Quarantine Cafe: Cats and Things Which Are Not Cats

Japanese Cat Hotel. Not a hotel for cats, but rather, a hotel where you get to pick out a couple of the house's cats, and take you with you to your bedroom to sleep with them.

So like a cathouse, but with cats.

Cats and dominoes:

Cat and piano:

Not a cat:

Also not a cat:

Also also not cats:

Posted by: Ace at 06:57 PM




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1 Joe biden is a demented loser

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:57 PM (SScvq)

2 Fuck Joe Biden with a walrus tooth.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (SScvq)

3 Hunter Biden was molested by Joe.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (SScvq)

4 Dogs are better cuddlers.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (bDqIh)

5 Nooding

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (SScvq)

6 Bats, man.

Bats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (0QYMt)

7 Cats are the greatest animals. Just ask them, they'll tell you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (l9m7l)

8 Dancing bats are cute

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (ONvIw)

9 3 or Jill

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (ONvIw)

10 Otter being chased by an orca!

https://tinyurl.com/ycjffbc4

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (bDqIh)

11 Id rather get bit by a bat daily than have Biden as president

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (SScvq)

12 Yay! Bats!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (BJLVZ)

13 Doing the Batusi.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (0QYMt)

14 "sleep" with them?

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

15 Buy masks and toilet paper.


I'm about to shut this shizzle down.

Posted by: Biden at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (lOr+7)

16 damn bats

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)

17 Bats.
There had to be bats.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (axyOa)

18 Funny, I've never thought Ace was susceptible to cute.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (lgiXo)

19 Japs are weird.

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (gmo/4)

20 Ace is at it again.

Sigh.

Kittehs good.
You-know-what bad.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (MLfDH)

21 Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (kTF2Z)

22 I've been to a Japanese cat cafe. So much fun, but the cats are not up for adoption!

=^.^=

Posted by: pookysgirl says neko neko kawaiiiii at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (XKZwp)

23 Meerkats aren't cats

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (arJlL)

25 I don't see myself rescuing a rat

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (ONvIw)

26 Piranhas > bats

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)

27 Burn. It. Down.
Posted by Ace

I will not lie. Pyro Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (0zWT7)

28 Retrievers with their loveys are so adorable.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (TdMsT)

29 Wanna see those bats really dance?
Hit 'em with a radar hammer.

Hee. Hee. Hee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 07:03 PM (axyOa)

30 So like a cathouse, but with cats.

Poor kittehs. Having to sleep beside weird strangers.

And then, what their pimps do to them... shudder.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 07:03 PM (MLfDH)

31
hey man

Canada is in NATO, they should not be playing footsies with the CCP

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:03 PM (r4bSV)

32 I've been to a Japanese cat cafe. So much fun, but the cats are not up for adoption!

=^.^=
Posted by: pookysgirl says neko neko kawaiiiii at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (XKZwp)

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Here comes the pitch! Oooooooh, it's a hanging curve ball!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (kTF2Z)

33 Meerkats aren't cats


Catfish, also not cats.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

34 Oh that kind of cat hotel. Do they smoke?

Posted by: BribeChannel-Elect Hunter Biden at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (Mvw9Q)

35 Meerkats aren't cats
Posted by: Skip

Mere bats are bats

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)

36 Hmmm... See link for article.
Merry Christmas and God Bless!

https://mobile.twitter.com/disclosetv/
status/1341522471590260738

NEW - Pope to step down after Christmas, according to Vatican source.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (ovk6y)

37 Meerkats aren't cats


Catfish, also not cats.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (yQpMk)



Catamaran, not a cat.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)

38 Ok, pussy I get. But what about crack?

Posted by: Dicked-her Hunter Biden at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (0zWT7)

39 Had some furniture delivered today. Items stacked and overturned near the doorway, before I could move them to their proper places.

And after a few tentative sniffs, there they were, the cats. Standing triumphantly atop the newcomers, like heroes on Mt. Suribachi.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (C7zIl)

40 Canada is in NATO, they should not be playing footsies with the CCP
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:03 PM (r4bSV)

say what?

Posted by: Turkey at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (OVEfo)

41

one horse ponies are not cats

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (r4bSV)

42 Catalina, the island of cats.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (l3+k2)

43 I've never seen meerkats. I have met mongooses. I thought they were cute

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (lgiXo)

44 a hotel where you get to pick out a couple of the house's cats, and take you with you to your bedroom to sleep with them.


So... Ashley-George for furries? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: DOCTOR Beto O'Rourke at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (786Ro)

45 Catalina dressing is made from cats.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)

46 If you can't be Batman, do Catwoman.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 07:06 PM (0QYMt)

47
Catatonic is not a drink for cats.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 07:06 PM (PtOP4)

48 I can't imagine my cats would have just watched the dominos

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 07:06 PM (Cxk7w)

49 Otter being chased by an orca!

https://tinyurl.com/ycjffbc4
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (bDqIh)




That otter was going like a bat outta hell.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 07:06 PM (axyOa)

50 Catalina, the island of cats.


Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (l3+k2)

and salad dressing.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:06 PM (kfMBQ)

51 You're a one retriever cat bat baby rat.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at December 22, 2020 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

52 the dominoes cats are pretty cool. holy crap, that must have taken a really long time to draw up and execute.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 07:06 PM (W2Pud)

53 Meerkats aren't cats
Catfish, also not cats.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (yQpMk)Catamaran, not a cat.
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)


A catapult is not a cat.

Fight me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 22, 2020 07:06 PM (87oRe)

54 I have never heard anyone say catsup but I know it is a thing. Ketchup bitches, ketchup.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (aMSh/)

55 There was a bookstore here that sold used books. The store had at least six cats in it. You'd look at a shelf of books and behind the books a cat would be sleeping.

It was pretty great. But they went out of business.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (l9m7l)

56 Catalina dressing is made from cats.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

So that's the dressing on the bento box salads?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (0zWT7)

57 Here comes the pitch! Oooooooh, it's a hanging curve ball!



Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (kTF2Z)

Cafe *cafe*, not a cat *hotel*.

I had pancakes that were cat-shaped with the best strawberry sauce I've ever had. The cafe also provided little cat-themed drink covers so the cats didn't get into the drinks. And the cats were adorable and friendly, of course!

Posted by: pookysgirl says neko neko kawaiiiii at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (XKZwp)

58 M'doggie is barking. I think she sees a troll.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (lgiXo)

59 hey man

Canada is in NATO, they should not be playing footsies with the CCP
Posted by: will choose a nic later



No one has enforced NATO shit in 20 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (BJLVZ)

60

Peter Duecy should keep shouting questions at the Biden and then we can wait for Biden to say stoopid stuff back


Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (r4bSV)

61 A cat scan is when your cat looks you up and down and finds you unworthy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (kTF2Z)

62 I was backstage at a Cats production once. Man, I was thrilled. Then...

Posted by: Chris at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (l3+k2)

63 Looks like a riokan style hotel. Just the room, you put the mattress down on the (impeccably clean) floor.

Haven't been to Kanagawa yet.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (OTzUX)

64 So like a cathouse, but with cats.

Poor kittehs. Having to sleep beside weird strangers.

And then, what their pimps do to them... shudder.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 07:03 PM (MLfDH)

Seriously, I don't like it. The animals have to get used to the new space, and every creak and crevice of someone else's home is going to be a threat.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (C7zIl)

65 Mongoose, not a goose.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)

66 Cats for bats. I mean, hats for bats.

Posted by: P. Cerrano at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (kfMBQ)

67 Mongooses are cute and they eat snakes.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (lgiXo)

68 A catapult is not a cat.

Fight me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar



But it will fling one.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (BJLVZ)

69

A pet rat?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (UHbKC)

70 baby joey the sea otter!


https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (W2Pud)

71 Weasels are not cats, and vice versa, except for that Weasel cat.

Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (L76VR)

72 Catalina Island has bison, but no cats.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (OTzUX)

73 You can have drinks with your cat, but only serve it catatonic.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (bDqIh)

74 So that's the dressing on the bento box salads?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (0zWT7)

---------

Yes, they get the cats from the cafe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (kTF2Z)

75 3 Hunter Biden was molested by Joe.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (SScvq)

9 3 or Jill
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (ONvIw)

ahem

Posted by: The healing power of AND at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (Mvw9Q)

76 Where's the pony video?

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

77 Thats a lot of domino placing. Cats seem indifferent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

78 So like a cathouse, but with cats Kamala.

Run by Mazie Hirono.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (BJLVZ)

79 71 Weasels are not cats, and vice versa, except for that Weasel cat.
Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (L76VR)
--------
WeaselCat is on my lap as we speak.

Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (MVjcR)

80 baby rialto getting a checkup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSP4_QpoxtI

I have probably watched this video a hundred times. and the vet is super cute too!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (W2Pud)

81 Meerwolf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (63Dwl)

82 was backstage at a Cats production once. Man, I was thrilled. Then...


Posted by: Chris at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (l3+k2)


probably the best seat in the house.


Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (kfMBQ)

83 Orca's are fantastic animals. Wolves of the sea.

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (gmo/4)

84 weaselcat!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (W2Pud)

85 Cat Stevens is not a cat. He's a Yusuf.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (bDqIh)

86 was backstage at a Cats production once. Man, I was thrilled. Then...
Posted by: Chris at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (l3+k2)

probably the best seat in the house.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (kfMBQ)


Not if that's where they keep the litterbox.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (t+qrx)

87 Catalina Island has bison, but no cats.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (OTzUX)


It does ?? How nice.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (zr5Kq)

88 Bats!!! Yay!!!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (E8JQx)

89 There's a nice small hotel in Kitano, the upscale part of Kobe, that has a bakery cafe on the ground floor. Famous for its dog treats. Weird.

But Japan is known as, by far, the weirdest modern rich country.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:11 PM (OTzUX)

90 Canada is in NATO, they should not be playing footsies with the CCP

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:03 PM (r4bSV)


Why not?
Biden and Cocaine Mitch will be dancing the Chairman Mao Two-Step soon enough, and Trudeau wants get into that sweet off-shore bribery line first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 22, 2020 07:11 PM (87oRe)

91 Seriously, I don't like it. The animals have to get used to the new space, and every creak and crevice of someone else's home is going to be a threat.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (C7zIl)

I'm not a pet person, and I think the whole setup is ridiculous. Cats are not universally friendly, and these poor ones are made to go with a different stranger almost every day.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 07:11 PM (MLfDH)

92 Cafe *cafe*, not a cat *hotel*.

Posted by: pookysgirl says neko neko kawaiiiii



The fat, domestic ones are scrumptious. But the strays are kinda gamey.

Posted by: Hands at December 22, 2020 07:11 PM (786Ro)

93 We got a new kitty on Sunday. A 7 week old Himalayan..she already runs the place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:11 PM (OVEfo)

94

with the $600

should I go for a better quality hooker?
or just buy more blow?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:11 PM (r4bSV)

95 Hey that Weasel guy is here, the one who kept reposting the entire thread the other day. Scary.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (OTzUX)

96 Japan. Natch.

Prolly have cat fight hotel, too.

Posted by: Hands at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (786Ro)

97 >>I'm not a pet person, and I think the whole setup is ridiculous. Cats are not universally friendly, and these poor ones are made to go with a different stranger almost every day.



And then there's goat yoga!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (bDqIh)

98 Cat scratch fever, not caused by cat scratches.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (l3+k2)

99 69
A pet rat?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (UHbKC)

Yes, but he is Mr Dr President-Elect to you! Say it!

Posted by: DNC-RNC at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (Mvw9Q)

100 Catalina Island has bison, but no cats.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (OTzUX)

Assateague Island has ponies. But not one horse ponies. I mean, technically yes, but still.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (kfMBQ)

101 84 weaselcat!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 07:10 PM (W2Pud)

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LuLu!!

Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (MVjcR)

102 I like dogs.

Posted by: VillageTroll at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (yW7HD)

103 a hotel where you get to pick out a couple of the house's cats, and take you with you to your bedroom to sleep with them.

==

a purrdello?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (nUhF0)

104 >>with the $600

should I go for a better quality hooker?
or just buy more blow?
- - - -

buy a plan ticket to Sudan to get more stimulus $$$!


*stolen from twitter

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (bDqIh)

105 We really fucked up the Jap's DNA with those two atom bombs we dropped on their asses.

First, Godzilla with no wang and now cat hotels.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (R/m4+)

106 Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE

Accept no other!

Posted by: Hands at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (786Ro)

107 Cat scratch fever, not caused by cat scratches.
Posted by: Ted Nugent


Kathmandu. No cats.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (BJLVZ)

108 with the $600
should I go for a better quality hooker?
or just buy more blow?
Posted by: will choose a nic later

*sigh* Ain't no "and" in there, is there?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (0zWT7)

109 with the $600

should I go for a better quality hooker?
or just buy more blow?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:11 PM (r4bSV)

better quality than a $20 one ? I don't know...Are you satisfied with the $20 one ? Does she meet your requirements ??

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (zr5Kq)

110 Japan. Natch.

Prolly have cat fight hotel, too.
Posted by: Hands


In China, the cats are probably a delicacy of some kind.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

111 95 Hey that Weasel guy is here, the one who kept reposting the entire thread the other day. Scary.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (OTzUX)
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That was False Weasel!

Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (MVjcR)

112 "with the $600
should I go for a better quality hooker?
or just buy more blow?"

Well both would provide stimulus but upgrading the hooker will put the money back in the economy and the alternative will just put the money up your nose.

Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (L76VR)

113 #99: Would that be Dr. Mrs. President?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (0QYMt)

114 I'm not a pet person, and I think the whole setup is ridiculous.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 07:11 PM (MLfDH)


I wish my guidance counselor had mentioned "pet person" to me. What's the gig - treats and rubs and naps? I could live with that.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

115 Replying to @NoLeftTurns and @JennaEllisEsq

It finally came!!!

...my Biden WTF are you trying to say secret decoder ring

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (CZm2G)

116 should I go for a better quality hooker?
or just buy more blow?

-
Having blow is more likely to get you laid than getting laid is likely to get you blow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)

117 Hey that Weasel guy is here, the one who kept reposting the entire thread the other day. Scary.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (OTzUX)
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That was False Weasel!
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 07:13 PM (MVjcR)

False Weasels are not accepted.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

118 Catechism, not a cat adopting ritual.

Posted by: Bishop at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (l3+k2)

119 I think the bison were brought to Catalina for a western movie shoot. Wrigley family (gum, Cubs) used to own the island. I think they donated much of it to the state of CA, sold a bunch of the rest. It's a great sailing/boating destination or stopover, or weekend getaway from LA/Orange County.

But San Clemente, not far away to the southwest, is much preferred. Can't set foot on the shore (US military reservation) but it's just so deserted and quiet, and the sea life is abundant.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (OTzUX)

120 Crazy, but that's how it goes

Millions of people living as foes

Maybe. it's not too late

To learn how to love, and forget how to hate

Posted by: VillageTroll at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (yW7HD)

121 45
Catalina dressing is made from cats.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)


so is catsup

Posted by: ACE from the last thread with the rock dick at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (SnLSx)

122 Kitty-corners have no kitties.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (0QYMt)

123 Replying to @NoLeftTurns and @JennaEllisEsq

It finally came!!!

...my Biden WTF are you trying to say secret decoder ring
Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (CZm2G)



OVALTINE SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (g8HvI)

124 I have said this before...cats don't know shit about music theory.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (h1jJh)

125 rhomboid

Can you talk to Misanthropic Humanitarian at the petmorons@gmail.com address?

Your cat can be a star.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

126 118 Catechism, not a cat adopting ritual.
Posted by: Bishop at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (l3+k2)

Cataclysm, possibly a cat washing ritual.

Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (PiwSw)

127 Cats? Dodgy little wankers:

https://youtu.be/fvxjJXYIMDk

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)

128 Caterpillar...not a cat.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (zr5Kq)

129 there is, or used to be, a cat cafe in Philly

pet some cats, have a coffee break

I think the cats wete adoptable

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (nUhF0)

130 I wish my guidance counselor had mentioned "pet person" to me. What's the gig - treats and rubs and naps? I could live with that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

LOL. That's what they tell you, but once you start living the life of a pet person, it gets real dark real fast.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (MLfDH)

131 Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:59
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Missed you yesterday. Happy day late 40th anniversary well wishes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (iEx0u)

132 Don't put that cat in your bed! You don't know where that cat's been!

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (AMIL/)

133 Katrina was not a sharknado.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (l3+k2)

134 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (7Q7Ca)

135 Catacombs are not cat salons.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (bDqIh)

136 False Weasels are not accepted.
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)


False weasels are a kind of weasel.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (AiZBA)

137

well wait a minute

there is an advantage to paying the hooker
she just takes the $

using coke to get laid means she just uses all your coke, then leaves

or do I have misestimated people?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (r4bSV)

138 A hotel of nightmares.

Cats......pfft.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (7Q7Ca)

139 I want more cat hotels.
I am just used to my fuzzy parasite, hard to sleep without the little thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (d1uFV)

140 A cate-schism is a break up between cat worshippers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (0QYMt)

141 better quality than a $20 one ? I don't know...Are you satisfied with the $20 one ? Does she meet your requirements ??
Posted by: runner

Prolly gotta pick from a chipped tooth, eye patch, or facial scar.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (0zWT7)

142 No one has enforced NATO shit in 20 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 07:07 PM (BJLVZ)


Seriously, to take NATO as a concept worth enforcing would

a. Require a willing suspension of disbelief, and
B) Get in the way of the graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 22, 2020 07:17 PM (87oRe)

143 no piano here, so our cat insists on walking across the printer controls, making it beep incessantly.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 22, 2020 07:17 PM (8C7+r)

144 that cat hotel sounds like a whore house

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 07:17 PM (h1jJh)

145 LOL. That's what they tell you, but once you start living the life of a pet person, it gets real dark real fast.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 07:16 PM (MLfDH)




You know, you're probably right. I am not going to do a search for that.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:17 PM (t+qrx)

146 The neighbors are not gonna like me cold starting the R8. It's almost dark. Shhhhhh

Posted by: VillageTroll at December 22, 2020 07:17 PM (yW7HD)

147 Katmandu. Not a cat or a man. Wtf.

Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 07:17 PM (L76VR)

148 Concatenate: to place two feline prisoners side-by-side.

Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 07:17 PM (PiwSw)

149 Retrievers are so good natured

Posted by: Hands at December 22, 2020 07:18 PM (786Ro)

150 Catalina might have bobcats, or mountain lions, dunno. Doubt it, at least the mountain lion part.

They used to have to go around killing various critters on San Clemente Island that had been imported from the mainland, which were effing up the island ecology (forget which ones). Don't think the Channel Islands have the animals to sustain cats.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:18 PM (OTzUX)

151 Catalonia, not a cat by itself.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 07:18 PM (l3+k2)

152 I just realized that a lot of modern "analysis" is being done without realization of the fundamental difference between necessary and sufficient conditions.

The leftists have replaced the classical distinctions with "like", which is neither about necessity or sufficiency.

And the result is left thought--and much thought being done by our judiciary as well.

I just have to cast you into the role of Nazi to justify punching you. And then it's a good thing I did that, just in case you were a Nazi.

I don't have to argue whether what you believe is either necessary or sufficing for Nazism. ...

Posted by: Axeman at December 22, 2020 07:18 PM (Eicbe)

153
Cats and Dominoes >> Otters and Twister

Posted by: Hands at December 22, 2020 07:19 PM (786Ro)

154 Don't have a cat.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:19 PM (OTzUX)

155 doggeh's loveys never last very long
he chews them to bits

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:20 PM (nUhF0)

156 I just have to reflect that I find you like a Nazi.

(I see Ace wisely out in a character count, once I stopped swearing at my keyboard.)

Posted by: Axeman at December 22, 2020 07:20 PM (Eicbe)

157 Catafalque, not a cat.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)

158 But San Clemente, not far away to the southwest, is much preferred. Can't set foot on the shore (US military reservation) but it's just so deserted and quiet, and the sea life is abundant.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (OTzUX)


We were at a secret spot out near the end of Point Loma Sunday and had a rare San Clemente Island spotting. It was a very clear day.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 07:20 PM (AiZBA)

159 Don't have a cat.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:19 PM (OTzUX)


Too late, I have two. They're dumber than a bag of hair (one may actually be a bag of hair).

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

160 Cat-a-clysmic

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (PiO1Y)

161 Replying to @NoLeftTurns and @JennaEllisEsq
It finally came!!!
...my Biden WTF are you trying to say secret decoder ring
Posted by: Braenyard

Oh. I would have guessed Ace's stony dick.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (0zWT7)

162 Don't have a cat.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:19 PM (OTzUX)


I don't want one, but my wife and kid like cats, so I have one.

I call it sato masachitty because it loves getting beat up.

Purrs and everything. Smack it on the back or the belly a few times and it start flopping around and wagging it's tail purring everywhere.

That's pretty messed up.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (7Q7Ca)

163 False Weasel and Horst Wessel kind of, not rhyme, but kinda go together.

Hmmm.

Better call the FBI's white supremacist task force. Can't be too careful.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (OTzUX)

164 Cataphract - could be a cat, if you ride a Maine Coon into battle.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (t+qrx)

165
We've toyed with the idea of getting a cat or two. Unfortunately that means no house dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (mht8P)

166 "Don't have a cat.
Posted by: rhomboid "

How about a cow?

Posted by: hissyfit at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (L76VR)

167

Catamarans float better than cats

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (/WEpn)

168 I've had numerous threesomes with Hunter and Joe.

Posted by: Jill Biden at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (usM7j)

169 and now Missouri too ? wtf

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (g741k)

170 The troll was slightly misspelling it as "weaqsel", or similar, in the multiple-comment thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (UDapT)

171 The only thing I know about San Clemente is that Nixon hung out there.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

172 From the Daily Mail- Dominion Voting Systems is suing the Trump campaign, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell as well as news networks OANN and Newsmax over alleged defamation.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (NpAcC)

173 The only thing I know about San Clemente is that Nixon hung out there.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (yQpMk)


Wasn't he a shortstop for the Reds back in the 60's?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (7Q7Ca)

174 A Biden Decoder Ring would the size of an Enigma machine.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (0QYMt)

175 Purrs and everything. Smack it on the back or the belly a few times and it start flopping around and wagging it's tail purring everywhere.

That's pretty messed up.....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (7Q7Ca)


Same. Some days it's the wipeout drum solo, some days I go all king of the bongo on that tummy. They love it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

176 15
Buy masks and toilet paper.





I'm about to shut this shizzle down.

Posted by: Biden at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (lOr+7)


*****
Let's do a little role playing shall we...

Joe Biden: "we're shutting everything down to flatten the curve again"

America: "go fuck yourself"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (h1jJh)

177 rhomboid

Oops. That was NGU. My mistake.

Please contact Misanthropic Humanitarian anyway.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

178 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Sorry to hear that your wife is ill. A few months ago there were some news stories about recalled hand sanitizer from Mexico. Apparently some companies were using a version of alcohol that was absorbing through the skin and making people sick.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (7EjX1)

179 From the Daily Mail- Dominion Voting Systems is suing the Trump campaign, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell as well as news networks OANN and Newsmax over alleged defamation.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (NpAcC)




This is gonna be great.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

180
Same. Some days it's the wipeout drum solo, some days I go all king of the bongo on that tummy. They love it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (t+qrx)


This.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (7Q7Ca)

181 From the Daily Mail- Dominion Voting Systems is suing the Trump campaign, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell as well as news networks OANN and Newsmax over alleged defamation.

Posted by: redridinghood

So I guess they finished "updating" all the servers... Fuck them, bulldoze their offices, and harvest organs from their employees.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (0zWT7)

182 168 I've had numerous threesomes with Hunter and Joe.

Posted by: Jill Biden at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (usM7j)


OK, Hunter must be Hunter Biden, but who is Joe? What's his last name?

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (AMIL/)

183 Don't have a cat.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:19 PM (OTzUX)



Too late, I have two. They're dumber than a bag of hair (one may actually be a bag of hair).

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

Interesting. The cats we "had" were smart as hell. They had an innate ability to survive that many dogs do not have. To be precise, they would never run out in front of a car. In fact, they would sleep in the street at night and get out of the way of cars that deigned to bother them. Dog on the other hand will stand on the side of the road and jump in front of a car. Not all breeds mind you, but the really nice ones will.

The issue with cats is even if they are smart, so what? They are not going to spend their energy helping you. Same reason there are few guide cats and drug sniffing cats.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (kfMBQ)

184 The Federal Death Penalty Act becomes law Dec.24.

Merry Christmas Joe Joe.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (CZm2G)

185 Crazy, but that's how it goes

Millions of people living as foes

Maybe. it's not too late

To learn how to love, and forget how to hate
Posted by: VillageTroll at December 22, 2020 07:15 PM (yW7HD)

Funny thing.

I feel like I'm forgetting how to love
and learning how to hate

Posted by: Christopher AmashCross at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (oAY8z)

186 DR WTF, uh, well .... WTF?

Didn't know you could see San Clemente from the mainland. It *has* been incredibly clear and beautiful for - well, have lost count, maybe 2 months now. Catalina of course is easily seen from the 5 as you get to Camp Pendleton. This weather, you can see colors, shadows, not just the island in general.

"Secret spot"???

Diving? Dolphin Tanks and Little Waiemea are known surf spots on a south swell.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (OTzUX)

187 Well hell who don't want to sleep with a cat?

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (8bJHg)

188 Country music, never about cats. Often times pussy, though.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (l3+k2)

189 A few months ago there were some news stories about recalled hand sanitizer from Mexico. Apparently some companies were using a version of alcohol that was absorbing through the skin and making people sick.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (7EjX1)


Pro tip: Never buy the Mexican sanitizer that has a worm in the bottle.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (AiZBA)

190 167




Catamarans float better than cats



Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (/WEpn)

****
I didn't believe you so I threw our cats into the river. I deem this claim "mostly true"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (h1jJh)

191

I saw where in 10 states ODs have doubled since 2019

my mom saw a guy trying to suicide off a bridge yesterday, copy had not shown up yet


but Brix and Fauchi say to stay home for safety

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (r4bSV)

192 The only thing I know about San Clemente is that Nixon hung out there.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

Wasn't he a shortstop for the Reds back in the 60's?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (7Q7Ca)


Played for the Lakers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (g8HvI)

193 isn't san clemente island populated by nothing but goats ?

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (g741k)

194 A Biden Decoder Ring would the size of an Enigma machine.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

cat /dev/random

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (0zWT7)

195 BoyleHeights

What about my neighbor to the East, Missouri?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

196 cop had not shown up yet

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (r4bSV)

197 Biden said "one horse pony." The saying is "one trick pony." He can't even ramble coherently.

BTW, Abbott's plan to take over the Austin police and cut out Adler is proceeding. Two thumbs up.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

198 Some headline about PDT pardoning 15 people, including some involved in mueller probe? But I can't find the names

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (OVEfo)

199 Discovery- what is it good for? Absolutely everything

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (PiO1Y)

200 170 The troll was slightly misspelling it as "weaqsel", or similar, in the multiple-comment thread.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (UDapT)


There is an obvious reason for that.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (TdMsT)

201 @172
Normally I'd say discovery is going to be a bitch but I'm betting the courts will not force Dominion to turn over machines or source code.

Or alternatively...

This is what it looks like when the entire power structure arrays against you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (5xQgm)

202 A few months ago there were some news stories about recalled hand sanitizer from Mexico. Apparently some companies were using a version of alcohol that was absorbing through the skin and making people sick.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB

it killed people

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (r4bSV)

203 Catwalk...now, that one is tricky.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (zr5Kq)

204 sock removal

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (oAY8z)

205 Lin Wood said the otherr day Bring it on, discovery will be their downfall.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Cxk7w)

206 Included in the list are Duncan Hunter, a former GOP congressman from California, Chris Collins, a former GOP representative from New York and Trump campaign advisor George Papadapoulous.

Papadapoulous had been convicted of making false statements during the Mueller investigation.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (OVEfo)

207 From the Daily Mail- Dominion Voting Systems is suing the Trump campaign, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell as well as news networks OANN and Newsmax over alleged defamation.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (NpAcC)



This is gonna be great.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)


LOL!! Bring it, fraudsters!!!

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

208 So I guess they finished "updating" all the
servers... Fuck them, bulldoze their offices, and harvest organs from
their employees.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump*


Don't bother with the brains they're useless.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (DG/+d)

209 As of ten seconds ago, my lap has been expropriated by the impossibly cute, Six Pound Kitty.

Bonnie. As in "Bonnie Wee Lass". As black as black can be, but for one solitary white eyebrow whisker, and a 1/8th in. white "dot", perfectly centered on her forehead.

11 years old. Six pounds of pleasant purring puffy plumpness. Sweet and smart. And VERY strong willed and self-aware.

She's the Boss. Doesn't matter if you don't believe her. Just hang around. She'll prove it to you, soon enough.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (QzJWU)

210 @85

Cat Stevens is a Joo hater, Supreme. And the virtue signers-signalers/SJW never miss an opportunity to reference him. Play his music. Or tell us what a righteous dude he is. Or of course, invite him to perform.

As different ...

I believe in this life, we have ONE choice only. One choice left. And in such, not really a choice.

FIGHT

With all our fury, with all our might. If we do not? If we do not fight now. We aren't just capitulating, we are surrendering.

Should we not fight now. We don't just lose. We lose forever and all time. We won't have a second or third chance.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (KpV4B)

211 The issue with cats is even if they are smart, so what? They are not going to spend their energy helping you. Same reason there are few guide cats and drug sniffing cats.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (kfMBQ)


If my cats were drug sniffing cats, it would explain a lot.

https://youtu.be/SgIZa5N3ZAs

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

212 cop had not shown up yet
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (r4bSV)

wait, what ?? are you a criminal ?

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (zr5Kq)

213 "isn't san clemente island populated by nothing but goats ?"

* perks up *

Tell me of this magical place.

Posted by: Ackmed at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (L76VR)

214
isn't san clemente island populated by nothing but goats ?

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (g741k)

that doesn't sound all that bad. Goats are good eating. Last I heard, Guam was infested with snakes. Goats would be better imo.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (kfMBQ)

215 cat /dev/random
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (0zWT7)

OK, now I have to fire up my RedHat VM...

Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (PiwSw)

216 "isn't san clemente island populated by nothing but goats ?"



* perks up *



Tell me of this magical place.

Posted by: Ackmed at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (L76VR)

i knew it would go there.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (kfMBQ)

217 That's a one pony bat.

Posted by: President Elect Polydent at December 22, 2020 07:29 PM (L8ADy)

218 > A Biden Decoder Ring would the size of an Enigma machine.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

cat /dev/random
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (0zWT7)


Out of entropy.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:29 PM (t+qrx)

219 168 I've had numerous threesomes with Hunter and Joe.

Posted by: Jill Biden at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (usM7j)


THATS DR JILL!

Posted by: Chris Wallace at December 22, 2020 07:29 PM (ZfRYq)

220 cats rock

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 22, 2020 07:29 PM (er/ld)

221 172
From the Daily Mail- Dominion Voting Systems is suing the Trump
campaign, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell as well as news networks OANN and
Newsmax over alleged defamation.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (NpAcC)

***

First question for Dominion: "why is there a weight applied to the tallies, aren't you just supposed to add shit up, you know first grade shit"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 07:29 PM (h1jJh)

222 Catnip. Nuff said.

Posted by: Cat at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (l3+k2)

223 hogmartinm, that cat is black. you own a black cat. that means it crosses your path multiple times a day. what precautions are you taking ?

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

224 "Secret spot"???

Diving? Dolphin Tanks and Little Waiemea are known surf spots on a south swell.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (OTzUX)


Little Waimea as in Ralphs on the bay side of the point?

No, it's a parking lot for a Naval HR office that has a great Pacific side view and some lunch time picnic tables. Just before the Ft. Rosecrans Cemetery.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (AiZBA)

225 So I guess they finished "updating" all the
servers... Fuck them, bulldoze their offices, and harvest organs from
their employees.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump*
Don't bother with the brains they're useless.
Posted by:deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beastat December 22, 2020 07:27 PM

I heard about a great face cheese recipe the other day...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (0zWT7)

226 If my cats were drug sniffing cats, it would explain a lot.



https://youtu.be/SgIZa5N3ZAs

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

I see it.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (kfMBQ)

227 um, that's hogmartin...did not mean to disfigure your nic

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

228 Jim @ 209- MadisonTheCat won't be happy with me in a few hours. I'm having leftover potato pancakes and Navybeans.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (8bJHg)

229 Cat scratch fever, not caused by cat scratches.
Posted by: Ted Nugent


Ass Scratch Fever by Ted Oldgent

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (arJlL)

230 Well hell who don't want to sleep with a cat?
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (8bJHg)


Last time I did, I had to get 5 stitches in Mr. Winkey and a very painful shot.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (L8ADy)

231 >>> 19 Japs are weird.
Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (gmo/4)

Seriously. Why isn't there an octopus hotel?

Posted by: K. Eichenwald at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (02b6n)

232
that doesn't sound all that bad. Goats are good eating. Last I heard, Guam was infested with snakes. Goats would be better imo.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (kfMBQ)


I will never, ever visit Guam.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (TdMsT)

233 NGU, Congratulations on your new kitten. Bet she is adorable.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (7EjX1)

234 This is gonna be great.

Posted by: G'rump928(C)


LOL. Lin Wood finally baited this stupid Chinezuelan one-armed bandit manufacturer into legal discovery.

Guess now we know why they were shredding everything in Denver.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (DG/+d)

235 hogmartinm, that cat is black. you own a black cat. that means it crosses your path multiple times a day. what precautions are you taking ?
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)


He doesn't cross my path so much as flop down right in it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (t+qrx)

236 I've had numerous threesomes with Hunter and Joe.
Posted by: Jill Biden at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (usM7j)
THATS DR JILL!
Posted by: Chris Wallace

So no naughty nurse outfit?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (0zWT7)

237 Enigma machines are pretty small, size of an old portable typewriter, actually.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (OTzUX)

238 Yes, yes yes. God love you, man. You're a one cat, kitty!

Posted by: Paste Eating POS that will never be my president at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (aikOa)

239 On the Dominion lawsuit, I'm sure that Wood, Powell, et al are well aware of the Anti Slapp statutes that exist in most states.

These statutes not only protect against lawsuits intended to chill free speech, they also REQUIRE that the party challenging the speech and who loses (*cough, Dominion*) must pay the other parties (multiple!) all of their attorneys' fees. And all of their appellate fees. And all of their collection costs.


Enjoy, Dominion.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

240 {{{Ladyl }}}

Guam is a nice place. My first memories were of Guam. I came back decades later and all the people were much shorter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

241 President Donald Trump, in a stunning Tuesday night tweet, called the $900 billion Covid relief bill passed by Congress an unsuitable disgrace and urged lawmakers to make a number of changes to the measure, including bigger direct payments to individuals and families.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:32 PM (OVEfo)

242
is Guam the Pacific island where a typhoon scattered all the chickens and now there are like 40 million chickens all over??

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 07:32 PM (r4bSV)

243 Enigma machines are pretty small, size of an old portable typewriter, actually.
Posted by: rhomboid

Dat stuff is Da Bombe!

Posted by: Miklos Alan-Turing at December 22, 2020 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)

244 Man, you're a one horse pony, except--you know--with cats. I don't know what you call that, but I'm sure it has a name. Maybe it's Elvis.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Leader-Elect of the Free World at December 22, 2020 07:32 PM (sWM8x)

245 The issue with cats is they have ancestral memory of being Saber Tooth Tigers ripping Neanderthal and Cro Magnon throats out at their leisure and chilling on the great savanas.

When they look at you they aren't thinking about kibble.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (A9rb4)

246 hogmartinm, that cat is black. you own a black cat. that means it crosses your path multiple times a day. what precautions are you taking ?
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)


if the cat has to walk under ladders to get anywhere, does that counter the effect?

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (L8ADy)

247 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Sorry to hear that your wife is ill. A few months ago there were some news stories about recalled hand sanitizer from Mexico. Apparently some companies were using a version of alcohol that was absorbing through the skin and making people sick.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB

Mrs. Wrecks called the manufacturer and they told her it could never happen in a million billion years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (+y/Ru)

248 From the Daily Mail- Dominion Voting Systems is
suing the Trump campaign, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell as well as news
networks OANN and Newsmax over alleged defamation.



Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (NpAcC)







This is gonna be great.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)





LOL!! Bring it, fraudsters!!!

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (Ed8Zd)


Dominion Employee of the Year to say it's lies all lies in 3...2....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (UHbKC)

249 Cat-o-Nine Tails.


Eat shit octopi!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (axyOa)

250 Never saw any snakes in Guam, but boy howdy, the sheer quantity of shooting ranges and massage parlors would tip the island.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (0zWT7)

251 >>> 36 Hmmm... See link for article.
Merry Christmas and God Bless!

https://mobile.twitter.com/disclosetv/
status/1341522471590260738

NEW - Pope to step down after Christmas, according to Vatican source.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (ovk6y)

Take one step down... and then fall all the way down the rest of the stairway?

....is that wrong?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2020 07:34 PM (02b6n)

252 "President Donald Trump, in a stunning Tuesday night tweet, called the $900 billion Covid relief bill passed by Congress an unsuitable disgrace"

That's my President.

Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 07:34 PM (L76VR)

253 My Scottish Fold gets to hang out with me in the office again. I've discovered she likes my almonds. The only other cat I've had that liked almonds was my Russian Blue. So far, she hasn't caused a lot of damage but seems weird to have to hide the almonds.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 07:34 PM (JKNZq)

254 TRUMP UP

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 07:34 PM (DG/+d)

255 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Sorry to hear that your wife is ill. A few months ago there were some news stories about recalled hand sanitizer from Mexico. Apparently some companies were using a version of alcohol that was absorbing through the skin and making people sick.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB

Mrs. Wrecks called the manufacturer and they told her it could never happen in a million billion years.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

She must have spoken to Carl Sagan

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 07:34 PM (arJlL)

256 240 {{{Ladyl }}}

Guam is a nice place. My first memories were of Guam. I came back decades later and all the people were much shorter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:32 PM (u82oZ)


{{{Salty Dog}}}

I will never go to a place that's overrun with snakes.

I hear Costa Rica is terrible, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 07:34 PM (TdMsT)

257 He doesn't cross my path so much as flop down right in it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (t+qrx)

still, that's like playing russian roulette. you know, you can probably change its hair color.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

258 Enjoy, Dominion.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:32 PM (Ed8Zd)


Wood, Powell, et al, plan;

SCCJ John Robertts laughs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 22, 2020 07:35 PM (87oRe)

259
The cats ass is not really great.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 07:35 PM (PtOP4)

260 My fourth COVID-19 Wuhan test results came back today. Negative, like all the others.

I got tested this time because I could not smell camphor or menthol (in Vics Vapor Rub) in my nightly test. The sniffles may be the real cause.

And why Vic is rubbing vapor is a puzzle. He should be recovering from hip surgery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

261 Die Hard is NOT a cat movie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:35 PM (+y/Ru)

262 DR WTF, aha. I know the spot. The EOD HQ next door also has picnic tables with a view, I think. I love that they still have the brass ship models for radar research out by the road.

Used to go to Ralph's with a friend with a boat who surfs (I'd bodyboard). Nice - incredible scenery, and .... nobody else there. The other spots are just at and around the tip of the point, I think. We've walked at Cabrillo most weekends for months, it was a good summer out there, always saw a few boats tied up in the kelp and surfers schralping.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

263 Can just anyone file amicus briefs on behalf of plaintiff in Dominion vs MAGA? Asking for an establishment Republican in the Big Easy.

Posted by: Hands: No Standing at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (786Ro)

264 The Cat in the Hat is not a real cat.

Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (PiwSw)

265 Never saw any snakes in Guam, but boy howdy, the sheer quantity of shooting ranges and massage parlors would tip the island.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (0zWT7)


LBFMs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (g8HvI)

266 "President Donald Trump, in a stunning Tuesday night tweet, called the $900 billion Covid relief bill passed by Congress an unsuitable disgrace"

That's my President.
Posted by: f'd

Yep !

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (arJlL)

267 Without waging war now, today. There is no future forward. There is nothing.

America is an idea. Not just a land beautiful beyond compare. With a glorious storied history. An idea, which they have successfully obliterated.

It's fight now, or forever hold your pecker.

We will never have this chance again. We have already lost. Lost the spirit, lost the soul of this Nation.

Like the talking head, on CNN. Saying it is immoral, for Trump supporters. To get the vaccine. And that they should get it last.

It is fight now. Fight with everything you have. WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (KpV4B)

268 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

269 Weasels are not cats, and vice versa, except for that Weasel cat.
Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM



There are places in Egypt where Weaselcat is considered a goddess.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (axyOa)

270 Darling {{{Slap}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (TdMsT)

271 if the cat has to walk under ladders to get anywhere, does that counter the effect?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (L8ADy)

no. neither would the cat spitting over its left shoulder. non refert as we say in latin.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

272 "President Donald Trump, in a stunning Tuesday night tweet, called the $900 billion Covid relief bill passed by Congress an unsuitable disgrace"

That's my President.
Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 07:34 PM (L76VR)

F*&*in A ! It IS a disgrace!

We emailed Cornyn today- we're ashamed we supported him, and he supported this travesty.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

273 Trump upped the 600 to 2k or no sighny.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (buTO7)

274 isn't san clemente island populated by nothing but goats ?



Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 22, 2020 07:25 PM (g741k)

that doesn't sound all that bad. Goats are good eating. Last I heard, Guam was infested with snakes. Goats would be better imo.


Posted by: Quint

...
Apparently you have never enjoyed snake tartar!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (CjFDo)

275 Mr Aspirin Factory

I've been to Olongapo when it was at it's height/\. Mayor Gordon still ran the place.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (u82oZ)

276 ..Jim @ 209- MadisonTheCat won't be happy with me in a few hours. I'm having leftover potato pancakes and Navybeans.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:30 PM (8bJHg)



Hope you can "hold it" through the ONT? Bad enough that TROLLS stink up the place. Don't need a Gassy Moron adding to the chaos!


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (QzJWU)

277 My fourth COVID-19 Wuhan test results came back today. Negative, like all the others.

It so weird that I heard this sentence sung to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (DG/+d)

278 Seriously. Why isn't there an octopus hotel?
Posted by: K. Eichenwald at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (02b6n)


You're assuming there's not? They probably have a hotel for octopi to reside, and then the octopus themed one for humans. Only weirdoes go to the squid hotel.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (L8ADy)

279 Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

Slap!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (87oRe)

280 ever saw any snakes in Guam, but boy howdy, the sheer quantity of shooting ranges and massage parlors would tip the island.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 07:33 PM (0zWT7)

I believe you. It depends on when you were there. From my understanding, snakes are not native to the island. So when someone introduced them, there were no natural predators and they took over. I learned about this at least ten years ago so maybe things have changed. But back then, people were using net to fish them out of their swimming pools.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (kfMBQ)

281 I wonder if Pope Commie will do commercials in his retirement. Pizza--yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (sWM8x)

282
There are places in Egypt where Weaselcat is considered a goddess.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (axyOa)
-------
That's the case here!

Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (MVjcR)

283 The cats ass is not really great.
Posted by: DAK

Ever heard the expression " So dark, like looking up a cat's ass" ?

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (arJlL)

284 The only thing I know about San Clemente is that Nixon hung out there.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:22 PM (yQpMk)
---
That and all the damn vampires.

Posted by: Axeman at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (Eicbe)

285 That first girl not ugly by any means and actually cute but it was a little bit of a disappointment when she took off the mask. Where's Fenelon to reprimand me?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

286
Sounds like Trump is going to veto the vivid relief Bill.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (PtOP4)

287 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

OMG. Never before - a president who stands up to this sort of bullshit. Its a Christmas miracle.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

288 Used to go to Ralph's with a friend with a boat who surfs (I'd bodyboard). Nice - incredible scenery, and .... nobody else there. The other spots are just at and around the tip of the point, I think. We've walked at Cabrillo most weekends for months, it was a good summer out there, always saw a few boats tied up in the kelp and surfers schralping.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)


Ah yes, off the tip of the point. Surfed Ralphs but not Little Waiamea. When I was in high school one time there were 6' waves breaking on Ballast Point believe it or not.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (AiZBA)

289 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

AWESOME ! thanks , Slapweasel.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)

290 Howdy, folks. Just doing a drive-by. Doing about five things at once.
-Howdy Hrothgar and LadyL!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (Ckg4U)

291 Catfight > Catnap

Posted by: Kramer at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (l3+k2)

292 Does Guam have as many boobies as Midway?
Eromero, east coast sailor

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (8bJHg)

293 Trump's talking about the new COVID relief bill. Sounds like he might veto it, after all!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, GED at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (H3MF8)

294 Trump upped the 600 to 2k or no sighny.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (buTO7)


The entire remainder of the bill funds the graft train for at least four more years! So, pfffft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (87oRe)

295 There's the the leader I voted for! DJT Grabbing the swamp by the,,,, .

Posted by: Cooldawg at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (aikOa)

296 Let's do a little role playing shall we...

Joe Biden: "we're shutting everything down to flatten the curve again"

America: "go fuck yourself"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 07:23 PM (h1jJh)

Sure, the America from the dirigible universe in Fringe says that.

The one in this universe that elected/let stand a steal Resident Bidet and which much of has been locked down for over 8 months now bends over gladly, looks backwards with a hopeful gleam in its eye and says, "Please, please sir may we have another because we want to be safe."

Posted by: Bete at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (Ojki1)

297 Slapweasel

Be well, my brother.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

298 We emailed Cornyn today- we're ashamed we supported him, and he supported this travesty.
Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (Ed8Zd)


Every single member of the senate and house should be out on their asses the next time they're up for reelection. And we've got what, 6 R's that were against it? That's just one vote guys. Just one. Be consistent.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (L8ADy)

299 Trump upped the 600 to 2k or no sighny.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (buTO7)

Nice!......It's my money and I want it now!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

300 Get Over It:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79npWYHXuz4

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (CZm2G)

301 Trump upped the 600 to 2k or no sighny.

-
And what of the Pakistani trannies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)

302 Cats love to snuggle up to overnight houseguests they would otherwise disdain, and drain them of their souls as they sleep.

Friend woke up tp my fat tomcat sitting on his chest, just staring at him.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

303 Unfortunately that means no house dogs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 07:21 PM (mht8P)

Noooo!!!!

dogs >>>> cats

*puts fists up in fight position*

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:41 PM (nUhF0)

304 Trump upped the 600 to 2k or no sighny.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (buTO7)

Nice!......It's my money and I want it now!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Can you get it in hookers and blow?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:41 PM (+y/Ru)

305 Let's make it $5K each, why not? Let's get this party started. Who's gonna stop buying t-bills?? What are they gonna do, buy Chinese sovereign debt? How about Greek?

Re Cornyn: don't tell me he failed - AGAIN - to get the Columbus Day/Juneteenth swap into another bill??? This was a golden opportunity.

Did he at least help carry the statue of Bobby Lee out of the Capitol? How about Lankford, or Graham? Surely Scott (SC) was available.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:42 PM (OTzUX)

306 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)




Outstanding. Fck the rotten, corrupt SOBs who voted for that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 07:42 PM (SWB1Y)

307 It took me ten minutes to figure out that "Scottish fold" is a breed of cat!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 07:42 PM (UDapT)

308 Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 07:09 PM (MVjcR)

I think i fixed my shot grouping at 7 o-clock on the target today. Lots of research, evidently i wss peeking over the sites while squeezing, a problem common to people with bifocal corrective glasses.

Used something, i think it was Jim Sunk New Dawn that wrote it, i read on your Sunday threads. Just load two rounds in each magazine, the pick it up, acquire the target, fire, acquire the target, fire. Swap magazine, repeat. By the end of eight or so repititions, i was consistenetly hiting my aimpoint instead of down/left

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:42 PM (VcFUs)

309
Can you get it in hookers and blow?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:41 PM (+y/Ru)

You want a bj from pelosi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:42 PM (OVEfo)

310 Does Guam have as many boobies as Midway?
Eromero, east coast sailor
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (8bJHg)


We got our weps hauled up to the stage at the G-Spot, they tied him to the ship's wheel and stripped him to his skivvies and strippers took turns slapping his ass.

Sorry, what was the question?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (t+qrx)

311 I have an upright bass on a stand. I can be asleep at night and my cat will start to play it. Not just a couple of notes, either.

Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (w7KSn)

312 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)


Pelosi 2018: $1k tax relief is crumbs.

Pelosi 2020: Proud to pass bill giving Americans $600 to buy groceries, a new car, send kids to college...

When do we start hurting people?

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (L8ADy)

313 I've been to Olongapo when it was at it's height/\. Mayor Gordon still ran the place.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (u82oZ)


Never been to that part of the world. But, I have heard stories and seen photo albums.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (g8HvI)

314 Look up "The Mud Shark Interview" to learn about octopuses and hotels.

Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (L76VR)

315 the house and senate will probably override

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (OVEfo)

316
And what of the Pakistani trannies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)


***

We all get one!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (h1jJh)

317 305 Let's make it $5K each, why not? Let's get this party started. Who's gonna stop buying t-bills?? What are they gonna do, buy Chinese sovereign debt? How about Greek?
---
Remember when we used to say "why not make the minimum wage $1000 an hour?"

Hell, now I think Trump should do it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (sWM8x)

318 I thought hookers came with blow.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:44 PM (kfMBQ)

319 307 It took me ten minutes to figure out that "Scottish fold" is a breed of cat!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 07:42 PM (UDapT)

I thought they were northern Britanic sheep poking trannies with bad accents

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:44 PM (VcFUs)

320 Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:42 PM (VcFUs)
--------
Great, Bif!!

Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 07:44 PM (MVjcR)

321 And what of the Pakistani trannies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)
---------------

PDT basically said, "American families only."

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 07:44 PM (WEBkv)

322 Anybody still have the link from this am of the doctor's article on quora with a list of covid treatments including metformin?

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2020 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

323 312 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.


And I hope she shames them in the process.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 22, 2020 07:45 PM (H8QX8)

324 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

Wow...I have to eat my words. Never thought he'd do it. Good for him!

Posted by: lizabth at December 22, 2020 07:45 PM (L3Rsz)

325 San Clemente, where Nixon had his "western White House", is the incredibly beautiful little beach town at the northern edge of Camp Pendleton ("San Clemency" after the Ford pardon).

San Clemente Island is the southernmost island in the Channel Islands, and a Navy gunnery range and military reservation since .... the 1920s?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

326 I can't believe Cat Ass Trophy is missing this thread

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:45 PM (nUhF0)

327 315 the house and senate will probably override
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (OVEfo)

Make them override it three times, so they can own that decision.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (VcFUs)

328 232
that doesn't sound all that bad. Goats are good eating. Last I heard, Guam was infested with snakes. Goats would be better imo.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (kfMBQ)


I will never, ever visit Guam.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 07:31 PM (TdMsT)

Which is good cause if too many people go there it'll tip over!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (Ojki1)

329 Pelosi 2020: Proud to pass bill giving Americans $600 to buy groceries, a new car, send kids to college...

When do we start hurting people?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (L8ADy)
------------

Jan 20, after John Roberts administers the oath of office to the illegitimate interloper.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (WEBkv)

330 It took me ten minutes to figure out that "Scottish fold" is a breed of cat!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 07:42 PM (UDapT)


They are adorably derpy-looking.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

331
I thought hookers came with blow.


Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:44 PM (kfMBQ)

***
I tried that once and she didn't cum so I did that little trick with my fingers and that did the trick

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (h1jJh)

332 DR WTF, so maybe you also jumped off "the Clam" at the Cove in La Jolla, back in the day (when it was still there - I thing the carving has eroded away now)? Incredibly dangerous - at night - to jump down into that little slot. Only did it once (after dark). Even the idea terrifies me now. It's fenced off now, but from the sidewalk it looks like the clam is no longer visible, and I'm sure jumping ist verboten!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:47 PM (OTzUX)

333 I heard the house and senate have veto proof majorities...

Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 22, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)

334 Big happenings in GA with decertification
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWXlKqcGEZg

Supposedly.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 07:47 PM (buTO7)

335 the house and senate will probably override
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (OVEfo)

Make them override it three times, so they can own that decision.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (VcFUs)

I agree 100%

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:47 PM (OVEfo)

336 So let veto-proof majorities own this piece of shit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 07:48 PM (nQgMQ)

337 the house and senate will prob - ably over - ride
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Awe - some. Let the legis - lative shits bear the en - tire re - spons - ibi - lity for it.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 07:48 PM (kOpft)

338 Open the freaking country up and you won't need a trillion dollar hyperinflation bill.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

339 TRUMP UP

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 07:34 PM (DG/+d)

Standing f**ing ovation.
That is why we elected him. Twice.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

340 Scottish Folds are odd cats. They tend to be shy. You can't breed a Fold back to a Fold, as they have terrible genetic defects. So you have litters with Folds and cats with normal ears. And now I find out they eat almonds. And freeze dried minnows, that's her favorite thing in the world. My cat's name is Fanny if we need something to make a few quick jokes about

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 07:48 PM (JKNZq)

341 That com - ment cour - tesy of pixy warn - ing.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (kOpft)

342 I heard the house and senate have veto proof majorities...

Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 22, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)

maybe so. But those Republicans have to go on record overriding their president. None of them want to do it, and that is a great reason to make them do it.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (kfMBQ)

343 333 I heard the house and senate have veto proof majorities...
Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 22, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)
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And to do it all they have to do is refuse the 2k Trump wants. That'll go over real big.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (buTO7)

344 When do we start hurting people?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (L8ADy)


I read that as hunting people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (g8HvI)

345 maybe so. But those Republicans have to go on record overriding their president. None of them want to do it, and that is a great reason to make them do it.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (kfMBQ)
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They are not backing him, why should PDT give them cover?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (WEBkv)

346 The GOPe are such pussies they are turning this into a catastrophe.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (FhXTo)

347 And the cat in the top video looks like a Fold, at least on the still shot.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (JKNZq)

348 Awe - some. Let the legis - lative shits bear the en - tire re - spons - ibi - lity for it.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 07:48 PM (kOpft)


Too few of us, myself included, comment in iambic pentameter these days. It is appreciated.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (t+qrx)

349 DR WTF, so maybe you also jumped off "the Clam" at the Cove in La Jolla, back in the day (when it was still there ...
Incredibly dangerous - at night - to jump down into that little slot. Only did it once (after dark). Even the idea terrifies me now. It's fenced off now, but from the sidewalk it looks like the clam is no longer visible, and I'm sure jumping ist verboten!
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:47 PM (OTzUX)


I never jumped the Clam. I knew a guy that did and broke his back, he never walked again. I did crazy things in my youth but that wasn't one of them.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (AiZBA)

350 281 I wonder if Pope Commie will do commercials in his retirement. Pizza--yeah, that's the ticket!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 22, 2020 07:38 PM (sWM8x)

Vatican Ambassador for China.

Posted by: Bete at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (Ojki1)

351 I cannot foresee one scenario where a cat isn't gnawing on your bones for calcium and vitamin A.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (WOYcU)

352 the house and senate will probably override
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (OVEfo)

Make them override it three times, so they can own that decision.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (VcFUs)

Grifters gonna grift.

Either way, it makes me incredibly happy and hopeful that we have ONE honest person in government who is fighting for us

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

353 Make them override it three times, so they can own that decision.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (VcFUs)

That vote will become increasingly painful as DJT mercilessly tweets about omni-porkulus- especially given much of it is going overseas!

Posted by: Cooldawg at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (aikOa)

354 It's Brown Tree Snakes in Guam. CLIMBING snakes.

Eewwwwww. Count me out for a Guam visit, too.

About 35 years ago, 60 Minutes did a story about the non-native tree snakes over-running Guam. They interviewed military wives about their unhappy lives in houses and apartments. I remember one lady who said she found surprise guests in her kitchen cabinets, frequently. Eeeewwwwww!

I heard the military was doing a lot to cut-down the snake population, but I don't know if they've made any progress.

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (AMIL/)

355

$700M USD?


serious, how many palaces do I need

Posted by: The Sudan at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (r4bSV)

356 344 When do we start hurting people?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (L8ADy)


I read that as hunting people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (g8HvI)

Me too. Projecting much?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (VcFUs)

357 Enjoy the veto, but don't be shocked when it's over-ridden. The formal confirmation that the Beltway succeeded in limiting and now eliminating Trump.

"Shame" them? We're a few decades past the America where I think that was even a consideration.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (OTzUX)

358 I thought hookers came with blow.

Posted by: Quint

The right words are all there but their order can use some work.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (Rvt88)

359 Trump upped the 600 to 2k or no sighny.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 07:37 PM (buTO7)


I don't care if he upped it to $20k. I don't want him signing that piece of shit. This insanity has got to stop. No bill, give a fucking tax break, otherwise we're going to be sending billions of dollars to the rest of the planet.

I can't believe people are shitting on Trump doing this - they absolutely would cut their own throats if they thought it could damage Trump. Fucking idiots.

Is there a character limit now? Seems a little bit short.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (L8ADy)

360 "responsibility"

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (kOpft)

361 Well, sure, now it works.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (kOpft)

362 And the cat in the top video looks like a Fold, at least on the still shot.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (JKNZq)


The Japanese are bonkers for Folds. Renowned Japanese Internet Cat Maru, for example, is one, even though he doesn't have the folding gene expressed (or however that works).

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:52 PM (t+qrx)

363 We got our weps hauled up to the stage at the G-Spot, they tied him to the ship's wheel and stripped him to his skivvies and strippers took turns slapping his ass.

Sorry, what was the question?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (t+qrx)
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Submarine advancement ceremonies be different.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 22, 2020 07:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

364 306 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)


Thread winner


Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 07:52 PM (CZm2G)

365 I read that as hunting people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 07:49 PM (g8HvI)

Me too. Projecting much?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (VcFUs)


I suppose you'd need to hunt before hurt.

So, I approve this message.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:52 PM (L8ADy)

366 I can't believe Cat Ass Trophy is missing this thread
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:45 PM (nUhF0)


🤣

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)

367 Hotel fire alarms are great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 07:52 PM (g8HvI)

368 Too few of us, myself included, comment in iambic pentameter these days. It is appreciated.
Posted by: hogmartin

remember the time
ace made us all comment in
haiku - that was fun!

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:53 PM (nUhF0)

369 Test.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 07:53 PM (5xQgm)

370 Is there a character limit now? Seems a little bit short.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (L8ADy)


Looks like it.

Thanks to fucking infantile trolls

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (AiZBA)

371 Did you watch America's Hat's "military" salute me? Damn, it's GOOD to be gangsta.

Posted by: The REAL POTUS Xi Jinping at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (RGRIY)

372 He talked about money to Turkey.
Turkey just announced a big trade deal with CHINA.
They just completed train rail from China to Turkey
and a big trade deal.

Light it up

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (CZm2G)

373
I thought hookers came with blow.



Posted by: Quint



The right words are all there but their order can use some work.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (Rvt8

heh, I hear ya. I do that a lot, particularly apres a refreshment.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (kfMBQ)

374 Too few of us, myself included, comment in iambic pentameter these days. It is appreciated.

I normally go for stream of consciousness but I have to think about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (Rvt88)

375 Make them override it three times



before the cock crows.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

376
Trump upped the 600 to 2k or no sighny.



-

And what of the Pakistani trannies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)

He told them to cut that crap out. Now he needs to veto the God awful defense bill that tries to limit his power to quell insurrection and contains no authorization or money for wall building.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (946rW)

377 Make them override it three times, so they can own that decision.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 07:46 PM (VcFUs)

That vote will become increasingly painful as DJT mercilessly tweets about omni-porkulus- especially given much of it is going overseas!
Posted by: Cooldawg at December 22, 2020 07:50 PM (aikOa)

His punch list of bullshit - the hundreds of millions of our tax dollars going to study Asian carp and gender studies in Pakistan instead of helping American business owners who are in need was classic.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

378 370 Is there a character limit now? Seems a little bit short.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (L8ADy)


Brevity/Wit

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (CZm2G)

379 I can't believe Cat Ass Trophy is missing this thread
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:45 PM (nUhF0)




I'm Here! Packing up the garage all day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (dNzKv)

380 If someone knows an America where over-riding Trump's veto of this crap involves any political price for any incumbent, I'd like to buy a ticket right now to go there. They may wimp out in the end, but this will signify nothing. They'll still be re-elected, they'll still run on the "platform" of "you can't vote for THOSE guys!!" - oh, with the added "we're fighting Biden!!!" laugh line.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (OTzUX)

381 hogmartin @ 310- I remember this time some CPO selectees out to a strip club for a celebration got too happy and made the news with their wife units. Asshole CO pulled their recommendations.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (8bJHg)

382 DJT just handed McConnell enough dynamite to blow up his own party.

Well, Mitch... what are ya gonna do? Did I fire five shots or was it six? -DJT

Posted by: BluesFish at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (WQZ1O)

383 Make them override it three times



before the cock crows.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

384 And what of the Pakistani trannies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)



That kind of has a ring to it. Yeah, a cock ring. But you know, a ring-ring.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (s2VJv)

385 They know the white cat well enough to know he will knock shit down to keep the dominoes going.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (dNzKv)

386 Brevity/Wit



Box needs comment.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

387 Too few of us, myself included, comment in iambic pentameter these days. It is appreciated.

Posted by: hogmartin


And NO ONE comments ever in anapestic tetrameter:-P

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (946rW)

388

Too few of us, myself included, comment in iambic pentameter these days. It is appreciated.

I normally go for stream of consciousness but I have to think about it.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (Rvt8


I do a stream of unconsciousness into the potted plant in the bedroom when Jill is not looking.

-Joe Biden

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

389 @346

I think the phrase your searching for is The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (5xQgm)

390 Ha, ha. A station here is just repeating Frasier from the start and Eddie is having his first staring contest with Frasier at the breakfast table.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (UDapT)

391 Too few of us, myself included, comment in iambic pentameter these days. It is appreciated.



I normally go for stream of consciousness but I have to think about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 07:54 PM (Rvt8

I normally go for verbal diarrhea.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (kfMBQ)

392 US Navy sails nuclear sub in Persian Gulf amid Iran tensions

What is not being widely reported is that an Israeli Sub also was there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (OVEfo)

393 When do we start hurting people?

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL


I read that as hunting people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



I read it as hurling people.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (DG/+d)

394 Submarine advancement ceremonies be different.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 22, 2020 07:52 PM (Dc2NZ)


That was duty section turnover.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

395 Wow. A 600 character limit on comment posts.

That's like tying an Italian's hands and expecting coherent speech.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (QzJWU)

396 DR WTF, so maybe you also jumped off "the Clam" at the Cove in La Jolla, back in the day (when it was still there - I thing the carving has eroded away now)? Incredibly dangerous - at night - to jump down into that little slot. Only did it once (after dark). Even the idea terrifies me now. It's fenced off now, but from the sidewalk it looks like the clam is no longer visible, and I'm sure jumping ist verboten!
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:47 PM (OTzUX)


theclam.com

(seriously)

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (L8ADy)

397 I will give that cat house a sniff.

Posted by: Bi den at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (TRQjl)

398 I'm Here! Packing up the garage all day.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (dNzKv)
-----------

Sharon has an apprentice?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (WEBkv)

399 380 If someone knows an America where over-riding Trump's veto of this crap involves any political price for any incumbent, I'd like to buy a ticket right now to go there. They may wimp out in the end, but this will signify nothing. They'll still be re-elected, they'll still run on the "platform" of "you can't vote for THOSE guys!!" - oh, with the added "we're fighting Biden!!!" laugh line.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (OTzUX)


I understand that traitor Jon Thune supposedly went on a rant about the procedural maneuver on January 6th to toss out the Polident Elect

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (s2VJv)

400 #341 Methos

Do you know what triggered it?

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (MqQvv)

401 When do we start hurting people?


Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL

Soon unless they straighten their shit out quickly.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 07:58 PM (946rW)

402 Freeze-dried minnows like Sea Monkeys??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 07:58 PM (UDapT)

403 If you can't say what needs to be said in 200 characters, it's a movie review.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

404 395 Wow. A 600 character limit on comment posts.
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (QzJWU)


"Ba fang****!"

- - Peter Boyle Puttin on the Ritz mimic

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2020 07:58 PM (s2VJv)

405 Tallahassee Lassy > Pakistani Tranny

Posted by: Hands: No Standing at December 22, 2020 07:58 PM (786Ro)

406 380 If someone knows an America where over-riding Trump's veto of this crap involves any political price for any incumbent, I'd like to buy a ticket right now to go there. They may wimp out in the end, but this will signify nothing. They'll still be re-elected, they'll still run on the "platform" of "you can't vote for THOSE guys!!" - oh, with the added "we're fighting Biden!!!" laugh line.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (OTzUX)

You have no choice but to donate to my campaign and vote for me, or else a Democrat will win and you know they will run wild then.

Posted by: Republican up for re-election in 2022 who voted for everything Bidet wanted at December 22, 2020 07:58 PM (Ojki1)

407 I remember this time some CPO selectees out to a strip club for a celebration got too happy and made the news with their wife units. Asshole CO pulled their recommendations.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (8bJHg)


You're supposed to wait until after you pass the board.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:58 PM (t+qrx)

408 Wow. A 600 character limit on comment posts.

That's like tying an Italian's hands and expecting coherent speech.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2020 07:57 PM (QzJWU)


I ran out in my 3rd sentence, so copying to respond is going to have to change I think. Fuck, it's like the TSA all over again!

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM (L8ADy)

409 Eris dancing!

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM (YiCkI)

410 You can only do what you can do when you can do it. Today, that's the veto.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM (nQgMQ)

411 Hello Horde! Went to Walmart today and actually found a parking spot, but not the peanut butter pie I went there for. Apparently it's a hot item this Christmas season.

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM (7DJtA)

412 398 I'm Here! Packing up the garage all day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

a cat garage puts the shed in she-shed

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM (nUhF0)

413
I tell you one good thing about not having the internet or cable. I'm not mad at something all the time. I've pretty much tuned out politics (for the foreseeable future), but some is always going to seep through. Without internet, that seepage is shut off.

Miley has been reading -- she's tearing through my mother's YUGE collection of various paperback series. Nero Wolfe for one, and now she's on some other series.

Charter(Spectrum) has given themselves 38 days to get the line run to the new house, and the clock on that started last week, so it may be January before they get here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM (f1Vqw)

414 Have we tested it to know if it is exactly 600?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 08:00 PM (dNzKv)

415 Character limits?

I have no character, so, limits don't apply!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 08:00 PM (WEBkv)

416 Eris dancing!
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM (YiCkI)


... When the walls fell.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 08:00 PM (AiZBA)

417 I think the phrase your searching for is The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM


Harrrrummmmph! I must rise to take umbrage at your febrile description of useless.

What else pairs so well with a flaming brown paper bag and a rung doorbell?

Posted by: Canine Coprolene at December 22, 2020 08:00 PM (DMUuz)

418 407 I remember this time some CPO selectees out to a strip club for a celebration got too happy and made the news with their wife units. Asshole CO pulled their recommendations.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 07:55 PM (8bJHg)

You're supposed to wait until after you pass the board.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 07:58 PM (t+qrx)

There was a saying, something about chickens and counting while eggs were something something.

I forget.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 08:00 PM (0QYMt)

419 >>> What is not being widely reported is that an Israeli Sub also was there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 07:56 PM (OVEfo)


They ran jumper cable from a US Carrier.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (CZm2G)

420 The Sudan $$$ is presumably part of the "deal" with Israel.

Not something new or all that outrageous in itself - every MidEast peace deal has come with a big price tag - for the US. The grandaddy of them all, Camp David - Egypt/Israel, set an aid ratio that I think is still followed today, 42 years later.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (OTzUX)

421 I'm for anything that cuts the nuts off those annoying trolls.
It's not like I ever have that much to say, anyway.

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (7DJtA)

422 a cat garage puts the shed in she-shed

At least that's whta she ^ said.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (VcFUs)

423 #414 Cat Ass Trophy

Yes.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (MqQvv)

424 You know instead of overriding a veto, why doesn't Mitch give him a clean Covid bill with everything going to those hurt by Covid. Put the Democrats on defense.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (qH6FZ)

425 #341 Methos



Do you know what triggered it?
---
I copied a comment like I just did with yours. I then hit return three times (because my returns get eaten frequently) the three dashes and more returns. My comment typed directly into the message box didn't include anything longer than the word "responsibility." Removing the returns didn't help, nor did breaking up that word.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (kOpft)

426 Brevity is the soul of wit. Bunch of soulless bastards !!

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

427 hogmartin @ 407, they were selectees just not initiated and frocked/advanced. They was screwed by a asshole CO.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:02 PM (8bJHg)

428 414 Have we tested it to know if it is exactly 600?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 08:00 PM (dNzKv)


rhomboid is on it right now.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 08:02 PM (CZm2G)

429 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Praesent pharetra vestibulum dui, eget sagittis lorem luctus in. Maecenas in ornare lorem. Sed justo tortor, laoreet a gravida id, dignissim at nulla. In fringilla tortor sit amet erat sodales vehicula. Donec ullamcorper pharetra semper. Sed vel nisi eget nunc porttitor vehicula ac vitae dui. Proin commodo, ligula ut viverra maximus, dolor diam laoreet neque, eu blandit sapien quam ac diam. Fusce quis dapibus quam, ac rutrum sapien. Sed mattis, nulla ut semper vulputate, nisi urna cursus sapien, in hendrerit erat nulla et nibh. Sedii 600

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 08:02 PM (L8ADy)

430 Did Trump veto that Covid relief bill? I hope he does so.

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:02 PM (7DJtA)

431 #425 Methos

Thanks, I'll test it out with copied comments. That shouldn't cause that warning.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (MqQvv)

432 The freeze dried minnows don't come back to life when you put them in water. But the cat loves them. Chewy has them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (JKNZq)

433 Eris dancing!
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM


Stop trying to peer around the veils. It's unseemlyMoronic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (DMUuz)

434 Tucker exposing the Covid relief bill.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (NpAcC)

435 It's 600. Look and dispair.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (L8ADy)

436 I blew my own mind this morning. Opened a can of cat food right after I woke up, to placate the little demons, and realized that at 6 in the morning, they were thrilled to be eating some canned mush that smelled like a mackerel whorehouse.

Of course that's nothing new, that's what cats do. I just never thought about it before. I don't think I could do it, myself.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

437 doggeh is adficted to tv

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (nUhF0)

438 Damn . Casino came out in 1995. Where has time gone?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)

439 The Sudan $$$ is presumably part of the "deal" with Israel.

Not something new or all that outrageous in itself - every MidEast peace deal has come with a big price tag - for the US. The grandaddy of them all, Camp David - Egypt/Israel, set an aid ratio that I think is still followed today, 42 years later.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (OTzUX)

that sounds like total BS - the reason to give Sudan $$.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)

440 DJT should veto it. make 'em send it again.
If he's going to lose, at least make it fun. Declassify everything. Fire everybody. Fuck shit up. Salt the White House lawn. Pull WH press corps credentials.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at December 22, 2020 08:04 PM (USW1s)

441 424 You know instead of overriding a veto, why doesn't Mitch give him a clean Covid bill with everything going to those hurt by Covid. Put the Democrats on defense.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (qH6FZ)

But that would hurt the graft chances and .the people I truly represent..er, the balance that the Dems negotiated.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell, made in China at December 22, 2020 08:04 PM (Ojki1)

442 So if someone tries to exceed the 600 character limit is there an error pop up with a nude of RBG?

Posted by: Ward at December 22, 2020 08:04 PM (nzKWW)

443 Did Trump veto that Covid relief bill? I hope he does so.
Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:02 PM (7DJtA)


See 268

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (L8ADy)

444 I only know 300 characters so I am good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (OVEfo)

445 It's 600. Look and dispair.

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal comment, boundless and bare
The lone and level site stretch far away.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

446 they were selectees just not initiated and frocked/advanced. They was screwed by a asshole CO.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:02 PM (8bJHg)


Well, I don't know the details, so I shouldn't talk, but ending up on the news might've had him in a situation where he had to do SOMETHING.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (t+qrx)

447 So if someone tries to exceed the 600 character limit is there an error pop up with a nude of RBG?
Posted by: Ward

AHHHH!! My mind's eye!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (Rvt88)

448 It's not like I ever have that much to say, anyway.
Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM


As long as you say it first, dear.

Posted by: ONT Primus Noctus at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (DMUuz)

449 442 So if someone tries to exceed the 600 character limit is there an error pop up with a nude of RBG?
Posted by: Ward at December 22, 2020 08:04 PM (nzKWW)

Wouldn't that be a picture of a skeleton?

Oh, wait, kinda looked like that when she was supposedly alive.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 08:06 PM (oHd/0)

450 You know instead of overriding a veto, why doesn't Mitch give him a
clean Covid bill with everything going to those hurt by Covid. Put the
Democrats on defense.



Because Mitch McConnell is a Chinese-owned , America-hating, self-serving pustulent wart festering on the filthy rectum of a diseased Wuhan sow.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 08:06 PM (DG/+d)

451 doggeh is adficted to tv
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (nUhF0)


I am not ! I just like watching it.

Posted by: vmom's doggeh at December 22, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)

452 So if someone tries to exceed the 600 character limit is there an error pop up with a nude of RBG?
Posted by: Ward at December 22, 2020 08:04 PM (nzKWW)


Sadly it just stops. They should take your suggestion under consideration. Or maybe a lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas just for nostalgia.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 08:06 PM (L8ADy)

453 We have this tradition, here at work, about running a script that puts a line of Christmas lights across the top of the browser. When your pointer touches them, they explode. It's actually pretty entertaining. They waited until this week to set it up in the system. Should run until the end of the year.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 08:06 PM (JKNZq)

454 Well, I don't know the details, so I shouldn't talk, but ending up on the news might've had him in a situation where he had to do SOMETHING.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (t+qrx)


I'm not having my career torched because someone else got drunk and stupid.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 08:07 PM (0QYMt)

455 Tucker exposing the Covid relief bill.

Never heard of him.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 08:07 PM (DG/+d)

456
I blew my own mind this morning. Opened a can of cat food right after I
woke up, to placate the little demons, and realized that at 6 in the
morning, they were thrilled to be eating some canned mush that smelled
like a mackerel whorehouse.



Of course that's nothing new, that's what cats do. I just never thought about it before. I don't think I could do it, myself.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

you shouldn't. They are cats. I know dogs get excited for dry dog food that costs very little. The only way to get them off it is to offer them human food. once you go down that route, you will be dealing with it probably the rest of their lives.


Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:07 PM (kfMBQ)

457 PDT should still wait the, say, nine days out of ten and attack the grift until he finally vetoes it with everyone knowing all the crap in it has been exposed.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (UDapT)

458 A drug-sniffing cat would look like Tony Montana.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

459 424 You know instead of overriding a veto, why doesn't Mitch give him a clean Covid bill with everything going to those hurt by Covid. Put the Democrats on defense.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM (qH6FZ)

Hmmm,,, might help the people. Might help Trump. Might even be good politics, but no way- my donors wouldn't like it.

Posted by: Mitch the bitch at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (aikOa)

460 >> lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas

3-way with Nancy Pelosi, Rose DeLauro and Maxine Waters.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (f1Vqw)

461 He didn't veto it, he sent it back to them and told them to fix it.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 08:09 PM (CZm2G)

462 Tucker exposing the Covid relief bill.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 08:03 PM (NpAcC)

Oh, so Fux Noise is letting someone play CONservative again? Swell. Can't watch any less TV than I already am, so enjoy.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 22, 2020 08:09 PM (4Yddh)

463 455 Tucker exposing the Covid relief bill.

Never heard of him.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 08:07 PM (DG/+d)

We know who he is. You just have to scroll down quite a way to find him.

Posted by: TV ratings at December 22, 2020 08:09 PM (Ojki1)

464 Miley has been reading -- she's tearing through my mother's YUGE collection of various paperback series. Nero Wolfe for one, and now she's on some other series.



If its the first time Miley has been reading Nero Wolfe, I really envy her. There is nothing like the first time. I say this as someone who has read most of the Wolfe books two or three times.

Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:09 PM (YaTIT)

465 I am not ! I just like watching it.

Posted by: vmom's doggeh

you are too!
and anytime another dog shows up on tv you try to give it your toy fish

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:10 PM (nUhF0)

466 This is CHARACTER COUNT!!! 300

Posted by: leonidas at December 22, 2020 08:10 PM (UDapT)

467 >> lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas

3-way with Nancy Pelosi, Rose DeLauro and Maxine Waters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (f1Vqw)


Now Corey Booker is no longer ambiguously gay.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 08:10 PM (VcFUs)

468 322 here you go:
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-current- treatment-for-Covid-19/answer/Steve-Kirsch

Posted by: Toni at December 22, 2020 08:10 PM (/c+mq)

469 clutch cargo @ 429- Well said. My thoughts exactly. what the fcuk was that?

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:11 PM (8bJHg)

470 460 >> lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas

3-way with Nancy Pelosi, Rose DeLauro and Maxine Waters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (f1Vqw)
----
And an entry for a chance to win a pair of Nancy's used thongs.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 08:11 PM (buTO7)

471 A drug-sniffing cat would look like Tony Montana.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)


https://stoatnet.org/cokecat.gif

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 08:12 PM (t+qrx)

472 you shouldn't. They are cats. I know dogs get excited for dry dog food that costs very little. The only way to get them off it is to offer them human food. once you go down that route, you will be dealing with it probably the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:07 PM (kfMBQ)


My girls were so good they had no idea that food could come off of the human's table. It never occurred to them such a thing was possible. Not until one of the girls got stomach cancer, then all bets were off. Anything to get her to eat. The other one was forever spoiled.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 08:12 PM (L8ADy)

473 >> If its the first time Miley has been reading Nero Wolfe,

She read some of them a long time ago, but it had been so long it was almost new.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:12 PM (f1Vqw)

474 Don Rickles was the star of Casino, just ask him. I love how he makes it all about himself and how he roasts the other actors. Hell, he was in it maybe five minutes, but damn if he hasn't convinced me. If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, Casino is Rickles movie.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:12 PM (kfMBQ)

475 lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas



3-way with Nancy Pelosi, Rose DeLauro and Maxine Waters.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (f1Vqw)


Well there goes dinner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 08:13 PM (LiaiA)

476 Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (L8ADy)


Thank you, clutch! You're a scholar & a gentleman.

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:13 PM (7DJtA)

477 I just had some Baileys and it confirms I have little tolerance for alcohol.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 08:13 PM (TdMsT)

478 hogmartin, they didn't make the NEWS- news, they made the wife news. Big difference.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (8bJHg)

479 Umi the Land Bat!

Posted by: Flyover. at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (Rbu5d)

480 Trump is running in 2024. Signing this would wreck that. Fatso has no shot if Trump does the veto.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (4vNgL)

481 And I would say the same thing for the Sherlock Holmes books. If you haven't read them, do it, and do it now.

Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (YaTIT)

482 I just had some Baileys and it confirms I have little tolerance for alcohol.
Posted by: Ladyl

I guess not. That isn't even considered hard core in my house.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (Rvt88)

483 He didn't veto it, he sent it back to them and told them to fix it.
Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 08:09 PM (CZm2G)

I don't know if its even been officially sent to him yet.
Has it?

I think he's just telling them what they need to do.

Which is pull their heads out of their asses.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

484 I have a family of five and an income under the 75k limit.

Imagine how much ammo I could buy with $3,000 $10,000 !

Posted by: pmurT at December 22, 2020 08:15 PM (/l98s)

485 hogmartin, they didn't make the NEWS- news, they made the wife news. Big difference.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (8bJHg)


aaaaah, got it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

486 467 >> lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas

3-way with Nancy Pelosi, Rose DeLauro and Maxine Waters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:08 PM (f1Vqw)


Now Corey Booker is no longer ambiguously gay.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 08:10 PM (VcFUs)

Does Rosario Dawson still get paid the balance of the contract for her performance as the beard in Corey's play though?

Posted by: Bete at December 22, 2020 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

487 448 It's not like I ever have that much to say, anyway.
Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:01 PM

As long as you say it first, dear.
Posted by: ONT Primus Noctus at December 22, 2020 08:05 PM (DMUuz)

***SNORT***

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:15 PM (7DJtA)

488 Publius--I hope you and Miley are enjoying the new house.

Are you all moved in?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 08:15 PM (TdMsT)

489 Trump is running in 2024.

Third term?

I like it!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 08:16 PM (DG/+d)

490
Miley is now reading a ton of novels by Phoebe Atwood Taylor. She says it's quirky and will read me some of the odd turns of a phrase she cranks out.

My dear mother acquired more paperbacks than you can shake a stick out. Piles of them in boxes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:16 PM (f1Vqw)

491 Did Trump announce that he's running in 2024? I would likve to vote for him a third time. Best president since Reagan.

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:17 PM (7DJtA)

492 And I would say the same thing for the Sherlock Holmes books. If you haven't read them, do it, and do it now.
---------------------------------
But the Ewok did nothing in the night-time.

Posted by: leonidas at December 22, 2020 08:17 PM (UDapT)

493 Trump to Veto crappy "Relief" Bill.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 22, 2020 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

Should have done the full blown signing carneval with nazi, chuk, the tyrtle and more... thn run down through the billions for foreign coutries... and you the American citizen might get a couple hundrd dollars... VETOED!11! Get these fvcken traitors out of my White House!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (/Dgcm)

494 I don't think PDT is going out without a bang

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (OVEfo)

495 oh I think I saw the conjunction just now
near the moon
made a wish

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (nUhF0)

496 M'doggie is barking at the snowplow. She doesn't understand that I like the snowplow.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (lgiXo)

497 clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL

Helen Thomas was heterosexual. Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

498 I just had some Baileys and it confirms I have little tolerance for alcohol.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 08:13 PM (TdMsT)


Baileys isn't a bad way to discover that. You might want to call it quits and stay away from anything over 20 proof from now on.

Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:19 PM (YaTIT)

499 Don't have the bandwidth, for all the puppy and kitty vids.

10 gig a month, my only internet, with my Sony mobile (836 ppi). Can't port that to my never used tablet, w.o. having to pay through the nose. But I can at least beam the visual, to any Sony display. Never bothered.

I wish I was out of Cali. And then I can fulfill the last dream I have. A puppy or a kitty ... of my own.

I will however, just settle for Donald Trump. Being rightfully returned to the White House. Then?

10 mllion man march, w pitchforks, flaming torches. On the House of Satan, the residence of Mark Zuckerberg.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:19 PM (Tjrtw)

500 460 >> lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas

3-way with Nancy Pelosi, Rose DeLauro and Maxine Waters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear



Ewwww. Even we have standards, dude.

Posted by: PHub/XHam at December 22, 2020 08:19 PM (X8McB)

501 497 clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL

Helen Thomas was heterosexual. Just saying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

That was the old days. Today a Dem has to at least pretend to be Bi when challenged or they are a hater.

#Alynski's Book swings both ways.

Posted by: Bete at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (Ojki1)

502 >> Are you all moved in?

Yes -- and Miley sends her apologies for not calling in ages. I'm going to try to remind her.

Yes, we're moved in. Miley loves her kitchen and her hill to die on, which was that pull-out spice rack. We thought we were going have to torture the cabinet guy to get that right.

And today, I got the driveway graveled (well almost, still need to do a little piddling with the loader). 50 tons of crusher-run gravel.

That was a priority, and it's been wet as hell and more heavy rain is due on Christmas Eve.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (f1Vqw)

503 lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas


I'd prefer not to start my evening with projectile vomiting.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (lgiXo)

504 Off Spartan sock!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (UDapT)

505
Baileys isn't a bad way to discover that. You might want to call it quits and stay away from anything over 20 proof from now on.
Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:19 PM (YaTIT)


Yeah.

My face is numb and I only had a couple sips.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (TdMsT)

506 oh I think I saw the conjunction just now
near the moon
made a wish
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (nUhF0)


Sorry to rain on your parade but if it was near the moon tonight, it was Mars that you saw.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (AiZBA)

507 Elmo,

I hope you get your wish. Puppies and kittens just give you so much joy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (JKNZq)

508 it's been wet as hell and more heavy rain is due on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (f1Vqw)

Where are you? South Carolina?

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:21 PM (7DJtA)

509 Helen Thomas was heterosexual. Just saying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

That was the old days. Today a Dem has to at least pretend to be Bi when challenged or they are a hater.

#Alynski's Book swings both ways.
Posted by: Bete at December 22, 2020 08:20 PM (Ojki1)


Who says it's hard to lose weight at Christmas?

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 08:21 PM (L8ADy)

510 > Some headline about PDT pardoning 15 people, including some involved in mueller probe? But I can't find the names

Papadopoulous, former Congrescritters Hunter and Collins, four Blackwater guards, the Border Patrol guys who capped the illegal without touching second base or whatever, Alex van der Zwaan, several people serving long sentences for non-violent drug offenses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 08:21 PM (6dXV7)

511 Brother Northernlurker @ 496- Hell I'd bark at a snowplow today. It's probably 55 degrees here in ETEX. GOD blessed Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:22 PM (8bJHg)

512 I don't think PDT is going out without a bang


Fixed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 08:22 PM (DG/+d)

513 500 460 >> lesbian pic of RBG and Helen Thomas

3-way with Nancy Pelosi, Rose DeLauro and Maxine Waters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Ewwww. Even we have standards, dude.
Posted by: PHub/XHam at December 22, 2020 08:19 PM (X8McB)

Given how hard (heh) Pron Hub was hit by the credit card companies they may be just looking for any content to fill their pages again.

And as long as Hunter Bidet is alive, there is at least 1 person who would watch such a video.

Posted by: Bete at December 22, 2020 08:22 PM (Ojki1)

514 vmom Trump Won!

Mars is still up and the the left of the Moon. The conjunction was low on the horizon an hour ago.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

515 >> Where are you? South Carolina?

Indeed. Greenville County, and in the corner next to the Spartanburg and Laurens county lines. Fountain Inn and Simpsonville are the closest towns.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:22 PM (f1Vqw)

516 Pelosi 2020: Proud to pass bill giving Americans $600 to buy groceries, a new car, send kids to college...

When do we start hurting people?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (L8ADy)


Karma should drop a sack of $600 in pennies on her face.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 08:22 PM (/Dgcm)

517 > Are you all moved in?

Yes -- and Miley sends her apologies for not calling in ages. I'm going to try to remind her.

Yes, we're moved in. Miley loves her kitchen and her hill to die on, which was that pull-out spice rack. We thought we were going have to torture the cabinet guy to get that right.

****

Publius--I'm just overjoyed for you both. Give Miley my love.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 08:23 PM (TdMsT)

518 322 Anybody still have the link from this am of the doctor's article on quora with a list of covid treatments including metformin?
- -

Someone posted a response. Although, quora article appears to be from a tech CEO...not an MD or prospective Surgeon General, like Dr Jill Biden

Posted by: Yet another dude in AZ at December 22, 2020 08:23 PM (GhOiZ)

519 480 Trump is running in 2024. Signing this would wreck that. Fatso has no shot if Trump does the veto.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (4vNgL)

PDT can't run for a third term

Posted by: clutch at December 22, 2020 08:23 PM (9UmRs)

520
Mars is still up and the the left of the Moon. The conjunction was low on the horizon an hour ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:22 PM (u82oZ)



Mars, the red planet.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

521 There was a local "doctor" (you can tell because he had a white coat) clarifying misconceptions about the vaccine, while wearing a mask that left his nose hanging out. SMH.

Posted by: AF at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (S8ePJ)

522 most I know would go down from lactose intolerance before the booze hit with Baileys. Like garrick said, stick with that as a ceiling.

One of my favorite books is The Sun Also Rises. The author went into extreme detail what drinks they had while gallivanting around Paris. What I always wondered about is how they did not get diabetes prior to any alcohol maladies. These guys would drink three cordials in one bar, and then five more in another. And after that, more booze and cordials to end the night.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (kfMBQ)

523 Sorry, vetoing this ends the threats to Trump with his base. Fatso can shotgun tube sand.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (4vNgL)

524 Helen Thomas was heterosexual. Just saying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

A man would have to be blind or desperate to sleep with that old crone.

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (7DJtA)

525 Trump is a great rainmaker.

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

526 Trump just pardoned Popadopolus.

Now do Snowden and Assange.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (5xQgm)

527 runner

Tell Robert A.Heinlein that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

528 $600 designer masks!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 22, 2020 08:25 PM (W4eKo)

529
Should have done the full blown signing carneval with nazi, chuk, the tyrtle and more... thn run down through the billions for foreign coutries... and you the American citizen might get a couple hundrd dollars... VETOED!11! Get these fvcken traitors out of my White House!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (/Dgcm)



That was the first thing I read this morning, and it put me in a terrible mood all day. Why all the money for other nations? That's the bit I just can't grok, when it was supposed to be a stimulus bill for Americans.

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 08:25 PM (+X9Vs)

530 >> Give Miley my love.

She gives it back -- we're at the folks house and she's in there with my mother doing their Sudokos and some other puzzles. Miley got my mother into sudoku, and my mother got her into the word jumbles. They do those together every day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:25 PM (f1Vqw)

531 > PDT can't run for a third term

We can fix that.

Posted by: Article V Convention at December 22, 2020 08:25 PM (6dXV7)

532 ALH

Uh ... This is about me; Fleet Week 1988, NYC. The memories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

533 A man would have to be blind or desperate to sleep with that old crone.
Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (7DJtA)

Well, she's dead, so that's one worry off his table.

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 08:26 PM (+X9Vs)

534 That's the bit I just can't grok, when it was supposed to be a stimulus bill for Americans friends of the legislature.
Posted by: Moki

fify

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:26 PM (Rvt88)

535 @492

Basil Rathbone, and Nigel Bruce, on radio. I have a few broadcast transcriptions, on vinyl. Great wonderful theater. From another age.

Days gone by. We will never pass this way again.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:26 PM (Tjrtw)

536 Surprisingly, Ilhan Omar voted against the Crimulus, despite the yuuuuuge handout to Sudan.

Posted by: Article V Convention at December 22, 2020 08:26 PM (6dXV7)

537 509 Helen Thomas was heterosexual. Just saying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

She could frequently be found searching for males of her species under bridges.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 22, 2020 08:27 PM (Wm5SB)

538 I ran out in my 3rd sentence, so copying to respond is going to have to change I think. Fuck, it's like the TSA all over again!
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:59 PM (L8ADy)


At least Ace puts on a fresh pair of gloves before he hits the head.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (/Dgcm)

539 Mars is still up and the the left of the Moon. The conjunction was low on the horizon an hour ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:22 PM (u82oZ)



Mars, the red planet.
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

also a candy bar

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (oAY8z)

540 > Basil Rathbone, and Nigel Bruce, on radio.

Never heard them on radio, but the movies on late-late-show ensured that they will always be the real Holmes and Watson to me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (6dXV7)

541 I don't think PDT is going out without a bang
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (OVEfo)


I just don't see what kind of bang he has at this point. His bluster about having them caught has just that.

Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (YaTIT)

542 Uh ... This is about me; Fleet Week 1988, NYC. The memories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

Okey Dokey

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (7DJtA)

543 @533

I often wondered. Why didn't Bill Cosby, just by a mortuary?

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (Tjrtw)

544 Mars is still up and the the left of the Moon. The conjunction was low on the horizon an hour ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

dangit

can't chevk as the cloufpds are back
oh well, Mars is my plsnet, I think

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (nUhF0)

545 Trump just pardoned Popadopolus.

Now do Snowden and Assange.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (5xQgm)

What was Pop's crime again?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM (oAY8z)

546 Helen Thomas was heterosexual. Just saying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

A man would have to be blind or desperate to sleep with that old crone.
Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (7DJtA)


Only happened once ! It was vizier's beheading afterparty and I was stoned on hashish.

Posted by: Suleiman I at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

547
fify

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:26 PM (Rvt8

Thanks, Tonypete. That actually helps.

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM (+X9Vs)

548 Well, she's dead, so that's one worry off his table.
Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 08:26 PM (+X9Vs)


Very few escape my grasp. Even in death, my powers continue.

Posted by: HEL-NAR at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM (t+qrx)

549 Did my annual Christmas visit to Mt Vernon Restaurant and roaming around ole George Washington's homestead yesterday. It's what I always recommend it to visitors. It's so beautiful there. No wonder GW never wanted to leave. Good restaurant too. Probably the first time in a while where the weather cooperated. It always seem to be raining, snowing, ice, some combination of the three the last several years I've gone. Pretty day yesterday.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM (X8McB)

550 >>>Helen Thomas was heterosexual. Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:18 PM (u82oZ)



A man would have to be blind or desperate to sleep with that old crone.



Posted by: ALH<<<

Davy Jones boned her right before he crawled into his locker at the bottom the sea.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM (WOYcU)

551 In the future, we may be reading plays to each other over the short wave.

ya' never know

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 08:30 PM (oAY8z)

552 PDT can't run for a third term
Posted by: clutch at December 22, 2020 08:23 PM (9UmRs)

But our new-and-improved Trump, with 33% more Rubicon Crossing, has a fix for that!

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 22, 2020 08:30 PM (4Yddh)

553 Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here

Nah. She was a lonely widow, only 67.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

554 Publius @ 515- I went to school at North Greenville College in 67, Mama wanted me to be a preacher. Got throwed out and drafted. That's why I got the mail order doctor Of Divinity in 68. Mama won't amused.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:30 PM (8bJHg)

555 Don Rickles was the star of Casino, just ask him. I love how he makes it all about himself and how he roasts the other actors. Hell, he was in it maybe five minutes, but damn if he hasn't convinced me. If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, Casino is Rickles movie.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:12 PM (kfMBQ)

Yup....loved it when he was staring at Joe Pesci and Joe asked him "What you looking at you Jew bastid!" and hit him with the phone.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2020 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

556 Trump unloaded on Thune!

Posted by: Wow at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (lOr+7)

557
I often wondered. Why didn't Bill Cosby, just by a mortuary?
Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (Tjrtw)

Or just stay faithful to his wife????!

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (+X9Vs)

558 I also blame clouds for my typos

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (nUhF0)

559 In the future, we may be reading plays to each other over the short wave.

ya' never know
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 08:30 PM (oAY8z)


Broadsword to Danny Boy.
Broadsword to Danny Boy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (AiZBA)

560 Overheard a suspected Biden supporter at Dairy Queen tonight. The worker started up a conversation with "You know what I wish they would let?" As I'm trying to figure out what she is talking about she repeats, you know what I wish they would let? (awkward silence) I wish they would let me wear my son's football jersey here.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (buTO7)

561 I just don't see what kind of bang he has at this point. His bluster about having them caught has just that.

Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (YaTIT)

people have to support him. He argues his point and then we have to support him. Sure there was cheating, we see that and we get it. But still half the country hates him and those who support him. He can't change that on his own.

The problem is deep and he said that from day one. I know too many that really don't give a crap. Not here, but others out the in the world. They call themselves conservative but they vote with their feet. They say they are conservative but their actions are what matter.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (kfMBQ)

562 Mars, the red planet.
Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM


Not it's most well-regarded characteristic amongst 'rons.

Posted by: ( . )(.)( . ) at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (DMUuz)

563 > also a candy bar

Often visible near the Milky Way.


Way back when, some astronomers tried to name a newly discovered small galaxy "Snickers", but the humorless old farts vetoed the name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (6dXV7)

564
The brunt of the driveway to the new house was this old little dirt road that went down to an old shed on the place. I just veered off from that for the remaining 100' or so to the new house site. All in all it's about 750' or so from the road.

It was packed hard, but we hadn't used it much for the past 10 years or so, and some grass had come back and grown over. That was enough to make a very soft layer on top.

With all the rain, it was like a slip and slide. I had to break down and get new tires for truck after fishtailing like crazy going back up the thing after a rain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (f1Vqw)

565 DJT pardoned Van Der Swann? Good for him. Manafort's gotta be coming soon.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 22, 2020 08:32 PM (evxBY)

566 Davy Jones boned her right before he crawled into his locker at the bottom the sea.


Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM (WOYcU)


He was just Monkeeing around.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 08:32 PM (LiaiA)

567 Publius, we're in NE GA, and supposed to get that same storm.

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:32 PM (7DJtA)

568 This is nice, without the bad person.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

569 Is Malacandra visible tonight?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (lgiXo)

570 > Davy Jones boned her right before he crawled into his locker at the bottom the sea.

The deep-see abyssal plain is well-known for its Stygian darkness.

So I guess it's possible that a drunken or senile sperm whale or giant squid would do Helen Thomas under those conditions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (6dXV7)

571 NEW - Pope to step down after Christmas, according to Vatican source.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (ovk6y)

Maybe we get a Catholic this time.

Posted by: free tibet at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (ELgVT)

572 I often wondered. Why didn't Bill Cosby, just by a mortuary?
Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:28 PM (Tjrtw)

Or just stay faithful to his wife????!
Posted by: Moki

Camille was part of the kink. She procured some of the women for him. Really.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (Rvt88)

573
Now do Snowden and Assange.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 08:24 PM (5xQgm)

Yes!

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 08:35 PM (ONvIw)

574 Maybe we get a Catholic this time.
Posted by: free tibet

Wouldn't that be wonderful!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:35 PM (Rvt88)

575 Camille was part of the kink. She procured some of the women for him. Really.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (Rvt8


I can't even. I just can't. That is so wrong in so many ways. Bad enough for him to do it, but for her to help him abuse those women?

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (+X9Vs)

576 Trump unloaded on Thune!
Posted by: Wow at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (lOr+7)


Thune is Mutt Rombley wearing an off the rack suit and having his hair cut at Great Clips.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (y7DUB)

577 Tonypete

Ugh. A childhood icon. Dead to me now. His comedy album was top notch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

578 Major love to you, Japanese Cat Hotel!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (nakwk)

579 There's always room for Jello.

Posted by: Bill Crosby at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (W4eKo)

580
My truck looks like some redneck mud-hoggers pickup. So I had to get something for Miley to be able to drive her Mustang in and out easily. Miley doesn't have any redneck/Daisy Duke driving skills at all. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (f1Vqw)

581 @Rodrigo

I have to believe, that same is available, on CD (on eBay of course).

Doing the script, stories by/radio? Required a whole different set of literary editing skills.

Tighter more concise scripting. Lean, sharper. With the lights out, in your room? It's just a marvelous way to pass the while. Almost feeling privileged, to benefit from their great artistry.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Tjrtw)

582 Davy Jones boned her right before he crawled into his locker at the bottom the sea.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM

=====

He was just Monkeeing around.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 08:32 PM


He never put anyone down.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (DMUuz)

583 Francis stepping down? Three popes!

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 22, 2020 08:37 PM (evxBY)

584 Uggh, I couldn't watch the whole rat thing. Even 'fancy' rats creep me out. Never have me around an uncaged pet rat, I'm liable to launch it into the next room if it goes to scrabble up me.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 22, 2020 08:37 PM (Aashi)

585 If Cosby's wife was part of the abuse, why isn't she in jail?

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:37 PM (7DJtA)

586 Maybe we get a Catholic this time.

Posted by: free tibet



Wouldn't that be wonderful!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:35 PM (Rvt8

IS It even true? Sounds like fake news to me and I have not looked it up. Some stuff just sounds fake. btw, I am so old I remember whenpopes didn't step down.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:37 PM (kfMBQ)

587 Maybe TFG is gonna be Pope next

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (nUhF0)

588 occam's brassiere

Maybe Benedict XVI is coming back, and he is pissed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

589 Can a pope be fired?

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (7DJtA)

590 @582

I'm probably one of the few people alive. Who saw the Monkees perform live!

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (Tjrtw)

591 A special message from President Trump;

https://tinyurl.com/ybvkrcqp

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (3DZIZ)

592 Comedy rock group The K**ts have rocketed up the UK singles charts and are now facing off against the likes of Mariah Carey and Ladbaby for the coveted Christmas No.1 spot with their song, 'Boris Johnson is a F***ing C***.'

The 82-second-long track contains the timeless and catchy lyrics, "Boris Johnson is a f***ing c***/ He's a f***ing c***," on repeat and has already peaked at number 2 on the UK iTunes chart (now sitting in fourth place) while also reaching second place on the Amazon Music charts (currently in third).

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (UDapT)

593 >>> 584 Uggh, I couldn't watch the whole rat thing. Even 'fancy' rats creep me out. Never have me around an uncaged pet rat, I'm liable to launch it into the next room if it goes to scrabble up me.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 22, 2020 08:37 PM (Aashi)

Try searching for "ratting with terriers" or "mouse trap Mondays". I think you'd prefer those rat vids.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (02b6n)

594 I wish I knew how to hunt but I'm too old to learn.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (lgiXo)

595 vmom Trump Won!

Nyah. He would have to work. And be celibate. Not happening.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

596 What was Pop's crime again?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 08:29 PM (oAY8z)


He refused to compromise himself with a Russian honeypot. Also didn't travel with $10,000 cash that that one guy tried to get him to take and there were agents waiting for him when he deplaned who were very annoyed that he didn't have the $10,000 on him so they could arrest him.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (ofYez)

597 Let's see what happens if I don't copy comment 571
Maybe you could use the last one (Pope) since he's still around.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (kOpft)

598 Pope to step down after Christmas, according to Vatican source.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (ovk6y)

Maybe we get a Catholic this time.
Posted by: free tibet at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (ELgVT)


I'll believe the Peronist Pope is out when it happens. Until then more casuistry from the Jesuits.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (y7DUB)

599 NEW - Pope to step down after Christmas, according to Vatican source.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (ovk6y)

Maybe we get a Catholic this time.

Posted by: free tibet at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (ELgVT)
---------------------


Does that mean Pope Benedict will be 1) freed from the prison cell he currently occupies, and 2) reinstated to the Papacy?

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 22, 2020 08:40 PM (oGBso)

600 596 that was incoherent. Short version - - Pop somehow didn't fall for attempts to entrap him.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 22, 2020 08:40 PM (ofYez)

601 He was just Monkeeing around.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 08:32 PM

He never put anyone down.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (DMUuz)

***

They were too busy singing.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 08:40 PM (axyOa)

602 Thune is Mutt Rombley wearing an off the rack suit and having his hair cut at Great Clips.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Hey!
I get my hair cut there sometimes
it's fun - like going to the casino
if I'm lucky I get the good stylist and walk out feeling like a million bucks
but sometimes I walk out looking like I lost a bet
so exactly like the casino experience, but on a budget

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (nUhF0)

603 Frankie is the sandanista pope.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (8bJHg)

604 I have a neighbor who called me last week and said he tested positive for Covid. He is an eighty y o black man. I only mention that because it puts him in some obvious risk categories. This is a really great man.


I texted him yesterday and got no reply. I called him today and left a voicemail and haven't heard back. I will check with a mutual friend tomorrow.


Prayers would be appreciated. His initials are EV.

Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (YaTIT)

605 TGP has a directory to help people reach state representatives regarding Stop the Steal.

https://tinyurl.com/ycc3t35o

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (H8QX8)

606 Well, Merry Fucking Christmas!

Will miracles never cease? DH finally called a plumber to fix his "install" of my garbage disposal. I was without kitchen sink for days. I wish those assholes at Home Depot would quit telling him he can do it himself.

Well worth the payment to the plumber.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 08:42 PM (okGHj)

607 Pelosi 2020: Proud to pass bill giving Americans $600 to buy groceries, a new car, send kids to college...

When do we start hurting people?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 07:43 PM (L8ADy)

Shoot.
Not gonna buy me much ice cream at all.

Posted by: Flyover.. at December 22, 2020 08:42 PM (Rbu5d)

608 Pop's "crime" was "lying to investigators" which of course means he was interviewed twice and a statement in the second interview didn't match the notes the agents made of the first interview, after the second interview.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 08:43 PM (kOpft)

609 Prayers would be appreciated. His initials are EV.
Posted by: Garrick

prayers up

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:43 PM (nUhF0)

610 I'm probably one of the few people alive. Who saw the Monkees perform live!
Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM


***

Heh.
Flash Cadillac and the Continental Kids.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 08:43 PM (axyOa)

611 All three of my red state's delegation (two senators and congressman) voted for the disgusting Covid package. I just wrote them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 22, 2020 08:43 PM (H8QX8)

612 Prayers would be appreciated. His initials are EV.
Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (YaTIT)

You got mine!

Covid has hit our congregation hard. We're a small congregation, maybe 100 souls, and right now there are at least 15 members who are positive.

Posted by: ALH at December 22, 2020 08:43 PM (7DJtA)

613 @596... George Papa giving the $10k some shady Israeli gave him to his Greek lawyer for safekeeping before returning to the US is my favorite detail of the entire Russiagate shitshow. The feds at Dulles or JFK or wherever it was rifling through George's luggage..."Where's the money, Papadoplous? Where's the money, shithead?"

God, it 's funny.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 22, 2020 08:43 PM (evxBY)

614 Tucker showed a video of police body cam responding to claim by ex-wife that Warnock ran over her foot back in March. Ex is saying she has been keeping the way he acts under wraps for a long time and that he's a great actor.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 08:44 PM (NpAcC)

615 603 Frankie is the sandanista pope.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (8bJHg)


Cranky Franky is no pope, at all.

One cannot be pope while the pope is alive; ergo, B16 is pope, and Franky is the anti-pope.

It happens. At least twice before. Ignore the commie kid-killer and carry on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 08:44 PM (okGHj)

616 YAY, bats!!!!

Posted by: Mookie at December 22, 2020 08:44 PM (3vIkC)

617
Prayers would be appreciated. His initials are EV.
Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (YaTIT)

Prayers up for EV. May he be returned to good health quickly, and may he be blessed for Christmas and the New Year. You too!

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 08:44 PM (+X9Vs)

618 Thune is Mutt Rombley wearing an off the rack suit and having his hair cut at Great Clips.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 08:36 PM (y7DUB)

You'd think S. Dakota could do better than that stiff lurch.

Posted by: clutch at December 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9UmRs)

619 Hey!
I get my hair cut there sometimes
it's fun - like going to the casino
if I'm lucky I get the good stylist and walk out feeling like a million bucks
but sometimes I walk out looking like I lost a bet
so exactly like the casino experience, but on a budget
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (nUhF0)


For the record so do I. I'm so old I just get it buzzed on the number 2 setting. My point in mentioning it was Mutt wouldn't be caught dead there even if he was slumming as a regular guy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 08:44 PM (y7DUB)

620 Hi everyone! I've missed you all.

{{{Ladyl}}} I keep meaning to call you, and before I know it, it's past your talk-time. There's been a lot on my mind lately (in addition to the "jet lag' of moving, as Publius calls it). Our little Corn Pop kitty disappeared on moving day, so he never even got to experience the new digs. We fear he met with misadventure. I'm sad about that, but sadder still that kitty Harli is not long for this world. As you may recall, Tim and I watched her being born, so I'll be losing that association soon. She's pretty much stopped eating and is very weak.

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 08:45 PM (f1Vqw)

621 Helena, Ugh no, I don't want to see terriers dispatching a bunch of rats either, it would still be looking at a bunch of rats, although bless the terriers for their skills.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 22, 2020 08:45 PM (Aashi)

622 I'm probably one of the few people alive. Who saw the Monkees perform live!

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (Tjrtw)
------------------

I saw Davy Jones perform at a summer concert in the park back in the early 1990's. That performance falls under the heading of you don't want to know too much about entertainers you like, particularly from your youth.

Performance was fine, but the small talk inbetween songs was, well, bitter. Not happy that's for sure.

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 22, 2020 08:45 PM (oGBso)

623 My point in mentioning it was Mutt wouldn't be caught dead there even if he was slumming as a regular guy.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Mitt's hair is so high end it has its own Swiss bank account

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:46 PM (nUhF0)

624 I saw the Monkees open for One Horse Pony in '72 at the CNE.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 08:46 PM (UDapT)

625
Prayers would be appreciated. His initials are EV.
Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (YaTIT)
********
Prayers sent

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 08:46 PM (NpAcC)

626 Your Grace! Raises your hand for a hand kiss.

Thank you for classing up the blog. You were missed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

627 591 well done

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)

628 NEW - Pope to step down after Christmas, according to Vatican source.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (ovk6y)


I believe that as much as I believe Trump will be taking the oath of office on January 20. Which is to say, I don't believe it. No tyrant, no Marxist, no pedophile (all of which Frankie Fabulous is) gives up power voluntarily.

Not that it matters. Frankie is a heresiarch. Benedict is the Pope.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (2JVJo)

629 I wish I knew how to hunt but I'm too old to learn.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (lgiXo)

Nah. Get in some magazines, books, etc. Get in with some hunters, even a hunt club. I hunted for years as a teen and it pretty much consisted of going into the woods at 5am, freezing your ass off and walking out 7 or 8 hours later.

The real key is to go early in the season before they get wise. Learn something about their trails as deer will move from bedding grounds to grazing grounds. You can sit in the woods forever but if you are not on a deer trail, it will likely be for naught. They don't walk around aimlessly in the woods any more than we get in our cars and just go wherever and hope it leads us somewhere.

But for sure it is not too late. Hell, Senior hunters often get a priority season and very cheap licenses. I am no expert here. but the one thing I do know, at least about public hunting lands, is the key is to show up on opening day. I got two boone and crocket bucks. Both on opening day. i read once that in my state over half the deer harvest comes the first week.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (kfMBQ)

630 Pope is gone. Bar people are effed. Bill Clinton killing himself is next on my bingo card.
*Dancing bats emoji*

https://mobile.twitter.com/breeadail/
status/1341497408329457664

#BREAKING report from
@australian
: The #Vatican and its associated entities have transferred $2.3bn to Australia since 2014 without the knowledge of senior Australian Catholic Church leaders.

Full report here.
#CatholicTwitter

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (cpUyi)

631 Garrick

Prayers ascending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

632 You'd think S. Dakota could do better than that stiff lurch.

Posted by: clutch at December 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9UmRs)
--------------------

Didn't Thune replace Tom Daschle, Dem Evildoer?

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (oGBso)

633 leads us somewhere.

But for sure it is not too late. Hell, Senior hunters often get a priority season and very cheap licenses. I am no expert here. but the one thing I do know, at least about public hunting lands, is the key is to show up on opening day. I got two boone and crocket bucks. Both on opening day. i read once that in my state over half the deer harvest comes the first week.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (kfMBQ

Thanks for the response.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:48 PM (lgiXo)

634 They need to redo "Fat Albert and the Gang" but this time Fat Albert is chillin with the real gangs....the bloods and da crips.

"Hey, hey hey, get outta my way or I be bustin a cap in yo ass!"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2020 08:48 PM (R/m4+)

635 bat nationalist

Wouldn't Argentina be a more likely transfer recipient?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

636 Mitt's hair is so high end it has its own Swiss bank account
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:46 PM (nUhF0)


When Slick held up airline flights by having that wire brush on his dome done by some fancy stylist, it was surely to emulate Mutt.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 08:48 PM (y7DUB)

637 Now for the best Christmas song ever: Back Door Santa by Clarence Carter https://bit.ly/3pmqImF

Posted by: Mookie at December 22, 2020 08:49 PM (3vIkC)

638 Garrick

Hitting my knees.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 08:49 PM (axyOa)

639 >>> 621 Helena, Ugh no, I don't want to see terriers dispatching a bunch of rats either, it would still be looking at a bunch of rats, although bless the terriers for their skills.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 22, 2020 08:45 PM (Aashi)

Well, this is true.

The terriers are very good dogs. There is a lot of wagging during the hunt.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2020 08:50 PM (02b6n)

640 They don't walk around aimlessly in the woods any more than we get in our cars and just go wherever and hope it leads us somewhere.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (kfMBQ)


TRIGGERED

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 08:50 PM (t+qrx)

641 Diogenes @ 610- Mrs. E scored a Flash Caddilac Christmas album at the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:50 PM (8bJHg)

642 Prayers would be appreciated. His initials are EV.
Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (YaTIT)

Will do. prayers to your friend.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)

643 @MajorPatriot

From what I understand, Trump vetoes the bill or decides not to sign it by December 28, there will be a government shutdown.

The same people that destroyed 160,000 restaurant owners lives, countless other businesses, caused a spike in suicides, led the elderly to die horrible lonely deaths in nursing homes are gonna lose their minds if there is a GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 08:50 PM (DG/+d)

644 Hey!
I get my hair cut there sometimes
it's fun - like going to the casino
if I'm lucky I get the good stylist and walk out feeling like a million bucks
but sometimes I walk out looking like I lost a bet
so exactly like the casino experience, but on a budget
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:41 PM (nUhF0)


Hair???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 08:50 PM (axyOa)

645 I believe that as much as I believe Trump will be taking the oath of office on January 20. Which is to say, I don't believe it. No tyrant, no Marxist, no pedophile (all of which Frankie Fabulous is) gives up power voluntarily.

Not that it matters. Frankie is a heresiarch. Benedict is the Pope.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (2JVJo)

gotta agree with you on all points. These stories might as well be sourced from BatBoy on the Weekly World News.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)

646 630
BREAKING report from
@australian
The Vatican and its associated entities have transferred $2.3bn to Australia since 2014 without the knowledge of senior Australian Catholic Church leaders.

Full report here.
CatholicTwitter
Posted by: bat nationalist



Well, this is an odd bit of news. How curious. Moving the Vatican to Perth?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 08:51 PM (X8McB)

647 Prayers up, Garrick. Hope you hear from your friend soon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2020 08:51 PM (02b6n)

648 I'm probably one of the few people alive. Who saw the Monkees perform live!

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (Tjrtw)



It sure beats seeing them perform dead.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 08:51 PM (49E3w)

649 > With the lights out, in your room? It's just a marvelous way to pass the while.

Sure. I've got a bunch of the old CBS Mystery Theater programs in iTunes. I believe nearly the whole set is available on archive.org. Will check there for the Rathbone/Bruce stuff....

A lot of the old radio programs were never copyrighted -- those were the days when you had to file a formal copyright form and pay a fee in order for something to be copyrighted, and the networks just didn't see any continuing value in that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 08:52 PM (6dXV7)

650 Diogenes @ 610- Mrs. E scored a Flash Caddilac Christmas album at the TxMoMe.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:50 PM (8bJHg)


Sweet!!!

I saw them my freshman year in college. A fun concert.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 08:52 PM (axyOa)

651 Your Grace! Raises your hand for a hand kiss.

Thank you for classing up the blog. You were missed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

Thank you, {{{Salty}}}. It's good to see you guys. I miss having internet. At the same time, it's a kind of blessing. Politics is very stressful nowadays. I've been reading murder mysteries (about one a day).

And, I LOVE OUR NEW HOUSE! Publius is wonderful. I'm gonna have to marry him one of these days, and make an honest man out of him.

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 08:52 PM (f1Vqw)

652 talking about a shutdown - I'm amazed there are still people who think the Law matters. They'll go on operating, and say "what you lookin' at, punk?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 08:52 PM (V2Yro)

653 645:These stories might as well be sourced from BatBoy on the Weekly World News.


I'd trust BatBoy/Weekly World New and Ancient Aliens before CNN/MSNBC/NPR/FOX.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (X8McB)

654 Pelosi says yes to $2000 checks. Any one for raising it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (63Dwl)

655 No some guy is trying to get through the snow by reving his motor. The dog is not impressed.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (lgiXo)

656 Thanks for all the prayers.

Posted by: Garrick at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (YaTIT)

657 > I'm probably one of the few people alive. Who saw the Monkees perform live!

Was that the tour they were on with Jimi Hendrix?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (6dXV7)

658 Pelosi says yes to $2000 checks. Any one for raising it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (63Dwl)


Bitch.
She don't give a shit.
Not her money.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 08:54 PM (axyOa)

659 MILEY!!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 08:54 PM (TdMsT)

660 654 Pelosi says yes to $2000 checks. Any one for raising it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Well in our Zimbabwe Financial future we'll need that $2000 to buy bread. Well, half a loaf.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 08:55 PM (X8McB)

661
> I'm probably one of the few people alive. Who saw the Monkees perform live!



Gulfport, Mississippi - 1988!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 08:55 PM (DG/+d)

662 >>> 654 Pelosi says yes to $2000 checks. Any one for raising it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah? Tell the bint to drop everything but payments to Americans and see what she says to that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2020 08:55 PM (02b6n)

663 Miley, the distracted Duchess

So glad to hear the wedding is still on. A new house is like a honeymoon. And don't answer that prying question.

I can see you smiling from your text.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

664 LADYL!

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)

665 The other night, I had a dream that there was a brown fruit bat on my bedroom wall.

I blame this blog.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 22, 2020 08:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

666 OY!

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)

667 congrats on your new home, Miley and Publius!

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 08:56 PM (nUhF0)

668 Helena Handbasket

Esp. NO $30 million to the Kennedy Center.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

669 I get $2K I'm buying thermal imaging.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 08:56 PM (8bJHg)

670 665 The other night, I had a dream that there was a brown fruit bat on my bedroom wall.

I blame this blog.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow



Heh, dream...HehHehHeh...

Posted by: Peeping brown fruit bat at December 22, 2020 08:57 PM (X8McB)

671 What prying question?

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 08:57 PM (f1Vqw)

672 He didn't veto it, he sent it back to them and told them to fix it.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 08:09 PM (CZm2G)


Technically he cannot do that. The only thing that allows him to send it back is a veto. Now mayhap he threatened to veto if they don't fix it but there is no send back mode (I don't think anyway).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 08:57 PM (946rW)

673 @Diogenes

I once sat through an entire Don McLean concert, at a small venue. Not knowing the creepy old dude, sitting next to me. Was Van Morrison.

Lesse, Jay North sat next to me, at a Stevie Wonder concert.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:57 PM (OJtxt)

674 shibumi, welcome to the shitshow

How has the post recovery been? I wanted to know if you still take any special pills, and if you wear masks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

675 >>>I wish I knew how to hunt but I'm too old to learn.<<<
Unless you're one of those crazy bushwhacking fools who love to walk in circles, we just man the rifles twice a day. Day break and night fall.

The delicious meat wagons make a trip from the river to the mountain twice a day, - down in the morning and up in the evening. Thirty minute window, 15 seconds to choose if you have a proper shot. If not, tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 08:58 PM (WOYcU)

676 Thanks, Vmom! I love my new kitchen, with its 25 sf island. Publius chose gorgeous granite. He's got great taste, which seems to surprise him, but I'm quite impressed!

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)

677 @australian
The Vatican and its associated entities have transferred $2.3bn to Australia since 2014 without the knowledge of senior Australian Catholic Church leaders.


Okay, I've been a bit under the weather. The Australian Church doesn't know it received 2.3 billion dollars? What am I missing?

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2020 08:59 PM (ImqD9)

678 Character counts?

I'm a character.

So I count? Finally?

(Goes full Sally Field)

You LIKE ME!!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 22, 2020 08:59 PM (aommx)

679 redbanzai the Southerner

There is a pocket veto, if he thinks it will be overridden.

Basically, they can override or start over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

680 653 645:These stories might as well be sourced from BatBoy on the Weekly World News.


I'd trust BatBoy/Weekly World New and Ancient Aliens before CNN/MSNBC/NPR/FOX.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (X8McB)

It's almost as if many people don't click on the links I post which links directly to documents or that will lead to documents after few minutes of reading and following the trail.
Oh well. Guess it's easier to listen to what mega corporation tells you to think through the tv.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 08:59 PM (cpUyi)

681 25 sf island? Miley, I am jealous!

Seriously, congratulations on the new house. May you and publius be blessed and happy there!

Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 09:00 PM (+X9Vs)

682 676 Thanks, Vmom! I love my new kitchen, with its 25 sf island. Publius chose gorgeous granite. He's got great taste, which seems to surprise him, but I'm quite impressed!
Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)


That sounds wonderful, Miley!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

683 594 I wish I knew how to hunt but I'm too old to learn.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (lgiXo)

It's very easy. Blend in with your surroundings. Don't create noise that would alert your prey. Strike from hiding. Don't make a mess. Cover any signal or track or signage that leads back to you hide/ambush position. Never connect your hide/ambush position to your home without a 3rd observation point to ensure privacy.

Works with all game, four and two legged.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 22, 2020 09:00 PM (VcFUs)

684 Awww, Captain Whitebread.

We've liked you for years. You are one of the few we sent money to, when you were struggling, IIRS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

685 Yeah? Tell the bint to drop everything but payments to Americans and see what she says to that.



Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2020 08:55 PM (02b6n)

He did demand that all the pork be dropped... including the payments to illegals.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 09:01 PM (946rW)

686 I'm embarrassed to be out of the loop vis a vis all you Morons. I hope that 2021 brings a better life for everyone. This masky shitshow and its fallout is really starting to depress me. It seems as though almost everyone is wearing a mask nowadays. Sometimes I want to slap people.

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:01 PM (f1Vqw)

687
They put a hot-water recirculating system in, so you have instant hot water. I'd told the contractor not to bother with that, but (like a lot of things) he didn't write that down and so we got one.

Now, both Miley and I are ruined with it. If I have to wait for more than 1 sec for hot water, I'll die.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:01 PM (f1Vqw)

688 677 @australian
The Vatican and its associated entities have transferred $2.3bn to Australia since 2014 without the knowledge of senior Australian Catholic Church leaders.


Okay, I've been a bit under the weather. The Australian Church doesn't know it received 2.3 billion dollars? What am I missing?
Posted by: Infidel



I believe the Vatican stashed 2.3 billion dollars in Australia and didn't tell the Australian Catholic Church.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 09:01 PM (X8McB)

689 @661 Deplorable

July 4, 1976, Disneyland!

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 09:01 PM (OJtxt)

690 Justin Baragona
@justinbaragona

During a Fox News segment complaining about how nasty and unfair the media is to conservatives, Kennedy literally compares Brian Stelter to a potato, calls him the "most despicable" media analyst in history, and says "he's not just ham-fisted, he is ham-headed."

https://tinyurl.com/y8h3cuyh

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 09:02 PM (NpAcC)

691 I'm probably one of the few people alive. Who saw the Monkees perform live!
Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM


***
Not as good but I saw David Cassidy in the 80s when he was touring in Little Johny Jones.
He was sad, too. But pleasant. Always happy to give autographs and talk to fans.

Posted by: That's Dr. LASue to you at December 22, 2020 09:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

692 don't walk around aimlessly in the woods any more than we get in our cars and just go wherever and hope it leads us somewhere.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (kfMBQ)

TRIGGERED
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 08:50 PM

I understand! Since this latest shutdown started, I hop in the car a couple times a week and just drive along the waterfront and relax. Now that snow is coming, probably will cut back on that.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 09:03 PM (yKPAy)

693 25 sf island?
that's a dance floor!

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 09:03 PM (nUhF0)

694 Boom! PDT strikes again!

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:04 PM (Mvw9Q)

695 Maybe Benedict XVI is coming back, and he is pissed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

And behold, a pale horse. And the name of he who sat upon it was called Death, and Hell followed with him.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 09:04 PM (nakwk)

696 694 Boom! PDT strikes again!
Posted by: Gilded
What'd he do? Don't tell me he just tweeted.

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (MPYWI)

697 695 Maybe Benedict XVI is coming back, and he is pissed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

And behold, a pale horse. And the name of he who sat upon it was called Death, and Hell followed with him.
Posted by: Insomniac



His cats too?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (X8McB)

698 25 sf island? Miley, I am jealous!

Seriously, congratulations on the new house. May you and publius be blessed and happy there!
Posted by: Moki at December 22, 2020 09:00 PM (+X9Vs)

Thank you, thank you! The kitchen/dining area and living room are all one big room. It's a lovely space, and I'm starting to feel at home. Once I find a place for everything (and can find it again), I think I will feel like it's really my forever home.

Ladyl, I promised you photos, but Publius' camera isn't working. As you know, we don't have smart phones, so we'll have to get a new camera soon.

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (f1Vqw)

699 And behold, a pale horse. And the name of he who sat upon it was called Death, and Hell followed with him.
Posted by: Insomniac


His cats too?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (X8McB)

I said Hell, didn't I?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (nakwk)

700 @Diogenes

I once sat through an entire Don McLean concert, at a small venue. Not knowing the creepy old dude, sitting next to me. Was Van Morrison.

Lesse, Jay North sat next to me, at a Stevie Wonder concert.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 08:57 PM (OJtxt)

Very cool. I loved Maya. (an Obscure Jay North + elephant tv show. )

Posted by: That's Dr. LASue to you at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

701
Something else y'all may get a kick out of is the "security system" they put in. I don't give a shit about that (my security system has metrics in caliber and gauge -- and if anyone messes with the Duchess, they will die).

Anyway, they put one in. It has this touch screen panel and is voice capable. Everytime you opened a door, this Alexa wannabe would announce "Front door fault", "Side door fault", etc, etc. It was driving me crazy.

But to get into it, you had to have a code, which they didn't give me, nor write down anywhere. I was getting pissed. 600 character limit?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (f1Vqw)

702 It's almost as if many people don't click on the links I post which links directly to documents or that will lead to documents after few minutes of reading and following the trail.
Oh well. Guess it's easier to listen to what mega corporation tells you to think through the tv.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 08:59 PM (cpUyi)


I did click on the link. I trust "a source close to the Vatican" as much as I trust "a source close to President Trump."

But thank you for the snark about my laziness. God knows I haven't had enough of it today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (2JVJo)

703 vmom Trump Won!

Does publius, that Rascally Rapscallion, have a knee good enough for clog dancing with Miley on the island?

We should send veils to Her Grace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

704 omg Braven has the dumbest ending
bear trap?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 09:06 PM (nUhF0)

705 I wish I knew how to hunt but I'm too old to learn.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 08:39 PM (lgiXo)

-----------

1. Go to where the elk are.
2. Shoot one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 09:06 PM (kTF2Z)

706 NaughtyPine @ 692, I do not drive around for the hell of it. Tomorrow Mrs. E and I will haul a load of brush to the landfill, hit the liquor store at the county line, and go to Country Tavern in Kilgore for ribs. Good time management.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 09:06 PM (8bJHg)

707 Just saw that Cat Domino video. They really understand the cat compulsion to tap at things.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 22, 2020 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

708
Anyway, one night I managed to arm the damn system. You can arm it without the code, but you can't disarm it. So, I had about a minute or so before the alarm would've started going off with motion inside the house. I opened the panel, turned off the power and yanked the battery.

It's been dead every since, and good riddance. I will get the code, but I despise these security system companies. They'll try to sell me some damned monthly plan and upgrades and shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:08 PM (f1Vqw)

709 It's almost as if many people don't click on the links I post which links directly to documents or that will lead to documents after few minutes of reading and following the trail.
Oh well. Guess it's easier to listen to what mega corporation tells you to think through the tv.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 08:59 PM (cpUyi)


This is a real problem when the enemedia has turned into full propaganda; you literally don't know what to believe. So you try to find real documents and interpret them yourself, assuming they've complete.

Just don't link to True Pundit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 09:08 PM (y7DUB)

710
Ladyl, I promised you photos, but Publius' camera isn't working. As you know, we don't have smart phones, so we'll have to get a new camera soon.
Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:05 PM (f1Vqw)


Oh no!

I need pictures!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 09:09 PM (TdMsT)

711 Pelosi says yes to $2000 checks. Any one for raising it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (63Dwl)



Cool. Like forcing my kids to give me a loan without telling them.

But if that is what it takes to get their skim off a trillion in foreign 'aid' they will vote for it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 09:09 PM (/Dgcm)

712 Brother Northernlurker,

Start small, squirrels and rabbits, and then work your way up to deer and hogs. A lot of the skills are applicable.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 22, 2020 09:09 PM (3DZIZ)

713 Does publius, that Rascally Rapscallion, have a knee good enough for clog dancing with Miley on the island?

We should send veils to Her Grace.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

He only has one good knee, so he's got an excuse. If I told him he had to dance at our wedding, he might cut his leg off...

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:09 PM (f1Vqw)

714 @691 DocSue

Sad?

Sad was seeing Butch Patrick, at the County Fair. Seated entirely alone, at a table. And for forty dollars. You could get Eddie Munster's autograph.

I don't know if he could see the pity in my eyes. I tried to look away, before he could.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 09:09 PM (OJtxt)

715
A tiny little plastic piece on the battery door of my camera broke -- I can get pictures if I rig something to hold the battery door closed and maintain good terminal contact.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:10 PM (f1Vqw)

716 706 NaughtyPine @ 692, I do not drive around for the hell of it. Tomorrow Mrs. E and I will haul a load of brush to the landfill, hit the liquor store at the county line, and go to Country Tavern in Kilgore for ribs. Good time management.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 09:06 PM

That's for CHORES! Don't you ever hit the road with Mrs. E and take an afternoon drive for fun? To look at the lit-up decorations, for example?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 09:10 PM (yKPAy)

717 Just don't link to True Pundit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 09:08 PM (y7DUB)

Do you dislike him as much as I do?

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:10 PM (f1Vqw)

718 And an entry for a chance to win a pair of Nancy's used thongs.
Posted by: Jimco Industries

Refashioned into face masks. Yummy!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 09:11 PM (0zWT7)

719
I am many things, but a dancer is not one of them. As a young man, I made a fool out of myself once trying. It will not happen again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)

720
A tiny little plastic piece on the battery door of my camera broke -- I can get pictures if I rig something to hold the battery door closed and maintain good terminal contact.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:10 PM (f1Vqw


Dear Publius--haven't you ever heard of duct tape?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 09:12 PM (TdMsT)

721 Cool. Like forcing my kids to give me a loan without telling them.
But if that is what it takes to get their skim off a trillion in foreign 'aid' they will vote for it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Why does Trump not do an executive order saying all lockdowns are illegal? That'd have way more benefit than a 600 or 2000 or 2m check. The opposite of conservative. He's trying to one up the democrats by being even more socialist than they are. So stupid. And yet all the conservatives on parlor are acting like it's a win.

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 22, 2020 09:12 PM (MPYWI)

722 I am many things, but a dancer is not one of them. As a young man, I made a fool out of myself once trying. It will not happen again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)

So, no ballroom dance lessons? What about my Hallmark wedding?!

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)

723 redbanzai the Southerner



There is a pocket veto, if he thinks it will be overridden.



Basically, they can override or start over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
Heh, according to Wikipedia, his returning it to congress with a written list of his concerns/things he wants fixed/objections constitutes a veto.

He could have also held the bill for up to 10 days. If congress adjourns before the 10 days are up, the bill dies. If they are in session, however, and the president just doesn't sign it and doesn't send it back, it just becomes law without his signature.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 09:12 PM (946rW)

724 > Cool. Like forcing my kids to give me a loan without telling them.


Eh.... probably doesn't apply to your kids, but most kids these days are communists.

Let them get exactly what they wanted.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 09:12 PM (6dXV7)

725 Just don't link to True Pundit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 09:08 PM (y7DUB)

Do you dislike him as much as I do?
Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:10 PM (f1Vqw)


If refusing to click on it and openly ridiculing anyone linking him is as much as you, yes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 09:12 PM (y7DUB)

726 Andy Biggs and Daryl Issa slamming the bill. 60 separate bills were added to this bill.
Calling for a pocket veto. New congress on Jan. 3rd would have to start over with a new bill.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 09:13 PM (NpAcC)

727 Sad?

Sad was seeing Butch Patrick, at the County Fair. Seated entirely alone, at a table. And for forty dollars. You could get Eddie Munster's autograph.

I don't know if he could see the pity in my eyes. I tried to look away, before he could.
Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 09:09 PM (OJtxt)

That is definitely sad.

Posted by: That's Dr. LASue to you at December 22, 2020 09:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

728 >> What about my Hallmark wedding?!

Uh-oh. What's for supper, honey bunny?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:13 PM (f1Vqw)

729 > If congress adjourns before the 10 days are up, the bill dies.

Hasn't Congress been kept technically open for years now, just to prevent such things (also recess appointments)?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 09:13 PM (6dXV7)

730 cool

I'll pocket
$700,002,000

Posted by: The Sudan at December 22, 2020 09:14 PM (r4bSV)

731 Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (kfMBQ)

Decided to diy a feast of 7 fishes, split over two days for christmas. the things we learn at the HQ!

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:14 PM (Mvw9Q)

732 @719 publius, Rascally Rapscallion-Only dance that matters is "The Mating Dance". It's the only dance I've really needed to know.

Posted by: JROD at December 22, 2020 09:14 PM (0jZnq)

733 A tiny little plastic piece on the battery door of my camera broke -- I can get pictures if I rig something to hold the battery door closed and maintain good terminal contact.
Posted by: publius

Duct tape.

Oh, and Keep your stick on the ice.

Posted by: Red Green at December 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Rvt88)

734 BREAKING REPORT: HIDDEN in the 5,893 page bill that @realDonaldTrump is anticipated to VETO is a provision that says:

"Nullifies the President's use of the Insurrection Act."


They won't stop. Treason.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 22, 2020 09:15 PM (sfhL4)

735 Hasn't Congress been kept technically open for years now, just to prevent such things (also recess appointments)?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 09:13 PM (6dXV7)

mcconnell did it to prevent pdt from appointing anyone who wasnt an approved double agent

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Mvw9Q)

736 "Hey, little girl. Stick your hand in here and you can feel my pocket veto."

Posted by: Joe Biden Pickup Lines at December 22, 2020 09:15 PM (6dXV7)

737 It's been dead every since, and good riddance. I will get the code, but I despise these security system companies. They'll try to sell me some damned monthly plan and upgrades and shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:08 PM (f1Vqw)


Read the manual. Factory default. "Admin".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 09:15 PM (/Dgcm)

738
I got a her a nice little Christmas tree -- that's close enough to Hallmark, right?

(Seriously, Miley has a quite a flare for Christmas decorations and stuff -- she's made quite a lovely arrangement in the new house).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:16 PM (f1Vqw)

739

5600 pages is eleven, 11 !!, reams of paper

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 09:16 PM (r4bSV)

740 NaughtyPine @ 216- SantaLand light show made =$25K Sunday night. that's just crazy.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 09:16 PM (8bJHg)

741 Uh-oh. What's for supper, honey bunny?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:13 PM (f1Vqw)

You know - parsley taters, burgers and broccoli salad, my poperin Pear!

And for dessert, a bubble bath next to my new palm tree.

I've always wanted a bathroom big enough to fall down without hitting my head on porcelain, and I finally have one!

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:16 PM (f1Vqw)

742 > A tiny little plastic piece on the battery door of my camera broke

Got a friend with a 3D printer? They could probably make you a new one.

Posted by: Joe Biden Pickup Lines at December 22, 2020 09:17 PM (6dXV7)

743 @711 burnt toast

If the b*tch is lying? I would hate her even more. If that is even possible.

I've been putting off paying the $1G County property tax (The bacon) would literally save my bacon.

Of course, that's just the first half. The second half, is due in another three months.

Walking on thin ice.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 09:17 PM (OJtxt)

744 Andy Biggs and Daryl Issa slamming the bill. 60 separate bills were added to this bill.
Calling for a pocket veto. New congress on Jan. 3rd would have to start over with a new bill.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 09:13 PM (NpAcC)


Works for me. Pelosi dragged this out for 6 months. Another 3 weeks is nothing.

I just wonder- Who is the politician who ran on a platform of funding gender studies in Pakistan?

Posted by: That's Dr. LASue to you at December 22, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

745 Reading that The Donald has pushed for Americans to get $2,00 instead of $600 in government cheese.

Is it official?

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 22, 2020 09:17 PM (oZuI0)

746 "Nullifies the President's use of the Insurrection Act."

Wasn't that in the Defense Spending Bill Trump won't sign?

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 09:17 PM (l3+k2)

747 "Hey, little girl. Stick your hand in here and you can feel my pocket veto."
Posted by: Joe Biden Pickup Lines at December 22, 2020 09:15 PM (6dXV7)

Girl: what, a couple of raisins and a dried up old Vienna sausage?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 09:17 PM (x8Wzq)

748 I found my thrill on Bluekitty Hill

Posted by: Cats Domino at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

749
And an entry for a chance to win a pair of Nancy's used thongs.
Posted by: Jimco Industries



Only dropped once.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (PtOP4)

750 734 BREAKING REPORT: HIDDEN in the 5,893 page bill that @realDonaldTrump is anticipated to VETO is a provision that says:

"Nullifies the President's use of the Insurrection Act."

They won't stop. Treason.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 22, 2020 09:15 PM (sfhL4)
---

I've been saying all day we have no idea all the heinous shxt that is in those 5000+ you-have-to-pass-it-to-find-out GOP-approved pages.

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (Mvw9Q)

751 >> Got a friend with a 3D printer? They could probably make you a new one.

There's an idea. It's a little plastic piece, which I saved. Tiny little thing. Old Kodak digital camera.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (f1Vqw)

752
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 08:47 PM (kfMBQ)



Decided to diy a feast of 7 fishes, split over two days for christmas. the things we learn at the HQ!

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:14 PM (Mvw9Q)

so true. I loved learning about that. I will try to give it a go this year, but this year is going to be particularly alone. Either way. I am glad i learned about it. I will do it at one point for sure. Someone once asked me if I was Italian, I said I was Italian in spirit, certainly my stomach, but it is more than that. Anyway, we do learn great stuff here. My respect to the traditions, they make us who were are.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (kfMBQ)

753 Jimco Industries

**Shudder**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

754 "Bring in that floating fat man, the former governor Christie."

Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (W+kMI)

755 If congress adjourns before the 10 days are up, the bill dies.



Hasn't Congress been kept technically open for years now, just to prevent such things (also recess appointments)?





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 09:13 PM (6dXV7)

Apparently, they can adjourn without being in recess. One is where everyone (or almost everyone) is not required to be there and the other is where no one is there for more than three days (because they have to gavel in every three days in order to not recess).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 09:19 PM (946rW)

756 740 NaughtyPine @ 216- SantaLand light show made =$25K Sunday night. that's just crazy.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 09:16 PM (8bJHg)

wow!!! that almost makes up for the year when lousy weather mostly wiped out their season.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 09:19 PM (V2Yro)

757 > Reading that The Donald has pushed for Americans to get $2,00 instead of $600 in government cheese.


That's part of it. He's calling for more bread and also fewer circuses.

Posted by: Joe Biden Pickup Lines at December 22, 2020 09:19 PM (6dXV7)

758 I got a her a nice little Christmas tree -- that's close enough to Hallmark, right?

(Seriously, Miley has a quite a flare for Christmas decorations and stuff -- she's made quite a lovely arrangement in the new house).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:16 PM (f1Vqw)

I need about 20 grand to spend at BalsamHill dot com.

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:19 PM (f1Vqw)

759 Insurrection Act...they are concerned...

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 09:19 PM (zr5Kq)

760 745 Reading that The Donald has pushed for Americans to get $2,00 instead of $600 in government cheese.

Is it official?
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 22, 2020 09:17 PM (oZuI0)
---
Yes. See it for yourself on his twit page

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:20 PM (Mvw9Q)

761 I need about 20 grand to spend at BalsamHill dot com.
Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess

Yikes.

Uh... get used to disappointment?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

762 Why does Trump not do an executive order saying all lockdowns are illegal? That'd have way more benefit than a 600 or 2000 or 2m check. The opposite of conservative. He's trying to one up the democrats by being even more socialist than they are. So stupid. And yet all the conservatives on parlor are acting like it's a win.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 22, 2020 09:12 PM (MPYWI)

wow.

Posted by: That's Dr. LASue to you at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

763 Tom Servo @ 756- For my money just drive through the Azalea District, yo?

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (8bJHg)

764 How has the post recovery been? I wanted to know if you still take any special pills, and if you wear masks.


We have to wear masks because we are in Ohio. Recovery has been great. Bozo Conservative went back to work really quickly, and has been feeling good. No medications; he was on steroids for about ten days. All is well here.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

765 > There's an idea. It's a little plastic piece, which I saved. Tiny little thing. Old Kodak digital camera.

I've made quite a few little plastic doohickeys since I've had mine. Pretty cool.

Haven't quite worked up the ambition to do an AR-15 lower yet, but that's in the long-term plans. Just to say I did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (6dXV7)

766 5000 pages is roughly what, 2 bankers boxes full?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (H5knJ)

767 Well I just got on and watched the first video. I could only think hogmartin would be in cat heaven there. Cats are amazing. Sadly hubby is allergic so I'll never have one.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (nxdel)

768 @734 artisanal

INSANE!. Veto the mudder Hubbard. Fook the money.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (OJtxt)

769
I need about 20 grand to spend at BalsamHill dot com.

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess



Yikes.



Uh... get used to disappointment?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (kfMBQ)

770 Pelosi says yes to $2000 checks. Any one for raising it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (63Dwl)




Does that mean the trannies in Pok-e-stan don't get any money or do they get more money too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 09:22 PM (v3iUt)

771 726 Andy Biggs and Daryl Issa slamming the bill. 60 separate bills were added to this bill.
Calling for a pocket veto. New congress on Jan. 3rd would have to start over with a new bill.
=====
Pocket veto nothing. I want to see Trump soak a copy of the bill in its entirety with lighter fluid and then torch that bitch.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2020 09:22 PM (W+kMI)

772 here is his speech.

https://tinyurl.com/y86y5ygj

Posted by: That's Dr. LASue to you at December 22, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

773
I'm gonna rig something, and we'll get some pictures. A good rubber band would probably hold it, if I can arrange where it doesn't press any buttons with the tension.

And with that, I'm going to have to run. It was good to check in with you all, and we'll be back once Charter gets their candied asses down here and runs that line (that's a $1500 line, BTW, so it better be good).

Merry Christmas to all you wonderful people!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:22 PM (f1Vqw)

774 770 Pelosi says yes to $2000 checks. Any one for raising it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2020 08:53 PM (63Dwl)




Does that mean the trannies in Pok-e-stan don't get any money or do they get more money too?
-------
How 'bout all the millions slated to the PRC get re-routed for domestic relief instead? I could use a new car.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2020 09:23 PM (W+kMI)

775 Yikes.

Uh... get used to disappointment?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

LOL! All I wanted for Christmas was the tree. I think Publius spent close to $1500 on gravel for the drive. I offered to help him rake it, but he said "No woman of mine is gonna rake gravel. That's chain-gang work!"

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:23 PM (f1Vqw)

776 > I want to see Trump soak a copy of the bill in its entirety with lighter fluid and then torch that bitch.

Wipe his ass with it and send it back saying "I highlighted the stupid parts in brown".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 09:23 PM (6dXV7)

777 publius, Rascally Rapscallion and Her Grace, Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

778 You'd have to give me way more than 2000 before we are even close to what I pay in taxes annually to the feds. So I'll take it. If they can afford to give Paki trannies money, they can give me 2000
of my own money back.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 09:23 PM (H5knJ)

779 Trump should tear it up in Pelosi's face, ala the SoTU speech.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 09:23 PM (l3+k2)

780 @RepSwalwell
Hate to ask...but if a Member of Congress tries to overthrow the 2020 election are they a traitor?


Replying to @RepSwalwell
@mtgreenee

Hate to ask...but if a Member of Congress has sex with a Chinese spy, should they be removed from the Intel Committee?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (DG/+d)

781 Miley, the distracted Duchess

You have a keeper!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

782 >> I need about 20 grand to spend at BalsamHill dot com.

{Catatonic stare}

You know, like Fred Mertz when he got a bill for something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (f1Vqw)

783 Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (kfMBQ)

I'm not italian either. but was married there.

I have some books ahead of it but when i get to the pettigrew "notes on spain" you talked about one night, i'll send it to you when i finish

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (Mvw9Q)

784 740 NaughtyPine @ 216- SantaLand light show made =$25K Sunday night. that's just crazy.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 09:16 PM (8bJHg)

Why would anyone pay to see what's free? In the nearby rinky-dink city (population 4,000), there are awesome displays. If I have time, I may through Port Huron and see how their new lights look. If nothing else, I can see the power station in Canada.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (yKPAy)

785 doggeh says Les Miz is boooring
Braven was funner

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (nUhF0)

786 Pocket veto nothing. I want to see Trump soak a copy of the bill in its entirety with lighter fluid and then torch that bitch.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2020 09:22 PM (W+kMI)

Bonfire in the Rose Garden!

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (f1Vqw)

787 Trump should tear it up in Pelosi's face, ala the SoTU speech.


Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 09:23 PM (l3+k2)

and wear white

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:25 PM (kfMBQ)

788 Why does Trump not do an executive order saying all lockdowns are illegal? That'd have way more benefit than a 600 or 2000 or 2m check. The opposite of conservative. He's trying to one up the democrats by being even more socialist than they are. So stupid. And yet all the conservatives on parlor are acting like it's a win.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 22, 2020 09:12 PM (MPYWI)

Shouldn't conservatives be more worried that the FED Reserve now owns 45% of the economy up from 10% pre crash of 2008? Or should younger generations and the bottom 90% continue to keep taking in the ass?

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 09:25 PM (cpUyi)

789 There are people that are hurting and could really use the help. But I think word is out about how bad this bill is. I suspect folks would rather have $2000 than $600

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 09:25 PM (JKNZq)

790 I think I am going to light up the phones tomorrow the more we find out about what's in the bill the madder I get.
It's appalling that people would vote on a bill that they haven't even read.
Now that everyone is starting to find out what's in it these people look like fools for voting for it.
They can keep their stupid $600.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 09:26 PM (NpAcC)

791 i biught a copy

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:26 PM (Mvw9Q)

792 Troll is socking me. I guess that means I'm a somebody now.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 09:27 PM (l3+k2)

793 Fire mission.
Grid Coordinates 973Oe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

794 Inez Stepman @InezFeltscher
9h
Guess what this garbage bill ALSO does: restricts governors from using relief funds to give parents have options when the public schools remain closed.

V nice for teachers' unions, terrible for families.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 22, 2020 09:27 PM (sfhL4)

795 He's trying to one up the democrats by being even more socialist than
they are. So stupid. And yet all the conservatives on parlor are acting
like it's a win.


Too many poison pills in this bill.

He won't sign it until they fix it. All of it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 09:27 PM (DG/+d)

796 I'll take $2000 more back from what they seized from me last year. At least its a dent.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 09:27 PM (buTO7)

797 davidt

You are right up there with the CoBs.

He is adapting to our defenses. Wait until he see our offense.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

798 763 Tom Servo @ 756- For my money just drive through the Azalea District, yo?
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 09:21 PM (8bJHg)

LOL, yes! I even put out a nice display this year, best I've ever done. Hardest part was putting red and white ribbon lights up the trunk of the big oak tree to make it look like a candy cane. Got about 20' up.

I didn't do any musical synchronization, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 09:28 PM (V2Yro)

799 publius, Rascally Rapscallion and Her Grace, Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

Marry Christmas to you, too, dear man, and all of the Horde! We've got to get moving now. I feel guilty sitting at the computer and leaving Mama Publius to do sudoku alone. But we should have internet by January 24th at the latest. I promise to play catch up.

Ladyl, I reaaaally plan to call you tomorrow afternoon!

Posted by: Miley, the distracted Duchess at December 22, 2020 09:28 PM (f1Vqw)

800 Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:18 PM (kfMBQ)



I'm not italian either. but was married there.



I have some books ahead of it but when i get to the pettigrew
"notes on spain" you talked about one night, i'll send it to you when i
finish

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (Mvw9Q)

this guy with the memory lol. I normally forget what I say. But yeah, I need to check out Pettigrew's book. I love history and that one checks a lot of boxes. The guy was a real scholar and I do love Spain. He died young, so it goes for many with talent.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:28 PM (kfMBQ)

801 653 645:These stories might as well be sourced from BatBoy on the Weekly World News.


I'd trust BatBoy/Weekly World New and Ancient Aliens before CNN/MSNBC/NPR/FOX.
--------
I feel compelled to agree....

Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2020 09:29 PM (W+kMI)

802 Prayers would be appreciated. His initials are EV.
Posted by: Garrick

EV Hutton ?

Ed Vullivan ?

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:29 PM (arJlL)

803

The bill favors Hollywood, teachers unions, globalists

and attacks and restricts Trump.

No, he won't sign it. It's garbage.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 22, 2020 09:29 PM (sfhL4)

804 Now if only they would cash me out on Social Security with compound interest with a 7 figure check I'll call it settled.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 09:29 PM (buTO7)

805 Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (DG/+d)

--Swallwell is proof that the leftoids have absolutely no sense of shame, nor irony.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 22, 2020 09:30 PM (oZuI0)

806 31
hey man

Canada is in NATO, they should not be playing footsies with the CCP
----
Maybe you should tell Trudeau, 'cause I think he doesn't know.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2020 09:30 PM (W+kMI)

807 Ace, just watched Fat Man with the folks. Thanks for the recommendation! Most excellent flick. Almost a Tarantino vibe to it all -- I expected camp, which it was, but I didn't expect all the vulgarity, which I actually loved because it made the bad guy so much more evil.

A lot of the humor smacked of Tarantino or even the Coen Brothers' Fargo, but it may have just been all the snow. Definitely a far cry from Home Alone, though.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 22, 2020 09:31 PM (OssQ4)

808 Nice.

Antonio Sabato @AntonioSabatoJr

Actor Antonio Sabato Jr. launches pro-America film company to make movies that 'support our country'


good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 22, 2020 09:31 PM (sfhL4)

809
Shouldn't conservatives be more worried that the FED Reserve now owns 45% of the economy up from 10% pre crash of 2008? Or should younger generations and the bottom 90% continue to keep taking in the ass?

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 09:25 PM (cpUyi)

it's really about a decade too late to start worrying about that. Now, it's so far gone that whatever is gonna happen will happen, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it anymore. (even if they wanted to). This crazy train is headed down dead man's hill and accelerating. When we blow, it's gonna be spectacular!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 09:31 PM (V2Yro)

810 Troll is socking me. I guess that means I'm a somebody now.


Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 09:27 PM (l3+k2)

people sock me once in a while. I know they mean nothing by it. Quint is a figure all Hordians adore. Not me, but the character. It bothered me once but then I realized Quint is for everyone. As long as people know it is not me, all is good.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:32 PM (kfMBQ)

811 @788 bat nationalist-Yeah that President Trump is a f'ing menace, isn't he?

Posted by: JROD at December 22, 2020 09:33 PM (0jZnq)

812 Hollywood and all entertainers: tax at 99%

because that's who we are, giving back, for the children, for yo mama gaia

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:33 PM (Mvw9Q)

813 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 22, 2020 09:31 PM (sfhL4)

--Don't know who that actor is, but I'll look him up.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 22, 2020 09:33 PM (oZuI0)

814 Tom Servo

I agree, and yet we are still the best economy of major powers.

We could lose it all, and our skills inside our heads will right the ship, if we are allowed to. That is the rub. Will we be allowed to recover?

Definitely raw evil on the other side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

815 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 22, 2020 09:31 PM (sfhL4)

--Don't know who that actor is, but I'll look him up.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist

Tony Saturday

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:34 PM (arJlL)

816 Quint

You are a star here. Take a bow. But no posh awards ceremony. That is not who we are.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

817 hello friends,
been in an AOS and news blackout for some time.

What've I missed??

Honestly when you stop watching the news and reading news internets and blogs and such, and boycotting shitty movies on tv, you're left with very little.

So it's Ancient Aliens reruns.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 22, 2020 09:35 PM (LbTMu)

818 People who lie are exalted. The truth tellers are Cassandra. I hate that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

819 811 @788 bat nationalist-Yeah that President Trump is a f'ing menace, isn't he?
Posted by: JROD at December 22, 2020 09:33 PM (0jZnq)

War Trump is the best Trump.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 09:36 PM (cpUyi)

820 Tony Saturday
Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:34 PM (arJlL)

--Still at a loss.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 22, 2020 09:37 PM (oZuI0)

821 Quint



You are a star here. Take a bow. But no posh awards ceremony. That is not who we are.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

you are too kind NACLY Dog. I type away and try to be true to myself. But I appreciate the comment.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:38 PM (kfMBQ)

822 Secret Squirrel

An organized, clean abode?

I have walls of books telling great stories. If the power fails I can still read them. Plus all my responsibilities. School was never cancelled here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

823
Just got here today, probably old news, but saw from Bannon that AZ is just two votes away from de-certifying their election results in their legislature, GA is possibly calling a special session to review the results, with hundreds of thousands of illegal votes found, and a WI judge said that over 200,000 IC (indefinitely confirmed) votes were illegal.

That is 3 states turning around because of identifying fake votes. Keep this coming, MAGA rag-tag legal team and Patriots!

COURAGE!

Courage is infectious, it truly is. When people see somebody stepping up against the Big Bad Deep State.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 22, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)

824 Tony Saturday
Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:34 PM (arJlL)

--Still at a loss.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist

Joe Friday opened for him

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:39 PM (arJlL)

825 NaCly Dog at 814
--
I had a conversation with a friend three years ago who's historically been a fiscal hawk about Trump's disinterest in the debt and we concluded he figured we were past the point of no return and he was pushing infrastructure spending and bringing jobs back so that we'd be in the best position post crash of anyone on the planet.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 09:40 PM (kOpft)

826 $2,000,000!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 09:40 PM (asLIL)

827 822 Secret Squirrel

An organized, clean abode?

I have walls of books telling great stories. If the power fails I can still read them. Plus all my responsibilities. School was never cancelled here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

got rid of all my books (except some military manuals) after reading "Goodbye Things." Except my beloved Shogun paperback, which i will probably send off to the thrift store. Besides, I've read it about 25 times.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 22, 2020 09:41 PM (LbTMu)

828 Courage is infectious, it truly is. When people see somebody stepping up against the Big Bad Deep State.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 22, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)

Keep burning up those phone lines people!!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 09:41 PM (nxdel)

829 I guess not. That isn't even considered hard core in my house.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 08:14 PM (Rvt8

For sure--same.

Posted by: April at December 22, 2020 09:41 PM (OX9vb)

830 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

Have you seen the increase in the Fed balance sheet the last few weeks? Way beyond crazy.

Fleeing the dollar will light this whole thing off.

Posted by: clutch at December 22, 2020 09:42 PM (9UmRs)

831 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 09:25 PM (cpUyi)

Feel free to dog out GOP lying on this issue (my whole life) but leave PDT alone when he is winning. Btw, tripling citizen payments and cutting out all the pork (pet PDT) cuts costs 50%+ compared the severely conservative GOP bill! also exposes mcconnel and co as complete frauds.

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:42 PM (Mvw9Q)

832 754 "Bring in that floating fat man, the former governor Christie."
Posted by: exdem13



Baron Christie of House Harkonnen?

Nah, he's too soft.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 22, 2020 09:43 PM (X8McB)

833 @RepSwalwell
Hate to ask...but if a Member of Congress tries to overthrow the 2020 election are they a traitor?


Replying to @RepSwalwell
@mtgreenee

Hate to ask...but if a Member of Congress has sex with a Chinese spy, should they be removed from the Intel Committee?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (DG/+d)


Swalwell trying to act like a smartass on Twitter is a big mistake, like some bratty kid trying to hang with the jocks. Know your place, son.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 09:43 PM (y7DUB)

834 Methos

The term for Trump opponents is Barbarians. They do not want a functioning Western Civilization.

I do. So we are at odds. My whole family is on the other side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

835 Trump couldn't even control the executive branch. How the hell does anyone suppose it was within his power to make the Congress, which has not passed a budget in more than a decade and has been lurching from one omnibus spending bill to another, become fiscally conservative? Even if he vetoed these omnibus bills, the veto would have been overridden.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 09:43 PM (H5knJ)

836 I'm banned on my normal IP? That's nice.

Here's Coroner's (Dominion's) lawsuit against the world. Gateway Pundit is even being sued.


Https://tinyurl.com/yb36kk5n

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 22, 2020 09:43 PM (IbxQb)

837 Coomer autocorrect

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 22, 2020 09:44 PM (IbxQb)

838 I'm banned on my normal IP? That's nice.

Here's Coroner's (Dominion's) lawsuit against the world. Gateway Pundit is even being sued.


Https://tinyurl.com/yb36kk5n
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 22, 2020 09:43 PM (IbxQb)

They don't want discovery. It's a bluff.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

839 people sock me once in a while. I know they mean nothing by it. Quint is a figure all Hordians adore. Not me, but the character. It bothered me once but then I realized Quint is for everyone. As long as people know it is not me, all is good.
Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:32 PM (kfMBQ)

-------

Thing bout a sock's eyes Chief, is they have black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 09:45 PM (kTF2Z)

840
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 09:45 PM (NcTjl)

841 clutch

There are so many points of failure. The Collapse of Complex Societies by Joseph Tainter, written in 1988, is still relevant today.

He identified a mechanism that is present today, and increasing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

842 I miss the days when members of Congress would their earmark or two and openly take ownership.
Now they burn billions to skim millions.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 09:46 PM (/Dgcm)

843 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 22, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)

--The theory is that The Donald is like Daddy waiting for the child to come out with the truth, with all these state factota, or to be more blunt, like the police, waiting for the culprit to dig, dig, dig, deeper into his lie of a story instead of 'fessing up. He's giving 'em until (coincidence?) Epiphany, January 6.

He has his hands on the bogus machines, and all the telltale tape.

If they don't, he's going to lure them into a trap, encircle and annihilate them in a way that would make Hannibal at Cannae proud.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 22, 2020 09:47 PM (oZuI0)

844 In my last comment, I recognize that countermeasures to the recent troll have been implemented.

Gotta stay succinct.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 22, 2020 09:48 PM (oZuI0)

845 {{NaCly}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 09:48 PM (nxdel)

846 DJT does seem to have scored a tactical victory with the back and forth on this bill. Appearing unfocused, barely negotiating and signaling he'll sign just about anything brought out the absolute worst in Congress. Well done. Is it part of a larger campaign? Those Congressmen shrewd enough to realize it might be are undoubtedly making contingency plans, maybe for the first time since Nov 4.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 22, 2020 09:48 PM (evxBY)

847 Brian in New Orleans

The CoBs promise reinstatement for posters in good standing. Write CBD or MisHum.

Been a lot of nics banned lately.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

848 Police decided tonight to eliminate some minor explosives in a nearby vacant field.
The alert came 10 minutes after the explosion.
The explosion rocked my whole house. The whole neighborhood was in the street.

Dumbshits.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 09:48 PM (axyOa)

849 Hey Alton!!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 09:49 PM (nxdel)

850 >>>Quint



You are a star here. Take a bow. But no posh awards ceremony. That is not who we are.<<<
You're at a cardboard membership level. Kudos!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 09:49 PM (WOYcU)

851 Tony Saturday
Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:34 PM (arJlL)
Joe Friday opened for him

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:39 PM (arJlL)


Tuesday Weld was on that bill too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 09:49 PM (2UlTd)

852 My smart hubby sent an email to Cornyn this morning telling him we were ashamed he voted for this mess & We are regretting our support- Not that Cornyn really cares- he won't be running again.

Posted by: Dr. LASue Pres. Elect at December 22, 2020 09:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

853 Jewells45TRUMPWON!

How are you doing, wonderful and talented Jewells?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

854 doggeh says Les Miz is boooring

Braven was funner

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 09:24 PM (nUhF0)

what's Braven? I loved Les Mis. Sure it doesn't stamp your horde card but what musicals were better? The music from the original London Cast was out of this world. I know people have their pet musicals and that is fine. I was never into Phantom for one. Not really a musical guy but Les Miz was different If nothing else, people should appreciate the music.

And that it was based on a minor incident but raised to seem like the French Revolution only makes it seem greater, I remember when the same guys did another show, it sucked big time. And i also recall Miss Saigon. Hey, it was fine for a night, but no one recalls the lyrics ten or twenty years later.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:50 PM (kfMBQ)

855 How are you doing, wonderful and talented Jewells?

I'm doing okay. Christmas Eve with my brothers family canceled ... but I'm hanging in there.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 09:51 PM (nxdel)

856 Forgot! **Dope Slap to own forehead**

{{{Jewells45TRUMPWON!}}}

My fourth COVID-19 Wuhan test was negative, like all the rest. Got the results today. So less pressure to socially distance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

857 We want the Flory Dory!
We want the Flory Dory!
We want the Flory Dory!

Posted by: We want the Flory Dory! at December 22, 2020 09:52 PM (7Sjx5)

858 test

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 22, 2020 09:52 PM (iTXRQ)

859 Tony Saturday
Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:34 PM (arJlL)
Joe Friday opened for him

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:39 PM (arJlL)


Tuesday Weld was on that bill too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

lol !

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 09:52 PM (arJlL)

860 My fourth COVID-19 Wuhan test was negative, like all the rest. Got the results today. So less pressure to socially distance.

Good to hear!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel)

861 I had a conversation with a friend three years ago who's historically been a fiscal hawk about Trump's disinterest in the debt and we concluded he figured we were past the point of no return and he was pushing infrastructure spending and bringing jobs back so that we'd be in the best position post crash of anyone on the planet.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 09:40 PM (kOpft)

Damn Straight!
I had similar thoughts.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 09:53 PM (/Dgcm)

862 You're at a cardboard membership level. Kudos!


Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 09:49 PM (WOYcU)

I will take that as a compliment. It is better than balsam wood right?

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:53 PM (kfMBQ)

863 @830...right, once international finance decides the dollar is too inflated, and the American political system too unstable to rely on, for reserve currency, and switches to the yuan and the stolid predictability of Communist China, the real fun starts.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 22, 2020 09:53 PM (evxBY)

864 Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:50 PM (kfMBQ)

--The Claire Danes/Geoffrey Rush/Liam Nesson non-musical Les Mis was better.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 22, 2020 09:53 PM (oZuI0)

865 Quint

I thought used toilet paper was the entry level. Balsam wood is for the heavy hitters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

866
hey, Jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 09:54 PM (NcTjl)

867 They don't want discovery. It's a bluff.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

Read it. I don't think so.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 22, 2020 09:55 PM (IbxQb)

868 Thing bout a sock's eyes Chief, is they have black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 09:45 PM (kTF2Z)

I need to do more of that as I come off as the opposite of Quint. He would probably have me swimming home. But then again, I like single malt Scotch and he likes apricot brandy. If they had to do the movie over, they would have changed that.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 09:55 PM (kfMBQ)

869
I loved Les Mis. Sure it doesn't stamp your horde card but what musicals were better?

three words

Paint Your Wagon

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 09:56 PM (NcTjl)

870
Tony Saturday
Posted by: JT

Joe Friday opened for him
Posted by: JT

Tuesday Weld was on that bill too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


I missed it

Posted by: Billy Sunday at December 22, 2020 09:56 PM (63Dwl)

871 I thought used toilet paper was the entry level. Balsam wood is for the heavy hitters.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:54 PM (u82oZ)


**buffs nails while gazing at tin foil certificate on wall**

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 09:56 PM (axyOa)

872 They don't want discovery. It's a bluff.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me

Since Dominion is guilty, this means they have shredded everything incriminating, and off-shored the knowledgeable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

873 Diogenes

That's right. Gloat over us that toil in the basement. Only the Barrel is worse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

874 How to eliminate a department. year one: divide total annual cost in two. one half goes to deficit reduction, the other half is issued to citizens on an equal share basis. Reduce payments 20% annually for four years to zero.

Start on the next department asap or the citizen payouts will go down!!! winning.

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 09:57 PM (Mvw9Q)

875 Don't worry, Judge Sullivan has already been assigned to the defamation case.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 22, 2020 09:58 PM (8E8Am)

876 Have a great night, everyone.

We are blessed with a mostly clean thread and you all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:58 PM (u82oZ)

877 So like a cathouse, but with cats.

Poor kittehs. Having to sleep beside weird strangers.

And then, what their pimps do to them... shudder.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 07:03 PM (MLfDH)

Seriously, I don't like it. The animals have to get used to the new space, and every creak and crevice of someone else's home is going to be a threat.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 07:08 PM (C7zIl)

The rooms are part of their space once they have been introduced into it once or twice.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2020 09:59 PM (eoQWY)

878 I loved Les Mis. Sure it doesn't stamp your horde card but what musicals were better?

three words

Paint Your Wagon
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 09:56 PM (NcTjl)
---
Repo! The Genetic Opera

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 22, 2020 09:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

879 Tuesday Weld was on that bill too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan



I missed it

Posted by: Billy Sunday at December 22, 2020 09:56 PM (63Dwl)

Sunday's on the phone to MondayTuesday's on the phone to me. oh yeah

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 09:59 PM (2UlTd)

880 Dominion's suit is a PR exercise designed to beat back a mildly effective talking point among people who watch cable news. It'll drift along for a while...depositions, and status conferences for a couple years until it's very quietly settled, dropped, or becomes null because Dominion ceases to exist for some reason or another.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 22, 2020 10:00 PM (evxBY)

881 That's right. Gloat over us that toil in the basement. Only the Barrel is worse.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:57 PM (u82oZ)



Tin status.
Many seek it.
Few are chosen.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 10:00 PM (axyOa)

882 !ראשון

Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2020 10:01 PM (p2rU6)

883
ONT is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 10:02 PM (NcTjl)

884

Bugger me dead...

And NOOD!!!

Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2020 10:02 PM (p2rU6)

885 Asman, in for LizMac (on fox biz)

A Congressman, saying his headcount?

TWENTY other Congressman will object to electors, on January 6th.

Encouraging!

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 10:03 PM (5Y0lh)

886 Quint



I thought used toilet paper was the entry level. Balsam wood is for the heavy hitters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

I got raw sewage level membership. I'm saving up for broken glass.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 10:03 PM (2UlTd)

887 Dominion's suit is a PR exercise designed to beat back a mildly effective talking point among people who watch cable news. It'll drift along for a while...depositions, and status conferences for a couple years until it's very quietly settled, dropped, or becomes null because Dominion ceases to exist for some reason or another.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 22, 2020 10:00 PM (evxBY)

How we count votes is proprietary and any questioning of the process is slander.

Posted by: Dominion at December 22, 2020 10:04 PM (/Dgcm)

888 Read it. I don't think so.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 22, 2020 09:55 PM (IbxQb)

Its an embarrassing showboating, whining demented retardation - I read it. Anyone reading it is stupider now that before they did.

The whole suit, if you can call it that, revolves around one statement made by some guy in Colorado that no one has heard of that somehow, and the court is being asked to take these idiots word for it, ruined something for them, like somehow...and all the people in the world that are torturing this company are at fault, again, because of this guy, somehow...

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2020 10:04 PM (w2LAm)

889 loved Les Mis. Sure it doesn't stamp your horde card but what musicals were better?



three words



Paint Your Wagon



Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 09:56 PM (NcTjl)

and that is where the fight started officer! No, just kidding. I need to see Paint Your Wagon again, it is well respected. I learned about Les Mis in a theater class many moons ago. I then listened to the music on tape to the point I knew all the songs. I have probably seen in on stage 9 times. I bet the real Quint would have never seen it or even had a clue what it was.

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 10:05 PM (kfMBQ)

890 847 Brian in New Orleans

The CoBs promise reinstatement for posters in good standing. Write CBD or MisHum.

Been a lot of nics banned lately.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)
---

Don't sweat BiNo. McConnell's office will get him a log on.

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 10:05 PM (Mvw9Q)

891 I got raw sewage level membership. I'm saving up for broken glass.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 10:03 PM (2UlTd)

never give up!

Posted by: Quint at December 22, 2020 10:06 PM (kfMBQ)

892 Read it. I don't think so.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 22, 2020 09:55 PM (IbxQb)

You see, this company had to come up with something to sue on, because they were fast becoming a laughingstock with the evasiveness over a product that supposedly everyone wants because its so transparent and you know, honest and all...so transparent and honest apparently that they can't let anyone look into the code it uses...

So they sued all the people asking for that audit on some slim, never going to advance in any court grounds...this will get kicked out as baseless pretty quick.

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2020 10:11 PM (w2LAm)

893 Paint Your Wagon


Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 09:56 PM (NcTjl)
-------------------

Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood singing, loved that movie!

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 22, 2020 10:14 PM (oGBso)

894 Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2020 10:11 PM (


Are you sure you read it? This isn't Dominion's suit, it's the guy the Q crowd said admitted to rigging the machines against Trump. It describes the origin of that and if true this suit is a slam dunk.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 22, 2020 10:15 PM (IbxQb)

895 Maybe if you'd pull 's out of your ear you could listen to what people smarter than you are telling you.

Dominion is fucking itself raw with this suit. No good will come of it.
They should stick with their usual dodge of changing their names and national registry every few years and go on the lam again.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 10:21 PM (DG/+d)

896 huh - Pixy hates C.oo.mer now?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 10:22 PM (DG/+d)

897
Backto GA, the President cannot stop Governors from locking down other than indirectly through not giving them money he has discretion over to fund their stupidity.



The rest of what you said is nonsense squared.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 10:25 PM (946rW)

898 @LLinWood

1h
We are definitely over the target. Retraction demands and preservation of evidence demands flying fast and furious from Tom Clare of @ClareLockeLLP for Dominion. I leaned a few months ago that Tom and his wife,
@libbylocke had been hired by Bill Gates. Connect the dots. I have

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 10:41 PM (DG/+d)

899 Anderson House in Minnesota used to provide a cat on request. The best cats were reserved months in advance. Since we didn't know that, we got "Goblin", who spent the night jumping from window, to dresser, to bed.

Posted by: Calvin Dodge at December 23, 2020 09:51 AM (OVjy0)

900 Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an incredibly long comment but after
I clicked submit my comment didn't appear. Grrrr...
well I'm not writing all that over again. Anyways,
just wanted to say superb blog!

Posted by: Mobile Spy at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (bDlru)

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