Mid-Morning Art Thread

Brendekilde.jpg

Den Vandrende Jøde (Den Evige Jøde)
Hans Andersen Brendekilde

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 He walks like Groucho Marx.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Off to get the others.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 He walks like I feel...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 28, 2020 09:31 AM (TQxBc)

5 Wandering Jew cobbler?

Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2020 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

6 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2020 09:32 AM (0mdky)

7 Biden sneaking out the back with the silverware for Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Ziba at December 28, 2020 09:32 AM (S1hrL)

8 I nooded.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Them's some good lookin' kicks...for the era.

Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2020 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

10 ....after having stolen the candy from babies, the elderly man fled the scene.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Early USPS worker toting ballots to the nearest polls?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 28, 2020 09:33 AM (a4EWo)

12 I don't read Swedish or Danish or whatever, so I'll guess: "The Old Jew"? "The Wandering Jew"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 28, 2020 09:33 AM (rpbg1)

13 He's got some big ass feet.

You know what that means.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

14 Interesting

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2020 09:34 AM (3D/fK)

15 Santa after 2020

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:34 AM (5QBw6)

16 I'm going to guess Danish for "The Wandering (Eternal) Jew"?

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 09:34 AM (8u/ei)

17 Those shoes are a size 14 at least.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:34 AM (nakwk)

18 Dogs always make an ugly painting better.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

19 Those boots were made for walking.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM (5QBw6)

20 The hunchback of Copenhagen?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Looks like a modern door handle which leads to the only possible explanation: time travel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM (NWM+b)

22 17 Those shoes are a size 14 at least.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:34 AM (nakwk)

He would have an enormous schwanstucker.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM (5QBw6)

23 20 The hunchback of Copenhagen?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Little pinch between cheek and gum...man that's relaxin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:36 AM (nakwk)

24 The old man is wearing a dress.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

25 He'd make a mint stomping grapes in Italy.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

26 22 17 Those shoes are a size 14 at least.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:34 AM (nakwk)

He would have an enormous schwanstucker.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM (5QBw6)

You'd think he'd be more popular.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:36 AM (nakwk)

27 That's not some frail, struggling old man. He could pack a wallop with that staff of his.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 09:36 AM (fSmfa)

28 27 That's not some frail, struggling old man. He could pack a wallop with that staff of his.
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 09:36 AM (fSmfa)

Pai Meiberg

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:37 AM (nakwk)

29
He would have an enormous schwanstucker.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM (5QBw6)


There's a reason he wears a dress instead of pants.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

30 Those shoes are a size 14 at least.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020

***

Which doesn't mean he has feet that big. He might just have picked those up someplace, and they're way bigger than his feet. Wanderers can't be choosers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 28, 2020 09:37 AM (rpbg1)

31 The children represent the American voter.
The dogs are the press barking for no reason.
The old man is the Deep State taking whatever they fuck they want.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:38 AM (5QBw6)

32 That's not some frail, struggling old man. He could pack a wallop with that staff of his.
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 09:36 AM (fSmfa)


As those kids will surely soon find out.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

33 Pai Meiberg

You'll have to explain. Qwant.com is drawing a blank on that name.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 09:39 AM (fSmfa)

34 Why is there a window on the corner of the building?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

35 34 Why is there a window on the corner of the building?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

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It's an icon, looks like of Mary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:39 AM (NWM+b)

36
it's from the coffee table book Rejected Led Zeppelin Album Cover Art, Vol. 1

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2020 09:40 AM (DUIap)

37 34 Why is there a window on the corner of the building?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

It looks like a small shrine.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:40 AM (5QBw6)

38 Dogs! Finally!

Posted by: FIIGMO at December 28, 2020 09:40 AM (2S93K)

39 ========

It's an icon, looks like of Mary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:39 AM (NWM+b)


But why on the corner of the building? Seems architecturally nightmarish.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Dude has big feet. You know what that means: that's right, big paintbrush.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2020 09:40 AM (H5knJ)

41 I am too dense to understand the Pai Meiberg reference.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 28, 2020 09:41 AM (a4EWo)

42 Gandalf is looking rough in this painting. Still being followed by hobbits tho.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (1ISKN)

43 Why is he the eternal Jew-always having to wander from place to place because of persecution?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (VP4Cd)

44 it's from the coffee table book Rejected Led Zeppelin Album Cover Art, Vol. 1
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2020 09:40 AM (DUIap)


From their less popular 9th album, Houses of the Wandering Jew.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

45 Pai Mei - fictional Kung Fu master

Berg - commonly found in Jewish surnames

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (nakwk)

46

Nothing like a bit of casual anti-semitism to close out 2020.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (evxBY)

47 I like this painting.

Posted by: Ray Charles at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (sjdRT)

48
Don't Call Me Sasquatch, My Name Is Darryl - a limerick

There once was a wandering Jew
A poet, with good walking shoes
He said, with a bellow,
"My feet are Longfellows
I'd guess about size 22."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 09:43 AM (m45I2)

49 43 Why is he the eternal Jew-always having to wander from place to place because of persecution?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (VP4Cd)

We have it pretty damn good here in the US

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:43 AM (ONvIw)

50 Pai Mei - fictional Kung Fu master

Berg - commonly found in Jewish surnames
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (nakwk)


It's not as funny when someone has to spell it out.

I didn't get it either, so......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

51 I remember a vine/yard plant called "The Wandering Jew".

Forget it's real name.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 09:43 AM (aD5Lz)

52 Thanks, Insom, my new fact for the day!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (a4EWo)

53 " I like this painting.
Posted by: Ray Charles "

Not seeing it

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (3D/fK)

54 Didn't know I could read Dutch - until now!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (h9CJU)

55 49 43 Why is he the eternal Jew-always having to wander from place to place because of persecution?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (VP4Cd)

We have it pretty damn good here in the US
Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:43 AM (ONvIw)

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Have you met a progressive Jew yet? They seem eager to throw all Jews, including themselves, into some ovens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (NWM+b)

56 I remember a vine/yard plant called "The Wandering Jew".

Forget it's real name.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 09:43 AM (aD5Lz)


Common Name(s) Wandering jew plant, inch plant, flowering inch plant
Scientific Name Tradescantia zebrina, Tradescantia fluminensis

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

57 Bozo the clown shoes!

Posted by: stumck at December 28, 2020 09:45 AM (w9Wax)

58 Creepy. I thought his beard was a little kid that he was eating as he ran away. I am obviously not awake

Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 09:45 AM (bVhJi)

59 Have you met a progressive Jew yet? They seem eager to throw all Jews, including themselves, into some ovens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (NWM+b)

Especially the Dutch ones.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:45 AM (nakwk)

60 Re: 48--reads, spits coffee on freshly washed robe. Wife will be pissed. Thanks Muldoon. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at December 28, 2020 09:45 AM (2S93K)

61 I think we all remember the carefree days of our youth spent with dogs chasing down the town's wandering Jews....

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 28, 2020 09:45 AM (6mvRv)

62
Have you met a progressive Jew yet? They seem eager to throw all Jews, including themselves, into some ovens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (NWM+b)


*waves*

Posted by: George Soros at December 28, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

63 Nothing like a bit of casual anti-semitism to close out 2020.


Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (evxBY)


Right!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (xT2tT)

64 59 Have you met a progressive Jew yet? They seem eager to throw all Jews, including themselves, into some ovens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (NWM+b)

Especially the Dutch ones.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:45 AM (nakwk)

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Dutch progressive Jews prefer Dutch ovens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (NWM+b)

65 You really have to embiggen it to get a sense of the brush stroke texture. I like a good texture in my paintings.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (1ISKN)

66 54 Didn't know I could read Dutch - until now!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (h9CJU)

Dutch is like a German trying to make fun of English, but he doesn't know a word of English.

And he has a head cold.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (/EuRN)

67 @59 Insomniac-Dutch Jews or Dutch ovens?

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (S5OQe)

68 We have it pretty damn good here in the US
Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:43 AM (ONvIw)

Well, this painting was from a Danish painter from the 1800's. I'm assuming it's not Denmark because of the Mary icon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (VP4Cd)

69 67 @59 Insomniac-Dutch Jews or Dutch ovens?
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (S5OQe)

Yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (nakwk)

70
Especially the Dutch ones.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:45 AM (nakwk)


And a donut with no holes is a Danish.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

71 Common Name(s) Wandering jew plant, inch plant, flowering inch plant
Scientific Name Tradescantia zebrina, Tradescantia fluminensis
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

Thanks Sponge!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 09:47 AM (aD5Lz)

72 Dutch Jews or Dutch ovens?
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 09:46 AM (S5OQe)


I see ya.......

Posted by: Earnest Borgnine at December 28, 2020 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

73 He's carrying more found ballots for the Dems.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

74 And a donut with no holes is a Danish.


And a dyke with no holes is a Dutch

Posted by: stumck at December 28, 2020 09:47 AM (w9Wax)

75
Thanks Sponge!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 09:47 AM (aD5Lz)


My pleasure.

DDG FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

76 Berg - commonly found in Jewish surnames

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (nakwk)

+ + +

Whoopi Goldberg!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 28, 2020 09:48 AM (h9CJU)

77 Muldoon, I am still laughing, that was a nifty limerick.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 28, 2020 09:48 AM (a4EWo)

78 Have you met a progressive Jew yet? They seem eager to throw all Jews, including themselves, into some ovens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:44 AM (NWM+b)

Being Jewish, I know a lot of them. And it's my take that they believe that their progressivism will do exactly the opposite and make them "safe", as will Soros' open society where every European majority country will be watered down to the point that no one will harm them. I think they have that wrong, but that's how they explain it and tikkun olam, of course, which is at the heart of the current BLM/Antifa progressivism.

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:48 AM (ONvIw)

79 @76
That's funny. She doesn't look Druish.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 09:49 AM (S5OQe)

80 79 @76
That's funny. She doesn't look Druish.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 09:49 AM (S5OQe)

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Just keep her away from Pizza the Hut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (NWM+b)

81 Progressives objective is to try and kill God where he lives. It doesn't matter whether it is the God of the Old Testament or Jesus. They don't discriminate.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (wHKGv)

82 That's funny. She doesn't look Druish.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 09:49 AM (S5OQe)


There goes the Virgin Alarm......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

83 Danes and Dutch are two different things.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (/MiCL)

84 How about them Skins!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (/MiCL)

85 Slender Man doesn't look so scary during the day.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (2DOZq)

86 Berg - commonly found in Jewish surnames
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:42 AM (nakwk)

---------------------

Iceberg, Goldberg, it's all the same to me.

--just the punchline

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (CAJOC)

87 Progressives objective is to try and kill God where he lives. It doesn't matter whether it is the God of the Old Testament or Jesus. They don't discriminate.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (wHKGv)


They destroy God to eliminate their guilt for allowing greed to overwhelm them. If there's no God, there's no sin. When theirs no sin, they win.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

88 From my Euro friends I understand it is much easier for the Dutch to understand German than for the Germans to understand Dutch, though I don't know why.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (6mvRv)

89 83 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (/MiCL)

I always wondered how so many people confuse Swedish and Swiss....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (/EuRN)

90 Danes and Dutch are two different things.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (/MiCL)

Beaker peeps.

Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2020 09:52 AM (AwYPR)

91 Santa ...the rest of the year

Posted by: Qmark at December 28, 2020 09:52 AM (hg6m+)

92 87 Progressives objective is to try and kill God where he lives. It doesn't matter whether it is the God of the Old Testament or Jesus. They don't discriminate.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (wHKGv)

They destroy God to eliminate their guilt for allowing greed to overwhelm them. If there's no God, there's no sin. When theirs no sin, they win.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

More to the point : If there's no God, Dominion over Life and Death is up for grabs.

Posted by: Allie at December 28, 2020 09:52 AM (vmRc0)

93 91 Santa ...the rest of the year
Posted by: Qmark at December 28, 2020 09:52 AM (hg6m+)

Oy to the world.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (/EuRN)

94 89 83 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (/MiCL)

I always wondered how so many people confuse Swedish and Swiss....
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Yeah, I know. Swiss make clocks and Swedes make hot bathing suit models.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (/MiCL)

95
I always wondered how so many people confuse Swedish and Swiss....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (/EuRN)


But you're wearing Lederhosen......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

96 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (/MiCL)

Did you know the Dutch are the tallest people in Europe? Well they are the tallest. The Dutch are taller than any other country. They are the tallest - ------Dutch guy you just met.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (2DOZq)

97 Alt Title

Keep on Truckin!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (5QBw6)

98 This is the Dutch Christmas legend Grampus - comes during the holidays to steal your Werthers candies.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 09:54 AM (CAJOC)

99 Swedes make hot bathing suit models.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (/MiCL)

I love their volleyball team.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:54 AM (5QBw6)

100 My FiL is doing well, all things considered.

However, we've learned that he talks in his sleep......a LOT.

Full conversations.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

101 96 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (/MiCL)

Did you know the Dutch are the tallest people in Europe? Well they are the tallest. The Dutch are taller than any other country. They are the tallest - ------Dutch guy you just met.
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At 6'5" I endorse this message. The Youngbloods and Hinson's had something to do with it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:54 AM (/MiCL)

102 @82 Sponge
We are talking about Whoopi. Pretty sure the Virgin Alarm was smashed against the wall in grade school on that one.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 09:55 AM (S5OQe)

103 Keep on Truckin!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (5QBw6)

Mr. Natural!

Posted by: BignJames at December 28, 2020 09:55 AM (AwYPR)

104 Did you know the Dutch are the tallest people in Europe? Well they are the tallest. The Dutch are taller than any other country. They are the tallest - ------Dutch guy you just met.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (2DOZq)


And the Danes have the biggest penis size, on average.

That's why they think they're the smartest in the world.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

105 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head

I always wondered how so many people confuse Swedish and Swiss....
Posted by: Warai-otoko


*******

An Austrian youth hockey player at the U-20 tournament going on this week said that he hoped that if anybody learned anything after watching his national team play it would be that they recognized Austria was "not the place with the kangaroos".

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 09:55 AM (m45I2)

106 Progressives objective is to try and kill God where he lives. It doesn't matter whether it is the God of the Old Testament or Jesus. They don't discriminate.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (wHKGv)

They destroy God to eliminate their guilt for allowing greed to overwhelm them. If there's no God, there's no sin. When theirs no sin, they win.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz

Destroying God allows them to accept what guides their life. The Ends Justify the Means.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:55 AM (2DOZq)

107 Swedes make hot bathing suit models.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (/MiCL)

And the bathing suits are optional.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (jBoTu)

108 We are talking about Whoopi. Pretty sure the Virgin Alarm was smashed against the wall in grade school on that one.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 09:55 AM (S5OQe)


By her uncle.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

109 Could use some happy little bushes.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (DMUuz)

110 96 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (/MiCL)

Did you know the Dutch are the tallest people in Europe? Well they are the tallest. The Dutch are taller than any other country. They are the tallest - ------Dutch guy you just met.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (2DOZq)


I am always amused by people who preen and strut over something like a physical atttribute that is not an accomplishment, after all, but an accident of birth.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (bCLt0)

111 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head

German speed bumps?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (1ISKN)

112 They destroy God to eliminate their guilt for allowing greed to overwhelm them. If there's no God, there's no sin. When theirs no sin, they win.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Progressive Jews and probably Christians seem to feel that their view of politics is, in fact, Godly. How can socialism/communism and redistribution be "greedy". It's us conservatives with kosher homes who only "keep the letter of the law and do not care for all the world' downtrodden ( by not opening the borders, etc) who are the evil greedy ones!
I can't count the number of times I've heard this.

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (ONvIw)

113 Dutch, Danes, Swedes, Swiss, it can happen. Heck Alec Baldwin's wife can't keep Spain and Boston straight.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (qH6FZ)

114
The Dutch language is the red-haired bastard stepchild of English and German.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (mht8P)

115
It's the Pied Pervert, leading the village's children to Hollywood.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 28, 2020 09:56 AM (t5m5e)

116 104 Did you know the Dutch are the tallest people in Europe? Well they are the tallest. The Dutch are taller than any other country. They are the tallest - ------Dutch guy you just met.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (2DOZq)

And the Danes have the biggest penis size, on average.

That's why they think they're the smartest in the world.
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Florida men have Danish dicks beat by miles. Dane's have Peninsula Envy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:57 AM (/MiCL)

117 393 365 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:21 AM (v2c9/)

Pixy is a real person. If you said that to him in a bar, what would happen?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 09:30 AM (xT2tT)

I am so sorry. I always thought as Pixy as the machinery. In a bar, I would happily buy him a drink.

I'm going to hit the tip jar.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:43 AM (v2c9/)

Done. And I'm very sorry Pixy and CBD.
I appreciate all of you more than you know.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:57 AM (v2c9/)

118 ... knick knack paddywack, this old man came rolling home ...

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 28, 2020 09:57 AM (4I/2K)

119 An Austrian youth hockey player at the U-20 tournament going on this week said that he hoped that if anybody learned anything after watching his national team play it would be that they recognized Austria was "not the place with the kangaroos".
Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 09:55 AM (m45I2)

Of course not. The kangaroo place speaks Australian and he speaks Austrian.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:58 AM (2DOZq)

120 He was Danish, not Dutch, born-I think-it the same city Hans Christian Andersen was born. He has nice landscapes not-including one that to me oddly looks like a hobbit house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:58 AM (VP4Cd)

121 We are talking about Whoopi. Pretty sure the Virgin Alarm was smashed against the wall in grade school on that one.
Posted by: squid_hunt



That pecan pie I had for breakfast just came back up in my mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 09:58 AM (LwB8i)

122 Trump is no longer the leader of the GOP
The rest of the GOP no longer fear him
They refused his demand for $2000

Posted by: Attila at December 28, 2020 09:58 AM (2t7yC)

123 Swedes make hot bathing suit models.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM


Fun fact: The members of the Swedish Bikini Team are Americans, not Swedes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:58 AM (DMUuz)

124 114
The Dutch language is the red-haired bastard stepchild of English and German.
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In 9th C Northern Europe all the tribes could understand one another. By the 11thC they needed translators. Tower of Babel Effect in motion.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:58 AM (/MiCL)

125 It's the guy who stole the lemons and satsumas from Jane d'Oh's tree! Get him!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 28, 2020 09:59 AM (fNoYU)

126 122 Trump is no longer the leader of the GOP
The rest of the GOP no longer fear him
They refused his demand for $2000
Posted by: Attila at December 28, 2020 09:58 AM (2t7yC)

Go figure. They are only desirous of foreign kickbacks

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:59 AM (ONvIw)

127 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head

German speed bumps?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Not even.

More like just suggestions on where to put them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 09:59 AM (LwB8i)

128 Swedes make hot bathing suit models.
Posted by: Puddin Head

And the bathing suits are optional.
Posted by: Fox2!


Could use some happy little bushes.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross

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Gentlemen, I think we've found the answer. Make it so.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 09:59 AM (CAJOC)

129 Done. And I'm very sorry Pixy and CBD.
I appreciate all of you more than you know.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:57 AM (v2c9/)


No problem at all. Lots of people think that Pixy is fair game. And while this blog can be a huge PITA sometimes (try writing for it if you want a real hoot), it also has its endearing quirks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at December 28, 2020 10:00 AM (xT2tT)

130 https://www.wikiart.org/en/hans-andersen-brendekilde

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 10:00 AM (VP4Cd)

131
That's why they think they're the smartest in the world.

________

But most of their country is below sea level. Smart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 10:00 AM (mht8P)

132 "That mofo stole my TV!"

Posted by: TheHoser at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM (IDjUx)

133 Why does Pron Hub think I want to talk to the skanks?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM (/MiCL)

134
Gentlemen, I think we've found the answer. Make it so.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 09:59 AM (CAJOC)


Curling would be much more interesting to watch if the Swedish women's team were naked.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

135 No problem at all. Lots of people think that Pixy is fair game. And while this blog can be a huge PITA sometimes (try writing for it if you want a real hoot), it also has its endearing quirks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



I honestly prefer the free wheeling way the comments section works vs other blogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM (LwB8i)

136 Why does Pron Hub think I want to talk to the skanks?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM (/MiCL)


Speaking of.....I just learned of the AceofSpades1975 channel in xHamster.

Same guy?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

137 @112 CN"Progressive Jews and probably Christians seem to feel that their view of politics is, in fact, Godly."
You have to understand that there is a rational logical basis in scripture for their thinking. Some churches absolutely prioritize the tending to the needy. They also see the government as the absolute arm of God's authority. Both of these are at least loosely based in scripture. Tying that to the mercy of God, who lets it rain on the just and the unjust, they see it as a very real doctrine.
My point is not that they are doing biblically-defined, righteous good, because I think leftism is based in God-hating licentiousness, but that you have to address these very real concerns in people who are sincere if you hope to turn them.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (S5OQe)

138 134
Gentlemen, I think we've found the answer. Make it so.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 09:59 AM (CAJOC)

Curling would be much more interesting to watch if the Swedish women's team were naked.
----------------------------
Pendulous Bewbs Sweeping would be a thing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (/MiCL)

139 "Put not your faith in Pences."

Posted by: JAS, former commenter at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (JVCkA)

140 131
That's why they think they're the smartest in the world.

________

But most of their country is below sea level. Smart.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 10:00 AM (mht8P)

They exist at the sufferance of their dikes.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (bCLt0)

141 Anyone who googles these artists, as I do, will find many of them live to very ripe old ages..
This guy was 85 when he died.
My point here is that longevity hasn't really increased much over the centuries..
The oft-quoted stats of average life span increasing dramatically over the last century include infant deaths that are now preventable.
Back then, if you lived to adulthood, you had a very good chance of living well into your 70's.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (CjFDo)

142 Smartest man in the room:

It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. Theres a lot of I dont know what the term is in Austrian wheeling and dealing and, you know, people are pursuing their interests, and everybody has their own particular issues and their own particular politics.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (5QBw6)

143 I honestly prefer the free wheeling way the comments section works vs other blogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM (LwB8i)

I always have too.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:04 AM (2DOZq)

144 No problem at all. Lots of people think that Pixy is fair game. And while this blog can be a huge PITA sometimes (try writing for it if you want a real hoot), it also has its endearing quirks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at December 28, 2020 10:00 AM (xT2tT)

It does. But honestly, after all these years, I honestly thought Pixy was the machinery.

I've been meaning to donate anyways. This gave me a reason.

I wish you and all of your loved ones a very peaceful and uneventful New Year.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:04 AM (v2c9/)

145 @rickb223
If you're feeling adventurous, look up Ted Danson's roast of Whoopi.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 10:04 AM (S5OQe)

146 I honestly prefer the free wheeling way the comments section works vs other blogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM (LwB8i)

I always have too.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:04 AM (2DOZq)


I will admit, the comments section way back when at LGF was pretty good as well.

Then the bicycle humper fiddled with it way too much.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

147 I honestly prefer the free wheeling way the comments section works vs other blogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM (LwB8i)

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I agree. Most other comments sections I frequent use comment threading which sucks. I like not having to jump around in the comments section to follow a conversation. And the threat of the Barrel just makes things more exciting!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:05 AM (CAJOC)

148 145 @rickb223
If you're feeling adventurous, look up Ted Danson's roast of Whoopi.
---------------------------
I'm thinking Whoopi should contact Ted's toupe' maker.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:05 AM (/MiCL)

149 If you're feeling adventurous, look up Ted Danson's roast of Whoopi.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 10:04 AM (S5OQe)


Blackface is FINE when THEY do it.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

150 I wish you and all of your loved ones a very peaceful and uneventful New Year.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:04 AM (v2c9/)

Thank you!

And the same to you and your family!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 10:06 AM (xT2tT)

151 147
I agree. Most other comments sections I frequent use comment threading which sucks. I like not having to jump around in the comments section to follow a conversation. And the threat of the Barrel just makes things more exciting!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:05 AM (CAJOC)

==========

Well, the barrel seems limited to just open tags these days.

Stupid 600 character limit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:06 AM (NWM+b)

152 Curling would be much more interesting to watch if the Swedish women's team were naked.https://www.theburningplatform.com/
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:02 AM


Certainly for students of Montgomery's tubercles.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (DMUuz)

153 ==========

Well, the barrel seems limited to just open tags these days.

Stupid 600 character limit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:06 AM (NWM+b)


But it DOES save you from the inevitable Ctrl-A Ctrl-V moment.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

154 My point is not that they are doing biblically-defined, righteous good, because I think leftism is based in God-hating licentiousness, but that you have to address these very real concerns in people who are sincere if you hope to turn them.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (S5OQe

They agree and I see their point to a degree. The part I do not accept is that all poverty must be addressed here in the US with open borders and that "poor" automatically means crushed and downtrodden and must be solved by massive redistribution and critical race theory. Poor non-POCs are just lazy while POCs are cruelly used is untrue and unfair.

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (ONvIw)

155 Those shoes are a size 14 at least.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:34 AM (nakwk)



He would have an enormous schwanstucker.



Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 09:35 AM


That goes without saying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (0mdky)

156 Happy New Year, CBD. Keep Hope Alive.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)

157 93 91 Santa ...the rest of the year
Posted by: Qmark at December 28, 2020 09:52 AM (hg6m+)

Oy to the world.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 09:53 AM (/EuRN)

; )

Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (Li1iO)

158 Damn. Went to bed last night with severe chills. Took Zinc and Vit C and bundled up with an extra blanket. Woke up at 2 am roasting to death - turned on the celing fan, rid of the blankets and took more Zinc and C. Now I'm feeling congested. No sore throat or coughing but I'm really tired. And I have no sense of taste, which might be due to the congestion. Made the mistake of telling my sis and she's freaking - will take me to get tested later today.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (HabA/)

159 156 Happy New Year, CBD. Keep Hope Alive.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)

Don't Stop Believin'

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (nakwk)

160 I saw Endearing Quirks open for The Kinks at the Oddfellows Lodge in Schenectady back in '88.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (m45I2)

161 Now I'm feeling congested. No sore throat or coughing but I'm really tired. And I have no sense of taste, which might be due to the congestion. Made the mistake of telling my sis and she's freaking - will take me to get tested later today.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (HabA/)


Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

162 My point is not that they are doing biblically-defined, righteous good,
because I think leftism is based in God-hating licentiousness, but that
you have to address these very real concerns in people who are sincere
if you hope to turn them.


Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM (S5OQe)

There may be a textual basis for the various redistributionist and anti-freedom policies, but theirs is an incomplete reading of biblical philosophy, both Old and New Testaments.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (xT2tT)

163 I thought for years that Pixy was simply the Ghost in the Machine.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (bCLt0)

164 They exist at the sufferance of their dikes.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:03 AM


Coming soon to a country near you.

Posted by: Brattleboro Wymyn's and Feline Community at December 28, 2020 10:10 AM (DMUuz)

165 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (HabA/)

Oy. Good luck and get well soon!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:10 AM (nakwk)

166 Don't Stop Believin'
Posted by: Insomniac


*******

Don't Cry For Me Argentina

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 10:10 AM (m45I2)

167
Speaking of.....I just learned of the AceofSpades1975 channel in xHamster.

Same guy?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at
December 28, 2020 10:03 AM


does he have a mustache?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2020 10:10 AM (DUIap)

168 Well, the barrel seems limited to just open tags these days.

Stupid 600 character limit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:06 AM (NWM+b)

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Might still be copy/paste from Word embarrelings. Depends on what the character count sees with those, I guess.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:11 AM (CAJOC)

169 @Charlie Brown's
"theirs is an incomplete reading of biblical philosophy"
Of course. The smaller the lie, the better.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 10:11 AM (S5OQe)

170 I thought for years that Pixy was simply the Ghost in the Machine.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (bCLt0)


A great album.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Keep Hope Alive.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)

I knew a "Hope" in high school. She has a really nice backside.


I hope she lives....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 10:11 AM (xT2tT)

172 Rest, liquids, and Chicken Soup, Donna. Old ways are good ways.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:12 AM (bCLt0)

173 Stupid 600 character limit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:06 AM (NWM+b)

I'm going to miss the self embarrelling moments.

About a month ago, dude was the last one. What was his or her name? Horde history needs to be kept.

And I miss Empire of Jeff and hope he's well.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:12 AM (v2c9/)

174 Damn. Went to bed last night with severe chills. Took Zinc and Vit C and bundled up with an extra blanket. Woke up at 2 am roasting to death - turned on the celing fan, rid of the blankets and took more Zinc and C. Now I'm feeling congested. No sore throat or coughing but I'm really tired. And I have no sense of taste, which might be due to the congestion. Made the mistake of telling my sis and she's freaking - will take me to get tested later today.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (HabA/)

Sounds like the crud I had, leastwise the chills part. Very little congestion, no cough. But it ended in a week.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:12 AM (mzC78)

175
does he have a mustache?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2020 10:10 AM (DUIap)


Not sure, but the furburgers in the channel do.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

176 The Left just renamed stealing to redistribution.

Again the ends justify the means.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:12 AM (2DOZq)

177 Certainly for students of Montgomery's tubercles.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (DMUuz)

Braille SUCK ME

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 10:12 AM (5QBw6)

178 153 ==========

But it DOES save you from the inevitable Ctrl-A Ctrl-V moment.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

The danger is gone. It's boring. Le sigh...

We can't have nice things because assholes decided to just shit all over the place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:13 AM (NWM+b)

179 176 The Left just renamed stealing to redistribution.

Again the ends justify the means.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:12 AM (2DOZq)

They've believed this for a while now.

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 10:14 AM (ONvIw)

180 I had a comment flagged as potential spam earlier,

but

I might know what cause it.

If this comment gets through, then I was wrong.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:14 AM (CAJOC)

181 Jorma Kaukonen is 80 and has cut his hair. Jack Cassidy is 76 and has cut his hair, too. Fucking Sellouts.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:14 AM (/MiCL)

182 "Now I'm feeling congested. No sore throat or coughing but I'm really tired. And I have no sense of taste, which might be due to the congestion. "

It's not a tumah!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2020 10:14 AM (3D/fK)

183 Well, guess I was wrong.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:14 AM (CAJOC)

184 Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 10:07 AM (ONvIw)

654 characters in that one, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 10:14 AM (sTOQ8)

185 Tubal's Great Rona Adventure in September involved Mucho fatigue and loss of sense of smell and taste. The cure involved, well, nothing, except giving in to my lazy streak for a few days.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:15 AM (bCLt0)

186 "Give your things to help people" =/= "use the force of government to take things from other people to help politically favorable groups"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:15 AM (NWM+b)

187 We can't have nice things because assholes decided to just shit all over the place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:13 AM (NWM+b)


It's what they do.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

188 And I have no sense of taste, which might be due to the congestion.

That's from lack of exposure to a broad array of aesthetics as a younger person.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (nakwk)

189 Insomniac

I thought your joke was funny.... but I have seen Kill Bill several times...

Posted by: UDM at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (t6YYm)

190 Well, maybe now my coffee is ready. Coffee maker is running slow. I guess it's time for an acid flush.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (mzC78)

191 That's from lack of exposure to a broad array of aesthetics as a younger person.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (nakwk)

clap clap clap!

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (ONvIw)

192 181 Jorma Kaukonen is 80 and has cut his hair. Jack Cassidy is 76 and has cut his hair, too. Fucking Sellouts.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:14 AM (/MiCL)

Kaukonen is a remarkable guitarist. I wish his talent had been showcased evn more than it was.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (bCLt0)

193 187 We can't have nice things because assholes decided to just shit all over the place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:13 AM (NWM+b)

It's what they do.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

The only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick...with some balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (nakwk)

194 187 We can't have nice things because assholes decided to just shit all over the place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:13 AM (NWM+b)

It's what they do.
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If only there was some way to rub their nose in it things would get better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:17 AM (/MiCL)

195 Danes and Dutch are two different things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 09:50 AM (/MiCL)

I always wondered how so many people confuse Swedish and Swiss....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (/EuRN)

It's so obvious. One makes fish, the other hot cocoa

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 28, 2020 10:17 AM (xj85G)

196 Might still be copy/paste from Word embarrelings. Depends on what the character count sees with those, I guess.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:11 AM (CAJOC)

I'm sorry. I'm drinking this morning since I'm giving up booze in the New Year.

Anyways

embarrelings

because I just used embarrelling

Is there a verdict on this?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:17 AM (v2c9/)

197 My Rona Adventure was similar. Lots of fatigue, no smell or taste and I lost 10 pounds. I am enjoying putting it back on.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at December 28, 2020 10:17 AM (EbJ6H)

198 The Left just renamed stealing to redistribution.

That's right: Stealing, the new honest.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 28, 2020 10:18 AM (fNoYU)

199 @186 TheJamesMadison"your things to help people" =/= "use the force of government"
There are two groups of people involved in the theft. 1. The crass government playing the rubes for political gain and 2. The useful idiots who cover their own greed and vanity with well-meaning self righteous acts.
I'm talking about the second group. If you hope to stop it, you have to convince them.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 28, 2020 10:18 AM (S5OQe)

200 198 The Left just renamed stealing to redistribution.

That's right: Stealing, the new honest.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 28, 2020 10:18 AM (fNoYU)

It's OK to tell a lie if telling the truth won't get you what you want.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 10:18 AM (/EuRN)

201
The only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick...with some balls.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (nakwk)


Is she hot?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

202 We can't have nice things because assholes decided to just shit all over the place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:13 AM (NWM+b)

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I've often wondered how advanced society would be now if not for those assholes .

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:18 AM (CAJOC)

203
I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track
And as I go, I love to sing
My knapsack on my back

Val-deri, val-dera
Val-deri, val-dera,
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha
Val-dera
My knapsack on my back

Posted by: Theme Song From Rogers and Hammerstein's Only Failed Musical - "The Happy Wandering Jew" at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (dWwl8)

204 Involuntary charity is not charitable.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (m45I2)

205 186 "Give your things to help people" =/= "use the force of government to take things from other people to help politically favorable groups"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:15 AM (NWM+b)

Exactly, and among the SJWs I know, charitable giving is not a big effort. They will do it when they are able to force everyone else to do it via confiscatory taxes. You may ask, CN, how do you know this? My husband is a retired business prof and we get many begs around tax time.

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (ONvIw)

206 Best version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPkouJmjVs

Posted by: Theme Song From Rogers and Hammerstein's Only Failed Musical - at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (dWwl8)

207 Holland is below sea level. The Dutch are tall because the short ones drowned.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (CNJ+s)

208 Involuntary charity is not charitable.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (m45I2)


Nor a tax write-off.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

209 I'm giving up booze in the New Year.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:17 AM (v2c9/)

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD do something.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 10:20 AM (xT2tT)

210 Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

The stupid thing is that if I had got up feeling like this pre-covid back when I still had a job I would definitely have gone into work. Call in sick because I felt tired and had a bit of congestion? What wuss does that? I would have congratulated myself on taking the zinc and C to stave off a much worse cold.But now it's The Most Serious Thing in the World.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 28, 2020 10:20 AM (HabA/)

211 My New Year's resolution is to give myself over to near-unbridled hedonism. I have a lot of catching up to do.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:20 AM (nakwk)

212 204 Involuntary charity is not charitable.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (m45I2)

Since when do SJWs care about this? Taxation is NOT theft to them, even as they utilize every loophole and advantage.

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 10:21 AM (ONvIw)

213 I thought for years that Pixy was simply the Ghost in the Machine.
Posted by: tubal


Pixy is just another brick in the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:21 AM (LwB8i)

214 I'm giving up booze in the New Year.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:17 AM (v2c9/)


Oh, my, GOD!!!!

Posted by: Johnathan Q. Higgins at December 28, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

215 But now it's The Most Serious Thing in the World.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 28, 2020 10:20 AM (HabA/)

Go thee hence and superspread.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:21 AM (nakwk)

216 212 204 Involuntary charity is not charitable.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (m45I2)

Since when do SJWs care about this? Taxation is NOT theft to them, even as they utilize every loophole and advantage.
Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 10:21 AM (ONvIw)

For them, all the money you keep after taxation is the theft.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 10:21 AM (/EuRN)

217 Kaukonen is a remarkable guitarist. I wish his talent had been showcased evn more than it was.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (bCLt0)

Get some Hot Tuna albums.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:21 AM (mzC78)

218 I voluntarily give a Lot of money to my church, for their support, and for the charitable works they do. I am certain the Fascist Left would discount this giving.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (bCLt0)

219 If you're feeling adventurous, look up Ted Danson's roast of Whoopi.
______________

Never have understood that relationship. What did he find attractive in her? Her good looks? Sparkling wit? Vast intelligence? It's just odd.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (k4dH2)

220 Holland is below sea level. The Dutch are tall because the short ones drowned.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


Tough crowd.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (LwB8i)

221 The old man's feet are ginormous.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (lgiXo)

222 Involuntary charity is not charitable.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2020 10:19 AM (m45I2)

America is already the most charitable country on earth. I wonder how much more we would happily give if it were not for the onerous taxes that so many of us pay?





Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (xT2tT)

223 I'm giving up booze in the New Year.

Intermittent Drinking would be more Paleo.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (sTOQ8)

224 217 Kaukonen is a remarkable guitarist. I wish his talent had been showcased evn more than it was.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:16 AM (bCLt0)

Get some Hot Tuna albums.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Already have them. Hot Tuna's problem is they never had a hit. They did have a following, though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:23 AM (/MiCL)

225 218 I voluntarily give a Lot of money to my church, for their support, and for the charitable works they do. I am certain the Fascist Left would discount this giving.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (bCLt0)

That's not "giving". That's "supporting a racist, patriarchal, imperialist paradigm".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 10:23 AM (/EuRN)

226 I finally saw Ghost in the Shell. I thought it was really well done, and the plot changes were warranted.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2020 10:23 AM (CNJ+s)

227 211 My New Year's resolution is to give myself over to near-unbridled hedonism. I have a lot of catching up to do.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:20 AM (nakwk)

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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful."

--Oscar Wilde

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:23 AM (CAJOC)

228 226 I finally saw Ghost in the Shell. I thought it was really well done, and the plot changes were warranted.
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You must see Ghost Ship then.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:24 AM (/MiCL)

229 But now it's The Most Serious Thing in the World.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 28, 2020 10:20 AM (HabA/)


You are the spread Fauci has been looking for.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

230 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm just confused this morning
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:24 AM (axyOa)

231 I'm giving up Christmas cookies as soon as all the ones lying around here are gone.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:24 AM (/669Q)

232 *taps mic*
*tugs at collar nervously*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2020 10:25 AM (CNJ+s)

233 Oscar Wilde
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:23 AM (CAJOC)

My former nic - Can't resist temptation

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:25 AM (2DOZq)

234 Ghost Ship, is like death and taxes, at AoS.!

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)

235 Santa, the lean years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2020 10:25 AM (zDOov)

236
Never have understood that relationship. What did he find attractive in her? Her good looks? Sparkling wit? Vast intelligence? It's just odd.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (k4dH2)


BBC.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

237 Pixy is a real person. If you said that to him in a bar, what would happen?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 09:30 AM (xT2tT)

Pixy should do a guest post regarding how best to post on Pixy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 28, 2020 10:26 AM (6xA3t)

238 this link says he was a distant relative of Hans Christian, grew up in same village. Link has many other paintings of his, most of which I like much better than the one above. Rich colors, expressive faces.

https://tinyurl.com/yb2yrpj3

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 10:26 AM (Cus5s)

239 I'm giving up Christmas cookies as soon as all the ones lying around here are gone.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:24 AM (/669Q)

This is admirable; you are simply keeping the house neat and clean.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 10:26 AM (xT2tT)

240 this is artsy-craftsy, maybe Food Thread appropriate. This guy created a GAZ house over the holidays. GAZ = Gingerbread Autonomous Zonehttps://tinyurl.com/y9jam4uq

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:26 AM (DJFLF)

241 https://tinyurl.com/y9jam4uq

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:26 AM (DJFLF)

242 pixy doesn't like FF it seems. maybe if I switch to Chrome?

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (DJFLF)

243 This is admirable; you are simply keeping the house neat and clean.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 10:26 AM (xT2tT)
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Yes! Right! I'm Hoovering them up as fast as I can.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (/669Q)

244 218 I voluntarily give a Lot of money to my church, for their support, and for the charitable works they do. I am certain the Fascist Left would discount this giving.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:22 AM (bCLt0)

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I seem to recall that the lists of the "most generous nations" that come out every so often, where the US is middle of the pack, are based on government spending. So high-tax countries always do well. If you go by private donations, the US is at the top.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (CAJOC)

245 America is already the most charitable country on earth. I wonder how much more we would happily give if it were not for the onerous taxes that so many of us pay?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

See CBD, THAT'S the issue. The left knows we'd give much of that to programs/institutions that they hate if the theft was reduced.

The Church, Pro-life groups, soup kitchens, etc.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (Rvt88)

246 From my Euro friends I understand it is much easier for the Dutch to understand German than for the Germans to understand Dutch, though I don't know why.
Posted by: Blacksheep at December 28, 2020 09:51 AM (6mvRv)

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German is the parent language. It's like how people speaking gullah or creole pidgins can understand standard English easily, but not vice versa.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (Bvn1K)

247 Greetings faaptors und faaptreets.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (HaL55)

248
Hot Tuna's big problem was that they were very good musicians with no song writing talent.

So, they played old blues songs that you can hear from a gajillion other guys in much the same style.

No moat around their product so to speak.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (dWwl8)

249 Hiya Bluebell !

Happy New Year !

Posted by: JT at December 28, 2020 10:28 AM (arJlL)

250 Yes! Right! I'm Hoovering them up as fast as I can.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (/66

Are you a Limey ?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:28 AM (2DOZq)

251 Has anyone heard from Tami? I've emailed her and I'm worried.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 10:28 AM (ptqGC)

252 I have this crazy, trollish fever-dream for January 6th, where Mike Pence is about to certify the results, and someone pulls the fire alarm. Everyone evacuates, and when they come back, Pence says he counted a few late arriving, uncertifiable ballots he received. Following SCOTUS precedent, he had to accept them, and they were co-mingled with the other votes.

The electoral college vote is announced as 325-300 for Trump, which is more than the total number of registered electors, but blue cities regularly have more votes than registered voters, so it's not an issue. Pence then drops all documents into a shredder in front of everyone, and says he doesn't think he's violating a law by doing so, so no reasonable prosecutor would charge him.

Posted by: Deluded Republican at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (5Wi8P)

253 The stupid thing is that if I had got up feeling like this pre-covid back when I still had a job I would definitely have gone into work. Call in sick because I felt tired and had a bit of congestion? What wuss does that? I would have congratulated myself on taking the zinc and C to stave off a much worse cold.But now it's The Most Serious Thing in the World.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 28, 2020 10:20 AM (HabA/)

It's a malingerer's paradise. They can call in sick at any time and their employers are forced to take them seriously or else.

Posted by: champed at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (9Aon7)

254 Never have understood that relationship. What did he find attractive in her? Her good looks? Sparkling wit? Vast intelligence? It's just odd.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


BBC.
Posted by: Sponge


Big Black Cootch?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (LwB8i)

255 There is a 91 year old man at our church, with COPD ( mild) and diabetes, who got the Rona three weeks ago. Saw him yesterday, back in his seat at church. He said he had the cough and was too tired to drive for a week or so. Of course, this is anecdotal, so whatever, I guess.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (bCLt0)

256 German is the parent language. It's like how people speaking gullah or creole pidgins can understand standard English easily, but not vice versa.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (Bvn1K)

Portuguese and Spanish is similar in that respect.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (2DOZq)

257 So, they played old blues songs that you can hear from a gajillion other guys in much the same style.

No moat around their product so to speak.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (dWwl8


In the words of Berserker, "All bag and no pipes."

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

258 People giving money to charity avoids the government grifter in the middle, who can redistribute the money to his croneys for votes / graft. In this time of need, will no-one think of the politicians when they selfishly direct their charitable giving outside the graft system?

Posted by: Revenant at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (//ATM)

259 228 226 I finally saw Ghost in the Shell. I thought it was really well done, and the plot changes were warranted.
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You must see Ghost Ship then.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:24 AM (/MiCL)

==========

And then follow it up with A Ghost Story for the Ghost Trilogy we all deserve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (NWM+b)

260
Big Black Cootch?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (LwB8i)


LMAO.

I'm betting Whoopi swings the opposite.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

261 Hot Tuna's big problem was that they were very good musicians with no song writing talent.

So, they played old blues songs that you can hear from a gajillion other guys in much the same style.

No moat around their product so to speak.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (dWwl

I don't think they cared about that. Hot Tuna was simply a project that allowed them to indulge in their love of the blues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (mzC78)

262 What is the painting supposed to portray?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (30X8I)

263 Jesus said "Render unto Caesar..." therefore Jesus was socialist!


-Every communist pastor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (2CZtP)

264 Are you a Limey ?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:28 AM (2DOZq)

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No. At the moment I'm a chocolate orange butter cookie.

Just doing my part to maintain an uncluttered home.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (/669Q)

265 And then follow it up with A Ghost Story for the Ghost Trilogy we all deserve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (NWM+b)

It's the Ghost Trilogy we all deserve, but not the one we need right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (nakwk)

266 It's Catweazle making another cameo appearance.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 28, 2020 10:31 AM (vuisn)

267 265 And then follow it up with A Ghost Story for the Ghost Trilogy we all deserve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (NWM+b)

It's the Ghost Trilogy we all deserve, but not the one we need right now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (nakwk)

=========

True.

That one involves Kwaidan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:31 AM (NWM+b)

268 Our fruit thieves managed to drop a few Meyer lemons and a couple of satsuma tangerines on the ground. So there's that.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 10:31 AM (ptqGC)

269
It's the Ghost Trilogy we all deserve, but not the one we need right now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (nakwk)


Because we haven't reached the masochism portion of the timeline yet.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

270 209 I'm giving up booze in the New Year.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:17 AM (v2c9/)

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD do something.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2020 10:20 AM (xT2tT)

I want to be at my best for whatever comes.

Christmas party. I talked with my SIL who is a dental hygienist. We're pretty much on the same wavelength.
She said that about 50 percent of the people she talks to are incredibly fed up with the bullshit. And this is Canada. So I was impressed.

The dentist she works for is a Horde member but doesn't know it. Very pissed off. In Canada. There's just a feel in the air that the great reset isn't what the elite expect.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (v2c9/)

271 Pixy should do a guest post regarding how best to post on Pixy.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Nah. Isn't not knowing part of the fun?

Just like the AoS style guide, subscription levels and associated privileges thereto.

It's sort of like dating a hot ginger; Exciting, scary and dangerous as shit.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (Rvt88)

272 261 Hot Tuna's big problem was that they were very good musicians with no song writing talent.

So, they played old blues songs that you can hear from a gajillion other guys in much the same style.

No moat around their product so to speak.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (dWwl

I don't think they cared about that. Hot Tuna was simply a project that allowed them to indulge in their love of the blues.
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You forget the basic business model of psychodeliec bands was to offer a venue for consuming drugs while guys on guitars bang away for hours on end. Too bad that ended.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (/MiCL)

273 I finally saw Ghost in the Shell. I thought it was really well done, and the plot changes were warranted.

You must see Ghost Ship then.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:24 AM (/MiCL)

And then follow it up with A Ghost Story for the Ghost Trilogy we all deserve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:29 AM (NWM+b)


And then "Ghost" for the quadrilogy we doin't.

It'll be like "Alien 4" only with the Righteous Bros. singing.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (dWwl8)

274 262 What is the painting supposed to portray?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (30X8I)

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The difficulties faced by the trans community in the era of Trump, obviously.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (CAJOC)

275 .
Remember folks, it is racist to call their new lockdown virus the 'UK Virus'.
Hell, it's even racist to mention where it was 'discovered'.

Posted by: Mongo at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (PxT1v)

276 I was thinking about school choice.

Would not a better idea to be to end Compulsory School attendance?

We see from the remote learning and Zoom teaching that school is not about education. It just really a jobs program and a way for one set of people to attach themselves to the pocketbooks of others.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (5QBw6)

277 What is the painting supposed to portray?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (30X8I)

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Father time fleeing before the New Year shows up and says, "Hold my beer!"

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 28, 2020 10:33 AM (WEBkv)

278 Speaking of charity I just saw a St Jude commercial that was virtue signaling that they weren't racist. St Jude is one of my four main charities. Why do people ruin everything.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:33 AM (2DOZq)

279
The stupid thing is that if I had got up feeling like this pre-covid back when I still had a job I would definitely have gone into work. Call in sick because I felt tired and had a bit of congestion? What wuss does that? I would have congratulated myself on taking the zinc and C to stave off a much worse cold.But now it's The Most Serious Thing in the World.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V
..

Donna - take Pepcid if you can find it in stock at the pharmacy..

It seems to help squelch the COVID virus..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 28, 2020 10:34 AM (CjFDo)

280 You forget the basic business model of psychodeliec bands was to offer a venue for consuming drugs while guys on guitars bang away for hours on end. Too bad that ended.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM (/MiCL)
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*Scribbles notes furiously*

Hmmmm

Posted by: Emerson Lake Palmer at December 28, 2020 10:34 AM (WEBkv)

281 Going backwards through Christopher Nolan's filmography is weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:35 AM (NWM+b)

282 Father time fleeing before the New Year shows up and says, "Hold my beer!"
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 28, 2020 10:33 AM (WEBkv)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:36 AM (30X8I)

283 Going backwards through Christopher Nolan's filmography is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:35 AM (NWM+b)


My brother and I did that once, but with the Death Wish series instead.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

284 Pixy should do a guest post regarding how best to post on Pixy.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


I think pixy stopped developing in 2007.

Mu.nu

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (2CZtP)

285 Statue of Liberty gingerbread house, with bonus Trump train in background:
https://tinyurl.com/yc4ysjcc

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (DJFLF)

286 Listening to Sirius channel 14 a few days ago while driving. After 90 minutes ( gave it a fair shake) I heard exactly ( 1 ) song I liked. The girl and the boy singers sounded the same, sspecifically like whiny sixteen year old girls.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (bCLt0)

287 https://tinyurl.com/yc4ysjcc

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (DJFLF)

288 283 Going backwards through Christopher Nolan's filmography is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:35 AM (NWM+b)


My brother and I did that once, but with the Death Wish series instead.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

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I watched Memento backwards, once. Most boring movie ever.

(shamelessly stolen from somewhere...)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (CAJOC)

289 283 Going backwards through Christopher Nolan's filmography is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:35 AM (NWM+b)

My brother and I did that once, but with the Death Wish series instead.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

I did it with the Airport series because the discs came out of order from Netflix so I leaned into it.

It was interesting to watch a series get progressively better from really stupid to perfectly competent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (NWM+b)

290 Going backwards through Christopher Nolan's filmography is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 28, 2020 10:35 AM (NWM+b)


"Noitpecni" worked better that way.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2020 10:39 AM (dWwl8)

291 Investors believe the stock market could see headwinds under a Biden
presidency. CNBC polled more than 100 chief investor officers and
portfolio managers about where they stood on stocks under a new
administration.

Two-thirds said the first four years of Biden presidency will be worse for stocks than Trump's term.



And
I'll bet they still voted for Gropin' Joe because the economy/markets
nothing matter as much as getting rid of OrangeManBad.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2020 10:39 AM (UnQ9z)

292 German is the parent language. It's like how people speaking gullah or creole pidgins can understand standard English easily, but not vice versa.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (Bvn1K)

It is better in the original aramaic.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2020 10:39 AM (m7wvw)

293 Bluebell

I'll be giving up cookies too, as soon as the coffee is ready and these last five sugar cookies move to my plate.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:40 AM (axyOa)

294 I think pixy stopped developing in 2007.

Mu.nu
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (2CZtP)

Can you imagine how big his tits would be, if he hadn't?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:40 AM (mzC78)

295 I'm in the Balkans again, and current events back home remind me of two bits of Yugoslavian history.

1- Part of Yugoslavia's breakup was due to huge mobs of Serbs demonstrating outside the capital. It was theoretically a nation of many republics, but Serbia was making a power play to solidify control of the nation, and used mobs of angry Serbs to threaten the other Republics' representatives (the capital was in Serbia). It (mostly) worked. I wonder how the US legislature will react if millions of angry Trump supports are in Washington DC on the 6th, and what extremes the government will go to to prevent it?

2- Sarajevo was a modern, international city in 1984 (when the winter Olympics were held there). 8 years later, it's under a multi-year siege during a bloody national breakup. I walked through the streets a few days ago, and there are damaged chunks of sidewalk painted red throughout the city. These mark where shells landed and killed civilians. Bad times.

Posted by: Grimmy at December 28, 2020 10:40 AM (5Wi8P)

296 Memento WAS an awful movie. When you just hope and pray the protagonist dies

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:40 AM (bCLt0)

297 Listening to Sirius channel 14 a few days ago while driving. After 90 minutes ( gave it a fair shake) I heard exactly ( 1 ) song I liked. The girl and the boy singers sounded the same, sspecifically like whiny sixteen year old girls.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (bCLt0)

I don't even bother trying to listen to current pop music anymore. Used to be some trash, then mostly trash. Now it's all trash.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:40 AM (30X8I)

298
More like "The Skiing Jew", based on the size of those feet!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 10:41 AM (/52yu)

299 I'll be giving up cookies too, as soon as the coffee is ready and these last five sugar cookies move to my plate.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:40 AM (axyOa)
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Oh good. It's always nice to have a diet buddy.

Do you have spare cookies in the garage? Because I do, just in case.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:41 AM (/669Q)

300 God bless this woman. "Enough with the Covid insanity."

https://tinyurl.com/yd6tfcwd

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 28, 2020 10:41 AM (H8QX8)

301 268 Our fruit thieves managed to drop a few Meyer lemons and a couple of satsuma tangerines on the ground. So there's that.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 10:31 AM (ptqGC)

I honestly believe that in a few years, you will be happy, alive and healthy and comfortable leaving your doors unlocked.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:42 AM (v2c9/)

302 291 Investors believe the stock market could see headwinds under a Biden
presidency. CNBC polled more than 100 chief investor officers and
portfolio managers about where they stood on stocks under a new
administration.

Two-thirds said the first four years of Biden presidency will be worse for stocks than Trump's term.
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Manhattan and Frisco make their money on pumps and dumps. Its not like they make anything in these places.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:42 AM (/MiCL)

303 I don't even bother trying to listen to current pop music anymore. Used to be some trash, then mostly trash. Now it's all trash.
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This.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:43 AM (/MiCL)

304 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at December 28, 2020 10:42 AM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 28, 2020 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

305 Aha! MUNG got nuked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:43 AM (mzC78)

306 Hot Tuna's big problem was that they were very good musicians with no song writing talent.

So, they played old blues songs that you can hear from a gajillion other guys in much the same style.

No moat around their product so to speak.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (dWwl


I pretty much hated the Jefferson Airplane because I thought Grace Slick was the type of mouthy skirt deserving a regular tire iron application. Plus Casady was really weird looking but a very good bassist.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (y7DUB)

307 From my Euro friends I understand it is much easier for the Dutch to understand German than for the Germans to understand Dutch, though I don't know why.

German is a huge neighbor, and they've wandered thru the area a few times on 'business', too. The Dutch are exposed to German, but very few Germans are exposed to Dutch.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (8u/ei)

308 I hope some New Year's resolutions across the country involve removing the Mask of Subjugation in 2021. This act alone would be Civil Disobedience for Civil Rights.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (bCLt0)

309 Do you have spare cookies in the garage? Because I do, just in case.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:41 AM (/669Q)


Sshhhh!!!!
Quiet!
I keep my cache of Thin Mints in the freezer out there.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (axyOa)

310 278 Speaking of charity I just saw a St Jude commercial that was virtue signaling that they weren't racist. St Jude is one of my four main charities. Why do people ruin everything.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:33 AM (2DOZq)


Wokeness is a curse on humanity.

I wouldn't want to support St. Jude if they were racist. I also don't want to support virtue-signalers.

My natural inclination is to assume someone is not a racist unless they prove otherwise. So Ifu they feel they need to convince me they're not, I start to doubt them.

On the other hand, since the Critical Race theorists insist that we are all racists, then that becomes a reason to reassure others that we aren't racists.

Again, wokeness is a curse that prevents us from having normal, healthy social interactions.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (ofYez)

311
Oh good. It's always nice to have a diet buddy.

Do you have spare cookies in the garage? Because I do, just in case.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:41 AM (/669Q)



You are the diet buddy I want. I have frozen cookie dough for days.

Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (+X9Vs)

312 Diogenes, I noticed on XMas eve that all the Danish Cookies were BOGO. I plan on checking out their prices today to stockpile some butter cookie goodness for the Dark Years to come.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (/MiCL)

313 302
Manhattan and Frisco make their money on pumps and dumps. Its not like they make anything in these places.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:42 AM

You have any hot tips on those Frisco "pump and dump" locations? $20, same as out of town, right?

Posted by: Barack "No-Homo" Obama at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (5Wi8P)

314 Aha! MUNG got nuked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:43 AM (mzC78


Happens automagically and we can thank Pixy for that.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

315 All this speculating on what will happen Jan 6 is only setting you up for disappointment. Its a new version of #TwoWeeks.

Trump signing the trillion dollar giveaway to blue states and China should tell you what you need to know. It is over..

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (kRraM)

316 I'm sitting here in the airport restaurant long after having finished my breakfast just to avoid having to wear my mask.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (30X8I)

317 Listening to Sirius channel 14 a few days ago while driving. After 90 minutes ( gave it a fair shake) I heard exactly ( 1 ) song I liked. The girl and the boy singers sounded the same, sspecifically like whiny sixteen year old girls.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (bCLt0)

I don't even bother trying to listen to current pop music anymore. Used to be some trash, then mostly trash. Now it's all trash.
Posted by: chique l'African


Channel 59 - Willie's Roadhouse.
Very few singers can carry Hank Williams Sr's jockstrap or Mother Maybelle's hair net.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (LwB8i)

318 Manhattan and Frisco make their money on pumps and dumps. Its not like they make anything in these places.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:42 AM


Speaking of, I've got to make like Frisco and take a dump.

BBL.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

319 You are the diet buddy I want. I have frozen cookie dough for days.
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (+X9Vs)

I think "diet buddy" and "enabler" are supposed to be two very different things...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (nakwk)

320 Unfortunately, Santa did not gift Squeaker Peelousy with the present she most needs - a fortified brassiere:https://tinyurl.com/yc86muxa

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (DJFLF)

321 https://tinyurl.com/yc86muxa

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:46 AM (DJFLF)

322 313 302
Manhattan and Frisco make their money on pumps and dumps. Its not like they make anything in these places.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:42 AM

You have any hot tips on those Frisco "pump and dump" locations? $20, same as out of town, right?
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Pretty sure you can get a pump and dumb for $5 in Frisco.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:46 AM (/MiCL)

323
What is the painting supposed to portray?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (30X8I)


Keep on Truckin' 19th Century style

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2020 10:46 AM (UnQ9z)

324 Music today sucks. Music from when I was young was so much better.

- Everyone throughput history

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 10:47 AM (kRraM)

325 316 I'm sitting here in the airport restaurant long after having finished my breakfast just to avoid having to wear my mask.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (30X8I)

What a lousy miserable life the Fascists have herded us into. Mask tyranny.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:47 AM (bCLt0)

326 I'm betting Whoopi swings the opposite.
___________

She has multiple kids and has had multiple abortions (by her own admission), so probably not.

I understand why she was attracted to Danson. He was tall, famous, rich, etc. But why he was attracted to her is less clear. She's short, fat, homely, loud, stupid and apparently quite promiscuous (okay, maybe that last one wasn't a turn-off, although considering the kind of diseased, low-life vermin she has likely screwed, it probably should have been).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 10:47 AM (k4dH2)

327 CHIQUE:
Nobody's going to bother you. If some jerk approaches, just ask them if
they're profiling you. But you need to get your belligerent on.

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:48 AM (DJFLF)

328 Puddin Head.
That's a good idea.
I also have developed a hankerin' for Oreo Thins.
I got two bags stashed in my tool chest.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:48 AM (axyOa)

329 From last thread..
....The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit and we need to begin forming a new party.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
Bad idea. That's what the
Progressives said about the democrats, but they decided to take it over
instead and now it's theirs lock stock and barrel and they may get the Presidency, House and Senate out of it.
Trump has already taken over the GOP. GOPe 'leaders' and others just
don't realize it yet.
I'm willing to be convinced otherwise.

Posted by: Dr. Dirks Strewn at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (LBiyC)

330 What a lousy miserable life the Fascists have herded us into. Mask tyranny.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:47 AM (bCLt0)

If you can't wear a mask for medical reasons you can forget about being able to fly anywhere. Apparently there are no exceptions.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (30X8I)

331 Speaking of, I've got to make like Frisco and take a dump.
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Jeebus, I had some Progresso Macaroni and Bean Soup yesterday. I just cleared it today at 0930. Took two visits to unplug myself.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (/MiCL)

332 Sarajevo was a modern, international city in 1984 (when the winter Olympics were held there). 8 years later, it's under a multi-year siege during a bloody national breakup. I walked through the streets a few days ago, and there are damaged chunks of sidewalk painted red throughout the city. These mark where shells landed and killed civilians. Bad times.
Posted by: Grimmy at December 28, 2020 10:40 AM (5Wi8P)


Slick really fucked up the NATO anti Serbian responses although blowing up the chink embassy in Belgrade was a hilarious mistake by the pervert.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (y7DUB)

333 You are the diet buddy I want. I have frozen cookie dough for days.
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (+X9Vs)
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Yay! I'll waddle over there when my cookie supply runs out.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (/669Q)

334 No. At the moment I'm a chocolate orange butter cookie.
Just doing my part to maintain an uncluttered home.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:30 AM (/669Q)
~~~~~

I have sadly learned that there is indeed a limit to the amount of chocolate a body can handle. You cannot underestimate my dismay.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (sGotD)

335
I think "diet buddy" and "enabler" are supposed to be two very different things...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (nakwk)



Quiet you.
(Shoves snickerdoodles, gingerbread men and chocolate chip cookies through port.)

Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (+X9Vs)

336 Good morning everyone!

Quick check in - Christmas was very quiet, the rest of the fam had a good time in their sequestered location. I spent the day reading MP4's books, so a very pleasant day.

I have taken to sitting on the front porch, but with the cold I went and bought a propane heater. Neighborhood Karen stopped by yesterday under the guise of being interested in one, but then started her worrying about the carbon footprint of such a device. Looks like I'm going to have to rig up a gasoline powered heater now.

Be careful out there - I am afraid this is the calm before the storm.

Out.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (C+We0)

337 316 I'm sitting here in the airport restaurant long after having finished my breakfast just to avoid having to wear my mask.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM (30X8I)

'rona can't spread if you're in immediate proximity to food or drink. It's SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (nakwk)

338 I understand why she was attracted to Danson. He was tall, famous, rich, etc. But why he was attracted to her is less clear. She's short, fat, homely, loud, stupid and apparently quite promiscuous (okay, maybe that last one wasn't a turn-off, although considering the kind of diseased, low-life vermin she has likely screwed, it probably should have been).
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She swallows. Not hard to figure out.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (/MiCL)

339 But you need to get your belligerent on.
Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:48 AM (DJFLF)

Hehe. I'm not very good at that, but I can be scoldy if pushed too far.


Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (30X8I)

340 Be careful out there - I am afraid this is the calm before the storm.
some storms are not so bad tho'

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (DJFLF)

341 Nobody's going to bother you. If some jerk approaches, just ask them if
they're profiling you. But you need to get your belligerent on.
Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:48 AM (DJFLF)

Hit them with the nearest chair.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (nakwk)

342 If you can't wear a mask for medical reasons you can forget about being able to fly anywhere. Apparently there are no exceptions.
Posted by: chique l'African


They also don't take into account of having had it and having immunity.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (LwB8i)

343 Emergency Cookies FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (HaL55)

344
Investors believe the stock market could see headwinds under a Biden presidency.

________

Odd, I was told before the election that stocks were zooming upwards in anticipation of a Brezhnev administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (mht8P)

345
The danger is gone. It's boring. Le sigh...

We can't have nice things because assholes decided to just shit all over the place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus


BRING BACK DOUBLE
BLACK DIAMOND AoSHQ!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (/52yu)

346 She's short, fat, homely, loud, stupid and apparently quite promiscuous (okay, maybe that last one wasn't a turn-off, although considering the kind of diseased, low-life vermin she has likely screwed, it probably should have been).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 10:47 AM (k4dH2)


Ugly obnoxious women liking cock isn't a positive thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (y7DUB)

347 Be careful out there - I am afraid this is the calm before the storm.

Out.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (C+We0)

Coal-burning brazier FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (mzC78)

348 Quiet you.
(Shoves snickerdoodles, gingerbread men and chocolate chip cookies through port.)
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (+X9Vs)

Did I say "enabler"? Perhaps I was a bit rash.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (nakwk)

349 I have sadly learned that there is indeed a limit to the amount of chocolate a body can handle. You cannot underestimate my dismay.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (sGotD)
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I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

How are you feeling? I hope you had a nice Christmas.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (/669Q)

350 'rona can't spread if you're in immediate proximity to food or drink. It's SCIENCE!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (nakwk)

You forgot to add the (TM) to the "Science".

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (30X8I)

351 342 If you can't wear a mask for medical reasons you can forget about being able to fly anywhere. Apparently there are no exceptions.
Posted by: chique l'African
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The work around is a mask made of guaze. Its like a fake ID.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (/MiCL)

352 The girl and the boy singers sounded the same, sspecifically like whiny sixteen year old girls.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:38 AM (bCLt0)


Every boy singer my daughter likes is gay. So, sounds like a girl.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

353 You are the diet buddy I want. I have frozen cookie dough for days.
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:44 AM (+X9Vs)
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Yay! I'll waddle over there when my cookie supply runs out.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (/669Q)

***
Hey, just to be clear, home made biscotti doesn't count right? Cause Mrs D makes seriously good biscottis.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (axyOa)

354 330 What a lousy miserable life the Fascists have herded us into. Mask tyranny.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:47 AM (bCLt0)

If you can't wear a mask for medical reasons you can forget about being able to fly anywhere. Apparently there are no exceptions.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM (30X8I)

Yep. Tyranny. Business and Government working togeher to suppress Civil Liberty. Fascism, in other words.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (bCLt0)

355 Odd, I was told before the election that stocks were zooming upwards in anticipation of a Brezhnev administration.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (mht8P)

my guess is that they're going to soar in nominal terms because they're going to use the Fed to hyperinflate everything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (trdmm)

356 Hit them with the nearest chair.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (nakwk)

this right here lol

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (DJFLF)

357 Odd, I was told before the election that stocks were zooming upwards in anticipation of a Brezhnev administration.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 10:51 AM (mht8P)

And some "experts" even said that the big run up in the market in November was because the election was called for Joey B. I'm if the market tanks it will all be Trump's fault.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (UnQ9z)

358 You forgot to add the (TM) to the "Science".
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (30X8I)

Nuts, you're right. SCIENCE™!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (nakwk)

359
I'm sitting here in the airport restaurant long after having finished my breakfast just to avoid having to wear my mask.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:45 AM


Do you feel the glare of innumerable stink eyes directed at you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (/52yu)

360 350 'rona can't spread if you're in immediate proximity to food or drink. It's SCIENCE!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (nakwk)

You forgot to add the (TM) to the "Science".
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (30X8I)

I burst out laughing at this, which scared my dog and caused him to leap onto my lap to make sure I'm okay and safe from ...whatever. He's 150. That was a painful cuddle.

Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (+X9Vs)

361 ---------------------
She swallows. Not hard to figure out.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (/MiCL)


But, does that REALLY overcome the rest of what comes with that?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

362 I'm envious of the cookie bakers and eaters. Having a spouse suddenly develop type 1 diabetes is life-changing.

And I'll ask again: Has anyone heard from Tami?

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (ptqGC)

363 He's 150. That was a painful cuddle.
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (+X9Vs)

Holy CRAP that's old.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (/EuRN)

364 Hey, just to be clear, home made biscotti doesn't count right? Cause Mrs D makes seriously good biscottis.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (axyOa)
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All cookies need to be cleared out before you can give them up. This is Rule One.

Rule Two is you get to decide how to clear them out.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (/669Q)

365 She swallows. Not hard to figure out.
________________

He was Ted Danson, famous and rich t.v. and movie star. He could have had plenty of better-looking wannabes who swallowed (and did butt stuff or threesomes or whatever else he wanted), so that seems unlikely to be it. Probably more of a lefty virtue-signalling type of thing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 10:55 AM (k4dH2)

366 The work around is a mask made of guaze. Its like a fake ID.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (/MiCL)

When I fly home, I am going to take an N95 mask, and glue little dots of white foam to the backside edges, at one-inch intervals. That should space it away from face enough that it doesn't inhibit breathing, while still maintaining "appearances".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:55 AM (mzC78)

367 365 She swallows. Not hard to figure out.
________________

He was Ted Danson, famous and rich t.v. and movie star. He could have had plenty of better-looking wannabes who swallowed (and did butt stuff or threesomes or whatever else he wanted), so that seems unlikely to be it. Probably more of a lefty virtue-signalling type of thing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 10:55 AM (k4dH2)

There's this charming, quaint little delusion of monogamy present in this thread of discussion.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 10:55 AM (/EuRN)

368 Look you morons, if a few hundred thousand people die due to covid restrictions and it saves one life, it'll be worth it.

Posted by: MJ at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (gAMkn)

369 And I'll ask again: Has anyone heard from Tami?
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (ptqGC)
-------

I have not, but then again I have not been around much for the last few weeks. Are you just wondering in general, or did I miss something?

My guess would be that she's off enjoying the first Christmas with her baby grandson. I hope I'm right.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (/669Q)

370 ***
Hey, just to be clear, home made biscotti doesn't count right? Cause Mrs D makes seriously good biscottis.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (axyOa)


Oh sweetie, biscotti are a health food. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (+X9Vs)

371 What a lousy miserable life the Fascists have herded us into. Mask tyranny.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 10:47 AM (bCLt0)

They've convinced us to see our fellow human beings as disease carriers. That's what the woman in the clip I posted is saying. She calls it "psychosis." She's correct. And the people around her trying to shame her, claiming she's risking people's lives -- they've also turned their willing even eager abandonment of liberty as selfless and heroic. So serious lyf*cked up.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (H8QX8)

372 When I fly home, I am going to take an N95 mask, and glue little dots of white foam to the backside edges, at one-inch intervals. That should space it away from face enough that it doesn't inhibit breathing, while still maintaining "appearances".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:55 AM (mzC78


You need The Mask Turtle!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

373 365 She swallows. Not hard to figure out.
________________

He was Ted Danson, famous and rich t.v. and movie star. He could have had plenty of better-looking wannabes who swallowed (and did butt stuff or threesomes or whatever else he wanted), so that seems unlikely to be it. Probably more of a lefty virtue-signalling type of thing.
--------------------------
Ted is kinky maybe? Tell me why Schwartzeneggar was banging the homely Mexican help?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (/MiCL)

374 Coal-burning brazier FTW!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (mzC7

How are things your way?

I posted above about my SIL saying how 50 percent of the people she meets are pretty pissed off. And it was kind of revolutionary level anger. I was happily surprised.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (v2c9/)

375 I have taken to sitting on the front porch, but with the cold I went and
bought a propane heater. Neighborhood Karen stopped by yesterday under
the guise of being interested in one, but then started her worrying
about the carbon footprint of such a device.
Looks like I'm going to
have to rig up a gasoline powered heater now.


Me: "So, you believe that hoax, eh? You do know there's no such thing and that mankind is incapable of affecting the Earth's weather, don't you?"

I challenge bullshit pretty much instantly when somebody brings it up. Must be a reflex reaction.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (HaL55)

376 I burst out laughing at this, which scared my dog and caused him to leap onto my lap to make sure I'm okay and safe from ...whatever. He's 150. That was a painful cuddle.
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (+X9Vs)

My apologies, LOL. How is your daughter?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:57 AM (30X8I)

377 324 Music today sucks. Music from when I was young was so much better.

- Everyone throughput history
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 10:47 AM (kRraM)

except now it's true. And I'd say music from 200 years ago was far superior in skill to music of 50 years ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 10:57 AM (trdmm)

378 Sure, keep printing trillions of dollars every few months and stocks will soar. That money has to go somewhere. Wall St loves asset inflation. Meanwhile incomes never keep up and Main St suffers. But who cares about that? Dow 50k baby!!!

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 10:57 AM (kRraM)

379 I have not, but then again I have not been around
much for the last few weeks. Are you just wondering in general, or did I
miss something?



My guess would be that she's off enjoying the first Christmas with her baby grandson. I hope I'm right.





Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (/669Q)


I haven't been around too much, either. I emailed her a couple of weeks ago to wish her Merry Christmas and see how she was doing, and haven't heard back, which is unusual.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 10:57 AM (ptqGC)

380
Holy CRAP that's old.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (/EuRN)

No, pup is 150 pounds. Thinks he's a yorkie.

Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:57 AM (+X9Vs)

381 Hey, just to be clear, home made biscotti doesn't count right? Cause Mrs D makes seriously good biscottis.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 10:53 AM (axyOa)

Biscotti inhabit that twilight realm between sweet and savory...unless you tart them up with goodies like chocolate and dried cherries like *some* people do....*shifty eyes*

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2020 10:57 AM (DJFLF)

382 332
Slick really fucked up the NATO anti Serbian responses although blowing up the chink embassy in Belgrade was a hilarious mistake by the pervert.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 28, 2020 10:49 AM

A few guys I worked with had no idea we'd bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade. I had to double check myself, just to be sure. Wiki said we hit it with 5 JDAMS...that's a heck of a "mistake".

Posted by: Grimmy at December 28, 2020 10:58 AM (5Wi8P)

383 except now it's true. And I'd say music from 200 years ago was far superior in skill to music of 50 years ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 10:57 AM (trdmm)

Yeah, but we only hear the good stuff from 200 years ago.

Nobody remembers all the schlock and dreck and imitative crap, so we think it was all amazing.

Only the good stuff gets remembered, so we think it was ALL good stuff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (/EuRN)

384 He's 150. That was a painful cuddle.
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:54 AM (+X9Vs)

That's like 1,050 in human years. Is this dog's name Methuselah? Did Vic give him to you?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (nakwk)

385 All cookies need to be cleared out before you can give them up. This is Rule One.



Rule Two is you get to decide how to clear them out.


With or without milk or whiskey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (HaL55)

386
My apologies, LOL. How is your daughter?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 10:57 AM (30X8I)

Getting better, but very weak. Scared the liver and life out of us, and we thank you so much for your prayers. She sees her doc this week to see if we need to do more testing.

Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (+X9Vs)

387 --------------------------
Ted is kinky maybe? Tell me why Schwartzeneggar was banging the homely Mexican help?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (/MiCL)


Same as Clunton and Lewinski. So he could get away with cheating. "Serirously bro. LOOK at her. You think I'd actually hit that?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

388 Moki, I didn't know about your daughter. I'll keep her in my prayers.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 11:00 AM (ptqGC)

389 Only the good stuff gets remembered, so we think it was ALL good stuff.
-----------------
Are you telling me Lothar and the Hand People weren't good?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:00 AM (/MiCL)

390 There's this charming, quaint little delusion of monogamy present in this thread of discussion.
___________

?

Monogamy has nothing to do with it. I just wonder why he would want to be intimately involved with such an unappealing woman. Don't know or care who else he (or she) may have been screwing at the time.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 11:00 AM (k4dH2)

391 A Night Elf Mohawk?

Posted by: Bunko Squad at December 28, 2020 11:01 AM (ntg4m)

392 Getting better, but very weak. Scared the liver and life out of us, and we thank you so much for your prayers. She sees her doc this week to see if we need to do more testing.
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (+X9Vs)

Glad to hear that! Thank God.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 11:01 AM (30X8I)

393 I have taken to sitting on the front porch, but with
the cold I went and bought a propane heater. Neighborhood Karen
stopped by yesterday under the guise of being interested in one, but
then started her worrying about the carbon footprint of such a device.
Looks like I'm going to have to rig up a gasoline powered heater now.



Be careful out there - I am afraid this is the calm before the storm.



Out.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 28, 2020 10:50 AM (C+We0)

You should have said that's why you bought it just to kill Mother Earth and every GD busybody on the face of it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2020 11:01 AM (UnQ9z)

394 I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.
How are you feeling? I hope you had a nice Christmas.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:52 AM (/669Q)
~~~~~

Chocolate chips, brownies, fudge, Muddy Buddies, Lindt, Hershey's, M&Ms, you name it. No one here to clean it up but me.

Had a very awkward Christmas eve, but managed to have a dinner and open gifts scattered about in different rooms but within sight of each other. Oldest son got it (his wife the RN had it first.) Told the kids to stay home Christmas day and we would make up for it with a nice dinner in a couple of weeks. I could see that the one guy was miserable with the mask, etc. and didn't want to put them through that again.

Actually feeling pretty good--thanks for asking! Still have two more days of the steroids and I'm convinced that's what caused me to gain back the few pounds I lost to the Chinese Lung Rot. Why are you rolling your eyes?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2020 11:01 AM (sGotD)

395 Same as Clunton and Lewinski. So he could get away with cheating. "Serirously bro. LOOK at her. You think I'd actually hit that?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Except Lewinski was young, semi-cute, and available. Had Hiallaroid beat all hollow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 11:01 AM (mzC78)

396 383

Exactly. And not just from 200 years ago from all time periods. The 70s had some absolute horrible shit. But everyone thinks all 70s music is Led Zeppelin and Lynyrd Skynyrd greatest hits.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 11:02 AM (kRraM)

397 Getting better, but very weak. Scared the liver and life out of us, and we thank you so much for your prayers. She sees her doc this week to see if we need to do more testing.
Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (+X9Vs)
-------

Was it connected to her auto-immune disorder, or do they think it's something else? If you don't mind saying, that is.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 11:02 AM (/669Q)

398 390 There's this charming, quaint little delusion of monogamy present in this thread of discussion.
___________

?

Monogamy has nothing to do with it. I just wonder why he would want to be intimately involved with such an unappealing woman. Don't know or care who else he (or she) may have been screwing at the time.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 11:00 AM (k4dH2)

The point is that we're assuming they were in a normal marriage, and that's the one and only person they were intimate with.

Celebrity marriages aren't about schtupping. They're about business. They very well may never have even slept in the same room together, who the hell knows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 11:03 AM (/EuRN)

399 387 --------------------------
Ted is kinky maybe? Tell me why Schwartzeneggar was banging the homely Mexican help?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 10:56 AM (/MiCL)

Same as Clunton and Lewinski. So he could get away with cheating. "Serirously bro. LOOK at her. You think I'd actually hit that?!?"
--------------------
Monica wasn't bad looking. She was plump in a healthy milk maid sort of way. I'd fuck her. I'd also make her wear a Drindl with spike heels and sing to me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:03 AM (/MiCL)

400 Same as Clunton and Lewinski. So he could get away with cheating. "Serirously bro. LOOK at her. You think I'd actually hit that?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
-----
I think of her as "the roly-poly little bat-faced girl".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 28, 2020 11:03 AM (Uhu8A)

401 Ted is kinky maybe? Tell me why Schwartzeneggar was banging the homely Mexican help?
____________

That was probably more a matter of convenience than anything else. The maid was often nearby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 11:04 AM (k4dH2)

402 Yes! Right! I'm Hoovering them up as fast as I can.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 10:27 AM (/669Q)


Reminds me of a nice exchange in 'After the Thin Man':

Nora: What are you doing?
Nick: Nothing, dear, just putting away this liquor.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 28, 2020 11:04 AM (m6fvF)

403 Morning.

Is that Gandalf?

I fucking hate eBay. Just when you think you're gonna win some COCKSUCKER comes in at the last second.

Gggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2020 11:04 AM (1MGD2)

404 Why are you rolling your eyes?
Posted by: IrishEi at December 28, 2020 11:01 AM (sGotD)
-------

I'm not, I promise! I'm thinking how nice that you have an actual excuse, LOL.

Glad to hear you are on the mend. Sorry about your son, and I hope he just has a light case. He's had enough for this year.

You'll really appreciate that nice dinner in a few weeks when everyone is all better. How nice that you all live close enough that you can do that.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 11:05 AM (/669Q)

405 401 Ted is kinky maybe? Tell me why Schwartzeneggar was banging the homely Mexican help?
____________

That was probably more a matter of convenience than anything else. The maid was often nearby.
-------------------
After banging that dried up inbred Kennedy chicken Arnold wanted a real juicy meal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:06 AM (/MiCL)

406 --------------------
Monica wasn't bad looking. She was plump in a healthy milk maid sort of way. I'd fuck her. I'd also make her wear a Drindl with spike heels and sing to me.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:03 AM (/MiCL)


When Bill was getting his BJ's, she wasn't all that cute.

Now, she's reasonably hot. Back then, I'd have to disagree.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

407 Eh. Why does anyone fuck anyone else? Walk down the street and you sell all sorts of weird couples. Ted Danson is just a dude.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 11:06 AM (kRraM)

408 A few guys I worked with had no idea we'd bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade. I had to double check myself, just to be sure. Wiki said we hit it with 5 JDAMS...that's a heck of a "mistake".
Posted by: Grimmy at December 28, 2020 10:58 AM (5Wi8P)

The Serbs maintained a few bombing sites "as is" and unrepaired as tourist sites to show Americans. We were driven past one when we were in Belgrade.

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 11:06 AM (ONvIw)

409 Eh. Why does anyone fuck anyone else? Walk down the street and you sell all sorts of weird couples. Ted Danson is just a dude.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 11:06 AM (kRraM)


It's true.

I walked past the new "Strange Date" store in downtown Grapevine just the other day.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

410 I read somewhere that greenhouses use propane because CO2 is the byproduct, and this promotes growth.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2020 11:08 AM (CNJ+s)

411 406 --------------------
Monica wasn't bad looking. She was plump in a healthy milk maid sort of way. I'd fuck her. I'd also make her wear a Drindl with spike heels and sing to me.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:03 AM (/MiCL)

When Bill was getting his BJ's, she wasn't all that cute.

Now, she's reasonably hot. Back then, I'd have to disagree.
--------------------
Bill liked chunky girls with bewbs who would worship him. Who doesn't like that?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:08 AM (/MiCL)

412 The dentist she works for is a Horde member but doesn't know it. Very pissed off. In Canada. There's just a feel in the air that the great reset isn't what the elite expect.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 10:32 AM

Got into a discussion with Canadian buddies who has been recommending a No-Buy Year (IIRC started by some youngster in BC). They went off topic and it was enlightening for me. I had no idea how restricted everyday life is in Ontario.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2020 11:08 AM (/+bwe)

413 Celebrity marriages aren't about schtupping. They're about business. They very well may never have even slept in the same room together, who the hell knows.
______________

I don't think they were ever married to each other.

Did they have any movies together? I don't even remember now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 11:08 AM (k4dH2)

414 That was probably more a matter of convenience than anything else. The maid was often nearby.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

And she would make the bed quickly afterwards.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (Rvt88)

415 We were not horrible!

Posted by: The Bay City Rollers at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (ntg4m)

416 409 Eh. Why does anyone fuck anyone else? Walk down the street and you sell all sorts of weird couples. Ted Danson is just a dude.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 11:06 AM (kRraM)
------------------
My seven years as a Marine tells me guys will stick their dicks into anything.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (/MiCL)

417 I saw Inbred Kennedy Chicken open for Jimmy's Chicken Shack at Arcadia in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

418 He's not Santa kids...

Posted by: P_Ang at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (FGPDC)

419 389 Only the good stuff gets remembered, so we think it was ALL good stuff.
-----------------
Are you telling me Lothar and the Hand People weren't good?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:00 AM (/MiCL)

"Good Stuff" 200 years ago was Beethoven.
50 years ago it was Paul McCartney.
Today it's Cardi B.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (trdmm)

420 419 389 Only the good stuff gets remembered, so we think it was ALL good stuff.
-----------------
Are you telling me Lothar and the Hand People weren't good?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:00 AM (/MiCL)

"Good Stuff" 200 years ago was Beethoven.
50 years ago it was Paul McCartney.
Today it's Cardi B.
--------------
We did have Dave Brubeck, MJQ and Miles during the late 50s early 60s. There is hope.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:11 AM (/MiCL)

421 And she would make the bed quickly afterwards.
_____________

LOL, yep, and she's already on the payroll.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2020 11:11 AM (k4dH2)

422 Upper Room devotional using a passage from 1st Samuel. The devotional is written by a man with a motorcycle.

https://tinyurl.com/ycwgq2bl

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 11:11 AM (VP4Cd)

423
"Good Stuff" 200 years ago was Beethoven.
50 years ago it was Paul McCartney.
Today it's Cardi B.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (trdmm)


Could you imagine Beethoven composing WAP, in 7 parts.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

424
I'm donating blood -- quite a crowd here. My report time was 45 minutes ago and I'm just now getting in the chair.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 11:12 AM (U67az)

425 "Good Stuff" 200 years ago was Beethoven.
50 years ago it was Paul McCartney.
Today it's Cardi B.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (trdmm)

You just gotta know where to look.

Posted by: The Gods Made Heavy Metl at December 28, 2020 11:12 AM (1MGD2)

426 We did have Dave Brubeck, MJQ and Miles during the late 50s early 60s. There is hope.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:11 AM (/MiCL)


Blue Rondo a la Turk FTW.

https://youtu.be/j9GgmGLPbWU

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

427 Bill liked chunky girls with bewbs who would worship him. Who doesn't like that?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:08 AM (/MiCL)

I don't know any chunky girls with boobs that worship me-not that they've told me anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 11:13 AM (VP4Cd)

428 425 "Good Stuff" 200 years ago was Beethoven.
50 years ago it was Paul McCartney.
Today it's Cardi B.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM (trdmm)

You just gotta know where to look.
-------------------
Check out Steel Panther.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:13 AM (/MiCL)

429 419 389 Only the good stuff gets remembered, so we think it was ALL good stuff.
-----------------
Are you telling me Lothar and the Hand People weren't good?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:00 AM (/MiCL)

"Good Stuff" 200 years ago was Beethoven.
50 years ago it was Paul McCartney.
Today it's Cardi B.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 11:09 AM

50 years ago was Paul McCartney? What about me?!?!
https://youtu.be/r9lpLm7jwQY

Posted by: Captain Beefheart at December 28, 2020 11:14 AM (5Wi8P)

430 I fucking hate eBay. Just when you think you're gonna win some COCKSUCKER comes in at the last second.

Gggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2020 11:04 AM

Have you heard of auction sniper? It's automated last 5-seconds sniping.

Looks like they have a free trial going on now:
https://auctionsniper.com/

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 28, 2020 11:14 AM (3GzTP)

431 I will admit, the comments section way back when at LGF was pretty good as well.

Then the bicycle humper fiddled with it way too much.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

There were a lot of great people there. I'm sure many of them are here.

I think Chuck lost me when he started getting into Nazi symbolism and crap. It's sadly funny how our fears have turned from Islamic terror to the realization that our entire governmental, entertainment, educational and news agencies are the enemy.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 11:14 AM (v2c9/)

432 The 70s had some absolute horrible shit. But everyone thinks all 70s music is Led Zeppelin and Lynyrd Skynyrd greatest hits.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 11:02 AM (kRraM)


The stuff getting airplay on classic crock stations isn't exactly primo. Kollidge stations have programs dedicated to the stuff they overlook.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 28, 2020 11:14 AM (y7DUB)

433 Posted by: Moki at December 28, 2020 10:59 AM (+X9Vs)

Glad to hear she's doing a little better. That does sound scary for all of you. I will continue to keep her in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 11:15 AM (VP4Cd)

434 Monica wasn't bad looking. She was plump in a healthy milk maid sort of
way. I'd fuck her. I'd also make her wear a Drindl with spike heels and
sing to me.


This fellow gets it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 28, 2020 11:15 AM (HaL55)

435 Check out Steel Panther.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2020 11:13 AM (/MiCL)

\m/

https://youtu.be/LBnqoFva8mI

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2020 11:15 AM (2Zdu0)

436 I think Chuck lost me when he started getting into Nazi symbolism and crap. It's sadly funny how our fears have turned from Islamic terror to the realization that our entire governmental, entertainment, educational and news agencies are the enemy.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 11:14 AM

The beginning of the end was when he implemented that up-vote/down-vote social scoring system, tiptoeing clumsily into goodthink/badthink.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 28, 2020 11:16 AM (3GzTP)

437 Nood

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 28, 2020 11:16 AM (z79tQ)

438 It's sadly funny how our fears have turned from Islamic terror to the realization that our entire governmental, entertainment, educational and news agencies are the enemy.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel

To me, this is PDT's greatest gift to us. He exposed this fact to anyone that wants to see.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 11:16 AM (Rvt88)

439 Have you heard of auction sniper? It's automated last 5-seconds sniping.

Looks like they have a free trial going on now:
https://auctionsniper.com/

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 28, 2020 11:14 AM (3GzTP)

Thank. YOU!

By the way, learn to speak up. We're all loud assholes here.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2020 11:17 AM (t5ZWu)

440 Reminds me of a nice exchange in 'After the Thin Man':

Nora: What are you doing?
Nick: Nothing, dear, just putting away this liquor.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 28, 2020 11:04 AM

Love those movies. Can't watch them without martinis, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2020 11:17 AM (0mdky)

441 We did have Dave Brubeck, MJQ and Miles during the late 50s early 60s. There is hope.
I turned off contemporary radio when bands like Kulture Klub became "popular." I called it "weenie rock." No fire, subject matter was mostly weakness and there were no good guitar solos.
My lawn, you're on it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 28, 2020 11:19 AM (HaL55)

442 Top 40 does not mean good obviously. There is plenty of good music today just not on the teenie bop Sirius channels. When I was a yuuute I never listened to what was popular either.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 11:20 AM (kRraM)

443 Thank. YOU!

By the way, learn to speak up. We're all loud assholes here.
Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2020 11:17 AM

You're welcome! It's served me well over the years. I'm one of those snipers you hate. Hahaha! (But I rarely lose out on what I want.)

"We're all loud assholes here." I've been around here for the last 10-12 years, just keep mostly to myself. This is my internet home.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 28, 2020 11:20 AM (3GzTP)

444 There were a lot of great people there. I'm sure many of them are here.

Raises hand. Bike boy never claimed to be anything other than a lib. He lost me when he made it clear that he hated Palin because she was so obviously out of his league. Plus his smooth jazz sucked maximum cock. As an IT person I found his software "fixes" unintentionally hilarious.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 28, 2020 11:21 AM (y7DUB)

445 Missed the EMT so I'll ask:

Where was the suicide note?
Where is the manifesto?

It is very odd that he didn't leave a message.
It is not odd that the Alphabets overlooked writing one.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2020 11:22 AM (CZm2G)

446 Got into a discussion with Canadian buddies who has been recommending a No-Buy Year (IIRC started by some youngster in BC). They went off topic and it was enlightening for me. I had no idea how restricted everyday life is in Ontario.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2020 11:08 AM (/+bwe)

If an adventurous group of Americans, heavily armed, 4 to a car, 1000 vehicles stormed across the bridge in Windsor, Ontario and killed every government employee, I would welcome them as saviors.

Bring weapons and we'll help out. You can keep the properties and items of every government thing you kill.

Zero percent tax rate and mandatory gun ownership as your motto.....WELCOME...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 11:23 AM (v2c9/)

447 Raises hand. Bike boy never claimed to be anything other than a lib. He lost me when he made it clear that he hated Palin because she was so obviously out of his league. Plus his smooth jazz sucked maximum cock. As an IT person I found his software "fixes" unintentionally hilarious.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 28, 2020 11:21 AM

Here too. The best thing to come out of that place was the great group of people that migrated here.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 28, 2020 11:23 AM (3GzTP)

448 To me, this is PDT's greatest gift to us. He exposed this fact to anyone that wants to see.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 11:16 AM (Rvt8

Me too.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 28, 2020 11:29 AM (v2c9/)

449 Apparenty I'm having long strings of characters.

Posted by: Dr. Dirks Strewn at December 28, 2020 11:29 AM (LBiyC)

450 N00d!

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2020 11:31 AM (H/fWo)

451 It is very odd that he didn't leave a message.
It is not odd that the Alphabets overlooked writing one.


I hope they remember to backdate it so it's more believable.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 12:00 PM (W66RU)

452 Wee Willy Winky,Runs through the town,Up stairs down stairs in his night gown,Some one called the cops,Willy was arrested and he scored zero on his Covid 19 tested

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 28, 2020 05:57 PM (FLiOE)

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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