UK Judges Rule that Right to Free Speech Includes, Necessarily, the Right to Offend, and That Even Includes Calling a Biological Man by His Correct Pronouns

What a horrible time to be alive, where it's a controversial, major ruling -- which will probably be overruled -- that people's free speech rights even include the right to not participate in a mentally-ill man's Gender Cosplay Fantasies.

Victory in the war on woke: Judges' landmark ruling in case of mother who called trans woman 'he' on Twitter means freedom of speech DOES includes the 'right to offend'

Two judges have ruled that free speech encompasses offensive language

The offensive language was the pronoun "he."

Also: "pig in a wig."

You can say that men wear toupees, but it's a literal crime to say that a tranny wears a wig.



Lord Justice Bean and Mr Justice Warby presiding over case in Court of Appeal
Ruling came in successful appeal decided last week in favour of Kate Scottow

Feminist prosecuted for calling a transgender woman a man and 'pig in a wig'

She had been found guilty under the 2003 Communications Act this year

She had been found guilty of the crime of Successfully Spotting a Man.

I saw someone on twitter refer to "Biology, the forbidden science."

Judges have insisted that freedom of speech includes the 'right to offend' in a landmark ruling which could help to turn the tide on 'woke' intolerance after a feminist who called a transgender woman a 'pig in a wig' and a 'man' was cleared.

Presiding over a case in the Court of Appeal, Lord Justice Bean and Mr Justice Warby said: 'Freedom only to speak inoffensively is not worth having.'

They added that 'free speech encompasses the right to offend, and indeed to abuse another'. The judgment from two senior members of the judiciary will set a precedent for future cases involving freedom of speech.

Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too.

...


Miss Scottow told The Daily Telegraph: 'It was necessary to enshrine one of the most fundamental rights of every living being in a democratic society -- the right to freedom of speech that is now routinely attacked...' But Miss Hayden said: 'This is... a kick in the teeth to the entire LGBT community.'

It seems to me that if one wants to retain his rights without legal (and illegal) harassment, one must exclude transgenders to the extent possible.

Is that really want they want?


...

Miss Scottow was arrested in 2018 and taken from her children and into custody after referring to trans woman Stefanie Hayden as a man, a 'racist' and a 'pig in the wig'. Miss Hayden, 47, reported the online remarks to police.

...

In February this year radical feminist Miss Scottow, 40, was handed a two-year conditional discharge, and ordered to pay £1,000 compensation, with district judge Margaret Dodds telling her: 'Your comments contributed nothing to a debate. We teach children to be kind to each other and not to call each other names in the playground.'


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Activist Miss Hayden, who began medically transitioning in 2007 and was given a gender recognition certificate in 2018, won a landmark case at the High Court in April last year when website Mumsnet was forced to reveal the identity of an anonymous user who had been accused of bullying her online.

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In a separate incident Father Ted creator Graham Linehan was given a verbal harassment warning by West Yorkshire Police after Miss Hayden reported him for referring to her by previous names and pronouns on Twitter in 2018.

Police faced a backlash for phoning a 74-year-old woman to warn her that her online posts about gender identity had offended transgender people.

Former local journalist Margaret Nelson wrote in her blog that if a transgender person's body was dissected post-mortem, 'his or her sex would be obvious to a student or pathologist'.

But she was later contacted by Suffolk Police, who woke her with a morning phone call, telling her the comments had provoked complaints from members of the trans community.

Nazis.

What was that rule the left established about Nazis, again?

And affirming the right to offend:

My shelves are fucking outstanding, and you can carry a laptop in a messenger bag.

Go fuck yourselves.

Via Sargon's new news podcast.


Related:

Prepare to have your

MINDS

BLOWN:

I don't understand, how can this be?

I don't want him to die a lonely, fiercely-heterosexual bachelor like Paul Lynde, Jm J. Bullock, Liberace, or Obama after his divorce.

Posted by: Ace at 01:06 PM




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1 Look at that!

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:07 PM (ImaEB)

2 I'm offended!

Posted by: iamfelix at December 18, 2020 01:08 PM (av6xT)

3 hola muchachos y muchachas

Posted by: grease monkey at December 18, 2020 01:08 PM (g741k)

4 . . . but he's got a yuuuuge surprise for TBone!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

5 That guy looks like a wan turd.

Like someone left John Lewis out in the rain.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:10 PM (ImaEB)

6 "My shelves are fucking outstanding, and you can carry a laptop in a messenger bag.

Go fuck yourselves."

Can't even trust ace. What is the world coming to?

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 01:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

7 >>>5 That guy looks like a wan turd.


hah I misread that and it gave me an idea

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:10 PM (nuqdl)

8 after Miss Hayden reported him for referring to her by previous names and pronouns on Twitter in 2018

They also want to be able to prosecute you if you ever refer to them by their old name. They refer to that as "dead naming".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:11 PM (I2/tG)

9 Hmmmm, wonder how much a high profile beard costs these days?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 18, 2020 01:11 PM (48RE5)

10 And now, with just some tape, I will make my genitals disappear!

Posted by: Master Magician Cory Booker and His Fantastical Turd-Wand at December 18, 2020 01:11 PM (nuqdl)

11 are we dead yet ?

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 01:11 PM (g741k)

12 Transgenderism is misogyny, pure and simple.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (jOcSX)

13 Cory Booker's not going to propose to a woman? Shocking.

Next you'll say Reggie Love was more of a personal assistant to Obama than was let on.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (ZGrMX)

14 We can sew these lucious tits on your pig and make your dreams come true!

Posted by: Acme We Sew Tits On Pigs, et cie inc. at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (cBhfA)

15 I am surprised that these judges are in the UK, since they have never had speech as free as in the US.

Wonder how they would rule on insults to Islam?
Tommy Robinson is curious. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (bDqIh)

16 You will celebrate my mental illness!

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (ZS2+d)

17 My shelves are fucking outstanding, and you can carry a laptop in a messenger bag.

Then, there's the Vespa.....

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

18 Cory Booker says he has no plans to propose to Rosario Dawson this Christmas

Cory still has national political ambitions, so he can't kick Rosario to the curb.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (I2/tG)

19 >>My shelves are fucking outstanding, and you can carry a laptop in a messenger bag.



Your mother was a Hampster and your Father's Carry-all was European!




Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (ImaEB)

20 Corey and Rosario taking a selfie. How gay.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2020 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

21 Transgenderism is misogyny, pure and simple.

It's hilarious to me that upper-middle-class women are the biggest boosters of transgenderism and also the most likely to get drop-kicked by it.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 01:13 PM (ZGrMX)

22 Maybe, just maybe, Britain is waking up to the awfulness of SJWs?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 18, 2020 01:13 PM (qoNQ/)

23 "BWAHAHAHA!" -- Random Hawaiian judge, affirmed by the 2021 SCOTUS, 127-0, on the basis that males and females have no standing

Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:13 PM (2aYYl)

24 I have no words for that pic of Cory Booker.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (ptqGC)

25 >>>Cory still has national political ambitions, so he can't kick Rosario to the curb.

didn't they already drop the Beard Act after this Fiercely Heterosexual Man-Stud dropped out of the presidential contest?

I thought they announced they would just be friends like five seconds after he made his withdrawal.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (nuqdl)

26 Other than Alito and Thomas, what other of the SC justices would have the balls to make this ruling?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (0UOOC)

27 "Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too."



I think this deserves a banning.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (hku12)

28

Prepare Your Ani!

You will be made to receive!

Posted by: Biden's AG & Fudge Packed Court at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (trev9)

29 I thought Rosario had decided to bat for the other team?

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

30 Now, imagine bringing a case against somebody who called me a girl on the schoolground. Wrong pronouns, right? Same thing, right?

Yeah, laughed out of court.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (oBAbT)

31 >>> Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

Festivus started already and no one told me?

Also, sad I missed the Gainzzz thread last night.

Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (Rbfr/)

32 Trannies are TIGHT

Posted by: Barry Ofuckstick at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (My6Vh)

33 Portland's professional women's soccer team still continues to exclude transgenders, in complete violation of state law.

Where are the prosecutors?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (I2/tG)

34 This seems a reverse to the way Britian is going, maybe there is a little hope.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (Cxk7w)

35 It's hilarious to me that upper-middle-class women are the biggest boosters of transgenderism and also the most likely to get drop-kicked by it.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 01:13 PM (ZGrMX)


Insecurity regarding their social status: they're not rich enough to do whatever the hell they want. They either have to work, or rely on their husband. Plus, many of them are the ambitious sort who used school and dating to climb the social ladder. This makes them sensitive to being part of the in-crowd. So they adopt whatever fads they think will make them popular.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (jOcSX)

36 I thought they announced they would just be friends like five seconds after he made his withdrawal.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (nuqdl)


And THIS deserves a bannng!

I don't want to hear about Cori Boinker's withdrawals.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (hku12)

37 >>.29 I thought Rosario had decided to bat for the other team?


yup, she came out as LGBTQ, I think while she was "dating" Cory Booker.

I guess she forgot what script she was supposed to read that day.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (nuqdl)

38 >>Transgenderism is misogyny, pure and simple.


It really is.

They demand we use their pronouns yet they feel free to redefine women's genitalia as "front holes" and women as "owners of a uterus." I don't know any women who are OK with being described with such demeaning, dehumanizing language.

F#ck that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

39 That's the UK court. Will they prove to be more traditionally liberal than America? Wait until the hate speech laws get uncorked.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (H8QX8)

40 Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too.

=========

My mom thinks I'm cool...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (NWM+b)

41 freedom of speech DOES includes the 'right to offend'

Shows what you know about us, cis-het hater. I believe it's ok to offend people, as long as the person offended is a white heterosexual who is politically to the right of Stalin.

Posted by: Leftist Twat at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (YYlyE)

42 "Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.
Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too."

Hate speech, you Nazi. Report to The Camp by 0800 tomorrow or be subject to San Fran Snoo-Snoo...

Posted by: Biden's AG & Fudge Packed Court at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (IE62f)

43 My mom thinks I'm cool...

That's not what she told me.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (YYlyE)

44
Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too.


Tell us something that we don't know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (pNxlR)

45 Also, sad I missed the Gainzzz thread last night.
Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (Rbfr/)
-----

I'll summarize for you: Kensington, God love him, has lost 300 pounds. A few others have lost some weight too.

The rest of us found it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (/669Q)

46 Shit stirring ace is the best ace.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (2HIdp)

47 We teach children to be kind to each other and not to call each other names in the playground.
......

Well, you failed.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

48 Nazis.

What was that rule the left established about Nazis, again?

========

If we can convince someone that the Nazi Party Platform is acceptable to them, do we get to punch them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (NWM+b)

49
I saw Gender Recognition Certificate open for Bananarama at the Cow Palace in '82.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (EERbD)

50
>>>I thought they announced they would just be friends like five seconds after he made his withdrawal.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (nuqdl)

To be fair, what guy hasn't done this once or twice?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (0UOOC)

51 I'm actually beginning to look forward to the camps.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

52 I thought they announced they would just be friends like five seconds after he made his withdrawal.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (nuqdl)


I often tell a woman I that we can just be friends right after I pull out as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (jOcSX)

53 I thought Rosario had decided to bat for the other team?
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)


As silly as beards are, given where we are otherwise in this timeline, I do think they've made some slight progress with it.

Once upon a time Hollowood made hetero actresses assume the role. Now it seems it's mainly the dykes, so they can be mutual beards.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (hku12)

54 rosario is a switch hitter actually

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (g741k)

55 Wait, Paul Lynde was gay?

Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (c1qKx)

56 Fun fact: The UK was jealous of our Supreme Court and created one just for fun in the 90's.

And it's every bit as ridiculous as it sounds.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (VsHYs)

57 I thought they announced they would just be friends like five seconds after he made his withdrawal.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (nuqdl)

It wasn't a withdrawal, but more of a soft exit.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (uhPTO)

58 Why do I suspect that this ruling will have no general influence and the UK will keep being a tyrannical police state that chills speech, punishes dissidents and kowtows to enemies?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (hYcqw)

59 Guys,

Who's up for watching some football with us? Some brewskis, some chips, some wings? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Posted by: Elliot Page and Cory Booker at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (PiwSw)

60 >>Transgenderism is misogyny, pure and simple.


Gender Misappropriation

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (ImaEB)

61 To be fair, what guy hasn't done this once or twice?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (0UOOC)


Generally you want to hustle her out before she starts cuddling, or the next morning after you've convinced her for a wake-up beejer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (jOcSX)

62 58 Why do I suspect that this ruling will have no general influence and the UK will keep being a tyrannical police state that chills speech, punishes dissidents and kowtows to enemies?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (hYcqw)

========

Because you've been paying attention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (NWM+b)

63 Mr. Bean said something?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (HaL55)

64 And Ace, good on you! Fuck the neighsayers! Shelving, messenger bags, Vespas, whatever. Let your flag fly, bro!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (hYcqw)

65 yeah, the price the modern world pays for not having the Jun Horde cruising around killing off the weak and stupid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (9Om/r)

66 Talk about a pig in a wig!

And speaking of which, did you see the wigs on those judges in the article?? I want me one of those!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (CjFDo)

67 I don't really think Dawson is bi or gay. She was just awash in so much testosterone after dating Booker that she had to supplement estrogen stat.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (H5knJ)

68 It's hilarious to me that upper-middle-class women are the biggest boosters of transgenderism

Big Sister communism. I have a feeling it's going to be deadlier than the Russian Big Brother variant.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (4EIFd)

69
Why do we sensible, mature people let the mentally ill push us around?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (mht8P)

70 How many people could look at a picture of these two and tell you their names?

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (My6Vh)

71 "Messenger Bag"

*snickers*

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (Ckg4U)

72 yup, she came out as LGBTQ, I think while she was "dating" Cory Booker.
.......

The fiercely heterosexual sex was just too much for her.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

73
Richard >>>>> Rosario.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 01:19 PM (s2VJv)

74 rosario is a switch hitter actually
Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM

...

It's just that the switch is stuck in the off position around Cory.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (2HIdp)

75 26
Other than Alito and Thomas, what other of the SC justices would have the balls to make this ruling?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (0UOOC)

No standing, so no ruling necessary.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (ufFY8)

76 55 Wait, Paul Lynde was gay?
Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (c1qKx)


No, but he was funny.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (s2VJv)

77 Why is it OK for Ellen Paige to bolt on a dick, but not ol for her to have Corn Rows or Dreadlocks?

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (ImaEB)

78 Elon Musk calls trans pronouns 'esthetic nightmare'; netizens call him out
Elon Musk's tweets caused a stir on social media with netizens calling him out for "not respecting trans people"



Elon had to back down and grovel and apologize. He should not have.

I was so proud of him, and then the demons came after him. They are like piranha's, so toxic and devil-worshipping. The rot of the culture needs Clorox.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (sfhL4)

79 I thought they announced they would just be friends like five seconds after he made his withdrawal.
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:14 PM (nuqdl)

To be fair, what guy hasn't done this once or twice?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (0UOOC)


Hah! I'm just not that calculating.

Yes, I've known the horror of instant regret, but never did whatever pre-planning it would take to even WANT to be friends afterwards.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (hku12)

80
Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too.






Yeah, whatever. Furball.

AoS Friday Flame War Post returns!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (EGyGV)

81 If the brain of Xer (?) Hayden could be dissected, perhaps we could uncover the transgender chromosome?

He/She would be giving the human race a great favor by allowing that to occur.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (ch6++)

82 For looking for something heternormative and non-politcal, some moron ages ago pointed out that if you want to look a pretty girl with big cans, Instagram whore Sophie Mudd is a better-than-average choice.
https://tinyurl.com/y9bgfnht

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (hYcqw)

83 As for the trans cosplay, why is it that if radfems are forever demanding some sort of special treatment in the guise of grievance relief, because men just don't understand what it's like to be a woman, they accept that some man can declare that he not only understands women but that he does so at a level of actually being one?
I just can't wra5my head around the gender switch thing.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (48RE5)

84 Definitely a corpse twitch there in the UK.

The de facto right to groom minors for sexual slavery - depending on your skin color and ethnic background - I think remains rock solid and unchallenged. For example.

And the police are happy to arrest people for innocuous social media comments that violate the totalitarian codes.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (OTzUX)

85 "Barack and Cory, sitting in a tree"?

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (7d/2N)

86 It really is.

They demand we use their pronouns yet they feel free to redefine women's genitalia as "front holes" and women as "owners of a uterus." I don't know any women who are OK with being described with such demeaning, dehumanizing language.

F#ck that.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)


The next step is to declare that there's no such thing as "gay", "straight", or "bisexual", merely a genital preference (they may already be doing this, for all I know). So, if you're a woman who likes other women, you aren't a lesbian, merely a woman who likes vaginas. And if you refuse to like the shit-smelling surgically mutilated scrotum of a transwoman, then you're a bigot.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (jOcSX)

87 Welp, a kitten just knocked half the stuff on my husband's desk off. I guess he didn't approve of it.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

88 "Lord Justice Bean"

Right now I'm imagining Rowan Atkinson in a black robe and white wig.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (xPl2J)

89 Seen in YouTube comments:

"2020 is like someone found all 7 Dragonballs and wished Alex Jones was right."

Nailed it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (OssQ4)

90 @35 Colorado Alex in Exile- This +1,000

Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (0jZnq)

91 Seriously how could they have ruled differently.

The entire greater England realm is peopled by the most creatively foul mouthed and insulting people ever known to mankind.

If their court rules that people can not be offended, you'd literally have to silence every tongue in the fcuking kingdom, one way or another.

its not quite peak stupid yet- but its not for lack of effort!


Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (Z7CCE)

92 Do you have to be gay to use a messenger bag?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (ySQBZ)

93 Miss Scottow was arrested in 2018 and taken from her children and
into custody after referring to trans woman Stefanie Hayden as a man, a
'racist' and a 'pig in the wig'. Miss Hayden, 47, reported the online
remarks to police.




Welcome to Air Strip One, comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (nQwBd)

94 Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too.
+++++++++++
As it shall ever and always be...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (hYcqw)

95 Rosario should be forced to wear a Santa beard for the holidays.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (8k7U7)

96

Next year... FURRY RIGHTS!

LOL, suck it, er, whatever it is, bitches!

Posted by: Biden's AG & Fudge Packed Court at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (trev9)

97 Right now I'm imagining Rowan Atkinson in a black robe and white wig.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (xPl2J)
-------

Oh good, it wasn't just me.

Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (/669Q)

98 59 Guys,

Who's up for watching some football with us? Some brewskis, some chips, some wings? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Posted by: Elliot Page and Cory Booker at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (PiwSw)

_______


The only thing that can save the NFL now is Transgender Lingerie Football.

Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (wxUB5)

99 Why do I suspect that this ruling will have no general influence and the UK will keep being a tyrannical police state that chills speech, punishes dissidents and kowtows to enemies?

Doesn't the "home office" make its own rules, like all the time? I seem to hear every few months about some ridiculous announcement from the "home office" about how they're not going to prosecute burglars who only hit homeowners with a crowbar once.

Oh, and homeowners, don't fight back unless it's spontaneous, genuine, and a proportional response (whatever the fuck that means).

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (YYlyE)

100 I was so proud of him, and then the demons came after him. They are like piranha's, so toxic and devil-worshipping. The rot of the culture needs Clorox.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (sfhL4)

This is the mob making sure a Trump never rises to any influence again.

It's not conscious. They do it because they are programmed to do it.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (My6Vh)

101 Rowan Atkinson in a black robe and white wig.

And a codpiece the size of a buick

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (jdRf/)

102 "Elon had to back down and grovel and apologize."


That's the problem right there. That's why civilization is collapsing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:23 PM (H8QX8)

103
... five seconds after he made his withdrawal.
Posted by: ace


... when -- SURPRISE! -- he was just as flaccid as when he attempted to make his deposit.

What? We are talking about his most recent ATM transaction, are we not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 01:23 PM (pNxlR)

104 Do you have to be gay to use a messenger bag?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (ySQBZ)


No, but it helps. Messenger bags are a must when driving a Vespa.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

105
Cory Booker says he has no plans to propose to Rosario Dawson this Christmas

___________

In this day and age it may sound astonishing and subversive, but truth be told, if you're a woman it's all right to want some cock.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:23 PM (mht8P)

106 The offensive language was the pronoun "he."

Also: "pig in a wig."




So, pot and dot is ok for Heels have Hinges Harris?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:23 PM (wf5ik)

107 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (jOcSX)

Not sure that's next. They lose their precious "classes" then. That's more an endgame thing.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2020 01:23 PM (My6Vh)

108 How does one obtain a gender recognition certificate?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2020 01:23 PM (63Dwl)

109 Is "The Big Snipper" also covered as protected speech?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (YA914)

110 Next year... FURRY RIGHTS!

LOL, suck it, er, whatever it is, bitches!

Posted by: Biden's AG & Fudge Packed Court at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (trev9)

_________


Only after NAMBLA wins pedophilia rights.

Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (wxUB5)

111 As for the trans cosplay, why is it that if radfems are forever demanding some sort of special treatment in the guise of grievance relief, because men just don't understand what it's like to be a woman, they accept that some man can declare that he not only understands women but that he does so at a level of actually being one?
I just can't wra5my head around the gender switch thing.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (48RE5)


A lot of radical feminists don't accept it. Hence the war between trannies and TERFs: there are radical feminists who believe that men and women are fundamentally different, and that it's insulting to think that a man can become a woman through surgery and a wig.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (jOcSX)

112 Someone talks shit about Front Holes?


I kill them.

Posted by: Francis at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (ImaEB)

113 Cory Booker says he has no plans to propose to Rosario Dawson this Christmas

___________

In this day and age it may sound astonishing and subversive, but truth be told, if you're a woman it's all right to want some cock.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



So does Cory.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (wf5ik)

114 Why is it OK for Ellen Paige to bolt on a dick, but not ol for her to have Corn Rows or Dreadlocks?
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (ImaEB)

Not sure, but I think the answer has something to do with knowing who makes the rules, who must follow them, and that logic of the rules is immaterial

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (oAY8z)

115 Twitter...a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Posted by: Joshua Falken at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (wUHYj)

116 @61 Colorado Alex in Exile-No, you never take them back to your place for the chance to "cuddle". It's either the Hampton Inn or the parking lot outside the wine bar.

Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (0jZnq)

117 Well, she's not out out, you guys:

"People kept saying that I [came out] . . . I didn't do that. I mean, it's not inaccurate, but I never did come out come out."

She added, "I mean, I guess I am now."

While she did not elaborate on how she identifies her sexuality, she clarified that she's never actually been in a queer relationship: "I've never had a relationship in that space, so it's never felt like an authentic calling to me."



The other thing that came out about Dawson was that she and her mom were mean to their trans housekeeper.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

118 Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

I disappoint myself every day, boss. Why should you be left out?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (2JVJo)

119 >> Do you have to be gay to use a messenger bag?


Not if you are a messenger / courier.

But it doesn't hurt. Because people are gonna assume.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (ImaEB)

120 What a smile Cory has. Most guys wouldn't smile with a sequined candelabra shoved up their ass, but Cory carries on like the fiercely heterosexual US Senator we are pretty sure he is. Maybe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (I58tH)

121
I'm actually beginning to look forward to the camps.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah, we'll be in the sector that stays up all night, partying and making a general nuisance of ourselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (pNxlR)

122 rosario is a switch hitter actually
Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (g741k)


All women are, if given the right set of circumstances.

Look, I get it. Women don't want to acknowledge it, but men are disgusting, and none of them should want to be with any of us. Ever.

Women are soft and sweet and taste like honey. It would make no sense to me that ANY woman wouldn't want to cuddle up to another woman.

Even if she never would. It just makes good damn sense.

So is she a "switch" hitter? Sure. And if at any given time she's decided she doesn't want/need mangoo anywhere near her... yeah. Of course.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (hku12)

123 I can't imagine a situation where I have to refer to a trannie.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (ySQBZ)

124 >>> Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too.

Twitter's response: "Some or all of the content shared in this comment is disputed and might be misleading"

Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (Rbfr/)

125 The science that dare not speak its name

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 01:26 PM (Izzlo)

126 After all these many years, I'm still don't know what a "body man" is, nor why a president would employ someone with that title.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 18, 2020 01:26 PM (OssQ4)

127
Why is it OK for Ellen Paige to bolt on a dick, but not ol for her to have Corn Rows or Dreadlocks?
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (ImaEB)

_______

Woke life: too complicated for the stupid, too stupid for the intelligent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:26 PM (mht8P)

128 Messenger bags are a must when driving a Vespa

Out on the Harley my own messenger bag is much smaller, it just fits under my left arm, to be honest it only has room for my .45

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:26 PM (jdRf/)

129 As for the trans cosplay, why is it that if radfems are forever demanding some sort of special treatment in the guise of grievance relief, because men just don't understand what it's like to be a woman, they accept that some man can declare that he not only understands women but that he does so at a level of actually being one?
I just can't wra5my head around the gender switch thing.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (48RE5)
++++++++++
The trans issue has caused a divide among feminists, and cast them into two groups.
The first group are the general-purpose communists. They're down with the trans struggle regardless of its implications for feminism or womanhood.

The second group are the so-called "TERFs" (trans-exclusionary radical feminists). These are the actual feminists. They reject "transwomen" because they aren't women, can't be women, cannot experience female life and are a threat to feminism and womanhood.

It turns out that fairly few feminists were actually about women or feminism and that most of them are actually general-purpose communists. Astounding that, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:26 PM (hYcqw)

130 Welp, a kitten just knocked half the stuff on my husband's desk off. I guess he didn't approve of it.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh


Cue the gif of a cat knocking stuff off a desk.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2020 01:26 PM (VsHYs)

131
yup, she came out as LGBTQ, I think while she was "dating" Cory Booker.







But the way she worded it... Something about being in the LGTBBQASAPFUBAR "community". Like she was saying that she was LTGBAQSAFPBB only in the sense that she was dating a member of the LQSAFBRAGB cabal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (EGyGV)

132 Rump pole of the Bailey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

133 Cory Booker will have his baby out of wedlock, and raise it proudly

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (oAY8z)

134 How does one obtain a gender recognition certificate?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2020 01:23 PM (63Dwl)


Local DMV has a 2 for 1 special right now, gender recognition & vaccination certificate.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (8k7U7)

135
A Messenger bag is a purse
And riding a Vespa's a curse
But, when an Ewok builds a shelf
It's a danger to hisself
It'll fall and put him in a hearse


Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (EERbD)

136 Transgenderism is misogyny, pure and simple.

It's hilarious to me that upper-middle-class women are the biggest boosters of transgenderism and also the most likely to get drop-kicked by it.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 01:13 PM (ZGrMX)

The transgender lobby is the tool to crush the feminist and lesbian blocs in the halls of power. In the UK "Terfs" (women who exclude men pretending to be women) are already being persecuted.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (eoQWY)

137 The football coaches are leading the way. First Tuberville will object to the electoral college vote now Brian Kelly and Dabo Swinney are hammering on the CFP committee to either get CA to allow players parents and family to attend the CFP game at the Rose Bowl or move it to a state that would allow family attendance. Kelly threatened that his team might not play if families were not allowed to attend.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (JIcWO)

138 Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.


We're NOT quitters!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (wf5ik)

139 All women are, if given the right set of circumstances.



NO FUCKING WAY


That's a rancid, male fantasy born from watching too much porn. Uttery false and of a warped sexual perspective.

Gross.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (ySQBZ)

140 18 Cory Booker says he has no plans to propose to Rosario Dawson this Christmas

Cory still has national political ambitions, so he can't kick Rosario to the curb.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:12 PM (I2/tG)

Indeed. President Kamala Harris will need to select a suitable VP replacement, when the time comes.

I had another way to write that, but 'phrasing'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (4tiP2)

141 Well, you gotta admit - as beards go, Rosario Dawson is pretty damn hawt!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (CAJOC)

142 A lot of radical feminists don't accept it. Hence
the war between trannies and TERFs: there are radical feminists who
believe that men and women are fundamentally different, and that it's
insulting to think that a man can become a woman through surgery and a
wig.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (jOcSX)

You can no more "become a woman" by mutilating yourself and wearing a dress than you can "become black" by applying shoe polish to your face. Transgenderism is just another form of blackface.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (946rW)

143 Cory Booker says he has no plans to propose to Rosario Dawson this Christmas

Wuv, twue wuv.

Posted by: The Impressive Clergyman at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (AiZBA)

144 Wait, Paul Lynde was gay?

Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (c1qKx)

---------------------
The next thing they'll be telling me is that Charles Nelson Reilly was gay, too.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (ch6++)

145 Ace says: "Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too."


He noticed us! Everyone! He noticed us!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (0QYMt)

146 PLEASE LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF LORD JUSTICE BEAN CLOSELY BEFORE YOU SHARE THIS STORY....

Posted by: KasperHauser at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (VV8Y9)

147 Right now I'm imagining Rowan Atkinson in a black robe and white wig.
=======================
Yeah, me too. And fumbling through the ruling like he did the marriage service in "Four Weddings and a Funereal".
"On today's dicklette...er...mmm, DOCKET..."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (7Fj9P)

148
It all sounds like Stalinists vs. Trotskyites, but far more ordinary Russians got arrested and sent to the Kolyma.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (mht8P)

149

So... if I install a FleshLight IN my messenger bag, so I can bang it while on the Vespa, does that make the bag less gay?

Asking for ChemJeff...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (trev9)

150 REG:What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!

FRANCIS:It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

REG:Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (nQwBd)

151 A lot of radical feminists don't accept it. Hence the war between trannies and TERFs

The women-only Michigan Womyn's Music Festival shut down five years ago, after a thirty year run.

They didn't think that mutilated men in wigs were women, and a campaign of harassment followed the organizers and performers at the festival.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (I2/tG)

152 51 I'm actually beginning to look forward to the camps.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)


Three hots and a cot a surrounded by like-minded people. The thought is refreshing.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (Fs5vw)

153 "This is the mob making sure a Trump never rises to any influence again."


They don't hate Trump because of any policy or because he's "literally Hitler" or even because they think he's a racist. They hate him because of his freedom to say what he wants to say and his basic indifference to their codes and dogmas. He's a free-swinging American cut from the old cloth, and that is totally intolerable. He sets an example -- perhaps the most prominent -- that represents a mortal threat.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (H8QX8)

154 >>Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020

*Uncrosses Legs*

Don't be so closed minded.

*Crosses Legs*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (ImaEB)

155 Chesterfield wouldn't fit on a vespa

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (ySQBZ)

156 "Cory Booker will have his baby out of wedlock, and raise it proudly"

Corey...that's not a baby.


It's a turd.

It fell out your butthole.

Stop trying to nurse it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (3D/fK)

157 Those two Brit judges kinda look like they are cross-dressing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (H5knJ)

158
Three hots and a cot a surrounded by like-minded people. The thought is refreshing.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (Fs5vw)

________

Until you get knifed by the Bluebell gang.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (mht8P)

159

Then, I banged me gavel!

Posted by: British Judge at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (trev9)

160 I can't believe Barry hasn't come out already. His fan base would swoon and his popularity among the progs would skyrocket.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (ptqGC)

161 You know who should prepare to be blown?

Coreys boyfriend

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (JFO2v)

162 Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (ImaEB)

You're trying to push a shudder-nausea-flinch into outright spew.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (ySQBZ)

163 The Pentagon discontinued briefings with the Biden Transition Team on Friday morning. A top Biden official was unaware of the directive. Of course, this suddden announcement shocked the Deep State apparatus.
And now this -- Acting Director of Defence Miller is meeting with President Trump at 3:30 PM in the Oval Office.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)

164 A lot of radical feminists don't accept it. Hence the war between trannies and TERFs: there are radical feminists who believe that men and women are fundamentally different, and that it's insulting to think that a man can become a woman through surgery and a wig.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:24 PM (jOcSX)

The main reason the TERF higher ups don't want men getting into their action is political. Men are more driven by career and more ruthless on the average. If let in they will drive the actual women out of the game, just like males will drive the women out of women's sports.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (eoQWY)

165 Chesterfield wouldn't fit on a vespa
Posted by: dagny, first of her name


What? You could probably fit a case or two on one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (VsHYs)

166 All women are, if given the right set of circumstances.

Three appletinis?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (jOcSX)

167 I'm actually beginning to look forward to the camps.

There are going to be potato-sack races. I just know it!

Posted by: guy who thinks mom took the dog to a farm at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (H5knJ)

168 156 "Cory Booker will have his baby out of wedlock, and raise it proudly"

Corey...that's not a baby.


It's a turd.

It fell out your butthole.

Stop trying to nurse it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (3D/fK)

Hey carefully molded and sculpted it to make it more lifelike. Let him have this one.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (nakwk)

169 Well, she's not out out, you guys:

"People kept saying that I [came out] . . . I didn't do that. I mean, it's not inaccurate, but I never did come out come out."

She added, "I mean, I guess I am now."

While she did not elaborate on how she identifies her sexuality, she clarified that she's never actually been in a queer relationship: "I've never had a relationship in that space, so it's never felt like an authentic calling to me."


The other thing that came out about Dawson was that she and her mom were mean to their trans housekeeper.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:25 PM (bDqIh)


What a bunch of double talk nonsense.

You know, the singer, Morrissey, as far as I know he's never come out, and has always had clever comments about his sexuality.

When he was younger, he had an angular, suave look. I'm just going to take it for granted he could bed just about anybody he wanted, male or female.

And now that he's in his... 60s(?) he basically looks the same as he did in the 80s, only with gray hair.

So sure, why not. Be coy. It adds to the mystique.

But don't give me this nonsense, Rosario. You're a dyke. Of course you are. Just look at yourself.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)

170 159

Then, I banged me gavel!
Posted by: British Judge at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (trev9)


Things that sound dirty

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (JFO2v)

171 Cory Booker says he has no plans to propose to Rosario Dawson this Christmas
===================
Why buy the beard, when you can have it for free?
-Things my gay uncle Chuck taught me

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (7Fj9P)

172 Those two Brit judges kinda look like they are cross-dressing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (H5knJ)


Hell, they look like Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (AiZBA)

173 >>The next step is to declare that there's no such thing as "gay", "straight", or "bisexual", merely a genital preference (they may already be doing this, for all I know). So, if you're a woman who likes other women, you aren't a lesbian, merely a woman who likes vaginas. And if you refuse to like the shit-smelling surgically mutilated scrotum of a transwoman, then you're a bigot.



They pretty much have. Annoying Andy Sullivan wrote a long essay about it -- how he can't support trans activism because it denies him of an essential part of his identity as a gay man: he's a man who is attracted to *men*. Not Weirdos like Elliot Page.

I keep wondering when this is going to 'hit the fan.' Sullivan's essay just sort of fell flat -- was really hoping it would cause a scandal just so that this was all out in the open re: trans doesn;t work w/LBQ. It's only affecting lesbians right now, since so many of the TERFs are lesbians. They will get around to it, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

174 Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too.


I could have saved you that call if you asked.

My shelves are fucking outstanding,

But are they UP standing?

and you can carry a laptop in a messenger bag.

So its a trans computer case?

Go fuck yourselves.

Feastivus has begun!

Posted by: Bete at December 18, 2020 01:32 PM (Ojki1)

175 Say what you want about his ruling, but Mr. Lord Bean knows physical comedy

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 01:32 PM (oAY8z)

176 They don't hate Trump because of any policy or because he's "literally Hitler" or even because they think he's a racist. They hate him because of his freedom to say what he wants to say and his basic indifference to their codes and dogmas.

He's a free-swinging American

Posted by: Ordinary American


Most alphas are.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:32 PM (wf5ik)

177 Three hots and a cot a surrounded by like-minded people. The thought is refreshing.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (Fs5vw)

Just think of your GAINNZZZZ as you eat your yummy gruel after a day hard labor in the fields, quarries, and game preserves of your betters!*


*Gruel availability conditional on your ability to survive 24 hrs. in General Zaroff's Game Preserve and Safari Adventure.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 01:32 PM (0QYMt)

178 Until you get knifed by the Bluebell gang.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (mht8P)
------

Wait a minute, wait a cotton-pickin' minute! We are on the same side!

I'll save the shiv for when the guards come to deliver our raw vegan meals.

Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2020 01:32 PM (/669Q)

179 Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (nQwBd)


That movie couldn't be made today.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Doctor of Housekeeping at December 18, 2020 01:33 PM (PiwSw)

180
I'm actually beginning to look forward to the camps.

There are going to be potato-sack races. I just know it!
Posted by: guy who thinks mom took the dog to a farm


Three legged races will be...different.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2020 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

181 Well, I was sorta ok with playing along with gender dysphoria out of my compassion for the mentally ill., right up until I was told I *HAD* to do it.

Now it's very much no effing way. You want to splash you gnostic faith at me about how you "feel" being more important than objective material reality, then I have at the same time a right to tell you, gender theory is a pile pseudoscientific crap, and yes I am "qualified" to say so, people who are mentally healthy can deal with society's perception of them even when it disagrees with how they feel about themselves, (sounds like life to me). Gender roles are rooted in the reality of human reproduction and related biology. And as a personal theological belief, any belief that the spiritual is divided from the material of the human person and somehow supersedes it or represents a "greater truth" is a heresy against the ordered good of existence.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 18, 2020 01:33 PM (Y6UV7)

182 "This is the mob making sure a Trump never rises to any influence again."


They don't hate Trump because of any policy or because he's "literally Hitler" or even because they think he's a racist. They hate him because of his freedom to say what he wants to say and his basic indifference to their codes and dogmas. He's a free-swinging American cut from the old cloth, and that is totally intolerable. He sets an example -- perhaps the most prominent -- that represents a mortal threat.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (H8QX

They hate him because for all those decades they thought he was one of them, the "Elites", and they didn't hide themselves from him. And then he sided with us, the ones they actually hate and want to destroy.

Look at who the Democrats actually damaged with the lockdowns and riots - their own, blue as blue constituents.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 01:33 PM (eoQWY)

183 he next step is to declare that there's no such thing as "gay", "straight", or "bisexual", merely a genital preference (they may already be doing this, for all I know). So, if you're a woman who likes other women, you aren't a lesbian, merely a woman who likes vaginas. And if you refuse to like the shit-smelling surgically mutilated scrotum of a transwoman, then you're a bigot.



They pretty much have. Annoying Andy Sullivan wrote a long essay about it -- how he can't support trans activism because it denies him of an essential part of his identity as a gay man: he's a man who is attracted to *men*. Not Weirdos like Elliot Page.

I keep wondering when this is going to 'hit the fan.' Sullivan's essay just sort of fell flat -- was really hoping it would cause a scandal just so that this was all out in the open re: trans doesn;t work w/LBQ. It's only affecting lesbians right now, since so many of the TERFs are lesbians. They will get around to it, though.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

and then "simply prefers children" gets weaseled in there

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (oAY8z)

184 "You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day. "
Thanks I needed this message of affirmation.



Posted by: Frosty'd at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (+y8uL)

185 Then, I banged me gavel!

Posted by: British Judge at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (trev9)


*Yakkitty-Sax plays*

*Cute birds in sexy underwear and negligees chase judge around court room in fast motion*

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (EERbD)

186 My shelves are fucking outstanding, and you can carry a laptop in a messenger bag.

Go fuck yourselves.


"It's a purse!"

Posted by: Mr. Chow at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (ejd/p)

187 Wait, Paul Lynde was gay?

Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (c1qKx)

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The next thing they'll be telling me is that Charles Nelson Reilly was gay, too.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (ch6++)


You can't beat the truly testosterone-drenched manhood that is Rip Taylor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (2JVJo)

188 "Miss Scottow was arrested in 2018 and taken from her children"

just the facts of this sentence is terrifying

fucking arrested because she insulted someone

Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (uS2EJ)

189 Speaking of: You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day.

Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too. .

My shelves are fucking outstanding,

and you can carry a laptop in a messenger bag.

Go fuck yourselves.




He likes us. He really likes us!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (wf5ik)

190 McConnell heroically battling for enormous printed money dump to help Americans struggling against 100% pointless self-inflicted economic vandalism unleashed by unscientific public health cretins.

But that's OK, GOP governors in MD and TN on the rampage with idiotic garbage based on the same fantasy of "controlling" a (now widely) prevalent virus. The MD idiot is almost Cuomo-like - not obviously as stupid, but incredibly arrogant, insulting to his citizens.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (OTzUX)

191 >>You know, the singer, Morrissey, as far as I know he's never come out, and has always had clever comments about his sexuality.


I LOVE how b#tchy Morrisey is about wokeness.
Also, I saw him at the DAR in DC, and he was fabulous! Don't even rememmber who opened for him. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:35 PM (bDqIh)

192 Well, I was sorta ok with playing along with gender dysphoria out of my compassion for the mentally ill., right up until I was told I *HAD* to do it.

Now it's very much no effing way. You want to splash you gnostic faith at me about how you "feel" being more important than objective material reality, then I have at the same time a right to tell you, gender theory is a pile pseudoscientific crap, and yes I am "qualified" to say so, people who are mentally healthy can deal with society's perception of them even when it disagrees with how they feel about themselves, (sounds like life to me). Gender roles are rooted in the reality of human reproduction and related biology. And as a personal theological belief, any belief that the spiritual is divided from the material of the human person and somehow supersedes it or represents a "greater truth" is a heresy against the ordered good of existence.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 18, 2020 01:33 PM (Y6UV7)

Don't worry - the trans-activists are just grifters. Actual trans don't share the goals, they actually want to fit in as best they can and not make waves.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 01:35 PM (eoQWY)

193 "You're all a bunch of morons and you find new ways to disappoint me every day. "
Thanks I needed this message of affirmation.


Posted by: Frosty'd at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (+y8uL)

--------------------------------

This is the love that keeps me coming back everyday!


Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 18, 2020 01:35 PM (oGBso)

194 That movie couldn't be made today.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Doctor of Housekeeping at December 18, 2020 01:33 PM (PiwSw)


I'm surprised that scene hasn't been deemed a hate crime and destroyed. They pulled the Germans episode of Fawlty Towers for the use of one word.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 01:35 PM (nQwBd)

195 Tell me again which side wants everyone to confirm to their religious beliefs?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Direct link to pdf report detailing fraud across state lines at December 18, 2020 01:36 PM (Kt1w/)

196
Asking for ChemJeff...
Posted by: Dirty Frank


Let the chemical homunculus ask for himself. We need another round of rage stoking.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

197 "The MD idiot is almost Cuomo-like - not obviously as stupid, but incredibly arrogant, insulting to his citizens. "


Within the last several hours, the Maryland Restaurant Association has filed several injunction requests with multiple counties, the city of Baltimore, and I think Hogan himself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2020 01:36 PM (3D/fK)

198 Ace is softening over the years. Long gone are the days of the Wok scolding us for our F Bombs killing advertising.

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (jdRf/)

199 It's a Festivus miracle!

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (Izzlo)

200 Here's a fun webinar description (speaking of TERFS)

https://gender.stanford.edu/events/terf-industrial-complex-transphobia-feminism-and-race

Check out the "About the Speakers"

Now play the fun game "Is this an insane asylum or an esteemed American university?"

And honest question about Grace Lavery: "If you're going to be a "transwoman", shouldn't the first thing you do be to shave off your moustache?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Doctor of Housekeeping at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (PiwSw)

201 University Medical Center of El Paso tried faking a live vaccination. I've seen better B movies. I would link it but the only video I see is from Fakebook

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (DB16e)

202 Wait, Paul Lynde was gay?

Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (c1qKx)

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The next thing they'll be telling me is that Charles Nelson Reilly was gay, too.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 18, 2020 01:28 PM (ch6++)

You can't beat the truly testosterone-drenched manhood that is Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (2JVJo)


Given how manly some of the gay actors have been, down through the ages, I'm going to at least consider the possibility that one or more of those guys was... fiercely hetero.

Just to throw everybody off.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (hku12)

203 100% pointless self-inflicted economic vandalism unleashed by unscientific public health cretins.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (OTzUX)

I like that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (H8QX8)

204 I keep wondering when this is going to 'hit the fan.' Sullivan's essay just sort of fell flat -- was really hoping it would cause a scandal just so that this was all out in the open re: trans doesn;t work w/LBQ. It's only affecting lesbians right now, since so many of the TERFs are lesbians. They will get around to it, though.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

and then "simply prefers children" gets weaseled in there
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (oAY8z)

That can only go so far. They can't make discrimination work if everyone can just declare themselves as part of a protected class.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (eoQWY)

205 Marr was the true talent in the Smiths.


Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (ImaEB)

206 Seen on the internet...

COMMENTER_1:
Apparently, Hunter Biden can walk and chew gum at the same time ... now ..

The painter Hunter Biden, whose oeuvre I'm sure you're familiar with, is reportedly getting ready to debut his artworks to the world. According to Page Six, Biden may soon be represented by the Georges Bergès Gallery in New York City, with a solo show planned for sometime next year.

COMMENTER_2:
One way in which payoffs are made. High priced " art work: bought by the anonymous collector.

COMMENTER_3:
BINGO!

Making all the corrupt payoffs and bribes legit.
COMMENTER_1:
So, we should expect Hunter's best Crayola works ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (3aI0K)

207
Until you get knifed by the Bluebell gang.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (mht8P)


That's why, instead of clothes, I'm bringing a suitcase full of chocolate.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (Fs5vw)

208 Goe fucke yourselvese

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Direct link to pdf report detailing fraud across state lines at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (Kt1w/)

209 Ace is softening over the years. Long gone are the days of the Wok scolding us for our F Bombs killing advertising.
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (jdRf/)


That was a fucking bridge too far.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (AiZBA)

210 weird goings on

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (oAY8z)

211 We need another round of rage stoking.

As opposed to rage STROKING, which is reserved for the sundown hours.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (2JVJo)

212 "I don't want him to die a lonely, fiercely-heterosexual bachelor like Paul Lynde, Jm J. Bullock, Liberace, or Obama after his divorce."

Rock Fucking Hudson.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (w+Ped)

213 Ace asking us to clean up the comments was totes adorbs.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (ImaEB)

214 The women-only Michigan Womyn's Music Festival shut down five years ago, after a thirty year run.
==========================
I thought it was because of the last, calamitous year when they all got their periods on the same day.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (7Fj9P)

215 154 >>Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020

*Uncrosses Legs*

Don't be so closed minded.

*Crosses Legs*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 18, 2020 01:29 PM (ImaEB)

Hillary Clinton imitating Sharon Stone?

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (7d/2N)

216 Don't worry - the trans-activists are just grifters. Actual trans don't share the goals, they actually want to fit in as best they can and not make waves.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 01:35 PM (eoQWY)


This is the critical thing: the social justice movement isn't about justice, it's about power over others, and enabling predators and bullies. Take the trannies in the bathroom issue: the issue wasn't some dude who legitimately wants to present as a woman using the ladies room. Chances are he goes in, does his business, and leaves without making a fuss. But the new rules that the left wanted to push would have enabled predators to exploit those rules for their own gains. It would have enabled bullies to use the rules to hurt businesses just to sate their own egos, or to fill their pockets (similar to how the ADA gets abused).

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (jOcSX)

217 Funny how calling white folks racist names is alright but the n word is worthy of the death penalty.
Because it is written somewhere. Some new aged bible that's never been published I guess. Maybe it's never been published because of the constant updates.

Posted by: Case at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (/hvRa)

218 88 "Lord Justice Bean"

Right now I'm imagining Rowan Atkinson in a black robe and white wig.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (xPl2J)

I'm imagining Judge Roy Bean in a saloon:

"The accused is found guilty. Hanging is tomorrow at noon..."

"Bar's open!"

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (MkuC5)

219 >>> Why is it OK for Ellen Paige to bolt on a dick, but not ol for her to have Corn Rows or Dreadlocks?
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:20 PM (ImaEB)

Drag is technically a gendered form of blackface, and could be construed as gender cultural appropriation. Most queens and kings hyperfetishize cisgendered norms. Once I realized that, could not be unseen. It doesn't matter that drag celebrates empowerment, according to SJW rules it should be banned.

It's such and ingrained part of LGBT culture, it's hard to imagine it going away. But as we know from the culture wars, anything can be Alinksy'd now.

Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (Rbfr/)

220 Wire transfer for my house purchase is sent. I get the keys on Tuesday.

/me wanders off, feeling a pit of sepsis in his guts until he gets used to the idea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (hYcqw)

221 University Medical Center of El Paso tried faking a live vaccination. I've seen better B movies. I would link it but the only video I see is from Fakebook

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (DB16e)

-

Was that the one where they gave the guy two doses because the first one "might not have been a full dose" and because science?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Direct link to pdf report detailing fraud across state lines at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (Kt1w/)

222 He- did you just call me he? How dare you mis gender me! I am a woman.
Me- thank you for sharing. You may go now.
He - no! I won't go! You have OFFENDED me!

Me- *sigh* you are not a woman. your physical body is male. Your chromosomes say you are male. If you lop off your dick and install a permanent wound that you call a vagina, you will still not be a woman. You will be an it. I will agree to call you an it but I will not call you female. You don't like that? I don't fucking care. I don't care about your feels and I will not be forced to participate in your psychotic delusions. And stop gender appropriating, ya fucking freak.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (Vxu+H)

223 209 Ace is softening over the years. Long gone are the days of the Wok scolding us for our F Bombs killing advertising.
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (jdRf/)

That was a fucking bridge too far.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (AiZBA)

=========

His ad revenue is already dead.

Can't kill what's already dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 01:39 PM (NWM+b)

224 You know, the singer, Morrissey, as far as I know he's never come out, and has always had clever comments about his sexuality.

---------
I LOVE how b#tchy Morrisey is about wokeness.
Also, I saw him at the DAR in DC, and he was fabulous! Don't even rememmber who opened for him. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:35 PM (bDqIh)


Most of his solo work, to me is rather meh. Maybe due to the fact that Morrissey/Marr was such a perfect combination.

Marr's solo work stinks on ice.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:39 PM (hku12)

225 Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (3aI0K)


That was the first thing I thought of: money laundering.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:39 PM (w+Ped)

226 >>Marr's solo work stinks on ice.


So does Daniel Ash's solo stuff.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:40 PM (ImaEB)

227
Some Things Never Change






https://tinyurl.com/y346j8er






Miracle of Sound






Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2020 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

228 Looks pretty certain that "Trump's type arising again" is now foreclosed. Multiple safeguards in place.

First, abuse the powers of the state Third World style to try to prevent his election - with impunity. When that failed, use the same powers to hamstring him and limit his actual power in office. Next, judiciary moves to greatly dilute his impact by taking their lawlessness to a new level. Finally, make elections actually meaningless, make the country into Belarus or Zimbabwe.

None of which would work on a country peopled by Americans, in any meaningful historical sense. But, you know.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2020 01:40 PM (OTzUX)

229 198 Ace is softening over the years. Long gone are the days of the Wok scolding us for our F Bombs killing advertising.
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (jdRf/)

This is true.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (7d/2N)

230 Also, sad I missed the Gainzzz thread last night.
Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2020 01:15 PM (Rbfr/)


Ace is staying in shape by roaming the rugged hills of NYC.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (9IdCK)

231 You know, my sense is the Chinese Communist Party takes a dim view of people flouncing about, pretending to be the other sex and all the Western bacchanalia in general. Second look at them taking over the country??

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (GZ/yK)

232 >>His ad revenue is already dead.


In hindsight, putting its bed under those shelves was not a smart move.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (ImaEB)

233 Stinky people on airplanes are still neither fined nor jailed, let alone removed from the flight and told to bathe or stay away from others.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (uc+oy)

234 No doubt the shelves are outstanding.

The installation work, on the other hand...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (CAJOC)

235
Ace is softening over the years. Long gone are the days of the Wok scolding us for our F Bombs killing advertising.
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (jdRf/)






Or Wicket getting pissy and telling us to "knock it off with the Ewok shit".

Good times, good times....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (EGyGV)

236 His ad revenue is already dead.

Then it's a good time to remind folks to hit the fucking tip jar.

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (jdRf/)

237 The stapler had it coming.

Posted by: Kitten on a desk, nudge nudge nudge at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (scZXh)

238 Can't kill what's already dead.

I hear that.

Posted by: Huma Abedin's Soul at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (2JVJo)

239 This happened in the UK?

Perhaps there is hope for mankind after all.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (BM2fS)

240 Ace is staying in shape by roaming the rugged hills of NYC.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (9IdCK)


Hey Michael, how ya feeling?

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (8k7U7)

241 Wire transfer for my house purchase is sent. I get the keys on Tuesday.

/me wanders off, feeling a pit of sepsis in his guts until he gets used to the idea.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (hYcqw)
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Congrats! You are moving out of state, correct? When do you actually move?

Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (/669Q)

242 And honest question about Grace Lavery: "If you're going to be a "transwoman", shouldn't the first thing you do be to shave off your moustache?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Doctor of Housekeeping at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (PiwSw)


What if it's a Romanian transwoman?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (0QYMt)

243 And billions of wokesters looked to the sky and screamed through tear filled eyes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (pw+jk)

244 220 Wire transfer for my house purchase is sent. I get the keys on Tuesday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (hYcqw)

Yay!

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (7d/2N)

245 "I don't want him to die a lonely, fiercely-heterosexual bachelor like Paul Lynde, Jm J. Bullock, Liberace, or Obama after his divorce."

Rock Fucking Hudson.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (w+Ped)


Some of the others in the biz will tell you one of the biggest poon hounds in the comedy world is...

David Spade.

The guy looks like a 13 year old boy. A gay 13 year old boy.

But apparently he was raking in the fish.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

246 Maybe it's never been published because of the constant updates.
Posted by: Case at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (/hvRa)

Dunno. That never seemed to be a problem for me.

Posted by: The Animal Farm Wall at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (My6Vh)

247 >>Let the chemical homunculus ask for himself. We need another round of rage stoking.



Chemjeff dropped into the ONT to passive-aggressively stir up stuff the evening SCOTUS declined the Texas case.
Got batted around and then banned.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

248 "Also, I called all of your parents, and they're disappointed in you too."
Yah, sounds about right.

Posted by: Whiskey Mike at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (D4kFO)

249 COMMENTER_2:
One way in which payoffs are made. High priced " art work: bought by the anonymous collector.



COMMENTER_3:
BINGO!



Making all the corrupt payoffs and bribes legit.
COMMENTER_1:
So, we should expect Hunter's best Crayola works ?


Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 01:37 PM (3aI0K)




Mr. Xi bids $100 million for Hunter's blobs of ink. Make sure the Big Guy gets his cut.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (nQwBd)

250 Funny how calling white folks racist names is alright but the n word is worthy of the death penalty.
Because it is written somewhere. Some new aged bible that's never been published I guess. Maybe it's never been published because of the constant updates.
Posted by: Case at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (/hvRa)
+++++++++
Postmodernism and social justice dictate the reason. If you take the PoMo assumption (which is neo-Marxist, just cultural instead of economic) that the question isn't one of bigotry but one of structural racism, then this becomes clear.

Racism (or sexism or whateverism) isn't bigotry - they're not the same. Bigotry doesn't matter, only racism (or sexism or whateverism) because it is based on power structure and oppression.

As a result, any bigotry (which remember doesn't matter) that doesn't follow the power structure from higher to lower isn't whateverism. Because the oppressed hating the oppressor is natural and justified and therefore morally right, it is just fine. If an oppressor hates the oppressed, though, it is now structural whateverism and thus evil.

So a white man - who has power and is therefore the oppressor - who hates and uses a racial epithet against a black man is guilty of racism. A black man - who has no (or at least) less power and is therefore oppressed - who hates and uses a racial epithet against a white man is not guilty of racism. It is just a justified lashing out at the oppressor.

It's comprehensible if you leave honesty at the door.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (hYcqw)

251 211 We need another round of rage stoking.

As opposed to rage STROKING, which is reserved for the sundown hours.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (2JVJo)

Fuck that! Anytime is the right time when you're 29.

Never waste an "opportunity".

Posted by: The Irish at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (BgMrQ)

252 I'll never forget how we disappointed Ace over the gay slap-fight video.

Good times.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (ptqGC)

253 >>Chemjeff dropped into the ONT to passive-aggressively stir up stuff the evening SCOTUS declined the Texas case.
Got batted around and then banned.


It was the best sex he's ever had.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (ImaEB)

254 But apparently he was raking in the fish.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

Apparently he still is. Apparently he is hung like a horse. Apparently.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (w+Ped)

255 I forgot the "ewok non-grata" period.

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:44 PM (jdRf/)

256 >>> 156 "Cory Booker will have his baby out of wedlock, and raise it proudly"

Or he can find an abandoned baby in the subway, like that NYC gay couple, and have their adoption of the baby be worthy of a Nobel peace prize in the minds of the SJWs.

Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2020 01:44 PM (Rbfr/)

257 McConnell heroically battling for enormous printed
money dump to help Americans struggling against 100% pointless
self-inflicted economic vandalism unleashed by unscientific public
health cretins.



But that's OK, GOP governors in MD and TN on the rampage with
idiotic garbage based on the same fantasy of "controlling" a (now
widely) prevalent virus. The MD idiot is almost Cuomo-like - not
obviously as stupid, but incredibly arrogant, insulting to his citizens.





Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2020 01:34 PM (OTzUX)

Fuck McConnell. He is trying to buy OUR acquiescence with the steal and head off the tar and feathers (metaphorical I am sure) that are coming his way.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 01:44 PM (946rW)

258 Was that the one where they gave the guy two doses because the first one "might not have been a full dose" and because science?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Direct link to pdf report detailing fraud across state lines at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM
_______________________

I never turned up the volume. A friend sent me the clip and it just looped a few seconds where the Dr. grabs the arm, fumble fucks around and pretends to use a plunger that is already fully depressed. The recipient plays along giving a nod of approval.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 18, 2020 01:44 PM (DB16e)

259 >>I'll never forget how we disappointed Ace over the gay slap-fight video.


If Ace has ever known shame, it should be over this.

...and admitting the whole 'stuck in a snowbank thing'.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (ImaEB)

260 Marr's solo work stinks on ice.
--------

So does Daniel Ash's solo stuff.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:40 PM (ImaEB)


Bauhaus was/is way overrated.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (hku12)

261 Congrats! You are moving out of state, correct? When do you actually move?
Posted by: bluebell at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (/669Q)
++++++++++
I am, and I don't know. Probably late February.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (hYcqw)

262 Lord Justice Warby's wig looks like a cocker spaniel.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

263 Right now I'm imagining Rowan Atkinson in a black robe and white wig.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 18, 2020 01:22 PM (xPl2J)


Why are you imagining it. Look at the damn picture the Daily Mail uses with the article. It IS Rowan Atkinson!

Posted by: KasperHauser at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (VV8Y9)

264 Here's an interesting Twats thread related to all this. It's about how institutions are burning through their credibility at an increasing pace.

https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1327309150913749000

I really like the idea of calling the phenomenon an "iron collapse".

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

265 >>Bauhaus was/is way overrated.


Yeah...

no.

Sorry. That's an argument you aren't going to win with me.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (ImaEB)

266 And now this -- Acting Director of Defence Miller is meeting with President Trump at 3:30 PM in the Oval Office.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
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If he's acting director does he have to wear makeup???


Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (CZm2G)

267 And honest question about Grace Lavery: "If you're going to be a "transwoman", shouldn't the first thing you do be to shave off your moustache?"

This is what perplexes me: why do this if you're not going to put in the work to actually pass as a woman? I'm not saying I understand or approve either way, but the obvious-man-in-a-dress thing baffles me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (H5knJ)

268 Chemjeff dropped into the ONT to passive-aggressively stir up stuff the evening SCOTUS declined the Texas case.
Got batted around and then banned.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

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Dang. I'm sorry I missed that. Was he in Fapplebee's when he posted?

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (ptqGC)

269 39 That's the UK court. Will they prove to be more traditionally liberal than America? Wait until the hate speech laws get uncorked.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:16 PM (H8QX


"Topping the sports news tonight: Eighty-seven Phillies fans, the Phillies manager, and eight players and coaches were arrested during this afternoon's game, for calling the umpires "blind," "stupid," and a term connoting fellatio that the cis-male umpires considered hateful. All of these language incidents look to be clear-cut violations of the new national Hate Crime Law. Execution of all of the accused could happen as soon as dawn, tomorrow."

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (AMIL/)

270 Stinky people on airplanes are still neither fined nor jailed, let alone removed from the flight and told to bathe or stay away from others.

Posted by: Denny Crane!

If we all have masks on when we fly, how would we know others stink?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (Rvt88)

271
What if it's a Romanian transwoman?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet!

_____________

Hungarians say Romanians have hair on the bottom of their feet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (mht8P)

272 If you don't acknowledge that I am a woman, I'll beat the crap out of you!

Posted by: Transgenders! at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (I2/tG)

273 >>My shelves are fucking outstanding, and you can carry a laptop in a messenger bag.
Go fuck yourselves.




Sounds like someone needs a big hug. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (bDqIh)

274 Rosario "Peg" Dawson

Posted by: Dobbs at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (2cfUo)

275 When it comes to using urinals in public restrooms, is it true that fake women have no standing?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (m45I2)

276 I've got a LOT of problems with you people!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (nakwk)

277 But Miss Hayden said: 'This is... a kick in the teeth to the entire LGBT community.'

Plagiarizing another Moron from this morning.
*digs in large canvas Bag-O-Fucks*

Nope, all out, no fucks for you.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (VcFUs)

278 >>What if it's a Romanian transwoman?


At least their the Transwomen run on time.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (ImaEB)

279 Welp.. gotta go. Cable guy is supposed to be here between now and i think Monday. Better put the contraband in the safe.

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (jdRf/)

280 But apparently he was raking in the fish.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:42 PM (hku12)

Apparently he still is. Apparently he is hung like a horse. Apparently.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (w+Ped)


Perhaps so. One would assume the confidence it takes to be as successful as he was/is, given that he looks the way he does, depends on him knowing he's got the right tool.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (hku12)

281 Hungarians say Romanians have hair on the bottom of their feet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Other than Hungarian Romanians.

Posted by: Miklos, fact checker checker at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (QzkSJ)

282 "I don't want him to die a lonely, fiercely-heterosexual bachelor like Paul Lynde, Jm J. Bullock, Liberace, or Obama after his divorce."

Rock Fucking Hudson.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (w+Ped)



Truth!

Posted by: Robert Reid at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (hLXc6)

283 I'm not saying I understand or approve either way, but the obvious-man-in-a-dress thing baffles me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


"Look at me!!, Look at me!!" pretty much explains it all.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (Rvt88)

284 252 I'll never forget how we disappointed Ace over the gay slap-fight video.

Good times.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (ptqGC)


That had to be one of the funniest times on the blog. That was when Empire of Jeff was still around. I laughed until it hurt.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (Fs5vw)

285 I never turned up the volume. A friend sent me the clip and it just looped a few seconds where the Dr. grabs the arm, fumble fucks around and pretends to use a plunger that is already fully depressed. The recipient plays along giving a nod of approval.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 18, 2020 01:44 PM (DB16e)

The creepiest thing about that, is that the dude giving him the shot may have accidentally grabbed a syringe that was used on a prior recipient during the PR stunt. Or they just plum forgot to fill the f'n thing.

Criminy.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (w+Ped)

286 His ad revenue is already dead.

Can't kill what's already dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


We'll dig it up and kill it again!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:48 PM (wf5ik)

287 Also from England, this happy little sing a long:
https://youtu.be/EX5jW-bvRxI


NSFW language.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 18, 2020 01:48 PM (SchxB)

288 6 months in jail and a thousand dollar fine.
Thou shalt not make raspberry noises.

Posted by: Raspberry Sentence at December 18, 2020 01:48 PM (uc+oy)

289 The trans athlete in South Park resembled Macho Man Randy Savage.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2020 01:48 PM (scZXh)

290
Truth!
Posted by: Robert Reid

__________

Right as usual!

Posted by: Tab Hunter at December 18, 2020 01:48 PM (mht8P)

291 I'm not good enough.
I'm not smart enough.
And gosh darn it, I'm disappointing!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2020 01:49 PM (kTF2Z)

292 You know, my sense is the Chinese Communist Party takes a dim view of people flouncing about, pretending to be the other sex and all the Western bacchanalia in general. Second look at them taking over the country??

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 18, 2020 01:41 PM (GZ/yK)
-------------------------------------------

Nope, because they want their subjugated states to stay subjugated. For all we know, all the tranny and other craziness we've had to put up with these last few years has been paid for by the Chinese Communist Party. The worse, the better as some guy said.

Anything that destroys us and causes chaos is a plus for our enemies. So it will continue.

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 18, 2020 01:49 PM (oGBso)

293 And honest question about Grace Lavery: "If you're going to be a "transwoman", shouldn't the first thing you do be to shave off your moustache?"

This is what perplexes me: why do this if you're not going to put in the work to actually pass as a woman? I'm not saying I understand or approve either way, but the obvious-man-in-a-dress thing baffles me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (H5knJ)

They don't want to "pass" they want to RULE. they can't do that if you can't tell who they are.

Those with actual gender dysphoria, on the other hand, usually try their best to look the part.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 01:49 PM (eoQWY)

294 >>I'll never forget how we disappointed Ace over the gay slap-fight video.


I'm guessing Ace was banging a chick who had a gay brother or some shit...

that, or he had just ordered his first Messenger Bag.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:49 PM (ImaEB)

295 When it comes to using urinals in public restrooms, is it true that fake women have no standing?
Posted by: Muldoon

UPHELD!

Posted by: Justice Elect Miklos at December 18, 2020 01:49 PM (QzkSJ)

296 I'm not saying I understand or approve either way, but the obvious-man-in-a-dress thing baffles me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


"Look at me!!, Look at me!!" pretty much explains it all.
Posted by: Tonypete



"Look at me!!, Look at me! Mommy! Look at meeeee!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:49 PM (wf5ik)

297 Bauhaus was/is way overrated.

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Yeah...

no.

Sorry. That's an argument you aren't going to win with me.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (ImaEB)


It's not an argument. Just saying so.

There isn't any place for objective argument.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:50 PM (hku12)

298 Six months in jail and a thousand dollar fine.
Thou shalt not say nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. Those are fighting words and could result in violence.

Posted by: Nanny Nanny Boo Boo Sentence at December 18, 2020 01:50 PM (uc+oy)

299 Perhaps so. One would assume the confidence it takes to be as successful as he was/is, given that he looks the way he does, depends on him knowing he's got the right tool.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (hku12)

Eh. I dunno. I never though he was that funny.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:50 PM (w+Ped)

300 *Looks Down at Brand New Junk*


FUCK ME



...these balls are perfectly symmetrical!

Posted by: Elliot Paige at December 18, 2020 01:50 PM (ImaEB)

301 223 His ad revenue is already dead.
Can't kill what's already dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 01:39 PM (NWM+b)

Do we know that that's true>

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:51 PM (7d/2N)

302 I really wonder how that "community" feels about its own members. I'm not an expert, but I seem to recall that gay men do NOT care for lesbians, lipstick or otherwise. And I would imagine if you could get gay men and lesbians to be honest, they would tell you they do not like trannies. As far as pan sexuals, I'll bet everyone hates them.
Insert rainbow flag HERE

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 01:51 PM (7Fj9P)

303 "I didn't come here to gloat" said old fat virgin ChemJeff, the night the Scotus turned down Trumps case.

I fear he might enjoy the humiliation.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2020 01:51 PM (scZXh)

304 If you don't acknowledge that I am a woman, I'll beat the crap out of you!

Posted by: Transgenders! at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (I2/tG)
---------------------------------

IT'S MA'AM! (totally feminine 6'5" 240 lbs female at GameStop)

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 18, 2020 01:51 PM (oGBso)

305 Marr's solo work stinks on ice.
--------

So does Daniel Ash's solo stuff.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:40 PM (ImaEB)


Bauhaus was/is way overrated.



And Bela Lugosi's Dead. Man...2020, huh?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 01:52 PM (EERbD)

306 ...was given a gender recognition certificate in 2018


*********

An HVBE?




(Honorary Vagina of the British Empire)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 01:52 PM (m45I2)

307 >>Chemjeff dropped into the ONT to passive-aggressively stir up stuff the evening SCOTUS declined the Texas case.
Got batted around and then banned.


Isn't Chemjeff the guy who thought it was virtual genocide to not let anyone into the country who could find a fence to hop?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2020 01:52 PM (/Dgcm)

308 It's not an argument. Just saying so.

There isn't any place for objective argument.
Posted by: BurtTC

Argument is down the hall.

*silly git!*

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 01:52 PM (Rvt88)

309
"Look at me!!, Look at me! Mommy! Look at meeeee!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:49 PM (wf5ik)

__________

"You're not looking at me!!"

*burns house down*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:52 PM (mht8P)

310 Tuberville Waffles On Support For Trump, Won't Commit To Backing Mo Brooks' Electoral College Fight


Roll-over Tide?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 18, 2020 01:52 PM (7UBtI)

311 >>There isn't any place for objective argument.


There is though.

And their influence and the success of those under said influence is nothing less than tangible proof that you are mistaken.

I have had this discussion with New Order fans before.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:52 PM (ImaEB)

312 So Axios is reporting that the halting of sharing of info with Biden's transition team was not a mutually agreed upon decision. Said Biden's team was shocked that data transfer was stopped.

This report is 30 minutes old.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 18, 2020 01:53 PM (l1C8z)

313 >>> Here's an interesting Twats thread related to all this. It's about how institutions are burning through their credibility at an increasing pace.

Nice take.

Speaking of that idea... BLM Inc. burning through their political cache and usefulness to the left, post election, is all the schadenfreude.

BLM on Twitter Nov 7: Congratuations Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

BLM on twitter now: It has been... 32 days since we've requested a meeting with Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. We've heard no response.

I still want to know where the billions that BLM raised actually went.

Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2020 01:53 PM (Rbfr/)

314 Labor layers might see an uptick in hostile work environment litigation.

My boss called me lazy! I demand compensation!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 18, 2020 01:53 PM (uc+oy)

315 301 223 His ad revenue is already dead.
Can't kill what's already dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 01:39 PM (NWM+b)

Do we know that that's true>
Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:51 PM (7d/2N)

I think there was a non-Ace post asking for donations not too long ago that made that point. And Ace may have referred to it more recently given the Techstapo.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:53 PM (w+Ped)

316 "Topping the sports news tonight: Eighty-seven Phillies fans, the
Phillies manager, and eight players and coaches were arrested during
this afternoon's game, for calling the umpires "blind," "stupid," and a
term connoting fellatio that the cis-male umpires considered hateful.
All of these language incidents look to be clear-cut violations of the
new national Hate Crime Law. Execution of all of the accused could
happen as soon as dawn, tomorrow."


"Honest officer, I have Tourette's."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 01:53 PM (HaL55)

317 I fear he might enjoy the humiliation.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2020 01:51 PM (scZXh)

-------

It's part of the kink.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2020 01:53 PM (kTF2Z)

318 Perhaps so. One would assume the confidence it takes to be as successful as he was/is, given that he looks the way he does, depends on him knowing he's got the right tool.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (hku12)

Eh. I dunno. I never though he was that funny.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:50 PM (w+Ped)


I thought he was alright, but guys like Dennis Miller and Norm MacDonald swear he's the funniest guy they know.

Maybe one had to do with the other...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:54 PM (hku12)

319 The MD idiot is almost Cuomo-like - not
obviously as stupid, but incredibly arrogant, insulting to his citizens.
===========
"Wear the Damn Mask" is his new mantra in all commercials.

Posted by: astronaut achmed at December 18, 2020 01:54 PM (E1b7r)

320 MI's health wench is speaking here, with Tyrant Cvnt Whitmer standing in the background.
The only silver lining?
Crazy eyes sign language chick is signing. Hilarious.
She is sort of a kinky One to me...

Uh oh, the chunky blonde just relieved her.



Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at December 18, 2020 01:54 PM (ufFY8)

321 Here in PA I'm getting tired of seeing a man in a dress on TV telling me to wear a mask. Does that mean I'm anti-tranny? Or does that mean I've enough sense to understand that wearing a mask isn't the cure?

Posted by: Cosda at December 18, 2020 01:54 PM (HdD34)

322 Confirmed that flu shots raise risk of Covid death in elderly.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbmqzma

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (H8QX8)

323 Was that the one where they gave the guy two doses because the first one "might not have been a full dose" and because science?

--

I never turned up the volume. A friend sent me the clip and it just looped a few seconds where the Dr. grabs the arm, fumble fucks around and pretends to use a plunger that is already fully depressed. The recipient plays along giving a nod of approval.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 18, 2020 01:44 PM (DB16e)

--

Yeah, I think that's the one. Apparently they had a huge PR moment and people immediately began making fun of them, so they released another statement saying they double dosed the guy in the name of science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Direct link to pdf report detailing fraud across state lines at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (Kt1w/)

324 There is though.

And their influence and the success of those under said influence is nothing less than tangible proof that you are mistaken.

I have had this discussion with New Order fans before.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:52 PM (ImaEB)

I don't like them. And I don't give a damn who they influenced.

End of argument.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (hku12)

325 Tuberville Waffles On Support For Trump, Won't Commit To Backing Mo Brooks' Electoral College Fight


Roll-over Tide?


Auburn is looking for a head coach, Tommy. I mean, if you really don't feel like you're up to your new job.

I fucking despise weaklings.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (HaL55)

326 The point of the obvious men in dresses is the same point of cheating so openly and blatantly. The bigger and more obvious the lie they can force us to mouth back to them as if it were not a lie, the more they control us. The Soviets did this all the time.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (946rW)

327 321 Here in PA I'm getting tired of seeing a man in a dress on TV telling me to wear a mask. Does that mean I'm anti-tranny? Or does that mean I've enough sense to understand that wearing a mask isn't the cure?
Posted by: Cosda at December 18, 2020 01:54 PM (HdD34)

Embrace the power of "AND".

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (w+Ped)

328 227 Some Things Never Change
https://tinyurl.com/y346j8er
Miracle of Sound
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2020 01:40 PM (ufFY

I liked this a lot. Thanks. I would never have found it myself.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (7d/2N)

329 Tuberville Waffles On Support For Trump, Won't Commit To Backing Mo Brooks' Electoral College Fight


Roll-over Tide?
Posted by: deplorable unperson



Isn't it true, as someone said the other day, that there wasn't ONE democrat in the House or Senate that stood up for Hillary either?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (wf5ik)

330 OT:

The voters of the State of Oregon, in their infinite wisdom, voted to decriminalize personal quantities of drugs - all drugs - starting Feb 1st.

Supporters of this were outraged if you said that this would be defacto legalization. Of course prosecutors would continue to bring the hammer down on anyone selling these drugs, they claimed.

Well, the Soros DA of Portland jumped the gun, and publicly announced that he wasn't going to wait until Feb. 1st to stop prosecuting drug possession cases, and was stopping right now (not that he was prosecuting them anyway).

If you believe that he'll continue to prosecute drug dealers, I have several bridges across the Columbia to sell you.

Portland!

Come for the abundant homeless camps, stay for the open-air drug markets!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (I2/tG)

331 >>Here in PA I'm getting tired of seeing a man in a dress on TV telling me to wear a mask.


TAPE YOUR DICK DOWN, CITIZEN!

Posted by: DR RACHEL LEVINE at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (ImaEB)

332 SARS-CoV-2 has not been proven to exist; I can do this forever
Dec18 by Jon Rappoport

Posted by: Rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (JFO2v)

333 Obama isn't gay. He's just very queer.

Posted by: Caliban at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (HgGBT)

334 Empire of Jeff once put a video of himself on Pootube. I made a humorous observation about it, and he liked my comment so much he deleted it. Some jerks just have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Blipaloopadoop at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (EQV8l)

335 I fucking despise weaklings.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (HaL55)

A lot to despise these days.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (H8QX8)

336 Transgenderism is misogyny, pure and simple.


It really is.

They demand we use their pronouns yet they feel free to redefine women's genitalia as "front holes" and women as "owners of a uterus." I don't know any women who are OK with being described with such demeaning, dehumanizing language.

F#ck that.

Posted by: Lizzy



I think it is also the Worship of Self that has come to fill in the empty place that the loss of religion in modern society has opened.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (BM2fS)

337 Perhaps so. One would assume the confidence it takes to be as successful as he was/is, given that he looks the way he does, depends on him knowing he's got the right tool.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 01:47 PM (hku12)

Eh. I dunno. I never though he was that funny.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:50 PM (w+Ped)


I would imagine having a huge dick covers for a multitude of failings.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (2JVJo)

338 and was given a gender recognition certificate in 2018

With a copy sent to every subject of the Crown, I assume, since that's the level of "recognition" [today's pronoun here] would expect.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (P1f+c)

339 Tuberville Waffles On Support For Trump, Won't Commit To Backing Mo Brooks' Electoral College Fight


Roll-over Tide?

-

Probably started getting people telling him what kind of car his daughter's boyfriend drives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Direct link to pdf report detailing fraud across state lines at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (Kt1w/)

340 "I may disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it."
Resurrect Voltaire. This country could use a man like him. So could Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (NpAcC)

341 I liked this a lot. Thanks. I would never have found it myself.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (7d/2N)

Miracle of Sound does a LOT of original songs based on video games and Game of Thrones. Search for them.

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (ufFY8)

342 250 Funny how calling white folks racist names is alright but the n word is worthy of the death penalty.
Because it is written somewhere. Some new aged bible that's never been published I guess. Maybe it's never been published because of the constant updates.
Posted by: Case at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (/hvRa)
+++++++++
Postmodernism and social justice dictate the reason. If you take the PoMo assumption (which is neo-Marxist, just cultural instead of economic) that the question isn't one of bigotry but one of structural racism, then this becomes clear.

Racism (or sexism or whateverism) isn't bigotry - they're not the same. Bigotry doesn't matter, only racism (or sexism or whateverism) because it is based on power structure and oppression.

As a result, any bigotry (which remember doesn't matter) that doesn't follow the power structure from higher to lower isn't whateverism. Because the oppressed hating the oppressor is natural and justified and therefore morally right, it is just fine. If an oppressor hates the oppressed, though, it is now structural whateverism and thus evil.

So a white man - who has power and is therefore the oppressor - who hates and uses a racial epithet against a black man is guilty of racism. A black man - who has no (or at least) less power and is therefore oppressed - who hates and uses a racial epithet against a white man is not guilty of racism. It is just a justified lashing out at the oppressor.

It's comprehensible if you leave honesty at the door.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:43 PM (hYcqw)

But if white people have all the power then why is saying or even writing the Enword the worst thing anyone can do?

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (Izzlo)

343 You didn't have to tell me, I knew your opinion was uninformed.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (ImaEB)

344 Pronouns are not the Hill to Die on!!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (bCLt0)

345 >>>135
A Messenger bag is a purse
And riding a Vespa's a curse
But, when an Ewok builds a shelf
It's a danger to hisself
It'll fall and put him in a hearse


#RespeckMyPronouns

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:58 PM (nuqdl)

346 Alabama Morons... call Tuberville and stiffen his spine will you?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 01:58 PM (946rW)

347 163 The Pentagon discontinued briefings with the Biden Transition Team on Friday morning.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)

How cool would it be if Biden were really, you know, transitioning.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:58 PM (7d/2N)

348 >>> I'm not good enough.
I'm not smart enough.
And gosh darn it, I'm disappointing!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2020 01:49 PM (kTF2Z)

======

Well, if I wondered what my wife would put on my headstone.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 01:58 PM (0UOOC)

349 Sexy Zastava AK with tiger stripe maple furniture

https://bit.ly/3h0iw8q

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2020 01:58 PM (YYlyE)

350 343 You didn't have to tell me, I knew your opinion was uninformed.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (ImaEB)

garrett, I just got here!

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 01:58 PM (bCLt0)

351 Tuberville Waffles On Support For Trump, Won't Commit To Backing Mo Brooks' Electoral College Fight


Roll-over Tide?
=========================
It's almost like you can tell the exact day the direct deposit Xi-bucks hits their accounts.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 01:58 PM (7Fj9P)

352 315 301 223 His ad revenue is already dead.
Can't kill what's already dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 01:39 PM (NWM+b)

Do we know that that's true?
Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:51 PM (7d/2N)

I think there was a non-Ace post asking for donations not too long ago that made that point. And Ace may have referred to it more recently given the Techstapo.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 01:53 PM (w+Ped)

Well, darn.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (7d/2N)

353 Gayer than oiling up your boy and posing your muscles for other "men" to look at.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (q177U)

354 Corey is scheduled to be Veep when Kam pardons Joe and Hunter. Gaylord has spoken.

"We'll see what happens."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (Ndje9)

355 >>> Tuberville Waffles On Support For Trump, Won't Commit To Backing Mo Brooks' Electoral College Fight

Sigh. Too much CCP money offered, too many death threats to his family, or just lacking a spine?

Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (Rbfr/)

356 I saw someone on twitter refer to "Biology, the forbidden science."

----------------

Biology is whatever Fauci says it is. Our very own Lysenko.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (hpVf/)

357 I think it is also the Worship of Self that has come to fill in the
empty place that the loss of religion in modern society has opened.


They are their own gods, in whom they are well pleased.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (HaL55)

358 But if white people have all the power then why is saying or even writing the Enword the worst thing anyone can do?
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (Izzlo)
++++++++++++
Because it amplifies and endorses the oppressive power structure of white supremacy, when in the name of social justice that power structure needs to be disrupted and eliminated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (hYcqw)

359 I'm not saying I understand or approve either way, but the obvious-man-in-a-dress thing baffles me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


It's a fetish. Having others see them as the object of their last is the kink. Thats why misgendering them is such a big deal. It pops the fantasy.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (ySQBZ)

360 Spade's material has never been amazing (though I liked his Hollywood Minute stuff on SNL, which he reportedly more or less had to tone done/quit doing because he was pissing Hollywooders off so much). But he seems like a quick-witted guy who'd probably be pretty funny in ordinary, day-to-day life.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (H5knJ)

361 Pelosi has postponed two news conferences today.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (YYlyE)

362 The Pentagon discontinued briefings with the Biden Transition Team on Friday morning. A top Biden official was unaware of the directive. Of course, this suddden announcement shocked the Deep State apparatus.
And now this -- Acting Director of Defence Miller is meeting with President Trump at 3:30 PM in the Oval Office.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)


Holy shit! Here we go!

DO WE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS MEANS THAT TRUMP IS PULLING THE TRIGGER VERY, VERY SOON?

Go buy some pudding fast. Hopefully Ace has a few dozen flaming skulls to spare.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (hOOi9)

363 325 Tuberville Waffles On Support For Trump, Won't Commit To Backing Mo Brooks' Electoral College Fight


Roll-over Tide?

Auburn is looking for a head coach, Tommy. I mean, if you really don't feel like you're up to your new job.

I fucking despise weaklings.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (HaL55)


this is my asshoe senator, now. Gotta link? Ima contact his fooking office and tell him I could've voted for Dougie if I wanted that kind of limp wristed bullshite.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (VcFUs)

364 "331 >>Here in PA I'm getting tired of seeing a man in a dress on TV telling me to wear a mask.


TAPE YOUR DICK DOWN, CITIZEN!
Posted by: DR RACHEL LEVINE "
******
No chance, Ricky-boy.

Posted by: Cosda at December 18, 2020 02:00 PM (HdD34)

365 A list of Forbidden Words. Nah.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:00 PM (bCLt0)

366 Me- *sigh* you are not a woman. your physical body
is male. Your chromosomes say you are male. If you lop off your dick
and install a permanent wound that you call a vagina, you will still not
be a woman. You will be an it. I will agree to call you an it but I
will not call you female. You don't like that? I don't fucking care. I
don't care about your feels and I will not be forced to participate in
your psychotic delusions. And stop gender appropriating, ya fucking
freak.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (Vxu+H)

The Chavez is strong with this one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2020 02:00 PM (9Om/r)

367 Portland!

Come for the abundant homeless camps, stay for the open-air drug markets!

Posted by: The ARC of History!


Thank you, Oregon! Maybe these stinking hippies will leave now.

Posted by: Colorado at December 18, 2020 02:00 PM (P1f+c)

368 330 If you believe that he'll continue to prosecute drug dealers, I have several bridges across the Columbia to sell you.

Portland!

Come for the abundant homeless camps, stay for the open-air drug markets!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (I2/tG)
=========

"That particular Democrat was bad news. I moved because my job went away. I now live in Texas and can't wait to vote for the right kind of Democrats!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (NWM+b)

369 Fags, all of them.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (VpIIl)

370 PSA: Miwall Corp. has .12 gau slug in inventory. $99.00/50 rnds. $17.00 shipping. They had 8 in stock.
Limit 2.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (7Fj9P)

371 Nope, because they want their subjugated states to stay subjugated. For all we know, all the tranny and other craziness we've had to put up with these last few years has been paid for by the Chinese Communist Party. The worse, the better as some guy said.

Anything that destroys us and causes chaos is a plus for our enemies. So it will continue.
Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots

Hadn't thought of it that way, you're right. But they certainly don't let their own citizens slide into that abyss.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (GZ/yK)

372 Wait, Paul Lynde was gay?
Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 01:18 PM (c1qKx)


I was born in 1960 and had no idea what "gay" meant during Paul Lynde's heyday. When I finally realized it, I couldn't figure out how I had ever missed it.

Liberace always seemed a little odd though. Something about wasn't quite normal.

Neither one seemed to be social justice warriors. They wouldn't make it these days when grievance identity is everything.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (9IdCK)

373 The Republic does not hang on Tommy Tuberville.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (Ndje9)

374
Go buy some pudding fast. Hopefully Ace has a few dozen flaming skulls to spare.



Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (hOOi9)


Naaaw. it's just Christmas, and teh briefings are taking too much away from the poor bastards that have to create and deliver them to keep up with their day jobs.
If they're still on hiatus after the 6th, that's another story more closely aligned with what you posted, IMO.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (VcFUs)

375 I didn't know black people bleached their assholes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (yTRuK)

376 McConnell heroically battling for enormous printed money dump to help Americans struggling against 100% pointless self-inflicted economic vandalism unleashed by unscientific public health cretins.

Perfectly stated.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (q177U)

377
#RespeckMyPronouns
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2020 01:58 PM (nuqdl)

_________

Gay Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (mht8P)

378 250 Funny how calling white folks racist names is alright but the n word is worthy of the death penalty.
Because it is written somewhere. Some new aged bible that's never been published I guess. Maybe it's never been published because of the constant updates.
Posted by: Case at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (/hvRa)


When does the word "negro" get banned from the Spanish language?

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 02:02 PM (AMIL/)

379 But he seems like a quick-witted guy who'd probably be pretty funny in ordinary, day-to-day life.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (H5knJ)

Agreed. He's also appeared to be a great straight man teamed up with Chris Farley - RIP. Some of his interviews are pretty funny too. Look up his story about when one of assistants tried to legit murder him.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 02:02 PM (w+Ped)

380 CZ Scorpion EVO 3 S1 FDE 9mm Semi-Automatic 20rd 7.7" Pistol

$900

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Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2020 02:02 PM (YYlyE)

381 Paul Lynde was Gay. Next, you'll be telling me that Dom DeLuise and Nathan Lane were Gay. Madness!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:02 PM (bCLt0)

382 When does the word "negro" get banned from the Spanish language?
Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 02:02 PM (AMIL/)

#dossemanas

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 02:02 PM (nakwk)

383 Isn't it true, as someone said the other day, that
there wasn't ONE democrat in the House or Senate that stood up for
Hillary either?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (wf5ik)

No that is actually not true. Barbara Lee and several other congress critters filed objections over things like "long lines at polling places". No Senator would join in so the objections were ruled out of order.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 02:03 PM (946rW)

384 You didn't have to tell me, I knew your opinion was uninformed.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 01:57 PM (ImaEB)


Think what you like. I don't care.

I'm still not going to argue with you.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:03 PM (hku12)

385 Yeah, I think that's the one. Apparently they had a huge PR moment and people immediately began making fun of them, so they released another statement saying they double dosed the guy in the name of science.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


That's NOT how you give a vaccine. Especially one with so little testing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 02:03 PM (wf5ik)

386 378 250 Funny how calling white folks racist names is alright but the n word is worthy of the death penalty.
Because it is written somewhere. Some new aged bible that's never been published I guess. Maybe it's never been published because of the constant updates.
Posted by: Case at December 18, 2020 01:38 PM (/hvRa)


When does the word "negro" get banned from the Spanish language?

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 02:02 PM (AMIL/)


PS - I know "negro" is not the n-word you're referring to but the five-letter n-word also seems to on the way to becoming unusable in the US

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 02:03 PM (AMIL/)

387 Free speech is one of the few hills I'm willing to die on.

I hope to see more news like this going forward.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 18, 2020 02:04 PM (TdMsT)

388
Only Us (Cersei/Jaime Song)
https://tinyurl.com/y8zbfmb3
Miracle of Sound
Once again, this seems to reflect the
mood around here.





Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2020 02:04 PM (ufFY8)

389 77 Why is it OK for Ellen Paige to bolt on a dick, but not ol for her to have Corn Rows or Dreadlocks?
Posted by: garrett

Isn't transexualism the ultimate in cultural appropriation?.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 18, 2020 02:04 PM (kfcYC)

390 Biden, In Interview With A Comedian Says He Has Full Confidence In Hunter

-
Well, it's no why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 02:04 PM (fjfPk)

391 87 Welp, a kitten just knocked half the stuff on my husband's desk off. I guess he didn't approve of it.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 18, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)


We figured out our cat wanted to go out so much lately because when she comes in, we brush her and give her treats. So two days ago we didn't give her treats the last time she came in for the day.

She's been in a snit ever since, jumping on tables, on counters, hiding behind the drapes, knocking things off of tables.

Not saying that's kitten's reason, just reminded me of what Her Spoiled Imperial Highness (aka our cat) has been doing.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (Rbu5d)

392 When does the word "negro" get banned from the Spanish language?
Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 02:02 PM (AMIL/)
=====================
There's a western wear shop in KC called "Negros". Or was.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (7Fj9P)

393 Ladyl. You get {{{{ }}}} !

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (bCLt0)

394 375 I didn't know black people bleached their assholes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (yTRuK)


*Latinos Latinas Everywhere*
STOP APPROPRIATING MY STARFISH

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (VcFUs)

395 Rosario Dawson is a legit snack. That is all.

Posted by: Oblivious at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (hFk+/)

396 Hey Ladyl. How did your shopping trip go the other day? Buy anything interesting?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (HaL55)

397 That ruling is a kick in the balls to transgender women !!

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (xHfph)

398 No that is actually not true. Barbara Lee and several other congress critters filed objections over things like "long lines at polling places". No Senator would join in so the objections were ruled out of order.
Posted by: redbanzai


They couldn't get one in the senate to stand up. AND THEY WANTED HER.

They don't want Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (wf5ik)

399 Portland!

Come for the abundant homeless camps, stay for the open-air drug markets!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (I2/tG)

However, if you don't have your drug dealer's license (and have remitted the required fees and taxes) there is going to be heck to pay.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (0QYMt)

400 335 I fucking despise weaklings.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (HaL55)

A lot to despise these days.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (H8QX

Won't tolerate rude behavior in a man...

Posted by: Capt. Woodrow Call at December 18, 2020 02:06 PM (BgMrQ)

401 >>That ruling is a kick in the balls to transgender women !!


Well, there you go : we finally have a Winner.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 02:06 PM (ImaEB)

402 Thank you, Oregon! Maybe these stinking hippies will leave now.

Maybe the open-air drug markets in Portland can fly in the Fentanyl directly from China, and cut out the middle-man.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 02:06 PM (I2/tG)

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Limit 2.


$2/slug is not a great price.

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Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2020 02:07 PM (YYlyE)

404 So ace is doing limericks now.

I don't know whether to be pleased or offended...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 02:07 PM (m45I2)

405 Liberace always seemed a little odd though. Something about wasn't quite normal...

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (9IdCK)

------------------

He had plenty of older female fans, he played Vegas for years and years as I recall. He was the nice non-threatening young man who played that fancy piano and hammed it up. On the plus side, he never put on a dress and pretended to be one of the gals.

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 18, 2020 02:07 PM (oGBso)

406 Graham Linehan who created 'The IT Crowd'? Awesome.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 18, 2020 02:07 PM (KXkkH)

407 Did anyone else hear the whack rumor that Billy jeff had assumed room temp, and the progtards were saving it as a distraction?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 02:07 PM (7Fj9P)

408 The denial aside, that "selfie" of Corey-Rosario could be stitched into a medieval tapestry on the sin of self regard.

Posted by: Zek at December 18, 2020 02:07 PM (r4fw8)

409 362 The Pentagon discontinued briefings with the Biden Transition Team on Friday morning. A top Biden official was unaware of the directive. Of course, this suddden announcement shocked the Deep State apparatus.
And now this -- Acting Director of Defence Miller is meeting with President Trump at 3:30 PM in the Oval Office.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)


Holy shit! Here we go!

DO WE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS MEANS THAT TRUMP IS PULLING THE TRIGGER VERY, VERY SOON?

Go buy some pudding fast. Hopefully Ace has a few dozen flaming skulls to spare.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (hOOi9)

I thought this was because of the upcoming Christmas break?

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (Izzlo)

410 So ace is doing limericks now.

I don't know whether to be pleased or offended...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 02:07 PM (m45I2)
----------------------------


Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (oGBso)

411 When does the word "negro" get banned from the Spanish language?

I'm not even going to tell you what the standard word for a black person is in Russian. Much closer to the N-word.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (I2/tG)

412
They couldn't get one in the senate to stand up. AND THEY WANTED HER.



They don't want Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (wf5ik)

I do not really care if they want Trump. I can guarantee they will want the after effects of killing the republic even less.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (946rW)

413 192 Well, I was sorta ok with playing along with gender dysphoria out of my compassion for the mentally ill., right up until I was told I *HAD* to do it.

Now it's very much no effing way. You want to splash you gnostic faith at me about how you "feel" being more important than objective material reality, then I have at the same time a right to tell you, gender theory is a pile pseudoscientific crap, and yes I am "qualified" to say so, people who are mentally healthy can deal with society's perception of them even when it disagrees with how they feel about themselves, (sounds like life to me). Gender roles are rooted in the reality of human reproduction and related biology. And as a personal theological belief, any belief that the spiritual is divided from the material of the human person and somehow supersedes it or represents a "greater truth" is a heresy against the ordered good of existence.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 18, 2020 01:33 PM (Y6UV7)

I was the same until I read about giving kids Lupron to stop puberty. Hard, immediate red pill. Lupron was developed to treat prostate cancer. Then doctors thought it would be great for endometriosis. Then to delay puberty in kids who either enter puberty very young (possibly appropriate) and then for kids who are short at the normal age of puberty. The theory for the latter was that the kids would have more time to grow before puberty halted bone growth. The side effects on growing bodies are horrific and life long. Many adult women have suffered massive side effects from treatment as adults.

These freaks are poisoning children. They are aggressively propagandizing and grooming children and then poisoning them.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (YkawN)

414 411 When does the word "negro" get banned from the Spanish language?

I'm not even going to tell you what the standard word for a black person is in Russian. Much closer to the N-word.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (I2/tG)

========

You could always use the coptic alphabet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 02:09 PM (NWM+b)

415 401 >>That ruling is a kick in the balls to transgender women !!


Well, there you go : we finally have a Winner.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 02:06 PM (ImaEB)

I misread that - I thought you wrote that we have a Wiener.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2020 02:09 PM (4tiP2)

416 >>>or Obama after his divorce.
LMAO

And Joe Mannix gives good sidebar.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 02:09 PM (KnJdm)

417 Late to this but I'm stealing, "Pig in a wig"

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 18, 2020 02:09 PM (Drr5h)

418 Does anyone have Farmer's e-mail? If so, please send that to me at:

EventHorizonEscapee@Gmail.com.

He asked me a couple nights ago to e-mail him but I can't find his contact information.

Garcias!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (BM2fS)

419 >>> I thought this was because of the upcoming Christmas break?
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (Izzlo)

======

Forget it, he's on a roll.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (0UOOC)

420 When does the word "negro" get banned from the Spanish language?



I'm not even going to tell you what the standard word for a black person is in Russian. Much closer to the N-word.


Chuck Negron hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (HaL55)

421 Holy shit! Here we go!



DO WE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS MEANS THAT TRUMP IS PULLING THE TRIGGER VERY, VERY SOON?



Go buy some pudding fast. Hopefully Ace has a few dozen flaming skulls to spare.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (hOOi9)



I thought this was because of the upcoming Christmas break?

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (Izzlo)

Why the announcement that all briefing were to be discontinued if this is SOP? That makes no sense to me.


Unless this is Opsec in which case... Yep nothing to see here. Just Christmas break for two weeks.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (946rW)

422 Some guy, probably one who doesn't have a job, called up a Boston sports radio station and said that Cam Newton was garbage with a weak arm. This is probably offensive to Cam Newton who should now sue said unemployed man into further oblivion.

Posted by: Lex at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (hjJh7)

423 $2/slug is not a great price.
==============
Yeah, but it's a manageable qty, and hard to find load. Thanks for the link. Another source to stalk.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (7Fj9P)

424 The Question:

@MajorPatriot·Dec 12Why would any senator spend millions of dollars to get elected to a job that pays $174,000 a year?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 18, 2020 02:11 PM (7UBtI)

425 417 Late to this but I'm stealing, "Pig in a wig"
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 18, 2020 02:09 PM (Drr5h)

Pennsylvania SOS.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:11 PM (bCLt0)

426 Muldoon you don't have worries here yet on the Limericks

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2020 02:11 PM (Cxk7w)

427 If one of those transgender kids is riding his bicycle and the chain slips does it hurt as much as it did when it happened to me?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 18, 2020 02:11 PM (lgiXo)

428 If we all have masks on when we fly, how would we know others stink?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 01:46 PM (Rvt8

There are people that are so foul smelling on flights sometimes that the odor permeates hard shell carry on luggage.

Maybe Tom Servo or another lawyer from the Horde can get some money out of it.
PTSD, depression, you name it I will say a smelly pig caused it. I want in on this sweet lawsuit action.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 18, 2020 02:11 PM (uc+oy)

429 I do not really care if they want Trump. I can guarantee they will want the after effects of killing the republic even less.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (946rW)
++++++++++++
Why? They're behind walls and gates and have first access to money and power. They're cloistered and protected, at least for now.

The only thing they're betting on is that they make it another 20-50 years so they're dead of natural causes (or cocaine) before the mob kills them. They might be right about that. They just don't care. They're now transparently only after power and nothing else matters. They think they can survive and thrive while the country around them burns. They might not be wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 02:11 PM (hYcqw)

430 The most telling quote from mentally-healthy PA Sec of Health (aka Dood With Boobs) is that outdoor masks will be mandatory because "masks show we care about each other."

Yes, The Science compels us, with full force of The State, because it shows we "care."

Posted by: Zek at December 18, 2020 02:11 PM (r4fw8)

431 I'm not even going to tell you what the standard word for a black person is in Russian. Much closer to the N-word.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


But it's spelled with those silly backwards letters, so nobody can complain about it on Twitter.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 18, 2020 02:12 PM (P1f+c)

432 I was born in 1960 and had no idea what "gay" meant during Paul Lynde's heyday. When I finally realized it, I couldn't figure out how I had ever missed it.

Liberace always seemed a little odd though. Something about wasn't quite normal.

Neither one seemed to be social justice warriors. They wouldn't make it these days when grievance identity is everything.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020 02:01 PM (9IdCK)

__________

Yep, we're about the same age. I remember seeing Neil Sedaka on Mike Douglas's show as a kid, and my grandmother saying he was "light in the loafers." I didn't know what she would referring to.

Of course, I later learned what that meant and then he later had a hit duet with his daughter -- so I was a little confused.

Posted by: ShainS at December 18, 2020 02:12 PM (HyAgf)

433 Patient: "Doc, my arm offends me. I want to have it surgically amputated and replaced with a fake lobster claw!"

Doctor: "You're insane!"

Patient: "Oh, did I say 'arm' and 'lobster claw'? I meant to say 'penis' and 'vagina'.

Doctor: "Oh, well that's perfectly okay then."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 02:12 PM (m45I2)

434 399 Portland!

Come for the abundant homeless camps, stay for the open-air drug markets!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2020 01:56 PM (I2/tG)

Don't forget squatters rights. Take possession of a property, stop paying rent or mortgage, stay for 3 or 4 years free. No need to suffer the indignity of homelessness.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 18, 2020 02:12 PM (YkawN)

435 Whoa. Thanks for the sidebar, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 02:12 PM (hYcqw)

436 Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (oGBso)


I always thought flattery was the most sincere form of flattery.

Maybe imitation is the second. Or third.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:12 PM (hku12)

437 PA Sec of Health, not State. Thanks, Zek.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:13 PM (bCLt0)

438 A kick in the nuts, a baseball in the nuts, a football in the nuts have long been staples of slapstick humour.
Is it still funny when it happens to some guy who's transitioning.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 18, 2020 02:13 PM (lgiXo)

439 We figured out our cat wanted to go out so much lately because when she comes in, we brush her and give her treats. So two days ago we didn't give her treats the last time she came in for the day.

She's been in a snit ever since, jumping on tables, on counters, hiding behind the drapes, knocking things off of tables.

Not saying that's kitten's reason, just reminded me of what Her Spoiled Imperial Highness (aka our cat) has been doing.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 18, 2020


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Marie-Antoinette, the late and smart black cat, just liked playing with shiny objects like a crow. She left a tooth mark in one of Linda's silver earrings, and knocked my watch off the phone table (fortunately onto carpet, not tile floor).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 18, 2020 02:13 PM (yvr3o)

440 Here's an interesting Twats thread related to all this. It's about how institutions are burning through their credibility at an increasing pace.

https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1327309150913749000

I really like the idea of calling the phenomenon an "iron collapse".
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 18, 2020 01:45 PM (jOcSX)
+++++++++++++
That's a neat premise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 02:13 PM (hYcqw)

441 396 Hey Ladyl. How did your shopping trip go the other day? Buy anything interesting?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (HaL55)


The darling little toy I wanted was promised already to another buyer, so I'm having a private lesson to try one out. If I still like it, I'll order it online.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 18, 2020 02:13 PM (TdMsT)

442 The most telling quote from mentally-healthy PA Sec of Health (aka Dood
With Boobs) is that outdoor masks will be mandatory because "masks show
we care about each other."

Isn't PA the state that just put out orgy guidelines?

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 18, 2020 02:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

443 139 All women are, if given the right set of circumstances.



NO FUCKING WAY


That's a rancid, male fantasy born from watching too much porn. Uttery false and of a warped sexual perspective.

Gross.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (ySQBZ)


What she said.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 18, 2020 02:14 PM (Rbu5d)

444 I'm with the lesbians who aren't willing to be bullied into sex with transwomen, on the grounds that it's transphobic NOT to.

also with the folks who say the trans craze is pretty homophobic: how many kids are told they're definitely trans, and get drugged and mutilated, when it could have been a simple case of "hey, if you're gay, that's fine"?

Posted by: barbarausa at December 18, 2020 02:14 PM (W7IZQ)

445 Some guy, probably one who doesn't have a job, called up a Boston sports radio station and said that Cam Newton was garbage with a weak arm. This is probably offensive to Cam Newton who should now sue said unemployed man into further oblivion.
Posted by: Lex at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (hjJh7)


Well sure. It's rayciss to say that.

And probably homophobic.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:14 PM (hku12)

446 @437
I meant "The State" in the sense of government power generally. But you're welcome.

Posted by: Zek at December 18, 2020 02:15 PM (r4fw8)

447 Some guy, probably one who doesn't have a job, called up a Boston sports radio station and said that Cam Newton was garbage with a weak arm. This is probably offensive to Cam Newton who should now sue said unemployed man into further oblivion.
Posted by: Lex at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (hjJh7)


Well sure. It's rayciss to say that.

And probably homophobic.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:14 PM (hku12)


Now, if he were to say Cam Newton is a bad driver, that's just objective fact.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:15 PM (hku12)

448 If I understand correctly the first rule of medical ethics used to be "first do no harm."
That doesn't seem to apply anymore.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 18, 2020 02:16 PM (lgiXo)

449 Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots

I always thought flattery was the most sincere form of flattery.
Maybe imitation is the second. Or third.
Posted by: BurtTC


That's why I stick to imitation flattery. Covers all the bases.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 18, 2020 02:16 PM (P1f+c)

450 4433

That's a rancid, male fantasy born from watching too much porn. Uttery false and of a warped sexual perspective.

Gross.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (ySQBZ)


What she said.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 18, 2020 02:14 PM (Rbu5d)



Pornhub has inaccuracies about sex??? How can this be?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:16 PM (bCLt0)

451 I think I'm Napoleon and demand a law requiring you to address me as Emperor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 02:16 PM (fjfPk)

452 The darling little toy I wanted was promised already to another buyer,
so I'm having a private lesson to try one out. If I still like it, I'll
order it online.


Shazbot! Sounds as though you'll have a very Merry Christmas anyway.

OK, gotta go tithe at the liquor store. BBL

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 02:16 PM (HaL55)

453 Book em Draino

Posted by: CarpetheadLarRo at December 18, 2020 02:16 PM (+ITg4)

454 >>> That's a rancid, male fantasy born from watching too much porn. Uttery false and of a warped sexual perspective.

Gross.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 18, 2020 01:27 PM (ySQBZ)


What she said.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 18, 2020 02:14 PM (Rbu5d)

=======

I suppose the next thing your going to tell us is that you gals do indeed fake it, and yes, size does matter.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (0UOOC)

455 or Obama after his divorce.



Mein Fuhrer ... Michelle ..

Posted by: G'rump928(C) tugs collar at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (yQpMk)

456 Isn't PA the state that just put out orgy guidelines?


Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 18, 2020 02:13 PM (ZCiJZ)
------------------

That was the Pig Inna Wig who issued the orgy guidelines, right? I find it hilarious that "that" creature spends its free time worrying about other people going to orgies. That "thing" couldn't get laid at an orgy if it had $100 bills falling out of its purse.

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (oGBso)

457 Now, if he were to say Cam Newton is a bad driver, that's just objective fact.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:15 PM (hku12)


And also, Cam Newton has been influential on a lot of other quarterbacks, so you know he must be good.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (hku12)

458 Until you get knifed by the Bluebell gang.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (mht8P)


Noted arachnid enthusiast ATC will short-sheet us all.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (9IdCK)

459 Hmm I just can't quite figure it out....what kind of people would want to block puberty in children...

Gosh that's a stumper...

Posted by: Broseidon at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (icI8A)

460 418 Garcias!
Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (BM2fS)

I don't know if that's a typo or a parody of a typo, but it's funny.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2020 02:18 PM (7d/2N)

461
I was born in 1960 and had no idea what "gay" meant during Paul Lynde's heyday. When I finally realized it, I couldn't figure out how I had ever missed it.
. . .
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020


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I'm a little older, but I always thought he was just a comic actor and comedian. Though I never watched him much on Hollywood Squares, his Uncle Arthur just seemed what we'd call today "snarky."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 18, 2020 02:18 PM (yvr3o)

462 So, it appears that the massive government hack is being blamed on "Russia." Is there any evidence of this?

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 18, 2020 02:18 PM (ZCiJZ)

463 458 Until you get knifed by the Bluebell gang.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 01:30 PM (mht8P)

Noted arachnid enthusiast ATC will short-sheet us all.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (9IdCK)


I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 18, 2020 02:18 PM (TdMsT)

464 The most telling quote from mentally-healthy PA Sec of Health (aka Dood With Boobs) is that outdoor masks will be mandatory because "masks show we care about each other."


It's cute that they think I care about people.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 02:18 PM (wf5ik)

465 "I suppose the next thing your going to tell us is that you gals do indeed fake it, and yes, size does matter.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (0UOOC)"

Guys fake it too, like Kramer. Because sometimes it's enough and I'd just like to get some sleep.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 18, 2020 02:18 PM (icI8A)

466 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 18, 2020 02:19 PM (arJlL)

467 Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots

I always thought flattery was the most sincere form of flattery.
Maybe imitation is the second. Or third.
Posted by: BurtTC

That's why I stick to imitation flattery. Covers all the bases.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 18, 2020 02:16 PM (P1f+c)


Most excellent. Why that's the best comment I've ever seen!

I shall write a limerick about it...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:19 PM (hku12)

468 Whoa...*slams mouse into Reverse gear*

also with the folks who say the trans craze is pretty homophobic: how
many kids are told they're definitely trans, and get drugged and
mutilated, when it could have been a simple case of "hey, if you're gay,
that's fine"?


I'm old enough to remember when those types of things were just phases that kids eventually outgrew on their way to being normal adults.

OK, now I'm out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 02:19 PM (HaL55)

469 Yeah, but it's a manageable qty, and hard to find load. Thanks for the link. Another source to stalk.

PSA has BLACK ACES TACTICAL 2.75" 12 GAUGE SLUGS, 200 ROUND CASE

$260

I am not familiar with Black Aces Tactical.

https://bit.ly/3gYMxFM

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2020 02:19 PM (YYlyE)

470 Cam Newton dresses like a 1970s pimp.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (kTF2Z)

471 Noted arachnid enthusiast ATC will short-sheet us all.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 18, 2020 02:17 PM (9IdCK)

Can't return the favor.

AtC wouldn't notice.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (XH/UL)

472 Imitation flattery is produced in China, mostly. Cheap inferior stuff.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (bCLt0)

473 Hiya, JT!

Someone please command me to get off the couch and finish up my Christmas shopping.

Please.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (TdMsT)

474 Comedy science says that anybody getting hit in the crotch is funny, even a cunt punt, but it's 77.6% funnier when it's a scrote smashing.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (icI8A)

475 445/447 I didn't even think of the racist angle, just that insulting a bad QB by calling him garbage or junk or trash or sucky or worthless or over the hill or not even close to his MVP year ability all could be taken as "offensive" and thus law suit worthy. Sports radio wouldn't exist without insulting or offending someone, so it might be on the chopping block soon.

Posted by: Lex at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (hjJh7)

476 hiya
Posted by: JT




Afternoon JT.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 02:21 PM (wf5ik)

477 @462

What if I told you there was no hack?


But wait there's more...


What if I told you this was part of 5 year on going coup de tat against a candidate and then a sitting President?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 18, 2020 02:21 PM (rd8G4)

478 Some TERFs are over the top man hating on their best day and they just continue that. But anyone and everyone gets tarred with that brush. A group for "mums" are probably not rabid man haters. And it does seem that most of the time the "misgendering" is a case where the trans-activist is being an utter ass.

Like that Yanev dude.

And yeah, most people believe in tolerance so long as someone isn't being an ass, and as long as they aren't drugging or mutilating children. After all, it shouldn't really matter to anyone else very much if someone is happier living as a man or woman.

Posted by: Synova at December 18, 2020 02:21 PM (BD/yx)

479 shibumi why yes it was because who would worry about that more than a trannie Child Psychologist?

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2020 02:21 PM (Cxk7w)

480 So, it appears that the massive government hack is being blamed on "Russia." Is there any evidence of this?


Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 18, 2020 02:18 PM (ZCiJZ)

Right. Russia. Not the country that built all the computer component that were hacked... but Russia. THAT'S believable, right?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 02:21 PM (946rW)

481 Dan't sit around here all day. I've got to go clean the sawdust out from under my table saw.

Not a euphemism.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 02:21 PM (m45I2)

482 395 Rosario Dawson is a legit snack. That is all.
Posted by: Oblivious at December 18, 2020 02:05 PM (hFk+/)

Rosario Dawson is Edward James Olmos with tits and better skin. Pass.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 02:21 PM (w+Ped)

483 440: The "Iron Catastrophe" thread linked above is well-worth reading.

Posted by: Revenant at December 18, 2020 02:22 PM (//ATM)

484 473 Hiya, JT!

Someone please command me to get off the couch and finish up my Christmas shopping.

Please.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (TdMsT)

Ladyl, you go nowah! You been here four howah!

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:22 PM (bCLt0)

485 >>So ace is doing limericks now.
I don't know whether to be pleased or offended...




Imagine that ace is in Nantucket, and go from there.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2020 02:22 PM (bDqIh)

486 Hiya, JT!

Someone please command me to get off the couch and finish up my Christmas shopping.

Please.
Posted by: Ladyl

How's about if I gently suggest it ?

Posted by: JT at December 18, 2020 02:22 PM (arJlL)

487 What's this about a coup de tat?

Posted by: Loose lose or Luz? at December 18, 2020 02:23 PM (r4fw8)

488 Cam Newton showed what he was when he completely refused to try recovering a fumble in the Super Bowl. Not a surprise he hasn't made it back.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 18, 2020 02:23 PM (icI8A)

489 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2020 02:23 PM (kTF2Z)

490
Ladyl, you go nowah! You been here four howah!
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 02:22 PM (bCLt0)


All right, dear {{{tubal}}}.

I'm going.

I just needed a shove!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 18, 2020 02:23 PM (TdMsT)

491 Sports radio wouldn't exist without insulting or offending someone, so it might be on the chopping block soon.
Posted by: Lex at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (hjJh7)


Probably so. I'm far removed from it these days, but I do admit to having been entertained by the nonsense arguments, and endless trade speculations, and the "he's a bum" comments.

Another remnant of a bygone era, I suppose.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 02:23 PM (hku12)

492 >>> Comedy science says that anybody getting hit in the crotch is funny, even a cunt punt, but it's 77.6% funnier when it's a scrote smashing.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 18, 2020 02:20 PM (icI8A)

=======

How many of America's Funniest Videos EVER featured a gal getting hit by a whiffle ball in her hoo-hah?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 18, 2020 02:23 PM (0UOOC)

493 Whitmer just extended the restaurant shut down order for four more weeks in Michigan.

She is allowing bowling alleys and casinos to open with restrictions. In person school can begin January 16.

Science.

She is also accusing the Trump administration of incompetence or malfeasance or both because the state is not going to be getting as large a shipment of vaccine this week. Says no one from Azar's office will call her back.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 18, 2020 02:23 PM (ClLSB)

494 They hate him because for all those decades they thought he was one of them, the "Elites", and they didn't hide themselves from him. And then he sided with us, the ones they actually hate and want to destroy.

-------------------

Trump's cardinal sin is that he threw in his lot with us untouchables.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 18, 2020 02:24 PM (hpVf/)

495 Go buy some pudding fast. Hopefully Ace has a few dozen flaming skulls to spare.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 01:59 PM (hOOi9)

I thought this was because of the upcoming Christmas break?
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 02:08 PM (Izzlo)

Nah, DOD personnel need to get out and buy their secret Santa gifts for their counter parts at the CIA.

Gina Haspel won't be getting one this year...or every again apparently.

Posted by: Boswell at December 18, 2020 02:24 PM (w2LAm)

496 Old and Busted: You will be made to care

New Hotness: You will be made to sip the female penis

Posted by: Obligatory at December 18, 2020 02:24 PM (qlFIA)

497 So, it appears that the massive government hack is being blamed on "Russia." Is there any evidence of this?
----------

Does the word evidence have any meaning any more? Or is it lost like gender or marriage.

Posted by: SH at December 18, 2020 02:25 PM (sX1BW)

498 We figured out our cat wanted to go out so much lately because when she comes in, we brush her and give her treats. So two days ago we didn't give her treats the last time she came in for the day.

She's been in a snit ever since, jumping on tables, on counters, hiding behind the drapes, knocking things off of tables.

Not saying that's kitten's reason, just reminded me of what Her Spoiled Imperial Highness (aka our cat) has been doing.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 18, 2020

*
*

Marie-Antoinette, the late and smart black cat, just liked playing with shiny objects like a crow. She left a tooth mark in one of Linda's silver earrings, and knocked my watch off the phone table (fortunately onto carpet, not tile floor).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 18, 2020 02:13 PM (yvr3o)

With a kitten it is more likely to be from just playing with things to see if they move when poked - a kind of hunting practice or clumsiness

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 02:25 PM (eoQWY)

499 "I'm old enough to remember when those types of things were just phases
that kids eventually outgrew on their way to being normal adults."

me too, and I agree. Most kids go through all kinds of stages where they question themselves and everything around them, more so if they have life stresses beyond the norm.

And now the FIRST resort seems to be "you're trans, here are your drugs, and let's get you in for surgery next week!", instead of just providing support while they grow and figure things out.

Some kids may indeed be gay, and I'd rather see that accepted for that kid without a lot of angst, than the sorry road gone down now.

Posted by: barbarausa at December 18, 2020 02:25 PM (W7IZQ)

500 Why the announcement that all briefing were to be discontinued if this is SOP? That makes no sense to me.

Unless this is Opsec in which case... Yep nothing to see here. Just Christmas break for two weeks.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 02:10 PM (946rW)


The Christmas break story seems like obvious BS.

(1) According to the comment above, this was a surprise to the Biden team
(2) Is it supposed to be a coincidence that SecDef is meeting POTUS the same day? Maybe he wants to bring the POTUS a Xmas card!?!
(3) Why just the Pentagon? Does national defense take the holiday off?
(4) Why was this apparently unplanned?
(5) Why is Pelosi suddenly cancelling meetings?

It doesn't pass any sort of smell test.

My only question is, WHERE ARE THESE STORIES COMING FROM? Is it just commenters making s**t up, and getting lil' old me all worked up for nothing?

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 02:25 PM (hOOi9)

501 Afternoon JT.
Posted by: rickb223

Hiya rick !

I unclogged my driveway and I am now free to move about the country.

Posted by: JT at December 18, 2020 02:25 PM (arJlL)

502 The most telling quote from mentally-healthy PA Sec of Health (aka Dood With Boobs) is that outdoor masks will be mandatory because "masks show we care about each other."


It's cute that they think I care about people.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 02:18 PM (wf5ik)

I guess the hundreds of incidents of gubment elites violating mask protocols shows that they do not in fact care.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2020 02:30 PM (eoQWY)

503 Nah, DOD personnel need to get out and buy their secret Santa gifts for their counter parts at the CIA.

Gina Haspel won't be getting one this year...or every again apparently.
Posted by: Boswell at December 18, 2020 02:24 PM (w2LAm)


LOL!

I really wonder if we'll ever hear anything about her. I mean, on the one hand it could easily be BS. But on the other hand, it sure sounds like the CIA was on the other side of this.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 02:30 PM (hOOi9)

504 Mine own observations for whatever it is worth.


Women are less grossed out by homosexuals, men by lesbians, but women are less grossed out overall


Women under 40 are much more likely to be a bit, err, fluid, in their sexual desires. Even if they want a boyfriend/husband they may still kiss, hold hands, etc with female friends.


Women who have had very bad relationships with men are *much* more likely to turn lesbian - men in the converse scenario aren't likely to turn gay they just turn bitter.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 18, 2020 02:38 PM (qlFIA)

505

Guess who isn't going to scroll up and see what @139 is all about.
If you guessed me, you are correct.

This is all about the upcoming, Christmas break?
Or the upcoming Christmas break is all about this?
Christmas Eve would be a good time for Santa to show up.

Posted by: TeeJ - WWG1WGA at December 18, 2020 02:40 PM (ZCD4H)

506

And is it me or does that Dawson gal resemble Diana Ross only a bit prettier.

Posted by: TeeJ - WWG1WGA at December 18, 2020 02:42 PM (ZCD4H)

507 "Former local journalist Margaret Nelson wrote in her blog that if a transgender person's body was dissected post-mortem, 'his or her sex would be obvious to a student or pathologist'.

But she was later contacted by Suffolk Police, who woke her with a morning phone call, telling her the comments had provoked complaints from members of the trans community."

Even more significant is the DNA, which does not change in any way in a transition. As more treatments are developed for diseases that use DNA sequence testing, the correct identification of the DNA will be important.

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at December 18, 2020 02:45 PM (oMkPq)

508 500 - check Axios

Posted by: Oblivious at December 18, 2020 02:45 PM (hFk+/)

509 Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2020 02:10

Saw this and sent you an email. Now what the heel was being discussed I wonder. I'm off work on sick leave and think I was overserved that night!

Posted by: Farmer at December 18, 2020 02:56 PM (uEauf)

510 Call it whatever you wish. It's still a freak show.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at December 18, 2020 03:01 PM (Lxxwf)

511 The right answer of a citizen to this sort of balderdash is 2 raised middle fingers. And maybe bringing a rope to court.


In the UK (and increasingly here) you are a subject. You have to take it for Queen and Country.


Personally, I'm getting much closer to buying some fresh rope.

Posted by: GWB at December 18, 2020 03:20 PM (LGfjK)

512 Scottish judges?

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2020 03:23 PM (C9sSH)

513 The most telling quote from mentally-healthy PA Sec of Health (aka Dood With Boobs) is that outdoor masks will be mandatory because "masks show we care about each other."

When I open carry, it shows I care.

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2020 03:27 PM (C9sSH)

514 >>Rosario Dawson is Edward James Olmos with tits and better skin. Pass.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 18, 2020 02:05pm





I thought she was pretty cute in her younger days, e.g. in Men In Black II. She hasn't aged well.

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 18, 2020 03:32 PM (G/mW5)

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