Former DNC Spokesman Brad Woodhouse Says the House Should Give the Congressional Medal of Honor to Eric Swalwell for Adulterously Fucking a Chinese Whore/Spy

He's serious.

He also says the only people who should be investigated are the "Republicans on the Judiciary Committee," supposedly for leaking the information.

Say: Should we investigate Adam Schiff and every fucking Democrat for leaking classified information or nah?

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Really?

Posted by: klaftern at December 17, 2020 05:30 PM (RuIsu)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:31 PM (arJlL)

3 Top ten?

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 17, 2020 05:31 PM (qe5CM)

4 Getting 4 votes to force a SCOTUS hearing is pointless if you don't have 5 votes in your favor.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 17, 2020 05:31 PM (KAi1n)

5 Treason is patriotism, comrades.

Top 10?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 17, 2020 05:31 PM (puu6v)

6 Kinda thinking it's the spy that should get one after the pic with the, ahem, lovely governor that was also a target. *shudder*

Posted by: Catherine at December 17, 2020 05:32 PM (KzgGT)

7
( . ) ( . )

Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 17, 2020 05:33 PM (ifmtJ)

8 Hey, same tweets as from the old thread.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 17, 2020 05:33 PM (hpVf/)

9 Since the DOJ sure as fuck won't do its job, here's to hoping a Hong Kong refugee teaches Swalwell the concept of justice.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 17, 2020 05:33 PM (puu6v)

10 Someone Crossed the Streams.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2020 05:33 PM (1YXgl)

11 Nut-cutting time approacheth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2020 05:33 PM (DMUuz)

12 Groundhog day

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2020 05:34 PM (AiZBA)

13 Holy Shit. - I was first!


Posted by: cold civil war

Holy Shit.- I wasn't !

Congrats !

Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:34 PM (arJlL)

14 8 Hey, same tweets as from the old thread.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 17, 2020 05:33 PM (hpVf/)

I think The Who had some thoughts along those lines...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 17, 2020 05:34 PM (ifmtJ)

15 shelving error

Posted by: x at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (0tE/i)

16 I...I...

*stares blankly at screen*

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

17 Swallowswell by name.

Swallows VERY well by reputation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (ifmtJ)

18 Yeah, they're just trolling us now.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (4uSHG)

19 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (arJlL)

20 Why hasn't Swallwell been arrested? Oh right DOJ.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

21 I take it the fix is in then for the two Georgia senators. They think they will be able to fully implement their Truth Tribunal.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (hpVf/)

22 This arrogance and brazenness from the Libs and Marxist Rat Bastards on the Left is simply not going to go away. Their TDS fevers and delusions are only getting worse. Name the place, cucksuckers. . . name the field, the street, the vacant lot, wherever. . . . . . and we'll just settle it. But the truth is, most of them will die within 20 yards of their mothers' apartments. And we will take a piss on their desecrated corpses before tossing them onto the nightly funeral pyres. And then we can get on with our civil lives

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rats and Maoist Dogs at December 17, 2020 05:36 PM (UAyJa)

23 Deja vu

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2020 05:36 PM (AwYPR)

24 And we've gone back in time to the old tweets.

2020

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 17, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

25 The tweet so nice, Ace posts it twice!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 17, 2020 05:36 PM (dfRN6)

26 ( . ) ( . )

Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 17, 2020 05:33 PM


( . )(.)( . )

50% improved over the Terran models.

Posted by: Martian Boobs at December 17, 2020 05:36 PM (DMUuz)

27 the chinese bitch deserves a medal after screwing that fat fuck mayor of wherever the fuck california

Posted by: nckate at December 17, 2020 05:36 PM (c2XaW)

28
Well, Obama got a Nobel Prize, Gore got an Oscar and Joe Brezhnev got the Medal of Freedom, so why not?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2020 05:36 PM (mht8P)

29 13 Holy Shit. - I was first!
Posted by: cold civil war

Holy Shit.- I wasn't !

Congrats !
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:34 PM

How did that happen?

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 17, 2020 05:37 PM (qe5CM)

30 26 ( . ) ( . )

Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 17, 2020 05:33 PM

( . )(.)( . )

50% improved over the Terran models.
Posted by: Martian Boobs at December 17, 2020 05:36 PM (DMUuz)

I need to get my ass to Mars

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 17, 2020 05:37 PM (ifmtJ)

31 what tweets?

Posted by: f'd at December 17, 2020 05:37 PM (+y8uL)

32 I'll bet Nuke 'em Fartswell thought he was quite the stud.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 17, 2020 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

33 Why hasn't Swallwell been arrested? Oh right DOJ.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

He was doing his own investigation on the side..yeah, that's it.

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2020 05:37 PM (AwYPR)

34 How did that happen?
Posted by: Moonbeam

Beats the bejabbers outta me !

Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (arJlL)

35 19 Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM

Howdy partner!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (qe5CM)

36 It's humiliation theater all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (M2C/Y)

37 I'll bet Nuke 'em Fartswell thought he was quite the stud.

Oh, I'm sure. I hope he gets anal warts.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (nxdel)

38 it's Fang Fang who should get a medal

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (nUhF0)

39 20 Why hasn't Swallwell been arrested? Oh right DOJ.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2020 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

Amazing how fabulously wealthy people are when they leave the DOJ. Since China already owns D.C., let's just make it official and deed it to them with the understanding the consideration is the elimination of all the vermin within it. And a wall. A big, beautiful wall. All way 'round so nothing can slither out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 17, 2020 05:39 PM (puu6v)

40 Trump should award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Fang Fang for sleeping with such Democrat pieces of shit. That is far above the call of duty for anyone in the service of their country including China. Hell, she deserves a Purple Heart.

At least the Democrat Pravda Media would be forced to cover the story then.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 17, 2020 05:39 PM (FBrfY)

41 it's Fang Fang who should get a medal



Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (nUhF0)


This. I'll bet he farts during sex.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 17, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

42 Today- vote in GA to stop the dangerous radicals!

Jan 21st- there's nothing we can do, we only control 1/2 of 1/3 of govt!


Posted by: McConnell at December 17, 2020 05:39 PM (lOr+7)

43 For conspicuous caddery and adultery, above and beyond the bounds of marriage.

On Saturday, October 20th, 2019, while leading a fundraising dinner for like minded Democratic donors, Rep. Swalwell found himself under assault by a slightly above average Chinese operative, who revealed herself to be an obvious enemy asset by pretending to be interested in Rep. Swalwell.

Undeterred, Rep. Swalwell conducted a one-man assault on the enemy position and repeatedly inserted his penis into it. During this time, he maintained diligent operational security, managing to conceal the assault from his Congressional colleagues, the press and his wife. Bravely he porked on, alone, repeatedly throwing himself at the enemy and risking discovery, personal mockery and impregnating a side bitch.

Rep. Swalwell's actions are in keeping with the highest traditions of the United States Congress, Washington DC and the United States Government.

*I made up the date

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 17, 2020 05:39 PM (gAFsE)

44 Oh there are some words at the top of the page.

Posted by: f'd at December 17, 2020 05:39 PM (+y8uL)

45 38 it's Fang Fang who should get a medal
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (nUhF0)

The PRC equivalent of the Purple Heart.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 17, 2020 05:40 PM (puu6v)

46 34 How did that happen?
Posted by: Moonbeam

Beats the bejabbers outta me !
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM

They were there and then they disappeared. Lucky me, I guess!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 17, 2020 05:40 PM (qe5CM)

47 It's interesting to me that the swing states being evangelized as battlegrounds in this election hold no inherent strategic advantage over the rest of the country.

Hell, they're not even adjacent or contiguous. Should a divorce occur, supply lines would be difficult at best.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 17, 2020 05:40 PM (WOYcU)

48 it's Fang Fang who should get a medal
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (nUhF0)

-----------------

I expected Mata Hari to look more flash but then again neither did Mata. It must be something else.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 17, 2020 05:40 PM (hpVf/)

49 Fang Fang went back to China and begged to be put in front of a firing squad.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 17, 2020 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

50 Give him a medal? You Americans don't know how to f*ck do you?

Posted by: Spy Bang Bang at December 17, 2020 05:40 PM (qlFIA)

51 Would someone in the DC area please pigeon-hole ACB and ask her if Roberts screamed them into submission?

Thank you.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (UW2ZS)

52 >Spouse also insists that there is no evidence of fraud, none. Try to tell her about Ruby and her running ballots through the tabulator multiple times, but of course, spouse claims that the video was doctored.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 17, 2020 04:57 PM (Ggb9q)

Divorce her.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (JT4+z)

53
"We don't have 'obama judges' or 'Bush judges.' We have cocksucker 'judges.'"
-- John Roberts, fake "justice"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (4Wom9)

54
This. I'll bet he farts during sex.
___

He call that nuking the sheets

Posted by: Spy Bang Bang at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (qlFIA)

55 I keep getting email to vote early in the runoffs. I'm not going to do that because I still might change my mind.

Posted by: f'd at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (+y8uL)

56 We are getting closer to the Liberty Tree watering

Posted by: Rick554 at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (FmOIw)

57 Such a wonderful display of terminal ignorance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2020 05:42 PM (0QYMt)

58 42 Today- vote in GA to stop the dangerous radicals!

Jan 21st- there's nothing we can do, we only control 1/2 of 1/3 of govt!


Posted by: McConnell at December 17, 2020 05:39 PM (lOr+7)

Cornyn, Lee and Graham pre-empted that date and announced their initial terms of surrender will include amnesty and unlimited tech visas. For the children.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 17, 2020 05:42 PM (puu6v)

59 I keep getting email to vote early in the runoffs. I'm not going to do that because I still might change my mind.


Posted by: f'd at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (+y8uL)


Apparently we can vote as many times as we want in Georgia. So vote early and often.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 17, 2020 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

60 Hell, they're not even adjacent or contiguous.

Look at the big brain on Dr Bone. I didn't learn the word "contiguous" until I got into Computer Science.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (UW2ZS)

61 "I
don't give a #@^ about 'Bush v. Gore'... at that time we didn't
have RIOTS!"

A staffer "heard *SCREAMING* through the walls as Justice Roberts
other liberal Justices were insisting this case *NOT* be taken up..."


funny that was reported on 4chan several days ago and people thought it was someone just trolling

Posted by: brak at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (cG+eD)

62 Repubs in Congress should definitely NEVER mention Swallowswell at all, without either intentionally mangling his name or mentioning he was Fang's wang.

They should also find an excuse to mention him in every speech, no matter what the topic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (L2ZTs)

63
So, it's probably way old by now but....

National Cuck Review: The Court Rejecting The Texas Lawsuit Was A "Victory For Conservatism"

Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (4Wom9)

64 It's kind of weird going into an election not having made up my mind. Usually I know months or even years ahead of time who I am going to vote for.

Posted by: f'd at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (+y8uL)

65 >>This. I'll bet he farts during sex.


Only if you slap him on the ass and yell 'Backfire'.

Posted by: Feng Feng at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (1YXgl)

66 Is Clenis mort? I heard he was mort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (Z9NP8)

67 Cornyn, Lee and Graham pre-empted that date and announced their initial
terms of surrender will include amnesty and unlimited tech visas. For
the children.
___

Also, we've agreed that we will let Jinping doing that thing in our mouths, but we will NOT swallow. A man has to keep his honor.

Posted by: Cornyn, Lee and Graham at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (qlFIA)

68 51 Would someone in the DC area please pigeon-hole ACB and ask her if Roberts screamed them into submission?

Thank you.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (UW2ZS)

Probably not. It ends up the cuckery is what beats deeply within her.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (puu6v)

69 60 Hell, they're not even adjacent or contiguous.

Look at the big brain on Dr Bone. I didn't learn the word "contiguous" until I got into Computer Science.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM

Not even in US Geography class?

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (qe5CM)

70 So the USSC caves and whines when terrorists strike? And ANTIFA/BLM are terrorists in every way. LEOs caved, elected officials caved and cowered. We are conquered by arsonists

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (ONvIw)

71
Man, I feel like a chump.

I singlehandedly destroyed two Chinese mortar emplacements and three Chinese machine gun nests, killing more than 100 Chinese soldiers and saving the lives of 35 Americans in the process, to earn my CMH.

Killed more than a hundred of these Chinese bastards, when I could have just kicked it on the beach in Cali, and banged one of their chicks. My mom always said I do everything the hard way.

Posted by: Lloyd Burke at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (g4Dtb)

72 I'll bet he farts during sex.

Let he or she who has never farted during sex cast the first butt-plug.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (UW2ZS)

73 bonhomme, I'm sure all the justices would say is that they had a "spirited discussion."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (L2ZTs)

74 it's Fang Fang who should get a medal

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (nUhF0)
.........

plus some of that sweet congressional harassment slush fund cash

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

75 Liberty Tree should have drowned already.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (puu6v)

76 National Cuck Review: The Court Rejecting The Texas Lawsuit Was A "Victory For Conservatism"

Really.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 17, 2020 05:43 PM (4Wom9)

To be a conservative is to support the status quo.

The status quo is Leftist cultural hegemony.

We are not conservatives.

We are a classical liberal reform movement.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (0iWjY)

77 "I'll tell you how to vote!" - Sen. McConnell
"I'll tell you how to vote!" - GOPers
"I'll tell you how to vote!" - John Roberts


Seems to be a sort of pattern developing here.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 17, 2020 05:45 PM (QUOVv)

78 Willowed. Also, Funny:

Zachary Petrizzo @ZTPetrizzo

Congressman Dan Crenshaw is currently following an escort on Twitter who charges $1,500 per hour

https://tinyurl.com/ybo5r3ku



who knows if it's true, but there it is.

pretty pictures

Posted by: artisanal 'ette



He's just keeping an eye on her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan



Bongino destroyed the reporter who posted that with this:

https://tinyurl.com/Oops-Self-Own


Pretty fucking funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 17, 2020 05:45 PM (BM2fS)

79 You fucked THAT?

Posted by: Fang Fang's Mom at December 17, 2020 05:45 PM (sWM8x)

80 ...but first, you will give me your lighter.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 17, 2020 05:45 PM (1YXgl)

81 Not even in US Geography class?

That's a good point. I probably first heard it there.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:45 PM (UW2ZS)

82 So the USSC caves and whines when terrorists strike? And ANTIFA/BLM are
terrorists in every way. LEOs caved, elected officials caved and
cowered. We are conquered by arsonists
***

After 9/11 the US caved to Islamists - before that it was common for even hard core lefties to claim we should be bombing the Taliban because Islam was mean to women.


Obama learned from Osama.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2020 05:45 PM (qlFIA)

83
Cornyn, Lee and Graham pre-empted that date and announced their initial terms of surrender will include amnesty and unlimited tech visas. For the children.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 17, 2020 05:42 PM (puu6v)

Gold plated tarts

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (ONvIw)

84 I guess this qualifies Jeffrey Toobin for at least a Bronze Star.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (H5knJ)

85 Metals handed out for banging spys?

Sign Hunter up

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (Cxk7w)

86 That Woodhouse chap leaves me speechless. The venality the corruption, the determination to spend eternity in hell are mind boggling.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (lgiXo)

87 Bet that if a knee pads Harris orders an Insurrection Act, the military brass will jump into action.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (Z9NP8)

88 bonhomme, I'm sure all the justices would say is that they had a "spirited discussion."

That sounds about right.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (UW2ZS)

89 The Left's requirements for the status of "honorable"
- Participate in a coup against the legitimate government
- Fuck spies and maintain relationships with spy's home country
- Threaten to destroy vast tracts of America with atomic weapons

What exactly is the difference between an "honorable Democrat" and foreign aggressor?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (hYcqw)

90 48 it's Fang Fang who should get a medal
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (nUhF0)

-----------------

I expected Mata Hari to look more flash but then again neither did Mata. It must be something else.
------
Might have something to do with her ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (W+kMI)

91 I'll bet he farts during sex.

After good pegging, yes.

Posted by: Mata Bang Bang at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

92 We are not conservatives.

We are a classical liberal reform movement.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (0iWjY)

"Conservative, n. A politician who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others."

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 17, 2020 05:47 PM (gAFsE)

93 Bet that if a knee pads Harris orders an Insurrection Act, the military brass will jump into action.

I like "heels up Harris".

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:47 PM (UW2ZS)

94 I think you mean...

after a sound pegging.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2020 05:47 PM (1YXgl)

95 >>>Look at the big brain on Dr Bone. I didn't learn the word "contiguous" until I got into Computer Science.

Posted by: bonhomme.<<<

Stream-of-consciousness my snarky friend. Did you learn to sackup when you graduated from Computer Science?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 17, 2020 05:47 PM (WOYcU)

96 it's Fang Fang who should get a medal

And an AIDS test.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2020 05:47 PM (H5knJ)

97 I expected Mata Hari to look more flash but then again neither did Mata. It must be something else.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 17, 2020 05:40 PM (hpVf/)
++++++++++++
She's pretty and willing to have sex with ugly*, craven power-hungry foreign men to advance her country's agenda.

* Swallwell is not the worst-looking man in Washington, but it's not a high bar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2020 05:47 PM (hYcqw)

98 * Swallwell is not the worst-looking man in Washington, but it's not a high bar.
___

Oh Miss Fang Fang...

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at December 17, 2020 05:48 PM (qlFIA)

99 >>> My mom always said I do everything the hard way.
Posted by: Lloyd Burke at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM (g4Dtb)

=====

Work harder, not smarter. That's always been my motto!

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 05:48 PM (0UOOC)

100 She's pretty and willing to have sex with ugly*, craven power-hungry foreign men to advance her country's agenda.

* Swallwell is not the worst-looking man in Washington, but it's not a high bar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2020 05:47 PM (hYcqw)

They sent the first two spies after Nadler, but they both swallowed cyanide pills within days.

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (gAFsE)

101 The American ruling class is not particularly fond of America. As a people, a country, or an idea.

They primarily view it as the bargaining chip they can play to access the global revenue stream, and it invariably involves selling it off piecemeal to the best offers they can get.

Posted by: Ersatz at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (SZtv8)

102 77 "I'll tell you how to vote!" - Sen. McConnell
"I'll tell you how to vote!" - GOPers
"I'll tell you how to vote!" - John Roberts

Seems to be a sort of pattern developing here.
-----------
I repeatedly told Non-Republican friends and family in 2017 that my vote for Trump was a protest against two political parties. I suppose I've been vindicated.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (W+kMI)

103 Fang Fang bang bang long time

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (TJXqe)

104 And an AIDS test.
___

Pegging is even safer then a glory hole

Posted by: Dr Fauci at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (qlFIA)

105
See, I've heard way too many, way-too-believable rumors that this fruity ponce huffs cock like skid-row bum huffs Krylon.

I bet he didn't bang this slant-pussied bint. I bet he just took her filthy yuan in exchange for our national security.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (g4Dtb)

106 Would someone in the DC area please pigeon-hole ACB and ask her if Roberts screamed them into submission?

Thank you.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:41 PM (UW2ZS)

---------------

I have a feeling numerous DC swamp creatures have already got to them to make sure they do not interfere in the fraud.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 17, 2020 05:50 PM (hpVf/)

107 Occam Sockam robots

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2020 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

108 >>They sent the first two spies after Nadler, but they


only had one cup.




Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2020 05:50 PM (1YXgl)

109 Swallwell is not the worst-looking man in Washington, but it's not a high bar.
---
Henry Waxman still kicking around?

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2020 05:50 PM (Eicbe)

110 Who's willing to play the role of John Brown ?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 17, 2020 05:50 PM (2DOZq)

111 >>8 it's Fang Fang who should get a medal
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 17, 2020 05:38 PM (nUhF0)

The PRC equivalent of the Purple Heart.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself
-------------------------------

Purple Helmet

Posted by: Aviator at December 17, 2020 05:50 PM (0FTCx)

112 They sent the first two spies after Nadler, but they both swallowed cyanide pills within days.

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (gAFsE)

Heh


They saw his belt fastened 3 inches below his neck and decided to check out.

Posted by: LOL at December 17, 2020 05:50 PM (lOr+7)

113 before that it was common for even hard core lefties to claim we should be bombing the Taliban because Islam was mean to women.


Tom Tomorrow was totally for invasion of Afghanistan through 9/10/2001, crying about their women and the Bamiyan Buddhas. after 9/11 it was a war crime to invade.

Posted by: x at December 17, 2020 05:51 PM (0tE/i)

114 Stream-of-consciousness my snarky friend. Did you learn to sackup when you graduated from Computer Science?

Not snark, friendly ribbing.

I learned about Bags and Stacks, but not sacks. What's that?

Wait, are you saying I'm not manly because I'm a computer nerd? Harumph!

*pushes up glasses*
*waddles out of the room unathletically*

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:51 PM (UW2ZS)

115 See, I've heard way too many, way-too-believable rumors that this fruity ponce huffs cock like skid-row bum huffs Krylon.


Early Profanity Pundit Award contender

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2020 05:51 PM (Z9NP8)

116 They sent the first two spies after Nadler, but they both swallowed cyanide pills within days.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (gAFsE)

Only after they tried to have sex with him, but were unable to find IT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2020 05:51 PM (85Gof)

117 I think it's coming down to those who can "believe this shit" and those who can't.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (Eicbe)

118 See, I've heard way too many, way-too-believable rumors that this fruity ponce huffs cock like skid-row bum huffs Krylon.

I bet he didn't bang this slant-pussied bint. I bet he just took her filthy yuan in exchange for our national security.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (g4Dtb)
++++++++++++
There's a lot to ... "unpack," as the kids the say, in that. That has one of the highest invective:character ratios I have ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (hYcqw)

119 Profanity Poet, I mean.

I miss Chavez.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (Z9NP8)

120 Fang Fang bang bang long time
Posted by: Anna Puma

Fo howah ?

Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (arJlL)

121 Grasshoppers kill man.

https://bit.ly/3gWoOpE

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (UW2ZS)

122 A law either exists in full, or not at all.

The Texas decision nullified the 14th Amendment's equal protection clause and the responsibility of the court to adjudicate interstate disputes.

The entire Constitution is thus nullified, and in doing so, there is no longer any point of legal connection between the states.

Here's a Penumbra or Emanation for the ages.

In ruling that Texas doesn't have standing, the court abandoned its own standing. Without the Constitution, there is no legitimate Supreme Court, nor a legitimate US Government.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (0iWjY)

123
Damn I wish this wasn't on infowars but probably explains roberts too.
https://tinyurl.com/yan4qwcd
Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne recently explained in a "SteelTruth" interview with Ann Vandersteel how the FBI recruited him to help them carry out their sting operation against Clinton.

"I bribed Hillary Clinton with $18 million. I facilitated a bribe for Hillary Clinton on January 14th 2016 right here in this town on behalf of the FBI" Byrne said.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (r+sAi)

124 Someone needs to stick a foot up fauci's ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (85Gof)

125 Enrico Pallazzo > Zachary Petrizzo

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 17, 2020 05:53 PM (dfRN6)

126 You know who has to be freaking steaming right now? The Throuple broad. All she did was bang her husband and another chick staffer, and Pelosi gives her the boot. This guy is putting it to a Chinese spy and doesn't even lose his committee assignment. Guess Pelosi didn't like Trouple chick showing up at her office with quim on her breath.

Posted by: NoOneYouKnow at December 17, 2020 05:53 PM (KI8yT)

127 So SCOTUS is cowering before low life rioters. The founding fathers are probably puking down from heaven on the courts and legislatures of the US. "Are there no brave men left?" Sorry, General Washington, they learned nothing. Any quotes about equal justice should be sandblasted from the walls of their buildings.

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 05:53 PM (ONvIw)

128 "I don't give a #@&^ about 'Bush v. Gore'... at that time we didn't have RIOTS!"

What really bothers me (among many) is that Roberts doesn't know the riots are a setup? Paid for by Soros and his goons for this very purpose? To scare people?

But not the people we pay to protect us. Not the people who we put in charge to follow the law. Not those that have the power to fix this.

How disgusting. What a weak pos. What an ignorant fool. He's a disgrace.

The Supreme Court is no longer a "mystery". Not professionals reading over the Constitution and following it as best they can. They are mostly emo partisan hacks. Weak emo partisan hacks.

Please President Trump. Invoke.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 17, 2020 05:53 PM (sfhL4)

129 Evening, Captain !

Posted by: JT at December 17, 2020 05:53 PM (arJlL)

130 9/11 was a tragedy for America, and a moment of inspiration for the left.

I'm not saying that trivially.

A lot like this election, that really is the tipping point where you can look back and see when they changed to be actively against America and Americans.

Posted by: Undercover Brother at December 17, 2020 05:53 PM (FY89y)

131 You know who has to be freaking steaming right now? The Throuple broad. All she did was bang her husband and another chick staffer, and Pelosi gives her the boot. This guy is putting it to a Chinese spy and doesn't even lose his committee assignment. Guess Pelosi didn't like Trouple chick showing up at her office with quim on her breath.
Posted by: NoOneYouKnow at December 17, 2020 05:53 PM (KI8yT)

It's the Patriarchy!

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM (gAFsE)

132 OT:
maybe it was just the states legislatures job all along.

And now it's Congresses.

Or the Armys.

Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM (FhXTo)

133

Dana Cheng of the Epoch Times was interviewed on AM
560 this morning. She said that starting about 20 years ago that a lot of congressional staffers started to have Chinese girlfriends and many
CEOs have gotten Chinese girlfriends who are a lot younger than them.
She said it's no coincidence. It's a play by the Chinese government to
have these woman to work their influence.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM (d1Vli)

134 Deja vu-lez vous avec moi, c'est soi?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking he has seen this already at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM (QzkSJ)

135 They sent the first two spies after Nadler, but they both swallowed cyanide pills within days.

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (gAFsE)

Swahwell only faht, Nadler he crap self.

Posted by: Mata Bang Bang at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

136 >>> In ruling that Texas doesn't have standing, the court abandoned its own standing. Without the Constitution, there is no legitimate Supreme Court, nor a legitimate US Government.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 17, 2020 05:52 PM (0iWjY)

======

That's a lot of negatives that seem to come to a positive (i.e. correct) conclusion.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM (0UOOC)

137 I have a feeling numerous DC swamp creatures have already got to them to make sure they do not interfere in the fraud.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 17, 2020 05:50 PM (hpVf/)

Yep, cowards and tarts

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM (ONvIw)

138

so John Roberts just endorsed the rioters veto?

perhaps there is a lesson

we can riot way better than the left, maybe give it a try

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 17, 2020 05:55 PM (r4bSV)

139 Fang Fang bang bang long time
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (TJXqe)

No need.

Shortest measurement known to man.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 17, 2020 05:55 PM (hOMhY)

140 Please President Trump. Invoke.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 17, 2020 05:53 PM (sfhL4)


This is where it gets tricky. I don't think Trump will make a very good Pinochet. However, if it's not Trump - we may not get another chance.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 05:55 PM (c0rKK)

141 Yeah it would be much more believable if the Honeypot spy was a 140 lb , 20 year old Chinese guy.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (2DOZq)

142 This guy got a table outside a restaurant in NYC, hilarious & sad.


https://tinyurl.com/y8exdfv7

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (8k7U7)

143 calling it now:

Harris / FangFang 2024

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (YhAQg)

144 Dana Cheng of the Epoch Times was interviewed on AM
560 this morning. She said that starting about 20 years ago that a lot of congressional staffers started to have Chinese girlfriends and many
CEOs have gotten Chinese girlfriends who are a lot younger than them.
She said it's no coincidence. It's a play by the Chinese government to
have these woman to work their influence.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM
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How long has McConnell been married?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (IDhUW)

145

say that facebook guy married a chinese lady
the one who surfs so well


are the only trustworthy chinese from Taiwan?


Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (r4bSV)

146
I agree. Swalwell should get metal. 10 of them, about .30 inches in diameter right on his heart. At about 1,000 feet per second.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (s2VJv)

147 >> Yeah it would be much more believable if the Honeypot spy was a 140 lb , 20 year old Chinese guy.


Sure. But how would they look any different from one another?

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (1YXgl)

148 The American ruling class is not particularly fond of America. As a people, a country, or an idea.

They primarily view it as the bargaining chip they can play to access the global revenue stream, and it invariably involves selling it off piecemeal to the best offers they can get.
Posted by: Ersatz at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (SZtv

---------------

The last four years have certainly been a revelation.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (hpVf/)

149 Yeah it would be much more believable if the Honeypot spy was a 140 lb , 20 year old Chinese guy.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (2DOZq)


A trink.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (Z9NP8)

150
This is where it gets tricky. I don't think Trump will make a very good Pinochet. However, if it's not Trump - we may not get another chance.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 05:55 PM (c0rKK)

So he's not a General, Flynn is and he has every right to go after the fucking establishment, IMO

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (ONvIw)

151 OT:

maybe it was just the states legislatures job all along.

And now it's Congresses.

Or the Army's.

Posted by: DaveA




It was, it is, and it just might be.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (BM2fS)

152 Is fear a valid reason for a judicial decision?
Did the judges involved in Mafia trials in Sicily cite fear of car bombings?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (lgiXo)

153 ace and everyone, apologies for linking something from Quora, but I thought you all would find this rather interesting:

What's the most unusual item landlords have found left behind after someone moved out?

(answer by James Kunert)

I used to work in property management. There was one guy, white in his 40's, quiet, polite, but weirded people out anyhow. We get a call from this guy that he's moved out, knowns he left some stuff, apologizes and says just toss it all, as he won't be back. He's going to pay an extra month since he gave no notice, so that was good.

Anyhow, a couple weeks go by and we eventually get around to checking this guy's place.

Tons of stuff. Took us a while to figure out what everything was.

One thing was 1,700 rounds of .45 ammo. Another was trashbags full of uniforms: police, military, private security. (emphasis by qdpsteve)

Then we found a couple empty suppressor boxes and The Boss decided it was time to check with the cops.

So cops came, looked things over, took lots of pictures and asked lots of questions. They ran around the property and checked all the dumpsters even though we told them he'd been gone for weeks. One wondered aloud about how much ammo he had that he could leave 1,700 rounds behind. Stuff ain't cheap!

They had no record of the guy, or at least he hadn't been in any trouble according to a cop friend. The plates on file with the office came back to a different vehicle. They got the guy's forwarding address (likely fake) from the office and we never heard about it again.

One of my coworkers took the ammo. I got a $700 leather coat and a couple other things. Ended up a pretty nice haul for the staff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)

154 >>> Deja vu-lez vous avec moi, c'est soi?
Posted by: Miklos, thinking he has seen this already at December 17, 2020 05:54 PM (QzkSJ)

=====

Seulement entre toi et moi

Posted by: April Wine at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (o9apC)

155 I'm here.
Just got here so don;t know if this has been discussed. But apparently the SC is slow walking the Georgia and Michigan suits, not requiring answers from the states til 1/14. And rejected Wisconsin and Arizona without giving a reason.
It's like they are daring Trump to declare martial law. With more and more information coming out that the election was f'ed, they are daring us to take to the streets. If there is no legal recourse, what else is there but revolution.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (sd8p8)

156 This can't be good for liberty

Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (zUdXR)

157 >>Someone needs to stick a foot up fauci's ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'd settle for a solid 10".

Posted by: Dr Fauci at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (0FTCx)

158 144 -------
How long has McConnell been married?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (IDhUW)


Elaine Chao ain't no Aki sister, Suzi or Terry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (s2VJv)

159
This is where it gets tricky. I don't think Trump will make a very good Pinochet. However, if it's not Trump - we may not get another chance.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 05:55 PM (c0rKK)

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Indeed. What I liked about the man, was that he was a through-and-through honest damned patriot who believed in and deeply loved the American Way of Life. One of maybe five in the whole city.

He'd make a lousy Pinochet. His heart is three sizes too big to haul a bunch of Marxists off to underground torture chambers and one-way helicopter rides.

We'll need someone else for that role.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (g4Dtb)

160 Hey Roberts!
Remember that thing called Mayberry vs Madison?
Apparently not.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (axyOa)

161 If judges really venerated the Constitution, they would stand to lose a lot of power. And while there are those who would see the point, it eventually grates enough against personal interest of too many humans.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)

162 drop your cocks and grab your socks!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (W2Pud)

163
Suki not Suzi

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (s2VJv)

164 This is where it gets tricky. I don't think Trump
will make a very good Pinochet. However, if it's not Trump - we may not
get another chance.



Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 05:55 PM (c0rKK)



So he's not a General, Flynn is and he has every right to go after the fucking establishment, IMO
Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (ONvIw)


I'd like our chances better with Flynn. Better yet with Mike Rogers. But I'll back the play regardless - all the way. I honestly don't think Trump will do it, though.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (c0rKK)

165 What a year it's been for conspiracy theories! A number of them were proven in 2020.
1. The Uniparty.
2. The CIA and/or FBI control the Federal Government.
3. A shadowy organization controls celebrities and politicians with offers of forbidden pleasures.
4. Elections are controlled; the citizens' choice is a formality.
5. A cabal of international financial institutions can manipulate the global economy to keep themselves richer than Croseus, and manipulate political events likewise.
6. The military-industrial complex is real.

Now somebody post a photo of Sasquatch getting released from a National Park Service truck, and I can claim conspiracy theory bingo.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2020 05:59 PM (W+kMI)

166 160 Hey Roberts!
Remember that thing called Mayberry vs Madison?
Apparently not.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (axyOa)


That's just it. Mayberry he remembers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2020 05:59 PM (s2VJv)

167 I agree. Swalwell should get metal. 10 of them, about .30 inches in diameter right on his heart. At about 1,000 feet per second.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Or he could be used to test Black Rifle Coffee's 20 mm Vulcan Prius:

https://tinyurl.com/Brrrrrrrrrrttttttt

Posted by: Sharkman at December 17, 2020 05:59 PM (BM2fS)

168
Who's willing to play the role of John Brown ?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me


Raymond Massey did it twice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2020 05:59 PM (63Dwl)

169 See, I've heard way too many, way-too-believable rumors that this fruity ponce huffs cock like skid-row bum huffs Krylon.



I bet he didn't bang this slant-pussied bint. I bet he just took her filthy yuan in exchange for our national security.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 05:49 PM (g4Dtb)


Maybe she pegged him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2020 05:59 PM (d1Vli)

170 Let he or she who has never farted during sex cast the first butt-plug.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 05:44 PM


We Democrats do that all the time; it's called projection.

Posted by: E. Swalwell at December 17, 2020 05:59 PM (DMUuz)

171 >>> This is where it gets tricky. I don't think Trump will make a very good Pinochet. However, if it's not Trump - we may not get another chance.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 05:55 PM (c0rKK)

=======

However, he does own his own helicopter.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (0UOOC)

172 exdem13, yup.

Also, what does the gubmint try to distract us with?

"Um... hey look folks, we can finally tell you aliens are real!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)

173 >>>Wait, are you saying I'm not manly because I'm a computer nerd? Harumph!<<<
Not at all. But for all of the histrionics here (big computer science word) about organizing and analyzing and planning for what may happen, where's the beef? (big word for morons like me)

Examine the geography. Imagine the likelihood that Texas or a coalition of states won't be denied a fair reckoning of this farce.

An academic exploration of an unexpected chain of events is warranted.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (WOYcU)

174 SCOTUS should have taken the case because it has original jurisdiction. Roberts could have punted on standing later, but there would have been evidence introduced to set a public record. (I expect that Trump was intervening because he had evidence no one else did).

Now the Big Steal will be buried. It will be a crime to even raise the subject.

Roberts is a pussy of the worst kind.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (9TdxA)

175 I think that we are quickly getting to the point that you see on video in other nation's political platforms - full on fights.

That I would enjoy. During a session of the Senate, I would delight in seeing Marsha Blackburn throw a roundhouse to Maize Hirono, and watch Ted Cruz grab Cory Booker, spin him over his head and then launch him in to the gallery. Put it on Pay per View and pay off the national debt.

Posted by: Cheri at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (oiNtH)

176 One of my coworkers took the ammo. I got a $700 leather coat and a couple other things. Ended up a pretty nice haul for the staff.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)


Allah be praised!!!
I have missed that jacket!
Mamoud

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2020 06:01 PM (axyOa)

177
Maybe she pegged him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2020 05:59 PM (d1Vli)

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Nah not his type. Swallow-well strikes me as a power-bottom looking for a beefy, hairy bear.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 06:01 PM (g4Dtb)

178 I'd like our chances better with Flynn. Better yet with Mike Rogers. But I'll back the play regardless - all the way. I honestly don't think Trump will do it, though.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (c0rKK)

nope, I don't either. Think about how comprehensive the Dem's plans have been. Then think about how the military has been disobeying Trump's orders for 4 years. They've got the entire military command structure locked up, and enough loyal commanders to arrest Trump instantly if he tries anything like this.

so it's over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2020 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)

179 After supposedly having sex with some very heavy Mayor from somewhere in Ohio, Swallwell probably didn't look so bad

https://tinyurl.com/yddpnln2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2020 06:01 PM (WkPC9)

180 Re: "at that time we didn't have riots"

--

This is the precedent the courts keep telling us about, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is guessing Biden will use Trump donation lists to enforce his gun ban at December 17, 2020 06:02 PM (44/1o)

181 Diogenes, glad you enjoyed.

Whenever I post anything from anywhere near Quora on the ONTs, MisHum all but comes to my house to beat me black and blue. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 06:02 PM (L2ZTs)

182 I agree. Swalwell should get metal. 10 of them, about .30 inches in diameter right on his heart. At about 1,000 feet per second.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Technical detail upskilling can be done every Sunday evening right here. And it's free!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2020 06:02 PM (DMUuz)

183 *off with sperm burping sock.

Posted by: golfman at December 17, 2020 06:02 PM (hOMhY)

184 Perhaps its my own form of cowardice speaking, but at this point I truly think the best thing for the country is:
a) Do not "invoke", but
b) Pursue, prove and compile all the motherfucking fraud and insist on thousands of prosecutions with PMITA prison time.
c) Hold the line in GA: rally after rally
d) Retake the Presidency in 2024 with a non-DJT who is officially endorsed by DJT as his vessel.

I'm sure there are holes between stealing underpants and profit, but that's my overall sense of things now.

Posted by: Zek at December 17, 2020 06:02 PM (w/5KC)

185 175 I think that we are quickly getting to the point that you see on video in other nation's political platforms - full on fights.

That I would enjoy. During a session of the Senate, I would delight in seeing:
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Justice Thomas beat the crap out of John Roberts





Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2020 06:03 PM (CZm2G)

186 Roberts is a pussy of the worst kind.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (9TdxA)

I heard there were only 2 kinds....big ol' good 'uns and good ol' big 'uns.

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2020 06:03 PM (AwYPR)

187 158 144 -------
How long has McConnell been married?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2020 05:56 PM (IDhUW)


Elaine Chao ain't no Aki sister, Suki or Terry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2020 05:58 PM (s2VJv)
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Sorry JJ, I don't get the reference.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2020 06:03 PM (IDhUW)

188 The cowards won 7-2, or 5-2 if you exclude Sotomayor, Kagan and Breyer, the three auto-assholes.

And the riots that terrify the brave court so much were over "police brutality", not elections. To call Roberts a "pussy" is to insult pussies. I suspect if it was Biden wanting the case he'd dig his manhood out of the toilet and do it

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:03 PM (ONvIw)

189 I see Undercover DC noticed that most if not all ballots cast in CA according to its election laws are invalid.

"Ballots not printed in accordance with the chapter [Chapter 3] shall not be cast nor counted at any election."

Seems they left out a little paragraph and didn't follow the rules that it should be included and identical to the sample ballot.

This is HUGE NEWS.

https://tinyurl.com/ya5aw5j7

Oh wait, it would only be huge news if we had actually cast all our votes legally for a republican sending all of our electors to Trump. But, that's not what happened.

Never mind.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 17, 2020 06:03 PM (L8ADy)

190 Been using Kommie Harris but Heels Up, or Ho Harris are up there as well.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (Cxk7w)

191 Maybe I'm too self conscious but I tend to not do sex when I'm farty.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (lgiXo)

192 I don't find the Swalwell story hard to believe. He looks like a shaved bonobo. He'd frolic with livestock.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (H5knJ)

193 Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (WOYcU)

I have no idea what this guy is on about.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (UW2ZS)

194 Then think about how the military has been
disobeying Trump's orders for 4 years. They've got the entire military
command structure locked up, and enough loyal commanders to arrest Trump
instantly if he tries anything like this.



Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2020 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)


That's the next pattern of circular thought we need to break. I think enough here now see that if blue cities don't want police - don't make them have police. You're just taking away another tool of oppression from a blue city mayor.

Next step - we need to stop fighting military cuts. It's just another stick the FedGov can use on our backs. That circular thinking is going to be harder to break here. Too many people just like the idea of American Military kicking ass. They can't, or won't, get it in through their heads that the next asses kicked will be our own.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (c0rKK)

195 Ya know what the trouble is with people like us? We tend not to riot, loot, injure others, or burn things down. Everyday we go out and work to support our families and build a Country. We are at a disadvantage.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (85Gof)

196 Posted by: Zek at December 17, 2020 06:02 PM (w/5KC)

If the courts continue to give the nod to fraud, 2022 and 2024 are already lost.

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (ONvIw)

197 160 Hey Roberts!
Remember that thing called Mayberry vs Madison?
Posted by: Diogenes

is that the one where Gomer arrests Barney?

Posted by: x at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (0tE/i)

198
I don't find the Swalwell story hard to believe. He looks like a shaved bonobo. He'd frolic with livestock.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (H5knJ)

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Heh. Takin' a "roll in the hay," as it were.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (g4Dtb)

199 nope, I don't either. Think about how comprehensive the Dem's plans have been. Then think about how the military has been disobeying Trump's orders for 4 years. They've got the entire military command structure locked up, and enough loyal commanders to arrest Trump instantly if he tries anything like this.

so it's over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2020 06:01 PM


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybvg69on

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (DMUuz)

200 d) Retake the Presidency in 2024 with a non-DJT who is officially endorsed by DJT as his vessel.
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How do we do this with elections that are rigged against us?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (IDhUW)

201 "Ballots not printed in accordance with the chapter [Chapter 3] shall not be cast nor counted at any election."

-

Ain't nobody got no time for no laws bullsh*t, yo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is guessing Biden will use Trump donation lists to enforce his gun ban at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (44/1o)

202 No Leftist Supreme Being will ever, ever ever vote against a Leftist law.
Never, ever will you see that.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (Cxk7w)

203 If a Chinese spy banged Nadler he wouldn't be able to see her past his gunt.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (lgiXo)

204 How do we do this with elections that are rigged against us?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (IDhUW)

Zek is recommending surrender to the commie donks

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:06 PM (ONvIw)

205 Even Orwell would say "nah bro" to today's script.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 17, 2020 06:06 PM (Z7wGT)

206 That I would enjoy. During a session of the Senate, I would delight in seeing:
----------------

Justice Thomas beat the crap out of John Roberts

LOL.

Posted by: Cheri at December 17, 2020 06:06 PM (oiNtH)

207 Everyone forgetting about Di-Fi's Chinese driver for 20 years who skipped out of the country scott free.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 06:07 PM (Cxk7w)

208
If a Chinese spy banged Nadler he wouldn't be able to see her past his gunt.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (lgiXo)

----

Their whelp could pretend to be Japanese and become a sumo superstar, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 06:07 PM (g4Dtb)

209 I'm sure there are holes between stealing underpants and profit, but that's my overall sense of things now.
Posted by: Zek at December 17, 2020 06:02 PM (w/5KC)

zek, I understand your thinking, I even sympathize, but that's still just the "bargaining" phase. They own the prosecutors, there will be no prosecutions - except of people on our side. There also will be no honest elections in 2024, or ever again - the idea of us ever winning at the ballot box ever again is laughable.

We either get used to the idea of living as slaves under a socialist dictatorship, or do figure out how to do tear this government down. We have no other options left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2020 06:07 PM (Kpl3J)

210 One of my coworkers took the ammo. I got a $700 leather coat and a couple other things. Ended up a pretty nice haul for the staff.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)


sounds like the vegas shooter

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 17, 2020 06:07 PM (sfhL4)

211 >>> Maybe I'm too self conscious but I tend to not do sex when I'm farty.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:04 PM (lgiXo)

=====

Insert lame joke here about my wife being farty 24/7 so as not to have to engage in coitus.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 06:07 PM (0UOOC)

212 This story will be told in a movie The Spy Who Roved Me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:07 PM (lgiXo)

213 I like to fart the alphabet during sex.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 17, 2020 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

214 remember when it is time for us to riot, we got to the other part of town to burn and loot


burning your own neighborhood down is so 2020 ....

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 17, 2020 06:08 PM (r4bSV)

215 @63
Well they did have an, "Against Trump!" special edition.

So you know a, "Against Conservatism!" special edition is right around the corner.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 17, 2020 06:08 PM (rd8G4)

216 Jan 21st- there's nothing we can do, we only control 1/2 of 1/3 of govt!


Posted by: McConnell at December 17, 2020 05:39 PM (lOr+7)

________


I'm old enough to remember when he controlled 2/2 of 3/3 of the government, and gave Trump the middle finger.

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2020 06:08 PM (M2C/Y)

217 artisanal 'ette, I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)

218 Billy Baldwin and Stephen L Miller are having a twitter spat and Miller is brining the pain.

"Billy, you're blowing a huge opportunity here to to tell a large amount of people that there was in fact a sequel to Backdraft made and that you were paid scale for it."

https://bit.ly/3nxhiEd

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:08 PM (UW2ZS)

219 172 exdem13, yup.

Also, what does the gubmint try to distract us with?

"Um... hey look folks, we can finally tell you aliens are real!"
========
Hey, that one wasn't on my card! Did you get bingo? Well, technically that was back in 2018, but we got it again this year. Or as MUFON members said, "Welcome to the party, pal!"

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2020 06:09 PM (W+kMI)

220 >>> That I would enjoy. During a session of the Senate, I would delight in seeing:
----------------

Justice Thomas beat the crap out of John Roberts

LOL.
Posted by: Cheri at December 17, 2020 06:06 PM (oiNtH)

=====

With a frozen can of Coke.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 06:09 PM (0UOOC)

221 >>20 years who skipped out of the country scott free.




so did Fang Fang

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 17, 2020 06:09 PM (r4bSV)

222 I doubt there will be any more fair national elections without blood being spilt about the matter, and that prospect does not make me happy. At all. It's a damned pity that the country has been subverted for 60 years to the point that half the place is content to be slaves to foreign interests.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2020 06:09 PM (bCLt0)

223 Chinese spy assigned to date Eric Swalwell begs to be sent to labor camp.



The Bee

Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

224 *bringing

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:10 PM (UW2ZS)

225 >>> "Ballots not printed in accordance with the chapter [Chapter 3] shall not be cast nor counted at any election."

-

Ain't nobody got no time for no laws bullsh*t, yo.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is guessing Biden will use Trump donation lists to enforce his gun ban at December 17, 2020 06:05 PM (44/1o)

======

Yeah, standing? You got none. - CJ Roberts

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 06:10 PM (0UOOC)

226 qdp steve ! Fare you well?

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2020 06:10 PM (bCLt0)

227 Did that cum sucking dog, woodhouse really say that?

Hang the bastard.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 17, 2020 06:10 PM (R5lpX)

228
They sent the first two spies after Nadler, but




he ate them.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2020 06:11 PM (d1Vli)

229 Over at Breitbart a super story about massively rising taxes for all in the future, thanks to Pedo Joe.

Posted by: Vyx at December 17, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCiJZ)

230 Open Letter From An American Coward.

Worth reading and sharing.

Posted by: grey at December 17, 2020 06:11 PM (r5bXu)

231 https://archive.is/nTvYI#selection-595.2-699.115

Posted by: grey at December 17, 2020 06:11 PM (r5bXu)

232 Here's another disgusting piece of news. The Chinese have released a Hunter Biden sex tape. Explicit.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 17, 2020 06:11 PM (sd8p8)

233 "We must follow the science!" Screams actor who believes Xenu dumped frozen aliens into volcanoes and exploded them with bombs 75,000,000 years ago.


The Bee

Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

234 Simple, Trump gets back in and HE packs the court. Expand it to 499 lifetime justices or so.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (buTO7)

235 I like to fart the alphabet during sex.
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 17, 2020 06:08 PM (v0R5T)


I get that Solo is an abusive leftist bitch and we don't like that, but shouldn't the Horde be happy about an athletic whore who likes to show her asshole to cameras?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (UW2ZS)

236 I'm still hoping for a bench clearing brawl in Congress.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (lgiXo)

237 tubal, hey! Doing okay. Yourself?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (L2ZTs)

238 After supposedly having sex with some very heavy Mayor from somewhere in Ohio, Swallwell probably didn't look so bad

https://tinyurl.com/yddpnln2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2020 06:01 PM (WkPC9)
++++++++++
Here's what I don't get about the *guys* who hooked by these honeypot spies. Fang Fang isn't a supermodel, but she's pretty. If she came up to me and started hitting on me and trying to be my girlfriend, my red alert would trigger. I'm not as hideous as that mayor, but I ain't much of a catch. My response would be something like, "Fang, baby, you're in America so I assume you have a mirror and look at on occasion. So look at me, alright? What's your game, here? What are you after?"

These guys are either too stupid or delusional to think to ask that question, or they don't care that they're being used by a spy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (hYcqw)

239 222 I doubt there will be any more fair national elections without blood being spilt about the matter, and that prospect does not make me happy. At all. It's a damned pity that the country has been subverted for 60 years to the point that half the place is content to be slaves to foreign interests.
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2020 06:09 PM (bCLt0)

Yes, but the half that voted for dems are just pig ignorant, they have no idea about the foreign interests, because thos in China's pocket decline to tell them (press, elected officials, other vile whores like that).

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (ONvIw)

240 232 Here's another disgusting piece of news. The Chinese have released a Hunter Biden sex tape. Explicit.

Before the "election" they had a grainy tape.. Wonder if this is the same one

Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (Zmnko)

241 d) Retake the Presidency in 2024 with a non-DJT who is officially endorsed by DJT as his vessel.

will never happen again

that is the point of not giving up and winning THIS war now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 17, 2020 06:13 PM (sfhL4)

242 >>> I'm still hoping for a bench clearing brawl in Congress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (lgiXo)

=====

Where is a good cane when you need one?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 06:13 PM (0UOOC)

243

pornhub employees complaining about reviewing 1,200 vids per day


dat is a lot of pron, like 6,000 per week

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 17, 2020 06:13 PM (r4bSV)

244 7... kinda perky.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 17, 2020 06:13 PM (gtu/X)

245 This'll probably happen about January 25th next year unless Stopping the Steal gets serious Real Soon Now - ain't got no mo' #twoweekses nohow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 17, 2020 06:13 PM (/On2j)

246
Watching Thomas throw down and put that little bitch Roberts in his place would be exquisite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 06:14 PM (g4Dtb)

247 232 Here's another disgusting piece of news. The Chinese have released a Hunter Biden sex tape. Explicit.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 17, 2020 06:11 PM (sd8p

Must be dissidents. But I'm glad it's out, donks need to know how low they've stooped.

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:14 PM (ONvIw)

248 that is the point of not giving up and winning THIS war now

I want to, but where do we go? Not to SCOTUS

Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2020 06:14 PM (Zmnko)

249 that is the point of not giving up and winning THIS war now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 17, 2020 06:13 PM (sfhL4)


Zek must be French

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (ONvIw)

250 I get that Solo is an abusive leftist bitch and we don't like that, but shouldn't the Horde be happy about an athletic whore who likes to show her asshole to cameras?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (UW2ZS)
......

She could at least wipe first.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

251 These guys are either too stupid or delusional to think to ask that question, or they don't care that they're being used by a spy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (hYcqw)

I might ask...afterwards.

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (AwYPR)

252 that is the point of not giving up and winning THIS war now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 17, 2020 06:13 PM (sfhL4)


It's something to see, isn't it ? A lot of people - even if they see that this election was stolen - just will not make the next step that they will all be stolen from here on out.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (c0rKK)

253
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (PDdZ1)

254 The Chinese are releasing a sextape about hunterpecker. I'm taking this to mean they want to get rid of joe and want kumala?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Fe+S/)

255 I never thought that I would have to think along these lines, but I've been pondering how to move about and not be tracked. Get an old beater without onboard GPS, leave the smart phone home, nothing overtly traceable. Trying to think like how the French resistance did the things they did. I know, OPSEC.

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (VNmG1)

256 @240
There are in fact pictures of Hunter smoking crack while mounting a dude.

So, as we've come to know, the "elite" seemed to be composed of drug addicted sexual deviants and pedophiles.

Wonderful.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (rd8G4)

257 Before the "election" they had a grainy tape.. Wonder if this is the same one.

It is pretty explicit.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (sd8p8)

258
Time to start CANING members of Congress and members of the Court.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (4Wom9)

259 Levin pointing out the government screams when a budget doesn't get passed and government shutdown is possible.
Government through this Covid-19 shutdown is paid fully and nothing about the private sector.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (Cxk7w)

260 I love the guy to the speaker's left who takes his mask off one ear, rubs his hand up and down his face and puts mask back on. LOL! Way to protocol, dude.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (99Nt9)

261 Retake the Presidency in 2024 with a non-DJT who is officially endorsed by DJT as his vessel.

will never happen again

that is the point of not giving up and winning THIS war now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 17, 2020 06:13 PM (sfhL4)



If allowed to stand there will never be another election in America where the winner is decided by the voters. We will be inundated with Public Service Message and "Experts" and officials saying how secure and reliable the ballot counting system is...and it is all bullshit.
This is the hill.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)

262 The Chinese are releasing a sextape about hunterpecker. I'm taking this to mean they want to get rid of joe and want kumala?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Fe+S/)
+++++++++++
I doubt they much care. Their team will be in regardless. They may well just be sowing discord for its own sake to keep us all chaotic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (hYcqw)

263 174
SCOTUS should have taken the case because it has original jurisdiction.
Roberts could have punted on standing later, but there would have been
evidence introduced to set a public record. (I expect that Trump was
intervening because he had evidence no one else did).



Now the Big Steal will be buried. It will be a crime to even raise the subject.



Roberts is a pussy of the worst kind.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (9TdxA)

Part of me says this is why I think we put too much trust/faith/emphasis on SCOTUS.
But then again, if it is possible that the true conservatives (us like minded) ever win the House and Senate, we can always impeach that bastard. Just on principle alone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (D3cJf)

264 254 The Chinese are releasing a sextape about hunterpecker. I'm taking this to mean they want to get rid of joe and want kumala?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Fe+S/)

I assume dissidents, maybe they'll have something on Kamala or her husband.

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (ONvIw)

265 Hangin' in, steve. The interesting times we are mired in should have more humor, though. I am constitutionally not wired for depression.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (bCLt0)

266 >> d) Retake the Presidency in 2024 with a non-DJT who is officially endorsed by DJT as his vessel.


not going to happen


they stole 2020, where is the stopping them stealing 2024??


der

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (r4bSV)

267 dat is a lot of pron, like 6,000 per week

Hold on now, we should ask an expert.

Is 6,000 porn videos a week a lot, ace?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:17 PM (UW2ZS)

268 Sad fact.

Terrorism Works.

The Left is not afraid of the Right.

ergo.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2020 06:17 PM (oHd/0)

269
that is the point of not giving up and winning THIS war now
----
The USSC does not have much more time to do its job. If they do not, we the people need a leader who will do what is necessary. I think there are enough patriots who will follow a leader who wants to restore legacy America. I will.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (IDhUW)

270 >>> I am constitutionally not wired for depression.
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2020 06:16 PM (bCLt0)

====

No worries, brah. I have enough for both of us.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (0UOOC)

271 Um. How many Medals of Honor do I want?

Nyah. That's beyond stupid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

272 195 Ya know what the trouble is with people like us? We tend not to riot, loot, injure others, or burn things down. Everyday we go out and work to support our families and build a Country. We are at a disadvantage.
======
And yet, in 1775 and 1861 a number of people like us left home to determine that a government "of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." If a leader is not available, a leader will be found. And then things will happen to save the Republic. It'll be hard on the opposition; the Loyalists founded Canada as we know it and the South suffered literary awards for novels and plays. But we'll survive and our grandchildren's lives will be more like Captain Kirk and less like Mockingjay.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (W+kMI)

273 41. fang fang should get a medal.

Talk about taking one for the team.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (gtu/X)

274 There are in fact pictures of Hunter smoking crack while mounting a dude.

So, as we've come to know, the "elite" seemed to be composed of drug addicted sexual deviants and pedophiles.

Wonderful.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 17, 2020 06:15 PM (rd8G4)

The worse it is the better it is, I hope there's pics with monkeys or Jill

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (ONvIw)

275 If you ever see a photo of the young, campus radical Clarence, he looks like one mean dude. I bet he's got it in him to whip some ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (g4Dtb)

276 Good news everyone, it'll all be over soon.

"National Nuclear Security Administration, which maintains the U.S. nuclear weapons stockpile, have evidence that hackers accessed their networks as part of an extensive espionage operation"

https://bit.ly/3r44SpA

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:19 PM (UW2ZS)

277 You know Hunter has plowed Jill.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2020 06:19 PM (Z9NP8)

278 SGAmmo may have gotten a fresh shipment. 223, 5.56, 300blk, 9mm and .357mag in stock right now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 17, 2020 06:19 PM (IbxQb)

279 There are in fact pictures of Hunter smoking crack while mounting a dude.
.......

lol
'I'm proud of my son." - Joe Biden

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2020 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

280 277 You know Hunter has plowed Jill.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2020 06:19 PM (Z9NP

Joe was too busy showering with their daughter.

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:20 PM (ONvIw)

281 275 If you ever see a photo of the young, campus radical Clarence, he looks like one mean dude. I bet he's got it in him to whip some ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (g4Dtb)

I always had Clarence Page figured for a pussy. Oh,

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)

282 There are in fact pictures of Hunter smoking crack while mounting a dude.

Seriously?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:20 PM (UW2ZS)

283 >>> If you ever see a photo of the young, campus radical Clarence, he looks like one mean dude. I bet he's got it in him to whip some ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (g4Dtb)

=====

I guarantee you he knows what is means to pick out his own switch.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 06:20 PM (0UOOC)

284 279 There are in fact pictures of Hunter smoking crack while mounting a dude.
.......

lol

'I'm proud of my son." - Joe Biden

Yeah, talk about blackmail material..

Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2020 06:20 PM (Zmnko)

285 Dr. Jill

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2020 06:20 PM (AwYPR)

286 But we'll survive and our grandchildren's lives will be more like Captain Kirk and less like Mockingjay.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (W+kMI)


It'll get worse before it gets better. It has too. Because the Globalists will run us into the ground, economically, to the point of food and energy shortages. And then, it'll get better - because they don't have the good sense to do this slowly and disarm us first. I'd be truly depressed if I thought the Globalists could pull this off and keep the store shelves full - because then they'd never lose control. But they can't - so I'm just bummed that the next decade is going to suck worse than the Great Depression.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 17, 2020 06:21 PM (c0rKK)

287 I'm still hoping for a bench clearing brawl in Congress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (lgiXo)

------------------

Yeah, because half of them would probably drop dead during the brawl, clearing out a good chunk of the corruption.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:21 PM (WEBkv)

288
I might ask...afterwards.
Posted by: BignJames
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As a participant in sundry security briefings, we were continuously warned that that women and alcohol were consistent players in security breeches. I almost said 'britches', but anyhow, my comment was always that I had never compromised security, but, on the other hand, I'd never been offered whiskey and women.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2020 06:21 PM (W66RU)

289 We're all just Frenchmen standing on the Champs Elysees, waiting for the Wehrmacht's parade to start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)

290 When Hunter brings tribute to The Big Guy he doesn't kiss his ring he sucks his dick.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (lgiXo)

291 Yeah, because half of them would probably drop dead during the brawl, clearing out a good chunk of the corruption.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:21 PM (WEBkv)
++++++
*snort*

Yeah, our octo/nonagenarian congressional gerontocracy would face a thinning of the ranks if that happened.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (hYcqw)

292 National Nuclear Security Administration, which maintains the U.S.
nuclear weapons stockpile, have evidence that hackers accessed their
networks as part of an extensive espionage operation <<<<<<<<
Oh.Ohhhhhhhh.I was wondering what the big deal about the hack was. Yikes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (r+sAi)

293 Remember, it took from 1790 to 1861 to get people angry enough to rebel.

Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (gmo/4)

294 I'm still hoping for a bench clearing brawl in Congress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (lgiXo)
------------------

Yeah, because half of them would probably drop dead during the brawl, clearing out a good chunk of the corruption.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:21 PM (WEBkv)
........

Nadler would crap himself, try to waddle away and get a metal chair in the head.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2020 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

295 Yeah, because half of them would probably drop dead during the brawl, clearing out a good chunk of the corruption.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:21 PM (WEBkv)


*sharts pants*
*keels over*

Posted by: Nadler at December 17, 2020 06:23 PM (Z9NP8)

296 The Leftists get the full plate this year and nothing changes as in Dominion is still counting the votes the Mid Terms will be a cake walk for the Democrats.
Dominion has to go.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 06:23 PM (Cxk7w)

297 I'll be very surprised if Clarence Thomas is not heard from before this is all over. He passed on saying anything with the TX case. Smart money says he passed because he knows another, better chance is coming.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (evxBY)

298 Remember, it took from 1790 to 1861 to get people angry enough to rebel.
Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (gmo/4)


We gotta wait 71 years, jeez #twoweeks sounds better.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (8k7U7)

299 287
I'm still hoping for a bench clearing brawl in Congress.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:12 PM (lgiXo)



------------------



Yeah, because half of them would probably drop dead during the brawl, clearing out a good chunk of the corruption.Nadler would shit himself. Nancy would go into convulsions. Schiff would go hide in a corner sucking his thumb while rubbing his "genie" like it was a worrystone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (D3cJf)

300 >>> 3 Remember, it took from 1790 to 1861 to get people angry enough to rebel.
Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (gmo/4)

=====
Well, if it takes that long, I guess you suckers are on your own.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (0UOOC)

301 Remember, it took from 1790 to 1861 to get people angry enough to rebel.


Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (gmo/4)



***

#rebelbetter

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (axyOa)

302 273
41. fang fang should get a medal.



Talk about taking one for the team.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 17, 2020 06:18 PM (gtu/X)

lmao....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'sometimes I feel like a nut' at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (ol6cB)

303 Someone would pull AOC'S sweater over her head.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (lgiXo)

304 If that Michigan county Dominion voting machine had a algorithm they all do.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 06:25 PM (Cxk7w)

305 Smart money says he passed because he knows another, better chance is coming.

Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:25 PM (UW2ZS)

306 Archer. exactly. Don't waste time on anger, use that time to get even(revenge)

Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2020 06:25 PM (Fe+S/)

307 "National Nuclear Security Administration, which maintains the U.S.
nuclear weapons stockpile, have evidence that hackers accessed their
networks as part of an extensive espionage operation"


We control the horizontal. We control the vertical...

Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:25 PM (gmo/4)

308 303
Someone would pull AOC'S sweater over her head.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (lgiXo)

That would help satisfy the curiosity of some of the Horde.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2020 06:25 PM (D3cJf)

309 Well, if it takes that long, I guess you suckers are on your own.
God said I'll be fine, but he says your fucked.

Posted by: the irish guy from Braveheart at December 17, 2020 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

310 Democrats are apparently ALL traitors to this country. That is clarifying.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 17, 2020 06:26 PM (946rW)

311 We gotta wait 71 years, jeez #twoweeks sounds better.
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (8k7U7)
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Well, since we never seem to reach #twoweeks, it might just be the definition of #twoweeks is 71 years.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:26 PM (WEBkv)

312
You know how radio stations go to an Automated Format and just have a guy go on air once in a while to tell you the time and weather?

That's what Ace is shifting to.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 17, 2020 06:26 PM (4Wom9)

313 NOOD Trans

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2020 06:26 PM (WqPYg)

314 304 If that Michigan county Dominion voting machine had a algorithm they all do.
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 06:25 PM (Cxk7w)


But, but..riots, we're skeered

Posted by: Amy, Kav, Gorsuch, and Roberts (the pussy club) at December 17, 2020 06:26 PM (ONvIw)

315 If Vidal's "1876" is to be believed, Tilden was a sure thing, despite some controversy, until Congress met. Then things got funky.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 17, 2020 06:26 PM (evxBY)

316 254 The Chinese are releasing a sextape about hunterpecker. I'm taking this to mean they want to get rid of joe and want kumala?
=====
It depends on who released it, I guess.
Hong Kong Dissidents: So, instead of Uncle Trump we have Greedy Great-Uncle Biden? Hey America, take this as proof of what has been done to you.

PRC: Thanks much Joe, for everything you've done for us, especially getting rid of Trump our enemy. Now take all the money we gave you, you greedy bastard, and go home. Your vice-president looks like she'll do a better job for us now.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2020 06:26 PM (W+kMI)

317 310 Democrats are apparently ALL traitors to this country. That is clarifying.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 17, 2020 06:26 PM (946rW)

And about 75% of GOPe

Posted by: Amy, Kav, Gorsuch, and Roberts (the pussy club) at December 17, 2020 06:27 PM (ONvIw)

318 Good news everyone, it'll all be over soon.

"National Nuclear Security Administration, which maintains the U.S. nuclear weapons stockpile, have evidence that hackers accessed their networks as part of an extensive espionage operation"

https://bit.ly/3r44SpA

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:19 PM




Mushroom clouds in the distance...two guys fishing on the lake.
"I'll tell ya what it means Larry. It means size doesn't matter and there is no limit!"

One of the best Larson cartoons.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2020 06:27 PM (axyOa)

319 If ace took some PAC and federal money to spend the next couple of weeks writing blog entries on how important masks are and how we all need to vote for the Georgia candidates, I wouldn't count it against him.

Get some cash ace.

I'm watching Newsmax and fat boy Chris Christie is on there saying the masks make you twice as likely to live a McConnell is on every 5 minutes saying "If we lose Georgia, we lose everything!"

I'd just assume you get that cash as fat boy or Newsmax.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2020 06:27 PM (SazNh)

320 Someone would pull AOC'S sweater over her head.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:24 PM (lgiXo)
........

Maxine would get hit in the head with a chair but it would just bounce off her wig.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2020 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

321 212
This story will be told in a movie The Spy Who Roved Me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 17, 2020 06:07 PM (lgiXo)


_________


The Manchurian Candy Date.
The Lay of the Jackal.
Titty Titty Fang Fang.

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2020 06:27 PM (WqPYg)

322 exdem, you said it so much better than I could.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2020 06:28 PM (Fe+S/)

323 Well if you consider Woodrow Wilson as progressiveness start until now 1913 - 2020; we're just a smidge overdue.



Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:29 PM (gmo/4)

324 National Nuclear Security Administration, which maintains the U.S. nuclear weapons stockpile, have evidence that hackers accessed their networks as part of an extensive espionage operation"

https://bit.ly/3r44SpA

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2020 06:19 PM
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And this stuff is connected to the internet for what reason?

Though, I'm willing to bet the IT people knew better and were against it, but, someone with enough power made it happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)

325 Well if you consider Woodrow Wilson as progressiveness start until now 1913 - 2020; we're just a smidge overdue.



Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:29 PM (gmo/4)


Very true Archer.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 17, 2020 06:30 PM (8k7U7)

326 I doubt the Chinese would even let Kamalama in their country.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2020 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

327 And this stuff is connected to the internet for what reason?

Though, I'm willing to bet the IT people knew better and were against it, but, someone with enough power made it happen.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)

They had to give Xi something for his money?

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:31 PM (ONvIw)

328 And this stuff is connected to the internet for what reason?

Though, I'm willing to bet the IT people knew better and were against it, but, someone with enough power made it happen.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)

They had to give Xi something for his money?
Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:31 PM (ONvIw)
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Probably some truth to that statement.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 17, 2020 06:32 PM (WEBkv)

329 326 I doubt the Chinese would even let Kamalama in their country.
Posted by: wth at December 17, 2020 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

The husband's law firm has an office in Beijing

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2020 06:32 PM (ONvIw)

330 85 Metals handed out for banging spys?

Sign Hunter up
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2020 05:46 PM (Cxk7w)


Wait!....His niece was a spy???

Posted by: President Elect - MrObvious at December 17, 2020 06:33 PM (k+h+d)

331 I thought he was going to get kinky when he said he was "calling an audible". But then my eyes started watering, and the room started to smell like a #47, with extra broccoli.

Posted by: Fang Fang at December 17, 2020 06:34 PM (JRaqL)

332 Also, what does the gubmint try to distract us with?

"Um... hey look folks, we can finally tell you aliens are real!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2020 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)

They're not going to do that. They know that the first question we'd have for the aliens is "Which way to the recruiter's office?"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 17, 2020 06:40 PM (0iWjY)

333 Remember, it took from 1790 to 1861 to get people angry enough to rebel.


Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2020 06:22 PM (gmo/4)
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Well, there was the Whiskey Rebellion, aka the Whiskey Insurrection, from 1791 - 1794, basically a revolt over a whiskey tax implemented to pay off Revolutionary War debt. The taxed citizens were having none of it. George Washington had to get involved in putting it down & negotiating the end of the rebellion.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 17, 2020 06:43 PM (oGBso)

334 Roberts is a moral coward.

No kidding.

Posted by: DirtyDave at December 17, 2020 06:47 PM (Vn1JE)

335 Tinker Tailor Swallwell Fang

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 17, 2020 06:47 PM (evxBY)

336 The Chinese spy should get a Victoria Cross for fucking Swallowell and that fat CA mayor.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2020 06:48 PM (UDapT)

337 ( . )( . )
(.)

Posted by: victor scaramanga at December 17, 2020 06:54 PM (UDapT)

338 Swalwell is hero to these people.

He was going to give her information just because fellow statist.
But Swalwell played her for some free strange!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2020 06:54 PM (/Dgcm)

339 Greetings"

Swalwell should use that old ABSCAM ruse that he was doing his own under the covers investigation.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 17, 2020 06:57 PM (evgyj)

340 .

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2020 07:10 PM (AiZBA)

341 Cornyn, Lee and Graham pre-empted that date and announced their initial terms of surrender will include amnesty and unlimited tech visas. For the children.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat


Well, of course it was "for the children".

They're all Pedos. Sure they are.

Prove me wrong!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at December 17, 2020 07:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

342 George Washington was widely criticized for responding harshly to the Whiskey Rebellion, since the deplorable Pennsyltuckians had a pretty good argument -- their grain was essentially valueless if barged down the Ohio or wagon-drug to the east coast, but if concentrated its value increased. The biggest established distiller was, of course, Geo. Washington. He wisely allowed the rebels to escape into the trackless Ohio country, where they fell to making whiskey again.


But the real personal scandal of his administration was the Ohio land sale. The government only got buy-in from the states by assuming their war debts, and so needed money desperately. But, quite a bit of Ohio had already been legitimately sold, and the early settlers had made their own arrangements with various Indian tribes. The new survey wiped out all those little peace deals, and ruined the early land investors. Then they sent the whole Army to kick ass, and lost the whole Army. It was touch and go.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 17, 2020 07:28 PM (zMFmR)

343 And this is precisely the kind of BS that they will do if we let them take power.

They must be stopped at any cost.

Posted by: Doc Cap at December 17, 2020 07:46 PM (3cvMp)

344 Titty Titty Fang Fang?

Prolly more like "TINY Titty Fang Fang."

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 17, 2020 08:55 PM (Zdyet)

345
I can't confirm or deny that I had hot monkey sex with beautiful bond girl spies. My sacred honor forbids it.

Posted by: Frankly at December 17, 2020 09:16 PM (/uX6n)

346 Woodhouse has it backwards. They should award the Congressional Gold Medal to the Chinese spy. Sleeping with the slimy Swalwell, that took guts and conviction.

Posted by: Zumkopf at December 17, 2020 10:29 PM (6N+LW)

347 Swalwell gets a medal for pacifying a Chinese female spy(in bed), and the Chinese female gets a medal for sucking all that intelligence information out of an American intelligence agent. Win/win eh?

Posted by: ron n. at December 17, 2020 11:35 PM (om5HK)

348 Yeah Swalwell did everything right. The FBI came to him--he didn't got to them and say "I did Sum Ting Wong with Ms. Fang Fang Bang Bang".

The FBI game Swallwang a "defensive briefing" when the FBI had received inforrmation that a Chinese Communist national was sleeping with mayors and congress critters. So what happened? Soimebody--probably Smallwang, whispered in her shell like ear, and she beat feet out of the country ASAP.

Yeah Smallwang did everyithing right. You betcha.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 18, 2020 12:31 AM (NVDjf)

349 Ever seen his husband? Easy to understand the recommendation once you realize what a fag he is.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at December 18, 2020 12:45 AM (EcD5Y)

350 It's a Medal of Honor. No "Congressional" anywhere in it.

Posted by: JTKu at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (AhLVJ)

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