Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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The Coffee Break Is Always Looking Out For YouTM


The Saturday Morning Joke

Dear Sir,
I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put quote – poor planning – unquote as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient.
I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which fortunately was attached to the side of the building, at the sixth floor.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out, and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note in block number eleven of the accident reporting form that I weigh 135 pounds.
Due to my surprise to being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.
In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone.
Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two-knuckles deep into the pulley.
Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain.
At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground --- and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weight approximately fifty pounds.
I refer you again to my weight in block number eleven. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building.
In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.
The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks and, fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked.
I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks – in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel six stories above me – I again lost my presence of mind ---
I LET GO OF THE ROPE ………..

(H/T OurCountry IsScrewed)

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Good morning Horde. Opine away. Bloviate away. Just be nice, OK? Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:00 AM




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1 Good Morning!

Posted by: Pony Tail at December 19, 2020 09:01 AM (XphF6)

2 I nooded the others.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 19, 2020 09:01 AM (iEx0u)

3 Morning !

I still hate the donks and their GOPe accomplices

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 09:03 AM (ONvIw)

4 hot coffee and a cold walk....

Posted by: Qmark at December 19, 2020 09:04 AM (hg6m+)

5 Good morning again!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 19, 2020 09:04 AM (nxdel)

6 Mornin', all! Was too busy for (the lack of) news yesterday. Kinda nice to have a break.

First I drinks the coffee, then I does the things. Yawn.

Posted by: Catherine at December 19, 2020 09:04 AM (KzgGT)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 09:05 AM (arJlL)

8 I'm feeling angsty over "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

Why does Rudolph have to earn the love of his peers by providing a service?

Can't he just "be," and be loved? Why must he "do" in order to be loved?

This song teaches all the wrong lessons.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 19, 2020 09:05 AM (1Sy2q)

9 That joke made me laugh out loud!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 19, 2020 09:06 AM (Z/jzm)

10 Coffee morning!

I've had my 5 (tiny) cups already today. In about an hour I'm due to head out for my haircut and beard trim. Then I plan to run by the jeweler who's serviced my watches in the past, and let Linda pick out something in the jewelry line for Christmas. Should I tell her the price cap beforehand?

(I've already found her some musk perfume, so she won't go empty-handed in any case.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:06 AM (rpbg1)

11 Moar javavefe!

Posted by: Fortcoins at December 19, 2020 09:06 AM (nV60k)

12 But I don't like coffee ...

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Depressed over Mega Cosmic Events Completely Beyond Her Control ... at December 19, 2020 09:07 AM (LPnfS)

13 Morning Horde.

Enjoying my coffee.

Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2020 09:07 AM (ZfRYq)

14 Top whatever. More coffee, please. Where's the dog?

Posted by: FIIGMO at December 19, 2020 09:07 AM (2S93K)

15

* holds up sign *

"Ha ha very funny mishum"

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at December 19, 2020 09:07 AM (evK/T)

16 Sorry I'm late

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:08 AM (Cxk7w)

17 I'm feeling angsty over "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

Why does Rudolph have to earn the love of his peers by providing a service?

Can't he just "be," and be loved? Why must he "do" in order to be loved?

This song teaches all the wrong lessons.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 19, 2020


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Since the song is really for humans, it also does not match with human nature. The other reindeer, when Rudolph gets tapped as the sleigh leader, wouldn't "love him." They'd call him a suck-up, short-sheet his bed, and put Ex-Lax in his Reindeer Chow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:08 AM (rpbg1)

18 I love that joke.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 19, 2020 09:08 AM (VcFUs)

19 Out trying to burn up green pine branches as I have lots to get rid of, they don't burn well.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:09 AM (Cxk7w)

20 "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Yeah, but just where was she kissing him . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:09 AM (rpbg1)

21 We adopted a dog from down south in Louisiana late last summer. Poor bastard had to go outside this morning to go to the bathroom. It's 2 degrees here. He has no idea what January and February have in store!

Posted by: 496 at December 19, 2020 09:09 AM (U1eOr)

22 8 Why does Rudolph have to earn the love of his peers by providing a service?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 19, 2020 09:05 AM (1Sy2q)

He didn't "have to."

Posted by: m at December 19, 2020 09:10 AM (o4czV)

23 Rudolph would never be made today if it was a new story. From the get go his trans gender nose would make him a special deer to be honored and put ahead of the average reindeer

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:11 AM (Cxk7w)

24 > They'd call him a suck-up, short-sheet his bed, and put Ex-Lax in his Reindeer Chow.

Never specified: what happened to whichever reindeer was the team leader before Rudolph.

Probably in Santa's freezer, labeled "venison" and "reindeer sausage".

Mmm.... reindeer sausage. I need to pick some of that up, the next time I venture out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2020 09:12 AM (6dXV7)

25 Xmas songs for Gnaw-luns:

"Rudolph the Sweat-Soaked Reindeer"

"Winter Wonderland":

Later on, we'll perspire,
"Is that A/C? Turn it higher!"
We drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:12 AM (rpbg1)

26 *checks calendar for schedule on 06JAN*

DC's two days drive solo. Are any Okie Morons going?

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 09:12 AM (XxJt1)

27 MisHum, good joke.

Posted by: Gilded at December 19, 2020 09:12 AM (ODfAy)

28 Never specified: what happened to whichever reindeer was the team leader before Rudolph.

Probably in Santa's freezer, labeled "venison" and "reindeer sausage".

Mmm.... reindeer sausage. I need to pick some of that up, the next time I venture out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2020


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Well, the original 8 were still around, Dasher, Dancer, et al. So maybe there was an original 9th, "Slogger."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:13 AM (rpbg1)

29 Yeah, you'd think Rudolph would tell Santa to fuck off. Where was Santa when the name-calling was going on? And now he wants some help? Kiss my furry ass, I'd say.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 19, 2020 09:13 AM (rWZ8Y)

30 That is a most eloquent brick layer.

Alas, we often remember out physics lessons a fraction of a second too late.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 19, 2020 09:13 AM (Dc2NZ)

31 best version of the Rudolph story ever made - Raging Rudolph!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RH44K0x_4

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2020 09:13 AM (V2Yro)

32 I watched The Christmas Chronicles last night. The first one was good, very cute.. warm and fuzzy. The second one was..meh..

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 19, 2020 09:13 AM (nxdel)

33 I love that joke. The mental picture it creates is hysterical.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 09:14 AM (XxJt1)

34 "Out trying to burn up green pine branches as I have lots to get rid of, they don't burn well.
Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:09 AM (Cxk7w)"

AN-M14 TH3

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2020 09:14 AM (BvKrx)

35 Musical version of the joke by Mike Cross entitled "Dear Boss":

https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=CV8P59qAxSM


I sang this at my mom's 90th birthday party, much to her amusement.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2020 09:14 AM (m45I2)

36 YooToob has the 1951 version of A Christmas Carol with that creepy and very effective actor, Alastair Sim. I think Leo G. Carroll plays Marley's ghost.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:15 AM (rpbg1)

37 Santa is lucky Rudolph didn't lead them out into the middle of the storm, unhitch himself, and leave them to their well-deserved fates.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2020 09:15 AM (6dXV7)

38 The original:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOy2GuaP8Mo

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 19, 2020 09:16 AM (Uhu8A)

39 Santa is lucky Rudolph didn't lead them out into the middle of the storm, unhitch himself, and leave them to their well-deserved fates.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2020


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I have to admit, among "modern" TV Christmas specials, the title of Olive, the Other Reindeer is great. Dunno about the show, but I love the punning title.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:16 AM (rpbg1)

40 Jewelry store?

Wolfie, YOU are a VERY good husband.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 09:17 AM (XxJt1)

41 The lesson of Rudolph was as much for his peers as for Rudy. They hated anybody who stood out.

The moral of the story is, don't hide your shiny nose under a bushel. Be yourself, play to your strengths, then destroy your enemies and breed a super-race of shiny-nosed reindeer stormtroopers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 19, 2020 09:17 AM (Dc2NZ)

42 "DC's two days drive solo. Are any Okie Morons going?"

I'm headed to Annapolis tomorrow morning. 10 hr drive for me. I'll pickup some equipment on Monday and hopefully be home Monday night. I may never goto DC again, unless called up by PDT.

Posted by: f'd at December 19, 2020 09:17 AM (evK/T)

43 Normal coffee ration is to fill the pot to 8 cup level. This is a 12 cup level morning. Having said that, what wimp decided on the amount of coffee in one cup? I only get half the number of cups that the pot claims it makes.

Posted by: windbag at December 19, 2020 09:19 AM (M9qxJ)

44 Vaccine Man vs. Starfish Hitler!

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status
/1340270067456630784

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 19, 2020 09:19 AM (Dc2NZ)

45 Hermit waits patiently in the field. He has multiple reindeer bonus tags this season.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 19, 2020 09:19 AM (SHCdm)

46 Hermie

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 19, 2020 09:19 AM (SHCdm)

47 Awright. This fire ain't gonna light itself. Wood run.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 09:19 AM (XxJt1)

48 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2020 09:20 AM (u82oZ)

49 Jewelry store?

Wolfie, YOU are a VERY good husband.
Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020


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Thanks -- but don't jump to conclusions. You haven't heard my price cap yet.

Also, it's a small independent store, that I want to stay in business. He was cool yesterday, no remarks about a mask, and he removed the bracelet on my new GMT (so I could put on a NATO strap) without charging me anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:20 AM (rpbg1)

50 I do have a gallon of a mysterious substance I think might be premixed small engine gas but not about to try it in my chainsaw. It was on road in front of house about to become a toxic chemical spill.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:20 AM (Cxk7w)

51 > Be yourself, play to your strengths, then destroy your enemies and breed a super-race of shiny-nosed reindeer stormtroopers.

Clarice and the other does shall be the vessels for the nascent reindeer master race, all fathered by Rudolph.

Most of the other male reindeer will be liquidated, though a select few will be permitted to survive to provide servants for the Rudolph dynasty. However, these survivors shall all be gelded.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2020 09:21 AM (6dXV7)

52 Trump is asking us to show up for him. Will we?

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 09:21 AM (XxJt1)

53 the title of Olive, the Other Reindeer is great.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Used to ask my kids what the 9th reindeer was named.
"It's in the song!"...
Yes, I'm planning on using the same on the grand-daughter who is 8 on Dec 23rd.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 19, 2020 09:21 AM (gtatv)

54 {{{Salty}}}

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 09:21 AM (XxJt1)

55 The lesson of Rudolph was as much for his peers as for Rudy. They hated anybody who stood out.

The moral of the story is, don't hide your shiny nose under a bushel. Be yourself, play to your strengths, then destroy your enemies and breed a super-race of shiny-nosed reindeer stormtroopers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 19, 2020


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"How else can we maintain the element of surprise for that inevitable day when we drive our enemies from the face of the earth?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:21 AM (rpbg1)

56 *field dresses Blitzen*

Posted by: Hermie at December 19, 2020 09:22 AM (SHCdm)

57 Never specified: what happened to whichever reindeer was the team leader before Rudolph.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2020

Oh. Ummm..well, see, that was Earl. Earl the reindeer, not Earl the elf. Don't ever get those two mixed up. Earl hates that. Earl the elf I mean. He's a little " different ".
Earl the reindeer is " different " too, but in a different way, Y'know?
So anyway what I was sayin, y'know, bout Earl the reindeer, not Earl the elf. Well, see, we just don't like to say much bout that. But, believe you me, Earl is just as happy as he can be. I ain't too sure just how happy a body can be under those circumstances, but yeah! Don't you worry bout him none. Hell yeah Earl is happy as can be! Earl the reindeer, I mean, not Earl the elf.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 19, 2020 09:24 AM (Vxu+H)

58 21 We adopted a dog from down south in Louisiana late last summer. Poor bastard had to go outside this morning to go to the bathroom. It's 2 degrees here. He has no idea what January and February have in store!
Posted by: 496 at December 19, 2020 09:09 AM (U1eOr)
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High 61, Low 52 today.

Posted by: New Orleans at December 19, 2020 09:25 AM (ODfAy)

59 >>>They'd call him a suck-up, short-sheet his bed, and put Ex-Lax in his Reindeer Chow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:08 AM (rpbg1)
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In high school we had a communal area where we put school work, jackets, and lunch sacks. Someone kept stealing my buddy's lunch sack.

So his mom made his usual lunch but as a snack sent some extra special chocolate chip cookies. Needless to say, he had home made lunch thereafter.

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 09:25 AM (CZm2G)

60 What is best in life?

To crush Santa, see all of the other reindeer driven before you into the slaughterhouse loading chute, and to hear the lamentation of their does.

Posted by: Rudolph Khan at December 19, 2020 09:25 AM (6dXV7)

61 I was in a bar on Christmas Eve once and they were playing hiphop carols like "I Saw Mommy Banging Santa Claus". I can't recall any others though.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 09:26 AM (UDapT)

62 "Trump is asking us to show up for him. Will we?"

I showed up in Valdosta for Trump. Loleffler and Perdud were there and it killed the mood so I'm not really enthusiastic about any political rally in the future unless it involves tar and feathers.

Posted by: f'd at December 19, 2020 09:27 AM (evK/T)

63 I may never goto DC again, unless called up by PDT.
Posted by: f'd

Didn't he say to be there on the 6th?

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 19, 2020 09:27 AM (MPYWI)

64 Never specified: what happened to whichever reindeer was the team leader before Rudolph.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2020

That reindeer's name was Yezhov.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 19, 2020 09:28 AM (2DOZq)

65 unless it involves tar and feathers.
Posted by: f'd

And a match or two.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 19, 2020 09:28 AM (gtatv)

66 No EO from Trump.

On the other hand, most of us have actually had sex. With other human beings, even!

So... there's that.

Posted by: Rudolph Khan at December 19, 2020 09:28 AM (6dXV7)

67 " Trump is asking us to show up for him. Will we?"

Is that the Jan 6 rally in DC?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 19, 2020 09:28 AM (9TdxA)

68 Good Coffee, morning horde !!

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 09:29 AM (zr5Kq)

69 > That reindeer's name was Yezhov.

Santa had him photoshopped out of all the pictures.

We do not speak of him.

Posted by: Rudolph Khan at December 19, 2020 09:29 AM (6dXV7)

70 Good morning, Horde!

Made a slightly stronger than usual pot with Costco Colombian beans this morning. Hard to beat at just over five bucks a pound.

I am shopping a new knife set and some new pots and pans. Our wedding stuff has worn. We have never bought higher end knives. The pots and pans were Calphalon and lasted well. They were non stick, but we got lazy and started putting them in the dishwasher about ten years ago. My MIL used forks to stir when she used them, that did not help much either.

Any suggestions for pots, pans and knives? I like to use one large knife, like a cleaver or a kitchen knife for meat and simply chunking larger veg, and one smaller one for more delicate prep. I can get by with splurging a bit on one or two knives and ditching the block with seven knives in it along with all the shitty and useless steak knives most sets come with. I have not eaten a steak that requires a steak knife for decades. Not sure why they give them to people at restaurants, either.

Thinking of putting up a magnet on the backsplash. That idea appeals to us. That would free up the counter space for something else to agonize over for a few months.

Now to read the comments above and catch up.
Have a great day, everyone!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 19, 2020 09:29 AM (uc+oy)

71 The "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" story we know is a highly sanitized version of the original Scandanavian folktale. Kind of like the real Grimm's fairy tales, and all the stories Disney cleaned up. They're actually full of cannibalism, pedophilia, incest, and all kinds of other wickedness. Same with Rudolph. it's really he story that of a wild, drunken (the red nose), unreliable, even dangerous warrior/reindeer who is generally shunned by polite society, but is called upon in the moment of that society's most extreme danger and prevails.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 09:30 AM (evxBY)

72 "I may never goto DC again, unless called up by PDT.
Posted by: f'd
Didn't he say to be there on the 6th?"


By "called up" I mean in a militia sort of way.

Posted by: f'd at December 19, 2020 09:30 AM (evK/T)

73 For my compost bin made a special 6 foot long pitchfork, will also come in handy in a mob.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:30 AM (Cxk7w)

74 53 the title of Olive, the Other Reindeer is great.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Used to ask my kids what the 9th reindeer was named.
"It's in the song!"...
Yes, I'm planning on using the same on the grand-daughter who is 8 on Dec 23rd.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 19, 2020 09:21 AM (gtatv)

The tenth reindeer.
1. Dasher
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Vixen
5. Comet
6. Cupid
7. Donner
8. Blitzen
9. Rudolph
10. Olive

Posted by: m at December 19, 2020 09:31 AM (o4czV)

75 63 "Trump is asking us to show up for him. Will we?"


If within 500 miles I'd be there.

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 09:31 AM (CZm2G)

76 No-no, No. Bad poster.


*swats No on nose with rolled-up newspaper*

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 09:32 AM (XxJt1)

77 63 "Trump is asking us to show up for him. Will we?"

Aren't we past the point of rallies? Maybe not, but I wonder. I want some executive action.

If this is prelude to a national address and the Insurrection Act, that's another story.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 19, 2020 09:32 AM (H8QX8)

78 Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 09:30 AM (evxBY)

Hah that works for my walk into a bar joke about Santa and Rudolph.

Santa and Rudolph walk into a bar and order some drinks. The bartender says to Santa ' I can serve you but your friend appears to be severely inebriated. Look at his nose' .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 19, 2020 09:33 AM (2DOZq)

79 That reindeer's name was Yezhov.

Santa had him photoshopped out of all the pictures.

We do not speak of him.

Posted by: Rudolph Khan at December 19, 2020


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Have you ever petted a reindeer? They are not the smooth, velvety-looking creatures they're drawn as. Their coats feel more like your grandma's braided rug.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:33 AM (rpbg1)

80 I am happy to report that I tried cold brew coffee and I found the taste tolerable. I still prefer tea, but I can drink coffee cold brewed.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 19, 2020 09:34 AM (qDSku)

81 Anyone going to DC - wear a bicycle helmet, paint it red, paint MAGA on it. Just in case.

Posted by: vivi at December 19, 2020 09:34 AM (USW1s)

82 Good morning, y'all,

Ace, thank you very much for creating and sustaining your awesome website.

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 19, 2020 09:35 AM (NTjck)

83 Fire Mission!

Grid Coordinates (nPOM6)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2020 09:35 AM (u82oZ)

84 Are reindeer good eating?

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2020 09:36 AM (R/m4+)

85 There should be rallies at the AZ and GA legislators homes every day from now until they accept the will of the people.

HONOR THE SUBPOENAS
AUDIT THE MACHINES
COUNT ALL LEGAL VOTES

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 09:36 AM (CZm2G)

86 I been doing horse teams in minature, by rights teams are in pairs as the first in my models are connected to the wagon or limber, the 2nd pair might as well to the pole end, but pairs after are connected to the horse behind not back to the load. So have no idea how a odd horse it reindeer would be used.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:37 AM (Cxk7w)

87 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ulmusf "Fight for Trump"

GP says Trump tweeted this but it goes to Dan Scavino on Twatter

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 19, 2020 09:38 AM (DB16e)

88 {{{......creeper......}}}

Took my 4th COVID-19 Wuhan test yesterday. Joy. Joy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2020 09:38 AM (u82oZ)

89 "Same with Rudolph. it's really he story that of a wild, drunken (the red nose), unreliable, even dangerous warrior/reindeer who is generally shunned by polite society, but is called upon in the moment of that society's most extreme danger and prevails."

Like Balto, the half-wolf sled dog who saves Nome Alaska by delivering anti-diptheria medicine. Celebrated each year with the Iditarod sled run.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 19, 2020 09:38 AM (9TdxA)

90 Heh. Mark Levin:

Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
15h
Congratulations to Stephen Colbert on his "interview" of Biden. That had to be one of the most kiss-ass, sophomoric, monotonous, and overall pathetic "interviews" in the history of "interviews."

Posted by: m at December 19, 2020 09:38 AM (o4czV)

91 According to Lin Wood, a judge in Delaware is trying to revoke his standing to represent Carter Page in his defamation suit there because Wood filed his suit against GA with SCOTUS.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 09:39 AM (946rW)

92 >>>but pairs after are connected to the horse behind not back to the load
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That's interesting. Had never considered it but it makes sense.

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 09:39 AM (CZm2G)

93 I had to fill out an accident report when a pull-top can exploded at Campbells back in the day. Believe it or not, some runs are bad, and that leaves walls of hundreds of pallets of soup cans that start swelling and exploding.

Anyway, one part of the accident report asked what I would do different to prevent the accident in the future. My answer was "duck quicker".

BTW, the whole reporting sham is designed to make YOU look guilty, which I assume gets entered as evidence if there is a lawuit.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 19, 2020 09:40 AM (buTO7)

94 Woody Boyd: You know, Rudolph is my favourite guy in the Christmas song.

Sam Malone: Yeah.

Dr. Frasier Crane: Apparently then Woody, you're unaware that the story of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is one of the most unrealistic and therefore potentially damaging in all of children's music. It gives them a horribly distorted view of reality.

Woody Boyd: Yeah, but you got to admit, it's easy to whistle.

Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I'm serious. First the other reindeer tease and then ostracize him. And then when his abnormality proves of service, they use him.

Dr. Frasier Crane: [Sam and Woody are speechless] But then do they allow him to play in their stupid reindeer games?

Sam Malone, Woody Boyd: Yes.

Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, no, I know how the song goes. In fact, not only do Donner, Blitzen, et al., not love him and laugh out loud with glee, but they doubly despise the bulbous-nosed little wimp.

Dr. Frasier Crane: [Frasier gets up] Well, I've got to be off. Happy Holidays!

[Frasier leaves, Sam and Woody are shocked]

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 09:40 AM (UDapT)

95 Maria B on with Sen Johnson talking of all the Biden money (Burisma China) and the blanket of protection they get, even as Biden and Kerry openly lie and say they know nothing about it.


The biggest threat is not China, it is these shadow globalists that have taken over our monetary system, that are now so rich they can buy everything, that will soon put us on their own digital currency which can be monitored, and cut off at will. (or whatever plans they have for total control). They will deal with China (and Islam in Europe) later, subduing American patriots is their bigger priority (no church, no social gatherings, except for Democrats).


Republicans have all the power to stop the steal, they had the power to make elections clean, Mitch stopped that ... GOPe is "in on it". Trump gave us a window into how deep it is, and even now an insurrection act move or other action is the world's best hope to fight back against the cabal. But most of America would rather save their stock gains (in BigTech mostly) than save our Liberty. Upheaval is ahead, in any case.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 19, 2020 09:40 AM (Cus5s)

96 Are reindeer good eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2020 09:36 AM


The Lapps definitely think so.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2020 09:40 AM (DMUuz)

97 Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
15h
Congratulations to Stephen Colbert on his "interview" of Biden. That had to be one of the most kiss-ass, sophomoric, monotonous, and overall pathetic "interviews" in the history of "interviews."
Posted by: m
---
Worse than the hitlery interviews in '15&'16????

Posted by: lin-duh at December 19, 2020 09:42 AM (UUBmN)

98 Does no good to rant but again I wish the Trump team would have raised all this information they had about voting machines, poll watching, mail in ballots , etc prior to the election. They should have been litigating this a year before the election. They should have also released the Hunter Biden info at the time when Rudy kept hinting he had a bombshell which was at least six months before he did finally release the 'bombshell' which was diffused by the MSM.

I realize that's should've could've would've but it's just aggravating.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 19, 2020 09:42 AM (2DOZq)

99 Here is the joke in song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA5RGI3zn20

Posted by: Mark at December 19, 2020 09:43 AM (1oWnj)

100
The Lapps definitely think so.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


It is said that they dance to celebrate the eating of it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2020 09:43 AM (pNxlR)

101 Good morning all! I don't have to work today. It feels weird. I may not be drinking enough....

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 19, 2020 09:43 AM (/bKbU)

102 It's a rainy morning here in CenTex... wish I could have stayed in bed but I've got to get the dog to the groomer. If I skip I probably can't get in again until February...and she needs it.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 19, 2020 09:44 AM (UUBmN)

103 Good morning, I think I'm almost over the Chinese lung rot my arrogant boss gave me and 3 others. Maybe 3, only he knows. Definitely threw off my gathering of presents and sending out Christmas cards.

I hope for al our sakes 2021 WILL be a super year!

I do wish President Trump would be reelected. Well he was but he won't. Shame.

Posted by: JD at December 19, 2020 09:45 AM (7/kmB)

104 >>>But most of America would rather save their stock gains (in BigTech mostly) than save our Liberty. Upheaval is ahead, in any case.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 19, 2020 09:40 AM (Cus5s)
------------------

Most Americans have no actual knowledge of history and not a clue what they are asking for.

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 09:45 AM (CZm2G)

105 I been doing horse teams in minature, by rights teams are in pairs as the first in my models are connected to the wagon or limber, the 2nd pair might as well to the pole end, but pairs after are connected to the horse behind not back to the load. So have no idea how a odd horse it reindeer would be used.
Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:37 AM (Cxk7w)

Sled dogs are ran with one lead dog and pairs behind. I would imagine the reindeer harnessing system would be the same.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 19, 2020 09:45 AM (Rz2Nc)

106 Did the Ratcliffe report come out? I saw no flaming sculls.

For some unknown I am banned from posting on my cellphone. Did the bannhammer come out in the last couple of weeks?

Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2020 09:48 AM (Bt690)

107 This is what I see in the Presidents tweets:

Big protest in D.C. on January 6th. Be there, will be wild!

This is at the end of a tweet about Navarro's report.

Now, I am about to break from orthodoxy but a place where Trump has fallen down: Trump supporters will be targeted. There will be some hurt. No one will protect them, and no one will prosecute those who do harm.

Calling people out to protest when they will be victims is, well, wrong.

Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2020 09:48 AM (ZfRYq)

108 GA Senate: GREAT news this morning!

Trafalgar:

Perdue +2.7% over Ossoff

Loeffler +6.7% over Warnock

In addition, Trafalgar's' LV (likely voter) sample was 35% AA; 55% Female; & 9% 19-24 age group. ALL of these numbers are probably too high.

Targetsmart,com also reports that the GOP percentage of in-person EV (early voting) increased by appx 2.5% between Th. & Fri.

Loeffler's attacks on "Radical Ralph" Warnock, which her ads repeat constantly, MAY be paying off-- that's a serious deterioration for Warnock since Trafalgar's earlier poll. A deep dive into Warnock's videotaped sermons has produced a LOT of leftwing garbage that has the DEMs nervous-- & poor Ossoff is running a joint campaign with Warnock. They're conjoined twins now.

The GOP candidates have now led in all 4 of the most recent polls-- Emerson College; Wick; Insider Advantage (IA); & now Trafalgar.

(Yes, I know. "Dominion" ... the election has already been stolen, so forget about it. Eeyore, Eeyore, Eeyore")

The GOP was already 2-1 favorites at Predictit to hold the Senate BEFORE the Trafalgar poll came out this morning.

Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2020 09:48 AM (Cssks)

109
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos..."

La-La-la

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 09:49 AM (zr5Kq)

110 "Trump is asking us to show up for him. Will we?"



Aren't we past the point of rallies? Maybe not, but I wonder. I want some executive action.



If this is prelude to a national address and the Insurrection Act, that's another story.





Posted by: Ordinary American at December 19, 2020 09:32 AM (H8QX

We have to do our part too. We cannot expect Trump to save us if we are unwilling to go and show congress our strength and our numbers. Hell, if need be congress is right there for us to storm.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 09:49 AM (946rW)

111 The whipple tree is arguably the greatest or most important invention in human civilization. Okay you've got the wheel but come on . It's just a wheel.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 19, 2020 09:50 AM (2DOZq)

112 94 Dr. Frasier Crane: [Sam and Woody are speechless] But then do they allow him to play in their stupid reindeer games?

Sam Malone, Woody Boyd: Yes.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 09:40 AM (UDapT)

The song doesn't say that they do.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2020 09:50 AM (o4czV)

113 Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, no, I know how the song goes. In fact, not only do Donner, Blitzen, et al., not love him and laugh out loud with glee, but they doubly despise the bulbous-nosed little wimp.

Dr. Frasier Crane: [Frasier gets up] Well, I've got to be off. Happy Holidays!

[Frasier leaves, Sam and Woody are shocked]
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020


*
*

Cheers really was the best.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:50 AM (rpbg1)

114 It's nice to see Wil E. Coyote has learned a trade as a bricklayer.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 19, 2020 09:50 AM (HBlzO)

115 Pixy seems to get hung up on my formatting and this is pretty long, so I'll put this up at my site (linked in nick) for a chuckle.



A Deer Camp Christmas
(with apologies to Clement Moore)

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the woods
Not a creature was stirring
This couldn't be good

(see the rest at muldoonlimericks@blogspot.com)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 19, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)

116
Naming a reindeer "Venison" might keep it from misbehaving, don't you think?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2020 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

117 Rudolph's gig was really just a one-night stand:

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Posted by: m at December 19, 2020 09:52 AM (o4czV)

118 GO NORTHWESTERN, BEAT OHIO STATE, it's 2020 gosh darn it and we can use more chaos.

Posted by: jeff at December 19, 2020 09:53 AM (J2JqR)

119 "High 61, Low 52 today" Posted by: New Orleans

But in summer it is hot and humid at 7AM in NOLA. I worked outside there for many years ... have to say, when it got down in the 40s there, it felt like the 20s does now here (acclimation). And nights up here get cooler in summer ... I played sand volleyball ... always hot and humid, even in evenings, in New Orleans.


California has the nicer weather ... too bad they have the awful politics.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 19, 2020 09:53 AM (Cus5s)

120 Hey y'all, any recommendations for good cigars for celebrating POTUS' second inaugural?

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 19, 2020 09:53 AM (NTjck)

121 #108 Except a commenter at Insty's yesterday claimed that when he went to early vote, they told him he had already voted. He still got to vote but that only cancelled out the phoney vote. (Assuming it was true.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 09:53 AM (UDapT)

122
... and just what are reindeer games, anyway?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2020 09:53 AM (pNxlR)

123 My example of a limber team
https://i.postIMG.cc/bJVkmgmp/20200919-091239.jpg

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:54 AM (Cxk7w)

124 >>>Calling people out to protest when they will be victims is, well, wrong.
Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2020 09:48 AM (ZfRYq)
------------

You too can tape a small pipe to your forearm under your jacket. A well padded cap. Put on a leather neck. Go with a like minded friend so that you may watch each others six.


Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 09:54 AM (CZm2G)

125 Cheers really was the best.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:50 AM (rpbg1)



after they dumped that blonde chick and replaced her with Kirstie Alley.

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 09:54 AM (zr5Kq)

126 Loeffler's attacks on "Radical Ralph" Warnock, which
her ads repeat constantly, MAY be paying off-- that's a serious
deterioration for Warnock since Trafalgar's earlier poll. A deep dive
into Warnock's videotaped sermons has produced a LOT of leftwing garbage
that has the DEMs nervous-- poor Ossoff is running a joint
campaign with Warnock. They're conjoined twins now.



The GOP candidates have now led in all 4 of the most recent polls--
Emerson College; Wick; Insider Advantage (IA); now Trafalgar.



(Yes, I know. "Dominion" ... the election has already been stolen, so forget about it. Eeyore, Eeyore, Eeyore")



The GOP was already 2-1 favorites at Predictit to hold the Senate BEFORE the Trafalgar poll came out this morning.

Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2020 09:48 AM (Cssks)

What may also be helping also is that Loeffler and Purdue finally got off their asses and filed suit to get rid of unattended ballot drop off boxes and enforce the statutory rules for absentee ballot signature matching for the run-off... the suits got kicked yesterday at the district level and have now been filed with the 11th circuit court of appeals.


Of course they still have not filed any suits to deal with the fraud in the general election NOR have they committed to challenging electors in congress.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (946rW)

127 #106 I am banned also from posting from my phone. Not from iPad just phone. Anyone know the remedy, please?

Posted by: AnnaS at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (l4l/z)

128 Shouldn't protests be in Michigan. PA.WI, and NV?

I was in the 9/1209 March on Washington. Did not work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (u82oZ)

129 GO NORTHWESTERN, BEAT OHIO STATE, it's 2020 gosh darn it and we can use more chaos.
Posted by: jeff at December 19, 2020 09:53 AM (J2JqR)


GO WILDCATS!!!!

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (zr5Kq)

130 I am banned also from posting from my phone. Not from iPad just phone. Anyone know the remedy, please?
Posted by: AnnaS at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (l4l/z)

get a new hash ?

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)

131 Did the Ratcliffe report come out? I saw no flaming sculls.
No, they gave some other report instead. I've forgotten the topic already.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 09:56 AM (UDapT)

132 97 Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
15h
Congratulations to Stephen Colbert on his "interview" of Biden. That had to be one of the most kiss-ass, sophomoric, monotonous, and overall pathetic "interviews" in the history of "interviews."
Posted by: m
---
Worse than the hitlery interviews in '15&'16????
Posted by: lin-duh



Worse than the "let me drink you in" tongue bath of Obama he did?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 19, 2020 09:56 AM (wR8O4)

133 ... and just what are reindeer games, anyway?
Smear the deer!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 09:56 AM (UDapT)

134 Mr. & Mrs olddog -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8WcwdUcyDM

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 09:57 AM (arJlL)

135 9. Rudolph
10. Olive
Posted by: m

I was told there was no math on this site...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 19, 2020 09:57 AM (gtatv)

136 133 ... and just what are reindeer games, anyway?
Smear the deer!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 09:56 AM (UDapT)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at December 19, 2020 09:57 AM (o4czV)

137 Morning.

So I get to Laredo yesterday, arrive at the receiver to see if they'll accept the load a day early and...rejected. "Not one of our customers," they say.

Call the broker, the woman I talk to says she'll pass it along and sit tight and they'll call me back.

No call back. Off to truck stop.

Come back this morning, as that's when it's due.

Place is closed.

Call my dispatcher, fill him in. "Drop it at the Laredo yard." Okey doke.

Eat bowl of cereal, share misadventures with Horde.

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2020 09:58 AM (LZerG)

138 The way I take what my research said was every pair of horses after the teams directly connected to the load diminishes how much share of the load is taken up. Teams of 12 horses were used or that infamous 20 mule team the lead pair hardly does much it seems.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 09:58 AM (Cxk7w)

139 Of course they still have not filed any suits to deal with the fraud in the general election NOR have they committed to challenging electors in congress.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (946rW)

How much money does Loeffler and husband make from China connections?

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 09:58 AM (ONvIw)

140 The GOP was already 2-1 favorites at Predictit to hold the Senate BEFORE the Trafalgar poll came out this morning.
Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2020 09:48 AM (Cssks)

Trafalgar had Trump leading. If you don't believe in widespread voter fraud logical consistency would lead you to certain related conclusions.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 19, 2020 09:59 AM (Zm+LZ)

141 The Lapps definitely think so.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

It is said that they dance to celebrate the eating of it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) a

Lapp Dance ?

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 09:59 AM (arJlL)

142 RE: "Loeffler finally getting off her ass":

She got appointed to the gig because she could self fund, supposedly.

Well... looks like the lady suddenly stopped sitting on her wallet... bigtime. She has an awesome fortune (well, actually her HUSBAND has the money, but same thing).

Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2020 10:00 AM (Cssks)

143 Aren't we past the point of rallies? Maybe not, but I wonder. I want some executive action.

If this is prelude to a national address and the Insurrection Act, that's another story.


Posted by: Ordinary American at December 19, 2020 09:32 AM (H8QX

The optics of massive rallies are crucial to victory. We are up to our eyeballs in a Color Revolution. To be effective, rallies need to be ongoing. Day after day after day. We also need to show up at their places of employ and at their homes. Dastardly, yes, but it works for the left. They must be hounded. The left, unfortunately understands this. We, unfortunately , still believe that rule of law is paramount and we want to go about our daily lives in peace. If those who are in on the coup do not see us out in great numbers, showing up everywhere they will think that we are in agreement with their actions.

Either we start showing now up waving flags and wearing MAGA hats in great numbers, every day, everywhere, or we face them down at our doorsteps with shotguns.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma, The Queen of Sheba Elect at December 19, 2020 10:00 AM (8/7u2)

144 Contact Ace, Anna, and tell him about it along with any error reports you might get and he sends it to Pixy to fix. It's happened to me about four times over the past twenty years so don't worry that it's a permanent ban.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 10:00 AM (UDapT)

145 Perdue +2.7% over Ossoff

Not that I want anything for Georgia except a thorough nuking but I inadvertently encountered a picture of Ossoff yesterday. Dear God that's a mouth overly familiar with cock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2020 10:00 AM (y7DUB)

146 "I wish the Trump team would have raised all this information they had about voting machines, poll watching, mail in ballots , etc prior to the election"

No standing

Posted by: the courts at December 19, 2020 10:00 AM (evK/T)

147 At the end of the day, the election fraud was about Chinese money for oligarchs and oily pols. That stupid "social justice" bullshit was only invoked to provide terror.

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 10:00 AM (ONvIw)

148
Lapp Dance ?
Posted by: JT


That was the intended joke, yes. Thank you for acknowledging it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2020 10:01 AM (pNxlR)

149 140

Emerson nailed Georgia in the GE, and Emerson ALSO has Perdue & Loeffler leading, so is there a "logical conclusion" to be drawn THERE?

Or only from Trafalgar?

Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2020 10:02 AM (Cssks)

150 Have a great day, everyone.

May the sun warm your heart. Or snow removal exercise your heart. Pick one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2020 10:03 AM (u82oZ)

151 "Eat bowl of cereal, share misadventures with Horde."



Want to hear something scary, as horrible and incompetent the private sector is, the government is even worse.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 19, 2020 10:03 AM (qH6FZ)

152 What was Kemp doing at WH Xmas party yesterday? With his grieving daughter no less. Cheeky, or "trust the plan"?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:03 AM (evxBY)

153 Eat bowl of cereal, share misadventures with Horde.
Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2020 09:58 AM (LZerG)
-----------

It's like they don't care.
Good the dispatcher said to drop it.
Safe trip back.

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 10:03 AM (CZm2G)

154 Pro-defund Seattle politician calls cops to protect her from a crime she wants legalized.

https://tinyurl.com/y75p6dyv

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2020 10:03 AM (LZerG)

155 149 140

Emerson nailed Georgia in the GE, and Emerson ALSO has Perdue & Loeffler leading, so is there a "logical conclusion" to be drawn THERE?

Or only from Trafalgar?
Posted by: mnw at December 19, 2020 10:02 AM (Cssks)

In the GE the fraud barely touched the Senate races. They're reasonable predictions if you assume fraud is only at normal levels. If, as the Rep senators are pushing for, they restore signature verification then they could very well win, but remember tens of thousands have already relocated to illegally vote in the runoff. Yes, it's publicly known, and no, no one is going to do anything about it.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 19, 2020 10:04 AM (Zm+LZ)

156 Lapp Dance ?
Posted by: JT

That was the intended joke, yes. Thank you for acknowledging it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 10:04 AM (arJlL)

157
What if we got really rowdy one Saturday and posted an art thread that had no [ 100 comment rule ]? How crazy would that be, hunh?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2020 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

158 Trump is an impediment to Loeffler and Purdue's goals.

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 10:05 AM (CZm2G)

159 At the end of the day, the election fraud was about Chinese money for oligarchs and oily pols. That stupid "social justice" bullshit was only invoked to provide terror.
Posted by: CN

The oily boid gets da woim !

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)

160 https://gellerreport.com/if a network system of computers was used to fraudulently affect vote counts the results would look exactly like this
https://tinyurl.com/yd97xkbs

Seen this mentioned a few time now, all the Dominion used votes accounts about a 5% ( or there abouts) more than all others not counted by Dominion.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 10:06 AM (Cxk7w)

161 Mitch 's deal to get rid of Trump hinges on control of the Senate. No way Perdue and Loeffler lose.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:07 AM (evxBY)

162 I am banned also from posting from my phone. Not from iPad just phone. Anyone know the remedy, please?
Posted by: AnnaS at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (l4l/z)

get a new hash ?
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)
************
I'm having the same problem.
Also, for some reason this is the only website that crashes on me.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2020 10:08 AM (NpAcC)

163 It's cute how people still think elections matter or that polls are real....

Posted by: lin-duh at December 19, 2020 10:08 AM (eurcn)

164 162 I am banned also from posting from my phone. Not from iPad just phone. Anyone know the remedy, please?
Posted by: AnnaS at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (l4l/z)

get a new hash ?
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)
************
I'm having the same problem.
Also, for some reason this is the only website that crashes on me.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2020 10:08 AM (NpAcC)


turn off java ?

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)

165 RE: 38 - Captain Obvious. JP McCarthy on WJR Detroit used to play this version I think every St. Patrick's Day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZwGk5xmlq0

Posted by: Heisenberg's lost principal at December 19, 2020 10:10 AM (tInpe)

166 Took my 4th COVID-19 Wuhan test yesterday. Joy. Joy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2020 09:38 AM (u82oZ)


I'm waiting to see who comes out first with a C19 sensor for a sports / activity watch.

Garmin, Apple or Samsung...

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 19, 2020 10:11 AM (C+evo)

167 Another reason to vote for Perdue and Loeffler is Bill De Blasio says his NYC budget plan hinges on the Georgia senate races.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2020 10:13 AM (NpAcC)

168 It's cute how people still think elections matter or that polls are real....

Its sort of like the Normalcy Bias that we see in photos of Londoners out drinking their afternoon tea among the smoking rubble left behind from Hitler's V-2 bombings

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 19, 2020 10:13 AM (C+evo)

169 Mitch is going to get steam rolled if the Republicans lose, they all might as well stay home because 51 votes will pass everything put up by Sundowner's puppeteers.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 10:13 AM (Cxk7w)

170 turn off java ?
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)


This is the magic elixir for Safari and other iOS browsers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2020 10:14 AM (y7DUB)

171 Good news!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc7qctoa

Durham will come!

Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2020 10:14 AM (ZfRYq)

172 Another reason to vote for Perdue and Loeffler is Bill De Blasio says his NYC budget plan hinges on the Georgia senate races.


Yeah, his, and all the other loser blues.

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:14 AM (zr5Kq)

173 This is the magic elixir for Safari and other iOS browsers.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2020 10:14 AM (y7DUB)

I have to on iPhone to view AoS.

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:15 AM (zr5Kq)

174 152
What was Kemp doing at WH Xmas party yesterday? With his grieving daughter no less. Cheeky, or "trust the plan"?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:03 AM (evxBY)


How u know dis?

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:15 AM (DJFLF)

175 36 YooToob has the 1951 version of A Christmas Carol with that creepy and very effective actor, Alastair Sim. I think Leo G. Carroll plays Marley's ghost.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:15 AM (rpbg1)

My favorite version! You reminded me of someone special. Our fifth grade class took a field trip to see that in a theater (in the seventies, not 1951). So cool.

What a great teacher she was. Another of many unique things she did with us was to bring bags and bags of artichokes to teach us all how to prepare and eat them. She brought a portable cooktop and cookware and everything. She gave us artichokes to take home and enjoy the process with our families.

She shared stories of the Holocaust with us. Her family survived it and eventually emigrated to the USA. They lived in a kibbutz for a time but artichoke farming was not the life for them. It has been a while and I have not reflected on her often enough over the years to keep her life stories fresh. At any rate, I am extremely lucky to have met her and had her as a teacher.

Never Again.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 19, 2020 10:16 AM (uc+oy)

176 Welp, National Weather Service has upgraded their system and one may no longer access local radar.

Wonder what other upgrades they've installed?

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 10:16 AM (CZm2G)

177 Re: the rally PDT is asking everyone to come to...if it were a huge crowd of mostly younger people, and largely male ("angry young men") it would probably have some effect. But the average age here, for instance, is probably around 60, and no one cares if we protest. It was the same with the Tea Party. Just seems that way to me. Would love to be argued wrong.

Posted by: skywch at December 19, 2020 10:17 AM (Y/Ps0)

178 How u know dis?
Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:15 AM (DJFLF)


Kemp tweeted a photo of himself at the WH Christmas party.

Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2020 10:17 AM (ZfRYq)

179 The joke. I don't get it.

Posted by: Sos the Rope at December 19, 2020 10:17 AM (+HiVd)

180 "GO NORTHWESTERN, BEAT OHIO STATE, it's 2020 gosh darn it and we can use more chaos."

I started rooting for all the Big Ten after getting out of college ... just to root for someone if they were on TV. Some of the old traditions are nice to recall, too bad Illinois is about as bad as it gets when it comes to going far left commie. It was bad enough when I was there in the 70s.

My Mom's cousin did a lot of research and was known for his work on the corn root worm. He was big on fighting for the Chief (illiniwek). I use the nick as a marker for fighting the PC religion ... am not really any kind of fan or loyalist to the old alma mater, which now churns out more goofball commies than useful scientists.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 19, 2020 10:18 AM (Cus5s)

181 Mitch 's deal to get rid of Trump hinges on control of the Senate. No way Perdue and Loeffler lose.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:07 AM (evxBY)

If so, he needs to be one of the first against the wall come the revolution he is complicit in starting.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 10:19 AM (946rW)

182 Are reindeer good eating?

More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2020 09:36 AM (R/m4+)
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Actually, yes. Restaurant in Norway serves a helluva reindeer steak with juniper berries.

Now that I think of it, very young daughter was mildly upset that it might be... Rudolph!

Posted by: Gilded at December 19, 2020 10:20 AM (eH3+J)

183 Mitch cooked all this up with the Ds, to his own advantage. Perdue and Loeffler win, as they most assuredly will...R senate majority has been an essential part of the deal throughout..., Mitch becomes the most powerful man in DC. Joe is a complete joke, of course, who truly powerful people will pay zero attention to. This run-off is theater, designed to calm down GOP faithful and leave the rubes with the sense they accomplished something.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:20 AM (evxBY)

184 Kemp tweeted a photo of himself at the WH Christmas party.

Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2020 10:17 AM (ZfRYq)

11Alive news article says White House has hosted many Christmas parties, it's unclear if Trump attended the one where the quisling and his fat daughter showed up.
Magic 8 Ball says: not likely

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:21 AM (DJFLF)

185 Re: the rally PDT is asking everyone to come to...if
it were a huge crowd of mostly younger people, and largely male ("angry
young men") it would probably have some effect. But the average age
here, for instance, is probably around 60, and no one cares if we
protest. It was the same with the Tea Party. Just seems that way to me.
Would love to be argued wrong.

Posted by: skywch at December 19, 2020 10:17 AM (Y/Ps0)

You have to actually show up to have a hope of making a difference. Self-defeat will not help anyone.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 10:21 AM (946rW)

186 I have to on iPhone to view AoS.
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:15 AM (zr5Kq)


The main page is such a dysfunctional pile of shit it just keeps refreshing on my DuckDuckGo browser, which is as weird as everything else DDG does, but once I'm in a thread everything is stable. To read the sidebar items I turn off java on Safari, which makes it useless for commenting on other sites.

There are typically no easy answers to deal with pixy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2020 10:22 AM (y7DUB)

187 I think Leo G. Carroll plays Marley's ghost.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:15 AM (rpbg1)

Leo Carroll was an English actor, but the person who played Jacob Marley was another English actor Michael Hordern.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2020 10:22 AM (WkPC9)

188 I think I'll photoshop Kemp and his chubbette in a jail cell in front of the Christmas tree and send it to Lin Wood.

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:22 AM (DJFLF)

189 11Alive news article says White House has hosted many Christmas parties, it's unclear if Trump attended the one where the quisling and his fat daughter showed up.
Magic 8 Ball says: not likely
Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:21 AM (DJFLF)


Does it matter if Trump attended? That isn't a debunking. WH Christmas party and Kemp was there.

Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2020 10:22 AM (ZfRYq)

190 When and where is the rally Trump wants people to attend?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2020 10:23 AM (WkPC9)

191 Coffee is all gone. Gonna go fish for awhile.
Have a great day everybody.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 19, 2020 10:23 AM (Q79qV)

192 I have Philadelphia ABC weather up and it's all clear here so no idea if it is working. Put on mid Atlantic radar and has only a second look so could be out.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 10:23 AM (Cxk7w)

193 If so, he needs to be one of the first against the wall come the revolution he is complicit in starting.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 10:19 AM (946rW)

100

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 10:23 AM (ONvIw)

194 Robert, you're a trucker?

You guys get me from point A to point B every time I take a road trip. Find a semi that's doing what I want, slip in back of it and let the professional do all the work.

Thank you, truckers.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:24 AM (XxJt1)

195 Now that I think of it, very young daughter was mildly upset that it might be... Rudolph!
Posted by: Gilded at December 19, 2020 10:20 AM (eH3+J)
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You don't eat a reindeer like that all at once.

-- Just the punchline

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 19, 2020 10:24 AM (Uhu8A)

196 190 When and where is the rally Trump wants people to attend?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2020 10:23 AM (WkPC9)

1/6 in DC

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 10:24 AM (ONvIw)

197 @181...if one credits the sections in Shweizer's book about Biden, and based on subsequently revealed vidence there's no reason not to, one should credit the sections about Mitch. Mitch is bad news. Crafty as hell, but his Machiavellianism has probably gone too far.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:25 AM (evxBY)

198 This run-off is theater, designed to calm down GOP faithful and leave the rubes with the sense they accomplished something.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:20 AM (evxBY)
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That's why I favor a total boycott. With crowds outside polling stations chanting "Republicans ran the coup, fvck the GOP"

Posted by: Gilded at December 19, 2020 10:25 AM (eH3+J)

199 I will be there for this one. I went to the first one.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 19, 2020 10:25 AM (b+yVi)

200 This board justifiably has issues with the conduct of AG Barr and SCOTUS. One thing that they both have to be commended for is proceeding with the execution of that subhuman monster Alfred Bourgeois.

I'm generally against the death penalty, except in the case of a person indisputably convicted of torture-murder. Bourgeois' case fits that description only too well. He had appealed all the way to the Supreme Court, which denied him on December 7. His claim was that he was "intellectually disabled".Funny, that claim never surfaced during his initial trial, nor during the sixteen years federal death penalty was on hold. Only when his snuffing was imminent did he decide to play the victim.

So I guess that's the silver lining to the AG William Barr cloud.



Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:26 AM (DJFLF)

201 Robert, you're a trucker?

You guys get me from point A to point B every time I take a road trip. Find a semi that's doing what I want, slip in back of it and let the professional do all the work.

Thank you, truckers.
Posted by: creeper

(pictures creeper swinging a rope with a grappling hook.....)











Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 10:26 AM (arJlL)

202 Thinking Wed night was a WH Christmas party as Keven Sorbet was there who was on Seb Gorka Thursday

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 10:26 AM (Cxk7w)

203
Does it matter if Trump attended? That isn't a debunking. WH Christmas party and Kemp was there.

Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2020 10:22 AM (ZfRYq)

I never claimed to be debunking anything. Cool yer flippin tool, it's Saturday morning, relax.
Sheesh

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:27 AM (DJFLF)

204 1/6 in DC
Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 10:24 AM (ONvIw)

Thanks; If somebody has a bus going or I can get a ride I will be there. I'm not driving to DC on my own, and since I have the next Sunday off it would be a good time to go.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2020 10:28 AM (WkPC9)

205 176 Welp, National Weather Service has upgraded their system and one may no longer access local radar.

Wonder what other upgrades they've installed?

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 10:16 AM (CZm2





They wiped out the regional radars. The South Plains Sector Loop is gone and replaced by garbage radar, only half if which was working yesterday.

The new pages are crap. And I told 'em so months ago.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:28 AM (XxJt1)

206 Anyone know the remedy, please?

Posted by: AnnaS at December 19, 2020 09:55 AM (l4l/z)

Are you using wifi to connect both, and the issue is specifically with your iPhone?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2020 10:28 AM (xT2tT)

207 The GA GOP candidates belong in front of a firing squad.

Posted by: Gilded at December 19, 2020 10:28 AM (eH3+J)

208 "The end of all things is at hand. Therefore, be serious and sober for prayers. Above all, let your love for one another be intense, because love covers a multitude of sins. Be hospitable to one another without complaining."

1 Peter 4:7-9

There's a happy thought for today.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 19, 2020 10:29 AM (Rvt88)

209 You guys get me from point A to point B every time I take a road trip. Find a semi that's doing what I want, slip in back of it and let the professional do all the work.


==


Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:30 AM (zr5Kq)

210 Keven Sorbet was there

I think it's Sorbo, but as someone who makes a lot of typos I enjoyed that one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2020 10:30 AM (WkPC9)

211 Fenelon, I'm the same--not driving alone nearly 600 miles from TN. I would go in a group though.

Posted by: skywch at December 19, 2020 10:31 AM (Y/Ps0)

212 The other thing for which I credit AG Barr is that he mustered the fed LE agencies to defend the ground around the White House during the summer insurrection and also he sent US Marshals to Portland.

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:33 AM (DJFLF)

213 This is the magic elixir for Safari and other iOS browsers.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2020 10:14 AM (y7DUB)

I have to on iPhone to view AoS.
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:15 AM (zr5Kq)
***********
When I do that I can't watch any videos or read Twitter posts posted on the site.
It's really annoying.
Never had a problem until a month ago.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2020 10:33 AM (NpAcC)

214 My Mom's cousin did a lot of research and was known for his work on the corn root worm. He was big on fighting for the Chief (illiniwek). I use the nick as a marker for fighting the PC religion ... am not really any kind of fan or loyalist to the old alma mater, which now churns out more goofball commies than useful scientists.
Posted by: Illiniwek at December 19, 2020 10:18 AM (Cus5s)





I come from just north of the Quad Cities. Chief Illiniwek is honored in that region. His picture is on one bank's logo...Blackhawk State Bank.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:33 AM (XxJt1)

215 runner! Get your mind out of the gutter!

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:34 AM (XxJt1)

216 Posted by: skywch at December 19, 2020 10:31 AM (Y/Ps0)

I congratulate you if you are thinking of coming that distance.

You might see if you have an organization in TN on FB if you do FB for Trump supporters. They sometimes organize buses. "Women for Trump" have organized the last couple of rallies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2020 10:35 AM (WkPC9)

217 I think it's the banner ads screwing up the site -- the ones for the phoney investing sites or news sites a few weeks ago and the fruit laxatives (or whatever) ones this week just passed. When they're up, it takes me twenty minutes of reloading, sometimes including having to cold reboot my tablet to get to a stable thread page. The other two-thirds of the times like this a.m. for this coffee thread it's fine. I'd add that it's okay for my desktop p.c. but even with it it takes a couple of minutes for the homepage to settle down and let me access the comments easily as usual.

And it's not the website's problem but the new iteration of Twitter screws up with comments threads too -- kind of a time delay as they load or reload. I've found that at Disqus comments threads too so it's not an HQ coding problem. I assume tweets are now bigger memory hogs than the previous version causing it.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 10:35 AM (UDapT)

218 Pic of Kemp at the WH Christmas party that he tweeted out-

https://tinyurl.com/y7bbdq2z

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2020 10:36 AM (NpAcC)

219 Get your mind out of the gutter!
Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:34 AM (XxJt1)



Huh ?? I was only thinking of your safety !

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:36 AM (zr5Kq)

220 Attempting to drink Rum Cake flavored coffee...pray for me!

Posted by: scrood at December 19, 2020 10:37 AM (USnEj)

221 morning horde!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 19, 2020 10:37 AM (ghePG)

222 but AG Barr not even considering or even asking to review the mounting evidence of voter fraud in six states is just...criminal.

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:38 AM (DJFLF)

223 Remember my comment the other day about the 'rons turning half the threads into "sex threads"?

I rest my case.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:38 AM (XxJt1)

224 Why am I banned?

Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2020 10:38 AM (Bt690)

225 @212...Barr's overall performance was OK. Signal achievement was putting a stop to the Mueller travesty. The two you mentioned...protecting the WH and sending feds to Portland...was literally the bare minimum considering the threat and circumstances. Not exactly profiles in courage.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:39 AM (evxBY)

226 10
Coffee morning!



I've had my 5 (tiny) cups already today. In about an hour I'm due
to head out for my haircut and beard trim. Then I plan to run by the
jeweler who's serviced my watches in the past, and let Linda pick out
something in the jewelry line for Christmas. Should I tell her the
price cap beforehand?



(I've already found her some musk perfume, so she won't go empty-handed in any case.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I took my wife Jewlry shopping last year and subtly suggested the price cap. Then she not so subtly suggested the sex cap. Anyway long story short, I should have the bracelet paid off by Christmas 2028.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 10:39 AM (LBiyC)

227 @224... On general principle, probably.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:39 AM (evxBY)

228 218 Pic of Kemp at the WH Christmas party that he tweeted out-

https://tinyurl.com/y7bbdq2z
Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2020 10:36 AM (NpAcC)
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Strongly suggests that thevboyfriend's death was suicide.

Although Kemp may have had him killed for sympathy.

Posted by: Gilded at December 19, 2020 10:40 AM (eH3+J)

229 Home made "Baileys" in my coffee this morning....I pretty much ignored the recipe after the sweetened condensed milk...pretty good.

Posted by: BignJames at December 19, 2020 10:40 AM (AwYPR)

230 The sign has a great message.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2020 10:40 AM (W+kMI)

231 Why am I banned?
Posted by: Paladin

Didja shave yer 'stache ?

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 10:41 AM (arJlL)

232 You can still get NWS Radar through the Aviation Weather Center. Let's see if my link foo is strong today.


https://tinyurl.com/y85rqtcd

Posted by: lowandslow at December 19, 2020 10:41 AM (qH6FZ)

233
This run-off is theater, designed to calm down GOP faithful and fleece them for cash and leave the rubes with the sense they accomplished something.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:20 AM


FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 19, 2020 10:41 AM (DUIap)

234 24
> They'd call him a suck-up, short-sheet his bed, and put Ex-Lax in his Reindeer Chow.



Never specified: what happened to whichever reindeer was the team leader before Rudolph.



Probably in Santa's freezer, labeled "venison" and "reindeer sausage".



Mmm.... reindeer sausage. I need to pick some of that up, the next time I venture out.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I'm pretty sure the other reindeer was named Olive.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 10:41 AM (LBiyC)

235 98
Does no good to rant but again I wish the Trump team would have raised
all this information they had about voting machines, poll watching, mail
in ballots , etc prior to the election. They should have been
litigating this a year before the election.


Yeah, all these shouldas which were never done. They never took the election fraud seriously enough. I think Trump won in 2016 because he made it clear in the months leading up to it, that he KNEW the other side was trying to cheat, and *he was watching them*. They were uncertain of how far he'd go if they were caught, so they hesitated and lost. Then 2018 came with lots of in-your-face, slow-motion cheating, and Trump let them get away with it. It was all over then; they lost their fear of him and knew they could do whatever they wanted and nothing would happen.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 10:41 AM (ZzfrF)

236 Why am I banned?
Posted by: Paladin

You know what you did.

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 10:42 AM (zr5Kq)

237 Posted by: BignJames at December 19, 2020 10:40 AM (AwYPR)

Caroline's here.

Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2020 10:42 AM (ImqD9)

238 In Texas, the 10th reindeer is Allah.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 19, 2020 10:42 AM (9IdCK)

239 Not exactly profiles in courage.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:39 AM (evxBY)

For A GOP though. A Bushie GOPe

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:42 AM (DJFLF)

240 Probably an error Paladin as it was for AnnaS discussed on this thread. Just contact Ace about it and he should get it fixed up for you.

I've been accidentally banned before too; and on one thread, I got the MUMR treatment with every comment I made staying up for one page refresh and then being deleted!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 10:43 AM (UDapT)

241 224
Why am I banned?

Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2020 10:38 AM (Bt690)


OK that's weird. I can post with my cell from home wi-fi, but not my Friday night drinking establishment? So it the Bars isp that has been banned? But I like that bar. Will a VPN make a difference? Gota look that up. I only know enough to be dangerous with the smartphone.

Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2020 10:43 AM (Bt690)

242 @233...much improved, thanks.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 19, 2020 10:43 AM (evxBY)

243 Remember my comment the other day about the 'rons turning half the threads into "sex threads"?

I rest my case.
Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:38 AM (XxJt1)


I thought this was SOP.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 19, 2020 10:43 AM (cYX0U)

244 I'll check, Fen--thanks!

Posted by: skywch at December 19, 2020 10:43 AM (Y/Ps0)

245 Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 09:57
---------------------------
Just got back from store securing Anniversary card.

Thanks for that, JT. Wasn't familiar with that song.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 19, 2020 10:43 AM (iEx0u)

246 Just the punchline to 1960s joke: Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 19, 2020 10:44 AM (9IdCK)

247 Why am I banned?
Posted by: Paladin



To ask that question is an admission of guilt, Comrade. Please report to Rm 101.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 19, 2020 10:44 AM (wR8O4)

248 231
Why am I banned?

Posted by: Paladin



Didja shave yer 'stache ?

Posted by: JT
Maybe because Ace called the number on the card, and you didn't have a gun, and wouldn't travel.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 10:44 AM (LBiyC)

249
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 19, 2020 10:42 AM

how's it going? any better?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 19, 2020 10:44 AM (DUIap)

250 The COVID test is no big deal. I've had several and they are now making a test you can take at home, available from your local drug store.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2020 10:44 AM (BvKrx)

251 They were uncertain of how far he'd go if they were caught, so they hesitated and lost.
In 2016 Philly did its SOP voter fraud, ballots were still being counted after election day, chipping into Trump's margin of victory. But the machine hadn't anticipated Trump flipping so many blue counties in our state.
So this year, they took no chances and perpetrated the mother of all election steals.

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:45 AM (DJFLF)

252 7 I think it's the banner ads screwing up the site -- the ones for the phoney investing sites or news sites a few weeks ago and the fruit laxatives (or whatever) ones this week just passed. When they're up, it takes me twenty minutes of reloading, sometimes including having to cold reboot my tablet to get to a stable thread page. The other two-thirds of the times like this a.m. for this coffee thread it's fine. I'd add that it's okay for my desktop p.c. but even with it it takes a couple of minutes for the homepage to settle down and let me access the comments easily as usual.

And it's not the website's problem but the new iteration of Twitter screws up with comments threads too -- kind of a time delay as they load or reload. I've found that at Disqus comments threads too so it's not an HQ coding problem. I assume tweets are now bigger memory hogs than the previous version causing it.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 10:35 AM (UDapT)
***********
Many of my comments don't post lately, so there is no way I will ever make the coveted top commenter list. Lol.
Pixy is also finicky sometimes he lets me copy and paste a tweet and other times he make me type the whole tweet before posting.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2020 10:45 AM (NpAcC)

253 Thanks for that, JT. Wasn't familiar with that song.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay

You're most welcome !

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 10:45 AM (arJlL)

254 Sent from Edge browser on iPhone 11...

Why use Safari?

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at December 19, 2020 10:45 AM (MkuC5)

255 Almost real-time radar available here:

http://weather.rap.ucar.edu/radar/

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:46 AM (XxJt1)

256 >>>There are typically no easy answers to deal with pixy.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2020 10:22 AM (y7DUB)

-----------------

Load an old FF browser v25 and only use it here.
It will not play twitter vids
But
it will eliminate all crud and you can adjust fonts and colors to your eyes content.

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 10:46 AM (CZm2G)

257 Remember my comment the other day about the 'rons turning half the threads into "sex threads"?

I rest my case.
Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:38 AM (XxJt1)

------------------

Only half? Must be slipping.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 19, 2020 10:46 AM (WEBkv)

258 Maybe because Ace called the number on the card, and you didn't have a gun, and wouldn't travel.

I do have my own business card in thee same motif, but with "Job Shopper Will Travel". IF you are familiar with Contract Engineering. I work ata company, not for that company. No bennies, just ca$h.

Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2020 10:48 AM (Bt690)

259 The COVID nasal swab test IS a big deal. I had one a month ago. My nose still burns and runs a stream. That was nasty!

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:48 AM (XxJt1)

260 Barr is guilty of treason 12 different ways, bro.

We are never going to get over the Stockholm Syndrome, are we?

Posted by: Gilded at December 19, 2020 10:49 AM (eH3+J)

261 I use Brave with Duck-Duck-Go for everything, except for AoSHQ. Safari, to make sure the Twitters load. So as far as Big Tech goes, my only interests are this site and asian midget pron.

Posted by: motionview at December 19, 2020 10:49 AM (pYQR/)

262 Loved the joke. I've had a few "poor planning " projects over the years, but not to that extent thankfully.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 19, 2020 10:50 AM (gtu/X)

263 My favorite version! You reminded me of someone special. Our fifth grade
class took a field trip to see that in a theater (in the seventies, not
1951). So cool. What a great teacher she was.


I had 2 teachers like that, for 4th grade and my highschool German teacher. Miss Bastick was the 4th grade teacher (and don't laugh at her name! It wasn't until I was grown up that I realized that it was funny) and she started each morning reading us a Bible verse, then at some point in the morning she'd read us a chapter from a novel - we heard all the Narnia books, and she also read us a series of books about Vikings. She'd play us classical music records; I learned all about the French Horn virtuoso Dennis Brain, and went on to play French Horn in the high school band as a result.


I remember once she held a competition; she played the final movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony, and we had to stand and conduct it. The last one standing won a prize!

They were people who put my feet on the right path. It might be nice to do a post about our favourite teachers some day. I'll bet everyone has someone they could commemorate.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 10:51 AM (ZzfrF)

264 I was at a gun show on the day the press awarded Bai Dinh the "presidency". The entire city went apeshit. If any one comes,and I hope EVERYONE does, be in a safe spot, or out of here by sunset.
This city has become a dangerous place after dark. Way to go Bowser!!

Posted by: Jesse in DC at December 19, 2020 10:51 AM (Yp3Ga)

265 We are never going to get over the Stockholm Syndrome, are we?

Posted by: Gilded at December 19, 2020 10:49 AM (eH3+J)

I don't know, are you? Maybe check into these fine folks, they seem like they can assist you with what the fuck ever is bothering you:


https://www.nami.org/help

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2020 10:51 AM (DJFLF)

266 motion view, did you know you can surf the web direct from DDG? It's browser, too. When nothing else will load the HQ, DDG will.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:52 AM (XxJt1)

267 One of my very fav weather sites:

https://rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/

Experimental, but extremely awesome.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 19, 2020 10:52 AM (MkuC5)

268 235
98

Does no good to rant but again I wish the Trump team would have raised

all this information they had about voting machines, poll watching, mail

in ballots , etc prior to the election. They should have been

litigating this a year before the election.

Yeah, all
these shouldas which were never done. They never took the election fraud
seriously enough. I think Trump won in 2016 because he made it clear in
the months leading up to it, that he KNEW the other side was trying to
cheat, and *he was watching them*. They were uncertain of how far he'd
go if they were caught, so they hesitated and lost. Then 2018 came with
lots of in-your-face, slow-motion cheating, and Trump let them get away
with it. It was all over then; they lost their fear of him and knew they
could do whatever they wanted and nothing would happen.


Posted by: Dr. Mabuse

I guess Trump will have to fall back on his original plan, the one he's been following since 2018 and the one he's been executing every day since. The plan that doesn't rely on RINO's and courts, despite the fact that they always show their integrity, courage, and strength in the face of criticism from the left.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 10:53 AM (LBiyC)

269 If Barr turned down the volume in Portland it was because he had to keep the riots from damaging the donks more than they had. He never did expose "the elites" who were pulling the strings, did he, and those were donks.

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 10:54 AM (ONvIw)

270 24
> They'd call him a suck-up, short-sheet his bed, and put Ex-Lax in his Reindeer Chow.



Never specified: what happened to whichever reindeer was the team leader before Rudolph.



Probably in Santa's freezer, labeled "venison" and "reindeer sausage".



Mmm.... reindeer sausage. I need to pick some of that up, the next time I venture out.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
He had the unfortunate luck to be named 'Delicious'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 10:54 AM (LBiyC)

271 Treason doth never prosper, what is the reason?
For if it doth prosper, none dare call it treason!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2020 10:55 AM (V2Yro)

272 they lost their fear of him and knew they
could do whatever they wanted and nothing would happen.


Posted by: Dr. Mabuse

**
An ongoing problem. Ironic, as he was one President who I really thought would strike fear in the enemy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 19, 2020 10:55 AM (H8QX8)

273 Fenelon, I'm the same--not driving alone nearly 600 miles from TN. I would go in a group though.

Posted by: skywch at December 19, 2020 10:31 AM (Y/Ps0)

I bet there will be buses going. I would tap in to any local conservative groups (or the local GOP) to find one.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 10:56 AM (946rW)

274 There are pop-up COVID testing places every where around here. Seems sketchy at best, an empty lot one day, next day a small metal shipping container or trailer is parked there with COVID testing signs. Some guy in a lawn chair under a pop up awning maybe wearing scrubs and a mask manning it. Usually no scrubs. Yeah, seems totally legit...not!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 19, 2020 10:56 AM (UUBmN)

275 They controlled essentially all public communication. They had no reason to fear Trump. He was silenced.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:57 AM (XxJt1)

276 An ongoing problem. Ironic, as he was one President who I really thought would strike fear in the enemy.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 19, 2020 10:55 AM (H8QX

Well he had enough enemies on "our side" to render him incapable of making the changes he wanted. And with the GOPe solidly on the side of election fraud, they went for it.

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 10:57 AM (ONvIw)

277 redbanzai the Southerner

I never knew you were a dame !

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 10:58 AM (arJlL)

278 131
Did the Ratcliffe report come out? I saw no flaming sculls.
No, they gave some other report instead. I've forgotten the topic already.


Posted by: andycanuck

Maybe they decided not to release it publicly what with all the insurrection, foreigns attacks, treasonous acts, and traitors specified inside it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 10:58 AM (LBiyC)

279 Kallisto -

Remind me to never get into an argument with you, okay ?

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 10:59 AM (arJlL)

280 Barr also seems not to have gotten to the bottom of the Epstein did not kill himself scandal, and the Epstein surveillance videos that went missing the weeks after the "suicide" that he publicly promised to do.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 10:59 AM (UDapT)

281 275 They controlled essentially all public communication. They had no reason to fear Trump. He was silenced.
Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 10:57 AM (XxJt1)

Obama's janissaries in the media certainly came through for the left. I'm looking at you Fox

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 10:59 AM (ONvIw)

282 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2020 11:00 AM (MVjcR)

283 Trump should tell his rally goers that it is "Dress Like Anti-fa Day". That would be fun!!!!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 19, 2020 11:00 AM (FEMuU)

284 Think about it, ya'll. We are reduced to a point where the president of the United States' primary method of communicating with the citizens of his country has to be TWITTER.

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 11:00 AM (XxJt1)

285 Hiya Weasel !

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 11:00 AM (arJlL)

286 269 If Barr turned down the volume in Portland it was because he had to keep the riots from damaging the donks more than they had. He never did expose "the elites" who were pulling the strings, did he, and those were donks.

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 10:54 AM (ONvIw)
------------


Not. One. Warrant.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 19, 2020 11:00 AM (CZm2G)

287 280 Barr also seems not to have gotten to the bottom of the Epstein did not kill himself scandal, and the Epstein surveillance videos that went missing the weeks after the "suicide" that he publicly promised to do.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 10:59 AM (UDapT)

A thoroughly worthless man when it came to "our side", but a fat knight in shining armor to the globalist cabal

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 11:00 AM (ONvIw)

288 If Trump does not channel his inner Yeltsin and ride a tank into DC, what has this all been about?

Posted by: Jmel at December 19, 2020 11:01 AM (bVhJi)

289 Don't know if it's been mentioned, but, anyone else note the irony of banning indoor dining but being okay with outdoor dining, complete with tent and heaters?

Outdoor indoor dining.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 19, 2020 11:01 AM (WEBkv)

290 Greetings, horde!
The DNI announced their report, due on the 18th, would be delayed until (?) maybe sometime in January.
Could be January of 2022 for all I know.

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 19, 2020 11:01 AM (w7KSn)

291 Not. One. Warrant.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 19, 2020 11:00 AM (CZm2G)


Our pudgy little hero was a joke.

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 11:01 AM (ONvIw)

292 Good morning, weasel!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 19, 2020 11:02 AM (WEBkv)

293 Ironic, as he was one President who I really thought would strike fear in the enemy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 19, 2020 10:55 AM (H8QX


They feared him at first. The way the world feared Dubya right after 9/11. There's an advantage to convincing people that you're an unpredictable wild man, who could do ANYTHING. But too many times they caught him bluffing - signing budget bills after declaring he wouldn't. Caving after making a big deal of protesting that he'd refuse. Eventually they lost their fear and realized he could be corralled and neutralized.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:02 AM (ZzfrF)

294 The Ratcliffe excuse I've seen the most over the past day or so is that its non-release has something to do with the holiday.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 11:02 AM (UDapT)

295 President Trump has exposed the fact that our election process is as corrupt as the two parties which benefit from it.

The only reason the FAB was she is a lazy fat fuck and didn't cheat as much as she needed.

Democrats and GOPe are both in on the fraud....."safe" seats......red counties/blue cities.....all fixed.

The polls are used to try and make it look legitimate.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2020 11:03 AM (R/m4+)

296 294 The Ratcliffe excuse I've seen the most over the past day or so is that its non-release has something to do with the holiday.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 11:02 AM (UDapT)


I thought he was valiantly waiting (forever) for the IC to spit out the truth about Chinese influence. Either way, another "profile in courage".

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 11:03 AM (ONvIw)

297 Mornin' JT and blake! How's things? All bueno here. Need to get started on the Gun Thread in a bit.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2020 11:04 AM (MVjcR)

298 Can't ignore this Saturday list any longer. Have fun, Horde. Keep yer hand on it.

creep out

Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 11:04 AM (XxJt1)

299 Ratcliff report is him coordinating 15 agencies
some agencies are pro Trump others are not.

He needs to step up and say what he thinks and force them out of the shadows to defend their neverTrumper crap.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 19, 2020 11:04 AM (CZm2G)

300 Dr. Fouchy will convert all of the outdoor dining to climate controlled morgue-space when all you scofflaws die from Hoaxitosis. Serves us right for puttin' with this crap.

Posted by: klaftern at December 19, 2020 11:05 AM (RuIsu)

301 17 I'm feeling angsty over "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

Why does Rudolph have to earn the love of his peers by providing a service?

Can't he just "be," and be loved? Why must he "do" in order to be loved?

This song teaches all the wrong lessons.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 19, 2020

*
*

Since the song is really for humans, it also does not match with human nature. The other reindeer, when Rudolph gets tapped as the sleigh leader, wouldn't "love him." They'd call him a suck-up, short-sheet his bed, and put Ex-Lax in his Reindeer Chow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2020 09:08 AM (rpbg1)

For years now, I've been thinking someone similar about The Emperor's New Clothes. That kid who pointed out that the emperor is naked would've been torn apart by an angry mob, desperate not to be wrong about how wise they are.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 19, 2020 11:06 AM (H3MF8)

302 201
Robert, you're a trucker?



You guys get me from point A to point B every time I take a road
trip. Find a semi that's doing what I want, slip in back of it and let
the professional do all the work.



Thank you, truckers.

Posted by: creeper



(pictures creeper swinging a rope with a grappling hook.....)



Posted by: JT

Little known fact, Creeper invented cruise control.






















Posted by: JT

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:07 AM (LBiyC)

303 Mornin' JT and blake! How's things? All bueno here. Need to get started on the Gun Thread in a bit.
Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2020 11:04 AM (MVjcR)

----------------

Things are good. I'm waiting for a bit more sun before I head out and start trimming back crepe myrtles and stuff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 19, 2020 11:08 AM (WEBkv)

304 "Hoaxitosis"

Now that is da bomb!

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 19, 2020 11:08 AM (MkuC5)

305 "I come from just north of the Quad Cities. Chief
Illiniwek is honored in that region. His picture is on one bank's
logo...Blackhawk State Bank" Posted by: creeper

cool. Those tribes surely had plenty of inadequacies, but most people have some reverence, just because they survived here before us. It takes the corrupt globalists to try to destroy everything about our culture, mostly just because they want to break US, and demand we obey their orders.


Is "Amazon" really respecting that name they "stole"? heh

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2020 11:08 AM (Cus5s)

306 Supposed to be sunny here on Monday and the high should be a balmy 40. I may be able to see the Christmas Star.

Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2020 11:10 AM (ImqD9)

307 Does no good to rant but again I wish the Trump team would have raised

all this information they had about voting machines, poll watching, mail

in ballots , etc prior to the election. They should have been

litigating this a year before the election.

Yeah, all
these shouldas which were never done. They never took the election fraud
seriously enough. I think Trump won in 2016 because he made it clear in
the months leading up to it, that he KNEW the other side was trying to
cheat, and *he was watching them*. They were uncertain of how far he'd
go if they were caught, so they hesitated and lost. Then 2018 came with
lots of in-your-face, slow-motion cheating, and Trump let them get away
with it. It was all over then; they lost their fear of him and knew they
could do whatever they wanted and nothing would happen.


Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 10:41 AM (ZzfrF)

This is BS of the highest order. Trump raised alarms all over the place. Republicans filed many suits pre-election. All except one (the suit in WI filed over indefinitely confined voters) were dismissed because no one had been harmed yet. The suit in WI did result in an injunction against officials telling people that covid restrictions meant that they could avoid ID requirements by declaring themselves indefinitely confined but DID NOT require that the state void such votes. The court then sat on that case from March to December and DID NOT rule on the case before the election. No ruling on the merits meant that election officials could and did allow an estimated 150,000 people to vote illegally.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:10 AM (946rW)

308 276 An ongoing problem. Ironic, as he was one President who I really thought would strike fear in the enemy.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 19, 2020 10:55 AM (H8QX

Well he had enough enemies on "our side" to render him incapable of making the changes he wanted. And with the GOPe solidly on the side of election fraud, they went for it.
--------------------
The amount of fear Trump engendered in the Political-Financial Complex and the Military-Industrial Complex and the News-Entertainment Complex was 100% genuine. The amount of effort put into hindering his administration, his maneuvering room, his re-election bid, and the beyond-blatant vote rigging are proof enough that the Insider Establishment in all its hydra-headed splendor feared his successes (for he had them) and didn't want to give him 4 more years. We've seen how far they went in the past 2 years. That's how much Trump was feared and despised.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2020 11:10 AM (W+kMI)

309 102
It's a rainy morning here in CenTex... wish I could have stayed in bed
but I've got to get the dog to the groomer. If I skip I probably can't
get in again until February...and she needs it.

Posted by: lin-duh

You've got the makings of a hit country song there.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:11 AM (LBiyC)

310 An Irish singer named Seamus Kennedy hilariously sang the Saturday joke back in the 80s. Somewhere I might still have that cassette.

Posted by: Cosda at December 19, 2020 11:11 AM (HdD34)

311
Things are good. I'm waiting for a bit more sun before I head out and start trimming back crepe myrtles and stuff.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 19, 2020 11:08 AM (WEBkv)
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Chilly here too, around 40F. I had to bundle up for my morning cigar out on the deck. WD and FSJ are not fans of cold weather. WD is a little princess and runs out to do her business and comes right back in. FSJ stays out but he comes back in nearly frozen. Time to break out his little jacket.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2020 11:12 AM (MVjcR)

312 That's how much Trump was feared and despised.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2020 11:10 AM (W+kMI)
----------------

And, by extension, how much a good portion of the electorate is feared and despised.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 19, 2020 11:12 AM (WEBkv)

313 Trump should tell his rally goers that it is "Dress Like Anti-fa Day". That would be fun!!!!


Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 19, 2020 11:00 AM (FEMuU)

An armed rally would certainly make an impression.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:12 AM (946rW)

314 Bonjer, fappeurs et fappoiselles.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:13 AM (nakwk)

315 You can still get NWS Radar through the Aviation Weather Center. Let's see if my link foo is strong today.

Pat Brown talked about the aviation weather center at the seminar I attended. My instructor also pointed out that you can get radar pictures from skyvector.com (it's an overlay along with some satellite data) and, of course, there's radar.weather.gov, which may be the crappy web site creeper was talking about.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 19, 2020 11:13 AM (qDSku)

316 If Biden is sworn in, the only rally we should have should be at Arlington, to honor the death of the Republic.

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 19, 2020 11:13 AM (w7KSn)

317 And, by extension, how much a good portion of the electorate is feared and despised.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 19, 2020 11:12 AM (WEBkv)

Despised anyway. If they thought there was anything to fear they wouldn't have been so brazen about fraud. They know their adversary won't do too much and fears them much more.

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 11:13 AM (ONvIw)

318 I'm here.
Good Morning.

I read the joke and when I was done, that image of Sandra Fluke meme "that's not funny" came to mind.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2020 11:13 AM (sd8p8)

319 Anyone use the Dark Sky weather app? It's a subscription but it is crazy accurate. Just a few $ per month.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2020 11:15 AM (MVjcR)

320 309 102
It's a rainy morning here in CenTex... wish I could have stayed in bed
but I've got to get the dog to the groomer. If I skip I probably can't
get in again until February...and she needs it.

Posted by: lin-duh

You've got the makings of a hit country song there.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:11 AM (LBiyC)

It's a CenTex rainy morning
And I wish I'd stayed in bed
But the dawg she needs a groomin'
Just too much fur to shed

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:15 AM (nakwk)

321 299
Ratcliff report is him coordinating 15 agencies

some agencies are pro Trump others are not.



He needs to step up and say what he thinks and force them out of the shadows to defend their neverTrumper crap.





Posted by: Braenyard

Ratcliff confirmed in an interview that there was foreign influence and fraud in the election. It's a bit unreasonable to expect to have the final word on such matters barely a month after when it happened, but he had enough to give a report to DJT which I'm sure he did.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:16 AM (LBiyC)

322 So his mom made his usual lunch but as a snack sent some extra special chocolate chip cookies. Needless to say, he had home made lunch thereafter.

Posted by: Braeynard at December 19, 2020 09:25 AM (CZm2G)

-------

Heh.

When I was eleven or twelve, my older brother kept stealing my allowance out of my sock drawer. So I went to the hardware store, bought the biggest steel-bar rat trap they had on offer, put it under a handkerchief, and baited it with a Hamilton.

That learned him for good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 19, 2020 11:17 AM (Zm/Ey)

323 Thanks to that fkin Ryan the Democrats overwhelmed Trump with investigations and their Media Propaganda Ministry charges of Russian collusion that kept him from probably becoming the best President ever.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 11:17 AM (Cxk7w)

324
It's a CenTex rainy morning
And I wish I'd stayed in bed
But the dawg she needs a groomin'
Just too much fur to shed
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:15 AM (nakwk)
---------
Look at you go, Insom-doon!

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2020 11:17 AM (MVjcR)

325 This is BS of the highest order. Trump raised alarms all over the place. Republicans filed many suits pre-election. All except one (the suit in WI filed over indefinitely confined voters) were dismissed because no one had been harmed yet. The suit in WI did result in an injunction against officials telling people that covid restrictions meant that they could avoid ID requirements by declaring themselves indefinitely confined but DID NOT require that the state void such votes. The court then sat on that case from March to December and DID NOT rule on the case before the election. No ruling on the merits meant that election officials could and did allow an estimated 150,000 people to vote illegally.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:10 AM (946rW)


Not only this but the Constitution entrusts the states with running elections so it's not like Trump or Barr could send a non derp state federal occupying army to make sure things are run on the up and up. The fatal flaw the founders made was knowing this experiment would only work for virtuous people which is a far cry from the ruling class of grifters and cocksuckers now entrenched.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2020 11:17 AM (y7DUB)

326 Trump raised alarms all over the place. Republicans filed many suits pre-election

In other words, the enemy had built themselves a Maginot Line through the courts. And Trump's brilliant strategy was to march up to it over and over again for 4 years and be shot down. That wasn't good enough, but it was naive to expect a man of his age and preconceptions to realize that WWI tactics wouldn't work in WWIII. We needed a more lawless president, one who'd strike in unexpected directions, using unexpected tools, to win this war, and Trump just wasn't the guy.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:18 AM (ZzfrF)

327 Trump ? Was he just asleep at the switch when Russia did the worst cyber spy attack in history? Or did he give Putin the OK?

Posted by: Kurt at December 19, 2020 11:19 AM (Uyyjm)

328 305
"I come from just north of the Quad Cities. Chief

Illiniwek is honored in that region. His picture is on one bank's

logo...Blackhawk State Bank" Posted by: creeper

cool. Those
tribes surely had plenty of inadequacies, but most people have some
reverence, just because they survived here before us. ...


Posted by: illiniwek

Pretty sure south Chicago was less dangerous back then.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:19 AM (LBiyC)

329 If Biden is sworn in, we should all take down our US flags and put up the Jolly Roger.

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 19, 2020 11:19 AM (w7KSn)

330 No ruling on the merits meant that election officials could and did allow an estimated 150,000 people to vote illegally.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:10 AM (946rW)

And now they plan not to "disenfranchise" the double voters, the non-citizens, the underage, the dead. How can they not count these ballots and even think of prosecuting people who had enough courage of their convictions to use "any means necessary"/s

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 11:19 AM (ONvIw)

331 In other words, the enemy had built themselves a
Maginot Line through the courts. And Trump's brilliant strategy was to
march up to it over and over again for 4 years and be shot down. That
wasn't good enough, but it was naive to expect a man of his age and
preconceptions to realize that WWI tactics wouldn't work in WWIII. We
needed a more lawless president, one who'd strike in unexpected directions, using unexpected tools, to win this war, and Trump just wasn't the guy.


Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:18 AM (ZzfrF)

Again I say this is bullshit of the highest order.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:20 AM (946rW)

332 Thanks to that fkin Ryan the Democrats overwhelmed Trump with investigations and their Media Propaganda Ministry charges of Russian collusion that kept him from probably becoming the best President ever.
Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 11:17 AM (Cxk7w)

Concur.

Paul Ryan is a dirty, four flushing, no count rat assed bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2020 11:20 AM (R/m4+)

333 Mark of the Beast. Is now on the Event Horizon!

https://tinyurl.com/y83esjoo

Closer To The Mark Of The Beast? Democrat Suggests That People Should Get Barcodes To Prove Vaccination

Former Democrat President candidate Andrew Yang AND Chinese President Xi are both pushing Satan's Global Reset

Posted by: elmo at December 19, 2020 11:20 AM (zXIZO)

334 Did Twatter remove the tweet from Trump?

Posted by: spypeach at December 19, 2020 11:20 AM (Up/Jb)

335 Ignore it.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 11:20 AM (UDapT)

336 Again I say this is bullshit of the highest order.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:20 AM (946rW)


Oh.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:21 AM (ZzfrF)

337 Finally, a candid photograph of an AOSHQ Moron.

https://tinyurl.com/y8zzpckj

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 19, 2020 11:21 AM (AiZBA)

338 Can't ignore this Saturday list any longer. Have fun, Horde. Keep yer hand on it.

creep out
Posted by: creeper

NOW who's talking dirty ?

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)

339 Trump ? Was he just asleep at the switch when Russia did the worst cyber spy attack in history? Or did he give Putin the OK?



Posted by: Kurt at December 19, 2020 11:19 AM (Uyyjm)

Twas China.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:21 AM (946rW)

340 We needed a more lawless president, one who'd strike in unexpected directions, using unexpected tools, to win this war, and Trump just wasn't the guy.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:18 AM (ZzfrF)

No one should have to be lawless. The DOJ was supposed to act against lawlessness, but refused to do so. Too much China loot, too many honeypots to screw.

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2020 11:21 AM (ONvIw)

341 324
It's a CenTex rainy morning
And I wish I'd stayed in bed
But the dawg she needs a groomin'
Just too much fur to shed
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:15 AM (nakwk)
---------
Look at you go, Insom-doon!
Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2020 11:17 AM (MVjcR)

She's been my sole companion
Since my woman ran away
We climb up in the truck cab,
Crack the first beer of the day

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:21 AM (nakwk)

342 315 "Pat Brown talked about the aviation weather center at the seminar I
attended. My instructor also pointed out that you can get radar
pictures from skyvector.com (it's an overlay along with some satellite
data) and, of course, there's radar.weather.gov, which may be the crappy
web site creeper was talking about."



After looking at the AWC radar I see that if you try to get more localized it redirects you to the crappy NWS radar. You used to able to get a tight radar view in real time. How does that improve aviation safety? From good radar to shit. Never underestimate the stupidity of the federal government.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 19, 2020 11:22 AM (qH6FZ)

343 Hiya Insom !

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 11:22 AM (arJlL)

344 Kunt is still obsessed with Russian collusion. Keep sucking that Weissmann cock, tool.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2020 11:22 AM (y7DUB)

345 Okey-dokey, time for me to answer GT email and write something profound for tomorrow evening. Y'all be cool and I'll see you later!

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2020 11:22 AM (MVjcR)

346 298 Can't ignore this Saturday list any longer. Have fun, Horde. Keep yer hand on it.

creep out
Posted by: creeper at December 19, 2020 11:04 AM (XxJt1)

What else were we going to do?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:22 AM (nakwk)

347 329 That day comes my American flag is going up upside down

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2020 11:23 AM (Cxk7w)

348 Hey JT!

I'm working on my hit country song, inspired by lin-duh's tale of rainy day dog grooming hardship.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:23 AM (nakwk)

349 Yeah, I can't sit here writing bullshit of the highest order all day long - I've got to send some Christmas cards in the hope they'll arrive before New Year's.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:23 AM (ZzfrF)

350 349 Yeah, I can't sit here writing bullshit of the highest order all day long - I've got to send some Christmas cards in the hope they'll arrive before New Year's.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:23 AM (ZzfrF)

That's OK, it was only mid-level bullshit anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:24 AM (nakwk)

351
That accident report looks like something from Wile E. Coyote.

Posted by: Sapwolf at December 19, 2020 11:24 AM (u8u1w)

352 I'm working on my hit country song, inspired by lin-duh's tale of rainy day dog grooming hardship.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2020 11:23 AM (nakwk)
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"Rainy Days and Grooming always get me down....."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 19, 2020 11:25 AM (WEBkv)

353 Yeah, I can't sit here writing bullshit of the highest order all day long - I've got to send some Christmas cards in the hope they'll arrive before New Year's.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:23 AM (ZzfrF)



you work for a magazine ? newspaper ??

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2020 11:25 AM (zr5Kq)

354 Nood KT.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 19, 2020 11:25 AM (iEx0u)

355 Hey JT!

I'm working on my hit country song, inspired by lin-duh's tale of rainy day dog grooming hardship.
Posted by: Insomniac

Johnny Carson said that a country song had to have 3 elements : coffee, jail and railroad in order to be a hit.

Posted by: JT at December 19, 2020 11:26 AM (arJlL)

356 Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:18 AM (ZzfrF)

Why weren't the well informed horde not discussing all of those specific questionable Dominion connections prior to the election? Why were we not discussing the Hunter Biden laptop info a few months prior to the election? That's what I'm talking about. Sure Trump talked in generalities about potential fraud but his team had specifics they sat on until after the election. We can't say Trump couldn't do anything about this information prior to the election because the Press squashed it but then say he can do something with it after the election. That doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 19, 2020 11:27 AM (2DOZq)

357 320
309 102

It's a rainy morning here in CenTex... wish I could have stayed in bed

but I've got to get the dog to the groomer. If I skip I probably can't

get in again until February...and she needs it.



Posted by: lin-duh



You've got the makings of a hit country song there.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:11 AM (LBiyC)



It's a CenTex rainy morning

And I wish I'd stayed in bed

But the dawg she needs a groomin'

Just too much fur to shed

Posted by: Insomniac
The name of the song is 'And She Needs It'

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:27 AM (LBiyC)

358 146 "I wish the Trump team would have raised all this information they had about voting machines, poll watching, mail in ballots , etc prior to the election"

No standing
-----
Yeah, there's the simple answer to that statement. The PA supreme court had more integrity that SCOTUS or the federal court system. Roberts caved, and passed the buck.

Now it's up to the House to do its Constitutional duty. Yes I know the Wicked Witch of the West Coast is still the Speaker, but the Trump-voting states must demand to be heard and counted, or walk out in protest.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2020 11:28 AM (W+kMI)

359 331
In other words, the enemy had built themselves a

Maginot Line through the courts. And Trump's brilliant strategy was to

march up to it over and over again for 4 years and be shot down. That

wasn't good enough, but it was naive to expect a man of his age and

preconceptions to realize that WWI tactics wouldn't work in WWIII. We

needed a more lawless president, one who'd strike in unexpected
directions, using unexpected tools, to win this war, and Trump just
wasn't the guy.




Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2020 11:18 AM (ZzfrF)

Again I say this is bullshit of the highest order.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

"one who'd strike in unexpected
directions, using unexpected tools, to win this war," Mabuse.
I think that is exactly what Trump did do.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:31 AM (LBiyC)

360 280 Barr also seems not to have gotten to the bottom of the Epstein did not kill himself scandal, and the Epstein surveillance videos that went missing the weeks after the "suicide" that he publicly promised to do.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2020 10:59 AM (UDapT)


I would like to believe the inability of the "good guys" to nail people responsible for the missing
Epstein videos, the FBI and CIA coup attempt using the Russian dodge, the fake whistleblower crap pulled by Schiif, and the voting machine and vote counting crap is due to the bad guys being very, very good at covering their tracks. But it stretches believeability too far to think all of these failures by the good guys are solely due to the cover-up skills of the bad guys.

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2020 11:31 AM (AMIL/)

361 An armed rally would certainly make an impression.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:12 AM (946rW)

Well, we are all waiting for events to unfold. Congress opening the votes from the Electoral College. Legislatures possibly acting before then. Or of course, Trump pulling the pin. On the Insurrection Act, hand grenade.

In all of it? I gotta believe ANTIFA has something Very Special planned. For the January 6th rally.

I still have some microwave popcorn in the cupboard.

Posted by: elmo at December 19, 2020 11:33 AM (GeRdb)

362 348
Hey JT!



I'm working on my hit country song, inspired by lin-duh's tale of rainy day dog grooming hardship.

Posted by: Insomniac
Just don't kill the fkkin dog at the end of the song is all I ask.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 19, 2020 11:33 AM (LBiyC)

363 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 19, 2020 11:10 AM (946rW)

Perhaps, but the power brokers within the GOP were definitely A-ok with the steal. Hell, if the GOP supported Trump in any meaningful manner, they would've held- and would still wield- all the levers of power...

I loath the GOP leadership. If we can't come aboard, take over, force the leadership to walk the plank, and redirect the cannons, we must make sure the ship is scuttled.

Posted by: Cooldawg at December 19, 2020 11:38 AM (tC6lF)

364 Good morning
Good joke
And...
I hate Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer songs of every ilk. Just proves Santa was essentially a wealthy absent owner and the other reindeer were Dems/RLM bullies ganging up on the others. The elves were essentially slaves.
And the song sucks, although Arthur Godfrey was an interesting guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2020 11:42 AM (axyOa)

365 re Colbert and Biden, never thought Colbert was much more than giving progs something to say "heeyuck hyuck! That's just like those dumb righties!!" about, but have been beyond disgust since he testified IN CHARACTER to a Congressional committee.



Posted by: barbarausa at December 19, 2020 11:44 AM (W7IZQ)

366 World Economic Forum
@wef
Venus was once Earth-like, but climate change made it uninhabitable

-
Yeah, Loveland at Venus was once the cool zipcode but then they allowed conservatives to govern.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 19, 2020 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

367 Margaret O'Brien was a wonderful child actress.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 19, 2020 11:59 AM (/aiGx)

368 The thing that Trump has done that (altho very disheartening) did the most service to the citizens is his removal of the veil of lies and fakery performed by so many of our previously valued and trusted institutions of both government and business.

The good it accomplished was giving us warning of their untrustworthiness before they could do even more damage. They would've been especially able to mislead and delude us in the coming months of the struggle we will have with the Biden/Harris Administration.

And btw calling him President elect is really very appropriate and should be continued even after the date of the inauguration (unless Trump manages to pull a squeaker) because that's all he is. He'll NEVER be President. And it really should be said; "President-Select" as that's what happened.

A group of our opponents with money and help from foreign and domestic enemies managed to fake an election that seemed to gift Biden with the Presidency.

And all of these liars and fakes are stepping up to "calm" us down and reassure us that the election was not a fraud.

Fortunately they're actual goal is not to maintain peace and assurance but to make it more difficult for those of us who will resist these lies to communicate and to also gain reassurance of our position by the knowledge that we are not alone.

Trust no one until they have proven themselves and even then they must be continually observed. Looking for signs of treason and chaos.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 19, 2020 12:00 PM (x7ua2)

369 Venus became as hot as it is by the proximity of the sun, it's close to circular orbit, the lack of a satellite and no tilt of it's axis of rotation.

Climate "change" is merely a symptom. And may or may not be beneficial.

Perhaps there's some sulfur breathing organisms on Venus that have flourished and evolved more rapidly due to the temperature increase.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 19, 2020 12:06 PM (x7ua2)

370 Good Morning to the Coffee Thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2020 12:35 PM (mzC78)

371 @ Denny Crane!

Find a restaurant supply store near you. Dexter makes great professional knives and they sell for a fraction of the expensive brands. Here's a web link to their chef knife. I have better brand name knives, but this is the one I always reach for: https://tinyurl.com/yakfgnfl

Also, they make a great utility knife. I was gifted one of these by a friend who works for a Seattle fishing company. Very handy, stays sharp forever, and is really meant for business: https://tinyurl.com/yb34ov3c

Posted by: 496 at December 19, 2020 02:19 PM (U1eOr)

372 ht tps://www.Youtube.com/watch?v=EaoqJ6hr1Dc

Posted by: Vladtheimp at December 19, 2020 06:47 PM (cFnie)

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