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Male Feminist Former Actor Shia LaBeouf Hit With #MeToo Lawsuit; Previous Girlfriends Have Also Alleged Assault
Anyone who declares himself a male feminist should immediately be put on a sex offender list. Why include the middle-man? Just cut to the chase.
Singer FKA Twigs has filed a lawsuit against actor Shia LaBeouf, accusing him of sexual battery, physical assault, and emotional distress over the course of their one year long relationship. The New York Times reports that the lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, also accuses LaBeouf of purposefully giving Twigs, born Tahliah Debrett Barnett, a sexually transmitted disease during his campaign of "relentless abuse." ... The lawsuit also cites an incident alleged by another former girlfriend of LaBeouf, stylist Karolyn Pho, who dated LaBeouf from 2010 to 2012. The suit states that LaBeouf once "drunkenly pinned her to a bed and head-butted her, enough that she bled." ... But these aren't the first allegations to be made against LaBeouf. While LaBeouf's battles with alcoholism have taken center stage in the press, rumors of abuse have made the rounds for years. In 2015, a German tabloid reported that LaBeouf injured his then-girlfriend, actress and model Mia Goth, during a fight.The German press reported that Goth was seen with a black eye the day following the fight.
According to the lawsuit, LaBeouf's behavior went beyond the usual relationship shit. From the New York Times:
Just after Valentine's Day in 2019, the musician FKA twigs was in a car speeding toward Los Angeles. At the wheel was her boyfriend, the actor Shia LaBeouf. He was driving recklessly, she said in a lawsuit filed on Friday, removing his seatbelt and threatening to crash unless she professed her love for him. They were returning from the desert, where Mr. LaBeouf, the star of "Transformers," had raged at her throughout the trip, FKA twigs said in the lawsuit, once waking her up in the middle of the night, choking her. After she begged to be let out of the car, she said he pulled over at a gas station and she took her bags from the trunk. But Mr. LaBeouf followed, and assaulted her, throwing her against the car while screaming in her face, according to the suit. He then forced her back in the car.LaBeouf, a former actor, attempted to get attention by staging an "art installation" called "He Will Not Divide Us," in which SJW freaks were invited to get on camera and rant about the Bad Orange Man. But 4chan types decided to invade the "installation" and upset poor Shia.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:34 PM (3XqsM)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 03:34 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 03:34 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:35 PM (3XqsM)
https://tinyurl.com/y676cq5q
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original trans-Wookie at December 11, 2020 03:35 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 11, 2020 03:36 PM (ch6++)
Male feminists, especially those in Hollywood, are awful towards women.
No wonder leftist women hate men. When even the male feminists are this bad, imagine how bad the white conservative ones in the hinterlands where the patriarchy protects them from the consequences of their crimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 03:36 PM (zNpyh)
Isnt that the guy that 4chan kicked his ass in hide and seek???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2020 03:36 PM (8XRCm)
Other than that? This is just that trash guy down the street.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 11, 2020 03:36 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2020 03:36 PM (rCGpC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2020 03:37 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:37 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 11, 2020 03:37 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2020 03:37 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Infidel at werk at December 11, 2020 03:37 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2020 03:37 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 11, 2020 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 4 chan sharks what have already had a taste for Shia at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (3XqsM)
I wonder if Pence is going to throw his hat in the ring in 2024.
Posted by: IC
Assuming Pence remains VP
after 1/19/21, I think he should avoid the Peter Principle and remain at
VP. I don't think he's P material these days. He's a very, very good
behind-the-scenes guy the P can rely on. He'd be better than Cruz
though. I like teh Ted, as a statesman, attorney, senator, but don't
mistake smarts for executive capability. Make him AG but he should
breathe sulfur hexaflouride before he speaks.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (KAi1n)
Whale oil beef hooked.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (8XRCm)
One of the best channels on the internets. Indeed, there are two channels! The main one doesn't have much activity these days, neither of them do, but if one wants to deep dive into fabulous content, Internet Historian is a giant among ants.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (hku12)
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (F/Rk0)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (4uSHG)
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I think he mostly makes movies with noted Nazi sympathizer Lars Von Trier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (wpPM0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Infidel
Whitwicky. From Transformers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (3XqsM)
Ah. You mentioned his only good acting job.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: klaftern at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (RuIsu)
He did do some terrific plagiarisms
https://time.com/6094/shia-labeouf-plagiarism-scandal/
Posted by: ace at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (nuqdl)
When the gals are being abused, and you claim it was the al al al al alcohol?
They LOVE that!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (hku12)
https://tinyurl.com/y676cq5q
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original trans-Wookie at December 11, 2020 03:35 PM (xxG/v)
That's just priceless. And I can hear the bus driver mumbling like the garbage truck driver in the original Terminator, "I gotta schedule to keep, the garage can fix the ***damned bus when I get done...".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (bCLt0)
Another crazy child star.
Gee, it's almost like Hollywood makes them.
Wonder who/how many abused Shia.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (AD3JT)
Indy's bastard love child out of Karen Carpenter from the purported fourth Indiana Jones movie **
** there is no fourth Indiana Jones movie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (pNxlR)
That's all very well and good, but what does twitter.com say about this claim?
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (gfQAD)
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (DJFLF)
He is...not right. In the same way a lot of Hollywood isn't right.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (Ojki1)
after 1/19/21, I think he should avoid the Peter Principle and remain at
VP. I don't think he's P material these days. He's a very, very good
behind-the-scenes guy the P can rely on. He'd be better than Cruz
though. I like teh Ted, as a statesman, attorney, senator, but don't
mistake smarts for executive capability. Make him AG but he should
breathe sulfur hexaflouride before he speaks.
Posted by: SFGoth
We all agree if Trump doesn't win, there will never be a republican president again, right?
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (mht8P)
Superior Court, also accuses LaBeouf of purposefully giving Twigs, born
Tahliah Debrett Barnett, a sexually transmitted disease
It's my understanding that this isn't a crime in California anymore.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (wUHYj)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (w8viZ)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (bCLt0)
Where do they get these stupid names?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (wpPM0)
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I know, right!
Posted by: Zombie River Phoenix at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (HSzKG)
Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (HyroA)
Indy's bastard love child out of Karen Carpenter from the purported fourth Indiana Jones movie **
** there is no fourth Indiana Jones movie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (pNxlR)
=====
Disney announced a fifth yesterday for 2022.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
They spent a good couple of years trying to convince people he was the next big thing.
Yeah I don't... of all the people they could push, really??? Like that fat bearded dude from Pineapple Express, this is your next big comedic powerhouse??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (bCLt0)
Sunni and Chair: The "Beat" Goes On... Literally
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (s2VJv)
Who?
Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (HyroA)
Of the Schenectady Twigs's.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: spindrift at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (H5knJ)
Think he recently did a soft-core porny "art" film?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (e/ui6)
Where do they get these stupid names?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (wpPM0)
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I know, right!
Posted by: Zombie River Phoenix at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (HSzKG)
Summer Glau agrees.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (EIK47)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Infidel
Whitwicky. From Transformers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:38 PM (3XqsM)
Ah. You mentioned his only good acting job.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (bCLt0)
He is good in Fury.
*spits for saying something good about LaBeef*
And the humans are universally the worst part of all the Transformers movies.
Though the twins in the second sure try hard for that distinction.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (Ojki1)
Think he recently did a soft-core porny "art" film?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
Robert Klein was there first with "Kill Me Fuck Me Whip Me Suck Me."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (wpPM0)
=======
I know, right!
Posted by: Zombie River Phoenix at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (HSzKG)
Summer Glau agrees.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (bCLt0)
I'll say.
Posted by: Nana Visitor at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (wpPM0)
=======
I know, right!
Posted by: Zombie River Phoenix
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Every name now is something insane. And it's tough because it used to be "did you say Alice or Allison?" now it's like "wait - how do you pronounce it, and WTF does it mean?" i.e. Dex, Echo, Everson, etc.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (MPYWI)
They spent a good couple of years trying to convince people he was the next big thing.
Yeah I don't... of all the people they could push, really??? Like that fat bearded dude from Pineapple Express, this is your next big comedic powerhouse??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Shia rose up through Nickelodeon.
So, that explains that damage.
Seth Rogan, at least, has more talented friends. Judd Apatow is decent, and they introduced David Gordan Greene to moviemaking with a budget, which is a good thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (LvTSG)
I, Robot
Transformers
Constantine
The worst Indiana Jones movie
Fury
Although not nearly as big, a lot of people really liked the movie Holes.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (EIK47)
It was like Pee Wee Herman in a Lucha Libre outfit. It was some of the worst casting since Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist in The World Is Not Enough. Even Kevin Costner as Robin Hood was more believable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (DJFLF)
I'm just going to say, when it comes to sexual assaults and/or domestic violence, the lack of a police report is NOT any kind of proof that it didn't happen.
The vast majority of REAL rapes and real violence in the home go unreported to police.
For a variety of reasons.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Sheena LeBeef at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (SYa/Z)
** there is no fourth Indiana Jones movie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (pNxlR)
=====
Disney announced a fifth yesterday for 2022.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Indiana Jones and the Search For the Half Empty Geritol Bottle.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (3XqsM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (AD3JT)
See: Davidson, Pete
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (poEUH)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (OTzUX)
Too bad he never stopped digging his.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (3XqsM)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (nxdel)
I think they're just making up the names now. Does Shia even really exist.
Posted by: Wally at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (FJYfm)
Harrison Ford in the fourth Indy film* was older than Sean Connery in the third.
*If you believe it exists, like Highlander II
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
I was your gal
You said that you loved me
That night on the road
Sure stands out for me.
When you throttled
My neck, I left to
Go pee pee and
That's when I finally
Had to break free.
Chorus
Where, oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over
And I thought I'd found true love
But you met another
And "pfffft" you was gone.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (pNxlR)
Where do they get these stupid names?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (wpPM0)
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I know, right!
Posted by: Zombie River Phoenix at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (HSzKG)
Summer Glau agrees.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (bCLt0)
I'll say.
Posted by: Nana Visitor at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (ufFY
Let's not talk about this anymore, Mkay
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (EwJHm)
You mean Shia LaBeouf isn't some kind of French stew?
You live and learn, I guess.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (ejd/p)
Muzzie French stew.
Totally halal.
Posted by: Some dude in one of those arrondissements at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM
I do, but only in the sense that French is the world's most horrific use of a perfectly good alphabet.
If its pronounced labuf, then fucking spell it labuf. God I hate that aeioux nonsense. Phonetics, mothefuckers! Do you speak it!?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (1FO9C)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (g741k)
I saw a sign today saying "We are One U.S."
I have no doubt that the sign's owner spent the last four years raging against conservatives in general and Trump in particular. But now it's all "unity" and shit.
Uh ... no.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (wpPM0)
Was there a volcano in that one?
Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (HyroA)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
________
Shia Does Shreveport
Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (e/ui6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (dfRN6)
___
JUST DO IT
Posted by: Shia LaBeouf to Shia LaBeouf looking at the bottle of pills at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (qlFIA)
mistake smarts for executive capability. Make him AG but he should
breathe sulfur hexaflouride before he speaks.
Posted by: SFGoth
Cruz is a political opportunist extraordinaire with the stink of doom all over him. Sorry, but his willingness to 'argue' the Texas case prefigures its failure. He knows it's going nowhere, which is why he wants to get involved - squeeze its rotting corpse for whatever political gain he can get.
Posted by: Just another moron at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (L+Liv)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (g741k)
You know Msssss. Wolinski?
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (bCLt0)
I'll say.
Posted by: Nana Visitor at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (ufFY
Let's not talk about this anymore, Mkay
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 11, 2020 03:46 PM (EwJHm)
Shut up, sis.
Posted by: Dweezil at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (ufFY8)
If it goes to contingent elections (not sure how, but), Trump seems to squeak to a win even w/o WY [Liz Cheney], but Pence would have 51-48 in Senate (new GA elections would not be finalized, and one seat would time out) - thus Romney makes 49, and a usual suspect (Collins, Murkowski) would tip it to 50-49 for Harris. But there might be other deals going on that at point anyway.
Posted by: May you live in interesting times at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa
At least with Moon Unit, she came by it honestly. I mean her dad was Frank freakin' Zappa, what did you expect? Jane?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
46 Hollywood REALLY tried with this one. They spent a good couple of years trying to convince people he was the next big thing.
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (AD3JT)
See: Davidson, Pete
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (Izzlo)
Get in line
Posted by: Idris Elba at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (EwJHm)
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (Izzlo)
Sticks and stones may break my twigs but sexual battery will get you killed in your sleep, by me tying you to the bed, pouring BBQ fluid on your body, lighting a match and then singing sonorous songs and mockery to your smoldering flesh as you immolate and die.
Posted by: Twigs
A good start. I assume the musical accompaniment will be both dissonant and loud, yes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (pNxlR)
Worst name I ever saw.
Honest to god I had this lady as a client.
La-a
Pronounced??????
La Dash A
I am NOT kidding
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WOPR at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (J70i0)
Where do they get these stupid names?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (wpPM0)
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I know, right!
Posted by: Zombie River Phoenix at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM (HSzKG)
Summer Glau agrees.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:43 PM (bCLt0)
Yeah, but Summer is a fairly typical hippie dippy name, and she's about the right age that her parents were likely hippies.
The way I look at it, if your name would fit in to the Star Wars universe, or I can believe someone with your name blew up a church, or crossed the border with a van full of dead hookers, that's a suck ass name.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (hku12)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (MPYWI)
There will be a "Republican" president again I'm sure. But no one like orange man bad nor any of his deplorables.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Rula Lenska at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (sWM8x)
-
Sex offenders often tell you that they are better and more moral than you. I suspect this is because 1) it's the only way to explain their behavior apart from a sex offense* bad 2) it's their way of justifying their otherwise unjustifiable behavior.
*One of my defendants explained that he was hiding in the bushes outside a girl's bedroom window because, like OJ, he was trying to catch the real peeper.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/ny3rdlo
I think he's a good actor.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (H8QX8)
Worst name I ever saw.
Honest to god I had this lady as a client.
La-a
Pronounced??????
La Dash A
I am NOT kidding
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
So Latasha but all retarded like.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 11, 2020 03:36 PM (GbPPJ)
No...he is worse. Because he has been enabled by a compliant Hollywood press, so he took advantage of that cover...for years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (xT2tT)
Was there a volcano in that one?
Posted by: dantesed
Close. Explosive diarrhea.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (3XqsM)
46 Hollywood REALLY tried with this one. They spent a good couple of years trying to convince people he was the next big thing.
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 11, 2020 03:40 PM (AD3JT)
See: Davidson, Pete
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (Izzlo)
Get in line
Posted by: Idris Elba at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (EwJHm)
They tried so hard with me, Chris Rock made a joke about it.
Posted by: Jude Law at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (wpPM0)
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I know, right!
Posted by: Zombie River Phoenix
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Every name now is something insane. And it's tough because it used to be "did you say Alice or Allison?" now it's like "wait - how do you pronounce it, and WTF does it mean?" i.e. Dex, Echo, Everson, etc.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (MPYWI)
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SanDeE*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (KAi1n)
Longer than that.
Charlie's Angels in 2003
I, Robot 2004
Several Transformers movies from 2007-2011
The Indiana Jones movie that shall not be named 2008
Fury 2014
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (qlFIA)
Yeah, but Summer is a fairly typical hippie dippy name, and she's about the right age that her parents were likely hippies.
The way I look at it, if your name would fit in to the Star Wars
universe, or I can believe someone with your name blew up a church, or
crossed the border with a van full of dead hookers, that's a suck ass
name.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (hku12)
You got that right!
Posted by: Poppy Montgomery at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (ufFY8)
She has brothers named Visi and Ostro
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (w8viZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:41 PM
I do, but only in the sense that French is the world's most horrific use of a perfectly good alphabet.
If its pronounced labuf, then fucking spell it labuf. God I hate that aeioux nonsense. Phonetics, mothefuckers! Do you speak it!?
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Wasn't that the name of the Texas Ranger in True Grit?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (SYa/Z)
Think he recently did a soft-core porny "art" film?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
Didn't every has been in Hollywood make a cameo in Nymphomaniac?
Posted by: Idris Elba at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (EwJHm)
Yeah, but Summer is a fairly typical hippie dippy name, and she's about the right age that her parents were likely hippies.
The way I look at it, if your name would fit in to the Star Wars universe, or I can believe someone with your name blew up a church, or crossed the border with a van full of dead hookers, that's a suck ass name.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (hku12)
So, Moon Unit Zappa? Yes, no?
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
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How bad was his fake English accent that they said, nah, just play it straight. Heck, even Christian Slater managed to.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (HSzKG)
I have no doubt that the sign's owner spent the last four years raging against conservatives in general and Trump in particular. But now it's all "unity" and shit.
Uh ... no.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:47 PM (wpPM0)
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My standard response to that shit for a while now has been John Rambo's: "They drew first blood!"
Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (e/ui6)
Posted by: Idris Elba
He's actually really talented and capable, just wasted in the Marvel films. the show sucks but he's great in the BBC show Luther.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Placing my bets on Harrison Ford's Indy being retired, second billing, and training the new black trans girl Indy to replace him.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 03:51 PM (BM2fS)
Think he recently did a soft-core porny "art" film?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
Didn't every has been in Hollywood make a cameo in Nymphomaniac?
Posted by: Idris Elba at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (EwJHm)
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They all love working with noted Nazi sympathizer Lars Von Trier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
universe, or I can believe someone with your name blew up a church, or
crossed the border with a van full of dead hookers, that's a suck ass
name.
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I know, right.
- Jeffrey "Han" McVeigh
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 03:51 PM (sX1BW)
Wasn't Nana Visitor the hot ginger on DS9?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (KAi1n)
Yes.
In fact, on that show it seemed to me that all the actor's real names were all weirder than their character names.
Except for Terry Farrell.
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2020 03:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 11, 2020 03:51 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (q177U)
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He's a fine enough actor.
He's also a trash person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
Transformers
Constantine
The worst Indiana Jones movie
Fury
Although not nearly as big, a lot of people really liked the movie Holes.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2020 03:44 PM (UW2ZS)
I completely forgot he was in Constantine.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Jude Law
Yeah I never got him. He's got a great look but he has the personality of an empty can of spam. There's nothing there. Nothing. No passion, no expression, no emotion. I'd cast him as an android but that's it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cary Grant at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (SYa/Z)
Yep. That's why I mocked him @14 since Cogburn (Jeff Bridges) was always calling him LeBeef.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (cvmP3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (Kpl3J)
The way I look at it, if your name would fit in to the Star Wars universe, or I can believe someone with your name blew up a church, or crossed the border with a van full of dead hookers, that's a suck ass name.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (hku12)
So, Moon Unit Zappa? Yes, no?
Posted by: tubal
Have you seen her second cousin, Storage Unit?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (3XqsM)
Indy's bastard love child out of Karen Carpenter from the purported fourth Indiana Jones movie
I don't remember which one of you reprobates said it, but I'm still laughing about this:
"If Mama Cass had given her sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today"
Posted by: AltonJackson (This claim about election fraud is disputed...) at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Jude Law
Yeah I never got him. He's got a great look but he has the personality of an empty can of spam. There's nothing there. Nothing. No passion, no expression, no emotion. I'd cast him as an android but that's it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
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Sounds like you may be in the mood for AI: Artificial Intelligence tonight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: 13times at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 11, 2020 03:36 PM (GbPPJ)
No...he is worse. Because he has been enabled by a compliant Hollywood press, so he took advantage of that cover...for years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (xT2tT)
Does Hollywood actually have a class in that as a follow up to the grooming sessions given how prevalent it seems to be?
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cedric the Entertainer at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (E0PSG)
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You laugh now you bourgeoisie swine, but zee camps vill be designed by me. Happy Fun camps indeed.
MUHAHA!
Posted by: Lars Von Trier at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (qlFIA)
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John Wayne did the same.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (2JVJo)
Wasn't Nana Visitor the hot ginger on DS9?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (KAi1n)
Yes.
In fact, on that show it seemed to me that all the actor's real names were all weirder than their character names.
Except for Terry Farrell.
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2020 03:51 PM (ufFY
/Looks perplexed
Posted by: Billy Mummy at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (d9rwJ)
Fucking Black Robed Masters snooze while America dies.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
Is that the Kubrick film?
That depressed me so much.
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (ufFY8)
I don't understand how that guy gets any money to make films, let alone the talent he pulls in. I mean Uwe Boll I kind of understand, but Lars isn't even doing a scam.
I watched one of his movies and it wasn't just not very well made, but it was soulless and terrible with oceans of pointless sexual content graphically portrayed for no good purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
*One of my defendants explained that he was hiding in the bushes outside a girl's bedroom window because, like OJ, he was trying to catch the real peeper.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Nice!
I've dealt with lots of men who've spend their time in prison, and MOST of them will just mouth the words they know they're supposed to say.
Occasionally though, when one of them really thinks they can be honest, they'll tell you the kid was a willing participant. Almost always. That's the thought process.
One guy I knew said he was wrong, knew he was wrong, and never should have done it. The girl was, I think, 15. He's probably the only one I've ever believed was being honest about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (ZSK0i)
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To be fair, that's the way LaBoeuf pronounced his name.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (yvr3o)
An otherwise great fun movie to watch. It was sad watching him to try pull of the accent. As you said about halfway thru they just said fuck it.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: ace at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (2JVJo)
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Something about Fritz Lang implanting proto-Illuminati messages into his German silent films should do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
Guess I was wrong, he's just a sexual deviant.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:45 PM (VpIIl)
Sweet KC? Carolina vinegar? Tangy Memphis? Why not dry rub 'em? Don't leave us hangin!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (l6b3d)
I filed this lawsuit on my own since time was of the essence. GA election was unlawful. It diluted our in-person votes & violated equal protection.
I do not know if my case will be successful. But the cherished right to vote belongs to each individual member of We The People.
Lin Wood @LLinWood 30m
Finally docketed in US Supreme Court!
https://supremecourt.gov/search.aspx?
filename=/docket/docketfiles/html/public/20-
799.html
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Nancy, with the funny face (and an extraneous comma). at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (oVv4i)
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Obligatory at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Cedric the Entertainer at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (E0PSG)
A shame you weren't funny with the 3rd season opening of The Neighborhood. What a complete SJW turd...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (ZSK0i)
He was passable in that because the role CALLED for his natural talents of having no expression or energy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (ufFY8)
I thought Matt Damon did really well in that role. La Boeuf is great as a self-aggrandizing lawman who isn't that smart, tries way too hard, and his actions mostly don't merit much plaudit. Although he did make one bully shot.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Mayhap Virginia Rappe?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (Rvt88)
The way I look at it, if your name would fit in to the Star Wars universe, or I can believe someone with your name blew up a church, or crossed the border with a van full of dead hookers, that's a suck ass name.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (hku12)
So, Moon Unit Zappa? Yes, no?
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (bCLt0)
Standard issue hippy nonsense.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (pNxlR)
Indiana Jones and the Turbo-charged Walker.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (wpPM0)
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John Wayne did the same.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (SYa/Z)
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Well it's in the book.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: AKA Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (W4eKo)
I don't understand how that guy gets any money to make films, let alone the talent he pulls in. I mean Uwe Boll I kind of understand, but Lars isn't even doing a scam.
I watched one of his movies and it wasn't just not very well made, but it was soulless and terrible with oceans of pointless sexual content graphically portrayed for no good purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
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So, you watched Antichrist, huh?
Absolute garbage.
However, they guy does have some talent. He's best when he's portraying depression, which he suffers from. The first half of Melancholia is absolutely fantastic as just a document of how depression can affect someone.
The second half is less so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
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That's the name of the chick in the French version of Teed Wolf.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
One guy I knew said he was wrong, knew he was wrong, and never
should have done it. The girl was, I think, 15. He's probably the only
one I've ever believed was being honest about it.
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LOVE IS LOVE H8TER!
Posted by: Coming in 2022 Under a Biden administration at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Idris Elba
He's actually really talented and capable, just wasted in the Marvel films. the show sucks but he's great in the BBC show Luther.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)
He makes some really bad film choices.
And while he may be the best performance (at least make) in Pacific Rim he still isn't good in Pacific Rim.
And then there is his super bad guy in the Fast and the Furious spinoff...
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: FKA Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (+2xjH)
Cedric the Entertainer was one of the worst named guys in show biz. He was NEVER funny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
>>>with everything going direct to video, the age of the Highly Paid Star is over
may it be so
Posted by: ace at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (nuqdl)
Yep. There will be no more Summer blockbusters or Christmas blockbusters to pay actors 25M just to show up and read.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (EwJHm)
Idris Elba is entertaining. He's been in some bad movies, but honestly
he is usually one of the better things in those dumb movies.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (qlFIA)
And a hardcore racialist scumbag.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (VpIIl)
He was passable in that because the role CALLED for his natural talents of having no expression or energy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)
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He got in bad trouble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
in was a movie called Disturbia.
I liked it at the time, but nowadays I avoid movies by actors that hate us.
If I really want to see something I'll wait till it comes out on Redbox where it's like 2.00.
I want these condescending, virtue signaling, jerks to be out of work.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (NpAcC)
He's a decent actor. He's been in some other good ones, like Holes when he was younger and The Peanut Butter Falcon more recently. Shame about the choky choky.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (yvr3o)
"If Mama Cass had given her sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today"
Posted by: AltonJackson (This claim about election fraud is disputed...) at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (DUIap)
LOL! That is so ... Horde!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Paying attention to the credits a couple episodes later, it was none other than Adrienne Barbeau. Last time I saw her was in Carnivale, a pretty good series canceled too soon like Firefly.
Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2020 03:58 PM (f+paC)
I thought Matt Damon did really well in that role. La Boeuf is great as a self-aggrandizing lawman who isn't that smart, tries way too hard, and his actions mostly don't merit much plaudit. Although he did make one bully shot.
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Well considering his competition was Glen Campbell that's not saying much. I think Robert Duvall's Ned Pepper was spot on.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:58 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 11, 2020 03:50 PM (OssQ4)
The female Indiana Jones is named Lara Croft.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2020 03:58 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2020 03:58 PM (w8viZ)
That's the one! That was not recent, though (my bad memory).
Shia is no different than Brittney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes. Well. one big difference is that he became the abuser as an adult. But still, the pattern is there -- Hollywood uses and abuses these kids, then gets 'em on drugs and cuts them loose. It's sick.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 03:58 PM (bDqIh)
Instead of being in a wheelchair, he had an ankle bracelet because of probation or something.
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Woke Fact Checker Pajama Kid at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (AiZBA)
Give him a break. He canceled the apocalypse.
Posted by: Wally at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: FKA Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Asswipe Johnson at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: AltonJackson (This claim about election fraud is disputed...) at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (DUIap)
LOL! That is so ... Horde!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM (pNxlR)
IT's also been a meme since the '80's
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (AiZBA)
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You laugh now you bourgeoisie swine, but zee camps vill be designed by me. Happy Fun camps indeed.
MUHAHA!
Posted by: Lars Von Trier
The Camps will just be us being forced to watch Melancholia 24/7/365 until we kill ourselves.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
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I thought he was pretty funny in "Intolerable Cruelty", but then, he was being directed by the Coen Bros. Haven't really seen him in anything else.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (cvmP3)
Hunter Biden would be a good guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (wpPM0)
I thought the tool sounded more like "LaBehf" but, well, French...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (cvmP3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (xT2tT)
Oh agreed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (GbPPJ)
I thought Matt Damon did really well in that role. La Boeuf is great as a self-aggrandizing lawman who isn't that smart, tries way too hard, and his actions mostly don't merit much plaudit. Although he did make one bully shot.
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Well considering his competition was Glen Campbell that's not saying much. I think Robert Duvall's Ned Pepper was spot on.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:58 PM (SYa/Z)
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I have some other gripes about the movie but the casting was universally great.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (yvr3o)
Was he ever bad in a role? Ever? I cannot remember any character he played which I was disappointed by. He's done some real turkeys (the Handmaid's Tale film) but he is always solid platinum.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
This guy looks like he may be a threat pets and toddlers and professional acting.
It's frightening!
Posted by: Mr. Bone at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: FKA Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (W4eKo)
Mine is out shoveling the driveway. While it's still snowing. A lot.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2020 03:57 PM
Workin' on it, boss!
Posted by: AT&T & HBOMax at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (DMUuz)
But I do expect that their will be virtual actors in the future that will take over and rid us of these egotistical busybodies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (r+sAi)
Prometheus.
Posted by: Woke Fact Checker Pajama Kid
I seem to recall his character committed suicide while killing several other crew members by doing something really stupid, because "why not?!"
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (BM2fS)
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John Wayne did the same.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (SYa/Z)
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Well it's in the book.
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I know. A damn fine book it is.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:01 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 04:01 PM (wpPM0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 03:58 PM (SYa/Z)
I think Barry Pepper did a great job in the reprise.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2020 04:01 PM (H8QX8)
Was he ever bad in a role? Ever? I cannot remember any character he played which I was disappointed by. He's done some real turkeys (the Handmaid's Tale film) but he is always solid platinum.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Great actor. Lonesome Dove, he was awesome.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Asswipe Johnson at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Thanks for your time, Mr. Asswipe!
Posted by: Interviewee at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (w8viZ)
Posted by: Tom From WashSquare at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (s0h8C)
Shia once told and officer he was going straight to hell because he was black. He was drunk, but still... true colors revealed itself.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (NpAcC)
162 Bet you can't guess who Time's Mag named person (s) of the year, you only get one guess.....Not Trump as you would expect.
Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (cvmP3)
Hunter Biden would be a good guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (wpPM0)
90 Million Biden Voters?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (EwJHm)
Dem State Senators of PA had an amicus, which again tortured the TX argument for their own benefit.
Posted by: And who the bleep is Ron Heuer? at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (BBWrU)
Got him off the set early so he could shower enough to separate himself from the entire project.
Strange-looking girl.
That Mia Goth chick is really weird looking too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (U8UiW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: FKA Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (W4eKo)
Mine is out shoveling the driveway. While it's still snowing. A lot.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (zNpyh)
Snowing?. Where?.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (arJlL)
Not raised right.
Don't let your kids near hollywood.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (sfhL4)
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"But money."
-Hollywood parents
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
But I do expect that their will be virtual actors in the future that will take over and rid us of these egotistical busybodies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
I've been thinking of watching that. Thanks for the reminder. I'll check it out and let you know what I think.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
Is that the Kubrick film?
That depressed me so much.
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (ufFY
The one Kubrick wanted to make but didn't because he couldn't figure out what he wanted the end message to be (and this from the guy who did Full Metal Jacket and had two movies that didn't much fit together in one).
So Spielberg did it after Kubrick died in tribute.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (Ojki1)
I thought Matt Damon did really well in that role. La Boeuf is great as a self-aggrandizing lawman who isn't that smart, tries way too hard, and his actions mostly don't merit much plaudit. Although he did make one bully shot.
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Well considering his competition was Glen Campbell that's not saying much. I think Robert Duvall's Ned Pepper was spot on.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020
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I think Campbell pronounces it "LaBuff," and John Wayne's Rooster mangles it into "La Beef."
"If I ever meet one of you Texas waddies that ain't]/i] drunk out of a hoofprint, I'll . . . I'll shake his hand and buy him a Daniel Webster cee-gar."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (yvr3o)
Yeah, considering the way a lot of them made the megabucks was a % of box office instead of a high up front salary.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (bDqIh)
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I'm sure he was crying all the way to the bank.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (Uhu8A)
Was he ever bad in a role? Ever? I cannot remember any character he played which I was disappointed by. He's done some real turkeys (the Handmaid's Tale film) but he is always solid platinum.
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He lives just outside of NOVA in Plains, VA, now. I've often thought of hanging out there and see if I meet him. Not a far drive. I also had a female co-worker who in her younger days had Duvall hitting up on her hard. Evidently he likes pussy a lot.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (yvr3o)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
If I ever do a Hallowe'en post about Nosferatu, I have a bit about the esoteric symbols written on the contract Orlok reads. They actually have a meaning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (2JVJo)
To recap:
A black family owned a home (the "Red House") in North Portland free and clear since the 1950s.
In 2007, one of the members of the family negligently killed someone in an auto accident, and a mortgage was taken out on the house to pay the legal defense charges.
The family then decided that they were "sovereign citizens" and citizens of the "Salish-Moor Republic", not Americans. Among other things, this meant that they didn't have to pay the mortgage back. (They also claimed that the mortgage wasn't valid because it had been sold - which is a common trope among these "sovereign citizens" nutters.)
So, despite filing multiple lawsuits filled with legal gibberish, the house was sold at auction in 2018. The family was evicted in September, broke back into the house, and Antifa started guarding the house to prevent a second eviction, since this was obviously an example of black people being oppressed by the racist legal system.
The cops showed up on Tuesday to evict the squatters, but Antifa was forewarned, and drove the outnumbered cops away in disorder. Antifa then established a large "autonomous zone" around the house, heavily barricaded, and patrolled by people with AR-15s.
A GoFundMe has raised $290,000(!) to buy the Red House back from the terrified person who bought the house at auction, who has been threatened both by the family and by Antifa.
After all, you can't make a black family homeless during a pandemic, right?
Well, it turns out today that the family owns a second house a couple of miles away, worth $650,000. They've been living there since September - they had actually rented out the Red House to someone else, even though they don't own it. Antifa has been out in the mud guarding the family's rental.
So, this family has extracted $290,000 from gullible Portland leftists who had been told that the family would be homeless without the Red House. Sadly, the GoFundMe will now probably be taken down, and the family probably won't get the money, but they nearly pulled off one of the all-time grifts in Portland history.
Remember, there's a Leftist born every minute.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (0jZnq)
I mean, Crispin Glover can really act, as can Nick Cage. But they're still freaks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
It's just Trump and getting us out of wars. There's nothing to protest, so I need an out let.
DAMN THAT REVERSE HITLER!!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2020 04:04 PM (V9+3c)
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What in the hell kind of name is Shia, anyway?
Posted by: AKA Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM
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It's twink-speak for twink.
Posted by: irright at December 11, 2020 04:04 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 04:04 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2020 03:55 PM (Rvt8
That's an idea. She really wasn't the disease-raddled whore she has been portrayed as. If I can whip something up within half an hour or so, I'll do her.
Thanks!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2020 04:04 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 04:04 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Just another moron at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (L+Liv)
Yes because any lawyer who wins 90% of his SCOTUS arguments is just itching to lose one.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: FKA Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (W4eKo)
Maybe he just needed an excuse to get away from the wife for an hour. You know, with covid, a lot of people are a bit on edge due to lack of social interactions and being locked in a house with their families.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)
Where are her eyebrows?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (zNpyh)
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True, they didnt look as good as a Flying Fortress, but they had a longer range
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM
Well, given the Moron News Service informed us a day or two ago who the four finalists were (and that, sadly, Mr. Ace O'Spades was not amongst them), we should now have a 33% chance of being correct.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (DMUuz)
So Spielberg did it after Kubrick died in tribute.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (Ojki1)
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No, he knew the ending he wanted, and Spielberg filmed that ending.
What Kubrick couldn't answer was whether David's love was real or just a program. Since he couldn't decide, he felt like he didn't understand the story enough to actually make it even with all the prep he had already done.
What Spielberg did was answer the question of whether David's love was real with a quick "yes", and he went and made the movie.
The most Spielberg section is Rouge City, which Kubrick hadn't really dug into with the same kind of detail as he had the opening and the ending of the film. It's also, as you might expect, the messiest section.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (LvTSG)
If I remember right, she was in love with the guy in the band who ended up screwing the blonde chick who couldn't really sing and later was banging his own daughter, so she moved on to the other guy in the band who then also slept with the blonde chick who couldn't sing. Finally, Mama Cass told the blonde chick "You can have any man you want, why do you have to pick these two?".
She then went solo, ate a ham sammich, then died.
The blonde chick is still alive I believe. Probably still putting out too.
Groovy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (R/m4+)
Was he ever bad in a role? Ever? I cannot remember any character he played which I was disappointed by. He's done some real turkeys (the Handmaid's Tale film) but he is always solid platinum.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)
Great actor. Lonesome Dove, he was awesome.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020
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Don't forget Open Range.
I've seen some of Duvall's early performances, including a Fugitive from 1964 or '65. Dynamite stuff. Remember he was the original Harry Roat, the villain, on stage in Wait Until Dark in 1966.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:06 PM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Jude Law
Yeah I never got him. He's got a great look but he has the personality of an empty can of spam. There's nothing there. Nothing. No passion, no expression, no emotion. I'd cast him as an android but that's it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
AI was the one role I thought Jude Law wasn't at least hot in. Most of his stuff is thoroughly forgettable, but he is quite easy on the eyes if you ignore that movie.
Posted by: Catherine at December 11, 2020 04:06 PM (5ihJp)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2020 04:06 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
If I ever do a Hallowe'en post about Nosferatu, I have a bit about the esoteric symbols written on the contract Orlok reads. They actually have a meaning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (2JVJo)
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Dammit, that's Murnau. I said Lang!
Seriously, though, that's cool. That contract did look kind of slapped together to me. It's neat that it actually contains some meaning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:07 PM (LvTSG)
I have sympathies with the actors who signed on to the project to begin with. How cool is the idea of an Alien prequel directed by Ridley Scott? Sci Fi is in his wheelhouse, he makes masterpieces?
Yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 04:07 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:07 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won
Meh. You don't win cases at SCOTUS on oral argument. You can lose them on oral argument but if your briefs aren't winning for you, you lose unless SCOTUS does your work for you (and given SCOTUS's purpose, that does happen).
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 04:07 PM (KAi1n)
The blonde chick is still alive I believe. Probably still putting out too.
Groovy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (R/m4+)
Michelle Phillips
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (HrMC1)
Idris Elba is entertaining. He's been in some bad movies, but honestly
he is usually one of the better things in those dumb movies.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2020 03:49 PM (qlFIA)
And a hardcore racialist scumbag.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2020 03:56 PM (xT2tT)
I've heard him speak when he wasn't acting. He is the male, black version of a dumb blond. Dumber than a bag of rusty hammers.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: valsafe at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (9Aon7)
Easy and it cuts down on the stress.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (0jZnq)
I've seen him in a few things, and the name never sticks for me. I'll watch a film, not sure who is played by the actor/actress named "Idris," and then when the credits roll, I'll be like "oh, it's a dude. And he was the stern but good looking black guy."
I think Hollowood has been doing this for decades, having some token black guy who is good looking, and can display gravitas on screen. They're always overrated, and if the industry can throw awards at them, it just means they, establishment Hollowood, are good people, better than you.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (hku12)
Who here remembers Fort LaBoeuf and its place in the founding of this country?
Robert Dinwiddie, the governor of Virginia, sent the 21-year-old George Washington to Fort Le Boeuf with seven escorts, in order to deliver a message to the French demanding that they leave the Ohio Country. Dinwiddie's initiative was in response to the French building forts in the Ohio Country. Washington took Christopher Gist along as his guide; during the trip, Gist saved the young Washington's life on two separate occasions. Washington and Gist arrived at Fort Le Boeuf on 11 December 1753. Jacques Legardeur de Saint-Pierre, commandant at Fort Le Boeuf, a tough veteran of the west, received Washington politely, but contemptuously rejected his blustering ultimatum.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:06 PM (yvr3o)
He was good in an episode of The Outer Limits
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: red speck at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (bCLt0)
Randy Quaid > Shia LePoof and Joaquin Hairlipix
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM
And with the Belgian Health Minister now banning non-essential sexual activities involving more than 3 people indoors, those social interactions are going to be even harder to come by.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2020 04:09 PM (DMUuz)
AI the film was shyte. The rodeo sequence ..... the over the top sentimentality of the blue fairy scene.
Serious Cinema!
Posted by: 13times at December 11, 2020 04:09 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 04:09 PM (H5knJ)
That's pretty much his only virtue. I enjoyed Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (it managed to make Gwenyth Paltrow actually likable) but he's almost a nonentity through the whole thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)
Who here remembers Fort LaBoeuf and its place in the founding of this country?
Robert Dinwiddie, the governor of Virginia, sent the 21-year-old George Washington to Fort Le Boeuf with seven escorts, in order to deliver a message to the French demanding that they leave the Ohio Country. Dinwiddie's initiative was in response to the French building forts in the Ohio Country. Washington took Christopher Gist along as his guide; during the trip, Gist saved the young Washington's life on two separate occasions. Washington and Gist arrived at Fort Le Boeuf on 11 December 1753. Jacques Legardeur de Saint-Pierre, commandant at Fort Le Boeuf, a tough veteran of the west, received Washington politely, but contemptuously rejected his blustering ultimatum.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (pNxlR)
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I wrote a fantasy-horror version of that story in a novel where Washington is pursued by a vampiric creature from France that speaks Old French.
It's amazing...and sitting on my hard drive with nothing to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
I don't recall Joaquin being physically or sexually abusive? He's weird, but not dangerous. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
Cruz is a political opportunist extraordinaire with the stink of doom
all over him. Sorry, but his willingness to 'argue' the Texas case
prefigures its failure. He knows it's going nowhere, which is why he
wants to get involved - squeeze its rotting corpse for whatever
political gain he can get.
Posted by: Just another moron at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (L+Liv)
Yes because any lawyer who wins 90% of his SCOTUS arguments is just itching to lose one.
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I'm a big Cruz fan. But I'd absolutely agree he is a political opportunist. But so what. He is opportuning for the fighting side. So much is made about how certain members of the GOP are doing nothing. Yet, when a prominent Senator goes out and fights for Trump, you call him an opportunist.
People call Cruz unlikable. Yet, he goes out and wins a primary few thought he would win, turning a semi-conservative Texas Senate seat into a very conservative Texas Senate seat.
He fights against Trump in the primary, basically coming in 2nd, and we certainly know he was not the GOPe's top choice. And after a rather bitter campaign that left many Trump supporters upset with him, Cruz has been one of the biggest backers of the Trump agenda.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 04:10 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2020 03:52 PM
Well, given the Moron News Service informed us a day or two ago who the four finalists were (and that, sadly, Mr. Ace O'Spades was not amongst them), we should now have a 33% chance of being correct.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Yeah. Biden.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2020 04:10 PM (3XqsM)
Posted by: FKA Twigs at December 11, 2020 03:59 PM (W4eKo)
Is he masked up?
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 11, 2020 04:10 PM (8k7U7)
"But only one at a time"
--Sidney Poitier, Denzel Washington, etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (HrMC1)
That's her. Couldn't sing but she sure was hot in her day.
Thanks Joe!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 04:10 PM (R/m4+)
Is he the greatest actor? No.
There are definitely worse.
Like that hump Ryan Phillape. Although he's in one of the best movies of all time, Gosford Park, so there's that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (V9+3c)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (l1C8z)
Posted by: Cary Grant at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (HrMC1)
That's her. Couldn't sing but she sure was hot in her day.
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She could hold a mic just the right way, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM (HrMC1)
That's her. Couldn't sing but she sure was hot in her day.
Thanks Joe!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 04:10 PM (R/m4+)
Mackenzie Phillips - MOM?
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (bCLt0)
Groovy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (R/m4+)
I saw a documentary recently, about Mackenzie.
Yeah, the blonde chick appears to be still around, and still gettin' around. She's still good looking too.
Mackenzie Phillips also seems to, against all odds, have turned her life around, and is somewhat sane these days.
Last I heard, I mean.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (hku12)
I don't care that it was, apparently, from Zuckerberg. Could be from anyone/anywhere.
WTFFFFF?
Are there precincts of police departments supported by private $? Can I sponsor a nuclear submarine?
WTFFFF?
No more basic govt. function ("public good") than the conduct of elections. How the F can private money of any dimension or origin have anything to do with it?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (OTzUX)
the stink of doom all over him. Sorry, but his willingness to 'argue'
the Texas case prefigures its failure. He knows it's going nowhere,
which is why he wants to get involved - squeeze its rotting corpse for
whatever political gain he can get.
Posted by: Just another moron at December 11, 2020 03:48 PM (L+Liv)
Yes because any lawyer who wins 90% of his SCOTUS arguments is just itching to lose one.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (+2xjH)
I don't think the problem with the Texas case is SCOTUS, it's the remedy of asking gope legislatures to do the right thing with their electors. I just got an email from PA speaker Cutler which asserts "We [the PA legislature] do not have the authority to unilaterally seat our own presidential electors." Full stop.
There was never any solution to the problems facing America that included the Republican party.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (kOpft)
Moon is a nice name.
Posted by: Chandni at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2020
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Man, if I'd lived in LA in my high school days --!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (dfRN6)
I really liked Drive but he was almost not there. Anyone could have played that role and it wouldn't have been any different.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (SYa/Z)
Twisty time travel movie. Super good. Spanish. Highly recommended.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Glen Campbell at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (T/D/t)
Like that hump Ryan Phillape. Although he's in one of the best movies of all time, Gosford Park, so there's that.
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Wait, not Cruel Intentions?
Posted by: Obligatory at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (bCLt0)
No, Michelle is not Mackenzie's mom.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
"Yondah lies da castle of my foddah"
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (SYa/Z)
He did? Really?
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (bCLt0)
Watch him in Dom Hemingway, he did good as a lead in that one. Entertaining movie too.
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (bCLt0)
No, Michelle is not Mackenzie's mom.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (hku12)
Thanks. Did not know.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:14 PM (bCLt0)
Groovy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 04:05 PM (R/m4+)
Michelle Phillips
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2020 04:08 PM
Getting old. Michelle Phillips.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4weg4jv
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 11, 2020 04:14 PM (2GPSc)
I wrote a fantasy-horror version of that story in a novel where Washington is pursued by a vampiric creature from France that speaks Old French.
It's amazing...and sitting on my hard drive with nothing to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus
That's an interesting take on the journey.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 04:14 PM (pNxlR)
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And with the Belgian Health Minister now banning
non-essential sexual activities involving more than 3 people indoors,
those social interactions are going to be even harder to come by.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2020 04:09 PM
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Belgie fourpling c'est la mort? Sacre bleu!
Posted by: irright at December 11, 2020 04:14 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (SYa/Z)
He did? Really?
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According to his daughter McKenzie, yeah. Don't really know cuz the daughter was a fruit too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (C22m7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI)
There was never any solution to the problems facing America that included the Republican party.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (kOpft)
If SCOTUS tells them to figure it out, then they do have that authority.
The state legislatures want to play a game where they claim that their hands are tied, and that they have to respect the electoral results, even though the results are unconstitutional bullshit. All that Texas and the other states are asking for SCOTUS to do is to call bullshit on that argument.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (jOcSX)
People call Cruz unlikable. Yet, he goes out and wins a primary few thought he would win, turning a semi-conservative Texas Senate seat into a very conservative Texas Senate seat.
He fights against Trump in the primary, basically coming in 2nd, and we certainly know he was not the GOPe's top choice. And after a rather bitter campaign that left many Trump supporters upset with him, Cruz has been one of the biggest backers of the Trump agenda.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 04:10 PM (sX1BW)
I don't fully trust Cruz, but when you get down to it, he's lightyears better than most Republicans. Perfection ain't going to happen in this battle, we need fighters, and perfect fighters don't exist.
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: Cary Grant at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (SYa/Z)
He did? Really?
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (bCLt0)
Yep. Sick bastard
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020
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His first movie role, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
Weird, huh?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
Yeah.Backed him, pre Trump. He is great in his areas of expertise.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (bCLt0)
I wrote a fantasy-horror version of that story in a novel where Washington is pursued by a vampiric creature from France that speaks Old French.
It's amazing...and sitting on my hard drive with nothing to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus
That's an interesting take on the journey.
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James, does this story have a homosexual subplot to it? If it does, it will sell big.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (0jZnq)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (sX1BW)
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Some people expect 100% perfection. Cruz isn't perfect. So he's a Chinese spy or whatever.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won
Meh. You don't win cases at SCOTUS on oral argument. You can lose them on oral argument but if your briefs aren't winning for you, you lose unless SCOTUS does your work for you (and given SCOTUS's purpose, that does happen).
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 04:07 PM (KAi1n)
None of that argument changes the fact he's pretty good at that sort of thing. Certianly doesn't lead credence to the line about this case going no where.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (+2xjH)
WTFFFFF?
Are there precincts of police departments supported by private $? Can I sponsor a nuclear submarine?
WTFFFF?
No more basic govt. function ("public good") than the conduct of elections. How the F can private money of any dimension or origin have anything to do with it?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (OTzUX)
yeah, it's problematic.
It sounds like there was some non profit in Chicago that gave out hundreds of millions of Zuck's dollars to counties / municipalities in grants to help them with the election.
Funny that the same group that REEEEEs about private prisons is okay with private elections, as long as their billionaire is the one paying for it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (UPoLF)
So as I sort of expect, the *best* we're looking at is a comprehensive failure of the bipeds by default called "Americans" at all levels, in all the branches save the federal executive*, to do their job and follow the law and common sense.
But really we ought to hope that the gigantic final failure comes at the state legislature level. Might as well have clarity that the national collapse is real, not imagined.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (OTzUX)
I thought it was la boof!
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (LilNs)
Soros and other Leftists have funded positions in state attorney general's offices to go after certain crimes.
So yeah, you have state actors being funded by private interests.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
Your very own police force is ready for you now! It's in Detroit though.
Posted by: Omni Consumer Products at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:11 PM (bCLt0)
No, Michelle is not Mackenzie's mom.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (hku12)
Thanks. Did not know.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020
*
*
According to IMDb, Mackenzie is John Phillips's daughter. Michelle was her stepmother.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (yvr3o)
He did do some terrific plagiarisms
https://time.com/6094/shia-labeouf-plagiarism-scandal/
Posted by: ace at December 11, 2020 03:39 PM (nuqdl)
Is he an AI? Seems like it from all these examples.
Posted by: soulpile at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (VTLGo)
344 337 331 John Phillips was a Bukowski. He'd fuck anything including his daughter.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (SYa/Z)
He did? Really?
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According to his daughter McKenzie, yeah. Don't really know cuz the daughter was a fruit too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (SYa/Z)
Sheesh. sorry I learned that.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (bCLt0)
I wrote a fantasy-horror version of that story in a novel where Washington is pursued by a vampiric creature from France that speaks Old French.
It's amazing...and sitting on my hard drive with nothing to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus
That's an interesting take on the journey.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 04:14 PM (pNxlR)
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I fell in love with the base story the first time I read about it in a bio of Washington, and I tried to write a straight version of it a few years back. My preparation was shit, and I bailed in the second chapter.
I kept thinking about it, though, and the monster idea gained some purchase. I told my father-in-law's girlfriend the idea, and she kind of flipped for it and encouraged that I write it.
I read Joseph Campbell's The Hero with a Thousand Faces in preparation to help me with archetypes and the creation of the monster. The Half-King is a prominent character, and he seems to play well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (LvTSG)
There are members of the Horde who are the world's only true conservatives. I don't even like Cruz, but being mad at him for being willing to lend a hand in a Sisyphean task is a sign of rabies. Who gives a shit what his motives are? Does it help it us, yes or no? Obviously, yes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 04:18 PM (H5knJ)
The old ways are best.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:18 PM (SYa/Z)
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No politician should be fully trusted. But frankly, Cruz has earned more trustworthiness than most. I'm glad he is an opportunist because he also knows where his base of support lies. He caters to it so that he never has to "shore" it up.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 04:18 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 11, 2020 04:18 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:12 PM (SYa/Z)
He did? Really?
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According to his daughter McKenzie, yeah. Don't really know cuz the daughter was a fruit too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (SYa/Z)
Well, that's how cause and effect work.
It's a credible claim, given who he was, and how she behaved at the time. She's told a consistent story ever since, and those closest to her believe her.
Unlike her reprobate father, who never grew up and never seemed to learn a damn thing about being a decent human being, Mackenzie has turned into a responsible and decent person.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 04:18 PM (hku12)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 04:18 PM (arJlL)
Some state legislatures, even if controlled by R's, also can't convene without Gov approval or a supermajority. For all I know, the legitimacy of such restrictions might also be challenged at SCOTUS vis-a-vis the Electors Clause.
Posted by: Tying everyone's hands at December 11, 2020 04:18 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 04:18 PM (H5knJ)
And helping us for the wrong reasons is better than selling us to the Chinese for any reason.
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
I don't know. I've never liked him. Reminds me of an overly patronizing used car salesman.
That said, that personality type does tend to do pretty well as litigators, so...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (SYa/Z)
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Heh.
It'll sell well to agents. It will sell badly in the market.
As opposed to how the story actually is which sells terribly to agents but would probably sell pretty well in the market.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kurt at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (CNzV+)
Posted by: free tibet at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (UMXod)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (sX1BW)
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Some people expect 100% perfection. Cruz isn't perfect. So he's a Chinese spy or whatever.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (22mNy)
Maybe because they finally deciphered the message he sent to the San Francisco Chronicle years ago: https://nypost.com/2020/12/11/zodiac-killers-1969-cipher-puzzle-finally-solved/
Posted by: valsafe at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (9Aon7)
This last-minute, backroom deal sh*t is wrong. It is contrary to what the Constitution is about. It's exactly what the Founders were rebelling against and trying their damndest to avoid.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
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They will, and they already do. My concern is that they're going to turn around and send up the China slate of electors anyway.
I think the better argument, to the extent we want to work within the Constitution and the courts, is to throw out the mail-in ballots and take the decision out of the hands of those legislatures.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
********
People are never happy.
Cruz is my senator and he tends to listen to his constituents.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (NpAcC)
That said, that personality type does tend to do pretty well as litigators, so...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (UPoLF)
In other words, lawyer.
He's a lawyer.
He sounds like a lawyer.
He acts like a lawyer.
But he's our lawyer.
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (0jZnq)
Christmas Eve is now a federal holiday in 2020, according to an executive order signed by President Trump today.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (0jZnq)
Yeah, I don't mean it to sound disparaging, I just don't know what the fuss is about.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (hku12)
Have you read the Monster Hunter books?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (bDqIh)
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I'm glad to hear that. I hope its true. She was painful to look at during her TeeVee career.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:21 PM (SYa/Z)
With the right it's 100% or fuck you, you're a sellout piece of shit backstabbing traitor.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:21 PM (22mNy)
Even though I haven't yet seen evidence this bizarre and inappropriate funding was linked to known illegal or improper behavior. Amistad group seems on top of it, they might have documented such behavior and I haven't seen it.
And, the "*" in previous comment was to point out that it cannot be excluded that the federal executive, in the form of the DOJ, has failed here. Apart from some postal inspector investigation of mail shenanigans in PA, I am not aware of any investigations at all. Though there was that widely misreported but *still* odd Barr statement about no evidence of fraud being found - yet.
Cue all the ritualistic denunciations of Barr, but actual true details of any investigations would be more useful, or historical context about how much such investigation is historically "normal" for presidential elections.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 04:21 PM (OTzUX)
He's a forgettable blank slate, when Watson is supposed to be the Victorian everyman English gentleman. Downey was very entertaining as Holmes but wasn't really Sherlock either so I guess we could just treat the films as simply an elseworlds lark with people who happen to have similar names and roles in an alternate universe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (KZzsI)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1337503475660435457
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (CZm2G)
Have you read the Monster Hunter books?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (bDqIh)
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I've read the first. It was entertaining.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 11, 2020 04:15 PM (Msrhc)
You hit on something here that has been bugging me. Surrounding the Cruz hate... on the way to hating him you(collective you) are passing about 1,000 RINO sell out squishes to declare Cruz a loser and opportunist.
He's in politics... of COURSE he's an opportunist. What you want is a guy to see opportunity in doing what you want.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (oVJmc)
He's a lawyer.
He sounds like a lawyer.
He acts like a lawyer.
But he's our lawyer.
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (Msrhc)
Yeah, that's fair.
However, his dad did kill JFK, so there's that ...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (UPoLF)
Trump Won!
Posted by: demoncrat at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (kM1wi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at December 11, 2020 04:23 PM (a4EWo)
Yeah I used to have a huge crush on Valerie Bertinelli when One Day At A Time was on TV but never liked her. Now I look at an episode and like the mom best
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)
Falling in "love" with politicians is a sure fire way to end up disappointed.
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:23 PM (0jZnq)
With the right it's 100% or fuck you, you're a sellout piece of shit backstabbing traitor.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:21 PM (22mNy)
Is anyone actually *happy* with politics?
It exists, and I contend with it.
That said, ideological purity is overrated as long as you can count on someone to vote the right way when it counts.
However, any percentage of selling America down the river to benefit the Chinese is too damn high.
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 11, 2020 04:23 PM (Msrhc)
With the right it's 100% or fuck you, you're a sellout piece of shit backstabbing traitor.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:21 PM (22mNy)
************
NAILED IT!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2020 04:23 PM (NpAcC)
...
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 04:16 PM (OTzUX)
Just to be clear, I'm in Cook County, where elections have been a joke for a very long time. I'm on the PA Speaker's mailing list because Eric Metaxas and Dick Morris put out a list weeks ago of contact information for the legislative leaders of the states in play.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2020 04:24 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (kTF2Z)
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That was where I developed a thing for Blythe Danner.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 11, 2020 04:24 PM (dfRN6)
Christmas Eve is now a federal holiday in 2020, according to an executive order signed by President Trump today.
He should make them come in on Christmas.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2020 04:24 PM (oVJmc)
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I'm glad to hear that. I hope its true. She was painful to look at during her TeeVee career.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:21 PM (SYa/Z)
Latest entry in Wiki, to the extent that can be believed, which it tends to be with this type of thing, she's done a few guest spots on a reboot of One Day At a Time. Playing a drug counselor... which is what she does in real life now.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 04:24 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy, Marky, Ritchie, Elvis and C.J at December 11, 2020 04:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:24 PM (22mNy)
But if you change it to Biggie Fries, he hands you a McRib **
** For. a limited time
Posted by: db at December 11, 2020 04:24 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (IHRQq)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1337503475660435457
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (CZm2G)
Michael Flynn will be appearing at the Stop the Steal rally tomorrow, 11 am, National Mall.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4svg522
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (2GPSc)
Yeah supposedly McKenzie Phillips' dad was molesting her and photos from
the time make that all too plausible a charge. Poor girl
I think I read dear old dad got her hooked on heroin too.
Posted by: dartist at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (+ya+t)
has been docketed with the U.S. Supreme Court.
https://supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/
20/20-799/163574/20201211141354816_
20201211-141309-95752208-00000956.pdf
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Oh, that too. Hell, a list of Duvall great movies/ roles would be huge! Starring or costarring. How about The Apostle? Or his part in Jack Reacher??
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah I used to have a huge crush on Valerie Bertinelli when One Day At A Time was on TV but never liked her. Now I look at an episode and like the mom best
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I'd have fucked Valerie and the Mom. McKenzie, not so much.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (SYa/Z)
So he rewards the deep state that destroyed his presidency with an extra day off? I don't get fucking get.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 04:26 PM (IXA9E)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 11, 2020 04:26 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: valsafe at December 11, 2020 04:19 PM (9Aon7)
I just finished a book which posits that there never was a "Zodiac." The author says the first four killings were drug-related, the Lake Berryessa stabbings were by a park ranger and the cabbie killing was a short-order cook who was already a suspect in cab robberies.
I should talk about it on the Book Thread.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2020 04:26 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2020 04:22 PM (kTF2Z)
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That's it. I couldn't think of it. One of those movies that ran an regular rotation on HBO when i was younger.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 11, 2020 04:26 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Perfection. Also his Augustus "Gus" McCrae character in Lonesome Dove.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 04:26 PM (BM2fS)
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So, what is sexual battery? Is it groping?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 04:26 PM
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Your ignorance is why your vibrator keeps quitting.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 11, 2020 04:27 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 11, 2020 04:27 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 11, 2020 04:27 PM (a0IVu)
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I had that too. Hot piece.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (SYa/Z)
Perfection. Also his Augustus "Gus" McCrae character in Lonesome Dove.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 04:26 PM (BM2fS)
Maybe his best. Teamed with Tommy Lee Jones. Acting greatness.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 04:03 PM (arJlL)
Hiya, JT!
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON
How's freedom treating you ?
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 11, 2020 04:27 PM (SchQD)
Your's simply runs out of gas. Or are you up to the diesel model for better economy and torque?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 04:29 PM (IXA9E)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 04:29 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
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You shut your whore mouth!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2020 04:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Casting: We need a walking, talking grimace.
Tommy Lee Jones: I'm available.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 04:29 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 04:26 PM
Sexual heeling > sexual battery
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 11, 2020 04:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:29 PM (22mNy)
436 Remember when Duvall got jerked off by a machine in THX-1138?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Well, no. In a movie, I hope.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:30 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: db at December 11, 2020 04:30 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho
Sitting on their hands, waiting for the electors to meet and vote on Monday the 14th, whereupon they'll issue a one page "miscellaneous" order: "Too Late."
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 04:30 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 04:25 PM (H5knJ)
Yeah, y'all got to check out the sidebar.
HAI! HAI! HAI! HAI!
This is what I imagine 2021 will be like. To paraphrase Orwell,
the sound of a giant log punching a human crotch, over and over again, forever.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2020 04:30 PM (l6b3d)
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Never saw that. Same with Zardoz with Sean Connery. Not sure I want to see either.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:30 PM (SYa/Z)
I'm not sure when made but he was good in "Peanut Butter Falcon". The Down's Syndrome dude was also good.
Posted by: nip at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (cpS4u)
20/20-799/163574/20201211141354816_
20201211-141309-95752208-00000956.pdf
Looks like he's saying there's no time to fart around in the lower courts. "Take my case too and consolidate it with what you've got." Makes sense.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (KAi1n)
Christmas Eve is now a federal holiday in 2020, according to an executive order signed by President Trump today.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 11, 2020 04:20 PM (2GPSc)
Other than to give government workers a "pop", I don't know why they don't just make this a permanent thing since presidents have been doing this every year since at least W.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (Ojki1)
Great, I'm lead by idiots
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (arJlL)
Not till tomorrow.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: dartist at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (+ya+t)
mRNA vaccine by Moderna contains
*Luciferin* dissolved with *66.6* ml
of distilled *phosphate* buffer solution.
https://patents.google.com/patent/
US20120251618A1/en
https://sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-
dentistry/luciferin
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 04:30 PM (BM2fS)
If they do that, well, as much as I like Thomas and Barrett they deserve the irrelevancy they will find themselves in when Biden packs the court. They are nothing but paper tigers.
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (8zfrc)
With the right it's 100% or fuck you, you're a sellout piece of shit backstabbing traitor.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:21 PM (22mNy)
************
NAILED IT!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2020 04:23 PM (NpAcC)
I certainly understand the sentiment behind the comment, but with the GOPe, what 60% are we actually getting?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (RO9ap)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)
mRNA vaccine by Moderna contains
*Luciferin* dissolved with *66.6* ml
of distilled *phosphate* buffer solution.
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This is bad? I honestly have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (22mNy)
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Never saw that. Same with Zardoz with Sean Connery. Not sure I want to see either.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:30 PM (SYa/Z)
I am assuming you missed the part in the Star Wars Christmas special where the grandpa wookie sits down for a spank session to VR porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (IXA9E)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 04:29 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: False framing! at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 11, 2020 04:17 PM (yvr3o)
I did some digging around Wiki and it's a nicely intertwined mess.
Michelle Phillips was born Holly Michelle Gilliam. Married John Phillips in 1962, cofounded the Mamas and the Papas with him. Had one daughter with John, Chynna Phillips. Had numerous other partners/spouses and two other children.
John Phillips married Susan Adams in 1957, had two children, Jeffrey and Mackenzie. He had an affair with Gilliam, which caused Adams to divorce him. Phillips married his third wife, Genevieve Waite in 1972 and had two children with her, Tamerlane and Bijou Phillips.
Not a complete soap opera, perhaps, but close enough.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (KAi1n)
Casting: We need a walking, talking grimace.
Tommy Lee Jones: I'm available.
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Same is true with Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen and John Wayne. Its called being a Fucking Star. They steal every scene cuz they are a FUCKING STAR.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 11, 2020 04:27 PM (a0IVu)
If they were planning to try this, they would have said something by now.
They are meeting to come up with the best wording to outright dismiss this case without having to say, "We don't want antifa to start burning down every city in the country again."
Posted by: valsafe at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (9Aon7)
Yeah I used to have a huge crush on Valerie Bertinelli when One Day At A Time was on TV but never liked her. Now I look at an episode and like the mom best
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)
All of a sudden, I find myself wondering which of those daughters was based on Meredith Baxter...
The show was created by Whitney Blake, who played the gorgeous Mrs. Baxter on Hazel; it was based on her experiences as a divorced mom, and she was the mother of Meredith Baxter, so...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (bCLt0)
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He's going in with a big screen and Ken Burn's civil war documentary?
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (kOpft)
Sidebar:
If your martial arts technique relies on the ability to withstand repeated blows to your junk... I'm gonna have to say that your kung fu is weak, and ineffective.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2020 04:34 PM (EGyGV)
Christmas Eve is now a federal holiday in 2020, according to an executive order signed by President Trump today.
He should make them come in on Christmas.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2020 04:24 PM (oVJmc)
I appreciate the gesture on the part of the President. For some of us government employees, this year has been a long hard slog.
In case you don't realize it, this applies to the military, too.
I'm DoD, and in USACE we work for a living. We don't get money from Congress, we earn it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2020 04:34 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: nip at December 11, 2020 04:34 PM (cpS4u)
So those vaccinated will glow??
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 11, 2020 04:34 PM (0MnEQ)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (bCLt0)
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Bring coffee.
It's really boring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 11, 2020 04:32 PM (4tiP2)
Import/Export bank FTW!
Posted by: GoPe at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (Ojki1)
Duvall? I don't remember him in that.
The evil, evil father.
Posted by: db at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (E0PSG)
The weird number of anti-Cruz posts here recently seem strange.
There are members of the Horde who are the world's only true conservatives. I don't even like Cruz, but being mad at him for being willing to lend a hand in a Sisyphean task is a sign of rabies. Who gives a shit what his motives are? Does it help it us, yes or no? Obviously, yes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
When scores of other lawyers "on our side" are trying to fade into the draperies on this subject, at least Cruz is willing to step forward and enter the fray. For that alone he deserves much credit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (pNxlR)
It's not that I want to shit on your credentials, man, but aren't you the Ghost Ship guy?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Clear racist attempt to disenfranchise Black voters at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Sharkman
I like anyone who beats the crap out of Billy Bob Thornton.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)
mRNA vaccine by Moderna contains
*Luciferin* dissolved with *66.6* ml
of distilled *phosphate* buffer solution.
I smell hair burning, but as a chemist I'd kinda like to know why...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 04:36 PM (IXA9E)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Saw that on TCM a couple of weeks back. Awful movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2020 04:36 PM (2JVJo)
Related: I went to my local online paper where I expressed my dark laughter at our Governor shutting down little bars
while saying "It gives me no pleasure to do this", and one commentator at the "friendly" neighborhood paper (That's how they describe themselves) said I was really ignorant and stupid for not understanding the "science" of Covid. Really?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 04:36 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: klaftern at December 11, 2020 04:36 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho
Yep. They'll destroy their own institution by failing to act.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 04:36 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 11, 2020 04:36 PM (2GPSc)
***
Just save time and have a couple of your friends waterboard you. it won't hurt as much and you'll hate yourself less.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 11, 2020 04:36 PM (kOHc+)
Superior Court, also accuses LaBeouf of purposefully giving Twigs, born
Tahliah Debrett Barnett, a sexually transmitted disease
Shia Pet must have graduated Magna Cum Douchebag from the Jim Carry Alec Baldwin Ray Rice Academy for Female Relationships.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 11, 2020 04:37 PM (FDiG/)
So those vaccinated will glow??
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 11, 2020 04:34 PM
ONT last night had a Michelle Malkin Twitter thread snippet that mentioned a bioluminescent marker in one of the vaccines.
Posted by: It's only sci-fi until it becomes reality at December 11, 2020 04:37 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 04:33 PM (KAi1n)
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Duke, your house is on fire!
Ok, I'll get to it, but I have to fix this leaky faucet first.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2020 04:37 PM (kTF2Z)
It's not that I want to shit on your credentials, man, but aren't you the Ghost Ship guy?
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Yes I am. Are you insinuating something?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:37 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
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I remember Woody Allen stuck in the Orgasmatron.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 11, 2020 04:37 PM (dfRN6)
Duvall? I don't remember him in that.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 04:31 PM (nxdel)
Carl's Daddy what did that to his brother.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2020 04:37 PM (CLteG)
Drug related murders in the rural area near Vallejo in the late 60's? That whole area was cattle pasture and ....Mare Island naval base.
I could see a jealous sailor wacking wayward girlfriend. I do believe there were copycat murders.
Posted by: 13times at December 11, 2020 04:38 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Saw that on TCM a couple of weeks back. Awful movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2020 04:36 PM (2JVJo)
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That's too bad. It's the sort of spare 70s scifi that I tend to gravitate towards. There are some wonderful technical things in it like the use of a long tunnel that looks like a tall ladder as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 11, 2020 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
John Wayne should have got an Oscar for the Searchers.
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:38 PM (0jZnq)
So those vaccinated will glow??
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 11, 2020 04:34 PM (0MnEQ)
And intense urge to live in either NYC or LA.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 04:38 PM (CZm2G)
I do. Let the sheep see what they have been abetting.
Posted by: free tibet at December 11, 2020 04:38 PM (WLHrn)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2020 04:38 PM (CLteG)
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It was a very good movie. The book is even better. Oscars are gay.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2020 04:40 PM (SYa/Z)
I agree with you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 04:40 PM (WkPC9)
antifa in Portland had a press conference and has a sign language person off to the right
antifa went big time
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 11, 2020 04:41 PM (GIeIM)
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Al Sharpton talked to Joy Reid about the TX lawsuit. Any guesses as to content?
Posted by: Clear racist attempt to disenfranchise Black voters at December 11, 2020 04:35 PM
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Stupidity.
Posted by: irright at December 11, 2020 04:41 PM (SchQD)
I don't dislike Tommy Lee Jones. But he's one of those guys who's always playing the same guy.
I thought that he did a great job as "Doo" Lynn in "Coal Miner's Daughter". His performance in all his other roles were unremarkable, so far as I am concerned.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2020 04:41 PM (pNxlR)
Was he ever bad in a role? Ever?
THX-1138.
Posted by: fringe at December 11, 2020 04:41 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 04:41 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 11, 2020 04:42 PM (4a9Vv)
"TED CRUZ ONLY HELPS TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S AN OPPORTINIST!"
Same people.
Posted by: fringe at December 11, 2020 04:42 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: JROD at December 11, 2020 04:43 PM (0jZnq)
1.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1337485601600204800
2.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1337485841514393602
3.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1337485869834330119
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 04:53 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: President-Elect pj at December 11, 2020 05:02 PM (qlTN9)
"And no one could buy or sell anything without that mark." -Rev 13
But how would anyone know if you were vaccinated?
Bill (Blue Screen of Death) Gates has got this one covered.
With Bill's vaccine, you get, at no extra charge, a bioluminescent enzyme, radiating in the near infra red, detection of which serves as your "vaccinated" tattoo.
Oh, and the name of the enzyme?
Just coincidentally,
Luciferase.
It's just Latin for, it glows.
Nothing suspicious here.
From my no-longer-maintained heap o'links blog
https://heapolinks.home.blog/2020/08/08/
next-up-on-the-agenda-the-vaccine/
Posted by: mindful webworker
It was a landslide, I tell you, a landslide!
at December 11, 2020 05:24 PM (4/8k4)
Fake News. I've seen this guy, he couldn't injure a thing.
Posted by: Hunter...say, look over there...Biden at December 11, 2020 05:35 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at December 11, 2020 06:56 PM (ntLyQ)
Posted by: Surellin at December 11, 2020 11:25 PM (CSffU)
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