Mid-Morning Art Thread

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Jolly Toper
Judith Leyster

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Yep.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 18, 2020 09:31 AM (XH/UL)

2 cheery

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

3 OMG! It's Bill DeBlasio!

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

4 Dude looks sorta creepy.

Or gassed.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 18, 2020 09:31 AM (XH/UL)

5 I don't know what this is. Or what it is supposed to be.
I mean, is that Ron Reagan?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 18, 2020 09:32 AM (Dc5Qe)

6 When that's all there is...have a ball.

Posted by: Ziba at December 18, 2020 09:32 AM (S1hrL)

7 Out of booze but still got weed.

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

8 JOLLY CHRISTMAS!

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (nUhF0)

9 WTF is that shit on the table?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (CjFDo)

10 what's a toper?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (nUhF0)

11
I didn't know they had Photoshop in the 17th century...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (s2VJv)

12 A small clay pipe.. and maybe some tobacco..

But the bowl looks like it is filled with moldy balls..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (CjFDo)

13 It looks like a photoshopped head, but the artist Judith Leyster lived in the 1660s in the Netherlands, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (WkPC9)

14 Bet it takes a while to button that coat.

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

15 Looks like a drunk Mr. Appleton.

Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (RuIsu)

16 That doesn't look like me at all.

Posted by: Topher Grace at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (PiwSw)

17 10 what's a toper?
-------------
A drinker of alcohol.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (XJfQq)

18 Looks like a gay John Wayne

Posted by: REDACTED at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (zZxh0)

19 This guy seems gay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (XJfQq)

20 But the bowl looks like it is filled with moldy balls..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (CjFDo)

Charcoal...to light the pipe.

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (AwYPR)

21 I didn't know they had Photoshop in the 17th century...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
...

The face does indeed look like it was photoshopped in.. I think CBD is pulling one on us today..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (CjFDo)

22 This has to be photoshopped, but with oil paint instead of pixels. So, oilpaintshopped. Or painted weird-shopped.

The guy's head looks like it is visiting from an alien dimension of low-low prices and outrageous values.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (uquGJ)

23 Toper: n. Mayor who orders the whole village to quarantine while he hits the weed bar.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (9qbOD)

24 Per Mercian-Webster, a toper is a drunkard. So, Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: cornbred at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (J035j)

25 Why is Matthew Broderick's head photoshopped onto this painting?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

26
The ceramic vessel he is holding is called a topiary.

Really -- look it up!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (RaxiV)

27 It looks like he was snorting dirt.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (XJfQq)

28 > But the bowl looks like it is filled with moldy balls..

Black Afgahani hash.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (6dXV7)

29

He looks like a pooftah.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (sucws)

30 I thought the vessel was metal, but Krebs is right - ceramic

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (nUhF0)

31 This isn't the Beaver's father is it?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (XJfQq)

32 Somebody's check didn't clear, running changes were made.

Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (RuIsu)

33 Jolly Toper doesn't give a shit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (oAY8z)

34 Horde mind: I thought he looked a little like Reagan as well...

Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (0MnEQ)

35 his hair is so short - almost buzz cut
was that the fashion back then?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (nUhF0)

36
Some Call It Macaroni - a limerick

A drunkard named Alistair Bloom
Whose feathered cap lights up the room
Announced yesterday
That henceforth he's gay
Now he's known as the Fruit of the Plume!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (m45I2)

37 Looks like a John Wayne Gacy painting.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (cCxiu)

38 companion painting to "the gay bottom"

Posted by: REDACTED at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (zZxh0)

39 So.. looking at her other paintings online.. I believe this woman lived in a colony of gay jolly genetic mutants.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (CjFDo)

40 Jolly Toker.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (HaL55)

41
The last time that I heard so loud a "swish" sound as I hear looking at this painting was when Barky struggled to work an umbrella and Big Mike through a gate on the WH grounds.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (RaxiV)

42 Nice one, Muldoon!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (CjFDo)

43 5/16 combination wrench, bottom ctr. He has a drinking compatible hobby.

Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (RuIsu)

44 Would not hang.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

45
"A small clay pipe.. and maybe some tobacco..

But the bowl looks like it is filled with moldy balls.."


Worst Christmas song ever.

Posted by: Frosty'd at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (+y8uL)

46 > The face does indeed look like it was photoshopped in..

I know that it was not uncommon for artists to pre-paint scenes of people wearing fancy clothes, in dramatic situations, or whatever, leaving out the heads. They'd do this during slack periods and would often have a whole bunch of them in stock.

Then when someone wanted a painting of themselves in a hurry, the customer would pick one out and the artist would slap their head on the body.

So yeah, basically an early Photoshop process.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (6dXV7)

47 DeBlasio doing bong hits.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (8k7U7)

48 Out of booze but still got weed.
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

Toper: n. Mayor who orders the whole village to quarantine while he hits the weed bar.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (9qbOD)

Two lol's in the first 23 comments.

I love this place.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (XH/UL)

49
He stole one of Shrillary's housecoats, I see.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (RaxiV)

50 Looking at Wiki, this artist did some excellent paintings with interesting aspects and appropriate color. This one seems rather washed out. And my first reaction on seeing it was that it was photoshopped and modern, not 1600s. The face reminds me of a model in a 1940s or 50s cigarette ad. The skin tones have that red tint, the smile seems posed from those ads and seems too big for the rest of the figure. the head seems too big for the rest of him.

Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (7EjX1)

51
So that's where I left my crack pipe.

Posted by: Hunter Biden. at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (PtOP4)

52 Beyond ghey

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 18, 2020 09:42 AM (iTXRQ)

53 Tater is that you??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)

54 Is this Bill Krystal celebrating Biden's win?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:43 AM (XJfQq)

55
Just Before The Big Gender Reveal

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:43 AM (RaxiV)

56 " I am the Village Idiot
do you remember me?
Has anything been happening
since I stepped out to pee"?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:43 AM (bCLt0)

57 He's about two drinks/tokes away from seeing whether his dick will fit in that jug.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (6dXV7)

58 I think someone photoshopped a face from a photograph from the 1950's on to this painting. At least that's what it looks like to me. I suspect the Russkies.

Posted by: George V at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (U2Tva)

59 There needs to be a Gaydar meter sitting on the table in front of him, showing it flashing red and pegged all the way to the right at 110%.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (V2Yro)

60 Now he's known as the Fruit of the Plume!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (m45I2)

Just suck 1 dick and next thing ya know

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

61 Legend has it that a 17th century tavern owner in Sussex named Ben would use a tankard as a tip jar. At closing time the pub employees would compete at mumbledy peg and the first place finisher would claim all of that night's proceeds from the tip jar. This ritual came to be known as "Win Ben's Stein Money"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (m45I2)

62 > Looking at Wiki, this artist did some excellent paintings with interesting aspects and appropriate color.

Most of her models have the Innsmouth Look about them.

She was probably from some part of the Netherlands where people commonly interbred with sea creatures.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:45 AM (6dXV7)

63 He's also an alcoholic. Just look at those cheeks.
Then again maybe he got a little heavy-handed with the blush.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

64 He stole one of Shrillary's housecoats, I see.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (RaxiV)


He left her the Oven Mitt.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (y7DUB)

65
There needs to be a Gaydar meter sitting on the table in front of him, showing it flashing red and pegged all the way to the right at 110%.
Posted by: Tom Servo


... with its little gaydar dish antenna spinning so fast that you'd think it was a motor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (RaxiV)

66 20 But the bowl looks like it is filled with moldy balls..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (CjFDo)

Charcoal...to light the pipe.
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (AwYPR)

on the other hand, the Jolly Toper has a lot of experience with moldy balls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (V2Yro)

67 9
WTF is that shit on the table?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (CjFDo)

Looks like a delicious bowl of pine cones.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (CQ3Qb)

68 Nope. No genie in that bottle either.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (+y/Ru)

69 Is this Jolly Toper also a Rancher?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:47 AM (bCLt0)

70 No thanks, don't need to see your cask of Amontillado.

Posted by: Zek at December 18, 2020 09:47 AM (r4fw8)

71
She was probably from some part of the Netherlands where people commonly interbred with sea creatures.


Just call it by its common name - Belgium.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:47 AM (RaxiV)

72 Found this description of this work out there on that Intarwebz thingy....

To the modern eye, Judith Leyster's
Jolly Toper is a strange painting. While Leyster painted many happy
people at the bottle, this jovial fellow stands out. His face is
enlarged and knowing, he's a caricature with tiny arms - an inside joke.

And sure enough, in the Netherlanders, in the 17th century, he was a joke. Our Jolly Toper was better known as Peeckelhaeringh,
a Dutch word for 'Pickled Herring'. Peeckelhaeringh was an immensely
popular jester, whose drunken antics were the themes of comedy plays.
The Toper's gesture, raising his jug to show that his drink is empty,
was known as a Kannenkijker, 'Jug-Looker' - a symbol that the show was
over, time to go home and sleep it off.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:47 AM (HaL55)

73
Then when someone wanted a painting of themselves in a hurry, the customer would pick one out and the artist would slap their head on the body.

So yeah, basically an early Photoshop process.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

So deep fakes

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (aCezw)

74 trying to contain my excitement....my youngest flies home tomorrow for 2 weeks! hoping all goes well....hoping it actually happens!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (CqHIp)

75 He has to keep his head bent at that weird angle or else his hat will slide off

Posted by: weew at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (+m+uH)

76 59 There needs to be a Gaydar meter sitting on the table in front of him, showing it flashing red and pegged all the way to the right at 110%.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (V2Yro)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YFXdDppLw0

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

77
Looks like a delicious bowl of pine cones.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


Euell Gibbons approves!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (RaxiV)

78 He is so..well..gay.

Posted by: IC at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (Nyumu)

79 Be better if he(?) was sitting on an ottoman

Posted by: dingbat at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (T7Vg4)

80 Not sure who the guy is, but it looks like the painting equivalent of a photoshop.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 09:49 AM (hku12)

81 Would you play poker with these people? I wouldn't, not even if I had a holdout gun.

https://tinyurl.com/yasxmrp8

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:49 AM (6dXV7)

82 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Cooldawg at December 18, 2020 09:50 AM (WEsWY)

83
Gaydar status: burned out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:50 AM (mht8P)

84 what's a toper?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (nUhF0)


[hic]

Posted by: Hillary at December 18, 2020 09:50 AM (L8ADy)

85 "Gay Toper" I could understand

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (87oRe)

86 Getting ready to take the Drug Test, after applying for that Cheese making job.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (bCLt0)

87 I'd like to know what bird that feather came from though. You all did notice the feather right?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (CQ3Qb)

88 Misspelled Tapper.

Posted by: Gilded at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (BRkq2)

89 Getting ready to wash down that BOD with some delicious preg-nog!

Posted by: cornbred at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (J035j)

90
The Moment Just Prior To Everything Going All Higgledy-Piggledy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (RaxiV)

91
After a Pittsburgh Pirates win, the announcer says, "Hoist the Jolly Toper!" I think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (mht8P)

92
preg-nog


LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (RaxiV)

93 That feather in the hat is a bit too much.

Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (88xKn)

94 Damn that guy looks familiar!

OMG...John Wayne. Son of a bitch you guys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (ol6cB)

95 No sober man would wear a coat with giant buttons

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (Izzlo)

96 https://tinyurl.com/yasxmrp8
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:49 AM (6dXV7)


If you can't identify the mark at the table...

you are the mark!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (87oRe)

97 He is so..well..gay.

Are we using the traditional usage of the word or the modern, hip and with-it term that replaced it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (HaL55)

98
Where's its twin, the Jolly Swagman?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (RaxiV)

99 > Euell Gibbons approves!

As the holidays approach, we're once again seeing news stories of rogue bands of monkeys eating Californians, as they often do at this time of year.

The headlines usually read something like "Yule Gibbons Eat Nuts and Flakes".


Blame Spider Robinson for this, not me.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (6dXV7)

100
Are we using the traditional usage of the word or the modern, hip and with-it term that replaced it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (HaL55)

--------

Yes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (mht8P)

101 86 Getting ready to take the Drug Test, after applying for that Cheese making job.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (bCLt0)

Blessed are the Cheesemakers

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (Izzlo)

102 Hey you like my hat feather (hic)? I look just like those maccaroni fancy lads (hic)!

Posted by: weew at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (+m+uH)

103 I had to look up what a toper was.


Interesting.

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

104 I'd like to know what bird that feather came from though. You all did notice the feather right?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (CQ3Qb)

Scarlet Ibis.

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (AwYPR)

105 USA Today Fact check: Laptop repairman at center of Hunter Biden saga is alive

Now, some users on Facebook have claimed that Mac Isaac was found dead, posting screenshots of a headline that reads, "Computer Shop Owner Who Raised Alarm About Hunter Biden Laptop Found Dead."

Alongside the headline, they shared captions like "Democrats hit man strikes again" and "NOT A COINCIDENCE."

The claim first appeared on the website America's Last Line of Defense, which claimed on Nov. 28 that Mac Isaac "has been found dead, also under highly mysterious circumstances."

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (3aI0K)

106 toper

One who habitually drinks alcoholic liquors to excess; a hard drinker; a sot.

The more you know.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (KnJdm)

107 Ammo PSA - SGAmmo

Bulk LC 5.56 .223 1000 Rd bulk .77/rd. (8 left)


https://tinyurl.com/y9jnt57s

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (KnJdm)

108 Creepy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (EZebt)

109 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)

110 there's another Jolly Toper

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7hxz6pf

are we SURE she didn't have photoshop?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (nUhF0)

111 10
what's a toper?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (nUhF0)

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (KnJdm)

112 trying to contain my excitement....my youngest flies home tomorrow for 2 weeks! hoping all goes well....hoping it actually happens!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (CqHIp)


Love hearing this phoenixgirl, enjoy your time together.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (8k7U7)

113 Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (m45I2)


Funny. Thanks.

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

114 $20. Same as in town.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (KnJdm)


funny every fucking time

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)

115 Dutch is >< close to English.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (bCLt0)

116 Picking up a plinker today. Ruger 10/22 takedown. Heidi's new gun. She been on a roll. 2 new guns this month.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (ol6cB)

117 > Scarlet Ibis.

Also known as the Flaming Poofter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (6dXV7)

118 Another James Comey selfie?

Posted by: SH at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (sX1BW)

119 I thought "Toper" was that kid from "That '70s Show?"



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (6dXV7)

120
His lipstick doesn't match the color of the feather.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (mht8P)

121 This has to be photoshopped, but with oil paint instead of pixels. So, oilpaintshopped. Or painted weird-shopped.

The guy's head looks like it is visiting from an alien dimension of low-low prices and outrageous values.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (uquGJ)


There is indeed a program called Paintshop Pro. I don't know if it still exists. It was basically a discount Photoshop. It did the trick reasonably well, and it was substantially cheaper, and easier to use than Photoshop.

I've used both programs, and I preferred it, really. I don't know why they called it "Paintshop" though. Most of its functions had to do with photo manipulation.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (hku12)

122 116
Picking up a plinker today. Ruger 10/22 takedown. Heidi's new gun. She been on a roll. 2 new guns this month.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (ol6cB)

Nice. Send weasel a review. I have an old school 10/22, and one of those are on my list.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (KnJdm)

123 The New York Times on Friday released the findings of its internal investigation into star reporter Rukmini Callimachi's reporting on ISIS and extremism in the Middle East. The newspaper acknowledged that its Caliphate podcast gave "too much credence to the false or exaggerated accounts" of one of its main subjects, Shehroze Chaudhry, who has since been charged in Canada with concocting a terrorist hoax.

The paper of record rolled out its executive editor, Dean Baquet, to explain the glaring errors in another podcast, this time a "special episode" of The Daily. Baquet said: "When The New York Times does deep, big, ambitious journalism in any format, we put it to a tremendous amount of scrutiny at the upper levels of the newsroom... We did not do that in this case."

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)

124 F*cking Dutch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (EZebt)

125 114 $20. Same as in town.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (KnJdm)

funny every fucking time

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)

Yup. Every fucking time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (ol6cB)

126 Body looks sort of dwarf-ish

Posted by: Edmund Burkes Shade at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (RJCvt)

127 Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (7EjX1)

JTB, I think you nailed it. There was something so familiar about the colors (eye-catching red tint), but I did not pick up on that ad connection.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (87oRe)

128 Her next painting was hungover toper.

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

129 Might just be due to Christmas/New Year's break, but the Pentagon has apparently stopped the Biden team transition briefings:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97x99ly

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (SchxB)

130 "The Mirthful Tosspot" didn't test well during the focus groups.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)

131 119
I thought "Toper" was that kid from "That '70s Show?"







Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (6dXV7)

One of my favorite DayZ twitch streamers is TopeRec.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (KnJdm)

132 115 Dutch is >
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (bCLt0)

Drunken jumble of English and German

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (LZ7Gl)

133 Scarlet Ibis.

Snipe. Got it last season on opening day. He's so proud of it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (HaL55)

134 The Guggling Sot

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)

135
Apropos of nothing, here's a really long HO scale train going around a really large spiral track ...

https://youtu.be/qtc__nxtQSc

WARNING: this may be preceded by a Tank Abrams advertisement extolling the wonders of incipient voter fraud.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (RaxiV)

136 List of things TOPER would NOT stick his dick in:










Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)

137
"When The New York Times does deep, big, ambitious journalism in any format, we put it to a tremendous amount of scrutiny at the upper levels of the newsroom... We did not do that in this case."

Journalism against Democrats: Tremendous amounts of scrutiny before killing the story.

Journalism against Republicans: Hell, just run it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (mht8P)

138 Picking up a plinker today. Ruger 10/22 takedown. Heidi's new gun. She been on a roll. 2 new guns this month.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (ol6cB)


I just picked one up a few weeks back. To replace the one I was given on my 7th birthday. Mother has dementia and gave all my guns (and my dad's) away to a cousin with a sob story.

Not quite as nicely made as 50 years ago, but it does have some minor improvements. Mostly nostalgic but cool little rifles.

Posted by: Hillary at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (L8ADy)

139 Nice. Send weasel a review. I have an old school 10/22, and one of those are on my list.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (KnJdm)

Will do. Been calling Sportsman's Warehosue every coupla days for a few weeks, and finally got it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (ol6cB)

140 Filthy socks

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (L8ADy)

141 "The Mildly Amused Inebriate" wasn't even considered.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (m45I2)

142 Reice Preibus!?!

Posted by: Chance99 at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (zsvDc)

143
Wasn't "Toper" a Cary Grant movie?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (mht8P)

144 In the full version of this painting you can see the box of Ritz crackers.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (CQ3Qb)

145 The Frolic Alcoholic!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (m45I2)

146 I watched a show about the Nazi control of art. They showed several of Big Adolph's paintings. The ironic thing was that despite his hatred for modern expressionist and abstract art, several of his paintings were rather impressionistic leaning toward van Gogh. Rather than being a conscious choice, it might have been a lack of technique.

Meanwhile, approved Nazi art was heroic representational images. In this way they resembled Soviet art. Of course, the Nazis were socialists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)

147 PaintShop Pro.

Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (RuIsu)

148 I don't what this picture portends but I don't think its good.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (XJfQq)

149 Nice. Send weasel a review. I have an old school 10/22, and one of those are on my list.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (KnJdm)


Gus are so hard to come by in CA that my local shop posts what just came in on instagram and FB, they usually sell in a matter of minutes. Was happy to see that little sucker pop up.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (L8ADy)

150 Found a third entry in this "Jolly Toper" series... Fantastic use of trompe l'oeil:

https://tinyurl.com/ybwz3h52

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (g4Dtb)

151 123 The New York Times on Friday released the findings of its internal investigation into star reporter Rukmini Callimachi's reporting on ISIS and extremism in the Middle East. The newspaper acknowledged that its Caliphate podcast gave "too much credence to the false or exaggerated accounts" of one of its main subjects, Shehroze Chaudhry, who has since been charged in Canada with concocting a terrorist hoax.

The paper of record rolled out its executive editor, Dean Baquet, to explain the glaring errors in another podcast, this time a "special episode" of The Daily. Baquet said: "When The New York Times does deep, big, ambitious journalism in any format, we put it to a tremendous amount of scrutiny at the upper levels of the newsroom... We did not do that in this case."
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)

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How many other cases didn't receive that kind of scrutiny?

If it's every one, but this one fell through the cracks, then how many other did? Why did this one fall? Who is responsible? How will they be reprimanded?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (NWM+b)

152 144 In the full version of this painting you can see the box of Ritz crackers.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (CQ3Qb)

Lol.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (bCLt0)

153 142 Reice Preibus!?!
Posted by: Chance99 at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (zsvDc)

Sounds like a spot on your dick that must be surgically removed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (JFO2v)

154 125
114 $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (KnJdm)



funny every fucking time



Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)



Yup. Every fucking time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (ol6cB)

Funny thing about it is that we used to go to town, Saratoga Springs, and there was this bar, Trotters, IIRC, $20 all you can drink beer and all you can eat wings on Sundays. It really was $20 in town.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)

155 how do you pronounce toper?

is it top-er (like topper rhymes with copper)

or tope-r (like taupe-r)

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (nUhF0)

156 The things that look like 2 chicken bones on the table are extra mouthpieces for the pipe.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (ZzfrF)

157 Guggling? WTH?


Giggling, dagnabbit, giggling

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (m45I2)

158 Germany COVID deaths

total 23,544
week 3,084
daily 910

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (3aI0K)

159 Trotters, IIRC, $20 all you can drink beer and all you can eat wings on Sundays. It really was $20 in town.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)

Shitters full. Honey did you check our shitter?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (JFO2v)

160 By the by, since we're past 100 I will mention this. I looked in JJ's summary this morning (I only ever have time to skim it), and didn't see anything about it, but there's a story that broke yesterday. Jean-Luc Brunel was arrested.

Who is Jean-Luc Brunel?

It would be close to accurate to say he's the french Jeffrey Epstein.

This might be a big deal. It might be he's been arrested due to Trump's efforts. He knows things, just as Epstein does, and his arrest might be a direct result of Gislaine being is custody.

Here's a link:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yddymw52

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (hku12)

161 155 how do you pronounce toper?

is it top-er (like topper rhymes with copper)

or tope-r (like taupe-r)
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They couldn't afford two p's in those days. Times were hard.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (XJfQq)

162 Not quite as nicely made as 50 years ago, but it does have some minor improvements. Mostly nostalgic but cool little rifles.

Posted by: Hillary at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (L8ADy)

Should take care of that cousin with it. Used to shoot one way back. Carbine. Old ones are sweet. Accurate as hell.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (ol6cB)

163 Wasn't "Toper" a Cary Grant movie?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (mht8P)


When I was a kid I used to love the TV version with Leo G. Carroll.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (L8ADy)

164
Its colors are, might we say, lush!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:02 AM (RaxiV)

165 158 Germany COVID deaths

total 23,544
week 3,084
daily 910
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (3aI0K)

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It's because you deplorables in flyover country in America won't put on masks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:02 AM (NWM+b)

166 155 how do you pronounce toper?

is it top-er (like topper rhymes with copper)

or tope-r (like taupe-r)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (nUhF0)


What do you think we are, vmom - literate?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:02 AM (bCLt0)

167 They couldn't afford two p's in those days. Times were hard.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (XJfQq)

Did not even have the pot to p in

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:02 AM (JFO2v)

168 Apropos of nothing, here's a really long HO scale train going around a really large spiral track ...

-
Also on the Nazi show, Goering had a huge model railroad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)

169 Pentagon halts transition briefings to Biden team? True or false?

Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at December 18, 2020 10:03 AM (kHSds)

170 > The things that look like 2 chicken bones on the table are extra mouthpieces for the pipe.


I think those are "spills" -- twisted pieces of paper that were used like matches. You'd stick the end of one on the charcoal and blow in it until it caught fire, then use it to light your pipe.

You can see a used one with a burnt end next to the bowl of charcoal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (6dXV7)

171 @116 Cannibal Bob- Picking up a plinker today. Ruger 10/22 takedown. Heidi's new gun. She been on a roll. 2 new guns this month.


Oh that's a great choice. I put 1 of them in the survival bag in each vehicle. Tough, no nonsense, compact 22.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (cCxiu)

172 155 ... Vmom,
It is the second example. It's a long O.

Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (7EjX1)

173 Funny thing about it is that we used to go to town, Saratoga Springs, and there was this bar, Trotters, IIRC, $20 all you can drink beer and all you can eat wings on Sundays. It really was $20 in town.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)

Lol. Whoa flounder. dated a girl at Skidmore. Hitchhiked from Oneonta where I went to school. Met some nice people hitchhiking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (ol6cB)

174 The paper of record rolled out its executive editor, Dean Baquet, to
explain the glaring errors in another podcast, this time a "special
episode" of The Daily. Baquet said: "When The New York Times does deep,
big, ambitious journalism in any format, we put it to a tremendous
amount of scrutiny at the upper levels of the newsroom... We did not do
that in this case."

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)





zombie Walter Duranty: It happens.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (sucws)

175 Guggling? WTH?


Giggling, dagnabbit, giggling
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (m45I2)
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As he squirmed and struggled and gurgled and guggled
I drew my snickersnee

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (Uhu8A)

176 Also on the Nazi show, Goering had a huge model railroad.
-----------------
Goring had an amazing country house. Guy lived well. Died hard but lived well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (XJfQq)

177 Welp, white people make out your wills now.

If you get sick during the Biden/Harris years,

prepare to die:


https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/12/18/white-

people-dying-will-level-the-playing-field-thread-of-cdc-

experts-gives-a-terrifying-peek-into-government-run-healthcare/

(remove extra spaces)

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (EERbD)

178 [175 comment rule]

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)

179 I bet he has earned 13 bux the hard way many nights.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (JFO2v)

180 Curses.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)

181 178 [175 comment rule]
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)

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Now CBD is just getting mean.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (NWM+b)

182 It is the second example. It's a long O.
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (7EjX1)

like toe-per then
thanks

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (nUhF0)

183 No one needs to speak Dutch. If someone is speaking Dutch, they're doing it to be a jerk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (EZebt)

184
Germany COVID deaths

total 23,544
week 3,084
daily 910
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (3aI0K)

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Not credible. No evidence. Debunked. Germany and Frau Merkel have conquered disease. Due to superior socialist governance. Of the sort we need to imitate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (mht8P)

185
or tope-r (like taupe-r)


This.

Two paired consonants after a vowel == short sounded vowel.

Unpaired consonant after a vowel == long sounded vowel.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (RaxiV)

186 180 Curses.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)

Next, try 404.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (bCLt0)

187
No one needs to speak Dutch. If someone is speaking Dutch, they're doing it to be a jerk.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


It's jjerk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (RaxiV)

188
So, that's why Toper Grace was such a lousy actor.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (EERbD)

189 173
Funny thing about it is that we used to go to town, Saratoga Springs,
and there was this bar, Trotters, IIRC, $20 all you can drink beer and
all you can eat wings on Sundays. It really was $20 in town.



Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)



Lol. Whoa flounder. dated a girl at Skidmore. Hitchhiked from Oneonta where I went to school. Met some nice people hitchhiking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (ol6cB)

I grew up 20 miles east of Saratoga Springs. Left the area in early 90s. Catherine St. in downtown Saratoga was the place to be on Friday and Saturday nights.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (N39Ws)

190 178 [175 comment rule]
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)

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This is hysterical for so many reasons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (EZebt)

191 Cary Grant and Constance Bennett played the Kerby-s
Roland Young played Cosmo

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (3aI0K)

192 When your hat has slid far enough that you have to tilt your noggin all the way to the side and you're still grinning, you are definitely deep into the "jolly"!


I would gladly hang this on a wall - wherever I take my libations.

Posted by: GWB at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (LGfjK)

193 Okay, so " some" of us are literate. Big tent, and all that.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)

194 Pentagon halts transition briefings to Biden team? True or false?
Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at December 18, 2020 10:03 AM (kHSds)

True, but its Friday

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (aCezw)

195 Lol. Whoa flounder. dated a girl at Skidmore. Hitchhiked from Oneonta where I went to school. Met some nice people hitchhiking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (ol6cB)

Went to school in the armpit of NY. Saw a recent story of RECORD OMG!! snow of 41" in Binghamton. When I was there we got 37" overnight one winter. We went to work.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (KnJdm)

196 Lol. Whoa flounder. dated a girl at Skidmore. Hitchhiked from Oneonta where I went to school. Met some nice people hitchhiking.
------------------------
That was the only thing I liked about Kourac's "On The Road'. That a NJ guy could hitchhike across the nation and find nice people. Don't try this today. I think hitchhiking disappeared somewhere in the late 1970s. Super Highways, Mass Immigration and Charlie Manson pretty much put a stop to it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (XJfQq)

197 Was happy to see that little sucker pop up.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (L8ADy)

So we're not doing "phrasing!" anymore?

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (Izzlo)

198 [175 comment rule]
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)

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This is hysterical for so many reasons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (EZebt)


Don't encourage him!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (hku12)

199 Wow. In the
@nytimes
, a doctor explains why the CDC chose to de-emphasize the elderly, even though doing so would've saved lives:

"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the playing field a bit"

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)

200 Cuomo Orders Hospitals Into Crisis

Management Mode as NYC Mayor Calls for PAUSE

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (3aI0K)

201 171 ... Waljng Dude,

She should be very happy. My 10/22 take down is more accurate than regular 10/22s I've used as well as a Marlin model 60.

Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (7EjX1)

202
Oh that's a great choice. I put 1 of them in the survival bag in each vehicle. Tough, no nonsense, compact 22.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (cCxiu)

Thanks. Look forward to taking it into the desert.
Huh. Each car huh. Well we have 2 cars....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (ol6cB)

203 No one needs to speak Dutch. If someone is speaking Dutch, they're doing it to be a jerk.


*********

From the archives:

Flanders Feelz - a limerick

A Dutch hooker with nary a blemish
Had a Frenchman who stayed 'til the finish
She was heard to emote
"I've a Frog in my throat,
So excuse me, if I'm just a bit Phlegmish".

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (m45I2)

204 [175 comment rule]

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)

Is this new?

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (KnJdm)

205 184
Germany COVID deaths

total 23,544
week 3,084
daily 910
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (3aI0K)

----------

Not credible. No evidence. Debunked. Germany and Frau Merkel have conquered disease. Due to superior socialist governance. Of the sort we need to imitate.
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Moar Victories in the East!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (XJfQq)

206 173 Funny thing about it is that we used to go to town, Saratoga Springs, and there was this bar, Trotters, IIRC, $20 all you can drink beer and all you can eat wings on Sundays. It really was $20 in town.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)

Lol. Whoa flounder. dated a girl at Skidmore. Hitchhiked from Oneonta where I went to school. Met some nice people hitchhiking.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (ol6cB)

Met some nice people hitchhiking.

I only killed 3 or 4 of them!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (JFO2v)

207 Do not like that face. There's something sinister in it. Would not hang.

However...the sentiment expressed in the bottle is just fine.

Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (XxJt1)

208 No one needs to speak Dutch. If someone is speaking Dutch, they're doing it to be a jerk.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


maybe they're gargling

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (nUhF0)

209 201 171 ... Waljng Dude,

She should be very happy. My 10/22 take down is more accurate than regular 10/22s I've used as well as a Marlin model 60.
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (7EjX1)

I really like that Henry 22 but its 500 bux or so.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (JFO2v)

210 maybe they're gargling
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (nUhF0)

with preg nog

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (JFO2v)

211 Goering's model railroad.

https://bit.ly/3mAIcJX

"Goering's attic layout had an overhead airplane system which could "bomb" trains below by dropping little wooden bombs at the push of a button."

"There were two huge model railway layouts, one was in the attic and the other one was in the basement."

Mrs. Goering was all, "We're not having your toy trains in here! If you have to have your toy trains they have to be in the attic or in the basement!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)

212 Is this new?
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (KnJdm)


For Insom, yes!

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (8k7U7)

213 Bloody Fleming.

Posted by: The Walloons at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (6dXV7)

214 That sidebar article re North Face refusing to sell coats to an oil co.....North Face is still around? Who still buys that overpriced garbage? North Face is the outdoorsy Members Only of the early 90's.

Posted by: Hoss at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (Vy3s7)

215
Okay, so " some" of us are literate. Big tent, and all that.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)



So...if I read this correctly...

Some of us ate litter in a big tent.


Is that right?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (EERbD)

216 I only play video games where the Dutch are the villains.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (scZXh)

217 There is some sort of weird disconnect going on in this painting...creepy actually... would NOT hang!
{{shudders}}

Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (UUBmN)

218 212
Is this new?

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (KnJdm)





For Insom, yes!

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (8k7U7)

Oh good. He was having such a great year, he needs to be taken down a couple notches.

J/K

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (KnJdm)

219 That guy is gonna get rolled on his way home.

Nice hat you got there Pieter....now give us the cash and dope dutch boy!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (aD5Lz)

220 Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., argues those who allowed election fraud to happen 'needs to go to jail.'

https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6216877053001/
?playlist_id=3166411554001#sp=show-c

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (CZm2G)

221 217 There is some sort of weird disconnect going on in this painting...creepy actually... would NOT hang!
{{shudders}}
----------------
Its {{Shivers}}

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (XJfQq)

222 I grew up 20 miles east of Saratoga Springs. Left the area in early 90s. Catherine St. in downtown Saratoga was the place to be on Friday and Saturday nights.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (N39Ws)

Really liked Saratoga Springs. Also, spent some relaxing hours at the mineral baths.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (ol6cB)

223 This painting has to be a joke. Looks like Renaissance photoshop.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (2DOZq)

224 214 That sidebar article re North Face refusing to sell coats to an oil co.....North Face is still around? Who still buys that overpriced garbage? North Face is the outdoorsy Members Only of the early 90's.
Posted by: Hoss at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (Vy3s7)

prolly most of their stuff is made by Chinese Uyghur slaves.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (JFO2v)

225 171... Sorry. That should have been Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (7EjX1)

226 No expert but if John Roberts is afraid to do his duty wouldn't the honorable thing be to resign?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (lgiXo)

227 That is a picture of someone who should never be let around children.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (mcfjc)

228 > I only play video games where the Dutch are the villains.

They were pretty shitty to the locals in most of their colonies. Not as shitty as the Belgians, but pretty shitty.



On the other hand, a guy I know from Indonesia says that a common saying there is "Better four hundred years of the Dutch than four years of the Japanese."

Posted by: The Walloons at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (6dXV7)

229 Non-sequential retroactive comment rules! Ahhhh!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (nakwk)

230 224 214 That sidebar article re North Face refusing to sell coats to an oil co.....North Face is still around? Who still buys that overpriced garbage? North Face is the outdoorsy Members Only of the early 90's.
Posted by: Hoss at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (Vy3s7)

prolly most of their stuff is made by Chinese Uyghur slaves.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (JFO2v)

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Anything for Mother Earth, including enslavement of unwanted peoples in a faraway country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (NWM+b)

231 61 Legend has it that a 17th century tavern owner in Sussex named Ben would use a tankard as a tip jar. At closing time the pub employees would compete at mumbledy peg and the first place finisher would claim all of that night's proceeds from the tip jar. This ritual came to be known as "Win Ben's Stein Money"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (m45I2)

(Dryly) "I shall do my best. "

Posted by: Joseph II at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (qyH+l)

232
Scarlet Ibis


I'll take "Rejected Nathaniel Hawthorne Titles" for $300, Alex.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (RaxiV)

233 218 212
Is this new?

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (KnJdm)





For Insom, yes!

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (8k7U7)

Oh good. He was having such a great year, he needs to be taken down a couple notches.

J/K
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (KnJdm)

Hey now.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (nakwk)

234 Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., argues those who allowed election fraud to happen 'needs to go to jail.'



https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6216877053001/

?playlist_id=3166411554001#sp=show-c

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (CZm2G)



Alright someone lock up Ratshitberger in Georgia.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (sucws)

235 Really liked Saratoga Springs. Also, spent some relaxing hours at the mineral baths.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (ol6cB)

not saying that sounds ghey

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (JFO2v)

236 201 171 ... Waljng Dude,

She should be very happy. My 10/22 take down is more accurate than regular 10/22s I've used as well as a Marlin model 60.

Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (7EjX1)

I still have the one I got for Christmas *koff koff* years ago in 3rd grade. I lurve that little rifle. Broke it down over the summer for a deep clean, first time in its life it was ever cleaned.
Still shoots as accurately today as it did when i used it for squirrel hunting in Louisiana.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (VcFUs)

237 > Nice hat you got there Pieter....now give us the cash and dope dutch boy!

"All I have is a can of paint, I swear!"

Hey, that might explain the facial expression in the painting. Besides drinking and smoking dope, he's been huffing paint.


Posted by: Pieter at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (6dXV7)

238 Went to school in the armpit of NY. Saw a recent story of RECORD OMG!! snow of 41" in Binghamton. When I was there we got 37" overnight one winter. We went to work.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (KnJdm)

Yup. Got stuck at school over a holiday because we had 3 feet. It seemed like it fell all at once. Boom.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (ol6cB)

239 Alright someone lock up Ratshitberger in Georgia.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (sucws)

The first 7 inches was consensual

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)

240 Hey Diogenes!!

Time to wake up, scratch and go looking for coffee!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (m45I2)

241 232
Scarlet Ibis

I'll take "Rejected Nathaniel Hawthorne Titles" for $300, Alex.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (RaxiV)

Heh.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (bCLt0)

242 Wow. In the
@nytimes
, a doctor explains why the CDC chose to de-emphasize the elderly, even though doing so would've saved lives:

"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the playing field a bit"
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)

and now we know why they needed to control the health care system - recall the original BHO pick for Health Czar called the system "necessarily redistributive"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (oAY8z)

243 one P, long O

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (jdRf/)

244 Scuba dude,
Have you considered car pooling with berserker next year? That would be an epic road trip!!! Especially if Vinnie came too...lololololol!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (UUBmN)

245 She should be very happy. My 10/22 take down is more accurate than regular 10/22s I've used as well as a Marlin model 60.

Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (7EjX1)


I went with a long eye relief, low power scope on my Ruger 9mm PC - pretty sure it uses the same take down mechanism as the 10/22. Never had the thing lose zero - and it really shouldn't, since the scope rides with the barrel. I'm sure the 10/22 take down would perform just as well. I own a Rem 597, but I wouldn't hesitate to own a 10/22.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (E7zwb)

246 238 Went to school in the armpit of NY. Saw a recent story of RECORD OMG!! snow of 41" in Binghamton. When I was there we got 37" overnight one winter. We went to work.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (KnJdm)

Yup. Got stuck at school over a holiday because we had 3 feet. It seemed like it fell all at once. Boom.
--------------------
Lake effect is a thing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (XJfQq)

247 So is CBD really censoring Insom or is that Insom self-posting a censored comment as a joke? It's too early for meta-humor. Need more caffeine...

Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (0MnEQ)

248 243 one P, long O
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (jdRf/)

I sometime make a long OOO when I p

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (JFO2v)

249 one P, long O
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (jdRf/)
-----
Me John, Big Tree.

Posted by: Johnny at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (Uhu8A)

250 not saying that sounds ghey

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (JFO2v)

LMAO! Yeah, when I hit post I thought "rhut rho."...

I wouldn't have respected you if I got away with it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (ol6cB)

251
247 So is CBD really censoring Insom or is that Insom self-posting a censored comment as a joke?


Insom made a funny

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (RaxiV)

252 211 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)

The reference at the bottom of the link to David Irving is kind of troubling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (s2VJv)

253 Also on the Nazi show, Goering had a huge model railroad.
-----------------
Goring had an amazing country house. Guy lived well. Died hard but lived well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (XJfQq)

He was a stud in WW1 and national celebrity. He definitely let it go to his head.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (2DOZq)

254 Wow. In the

@nytimes

, a doctor explains why the CDC chose to de-emphasize the elderly, even though doing so would've saved lives:



"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health
benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the
playing field a bit"

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)


CDC motto: Kill whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)

255 would compete at mumbledy peg


Playing a game with a knife.
tsk tsk, comrade, that's dangerous sport.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (CZm2G)

256 So is CBD really censoring Insom or is that Insom self-posting a censored comment as a joke? It's too early for meta-humor. Need more caffeine...
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (0MnEQ)


The latter.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (8k7U7)

257 Oh good. He was having such a great year, he needs to be taken down a couple notches.

J/K
Posted by: flounder

I have noiced that as the horde in general gets gloomier and doomier, Insom has been getting more chipper
I don't know if that's just in comparison, or if it's because the horde is taking on some of the ambient gloom burden off him*

but I think it's nice to have an upbeat Insom


*goes off to theorize about the theory of the conservation of gloom

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (nUhF0)

258 Thanks, Krebs

Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (0MnEQ)

259 Wow, Chargers beat the Raiders. Marcus Mariaota was the Raiders QB. Raiders must really suck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (XJfQq)

260
No expert but if John Roberts is afraid to do his duty wouldn't the honorable thing be to resign?


If Roberts were honorable, he wouldn't be in DC. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You could say the same thing about all the gubmint drones who climbed aboard the #Resist bandwagon. They should've all resigned, too. But nooooo, they had to deny us Normals our wishes and defy OMB instead. They can all DIAF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (HaL55)

261 I'm pretty sure it's Insom having some fun. Or he's the world's unluckiest commenter.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (1fg6a)

262 250 not saying that sounds ghey

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (JFO2v)

LMAO! Yeah, when I hit post I thought "rhut rho."...

I wouldn't have respected you if I got away with it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (ol6cB)

it wasnt that ghey not like Obama ghey

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (JFO2v)

263 Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (oAY8z)

Palin was correct. Death panels.

Posted by: Cooldawg at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (WEsWY)

264

CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)


Cremate De Crackas...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (s2VJv)

265 Tip jar, reminder.

Merry Christmas, Ace. It is done. You don't know me. We never spoke.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (KnJdm)

266 Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., argues those who allowed election fraud to happen 'needs to go to jail.'

-
I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)

267 Also on the Nazi show, Goering had a huge model railroad.
-------------------
I bet it ran on time.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (UDapT)

268 CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)

Well they are in the ATL.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (JFO2v)

269 264

CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)


Cremate De Crackas...
-----------------
Where did you think they would find all that healthcare money for illegal aliens. This was a Win-Win for the NAZI party.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (XJfQq)

270 No expert but if John Roberts is afraid to do his duty wouldn't the honorable thing be to resign?



Seppuku.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (wf5ik)

271 260
No expert but if John Roberts is afraid to do his duty wouldn't the honorable thing be to resign?

If Roberts were honorable, he wouldn't be in DC. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You could say the same thing about all the gubmint drones who climbed aboard the #Resist bandwagon. They should've all resigned, too. But nooooo, they had to deny us Normals our wishes and defy OMB instead. They can all DIAF.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (HaL55)


Roberts DID do his duty: preserve the overthrow of the republic as founded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (s2VJv)

272 I would let Famke Janssen speak Dutch to me. Or Carice van Houten.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (Uhu8A)

273 Seppuku.
Posted by: rickb223

assisted?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (nUhF0)

274 Wait if you self post a censored comment is no longer censored?


*puts on latex gloves*

*thumbs through handbook*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (ol6cB)

275 Does look jolly, even if he does look like a period horse trader.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (W+kMI)

276 I've got news for the Left. Whitey is hard to kill.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (2DOZq)

277 255 would compete at mumbledy peg


Playing a game with a knife.
tsk tsk, comrade, that's dangerous sport.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (CZm2G)

mumbledy peg and pegging are 2 sports that sound the same but vastly diff

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)

278 Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., argues those who allowed election fraud to happen 'needs to go to jail.'

-
I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Fuck jail. You have to feed them in jail. They ain't worth a dime.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (wf5ik)

279 266 Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., argues those who allowed election fraud to happen 'needs to go to jail.'

-
I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)


Forget the thousands of flunky ground troops (for now). I want Obama, Soros, McChrystal and everyone who planned this to swing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (s2VJv)

280 ( waiting for Steven Segal joke)

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (2DOZq)

281 I have excess poultry. Do you think ace would accept them in lieu of cash?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (bCLt0)

282 CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)
Cremate De Crackas...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (s2VJv)

Anyway we can send all the old white liberals to the front of the line?

Tell them it's another freebie from Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (aD5Lz)

283 When I was a kid I used to love the TV version with Leo G. Carroll.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (L8ADy

Marion Kerby, "The Ghostess with the mostest".

Posted by: Joseph II at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (qyH+l)

284 266 Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., argues those who allowed election fraud to happen 'needs to go to jail.'

-
I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)

So, Mr. Paul, bridge too far that you would sign on to Mo Brooks' challenge?

Or are we in the "they should go to jail but we're going to let it slide this time" phase of things?

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (KbCG3)

285 Forget the thousands of flunky ground troops (for now). I want Obama, Soros, McChrystal and everyone who planned this to swing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (s2VJv)

Please, Santa. I have been a very good by this year.

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (KnJdm)

286 I have excess poultry. Do you think ace would accept them in lieu of cash?
Posted by: tubal
----
Is this the beginnings of a chicken joke???

Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (UUBmN)

287 Seppuku.
Posted by: rickb223

assisted?
Posted by: vmom



I would gladly open them up like a catfish.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (wf5ik)

288 280 ( waiting for Steven Segal joke)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (2DOZq)

=======

Godot has a great one. You'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (NWM+b)

289 The reference at the bottom of the link to David Irving is kind of troubling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (s2VJv)

Supposedly he was quite a good source for the history of Nazi Germany. But his spectacular flame-out should have made everything he ever wrote suspicious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (xT2tT)

290 281 I have excess poultry. Do you think ace would accept them in lieu of cash?
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (bCLt0)

do you pluck the chicken before sticking it in the USB port?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)

291 264

CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)


Cremate De Crackas...
-------------
But, but, USA Today told me Wuhan flu hit women and minorities hardest!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (W+kMI)

292 257 Oh good. He was having such a great year, he needs to be taken down a couple notches.

J/K
Posted by: flounder

I have noiced that as the horde in general gets gloomier and doomier, Insom has been getting more chipper
I don't know if that's just in comparison, or if it's because the horde is taking on some of the ambient gloom burden off him*

but I think it's nice to have an upbeat Insom


*goes off to theorize about the theory of the conservation of gloom

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (nUhF0)

Could Insom be the Horde's Typhoid Mary of Gloom?
Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of this thread.
*Drink more Ovaltine*

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (VcFUs)

293 Wow. In the

@nytimes

, a doctor explains why the CDC chose to de-emphasize the elderly, even though doing so would've saved lives:



"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health
benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the
playing field a bit"

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)


CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)



Leftists gotta genocide.

it's inherent in their system and psychology.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (EERbD)

294 I have excess poultry. Do you think ace would accept them in lieu of cash?
Posted by: tubal
----


You cheep bastige!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (wf5ik)

295 I think those are "spills" -- twisted pieces of paper that were used
like matches. You'd stick the end of one on the charcoal and blow in it
until it caught fire, then use it to light your pipe.


Yes, you're right! How else would he light his pipe, anyway? He couldn't just stick it straight into the coals, or pick up a coal. Thanks!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (ZzfrF)

296 286
I have excess poultry. Do you think ace would accept them in lieu of cash?

Posted by: tubal

----

Is this the beginnings of a chicken joke???

Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (UUBmN)

Is this how Ewoks replicate?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (VcFUs)

297 So Fauci is Dr Megele. Who knew?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (XJfQq)

298 At this point I would give bezos the post office

Posted by: Nckate at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (c2XaW)

299 I'd like to see the criminal media set on fire.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (lgiXo)

300 290

do you pluck the chicken before sticking it in the USB port?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)

I am No Chicken Plucker! Good day, sir! I say, Good Day!

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)

301 LOL Muldoon. That is brilliant!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (SScvq)

302 Adam Schiffs head on a pike would be a great Christmas present.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:26 AM (XJfQq)

303
"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health
benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the playing field a bit"
=====

Is Oprah still touting that 'solution' for whatever she is unhappy about? I remember being shocked at clips of her show with the clapping seals cheering on her generational genocide.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 18, 2020 10:26 AM (MIKMs)

304 do you pluck the chicken before sticking it in the USB port?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)



I am No Chicken Plucker! Good day, sir! I say, Good Day!

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)

Only one end has a cloaca, use that end only. The other end pecks too much

Posted by: Rural MFM Talking Head at December 18, 2020 10:26 AM (VcFUs)

305 Off fake media sock

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (VcFUs)

306 Nancy Pelosi could be garroted with her own boobs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (lgiXo)

307 But, but, USA Today told me Wuhan flu hit women and minorities hardest!



Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (W+kMI)



Yes the MFM loves to bleat how racist Flu Manchu is. Odd how it doesn't show up at BLM riots but somehow it's racist everywhere else.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (nOB2/)

308 Seppuku.

Posted by: rickb223
--------------------------------
I can never get those fucking numbers to add up.

Fucking Japs.

Posted by: joey biden at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (UDapT)

309 Adam Schiffs head on a pike would be a great Christmas present.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:26 AM (XJfQq)

Doesn't match my decor...I'd have to keep it in the garage.

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (AwYPR)

310 278 Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., argues those who allowed election fraud to happen 'needs to go to jail.'
-
I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Fuck jail. You have to feed them in jail. They ain't worth a dime.
--------
I would like to nominate an old Ohio custom practiced by the Shawnee and friends. Make them run the gauntlet. The men and women in the gauntlet line will be made up of former business owners who lost them to Antifa riots and Wuhan Flu edicts.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (W+kMI)

311 ffs
USA TODAYS FACT CHECK INTERN CONTINUES TO KNOCK EM OUT OF THE PARK: Fact check: Story about United Airlines, Black Lives Matter and a toddler is satirical.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (JFO2v)

312 299 I'd like to see the criminal media set on fire.

This, without the media, there is no dog eater potus. Without the media, there is less tolerance for weaponization of alphabet DC.

Posted by: Cooldawg at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (WEsWY)

313 I have noiced that as the horde in general gets gloomier and doomier, Insom has been getting more chipper
I don't know if that's just in comparison, or if it's because the horde is taking on some of the ambient gloom burden off him*

but I think it's nice to have an upbeat Insom


*goes off to theorize about the theory of the conservation of gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (nUhF0)

Could be. Could also be my generally contrarian nature. I must self-reflect and ponder.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)

314 Adam Schiffs head on a pike would be a great Christmas present.
=====

How could we tell?

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (MIKMs)

315 Euell Gibbons approves!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (RaxiV)

Tastes just like wild hickory nuts...

Posted by: browndog at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (BgMrQ)

316
and now we know why they needed to control the health care system - recall the original BHO pick for Health Czar called the system "necessarily redistributive"
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


It all sounds like a necessary precursor to a widespread "redistribute lead in small packets" program.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (RaxiV)

317 306
Nancy Pelosi could be garroted with her own boobs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (lgiXo)

Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your boobs hang low?

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (KnJdm)

318 Mark Zuckerigger's greed

Facebook Inc. lashed out at Apple Inc. in a series of full-page newspaper ads, claiming the iPhone maker's coming mobile software changes around data gathering and targeted advertising are bad for small businesses.

The ads, which ran Wednesday in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Washington Post, carried the headline "We're standing up to Apple for small businesses everywhere." They home in on upcoming changes to Apple's iOS 14 operating system that will curb the ability of companies like Facebook to gather data about users and ply them with targeted advertising.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (3aI0K)

319 Only one end has a cloaca, use that end only. The other end pecks too much
Posted by: Rural MFM Talking Head



That's almost ghey.
One end has a cloaca, the other end a pecker.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (wf5ik)

320 313

Could be. Could also be my generally contrarian nature. I must self-reflect and ponder.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)

Be Zen, Insom. Return with Koans.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (bCLt0)

321 Adam Schiffs head on a pike would be a great Christmas present.
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Would that be a northern pike?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (lgiXo)

322 293 Leftists gotta genocide.

it's inherent in their system and psychology.
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Margaret Sanger was NOT "cool with Coolidge."

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (W+kMI)

323 313 I have noiced that as the horde in general gets gloomier and doomier, Insom has been getting more chipper
I don't know if that's just in comparison, or if it's because the horde is taking on some of the ambient gloom burden off him*

but I think it's nice to have an upbeat Insom


*goes off to theorize about the theory of the conservation of gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (nUhF0)

Could be. Could also be my generally contrarian nature. I must self-reflect and ponder.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)

The Horde is Insom's picture of Dorian Gray.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (Zm+LZ)

324 My dad had some wild stories from his hitchhiking days in the late 50s.and according to him it was a weird and unpredictable endeavor even then and even for a 6'4" guy. He would hitch the Dixie Hwy from FL to MI back and forth while stationed in Pensacola and in uniform you'd be on foot only briefly - rides were automatic. Of course no way the USN would allow that today.

Posted by: Hoss at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (Vy3s7)

325
Are we in the Slough of Despond yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (RaxiV)

326 Nancy Pelosi could be garroted with her own boobs.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (lgiXo)

But first, I will motorboat them.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 10:31 AM (aD5Lz)

327 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team

Is there a major bombshell about to drop that demonstrates a reason to not trust Joe Biden and his team? Does this have something to do with the massive hacks ongoing across the federal government right now? Or is it just an awkward holiday protocol? So many questions.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:31 AM (3aI0K)

328 One end has a cloaca, the other end a pecker.


******


I think that's called a hen-aphrodite

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (m45I2)

329 Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)

Misery loves company? Nah.

You just got your shit together for the most part. Timing just a bit coincidental.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (2DOZq)

330 Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (KnJdm)

---

My g-babies go into a fit of giggles every time they sing this.

Their mom is not amused.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (RU4sa)

331 325
Are we in the Slough of Despond yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (RaxiV)

No. We're still in the Bog of Eternal Stench.*Breathes Deeply*
Yup. Still there.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (VcFUs)

332 But, but, USA Today told me Wuhan flu hit women and minorities hardest!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (W+kMI)

Turns out, according to a couple studies published in the last week or so, minorities *once hospitalized* have the same statistical outcome as whites. The authors are still looking for "systemic" reasons for the worse outcomes when not hospitalized, but I suspect it's that many simply don't consider the hospital an option until it's too late.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (uquGJ)

333 I didn't believe it - so I went to the NY Times. Damned if it ain't true.
https://nyti.ms/2WoW9jP
Deciding who gets this glorified flu shot based on social justice horse shit. We are watching mass lunacy, in real time. We're going to watch affluent whites fight blacks and latins over a vaccine that none of them need. One things for sure - I'll go last, if I go at all.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (E7zwb)

334 MI man successfully sues his parents for compensation over tossing his porn collection. SC Chief Justice Roberts found him to have standing.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (UDapT)

335 329 Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)

Misery loves company? Nah.

You just got your shit together for the most part. Timing just a bit coincidental.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (2DOZq)

By the end of next year he'll be President-dictator for life in the ruins of the United States after an alien invasion.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 10:34 AM (Zm+LZ)

336 Speaking of Christmas homecomings.
Has anyone heard anything about the troop drawdowns in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Those were supposed to be done by the 15th.
Has that happened or has the pizzle palace disobeyed orders, again?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 18, 2020 10:34 AM (Drr5h)

337 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team

Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (lgiXo)

338 334 MI man successfully sues his parents for compensation over tossing his porn collection. SC Chief Justice Roberts found him to have standing.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (UDapT)

All the unspilled Preg-Nog should have standing as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (VcFUs)

339 318 Mark Zuckerigger's greed

Facebook Inc. lashed out at Apple Inc. in a series of full-page newspaper ads, claiming the iPhone maker's coming mobile software changes around data gathering and targeted advertising are bad for small businesses.

The ads, which ran Wednesday in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Washington Post, carried the headline "We're standing up to Apple for small businesses everywhere." They home in on upcoming changes to Apple's iOS 14 operating system that will curb the ability of companies like Facebook to gather data about users and ply them with targeted advertising.
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Actually I think Facebook has the right of it. Ad revenue is ad revenue, and Facebook isn't PBS (yet). Apple is choking off the competition so they can make all their users rely on Apple-owned social media and apps exclusive to Apple products. It's what Apple wants, a captive market where they dictate content and pocket 100% of ad revenue for themselves. Buy, American.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (W+kMI)

340 SCOTUS dismisses NY census lawsuit for lack of jurisdiction.


Well well, Roberts throws a "lack of standing" bone our way.

Posted by: WisRich at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (G0vdT)

341 211 Goering's model railroad.

https://bit.ly/3mAIcJX

"Goering's attic layout had an overhead airplane system which could "bomb" trains below by dropping little wooden bombs at the push of a button."

"There were two huge model railway layouts, one was in the attic and the other one was in the basement."

Mrs. Goering was all, "We're not having your toy trains in here! If you have to have your toy trains they have to be in the attic or in the basement!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)

Early Gomez and Pugsly Addams...

Posted by: browndog at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (BgMrQ)

342 330 Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (KnJdm)

---

My g-babies go into a fit of giggles every time they sing this.

Their mom is not amused.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (RU4sa)

Such a great song. And versatile too as one can substitute aspects of male anatomy as well.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:36 AM (nakwk)

343 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. One look at that picture sent me racing to find Muldoon's input. I wasn't disappointed.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 10:36 AM (axyOa)

344 337 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team

Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (lgiXo)

Biden goes into long rant about the pool and fighting with corndog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:36 AM (JFO2v)

345 And further concerning Apple, they prostituted themselves to the PRC for $$$. Hindering Apple at any and every turn until they renounce the PRC should be a patriotic duty.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:36 AM (W+kMI)

346 TIME: To some, despite her disabilities, Helen Keller was 'just another . . . privileged white person'

https://bit.ly/3myeoO6

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Yeah, she played that deaf, dumb, and blind card for all it was worth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

347 Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (W+kMI)

A pox on both of them.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (2DOZq)

348 Preg-Nog

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (VcFUs)

Oh man, just got the joke...slow as Biden, here.

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (AwYPR)

349 337 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team

Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (lgiXo)

They keep talking about briefs, but I wear boxers, man!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I like apples! at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (Izzlo)

350 Has that happened or has the pizzle palace disobeyed orders, again?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 18, 2020 10:34 AM (Drr5h)

I really wish I understood how someone can flagrantly disobey a direct order from the C in C (POTUS).
Line them up at attention in the oval office, look them in the eye, give the order.
Bring them back in 7 days. Demand status.
Arrest. Confine. Military Court Martial. Hard Time.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (VcFUs)

351 Dr Jill

There were 800,000 students in Community Colleges in 1960. There are over 4,000,000 by 1980. Thats 230% growth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (JFO2v)

352 TIME: To some, despite her disabilities, Helen Keller was 'just another . . . privileged white person'

https://bit.ly/3myeoO6

-
Yeah, she played that deaf, dumb, and blind card for all it was worth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

Just doing what communists do.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (2DOZq)

353 Could be. Could also be my generally contrarian nature. I must self-reflect and ponder.
Posted by: Insomniac

don't get me wrong - it's good that you are upbeat
I appreciate it and it helps me deal with my own gloom

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (nUhF0)

354 "I don't give a #@&^ about 'Bush v. Gore'... at that time we didn't have RIOTS!"

A staffer "heard *SCREAMING* through the walls as Justice Roberts & other liberal Justices were insisting this case *NOT* be taken up..."

Wonder why Texas' case was dropped?
Staffer testimony,
Here's why:

https://tinyurl.com/ycfyfyko


Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (CZm2G)

355 A bomb rigged to a rickshaw killed 15 kids and wounded 20+ others in eastern Afghanistan today.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (UDapT)

356 >> TIME: To some, despite her disabilities, Helen Keller was 'just another . . . privileged white person'


Dat bitch never even been fake hate-crimed.

Posted by: Bubba 'Jussie' Wallace at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (ImaEB)

357 329 Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)

Misery loves company? Nah.

You just got your shit together for the most part. Timing just a bit coincidental.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (2DOZq)

Pretty much, yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (nakwk)

358 Lake effect is a thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (XJfQq)


ehhhhh...

Binghamton is a little far south to get true lake effect.

They come by theirs naturally.

Posted by: browndog at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (BgMrQ)

359 The guy in the painting really reminds me of former NFL quarterback Jim Kelly. Just the face, of course.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (hOOi9)

360 327 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team

Is there a major bombshell about to drop that demonstrates a reason to not trust Joe Biden and his team? Does this have something to do with the massive hacks ongoing across the federal government right now? Or is it just an awkward holiday protocol? So many questions.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:31 AM (3aI0K)

=========

"Proof that the federal government is infested with Trumpists that must all be purged in favor of college juniors in critical race theory majors from elite universities."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (NWM+b)

361 MI man successfully sues his parents for compensation over tossing his porn collection. SC Chief Justice Roberts found him to have standing.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (UDapT)


It's Michael Moore, isn't it?

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (8k7U7)

362 351 Dr Jill

There were 800,000 students in Community Colleges in 1960. There are over 4,000,000 by 1980. Thats 230% growth.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (JFO2v)

So I know we're not big on math here, but that doesn't work out in absolute or annualized terms.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (Zm+LZ)

363 A D.C. Council member's car was stolen after she left it running while making a stop at a bakery in Northwest Thursday.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (3aI0K)

364 >>A staffer "heard *SCREAMING* through the walls as Justice Roberts & other liberal Justices were insisting this case *NOT* be taken up


That cunt Roberts should hang himself if this is true.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (ImaEB)

365 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team

Is
there a major bombshell about to drop that demonstrates a reason to not
trust Joe Biden and his team? Does this have something to do with the
massive hacks ongoing across the federal government right now? Or is it
just an awkward holiday protocol? So many questions.


Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:31 AM (3aI0K)

If true, this is both huge and good. They are traitorous scum who are in essence spying for a foreign nation.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (946rW)

366 I just got here, so I'm gonna comment on the painting even though we're past 100 comments.

It looks like someone photoshopped the face of a news anchor into the picture.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (ofYez)

367 355 A bomb rigged to a rickshaw killed 15 kids and wounded 20+ others in eastern Afghanistan today.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (UDapT)

Bet Swallowswell would demand that foreign aid buy them a decent car.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (JFO2v)

368 349 337 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team

Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word


Maybe they're tired of classified information to China.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (CZm2G)

369 >>Binghamton is a little far south to get true lake effect.


No.

We had a plac eup there and you could snowshoe off the deck, regularly.

The deck was 12 feet off the lawn.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (ImaEB)

370 I really wish I understood how someone can flagrantly disobey a direct order from the C in C (POTUS). Line them up at attention in the oval office, look them in the eye, give the order. Bring them back in 7 days. Demand status. Arrest. Confine. Military Court Martial. Hard Time.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (VcFUs)


My guess is they never really had to. You just drag your feet a little. Tell the old man what he wants to hear, and play for time. Make excuses. Stall.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (E7zwb)

371 don't get me wrong - it's good that you are upbeat
I appreciate it and it helps me deal with my own gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (nUhF0)


You mean you DON'T want me sinking back into the abyss so things can return to the status quo ante? That changes things.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (nakwk)

372 At this point I would give bezos the post office

Posted by: Nckate

If you can believe Trump, "giving Bezos the post office" is what got it in the shape it's in this week. But your shitty little sneer is certainly appreciated.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (zMFmR)

373 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team


Linkie?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (tsZQ+)

374 killed 15 kids and wounded 20+ others in eastern Afghanistan today

Reason 34,590 we should have never been on the ground in the hellhole.

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (jdRf/)

375 Actually I think Facebook has the right of it. Ad revenue is ad revenue, and Facebook isn't PBS (yet). Apple is choking off the competition so they can make all their users rely on Apple-owned social media and apps exclusive to Apple products. It's what Apple wants, a captive market where they dictate content and pocket 100% of ad revenue for themselves. Buy, American.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (W+kMI)



Eh, they can both lose, but -

As FB is so fond of letting us know -

they can do what they want within their walled garden.

Therefore, so can Apple.

Play ball!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (EERbD)

376 That painting is odd. It looks like someone photoshopped a head into it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (WEBkv)

377 336 Speaking of Christmas homecomings.
Has anyone heard anything about the troop drawdowns in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Those were supposed to be done by the 15th.
Has that happened or has the pizzle palace disobeyed orders, again?
\\\\\\
That's a good question. then again, bringing the boys & girls back home would reflect well on Trump, and therefore will be ignored wherever & whenever possible.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (W+kMI)

378 >>BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team


All I want for Christmas...

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (ImaEB)

379 The painter Hunter Biden, whose oeuvre I'm sure you're familiar with, is reportedly getting ready to debut his artworks to the world. According to Page Six, Biden may soon be represented by the Georges Berges Gallery in New York City, with a solo show planned for sometime next year.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (3aI0K)

380 311 ffs
USA TODAYS FACT CHECK INTERN CONTINUES TO KNOCK EM OUT OF THE PARK: Fact check: Story about United Airlines, Black Lives Matter and a toddler is satirical.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (JFO2v)

No FFS. This is them admitting that their readers are f*cking tards. I love it.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (KbCG3)

381 So I know we're not big on math here, but that doesn't work out in absolute or annualized terms.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (Zm+LZ)

Dr Jill

75% of student in community college classes will be white. 25% will be black or hispanic. The remainder will Asian, middle eastern, or assorted races.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

382 Helen Keller was 'just another . . . privileged white person'

Dat bitch never even been fake hate-crimed.



********


I think you're forgetting the time her roommate asked her to read the waffle iron.



(Sorry, Grandma!)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (m45I2)

383 Yeah, she played that deaf, dumb, and blind card for all it was worth!


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)




She played a mean pinball

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (nOB2/)

384 A bomb rigged to a rickshaw killed 15 kids and wounded 20+ others in eastern Afghanistan today.
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*checks bags of fucks, looks empty

Posted by: MJ at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (gAMkn)

385 373
BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team





Linkie?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (tsZQ+)

Axios.
https://tinyurl.com/y97x99ly

Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (KnJdm)

386 oh oh! can we do Hellen Keller jokes?

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (jdRf/)

387 WaPo has a story today that airports are romantic.

The media isn't even trying to be serious anymore.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ZGrMX)

388 I didn't have the sound on but Joe and Jill were whining about the VRWC trying to get Jill to drop her 'doctor' "title" but they're not going to concede to those terrorists and will be keeping her "title".

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (UDapT)

389 >>She played a mean pinball


Well, she ain't got no distractions.

Buzzers, Bells...Flashing Lights.

Nothing.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ImaEB)

390 Ken Blackwell says, Constitutional transgressions cannot be ignored

https://tinyurl.com/y7584anv

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (CZm2G)

391 379 The painter Hunter Biden, whose oeuvre I'm sure you're familiar with, is reportedly getting ready to debut his artworks to the world. According to Page Six, Biden may soon be represented by the Georges Berges Gallery in New York City, with a solo show planned for sometime next year.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (3aI0K)

Some titles to be displayed:

Fucking a crack ho

Crack ho sucking my dick

Being pegged by a crack ho

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (JFO2v)

392 387 WaPo has a story today that airports are romantic.

The media isn't even trying to be serious anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ZGrMX)

=========

Because that's where Buttigieg proposed to his husband and the media is all about the narrative and building up a potential Democratic national star?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (NWM+b)

393 WaPo has a story today that airports are romantic.

I thought so.

Posted by: Larry Craig at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (jdRf/)

394 >>WaPo has a story today that airports are romantic.


Any building with a Public Restroom is like Venice to the Fags.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (ImaEB)

395 Dr Jill



75% of student in community college classes will be white. 25% will
be black or hispanic. The remainder will Asian, middle eastern, or
assorted races.


Those number thingys: how do they work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (HaL55)

396 Might just be due to Christmas/New Year's break, but the Pentagon has apparently stopped the Biden team transition briefings:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97x99ly


Biden/Xi team is trying to figure out how the Pentagon knew so much classified information.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (SwCv8)

397 Them white people be impossible to kill. You think hitting Michael Myers or Hockey Mask Jason with shitty healthcare is a viable plan? They will be on our asses like white on rice.

Posted by: Terrified CDC Doc at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (cCxiu)

398 WaPo has a story today that airports are romantic.

The media isn't even trying to be serious anymore.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ZGrMX)

I've heard the restrooms can be.

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (AwYPR)

399 359 The guy in the painting really reminds me of former NFL quarterback Jim Kelly. Just the face, of course.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (hOOi9)

Wut!

Put down the pipe...

Posted by: Bills Mafia at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (BgMrQ)

400 388 I didn't have the sound on but Joe and Jill were whining about the VRWC trying to get Jill to drop her 'doctor' "title" but they're not going to concede to those terrorists and will be keeping her "title".
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (UDapT)

========

Yes, let the news of the worthlessness of her dissertation and degree spread far and wide while the Bidens hold firm to her title as though it's some great achievement.

I can't wait for SNL to not touch this with a 10 foot pole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (NWM+b)

401 Because that's where Buttigieg proposed to his husband and the media is all about the narrative and building up a potential Democratic national star?

Yup. The headline is literally "Pete Buttgigger is right: airports are romantic".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)

402 Their mom is not amused.


Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (RU4sa)

I taught the brats "Friggin' In The Rigging" by the Sex Pistols.


On the drive to school.


Elementary school.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (xT2tT)

403 401 Because that's where Buttigieg proposed to his husband and the media is all about the narrative and building up a potential Democratic national star?

Yup. The headline is literally "Pete Buttgigger is right: airports are romantic".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)

==========

"No studying."
-Peter Venkman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (NWM+b)

404 Axios: Acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller ordered a Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with the transition of President-elect Biden, shocking officials across the Defense Department, senior administration officials tell Axios.

https://tinyurl.com/ydaly6ne

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 18, 2020 10:46 AM (OssQ4)

405 Helen Keller walks into a bar. Literally.

Helen Keller walks into a bar . The bartender says ' sorry we don't serve communists here bitch' Unfortunately she didn't hear him.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:46 AM (2DOZq)

406 I think you're forgetting the time her roommate asked her to read the waffle iron.



(Sorry, Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (m45I2)

The first dirty joke I ever heard was from a girl friend.

She stuff her hand down her jeans and starting signing with were other hand. Ask me what this? Helen Keller masturbating and moaning!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:46 AM (JFO2v)

407 337 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team

Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
========
I can think of a few reasons.
1. Trump hasn't given the okay yet. Deep State bureaucrats in uniform should stop jumping the gun.
2. As per CPT Charles, Biden doesn't have a security clearance. He actually can't receive Secret and higher clearance info until he's sworn in.
3. Biden, his loser son, and all his greedy commiecrat tail are corrupt and BDSM slaves to PRC. Anything told to them might as well be given to the PRC embassy in D.C..

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:46 AM (W+kMI)

408 Any building with a Public Restroom is like Venice to the Fags.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (ImaEB)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (JFO2v)

409
402 Their mom is not amused.


Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (RU4sa)

I taught the brats "Friggin' In The Rigging" by the Sex Pistols.


On the drive to school.


Elementary school.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (xT2tT)

How about The Pogues song lyrics?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (bCLt0)

410 >>I taught the brats "Friggin' In The Rigging" by the Sex Pistols.


>On the drive to school.


Haha - Friend of mine's daughter went on a short roadtrip to pick up a driftboat with us and I taught her many a GWAR song on that ride.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (ImaEB)

411 Well, she ain't got no distractions.



Buzzers, Bells...Flashing Lights.



Nothing.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ImaEB)

Plays by sense of smell
Always gets the replay
Never seen her fall

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (nOB2/)

412 LOL CBD.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (RU4sa)

413 I just have a wide stance... that's all

Posted by: Larry Craig at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (jdRf/)

414 Wonder why Texas' case was dropped?
Staffer testimony,
Here's why:

https://tinyurl.com/ycfyfyko


Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (CZm2G)

=================


Couple this with Lin Wood's recent tweet and a rather eye-opening picture emerges.

Note that none of the half-dozen or so other cases are even being heard either.

It might be interesting to see how the Lin Wood tweet plays out. I'd say he's implicitly threatening the Chief Justice that there is intelligence that can out him doing Bad Things. Sidney Powell has received Military Intelligence, and is a close friend of, and working with Wood so Wood was probably fed intel as well.

There are still white hats with cards to play, so it's impossible to see where this whole thing goes.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (hOOi9)

415 Not quite as nicely made as 50 years ago, but it does have some minor improvements. Mostly nostalgic but cool little rifles.

A few years back they switched to making the trigger housing from aluminum to some kind of polymer. Doesn't really matter but, you know, it kinda matters.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (qc+VF)

416 Might just be due to Christmas/New Year's break, but the Pentagon has apparently stopped the Biden team transition briefings:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97x99ly

yeah I would not read to much into this. I think this has more to do with the holiday than any policy change. And I say that since, in a technical way, I am working kinda in the pentagon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (tsZQ+)

417


Ken Blackwell is on The War Room. He said with Republicans winning down ticket what they want us to believe is that "Trump has long coattails but no coat." Great line.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (nOB2/)

418 Especially if Vinnie came too...lololololol!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (UUBmN)


If Vinnie came I'd fly to NJ just to ride along.

Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (XxJt1)

419 Who the hell wears a hat on your ear like that?

Posted by: Hat On Chin Guy at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (EQV8l)

420 The United States Supreme Court on Friday, by a vote of 6-3, said an effort to block President Donald Trump from excluding undocumented immigrants from a key Census count was "premature," effectively allowing the administration to move forward with its plans even as the justices left the door open to future challenges.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (3aI0K)

421 359 The guy in the painting really reminds me of former NFL quarterback Jim Kelly. Just the face, of course.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (hOOi9)

Nope, Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: Cooldawg at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (WEsWY)

422 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team




Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.


Who knows. Article says they'll resume in #twoweeks, just need a break for the holidays. Could just be a cover story. Could be a convenient pretext for something bigger about to drop. No idea.

Here - I'll deal some Hopium. Miller got an advance copy of the DNI brief - and shit is about to hit the fan. Hell - it could be that. I truly have no idea.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (E7zwb)

423 AM (tsZQ+)

Axios.
https://tinyurl.com/y97x99ly
Posted by: flo
-----------------------


Be nice to hear why the Pentagram stopped Biden's briefings from a source other than Axios.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:50 AM (CZm2G)

424 Helen Keller was 'just another . . . privileged white person'

Dat bitch never even been fake hate-crimed.


********


I think you're forgetting the time her roommate asked her to read the waffle iron.



(Sorry, Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (m45I2)


I heard some Antifa guys entered her home and moved all the furniture.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 10:50 AM (axyOa)

425 >>I just have a wide stance...


I told you my friend and he grew up together, right?

Said that Craig was an Omni-sexual.

Farm animals, relatives, inanimate objects...guy would fuck anything and everything and frequently did.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:50 AM (ImaEB)

426 416

yeah I would not read to much into this. I think this has more to do with the holiday than any policy change. And I say that since, in a technical way, I am working kinda in the pentagon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (tsZQ+)

Busy building bridges, plugging holes, planning extractions.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:50 AM (bCLt0)

427 All I want for Christmas...
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (ImaEB)

The lede is buried. It is burgerless story in a sea of burgerless stories

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (My6Vh)

428 Who the hell wears a hat on your ear like that?

When he was laying on the bar, it was the top of his head at the time.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (SwCv8)

429 I taught the brats "Friggin' In The Rigging" by the Sex Pistols.


On the drive to school.


Elementary school.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (xT2tT)


NaCly Dog and his students have re-written the Twelve Days of Christmas. It ends with a cartridge in an M-16.

Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (XxJt1)

430 She fell in a well and screamed her hands off...

Nobody ever heard her because she was wearing mittens.

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (jdRf/)

431 Who the hell wears a hat on your ear like that?
Posted by: Hat On Chin Guy at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM


Not me.

Posted by: zombie Vincent Van Gogh at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (DMUuz)

432 BTW, Joe called Buttgig's husband "Kristin" the other day.

https://twitter.com/MythinformedMKE/status/
1339669092039585799



Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (UDapT)

433 @garrett.... ewwww, just ewwww

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (jdRf/)

434 NaCly Dog and his students have re-written the Twelve Days of Christmas. It ends with a cartridge in an M-16.
Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (XxJt1)

5 golden cock rings

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (JFO2v)

435 Clayton Bigsby > Hellen Keller

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (2DOZq)

436 327 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team.

Could be that we are in the midst of a cyber attack and someone is tired of wasting time with Biden Harris having pronoun etiquette discussions.

Posted by: Rusty at December 18, 2020 10:53 AM (gtWiK)

437 You know why Helen cant drive?

Shes a woman!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:54 AM (JFO2v)

438 BTW, Joe called Buttgig's husband "Kristin" the other day.

Sundowner is so out of it, it's entirely possible he's innocent in this election scam of scam. The guy could honestly have deniability. He's that far gone. It wouldn't be hard to hide.

Yeah - he admitted to the biggest fraud system in history. So he used to know. Can we be sure he even remembers now ? Did he even understand, at the time, that fraud was bad ? I'm not kidding around - I think the old dude is that mentally wasted.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:54 AM (E7zwb)

439
305th Military Intelligence Brigade

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:54 AM (CZm2G)

440 It looks like a photoshopped head

Yeah, it's striking how modern the guy's face is. And yet he's from 1629. That's a buzz that's lasted almost 400 years!

I wonder if it seems modern because he's smiling freely like we do all the time.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 10:55 AM (8DRUP)

441 Coke is laying of 2200. Jobless claims at 3 month high. Im cheering this on. I want a fucking depression next year. America wants socialism? Get ready for it good and hard.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 18, 2020 10:55 AM (q78c4)

442 > It's what Apple wants, a captive market where they dictate content and pocket 100% of ad revenue for themselves.

Apple isn't really in the generic advertising business, and hasn't been since it discontinued iAds in 2016.

Posted by: Pieter at December 18, 2020 10:55 AM (6dXV7)

443 Axios: Acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller ordered a Pentagon-wide
halt to cooperation with the transition of President-elect Biden,
shocking officials across the Defense Department, senior administration
officials tell Axios.



It's good to see a microgram of sense once in a while.

My prog neighbor cornered me yesterday and axed me if I thought Biden won. She nearly became apoplectic when I calmly said, "No." Then she axed me if I watched Faux Nooz or any other conservative news outlet like I was some mind-numbed robot, and she got stymied again when I said, "No. I don't watch TV unless there's an Alabama game on, then I mute the stupid commercials."

Then she started parroting XiNN talking points in rapid-fire fashion. I just stood there and looked at her. Did I mention that she has TDS real bad? Can't wait until she starts in again so I can look her square in the eye and say, "Biden has dementia."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 10:55 AM (HaL55)

444 BLM keeps on phoning her while she's doing the ironing!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (UDapT)

445 You know why Helen cant drive?


********


So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)

446 >>Could be that we are in the midst of a cyber attack


We are...

and it is pretty fucking dire from the reports I am getting.

Apparently they got into just about everything using an exploit that slipped by months+ ago.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (ImaEB)

447 Painting looks like someone cut out the head of one image and pasted it there. Like those old flash animations or Southpark.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2020 10:57 AM (l6b3d)

448 I still say that ButtJizz turned down the job of Ambassador to Chy-na because he found out that his husband wouldn't be recognized there.

Posted by: Pieter at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (6dXV7)

449 Ok just suppose that bribe em is the next president how does he deal with hunter and the crime family issues. On that alone we are looking at a president camela. We are so fucked.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (0OmEj)

450 446 >>Could be that we are in the midst of a cyber attack


We are...

and it is pretty fucking dire from the reports I am getting.

Apparently they got into just about everything using an exploit that slipped by months+ ago.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (ImaEB)

Any credible evidence on where it is originating?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (bCLt0)

451 So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)

In drivers ed I told this girl she was driving by braille as she hit the botts dot on either side of the lane. Couch Buxton spit coke out his nose.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (JFO2v)

452 446 >>Could be that we are in the midst of a cyber attack


We are...

and it is pretty fucking dire from the reports I am getting.

Apparently they got into just about everything using an exploit that slipped by months+ ago.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (ImaEB)

===========

My wife, the cybersecurity analyst, has resigned herself to everyone's data already being out there for sale on the dark web. It's just about protecting what you can, like putting holds on your credit scores.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (NWM+b)

453
Be nice to hear why the Pentagram stopped Biden's briefings from a source other than Axios.
Posted by: Braenyard


Is he a witch?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (63Dwl)

454 Well, the record attained by a boy in Warren County some years ago has been topped. Here's some girl power I can fully endorse.
https://tinyurl.com/yaghto2m

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (W+kMI)

455 Any credible evidence on where it is originating?

Scranton

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (jdRf/)

456 >>Any credible evidence on where it is originating?


Russia, apparently. Without doubt implied in any way.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (ImaEB)

457 You know why Helen cant drive?


********


So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)


***

At the stadium where the Mariners play, the umpire room has Braille in the door. The umps were not pleased.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (axyOa)

458 So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon

During one of the hundreds, if not thousands, of design sessions at 'The Bank' over the years, we finally badgered the legal gal into shouting "It doesn't have to make any sense, we just have to do it!!".

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (Rvt88)

459 > Yeah, she played that deaf, dumb, and blind card for all it was worth!

I hear she also played a mean pinball.

Posted by: Pieter at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (6dXV7)

460 You know why Helen cant drive?

********

So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)


Braille picture and sound controls on teevee remotes.

I really don't know why there's always got to be a deaf interpreter with every public speech these days. It's quite a racket, these deaf interpreter services.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)

461 We are ...
and it is pretty fucking dire from the reports I am getting.



Apparently they got into just about everything using an exploit that slipped by months+ ago.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (ImaEB)


I can tell you this - in the power generation industry, there's been a big push in the last two years to put an air gap between the controllers that run the turbines and accessories, and the rest of the plant internet. I can also tell you they're mostly doing it wrong - because the HMIs that the operators run in the control room are usually still connected to plant and/or company wide email.

We can expect national blackouts in the near future. Trust me.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 11:00 AM (E7zwb)

462 All I want for Christmas is to see Justin Trudeau dragged behind a chariot.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 11:00 AM (lgiXo)

463
You know why Helen cant drive?



Because she has a Maserati that does 185?

Posted by: DAK at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (PtOP4)

464 #443 Print this, Backwards Boy, and give it to the scrunt...

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1339260413096161290

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (UDapT)

465 It doesn't have to make any sense, we just have to do it!!".

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (Rvt8

I have thot many times about getting a braille sign maker and putting things like EAT ME on doors.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (JFO2v)

466 You know why Helen cant drive?


--

She's pretty good in the blind alleys though.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (Rvt88)

467 462 he is no Hector

Posted by: Mitch, China's bitch at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (ONvIw)

468 My wife, the cybersecurity analyst, has resigned herself to everyone's data already being out there for sale on the dark web. It's just about protecting what you can, like putting holds on your credit scores.

I appreciate that Safari on the Mac now warns you when you log into a site if the password matches one in a known data breach.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 11:02 AM (ZGrMX)

469 So, no more Zod, or Zombie, I take it. Letter Z has gone extinct.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 11:02 AM (bCLt0)

470 Helen Keller liked to skydive, but it scared the shit out of the dog.

Posted by: irright at December 18, 2020 11:02 AM (SchQD)

471
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (N39Ws)

472 I have thot many times about getting a braille sign maker and putting things like EAT ME on doors.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (JFO2v)



Do it
It's not like the blind dude can identify you.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (axyOa)

473 You know why Helen cant drive?
--
She's pretty good in the blind alleys though.
Posted by: Tonypete


********


Her driver-ed teacher kept yelling, "Check your blind spot!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (m45I2)

474 432 BTW, Joe called Buttgig's husband "Kristin" the other day.
========
Sundown Joe is getting poised to be retired for Commiela Harris. Folks, we are looking at a bait-and-switch game on top of the stolen election. I may be a fool, but I wasn't a fool so big I voted for this shell game.


Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (W+kMI)

475 My wife, the cybersecurity analyst, has resigned herself to everyone's data already being out there for sale on the dark web. It's just about protecting what you can, like putting holds on your credit scores.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (NWM+b)
--------------

I have two credit cards: One for online shopping, one for in person purchases.

The two do not cross paths.

Debit card for purchases? Nope.

In fact, a debit card issue is why I have an NDA from MLB.com.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (WEBkv)

476
449
Ok just suppose that bribe em is the next president how does he deal
with hunter and the crime family issues. On that alone we are looking at
a president camela. We are so fucked.





Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (0OmEj)



Joe Biden isn't going to be dealing with anything. Joe Biden isn't in there any more.

Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (XxJt1)

477 Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (N39Ws)

478 Do it
It's not like the blind dude can identify you.
Posted by: Diogenes

Interviewing cop: "What did the guy look like?"

Blind person: *Facepalm*

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (Rvt88)

479 I really don't know why there's always got to be a deaf interpreter with
every public speech these days. It's quite a racket, these deaf
interpreter services.


Quick, someone fetch the Mandela Funeral Interpreter Guy...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (HaL55)

480 Helen Keller jokes vs Puns.

Discuss.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (axyOa)

481 476 Miller stopped his security briefings

Posted by: Mitch, China's bitch at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (ONvIw)

482 Opps, Chris Miller is meeting with Trump at 2:30

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (CZm2G)

483 At the stadium where the Mariners play, the umpire room has Braille in the door. The umps were not pleased.
--------------------
Seeing-eye dogs can read braille??

Labs really are smart!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (UDapT)

484 How do you keep Helen Keller out of trouble?

Give her a basketball and ask her to read it.

How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate?

Tried to read her own lips.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (6dXV7)

485 305th Military Intelligence Brigade




I keep seeing this as part of the Kraken. The 305th is the Military Intelligence school at Ft. Huachuca, AZ. I've been there a couple of times and I don't think they would be the ones investigating election fraud. If someone said INSCOM, Army Cyber Command or some other units in Ft. Meade or Ft. Gordon, I might believe it.

Posted by: Jolo at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (WrMOC)

486
So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)


Braille picture and sound controls on teevee remotes.

I really don't know why there's always got to be a deaf interpreter with every public speech these days. It's quite a racket, these deaf interpreter services.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)




Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle.

Posted by: Mandela Funeral Fake Sign Language Guy at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (Izzlo)

487 470 Helen Keller liked to skydive, but it scared the shit out of the dog.
Posted by: irright at December 18, 2020 11:02 AM (SchQD)

pull the ripcord when you feel slack in the leash

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (JFO2v)

488 Governor Whitmer is a fascist bitch who would've taken one of the Nine Rings from Sauron in a heartbeat. But you knew that, right?
https://www.theblaze.com/news/whitmer-santa-michigan-children-grandparents-christmas

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (W+kMI)

489 >>>Interviewing cop: "What did the guy look like?"

Blind person: *Facepalm*



Well, how else are we supposed to ID the suspect, duh?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (qoNQ/)

490
Tried to read her own lips.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (6dXV7)

I thot she wore tight jean so you could read he lips

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (JFO2v)

491 416 Might just be due to Christmas/New Year's break, but the Pentagon has apparently stopped the Biden team transition briefings:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97x99ly

yeah I would not read to much into this. I think this has more to do with the holiday than any policy change. And I say that since, in a technical way, I am working kinda in the pentagon
Posted by: Nevergiveup
__________________________
Yes. This. I work in the Pentagon. Its empty this time of year, even before ChiCom flu.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (bgFXn)

492 > I have two credit cards: One for online shopping, one for in person purchases.

I go one better than that. I've got a Walmart cash card that I keep a very limited amount of money on. That's what I use for online purchases.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (6dXV7)

493 I really don't know why there's always got to be a deaf interpreter with
every public speech these days. It's quite a racket, these deaf
interpreter services.

Quick, someone fetch the Mandela Funeral Interpreter Guy...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



Inhale, and...

Thumbs in ears, tongue out, waggle fingers.
Right hand palm down, leaping dolphin right to left.
Left hand index finger and thumb pinch nose.
Right hand wave mystery odor away.
"OK" sign tap hand on chest three times.
Point both index fingers to the sky "Sosa hit a homerun!" style.
Hands in armpits, flap, flap, flap!
Thumb and index finger to forehead- "loser".
Pick a booger from nose...not really a sign for anything, I just had an itch. Right. Now back to it...
Two finger bunny hop from left to right. One, two, three.
Flip the bird. Sieg Heil arm raise.
Parade float princess wave..
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Devil horns. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

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Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (wf5ik)

494 491

Yes. This. I work in the Pentagon. Its empty this time of year, even before ChiCom flu.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (bgFXn)


Not sure if this makes me feel better, or worse.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (bCLt0)

495 Helen Keller jokes vs Puns.

Discuss.
Posted by: Diogenes


***********


Embrace the power of AND:



Helen Keller Married a Venetian blind salesman. They changed the wedding vows to "Until deaf do us part."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (m45I2)

496 What do you call Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis?

Endless love.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (6dXV7)

497 Bannon got redbanzi's memo.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (CZm2G)

498 Who is Chris Miller?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (WkPC9)

499
Governor Whitmer is a fascist bitch who would've taken one of the Nine
Rings from Sauron in a heartbeat. But you knew that, right?

https://www.theblaze.com/news/whitmer-santa-michigan-children-grandparents-christmas

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (W+kMI)


She looks like Faye Dunaway in Mommy Dearest.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (nOB2/)

500 489 >>>Interviewing cop: "What did the guy look like?"

Blind person: *Facepalm*

Well, how else are we supposed to ID the suspect, duh?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

A blind guy was getting a state id at the DMV. The DMV clerk asked him what color his eyes were.

The blind guy tried to be nice about it but just couldn't get the clerk to understand he'd never seen them and the clerk would have to make the call.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (Rvt88)

501 496 What do you call Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis?

Endless love.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (6dXV7)

I do not think Stevie is blind!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (JFO2v)

502 Who is Chris Miller?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (WkPC9)
------------

The less talented brother of Steve Miller?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (WEBkv)

503 How does Helen know when she's wiped enough?

Posted by: dingbat at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (T7Vg4)

504 Helen Keller Married a Venetian blind salesman. They changed the wedding vows to "Until deaf do us part."
Posted by: Muldoon

Muldoon, when I get to hell, how exactly will I identify you?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (Rvt88)

505 A blind guy was getting a state id at the DMV. The DMV clerk asked him what color his eyes were.

The blind guy tried to be nice about it but just couldn't get the clerk to understand he'd never seen them and the clerk would have to make the call.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (Rvt8

I know they issue DL to blind people in Houston because NONE OF THESE FUCKERS CAN DRIVE

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (JFO2v)

506 How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (N39Ws)

507 455
Any credible evidence on where it is originating?

Scranton


Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (jdRf/)

456
>>Any credible evidence on where it is originating?





Russia, apparently. Without doubt implied in any way.

scrantonski krai

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (sGtp+)

508 In other news today, CO coroner, shocked, shocked that Wuhan Flu death reports have been inflated with other causes.
https://www.theblaze.com/news/colorado-coroner-covid-deaths-gunshot-victims

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (W+kMI)

509 The less talented brother of Steve Miller?

He was a space Shepherd.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (lgiXo)

510 Muldoon, when I get to hell, how exactly will I identify you?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (Rvt8

See hat pic above!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (JFO2v)

511 weirdest photoshop contest ever....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (d1uFV)

512 What do you call Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis?

Endless love.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (6dXV7)

This offends me, sir!

I mean

lkgjd;lfkgwerngwfvmwpoerg

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 18, 2020 11:11 AM (x8Wzq)

513 499
Governor Whitmer is a fascist bitch who would've taken one of the Nine
Rings from Sauron in a heartbeat. But you knew that, right?

https://www.theblaze.com/news/whitmer-santa-michigan-children-grandparents-christmas

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (W+kMI)


She looks like Faye Dunaway in Mommy Dearest.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (nOB2/)

Manipulating and propagandizing children using Santa Claus. Absolutely revolting.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 11:11 AM (nakwk)

514 503 How does Helen know when she's wiped enough?
---
Gee, I don't know. How does she know?!?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:11 AM (W+kMI)

515 NOOD Gorilla's up.

Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 11:11 AM (XxJt1)

516 20 gauge for home defense. Yes, no?

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (bCLt0)

517 Print this, Backwards Boy, and give it to the scrunt...

Thanks, andycanuck. Been think of some snappy comebacks to her stupid questions this morning and the best one I came up with so far is, "It's statistically impossible for Biden to have won a fair election."

And if she starts in on my mad mafs skillz, I'll tell her that back when I had one of those job thingys, I dealt with a lot of math. I took it seriously and had to get it right because many times somebody's life would depend on it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (HaL55)

518 The less talented brother of Steve Miller?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (WEBkv)

Someone above said Chris Miller was to see Trump at 2:30. That's why I was asking. If I have no idea who Chris Miller is .I am not enlightened by the fact he's supposedly seeing President Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (WkPC9)

519 how did Helen Kepper burn the side of her face? she tried to answer the iron.


how did she burn the other side?

they called back...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (8D42x)

520 Who is Chris Miller?


**********

Some call him the Gangster of Love.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2)

521 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 11:13 AM (wf5ik)

522 505 A blind guy was getting a state id at the DMV. The DMV clerk asked him what color his eyes were.

The blind guy tried to be nice about it but just couldn't get the clerk to understand he'd never seen them and the clerk would have to make the call.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (Rvt8

...

A perfect SNL skit if only they were funny.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 18, 2020 11:14 AM (2HIdp)

523 ape time

Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 11:14 AM (jdRf/)

524 In an interview ... lt. General McLnerney explained that the Kraken is the nickname for the 305th Military Intelligence Battalion at Fort Huachuca in Arizona.

Sidney Powell and the President have apparently worked in collaboration with this unit

https://tinyurl.com/yb8zu2a9

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 11:15 AM (CZm2G)

525 338 334 MI man successfully sues his parents for compensation over tossing his porn collection. SC Chief Justice Roberts found him to have standing.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (UDapT)

All the unspilled Preg-Nog should have standing as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (VcFUs)

Would he have sued due to lack of standing?

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 18, 2020 11:16 AM (zTThE)

526 Someone above said Chris Miller was to see Trump at 2:30. That's why I was asking. If I have no idea who Chris Miller is .I am not enlightened by the fact he's supposedly seeing President Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (WkPC9)
--------------

Chris Miller, Secretary of Defense

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 11:17 AM (CZm2G)

527 Gorilla insights available.

NOOD

Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 11:17 AM (0MnEQ)

528 I've never heard the "How does Helen know when she's wiped enough?" joke before but when I just duckduckgoed it looking for the punchline, adding "Keller", all of the hits are serious Keller biographies and the like including one debunking site claiming she was faking!

So...

I don't know. How does Helen know when she's wiped enough?

BTW, "I'm not one to buy into conspiracy theories, but someone mentioned Helen Keller on a podcast I listen to, and I began to think how its even possible that she learned to communicate. I also want to say I wish I was not compelled by this because Helen Keller has an extremely inspiring story if were supposed to believe it truly."

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 11:18 AM (UDapT)

529

There
is a traditional American response for what is going on in this
country; tar and feathering. Nobody dies, but it passes the message loud
and clear that this kind of behavior is unacceptable, and if we can do
that, we can do a lot more.


So, who needs tar and feathering? The
press, the tech giants, the FBI leadership, the billionaires, the
election officials, the traitors in the court system, Academia, local
mayors and governors, city councils, antifa, BLM, the members of the
swamp in DC, and particularly the DOJ, for refusing to protect our
rights.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 11:18 AM (eUpha)

530 422 BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team




Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.

Who knows. Article says they'll resume in #twoweeks, just need a break for the holidays. Could just be a cover story. Could be a convenient pretext for something bigger about to drop. No idea.

Here - I'll deal some Hopium. Miller got an advance copy of the DNI brief - and shit is about to hit the fan. Hell - it could be that. I truly have no idea.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (E7zwb)

I guess we should ask if this had ever previously occured? I mean the holidays are scheduled fairly consistently...

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 18, 2020 11:24 AM (zTThE)

531 yeah I would not read to much into this. I think
this has more to do with the holiday than any policy change. And I say
that since, in a technical way, I am working kinda in the pentagon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (tsZQ+)

If it were just the holidays, there would have been no orders I would think.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 11:24 AM (946rW)

532 There

is a traditional American response for what is going on in this

country; tar and feathering. Nobody dies, but it passes the message loud

and clear that this kind of behavior is unacceptable, and if we can do

that, we can do a lot more.


So, who needs tar and feathering? The

press, the tech giants, the FBI leadership, the billionaires, the

election officials, the traitors in the court system, Academia, local

mayors and governors, city councils, antifa, BLM, the members of the

swamp in DC, and particularly the DOJ, for refusing to protect our

rights.



Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 11:18 AM (eUpha)

Politicians did die from being tarred and feathered. It is after all hot tar. The people back then did not care as it was fit punishment for the corrupt and a stern warning to the rest.


I find I do not care either.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 11:26 AM (946rW)

533 Its the 21st century, we have nasty liquid roofing tar that won't burn people, but is a bitch to get off.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 11:29 AM (/xZDt)

534 Its the 21st century, we have nasty liquid roofing tar that won't burn people, but is a bitch to get off.


Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 11:29 AM (/xZDt)


I think in the interest of leaving the right lesson embedded, the old ways must be respected.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 11:30 AM (946rW)

535 Actually I think Facebook has the right of it. Ad revenue is ad revenue, and Facebook isn't PBS (yet). Apple is choking off the competition so they can make all their users rely on Apple-owned social media and apps exclusive to Apple products. It's what Apple wants, a captive market where they dictate content and pocket 100% of ad revenue for themselves. Buy, American.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (W+kMI)

Apple and Facebook need to both DIAF.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2020 11:38 AM (mzC78)

536

NOx in a bottle.....but you should see the Ostrich.

Posted by: Saf at December 18, 2020 12:29 PM (5IHGB)

537 "I may disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it."
Resurrect Voltaire. This country could use a man like him.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (NpAcC)

538 Its like you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this,
like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to
drive the message home a little bit, but instead of that, this is great blog.

A fantastic read. I'll certainly be back.

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