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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Judith Leyster
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 18, 2020 09:31 AM (XH/UL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 18, 2020 09:31 AM (XH/UL)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 18, 2020 09:32 AM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Ziba at December 18, 2020 09:32 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (nUhF0)
I didn't know they had Photoshop in the 17th century...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (s2VJv)
But the bowl looks like it is filled with moldy balls..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Topher Grace at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (zZxh0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (CjFDo)
Charcoal...to light the pipe.
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
...
The face does indeed look like it was photoshopped in.. I think CBD is pulling one on us today..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (CjFDo)
The guy's head looks like it is visiting from an alien dimension of low-low prices and outrageous values.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (9qbOD)
Posted by: cornbred at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (J035j)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (sucws)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 09:37 AM (0MnEQ)
was that the fashion back then?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (nUhF0)
Some Call It Macaroni - a limerick
A drunkard named Alistair Bloom
Whose feathered cap lights up the room
Announced yesterday
That henceforth he's gay
Now he's known as the Fruit of the Plume!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (cCxiu)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (zZxh0)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (HaL55)
The last time that I heard so loud a "swish" sound as I hear looking at this painting was when Barky struggled to work an umbrella and Big Mike through a gate on the WH grounds.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (NpAcC)
"A small clay pipe.. and maybe some tobacco..
But the bowl looks like it is filled with moldy balls.."
Worst Christmas song ever.
Posted by: Frosty'd at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (+y8uL)
I know that it was not uncommon for artists to pre-paint scenes of people wearing fancy clothes, in dramatic situations, or whatever, leaving out the heads. They'd do this during slack periods and would often have a whole bunch of them in stock.
Then when someone wanted a painting of themselves in a hurry, the customer would pick one out and the artist would slap their head on the body.
So yeah, basically an early Photoshop process.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 09:40 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Toper: n. Mayor who orders the whole village to quarantine while he hits the weed bar.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (9qbOD)
Two lol's in the first 23 comments.
I love this place.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (XH/UL)
He stole one of Shrillary's housecoats, I see.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (7EjX1)
So that's where I left my crack pipe.
Posted by: Hunter Biden. at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 18, 2020 09:42 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 09:43 AM (XJfQq)
Just Before The Big Gender Reveal
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:43 AM (RaxiV)
do you remember me?
Has anything been happening
since I stepped out to pee"?
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:43 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: George V at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (U2Tva)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:39 AM (m45I2)
Just suck 1 dick and next thing ya know
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (m45I2)
Most of her models have the Innsmouth Look about them.
She was probably from some part of the Netherlands where people commonly interbred with sea creatures.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:45 AM (6dXV7)
Then again maybe he got a little heavy-handed with the blush.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:41 AM (RaxiV)
He left her the Oven Mitt.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (y7DUB)
There needs to be a Gaydar meter sitting on the table in front of him, showing it flashing red and pegged all the way to the right at 110%.
Posted by: Tom Servo
... with its little gaydar dish antenna spinning so fast that you'd think it was a motor.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:34 AM (CjFDo)
Charcoal...to light the pipe.
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
on the other hand, the Jolly Toper has a lot of experience with moldy balls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (V2Yro)
WTF is that shit on the table?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (CjFDo)
Looks like a delicious bowl of pine cones.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 09:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:47 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Zek at December 18, 2020 09:47 AM (r4fw8)
She was probably from some part of the Netherlands where people commonly interbred with sea creatures.
Just call it by its common name - Belgium.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:47 AM (RaxiV)
To the modern eye, Judith Leyster's
Jolly Toper is a strange painting. While Leyster painted many happy
people at the bottle, this jovial fellow stands out. His face is
enlarged and knowing, he's a caricature with tiny arms - an inside joke.
And sure enough, in the Netherlanders, in the 17th century, he was a joke. Our Jolly Toper was better known as Peeckelhaeringh,
a Dutch word for 'Pickled Herring'. Peeckelhaeringh was an immensely
popular jester, whose drunken antics were the themes of comedy plays.
The Toper's gesture, raising his jug to show that his drink is empty,
was known as a Kannenkijker, 'Jug-Looker' - a symbol that the show was
over, time to go home and sleep it off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:47 AM (HaL55)
Then when someone wanted a painting of themselves in a hurry, the customer would pick one out and the artist would slap their head on the body.
So yeah, basically an early Photoshop process.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
So deep fakes
Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (aCezw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (CqHIp)
Posted by: weew at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (V2Yro)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YFXdDppLw0
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
Looks like a delicious bowl of pine cones.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Euell Gibbons approves!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: IC at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (Nyumu)
Posted by: dingbat at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (T7Vg4)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 09:49 AM (hku12)
https://tinyurl.com/yasxmrp8
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:49 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Cooldawg at December 18, 2020 09:50 AM (WEsWY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:50 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hillary at December 18, 2020 09:50 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Gilded at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: cornbred at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (J035j)
The Moment Just Prior To Everything Going All Higgledy-Piggledy
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (ol6cB)
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:49 AM (6dXV7)
If you can't identify the mark at the table...
you are the mark!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 18, 2020 09:52 AM (87oRe)
Are we using the traditional usage of the word or the modern, hip and with-it term that replaced it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (HaL55)
Where's its twin, the Jolly Swagman?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (RaxiV)
As the holidays approach, we're once again seeing news stories of rogue bands of monkeys eating Californians, as they often do at this time of year.
The headlines usually read something like "Yule Gibbons Eat Nuts and Flakes".
Blame Spider Robinson for this, not me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (6dXV7)
Are we using the traditional usage of the word or the modern, hip and with-it term that replaced it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (HaL55)
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Yes
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (bCLt0)
Blessed are the Cheesemakers
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: weew at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:51 AM (CQ3Qb)
Scarlet Ibis.
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (AwYPR)
Now, some users on Facebook have claimed that Mac Isaac was found dead, posting screenshots of a headline that reads, "Computer Shop Owner Who Raised Alarm About Hunter Biden Laptop Found Dead."
Alongside the headline, they shared captions like "Democrats hit man strikes again" and "NOT A COINCIDENCE."
The claim first appeared on the website America's Last Line of Defense, which claimed on Nov. 28 that Mac Isaac "has been found dead, also under highly mysterious circumstances."
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 09:53 AM (3aI0K)
One who habitually drinks alcoholic liquors to excess; a hard drinker; a sot.
The more you know.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7hxz6pf
are we SURE she didn't have photoshop?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:54 AM (nUhF0)
what's a toper?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 09:33 AM (nUhF0)
$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (CqHIp)
Love hearing this phoenixgirl, enjoy your time together.
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (KnJdm)
funny every fucking time
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (ol6cB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: SH at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (mht8P)
The guy's head looks like it is visiting from an alien dimension of low-low prices and outrageous values.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 18, 2020 09:36 AM (uquGJ)
There is indeed a program called Paintshop Pro. I don't know if it still exists. It was basically a discount Photoshop. It did the trick reasonably well, and it was substantially cheaper, and easier to use than Photoshop.
I've used both programs, and I preferred it, really. I don't know why they called it "Paintshop" though. Most of its functions had to do with photo manipulation.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (hku12)
Picking up a plinker today. Ruger 10/22 takedown. Heidi's new gun. She been on a roll. 2 new guns this month.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (ol6cB)
Nice. Send weasel a review. I have an old school 10/22, and one of those are on my list.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (KnJdm)
The paper of record rolled out its executive editor, Dean Baquet, to explain the glaring errors in another podcast, this time a "special episode" of The Daily. Baquet said: "When The New York Times does deep, big, ambitious journalism in any format, we put it to a tremendous amount of scrutiny at the upper levels of the newsroom... We did not do that in this case."
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (KnJdm)
funny every fucking time
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)
Yup. Every fucking time.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (ol6cB)
Posted by: Edmund Burkes Shade at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (RJCvt)
JTB, I think you nailed it. There was something so familiar about the colors (eye-catching red tint), but I did not pick up on that ad connection.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (gmo/4)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97x99ly
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)
I thought "Toper" was that kid from "That '70s Show?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 09:56 AM (6dXV7)
One of my favorite DayZ twitch streamers is TopeRec.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (bCLt0)
Drunken jumble of English and German
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (LZ7Gl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)
Apropos of nothing, here's a really long HO scale train going around a really large spiral track ...
https://youtu.be/qtc__nxtQSc
WARNING: this may be preceded by a Tank Abrams advertisement extolling the wonders of incipient voter fraud.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
"When The New York Times does deep, big, ambitious journalism in any format, we put it to a tremendous amount of scrutiny at the upper levels of the newsroom... We did not do that in this case."
Journalism against Democrats: Tremendous amounts of scrutiny before killing the story.
Journalism against Republicans: Hell, just run it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (ol6cB)
I just picked one up a few weeks back. To replace the one I was given on my 7th birthday. Mother has dementia and gave all my guns (and my dad's) away to a cousin with a sob story.
Not quite as nicely made as 50 years ago, but it does have some minor improvements. Mostly nostalgic but cool little rifles.
Posted by: Hillary at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (KnJdm)
Will do. Been calling Sportsman's Warehosue every coupla days for a few weeks, and finally got it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (ol6cB)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Chance99 at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (zsvDc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (m45I2)
Meanwhile, approved Nazi art was heroic representational images. In this way they resembled Soviet art. Of course, the Nazis were socialists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (KnJdm)
Gus are so hard to come by in CA that my local shop posts what just came in on instagram and FB, they usually sell in a matter of minutes. Was happy to see that little sucker pop up.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (L8ADy)
https://tinyurl.com/ybwz3h52
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (g4Dtb)
The paper of record rolled out its executive editor, Dean Baquet, to explain the glaring errors in another podcast, this time a "special episode" of The Daily. Baquet said: "When The New York Times does deep, big, ambitious journalism in any format, we put it to a tremendous amount of scrutiny at the upper levels of the newsroom... We did not do that in this case."
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)
==========
How many other cases didn't receive that kind of scrutiny?
If it's every one, but this one fell through the cracks, then how many other did? Why did this one fall? Who is responsible? How will they be reprimanded?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (CQ3Qb)
Lol.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Chance99 at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (zsvDc)
Sounds like a spot on your dick that must be surgically removed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (JFO2v)
114 $20. Same as in town.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (KnJdm)
funny every fucking time
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)
Yup. Every fucking time.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (ol6cB)
Funny thing about it is that we used to go to town, Saratoga Springs, and there was this bar, Trotters, IIRC, $20 all you can drink beer and all you can eat wings on Sundays. It really was $20 in town.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)
is it top-er (like topper rhymes with copper)
or tope-r (like taupe-r)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (ZzfrF)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)
Shitters full. Honey did you check our shitter?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (JFO2v)
Who is Jean-Luc Brunel?
It would be close to accurate to say he's the french Jeffrey Epstein.
This might be a big deal. It might be he's been arrested due to Trump's efforts. He knows things, just as Epstein does, and his arrest might be a direct result of Gislaine being is custody.
Here's a link:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yddymw52
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (hku12)
is it top-er (like topper rhymes with copper)
or tope-r (like taupe-r)
-----------------
They couldn't afford two p's in those days. Times were hard.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: Hillary at December 18, 2020 09:58 AM (L8ADy)
Should take care of that cousin with it. Used to shoot one way back. Carbine. Old ones are sweet. Accurate as hell.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (ol6cB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 09:59 AM (mht8P)
When I was a kid I used to love the TV version with Leo G. Carroll.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (L8ADy)
Its colors are, might we say, lush!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:02 AM (RaxiV)
total 23,544
week 3,084
daily 910
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (3aI0K)
========
It's because you deplorables in flyover country in America won't put on masks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:02 AM (NWM+b)
is it top-er (like topper rhymes with copper)
or tope-r (like taupe-r)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (nUhF0)
What do you think we are, vmom - literate?
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:02 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (XJfQq)
Did not even have the pot to p in
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:02 AM (JFO2v)
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Also on the Nazi show, Goering had a huge model railroad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at December 18, 2020 10:03 AM (kHSds)
I think those are "spills" -- twisted pieces of paper that were used like matches. You'd stick the end of one on the charcoal and blow in it until it caught fire, then use it to light your pipe.
You can see a used one with a burnt end next to the bowl of charcoal.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (6dXV7)
Oh that's a great choice. I put 1 of them in the survival bag in each vehicle. Tough, no nonsense, compact 22.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (cCxiu)
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)
Lol. Whoa flounder. dated a girl at Skidmore. Hitchhiked from Oneonta where I went to school. Met some nice people hitchhiking.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (ol6cB)
explain the glaring errors in another podcast, this time a "special
episode" of The Daily. Baquet said: "When The New York Times does deep,
big, ambitious journalism in any format, we put it to a tremendous
amount of scrutiny at the upper levels of the newsroom... We did not do
that in this case."
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)
zombie Walter Duranty: It happens.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (sucws)
Giggling, dagnabbit, giggling
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (m45I2)
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As he squirmed and struggled and gurgled and guggled
I drew my snickersnee
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (Uhu8A)
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Goring had an amazing country house. Guy lived well. Died hard but lived well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (XJfQq)
If you get sick during the Biden/Harris years,
prepare to die:
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/12/18/white-
people-dying-will-level-the-playing-field-thread-of-cdc-
experts-gives-a-terrifying-peek-into-government-run-healthcare/
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (EERbD)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)
========
Now CBD is just getting mean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (7EjX1)
like toe-per then
thanks
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (EZebt)
Germany COVID deaths
total 23,544
week 3,084
daily 910
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (3aI0K)
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Not credible. No evidence. Debunked. Germany and Frau Merkel have conquered disease. Due to superior socialist governance. Of the sort we need to imitate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (mht8P)
or tope-r (like taupe-r)
This.
Two paired consonants after a vowel == short sounded vowel.
Unpaired consonant after a vowel == long sounded vowel.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:05 AM (bCLt0)
No one needs to speak Dutch. If someone is speaking Dutch, they're doing it to be a jerk.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
It's jjerk
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (EERbD)
Funny thing about it is that we used to go to town, Saratoga Springs,
and there was this bar, Trotters, IIRC, $20 all you can drink beer and
all you can eat wings on Sundays. It really was $20 in town.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)
Lol. Whoa flounder. dated a girl at Skidmore. Hitchhiked from Oneonta where I went to school. Met some nice people hitchhiking.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (ol6cB)
I grew up 20 miles east of Saratoga Springs. Left the area in early 90s. Catherine St. in downtown Saratoga was the place to be on Friday and Saturday nights.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)
===
This is hysterical for so many reasons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (EZebt)
Roland Young played Cosmo
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (3aI0K)
I would gladly hang this on a wall - wherever I take my libations.
Posted by: GWB at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (LGfjK)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at December 18, 2020 10:03 AM (kHSds)
True, but its Friday
Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (aCezw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (ol6cB)
Went to school in the armpit of NY. Saw a recent story of RECORD OMG!! snow of 41" in Binghamton. When I was there we got 37" overnight one winter. We went to work.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (KnJdm)
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That was the only thing I liked about Kourac's "On The Road'. That a NJ guy could hitchhike across the nation and find nice people. Don't try this today. I think hitchhiking disappeared somewhere in the late 1970s. Super Highways, Mass Immigration and Charlie Manson pretty much put a stop to it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (L8ADy)
So we're not doing "phrasing!" anymore?
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (nakwk)
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This is hysterical for so many reasons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (EZebt)
Don't encourage him!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (hku12)
@nytimes
, a doctor explains why the CDC chose to de-emphasize the elderly, even though doing so would've saved lives:
"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the playing field a bit"
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (3aI0K)
She should be very happy. My 10/22 take down is more accurate than regular 10/22s I've used as well as a Marlin model 60.
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (7EjX1)
Oh that's a great choice. I put 1 of them in the survival bag in each vehicle. Tough, no nonsense, compact 22.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (cCxiu)
Thanks. Look forward to taking it into the desert.
Huh. Each car huh. Well we have 2 cars....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (ol6cB)
*********
From the archives:
Flanders Feelz - a limerick
A Dutch hooker with nary a blemish
Had a Frenchman who stayed 'til the finish
She was heard to emote
"I've a Frog in my throat,
So excuse me, if I'm just a bit Phlegmish".
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (KnJdm)
Germany COVID deaths
total 23,544
week 3,084
daily 910
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (3aI0K)
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Not credible. No evidence. Debunked. Germany and Frau Merkel have conquered disease. Due to superior socialist governance. Of the sort we need to imitate.
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Moar Victories in the East!
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:00 AM (KnJdm)
Lol. Whoa flounder. dated a girl at Skidmore. Hitchhiked from Oneonta where I went to school. Met some nice people hitchhiking.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (ol6cB)
Met some nice people hitchhiking.
I only killed 3 or 4 of them!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (JFO2v)
However...the sentiment expressed in the bottle is just fine.
Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
maybe they're gargling
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (nUhF0)
She should be very happy. My 10/22 take down is more accurate than regular 10/22s I've used as well as a Marlin model 60.
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (7EjX1)
I really like that Henry 22 but its 500 bux or so.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (nUhF0)
with preg nog
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (JFO2v)
https://bit.ly/3mAIcJX
"Goering's attic layout had an overhead airplane system which could "bomb" trains below by dropping little wooden bombs at the push of a button."
"There were two huge model railway layouts, one was in the attic and the other one was in the basement."
Mrs. Goering was all, "We're not having your toy trains in here! If you have to have your toy trains they have to be in the attic or in the basement!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: The Walloons at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Hoss at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (Vy3s7)
Okay, so " some" of us are literate. Big tent, and all that.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)
So...if I read this correctly...
Some of us ate litter in a big tent.
Is that right?
Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (EERbD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (scZXh)
{{shudders}}
Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (UUBmN)
Is this new?
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (KnJdm)
For Insom, yes!
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (8k7U7)
Oh good. He was having such a great year, he needs to be taken down a couple notches.
J/K
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (KnJdm)
Nice hat you got there Pieter....now give us the cash and dope dutch boy!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (aD5Lz)
https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6216877053001/
?playlist_id=3166411554001#sp=show-c
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (CZm2G)
{{shudders}}
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Its {{Shivers}}
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 10:06 AM (N39Ws)
Really liked Saratoga Springs. Also, spent some relaxing hours at the mineral baths.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (ol6cB)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hoss at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (Vy3s7)
prolly most of their stuff is made by Chinese Uyghur slaves.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (mcfjc)
They were pretty shitty to the locals in most of their colonies. Not as shitty as the Belgians, but pretty shitty.
On the other hand, a guy I know from Indonesia says that a common saying there is "Better four hundred years of the Dutch than four years of the Japanese."
Posted by: The Walloons at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Hoss at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (Vy3s7)
prolly most of their stuff is made by Chinese Uyghur slaves.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (JFO2v)
==========
Anything for Mother Earth, including enslavement of unwanted peoples in a faraway country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 09:44 AM (m45I2)
(Dryly) "I shall do my best. "
Posted by: Joseph II at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (RaxiV)
Is this new?
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:09 AM (KnJdm)
For Insom, yes!
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (8k7U7)
Oh good. He was having such a great year, he needs to be taken down a couple notches.
J/K
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:11 AM (KnJdm)
Hey now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (nakwk)
https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6216877053001/
?playlist_id=3166411554001#sp=show-c
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (CZm2G)
Alright someone lock up Ratshitberger in Georgia.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (sucws)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:12 AM (ol6cB)
not saying that sounds ghey
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (JFO2v)
She should be very happy. My 10/22 take down is more accurate than regular 10/22s I've used as well as a Marlin model 60.
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (7EjX1)
I still have the one I got for Christmas *koff koff* years ago in 3rd grade. I lurve that little rifle. Broke it down over the summer for a deep clean, first time in its life it was ever cleaned.
Still shoots as accurately today as it did when i used it for squirrel hunting in Louisiana.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (VcFUs)
"All I have is a can of paint, I swear!"
Hey, that might explain the facial expression in the painting. Besides drinking and smoking dope, he's been huffing paint.
Posted by: Pieter at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (KnJdm)
Yup. Got stuck at school over a holiday because we had 3 feet. It seemed like it fell all at once. Boom.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (ol6cB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (sucws)
The first 7 inches was consensual
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (m45I2)
Scarlet Ibis
I'll take "Rejected Nathaniel Hawthorne Titles" for $300, Alex.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:13 AM (RaxiV)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (bCLt0)
@nytimes
, a doctor explains why the CDC chose to de-emphasize the elderly, even though doing so would've saved lives:
"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the playing field a bit"
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
and now we know why they needed to control the health care system - recall the original BHO pick for Health Czar called the system "necessarily redistributive"
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (jdRf/)
Have you considered car pooling with berserker next year? That would be an epic road trip!!! Especially if Vinnie came too...lololololol!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: JTB at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (7EjX1)
I went with a long eye relief, low power scope on my Ruger 9mm PC - pretty sure it uses the same take down mechanism as the 10/22. Never had the thing lose zero - and it really shouldn't, since the scope rides with the barrel. I'm sure the 10/22 take down would perform just as well. I own a Rem 597, but I wouldn't hesitate to own a 10/22.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (E7zwb)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:07 AM (KnJdm)
Yup. Got stuck at school over a holiday because we had 3 feet. It seemed like it fell all at once. Boom.
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Lake effect is a thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (0MnEQ)
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (jdRf/)
I sometime make a long OOO when I p
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Johnny at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (JFO2v)
LMAO! Yeah, when I hit post I thought "rhut rho."...
I wouldn't have respected you if I got away with it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (ol6cB)
247 So is CBD really censoring Insom or is that Insom self-posting a censored comment as a joke?
Insom made a funny
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (RaxiV)
The reference at the bottom of the link to David Irving is kind of troubling.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (s2VJv)
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Goring had an amazing country house. Guy lived well. Died hard but lived well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:04 AM (XJfQq)
He was a stud in WW1 and national celebrity. He definitely let it go to his head.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (2DOZq)
@nytimes
, a doctor explains why the CDC chose to de-emphasize the elderly, even though doing so would've saved lives:
"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health
benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the
playing field a bit"
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)
Playing a game with a knife.
tsk tsk, comrade, that's dangerous sport.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (CZm2G)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (0MnEQ)
The latter.
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (8k7U7)
J/K
Posted by: flounder
I have noiced that as the horde in general gets gloomier and doomier, Insom has been getting more chipper
I don't know if that's just in comparison, or if it's because the horde is taking on some of the ambient gloom burden off him*
but I think it's nice to have an upbeat Insom
*goes off to theorize about the theory of the conservation of gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (0MnEQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (XJfQq)
No expert but if John Roberts is afraid to do his duty wouldn't the honorable thing be to resign?
If Roberts were honorable, he wouldn't be in DC. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You could say the same thing about all the gubmint drones who climbed aboard the #Resist bandwagon. They should've all resigned, too. But nooooo, they had to deny us Normals our wishes and defy OMB instead. They can all DIAF.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (1fg6a)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:14 AM (JFO2v)
LMAO! Yeah, when I hit post I thought "rhut rho."...
I wouldn't have respected you if I got away with it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (ol6cB)
it wasnt that ghey not like Obama ghey
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (JFO2v)
Palin was correct. Death panels.
Posted by: Cooldawg at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (WEsWY)
CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)
Cremate De Crackas...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (KnJdm)
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I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)
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I bet it ran on time.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (UDapT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)
Well they are in the ATL.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (JFO2v)
CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)
Cremate De Crackas...
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Where did you think they would find all that healthcare money for illegal aliens. This was a Win-Win for the NAZI party.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (XJfQq)
Seppuku.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (wf5ik)
No expert but if John Roberts is afraid to do his duty wouldn't the honorable thing be to resign?
If Roberts were honorable, he wouldn't be in DC. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You could say the same thing about all the gubmint drones who climbed aboard the #Resist bandwagon. They should've all resigned, too. But nooooo, they had to deny us Normals our wishes and defy OMB instead. They can all DIAF.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (HaL55)
Roberts DID do his duty: preserve the overthrow of the republic as founded.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (nUhF0)
*puts on latex gloves*
*thumbs through handbook*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - please support the Cannibal Choir at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (ol6cB)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (2DOZq)
Playing a game with a knife.
tsk tsk, comrade, that's dangerous sport.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (CZm2G)
mumbledy peg and pegging are 2 sports that sound the same but vastly diff
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)
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I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fuck jail. You have to feed them in jail. They ain't worth a dime.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (wf5ik)
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I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)
Forget the thousands of flunky ground troops (for now). I want Obama, Soros, McChrystal and everyone who planned this to swing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)
Cremate De Crackas...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:19 AM (s2VJv)
Anyway we can send all the old white liberals to the front of the line?
Tell them it's another freebie from Uncle Sugar.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (aD5Lz)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 18, 2020 10:01 AM (L8ADy
Marion Kerby, "The Ghostess with the mostest".
Posted by: Joseph II at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (qyH+l)
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I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)
So, Mr. Paul, bridge too far that you would sign on to Mo Brooks' challenge?
Or are we in the "they should go to jail but we're going to let it slide this time" phase of things?
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:21 AM (s2VJv)
Please, Santa. I have been a very good by this year.
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: tubal
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Is this the beginnings of a chicken joke???
Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: rickb223
assisted?
Posted by: vmom
I would gladly open them up like a catfish.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (wf5ik)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (2DOZq)
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Godot has a great one. You'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2020 10:17 AM (s2VJv)
Supposedly he was quite a good source for the history of Nazi Germany. But his spectacular flame-out should have made everything he ever wrote suspicious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:22 AM (bCLt0)
do you pluck the chicken before sticking it in the USB port?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)
CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)
Cremate De Crackas...
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But, but, USA Today told me Wuhan flu hit women and minorities hardest!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (W+kMI)
J/K
Posted by: flounder
I have noiced that as the horde in general gets gloomier and doomier, Insom has been getting more chipper
I don't know if that's just in comparison, or if it's because the horde is taking on some of the ambient gloom burden off him*
but I think it's nice to have an upbeat Insom
*goes off to theorize about the theory of the conservation of gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (nUhF0)
Could Insom be the Horde's Typhoid Mary of Gloom?
Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of this thread.
*Drink more Ovaltine*
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (VcFUs)
@nytimes
, a doctor explains why the CDC chose to de-emphasize the elderly, even though doing so would've saved lives:
"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health
benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the
playing field a bit"
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
CDC motto: Kill whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (sucws)
Leftists gotta genocide.
it's inherent in their system and psychology.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (EERbD)
Posted by: tubal
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You cheep bastige!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (wf5ik)
like matches. You'd stick the end of one on the charcoal and blow in it
until it caught fire, then use it to light your pipe.
Yes, you're right! How else would he light his pipe, anyway? He couldn't just stick it straight into the coals, or pick up a coal. Thanks!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (ZzfrF)
I have excess poultry. Do you think ace would accept them in lieu of cash?
Posted by: tubal
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Is this the beginnings of a chicken joke???
Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (UUBmN)
Is this how Ewoks replicate?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (XJfQq)
Posted by: Nckate at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (c2XaW)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (lgiXo)
do you pluck the chicken before sticking it in the USB port?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)
I am No Chicken Plucker! Good day, sir! I say, Good Day!
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (SScvq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:26 AM (XJfQq)
"Older populations are whiter...Instead of giving add'l health
benefits to those who already had them, we can start to level the playing field a bit"
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Is Oprah still touting that 'solution' for whatever she is unhappy about? I remember being shocked at clips of her show with the clapping seals cheering on her generational genocide.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 18, 2020 10:26 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)
I am No Chicken Plucker! Good day, sir! I say, Good Day!
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)
Only one end has a cloaca, use that end only. The other end pecks too much
Posted by: Rural MFM Talking Head at December 18, 2020 10:26 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (W+kMI)
Yes the MFM loves to bleat how racist Flu Manchu is. Odd how it doesn't show up at BLM riots but somehow it's racist everywhere else.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (nOB2/)
Posted by: rickb223
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I can never get those fucking numbers to add up.
Fucking Japs.
Posted by: joey biden at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (UDapT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:26 AM (XJfQq)
Doesn't match my decor...I'd have to keep it in the garage.
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (AwYPR)
-
I'd prefer burning at the stake but I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fuck jail. You have to feed them in jail. They ain't worth a dime.
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I would like to nominate an old Ohio custom practiced by the Shawnee and friends. Make them run the gauntlet. The men and women in the gauntlet line will be made up of former business owners who lost them to Antifa riots and Wuhan Flu edicts.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (W+kMI)
USA TODAYS FACT CHECK INTERN CONTINUES TO KNOCK EM OUT OF THE PARK: Fact check: Story about United Airlines, Black Lives Matter and a toddler is satirical.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (JFO2v)
This, without the media, there is no dog eater potus. Without the media, there is less tolerance for weaponization of alphabet DC.
Posted by: Cooldawg at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (WEsWY)
I don't know if that's just in comparison, or if it's because the horde is taking on some of the ambient gloom burden off him*
but I think it's nice to have an upbeat Insom
*goes off to theorize about the theory of the conservation of gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (nUhF0)
Could be. Could also be my generally contrarian nature. I must self-reflect and ponder.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 09:48 AM (RaxiV)
Tastes just like wild hickory nuts...
Posted by: browndog at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (BgMrQ)
and now we know why they needed to control the health care system - recall the original BHO pick for Health Czar called the system "necessarily redistributive"
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
It all sounds like a necessary precursor to a widespread "redistribute lead in small packets" program.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (RaxiV)
Nancy Pelosi could be garroted with her own boobs.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (lgiXo)
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (KnJdm)
Facebook Inc. lashed out at Apple Inc. in a series of full-page newspaper ads, claiming the iPhone maker's coming mobile software changes around data gathering and targeted advertising are bad for small businesses.
The ads, which ran Wednesday in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Washington Post, carried the headline "We're standing up to Apple for small businesses everywhere." They home in on upcoming changes to Apple's iOS 14 operating system that will curb the ability of companies like Facebook to gather data about users and ply them with targeted advertising.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Rural MFM Talking Head
That's almost ghey.
One end has a cloaca, the other end a pecker.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (wf5ik)
Could be. Could also be my generally contrarian nature. I must self-reflect and ponder.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)
Be Zen, Insom. Return with Koans.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (bCLt0)
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Would that be a northern pike?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (lgiXo)
it's inherent in their system and psychology.
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Margaret Sanger was NOT "cool with Coolidge."
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (W+kMI)
I don't know if that's just in comparison, or if it's because the horde is taking on some of the ambient gloom burden off him*
but I think it's nice to have an upbeat Insom
*goes off to theorize about the theory of the conservation of gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:18 AM (nUhF0)
Could be. Could also be my generally contrarian nature. I must self-reflect and ponder.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:29 AM (nakwk)
The Horde is Insom's picture of Dorian Gray.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Hoss at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (Vy3s7)
Are we in the Slough of Despond yet?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (RaxiV)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:27 AM (lgiXo)
But first, I will motorboat them.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp.......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 10:31 AM (aD5Lz)
Is there a major bombshell about to drop that demonstrates a reason to not trust Joe Biden and his team? Does this have something to do with the massive hacks ongoing across the federal government right now? Or is it just an awkward holiday protocol? So many questions.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:31 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (m45I2)
Misery loves company? Nah.
You just got your shit together for the most part. Timing just a bit coincidental.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (KnJdm)
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My g-babies go into a fit of giggles every time they sing this.
Their mom is not amused.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (RU4sa)
Are we in the Slough of Despond yet?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (RaxiV)
No. We're still in the Bog of Eternal Stench.*Breathes Deeply*
Yup. Still there.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:24 AM (W+kMI)
Turns out, according to a couple studies published in the last week or so, minorities *once hospitalized* have the same statistical outcome as whites. The authors are still looking for "systemic" reasons for the worse outcomes when not hospitalized, but I suspect it's that many simply don't consider the hospital an option until it's too late.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (uquGJ)
https://nyti.ms/2WoW9jP
Deciding who gets this glorified flu shot based on social justice horse shit. We are watching mass lunacy, in real time. We're going to watch affluent whites fight blacks and latins over a vaccine that none of them need. One things for sure - I'll go last, if I go at all.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (E7zwb)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (UDapT)
Misery loves company? Nah.
You just got your shit together for the most part. Timing just a bit coincidental.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (2DOZq)
By the end of next year he'll be President-dictator for life in the ruins of the United States after an alien invasion.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 10:34 AM (Zm+LZ)
Has anyone heard anything about the troop drawdowns in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Those were supposed to be done by the 15th.
Has that happened or has the pizzle palace disobeyed orders, again?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 18, 2020 10:34 AM (Drr5h)
Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (UDapT)
All the unspilled Preg-Nog should have standing as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (VcFUs)
Facebook Inc. lashed out at Apple Inc. in a series of full-page newspaper ads, claiming the iPhone maker's coming mobile software changes around data gathering and targeted advertising are bad for small businesses.
The ads, which ran Wednesday in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Washington Post, carried the headline "We're standing up to Apple for small businesses everywhere." They home in on upcoming changes to Apple's iOS 14 operating system that will curb the ability of companies like Facebook to gather data about users and ply them with targeted advertising.
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Actually I think Facebook has the right of it. Ad revenue is ad revenue, and Facebook isn't PBS (yet). Apple is choking off the competition so they can make all their users rely on Apple-owned social media and apps exclusive to Apple products. It's what Apple wants, a captive market where they dictate content and pocket 100% of ad revenue for themselves. Buy, American.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (W+kMI)
Well well, Roberts throws a "lack of standing" bone our way.
Posted by: WisRich at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (G0vdT)
https://bit.ly/3mAIcJX
"Goering's attic layout had an overhead airplane system which could "bomb" trains below by dropping little wooden bombs at the push of a button."
"There were two huge model railway layouts, one was in the attic and the other one was in the basement."
Mrs. Goering was all, "We're not having your toy trains in here! If you have to have your toy trains they have to be in the attic or in the basement!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)
Early Gomez and Pugsly Addams...
Posted by: browndog at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:30 AM (KnJdm)
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My g-babies go into a fit of giggles every time they sing this.
Their mom is not amused.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (RU4sa)
Such a great song. And versatile too as one can substitute aspects of male anatomy as well.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:36 AM (nakwk)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. One look at that picture sent me racing to find Muldoon's input. I wasn't disappointed.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 10:36 AM (axyOa)
Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (lgiXo)
Biden goes into long rant about the pool and fighting with corndog.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:36 AM (W+kMI)
https://bit.ly/3myeoO6
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Yeah, she played that deaf, dumb, and blind card for all it was worth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (VcFUs)
Oh man, just got the joke...slow as Biden, here.
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (AwYPR)
Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (lgiXo)
They keep talking about briefs, but I wear boxers, man!
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I like apples! at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 18, 2020 10:34 AM (Drr5h)
I really wish I understood how someone can flagrantly disobey a direct order from the C in C (POTUS).
Line them up at attention in the oval office, look them in the eye, give the order.
Bring them back in 7 days. Demand status.
Arrest. Confine. Military Court Martial. Hard Time.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (VcFUs)
There were 800,000 students in Community Colleges in 1960. There are over 4,000,000 by 1980. Thats 230% growth.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (JFO2v)
https://bit.ly/3myeoO6
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Yeah, she played that deaf, dumb, and blind card for all it was worth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
Just doing what communists do.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac
don't get me wrong - it's good that you are upbeat
I appreciate it and it helps me deal with my own gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (nUhF0)
A staffer "heard *SCREAMING* through the walls as Justice Roberts & other liberal Justices were insisting this case *NOT* be taken up..."
Wonder why Texas' case was dropped?
Staffer testimony,
Here's why:
https://tinyurl.com/ycfyfyko
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (CZm2G)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (UDapT)
Dat bitch never even been fake hate-crimed.
Posted by: Bubba 'Jussie' Wallace at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (ImaEB)
Misery loves company? Nah.
You just got your shit together for the most part. Timing just a bit coincidental.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (2DOZq)
Pretty much, yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2020 10:16 AM (XJfQq)
ehhhhh...
Binghamton is a little far south to get true lake effect.
They come by theirs naturally.
Posted by: browndog at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (hOOi9)
Is there a major bombshell about to drop that demonstrates a reason to not trust Joe Biden and his team? Does this have something to do with the massive hacks ongoing across the federal government right now? Or is it just an awkward holiday protocol? So many questions.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:31 AM (3aI0K)
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"Proof that the federal government is infested with Trumpists that must all be purged in favor of college juniors in critical race theory majors from elite universities."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (UDapT)
It's Michael Moore, isn't it?
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (8k7U7)
There were 800,000 students in Community Colleges in 1960. There are over 4,000,000 by 1980. Thats 230% growth.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (JFO2v)
So I know we're not big on math here, but that doesn't work out in absolute or annualized terms.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (3aI0K)
That cunt Roberts should hang himself if this is true.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (ImaEB)
Is
there a major bombshell about to drop that demonstrates a reason to not
trust Joe Biden and his team? Does this have something to do with the
massive hacks ongoing across the federal government right now? Or is it
just an awkward holiday protocol? So many questions.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:31 AM (3aI0K)
If true, this is both huge and good. They are traitorous scum who are in essence spying for a foreign nation.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (946rW)
It looks like someone photoshopped the face of a news anchor into the picture.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (ofYez)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (UDapT)
Bet Swallowswell would demand that foreign aid buy them a decent car.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (JFO2v)
Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word
Maybe they're tired of classified information to China.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (CZm2G)
No.
We had a plac eup there and you could snowshoe off the deck, regularly.
The deck was 12 feet off the lawn.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (ImaEB)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (VcFUs)
My guess is they never really had to. You just drag your feet a little. Tell the old man what he wants to hear, and play for time. Make excuses. Stall.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (E7zwb)
I appreciate it and it helps me deal with my own gloom
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (nUhF0)
You mean you DON'T want me sinking back into the abyss so things can return to the status quo ante? That changes things.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 10:40 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Nckate
If you can believe Trump, "giving Bezos the post office" is what got it in the shape it's in this week. But your shitty little sneer is certainly appreciated.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (zMFmR)
Linkie?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (tsZQ+)
Reason 34,590 we should have never been on the ground in the hellhole.
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (jdRf/)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (W+kMI)
Eh, they can both lose, but -
As FB is so fond of letting us know -
they can do what they want within their walled garden.
Therefore, so can Apple.
Play ball!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (EERbD)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (WEBkv)
Has anyone heard anything about the troop drawdowns in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Those were supposed to be done by the 15th.
Has that happened or has the pizzle palace disobeyed orders, again?
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That's a good question. then again, bringing the boys & girls back home would reflect well on Trump, and therefore will be ignored wherever & whenever possible.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (W+kMI)
All I want for Christmas...
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (ImaEB)
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (3aI0K)
USA TODAYS FACT CHECK INTERN CONTINUES TO KNOCK EM OUT OF THE PARK: Fact check: Story about United Airlines, Black Lives Matter and a toddler is satirical.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:28 AM (JFO2v)
No FFS. This is them admitting that their readers are f*cking tards. I love it.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 18, 2020 10:39 AM (Zm+LZ)
Dr Jill
75% of student in community college classes will be white. 25% will be black or hispanic. The remainder will Asian, middle eastern, or assorted races.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)
Dat bitch never even been fake hate-crimed.
********
I think you're forgetting the time her roommate asked her to read the waffle iron.
(Sorry, Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
She played a mean pinball
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (nOB2/)
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*checks bags of fucks, looks empty
Posted by: MJ at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (gAMkn)
BREAKING: Acting DefSec Miller orders Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with Biden transition team
Linkie?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (tsZQ+)
Axios.
https://tinyurl.com/y97x99ly
Posted by: flounder at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (jdRf/)
The media isn't even trying to be serious anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (UDapT)
Well, she ain't got no distractions.
Buzzers, Bells...Flashing Lights.
Nothing.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ImaEB)
https://tinyurl.com/y7584anv
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (CZm2G)
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (3aI0K)
Some titles to be displayed:
Fucking a crack ho
Crack ho sucking my dick
Being pegged by a crack ho
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (JFO2v)
The media isn't even trying to be serious anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ZGrMX)
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Because that's where Buttigieg proposed to his husband and the media is all about the narrative and building up a potential Democratic national star?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Larry Craig at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (jdRf/)
Any building with a Public Restroom is like Venice to the Fags.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (ImaEB)
75% of student in community college classes will be white. 25% will
be black or hispanic. The remainder will Asian, middle eastern, or
assorted races.
Those number thingys: how do they work?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (HaL55)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97x99ly
Biden/Xi team is trying to figure out how the Pentagon knew so much classified information.
Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (SwCv8)
Posted by: Terrified CDC Doc at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (cCxiu)
The media isn't even trying to be serious anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ZGrMX)
I've heard the restrooms can be.
Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (hOOi9)
Wut!
Put down the pipe...
Posted by: Bills Mafia at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (UDapT)
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Yes, let the news of the worthlessness of her dissertation and degree spread far and wide while the Bidens hold firm to her title as though it's some great achievement.
I can't wait for SNL to not touch this with a 10 foot pole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (NWM+b)
Yup. The headline is literally "Pete Buttgigger is right: airports are romantic".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (RU4sa)
I taught the brats "Friggin' In The Rigging" by the Sex Pistols.
On the drive to school.
Elementary school.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (xT2tT)
Yup. The headline is literally "Pete Buttgigger is right: airports are romantic".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)
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"No studying."
-Peter Venkman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (NWM+b)
https://tinyurl.com/ydaly6ne
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 18, 2020 10:46 AM (OssQ4)
Helen Keller walks into a bar . The bartender says ' sorry we don't serve communists here bitch' Unfortunately she didn't hear him.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:46 AM (2DOZq)
(Sorry, Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (m45I2)
The first dirty joke I ever heard was from a girl friend.
She stuff her hand down her jeans and starting signing with were other hand. Ask me what this? Helen Keller masturbating and moaning!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:46 AM (JFO2v)
Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
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I can think of a few reasons.
1. Trump hasn't given the okay yet. Deep State bureaucrats in uniform should stop jumping the gun.
2. As per CPT Charles, Biden doesn't have a security clearance. He actually can't receive Secret and higher clearance info until he's sworn in.
3. Biden, his loser son, and all his greedy commiecrat tail are corrupt and BDSM slaves to PRC. Anything told to them might as well be given to the PRC embassy in D.C..
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:46 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:44 AM (ImaEB)
ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (JFO2v)
402 Their mom is not amused.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:32 AM (RU4sa)
I taught the brats "Friggin' In The Rigging" by the Sex Pistols.
On the drive to school.
Elementary school.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (xT2tT)
How about The Pogues song lyrics?
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (bCLt0)
>On the drive to school.
Haha - Friend of mine's daughter went on a short roadtrip to pick up a driftboat with us and I taught her many a GWAR song on that ride.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (ImaEB)
Buzzers, Bells...Flashing Lights.
Nothing.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:43 AM (ImaEB)
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets the replay
Never seen her fall
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (nOB2/)
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Larry Craig at December 18, 2020 10:47 AM (jdRf/)
Staffer testimony,
Here's why:
https://tinyurl.com/ycfyfyko
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (CZm2G)
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Couple this with Lin Wood's recent tweet and a rather eye-opening picture emerges.
Note that none of the half-dozen or so other cases are even being heard either.
It might be interesting to see how the Lin Wood tweet plays out. I'd say he's implicitly threatening the Chief Justice that there is intelligence that can out him doing Bad Things. Sidney Powell has received Military Intelligence, and is a close friend of, and working with Wood so Wood was probably fed intel as well.
There are still white hats with cards to play, so it's impossible to see where this whole thing goes.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (hOOi9)
A few years back they switched to making the trigger housing from aluminum to some kind of polymer. Doesn't really matter but, you know, it kinda matters.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (qc+VF)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97x99ly
yeah I would not read to much into this. I think this has more to do with the holiday than any policy change. And I say that since, in a technical way, I am working kinda in the pentagon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (tsZQ+)
Ken Blackwell is on The War Room. He said with Republicans winning down ticket what they want us to believe is that "Trump has long coattails but no coat." Great line.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (nOB2/)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2020 10:15 AM (UUBmN)
If Vinnie came I'd fly to NJ just to ride along.
Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Hat On Chin Guy at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (EQV8l)
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 18, 2020 10:38 AM (hOOi9)
Nope, Pee Wee Herman.
Posted by: Cooldawg at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (WEsWY)
Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
Who knows. Article says they'll resume in #twoweeks, just need a break for the holidays. Could just be a cover story. Could be a convenient pretext for something bigger about to drop. No idea.
Here - I'll deal some Hopium. Miller got an advance copy of the DNI brief - and shit is about to hit the fan. Hell - it could be that. I truly have no idea.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (E7zwb)
Axios.
https://tinyurl.com/y97x99ly
Posted by: flo
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Be nice to hear why the Pentagram stopped Biden's briefings from a source other than Axios.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:50 AM (CZm2G)
Dat bitch never even been fake hate-crimed.
********
I think you're forgetting the time her roommate asked her to read the waffle iron.
(Sorry, Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:42 AM (m45I2)
I heard some Antifa guys entered her home and moved all the furniture.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 10:50 AM (axyOa)
I told you my friend and he grew up together, right?
Said that Craig was an Omni-sexual.
Farm animals, relatives, inanimate objects...guy would fuck anything and everything and frequently did.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:50 AM (ImaEB)
yeah I would not read to much into this. I think this has more to do with the holiday than any policy change. And I say that since, in a technical way, I am working kinda in the pentagon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (tsZQ+)
Busy building bridges, plugging holes, planning extractions.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:50 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:41 AM (ImaEB)
The lede is buried. It is burgerless story in a sea of burgerless stories
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (My6Vh)
When he was laying on the bar, it was the top of his head at the time.
Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (SwCv8)
On the drive to school.
Elementary school.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2020 10:45 AM (xT2tT)
NaCly Dog and his students have re-written the Twelve Days of Christmas. It ends with a cartridge in an M-16.
Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (XxJt1)
Nobody ever heard her because she was wearing mittens.
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (jdRf/)
Posted by: Hat On Chin Guy at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM
Not me.
Posted by: zombie Vincent Van Gogh at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (DMUuz)
https://twitter.com/MythinformedMKE/status/
1339669092039585799
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (UDapT)
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (jdRf/)
Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 10:51 AM (XxJt1)
5 golden cock rings
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 10:52 AM (2DOZq)
Could be that we are in the midst of a cyber attack and someone is tired of wasting time with Biden Harris having pronoun etiquette discussions.
Posted by: Rusty at December 18, 2020 10:53 AM (gtWiK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:54 AM (JFO2v)
Sundowner is so out of it, it's entirely possible he's innocent in this election scam of scam. The guy could honestly have deniability. He's that far gone. It wouldn't be hard to hide.
Yeah - he admitted to the biggest fraud system in history. So he used to know. Can we be sure he even remembers now ? Did he even understand, at the time, that fraud was bad ? I'm not kidding around - I think the old dude is that mentally wasted.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:54 AM (E7zwb)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 10:54 AM (CZm2G)
Yeah, it's striking how modern the guy's face is. And yet he's from 1629. That's a buzz that's lasted almost 400 years!
I wonder if it seems modern because he's smiling freely like we do all the time.
Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2020 10:55 AM (8DRUP)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 18, 2020 10:55 AM (q78c4)
Apple isn't really in the generic advertising business, and hasn't been since it discontinued iAds in 2016.
Posted by: Pieter at December 18, 2020 10:55 AM (6dXV7)
halt to cooperation with the transition of President-elect Biden,
shocking officials across the Defense Department, senior administration
officials tell Axios.
It's good to see a microgram of sense once in a while.
My prog neighbor cornered me yesterday and axed me if I thought Biden won. She nearly became apoplectic when I calmly said, "No." Then she axed me if I watched Faux Nooz or any other conservative news outlet like I was some mind-numbed robot, and she got stymied again when I said, "No. I don't watch TV unless there's an Alabama game on, then I mute the stupid commercials."
Then she started parroting XiNN talking points in rapid-fire fashion. I just stood there and looked at her. Did I mention that she has TDS real bad? Can't wait until she starts in again so I can look her square in the eye and say, "Biden has dementia."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 10:55 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (UDapT)
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So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)
We are...
and it is pretty fucking dire from the reports I am getting.
Apparently they got into just about everything using an exploit that slipped by months+ ago.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (ImaEB)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2020 10:57 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Pieter at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (0OmEj)
We are...
and it is pretty fucking dire from the reports I am getting.
Apparently they got into just about everything using an exploit that slipped by months+ ago.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (ImaEB)
Any credible evidence on where it is originating?
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)
In drivers ed I told this girl she was driving by braille as she hit the botts dot on either side of the lane. Couch Buxton spit coke out his nose.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (JFO2v)
We are...
and it is pretty fucking dire from the reports I am getting.
Apparently they got into just about everything using an exploit that slipped by months+ ago.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (ImaEB)
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My wife, the cybersecurity analyst, has resigned herself to everyone's data already being out there for sale on the dark web. It's just about protecting what you can, like putting holds on your credit scores.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (NWM+b)
Be nice to hear why the Pentagram stopped Biden's briefings from a source other than Axios.
Posted by: Braenyard
Is he a witch?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (63Dwl)
https://tinyurl.com/yaghto2m
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (jdRf/)
Russia, apparently. Without doubt implied in any way.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (ImaEB)
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So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)
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At the stadium where the Mariners play, the umpire room has Braille in the door. The umps were not pleased.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muldoon
During one of the hundreds, if not thousands, of design sessions at 'The Bank' over the years, we finally badgered the legal gal into shouting "It doesn't have to make any sense, we just have to do it!!".
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (Rvt88)
I hear she also played a mean pinball.
Posted by: Pieter at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (6dXV7)
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So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)
Braille picture and sound controls on teevee remotes.
I really don't know why there's always got to be a deaf interpreter with every public speech these days. It's quite a racket, these deaf interpreter services.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)
and it is pretty fucking dire from the reports I am getting.
Apparently they got into just about everything using an exploit that slipped by months+ ago.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (ImaEB)
I can tell you this - in the power generation industry, there's been a big push in the last two years to put an air gap between the controllers that run the turbines and accessories, and the rest of the plant internet. I can also tell you they're mostly doing it wrong - because the HMIs that the operators run in the control room are usually still connected to plant and/or company wide email.
We can expect national blackouts in the near future. Trust me.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 11:00 AM (E7zwb)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 11:00 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: DAK at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (PtOP4)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1339260413096161290
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (UDapT)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (Rvt8
I have thot many times about getting a braille sign maker and putting things like EAT ME on doors.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mitch, China's bitch at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (ONvIw)
I appreciate that Safari on the Mac now warns you when you log into a site if the password matches one in a known data breach.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2020 11:02 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 11:02 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: irright at December 18, 2020 11:02 AM (SchQD)
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:01 AM (JFO2v)
Do it
It's not like the blind dude can identify you.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (axyOa)
--
She's pretty good in the blind alleys though.
Posted by: Tonypete
********
Her driver-ed teacher kept yelling, "Check your blind spot!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (m45I2)
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Sundown Joe is getting poised to be retired for Commiela Harris. Folks, we are looking at a bait-and-switch game on top of the stolen election. I may be a fool, but I wasn't a fool so big I voted for this shell game.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (NWM+b)
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I have two credit cards: One for online shopping, one for in person purchases.
The two do not cross paths.
Debit card for purchases? Nope.
In fact, a debit card issue is why I have an NDA from MLB.com.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (WEBkv)
449
Ok just suppose that bribe em is the next president how does he deal
with hunter and the crime family issues. On that alone we are looking at
a president camela. We are so fucked.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 18, 2020 10:58 AM (0OmEj)
Joe Biden isn't going to be dealing with anything. Joe Biden isn't in there any more.
Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 11:03 AM (XxJt1)
Her dog was blind too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (N39Ws)
It's not like the blind dude can identify you.
Posted by: Diogenes
Interviewing cop: "What did the guy look like?"
Blind person: *Facepalm*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (Rvt88)
every public speech these days. It's quite a racket, these deaf
interpreter services.
Quick, someone fetch the Mandela Funeral Interpreter Guy...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mitch, China's bitch at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (CZm2G)
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Seeing-eye dogs can read braille??
Labs really are smart!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 11:04 AM (UDapT)
Give her a basketball and ask her to read it.
How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate?
Tried to read her own lips.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (6dXV7)
I keep seeing this as part of the Kraken. The 305th is the Military Intelligence school at Ft. Huachuca, AZ. I've been there a couple of times and I don't think they would be the ones investigating election fraud. If someone said INSCOM, Army Cyber Command or some other units in Ft. Meade or Ft. Gordon, I might believe it.
Posted by: Jolo at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (WrMOC)
So are you sayingwe added the Braille keypad at the drive-thru ATM for nothing?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 10:56 AM (m45I2)
Braille picture and sound controls on teevee remotes.
I really don't know why there's always got to be a deaf interpreter with every public speech these days. It's quite a racket, these deaf interpreter services.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle.
Posted by: Mandela Funeral Fake Sign Language Guy at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: irright at December 18, 2020 11:02 AM (SchQD)
pull the ripcord when you feel slack in the leash
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (JFO2v)
https://www.theblaze.com/news/whitmer-santa-michigan-children-grandparents-christmas
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (W+kMI)
Blind person: *Facepalm*
Well, how else are we supposed to ID the suspect, duh?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (qoNQ/)
Tried to read her own lips.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (6dXV7)
I thot she wore tight jean so you could read he lips
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (JFO2v)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97x99ly
yeah I would not read to much into this. I think this has more to do with the holiday than any policy change. And I say that since, in a technical way, I am working kinda in the pentagon
Posted by: Nevergiveup
__________________________
Yes. This. I work in the Pentagon. Its empty this time of year, even before ChiCom flu.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (bgFXn)
I go one better than that. I've got a Walmart cash card that I keep a very limited amount of money on. That's what I use for online purchases.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (6dXV7)
every public speech these days. It's quite a racket, these deaf
interpreter services.
Quick, someone fetch the Mandela Funeral Interpreter Guy...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Inhale, and...
Thumbs in ears, tongue out, waggle fingers.
Right hand palm down, leaping dolphin right to left.
Left hand index finger and thumb pinch nose.
Right hand wave mystery odor away.
"OK" sign tap hand on chest three times.
Point both index fingers to the sky "Sosa hit a homerun!" style.
Hands in armpits, flap, flap, flap!
Thumb and index finger to forehead- "loser".
Pick a booger from nose...not really a sign for anything, I just had an itch. Right. Now back to it...
Two finger bunny hop from left to right. One, two, three.
Flip the bird. Sieg Heil arm raise.
Parade float princess wave..
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Devil horns. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (wf5ik)
Yes. This. I work in the Pentagon. Its empty this time of year, even before ChiCom flu.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2020 11:06 AM (bgFXn)
Not sure if this makes me feel better, or worse.
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (bCLt0)
Discuss.
Posted by: Diogenes
***********
Embrace the power of AND:
Helen Keller Married a Venetian blind salesman. They changed the wedding vows to "Until deaf do us part."
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (CZm2G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (WkPC9)
Governor Whitmer is a fascist bitch who would've taken one of the Nine
Rings from Sauron in a heartbeat. But you knew that, right?
https://www.theblaze.com/news/whitmer-santa-michigan-children-grandparents-christmas
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (W+kMI)
She looks like Faye Dunaway in Mommy Dearest.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (nOB2/)
Blind person: *Facepalm*
Well, how else are we supposed to ID the suspect, duh?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
A blind guy was getting a state id at the DMV. The DMV clerk asked him what color his eyes were.
The blind guy tried to be nice about it but just couldn't get the clerk to understand he'd never seen them and the clerk would have to make the call.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (Rvt88)
Endless love.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (6dXV7)
I do not think Stevie is blind!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (WkPC9)
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The less talented brother of Steve Miller?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: dingbat at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (T7Vg4)
Posted by: Muldoon
Muldoon, when I get to hell, how exactly will I identify you?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (Rvt88)
The blind guy tried to be nice about it but just couldn't get the clerk to understand he'd never seen them and the clerk would have to make the call.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (Rvt8
I know they issue DL to blind people in Houston because NONE OF THESE FUCKERS CAN DRIVE
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (N39Ws)
Any credible evidence on where it is originating?
Scranton
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 10:59 AM (jdRf/)
456
>>Any credible evidence on where it is originating?
Russia, apparently. Without doubt implied in any way.
scrantonski krai
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (sGtp+)
https://www.theblaze.com/news/colorado-coroner-covid-deaths-gunshot-victims
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (Rvt8
See hat pic above!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 18, 2020 11:10 AM (d1uFV)
Endless love.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 18, 2020 11:07 AM (6dXV7)
This offends me, sir!
I mean
lkgjd;lfkgwerngwfvmwpoerg
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 18, 2020 11:11 AM (x8Wzq)
Governor Whitmer is a fascist bitch who would've taken one of the Nine
Rings from Sauron in a heartbeat. But you knew that, right?
https://www.theblaze.com/news/whitmer-santa-michigan-children-grandparents-christmas
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:05 AM (W+kMI)
She looks like Faye Dunaway in Mommy Dearest.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (nOB2/)
Manipulating and propagandizing children using Santa Claus. Absolutely revolting.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2020 11:11 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 11:11 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: creeper at December 18, 2020 11:11 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (bCLt0)
Thanks, andycanuck. Been think of some snappy comebacks to her stupid questions this morning and the best one I came up with so far is, "It's statistically impossible for Biden to have won a fair election."
And if she starts in on my mad mafs skillz, I'll tell her that back when I had one of those job thingys, I dealt with a lot of math. I took it seriously and had to get it right because many times somebody's life would depend on it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 11:09 AM (WEBkv)
Someone above said Chris Miller was to see Trump at 2:30. That's why I was asking. If I have no idea who Chris Miller is .I am not enlightened by the fact he's supposedly seeing President Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (WkPC9)
how did she burn the other side?
they called back...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 11:13 AM (wf5ik)
The blind guy tried to be nice about it but just couldn't get the clerk to understand he'd never seen them and the clerk would have to make the call.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 11:08 AM (Rvt8
...
A perfect SNL skit if only they were funny.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 18, 2020 11:14 AM (2HIdp)
Posted by: IP at December 18, 2020 11:14 AM (jdRf/)
Sidney Powell and the President have apparently worked in collaboration with this unit
https://tinyurl.com/yb8zu2a9
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 11:15 AM (CZm2G)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 10:33 AM (UDapT)
All the unspilled Preg-Nog should have standing as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (VcFUs)
Would he have sued due to lack of standing?
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 18, 2020 11:16 AM (zTThE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2020 11:12 AM (WkPC9)
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Chris Miller, Secretary of Defense
Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2020 11:17 AM (CZm2G)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 18, 2020 11:17 AM (0MnEQ)
So...
I don't know. How does Helen know when she's wiped enough?
BTW, "I'm not one to buy into conspiracy theories, but someone mentioned Helen Keller on a podcast I listen to, and I began to think how its even possible that she learned to communicate. I also want to say I wish I was not compelled by this because Helen Keller has an extremely inspiring story if were supposed to believe it truly."
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 11:18 AM (UDapT)
There
is a traditional American response for what is going on in this
country; tar and feathering. Nobody dies, but it passes the message loud
and clear that this kind of behavior is unacceptable, and if we can do
that, we can do a lot more.
So, who needs tar and feathering? The
press, the tech giants, the FBI leadership, the billionaires, the
election officials, the traitors in the court system, Academia, local
mayors and governors, city councils, antifa, BLM, the members of the
swamp in DC, and particularly the DOJ, for refusing to protect our
rights.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 11:18 AM (eUpha)
Maybe they're tired of briefing someone who doesn't understand a word after good morning.
Who knows. Article says they'll resume in #twoweeks, just need a break for the holidays. Could just be a cover story. Could be a convenient pretext for something bigger about to drop. No idea.
Here - I'll deal some Hopium. Miller got an advance copy of the DNI brief - and shit is about to hit the fan. Hell - it could be that. I truly have no idea.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 18, 2020 10:49 AM (E7zwb)
I guess we should ask if this had ever previously occured? I mean the holidays are scheduled fairly consistently...
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 18, 2020 11:24 AM (zTThE)
this has more to do with the holiday than any policy change. And I say
that since, in a technical way, I am working kinda in the pentagon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2020 10:48 AM (tsZQ+)
If it were just the holidays, there would have been no orders I would think.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 11:24 AM (946rW)
is a traditional American response for what is going on in this
country; tar and feathering. Nobody dies, but it passes the message loud
and clear that this kind of behavior is unacceptable, and if we can do
that, we can do a lot more.
So, who needs tar and feathering? The
press, the tech giants, the FBI leadership, the billionaires, the
election officials, the traitors in the court system, Academia, local
mayors and governors, city councils, antifa, BLM, the members of the
swamp in DC, and particularly the DOJ, for refusing to protect our
rights.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 11:18 AM (eUpha)
Politicians did die from being tarred and feathered. It is after all hot tar. The people back then did not care as it was fit punishment for the corrupt and a stern warning to the rest.
I find I do not care either.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 11:26 AM (946rW)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 11:29 AM (/xZDt)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 11:29 AM (/xZDt)
I think in the interest of leaving the right lesson embedded, the old ways must be respected.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 18, 2020 11:30 AM (946rW)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 18, 2020 10:35 AM (W+kMI)
Apple and Facebook need to both DIAF.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2020 11:38 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Saf at December 18, 2020 12:29 PM (5IHGB)
Resurrect Voltaire. This country could use a man like him.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2020 01:55 PM (NpAcC)
like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to
drive the message home a little bit, but instead of that, this is great blog.
A fantastic read. I'll certainly be back.
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