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Tonight's ONT Is For The Dogs

So, had to take the dog to the groomer today....

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If you think that's bad, wait until you check below the fold!

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Star Of Wonder


Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem,

2 Saying, Where is he that is born King of the Jews? for we have seen his star in the east, and are come to worship him. Matthew 2: 1-2 KJV

Well, probably not so world changing, but this being 2020, you never know.

‘Christmas Star’ to light up December sky for first time in 800 years

It will happen Dec 21, as Jupiter and Saturn will align in the night sky in a proximity that hasn't been seen in 800 years. It should be quite the sight, and if you come across any newborns wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger.....have your drum with you just in case, knowutImean? Pa rum pum pum pum.

This Is The End?

Apocalypse Now?

As a side note, did it ever occur to anyone that when the Apocalypse finally does get here, in addition to the famine, pestilence and war, we're going to have to deal with branding?

“New from Ralston Purina, Apocalypse Chow! Feed your hellhound a well balanced meal, with 100% the RDA of unrepentant sinners. Other brands substitute grains and the remains of the merely unpleasant, but we harvest pure rotting flesh straight from the charnel pits of Lucifer himself! Try it today and see for yourself why 7 Billion satisfied customers can't stop screaming about Apocalypse Chow! “The horror, the horror!””

In any event, I'm not going to comment on the later half of the article where he talks about what other prognosticators are saying, but the first four paragraphs mirror my thinking exactly. I can handle Biden winning an election, but if Biden appears to steal an election, and there is no logical, convincing answer to the legitimate questions raised...then how can such an administration be even remotely said to be “deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed”? The answer I keep coming back to is that it can't. And that is not a pleasant thought.


Related:

Breakin’ The Law. Looks like the UK is straight up trying to get rid of the idea of rule of law. Since none of them seem to be the religious sort any more, I wonder what justification they'll come up with instead of “the divine right of kings”. Interesting times.


Funny Story And A Funny Bit



Travel

I miss travel. We were kicking around a trip to Iceland in October when the COVID panic hit, so much for that idea. Anyway, here are European Capital Cities, Ranked From Worst to First

I've only been to 4 of these cities. I can't really argue with #1, Prague has been high on my list of places to go for a while now, but Paris at #2? Maybe 20 years ago, but now? Rome is better, and for that matter so is London (if hideously expensive). Hell, Lisbon was much nicer than Paris, if lacking in the amenities, of course. Not having human shit covering the streets and giant homeless encampments lining its boulevards made up for it in a big way, and truth be told, the dinner I had in Lisbon was better than anything I had in Paris. I'm not saying there isn't great food to be had in Paris, of course not, but on my trip the best food was in Lisbon.


Life Hack!


Questionable Life Hacks From People With Loose Morals

Not all of these are terrible, but many of them are just plain stealing. Calling it a “life hack!” doesn't mean you're not just a common thief. On the other hand, this, I think, is clever. But is it stealing? What's your vote, Horde?

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The Saga Of Matt



This is an entire long thread, full of Matt stories, click through to read. My first real job was in a theater, and we didn't have a “Matt”, but some of these stories (or something just like them) did happen to me. It just wasn't one guy over and over. I think I'd have fired him about 5 tweets in.


Any Of This Sound Familiar?

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When in the course of human events..


Tonight's ONT brought to you by sled dogs:

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Comments

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1 Later.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2020 09:51 PM (nakwk)

2 No, now

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 10, 2020 09:52 PM (YwPJG)

3 Insomniac!! #1

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 10, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel)

4 Nothing of import happened today.

Been a lazy, quiet month if you ask me.

Boring year, this.

Posted by: pmurT at December 10, 2020 09:53 PM (ojwvu)

5 First Elect

Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 10, 2020 09:53 PM (5Jo4L)

6 hi

Posted by: top 10! at December 10, 2020 09:55 PM (BBWrU)

7 Happy Chanukah y'all!!!

Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2020 09:55 PM (J4xrv)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2020 09:55 PM (arJlL)

9 coulda been a contender

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at December 10, 2020 09:55 PM (+U5Yr)

10 Ted Cruz rekt Swallwell:

More than once, I've said "screw the Chinese communists."

Little did I know how closely Swalwell was listening

Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2020 09:56 PM (ZfRYq)

11 Have any counties or county-level parties tried to join the Texas suit? You know who's really harmed? Red counties in blue states dominated by 1 or 2 urban areas. There's no way to fix that even under the fiction that this is not otherwise the last election. It would be cool to see counties and county-level non-GOPe parties seek intervention.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 09:56 PM (hVHEm)

12 Wow. Early!

Posted by: Nobody at December 10, 2020 09:56 PM (giU8k)

13 So we're back to the dogs.

Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 09:57 PM (YaTIT)

14 Early...without Controversy...or flame

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 09:57 PM (u1WYs)

15 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2020 09:57 PM (Rvt88)

16
Any Of This Sound Familiar?

__________

Guys? Comments?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 09:57 PM (mht8P)

17 ONT Hot 25??

Posted by: Zettai at December 10, 2020 09:58 PM (aqN5z)

18 @SidneyPowell1 reveals on @LouDobbs that she & her team have direct communications between 4 individuals: Jorge Rodriguez [former Venezuelan Minister of Communications]; Khalil Majid Mazoub [front-man]; Gustavo Reyes-Zumeta [Programmer]; Antonio Mugica [Smartmatic CEO] indicating that they were directly involved in efforts to steal the election. "They designed and developed the Smartmatic + Dominion programs and machines, that include a controller module that allows people to log-in and manipulate the vote, even as it's happening. We're finding more & more evidence of this. We now have REAMS and REAMS of actual documents from Smartmatic & Dominion, including evidence that they planned and executed all of this. We know that $400M came into Smartmatic from China only a few weeks before the election. That there are George Soros connections to the entire endeavor. Lord Malloch-Brown was part of it, along w/ others from Dominion. Eric Coomer, the person who also holds patents on some of the software ... We have evidence on how they flipped the votes. How it was designed to flip the votes and how all of it has been happening JUST as we've been saying it has been."

Posted by: Surprised she's not a persona non grata by now at December 10, 2020 09:58 PM (BBWrU)

19 "We Three Kings/God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" by Canucks:

https://youtu.be/HGVNzgUxE-g

Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2020 09:59 PM (J4xrv)

20 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 09:59 PM (xK9An)

21 Saw seagulls circling over the walmart parking lot and thought: "vultures over the piles of covid dead!"

Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together, living in l a, ima dont feel sick but gonna get t at December 10, 2020 09:59 PM (Jln19)

22 Maybe back when 700 posts were considered Epic...

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 09:59 PM (u1WYs)

23 That dog in the top pic is disturbing.

Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 09:59 PM (YaTIT)

24 Cats rule.

Dogs drool.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 09:59 PM (U2p+3)

25 >>18 @SidneyPowell1 reveals on @LouDobbs that she & her team have direct communications between 4 individuals: J

Static.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:00 PM (xK9An)

26 It will happen Dec 21, as Jupiter and Saturn will align in the night sky
in a proximity that hasn't been seen in 800 years. It should be quite
the sight, and if you come across any newborns wrapped in swaddling
clothes and lying in a manger.....have your drum with you just in case,
knowutImean? Pa rum pum pum pum.

---

If someone is born on the 21st, destined to rule the world, it ain't Christ.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2020 10:00 PM (kOpft)

27 > Any Of This Sound Familiar?

Yes, it's what our government does to us every day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 10, 2020 10:00 PM (3H9h1)

28 >>24 Cats rule. Dogs drool.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 09:59 PM (U2p+3)

Zod drools. Remove your skirt.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:00 PM (xK9An)

29 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2020 10:01 PM (XCq0F)

30 We three kings of orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded,
Now we are only two

Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 10, 2020 10:01 PM (Jln19)

31 I'll admit, the shaved sheepdog is pretty priceless. The top one looks like a shop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2020 10:01 PM (XCq0F)

32 Hail Zod!


How is canis zod?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:02 PM (U2p+3)

33 Evening, Horde!

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at December 10, 2020 10:02 PM (zNpyh)

34 'Night Insom !

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2020 10:02 PM (arJlL)

35 Take him out and shoot him.

Posted by: General Dreedle at December 10, 2020 10:02 PM (Y274z)

36 Is the Zod Imperial anything like a Chrysler Imperial?

I'd say a Soviet bloc knockoff, but they didn't want anything to do with royalty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:02 PM (7Kh21)

37 Any Of This Sound Familiar?





Straight out of the left's playbook.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2020 10:03 PM (o7xAf)

38 Here's an idea. When we split the country in two, just form a Commonwealth to conduct business. All else being left to the two entities to deal with. I propose locating the new Capitol in the center of Wyoming, just to avoid any similarities to the current swamp.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2020 10:03 PM (7ZQe3)

39 >>How is canis zod?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:02 PM (U2p+3)

They drool. Jr. humps his sister's bed. Weird.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:03 PM (xK9An)

40 What pisses me off is that we should be celebrating a month of Trump's being re-elected in a landslide. And enjoying his mean tweets at Crazy Nancy and a few lobbed at Crooked just for laughs. That makes me angry.

Posted by: jmel at December 10, 2020 10:04 PM (bVhJi)

41 >>36 Is the Zod Imperial anything like a Chrysler Imperial? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:02 PM (7Kh21)

No.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:04 PM (xK9An)

42 How it was designed to flip the votes and how all of it has been happening JUST as we've been saying it has been."
Posted by: Surprised she's not a persona non grata by now at December 10, 2020 09:58 PM (BBWrU)

You sir...will never get a Christmas card from Brian of New Orleans - I hope you know that and can adjust your mental state to accept that rejection...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:04 PM (w2LAm)

43 Husky never looked better.

Go Cougs!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:04 PM (axyOa)

44 I'm starting to worry about my trip to San Diego to see marine ratched for Christmas.


We have plane tix. Hope air travel isn't shut down. It's a loooooong drive.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:04 PM (U2p+3)

45 They drool. Jr. humps his sister's bed. Weird

It's not sexual though, it's...

It's not sexual.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 10:05 PM (naieP)

46 The Holly and the Ivy by Anonymous 4

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:05 PM (u1WYs)

47 If everyone defies Zod what power does he possess?

Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 10:05 PM (YaTIT)

48 We three kings of orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded,
Now we are only two

Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 10, 2020 10:01 PM



I'm dying over here!

Posted by: Zettai at December 10, 2020 10:06 PM (aqN5z)

49 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

50
The top one looks like a shop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

_______

Agreed, but even an exaggeration contains a kernel of truth. I know from recent experience with one of our fosters that a heavily-coated dog half shaved looks bizarre.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 10:06 PM (mht8P)

51 Exactly, the truth is merely static. Just white noise that should be ignored. How do these people live with themselves?

Posted by: Nobody at December 10, 2020 10:06 PM (giU8k)

52 And the people said Hail Zod!

And Zod said Hell Yes!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:06 PM (axyOa)

53 My cat practices full immersion baptism with her mousie toys. At 3am. Then she presents them to me, on my face for the final blessing.

She's such a loving mother.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:06 PM (U2p+3)

54 18 @SidneyPowell1 reveals on @LouDobbs that she & her team have direct communications between 4 individuals: J

Static.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:00 PM (xK9An)

These comments and the information contained therein are truly meaningless...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:07 PM (w2LAm)

55 11
Have any counties or county-level parties tried to join the Texas suit?
You know who's really harmed? Red counties in blue states dominated by
1 or 2 urban areas. There's no way to fix that even under the fiction
that this is not otherwise the last election. It would be cool to see
counties and county-level non-GOPe parties seek intervention.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 09:56 PM (hVHEm)


You mean counties within WI, MI, PA, GA?

That would be awesome.


But not at the level of state vs state needed for SCOTUS?

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2020 10:07 PM (l3+k2)

56 24 Cats rule.

Dogs drool.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 09:59 PM (U2p+3)


Hey. HEY!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

57 Kim Kartrashian is boohooing on Twatter because some guy may be getting the Big Injection tomorrow.

This guy, along with his buddies (one of whom has already been executed) murdered two youth ministers. This specific guy set the car on fire while the 18-year-old girl victim was still alive in the trunk (soot in her lungs, therefore still alive).

She's making a big deal out of him only having been able to see his kids (of COURSE he has kids) from "behind glass".

Given that he has a history of setting teenagers on fire, I'd say that was an excellent idea.

Yeah, Kim, I'm perfectly fine with this. Sorry.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:07 PM (7Kh21)

58 47 If everyone defies Zod what power does he possess?
Posted by: Lee


You're new here?


*moves away*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:07 PM (U2p+3)

59 53 My cat practices full immersion baptism with her mousie toys. At 3am. Then she presents them to me, on my face for the final blessing.

She's such a loving mother.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:06 PM (U2p+3)

What, does she dunk them in the toilet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2020 10:08 PM (XCq0F)

60 Those 2 dog photos are animal abuse.

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2020 10:08 PM (Cssks)

61 I will be going out tomorrow to do my COVID testing rounds amoungst my homeless housing units..as I have been doing since last July...spikes I am not seeing...so

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:09 PM (u1WYs)

62 I've been to four capital cities in Europe--Berlin, Prague, Rome, and Vienna.

Prague, Rome, and Vienna are all pretty much abreast of each other. Prague's as great as they say it is, Vienna has some beautiful architecture and palaces itself, and Rome is just tons and tons of history. I'd probably put Vienna first, followed very closely by Prague, and then Rome, simply for being a little swampy in feel (but being in such a warm and humid climate, you can't really hold that against it).

Berlin...meh. It's got a great nightlife, and obviously lots of historical value as well, but it's about a third hipsters and a third migrants, and no German city has a right to be that dirty.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 10, 2020 10:09 PM (pxDdN)

63 >>58 47 If everyone defies Zod what power does he possess? Posted by: Lee

Kill yourself? Swallow?

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:09 PM (xK9An)

64 What, does she dunk them in the toilet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Eeeeew, no.

Her water dish.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:09 PM (U2p+3)

65 11 Have any counties or county-level parties tried to join the Texas suit? You know who's really harmed? Red counties in blue states dominated by 1 or 2 urban areas. There's no way to fix that even under the fiction that this is not otherwise the last election. It would be cool to see counties and county-level non-GOPe parties seek intervention.

X100. Its not state v state. Its America v commie controlled shitholes. Separate out the shithole. How to do it? Give Philadelphia its proportionate share of PA electoral vote, and the rest of this red state takes the rest of the electors

Posted by: Bill Barr, worst AG ever at December 10, 2020 10:10 PM (Tc2CN)

66 That 94 year old's story about her blow-up bra was adorable.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

67 60 Those 2 dog photos are animal abuse.
Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2020 10:08 PM (Cssks)

Honestly, the German shepherd, maybe. I'd figure a sheep dog, sheared close, would love the hell out of it. Like losing 30 lbs and getting your sight back at once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2020 10:10 PM (XCq0F)

68 Watching something on the Hitler Channel (American Heroes which used to be History 2)

Anyways they are declaring longbows superior to crossbows. Because they are like Maxim guns or something.

Hey, it's science.

Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2020 10:10 PM (ZfRYq)

69 >>She's making a big deal out of him only having been able to see his kids (of COURSE he has kids) from "behind glass".

Chamber audio set to 'squeal.'

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:11 PM (xK9An)

70 Michelle Malkin thread: https://tinyurl.com/y6jg65t7

The world has bet the farm on vaccines as the solution to the pandemic, but the trials are not focused on answering the questions many might assume they are. - British Medical Journal report

None of the trials "are designed to detect reduction in any serious outcome such as hospital admissions, use of intensive care, or deaths. Nor are the vaccines being studied to determine whether they can interrupt transmission of the virus."

Moderna's chief medical officer told BMJ its trial lacks adequate statistical power to assess severe outcomes. COVID hospital admissions/deaths "are simply too uncommon...for an effective vaccine to demonstrate statistically significant differences in a trial of 30k people. The same is true of ability to save lives or prevent transmission: the trials are not designed to find out."
Bottom line: COVID-19 is too rare & too benign to permit analysis of exactly the kind of serious health outcomes that most Americans believe the vaccine will "cure."

Let's move on to #COVIDGATE PART 2: Clinical Trials and Crusader Bias. The "gold standard" of randomized, placebo-controlled, double-blind trials has been undermined by zealots & blabbermouths enrolled in the COVID vaccine research experiments

Unlike any other modern clinical trial, COVID vaxx trials attracted legion of crusaders w/pro-vaxx bias. Many of them are advocacy media who turned volunteer stints into splashy, self-aggrandizing op-eds. ...

I obtained screenshots of social media posts from dozens of self-identified Moderna & Pfizer trial volunteers unblinding themselves while experiments ongoing. I've submitted 20 to FDA as part of public comment process on EUA & offered to share all of them w/ agency.

Volunteers discussed/posted antibody test results, shared symptoms & plotted how to drop out of trials and enroll in new ones if they suspected they didn't get the vaccine. ("people had so few symptoms they thought they were in placebo arm of study") ...

2 trial volunteers discussed being able to guess if they got vaccine based on whether administrator rushed into room to inject them. "The vaccine has to remain at a certain temp so once ready, it has to go ..."

Pathologist enrolled in @moderna_tx vax trial posted on Facebook that she got tested during trial, advised others where to get tested & offered to give other trial volunteers antibody test from her private lab! Double-blind protection obliterated.

Now: #COVIDGATE PART 3: Attack on Informed Consent. It matters more than ever because we are entering most coercive era of medical tyranny in human history. ...

Posted by: Big Pharma FTW at December 10, 2020 10:11 PM (BBWrU)

71 good evening all

Posted by: wing at December 10, 2020 10:11 PM (JFzNN)

72
Berlin is a parvenu capital.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 10:11 PM (mht8P)

73 Eeeeew, no.

Her water dish.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:09 PM (U2p+3)

Are you sure?

*evil laugh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2020 10:11 PM (XCq0F)

74 I propose locating the new Capitol in the center of Wyoming, just to avoid any similarities to the current swamp.
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2020 10:03 PM (7ZQe3)


Agree, except for the part about establishing an Alliied States government seat in Cheyenne.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2020 10:11 PM (t+qrx)

75 That 94 year old's story about her blow-up bra was adorable.
Posted by: Ladyl

Yep

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2020 10:11 PM (arJlL)

76 How are the sausages in Vienna?

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:12 PM (4I/2K)

77 But not at the level of state vs state needed for SCOTUS?

The suit was created, and exists, due to Texas filing it. I don't think there's any limit to who can join or at least file an amicus. The PA House has filed an amicus, BTW, though arguably they're a highly interested party.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:12 PM (naEeR)

78
Kim Kartrashian is boohooing on Twatter because some guy may be getting the Big Injection tomorrow.

After reading this first sentence I thought it was going to be about Covid vaccine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 10:12 PM (63Dwl)

79 If you know someone who has a due date of the 21st, please tell them to not name the kid Damien.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 10:12 PM (kTF2Z)

80 For the Record, Fuck Twitter.

They just banned me, but went out of their way to say I didn't do anything wrong.

They said "We're shutting you down until you agree to Two-Factor Authentication."

Posted by: Allie at December 10, 2020 10:12 PM (vmRc0)

81 Darling {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

82 Va. guv Northam shutting down Commonwealth. Never has a guy caught blackfacing in college striven so mightily to left-cuck himself.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (xK9An)

83 Awww.... that sled dog is having so much fun.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (NpAcC)

84 Hey Red...

Jim...not so much

Kinda one and done here...

just as well...

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (u1WYs)

85 Are you sure?

*evil laugh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Um. The toilet lid is always closed.

So. Yes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (U2p+3)

86 That last video was great. I once had a heavy coated dog, a Keeshond, that loved to frolic in newly fallen snow. He would dive right into snowdrifts.

My beagle, however, doesn't like the cold. She goes out, pees, and comes right back in.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

87 Our projectionist was named Dave. He drove a Hearse. Asked him "So, do you pick up any necrophiliacs in that?" He was offended. How do you drive a Hearse and not expect that sort of riff?

Posted by: smitty at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (Yong+)

88 Counties anywhere. Hello *FIRST* amendment?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (hVHEm)

89 57 Kim Kartrashian is boohooing on Twatter because some guy may be getting the Big Injection tomorrow.


If I were King (or Zod), I would decree that murderers be executed the same way they killed their victim(s).

None of this "Oooh, we don't want the murderer to suffer!"

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (AMIL/)

90 I go to Paris every year except this stupid year snd I really love it - would live to buy a small
abode in the outskirts of Paris one day. Prague is very lovely and so is Budapest and vienna. I could actually see myself living in Budapest..except for the language.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (Nyumu)

91 Anyways they are declaring longbows superior to crossbows

Oh, crap! Not again!

*dives behind couch*

Posted by: db at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (E0PSG)

92 174,384 ballots in Michigan could NOT be matched with a voter who was registered in the state.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (X5CsJ)

93 LOL at those first two pics! Hilarious.

Had to watch the dog sled video like five times, that dog looks just like my late Chauncey girl.

Lovely ONT MisHum, thank you.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (5FCda)

94 Still thinking about that redhead girl on the dog rescue thread....why does she have to endure all of her health issues while a middle aged washed up asshole ex-military guy like me is still pretty health and strikingly handsome.

This is something I just can't talk to the wife about.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (qXhwv)

95 You sir...will never get a Christmas card from Brian of New Orleans - I hope you know that and can adjust your mental state to accept that rejection...
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:04 PM (w2LAm)

Sad. So very sad.

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

96 Kill yourself? Swallow?
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:09 PM (xK9An)

Zod - your father called: "Put down the humans and come inside now...Spare the Regalian blood worms, spoil the child - amirite?"

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (w2LAm)

97 Pretty sure the doggo with big furry head and tiny body is named Mitt Romney. I mean, look at his hair!

Posted by: iright at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (BB7pQ)

98 That sheepdog doesn't look to pleased about getting his head shaved.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2020 10:15 PM (dR6lV)

99 Our projectionist was named Dave. He drove a Hearse. Asked him "So, do you pick up any necrophiliacs in that?" He was offended. How do you drive a Hearse and not expect that sort of riff?

Why would he pick up a third wheel?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:15 PM (naEeR)

100 I could actually see myself living in Budapest..except for the language.
Posted by: IC

You don't speak Buda ?

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2020 10:15 PM (arJlL)

101 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at December 10, 2020 10:15 PM (JFzNN)

102 >>If I were King (or Zod), I would decree that murderers be executed the same way they killed their victim(s). Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (AMIL/)

Crush them. Then, sky burial.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:15 PM (xK9An)

103
Kim Kartrashian is boohooing on Twatter because some guy may be getting the Big Injection tomorrow.

After reading this first sentence I thought it was going to be about Covid vaccine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 10:12 PM (63Dwl)

________

After reading it I thought he was getting a butt job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 10:15 PM (mht8P)

104 More r's please.

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2020 10:16 PM (BB7pQ)

105 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4xcvfpy

https://tinyurl.com/y6jqog8l

https://tinyurl.com/yxvhsrhw

https://tinyurl.com/y3ggu7hv

https://tinyurl.com/y2qyc4ud

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:16 PM (qAR6u)

106 No, ticketing yourself to avoid paying for parking or getting ticketed is not stealing.

Forcing citizens to pay to park on streets they pay for and own, or receive a ticket, which is paid for by their tax dollars and written by someone whose salary is paid for by their tax dollars is actually the theft.

And people that write other tax paying citizens parking tickets are scum and should burn in hell.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 10:16 PM (7glfi)

107
Wish I could have as much fun as that skiing dog.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:16 PM (sy5kK)

108 100: hi JT! Me no speak Buda buda

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:17 PM (Nyumu)

109 > If I were King (or Zod), I would decree that murderers be executed the same way they killed their victim(s).

In this case, locked in the trunk of a burning car.

That can't be a pleasant way to go.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:17 PM (7Kh21)

110 ..Yeah, Kim, I'm perfectly fine with this. Sorry.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:07 PM (7Kh21)




U.S. D.O.J. could've raised a LOT of money, just by holding an auction for who gets to squeeze the plungers on that bank of syringes.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2020 10:17 PM (QzJWU)

111 67 Aetius

That's a husky.

I have a sheepdog (half, anyway). She'd feel like she was being punished if I inflicted that on her.

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2020 10:17 PM (Cssks)

112 I'm warming up to the idea of a national divorce tbh. Nothing in common with these commie scum. Nothing. Nada.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:18 PM (Nyumu)

113 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxjocsy4

https://tinyurl.com/y6cnssj4

https://tinyurl.com/y2kpklyv

https://tinyurl.com/yxfnp42j

https://tinyurl.com/y33d3guk

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:18 PM (qAR6u)

114 If I get a Parking Ticket, I will use it as a decoy for a week or two...until it is due.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 10:18 PM (8dmhR)

115 Not again!

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

116 FFS. This troll needs to be burned alive.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:18 PM (Nyumu)

117 I also think the site "European Capital Cities, Ranked From Worst to First" has a lot of problems. It is very inconsistent. The four ratings are not followed in getting an overall rating, as with Paris, for example. Several in the middle have better ratings in all the categories yet are left out of the top 10.

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (oMkPq)

118 Why China? Why Now? I think I cracked the Code.

I've been asking myself why the Democrats, the Professional Liar Media, Big Tech and Chris Wray's FBI (but I repeat myself) who wouldn't allow any discussion of Hunter Biden's Chinese Cash Take-Out a month ago are now focusing on it non-stop.

The FBI has been investigating Hunter since 2018. They could have done this in 2018. Or 2019. Or 2020 before November. They even sent out 50 Intelligence Professionals before the election to call it all Russian Dizinformation.

But they waited 'til after the election--yet before Inauguration--to push this China story. It's very curious.

To be clear, I believe President Trump will be inaugurated on Jan. 20th. But they don't.

Here's another question: who were the Obamas candidates?

A: That would be Kamala Harris and Corey Booker. They were supposed to be pushed into the spotlight by their collusion with Jussie Smollet for an Anti-Lynching bill. But that fell apart like Smollet's fairy tale in Chicago's frigid night air.

Conclusion: I think Obama is using Hunter as a means to retire Parkinson's Joe, elevate Kamala Harris and have her pick Corey Booker as veep. And before any Inauguration.

After all, even Democrats know Joe will crack under pressure. Already, he slips up and says true things, much to everyone's shock and dismay. Like the other day when he said: "But, and, like I told Barack, if I read something where there's a fundamental disagreement we have based on a moral principle, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll developed some disease and say I have to resign."

Like the moral principle of, say, taking payoffs from China? No, clearly old Joe can't be allowed anywhere near power.

I think the FBI threw in Swallwell's five-year-old Fang-Wang-Bang story just to chum the "China! China! China!"-waters.

When we ask "Cui bono?"--Who benefits?--the answer comes up the Obamas, who would get their favorite candidates installed without their fingerprints at the crime scene.

Except, of course, for President-Elect Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (Ndje9)

119 Imperial penguins march across the snow, right?

Posted by: Dana Perino out walkin the doggo at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (n/szn)

120 Good evening everyone.

I'd like to request prayer for my nephew who just tested positive for covid and is pretty sick. He lives on his own.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (kvFji)

121 Barrels always need a Nightwatch - right?

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (w2LAm)

122 He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 10, 2020 10:20 PM (+RyHU)

123 >>U.S. D.O.J. could've raised a LOT of money, just by holding an auction for who gets to squeeze the plungers on that bank of syringes

"I'll just squeeze a little from each on until I see him start to dance. Then I'll know which one is the 'hot shot.' And then, y'know, kinda take my time, whatever."

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:20 PM (xK9An)

124 15 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP


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16. You're a member of the Republican Party.

Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2020 10:20 PM (WqPYg)

125 evening chique

Posted by: wing at December 10, 2020 10:20 PM (JFzNN)

126 I'm warming up to the idea of a national divorce tbh.

I'd rather avoid playing the home game of "Balkan Civil War", thank you.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:20 PM (naEeR)

127
After reading it I thought he was getting a butt job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


With Fix-a-Flat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 10:20 PM (63Dwl)

128 That Barrel hasn't gotten a good cleaning in a while, Majaba

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (qAR6u)

129 The shaved dogs are hysterical. Probably a credit to their breed that they don't eat their owners as they sleep.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (9Om/r)

130 It's after 9pm here. FedX said delivery by the end of today. Should I wait up?

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (4I/2K)

131 Imperial penguins march across the snow, right?

Single file, to hide their numbers.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (naEeR)

132 121 Good evening everyone.

I'd like to request prayer for my nephew who just tested positive for covid and is pretty sick. He lives on his own.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (kvFji)


{{{Chique}}}

Just sent a prayer up for your nephew's speedy and complete recovery.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

133 Hey Allie! I'd complain to twitter's management, BUT.. I left twitter back in November. I figured if they'd edit away Trump's tweets then they'd probably edit mine.It's effectively a news service full of reporters working for a psychotic boss and trying not to use the "firing word."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptic Anarchist at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (Clxcy)

134 112 Insom

What kind of speed do you TAKE anyway?

They must've accidentally sold you the good stuff they'd intended to keep for themselves.

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (Cssks)

135 *puts pipe in mouth*

*leans back on rocker*

I recall a time when trolls were not so gawdam stupid.

*points with pipe*

I reckon these new trolls are 'bots. And they are all kinds of stupid.

*blows bubbles out of pipe*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (x8Wzq)

136 Love the packaging video. That was really well done.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (/669Q)

137 It's after 9pm here. FedX said delivery by the end of today. Should I wait up?

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (4I/2K)



Iffy. The wife and I have had Fedex/UPS show up as late as 10 pm...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (ZSK0i)

138 Thanks, Ladyl!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (kvFji)

139 > U.S. D.O.J. could've raised a LOT of money, just by holding an auction for who gets to squeeze the plungers on that bank of syringes.

I would do it, then go home and sleep like a baby, wake up and eat a hearty breakfast.

Some people just don't belong on the Earth with the rest of us.

Stealing, I can understand. Getting mad enough at one specific person to kill that person, I can understand.

Murdering a stranger for no real reason? Nah, that perp doesn't need to be here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (7Kh21)

140 53 My cat practices full immersion baptism with her mousie toys. At 3am. Then she presents them to me, on my face for the final blessing.

She's such a loving mother.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Could be worse. At least she isn't dumping a wet, drowned, dead mouse on your face at 3AM. Sounds like kitteh's a keeper.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

141 Good evening, wing. Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (kvFji)

142 It's after 9pm here. FedX said delivery by the end of today. Should I wait up?
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (4I/2K)

Yes.

*laughs hysterically*

Posted by: UPS at December 10, 2020 10:23 PM (E0PSG)

143 I love Ginger Thursday's.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:23 PM (axyOa)

144 Insom

Apologies.

135 should've been addressed to Mujaba.

Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (Cssks)

145 Prayers up for your nephew chique.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (Drr5h)

146 131 It's after 9pm here. FedX said delivery by the end of today. Should I wait up?

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (4I/2K)

As much as I personally detest Jeff Bezos, Amazon does a great job on delivery now that they do it themselves.

Of course, if somebody steals the package, Amazon customer service says "sucks to be you"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (qAR6u)

147 prayer up for your nephew chique

Posted by: wing at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (JFzNN)

148 Kim Kartrashian is boohooing on Twatter because some guy may be getting the Big Injection tomorrow.


If I were King (or Zod), I would decree that murderers be executed the same way they killed their victim(s).

None of this "Oooh, we don't want the murderer to suffer!"
Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (AMIL/)
************
He was just executed.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (NpAcC)

149 Chique - sorry to hear about your nephew. Prayers for a quick recovery. Is he getting any of the therapeutics?

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (Nyumu)

150 {{{Horde}}}

Hope you are doing well. So wish I was going to be in DC this weekend

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (/UQ/R)

151 25 >>18 @SidneyPowell1 reveals on @LouDobbs that she & her team have direct communications between 4 individuals: J

Static.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:00 PM (xK9An)


Not at all.

The basis when Trump calls for the Insurrection Act, after the Supreme Court punts on there responsibility before them. Direct interference to a US Presidential election is an Act of War. And also remember the 9/12/18 Emergency EO about election fraud. We are currently under that as well. I've seen dozens of people that would easily fall under the criminal activity listed already, just from the videos available everywhere.

Because there will be no semblance of a fair election in 2024. No way is Trump waiting that long game. IMO unless the SC steps up, Trump is moving all his chips into the pile and calling.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (sy5kK)

152 Iffy. The wife and I have had Fedex/UPS show up as late as 10 pm...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 10, 2020 10:22 PM (ZSK0i)


Dang



Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (4I/2K)

153 It's after 9pm here. FedX said delivery by the end of today. Should I wait up?

.....

Did you check the status to see if it was already delivered and stolen off of your porch by meth heads?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (7glfi)

154 If I were King (or Zod), I would decree that murderers be executed the same way they killed their victim(s).

None of this "Oooh, we don't want the murderer to suffer!"
Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (AMIL/)


Murderers killed the same way but even more slowly. That would be real justice.

Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (YaTIT)

155 ---
I'm warming up to the idea of a national divorce tbh.
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I'd rather avoid playing the home game of "Balkan Civil War", thank you.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:20 PM (naEeR)

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What, specifically makes that the inevitable outcome?

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2020 10:25 PM (BB7pQ)

156 132 Imperial penguins march across the snow, right?

Single file, to hide their numbers.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (naEeR)

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Yeah, but they're shit with blasters.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)

157 144 I love Ginger Thursday's.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:23 PM (axyOa)

I just wish they'd love me back

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

158 Prayers up Chique.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:25 PM (axyOa)

159 131 It's after 9pm here. FedX said delivery by the end of today. Should I wait up?

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (4I/2K)


Look at the tracking details. Probably says your item is in a Memphis or other Sorting Facility.

Two weeks ago, I got a text Message from FedEx saying a package is scheduled for delivery in two days. It was eventually delivered after five days.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:25 PM (AMIL/)

160 > He was just executed.

Sweet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:26 PM (7Kh21)

161 I'd like to request prayer for my nephew who just tested positive for covid and is pretty sick. He lives on his own.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (kvFji)
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Oh no. Does he have any friends or family nearby that can check on him or bring him what he needs? I'll pray for him.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2020 10:26 PM (/669Q)

162 Sending prayers for your nephew, chique.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2020 10:26 PM (NpAcC)

163 Prayers up, chique

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at December 10, 2020 10:27 PM (zNpyh)

164 Sorry about your nephew, chique.

May his recovery be swift and uneventful.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:27 PM (7Kh21)

165 If I were King (or Zod), I would decree that murderers be executed the same way they killed their victim(s).

None of this "Oooh, we don't want the murderer to suffer!"
Posted by: Gref


Well, the plain text of the Eighth Amendment prohibits "cruel AND unusual" punishments.

So if it's not unusual, it's okay if its cruel. Sentenced to death by stabbing with T6 Torx screwdriver might be out, but a kitchen knife should be okay.

And if it's not cruel, it's okay if it's unusual, I suppose. So being sentenced to the Comfy Chair is also okay.

Posted by: probably not a Supreme Court Justice at December 10, 2020 10:27 PM (P1f+c)

166 Death Row murderers probably get a more painless death than your pet gets when it's euthanized.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:27 PM (qAR6u)

167 Good evening everyone.

I'd like to request prayer for my nephew who just tested positive for covid and is pretty sick. He lives on his own.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (kvFji)

Prayers up! I pray for a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 10:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

168 >>I'll pray for him.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2020 10:26 PM (/669Q)

You will also pray to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (xK9An)

169 67 60 Those 2 dog photos are animal abuse.
Posted by: mnw at December 10, 2020 10:08 PM (Cssks)

Honestly, the German shepherd, maybe. I'd figure a sheep dog, sheared close, would love the hell out of it. Like losing 30 lbs and getting your sight back at once.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I think they sometimes do that with dogs that are so heavily matted that it is the only way to solve the problem. I used to watch some shows about animal neglect. It was pretty awful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

170 Just got confirmation that there is a rat getting into the laundry area. I do have it closed off and a dog that will kill it if he can catch it. I may need to set a trap. I won't use poison. I'll need to use some foam insulation to patch any holes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (YynYJ)

171 57
Kim Kartrashian is boohooing on Twatter because some guy may be getting the Big Injection tomorrow.



This guy, along with his buddies (one of whom has already been
executed) murdered two youth ministers. This specific guy set the car on
fire while the 18-year-old girl victim was still alive in the trunk
(soot in her lungs, therefore still alive).



She's making a big deal out of him only having been able to see his kids (of COURSE he has kids) from "behind glass".



Given that he has a history of setting teenagers on fire, I'd say that was an excellent idea.



Yeah, Kim, I'm perfectly fine with this. Sorry.







Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:07 PM (7Kh21)


____________



From the Torah: "Whoever is kind to the cruel will end up being cruel to the kind." [h/t Dennis Prager]

Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (WqPYg)

172 Trump is moving all his chips into the pile and calling.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (sy5kK)

So, if they lose, the Dems and the entire media must kill themselves immediately, right? Seems fair.

I'm good with this...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (w2LAm)

173 "I propose locating the new Capitol in the center of Wyoming"

Jeffrey City is available.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (OafoN)

174 >>How are the sausages in Vienna?


Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:12 PM

Great! Viennese food is a tasty mishmash of continental, German and Hungarian cuisine. And like Vienna in general, restaurants are quite reasonably priced for a European capital.
It's a great city to visit.

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (G/mW5)

175 Did you check the status to see if it was already delivered and stolen off of your porch by meth heads?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (7glfi)

Sigh. FedX wants me to create an account to see where my package is, the gobstoppers. Just tell me from the tracking link!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (4I/2K)

176 146 131 It's after 9pm here. FedX said delivery by the end of today. Should I wait up?

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (4I/2K)

As much as I personally detest Jeff Bezos, Amazon does a great job on delivery now that they do it themselves.

Of course, if somebody steals the package, Amazon customer service says "sucks to be you"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (qAR6u)

----------------------------

UPS delivered a huge box from Amazon. Very awkward. Opened it to discover why. Only half the box was filled. Other half completely empty.

Well, according to amazon, the box was supposed to contain two items, which made more sense. Second item wasn't there. Sucks that Amazon would only refund the money (the item in question is now $40 more).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (CAJOC)

177 ..
I'd like to request prayer for my nephew who just tested positive for covid and is pretty sick. He lives on his own.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (kvFji)



Prayers up, Chique. Keep us posted as to his recovery and progress?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (QzJWU)

178 Trump gave Kim Kardashian the old Tom Hagen head nod and told her "can't do it, Kimmy" when she asked if he would let that death row inmate off the hook "for old times sake..."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (dR6lV)

179 I propose locating the new Capitol in the center of Wyoming

Nah, Big Bone Lick, KY.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (naEeR)

180 Prayers for your nephew, chique.

I remember back when I was single & living alone. Getting sick was the absolute worst, it's not easy to plan ahead and stock up on juices & painkillers.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (oGBso)

181 Good evening, lovely ones! I'm just here to lurk again, and bask in the awesomeness of all that is the fabulous horde..

Posted by: COMountainMatie at December 10, 2020 10:30 PM (pEmWl)

182 I'd rather avoid playing the home game of "Balkan Civil War", thank you.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:20 PM (naEeR)


Easy enough - just do every damn thing they tell you to. Comply. Obey. You'll have peace as long as you do what they say - to the letter.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 10, 2020 10:30 PM (9YKBM)

183 I just wish they'd love me back
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:25 PM (qAR6u)



Dude.
You're killing my fantasy. I'm believing you take those pics yourself.

Had a buddy at college who had just enough extra cash to pay for models to help in his "photographic art class."
He was a history major.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:31 PM (axyOa)

184 Lovely ONT MisHum, thank you.

Err...Weird Dave. Sorry! Force of habit.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 10:31 PM (5FCda)

185 Is Kim K still in law school? I'm actually rather amazed at that.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:31 PM (Nyumu)

186 >>cruel to the kind." [h/t Dennis Prager]
Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (WqPYg)

You gotta be cruel/to be kind...

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:31 PM (xK9An)

187 You will also pray to Zod.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (xK9An)


I will never pray to Zod.

Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 10:31 PM (YaTIT)

188 Thank you all for your prayers and good wishes.

Bluebell, he doesn't live too far away so we can take him stuff.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (kvFji)

189 Chique......prayers up!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (/UQ/R)

190 Hey everybody. Hey ONT. Hey WeirdDave!

Does anyone know why Insom had such a bad day?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

191 You will also pray to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (xK9An)

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but first...

Posted by: Ben Rothlesberger at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (VXS7N)

192 170 Just got confirmation that there is a rat getting into the laundry area. I do have it closed off and a dog that will kill it if he can catch it. I may need to set a trap. I won't use poison. I'll need to use some foam insulation to patch any holes.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (YynYJ)

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Foam will barely slow it down. Folks I know would stuff steel wool into holes (don't know how well it worked, though)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (CAJOC)

193 Sigh. FedX wants me to create an account to see where my package is, the gobstoppers. Just tell me from the tracking link!
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (4I/2K)

What? I've never had to do that. Weird.

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (zNpyh)

194 Had a buddy at college who had just enough extra cash to pay for models to help in his "photographic art class."

He was a history major.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:31 PM (axyOa)

Well it seems he was making history. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (9Om/r)

195 Ans why are the Democrats so obsessed with getting the totally unlikable Kamala Harris in the Oval Office?

Because she'll do whatever they want her to do and also because if anyone complains about anything she does, "Shut up you racist sexist!"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (dR6lV)

196 ---I propose locating the new Capitol in the center of Wyoming



Nah, Big Bone Lick, KY.





Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM

--------
Meh. My preference is: Commiekill, Jesusland, USA.

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (BB7pQ)

197 off stale sock from the Thursday ONT....

and

Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:33 PM (VXS7N)

198 >>I'll pray for him.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2020 10:26 PM (/669Q)

You will also pray to Zod.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (xK9An)

-------

Can one shank a Demi-god? Guess we'll find out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 10:33 PM (kTF2Z)

199 Just got confirmation that there is a rat getting into the laundry area. I do have it closed off and a dog that will kill it if he can catch it. I may need to set a trap. I won't use poison. I'll need to use some foam insulation to patch any holes.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (YynYJ)
***********
Unfortunately, there is never just one.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2020 10:33 PM (NpAcC)

200 That video on the last like with the "Queer Tattoo" song was funny. Especially the part about the tear drop tattoo.

I got a speeding ticket 2 days ago....in a construction zone.....with workers present....bleh!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 10:33 PM (UUBmN)

201 From the Torah: "Whoever is kind to the cruel will end up being cruel to the kind." [h/t Dennis Prager]

Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (WqPYg)


Amazing that the Torah foretells the Modern Progressives.

Actually, human nature won't change much over three or four thousand years. No evidence to the contrary exists.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:34 PM (AMIL/)

202 187 You will also pray to Zod.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (xK9An)


I will never pray to Zod.
Posted by: Lee at


*pops popcorn *

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

203 I'm a little disappointed that the capital of Luxembourg is Luxembourg City.

It lacks originality and has no sense of flair.

It should be some name pronounced in whatever language they speak, Luxembourgese or whatever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 10:34 PM (7glfi)

204 The lady with the inflatable bra that went boom is a treasure. She has the gift of storytelling.

And 119, I agree with your conclusion. Late October, Trump, or anybody else, was ridiculed for even suggesting what is being reported today.

Even Ray Charles can see what's going on.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 10, 2020 10:35 PM (gtu/X)

205 @Zod, I always liked Nick Lowe. It seemed like he and his buddy Dave Edmunds were two musicians who didn't take it all too seriously.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 10, 2020 10:35 PM (MqV0V)

206 203 I'm a little disappointed that the capital of Luxembourg is Luxembourg City.

It lacks originality and has no sense of flair.

It should be some name pronounced in whatever language they speak, Luxembourgese or whatever.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 10:34 PM (7glfi)

---------------------------

I prefer its sister city - Buxomberg

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2020 10:35 PM (CAJOC)

207 193 Sigh. FedX wants me to create an account to see where my package is, the gobstoppers. Just tell me from the tracking link!
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (4I/2K)

What? I've never had to do that. Weird.

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (zNpyh)


Me neither. I click on the link in the notification text message and it takes me straight to the package transit details page.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:35 PM (AMIL/)

208 Prayers for your nephew's full recovery, chique.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (5FCda)

209 Why all the hate for Sidney Powell?

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (MPYWI)

210 That sled dog...that would be my Ellie....

Posted by: COMountainMatie at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (pEmWl)

211 This election rigging (Frankfurt server) is a battle between CIA and DOD.

9 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI53BoelnT4


the OSS, AIG, USB, C.V. Starr connection is actual

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (CZm2G)

212 Sigh. FedX wants me to create an account to see where my package is, the gobstoppers. Just tell me from the tracking link!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (4I/2K)



What? I've never had to do that. Weird.

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (zNpyh)

---
i've had one sitting in Rialto CA since Tuesday AM.

made the mistake of calling customer service after the Americans went home.

Tagalog accent script boi could only tell me what i already saw on my page view...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (VXS7N)

213 Prayers up for your nephew, Chique!

Posted by: Toni at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (/c+mq)

214 You will also pray to Zod.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (xK9An)

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>>Can one shank a Demi-god? Guess we'll find out.

No - he must kill himself.

Not for his enemies - but because he wants to....

So do it, do it now...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:37 PM (w2LAm)

215 > I'm a little disappointed that the capital of Luxembourg is Luxembourg City.

Do they even HAVE more than one city? Or am I thinking of Liechtenstein? I always get those two confused.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:37 PM (7Kh21)

216 Easy enough - just do every damn thing they tell you to. Comply. Obey. You'll have peace as long as you do what they say - to the letter.

So the only options are surrender or ethnic cleansing?

Free people create options; they don't let the slavers set the rules.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:38 PM (naEeR)

217 Does anyone know why Insom had such a bad day?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)---
---
what are we, Quora?


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:38 PM (VXS7N)

218 ..Sigh. FedX wants me to create an account to see where my package is, the gobstoppers. Just tell me from the tracking link!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (4I/2K)



Don't bother with the Fed-Ex, UPS or USPS websites.

Just enter the tracking number directly into your search engine, and smile as the answer appears as if by magic.

Fast, easy and hassle free.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2020 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

219 Had a buddy at college who had just enough extra cash to pay for models to help in his "photographic art class."
He was a history major.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:31 PM (axyOa)

I took my "models" to dinner at a nice restaurant at night the looking like city middle of the week. Knew the staff, fewer customers middle of the week so better service and I tutored the owners kid so meal discounts! Plus A in class and occasional happy ending.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 10, 2020 10:39 PM (8Ou+H)

220 Some of these Christmas tv ads are beyond stupid.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:39 PM (Nyumu)

221 195 Ans why are the Democrats so obsessed with getting the totally unlikable Kamala Harris in the Oval Office?

Because she'll do whatever they want her to do and also because if anyone complains about anything she does, "Shut up you racist sexist!"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2020 10:32 PM (dR6lV)


Also, she has the morals of a piece of petrified wood. There's not a thing she would balk at doing if her owners told her to get it done.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:39 PM (AMIL/)

222 >>205 @Zod, I always liked Nick Lowe.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 10, 2020 10:35 PM (MqV0V)

Yep. "I Love The Sound of Breaking Glass" is weird and wonderful.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (xK9An)

223 i've had one sitting in Rialto CA since Tuesday AM.

made the mistake of calling customer service after the Americans went home.

Tagalog accent script boi could only tell me what i already saw on my page view...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (VXS7N)

FedEx is so weird. About once a month I send an envelope overnight delivery from here in Spokane to Olympia. It goes from here, to Tennessee, to Olympia. Every time.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (zNpyh)

224 Thanks, WDS and Gaelic Girl!

And I thank all the others who have or will offer up prayers and we'll wishes.

I am still working so I won't be able to spend much time on the ONT tonight, so if I don't see your comments, be assured I am very grateful.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (kvFji)

225 Why all the hate for Sidney Powell?
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (MPYWI)


Because she has proved to be pretty much a windbag. Much like Rudy. Trump has no one serious representing him.

Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (YaTIT)

226 Am watching Black Hawk Down.
Hate that place.

The movie score is perfect.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:41 PM (axyOa)

227 92 174,384 ballots in Michigan could NOT be matched with a voter who was registered in the state.
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (X5CsJ)



And some stats / computer geeks made a list of voters, with 4 different attributes. First name, middle name, last name, and date of birth, in MI and in PA. It was on Steve Bannon Warroon about 2 weeks ago.

How many voters with the name like Jay J. Johnson, born on Sept 8, 1974, were listed as having voted in both states?

If there were dozens of Jay J. Johnsons with different birthdates, they did NOT make this list.

The list had 138,000 of them that had the same first name, middle name, last name, and birthdate.

This did not include examples like Jay J. Johnson and Jay Johnny Johnson, both born on Sept 8, 1974. There were thousands of them, too.

Last call for Rule of Law, Supreme Court.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)

228 redc1c4, at least here I know there's real people on the other end of the line :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

229 ---Had a buddy at college who had just enough extra cash to pay for models to help in his "photographic art class."

He was a history major.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:31 PM (axyOa)



I took my "models" to dinner at a nice restaurant at night the
looking like city middle of the week. Knew the staff, fewer customers
middle of the week so better service and I tutored the owners kid so
meal discounts! Plus A in class and occasional happy ending.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 10, 2020 10:39 PM
----------
As I always say, hookers beat girlfriends.

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (BB7pQ)

230 Jordan, FedEx has been criticized/ridiculed for YEARS for that system. I believe everything shipped through them used to go to Atlanta.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

231 Tonight's astronomical trivia bit:

Weird Dave's Wane.com article points out that the last time we had a Jupiter/Saturn conjunction as tight as the current one was all the way back at March 4th, 1226.

Turning the crank on Skymap Pro ends up showing that the next time we're going to have a conjunction as tight as that around Christmas time is... drum roll... December 25th, 2874.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (ZSK0i)

232 Jim!

inch model FAL's are apparently RH threads for the flash suppressors...

does that mean lefty tighty, righty loosey?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (VXS7N)

233 All afternoon long, no update on delivery status. JUST NOW FedX says in transit at Schertz, TX with delivery by EOD tomorrow.
It's wine from Fredericksburg, TX, needs an adult signature, and 2 of 3 of us will be gone most of tomorrow. All three of us were home today.

First world problems.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (4I/2K)

234 There are 12 towns in Luxembourg, as it turns out.

Luxembourg City is the largest with 115,000 residents.

The next largest is 33,000 followed by 24,000 followed by 20,000.

All the rest have under 10,000 residents.

I think if I was to move to Luxembourg, I'd want to stay in rural Luxembourg, as the big cities seem too crowded.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (7glfi)

235 Because there will be no semblance of a fair election in 2024. No way is Trump waiting that long game. IMO unless the SC steps up, Trump is moving all his chips into the pile and calling.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:24 PM (sy5kK)
------------------------------------

The more states sign on to the Texas lawsuit at SCOTUS - including two of the named states of GA & PA - the more difficult it will be for SCOTUS to ignore or whiff.

But Trump and the rest of us need to be ready. Biden is just the demented meat puppet out front, and they are now making their move to dump him.

Remember Christmas 2009? Ah the good old days when we only had to worry about ObamaCare getting rammed through. Good times.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (oGBso)

236 From the Torah: "Whoever is kind to the cruel will end up being cruel to the kind." [h/t Dennis Prager]


Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (WqPYg)


I thought that was Nick Lowe?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2020 10:43 PM (HugDr)

237 I know, rats are an ongoing issue here but the parrots and chickens have been gone a couple of years. I have a rat zapper that seems to work but is set up in the garage right now. I could bring it inside for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 10, 2020 10:43 PM (YynYJ)

238 Remdesivir.......AND Hydroxychloriquine both have beneficial values in treating COVID...the medical community are Lying sacks of shit to dispose otherwise...follow the Science my ass....they just want you all to me good lemmings...push back...time to push back...

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:43 PM (u1WYs)

239 220 Some of these Christmas tv ads are beyond stupid.
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:39 PM (Nyumu)


The perfume ones are cringe-worthy.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

240 Bitter Clinger, there's a lot of counties here in California that have no, or only one, official city, although there's several "population centers" on their maps.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

241 I was on a TDY to Ramstein AB in Germany back in the 90s. I took my sergeant and airman to Luxembourg in an "official" capacity to see General Patton's grave. My airman was borderline and was depressed about his girlfriend and jumped on top of the wall overlooking Luxembourg City. I told him if he fell I'd tell his parents he was strangled in a gay brothel.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2020 10:44 PM (qXhwv)

242 If there were dozens of Jay J. Johnsons with different birthdates, they did NOT make this list.



The list had 138,000 of them that had the same first name, middle name, last name, and birthdate.



This did not include examples like Jay J. Johnson and Jay Johnny
Johnson, both born on Sept 8, 1974. There were thousands of them, too.



Last call for Rule of Law, Supreme Court.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)


But ya doesn't has to call me Johnson.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2020 10:44 PM (HugDr)

243 FedEx is so weird. About once a month I send an
envelope overnight delivery from here in Spokane to Olympia. It goes
from here, to Tennessee, to Olympia. Every time.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (zNpyh)

----
that's called "efficiency"

their main hub is there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:44 PM (VXS7N)

244 ..inch model FAL's are apparently RH threads for the flash suppressors...

does that mean lefty tighty, righty loosey?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (VXS7N)




Gorilla Tape, after you've slapped a hot iron to it.

From orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

245 227 92 174,384 ballots in Michigan could NOT be matched with a voter who was registered in the state.
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (X5CsJ)



And some stats / computer geeks made a list of voters, with 4 different attributes. First name, middle name, last name, and date of birth, in MI and in PA. It was on Steve Bannon Warroon about 2 weeks ago.

How many voters with the name like Jay J. Johnson, born on Sept 8, 1974, were listed as having voted in both states?

If there were dozens of Jay J. Johnsons with different birthdates, they did NOT make this list.

The list had 138,000 of them that had the same first name, middle name, last name, and birthdate.

This did not include examples like Jay J. Johnson and Jay Johnny Johnson, both born on Sept 8, 1974. There were thousands of them, too.

Last call for Rule of Law, Supreme Court.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)

--------------------------------

What's the problem? Mom was worn out after the birth, and dad had no interest in coming up with 138,000 names.

Posted by: Jay J Johnson, #104,963 at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM (CAJOC)

246 Ladyl, I especially hate the Chanel Christmas ad.

I want to scream at the stupid model, "COCO WAS A NAZI YOU SHALLOW SOCIAL-CLIMBING BITCH!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

247 So the only options are surrender or ethnic cleansing?

Free people create options; they don't let the slavers set the rules.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 10, 2020 10:38 PM (naEeR)


Horse shit. Thats the typical After School Special logic that some folks still cling to.

When somebody wants to beat your ass - you'll either fight bow down. And if you bow once - it never ends. Thats how shit works - once the thin veneer of civility gets shit canned. We are at that time.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM (9YKBM)

248 As I always say, hookers beat girlfriends.

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (BB7pQ)

Well, they were mostly sorority girls. So I'm going with hookers.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM (8Ou+H)

249 >>I thought that was Nick Lowe?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2020 10:43 PM (HugDr)

"...and it was the son of Bogash who begat Squim and Cockold and Karda-Shian, who was the father of Nick Lowe, who was also called just Nick..."

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM (xK9An)

250 She's making a big deal out of him only having been able to see his kids (of COURSE he has kids) from "behind glass".



Given that he has a history of setting teenagers on fire, I'd say that was an excellent idea.


Yeah, Kim, I'm perfectly fine with this. Sorry.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:07 PM (7Kh21)


Kim can get more botox in her ass and pray her rosary.

The only way I have been able to see my dad in the last 6 months outside of the trip to the hospital for pneumonia was through a window, and all he ever did was outlive his knees and back.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM (WyVLE)

251 246 Ladyl, I especially hate the Chanel Christmas ad.

I want to scream at the stupid model, "COCO WAS A NAZI YOU SHALLOW SOCIAL-CLIMBING BITCH!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)


That ad is awful. And it's been running for at least 4Christmas seasons now.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

252 That sled dog...that would be my Ellie....


Wondering how my nic changed...likely my f up.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 10, 2020 10:46 PM (pEmWl)

253 i shipped one from here in SoCal to here in SoCal...

the same thing happened.

someone apparently crunched the numbers and said it made sense.

WTF do i know?

they're making millions and i'm not.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:46 PM (VXS7N)

254 Last call for Rule of Law, Supreme Court.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)


Supreme Court will do nothing. Will say it is a matter for the States.

Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 10:46 PM (YaTIT)

255 233 All afternoon long, no update on delivery status. JUST NOW FedX says in transit at Schertz, TX with delivery by EOD tomorrow.
It's wine from Fredericksburg, TX, needs an adult signature, and 2 of 3 of us will be gone most of tomorrow. All three of us were home today.

First world problems.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (4I/2K)


You may be able to sign for delivery on-line if you create a FedEx account.

UPS offers that option for free to customers with even a free account. It's a wonderful convenience.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:46 PM (AMIL/)

256 USPS took two days to get a priority package from MO to AK. Then it took five days to get to WA state. It did make it safely, really nice kerosene lamp.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 10, 2020 10:46 PM (YynYJ)

257 You will also pray to Zod.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (xK9An)
-------

I shan't. But I can pray FOR Zod.

Actually, thought of you tonight because we were watching Newsmax and Stinchfield compared Cynthia Johnson to Zod complete with clips and everything. I hope they put it on YouTube. It's not there yet.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (/669Q)

258 Yep. "I Love The Sound of Breaking Glass" is weird and wonderful.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (xK9An)

I hear it is, but generally only about 10 seconds before hitting the pavement on 14th street and Broadway - then strangely there is silence - you won't even hear the ambulance sirens coming down 12th just past Penn Station and the White Horse Saloon...wait, where was I?

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (w2LAm)

259 Last Friday I had a delivery that required a signature so stayed home. My husband gets home and asked where the delivery was. I said it didn't come. The notification said it did. Open the door and it's sitting on the doormat....no knock or doorbell rung and no signature even though it was "required ".

Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (UUBmN)

260 One of those so-called mean life hacks says slippers are taxed at a lower rate than shoes! Who writes this BS?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (/+bwe)

261 Maybe the Democrats are panicking because they think that all this "sudden" news about Joe being owned by China MAY influence SCOTUS or the legislatures (if it comes to that) and they think that by dumping Joe, they can slip in Kamala.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (dR6lV)

262 Zod: Big Kick, Plain Scrap!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

263 Luxembourg City is the largest with 115,000 residents.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Their capital is smaller than Fargo, ND? Huh.

Posted by: probably not Marge Gunderson at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (P1f+c)

264 Luxembourg City is one of the few (outdoor) places where you need a 3-d map to tell the easiest way to get from A to B at some points.

Posted by: Difference in elevation at December 10, 2020 10:48 PM (BBWrU)

265 225 Why all the hate for Sidney Powell?
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 10:36 PM (MPYWI)


Because she has proved to be pretty much a windbag. Much like Rudy. Trump has no one serious representing him.
Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (YaTIT)
---

Those Japs just bombed Pearl Harbor!

Let's surrender!

Truth is there are two distinctly different cases going on at the same time, Sydney is pursuing a criminal case, while Rudy is pursuing the case to get Trump re-elected as president.

That's why they split about 3 weeks ago. But they still share notes and ideas.

Sydney and the Trump team have maybe a half dozen lawyers and a dozen staff, racing against the clock. The Cheater Party has maybe 100 Perkins Coie lawyers, hundreds of staff, and a couple of years head start. Oh, and the Lackey Press is censoring any relevant item and running a disinformation campaign against them 24/7.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:48 PM (sy5kK)

266 211 This election rigging (Frankfurt server) is a battle between CIA and DOD.
--------------------

Interesting.

Still no sighting of Haspel. Dead? ..fliped and in protective custody? ... Gitmo?

Posted by: His Hairfulness at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (nzKWW)

267 174,384 ballots in Michigan could NOT be matched with a voter who was registered in the state.


Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (X5CsJ)





The MFM has gone from no fraud to not widespread fraud. It may be at not insanely overwhelming fraud by the weekend.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (HugDr)

268 "Why all the hate for Sidney Powell?

Posted by: BacktoGA"


Because her kraken keeps turning out to be a scuttle fish

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (PTDkx)

269 Am watching Black Hawk Down.
Hate that place.

The movie score is perfect.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 10:41 PM (axyOa)

Love that movie.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (5FCda)

270 I'm thinking that if FedEx can only have one hub, it should be in Lawrence Kansas, right smack in the center of the lower 48 states.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

271 As I always say, hookers beat girlfriends.

Posted by: irright

And pimps beat hookers.

It is written.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (Rvt88)

272 A guess: Insom had a bad day because he's a lawyer. The job is not a happy one, at least not for litigators.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (H5knJ)

273 239, Ladyl yes the perfume ones are idiotic and repeats. Honestly can't stand the Audi ad - so very pretentious.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (Nyumu)

274 I went to see Patton's grave site and was able to talk to the man running the cemetery. I was able to lower the flag over the cemetery and I had tears in my eyes with the view of Patton's gravestone overlooking the troops..... A fabulous place that is well kept.

Also visited a Nazi cemetery a few miles away and the place was horrible and overgrown. It is kept in this condition as remembrance for what the Nazi's were according officials.

Posted by: James at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (nOJDr)

275 Sidney Powell is that aunt who spends so much time bragging you're gonna love her Christmas gift, then you open it and it's socks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

276 >>I shan't. But I can pray FOR Zod.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (/669Q)

Whichever. Take off your clothes.

Do this now.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (xK9An)

277 ..Remdesivir.......AND Hydroxychloriquine both have beneficial values in treating COVID...the medical community are Lying sacks of shit to dispose otherwise...follow the Science my ass....they just want you all to me good lemmings...push back...time to push back...

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:43 PM (u1WYs)




Local M.D. at University of Texas Medical Branch, Galveston.. (one of four State of Texas Teaching Hospitals), uses exactly those, along with zinc and vitamin D.

Hundreds of patients, hasn't lost one as yet.

Yet, he can't get a thimble's worth of "good press", because HERETIC!

Not that there's much of any press remaining that's in any way "Good."



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

278 That states and cities with fascist mask mandates are still getting higher infection rates than free states makes me believe my hunch is right;

The Wu Flu isn't spreading mainly through breathing, it's passing by people touching things that many other people touch, such as doors, pin pads, etc.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)

279 You may be able to sign for delivery on-line if you create a FedEx account.



UPS offers that option for free to customers with even a free account. It's a wonderful convenience.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:46 PM (AMIL/)

Good to know, thanks. Will give it a try.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (4I/2K)

280 233 All afternoon long, no update on delivery status. JUST NOW FedX says in transit at Schertz, TX with delivery by EOD tomorrow.
It's wine from Fredericksburg, TX, needs an adult signature, and 2 of 3 of us will be gone most of tomorrow. All three of us were home today.

First world problems.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (4I/2K)

-------------------------

Last year, we ordered a turducken roast from Costco (actually, some food company that sells through Costco). They only ship at the beginning of the week, so that the dry ice doesn't melt before it's delivered. UPS was supposed to deliver on a Friday. Friday came and went, no delivery. UPS delivered the following Monday. Roast was ruined.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (CAJOC)

281
Yes, this poor man was executed for stealing a loaf of bread.

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-5th-circuit/1447498.html

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 10:51 PM (mht8P)

282 >>275 Sidney Powell is that aunt who spends so much time bragging you're gonna love her Christmas gift, then you open it and it's socks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

That's just about the size of it.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:51 PM (xK9An)

283 I see that OCrazyHo-TittyCaca is wearing her overpriced merch at every public appearance now.

"Capitalism sucks, you guys! And don't forget to buy my merch!"

Sadly, her followers are generally so dumb that they won't even see the issue with this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:52 PM (7Kh21)

284 So there were some trolling shenanigans last night, can someone give a noob the rundown?

Also whay does "cob" stand for? my guess is crotchety old bastard. Close?
I may not knowthe origin of the joke but I have learned that you all take your french toast responsibilities very seriously :-D

Posted by: funsize at December 10, 2020 10:52 PM (EiPf6)

285 Has anyone here at the Horde read this book? (I mentioned this really late in last night's ONT.)

"Look Who's Back"

https://tinyurl.com/yy54rwg3

I personally think that if the real Adolf actually did somehow come back to live itoday, the Israelis would have him either killed or captured for trial in about seven minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

286 Last Friday I had a delivery that required a signature so stayed home. My husband gets home and asked where the delivery was. I said it didn't come. The notification said it did. Open the door and it's sitting on the doormat....no knock or doorbell rung and no signature even though it was "required ".
Posted by: lin-duh


That's odd.

FedEx has been doing some "no-contact signature" thing, where the driver signs the magic pad himself, but they're still supposed to make sure someone answers the door.

Last package I got, the driver stood at the end of my sidewalk and said "Just have to make contact," and took off like I was about to get within six feet of him.

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2020 10:52 PM (P1f+c)

287 You don't speak Buda ?
Posted by: JT at December 10, 2020 10:15 PM (arJlL)


The Schwarzlose M.7 goes "Buda-buda-buda-buda"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)

288 275 Sidney Powell is that aunt who spends so much time bragging you're gonna love her Christmas gift, then you open it and it's socks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

That's just about the size of it.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:51 PM (xK9An)

Don't stretch it...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:52 PM (w2LAm)

289 I now kinda want to visit Luxembourg.

I want to go like numerous times and be the annoying person that whenever I'm involved in a conversation with a group of people always interjects "Well in Luxembourg...." and then goes on a long winded explanation of the history of Luxembourg and why they do things different there, always hinting like their culture is better than ours because of their more advanced intelligence.

And I want to have a Luxembourg toboggan that I wear on the winter with a wool sweater I always tell people that I got in Luxembourg City.

And I want an oval sticker with whatever the travel code is for Luxembourg on the back of my Mini Cooper.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 10:53 PM (7glfi)

290 Those Japs just bombed Pearl Harbor!


Let's surrender!

I believe it was the Germans.

Posted by: Bluto Blutarsky at December 10, 2020 10:53 PM (hWhjt)

291 112 I'm warming up to the idea of a national divorce tbh. Nothing in common with these commie scum. Nothing. Nada.
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:18 PM (Nyumu)


it will never be a divorce. it will be like Northern Ireland's "Troubles".
Stuff like people suddenly just happen to catch a bullet in the back of their head as they walk to their car. That kind of stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:53 PM (sy5kK)

292 FedEx is so weird. About once a month I send an envelope overnight delivery from here in Spokane to Olympia. It goes from here, to Tennessee, to Olympia. Every time.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (zNpyh)

Have you ever tried not sending it overnight? It might still make it and save you money. You're paying for overnight, their hub is in Tennessee, they have an amazing system, but if you're that close it should make it in one day anyways, without the air travel.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 10:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

293 So there were some trolling shenanigans last night, can someone give a noob the rundown?

Also whay does "cob" stand for? my guess is crotchety old bastard. Close?
I may not knowthe origin of the joke but I have learned that you all take your french toast responsibilities very seriously :-D


"cob" - co-blogger
All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 10:54 PM (SchxB)

294 >>> Also whay does "cob" stand for? my guess is crotchety old bastard. Close?
I may not knowthe origin of the joke but I have learned that you all take your french toast responsibilities very seriously :-D
Posted by: funsize at December 10, 2020 10:52 PM

====

Co-blogger = COB

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 10, 2020 10:54 PM (HSzKG)

295 Test

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (sd8p8)

296 Last Friday I had a delivery that required a signature so stayed home. My husband gets home and asked where the delivery was. I said it didn't come. The notification said it did. Open the door and it's sitting on the doormat....no knock or doorbell rung and no signature even though it was "required ".
Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (UUBmN)

Yep, same thing here earlier this week.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (zNpyh)

297 Yew longbows are superior to the same period crossbows in northern climates. Further South the wood dries and loses strength in the drier, hotter cliamate, and the crossbow with steel or composite arms is a better choice.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (WyVLE)

298 272 A guess: Insom had a bad day because he's a lawyer.

That does not bode well for the future.
Unless he's disbarred.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (AHq56)

299 >>So was our dog, so who knows how the groomer handled our pet. Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 10:53 PM (JuJ9P)

You shaved the groomer. Correct.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (xK9An)

300 Test

No fair! I didn't study.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (SchxB)

301 shipment WTF: a couple of weeks ago, i ordered a few things just before my "free" Prime trial ended.

they were en-route, and i ended the trial.

they went off into the ether, and i wound up re-ordering everything, and only just got notice of the refund today, even though they allegedly went back to Amazon on the 28th, and all of it right here in SoCal...

apparently Prime is a jealous bitch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (VXS7N)

302 We're in the process of getting a VA loan approved to buy a neat little home in a small rural town in central IL. Hubby is pretty excited about it because it has a big garage and a basement to tinker in, plus a yard big enough to put in a garden and have pets again. Plus the house payment will be less than half what we currently pay in rent. I will have a 45 minute commute, instead of 5 minutes, but we really do need to get out of the city. Sounds like a great deal all around but now I can't shake the feeling that we just got ourselves stuck permanently on the wrong side of the next civil war front (though the town and area we're moving to is very red and voted 2-1 for Trump).


Posted by: Secret Square at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (9WuX0)

303 Phew. I'm here.
I thought the blog was broken. Pixy would not let me post my excellent comment about the wonders of Budapest.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (sd8p8)

304 The Saga of Matt was hysterical.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 10, 2020 10:56 PM (vuQb4)

305 Because her kraken keeps turning out to be a scuttle fish
Posted by: Ripley


Extra clever, or best typo ever?

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2020 10:56 PM (P1f+c)

306 I got a random statement that's got nothing to do with anything and may or may not be true:

The vast majority of idioms and folk expressions in America come from three sources:

Farming, Sports, and War.


....

No idea if that's right.... but it sounds like it ought to be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 10:56 PM (6FeV1)

307 gracias basura!

Posted by: funsize at December 10, 2020 10:56 PM (EiPf6)

308 Re Insom, I know that attorneys can be brutal to work for. They also can be astronomical assholes to other attorneys.

I used to work for two very high-powered workers comp defense attorneys, both of whom had very short fuses and didn't have a problem with screaming when they needed and/or wanted to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

309 >>> 259 Last Friday I had a delivery that required a signature so stayed home. My husband gets home and asked where the delivery was. I said it didn't come. The notification said it did. Open the door and it's sitting on the doormat....no knock or doorbell rung and no signature even though it was "required ".
Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (UUBmN)

The asshoes are using the covids as an excuse for this BS. At least the UPS driver who delivered my signature "required" package knocked on the door to make sure someone was home but he still didn't get a signature.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (02b6n)

310 233 All afternoon long, no update on delivery status. JUST NOW FedX says in transit at Schertz, TX with delivery by EOD tomorrow.
It's wine from Fredericksburg, TX, needs an adult signature, and 2 of 3 of us will be gone most of tomorrow. All three of us were home today.

First world problems.
Posted by: Count de




whatcha gettin?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (4Jold)

311 A guess: Insom had a bad day because he's a lawyer. The job is not a happy one, at least not for litigators.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (H5knJ)

I'm surrounded by lawyers - everyone has a bad day because of them, trust me.

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (w2LAm)

312 >>> Last Friday I had a delivery that required a signature so stayed home. My husband gets home and asked where the delivery was. I said it didn't come. The notification said it did. Open the door and it's sitting on the doormat....no knock or doorbell rung and no signature even though it was "required ".
Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (UUBmN)

Yep, same thing here earlier this week.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (zNpyh)

======

Email says package delivered. CaN't find it. Call. They say check the neighbors. In the process we find it in the bushes next to our front door.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (HSzKG)

313 ---As I always say, hookers beat girlfriends.



Posted by: irright at December 10, 2020 10:42 PM (BB7pQ)



Well, they were mostly sorority girls. So I'm going with hookers.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 10, 2020 10:45 PM

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Were sorority girls the alternative, once again, hookers come out on top. Which, obviously, costs extra.

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (BB7pQ)

314 And another UPS story (this one from just yesterday).

Package arrives. Wife gets it off our porch, discovers it's actually for a neighbor up the road. So she walks it over. A little while later, another neighbor comes to our house, with a package that was delivered to them by mistake.

And this happened the day after a substitute mail person totally messed up mail delivery. We, and several neighbors, had to swap mail.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (CAJOC)

315 Sidney Powell is that aunt who spends so much time bragging you're gonna love her Christmas gift, then you open it and it's socks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

Six pair!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (kTF2Z)

316 Because her kraken keeps turning out to be a scuttle fish
Posted by: Ripley
Apparently the bar was set that they'd have everyone convicted on 11/4....In order to prove someone guilty of murder, the crime has to be committed and facts gathered. She seems to be piecing together the international pieces used in prior elections the support her case she's building here in the US. The dominion machines have been proven (from what I read) to give faulty reads in Ware and Coffey Co GA. I'd hope the same comes from the forensic audit of 22 machines in MI. Given the fact its been 4 weeks and she's trying to take down 'the most extensive voter fraud operation in history' it seems to be a bit impatient unless you think she's lying

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (MPYWI)

317 Secret Square,

Sounds like a great place with like minded people. You can't predict how conservative an area will stay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 10, 2020 10:58 PM (YynYJ)

318 If Insom gets disbarred, he can come over to my place.

I got an ample liquor cabinet and a fridge full of beer.

Who needs a bar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 10:58 PM (6FeV1)

319

it will never be a divorce. it will be like Northern Ireland's "Troubles".
Stuff like people suddenly just happen to catch a bullet in the back of their head as they walk to their car. That kind of stuff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:53 PM (sy5kK)


We are not the Irish!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

320 >>302 We're in the process of getting a VA loan approved to buy a neat little home in a small rural town in central IL. Hubby is pretty excited about it because it has a big garage and a basement to tinker in, plus a yard big enough to put in a garden and have pets again. Posted by: Secret Square at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (9WuX0)

Strength to your hand; we're doing the same thing in central Va.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:58 PM (xK9An)

321
I know that attorneys can be brutal to work for. They also can be astronomical assholes to other attorneys.

__________

Or, as I know from personal experience, their subordinates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 10:58 PM (mht8P)

322 Hadrian, exactamundo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

323 WD, thank you for the content. I also want to thank you for the Theodore Dalrymple quote from maybe a week back. He was talking about political correctness. But really it was about the control of society via propaganda. Basically the communists here creating thought crimes, and then we have to be silent about the ridiculous stuff, or else be ostracized, or maybe worse, etc. Really thought provoking. They create hysteria about global warming or covid, and we all have to nod in fear or...

Posted by: MikeM at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (np8OD)

324 Gotta go..early out Covid testing at the housing units.

Night Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (u1WYs)

325 Forcing citizens to pay to park on streets they pay for and own, or receive a ticket, which is paid for by their tax dollars and written by someone whose salary is paid for by their tax dollars is actually the theft.

Why it's almost like parking tickets are just another way for local governments to suck money out of already overburdened taxpayers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

326 Supreme Court will do nothing. Will say it is a matter for the States.



"The world will know that free men
stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this
battle was over, even a god-king can bleed."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (naieP)

327 > but now I can't shake the feeling that we just got ourselves stuck permanently on the wrong side of the next civil war front

Depends on how many layers of rednecks with shotguns are between you and Chicago.

Central Illinois is probably okay.

If it comes to an open break, the rural areas of the "blue states" won't be going along for the ride with the communist cities.

No one hates the communist cities more than a downstate Illinoisan. Or an upstate New Yorker. Or a non-coastal Washington, Oregon, or California resident.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (7Kh21)

328 >>> The asshoes are using the covids as an excuse for this BS. At least the UPS driver who delivered my signature "required" package knocked on the door to make sure someone was home but he still didn't get a signature.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (02b6n)

=====

Received a package from USPS. I answered the door. He said due to covid he would sign for me.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (HSzKG)

329 Received a package from USPS. I answered the door. He said due to covid he would sign for me.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (HSzKG)

He voted for you too, so why not?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:00 PM (6FeV1)

330 I know that attorneys can be brutal to work for. They also can be astronomical assholes to other attorneys.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Isn't that a third-year course? Fundamentals of Assholery and the Law.

Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at December 10, 2020 11:00 PM (hWhjt)

331 Test

No fair! I didn't study.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 10:55 PM (SchxB)

---------

Why am I back in school? And why am I not wearing clothes?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 11:00 PM (kTF2Z)

332 Last Friday I had a delivery that required a signature so stayed home. My husband gets home and asked where the delivery was. I said it didn't come. The notification said it did. Open the door and it's sitting on the doormat....no knock or doorbell rung and no signature even though it was "required ".
Posted by: lin-duh



If there's a regular driver for your area, and he/she knows you're home or probably will be soon, and it's a neighborhood not known for package theft, he/she might sign for you. The big thing for the driver is: Saves time if he/she is running behind schedule

I've had the UPS guy who regularly covers my area sign for me a few times.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:01 PM (AMIL/)

333 Hoosier, I think so. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)

334 The Wu Flu isn't spreading mainly through breathing, it's passing by people touching things that many other people touch, such as doors, pin pads, etc.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)

I've thought the same for a while now.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 11:01 PM (zNpyh)

335 Given the fact its been 4 weeks and she's trying to take down 'the most
extensive voter fraud operation in history' it seems to be a bit
impatient unless you think she's lying

---

She's also only been presenting to enemy courts so far, too.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2020 11:01 PM (kOpft)

336 Last Friday I had a delivery that required a
signature so stayed home. My husband gets home and asked where the
delivery was. I said it didn't come. The notification said it did. Open
the door and it's sitting on the doormat....no knock or doorbell rung
and no signature even though it was "required ".

Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 10:47 PM (UUBmN)

___
UPS?

unless it specifies "adult signature required" they are just ringing the doorbell and leaving the package, because ChiCom Crud...

they pulled that on me this summer.

fortunately, i caught the guy on the way back to the truck, because it was a CnR firearm, and i DAMN sure wanted a full paper trail.

talked to the shipper, told them the issue, and they were like, i gotta get down to shipping NOW! thanks.... mad scramble to the warehouse heard 3K miles away.

no more problems since then. i told my driver i was more afraid of the CA DOJ and the ATF then a Chinese bio warfare bug not designed for me.

he was totally on board with the concept.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 11:01 PM (VXS7N)

337 330 I know that attorneys can be brutal to work for. They also can be astronomical assholes to other attorneys.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Isn't that a third-year course? Fundamentals of Assholery and the Law.

Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at December 10, 2020 11:00 PM (hWhjt)

The law is a ass.

The lawyer is a asshole.

What delightful symmetry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:01 PM (6FeV1)

338 that they'd have everyone convicted on 11/4....In order to prove someone guilty of murder, the crime has to be committed and facts gathered. She seems to be piecing together the international pieces used in prior elections the support her case she's building here in the US. The dominion machines have been proven (from what I read) to give faulty reads in Ware and Coffey Co GA. I'd hope the same comes from the forensic audit of 22 machines in MI. Given the fact its been 4 weeks and she's trying to take down 'the most extensive voter fraud operation in history' it seems to be a bit impatient unless you think she's lying
Posted by: B





or that something she says is true, that would be nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (4Jold)

339 Posted by: BacktoGA

Ignore the doom criers.


They are fickle and their menstruation lasts about 12 hours.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (naieP)

340 170 Just got confirmation that there is a rat getting into the laundry area. I do have it closed off and a dog that will kill it if he can catch it. I may need to set a trap. I won't use poison. I'll need to use some foam insulation to patch any holes.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 10, 2020 10:28 PM (YynYJ)

Once I had that problem as well. The foam insulation is nothing, the rats will eat right through it.

So what you do is get some steel wool scrub pads, stuff the hole with them, and THEN spray the foam insulation.
When the rats start munching on the foam, they soon get to the steel wool, which cuts their mouths and they stop.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (sy5kK)

341 >>> If it comes to an open break, the rural areas of the "blue states" won't be going along for the ride with the communist cities.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (7Kh21)

=======

Remember, there are no blue states. Only blue cities.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (HSzKG)

342 I'm getting sneaky with the masks when trades people or delivery folks come along - I 'forget' to wear it and pseudo apologize for forgetting and so far responses have been 'nah, don't worry about it'. Eventually I'll probably get a Karen who will call the cops on me..but for now..freedom

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (Nyumu)

343 Honey, they shrunk the Kraken.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (W4eKo)

344 No one hates the communist cities more than a downstate Illinoisan. Or an upstate New Yorker. Or a non-coastal Washington, Oregon, or California resident.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (7Kh21)

---

This is true.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (RU4sa)

345 I knew the first American killed in Somalia, Sergeant Major Larry "Super Jew" Freedman. One hell of a guy.

I missed that particular garden spot, but had a lot of friends there. One wounded pretty badly. I knew (although not well) Shughart and Gordon, the Delta guys who went down to certain death to protect a downed pilot, Durant, and were awarded Medals of Honor posthumously.

The movie, believe it or not, does not even come close to the reality. The stories are just harrowing. I don't know if a large unit of American soldiers have been in a situation that bleak since Korea.

One flaw with the movie, like all movies, is that people are too close together. In reality, everything is a lot more spread out.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (MqV0V)

346 it will never be a divorce. it will be like Northern Ireland's "Troubles".

Stuff like people suddenly just happen to catch a bullet in the back of their head as they walk to their car. That kind of stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:53 PM (sy5kK)

New Jersey has lots of those kinds of "Troubles"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

347 ..Gotta go..early out Covid testing at the housing units.

Night Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (u1WYs)



'Night, Watch



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

348 In addition to not requiring signatures due to COVID hysteria, I believe both UPS and FedEx have suspended their money-back guarantees, including for express/overnight service. So if anyone is paying big money for overnight service and there's a delay of their own doing, sorry about your luck.

Posted by: AF at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (S8ePJ)

349 it's

cob-logger

sheesh

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (oAY8z)

350 275 Sidney Powell is that aunt who spends so much time bragging you're gonna love her Christmas gift, then you open it and it's socks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Do the socks have dogs on them? That might fracture my ankle again.

Posted by: J. Robinette at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (BBWrU)

351
Well, that's it. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (mht8P)

352 Depends on how many layers of rednecks with shotguns are between you and Chicago.




And how many bridges between you and them.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (axyOa)

353 >>it's passing by people touching things that many other people touch, such as doors, pin pads, etc.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)

Face-licking.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (xK9An)

354 Given the fact its been 4 weeks and she's trying to take down 'the most
extensive voter fraud operation in history' it seems to be a bit
impatient unless you think she's lying


==

ppl are spoiled from binge watching tv shows

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (nUhF0)

355 It was an Amazon shipment for a computer.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (UUBmN)

356 A buddy and I did did a short European trip because we had free tickets on Pan Am (Remember them?). Anyway, we were free lancing where we would stay at nights. Made the mistake of being in Luxembourg City on a Sunday evening. Sidewalks rolled up and no room at the inn for us.

Fortunately, we managed to talk our way into a NATO officers hotel including dinner and breakfast. We were definitely out of place but they the officers were very pleasant and gave us some nearby tourist tips.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (8Ou+H)

357 This thread, like the last one, is full of estrogen.


Take a Midol, bitches.



Hasta.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (naieP)

358 >> Supreme Court will do nothing. Will say it is a matter for the States.

"The world will know that free men
stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this
battle was over, even a god-king can bleed."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (naieP)

"So I said, 'what? Me worry?' That's when he shot me."

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2020 11:04 PM (w2LAm)

359 > And how many bridges between you and them.

More to the point, how many bridges have been dropped between you and them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:04 PM (7Kh21)

360 She's also only been presenting to enemy courts so far, too.
Posted by: Methos
Seems like she'd be accepted here if she1) successfully prosecuted everyone involved by now to firing squads
2) awarded all electors to DJT
Anything short of that and she's Durham

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:04 PM (MPYWI)

361 Have you ever tried not sending it overnight? It might still make it and save you money. You're paying for overnight, their hub is in Tennessee, they have an amazing system, but if you're that close it should make it in one day anyways, without the air travel.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 10:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

I haven't, but I'm not the one who actually sends it. I give it to the front office and they do it. I might tell them to give that a shot.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 11:04 PM (zNpyh)

362 >>> 329 Received a package from USPS. I answered the door. He said due to covid he would sign for me.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (HSzKG)

He voted for you too, so why not?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:00 PM (6FeV1)

At least he wasn't dead; then he would have voted 3 or 4 times!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2020 11:05 PM (02b6n)

363 No one hates the communist cities more than a downstate Illinoisan. Or an upstate New Yorker. Or a non-coastal Washington, Oregon, or California resident.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (7Kh21)

---

This is true.
Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (RU4sa)


***

Yup

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2020 11:05 PM (axyOa)

364 It was an Amazon shipment for a computer.




nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:05 PM (4Jold)

365 And this happened the day after a substitute mail
person totally messed up mail delivery. We, and several neighbors, had
to swap mail.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (CAJOC)

---
Dear Penthouse Letters:

i never thought i would be writing to you, but...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2020 11:05 PM (VXS7N)

366 No one hates the communist cities more than a downstate Illinoisan. Or an upstate New Yorker. Or a non-coastal Washington, Oregon, or California resident.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (7Kh21)

Ahem!

Posted by: Virginians at December 10, 2020 11:05 PM (qAR6u)

367
The Schwarzlose M.7 goes "Buda-buda-buda-buda"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)

You mispelled bunga bunga. I like bunga bunga.

Posted by: Blue Shit Hole Gangsta at December 10, 2020 11:06 PM (VcFUs)

368 289 I now kinda want to visit Luxembourg.

Read up about Coudenhove-Kalergi (who one of the main streets is named for)

Posted by: Private wealth management fund at December 10, 2020 11:06 PM (BBWrU)

369 or that something she says is true, that would be nice
Posted by: confederatefifth
So you do think she's lying.

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:06 PM (MPYWI)

370 That CIA vs DOD video explores the opium angle.

Kinda makes one think of Afghanistan, and the opioid crisis.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2020 11:06 PM (l3+k2)

371 In addition to not requiring signatures due to COVID hysteria, I believe
both UPS and FedEx have suspended their money-back guarantees,
including for express/overnight service. So if anyone is paying big
money for overnight service and there's a delay of their own doing,
sorry about your luck.


When it absolutely positively has to be there, eventually.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 11:06 PM (SchxB)

372 Face-licking.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:03 PM (xK9An)

----------

Is that wrong? Should I not be doing that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 11:06 PM (kTF2Z)

373 So, not only have the cops failed to clear out the "autonomous zone" in Portland, but Antifa actually expanded it further today. No attempt is being made to keep Antifa from bringing in more supplies and fortification materials.

It is dawning on the horrified trendy neighborhood around the autonomous zone that the squatters may be there for weeks. The Antifa "security" people at the "checkpoints" at the border of the "autonomous zone" apparently have all the warmth and friendliness of East German border guards to locals walking by.

You get what you vote for, people.

And, after all, it's not a real "autonomous zone" until the first sexual assault.

Oh, and to show their environmentalism and connection to the land, Antifa has started a garden.

In Portland.

In mid-December.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2020 11:06 PM (I2/tG)

374 Given the fact its been 4 weeks and she's trying to take down 'the most extensive voter fraud operation in history' it seems to be a bit impatient unless you think she's lying
==
ppl are spoiled from binge watching tv shows
Posted by: vmom Trump Won!


In defense of the hair-on-fire contingent, there is something of a hard deadline in a bit over a month.

Posted by: probably not Gen. Flynn at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (P1f+c)

375 366 No one hates the communist cities more than a downstate Illinoisan. Or an upstate New Yorker. Or a non-coastal Washington, Oregon, or California resident.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (7Kh21)

Ahem!

Posted by: Virginians at December 10, 2020 11:05 PM (qAR6u)

Yeh, tell us about it!

Posted by: North Carolina at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (qAR6u)

376 Back in the 90's we lived in a shack on two acres about 3 miles due east of SeaTac Airport. (undeveloped because of "steep slopes, wetlands.") I had a job and my wife ran an educational used bookstore out of a large garage on our property. I came home from work one day to find she had traded $200 of used books (our cost maybe $10-15) for a male and a female lamb.

We named the ewe Angus (Dei) and the ram Walter. I don't remember the types they were, but in the three years we had them, we had them sheared twice. Agnes looked "ok" when sheared, but Walter when unsheared was about 4 feet around, a big gigantic looking guy. When sheared? Nothing. There was no there, there. And I swear he'd get all embarrassed when you'd look at him and laugh.

They were both friendly. We'd get a fair amount of kids who'd come shopping with their moms and on weekends, I'd take them to the "pasture" to see Walter and Agnes. They'd just walk around them and rub them and stuff.

When we had to get rid of them because we were moving, Walter went off to a Moron's heaven. He replaced a "breeding ram" who had become feisty ion his old age and Walter was taken to a sheep farm to service all the ewes.

this long story is because of that sheepdog picture

Posted by: Go Man Go at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (KkwiP)

377 What kind of shipments have to be signed for? I've had a certain amount of ammo delivered to my house without a signature requirement.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

378 Remember, there are no blue states. Only blue cities.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (HSzKG)
------------------------------------------------------Massachusetts may disagree. I suspect they'll be changing the name of the Red Sox soon.

Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (hWhjt)

379 342 I'm getting sneaky with the masks when trades people or delivery folks come along - I 'forget' to wear it and pseudo apologize for forgetting and so far responses have been 'nah, don't worry about it'. Eventually I'll probably get a Karen who will call the cops on me..but for now..freedom
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (Nyumu)


Surely you are talking about your own home?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

380 or that something she says is true, that would be nice
Posted by: confederatefifth
So you do think she's lying.
Posted by: B




is that how you understand those words?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:08 PM (4Jold)

381 Positive signs in LimeyLand, via @timothycbates on Twatter:


"Cambridge University staff just voted 9:1 to overturn proposed prohibitions on speech that may make someone feel disrespected, replacing it with the requirement to tolerate controversial & unpopular opinion."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:08 PM (7Kh21)

382 I'm not sure what religion this guy is but worth a watch, especially since he put it out a couple of weeks before the election -
https://youtu.be/wxZuI_-nm38
Worth a watch.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 11:08 PM (buTO7)

383 375 366 No one hates the communist cities more than a downstate Illinoisan. Or an upstate New Yorker. Or a non-coastal Washington, Oregon, or California resident.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 10:59 PM (7Kh21)

Can we make Memphis and Nashville their own states?

Posted by: Tennessee at December 10, 2020 11:08 PM (qAR6u)

384 >>> No one hates the communist cities more than a downstate Illinoisan.

=====
I ran into a grandmother from Springfield at my son's baseball tournament last August. She wanted nothing to do with those folks from chi-town.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 10, 2020 11:08 PM (HSzKG)

385 What kind of shipments have to be signed for? I've had a certain amount of ammo delivered to my house without a signature requirement.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)


It's up to the shipper to specify, usually for higher value items. Signature service is an extra cost.

Posted by: AF at December 10, 2020 11:09 PM (S8ePJ)

386 379: Ladyl - home and office. Remember I'm in Cali. We are supposed to be wearing masks whenever we are within 6 feet of someone else.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 11:09 PM (Nyumu)

387
Test

No fair! I didn't study.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


No problem. It's "open book"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 11:10 PM (63Dwl)

388 When I saw that thread about the new LA County DA, I'm thinking it'll be good business for MS-13 to get into the protection rackets

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

389 Forget Co-blogger, I like crotchety old bastard.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 10, 2020 11:10 PM (1QQfO)

390 319

it will never be a divorce. it will be like Northern Ireland's "Troubles".
Stuff like people suddenly just happen to catch a bullet in the back of their head as they walk to their car. That kind of stuff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:53 PM (sy5kK)


We are not the Irish!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)


The Irish 'troubles' are going seem like a toddler spat over a jointly desired toy compared to what is potentially going to get unleashed here.

I sincerely hope SCOTUS can see this for what it is, vice the hype from the media.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 10, 2020 11:10 PM (VcFUs)

391 is that how you understand those words?





Posted by: confederatefifth



What is the opposite of true, oh splitter of hairs?

Jesus, this place is turning into a cross between a premenstrual 'tween sleepover and a fag bathouse.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:11 PM (naieP)

392 I've had to sign for iPhone deliveries but never ammo. I've had to sign for freight type deliveries like the big ass table saw my husband ordered that was delivered on a palate. Important legal documents usuneed to be signed for.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 11:11 PM (UUBmN)

393 In defense of the hair-on-fire contingent, there is something of a hard deadline in a bit over a month.
Posted by: probably not Gen. Flynn

Agreed. It seems kraken was interpreted to be this whole thing would be blown open within a week. It isn't as much that people think shes lying, they just don't like the timeline.
I think she's one of the few people I trust in this whole thing and think she's trying to fight for DJT and the people. She's a key asset and I'm not sure what she could be doing differently. If people don't overpromising, then you wouldn't like Trump either

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:11 PM (MPYWI)

394 238 Remdesivir.......AND Hydroxychloriquine both have beneficial values in treating COVID...the medical community are Lying sacks of shit to dispose otherwise...follow the Science my ass....they just want you all to me good lemmings...push back...time to push back...
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:43 PM (u1WYs)


I was told there are online doctors/ offices that will prescribe HCQ for you, if your own doctor is a lying Democrat and doesn't care about your health more than getting Trump out of the White House.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 11:11 PM (sy5kK)

395 Kim Kardashian's inmate buddy is no longer breathing as of an hour ago.

Posted by: Aud at December 10, 2020 11:11 PM (uBywd)

396 212 Sigh. FedX wants me to create an account to see where my package is, the gobstoppers. Just tell me from the tracking link!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 10:29 PM (4I/2K)
----------------------------------

They want to get to know you better.
friend

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2020 11:11 PM (CZm2G)

397 I thought that was Nick Lowe?
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Bravo.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:12 PM (LWu6U)

398 It's up to the shipper to specify, usually for higher value items. Signature service is an extra cost.
Posted by: AF at December 10, 2020 11:09 PM (S8ePJ)

Ok,,thanks.,I suppose the shipper could look at the address/zip code and determine its a low risk area.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)

399 Feels like Trump is making a ton of behind the scenes moves, especially against the CIA.

I'd like to think he's neutralizing hostile forces within the agency, who might otherwise be holding blackmail cards against key people that he might need, both to get re-elected, and to move his agenda forward in the second term.

Posted by: pmurT at December 10, 2020 11:12 PM (ojwvu)

400 We are supposed to be wearing masks whenever we are within 6 feet of someone else.
Posted by: IC


Sufferers of Disassociative Personality Disorder hardest hit.

Posted by: probably not Dr. Jekyll at December 10, 2020 11:13 PM (P1f+c)

401 needs an adult signature, and 2 of 3 of us will be gone most of tomorrow.

Ditto on the no signature even though required, on Tuesday. It was a crapload of 38 special and 40sw ammo from the Civilian Marksmanship Program. Fortunately I was there and the notification from the camera pointed at the walkway let me know it was there.

On the plus side, FedEx did pay attention to the vacation range I entered into their system when I realized the shipment would be arriving when I was out of town. I hadn't realized how long it takes for CMP to ship.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 10, 2020 11:13 PM (2lndx)

402 I put on my fake mesh mask, pulled below my nose, at the very entry way of the grocery store, and rip if off as soon as I check out.

The only other time I wear it is walking through my club to get to the courts.

I would not dream of wearing it anywhere else, particularly in my home or outside.

Not a chance.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

403 is that how you understand those words?





Posted by: confederatefifth


What is the opposite of true, oh splitter of hairs?

Jesus, this place is turning into a cross between a premenstrual 'tween sleepover and a fag bathouse.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - r




the thing is is that not every untrue statement is because somebody is being untruthful, right,, what if they were just

hang tight now,

incorrect?

does that just blow your effin mind?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:13 PM (4Jold)

404 I'll try that LCD, thanks!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 10, 2020 11:14 PM (YynYJ)

405 Posted by: confederatefifth



Too much fucking drama queening.
Say what you mean or fuck off.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:14 PM (naieP)

406 just saw a pic of Puddinghead in front of the 'office of the president elect' backdrop and podium. One of the dumbest things ever foisted upon us

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 10, 2020 11:15 PM (BZBAG)

407 >>> She's a key asset and I'm not sure what she could be doing differently. If people don't overpromising, then you wouldn't like Trump either
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:11 PM (MPYWI)
--------------

Flynn says she's the real deal.
Him with the 350th and that vid (above) about conflict between CIA and DOD all fit.
Many forces in play. It's a slog.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2020 11:15 PM (CZm2G)

408 who is the idiot with the ad hominen attacks?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 10, 2020 11:15 PM (sd8p8)

409 She's also only been presenting to enemy courts so far, too.
Posted by: Methos
Seems like she'd be accepted here if she1) successfully prosecuted everyone involved by now to firing squads
2) awarded all electors to DJT
Anything short of that and she's Durham
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:04 PM (MPYWI)

Yeah, wish people would cut Sidney some slack.

She's doing a fantastic job.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 11:16 PM (5FCda)

410 Too much fucking drama queening.
Say what you mean or fuck off.
Posted by: d



the thing is is that is what I did, you are just too unfamiliar with the words.

I was very exact in what I said. reading is fundamental big guy.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:16 PM (4Jold)

411 Posted by: pmurT at December 10, 2020 11:12
One would hope

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:16 PM (MPYWI)

412 >>and to move his agenda forward in the second term. Posted by: pmurT at December 10, 2020 11:12 PM (ojwvu)

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:17 PM (xK9An)

413 just saw a pic of Puddinghead in front of the 'office of the president elect' backdrop and podium. One of the dumbest things ever foisted upon us
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 10, 2020 11:15 PM (BZBAG)


It's his daily visit to the neighborhood of make believe.

Posted by: AF at December 10, 2020 11:17 PM (S8ePJ)

414 Too much fucking drama queening.
Say what you mean or fuck off.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:14 PM (naieP)



Y5s forte

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2020 11:17 PM (CZm2G)

415 I've had to sign for iPhone deliveries but never ammo. I've had to sign for freight type deliveries like the big ass table saw my husband ordered that was delivered on a palate. Important legal documents usuneed to be signed for.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 10, 2020 11:11 PM (UUBmN)

Now that you mention it, apple products are the one thing I've had to sign for. I actually have I wood shop, never really had to sign for delivery ,but being home was a requirement, unless end of drive was the preferred delivery method.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)

416 382 I'm not sure what religion this guy is but worth a watch, especially since he put it out a couple of weeks before the election -
https://youtu.be/wxZuI_-nm38
Worth a watch.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 11:08 PM (buTO7)

you know, this is a very encouraging video.

The church seems to be Christian.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 10, 2020 11:17 PM (d1uFV)

417 Alaska has filed to join the amicus briefing with Texas in their lawsuit against the four shitty sister states

Posted by: pmurT at December 10, 2020 11:17 PM (ojwvu)

418 Yeah, wish people would cut Sidney some slack.
She's doing a fantastic job.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy
I saw her at a rally and she was getting emotional about losing America. True American. Lin Wood was a different animal

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:18 PM (MPYWI)

419 Too much fucking drama queening.
Say what you mean or fuck off.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:14 PM (naieP)



Y5s forte
Posted by: B




dude, read the thread and get back to me, I made the comment that things she had said were untrue, and somebody went off his rockr.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:18 PM (4Jold)

420 385 What kind of shipments have to be signed for? I've had a certain amount of ammo delivered to my house without a signature requirement.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)


It's up to the shipper to specify, usually for higher value items. Signature service is an extra cost.

Posted by: AF at December 10, 2020 11:09 PM (S8ePJ)


It's hard or me to find a pattern. For years almost all of my Amazon stuff came via UPS. Very few were signature-required packages. Nowadays, Amazon delivery troops bring almost all my Amazon packages. I cannot recall a single signature-required package with Amazon delivery. However, for the past two years or so, every Amazon package shipped to me using UPS is signature-required, no matter if the item is worth $4 or $400. Weird.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:18 PM (AMIL/)

421 No option found to pre-sign at FedX. But the free account says I will now get a text message upon delivery or delay.

I hope the driver signs when he sees my adult daughter come to the door, or I get back in time to do it myself.

It's three bottles, a red, a white, and a sweet, from Grape Creek Winery in Fredericksburg, TX, which is about 4-1/2 hours up the road.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 11:18 PM (4I/2K)

422 the thing is is that is what I did, you are just too unfamiliar with the words.
I was very exact in what I said. reading is fundamental big guy.
Posted by: confederatefifth

Depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:19 PM (MPYWI)

423 Given the fact its been 4 weeks and she's trying to take down 'the most extensive voter fraud operation in history' it seems to be a bit impatient unless you think she's lying


Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 10:57 PM (MPYWI)
-------------------------------

When this is all over and President Trump is inaugurated for his second term, I want to see Sidney as AG and Rudy as head of the FBI.

Go into those buildings and flush out all the filth.

Oh and abolish the CIA. Put Ric Grennell in charge of that.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 10, 2020 11:19 PM (oGBso)

424 >>a premenstrual 'tween sleepover and a fag bathouse. Posted by: deplorable unperson - r

Tweenfag Bat-House opened for The Cure at the Mystic Den, Harrisonburg Va., 1986.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:19 PM (xK9An)

425 The Wu Flu isn't spreading mainly through breathing, it's passing by
people touching things that many other people touch, such as doors, pin
pads, etc.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)



you mean the way that they have been telling us FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS that seasonal colds and flus are spread?

Wow. Mind blown.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2020 11:19 PM (WyVLE)

426 I've been in so many abusive relationships, it stopped being funny after the fifth or sixth one.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2020 11:20 PM (l9m7l)

427 the thing is is that is what I did, you are just too unfamiliar with the words.
I was very exact in what I said. reading is fundamental big guy.
Posted by: confederatefifth

Depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is
Posted by: B




no, that is not in any way germane to this thread or anything I said.

you seem not to understand that somebody stating something that is untrue does not mean that they are untruthful.

that is true




it is as if somebody believed there were wmd in iraq, said so and then found out there were not any there.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:21 PM (4Jold)

428 dude, read the thread and get back to me, I made the comment that things she had said were untrue, and somebody went off his rockr.
Posted by: confederatefifth

I'm sure someone will copy and paste all the comments here shortly so we can review then

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 10, 2020 11:21 PM (MPYWI)

429 I now officially do not trust L Lin Wood. Why? He is basing his opinion
on a falsehood that the january runoff is AUTOMATICALLY rigged. Sure it
probably will be but that is NO REASON not to vote. Though he says "why
would anyone vote in a rigged election..." he then goes on to say "I am
not telling people not to vote" This is typical Lawyer doublespeak! FUCK
THIS GUY!

What an asshole.


IOW - eat your shit sandwich, bitches!
While Loeffle(R) and Pe(R)due do nothing, say nothing. Little cvnts expect you to do your duty and vote for their slimy Chicom-owned asses. Because PDT says so .
Nah.

Try fucking harder.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:22 PM (naieP)

430 I'd like to request prayer for my nephew who just tested positive for covid and is pretty sick. He lives on his own.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:19

Prayers up from here.

Off to sleep, perchance to dream. Long tiring day here. May rejoin you in the middle of the night if I can't sleep.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2020 11:23 PM (55Qr6)

431 Alaska has filed to join the amicus briefing with Texas in their lawsuit against the four shitty sister states
Posted by: pmurT at December 10, 2020 11:17 PM (ojwvu)


I am trying to figure out if Ohio has gotten on board yet.. a quick Google shows conflicting headlines:

"Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost criticizes Texas lawsuit attempting to stop electors from voting"

and

"Ohio AG joins Texas, other states in election fraud lawsuit"


Which one is true... or more true? I'm guessing headline #1 is a typical media shenanigans.

Posted by: AF at December 10, 2020 11:23 PM (S8ePJ)

432 What kind of shipments have to be signed for? I've had a certain amount
of ammo delivered to my house without a signature requirement.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)


Wine shipments in Texas. Mebbe brown and clear spirits too.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 11:23 PM (4I/2K)

433 I'm out.
Try to find something interesting to talk about.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 10, 2020 11:23 PM (sd8p8)

434 I liked this ONT when it was more about Luxembourg.

And I don't really give a shit about Luxembourg

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (oAY8z)

435 >>Try fucking harder. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:22 PM (naieP)

Zod is fucking as hard as he can.

(wipes brow, keeps fucking)

Have a heart, man. I'm not a kid anymore.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (xK9An)

436 So I once ordered a plant in Japan, and they shipped me a fucking potted plant. That's it. No box, no cover, no nothing. Just a pot with dirt and a plant, and a tag on it telling kuroneko where I lived.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (LWu6U)

437 I thought my Apocalypse Chow bit was funny as hell. Y'all have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (1QQfO)

438 Door knobs are dirtier than toilet seats.

They don't know how it's passed.

hmm Maybe the Dems do.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (CZm2G)

439 425 The Wu Flu isn't spreading mainly through breathing, it's passing by
people touching things that many other people touch, such as doors, pin
pads, etc.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)


you mean the way that they have been telling us FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS that seasonal colds and flus are spread?

Wow. Mind blown.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2020 11:19 PM (WyVLE)

And how do you stop it? Wash yer damn hands. (water at least 75 degrees, which folks don't do when out and about, because it takes a long time to get hot water).

Be careful what bathrooms you use.

Listerine (65% alcohol).

If you are sick? STAY HOME.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (d9rwJ)

440 isn't it Powell's lawsuits that have gotten the staggering number of affidavits and evidence into the public domain?

although this is being fought in the courtroom, it's also being fought in the court of public opinion

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 10, 2020 11:25 PM (nUhF0)

441 Ohio did not join lawsuit. Wrote some lame-ass "I'm expected to do something, but I don't want to take sides" BS

OH GOP is garbage, has been for a long time

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 10, 2020 11:25 PM (oAY8z)

442 Before I go....
Deplorable unperson is one of the most obnoxious persons I can ever recall commenting on the blog. Something should be done.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 10, 2020 11:25 PM (sd8p8)

443 Look scotus, I go to you. I stick up for you. If you no help me now, I say fuck you scotus, I do it myself.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 11:26 PM (kTF2Z)

444 I liked this ONT when it was more about Luxembourg.



And I don't really give a shit about Luxembourg


I've driven through Luxembourg. Good thing I didn't blink or I'd have missed it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 11:26 PM (SchxB)

445 421 No option found to pre-sign at FedX. But the free account says I will now get a text message upon delivery or delay.

I hope the driver signs when he sees my adult daughter come to the door, or I get back in time to do it myself.

It's three bottles, a red, a white, and a sweet, from Grape Creek Winery in Fredericksburg, TX, which is about 4-1/2 hours up the road.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 11:18 PM (4I/2K)

/waggles eyebrows, gives hang loose sign, makes a finger gun and shoots...

Enough Signing?

Posted by: African Sign Language guy at December 10, 2020 11:27 PM (d9rwJ)

446 > Alaska has filed to join the amicus briefing with Texas in their lawsuit against the four shitty sister states

Excellent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:27 PM (7Kh21)

447 isn't it Powell's lawsuits that have gotten the staggering number of affidavits and evidence into the public domain?

although this is being fought in the courtroom, it's also being fought in the court of public opinion
Posted by: vmom



the thing is is when you say "I'm releasing the krakn bitches!" and then there it is nothing but crickts

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:27 PM (4Jold)

448 >>Apocalypse Chow

Just need that t.v chuck-wagon commercial with the dog chasing the little wagon, and Satan chasing the dog.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:27 PM (xK9An)

449 The town in question is almost 200 miles from Chicago so there are plenty of rednecks with guns between there and here. I doubt that Antifa or BLM even know it exists or could find it on a map...

Posted by: Secret Square at December 10, 2020 11:27 PM (9WuX0)

450 Watching The First World War on Pluto's history channel. Episode three. Austro Hungary front.

And i thought france and belgium were bad.

Foook.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 10, 2020 11:28 PM (VcFUs)

451 Depending on...
Who/where you order ammo from
Who/where it's being shipped to
Who's shipping it

Determines if/if not one has to sign for it.

It's not cut and dry. I typically buy from an outfit in TN because my shipping costs are low, taxes are low, and I don't have to sign for the delivery... all based on my location in KY. I've bought bulk ammo elsewhere an had to sign, had higher shipping, etc.

Check FedEx, UPS, USPS, etc. to see what their rules are. It helps if the shipper doesn't slap "AMMO" stickers on it either. But "small caliber ammunition" does require some degree of "control." Period.

Bottom line tends to be the $$ spent. Not "what's in the box."

My two cents. Buying ammo online for a decade.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 10, 2020 11:28 PM (3H9h1)

452 >>If you are sick? STAY HOME.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (d9rwJ)

No.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:28 PM (xK9An)

453 I now officially do not trust L Lin Wood. Why? He is basing his opinion on a falsehood that the january runoff is AUTOMATICALLY rigged. ...
What an asshole.
-------------

I do not trust Lin Wood, and I think everyone has to vote,...

But at today's hearing the head of elections said that to have observed signature checking it would take a lot more money, time, and space.

And oh yeah it is too late anyway. Maybe in 2022.

So, no signature verification in Jan.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (LWu6U)

454 Which one is true... or more true? I'm guessing headline #1 is a typical media shenanigans.
Posted by: AF at December 10, 2020 11:23 PM (S8ePJ)

Unfortunately number one is more true. Ohio GOP is all never Trump. At least they are ending their political careers.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (Rz2Nc)

455 61 I will be going out tomorrow to do my COVID testing rounds amoungst my homeless housing units..as I have been doing since last July...spikes I am not seeing...so
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:09 PM (u1WYs)

What seems to immunize bums from the covid? Actually a serious question. underweight meth addict, no covid? Heroin and Thunderbird, better than HCQ?

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (YkawN)

456 text

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (HCeRP)

457 It's three bottles, a red, a white, and a sweet, from Grape Creek Winery in Fredericksburg, TX, which is about 4-1/2 hours up the road.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 11:18 PM (4I/2K)

I went there last year.... beautiful spot.

GF gets regular shipments from Grape Creek.

I get regular shipments from Becker.

It's fantastic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (6FeV1)

458 Alright Horde, I'm out for the evening.

As we say over in the Lux in our native Luxembourgish language "Kann Ar Pitbull Argumenter dech emmer nerven!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (7glfi)

459 CIA officers must report any ongoing contact with a foreign national -- and most employees know a fraction of what Swalwell hears in the Intel committee.

He has the brains of a doorknob or the little head is working overtime. And he is RECKLESS

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (HCeRP)

460 What's better Lichtenstein or Luxembourg?

Or is it pretty much the same asshoes?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 10, 2020 11:30 PM (oAY8z)

461 My guess about Sidney Powell and the Kraken: She publicly proclaimed the Kraken is coming and will put lots of people in jail in an attempt to scare people into ratting-out the scheme and the ringleaders, to get a plea-bargain deal with the prosecutors. A Hail-Mary plan.

It doesn't make much sense to me, but it's the only non-crazy reason I can think of for her Kraken proclamations.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:30 PM (AMIL/)

462 Fuck Greg Kelly.

Newsmax bitches are cramping because they are not msnbc , CNN or FOX bitches.

I will watch AVN and OANN and Newsmax can fuck itself with a splintered, establishment Republican, pressure-treated 4x4.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 11:30 PM (naieP)

463 The Jay J. Johnsons issue reminds me of the end of the Start Trek Episode "I, Mudd".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:30 PM (KAi1n)

464 All right. Rather ugly tone tonight. Good night all! See you in the morning

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 11:31 PM (Nyumu)

465 I track stuff all the time on FedEx without an account; tracking info includes current location, etc.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 10, 2020 11:32 PM (+56GQ)

466 444 I liked this ONT when it was more about Luxembourg.

And I don't really give a shit about Luxembourg

I've driven through Luxembourg. Good thing I didn't blink or I'd have missed it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 11:26 PM (SchxB)

yo momma so fat, when she drive through luxembourg, she drive around luxembourg

....

Ok, fine, it needs work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:32 PM (6FeV1)

467 deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast



Rather ugly tone tonight. Good night all! See you in the morning
Posted by: IC at D




see what you did,

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:32 PM (4Jold)

468 399 Feels like Trump is making a ton of behind the scenes moves, especially against the CIA.

I'd like to think he's neutralizing hostile forces within the agency, who might otherwise be holding blackmail cards against key people that he might need, both to get re-elected, and to move his agenda forward in the second term.
Posted by: pmurT at December 10, 2020 11:12 PM (ojwvu)

Like what? Studying for a big test, so have missed stuff.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 10, 2020 11:32 PM (YkawN)

469 I get regular shipments from Becker.



It's fantastic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah, there's a winery along Hwy 290 there that is sure to please your palate. I liked Becker's wines too.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (4I/2K)

470 Good evening. As a former coastal Californian I can still hate the idiocy my former neighbors continue to unleash

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (Jzz++)

471 Now: #COVIDGATE PART 3: Attack on Informed Consent. It matters more than ever because we are entering most coercive era of medical tyranny in human history. ...
Posted by: Big Pharma FTW at December 10, 2020 10:11 PM (BBWrU)

Ironic, isn't it, that the beneficial effects of hydroxychloroquine in treating Covid are better documented by actual physicians in numerous countries, than are the trials of the vaccines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (mzC78)

472 > What's better Lichtenstein or Luxembourg?

I think Liechtenstein was the one that they just bought, so that's pretty cool.

Something about the noble family losing their original territory, so they just bought a new one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (7Kh21)

473 132 121 Good evening everyone.

I'd like to request prayer for my nephew who just tested positive for covid and is pretty sick. He lives on his own.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (kvFji)


{{{Chique}}}

Just sent a prayer up for your nephew's speedy and complete recovery.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

Same here. And also praying for some company. Everyone needs company.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (hHj8r)

474 459
CIA officers must report any ongoing contact with a foreign national --
and most employees know a fraction of what Swalwell hears in the Intel
committee.



He has the brains of a doorknob or the little head is working overtime. And he is RECKLESS

Posted by: JM

Well, how accurate are the House intel briefings? How much of the accurate stuff is above China's ability to figure out independently?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (KAi1n)

475 So I once ordered a plant in Japan, and they shipped me a fucking potted plant. That's it. No box, no cover, no nothing. Just a pot with dirt and a plant, and a tag on it telling kuroneko where I lived.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (LWu6U)

Inscrutable, they are.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (5FCda)

476 whybanned--living in close quarters on the streets, I imagine the transients either have EXCELLENT immune systems, or they croak. So they've probably experienced many coronavirii and have partial immunity. Or you can't taste/smell on meth so they don't notice they've got it?

Posted by: funsize at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (EiPf6)

477 There's a bar on the main drag in Fredericksburg TX run by a Leitzeburgisch dame....

Der Daiwel? Something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:34 PM (6FeV1)

478 What's better Lichtenstein or Luxembourg?



Or is it pretty much the same asshoes?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 10, 2020 11:30 PM (oAY8z)


The Duchy of Grand Fenwick!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 11:34 PM (4I/2K)

479 377 What kind of shipments have to be signed for? I've had a certain amount of ammo delivered to my house without a signature requirement.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

Oh, we know you got it

Posted by: Bob from The NSA at December 10, 2020 11:35 PM (qAR6u)

480 isn't it Powell's lawsuits that have gotten the staggering number of affidavits and evidence into the public domain?



although this is being fought in the courtroom, it's also being fought in the court of public opinion

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 10, 2020 11:25 PM (nUhF0)

The court of public opinion matters if this gets back to state legislatures picking electors.
It matters quite a bit more if options within the system are exhausted.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2020 11:35 PM (kOpft)

481 >>Well, how accurate are the House intel briefings?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (KAi1n)

Less accurate than the PDB, which is less accurate than the morning JCS J2 brief in the NMCC.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:36 PM (xK9An)

482 Thunderbird, better than HCQ?

Posted by: WhyBanned

Now you know why they fall it a fortified wine.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:36 PM (KAi1n)

483 Ok, fine, it needs work.

Just a bit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 11:36 PM (SchxB)

484 475 So I once ordered a plant in Japan, and they shipped me a fucking potted plant. That's it. No box, no cover, no nothing. Just a pot with dirt and a plant, and a tag on it telling kuroneko where I lived.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (LWu6U)

Inscrutable, they are.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (5FCda)

Traditionally, it is the Chineses who are "inscrutable".

The Japaneses are just plain old feckin' weird. Scrutable. But weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (6FeV1)

485 If I were King (or Zod), I would decree that murderers be executed the same way they killed their victim(s).

None of this "Oooh, we don't want the murderer to suffer!"
Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 10:13 PM (AMIL/)

And the execution should take place no more than a year and a day from the date the perp is convicted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (mzC78)

486 Is there any country singer besides Alan Jackson who doesn't look extremely ghey in a cowboy hat?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (qAR6u)

487 My theory is living on the streets means lots of Vitamin D and that protects from the 'ronna

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (LWu6U)

488 It matters quite a bit more if options within the system are exhausted.
Posted by: Methos

the 4th box are lots of little boxes
the more, the betterer

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (nUhF0)

489 What seems to immunize bums from the covid? Actually a serious question. underweight meth addict, no covid? Heroin and Thunderbird, better than HCQ?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (YkawN)
---------------

A rumor from the Orient said that whiskey drinkers didn't get it. Then the rumor quickly away.
Seems reasonable that alcohol in the blood would not be a fertile environment for the virus.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (CZm2G)

490 481
>>Well, how accurate are the House intel briefings?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (KAi1n)



Less accurate than the PDB, which is less accurate than the morning JCS J2 brief in the NMCC.

Posted by: Zod

New Zoo Revue > New Model Army

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (KAi1n)

491 Lit the menorah tonight and then made Chanukah chip cookies with my daughter. I'm not Jewish, but my wife is. I had to remind her that tonight was the start. She can still recite the prayer in Hebrew though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 11:38 PM (kTF2Z)

492 Oh, we know you got it

Posted by: Bob from The NSA


Hey, Bob, I got two packages coming from opposite coasts that are suddenly "delayed".

Should I be expecting a drone strike soon?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 11:38 PM (SchxB)

493 319

it will never be a divorce. it will be like Northern Ireland's "Troubles".
Stuff like people suddenly just happen to catch a bullet in the back of their head as they walk to their car. That kind of stuff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 10:53 PM (sy5kK)


We are not the Irish!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

Agreed.
We have less in common as a population in the US than Ireland ever did.
So once the Rule of Law is officially over, our people will be shooting and stabbing a lot more than Ireland ever did.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

494 459 CIA officers must report any ongoing contact with a foreign national -- and most employees know a fraction of what Swalwell hears in the Intel committee.

He has the brains of a doorknob or the little head is working overtime. And he is RECKLESS
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (HCeRP)

Nah, traitor. Reckless is far too kind.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 10, 2020 11:38 PM (YkawN)

495 >>And the execution should take place no more than a year and a day from the date the perp is convicted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (mzC7

Death row metal cot. Electrified, random date. They gotta sleep *sometime*.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:39 PM (xK9An)

496 Oh, we know you got it
Posted by: Bob from The NSA at December 10, 2020 11:35 PM (qAR6u)

I haven't gotten anything, my wife has a lot of ammo. Don't piss her off!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2020 11:39 PM (Rz2Nc)

497 You're homeless. You hack up a lung, you feel like shit for two weeks....

How the fuck would you even notice anything was different?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:39 PM (6FeV1)

498 I think Wood is trying to keep them "honest", politically honest in a gridiron sense. He wants them to earn your vote by doing the right thing. Without his impact, there's NO pressure. They can't afford to completely blow him off if they want to win.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:40 PM (KAi1n)

499 495 >>And the execution should take place no more than a year and a day from the date the perp is convicted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (mzC7

Death row metal cot. Electrified, random date. They gotta sleep *sometime*.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:39 PM (xK9An)

"We got a Dead Man Nappin' Here."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:40 PM (6FeV1)

500 A rumor from the Orient said that whiskey drinkers didn't get it. Then the rumor quickly away.

Seems reasonable that alcohol in the blood would not be a fertile environment for the virus.


Kind of like how the Sterno drinker didn't get infected in "The Andromeda Strain".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 11:40 PM (SchxB)

501 Well, how accurate are the House intel briefings? How much of the accurate stuff is above China's ability to figure out independently?


Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (KAi1n)
-----------------------

Here in America, we have the dumbest politicians ever, look at these dummies. Swallowswell? Shiff? AOC? Maxine Waters? Hank who thinks Guam is ready to tip over? Take a look at what's in DC, these are morons.

I'm sure it's difficult for the Chinese spies to pretend to be as stupid as the American politicians they are assigned to.



Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 10, 2020 11:40 PM (oGBso)

502 For all we know, maybe the homeless have had it in droves. Seems like it's asymptomatic mostly.
I'd be surprised if there's enough homeless testing to know. But I'm speculating.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 11:41 PM (H5knJ)

503 >>Death row metal cot. Electrified, random date. They gotta sleep *sometime*.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:39 PM (xK9An)

"We got a Dead Man Nappin' Here."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:40 PM (6FeV1)

"...had this crazy dream that I was in a parade and.."

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:41 PM (xK9An)

504 Test.

Posted by: Bete at December 10, 2020 11:41 PM (Ojki1)

505 461 My guess about Sidney Powell and the Kraken: She publicly proclaimed the Kraken is coming and will put lots of people in jail in an attempt to scare people into ratting-out the scheme and the ringleaders, to get a plea-bargain deal with the prosecutors. A Hail-Mary plan.

It doesn't make much sense to me, but it's the only non-crazy reason I can think of for her Kraken proclamations.
Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:30 PM (AMIL/)


Or she knows she'll never get justice in the corrupt legal system. so she puts it out to where people can make their own

Posted by: Iblis at December 10, 2020 11:41 PM (abOpZ)

506 Should I be expecting a drone strike soon?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 11:38 PM (SchxB)

All Signs Point to Yes

Posted by: Bob from The NSA's Magic 8 Ball at December 10, 2020 11:42 PM (qAR6u)

507 Doc's had me on 5000 IUs of D3 for the last five years. Haven't had so much as a cold.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 11:42 PM (kTF2Z)

508 I thougyt the rumor was thar smokers didn't get as sick from wuflu

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 10, 2020 11:42 PM (nUhF0)

509 YaY!

Thanks to Mis Hum for getting me unbanned.

Though the rest of you may not be as grateful.

Posted by: Bete at December 10, 2020 11:43 PM (Ojki1)

510 > The Japaneses are just plain old feckin' weird. Scrutable. But weird.

IMO, Japanese women tend to be more scrutable than Chinese. There are some cute Chinese women, definitely, but on average the Japanese have them beat in that department.

What? That's not what "scrutable" means? Never mind then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:43 PM (7Kh21)

511 Well, how accurate are the House intel briefings? How much of the accurate stuff is above China's ability to figure out independently?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (KAi1n)

Our govt is leaky, but let's assume at least some things are not leaked -- and are discussed in a secure room by the Intel committee. If Swallwell leaks that to his China sweetie, that's serious.

I don't think she dated him for his brains.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:43 PM (HCeRP)

512 475 So I once ordered a plant in Japan, and they shipped me a fucking potted plant. That's it. No box, no cover, no nothing. Just a pot with dirt and a plant, and a tag on it telling kuroneko where I lived.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (LWu6U)

Inscrutable, they are.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (5FCda)


Reminds me of the scene in "The Freshman" where Matthew Broderick goes to a warehouse at an airport to pick up a package. He wasn't told what the package contains. A worker brings out the "package" - a Komodo Dragon on a leash.

It's an odd movie, but I recommend watching it for Marlon Brando's performance as a clone of his Vito Corleone character.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:43 PM (AMIL/)

513 ooh typos say I better go to bed

good night cranky horde
hope we are happier in the morning

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 10, 2020 11:43 PM (nUhF0)

514 So, has Tough Talk Ted surrendered all of Portland to Pantifa's newest occupied zone yet?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 11:43 PM (qAR6u)

515 stabbing a lot more than Ireland ever did.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2020 11:38 PM (sy5kK)


Chainmail?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2020 11:44 PM (CZm2G)

516 >>IMO, Japanese women tend to be more scrutable than Chinese.

(Checks AoSHQ style guide)

Yep. Says right here. "Chi-nee."

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:44 PM (xK9An)

517 No, ticketing yourself to avoid paying for parking or getting ticketed is not stealing.

Forcing citizens to pay to park on streets they pay for and own, or receive a ticket, which is paid for by their tax dollars and written by someone whose salary is paid for by their tax dollars is actually the theft.

And people that write other tax paying citizens parking tickets are scum and should burn in hell.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2020 10:16 PM (7glfi)

Ticketing oneself is also unlikely to work, except on rare occasions.

IMHO, the only parking tickets that can really be justified are those where the parking creates a safety hazard, like at fire hydrants, or too close to an approach, or in lanes that are used for traffic during rush hour.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2020 11:44 PM (mzC78)

518

cool


topic is morals


who has those anyway?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 10, 2020 11:45 PM (GIeIM)

519 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at December 10, 2020 11:46 PM (fLVm1)

520 486 Is there any country singer besides Alan Jackson who doesn't look extremely ghey in a cowboy hat?
Posted by: kbdabear

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You mean besides Hank.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:46 PM (LWu6U)

521 Why would anyone be a cop in Portland? The lefties hate you. The elected officials hate you. Every day you go to work, you're stepping into a minefield. Why?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (kTF2Z)

522 pixy dropping a lot of comments?

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (HCeRP)

523 Ticketing oneself is also unlikely to work, except on rare occasions.

IMHO, the only parking tickets that can really be justified are those where the parking creates a safety hazard, like at fire hydrants, or too close to an approach, or in lanes that are used for traffic during rush hour.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2020 11:44 PM (mzC7

Gotta disagree in certain scenarios.

I pay for a parking permit for the street out front of my house? You damn well better not park there without a permit.

Now I'm open to arguments that anyone having to pay for parking in the first place in front of their own damn home is a bit suspect....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (6FeV1)

524 > I don't think she dated him for his brains.

Or his looks.

Or his personality.

You gotta wonder what Mrs. Eric thinks about all this.

I guess it probably won't be a very Happy Holiday Season at the Swalwell residence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (7Kh21)

525 I love Sidney Powell.
I would gladly drive her to her appointments, cook her meals, maybe rub her feet, with her permission.

Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (w7KSn)

526 497 You're homeless. You hack up a lung, you feel like shit for two weeks....

How the fuck would you even notice anything was different?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:39 PM (6FeV1)

And you already go overboard on self-medicating. Just odd that normal folks in good health can develop clotting that can destroy major organs but rarely or never hear anything about hobo deaths. Should round them up and do a bunch of blood tests to see which nutrient deficiency is protective.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 10, 2020 11:49 PM (YkawN)

527 >>maybe rub her feet, with her permission.
Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (w7KSn)

She probably has weird toes.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:49 PM (xK9An)

528 521 Why would anyone be a cop in Portland?

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Or in any city that will not prosecute "resisting arrest", as LA's DA promised.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:49 PM (HCeRP)

529 You gotta wonder what Mrs. Eric thinks about all this.

I guess it probably won't be a very Happy Holiday Season at the Swalwell residence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (7Kh21)

Mrs. Eric's too busy fucking her way through the Home Depot parking lot to give a damn what Sir Sharts-a-lot is getting his pud into.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:49 PM (6FeV1)

530 > You mean besides Hank.

Willie looks manly enough in a cowboy hat, though he doesn't wear them that often. Same with Johnny Cash.


Roy Rogers. Gene Autry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:49 PM (7Kh21)

531 486 Is there any country singer besides Alan Jackson who doesn't look extremely ghey in a cowboy hat?
Posted by: kbdabear


George Strait. Get it?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 10, 2020 11:50 PM (89T5c)

532 Good evening everyone.

I'd like to request prayer for my nephew who just tested positive for covid and is pretty sick. He lives on his own.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 10:19 PM (kvFji)

Urge him to contact Dr. Stella Immanuel in Houston. She is one of those physicians who use HCQ, and she does telemedicine, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2020 11:50 PM (mzC78)

533
She probably has weird toes.
Posted by: Z


she refers to her junk as the krakn

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:50 PM (4Jold)

534 Should round them up and do a bunch of blood tests to see which nutrient deficiency is protective.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 10, 2020 11:49 PM (YkawN)

"Hobo Mengele"

Coming soon to a theater near you

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:50 PM (6FeV1)

535 519 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at December 10, 2020 11:46 PM (fLVm1)


Good one! That brings back images from long ago.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:50 PM (HCeRP)

536 > Mrs. Eric's too busy fucking her way through the Home Depot parking lot to give a damn what Sir Sharts-a-lot is getting his pud into.

You think those kids are his?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:51 PM (7Kh21)

537 After a certain age, everyone has weird toes.
Weird toes need more rubbing.
Hey, ladies, here I am. LOL

Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 10, 2020 11:52 PM (w7KSn)

538 Bob Wills.

I guess a lot of the old timers could pull it off.

When I first saw the question, I thought of Dwight Yoakam. He looked OK on his first couple albums but now he looks like a little child in daddies hat they are so big.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:53 PM (LWu6U)

539 524 > I don't think she dated him for his brains.

Or his looks.

Or his personality.

You gotta wonder what Mrs. Eric thinks about all this.

I guess it probably won't be a very Happy Holiday Season at the Swalwell residence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (7Kh21)


You're dead on with why Fang Fang wouln't be attracted to Swalwell for any reason other than using him (for non-sexual stuff!)

On the wifey side, Swalwell married her in 2016. Fang Fang returned to China in 2015. Was Swalwell dating his future wife while Fang Fang was using him? I dunno. As you say, it will probably not be a Happy Holiday time for him.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:53 PM (AMIL/)

540 Why would anyone be a cop in Portland? The lefties hate you. The elected officials hate you. Every day you go to work, you're stepping into a minefield. Why?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (kTF2Z)
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In any big city really. It's rigged against you from the get go.

Second City Cop blog has a story about someone getting arrested by the Fugitive Squad (cops who go after perpetrators who have escaped justice so far). The perp had been part of the riots in Chicago back in June/July. Had been participating in the looting too. And one other little thing - this perp was a member of the Police Accountability Board, which is a civilian group that investigates cops and tries to get them fired, or dragged into court and then fired.

Of course the crooked States Attorney who let Jussie Smollett off with no charges also let this perp off with no charges.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 10, 2020 11:53 PM (oGBso)

541 whiskey is kickin' in and coffee is fading out.

Time for bed

Stay groovy in all modalities

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:53 PM (6FeV1)

542 534 Should round them up and do a bunch of blood tests to see which nutrient deficiency is protective.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 10, 2020 11:49 PM (YkawN)

"Hobo Mengele"

Coming soon to a theater near you
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:50 PM (6FeV1)

I do not denounce myself lol. Dregs of society can finally possibly contribute something of value.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 10, 2020 11:53 PM (YkawN)

543 OK, I go back to work, Have a good night everyone.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 10, 2020 11:54 PM (LWu6U)

544 Traditionally, it is the Chineses who are "inscrutable".

The Japaneses are just plain old feckin' weird. Scrutable. But weird.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (6FeV1)

I bow to your authority on the subject

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 10, 2020 11:54 PM (5FCda)

545 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy
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Shut up, Sandy.

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at December 10, 2020 11:55 PM (pbStR)

546 >>Fang Fang...Happy Holiday
Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:53 PM (AMIL/)

Comes with egg roll. Choose one: brown rice, white rice. No substitution!

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:55 PM (xK9An)

547 469
I get regular shipments from Becker.





It's fantastic.



Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:29 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah, there's a winery along Hwy 290 there that is sure to please your palate. I liked Becker's wines too.


Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 10, 2020 11:33 PM (4I/2K)

I like the Iconoclast Cabernet.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 10, 2020 11:57 PM (jK8Z7)

548 540 Why would anyone be a cop in Portland? The lefties hate you. The elected officials hate you. Every day you go to work, you're stepping into a minefield. Why?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (kTF2Z
================

If prosecutors can move so aggressively against cops, who are authorized to carry and shoot and have the exculpatory evidence of body cameras, it is looking bad for the private citizen who carries.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:58 PM (HCeRP)

549 546 >>Fang Fang...Happy Holiday
Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:53 PM (AMIL/)

Comes with egg roll. Choose one: brown rice, white rice. No substitution!
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:55 PM (xK9An)

Me love you looooong time.

Posted by: Fang Bang at December 10, 2020 11:59 PM (HCeRP)

550 Kind of like how the Sterno drinker didn't get infected in "The Andromeda Strain".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 10, 2020 11:40 PM (SchxB)

That movie freaked me out when I saw it back in, what...the '70s?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 11, 2020 12:00 AM (5FCda)

551 If prosecutors can move so aggressively against cops, who are authorized to carry and shoot and have the exculpatory evidence of body cameras, it is looking bad for the private citizen who carries.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:58 PM (HCeRP)
==================


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Kyle Rittenhouse at December 11, 2020 12:01 AM (oGBso)

552 asymmetrical bear, there were a few batteries of tests done on homeless populations, I think one shelter was in Boston iirc? Anyway the positive percentage was very high, and every single one asymptomatic.

Posted by: funsize at December 11, 2020 12:01 AM (EiPf6)

553 I'm not offended by the fake ticket thing. But I know Texas has some document falsification offenses out there. I have not looked them up or done any analysis, but I'd be concerned about that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 12:01 AM (H5knJ)

554 I saw Hobo Mengele open for Marilyn Manson at Roxy in '92.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:01 AM (7Kh21)

555 That movie freaked me out when I saw it back in, what...the '70s?

1971. It was on TV by the end of the decade.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 11, 2020 12:02 AM (SchxB)

556 OT, but on a slightly serious note...

Someone up top mentioned HCQ or hydroxychloroquine.

I remember someone mentioned a doctor or doctors in an ONT last week that could prescribe hcq after a phone interview.mm

Does anyone recall that conversation or the name of the doctor or organization?

Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (q9hLt)

557 Swalwell has a young son by his current (second) wife. The poor kid looks pretty much like his Daddy:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6fa2f26

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (AMIL/)

558 > On the wifey side, Swalwell married her in 2016.

You're right.

Now I'm wondering if Wang Dang Sweet Poontang had anything to do with his divorce from the First Mrs. Eric.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (7Kh21)

559
Not a county singer, but Robert Duval looks the part. He's got the character of Gus MacRae nicely fleshed out.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (KATBx)

560 qdp et al

I think it's sloppy & exaggerated to say, "Coco Chanel was a Nazi.' From what I've read, she lived in Paris with a Wehrmacht officer during the war.

That's a long way from "being a Nazi," imo.

I never cared enough about her to really do any deep dive research into this matter, however.

I like to reserve "Nazi" as a term of art. I DON'T like to see the word cheapened to mean, "someone I really, really don't like."



Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (Cssks)

561 I saw Hobo Mengele open for Marilyn Manson at Roxy in '92.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:01 AM (7Kh21)

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I think you are mistaken. Hobo Mengele didn't tour until '94 after their big hit "Baby, does this smell rotten to you" went platinum.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2020 12:05 AM (kTF2Z)

562 Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 11, 2020 12:06 AM (SchxB)

563 When gf throws her legs and feet across me as we binge watch, hinting that she wants some rubbin', I start thinking about what I'd like to get idly rubbed in return.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 11, 2020 12:06 AM (4I/2K)

564 Slash Buzz, scroll back up a couple of comments.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 11, 2020 12:06 AM (1QQfO)

565 pixy dropping a lot of comments?
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (HCeRP)

I noticed one disappear earlier.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 11, 2020 12:06 AM (5FCda)

566 Too good to check: all the men's size S and women's size XXL shirts are sold out in OCrazyHo-TittyCaca's web store.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:08 AM (7Kh21)

567 Well, Friday morning is almost here, see all y'all tomorrow for JJ's Report.

And thanks to Dave for another great ONT. I really wonder how long it will be before we can go back to Europe, was there in 2013 - Spain & southern France - and thought we'd be back before now.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 11, 2020 12:09 AM (oGBso)

568 Too good to check: all the men's size S and women's size XXL shirts are sold out in OCrazyHo-TittyCaca's web store.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:08 AM (7Kh21)


*chortles*

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 11, 2020 12:10 AM (4I/2K)

569 Cliff Robertson looked convincing in a cowboy role, imo. He certainly didn't look ghey.

Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2020 12:10 AM (Cssks)

570 558 > On the wifey side, Swalwell married her in 2016.

You're right.

Now I'm wondering if Wang Dang Sweet Poontang had anything to do with his divorce from the First Mrs. Eric.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (7Kh21)


Good question. But I have not seen any details about his first message in the web pages I looked at to get the Fang Fang/second wife timeline worked out. I'm not going to spend time researching more about that lying liar scumbag Fartwell.

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2020 12:10 AM (AMIL/)

571 560 qdp et al

I think it's sloppy & exaggerated to say, "Coco Chanel was a Nazi.' From what I've read, she lived in Paris with a Wehrmacht officer during the war.

That's a long way from "being a Nazi," imo.

I never cared enough about her to really do any deep dive research into this matter, however.

I like to reserve "Nazi" as a term of art. I DON'T like to see the word cheapened to mean, "someone I really, really don't like."



Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (Cssks)

If she was a Wehrmacht officer she most likely was a member of the Nazi party as they were really keen on that being a thing.

It then comes down to do you mean the term to be more specific than "Was a member of the party but didn't actively commit atrocities."

Not ever member of the Klan participated in cross burning rallies when being part of it could mean the difference in quality of life at the time in certain areas where people joined them as more a social club than just a radical burn everything down movement, but they were still part of the Klan.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 12:11 AM (Ojki1)

572 Any Of This Sound Familiar?





Straight out of the left's playbook.




Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2020 10:03 PM (o7xAf)


And the proper reply a la Miranda Lambert: Gun Powder and Lead

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2020 12:11 AM (946rW)

573 Glenn Ford always looked pretty natural in a cowboy hat.

Which was something, given that he was Canadian.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:12 AM (7Kh21)

574 Does anyone recall that conversation or the name of the doctor or organization?
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (q9hLt)

Yes. I am getting it now for you

Posted by: Fang Bang at December 11, 2020 12:12 AM (2HnqU)

575 Good question. But I have not seen any details about his first message in the web pages I looked at to get the Fang Fang/second wife timeline worked out. I'm not going to spend time researching more about that lying liar scumbag Fartwell.

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2020 12:10 AM (AMIL/)


Good grief! First marriage, not first message! I Definitely time for bed!

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2020 12:12 AM (AMIL/)

576 > Good grief! First marriage, not first message!

I figured that. Good night. Time for me to check out, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:13 AM (7Kh21)

577 Forget Co-blogger, I like crotchety old bastard.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 10, 2020 11:10 PM (1QQfO)

Hiya, WD!

Looks like Big picked up the minivan, and is pleased with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:14 AM (mzC78)

578 574 Does anyone recall that conversation or the name of the doctor or organization?
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 11, 2020 12:04 AM (q9hLt)

Shibumi wrote of this a week or so ago. It costs around $95 and an HCQ knowledgable MD calls you back in 24-48 hrs
www.amercasfrontlinedoctors.com
For teledoc

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 12:15 AM (2HnqU)

579 it is as if somebody believed there were wmd in iraq, said so and then found out there were not any there.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:21 PM (4Jold)

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heh

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2020 12:15 AM (RU4sa)

580 Bete

Very few Wehrmacht officers were NSDAP members. Minuscule. The Luftwaffe more so.

Anyway, Coco was a civilian parfumier with poor taste in choosing boyfriends.

Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2020 12:15 AM (Cssks)

581 I'm fine calling Wehrmacht whores Nazis. Unfair? Oh well.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 12:18 AM (H5knJ)

582 I put on my fake mesh mask, pulled below my nose, at the very entry way of the grocery store, and rip if off as soon as I check out.

The only other time I wear it is walking through my club to get to the courts.

I would not dream of wearing it anywhere else, particularly in my home or outside.

Not a chance.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

I got one of those clear plastic face shields, a buck ninety-nine at the 99 cent store. Has gotten me into several bars, Walmart, Home Depot, and the AZ State fair grounds for the gun show. With no mask under it. Have not gotten stink-eye from anyone.

Much preferable to the face diaper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:19 AM (mzC78)

583 @spaceB0xx 2h
Looks like Scytl has/had a dev related subdomain called SAURON....

Scytl Distribution Repository http://sauron.scytl.net/maven/reports

Posted by: Tolkien effect at December 11, 2020 12:21 AM (BBWrU)

584 Zod is fucking as hard as he can.

(wipes brow, keeps fucking)

Have a heart, man. I'm not a kid anymore.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (xK9An)

LOL! Well played, Zod.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:22 AM (mzC78)

585 Did you know L.A. has a subway now?

Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at December 11, 2020 12:23 AM (KAi1n)

586 The ticket thing may not work. Most traffic cops have a area they work and no one else. So if they see a ticket and they don't remember putting it there they'll at least check the ticket and see.

Not sure but it could be a felony for writing a fake ticket or using one written elsewhere. (that's probably not a felony but I bet the traffic cop writes a real doozy.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2020 12:24 AM (wb4G5)

587 Looks like Scytl has/had a dev related subdomain called SAURON....

Posted by: Tolkien effect at December 11, 2020 12:21 AM (BBWrU)

o_O

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 11, 2020 12:24 AM (5FCda)

588 FINALLY! Nate Silver found out why his polls were wrong!!

@NateSilver538 6h
There are some confounders here, but decently strong evidence that states with bigger COVID outbreaks at the time of the election had larger polling errors

Posted by: How very 2020 at December 11, 2020 12:25 AM (BBWrU)

589 583
@spaceB0xx 2h

Looks like Scytl has/had a dev related subdomain called SAURON....

Faker

Posted by: Sargon at December 11, 2020 12:26 AM (KAi1n)

590 AOP, yes he did and yes he is. He was talking about how clean and nice it is (except for the back seat), and that's all you, far and above what I reimbursed you for. Thank you.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 11, 2020 12:26 AM (1QQfO)

591 Cliff Robertson, Gregory Peck, and Raquel Welch - all, I think, born in San Diego (La Jolla, to be precise, and I think they worked hard to get that place name on addresses for USPS, and they have their own code/zoning stuff, and ..... well, $$$ and all that).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 12:27 AM (OTzUX)

592 so has anyone clicked on the link in my nic?


which do you think is the worst of the worst social skills?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 11, 2020 12:30 AM (GIeIM)

593 BREAKING: Biden & Harris win TIME's Person of the Year

Fauci only got "Guardian of the Year" along with something called the movement for racial justice or something, and frontline workers

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen told me so at December 11, 2020 12:32 AM (BBWrU)

594 Gotta disagree in certain scenarios.

I pay for a parking permit for the street out front of my house? You damn well better not park there without a permit.

Now I'm open to arguments that anyone having to pay for parking in the first place in front of their own damn home is a bit suspect....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2020 11:47 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah, I am with you on that. Last year I lived in Calgary, they brought that bullshit into my block. Supposedly students at a nearby college were tying up street parking. I had never had a lick of trouble. Some miserable Karen was flogging a petition around to get permitted parking on the block. I told her, no way in Hell am I signing that crap. Well, it was brought in anyway. A few months later, I bought my rural place, and have been there ever since.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:33 AM (mzC78)

595 would live to buy a small abode in the outskirts of Paris one day.
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (Nyumu)

You've been to the outskirts? C'est la zone!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 12:34 AM (rt0xh)

596 Tis time.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 11, 2020 12:35 AM (KATBx)

597 How 2020 would it be if what galvanized the country was a congressman being honeypotted by someone named Fang Fang?

Posted by: Sargon at December 11, 2020 12:35 AM (KAi1n)

598 George Strait. Get it?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 10, 2020 11:50 PM (89T5c)

Corb Lund, too. He has actually been a working cowboy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:35 AM (mzC78)

599 585 Did you know L.A. has a subway now?
Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at December 11, 2020 12:23 AM (KAi1n)

Has for years. One of the reasons I suspect for the film 1990 film Predator 2 being set in the then future of 1997 was because it had that subway scene, but the subway wasn't done yet.

So they shot it in San Francisco and you can make out the BART signage on the train.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 12:36 AM (Ojki1)

600 Nazi membership and attitudes-toward varied quite a bit in the Wehrmacht. The true believers stood out (Schorner), and were somewhat rare in the higher ranks. But still, about a third of officers were party members.

After July 20, 1944, a sort of political-officer system was instituted and political "training" was increased - and the Hitler salute became common, vs. the traditional salute.

But involvement in war crimes and horrendous behavior did not track entirely with party membership or overt political orientation. Tragically, such behavior was widespread, and instances of non-compliance or resistance were rare (and usually, as with von Blaskowitz in Poland, was not a pure moral objection to crimes, but more about effects on good order and discipline, and morale).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 12:37 AM (OTzUX)

601 599
585 Did you know L.A. has a subway now?

Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at December 11, 2020 12:23 AM (KAi1n)



Has for years. One of the reasons I suspect for the film 1990 film
Predator 2 being set in the then future of 1997 was because it had that
subway scene, but the subway wasn't done yet.



So they shot it in San Francisco and you can make out the BART signage on the train.

Posted by: Bete

Seriously, did you miss my reference?

Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at December 11, 2020 12:37 AM (KAi1n)

602
Seriously, did you miss my reference?
Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at December 11, 2020 12:37 AM (KAi1n)

*Searches name*

Yep, completely missed it. ^^U

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 12:38 AM (Ojki1)

603
Cliff Robertson looked convincing in a cowboy role, imo. He certainly didn't look ghey.
Posted by: mnw


"Shame" on Batman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2020 12:40 AM (63Dwl)

604 573
Glenn Ford always looked pretty natural in a cowboy hat.



Which was something, given that he was Canadian.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:12 AM (7Kh21)

AOP, I'm surprised you didn't jump on this. They have them in Canada too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2020 12:41 AM (jK8Z7)

605 604 573
Glenn Ford always looked pretty natural in a cowboy hat.



Which was something, given that he was Canadian.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2020 12:12 AM (7Kh21)

AOP, I'm surprised you didn't jump on this. They have them in Canada too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2020 12:41 AM (jK8Z7)

But with the conversion rate they only wear 28.4 liter hats.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 12:43 AM (Ojki1)

606 I get there are shades of involvement and guilt. But on a personal level, I find it hard to care. Okay, so the Wehrmacht by and large weren't Nazis, they were just the instrument that made it possible for the Nazis to lord over Europe. But foreign women who slept with Germans? Hell, at least the Wehrmacht could claim to be fighting for their country. What can Coco Chanel claim? That she took German loads for France?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 12:43 AM (H5knJ)

607 in defense of Powell:

The whole "kraken" thing has been totally blown out of proportion. It all stems back to the early days of her talking about the evidence she's compiling about Dominion fraud. It was overwhelmingly huge and she promised us she'd release it. She also promised she'd fight hard to save America from being destroyed by Dominion.

"I'm gonna release the kraken" she said, as if to say "I'm going all out" or "I'm not pulling any punches."

That's all she meant. But people ran with it to mean she had a bunch of little reveals, drip drip drip, and then soon would drop one single monster reveal, like Obama was a space lizard or something.

It was never that.

At one point people were speculating that "the kraken" was the codename for a CIA special op that she had uncovered. It was pure Tom Clancy fantasy.

She just meant she was going to fight to her dying breath.

And for those who want to shrug and say "well she hasn't done anything" I think you're forgetting just how little you knew before she stepped onto the stage after the election.

Half the stuff we were just speculating about and now we have hard numbers, data, sworn statements, even video proof.

The other half was stuff we didn't even know to look for and now we do, stuff like being able to inject a blank ballot into a dominion system, input whatever vote you want on the machine, and have it spit out a perfectly official but fraudulent ballot.

Powell is fighting a good fight. It's also a long fight, and will only bear fruit if Trump gets his second term and can give her the power of the justice department (a restructured justice department).

Powell is a hero and hopefully is remembered as such.

Posted by: pmurT at December 11, 2020 12:43 AM (ojwvu)

608 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 11, 2020 12:45 AM (fLVm1)

609 608 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 11, 2020 12:45 AM (fLVm1)

Getting ready to vote you out for not wearing a mask.

Posted by: Karen at December 11, 2020 12:46 AM (Ojki1)

610 AOP, I'm surprised you didn't jump on this. They have them in Canada too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2020 12:41 AM (jK8Z7)

I never knew Glenn Ford was Canadian. But Western-style hats are commonplace in Alberta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:47 AM (mzC78)

611 Powell is a hero and hopefully is remembered as such.

Posted by: pmurT at December 11, 2020 12:43 AM (ojwvu)

I know that Mike Flynn thinks so. Good enough for me.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2020 12:47 AM (jK8Z7)

612 595 would live to buy a small abode in the outskirts of Paris one day.
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2020 10:14 PM (Nyumu)

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I'd have an artist's garret on the Left Bank where I would paint zee naked wimmenz and drink heavily.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2020 12:49 AM (fLVm1)

613 600 rhomboid

NONE of that has anything to do with casually calling Coca Chanel "a Nazi"! NONE.

Jayzus... did you think that SHE was in the Wehrmacht? Bete apparently does.

Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2020 12:49 AM (Cssks)

614 What can Coco Chanel claim? That she took German loads for France?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 12:43 AM (H5knJ)

Maybe she was just a slut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:49 AM (mzC78)

615 What does Coco Chanel put behind her ears to attract men?

Her ankles, of course.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 11, 2020 12:50 AM (I99aF)

616 Jayzus... did you think that SHE was in the Wehrmacht? Bete apparently does.

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Coco Chanel was less Wehrmacht and more Einsatzgruppen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2020 12:51 AM (fLVm1)

617 If you're a woman you're a slut. I you're a man you're a Paolo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2020 12:51 AM (63Dwl)

618 Yep. "I Love The Sound of Breaking Glass" is weird and wonderful.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (xK9An)

Got to meet Nick when he was here on tour. Came to our college radio station. Really down to earth. Great guy!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 12:51 AM (rt0xh)

619 ..On the wifey side, Swalwell married her in 2016. Fang Fang returned to China in 2015. Was Swalwell dating his future wife while Fang Fang was using him? I dunno. As you say, it will probably not be a Happy Holiday time for him.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2020 11:53 PM (AMIL/)




The New Wife was "instant WHITE wash" to cover over the Yellow Peril that was Fang.

And I'll betcha that the more layers that're peeled off of this particular onion, the more my rash and (humorous?) claim there will be proven to be true.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 12:51 AM (QzJWU)

620 Not every man can fill zee undershorts of the Paolo. He is, how do you say, a pantload in the world of sad leeetle men who cannot fill their own shorts.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2020 12:54 AM (fLVm1)

621 620 Not every man can fill zee undershorts of the Paolo. He is, how do you say, a pantload in the world of sad leeetle men who cannot fill their own shorts.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2020 12:54 AM (fLVm1)

I can fill shorts in a number of ways.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at December 11, 2020 12:54 AM (Ojki1)

622 The New Wife was "instant WHITE wash" to cover over the Yellow Peril that was Fang.

And I'll betcha that the more layers that're peeled off of this particular onion, the more my rash and (humorous?) claim there will be proven to be true.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 12:51 AM (QzJWU)

I wonder if Fang Fang is even alive at this point.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:55 AM (mzC78)

623 I want torment for Swallwell. TORMENT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2020 12:56 AM (fLVm1)

624 BREAKING: Biden & Harris win TIME's Person of the Year

Fauci only got "Guardian of the Year" along with something called the movement for racial justice or something, and frontline workers
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen told me so at December 11, 2020 12:32 AM (BBWrU)

================


LOL! I just commented somewhere that the only reason they nominated both Trump and Biden was so that they could have their own little wish-fulfillment fantasy of Trump losing to Biden.

I assumed that Fauci would have been their next choice, as authoritarian of the year. They had a picture of George Floyd too, but obviously imprisoning the country and "defeating" Trump have to be higher priorities.

What do I win?

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 12:56 AM (hOOi9)

625 Shibumi wrote of this a week or so ago. It costs around $95 and an HCQ knowledgable MD calls you back in 24-48 hrs
www.amercasfrontlinedoctors.com
For teledoc
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 12:15 AM (2HnqU)


That link didn't work for me.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 11, 2020 12:56 AM (ofYez)

626 mnw - stand down

I did not read nor was I contributing to the Coco discussion per se, just doing a relevant tangent.

ONT.

Rambling thread.

Just got here.

I have no view of any kind on Coco Chanel.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 12:57 AM (OTzUX)

627 But involvement in war crimes and horrendous
behavior did not track entirely with party membership or overt political
orientation. Tragically, such behavior was widespread, and instances
of non-compliance or resistance were rare (and usually, as with von
Blaskowitz in Poland, was not a pure moral objection to crimes, but more
about effects on good order and discipline, and morale).





Posted by: rhomboid

There's a book called "Tapping Hitler's Generals" which is a compilation of transcripts of captured German generals held in England during the war. Quite a bit of diversity among the various attitudes. Hard to tell who's genuine but a few really did seem to resent and were disgusted at being instruments of genocide.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 12:58 AM (KAi1n)

628 I have no view of any kind on Coco Chanel.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 12:57 AM (OTzUX)

---------

What are your thoughts on Edward VIII?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2020 12:58 AM (fLVm1)

629 625 Shibumi wrote of this a week or so ago. It costs around $95 and an HCQ knowledgable MD calls you back in 24-48 hrs
www.amercasfrontlinedoctors.com
For teledoc
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 12:15 AM (2HnqU)

That link didn't work for me.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 11, 2020 12:56 AM (ofYez)

Looks like a typo, as https://www.americasfrontlinedoctors.com/ comes up for me.

No idea if the site is a legit one or a scammer though. I am also not a lawyer, and am not (much) of a floatation device just to get the disclaimers out of the way.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 12:59 AM (Ojki1)

630 That link didn't work for me.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 11, 2020 12:56 AM (ofYez)

Typo in the link. Try this:


https://www.americasfrontlinedoctors.com/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:59 AM (mzC78)

631 I've kept my parents locked up since March. Literally locked up. I've done all of their shopping for them, run every errand, and at one point parked my car over their driveway so they couldn't get out, because I am absolutely determined they are not going to increase the burden on our brilliant health service. Our brilliant frontline workers have been working incredibly hard over months and are exhausted, so to take unnecessary risks with the NHS now strikes me as being extremely foolhardy. That's why I supported the measures last week. I've seen my area go into Tier 2, where there are still restrictions on the way people can go about their lives. - Conservative MP Caroline Nokes

Posted by: Tory twaddle at December 11, 2020 12:59 AM (BBWrU)

632 There's a book called "Tapping Hitler's Generals"

----------

And I will autograph your copy for just $50.

Posted by: Lili Von Schtupp at December 11, 2020 01:00 AM (fLVm1)

633 As nice as torment for Swallwell (and many others) would be, it's utterly worthless if Trump doesn't get a second term.

For various reasons, nothing in the political realm really matters much other than that right now.

Unless somebody has another Trump tucked away somewhere ready to emerge, seize a major party nomination, and actually pursue smart effective and popular policies on the biggest issues.

And then, you'll still run into that weeee little problem of election integrity being added to the arsenal of the Uniparty to block any such unpleasant reappearance of a black swan.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:01 AM (OTzUX)

634
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 12:51 AM (QzJWU)

I wonder if Fang Fang is even alive at this point.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That Fang looks like my third wife, or maybe her sister.


Court said I lost the trailer both times, so so she musta had a sister.

Posted by: Miklos Biden at December 11, 2020 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

635 I have no view of any kind on Coco Chanel.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 12:57 AM (OTzUX)

You have to upgrade to the premium cable package to get the Coco Chanel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:01 AM (mzC78)

636 ..I wonder if Fang Fang is even alive at this point.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 12:55 AM (mzC7



Whom is this nonperson of which you speak?


/CCP


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

637 Hard to tell who's genuine but a few really did seem to resent and were disgusted at being instruments of genocide.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 12:58 AM (KAi1n)

---------

That's bullshit postwar revisionism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2020 01:02 AM (fLVm1)

638 Conservative MP Caroline Nokes
Posted by: Tory twaddle at December 11, 2020 12:59 AM (BBWrU)

What was that quote of C.S. Lewis and the "tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims" again?

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:03 AM (Ojki1)

639 The UK is gone, most likely, as the deranged Conservative MP cited above illustrates. And unlike Trump, BoJo has really barely even been a speed-bump or a pause in the free-fall.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:03 AM (OTzUX)

640 Whom is this nonperson of which you speak?


/CCP


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

Well, it would be very convenient for the CCP if she were to perish in a tragic kiln explosion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:04 AM (mzC78)

641 ..Court said I lost the trailer both times, so so she musta had a sister.

Posted by: Miklos Biden at December 11, 2020 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)



I told you not to date Tornado Feng, but did'ja listen t'me?

Nooooooooo.

An' ah even told'ja twaice't.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:04 AM (QzJWU)

642 There's a book called "Tapping Hitler's Generals" which is a compilation of transcripts of captured German generals held in England during the war.
Posted by: SFGoth

Parts have been published in Enligish.

Fascinating, as my Professors used to say.

Posted by: Miklos, from the John Batchelor Show at December 11, 2020 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

643 Powell is a hero and hopefully is remembered as such.

Posted by: pmurT at December 11, 2020 12:43 AM (ojwvu)

I know that Mike Flynn thinks so. Good enough for me.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2020 12:47 AM (jK8Z7)

==================


Maybe this will sound funny, but when I saw her speak in that joint press conference with Rudy, and she spoke with such unbridled patriotism, and such steadfastness and determination as she takes on so many the most powerful forces on Earth "We will NOT be intimidated!", and she means it, plus she's do so darned TALL ...

Uncorrupt, and uncorruptible, too.

All I could think was "George Washington".

She's really the General taking on the greater fight - that of restoring the life blood of our democratic republic, OUR VOTE, not just in the 2020 POTUS election, but all elections. Also, rooting out the corrupt officials bought by foreigners making it all happen, both Dem and Republican.

She described it as a new American Revolution, and she's right. I trust what she says about this above all others.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 01:06 AM (hOOi9)

644 An' ah even told'ja twaice't.



Jim



*tightens jib, lays anchor*

Posted by: Miklos, lifetime learner at December 11, 2020 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

645 There's a book called "Tapping Hitler's Generals" which is a compilation of transcripts of captured German generals held in England during the war.
Posted by: SFGoth

Parts have been published in Enligish.

Fascinating, as my Professors used to say.
Posted by: Miklos, from the John Batchelor Show at December 11, 2020 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

One wonders exactly how many German generals were captured and kept as POW's in England during the war. Can't have been many.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:08 AM (mzC78)

646 I think Powell may not be the one controlling the release of the Kraken, she knows about it but it's not her say. I also think it is the major crime case, treason, espionage, massive conspiracy and so on, and I think with all the e-resources available to the white hats the evidence is the Kraken.

Posted by: yop at December 11, 2020 01:08 AM (nqhkI)

647 ..Well, it would be very convenient for the CCP if she were to perish in a tragic kiln explosion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:04 AM (mzC7



She cannot perish, who has never yet existed.

Grass. Hoppah.

*shoves files over to Winston Smith's cubicle*


/CCP


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

648 Well the Trent Park recorded conversations wouldn't really be revisionism, they'd be primary material, but as SFGoth says, the question would be about sincerity and honesty in what was said.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:09 AM (OTzUX)

649 637
Hard to tell who's genuine but a few really did seem to resent and were disgusted at being instruments of genocide.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 12:58 AM (KAi1n)



---------



That's bullshit postwar revisionism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Are you saying the transcripts were revised? The tapes were made from 1943-1945 so it's not post-war and these were not the bigshot generals though people like me and Rhomboid probably recognize most of the names. Bear in mind that kicking Jews out to the Urals, or wherever, is one thing; genocide was still a tough dish for most of the rank-and-file generals.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 01:10 AM (KAi1n)

650 FedEx is so weird. About once a month I send an envelope overnight delivery from here in Spokane to Olympia. It goes from here, to Tennessee, to Olympia. Every time.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (zNpyh)

Memphis is central sorting for FEDEX. Although I thought they opened a west coast sort to take advantage of the time zone difference, especially for packages staying on the west coast.

Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at December 11, 2020 01:11 AM (qyH+l)

651 Is there an update on Sidney Powell, BTW? I thought she was going to be on Lou Dobbs the other night but I missed it, and didn't find any videos of it.

I saw Lou Dobbs, BTW, dare to explicitly say that he intentionally and purposefully will NOT be referring to Biden as "President-Elect", no matter what anybody says. He's the main opinion anchor guy on Fox Business News (FBN) in the evening.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 01:11 AM (hOOi9)

652
One wonders exactly how many German generals were captured and kept as POW's in England during the war. Can't have been many.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:08 AM (mzC7

59 over the course of the war according to this BBC article: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9t3ne4y

Article also makes it sound like they were seriously stupid and didn't think the British we listening to their conversations, so probably not the best and brightest.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:13 AM (Ojki1)

653 .Well, it would be very convenient for the CCP if she were to perish in a tragic kiln explosion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But...she was making we a an economically and politically influential pot

Posted by: Miklos, my Delta name is Otter at December 11, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

654 653 .Well, it would be very convenient for the CCP if she were to perish in a tragic kiln explosion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But...she was making we a an economically and politically influential pot
Posted by: Miklos, my Delta name is Otter at December 11, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

To be sold at the Pottery Barn for $59.99.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:14 AM (Ojki1)

655 Grass. Hoppah.

*shoves files over to Winston Smith's cubicle*


/CCP


Jim

Observe.

Pebble is in hand.

Now try Wrist Rocket

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at December 11, 2020 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

656 To be sold at the Pottery Barn for $59.99.
Posted by: Bete


X 1.000,000 bibnis is bidnis

Posted by: Miklos lao Peng Jo at December 11, 2020 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

657 ..FedEx is so weird. About once a month I send an envelope overnight delivery from here in Spokane to Olympia. It goes from here, to Tennessee, to Olympia. Every time.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (zNpyh)

Memphis is central sorting for FEDEX. Although I thought they opened a west coast sort to take advantage of the time zone difference, especially for packages staying on the west coast.

Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at December 11, 2020 01:11 AM (qyH+l)



If you've ever read the story of the Master's Thesis by the founder of FedEx, which was rejected by his University Masters' Mentor, then you'd know this one salient fact:

The Central Hub Processing of ALL the shipments, was KEY to making the entire thing WORK.

Previous "overnight" attempts had focused on trying to route aircraft "from here to there" on "most efficient" routes.

Mayhem, ensued. ALWAYS.

The FedEx model was: ALL comes TO Memphis, gets sorted and ALL goes OUT from Memphis, all the way down to single engine Cessna Caravan aircraft, to final distribution points.

One huge overnight Pulse movement.

IN.

OUT.

His theory as postulated in his proposed Thesis, WORKED.

Here's what I wanna know.

What was the fate of the Mentor who rejected his Thesis?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:18 AM (QzJWU)

658 Article also makes it sound like they were seriously
stupid and didn't think the British we listening to their
conversations, so probably not the best and brightest.





Posted by: Bete

I think the article is biased. There were some convinced Nazis and they assumed they were being bugged. I think the rest either didn't give a shit since they figured the Allies were winning and others were just bored out of their minds and so didn't give a shit for that reason.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 01:19 AM (KAi1n)

659 ..Observe.

Pebble is in hand.

Now try Wrist Rocket

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at December 11, 2020 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)



That's not a pebble.

And you're gonna be needing a Sani-Wipe.

*zips pants*


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

660 59 over the course of the war according to this BBC article: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9t3ne4y

Article also makes it sound like they were seriously stupid and didn't think the British we listening to their conversations, so probably not the best and brightest.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:13 AM (Ojki1)

Thanks for the link. Interesting, indeed. One wonders, though, if maybe some of the generals suspected they were being bugged, and carried out some playacting?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:21 AM (mzC78)

661 I think the article is biased.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 01:19 AM (KAi1n)

It is from the BBC after all.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:21 AM (Ojki1)

662 Well Again


Having escaped once, I know there is no Plan B


Plan A-America, Trump

Plan B- Biden, Barbados


Posted by: Miklos, thought he had already been there and done that at December 11, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

663 ..Plan B- Biden, Barbados

Posted by: Miklos, thought he had already been there and done that at December 11, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)



I have the funds by which to escape. Will Barbados accept me and my funds and my armaments?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:25 AM (QzJWU)

664 651 Is there an update on Sidney Powell, BTW? I thought she was going to be on Lou Dobbs the other night but I missed it, and didn't find any videos of it.

She was on Lou Dobbs tonight, it seems. See #18

Posted by: Kraken > Bidenzuela at December 11, 2020 01:25 AM (BBWrU)

665 I think thousands and thousands of German officers passed through the facilities with eavesdropping set up, and hundreds of Italian officers. Don't know the number of which rank.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:26 AM (OTzUX)

666 I think Powell may not be the one controlling the release of the Kraken, she knows about it but it's not her say. I also think it is the major crime case, treason, espionage, massive conspiracy and so on, and I think with all the e-resources available to the white hats the evidence is the Kraken.
Posted by: yop at December 11, 2020 01:08 AM (nqhkI)


========================


Basically, yes.

She was asked about the "Kraken" recently, and gave a laughably BS story about how SHE was "the Kraken". It didn't even make sense, grammatically, and she's a top notch lawyer. I believe everything she says, but that doesn't count, because it's an obvious cover story for security reasons.

It's become clear to me that "the Kraken" refers to an army intelligence unit that deals with cyber security. It's their nickname. She probably figured nobody would get the reference, when she first brought it up, and later they decided she needed to obfuscate about it. Intelligence people like to keep a low profile, of course.

Undoubtedly it was this Kraken that was behind the Frankfurt raid, and it sure looks like they were battling the CIA, who are apparently black hats in this. Probably the DoJ and FBI are also involved (in a bad way) or just not trustworthy, given their recent and ongoing record.

So this thing is getting investigated, all right, and by people with no sense of humor about it, and who are not screwing around. 11/3 was essentially a major attack on our country - arguably a bigger deal than 9/11, or even Pearl Harbor - and the military doesn't respond politely to that.

There have been some crazy rumors about the CIA Director, but what isn't crazy is that she may have been quietly removed from her position, and maybe even taken into custody, given that the CIA appears to have been party to the attack.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 01:27 AM (hOOi9)

667 Thanks for the link. Interesting, indeed. One wonders, though, if maybe some of the generals suspected they were being bugged, and carried out some playacting?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:21 AM (mzC7

You'd have to be Obama level arrogant not to at least consider that I would think. I guess the only way to know would be to compare what was recovered from listening to what was found to be the case on the ground.

And then know of course Intelligence is almost certainly going to play up their vital role in this.

It also wouldn't shock me though if the article blends spying on generals and regular soldiers when it talks how this being how they heard the German Army was part of carrying out the Holocaust.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:28 AM (Ojki1)

668 *zips pants*


/snrk


Jim

Adherents of The Way!

This one may only approach the Temple by sea!

With the soundings of the traditional shell-horns!

Posted by: Miklos, identifying as Retired Samoan Chieftain and Wrestler at December 11, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

669 "I can't be a consensus builder. Why not? Because I can't trade. Bill Brennon, who was a [constitutional] evolutionist, could go to his college and say 'I want to change the constitution this far,' and they'd say 'gee Bill I can't go that far.' and Bill would say 'well, what about this far?' You see? He could deal? Now, I can't deal. I'm following the text. What can I say?"

- Scalia

We could use nine of him right now.

Posted by: pmurT at December 11, 2020 01:28 AM (ojwvu)

670 She was on Lou Dobbs tonight, it seems. See #18
Posted by: Kraken > Bidenzuela at December 11, 2020 01:25 AM (BBWrU)


Thanks! I will check that out!

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 01:29 AM (hOOi9)

671 How is it possible that the only thing the CIA can do right is impede an American military operation?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 01:30 AM (KAi1n)

672 Ace and his 'pittie' love affair.

Maybe he should do a little research on rescue pitbulls eating their new owners' faces.

This is not a rare occurrence. They are bred to fight.

rant off/

Hey, free food is enticing, and sneaking into a hotel to get a continental breakfast is one way to go about it. As the photo indicates, though, make sure it's a busy hotel to avoid suspicion.

Clever, and will work for most anyone. The one I always heard about was people searching out wedding receptions to cadge from...

They usually are serving up a better grade of chow. Just wear a suit. Avoid small talk. Eat and fucking run.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2020 01:30 AM (veMj1)

673 Well, yesterday, I built a steel shelving unit, and today, I hung it on the wall in the garage, getting rid of some clutter that was getting in the way of me working in there.

I had some 4-foot hunks of commercial steel shelving in various widths, and some old bed rails. It was easy to weld them together. What was not easy? Drilling holes in the bed rails to mount the thing on the wall with screws. That shitty wrought iron used in bed rails is harder than Chinese arithmetic. I must have broken at least six drill bits, and I lost count of the time spent resharpening bits.

I'd like to see the Forged in Fire dudes try to make weapons out of old bed rails.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:31 AM (mzC78)

674 I have the funds by which to escape. Will Barbados accept me and my funds and my armaments?



Jim

Darn easy, old chap

https://barbadoswelcomestamp.bb/

with benefit motivationings


https://tinyurl.com/y6md45w6

Posted by: Miklos, identifying as Retired Samoan Chieftain and Wrestler at December 11, 2020 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

675 - Scalia



We could use nine of him right now.

Posted by: pmurT

With 9 Scalias, the flag-burning case would have been 9-0 in favor of the burners.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 01:32 AM (KAi1n)

676 Because her kraken keeps turning out to be a scuttle fish
Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (PTDkx)

You guys don't want Kraken you want instant coffee!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 01:32 AM (rt0xh)

677 Don't think things will actually be so bad many will want to "escape", there won't be a "civil war", but things should be as bad as 2009-2016, or a bit worse. Depends on what exactly you're talking about.

But the sickening thing is what *won't be*. The likely things that would just not happen.

And the surreal nightmare of one the best/most effective presidents in history being replaced by a non-entity who barely even had a campaign - and choosing which option is more appalling ..... actually elected, or installed via massive fraud?

Looking at the last 9 months, if this turns out the wrong way, it's pretty frightening. It's *already* mind-blowing, the science-free tyranny and vandalism of society, with no institution, constitution, or even character within the populace to resist it or stop it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:32 AM (OTzUX)

678 270 I'm thinking that if FedEx can only have one hub, it should be in Lawrence Kansas, right smack in the center of the lower 48 states.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

At one time it was Memphis but that was ages ago

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 01:34 AM (rt0xh)

679 It's the stuff of nightmares for children, as Father Christmas is rushed into hospital and nursed back to health in an emotional new appeal advert from NHS Charities Together.

The touching film, entitled The Gift, which celebrates NHS staff and volunteers, features a dramatic opening, with a very poorly Santa wheeled into a medical ward by paramedics and given oxygen.

It appears to be touch and go, with machines beeping and staff in full PPE as they do their best to resuscitate the elderly gentleman.

Thankfully he pulls through and over the coming days is nursed back to health by the caring ward staff. ...

In a social media post, the charity said: "We're delighted to share our Christmas campaign and video, which has been made possible thanks to generous brand partners. We adore the ad and dedicate it to all NHS workers who've given everything to care and keep us safe."

Many people admitted the advert brought them to tears, with one social media user tweeting: I absolutely love this Christmas film! Thank you to everyone involved. Another wrote on Facebook: "Made me cry in a good way! So beautiful."

Posted by: Pulls the UK heart strings at December 11, 2020 01:35 AM (BBWrU)

680 Coco Chanel rode a tank, held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged, and the bodies stank...

Not really. This is just the internet talking.

Posted by: klaftern at December 11, 2020 01:35 AM (RuIsu)

681 625 Shibumi wrote of this a week or so ago. It costs around $95 and an HCQ knowledgable MD calls you back in 24-48 hrs
www.amercasfrontlinedoctors.com
For teledoc
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 12:15 AM (2HnqU)

That link didn't work for me.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 11, 2020 12:56 AM (ofYez)

weird.
I copied and searched and it didn't come up.
Then I typed 3 words separately in the search engine americas frontline doctors

and the link came right up, and yes, HCQ is right on the front page.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2020 01:36 AM (sy5kK)

682 And the surreal nightmare of one the best/most effective presidents in history being replaced by a non-entity who barely even had a campaign - and choosing which option is more appalling ..... actually elected, or installed via massive fraud?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:32 AM (OTzUX)

The fraud would be worse. At least if so many people rose up they will have earned the "Good and Hard," and as bad as it sucked it would at least be just and earned.

The other way shows we are just sheep enough to be taken over and be fleeced, at least the first shows we chose to become mutton.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:37 AM (Ojki1)

683 FedEx is so weird. About once a month I send an envelope overnight delivery from here in Spokane to Olympia. It goes from here, to Tennessee, to Olympia. Every time.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (zNpyh)

Memphis is central sorting for FEDEX. Although I thought they opened a west coast sort to take advantage of the time zone difference, especially for packages staying on the west coast.
Posted by: Jack D. Ripper
---------

This is actually a famous problem, see: Geometric median:
https://tinyurl.com/yypv77ao

If it were just a matter of population distribution, it would be easy, but transportation, and actual travel times/distances considerably complicate matters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2020 01:37 AM (AytXr)

684 679 It's the stuff of nightmares for children, as Father Christmas is rushed into hospital and nursed back to health in an emotional new appeal advert from NHS Charities Together.

The touching film, entitled The Gift, which celebrates NHS staff and volunteers, features a dramatic opening, with a very poorly Santa wheeled into a medical ward by paramedics and given oxygen.

It appears to be touch and go, with machines beeping and staff in full PPE as they do their best to resuscitate the elderly gentleman.

Thankfully he pulls through and over the coming days is nursed back to health by the caring ward staff. ...

In a social media post, the charity said: "We're delighted to share our Christmas campaign and video, which has been made possible thanks to generous brand partners. We adore the ad and dedicate it to all NHS workers who've given everything to care and keep us safe."

Many people admitted the advert brought them to tears, with one social media user tweeting: I absolutely love this Christmas film! Thank you to everyone involved. Another wrote on Facebook: "Made me cry in a good way! So beautiful."
Posted by: Pulls the UK heart strings at December 11, 2020 01:35 AM (BBWrU)

Krampus is much less of a horror film about the holidays.

And more realistic.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:38 AM (Ojki1)

685 As nice as torment for Swallwell (and many others) would be, it's utterly worthless if Trump doesn't get a second term.
...
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:01 AM (OTzUX)


======================


When I "put two and two together", what I get is that this is somehow related to the fight against TheSteal (coup).

Why would this come out NOW?

This is some sort of MESSAGE being sent from the intelligence community - from White Hats. Maybe it's a message that the control of the CIA has been re-taken by the good guys.

I don't mean it's a message to US. I mean it's a message to the bad actors, that their side has been compromised, and you better take advantage of a closing window of opportunity to come clean.

I also think that the Hunter Biden "news" is just to try to take attention away for all the info coming out proving TheSteal. It means nothing anyway, unless Trump wins, and finally has a chance to clean up the DoJ sewer.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 01:39 AM (hOOi9)

686 270 I'm thinking that if FedEx can only have one hub, it should be in Lawrence Kansas, right smack in the center of the lower 48 states.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

At one time it was Memphis but that was ages ago
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 01:34 AM (rt0xh)

It would make more sense to have the one hub close to the population center of gravity, rather than the physical center of gravity. Works out to shorter flights that way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:39 AM (mzC78)

687 625 Shibumi wrote of this a week or so ago. It costs around $95 and an HCQ knowledgable MD calls you back in 24-48 hrs
www.amercasfrontlinedoctors.com
For teledoc
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 12:15 AM (2HnqU)


Yeah, I copied that post and saved it to a notepad file.

Just in case. I'd do the HCQ protocol without hesitation. I have everything else but the HCQ.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2020 01:39 AM (veMj1)

688 Miklos.

The Barbados invite looks "inviting". But is for only 12 months.

Says nothing of my being a Heavily Armed Immigrant who might wish to immigrate and fully integrate as a Barbados Citizen?

I can open up a business as a Shooting Academy.

I won't lack for equipment, merely for a facility.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

689 The touching film, entitled The Gift, which celebrates NHS staff and volunteers, features a dramatic opening, with a very poorly Santa wheeled into a medical ward by paramedics and given oxygen.
Posted by: Pulls the UK heart strings at December 11, 2020 01:35 AM

Looks like the UK still has some dissenters:

There were over 1,000 upvotes for "Disgusting manipulative nonsense" and nearly 800 for "How horrible to show Santa unwell, like kids aren't worried enough." "This is disgusting," came in third with nearly 700, and fourth place continued the theme with "NHS Propaganda nonsense. Disgusting."

Posted by: Can reindeer catch COVID? at December 11, 2020 01:41 AM (BBWrU)

690 I've been in Lichtenstein. To get you passport stamped, you had to go the gas station talk a click up the road (and on the wrong side!) and pay the man half a Swiss Franc.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2020 01:41 AM (qyH+l)

691 The touching film, entitled The Gift, which celebrates NHS staff and volunteers, features a dramatic opening, with a very poorly Santa wheeled into a medical ward by paramedics and given oxygen.
Posted by: Pulls the UK heart strings at December 11, 2020 01:35 AM

Looks like the UK still has some dissenters:

There were over 1,000 upvotes for "Disgusting manipulative nonsense" and nearly 800 for "How horrible to show Santa unwell, like kids aren't worried enough." "This is disgusting," came in third with nearly 700, and fourth place continued the theme with "NHS Propaganda nonsense. Disgusting."
Posted by: Can reindeer catch COVID? at December 11, 2020 01:41 AM (BBWrU)

There is already a film called The Gift.

It is not an uplifting tale for most people.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:43 AM (Ojki1)

692 Dec 10 2020 Motion of L. Lin Wood for leave to file amicus brief
Dec 10 2020 Motion of Steve Bullock, in his official capacity as Governor of Montana for leave to file amicus brief submitted.

Posted by: More SCOTUS filings at December 11, 2020 01:45 AM (BBWrU)

693 This is actually a famous problem, see: Geometric median:
https://tinyurl.com/yypv77ao
...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2020 01:37 AM (AytXr)


Well that's interesting! I'm surprised a math guy like myself hasn't heard of that before.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 01:45 AM (hOOi9)

694 This is what Fang Fang reminded me of. Remember this?
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/384325.php

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 01:45 AM (KAi1n)

695 I've done some digging. Turns out Coco's role in WWII was far more sinister than is commonly known. Did you know that:

1. Coco personally led elements of the Hermann Goering SS division in conducting reprisals in Italy.

2. Chanel No. 5 was originally made from the tears of Europe's gypsy population.

3. Zyklon B was concentrated Mademoiselle Chanel.

These are certified internet facts, which I have personally verified and will swear to under penalty of perjury in a court of law.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 01:45 AM (H5knJ)

696 I've been in Lichtenstein. To get you passport stamped, you had to go the gas station talk a click up the road (and on the wrong side!) and pay the man half a Swiss Franc.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2020 01:41 AM (qyH+l)

I went to Greenland, and never got my passport stamped. No Customs staff on duty at the airport. I asked somebody from the airline, and got told, "well, you can go into Illulissat, and get it stamped at the police station, but there's no time for that. Helicopter is waiting to take you to the rig."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:46 AM (mzC78)

697 AOP, it'd be a Danish passport stamp, right?

Wonder if you get butter cookies with it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:48 AM (OTzUX)

698 ..
These are certified internet facts, which I have personally verified and will swear to under penalty of perjury in a court of law.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 01:45 AM (H5knJ)



You'll have to swear to all that in the Court of Miklos, with the Appaalete Court of Zod to review.

You sure you wanna GO there?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

699 There is already a film called The Gift.

It is not an uplifting tale for most people.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 01:43 AM (Ojki1)

There is also a very fine song called "The Gift", by Ian Tyson. It is an homage to painter Charlie Russell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:50 AM (mzC78)

700 In German, "Gift" means poison.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 01:50 AM (KAi1n)

701 What was the fate of the Mentor who rejected his Thesis?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


He received one share of FEDEX?

Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2020 01:51 AM (qyH+l)

702 AOP, it'd be a Danish passport stamp, right?

Wonder if you get butter cookies with it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2020 01:48 AM (OTzUX)

I guess it would be, but Greenland has a certain amount of home rule, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 01:52 AM (mzC78)

703
Well that's interesting! I'm surprised a math guy like myself hasn't heard of that before.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer
---------

It's frustrating, in that I studied it a long time ago, and cannot recall why I was doing it. Probably had to do with some AI work I was doing at the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2020 01:52 AM (pbStR)

704 Clay Travis's rant on Outkick about Karaepernick was hilarious today.

I gotta say, I'd actually try some that Kraep ice cream (non-dairy, so not real ice cream) if that dickhead's name were not attached to it.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 11, 2020 01:52 AM (oZuI0)

705 or that something she says is true, that would be nice
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 10, 2020 11:02 PM (4Jold)

and you know that it's not?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 01:53 AM (rt0xh)

706 Because she has proved to be pretty much a windbag. Much like Rudy. Trump has no one serious representing him.
Posted by: Lee at December 10, 2020 10:40 PM (YaTIT)

Maybe the most appropriate hash in AoS history, ya tit.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2020 01:54 AM (uEbPt)

707 It would make more sense to have the one hub close to the population center of gravity, rather than the physical center of gravity. Works out to shorter flights that way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It would make more sense to drive to AZ and get the transmission on the Road Trip Car fixed for less than the $781 I just paid.

AOP would get a ride to a TX MoMe.

*also need help to put steer horns on 2001 VW Golf ragtop*

*ALSO CHANGE HORN TO TEXAS STYLE*

Posted by: Miklos, identifying as Retired Samoan Chieftain and Wrestler at December 11, 2020 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

708 My bourbon glass is empty.

*mourns*

A bit late to pour a refill, and so, I must retire.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 01:55 AM (QzJWU)

709
If you've ever read the story of the Master's Thesis by the founder of FedEx, which was rejected by his University Masters' Mentor, then you'd know this one salient fact:

The Central Hub Processing of ALL the shipments, was KEY to making the entire thing WORK.

Previous "overnight" attempts had focused on trying to route aircraft "from here to there" on "most efficient" routes.
--------

When I had my software company in the '90's, one of my programmers, a good kid and good worker, told me a story of when he went to his first computer class in college.
The prof started talking about his background, and said that he was standing there teaching because of FedEx.
Seems that when it was first starting up, he interviewed for what today would be called the CIO, or Chief Information Officer position.
He interviewed with the founder, so it must have been this guy.
Anyway, he had signed an NDA for the interview, and when the founder told him the details of the new idea business plan of overnight shipping, he said something like "Wait a minute. Why would anyone spend twenty bucks to get a letter across the country overnight, when a stamp costs a quarter?"

The founder thanked him for his time and ended the interview. That guy became an IT professor, and later, was teaching my future employee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2020 01:55 AM (sy5kK)

710 In German, "Gift" means poison.
Posted by: SFGoth

One man's fish is another man's poisson.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at December 11, 2020 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)

711 Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim

Abast ye mateys, last man down shall feel the ship!

Posted by: As explained to Miklos at December 11, 2020 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

712 One man's fish is another man's poisson.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse
---------

Your One man's fish is another man's poisson.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse

---

Your poincare is well made.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2020 02:00 AM (AytXr)

713 389 Forget Co-blogger, I like crotchety old bastard.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 10, 2020 11:10 PM (1QQfO)

The former leads to the latter....or so I've been told...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 02:01 AM (rt0xh)

714 the scotus bid is done by anti-democracy Republicans according to MSLSD

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 11, 2020 02:03 AM (BZBAG)

715 One man's fish is another man's poisson.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at December 11, 2020 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)

That sums it up. Period.

Posted by: OK, it's a math joke at December 11, 2020 02:03 AM (BBWrU)

716 Ha! Reddit has banned the word combination "Hunter Biden"
https://media.thedonald.win/post/VXGkhPER.jpeg
Autoflagged as inappropriate and shut down.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 11, 2020 02:04 AM (buTO7)

717 712 One man's fish is another man's poisson.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse
---------

Your One man's fish is another man's poisson.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse

---

Your poincare is well made.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2020 02:00 AM (AytXr)

Oh, the carp-y puns are back.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:04 AM (Ojki1)

718 The thing about "Gift" meaning poison in German is that it has the same root cognate as the English "gift".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 02:05 AM (KAi1n)

719 >>Test.
Posted by: Bete at December 10, 2020 11:41 PM (Ojki1)


Yay!

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:05 AM (ngLJ+)

720 ..The founder thanked him for his time and ended the interview. That guy became an IT professor, and later, was teaching my future employee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2020 01:55 AM (sy5kK)



This is a huge reason why you will be On Staff at the 2021 Tx Mo Meet.

PLAN to be there for most of Thursday's work plans.

This has already been agreed to by what passes as the organization as whut plans the damn thing.

You're inducted. The rest, is up to you.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/zzzz, Horde

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

721 719 >>Test.
Posted by: Bete at December 10, 2020 11:41 PM (Ojki1)


Yay!

Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:05 AM (ngLJ+)

Hey Mlii. Intentional early start or can't sleep?

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:06 AM (Ojki1)

722 I think anybody who is foolishly crapping on Sidney Powell, or have doubts my interpretation of "the Kraken", needs to go read #18.

That's EXPLOSIVE stuff, and where do you imagine she got it?

This stuff takes a little time, boys and girls! And there's a time and a place for the "good stuff" to come out, considering there are bad guys to apprehend before they disappear into the woodwork.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 02:06 AM (hOOi9)

723 Supposedly, Chinese media is commiserating with Christine Fang in drawing the short straw.

Posted by: Spy work can be a real pooper at December 11, 2020 02:06 AM (BBWrU)

724 The thing about "Gift" meaning poison in German is that it has the same root cognate as the English "gift".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 02:05 AM (KAi1n)

I took a year of German, lo, these many years ago, and I believe this was explained to me, as to how it came about, but I forget.

Anyhow, it is nap time for tired Peons. be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2020 02:08 AM (mzC78)

725 Your poincare is well made.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

https://tinyurl.com/y3qkkex5

Posted by: Mikos "Fritz" Feld at December 11, 2020 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

726 Zod is fucking as hard as he can.

(wipes brow, keeps fucking)

Have a heart, man. I'm not a kid anymore.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2020 11:24 PM (xK9An)+

* Snort *
I love this place!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 02:08 AM (rt0xh)

727 Fuck, the shitty troll is back with wall o' text.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 11, 2020 02:11 AM (oZuI0)

728 Circuit Judge Thomas Clark II dismissed the prosecutor Kim Gardner in the Mark McCloskey case (though not in his wife's case). In short, the Circuit Attorney's conduct raises the appearance that she initiated a criminal prosecution for political purposes

Posted by: Dude, II is just Jr, no need for Roman numerals (yet) at December 11, 2020 02:12 AM (BBWrU)

729 455 61 I will be going out tomorrow to do my COVID testing rounds amoungst my homeless housing units..as I have been doing since last July...spikes I am not seeing...so
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 10, 2020 10:09 PM (u1WYs)

Is that what we're calling hobo harvesting these days?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 02:12 AM (rt0xh)

730 Have a heart, man. I'm not a kid anymore.
Posted by: Zod

Bullshit

There is no Zod, only ZOD

Posted by: MIKLOS at December 11, 2020 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

731 >>Hey Mlii. Intentional early start or can't sleep?
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:06 AM (Ojki1

Can't sleep

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:13 AM (ngLJ+)

732 I think the wall o' text troll happened after I arrived yesterday morning, too.

Huh.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:14 AM (ngLJ+)

733 I love this place!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

Is Slav Friendly

Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at December 11, 2020 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

734 Ken Paxton, the Attorney General of Texas, is under a federal investigation and would love a presidential pardon. His lawsuit is just more performative leg humping by someone desperate to curry favor with President Trump. - Erick Erickson.

Posted by: He said it, not me at December 11, 2020 02:16 AM (BBWrU)

735 I think the wall o' text troll happened after I arrived yesterday morning, too.

Huh.
Posted by: My life is insanity

The good thing about insanity, is that it can be more, and better.

Posted by: Miklod. sd indiffererent as any penguin at December 11, 2020 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

736 733 I think the wall o' text troll happened after I arrived yesterday morning, too.

Huh.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:14 AM (ngLJ+)

Not to dull the sign of your arriving, but that troll started early last night but dulling CoBs were nuking him for a good number of hours.

CBD even praised us for not quoting it.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:22 AM (Ojki1)

737 Apparently, it is time to call a truce with gravity (again).

But I just opened the bottle.

Posted by: Miklos thinking Whisky Weekend at December 11, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

738 738 Apparently, it is time to call a truce with gravity (again).

But I just opened the bottle.
Posted by: Miklos thinking Whisky Weekend at December 11, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

The more bottles you open, the less gravity has to settle for a truce.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:25 AM (Ojki1)

739 NBC Preps 'Zorro' With Female Lead Who Fights for Social Justice
NBC has given the green light to an updated take on the masked vigilante character Zorro, but this time with a woman in the lead as the hero.

Posted by: Hard to get excited over regendering anymore at December 11, 2020 02:25 AM (BBWrU)

740 The more bottles you open, the less gravity has to settle for a truce.
Posted by: Bete

The Hundred Years War

Posted by: Miklos, the Hungarian Yorkshireman at December 11, 2020 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

741 >>Not to dull the sign of your arriving, but that troll started early last night but dulling CoBs were nuking him for a good number of hours.

CBD even praised us for not quoting it.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:22 AM (Ojki1)

Lol. Well thank goodness it wasn't me!

And on this phone there is always that worry I could repaste the whole thread.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:27 AM (ngLJ+)

742 This stuff takes a little time, boys and girls! And there's a time and a place for the "good stuff" to come out, considering there are bad guys to apprehend before they disappear into the woodwork.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 11, 2020 02:06 AM (hOOi9)


The steal was months, probably years in the planning. Exposing such a complex steal cannot be done in a day, or even a week. There were a lot of moving parts to the steal, a lot of people involved. Getting affidavits from those in the know as well as access to the voting machines to prove the Biden-weighted algorithms actually exist is a tough road to hoe and takes time. Then there's the math inconsistencies (which we won't mention on the ONT because . . . maths).

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2020 02:28 AM (ldL4g)

743 @michellemalkin 12h
Petitioners warn about 2 additives in Pfizer vaccine: polyethylene glycol (against which 70% of people produce antibodies that could provoke "allergic, potentially deadly reactions") & mNeonGreen (bioluminescent derived from marine invertebrate "of unknown antigenicity")

See also #70.

Posted by: Who wants a bioluminescent vaccine shot? at December 11, 2020 02:28 AM (BBWrU)

744 >>
Posted by: My life is insanity

The good thing about insanity, is that it can be more, and better.
Posted by: Miklod. sd indiffererent as any penguin

I'm working on less insanity, but maybe I'm looking at it wrong

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:30 AM (ngLJ+)

745 Under Armor just had a Cam Newton ad before the thing I am watching on Youtube.

Have they not been paying attention to his performance this year?

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:36 AM (Ojki1)

746 Peer-reviewed "science" in action?

Elsevier looking into "very serious concerns" after student calls out journal for fleet of Star Trek articles

In a Dec. 8, 2020, letter to the editors of Early Human Development (EHD), Hampton Gaddy, a BA student at the University of Oxford, accuses the journal of having published "a large number of unprofessional articles" by Victor Grech, of the University of Malta. Grech is a pediatric cardiologist, and, evidently a huge Star Trek fan, turning EHD at times into his own personal fanzine.

He has published 113 articles in EHD, of which 19 focus on various aspects of the TV series Star Trek.

Some 2020 papers, with abstracts:

Nurses in Star Trek: The fictional role of the nurse in Star Trek
Nurses worldwide have striven to establish nursing as a profession, autonomous but complementary to the medical profession. Literature as far back as the Renaissance demonstrates an overall derogatory attitude toward the nurse's role. The modern notion of the nurse working side by side the medical practitioner continues to be overshadowed by the heroic medical doctor. This paper will discuss Christine Chapel and Alyssia Ogawa, who arguably are the only two nurses on board Star Trek's Enterprise, given prominent roles. In various and multiple episodes, their roles reveal a recurrence of the subservient attitude to the medical practitioner. Yet, there seems to be a shift toward a more multi-disciplinarian approach a century later in the ST time-line. The general concept of the nurses' role is similar and parallels real life -- a role subsumed by and subservient to the medical doctor.

The banality of evil in the occupation of Star Trek's Bajor
Adolf Eichmann and Josef Mengele were high-ranking Nazis, two among many who were tasked with implementing the Final Solution. Eichmann's eventual trial evidenced a dull ordinariness that was famously defined as the banality of evil by the political theorist Hannah Arendt who covered the proceedings. Star Trek's Deep Space 9 commences with the Cardassian relinquishment of Bajor. One particular episode ("Duet") focuses on a presumed high-ranking Cardassian labour camp commander who turns out to have been a filing clerk seeking atonement and closure for the deeds he witnessed, on behalf of his race. Yet another episode ("Nothing Human") in Star Trek Voyager highlights the ethical dilemmas that arise when accessing trials and treatments that were obtained immorally by unethical medical experimentation, and this is reminiscent of callous experimentation by Josef Mengele in the Auschwitz death camp. This paper will explore these subjects and will compare the fictional concentration camp commander and the fictional doctor with Adolf Eichmann and Josef Mengele respectively. Both episodes serve as reminders, cautionary tales lest we allow history to repeat itself and such atrocities to be relived.

Doctors in Star Trek: Non-benevolent and inhumane alien medics
Doctors in Star Trek's Federation are invariably depicted as benign and adherent to the ethical tenets that we are all so accustomed to. This does not appear to be the case in alien/other doctors where the narrative changes, such that these alien medics are not bound by the moral strictures to which human doctors are expected to adhere. It is difficult to ascertain why this should be but it may be part of the episode creators' attempts to impute and reinforce inhumanity and alienness in other non-human species.

Posted by: RetractionWatch.Com at December 11, 2020 02:41 AM (BBWrU)

747 I'm working on less insanity, but maybe I'm looking at it wrong
Posted by: My life is insanity


Embrace the insanity.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Slavomir Mrozek at December 11, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

748 748 I'm working on less insanity, but maybe I'm looking at it wrong
Posted by: My life is insanity


Embrace the insanity.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Slavomir Mrozek at December 11, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

Easier when the insanity is yours, and not someone else's you get to experience.

2020's It's a Woke, Woke, Woke, Woke World may be the worst remake of all time for example.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:48 AM (Ojki1)

749 >>Embrace the insanity.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Slavomir Mrozek at December 11, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

I know not of Slavomir Mrozek. Could DDG it, but lazy.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:49 AM (ngLJ+)

750 2020 can rot in hell

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:50 AM (ngLJ+)

751 Australia scraps COVID vaccine development as trials lead to false HIV positives

Posted by: Let's get an opinion from Jared Polis (D-CO) at December 11, 2020 02:52 AM (BBWrU)

752 752 Australia scraps COVID vaccine development as trials lead to false HIV positives
Posted by: Let's get an opinion from Jared Polis (D-CO) at December 11, 2020 02:52 AM (BBWrU)

Fauci did once promise 10% of hetero people would get AIDS.

Maybe he was just off by a few decades and wants to correct that missed prediction before he shuffles of the mortal coil.

Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 02:54 AM (Ojki1)

753 Australia scraps COVID vaccine development as trials lead to false HIV positives
Posted by: Let's get an opinion from Jared Polis (D-CO)


That Canadian lab that sequenced it said there was a bunch of HIV gene sequences in the middle of Covid, so that makes sense.

Posted by: probably not Jared Polis at December 11, 2020 03:20 AM (P1f+c)

754 Can't sleep
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 02:13 AM (ngLJ+)

Stress, in general?

Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 03:40 AM (9UmRs)

755 Harrison Ford is 78?! Apparently going to reprise his role as Indiana Jones in 5th movie.

https://tinyurl.com/y5m76qe8

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 03:47 AM (ngLJ+)

756 >>Stress, in general?
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 03:40 AM (9UmRs)

Mostly. Also started a chest cold. Really don't need that!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 03:49 AM (ngLJ+)

757 Insty's nomination for headline of the day: Did Smallwang Bang Fang Fang?

https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=46624

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 03:49 AM (rt0xh)

758 Been up a hour, sausages and pancakes if I get moving

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 03:54 AM (Cxk7w)

759 Posted by: Pikov Andropov

Is Slav Friendly
Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at December 11, 2020 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

Da Comarade

I mean "Igen elvtárs"

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 03:54 AM (rt0xh)

760 Lemon poppyseed toast with butter.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 04:16 AM (ngLJ+)

761 And coffee of course

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 04:19 AM (ngLJ+)

762
His theory as postulated in his proposed Thesis, WORKED.

Here's what I wanna know.

What was the fate of the Mentor who rejected his Thesis?

___________

Consultancies, TED talks, blue-ribbon commissions, TV appearances, the subject of fawning articles, endowed University chair.

What usually happens when the right people are always wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 04:27 AM (mht8P)

763 Supposed to get snow today/tomorrow. 1-6 inches.

Hasn't been cold enough for it to stick. 40s most of week, yesterday it hit the 50s!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 04:28 AM (ngLJ+)

764 Oh my gosh, just glanced at the clock and it is almost 4:30, and I am still drinking wine and I have to be up in two hours. I am so glad that I took a power nap from 7:45 until 10:30. What the heck is wrong with me?? Anyway, I love you Horde, special good morning to Mlii and Skip and JT if he is around. I have been engrossed in the wrapture, ten gifts done and many more to go, I really need Christmas in my life.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2020 04:28 AM (a4EWo)

765 Debby! I always seem to miss you.

Glad you are looking forward to Christmas.

I'm not really there

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 04:32 AM (ngLJ+)

766 Christmas is running at us fast, wanted to put out lights but been busy, maybe when get home today, think it's supposed to be nice still.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 04:35 AM (Cxk7w)

767 Mlii, I am not totally there yet, but the more our betters keep cancelling Christmas the more determined I am to have a damn good one!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2020 04:36 AM (a4EWo)

768 Haven't devorayed st home for a few years now. Not sure if I will do it at mom's. Maybe this weekend on a small scale.

The Karen's in my family are trying to ruin Christmas dinner as they did for T-day.

Depressing to say the least

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 04:41 AM (ngLJ+)

769 devorayed? WTHeck?

Decorated

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 04:42 AM (ngLJ+)

770
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2020 04:42 AM (DUIap)

771 Please don't give in to the depression, that is what they want you to do.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2020 04:43 AM (a4EWo)

772 Not much news out there

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 04:44 AM (Cxk7w)

773 OK, off to grab my two hours of shuteye, until we meet again.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2020 04:45 AM (a4EWo)

774 Sleep well, Debby! I'll work on the Bah Humbug.

I'm out the door.

Later, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2020 04:47 AM (ngLJ+)

775 Hopefully tomorrow I can sleep, all day maybe

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 04:52 AM (Cxk7w)

776 I need a pizza

Posted by: Troy at December 11, 2020 04:52 AM (KWbVO)

777 I need a jet plane

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 04:54 AM (Cxk7w)

778 Hopefully tomorrow I can sleep, all day maybe
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 04:52 AM (Cxk7w)

===

I hope this too but never happens

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 04:58 AM (EZebt)

779 Howdy Alton

Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 05:08 AM (9UmRs)

780 'Mornin' Horde !

Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 05:08 AM (arJlL)

781 https://www.americanthinker.com/ the district of corruption has overplayed its hand
https://tinyurl.com/y4yl6lfk

This is a good report of where we are at

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:08 AM (Cxk7w)

782
'mornin', clutch

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2020 05:09 AM (DUIap)

783 I was wondering where the 174,384 ballots in MI that could not be matched to a voter came from...apparently in the Texas lawsuit vs. Pennsylvania.
If true, our SoS and governor are in on the steal.

Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 05:12 AM (9UmRs)

784 Fully recovered from the Rona. The treatment was 5 days worth of Azithromycin and Prednisone, lots of water, and couch-rest. Curiously, some of my acquaintances seem to be disappointed that I wasn't hospitalized, put on a vent, or otherwise dramatically affected by the experience.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 11, 2020 05:12 AM (8E8Am)

785 https://tinyurl.com/y4yl6lfk

This is a good report of where we are at
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:08 AM (Cxk7w)

===

The press will only "discover" massive election fraud after Inauguration Day

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 05:15 AM (EZebt)

786 Fully recovered from the Rona. The treatment was 5 days worth of Azithromycin and Prednisone, lots of water, and couch-rest. Curiously, some of my acquaintances seem to be disappointed that I wasn't hospitalized, put on a vent, or otherwise dramatically affected by the experience.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler

Glad you're better MR.

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 05:16 AM (vd8XM)

787 Yeah, that's great news Midnight Rambler. Great song, by the way.

Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 05:18 AM (9UmRs)

788 ...Curiously, some of my acquaintances seem to be disappointed that I wasn't hospitalized, put on a vent, or otherwise dramatically affected by the experience.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 11, 2020 05:12 AM (8E8Am)

===

This wasn't the epidemic they were promised.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 05:22 AM (EZebt)

789 Found out one co-worker did have it, was out couple weeks. Lived to tell the tale.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:23 AM (Cxk7w)

790 Our niece and her husband had it. Both early 40's
She said that she had colds that were worse than that.
He had to do something similar to MR including an inhaler etc. Lost taste and smell for a week.
He also smokes and vapes though

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 05:25 AM (vd8XM)

791 Good morning!

A lil' dusting of glowbull enwarmening this morning here on the plains north of Denver.

How is everyone this fine morning?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2020 05:27 AM (5XK0y)

792 Prager was on a rail yesterday condemning the Democrats Propaganda Ministry denying the many early treatments that if followed would have saved lots of people, played clips from Senate hearing on Covid-19.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:27 AM (Cxk7w)

793 That packaging video has me in tears

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 05:29 AM (vd8XM)

794 Fully recovered from the Rona. The treatment was 5 days worth of Azithromycin and Prednisone, lots of water, and couch-rest. Curiously, some of my acquaintances seem to be disappointed that I wasn't hospitalized, put on a vent, or otherwise dramatically affected by the experience.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 11, 2020 05:12 AM (8E8Am)


I bet those acquaintances watch the Fake News and thought you were supposed to die from the COVID-1984.

The media is in on the gubernatorial and mayoral Dempanic tyrannies.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2020 05:30 AM (ldL4g)

795 Got to go, but in the life hack link, the women 3,1,2

TGIF, still nothing from the SC, prepared for it to be nothing but who knows?

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:30 AM (Cxk7w)

796 The press will only "discover" massive election fraud after Inauguration Day

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 05:15 AM (EZebt)


By that time it will be 'old news' even though it was never 'new news'.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2020 05:32 AM (ldL4g)

797 @783

Everybody in the Uniparty power structure is in on the steal.


And that includes most of the GOPe.


Remember, all of the states in question either have GOP governors, legislatures, SOSs and AGs, in the case of GA, the GOP owns the whole damn thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2020 05:33 AM (V9+3c)

798 Psycho, my fellow SF Macacabee, chappy Chanukah

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 05:36 AM (hVHEm)

799 Just watched Stephen Crowder interview Texas AG Paxton about the suit. He really emphasized the threat to the Constitution and rule of law. I'm getting the sense this lawsuit will be history making.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 05:37 AM (EZebt)

800 Grand Old Purloin? This ain't old-school corruption.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 05:37 AM (hVHEm)

801 799 Just watched Stephen Crowder interview Texas AG Paxton about the suit. He really emphasized the threat to the Constitution and rule of law. I'm getting the sense this lawsuit will be history making.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 05:37 AM (EZebt)

Just wondering if SCOTUS takes the chicken shit way out and rejects the lawsuit for standing or other technical grounds, would Texas call their bluff and declare the 2nd Republic?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2020 05:42 AM (rt0xh)

802 Psycho, my fellow SF Macacabee, chappy Chanukah
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 05:36 AM (hVHEm)

===
Chag sameach chaver

Could use a miracle eh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 05:43 AM (EZebt)

803 The same judge that allowed the Antrim County audit is blocking the release of the results. Our AG Dana lesseN asked to prohibit the disclosure of the audit and Judge Kevin Elsenheimer granted it.

We can tell by the suppression of the audit that the Democrats cheated again, this time in Antrim County.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4uepfck

Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 05:43 AM (9UmRs)

804 >>Just watched Stephen Crowder interview Texas AG Paxton about the suit. He really emphasized the threat to the Constitution and rule of law. I'm getting the sense this lawsuit will be history making.


Good! Sounds like and interesting interview -- anyone in the MSM bother to do that?

Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 05:59 AM (bDqIh)

805 Good! Sounds like and interesting interview -- anyone in the MSM bother to do that?

Good morning!
Posted by: Lizzy

This claim about election fraud is disputed....

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

806 Huh, how about that. Local TV reporting that robberies and carjackings in Oakland are getting more violent resulting in gratuitous assaults and injuries.

No question at all as to why this happened.

No link of effect to cause.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 06:02 AM (EZebt)

807 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at December 11, 2020 06:02 AM (FgJKq)

808 My wife has a reason to get a colonoscopy done on Wednesday. So she gets to have a Kovid test on Saturday and then she is not to leave the house until the procedure.

There must be a few hundred people thinking up new rules now

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

809 Gavinator must be feeling the heat. playgrounds were reopened yesterday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2020 06:03 AM (EZebt)

810 Gavinator must be feeling the heat. playgrounds were reopened yesterday.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

But, NO FUN SHOULD BE HAD!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:04 AM (vd8XM)

811 >>I bet those acquaintances watch the Fake News and thought you were supposed to die from the COVID-1984.


My sister just lost her MIL to the wuflu. MIL has been battling medical issues for years, was obese, on dialysis, and didn't tell anyone she was having flu/wuflu symptoms for 1 week. Sad, but not surprising. The one good thing was that my sister's family didn't give it to her at Thanksgiving (they were all tested) -- my nieces are so brainwashed by the COVID fear-mongering that they were absolutely terrified they killed grandma.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 06:04 AM (bDqIh)

812 Made the mistake of checking HotAir this morning. Wow Allahpundit says that a well-pleaded lawsuit is "disgraceful" because he doesn't like who it stands to benefit and dismisses the notion that tens of millions of Americans are looking at a litany of irregularities and video-documented wrongdoing wondering if their vote actually matters.

But orangemanbad. What a sad little husk of a has-been. Amazing that he hasn't written a post changing his name to A-Pundit, in the spirit of the [Dixie] Chicks, to act important and progressive in front of his 11 readers. The site is so bad now you almost wonder if the whole operation was a front and used the Barry years to build a following they would try to drag off-course to undermine any future president trying to advance U.S. interests.

Posted by: Turnout Man at December 11, 2020 06:05 AM (7CyhL)

813 It's Oakland; gotta cross a body of water. At least we don't have Gascon or Harris here anymore. Oh, wait....

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:05 AM (hVHEm)

814 >>> This claim about election fraud is disputed....

I've saw that on a YooToob video that only tangentially related to the election.

Posted by: fluffy at December 11, 2020 06:05 AM (FgJKq)

815 803 The same judge that allowed the Antrim County audit is blocking the release of the results. Our AG Dana lesseN asked to prohibit the disclosure of the audit and Judge Kevin Elsenheimer granted it.

We can tell by the suppression of the audit that the Democrats cheated again, this time in Antrim County.
___________________

Nothing inspires public confidence in the electoral system like saying "we've investigated, but we're not going to tell you what we found."

Assholes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2020 06:06 AM (k4dH2)

816 There must be a few hundred people thinking up new rules now

Every bureaucrat is a law maker now....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2020 06:06 AM (5XK0y)

817 One of the "metrics" that has to be met in Illinois is not less than 20% bed space in surgery.
I think they neglected to put into the calcs that this time of the year is time for people to get things done when their deductible has been met.
And many people have put off some things because of the Krud figure it's time to get it done

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

818 Thank you Lord for another day.

Also indoor plumbing, heat pumps, and hot as you like showers.

Sometimes it is the small things in life for which we should be grateful.

Posted by: jsg at December 11, 2020 06:08 AM (v/0lN)

819 >>> This claim about election fraud is disputed....

Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 06:08 AM (bDqIh)

820 There must be a few hundred people thinking up new rules now

Every bureaucrat is a law maker now....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

From now on, homeless bums have to shit standing up.

On one leg.

Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 06:09 AM (arJlL)

821 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

822
'mornin', Salty

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2020 06:11 AM (DUIap)

823 >>> From now on, homeless bums have to shit standing up.

Will this be enforced and what is the penalty if they don't?

Posted by: fluffy at December 11, 2020 06:12 AM (FgJKq)

824 From now on, homeless bums have to shit standing up.

On one leg.
Posted by: JT

I cried because I only had one leg, then I met a bum with no legs.

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

825 Our friend that caught covid and went to the hospital is getting out after just a few days. I was worried because he is old, has copd and had a severe stroke some years back that left him partially paralyzed.

Whatever they gave him worked quick. I did not think he was going to make it a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at December 11, 2020 06:13 AM (JUOKG)

826 Aloha, Salty!

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2020 06:14 AM (RU4sa)

827 Whatever they gave him worked quick. I did not think he was going to make it a couple of days ago.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Probably the old timers health food,
Whiskey and cigars

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:14 AM (vd8XM)

828 Every bureaucrat is a law maker now....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2020 06:06 AM (5XK0y)

Using Fire and Police to enforce the may confusing rules will mean thousand of extra interactions that can end badly. Using them to Police people to normal activities will mean many places will become more violent as the real criminal get free rein.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2020 06:16 AM (JFO2v)

829 AltonJackson

Were you the one that came up with:

Fire mission!

Grid coordinates (troll hash)?

Cause I have been praising you for this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

830 {{{SMH}}}.

I trust you and ex-ex are having a wonderful day.
I still think of you DJing the dancing at the TxMoMeet, and smile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

831 Using Fire and Police to enforce the may confusing rules will mean thousand of extra interactions that can end badly. Using them to Police people to normal activities will mean many places will become more violent as the real criminal get free rein.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I think that's why some areas and DA's aren't enforcing the new lockdown rules. Probably get tossed in court and the cops have got enough else to do.
The lefties hate the cops, but love to come up with new rules that the cops are supposed to enforce

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

832 it is as if somebody believed there were wmd in iraq, said so and then found out there were not any there.

The military did find WMDs in Iraq. Regulars here know that. People who get their news from the MSM like Trolls, don't know that.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 11, 2020 06:20 AM (Tn6XD)

833 Sheepdog looks pimped out

Posted by: jsg at December 11, 2020 06:24 AM (v/0lN)

834 486 Is there any country singer besides Alan Jackson who doesn't look extremely ghey in a cowboy hat?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 11:37 PM (qAR6u)

George Strait.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 11, 2020 06:25 AM (Rbu5d)

835 Using Fire and Police to enforce the may confusing rules will mean thousand of extra interactions that can end badly. Using them to Police people to normal activities will mean many places will become more violent as the real criminal get free rein.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2020 06:16 AM (JFO2v)


Lockdown is just another term for (undeclared) martial law. Seriously, how would martial law be any different than the lockdowns of today? Businesses are shuttered, far too many permanently, no one is supposed to leave the house unless it's really really important and you're wearing your face diaper mask of submission, curfews, travel bans, number of people being able to gather together limited, etc.

Now imagine if the governors and mayors used the term 'martial law' instead. Would we be where we are today? I don't think so.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2020 06:25 AM (ldL4g)

836 it is as if somebody believed there were wmd in iraq, said so and then found out there were not any there.

The
military did find WMDs in Iraq. Regulars here know that. People who get
their news from the MSM like Trolls, don't know that.





Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 11, 2020 06:20 AM

---


Yep, and a whole lot of WMD's left Iraq bound for Syria before we got there. They were used on the Syrian "rebels" by assad.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at December 11, 2020 06:25 AM (JUOKG)

837 >>Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.


Well, if you insist. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 06:26 AM (bDqIh)

838 30 We three kings of orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded,
Now we are only two
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 10, 2020 10:01 PM (Jln19)

We three kings of orient were

Posted by: m at December 11, 2020 06:26 AM (6WbUY)

839 I cried because I only had one leg, then I met a bum with no legs.
Posted by: Bruce

You knew Hoppy ?

Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 06:26 AM (arJlL)

840 Lizzy

I'll add please just for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

841 Bill Carson knew a man with no legs

Posted by: jsg at December 11, 2020 06:28 AM (v/0lN)

842 Bill Carson knew a man with no legs
Posted by: jsg

HA! Thanks, I was trying to remember the name

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

843
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:18 AM

wasn't me, Salty

TBH, I thought it was you

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2020 06:28 AM (DUIap)

844 Crank it loud and crank it proud: Marshall law. One stack at a time. And if Marshall will buoy, Fender will control.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:29 AM (hVHEm)

845 844 Crank it loud and crank it proud: Marshall law. One stack at a time. And if Marshall will buoy, Fender will control.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:29 AM (hVHEm)

It's Mesa Boogie time.

Posted by: jsg at December 11, 2020 06:30 AM (v/0lN)

846 I know a horse with no name.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:30 AM (hVHEm)

847 the thing is is when you say "I'm releasing the krakn bitches!" and then there it is nothing but crickts
The "Kraken" is the 305th military intelligence unit, which has testified in the Arizona legislative hearings, about foreign interference in the election. Once again something regulars here would know, but a Troll wouldn't know, because MSM.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 11, 2020 06:31 AM (Tn6XD)

848 AltonJackson

It had to be someone Army.

For the Navy, we'd be "Weapons Free. Take Track 3418 with SM-2. Fire Mk-46 down line of bearing 276. Mount 51 take Track 1129."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

849 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 11, 2020 06:33 AM (iEx0u)

850 Oh Marshall

Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 06:33 AM (9UmRs)

851
HA! Thanks, I was trying to remember the name
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

Wasn't sure I would outdraw you on that one!

Posted by: jsg at December 11, 2020 06:34 AM (v/0lN)

852 Clint Black

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 11, 2020 06:34 AM (4NtsG)

853 Done!

Here's something to make one laugh -- at the stupidity, but it is so sad that this is happening in 2020 when people generations ago knew better:

@SFPDTenderloin

Yesterday we booked a prolific vehicle/motorcycle thief after TL cops spotted him on this motorcycle near Hyde/GG. The MC was reported stolen earlier in the SFPDCentral District. This is the suspects 13th arrest in our City for MV theft in just 18 months. SFPD case 200723785.

1:18 AM Dec 2 2020
- - -
SFPDTenderloin
Update: This same suspect continues to steal vehicles. Tonight he is back in custody for his 14th MV theft arrest after our Officers spotted him riding a motorcycle on McAllister & Leavenworth. The motorcycle had a stolen license plate and all the VIN numbers had been removed.

4:16 PM Dec11 2020

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2020 06:35 AM (bDqIh)

854 Once you've called for artillery fire, everyday things just feel so ordinary.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:36 AM (hVHEm)

855
Wasn't sure I would outdraw you on that one!
Posted by: jsg

If you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

856 SFGoth

I have never seen such troll activity as the last two days.

Ace and the CoBs must be on target and drawing blood from some sensitive control freaks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

857 I have a studio at Hyde/Golden Gate. I lived there for most of 2018. It wasn't nearly as bad as it is now AND SF tenderloin ("TL") PD twitter used to show dealers' mugshots.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:40 AM (hVHEm)

858 SFPDTenderloin
Update: This same suspect continues to steal vehicles. Tonight he is back in custody for his 14th MV theft..

-

Gosh, if only there was some way to prevent this.

I'm betting he's involved in a lot of crime the cops aren't accidentally discovering, too. Probably have an immediate impact on lives and the community if law enforcement could enforce the law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks have likely been trying to vote their way out of Democrat slavery for decades at December 11, 2020 06:40 AM (hsOar)

859 The lefties hate the cops, but love to come up with new rules that the cops are supposed to enforce
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

No doubt these rules are created to put the fear of Police into normal day people going about their lives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

860 @854 "Expend all remaining. Danger close."


Word that will get you a MOH. Well, they mail it to your mom.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 11, 2020 06:42 AM (zMFmR)

861 You're Weird, Dave.

But you bring Teh Funny.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 11, 2020 06:43 AM (9IdCK)

862 NaCly, yeah it does. Thing is, except for Raimondo's racist crap last night, he doesn't bother me ('cept his writing skillz, mad skillz). When he wanders into history, he's not completely wrong.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:44 AM (hVHEm)

863 ffs

Ice cream company Ben & Jerry's have formed a partnership with former NFL backup quarterback Colin Kaepernick to create a new flavor in their lineup.

"Change the Whirled" is a non-dairy ice cream, since Kaepernick is a vegan

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

864 856 The trolls are getting nervous. I'm of the belief there's a 50/50 chance of things going in our favor in regards to the election. The trolls might see that too, and realize both the immediate and long term consequences of a PDT win. When the President was leaving a function, a presser I think, a hot mike caught him saying "Let's finish this". More and more I think he was referring to the fraud throughout the election process.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 11, 2020 06:45 AM (I58tH)

865 Once you've called for artillery fire, everyday things just feel so ordinary.

Heh!

Armament bus is hot. Weapons free. The delivery of freedom seeds during CAS is pretty exhilarating.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2020 06:46 AM (5XK0y)

866 Our friend that caught covid and went to the hospital is getting out after just a few days. I was worried because he is old, has copd and had a severe stroke some years back that left him partially paralyzed.

Whatever they gave him worked quick. I did not think he was going to make it a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at December 11, 2020 06:13 AM (JUOKG)

--

Sure, but we don't know the long term effects that the naturally occurring cold virus will have on his body, and that's why it's important that he takes the synthetic genetics-altering vaccine that was hastily developed and improperly tested against other medications, conditions, and allergies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Blacks have likely been trying to vote their way out of Democrat slavery for decades at December 11, 2020 06:47 AM (hsOar)

867 So, executive orders on immigration and guns, repeal the Hyde Amendment, etc. Good and hard America. And that's just month one.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 11, 2020 06:47 AM (4NtsG)

868 "Change the Whirled" is a non-dairy ice cream, since Kaepernick is a vegan
Posted by: rhennigantx

It will be put on on the bottom shelf, in the back, of the freezer. Not because of crappy sales, but so you will be forced to kneel to purchase it...or shoplift it

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

869 And I did hear correctly that PA called Texas seditious, Abbott should declare war on them just for grins.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 11, 2020 06:48 AM (4NtsG)

870 Time for work preps. A week and a day left for school before the Christmas break.

We have had kids in classes since August. And sports. Rural Kansas is better than urban Kansas. 80% of Kansans are urban.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

871 Okay. Time to do things.

BBL

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:50 AM (vd8XM)

872 Bill Carson knew a man with no legs
Posted by: jsg

HA! Thanks, I was trying to remember the name
Posted by: Bruce

Johnny Carson knew people with no talent.

Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 06:50 AM (arJlL)

873 Before going to ROTC advanced camp, i taught myself how to call for fire using the polar shift method. Never got to use it. My life now has a gaping hole i fear will never close.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:51 AM (hVHEm)

874 Great Before and After headlines on Hunters scandal.

https://tinyurl.com/y6746avo

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2020 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

875 @847 The 305th needs a fast-track approval of a new unit crest.
Them two griffons ain't doin a thang to sell the Kraken concept.
Were that to happen, it would be a real confidence-builder.

Like so many military mottoes, their Latin is marginal. No reason for that "Ad" to even be in there.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 11, 2020 06:51 AM (zMFmR)

876 I'm of the belief there's a 50/50 chance of things going in our favor in regards to the election.

Not nearly as optimistic - but I'd enjoy being proven wrong. One - I expect nothing good from the Supremes as I expect either Gorsuch or Kav to punt. Two - even if they kick it back to the legislatures, I expect several State GOPs to fold. GA certainly will.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 11, 2020 06:52 AM (9YKBM)

877 Armament bus is hot. Weapons free. The delivery of freedom seeds during CAS is pretty exhilarating.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2020 06:46 AM (5XK0y)

---

Yes, it is.

*sigh*

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2020 06:52 AM (RU4sa)

878
If you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2020 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

+1

Posted by: jsg at December 11, 2020 06:52 AM (v/0lN)

879 Todays FOAD List:

https://tinyurl.com/y6746avo

50 fuckfaces that said the Hunter email were Russia Russia Russia

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2020 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

880 ho lee fook

Cruz just murdered Swalwell

https://tinyurl.com/yyb5ujbb

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

881 Why do people hyperbolically describe what used to be called a "put down", a "come back", or a "burn"? "Murdered"?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:56 AM (hVHEm)

882 I took a turret crawl on Missouri, and a guy called the old fire mission commands, which included the "sack count." Made the hair stand up on the back of your neck -- and when that happens inside the turret of an Iowa, everybody is about to have a bad day.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 11, 2020 06:57 AM (zMFmR)

883 I cried because my ass was flat, but then I met a chap with no ass.

Posted by: Brie Larson at December 11, 2020 06:58 AM (9SCEw)

884 ONT is up

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 11, 2020 07:01 AM (Dc2NZ)

885 EMT!!

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 11, 2020 07:01 AM (yEBFM)

886 "Because her kraken keeps turning out to be a scuttle fish

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2020 10:49 PM (PTDkx)



You guys don't want Kraken you want instant coffee!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov"

No, its that the whole kraken thing and bombshell to be announced soon is starting to feel like #TwoWeeks, Tic-Tok, the coup is about to be exposed.

Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2020 07:02 AM (MxEKc)

887 How many Karens that will rush out to get the COVID vaccine are the kind of have a meltdown over GMOs?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2020 07:09 AM (oVJmc)

888 Ted does the dozens:

Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
·
16h
More than once, I've said "screw the Chinese communists."

Little did I know how closely Swalwell was listening.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2020 07:10 AM (oVJmc)

889 Just recovered from Covid, had a conversation w my doc on Wednesday, who also had it. She said there are no studies on whether it would be injurious to someone w antibodies, so she's planning on avoiding the vaccine currently. I told her I didn't care what they said about antibodies only lasting 3 months, no vaccine for me.

Posted by: EveR at December 11, 2020 07:11 AM (DsGxB)

890 881 Why do people hyperbolically describe what used to be called a "put down", a "come back", or a "burn"? "Murdered"?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:56 AM (hVHEm)

Because they're hypercaffeinated?

Posted by: m at December 11, 2020 07:30 AM (PwDhe)

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