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Saturday Night Live Rips Staten Islanders Protesting For Their Right to Earn a Living
This is a bit old by now. I kept forgetting to post about it.
"SNL" star Pete Davidson said the anti-COVID lockdown protests there make the borough’s residents look like "babies" -- but quipped that he's glad he’s no longer the "worst thing about Staten Island," his native borough.They probably don't want to drink outside, in New York, in December, because the overnight temperature is in the low thirties. Just a guess, Petey. And meanwhile Petey and all of his SNL buddies (and virtually anyone in the "entertainment" and "news" industries) is given a special exception so that they may continue collecting a paycheck. Saturday Night Live even has a live audience -- while Broadway is shut down, because live audiences aren't permitted. And how do they manage that? By claiming that audience members are actually... required employees. Saturday Night Live doesn't have an actual audience -- it has a actors being paid $150 for a night's work of faking laughter sitting on its bleachers. And that is real: SNL evades the ban on live audiences by simply admitting that no one would ever willingly sit to watch SNL for 90 minutes. Only people being paid $100 per hour would do such a thing.
... "And the owner said, no one wants to do that because they'll go out of business,"
Davidson said.
"But the argument that people in Staten Island don't want to drink outside can be disproven by going to literally any Little League game."
"Saturday Night Live" hosted a live audience at its season premiere over the weekend -- by doling out $150 checks to audience members in order to comply with New York state's coronavirus regulations. About 100 audience members collected the surprise checks at the end of the iconic sketch show’s Season 48 kickoff on Saturday night at NBC’s Studio 8H, the Democrat & Chronicle reported. Current state regulations prohibit media productions from hosting live audiences unless they are made up of paid cast, crew or employees. The audience must be no more than 100 people or 25 percent of capacity, whichever is lower, and audiences must practice 6 feet of social distance in all directions, the state says. But the brains behind "SNL" came up with the creative solution -- compensation -- and dispensed the free tickets through a third-party website in order to ensure an audience of no more than 100.
The corporate press is the enemy of the people.
— anarcho wombat (@WombatAnarcho) December 6, 2020
The State creates exceptions for those who do its bidding. pic.twitter.com/brPXMDOuft
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:15 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:15 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:15 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2020 04:16 PM (DUIap)
-Modern journalism
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 10, 2020 04:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2020 04:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: klaftern at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jmel at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (j4ihv)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (zUdXR)
Pete Davidson - is he that weirdo who dated that donut licking singer (what is her name again?)
___
Wait a minute he was banging Ariana Grande AND Kate Beckinsale?
His, err, parts, but be bigger then his potato head.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (qlFIA)
compensation -- and dispensed the free tickets through a third-party
website in order to ensure an audience of no more than 100.
Diehard leftist ignoramuses don't even buy the bullshit lockdown rules.
lolgf
Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 10, 2020 04:18 PM (vuQb4)
YOU AREN'T FUNNY
ASSHOLE
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:18 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Pete Davidson at December 10, 2020 04:18 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
yes, please.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2020 04:18 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2020 04:16 PM (s2VJv)
At least you can scrape the shit off your shoe. These fuckers just keep coming back.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:18 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:19 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:19 PM (icI8A)
Diehard leftist ignoramuses don't even buy the bullshit lockdown rules.
***
No one believes in the lockdown rules - or you wouldn't see all these leftist elites out partying sans masks.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2020 04:19 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Pete Davidson at December 10, 2020 04:18 PM (qlFIA)
Well now I know how to tell the difference anyway.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:19 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 10, 2020 04:18 PM (vuQb4)
He's never heard the saying "Be careful how you treat people on the way up because you'll meet them on the way down"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
To steal someone's swipe at another comedian: "You're this generation's Phil Hartman. Hopefully."
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Adriane the Do What They Wanna Do Critic ... at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Keith at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (qAR6u)
I have a sneaky feeling he'll be going down a lot in the future.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (L8ADy)
He's a "Sorry your Dad died on 9/11" hire.
Which is worse than an affirmative action hire.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Miklosian Productions at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (6xA3t)
How are they even still in business?
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: Jmel at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (j4ihv)
I think that speaks more to Ms. Beckinsale's er, taste, rather than Mr. Davidson's appeal.
Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (+X9Vs)
That's like paying for clown sex.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (YltW9)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (icI8A)
How are they even still in business?
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (Msrhc)
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I imagine it's not that expensive to produce.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (Gyhs0)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (qAR6u)
How are they even still in business?
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (Msrhc)
I think it's something like church for atheist white liberals.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (0QYMt)
Diehard leftist ignoramuses don't even buy the bullshit lockdown rules.
***
No one believes in the lockdown rules - or you wouldn't see all these leftist elites out partying sans masks.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2020 04:19 PM (qlFIA)
Problem is, the tyrant politicians now realize they have the "power" to do this basically unchecked. Especially if they have a cooperative state legislature.Those not fully entrapped by the temptations of dictatorship are watching closely and are highly susceptible to imposing their will if/when the time is right. They have been shown that it works, how it is done, and that with at least a partial backing of LEO -- the public will (mostly) comply.
We are screwed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (N39Ws)
And you couldn't pay me to watch Peter Davidson as George Bailey in a remake of "It's a Wonderful Life". Davidson has a punchable face-if Indeed I punched people. Jimmy Stewart was a WWII pilot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (WkPC9)
Since they are employees, do they get W2's and have to file NYS & Fed taxes on it?
Did SNL get their socials to file as employer?
It's not just a simple work around of covid regulations.
Just ask the people that received "free" cars from Orca.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (fu1JC)
Ace, I think you need to do something about the word star in that sentence. You are giving him too much credit calling him a star.
"SNL star" Pete Davidson
SNL" star? Pete Davidson
Posted by: Picric at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (3QnyK)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: Bob in Houston at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (YBLgY)
Why would anyone pay for an HJ?
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (2BZBZ)
Two broken hands.
Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (KnJdm)
Free country, yeah. Say whatever you want, but I sure as hell don't owe "you" (generically) an audience.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: jim at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Keith at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (jdGlx)
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The Towering Inferno episode. The tallest, thinnest building, with nuclear power plant on top.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Max Power at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Penn State Marine at December 10, 2020 04:24 PM (fl+V3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk - two times at December 10, 2020 04:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (nxdel)
Yeah, Kate McKinnon was singing Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah' as the Hillary character.
The funnier part took place about four years later, at Trumps virtual GOP convention. After Trump accepted the nomination at the outdoor White House event, the first piece of music that played afterwards was Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah - an instrumental version.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2020 04:24 PM (6xA3t)
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What if I threw in a hand job?
Posted by: Pete Davidson at December 10, 2020 04:24 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2020 04:24 PM (poEUH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
His brother Harley is a bad ass.
Pete's a lightweight.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (2BZBZ)
Two broken hands.
Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (KnJdm)
A few years ago I broke my right hand.
I'm right handed.
Let's just say I didn't bother switching.
Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 10, 2020 04:21 PM (Msrhc)
I'm guessing it's because lefties need constant validation for their feelings.
So there needs to be programming 7 days a week to do that for them, at any moment they might turn the TV on.
SNL fills the late Saturday evening slot.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (L8ADy)
If we are allowing willowed posts...
I'm still chuckling at the actions of the PA legislature, filing suit in support of the people suing their state to force them to do what they have the power right now to do.
They swear they're doing everything they can to contest the election results...short of using their actual powers to select electors.
Slowly but surely their balls will fully descend if we keep applying pressure.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 10, 2020 04:26 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (icI8A)
To be fair, actresses age like unpasteurized milk when it comes to career lifespan.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:26 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (icI8A)
Who?!?
Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2020 04:26 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (Aashi)
She is embarrassed...
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (MkuC5)
Yes, that was it. Thank you! My memory ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (nxdel)
They swear they're doing everything they can to contest the election results...short of using their actual powers to select electors.
they probably just didn't have the numbers
I appreciate that they did this
now they have to save us from what Wolf is trying to do to us right now
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (j9HX3)
John Belushi, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Dan Ackroyd, Eddie Murphy, Phil Hartman, Norm McDonald, Dana Carvey
Even in the early days, the last half hour was unwatchable and unfunny crap. Those were the skits Al Franken usually wrote
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (Aashi)
I'm right handed.
Let's just say I didn't bother switching.
Posted by: Robert
You dawg!
Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (YltW9)
Whoa, wait a minute. Some Hollywood exec thought this doucheweasel would be a draw in a remake of "It's a Wonderful Life?"
Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (nxdel)
She is embarrassed...
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (MkuC5)
BITCH, GIVE ME MY FUCKIN' WALKIES!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Lab at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (icI8A)
Who?!?
Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2020 04:26 PM (+d/JO)
Appears to be a buxom brunette with a smile that reminds me of the alien in Alien.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (MkuC5)
of Staten Island went out of their way to support him afterwards.
Pete Davidson's kinda like the Cindy Sheehan of show business. You'd be fucked up too if your career was built on your dead father's grave.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (4uSHG)
that's actually an apt metaphor for our entire culture right now
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (YltW9)
How do you do that 'accidentally'?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (buTO7)
CCCP 1 episode
Dave Thomas wrote great book on the magic behind that show. Basically being stranded in the middle of frozen Canada with no distractions and no adult supervision.
Posted by: Keith at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (JN3C9)
Look at Mr Big Brains.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (GHGMr)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:05 PM (aKqzO)
Exactly. Bernie's not a big enough player, even if his heart is in the right place.
Posted by: VT is Smallsville at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (icI8A)
Is Poehler the last one to get any success? For some definition of success? I can't think of any others.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (l6b3d)
Here's what I don't get -- even if everyone involved with SNL is a "paid actor," don't they still have to wear masks and social distance?
Like, including the people doing skits in stage?
How do they avoid THAT rule?
Or is the rule that I need to wear a mask while walking down the street to get a beer at the bodega, but live stage plays don't need masks?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (UPoLF)
She is embarrassed...
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 10, 2020 04:27 PM (MkuC5)
BITCH, GIVE ME MY FUCKIN' WALKIES!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Lab at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (+d/JO)
THERE'S THAT DOOD WITH THE BOXES AT THE FRONT DOOR!! AGAIN!!
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (icI8A)
==========
"Improv more! Improv harder!"
-Paul Feig's direction
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:25 PM (L8ADy)
They still think millions watch it. My lefty brother actually thinks Jimmy Fallon is on Johnny Carson's level of humor and influence
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (qAR6u)
Phil Hartman
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (GHGMr)
Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 10, 2020 04:17 PM (zUdXR)
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I pity the left.
They're so devoid of humor, they have to pay people to laugh.
Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (RU4sa)
Good grief, that's not even really winter. People in New York are always complaining how awful winter is.
Yeah, nah. That ain't winter.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (hku12)
(I'm a little biased because she went to my High School,.but I've never met her)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/yy9xjrq6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (WkPC9)
Since they are employees, do they get W2's and have to file NYS & Fed taxes on it?
Did SNL get their socials to file as employer?
It's not just a simple work around of covid regulations.
Just ask the people that received "free" cars from Orca.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (fu1JC)
As employees, they surely must be part of some union or another, like the rest of the cast and crew, right?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2020 04:31 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2020 04:31 PM (RU4sa)
https://tinyurl.com/yyryahvy
Posted by: Bert G at December 10, 2020 04:31 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: csmats at December 10, 2020 04:31 PM (X5VFN)
They still think millions watch it. My lefty brother actually thinks
Jimmy Fallon is on Johnny Carson's level of humor and influence
___
I've got more testosterone in my rectum that that man had in his whole body!
/Looks at camera whispers: call me Barry
Posted by: Jimmy Fallon at December 10, 2020 04:31 PM (qlFIA)
of Staten Island went out of their way to support him afterwards.
Pete Davidson's kinda like the Cindy Sheehan of show business. You'd be fucked up too if your career was built on your dead father's grave.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (4uSHG)
Yeah, and he incorporates it in to way too many jokes.
It's very strange and a bit cringey. One of his jokes was about the movie Snakes on a Plane (or something) and his punch line was "that was the worst thing that ever happened in my life that involved a plane."
Yikes dude.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:31 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear
Just lazy writing on my part. I'd stuff a dog like i'd have clownsex. Wait that came out wrong.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 04:31 PM (YltW9)
I honestly have no idea who you are talking about. Gotta assume she's barely a 1.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (GHGMr)
Overnight lows are in the 30s?
Good grief, that's not even really winter. People in New York are always complaining how awful winter is.
Yeah, nah. That ain't winter.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (hku12)
I decided a long time ago that if it ever snowed here (San Diego), I would stay home and let all the idiots kill each other on the roadways. We can't even drive in the rain for Pete's sake. And forget fog.
Posted by: jim at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bert G at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (KdF3o)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (buTO7)
CCCP 1 episode
Dave Thomas wrote great book on the magic behind that show. Basically being stranded in the middle of frozen Canada with no distractions and no adult supervision.
Posted by: Keith at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (jdGlx)
Loved "Three-C-P Television Moscow"
Another favorite sketch of mine was the NASA production of "Murder In The Cathedral".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (dfRN6)
Man, they work cheap. Imagine getting paid such a paltry amount in NYC to endure such torture.
I guess it continues to appeal to the academia crowd so much because Academia continues to be so centered, rational, and intellectual.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (icI8A)
93 The Towering Inferno episode. The tallest, thinnest building, with nuclear power plant on top.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (buTO7)
CCCP 1 episode
Dave Thomas wrote great book on the magic behind that show.
Basically being stranded in the middle of frozen Canada with no
distractions and no adult supervision.
Posted by: Keith at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (jdGlx)
Loved "Three-C-P Television Moscow"
Another favorite sketch of mine was the NASA production of "Murder In The Cathedral".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (dfRN6)
Celebrity Jeopardy. "I'll take anal bum covers"--Sean Connery
Posted by: jim at December 10, 2020 04:33 PM (ynpvh)
BITCH, GIVE ME MY FUCKIN' WALKIES!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Lab at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (+d/JO)
THERE'S THAT DOOD WITH THE BOXES AT THE FRONT DOOR!! AGAIN!!
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (MkuC5)
FUCK YOU, BIRDS!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Lab at December 10, 2020 04:33 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 04:33 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (GHGMr)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2020 04:31 PM (RU4sa)
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, FTW!
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 10, 2020 04:33 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:33 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Obligatory at December 10, 2020 04:33 PM (qlFIA)
John Belushi, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Dan Ackroyd, Eddie Murphy, Phil Hartman, Norm McDonald, Dana Carvey
Without endorsing all these choices, I'd add Chris Farley and Spade.
Eddie Murphy did all his best work off SNL. I mean, who's really in stiches over Buckwheat?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (uxUoN)
I guess it continues to appeal to the academia crowd so much because Academia continues to be so centered, rational, and intellectual.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (HhXSr)
I suspect it's probably mostly young women who recently moved to NYC from Bumblefuck, Wisconsin or whatever, and they think that sitting in the audience for SNL is a "cool" thing to do.
That would be my guess.
Oh, and they probably dragged along some of their simp boyfriends.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (UPoLF)
Let's all remember that the real "ruler" of the USA is not the President, or the Congress, or the Supreme Court, whose office-holders are elected and appointed and change over the years.
The true ruler of our republic is the Constitution. Now, you might say "we the people" are the rulers, but this being a republic, we the people elect people to lead, and we do so (and they lead us) through the framework and limitations provided by the Constitution.
The Constitution is the good cop to the Declaration of Independence's bad cop.
Basically, the Constitution is the government's promise to the people, written by the people* that the government (not the people) will behave and follow the rules. So long as it does, the scary old bad cop doesn't have to come back out, guns a'blazing, watering the tree of liberty with blood as Jefferson warned.
That's what so amazing about the founders of this country: They created a system of government that legally subjugates government to the will of the people.
*The founding fathers could have made themselves a conglomeration of tyrants ruling over the colonies. Instead, those enlightened idealists and dreamers decided simply to be people the same as the rest, and really and truly to let the people govern themselves. Then they wrote a document that was designed to be the absolute law of the land, whose purpose was not to list the rules and prohibitions imposed upon the people to ensure obedience to government, but rather the rules and prohibitions imposed on the government to ensure freedom of the people.
That's amazing.
Yet as Adams said, the Constitution is only good if the government and people are God-fearing. Godless people can't make use of such a Constitution. They will abuse it and ruin it, and the republic with it.
SCOTUS has a chance to look a the big picture and see that we are at a crossroads the likes of which we have not been since 1860. They can either drop the ball, ala Dred Scott, or they can rise to the moment and avert catastrophe.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (ZR7kf)
Who?!?
Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2020 04:26 PM (+d/JO)
Appears to be a buxom brunette with a smile that reminds me of the alien in Alien.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM
You got me look her up, but nah. Nah, bro, nah.
Buxom has a certain criteria. Throw me another one, I'll let you know
Posted by: bob frapples at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (2y6oq)
The shop is very popular due to having the best card selection in the area. But, I also know the shop isn't "essential."
Word on the street is that a bunch of restaurants have gotten together and are suing Newsom about the covid shutdown. These places jumped through multiple hoops and spent mucho dinero to setup outdoor dining, only to have even that taken away. They're fed up and trying to do something about it.
Viva la Resistance!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Fvcking Frank at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (GHGMr)
She looks like a slightly less fortunate Lena Dunham. Yes, I did my moron duty.
Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)
James Brown in the Hot-tub was pretty funny.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (1ISKN)
LOL. Gee, who could have seen that coming?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (KnJdm)
Skateball is wrapped, palleted and on the truck headed North out of Phoenix.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (GHGMr)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (icI8A)
I have been bombarded with heavy criticism by members of GOP like @newtgingrich. They claim I am hurting election chances of @KLoeffler and @sendavidperdue
All I have done is ask Kelly and David to demand @BrianKempGA order legislature to deal with fraud and support @realDonaldTrump.
I guess old Lin doesn't understand that the solution for GOPe grifting Chicom corruptocrats is to vote for more GOPe grifting Chicom corruptocrats.
GFY, Noot.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (naieP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)
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Mister Robinson's Neighborhood?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (Uhu8A)
Minneapolis cut millions from its police budget after George Floyd
killed himself with an anal overdose of fentanyl, and now crime in
Minneapolis has skyrocketed.
LOL. Gee, who could have seen that coming?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (k4dH2)
George Floyd. Because he's dead.
Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (KnJdm)
Man, they work cheap. Imagine getting paid such a paltry amount in NYC to endure such torture.
I guess it continues to appeal to the academia crowd so much because Academia continues to be so centered, rational, and intellectual.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (HhXSr)
Step 1: Wait for tickets to go on sale online and immediately scalp them all
Step 2: Go to wrong side of tracks, hire 100 Mexican day laborers who don't speak English, hand out tickets
Step 3: Profit
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)
James Brown in the Hot-tub was pretty funny.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (1ISKN)
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"I'm Gumby, dammit!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (dfRN6)
The Towering Inferno episode. The tallest, thinnest building, with nuclear power plant on top.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 04:23 PM (buTO7)
CCCP 1 episode
Dave Thomas wrote great book on the magic behind that show.
Basically being stranded in the middle of frozen Canada with no
distractions and no adult supervision.
Posted by: Keith at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (jdGlx)
Battle of the PBS Stars. The Mr. Rogers (Martin Short) vs. Julia Child (John Candy) boxing match.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (byL7B)
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It blowed up. It blowed up really good!
Posted by: billy sol hurock at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (UDapT)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (zppBX)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (T1Dne)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (nakwk)
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"Oh, no..."
-Little Insom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)
James Brown in the Hot-tub was pretty funny.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (1ISKN)
IIRC, kill de white people song and kill my landlord were pretty funny too, but it was pretty hit or miss.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: VT is Smallsville at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (BBWrU)
How is his heart in the right place when all he does is scam his followers? What landmark legislation has he sponsored? What exactly does that sputtering fuck stand for other than MOAR HOUSES for him and his whore wife?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
White like me
Am I allowed to say that?
Posted by: Miklos, in uncertain times at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (1ISKN)
Unce, tice, fee times a mady.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (1ISKN)
'And we will kill the white people
Oh-oh we gonna make 'dem burn'
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (GHGMr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (T1Dne)
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What?!
Apparently I could get 7 handjobs from a major hollywood actor for that much!
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)
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Mister Robinson's Neighborhood?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 04:36 PM (Uhu8A)
I'm Gumby dammit!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: spindrift at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (g7qf6)
Whoa, wait a minute. Some Hollywood exec thought this doucheweasel would be a draw in a remake of "It's a Wonderful Life?"
Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2020 04:28 PM (+X9Vs)
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Only because Brie Larson wasn't available ...
/
Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (JN3C9)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (icI8A)
And then I saw a video of Pete Davidson living in his parents' basement.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (T1Dne)
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Objection:
He's already dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
Why only 3?
Posted by: Think biggerly at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (BBWrU)
Yeah. I flubbed it.
Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (qlFIA)
People just dont appreciate humor like they once did.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Miklos from Season One at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (icI8A)
John Belushi, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Dan Ackroyd, Eddie Murphy, Phil Hartman, Norm McDonald, Dana Carvey
Without endorsing all these choices, I'd add Chris Farley and Spade.
Eddie Murphy did all his best work off SNL. I mean, who's really in stiches over Buckwheat?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)
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I know this is not going to be a popular choice but I'd add Farrell.
Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Think biggerly at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (BBWrU)
++++++++++
Three is a good start?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (hYcqw)
'And we will kill the white people
Oh-oh we gonna make 'dem burn'
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (GHGMr)
Tyrone Green and his Reggae Band
Posted by: bob frapples at December 10, 2020 04:39 PM (2y6oq)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 10, 2020 04:39 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: flounder at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (KnJdm)
LESS fortunate Lena Dunham? That's...not good.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 10, 2020 04:39 PM (zNpyh)
/
Posted by: ShainS at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (JN3C9)
Is that, like, a personal attack or something?
Posted by: Brie Larson at December 10, 2020 04:39 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Think biggerly at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (BBWrU)
++++++++++
Three is a good start?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (hYcqw)
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Consult the Book of Armaments!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (dfRN6)
But the court is balanced between liberals and conservatives! John Roberts just happens to keep voting the right way!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (qlFIA)
May I introduce you to the Comsymps of Georgia's Corrupt state government?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (naieP)
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (v0R5T)
but Coming to America is right up there with Masterpieces like The Three Amigos, imo.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (GHGMr)
Posted by: bob frapples at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (2y6oq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (T1Dne)
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Objection:
He's already dead.
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James, we live, ergo, comedy continues. We are the Morons dammit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: Obligatory at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (qlFIA)
Oh-oh we gonna make 'dem burn'
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (GHGMr)
Mrs. Mandela? Is that you?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (aKqzO)
Why only 3?
Posted by: Think biggerly at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (BBWrU)
Cool. They do 3, then next time we're in power, we do 5, then next time they're in power, they do 8.
That's how a healthy government functions, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (T1Dne)
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Objection:
He's already dead.
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James, we live, ergo, comedy continues. We are the Morons dammit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (SYa/Z)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ6wSei-NJU
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: dartist at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (gmo/4)
Ironically, The State was pretty funny.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (KbCG3)
I'm crushing your head.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (1ISKN)
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Yep, that show has sucked for decades.
It wouldn't be worth $150 to have to sit through it. The audience should have received hazard pay, given the psychological strain of having to listen to that toxic garbage. It probably caused brain damage just being in the same room with some of those dimwitted no-talent boobs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (k4dH2)
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You people? In power? After we get Uncle Joe in? HAHAHAHA
Posted by: The Left at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: bob frapples at December 10, 2020 04:39 PM (2y6oq)
"We sing of freedom and equality.
But we really don't care we just want money money money.
We want to drive in a big black limousine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. We gonna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. But buy my record first ooh."
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (nakwk)
Eddie Murphy did all his best work off SNL. I mean, who's really in stiches over Buckwheat?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)
James Brown in the Hot-tub was pretty funny.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:35 PM (1ISKN)
IIRC, kill de white people song and kill cill my landlord were pretty funny too, but it was pretty hit or miss.
FIFY
Posted by: goozer at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (PwwcI)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (gmo/4)
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Yep, that show has sucked for decades.
It wouldn't be worth $150 to have to sit through it. The audience should have received hazard pay, given the psychological strain of having to listen to that toxic garbage. It probably caused brain damage just being in the same room with some of those dimwitted no-talent boobs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (k4dH2)
I'd do it for $150, but they'd have to pay me up front.
Get drunk ahead of time, then heckle them until I get kicked out.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (UPoLF)
IIRC, kill de white people song and kill my landlord were pretty funny too, but it was pretty hit or miss.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:37 PM (L8ADy)
I think that was Garrett Morris, who was funnier than Eddie Murphy, IMHO
Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: VT is Smallsville at December 10, 2020 04:29 PM (BBWrU)
> How is his heart in the right place when all he does is scam his followers? ...
I meant "in the right place" for his fellow travellers in the pro-Communist crowd. But he's too loony to have any practical pull for them. So they sideline him.
Posted by: Bernie 4 Green New Deal Czar at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 04:33 PM (Uhu8A)
yeah. Not everything worked but most of it did, most of the time.
So many "favorites."
Tip O'Neil's 3d House of representatives
Mellonville gets a new arts center
A Star is Born
Posted by: Keith at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)
Hot dose.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2020 04:38 PM (G0vdT)
He is a massive jerk, but he was funny on SNL.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (zppBX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (/On2j)
That's how a healthy government functions, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (UPoLF)
As I've been saying, don't think that's not going to be rattling around in Roberts' brain.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (L8ADy)
Ironically, The State was pretty funny.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (KbCG3)
It was, and The Upright Citizens Brigade wasn't horrible.
They were both poor mans versions of Kids In The Hall
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (l6b3d)
Look at Mr Big Brains.
...
ah, right-o.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (L8ADy)
Well, there isn't a whole lot he can do about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (YltW9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)
Hot dose.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (nakwk)
Very
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: The Assassination of Buckwheat at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (22mNy)
Look at Mr Big Brains.
...
ah, right-o.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (nuqdl)
Ixnay on the ath-may.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (+X9Vs)
Garrett Morris as the translator for the deaf.
Posted by: The Barrel at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (L8ADy)
Well, there isn't a whole lot he can do about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (UPoLF)
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There's one thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (GHGMr)
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That movie's in heavy, heavy rotation on one of the cable channels.
Funniest bit for me is at the veeery end when the old guy tells the joke about the fellah who orders soup in a restaraunt. Cracks me up every time even though I know it's coming.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (dfRN6)
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Same here. The first three or four years was good with the occassional great skits. We smoked a lot of pot so it maybe wasn't as good as I remember it. I always like the Gong Show and the Unknown Comic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (SYa/Z)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (zppBX)
He was at least capable of staying in character and not cracking up at his own laugh lines, unlike Jimmy Fallon.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Vote to invalidate the election results in 4 states, to try to keep Trump in power?
Heh, I s'pose.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (+X9Vs)
Garrett Morris as the translator for the deaf.
Posted by: The Barrel at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (AiZBA)
What "art movie" was he in back in the 80's?
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (L8ADy)
That's how a healthy government functions, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (UPoLF)
Geometric growth in SCOTUS size would be great. Maybe it could even reach superexponential growth, as the number of Elvis impersonators did for awhile.
Posted by: Scalia impersonator at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (GHGMr)
Looked her up on the IMDB.
[cringes]
She's not a 1.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (ZSK0i)
They actually skewered Al and his lockbox nonsense.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (WEBkv)
Garrett Morris as the translator for the deaf.
Posted by: The Barrel at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (AiZBA)
He probably got more right than South African ASL translator.
Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (+X9Vs)
Garrett Morris Basebol been berry good to me.
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (gmo/4)
209 Someone needs to give Pete Davidson a real beating or better quality heroin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)
Hot dose.
It worked for me...
Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Vote to invalidate the election results in 4 states, to try to keep Trump in power?
Heh, I s'pose.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (UPoLF)
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Invalidate unconstitutional measures that were rife with fraud that don't actually reflect the will of the people?
Perhaps a better way to frame it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Ironically, The State was pretty funny.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (KbCG3)
It was, and The Upright Citizens Brigade wasn't horrible.
They were both poor mans versions of Kids In The Hall
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (l6b3d)
Not to brag but I had the titular line in Star Wars.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (KbCG3)
Das Boot combined with teen sexploitation flicks about trying to get the nerd laid.
The Italian movie one was great too.
"That rump proves the existence of God, father!"
"It's my fantasy. I can have any car I want. Look at all that makeout room in the backseat!"
And the world's best dog food commercial ever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7r6XXI_oX0
(50 seconds)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (UDapT)
Perhaps a better way to frame it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
I was framing it from his point of view. You know he reads the NY Times and is a big libtard who hates Trump.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (H5knJ)
Remember the Hole In the Sheet episode. LOL. Old Hebrew custom that if you do something through a hole in the sheet it is automatically kosher.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (icI8A)
........
I like Persian girls. Well, the ones without a moustache, anyway.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (VU6+m)
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He's weighing that against the blackmailers threatening to expose his pedo island vacations.
I hope he also considers the country he will leave for his kids if he fucks this up.
Posted by: Ward at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (nzKWW)
Perhaps a better way to frame it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
I was framing it from his point of view. You know he reads the NY Times and is a big libtard who hates Trump.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (UPoLF)
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Good point.
But he doesn't matter anymore as long as the other 5 can band together.
And I imagine my framing will be welcomed by the other 5.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (SYa/Z)
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I remember watching "The Gong Show" with a bunch of stoner buddies. We always laughed because it was obvious Chuck Barris was blitzed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 10, 2020 04:48 PM (WEBkv)
That's how a healthy government functions, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (UPoLF)
As I've been saying, don't think that's not going to be rattling around in Roberts' brain.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (L8ADy)
Only things rattling around my brain is hard rock, heavy metal and pus...oh, you weren't talking about me.
My bad.
Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2020 04:48 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:48 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (nxdel)
Geometric growth in SCOTUS size would be great. Maybe it could even reach superexponential growth, as the number of Elvis impersonators did for awhile.
Posted by: Scalia impersonator at December 10, 2020 04:45 PM (BBWrU)
"The Supreme Court voted 887-512, with 1,977 abstaining, in for the plaintiff in Earth vs. Home Box Office Inc., finding that Game of Thrones Season 8 legally meets the definition of crimes against humanity. Justice Makaley Smith-Furlong, writing for the majority, stated 'Seriously. The Iron Fleet had like six boats and they kill one dragon, then, like, a thousand can't kill another one? Where's the consistency here?'"
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
And I imagine my framing will be welcomed by the other 5.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
I hope so.
But don't be surprised if it goes 7-2 to punt the case or rule against TX. I'd say Thomas, maybe Alito will be on "our side."
The rest of the "conservative" judges are much bigger question marks for me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (1xWtN)
That's how a healthy government functions, right?
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If the election fraudsters aren't identified and hung, how do you propose getting to a "next time we're in power"?
Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (hku12)
I decided a long time ago that if it ever snowed here (San Diego), I would stay home and let all the idiots kill each other on the roadways. We can't even drive in the rain for Pete's sake. And forget fog.
Posted by: jim at December 10, 2020 04:32 PM (ynpvh)
Where I am in Colorado, we don't really have much of a winter either, but it's funny to me how every year around this time we get inundated with news about how bad the weather is in New York.
Which would be surprising, if it weren't for the fact that corporate media in New York is ALWAYS engaging in navel gazing, and I guess they think the rest of us care.
News flash, New York. We don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2020 04:50 PM (hku12)
And I imagine my framing will be welcomed by the other 5.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
I hope so.
But don't be surprised if it goes 7-2 to punt the case or rule against TX. I'd say Thomas, maybe Alito will be on "our side."
The rest of the "conservative" judges are much bigger question marks for me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (UPoLF)
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If I had to make a prediction, I'd say 7-2 against us.
I'm not making a prediction. I'm just crossing my fingers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 10, 2020 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (L8ADy)
Well, there isn't a whole lot he can do about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:44 PM (UPoLF)
Besides covertly lobby for it.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 10, 2020 04:50 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (aKqzO)
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I don't care who you are, that's pretty funny right there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 04:50 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:50 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: aelfheld at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)
Das Boot combined with teen sexploitation flicks about trying to get the nerd laid.
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Gritty WW2 flick where the nerd is the one guy who knows how the power plant works and everyone else on the sub are busty lesbians?
Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (kOpft)
MOTION FOR LEAVE (1) TO FILE BRIEF ... AND (2) TO DO SO IN AN UNBOUND FORMAT ON 81/2-BY-11-INCH PAPER ...
Posted by: Mother, may I? at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (yQpMk)
***
You have to presume Barrett knew this moment would come and took the job.
Kav is getting impeached and arrested if Tyrant Biden and Kamel Toe are installed.
Which leave Gorsuch. To whom I say, I don't care what skeleton's you have in your closet, this is your moment to save the Republic.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (1xWtN)
News flash, New York. We don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2020 04:50 PM (hku12)
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When I lived in MN, we mocked NY'ers for putting on heavy winter jackets on days we'd just button the top button of our long sleeve shirt.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (WEBkv)
Ditto SCTV. When they have real competition, they always come up short. Kids in the Hall was way better too even if it wasn't on at the same time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)
Look at Mr Big Brains.
...
ah, right-o.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2020 04:43 PM (nuqdl)
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It's probably more like 2+ hours since the audience has to be checked in and seated prior to the show starting. And SNL does two shoes. They do the first show which is a dress, and also taped in case something happens during the live broadcast. So if you add that all in it's more like 5 or 6 hours. $25/hr to sit through 2 SNL shows.....no thanks.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (1ISKN)
Oh yeah, Mark McKinney (I crush you little head!) in The Kids in the Hall.
Also, those skits where Bellini kept showing up.
And best of all, Dave Foley as the neighborhood Ax Murderer.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (ZSK0i)
MOTION FOR LEAVE (1) TO FILE BRIEF ... AND (2) TO DO SO IN AN UNBOUND FORMAT ON 81/2-BY-11-INCH PAPER ...
Posted by: Mother, may I? at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (BBWrU)
It helps to disguise the fact they are just making shit up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (63Dwl)
I think that was Garrett Morris, who was funnier than Eddie Murphy, IMHO
Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2020 04:42 PM (+X9Vs)
No, Garrett did the "I'm gonna grab my shotgun, shoot all the Whiteys I See" tune, which was his adaptation of a song that had a very different word in the place of 'Whiteys'.
Posted by: goozer at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (PwwcI)
Sure, as a written joke, its good. But I mean, it falls kind of flat when told in December.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:53 PM (1xWtN)
The "switch in time that saved nine."
The court did a 180 on everything and started ruling how FDR wanted them to rule.
The threat was enough to make them change all of their legal theories over night.
Don't be shocked if that's what's going on here, too.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:53 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2020 04:53 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Obligatory at December 10, 2020 04:53 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (l6b3d)
Y'all do know that you've got my ass pennies in your pockets, right?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 10, 2020 04:54 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Robert at December 10, 2020 04:54 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: Al Pacino in Reno Drinking Vino at December 10, 2020 04:54 PM (A4Dbz)
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2020 04:47 PM (v0R5T)
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One of the hottest girls I knew back in the day was a Persian Jewish chick. SHA-WING.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 10, 2020 04:54 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (63Dwl)
It was a building and loan in It's A Wonderful Life.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 10, 2020 04:54 PM (aKqzO)
MOTION FOR LEAVE (1) TO FILE BRIEF ... AND (2) TO DO SO IN AN UNBOUND FORMAT ON 81/2-BY-11-INCH PAPER ...
Posted by: Mother, may I? at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (BBWrU)
It helps to disguise the fact they are just making shit up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (1ISKN)
I don't know. Every court has their own rules. It's annoying.
"The complaint must be filed on green paper, and the response on red paper. Must use Times New Roman, size 12, with the text stretched to fit the page." blah blah blah
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:54 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2020 04:54 PM (UDapT)
Wisconsonites don't understand why anyone would drink inside in such a temperate climate.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at December 10, 2020 04:55 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:55 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 04:55 PM (buTO7)
Two dead at Ft. Bragg
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=108156
(Firmly dons metallic chapeau, cinches down tightly) Hmm, we have two SOF types turn up dead at Bragg; a CIA former SOF type in Somalia. Where are the other three bodies from the German server farm raid going to turn up?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at December 10, 2020 04:55 PM (N3El/)
Don't people have to wait in line and suffer through pre-show warm-up? Add that time and you, what, cut the hourly pay rate in half?
Still, not worth it at twice the price. I can watch bad skit comedy with progressive lecturing all day on YouTube for free with no-ad proxy filters. Which, suffice it to say, I don't.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2020 04:56 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:49 PM (UPoLF)
Just post National Guard around their homes.
For life.
Not prohibited like LE at polling places.
Posted by: golfman at December 10, 2020 04:56 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:56 PM (1xWtN)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2020 04:56 PM (5ui6E)
Two dead at Ft. Bragg
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=108156
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (1xWtN)
Sounds like a family disagreement, not an op
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (ifmtJ)
"The complaint must be filed on green paper, and the response on red paper. Must use Times New Roman, size 12, with the text stretched to fit the page." blah blah blah
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
At least they don't require monks with quill pens.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (63Dwl)
https://youtu.be/aKcxHTr_Xwo
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (buTO7)
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Ironically, The State was pretty funny.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 10, 2020 04:40 PM (KbCG3)
I'm crushing your head.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:41 PM (1ISKN)
There were a lot of those edgy shorts, I think mostly coming from the Adult Swim family... I don't have any knowledge of what they're up to now though.
I kinda lost interest.
Hate to say it, but most of the humor I get these days is on Youtube. Some genuinely funny people there. It's different though. To the extent comedy has a standard, standup and sitcoms... I think they're most nowhere now.
Not just due to the Covids, but eh, it's too played out. Everything's already been done, and nothing "mainstream" is allowed to be funny anymore anyway.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (hku12)
MOTION FOR LEAVE (1) TO FILE BRIEF ... AND (2) TO DO SO IN AN UNBOUND FORMAT ON 81/2-BY-11-INCH PAPER ...
Posted by: Mother, may I? at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (BBWrU)
It helps to disguise the fact they are just making shit up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (1ISKN)
I don't know. Every court has their own rules. It's annoying.
"The complaint must be filed on green paper, and the response on red paper. Must use Times New Roman, size 12, with the text stretched to fit the page." blah blah blah
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:54 PM (UPoLF)
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It's a power trip.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (22mNy)
Persis Khambatta
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:56 PM (1xWtN)
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Sorry, she was Indian.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (1xWtN)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (UDapT)
What possible use would such a hotkey have? OOH mom is coming into the room and I have porn running CRASH!
Good God, what a retarded button (screwdriver rips key off)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 04:58 PM (KZzsI)
Persis Khambatta
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:56 PM (1xWtN)
.......
Bald space babe. Yum.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2020 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
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"The complaint must be filed on green paper, and the response on red paper. Must use Times New Roman, size 12, with the text stretched to fit the page." blah blah blah
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
At least they don't require monks with quill pens.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 04:57 PM (63Dwl)
Oooohhhh, I can't believe I never thought of that!
Consider it done.
*Bangs gavel*
Posted by: Some Judge Somewhere at December 10, 2020 04:58 PM (+d/JO)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 04:58 PM (YltW9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2020 04:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 04:55 PM (H5knJ)
I'm saying that they're threatening to pack the courts, and have told Roberts behind the scenes that they won't do it as long as the court plays ball.
Kind of independently of those lawsuits here, which I don't think the court is going to take very seriously anyways. But a good way to show that he's not a ring wing nut job is to get as many "conservatives" as possible to vote against TX in the case.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:59 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2020 04:59 PM (H8QX8)
I think part of it is just Van Halen "are they paying attention" trickery.
But I think that the bulk of it is legal mind set where they have to have an exact, specified, carefully written rule for EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 04:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2020 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pete Mavidson at December 10, 2020 05:00 PM (xjb1E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 04:59 PM (KZzsI)
I see you've never read anything in the Code of Federal Regulations?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 05:00 PM (1ISKN)
Me: LOLGF they voted for this, I hope every casino goes bankrupt. Fuck all those assholes
My wife: Why are you so mean?
LOL
Posted by: Asshoes at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Too bad the guy's a raving liberal. Never really expected it from him, but he sorta let out his Inner Dave in an HBO show (I think it was) years ago. I guess he's Canadian Conservative which means Pretty Damn Liberal.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (HhXSr)
Roberts behind the scenes that they won't do it as long as the court
plays ball.
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Err....but they are going to do it whatever John Roberts does.
If the SC allows Biden to be installed he will appoint enough doctrinaire socialists to make sure the SC does what the Democrat Party clients want.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (63Dwl)
Remember when "liberals" were for the working man? Now they wear their
contempt on their sleeves and smug faces. They've even succeeded in
wiping out 50% of minority owned businesses.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2020 04:59 PM (H8QX
They should pay their customers with cake or something.
Posted by: Pete Mavidson at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (xjb1E)
(I'm a little biased because she went to my High School,.but I've never met her)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 10, 2020 04:30 PM (icI8A)
she just needs to get naked...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2020 04:56 PM (5ui6E)
Yeah, and Staten Island is a red area. So it's okay to make fun of them as a bunch of trump lovin' rednecks who have to pay $19 to cross a bridge to leave their stupid little island. (I know you get a discount on the Verrazano if you have a staten island ez pass, but just go with it)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (UPoLF)
to put a "PC SHUT DOWN" BUTTON ON MY @(*^$@()^@# KEYBOARD?????
What possible use would such a hotkey have? OOH mom is coming into the room and I have porn running CRASH!
Good God, what a retarded button (screwdriver rips key off)
It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like some help?
Posted by: Clippy at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (UDapT)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at December 10, 2020 04:55 PM (N3El/)
Wasn't that the Egypt helicopter crash from a month ago?
Posted by: Balance the bodycount books at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (BBWrU)
News flash, New York. We don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2020 04:50 PM (hku12)
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When I lived in MN, we mocked NY'ers for putting on heavy winter jackets on days we'd just button the top button of our long sleeve shirt.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 10, 2020 04:52 PM (WEBkv)
I met a guy here, moved from Alaska about the same time I arrived from Missouri. He was rather... droll about the cold here.
So yeah, I haven't seen him since the Covids, but all last winter I'd run into him and he'd be wearing a long sleeve shirt.
Dude, knock it off already. We get it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (hku12)
He may be trying to get out in front of this with the "Trump has asked me to argue" stunt.
Because I think it's a stunt. the only place that's reported it is The Hill. Why would these guys let someone not on the team argue anything?
Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2020 05:02 PM (AwPyG)
Oh well.
My wife and kids love me.
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2020 05:02 PM (2BZBZ)
Peter Davidson say the waterproof mascara on my bung hole really catches the highlights in my pubes!
Posted by: Jar Jar Twinks at December 10, 2020 05:02 PM (WIi/7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2020 05:00 PM (1ISKN)
Oh FFS...'on a form and in a manner...' because that makes it all lawyerly and shit.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 10, 2020 05:02 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 10, 2020 05:02 PM (W4eKo)
Just stop talking about SNL. It's like watching dead trolls float in the water after millions all jump of the cliff.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 04:58 PM (YltW9)
SNL is just the "populars" making fun of the non pops
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 10, 2020 05:03 PM (xjb1E)
While I don't think the rules should be this arcane, there are two justifications: (1) when you are having to dispose of lots of things in a timely fashion, all the color coding and what not serves a sorting/organizational function (there's a lot of paper, or was before things started going electronic); and (2) if you leave counsel to their own devices, you will get a bewildering array of poorly thought out formats. I work for an appellate court, and the childlike nature of some of the filings is depressing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 05:03 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
We're all indians. I left my peace pipe at home so have a beer.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 05:03 PM (YltW9)
I am highly skeptical of this claim. I would not be surprised if he was okay with it happening, if he was given evidence of corruption, but not that he was involved somehow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2020 05:04 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Clippy at December 10, 2020 05:01 PM (UDapT)
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No. And you're The Clippit, dammit, you little bent-wire bastard!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 05:04 PM (Uhu8A)
Yikes. And since the lady in charge of Calpers is a partner (!) I suppose we can assume California taxpayer money is supporting it.
Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2020 05:04 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: ## at December 10, 2020 05:04 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 10, 2020 05:04 PM (EIK47)
Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2020 05:04 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Allie at December 10, 2020 05:05 PM (vmRc0)
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The cop trials should be fun for Minneapolis. I wonder if they'll spring for extra security, or if they'll just let the jurors and defense attorneys get beat up, or worse, because "racial justice" or whatever bullshit slogan they'll apply.
I saw from one of JJ's reports a while back that muzzie AG Keith Ellison is already trying to keep cameras out of the courtroom. LOL, yeah nothing says "honest, transparent process" like making sure that the public can't see it, right Keefie?
No doubt the scumbag is relying on his accomplices in the "media" to keep the public in the dark about what the evidence will show: that Floyd died as a result of his own actions, by a self-administered overdose of fentanyl, three times the lethal amount, that he shoved up his ass long before he had any contact with the cops, who restrained him exactly as they had been trained to do (by the black-Democrat-led Minneapolis PD) when dealing with suspects exhibiting signs of drug use and excited delirium, such as anxiety, paranoia, and disorientation, all of which Floyd was clearly displaying in the videotapes of his arrest.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 10, 2020 05:05 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2020 05:05 PM (HrMC1)
WI has had outdoor areas for smokers for years. Very cool ceiling heaters, packed with people and filled with smoke like the old days. And the bar is empty.
Posted by: dartist at December 10, 2020 05:05 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 05:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 10, 2020 05:06 PM (ZSK0i)
Remember when "liberals" were for the working man? Now they wear their contempt on their sleeves and smug faces. They've even succeeded in wiping out 50% of minority owned businesses.
Posted by: Ordinary American
Republicans did that by blocking our HEROES bill!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2020 05:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 04:59 PM (KZzsI)
Back when I submitted my doctoral dissertation, there was some university-wide school marm whose entire job was to find *something* wrong with the margins, spacing, page number positions on chapter start-pages, etc., and force you to fix it. If you had many errors, she might just take a selection of 4 or 5, and let the rest slide by.
I guess computerized templates have helped this a bit by now.
Posted by: Form over function at December 10, 2020 05:06 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2020 05:06 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 05:04 PM (Uhu8A)
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Gad, early in my IT career, there was a whole cottage industry devoted to turning that stupid thing off.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 10, 2020 05:06 PM (WEBkv)
Two dead at Ft. Bragg
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=108156
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2020 04:51 PM (1xWtN)
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Fourteen leaders relieved or suspended after scathing report on Fort Hood
https://tinyurl.com/y3926phq
Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2020 05:07 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 10, 2020 05:07 PM (0B4QF)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 10, 2020 05:07 PM (Uhu8A)
Liberals aren't for the working guy. They're for preening their virtue while being applauded by their Grievance-group pets.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 05:07 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
Does rehab count?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 10, 2020 05:07 PM (Wh23s)
Yeah I just took a hit on my grades in one class because the prof insisted that my A+ essay had to be retyped because I didn't use the right spacing on my margins with the footnotes.
This attitude may explain why I flunked out of college.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 05:07 PM (KZzsI)
Me: LOLGF they voted for this, I hope every casino goes bankrupt. Fuck all those assholes
My wife: Why are you so mean?
LOL
Posted by: Asshoes
I'm that way for anyone in a blue state. Especially that lady restauranteur that we talked about earlier in the week who's whine about being shut down while the guy who put up an outdoor tent was able to open, went viral. I'd bet money she voted for Newsom and Garcetti.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2020 05:08 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2020 05:06 PM
I lived in SoCal during the Gray-outs. Escaped shortly thereafter.
Posted by: Bert G at December 10, 2020 05:08 PM (OMsf+)
https://tinyurl.com/y393a84j
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 10, 2020 05:04 PM (EIK47)
.......
lol
"His Hairfulness"
"well-coiffed head"
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2020 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
Judging by her IMDB page, never. but she's been busy enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 05:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: I've seen longer shots at December 10, 2020 05:09 PM (BBWrU)
Sometimes that is what it takes to get that red pill and I welcome them in when they do. But I get your meaning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2020 05:09 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2020 05:08 PM (fu1JC)
Yeah, I, too, am getting closer to that position.
"Oh, when you voted for these candidates, you thought these shitty policies would only affect OTHER PEOPLE and now you're super duper upset that it's affecting you as well?"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 05:10 PM (UPoLF)
They will Californiation the whole country with illegals voting legal, packing the court, eliminating Amendments starting with 2nd then 1st.
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2020 05:10 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: G. Gnome at December 10, 2020 05:10 PM (OQcPl)
The brief of the AZ/AK/ID lawmakers centers on the Guarantee Clause (republican form of govt), saying that free and fair elections are the very basis of it.
Posted by: I've seen longer shots at December 10, 2020 05:09 PM (BBWrU)
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No, coming up with Democrat winners is the very basis of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2020 05:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2020 05:10 PM (ZfRYq)
This is what the Q folks call "the great awakening"
The reason (to us, at least) that it seems to be taking so long is because people need to wake up to the fact that things are grim.
There's definitely been an awakening among my relatives.
Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2020 05:11 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 10, 2020 05:11 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2020 04:59 PM (UPoLF)
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Ah. So they'll only be *extorting* the courts! Whew.
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2020 05:11 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2020 05:10 PM (ZfRYq)
His commericals (for whatever is sponsoring him this week) at the end of his skits are actually funny too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 10, 2020 05:11 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2020 05:12 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2020 05:12 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2020 04:58 PM (YltW9)
Can you buy dead troll scoops at Lowes.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 10, 2020 05:14 PM (534JN)
Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 10, 2020 05:15 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 10, 2020 05:17 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 10, 2020 05:18 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 10, 2020 05:18 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 10, 2020 05:20 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 10, 2020 05:20 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 10, 2020 05:21 PM (CZm2G)
Why would anyone pay for an HJ?
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2020 04:22 PM (2BZBZ)
Two broken hands.
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Hump a pillow. C'mon, man.
Posted by: Armchair Sinner at December 10, 2020 05:24 PM (BnOvL)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 10, 2020 05:24 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 10, 2020 05:43 PM (XwTyM)
His skit doing a Tom Brokaw imitation, reading Gerald Ford's obit is pants wettingly funny.
Look it up if you haven't seen it...it worth your time!
Posted by: browndog at December 10, 2020 05:45 PM (BgMrQ)
He's a "Sorry your Dad died on 9/11" hire.
Which is worse than an affirmative action hire.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 10, 2020 04:20 PM (BM2fS)
I'd bet you could put together a sketch comedy troupe consisting of people funnier than Pete Davidson solely from the children of 9/11 victims that were minors on that day. His presence on SNL is ***baffling***.
Posted by: Zombie Alex Trebek at December 10, 2020 05:52 PM (w+Ped)
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