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Tyranny Ends When The Tyrant’s Enforcers Won’t Enforce It Any More
[Buck Throckmorton]
Tyranny doesn’t end because citizens overwhelm the tyrant’s troops and then storm the tyrant’s fortress. It ends when the tyrant’s enforcers refuse to shoot ordinary civilians. And the reason they choose not to shoot civilians is because they’ve made a calculated decision that it is now their most prudent course of action.
Newsom, Whitmer, de Blasio, and all the other tyrants born of Covid are drunk on the power they’ve claimed during this “emergency.” They have claimed that by winning an election – once - they may now assume dictatorial powers, ignore existing laws, and suspend the Bill of Rights. Chief among these powers is determining which businesses and lives they can destroy with a simple decree. Most of the police and city employees enforcing decrees that shut down businesses are just “following orders.” Although they may not identify as bad people, they are engaging in evil behavior and they must be compelled to stop doing so. And they can be compelled to stop. Of course, there are also still plenty of badge-wearing bullies who are living their best life right now. They get to intimidate housewives at an outdoor park or arrest a small business owner trying to keep his shop open, and for once these cowardly bullies can give it their full swagger, because they feel safe picking on harmless people. They too must be compelled to stop. By the way, good cops hate these wimps with a badge. Perhaps its time for 21st Century Minutemen. If a flash mob of hundreds of people quickly assembles whenever and wherever they’re needed to protect a business and prohibit enforcement of tyranny, the enforcers will have to decide to either back off or persist. And persisting would require state violence against citizens who have engaged in the “crime” of protecting a business against a decree that isn’t even a law. If the utility cut-off person cannot gain access, will he call police? Will police tear-gas and arrest 500 people who refuse to let them destroy the business owner’s life? A police officer tazing and shackling a 110 lb woman for not surrendering her business could become as famous as the police officer who arrested George Floyd. Would the enforcers also fear how citizens, who are savvy about their constitutional rights, might react if state violence is imposed on the peaceful crowd? No harm in that. Peaceful people seeking to stop the tyranny will not initiate violence, but will not back down at the threat of it either. It might be a more prudent choice for the tyrant’s ground troops to just not enforce these unlawful decrees after all. Bravo to the Riverside County Sheriff’s office for stating that his department will not enforce California Governor Newsom’s unconstitutional shut downs. When a majority of law enforcement officers are on board, state and city bureaucrats will have no backup to call when modern Minutemen stand between the enforcer and the business owner. The enforcer will back down. And the tyrants will be powerless.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ladyl at December 11, 2020 05:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 11, 2020 05:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 05:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2020 05:34 PM (y7DUB)
I am starting to see stuff like this in MO too. More businesses still displaying signs that the oppressors require, but quite obviously only halfway wearing their masks and being nonchalant if their customers don't. We need SO much more, though.
Posted by: Catherine at December 11, 2020 05:34 PM (5ihJp)
Posted by: somewhere north of I-64 at December 11, 2020 05:34 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 11, 2020 05:34 PM (5J6jI)
the government's Covid 19 tests by showing how a glass of coke yields a
positive result.
Science!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 05:35 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2020 05:34 PM (y7DUB)
Yeah.
I have no intention of "obeying" that pathetic asswipe.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 11, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at December 11, 2020 05:35 PM (341HI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 11, 2020 05:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 05:37 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 05:37 PM (zNpyh)
Count me in, even if it's only to serve hot cocoa to the troops.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 05:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 11, 2020 05:38 PM (5J6jI)
Count me in, even if it's only to serve hot cocoa to the troops.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 05:38 PM (nxdel)
Reload the rifles !
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)
The official White House Christmas 2020 ornament honors President John F. Kennedy.
Posted by: The CIA is trembling at cucumbers at December 11, 2020 05:39 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:39 PM (Cxk7w)
A police officer tazing and shackling a 110 lb woman for not surrendering her business could become as famous as the police officer who arrested George Floyd.
__________
Not if it's never reported. Not if social media delete a citizen video.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:39 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 05:39 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:40 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 11, 2020 05:40 PM (zUdXR)
The official White House Christmas 2020 ornament honors President John F. Kennedy.
Posted by: The CIA is trembling at cucumbers at December 11, 2020 05:39 PM (BBWrU)
1) Very old news
2) There are several official ornaments
3) Melania/her office is in charge of decorations and selected them at the beginning of the year
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (ydrLJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (r+sAi)
The first group of people to try this get the competent FBI agents going after them and they will be caught and they will be destroyed.
So you need a large group of people to do this at once. And a plan for what to do when the Feds arrest all the leaders.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (nakwk)
Yeah, no. That's not the angle we're going to go with. Matter of fact, we're not reporting it. It simply never happened.
Posted by: The MFM at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (HhXSr)
--
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Nuremburg at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (8TGt5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:42 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 11, 2020 05:42 PM (er/ld)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2020 05:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 11, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)
The bugeyed squint announced today the curfew wouldn't affect the Browns and Bengals night games and some dipshit kickball match. You know what exceptions mean? IT'S NOT A SERIOUS UNDERTAKING!
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2020 05:42 PM (y7DUB)
I'd love it if Whitmer, Newsom, etc. had a Ceacescu moment.
https://youtu.be/TcRWiz1PhKU
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:42 PM (mht8P)
I want them strung up by their ankles, then hit them with spiked baseball bats until they burst open like human pinatas.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:43 PM (nakwk)
If you think the government cares what happens to you because of the China Flu then your dumber than a bag of wet hammers.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 05:43 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 11, 2020 05:43 PM (ol6cB)
You are wonderfully supportive.
Today, my smart coworker (just ask her) is trying to convince me that CA, OE, WA, and NY are going to secede. That Chinese troops are in place to support that, up to 100,000, with more in Canada. And that our ready reserve brigades in the US Army, from the 82nd Airborne, Big Red 1 in Kansas, and 3rd Infantry Div in GA are deployed to stop this.
It seems a bit much, when the Chinese can depend on Democrat and Republican office holders to end the US without all that drama.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:43 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 05:44 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Captain Hate
No, no! You are drawing the incorrect conclusion.
The Rona is schmart! It's knows when to be infectious and when not to be.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2020 05:44 PM (Rvt88)
Playing thrash metal on your guitar. Fuck yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (nakwk)
Do your neighbors ever mention your music playing ?
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Do not subcontract out representative democracy (i.e., a republic). Get involved. Don't just pester elected and appointed officials, become one. I was going to join S.F.'s entertainment commission until my life became a little too complicated to do so, but when all this is over, if there's anything left, I will. I may also volunteer for the civil grand jury. Be the instrument of change you want someone else to be for you.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (WT46P)
Yeah, no. That's not the angle we're going to go with. Matter of fact, we're not reporting it. It simply never happened.
Posted by: The MFM
FACT! It never happened, I checked!
Posted by: Social Media Fact Checker. at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (ydrLJ)
You'd like to order a pizza?
Here's a list of government approved places you can order one from. These are the toppings you're allowed. The driver will be in an electric vehicle and will need to recharge at your residence. You'll not be reimbursed, but the pizza is $2.99. No refunds. And if you were a Trump supporter, you will be denied service because Poppa Sugar's don't do raaaaaaasists.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (gy3TP)
It's going to happen in your own community. Good on these sheriffs who answer to the people, and not state capitols, with dictators making up rules as they go.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (hku12)
Do your neighbors ever mention your music playing ?
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:44 PM (zr5Kq)
No.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: nckate at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (rEqap)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (lJuMe)
Yeah, no. That's not the angle we're going to go with. Matter of fact, we're not reporting it. It simply never happened.
Posted by: The MFM
FACT! It never happened, I checked!
Posted by: S
in fairness, there are not that many 110 lb women
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (gy3TP)
Thank you {{{Ben Had}}}
Lord knows I can use some of both.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (r+sAi)
Yeah, no. That's not the angle we're going to go with. Matter of fact, we're not reporting it. It simply never happened.
Posted by: The MFM at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM
Umm...yeah. This.
Any report by the traitorous media on something called the 21st Century Minutemen will not be favorable.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (axyOa)
If you just stand around and accept arrest, all you've accomplished is providing video proof than standing up for the oppressed gets you arrested.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (kOpft)
Yeah, no. That's not the angle we're going to go with. Matter of fact, we're not reporting it. It simply never happened.
Posted by: The MFM at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (HhXSr)
Yep. Even pre- social media going full Ministry of Truth the videos that have been out of these already got squirreled away really quick.
Now? Won't ever get a foothold.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (Ojki1)
Most people don't realize WHY the Soviet Union went quietly into the night in 1989-1991.
Gorbachev was a third generation apparatchik who didn't have blood on his hands from either the 1917 Revolution, 1918-1922 Civil War, 1918-1956 Gulag Archipelago, 1956 Hungary or 1968 Czech Uprisings. He and his generation didn't have the stomach for slaughter that Lenin/Stalin and Khrushchev in the first two generations had. Those assholes were bathed in blood and loved it.
China's "revolution" was a generation later than the Russians', and they're still being ruled by the second generation of lunatics who bathed themselves in blood in the Great Leap Forward from 1958-1962, the Cultural Revolution from 1966 to 1976, Tiananmen Square in 1989 and and all the other psychotic depredations from 1949 to present.
Once the third generation of ChiComs comes along in about 10 years, and they have no experience with mass-murder, China will finally fall back into pure capitalism and shake off the Blood-Thirsty Commie Bullshit they've suffered through for the last 70 years.
But, if Biden/Harris/Whomever is president for the next 8 years, China will destroy us before they turn back into a nominally normal country.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (TArQP)
The FNM gave it no attention whatsoever.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (Cxk7w)
The Rona is schmart! It's knows when to be infectious and when not to be.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2020 05:44 PM (Rvt8
I appreciate the solidarity expressed in being disgusted by that rancid turd. Can the Ohio GOP pick 'em or what?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (gy3TP)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 05:48 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Y
it is these men and their comments that made the hq what it is.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2020 05:48 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2020 05:48 PM (qlFIA)
I approve of major pushback.
Resist the lockdown.
Resist the mask.
Posted by: Beatgirl at December 11, 2020 05:48 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (gy3TP)
Sure, whatever is easiest.
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 05:37 PM (CZm2G)
Openly defying the tyrant is the first step to getting rid of them.
Ultimately, the people with the guns make the rules, and when the rulers run afoul of them, their power evaporates in an instant - as it did with Ceausescu, Mussolini, Mugabe, etc.
No matter how we look at it from an ideological standpoint, the reality of the situation is that the true ruler is always whoever has the most force, and this is why the Founders were so distrustful of standing armies.
Posted by: Cato, Nemo me impune lacessit at December 11, 2020 05:49 PM (Mww3d)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 11, 2020 05:49 PM (FsgBK)
I was happy where I lived and did not fight for I was not where the unhappiness prospered. I was still happy where I lived and did not fight even as unhappiness grew for I remained outside the unhappiness. But then the unhappiness crossed my threshold and no one came to make me happy because all the happiness was gone.
I know where you're coming from but I'm reminded of the historic parable that urges me to get into the fight. It's hard coming to terms with all this.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2020 05:49 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk a
I saw a lady in a local store today without a mask. When I went in and there were no tourons inside I took mine off. No one likes the mask.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 11, 2020 05:49 PM (7bcfy)
Dr. Pierre Kory is board-certified in critical medicine, pulmonary diseases, and internal medicine. He has worked closely with critical COVID-19 patients across the US throughout the pandemic. He is the chief of the critical care service and medical director of the trauma and life support center at the University of Wisconsin.
"And the most, the most overwhelming data is in the prevention of transmission of COVID-19. If you are on ivermectin, the studies and their randomized control trials, large and well done show, if you're taking ivermectin, you will not contract COVID-19. I repeat. If you are taking ivermectin, you will not contract COVID-19."
Transcript: https://dryburgh.com/ivermectin-pierre-kory/
Youtube: https://youtu.be/fSL7sqOudoE
Website: https://covid19criticalcare.com/
Posted by: Can we just not commercialize this once? at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (BBWrU)
A police officer tazing and shackling a 110 lb woman for not surrendering her business could become as famous as the police officer who arrested George Floyd.
__________
Not if it's never reported. Not if social media delete a citizen video.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:39 PM (mht8P)
Or...Big Media and Social Media run the video and lie about it - saying it shows a crowd of white supremacists battling with police who were only doing their duty to enforce COVID safety rules for everyone! The goal will be to keep the legions of Karens fearful and totally on-board with any measure to keep them safe! We who are rational about masking and business restrictions are fighting against the Karen Legions as well as the tyrants in elected positions. madness
Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (AMIL/)
Well, I was reelected without opposition this time. I can tell the good people from the bad. We are losing good people.
I advocated a clear and hold strategy for the local area, and a combination of the local media, a Soros funded group acting outside of their 501 (C) 3 charter, and the local University President (very dependent on Chinese money) have halted all our progress.
I am the only one left in office of the 4 we were planning on.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 05:45 PM (gy3TP)
Thank you {{{Ben Had}}}
Lord knows I can use some of both.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM
I'm throwing in a couple of drams of Irish.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)
Are they filled with candy?
Please say yes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (u1+n/)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay
Texas's rebuttal to the response from the 4 dirty shitholes was a scorcher.
Posted by: Social Media Fact Checker. at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (ydrLJ)
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action or AssClowns."
I might have embellished a little.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (V9+3c)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (lJuMe)
Truthfully I never found her attractive at all.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 05:51 PM (gy3TP)
You are wonderfully supportive.
Today, my smart coworker (just ask her) is trying to convince me that CA, OE, WA, and NY are going to secede. That Chinese troops are in place to support that, up to 100,000, with more in Canada. And that our ready reserve brigades in the US Army, from the 82nd Airborne, Big Red 1 in Kansas, and 3rd Infantry Div in GA are deployed to stop this.
It seems a bit much, when the Chinese can depend on Democrat and Republican office holders to end the US without all that drama.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:43 PM (u82oZ)
So? Then we would to turn *all* the commies in those states, and maybe some in our increasingly stupid hat, into good commies.
We already have infiltrators.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 11, 2020 05:51 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 11, 2020 05:52 PM (89T5c)
3 Stopped by a 7/11 today without the mask, 10 people in there wearing mask, nobody said anything.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk a
I saw a lady in a local store today without a mask. When I went in
and there were no tourons inside I took mine off. No one likes the mask.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 11, 2020 05:49 PM (7bcfy)
I'm the only one without one is Frys usually. Its unbelievable, and the number that wear them outside is incredible. They will line up for the mandatory vaccine. Doomed i tell you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 11, 2020 05:52 PM (ol6cB)
Are they filled with candy?
Please say yes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (H5knJ)
__________
Instead of embalming fluid, chocolate syrup.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:52 PM (mht8P)
I'm throwing in a couple of drams of Irish.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)
I'll take it. Thanks...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:52 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:39 PM (mht8P)
Or...Big Media and Social Media run the video and lie about it - saying it shows a crowd of white supremacists battling with police who were only doing their duty
==================
So, what you get is two stories, with passionate believers on both sides. Yeah, that's gonna end well.
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 05:52 PM (HCeRP)
No touch! Would not be prudent. I got a story why, but but not for here. It's too out there even for here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:53 PM (u82oZ)
Are they filled with candy?
Please say yes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 05:50 PM (H5knJ)
Yes. Organ and viscera candy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:53 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 11, 2020 05:53 PM (TArQP)
Thats funny because I saw some far out stuff on the twatters earlier today claiming the same and relating it to the recent F16 crash.
Posted by: Rusty at December 11, 2020 05:53 PM (gtWiK)
She kind of had the naughty librarian with glasses porn star look to a tee back in the day.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2020 05:54 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: nckate at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM
This is when civil disobedience should start. Pick out 6 places and make a resistance sign and go out at night and post one in each space. It can say anything.
Fight back!
No Masks!
Dems Suck!
Then watch to see how long they stay up.
Then make 6 more and put up in 6 new places.
People will get the idea.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2020 05:54 PM (axyOa)
and there were no tourons inside I took mine off. No one likes the mask.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 11, 2020 05:49 PM (7bcfy)
In CVS today and I forgot to wear the mask. Saw an attractive blond lady shopping, also without. Nobody in the store said a word.
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 05:55 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: nckate at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM
Zombies ??
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)
----------------
Texas's rebuttal to the response from the 4 dirty shitholes was a scorcher.
Posted by: Social Media Fact Checker. at December 11, 2020 05:50
----------------------
Link?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 11, 2020 05:56 PM (TArQP)
Posted by: Glen Campbell at December 11, 2020 05:56 PM (T/D/t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:53 PM (u82oZ)
I didn't know that was even possible.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 11, 2020 05:56 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:57 PM (u82oZ)
Our res. is for Monday. As of today, no extension to the ban.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 11, 2020 05:53 PM (TArQP)
________
The scene in Frankfort. An aide reports to Gauleiter Beshear. "Your Excellency, olddog and his wife are dining here on Monday." Beshear snarls back, "30 more days!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:57 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: iandeal at December 11, 2020 05:57 PM (gohv5)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 11, 2020 05:57 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 05:46 PM (r+sAi)
.........
Except: "Stick 'em up! Gimme all your cash and those heat lamp hot dogs!"
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2020 05:58 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 11, 2020 05:58 PM (ydrLJ)
But, if Biden/Harris/Whomever is president for the next 8 years, China will destroy us before they turn back into a nominally normal country.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 05:47 PM (BM2fS)
Sharkman, that is a very interesting insight. It also gives me hope for this country.
I'm fairly confident that -- leftist eliminationist ideology notwithstanding -- this group of elites neither has the stomach nor the competence to get their hands dirty, and bathe themselves in the American blood necessary to keep the commanding heights that they hope bloodless tech and gaslighting will help them attain.
If anything, they'd hope to get us into some ginned-up war so they can ship all the young red-staters off to fight for them. That's the only way they can hope to neuter us.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 11, 2020 05:58 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 11, 2020 05:57 PM (lgiXo)
They were quite snappy, weren't they.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:58 PM (nakwk)
It looks like clay, Playskool people.
What a fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 11, 2020 05:58 PM (89T5c)
Except: "Stick 'em up! Gimme all your cash and those heat lamp hot dogs!"
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
________
Wearing a mask should be good for one free robbery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:59 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Social Media Fact Checker
----------------------
Link?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay
Here:
https://tinyurl.com/TX-Reply---TX-v-Asshoes
I've got all the filings downloaded into DropBox, and printed out. Long weekend reading, hoping Our Black Robed Masters don't fuck us.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 05:59 PM (BM2fS)
Except: "Stick 'em up! Gimme all your cash and those heat lamp hot dogs!"
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
I saw the Heat Lamp Hot Dogs open for The Bonzo Dog Band at the Bottom Line in '76.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2020 05:59 PM (s2VJv)
What a fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Sacrilegious.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2020 05:59 PM (Rvt88)
Deliberately speaks truth about election violating their new terms of service.
Too funny, Dershowitz trolling for a fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFooNHQrR9A
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 05:59 PM (CZm2G)
I can tell it at a MoMeet. Maybe.
I have stories about our co-working (she followed me to this job from our last job) but this is bigger than that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 05:59 PM (u82oZ)
Somebody should make a Tyrants List. Post it, circulate it far and wide. Let the Tyrants know they are on The List.
Posted by: Bill Barr, worst AG ever at December 11, 2020 06:00 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 05:57
----------------------------
Hahahaha. That's similar to what I told wife when we let MO.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 11, 2020 06:00 PM (TArQP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 06:00 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Social Media Fact Checker. at December 11, 2020 05:50
===========
WSJ editorial scorched the Texas lawsuit today. Does Texas have standing? I'm about done with the WSJ, just waiting for the outcome in GA to end a 30 year subscription history.
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 06:00 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 06:02 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Bill Barr, worst AG ever at December 11, 2020 06:02 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 06:02 PM (gy3TP)
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 06:00 PM (HCeRP)
The presidency of Donald Trump is like the pair of glasses that Rowdy Roddy Piper had on in They Live. Once you put them on, you know who all the inhumans are.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 11, 2020 06:02 PM (4tiP2)
"Oh, my Science!", "Science damn you!"
We have competing sects of atheists in the newsrooms and the papers. United Atheist Alliance vs. Allied Atheist Alliance vs. United Atheist League.
Life imitates "art".
It would be freakin' hi-larious if it wasn't so tragic.
Posted by: InCali at December 11, 2020 06:02 PM (y3UFf)
Posted by: Social Media Fact Checker
Actually there were two, and both were great, I agree.
https://tinyurl.com/y6sxoqfl
https://tinyurl.com/yxpreecs
Posted by: But we don't have SCOTUS votes at December 11, 2020 06:02 PM (BBWrU)
not everyone.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, fuck it at December 11, 2020 06:02 PM (yx0HS)
♪ ♫ Good evening! ♫ ♬
I am but a simple man who works hard for your life-affirming hugs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:03 PM (u82oZ)
Stay inside...the Rona will kill you now.
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (8TGt5)
I'd go out just to spite 'em. And call all my like-minded patriot frandz.
Posted by: SandyCheeks at December 11, 2020 06:04 PM (u1+n/)
Whose grip controls you all
Resist me not, surrender
I'll no compassion call.
Tyrant
Captor of humanity
Tyrant
Conqueror of them all
Tyrant
Hideous destructor
Tyrant
Every man shall fall
Here's my favorite verse:
Your very lives are held within my fingers
I snap them and you cower down in fear
You spineless things that belly down to slither
To the end of the world you follow to be near
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:04 PM (KAi1n)
It looks like clay, Playskool people.
What a fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I'm an old school Roman Catholic and it is difficult for me not to commit a mortal sin when thinking about "Pope" Frankie the Pedophile Communist Fuck.
Oops. I think I just did.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 06:04 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: The Fuzz at December 11, 2020 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 06:05 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 11, 2020 06:00 PM (HCeRP)
I subscribed from the mid 70s until 2010 when I let it lapse; if anything I waited too long.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2020 06:05 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 06:06 PM (zr5Kq)
We all need to work on communication between ourselves...even tho many of us dont want to talk to others...lol.
Posted by: Two Weeks at December 11, 2020 06:06 PM (ELnqd)
Indeed:
Michigan also admits that it *is at a loss to explain the allegations* showing that Wayne County lists 174,384 absentee ballots that do not tie to a registered voter. That is precisely the point. And it illustrates exactly why the Court should grant Plaintiffs motion
Posted by: Rusty at December 11, 2020 06:06 PM (gtWiK)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2020 05:49 PM (HhXSr)
I know exactly what you are talking about.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 11, 2020 06:06 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Skip
Dr It = Mr. Phyllis
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2020 06:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 06:06 PM (gy3TP)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:07 PM (x00iF)
"Oh, my Science!", "Science damn you!"
We have competing sects of atheists in the newsrooms and the papers. United Atheist Alliance vs. Allied Atheist Alliance vs. United Atheist League.
Life imitates "art".
It would be freakin' hi-larious if it wasn't so tragic.
Posted by: InCali at December 11, 2020 06:02 PM (y3UFf)
one of the groups was all otters. Stone and Parker were prophets
Posted by: J. Jonah Goldberg at December 11, 2020 06:07 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Stay inside...the Rona will kill you now.
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2020 05:41 PM (8TGt5)
......
It's just outside of your front door
Posted by: Earworm, you're welcome at December 11, 2020 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 06:07 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Marooned at December 11, 2020 06:08 PM (yYptV)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)
All about power, runner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:08 PM (IXA9E)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 11, 2020 06:09 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at December 11, 2020 06:09 PM (W4eKo)
They'll sit back and wait until the patriots are gone and then arrest the owner
Or shut off his water or electric
Find an unpaid tax bill.
And they've a whole building full of judges ready to order the owner to jail
Sure, fight the snake.
But you still have to cut the head off
Cops~prosecutors~judges~politicians
The whole body needs chopped apart
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 11, 2020 06:09 PM (RO9ap)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:09 PM (u82oZ)
Stay inside...the Rona will kill you now.
Posted by: torabora
It's calling from INSIDE the house !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the This Ain't the Andromeda Strain Critic ... at December 11, 2020 06:09 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 06:10 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at December 11, 2020 06:09 PM (W4eKo)
I could go for a bar hopping cheese dog right this minute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:10 PM (IXA9E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:08 PM (IXA9E)
I know....
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 06:10 PM (zr5Kq)
PDT's hold on the military is stronger than the leftover Obots have.
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 06:11 PM (9UmRs)
A few mayors in Illinois have told Jabba the Pritzker to pound sand. They will not close businesses any more. The sheriff of DuPage County said he wouldn't enforce Jabba's latest lock down. A number of restaurants in Illinois have remained opened. Jabba said he would send the Illinois state police around to check on businesses with the threat of pulling their liquor licenses. I don't know if they will do it. From what I've seen of the Illinois state police the only thing they know how to do is sit in speed traps. Jabba may have to rely on the Karen Stasi as his last resort.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2020 06:11 PM (XlLtd)
Posted by: SFGoth
Poetic Justice.
Stop teasing me!
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 06:11 PM (BM2fS)
one of the groups was all otters. Stone and Parker were prophets
Posted by: J. Jonah Goldberg at December 11, 2020 06:07 PM (Izzlo)
Yeah, one of their more prescient episodes.
Posted by: InCali at December 11, 2020 06:11 PM (y3UFf)
I finally understood the French Revolution, The Third Reich, and Pol Pot in Cambodia in the last four years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:11 PM (u82oZ)
Picked up 200 rounds of 380 and another 200 rounds of 45. They had quite a few handguns and AR type rifles in stock as well.
Why was i at the collision center? 1) I misjudged how far away the parking curb was from the sidewalk, 2) I misjudged how much larger the parking curb was from normal parking curbs, & 3) i totally did not see the two rebar spikes sticking out of the top of the parking cub. Ripped the front lower air damn off the charger. $500 deductable on a $2700 repair. First world problem.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 06:12 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 11, 2020 06:12 PM (ydrLJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y4onxujk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 06:10 PM (WkPC9)
Good thing about Rome? 938 churches inside city limits alone. You cannot swing a dead cat without hitting some priceless piece of art or a nativity scene.
The big thing about the St Peter's Square one was that it was a full size barn that the nativity is set in. However, there are nativity scenes everywhere and some of them are very very elaborate (which makes sense when you think about it.) One church had like a several acre scene in miniature. Gorgeous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:12 PM (IXA9E)
It looks like clay, Playskool people.
What a fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
That is hideous, and as a Vatican art historian in the article said, irreverent for the majesty of the Holy Family. It seems more totemic than worshipful. She also mentioned something called the Pachamama incident at the Vatican, in which Jorge had a statue of an Andean fertility goddess erected there.
My prayers for the Catholic brethren here.
Posted by: Moki at December 11, 2020 06:12 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at December 11, 2020 06:09 PM (W4eKo)
.........
Don't forget those little packets of relish. Just got them in last February.
Posted by: Hapu at December 11, 2020 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/y4onxujk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 06:10 PM (WkPC9)
It looks like Rankin-Bass Christmas special production.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 11, 2020 06:13 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
Maybe we should negotiate...
Posted by: Flyover... at December 11, 2020 06:13 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Moki at December 11, 2020 06:13 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
Maybe we should negotiate...
Posted by: Flyover... at December 11, 2020 06:13 PM (Rbu5d)
What will Mitt do?!!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:13 PM (IXA9E)
https://tinyurl.com/y4onxujk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 06:10 PM (WkPC9)
And yet one suspects it is the least worst of the versions the Vatican wanted to approve.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 06:14 PM (Ojki1)
https://tinyurl.com/y4onxujk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
One of those pictures looks like Baby Yoda is making an appearance.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2020 06:14 PM (BM2fS)
Dinner with my wife at a local greasy spoon (her words, not mine) with no masks for us.
Have a great night.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2020 06:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:14 PM (IXA9E)
As most of you know, my dad passed away back in February. Heart, not Chinese lung rot. His mail comes to my house now. Most of it junk mail that I trash unopened. That's flirting with disaster since my delightfully contrary father insisted on opening every piece of mail. Today, however, he received a Christmas card from an old friend of his. The man clearly didn't know Dad had left us. So I had to make out a Christmas card and put in a note that told this man his old friend had been gone for 11months and he hadn't heard that news.
Fuck.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2020 06:14 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: InCali at December 11, 2020 06:14 PM (y3UFf)
Apartment Dweller: Who's there?
L: Meter man.
AD: I'm sorry. Our meter is outside. You can read it out back.
L: Milkman.
AD: We don't want any. We don't drink milk.
L: TV Repair.
AD: We don't watch TV, only radio.
L: Covid-19.
AD: Oh! Just a moment. *[door opens]*
L: Yeaaargh!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2020 06:15 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Unkaren at December 11, 2020 06:15 PM (+YG79)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 06:15 PM (gy3TP)
Why not?
How about all the officers who participated in the confiscation effort?
Posted by: 6'4 and Full of Mustard at December 11, 2020 06:15 PM (syhsX)
I just saw another good quote attributed to Snowden:
"When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals."
When the truth is being a called a "debunked" lie, you are being led by liars.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:16 PM (dK2Mx)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2020 06:14 PM (Vxu+H)
Sorry to hear that MadamM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:16 PM (IXA9E)
Bif. I hate you. (Not really) I have 1,000 rds of .45, but I'm what I consider to be woefully short of.380. Not that I can shoot the damn thing anyway, it's back at SandW for a safety recall.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 11, 2020 06:16 PM (VNmG1)
So far he's removed six 30 pound otters, and a massive 100 plb beaver. Says there are still at least two more beaver amd numerous otter still there.
She has a Piranese (sp?) Ghost dog, he was yarfing at the trapped beaver this morning, but wisely staying out of reach. Mom said the beaver was nearly 2/3 the size of the dog.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 06:17 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Unkaren
But they have to send out a tech to resume services for a small fortune.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 11, 2020 06:17 PM (ydrLJ)
Yep; That Vatican nativity scene is UGLY:
I'll say. Who is that supposed to be with the cooling fins?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 11, 2020 06:17 PM (HaL55)
https://youtu.be/_7vML9C3PZk
Posted by: Flyover... at December 11, 2020 06:17 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at December 11, 2020 06:17 PM (W4eKo)
So far he's removed six 30 pound otters, and a massive 100 plb beaver. Says there are still at least two more beaver amd numerous otter still there.
She has a Piranese (sp?) Ghost dog, he was yarfing at the trapped beaver this morning, but wisely staying out of reach. Mom said the beaver was nearly 2/3 the size of the dog.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 06:17 PM (VcFUs)
Did anyone else snicker to themselves while reading this comment?
'100 lb beaver' lol!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (IXA9E)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 06:17 PM (VcFUs)
That's a bit o'l beaver.
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Bif. I hate you. (Not really) I have 1,000 rds of .45, but I'm what I consider to be woefully short of.380. Not that I can shoot the damn thing anyway, it's back at SandW for a safety recall.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 11, 2020 06:16 PM (VNmG1)
Today's purchase puts me over 1000 rounds of each.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (x00iF)
https://tinyurl.com/y4onxujk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 06:10 PM (WkPC9)
It looks like Rankin-Bass Christmas special production.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 11, 2020 06:13 PM (AiZBA)
Damn. We'll just have to try harder to get that gig next year.
Posted by: Sid & Marty Krofft at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (8/7u2)
I'm sorry. That sounds like a hard thing to have to do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: f'd at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (NKj4V)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 11, 2020 06:19 PM (zUdXR)
Did anyone else snicker to themselves while reading this comment?
'100 lb beaver' lol!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (IXA9E)
I almost saved this for the night walkers.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 06:19 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: f'd at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (NKj4V)
Definitely NOT Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:20 PM (IXA9E)
Michigan also admits that it *is at a loss to explain the allegations* showing that Wayne County lists 174,384 absentee ballots that do not tie to a registered voter. That is precisely the point. And it illustrates exactly why the Court should grant Plaintiffs motion
Posted by: Rusty at December 11, 2020 06:06 PM (gtWiK)
Similarly:
@Barnes_Law 18h
Logic from Pennsylvania: our laws guaranteeing right to observe elections doesn't actually mean a right to "meaningfully" observe & our laws requiring a signature doesn't actually mean a signature that matches. And they wonder why they are being sued?
Posted by: Laws mean what we say they do at December 11, 2020 06:20 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 11, 2020 06:19 PM (VcFUs)
Oh, yeah. They take everything. You can post it there too, you know.
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 06:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 06:20 PM (gy3TP)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 06:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 11, 2020 06:20 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: dartist at December 11, 2020 06:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 11, 2020 06:20 PM (89T5c)
Just like my bank account.
*rimshot*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:21 PM (IXA9E)
Have we, in this thread, identified the "Tyrants" and "Tyrant's Enforcers," yet?
Because I can name names.
Soros is definitely a tyrant.
CNN the organization is a tyrant.
The Fake News Media "personalites" are the tyrant's enofrcers.
blm and antifa are just terrorist-fodder.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:21 PM (dK2Mx)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 06:22 PM (gy3TP)
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at December 11, 2020 06:22 PM (01M4c)
Posted by: f'd at December 11, 2020 06:22 PM (NKj4V)
"I don't think any human being deserves to be treated like I was treated."
I disagree, Sir. Your jaw is not wired shut.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 11, 2020 06:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Beatgirl at December 11, 2020 06:22 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Mary at December 11, 2020 06:22 PM (artIV)
Hope you thanked his thoughts about your dad.
Actually find this life story that happens and can't avoid.
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 06:22 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Moki at December 11, 2020 06:12 PM
Thank you. We have had worser Popes.
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 06:22 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Ben Had
But it's hard to find a Toronto gal to give you a winter hat these days, imports are doing it cheaper.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 11, 2020 06:23 PM (ydrLJ)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:23 PM (x00iF)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 06:15 PM (gy3TP)
They have wanted to do this for a long time, but it wasn't politically expedient until PDT. The Gulf nations in particular give side eye to Iran, (with the exception of Qatar) because they have fairly stable economies based on petrodollars. The Emirates also have become a global trade center after 97 when China took back Hong Kong. Prior to that, a lot of companies moved to Dubai and Abu Dhabi after the white paper of 87 because they didn't want to be caught with their shorts down when the PRC came barreling in.
The question is who wins the election/who is installed as president, and if Iran gets its US deal back. If it isn't PDT, things may revert to what they were before - overt condemnation/harassment, under table deals.
Posted by: Moki at December 11, 2020 06:23 PM (+X9Vs)
The damage just one beaver can do to the ecosystem is astounding.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
And when you get a whole crew of them working together, damn it!
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2020 06:23 PM (KAi1n)
Then mind your own f*cking business, douchebag.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (W4eKo)
Mummified Mary, Weeble Jesus, Martians, toilet paper rolls and astronauts were some of the comparisons made to represent the Holy Family, the Magi and the angels.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (WkPC9)
True story: When I was a kid, there was a local small contractor company called Beaver Builders.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (dK2Mx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (zr5Kq)
----------------
He is giving the scouts the last chance then he will.
Posted by: His Hairfulness at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:25 PM (x00iF)
My prayers for the Catholic brethren here.
Posted by: Moki at December 11, 2020 06:12 PM
__________
Thank you. It's a sin to wish the death of another, but I hope for a Conclave sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 06:25 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 11, 2020 06:25 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Gina Haspel at December 11, 2020 06:25 PM (QUOVv)
True story: When I was a kid, there was a local small contractor company called Beaver Builders.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (dK2Mx)
I don't get it.
Posted by: 'Beaver' Cleaver at December 11, 2020 06:25 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (m45I2)
Wait, so PA is arguing that it's our mistake for taking PA laws literally, both in spirit and in letter??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (dK2Mx)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:07 PM (x00iF)
We aim to please!
https://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/GibGen.htm
Posted by: somewhere north of I-64 at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (x00iF)
Posted by: Moki at December 11, 2020 06:23 PM (+X9Vs)
I suspect that if Biden wins the Saudis may sign on before the inauguration. That would solidify the agreements and may give them enough influence to prevent the US from rejoining the Iran deal.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (jOcSX)
Any word on who'll be doing the other side?
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (l3+k2)
These people will burn in hell.
Posted by: Beatgirl at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 11, 2020 06:27 PM (E4Ltn)
Dam, that is one lodge beaver!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (m45I2)
Thanks! I just had it stuffed.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 11, 2020 06:27 PM (IXA9E)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 06:27 PM (nakwk)
https://tinyurl.com/y4onxujk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2020 06:10 PM (WkPC9)
It looks like Rankin-Bass Christmas special production.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 11, 2020 06:13 PM (AiZBA)
Damn. We'll just have to try harder to get that gig next year.
Posted by: Sid & Marty Krofft at December 11, 2020 06:18 PM (8/7u2)
It looks like one of the Rifftrax ACI "At Your Fingertips" shorts where kids from the 70s make arts & crafts out of refuse
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 06:27 PM (Izzlo)
---
Not only did this douche start it, he also was responsible (at least in part) for escalating it.
Welcome to reality, pal.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 06:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 11, 2020 06:27 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Captain Hate
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And don't forget the Mad King Inslee!
Posted by: RKae at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (AUtjo)
They can be beneficial too. I used to live near a beaver pond that only me and the beavers knew about. It was very cool, surrounded by woods and swamp. I had a little johnboat I dragged thru the swamp to paddle around in it.
Posted by: f'd at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (NKj4V)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (ydrLJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (lJuMe)
It's been announced Cruz will present Texas' case to SCOTUS.
Any word on who'll be doing the other side?
Kamala-toe Harris. She does everybody.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (x00iF)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (lJuMe)
I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (Cxk7w)
The spaceman in that Nativity looks like something out of Prometheus/Aliens!
Posted by: Rusty at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (gtWiK)
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2020 06:27 PM (Izzlo)
*creepy girl, grinning*
I made something for youuuu!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Church Lady at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (dK2Mx)
Defense lawyers across PA filing appeals on behalf of all clients convicted of everything ever.
Posted by: Bete at December 11, 2020 06:29 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2020 06:29 PM (gy3TP)
Posted by: Moki at December 11, 2020 06:13 PM (+X9Vs) "
Real progress ... nothing that "progressives" would be interested in ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 11, 2020 06:29 PM (/On2j)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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There's a cool joint on the Oregon Coast that's a hardware store and pub.
It's called The Screw 'n' Brew.
Posted by: RKae at December 11, 2020 06:29 PM (AUtjo)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (dK2Mx)
Well, it is actually more complicated than that... Shut the up, peasant!
-Pennsylvania Elites.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2020 06:29 PM (IXA9E)
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He is giving the scouts the last chance then he will.
Posted by: His Hairfulness at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (nzKWW)
How will that work if he does that after Monday when the electors are chosen? Is he hoping that state legislators will re-choose?
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 06:30 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Unkaren at
Exactly. I was notified that they were putting in an "automated" power meter it. I had no say in it. My water and nat gas are different.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at December 11, 2020 06:30 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at December 11, 2020 06:30 PM (ydrLJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2020 06:02
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So.Much. Better, Hadrian. Still regulating/managing meds and water retention issues. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 11, 2020 06:30 PM (TArQP)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:30 PM (x00iF)
True story: When I was a kid, there was a local small contractor company called Beaver Builders.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (dK2Mx)
I don't get it.
Posted by: 'Beaver' Cleaver at December 11, 2020 06:25 PM (AMIL/)
I knew 2 idiots when I was younger who started their own lawn service. One fella was named Mark and the other fella was named Billy.
They called themselves "BM Lawn Service".
Hilarity ensued.
I think one is dead and the other is in and out of the County B & B.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2020 06:30 PM (R/m4+)
Please.
Posted by: somewhere north of I-64 at December 11, 2020 06:31 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Captain Hate
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And don't forget the Mad King Inslee!
There's gotta be space for Numnuts Tim Walz on that tyrant list
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 11, 2020 06:31 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2020 06:30 PM (9UmRs)
I believe there have been challenges to slates of electors in the past.
Posted by: Reverend Al at December 11, 2020 06:31 PM (jK8Z7)
On Thursday, Mogoeng proclaimed: "Lord I judge it; I run it down in the name of Jesus. I lock out every demon of Covid-19. I lock out any vaccine that is not of you. If there be any vaccine that is of the devil, meant to infuse triple-six in the lives of people, meant to corrupt their DNA. Any such vaccine, Lord God almighty, may it be destroyed by fire in the name of Jesus," he added.
During a press-conference on Friday, Mogoeng repeated: "If there is any vaccine that is deliberately intended to do harm to people, that vaccine must never see the light of day. I cry unto God to stop it," he insisted. "I don't care about the consequences. We've been quiet for far too long, toeing the line."
The top judge in South Africa's Constitutional Court also spoke out against making Covid-19 vaccination mandatory in the country. You can't impose a vaccine on people. Why should you? he said.
Posted by: Meanwhile, we have John Roberts at December 11, 2020 06:31 PM (BBWrU)
But that Snowden quote is relevant.
We are being led by Criminals who are using the Law against us while flouting the same Law on behalf of their confederates.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:31 PM (dK2Mx)
Beer helps. (after work of course!)
Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2020 06:31 PM (q177U)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (l3+k2)
I nominate OK. He'll throw out so much crap, they'll never figure it out.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 11, 2020 06:31 PM (VNmG1)
NOOOOOD
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:32 PM (dK2Mx)
Fuck. Off. You putrid, pus dripping, cock scab. Shut the fuck up and go drink some fucking draino. No here cares about your psychotic break. We won't help you. We won't call someone else to help you. We will let you die whimpering about the scary shapes that are eating your shit pile of a brain and we will fucking laugh. Get the fuck out.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (Vxu+H)
Comedy Channel runs a commercial pretty much nightly for Adam and Eve. I'm thinking that advertiser should really rename itself Busy Beaver. Adam doesn't have many items pitched to him.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (HhXSr)
it would seem the anti-maskers on on this by protesting peoples houses and city hall
Boise, ID
Rapid City, SD
Bozeman, MT
If they can protest at Mitch McConnells, Tucker Carlson, Mike Flynn and other Rs house payback is going to be a muther fucka
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (x00iF)
Beer helps. (after work of course!)
Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2020 06:31 PM (q177U)
.........
Wear your mask between sips.
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)
Wait, so PA is arguing that it's our mistake for taking PA laws literally, both in spirit and in letter??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (dK2Mx)
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"When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'
'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all."
-- Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass
Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Beatgirl at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: OK at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (x00iF)
Any word on who'll be doing the other side?
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2020 06:26 PM (l3+k2)
My recollection is that Richard Daley III was a Dem pointman in Bush v Gore.
Posted by: They have no shortage of crooks, of course at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2020 06:24 PM (r+sAi)
They issue verdicts without arguments frequently. But usually those are 9-0 procedural things that are not very controversial.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2020 05:43 PM (nakwk)
This is one of your funniest comment yet.
*starts the slow clap*
Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2020 06:34 PM (q177U)
Beaver hats were popular at time.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 11, 2020 06:34 PM (lgiXo)
Could it be... Satan?
Posted by: Church Lady at December 11, 2020 06:28 PM (HhXSr)
Might be true, regardless of who we see there.
Schumer, maybe.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2020 06:34 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sixty Years Ago at December 11, 2020 06:34 PM (lJuMe)
Brother in law was considering opening a liquor store at a property he owned when county went wet. It was at a Y in the road. Had him talked into naming it Liquor At The Y. No foolin.
Posted by: Rusty at December 11, 2020 06:35 PM (gtWiK)
The Salvation Army says that due to the chyna flu donations are down. It's probably too late in the season for my fellow ettes, but what I do is go to the bank and get $80.00 because I have 8 grandchildren, and let them put dollars in the Salvation Army buckets when we see them. When they were younger they got rolls of quarters, but now they like bills. It's a nice tradition we have for the days we go Christmas shopping. Just thought I'd share cause I love being a grandmother!, and even though I now have 3 in college it's a tradition we all look forward to.
Posted by: Chillin the most at December 11, 2020 06:35 PM (lonOK)
Secondly, America, thats me, and lots of you, our forebears, those dead white guy slave owners?
We are the only peoples in all history, no exceptions, who fought a slave revolt and won. Never mind went on to thrive as no other culture and civilization in all that same history.
Know what BFYTW means?
Means, the center of us red blooded viral American's, center of our history is our Rifles. There's at the most conservative estimates, 3%, thats 9,750,000 of us armed to the fucking teeth shitlords. Believe me, our rifles and our will matter.
Your tyrants and you might like to grok, when our most precious codes are violated, us good folks get mean like no other people on earth. Peaceful redress has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: mtnforge at December 11, 2020 06:35 PM (BcWYd)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2020 06:35 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2020 06:33 PM (Vxu+H)
So you're not fond of him then?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 11, 2020 06:36 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 06:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Except the media and "thought influencers" would make THAT cop a hero...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 11, 2020 06:39 PM (ZtIV1)
Aquatic Mammalian Hijinks - a limerick
Muskrat Sam was a cheap no-good rotter
He chased Suzy 'til finally he caught 'er
Then Sam, that great deceiver
Had a go at a hundred pound Beaver
And did what he shouldn't've otter.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2020 06:42 PM (m45I2)
They cut through the lies and shell game tricks as they try to distract from a very key point: None of the states deny they failed to follow the law; they all admit they made non-legislative changes.
And Texas points out: They admit they didn't follow the law, they can't prove who won because of that yet they demand Biden be declared the winner.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 11, 2020 06:43 PM (RO9ap)
@TeamTrump
election integrity case in arguments at noon local time Saturday.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 06:45 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 11, 2020 06:46 PM (l1C8z)
Friday,11 December 2020 06:37 PM
Newsmax
"Reuters is reporting that the Supreme Court has rejected the Texas-originating lawsuit challenging election results from four battleground states, a legal action that had drawn the support of multiple other states and over 100 Republican members of the House."
That was quick
Posted by: Braenyard at December 11, 2020 06:50 PM (CZm2G)
Do your neighbors ever mention your music playing ?
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2020 05:44 PM (zr5Kq)
No.
Posted by: Insomniac
We're all deaf. Finally.
Posted by: Indsomniac's neighbours at December 11, 2020 07:01 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2020 06:11 PM
"I thought you'd NEVER ask!" - Karen
Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 11, 2020 07:02 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: Michael the Texan: Fap Checker at December 11, 2020 07:03 PM (9IdCK)
The sheriffs of several of the counties refuse to enforce that edict.
I go into my local shopping hub every couple of weeks and generally don't know what the mood will be, but decided I will put a mask on when the police force me to and not before.
I'd say it was 60/40 mask/no mask in the grocery store. Intriguingly, when I went to checkout, my line had eight people behind me, all NO mask. The next line over was all masked. People self segregated. As I looked back into the line behind me, there was this knowing exchange of glances and smirks. Really strange experience.
This mask bullshit is on the top of everyone's mind. This is the strangest experience of my lifetime.
Also interesting, my doctor in this same small town refuses to mask, nor does his staff, even though the mayor has demanded it. He told me it was BS, wash your hands, reduce the times of visits, stay home if you are sick. It is the flu.
Posted by: Derak at December 11, 2020 07:13 PM (k0WjC)
Posted by: Williechokertoobin at December 11, 2020 07:42 PM (g1P2d)
"Only following orders..."
Monsters?
No. Seemingly normal people get off on power and control:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment
Posted by: waepnedmann at December 11, 2020 11:27 PM (4oLib)
Who will know?
All easily available methods of sharing the information between citizens have been locked up - social media, video sharing sites, person-to-person contact.
We're left with cell phone sharing via messaging (you KNOW that they will hit that next), writing on blogs/websites (until they de-platform them - they have already done that for many), and otherwise clamping down on communication.
What's left? Carrier pigeon? (it will be declared slavery of birds, and bring down a slaveowner sentence).
Ham Radio? Amateurs can lose their license for what the FCC calls 'abuse', and it's the FCC's privilege to use that definition as THEY see fit.
CB? Using it to spread 'unacceptable' messages will trigger loss of car - WITHOUT compensation.
We need to start planning civil disobedience - fake COVID vaccination cards, local organization of cells, use of encryption, pirate video/radio/TV.
We also need to get a separate e-communication system going - NOW.
Posted by: Linda S Fox at December 12, 2020 06:22 AM (HZfQV)
https://bastionofliberty.blogspot.com/2020/12/cat-belling-whys-are-clear-hows-not-so.html
Posted by: Linda S Fox at December 12, 2020 09:21 AM (HZfQV)
We have to organize. We have to coordinate. The event that occurred at Mac's Public House in Staten Island, NY, should serve as a blueprint for how to do this.
But if we don't do it soon, all that will be left are Walmart, Target, Sams, Costco, and Amazon.
Posted by: TimInVirginia at December 12, 2020 10:19 AM (621ey)
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