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Evening Horde. What's on your mind tonight?
Just need another stack where the picture is the top half of some kind of fissure.
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Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
— Dave's Not Here (@Weirddave0) December 1, 2020
Wyatt Earp: What does he want?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero kid. Or dog at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Cicero kid. Or dog at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Cicero kid. Or dog at December 04, 2020 09:53 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 09:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero kid. Or hair-lipped dog at December 04, 2020 09:53 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: farfarfar at December 04, 2020 09:55 PM (hCqcJ)
Remember: 'A monkey stealing a puppy dog, your argument is invalid.' Seems like ages ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:55 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 09:55 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mask Goose-stapo at December 04, 2020 09:55 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 04, 2020 09:56 PM (er/ld)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:56 PM (87oRe)
Eg, DJT in Oct 2016 acquiesed to MSM and "admitted" Kenyan was born in Hawaii.
Posted by: Not a winning fight at December 04, 2020 09:57 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 09:57 PM (Rvt88)
ONT!!
Posted by: Commissar Conor at December 04, 2020 09:57 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2020 09:57 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 04, 2020 09:59 PM (er/ld)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:59 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Geese scared the shit out of me till I got big enough to punt them.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 09:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 09:59 PM (9BHkA)
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 10:00 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (vroom/bang/splat) at December 04, 2020 10:00 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Zettai at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (v9SGx)
Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (er/ld)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: wing at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (vroom/bang/splat) at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (w/5KC)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 09:59 PM (r1z5A)
Is why we call them the Cobra Chicken
Posted by: Paolo at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (L106N)
NO EVIDENCE I AM NOT FIRST
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: NIGHTWATCH...kinda done at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (946rW)
Wow! I read faster than I though I did:-)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (946rW)
Mother
Fucker
Burn
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (nakwk)
Wow, that was uncalled for. We're just all trying to be friendly here.
*aghast*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (vroom/bang/splat) at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (vroom/bang/splat) at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (+U5Yr)
Posted by: NIGHTWATCH...kinda done at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: EveR at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (DsGxB)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
Hi hogmartin!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:04 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (w/5KC)
That's not who WE are!
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at December 04, 2020 10:04 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
God, I miss those games. I am sort of excited for the remaster. I figure they will change a lot of shit and then it will be like giving me back something that was once wonderful and is now broken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 10:04 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: NIGHTWATCH...kinda done at December 04, 2020 10:04 PM (u1WYs)
If I could get a narrator to read the comments out to me, that would be grand.
But the computer narrator guy inside the computer's narration sucks.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (vroom/bang/splat) at December 04, 2020 10:04 PM (9hauA)
Got here as fast as I could. Now where the hell is this fire?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
32
FIRST
NO EVIDENCE I AM NOT FIRST
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (nUhF0)
There is no evidence at all that some rat won the election for first! We declare vmom the first-elect!!!!!
Posted by: that fucking media at December 04, 2020 10:05 PM (946rW)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin
Prolly eats HCQ by the fistful
Posted by: Miklosdoric of York at December 04, 2020 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
No love for the august Art Thread ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 10:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (nakwk)
Tombstone is pretty much all good quotes. Few movies reach that high. Airplane! Galaxy Quest. Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 10:05 PM (D7mIA)
The kid was right and deserved 10/10, plus extra credit for being clever.
___________
Such cleverness is not wanted in the forthcoming Bidenstan. Obedience to authority is demanded. See me after ONT.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 10:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: EveR at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (DsGxB)
Comrade, prepare to be amazed at how suddenly the FBI can develop both "Principles" and "Priorities"!
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at December 04, 2020 10:05 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Moron chorus at December 04, 2020 10:06 PM (Rk3zP)
Posted by: NIGHTWATCH...kinda done at December 04, 2020 10:06 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:06 PM (946rW)
Posted by: chique l'African
..........
and bonus points for octopus!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2020 10:06 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math
My guess is, that kid will never get or aspire to an Ed.D.
Posted by: Doctor Miklos Jill-Biden at December 04, 2020 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
And I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school
Fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo, if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my hoe 'cause she fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid funky fried
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:06 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 10:07 PM (L106N)
We are all going to be amazed at how active the FBI can be, without any
stick prodding, when they can freely go after a nation of deplorables.
Posted by: EveR at
And fast, those folks will be damned fast.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:07 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2020 10:06 PM (CjFDo)
Right???!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:07 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jmel at December 04, 2020 10:07 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Mask Goose-stapo at December 04, 2020 10:07 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:03 PM (nakwk)
So many good bits of dialogue in the movie, but that may be near the top.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (L106N)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (vroom/bang/splat) at December 04, 2020 10:04 PM (9hauA)
I'd almost say "Lurn 2 Kode!", but I do not want to show disrespect towards my Queen!
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (AJJen)
And every other FUCKING commercial is Shitbama felching Tossoff, or Warnock lying about Trump. Or tranfagthings tonguing tranfagthings.
Can I just live in the same world I was born in?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
My wife and I were married by the Mayor in a City park. Before the ceremony, Ms. Mayor informed us she had ordered the Parks and Rec guys to clean up the goose poop beforehand.
We're classy that way, don'tcha know.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (9hauA)
And I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school
Fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo, if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my hoe 'cause she fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid funky fried
Posted by: Insomniac.........
Bartender.. I'll have a double of whatever Insomniac's drinking!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 10:04 PM (D7mIA)
Funny thing - I never played them until a year ago or so, after all the revised extended collectors* edition stuff was added, and they're actually fun. Aside from the first one is kind of painful. Remember KoTOR? Go back and try playing it, the mechanics of it are awkward. Same with ME1. Second realization - Andromeda didn't deserve the reception it got. If you played it on its own without a whole galaxy of built-up and shattered expectations, it's a blast.
* not those ones
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (t+qrx)
why?
because Trump is a monster who murders babies at the border, had no problem with Isis killing GI's for the bounties, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseum...
total distrust of the government, hates all religions, but he believes w/o doubt every #OrangeManBad story the #MFM tells him w/o question...
and, because Resident 3vil and i support him, we are monsters too.
(typed/deletes comment goes here)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (X/O1y)
Posted by: butch at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (cHvOo)
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (87oRe)
Welcome, dearest Commissar!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (9hauA)
*aghast*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (vroom/bang/splat) at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (9hauA)
Are you currently occupying your fainting couch while clutching your pearls?
Nice pronouns, BTW.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 04, 2020 10:10 PM (AJJen)
Mother
Fucker
Burn
Posted by: Insomniac
This is deplorable unperson and I approve of this message.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 10:10 PM (Y8GVo)
There is no evidence at all that some rat won the election for first! We declare vmom the first-elect!!!!!
Posted by: that fucking media
Heh! No election! Just an ONT coup! Just like real life!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:10 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (nakwk)
Ha!
"My PRONOUNS are up HERE!"
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 10:10 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 10:10 PM (CJihP)
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 10:11 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Let's not leave out Dr. Strangelove and The Princess Bride.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 10:11 PM (Rvt88)
contact ever since we started w*rking together back in the early 80's,
is ready to drop me entirely from his life.
why?
because
Trump is a monster who murders babies at the border, had no problem with
Isis killing GI's for the bounties, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseum...
total
distrust of the government, hates all religions, but he believes w/o
doubt every #OrangeManBad story the #MFM tells him w/o question...
and, because Resident 3vil and i support him, we are monsters too.
(typed/deletes comment goes here)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (X/O1y)
Fuck him. There is no excuse for that sort of stupidity and someone that stupid and biased cannot be trusted.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:11 PM (946rW)
Especially if he's the Bad S.O.B. whut dun kill't the splodeydope fighter.
That leg though, deserves to be proudly displayed on his Brigade's Wall of Honor.
Directly above the photo as seen in this great ONT.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (puu6v)
Nice pronouns, BTW.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (nakwk)
I'll have you know I'm clutching my diamonds.
And, why, thank you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (9hauA)
Posted a comment on the thread below and .....immediately the ONT pops up.
You would think they would get the hint.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: It can switch legs if you want at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (BBWrU)
Evening, WD! Uh, politics and weed and rescue dogs.
But mostly politics. Thanks for another great ONT!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (5FCda)
Mother
Fucker
Burn
Posted by: Insomniac
*swipes vigourously on Tinder with Official Boy Scout flint*
Posted by: Webelo Miklos at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
Oh yeah?
He's hung like planet Pluto
Hard to see with the naked eye
But if he crashed into Uranus
He would stick where the sun don't shine
'Cause he's kind of like Han Solo
Always strokin' his own Wookiee
He's the root of all that's evil,
Yeah, but you can call him cookie.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (XVNQq)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Let's not leave out Dr. Strangelove and The Princess Bride.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 10:11 PM (Rvt8
Super Troopers. Repo Man.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (t+qrx)
Dalrymple is correct. His assessment is spot on.
But I'll point out that "political correctness" isn't Communist propaganda writ small... it's in it's whole enormity. The phrase originated in street-level, day-to-day mockery of the Party's malleable reality, and remained a stock joke until Christmas '91.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2020 10:13 PM (BvLWD)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:13 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: NIGHTWATCH...kinda done at December 04, 2020 10:13 PM (u1WYs)
You would think they would get the hint.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (sd8p
Hi Sharon!
You should be honored they use your posts to time new threads.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (buTO7)
I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey's gone to heaven
But if I go to Hell, well then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yea Emmanuel Lewis 'cause he's the Antichrist
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2)
Excellent top quote. There are some words I won't use but I won't dictate to others what words they can use.
Also, words have meaning. Our society is so confused now, that if we want to have a conversation with a stranger we have to spend time defining the words we are using.
I assume the above statement is true. I do my best not to have conversations.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos Dean Stanton at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y493xcgc
https://tinyurl.com/yxmnm6vg
https://tinyurl.com/yxgdx5bb
https://tinyurl.com/yyetqmsw
https://tinyurl.com/y6mt5bd2
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: EveR at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (DsGxB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (XVNQq)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (dKiJG)
and Perdue says he can't wait to work with President Biden? The GOPe is
beyond worthless.
Posted by: butch at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (cHvOo)
I bet you neither Loeffler nor Perdue have the guts to show up. If they do or if they don't, hopefully the President calls them out BY NAME for not calling out the fraud in their state and repeats what he tweeted yesterday: They will NOT WIN if the fraud stands.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (946rW)
Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (9UmRs)
I live in Idaho, Kootenai county. Today I called the woman responsible for knowing the death numbers in this county. I asked her for the numbers in different years.
She was very responsive, meaning she called me back, left me her cell. And when I called her, she quickly, in seconds, got me these numbers. She seems like a good person.
Here are the numbers:
2018: 1797 deaths in the county
2019: 1870 deaths in the county
2020: 1707 deaths in the county, counted up until Nov 20 of this year
My point, if it is not clear, there are no excess deaths in this county. Supposedly, there are about 86 deaths from Covid in 2020, but obviously those are not additions to the normal mortality that would happen.
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (IKT63)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Joe von Hindenburg! at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (I2/tG)
Throw your hands in the air.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (XVNQq)
C'mon party people
Wave 'em like you don't care
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:17 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Miklos, reading Finnegan's Wake on LSD at December 04, 2020 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y3lkhkhm
https://tinyurl.com/yyjzn22n
https://tinyurl.com/y3toek2s
https://tinyurl.com/y4hl3j8g
https://tinyurl.com/y56erkb5
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2020 10:17 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: butch at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (cHvOo)
You have to admit, practice makes perfect!
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at December 04, 2020 10:17 PM (87oRe)
and Perdue says he can't wait to work with President Biden? The GOPe is
beyond worthless.
Posted by: butch at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (cHvOo)
Don't they have a woodshed in GA???
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 10:18 PM (CZm2G)
Have you set up an immigration plan for when we all have to move to Greenland?
I'm not very good with numbers but I am great at pointing. Maybe you have need of someone like me to help move things along.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:18 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: hogmartin
Repo Man is always intense.
Posted by: Miklos Dean Stanton
Team America, the Dick speech should be in curriculum.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:18 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:18 PM (f+WZu)
------
So sorry to hear that red
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 10:18 PM (IDhUW)
Mr. Ringo sounds faaaascinating.
Posted by: Shep! at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (946rW)
------------------------------------------------
Loeffler will not be there.
According to Gateway Pundit, someone on her staff died in an accident today. No further details.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: EveR
They sure broke up the ring of fascists about to plunk Whitmer in Michigan real quick. Great job FBI - always looking out for the common man.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (MPYWI)
Throw your hands in the air.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (XVNQq)
C'mon party people
Wave 'em like you don't care
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:17 PM (nakwk)
C'mon party people
Everybody say ho
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (XVNQq)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:11 PM (946rW)
---
well, to be fair, he did a hitch in the Marines, so...
also, he smokes a LOT of high potency dope, every day.
that might be part of it, as well as living with a stereotypical NYC Jewish female Democrat. he's been indoctrinated by her for years.
the last four were obviously the finishing touches.
and he's had anger management issues for years, even pre-dope.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (X/O1y)
Does the whole public health mask drive feel like the public health smoking secession drive to you too?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (WyVLE)
And the teacher used incorrect grammar. It should have been:
"Ten words I can spell correctly are:"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
The mask-plucking move of the swan also serves for eyeball plucking. Keep face away from large birds.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: hogmartin
Repo Man is always intense.
Posted by: Miklos Dean Stanton
Team America, the Dick speech should be in curriculum.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:18 PM (r1z5A)
There's three types of people in this world, Chuck.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (nakwk)
Wave 'em like you don't care
Posted by: Insomniac
Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your booty
Posted by: Miklos KC and the Sunshine Band (Florida musicks) at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Never tested for constitutionality at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (BBWrU)
Throw your hands in the air.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (XVNQq)
C'mon party people
Wave 'em like you don't care
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:17 PM (nakwk)
C'mon party people
Everybody say ho
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (XVNQq)
Everybody dance now!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Happened to me too. Guy I played with off and on for 30 years. He started getting political when Obama was running, I never talked politics around him like I don't with most people. Even people that I know agree with me. About two months ago he was mouthing off about OMBad and I was just listening like I usually do because he cannot have a rational discussion in this area. He looks at me and says "Well don't you think that guy is the biggest cosksucker in the world?" I just looked at him and started laughing. Then it all made sense to him that I was "on the other side" because there is no middle ground with these people. Crazy MFer cut me completely out of his life.
All I had to do was agree with him to keep him as a "friend". Now he hates me. 30 years. Geeze.......
Posted by: pawn at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (IDhUW)
Throw your hands in the air.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:15 PM (XVNQq)
C'mon party people
Wave 'em like you don't care
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:17 PM (nakwk)
C'mon party people
Everybody say ho
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (XVNQq)
C'mon party people
Everybody here we go
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 09:59 PM (r1z5A)
My earliest memory is 3 year old me running uphill to grandpa's house to escape his mean ass geese. My 5yo brother and cousin outran me and closed the gate and yelled at the geese to leave me alone. Fricken birds. Fricken relatives.
Posted by: Downcast, life long hermit with trust issues. at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (pFpmz)
yall gotta mask now?
Is not Kootenai and Blaine the only blue counties in the ID?
I used to work for a company based in Blaine Co, bunch of Trump haters
Posted by: Elliot Page at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 10:22 PM (GIeIM)
I hope your day has been good!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:22 PM (87oRe)
deaths in this county. Supposedly, there are about 86 deaths from Covid
in 2020, but obviously those are not additions to the normal mortality
that would happen.
Posted by: MikeM
Spokane and Kootenai Co.s showed up bright red on the "surge" in the wuhan flu, Sis in Rathdrum said "yeah, we probably doubled from 2 to 4 cases..."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:22 PM (r1z5A)
And every other FUCKING commercial is Shitbama felching Tossoff, or Warnock lying about Trump. Or tranfagthings tonguing tranfagthings.
Can I just live in the same world I was born in?
Posted by: deplorable unperson
The only thing that even makes me consider voting is how big a jagoff Ossof is. Still not voting though for the record unless Trump is projected to be in office or still fighting. I'd prefer amnesty to be passed by democrats only not democrats and the gop I enabled.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 10:23 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Never tested for constitutionality at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (BBWrU)
----------------------------
I heard on the radio tonight that something something is being filed about these dates on Monday.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 10:23 PM (oGBso)
C'mon party people
Everybody here we go
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk
.....
Well done.
I sang that on karaoke at a Fraternal Order of Eagles once.
The 70 year old clientele was not impressed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:23 PM (XVNQq)
Have you set up an immigration plan for when we all have to move to Greenland?
I'm not very good with numbers but I am great at pointing. Maybe you have need of someone like me to help move things along.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:18 PM (sd8p
Of course, I will be happy to have your help. You will have an expedited pink card.
(If you think it's weird that we don't use green cards in Greenland, it was because the former Queen, whom I overthrew in my might, loved girly stuff. I haven't gotten around to changing the card color yet.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:24 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Miklos-Dieter von Sprockets at December 04, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Wow, the redhead. How do you determine if a babe is Ginger Compliance or Other Compliance?
Posted by: spindrift at December 04, 2020 10:24 PM (g7qf6)
C'mon party people
Everybody here we go
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk
.....
Well done.
I sang that on karaoke at a Fraternal Order of Eagles once.
The 70 year old clientele was not impressed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:23 PM (XVNQq)
LOL
I bet they weren't. That song's funny as hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:24 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:18 PM (f+WZu)
Wow. LTNS! *rolls out red carpet*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 10:24 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (d6mdH)
I live in Idaho, Kootenai county. Today I called the woman
responsible for knowing the death numbers in this county. I asked her
for the numbers in different years.
She was very responsive, meaning she called me back, left me her
cell. And when I called her, she quickly, in seconds, got me these
numbers. She seems like a good person.
Here are the numbers:
2018: 1797 deaths in the county
2019: 1870 deaths in the county
2020: 1707 deaths in the county, counted up until Nov 20 of this year
My point, if it is not clear, there are no excess deaths in this
county. Supposedly, there are about 86 deaths from Covid in 2020, but
obviously those are not additions to the normal mortality that would
happen.
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (IKT63)
---
i mentioned this last night, but i'll say it again:
Residet 3vil is an interim department head for a major medical center in a Stanislaus county (it's purple, BTW, the worst).
it's her First! week on the j*b, and at a director's meeting earlier this week, they were told they had to furlough and flex people to cut labor costs.
why? because the hospital census is below 50% occupancy, and they can't afford a full staff on what revenue they are collecting.
but the news says otherwise, so who am i to believe?
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (9IdCK)
I hope your day has been good!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:22 PM (87oRe)
Yes {{{Hrothgar}}}.
It's been busy and I'm still (supposed to be ) working, but I suppose it could be worse. How's yours?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)
Does the whole public health mask drive feel like the public health smoking secession drive to you too?
------
I've always sympathized with the smokers because I don't think a group should be singled out and disparaged.
I became a "smoker" when my job mandated a mask. "Well, it's time for my smoke break"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (sd8p8)
Swan's are nasty dangerous birds!
More cheerful information for the Horde!
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)
According to Gateway Pundit, someone on her staff died in an accident today. No further details
...who was dating Kemp's daughter.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (PbWF0)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (IKT63)
There was a medical paper put out just recently confirming that for the entire country. No excess deaths. No impact whatsoever. The authors were then convicted of thought crimes and the paper was immediately retracted.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (l6b3d)
to grandpa's house to escape his mean ass geese. My 5yo brother and
cousin outran me and closed the gate and yelled at the geese to leave me
alone. Fricken birds. Fricken relatives.
Posted by: Downcast, life long hermit with trust issues
Was this Wyo? Cause if so...Hi Cousin!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (r1z5A)
*aghast*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (vroom/bang/splat) at December 04, 2020 10:02 PM (9hauA)
Are you currently occupying your fainting couch while clutching your pearls?
Nice pronouns, BTW.
Posted by: Insomniac
I only realized how unfunny I am until I started reading AoS and the layers upon layers of humor make me laugh out loud on my couch next to my wife who asks me wtf I am laughing at. Just genius.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Awaiting jokes about Bush vs Johnson at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (nakwk)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 10:24 PM (QzJWU)
Heya JSND, how ya been? I hope life is treating you well.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (f+WZu)
* not those ones
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:08 PM (t+qrx)
Agreed on Andromeda. I would still argue that it is one of the best concepts for a story I have ever seen. They did not do great with it, but I did love that idea. One way colonization. No going back. Galaxy of possibilities. Forgettable characters. I think they had shit writers aside from the concept.
3 was disappointing on a lot of levels. I figure they either ran out of time and had to get it out the door or just did not have the guts to follow through on what they really wanted to do. Rachni story line. Really? Still 95% of that game is better than almost anything that has come out int he past 5 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
On that note, I think I'll light one.
Then have a smoke.
Posted by: Burrito-fed Miklos at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:24 PM (nakwk)
The funny thing is the video for the song has the Bloodhound Gang singing at a nursing home with everyone eating their tapioca.
I sort of felt like it was apropos.
Needless to say, I was scolded by the Board of Trustees the following week, put on probation behind the bar and banned from singing karaoke again while on duty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (XVNQq)
Posted by: Awaiting jokes about Bush vs Johnson at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM
Posted by: Geh, sorry about the strike-through at December 04, 2020 10:28 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: banana Dream
Yeah, the study was conducted by Johns Hopkins.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 10:28 PM (Rvt88)
and Perdue says he can't wait to work with President Biden? The GOPe is
beyond worthless.
Posted by: butch
He should just convert to a stop the steal rally and tell them to avoid it like they did to Lin and Powell.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 10:28 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 10:28 PM (SchxB)
According to Gateway Pundit, someone on her staff died in an accident today. No further details
...who was dating Kemp's daughter.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (PbWF0)
That section of road has been messed up recently. Construction and people not slowing down.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 10:28 PM (l6b3d)
Swan's are nasty dangerous birds!
More cheerful information for the Horde!
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)
They're aggressive sumbitches.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)
According to Gateway Pundit, someone on her staff died in an accident today. No further details.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (oGBso)
Sure... THAT'S why she won't be there.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:29 PM (946rW)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (when/why/how) at December 04, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)
Ah, the "supposed to be" tells me it is a good day at work!
I'm still standing, so there's that, but mostly becasue I was sitting far too long in front of the computer playing AoS posting games!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:29 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (9IdCK)
Is the activity more pleasant in other countries?
(Hi!)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:29 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (2BZBZ)
What dancers?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)
apparently our children will be that generation.
do you really want that on your hands when you meet the Creator?
Posted by: Shoey at December 04, 2020 10:30 PM (hmNVd)
escape his mean ass geese. My 5yo brother and cousin outran me and
closed the gate and yelled at the geese to leave me alone. Fricken
birds. Fricken relatives.
Lady behind us had a mean ass goose. My uncle would cut through her yard to go to the bar and that fucker would chase him to the gate when he came home. One day there were white feathers everywhere.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 10:30 PM (+ya+t)
gonna go drink a few beers and get some w*rk done, then eat dinner.
i'm behind on my ethanol consumption for the evening.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 10:31 PM (X/O1y)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 04, 2020 10:31 PM (BZBAG)
Is not Kootenai and Blaine the only blue counties in the ID?
I used to work for a company based in Blaine Co, bunch of Trump haters
Posted by: Elliot Page
Most places have signs that say you should wear a mask. Many places do not adhere to that rule.
I am pretty new here, just one year. But, judging from my neighbors and Coeur dAlene, with pickup trucks flying huge Trump signs, and the people I talked to on the line to vote, Kootenai is red not blue.
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 10:31 PM (IKT63)
What the everloving fuck?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 04, 2020 10:31 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: BacktoGA at Decembe
I thought I was funny too but this place cracks me up.
I'm not as quick as the others here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (7bcfy)
Hard "c" thus
"Skilled".
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (oGBso)
Was it a Blackhawk crash in Gaza?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (WyVLE)
to grandpa's house to escape his mean ass geese. My 5yo brother and cousin outran me and closed the gate and yelled at the geese to leave me alone. Fricken birds. Fricken relatives.
Posted by: Downcast, life long hermit with trust issues
Was this Wyo? Cause if so...Hi Cousin!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Sorry to just barge in like I haven't just been lurking in the shadows for months, but holy moly, geese freak me out. It all goes back to when the deranged goose bit my cheek when I was five. I remember it like it was 24 years ago...
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (ftFVW)
I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey's gone to heaven
But if I go to Hell, well then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yea Emmanuel Lewis 'cause he's the Antichrist
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (nakwk)
Now if a 6 turned out to be 9
I don't mind.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (XVNQq)
Epic.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:33 PM (87oRe)
On that note, I think I'll light one.
Then have a smoke.
Posted by: Burrito-fed Miklos at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (
I'll join you, in the little smokers' corner where one can breathe free.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 10:33 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won!
*connects Instant Pot to USB port for pressurized rapid delivery of ethanol products*
Posted by: Miklosian Instant Pot Super Hacks at December 04, 2020 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ward at December 04, 2020 10:34 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (buTO7)
If you can blow cigarette smoke through a mask, and you can with almost any mask out there right now, it's basically worthless as a particle of cigarette smoke is five orders of magnitude larger than the rona virus. It's like trying to stop mosquitoes with a chain link fence. Also, if masks work so fucking well, why are we doing all this lockdown shit all over again, and if masks don't work so fucking well, why are we doing all this lockdown shit all over again?
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 10:35 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:35 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 10:28 PM (Rvt8
What the heck do they know about political science and its interrelationship with medicine??
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:35 PM (87oRe)
Suddenly I understand firewalls on the internet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 10:35 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:27 PM (f+WZu)
Better than I likely deserve, and not as good as I'd surely like. Ain't that always so?
Hope things are going swimmingly for you of late? And, hang 'round here more often.. I'd love to see a whole passel of Teh Olde Horde come 'round, again.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 10:36 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (oGBso)
Was it a Blackhawk crash in Gaza?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (WyVLE)
For anyone who wants to read in, the guy who died was Loeffler's ex-staff person and current boyfriend for Kemp's daughter.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:36 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Zettai at December 04, 2020 10:36 PM (v9SGx)
Still no gina haspel sighting eh? ... Mort? Not that I have f+cks to give but ...
Still haven't found her body. I wonder if they looked in those ballot suitcases.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: IC at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won!
*connects Instant Pot to USB port for pressurized rapid delivery of ethanol products*
Posted by: Miklosian Instant Pot Super Hacks at December 04, 2020 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Now that's different
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (nakwk)
lurking in the shadows for months, but holy moly, geese freak me out. It
all goes back to when the deranged goose bit my cheek when I was five. I
remember it like it was 24 years ago...
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (ftFVW)
Geese are mean and nasty. Swans are worse.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules!
Heh!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
I'm sure she's just out for a walk.
Along the entirety of the Appalachian trail.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 10:38 PM (SchxB)
They're great fun.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Lucky!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:38 PM (nakwk)
Also, if masks work so fucking well, why are we doing all this lockdown shit all over again
___________
Because Morris Gribble of Paulina, OR did not wear a mask on October 3rd, thus causing the most recent surge in cases that now threatens to swamp out healthcare system with grim milestones.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 10:38 PM (mht8P)
-----
The answer to your question is in the top quote.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 10:38 PM (IDhUW)
They're great fun.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Awesome. (A little jealous)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:39 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: IC at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (Nyumu)
I hope you had your contact tracing app on your phone and were able to report this blatant dereliction of civic duty!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:39 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Asbestos underpants.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Miklos at the recently reopened Mexican Buffet at December 04, 2020 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 10:
my bad, Kootenai is red,
it is fuckin Latah County that will vote blue, dumbasses in Moscow
Sun Valley is Blaine County Idaho, and it is its own planet
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 10:39 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (oGBso)
Was it a Blackhawk crash in Gaza?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 10:32 PM (WyVLE)
For anyone who wants to read in, the guy who died was Loeffler's ex-staff person and current boyfriend for Kemp's daughter.
Posted by: redbanzai
I hate to be a dick, but I'm sure the funeral won't be for a couple days. I'm sure she's sad, but she's got work to do.
My friend worked for Johnny Isakson a couple years back and died on GA 400. I guarantee Johnny didn't miss a day of work. Convenient excuse for an ex staffer dating not her daughter...
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 10:40 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Asbestos underpants.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Miklos at the recently reopened Mexican Buffet at December 04, 2020 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Itchy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: IC at December 04, 2020 10:40 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Never tested for constitutionality at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM
I heard on the radio tonight that something something is being filed about these dates on Monday.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 10:23 PM
Whitepaper PDF: https://tinyurl.com/yxokcj67
Posted by: No idea if a lawsuit is coming at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: redbanzai
I'll keep that in mind if I run across one.
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (946rW)
A full-on strike from a Swan's neck can break a grown man's leg.
Which is why one should always carry a razor sharp machete when walking near a pond populated by swans.
You can save yourself from the broken leg, but alas, those criminal charges for offing a swan are gonna bite, worse than the damn bird itself.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (QzJWU)
They're great fun.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
They sure are. I like that one story shibumi tells.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (t+qrx)
Going to another Stop the Steal rally and march tomorrow at the Colorado capital. The group organizing has been doing a lot of research both here and nationwide
Waves at Sharon! Big hugs you wild and crazy girl
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 04, 2020 10:42 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Miklos with Questionable Choices at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: IC at December 04, 2020 10:40 PM (Nyumu)
But now you know to be ready if the chance occurs again!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (SchxB)
it is fuckin Latah County that will vote blue, dumbasses in Moscow
Sun Valley is Blaine County Idaho, and it is its own planet
Posted by: will choose a nic later
Moscow is a U of I, Sun Valley is Tahoe north.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (r1z5A)
My
friend worked for Johnny Isakson a couple years back and died on GA
400. I guarantee Johnny didn't miss a day of work. Convenient excuse for
an ex staffer dating not her daughter...
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 10:40 PM (MPYWI)
She skipped a presser with Pence today, too. Pence was a total gentleman about it but she was not there because she does not want deplorable cooties not because an ex-staff member died. F her.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (946rW)
https://tinyurl.com/y6rwk3am
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2)
May God have mercy on your soul.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (t+qrx)
Just the one?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Ward at December 04, 2020 10:34 PM (nzKWW)
She is following up on a sighting of Martin Bormann and Josef Mengele.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (WyVLE)
His NFL career didn't last very long, but he was great at self-marketing.
He shot off his mouth everywhere he went, and got a lot of people to hate him, and then he had associates selling t-shirts with slogans like "Bosworth Sucks" all over the place. He made out like a bandit on the hate he generated!
Incidentally, his daughter Kate Bosworth ended up having a fairly successful movie career, but I think her terrible performance as Lois Lane in the equally terribly-written Superman Returns is where her career died.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 10:44 PM (H3MF8)
my wife hates my boner now, she is so prissy
Posted by: Elliot Page at December 04, 2020 10:44 PM (GIeIM)
more often.. I'd love to see a whole passel of Teh Olde Horde come
'round, again.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I'll be honest, my friend. This place is so full of depressive souls during the day that I can't stand to be here most of the time. I'll take a glimpse here and there but the negativity and soul-crushing depressive attitudes really put me in a bad place so I avoid as much as possible. They may call it realism but I have enough issues and depression with not being able to find work...I have to find joy where I can and that is in my personal life off the internet. I don't need the extra encouragement to feel like crap. And I pray. A lot.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:44 PM (f+WZu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at December 04, 2020 10:44 PM (szqvX)
Wave 'em like you don't care
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:17 PM (nakwk)
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Whoa.
TxMoMee flashbacks.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (RU4sa)
https://tinyurl.com/y6rwk3am
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2) 106 I'm gonna drop this here, step back...
https://tinyurl.com/y6rwk3am
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (l3+k2)
LOLOLOLOL.
I think we should go back to the old days.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:44 PM (f+WZu)
I could do a little softshoe.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (nakwk)
no shit? she has made some cool films
the surfer one was fun
she has one blue eye and one brown eye
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:46 PM (9hauA)
Have I mentioned lately that Windows 10 sucks to the maximum?
Or that just being born analog and dragged kicking and screaming into the digital age has been at times an extremely difficult task?
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2020 10:46 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 04, 2020 10:46 PM (yQpMk)
no shit? she has made some cool films
the surfer one was fun
she has one blue eye and one brown eye
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (GIeIM)
She's missing an eye?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:46 PM (nakwk)
Was thinking about you the other day. Wish I had stayed and hung out late with you in Texas. Looking forward to being able to do,it again.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:46 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at December 04, 2020 10:46 PM (szqvX)
TxMoMee flashbacks.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (RU4sa)
{{{SMH}}}
Those are the good kind!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 10:14 PM (buTO7)
You're doing it wrong.
'Wow!' How cool is is it that you are copying my wardrobe? Hey. I'm wearing my Star Trek TOS Red Shirt tomorrow.
Wear your Red Shirt.
When it shows up, without the red shirt, ritually execute it in the hallway with sound effects.
Proclaim that none shall camoflage the red shirt sacrifice.
People will watch you like a hawk to ensure they NEVER dress alike.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (VcFUs)
no shit? she has made some cool films
the surfer one was fun
she has one blue eye and one brown eye
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (GIeIM)
Yep, she was born of his seed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (nakwk)
She's been telling it forever and it hasn't finished yet. It's like an epic poem.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:48 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 10:38 PM (mht8P)
That's the great thing. The Karens can always just blame The Unwashed Masses for not following the mask mandate well enough any time the infection rate goes up, because Science. Doesn't matter that they don't have any data to back up their claims about mask compliance, you just didn't
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 10:48 PM (L106N)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:44 PM (f+WZu)
I feel you. I just skip past most comments and tend to focus on the non-political threads and skip the political comments there as well.
I can't control what's happening and can't foretell the future, and I don't get agitated about what I can't control. So I just try to have fun here.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:48 PM (9hauA)
The portrayal of Doc Holliday was so captivating. (And I now have my go to line, if anyone wants to cross any red lines with me.)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 10:48 PM (IDhUW)
Whoa.
TxMoMee flashbacks.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (RU4sa)
It was so fun!
I loved the music you brought.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (nakwk)
You...you make me laugh.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (f+WZu)
Was thinking about you the other day. Wish I had stayed and hung out late with you in Texas. Looking forward to being able to do,it again.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:46 PM (sd8p
You're welcome to come to Colorado for a Morondezvous! I'd like to meet you, while we're at it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
Ah.
The Filibustieres.
Posted by: William Aiken Miklos-Walker at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 202
well just stop reading the posts that do not make you smile and read the ones that do
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at December 04, 2020 10:50 PM (szqvX)
I again tried to get on Sydney Powell's Twitter and it is restricted.
Anyone know why or is it just because she is hitting the target?
Click on the button that says "yes, view profile now" I'm on it with no problems.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 10:50 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:43 PM (nakwk)
She's been telling it forever and it hasn't finished yet. It's like an epic poem.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (t+qrx)
The Epic of Shibozomesh
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:50 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM
So... Only half full of shit?
Posted by: Zettai at December 04, 2020 10:50 PM (v9SGx)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (sd8p
That would be fantastic.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
{{{WDS}}}
{{{SMH}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Ahem.
*taps foot impatiently*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:51 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) blurts at December 04, 2020 10:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:51 PM (9hauA)
Fam's doing great, Chique. : )
I'm currently listening to my 1985 playlist, lounging in the kimono I got for my birthday.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:51 PM (RU4sa)
"Ten words I can spell correctly are:"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (xT2tT)
Pfft.
"Ten words I can spell rightly are:"
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 10:52 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (t+qrx)
The Epic of Shibozomesh
Posted by: Insomniac
You should preserve each chapter by pressing symbols into wet clay.
Posted by: Miklosamensch at December 04, 2020 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm currently listening to my 1985 playlist, lounging in the kimono I got for my birthday.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:51 PM (RU4sa)
Nice.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:52 PM (9hauA)
.....
There is a joke in there involving Crystal Gayle and Otters, but I can't quite work it out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 10:52 PM (XVNQq)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (f+WZu)
Don't you wish we could all be together for New Year's Eve? This would be a crazy group.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
We'd need the bail money of some third world countries GNP.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (jm8wA)
small country somewhere and establish a new colony. Somalia is a
shithole, but sits on some of the busiest trade routes in the world it
wouldn't take much to make it a damn paradise. I'm sure in the US you
could find 200k-300k men willing to form an army in exchange for land in
the newly conquered state.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (jOcSX)
You know how we're always suggesting that "refugees" from other countries that are their 'best and brightest' would be better off fixing the shitholes they came from?
Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (kOpft)
and then I posted it anyway
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Indian monkey at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at December 04, 2020 10:50 PM (szqvX)
It's twue! It's weawwy twue!
Posted by: Lili Von Schupp at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (H3MF8)
You are unforgettable.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (sd8p
I'd say. The horror, the horror.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (9hauA)
They sure are. I like that one story shibumi tells.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (t+qrx)
I heard some lovely Hogmartin stories tonight.
They involved a cat.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (BZBAG)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (jOcSX)
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I understand the sentiment but, I'm an American which means I have to fight here for my children to have the same opportunity I had for freedom.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm)
Nothing more calming that rain on a tin roof.
Posted by: Miklos, just thinking about it is pretty good at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
BIG SURGE COVID...Media blares...you believe this?
Because THEY say....
If Biden gets sworn in...COVID surge will disappear like magic
time stamp this post...
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:48 PM (9hauA)
Wise
Fun is always in short supply, so don't waste an opportunity to have it!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (szqvX)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
We'd need the bail money of some third world countries GNP.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (r1z5A)
We need to do an epic MoMe in DC when PDT is inaugurated in January.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (946rW)
People will watch you like a hawk to ensure they NEVER dress alike.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 10:47 PM (VcFUs)
Women are SO much better at this. A co-worker and I had the same dress so we made sure to alternate. She would wear the dress and then she wouldn't wear it again until after I had worn it.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: SMH
Or album crates full of milk.
(don't ask)
Posted by: Miklosian Worst Jobs at December 04, 2020 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
You are unforgettable.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (sd8p
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:56 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (BZBAG)
From the novel by Stone Cold Jane Austen?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 10:56 PM (H3MF8)
Doesn't give the governors and mayors the right to go all dictator-y though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (jm8wA)
Is it available in pink?
All minor deities should offer the items in their clothing line in pink!
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (BgMrQ)
the womyns clinic I works at in Battleborough has had the worst time the past 4 years, our federal funding dried up and we had to resort to waxing for make ends meet
do you know how difficult it is to wax VT womyn?
it takes like 50 strips
big fat meanie bad
Posted by: Mary Cloggeinsteiyn from Battleborough, VT at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (GIeIM)
No,No. I was told in Texas that AoSHQ had a special fund for Horde escapades.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (sd8p8)
was a total gentleman about it but she was not there because she does
not want deplorable cooties not because an ex-staff member died. F her.
Posted by: redbanzai
It's almost the in your face elitism angle....either they think we're voting for them regardless and they don't have to campaign or they know they're going to win. Either one, they don't give a shit about a Trump supporter voting for them.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) blurts at December 04, 2020 10:51 PM (yQpMk)
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And they were shot on film, not video.
Film needs to be developed, and edited by splicing together.
Video is much faster.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 04, 2020 10:44 PM (f+WZu)
I hear ya. I'm only a casual daytime visitor, but the ONT recharges my batteries.
And the TxMoMeet is my Christmas. Y'should join us, next year. Scholarships have been known to have been offered.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (QzJWU)
Fun is always in short supply, so don't waste an opportunity to have it!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (87oRe)
Thank you for respecting my true self, dearest Commissar.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:58 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (946rW)
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Way too much awesomeness to be allowed in this world.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:58 PM (RU4sa)
Wyatt Earp spent most of his later years in Los Angeles as a movie consultant for westerns
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at December 04, 2020 10:58 PM (szqvX)
and Perdue says he can't wait to work with President Biden? The GOPe is
beyond worthless.
History may show that the Trump advisor that told PDT to wait a week before going to GA either saved the Republic or destroyed it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 10:58 PM (Y8GVo)
285 Hi Ladyl! How's your daughter and her family? Still doing ok?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:51 PM (9hauA)
They're doing great, so far, Chique.
Very mild cases.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Very mild cases.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
Excellent.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (RU4sa)
__
Whoa. Tonight, my ISP "suspended" my web hosting account over some files that have been up for years and years. Ho-kay.
When I deleted the folders to which they objected, the helpful help guy told me the website would be back up by Dec 11. A WEEK? Dude, I've got Christmastime posts to be seen.
Fortunately, different tech guy "Antonio" got me unsuspended pretty much immediately.
Not that anyone would have noticed. But, now you can, potentially, enjoy the latest webwork
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/finish-the-game
or the old Christmas webworkshop (linked in nic), or not. Try the donation buttons; see if they still work.
Posted by: mindful webworkerAre we Christmasy yet? at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (xdNUT)
Don't cut your hair.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
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He better not.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:00 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Megthered at December 04, 2020 11:00 PM (UK00y)
They involved a cat.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
I'm not interesting enough to have stories. You probably heard cat stories, and I may have been tangentially involved.
Was it the alarm clock one?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
Doesn't give the governors and mayors the right to go all dictator-y though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)
I'm pretty sure I had the Chy-nah virus back in February, before we even knew it was a problem here in the US. I'd sure like to be exempt from any vaccine requirements.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:00 PM (H3MF8)
Don't cut your hair.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
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He better not.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:00 PM (RU4sa)
I dunno.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Know-It-All at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 10:55 PM (6lKe4)
I found a supply of good pants that had been discontinued - most of the guys in the office jumped.on it. We're all gonna be wearing the same thing.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (Xih1H)
The lethality of Covid is a hoax:
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 10:16 PM (IKT63)"
It's not as simple as that. Bad treatment protocols were foisted on us by the same bad actors that:
- spoke against keeping out travelers from China
- clamped down on testing so we were blind the first couple of months until it was established
- gave out bum info on transmission to get it going
- tripped over themselves covering for China and rubber stamping politicized lockdowns.
If you treat it like regular pneumonia, especially with first world equipment common in North America and the EU, you will kill a ton of people. Areas that got hit past a certain point dodged the bad stuff and benefited from word getting out about what not to do.
This was done deliberately to us; the Chinese knew what they had and how to treat it and kept that under wraps for months, while the progs already had their pandemic plan ready to go and just rolled with it. I wouldn't even be shocked if they'd coordinated in some manner.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (EEVQU)
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (BgMrQ)
White. 17.5" neck, 35" sleeveBarrel cuffs. Made in Malaysia. Monogramming not available.
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (jm8wA)
Posted by: No idea if a lawsuit is coming at December 04, 2020 10:41 PM (BBWrU)
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Thanks for that, it's what I thought I heard while driving.
Is this to be filed with SCOTUS?
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (oGBso)
Ah, Redbanzai, my apartment is kind of small but I bet I could fit a few at least. Might not be a lot of floor space but there would be plenty of good food.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (sd8p8)
Doesn't give the governors and mayors the right to go all dictator-y though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)
For the longest time, I did not know anyone that had the Covid, then it hit my son's MiL, then his wife, and finally him, but all recovered and are doing fine. The grandsons never had a trace of any symptoms!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (87oRe)
Probably one of the first cancellations of a conservative by a fake conservative over telling an uncomfortable truth.
We should've recognized exactly how NR was going to conform itself.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2020 11:02 PM (hq2WL)
Doesn't give the governors and mayors the right to go all dictator-y though.
Posted by: chique l'African
I agree that it's real too but I think it should be my choice as a business owner to stay open and up to my employees and customers also.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 11:02 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
A completely normal occurrence. Could have happened to anyone. All is well. Free Chinese millions are not free. Very sad. But unpredictable. Best wishes to families. Blah, blah blah, blah blah blah.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:02 PM (Y8GVo)
https://tinyurl.com/y5a8pmhy
Posted by: Smith & Post as lawyers at December 04, 2020 11:02 PM (BBWrU)
Tangentially.
That's what they all say.
Posted by: Sgt. Miklos Joe-Friday at December 04, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at Dec
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I love this idea, both the visualization and the optimism. Let's do it!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (IDhUW)
No happiness for Delilah in Best in Show today, but the big boys were in town on their way to Orlando next week. No reason for optimism about even getting out of breed competition tomorrow, as the judge just doesn't like Her Majesty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (WekKK)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)
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A 99% survival rate does not justify these lockdowns.
There have been deadlier pathogens from China and...crickets.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)
Doesn't give the governors and mayors the right to go all dictator-y though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)
the horrible surge in Oregon, guess how many Covid deaths per Oregon Health Authority last week?
Guess! Within 10 wins!
If you guessed 15 you are right on the money!
Fifteen means shut the state down and kill all the restaurants and use the State Police to enforce the number of guests you can have for Thanksgiving.
Oh, and the week before is actually one less than official count because one of the patients recovered instead of dying. Oops!!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (WyVLE)
My big brother!
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (RU4sa)
Sis. Work up a Patriotic Playlist, for Trump's 2nd Inaugural.
Might make for the best Weird Dave ONT since the Epic, endless Long Cat of yore.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (QzJWU)
Or as we used to call it "cold and flu season".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (Y8GVo)
We are almost into '21...have we upgraded to covid-20 yet?
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (BZBAG)
Posted by: Zod
"ZOD" are actually initials?
Posted by: M at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Not being smart-alecy, but it would be almost odd if we didn't see an uptick in a cold/flu virus during cold and flu season.
Activity always begins to rise in October, peaking out somewhere between December and February typically.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (XVNQq)
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (BgMrQ)
White. 17.5" neck, 35" sleeveBarrel cuffs. Made in Malaysia. Monogramming not available.
Posted by: Zod
But does it have pockets?
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (ftFVW)
You are unforgettable.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 10:53 PM (sd8p
I'd say. The horror, the horror.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:54 PM (9hauA)
Now that's not very nice at all. I only rate one "the horror," at most.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (Xih1H)
Ah, Redbanzai, my apartment is kind of small but I bet I could fit a
few at least. Might not be a lot of floor space but there would be
plenty of good food.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (sd8p
We can shanghai some proud boys for security and take over BLM/Antifa's camping area :-P
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:05 PM (946rW)
Video is much faster.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots
We processed News film on site, my job was to announce "leader" to the director, letting them know they had 2 sec. to go back to studio.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:05 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:00 PM
Could be that the new strain is sufficiently different. Which will make vaccines a perennial thing, of course.
Raoult is having none of it. His hospital has whole teams busy sequencing variants of SARS-CoV-2. The one that is causing the current increase in cases is not the same as the one that wreaked havoc in spring. It is different again from the one in summer which arrived from North Africa, spread through Europe without doing much damage and disappeared. In Marseilles they have treated at least fifteen patients who have caught COVID-19 again this autumn after already catching it in March. The variants of the virus have recombined. It is not a second wave, but a new wave. As in the old wave, most people don't have to worry too much. But if you can catch it twice, a vaccination is not necessarily the answer. Raoult for one doesn't seem to think so. He must be ridiculed. Or silenced.
https://tinyurl.com/y5jspytd
Posted by: Big Pharma in control at December 04, 2020 11:06 PM (BBWrU)
Hell, we never even shut down our economy over polio! That's a far scarier disease than the coof-coof.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:06 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:06 PM (RU4sa)
There have been deadlier pathogens from China and...crickets.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)
The reaction is really ridiculous. It's like they've been itching for years to oppress people and they're not going to let this chance pass them by. "Never let a crisis go to waste."
Apparently, LA mayor is commanding people not to leave their houses at all, even to walk outside (taking a page from crazy Australia). And these are people who openly flout their own rules. Either they have death wishes or they don't really believe EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE SO WE HAVE TO SHUT DOWN ALL THE THINGS!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 11:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (Y8GVo)
This I've heard that many many people may have antibodies to COVID 19 because they built them through colds and 'other covid' flu's.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 04, 2020 11:06 PM (WekKK)
Great, then you will spend the rest of your life defending the borders against economic refugees from Kenya, Ethiopia, and Yemen.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 04, 2020 11:07 PM (C+evo)
Thanks for the laugh kind sir I needed it badly.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 04, 2020 11:07 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Know-It-All at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
AND, but heavily weighted towards the latter.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 11:07 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2020 11:07 PM (Xih1H)
Don't cut your hair.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
Haven't yet!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:07 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (Xih1H)
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She's fine.
She was in the earlier threads.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:07 PM (RU4sa)
Hell, we never even shut down our economy over polio! That's a far scarier disease than the coof-coof.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:06 PM (H3MF
__________
Big Iron Lung was calling the shots back then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (mht8P)
under19yo, 3 deaths per 100,000
20 to 49yo, 2 deaths per 10,000
50 to 69yo, 5 deaths per 1,000
over 69yo, didn't see, not sure if they published do not know
normal influenza death rate is 1 per 1,000 under 65yo
over 65yo 8 deaths per 1,000
Posted by: Mary Cloggeinsteiyn from Battleborough, VT at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at Dec
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I love this idea, both the visualization and the optimism. Let's do it!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (IDhUW)
I can host too. Little further out but more room.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast
Yes, for years. But now? The phrase that no one dare utter this year.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (Rvt88)
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Shoot, sign me up.
NCOs are always in demand when there's a war.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:09 PM (RU4sa)
What about AIDS? Oh. Bad example...
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 11:09 PM (CJihP)
Jim
As we get older, we are all more heavily weighted toward the...latter.
Posted by: As observed by Miklos at December 04, 2020 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Or as we used to call it "cold and flu season".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast
Yes, for years. But now? The phrase that no one dare utter this year.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (Rvt8
___________
Now we call it The Great Mortality.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 11:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:10 PM (RU4sa)
caught COVID-19 again this autumn after already catching it in March.
The variants of the virus have recombined.
Have they got any numbers on 11 and 12 year olds that have blown their brains out in Zoom class due the lockdowns imposed per each variant?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:10 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:10 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
Haven't yet!
Posted by: Insomniac
Jah Rastafarai!
Posted by: Miklos, ever living, ever fearful at December 04, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
I love this idea, both the visualization and the optimism. Let's do it!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (IDhUW)
I can host too. Little further out but more room.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (6lKe4)
That would be killer!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (nakwk)
Can we keep talking about pot? It's Friday. LOL
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
defending the borders against economic refugees from Kenya, Ethiopia,
and Yemen.
Posted by: President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:07 PM (C+evo)
I know. We'll conquer Canada! They won't know what hit them!
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (VNmG1)
plenty of good food.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (sd8p
We can shanghai some proud boys for security and take over BLM/Antifa's camping area :-P
Might be a little chilly inDC in January. And remember, I am not into portopotties.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (sd8p8)
That acceleration factor varies depending on wind across the flight deck, wave conditions and loading (how much the particular aircraft weighs) this all done by a guy in a armored bump on the flight decks who operated the catapult.
It's extremely important to get that pressure correct or the front wheel could be damaged OR the aircraft not reach the correct air speed and the aircraft goes into the drink and probably right dead in front to get run over by the carrier.
The new (experimental in my view) rail drivers as catapults are still giving the NAVY fits as they are not putting out the required acceleration. NOT. GOOD.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (hq2WL)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:05 PM (r1z5A)
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You processed news film in a live truck in the field?
I was not around for those days, but I do remember video tapes being picked up by couriers in the field (couriers were usually off duty cops, they could easily get across police lines at breaking news).
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
Haven't yet!
Posted by: Insomniac
Jah Rastafarai!
Posted by: Miklos, ever living, ever fearful at December 04, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Brings me power. Like Samson.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (nakwk)
over 65yo 8 deaths per 1,000
Posted by: Mary Cloggeinsteiyn from Battleborough, VT at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (GIeIM)
I love it when Mary makes sense.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 10:58 PM (Y8GVo)
I wonder how many GA Morons will be there.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 11:12 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 11:12 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at Dec
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Everybody wears the same dress!
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 11:12 PM (buTO7)
Riiiiiiight.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 04, 2020 11:13 PM (VbXKW)
caught COVID-19 again this autumn after already catching it in March.
The variants of the virus have recombined.
.....
This is very concerning, because usually once you catch a cold, you never catch a cold again.
But this cold is like a super cold, almost sentient.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 11:13 PM (XVNQq)
I know. We'll conquer Canada! They won't know what hit them!
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (VNmG1)
__________
We don't want Quebec though. Having Louisiana is bad enough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 11:13 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:13 PM (r1z5A)
"Ten words I can spell correctly are:"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (xT2tT)
Imo, at least 95% of those "teacher's comment" photos are fake anyway. The similarity in how the letters are formed just makes me assumed someone switched hands.
The "see me after class" comments also rarely make sense in context, but appear so frequently in these style of jokes because it reinforces the joke.
Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2020 11:14 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:14 PM (sd8p8)
I fixed up a broken dispenser once but because it didn't work like it was supposed to (it worked just fine) my boss and his wife refused to replace the tp. I had to do it.
Maybe he was giving me a message. I don't know.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2020 11:14 PM (hq2WL)
Posted by: Insomniac
For Court appearances, do you curl and powder it?
None of that artificial Brit wig bidnis.
Posted by: Miklos, Solicitor (but never convicted) at December 04, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2020 11:01 PM (jm8wA)
Sighhhhh, alright!
I'll take white, 16 1\2" neck, 36" sleeve. Brooks Bros cut.
Must have ZOD as the monogram.
No monogram, no deal!
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2020 11:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2020 11:16 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (IDhUW)
I can host too. Little further out but more room.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 11:08 PM (6lKe4)
That would be killer!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (nakwk)
Yes!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:16 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 10:26 PM (9IdCK)
Is the activity more pleasant in other countries?
(Hi!)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 10:29 PM (9hauA)
The monkeys never complain.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 11:16 PM (9IdCK)
Hi! I didn't get it. They needed export experience which I do not have.
The Germantown range you were talking about is near the middle school my kids attended. I think I've driven by it but never went in. Looks promising.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 11:17 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:17 PM (IDhUW)
Wonderful ONt Mr. Dave
Can someone help with the word probity.
What does probity mean ?
And also,
What does liberty mean ? (I have trouble with this)
And what's the difference between the two.
Thanks and great ONt as usual.
No I don't use Wikipedia anymore ... do you?
Posted by: Little questions little answers at December 04, 2020 11:17 PM (8lPD/)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (RU4sa)
Magnetic, Genetic, to match your soul!
Pump up the volume
Pump up the volume
Pump up the volume
Dance!...Dance!
Posted by: george at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (ydTbI)
If Biden gets sworn in...COVID surge will disappear like magic
time stamp this post...
Posted by: Nightwatch
He says he's going to impose a nationwide mask mandate for 100 days after taking office.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
I'm not interesting enough to have stories. You probably heard cat stories, and I may have been tangentially involved.
Was it the alarm clock one?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
It was about getting the kitty to you and how the new kitty acclimated to your other kitty.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 11:13 PM (mht8P)
Ok, I can see that. But we have a secret weapon. AOP can give us all the info we need to completely confusticate those guys. It'll be a walkover! Can you just see the Horde taking over Canada and declaring it a sovereign nation?
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (VNmG1)
I was not around for those days, but I do remember video tapes being
picked up by couriers in the field (couriers were usually off duty
cops, they could easily get across police lines at breaking news).
Posted by: President-Elect Boots
Sorry, the film was processed at the Station, I didn't get into live trucks till about 10 years into my career.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (VNmG1)
For the most part they already speak English, unlike Somalia, has more than 2% arable land, and the best part, with all of the Global Warming that is due, will be downright pleasant in climate.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 04, 2020 11:19 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 11:19 PM (GIeIM)
I'm game.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:19 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2020 11:19 PM (hq2WL)
caught COVID-19 again this autumn after already catching it in March.
The variants of the virus have recombined.
.....
This is very concerning, because usually once you catch a cold, you never catch a cold again.
But this cold is like a super cold, almost sentient.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 11:13 PM (XVNQq)
It IS super sentient. It knows to avoid riots and is irritated by loud music.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:19 PM (946rW)
That would be killer!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (nakwk)
Yes!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:16 PM (946rW)
It would be great to have you. If we have a lot, for the brave, I have a tent for the backyard...
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 11:19 PM (6lKe4)
Tired of that yet?
Apparently not...
Otherwise...there would be a lot more fires burning at various Medically related institutions of Federal Construct...so
still trying to "distill" .......you go with that...yep...go with that...
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 04, 2020 11:19 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:17 PM (IDhUW)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
And that's what the Media will say ended the outbreak. If the shit stain gets elected.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (r1z5A)
Joe Biden says a lot of sh*t.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (w7KSn)
Doesn't give the governors and mayors the right to go all dictator-y though.
One of my (as of 5 PM former) cow-orkers has the 'rona. Today in a group chat he tells the rest of us, "You don't want this!"
I told him he was right, but since it's a pandemic odds are...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (SchxB)
Could be that the new strain is sufficiently different. Which will make vaccines a perennial thing, of course.
Raoult is having none of it. His hospital has whole teams busy sequencing variants of SARS-CoV-2. The one that is causing the current increase in cases is not the same as the one that wreaked havoc in spring. It is different again from the one in summer which arrived from North Africa, spread through Europe without doing much damage and disappeared. In Marseilles they have treated at least fifteen patients who have caught COVID-19 again this autumn after already catching it in March. The variants of the virus have recombined. It is not a second wave, but a new wave. As in the old wave, most people don't have to worry too much. But if you can catch it twice, a vaccination is not necessarily the answer. Raoult for one doesn't seem to think so. He must be ridiculed. Or silenced.
https://tinyurl.com/y5jspytd
Posted by: Big Pharma in control at December 04, 2020 11:06 PM (BBWrU)
If there are new strains every year, that just means it's like the flu. We should treat it the same way, by letting people continue to earn a living in any way they see fit.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
Under what authority?
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:17 PM (IDhUW)
I declare thumb war!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:21 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2020 11:19 PM (hq2WL)
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Poor kid's pissed he was born in 2020.
Almost, kid.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:21 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at Dec
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Everybody wears the same dress!
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 11:12 PM (buTO7)
Heck--I'd be willing to go naked.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:10 PM (Y8GVo)
Oh, snap! as the kids say.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (5FCda)
And Weird Dave, thanks for the meme t'other nite, He did indeed come for me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (XVNQq)
Mebbe.....
But, HE ain't the one that married Yoko .
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (arJlL)
Yes, that is what the Hopkins newsletter article showed. That there has not been any surge of deaths, or changes in death statistics. They are basically taking deaths that would normally occur, and labeling them covid deaths. And that is why it seems to affect older people, or people with other conditions, those are the ones that die normally each year, and can be recategorized as covid deaths.
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (IKT63)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:21 PM (nakwk)
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You would so lose.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (r1z5A)
The left only thinks they know about "resistance".
Wait'll they get a load of US.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:17 PM (IDhUW)
I believe is pronounced Palms.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 11:23 PM (Rz2Nc)
Under what authority?
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (VNmG1)
_________
What authority does Whitmer have? The court said she didn't have it and she said she'd just invent something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 11:23 PM (mht8P)
Heck--I'd be willing to go naked.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
Make sure you post pictures!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:23 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 04, 2020 11:23 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Oh. Well, I think I got most of that cleaned up, but whenever it gets humid I sometimes find a spot I missed.
Remind me to tell you the alarm clock story sometime. It's about this one.
https://youtu.be/SgIZa5N3ZAs
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:21 PM (nakwk)
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You would so lose.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (RU4sa)
It's so on.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:17 PM (IDhUW)
I declare thumb war!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:21 PM (nakwk)
Literal L.O.L.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (IDhUW)
The left only thinks they know about "resistance".
Wait'll they get a load of US.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)
This this this
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
I have a question about Vivaldi's Four Seasons. Is this like an Orange Blossom Special for classical violinists, where you play as fast as you can?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
Under what authority?
The new Soviet Socialist States of Amerika constitution. It's just like the old constitution, only completely different in every way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (sd8p8)
Rhino Virus causes the rest. (Another reason to hate Rhinos).
These viruses are catchy, there's no way to avoid them.
Fantasy Team Biden has announced a 100 day mask mandate. Do you really think the local dictators coast to coast will stop because of Chyna Joe? It will get worse. Small businesses will be crushed, to satisfy big business.
The mayors & governors will continue to keep us on lock down while they ignore their own rules.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy
The weather forecast is damn cold. Georgia is just north of Florida and while we handle the hell out of humidity and skeeters, actual "cold" - sub 50 degrees F- makes us sleep in, build fires and curl up on the couch for OANN and a Hells Kitchen Marathon.
It is what it is.
If Trump had come last week:
- Lin and Sidney would have had serious leverage at their rally and not looked like "splitters!"
- GA voters, the a priori troll types, would have had massive leverage against China-owned Kelly and Dave
- Loeffler and Perdue would have been forced to speak or explain their silence.
- Kemp would have looked like the slimy little shit that he is: a governor not greeting the President and head of his party?
- This whole "Kemp's daughter's boy friend also Loeffler's employee, died therefore we will again dive into our basements until Spring" shit would have been avoided.
I don't know. I just don't know.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (Y8GVo)
caught COVID-19 again
Out of how many other cases? Out of how many million positive cases in France? Put it in context. How many people a year come down with the same flu virus more than once?
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (VNmG1)
https://youtu.be/SgIZa5N3ZAs
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (t+qrx)
What a cutie-patootie!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Think about how many absurd things we are told we must believe right now. These people, these leftist wannabe-monsters, are so unbelievably close to getting the power they desire, the power to do as Pol Pot, Mao, and all their ideological forebears and idols have done. They want that power, and that exact same outcome, more than anything.
Christ said "the Enemy comes for naught but to kill, and to steal, and to destroy..."
Is martial law for a time preferable to decades of mass graves and slavery? I'm going to have to say, resoundingly, HELL YES.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 04, 2020 11:26 PM (OssQ4)
And when the nationwide 100 day mask mandate doesn't work, it will be because of wreckers, kulaks and counter-revolutionaries.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 11:26 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 11:21 PM (nakwk)
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You would so lose.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (RU4sa)
It's so on.
Posted by: Insomniac
I can twiddle thumbs
Just watch
Posted by: Chief Justice Julia Roberts at December 04, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 11:27 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Ladyl
---
Y'all hear that?
That is the sound of stampeding 'Rons hitting their bunks simultaneously.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:27 PM (RU4sa)
Furiously checks flight avails...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
Oh dahlin, you'd be so disappointed...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 04, 2020 11:27 PM (BZBAG)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:20 PM (H3MF
I don't see how this would help achieve the goal of giving bureaucrats more power.
Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2020 11:28 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 04, 2020 11:28 PM (6lKe4)
Y'all hear that?
That is the sound of stampeding 'Rons hitting their bunks simultaneously.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:27 PM (RU4sa)
Lol.
More like squeezing their eyes shut and screaming NOOOOO!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
With Bai Den and Kamelgirl, you may get both.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 11:28 PM (SchxB)
If Biden gets sworn in...COVID surge will disappear like magic
time stamp this post...
Posted by: Nightwatch
He says he's going to impose a nationwide mask mandate for 100 days after taking office.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
Would love to see him try that crap with Floridians. DeSantis wont cave to a piece of excrement.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 04, 2020 11:28 PM (4pK1/)
Sad!
Posted by: lotsobugs at December 04, 2020 11:29 PM (hCqcJ)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)
I have a question about Vivaldi's Four Seasons. Is this like an Orange Blossom Special for classical violinists, where you play as fast as you can?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 04, 2020 11:24 PM (YynYJ)
It actually seems really slow. Is it just me?
Posted by: Paganini at December 04, 2020 11:29 PM (l6b3d)
Talk soon.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:29 PM (sd8p8)
If Trump had come last week:
- Lin and Sidney would have had serious leverage at their rally and not looked like "splitters!"
- GA voters, the a priori troll types, would have had massive leverage against China-owned Kelly and Dave
- Loeffler and Perdue would have been forced to speak or explain their silence.
- Kemp would have looked like the slimy little shit that he is: a governor not greeting the President and head of his party?
-
This whole "Kemp's daughter's boy friend also Loeffler's employee, died
therefore we will again dive into our basements until Spring" shit
would have been avoided.
I don't know. I just don't know.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (Y8GVo)
I think a ton of people will be there... hopefully you will be too!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:29 PM (946rW)
5-6-7-8 I used that hand to masturbate!
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 04, 2020 11:30 PM (VbXKW)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (sd8p
If PDT prevails, I can't imagine even feeling the cold.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Lol. I guess this was the amazing new plan to defeat COVID he said he would implement but refused to reveal during the campaign.
Posted by: spindrift at December 04, 2020 11:30 PM (g7qf6)
Y'all hear that?
That is the sound of stampeding 'Rons hitting their bunks simultaneously.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:27 PM (RU4sa)
Lol.
More like squeezing their eyes shut and screaming NOOOOO!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
I disagree. You are an 'ette, and therefore lovely.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:30 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Ladyl
Sweetie, I'm old...it's been years since I've seen an ugly woman.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:30 PM (r1z5A)
5-6-7-8 I used that hand to masturbate!
Just one hand? You poor little thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 11:31 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 04, 2020 11:31 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 11:23 PM (mht8P)
This. This is where we are failing. People like her only have the power that the electorate grants her. If the people in her state were to overwhelmingly tell her to go pound sand, she doesn't have enough cops in the state to enforce the rule. Sadly, and amazingly, not enough people in the state realize that.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:31 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:31 PM (IDhUW)
1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war!
5-6-7-8 I used that hand to masturbate!
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
Stolen.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:32 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 11:32 PM (dpfOB)
but why would a staffer dying tragically today make Loeffler miss the rally tomorrow?
is it his funeral already tomorrow?
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 11:33 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
Oh dahlin, you'd be so disappointed...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)
Don't believe her, some rat. I WISH I looked as good as Ladyl.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at December 04, 2020 11:33 PM (zNpyh)
If you treat it like regular pneumonia, especially with first world equipment common in North America and the EU, you will kill a ton of people.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films
No. What the Hopkins newsletter article showed. And my very informal call to the county health commissioner shows, is that it IS as simple as it all being a hoax.
If you were right, that bad treatment leads to doctors *killing a ton of people.* Then there would be more deaths in the country, or in a county, than last year. Excess deaths. But this is not the case. The Hopkins newsletter article showed that we are at the same levels of deaths as last year. But that these deaths are being recategorized as Covid deaths.
Likewise, in my county, there are no excess deaths. I called today. They can lie about what is killing the patients, maybe the patient is covid positive, what they can not lie about is total deaths, which have not changed.
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 11:33 PM (IKT63)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egURt6AKPk
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 11:34 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 11:34 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:34 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Chance99 at December 04, 2020 11:35 PM (KGxGi)
If Biden gets sworn in...COVID surge will disappear like magic
time stamp this post...
Posted by: Nightwatch
He says he's going to impose a nationwide mask mandate for 100 days after taking office.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
Would love to see him try that crap with Floridians. DeSantis wont cave to a piece of excrement.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 04, 2020 11:28 PM (4pK1/)
The current "surge" in (false) positive cases is to justify the Biden mask mandate that will last until summer. By then, everyone will have received the vaccine and the medical community will start releasing accurate infection/death rates which will show a dramatic reduction. Since false positives will never be eliminated with a test with a specificity of 94%, we will be under lockdown the rest of our lives
Posted by: lotsobugs at December 04, 2020 11:35 PM (hCqcJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:25 PM (Y8GVo)
Good points. On the bright side, some pretty damning evidence has been revealed over the past week, so Trump will have great material to work with. I'm assuming this will be more like his usual rallies and not like the recorded speech.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 11:35 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 11:34 PM (9hauA)
We're both doing good. Hubs' taste and smell is returning a little bit at a time.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 04, 2020 11:36 PM (zNpyh)
He doesn't know who Jesus is or what praying is!
How can he be saved?
Except through China's slaves?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2020 11:36 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: pmurT at December 04, 2020 11:37 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:37 PM (sd8p8)
The current "surge" in (false) positive cases is to justify the Biden mask mandate that will last until summer. By then, everyone will have received the vaccine and the medical community will start releasing accurate infection/death rates which will show a dramatic reduction. Since false positives will never be eliminated with a test with a specificity of 94%, we will be under lockdown the rest of our lives
Posted by: lotsobugs at December 04, 2020 11:35 PM (h
Who is "everybody?"
I know very few people willing to get that vaccine.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)
but why would a staffer dying tragically today make Loeffler miss the rally tomorrow?
is it his funeral already tomorrow?
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 11:33 PM (nUhF0)
The non-conspiracy theory is she was never going to be there anyway lest she get deplorable cooties or actually have to speak out against the fraud she is likely complicit in.
The conspiracy theory would be something along the lines of this kid was killed as a warning to Loeffler and Kemp.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:37 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 04, 2020 11:37 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost
Look at the bright side; at least you don't SMELL like crap !
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 11:38 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 04, 2020 11:38 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:55 PM (H3MF
Thoughts and prayers for your loss. Terrible shame to become so forgetful in old age, right?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 11:38 PM (YkawN)
I know very few people willing to get that vaccine.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)
I certainly will not be.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:38 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:34 PM (sd8p
Our last one was scheduled for late April, and it (of course) had to be cancelled.
We'll have one again sometime, though!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:39 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2020 11:39 PM (l9m7l)
Is martial law for a time preferable to decades of mass graves and slavery? I'm going to have to say, resoundingly, HELL YES.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 04, 2020 11:26 PM (OssQ4)
Insurrection Act, martial law, suspend deadlines until all fraud is revealed and investigated. Then arrests and trials.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 11:40 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
Get well! Making a Spokane run after the first of the year! We'll go to Idaho and have a drink!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:40 PM (r1z5A)
I certainly will not be.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:38 PM (946rW)
Nor will I.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:55 PM (H3MF
Thoughts and prayers for your loss. Terrible shame to become so forgetful in old age, right?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 11:38 PM (YkawN)
Totally! I can't even remember what lake and/or river it was.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:40 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 10:45 PM (nakwk)
You...you make me laugh.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost
Oh, HIM !
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 11:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 04, 2020 11:36 PM (zNpyh)
Nice. I think his method - sniffing vinegar - is very scientific, by the way.
Strong, consistent smell.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 04, 2020 11:41 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ladyl
---
Y'all hear that?
That is the sound of stampeding 'Rons hitting their bunks simultaneously.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:27 PM (RU4sa)
Actually they are all booking tickets. I know this because you all broke the internet and made me move to a different device!!!
Well played Ladyl!!!!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:41 PM (IDhUW)
Gavin Christopher Newsom...
Blow me...
If the reveal on Crazy Days and Nights is accurate, he'll disappoint you there as well.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5v2ylr
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 04, 2020 11:41 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2020 11:39 PM (l9m7l)
Keep fighting the good fight, BC. We need you here.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
Actually they are all booking tickets. I know this because you all broke the internet and made me move to a different device!!!
Well played Ladyl!!!!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:41 PM (IDhUW)
Lol.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:40 PM (r1z5A)
Sounds great!
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 04, 2020 11:43 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 04, 2020 11:43 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:43 PM (63Dwl)
I know very few people willing to get that vaccine.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)
I certainly will not be.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:38 PM (946rW)
---
If the VA tries to make me take the vaccine, I'll be a suing somebody.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:43 PM (RU4sa)
They are going to pressure Biden to step down for "medical reasons" on the idea that we won't throw a hundred poll workers in jail.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 04, 2020 11:44 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:44 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 11:44 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Revenant at December 04, 2020 11:44 PM (+nZa8)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:44 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (sd8p8)
Sharon.....I do our Morondezvous. Was supposed to be the last Saturday in April but of course didn't happen. I'm hopeful we will be able to figure out something for 2021
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: pmurT at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (ojwvu)
A 99% survival rate does not justify these lockdowns.
There have been deadlier pathogens from China and...crickets.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)
It was never about Covid.
It is about a Chinese Communist invasion and takeover, non-military style. With lots and lots of American traitors to help them in the guise of getting rid of Trump, because Trump is so bad to them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at December 04, 2020 11:46 PM (AlYYP)
He said the built the biggest election fraud group ever and ta-da!
recently he said the would get ill so he could step down
old people an kids, say what they say
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 11:46 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (/UQ/R)
{{{WDS}}}
I'll be there!
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 04, 2020 11:46 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at December 04, 2020 11:46 PM (AlYYP)
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It is.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:47 PM (RU4sa)
They are going to pressure Biden to step down for "medical reasons"
on the idea that we won't throw a hundred poll workers in jail.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 04, 2020 11:44 PM (LxTcq)
We absolutely will want to do that. I would even hazard a guess that they will be safer behind bars than they would be out in public with the people whose votes they stole.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:49 PM (946rW)
Never had a flu shot........not getting a f*ing covid vaccine
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 04, 2020 11:49 PM (/UQ/R)
And on that note, I'm off to dreamland. You all have to stop keeping me up so late. With my luck, my son will text me at 7 am to meet the grandkids at the park.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 11:50 PM (sd8p8)
"medical reasons" on the idea that we won't throw a hundred poll workers
in jail.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Jail? Friend what we'll use will require a loooonnnggg wall.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 11:50 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 11:50 PM (dpfOB)
I think a ton of people will be there... hopefully you will be too!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
I used to think of myself as extremely anti-social. In reality, I think I just hate things that are unfamiliar.
What do you call it when you leave your home and your personal stopwatch is screaming at you to get back home before bad things happen?
I don't know. It was hard, Hard Work getting to Lin and Sidney's rally, close to home in Alphatucky. But I did it.
My disappointment at the President's failure to show is still being calculated. Many folks I talked to felt the same.
So many perceived screw-ups: "masks are patriotic" and "this disease is a Plague" and "Loeffler and Perdue are Good People" . I don't see everything that PDT sees. But these things are hard to swallow. Hard to justify around the dinner table.
I want PDT to do well, I need him to do well in the Valdosta rally. But I know Valdosta's history of activism. And I worry.
I may or may not be there in body, body but my spirit and my cash will be there.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:50 PM (Y8GVo)
professionals and law enforcement. A friend is a county prosecutor --
they are being queued up for access to the vaccine. A doctor friends
tells me that while the hospital can't force staff to take the vaccine,
it is heavily encouraged, and the staff is openly talking about which
vaccine to take (Pfizer or Moderna) rather than whether to take it at
all. This doctor anticipates taking it, and hopes they give her the
Pfizer vaccine as she believes Pfizer has more skin in the game to get
it right than Moderna.
Posted by: Revenant at December 04, 2020 11:44 PM (+nZa
Isn't the Moderna vaccine Bill Gates? Anyone who takes that is an absolute fool. Quite frankly, anyone who takes either one is a damn fool.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:50 PM (946rW)
If the VA tries to make me take the vaccine, I'll be a suing somebody.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:43 PM (RU4sa)
Giving me a vaccine would require my cooperation. Something they will not get.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:52 PM (TdMsT)
If I speak for Georgia, this is the feeling here.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:52 PM (Y8GVo)
I will try.
All I can do now is make incomprehensible animated idiocies. Which might be a plus in a Biden administration, come to think of it.
Yeah, "Incomprehensible Animated Biden Idiocies" is...well, it's probably a thing since the 80's so I'll be seen as a late-comer. Oh well.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2020 11:53 PM (l9m7l)
Never had a flu shot........not getting a f*ing covid vaccine
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 04, 2020 11:49 PM (/UQ/R)
Good !
I'm with you!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
"medical reasons" on the idea that we won't throw a hundred poll workers
in jail.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I don't understand this, why would he be expected to throw people in jail that helped steal an election?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
I'll do a shot
Posted by: Miklos, looking around for vodka and jello at December 04, 2020 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
I will try.
All I can do now is make incomprehensible animated idiocies. Which might be a plus in a Biden administration, come to think of it.
Yeah, "Incomprehensible Animated Biden Idiocies" is...well, it's probably a thing since the 80's so I'll be seen as a late-comer. Oh well.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2020 11:53 PM (l9m7l)
Dahlin--I would think all you need is a good recording device to capture "incomprehensible Biden idiocies."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:55 PM (TdMsT)
If Biden gets in, the daily death count will switch to LIVES SAVED by Biden, like when unemployment numbers went to jobs created (OR SAVED).
Posted by: Jimco Industries
Uncle Joe will be into creating lives as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (/UQ/R)
{{{WDS}}}
I'll be there!
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 04, 2020 11:46 PM (zNpyh)
Nice!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:56 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Follow the polls? at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM
Posted by: GA polls were wrong in 100% Dominion state at December 04, 2020 11:56 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2020 11:57 PM (IDhUW)
That makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:57 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: butch at December 04, 2020 10:09 PM (cHvOo)
I would assume that Trump has his reasons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 11:57 PM (mzC78)
If I speak for Georgia, this is the feeling here.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 11:52 PM (Y8GVo)
That is the sentiment nationwide I think. I would not be too hard on the P_resident for not being there last week. I am very sure he had his reasons and I suspect two of those reasons were Perdue and Loeffler. I suspect that they were not going to show last week regardless of whether the President came to drum up support for them.
I also think that Lin and Sidney needed the freedom to be as harsh as they needed to be with GOP leadership in your state.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 11:57 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)
Because the useful idiots are always the first ones up against the wall.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:58 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 04, 2020 11:58 PM (0OmEj)
I saw Santa Ana's leg in a museum in Springfield, IL. Taking that kind of plunder used to be good technique I guess.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 04, 2020 11:59 PM (qpX6U)
Never had a flu shot........not getting a f*ing covid vaccine
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 04, 2020 11:49 PM (/UQ/R)
Good !
I'm with you!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 04, 2020 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
I've never had a flu shot. You know why? When I was a kid, my brother got the flu every year, but I never got it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 11:59 PM (H3MF8)
Especially if he's the Bad S.O.B. whut dun kill't the splodeydope fighter.
That leg though, deserves to be proudly displayed on his Brigade's Wall of Honor.
Directly above the photo as seen in this great ONT.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (QzJWU)
And it's not like the Talibunny has any further use for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:00 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats
I've worked with lots of Oz guys, they would all do it.
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2020 12:02 AM (Xih1H)
That makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
It's the yellow covid symbol we'll have to wear if we don't get vac'd that worries me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:02 AM (r1z5A)
Jon has a long moustache and the chair is against the wall. *wink wink*
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:02 AM (VNmG1)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 04, 2020 11:58 PM (0OmEj)
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That's not possible in my case.
As I am 100% service-connected disabled, and the hubs is going through school, sorta have to.
But It will be a cold day before I let them shoot me up with any concoction.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:03 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:58 PM (VNmG1)
I understand that, but they need them for at least another election or two.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 05, 2020 12:03 AM (Rz2Nc)
That makes a lot of sense.
Short circuit their brains, propose that a vaxx cert is a form of ID acceptable for voting.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 05, 2020 12:03 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2020 12:03 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Gee_three at December 05, 2020 12:04 AM (n/iYS)
Have I mentioned lately that Windows 10 sucks to the maximum?
Or that just being born analog and dragged kicking and screaming into the digital age has been at times an extremely difficult task?
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2020 10:46 PM (KATBx)
Nah, Windows 10 is awful. The tiles are obnoxious and it's ridiculous to have to type stuff in the little search bar to find control panel items. My husband has been using PCs for 30 years and hates Windows 10.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:04 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2020 12:04 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2020 12:03 AM (63Dwl)
What was the name of his other leg?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 12:05 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Miklos, looking around for vodka and jello at December 04, 2020 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Come on over, Miklos! Since mom's senior center has been closed, they all go hang out in the parking lot, bring camping chairs, and have a picnic lunch. Last time someone brought a bunch of Jello shots, and she brought the leftovers home.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 12:05 AM (zNpyh)
It is about a Chinese Communist invasion and takeover, non-military style. With lots and lots of American traitors to help them in the guise of getting rid of Trump, because Trump is so bad to them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
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Yup. Wuhan Bat Flu was released into the world on purpose.
American traitors selling out for pennies, literally for practically nothing.
Media & Big Tech (which is very foreign centric) all on the same message - Orange Man Bad.
Using Bat Flu to send real ballots via mail to fake voters by the millions.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 05, 2020 12:06 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 05, 2020 12:03 AM (Rz2Nc)
Why? The damage is already done. If PDT loses this, it would be the last election that matters. After this, it is all done by diktat.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:06 AM (VNmG1)
What happens if everyone just says No?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 12:06 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Rusty at December 05, 2020 12:06 AM (+SloN)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:06 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 12:07 AM (arJlL)
Wonder how many repatriated manufacturing projects just got frozen?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:07 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 05, 2020 12:07 AM (l9m7l)
Pfizer was also reportedly livid by this game by Fauci -- even so, they did not announce their vaccine before the election.
Posted by: Revenant at December 05, 2020 12:07 AM (+nZa8)
I would be able/ willing to make a Washinton/Idaho MoMe. Just need a few days to prep.
Looks like device is cooperating.
Crossing fingers.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Jordan61
Well, it's not like they go bad...
Posted by: Miklos, also dry ice and Everclear for the punchbowl at December 05, 2020 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
That makes a lot of sense.
Short circuit their brains, propose that a vaxx cert is a form of ID acceptable for voting.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 05, 2020 12:03 AM (SchxB)
That's an interesting thought!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:08 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 10:23 PM (MPYWI)
I'd vote for Perdue just to see Hollyweird cry over Ossoff. I'd vote for Loeffler because I want to see a Senator do the perp walk, and I think Lin Wood has the goods on her. I guess I'm just a contrary sort.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:08 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
I agree very much. Their points were so crystal clear yet the "Lin and Sidney are deranged, derailed, kooky" bullshit continued throughout the week. The people that I talked to at the rally were ready to go, ready to do.
But had no real direction.
I get that President Trump couldn't be there. But it seriously hurt Georgia Patriots when he didn't.
I was even challenged as an "a priori troll" for agreeing with LIn and Sidney's stance. Which was crazy since I have never posted "We all love Jesus so its all ok" or whatever. Newt Gingrich even attacked Lin Wood. I hope Newt's arteries continue to harden.
Lin is fighting. Sidney is fighting. The US Senate is apparently sipping Dom Perignon and snorting coke off the firm buttocks of tween Latin American boys.
Is it enough? Can we do this? I think so. I think that it is a matter of will. And I believe that PDT has that will.
I will fight. Just need the word to be given.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 12:08 AM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:02 AM (r1z5A)
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Is it star shaped?
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 05, 2020 12:09 AM (oGBso)
You know who loved Napoleon? His countrymen.
Posted by: pmurT
I have never met Napoleon ... but I plan to find the time!
Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cookies Need Butter Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:10 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 05, 2020 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 05, 2020 12:07 AM (l9m7l)
I'd rather hang out with The Moron Horde than with the finest people in the world!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:10 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:11 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 05, 2020 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)
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Love you too!
Everyone is fine, praise God.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:11 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miklos, also dry ice and Everclear for the punchbowl at December 05, 2020 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
I loved that a bunch of 70- and 80-something year olds were hanging out in a parking lot doing Jello shots.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 12:11 AM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2020 10:19 PM (WyVLE)
It does, and I have never been a smoker. I went to a pub tonight with a friend, who lurks here from time to time, and we had ribs and beers. Food was yummy. I wore my transparent plastic face shield for the 20 seconds it took to get from the door to the seat at the bar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:11 AM (mzC78)
You know who loved Napoleon? His countrymen.
Posted by: pmurT
I have never met Napoleon ... but I plan to find the time!
Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cookies Need Butter Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:10 AM (LPnfS)
Nice! He did look so fine, upon that hill.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:12 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 12:11 AM (zNpyh)
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*tries to imagine my parents doing jello shots*
Nope.
Can't do it.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:13 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots
Nah, like that sucker disk ball you'd throw against the wall, till your mom smacked up back of the head, and made ya wash the spot.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (r1z5A)
Ain't I a ray of sunshine?!?!
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2020 10:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Maybe it's trained by the Indonesian restaurant that Barky frequents, to fetch meat for the table.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Adriane
Napoleon brandy for a fine girl
What a good drink it would be
Posted by: Miklos, many times at the Napoleon House in NOLA at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Winters is standing up, not in a hole*, Blythe is in his hole, and empties his clip at the kraut line. The 2nd-to-last round ejects and spins in the air, right next to the rifle (metallic sound added by foley artists). No - cases eject forward at about 1 to 2 o'clock, they don't eject at 90 and spin.
* one of the most egregiously unrealistic/unlikely things in the series - standing up straight amidst a hail of German fire that's even wounding guys with some cover??? Oh - and Blythe is said - in the graphic that ends the episode - to have not survived his wounds incurred at an incident just after the big firefight - oops, he did. Actually served in the Army for years after the war, died much later.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (OTzUX)
Jordan! LCD! American Kestrel!
What a fucking fuck of a year. Dammit. We need to get together. It's cold af, windy and dark.
Got an RV? Anyone? Barn? Bueller?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (U2p+3)
*tries to imagine my parents doing jello shots*
Nope.
Can't do it.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:13 AM (RU4sa)
Imma let you in on a little secret, SMH... they also had sex.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 05, 2020 12:15 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Miklos from Google Fact Checks at December 05, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:04 AM (YkawN)
I had my 'puter guru set my Win 10 up inside of a "Win 7 Shell". Win 10 is what's running things, but all the controls, buttons and interface look and act like straight up Win 7.
Cause 10 sucks and I hate it, too.
If I wanted my laptop to run like a smart phone, I'd have bought a digital watch with a 15" widescreen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2020 12:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2020 12:16 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Adriane
Napoleon brandy for a fine girl
What a good drink it would be
Posted by: Miklos, many times at the Napoleon House in NOLA at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Such a fine drink!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:16 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cookies Need Butter Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:10 AM (LPnfS)
Nice! He did look so fine, upon that hill.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
"Hey Luigi ! Bring me my brown pants !"
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 12:17 AM (arJlL)
Yeah, that was my very first thought. People who do not hate monkeys do not know anything about monkeys.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 12:17 AM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 05, 2020 12:17 AM (buTO7)
Jordan! LCD! American Kestrel!
What a fucking fuck of a year. Dammit. We need to get together. It's cold af, windy and dark.
Got an RV? Anyone? Barn? Bueller?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (U2p+3)
As my family knows, walls are expandable, and you all are welcome here anytime.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:17 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 12:11 AM (zNpyh)
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2nd childhood!
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 05, 2020 12:17 AM (oGBso)
I don't hate monkeys, there's just other animals I'd rather eat.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 05, 2020 12:18 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:18 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:18 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:06 AM (VNmG1)
No,they will still have to have a election or two. They need the people cheating, if they jail/kill them now, what would motivate the next crew to cheat for them. And on what authority does Joe Biden have to just jail people? These people would start singing.
Elections will go go back and forth between D and R, as long as they are deep state approved.
So in a big way the American people lose, big time.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 05, 2020 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (H3MF
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No.
Really?
My folks aren't the jello shots type.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:19 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 05, 2020 12:20 AM (/UQ/R)
Attorney Sidney Powell says there's plenty of time for President Donald Trump's legal team to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. @0:00:50
https://tinyurl.com/y2525xtd
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 12:21 AM (dpfOB)
Yeah, that was my very first thought. People who do not hate monkeys do not know anything about monkeys.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast
Yay and Nay ...
Monkey troops will steal puppies and raise them in the troupe to act as guard dogs when the monkeys are asleep...
The dog gets food and grooming in return.
Sometimes.
Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cookies Need Butter Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:21 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cookies Need Butter Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:10 AM (LPnfS)
Nice! He did look so fine, upon that hill.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
"Hey Luigi ! Bring me my brown pants !"
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 12:17 AM (arJlL)
I recently thought up a character for D ampersand D who will wear brown pants, because an acquaintance said all good fighters wear brown pants. As a joke. It'll be fun to brag about that and have the other characters point out why it's funny, and then get mad about it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:21 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (OTzUX)
I'll cut them some slack on the series. Overall, they did a pretty decent job of presenting war to a huge number of people who've never experienced war personally. War is ugly, brutish and short for a good many. That's why I dread what may be coming. Most aren't prepared for the reality. They only know what they've seen on tv and in the movies.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:22 AM (VNmG1)
Imma let you in on a little secret, ... they also had sex.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
Well I certainly approve of one time they did.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:22 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 05, 2020 12:20 AM (/UQ/R)
Yep!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:23 AM (H3MF8)
Well ok but
What's her official excuse for not showing up?
Trump should roast both of them at the rally
Then say if they don't call for Kemp to theow out the fake ballots, don't vote for them
Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 05, 2020 12:24 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:24 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Antifa Ate My Homework at December 05, 2020 12:25 AM (qRuf+)
1980's Geeks.
1970's Nerds. (which if you have a Venn diagram, I am at the epicenter of).
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2020 12:25 AM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: spindrift at December 04, 2020 10:24 PM (g7qf6)
She looks well within compliance IYKWIMAITTYD!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 05, 2020 12:26 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 05, 2020 12:27 AM (nUhF0)
Imma let you in on a little secret, ... they also had sex.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
Well I certainly approve of one time they did.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:22 AM (r1z5A)
Me, too! Because SMH is here now as a result.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:27 AM (H3MF8)
1970's Nerds. (which if you have a Venn diagram, I am at the epicenter of).
Posted by: Romeo13
Only a NerdGeek would come up with the Venn diagram.
Posted by: Miklos von Venn at December 05, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Haven't seen your poems for a while.
Also, appreciate when you send up prayers for the Horde.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 05, 2020 12:28 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
Ah.
The Filibustieres.
Posted by: William Aiken Miklos-Walker at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
But if you filibustered Somalia, what would you do with all the assholes who currently live there? The ones that make it such a shithole?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:28 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Glad I wasn't there to see or hear it though.
Posted by: Miklos, found under some wilted cabbage at December 05, 2020 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 12:29 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 05, 2020 12:27 AM (nUhF0)
Wow! Excellent question. Both?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:30 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (H3MF
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No.
Really?
My folks aren't the jello shots type.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:19 AM (RU4sa)
Yeah, never did figure out that whole thing until I saw pictures of Mom from her wedding.
Dad was a good looking man.... Navy Vet... Good Blue Collar Job.
And the Mom I knew? by the time I can remember? Seriously overweight. Back Problems. Neck Problems.
But... 4 Kids.
Then I saw their Wedding Pictures. Mom was Hawt back then, and it all started to make some sense.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2020 12:30 AM (d9rwJ)
Too bad I'm not a wealthy person.
I'd get a few RVs and we'd raft up and party like it's 1999
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2020 12:30 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
Ah.
The Filibustieres.
Posted by: William Aiken Miklos-Walker at December 04, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Name ourselves after a type of bra? Sure, why not?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:31 AM (H3MF8)
1970's Nerds. (which if you have a Venn diagram, I am at the epicenter of).
Posted by: Romeo13
Only a NerdGeek would come up with the Venn diagram.
Posted by: Miklos von Venn at December 05, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
I rest my case, yer honor.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2020 12:31 AM (d9rwJ)
As for reality of war, right now, *this* is the war.
The wild optimists and dreamers who imagine some actual civil war are understandable, wanting to escape this infuriating and nauseating nightmare is natural. But reality is much more boring, and much more crushing.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:31 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I hear the Kenyan Highlands are salubrious.
However...
https://tinyurl.com/yxul76db
Posted by: Miklos X. Kilimanjaro III at December 05, 2020 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Glad I wasn't there to see or hear it though.
Posted by: Miklos, found under some wilted cabbage at December 05, 2020 12:29 AM (
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Good point, reason why I'm not a fan of sex scenes in movies, I am not into being a peeping Tim.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:33 AM (IDhUW)
1970's Nerds. (which if you have a Venn diagram, I am at the epicenter of).
Posted by: Romeo13
Only a NerdGeek would come up with the Venn diagram.
Posted by: Miklos von Venn at December 05, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
I rest my case, yer honor.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2020 12:31 AM (d9rwJ)
Nerd Credentials?
Calculus as a Freshman in High School.
And started D&D when it was known as Chain Mail.
Actually got to play with Gary Gygax as a DM, at a convention.
The Nerd is strong in this one (he says with the words not matching the lipsink).
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2020 12:33 AM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:33 AM (H3MF8)
Jordan! LCD! American Kestrel!
What a fucking fuck of a year. Dammit. We need to get together. It's cold af, windy and dark.
Got an RV? Anyone? Barn? Bueller?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (U2p+3)
We could get a '72 Ford LTD station wagon and drive around, buying a couple of sixpacks at a time and downing them quick, then pull into the next minimart and buying another half rack.
Like the way we did it in high school. Only difference is now we don't need fake ID.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 12:33 AM (sy5kK)
Too bad I'm not a wealthy person.
I'd get a few RVs and we'd raft up and party like it's 1999
Posted by: nurse ratched
I'm sure someone would give you your own area!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:34 AM (r1z5A)
Every level below that, sure. Last Senate one was in the 70s. Last House one was last year. A House primary was done over this past summer (oh - a major factor in that? The 20% rejection rate for mail-ins. Which contrasts nicely with the tiny, sub-1% rejection rates for mail-ins in a few key areas this November. Yeah.)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:34 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:22 AM (VNmG1)
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Add in RoEs that made shit even more terrifying, and getting sent back year, after year, after year, etc., it's a special kind of bullshit.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:34 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:34 AM (IDhUW)
In 59 Philadelphia precincts, Mitt Romney received zero votes.
HAMR & Scorecard
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 12:35 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Unrepentant Miklos at December 05, 2020 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
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And the battlespace is here, these 0s and 1s zipping across our screens.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:36 AM (RU4sa)
around, buying a couple of sixpacks at a time and downing them quick,
then pull into the next minimart and buying another half rack.
Like the way we did it in high school. Only difference is now we don't need fake ID.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser. And all joking aside, I would love to restore one.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:37 AM (r1z5A)
Actually got to play with Gary Gygax as a DM, at a convention.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2020 12:33 AM (d9rwJ)
Well, it's... (rolls a d20)... nice to meet you!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:37 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:31 AM (OTzUX)
Agreed. Dale Dye was the military advisor for the series. I didn't read his entire wiki page, but he was a a decorated Marine from Viet Nam, having been wounded during the Tet offensive. He was also the advisor for the series the Pacific.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:38 AM (VNmG1)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 10:29 PM (946rW)
Any legal folks here know if the GA GOP can do a Torricelli and swap in somebody else for Loeffler?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:38 AM (YkawN)
+6 Charisma
Posted by: Unrepentant Miklos at December 05, 2020 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
He was amazing.
Let me run a character WAY outside his own ruleset, because he thought it was a cool idea (Paladin of the God of War, with his own power set).
Was all about telling the story... not the rules.
Wizards of the Coast ruined the game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2020 12:38 AM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: Sandy at December 05, 2020 12:38 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 04, 2020 11:03 PM (WekKK)
That's on tomorrow and Sunday, too, right, at the Fairgrounds? I was thinking I'd go, but wear my clear plastic face shield that gets accepted as a mask. I mean, it keeps the particles from my non-existent sneezing from landing on your face, right? I figure if the Mask Nazi at the gate tries to give me shit about it, I will claim I am medically unable to wear an N95-style mask. They aren't allowed to demand I show proof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:40 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 12:33 AM (sy5kK)
Unless we need a covid vaccination card...
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 12:40 AM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 12:40 AM (dpfOB)
A very fine man, I am sure but
DICK DALE
Posted by: Miklos, King of his living room's Surf Guitar at December 05, 2020 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
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And the battlespace is here, these 0s and 1s zipping across our screens.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:36 AM (RU4sa)
Well, then...
Jesus Christ Is Lord. Lord, have mercy, let us live to praise Your Name and give You all the Glory.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:41 AM (IDhUW)
Every level below that, sure. Last Senate one was in the 70s. Last House one was last year. A House primary was done over this past summer (oh - a major factor in that? The 20% rejection rate for mail-ins. Which contrasts nicely with the tiny, sub-1% rejection rates for mail-ins in a few key areas this November. Yeah.)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:34 AM (OTzUX)
Constitutional remedy for POTUS electors. Send it back to legislatures. If they fail to solve the problem, send it to the US House, each state gets 1 vote. VP goes to the US Senate.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:41 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (Xih1H)
She is on the mend. Was on the daytime threads today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:42 AM (mzC78)
getting sent back year, after year, after year, etc., it's a special
kind of bullshit.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:34 AM (RU4sa)
The people who define the ROE's have probably never heard a shot fired in anger. Those motherf*ckers should be required to spend a year on the front lines before they ever say a word.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:42 AM (VNmG1)
Wizards of the Coast ruined the game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2020 12:38 AM (d9rwJ)
I played a lot of 3.5. I recently bought 5th Edition, and I think there's a lot to like there, but I think some of the elements from Tasha's Cauldron of Everything will destroy the game.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:42 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:42 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump
Or ... we keep it all clean and neat and march into the disintegration tubes when were told.
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:43 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:37 AM (r1z5A)
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No love for the Wagon Queen Family Truckster then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2020 12:43 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: The Oracle of Delphi at December 05, 2020 12:44 AM (W4eKo)
That would be true if we education system designed to produce original thinking.
However, our education system is designed to produce people who OBEY.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 05, 2020 12:44 AM (7Kh21)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:37 AM (r1z5A)
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No love for the Wagon Queen Family Truckster then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2020 12:43 AM (fLVm1)
Well, it is a long way down the Holiday Road.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:44 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:41 AM (IDhUW)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:45 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:42 AM (OTzUX)
Now they're trying to put something together where they give you a stimulus check if you get the vaccine. Yeah, that doesn't sound sketchy AT ALL.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 12:45 AM (zNpyh)
But if you filibustered Somalia, what would you do with all the assholes who currently live there? The ones that make it such a shithole?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:28 AM (mzC7
Would make more sense to just all move to Idaho. It's beautiful, good farmland, has water, fish, and easy to run raids into wine country in Washington.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:45 AM (YkawN)
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You read my mind. I think my physician will go along, but not sure.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:45 AM (IDhUW)
I've wondered how they get the blanks to work with the M-1s (both sizes). No blank adapters on the muzzles, obviously - some internal mod?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:45 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (VNmG1)
Gimme a heads-up. So I can go home and put the coffee on, and fill up the beer fridge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:46 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:34 AM (OTzUX)
There aren't (by federal law), though Trump's GA lawsuit still asks for one. I guess the legislators could take its results on "advisement" when they appoint electors.
Posted by: Congress sets the Time at December 05, 2020 12:46 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Well duh! Second choice!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:46 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2020 11:04 PM (Xih1H)
She is on the mend. Was on the daytime threads today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 12:42 AM (mzC7
What happened to Anna?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:46 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:43 AM (
No can do.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:47 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:43 AM (LPnfS)
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Not this girl.
Miss me with the camps and disintegration tubes bullshit.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:47 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:49 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2020 12:49 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 05, 2020 12:49 AM (SchxB)
This is to be compared to decaying empires, which crumble away slowly and miserably.
Posted by: Rome wasn't unbuilt in a day at December 05, 2020 12:49 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 11:11 PM (VNmG1)
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Ja! Ja! We'll exile 40% to Baffin Island, starve 30%, and keep 30% as slave laborers! It's the perfect plan!
Why is everyone looking at me like that?
Posted by: Zombie A. Schickelgruber at December 05, 2020 12:50 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:50 AM (OTzUX)
I'd get a few RVs and we'd raft up and party like it's 1999
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2020 12:30 AM (U2p+3)
Well, I might be able to afford a 1999 R.V. It's a start, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2020 12:51 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:51 AM (H3MF8)
That would be true if we education system designed to produce original thinking.
However, our education system is designed to produce people who OBEY.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 05, 2020 12:44 AM (7Kh21)
Don't know how much experience you have in the educational world, but you are correct. Those who try to emphasize the individual are drummed out of the system.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:52 AM (IDhUW)
What a good drink it would be
Posted by: Miklos, many times at the Napoleon House in NOLA at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
My husband is drinking the cognac I bought to use in cinnamon apple jam Xmas gifts. He says it's good for his sinuses lol. As long as I still have 2 cups tomorrow, no problem.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:52 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:43 AM (LPnfS)
I'm not saying that at all. What I'm saying is that war, actual war, is nothing like the movies because it's been sanitized. All I'm saying is that if we want to go to war, we need to be prepared for the reality of a real shooting war.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:53 AM (VNmG1)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:50 AM (OTzUX)
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The Wrist Rocket. Once available to every boy with $5 and a coupon from an ad in Boy's Life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2020 12:53 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:52 AM (YkawN)
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Your nic is gonna confuse a lot of hordelings, lol.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:53 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 12:54 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cicero
Ahhhh
Posted by: Miklos, who has been a "good" boy this year at December 05, 2020 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
I don't use LinkedIn but have an account (with no profile.) Look who recently checked out my profile - CIA Associate General Counsel.
^^^ In reality, it was us spoofing that.
Posted by: Ping from Guoanbu at December 05, 2020 12:55 AM (BBWrU)
Why is everyone looking at me like that?
Posted by: Zombie A. Schickelgruber
For one thing, you're naked.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 12:55 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:51 AM (H3MF
She had a heart attack and had to have a stent put in. I think she's home now (i haven't been around much this week).
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 12:56 AM (zNpyh)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:56 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump
Sorry to be confusing.
There is a Star Trek episode in which 2 warring planets fight it out video game style and have their peoples walk into the disintegration tubes if the computer says they're dead.
In this way, they keep the real ugliness of war at bay. i.e. starvation, ruined cities, etc...
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:57 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 05, 2020 12:58 AM (GIeIM)
Jim
1999 RVs on the wall
1999 RVs
Take one down
Drive it around
1998 RVs on the wall
Posted by: Miklos, a fun driving companion at December 05, 2020 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:58 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:52 AM (YkawN)
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Your nic is gonna confuse a lot of hordelings, lol.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:53 AM (RU4sa)
I blinked twice. But, well, it takes all kinds to make a society. And we're all grown-ups here, free to make our own choices. And hoping it stays that way...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:58 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
And you have the stupidest mustache ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 12:58 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 05, 2020 12:59 AM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 12:52 AM (YkawN)
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Your nic is gonna confuse a lot of hordelings, lol.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 12:53 AM (RU4sa)
Thanks, Jordan! Praying for a swift recovery.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 01:00 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic
*smirks*
*reapplies moustache wax*
*c'est magnifique*
Posted by: le Mikleuse at December 05, 2020 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)
The obvious, standard, and reflexive thing will be to specify that "citizens", not "persons" or "residents" get the stupid vaccine.
But given the trends of the last 2 decades, just briefly interrupted by this temporary partial departure from our free-fall collapse, I'd say nothing to worry about. Any more than traffic fines, or building permits, or any other thing that burdens people playing by the rules, the vaccination card will be zero hindrance to illegals.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 01:01 AM (OTzUX)
A few days ago I was over at a brother's place for dinner, his wife is 27 years teaching in a large suburban school system. Mostly 5th or 6th grade, and she gets the kids who have fallen through the system, so she creates a unique plan for each one to get back on track.
She has been doing this for nearly all of her career, and has had literally dozens of former students come back after college as successful people. Some have cried as they thank her. Manty parents, too.
I asked her about this remote learning stuff. She said about 30% of students have simply disappeared. She gets at least one parent, often more, of her current students call her up and cry that they are at the end of their rope. Lots of kids can't even operate a computer for a lesson. If a kid even logs in once in a day, that kid is considered present for the day.
She said that on a good day, maybe half of the students are doing anything at all, lesson-wise. And even the good ones get frustrated and for many, their interest falls off.
She has gotten awards as best teacher in the entire district. Her opinion is that the quality of education compared to what she used to do is a terrible failure.
Oh, but for each student enrolled, the district gets over $12k from the federalies. She found out a couple of weeks ago that the feds may not be receiving the 30% vanishing student problem. Implying (she doesn't work in the Admin office but has friends) the school district is raking in millions they shouldn't be getting.
Teaching kids remotely, especially the younger ones, is a massive failure. Kids are falling behind because of this Covid shit show. That is time they will never get back, ever.
Those who still support this should be tossed in prison for the child abuse they are committing.
The Left doesn't seem to care.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 01:01 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 05, 2020 01:01 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Wait...you guys don't still have one, with a supply of 00 shot?
Posted by: Clarence at December 05, 2020 01:02 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic
*smirks*
*reapplies moustache wax*
*c'est magnifique*
Posted by: le Mikleuse
Oy! Don't you have a Death on the Nile to worry about?
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 01:02 AM (LPnfS)
712 Is Anna sick, or injured? Tell her I, a proud owner of a copy of Golden Isis, wish her well and hope she's better soon.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 12:51 AM (H3MF
She had a heart attack and had to have a stent put in. I think she's home now (i haven't been around much this week).
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 12:56 AM (zNpyh)
Thanks for the update, Jordan! She'll be in my prayers. I look forward to seeing her around here again!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 01:02 AM (H3MF8)
Jordan! LCD! American Kestrel!
What a fucking fuck of a year. Dammit. We need to get together. It's cold af, windy and dark.
Got an RV? Anyone? Barn? Bueller?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2020 12:14 AM (U2p+3)
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I would b up for that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 05, 2020 01:02 AM (Uhu8A)
My Great Uncle Bernard survived D-Day, he was in the first wave.
Posted by: JROD at December 05, 2020 01:03 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 05, 2020 01:01 AM (/UQ/R)
Cool! Looking forward to it!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 01:03 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 12:49 AM (OTzUX)
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If that's Powell's case, she's undoubtedly talking about down-ballot races. She said, about GA:
"Absolutely demand a completely new Senate race, on a paper ballot that everybody can trust, and bipartisan counting of them in full transparency.
And demand a special session of the legislature.
There should be a downballot race on everything, all over, from the Senate on down, in GA There really should be. And they could put it off a little longer if they needed to. But it is imperative to get this right, and every public official in GA ought to be demanding it now."
I'm not sure if the Special Session is to pick Republican electors or to do the downballot re-do. She seems to always speak in terms of legislatures throwing out the tainted elections and going for Trump, who obviously had a big advantage in the LEGAL ballots.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 05, 2020 01:03 AM (hOOi9)
Posted by: JROD at December 05, 2020 01:04 AM (0jZnq)
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That opening sequence was shown to us in basic training.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 01:04 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:04 AM (YkawN)
The Left doesn't seem to care.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Your point being?
Posted by: the Left, most excellent at December 05, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH
Yep.
My first thought was "No weedwhackers in THAT house !"
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 01:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic
*smirks*
*reapplies moustache wax*
*c'est magnifique*
Posted by: le Mikleuse at December 05, 2020 01:01 AM (
Oh Miklos, you will always have the best mustache and monocle.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 01:06 AM (IDhUW)
My niece (11 years old) has always been an excellent student. This year, she is doing awful and my sister keeps getting phone calls from the school about her poor performance.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 01:06 AM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:04 AM (YkawN)
No judgement, here. I'm actually a man and not a little yellow bird, myself.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 01:06 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic
The Istanbul Express has been...unavoidably delayed.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, twirling but not like that at December 05, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
The Left doesn't seem to care.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Conservative DJ said tonight that his wife (a teacher) said that other teachers are bullying the ones coming in for in person learning to try and force them to stay home.
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 01:07 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Thank you.
Just wait for the Brezhnev International Eyebrow Exposition.
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at December 05, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2020 01:09 AM (a4EWo)
Those who still support this should be tossed in prison for the child abuse they are committing.
The Left doesn't seem to care.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 01:01 AM (sy5kK)
They really shouldn't promote anybody after this year. Or only promote kids whose parents sign waivers and the kids pass placement tests proving they are ready to advance to the next year's curriculum. If my kids were still school age I'd probably pull them from public school at the end of the school year and just enroll them in private school for the same grade they're in this year.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:09 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 01:10 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 01:10 AM (IDhUW)
I've casually probed some neighbors with kids about this - the perceived success of the remote learning thing.
Um - not much good to report. When pressed a little, it's clear that it's *much* less desirable than normal school. With one father, I carefully pointed out that children - in fact young people up to college age and beyond - are at much more risk from flu, or animal attacks, than C19. He clearly didn't want to even acknowledge it.
But hey! They're in a district now subjecting teachers to racist indoctrination (Chris Rufo's latest get), and which recently announced some kind of idiotic diluted grading system, adopted of course to "help" with the "disparate impact" of the current, normal system.
And the school board will be easily re-elected without a fuss.
Dumbed-down lazy irresponsible parents produce even worse kids.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 01:11 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 01:12 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 01:06 AM (H3MF
So far I haven't been asked rU BBW.
Posted by: And I'm not sure which BBW meaning it would be at December 05, 2020 01:12 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Thank you.
Just wait for the Brezhnev International Eyebrow Exposition.
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at December 05, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)
744 I think if I ever travel again I'll tape a sign to my suitcase that says BALLOTS so I can identify it easily on the carousel.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2020 01:09 AM (a4EWo)
This is the humor that AoS brings to my life. I am grateful.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 01:13 AM (IDhUW)
Words I can spell correctly is much more accurate.
What did she think she was teaching, Engrish?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2020 01:13 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Tell me about it.
And how do you spell stupid "Galapagus" or whatever.
Posted by: Charles Miklos-Darwin at December 05, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
teacher) said that other teachers are bullying the ones coming in for in
person learning to try and force them to stay home.
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic
Never again can there be, a snow day.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2020 01:13 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 01:13 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:09 AM (YkawN)
I knew damned well that learning by video was a waste of my time and my son's. I pulled him out post-haste and have been homeschooling him. It isn't that hard. Both I and my husband work full time and can still do it.
Not so easy with younger kids, but it works fine for high school. He got his best grades this semester, bar none. Probably due to me being a hard ass about completed assignments, and also not making him learn bullshit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2020 01:16 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
But then you can't collect your bags until 3 AM
Posted by: Miklos sees a potential flaw at December 05, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: And I'm not sure which BBW meaning it would be at December 05, 2020 01:12 AM (BBWrU)
One of my husband's weirdo brothers has a vanity plate that says BBW4ME. I thought my son was going to piss himself laughing when he saw it.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 05, 2020 01:16 AM (zNpyh)
And the school board will be easily re-elected without a fuss.
Dumbed-down lazy irresponsible parents produce even worse kids.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 01:11 AM (OTzUX)
Lots of states have virtual charter academies where the state pays to have kids enroll in home school charter academies. Colorado and Nevada for sure, and I think GA, among others. I used K-12 virtual academy in a couple of those states, and the curriculum was excellent, and everything was already set up to be online. Any parents with kids in public school in a state with virtual charter academies really should switch.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:16 AM (YkawN)
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My youngest son got a job with wealthy families that wanted a live tutor for the online option that public schools are offering. I had a parent interested in my services, but no follow up.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 01:17 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 01:19 AM (H3MF8)
Didn't have that in the 15th century, no sirree
Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos at December 05, 2020 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2020 01:22 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2020 01:16 A
Good for you tcn! I'd be happy to help in any way, if you need/want it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 01:23 AM (IDhUW)
Maybe their form of escapism?
As if any of that matters, in the slightest. As if there's going to be an accounting.
Most importantly - as if the public ever even heard of most of this, or in fact didn't have a 180-degree inverted misunderstanding of it due to "press" distortions and lies, and most of all as if much of the public cares. The public that is going to just calmly accept a stupid, demented, corrupt non-entity who's been a laughingstock even in the Beltway for decades, as president.
The really pathetic part is where they continue to whine about "censorship". Um, duh, Einstein. You've been getting messed with and suppressed and attacked for years. It's the way it is. Your whining is just music to the ears of totalitarian idiots who control your platforms.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 01:23 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 01:24 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 01:26 AM (dpfOB)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1334877925087318016
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 01:28 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Braenyard
BR=549
Posted by: Bubba Earl Einstein at December 05, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 01:30 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Adriane the Ambassador Fox Critic ... at December 05, 2020 01:30 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 05, 2020 01:31 AM (BZBAG)
They really shouldn't promote anybody after this year. Or only promote kids whose parents sign waivers and the kids pass placement tests proving they are ready to advance to the next year's curriculum. If my kids were still school age I'd probably pull them from public school at the end of the school year and just enroll them in private school for the same grade they're in this year.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:09 AM (YkawN)
But they can't, in reality. The system is designed to advance the class to the next one. Not moving them forward adds a full year's worth of students where there is no room. In many districts, they pass failed students up to the next level most of the time. Which is why my SIL job is so important. Many districts have no such option.
The cold reality is whatever they didn't learn, they never will. And will suffer every year afterwards, trying to catch up because of that hole in their acquired knowledge.
But in my state, Guvnor Jay Inslee couldn't give a rat's ass about any of them. It isn't what he says, it's all about what he does, or lack thereof.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 01:32 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos at December 05, 2020 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
That model worked very well for Teddy Roosevelt and John Quincy Adams. I'm not terribly fussed by the fact that kids whose parents used public schools for daycare aren't getting stellar educations this year. Easy solutions abound, from demanding that your kid just repeat a grade, to switching to quality virtual home school, to bucking up and paying for private school if both parents work full time abound. Parents and kids who don't give a damn will always be with us. This year could break the hold that public schools have on kids who will thrive outside the conformity induced by one size fits all government education.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:33 AM (YkawN)
Oh, really? OK.
So what? What are they gonna do?
Right. Nothing.
What are their "leaders" gonna do?
I mean, besides going along with amnesty and expanding the labor force via imports to worsen the condition of all American workers?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 01:34 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2020 01:36 AM (a4EWo)
Quite the calamity.
Though, given the horrendous end product of so much of US "education", the dark but practical issue arises: is the society better, or worse off, if kids absorb less of what they're injected with in most education (and not just public - I have friends who are desperate, after searching long/hard and putting their kids in a Catholic school, they now find that place too is full of poison, and don't know what to do).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2020 01:37 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 05, 2020 01:31 AM (BZBAG)
Just as all 3rd world revolutions feature the seizure of all media outlets at the earliest stages, so will the Trumpian call up of the Citizens' Militias have to grab control of such media as a First Order of Business.
Where the Left would send all of US to "the camps", we would be the more merciful, and just feed 24/7 Foundational, American Founding and Constitutional / Civics Basics for the first six months, over the print and airwaves, and then go from there.
Another six months of Jordan Peterson, Bill Whittle, Rush Limbaugh and Hillsdale College.
Followed by a YEAR of ACE and the Cobs.
Might be some hope for this country, after such a Correction.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2020 01:37 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 05, 2020 01:31 AM (BZBAG)
How many people knew about the election of 1824, either contemporaneously or even today? Just because the idiot tube is still full of garbage about Hollyweird or even full of love stories for Biden and Harris, SCOTUS should do its job. My bet is that at least 4 of them are ready to do the constitutional thing and toss the election to the US House. We only need one more, and it's kinda lucky/funny that Biden and Harris are the two democrats who have been nastiest to 6 of the 9 folks who wear those black robes.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:38 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Second prize is TWO bags in Philadelphia.
Posted by: Miklos, behind door number at December 05, 2020 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 01:39 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:39 AM (YkawN)
*is GLARE*
Posted by: Miklos from Dignity Canal HR Consultants, SA de CV at December 05, 2020 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Just thinking of creative ways Dems could go after the second amendment
Posted by: pmurT at December 05, 2020 01:44 AM (ojwvu)
Posted by: pmurT
Depends on the penumbras and emanations re: infringed
Posted by: Miklos seeing 50 sg=hades and penumbras of grey at December 05, 2020 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos from Dignity Canal HR Consultants, SA de CV at December 05, 2020 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Who says we can't "broadcast" from loudspeakers over the ditches being dug into canals?
Besides, aren't most of the zeks down there drawn from the DNC/ACORN/ANTIFA insurrectionist factions, anyway?
THEY go to the camps. Not for "badthink", but for BAD ACT.
Ordinary LIV "citizens". They get the TV information reset.
And if it doesn't "take"? Then they get the Canals.
The Canals will *always* get their share.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2020 01:47 AM (QzJWU)
The non attendance to virtual schools probably parallels the percent of absent, don't GAS parents. In other words those kids not attending virtual school may have attended regular class but not have shown up.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 01:47 AM (dpfOB)
Marked by street fighting, sensational bombings, sniper attacks, roadblocks, and internment without trial, the confrontation had the characteristics of a civil war, notwithstanding its textbook categorization as a "low-intensity conflict." Some 3,600 people were killed and more than 30,000 more were wounded before a peaceful solution, which involved the governments of both the United Kingdom and Ireland, was effectively reached in 1998.
- britannia.com
Now why would I copy and paste this?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 01:49 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Miklos Stakhanov-Strelnikov at December 05, 2020 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: klaftern at December 05, 2020 01:50 AM (RuIsu)
Just thinking of creative ways Dems could go after the second amendment
Posted by: pmurT at December 05, 2020 01:44 AM (ojwvu)
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What's the likelihood a Biden presidency will turn the Constitution on its head?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 01:50 AM (dpfOB)
Now why would I copy and paste this?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 01:49 AM (sy5kK)
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Irish Democracy would be preferable.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 01:51 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
You're craving corn beef and cabbage ?
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at December 05, 2020 01:52 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
"Forget history...something....condemned, repeat something something"
Posted by: Miklos-George Santayana at December 05, 2020 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic
Add a potato and it's a Four Course meal.
Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at December 05, 2020 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 01:49 AM (sy5kK)
Herself New Dawn is a Loyalist from Belfast. Experienced it all.
That S&W M&P 9 there on her nightstand? With one in the pipe, ready to go?
She's toured Auschwitz, too. Lived in Poland a few years. To say it left an impression, would be a vast understatement.
For her, Never Again ain't just a slogan.
Corner her, and she's gonna come out shootin'. And I taught her to shoot. She's pretty good.
Never underestimate a skilled, pissed off and fiercely Patriotic American Citizen Irishwoman.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2020 01:56 AM (QzJWU)
Attorney Sidney Powell says there's plenty of time for President Donald Trump's legal team to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. @0:00:50
https://tinyurl.com/y2525xtd
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 12:21 AM (dpfOB)
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That's good to know; I've been stressing over that.
In all of this, Sidney Powell is one of the very few who I'll just straight-up believe whatever she says.
Ever since that joint press conference with Rudy, I've likened her to the modern-day George Washington in this current renewal of the American Revolution that we have going on. She was so angry, so resolute ("we will not be intimidated", etc), so principled and patriotic. She even "fit the part" in that she's REALLY tall. She was the tallest member of the legal team, by far. Really an imposing figure.
Sidney, like GW, is taking on the most powerful forces in the world - basically to save America.
Trump is NOT the leader of this larger war right now - SHE is. I liken Trump to Franklin. Franklin was this good-at-everything success story, who is considered the 2nd most important Revolutionary War figure, after GW. That was for talking the French into helping out.
Trump's role is to talk the legislatures into doing what they're supposed to (which should be easy, but it's not, because they're corrupt). He can also "cheerlead", and support in other ways - calling in to hearings, and holding rallies.
Trump and Rudy yare generals in the POTUS election battle, but Powell's battle is broader and more strategic. Consider something she has said:
"they've been doing this gradually to us over the years. The states they're saying are blue are not blue at all." She thinks Republicans were screwed out of 6 Senate sears, and 10 in the House.
Just imagine what it might do for our country if voting integrity became a real thing...
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 05, 2020 01:57 AM (hOOi9)
Jim
FORGET THE DOG
BEWARE OF IRISHWOMAN
Posted by: Miklosian Security Systems, Ltd. at December 05, 2020 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)
I actually got a couple pics on my 35mm vivitar. Really cool.
Diana Smith stole that camera 30 years later. She is one of those you wonder what you were thinking. SMH
Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2020 02:03 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 11:43 PM (RU4sa)
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if the VA wants me to get a shot, i'll tell them the same thing i tell them when they want me to take immune suppressants, or the two times they told me i couldn't leave because of my BP: nope. ain't happening.
with the BP incidents, i just told them to bring me the AMA paperw*rk, because they could either discharge me, or i'd fill out the forms, and they only way they were going to keep me there was at gun point of the VA cops, and restraints.
they aren't used to assertive, informed patients who have ZERO F's to give about anyone shady enough to be a full time "health care provider" at the VA.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 05, 2020 02:04 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 01:50 AM (dpfOB)
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what "Constitution", comrade?
Posted by: Slow Joe with the Ho' at December 05, 2020 02:05 AM (X/O1y)
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*fistbump*
Glad you on the front lines.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 02:06 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won!
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Just as a matter of curiosity, at which VA facility did this occur?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 02:09 AM (9Fwwf)
and yet, sometimes, on other pages, they show up there, as options.
just not here.
mystifying.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 02:09 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: raimondo at December 05, 2020 02:13 AM (bDgBd)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 02:14 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 02:14 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 02:16 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2020 02:19 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: raimondo at December 05, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 02:20 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 05, 2020 01:38 AM (YkawN)
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I read about 1876 recently; that was somewhat like this one too. Multiple states in dispute, one had more votes than people.
I have a hard time seeing SCOTUS throwing it to the House. It seems to me that if they took it up (which they probably would) that they would do their best to salvage the elections.
To that end, it seems like there's plenty of opportunities to throw away illegal votes that are MORE than sufficient to get Trump where he needs to go.
How about tossing out the ballots counted after observers were thrown out of the room? I find it really EASY to see a court do THAT. What other reasonable remedy is there? If you DON'T do that, it'd be an open invite - practically a LEGALIZATION of - tossing observers out, and just manufacturing as many votes as you want, regardless of whether it means there's many times more votes than voters. It's a joke.
Or they could toss out those middle-of-the-night votes from nowhere that were way-out statistical anomalies. Just those four infusions of votes gave the election to Biden.
It just seems like they could tackle a FEW of the fraud issues, throwing obviously fake votes away, and get the winner back to who it obviously should be, without seeming to disenfranchise the overwhelming majority of the states. I would think that would appeal to them greatly, especially since it would make for a strong deterrence against doing illegal stuff in the future.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 05, 2020 02:21 AM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Miklos, not the last of the Free Muricans at December 05, 2020 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
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Amen!
I will be spending it with teh g-babies and their mom.
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 02:22 AM (RU4sa)
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In some ways, 2020 could end up being a blessing.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 02:22 AM (IDhUW)
https://tinyurl.com/y57eeyjs
Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2020 02:20 AM (RU4sa)
Back in the pen he can have those eyebrow tattoos finished.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 02:26 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 02:28 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 05, 2020 02:21 AM (hOOi9)
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I think they are watching this s_ _t show with enthusiasm of a rabid sports fan. They know all the stats, rules, and history.
They are just waiting to see how it comes to them.
except for Roberts - he's sweating bullets
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 02:30 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Braenyard
I gotta step up my neck tattoo game.
Posted by: M(iklo)S-13 at December 05, 2020 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)
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So glad to hear this Debby!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 02:32 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 02:09 AM (9Fwwf)
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the First! time was at Sepulveda ACC up in Northhills, at my initial visit with these skilled caring people.
Santa Ana's were blowing, had been for a few days, so the only thing keeping from oxygen withdrawals was pseudoephdrine and chlorphenaramine, because the loratadine was flat out overwhelmed.
and in a can of Coke Classic, and a drive on both the 1 oh Worst AND 4 or 5 hour freeway, with the ulcerative colitis totally out of control, and it was a tad high... low 200 over high 100's.
she was most pissed that my EKG was disgustingly normal, and that i had none of the other warning symptoms. (i really didn't)
the second one was in Left LA, post colonoscopy, where i had been fully conscious for the entire procedure. pretty sure someone took my meds home and gave me NS instead. the previous one i woke up half way through.
both times i was told i had to "recover from anesthesia" before i could leave. this time i was seriously pissed, and more so when the idiot nurse with the Eastern European/Russian accent tried to make me use a bed pan instead of the bathroom.
she wanted to use one of those never to be sufficiently condemned auto BP cuffs on me, over and over, where they crank down harder every time.
so i took the cuff off, stopped her from attaching the EKG leads, and said i was leaving, one way or the other.
"is your wife here?" as if they would start the procedure w/o a responsible person present... i said, "Yes, here name is 'Resident 3vil' ", so she went rushing off to find her.
"Are you "RE", "yes", "oh please, you have to come help. your husband wants to leave and his BP is to high"... not knowing she's a pharmacist, who has her own lengthy list of idiot nurse stories, and has heard ALL my VA stories...
she comes in, i get her the abbreviated version: i was awake the whole time, felt everything and they can either DC me home or i'm AMA.
she turns to the nurse and tells her the ONLY way my BP is going down is to DC me.
baffled by someone unimpressed with her nursely presence, she heads down the hall to find the G*d King Almighty "Doctor" before whom all mere mortals genuflect.
i was about 3 meters behind her, and we met the doc headed our way.
"Doctor, doctor, you have to come here and..."
it was about that time she got turned around and saw me there. she flinched.
we went back to my gurney, he talked to RE for a few moments, turned to the nurse and said "discharge him".
i got my clothes out of pawn, got dressed and didi'd the fuck mau out of the AO, stopping only at the latrine long enough to take a dump that looked like i had had a miscarriage from all the blood. wisely, i didn't say anything, just got in my truck and drove myself home.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 02:33 AM (X/O1y)
Interesting GA vote counter pictures. Why, it's Ruby Freeman! Made famous in the GA counting security video!
All those ballots, and no return address on any of them.
Oops!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2020 02:34 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: raimondo at December 05, 2020 02:35 AM (bDgBd)
When Republicans have power, they bend over backwards to give Democrats at least half of what they want. Why? Because they don't want to be seen as "partisan."
Imagine belonging to a political party, being elected by party voters, and then saying "well I can't be partisan."
The GOP state houses in question can give Trump the victory today. Right now. Why won't they?
"Don't want to look partisan."
Bitches, you ARE partisan! And Trump is the head of your party!
If this election somehow had come down to California, New York, Virginia, and Massachusetts, Biden's electors would already have been chosen. Guaranteed. You know it. We all know it.
The rules only go one way and it pisses me off.
Posted by: pmurT at December 05, 2020 02:38 AM (ojwvu)
Posted by: raimondo at December 05, 2020 02:39 AM (bDgBd)
Posted by: Summer of Love at December 05, 2020 02:40 AM (FJrl0)
The best it can do is to rule on whether the legislative schema was followed. If it decides the answer is no, it can then nullify the election in any given state, which would (in any practical scenario) leave it up to state legislature to directly appoint electors. This would in some sense be nothing more than an amplification of what the legislatures could already do, though a finding of nullity would force them to act. Of course, these legislatures might send multiple slates, which could then have the practical effect of tossing it to the House.
Posted by: IANAL yet again at December 05, 2020 02:40 AM (BBWrU)
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good for you!
RE will be driving home early Christmas AM...
we will be having the newly renamed "CBD Prime Rib"* roast for dinner that night.
*himself informed me that he doesn't consider my horseradish paste recipe to really be prime rib, because it's not how he makes it.
i think we will have french toast for breaky at least one morning that weekend. with maple syrup, and i'll likely use eggnog as the base of the dip, because i can. with eggs and bacon as well.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 02:40 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2020 02:41 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: raimondo at December 05, 2020 02:44 AM (bDgBd)
Watching Apocolypto with oldest son.
Glad you are going to enjoy Christmas with your family.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 05, 2020 02:45 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: IANAL yet again and again at December 05, 2020 02:46 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: raimondo at December 05, 2020 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2020 02:47 AM (a4EWo)
Glad you are going to enjoy Christmas with your family.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
"Did the Mayans know it was Christmas after all"
Posted by: Bob Miklos-Geldof at December 05, 2020 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Oops!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Oopsie!
Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: SoS Miklos Raffenspegger at December 05, 2020 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: under license of Hogmartin Technologies, Inc. at December 05, 2020 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2020 02:55 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 02:56 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I think it's part of the Karenwaffe.
Posted by: Miklos is just guessing here at December 05, 2020 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard
OK.
Uncle Miklos will read read your favorite part of Hayek's "The Road to Serfdom" one more time, if you'll go to sleep!
Posted by: Uncle Miklos them goes out back for a smoke at December 05, 2020 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2020 03:02 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Gilded at December 05, 2020 03:04 AM (2Eugf)
Uncle Miklos will read read your favorite part of Hayek's "The Road to Serfdom" one more time, if you'll go to sleep!
Posted by: Uncle Miklos them goes out back for a smoke at December 05, 2020 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)
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The part where the commies are digging canals is the best.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:05 AM (dpfOB)
redc1c4, why do you go to the doctor if you're not going to do what they request.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 02:14 AM (dpfOB)
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doc's don't request, they order. i'm no longer in the Army, so i don't have to take orders from random strangers. if they want me to follow a suggestion they need to convince me it's worth trying.
besides, w/o seeing a quack, you can't get prescriptions you SO need, filled.
i am an above average healthcare consumer, in that i am a highly experience acute care (hospital) Army trained pharmacy tech, who's wife is a *very* experienced pharmacist.
the VA here prattles on about "patient centered care", but, what they really mean is that they want you centered to the cookie cutter of "this is how we always treat patients who have 'X'"
i have refused spray steroids for nasal (non-asthma) breathing issues, and immune suppressants to treat my colitis, because, other than that, my immune system is robust as fuck. i can't remember the last time i got the flu, and the last time i had a fever was in the middle of the summer for maybe two days.
my skin heals quick if i cut or scrape it, and i'll be damned if i'll throw that away for some whiz bang immunosuppressant that might not help with the UC anyway, especially since it is controlled by more conventional, much less expensive, medications to a level i am comfortable with.
hell, i never developed the UC until after my first anaphylactic reaction to cephalosporins.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 03:07 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:05 AM (dpfOB)
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and now i miss "Uncle Palp", whoever he really was, all over again.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 03:09 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2020 03:10 AM (c+uoV)
When I was I child o thought as a child,
The ways were same
When I was older I thought as an older and when those who said one thing and did another I kicked them to the curb; for I can be fooled and respected but twice and respect I cannot keep even in my heart.
You will be fooled or your children before you die. But how can a man die better ... do you not wish for a better death
Oh never mind, I have a drink on the way as well.
Cheers?
Posted by: Tiddlywinks at December 05, 2020 03:11 AM (8lPD/)
What a jam. Hopefully you find a workaround and perchance some of the AHs at the VA get nuked.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:17 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: redc1c4
As was foretold, in our time of greatest need....
Posted by: Miklos from GECSPLAN at December 05, 2020 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)
The best it can do is to rule on whether the legislative schema was followed. If it decides the answer is no, it can then nullify the election in any given state, which would (in any practical scenario) leave it up to state legislature to directly appoint electors. This would in some sense be nothing more than an amplification of what the legislatures could already do, though a finding of nullity would force them to act. Of course, these legislatures might send multiple slates, which could then have the practical effect of tossing it to the House.
Posted by: IANAL yet again at December 05, 2020 02:40 AM (BBWrU)
They may not but SCOTUS is the umpire of the nation. They are only accountable to themselves to uphold the Constitution.
Courts are given a lot of leeway to invent solutions out of whole cloth. The Supreme Court has basically unlimited leeway in that regard, and we've had that happen against conservatives more than twice in the past generation or two.
I'm not saying they will just say "nah bro, Trump wins" but even if they did, who could stop them?
Now imagine a "packed court" full of leftists.
In fact, don't. You won't sleep tonight.
Posted by: pmurT at December 05, 2020 03:20 AM (ojwvu)
the fuck mau out of the AO, stopping only at the latrine long enough to
take a dump that looked like i had had a miscarriage from all the
blood. wisely, i didn't say anything, just got in my truck and drove
myself home.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 02:33 AM (X/O1y)
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and i had forgotten to fuel up the truck the day before, so i had to splash the tank going up Supelveda, just to be sure i'd get home.
cel phone rings, it's a VA number.
my PC in excited voice "you're in the ER, right?"
"no, i'm on my way home!"
"nope, not happening. the only way my BP is going down is to go home and have dinner with my wife."
"but, but, but..."
"i said no." click.
to be a good little patient, i swung by the real urologist i was seeing at the time, gave them a very condensed version of the story, and they were kind enough to take my BP.
everything was down in the 100's again. still high, but much better. i secure messaged his nibs with the news that, as i said, it would go down if i went home.
he wasn't thrilled that i hadn't rolled over and played dead on command, but he's getting more accustomed to the idea, since then, that A: i'm generally less than impressed with doctors as a class and B: completely in the driver's seat when it comes to my healthcare.
6-8 weeks ago, some mask Karen was berating me for not believing they were a perfect talisman against the ChiCom Crud... "I believe doctors!"
"i'm happy for you: i w*rk pharmacy. my j*b is to keep doctors from killing people."
the look on her face... priceless.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 03:23 AM (X/O1y)
the look on her face... priceless.
Posted by: redc1c4
Expressly American
Posted by: Miklos with a hearty harrumph at December 05, 2020 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)
We'll be the judges of that.
Posted by: Madison v. Marbury at December 05, 2020 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:40 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:17 AM (dpfOB)
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the w*rkaround is that i speak fluent healthcare, know how the system w*rks, for various values of "w*rks", and where to go, which levers to use, and what to say to get the undivided attention of someone who would otherwise, be happy to blow me off.
case in point: last Friday, i dropped a letter of to the head honcho of the whole shooting match. wednesday, the lady in charge of the whole department called me personally to discuss the issue.
i went to the VA cops about a urologist that did unpleasent things to me, under guise of giving me a "digital exam"... (you older 'rons know what i'm talking about).
the head honcho called me a couple days after i filed my complaint, and got me to the sort of specialist i had wanted to see all along, but their policy was no, we're just going to give you MOAR drugs.
i sill need to call the lady and arrange an appointment to go over with her in detail what this asshole did to me.
lets just say that he tried to make the whole appointment as condescending as possible, and ended with a flourish of humiliation and belittlement.
the look on his face when the cops showed up?
i, obviously, wasn't there, but i'll bet it was priceless.
oh, and the new urologist? we had a chaperone for the entire time.
it does not pay to piss me off.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 03:40 AM (X/O1y)
'Autonomous zone' NYC bar reopens despite COVID-19 restrictions
https://trib.al/F4cTPcd
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:44 AM (dpfOB)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:49 AM (dpfOB)
China plants its flag on moon before return trip to Earth
https://trib.al/LyO6yEN
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:40 AM (dpfOB)
Trump will send us back up there, in person, for the sole purpose of removing that flag.
Posted by: pmurT at December 05, 2020 03:57 AM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 03:58 AM (9sWOw)
Savage doesn't *even* begin to cover it.
https://twitter.com/RestingTwitFace/status/1334699208838930433
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 03:58 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:01 AM (9sWOw)
China plants its flag on moon before return trip to Earth
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 03:40 AM (dpfOB)
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more than 50 years after we sent men there, multiple times, they, using stolen technology, sent a robot. impressed i am not.
i say it's past time we hit the 3 Gorges Dam with a MOAB or two, and put an end to the ChiComs and their Fredo like "we're a great country and we demand respect! we're smart!" bullshit.
they're dropped from a B-2, so the first thing they would know would be that the dam ruptured... and then they'd be so FUBAR that there would be no ChiCom government to figure things out, and all that water would wash away, literally, the evidence, anyway.
think China Freight Qwality Control, on a massive scale.
they'd do it to us, if they could.
F'em.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 04:07 AM (X/O1y)
I bought a shogun.
The book. It sucked.
And how can a man live better than to give more than he took.
How can a man die better than to face fearful odds for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his gods.
How can a man give of himself than to build a larger temple.
These are old questions. Do not bother yourself with them.
Well, well it has been a long time now.
The private key is old and withered.
The only solemn voices have wrinkles; which well will be the future, always.
But you have all had fare warning.
Indeed. Fair warning for all.
Ps: consider this an outgassing for cause certain states are derelict, the other states should bring Charge but they are complicit. This is ... what is it ?
This is RICO AGAIINST the people of the states. !!!11!!1!
Oh,
You don't like my terms ?
Cry more ?
Ok, it is the definition of confederacy.
Look it up. Did you?
Confederacy is disallowed in the constitution but these states have crawled upon it let alone deprived citizens of a republican form of government, which is supposed to guaranteed.
But you all have digital bits bops votes and who know wtd you voted for -- a blazing disaster of a dumpster fire that WE need to clean up.
Why WE? Because who the eff else ? Out grandkids ?
Go to sleep now
Posted by: Toodles at December 05, 2020 04:07 AM (8lPD/)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:01 AM (9sWOw)
---
dryer than a 90 year old Mother Superiors hooha here.
La Ninas are like that here in SoCal. cold and dry.
there's been no appreciable rain here so far this fall.
lots of Santa Anas though... all we need for another major fire is one idiot or one pyro in the right spot and POOF, off it goes. in the Simi Valley or Thousand Oaks area, it would stop at the Pacific.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 04:11 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:11 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:15 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: DanG at December 05, 2020 04:20 AM (23/x5)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 05, 2020 04:23 AM (YwPJG)
Posted by: Skip
https://tinyurl.com/y5pktzh6
She is a very nice lady, and cooked me dinner a few times.
Grammy winner who does her own cooking.
Posted by: Miklos recommends at December 05, 2020 04:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Send Sheila Jackson Lee to capture the Chinese flag
Posted by: Miklos recalls and proposes at December 05, 2020 04:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:28 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:30 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at December 05, 2020 04:32 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: clutch at December 05, 2020 04:32 AM (9UmRs)
This is the time for insomniacs, early workers and those who keep delaying going to bed.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:32 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Skip
That would require Nuclear Attack Sirens
Instead we get WuFlu Attack Karens
Posted by: Miklos sighs at December 05, 2020 04:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip
whistling in the dark ...
whistling, whistling,
dark, dark, dark ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at December 05, 2020 04:33 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 04:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miklos , strictly adhering to AoS Stylebook at December 05, 2020 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Adriane the George Pal Version Critic ... at December 05, 2020 04:36 AM (LPnfS)
dark, dark, dark ...
Posted by: Adriane
"Whistler's Mother" was actually titled "Study in Black and Gray"
Posted by: Miklos, who apparently learned stuff at December 05, 2020 04:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:37 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: JT
$20, same as in town
Posted by: Miklos , strictly adhering to AoS Stylebook
That would make for an expensive Ark.
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 04:38 AM (arJlL)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 10:57 PM (QzJWU)
To the Peruvian Institute of Pudding Cup Studies!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 05, 2020 04:40 AM (rt0xh)
Savage doesn't *even* begin to cover it.
https://twitter.com/RestingTwitFace/status/1334699208838930433
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 03:58 AM (X/O1y)
That guy who was punked is Darrin Camilleri. Not sure if they're related but a guy from my company with the same last name and from the same hometown was fired from my company for embezzlement.
Posted by: clutch at December 05, 2020 04:40 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Miklos, who apparently learned stuff
Whistler's Mother was black ?
Guess she voted for Biden
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 04:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miklos, who apparently learned stuff
Whistling Death was the Vought F4U Corsair ...
Posted by: Adriane the George Pal Version Critic ... at December 05, 2020 04:41 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Noah at December 05, 2020 04:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
*begins generating QuipuCoin*
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Contactless Endless Taco Bar at December 05, 2020 04:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 04:44 AM (Z/jzm)
Apple pancakes and sausages
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:46 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 04:46 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Adriane the George Pal Version Critic
I want to see you and Anna Puma at 50 Cent Ladies Margarita Nite.
From a distance.
Posted by: Miklos, maybe not so Crazy at December 05, 2020 04:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 04:47 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Now see?
We can have nice blueberry things.
*quietly slides coffee with chicory into USB port*
Posted by: Miklos, a votre service at December 05, 2020 04:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 04:55 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:58 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: DanG at December 05, 2020 04:20 AM (23/x5)
---
normally an honest FNG (id, not a Moby or other form of troll) would get a warm welcome, even on a mostly, for now, dead thread, but your hast (the stuff after your name) looks suspiciously like math, and there is no math allowed here, especially on the ONT.
(inside joke/meme: we has a million or so of them)
how did you find this refuge of sanity?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 04:58 AM (X/O1y)
Grammy winner who does her own cooking.
Posted by: Miklos recommends at December 05, 2020 04:25 AM (QzkSJ)
---
get back to us when she cooks you breakfast, ya mook.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 04:59 AM (X/O1y)
https://tinyurl.com/y3dclke5
I brought this up a day or two ago. Sounds to me like a interstate conspiracy
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:03 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: redc1c4
Hmm
Discreet inquiries as to when her husband Emile will be out of town?
Posted by: Miklos, thinking other options with "Creole Sauce" at December 05, 2020 05:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:58 AM (9sWOw)
---
Gods but i miss a good mug of strong coffee, with half n half and sugar, as they intended man to drink it.
alas, certain parts of my body do NOT like all the tannins, and the results of that are NOT to be discussed, even here.
at least i can still drink real Coke.
sign.
i need a new body...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 05:05 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:08 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Biomechanical Dr. Miklos at December 05, 2020 05:09 AM (QzkSJ)
MLiI, the perfect breakfast! Blueberry pancakes, crispy bacon, eggs over medium, hash browns and black coffee.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 05, 2020 05:10 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Adriane the George Pal Version Critic ... at December 05, 2020 05:10 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: clutch at December 05, 2020 05:10 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: redc1c4
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'da taken better care of myself.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:11 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:11 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Sam Adams
and maple syrup ...
* sprints away into the shadows *
Posted by: Adriane the George Pal Version Critic ... at December 05, 2020 05:11 AM (LPnfS)
This is the time for insomniacs, early workers and those who keep delaying going to bed.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 04:32 AM (9sWOw)
---
i'll sleep when i'm dead.
the Army taught me that i can, if necessary, function for at least 72 hours w/o sleep.
the first 24 aren't hard, if you're starting from a rested state.
30 or so, to 48 are tough, but after that, you, or at least i do, enter a zone where you can function as if well rested.
after 72 hours or so, shit gets weird, and you better crash.
YMMV.
cheers!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 05:11 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 05, 2020 05:12 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Miklos, calling a truce with gravity at December 05, 2020 05:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip
You have to admire their spunk and commitment to getting the job done!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:12 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 05, 2020 05:10 AM (VDbGO)
Yes!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:13 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Tonypete
That was Bocephus
Posted by: AKA Hank Williams Jr. at December 05, 2020 05:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:11 AM (Rvt8
---
there's an echo in here...
"pain is weakness leaving the body"
"only pussies go on sick call"
"sorry, there's no record of that in your medical records"
bastards.
pain is your body telling you you're doing something stupid.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 05:14 AM (X/O1y)
Wait'll they get a load of US.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)
Yep it's gonna get might Irish round here if Puddinhead gets in office
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 05, 2020 05:14 AM (rt0xh)
Do our Supreme Court Justices recognize the threat before them?
Is the Constitution a suicide pact?
A packed court plus abolishment of the electoral college will mean this is a Marxist dictatorship. We won't need to hold elections any more.
God help us, but I hope those justices recognize the mortal threat to our nation, and have the strength and conviction to act....
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 05, 2020 05:15 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Skip
You have to admire their spunk and commitment to getting the job done!!
Posted by: Tonypete
If they also voted for dead people, that would be kinda weird
Posted by: Art Bell's Bartender at December 05, 2020 05:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
My wife and I are guardians of her disabled adult brother. We fight with SSI over his benefits continually. Even if you get through, it never is just one phone call. And now, during 'these challenging times" an office visit is right out.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:15 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: clutch at December 05, 2020 05:16 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:18 AM (9sWOw)
I believe number 3 son was drinking with the boys last night. The truck in parked in the front yard.
BRB
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:18 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Skip
You have to admire their spunk and commitment to getting the job done!!
Posted by: Tonypete
If they also voted for dead people, that would be kinda weird
Posted by: Art Bell's Bartender
____________________________
The Living Impaired have rights too!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2020 05:20 AM (DguXV)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 05, 2020 05:21 AM (I58tH)
Although, if I'm honest I'd have to admit that I'm not my most pleasant or patient with only 3 hours of sleep!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:21 AM (Z/jzm)
Bill DeBlasio's Wife Dances For COVID To Go Away
twitter.com/i/status/1333841558400020485
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:43 PM (63Dwl)
Behold, the party of SCIENCE-Y stuff!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 05, 2020 05:23 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 04:47 AM (Z/jzm)
I plan on taking a nap this morning after reorganizing my freezer to get the 8 containers of mushroom-beef-barley soup in there. What a pain. Good part is I took out my mushroom pizza sauce to make a pie this weekend. Bought a bag of flour yesterday, along with some yeast. Pepperoni, sliced Kalamata olives and sweet red pepper.
Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2020 05:24 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: My life is insanity
I don't believe that for a moment !
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 05:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:18 AM (9sWOw)
It seems like this would be a no-brainer. This whole farce is so obvious.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:24 AM (Z/jzm)
the Nazi's had a high altitude DIESEL powered prop high altitude recon/bomber?
who knew?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WDkj0ZYuiA
mind blown.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2020 05:25 AM (X/O1y)
Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2020 05:24 AM (ldL4g)
Drooling here!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:26 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 05:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:27 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: clutch at December 05, 2020 05:27 AM (9UmRs)
BRB
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:18 AM (Rvt8
Was it raining? A shorter dash to the door?
Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2020 05:27 AM (hOMhY)
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 05:28 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Detective Arlo at December 05, 2020 05:28 AM (uEauf)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 05, 2020 05:28 AM (I58tH)
Yeah how does Anna Puma know all that airplane stuff?
Posted by: clutch at December 05, 2020 05:29 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 05, 2020 05:30 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: clutch at December 05, 2020 05:27 AM (9UmRs)
Agreed. Hoping WI gets included in the telling of it all. SC decision makes it have to wind through lower courts 1st.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:30 AM (Z/jzm)
I am praying for America. Praying that God will grant President Trump and his advisors the wisdom to see the right path forward. Praying that God will grant the Supreme Court Justices the wisdom to see the enormity of the fraud, and the mortal threat it poses to our nation. Praying that God will grant the American People the wisdom and strength to stand defiant in the face of this fraud, and resolute in the face of looming tyranny. May God extend His Almighty hand to us, and may God bless and keep the United States of America.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 05, 2020 05:31 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 05:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Detective Arlo at December 05, 2020 05:28 AM (uEauf)
I'd like the Capitol Rotunda to be overbooked for congressbastards to lie in state. Probably won't get that, either.
Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2020 05:32 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 05, 2020 05:31 AM (VDbGO)
AMEN!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:32 AM (Z/jzm)
Locked and ok. I backed it into the garage where it belongs. Backing it in can be a challenge so I think his "F*ck It!" meter went off.
He did fill the tank so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Sam Adams
Amen, Brutha !
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 05:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 05, 2020 05:34 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: RickZ
Have a revolving platform. Could hold 10 future pyres comfortably. Load one on. Have it move along. Take the one that is approaching off. Send it out to the pyre. Load another one on. People can stay in one socially distanced spot to watch the a-holes go by
Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2020 05:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:37 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Skip
I thought Anna was a Moron for years until recently but yeah, that ette knows her shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:39 AM (Rvt88)
During the primary, Sloppy Choppers told you they were going to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of Sundowner.
I don't give him until July 1, 2021
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:40 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2020 05:42 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:42 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip
I thought Anna was a Moron for years until recently but yeah, that ette knows her shit.
Posted by: Tonypete
She stated one time that she was really good at looking things up.
But ya gotta know WHERE to look !
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 05:42 AM (arJlL)
Oh, and Mlii, yeah, that pie does make me drool, too. My two favorite toppings are pepperoni and black olives. But I couldn't resist a sweet red pepper as they were so pretty. Nowadays in the grocery store, you never know what the fresh veggies will look like. They seem to be not as good as before the 'rona. I bought a firm head of garlic and half of the cloves were black, not edible; could even cut off the bad parts. Onions seem to be the same way now. I buy a firm onion, no soft spots, get it home, cut the top off and there's a huge amount of rot, over half the onion. Really pissing me off.
Later, all.
Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2020 05:43 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:43 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 05, 2020 05:45 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 05, 2020 05:45 AM (gtu/X)
Probably closer but still not sure that's real.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:45 AM (9sWOw)
Started working on a new cover, actually 3 new covers, Thur night at practice.
Gary wasn't sure how many people would like it but for this one, we don't care. Once in a while we do one for us.
Not that we don't like every song we do but this one,,, special.
What a Wonderful World
The great Satchmo
Posted by: TeeJ at December 05, 2020 05:47 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Safe travels!
Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2020 05:47 AM (vd8XM)
Anna Puma is a guy with years of service in the Air Force, a life long love of aeronautical history and the internet, so...
Posted by: Blah Blah at December 05, 2020 05:48 AM (3yoIY)
Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 05, 2020 05:49 AM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 05, 2020 05:50 AM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 05:53 AM (Rvt88)
What a Wonderful World
The great Satchmo
Posted by: TeeJ at December 05, 2020 05:47 AM (H8mJH) "
Outstanding choice !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 05, 2020 05:53 AM (/On2j)
Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 05, 2020 05:53 AM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: RickZ
I've been buying more of the sweet red, yellow and orange peppers more than the green.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:53 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:54 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: My life is insanity
The green are good in certain recipes but the others are so good just eating raw.
Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2020 05:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 05:55 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2020 05:55 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2020 05:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:55 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2020 05:56 AM (DFpo9)
so damn tired
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2020 05:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:57 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:58 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2020 05:56 AM (DFpo9)
I always wished Demerol came in six-packs.
But I would settle for some simpler times.
Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 05, 2020 05:58 AM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2020 05:58 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:59 AM (9sWOw)
First term of Bhussein unemployment never fell below 7%. Yesterdays report was 6.9%.
Managing the decline!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2020 05:59 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 05, 2020 05:59 AM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 05:59 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 06:00 AM (9sWOw)
Probably closer but still not sure that's real.
China Joe was practicing his "reach-around" move on the dog who was eating, lost his balance, and fractured his foot stepping in the doggie dish.
Posted by: Unkaren at December 05, 2020 06:00 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Blah Blah at December 05, 2020 06:01 AM (3yoIY)
Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)
Alas all crime is solve and henceforth no violence leaving police many hours to thug on commoners.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2020 06:01 AM (JFO2v)
announced that one of the operational squadrons of the Special Air
Service Regiment has been disbanded in the wake of the report published
yesterday outlining numerous unlawful killings carried out by special
forces members serving in Afghanistan."
Posted by: Davod at December 05, 2020 06:01 AM (fGRf+)
Just more bullshit.
Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 05, 2020 06:02 AM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 06:02 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 06:02 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 06:03 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 06:03 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 06:04 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 06:04 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: EveR at December 05, 2020 06:04 AM (DsGxB)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 06:05 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2020 06:05 AM (DFpo9)
Posted by: Unkaren at December 05, 2020 06:06 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 05, 2020 06:06 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Unkaren at December 05, 2020 06:07 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2020 06:09 AM (DFpo9)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 06:09 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2020 06:09 AM (DFpo9)
This cat is amazingly smart. And very, very quiet. I swear he can apparate!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 05, 2020 06:13 AM (Z/jzm)
If theres anything we dont need right now, its that piece of shit telling us who we are.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 05, 2020 06:41 AM (SScvq)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2020 12:29 AM (dpfOB)
I think he should just go all Pinochet on the left, helicopters and all
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 05, 2020 06:44 AM (rt0xh)
Makes me wonder which other amendments they have their eyes on.
Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (gtu/X)
SCOTUS to somehow disqualify enough of the Biden-Trump margin to
declare Trump won various states: this would be nakedly political of the
court, and I would fully expect the state legislature to then have
hearings anyway to decide the electors - so for practical purposes it
would be a smokeshow for no purpose, something few courts would desire.
Posted by: IANAL yet again and again at December 05, 2020 02:46 AM (BBWrU)
This is bullshit. A) it is their job to enforce laws and they shouldn't care who it affects (and it will affect Biden since millions of his votes were fraudulent). B) There is no indication yet that state legislatures will act.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:25 AM (946rW)
The Aberdeen MS Police Department announced in a shocking Facebook post
that they will enforce a mandate from the governors office regarding
China Virus rules and regulations.
Alas all crime is solve and henceforth no violence leaving police many hours to thug on commoners.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2020 06:01 AM (JFO2v)
What state? It is time to blow their phones up too.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (946rW)
I had similar thoughts the other day. I'd add "Beatniks" and "Hippies" to the front of the list. There have always been misfits in society, and their small numbers have always been magnified by complicit media, but starting most obviously and annoyingly with "punk", the misfittery took on an ugly strain of narcissism. They wanted you to know how miserable they were. At least the beatniks could take a bath, the hippies could shave, and the punks could let their hair grow back without the spikes of colored Elmer's glue. Bruce Jenner's junk is gone forever as he ponces about, pretending to be a woman named Kaitlyn, or however he misspells it.
Posted by: Dave Bigboote at December 06, 2020 08:30 AM (yLqSr)
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Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)