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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Jan Vermeer van Delft
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2020 09:31 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2020 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2020 09:32 AM (U2p+3)
Smooth skin on the ladies faces. Somehow possible without the use of botox injections.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2020 09:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 07, 2020 09:33 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 09:33 AM (vMYGz)
Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 07, 2020 09:34 AM (OUMaO)
She's wearing a Dalmatian trimmed jacket.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2020 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 09:35 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 09:35 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2020 09:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: johnd01 at December 07, 2020 09:36 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Scarlett Johansson at December 07, 2020 09:36 AM (r3jC3)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:36 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2020 09:36 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2020 09:36 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 07, 2020 09:37 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 09:37 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 09:37 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2020 09:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge
IYKWIMAIKTYD
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:38 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bert G at December 07, 2020 09:38 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:38 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 09:38 AM (w2LAm)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:39 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 09:39 AM (vMYGz)
IYKWIMAIKTYD
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:38 AM (bkkvA)
alt.binaries.videos.payingtherent
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 07, 2020 09:39 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
"It's a bagel!"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:40 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 09:39 AM (vMYGz)
However, an onion on your belt is totes haute couture.
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 09:40 AM (gmo/4)
"Now I know why they call them butlers."
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2020 09:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
LOL.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:40 AM (bkkvA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ5yLt5fh7Q
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 07, 2020 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
From the archives:
It's Not You, It's Me - a limerick
The poor young lass is moping. She's a fretter.
Whatever could have possibly upset her?
I think perhaps one factor
Is they repossessed her tractor
And felt compelled to send a John Deere letter!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2020 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 07, 2020 09:41 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 07, 2020 09:41 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Blackbird
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2020 09:41 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:41 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 07, 2020 09:41 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 09:42 AM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 07, 2020 09:42 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 09:42 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:42 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 07, 2020 09:42 AM (YX5sd)
Posted by: Joe Namath in a banana hammock at December 07, 2020 09:43 AM (wCx/F)
"Wait, that's strange, I'm already filling one out!"
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 09:42 AM (w2LAm)
51 What am I supposed to do with this mail in ballot? I've already voted.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 07, 2020 09:42 AM (2DOZq)
Sad horde mind meld.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 07, 2020 09:43 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2020 09:43 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 09:43 AM (BvLWD)
Posted by: JTB at December 07, 2020 09:43 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020 09:43 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 07, 2020 09:43 AM (4thlk)
Why, yes. Blessed is the cheese maker.
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 09:44 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FIIGMO at December 07, 2020 09:44 AM (Qf08A)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 09:44 AM (BvLWD)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 09:45 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2020 09:46 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Eskimo at December 07, 2020 09:46 AM (ZYNmu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 09:44 AM (BvLWD)
Carpe Snarkum, YD.
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 09:47 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 09:47 AM (Ojki1)
The Kings dick does not suck itself!
Posted by: rhennigantx
Threadwinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:48 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2020 09:46 AM (88xKn)
See comment 22.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: the smug maid at December 07, 2020 09:48 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 09:44 AM (BvLWD)
Carpe Snarkum, YD.
Posted by: tubal
Ooooooh. Latin!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:48 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 07, 2020 09:49 AM (R5lpX)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 07, 2020 09:41 AM
________________
That's an 8 ball size fold if so.
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 07, 2020 09:49 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: the smug maid
*SNORT
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:49 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2020 09:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
"M'lady, I have some bad news. It appears m'lord has liquidated your tulip holdings and run off to live in a windmill and "plug the dike" with his Dutch Boy."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (BvLWD)
Posted by: FIIGMO at December 07, 2020 09:44 AM (Qf08A)
He hiding cause they beat him when the old lady farts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (Nyumu)
I Just Spotted A Mink! - a limerick
There once was a lady named Giesel
With a coat trimmed with white spotted weasel
I say, what's this rash
That has blemished my sash?
I suspect that it's some type of measle!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 07, 2020 09:51 AM (DB16e)
Love the jacket.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 09:51 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (BvLWD)
You paint a disturbing picture.
Posted by: Joe Namath in a banana hammock at December 07, 2020 09:51 AM (wCx/F)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The art jokes are flying this morning.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2020 09:52 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole
That's a unique trait amongst the Dutch. It's for plugging dykes.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:52 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Bob Ross at December 07, 2020 09:52 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 09:53 AM (sWM8x)
Steiner
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 09:53 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 07, 2020 09:43 AM (4thlk)
A theory that has not been definitively proven. You'd think with such a complicated technical set up to do an adjusted camera obscura to be able to get the colors that there would have been more physical and historic evidence. There was a documentary of a guy who tried to recreate Vermeer paintings by building this camera obscura.
He did make even doubters like myself think twice.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 07, 2020 09:53 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 09:53 AM (hku12)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Finish line
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 09:53 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (BvLWD)
You paint a disturbing picture.
Posted by: Joe Namath
It wasn't easel-y done.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:54 AM (bkkvA)
There is a movie called All the Vermeers in New York
-1990. I watched it years ago. I don't remember much about it except it
was a very arty film and very slow paced.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 09:54 AM (vMYGz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 09:55 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:52 AM (bkkvA)
Hater!The United Netherlander Lesbian Front
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 09:55 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Is the light off or on?
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2020 09:55 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Perfect timing! Now how is your rhythmn?
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 09:55 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2020 09:55 AM (88xKn)
Chuckle for the day. Not sure if this is edited, but it's funny.
China is Asshoe
https://tinyurl.com/y27obfzb
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 09:55 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect
"It's from Prince Albert. He's been canned."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020 09:56 AM (Rvt88)
[100 Comment Rule]
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Doesn't seem fair.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 07, 2020 09:56 AM (CQ3Qb)
A friend of mine (now deceased) was composer for that flick.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 09:56 AM (w7KSn)
There is a movie called All the Vermeers in New York
-1990. I watched it years ago. I don't remember much about it except it
was a very arty film and very slow paced.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 09:54 AM (vMYGz)
I would watch that if there was a bar in the theatre.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:56 AM (JFO2v)
You paint a disturbing picture.
Posted by: Joe Namath
It wasn't easel-y done.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:54 AM (bkkvA)
Aaaand, we're off!
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 09:56 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 09:50 AM (BvLWD)
You paint a disturbing picture.
Posted by: Joe Namath
It wasn't easel-y done.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 09:54 AM (bkkvA)
There will be no brushing off art puns.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2020 09:56 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 07, 2020 09:57 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: Lady in Yellow Fighting the Fraud at December 07, 2020 09:57 AM (K5agK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2020 09:57 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Diogene
********
Personally I find them un-pallette-able.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2020 09:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 09:57 AM (gmo/4)
Jesse R. Binnall: Must remember: do not feed the trolls
Amy Sedlatschek: We are surrounded
General Flynn: Then we have them right where we want them!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 09:58 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 09:58 AM (wCx/F)
Posted by: Kris at December 07, 2020 09:58 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 09:58 AM (ONvIw)
This is outstanding. It looks like a real-life, unscripted moment. A moment almost 400 years ago.
Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2020 09:59 AM (vyAx2)
-
"Start"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2020 09:57 AM (mzC7
Looks like an old Dynaco tube amp
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 09:59 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2020 09:59 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:01 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (1ISKN)
I believe Ferret was a sign of royalty.
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:01 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 10:01 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2020
*
*
She and the maidservant are secretly part of the Resistance against the Nazis. The Allies send coded radio messages that the two women pass on to the local agents.
That letter is a note from General Montgomery: "Kill this woman. She is a traitor."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2020 10:01 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (vd8XM)
Nigerian prince need help retrieving a large sum of money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 10:01 AM (1ISKN)
My lord JJ has a lot of linkage today. Did the man sleep last night?
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 10:02 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 07, 2020 10:02 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Yes. The color purple also.
So the purple ermine was very desirable for portraits and court appearances.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020 10:02 AM (Rvt88)
7h
1) I saw an article the other day about China buying up a ton of land in Texas. They have been buying up our land for a long time, and I covered a small bit of this in my extensive 2-part report on protecting our bulk-power system. Key players that eyes need to be on.
Chinese investment in the agricultural sector has grown tenfold between 2009-2016
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:02 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020 10:02 AM (Rvt88)
7h
Where is the flu?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Chinks didn't release it this year. No need.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Blacksheep at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (6mvRv)
They should leave the vacated plinth in front of barracks as a monument to standing for nothing.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Beatgirl at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (a1s18)
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 10:02 AM (BgMrQ)
Nobody is sleeping well.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (wCx/F)
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: browndog
He couldn't sleep. Too excited about his birthday today.
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/yywp5dcw
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (ZLI7S)
How fitting.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
-
"Start"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)
2 issues: 1st, the only actual anti-black speech on facebook comes from leftists talking about conservative blacks, and they certainly won't hinder that;
2nd, they will define anyone who says "all lives matter" or "blue lives matter" as being "anti-black" speech.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2020 10:04 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:00 AM (ZLI7S)
They got two pricks in this shot apparently...
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:04 AM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 07, 2020 10:04 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 07, 2020 10:04 AM (Wm5SB)
Who is Dan?
Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 10:04 AM (hXYLZ)
Posted by: The Marvelettes at December 07, 2020 10:04 AM (93Mlk)
7h
Where is the flu?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
The flu vaccine is 100% effective with 100 % participation don't you know. Now take your Covid shot like a good little citizen.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 07, 2020 10:04 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Yes. The color purple also.
So the purple ermine was very desirable for portraits and court appearances.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020
*
*
Among the ancient Romans, a purple stripe on one's toga denoted the guy who's bringing the 150 proof rum to the party.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (MIsHM)
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (0Z0jL)
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (0Z0jL)
Posted by: Bruce
I have some investment advice for you, too--William DeVane
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 07, 2020 10:06 AM (FTlwv)
165 artisanal 'ette
China owns 10% of Ukrainian farmland.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (u82oZ)
What's " taters", Xi??
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:06 AM (bCLt0)
My lord JJ has a lot of linkage today!
v
My lord, JJ has a lot of linkage today!
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 10:06 AM (BgMrQ)
It won't rest until it finds out what happened to Pneumonia.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (0Z0jL)
It's teaming up with OJ in a relentless search for the killer.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (u82oZ)
Around Chernobyl. We give them good price.
-Ukrainians
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (Nyumu)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (0MnEQ)
Posted by: WILCO at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (0Z0jL)
Posted by: Bruce
I have some investment advice for you, too--William DeVane
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 07, 2020 10:06 AM (FTlwv)
And it won't effect your reverse mortgage?---
Tom Selleck
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett
Nah, nah, nah!: My Pneumonia!!
Posted by: The Knack at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 10:08 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:08 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: stumck at December 07, 2020 10:08 AM (w9Wax)
Former cybersecurity chief says Russia, China, Iran and North Korea are trying to steal coronavirus vaccine IP
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
Georgia County Can't Find Chain of Custody Records for Absentee Ballots
you don't say
epoch times
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:08 AM (sfhL4)
Around Chernobyl. We give them good price.
-Ukrainians
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (gmo/4)
There's actually a vodka distilled with grains from Chernobyl.
https://tinyurl.com/Chernobyl-Vodka
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (Nyumu)
Stay safe!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (wCx/F)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (Nyumu)
Rice? Sez here you no get rice.
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (CjFDo)
winds, our wonderful utility providers are warning us that we may be
de-energized. So great, stay at home with no power. What's next? No
water? Long lines at the grocery store to buy rice?
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (Nyumu)
Seriously? I live in South Dakota. It can become extremely windy here. This never happens in our state. CA is really third world. I'm sorry for you.
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
Pretty sure the GOP will just give it to them for some trivial donations.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (JFO2v)
Could maidservant be named "Homely?"
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: President-elect Iris
Not with Biden at the helm.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: President-elect Iris
Only if we had widespread political leadership with balls.
Cyna is at war with us. Legally, medically, business wise, politically, and militarily. It's there to see by anyone with eyes.
Posted by: The Knack at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (Rvt88)
2 issues: 1st, the only actual anti-black speech on facebook comes from leftists talking about conservative blacks, and they certainly won't hinder that;
2nd, they will define anyone who says "all lives matter" or "blue lives matter" as being "anti-black" speech.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2020 10:04 AM (Kpl3J)
Conservative blacks aren't really black though.
Posted by: Joe "The Uniter" Bidet at December 07, 2020 10:10 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
There's actually a vodka distilled with grains from Chernobyl.
https://tinyurl.com/Chernobyl-Vodka
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Easy to find in a dark liquor cabinet.
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:10 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: irright at December 07, 2020 10:10 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020 10:10 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 10:10 AM (wCx/F)
Posted by: rhennigantx
As fast as it's been rushed through, just give it to them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:11 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 07, 2020 10:11 AM (R5lpX)
-Ukrainians
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (gmo/4)
There's actually a vodka distilled with grains from Chernobyl.
https://tinyurl.com/Chernobyl-Vodka
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Gives you warm feelings in stomach. No hangover! Da da!
Ukrainians
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:11 AM (gmo/4)
No.
But Talcum Powder gave me Chick Cancer.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:12 AM (0Z0jL)
https://tinyurl.com/Chernobyl-Vodka
Posted by: Sponge
Easy to find in a dark liquor cabinet.
Posted by: tubal
No matter what you do, you just can't get it cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:12 AM (bkkvA)
https://tinyurl.com/Chernobyl-Vodka
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
You temporarily become Spiderman.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 07, 2020 10:12 AM (2DOZq)
I drink the grains grown in Cher-no-byl
Posted by: Toto at December 07, 2020 10:13 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:09 AM (gmo/4)
I have it good authority that Newsom uses a big wheel-of-fortune to determine what he will proclaim each day. There are 99 "actions" similar to "turn off the electricity" and only 1 "Do nothing" wedge.
We're in the best of hands.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 07, 2020 10:13 AM (AiZBA)
I think you mean "It Can't NOT Be Extremely Windy..."
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:14 AM (0Z0jL)
https://bit.ly/3lSo7P8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)
In summary - Because, shut up!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:14 AM (bCLt0)
We're in the best of hands.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 07, 2020 10:13 AM (AiZBA)
I got 99 actions but a bitch ain't one.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 07, 2020 10:14 AM (9IdCK)
@RobertPLewis
Wait until you find out what they got out of MI yesterday.
The tables have turned, my friends.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:15 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:15 AM (0Z0jL)
Ivan Pentchoukov @IvanPentchoukov
Georgia County Can't Find Chain of Custody Records for Absentee Ballots
you don't say
epoch times
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:08 AM (sfhL4)
Gabriel Sterling, GA Implementer of Vote Fraud: "Nothing to see here, move along. Did I happen to mention LIN WOOD IS GONNA GET SOMEBODY KILLED
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:16 AM (DJFLF)
This is what really happened to Dr. Robert Bruce Banner
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:16 AM (gmo/4)
In Order To Appeal To Suburban Christian Women, Vaccine To Be Distributed Through A Pyramid Scheme
https://tinyurl.com/y4susvo7
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2020 10:16 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (0Z0jL)
---------
That is a little on the nose.
Posted by: SH at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sX1BW)
boring
broad on left looks like Paul Giamatti
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (iTXRQ)
Lol.
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:16 AM (DJFLF)
He says that as though it were a bad thing. Funny, that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (mzC78)
http://bitly.ws/aKoM
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sWM8x)
He is a demorat plant.
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:18 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:18 AM (0Z0jL)
http://bitly.ws/aKoM
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sWM8x)
This Gentile says " Oy!!"
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:19 AM (bCLt0)
Cyna is at war with us. Legally, medically, business wise, politically, and militarily. It's there to see by anyone with eyes.
And has been for decades. The DNI told Catherine Herridge the ChiComs were our biggest threat.
Our "leaders" are nothing if not slow.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 10:19 AM (HaL55)
https://bit.ly/3lSo7P8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru
And I used to just have to worry if they were bonking my Son or Daughter. Shish.
Posted by: Dempsy at December 07, 2020 10:19 AM (VqySH)
broad on left looks like Paul Giamatti
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (iTXRQ)
She played Pig Vomit in the Howard Stern movie.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (mzC7
He never chirped when it was his side doing the intimidation
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:19 AM (DJFLF)
This is what really happened to Dr. Robert Bruce Banner
--------------------
The fun part is tracking metal from Chernobyl. It has a way of showing up all over Europe. Metal Scrappers got to Scrap.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (T1Dne)
Posted by: The Maidservant at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (DMUuz)
This Gentile says " Oy!!"
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:19 AM (bCLt0)
Aye Mate!!!!
OY!!!!
Posted by: Jocko at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (Nyumu)
But they can all sit around and smoke weed. Indoors. So there's that.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (fLpTX)
They got nothing on the rothers in Newark, NJ.
Holy shit, do I have some funny stories about the scrappers in Newark.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (0Z0jL)
http://bitly.ws/aKoM
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sWM8x)
Why not.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 10:21 AM (wCx/F)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:21 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (gLRfa)
She wore a pearl necklace!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
are real, governments have had contact with them, and we have a
"contract" with them to do experiments on Earth. Oh, they also have an
underground base on Mars.
-----------
Is this why we have to wear masks?
Posted by: SH at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (sX1BW)
Do you have a link? I landed on a different Lewis
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (DJFLF)
http://bitly.ws/aKoM
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sWM8x)
Why not.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Sure. Why not? It's 2020.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (bkkvA)
1h
BREAKING: IRS tax filings reveal that Obama's Organizing for Action paid Perkins Coie LLP $302,000 in "legal services" in 2016 as Perkins Coie paid for the anti-Trump Russia dossier and spread its debunked allegations to the Hillary Clinton Campaign, DNC, Washington media and FBI
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (sfhL4)
TRUE ART FACT :
That painting was orginally titled
The Flincher
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (0Z0jL)
-
It would explain a few things.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)
boring
broad on left looks like Paul Giamatti
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (iTXRQ)
Madam as of today I am to be called David, your manservant!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:23 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sWM8x)
Why not.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 10:21 AM (wCx/F)
2020 only has 3 weeks left.
A perfect crescendo would be an alien invasion.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
are real, governments have had contact with them, and we have a
"contract" with them to do experiments on Earth. Oh, they also have an
underground base on Mars.
-----------
Is this why we have to wear masks?
Posted by: SH at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (sX1BW)
Yeah, the aliens are giggling like school girls.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 07, 2020 10:23 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:21 AM (sWM8x)
Back hoes, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 10:23 AM (wCx/F)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:23 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2020 10:20 AM (gLRfa)
She's got a pearl necklace!
- Billy Gibbons
Posted by: stumck at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (w9Wax)
are real, governments have had contact with them, and we have a
"contract" with them to do experiments on Earth. Oh, they also have an
underground base on Mars.
-----------
Is this why we have to wear masks?
Posted by: SH at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (sX1BW)
To Serve Man... I's the AOS Cook Book!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (s2VJv)
https://twitter.com/RobertPLewis
The ex-military guys actually working with Trump's team are a lot more interesting than the media.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
...what I like.
...GOREHOUND :
https://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=qRfcWBPYaXU
Posted by: THE CRAMPS at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (0Z0jL)
Who's Dan?
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 07, 2020 09:57 AM (DB16e)
Crenshaw
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (sfhL4)
http://bitly.ws/aKoM
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sWM8x)
Why not.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Sure. Why not? It's 2020.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (bkkvA)
*spoiler* the vaccines are one such experiment.
More seriously, there aren't really any experiments that would need Earth as an environment specifically if they've got FTL down. It's about a plausible explanation as them coming for our oil supply.
Posted by: Someguy at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (s/xOm)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 10:25 AM (Nyumu)
are real, governments have had contact with them, and we have a
"contract" with them to do experiments on Earth. Oh, they also have an
underground base on Mars.
http://bitly.ws/aKoM
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sWM8x)
Do they look like salt and pepper shakers and speak in a loud, staccato way.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 10:25 AM (vMYGz)
____
The latest experiment: see what happens when a 78 year old man with dementia is handed the presidency.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:25 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Ziba at December 07, 2020 10:25 AM (S1hrL)
So basically they are going to just be promoted it sounds like, because what else can they do?
Idiocracy here we come.
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 10:25 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 10:26 AM (w7KSn)
They got nothing on the rothers in Newark, NJ.
Holy shit, do I have some funny stories about the scrappers in Newark.
---------------------
For awhile there, California kept losing lots of manhole covers. No one seems to know why, too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (T1Dne)
1h
BREAKING: IRS tax filings reveal that Obama's Organizing for Action paid Perkins Coie LLP $302,000 in "legal services" in 2016 as Perkins Coie paid for the anti-Trump Russia dossier and spread its debunked allegations to the Hillary Clinton Campaign, DNC, Washington media and FBI
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (sfhL4)
How can I get through this investigation if you people keep adding things!
Posted by: B. Barr, bagpipe fan at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (Ojki1)
We have a small talent for war.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) blurts at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 10:07 AM (Nyumu)
But they can all sit around and smoke weed. Indoors. So there's that.
Posted by: havelhavolim
The House supposedly passed a bill to decriminalize pot.
Won't matter if the senate does. Certain occupations will still be over-regulated by the feds to where it will still be illegal to use.
Transportation. Certain manufacturing. Mining. Etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (nakwk)
https://twitter.com/RobertPLewis
The ex-military guys actually working with Trump's team are a lot more interesting than the media.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
==========
*fingers crossed*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
are real, governments have had contact with them, and we have a
"contract" with them to do experiments on Earth. Oh, they also have an
underground base on Mars.
http://bitly.ws/aKoM
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2020 10:17 AM (sWM8x)
Why not.
Given everything else this fucked up year has given us, I'm not surprised by this. In fact, it's one of the few things that actually makes sense. By all outward appearances, they've managed to infect the world with something that turns ordinary people into zombies.
Now, the standard response to 99% of the insanity we see around us can be, "Meh, aliens are at it again."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (HaL55)
My lord JJ has a lot of linkage today!
v
My lord, JJ has a lot of linkage today!
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 10:06 AM (BgMrQ)
JJ, Lord Sefton.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 10:25 AM (Ojki1)
Yep. I have spent a lot of time supplementing the lousy virtual "learning". It's December and the 2nd grader is still rehashing 1st grade math. I have him doing a lot more, teacher says she "just won't look at it" because "I didn't assign it" FFS, lazy bitch
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (ONvIw)
Maiden.
Posted by: attila the irritable
So maiden head meant???
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (T1Dne)
Once saw a guy still smoking from the electrical burns while his friends were trying to get .33 a lb for copper service cabling they cut out of the rail bed!
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (0Z0jL)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
This is what Sterling is lying about on his timeline:
https://tinyurl.com/yyaxy3y8
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (DJFLF)
That's been known for 3 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)
The retired former head of Israel's space security program says aliens are real, governments have had contact with them, and we have a "contract" with them to do experiments on Earth
And if one side believes the other is violating the terms of the "contract", they take their dispute to where, Space Court"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (pNxlR)
Maiden.
Posted by: attila the irritable
So maiden head meant???
------------------------
Not so long ago we referred to old ladies living together as Spinsters. Now we call them Lesbians.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (T1Dne)
This evidence of previous infection at those levels is potentially indicative of approaching herd immunity.
Also, detectable levels of antibodies is not the only determinant of an individual's immunity, so the total percentage of likely immune people is probably considerably higher than that 20% level.
(Disclaimer: the state's website does not give any information about the tested population such as demographics or patient selection so projecting this to the general population should be done with caution.)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (m45I2)
The retired former head of Israel's space security program says aliens are real, governments have had contact with them, and we have a "contract" with them to do experiments on Earth
And if one side believes the other is violating the terms of the "contract", they take their dispute to where, Space Court"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (pNxlR)
===========
"That's the name of my favorite plasma rifle."
-Alien
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (pNxlR)
___
It's a tax. Fuck all y'all.
- Judge Klatu Ikkalaktu Roberts
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (22mNy)
------------
The bitch of it is, Space Court has its own Justice Roberts.
Posted by: SH at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
----------------
Jerk Hobo is pretty good eats.
Posted by: Puddin Head
Yeah, but hobo jerky is too tough.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (HaL55)
So Democrats? Guess I got out in time.
Posted by: Bob Hope at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (Ojki1)
- Judge Klatu Ikkalaktu Roberts
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (22mNy)
286 And if one side believes the other is violating the terms of the "contract", they take their dispute to where, Space Court"?
------------
The bitch of it is, Space Court has its own Justice Roberts.
Posted by: SH at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
========
Horde mind!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (T1Dne)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (HaL55)
So Democrats? Guess I got out in time.
Posted by: Bob Hope at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (Ojki1)
==========
Worse.
Social media.
The Rick and Morty love app episode was right!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
The maidservant is hoping there is no mention of her pneumatic magnificence.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (WOYcU)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (dQF3z)
The House supposedly passed a bill to decriminalize pot.
Won't matter if the senate does. Certain occupations will still be over-regulated by the feds to where it will still be illegal to use.
Transportation. Certain manufacturing. Mining. Etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:27 AM (bkkvA)
Manufacturing and mining won't be an issue.
Posted by: President Kamalalaal at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (UZo+0)
Posted by: Aliens with Martian Base at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Allie at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (vmRc0)
1h
BREAKING: IRS tax filings reveal that Obama's Organizing for Action
paid Perkins Coie LLP $302,000 in "legal services" in 2016 as Perkins
Coie paid for the anti-Trump Russia dossier and spread its debunked
allegations to the Hillary Clinton Campaign, DNC, Washington media and
FBI
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (sfhL4)
Nothing will happen. Move along, nothing to see here peasants.
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (gmo/4)
---------------
It won't rest until it finds out what happened to Pneumonia.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (0Z0jL)
Microbes are congregating on the medical floor, as they typically do this time of year. Flu and pneumonia are wondering why no one is paying any attention to them this year.
Another microbe chimes in and says "Maybe it's Lupus?"
To which flu and pneumonia chuckle and respond, in unison, "Oh, MRSA, you always think it's Lupus."
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (hku12)
This comes as Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger attests, "we don't see anything that would overturn the will of the people."
I guess the massive cheating didn't overturn the will of the people. I'd like to see Ratshitberger fed to wild animals.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (vMYGz)
275 "In the olden days maid meant virgin."
Maiden.
Posted by: attila the irritable
So maiden head meant???
------------------------
Not so long ago we referred to old ladies living together as Spinsters. Now we call them Lesbians.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:29 AM (T1Dne)
And Iron Maiden?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (N39Ws)
Or said another way....
How does a country go from under 200 billion in GDP to over 14 trillion in GDP in less than 40 years?
We've been sold out for 30 pieces if Yuan and some Bat Soup.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (ztzef)
----------------
Jerk Hobo is pretty good eats.
Posted by: Puddin Head
Yeah, but hobo jerky is too tough.
----------------
Given their alcohol intake you would think they'd be tender and juicy like Kobe Beef. But you would be wrong.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (T1Dne)
Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
- Over 700 sworn affidavits
- Cover 5+ key battleground states
- GOP poll watchers blocked/threatened - on video
- Ballot signature verification audits blocked and stalled
@WSJ
- unsupported claims
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Puddin Head
We just admitted the obvious.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (bkkvA)
But as per JackStraw, the things coming out of MI and GA are promising.
Also, heard mention that tje "safe harbor" date of the 8th is arbitrary and doesn't really hold too much weight in SCOTUS ruling/decision.
Any legal eagles here that can shed some light on this?
Doomers need not respond.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (/rdaf)
Posted by: Aliens with Martian Base at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (FTlwv)
Wear the hell are those Slim Whitman records???
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (gmo/4)
Space Court! Starring Harry Anderson, John Larroquette and Markie Post.
Posted by: coming this Fall on ABC at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (h5TKJ)
1h
BREAKING: IRS tax filings reveal that Obama's Organizing for Action
paid Perkins Coie LLP $302,000 in "legal services" in 2016 as Perkins
Coie paid for the anti-Trump Russia dossier and spread its debunked
allegations to the Hillary Clinton Campaign, DNC, Washington media and
FBI
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (sfhL4)
Wrap that around Snack Barr's morning cupcake. Maybe it'll catch his attention.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (2JVJo)
Georgia is hosting a rats nest of turncoats and infiltrators in their GOP hierarchy.
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (DJFLF)
- unsupported claims
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (sfhL4)
They are all in for outsourcing and cheap labor.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (ONvIw)
And Iron Maiden?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (N39Ws)
A fat virgin?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Anyone wanna get vaccinated for 1500$? New potential proposal from some Dem
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (UZo+0)
Anybody see the movie "I am Legend" with Will Smith? Granted it is a movie, etc.But.......
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (N39Ws)
Maiden.
Posted by: attila the irritable
___
Both were used in the same way.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (xK9An)
Wrap that around Snack Barr's morning cupcake. Maybe it'll catch his attention.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (2JVJo)
Nah, too traumatized by that Trump bully.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:34 AM (ONvIw)
https://tinyurl.com/y5yx3qyk
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CN
I hear you - My 2nd grade grand is behind a year in math also. Her 'teachers' (and parents) are abysmal. If it wasn't for both gramma's, the kid would be even worse off.
All of the kids are losing an entire year of instruction, socialization, and maturity.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020 10:34 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 07, 2020 10:28 AM (9IdCK)
For the work he puts in gathering links, and providing commentary, a knighthood is the least of the awards he should be bestowed.
That, and dental...
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 10:34 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:34 AM (0Z0jL)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:34 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (UZo+0)
Yes, but with that $1500 vaccine they're throw in an Alexandria Corrrrrrrrrrrrtex Occasssssssio anti-capitalism sweat shirt for free.
A $58 dollar value! Hurry, get yours while supplies last!!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:35 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:35 AM (T1Dne)
Posted by: Aliens with Martian Base
Wear the hell are those Slim Whitman records???
Posted by: Archer
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Will you answer too?
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
That means I offer my life to you to be my own
If you refuse me I will be blue, waiting all alone
But if when you hear my love call ringing clear
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
And I hear your answering echo so dear
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Then I will know our love will become true
You'll belong to me and I'll belong to you
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:35 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:35 AM (ONvIw)
There's a better chance of aliens revealing their contracts with earthlings than 3/5 of both houses signing this petition.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:35 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (N39Ws)
Run for the hills!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 10:35 AM (wCx/F)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:36 AM (0Z0jL)
Anyone wanna get vaccinated for 1500$? New potential proposal from some Dem
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
Not just any Dim! A former candidate for Preznint from a year ago and a member of the House. So you know he is smart!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:36 AM (pNxlR)
That's an odd phrasing, no?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 07, 2020 10:36 AM (RYhiL)
1h
BREAKING: IRS tax filings reveal that Obama's Organizing for Action
paid Perkins Coie LLP $302,000 in "legal services" in 2016 as Perkins
Coie paid for the anti-Trump Russia dossier and spread its debunked
allegations to the Hillary Clinton Campaign, DNC, Washington media and
FBI
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:22 AM (sfhL4)
Nothing will happen. Move along, nothing to see here peasants.
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (gmo/4)
My insider says this will bring down the swamp! Check out the new interview!
Posted by: Ulsterman at December 07, 2020 10:36 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM
Excellent!
*air guitar*
Posted by: Bill and Ted at December 07, 2020 10:36 AM (dkvcO)
Oh, Lord, if I'm abducted
Don't let it be The Grays
Those little gray guys with the big black eyes
From a galaxy far away.
They'll come through the bedroom window
While you're asleep and such
They'll truss you up like a Christmas turkey
and you won't like where they touch!
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 10:36 AM (w7KSn)
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It won't rest until it finds out what happened to Pneumonia.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:05 AM (0Z0jL)
Microbes are congregating on the medical floor, as they typically do this time of year. Flu and pneumonia are wondering why no one is paying any attention to them this year.
Another microbe chimes in and says "Maybe it's Lupus?"
To which flu and pneumonia chuckle and respond, in unison, "Oh, MRSA, you always think it's Lupus."
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (hku12)
It's never Lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at December 07, 2020 10:37 AM (Ojki1)
This strikes me as a strawman argument.
Powell isn't arguing that we throw out the vote by someone who just failed to dot an "i" or cross a "t." They're looking that ballots falsely injected into the counting be removed.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 07, 2020 10:37 AM (ZR7kf)
I went to elementary school with a kid named Geoff Duncan. It turns out it's not the same guy, the ages don't match. But at first, I was all "damn... I should have gone with my gut and thrown him in front of a bus after he beat me in that spelling bee."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 10:37 AM (BvLWD)
You are thinking of Deep Purple.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:36 AM (0Z0jL)
Gary Lewis/Playboys.
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2020 10:37 AM (AwYPR)
...and you claim you are a Lawyer?
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:37 AM (0Z0jL)
Posted by: Bad Company at December 07, 2020 10:38 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: tubal at December 07, 2020 10:38 AM (bCLt0)
You are thinking of Deep Purple.
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Sorry, we're both wrong it was Bad Company. Classic boner rock either way.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:38 AM (T1Dne)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 10:38 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 07, 2020 10:38 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Aliens with Martian Base at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (FTlwv)
Wear the hell are those Slim Whitman records???
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (gmo/4)
Not to be released until after the Martians have taken out Congress.
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 10:38 AM (Ojki1)
Le sigh.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Joe biden at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Silent at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (CrU4U)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:37 AM (0Z0jL)
It's where we're at as a society. What happened to the looters?
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (ONvIw)
So, if I shoot a lawyer, it must be counted as legal, because I believed it was legal.
Do I have that right?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (T1Dne)
Pretty sure that was Deep Purple.
Covering Captain Beefheart...but still.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (0Z0jL)
John Fredrick is reporting from GA about the weekend report of the voting machine being tested and coming out with Biden votes.
They had access to the machine and did a test. They fed 100 ballots in the machine, 50 for Biden, 50 for Trump. They were hand fed. The counting machine result was 87 votes were cast for Biden, 13 for Trump.
They did the same test again, and the results were the same. Someone else who has done research said the results have been consistent with the reported vote.
PROGDA has falsely reported other things, like it was human error and false. "Just a glitch!"
Nope, they repeated it, same result.
And no PROGDA outlet will report this to the public.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 10:40 AM (sy5kK)
Maiden.
Posted by: attila the irritable
___
Both were used in the same way.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020
*
*
Only -- we had been man and maid!
-- William Hope Hodgson, "The Voice in the Night"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2020 10:40 AM (yvr3o)
Do I have that right?
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If it is written then it must be true.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:40 AM (T1Dne)
13h
#Durham #SpecialCousel Intel Chief @DNI_Ratcliffe
supports interim Durham report, says Special Counsel statute allows for it + public deserves update on criminal probe into FBI Russia case + whether evidence in 2016 justified opening investigation into political (Trump) campaign
I think about how Fox News dumped a real reporter like Herridge, and hire traitors like Brazille and that dippy blond, don't remember her name from the JEF's admin.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:40 AM (sfhL4)
Do I have that right?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (bkkvA)
Sure.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2020 10:40 AM (wCx/F)
...and you claim you are a Lawyer?
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:37 AM (0Z0jL)
__
Remember, scotus said that even though Obamacare clearly said something, it didn't matter because congress meant to say something else. Laws don't mean shit anymore, it's all about feelz and interpretations.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:40 AM (22mNy)
This strikes me as a strawman argument.
Powell isn't arguing that we throw out the vote by someone who just failed to dot an "i" or cross a "t." They're looking that ballots falsely injected into the counting be removed.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 07, 2020 10:37 AM (ZR7kf)
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"We should also not discount ballots from fictional characters like my client Barney Rubble. He believed he was real when he cast that ballot."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
But as per JackStraw, the things coming out of MI and GA are promising.
Also, heard mention that tje "safe harbor" date of the 8th is arbitrary and doesn't really hold too much weight in SCOTUS ruling/decision.
Any legal eagles here that can shed some light on this?
Doomers need not respond.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (/rdaf)
++++++++
IANAL
I suspect the date was bumped up because the court is going to rule that PA so royally ruined the election that the election is voided and thus they will order the PA state house to appoint electors irrespective of the November vote.
I had previously suspected that they would declare PA ineligible from appointing electors, due to their being "no way to determine who actually won." Obviously, I think it's more than obvious who won, but the court I think will be reticent to render a verdict that more or less directly hands Trump the win (or Biden, for that matter). So as of last night I thought "they will declare PA can't send electors."
But moving the date of their ruling to the morning of the safe harbor day, I think it signals something else. If they were going to nullify their right to send any electors I don't see why Alito would move the date back to before the Safe Harbor day. So instead, they are acting in such a way as to give the state house time to handle things themselves.
Maybe I'm missing something, but that's how I see it.
To be clear, I think the exact reason they bumped the date is because SCOTUS is going to do something against the natural flow of things thus far. If nothing is changed, then PA will go to Biden, and will be "locked-in" on the 8th.
So SOCTUS is going to make a ruling that will affect that on the 8th.
Again, that's how I see it and if so, then it's going to be a Trump legal victory in one capacity or another, it remains to be seen what the exact remedy is.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (vMYGz)
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:35 AM (ONvIw)
DOJ has to have the My Pillow factory going over time with all the stuff they have been putting under them til they stop moving.
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (Ojki1)
Do I have that right?
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If it is written then it must be true.
--
Well, I did see it on the internet...
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (dQF3z)
- unsupported claims
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (sfhL4)
They are all in for outsourcing and cheap labor.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (ONvIw)
You mean Slave Labor.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (sfhL4)
"You're right, dear. It's irresponsible parenting." Nod, smile, resume your Asshoe-ing.
Then you start the cult.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (xK9An)
You are thinking of Deep Purple.
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:36 AM (0Z0jL)
Gary Lewis/Playboys.
Come on, man. It was Carpenters.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (HaL55)
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I love Beefheart. Green Eyed Beans from Venus is an amazing work of art.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:42 AM (T1Dne)
It's on my current play list, and it's Bad Company.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 07, 2020 10:42 AM (xT2tT)
You mean Slave Labor.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (sfhL4)
Slave labor is cheap. But, yeah.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:42 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:42 AM (pNxlR)
Lawyer arguing against Powell in GA this morning admitted that "even if a
ballot was illegally cast, it must still be counted because the voter
believed it was legal."
Officer, I was driving 60 in a school zone because I believed it was legal.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 10:42 AM (vMYGz)
- unsupported claims
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:32 AM (sfhL4)
They are all in for outsourcing and cheap labor.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:33 AM (ONvIw)
You mean Slave Labor.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:41 AM (sfhL4)
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It is amazing how the left simultaneously wants $15 (soon to be $20) minimum wage laws AND unlimited immigration.
And nobody ever points out how this cannot work.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (22mNy)
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Fell like?
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That was the boozer's version.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (T1Dne)
You are thinking of Deep Purple.
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Sorry, we're both wrong it was Bad Company. Classic boner rock either way.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:38 AM (T1Dne)
Hey fellas, you wanna hear our classic song, Smoke On the Water?
Posted by: Foghat at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:39 AM (22mNy)
not to sound snarky or anything, but you sound kinda whipped
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (DJFLF)
"Show me in the law where it says it's illegal to eat a man's face, officer."
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (xK9An)
My wife says stop filling their heads with that nonsense. Posted by: Asshoes
Yeah, stop it! Only Hero Teachers from the Public Schools are allowed to pack their heads with nonsense!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:44 AM (pNxlR)
All it takes is one victory in one state for the dam to burst open. Still a very big IF.
That said, I'm happy with Trump invoking the Insurrection Act.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2020 10:44 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:44 AM (0Z0jL)
Let's try this again.
Question for the horde. Mrs f'd thinks she wants a Philips FX10
bookshelf stereo system for Christmas. $150. My experience with Philips
in the past is that it's crap. Should I get her one of those because
that's what she requested, or is there something better in the sub $200
range that I should consider?
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 10:44 AM (+y8uL)
whatever it takes
now, off to make a waldorf salad
have fun
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:45 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Foghat at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)
Play "Fool For a Titty".
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2020 10:45 AM (AwYPR)
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Actually Big Eyed Beans from Venus. You can tell I haven't had my stereo set up in years.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:45 AM (T1Dne)
Posted by: rickb223
"You Got That Right", Lynyrd Skynyrd
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:42 AM (pNxlR)
You know what song they DIDN'T play at the Lynyrd Skynyrd funeral?
That Smell.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (hku12)
Lawyer arguing against Powell in GA this morning admitted that "even if a ballot was illegally cast, it must still be counted because the voter believed it was legal."
** furiously scribbles notes **
-- poachers everywhere
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (pNxlR)
And nobody ever points out how this cannot work.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (22mNy)
If you had to pay illegals $15/hour, it would end. And I think H1-Bs should be paid a huge premium, too. I wish Congress would pass a foreign labor poison pill and not a welcome mat.
A local hospital thought they'd be cute and tried to hire filipina nurses at about half the rate of American RNs. The union stepped in and said, they become ours at our rates, sorry bitches but you have a contract. So much for that plan, hospital went no further with it's goal.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Foghat at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)
I thought it was "Slow Motion Walter"?
Posted by: Joe biden at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (Izzlo)
bookshelf stereo system for Christmas. $150. My experience with Philips
in the past is that it's crap. Should I get her one of those because
that's what she requested, or is there something better in the sub $200
range that I should consider?
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Never overthink a woman's request.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (T1Dne)
That Smell.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (hku12)
Too soon?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (hku12)
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (gmo/4)
I'm so looking forward to that shot into my gums. /sarc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (wCx/F)
And nobody ever points out how this cannot work.
Posted by: Asshoes
Oh, it gets pointed out. They just start screeching like a banshee when you do.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (anu9w)
...after all of these years and some of you guys still don't 'get' me.
Posted by: garrett
You're out and proud ... anything else important that we missed?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (pNxlR)
And nobody ever points out how this cannot work.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:43 AM (22mNy)
If you had to pay illegals $15/hour, it would end. And I think H1-Bs should be paid a huge premium, too. I wish Congress would pass a foreign labor poison pill and not a welcome mat.
A local hospital thought they'd be cute and tried to hire filipina nurses at about half the rate of American RNs. The union stepped in and said, they become ours at our rates, sorry bitches but you have a contract. So much for that plan, hospital went no further with it's goal.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (ONvIw)
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If you make minimum wage $20 then the number of illegals will surge as employers will have that much more of an incentive to hire illegals for cheap.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Puddin Head"
My instincts tell me to buy exactly that and if it's crap it's not my fault.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (r3jC3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:30 AM (T1Dne)
Otters are the Alien invaders.
When they leave (as in A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), they will say:
"So long and thanks for all the anus!"
Posted by: stumck at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (22mNy)
==========
"Let the murderer go. We need the cell for the business owner who tried to hire a native born cis-gendered person under the table at below minimum wage."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (gmo/4)
(Logs in, enquires)
No. They say they don't want our help, or need it, either. Then they laughed, paused, and while laughing reversed themselves, saying "oh, yeah, well, sure. We *need your help.* We'll be right down to *get your help.*"
They kept laughing until they hung up. It sounded not good.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (xK9An)
Steve Gruber from MI reporting on Warroom on results from Bill Bailey lawsuit, unrelated to Trump but Trump team working with him for the review of those 22 voting machines.
Initial reports, no security, thumb drives laying around, anyone in the room has access, unsecure open ports on machines (anyone can just stick in a thumb drive and change the data). They didn't report on any other details.
Now, these $7,500 machines are being forced by the state to be purchased locally. Can't afford it? Just sign this paperwork from this organization that has Zuckerberg funding that will pay for them. Except in the fine print, once you accept them, you cannot locally look under the hood and review the internals of the machine. Don't worry, the vendor Dominion will do all the service.
Seriously, this happened and why the local judge called BS and let Bill Bailey review the machines.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 10:31 AM (gmo/4)
It will happen! But not until Mark and Greg dig up that fucking treasure on Oak Island...
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (22mNy)
And naturally E Verify is dead.
Employers cannot do this with licensed staff, so they eventually had to raise the nurses' hourly to attract more American nurses.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (22mNy)
Yeah?...So?
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:50 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
Lawyer arguing against Powell in GA this morning admitted that "even if a ballot was illegally cast, it must still be counted because the voter believed it was legal."
** furiously scribbles notes **
-- poachers everywhere
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (pNxlR)
Time to move to Georgia and never pay taxes again.
Posted by: 861 argument advocates at December 07, 2020 10:50 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (w2LAm)
This is the season, I can feel it! Also, I'm about 14 episodes behind on the DVR so don't give me any spoilers!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (1ISKN)
1) It's a love letter and the mistress is realizing that she will be losing her maid.
2) The maid cannot read and she asked her boss to read it to her.
3) There has been a family emergency and the maid must hasten to Chicago to see to it.
4) It's not a letter. It's a receipt for the groceries purchased for a party the mistress is planning
5) The maid found the letter indicating the mistresses husband is unfaithful.
6) The maid is saying, "look a this nonsense my little boy drew."
Posted by: bour3 at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (9sM0G)
"Fatman" Mel Gibson and Walter Scoggins.
Most dark and violent Christmas movie ever. The redeeming feature is the script, which has some excellent twists.
Attila says "check it out".
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (w7KSn)
It's not a lie if you believe it...
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:48 AM (22mNy)
And naturally E Verify is dead.
Employers cannot do this with licensed staff, so they eventually had to raise the nurses' hourly to attract more American nurses.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (ONvIw)
+++
Yeah for licensed people, this is true. But for general labor type stuff, the higher the min wage goes, the fewer Americans end up working.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (22mNy)
And then screeching at Azar "Joe Biden is the President Elect!" several times as he was explaining the vaccine distribution plans.
I think Wallace is losing his mind.
Posted by: Pj at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (qlTN9)
Let's try this again.
Question for the horde. Mrs f'd thinks she wants a Philips FX10 bookshelf stereo system for Christmas. $150. My experience with Philips
in the past is that it's crap. Should I get her one of those because that's what she requested, or is there something better in the sub $200 range that I should consider?
Posted by: f'd
Bose.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (sy5kK)
Tell me you wouldn't like to see Zuck get hit with RICO. Get well fast, Rudy.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (ONvIw)
Zep: "And if you listen very hard/the Jew will bother you a lot..."
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 10:52 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 07, 2020 10:52 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 10:44 AM (0Z0jL)
Don't get too maudlin over there, or we're going to have to take away your Nick Drake records.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:52 AM (hku12)
>>>But as per JackStraw, the things coming out of MI and GA are promising
Promising for reality, Biden, and the country.
Posted by: Voice of Reason at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (VjOQu)
JBWNBPOTUS
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 10:52 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Puddin Head
.........
That's Bad Company, not James Gang
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (CjFDo)
Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (xK9An)
AwareAnon @AwareAnon
Y'all in the U.K. better start standing the f*ck up.
https://tinyurl.com/y366rmqu
This is what the UK's Covid-19 vaccination cards will look like
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (sfhL4)
"Fatman" Mel Gibson and Walter Scoggins.
Most dark and violent Christmas movie ever. The redeeming feature is the script, which has some excellent twists.
Attila says "check it out".
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (w7KSn)
Darker than Krampus?
Color me skeptical.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (hku12)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (sfhL4)
Maybe here they will just put a guinea pig sticker on our driver's license
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:54 AM (ONvIw)
I'm so looking forward to that shot into my gums. /sarc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Gee TJM, thanks for sharing...
***squirms in fear***
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 10:54 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (1ISKN)
No problem! But I sure wish they'd drain that swamp, or refill it back in, or dig another hole, or send divers down metal tubes or dig up old nails or interview blacksmiths or go to old abandoned forts in Canada or....
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (w2LAm)
This is the season, I can feel it! Also, I'm about 14 episodes behind on the DVR so don't give me any spoilers!
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Watch out, the Redskins will win the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (T1Dne)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (CjFDo)
I saw Bad Company at a country bar that was a former grocery store. Now it's a storage place.
Still, was a good show.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 10:56 AM (22mNy)
"Fatman" Mel Gibson and Walter Scoggins.
Most dark and violent Christmas movie ever. The redeeming feature is the script, which has some excellent twists.
Attila says "check it out".
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (w7KSn)
Darker than Krampus?
Color me skeptical.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (hku12)
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Darker than Christmas with the Kranks?
Than Home Alone 2: Lost in New York?
Than La Dolce Vita?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
I'm so looking forward to that shot into my gums. /sarc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Gee TJM, thanks for sharing...
***squirms in fear***
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 10:54 AM (BgMrQ)
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You must feel my pain with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 10:56 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Bad Company at December 07, 2020 10:57 AM (DUIap)
You might feel a little pinch.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
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*please be the cute nurse pinching my ass...*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (w2LAm)
This is the season, I can feel it! Also, I'm about 14 episodes behind on the DVR so don't give me any spoilers!
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Watch out, the Redskins will win the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (T1Dne)
Turns out they DID find the treasure on the island, but it wasn't what they expected.
Spoiler alert, the treasure was.....
Money plane.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:57 AM (hku12)
AwareAnon @AwareAnon
Y'all in the U.K. better start standing the f*ck up.
https://tinyurl.com/y366rmqu
This is what the UK's Covid-19 vaccination cards will look like
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (sfhL4)
I love tat batch number is on it, so when a batch fails you can be recalled for being able to leave your house.
Posted by: 861 argument advocates at December 07, 2020 10:57 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 07, 2020 10:57 AM (SScvq)
411 It will happen! But not until Mark and Greg dig up that fucking treasure on Oak Island...
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (w2LAm)
This is the season, I can feel it! Also, I'm about 14 episodes behind on the DVR so don't give me any spoilers!
----------------------
Watch out, the Redskins will win the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (T1Dne)
I thought the Jets were
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (N39Ws)
I listened to some NPR in the car as well. There was discussion about
the 'Rona vaccine. It was 100% about how fast can it be distributed, who
will get it first, etc. Absolutely no discussion on is it safe? Does
the govt have the right to force people to take it? None of that. The
assumption was just everyone will take it, period.
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I've seen this movie before.
Posted by: SH at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (r3jC3)
You might feel a little pinch.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
Between your cheek and gums
Posted by: RJ Reynolds Tobacco Co. at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (w9Wax)
Hoping Piss Wallace name comes out in some sort of national secrets unveiling as a traitor.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 07, 2020 10:57 AM (SScvq)
Or his name is found to have frequented Epstein's island multiple times. With pictures.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (N39Ws)
Tim Pool @Timcast
This is a display of tribal anger
She clearly has no reason to be mad at these random people
We can all roll our eyes or get angry at BLM and Pro Biden rallies but this is just tribalism
watch the video of this woman losing her mind
#Bend #Oregon
(Earlier)
A woman confronts and shouts at a group of anti-lockdown demonstrators from her vehicle in Bend, OR, earlier today.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ku59mw
geez
losing her voice too
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (sfhL4)
You might feel a little pinch.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
***runs screaming from the blog***
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (r3jC3)
We should be so lucky.
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (Ojki1)
Desperate times such as these require such measures. We're in serious danger from our own government's efforts to overthrow itself.
And if the previous sentence doesn't sound as if aliens said it, I don't know what does.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (+y8uL)
"Fatman" Mel Gibson and Walter Scoggins.
Most dark and violent Christmas movie ever. The redeeming feature is the script, which has some excellent twists.
Attila says "check it out".
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 10:51 AM (w7KSn)
Darker than Krampus?
Color me skeptical.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:53 AM (hku12)
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Darker than Christmas with the Kranks?
Than Home Alone 2: Lost in New York?
Than La Dolce Vita?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
You joke, but an argument COULD be made that the darkest, most violent Christmas movie of all time is Jingle All the Way.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)
But they're no longer needed for actual votes.
And when the deleterious effects of the globo-Marxist rule begin to manifest themselves, the welfare people in those groups will be the first to be branded as useless eaters.
It's going to be weird watching the Democrats hack entitlements to the bone while employing anti-poor people rhetoric that would make any Republican blush.
I give it maybe ten years before the economic circumstances begin to force this issue.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (BvLWD)
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 11:00 AM (ONvIw)
You joke, but an argument COULD be made that the darkest, most violent Christmas movie of all time is Jingle All the Way.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)
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I wasn't joking all that much, but yeah, Jingle all the Way is just the worst message for a Christmas movie.
"Buy things or your kids won't love you."
It's the anti-Grinch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 11:00 AM (T1Dne)
There are side plots.
We enjoyed it.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 11:00 AM (w7KSn)
Won't take long. Not much of his mind left. TDS ate most of it away.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 11:00 AM (anu9w)
---------------
Ghost Ship.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 11:00 AM (T1Dne)
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Kill, Baby, Kill!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (+y8uL)
She has said what she wanted. Don't try to out think it, it will likely just upset her.
And if the stereo fails, well, Good and Hard applies to lots of choices.
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (Ojki1)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ku59mw
geez
losing her voice too
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (sfhL4)
Gee. She drives a Subaru.....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
433 >>I'm so looking forward to that shot into my gums. /sarc
You might feel a little pinch.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
Between your cheek and gums
Posted by: RJ Reynolds Tobacco Co. at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (w9Wax)
We talking about a trip to the dentist? Or Monica's visit to the Oral Office?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (iTXRQ)
She was wearing her mask improperly.
Please wear your mask properly. We are all in this together.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 07, 2020 10:57 AM (SScvq)
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Okay. I am here to announce Wallace is a traitor. There. Done.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (r3jC3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
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You people really need to up your dental cowardice game.
I had to have a wisdom tooth removed and I demanded to be put under, which was done.
I was up front about my lack of courage when it comes to extractions. Fortunately, I didn't have to get on my knees and grovel, but, if I'd have had to, I would have done so.
Though, with the age of my knees, they probably saw that move coming and decided it wasn't worth the risk of me suing because I damaged a knee trying to get up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (T1Dne)
I thought the Jets were
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
AtC's Browns.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 11:02 AM (bkkvA)
(Earlier)
A woman confronts and shouts at a group of anti-lockdown demonstrators from her vehicle in Bend, OR, earlier today.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ku59mw
geez
losing her voice too
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (sfhL4)
___
She's a teacher who drives a Subaru. And she's an insane leftists? Get the fuck outta here.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 11:02 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 11:02 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 11:02 AM (gmo/4)
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I will remain decent and good if I'm paid. Franz Bieberkopf.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 11:02 AM (T1Dne)
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 10:49 AM (w2LAm)
This is the season, I can feel it! Also, I'm about 14 episodes behind on the DVR so don't give me any spoilers!
----------------------
Watch out, the Redskins will win the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (T1Dne)
Turns out they DID find the treasure on the island, but it wasn't what they expected.
Spoiler alert, the treasure was.....
Money plane.
Posted by: BurtTC
Nope. Al Capone's secret vault. Geraldo Riveria screwed again!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (anu9w)
DAT ASS
Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (FhXTo)
You joke, but an argument COULD be made that the darkest, most violent Christmas movie of all time is Jingle All the Way.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)
Christmas Vacation.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Thank you for that. I just needed affirmation. Now can you help me with Loleffler?
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (+y8uL)
It's worth it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (ylp2r)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (iTXRQ)
Is it:
I fooled around, and fell while making love...
Posted by: Elvin Bishop at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)
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I wasn't joking all that much, but yeah, Jingle all the Way is just the worst message for a Christmas movie.
"Buy things or your kids won't love you."
It's the anti-Grinch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
I don't remember La Dolce Vita, as I watched all those fruity Italian movies when I was younger, and thought I was supposed to.
Haven't seen the other two. And I don't expect I ever will.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (gmo/4)
Thank God!
Posted by: Voice of Reason at December 07, 2020 10:58 AM (VjOQu)
Who is "LB"?
And why do you still believe in a fairy tale sky god?
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
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You people really need to up your dental cowardice game.
I had to have a wisdom tooth removed and I demanded to be put under, which was done.
I was up front about my lack of courage when it comes to extractions. Fortunately, I didn't have to get on my knees and grovel, but, if I'd have had to, I would have done so.
Though, with the age of my knees, they probably saw that move coming and decided it wasn't worth the risk of me suing because I damaged a knee trying to get up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM (WEBkv)
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I had all four wisdom teeth removed last year, and they put me under for that.
This is a front lower central incisor. I should be able to deal with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (LvTSG)
She's a teacher who drives a Subaru. And she's an insane leftists? Get the fuck outta here.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 11:02 AM (22mNy)
Poster child for why Oregon is fucked.
She is responsible for teaching the children.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (+y8uL)
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PDT asked.
All I got.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (ZLI7S)
"Remain professionally mediocre or financially broken so that you do not have money to spend on Christmas. Insist to your children that the 'Christmas spirit' isn't about succeeding and sharing your wealth, it is about mewling and holding hands and singing and eating gruel and having Christmas spirit and mewling and holding hands and singing."
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (xK9An)
It's worth it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
$70 high.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (+y8uL)
Nope, that one you are on your own.
Let's just say as much of a tire fire as my state is- and it is- I am glad I don't have to sort out whether voting in that race is something I would bother doing.
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 11:05 AM (Ojki1)
Mark Fitchem, state AZ legislator, on Bannon said this morning two things.
The Repub Senate leader, because Rudy was in AZ last week and now said he has Covid, closed the Senate for 7 days.
that's the bad news.
A local AZ political woman, Liz Harris, has organized 500 volunteers, and is asking for 1,000 more, and is going door to door to verify votes cast.
"Is Ramon Martinez here"
"No, he died two years ago"
"Oh, will you sign an affidavit saying that, and let me take your picture?"
"Sure"
They don't have a hard count right this instant, but said there are tens of thousands of such affidavits to be turned in the next few days.
AZ has about 10,500 lead for Biden right now. Every one of those affidavits are an illegal vote.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 11:05 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 10:55 AM (T1Dne)
I thought the Jets were
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
AtC's Browns.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 11:02 AM (bkkvA)
The Bills!
#fifthtimeisthecharm
Posted by: Bills Mafia at December 07, 2020 11:05 AM (BgMrQ)
I don't remember La Dolce Vita, as I watched all those fruity Italian movies when I was younger, and thought I was supposed to.
Haven't seen the other two. And I don't expect I ever will.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)
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I've never seen Christmas with the Kranks, but from what I understand, the message of the movie is, "You will celebrate Christmas the traditional way, or you deserved to be hounded by your neighbors until you acquiesce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:05 AM (LvTSG)
Because Bose sounds great.
I also like Polk Audio products.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 11:05 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 11:05 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 07, 2020 11:05 AM (/Kt3K)
A woman confronts and shouts at a group of anti-lockdown demonstrators from her vehicle in Bend, OR, earlier today.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ku59mw
There was a time when Animal Control would gave been called and she'd have been put down post haste and without comment. Alas, these are not those times ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 11:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:06 AM (DJFLF)
Worse than Silent Night, Deadly Night 4?
"He knows who's been naughty.."
Posted by: G'rump928(C) blurts at December 07, 2020 11:06 AM (yQpMk)
"Remain professionally mediocre or financially broken so that you do not have money to spend on Christmas. Insist to your children that the 'Christmas spirit' isn't about succeeding and sharing your wealth, it is about mewling and holding hands and singing and eating gruel and having Christmas spirit and mewling and holding hands and singing."
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (xK9An)
============
My preferred message, "Santa's not real. I buy all your shit, and if you're bad I'm not getting you anything. This is a temporary situation, so you'd better get the most out of it now because I can easily get charcoal, the poor man's coal."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:06 AM (LvTSG)
"I'm sorry, Camper Powell, the camp garb only comes in 'battleship grey.' You will accessorize with these pieces of baked grey clay on a string. Hurry along--Ideology 101 begins in ten minutes."
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 11:06 AM (xK9An)
It's worth it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
$70 high.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (bkkvA)
I'll take 2. When I got my wisdom teeth cut out, I was so out of it that I tried to turn up my own gas. Surgeon said he'd never seen anyone do that before. Could have killed myself.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 11:06 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Sanitized for your protection at December 07, 2020 11:07 AM (HBBTC)
The Repub Senate leader, because Rudy was in AZ last week and now said he has Covid, closed the Senate for 7 days.
that's the bad news.
Fck this cowardice shit. Do your fcking jobs. The country's future is on the line.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 11:07 AM (vMYGz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 11:07 AM (T1Dne)
-
I don't understand that.
The Constitution requires a republic. If any votes were fraudulent anywhere, that affects every other vote everywhere.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at December 07, 2020 11:08 AM (ylp2r)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (ZLI7S)
There will be nice though sometimes tortured legalistic reasons why we will lose everything.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 07, 2020 11:08 AM (H8QX8)
Apostate. Sham ideology. Report her.
We are all in this together.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2020 11:08 AM (xK9An)
BUH-BYE!! Party starts in January, ding dong OM!
Posted by: Voice of Reason at December 07, 2020 11:07 AM (VjOQu)
Yep we will all be partying but you won't be invited. So sad too bad.
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:08 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 07, 2020 11:09 AM (WEBkv)
Can someone name one instance where Trump hit first?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at December 07, 2020 11:09 AM (ylp2r)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 07, 2020 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 07, 2020 11:09 AM (+56GQ)
You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 07, 2020 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
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Well, he's certainly going to be the new MUNG, it looks like.
Just got banned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (DJFLF)
Back in the day it was not Suburus that were the vehicle of choice for maidenly teachers - it was 3-banger Saabs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020
*
*
I think that movie is based on a short and very un-lawyerly novel by John Grisham, Skipping Christmas. A comedy, believe it or not. Anybody know?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (yvr3o)
Because Bose sounds great.
I also like Polk Audio products.
I have a nice entry-level-audiophile stereo system with a pair of Polk SDA-2 speakers that sounds absolutely fantastic. B'Gal can't stand the way it sounds, to my utter amazement.
My advice: get what she wants. You can't win.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (DJFLF)
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Usually shows up at about 11:15.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (LvTSG)
It's worth it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Did the dentist molest you while you were knocked out?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (T1Dne)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (ylp2r)
Can someone name one instance where Trump hit first?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at December 07, 2020 11:09 AM (ylp2r)
But his tweets make my job hard.
My job being to run out the clock on any investigation into the whole Russiagate coup attempt.
Posted by: B. Barr, bagpipe fan at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (Ojki1)
Back in the day it was not Suburus that were the vehicle of choice for maidenly teachers - it was 3-banger Saabs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (pNxlR)
The 2-stroke Saabs? Those were pollution nightmares.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Dan Akroyd, rhymes with hemorrhoid, is the prototypical Karen/HOA President.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (bkkvA)
Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 11:06 AM (pNxlR)
Or at least captured it and released it in its own habitat. Although where that is natural behavior escapes me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020
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I think that movie is based on a short and very un-lawyerly novel by John Grisham, Skipping Christmas. A comedy, believe it or not. Anybody know?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (yvr3o)
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Yeah, that's the source material.
I have no idea how close the movie is to the novella.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) blurts at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (HaL55)
This belongs in the AOSHQ Style Guide!
Posted by: Bills Mafia at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (xTW+j)
She has a Bose system in her car. I don't know what here problem is. She's a musician but she like to listen to records on a crappy old record player.
Anyway this decision, like my vote, is not to reason why, is mine to do or die.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (+y8uL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Dan Akroyd, rhymes with hemorrhoid, is the prototypical Karen/HOA President.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (bkkvA)
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I thought he played a priest. I'm probably wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (T1Dne)
My dentist is a pretty Colombian woman, so she can feel free.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (1ISKN)
Well, he's certainly going to be the new MUNG, it looks like.
Just got banned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (LvTSG)
As if that is the first time.
New nick, new IP and will be back again like all the trolls.
Posted by: Bete at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (Ojki1)
I could tell before he ruled he would.
Powell has a great case of fraud.
But the Dems have the high ground.
On the key issue of the case, Dems had specific case law and statutes.
Powell had general arguments.
She may be a great lawyer but she is so focused on the tree of fraud that she's missing the forest of "we don't want to touch this and will find any reason whatsoever to get rid of it."
That is, she's so in love with her case, she is arguing from the assumption that it will be granted, not addressing why they want to deny it.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (aO8Gd)
Straight from the law offices of Costanza and Costanza.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (KbCG3)
To the extent that the protesters paid attention to that screaming banshee, it resembled a kitty playing with a still alive mouse that it had caught.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)
A local hospital thought they'd be cute and tried to hire filipina nurses at about half the rate of American RNs. The union stepped in and said, they become ours at our rates, sorry bitches but you have a contract. So much for that plan, hospital went no further with it's goal.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 10:46 AM (ONvIw)
This could be the next front in the war against Democrats - actually partnering with unions (!) to curtail H1B and illegal immigration. If Trump could detach unions from the Dems, we would get some needed organizational muscle on our side.
There's no reason that a union should be allied with the Democrats at this point. They've pivoted over to tech as their big benefactors.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (4tiP2)
It's worth it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 11:03 AM (1ISKN)
Does farting help get through it?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (vMYGz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (LvTSG)
Oh, I haven't been on these morning threads in a while. Used to be 11:00 a.m
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (DJFLF)
(looks fondly at pair of $100 Edifier bookshelf speakers that sound better than anything else I've ever bought)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (ylp2r)
Gramps : Just say Yes. 99% of the time, you are going to end up giving in to her anyway
Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (xTW+j)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (LvTSG)
Oh, I haven't been on these morning threads in a while. Used to be 11:00 a.m
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:12 AM (DJFLF)
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T-Th is usually about 11.
M-W-F is usually about 11:15.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:13 AM (LvTSG)
What makes you think she can't see what everyone else can see?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 11:13 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
No, she'll charge the ins company at a minimum.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020 11:13 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (DJFLF)
A were-gorilla? Wouldn't that just be a fat, hairy guy?
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2020 11:14 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
No, she'll charge the ins company at a minimum.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2020 11:13 AM (Rvt8
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Did Jennifer Anniston charge when she molested Charlie Day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
It was always going to come down to a SCOTUS decision or state legislatures acting.
As has been said, Trump and his team have a total of 7 days until it's all over.
So they best make haste of the time that remains.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2020 11:14 AM (ztzef)
Don't believe PROGDA today when they say Trump ran out of time on Dec 8.
It's not constitutional, it's statutorial. And dates don't apply because of proven fraud that continues to be uncovered. Like that video last week, and the GA machine yesterday. Even the 14th, if the fraud is too loud. The only date in that case is Jan 20.
Thomas Moore White Paper is truthful, not slimy like Progda.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 11:14 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (pNxlR)
The 2-stroke Saabs? Those were pollution nightmares.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (1ISKN)
LOL, friend's mom in Marin who was a stoner pill-popping nurse had one of those. Little footpad on the rear bumper to jump up and down on to shake the car and mix the oil with the gas. POS.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 07, 2020 11:14 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 07, 2020 11:14 AM (SScvq)
Then things will deserve to get sporty. The radical, anti-American progs brought every bit on themselves.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 11:14 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: kallisto at December 07, 2020 11:10 AM (DJFLF)
There Gorilla...
There Castle...
Posted by: eyegore at December 07, 2020 11:15 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Igor at December 07, 2020 11:15 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2020 11:15 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Igor at December 07, 2020 11:15 AM (h5TKJ)
That any allegation of fraud justifies at least a cursory investigation
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 07, 2020 11:15 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 11:15 AM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at December 07, 2020 11:16 AM (ylp2r)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 11:04 AM (ZLI7S)
^^Please tell me this means it goes to the Supreme Court faster.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 07, 2020 11:16 AM (0MnEQ)
Posted by: Igor at December 07, 2020 11:15 AM (h5TKJ)
Pre-loaded script...
LOL
Posted by: eyegore at December 07, 2020 11:16 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2020 11:16 AM (yvr3o)
M-W-F is usually about 11:15.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 07, 2020 11:13 AM (LvTSG)
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Sounds like a class schedule.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 11:16 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 07, 2020 11:16 AM (L8ADy)
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I Fell While Making Love
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 11:01 AM
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Damn dog wouldn't hold still.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 07, 2020 11:17 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) blurts at December 07, 2020 11:17 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: eyegore at December 07, 2020 11:17 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 11:17 AM (22mNy)
There was one sitting in a front yard for years over in Columbus GA and every time I passed by it I almost stopped to inquire but never did. It's probably gone by now, weathered away if nothing else.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 11:18 AM (+y8uL)
Because Bose sounds great.
I also like Polk Audio products.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 07, 2020 11:05 AM (w7KSn)
Bose is audiophile-level gear at a reasonable price, and great marketing. And the snooty "real audiophile" crowd has been whining about them for DECADES, because they "cheat" your ear with substandard specs that just SOUND high-end. I remember one of my uncles talking about how he would get the nose-in-the-air treatment from his fellow audiophiles because he had Bose 901s in his system. This was back in the late 70s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2020 11:19 AM (EGyGV)
I've never seen Christmas with the Kranks, but from what I understand,
the message of the movie is, "You will celebrate Christmas the
traditional way, or you deserved to be hounded by your neighbors until
you acquiesce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Dan Akroyd, rhymes with hemorrhoid, is the prototypical Karen/HOA President.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 11:11 AM (bkkvA)
Exactly. He probably would have been lamp posted in the real world.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2020 11:19 AM (9Om/r)
Because the appropriate place for that to happen lies with the state, the state, ie The GOP apparatus in GA has said fuck you very much Donald Trump, have a nice day.
Now she can appeal to higher courts and on up to the SCOTUS, but time is running out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2020 11:19 AM (ztzef)
Get her a set of nice, active monitors and you can plug anything you want into them.
Agreed. I received a pair of JBL 104BT monitors for me birfday recently. Bookshelf sized, powered, with Bluetooth. Sound really good though bass response only goes down to 60Hz.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 11:20 AM (HaL55)
Center for Tech and Civic Life
This is the "non-profit" that Zuckerberg gave $400 million to so local key counties could fund Dominion voting machines for free if they can't afford them, as long as local election officials don't look inside at how they operate.
CTCL is run by former Obama leftists.
Another point to connect in the scam.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 11:20 AM (sy5kK)
Ive been in and out of an alcohol fueled rage these past few weeks and my thinker isnt holding capacity like it used to.
Thanks again
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 07, 2020 11:21 AM (y7VPP)
I did; doc refused
said the gas is a hazard to staff
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 11:24 AM (iTXRQ)
won't bore you with details but I am in pain still today
I regret all my choices
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 11:25 AM (iTXRQ)
I looked those up and that is something more like I would prefer too. I think though the all in one type boombox thingy she asked for will look good under the tree if nothing else.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 11:26 AM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Pj at December 07, 2020 11:48 AM (qlTN9)
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