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Staten Island Bar Refuses to Shut Down; DeBlasio Sends In His Stormtroopers; Hundreds Gather to Support the Bar

Reported by Catherine Smith of American Greatness:

Hundreds of protesters gathered Wednesday night, outside a Staten Island bar a day after it was shut down, the manager was arrested for publicly declaring itself an "autonomous zone" and not adhering to the state's coronavirus pandemic orange zone restrictions.

Hundreds of supporters stood with American flags and political signs, demonstrating in front of New York City Sheriff's officers who were guarding the front door of Mac's Public House. The protesters sang "God Bless America" and the chorus to Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It."

In a Youtube video McAlarney, the bar's owner, taunted Mr. Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio, whom he called "de Bozo," and dared them to come down in person and take the license off the wall.

I love this:

...

When a CBS reporter asked a supporter for a response about the crowds behavior contributing to why businesses and restaurants have to close, one answered, "At a certain point, like people on the left like to say, our body, our choice."

Posted by: Ace at 03:38 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (NWM+b)

2 Well this is nice.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (arJlL)

4 good

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (a0IVu)

5 >>> Hundreds Gather to Support the Bar
=====

More of this, please.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (4+gTH)

6
I might have to mosey on over the Verazzano and check this out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJv)

7 I don't think fixing a presidential election is going to solve the Democrats' problems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (NWM+b)

8 Peaceful protests... stand in their way...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 03, 2020 03:59 PM (gtatv)

9
Tell me again Trump lost NY state.

Tell me again people voted for More Of This Shit in a historic, record-smashing 81 million-voter turnout for biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 03:59 PM (bt0mc)

10 my local gym here in So Cal is defying orders and staying open. Owner told me 'they can come and forcibly shut me down if they want'. We told him we will quite happily create a ruckus if that happens

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

11
If the NYPD follows DeBolshevik's orders, I will not shed a tear when BLM clobber them with hate shakes.

They should be marching on Gracie Mansion and City Hall to arrest that lanky hunk of piss and the city council.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv)

12 The Police are our friends, and will back us up in resistance to tyranny.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (bCLt0)

13 A place where everybody knows your name.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (786Ro)

14 Here's the thing about the Georgia run-off: the committed poll watchers ARE NOT going to go home this time.

"Yeah, we're done counting for the night."

"Bull shit! We'll be hanging around just the same."

The enemy cannot surprise you twice.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (FYe3W)

15 not...yet...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (Y8GVo)

16 Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (V6GAy)

17 9
Tell me again Trump lost NY state.

Tell me again people voted for More Of This Shit in a historic, record-smashing 81 million-voter turnout for biden.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 03:59 PM (bt0mc)


I believe Trump came closer than any time since 1984 to winning CA and maybe even NY or NJ. We'll never know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (s2VJv)

18 So how long til the po-po bring in the busses to cart away all the people peacefully protesting the lockdown?

Tonight?

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (Ojki1)

19 Also, I don't know that metheus is, but I'm pro-metheus.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (FYe3W)

20 Tell me again Trump lost NY state.

Tell me again people voted for More Of This Shit in a historic, record-smashing 81 million-voter turnout for biden.
Posted by: Soothsayer

All the senior care centers got absentee ballots...
You can call it Cuomo's Brigade.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (gtatv)

21
So I'm to believe biden got 81 million votes but lost BIG in Ohio, Florida, Iowa, and Missouri??

That is statistically and logically and realistically IMPOSSIBLE.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (bt0mc)

22 The Police are time-severs, who will do whatever they are told to do. Pick one.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (bCLt0)

23 Is this the joint where that NY Chef had a great rant two nights ago, calling for 10,000 people to show up in the street on Wednesday?

I saw video of him on someone's twitter yesterday, but don't remember who/where.

Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (786Ro)

24 >>> The Police are our friends, and will back us up in resistance to tyranny.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (bCLt0)

=====

See? This guy gets it!


J/k

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM (4+gTH)

25 Posted in previous thread but didn't want it to get lost:

BREAKING: "Pfizer cuts COVID vaccine target by HALF"
Coupled with the FDA slow walking approval (and Pfizer delaying announcement of vaccine until AFTER election) the Establishment is obviously trying to slow walk the vaccine so they can give maximum credit to Bidens administration. Only explanation at this point.

https://tinyurl.com/y59xo8ll

Posted by: Nevyan at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM (a7HML)

26 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM (FYe3W)

27
The unpopular Susan Collins won state-wide in Maine but President Trump lost in Georgia??



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM (bt0mc)

28 26 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM (FYe3W)

Pro

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (bCLt0)

29 A jackbooted thug army stormed into a bar.

Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."

Jackbooted thug asks "Because we're jackbooted thugs?"

Bartender says "No, because you're wearing masks."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (hku12)

30 I think this is going to start happening more and more because people are just done with this shit.


Also, here, Horde, have some hotassery:

https://youtu.be/s3Nr-FoA9Ps

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (GbPPJ)

31 I hope Mac offers merch on his website.
Would buy.

Posted by: Zek at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (r4fw8)

32 >>> So I'm to believe biden got 81 million votes but lost BIG in Ohio, Florida, Iowa, and Missouri

=========

Exactly. Iowa. That went for Obarky. Twice.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (4+gTH)

33 So how long til the po-po bring in the busses to cart away all the people peacefully protesting the lockdown?

Tonight?
Posted by: Bete a


Send in the scoops!

Posted by: Soylent New Green Deal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (V6GAy)

34 BREAKING: "Pfizer cuts COVID vaccine target by HALF"
Coupled with the FDA slow walking approval (and Pfizer delaying announcement of vaccine until AFTER election) the Establishment is obviously trying to slow walk the vaccine so they can give maximum credit to Bidens administration. Only explanation at this point.

https://tinyurl.com/y59xo8ll
Posted by: Nevyan at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM (a7HML)
---
Covid could have been here as early as mid-September 2019, they now know from antibodies found in west-coast donated blood.

I think that might be one of the reasons why. The veil is coming off. We've been had.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (FYe3W)

35 >>>>>So I'm to believe biden got 81 million votes but lost BIG in Ohio, Florida, Iowa, and Missouri??

I've noticed some people saying that Ohio is now a red state.
No, it's a Trump state.

Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (UFgOG)

36 11
If the NYPD follows DeBolshevik's orders, I will not shed a tear when BLM clobber them with hate shakes.

They should be marching on Gracie Mansion and City Hall to arrest that lanky hunk of piss and the city council.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv)

I am already there after they kicked down the doors of people who had "too many people" worshiping in their home.

That the people were Jewish just underscored the historical parallel of where we are going, and which side law enforcement is likely to take in many areas.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (Ojki1)

37 Brown shirts are in this year

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 04:04 PM (F6ytP)

38 "Stormtroopers" is right.
At least they didn't throw the guy in a nursing home.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 04:04 PM (r+sAi)

39
30 I think this is going to start happening more and more because people are just done with this shit.


Also, here, Horde, have some hotassery:

https://youtu.be/s3Nr-FoA9Ps
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (GbPPJ)


You are right, I think, alex. Slowly, then all at once, most likely. The response to our resistance will be severe though.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:05 PM (bCLt0)

40 We might get surprised at what touches off a CWII. We're so focused on the election fraud.....

Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2020 04:05 PM (0jZnq)

41
"At a certain point, like people on the left like to say, our body, our choice."

But you're killing grandma's body!!!!

Posted by: Grouchy Fauci at December 03, 2020 04:05 PM (63Dwl)

42 I'm anti-metheus

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 04:05 PM (F6ytP)

43 The enemy cannot surprise you twice.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (FYe3W)


Third times a charm!

Posted by: Roman Generals at Cannae at December 03, 2020 04:05 PM (rpJFr)

44 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM (FYe3W)


I would invade Noomi Rapache's body, and populate it with alien babies all day long.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (hku12)

45 oh fuck off Newt...


Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (Y8GVo)

46 I think our bar and restaurant owners here are going to have to stand up to our fat DiBlasio wanna be mayor. He said on his weekly TV presser (that I avoid like the plague) that he's tired of being nice and polite to people not obeying his mask mandate. He's going to have mask patrols out enforcing his orders and making sure all businesses comply, and people OUTSIDE WALKING AROUND will also be fined if they refuse to wear masks.

Once again, progs. Give yourselves a hand.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

47
I kind of love Bill DeBlasio. If you set aside all of his actions that killed people, he's just like a pure caricature of a stupid, crooked ward heeler. Think of him in a bowtie and a rumpled 3-piece, handing out bar coupons to off-the-boat paddies on the docks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (BvLWD)

48 Violent mobs are the only thing these lefty city and state leaders understand, so good for them.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (bDqIh)

49 We'll never know. <<<<<<<
I am willing to believe he won MN too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (r+sAi)

50 Trump upped his 2016 vote tallies of blacks, Latinos, women, Asians, Muslims and queers----but LOST to Joe Biden?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (HrMC1)

51 and Missouri??

I've noticed some people saying that Ohio is now a red state.
No, it's a Trump state.
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (UFgOG)

____

Other than 1960, no candidate has lost FL and OH and won the presidency. And in 1960 that only happened because JFK had the election stolen for him in IL.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (22mNy)

52 Are these NYPD?

between peekung into Jewish homes for unauthorized religious gatherings and thus, they seem.to gave gone full jackboot

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (nUhF0)

53 Love this response...is this our CaliGirl?


Cali Girl
@GooseGanderMom
·
8h
Replying to
@newtgingrich
The weak GOP deserves to be crippled...

They will fight for Senate seats but unwilling to fight for 75 million Americans...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (Y8GVo)

54 A 'Public House'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (y7ppq)

55 Just visited Macs Gofundme (run by Dan Presti the owner). I urge Morons to go and do likewise.

Posted by: Zek at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (r4fw8)

56 Time for a beer party instead of tea party?

Or just throw DeBlasio into the water

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (ifmtJ)

57 Who betrayed Bond in Casino Royale?

Some people are pro-Vesper.
Some people are pro-Mathis.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (XT1Mf)

58 The enemy cannot surprise you twice.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:00 PM (FYe3W)


Only the otters

Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (786Ro)

59 The Police are time-severs, who will do whatever they are told to do. Pick one.
Posted by: tubal



The police are going to do whatever the powers-that-be in charge of their pensions say to do.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (S3Inb)

60 Wait, what is the woman's name? I keep seeing on review 'Nomi Rapeface' which does not seem like a proper name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (y7ppq)

61 Sophia Loren makes me feel funny in my no-no place

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (F6ytP)

62 This is in my neck of the woods. Right around the corner of where I get my hair cut and a 7-11 I frequent.
Took a drive by it last night after the protest started (work kept me at it until 6 or so) and the street was blocked off from Hylan Blvd to North Railroad Avenue. Saw a lot of American flags flying and people cheering. Also a lot of police.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (uyKdz)

63
The Police are our friends, and will back us up in resistance to tyranny.

The same Police that made sure conservatives had to walk by BLM/ Antifa types when they were protesting so they got assaulted? The same Police that let BLM/Antifa assault conservatives?

If you are a liberal, yes the police are your friends and will back you up. I am not a liberal.

Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (ZCiJZ)

64 28 26 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM (FYe3W)

Pro
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (bCLt0)

Mee

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (4tiP2)

65 I kind of love Bill DeBlasio. If you set aside all of his actions that killed people, he's just like a pure caricature of a stupid, crooked ward heeler. Think of him in a bowtie and a rumpled 3-piece, handing out bar coupons to off-the-boat paddies on the docks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (BvLWD)

No, he's far stupider by several degrees than those shrewd, canny Tammany guys....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (HrMC1)

66 54 A 'Public House'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (y7ppq)

Jah..a Pub

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (ifmtJ)

67 Time for a beer party instead of tea party?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (ifmtJ)
---
Where "The Boston Harbor" is re-defined as my gullet.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (FYe3W)

68 45 oh fuck off Newt...


Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (Y8GVo)

Remember how the Contract With America had term limits as part of its selling point, and then you ditched that like Day 1 Newt?

You are part of the problem.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

69 I might have to mosey on over the Verazzano and check this out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJv)

Be more than happy to meet up with you a tip a jar if you do.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (uyKdz)

70 Just wait until you can't enter a bar or restaurant until you show your official vaccine papers. It's coming.

Posted by: brak at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (cG+eD)

71 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM

=====

Pro
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM


Do? No. Re? No. Ahhh...

Me

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (DMUuz)

72 "5
>>> Hundreds Gather to Support the Bar

=====



More of this, please.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 03:58 PM (4+gTH)"

They're trying hard in the US, the UK, Australia, Canada, and several EU nations to get the right to start a fight, as a pretext for cracking down.

But yes, more of this, regardless.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (EEVQU)

73 https://tinyurl.com/y3t7a7am

ace, have you seen the clip of the guy that I think organized, or at least promoted the public house protest? "If they fear you, they don't fuck with you". Need more like him.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (oh+79)

74 >> he's tired of being nice and polite to people not obeying his mask mandate. He's going to have mask patrols out enforcing his orders and making sure all businesses comply, and people OUTSIDE WALKING AROUND will also be fined if they refuse to wear masks.


He started the year with no bail for criminals and is ending it with mask fines.

Well done, de Blasio, you have officially made criminals free and free citizens criminals.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

75 This ties in nicely with my willow'd comment, there are more of us than there are of them:

This. He WON, despite his personality losing him the Karens and the lovers of mask theater fear porn. He drew at least ten million more votes than last time, and drew more minorities and women and staunch democrats.

I know it's dispiriting right now, but what the coup is trying to make us forget is there are far more citizens willing to MAGA than there are the corrupt politicians and the Karen BLM gestapo. He built a new coalition, garnered a MAGA mandate from the citizens. The acknowledgment of that coalition is what is being stolen, but the spirit of it still exists, if we let it.

Posted by: LizLem at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (Rbfr/)

76 The Police are our friends, and will back us up in resistance to tyranny.
In the Michigan testimony last night, Detroit GOP pollwatchers were led off in handcuffs.


Handcuffs.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (Y8GVo)

77 Pro
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (bCLt0)

Mee
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (4tiP2)
---
La-thee

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (FYe3W)

78 71 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM

=====

Pro
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM

Do? No. Re? No. Ahhh...

Me
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (DMUuz)

The

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

79 @AirAssets 1 Dec
The supposed raid was a data center we own and run by Air Force and Marines

United States Air Force
402d Intelligence Squadron, Darmstadt Dagger Complex, Germany
Lt Col Mark Jones Commander

United States Marines Corps
Detachment 1, Delta Company
Marine Cryptologic Support Battalion

Posted by: Make it what you will at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (BBWrU)

80 Who betrayed Bond in Casino Royale?

Some people are pro-Vesper.
Some people are pro-Mathis.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (XT1Mf)

Both betrayed him. Or is that your point?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (5FCda)

81 26 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
-------------------
Ghost Ship has your six.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (vI2EZ)

82 Fook it


I gunna go look at some bewbs at The Chive for a little bit

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (GIeIM)

83 I saw an interview last night with the lawyer and he point out that a block and a half away indoor dining was JUST FINE.

and block and a fucking half.

also, he noted that the side of staten island that was shut down just so happened to PERFECTLY match up to the side voting against democrats...

nope, nothing suspicious at all about that.

nothing to see here...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (8D42x)

84 60 Wait, what is the woman's name? I keep seeing on review 'Nomi Rapeface' which does not seem like a proper name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (y7ppq)

Well I maintain she's not a proper actress

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (ifmtJ)

85 That is statistically and logically and realistically IMPOSSIBLE.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:01 PM (bt0mc)

The 'official' count has 155 million people voting this past election (81mil Badfinger/74mil Trump).

That is over 27 million more than ever voted before in a national election. I'm questioning if there are 155 million eligible voters in the US.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum) at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (l7Kbv)

86 45 oh fuck off Newt...


Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America
____

I wonder if his appearance fees on Fox will be trimmed now that Fox's audience is down 30%.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (22mNy)

87
81 26 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
-------------------
Ghost Ship has your six.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (vI2EZ)


Uh oh

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (bCLt0)

88 biden won 200 less counties than obama, yet got 20 million more votes. cromulent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (r+sAi)

89 >>>If you are a liberal, yes the police are your friends and will back you up. I am not a liberal.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (ZCiJZ)

======

You are not wrong. But pretty sure that post was sarcasm.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (4+gTH)

90 Also, here, Horde, have some hotassery:



https://youtu.be/s3Nr-FoA9Ps


Said it before and I'll say it again. There is nothing in this world like big titted Italian girls.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (+ya+t)

91 oh fuck off Newt...


Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America


Posted by: deplorable unperson

Newt is right. Georgia had a primary. You should have run your best candidate. People like you have no strategy othter than "let it burn".

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (zr5Kq)

92 Tell me again Trump lost NY state.



Tell me again people voted for More Of This Shit in a historic, record-smashing 81 million-voter turnout for biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 03:59 PM (bt0mc)

President Trump won almost 75% of the counties that make up New York State. All the more reason to enact an electoral college type system for Federal, Governor and US Senate races.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (uyKdz)

93 78 71 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM

=====

Pro
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM

Do? No. Re? No. Ahhh...

Me
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (DMUuz)

The
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (Zm+LZ)


Aerosmith

Posted by: Cock Block at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (F6ytP)

94 @17
We'll never know the true story but Trump got 500k more votes in NY, but the Meat Puppet was able to best Hillary's tally by nearly 800k votes giving him a 60/38 pct victory.


Bottom line this election was completely fraudulent.

And that's the name of that tune.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (amroL)

95 72 "5
>>> Hundreds Gather to Support the Bar


...

I hope they threw snowballs at the redcoats.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (yL25O)

96 79 @AirAssets 1 Dec
The supposed raid was a data center we own and run by Air Force and Marines

United States Air Force
402d Intelligence Squadron, Darmstadt Dagger Complex, Germany
Lt Col Mark Jones Commander

United States Marines Corps
Detachment 1, Delta Company
Marine Cryptologic Support Battalion

Posted by: Make it what you will at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (BBWrU)

Someone probably thought they saw a noose.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)

97 Are these NYPD?



between peekung into Jewish homes for unauthorized religious gatherings and thus, they seem.to gave gone full jackboot.
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (nUhF0)


Gone jackboot my ass. Again, as I said last thread, the best thing Trump got done was the dropping of the masks. Yet - some here simply refuse to see.

Know any cops that openly stood up, went through their union maybe, and declared they wouldn't enforce this shit ? Then they're good peeps. Know any that didn't make a fuss, but turned their head and let this shit slide ? Also good peeps - just as good, as a matter of fact. But any cop still enforcing this shit is not good peeps. They are, in fact, part of the problem.

And blind enforcement of any edict given to them has been the stock and trade of a certain brand of cop for a long, long time.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (g8Y0s)

98 I think this is going to start happening more and more because people are just done with this shit.


Also, here, Horde, have some hotassery:

https://youtu.be/s3Nr-FoA9Ps
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (GbPPJ)

Never underestimate the power of jiggly italiano mambo. Hysteria optional.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (U2+zT)

99 Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America


Newt's right.
As bad as GOPe is, it will be far worse if the Dems take the two seats

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (HrMC1)

100 >>> https://tinyurl.com/y3t7a7am
ace, have you seen the clip of the guy that I think organized, or at least promoted the public house protest? "If they fear you, they don't fuck with you". Need more like him. Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (oh+79)

He is glorious. Hopefully more citizens take his lead.

Hold. The. Line.

Posted by: LizLem at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (Rbfr/)

101
I think that might be one of the reasons why. The veil is coming off. We've been had.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (FYe3W)


I hope you aren't including me with your "we". I ( among a few others here) saw the scam on day one.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (iXzWX)

102 If we accept the election being stolen Newt, the Democracy is not merely crippled, it is destroyed.

I keep wondering if I am not seeing something someone else does. They stole the fucking election. They are planning to steal the runoffs. If you accept these two as true, then what does it matter if someone votes or not? The outcome is already determined if they are cheating. It always will be.

I am not saying do not vote in the runoffs, I am saying we cannot accept the other, much larger issue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (y7ppq)

103 In what could be described as an undercover sting, plainclothes New York City Sheriff's deputies entered the bar, ordered food in exchange for a mandatory $40 donation, which led to the arrest of Co-owner, Danny Presti, 34, who was charged with obstruction of governmental administration and charges stemming from unauthorized food and beverage service, he was taken away in handcuffs Tuesday night.




Cops have stood by and watched BLM/Antifa riot and loot. They've watched Trump supporters AND people at Back the Blue events get attacked and did nothing. And now they are Stasi for scum politicians who hate them. Fck them and their precious pensions.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (bXthM)

104
Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America


Posted by: deplorable unperson



Fuckyou, newt.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (bt0mc)

105 https://tinyurl.com/y3t7a7am

ace, have you seen the clip of the guy that I think organized, or at least promoted the public house protest? "If they fear you, they don't fuck with you". Need more like him.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (oh+79)


Pine Barrens, thank you that's what my comment #23 was asking about!


ps, I'm not Ace. Not even Susan either

Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (786Ro)

106
>> he's tired of being nice and polite to people not obeying his
mask mandate. He's going to have mask patrols out enforcing his orders
and making sure all businesses comply, and people OUTSIDE WALKING AROUND
will also be fined if they refuse to wear masks.

He started the year with no bail for criminals and is ending it with mask fines.



Well done, de Blasio, you have officially made criminals free and free citizens criminals.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (bDqIh)
-------------------------

Lizzy, this isn't in NYC. It's in formerly red, now deep blue, Savannah, GA. And our idiot mayor is originally from NYC and is besties with Andrew Cuomo. You can't make this shit up. Thanks, locusts!

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

107 77 Pro
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (bCLt0)

Mee
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (4tiP2)
---
La-thee
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (FYe3W)

78 71 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM

=====

Pro
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM

Do? No. Re? No. Ahhh...

Me
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (DMUuz)

The
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

We? You? I? Him?

Hmm...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 04:12 PM (4tiP2)

108 Time for a beer party instead of tea party?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (ifmtJ)
---
Where "The Boston Harbor" is re-defined as my gullet.

Posted by: Axeman


Doses of "vaccine" being thrown in a nearby waterway.

Alternately just a pallet of Corona (the "beer").

Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 03, 2020 04:12 PM (OUMaO)

109 89

You are not wrong. But pretty sure that post was sarcasm.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (4+gTH)



Heh. Jut a little bit. Actually it was bitter dark mordant sarcasm.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:12 PM (bCLt0)

110 You can only really "back the blue" in a moral state.

History doesn't always show us the best of state enforcers.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:12 PM (FYe3W)

111
McConnell will confirm ALL of biden's noms.
McConnell will confirm ALL of the House's bills.


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:12 PM (bt0mc)

112 Also, here, Horde, have some hotassery:

https://youtu.be/s3Nr-FoA9Ps
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (GbPPJ)


Thumbs up for Sophia.

SEVERE thumbs down for Bette Midler.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2020 04:12 PM (2JVJo)

113 Time for these clowns to learn who holds the power in this country. It is and always will be We the People

Posted by: iandeal at December 03, 2020 04:12 PM (vgGyZ)

114
The Police are our friends, and will back us up in resistance to tyranny.
In the Michigan testimony last night, Detroit GOP pollwatchers were led off in handcuffs.


thank you for your service! we back the blue!

Posted by: brak at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (cG+eD)

115 Posted by: LizLem at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (Rbfr/)

This is what I don't understand. The media would like us to believe that he got beat 100 million to 6 and that him holding on to some hope of winning is beyond ludicrous. People are falling for it.

If you (royal version) found out before the election that his numbers would be what they were, you'd be ecstatic. Nobody would be second guessing the guy.

He crushed.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

116 **Reads post**

Well, I was sorta hoping for a boobies post, but a booze and civil disobedience post is not bad, either.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (dfRN6)

117 no more food for the state

Posted by: x at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (0tE/i)

118 If I'm not mistaken, the police only answer to the dumb-fuck mayor.

Choose your mayor wisely.

Mayor de Blasio should be giving handjobs at the downtown Greyhound bus terminal to warm up his constituency for crack and anal sex.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (WOYcU)

119 FUCK DA POLICE

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (22mNy)

120 too bad they won't be able to vote their way out of this...

nor will anyone else in this country.

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (8zGKp)

121 Something like this happened in Buffalo, IIRC, a couple of weeks ago. Cuomo's public health goon squad showed up and all of the business owners in the area refused them entry and told them to come back with warrants.

More, please.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (hYcqw)

122 Pro-me, anti-us.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (FYe3W)

123 >>charged with obstruction of governmental administration


Fuck You, that's a Right.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (JF4yV)

124 I live on Staten Island. I may stop in and give Mac's some business...er...donations.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (tEsMf)

125 they seem.to gave gone full jackboot

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (nUhF0)

It's not your father's and grandfather's NYPD. They have had an aggressive affirmative action hiring process, and they pay for shit at the entry level.


So they have a lot of cops who think Alexandra Donkey-Chompers is just peachy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (xT2tT)

126 He started the year with no bail for criminals and is ending it with mask fines.

Well done, de Blasio, you have officially made criminals free and free citizens criminals.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (bDqIh)


Didn't the NY state legislature do away with bail?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (GbPPJ)

127 116 **Reads post**

Well, I was sorta hoping for a boobies post, but a booze and civil disobedience post is not bad, either.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (dfRN6)

==========

If Ace isn't going to use the Quarantine Thread to highlight the goddess of sex, Anita Ekberg, then the next movie thread is Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (NWM+b)

128 78 71 Now, last thread the word "Prometheus" started coming up more and more at the end.

Let's not have that happen on this one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:02 PM

=====

Pro
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM

Do? No. Re? No. Ahhh...

Me
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 04:08 PM (DMUuz)

The
Posted by: Warlord Someguy

==

you + me =

US

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (nUhF0)

129 Newt:

Come on guys, don't go home!

We promise you can kick the football this time!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (F6ytP)

130
Even if we flip the House in 2022, so fucking what?

Mail-In ballots are here to stay. Forever. Unchecked.

Republicans will be extinct in 5 election cycles.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (bt0mc)

131 Well I maintain she's not a proper actress
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (ifmtJ)

I have never seen her in anything other than reviews of movies I did not bother to watch, so I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (y7ppq)

132 Watching Rudy's channel, walking us thru the Constitution and this election. He's very good.

https://youtu.be/81hlgki4hk0

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (3fR4G)

133 GEORGIA:

https://mobile.twitter.com/iheartmindy/
status/1334577999887233025

2,056 felons illegally voted
66,248 under 18 voted
2,423 weren't registered at all
1,043 used a PO Box
4,926 voted past the reg. date
10,315 died before the election
395 voted in two states
15,700 moved out of state
40,279 changed county and didn't re-register to vote

(Video)

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (KsNSa)

134 Newt is right. Georgia had a primary. You should
have run your best candidate. People like you have no strategy othter
than "let it burn".

Posted by: runner


You don't know a fucking thing about me.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (Y8GVo)

135 If I'm not mistaken, the police only answer to the dumb-fuck mayor.

Choose your mayor wisely.

Mayor de Blasio should be giving handjobs at the downtown Greyhound bus terminal to warm up his constituency for crack and anal sex.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at


That he fucks them over at will and they still do his bidding speaks very poorly for New York's "Finest" circa 2020.

Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (OUMaO)

136
Know any cops that openly stood up, went through their union maybe, and declared they wouldn't enforce this shit ? Then they're good peeps. Know any that didn't make a fuss, but turned their head and let this shit slide ? Also good peeps - just as good, as a matter of fact. But any cop still enforcing this shit is not good peeps. They are, in fact, part of the problem.

-------

I'm pretty much there. If you're a decent cop in one of these blue city PDs where the mayor and the chief tell you to let Communists run wild, ransacking at will, but to ruthlessly enforce these ludicrous Kovidiktats from City Hall, then I think you need to reconsider your place of employment, if not your line of work.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (BvLWD)

137 I don't really understand what these protests accomplish. I get civil disobedience that requires the state to arrest and prosecute you. And I get mob violence. Get in the sense of understanding how they seek to achieve their aims. But what do protests do? If the Tea Party is an indication, no much. I'm happy to be sold on being wrong.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (H5knJ)

138 Axeman: "The enemy cannot surprise you twice."

That all depends quite honestly. There are those who remain who want to be surprised again. Plausible deniability in action. The country seems to experience too many "surprises" for it not to be entrenched interests whose interests continue to conflict with honest, law-abiding, taxpaying citizens' interests. They make even the mafia look better.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (HhXSr)

139 I know and have known Po Po's. They view us as " civilians", and are a closed club. Always so, on the job.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (bCLt0)

140 You can't throw Deblahblaho in the river.

I'm pretty sure NY has laws about toxic waste.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (FYe3W)

141 Willowed:

Don't think about Prometheus.

Posted by: Axeman




*Tom Selleck voice*

"Ask your doctor if Prometheus is right for you. Prometheus is known to cause explosive diarrhea, insanity, impotence, alcoholism, death by cranial-fecal impaction, and general malaise. Do not take Prometheus if you enjoy science fiction and/or action movies. Prolonged exposure of children to Prometheus may cause patricide/matricide. Only take Prometheus with a written prescription from your doctor.

Prometheus: The Cure For What Ails Ya."
Posted by: Sharkman

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (BM2fS)

142 Wait, what is the woman's name? I keep seeing on review 'Nomi Rapeface' which does not seem like a proper name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:07 PM (y7ppq)


You needn't concern yourself with the proper spelling or pronunciation of her name. You happen to be speaking about the future mother of my alien babies, and therefore this does not concern you or your species.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (hku12)

143 Man, so I got a new job and now am going through the emotional and practical exhaustion of giving notice to a place where I have worked for around a decade and itemizing everything I do and making recommendations for handoff to other people.

I do a lot. I am up to six lists of stuff. It's daunting. I have never quit a job before (I've been dropped from the schedule, laid off or fired - but I've never quit) and this is all new to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)

144 Just wait until you can't enter a bar or restaurant until you show your official vaccine papers. It's coming.

Posted by: brak


Buy or sell. Aka, Mark of the Beast.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (S3Inb)

145 2nd video is blocked for me. The YouTube Stasi are already on it.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (22mNy)

146 Deblasio: Loot and destroy, A-OK. Open your business: To the gallows!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (r+sAi)

147 Mini Metheus

Posted by: Grouchy Fauci at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (63Dwl)

148 Holy shit this testimony!!

People walking around with the special ballot paper taking coffee orders on them.
ACLU and BLM are very bad. Very very bad.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (KsNSa)

149 >>@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America
- - - -


Translation: The GOPe can stand back and let the Left steal Trump's win from his voters, but it's beyond the pale to suggest Trump's voters stand back and let the Left steal the GOPe Senators' win.

Newt can f$#@ right off.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

150 Someone asked about Fox (might have been last thread) -
The truth ...

Fox News Ratings Collapse Monday- 5 Week Losses:

Ingraham -59%
McCallum -58%
Cavuto -56%
Sandra -56%
Baier -54%
Hannity -54%
Carlson -51%
Perino -50%

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (+2xjH)

151 People like you have no strategy other
than "let it burn".



Posted by: runner


And people like you will never stop playing a rigged game. You are the perfect mark. Absolutely perfect.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (g8Y0s)

152 141 You can't throw Deblahblaho in the river.

I'm pretty sure NY has laws about toxic waste.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (FYe3W)

Both rivers are Superfund sites. That ship has sailed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (xfb67)

153 Climate Change Nancy's boy Newt telling folks to vote in GA?

I'm sure he's already called loudly for Kemp to convene a special session and void the certification?

Please tell me fight, fight, fighter Newt has done that.

Did he forget to put that in his Franklin Planner "to do" today?

Or has he joined with Double E Wide Erik attacking Wood as a Democrat for wondering why the GOP refuses to support Trump?

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (aO8Gd)

154 when Rudy was mayor, NYPD were lauded as heroes

fish rots from the head

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (nUhF0)

155 144 Man, so I got a new job and now am going through the emotional and practical exhaustion of giving notice to a place where I have worked for around a decade and itemizing everything I do and making recommendations for handoff to other people.

I do a lot. I am up to six lists of stuff. It's daunting. I have never quit a job before (I've been dropped from the schedule, laid off or fired - but I've never quit) and this is all new to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)

____

Stop. You owe your employer nothing other than 2-3 weeks notice.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (22mNy)

156 Its not a civil war until the shooting starts some say.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (9sWOw)

157 Go to DeBlasios Haunted Castle and hold a Protest and call for his removal as Mayor

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (FLiOE)

158 @138
Eureka, I've got it!!!!!

We shall vote!!!

But seriously, as we have seen if we are going to get the change we desire, we need to take to the streets in number that have never been seen.

Anything less is masturbation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (amroL)

159 You needn't concern yourself with the proper spelling or pronunciation of her name. You happen to be speaking about the future mother of my alien babies, and therefore this does not concern you or your species.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (hku12)

Ooooook.

You are not going all Winona/BSG on us, are you Burt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (y7ppq)

160
Doses of "vaccine" being thrown in a nearby waterway.

Alternately just a pallet of Corona (the "beer").
Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 03, 2020 04:12 PM (OUMa

Not bad. Now you're thinking out of the box. I like it.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (iXzWX)

161 Thank you, AtC

Boobs are always worth it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (ifmtJ)

162 Do these scenes help or hurt Trump?

The Revolutionary War (the War of Colonial Aggression, lol) was won on very, very thin margins. You think opposition to the draft during Vietnam was bad, look up the New York draft riots during the Civil War (which was not a civil war but a rebellion). A Republic if you can keep it is not kept by impressing a substantial part of the population into that form of government at the earliest urging. A Republic-if-you-can-keep-it is the kind that can only be kept, at this junction, by opening the eyes of a sufficient number of people and only invoking certain powers at the last, possible moment, if necessary. Trump has to be right and be seen as right and not just by people here.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (KAi1n)

163 Republicans will be extinct in 5 election cycles.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (bt0mc)

No, they can pay Dominion just like the Dems do. Democracy, however, is extinct.

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (qpKia)

164


The media coverage of this is just sickening.

Of course, the angle is that the BLM protests never happened.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (lg/F7)

165 151 Someone asked about Fox (might have been last thread) -
The truth ...

Fox News Ratings Collapse Monday- 5 Week Losses:

Ingraham -59%
McCallum -58%
Cavuto -56%
Sandra -56%
Baier -54%
Hannity -54%
Carlson -51%
Perino -50%
--------------------
Sweet. Imagine Disney offering 50% less for Fox. Way to go smart kids.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (vI2EZ)

166 Stop. You owe your employer nothing other than 2-3 weeks notice.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (22mNy)
+++++++++++
They have been very good to me over the years and I am leaving without bad blood or burnt bridges. My industry has a helluva revolving door and I want to leave on good terms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (hYcqw)

167 Anything less is masturbation.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (amroL)

But I like masturbation....

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (xfb67)

168
You should have run your best candidate.

------

Sure. About that...

Posted by: Chris McDaniel at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (BvLWD)

169 Said it before and I'll say it again. There is nothing in this world like big titted Italian girls.
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 04:10 PM (+ya+t)


On the udder hand, the older they get, the harder they fall.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (hku12)

170 145 Just wait until you can't enter a bar or restaurant until you show your official vaccine papers. It's coming.

Posted by: brak


Buy or sell. Aka, Mark of the Beast.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (S3Inb)

Yep. It's...weird seeing it happen in real time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)

171 >>> I live on Staten Island. I may stop in and give Mac's some business...er...donations.
Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (tEsMf)

Good for you.

I was so sad when Staten Island went blue-ish last election; it's traditionally been staunchly red. But the rampant election fraud is making me question that shift now. Do you think your borough is still solidly red, the election fraud falsely turning it blue? Or is the blue shift real?

Posted by: LizLem at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (Rbfr/)

172 I get that people don't trolls and I admit I've been annoyed and sometimes rude to posters here too, but with regular posters can people try to avoiding insulting them every single day because they don't agree with your POV on whether people should or should not vote for the Republicans in GA? People on the left want the people who are Pro fair elections and pro Trump to be at each others 'throats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (WkPC9)

173 Man, so I got a new job and now am going through the emotional and practical exhaustion of giving notice to a place where I have worked for around a decade and itemizing everything I do and making recommendations for handoff to other people.

I do a lot. I am up to six lists of stuff. It's daunting. I have never quit a job before (I've been dropped from the schedule, laid off or fired - but I've never quit) and this is all new to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix




I know what you are going thru.

I've been with mine 31 years. Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise, it'll be 41 when I leave.

Already have written down "desk procedures" in case of absence. But it's been written over the last five years or so.

Take it one small chunk at a time.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (S3Inb)

174 If only there was a book that foretold of things like this as a warning.

Posted by: Revelations at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (V6GAy)

175 2,056 felons illegally voted
66,248 under 18 voted
2,423 weren't registered at all
1,043 used a PO Box
4,926 voted past the reg. date
10,315 died before the election
395 voted in two states
15,700 moved out of state
40,279 changed county and didn't re-register to vote

(Video)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (KsNSa)
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Yeah but we're still good.

Posted by: He Who Counts the Votes at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (FYe3W)

176 Indian media is ecstatic about the bill passed unanimously by the senate today.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (22mNy)

177 Gov. Nuisance here in CA is trying to lock us up.. In My County we never really un-locked

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (Zmnko)

178 And people like you will never stop playing a rigged game. You are the perfect mark. Absolutely perfect.
Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (g8Y0s)


Who the hell are you ?

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (zr5Kq)

179
168 Anything less is masturbation.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (amroL)

But I like masturbation....
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (xfb67)

Where DID Pete get to, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (bCLt0)

180 79 @AirAssets 1 Dec

The supposed raid was a data center we own and run by Air Force and Marines



United States Air Force

402d Intelligence Squadron, Darmstadt Dagger Complex, Germany

Lt Col Mark Jones Commander



United States Marines Corps

Detachment 1, Delta Company

Marine Cryptologic Support Battalion



Posted by: Make it what you will at December 03, 2020 04:09 PM (BBWrU)



I just went through that @AirAssets account and no such tweet appears from Dec. 1.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (CQ3Qb)

181 @realchrisrufo 2m
SCOOP: San Diego Unified School District is forcing teachers to attend "white privilege" training, in which teachers are told "you are racist" and "you are upholding racist ideas, structures, and policies."

The leaked documents from the training session will shock you

2. The training begins with a "land acknowledgement," in which the teachers are asked to accept that they are colonizers living on stolen Native American land. Then they are told they will experience "guilt, anger, apathy, [and] closed-mindedness" because of their "white fragility."

[thread in progress]

Posted by: I think I'm shock-proof by now at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (BBWrU)

182 Remember kids: Santa is fun, but the real reason for Christmas is radical feminism: https://tinyurl.com/y3fdqjzq

Posted by: Bert G at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (OMsf+)

183 Why does Newt think that there will be a fair tabulation?
Quick, somebody tell him the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (r+sAi)

184 Mini Metheus

Posted by: Grouchy Fauci at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (63Dwl)

Is this what it's called when a viewer watches that movie on a cell phone screen?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (VcFUs)

185 "Know any cops that openly stood up, went through their union maybe, and declared they wouldn't enforce this shit ? Then they're good peeps."

I read about an occasional Sherriff's Office declaring that they won't enforce certain diktats, but those public refusals are few and far between.

But, yes, far, far too many "just follow orders". Now I do appreciate the predicament they are in having to personally stand the wall for "the people" as opposed to for their political peers, but sometimes you have to commit to your oath. We have domestic enemies in power and they must be opposed. Then we need to set that as the minimal standard and move next to arresting those who declare illegal laws.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (HhXSr)

186 Stop. You owe your employer nothing other than 2-3 weeks notice.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (22mNy)


Fuck that noise. They can fire you on a whim with no severance. Two weeks notice is something you give if the parting is amicable - for example, one is leaving a good gig for a better gig. They ain't owed shit.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (g8Y0s)

187
President Trump knows Barr is a rotten piece of shit:


https://youtu.be/G8zP2StiWKo?t=120

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (bt0mc)

188 127 116 **Reads post**

Well, I was sorta hoping for a boobies post, but a booze and civil disobedience post is not bad, either.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 03, 2020 04:13 PM (dfRN6)

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If Ace isn't going to use the Quarantine Thread to highlight the goddess of sex, Anita Ekberg, then the next movie thread is Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (NWM+b)

Either way, I win.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (ifmtJ)

189 182 @realchrisrufo 2m
SCOOP: San Diego Unified School District is forcing teachers to attend "white privilege" training, in which teachers are told "you are racist" and "you are upholding racist ideas, structures, and policies."

The leaked documents from the training session will shock you

2. The training begins with a "land acknowledgement," in which the teachers are asked to accept that they are colonizers living on stolen Native American land. Then they are told they will experience "guilt, anger, apathy, [and] closed-mindedness" because of their "white fragility."

[thread in progress]
Posted by: I think I'm shock-proof by now at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (BBWrU)

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Seriously...

Join your local school board.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (NWM+b)

190


I dunno, did you see the end of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?

These business owners have nothing left to lose.
They shut down again it's over, so they are delivering what is likely one last FU to either go out in a blaze of glory or whip up enough of an ugly PR problem for the tyrants for them to back off on the shutdown order.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

191 You needn't concern yourself with the proper spelling or pronunciation of her name. You happen to be speaking about the future mother of my alien babies, and therefore this does not concern you or your species.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (hku12)

Ooooook.

You are not going all Winona/BSG on us, are you Burt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (y7ppq)


Hell no, I'm just having fun with the alien babies concept.

To be honest, I don't really think she's all that. I mean, she's alright, but really.

If it comes to it, you'll have to pry my Alison Brie from my cold dead fingers.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (hku12)

192 155 when Rudy was mayor, NYPD were lauded as heroes

fish rots from the head
---------------------------------

Cops are their own worst enemy. Boot on the neck of those that support them. Get out of jail free card for those that want to kill them.

Fucking genius

Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (nzKWW)

193 167 Stop. You owe your employer nothing other than 2-3 weeks notice.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (22mNy)
+++++++++++
They have been very good to me over the years and I am leaving without bad blood or burnt bridges. My industry has a helluva revolving door and I want to leave on good terms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (hYcqw)

___

Absolutely don't burn bridges, I didn't mean that. I meant you had a contract with your employer. You performed work, they paid you. That contract is now over. You don't need to stress yourself out making lists or things like that.

I've quit more jobs than I can remember and a pleasant good-bye and good luck is all you need. Trust me, in 3 months nobody will remember you were even there. It's how the world works.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (22mNy)

194
You don't know a fucking thing about me.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (Y8GVo)

Don't have to. You have no strategy. What do you intend to accomplish by sitting home at this point, this late in the game? You are going to show them ? That is stupid beyond repair.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (zr5Kq)

195 192
If it comes to it, you'll have to pry my Alison Brie from my cold dead fingers.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (hku12)

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I think Dave Franco has a higher claim than you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (NWM+b)

196 This is what shuts down the democrat fascists. This is also what forces state legislators to do their jobs and send their proper electors. Take note. Get in their faces.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (kA3Cp)

197 Newt is right. Georgia had a primary. You should
have run your best candidate. People like you have no strategy othter
than "let it burn".

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If Newt was effective back in the day, we would not be here. He is a globalist shill.
I'm applying leverage to these candidates to speak out, demand an audit, back Trump, get active, arrest the riggers, or they can kiss my vote goodbye.
I'm not voting in a rigged fraudulent foreign and BLM/ACLU/AntiFa hacked and controlled election. This isn't difficult to understand.
They can work to earn my vote like they work as hard to get invited to their DC cocktail parties.

Are you even watching this testimony the last few hours in Georgia? This is insane. Every law and chain of custody rule was broken.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (KsNSa)

198 180
168 Anything less is masturbation.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:17 PM (amroL)

But I like masturbation....
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (xfb67)

Where DID Pete get to, anyway?
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (bCLt0)

He disappeared about the time I linked images of Brennah Black.

Hopefully he didn't dehydrate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)

199
I read about an occasional Sherriff's Office declaring that they won't enforce certain diktats, but those public refusals are few and far between.

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Here in CO, it started with our whacko Leftist weapons restrictions. Sheriffs in Northern CO publicly stated they'd decline to enforce it, and then a bunch of other rural counties followed suit.

Since then, there are breathless news reports with maps about how the government can't count on These Bad Counties in Red to do their bidding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 04:23 PM (BvLWD)

200 I just went through that @AirAssets account and no such tweet appears from Dec. 1.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM

And why do you think I have a computer clock in the same time zone as yours?

https://tinyurl.com/y5w2vrtq

Posted by: Or maybe I psy-op'ed it to make you look at December 03, 2020 04:23 PM (BBWrU)

201 187
Stop. You owe your employer nothing other than 2-3 weeks notice.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (22mNy)

Fuck
that noise. They can fire you on a whim with no severance. Two weeks
notice is something you give if the parting is amicable - for example,
one is leaving a good gig for a better gig. They ain't owed shit.




Posted by: Always Be Lurking

Hoo boy. This is state employment law. This is something lawyers who don't do this work stay away from. It is highly state-specific. In CA, an employer who fires an employee must pay them all accrued wages on the spot. Maybe it's even more employee-favorable. What if you have an employment agreement that says you have to give them 2 weeks notice or they can withhold your final paycheck? Don't practice law without a license.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2020 04:23 PM (KAi1n)

202
Also, I don't know that metheus is, but I'm pro-metheus.
Posted by: Axeman

Worst movie ever made.

Be anti-metheus.
Be better.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 03, 2020 04:23 PM (hc+Wy)

203 These business owners have nothing left to lose.
They shut down again it's over, so they are delivering what is likely one last FU to either go out in a blaze of glory or whip up enough of an ugly PR problem for the tyrants for them to back off on the shutdown order.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++
I see this on the Front Range in CO. Not the pushback, but the destruction. Many businesses - mostly restaurants, but also things like stationary stores - are starting to fail. They held on by their fingernails through the first shutdown, bleeding capital and keeping things around by force of will and hope for the future. Many many many of these will not survive Round Two.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:23 PM (hYcqw)

204 Cops are their own worst enemy. Boot on the neck of those that support them. Get out of jail free card for those that want to kill them.

Fucking genius
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (nzKWW)

Cops deserve criticism at times, but on this , you're way off.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:24 PM (HrMC1)

205 People on the left want the people who are Pro fair elections and pro Trump to be at each others 'throats.



These are the same characters who show up every time and whine that they will sit it out, because their favorite is not in the game. That happened in 2016 - imperfect Trump and perfect Cruz.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:24 PM (zr5Kq)

206 Know any cops that openly stood up, went through their union maybe, and declared they wouldn't enforce this shit ? Then they're good peeps."

I read about an occasional Sherriff's Office declaring that they won't enforce certain diktats, but those public refusals are few and far between.

But, yes, far, far too many "just follow orders". Now I do appreciate the predicament they are in having to personally stand the wall for "the people" as opposed to for their political peers, but sometimes you have to commit to your oath. We have domestic enemies in power and they must be opposed. Then we need to set that as the minimal standard and move next to arresting those who declare illegal laws.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel



Sheriff's take a stand because they are elected by the people they serve. Police chiefs are hired by the Mayor or City Council.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 04:24 PM (S3Inb)

207 Look, this is really fun and all but it's got to stop. I promised Mr. Murdoch it would stop and his audience would come back, and everything, and this protest stuff is really starting to stress him out. DO you have any idea how hard it is for me to keep giving that old guy his daily BJ if all you nutjobs keep protesting? He's somehow beginning to think maybe I called this whole election wrong!

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Corporate Director and Former Romney Huggle-Bunny at December 03, 2020 04:24 PM (szqvX)

208 Seems to me that Me-Theos would be blasphemy.

So, I would not say I'm Pro-Me-Theos.

Posted by: Axeman (Not Pro-Me-Theos) at December 03, 2020 04:24 PM (FYe3W)

209 America was born in a tavern.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 04:24 PM (6FeV1)

210 Don't have to. You have no strategy. What do you intend to accomplish by sitting home at this point, this late in the game? You are going to show them ? That is stupid beyond repair.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (zr5Kq)

No. The ball is in the GOPe and Purdue and Lady Mao's court. You have this backwards. They work to earn our vote. We are not their slaves and partners in crime and fraud.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:24 PM (KsNSa)

211
Anita Eckberg probably has the World's Greatest Tits in All of History.

Seriously, her girls are perfect.

But, 1960 Sophia Loren wins the Goddess of Sex title in All-Around ROOWWWOWWWRRRRRness.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (EERbD)

212 Well voting didn't work the way we thought it would.
Was it stolen? Was there fraud? Maybe, maybe not /s.

Obviously, the answer is to VOTE HARDER! next time.

The system still works, you just didn't vote hard enough last time.



What?! You're not going to let "them" win, are you??

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (z79tQ)

213 >>> 182 @realchrisrufo 2m
SCOOP: San Diego Unified School District is forcing teachers to attend "white privilege" training, in which teachers are told "you are racist" and "you are upholding racist ideas, structures, and policies."

Trump did an executive order banning this. They can be written up for it and lose funds. Report them to the website.

Posted by: LizLem at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (Rbfr/)

214 Watching this poll worker in Georgia on OAN, luckily there isn't any evidence about voter fraud because otherwise I would easily believe her.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (9sWOw)

215 Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America


Newt's right.
As bad as GOPe is, it will be far worse if the Dems take the two seats
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:11 PM (HrMC1)

I'm really starting to wonder about that since those fuckheads let the Lee bill pass.

seriously, why the fuck do we need more gop to stop the dems when they're just going to pass the dems wish list?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (8D42x)

216 If anyone thinks masks and lockdowns will end with a vaccine, you need to sit down and think this through.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (iXzWX)

217 178
Gov. Nuisance here in CA is trying to lock us up.. In My County we never really un-locked

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2020 04:19 PM (Zmnko)

A prison is a prison by any other name.

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (ynpvh)

218 (Then again, so was Nazi Germany, so.... meh?)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (6FeV1)

219 You don't know a fucking thing about me.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (Y8GVo)



Don't have to. You have no strategy. What do you intend to
accomplish by sitting home at this point, this late in the game? You are
going to show them ? That is stupid beyond repair.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (zr5Kq)

You do not know that about him either.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (946rW)

220 Sounds like we need a MoMe SI

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (4vNgL)

221 Unlike left wing protesters they won't get bailed out and treated with kid gloves by prosecutors. They will have the book thrown at them and the full weight of the police state leaning on them.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (HwiWi)

222 If it comes to it, you'll have to pry my Alison Brie from my cold dead fingers.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:21 PM (hku12)

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I think Dave Franco has a higher claim than you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (NWM+b)


This is MY fantasy world, and in my world, not only does Dave Franco not exist, but there was never even a Franco-Prussian war.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (hku12)

223 Lana Wood.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)

224 You know what kinda things gets started in bars right?

Something something putsch?

I mean there's some precedents to consider if you weren't a historically illiterate, lazy, lying, self absorbed communist ahole like deblasio.

Posted by: Tun Tavern at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (R76Bi)

225 My urine is unprotected.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (buTO7)

226 212
Anita Eckberg probably has the World's Greatest Tits in All of History.

Seriously, her girls are perfect.

But, 1960 Sophia Loren wins the Goddess of Sex title in All-Around ROOWWWOWWWRRRRRness.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (EERbD)

=========

Counterpoint:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y9oxrp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (NWM+b)

227 Lana (gave me) Wood.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)
++++++++++
Fixed it for myself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (hYcqw)

228 This lady is based af. Your urine is more secure than your vote!!!

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (KsNSa)

229 Cops should just provide mail in policing for shit like this. This is what happens on a Ghost Ship.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (vI2EZ)

230 If Newt was effective back in the day, we would not be here. He is a globalist shill.
I'm applying leverage to these candidates to speak out, demand an audit, back Trump, get active, arrest the riggers, or they can kiss my vote goodbye.
I'm not voting in a rigged fraudulent foreign and BLM/ACLU/AntiFa hacked and controlled election. This isn't difficult to understand.
They can work to earn my vote like they work as hard to get invited to their DC cocktail parties.

Are you even watching this testimony the last few hours in Georgia? This is insane. Every law and chain of custody rule was broken.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (KsNSa)

He was effective back in the day. Imperfect, but effective.

As far as every rule being broke - too late to be shocked. It happened. We know.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (zr5Kq)

231 @210
And it will die in a back room counting area in the Atlanta Vote Counting Center on or about January 5th.

Which is ironic.
Or possibly not.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (amroL)

232 Man, so I got a new job and now am going through the emotional and practical exhaustion of giving notice to a place where I have worked for around a decade and itemizing everything I do and making recommendations for handoff to other people.

I do a lot. I am up to six lists of stuff. It's daunting. I have never quit a job before (I've been dropped from the schedule, laid off or fired - but I've never quit) and this is all new to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)


Congrats on the new job, hope you can wrap and leave everyone on good terms. I totally get doing what you can and not cutting short. You never know when or who you're going to see on your way up or your way down.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (L8ADy)

233 I thought the Bushs would say some shit to keep us together. In this one spot with a big x on it.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (yTRuK)

234
then the next movie thread is Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Bring it! I can slag every stinking frame of that wretched abuse of celluloid!

Posted by: Gooshy at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (hc+Wy)

235 Newt is right. Georgia had a primary. You should
have run your best candidate. People like you have no strategy other

than "let it burn".

Posted by: runner



You don't know a fucking thing about me.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast





Georgia had a primary.

And in the General Election, Perdue ran against Ossoff (D) and Hazel (L).

Loeffler, however, ran against:

Bartell (I)
Buckley (I)
Collins (R)
Fortuin (G)
Grayson (R)
Greene (I)
James (D)
Johnson (R)
Johnson-Shealey (D)
Lieberman (D)
Slade (D)
Slowinski (L)
Stovall (I)
Tarver (D)
Taylor (R)
Warnock (D)
and
Winfield (D).

Gee, no wonder Loeffler didn't get 50% of the vote.

What's the point of a primary in GA, again?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (BM2fS)

236 >>> 2. The training begins with a "land acknowledgement," in which the teachers are asked to accept that they are colonizers living on stolen Native American land. Then they are told they will experience "guilt, anger, apathy, [and] closed-mindedness" because of their "white fragility."

[thread in progress]
Posted by: I think I'm shock-proof by now at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (BBWrU)



This is common now and has been added to pronoun identification. When speaking in a meeting on any subject you are required to first specify your pronoun and then second identify where you are geographically and which indigenous people you displaced and stole the land from. All speach begins with a struggle session. I'm not kidding. This is quite common in academia and is almost becoming mandatory. It will move from there into the corporate world.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (l6b3d)

237 So, perhaps our 'betters' have read history.

After all, the American Revolution pretty much started in a Tavern!

Close all the Bars and no Revolution!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (d9rwJ)

238 You don't know a fucking thing about me.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:14 PM (Y8GVo)



Don't have to. You have no strategy. What do you intend to
accomplish by sitting home at this point, this late in the game? You are
going to show them ? That is stupid beyond repair.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (zr5Kq)


Yep - absolutely the perfect mark. Not only are you still shilling for the GOP -you're doing "the thing". Bitching, cajoling, badgering - whatever it takes - to get others to back the GOP with you.

Watch this - I'll turn your rhetoric back on you. What do YOU hope to accomplish by supporting the party that doesn't support you ? The party that continues to give you failure theater ? That's not a strategy, either. That's the textbook definition of insanity - same action, with an expectation of a different result.

Why - that's stupid beyond repair.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (g8Y0s)

239 Mathis was innocent, Vesper had betrayed Bond. Go watch the next movie Collander Quantum of Solace.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (XT1Mf)

240 224 Lana Wood.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0

Lana Turner > Lana Wood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (F6ytP)

241 seriously, why the fuck do we need more gop to stop the dems when they're just going to pass the dems wish list?
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (8D42x)

This is the entire point.

When these politicians say, "if you don't vote, we won't win!", the voters are waking up to the fact that they are not in any way included in that "we".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (6FeV1)

242 Lainie Kazan.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (bCLt0)

243 >>This lady is based af. Your urine is more secure than your vote!!!

She does tend to go on and on.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)

244 Smokeshow!!! Grace!!! 22 year old hottie.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (KsNSa)

245 Are you even watching this testimony the last few hours in Georgia? This is insane. Every law and chain of custody rule was broken.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (KsNSa)


It never stops. I don't see how it's possible any fucking court can look at this and say "them's the breaks".

*Following* the law seems to be a forgotten art, but they never lose their taste for creating new laws.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (L8ADy)

246 I said, "my body, my choice" to a leftist in a store early on in this Takedown of America fiasco.

She was so huffy after that, I just can't imagine why.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (Rbu5d)

247 Loeffler, however, ran against:

Bartell (I)
Buckley (I)
Collins (R)
Fortuin (G)
Grayson (R)
Greene (I)
James (D)
Johnson (R)
Johnson-Shealey (D)
Lieberman (D)
Slade (D)
Slowinski (L)
Stovall (I)
Tarver (D)
Taylor (R)
Warnock (D)
and
Winfield (D).

Gee, no wonder Loeffler didn't get 50% of the vote.

What's the point of a primary in GA, again?


Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (BM2fS)

Lol. You can almost spell "rigged" with the party designations.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (1ISKN)

248 All land everywhere was stolen from somebody else somewhere back in history. Who gives a fuck?

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (HwiWi)

249 >>> Are you even watching this testimony the last few hours in Georgia? This is insane. Every law and chain of custody rule was broken.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:22 PM (KsNSa)

Someone on the last(?) thread mentioned Bill Ayers, and how a lot of this institutional poison is his doing.

The ONLY reason he got out of prison was the feds botched the evidence against him, and with no evidence for his trial he had to be set free. Guilty as sin, free as a bird.

They broke chain of custody on election ballots? Fine. It's like tainted evidence. Throw out the ballots like they threw out Ayers' evidence.

Posted by: LizLem at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (Rbfr/)

250 What the fuck happened to AOS I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest time of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Archer, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Biden, he's a dead man! Kamala, dead! Pelosi...

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

251 227 212
Anita Eckberg probably has the World's Greatest Tits in All of History.

Seriously, her girls are perfect.

But, 1960 Sophia Loren wins the Goddess of Sex title in All-Around ROOWWWOWWWRRRRRness.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (EERbD)

=========

Counterpoint:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y9oxrp
----------------
Bridgette Bardo would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (vI2EZ)

252
Man. You guys are cucks.

I advised Mannix to toss a brick through the window and light the joint up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (BvLWD)

253 A spokesperson for what I am told is a PRC state owned media company called Marsha Blackburn "Bitch" on twitter today.

In the replies there were some American lefties who applauded.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (szqvX)

254 182-This link is a critique of the concept of white fragility written by a black man-"The racist gospel of anti-racism.". He makes some good points, I didn't care for his quoting Christopher Hitchens about the evil of "original sin" and Coleman hughes, the author of the essay equating that to the 'original sin of racism" but he's right about DiAngelo not helping things. That woman is rolling in the dough,and this essay is a somewhat milder critique of her views than some I've read:

https://tinyurl.com/yys94t98

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (WkPC9)

255 249 All land everywhere was stolen from somebody else somewhere back in history. Who gives a fuck?
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:28 PM (HwiWi)

It's a grift.
A hustle, looking for a payday.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (ifmtJ)

256 No. The ball is in the GOPe and Purdue and Lady Mao's court. You have this backwards. They work to earn our vote. We are not their slaves and partners in crime and fraud.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:24 PM (KsNSa)


How many times to I have to say primary and general election ? How many times do I have to say , run your best challenger in the primary. By the time general rolls around - too late. That is what you have.


Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (zr5Kq)

257 Counterpoint:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y9oxrp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently




Those are "Cruise Missile Nose-Cones".

Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (BM2fS)

258 Bring it! I can slag every stinking frame of that wretched abuse of celluloid!

Posted by: Gooshy

Celluloid, how quaint.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (yTRuK)

259 Yeah I know , massa.

I needs to get my ass back on da GOP PLANTATION.

Yassuh boss.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (Y8GVo)

260 If anyone thinks masks and lockdowns will end with a vaccine, you need to sit down and think this through
====
Oh it'll be a yearly thing.

The amount of money to the companies involved is truly staggering. Esp when you realize they will make it a yearly thing. Ginourmous revenues every year, as far as the eye can see. The cynical among you might want to transfer some of your retirement funds into a vax company invested fund.

We're pretty much hosed if the beat trump down.

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (mLXpe)

261
Sorry, Newt, but neither Lin Wood nor Sidney Powell have betrayed me nor treated me like a fool.





Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bt0mc)

262 237
>>> 2. The training begins with a "land acknowledgement," in
which the teachers are asked to accept that they are colonizers living
on stolen Native American land. Then they are told they will experience
"guilt, anger, apathy, [and] closed-mindedness" because of their "white
fragility."



[thread in progress]

Posted by: I think I'm shock-proof by now at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (BBWrU)







This is common now and has been added to pronoun identification.
When speaking in a meeting on any subject you are required to first
specify your pronoun and then second identify where you are
geographically and which indigenous people you displaced and stole the
land from. All speach begins with a struggle session. I'm not kidding.
This is quite common in academia and is almost becoming mandatory. It
will move from there into the corporate world.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (l6b3d)

Make the left eat their own shit. They say the land was stolen by the white man? 90% of liberals are white, so conficate their land and homes first. After all, they're the ones pushing it.

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (ynpvh)

263 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

264 >>Fox News Ratings Collapse Monday- 5 Week Losses:

Last night, my wife was watching Tucker and Hannity and Laura - her three favorites - and sure enough, suddenly they've found election fraud religion!

Yeah, nothing like cratering 30% in viewership to make you say "Fraud? Why, who knew? Let's chat this shit up!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (w2LAm)

265 175
If only there was a book that foretold of things like this as a warning.

Posted by: Revelations

Child, this election is about who got more *me*.

Posted by: Numbers at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (KAi1n)

266 Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (g8Y0s)

Fuck off.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (zr5Kq)

267 Sigh. Barf. Will make a point of asking about racist indoctrination at SD city schools next time I talk to a teacher, or a relative thereof (several in my orbit).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (OTzUX)

268 @realchrisrufo 2m

SCOOP: San Diego Unified School District is forcing teachers to
attend "white privilege" training, in which teachers are told "you are
racist" and "you are upholding racist ideas, structures, and policies."



The leaked documents from the training session will shock you



2. The training begins with a "land acknowledgement," in which the
teachers are asked to accept that they are colonizers living on stolen
Native American land. Then they are told they will experience "guilt,
anger, apathy, [and] closed-mindedness" because of their "white
fragility."



[thread in progress]

Posted by: I think I'm shock-proof by now at December 03, 2020 04:20 PM (BBWrU)


Mao would be so proud of these commissars running this Cultural Revolution training

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (KJfQF)

269 Let it burn is a strategy. It's a painful one. But letting the Dems do their thing and seeing if the public finally rouses itself against them, or seeing if the Dems manage to destroy the government, is a gambit. Don't know whether it would work, but supporting the GOP from Reagan to present has not resulted in limited government or a conservative society. Let it burn doesn't seem any more farfetched a strategy than another 40 years of voting GOP and hoping it isn't like the last 40.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (H5knJ)

270 Pity there wasn't a flash crowd on standby when the owner decided to do this just to send a message to the stormtroopers.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (axyOa)

271 If the question is tits the answer is always Lynda Carter.

Period.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (amroL)

272 203
Also, I don't know that metheus is, but I'm pro-metheus.
Posted by: Axeman

Worst movie ever made.

Be anti-metheus.
Be better.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 03, 2020 04:23 PM (hc+Wy)

Bet it's not.

Posted by: Money Plane at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (Ojki1)

273
Convince me.
What will McConnell and the Republicans stop with their majority?

Just give me a few examples.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (bt0mc)

274 Man. You guys are cucks.

I advised Mannix to toss a brick through the window and light the joint up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll




I was going to suggest a flaming paper bag on his boss's desk with a deuce in it.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (BM2fS)

275 Psst! Secret for San Diego-- you voted for that.
LOLGF

OTOH: Do I really care that leftie teachers are getting ground under and humiliated by other lefties?

Weird. I'm slightly aroused

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (aO8Gd)

276 This is MY fantasy world, and in my world, not only does Dave Franco not exist, but there was never even a Franco-Prussian war.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (hku12)


If we're honest about it though, there wasn't a Franco-Prussian war in this world either. More like a Franco-Prussian hootenanny, where the Prussians rode the Francos like they were a fat slow girl on a Saturday night at an all you can eat pig roast in Mississippi.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (hku12)

277 A prison is a prison by any other name.

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (ynpvh)

The California Correctional Facility is now just the entire state of Califorina, dedicated to correcting citizens' behavior.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (uhPTO)

278 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

For most men, quantity IS quality...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (w2LAm)

279 Sorry, Newt, but neither Lin Wood nor Sidney Powell have betrayed me nor treated me like a fool.
====
You are answering the wrong question.

The question is whether or not Donald Trump has betrayed you or treated you like a fool.

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (Svwzq)

280 rickb223: "Sheriff's take a stand because they are elected by the people they serve. Police chiefs are hired by the Mayor or City Council."

Good point. And it makes all the difference in the world. Not enough for enough times, but that does matter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (HhXSr)

281 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

Quality

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (X47cr)

282 Anita Eckberg probably has the World's Greatest Tits in All of History.

Seriously, her girls are perfect.

But, 1960 Sophia Loren wins the Goddess of Sex title in All-Around ROOWWWOWWWRRRRRness.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (EERbD)

=========

Counterpoint:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y9oxrp
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:26 PM (NWM+b)

I'll tell you--therse beauties would be called "fat" by today's standards.
Not by straight men though.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (HrMC1)

283 The Democrats' COVID policy in a nutshell:

We gonna put y'all in chains.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (6FeV1)

284 Nothing against Anita, but Raquel Welch also comes to mind for perfect breasts. Or Bo Derek, for that matter, for sheer size, firmness and proportion.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (ifmtJ)

285 Diplomad 2.0's wife had someone vote for her before the wife did as well.
I suspect there are lots of these, someone on the Democrats side got voter rolls and requested early mail in votes to be used in these mass mail votes.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (9sWOw)

286
What does a R majority in the Senate (and House) do to help stop future stolen elections?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (bt0mc)

287 I kind of love Bill DeBlasio. If you set aside all of his actions that killed people, he's just like a pure caricature of a stupid, crooked ward heeler. Think of him in a bowtie and a rumpled 3-piece, handing out bar coupons to off-the-boat paddies on the docks.

I remember when "corrupt ward heeler" was the correct answer to "WTF is a community organizer?" in 2008. Obama was a lightweight compared to Kaiser Bill though.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (ZGrMX)

288 I absolutely love that they've got the music from the song "For What It's Worth" playing in the background. This is the Buffalo Springfield song that the Dems played a bizzaro Billy Porter/Stephen Stills cover after the first night of the DNC. Excellent deep trolling!

Posted by: Guy in Texas at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (y9fn0)

289 What's the point of a primary in GA, again?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (BM2fS)

Next time to ID the ACLU and BLM members trying to rig our elections for canal duty purposes when the time comes.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (KsNSa)

290 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

Quality
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (X47cr)

Quantity as in size, or number?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (6FeV1)

291 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

For most men, quantity IS quality...
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (w2LAm)

Proportion and shape are key.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (HrMC1)

292 282
Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)



Quality


quantity has a quality all its own

Posted by: Triple-Breasted Martian Whore at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (v3pYe)

293 205 Cops are their own worst enemy. Boot on the neck of those that support them. Get out of jail free card for those that want to kill them.

Fucking genius

Cops deserve criticism at times, but on this , you're way off.
-----------

Exaggeration? sure... but way off? not even. Geeze...where have you been the last 6 months?

Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (nzKWW)

294 6 I cannot hold.

Posted by: The Center at December 03, 2020 02:34 PM (O2PCU)

__________________________________

This.

A++

chef's kiss

etc...

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (U1eOr)

295 Not only are you still shilling for the GOP -you're
doing "the thing". Bitching, cajoling, badgering - whatever it takes -
to get others to back the GOP with you.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (g8Y0s)

Nobody's shilling for the GOP.


In fact, I find most of the Republican party to be a pack of gutless worms.

But idiots like you don't realize that they are marginally better than the Democrats, so preserving a Republican majority in the Senate will have real-world consequences, unlike in your masturbatory fantasies about CWII

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (xT2tT)

296
The question is whether or not Donald Trump has betrayed you or treated you like a fool.
Posted by: simplemind


That's a stupid fucking question.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (bt0mc)

297 What's the point of a primary in GA, again?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (BM2fS)

___

Act 1 of failure theater.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (22mNy)

298 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)
++++++++++
Quality. Firm, perky and small is superior to big and droopy, all other things being equal. The best tits, however, are attached to a woman who wants me to play with them. Second best are attached to a woman who will merely let me play with them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (hYcqw)

299 291

Quantity as in size, or number?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (6FeV1)

Total Recall??

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (bCLt0)

300 Exactly. Iowa. That went for Obarky. Twice.
______________

Do we know if Iowa uses Dominion Voting Systems?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2020 04:33 PM (k4dH2)

301 264 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

#TeamQuality

The Russ Meyer size is all school leads to boner killers.

Firm, full, pert is where it's at

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:33 PM (ifmtJ)

302 What does a R majority in the Senate (and House) do to help stop future stolen elections?

You don't get to call the Presidential and Senate election in November "invalid" and then call the resulting runoff election "valid".


Fruit of the poison tree.


It's all bullshit or it's all legit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:33 PM (Y8GVo)

303 If I were that guy, I'd also have given the cops free food and drinks when they came to arrest me. They hate that MF mayor as much as anyone.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2020 04:33 PM (Ti+Tv)

304
I also advised him to wrap a note around the brick that said:

"Merry Christmas, peons!

Signed,
[Company CEO]"

But somebody's too big of a new-job bigshot to listen to his older brother, these days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 04:33 PM (BvLWD)

305 Nothing against Anita, but Raquel Welch also comes to mind for perfect breasts. Or Bo Derek, for that matter, for sheer size, firmness and proportion.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (ifmtJ)

Lana Wood for the win

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:33 PM (HrMC1)

306 Counterpoint:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y9oxrp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently




Those are "Cruise Missile Nose-Cones".

Nice.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (BM2fS)


She's like a Jackson Pollack painting.

I wanna splash buckets of MY paint all over it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (hku12)

307 I want my Cornyn vote back. it's my fault though. I knew he was a sack of shit.

Posted by: x at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (0tE/i)

308 They were like, like, two bags of sand, man!

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (bCLt0)

309 238 So, perhaps our 'betters' have read history.

After all, the American Revolution pretty much started in a Tavern!

Close all the Bars and no Revolution!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (d9rwJ)


'Tis true.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (iXzWX)

310 Quantity as in size, or number?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (6FeV1)

Total Recall??
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (bCLt0

More like Porky's

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (6FeV1)

311 Dear Peace Officer at large. There are worse things than being fired.

Posted by: nip at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (yoqcZ)

312 Nothing is done in voting to make the process simpler.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (9sWOw)

313 If you haven't seen 21 Bond movies and the Niven one AND Chitty Chitty Bang Bang don't even @ me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (XT1Mf)

314 >>> Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)


This is the discussion we need!

Posted by: Total Recall Trititsatops at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (l6b3d)

315 Boswell: "Last night, my wife was watching Tucker and Hannity and Laura - her three favorites - and sure enough, suddenly they've found election fraud religion!"

Oh, well then. Now they've convinced me. [*makes wanking motion*]

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (HhXSr)

316 287
What does a R majority in the Senate (and House) do to help stop future stolen elections?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (bt0mc)

__

Fraud doesn't exist so there is nothing to do. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (22mNy)

317 I liked that video of the New Jersey chick cussing out their dickhead Governor in front of his googly eyed family at dinner.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (Y8GVo)

318 The training begins with a "land acknowledgement," in which the teachers are asked to accept that they are colonizers living on stolen Native American land. Then they are told they will experience "guilt, anger, apathy, [and] closed-mindedness" because of their "white fragility."

[thread in progress]

Posted by: I think I'm shock-proof by now





"Hi. I'm Sharkman. I identify as Sharkman. My family hails from Poland. Look up its history sometime, and fuck off with your guilt trip."

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (BM2fS)

319 This link is a critique of the concept of white fragility written by a black man-"The racist gospel of anti-racism.". He makes some good points

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (WkPC9)
---
The thing is that from a purely natural perspective that guy way on the otherside of the world with vastly different genetics affects you very little, and the people of your stock a lot. Why should you care about the survival of vastly different genetic stock?

How do you measure that they are equal?

Do you know how the "fittest" survive?

The *privilege* of being the fittest.

The moderns are trying to sell you snake-oil of being material-based and then offer you no rationale for the new moral order that they want to submit you to.

In addition, there is one genetic strain of people who can never make up for their lack of ability to reach this perfection, and for *all* the others, it's discriminatory to inspect their fidelity to these abstract goals.

This isn't at all how nature works.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (FYe3W)

320 Worst movie ever made.

Be anti-metheus.
Be better.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 03, 2020 04:23 PM (hc+Wy)

Bet it's not.

Posted by: Money Plane at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (Ojki1)

Fine, you wear this f*cking robe.

Posted by: Manos at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (uhPTO)

321 This is the discussion we need!
Posted by: Total Recall Trititsatops at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (l6b3d)

It's certainly the discussion we deserve

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (U1eOr)

322 How is commercial real estate surviving, no way these businesses are covering their monthly vig

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (dnHUJ)

323 35 >>>>>So I'm to believe biden got 81 million votes but lost BIG in Ohio, Florida, Iowa, and Missouri??

I've noticed some people saying that Ohio is now a red state.
No, it's a Trump state.
--------
Trump walked the talk and got Ohio out of its 21st century doldrums. His talk, and the desire to give the single-finger salute to the Hildabeast, had Ohio go for trump in '16. But in '20 the prognosis was so good that his campaign stopped running ads a month away from the election. It was true; Trump carried Ohio by a safe margin, and even the Blue strongholds couldn't help Biden.

There is NO WAY that Trump won Ohio and lost the general election. Since the Civil War the winner of the national election has had to win Ohio first. To win Ohio, Florida, and Texas and still lose is a statistical anomaly that gives the lie to the Biden campaign.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (W+kMI)

324 Cops want their checks to keep coming. They do what they are told.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (HwiWi)

325 What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Nipples & Areola at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (HrMC1)

326 This is the Buffalo Springfield song that the Dems played a bizzaro Billy Porter/Stephen Stills cover after the first night of the DNC.

There was a really good article a few months back positing that the left has essentially replaced pop culture with pure cringe over the last 50 years. And that weird cover definitely qualified.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (ZGrMX)

327 @301
Dominion lists all of the states it has products in in it's brochure.

Iowa is not listed.

Take that as you will.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (amroL)

328 The question is whether or not Donald Trump has betrayed you or treated you like a fool.
Posted by: simplemind

That's a stupid fucking question.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
====
And a revealing response potentially helpful to others who might have been considering your position.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (Svwzq)

329 Fine, you wear this f*cking robe.
Posted by: Manos at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (uhPTO)
++++++++++++++
I think "Manos: The Hands of Fate" might actually be the worst movie ever. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is in the running, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)

330 Do we know if Iowa uses Dominion Voting Systems?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2020 04:33 PM (k4dH2)

Dominion is on the list of approved devices for Iowa. I suspect it's up to their individual counties.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (CQ3Qb)

331 California is locked down. Just heard Newsom say"

"This what we anticipated - the final surge in this pandemic"

That's weird, how do/did they know this is the final surge for this deadly and unpredictable virus? And coincidentally just in time to get it in before the meat puppet is sworn it to fix it.


It's almost as if the surge was all mapped out and planned in advance.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (MxEKc)

332
"Hi. I'm Sharkman. I identify as Sharkman. My family hails from Poland. Look up its history sometime, and fuck off with your guilt trip."
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (BM2fS)

-------

Oh, look at this fancy Pole!

My people are Litvaks. The REAL scum of the earth

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (BvLWD)

333 30 I think this is going to start happening more and more because people are just done with this shit.


Also, here, Horde, have some hotassery:

https://youtu.be/s3Nr-FoA9Ps
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (GbPPJ)
==========
ATC, I like your taste in women.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (hrRsI)

334 Must buy My Pillow. More My Pillow. Still room for more My Pillows.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (L8ADy)

335 172. Good for you.



I was so sad when Staten Island went blue-ish last election; it's
traditionally been staunchly red. But the rampant election fraud is
making me question that shift now. Do you think your borough is still
solidly red, the election fraud falsely turning it blue? Or is the blue
shift real?
There are a lot of conservative leaning Democrats on Staten Island. Democrat Max Rose won in 2018 because he was a veteran and pulled that old "I'll stand up to both parties" BS that a lot those Dem voters fall for. Plus he was helped by an opponent Republican (Dan Donovan) who basically disappeared during lead up to the election. This district includes part of Brooklyn too, which usually hurts Republicans. As soon as Rose voted to impeach Trump he sealed his fate and woke up a lot of people to the scam. He was hated here. Republican Nicole Malliotakis beat him by something like 63%-37% last month. That's good. And right now the borough is white hot with hatred of all things democrat. Unfortunately, the republican Party on Staten Island is basically RINO/Bush Central and know how to lose with dignity.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (tEsMf)

336 I was with a chick moons ago that had tons of quantity, but zero quality. Talking garbage can lid areolas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (X47cr)

337 Dems tried very very hard to take the Senate. Very hard. I don't want them to succeed.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (zr5Kq)

338 >>> Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.


Size doesn't matter.


But it IS appreciated.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (JF4yV)

339 330 Fine, you wear this f*cking robe.
Posted by: Manos at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (uhPTO)
++++++++++++++
I think "Manos: The Hands of Fate" might actually be the worst movie ever. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is in the running, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)

=========

I doubt you've seen The Last Movie by Dennis Hopper.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (NWM+b)

340 Counterpoint:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y9oxrp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently

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Those are some nice points.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (FYe3W)

341 240 Mathis was innocent, Vesper had betrayed Bond. Go watch the next movie Collander Quantum of Solace.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (XT1Mf)

Counter-point: Do not watch Quantum of Solace, it is a well below average film.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

342 What will McConnell and the Republicans stop with their majority?
---
Well, first they're gonna need you to send $20, $50 or even $100 today or the Democrats will win!

And your gonna need to confirm your status as a RNC Preferred Member by sending $20, $50 or even $100 today.

Then fill out this survey on important issues so Republicans can know what's important to you and can you please send $20, $50 or even $100 today?

Every dollar you send helps us fight to stop the Democrats disastrous agenda!

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (aO8Gd)

343 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)



Quality
-------------
quantity has a quality all its own
Posted by: Triple-Breasted Martian Whore at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (v3pYe)


I'm a "bird in the bush ain't worth the two in my hands" kind of guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (hku12)

344 265
>>Fox News Ratings Collapse Monday- 5 Week Losses:



Last night, my wife was watching Tucker and Hannity and Laura - her
three favorites - and sure enough, suddenly they've found election fraud
religion!



Yeah, nothing like cratering 30% in viewership to make you say "Fraud? Why, who knew? Let's chat this shit up!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (w2LAm)

Reminds me when the local University killed their Aerospace program back in the early 90's. What happened? Well the students went to other institutions that had that major or changed majors. When the admin realized what they had done, they brought the major back, but NOBODY was interested. This is a lesson to Fox News: you F*cked up big time and basically told us to leave; why SHOULD we deign to come back, eh?

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

345 The best tits, however, are attached to a woman who wants me to play with them. Second best are attached to a woman who will merely let me play with them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (hYcqw)

This man knows his breasts.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (KnJdm)

346 >>> https://tinyurl.com/yys94t98
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (WkPC9)

The only real jobs for women's studies or minority studies majors when they leave school are 1) to teach it, and 2) get in on the critical race theory grift wagon. Corporations spend Billions with a B on training. Not a bad gig if you can get it.

I think one of Trump's biggest sins for the left is trying to dry up all the grievance gravy trains.

Posted by: LizLem at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (Rbfr/)

347
306 Nothing against Anita, but Raquel Welch also comes to mind for perfect breasts. Or Bo Derek, for that matter, for sheer size, firmness and proportion.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (ifmtJ)

Lana Wood for the win
Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2020 04:33 PM (HrMC1)

Cindy (one of my girlfriends in the 70's) for the win. Luxurious. The greatest.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (iXzWX)

348 Iowa's approved electronic voting systems: https://tinyurl.com/tcyvy9b

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

349 The best boobages I have ever seen were on a 1 night stand I had in college with a girl I met at a party and never saw again. Which in a way sucked because all boobages I've seen since have been a bit disappointing.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (22mNy)

350 286 Diplomad 2.0's wife had someone vote for her before the wife did as well.
I suspect there are lots of these, someone on the Democrats side got voter rolls and requested early mail in votes to be used in these mass mail votes.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:31 PM (9sWOw)

__________


There are 80 million unrequested / unsolicited ballots sent out nationally -- many in swing states.

Call them "mail-out ballots" ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (PnpIB)

351
Celluloid, how quaint.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Heh. My dad had a windup Bell and Howell 8mm when I was a kid. I'm old school.
And, I couldn't come with phrasing to make "CGI" work.
I should be denounced.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (hc+Wy)

352
You think the Republicans in the Senate are cucks, now, just wait until the Fake News starts with the "mandate" narrative.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (bt0mc)

353 330 Fine, you wear this f*cking robe.
Posted by: Manos at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (uhPTO)
++++++++++++++
I think "Manos: The Hands of Fate" might actually be the worst movie ever. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is in the running, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)


That had Muppets, and Bea Arthur, for some reason, yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)

354 I doubt you've seen The Last Movie by Dennis Hopper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (NWM+b)
++++++++++
Your doubts are correct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)

355 Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (g8Y0s)



Fuck off.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (zr5Kq)


Well - how can I respond to an such an eloquent and deeply considered retort as that ?

You asked for it. Next time, don't be such a cliche'. And don't dish out shit like "stupid beyond repair" if you can't take it. All I did was aim your pissy little inept arguments right back at you. It's really wasn't very hard.

But - thanks for proving my point. I made it a day or two ago. We will self sort here, now. Some will ride with the GOP brand until the end. Others will walk away.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (g8Y0s)

356 so far I am liking both the Dan Ball and Stephanie Hamill show on OAN in the evening.


FNC ig-fucking-noring one of the biggest stories of the year, vote fraud, blew a circuit for me


bye-bye

hope your pay check shrink too

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (GIeIM)

357 California is locked down. Just heard Newsom say"

"This what we anticipated - the final surge in this pandemic"

That's weird, how do/did they know this is the final surge for this deadly and unpredictable virus? And coincidentally just in time to get it in before the meat puppet is sworn it to fix it.

It's almost as if the surge was all mapped out and planned in advance.
Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (MxEKc)


Yep, I mentioned this morning it was on the plate. I got a verification from the hospital people.

This is the end of more businesses that barely hung on, unless we tell these creeps to fuck themselves.

They might need instructions, but we're the kind of people that like to help.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (L8ADy)

358 Cops want their checks to keep coming. They do what they are told.

Same reason nobody here is actually serious about CW2.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (ZGrMX)

359 Let it burn is a strategy. It's a painful one. But letting the Dems do
their thing and seeing if the public finally rouses itself against them,
or seeing if the Dems manage to destroy the government, is a gambit.

=======================
It's the dumbest-ass thing I've ever heard of. I want to enjoy life, not be pursued by the cops for wrong-think. Fight now; it's easier.

And this ridiculous idea of not voting in Georgia! WTF! Every single thing Donald Trump achieved will be destroyed. Every single thing, and lots more. Schumer got a long list of crap sandwiches, starting with requiring fixing future elections and requiring letting men into female bathrooms.

Whichever insane person tells Georgians not to vote, I hope they get locked into a rubber room. Vote hard, early and often. Fight Purdue in every primary. Fight to replace every Kemp loyalist. But put those RINOS back in the Senate, please.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (szqvX)

360
I'm off - leftover meatloaf! Woohoo!

Posted by: Gooshy at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (hc+Wy)

361 354 330 Fine, you wear this f*cking robe.
Posted by: Manos at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (uhPTO)
++++++++++++++
I think "Manos: The Hands of Fate" might actually be the worst movie ever. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is in the running, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)


That had Muppets, and Bea Arthur, for some reason, yes??
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)

It did. It did...Harvey Korman, too.
And wookies named 'Itchy' and 'Stinky'.

It's incomprehensibly bad...but has a cool-ish Boba Fett cartoon in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

362 266
175

If only there was a book that foretold of things like this as a warning.



Posted by: Revelations

Child, this election is about who got more *me*.


Posted by: Numbers


depends on who's counting, doesn't it?

Posted by: Judges at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (v3pYe)

363 Mathis was innocent, Vesper had betrayed Bond. Go watch the next movie Collander Quantum of Solace.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (XT1Mf)

Oh, yeah...Mathis was framed! Clearly I've killed too many brain cells since being locked down on friggin' St. Patrick's Day!

I've seen Quantum of Solace, too. Daniel Craig was the second best Bond after Sean Connery, IMHO.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (5FCda)

364 Stephanie Hamill show on OAN


damn she fine

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (Y8GVo)

365 355 I doubt you've seen The Last Movie by Dennis Hopper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (NWM+b)
++++++++++
Your doubts are correct.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)

==========

A movie made by hallucinogens, with Dennis Hopper as their vehicle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (NWM+b)

366 I read every single Ian Fleming James Bond story. Never seen the Jenny Craig "Bond" and never will

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (HwiWi)

367 Greatest Tits of All Time? That is a tough one to pick. And I am perfectly ok with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (y7ppq)

368 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales: "What does a R majority in the Senate (and House) do to help stop future stolen elections?"

I understand they will vigorously pound a table at a hearing insisting that GOP primaries be scrutinized even more closely so that Tea Partiers et al. are purged.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (HhXSr)

369 I've noticed some people saying that Ohio is now a red state.


Well, it's more like purple. As in Wu-Flu purple. They're ratcheting up the "we're all gonna die" panic again. For like the 10th time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (EgshT)

370 That had Muppets, and Bea Arthur, for some reason, yes??
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)
++++++++++++
Yes. And weird wookie porn starring Dhianne Carol. And a musical number with Carrie Fisher. And an obviously high Mark Hammil. And acrobatics in a surprising number of scenes.

It was bizarre and bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (hYcqw)

371 The order will be triggered in a region if ICU capacity drops below 15%, and the region will have 48 hours to adopt the new order.

This is why my friend had the chart showing the number of confirmed cases and the current capacity in their ICU.

This was planned weeks ago.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (L8ADy)

372 Worst movie ever made.

It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

Pluto Nash maybe?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (UW2ZS)

373 >>>251 What the fuck happened to AOS I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest time of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Archer, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Biden, he's a dead man! Kamala, dead! Pelosi...


hahaha

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (nuqdl)

374 This is not the voter fraud you are looking for.

Posted by: Obi Dem Kenobi at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (FYe3W)

375 Anita in La Dolce Vita is certainly interesting.

In fifteen minutes I went from "Holy cow, this may be the most beautiful blonde ever" to "Good Lord, will she never shut the fuck up?".

The yapping. The incessant inane yapping.

Posted by: spindrift at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (g7qf6)

376 Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (BM2fS)

Back in the 90's I think, I attended a program on "White privilege" It was mandatory. When our denomination had a optional program on white fragility a couple of years ago I didn't sign up for it. I guarantee it was led by DiAngelo. I packed lunches for the homeless instead. If my denomination requires I go to it I'll refuse which should be interesting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (WkPC9)

377 But idiots like you don't realize that they are marginally better than the Democrats, so preserving a Republican majority in the Senate will have real-world consequences, unlike in your masturbatory fantasies about CWII
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (xT2tT)

You lose me when your rants to idiots miss that there are two senators wanting votes in GA and they are being pretty quiet about securing a fair vote. If they are out there and the Media just supresses it that's one thing, but we are pretty good at finding links and I don't see any.
I don't get a vote in GA, but I also think it's fair to ask where the GOP is and why they aren't fighting.

I'm old enough to remember that we won the house but need the Senate... then we won the senate and the house but need the presidency... then we just need super majorities to do anything!

If Perdue and Loefler are out there beating drums for securing the vote I'll be happy to spread that word, so people will see they want your vote. Just lemme know.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (+2xjH)

378 If only there was a book that foretold of things like this as a warning.

Posted by: Revelations


Revelation. No S at the end. Common mistake.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (ZGrMX)

379 Phuck Phox. You can't fire enough of those hosers to persuade me to ever watch again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (szqvX)

380 The best tits, however, are attached to a woman who wants me to play with them. Second best are attached to a woman who will merely let me play with them.
====
The definition of Fiance vs Wife.

Those were the DAYS MY FRIENDS

WE THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER END

OH YES THOSE WERE the days . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (Cw0Ak)

381 368 Greatest Tits of All Time? That is a tough one to pick. And I am perfectly ok with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (y7ppq)

Gonna take a lot of...research, might take a while.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (1ISKN)

382 373 Worst movie ever made.

It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

Pluto Nash maybe?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (UW2ZS)

==========

The second Fantastic Beasts movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (NWM+b)

383 I was with a chick moons ago that had tons of quantity, but zero quality. Talking garbage can lid areolas.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (X47cr)

Sounds great to me!!

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (HrMC1)

384 People are enamored with the power COVID fascism brought them. We have news crews acting as brownshirts, county health departments "investigating' gatherings, and threatening fines and punishments. Officials telling children to report on their parents. The country is not immune to fascism.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (zr5Kq)

385 A movie made by hallucinogens, with Dennis Hopper as their vehicle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (NWM+b)
++++++++++++
Huh. I might give it a miss. We'll see how masochistic I feel over the next three months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (hYcqw)

386 They were like, like, two bags of sand, man!
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (bCLt0)


Not sure what this is in reference to, but word on the street is Michalangelo was a virgin (at least in the sense that he'd never known the love of a woman), so he really didn't know what women's bodies were like.

So... when you see his paintings and sculptures, they look like men with bobs. Very very poorly shaped and proportioned and positioned bobs.

Apparently the man had truly never seen them before.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)

387 I should be denounced.
Posted by: Gooshy

No, don't go that far, besides we need cannon foder.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (yTRuK)

388 >>> I'm a "bird in the bush ain't worth the two in my hands" kind of guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (hku12)


I'm a "tit for tat" kind of guy. [checks pockets, lint, fuzz, .... no tat]

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (l6b3d)

389 386 A movie made by hallucinogens, with Dennis Hopper as their vehicle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (NWM+b)
++++++++++++
Huh. I might give it a miss. We'll see how masochistic I feel over the next three months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (hYcqw)

==========

Proof that any qualities in Easy Rider were a complete and total accident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (NWM+b)

390
I doubt you've seen The Last Movie by Dennis Hopper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (NWM+b)



That's one of those godawful train wrecks that I believe could've been a good movie with a couple of script rewrites(cuz the story's okay) and Not-Dennis Hopper as Director.

And the new and improved director wasn't stoned on grass, mushrooms, and acid the whole time.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (EERbD)

391 385 People are enamored with the power COVID fascism brought them. We have news crews acting as brownshirts, county health departments "investigating' gatherings, and threatening fines and punishments. Officials telling children to report on their parents. The country is not immune to fascism.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (zr5Kq)

We were basically a fascist state under FDR.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (Zm+LZ)

392 There's so many types of 'bad'.

There's the 'can't focus the fucking camera' bad and there's 'horrible acting and directing' bad. The latter is fun to make fun of.

Then there's A Serbian Story....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (ifmtJ)

393 CA Regional Lockdown starting 12/3

In any region that triggers a regional stay-at-home order, all operations in the following sectors must be CLOSED:

Indoor and Outdoor Playgrounds
Indoor Recreational Facilities
Hair Salons and Barbershops
Personal Care Services
Museums, Zoos, and Aquariums
Movie Theaters
Wineries
Bars, Breweries, and Distilleries
Family Entertainment Centers
Cardrooms and Satellite Wagering
Casinos
Limited Services
Live Audience Sports
Amusement Parks


Businesses have 48 hours to make adjustments and comply.

[obey]

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (L8ADy)

394 387 They were like, like, two bags of sand, man!
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:34 PM (bCLt0)


Not sure what this is in reference to, but word on the street is Michalangelo was a virgin (at least in the sense that he'd never known the love of a woman), so he really didn't know what women's bodies were like.

So... when you see his paintings and sculptures, they look like men with bobs. Very very poorly shaped and proportioned and positioned bobs.

Apparently the man had truly never seen them before.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)

========

The 40 Year Old Virgina

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (NWM+b)

395 virgin*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (NWM+b)

396 The order will be triggered in a region if ICU capacity drops below
15%, and the region will have 48 hours to adopt the new order.


Doesn't matter what caused the hospital overload. Trainwreck. Multi car pile up. Regular flu. Ant bites. Winter dry skin cracking and flaking.


The Chinese Psyop was always about seizing power and projecting power.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (Y8GVo)

397 334 30 I think this is going to start happening more and more because people are just done with this shit.


Also, here, Horde, have some hotassery:

https://youtu.be/s3Nr-FoA9Ps
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 04:03 PM (GbPPJ)
----------------------------------------------

She used to make me feel funny as a lad.

Still does all these years later. hubba hubba.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (U1eOr)

398 Oh, look at this fancy Pole!

My people are Litvaks. The REAL scum of the earth

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll




You're okay by me.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (BM2fS)

399 383 373 Worst movie ever made.

It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

Pluto Nash maybe?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (UW2ZS)

==========

The second Fantastic Beasts movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (NWM+b)

....

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs II.

I know it's a kids movie but I was forced to pay for the experience of watching it.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (yL25O)

400 Read a few saying as well as my thinking Ohio and Pennsylvania are like twin brothers as Florida and Georgia are, as on goes the other should.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (9sWOw)

401 391
I doubt you've seen The Last Movie by Dennis Hopper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (NWM+b)


That's one of those godawful train wrecks that I believe could've been a good movie with a couple of script rewrites(cuz the story's okay) and Not-Dennis Hopper as Director.

And the new and improved director wasn't stoned on grass, mushrooms, and acid the whole time.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (EERbD)

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I doubt there was ever a script.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (NWM+b)

402 >>> Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (tEsMf)

Thanks for the update on your borough! Hope you guys stand strong against the noodle spined politicians.

Posted by: LizLem at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (Rbfr/)

403 Oh, Traci Lords.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (bCLt0)

404 392 Indeed. The US was quite taken by it. His picture was everywhere and he was president for life.....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (HwiWi)

405 heard on Gorka's show it wasn't NYPD bur NY Marshals!

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (nUhF0)

406 I think "Manos: The Hands of Fate" might actually be the worst movie ever. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is in the running, too.

RiffTrax made Manos somewhat watchable. The Star Wars Holiday Special is so bad I couldn't make it through, even with RiffTrax.

How about a movie so disgustingly horrific, most of its makers should be executed?

A Serbian Film.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (UW2ZS)

407 @368
Not really, best tits of all time are Lynda Carters 34C breasts.
Were they the biggest?
No.
But they were attached to an Amazonianesque 5 foot 10 inch raven haired, blue eyed goddess.

And here voice was sultry as well.
Smokeshow.

Total smokeshow.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (amroL)

408 Danni Ashe, while we're at it.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (bCLt0)

409 Another odd movie (not terrible, just weird as hell) with an actor as the vehicle and subject of the movie is "Free Enterprise."

It is about a bunch of Trekkies and their lives and relationships and desire to hang out to William Shatner. Then they meet him, and he enlists their help for his production of a one-man musical rendition of Julius Caesar, starring himself.

It's William Shatner playing William Shatner playing himself. It is one of the weirdest movies I have ever seen.

Here's a clip:
https://youtu.be/73tjF0bzAi4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (hYcqw)

410 I don't get a vote in GA, but I also think it's fair to ask where the GOP is and why they aren't fighting.



I'm old enough to remember that we won the house but need the
Senate... then we won the senate and the house but need the
presidency... then we just need super majorities to do anything!



If Perdue and Loefler are out there beating drums for securing the
vote I'll be happy to spread that word, so people will see they want
your vote. Just lemme know.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won



That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (Y8GVo)

411 you F*cked up big time and basically told us to leave; why SHOULD we deign to come back, eh?
Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

Yup Jim - Darwin is a harsh mistress...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (w2LAm)

412 CA Regional Lockdown starting 12/3

Hair Salons and Barbershops

Nancy Pelosi hardest hit

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (N39Ws)

413 Beginning and end of Quantum are required if you liked Casino Royale. You can find it on YouTube. The rest of the movie is meh.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (XT1Mf)

414 Greatest Tits of All Time? That is a tough one to pick. And I am perfectly ok with that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (y7ppq)


The aforementioned Alison Brie, I'm not sure they're the GREATEST, and I don't think she's ever shown them on film before. However, there are photos that got released during The Fappening.

And they truly are magnificent.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (hku12)

415
Three old cocksuckers walk into a medical clinic...

obama, bush, and clinton said they will all get vaccinated publicly

Gee, I hope none of them have any complications.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (bt0mc)

416 I cannot contribute helpfully to a discussion on boobs. Catch you on the next thread,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (WkPC9)

417 >>> People are enamored with the power COVID fascism brought them. We have news crews acting as brownshirts, county health departments "investigating' gatherings, and threatening fines and punishments. Officials telling children to report on their parents. The country is not immune to fascism.

Well what else are we supposed to cover, election fraud? Hahahaha!

Posted by: MSM at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (Rbfr/)

418 Then there's A Serbian Story....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns



Have you ever seen the 2008 French film Martyrs?

Holy shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (BM2fS)

419 409 Danni Ashe, while we're at it.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (bCLt0)

Quality submission.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (y7ppq)

420 Of all the great tits I have uncovered, the C Cups are the ones that rate the highest, across the board.

Yes, there were some standout Bs and Ds...but the Cs were all over the top 10.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (JF4yV)

421 Worst movie?

Freddie Got Fingered

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (aO8Gd)

422 heard on Gorka's show it wasn't NYPD bur NY Marshals!

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 04:42 PM (nUhF0)

I think the Sheriffs and the Marshalls take care of civil issues, so that makes sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (xT2tT)

423 After all, gentlemen, we are not communists.

- Staten Island in better times.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (gmo/4)

424 I support law and order. So if Trump wants to declare martial law and cross the Rubicon, I'm with him every step of the way. Demonrats are traitors and need to be treated as such. I'm done pretending we're on the same side.

Posted by: Some1 at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (i0eTL)

425 373 Worst movie ever made.

It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

Pluto Nash maybe?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (UW2ZS)

After Earth

There's not a movie bad enough to even be considered a runner up.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (KbCG3)

426 Being John Malkovich.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (bCLt0)

427 360 - No, you don't want to "fight now." You just want to vote. You think you can vote your way out of this. I don't. I'm fine with that disagreement. I don't need everyone to agree with me, and I'm not going to agree with you. But I'm tired of stating my position coherently and civilly and getting nothing but vitriol and name calling in return. If all you can understand is Eat Shit And Die, then I guess that's what I'll start posting in the future.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (H5knJ)

428 How many times to I have to say primary and general election ? How many times do I have to say , run your best challenger in the primary. By the time general rolls around - too late. That is what you have.


Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (zr5Kq)

With election rigging in at least 20 years by the Establishment Uniparty going on, and they got caught red handed this year.... Nope. Not backing this fraud. You are more than welcome to back fraud and rigging in your state. I'm not anybody's slave. I owe nothing to any of these clowns or the system. It's broken. They can fight to fix it by backing Trump, putting pressure on Kemp and SoS Brad, call for a full audit of the election including down ballots, get the foreign and Commie influence out, remove the private intel agencies influence from the elections, or they can fuck off. Their silence speaks volumes the last month while raising money.
Earn my vote or go home.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (KsNSa)

429 It's William Shatner playing William Shatner playing himself. It is one of the weirdest movies I have ever seen.

Shatner's public persona has basically been him playing what people think he's like since the 90s. He ran out of fucks long ago and does what he wants.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (ZGrMX)

430 265

>>Fox News Ratings Collapse Monday- 5 Week Losses:





Last night, my wife was watching Tucker and Hannity and Laura - her

three favorites - and sure enough, suddenly they've found election fraud

religion!





Yeah, nothing like cratering 30% in viewership to make you say "Fraud? Why, who knew? Let's chat this shit up!"



Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 04:30 PM (w2LAm)


Fuck Faux. They are dead to me. Won't watch it on TV, will not visit their website.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (N39Ws)

431 Mathis was innocent, Vesper had betrayed Bond. Go watch the next movie Collander Quantum of Solace.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (XT1Mf)



Counter-point: Do not watch Quantum of Solace, it is a well below average film.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)


After the first 10 to 15 minutes it's a real stinker of a movie.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 04:46 PM (KJfQF)

432 It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?


That's easy. "Waterworld"

Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 04:46 PM (786Ro)

433 I doubt you've seen The Last Movie by Dennis Hopper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:36 PM (NWM+b)
++++++++++
Your doubts are correct.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)

==========

A movie made by hallucinogens, with Dennis Hopper as their vehicle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (NWM+b)


The Last Movie, or The Last Ride?

I know he was in The Trip, does it get worse than that?

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:46 PM (L8ADy)

434 419 Then there's A Serbian Story....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns



Have you ever seen the 2008 French film Martyrs?

Holy shit.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (BM2fS)

=========

I have seen that.

Modern French elite wannabes trying to be all deep and shit. Torture leads to enlightenment.

Doesn't really work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:46 PM (NWM+b)

435 This is what it will take. You, your family, and your friends will have to be willing to be arrested, jailed and fight like hell for what is just. You will need to shed what is comfortable for what is right.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2020 04:46 PM (oiNtH)

436 After Earth

There's not a movie bad enough to even be considered a runner up.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (KbCG3)
+++++++++++++
What? C'mon, man! You don't watch a movie of Will Smith watching a movie starring Jaden Smith?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:46 PM (hYcqw)

437 This is MY fantasy world, and in my world, not only does Dave Franco not exist, but there was never even a Franco-Prussian war.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:25 PM (hku12)

so no Hitler, so no OrangeManBad and PDJT has 2 wildly successful terms.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2020 04:46 PM (8D42x)

438


Ishtar ?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (GIeIM)

439 432 Actually a great movie. Both male leads combat veterans from WW2 btw.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (HwiWi)

440 For old time movie stars, I was always partial to Ann-Margret's breasts. Every now and again I search them out on the internet just to remind myself that it was a good day for humanity when Ma and Pa Ann-Margret decided to make a baby.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (szqvX)

441 Have you ever seen the 2008 French film Martyrs?

Holy shit.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (BM2fS)

Missed that one. Should I keep missing it? If you're mentioning it in conjunction to A Serbian Movie...I'm worried.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (ifmtJ)

442 Last night, my wife was watching Tucker and Hannity and Laura - her

three favorites - and sure enough, suddenly they've found election fraud religion!


Ha, that's funny.. too bad I'll never know they decided to talk about it again.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (+2xjH)

443 Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)

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The 40 Year Old Virgina
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (NWM+b)

396 virgin*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:41 PM (NWM+b)


Either or, the assumption is he wasn't a virginian in ALL ways.

He knew how to paint men's bodies IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (hku12)

444 GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE:

Disney undergoing restructuring of their holdings, announce layoffs to ABC News division. Other Disney holdings getting similar cuts with insiders calling it "a bloodbath."

I hope it all burns and the coding classes are full.

https://tinyurl.com/yxnmj76b

Posted by: Nevyan at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (a7HML)

445 Fox News should forever be referred to as Fox "We Did It!!!" News.

Never let anyone forget that Murdoch scrunt's election night tweet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (guGkK)

446 After Earth

There's not a movie bad enough to even be considered a runner up.


How about a movie with a similar name?

Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (UW2ZS)

447 Being John Malkovich.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (bCLt0)
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Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: John Malkovich at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (FYe3W)

448 Lady Ghostbusters

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (HwiWi)

449 For those of you dreaming of martial law or whatever......who will enforce it? The military that lied to Trump for 4 years about troop levels in the Middle East?
I mean c'mon man!

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (22mNy)

450 Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (bCLt0)

451 The best boobages I have ever seen were on a 1 night stand I had in college with a girl I met at a party and never saw again. Which in a way sucked because all boobages I've seen since have been a bit disappointing.
===
Not to brag. Prolly a lot of you guys have similar story.

Best Boobage of all Time was Wifey When Booby Fairy Visited for Breast feeding. They were YUUGE and antigravity. BUT - they were sore. So yeah, not as much fun as you'd think.

One of the few times I wish I had taken noodie pix. Thought about it, she decided the risk of embarrassment down the line was not worth it. Did not listen to me when I told her that her PRIDE would have been as immense as her Boobs.

Now I'm old and I have memories.

Posted by: Mammaries Misty Water Colored Mammaries at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (TD1i5)

452 This is great, but when will the country rise up and put Fauci in his place?

Posted by: Caliban at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (HgGBT)

453 I think my worst movie experience was getting tricked in to watching the original Oldboy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (1ISKN)

454


Travoltas Battlefield Earth?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (GIeIM)

455 446 GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE:

Disney undergoing restructuring of their holdings, announce layoffs to ABC News division. Other Disney holdings getting similar cuts with insiders calling it "a bloodbath."

I hope it all burns and the coding classes are full.

https://tinyurl.com/yxnmj76b
Posted by: Nevyan at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (a7HML)

=========

In related news:

All of Warner Brothers' movies for 2021 will be released day and date in theaters and on HBO Max.

That includes Dune.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (NWM+b)

456 Boswell: "Yup Jim - Darwin is a harsh mistress..."

Damn. That guy really evolved. History books never mentioned that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (HhXSr)

457 >>But I'm tired of stating my position coherently and civilly and getting nothing but vitriol and name calling in return. If all you can understand is Eat Shit And Die, then I guess that's what I'll start posting in the future.

My new MO as well. Feels liberating already.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

458 I'm as pissed at the GOPe as anyone. However, we can survive a couple of years of republican fuckery. We cannot survive a democrat majority in both houses. Simple as that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)

459 Fox News should forever be referred to as Fox "We Did It!!!" News.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (guGkK)
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Twelve Monkey News.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (FYe3W)

460 Day of the Triffids.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (bCLt0)

461 With election rigging in at least 20 years by the
Establishment Uniparty going on, and they got caught red handed this
year.... Nope. Not backing this fraud. You are more than welcome to back
fraud and rigging in your state. I'm not anybody's slave. I owe nothing
to any of these clowns or the system. It's broken. They can fight to
fix it by backing Trump, putting pressure on Kemp and SoS Brad, call for
a full audit of the election including down ballots, get the foreign
and Commie influence out, remove the private intel agencies influence
from the elections, or they can fuck off. Their silence speaks volumes
the last month while raising money.

Earn my vote or go home.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (KsNSa)

Election rigging has been occurring for as long as elections have been taking place. There will be an audit. All ballots and data must be preserved for years for that very purpose. It just won't be done in the next two weeks.
I remember that the analysis of FL's vote in 2000 was released a year or two later.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (CQ3Qb)

462 It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

Battlefield Earth

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (gmo/4)

463
Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (bCLt0)


That is Manos the Hands of Fate bad.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (KJfQF)

464 Pluto Nash maybe?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (UW2ZS)

After Earth

There's not a movie bad enough to even be considered a runner up.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (KbCG3)


Damn, After Earth is free on Amazon Prime, and I'm not even slightly tempted. Yes, I saw it. And like a grisly car accident, I try to forget it.

The Pitch meeting for it was 100x better than the first 3 minutes of that movie.

I think I might have seen Pluto Nash, but can only remember the Hillary on the dollar bill.

Pluto Nash Day:
https://youtu.be/DrQcNwsjVEQ

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (L8ADy)

465 349
Iowa's approved electronic voting systems: https://tinyurl.com/tcyvy9b


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2020 04:37 PM (CQ3Qb)


John Galt blvd. Love it.

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (ynpvh)

466 144 (Joe Mannix) I do a lot. I am up to six lists of stuff.

You only have 6 lists? Slacker! I'd kill to have a mere 6 lists of stuff I do. I have so many lists I have a list of the lists.All joking and kidding aside, Hi All!. I'm back from getting supplies.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (cCxiu)

467 Day of the Triffids.

I liked that movie as a kid.. Scared the you know what out of me

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (Zmnko)

468 Three old cocksuckers walk into a medical clinic...

obama, bush, and clinton said they will all get vaccinated publicly

Gee, I hope none of them have any complications.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:44 PM (bt0mc)


I do.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (X47cr)

469 I actually read the book Battlefield Earth

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (HwiWi)

470 459 >>But I'm tired of stating my position coherently and civilly and getting nothing but vitriol and name calling in return. If all you can understand is Eat Shit And Die, then I guess that's what I'll start posting in the future.

My new MO as well. Feels liberating already.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)


Never heard it from me, Jack. FWIW.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (bCLt0)

471 All tits are good tits.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (LvP5u)

472 That's easy. "Waterworld"

I actually kind of like Waterworld. I don't really get the hate.

The Postman on the other hand, deserves far more hate than it got; and it got a lot.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (UW2ZS)

473 Worst movie?

Cabin Boy.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (axyOa)

474 471 I actually read the book Battlefield Earth
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (HwiWi)

========

I did too. I like it.

I was also about 14.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (NWM+b)

475 And Gavin just announced a three week "Stay At Home" order. Starts tomorrow.
Hope he gets hit by a High Speed Rail train.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

476 45 oh fuck off Newt...
Newt Gingrich
@newtgingrich
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are totally destructive. Every Georgia conservative who cares about America MUST vote in the runoff. Their dont vote strategy will cripple America
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:06 PM (Y8GVo)

When push comes to shove, Newt's an establishment boy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (H8QX8)

477 It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?
Jupiter Ascending

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

478 Snakes on a Plane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (y7ppq)

479 474 That's easy. "Waterworld"

I actually kind of like Waterworld. I don't really get the hate.

The Postman on the other hand, deserves far more hate than it got; and it got a lot.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (UW2ZS)

========

Yeah, Waterworld is fine. Forgettable outside of its extravagant production.

The Postman is a disaster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (NWM+b)

480 473 All tits are good tits.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (LvP5u)

What about butts?
- Brie Larson

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (+2xjH)

481 Covid made the fraud possible

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (9sWOw)

482 Well, looks like I got a boobeh thread after all. The Horde does not disappoint.

Speaking of which, I swear I saw Jennifer Aniston doing a St. Jude's Children's Hospital ad last evening.

St. Jude's is great - one of the few charities I actually trust. But having Jennifer on sorta sent my mind in directions not exactly charitable, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (dfRN6)

483 Gigli, Ishtar

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (Zmnko)

484 Day of the Triffids was pretty good. In the book the plants were a product of Soviet experiments.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (HwiWi)

485 I hope it all burns and the coding classes are full.

https://tinyurl.com/yxnmj76b
Posted by: Nevyan at December 03, 2020 04:47 PM (a7HML)

=========

In related news:

All of Warner Brothers' movies for 2021 will be released day and date in theaters and on HBO Max.

That includes Dune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (NWM+b)

...


Aaaand the Senate just flooded the zone with cheap skilled foreign labor!

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (yL25O)

486 Oh, wait. There are no High Speed Rail trains. Funny that.
Oh well, a bus then.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

487 Funny bad???? Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (bCLt0)

488 What if [hits blunt] Trump call those two on to the stage and says, "Do you have a message for Governor Kemp?"

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (aO8Gd)

489 Worst movie?

Freddie Got Fingered
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 04:45 PM (aO8Gd)

While I can certainly understand that, Tom Green is a quite misunderstood (and underrated) comedian.

He basically spent his years in the spotlight taking a piss on everybody and everything, a true and committed troll.

Not to be confused with idiots like Sasha Cohen, and certainly more accessible than Andy Kaufman, but Green is still around these days. He's a funny guy, and seems to be ok with staying in the shadows.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (hku12)

490 Yeah, Waterworld is fine. Forgettable outside of its extravagant production.


That's Heaven's Gate in a nutshell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (guGkK)

491 My new MO as well. Feels liberating already.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)


I enjoy your posts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (X47cr)

492 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

in france, the perfect breast fills a wine glass

in brooklyn, it clogs a toilet...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (8D42x)

493 What about butts?
- Brie Larson

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM



Guys I'm telling ya. You're doing it wrong.

Turn her around.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (axyOa)

494 Tens of millions of powderkegs, feeling like the election was stolen, globalist autocratic tyranny is coming, and then you've got all these sparks.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (Y6UV7)

495 It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

Ad Astra

I guess I'm on a SciFi kick

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (gmo/4)

496 All tits are good tits.

*lifts up robe*
*waggles eyebrows*

Posted by: Zombie Ruth Bader Ginsberg at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (UW2ZS)

497
What about butts?
- Brie Larson
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (+2xjH)
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Well, if you don't actually have a butt, it's kind of moot.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (FYe3W)

498 And Gavin just announced a three week "Stay At Home" order. Starts tomorrow.
Hope he gets hit by a High Speed Rail train.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

-------------

What happens in three weeks? I seem to remember an event of some significance coming up around the 25th. Hmmmm, it's a puzzler.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (kTF2Z)

499 >>>It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

How about Batman. Pick one.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (WOYcU)

500 How is the first election fraudulent but the resulting run-off not fraudulent?


Can't get an answer on this one, because the only answer is "Just BELIEVE".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (Y8GVo)

501 I have seen that.

Modern French elite wannabes trying to be all deep and shit. Torture leads to enlightenment.

Doesn't really work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:46 PM (NWM+b)



Yeah, especially since it goes the "Lost in Translation" ending route.

The grotesque violence can't be justified by the lame ass ending.


"A Serbian Story" I've never seen, but just reading about it made me want to kill the makers and probably anyone who knowingly watched it.

SPOILER: The protagonist fucks his ownbaby boy to death at the end.

Yeah. Seriously.

You're welcome.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (EERbD)

502 I read a Chicago police blog every day, secondcitycop.blogspot.com and listen to police radios when stuff is happening. These guys are trying to keep their freedom, pension, family and lives every day and still do a job. Every move they make, from the crooked Bushbaby mayor to the Fatass gov. try to bust them for doing that job. My bet is those cops in NY don't want to be there, they're protecting a pension or from getting reassigned duty to some shit part of the city. It's the fvcking politicians.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (+ya+t)

503 >>Never heard it from me, Jack. FWIW.

Not for all. Just those who want a fight and not a discussion.

I'm fine with people disagreeing with me. I'm beyond sick of argumentative assholes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

504 Three old cocksuckers walk into a medical clinic...

obama, bush, and clinton said they will all get vaccinated publicly

Gee, I hope none of them have any complications.

Posted by: Soothsayer's


They will all get a saline shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (S3Inb)

505 Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (bCLt0)


It was really bad, but I still have to give it to After Earth. There's something about the naive stupidity of B.E. that has a tiny bit of redemption. Not Plan 9 bad, but similar in some ways it's so poorly written. I never got angry like I did with Smith's little girl-boy.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (L8ADy)

506
I do.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


#MeToo

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (bt0mc)

507
479 It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?
Jupiter Ascending
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (gmo/4)


Prometh

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (bCLt0)

508 490 What if [hits blunt] Trump call those two on to the stage and says, "Do you have a message for Governor Kemp?"
Posted by: RoyalOil

he should do this

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (nUhF0)

509 I've never seen that movie, but the old Tom Green Show may have been trolling's finest hour. Only thing that has come close since might be the Eric Andre Show.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (H5knJ)

510 459 >>But I'm tired of stating my position coherently and civilly and getting nothing but vitriol and name calling in return. If all you can understand is Eat Shit And Die, then I guess that's what I'll start posting in the future.

My new MO as well. Feels liberating already.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)


Sorry to hear that. I understand, but still sorry.

I maintain that we need you and the filthy fuckers who hang out here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)

511 I got tits


and a boner !

Posted by: Elliot Page at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (GIeIM)

512 Funny bad???? Plan 9 from Outer Space.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (bCLt0)
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Meant to be bad. It's an enjoyable watch if you get it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (FYe3W)

513 383 373 Worst movie ever made.

It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

Pluto Nash maybe?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (UW2ZS)

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The second Fantastic Beasts movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:40 PM (NWM+b)

I wanted to say Battlefield Earth, but FB 2 is abhorrently bad. Pirates of the Caribbean 5 mocks that film bad.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (Ojki1)

514 Do we count Jerry Lewis' movie that he bought so it could never be released?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (yL25O)

515 Jackstraw.. I appreciate your optimism....I've been guilty of a few tick tocks at your expense, but it was in fun

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (Zmnko)

516
They will all get a saline shot.
Posted by: rickb223


Probably.
Well, Bush won't. Bush is stupid enough to believe in the chinese virus hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (bt0mc)

517 All tits are good tits.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (LvP5u)
........

I know, the ones on my back are sexy, no?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

518 492 Yeah, Waterworld is fine. Forgettable outside of its extravagant production.


That's Heaven's Gate in a nutshell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (guGkK)

==========

Heaven's Gate has gotten a re-evaluation recently, with some people calling it a misunderstood masterpiece.

I've seen it once, long, long ago, and I was most definitely bored by it, though there were parts I loved. The roller rink opening as the camera followed the fiddler on skates was wonderful.

I've been considering a revisit, but the Italian circus is dominating my attention now. And then I think it'll be Nolan. And then Scorsese.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (NWM+b)

519 Mammary Quality vs Mammary Quantity. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

in france, the perfect breast fills a wine glass

in brooklyn, it clogs a toilet...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM


Heh!
**ding dong**
Aunt Julie is here! Hello!!??

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (axyOa)

520 Dems won't ban cars or planes overnight. They will regulate the hell out of cars, air travel, gas, etc. And the GOP will go along with it as long as they get in on the grift. The GND is coming with or without a GOP senate.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (22mNy)

521 I tried to watch The Meg a while back. With Ruby Rose in it and the obligatory ass licking of China I could not get very far into it...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (HwiWi)

522 363
266

175


If only there was a book that foretold of things like this as a warning.





Posted by: Revelations

Child, this election is about who got more *me*.




Posted by: Numbers

depends on who's counting, doesn't it?


Posted by: Judges at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (v3pYe)

What a sorry lot.

Posted by: Lamentations at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (ynpvh)

523 I got tits
and a boner !
Posted by: Elliot Page at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (GIeIM)
++++++++++++
I doubt that. As I heard it put once regarding surgical options for trannies, "It's much easier to dig a hole than build a pole."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (hYcqw)

524 No hearings, no publicity, and not even a mention of the whole matter (the voice-voted H-1B "reform" bill in the Senate yesterday) by the principals.

I know this has some preaching-to-the-choir aspects, but my gawd, the brazenness of this whole thing, the timing. The absolute in-your-face f**k you! to about 70-80% of the country that opposes more of this (increasing skilled labor supply in US, driving down wages/opportunities).

And this is just with the *prospect* of Trump being miraculously removed from the scene, a thing seen as a spectacular unexpected salvation by most of the Beltway GOP.

I'm sure if the vile vegetable POS takes office - with or without a GOP "majority" - the Senate will step very carefully and fear the voters.

Still makes sense to preserve the nominal GOP "control" of the Senate, vs. not. But, wow. Just hope those who will rejoice in that are ready for what may lie ahead anyway (from the GOP, not the Dems).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (OTzUX)

525
Too bad HBO MAX isn't on ROKU. Then I'd probably get it.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (EERbD)

526 What was the Bill Cosby one? Leonard 6?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (y7ppq)

527 Heaven's Gate has gotten a re-evaluation recently, with some people calling it a misunderstood masterpiece.


There's always got to be contrarians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:55 PM (guGkK)

528 All tits are good tits.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (LvP5u)
++++++++++++++++
Check mine out, lover boy!
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
(.) (.)

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 03, 2020 04:55 PM (hYcqw)

529 528 Part 6 I think...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:55 PM (HwiWi)

530 That's Heaven's Gate in a nutshell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:51 PM (guGkK)

==========

Heaven's Gate has gotten a re-evaluation recently, with some people calling it a misunderstood masterpiece.

I've seen it once, long, long ago, and I was most definitely bored by it, though there were parts I loved. The roller rink opening as the camera followed the fiddler on skates was wonderful.

I've been considering a revisit, but the Italian circus is dominating my attention now. And then I think it'll be Nolan. And then Scorsese.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (NWM+b)

Heaven's Gate has good stuff in it, but it's the poster child of self-indulgence.

With a good, or a great, editor it would be a fine Western.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:55 PM (ifmtJ)

531 408 @368
Not really, best tits of all time are Lynda Carters 34C breasts.
Were they the biggest?
No. But they were attached to an Amazonianesque 5 foot 10 inch raven haired, blue eyed goddess.

And here voice was sultry as well. Smokeshow.

Total smokeshow.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (amroL)
----------------------------------------
Look up Victoria Cunningham's playboy spread.

you're welcome

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 04:55 PM (U1eOr)

532 Julie Andrews, funnily enough.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:55 PM (bCLt0)

533 364
Mathis was innocent, Vesper had betrayed Bond. Go watch the next movie Collander Quantum of Solace.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 04:27 PM (XT1Mf)



Oh, yeah...Mathis was framed! Clearly I've killed too many brain cells since being locked down on friggin' St. Patrick's Day!



I've seen Quantum of Solace, too. Daniel Craig was the second best Bond after Sean Connery, IMHO.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 04:38 PM (5FCda)

George Lazenby is in the top 10, for sure.

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (ynpvh)

534
Pretty much everybody here is done with the GOP. It's generaly understood that the party leadership is a bunch of backstabbing weasels who can never be trusted.

The only question is, where to go? The talk about tactical support for GOP candidates comes from that consideration alone. We all need to see the shape of a new party, fast. If there is a new party to rally around, then voting GOP is by and large, voting for the enemy. Where's the new place?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (XVZmW)

535 they're protecting a pension or from getting reassigned duty to some shit


Ich habe nur Befehle befolgt! Ja?

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (gmo/4)

536 There are groups organized on Facebook for Westchester, Nassau, Brooklyn, and a few others. Those are the people who collaborated to put together the protest at Macs. I have a friend in the Westchester group who is keeping an eye out for future gatherings. There was some talk from the speakers yesterday to keep coming back every day, but to my knowledge nothing was organized. I'm thinking maybe the weekend. If I hear anything I'll post here, and let JJ Sefton know.

Posted by: Tom at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (s0h8C)

537 No hearings, no publicity, and not even a mention of the whole matter
(the voice-voted H-1B "reform" bill in the Senate yesterday) by the
principals.



Behold.


Your "firewall".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (Y8GVo)

538 My new MO as well. Feels liberating already.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)

"Nothing is Happening" guy* called in - he's sucking in incredible, unstoppable energy from these comments right now - he'd demands a rematch with "So It Begins" guy* - this time its to the death!

*Action figures for 28 year old and up - Bungy cords not included, chainsaws sold separately and could constitute a chocking hazard

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (w2LAm)

539 Snakes on a Plane.

lol.. I actually liked that movie.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (nxdel)

540 Last Action Hero?

Although the pull my finger gag almost saved the whole movie

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (aO8Gd)

541 >>>It's too easy to pick on small budget movies, so how about worst movie with a big budget?

How about Batman. Pick one.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (WOYcU)

Hey, now.

Posted by: Fat Batman at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

542 The Socialists will drive gasoline prices up to stop driving.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (9sWOw)

543 Gee, the cops willingly arrest a guy who's just trying to make a living, but, meanwhile, stand down when rioters loot and burn.

Never saw that one coming, at all.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (WEBkv)

544 Solarbabies.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (FYe3W)

545 I hope you stick around Jackstraw. Don't listen to people who spend all their time looking for fault in others.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (+ya+t)

546 527
Too bad HBO MAX isn't on ROKU. Then I'd probably get it.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (EERbD)

___

It wasn't available on Amazon fire until recently. I can't imagine it not being on Roku for much longer.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (22mNy)

547 so where are all these new H1Bs going to work now durring covid?


The senate GOPe, fucking dumber than a turtle on a post

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (GIeIM)

548 I doubt that. As I heard it put once regarding surgical options for trannies, "It's much easier to dig a hole than build a pole."
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Especially to make it work as God intended it to.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (S3Inb)

549 No love for Jenny Agutter?

https://tinyurl.com/Jenny-A-at-Her-Peak

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (BM2fS)

550 518
They will all get a saline shot.
Posted by: rickb223

Probably.
Well, Bush won't. Bush is stupid enough to believe in the chinese virus hoax.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (bt0mc)

...

They'll TELL Bush he's getting a saline shot.

They'll inject him with ebola.

And we'll all be okay with that.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (yL25O)

551 My favorite moment of the GA hearing was the recording of security footage, showing the counters in Atlanta telling all the poll watchers to leave, then staying to count and tabulate without supervision, featuring a luggage case of ballots being wheeled out from under a table. This is actual, real footage captured in real-time.

And then a Dem(witted) senator saying "This has been debunked."


They are living parodies.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (ZR7kf)

552 Snakes on a Plane.

lol.. I actually liked that movie.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 04:56 PM (nxdel



Only movie in history with a four-word pitch meeting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (guGkK)

553 If he declared the bar an autonomous zone, I do not think it proper for him to be arrested.


Like Chaz, this was neutral, governed by their own.


This should not stand! Had the supporters rioted, looted and burned it would have been ok, I guess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Supermodel, Deplorable Chumpett at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (SK2xO)

554 Baby Geniuses.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (FYe3W)

555 527
Too bad HBO MAX isn't on ROKU. Then I'd probably get it.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (EERbD)

=========

They worked out a contract with Amazon a few weeks ago. I think the ROKU contract is probably getting finalized at some point soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (NWM+b)

556 I doubt that. As I heard it put once regarding surgical options for trannies, "It's much easier to dig a hole than build a pole."
=====

You ain't just whistlin' "Dixie!"

Posted by: Chaz Bono at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (iydjf)

557 368
Greatest Tits of All Time? That is a tough one to pick. And I am perfectly ok with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:39 PM (y7ppq)

Don't make the same mistake Paris made when choosing the best...

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

558 I was watching Torn Curtain the other day. Paul Newman and Julie Andrews directed by Hitchcock. Hitch did not like paying the kind of fees those two demanded and he did not get method acting. Newman before one scene asked him what his character's motivation was and Hitch said " Your salary"

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (HwiWi)

559 Jack Straw I always enjoy your posts FWIW.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (nxdel)

560 >How is the first election fraudulent but the resulting run-off not fraudulent?

Can't get an answer on this one, because the only answer is "Just BELIEVE".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (Y8GVo)

Was wondering the same. Seems like classic cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (L106N)

561 516 Do we count Jerry Lewis' movie that he bought so it could never be released?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (yL25O)

Supposedly there is a dispute over the rights that is preventing its release.

Library of Congress has a copy but is contractually unable to show it to (most) people until 2024 I think.

So if you think 2020 has been bad, 2024 is waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (Ojki1)

562 Republicans: We need stimulus to help Americans struggling with Covid and job losses

Also Republicans: Hey everyone in India and China, wanna come to America and work for slave wages? Come on in!!

Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (22mNy)

563 Georga back up on OAN

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (9sWOw)

564 533 Heaven's Gate has good stuff in it, but it's the poster child of self-indulgence.

With a good, or a great, editor it would be a fine Western.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:55 PM (ifmtJ)

========

I remember feeling like The Deer Hunter was good and not great, and it contains all the warning signs of an auteur too in love with his own suspect talent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (NWM+b)

565 Martin Short's Clifford, I walked out of this movie. Worst movie I've ever seen.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (l6b3d)

566 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

And it had my *favorite* actor, and a favorite action star.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (FYe3W)

567 Too bad HBO MAX isn't on ROKU. Then I'd probably get it.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (EERbD)


Workaround:

https://tinyurl.com/yxsnubuu

Roku and HBO nearing finalizing deal.

https://tinyurl.com/y5k3ubpq

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (L8ADy)

568 Very encouraging to see this in deep blue NYC. This needs to spread nationwide. NOW. Exit question, can we take any lessons from the Solidarity movement in formerly communist Poland?

Posted by: Augustine at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (Alp4m)

569 reposting from earlier for the hell of it

-----

Remember, the fight to take back the country and drain the swamp was going to be really hard. Almost insurmountable.

Then Trump came and made a difference even with what he was up against.

Stepping back from all of the day to day garbage, Trump seems like a turning point in history. We have to keep pushing, because this is the first time we are being heard and making a difference.

When have you seen the groundswell of support - taking to the waterways, the roads and the ground in support of a conservative President? These are unprecedented times which is why the fight from the left is even more vicious. We have made inroads. Trump won't give up, so we should not.

Vote for those two tools or we are worse off than ever.

War.
We need to hold the line.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (sfhL4)

570 528 What was the Bill Cosby one? Leonard 6?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:54 PM (y7ppq)

Leonard Part 6. A movie so bad Cosby was telling people not to go see it during the press tour.

And he made Ghost Dad.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (Ojki1)

571 Snakes on a Plane.

lol.. I actually liked that movie.


Snakes on a Plane is exactly what you'd expect from it's title. It's like Cowboys v Aliens. You know what to expect going in, and it's reasonably fun.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (UW2ZS)

572 Irish democracy it is, then.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (7o4Oo)

573 Newman before one scene asked him what his character's motivation was and Hitch said " Your salary"

lmao.. I wonder what Newman's reaction was?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (nxdel)

574
562 Jack Straw I always enjoy your posts FWIW.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (nxdel)


Same here. Measured and consistent. An asset to our mob.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (bCLt0)

575 So if you think 2020 has been bad, 2024 is waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (Ojki1)
++++++++++++
You gotta get through me first. Strap in.

Posted by: 2021 at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (hYcqw)

576 Jenny Agutter was pretty much guaranteed to get naked in every movie she was in from the mid 70's through the mid 80's.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (HwiWi)

577
We were basically a fascist state under FDR.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy


He still has cult status.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (63Dwl)

578 The Sandler Oeuvre should probably be given some consideration. Little Nicky, et all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (y7ppq)

579 Zardoz. That one sucked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (guGkK)

580 476 471 I actually read the book Battlefield Earth
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:49 PM (HwiWi)

========

I did too. I like it.

I was also about 14.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:50 PM (NWM+b)

Same.
It's kind of two completely different books smashed together. Maybe three.

The 'Mission Earth' books now...woo boy...might be the worst book series I ever finished.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (ifmtJ)

581 But my son told me that Uwe Boll doesn't actually make movies. He makes investment scams. (and that's not a joke).

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (FYe3W)

582 Is Leonard Part 6 in contention? Never saw it.

Knowing about Cosby now would make watching him even worse.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (yL25O)

583
So if you think 2020 has been bad, 2024 is waiting in the wings.
---
Full solar eclipse over most of the US that year as well

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (aO8Gd)

584 564 516 Do we count Jerry Lewis' movie that he bought so it could never be released?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (yL25O)

Supposedly there is a dispute over the rights that is preventing its release.

Library of Congress has a copy but is contractually unable to show it to (most) people until 2024 I think.

So if you think 2020 has been bad, 2024 is waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (Ojki1)

=========

I think the contract allows them to screen it, but forbids any kind of mass release, especially on home video.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (NWM+b)

585 528 What was the Bill Cosby one? Leonard 6?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

my southern rock/date rape tribute band is Skynyrd Part 6

Posted by: x at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (0tE/i)

586 Jack Straw I always enjoy your posts FWIW.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (nxdel)

Same. I appreciate the optimism.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (oh+79)

587
So if you think 2020 has been bad, 2024 is waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Bete
++++++++++++
You gotta get through me first. Strap in.
Posted by: 2021


2024 has a solar eclipse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (63Dwl)

588 https://mobile.twitter.com/BrianTh37895972/
status/1334608580884905984

Remember: it is a **federal crime** to knowingly count/tabulate fake votes.

For **each count** a person is convicted of, it's a fine of up to $250,000 and/or up to 5 yrs in prison.

Sweet dreams, you Democratic machine idiots!

Posted by: bat nationalist back from danni ashe break at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (tUPjb)

589 Barbarella.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (bCLt0)

590 568 Martin Short's Clifford, I walked out of this movie. Worst movie I've ever seen.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (l6b3d)

Remember watching this when I was about 10-12. Was amazing. Tried to stream it the other night and couldn't find it anywhere. The world's loss, I suppose.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (KbCG3)

591 569 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

And it had my *favorite* actor, and a favorite action star.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (FYe3W)

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Using an Uwe Boll movie is just too easy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (NWM+b)

592 Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

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Glad to see you here.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (/669Q)

593 579 Jenny Agutter was pretty much guaranteed to get naked in every movie she was in from the mid 70's through the mid 80's.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (HwiWi)

Yep.

Her, Shanon Tweed, Linnea Quigley are all wonderful.

Also every Andy Sedaris movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (ifmtJ)

594 But I'm tired of stating my position coherently and civilly and getting nothing but vitriol and name calling in return. If all you can understand is Eat Shit And Die, then I guess that's what I'll start posting in the future.

My new MO as well. Feels liberating already.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)


Meh, don't let the few bring you down. Do you know how many read this site? Do as I do, ignore those that attack you. It shows their character.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (sfhL4)

595 Right here boys! It's my friggin name.

Posted by: Grand Tetons at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (l6b3d)

596 562 Jack Straw I always enjoy your posts FWIW.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (nxdel)


Same here. Measured and consistent. An asset to our mob.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (bCLt0)


I'll join. There are a few commenters whose posts are always worth thinking about, and yours are right in there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (guGkK)

597 they're protecting a pension or from getting reassigned duty to some shit

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Being the honest cop in a department is not easy. And not rewarding either.

Posted by: Serpico at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (Ojki1)

598 Prometh
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (bCLt0)


We're pro meth

Posted by: The State of Oregon at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (786Ro)

599 They have been very good to me over the years and I am leaving without bad blood or burnt bridges. My industry has a helluva revolving door and I want to leave on good terms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 04:18 PM (hYcqw)


You're doing the right thing. But don't over do it. I would definitely show my replacement the ropes so they can have a running start.

As an example, I'm a construction superintendent. Sometimes I'm required to leave a job I started to go somewhere else. Before I leave, I leave the new person a list of work to be completed and a synopsis of the crew left behind...their strengths and weaknesses, and other pertinent info.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (R5lpX)

600 580


We were basically a fascist state under FDR.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy



He still has cult status.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (63Dwl)

In China, Mao is considered a god by some and left offerings. Must be an incarnation of Kali.

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (ynpvh)

601 Remember: it is a **federal crime** to knowingly count/tabulate fake votes.

For **each count** a person is convicted of, it's a fine of up to $250,000 and/or up to 5 yrs in prison.

Sweet dreams, you Democratic machine idiots!
Posted by: bat nationalist



How many have been arrested?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (S3Inb)

602 Tom Hanks has been really solid for a couple decades, but he made some stinkers too.

Turner and Hooch for example.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (UW2ZS)

603 Zuckerberg is a domestic terrorist testimony in Georgia!

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (tUPjb)

604 330
Fine, you wear this f*cking robe.

Posted by: Manos at December 03, 2020 04:35 PM (uhPTO)

++++++++++++++

I think "Manos: The Hands of Fate" might actually be the worst movie
ever. "The Star Wars Holiday Special" is in the running, too.


the assassination of leon trotsky

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (sGtp+)

605 569 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

And it had my *favorite* actor, and a favorite action star.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (FYe3W)

...

LIke the computer game Dungeon Siege? Was this a tie-in?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (yL25O)

606 Only movie in history with a four-word pitch meeting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 04:57 PM (guGkK)
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Snakes on a plane are tight!

Posted by: Studio Executive at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (FYe3W)

607 Remember: it is a **federal crime** to knowingly count/tabulate fake votes.

For **each count** a person is convicted of, it's a fine of up to $250,000 and/or up to 5 yrs in prison.

Sweet dreams, you Democratic machine idiots!
Posted by: bat nationalist back from danni ashe break at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (tUPjb)

Is there a term for a law not enforced? If there is, this is that.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (KbCG3)

608 Look up Victoria Cunningham's playboy spread.

you're welcome
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 04:55 PM (U1eOr)
........

They're pointing at me!
*turns around, looks to see if somebody is standing behind me*

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

609 Barbarella.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (bCLt0)


I appreciate it for its time capsule aesthetic. Writers and actors on LSD were a lot more entertaining than on coke.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (L8ADy)

610 You're doing the right thing. But don't over do it. I would definitely show my replacement the ropes so they can have a running start.

As an example, I'm a construction superintendent. Sometimes I'm required to leave a job I started to go somewhere else. Before I leave, I leave the new person a list of work to be completed and a synopsis of the crew left behind...their strengths and weaknesses, and other pertinent info.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (R5lpX)
+++++++++
Yup, that's what I am doing. Listing out everything, what's involved, who I recommend for it and hopefully hand it all off with a bow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (hYcqw)

611 The Wild Wild West remake

Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (786Ro)

612 My bet is those cops in NY don't want to be there, they're protecting a
pension or from getting reassigned duty to some shit part of the city.
It's the fvcking politicians.

---
It starts with the politicians.

But if the cops choose their pension over our freedom, that choice defines our relationship.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (kOpft)

613 Jenny Agutter was pretty much guaranteed to get naked in every movie she was in from the mid 70's through the mid 80's.

There was a long stretch of movies where I was guaranteed to appear.

Posted by: Goldie Hawn's Ass at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (UW2ZS)

614 Them!

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (bCLt0)

615 576 Another great Hitchcock story wast told by Bruce Dern. Hitch's last movie Family Plot Bruce Dern said on the set one day " How did I get the lead in this movie?" And Hitchcock says Mister Packynow wanted $1 million dollars, Hitch does not pay actors $1 million dollars" Dern said it took him a while to realize Mister Packynow was Al Pacino.....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (HwiWi)

616 608 569 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

And it had my *favorite* actor, and a favorite action star.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (FYe3W)

...

LIke the computer game Dungeon Siege? Was this a tie-in?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (yL25O)

==========

Yes.

Like Postal and Alone in the Dark, Boll got the rights to a few video games to try and juice whatever box office take he could get.

I fully buy the scam idea, though. Boll was using German tax law loopholes to enrich himself through making films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (NWM+b)

617 I Love You Alice B. Toklas.

An absolute piece of shit, right down to the grating theme music.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (guGkK)

618 Martin Short's Clifford, I walked out of this movie. Worst movie I've ever seen.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (l6b3d)

Remember watching this when I was about 10-12. Was amazing. Tried to stream it the other night and couldn't find it anywhere. The world's loss, I suppose.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (KbCG3)


I could see kids liking it. I was in college and not drunk or high enough.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (l6b3d)

619 I remember feeling like The Deer Hunter was good and not great, and it contains all the warning signs of an auteur too in love with his own suspect talent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (NWM+b)

It has similar problems, but the performances were stronger, so it sorta carried it up a level.

I think it could have benefited from Joel Cox or someone on his level editing it too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (ifmtJ)

620 Tom Hanks has been really solid for a couple decades, but he made some stinkers too.

Turner and Hooch for example.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (UW2ZS)


Joe vs The Volcano is one of the greatest movies ever made. That Abe Vigoda didn't get an oscar is a travesty.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (L8ADy)

621 >>GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE:

Disney undergoing restructuring of their holdings, announce layoffs to ABC News division. Other Disney holdings getting similar cuts with insiders calling it "a bloodbath."


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEIR NEWS DIVISION HELPED KILL THEIR THEME PARK AND MOVIE DIVISIONS WITH THEIR COVID FEAR PORN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)

622 Tom Hanks has been really solid for a couple decades, but he made some stinkers too.

Turner and Hooch for example.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (UW2ZS)


at some point, they just stop trying

either they are under contract for so many movies
or need another new house somewhere
or just old and can't hack it anymore

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (sfhL4)

623 I'm pro Jackstraw

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (nUhF0)

624 Election rigging has been occurring for as long as elections have been taking place. There will be an audit. All ballots and data must be preserved for years for that very purpose. It just won't be done in the next two weeks.
I remember that the analysis of FL's vote in 2000 was released a year or two later.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


22 months.

Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (LPnfS)

625 615 It starts with the politicians.
But if the cops choose their pension over our freedom, that choice defines our relationship.
This



Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (tEsMf)

626 After Connery died, I tried to watch Zardoz.

I had to tap out. That movie is terrible.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (UW2ZS)

627 Remains of the Day. Real wrist slitter, that one.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bCLt0)

628 Do we count Jerry Lewis' movie that he bought so it could never be released?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (yL25O)



The Day the Clown Cried. The one he made before that was Which Way to the Front? I think it lasted in theaters about 1 or 2 weeks. It actually hurt to watch it. It is godawful.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (KJfQF)

629 Using an Uwe Boll movie is just too easy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:00 PM (NWM+b)
---
Again. You used the word "movie".

Uwe bilks investors.

Honestly, I had heard of all kinds of diatribes against this guy "Uwe Boll". And I thought, how can it be that bad?

And it was.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (FYe3W)

630 I think a sub "worst movie" category is in order:

Worst movie to win an Oscar.

Opening nomination: "Klute."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (WEBkv)

631 614 The Wild Wild West remake
Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (786Ro)

Horrifying, to be sure (Selma Hayek's ass? I am ok with that part.)

However, it was one of those kind of banal horrible movies. Just bad- not bad in some particularly offensive way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (y7ppq)

632 >>And then a Dem(witted) senator saying "This has been debunked."

Its like their 'go to' line for every problem in life:

Waiter: "Sir, your card has been declined."
Dem: "That's been debunked, dumbass!"
Waiter: "Also, the police are outside, they say you've violated your parole."
Dem: "Raycist!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (w2LAm)

633 622 I remember feeling like The Deer Hunter was good and not great, and it contains all the warning signs of an auteur too in love with his own suspect talent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (NWM+b)

It has similar problems, but the performances were stronger, so it sorta carried it up a level.

I think it could have benefited from Joel Cox or someone on his level editing it too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

I feel like it becomes a cartoon once we see that Chris Walken is still alive after years of playing Russian roulette.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (NWM+b)

634 Greatest Tits of All Time? That is a tough one to pick. And I am perfectly ok with that.

Donna R. circa late 1970's. My, my that girl was horny.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (+ya+t)

635 The Wild Wild West remake

Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (786Ro)



All of the energy the original series had, it didn't.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 05:05 PM (ZSK0i)

636 608 569 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

And it had my *favorite* actor, and a favorite action star.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2020 04:58 PM (FYe3W)

...

LIke the computer game Dungeon Siege? Was this a tie-in?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (yL25O)

Yes and yes.

The movie is worse then Bloodrayne.
Boll is a hack and a fraud, in the legal sense.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:05 PM (ifmtJ)

637 604
Remember: it is a **federal crime** to knowingly count/tabulate fake votes.



For **each count** a person is convicted of, it's a fine of up to $250,000 and/or up to 5 yrs in prison.



Sweet dreams, you Democratic machine idiots!

Posted by: bat nationalist







How many have been arrested?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (S3Inb)

They're making a list for prosecution...Oh, my bad, the LEFT is making of list of Trump supporters for persecution. Never mind.

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 05:05 PM (ynpvh)

638 Remember: it is a **federal crime** to knowingly count/tabulate fake votes.

For **each count** a person is convicted of, it's a fine of up to $250,000 and/or up to 5 yrs in prison.

Sweet dreams, you Democratic machine idiots!
Posted by: bat nationalist

How many have been arrested?
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[bagpipe noise suddenly stops; heavy footfalls retreating into the distance]

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 05:05 PM (aO8Gd)

639 Never been a fan of Woody Allen

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:05 PM (9sWOw)

640 Gavin is bringing back the shutdowns!!

YeeHaww!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (q177U)

641 Wait, wait, wait, the actual worst movie in the category of movies everyone claims was amazing was A Star is Born.

What an absolute abomination that turd was.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (KbCG3)

642 I have *four* pronouns, fuckers!

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (FYe3W)

643


Translation: The GOPe can stand back and let the Left steal Trump's win from his voters, but it's beyond the pale to suggest Trump's voters stand back and let the Left steal the GOPe Senators' win.

Newt can f$#@ right off.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

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We gotta save the Senate because we are letting the Democrats steal the Presidency.

Not a winning slogan.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (eMEkg)

644 638 The Wild Wild West remake

Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 05:03 PM (786Ro)


All of the energy the original series had, it didn't.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 03, 2020 05:05 PM (ZSK0i)

==========

At least we got that giant spider.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (NWM+b)

645 Contact.. Hated that movie.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (bCLt0)

646
Prometh

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 04:53 PM (bCLt0)



We're pro meth

Posted by: The State of Oregon at December 03, 2020 05:01 PM (786Ro)

Meth, we're on it!

-- The State of South Dakota

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

647 I still remember we rented American Werwolf in London and my mother covered my eyes with her hand during the shower scene....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (HwiWi)

648 I had to tap out. That movie is terrible.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (UW2ZS)


You didn't smoke enough dope. Dope and malt liquor. A handful of Quaaludes too. Quaaludes, dope and malt liquor.

The gun is good. The penis is evil.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (L8ADy)

649 I'm pro Jackstraw
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (nUhF0)


made me chuckle

I would say 99.99 percent here are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (sfhL4)

650 I found the perfect Christmas present for every Democrat on my list this year:

https://tinyurl.com/y3q8sk7s

Posted by: President Elect - MrObvious at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (k+h+d)

651 I'm pro Jackstraw
Posted by: preznit select vmom


Yeah! Paper straws just don't cut it !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (LPnfS)

652
At least we got that giant spider.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (NWM+b)



You shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (GbPPJ)

653 630 Remains of the Day. Real wrist slitter, that one.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bCLt0)

That one worked for me. Broke my heart, watching someone so repressed they couldn't reach for happiness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (ifmtJ)

654 Tom Hanks has been really solid for a couple decades, but he made some stinkers too.



Turner and Hooch for example.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (UW2ZS)


Tom Hanks is the most over rated actor ever. He peaked with Bosom Buddies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (KJfQF)

655 Gavin is bringing back the shutdowns!!



YeeHaww!!!!

Posted by: Max Power



The blood of every resulting suicide in his state is on his hands.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (Y8GVo)

656 Prince of Tides.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (bCLt0)

657 But idiots like you don't realize that they are
marginally better than the Democrats, so preserving a Republican
majority in the Senate will have real-world consequences, unlike in your
masturbatory fantasies about CWII.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 04:32 PM (xT2tT


So glad you opined. And pithy as always. I expected nothing less, and you never disappoint. And I apologize for the tardiness of my reply. Work never ceases.


So let's dive into this - let's assume the GOP and DNC are not two halves of a UniParty. That would make your statement true - that picking the lesser of two evils is a logical choice. Let's run with this.

The GOP has shown us again, this week with the H1B legislation, that they are not 100% "for us". The DNC shows us every day that they are most certainly 100% "against us". That would imply a slow, steady gain for the DNC in all matters - as you continue to doggedly defend the GOP in order to lose more slowly. Sound familiar ? It should - it's been a criticism of the GOP, and Conservatism, for quite some time. And the DNC has shown us that they can put their thumb on the electoral scales to the tune of millions. The GOP has shown us that they don't mind all that much.


Now - maybe, if you vote GOP hard enough, things will not get so bad so quick that you can't die before they get truly miserable. Assuming the DNC doesn't get too ambitious too soon, because they've shown you that they can veto the GOP at the ballot box at any time. Well - what's the best case of your strategy ? A steady loss of your means to resist. You're playing for time - when time is not on your side.

This argument should ring true to you. You live in New Jersey. You've already had to move certain magazines and such outside your state. You should understand the notion of incrementalism.

Should you have climbed a clock tower over the latest New Jersey gun law ? No. Not if that law was the end of it. But that's the brilliance of incrementalism. They keep giving you logical choices to comply - until they get you to the point where you no longer have a choice.

FYI - I'm not masturbating right now. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But keep it classy, Dildo. You do you.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (DurKO)

658 The Deer Hunter was bad, totally forgot how bad it is

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (9sWOw)

659 did jackstraw get banhammer or something?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (GIeIM)

660 611 They're pointing at me!
*turns around, looks to see if somebody is standing behind me*
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (v0R5T)
---------------------------------------------
I know right? Best ever.

Denise Michell (also playboy) was also breathtaking.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (U1eOr)

661 648 Contact.. Hated that movie.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (bCLt0)

me too

I hate pretentious scifi

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (nUhF0)

662 If they change the bar's name to Elliott Page, can they stay open?

Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (BDPmp)

663 655
At least we got that giant spider.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (NWM+b)


You shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (GbPPJ)

You're right. We didn't get the giant spider, it's now traveling freely across the blog.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (Zm+LZ)

664 I don't even mind the race swapped Jim West it's just that the movie is bad....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (HwiWi)

665 Zuckerberg hates "Trump" voters and "Trump" Counties testimony.

Also BiNo should be fuming at this.below

https://mobile.twitter.com/KenatGV/
status/1334579124917121024

per testimony each machine has a log with transmitted upload time; however the machines appear to have been "wiped"

US CODE title 46 - all election documents must be mainted 22 months, i.e. if they can't show an archive then the election is invalid

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (tUPjb)

666 The English Patient

Posted by: Elaine Benes at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

667 did jackstraw get banhammer or something?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (GIeIM)


No but he's holding a gun to his head and threatening to shoot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (guGkK)

668 655

You shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (GbPPJ)


Heh. Spiders from Mars.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (bCLt0)

669 656 630 Remains of the Day. Real wrist slitter, that one.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bCLt0)

That one worked for me. Broke my heart, watching someone so repressed they couldn't reach for happiness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

But where are the explosions?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (NWM+b)

670 Irish democracy it is, then.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 03, 2020 04:59 PM (7o4Oo)

It may come to that, laddie.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (5FCda)

671 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA. True story. Those aren't scare quotes.


Then the mayor walked to lunch at his favorite restaurant.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (szqvX)

672 This election situation reminds me of the movie Serpico when he gets shot. Trump is Serpico jammed in the door, the deep state are the drug dealers in the room pointing a gun at him and the GOPe is the backup standing in the hallway not lifting a finger to help.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (tEsMf)

673 You're right. We didn't get the giant spider, it's now traveling freely across the blog.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (Zm+LZ)



SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (GbPPJ)

674 The GOPe is so dumb they don't understand things will never go back to normal. The line has been crossed.

Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (q177U)

675 It starts with the politicians.

But if the cops choose their pension over our freedom, that choice defines our relationship.

If I am 5 years and out for a full pension and insurance, I don't give a fuck. I'm taking care of my family and getting out of this shithole state.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (+ya+t)

676 Gavin is bringing back the shutdowns!!

YeeHaww!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (q177U)


#threeweeks

https://tinyurl.com/y6g7qo9w

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (L8ADy)

677 >>> 630 Remains of the Day. Real wrist slitter, that one.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bCLt0)


That's nothing on post war European cinema. Bicycle Thieves?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (l6b3d)

678 Jack, I doubt you need my personal affirmation. What I will say is I would not take all of the mud around here personally. Everyone is running a bit tight right now because we are in that crazy 'what do we do? Fuck you! Look at this asshole! Where are my keys?' phase of problem solving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (y7ppq)

679 Paper straws are brutal. One of those annoying virtue signals

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (HwiWi)

680 624
>>GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE:



Disney undergoing restructuring of their holdings, announce layoffs
to ABC News division. Other Disney holdings getting similar cuts with
insiders calling it "a bloodbath."





IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEIR NEWS DIVISION HELPED KILL THEIR THEME PARK AND MOVIE DIVISIONS WITH THEIR COVID FEAR PORN.



Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)

Now we'll never have a gender swapped Smokey and the Bandit!!!! Aiiiiieeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (h1Vid)

681 Yup, that's what I am doing. Listing out everything, what's involved, who I recommend for it and hopefully hand it all off with a bow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:02 PM (hYcqw)


Well, at least you have a couple of weeks. I usually have a day or at most a weekend before I have to leave for the next job. Pertinent info might include remarks such as, so in so is a good worker...give him a task and stay out of his way, whereas this other guy needs constant supervision and that guy will slack off if you don't pay attention. (This one usually isn't a problem because I tend to get rid of slackers asap.)

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (R5lpX)

682 680 >>> 630 Remains of the Day. Real wrist slitter, that one.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bCLt0)


That's nothing on post war European cinema. Bicycle Thieves?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (l6b3d)

==========

Ah, Italian neo-realism is kind of my jam.

De Sica made some good movies. So did Rossellini.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (NWM+b)

683 >>I'm pro Jackstraw

I'm pro almost all of you which is why I waste so much time here. I know we are all stressed but none of us is the enemy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

684 We gotta save the Senate because we are letting the Democrats steal the Presidency.

Not a winning slogan.
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (eMEkg)


nope

if Trump loses this, I'm writing in my choice for elections from now on - will be done with gop for good, just like fox, just like drudge, just like netflix, spotify... etc. I won't go back. Never again.

the line has been drawn
they are fools to think we will forget these past 4 years of hell for the man we voted for that the did not support and tried to destroy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (sfhL4)

685 The Deer Hunter was bad, totally forgot how bad it is
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (9sWOw)
---
Yep. I saw it and wondered if Cimino ever deserved the accolades prior to Heaven's Gate.

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (FYe3W)

686 686 >>I'm pro Jackstraw

I'm pro almost all of you which is why I waste so much time here. I know we are all stressed but none of us is the enemy.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

*mischievous smile*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (NWM+b)

687 Every Best Picture winner since 2011, especially Moonlight, has been shit

But yes, also The English Patient.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ifmtJ)

688 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

689 I'm pro almost all of you which is why I waste so much time here. I know we are all stressed but none of us is the enemy.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)


*fistbump*

Except garrett.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (guGkK)

690 Was kidding about being shot on site earlier, but it might come around for real.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (9sWOw)

691 Tom Hanks is the most over rated actor ever. He peaked with Bosom Buddies.

K, but you're wrong.

Al Pacino is the most over rated actor ever.
Or maybe Julia Roberts.
Or maybe Dustin Hoffman.

Hanks in Road to Perdition and Saving Private Ryan is peak late-stage awesome Hanks.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (UW2ZS)

692

now stand back and watch me boner !

Posted by: Elliot Page at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (GIeIM)

693 The blood of every resulting suicide in his state is on his hands.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (Y8GVo)


And he'll do fingerpaintings of hearts and people holding hands.

Then he'll go hang out at his winery with friends. Because board meeting.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (L8ADy)

694 The worst movie ever made was Starship Troopers. That scumbag Paul Verhoeven took a great libertarian classic, full of deep thoughts about valor, duty, and earned citizenship, and turned it into anti-military bug shit.

Posted by: motionview at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (pYQR/)

695 The Depression Trilogy by Lars Von Trier:

Antichrist

Melancholia

Nymphomaniac



Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (BM2fS)

696 that movie Diane Keaton was in

Posted by: x at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (0tE/i)

697 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

When it came out - Animal House

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

698 JackStraw peddled false hope and #TwoWeeks stuff for years. And now he's mad that people are mad at him? LOL. That's funny shit right there.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (22mNy)

699 What I want to know is alex' opinion about Danni Ashe.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (bCLt0)

700 Tom Hanks is the most over rated actor ever. He peaked with Bosom Buddies.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (KJfQF)

Easy for you to say...last I heard, you're sharing an IP with Barbara Steisand...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (w2LAm)

701 690 Every Best Picture winner since 2011, especially Moonlight, has been shit

But yes, also The English Patient.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ifmtJ)

========

Does that include The Artist?

Because The Artist is charming.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (NWM+b)

702 >>Except garrett.

I said almost.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

703 674 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA. True story. Those aren't scare quotes.


Then the mayor walked to lunch at his favorite restaurant.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (szqvX)

__________

Isn't it past time that we banned "unnecessary eating" not to mention "unnecessary breathing?"

Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (PnpIB)

704
We gotta save the Senate because we are letting the Democrats steal the Presidency.

Not a winning slogan.
--
Well, it's my fault. I didn't send $20, $50 or even $100 to the RNC this year.
And now they're out of money and can't afford the good slogans.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (aO8Gd)

705 The Deer Hunter was bad, totally forgot how bad it is
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:07 PM (9sWOw)


I haven't seen since it was new in theaters. Usually, if a movie doesn't stick with me and I have no desire to rewatch it, there's a reason.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (L8ADy)

706 Giuliani on Twitter just now:

"Smoking gun from Georgia. Election in Georgia is now PROVEN to be a fraud."

https://tinyurl.com/y4x6vgbk

Posted by: Nevyan at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (a7HML)

707 Gavin is bringing back the shutdowns!!

YeeHaww!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (q177U)

#threeweeks

https://tinyurl.com/y6g7qo9w
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (L8ADy)



If it happens where I live, it will be the first time in a decade I can spend Christmas at home with all of my own preparations and relax without travel. I'm looking forward to that part

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (sfhL4)

708 I'm on team Jackstraw...say, are you sparkly?

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (a0IVu)

709 >>The English Patient



THIS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (bDqIh)

710 691 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

Blazing Saddles.

It is also the most quotable movie of all time. Every single line.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (U1eOr)

711 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

---------------

Ruthless People
Arsenic and Old Lace

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (WEBkv)

712 JackStraw, Tami, Bluebell, Grammie Winger, IrishEli and Dave from FL are the only reasons we lurk. And contribute to Ace's income.

Posted by: BrendaMolinski at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (ZAqay)

713 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA. True story. Those aren't scare quotes.

Nobody walks in L.A.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (guGkK)

714 >>> Ah, Italian neo-realism is kind of my jam.

De Sica made some good movies. So did Rossellini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (NWM+b)


Not on my list of worst movies certainly. But very depressive. I can't watch it without following it shortly after with a dumb feel good comedy like tommy boy. Because I'm a sensitive, delicate, softy.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (l6b3d)

715 697 On the other hand, Dina Meyer in the shower scene...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (HwiWi)

716 Tom Hanks is the most over rated actor ever. He peaked with Bosom Buddies.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (KJfQF)

...

I watched Bachelor Party recently for I don't know what reason.

I wasn't sure afterward what we ever found funny about Hanks.

I remember liking Money Pit.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (yL25O)

717 But I'm tired of stating my position coherently and civilly and getting nothing but vitriol and name calling in return. If all you can understand is Eat Shit And Die, then I guess that's what I'll start posting in the future.

My new MO as well. Feels liberating already.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:48 PM (ZLI7S)


What? You have tons of support here. Always.

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

718 716 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA. True story. Those aren't scare quotes.

Nobody walks in L.A.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (guGkK)

========

Steve Martin taught me that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (NWM+b)

719 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Archer



So I Married An Axe Murderer

Blues Brothers

Animal House

Porky's

Blazing Saddles

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (BM2fS)

720 672 656 630 Remains of the Day. Real wrist slitter, that one.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bCLt0)

That one worked for me. Broke my heart, watching someone so repressed they couldn't reach for happiness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

But where are the explosions?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (NWM+b)

For everything there is a season.
For bare asses and titties and repressed Englishment,
For explosions, and goofy comedy,
for musicals and animation

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (ifmtJ)

721 Giuliani on Twitter just now:

"Smoking gun from Georgia. Election in Georgia is now PROVEN to be a fraud."

https://tinyurl.com/y4x6vgbk
Posted by: Nevyan at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (a7HML)


this was an important state too because they all seem like jackals

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (sfhL4)

722 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

When it came out - Animal House
Posted by: Archer


Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (S3Inb)

723 I'm pro almost all of you which is why I waste so much time here. I know we are all stressed but none of us is the enemy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
---
You're not my enemy, but skepticism about what you've been maintaining has been growing for some time. That's all.

I appreciate the optimism but try to cut down on some of the authority airs.

I still would prefer to believe your scenarios, given my druthers.

Be well.

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (FYe3W)

724 You have to hear the Kevin Smith story about Bab's hairdresser and Wild Wild West.

Posted by: motionview at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (pYQR/)

725 The worst movie ever made was Starship Troopers. That scumbag Paul
Verhoeven took a great libertarian classic, full of deep thoughts about
valor, duty, and earned citizenship, and turned it into anti-military
bug shit.
=============
You're a tough judge. All I remember from that movie is Dina Meyer took a shower.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (szqvX)

726 Tom Hanks is the most over rated actor ever. He peaked with Bosom Buddies.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (KJfQF)

He was great as Jim Ignatowski's Harvard roommate on Taxi.

He was the cause of all Jim's problems.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (4tiP2)

727

We should all phone up the RNC and ask for all our money back that we EVER sent them

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (GIeIM)

728 Elisha Dushku.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (bCLt0)

729 Heh. Spiders from Mars.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (bCLt0)

Ziggy played guitar

Jamming good with Weird and Gilly

And the Spiders from Mars

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (KJfQF)

730 >>JackStraw peddled false hope and #TwoWeeks stuff for years. And now he's mad that people are mad at him? LOL. That's funny shit right there.

Eat shit and die moo moo.

That really does feel good.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (ZLI7S)

731 Worst movie discussions must include "The Skin I Live In."

*shudders*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

732 Next thing to be made illegal in California: Unnecessary breathing

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (HwiWi)

733 717 >>> Ah, Italian neo-realism is kind of my jam.

De Sica made some good movies. So did Rossellini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (NWM+b)


Not on my list of worst movies certainly. But very depressive. I can't watch it without following it shortly after with a dumb feel good comedy like tommy boy. Because I'm a sensitive, delicate, softy.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (l6b3d)

=========

I get it. Sad movies elicit emotions that many people don't want from their frivolous entertainment, and that's okay.

I love it, though.

I watched Nights of Cabiria a couple of nights ago, and I was almost in tears. I loved it just so much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (NWM+b)

734 ho betrayed Bond in Casino Royale?



Some people are pro-Vesper.

Some people are pro-Mathis.

Remember Bond came back and worked with Mathis is a later movie, so no question, Vesper.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (cQSFk)

735 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Raising Arizona.

Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (LPnfS)

736 I thought no one walked in L.A.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (H5knJ)

737 So I Married An Axe Murderer

---
Actually, that could be Mike Meyers' best.

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (FYe3W)

738 Easy for you to say...last I heard, you're sharing an IP with Barbara Steisand...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (w2LAm)


That's BS. It's Alyssa Milano.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (KJfQF)

739 704 690 Every Best Picture winner since 2011, especially Moonlight, has been shit

But yes, also The English Patient.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ifmtJ)

========

Does that include The Artist?

Because The Artist is charming.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (NWM+b)

Is it?
Is it really?

*grinds teeth*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)

740 "We gotta save the Senate because we are letting the Democrats steal the Presidency."

Funny. Not necessarily accurate, but enough seeming truthiness to be funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (OTzUX)

741 722 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Archer



So I Married An Axe Murderer

Blues Brothers

Animal House

Porky's

Blazing Saddles

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (BM2fS)

Caddyshack.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (4tiP2)

742 644 Wait, wait, wait, the actual worst movie in the category of movies everyone claims was amazing was A Star is Born.

What an absolute abomination that turd was.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (KbCG3)

Which one? There are like 4.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Ojki1)

743
Wait, wait, wait, the actual worst movie in the category of movies everyone claims was amazing was A Star is Born.

Which version?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

744 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA. True story. Those aren't scare quotes.

Nobody walks in L.A.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)




Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/Fuck-You-Garcetti---Missing-P



Damn. I forgot how much I liked that band.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (BM2fS)

745 Gavin is bringing back the shutdowns!!

YeeHaww!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (q177U)

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Posted by: Gavin Newssolini at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (v0R5T)

746 Most laugh out loud in the theater - Airplane!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Kpl3J)

747 Walked out of Rick Springfield's movie Hard to Hold. It was $1 night and I asked for my money back.

Posted by: Global warming, climate change, whatever fools the rubes at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (8Ou+H)

748 Mars Attacks was pretty damn good

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (HwiWi)

749 This is a start, but unless officials are hanged, I don't think it's going to change much.

Posted by: InCali at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (9AFWN)

750 The GOPe is so dumb they don't understand things will never go back to normal. The line has been crossed.
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (q177U)


How dumb are they ? We've still got Op Eds from the Number Two here telling everyone that doing anything other than voting them in is political suicide. They just gained House seats.

I think the GOP is just sitting there, lighting a cig, and asking "Baby, where else are you gonna' go ?". And it's not like we've went anywhere for a couple decades now.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (DurKO)

751 738 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Raising Arizona.
Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (LPnfS)
---------------------------------------------------------------------
The Huggies scene legit may be the funniest scene of all time.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (U1eOr)

752 So I Married An Axe Murderer



---

Actually, that could be Mike Meyers' best.

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (FYe3W)


The Scottish grandfather character was funny. The rest...meh.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (KJfQF)

753 Arsenic and Old Lace

Oh, gawd.

"Teddy Roosevelt" "charging" up and down the stairs. Awful.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (UW2ZS)

754 PIPER DOWN! WE'VE GOT A PIPER DOWN!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (GbPPJ)

755 Money Pit is a great comedy.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (22mNy)

756 I'm pro almost all of you

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
-------

Hey hey HEY! I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (/669Q)

757 Funniest:

Airplane
Blazing Saddles
Clue
Fletch
Caddyshack
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Naked Gun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)

758
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (22mNy)

You should remove the "s" and add an "l" to your nic.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (+ya+t)

759 742
Does that include The Artist?

Because The Artist is charming.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (NWM+b)

Is it?
Is it really?

*grinds teeth*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

I'll take that as a yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (NWM+b)

760 Oh, right, Under the Skin, with Scarlett Johanson.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (bCLt0)

761 More of this, please.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (nakwk)

762 I'm beyond sick of argumentative assholes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

No you're not.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (KnJdm)

763 I'm pro almost all of you which is why I waste so much time here. I know we are all stressed but none of us is the enemy.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

*fistbump*

Except garrett.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (guGkK

And there's that Brian guy im not very fond of...

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

764 I've sat thru some stinker movies. The only one I can recall turning it off was some movie about a guy whose vote determined the outcome of the presidential race. Supposedly a comedy. It was awful.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (nxdel)

765 Funniest movie...Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (R5lpX)

766 What was that movie where the crazy doctor kidnapped the girl and cut off all her limbs and kept her in a box?

That one sounded bad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)

767 Off one of world's biggest scamssock

Posted by: Beartooth at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (8Ou+H)

768 748 Gavin is bringing back the shutdowns!!

YeeHaww!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (q177U)

Next week we'll find out he made the announcement from a crowded San Francisco bathhouse.

Posted by: motionview at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (pYQR/)

769 "Teddy Roosevelt" "charging" up and down the stairs. Awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (UW2ZS)
------------

"Dignity Canals" in the basement, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (WEBkv)

770 745 644 Wait, wait, wait, the actual worst movie in the category of movies everyone claims was amazing was A Star is Born.

What an absolute abomination that turd was.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (KbCG3)

Which one? There are like 4.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Ojki1)

And every one of them is boring and over-angsty as well. Oh boo hoo hoo, old washed up actor is bummed cuz he's not popular anymore, but his young wife is. Blegh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

771 Which one? There are like 4.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Ojki1)

746
Wait, wait, wait, the actual worst movie in the category of movies everyone claims was amazing was A Star is Born.

Which version?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

2018 version. Wife and I laughed our way through it.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (KbCG3)

772


Really awful? The Blair Witch Project. What a steaming pile of excrement.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (KJfQF)

773 Austin Powers was funny as fuck the 1st time I saw it. But it gets old pretty quickly on subsequent viewings.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (22mNy)

774 755 So I Married An Axe Murderer



---

Actually, that could be Mike Meyers' best.

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (FYe3W)


The Scottish grandfather character was funny. The rest...meh.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (KJfQF)

HEAD! PANTS! NOW!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (nakwk)

775
Tom Hanks is the most over rated actor ever. He peaked with Bosom Buddies.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (KJfQF)

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Totally. I liked him in. Forrest Gump, but the actor is incidental to the role in that movie. They could have had me do it, and it would have been about the same.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (BvLWD)

776 The "Vicky/Alcatraz" scene in SIMAAM is one of my favorite scenes in any movie, ever:

https://tinyurl.com/RIP-Phil-H---Vicky

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (BM2fS)

777 Funny?. The Bird Cage.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (bCLt0)

778 Raising Arizona.

Seconded.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (UW2ZS)

779 so MI walked out R poll monitors in cuffs.

unless people go to jail for stealing 2020, the future could be real bad


Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (GIeIM)

780 C'mon worst movie(s) - Twilight series.. dear lord.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (a0IVu)

781 >>Hey hey HEY! I'm right here, you know.

You know you are one of my favorites. Besides, I'm afraid of you.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

782 What was that movie where the crazy doctor kidnapped the girl and cut off all her limbs and kept her in a box?

That one sounded bad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)


Boxing Helena.

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

783 Thanks to the Empress for "Mambo Italiano" video.

Made my afternoon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (szqvX)

784 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.
---
The Imposters with Oliver Platt and Stanley Tucci.

I almost couldn't breathe in parts of that movie.

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (FYe3W)

785 It starts with the politicians.

But if the cops choose their pension over our freedom, that choice defines our relationship.

If
I am 5 years and out for a full pension and insurance, I don't give a
fuck. I'm taking care of my family and getting out of this shithole
state.


Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (+ya+t)

Thanks for making my point.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (kOpft)

786 771
748 Gavin is bringing back the shutdowns!!



YeeHaww!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (q177U)



Next week we'll find out he made the announcement from a crowded San Francisco bathhouse.


pretty sure those are essential and allowed to remain open.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (sGtp+)

787 >>>OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

Is this one of those Prometheus jokes?

Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (q177U)

788 The Scottish grandfather character was funny. The rest...meh.

Posted by: TheQuietMan



HEAD! PANTS! NOW!

Posted by: Insomniac



"He'll cry himself to sleep tonight on his yuge pilla."

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (BM2fS)

789 An oldie but a goodie:

Kentucky Fried Movie

"Catholic Schoolgirls in Trouble!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (ZSK0i)

790 Supposedly a comedy. It was awful.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (nxdel)
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I saw the ads for that one, and, no mater how they tried to market that movie, it had "hard pass" written all over it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (WEBkv)

791 Son, you got a panty on your haid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (7DzWP)

792 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.



Raising Arizona.

Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (LPnfS)

Good one I forgot about that.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

793 Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

__________


FWIW, late to the party, but also enjoy your comments -- and sense of humor. Way too many take themselves way too seriously, and many comments too personally here (as you humorously pointed out with a couple months ago with your idea that every comment should come with such a disclaimer) ...

Ad hominem attacks are always admissions of failure.

Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (PnpIB)

794 I liked The 'Burbs.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (5FCda)

795 I thought the other guy in Bosom Buddies was going on to be a big star...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (HwiWi)

796 769 What was that movie where the crazy doctor kidnapped the girl and cut off all her limbs and kept her in a box?

That one sounded bad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)

Boxing Helena. That was a "well fuck, we have to give Julian Sands another paycheck, but we can't just let him have it for free" movie.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (nakwk)

797 781 Raising Arizona.

Seconded.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (UW2ZS)

Such a quotable movie.

Posted by: Priapism at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (2cfUo)

798 You think the Best Picture winners have gone downhill, check out the Best Song winners. We went from 20th Century classics to "Its Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (BDPmp)

799 Tom Hanks was good in Sleepless in Seattle..

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

800 797 I liked The 'Burbs.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (5FCda)

I loved it.
Damn near lived it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (ifmtJ)

801 749
Most laugh out loud in the theater - Airplane!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:14 PM (Kpl3J)

One channel had a list of groups and people that should have been offended by Airplane!. I recall it was well over 100. Today, maybe 10x as many groups would be offended.

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (ynpvh)

802 Austin Powers was funny as fuck the 1st time I saw it. But it gets old pretty quickly on subsequent viewings.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (22mNy)


It doesn't pass my "watch it again and again test". But certain movies do that some folks don't like. "Inglorious Basterds" always gets a watch from me.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (DurKO)

803 Austin Powers was funny as fuck the 1st time I saw it. But it gets old pretty quickly on subsequent viewings.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (22mNy)
++++++++++++
On the other hand, peak Elizabeth Hurley...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (hYcqw)

804 The worst movie ever made was Starship Troopers.

My daughter dragged me to see that. Horrible movie.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (nxdel)

805 so MI walked out R poll monitors in cuffs.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (GIeIM)
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And you can't get cuffed for stealing $899 worth of goods in San Francisco.

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (FYe3W)

806 I can't remember the last time I laughed at a movie.
I think I would say Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein on The Holy Grail, but when I think back at the jokes now, nothing seems funny anymore.
Back in the day Comedy Central was funny with all the stand up comedians and I especially like Up All Night with Mike Attell.
Mike Rowe and Dirty jibs makes me smile and laugh sometimes.
Comedy is so dead that it even killed all the old comedy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (h1Vid)

807 Police Academy. Stupid shit but I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (8mJew)

808 HEAD! PANTS! NOW!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (nakwk)



Look at the size of the head on that boy!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (ZSK0i)

809 No. The movie that everyone said was great and yet was a gigantic pile of steaming shit was American Beauty.

My hate for that movie grows stronger by the year and I have not seen it for... 20 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (y7ppq)

810 798 I thought the other guy in Bosom Buddies was going on to be a big star...
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (HwiWi)

___

You saying a supporting role in the Newhart show wasn't a big star?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (22mNy)

811 My daughter dragged me to see that. Horrible movie.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (nxdel)
+++++++++++
I would like to know more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (hYcqw)

812 Something About Mary

Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (tEsMf)

813 Like an orange on top of a toothpick!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (nakwk)

814 Besides, I'm afraid of you.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)
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Oh c'mon, you don't really believe that shiv stuff, do you?

*hides hands behind back*

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (/669Q)

815 Garcinnetti or however the nutball Mayor of LA's name is spelled is banning uneccessary walking? Is he gearing up for Australia's approach of you can't exercise outside or walk your dog.? What are you supposed to do-put a diaper on your dog? allow it to poop in the house?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (WkPC9)

816 Because The Artist is charming.

Thank you!

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (+ya+t)

817 Kentucky Fried Movie.

God, I'm old.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (BM2fS)

818 Stepbrothers.

And an oldie- Lost in America.

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

819 808
so MI walked out R poll monitors in cuffs.



Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (GIeIM)


What was the justification for it? Is there tape of it?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (h1Vid)

820 So I Married An Axe Murderer ...
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (BM2fS)
++++++++++++++++
That's the artificial horizon. It's like, better than the real horizon!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (hYcqw)

821 760 - I get why people like those. But I don't think comedy ages well. Those all feel like time capsules to me, except Monty Python. It's absurdism
seems timeless to me. But for the most part I have trouble watching older comedies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (H5knJ)

822 771
748 Gavin is bringing back the shutdowns!!



YeeHaww!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:06 PM (q177U)



Next week we'll find out he made the announcement from a crowded San Francisco bathhouse.

Posted by: motionview at December 03, 2020 05:16 PM (pYQR/)

Would he be giving or receiving?

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

823 It's got its own WEATHER SYSTEM!

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (FYe3W)

824 Lost in Translation is a close second, even with Scarlett's ass in the opening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (y7ppq)

825 When Phantom Menace came out, I posed a question as to whether it or Raising Arizona had more exciting action moments in it. The fans did not find it endearing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (XT1Mf)

826 You think the Best Picture winners have gone downhill, check out the Best Song winners. We went from 20th Century classics to "Its Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

I hear that Andrew Cuomo is on track to win Best Picture this year with his masterful treatment of New York's WuFlu crisis.


Just don't ask, it doesn't matter anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (guGkK)

827 Mars Attacks was pretty damn good
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We still have 2 out of 3 braches of government and that ain't bad.
--gets killed cause the George Stephanopoulos character wants to bang a whore

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (aO8Gd)

828 Ga senators keep talking about "what we need to fix going forward" .

In the FYOO CHER!
Flying CARS!! JETPACKS!! POWERED by the ATOM!!!


RAY GUNS!! Free and Fair ELECTIONS!! CITIES in the SKY!!!


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Y8GVo)

829 @715 BrendaMolinski-I'm pro-everyone here at AoS. Both sides. I guess even here at AoS people will do infantile my team your team BS. I hit the tip jar too, and this type of shit is f'ing ridiculous. This is why the left kicks our asses all the time.

Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (0jZnq)

830 721 716 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA. True story. Those aren't scare quotes.

Nobody walks in L.A.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (guGkK)



Dale Bozio taught me that

Posted by: Hands at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (786Ro)

831 I was actually embarrassed for laughing at Police Academy but I couldn't help myself

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (8mJew)

832 Look at the size of the head on that boy!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy




"It's like a planetoid.

Has its own weather system."

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (BM2fS)

833 Bewbs and movie thread. We needed this, Horde.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (bCLt0)

834 Arsenic and Old Lace



Oh, gawd.



"Teddy Roosevelt" "charging" up and down the stairs. Awful.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (UW2ZS)


Awful? Not even close. It's one of Archie Leach's best.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (KJfQF)

835 The worst movie ever made was Starship Troopers.



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My daughter dragged me to see that. Horrible movie.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (nxdel)


They completely screwed one of the best short fiction books ever written.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (DurKO)

836 He cut his buddy down!
VIVA JACKSTRAW!

Posted by: vizzy at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (R/9t3)

837 815
Something About Mary


Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (tEsMf)

OK that was funny, but it launched what's her names career which was definitely not funny.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (h1Vid)

838 Really awful? The Blair Witch Project. What a steaming pile of excrement.

I have no problem with the buildup part. I think that was actually done pretty well for the time.

What pisses me off about that movie, is they don't lay the groundwork for the ending! The big scare reveal is the guy standing in the corner being unresponsive. Nowhere in the movie do they explain WHY HE'S DOING THAT!

You have to get background from outside the movie to understand the ending.

So bad.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (UW2ZS)

839 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

"Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World."

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (C+evo)

840 694 Tom Hanks is the most over rated actor ever. He peaked with Bosom Buddies.

K, but you're wrong.

Al Pacino is the most over rated actor ever.
Or maybe Julia Roberts.
Or maybe Dustin Hoffman.

Hanks in Road to Perdition and Saving Private Ryan is peak late-stage awesome Hanks.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (UW2ZS)

His being in A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood detracted from the film, but was probably the only reason it was made.

It is stunningly average.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Ojki1)

841 Alan Arkin trying to be a tough, pull no punches police chief was great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (y7ppq)

842
I don't know about "funniest ever."

But Zoolander always makes me laugh. So does Run, Ronnie, Run.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BvLWD)

843 Kentucky Fried Movie.

God, I'm old.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (BM2fS)
+++++++++++++
NO! NO NOT DETROIT! NO!
https://youtu.be/bVDDYQlmq0w

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (hYcqw)

844 Another worst, big budget movie -- Revolution (Al Pacino)


Absolute shit.


Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

845 Ga senators keep talking about "what we need to fix going forward" .

Heard that too, such bullshit, I've watched this hearing all day, it's unreal.

Posted by: spypeach at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Up/Jb)

846 Jupiter and Saturn are about to collide. What a perfect f'n end to this stupid year.

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (+AASJ)

847
Ga senators keep talking about "what we need to fix going forward" .

In the FYOO CHER!
Flying CARS!! JETPACKS!! POWERED by the ATOM!!!


RAY GUNS!! Free and Fair ELECTIONS!! CITIES in the SKY!!!




Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Y8GVo)


Screw OrangeManBad but save ourselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (KJfQF)

848 >>Oh c'mon, you don't really believe that shiv stuff, do you?

>>*hides hands behind back*

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

849 >> Oh, right, Under the Skin, with Scarlett Johanson.



Oh, that was horrid, too.
But "The Skin I Live In" was with Antonio Banderas as a doctor who. . . I can't explain it. It's several kinds of f'd up.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

850 Sixteen Candles.

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (bCLt0)

851 Arsenic and Old Lace
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 03, 2020 05:12 PM (WEBkv)

Nice pick.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (w2LAm)

852 alan arkin is a git'r player

Posted by: vizzy at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (R/9t3)

853 Garcinnetti or however the nutball Mayor of LA's name is spelled is banning uneccessary walking? Is he gearing up for Australia's approach of you can't exercise outside or walk your dog.? What are you supposed to do-put a diaper on your dog? allow it to poop in the house?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (WkPC9)

If caught, just claim to be homeless. The bums are exempt from the latest dictates.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (oh+79)

854 852 But "The Skin I Live In" was with Antonio Banderas as a doctor who. . . I can't explain it. It's several kinds of f'd up.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

==========

Almaldovar.

He's...unique.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (NWM+b)

855 Dale Bozio taught me that

Posted by: Hands



I posted the video at 747, above.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (BM2fS)

856 To my shame I watched Porky's and Porky's 2 last week. I had enough fortitude not to watch Porky's 3.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (8Ou+H)

857 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)
++++++++++++
"The Gods Must Be Crazy" has to be up there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (hYcqw)

858 FWIW, late to the party, but also enjoy your comments -- and sense of humor. Way too many take themselves way too seriously, and many comments too personally here (as you humorously pointed out with a couple months ago with your idea that every comment should come with such a disclaimer) ...
Ad hominem attacks are always admissions of failure.
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM (PnpIB)

I was constantly angry for 2 or 3 weeks and it showed, but I think I worked through that phase now. Probably somewhere in between depression and acceptance. And acceptance doesn't mean I like it, just that I'm not gonna go slash my wrists about it, and I gotta find a way to go on regardless. Most of the men I know around here have just turned off all the news, all papers, and all involvement in anything public. I'm not as done with it as they are, but I understand the feeling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

859 I kind of hated the movie Executive Decision because they a have a rescue team in the spacious passenger section of an F-117. Including one fat-assed Steven Seagal.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (l6b3d)

860 The worst movie ever made was Starship Troopers.

I submit "Birdemic"

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (C+evo)

861 What are you supposed to do-put a diaper on your dog? allow it to poop in the house?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (WkPC9)


You hold the dog by the front legs while it shits out the window.

Wear a mask and be safe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (X47cr)

862 Funniest scene?
When Mr. Chow jumps out of the trunk naked and starts beating those guys with a tire iron.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

863 Galaxy Quest.

'Something really bad happened here.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (y7ppq)

864 Is this one of those Prometheus jokes?
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 05:17 PM


Those are ... permitted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (DMUuz)

865 845
I don't know about "funniest ever."

But Zoolander always makes me laugh. So does Run, Ronnie, Run.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BvLWD)

___

The dance off scene. Man I could watch that on an endless loop and never stop laughing.


Don't you know I'm loco?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (22mNy)

866 807
The worst movie ever made was Starship Troopers.



My daughter dragged me to see that. Horrible movie.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (nxdel)

Hey, my wife likes the "Starship Troopers" movies. It was our first date movie...

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (ynpvh)

867

The Bad News Bears, the 1976 one

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (GIeIM)

868 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:08 PM (szqvX)

Well fvck.

Posted by: Missing Persons at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (l7Kbv)

869 funny: mom and dad save the world

one of the weirdest movie-watching experiences i had was the 80's remake of invaders from mars. i thought the thing was horribad, to the point that i was snarking about it to my friends who were watching it with me. then at some point i realized what was going on and it became excellent and very well done.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (sGtp+)

870 The movie absolutely explains why he was standing in the corner.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (H5knJ)

871 Overrated actors begins and ends with one name: Meryl Streep

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (HwiWi)

872 Yes, it's a bit of a gimmick and no, I don't need it. Exactly. But Christmas is coming.


https://tinyurl.com/yyr392we

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (szqvX)

873 Best sound track use in a 1980's movie? - Thief

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (gmo/4)

874 >>Oh c'mon, you don't really believe that shiv stuff, do you?

Spoken like someone with a basement full of dirt mounds representing guys who said "no"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (w2LAm)

875 It's one of Archie Leach's best.

Grant's part was fine. The old ladies were delightful. I love the idea as a dark comedy. However, there were absolutely several ideas in the finished product that should never have been filmed. Roosevelt charging up and down the stairs is one of those ideas.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (UW2ZS)

876 But Zoolander always makes me laugh.


"Mer-man, Pop. Mer-man!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (Y8GVo)

877 I shared the GA vid on.fb
will probably get suspended

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (nUhF0)

878

Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are volunteering to get their Covid-19 vaccines on camera to promote public confidence in the vaccine's safety once the US Food and Drug Administration authorizes one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (63Dwl)

879 Off aging 80s sock

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum) at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (l7Kbv)

880 870
807

The worst movie ever made was Starship Troopers.





My daughter dragged me to see that. Horrible movie.



Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 05:18 PM (nxdel)

Hey, my wife likes the "Starship Troopers" movies. It was our first date movie...


i like 1 and 3; thought 2 was meh.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (sGtp+)

881 "Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)

882 Sixteen Candles.
Posted by: tubal

"I can't believe I got felt up by my own grandmother"

Posted by: Miklos would have helped at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (QzkSJ)

883 The Mister Creosote scene in The Meaning of Life.

Also: Live Organ Transplants.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (BM2fS)

884 824 760 - I get why people like those. But I don't think comedy ages well. Those all feel like time capsules to me, except Monty Python. It's absurdism
seems timeless to me. But for the most part I have trouble watching older comedies.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (H5knJ)

Comedy is subjective, as is sexiness.
I find them all classics. I even enjoy the time capsule elements of Caddyshack. I was alive then and would have given my left nut for Lacy Underalls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

885 Hanks in Road to Perdition and Saving Private Ryan is peak late-stage awesome Hanks.


Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (UW2ZS)




Tom Hanks is one of the most boring people on the screen. He's got the acting range of an oven mitten.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (KJfQF)

886 882

Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are volunteering to get their Covid-19 vaccines on camera to promote public confidence in the vaccine's safety once the US Food and Drug Administration authorizes one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (63Dwl)

___

If that injection contains the Covid Vaccine, I'm the King of Siam.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (22mNy)

887 Norbit I find funny as hell

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (aO8Gd)

888 Kentucky Fried Movie.

Not exactly family friendly viewing.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (C+evo)

889 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA.


==

what if you pray while walking?

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (nUhF0)

890 Most of my favorite comedies have been mentioned. But I'd add The Jerk and The Man Who Knew Too Little.

Posted by: irright at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (SchQD)

891 Looks like I picked the wrong week to start walking in LA.

Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (RuIsu)

892 But Zoolander always makes me laugh. So does Run, Ronnie, Run.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, A Priori Troll at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BvLWD)
---
I liked Mr. Show, and I wanted to see that movie...but I heard that it wasn't as good as it should be and never checked it out.

I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (FYe3W)

893 Any Steven Seagal movie stunk to high heaven.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (szqvX)

894 If caught, just claim to be homeless. The bums are exempt from the latest dictates.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (oh+79)


The first edict DeWine issued, at the behest of that whore Amy Acton, had on the first page that people "experiencing homelessness" were exempt. I knew it was a scam from that point.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (y7DUB)

895 Watching the hearings still in Georgia, and to these people saying they are going to clean up this problem... I just want to say Fuck off, nobody believes you.

Posted by: spypeach at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (Up/Jb)

896 Speaking of Jean Dujardin, very funny movie of his os "OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies"


His recent "Deerskin" is. . . weird,

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (bDqIh)

897 Ga senators keep talking about "what we need to fix going forward" .



Sure. We'll just be fine with living under a usurper because of you candyasses.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (7DzWP)

898 The Man Who Knew Too Little.
Posted by: irright at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (SchQD)
---
Yeah.

And What About Bob?

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (FYe3W)

899 Not exactly family friendly viewing.
Posted by: President Elect {Penguin Emoji} at December 03, 2020 05:24 PM (C+evo)
++++++++++++++
Neither is "Heavy Metal" but both have their place...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (hYcqw)

900 Sixteen Candles.
Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (bCLt0)

That's the only brat pack movie I can still watch.

Last time I watched Breakfast Club I wanted the principal to turn Bender's head into a pile of goo. Fvcking punk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (x8Wzq)

901 Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are volunteering to get their Covid-19 vaccines on camera to promote public confidence in the vaccine's safety once the US Food and Drug Administration authorizes one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (63Dwl)


Wait a minute. I thought that was a syphilis shot.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (BDPmp)

902 882




Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are
volunteering to get their Covid-19 vaccines on camera to promote public
confidence in the vaccine's safety once the US Food and Drug
Administration authorizes one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (63Dwl)

Uh Huh. They are gonna Trump it up with the Trump Vaccine? Can you say saline?
They should have Trump give them the shot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (h1Vid)

903 875 Overrated actors begins and ends with one name: Meryl Streep
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (HwiWi)
___________________________________________
True enough. Honorable mentions:
Dennis Hopper (he only plays "Dennis Hopper")
Robert DeNiro
whoever played anakin

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (U1eOr)

904 882

Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are volunteering to get their Covid-19 vaccines on camera to promote public confidence in the vaccine's safety once the US Food and Drug Administration authorizes one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (63Dwl)

I actually like this - let the older politicians get it first. They survive and have immunity then I'll consider it. They die or grow an extra limb - oh well.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

905 I enjoy Starship Troopers unironically.

It's not the book. But screw it, titties and killing bugs and Michael FUCKING Ironside.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

906 863
I kind of hated the movie Executive Decision because they a have a
rescue team in the spacious passenger section of an F-117. Including one
fat-assed Steven Seagal.


well, there's always ad astra wherein our hero stows away in the rocket by climbing up between the engines of the booster and opening a hatch.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (v3pYe)

907 Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (bCLt0)

908 Watching the hearings still in Georgia, and to these people saying they are going to clean up this problem... I just want to say Fuck off, nobody believes you.
Posted by: spypeach at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (Up/Jb)
-------

I've been doing things in the kitchen and watching the last few hours. It's infuriating what has gone on.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (/669Q)

909 The first edict DeWine issued, at the behest of that whore Amy Acton, had on the first page that people "experiencing homelessness" were exempt. I knew it was a scam from that point.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (y7DUB)
++++++++++
"Experiencing homelessness?" Who let these people need a keyboard or a pen?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (hYcqw)

910 787 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.

...

For me nothing tops the In-Laws.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (yL25O)

911 885 "Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)

So who's in this Pentaverate?

The Queen, The Rothchilds, The Gettis, ...., and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (y7ppq)

912 757 PIPER DOWN! WE'VE GOT A PIPER DOWN!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 03, 2020 05:15 PM (GbPPJ)

Too soon.

Posted by: zombie JFK Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (Ojki1)

913 812 No. The movie that everyone said was great and yet was a gigantic pile of steaming shit was American Beauty.

My hate for that movie grows stronger by the year and I have not seen it for... 20 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 05:19 PM (y7ppq)

I remember seeing that, the "critics" were all saying "Oh it's so brilliant!!!" and I watched it and was increasingly horrified by as you say, what a giant pile of steaming shit that was.

Funniest Christmas Movie ever - The Ref, starring Denis Leary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)

914 If that injection contains the Covid Vaccine, I'm the King of Siam.

I will accept it if they substitute the vaccine for an identical volume of un-cut Fentanyl.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (C+evo)

915 I have to be honest, I'm shocked Bubba is still above ground....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (HwiWi)

916 OK how about your pick for the purposely funniest movie of all time? Laugh out loud funny.
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)


Blazing Saddles. Second isn't even close for me. Because it was funny - but also had really true shit riding just under the jokes - which made it more funny. Same reason I like Laugh In (reruns - I ain't that old), Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, and Key and Peele.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (DurKO)

917 900 Speaking of Jean Dujardin, very funny movie of his os "OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies"


His recent "Deerskin" is. . . weird,
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (bDqIh)

=========

Yeah, the first OSS117 movie he did was hilarious. The second was pretty funny, but definitely not as good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (NWM+b)

918
Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are



So much potential here.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (Y8GVo)

919 The Blair Witch Project. What a steaming pile of excrement.



I have no problem with the buildup part. I think that was actually done pretty well for the time.



What pisses me off about that movie, is they don't lay the
groundwork for the ending! The big scare reveal is the guy standing in
the corner being unresponsive. Nowhere in the movie do they explain WHY
HE'S DOING THAT!

---
I'm sure it was mentioned during the movie about the one kid facing the wall while the other was murdered. At least I remember knowing that when I first saw it, and I hadn't seen much of the online hype.

I had nightmares for weeks because I kept waking up and seeing my coat hanging in the corner of my room and thinking of that scene.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (kOpft)

920 -
--
And What About Bob?

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM

----------

Also yeah.

Posted by: irright at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (SchQD)

921 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA.<<<<<<
Walking in LA? Nobody walks in LA!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

922 909 I enjoy Starship Troopers unironically.

It's not the book. But screw it, titties and killing bugs and Michael FUCKING Ironside.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

========

*nods sagaciously*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (NWM+b)

923
Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA.
==
what if you pray while walking?
Posted by: preznit select vmom


That makes it double bad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

924 For me nothing tops the In-Laws.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (yL25O)

The ORIGINAL! Not the remake, it was OK, but nothing can top Peter Falk and Alan Arkin!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)

925 Most of my favorite comedies have been mentioned. But I'd add The Jerk and The Man Who Knew Too Little.

Posted by: irright



The Man With Two Brains

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (BM2fS)

926 897 Any Steven Seagal movie stunk to high heaven.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (szqvX)

Above the Law is good action.

Under Seige is a decent Die Hard ripoff with Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (ifmtJ)

927 But Zoolander always makes me laugh.


"Mer-man, Pop. Mer-man!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (Y8GVo)



That reminds me of "The Cabin in the Woods". Not a comedy per se but it has its moments. The scene where Sitterson and Hadley are jerking Mordecai around is worth the price of admission right there.


Mordecai : Don't take this lightly, boy. It wasn't all by your numbers. The Fool nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence. The Ancient Ones see everything. And they will not be... I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?

Hadley : [everyone laughing hysterically] Oh my God. Mordecai! I can't believe it. It did it again! Mordy? What happens next?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (ZSK0i)

928 You're a tough judge. All I remember from that movie is Dina Meyer took a shower.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:13 PM (szqvX)

And Denise Richards didn't.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (GoNER)

929 The dance off scene. Man I could watch that on an endless loop and never stop laughing.


Don't you know I'm loco?
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (22mNy)
---
The files are IN THE COMPUTER!

Posted by: Axeman (pro/me/he/us) at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (FYe3W)

930 Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (bCLt0)


CLEANING WOMAN!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (KJfQF)

931 >>>But Zoolander always makes me laugh.
==============
Every time one of my kids cough they look at me and say "I got the black lung, Pa"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (szqvX)

932 Life of Brian deserves some love.

Posted by: Loretta at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (U1eOr)

933 Stopped for a couple of mugs of beer. I do not have covid. Repeat. I do not have covid

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (8mJew)

934 Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA.
.......

That's just mean. Not every hobo has a stolen bicycle.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

935 910 863
I kind of hated the movie Executive Decision because they a have a
rescue team in the spacious passenger section of an F-117. Including one
fat-assed Steven Seagal.

well, there's always ad astra wherein our hero stows away in the rocket by climbing up between the engines of the booster and opening a hatch.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (v3pYe)

They did get rid of Seagal early in the movie, so that was a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (4tiP2)

936 >>Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are volunteering to get their Covid-19 vaccines on camera to promote public confidence in the vaccine's safety once the US Food and Drug Administration authorizes one.



Oh. NOW they want to help with the pandemic.
They sat on the sidelines while the MSM and Dems attacked trump about his response since the end of January.

These people are despicable.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (bDqIh)

937 It's not the book. But screw it, titties and killing bugs and Michael FUCKING Ironside.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)


Michael FUCKING Ironside was at his peak in "V". I loved it every time he called the Golden Boy "Gooder".


Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (DurKO)

938 And What About Bob?
I'm still here.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (r+sAi)

939 The worst movie ever made was Starship Troopers.
--
It cant be.

It had two sequels which were worse.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (kOpft)

940 Nobody walks in L.A.

- Missing Persons

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (gmo/4)

941 Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are volunteering to get their Covid-19 vaccines on camera to promote public confidence in the vaccine's safety once the US Food and Drug Administration authorizes one.


==

Why won't Biden do the same , hmmmm ?

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (zr5Kq)

942 You know?


The argument that I should vote in the Georgia primary "because Trump told me to" actually kinda works.


Then I remember that he insisted and continues to insist that I just "wear the mask".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Y8GVo)

943 I have to be honest, I'm shocked Bubba is still above ground....

Posted by: steevy





Apparently, it is surprisingly easy to survive forever on only Viagra, underage trim and alcohol.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (BM2fS)

944 Uh, is ace in the AoS board meeting or something?

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (8k7U7)

945 934
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid



Posted by: tubal at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (bCLt0)


CLEANING WOMAN!!!!


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (KJfQF)

"That bullet hole will never heal!"
Loved the coffee making scene.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (h1Vid)

946 I'm still amazed Obama survived drinking the Flint water.

Posted by: Lead content at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (BBWrU)

947 And Denise Richards didn't.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (GoNER)
+++++++++
Nah, of course not. She wasn't all young and inexperienced like she was in "Wild Things." She'd gone all mainstream and shiz.

Also, your hash is awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (hYcqw)

948 849 Jupiter and Saturn are about to collide. What a perfect f'n end to this stupid year.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (+AASJ)

I've been watching that each night. Kind of amazing, lots of conjunctions this year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Kpl3J)

949 928
For me nothing tops the In-Laws.

Serpentine!

Posted by: Flatville Bill at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (tEsMf)

950 The ORIGINAL! Not the remake, it was OK, but nothing can top Peter Falk and Alan Arkin!
Posted by: Tom Servo


Serpentine !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (LPnfS)

951 I confess I have a weakness for comedies that don't require brain power.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (8mJew)

952 Nobody walks in L.A.

- Missing Persons

Posted by: Archer



Video posted above at 747. They were a lot better band than their 4 hits would indicate.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (BM2fS)

953 FIX BAYONET REPEL ALL BOARDERS

Posted by: Corky Muldoon at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (LPu4X)

954 Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (sGtp+

Bowfinger is the movie I thought was a piece of crap the first time I tried to watch it and now it's one of my favorites.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)

955 Any Steven Seagal movie stunk to high heaven.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (szqvX)


My guilty pleasure is Under Siege, mainly because of the Baywatch babe flashing her tas. And Gary Busey playing the usual ambulatory insane asylum. Plus Seagal wasn't a complete lardass by then.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (y7DUB)

956 929 Most of my favorite comedies have been mentioned. But I'd add The Jerk and The Man Who Knew Too Little.

Posted by: irright



The Man With Two Brains
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (BM2fS)

Undercover Brother. Far superior to the Austin Powers movies.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (4tiP2)

957 Holy crap, we're nearly at 1000.

What have I missed?

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (9nhoD)

958 Michael Ironside's best moment is in Total Recall when his sarcastic sidekick reassures him that his gal Sharon Stone probably hated every minute of being railed by The Arnold.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (H5knJ)

959 Uh, is ace in the AoS board meeting or something?
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (8k7U7)

Shhh! He's napping.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (5FCda)

960 877 Best sound track use in a 1980's movie? - Thief

************

No way. Valley Girl - that was a great soundtrack.

Posted by: Matticus Finch at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (mENHL)

961 The argument that I should vote in the Georgia primary "because Trump told me to" actually kinda works.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Y8GVo)


If you don't, you are a retard. Did that tried and true chestnut here today move the needle any for you ?

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (DurKO)

962 Most of us grew up with leaded gas. We survived much worse.

Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (U1eOr)

963 Ga senators keep talking about "what we need to fix going forward" .

In the FYOO CHER!
Flying CARS!! JETPACKS!! POWERED by the ATOM!!!


RAY GUNS!! Free and Fair ELECTIONS!! CITIES in the SKY!!!






Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Y8GVo)


Screw OrangeManBad but save ourselves


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 05:21 PM (KJfQF)

That ain't gonna save them. They either fix this shit RIGHT NOW or their asses are grass.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (946rW)

964 Planes, Trains and Automobiles best comedy ever/

Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (0jZnq)

965 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy

I'll definitely put that one on the playlist .

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (Y8GVo)

966 The Jerk

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (HwiWi)

967 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 05:22 PM (X47cr)

Thanks for the chuckle. I'm glad I don't have a dog for that reason. Cats use the litter box.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (WkPC9)

968 CLEANING WOMAN!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan




"She was my . . . Reinemachefrau!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (BM2fS)

969 920 Same reason I like Laugh In (reruns - I ain't that old)

was watching a laugh-in rerun in 1983 when they popped out with this: "news from the future. 1984 -- president ronald reagan announces he won't run for another term".

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (v3pYe)

970 Can't see the name Denise Richards without thinking of Wild Things and that other chick in that one scene.

Hmmmm.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: motionview at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (pYQR/)

971 927


Eric Garcetti just banned "unnecessary walking" in LA.

==

"Unnecessary walking, home team. 15 yard penalty and automatic disqualification. Forfeit down. Unsafety awarded." (2 pts to the other team)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (KAi1n)

972 941 It's not the book. But screw it, titties and killing bugs and Michael FUCKING Ironside.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

Michael FUCKING Ironside was at his peak in "V". I loved it every time he called the Golden Boy "Gooder".


Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:28 PM (DurKO)

Oh, I loved him in that.
There's that scene where his guys have just wasted a bunch of Visitors and he walks past the bodies and says 'Waste of good luggage'.

So cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (ifmtJ)

973 > Apparently, it is surprisingly easy to survive forever on only Viagra, underage trim and alcohol.

Yo'

Truth

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (3H9h1)

974 Worst film of all time: Hollow man.
Second worst film: The Lawnmower Man

Third Worst Film: Inception

Honorable Mention: Farehnheit 9/11

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (amroL)

975 Machete!

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 05:31 PM (+ya+t)

976 Nood, Blood of the Mouse

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (Ojki1)

977 Man, Fran Drescher was fine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (hYcqw)

978 The founding fathers would already be shooting.

The only way this stops is when the tyrants are removed from office or are afraid of losing their lives.

"What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve it's liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it's natural manure." - Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (FBrfY)

979 Uh, is ace in the AoS board meeting or something?
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 03, 2020 05:29 PM (8k7U7)

The board of directors is talking to him.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (8mJew)

980 NOOD.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (nxdel)

981 Movie with a good amount of Hilarity - Undercover Brother.

best scene is where the white & black girls get into a big fight, and all the guys on both sides sit down on the couch and pass around popcorn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

982 958 Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:23 PM (sGtp+

Bowfinger is the movie I thought was a piece of crap the first time I tried to watch it and now it's one of my favorites.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)

I love the shade that Steve Martin threw at Anne Heche at the end of that movie.

I believe she dumped Steve Martin for Ellen DeGeneres at that time.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (4tiP2)

983 Nood Disney disaster

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum) at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (l7Kbv)

984 Its a good thing LA didn't get the 2020... uh ...2021 olympics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (r+sAi)

985 Kentucky Fried Movie.



Not exactly family friendly viewing.
----
A friend of mine who had heard it was funny rented it from Blockbuster and brought it to a party of my church high school group. Which was funny on many levels. He has since become a pastor.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (kOpft)

986 If you don't, you are a retard. Did that tried and true chestnut here today move the needle any for you ?




Posted by: Always Be Lurking


Well I'm a retard anyway, so...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (Y8GVo)

987 My guilty pleasure is Under Siege
======================
My guilty pleasure is watching Billy Idol videos from the 80's. Rebel Yell is fantastic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:32 PM (szqvX)

988 Best soundtrack used in a 1980's movie?- Fastimes At Ridgemont High

Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2020 05:33 PM (0jZnq)

989 Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (DurKO)

It seems like you guys have been having this argument for hours. Maybe you could knock off, hit the home punching bag and then have a beer?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:33 PM (WkPC9)

990 Test

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 05:33 PM (2DOZq)

991 919
I have to be honest, I'm shocked Bubba is still above ground....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (HwiWi)

When Pokemon was such a big thing, I used to joke with my wife that Clinton's libidinousness would eventually result in him "catching 'em all".

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

992 Any Steven Seagal movie stunk to high heaven.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (szqvX)



Hard to Kill as Mason Storm.

The part where he's trying to exercise and rehabilitate himself running with his arms flapping around like a short-bus special had my wife and I in absolute stitches...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)

993 Love "Arsenic," and in fact love lots o' Capra, including "Deeds," "Smith," "It Happened One Night," "You Can't Take It With You," "Wonderful life." If there's a director with a more impressive list, I'd love to hear who it is. And that's not TR, that's the mad brother. It's intended to emphasize the stress on "Archie," whose pretentions to rationality are somewhat challenged by his nutty family.

Posted by: Caliban at December 03, 2020 05:33 PM (HgGBT)

994 944
Uh, is ace in the AoS board meeting or something?

zoomin' and toobin is the new pickin' and grinnin'

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2020 05:33 PM (sGtp+)

995 ah well, was fun while it lasted

nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:34 PM (ifmtJ)

996 926
897 Any Steven Seagal movie stunk to high heaven.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 03, 2020 05:25 PM (szqvX)



Above the Law is good action.



Under Seige is a decent Die Hard ripoff with Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 03, 2020 05:27 PM (ifmtJ)

You've got movies with the fit Steven Seagal, and movies with the fat Steven Seagal...

Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 05:34 PM (ynpvh)

997 Funniest Christmas Movie ever - The Ref, starring Denis Leary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)


One of my faves. Leary dealing with his dumbass assistant captures the relationship between me and my dimwit brother perfectly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2020 05:35 PM (y7DUB)

998 Screw OrangeManBad but save ourselves
Posted by: TheQuietMan

That ain't gonna save them. They either fix this shit RIGHT NOW or their asses are grass.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner


Trump is going to need both the Senate and the Supreme Court whether the election goes south or not.

The SDNY Attorney has already said he will have Trump arrested on January 21.

If they killed Epstein in a secured facility, they can kill Trump as well.

Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 03, 2020 05:36 PM (LPnfS)

999 That ain't gonna save them. They either fix this shit RIGHT NOW or their asses are grass.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner



The thing the GOPe doesn't understand is that the DemonRats have learned the lesson of Trump, which is NEVER, EVER is an outsider to be allowed to interrupt the spice flow. And that means Biden and a Dem Senate and House are going to make sure that no Republican can EVER win another election, to any Federal Office.

Both parties are in DC to loot the Treasury. It has always been thus.

But the grift ends if Trump loses this election and/or the two GA Senate seats go D.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:36 PM (BM2fS)

1000 The SDNY Attorney has already said he will have Trump arrested on January 21.

If they killed Epstein in a secured facility, they can kill Trump as well.

Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic




The Secret Service is not going to allow Trump to be arrested.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2020 05:36 PM (BM2fS)

1001 1000

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum) at December 03, 2020 05:36 PM (l7Kbv)

1002 Most overrated actor ever: BHO

Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2020 05:37 PM (RuIsu)

1003 1002 Most overrated actor ever: BHO
Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2020 05:37 PM (RuIsu)

He's good at acting queer.

Posted by: Caliban at December 03, 2020 05:39 PM (HgGBT)

1004

I just got banned for commenting on the movie 'Them' which is currently on TCM and that I've been commenting on for an hour now?

What the fuck, COB?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 03, 2020 05:40 PM (oX5MT)

1005 I think Trump has private security, not just the Secret Service. I think his own private security is not going to go for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:40 PM (WkPC9)

1006 >Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton

Will prove that Kingsmen did not unfairly depict them as lemmings.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2020 05:41 PM (XT1Mf)

1007
Last laugh out loud movie I saw at theater was Bringing Down the House -Steve Martin. 17 years ago.

Last time I went to theater was 4 years ago.

Posted by: Glenn John at December 03, 2020 05:41 PM (LilNs)

1008 For what it's worth, I think what JackStraw is saying is 100% wrong, top to bottom. I just don't have it in me to be a dick about it these days, so I'm going to leave it with that.

Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 03, 2020 05:44 PM (OUMaO)

1009 Imagine being married to that woman asking questions right now.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 05:44 PM (tUPjb)

1010 Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (DurKO)



It seems like you guys have been having this argument for hours.
Maybe you could knock off, hit the home punching bag and then have a
beer?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:33 PM (WkPC9)


Fen - that's kind of the deal. Now - understand - that post I made to deplorable was just sarcasm. I hope you caught that - or maybe my sarcasm game ain't all that good. Not the first time I've been told that - I do it too spot on. Too literal.

But the "argue all day" thing ? He who argues longest argues best. Why do you think Dildo runs around, makes his op-eds, then puffs around and shouts down any dissent in the comments ? Because he wants his argument to win the day. And he's willing to spend all day - and use his CoB status - to do so. That makes his argument stronger. Not smarter - but stronger.

And at the end of the day - you don't have to have the smartest argument. Just the strongest argument. The strongest arguments are typically backed by the most passionate. Not the smartest. Certainly not the most likeable. The strongest.

But, it's funny. Those that win their arguments typically become more likeable. Those who are right don't always win, but those that win are always considered right. And popular. Pretty. Etc... Etc...

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:44 PM (DurKO)

1011 >>For what it's worth, I think what JackStraw is saying is 100% wrong, top to bottom. I just don't have it in me to be a dick about it these days, so I'm going to leave it with that.

Happy to have a fact based discussion about exactly where I am wrong top to bottom whenever you are up to it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)

1012 Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:44 PM (DurKO)

O.k, ABL. You'll always be pretty and popular in my book.
Now knock it off and go have a beer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:49 PM (WkPC9)

1013 960 877 Best sound track use in a 1980's movie? - Thief

************

No way. Valley Girl - that was a great soundtrack.
Posted by: Matticus Finch at December 03, 2020 05:30 PM (mENHL)

...

The Plimsouls were IN the movie.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2020 05:52 PM (yL25O)

1014 O.k, ABL. You'll always be pretty and popular in my book.

Now knock it off and go have a beer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:49 PM (WkPC9)


Now that made me laugh. You and me clash like nobody's business here - but I think I'd like you in person. I'm sure you'd like my wife.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:53 PM (DurKO)

1015 How many states with Dominion machines did Trump win?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 03, 2020 05:55 PM (cQSFk)

1016 Posted by: Always Be Lurking at December 03, 2020 05:53 PM (DurKO

I'm more likeable IRL than I am here. And of course I'd like your wife. She probably sometimes rolls her yes laughs at you too. After all, you've been together for however many years It's good when married peoples' personalities balance each other out, unless you get too aggravated with the differences after a while

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 05:58 PM (WkPC9)

1017 To be fair, Staten Island is considered an autonomous zone by everyone else anyway. But hopefully that shit they all take from the rest of NYC is hit a boiling point where in some strange way Staten Island, and Newark Bay, become our new Boston and Boston harbor.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 03, 2020 06:45 PM (p09y2)

1018 471... AMEN.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 03, 2020 08:00 PM (gtu/X)

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