aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Quarantine Cafe: Let Us Celebrate Elliot Page's Elevation From a Dowdy, Weak Lesbian (Ugh) Woman (Double Ugh) to a Handsome, Strong Straight Man
I am so proud of Elliot Page for transitioning and becoming a beacon of hope for humanity.
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) December 2, 2020
That said, now that Page is a straight man he is officially an oppressor and deserves nothing but our contempt. #CancelElliotPagehttps://t.co/w0YvU7rIr4
All discussions should begin with the question: “what are your pronouns?”
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) November 25, 2020
The question should then be repeated every 60 seconds in case someone’s gender identity has shifted mid-conversation. #DoBetter
Also known as heteronormative fragility.
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) November 24, 2020
Although I hate everything that Piers Morgan stands for, I agreed to review his new book Wake Up to show that I am open-minded and willing to be challenged. My only condition was that I wouldn't have to read it. Needless to say, it’s one of the worst books I've ever not read. The dog-whistles scream out from the front cover (white, obviously) with the title Wake Up in huge, threatening block capitals. Male authors often attempt to intimidate women with aggressive fonts, and this is no exception.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 03, 2020 07:43 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 07:45 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: I Have Questions at December 03, 2020 07:45 PM (LVmLh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 07:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2020 07:45 PM (rvtKu)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Josh Brolin at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (nUhF0)
And again feeling almost physically ill with the situation, the election situation, no joke, so will go reload some test loads in 38 special for diversion. T-giving leftovers after that.
Good news is the idiotic CA lockdown nonsense should make it easy to selectively avoid people this "holiday" season.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: April at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: bittergeek at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (O8ySC)
Fonts are aggressive?
Posted by: Glenn John at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (LilNs)
The totality of Ellen Page's fake publicity-stunt attention-whoring "transition" was:
a first-name change, which, I doubt, has been legalized.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Bob Ceegar at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (uDcLJ)
Actors and actresses used to be considered one step up from prostitutes and vagrants. This seems to be a useful standard to return to.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (7DzWP)
Posted by: April at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (OX9vb)
No shit. Nothing makes sense. Everything we thought we knew was wrong. Can't count on anything. Except maybe hookers and blow.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque believes the Shooting Times are close at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (t1zLB)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (R/m4+)
/off tainted sock.
Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (S8ePJ)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (KnJdm)
"Michael" become "Michelle."
Why is it never a guy who changes his name from "Frank" to "Gertrude"?
It reminds me of sit-com stars whose character has their same first name. It's tiresome.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (XonW+)
Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (Mg2SW)
Saw the Aggressive Fonts open for Talking Heads at the Palladium on NW Highway 1978.
Posted by: Glenn John at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (0jZnq)
As long as you're the top, I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Bono at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (AppuP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Perhaps my dear Sir you have overstated the status of an actor.
Jesus welcomed the vagrant and prostitutes into the fold.
Not so for the other.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (Rvt88)
Just a suggestion.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 07:47 PM (OTzUX)
It's odd, but I do not think I have ever actually watched a movie or game with her in it.
-Missed Juno.
-Never saw Inception.
-When I played the first Last of Us, I thought they were trying to model her as the kid.
-there have been a couple other games she has been in, but they never seemed like actual games, so I never checked them out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)
"Michael" become "Michelle."
Why is it never a guy who changes his name from "Frank" to "Gertrude"?
It reminds me of sit-com stars whose character has their same first name. It's tiresome.
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (XonW+)
I recently saw where a guy named Benjamin is now "Jami."
Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: GA GOP at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (uDcLJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (Izzlo)
https://youtu.be/SMHuEJCs1Vg
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (buTO7)
"Hi, how are she? I read her email today and want to ask her a question about..."
Sidenote: I now want to break my own fingers for typing that.
Posted by: pookysgirl, English major at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (UUBmN)
Got Her Majesty and Delilah off to Dallas for shows this weekend and then on to Florida for the AKC National. It's going to be wall-to-wall high rollers both places, so no reason to expect anything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 07:51 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I think it was the other way around. They were one step under. I amy be wrong about that but if so, it's only because of the mandala effect.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 07:51 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (UUBmN)
The otters are counting on it...until it's too late.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:51 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2020 07:51 PM (/669Q)
OANN covered the entire thing without a commercial break. And they are following it with excerpts from Trump's speech from yesterday.
Good time to kick them some cash if you're so inclined.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 07:51 PM (Y8GVo)
Bats! We were promised bats!
Bat-sh*t crazy doesn't count!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)
You'll get a gal who *THINKS* she has a bat and balls instead.
Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (ynpvh)
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I look forward to 25 years from now when ebonics has incorporated and adapted crazy-ass cracker speech codes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Glenn John at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (LilNs)
Didn't their lead singer Sans Serif die in a kerning accident in the alps?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: Elliott, formerly known as Miklos at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (lgiXo)
a first-name change, which, I doubt, has been legalized.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Kind of like how all men have to do to become women is grow shoulder length hair, then put on a dress and lipstick.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (do6FQ)
Although we have gone bug fuck insane quite a few times throughout history, still, this bug fuck insane features transexuals, pedophiles and internet influencers.
This isn't your grand dads bug fuck insane!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 07:53 PM (ztzef)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (UUBmN)
Just softening us up for the face hugging spider videos.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 07:53 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:53 PM (9nwlC)
*starts searching for hookers and blow providers*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (nakwk)
__________
Just go to Google and type "hookers and blow near me" in the browser bar.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 07:53 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (BuB4M)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (nakwk)
You're in luck. They are exempt from covid lockdowns.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (l6b3d)
Contamination from the first Europeans to grok the mummies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (lgiXo)
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Good trick, since they both originate in the Americas.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (Uhu8A)
All utter horseshit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (R/m4+)
Which is why Titiana McGrath is a sock for (I think) a guy who is parodying all this stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Glenn John at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (LilNs)
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You are mistaken. The Aggressve Fonts didn't tour until 79 after their breakout hit "Baby I Wanna Put You In Capslock!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (kTF2Z)
You're in luck. They are exempt from covid lockdowns.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (KnJdm)
Essential services are essential.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (uDcLJ)
We are approaching 2700 positive patients treated early with HCQ, Zinc and Either Doxy or Z-pack. Still a zero mortality rate and 4 brief hospitalizations.
Posted by: Sorry, too cheap for Big Pharma to exploit at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (KZzsI)
Now can someone self-identify as Ellen Page?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (Mg2SW)
Dibs.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy
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"THE science." It's now called "THE science."
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (XonW+)
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In Florida? You're going to need to provide that four digit number after your zip code so that the page doesn't crash.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (9nwlC)
Can we just whale on people like this with a leather strap for annoying the shit out of us?
The high pitched keening and false accusations have been going on for years.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (XVZmW)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (Uhu8A)
That's what's weird.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (0jZnq)
It comes with a handle now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (5eQqR)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (nakwk)
Did anyone ever say who's picture Doyle uses in his profile for "Titania"? Is she a friend of his or something? Or just a rando
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (l6b3d)
I think it's a mash up of 4 or 5 different photos.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (NnXmS)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (TdMsT)
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In Florida? You're going to need to provide that four digit number after your zip code so that the page doesn't crash.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (9nwlC)
Zip + whore?
Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (S8ePJ)
Heh, IIRC, that happened at Smith or another women's college. Their Diversity officer was a white woman, who became a transman and then was fired because xe was no longer "diverse".
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (bDqIh)
I thought that sassy blonde IT chick from the election fraud hearings looks like Titania:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XOFuvkL3w
Or maybe a slightly drunk and ready to rumble Victoria Jackson. The lib commenters hate her but I kind of love her attitude.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (9nwlC)
If I was near Miami Dade that would definitely be the case...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: iandeal at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (hku12)
She is a dude, Andrew Doyle, a British comedian that made her up.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Set me up with Ann Sheridan and we can double date!
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (XonW+)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (nakwk)
It's sad that this might need be done
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (5eQqR)
Or a strap, depending on whether or not the pump is working.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (0QYMt)
They were really just a backing group for Peter Noone.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (NnXmS)
Have you gotten to boobs and otters yet?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (TdMsT)
Bats. Otters. Hookers. Blow. We've got it all.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:57 PM (nakwk)
Only positive I can see in it all, at least if you tell one of 'em to "Go Fuck Yerself", the odds are, they've somehow figured out just how to do exactly that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 07:57 PM (QzJWU)
Saw the Aggressive Fonts open for Talking Heads at the Palladium on NW Highway 1978.
Posted by: Glenn John at December 03, 2020 07:49 PM (LilNs)
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You are mistaken. The Aggressve Fonts didn't tour until 79 after their breakout hit "Baby I Wanna Put You In Capslock!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (kTF2Z)
I think Bob Filner was the inspiration for that song.
Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 07:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (lgiXo)
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I'm leaning toward someone smoking and doing lines off the mummy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 07:57 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 07:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 03, 2020 07:57 PM (/On2j)
Posted by: iandeal at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (vgGyZ)
I tried staring at my navel once. Too fuzzy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:57 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
I remember Victoria being pretty conservative back in the bush days. I thought she was cute on SNL.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 07:57 PM (l6b3d)
Adopting African or Indonesian babies seems to be part of the Hollywood virtue signaling playbook.
So that's as good a guess as any.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (ztzef)
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In Florida? You're going to need to provide that four digit number after your zip code so that the page doesn't crash.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (9nwlC)
Zip + whore?
Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (S8ePJ)
Just download the Uber Skanks app from the Itunes store.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (KnJdm)
If asked about cis-normative or transgendered, I think I will ask if we are talking about C=C double bonds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (u82oZ)
I remember Rush Limbaugh coming up with the "I am a male lesbian" thing decades ago. That may have been the moment I became a fan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (fLpTX)
I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. I was unable to be free, to be who I really am. A grown-ass man.
Now, I am free to embrace all that is masculine about my life.
... because while I was once a man trapped in a woman's body, after 9 months my mom gave birth to me.
Thanks. Try the veal.
Posted by: Naqamel at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (ZOogM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Failed attempt to shoot Trump, Squeaky Fromme style!
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (XonW+)
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I remember seeing a lady say they found traces of tobacco in the mummy wraps. It was very controversial. But I think there was more trade in ancient times than we know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
Watching Ancient Aliens?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (DyHko)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:52 PM (9nwlC)
You have watched Idiocracy right. I'm looking forward to Star Bucks services myself.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (2DOZq)
/fight me.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (babsD)
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (uDcLJ)
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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Set me up with Ann Sheridan and we can double date!
Posted by: RKae at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (XonW+)
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Vera Ellen
*mic drop*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (nakwk)
You're in luck. They are exempt from covid lockdowns.
Posted by: flounder
Hydroxycocaineamine
*finger on nose
Posted by: Miklos the Wholistic Free Range Apothecary at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: x at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (0tE/i)
Put Away the Tin-Foil Hats. The UFO Phenomenon Is About to Get Very Real
https://tinyurl.com/y3wy7j7j
Recently, it seems the UAP have been interested in our naval vessels as well as our carrier aircraft. The intel people have been speculating but they have no frame of reference to theorize. If these UAP are, indeed, alien in origin, we couldn't possibly understand their purpose. They've traveled trillions and trillions of miles and for what? We don't know what motivates them. Their intelligence may operate on a completely different plane than ours -- perhaps even a different reality.
Obviously, more transparency is needed. But will it be forthcoming? The military believes the UAP are a potential threat. The Navy is particularly sensitive to releasing information since it touches on one of the most classified programs in the military -- our sonar nets strung out around the world to listen for submarines. What they're catching are USOs -- Unidentified Submersible Objects -- moving at impossible speeds with no cavitating propellers and no known propulsion system.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (sfhL4)
plagues of frogs and locusts - and work our way up to earthquakes and
the earth swallowing up cities before the cleansing fires start.
Just a suggestion.
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If it's slow, it will be rationalized away. Of course Revelation sounds like that's in store regardless of the pace.
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Al Gore's gonna need a bigger cape at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (eQLs7)
I remember when she sat on Dennis Miller's lap dressed as an elf in a very short skirt.
He said something like "Santa's candy cane is popping up." Heh.
Yeah, she was hot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: April at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (OX9vb)
No shit. Nothing makes sense. Everything we thought we knew was wrong. Can't count on anything. Except maybe hookers and blow.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 07:48 PM (nakwk)
Everything we thought we knew is actually right. What doesn't make sense is why we let crazy fuckers breed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (9Om/r)
I don't remember those pics. Link please?
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (uDcLJ)
Posted by: butch at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (cHvOo)
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (BuB4M)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (L8ADy)
Didn't anybody tell her?Didn't anybody see?Sunday's on the phone to Monday,Tuesday's on the phone to me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 08:00 PM (NnXmS)
Have you gotten to boobs and otters yet?
Posted by: Ladyl
Just now!
What a coincidence.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 07:55 PM (L8ADy)
Can I be The Man Who Was Thursday?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 08:00 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Easy. She'll transition into a black gay guy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2020 08:00 PM (DyHko)
Actually, Elliott is dating a (trans) man, so he's a fag.
The fact that both of them have pussies is irrelevant.
Posted by: Assasorus Rex at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (oX5MT)
66 I'm watching a documentary about Egyptian mummies found with evidence of cocaine and tobacco usage. Weird.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
Watching Ancient Aliens?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (DyHko)
Maybe that's why the aliens abduct cows and do anal probes; too much blow.
Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (ynpvh)
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I remember seeing a lady say they found traces of tobacco in the mummy wraps. It was very controversial. But I think there was more trade in ancient times than we know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
There are Pyramid cigarettes.
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (5eQqR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (Mg2SW)
If the SCOTUS works weekends, theoretically they have until Saturday the 12th to take up a case and potentially adjudicate it on the 13th.
Realistically, if there is not a case in front of SCOTUS justices by the 7th or 8th it's pretty much all over but the shouting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (ztzef)
Ah, I see... playing off "titanic".
I was thinking "Looseania", myself.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (7Kh21)
Have you gotten to boobs and otters yet?
Posted by: Ladyl
Just now!
What a coincidence.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Rvt8
Well, heck.. .my timing is impeccable, as usual.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: flounder
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*snort* Uber skanks...lololol
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (r+sAi)
When "Elliot" fades into obscurity again in 2 weeks, what is the next step to grab the brass ring of relevance?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
__________
Fake a hate crime.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (aSVKq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
So that explains Keith Richards!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (NnXmS)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (r+sAi)
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How can they give money to an idea?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: Al Gore's gonna need a bigger cape at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (eQLs7)
That's scary.
After they perform surprise anal they can fly away. And vote dem.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (L8ADy)
Right. I didn't even know she was still a thing. Apparently she's on some cable show that I've never heard of, which puts her right up with the actor who played "Larry" on Three's Company.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 08:00 PM (l6b3d)
We'll have to ask Tuesday Weld.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (NnXmS)
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (FPEPu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (Mg2SW)
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Science says yes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 07:53 PM (9nwlC)
Thanks, Science, then I am Ellen Page, for the purpose of picking up those Inception residuals.
The rest of y'all can fight over Juno and Super.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (CZm2G)
Closeted gay guy.
Same guys who date those big female body builders,
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)
/fight me.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (babsD)
I'm going to need to see your immunity card tomorrow night, Shibumi.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (Ndje9)
Pro tip: whenever you see the prefix "trans", just mentally substitute it with "fake".
Then all will become clear.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (buTO7)
The fact that both of them have pussies is irrelevant.
Posted by: Assasorus Rex at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (oX5MT)
They are both troubled chicks who deserve each other. Tragedy awaits.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2020 08:05 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (sGotD)
Seconded
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 08:05 PM (5eQqR)
The high pitched keening and false accusations have been going on for years.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Would you please stop the God-damn hammering?
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnel, MSNBC major head case at December 03, 2020 08:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (cknjq)
Got Her Majesty and Delilah off to Dallas for shows this weekend and then on to Florida for the AKC National. It's going to be wall-to-wall high rollers both places, so no reason to expect anything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 07:51 PM (mht8P)
Hadrian, Delilah is a gorgeous dog. Don't want to count her out just yet...
Will still lift a prayer for Her Majesty's safety and a good showing. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Moki at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 07:50 PM (hku12)
She is a dude, Andrew Doyle, a British comedian that made her up.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (l6b3d)
Oh no.
Totally unrelated, how does one retract a dick pic from someone else's DM?
Or is the standard procedure to claim to have been hacked?
For a friend, I am asking.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (r+sAi)
They are both troubled chicks who deserve each other. Tragedy awaits.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (KnJdm)
_________
They'll both murder the other, then commit suicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (XhWtx)
New season or reruns?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (r+sAi)
I remember back in the 90's when that was on comedy central, and John Stewart used to bitch and moan about such an idiot show. Really, because it had higher ratings than the Daily Show.
Where did we go so horribly wrong?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:07 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
We all know there is no such thing as a ... a white bat.
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (XhWtx)
Unless you dust it in titanium dioxide first.
Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (ynpvh)
The fact that both of them have pussies is irrelevant"
Sometimes when you read words they seem to be nonsense.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (uDcLJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM
A sad story there Ladyl. Our big orange tomcat ate most of it, and I am now waiting for a replacement from the Ohio Department of Diseases That Have a 99% Survival Rate But Still Require a Vaccine Because F.U.
/fun fact: that department was spearheaded by Mike DeWine and Amy Acton!
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (babsD)
I call dibs on being a transwombat.
But everyone has to spell it "wymbat" or I'll start hyperventilating.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (7Kh21)
Totally unrelated, how does one retract a dick pic from someone else's DM?
Or is the standard procedure to claim to have been hacked?
For a friend, I am asking.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12)
Carlos Danger: Hacked. Go with hacked.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (NnXmS)
and they can all get off my planet immediately.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (8zGKp)
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
Romans 1:24-25
So sick of this demonic shit.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (5FCda)
She rocked.
A sort of blonde Annie Potts/Ghostbusters.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (bDqIh)
I too hope you're feeling better.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (7Kh21)
Nothing a heart stent and hospital stay couldn't solve. Now she's back and got a score to settle. <3
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 08:09 PM (9sWOw)
They'll both murder the other, then commit suicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Double homocide.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:09 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2020 08:09 PM (hTTlF)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:09 PM (7Kh21)
But in this era you can pretty much live your life outside the constraints of stereotypical gender roles, so why not just stay what you are and live your life the way you want?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (ojwvu)
Have you seen the GOP in the state houses? Most of them would surrender to the French.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (NnXmS)
Here's the funny thing.
Jeremy Clarkson (a smarmy liberal Brit) used to verbally torment and occasionally physically chastise Morgan (another smarmy liberal Brit) on a regular basis. He hated him. And I used to laugh and laugh because Piers Morgan is insufferable, and I shared Clarkson's disdain for him.
But, on balance, Piers Morgan is a Titan among midgets when compared to the American press.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (BvLWD)
But his boyfriends are.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (Ndje9)
I got in trouble recently for saying Obama is gay.
A Faux Nooz loving gay dude, who is as Boomer as one can get, swears Obama only ever dabbled in college.
Sure dude. Sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (hku12)
Ah, I see... playing off "titanic".
I was thinking "Looseania", myself.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Well, "Titania" was the queen of the faerie folk in A Midsummer Night's Dream, so that's not much like her.
But it's also the largest moon of Uranus, which would be accurate.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 08:09 PM (9sWOw)
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They would've taken over and oppressed the rest of the bat world by now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2020 08:09 PM (hTTlF)
Abuse would be my guess.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: old5.0 at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (cPGZD)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (JKNZq)
70 years old, cause of death undetermined as of yet.
The first injection he received was on Aug. 31, with the second on Oct. 1.
Posted by: 60-day rule? at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (BBWrU)
Wrong.
I predicted the next publicity stunt attention-whoring from Ellen Page will be she'll be "non-binary."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (bt0mc)
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Because you didn't pay enough attention to her before and that's why she needed to do the publicity stunt, duh.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (9nwlC)
Just had one of the new McRibs. If you like to drink BBQ sauce, it's pretty good. Can't comment on the meat's taste, as it was a bit overwhelmed.
Posted by: t-bird
Don't get me started on fish sticks today.
All breading, no fish!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (Ww1tL)
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I remember seeing a lady say they found traces of tobacco in the
mummy wraps. It was very controversial. But I think there was more trade
in ancient times than we know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
There are Pyramid cigarettes.
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (5eQqR)
could be wrong, but I seriously doubt that. Maybe there was something similar to tobacco but still. I recall someone saying that an Ancient Roman would have fully understood a kegger but would have had no clue why people smoked.
Maybe they did smoke various things, but it is a pretty learned behavior. Maybe pot was possible but I am not sure on that. People do not naturally inhale burning leaves, though every place in the world took it up to some extent after tobacco spread from Age of Discovery. There is a good history book called, Tobacco: A Cultural History of How an Exotic Plant Seduced Civilization.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
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I used to use that line when we had to do urinalysis for work!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (lgiXo)
10h
China has a 5,000 year history of cheating and stealing. Some things will never change...
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Chen Weihua @chenweihua
China state-affiliated media
6h
Replying to @MarshaBlackburn
Bitch
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Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn
4h
Chen, you're a puppet in Xi Jinping's delusional China dream for global domination. From Tiananmen Square to Uyghur genocide, Communist China is an expert at slaughtering populations. America will not bow down to sexist communist thugs.
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Chen Weihua @chenweihua
6h
China state-affiliated media
This is the most racist and ignorant US Senator I have seen. A lifetime bitch.
wow
twitchy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (uDcLJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I think Piers won the first season of "Celebrity Apprentice" and is actually pretty good friends with Donald Trump.
Piers has spoken up in defense of Donald several times over the last few years.
Piers may be a jerk at times, but he is pretty loyal to his friends, ie, Donald as an example. He caught a lot of shit from some people about that, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (ZCiJZ)
It's a rhetorical question, obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (YqDXo)
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Yes, that's sort of what gay means. If you dabbled, that means you're gay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (bPvlX)
True fact: Anna Puma's heart attack was listed as a chinese virus Case AND Death by the hospital.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (bPvlX)
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Don't get me started on potatoes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (hTTlF)
They are both troubled chicks who deserve each other. Tragedy awaits.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (KnJdm)
They'll both murder the other, then commit suicide.
California circa 1999, Dyke animal control officer kills her "partners" biological child from a previous marriage in a jealous rage. Diverdity is our strength!
On the bus today some obese shaved head bulldyke barges onto bus cursing at old ladies to get out of it's way. Diversity is our stregnth!!!
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (SoKNY)
I have been thinking about donating my schlong to science, but I don't think ellen will take care of it. She seems kinda unstable.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (r+sAi)
Sure dude. Sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (hku12)
I believe he only dabbled in college.
It wasn't until he graduated he went pro.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (L8ADy)
A Faux Nooz loving gay dude, who is as Boomer as one can get, swears Obama only ever dabbled in college.
Sure dude. Sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (hku12)
Dabbled? Is that a euphemism?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (JKNZq)
He will subsidize it.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (Mg2SW)
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i've got a t-shirt from the Desert Storm era that reads:
i'd fly 12,000 miles to smoke a camel."
it has two Tomcats on it as well...
welcome back young lady!
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (8zGKp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Fra Filippo at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (WH8+k)
This is not stated in jest.
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Hucnr)
Wrong.
I predicted the next publicity stunt attention-whoring from Ellen Page will be she'll be "non-binary."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (bt0mc)
Does that make her a Monotheist, or a Polytheist?
Posted by: jim at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Hey, that's in my links tomorrow!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (s2VJv)
I've read that we could actually nuke them and get away with it-- i.e., no MAD-- but it'd be tricky.
We'd also have to pay Putin a Great Wall Of Money to look the other way.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)
I've heard some whoppers today but that one is too much.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (uDcLJ)
One does not simply dabble in penis-sipping.
Posted by: Boromir at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (KnJdm)
Ah, I see... playing off "titanic".
I was thinking "Looseania", myself.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Well, "Titania" was the queen of the faerie folk in A Midsummer Night's Dream, so that's not much like her.
But it's also the largest moon of Uranus, which would be accurate.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 03, 2020 08:10 PM (P1f+c)
I think she blew right past Titania is heading right for Holy shit it's moving towards us.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (9Om/r)
A sad story there Ladyl. Our big orange tomcat ate most of it, and I am now waiting for a replacement from the Ohio Department of Diseases That Have a 99% Survival Rate But Still Require a Vaccine Because F.U.
/fun fact: that department was spearheaded by Mike DeWine and Amy Acton!
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (babsD)
If you can't produced your card you'd better double-mask!
I, of course, am immune from all leftist commandments.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (mht8P)
I predict Ernie Page will further transition to a GAY trans man and begin eagerly gobbling up penis.
This is not stated in jest.
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Hucnr)
She's going to transition to Gomer Pyle. Surprise. Surprise. Surprise.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (NnXmS)
mummy wraps. It was very controversial. But I think there was more trade
in ancient times than we know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
It was Gitane or Gauloises. Napoleon was in Egypt fooling around with mummies a long time ago.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Direct Message
Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (abOpZ)
People have been smoking weed for as long as there have been Taxes and Prostitiutes.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (5Px35)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (9nwlC)
Already happened. Srsly.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (Mg2SW)
Congratulations on your survival rate.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (DMQdU)
This is the most racist and ignorant US Senator I have seen. A lifetime bitch.
Leftist from all over the world recite from the same Script, it appears.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (bt0mc)
She rocked.
A sort of blonde Annie Potts/Ghostbusters.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:08 PM (bDqIh)
She'd make sure the kids were tucked in bed and ready for school the next day, and then ride you all night until you broke.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (jOcSX)
Wait...
HA HA HA!
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (3vIkC)
Same guys who date those big female body builders,
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)
I met a gal who was a world class body builder. She seemed nice, I was seriously considering giving it a go, but she had a little girl voice, and didn't seem all that interested in guys who didn't treat her like shit.
One of those back away (slowly) type situations.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (hku12)
They are both troubled chicks who deserve each other. Tragedy awaits.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 08:04 PM (KnJdm)
They'll both murder the other, then commit suicide.
California circa 1999, Dyke animal control officer kills her "partners" biological child from a previous marriage in a jealous rage. Diversity is our strength!
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (SoKNY)
And more recently (2019): Hart family of eight died by murder-suicide in California cliff crash, jury rules
"A lesbian couple drugged themselves and their six adopted children before intentionally driving off a California cliff in what officials described as a "Thelma and Louise situation" that left the entire family of eight dead."
https://tinyurl.com/y3l9f6yy
It's almost as though they had mental issues. Almost.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (YqDXo)
They are jerking the Massage Parlor owners around.
FL law enforcement is in the best hands, sez Jeffy Toobin...
Posted by: Desultory joe at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
What?
Now she's dead?
Well, just like Buzzion. Here with us in spirit.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Direct Message
Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (abOpZ)
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Dead Meat
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Uhu8A)
I have been thinking about donating my schlong to science, but I don't think ellen will take care of it. She seems kinda unstable.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (r+sAi)
How phalloplasty works:
https://youtu.be/fe4R8B4dIO8
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (DMQdU)
I have been thinking about donating my schlong to science, but I don't think ellen will take care of it. She seems kinda unstable.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (r+sAi)
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There has to be a porno horror movie about this, a la "The Hands of Orlac".
"Stop me before I fuck again!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Took It Up the butt! Clyster! Like l a mayor yogapants garcetti!!
IM THE PITCHER, YER THE CATCHER!!
Posted by: Dr Fauchichichi at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (8S2G4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Direct Message
Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM (abOpZ)
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Dead Meat
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Uhu8A)
Danse Macabre.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (lgiXo)
There is no dabbling. You suck one dick and you're in the club.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Now she's dead?
Well, just like Buzzion. Here with us in spirit.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
Pros: Still gets to vote, but democratic
Cons: IRS doesn't care
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (XhWtx)
And #MeToo setting its sights on same-sex rape/sexual harassment (see: Bryan Singer).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (mht8P)
Nah, it's like a heart valve,,.
They just take it off a pig.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (5Px35)
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (uDcLJ)
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (bPvlX)
Ending credits of Re-Animator 2 has a mouse in a fight to the shadow death with a re-animated penis.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (Mg2SW)
Question: Has Anita Ekberg ever been "Who Dis?" in the Morning Rant?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: McGyver at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (rJ1YP)
These celebs have a sickness similar to Munchausen by proxy.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (NpAcC)
And why is person who "comes out" always so fucking angry?
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I have counterpoints.
I used to have a buddy I'll call "Larry." Larry was so gay that people took to calling him "Lavender Larry." I mean really, really gay.
One day, him and my brother and a bunch of other people were partying with him when he "came out."
Everyone there was all "yeah, man... what, are you the last to know?"
On the other hand, we also knew a guy you would never guess was gay. Very "hetero," alpha kinda guy. He actually saved me from drowning once when I was 12.
Anyway, he came out, and was super angry. At himself. He died shortly after that. Drugs. Just couldn't handle being openly gay, and I wish he'd kept it to himself. I think he could have kept on being secretly gay forever and been happy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (BvLWD)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)
So it would be a better name for Barack Obama, you're saying.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (7Kh21)
'Everybody's coming
leave your body image at the door'
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (5Px35)
"Stop me before I fuck again!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
No doubt, that'll be the new "Thing" in the Addam's Family reimagining.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (irzmA)
There is no dabbling. You suck one dick and you're in the club.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
This.
Build a thousand bridges, and you're an engineer. But suck one dick, and you're a fag.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:20 PM (YqDXo)
He only sucks the cock to prove to himself how much he doesn't like it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 08:20 PM (7DzWP)
This is not stated in jest.
Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Hucnr)
I never bought the gay thing to begin with. I mean, I know she's "married" or whatever, and has been munching the carpet, but she really does come off as someone who "went there" for reasons other than she was born that way.
Being manhandled earlier in life can have this effect on some gals.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:20 PM (hku12)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 08:20 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 03, 2020 08:20 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (Mg2SW)
IT'S ALIVE!
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
So that explains Keith Richards!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 08:02 PM (NnXmS)
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So somebody was sailing back & forth to south America back in the day? Interesting...
There's some evidence that the Basques were fishing off north America for hundreds of years but kept it a secret to keep others away from the fishing areas. Leif Erickson and the rest of them were in Canada around the year 1000. And there's also evidence that people from the area now known as France were along the east coast of north America, during the last ice age, some tools have been found just offshore of South Carolina. During the ice age lots of water was tied up in ice so the coast line was way further out to sea than it is now.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (oGBso)
So it would be a better name for Barack Obama, you're saying.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (7Kh21)
Only if "Fellatia" is taken.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)
The Hammer vampire movies were very titillating.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (NnXmS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:14 PM
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Direct Message
Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2020 08:16 PM
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Dead Meat
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM
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Danse Macabre.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM
Drosophila Melanogaster
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (DMUuz)
I hate these people.
I might get a Hate Has A Home Here sign.
Posted by: jsg
Hate lives here
Come on in and get your ass kicked!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
There has to be a porno horror movie about this, a la "The Hands of Orlac".
The Beast With Five Fingers
Mad Love
Cronenberg's "Rabid" with marylin chambers' armpit vagina dentata!!
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (8S2G4)
Anna Puma is a man.
Ace is a woman.
CBD is a Black Palestinian.
MisHum is an Argentinian natural born vagina stripper.
Only OM and Weird Dave are as advertised...
Posted by: Assasorus Rex at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (oX5MT)
I think she blew right past Titania is heading right for Holy shit it's moving towards us.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 08:15 PM (9Om/r)
OMG I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (TdMsT)
Fred Schneider of the B-52's tells the story of him coming out to his mom. He spent a lot of time working his courage up, then went in while she was making dinner (or some such).
Fred: "Mom.... I'm gay."
Mom: "Everyone knows that, Freddie." and went on calmly making dinner.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (irzmA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (lgiXo)
Not at the airport. It's not allowed.
https://stoatnet.org/donoteat.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (YqDXo)
Friend of a friend is getting out of one of those potential MS situations right now. Sorry I won't celebrate your mental problems. Fix your shit.
Posted by: Boromir at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (Mg2SW)
Wow.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Barack Insane Obama Jones at December 03, 2020 08:23 PM (ZCiJZ)
Or go back to Spenser and The Fairy Queen
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Mg2SW)
Is that the sequel to Spenser: For Hire?
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:23 PM (3vIkC)
He only sucks the cock to prove to himself how much he doesn't like it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 08:20 PM (7DzWP)
And he himself said that he decided to become straight because it was more difficult."
Oh. OK. Lots of guys had the same thought. Bathhouses are full of them, in fact.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:23 PM (YqDXo)
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There is no dabbling. You suck one dick and you're in the club.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
This.
Build a thousand bridges, and you're an engineer. But suck one dick, and you're a fag.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:20 PM (YqDXo)
Yes yes. My problem is though, I blurt these things out around people who don't want to hear such things.
Seriously, this guy was likely most offended by the mere thought that Obama might bat for the same team as him.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:23 PM (hku12)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:23 PM (sfhL4)
Look up "Doggerland".
But be careful you don't wind up on a perverted British sex site.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:23 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: Javems at December 03, 2020 08:23 PM (b8SV7)
There's some evidence that the Basques were fishing off north America for hundreds of years but kept it a secret to keep others away from the fishing areas. Leif Erickson and the rest of them were in Canada around the year 1000. And there's also evidence that people from the area now known as France were along the east coast of north America, during the last ice age, some tools have been found just offshore of South Carolina. During the ice age lots of water was tied up in ice so the coast line was way further out to sea than it is now.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (oGBso)
There's so much mounting proof our ancestors had it together a lot more than we ever give credit for. From spices/horticulture to drugs to animal species that only could have occurred from robust trading and travel previously thought impossible. Where there's a will there's a way.
As long as we don't find any transitioned mummies, I'm good.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:24 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: JEF at December 03, 2020 08:24 PM (nzKWW)
Come on in and get your ass kicked!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
I believe in truth in advertising
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:24 PM (irzmA)
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)
Wait, what did I miss?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)
They just take it off a pig.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM
You know they're spirals, just like their tails, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 08:25 PM (DMUuz)
Well, I did mention "The Skin I Live In" in the last thread about worst movies. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2020 08:25 PM (ZCiJZ)
They just take it off a pig.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 08:18 PM
You know they're spirals, just like their tails, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 08:25 PM (DMUuz)
I rate this: plausible.
There's also the thing with the ducks, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (t+qrx)
mummy wraps. It was very controversial. But I think there was more trade
in ancient times than we know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ
There have been roman coins found in the americas, ancient iron mines in the michigan UP, ancient stone buildings in the americas when natives didn't build in stone. Columbus sailed to the coast of africa before heading towards america so he had favorable winds. There was travel and trade, history doesn't record it. I can't imagine how that happened.
Posted by: Fra Filippo at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (WH8+k)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (9nwlC)
These celebs have a sickness similar to Munchausen by proxy.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (NpAcC)
They don't give a shit about the kids. They're just PR props. That's all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (YqDXo)
Roseanne and Scott Baio discuss the fcked up world today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PIvLWWYjU4
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 08:20 PM (7DzWP)
And he himself said that he decided to become straight because it was more difficult."
Oh. OK. Lots of guys had the same thought. Bathhouses are full of them, in fact.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:23 PM (YqDXo)
When I was growing up there was a family (Catholic) who had a bunch of kids, like 9 or 10.
Dad was arrested one day in the park where all the men go to hook up.
Another guy more recently, his daughter and my daughter were sorta friends... he ended up leaving his family (with I think 5 kids) for a dude.
Lots of that sort of thing happens. Guys who try to convince themselves, and then suddenly one day they find themselves in a bathhouse.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (hku12)
Posted by: JackStraw
Women can dabble in carpet without being labeled forever.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
Men can't dabble in homosexual sex. You can't go back from "gay".
But women can't dabble in heterosexual sex. You can't go back to "virgin".
I think I'll need a $800,000 grant to determine whether or not this is fair.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (P1f+c)
Another fun one is the sun obelisk in the Med under all that water.
But for how truly strange nature can get, near Morocco I think is evidence of a naturally occurring uranium chain reaction.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (Mg2SW)
Have you gotten to boobs and otters yet?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM
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How many teats has the average otter anyway?
Posted by: 3 angry Irish inches at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (mHQeW)
Gonna mainline vodka until that makes sense.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 03, 2020 08:27 PM (o40OA)
Posted by: JEF at December 03, 2020 08:24 PM (nzKWW)
And he didn't inhale. Much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:27 PM (3vIkC)
Ron Howard (the director) was smart enough to leave the political stuff out of the movie, which IMHO is the best our side could reasonably hope for. I've also read he's been defending the movies from coastal elitist film critic snobs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (NpAcC)
Time to replace it, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: JackStraw
Just about everything.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2020 08:25 PM (ZCiJZ)
Apparently Anna Puma is "dead" of teh covids... at least according to the hospital.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (946rW)
>True fact: Anna Puma's heart attack was listed as a chinese virus Case AND Death by the hospital.
Wait, what did I miss?
Posted by: JackStraw
Not a true fact. But I wouldn't be surprised. And neither would any of you.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (lgiXo)
mummy wraps. It was very controversial. But I think there was more trade
in ancient times than we know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ
Egyptian ships were capable of crossing the Atlantic.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg)
Some beers and chase some ass.
Posted by: Rdbrewer at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (qigh7)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (oGBso)
Honestly, if human settlements were relatively advanced (say, early metalurgy) during the last ice age, would any evidence of it likely survive until today? Especially if most humans were clustered along coastlines that are now miles out to sea?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (jOcSX)
Having said that, I've also read it's genuinely strange and unnerving to watch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Mg2SW)
What about the heart attack part?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (7Kh21)
Have you gotten to boobs and otters yet?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM
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How many teats has the average otter anyway?
Posted by: 3 angry Irish inches at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (mHQeW)
bewbs, otters (dicks and no dicks), bats with dicks, obama sucking dicks, dead dicks, and mummies coked out of their minds (no dicks). So it's sort of gone off the tracks early.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (L8ADy)
Wait, what did I miss?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)
The joke.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (Mg2SW)
Oklo, in Gabon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FBI stepping on its Dick Again at December 03, 2020 08:30 PM (cPBke)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 08:30 PM (UUBmN)
Today, any actor who agrees to appear in anything perceived anywhere as pro-conservative, can get themselves in trouble with the rest of Hollywood.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Also known as heteronormative fragility.
The Leftist Totalitarian Propagandist has an answer for everything.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:30 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: jasonj at December 03, 2020 08:30 PM (qSQLQ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
I vant to suck your... blood. Yes, your blood.
Posted by: vice-president-elect Dracula at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (bPvlX)
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Don't get me started on potatoes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (Uhu8A)
I've never been able to get a decent draw on spuds.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Apparently they said the stent wasn't supposed to be hooked up to the internet.
But it was.
Human error.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (L8ADy)
It is. Watched it when I had insomnia and had no idea what I was getting into. Same thing happened with "Talk to Her" by the same director (unnerving, but not nearly as sick).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (7Kh21)
She's still good looking IMHO, and I'm glad she hasn't butchered herself with plastic surgery, but she does *not* look anything like she did in 1986.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (irzmA)
Ace is a woman.
CBD is a Black Palestinian.
MisHum is an Argentinian natural born vagina stripper.
Only OM and Weird Dave are as advertised...
Posted by: Assasorus Rex at December 03, 2020 08:22 PM (oX5MT)
_________
I was stunned to recently learn that J.J. Sefton is not his real name and he wasn't a famous smart-ass WWII POW ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Time to replace it, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (mzC7
A lot of them have settings (4 hrs, 6 hrs., dawn to dusk). Does yours have those?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (YqDXo)
They first figured out something was wrong when it racked up 800,000 votes for Biden.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (7Kh21)
A group of otters on land is called a romp.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (dNzKv)
What about the heart attack part?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Heart attack and stent happened (BTW welcome back Anna and good health to you!)
Teh covids and death apparently not so much.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (946rW)
Mookie, I recently found a pic of Susanna Hoffs from last year.
She's still good looking IMHO, and I'm glad she hasn't butchered
herself with plastic surgery, but she does *not* look anything like she
did in 1986.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
In all honesty, I have to admit that I do not either. Sad. Aging sucks.
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (3vIkC)
.Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (zUdXR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PIvLWWYjU4
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:26 PM (bt0mc)
Baio has been accused by Nicole Eggert of raping her when she was in her mid teens, when they were on the show, Charles In Charge. She says he also basically molested her all the time on the set, mostly groping and feeling her up and whatnot.
Baio says she seduced him "one time" and he is sure she was over 18 at the time it happened.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (7Kh21)
I've never been able to get a decent draw on spuds.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (yQpMk)
Catalpa beans.
You have to cut the ends off.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:34 PM (CZm2G)
pretty learned behavior. Maybe pot was possible but I am not sure on
that. People do not naturally inhale burning leaves, though every place
in the world took it up to some extent after tobacco spread from Age of
Discovery. There is a good history book called, Tobacco: A Cultural
History of How an Exotic Plant Seduced Civilization.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM (bPvlX)
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Don't get me started on potatoes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:13 PM (Uhu8A)
I've never been able to get a decent draw on spuds.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (yQpMk)
I smoked coffee once from a pipe. i don't recommend it much as it gets hot as hell. But then again, with so many coffee addicts, I am surprised fewer haven't tried it.
Now dipping cigarette tobacco, that is one you should never, ever try.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:34 PM (bPvlX)
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (7Kh21)
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow? And did you know, your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:34 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:34 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Next you're going to tell me that today isn't JJ's birthday.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (AiZBA)
306 All the jokes are done, I'm sure.
I hate these people.
I might get a Hate Has A Home Here sign.
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:19 PM (irzmA)
I'm having a sign made for my front yard in my leftist neighborhood, where everyone has a sign:
"For a list of my virtues, TEXT #LOLGF."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: hogmartin
WTF? That has to be a translation mishap.
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (QoPXA)
But it was.
Human error.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (L8ADy)
_________
I assume the Chinese are working on mandatory implants at birth (that automatically activate on any attempted removal) with remote kill-switches for those whose Social Credit Score ever goes negative.
Coming soon to a country near you ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (dNzKv)
Sorry as hell to hear that. Did she have some comorbidities?
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (irzmA)
"Hey Everyone! I'm a Real Boy!"
-Elliot "Pinocchio" Page
Posted by: Kelsier at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (0sIFM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (dNzKv)
She loves me.
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (irzmA)
Oh sure, rub it in why don't you. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (bPvlX)
But it was.
Human error.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 19.036% more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (L8ADy)
heh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 03, 2020 07:59 PM (P1f+c)
I have been at Masses with an aggressive Aspergillum. Some of those priests can really put a curve on that Holy Water.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (y7ppq)
I smoked coffee once from a pipe. i don't
recommend it much as it gets hot as hell. But then again, with so many
coffee addicts, I am surprised fewer haven't tried it.
Now dipping cigarette tobacco, that is one you should never, ever try.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:34 PM (bPvlX)
My cousin dried out the worm from a bottle of tequila and tried smoking that. That's a true believer. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (9Om/r)
"For a list of my virtues, TEXT #LOLGF."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (TdMsT)
_________
"My personal pronouns are lol/get/fucked."
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Next you're going to tell me that today isn't JJ's birthday.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (AiZBA
Shocked I am. So is Ace actually a woman.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (nakwk)
But it was.
more FUCKITOL at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Dominion Machines at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (irzmA)
She had Lupus and a couple other autoimmune problems. Interestingly had been on HCQ for years. But generally immunosuppressed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
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A movie doesn't have to be pro-conservative to be deemed problematic, it just has to not be full-throatedly liberal. Opie said he stripped the story of the politics and just made a family drama about a specific time and place.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (YxfPJ)
She's a dude, so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (YxfPJ)
-------
psst..."Titania McGrath" is a parody account.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (Uhu8A)
Glenn Close is supposed to be good in the role of grandma in Hillbilly
Elegy. Might see it sometime, but just haven't been interested in movies
lately.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (JKNZq)
just watched it because someone said glenn close was good in it.....the movie was meh.....she played a good hillbilly but the story was incomplete....i give it a 2 popcorns
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (CqHIp)
Baio has been accused by Nicole Eggert of raping
her when she was in her mid teens, when they were on the show, Charles
In Charge. She says he also basically molested her all the time on the
set, mostly groping and feeling her up and whatnot.
Baio says she seduced him "one time" and he is sure she was over 18 at the time it happened.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (hku12)
She never accused him at the time. I am inclined to believe she was trying to make bank on the me too movement.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Mg2SW)
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (hku12)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (YxfPJ)
It's a spoof account, British dude who actually leans Left but skewers SJW. Been on Rogan and other podcasts
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (oAY8z)
"For a list of my virtues, TEXT #LOLGF."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (TdMsT)
I love this idea.
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (irzmA)
This guy sounds like the life of the party.
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Insomniac
---
Here, hold this piece of paper while I go get the lemon off the tree...
Hmmmm...We could do a lime instead if you'd like??
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: jasonj at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (qSQLQ)
386 My wife is buying me an AR for Christmas.
She loves me.
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (irzmA)
Oh sure, rub it in why don't you. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (nakwk)
_________
Insom will know he's found the right woman for him when she buys him an engraved mongrammed Tire Iron collection for Christmas.
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (YxfPJ)
She is a satirist (I think?)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (9Om/r)
yeah, he didn't see the forest for the trees. Those worms do get you F'ed up. But it is not the worm, it is the drinking your way to the worm that does it.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (bPvlX)
It is bad enough when they lambaste elected Republicans, but this is a bit too far. Not surprising that they would do this, tho.
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (/Pc8P)
Here's "Tatiana":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJlbkCcKnHw
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (bDqIh)
It's amusing how people who lose their shit at the drop of a hat, who blub uncontrollably over elections, who need a "safe space," who are confused about their sex, who engage in crime, who have astronomical murder and incarceration rates, who have whopping illegitimacy rates, and whose entire lives are complete train wrecks, characterize normal people with jobs, spouses, families, etc. as "fragile."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Mg2SW)
There were some problems on your TPS report. Did you get that memo?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)
"Hey Everyone! I'm a Real Boy!"
-Elliot "Pinocchio" Page
Posted by: Kelsier at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (0sIFM)
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Tell a lie and your wood gets bigger!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Hmmmm...We could do a lime instead if you'd like??
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (UUBmN)
Heh. Sure, either one works. Bring the pain!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (Uhu8A)
Now you tell me
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM
Yes. That's how I now identify.
Posted by: Assault Font (formerly Sister Zoot) at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Mg2SW)
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (hku12)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (946rW)
Yep.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:37 PM (YxfPJ)
I'm about twelve hundred pages into this Titania McGrath/Godfrey Elfwick romantic fanfic I'm writing, if you want to look it over. Feedback is appreciated.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:36 PM (nakwk)
As you wish.
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (irzmA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
That's ho... haaa... hhh...
Nope, can't do it. I just can't.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (nakwk)
I just had the thought that if the election fraud is allowed to stand,
75,000,000 Americans will become free agents. But then I realized that
74,000,000 of them will probably re-sign with the Deep State Team. Time
for another drink.
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (3vIkC)
_________
Somebody after the election made an interesting observation: nobody in history has had anything approaching an army of 80+ million very angry, well-armed people behind him.
Trump has a lot of power he hasn't tapped into. He could single-handedly bring the country to its knees a la Ghandi by calling for a national strike. For decades I've been asking "WHERE is John Galt?"
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bert G at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (JKNZq)
**************
It's hard for me to watch movies when I know that the actors hate me. That being said my mom saw it and liked it..
I'll probably wait to see it on Redbox and pay 2:00 for it. I try to give Hollywood as little of my money as possible.
If I really want to see a movie I'll rent it on Redbox
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (BuB4M)
Buy your own at the store.....On-Cor makes those crappy things to buy in bulk.
https://tinyurl.com/y8mqk6zj
You won't shit right for a week.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
"For a list of my virtues, TEXT #LOLGF."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (TdMsT)
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:33
Boy, ain't that the truth. It's not for the weak.
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 07:54 PM (BuB4M)
Buy your own at the store.....On-Cor makes those crappy things to buy in bulk.
https://tinyurl.com/y8mqk6zj
You won't shit right for a week.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (R/m4+)
Better from that than Billy Bob Thornton fucking you in the ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Monty Python at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (Aashi)
worms do get you F'ed up. But it is not the worm, it is the drinking
your way to the worm that does it.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (bPvlX)
yeah he used to swallow the worm. I would say fuuuuck that. He would say if I drank the bottle with him I would be fighting him for that worm. Yeah, not happening. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (946rW)
Shorter version: "Producers, call me. I'll be under the Sepulveda overpass."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (YqDXo)
But it was.
I watched them put 5 in me on a big screen. I'll bet Anna did too.
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (+ya+t)
Elegy.
A dude playing grandma. Fergit it, I'm out.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (7DzWP)
could single-handedly bring the country to its knees a la Ghandi by
calling for a national strike. For decades I've been asking "WHERE is
John Galt?"
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
I agree. I hope he taps into it. I know that the left has been selling that line for years: Trump the Dictator will not leave office. Almost like they knew this was coming. He should just say screw them, declare the states in rebellion, the election void, and call for new elections. I know I will go to DC to support him.
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:31 PM (7Kh21)
They can't see you're bazookas coming in from the back door they way they do...what's wrong with your people? SCIENCE!
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
Nah. I think I'll pass. My opinion on fanfic was pretty much set in stone when I read a zine my Mom had brought home from a Star Trek convention. Me, a young Star Trek fan was interested to read a story about Kirk and Spock.
It was Slash-fic.
*shudder*
Never have touched fanfic since.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (lgiXo)
what about mammaries or milkers ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
Send me a link, hogmartin. I'll be happy to read your work.
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (hku12)
She never accused him at the time. I am inclined to believe she was trying to make bank on the me too movement.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (946rW)
Scott is saying he'll move to Utah to primary Rombley.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (lgiXo)
'cause of the alveolar plosives.
Oh yeah.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bert G at December 03, 2020 08:42 PM (OMsf+)
And you know who the kicker will be. If she survives Saturday, that is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (YqDXo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJlbkCcKnHw
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (bDqIh)
And I thought, how nice, she didn't put spaces in the url.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:45 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (lgiXo)
George Carlin will tell ya.
Words mean different things to people and some become bad words. I know when I was growing up, we would never say fart in front of polite company, family, whatever, it was simply not done. To other people it is just a regular word like anything else.
Tits has always been a no go, and since the left hates it, it always will be. When they said Fritz and Tits, that cemented the word would never go mainstream.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:45 PM (bPvlX)
Aetius
If it still exists try to read all the Star Trek fan-fic centered around getting Spock laid. Oi!
One of those stories was enough.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:46 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (lgiXo)
what about mammaries or milkers ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (M+Lyo)
Or jugs, Winnebagos, or Golden Bozos?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2020 08:46 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (M+Lyo)
I think the last poor slob that got the shit kicked out of him by the 'ettes called them 'fun bags'
Poor bastard....
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 08:46 PM (w2LAm)
The fact that both of them have pussies is irrelevant.
Posted by: Assasorus Rex at December 03, 2020 08:01 PM (oX5MT)
So they do 96, instead?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 08:46 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (lgiXo)
what about mammaries or milkers ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (M+Lyo)
I knew a well gifted redhead who referred to them as 'my titties.'
It was a major turn on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:46 PM (y7ppq)
"For a list of my virtues, TEXT #LOLGF."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (TdMsT)
That. is. AWESOME!
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 08:46 PM (4I/2K)
They are found in mescal.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 03, 2020 08:28 PM (jOcSX)
--------------------------
I misremembered, it was Virginia not South Carolina:
"Two scholars, Dennis Stanford from the Smithsonian Institution and Bruce Bradley from the University of Exeter in England, have proposed a theory of immigration from Europe via the Atlantic Ocean over 20,000 years ago.
The Solutrean Hypothesis is based on similarities between the Clovis style of Paleo-Indian points and points manufactured in the Loire River area in France, near the village of Solutré-Pouilly. Both use the overshot flaking technique for processing a chunk of stone into a tool.
Knappers, people who created stone tools, used percussion and pressure to remove a large flake of rock that crossed from one face to the opposite edge of the point. The imbedded biface technology resulted in wide, thin tools. Clovis points, in addition, had a distinctive flute where large items were presumably hafted to a spear.3
The most significant piece of evidence for the Solutrean Hypothesis is a stone blade, a bifacial knife manufactured by the overshot flaking technique. The artifact was recovered by the scallop trawler Cinmar in 1970, together with a mastodon skull, in water 240 feet deep nearly 60 miles off Cape Charles. "
http://www.virginiaplaces. org/nativeamerican/solutrean.html
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 08:47 PM (oGBso)
Okay in that picture it looks like Elliot from Mr. Robot. Is that what it was going for?
Posted by: Josh Brolin at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (S8ePJ)
_________
I thought the same thing. That show started a little slow and it was pretty obvious what the big reveal was going to be vis-a-vis the Christian Slater character (my wife gave up on it during Season 2) -- but I stuck with it and thought it was pretty well done and provocative.
That Rami Malek is a pretty good actor and was good as Freddy Mercury in the movie "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:47 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (lgiXo)
what about mammaries or milkers ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (M+Lyo)
Funbags!
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 08:47 PM (kOpft)
J. D. Vance has overcome a lot. A LOT, people.
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:47 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2020 08:47 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
So I mentioned the other night I was putting together a Christmas playlist. It's something I burn to CD every couple of years for the small group of friends I have. You'll probably find my choices horribly middlebrow, but here's this year's, if perhaps it inspires you (I think you can find all these songs online somewhere):
"Santa's Lost His Mojo" - Jeremy Lister
"My Favorite Things" - Tony Bennett
"There Is No Christmas Like A Home Christmas" - Barbara Cook
"Blue Christmas" - Elvis Presley & Martina McBride
"Christmas Fais Do Do" - Marcia Ball
"Hey! Merry Christmas!" - The Mavericks
"Senor Santa Claus" - Jim Reeves
"Christmas Kisses" - Ray Anthony
"Carol of the Bells" - John Tesh
"When the Snow Melts" - Phil Cunningham and Manus Lunny
"Out of the Orient Crystal Skies" - Allegri Singers
"Christmas Night in Harlem" - Jack Teagarden & Johnny Mercer
"Suzy Snowflake" - Tony Mottola and His Orchestra & Rosemary Clooney
"Mrs Santa Claus" - Nat "King" Cole
"Greensleeves" - The Night Heron Consort
"32 Feet and 8 Little Tails" - Gene Autry
"Christmas '65 (Draft Cards)" - Allan Sherman
"Santa Claus, Do You Ever Get the Blues?" - Roomful of Blues
"Days Gone By" - Van Morrison
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (2JVJo)
It's one of the Seven Words You Can't Say on Television.
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (bt0mc)
her when she was in her mid teens, when they were on the show, Charles
In Charge. She says he also basically molested her all the time on the
set, mostly groping and feeling her up and whatnot.
Baio says she seduced him "one time" and he is sure she was over 18 at the time it happened.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (hku12)
She never accused him at the time. I am inclined to believe she was trying to make bank on the me too movement.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 08:38 PM (946rW)
Unfortunately that's the same thing that gets said about the ones who ARE telling the truth too.
So we're back to square one.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (hku12)
Doesn't Mr Page's girlfriend identify as a lesbian? And doesn't Mr Page transitioning from Mrs to Mr make his girlfriend go from lesbian to straight?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 08:49 PM (JKNZq)
Huh. "Sugartits" really zings, though. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Uh, 'tact'? No, never heard of it. Any of you guys?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:49 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:45 PM (bPvlX)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Tits McGee at December 03, 2020 08:49 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (l6b3d)
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Awesome. I've heard him call into El Rushbo's show a couple of times. Is he LDS? I assume he has no chance if he's not ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:49 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:27 PM (3vIkC)
Never a wrong time to play the Bangles.
***lights Bic Lighter***
Posted by: browndog at December 03, 2020 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)
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DEAATTHHHH .... stalks us at every turn!
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (kOpft)
"For a list of my virtues, TEXT #LOLGF."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 08:35 PM (TdMsT)
I love this idea.
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:39 PM (irzmA)
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Nice!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (NpAcC)
J. D. Vance has overcome a lot. A LOT, people.
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:47 PM (YxfPJ)
Watching it now. Pretty fucking boring.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (irzmA)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (nakwk)
Bad Santa FTW!
"Well sure. Santa fucking someone in the ass..."
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (R/m4+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_mNozo4yqM
It's late and I've brushed my fangs, but if I had the ingredients handy I'd make it in a heartbeat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
year's, if perhaps it inspires you (I think you can find all these songs
online somewhere):
Where is "Christmas in Hollis"????
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:51 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:52 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (F6ytP)
Really? I was ready to turn it off several times. I told the Mr. that if that was me, I would have walked away from that situation and never looked back.
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:52 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at December 03, 2020 08:52 PM (a4Fj4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:49 PM (y7ppq)
These frigging bastards, I'm tellin' you
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (bt0mc)
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I believe it depends on the day of the week, the phase of the moon, and mean-time between camera/publicity failures ... but mostly mean-time between camera/publicity failures.
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2020 08:52 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: E.T. at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (7DzWP)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (W+kMI)
Powell said that they think even California may have gone for Trump...
https://tinyurl.com/y6mjfgcu
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (lgiXo)
70 years old, cause of death undetermined as of yet.
The first injection he received was on Aug. 31, with the second on Oct. 1.
Posted by: 60-day rule? at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (BBWrU)
But did he develop any super powers before dying?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (Mg2SW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (F6ytP)
OANN covered the entire thing without a commercial break. And they are following it with excerpts from Trump's speech from yesterday.
Good time to kick them some cash if you're so inclined.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 07:51 PM (Y8GVo)
How?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:50 PM (Mg2SW)
Laughter has healing properties. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (kOpft)
I would campaign for him.
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (YxfPJ)
70 years old, cause of death undetermined as of yet.
The first injection he received was on Aug. 31, with the second on Oct. 1.
Posted by: 60-day rule? at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (BBWrU)
But did he develop any super powers before dying?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (mzC7
30 foot long prehensile dick
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (nakwk)
And this is where Andrew Sullivan's essay on all the transgender stuff nails it. Yeah, that guy, but if there's one thing he's really thought through, it's his identity as a gay man -- and trans stuff renders that identity meaningless.
https://tinyurl.com/yau56365
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (bDqIh)
Hopefully to go away and take Slow Joe with him... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Because tits are hard, pointy and aggressive, boobs are soft, bulbous and friendly.
Your grandma has boobs the dominatrix down the block has tits.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (ztzef)
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:27 PM (3vIkC)
Never a wrong time to play the Bangles.
***lights Bic Lighter***
Posted by: browndog
I have to say, those ladies all looked quite pretty even unto 80s hair, and also they rocked, and that was a fun video of a fun song. But mostly
Posted by: mindful webworker
is it Christmas season now?
at December 03, 2020 08:54 PM (exNvx)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (Mg2SW)
Powell said that they think even California may have gone for Trump...
https://tinyurl.com/y6mjfgcu
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (sfhL4)
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Yes, Democrats have been successfully cheating for every and refining it every year.
CA may have actually never turned blue.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (y7ppq)
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If Elliot Page cross dresses as Harley Quinn, does that count as gender appropriation?
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 08:56 PM (kOpft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_mNozo4yqM
It's late and I've brushed my fangs, but if I had the ingredients handy I'd make it in a heartbeat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Somehow I expected this to be posted by Bluebell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2020 08:56 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 03, 2020 08:41 PM (lgiXo)
what about mammaries or milkers ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2020 08:44 PM (M+Lyo)
I knew a well gifted redhead who referred to them as 'my titties.'
It was a major turn on.
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I've known a couple of renbabes and a stripper who referred to their considerable endowment as "the girls". Always made me smile when they did that in conversation.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2020 08:56 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2020 08:33 PM (dNzKv)
I'm so sorry for your and your wife's loss.
Posted by: Moki at December 03, 2020 08:56 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: Assasorus Rex at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (oX5MT)
Doesn't Mr Page's girlfriend identify as a lesbian? And doesn't Mr Page transitioning from Mrs to Mr make his girlfriend go from lesbian to straight?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 08:48 PM (F6ytP)
Oh, I see where you made your mistake.
You seem to think they don't WANT you to be confused!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)
Posted by: E.T. at December 03, 2020 08:53 PM (7DzWP)
*desperately tries not to think of E.T.'s glowing finger*
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (kOpft)
I am king of the Pages.
Don and Mike reference.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (85Gof)
Does it come with a hacksaw?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 08:52 PM (Mg2SW)
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He said it was much better than a cake for smuggling in a hacksaw.
He cut it with a knife because his shiv was in the dishwasher.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)
While I think what I said was mild, I hope Anna takes it in the spirit it was intended- in good fun and trying to lighten spirits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: Unwelcome Wagon at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (y7ppq)
Rayciss!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)
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If Elliot Page cross dresses as Harley Quinn, does that count as gender appropriation?
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 08:56 PM (kOpft
If Mr Page dresses up as Harly Quinn, that makes him a cross-dresser and I think while he's in a dress his straight girlfriend goes back to lesbian but reverts back to straight when the dress comes off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (MOtgW)
1h
The DOJ has filed its Kevin Clinesmith sentencing memo
They want incarceration.
DOJ: Clinesmith wasn't just altering e-mails - he was lying about Carter Page in DMs to the FBI agent.
Thread.
https://tinyurl.com/y37kgw37
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 07:51 PM (mht8P)
What breed?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
70 years old, cause of death undetermined as of yet.
The first injection he received was on Aug. 31, with the second on Oct. 1.
Posted by: 60-day rule? at December 03, 2020 08:11 PM (BBWrU)
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That guy's body better be locked up somewhere where it can't get out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 08:59 PM (NpAcC)
"I'll be there soon. I just have a couple more pages to do."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2020 08:59 PM (7Kh21)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2020 08:59 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (nakwk)
Last guy on here that used that term was beaten into a coma by the 'ettes - just saying
*moves slowly away from Insom*
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 08:59 PM (w2LAm)
If the fraud stands, Trump should formally invite everybody who voted
for him to come and accompany him at the inauguration, armed.
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2020 08:57 PM (l3+k2)
I like. How many would actually show? If it was 5,000,000, the deep state would crap its pants.
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:59 PM (3vIkC)
the place. Seems to be a hit piece on conservatives, while at the same
time extolling the virtues of hard work?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (y7ppq)
I haven't read it so that is a big point of course. But when it came out, I recall it coming off as a put down, or at least one of those things where liberals "feel sorry" for certain types. Kind of like how so many of them "feel sorry" for those who join the military. I could be wrong there, but that is the vibe I got from people discussing the book.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:00 PM (bPvlX)
"Where can a naked woman go in London?"
Oh wait, you mean like zombies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 09:00 PM (Mg2SW)
https://tinyurl.com/y3l9f6yy
It's almost as though they had mental issues. Almost.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (YqDXo)
Sad story, but it wasn't really a family. More of a cult, with six captives.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:01 PM (mzC78)
CA may have actually never turned blue.
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If PDT pulls this out I'm sure they will look into voting reform. Imagine CA turning red ? ...and other deep blue states and cities. Could be a game changer.
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 09:01 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (nakwk)
Last guy on here that used that term was beaten into a coma by the 'ettes - just saying
*moves slowly away from Insom*
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 08:59 PM (w2LAm)
Funbags funbags funbags funbags funbags funbags
Funbags funbags funbags funbags funbags funbags
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 09:01 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 03, 2020 09:01 PM (er/ld)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2020 09:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 09:02 PM (nakwk)
"Where can a naked woman go in London?"
Oh wait, you mean like zombies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 09:00 PM (Mg2SW)
I think he means like 'I am Legend.'
I am not even sure what you call the critters in the movie version.
Zombie Vampires?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:02 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 09:02 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 09:02 PM (JKNZq)
"Stop me before I fuck again!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
"Penos, the Glans of Fate."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Radar O'Riely at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (l3+k2)
Undertable voting is a black thing.
To question it is racist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (7DzWP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (kTF2Z)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFRtzGuktfU
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2020 09:04 PM (W+kMI)
Mitigation maneuver for lawsuit by Page
Judge to DOJ: "What have you done to mitigate this issue that defendant has brought forth?"
DOJ: "Why, your honor, as soon as we knew we filed charges and prosecuted!"
*Smiles broadly like Chester Cat at judge*
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 09:04 PM (w2LAm)
1h
The DOJ has filed its Kevin Clinesmith sentencing memo
They want incarceration.
DOJ: Clinesmith wasn't just altering e-mails - he was lying about Carter Page in DMs to the FBI agent.
Thread.
https://tinyurl.com/y37kgw37
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM
*************
He should get the firing squad.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:05 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2020 09:05 PM (abOpZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (F6ytP)
5 years Fux News free. Fuck them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 09:05 PM (5eQqR)
Yes, Democrats have been successfully cheating for every and refining it every year.
CA may have actually never turned blue.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 08:55 PM (CZm2G)
I keep reminding people, Colorado didn't turn "blue" until we got the convenience of universal mail in voting.
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at December 03, 2020 09:06 PM (AlYYP)
May you (all) be Blessed with Strength and Peace at this terrible time ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 03, 2020 09:06 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:06 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (mzC7
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The Master will be pleased!
Posted by: Tuggo at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Also those from Patrisse Cullors, founding member of Club 85.
Suggestions would much appreciated. I can block many shitty Youtube channels, but for some reason, not these two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo)
Inner city version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJl83Qhb7uU
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (7DzWP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (kTF2Z)
you set him up , didn't you
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Thread.
https://tinyurl.com/y37kgw37
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM
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He should get the firing squad.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:05 PM (NpAcC)
Kinda, he will probably get a job in the sundown white house when this is all over
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (85Gof)
Read it, they recommend a range from zero to 6 months.
So they will sentence him to 3 months, give him a fine and then after he gets out he will be given a three book deal and sweet gig at Georgetown.
Not bad work for keeping your lip zipped and being part of a cabal that perpetrated a coup detat on a sitting President.
This is bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (ztzef)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:06 PM (NpAcC)
"help me!"
Like lifeboat survivors from the USS Titanic
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:01 PM (mzC7
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Two white lesbians who either adopted or provided foster care for six children, a couple of whom were siblings to each other. At least several of the children were black.
Reports came out after the deaths that the children were mistreated, starved, confined, horrible stuff.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:08 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (w2LAm)
Okay the HMS Titanic - actually
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 09:08 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:01 PM (mzC7
True.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 09:09 PM (YqDXo)
What breed?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (YkawN)
___________
Borzoi
http://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:09 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:09 PM (t+qrx)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA2-nXsHvm3LPc6A_n9qfnKNi9fthDSpZ
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Assasorus Rex at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (oX5MT)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Had a pal we used to tease bcuz some of his former GFs turned carpet munch. Till he married a Walker, as in GHWB
Walker...another pal tapped a gal and knocked her up pissing off the dyke she lived with... plot spoiler, what actor was she the get of in true grit?
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (XKgtk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)
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No. "Fox We Did It!!! News"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 09:08 PM (w2LAm)
RMS.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:09 PM (t+qrx)
And cabins too.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (hku12)
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (F6ytP)
5 years Fux News free. Fuck them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 09:05 PM (5eQqR)
*************
I watch Newsmax for a lot of the other shows, but I still watch the pro-Trump supporters on FNC.
I learn a lot and I get to hear a lot of my favorite conservative guests.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (NpAcC)
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BREAKING: CNN, and their reporter, Captain Renault, also a GA precinct committee captain of the ballot counters, have the report. And he is SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU.
https://tinyurl.com/a6h3lmc
"here are your winnings, sir."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (sy5kK)
https://stoatnet.org/illberighthere.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (l6b3d)
J. D. Vance has overcome a lot. A LOT, people.
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2020 08:47 PM (YxfPJ)
He is still a jackass liberal who treats his people like zoo animals.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (946rW)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)
You left out horny.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:09 PM (t+qrx
Yes, sorry, it was a private line - not British Navy.
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (w2LAm)
https://tinyurl.com/y6mjfgcu
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
410 electoral votes.
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 09:12 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 09:12 PM (5eQqR)
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BREAKING: CNN, and their reporter, Captain Renault, also a GA
precinct committee captain of the ballot counters, have the report.
And he is SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU.
https://tinyurl.com/a6h3lmc
"here are your winnings, sir."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 09:10 PM (sy5kK)
I am not going to click over and see if CNN actually said any of that but if they did, I am shocked that an act of journalism was committed by CNN.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:13 PM (946rW)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 09:13 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 09:13 PM (nUhF0)
What breed?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 08:58 PM (YkawN)
___________
Borzoi
http://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:09 PM (mht8P)
Her puppy photo is so adorable.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2020 09:13 PM (02b6n)
I am not going to click over and see if CNN actually said any of that but if they did, I am shocked that an act of journalism was committed by CNN.
Jeff Zucker's CNN? No way.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (7DzWP)
https://stoatnet.org/illberighthere.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (t+qrx)
I don't understand the corn.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:32 PM (YqDXo)
Curiously, it just went out, and then came back on. I think it might be responding to traffic on the street. I will check and see if I can dial down the sensitivity, or aim the sensor lower.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (mzC78)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNk1xF0OewM
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (W+kMI)
https://tinyurl.com/y374awlb
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (F6ytP)
And Sleepy.
And Dopey.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (mzC7
Ah, good idea.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 09:15 PM (nDa05)
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (+ya+t)
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I wonder how many know what that means.
Better yet, anyone under 35.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 09:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:15 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:15 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (F6ytP)
hmmmmm. That is not an emotion. That is a feeling. You "feel" horny. See ?
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
LSMFT
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 03, 2020 09:16 PM (XKgtk)
Glenn Close is supposed to be good in the role of grandma in Hillbilly
Elegy. Might see it sometime, but just haven't been interested in movies
lately.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 08:29 PM (JKNZq)
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Coming soon to a theater near you.
Oh, wait................
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 09:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 09:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2020 09:17 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:11 PM (F6ytP)
hmmmmm. That is not an emotion. That is a feeling. You "feel" horny. See ?
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
What about congested? You know, like allergies?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:17 PM (F6ytP)
https://tinyurl.com/y3l9f6yy
It's almost as though they had mental issues. Almost.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2020 08:17 PM (YqDXo)
Sad story, but it wasn't really a family. More of a cult, with six captives.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:01 PM (mzC7
The sympathetic coverage in that article is a new low for the media in my eyes but that's on me cause really nothing should surprise me at this point.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 09:17 PM (fLpTX)
Nice Delilah pics. Nice looking pooch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 09:12 PM (5eQqR)
________
Thank you. Her siblings Dan and Dot are actually better than her but Lila has the same spirit that made her grandmother Lacey such a great show dog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:18 PM (mht8P)
>>The DOJ has filed its Kevin Clinesmith sentencing memo
>>They want incarceration.
huh
Posted by: JackStraw
I can sense return of the Smugness!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:18 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (l6b3d)
It's a metaphor for laissez-faire capitalism.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (mzC7
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Have you checked for aliens cause I'm pretty sure it's aliens.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (H5knJ)
The only states President Trump did not win are CA, OR, WA, and NY.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:17 PM (F6ytP)
And painful rectal itch. You can't forget that one.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (hku12)
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (+ya+t)
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I wonder how many know what that means.
Better yet, anyone under 35.
It's Toasted! Not many I'm guessing. My Marine uncle smoked 5 packs a day until he died.
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:17 PM (F6ytP)
COVID.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)
I wonder how many know what that means.
Better yet, anyone under 35.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 09:15 PM (sy5kK)
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It means, Snooky Lanson
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:20 PM (CZm2G)
https://tinyurl.com/y374awlb
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (oGBso)
Nice!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2020 09:20 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (y7ppq)
BREAKING: Minnesota Witness: Mentally Handicapped Individuals Forced to Vote for Biden
On November 2, 2020, I went to my County Office (Sherburne County, MN) to file some paperwork on a Contract for Deed, and I saw something that really stood out to me as very odd and very wrong. I will describe it below.
....
6.While I was waiting for a service window at the County Office, I was standing right next to a line of severely mentally handicapped people whom were there for early voting. Their line was right next to where I was standing, so I could clearly see what was happening.
7.I witnessed these people getting taken, one by one, up to vote by their handlers (caretakers?) and what was the most disturbing to me is that these handicapped people were not making their own voting choices. Each one of them (and there was a bus load, literally) had someone else (caretaker/handler) holding their hand and forcing them to make voting choices. The caretakers were the ones making the voting choices for these handicapped people. They did this by literally holding the handicapped person's hand in theirs, and
marking the ballots for them. The voting choices clearly were not done from the handicapped person's freewill. These were people who, many of them could not even hold a pen by themselves, and appeared unable to make their own voting decisions. I don't think they even knew where they were, or what was happening, let alone the gravity of the action they were undertaking.
8.I was close enough to see that the handicapped people's hands were forced by their handlers/caretakers to vote for Joe Biden.
9. Again, these were people who could not even hold a pen by themselves, yet their identities (and voter registrations) seemed to have been stolen by these handlers who were forcing their hands to vote for Joe Biden. I thought this was really wrong.
there is nothing more evil than a democrat
mental break time
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (sfhL4)
It's happening. Something, that is.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 09:12 PM (5eQqR)
________
Thank you. Her siblings Dan and Dot are actually better than her but Lila has the same spirit that made her grandmother Lacey such a great show dog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:18 PM (mht8P)
************
How many puppies do Borzois usually have when bred?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (hku12)
I try to, but then the bastard writes another column.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2020 09:22 PM (2JVJo)
The only states President Trump did not win are CA, OR, WA, and NY.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (bt0mc)
They cheated, he won CA and NY too.
Look at all the red counties in NY.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:22 PM (CZm2G)
I wonder how many non-filter brands are still out there?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (y7ppq)
you can make an unfiltered from filtered, by removing the filter, can't you ?
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Payback.
You should read how the submission is signed.
Respectfully submitted,
John Durham
Special Counsel
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Chris McInnish
@chris_mcinnish
·
29m
I'm hearing leaks that Justice Robert's doesn't want to hear the Pennsylvania case and Alito is LIVID about it.
Don't know who the tweeter is
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (fLpTX)
Biden's not gay.
But Obama's boyfriends are.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (Ndje9)
At this point, Biden couldnt get it up for men, women, vegetables, or hot green aliens.
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (+ya+t)
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I wonder how many know what that means.
Better yet, anyone under 35.
It's Toasted! Not many I'm guessing. My Marine uncle smoked 5 packs a day until he died.
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (+ya+t)
According to MY internet, it stands for "Let's stop, my finger's tired."
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (hku12)
How did you Humans ever become the top of the food chain again? (Anna Puma)
Today's times, that's a damn good question.
Posted by: boynsea at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (sshap)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)
When you break the filter off, there is usually a ton of exposed tobacco in a packed cigarette. Makes it weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)
How many puppies do Borzois usually have when bred?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (NpAcC)
_______
It depends. Carmen had 8, Tess had 3, Faith had 4, Lacey had 7, Possum had 5.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 09:24 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)
heh, that was one of my best typos.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (bt0mc)
Given how Californians voted on the referenda, I would be highly surprised if Trump did not actually win that state.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (946rW)
mental break time
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (sfhL4)
*********
The people that did this should face jail time, but since it's in Minnesota nothing will happen. That's why they do it.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (NpAcC)
https://tinyurl.com/y374awlb
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:14 PM (oGBso)
Nice!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2020 09:20 PM (2JVJo)
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An oldie but goodie!
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:24 PM (mht8P)
That's a lot of puppies.
*blows smoke out*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (y7ppq)
He'll always have Tapioca Night.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (hku12
Do you have a buddy who will clear your browser history when you kick the bucket?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (F6ytP)
Payback.
You should read how the submission is signed.
Respectfully submitted,
John Durham
Special Counsel
Posted by: JackStraw
Wonderful.
But why does the name "scapegoat" immediately percolate on my brain?
And, oh, let's get the president off our backs so he doesn't fire us before Jan 19th pops up, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (bt0mc)
It's happening. Something, that is.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (fLpTX)
That's exciting! I think. WTH does it mean!?!
You said that PA Republicans did something, but that it's Alito looking for a response. Huh? and WHICH Supreme Court? PA SC? or SCOTUS?
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (hOOi9)
Steve Cortes is on Bannon's War Room talking about squish Republicans and how clueless they are. On his Parler account he called Ratshitperger a feckless eunuch. I love it.
Cortes had Kurt Schlichter on his radio show today.
Schlichter: Steve I'm in California wearing shorts and flip flops.
Cortes: I'm not wearing anything.
Schlichter: Really? What are your pronouns?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (a4xU3)
I wonder how many non-filter brands are still out there?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:21 PM (y7ppq)
I think they still exist, but you have to go to specialty places for them, the kind of place that sells Craven "A" and Nat Shermans and so on. I had a girlfriend in high school who smoked Chesterfields, purely as a proto-hipster affectation.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (t+qrx)
@CBSNews
·
5h
Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe tells
@CBS_Herridge
that China is using blackmail, bribery and covert influence to target members of Congress and make sure "only laws that are favorable to China are passed"
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (ojwvu)
My mom shows long hair Doxies. We have a grand champion male who just retired and is looking for lonely bitches lol.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Don't know who the tweeter is
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (fLpTX)
Fuck Roberts, how do the other conservatives feel?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (946rW)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (hku12)
I try to, but then the bastard writes another column.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2020 09:22 PM (2JVJo)
I've told this story before, apparently when Douglas MacArthur was dying, he had a terrible rectal itch, that was certainly quite painful.
Those who were caring for him said he never complained, never asked for anything to ease it, and not ONCE did he try to scratch it.
Stubborn ol' coot.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (hku12)
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 08:21 PM (+ya+t)
---
I wonder how many know what that means.
Better yet, anyone under 35.
It's Toasted! Not many I'm guessing. My Marine uncle smoked 5 packs a day until he died.
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 09:19 PM (+ya+t)
According to MY internet, it stands for "Let's stop, my finger's tired."
Posted by: BurtTC
IWAMTSAC
-Americans
IWAMTHAC
-Omar
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (S3Inb)
Posted by: Cosda at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (gQTqb)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (22mNy)
@chris_mcinnish
29m
I'm hearing leaks that Justice Robert's doesn't want to hear the Pennsylvania case and Alito is LIVID about it.
Don't know who the tweeter is
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (fLpTX)
Alito and Thomas are going to have to beat some sense into Judas Roberts.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (a4xU3)
LSMFT
Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco......but us kids called it Loose Strap Means Floppy Tit
yep, we were assholes
Posted by: boynsea at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (sshap)
on the golf course, five iron in his hand. He's about ready to swing
and I pipe up "so, how bad do you have to be to get her to swear off men
forever?" Shank into the woods. What? We had money on that round.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 09:03 PM (kTF2Z)
I
knew a dude that was always trying to get his wife to consent to a 3
way with another chick. He should have been careful what he wished for.
She finally agreed, liked it, divorced his ass, and went full on lesbo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 09:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (F6ytP)
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We're now offering our popular Holiday Special.
Posted by: ScrubYourDisc.com at December 03, 2020 09:28 PM (fLVm1)
But why does the name "scapegoat" immediately percolate on my brain?
No idea unless you think that Barr appointed him to be a Special Counsel until January 20th which would be dumb.
He was appointed to preserve the investigation no matter what happens over the next couple weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 09:28 PM (ZLI7S)
"The caribou just walked up and bit his whole face off! I saw it myself!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Coffee is a love potion for some at December 03, 2020 09:28 PM (BBWrU)
@CBSNews5h
Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe tells
@CBS_Herridge
that China is using blackmail, bribery and covert influence to target members of Congress and make sure "only laws that are favorable to China are passed"
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (ojwvu)
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The unraveling begins?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:29 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: hogmartin
Chesterfields used to be in the K-Rats during WWII.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:29 PM (S3Inb)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (hku12
Do you have a buddy who will clear your browser history when you kick the bucket?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (F6ytP)
If... and that is still an IF at this point... if I go, I plan to leave behind nothing but smoldering ashes. There will be no telling whether I escaped or not, and the world will just have to wonder... and keep looking over its shoulder.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:24 PM (mht8P)
************
How long does it take for breeders to determine whether the puppies will be shown or sold as pets.... just curious?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:29 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (9Om/r)
I'm dyin' here.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (ojwvu)
She needs a food taster and a remote starter.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (5eQqR)
This is the most racist and ignorant US Senator I have seen. A lifetime bitch.
wow
twitchy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2020 08:12 PM
How do you say, Meow, in Chinese?
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: boynsea at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (sshap)
Don't know who the tweeter is
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (fLpTX)
++++++
Roberts is outvoted.
Thomas - check
Alito - check
ACB - check
Gorsuch - check
Kav - check
Thomas is a rock.
Alito has already gone on record.
ACB is an unknown but I just can't see her turning this down.
Gorsuch and Kav sided with Thomas and Alito to deal with PA before the election, so you have to believe they want to tackle it now. Also, Kav has come out against mail-in ballots before and Gorsuch sounded very Alito like (even a bit more sassy) in his Roberts-smackdown regarding the freedom of religion decision last week.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:29 PM (S3Inb)
Well she wasn't THAT much older than me.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (t+qrx)
@chris_mcinnish
29m
I'm hearing leaks that Justice Robert's doesn't want to hear the Pennsylvania case and Alito is LIVID about it.
Don't know who the tweeter is
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 09:23 PM (fLpTX)
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Is the decision up to just the Chief Justice?
How does that work exactly?
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Miklos, breath unheld at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)
At the Lucky Lady Lounge?
You were there too?? Small world...
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (hku12)
What's this?!?!
Woke TDS Sufferer Cocksucker Fake Sports Jock Sniffer Queer Dan Lebotard is OUT at ESPN!
Learn to code, jerkoff!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)
I saw them triple-billed with the Butthole Surfers
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (4I/2K)
Oy vey. Lady YD asked me to help her carefully phrase an answer to a politically-loaded "when was the last time you beat your wife" type question on a professional examination:
"How would you modify your approach to ensure the dignity of HIV/AIDS patients?"
I gave her a typical ass-covering answer to actually use, but my first recommendation was:
"I would treat them with the same dignity and respect as any other patient with a bloodborne terminal virus, and toss them into the hopper marked "Soylent Gray."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (BvLWD)
ok, fine. Since no one is actually going to buy the book and read it, I will tell ya. The natives would sometimes put tobacco tincture in their eyes. They would also take it in orifices not normally considered the standard way to use the stuff.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (bPvlX)
@CBS_Herridge
that China is using blackmail, bribery and covert influence to target members of Congress and make sure "only laws that are favorable to China are passed"
Posted by: pmurT
I want names.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (8Ou+H)
Posted by: Miklos, breath unheld at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Think I will hold on to any I find, thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (y7ppq)
It's bullshit they have a zero to 6 month recommendation.
So they will give him maybe three months, hit him with a fine and when he gets out he will be well taken care of by the Deep State, not bad for perpetrating a coup de tat on a candidate and President.
When the SDNY indicts Trump post Presidency, you can bet your ass they are going to lay more than 6 months on him.
Anyone who thinks this Clinesmith deal is meaningful justice in any way is a profoundly unserious person.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 09:32 PM (ztzef)
They were in the C-Rats in the early 70s too. Wouldn't doubt it was left overs.
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 09:32 PM (+ya+t)
LSMFT
Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco......but us kids called it Loose Strap Means Floppy Tit
yep, we were assholes"
*****
Step on an empty pack on the ground, hold out your hand and say Strike me Lucky.
Posted by: Cosda at December 03, 2020 09:33 PM (gQTqb)
I'm hearing leaks that Justice Robert's doesn't want to hear the Pennsylvania case and Alito is LIVID about it.
I'm hearing it in the wind that Justice Thomas has called Roberts to his office for a little chat.
Something about an old Southern lesson of cows eating cabbage.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:33 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 09:33 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (bPvlX)
I bet a tobacco suppository's would definitely give a buzz.
No worse than a coffee enema.
Kind of fits, no? A 'plug' of tobacco?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (y7ppq)
How long does it take for breeders to determine whether the puppies will be shown or sold as pets.... just curious?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:29 PM (NpAcC)
____________
Borzoi are a slow-maturing breed but Her Majesty can usually tell which are the good ones within a couple of months.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (mht8P)
He has been lying to us about his gender this whole time, how can we believe him now? He stole roles from women too.
Cancel they!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (OssQ4)
When Marlboro came out, it was originally marketed to women.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (bPvlX)
@CBS_Herridge
that China is using blackmail, bribery and covert influence to target members of Congress and make sure "only laws that are favorable to China are passed"
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (ojwvu)
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If they have proof of that, people need to be in prison. Enough talk.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: boynsea at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (sshap)
THat makes me think of Henry V.
"We few, we happy assholes, we band of Morons. . ."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (2JVJo)
Alito and Thomas are going to have to beat some sense into Judas Roberts.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (a4xU3)
Better yet, threaten to release the kompromat on him. Doesn't matter if it's true, just tell Roberts that he's toast.
Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Miklos, breath unheld at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)
*tearjerky Sarah Mclachlan soundtrack*
For just pennies a day, you can give the gift of hope and also fantastic tits to a deserving Miklos.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (t+qrx)
-Americans
IWAMTHAC
-Omar
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (S3Inb)
Ok, I'm stumped. I got "I want a man to scratch... " and then I got nothin'.
And "I want a man to hold..." a cat?
That's the best I can do.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (hku12)
How does that work exactly?
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (oGBso)
No it is not. He is not necessary to either grant cert or to decide the case. They are probably pissed that he is willing to let the republic be destroyed because he is a feckless cunt.
(Excuse my use of that word Ace but nothing else will do).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
@CBS_Herridge
that China is using blackmail, bribery and covert influence to target members of Congress and make sure "only laws that are favorable to China are passed"
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The fact that this is out there... Is this a threat from China to the swamp that everything, meaning everything, will come out if PDT wins this? China going all in?
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: bittergeek at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM
Excellent question.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (ztzef)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 09:30 PM (ojwvu)
***********
I hope this is true.
Roberts is probably in favor of court packing too, so he doesn't have to deal with the Republican justices.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Whose vajayjay got sandy?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (946rW)
Posted by: The Fabulous Ms. Fluke at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (g7qf6)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Painful Rectal Itch is John Robert's solo act isn't it?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:37 PM (87oRe)
And they don't.
You know what is interesting is that fairness and lack of corruption are NOT Constitutional qualifications for the Presidency.
The qualifications are natural born citizen, over 35 yo, and a majority of the votes in the EC.
Even if those were fraudulent.
Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2020 09:37 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Miklos, breath unheld at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Think I will hold on to any I find, thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (y7ppq)
I have some extras, if you need 'em.
Posted by: E. Gein at December 03, 2020 09:37 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (nzKWW)
Let it all come out.
Fiat justitia ruat caelum, bitches.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:37 PM (y7ppq)
And "I want a man to hold..." a cat?
That's the best I can do.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (hku12)
I'd walk a mile...
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:37 PM (t+qrx)
Count de Monet, wasn't the Alimentary Canal tour great? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Heretofore pristine vistas were opened up.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 09:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (bPvlX)
I knew guys that would put chew between their toes. Chew was pretty ubiquitous growing up in the midwest in the 80s. Cans everywhere and spitcups.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (t+qrx)
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The PBR of ciggies!
Is there such a thing as an Ur-Hipster?
Posted by: Tuggo at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
He won't suck a dick. But he will hold one in his mouth.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Painful Rectal Itch is John Robert's solo act isn't it?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (AiZBA)
Side project, yes.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 09:39 PM (4I/2K)
And "I want a man to hold..." a cat?
That's the best I can do.
Posted by: BurtTC a
An American would walk a mile to smoke a Camel.
Omar would walk a mile to hump a camel.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:39 PM (S3Inb)
Makhorka, FTW
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:39 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (946rW)
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Understood. Sometimes "poo poo head" just doesn't get the point across.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 09:39 PM (fLVm1)
There's a crude ancient chinese proverb about rectal itch. I will refrain from repeating it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:39 PM (bt0mc)
Is there such a thing as an Ur-Hipster?
Posted by: Tuggo at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
The coming of the Ur-Hipster is spoken of in our oldest texts about the End of Days...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:40 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/yes) at December 03, 2020 09:40 PM (6aI1M)
I really like the bribery threat from the ChiCOms, Tell me again about that secret tax-payer funded Congressional slush fund to pay off those who were sexually harassed by our fine Congresspersons!
I am sure there is NOTHING to see there!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:40 PM (87oRe)
And "I want a man to hold..." a cat?
That's the best I can do.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (hku12)
I'd walk a mile...
Posted by: hogmartin
Ding ding ding!
Staying with the cigarette advertising theme.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:40 PM (S3Inb)
And "I want a man to hold..." a cat?
That's the best I can do.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:35 PM (hku12)
I'd walk a mile...
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:37 PM (t+qrx)
Oh... ok. I wasn't thinking ciggies. My mind went dirtier... or not dirty enough, it seems.
Posted by: E. Gein at December 03, 2020 09:40 PM (hku12)
And they don't.
You know what is interesting is that fairness and lack of corruption are NOT Constitutional qualifications for the Presidency.
The qualifications are natural born citizen, over 35 yo, and a majority of the votes in the EC.
Even if those were fraudulent.
Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2020 09:37 PM (ZfRYq)
++++++++
The way the people are blowing up the phones on these small town senators and reps, if SCOTUS gives them cover they will fall in line.
Shoot, even the absolutely insane and shrieking batty blood shooting out of her eyes, blood shooting out of her wherever Dem Senator from GA today said something to the effect of "we can't do something as drastic as that without a court order."
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 09:40 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)
He won't suck a dick. But he will hold one in his mouth.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (Y8GVo)
That makes Obama gay. Dick is not something you dabble in if you are not gay.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (946rW)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (NpAcC)
I bet he likes packing.
Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (9UmRs)
F-
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (87oRe)
Why????
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/yes) at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 09:27 PM (a4xU3)
Someone who knows more than me should weigh in but I think it only takes 4 justices to agree to hear the case.
so turncoat roberts might be out of the picture.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:42 PM (F6ytP)
Barr named Durham a Special Counsel not to protect an investigation from Biden but to protect the cover-up from President Trump.
Barr says the DOJ and FBI that has been trying to overthrow President Trump for 5 years hasn't found any voter fraud.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2020 09:42 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:39 PM (mht8P)
Uncle Palp. *sigh
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:42 PM (mht8P)
going to buy the book and read it, I will tell ya. The natives would
sometimes put tobacco tincture in their eyes. They would also take it in
orifices not normally considered the standard way to use the stuff.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (bPvlX)
I knew guys that would put chew between their toes. Chew was pretty
ubiquitous growing up in the midwest in the 80s. Cans everywhere and
spitcups.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (l6b3d)
I heard that about lady tennis players. It is a good lesson though. That is how chew works. The nicotine is absorbed through the porous skin. It is the same reason why most cigar smokers don't inhale but they still become addicted.
This is what the kids who fall for the old tale about fiberglass in dip don't get. Dip doesn't need fiberglass. Our skin is porous and it will absorb nicotine on it's own. In fact, it is common for farmers working with tobacco to get taken down by a big time nicotine hit.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:42 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:39 PM (S3Inb)
And two miles to get humped by one!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:42 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 09:43 PM (BvLWD)
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 09:43 PM (nzKWW)
He won't suck a dick. But he will hold one in his mouth.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (Y8GVo)
He didn't inhale.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 09:43 PM (l6b3d)
Oh my, I gotta remember to clean up and change this apron before company comes.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Confucius say: Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
I won't refrain.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 03, 2020 09:43 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Marlboro for thirty years. Winston Lights for the last five. Stopped 7 & 1/2 years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:43 PM (S3Inb)
so turncoat roberts might be out of the picture.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (uxUoN)
Four to grant cert and five to issue a majority opinion. Roberts is not needed for either of those.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (r+sAi)
Visitors (marijuana inclined kids) to the house used to freak out at all the 'roaches' in the ashtrays.
Dad thought that was pretty funny. 'Till he caught one of his kids growing in the old feedlot. SHTF.
But it was a bust'n crop, fertile ground and all. He forced an early harvest.
Not me..but I heard about it.
Posted by: boynsea at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (sshap)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/yes) at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (6aI1M)
I was feeling testy tonight!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (87oRe)
going to buy the book and read it, I will tell ya. The natives would
sometimes put tobacco tincture in their eyes. They would also take it in
orifices not normally considered the standard way to use the stuff.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (bPvlX)
they would also blow the smoke certain places. That might have been the origination of the term now that i think about it. Also, a Shaman would take so much nicotine during some ceremonies, that they would go into a trance like state and risk death.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (4I/2K)
Confucius say: Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
I won't refrain.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
That's disgusting and beneath this fine blog.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:45 PM (bt0mc)
The science behind the patch.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (r+sAi)
true, good point
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 09:45 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:43 PM (S3Inb)
Good for you! I smoked for about 15 years. Been free of them for a while now.
Funny, quitting smoking was hard as shit but somehow I can't stick to a diet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:45 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner
Powdered snuff.
Not the Skoal kind. Truly powdered.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (S3Inb)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: boynsea at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (sshap)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (946rW)
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Commenter here the other day mentioned that if Roberts is on the short side, that Clarence Thomas will write the opinion.
That would be sweet :-)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (oGBso)
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He won't suck a dick. But he will hold one in his mouth.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (Y8GVo)
I don't know why, but that's so damned perfect. The lazy jerk will make the other fella do all the work himself.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Sandy Vagina at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (oX5MT)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (946rW)
Thank You. I knew it was something like that.
roberts can procreate with hisself.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (uxUoN)
Not the Skoal kind. Truly powdered.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (S3Inb)
yes. weirdos.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (8Ou+H)
Mike Lee. Mitch McConnell. Sherrod Brown? Blumenthall, Warner, Burr, Feinstein.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:44 PM (87oRe)
LOL
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/yes) at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 03, 2020 09:48 PM (MOtgW)
The other day a guy on Youtube used the phrase "...my friends in the backseat smoking punks."
Anyone remember "smoking punks?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:48 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: hogmartin
Enough to feed an entire Ethiopian village.
*brushes flies away*
Posted by: Miklos, wide-eyed and irresistable at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (Jxyc/)
Not the Skoal kind. Truly powdered.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (S3Inb)
yes. weirdos.
Posted by: runner
Grandma used to have dozens of empty brown bottles that it came in.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (S3Inb)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sandy Vagina at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM (oX5MT)
You need to buy another car.
Posted by: Joe Isuzu at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (4I/2K)
Woke TDS Sufferer Cocksucker Fake Sports Jock Sniffer Queer Dan Lebotard is OUT at ESPN!
Learn to code, jerkoff!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (bt0mc)
Mouse cut a bitch.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (uhPTO)
Not the Skoal kind. Truly powdered.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (S3Inb)
When I was in Germany, a couple buddies and I got some snuff one day. Sat around giggling like a bunch of schoolboys who found their grandpappy's moonshine.
We did get a little high, that's for sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (hku12)
Which is odd because a lot of ladies cigarette's I noticed were all white.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 09:41 PM (Y8GVo)
He's got 100% of the Uniparty Deep State Establishment, which is obviously not just a RW conspiracy theory!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:50 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2020 09:50 PM (JKNZq)
Anyone remember "smoking punks?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's
No. Do remember smoking grapevines.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:50 PM (S3Inb)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2020 09:50 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Sandy Vagina at December 03, 2020 09:47 PM
I wrote a song about that.
Posted by: The 'Nuge at December 03, 2020 09:50 PM (l6b3d)
Yep, Barr was a Deep State button man.
Allegedly, he named Durham a SC in October, IN SECRET!!!
That is literally, orders of magnitude fucked up.
Barr is a disgrace.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 09:51 PM (ztzef)
Marlboros were a ladies' cigarettes. Then got rebranded. True story.
Until the Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 09:51 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Sandy Vagina at December 03, 2020 09:51 PM (oX5MT)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (CZm2G)
Lol. Carltons. Benson and Hedges. Kentucky Pride. One brand that was two letters and an ampersand L&Js or something. Trying to think of more...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:51 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: ... at D
Um, I think the Christians today are better armed than those 2000 years ago.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 03, 2020 09:52 PM (8Ou+H)
"Want memories of your next party that'll last a lifetime? Get Painful Rectal Itch!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)
His story is as unique as a weed in a garden.
Why it's celebrated as something amazing is beyond me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:52 PM (F6ytP)
I feared that I was >< this close to falling into Queenly disfavor, looks like I managed to recover!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:52 PM (87oRe)
complexes. The Christians won't much like it but the lions will.
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Can't cage animals because feelings. It'll probably be those DARPA dog things
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 09:52 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:51 PM (y7ppq)
--------------------
Virginia Slims
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 09:52 PM (oGBso)
PALL MALLS
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (9hauA)
of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X)
Teddy Boy Cruz is some people's next disappointment.
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (Jxyc/)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (zUdXR)
Teddy Boy Cruz is some people's next disappointment.
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (Jxyc/)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (Jxyc/)
"Painful Rectal Itch changed my life!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mookie at December 03, 2020 08:43 PM (3vIkC)
BUT FIRST - Insurrection Act and Mass Arrests.
If he can get the staff to do that first then he can make pronouncements.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Joe Isuzu at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (y7ppq)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (9hauA)
I feel a bit spurned honestly.
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (Jxyc/)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (hku12)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (9hauA)
Woke TDS Sufferer Cocksucker Fake Sports Jock Sniffer Queer Dan Lebotard is OUT at ESPN!
Learn to code, jerkoff!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:31 PM (bt0mc)
(sad trombone) He won't be missed.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (y7ppq)
lipstick on cigarette filters is kind of sexy, right?
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 09:55 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 03, 2020 09:55 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2020 09:55 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:55 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 03, 2020 09:55 PM (kOpft)
I quit 5 years ago when the price doubled here in PA. Still dipped and vaped until last year.
I'm down to just 2mg nicotine pouches (kind of like snus.)
Posted by: Bumr50 at December 03, 2020 09:55 PM (d2K5+)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:56 PM (9hauA)
I admit nothink.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (9hauA)
_________
Our first black female Barrel inhabitant! Diversity is Strength!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 09:56 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (9hauA)
Step 2. Deny everythink!
Step 3. Make counter-accusations!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:56 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 09:49 PM (y7ppq)
lipstick on cigarette filters is kind of sexy, right?
Posted by: preznit select vmom
Until your wife finds them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:56 PM (S3Inb)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (9hauA)
There's little math in the barrel.
Posted by: The 'Nuge at December 03, 2020 09:56 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Keith at December 03, 2020 09:56 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 03, 2020 09:57 PM (8Ou+H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 09:57 PM (r+sAi)
He won't suck a dick. But he will hold one in his mouth.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 09:38 PM (Y8GVo)
lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 09:57 PM (9Om/r)
"And Aunt Betty, she dips you know, locked Uncle Bill in the smoke house."
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:57 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2020 09:50 PM (l3+k2)
I do not believe so. I think the justices vote for or against cert and also vote whether the case will be accepted on an emergency basis.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 03, 2020 09:54 PM (/Dgcm)
Dayum, I needed a good laugh tonight!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (l6b3d)
I'm down to just 2mg nicotine pouches (kind of like snus.)
Posted by: Bumr50
I rolled my own vape juice. Started at 36 mg a d stepped all the way down to just using Werthers hard candies and nicotine lozenges.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (S3Inb)
Step 3. Make counter-accusations!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 09:56 PM (87oRe)
Step 4. Write two letters.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (r+sAi)
Lol. Carltons. Benson and Hedges. Kentucky Pride. One brand that was two letters and an ampersand L&Js or something. Trying to think of more...
L&M
Posted by: DAK at December 03, 2020 09:59 PM (PtOP4)
"If you vote to take this case, I'll force you to see what I have on under this robe!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (Jxyc/)
You may be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:59 PM (CZm2G)
Fake News publication "Time" names 15 year old "scientist" and "inventor" and "mentot" the kid of the year.
As the plumber or mechanic says: "There's your problem, lady!"
Neither a scientist nor an inventor nor a mentor.
That teen girl is, literally, none of the things they say she is.
Everything is fake, fake, fake today.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:59 PM (bt0mc)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (t+qrx)
Ah comrade, you have been paying attention, da?
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 09:58 PM (r+sAi)
They weren't Lucky Strikes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (F6ytP)
Posted by: Joe Isuzu at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (4I/2K)
Marlborough is Camel with a filter
Winston is Lucky Strike with a filter
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (CZm2G)
Nope camel tobacco was way better than Marlboro. Easier to smoke, nicer taste.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (kOpft)
I hear the argument at SCOTUS was heated. At one point Roberts got especially nasty.
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Looking forward to the Latina Lardass stroking out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 10:01 PM (mht8P)
How did you Humans ever become the top of the food chain again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2020 07:46 PM (Mg2SW)
We are not. Lions, Leopards, Bears and Hyenas are.
We are second tier, like baboons
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2020 10:01 PM (WyVLE)
aristocratic ladies to stuff tobacco snuff into a nostril and then
sneeze it out. Loudly.
Posted by: runner
Powdered snuff.
Not the Skoal kind. Truly powdered.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 09:46 PM (S3Inb)
not just ladies. It was the standard way to use tobacco in England and Northern Europe for centuries. In fact, they still have a snuff box in the House of Commons and it is filled with Snuff. Then again, knowing the world today, they probably ended it, but it was true a decade ago.
Also American dip came from the Swedes. The Swedes preferred snuff and smokeless tobacco. It might have been that the place was so cold it was easier to do that than keep something lighted, I don't know about that. But there is a reason the most famous American brands are called Skoal and Copenhagen. And yes I know Copenhagen is not in Sweden.
As per the ladies. It was a thing in the South for decades for old women to dip nasal snuff, the really dry sweet snuff normally marketed for sniffing. I am not sure what started that, my guess is it was the sweet flavor. But all being equal, it is a pretty gross idea.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 10:01 PM (bPvlX)
Bingo! give that man a kewpie doll!
Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2020 09:24 PM (+ya+t)
WLNSSEODJY.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (RNIUJ)
But after a week I couldn't speak so I cut back to Marlboroughs.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (CZm2G)
As the plumber or mechanic says: "There's your problem, lady!"
Neither a scientist nor an inventor nor a mentor.
That teen girl is, literally, none of the things they say she is.
Everything is fake, fake, fake today.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 03, 2020 09:59 PM (bt0mc)
T'was ever thus.
Posted by: Clock Boy at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (4I/2K)
Then I got laid off and started these pouch things. Keeps the cravings away, and no nasty spitters around the house.
Posted by: Bumr50 at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (d2K5+)
Posted by: DAK
Originally a Hungarian brand (Ligeti es Meyer).
Became very wealthy, the Duke family of Austria-Hungary.
Being wealthy and Jewish, little of the family or business survived the Nazis and their Hungarian supporters.
Only the few who had gone to America to expand the business.
Posted by: Miklos, has smoked a few at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Marlborough is Camel with a filter
Winston is Lucky Strike with a filter
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 09:36 PM (CZm2G)
Nope camel tobacco was way better than Marlboro. Easier to smoke, nicer taste.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (YkawN)
and they are two opposing companies. RJR is Camel and Philip Morris/Altria is Marlboro.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (bPvlX)
We have been told for years we are horrible selfish people because of our choices, and our choices are killing people somehow.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (WyVLE)
Became very wealthy, the Duke family of Austria-Hungary.
Being wealthy and Jewish, little of the family or business survived the Nazis and their Hungarian supporters.
Only the few who had gone to America to expand the business.
Posted by: Miklos, has smoked a few at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
I didn't know that Miklos. I have heard of LM and I know Ligget was one of the big five back when the tobacco wars started in the 60s. I didn't know it was once Hungarian.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: Chief White Bear at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (dMcqy)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2020 10:06 PM (WOYcU)
Back in the day, I heard that 9 out of 10 men who tried Camels, went back to women.
We, truly, were assholes!
Posted by: boynsea at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (sshap)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 09:25 PM (946rW)
Yes, that was remarkable.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 03, 2020 10:10 PM (/Dgcm)
It is bad enough when they lambaste elected Republicans, but this is a bit too far. Not surprising that they would do this, tho.
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That would seem to indicate that the signal is wide spread enough to attempt to mock, which surprises me.tbh, and may indicate the info embargo is leakier than they'd wish.
Us classy new england guys would only refer to snoobs or in the more egrigous cases, dairy cannons.
Posted by: 3 angry Irish inches at December 03, 2020 10:10 PM (mHQeW)
in Nigeria. I probably had some as a kid. I wonder if it's different
from the snuff here.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 09:53 PM (9hauA)
There are all types of ways to use tobacco, and they are used all over the world. I recall they have tobacco based toothpaste in India.
The only thing I know about Africa is Makia or Maklia. It is a type of dipping tobacco and yes, it is very different. To be honest it smells like hell but it is strong as all get out. I don't doubt they have the sniffing snuff too.
The funny thing I recall is Western Europe. Most of them smoke like fiends compared to Americans, but still most dipping tobacco and snus is banned. They can't explain why, and since they make the rules, they never have to.
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (bPvlX)
Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (bPvlX)
Heh, IIRC, that happened at Smith or another women's college. Their Diversity officer was a white woman, who became a transman and then was fired because xe was no longer "diverse".
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 07:56 PM (bDqIh)
That, right there, is funny indeed.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: boynsea at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (sshap)
Hey, remember when Gaylord gave them every personnel file in OPM's system?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2020 11:49 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2020 11:49 PM (Ndje9)
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*nods*
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 12:13 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: David at December 04, 2020 02:50 AM (14r4B)
Oh no, deary. I'm not afraid of you. I'm laughing at you.
Posted by: rechill at December 04, 2020 09:38 AM (Q1LXu)
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