Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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The best coffee brewing methods? Whatever you have and whatever works!


Good morning Horde. Enjoy your coffee break, opine and bloviate away. Just a couple of rules, be nice to one another, no running with sharp objects and no peeing in the pool. Have a great weekend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:02 AM




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1 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2020 09:03 AM (3D/fK)

2 Almost nap time.

Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2020 09:04 AM (AwYPR)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2020 09:04 AM (arJlL)

4 Only top 5

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 09:05 AM (9sWOw)

5 Swapped the coffee for "Russian Tea" mix this morning.

Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2020 09:06 AM (AwYPR)

6 Thought of tea actually, another pot of coffee is too much

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 09:06 AM (9sWOw)

7 I do a pour over. No paper filter to remove the oils.. The oils are actually good for you.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 05, 2020 09:06 AM (cCxiu)

8 Or not.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2020 09:07 AM (EZebt)

9 Timing, gentlemen, timing!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:07 AM (87oRe)

10 Top 10?

Posted by: johnd01 at December 05, 2020 09:08 AM (TXvM3)

11 Yeaaaasssssss!

Posted by: johnd01 at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (TXvM3)

12 So now spoons have memes?

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Future Archeologists Hot Take - a limerick

In the future (which can't come too soon)
We'll discover mysterious runes
It's the cult of caffeine
What on earth does it mean
This wise philosophical spoon?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (m45I2)

13 Small victories.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (TXvM3)

14
The sun has come up over Schloss Hadrian. The day stretches before me. Her Majesty is out of town at shows. Whatever will I do with myself?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (mht8P)

15 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (CjFDo)

16 Good morning all!
So I finally started reading Dante, not just summaries. It is very good but scary as, well, Hell. I read the line last night about how the damned rush toward their own damnation.

Posted by: Jmel at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (m9Vsn)

17 Nothing tastes better than whole bean ground fresh Silencer Smooth. I use a Hamilton Beach "The Scoop" single-serve coffee maker, which will actually do a 16 oz. "cup".

Posted by: Sy Lencer at December 05, 2020 09:10 AM (vEg6j)

18 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (mht8P)

Feed your pups FIRST!

Whatever you do next is secondary.

Posted by: Conor the Barbarian at December 05, 2020 09:10 AM (87oRe)

19 Seems a little small to be carried by disgruntled union workers on the picket line.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:10 AM (m45I2)

20 14
The sun has come up over Schloss Hadrian. The day stretches before me. Her Majesty is out of town at shows. Whatever will I do with myself?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (mht8P)


Enjoy the day!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:11 AM (aA3+G)

21 The sun has come up over Schloss Hadrian. The day
stretches before me. Her Majesty is out of town at shows. Whatever will I
do with myself?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Shows during the Great Pandemic?
That will be a $10,000 file and 30 days in the clink!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 05, 2020 09:11 AM (CjFDo)

22 Whatever will I do with myself?

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If you're like most of us you'll ruin it cleaning the garage and doing basic maintenance to the cars and home.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 05, 2020 09:11 AM (Zl/sG)

23 The video of Rudy taking on the smug mask wearing young leftist-which is linked in the sidebar main page-is great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2020 09:11 AM (WkPC9)

24 Who can forget the Great Utensil Strike of aught six?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:11 AM (m45I2)

25 Posted by: Jmel at December 05, 2020 09:09 AM (m9Vsn)

Which translation, and do you have a favorite one??

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:11 AM (87oRe)

26 I have a French press, traditional coffeemaker and a Keurig machine at home. But I gotta admit the Keurig is my go-to and is tough to beat.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:12 AM (/0HPZ)

27 Shows during the Great Pandemic?
That will be a $10,000 file and 30 days in the clink!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 05, 2020 09:11 AM (CjFDo)


Nah, it is OK, the dogs have to wear masks!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:12 AM (87oRe)

28 From the last thread:

Back from voting! And it couldn't have gone better. No lines, pleasant people (yes, they checked my ID), and nobody said a word about my not wearing a face diaper. I voted for the "Repub"-endorsed candidates and "No" on all the proposed amendments, esp. one giving the governor the right to appoint somebody who lives out of state for an education board of supervisors. I don't think this governor should have the "rights" he's usurped now; don't want to give him any more.

Ten minutes and I was driving back home. I should have asked them how the crowded it was on Nov. 3.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:12 AM (rpbg1)

29 I do pour over these days as I only drink one good size tumbler of coffee a day now. It is really good (and easy) coffee.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 05, 2020 09:12 AM (CjFDo)

30 Test

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:14 AM (zI9dG)

31 On my walk home from work yesterday, lines were forming outside barbers and salons. Boy F are going tomorrow am.

Its like getting on the last train out of Paris

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2020 09:14 AM (EZebt)

32 Music on a spoon theme


https://tinyurl.com/y5uu3zgv

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 05, 2020 09:14 AM (r3jC3)

33 'morning all. I should be working on my book, but, here I am... I think I have exhaustion exhaustion.

Posted by: itsacookbook at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (yPxXc)

34 I love my old-school cowboy, campfire percolator, but for a quick cup, a French press is very low maintenance.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (WOYcU)

35 5 Swapped the coffee for "Russian Tea" mix this morning.
Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2020 09:06 AM (AwYPR

Russia on ice is burning a hole...

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (/0HPZ)

36 But I gotta admit the Keurig is my go-to and is tough to beat.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33...If you like weak coffee...
We have a Keurig at work.. I have to use 2 or 3 pods to make a decent cup of coffee.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (CjFDo)

37 Boss-ism: Your raise will be effective when you are.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (4I/2K)

38 Wow, that video of Giuliani is lit. Not only does he not hold back on the insulting, but he modulates his voice when he accuses that kid of not being intelligent enough to read the evidence. Go Rudy!

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (KAi1n)

39 On the topic of coffee: My standby at home is a Braun drip-type coffeemaker, 12-cup, with a tiny water filter and a gold permanent basket filter. Right now I'm using Cafe Bustelo, that espresso coffee, at n + 1 teaspoons where n = cups of water in the reservoir. Usually I do coffee with chicory.

I tried approximating the roast-peanut scent of Turkish coffee with the Bustelo by putting in some cardamom. No dice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (rpbg1)

40

Feed your pups FIRST!

_________

Everyone is on free feeding. Each pen, with one or two pups in it, has a hanging five gallon bucket full of kibble. The fosters, who were deprived all their lives, always have their heads in one. I'm part Italian, so life is good when they're eating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (mht8P)

41 Cup #2 down the hatch via the Keurig. Easy Peasy and acceptable to these taste buds.

Posted by: Fortcoins at December 05, 2020 09:17 AM (nV60k)

42 Awwright. I've had my 2 cups of decaf so it's back to bed with me.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2020 09:17 AM (KAi1n)

43
Everyone is on free feeding. Each pen, with one or two pups in it, has a hanging five gallon bucket full of kibble. The fosters, who were deprived all their lives, always have their heads in one. I'm part Italian, so life is good when they're eating.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (mht8P)


Now only if they had thumbs to operate the pooper scoopers.

At least thats what my setters tell me.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:17 AM (aA3+G)

44 I am in the Republic of Texas today.

Buying a car for my little girl. Visiting some family.

Wow. Seniors are really really afraid of the rona. I mean yes they are the most vulnerable but wow.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2020 09:17 AM (1rEgY)

45 For $30 the Cuisanart makes great coffee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:18 AM (zI9dG)

46 Is BRCC still on the shit list? I don't have any of their product left, and the wife doesn't drink it, but I'm in the market for a new brew.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 05, 2020 09:18 AM (3H9h1)

47 I need a spoon like that.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:18 AM (Rbu5d)

48 Carpe Diem!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:18 AM (4I/2K)

49 I have coffee on the make right now. Cafe Bustelo in an el-cheapo drip coffee maker FTW. I have used a moka pot before, and liked it well enough, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 09:18 AM (mzC78)

50 The "Woke housewives of Silicon Valley" sounds like a Nicole Kidman TV vehicle, but it isn't. It's about women with too much money and not enough to do.

https://tinyurl.com/y52zyo6x

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 05, 2020 09:18 AM (r3jC3)

51 On my walk home from work yesterday, lines were forming outside barbers and salons. Boy F are going tomorrow am.
Its like getting on the last train out of Paris
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2020 09:14 AM (EZebt)

I ate the last mango in Paris
Took the last plane out of Saigon
Took the first fast boat to China
And Jimmy there's still so much to be done....

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2020 09:19 AM (R/m4+)

52 On occasion I will go for some tea via the Keurig.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA,
It is time for tea..." - King Diamond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6pRJhP4Lrw

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:19 AM (/0HPZ)

53 My cousin has an aged Gevalia drip coffee maker that has been going for about 20 min on the 2 cups of coffee it is supposed to be making.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2020 09:19 AM (1rEgY)

54 Was thinking while water is boiling, what time exactly did the 5 states all stop their vote counting? The Georgia surveillance video show the woman at 10pm called to stop, thought day after election in Pa Philadelphia stopped at 11pm but not sure exact time.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 09:19 AM (9sWOw)

55 25
I bought it on my Kindle last night. It is titled Dante: The Inferno. I cannot remember the name of the author but I will post it here when I get home. Running errands with the hubs this morning. He promised me breakfast so not a bad deal!

Posted by: Jmel at December 05, 2020 09:19 AM (m9Vsn)

56 38 Wow, that video of Giuliani is lit.

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that is a great video!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (r3jC3)

57 Just a couple of rules, be nice to one another, no running with sharp objects and no peeing in the pool.

Let's examine that sentence. Technically, there are only "a couple" of rules, however, to make the math work out, the second rule only prohibits running with sharp objects AND no peeing in the pool. Therefore, one without the other is permitted.

Obviously, this is not the esteemed Mr. Humanitarian's intent. This should read "running with sharp objects, and no peeing in the pool", which not only correctly flaunts the blog's NoMath tradition, but keeps everything Bristol shape.

Oxford comma lives matter, people!

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (DMUuz)

58 J.L. Hufford advertises a "Turkish blend" coffee. Anybody try it? https://tinyurl.com/y56cykhr

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (rpbg1)

59 One thing I noticed has changed since retirement is I don't drink coffee until 10 a.m. I used to have 2 cups before work and at least 2 more at work. Now I'm done with second cup by 8 and have started drinking hot tea.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 05, 2020 09:21 AM (nxdel)

60 My cousin has an aged Gevalia drip coffee maker that has been going for about 20 min on the 2 cups of coffee it is supposed to be making.
Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2020 09:19 AM (1rEgY)


Maybe needs cleaned?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:21 AM (zI9dG)

61 For those of us with Keurig makers and Walmart's I recommend Great Value Extra Caff.

1.75 x caffeine. Tasty. Not harsh like maxwell house MAX.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2020 09:21 AM (1rEgY)

62 36 But I gotta admit the Keurig is my go-to and is tough to beat.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33...If you like weak coffee...
We have a Keurig at work.. I have to use 2 or 3 pods to make a decent cup of coffee.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (CjFDo)

When you are done brewing your coffee, does the cup absorb all available light?

(I never thought of my coffee as being weak...just right though. I use the Keurig because it doesn't require me to think. Thinking when I wake up? Bad idea.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:22 AM (/0HPZ)

63 My morning caffeine delivery is via Lipton tea with lemon and stevia. First mug going down now.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:22 AM (4I/2K)

64 My kids bought me a Nespresso. The pods are crazy over-priced. The coffee is OK. But my daughters are happy. So I drink it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 05, 2020 09:22 AM (r3jC3)

65 @60 no telling. Not my machine. Hopefully it does not kill me.

If it doesn't it will make me stronger so there is that.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2020 09:22 AM (1rEgY)

66 60 My cousin has an aged Gevalia drip coffee maker that has been going for about 20 min on the 2 cups of coffee it is supposed to be making.
Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2020 09:19 AM (1rEgY)


Maybe needs cleaned?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:21 AM (zI9dG)

Run vinegar through that thing, followed by a pot of water (lest your coffee taste like vinegar).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:23 AM (/0HPZ)

67 There are three branches of government, all who are sworn to uphold the constitution of the United States of America.

If Congress fails to do so, and then the SC fails to do so, that leaves one final branch to uphold the constitution: the Presidency.

DJT will do his sacred duty. He is letting this play out so whatever actions he must then take will be completely legitimate and supported.

Prepare for this. It will be biblical.

Gosh I hope I'm right, but it keeps me sane. I will not submit to the communists.

Posted by: Derak at December 05, 2020 09:24 AM (k0WjC)

68
I just have Keurig pods of ordinary Costco dark roast. I have a 20 oz. mug first thing in the morning after I see to the dogs, but that's pretty much it for the day. I tend to get the shakes if I have too much.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2020 09:24 AM (mht8P)

69 The NYT policy against the Oxford comma is when I first realized we couldn't possibly get along. It was all downhill after that beginning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 05, 2020 09:24 AM (r3jC3)

70 If it doesn't it will make me stronger so there is that.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2020 09:22 AM (1rEgY)

Could just leave you in ICU.

Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2020 09:24 AM (AwYPR)

71 Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (DMUuz)

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*side eye*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2020 09:24 AM (EZebt)

72 33...
.. I think I have exhaustion exhaustion.
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (yPxXc)

I know I do.
I'm just tired. Tired from all the work we've been doing. Tired of power-usurping politicians (dem and repub), tired of "social distancing, tired of face diapers (which I hardly ever wear), tired of Teh Coup (tm), tired of just about everything but my husband and Ace's Place.

Tried so sleep in today, didn't work.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:25 AM (Rbu5d)

73 Oxford comma lives matter, people!
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (DMUuz)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:25 AM (aA3+G)

74 64 My kids bought me a Nespresso. The pods are crazy over-priced. The coffee is OK. But my daughters are happy. So I drink it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 05, 2020 09:22 AM (r3jC3)

Res quantum valet tantum vendi potest.

(That being said, I stock up on my K-cups when they go on sale or when coupons are involved. The H-E-B in Lubbock has seen a lot of me lately.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (/0HPZ)

75 Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (DMUuz)


He's right, you know.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (4I/2K)

76 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (mht8P)

I fear that Conor would wind up weighing fifty pounds if he had free feeding!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (87oRe)

77 Could just leave you in ICU.

Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2020 09:24 AM (AwYPR)

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I couldn't fit that into the quote, so I just left it out

Posted by: zombie Nietzxche at December 05, 2020 09:27 AM (r3jC3)

78 75 Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (DMUuz)


He's right, you know.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (4I/2K)



Is he?

Posted by: Let's Eat Grandma at December 05, 2020 09:27 AM (aA3+G)

79 Mr. Coffee, Folger's classic roast works fine for me.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 05, 2020 09:27 AM (5FCda)

80 Nice. Ace got a nod from MOTUS yesterday.


https://tinyurl.com/y2choxkd

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:27 AM (XxJt1)

81 76 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (mht8P)

I fear that Conor would wind up weighing fifty pounds if he had free feeding!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (87oRe)


No shit

Posted by: The Dream Team Blimp Brigade at December 05, 2020 09:28 AM (aA3+G)

82 Gah. No coffee this morning. Tea. With a ladybug in it.

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:28 AM (XxJt1)

83 And about the third branch, the presidency, being the final branch to uphold the constitution of the United States if the other two fail to do their sworn duty:

I don't think that there is a clause in the constitution that says he has to abstain because of a conflict of interest.

Posted by: Derak at December 05, 2020 09:28 AM (k0WjC)

84 I gay office soyboy who can't keep his mouth shut in BRCC's structure has not caused to terminate my relationship with their Java. It's still damn good coffee.

Posted by: Tommy Chong in drag at December 05, 2020 09:28 AM (vEg6j)

85 Gah. No coffee this morning. Tea. With a ladybug in it.
Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:28 AM (XxJt1)

Protein

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:29 AM (zI9dG)

86 Run vinegar through that thing, followed by a pot of water (lest your coffee taste like vinegar).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:23 AM (/0HPZ)

Be sure to use #WhitePrivilege vinegar

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:29 AM (87oRe)

87 For coffee, I resort to store-brands. H-E-B had an insane coffee sale some years back and I am still drinking down the supply from that hit.

Don't laugh. They have good store brand items, which is why I was so geeked at their arrival at Lubbock.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:29 AM (/0HPZ)

88 The NYT policy against the Oxford comma is when I first realized we couldn't possibly get along. It was all downhill after that beginning.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks

LOL

I always argue with stubborn, haughty, and elitist writers who refuse to use it.

HL Menken hated the Oxford comma, interestingly.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 05, 2020 09:30 AM (/Pc8P)

89 Don't laugh. They have good store brand items, which is why I was so geeked at their arrival at Lubbock.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:29 AM (/0HPZ)


I miss HEB

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:30 AM (zI9dG)

90 Due to BP issues, I use Folgers Half Caf mixed in with a Dark Roast through a Bunn.

Same mixture at the cabin but with a stove top perc. Mmmmm Camp coffee is da best.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:30 AM (aA3+G)

91 From my kitchen window, I can see the Sun shining brightly on the slopes of Usery Mountain. Hasn't quite reached ground level here yet.

And I have coffee!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 09:31 AM (mzC78)

92 One and a half cups, delivered, as measured, in 10 year old coffee mug; folgers via mister coffee-type maker ONLY at the office. Abstain from the missus' flavored-only keurig cups at home.

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at December 05, 2020 09:32 AM (Roy2Z)

93 For people who don't know, apparently Black Rifle Coffee "liked" some anti-self defense / innocent until proven guilty / freedom posts regarding Rittenhouse in an effort to distance themselves from his defensive use of a black rifle to save his life.

IIRC it slipped out that the CEO was donating money to democrats a little while after. Obama "on a bet" and Tulsi not on a bet are two I remember, although more may have come out by now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:32 AM (4lxb3)

94 75 Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (DMUuz)





He's right, you know.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (4I/2K)







Is he?

Posted by: Let's Eat Grandma at December 05, 2020 09:27 AM (aA3+G)


*bugs bunny voice* Mm-mm, could be.

Posted by: Eats Shoots and Leaves at December 05, 2020 09:32 AM (4I/2K)

95 Creeper I used to go to that site a long time ago. I had forgotten about it so thanks for linking that.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 05, 2020 09:33 AM (nxdel)

96 Good Morning, good people !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:33 AM (zr5Kq)

97 J.L. Hufford advertises a "Turkish blend" coffee. Anybody try it? https://tinyurl.com/y56cykhr

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (rpbg1)


If it is halal, then eff them!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:33 AM (87oRe)

98 Using a comma is almost always better than not using a comma.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:33 AM (4lxb3)

99 Don't laugh. They have good store brand items, which is why I was so geeked at their arrival at Lubbock.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020


*
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I shopped there a few times when I was on "vacation" from Hurricane Katrina in College Station, TX. Seemed better in prices than most stores.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (rpbg1)

100 95
Creeper I used to go to that site a long time ago. I had forgotten about it so thanks for linking that.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 05, 2020 09:33 AM (nxdel)


You're welcome, Jewells. MOTUS has a unique take on things.

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (XxJt1)

101 Not all sentences require an Oxford comma. Compare these two:

My brother, a communist, and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

My brother, a communist and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (m45I2)

102 Loeffler & Perdue are both billionaires, or close thereto. Neither one of them is my kind of conservative AT ALL. I've contributed to both.

Kind of an operational definition of "irony," isn't it?

The prospect of Biden being able to pass any law he wants focuses the mind wonderfully.

Posted by: mnw at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Cssks)

103 85 Gah..
Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:28 AM (XxJt1)

Has to be fresh.

Posted by: Worf at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (qyH+l)

104 I agree with the taste testing results. Except I had better luck with drip machines than the author. I would rate it 7/10, at times. The most potent I had was a with a pour-over method. Yowza !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (zr5Kq)

105 There's an interesting book out there about the origins of our punctuation, btw. I think it was "Eats Shoots and Leaves", although I could be wrong because I like to read those kinds of books.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (4lxb3)

106 Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (4I/2K)

Are we posting our Myers-Briggs now?
(INFJ)

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Rbu5d)

107 Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (m45I2)

Really sorry to hear that about your brother, Muldoon!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (87oRe)

108 Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (m45I2)



I use, coma liberally.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:36 AM (zr5Kq)

109 You don't know the Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade's pronouns!

I demand to speak to the Co-Blogger!

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at December 05, 2020 09:36 AM (cBF9i)

110 36 But I gotta admit the Keurig is my go-to and is tough to beat.



Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33...If you like weak coffee...

We have a Keurig at work.. I have to use 2 or 3 pods to make a decent cup of coffee.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 05, 2020 09:15 AM (CjFDo)



When you are done brewing your coffee, does the cup absorb all available light?



(I never thought of my coffee as being weak...just right though. I
use the Keurig because it doesn't require me to think. Thinking when I
wake up? Bad idea.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:22 AM (/0HPZ)

It does require a grinder to grind the coffee coarsely and a little bit more thinking than a Keurig, but I really love the taste of my morning coffee since I moved to making it in a percolator.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:36 AM (946rW)

111 Swapped the coffee for "Russian Tea" mix this morning.
Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2020 09:06 AM (AwYPR)

*nods knowingly

Vodka with lemon ?

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)

112 97 J.L. Hufford advertises a "Turkish blend" coffee. Anybody try it? https://tinyurl.com/y56cykhr

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:20 AM (rpbg1)

If it is halal, then eff them!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:33 AM (87oRe)


Do they bleed out each bean?

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Rbu5d)

113 I have a French press, traditional coffeemaker and a Keurig machine at home. But I gotta admit the Keurig is my go-to and is tough to beat.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:12 AM (/0HPZ)


I used to use a French press, a stainless steel one that wouldn't break, until I got tired of fucking around tossing the grounds. Jerry's right that Keurigs are too damn small. I use some cheapo Mr. Coffee but might spring for a fancy shmantzy one some day.

I have to write about coffee to stop obsessing about four dogshit states who can't conduct an honest election.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 09:37 AM (y7DUB)

114 From my kitchen window, I can see the Sun shining brightly on the slopes of Usery Mountain. Hasn't quite reached ground level here yet.

And I have coffee!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020


*
*

I wish I could have a mountain view, or at least of some distant range, from my windows. Instead I have worn-out cars, a broken back gate to the complex, and trash on the street and sidewalks. And even if I lived in a better area, there would still be nothing but endless yellow-green.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:37 AM (rpbg1)

115 Are we posting our Myers-Briggs now?
(INFJ)
Posted by: Flyover

ENFJ!!

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 05, 2020 09:37 AM (/Pc8P)

116 I don't have a pod coffee maker, but I'm told there are reusable pods that allow you to prepare whatever coffee you like. Also the saving of the moneys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:37 AM (4lxb3)

117 Are we posting our Myers-Briggs now?

(INFJ)

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Rbu5d)


I've been meaning to audit you people about this, yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:38 AM (4I/2K)

118 Comma Libre!

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:38 AM (Bda4k)

119 My brother, a communist, and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

My brother, a communist and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (m45I2)

If you took the second indefinite article "a" out of the first sentence, it would have the same meaning of the second, I think.

Disclaimer: coffee has not fully kicked in yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 09:39 AM (mzC78)

120 My Myers-Briggs type was the one that has to go look up what a Myers-Briggs is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:39 AM (4lxb3)

121
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:26 AM (4I/2K)



Are we posting our Myers-Briggs now?

(INFJ)

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Rbu5d)

If we are doing that, I am an INTJ.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:39 AM (946rW)

122 Are we posting our Myers-Briggs now?
(INFJ)
Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Rbu5d)
INTJ

Posted by: Worf at December 05, 2020 09:39 AM (qyH+l)

123 101
...
My brother, a communist, and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

My brother, a communist and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (m45I2)

My brother, a communist and despicable man, went to school at Oxford.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:39 AM (Rbu5d)

124 My brother, a communist, and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

My brother, a communist and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (m45I2)

===

Communists don't punctuate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2020 09:40 AM (EZebt)

125 Not all sentences require an Oxford comma. Compare these two:

My brother, a communist, and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

My brother, a communist and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020


*
*

Both could mean the same. Or the first sentence could be including "a communist" to describe the narrator's brother.

If you wanted to say that the brother was both a communist AND a despicable man, you'd write, "My brother, a communist and a despicable man, went to school at Oxford."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:40 AM (rpbg1)

126 I had a yard full of deer this morning, thirty feet from my front door. That's the way to start a weekend.

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:40 AM (XxJt1)

127 It's commies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 05, 2020 09:40 AM (W4eKo)

128 I use, comma liberally.

*********

Thanks, Giving - a limerick

At, their fine, Thanksgiving-a-rama
A charming, young, girl, and, her momma
Overused, punctuation,
With, repeated, hesitation,
They had, tryptophan-induced, comma!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:40 AM (m45I2)

129 120 My Myers-Briggs type was the one that has to go look up what a Myers-Briggs is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:39 AM (4lxb3)

Lol
"E" something something something, then.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:41 AM (Rbu5d)

130 My brother, a communist, and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

My brother, a communist and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM (m45I2)

My brother, a communist and despicable man, went to school at Oxford.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:39 AM (Rbu5d)

My brother, a communist, and a despicable man walk into a bar...

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:41 AM (zr5Kq)

131 Mostly get mass produced brands, if specialty goes on sale grab some. Usually do 1/2 regular 1/2 flavored vanilla or hazelnut

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 09:41 AM (9sWOw)

132 If you can get any more based than ths then I have never seen it. Somebody on Facebook on Gov Kemp's Page challenged Kemp to MUTUAL COMBAT citing Georgia state law codes because of his sedition.
lol

https://tinyurl.com/y64k4uox

Horde, this is how its done. this is how you get their attention. This is amazing. Moar of this please.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 09:41 AM (R1LMN)

133 I wish I could have a mountain view, or at least of some distant range, from my windows. Instead I have worn-out cars, a broken back gate to the complex, and trash on the street and sidewalks. And even if I lived in a better area, there would still be nothing but endless yellow-green.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:37 AM (rpbg1)

Well, you have free-range tiddies during Mardi Gras, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (mzC78)

134 Muldoon, your mind works in strange and wonderful ways.

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (XxJt1)

135 My brother (a communist), and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (m45I2)

136 My coffe grounds go right into the hydrangea beds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (zI9dG)

137 Now work on improper apostrophe's.

Posted by: The Sun Shine's at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (vEg6j)

138 Coffee

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:43 AM (zI9dG)

139 It is not perfect, but I have been very happy with my Hamilton Beach BrewStation. Essentially a form of automated pour over, with little thinking required, an essential design element in the AM!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:43 AM (87oRe)

140 All I can recall about the Myers-Briggs test is that Myers, Isabel by name, was the ultimate winner of the 1928 mystery novel contest that the Ellery Queen cousins entered, and unofficially won, with their first EQ novel,The Roman Hat Mystery. Isabel went on to write only one other mystery novel, but the EQ cousins made a career of it.

Isabel went on to work in psychology.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:43 AM (rpbg1)

141 It's time for a shit, shower, and shave, and coffee.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2020 09:43 AM (WOYcU)

142 Now work on improper apostrophe's.

Posted by: The Sun Shine's at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (vEg6j)


Yes, let's do that next!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:43 AM (87oRe)

143
137
Now work on improper apostrophe's.


Posted by: The Sun Shine's at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (vEg6j)


That will never be fixed until we outlaw autocucumber. Stupid thing flunked punctuation.

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:44 AM (XxJt1)

144 The bartender says," Is that a comma in your pocket...."

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:44 AM (Bda4k)

145 That will never be fixed until we outlaw autocucumber. Stupid thing flunked punctuation.
Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2020 09:44 AM (XxJt1)


Autocucumber's !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:44 AM (zr5Kq)

146 My Myers-Briggs type was the one that has to go look up what a Myers-Briggs is.
--

Lol
"E" something something something, then.

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:41 AM (Rbu5d)

-

I assumed it was a type of fancy coffee pot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:45 AM (4lxb3)

147 I wish I could have a mountain view, or at least of some distant range, from my windows. Instead I have worn-out cars, a broken back gate to the complex, and trash on the street and sidewalks. And even if I lived in a better area, there would still be nothing but endless yellow-green.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:37 AM (rpbg1)

Well, you have free-range tiddies during Mardi Gras, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020


*
*

Not in my neighborhood, and not next year anyway; our Fearless Leader mayoress has declared no parades or floats, thus no bead-throwing.

Besides, the girls so rarely look like centerfolds.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:45 AM (rpbg1)

148 I took a Myers-Briggs test once. The result was what you would expect.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:46 AM (zr5Kq)

149 The ultraviolet apostrophe problem plagued physics in the 19th century.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:46 AM (Bda4k)

150 137 Now work on improper apostrophe's.
Posted by: The Sun Shine's at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (vEg6j)


[Luke Scream] NOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (Rbu5d)

151 Won't even mention the accursed semicolon

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (eybgB)

152 Now work on improper apostrophe's.


**********

Just more ambiguity:

Lot's For Sale

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (m45I2)

153 ISTJ. What a shock.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (/0HPZ)

154 109 You don't know the Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade's pronouns!

I demand to speak to the Co-Blogger!
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at December 05, 2020 09:36 AM (cBF9i)


But you will blow me first...........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (aA3+G)

155 Zodiac > Myers Briggs

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (EZebt)

156 The ultraviolet apostrophe problem plagued physics in the 19th century.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:46 AM (Bda4k)


and quantum apostrophes'

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:48 AM (4I/2K)

157 152 Now work on improper apostrophe's.


**********

Just more ambiguity:

Lot's For Sale
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (m45I2)


Yesterday's art thread still on minds.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:48 AM (aA3+G)

158 ow work on improper apostrophe's.


**********

Just more ambiguity:

Lot's For Sale
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020


*
*

He is? How about the daughters?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:48 AM (rpbg1)

159 150 137 Now work on improper apostrophe's.
Posted by: The Sun Shine's at December 05, 2020 09:42 AM (vEg6j)


[Luke Scream] NOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (Rbu5d)

[lets go]
[let's go]

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:49 AM (Rbu5d)

160 He is? How about the daughters?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:48 AM (rpbg1)

Same as in town!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:49 AM (87oRe)

161 Are we posting our Myers-Briggs now?
(INFJ)
Posted by: Flyover...
........

ENFP

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 05, 2020 09:49 AM (CjFDo)

162 If you can get any more based than ths then I have never seen it. Somebody on Facebook on Gov Kemp's Page challenged Kemp to MUTUAL COMBAT citing Georgia state law codes because of his sedition.
lol

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 09:41 AM (R1LMN)

Pistols at dawn?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 05, 2020 09:49 AM (5FCda)

163 INTJ most of the time, but INTP when it comes to writing fiction.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 05, 2020 09:49 AM (vluYu)

164 "All these apostrophes should be glowing white hot all the time!"

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:50 AM (Bda4k)

165 He is? How about the daughters?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Same as in town!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar


*********


BOGO

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)

166 Won't even mention the accursed semicolon
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2020 09:47 AM (eybgB)

===
Might as well write "Ummm."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2020 09:50 AM (EZebt)

167 Wife has a K-cup HB that she likes but I only use rarely, I as late ONTers know stove top percolator with lots of experiments on purpose or not.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 09:50 AM (9sWOw)

168 105 There's an interesting book out there about the origins of our punctuation, btw. I think it was "Eats Shoots and Leaves", although I could be wrong because I like to read those kinds of books.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (4lxb3)

I have that book. I kept it around my office back in the day. For some reason people thought I was a English major.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (/0HPZ)

169 Zero sacred cows will be left standing when this is all over.

https://twitter.com/WayneDupreeShow/
status/1334961957665959937

Kellyanne Conway just said Biden will win, and is now pledging to work them "If there's anything I can ever do to help... they can count on me."

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (R1LMN)

170 Won't even mention the accursed semicolon
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2020


*
*

It's old fashioned but I kind of like using it,especially in a sequence of three clauses. In a story I wrote:

"Effort, disruption to his comfortable life in Belnigon, and the expense! He was a rich man; in his often-expressed opinion, no man was truly rich who could not afford a private army; but still --!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (rpbg1)

171 Use work Kuerig to make a large cup of coffee, then the mug goes to the neo thing for a large espresso shot.

Then off to beat the minions

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (eybgB)

172
My Myers-Briggs type was the one that has to go look up what a Myers-Briggs is.

--



Lol

"E" something something something, then.



Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:41 AM (Rbu5d)



-



I assumed it was a type of fancy coffee pot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:45 AM (4lxb3)

For anyone who wants to see an overview:



https://www.verywellmind.com/the-myers-briggs-type-indicator-2795583

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (946rW)

173 164 "All these apostrophes should be glowing white hot all the time!"
Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:50 AM (Bda4k)

People need to learn the difference between possessives and plurals.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (/0HPZ)

174 Percolators are coming back. I almost bought one recently. Because 6 different coffee making devices are not enough !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (zr5Kq)

175 Sunshine coming in the window, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 09:53 AM (mzC78)

176 I don't know about his daughters, but Lot's wife was a salty gal.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:53 AM (Bda4k)

177 Kellyanne Conway just said Biden will win, and is now pledging to work them "If there's anything I can ever do to help... they can count on me."
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (R1LMN)


Not surprised.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:53 AM (zI9dG)

178 Kellyanne Conway just said Biden will win, and is
now pledging to work them "If there's anything I can ever do to help...
they can count on me."

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (R1LMN)


Fuck her sideways. I knew she was not loyal when she put up with her hubby's shit with nary a word back.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:53 AM (946rW)

179 But I gotta admit the Keurig is my go-to and is tough to beat.

Actually it is.

Dr Evil had a one day sale so I picked up a Calphalon espresso machine with a built-in grinder for a few hundred off MSRP.

Pour water in the back, beans in the top, plug it in.

When you want covfefe let the grinder do its job, move the portafilter to the group head, push a button for either one, two shots or an americano.

Its actually easier than a Keurig, far cheaper than a Keurig, far more options, can regulate strength of cup, and the drink isn't some luke-warm, stale, plastic water dreck.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 09:54 AM (C+evo)

180 164 "All these apostrophes should be glowing white hot all the time!"

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:50 AM (Bda4k)



People need to learn the difference between possessives and plurals.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (/0HPZ)

Its a challenge, for sure.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

181 I don't know about his daughters, but Lot's wife was a salty gal.
Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020


*
*

She had a peppery personality.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:54 AM (rpbg1)

182 And normie right wing republican women are beginning the justifiable shaming campaign. lol

https://twitter.com/diana_west_/
status/1335230629043113985

@diana_west_
#WhiteFeatherRepublicans

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 09:54 AM (R1LMN)

183 Not surprised.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 09:53 AM (zI9dG)

Lincoln Project husband is probably in in the rigging

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 09:54 AM (ONvIw)

184 Besides, the girls so rarely look like centerfolds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:45 AM (rpbg1)

a less bitching and little more squinting

Posted by: REDACTED at December 05, 2020 09:54 AM (MIsHM)

185 Pistols at dawn?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 05, 2020 09:49 AM (5FCda)

Join the Moron Gun Club: drink all night, and piss 'til dawn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 09:55 AM (mzC78)

186 174 Percolators are coming back. I almost bought one recently. Because 6 different coffee making devices are not enough !
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (zr5Kq)

One can never have too many coffee making products or the coffee that goes into them. Just sayin'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:55 AM (aA3+G)

187 Percolators are coming back. I almost bought one recently. Because 6 different coffee making devices are not enough !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (zr5Kq)

Percolators are the bomb! They make coffee that is not bitter but is strong.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:55 AM (946rW)

188 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (R1LMN)

As we are finding out, although far too slowly, even a once in a lifetime President like PDJT has severe limits on his ability to accomplish anything when faced down by a greedy and needy bureaucracy!

The last chance we might have had to save the country would have been if Trump ran, and won, in 2000, so no more Bushes, ever!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:55 AM (87oRe)

189 Percolators are coming back. I almost bought one recently. Because 6 different coffee making devices are not enough !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (zr5Kq)



One can never have too many coffee making products or the coffee that goes into them. Just sayin'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:55 AM (aA3+G)

Coffee should be its own food group.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:56 AM (946rW)

190 Besides, the girls so rarely look like centerfolds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 09:45 AM


Nobody seems to pierce their umbilicus with a staple these days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2020 09:56 AM (DMUuz)

191 The video of Rudy taking on the smug mask wearing young leftist-which is linked in the sidebar main page-is great!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I thought of you, Fen, when I saw this clip/tweet from "The Feel Good Page". Kind of a warmup for today's Pet Thread

https://bit.ly/33MlZCk

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 09:56 AM (GuVSd)

192
Coffee should be its own food group.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:56 AM (946rW)

Totally agree with you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:56 AM (aA3+G)

193 108 Coma... yumm Geneviève Bujold

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at December 05, 2020 09:56 AM (Roy2Z)

194 Most pretentious coffee drinker I knew was this dude who worked in my building a number of years ago. It would take him 20 minutes to make a single cup of coffee. I'd be fine with the time, providing he didn't take up the only fucking space to make coffee in the facility.

His coffee smelled like old shoes, sweat and vomit.

So did he.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 05, 2020 09:56 AM (3H9h1)

195 *ponders K cups*

2nd mug of tea being consumed

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:57 AM (4I/2K)

196 >>>Percolators are coming back.

I went thru 10 drip machines in 12 years. My percolator is over 50 years old and it still kicks ass!

Fire!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2020 09:57 AM (WOYcU)

197 I don't know about his daughters, but Lot's wife was a salty gal.

They must have been actual beasts.

They were Lot's elder daughters (the others were married off), and from a large crowd of horny men, not a single one wanted them. When in another city, they whined that they would never get laid, so they got their recently widowed father drunk and got knocked up.

Coyote Ugly would be an understatement. Horrible and ugly to the bone.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 09:57 AM (C+evo)

198 One can never have too many coffee making products or the coffee that goes into them. Just sayin'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2020 09:55 AM (aA3+G)

Coffee should be its own food group.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:56 AM (946rW)

True. So true.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:57 AM (zr5Kq)

199 Would bet Democrats once seize power will run to the Left and not stop or look back. We will have 11Million new citizens by a month in.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 09:58 AM (9sWOw)

200 She lived in a condimentium by the sea.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:58 AM (Bda4k)

201 Percolators are coming back. I almost bought one recently. Because 6 different coffee making devices are not enough !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (zr5Kq)


Six seems very reasonable because there might be multiple failures!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 09:58 AM (87oRe)

202
IIRC it slipped out that the CEO was donating money to democrats a little while after. Obama "on a bet" and Tulsi not on a bet are two I remember, although more may have come out by now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:32 AM (4lxb3)

I guess putting rifle in the brand name made some people buy overpriced product.

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 09:58 AM (ONvIw)

203 We are just having some Jamaican Blue Mountain. Ahhh tastes like Piracy.

Just wanted to say all Voter Fraud Matters. Seriously, when you fund raise you need the big donors AND the little ones to get to the goal. It all counts. May they all be roasted like this sweet sweet Jamaican Blue.

Posted by: Piratepatch at December 05, 2020 09:58 AM (2Xrky)

204 I have that book. I kept it around my office back in the day. For some reason people thought I was a English major.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (/0HPZ)

--

I found it for $1 at a library sale. It was well worth that, and I kept it after I read it.

It's worth checking out.

(ha, get it?)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:59 AM (4lxb3)

205 K-cups would be quite something at a Mardi Gras parade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 09:59 AM (mzC78)

206 People need to learn the difference between possessives and plurals.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Ah. The Oxford Apostrophe debate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 09:59 AM (pbStR)

207 Why is Trump purging DoD instead of DoJ?

Posted by: Iblis at December 05, 2020 09:59 AM (abOpZ)

208 Take the vaccine! chop off your kid's benis. give them hormones. eat the bugs. It's almost as if our medical community is compromised.

https://tinyurl.com/y23mmxy6

Head of Pfizer Research: Covid Vaccine is Female Sterilization

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (R1LMN)

209 Kellyanne Conway just said Biden will win, and is
now pledging to work them "If there's anything I can ever do to help...
they can count on me."

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 09:51 AM (R1LMN)


Fuck her sideways. I knew she was not loyal when she put up with her hubby's shit with nary a word back.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:53 AM (946rW)


I took some shit here for pointing out she was way too look-at-me like her fat slob husband when almost everyone else was defending dear sweet Kellyanne. But even I'm surprised by such a rapid heel turn.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (y7DUB)

210 She lived in a condimentium by the sea.
Posted by: Piano guys phone


**********


I'm not sure how she mustered up that much energy.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (m45I2)

211 Fuck her sideways. I knew she was not loyal when she put up with her hubby's shit with nary a word back.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 09:53 AM (946rW)

She's a merc.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (/0HPZ)

212 The Moabites and the Ammonites. Enemies of Israel both.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (zr5Kq)

213 Why is Trump purging DoD instead of DoJ?

Posted by: Iblis at December 05, 2020 09:59 AM (abOpZ)


The light's better over there.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (4I/2K)

214
Fuck her sideways. I knew she was not loyal when she put up with her hubby's shit with nary a word back.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

This. The swords were coming from every direction at Trump since 2015.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2020 10:01 AM (QoPXA)

215 180 164 "All these apostrophes should be glowing white hot all the time!"

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:50 AM (Bda4k)

People need to learn the difference between possessives and plurals.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (/0HPZ)

Its a challenge, for sure.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

Its the challenge of it's time.

Posted by: m at December 05, 2020 10:01 AM (HDhso)

216
I took some shit here for pointing out she was way too look-at-me like her fat slob husband when almost everyone else was defending dear sweet Kellyanne. But even I'm surprised by such a rapid heel turn.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (y7DUB)

Husband: If I go down for my actions, I'll drag you along and the bitch daughter too.

Kellyanne: Whatever you say, Chaz Bono look-alike dear

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:01 AM (ONvIw)

217 Why is Trump purging DoD instead of DoJ?
Posted by: Iblis at December 05, 2020 09:59 AM (abOpZ)

DoD can purge DoJ and others.
DNI Radcliff's report on foreign interference in elections is due before the 18th. EO 13848

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:01 AM (R1LMN)

218 Percolators are coming back. I almost bought one recently. Because 6 different coffee making devices are not enough !

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 09:52 AM (zr5Kq)

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Two words':

Boden vacuum siphon

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:01 AM (4lxb3)

219 Kellyanne Conway just said Biden will win, and is
now pledging to work them "If there's anything I can ever do to help...
they can count on me."

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WOW.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:02 AM (O+I8R)

220 Boden = BODUM

Not sure what autcucumber's that was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:02 AM (4lxb3)

221 Why is Trump purging DoD instead of DoJ?

Posted by: Iblis at December 05, 2020 09:59 AM (abOpZ)

DoD has more divisions I guess

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:02 AM (ONvIw)

222 I found it for $1 at a library sale. It was well worth that, and I kept it after I read it.

It's worth checking out.

(ha, get it?)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 09:59 AM (4lxb3)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 10:02 AM (/0HPZ)

223 Kellyanne Conway just said Biden will win

-

Someone should make a list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:03 AM (4lxb3)

224 Biden won't win. He didn't win anything. Biden stole.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:03 AM (O+I8R)

225 DoD has more divisions I guess
Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:02 AM (ONvIw)

You forgot your comma.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 10:03 AM (zI9dG)

226 She had electrolytes.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:03 AM (Bda4k)

227 The Moabites and the Ammonites. Enemies of Israel both.
Posted by: runner
--------

Assyrians, never turn your back on the Assyrians.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 10:03 AM (1vynn)

228 > Why is Trump purging DoD instead of DoJ?

Cuz you need the DoD to deal with the insurrection and not apparently the DoJ.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 05, 2020 10:04 AM (3H9h1)

229 You forgot your comma.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 10:03 AM (zI9dG)

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:04 AM (ONvIw)

230 Two words':

Boden vacuum siphon

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:01 AM (4lxb3)


1940's ??

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 10:04 AM (zr5Kq)

231 199 Would bet Democrats once seize power will run to the Left and not stop or look back. We will have 11Million new citizens by a month in.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 09:58 AM (9sWOw)

Dissolve the people and elect another

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 10:04 AM (/0HPZ)

232 228: And you know where the DOJ bastards are when you mobilize.

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (ONvIw)

233 Assyrians, never turn your back on the Assyrians.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 10:03 AM (1vynn)


Otter surprise....

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)

234 Heh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (zI9dG)

235 Take the vaccine! chop off your kid's benis. give them hormones. eat the bugs. It's almost as if our medical community is compromised.

https://tinyurl.com/y23mmxy6

Head of Pfizer Research: Covid Vaccine is Female Sterilization

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (R1LMN)

Interesting. If the vaccine works, that effect would not necessarily preclude its use on people beyond their child-bearing years, which is the cohort most at-risk from the wuflu.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (mzC78)

236 What a maggot-infested worthless "ruling" set we have. I couldn't have a lower opinion of any of them than if they were the devil himself.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (O+I8R)

237 I took some shit here for pointing out she was way too look-at-me like her fat slob husband when almost everyone else was defending dear sweet Kellyanne. But even I'm surprised by such a rapid heel turn.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:00 AM (y7DUB)


They're all car salesmen. They'll swear to your face nothing is better than a Ford - until they go to work next week at the GM lot.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (cxvn3)

238 All of that conditioning people to accept that illegal alien children should profit from the crime is paying off.

Biden broke the law, but he won and should be allowed to be president because he won. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (4lxb3)

239 Sundowner the Usurper

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 10:06 AM (9sWOw)

240 236 What a maggot-infested worthless "ruling" set we have. I couldn't have a lower opinion of any of them than if they were the devil himself.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (O+I8R

I hope you sent plenty of money to make sure Loeffler and Perdue get in/

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:06 AM (ONvIw)

241 1940's ??


-

There are modern ones being made and sold today. Electric ones, even.

It's neat to watch, but the coffee is fantastic out of one, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:07 AM (4lxb3)

242 The Assyrians conquered the Trilobites.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:07 AM (Bda4k)

243 After 1876, they called Hayes "His Fraudulency".

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 05, 2020 10:07 AM (evxBY)

244 238 All of that conditioning people to accept that illegal alien children should profit from the crime is paying off.

Biden broke the law, but he won and should be allowed to be president because he won. Or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (4lxb3)

It's not the child's (now age 35) fault that daddy robbed Cartier, let them keep the cash from the fenced necklaces.

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:08 AM (ONvIw)

245 I hope you sent plenty of money to make sure Loeffler and Perdue get in/
Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:06 AM (ONvIw)


* flashed CN the secret troll sign *

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:08 AM (cxvn3)

246 I took some shit here for pointing out she was way too look-at-me like her fat slob husband when almost everyone else was defending dear sweet Kellyanne. But even I'm surprised by such a rapid heel turn.

--

I never had a good opinion of this greasy-faced Mrs. Roper lookalike from the beginning. She sat mute while her revolting husband crapped all over the president.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:08 AM (O+I8R)

247 The Assyrians conquered the Trilobites.
Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:07 AM (Bda4k)


Your history is rock solid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 10:09 AM (zI9dG)

248 hahaha

The vaccine has not been tested on pregant women, children, people taking medicine, and individuals with comorbidities.

Yay Scienz!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:09 AM (4lxb3)

249 People need to learn the difference between possessives and plurals.

@@@

Does it matter any more? If you understand the authors meaning s'ymbology is' functional. Old form will only be valued if it is a desirable status/ class symbol. Video killed the radio star. Smartphone is diving us towards compression. Like in linguistics how the shape of our mouth causes us to drop sounds and replace sounds (which also changes the spelling sometime). Scriptio continua meets hieroglyphics in less than 100 characters.

Posted by: Piratepatch at December 05, 2020 10:09 AM (2Xrky)

250 * flashed CN the secret troll sign *
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:08 AM (cxvn3)


LOL.

Yep, not sending cash to Georgia won me an "official long term (since 200 troll" certificate and a profanity laced rant that was fully endorsed.

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:09 AM (ONvIw)

251 The Assyrians conquered the Trilobites.
Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:07 AM (Bda4k)

Served 'em right!

Posted by: Graptolites at December 05, 2020 10:09 AM (mzC78)

252 Add the Chaldeans to the list.

Posted by: Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego at December 05, 2020 10:09 AM (CTJwJ)

253
She lived in a condimentium by the sea.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 09:58 AM


if its' any consultation too you, people often get that wrong

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2020 10:10 AM (DUIap)

254 I hope you sent plenty of money to make sure Loeffler and Perdue get in/
Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:06 AM (ONvIw)


I'd burn money in the fireplace before I'd give it to a pol. Except DJT.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:10 AM (y7DUB)

255 Stopped reading at "preferring locally sourced" and "got my coffee from Starbucks."

Unless you are in a coffee-producing country, you cannot get locally sourced coffee. People who are not in Ethiopia, Colombia, Hawaii, who also talk about locally sourced coffee beans really need to wrap their pretentiousness around their ignorance and stuff them both up their noses.

And - Charbucks - ? Srsly? Dude! Don't even. I am literally shaking.

FAUGH!! Also, pshaw. Dare I say, harumph even.

Posted by: Persnickety at December 05, 2020 10:10 AM (w1Sv/)

256 We are just having some Jamaican Blue Mountain. Ahhh tastes like Piracy.

I remember back in the day that the wildly overpriced coffee was supposed to be the best thing.

Compare to Folgers crystals, yes.

What makes Jamaican Blue Mountain special is that it isn't. If you look at a cupping spider chart, the graph is almost a smooth circle which means that there is no character in the cup. None at all.

And that is what makes it a wildly expensive crowd pleaser. For a volcanic coffee, they over roast it, but most people like Vienna for a breakfast coffee.

The other problem with Jamaican Blue is that you can only buy it in its roasted state. Which means it isn't going to last long and after a few weeks will begin going stale. Once it goes stale, pretty much any other decent coffee will taste better.

For less than half the price (which is still three times more than fine coffees that cup in the mid 80s), one could get a Panama Geisha (cups in mid 90s), that will blow you away and make you wonder why you ever thought Jamaican Blue Mountain was so great.

JBM is very good for a breakfast coffee - just grossly overpriced due to the almost cult like following by Japan.

Enjoy your cup of JBM. Its probably better than what I'm consuming right now.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 10:10 AM (C+evo)

257 They're all car salesmen. They'll swear to your
face nothing is better than a Ford - until they go to work next week at
the GM lot.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:05 AM (cxvn3)

We don't play that game. Straight shooters all the way! So what kinda payment are you looking for?

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at December 05, 2020 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

258 I'd burn money in the fireplace before I'd give it to a pol. Except DJT.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:10 AM (y7DUB)


ooooh, trolly, new-hotness.

Me too

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:11 AM (ONvIw)

259 You want the ultimate coffee maker?
Here you go

shorturl.at/fEG23

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 10:11 AM (87oRe)

260 My moms old percolator makes the best cawfee, and its much hotter than if you use drip. I like it hot.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:12 AM (WekKK)

261 Thanks Aspirin, compliments are gniess.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Bda4k)

262 259: That is purty, but I'll stick with my 40yo melitta cone and carafe. I'm a cofeve luddite.

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:13 AM (ONvIw)

263 JBM is very good for a breakfast coffee - just grossly overpriced due to the almost cult like following by Japan.

@@@@

Mine is free and delicious.

Posted by: Piratepatch at December 05, 2020 10:13 AM (2Xrky)

264 259 You want the ultimate coffee maker?
Here you go

shorturl.at/fEG23

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 10:11 AM (87oRe)

Wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:13 AM (WekKK)

265 Vietnamese coffee is pretty good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 10:13 AM (mzC78)

266 Kellyanne Conway, the White House grifter in chief?

Shocked face.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 05, 2020 10:13 AM (3H9h1)

267 greasy-faced Mrs. Roper lookalike

Perfect description. Who in popular entertainment had an irritating squeaky voice like she did?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:13 AM (y7DUB)

268 259 That goes to a French woman who comes over every day and makes you a cup right?

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 10:14 AM (9sWOw)

269 Are we posting our Myers-Briggs now?


(INFJ)



Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Rbu5d)


The Dude is an ENFP.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 05, 2020 10:14 AM (cCxiu)

270 264 259 You want the ultimate coffee maker?
Here you go

shorturl.at/fEG23

--

That looks like something Max Fleischer dreamed up in one of his Grampy cartoons.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:14 AM (O+I8R)

271 I'd burn money in the fireplace before I'd give it to a pol. Except DJT.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:10 AM (y7DUB)


Hookers and blow. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:14 AM (cxvn3)

272 My moms old percolator makes the best cawfee, and its much hotter than if you use drip. I like it hot.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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Yep, hot is key. You can find drip pots that are certified to hit 200 degrees. It really does improve the flavor, even when using white trash $8 for 3lbs coffee.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:14 AM (4lxb3)

273 shorturl.at/fEG23

--

That looks like something Max Fleischer dreamed up in one of his Grampy cartoons.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:14 AM (O+I8R)

Link doesn't work for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 10:15 AM (mzC78)

274 Elena Parent is out of DeKalb County. Watcha hidin' DeKald County? Watcha doin' BLM and ACLU?

https://tinyurl.com/y3qq5lzl

DeKalb County Cannot Find Chain of Custody Records for Absentee Ballots Deposited in Drop Boxes: 'It Has Not Been Determined If Responsive Records to Your Request Exist'

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:15 AM (R1LMN)

275 Perfect description. Who in popular entertainment had an irritating squeaky voice like she did?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:13 AM (y7DUB)


Victoria Jackson. But it was overlooked due to my impure thoughts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 10:16 AM (zI9dG)

276 You want the ultimate coffee maker?
Here you go

--

Vacuum siphon pot for the win.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:16 AM (4lxb3)

277 Stopped raining but supposed to get high winds that not looking forward to. Have a mostly snapped off branch 10 feet up and probably 25 feet long after that break.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 10:16 AM (9sWOw)

278 Perfect description. Who in popular entertainment had an irritating squeaky voice like she did?

--

Staaaaaaanley!!!

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:17 AM (O+I8R)

279 I wonder if CBD has a sous-vide coffee maker, and if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 10:17 AM (mzC78)

280 Someone posted a link to a video from Rich Higgins on twitter last thread. Video is now deleted. Would appreciate a summary.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 05, 2020 10:17 AM (SScvq)

281 One pot of coffee left. Then its either go out and fight the Branch Covidians about me not wearing a mask to buy coffee or let the mailman lady bring me more.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 05, 2020 10:17 AM (buTO7)

282 >>>She lived in a condimentium by the sea.

Vinegar and oil seemed to be her only salvation when the tides rolled in to expose her muster.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2020 10:18 AM (WOYcU)

283 You want the ultimate coffee maker?

Here you go



shorturl.at/fEG23

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 10:11 AM (87oRe)

That looks like it belongs in a chem lab. How does it work?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:18 AM (946rW)

284 Does it matter any more? If you understand the authors meaning s'ymbology is' functional.

All of what you posted!

We are living in an age/culture where ending a sentence with a full-stop is a trigger for the reader to have a full psychotic episode.

Furthermore, spelling of words doesn't really matter since the meaning of words has been so deconstructed that it has lost most meaning, to the point where I seriously wonder if animals with their tree scrapings and vocalizations communicate more effectively than the homunculus around us.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 10:18 AM (C+evo)

285 253 if its' any consultation too you
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2020 10:10 AM (DUIap)

Aagghh.

Posted by: m at December 05, 2020 10:19 AM (HDhso)

286 Perfect description. Who in popular entertainment had an irritating squeaky voice like she did?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:13 AM (y7DUB)


Victoria Jackson. But it was overlooked due to my impure thoughts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 10:16 AM (zI9dG)


Fran Drescher says hi.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:19 AM (cxvn3)

287 Link doesn't work for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 10:15 AM (mzC7

Go to "Bezos spot" search for coffee siphon brewer
the link still works for me!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 10:19 AM (87oRe)

288 She only needed the vinegar and oil when she was dressing.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:19 AM (Bda4k)

289 Who in popular entertainment had an irritating squeaky voice like she did?

Carol Wayne [Tonight Show Comedy Players] could affect one.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

290 What four-letter code gets assigned to people who refuse to take the Myers-Brigg because it sounds little better than phrenology? DICK?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2020 10:20 AM (H5knJ)

291 nah it aint matter bruh lol 8>)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:21 AM (4lxb3)

292 The moccamaster thing looks like it spits out the Mr. Hyde potion.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:21 AM (Bda4k)

293 Greetings Horde! Sipping coffee and trying to wake up to a beautiful day out there.

Can I haz the spoon pictured up top?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 05, 2020 10:21 AM (WFcrO)

294 @265 Oil Peon - Vietnamese coffee is pretty good.
I can attest to this. I worked in Boun Ma Thuot for a project. Got so enamored with the coffee I had it shipped back stateside for a while.
I liked the fried chicken too. You would point to the chicken you wanted (which was generally running around the restaurant), and they caught it, plucked it and fried it. It was worth the wait because you couldn't get it any fresher. I had them do that in a couple places in China back in the stix too.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 05, 2020 10:21 AM (cCxiu)

295 >>>Piano guys phone

Do they?

Posted by: m at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (HDhso)

296 Reminder this is war and Trump isn't leaving.
#WhiteFeatherRepublicans
and lol

https://tinyurl.com/y6hrn6ho

Biden's DOD pick Michele Flournoy is a NatSec threat, she co-founded WestExec with Biden's SOS pick Tony Blinken that has been making $ in China.

Pentagon blocked Biden's intelligence transition team from meeting with agencies -

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (R1LMN)

297 That goes to a French woman in her cups who comes over every day with her cups bared, and makes you a cup right?
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 10:14 AM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (DMUuz)

298 imma hung sum xmas lice l8r yo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (4lxb3)

299 That looks like it belongs in a chem lab. How does it work?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:18 AM (946rW)

There's a video somewhere, but I think it is basically using steam from the boiler side piped over to the coffee side.

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (87oRe)

300 One pot of coffee left. Then its either go out and
fight the Branch Covidians about me not wearing a mask to buy coffee or
let the mailman lady bring me more.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 05, 2020 10:17 AM (buTO7)

Go out to buy your coffee. state the Branch Covidians right in the eye, smile and greet them happily. 2020 is turning me into a total pottymouth but fuck those people. They DO NOT get to drive you into your house and make you feel you cannot go out.

BTW, I am totally stealing Branch Covidians:-)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (946rW)

301 Mornin' peeps.

Pseudopod is in cup, absorbing caffeine.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (Dc2NZ)

302 Perfect description. Who in popular entertainment had an irritating squeaky voice like she did?

--

Staaaaaaanley!!!
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:17 AM (O+I8R)


Three's Company was such a dumb show and Don Knotts deserved to be beaten with a tire iron in every episode. But it went into syndication almost immediately and my kids used to watch it in our non cable household so I got used to it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:23 AM (y7DUB)

303 298 imma hung sum xmas lice l8r yo
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (4lxb3)

heh

Posted by: m at December 05, 2020 10:23 AM (HDhso)

304 let the mailman lady bring me more.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 05, 2020 10:17 AM (buTO7)

Yup. I now do curb pickup. I cant go in and see all the drones wearing masks. I want to scream 'take them off!'. The fact that so many (Im usually the only maskless person)) have complied so willingly has made me lose faith in Americans. Almost all will willingly line up for the mandatory vaccine.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:24 AM (WekKK)

305 Stare not state.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:24 AM (946rW)

306 Yep, hot is key. You can find drip pots that are certified to hit 200 degrees. It really does improve the flavor, even when using white trash $8 for 3lbs coffee.

Of go the total opposite and embrace cold-brew covfefe.

Heat accentuates the highs and extracts the stuff that makes it bitter. Cold brew does the opposite, it mutes the highs (the acids) and the batch, no matter how crappy the source, is actually palatable.

Cold brew is the covfefe of the survivors when there is no heat.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 10:24 AM (C+evo)

307 What four-letter code gets assigned to people who refuse to take the Myers-Brigg because it sounds little better than phrenology? DICK?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2020 10:20 AM (H5knJ)


I got fired after my test came back rating me as EFFU!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 10:24 AM (87oRe)

308 Wonder if those COVID tests have more than one use?

https://tinyurl.com/y3brttyk

China is collecting the world's DNA and the reason is sinister: Gordon Chang-

China plans to use this info to create bioweapons designed to target specific ethnic groups.

Wuhan virus won't be the last pathogen originated from China.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:24 AM (R1LMN)

309 Percolator. My mother-in-law makes the best coffee and I finally followed her lead and bought my own. Love it. I'll drink instant before I get another drip style.

Posted by: windbag at December 05, 2020 10:24 AM (M9qxJ)

310 We do.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:25 AM (Bda4k)

311 BTW, I am totally stealing Branch Covidians:-)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (946rW)

Second! The religion of The Mask.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:25 AM (WekKK)

312 China plans to use this info to create bioweapons designed to target specific ethnic groups.

Wuhan virus won't be the last pathogen originated from China.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:24 AM (R1LMN)

Good thing we're accepting so very many of them?

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2020 10:25 AM (ONvIw)

313 1940's ??


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There are modern ones being made and sold today. Electric ones, even.

It's neat to watch, but the coffee is fantastic out of one, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020


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The listing I saw says it only keeps the coffee warm for 30 minutes. That won't work for me even on weekday mornings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:26 AM (rpbg1)

314 If I write 'Fuck Newsom' on my mask I wonder if I'll get cheered or arrested.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2020 10:26 AM (Nyumu)

315 the homunculus around us.

@@@@
What ever. you can get unroasted JBM :{}.

Posted by: Piratepatch at December 05, 2020 10:26 AM (2Xrky)

316 One pot of coffee left. Then its either go out and
fight the Branch Covidians about me not wearing a mask to buy coffee or
let the mailman lady bring me more.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 05, 2020 10:17 AM (buTO7)

Jim, No! Don't leave your bunker.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:27 AM (R1LMN)

317 Morning, Eris! It promises to be another bright sunny day here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 10:27 AM (mzC78)

318 Heat accentuates the highs and extracts the stuff that makes it bitter. Cold brew does the opposite, it mutes the highs (the acids) and the batch, no matter how crappy the source, is actually palatable.
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Are we still talking about coffee?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 05, 2020 10:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

319 I think we can read too much into errors in comments and texts. They are ephemeral communications that no one bothers proofreading and copyediting because that's time-consuming and it's not worth the time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2020 10:27 AM (H5knJ)

320 Branch Covidians, I like it

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 10:28 AM (9sWOw)

321 Mornin' AOP. I'm about to go Outside and extract some weak Michigan Winter Vitamin D.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Dc2NZ)

322 Mad Max ran over the Homunculus with a semi.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Bda4k)

323 The listing I saw says it only keeps the coffee warm for 30 minutes. That won't work for me even on weekday mornings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:26 AM (rpbg1)


Get an electric percolator. Mine keeps my coffee boiling hot all day.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:28 AM (946rW)

324 35 degrees here in Phoenix. Lit a fire last night. Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:29 AM (WekKK)

325 Yep, hot is key. You can find drip pots that are certified to hit 200 degrees. It really does improve the flavor, even when using white trash $8 for 3lbs coffee.

Of go the total opposite and embrace cold-brew covfefe.

Heat accentuates the highs and extracts the stuff that makes it bitter. Cold brew does the opposite, it mutes the highs (the acids) and the batch, no matter how crappy the source, is actually palatable.

Cold brew is the covfefe of the survivors when there is no heat.
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I use a Technivorm for my hot coffee and I also cold brew. The Technivorm brews at around 205 degrees. Right now I've been on a cold brew kick. I make my brew on Friday and steep it until Sunday when I strain it. It's concentrated and will last all week in the refrigerator.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 05, 2020 10:29 AM (UUBmN)

326 If I write 'Fuck Newsom' on my mask I wonder if I'll get cheered or arrested.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2020 10:26 AM (Nyumu)


My as yet unworn mask has the phrase

This mask is
"almost" as useless
as VA Governor Coonman!

on it.

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 10:29 AM (87oRe)

327 Branch Covidians, I like it

--

Who on earth came up with that perfect moniker? That is great!

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:29 AM (O+I8R)

328 annoying housewife voice - Edith Bunker / Jean Stapleton

most annoying of all time - Fran Drescher

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2020 10:29 AM (V2Yro)

329 Serious Question, why does Ilan Omar always have her Nephilim hybrid large skull under wraps? Who is she worshipping like the lost tribes in Peru used to?

https://twitter.com/OANN/status/
1335059557031182336/photo/1

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:29 AM (R1LMN)

330 Too many are accepting defeat. We're not the French in 1940.

Posted by: leber at December 05, 2020 10:30 AM (MxeFh)

331 Of go the total opposite and embrace cold-brew covfefe.

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Tried it a few times but it never resonated with me. Although I've had some foo-foo coffee flavored slushies that were extremely sugared up and delicious. Pretty much just coffee flavored milkshakes, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:30 AM (4lxb3)

332 Yup. I now do curb pickup. I cant go in and see all the drones wearing masks. I want to scream 'take them off!'.

Praise God for curb-side pickup and the amazing abilities of today's finance and supply chains that make same-day order / delivery possible. I make far more money sitting at my keyboard than roaming around some warehouse putting up with mindless drones.

As a regular misanthrope, I don't care what psychological or physical collateral damage those around me suffer with the masks. If you want to destroy what is left of your own humanity to please your sadistic overlords, knock yourselves out.

I would say that they voted for this shit, but with recent events, that may no longer be true.

But I've made seriously good money selling CoViD tooling, analysis and tactical tools to whine about not being able to go to the gym.

Invest in Amazon, order away, and enjoy the fruits of Madness!

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (C+evo)

333 My brother, a communist, and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.

My brother, a communist and a despicable man went to school at Oxford.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2020 09:34 AM

The first one refers to three different people.

The second one has a clause that, while referring to your brother, needs a comma after "man".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (OssQ4)

334 Perfect description. Who in popular entertainment had an irritating squeaky voice like she did?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020


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The Nanny's Fran Drescher. But my God, she was hot then; and while her real accent was very Brooklyn, the irritating nasal voice was something she "put on," it wasn't her normal voice in interviews.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (rpbg1)

335 You want the ultimate coffee maker?
Here you go


A friend has two of these:

https://amzn.to/3gcLjpY

Two? Yes, he needed one for decaf.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (PbWF0)

336 Too many are accepting defeat. We're not the French in 1940.
Posted by: leber at December 05, 2020 10:30 AM (MxeFh)


I haven't given up.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (y7DUB)

337 A Communist, a despicable man, an Oxford student...but enough about Christopher Steele.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 05, 2020 10:32 AM (Ndje9)

338 I should have done the last one as spurwing piano guy.

Damn.

Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:32 AM (Bda4k)

339
Are we still talking about coffee?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 05, 2020 10:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

That and personality tests and mask nazis and the perfidiousness of the GOPE.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:32 AM (946rW)

340 The Technivorm sounds like a creature in a Piers Anthony novel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 05, 2020 10:32 AM (Uhu8A)

341 The listing I saw says it only keeps the coffee warm for 30 minutes. That won't work for me even on weekday mornings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:26 AM (rpbg1)


Get an electric percolator. Mine keeps my coffee boiling hot all day.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020


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Any brand recommendations?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:32 AM (rpbg1)

342 It's concentrated and will last all week in the refrigerator.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 05, 2020 10:29 AM (UUBmN)

Then you heat it to drink it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:33 AM (WekKK)

343 Biden's DOD pick Michele Flournoy is a NatSec threat, she co-founded WestExec with Biden's SOS pick Tony Blinken that has been making $ in China.

Pentagon blocked Biden's intelligence transition team from meeting with agencies -
Posted by: bat nationalist
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Obama would not have passed a security check.

Posted by: Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego at December 05, 2020 10:33 AM (AytXr)

344 If I write 'Fuck Newsom' on my mask I wonder if I'll get cheered or arrested.

A friend just called him "Newsolini" this morning. I like that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 10:33 AM (lACLv)

345 Are we still talking about coffee?






Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet

Clutching an Iron Mace at December 05, 2020 10:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

That and personality tests and mask nazis and the perfidiousness of the GOPE.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:32 AM (946rW)

Oh, and also the Oxford comma.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:33 AM (946rW)

346 Look at this 2004 list of youngish notables. Interesting, no? Probably should remember these people and add to the list.

https://tinyurl.com/y45ujnng

This is why
@MariaBartiromo
didn't want to know when Rudy produced evidence on Fox. You are all Scum.
@DanCrenshawTX (See pic)

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:33 AM (R1LMN)

347 I think we can read too much into errors in comments
and texts. They are ephemeral communications that no one bothers
proofreading and copyediting
because that's time-consuming and it's not
worth the time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2020 10:27 AM (H5knJ)


ISTJ's do.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 05, 2020 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

348 Oops. /Fiery furnace reference

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 10:34 AM (AytXr)

349 We're not the French in 1940.

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I'm not accepting defeat. Trump hasn't conceded and I'm fine with whatever, and I mean WHATEVER, he decides to do.

If Biden is allowed to steal the election we're still not the French, though, because they were invaded pretty much all at once. We were not. Ours has been 100 years coming. What country would be be compared to when the communists slowly take over all institutions and the secret police, and then use those institutions and secret police to collapse the system for the Great Reset, smart military blog?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:34 AM (4lxb3)

350 310 We do.
Posted by: Piano guys phone at December 05, 2020 10:25 AM (Bda4k)

; )

Posted by: m at December 05, 2020 10:34 AM (HDhso)

351 What country would be be compared to when the communists slowly take over all institutions and the secret police, and then use those institutions and secret police to collapse the system for the Great Reset, smart military blog?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020


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Brazil?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:35 AM (rpbg1)

352 The Nanny's Fran Drescher. But my God, she was hot then; and while her real accent was very Brooklyn, the irritating nasal voice was something she "put on," it wasn't her normal voice in interviews.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (rpbg1)


I could have tolerated it. Using her ankles for earmuffs would have helped.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:35 AM (cxvn3)

353 I don't see any reason for decaf

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 10:35 AM (9sWOw)

354 336 Too many are accepting defeat. We're not the French in 1940.

Posted by: leber at December 05, 2020 10:30 AM (MxeFh)

I haven't given up.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (y7DUB)

Me neither. Just hate the Branch Covidian retards. I believe they have given up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:35 AM (WekKK)

355 The listing I saw says it only keeps the coffee warm for 30 minutes. That won't work for me even on weekday mornings.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:26 AM (rpbg1)





Get an electric percolator. Mine keeps my coffee boiling hot all day.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020



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Any brand recommendations?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:32 AM (rpbg1)

I have a Cuisinart that I like really well.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:35 AM (946rW)

356 Tried it a few times but it never resonated with me.

I'm with you on this. I carefully select the coffees I want to drink and make sure that they are roasted exactly the way the bean and the brew require.

Cold brew is great if you want to store coffee syrup in the fridge for some coffee based concoction.

Cold brew also if you are digging around in the pantry and find a two year old can of Maxwell House and want to get some value more out of it than just mixing it in the compost pile.

But I want to extract the elements out of the bean that give it the full flavor, just make sure the bean is fresh to minimize the undesirable bitterness.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 10:35 AM (C+evo)

357 I agree that Fran Drescher has an extremely irritating voice but it isn't like dear sweet Kellyanne's squeaky mouse voice.

Someone else who had an irritating voice was Rosie Perez, making me want to forcibly remove her adenoids with my car keys.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:36 AM (y7DUB)

358 I think we can read too much into errors in comments
and texts. They are ephemeral communications that no one bothers proofreading and copyediting because that's time-consuming and it's not worth the time .

Posted by: bear
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I do. It's instinctive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 10:36 AM (AytXr)

359 Pen and phone, bitchez. Your rules.

Suck it, Uniparty plutocracy.


Praying Medic RetweetedPhillip Kline
@PhillDKline
·
12h
The December 8th and 14th timeline of selecting electors could easily be moved without harm to country; especially when one side is not providing the details we need to verify election results and the other side has evidence that is starting to flow.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (Y8GVo)

360 Then you heat it to drink it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd
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No, I add about 1 part hot water(I have a hot water dispenser at my sink) to 3 parts cold coffee. I use cream to taste. The hot water takes the cold edge off but it's still pretty cold.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (UUBmN)

361 Me neither. Just hate the Branch Covidian retards. I believe they have given up.

Revive the NPC meme !

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (C+evo)

362 We had a store selling flowers in the alley next to me in Michigan.

The lady running the show made a sign: "MUM'S"

I asked her if she wanted the moneyed ou-of-towners to think we're uneducated hillbillies.

Plurals with apostrophes make me do that John Casey growl from "Chuck", and sometimes cause an eye tic.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (OssQ4)

363 Although cold brew and some irish cream could be worth a shot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (4lxb3)

364 Here are all the subversive traitors in yearbook format. Enjoy!

https://www.younggloballeaders.org/community

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (+ObfJ)

365 358 I think we can read too much into errors in comments
and texts. They are ephemeral communications that no one bothers proofreading and copyediting because that's time-consuming and it's not worth the time .

Posted by: bear
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I do. It's instinctive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 10:36 AM (AytXr)

I don't, because I do that enough on the job, and here I just let it all hang out.

Posted by: m at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (HDhso)

366 Serious Question, why does Ilan Omar always have her Nephilim hybrid large skull under wraps? Who is she worshipping like the lost tribes in Peru used to?


She needs sent back to somalia.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2020 10:38 AM (QoPXA)

367 I consider the entire array of NE accents an offense against God. But Drescher was so hot back then that nothing about her voice could have put me off of her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2020 10:38 AM (H5knJ)

368 The Nanny's Fran Drescher. But my God, she was hot then; and while her real accent was very Brooklyn, the irritating nasal voice was something she "put on," it wasn't her normal voice in interviews.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (rpbg1)

I could have tolerated it. Using her ankles for earmuffs would have helped.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020


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I grew up with Brooklynese's first and inbred cousin, the "Yat" accent/dialect. Every time I heard it I deducted 10 IQ points from my assessment of the speaker. Unless she was cute -- in which case I let it slide.

For a time. I could only take so much of it. Neither of my wives and none of my significant girlfriends have had that dialect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:38 AM (rpbg1)

369 A friend just called him "Newsolini" this morning. I like that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 10:33 AM (lACLv)

Perfect.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:38 AM (WekKK)

370 Too many are accepting defeat. We're not the French in 1940.
Posted by: leber at December 05, 2020 10:30 AM (MxeFh)

I haven't given up.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (y7DUB)

--

I also have not given up. I will not. Even if this turnip is fraudulently inaugurated, most people know this election is and was a total phony farce. As farcical as his "presidency" would be. Let that sink in with the American people and take effect. Nothing is off the table. But I still hope it doesn't come to any of that.

I do know one certain thing. We need a 100% political realignment like never before. I'm done with each and every traitor from both parties.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:38 AM (O+I8R)

371 I don't see any reason for decaf
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 10:35 AM (9sWOw)

It's like de-alcoholized beer. Marketed to people who have come to like the taste, but cannot, for various reasons, consume the essential ingredient.

Although I have never tasted a de-alcoholized beer that I would care to drink regularly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 10:39 AM (mzC78)

372 Enjoy your cup of JBM. Its probably better than what I'm consuming right now.

Pres-elect Penguin,
I can only talk like that about yarn.

Posted by: Sal at December 05, 2020 10:39 AM (KTdeA)

373 The lady running the show made a sign: "MUM'S"
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Maybe she's a Brit, and that's the name of her stall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2020 10:39 AM (vOGqy)

374 I agree that Fran Drescher has an extremely irritating voice but it isn't like dear sweet Kellyanne's squeaky mouse voice.
. . .
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020


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"Little mouse voice" can be endearing. See Rita Rudner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:39 AM (rpbg1)

375 Someone else who had an irritating voice was Rosie Perez, making me want to forcibly remove her adenoids with my car keys.

--

LOL!

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:39 AM (O+I8R)

376 The Nanny's Fran Drescher. But my God, she was hot then; and while her real accent was very Brooklyn, the irritating nasal voice was something she "put on," it wasn't her normal voice in interviews.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:31 AM (rpbg1)

Ms. Drescher was ridiculously hot back in the day but I just could not get around her voice.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 10:39 AM (/0HPZ)

377 Pen and phone, bitchez. Your rules.

Suck it, Uniparty plutocracy.


Praying Medic RetweetedPhillip Kline
@PhillDKline

12h
The December 8th and 14th timeline of selecting electors could easily be moved without harm to country; especially when one side is not providing the details we need to verify election results and the other side has evidence that is starting to flow.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (Y8GVo)

lol. you just kicked the hornet's nest here. Here come the Conservative lawyers to explain to why these dates are etched in stone.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:40 AM (+ObfJ)

378 No, I add about 1 part hot water(I have a hot water dispenser at my sink) to 3 parts cold coffee. I use cream to taste. The hot water takes the cold edge off but it's still pretty cold.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (UUBmN)

Oh, thats right its a concentrate. Duh. That sounds good..

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:41 AM (WekKK)

379 BTW, I am totally stealing Branch Covidians:-)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:22 AM (946rW)
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LOL, the whole purpose of the post was to use it in a sentence.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 05, 2020 10:41 AM (buTO7)

380 I don't care about occasional typo's or commas and pucntuations being missed, but I will generally disregard posts by people who repeatedly show they arent even trying.

They're often wall-of-text users, too, so it makes trying to read what could possibly have some useful information difficult to decipher.

Golden rule is what I'm saying, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:42 AM (4lxb3)

381 Serious Question, why does Ilan Omar always have her Nephilim hybrid large skull under wraps? Who is she worshipping like the lost tribes in Peru used to?

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:29 AM (R1LMN)
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Let's just say I would never be in the same building with her, given what she could be hiding under the head covering. And I sure as shit wouldn't attend the State of the Union if I knew she was going to be there.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 05, 2020 10:42 AM (WFcrO)

382 China is collecting the world's DNA and the reason is sinister: Gordon Chang-

China plans to use this info to create bioweapons designed to target specific ethnic groups.

Wuhan virus won't be the last pathogen originated from China.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:24 AM (R1LMN)

In my case that will be a real bitch for them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 10:42 AM (/0HPZ)

383 lol. you just kicked the hornet's nest here. Here come the Conservative lawyers to explain to why these dates are etched in stone.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:40 AM (+ObfJ)

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It's mentioned on a statue somewhere, duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:42 AM (4lxb3)

384 She needs sent back to somalia.

... or Hell, whichever is worse.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 10:42 AM (C+evo)

385 That sounds good..
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd.
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It is good. It's also less acidic so easier on the stomach.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 05, 2020 10:43 AM (UUBmN)

386 Yeah, Drescher nasal part could have been dropped. I could live with the Brooklyn. Actually i could have watched with the sound off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:43 AM (WekKK)

387 ***The December 8th and 14th timeline of selecting electors could easily be moved without harm to country; especially when o***

I just was talking to a friend and told him these deadlines are going to be meaningless this year.

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2020 10:43 AM (DJFLF)

388 She needs sent back to somalia.

... or Hell, whichever is worse.
Posted by: President Elect ??? at December 05, 2020


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If I owned Somalia and Hell, which I do, I'd live in Hell and rent out Somalia.

Posted by: Satan at December 05, 2020 10:44 AM (rpbg1)

389 I do know one certain thing. We need a 100% political realignment like never before. I'm done with each and every traitor from both parties.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:38 AM (O+I8R)


Since I'm not a resident of the four dogshit states which can't conduct an honest election I'm devoting my short term efforts to making sure DeWine is a one termer, if not impeached.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:44 AM (y7DUB)

390 The December 8th and 14th timeline of selecting electors could easily be moved without harm to country; especially when one side is not providing the details we need to verify election results and the other side has evidence that is starting to flow.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (Y8GVo)

Do it.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 05, 2020 10:45 AM (5FCda)

391 Re: decaf

Coffee replaced cigarettes as my vice, and I drink a LOT. It's mostly having the cup in my hand and not the "wake up" element of caffeine for me. f I were told I had to switch to decaf I probably wouldn't skip a beat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:45 AM (4lxb3)

392 Yeah, Drescher nasal part could have been dropped. I could live with the Brooklyn. Actually i could have watched with the sound off.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020


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The Nanny at least had some funny dialog along with Fran's looks to make the sound palatable.

Posted by: Satan at December 05, 2020 10:45 AM (rpbg1)

393 I do know one certain thing. We need a 100% political realignment like never before. I'm done with each and every traitor from both parties.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2020 10:38 AM (O+I8R)


Exactly. A GOP asshole is still as much of an asshole as a DNC asshole.

*adjusts troll hat and matching tie*

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:45 AM (cxvn3)

394 255 Stopped reading at "preferring locally sourced" and "got my coffee from Starbucks."

Unless you are in a coffee-producing country, you cannot get locally sourced coffee. People who are not in Ethiopia, Colombia, Hawaii, who also talk about locally sourced coffee beans really need to wrap their pretentiousness around their ignorance and stuff them both up their noses.

There is something about food and drink that turns people stupid.

I want to go into some shop that insist that everything they churn out is "locally sourced" and demand to know from where they get their wheat for their bread as I see no wheat being grown for many miles around. (For one example)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 10:45 AM (/0HPZ)

395 Whenever I am a little down, I think of that old Vet in Massachussettes who has cancer and would sit at the corner with a Trump sign every day.

They had a parade for him and his message was Never Surrender.

I won't.

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:46 AM (gtJ22)

396 It is good. It's also less acidic so easier on the stomach.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 05, 2020 10:43 AM (UUBmN)

See Now, this would be good for me. Too much coffee can screw up my stomach and then vodka doesn't sit well.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:46 AM (WekKK)

397 Sure, if someone's comments look like a letter from Zodiac, I'm not deciphering that shit. There's a line, and I suppose it varies for each of us a bit. But I'd say 50% of my comments are shouted out into the void. And of the 50% that someone responds to, a not insignificant portion are of the "bear, go wash your face in the garbage disposal" variety. I don't think I'm gonna win 'em over with perfect comma use.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2020 10:46 AM (H5knJ)

398 Plurals with apostrophes make me do that John Casey growl from "Chuck", and sometimes cause an eye tic.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 10:37 AM (OssQ4)



Ahhh yes. The Grocer's Apostrophe.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 05, 2020 10:47 AM (ZSK0i)

399

I feel an odd stirring in my loins this morning... A strange incontinence of purpose...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 05, 2020 10:47 AM (ZdXHb)

400 We have two glass pots for the Mr. Coffee. One for fresh, the other for the fridge. We have it hot for the first cup, then iced for the rest of the day. Usually go through two 12-cup pots in a day.

Mom, Dad, and I, we drink a lot of coffee.

Usually a brand from Hawaii called Kauai (dark roast), but we do vary it with a few other brands. Starbucks Verona is one of them, also Gevalia.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (OssQ4)

401 The dates are in the Constitution, which is intent on getting a POTUS in place.

Never could the Founders believe that a Biden could get elected, and in the way he might.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (9TdxA)

402 https://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09122008

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (Uhu8A)

403 Upending the electoral college process or having 5 supreme court justices reverse the election do not seem like good ideas to me.

Maybe, just maybe, it is time for the MAGA Nation to go beyond "they cheated" and figure out what went wrong because the margins for Trump should have been much higher.

It could be possible that riding around in expensive pickup trucks flying blue line flags and punisher decals may not be sufficient to persuade a majority of voters.

I know, damn me for a heretic.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (9X60i)

404 386 Yeah, Drescher nasal part could have been dropped. I could live with the Brooklyn. Actually i could have watched with the sound off.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:43 AM (WekKK)

IMHO, Money Honey 1.0 is one of the few actual legit journalists out there. But...one time when she was on CNBC on the floor of the NYSE, they turned on her mike in the middle of another segment, and she was talking...with one of the most grating Brooklyn accents I ever heard.

If I never hear that from Ms. Bartiromo ever again it will be too soon.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (/0HPZ)

405 Accents.

We hates him, but the Sally the Cigarette Girl vignettes in "Radio Days" were charming.

Posted by: Sal at December 05, 2020 10:49 AM (KTdeA)

406 I get angry at a whole lot of what goes in DC, but few things enrage me more than Muslim legislators. Being lorded over by Muslims makes me retch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2020 10:49 AM (BvLWD)

407 Trolls are boring today.

Posted by: Spypeach at December 05, 2020 10:49 AM (Up/Jb)

408 I feel an odd stirring in my loins this morning... A strange incontinence of purpose...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 05, 2020 10:47 AM (ZdXHb)


I read that in Jackie Gleason voice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 10:49 AM (zI9dG)

409 But I'd say 50% of my comments are shouted out into the void

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Ha. I think that's part of the beauty of the HQ. I read and absorb (and figure most others do, too), but I never expect to have any replies to most comments unless I'm being an ass. And I sincerely try not to be an ass.

It's the best way to get people to engage with you, though. See also: BSG

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:50 AM (4lxb3)

410 It could be possible that riding around in expensive pickup trucks flying blue line flags and punisher decals may not be sufficient to persuade a majority of voters.

I know, damn me for a heretic.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (9X60i)

Or we could, you know, not let them cheat and steal elections instead of acting like this is over, lifelong concerned conservative.

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:50 AM (gtJ22)

411 @403...not a heretic. Just a well-meaning, credulous dunce.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 05, 2020 10:50 AM (evxBY)

412 406: especially Muslims who came here as "refugees."

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at December 05, 2020 10:50 AM (9X60i)

413 Who had "Dan Crenshaw is the Manchurian Candidate and a Commie infiltrator" on their 2020 Bingo card?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Y8GVo)

414 Since I'm not a resident of the four dogshit states which can't conduct an honest election I'm devoting my short term efforts to making sure DeWine is a one termer, if not impeached.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Yep. Amen to that.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Rvt88)

415 PowerLine Blog has some great memes today. Heidi is going through them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:51 AM (WekKK)

416 Ordered my Christmas present today.

https://tinyurl.com/yy5nrnds

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:51 AM (gtJ22)

417 I get angry at a whole lot of what goes in DC, but few things enrage me more than Muslim legislators. Being lorded over by Muslims makes me retch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Yes, it makes me want to all stabby.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2020 10:51 AM (QoPXA)

418 Off to wash car and try to shop sans mask at World Market, all. I plan to drop in again for the Pet Thread. Enjoy your day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 05, 2020 10:52 AM (rpbg1)

419 China plans to use this info to create bioweapons designed to target specific ethnic groups.

Given that the plutocracy is spread across a fairly wide ethnic spectrum, how is that supposed to be accepted by the philosopher kings who are convinced that they are destined to rule over all of us?

Besides, those same ethnic groups have some of the hottest bikini models and desirable sex objects - and we know the plutocracy LOVES spreading their seed around in young and beautiful children - mostly white.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 10:52 AM (C+evo)

420 The actual math is that the margins for Trump WERE so much higher, and that was why multiple cities and states had coordinated shut-downs across time zones.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 10:53 AM (4lxb3)

421 416 Ordered my Christmas present today.

https://tinyurl.com/yy5nrnds

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:51 AM (gtJ22)

Sweet. I'm still hoping Santa brings me what I want. I've been good (for certain values of good) this year.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 10:53 AM (nakwk)

422 You can't get rich by being elected to Congress.




Not without committing crime.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 10:54 AM (Y8GVo)

423 Just for the record, Starbucks is not a coffee.

Posted by: Anthony at December 05, 2020 10:55 AM (lGXn6)

424 Sweet. I'm still hoping Santa brings me what I want. I've been good (for certain values of good) this year.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 10:53 AM (nakwk)

Whatcha gettin ?

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:55 AM (gtJ22)

425 406 I get angry at a whole lot of what goes in DC, but few things enrage me more than Muslim legislators. Being lorded over by Muslims makes me retch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2020 10:49 AM (BvLWD)

Ok, When I see women that have masked so willingly, i want to tell them that the next step is a burka. It enrages me. If anyone should revolt its women imho.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:55 AM (WekKK)

426 Just for the record, Starbucks is not a coffee.
Posted by: Anthony

Milkshakes for adults?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2020 10:55 AM (Rvt88)

427 Never could the Founders believe that a Biden could get elected, and in the way he might.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (9TdxA)


They would have projectile vomited at the thought of him having ever been elected US Senator (thank you again for the 17th amendment, Uniparty jizzmops) for a single term. The Delaware GOP has to be the most inept bunch of retarded monkeys inflicted on the Republic.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:56 AM (y7DUB)

428 The Hyundai "Smaht pahk" Super Bowl commercial was the best thing ever for the Boston accent.

https://tinyurl.com/som5nw8

Its perfect because everyone in the commercial is a native, so they're not faking it. Mom's side of the family is from those parts, and I lived and worked in Boston for all of the 90s, so I can always tell if its faked. Most people fake it badly, and I end up embarrassed for them.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 10:56 AM (OssQ4)

429 Of course women will the be branded as Islamophobe if they resist masks for that reason.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:56 AM (WekKK)

430 Ok, When I see women that have masked so willingly, i want to tell them
that the next step is a burka. It enrages me. If anyone should revolt
its women imho.


The ones that piss me off the most are the ones with damn flowers and decorations on them.

Yeah, celebrate your Maoist muzzles, proles.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 10:57 AM (Y8GVo)

431 Ahh, just finished my truckstop mug of french press coffee. Even with the insulated mug I usually have to reheat at least once before I finish it. Even with selecting for low acid (Coffee Bean Direct) I still add cream. I know all the black coffee drinkers are shaking their heads the same way I do with the co-worker who adds cream to green tea, but I like what I like.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 05, 2020 10:57 AM (Aashi)

432
The dates are in the Constitution, which is intent on getting a POTUS in place.



Never could the Founders believe that a Biden could get elected, and in the way he might.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (9TdxA)

Not true. The only date in the Constitution is January 20 which is set by the 20th Amendment as the end of the sitting President's term. All other dates are solely statutory.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 10:57 AM (946rW)

433 "Or we could, you know, not let them cheat and steal elections"

I agree. But, I don't know how to do that before December 14. We knew they were going to cheat this time, and yet, we couldn't / wouldn't do anything to stop it.

I support many prosecutions culminating in long prison terms. Also, the MAGA Nation should start targeting the elected positions that supervise the voting.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at December 05, 2020 10:57 AM (9X60i)

434 They would have projectile vomited at the thought of him having ever been elected US Senator (thank you again for the 17th amendment, Uniparty jizzmops) for a single term. The Delaware GOP has to be the most inept bunch of retarded monkeys inflicted on the Republic.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:56 AM (y7DUB)
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You will be hearing frm our lawyers on Monday.

Good day, sir!

Posted by: Retarded Monkeys at December 05, 2020 10:57 AM (Uhu8A)

435 They would have projectile vomited at the thought of him having ever been elected US Senator (thank you again for the 17th amendment, Uniparty jizzmops) for a single term. The Delaware GOP has to be the most inept bunch of retarded monkeys inflicted on the Republic.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 10:56 AM (y7DUB)

One county has foisted Biden upon this world.

One.Single.Stupid.County.

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:58 AM (gtJ22)

436 403: A "conventional" analysis would point to the GOP and the Trump campaign being lax on the Democrat's success in gutting voter integrity measures due to COVID. Mass mail-in balloting; sue-and-settle tactics to negate signature verification, etc.
That, plus the Democrats probably committed unrestricted ballot harvesting, targeted to Philly / Detroit / Milwaukee / Atlanta. Even in those jurisdictions where its illegal, it just proved impossible to stop when you had mass, unsolicited mail-in ballots and drop boxes everywhere.

Posted by: Revenant at December 05, 2020 10:58 AM (+nZa8)

437 Being forced to wear a mask is like being forced to wear a burka. Really! Tell me what the difference is?

Posted by: lin-duh at December 05, 2020 10:58 AM (UUBmN)

438 lol. you can do a search by region and see that Latin America is more European than Europe and North America.
Japan is Japanese. and so on.

I don't see much European Christian men representing North America and Europe. Wonder why?

Had enough yet? or is there a conservative case for genocide?

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:58 AM (+ObfJ)

439 Well, time to get on with my day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2020 10:58 AM (mzC78)

440 424 Sweet. I'm still hoping Santa brings me what I want. I've been good (for certain values of good) this year.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 10:53 AM (nakwk)

Whatcha gettin ?
Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:55 AM (gtJ22)

Probably bitter disappointment.

I am looking forward to giving my kids their presents this year though. Being able to get some nice things that they wanted without fear of being unable to afford it or the shame of not being able to get them is a welcome change.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 10:59 AM (nakwk)

441 Or we could, you know, not let them cheat and steal elections instead of acting like this is over, lifelong concerned conservative.
Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:50 AM (gtJ22)


No shit. Trump won this bitch by at least ten points. When they rig the vote, the answer is not "vote harder".

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 10:59 AM (cxvn3)

442 The Great Reset community is in your face.

https://www.younggloballeaders.org/community

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:59 AM (+ObfJ)

443 The ones that piss me off the most are the ones with damn flowers and decorations on them.

Yeah, celebrate your Maoist muzzles, proles.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 10:57 AM (Y8GVo)

I find the Trump ones counterintuitive. Huh. Lets celebrate freedom with a mask.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 10:59 AM (WekKK)

444 Sweet. I'm still hoping Santa brings me what I want. I've been good (for certain values of good) this year.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 10:53 AM (nakwk)



Whatcha gettin ?

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 10:55 AM (gtJ2
I think Insom wants PDT to invoke the insurrection act. I too would never ask for another Christmas present if Santa brings that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 11:00 AM (946rW)

445 54

Was thinking while water is boiling, what time exactly did the 5 states all stop their vote counting? The Georgia surveillance video show the woman at 10pm called to stop, thought day after election in Pa Philadelphia stopped at 11pm but not sure exact time.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 09:19 AM

So I just put gathered the data for Pennsylvania in my Excel sheet and compared each of the largest counties to how they voted in 2016.

What stood out to me is that Trump actually gained votes in Philadelphia County compared to 2016.

He lost Philadelphia County by 475,277 votes in 2016.
He lost Philadelphia County by 471,050 votes in 2020.

(If Wikipedia vote counts are up to date.)

Trump won PA by 44,292 votes in 2016.
Trump lost PA by 81,660 votes in 2020.

A swing of 125,952 votes.

Here are the counties where Biden increased the most from 2016:

Allegheny: +63,142
Bucks: +37,652
Chester: +40,690
Delaware: +29,021
Lancaster: +24,754
Montgomery: +63,429

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, where everyone seems to be focusing, Biden only had a 3% increase in votes from 2016 (+19,765). Almost every other county in PA, he had 20% or higher.

The same situation happened in Michigan. Wayne County (Detroit) was where Biden did the least improvement from 2016.

Is part of the Democrat fraud strategy to get Trump's Legal Team to focus on what seemingly would be the obvious areas of fraud -- big cities -- while they did their major fraud in every other area of the states?

So when they find no or little fraud in the big cities, they reject the effort to overturn the states. While they have hidden all their fraud in every other large counties in the states.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2020 11:00 AM (Do5/p)

446 aight imma bout go hang me som them xmas lice yo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 11:00 AM (4lxb3)

447 If I owned Somalia and Hell, which I do, I'd live in Hell and rent out Somalia.
Posted by: Satan at December 05, 2020 10:44 AM (rpbg1)


Nice use of comma and apostrophe, S!

Posted by: Flyover... at December 05, 2020 11:00 AM (Rbu5d)

448
Maybe, just maybe, it is time for the MAGA
Nation to go beyond "they cheated" and figure out what went wrong
because the margins for Trump should have been much higher.



It could be possible that riding around in expensive pickup trucks
flying blue line flags and punisher decals may not be sufficient to
persuade a majority of voters.



I know, damn me for a heretic.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at December 05, 2020 10:48 AM (9X60i)

What do the margins matter? The point being asserted is that the numbers were changed by vast margins to give Biden the victory, despite his margin of loss being enormous.

How can you possibly believe that, in an election where so many votes were cast, in which so many reports of destroyed or waylaid votes have come to light, that this could possibly be a matter of 'ugh, stop being such 'murican rednecks, Trump voters'?
Level with me, are you in the bargaining phase of your grieving process, are you a moby, or just a fool?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 05, 2020 11:01 AM (j7uQs)

449 I have a Soulhand tea steamer. It uses a metal basket, like a coffee percolator, to get the water up into the tea. Has a timer and three settings for different types of tea. I really like it, so much that I'm tempted to get another for when this one breaks.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 05, 2020 11:01 AM (YynYJ)

450 ??Look at this 2004 list of youngish notables. Interesting, no? Probably should remember these people and add to the list.

https://tinyurl.com/y45ujnng



Buttigieg is in there -- he's been active in a lot of these globalist organizations for many years, including Ploughshares, Aspen Institute, and a Lefty veteran's org. He was sold to us as an aw shucks small town mayor an patriotic military dude. Obama 2.0.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2020 11:01 AM (bDqIh)

451 411 @403...not a heretic. Just a well-meaning, credulous dunce.

I'll accept that. Entirely possible.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at December 05, 2020 11:01 AM (9X60i)

452 446 aight imma bout go hang me som them xmas lice yo
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 05, 2020 11:00 AM (4lxb3)

How do you construct nooses small enough to do the job?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 11:02 AM (nakwk)

453 I am looking forward to giving my kids their presents this year though. Being able to get some nice things that they wanted without fear of being unable to afford it or the shame of not being able to get them is a welcome change.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 10:59 AM (nakwk)

I hear that !

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 11:02 AM (gtJ22)

454 442

The Great Reset community is in your face.

https://www.younggloballeaders.org/community

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:59 AM

Looked at that yesterday when it was shared on Twitter exposing Crenshaw as a globalist fraud.

Tulsi Gabbard, Peter Buttgieg and Mark Zuckerberg are all on there for North America. Some guy Alex Soros was on there as well. Not sure if he is any relation to George Soros.

But I read that the guy who runs that organization is also the creator of The Great Reset.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2020 11:02 AM (Do5/p)

455 Cannibal Bob - YES!


I absolutely loathed the MAGA muzzles at the Trump rallies.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 11:03 AM (Y8GVo)

456

Dan Crenshaw is a textbook example of what the SOF community calls a 10 percenter.

10% of the community may be technically competent operators but they're absolute scum bags. They will smile to your face then steal your wife and rape your dog.

The community hates Crenshaw he has a vile reputation.

Posted by: Some Dude at December 05, 2020 11:03 AM (ZdXHb)

457 Allegheny: +63,142


Start there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 11:04 AM (zI9dG)

458 I don't see much European Christian men representing North America and Europe. Wonder why?

Had enough yet? or is there a conservative case for genocide?
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:58 AM

Of course there is. Its so much part of the platform that it gave them the much-deserved "Cuck" label.

"Take my wife while I watch, replace me in the family" is the exact microcosm of "Take my country while I watch, replace me in my nation."

Its the same thing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 11:04 AM (OssQ4)

459 @346
Yes, it would appear we are surrounded by a panopticon of traitors and saboteurs.
And what was said upthread about giving up...

Everything is completely out of my hands.
I live in NJ.
I have emailed my Senators, Corey Booker, Bob Menedez and Rep. Mikie Sherril, as well as my Governor Phil Murphy, Democrats all, I haven't gotten anything back yet, I'm sure they will correspond.

I have also attempted to email the GA SOS, GOV and AG, sadly they haven't gotten back to me either, I'm sure they too will at some time.

If you call the GA Gov phone number: 800 GEORGIA, it goes straight to recorded message and getting a human on the phone is akin to a landing on the Sun.

Bottom line, if you don't live in one of the affected states, there's nothing you can do.

And also, this is all out of Trumps hands as well, its up to state legislatures, inferior courts and SCOTUS at this point.

Unless and until a couple hundred thousand people descend on the state houses of the affected states, nothing is really going to move the needle.

So who's organizing that?

I know there is a Trump rally in GA today, that rally needs to happen at the Governors mansion and state house.


Sucks, but that's where we are.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2020 11:04 AM (ztzef)

460 Unless you are in a coffee-producing country, you
cannot get locally sourced coffee. People who are not in Ethiopia,
Colombia, Hawaii, who also talk about locally sourced coffee beans
really need to wrap their pretentiousness around their ignorance and
stuff them both up their noses.



There is something about food and drink that turns people stupid.



I want to go into some shop that insist that everything they churn
out is "locally sourced" and demand to know from where they get their
wheat for their bread as I see no wheat being grown for many miles
around. (For one example)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 10:45 AM (/0HPZ)


There was a hotel on the Oregon coast where the owner's wife had done a medical mission to Colombia and was growing a coffee bush in the atrium.
However most of the locally sourced coffee is either hype or locally roasted and still actually hype.

One of my dreams is to set up a low temperature geothermal greenhouse and grow guavas and coffee and winter tomatoes.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2020 11:04 AM (WyVLE)

461 Wisconsin Supreme Court showed the way for any judicial bodies to get out of making what they are worried will be an unpopular ruling - they claimed there were just sending it to the lower courts first.

Of course, the lower court will ask for briefs in 30 days, and then 30 days to amend the response, and then 30 days to consider, and then sometime around summer they'll dismiss the case as moot since Biden and Harris will have been in office for 6 months already. Judge Sullivan showed all of us the blueprint this year, and the DC Circuit upheld all of his delaying games.

Justice delayed is Justice denied, and that's the plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2020 11:04 AM (V2Yro)

462 I hear that !
Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 11:02 AM (gtJ22)

Yep. I felt intensely guilty and ashamed when birthdays and Christmas rolled around for a while there. None of them are greedy or ungrateful, but it was still killing me inside.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 11:05 AM (nakwk)

463 Being forced to wear a mask is like being forced to wear a burka. Really! Tell me what the difference is?

Nobody would know if:
you don't shave your legs, have nothing decent to wear, don't care about your weight or muscle tone, are having a bad hair day, are shoplifting, got recently beat-up, or carrying a sawed off shotgun.

For starters...

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 11:05 AM (C+evo)

464 I absolutely loathed the MAGA muzzles at the Trump rallies.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 11:03 AM (Y8GVo)

...and thats what they are, aren't they? MUZZLES. That's the term that should be used for them. In fact, even if I can understand what a masked person said I say "I'm sorry, I couldn't understand that."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 11:06 AM (WekKK)

465 lol. you just kicked the hornet's nest here. Here come the Conservative lawyers to explain to why these dates are etched in stone.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:40 AM (+ObfJ)


It's not just lawyers think that's not who WE are!

Posted by: RNC Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 11:06 AM (87oRe)

466 I called it, video on GP shows Ruby running the same ballots through at least 3 times.
I'm glad someone is paying attention.
Surely Ruby and her daughter as well as the other two in the video are in custody and singing.
Also Alito put the PA case off until after Dec 8 (requires Gov/dems to respond by Dec 9) meaning the PA results are "still in despute" and can't use the safe harbor law for elector selection. Should be the same for several states that will still be in dispute.
Plus according to Amistad Project, the only actual Constitutional time limitation is inauguration day.

Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 05, 2020 11:06 AM (LBiyC)

467 "Them" referring to my kids, of course.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 11:06 AM (nakwk)

468
PA legislators send letter to US Congress asking them to deny Biden the electoral votes for PA

https://tinyurl.com/y65p9mvm

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2020 11:07 AM (DJFLF)

469 >>Some guy Alex Soros was on there as well. Not sure if he is any relation to George Soros.


His son, and the one who appears to be taking over his dad's political activism.

https://www.instagram.com/alexsoros/

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2020 11:07 AM (bDqIh)

470 Justice delayed is Justice denied, and that's the plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2020 11:04 AM (V2Yro)

Comrade, your "betters" ALWAYS have a plan!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 11:07 AM (87oRe)

471 Forgot to look at Powerline week in pictures, all but John Hindraker there are getting off my list.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 11:07 AM (9sWOw)

472 PA - it was mail-in voting. That's why Biden 'gain' was smeared thinly across the state.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 11:08 AM (BUhz7)

473 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2020 11:08 AM (MVjcR)

474 @471
Scott Johnson's not so bad, but the Mirengoff never trumper can go horsefuck himself.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2020 11:09 AM (ztzef)

475 Look at this 2004 list of youngish notables. Interesting, no? Probably should remember these people and add to the list.

https://tinyurl.com/y45ujnng

This is why @MariaBartiromo didn't want to know when Rudy produced evidence on Fox. You are all Scum.
@DanCrenshawTX (See pic)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 10:33 AM (R1LMN)

My concern with this is that the picture shows 2004 with Crenshaw wearing an eyepatch? He wouldn't have had one back then. Just an observation

Posted by: Fanoogeee at December 05, 2020 11:09 AM (ectFj)

476 Is part of the Democrat fraud strategy to get Trump's Legal Team to focus on what seemingly would be the obvious areas of fraud -- big cities -- while they did their major fraud in every other area of the states?

So when they find no or little fraud in the big cities, they reject the effort to overturn the states. While they have hidden all their fraud in every other large counties in the states.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2020 11:00 AM (Do5/p)

You wouldn't miss votes as much in Red precincts because, well, Trump won them.

Some switching, some lost Trump votes, a little old fashioned stuffing here and there could add up.

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 11:09 AM (gtJ22)

477 Unless and until a couple hundred thousand people descend on the state houses of the affected states, nothing is really going to move the needle.

So who's organizing that?


Sucks, but that's where we are.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2020 11:04 AM (ztzef)


Thats my problem - I couldn't lead a group of sailors to a whorehouse. And I'm not really a peaceful protest kinda' guy. Too angry and ill tempered.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 05, 2020 11:09 AM (cxvn3)

478 I have also attempted to email the GA SOS, GOV and AG, sadly they
haven't gotten back to me either, I'm sure they too will at some time.

If
you call the GA Gov phone number: 800 GEORGIA, it goes straight to
recorded message and getting a human on the phone is akin to a landing
on the Sun.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2020 11:04 AM (ztzef)


Thomas Bender... the Governor's office is at 1-404-656-1776 and the SoS number is 1-404-656-5030. I will not bother passing on the Lt. Gov's number because they do not answer and the mailbox is full (at least every day last week it was).


The Governor's staff will eventually answer and it has been tremendously cathartic yelling at them every day. The SoS's office will sometimes answer and sometimes not.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 11:09 AM (946rW)

479 Howdy, gub-guy!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 11:10 AM (OssQ4)

480 473 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2020 11:08 AM (MVjcR)

Coffee brewing before, and burkas just recently.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 11:10 AM (WekKK)

481 In fact, even if I can understand what a masked person said I say "I'm sorry, I couldn't understand that."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 05, 2020 11:06 AM (WekKK)


Had a store employee attempt to hassle me.
I said I am deaf, can't understand a thing you are saying, and have to lip read, so you need to take your mask off so I can hear you!

He left me alone rather than take off his mask!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 11:11 AM (87oRe)

482 I'm still in the coffee stage of the morning.

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2020 11:11 AM (MVjcR)

483 473 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2020 11:08 AM (MVjcR)

And lo, Weasel didst "sup" with his disciples.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 11:11 AM (nakwk)

484 My concern with this is that the picture shows 2004 with Crenshaw wearing an eyepatch? He wouldn't have had one back then. Just an observation
Posted by: Fanoogeee at December 05, 2020 11:09 AM (ectFj)


And that cuntbag Rapinoe with purple hair.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 11:12 AM (zI9dG)

485 Figured this would fit in the coffee thread. looking for an espresso or cappuccino machine for under two hundred fifty dollars. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

Posted by: SidV at December 05, 2020 11:12 AM (fejWR)

486 Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 11:11 AM (nakwk)
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Sup, bro?

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2020 11:12 AM (MVjcR)

487 Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 11:10 AM (OssQ4
--------
And a hearty GT howdy to you!

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2020 11:13 AM (MVjcR)

488 My concern with this is that the picture shows 2004 with Crenshaw wearing an eyepatch? He wouldn't have had one back then. Just an observation
Posted by: Fanoogeee at December 05, 2020 11:09 AM

It was a training eyepatch, maybe?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 05, 2020 11:13 AM (OssQ4)

489 @478
I'll give those numbers a whirl, I assume they are not answering on the weekends, but I'll try.

Bottom line is though, as I said, this is all mostly out of our hands, the fix, apparently, is in, all up and down the power structure.

So what we are truly witnessing is, appropriately defined, a Coup DeTat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2020 11:14 AM (ztzef)

490 475

My concern with this is that the picture shows 2004 with Crenshaw wearing an eyepatch? He wouldn't have had one back then. Just an observation

Posted by: Fanoogeee at December 05, 2020 11:09 AM

The organization was started in 2004.

They award people each year. Crenshaw's year was 2019.

So it's real.

Here is the page on which Crenshaw is shown as a community member from 2019:

https://bit.ly/36LNNII

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2020 11:14 AM (Do5/p)

491 Lying in bed this morning thinking about the mask mandates and how the hell a piece of cloth became magic.
And how it became a political demarcation --with the Left in favor and the Right perceived to be against.

Am I the only one here who thinks that if Trump had ORDERED a nationwide mask mandate in March and DEMANDED complete compliance, that the same people who now damn him for not doing just that would have FOUGHT it so much that today going MASK-Less would be a marker of the Left?

They are the RESISTANCE after all.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2020 11:14 AM (HrMC1)

492 "On this 21st anniversary of the great event, we will do a yuge and luxurious reenactment of the Ceausescu trial... Joe and Kamala will play the roles of Nicolae and Elena."

----- Trump's Christmas address, in my dreams

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2020 11:15 AM (BvLWD)

493 Bottom line is though, as I said, this is all mostly
out of our hands, the fix, apparently, is in, all up and down the power
structure.

So what we are truly witnessing is, appropriately defined, a Coup DeTat.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2020 11:14 AM (ztzef)

If we do not fight it by any means necessary, we get what we deserve.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 11:15 AM (946rW)

494 Forgot to look at Powerline week in pictures, all but John Hindraker there are getting off my list.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 11:07 AM (9sWOw)


Fuck that site in particular. The only thing they were good for was covering the Justine Damond murder case. Otherwise they seem to be indistinguishable from the rest of the state of rocket surgeons who elected Jesse Ventura, Al Franken and Keith X statewide.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 11:15 AM (y7DUB)

495 466. That just kills me. Counting machines don't have to be complicated but they should have some function to read a ballot # to block them from counting the same ballot more than once.

Oh and whomever is saying 4 states couldn't hold an honest election. Pish. You think OR and CO - both all mail in ballots for years now are honest? I'm not sure what all kind of cheating goes on in OR, but in CO they mail out ballots AND have same day registration and a month of in person voting so the hacks can register an Manual Labor without proper ID as many times as needed. And our worthless GOP let them set up to cheat easily with nary a peep. Nobody says anything about this cheating because it is assumed that the states are blue anyways and that is probably true but the Donks still cheated mightily to run up their margins.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 05, 2020 11:16 AM (Aashi)

496 Like Michigan and Georgia Trump's lead was held, in Pa the most even at 700-800,000 until the massive vote dumps, but convinced the algorithm had alot to do with it as much as ballot stuffing

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2020 11:17 AM (9sWOw)

497 They cheat in all 50 states.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 11:17 AM (zI9dG)

498 Bottom line is though, as I said, this is all mostly out of our hands, the fix, apparently, is in, all up and down the power structure.
So what we are truly witnessing is, appropriately defined, a Coup DeTat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2020 11:14 AM (ztzef)


For far too many people in power, if enough money and even more power are involved, their morals, ethics, and oaths get defenestrated rather quickly!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 05, 2020 11:17 AM (87oRe)

499
No shit. Trump won this bitch by at least ten points. When they rig the vote, the answer is not "vote harder".


Apparently vote tampering, fraud and rigging are perfectly legal activities.

We should do so ourselves and school them on how its done.

Why screw around with loser GOP candidates who really are beholden to plutocrats and hate We The People.

If we are going to jump in and do the fraud game, lets go all out and have write-in candidates for all the offices, national down to local.

lets not accept the "choices" we are given by the machine. Our candidates, even the local ones, should have a winning margin measure by millions of votes.

The write-in local sheriff in a county of four thousand people should win the election by at least fifteen million votes.

If the New Normal is flood the system with "votes", as a computer professional, I can definitely write hijack code that commits all of the bit-coin mining operations and google servers into generate trillions of votes for the candidates we want.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 05, 2020 11:18 AM (C+evo)

500
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2020 11:00 AM (Do5/p)

here is an analysis that describes the fraud in the collar counties

https://tinyurl.com/y3k5yxp2

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2020 11:19 AM (DJFLF)

501 486 Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 11:11 AM (nakwk)
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Sup, bro?
Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2020 11:12 AM (MVjcR)

Not too terribly much. Got a few things to do today but trying to keep it low-key. How about you? Going to visit WeaselAcres today?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 11:19 AM (nakwk)

502 @495
With mail in voting, you know what goes out, you know what comes in and with extended deadlines you can make up any difference you need.

The only path to a honest and secure vote starts with a physical person, with ID, casting a physical vote, under the watchful eyes of partisan observers.

We also need an EC structure superimposed on the states themselves to blunt the fraud factor of large cities.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2020 11:20 AM (ztzef)

503 468
PA legislators send letter to US Congress asking them to deny Biden the electoral votes for PA

https://tinyurl.com/y65p9mvm
Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2020 11:07 AM (DJFLF)

Show them a copy of the Constitution which says that the State Legislatures have that power.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 11:20 AM (/0HPZ)

504 >>They cheat in all 50 states.


Yes. Motor voter, sanctuary cities/states make it so easy. I recall a year or so ago there was a story about refugees who settled in Nebraska or Kansas getting a welcome package from the state that included voter registration forms.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

505 Show them a copy of the Constitution which says that the State Legislatures have that power.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 11:20 AM (/0HPZ)

I'm sure Sen Mastriano has this all gamed out. He with some other PA reps met with Trump the day before Thanksgiving. I don't get the feeling these guys are flying blind.

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2020 11:22 AM (DJFLF)

506 They cheat in all 50 states.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 11:17 AM (zI9dG)


Maybe but Ohio went exactly like I thought it would even with increased mail voting. Maybe my assumptions had some cheating baked in but I don't think that can be proven one way or another.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 11:22 AM (y7DUB)

507 They cheat in all 50 states.





Yes. Motor voter, sanctuary cities/states make it so easy. I recall a
year or so ago there was a story about refugees who settled in Nebraska
or Kansas getting a welcome package from the state that included voter
registration forms.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

There will be an election fraud suit filed in VA this coming week.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 11:23 AM (946rW)

508 KT has a Nood

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at December 05, 2020 11:23 AM (9sWOw)

509 Re: Georgia -- anyone mention the Louffler staffer who died in a fiery car crash yesterday? He had previously worked for Perdue and was dating Kemp's daughter.
Just. . . odd.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

510 I also love the Smaht Pahk ad. The only thing I wish they'd added was Scituate as a place that he pahked the cah.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 05, 2020 11:23 AM (fTtFy)

511 here is an analysis that describes the fraud in the collar counties

https://tinyurl.com/y3k5yxp2
Posted by: kallisto


BUT THERE'S NO EVIDENCE!!

Posted by: The Cajun Detective Agency at December 05, 2020 11:24 AM (CJihP)

512 Coffee?
I drink instant. Korean coffee packs. Tasters Choice, Maxim, French, etc.

I understand that that's not the same as"real" coffee. However, it's what I like. My taste buds were altered after six months of chemo.
I hope you all enjoy your favorite seasonally-appropriate beverages this holiday season.

Posted by: setnaffa at December 05, 2020 11:25 AM (eaJqd)

513 The Trump let them cheat by not stopping them from cheating approach is not a convincing one.
I get it, I wish it didn't happen either. However, it did. It was obvious, and comments about campaigning errors are meaningless because trump actually won.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 05, 2020 11:25 AM (+2xjH)

514 489 So what we are truly witnessing is, appropriately defined, a Coup DeTat.

my grandfather once showed me a residence for chickens that had been made by my grandmother during the depression using her fiber arts skills.

that's right, i witnessed a coop de tat

Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2020 11:25 AM (tmNLh)

515 >> I also love the Smaht Pahk ad. The only thing I wish they'd added was Scituate as a place that he pahked the cah.


Why not Wistah? Or PBD?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2020 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

516 Kallisto I assume the letter is just to hold them off but seems to me the Legislature just votes they are the ones who are going to vote and do it, no approval by anyone else needed.

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at December 05, 2020 11:26 AM (9sWOw)

517 Maybe but Ohio went exactly like I thought it would even with increased mail voting. Maybe my assumptions had some cheating baked in but I don't think that can be proven one way or another.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 11:22 AM (y7DUB)

Thought FL and OH had some decent mail in voting guidelines in place.

The swing states ran there's like a go kart with the governor removed.

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 11:26 AM (gtJ22)

518 That is good stuff, kallisto.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 11:27 AM (z36Kd)

519 the same people who now damn him for not doing just that would have
FOUGHT it so much that today going MASK-Less would be a marker of the
Left?


Which is why I wanted him to make that into our marker.

Too little, too late.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 11:27 AM (Y8GVo)

520 Theirs, for fuck's sake....

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 11:28 AM (gtJ22)

521 NON-TRANSPARENT BY FORCE. full stop.

https://twitter.com/kelliwardaz/ status/1335225504899739649

The 2020 election was #NonTransparent by force. #Bullying to cheat. #StopTheSteal

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 11:29 AM (+ObfJ)

522 Daughterinlaw was hospitalized for Chinaflu. As of now, I am relieved because she is 7 1/2 mos pregnant and monitoring oxygen levels and baby health seems better in hosp.

Anything I should really tell son to monitor as far as care?

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2020 11:30 AM (MIKMs)

523 Re: Georgia -- anyone mention the Louffler staffer
who died in a fiery car crash yesterday? He had previously worked for
Perdue and was dating Kemp's daughter.

Just. . . odd.

Posted by: Lizzy


Yeah. Whether or not it is conspiracy linked, the problem is going to be that Loeffler and Kemp now have a semi-valid excuse to crawl back under their rocks and avoid being held accountable.

We really needed Trump here for a rally last Saturday. Bannon blamed his absence on bad advisors.

Who knows.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 11:30 AM (Y8GVo)

524 497 They cheat in all 50 states.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2020 11:17 AM (zI9dG)

In TX the State Dems in the Legislature are all about "voter access" laws to increase "voter access".

Beware of Leftists who speak of "access".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2020 11:31 AM (/0HPZ)

525 Oh and whomever is saying 4 states couldn't hold an
honest election. Pish. You think OR and CO - both all mail in ballots
for years now are honest? I'm not sure what all kind of cheating goes
on in OR, but in CO they mail out ballots AND have same day registration
and a month of in person voting so the hacks can register an Manual
Labor without proper ID as many times as needed. And our worthless
GOP let them set up to cheat easily with nary a peep. Nobody says
anything about this cheating because it is assumed that the states are
blue anyways and that is probably true but the Donks still cheated
mightily to run up their margins.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 05, 2020 11:16 AM (Aashi)


Selma Pierce, the Oregon legislator who was just run down in a traffic accident and killed, was agitating for auditing the the Oregon SOS mail in voter procedures

this is proof of nothing. But she won't be calling for audits anymore.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2020 11:31 AM (WyVLE)

526 The Trump let them cheat by not stopping them from cheating approach is not a convincing one.

Doesn't the Constitution say that states conduct elections by their rules or standards? All the people saying that DJT should have sent an army of federal monitors seem to miss that point, leaving aside the logistics of knowing exactly where the cheating would happen.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2020 11:31 AM (y7DUB)

527 Thought FL and OH had some decent mail in voting guidelines in place.

The swing states ran there's like a go kart with the governor removed.
Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 11:26 AM (gtJ22)

Wisconsin also has a really good system, it was developed specifically to make it difficult to cheat. Problem is some counties didn't follow guidelines. I guess that part makes the system faulty.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 05, 2020 11:31 AM (+2xjH)

528 509 Re: Georgia -- anyone mention the Louffler staffer who died in a fiery car crash yesterday? He had previously worked for Perdue and was dating Kemp's daughter.
Just. . . odd.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

He worked for Purdue before that
Crash was a huge a fiery blaze the media captured. he died. others lived with injuries.
Message was sent.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 11:32 AM (+ObfJ)

529
Not too terribly much. Got a few things to do today but trying to keep it low-key. How about you? Going to visit WeaselAcres today?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2020 11:19 AM (nakwk)
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Laying low here too. Need to write the gun thread later. No farm this weekend, hopefully next!

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2020 11:32 AM (MVjcR)

530 500

here is an analysis that describes the fraud in the collar counties

https://tinyurl.com/y3k5yxp2

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2020 11:19 AM

Well, shit, what I just did this morning in Excel was done by someone apparently weeks ago (11/16/20 is the report date) already.

Well, at least I know my analysis is good, as this report comes to the same conclusions as I did with the comparison to county results in past elections.

Thanks for sharing that!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2020 11:33 AM (Do5/p)

531 Daughterinlaw was hospitalized for Chinaflu. As of
now, I am relieved because she is 7 1/2 mos pregnant and monitoring
oxygen levels and baby health seems better in hosp.



Anything I should really tell son to monitor as far as care?

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2020 11:30 AM (MIKMs)

Prayers up MBQ for both your DiL and your grandbaby. I do not know if quinine drugs are contra-indicated for pregnant women but, if I were your son, I would be inquiring closely about the efficacy of whatever medications they give your DiL.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 11:34 AM (946rW)

532 Yeah. Whether or not it is conspiracy linked, the
problem is going to be that Loeffler and Kemp now have a semi-valid
excuse to crawl back under their rocks and avoid being held accountable.

We really needed Trump here for a rally last Saturday. Bannon blamed his absence on bad advisors.

Who knows.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 11:30 AM (Y8GVo)


Yay, no they do not have such an excuse. It could have been Kemp's kid that dies and I would still be riding his ass on a daily basis to do his damn job.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 11:37 AM (946rW)

533 https://twitter.com/LLinWood/
status/1335248821551558658

There are traitors in our midst.
@GaSecofState
and
@GabrielSterling
are guilty of aiding and abetting foreign interference in our national election.

Brad and Gabriel are on the payroll of Communist China. Follow the money. Connect the dots.

Brad and Gabriel are traitors.

Lock them up.
7:45 AM

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 11:37 AM (ZQ/FE)

534 died not dies.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 05, 2020 11:38 AM (946rW)

535 ===The Trump let them cheat by not stopping them from cheating approach is not a convincing one.

People who don't read the primary sources are very convincing either.

EO 13848. read it.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 11:40 AM (ZQ/FE)

536 Whether or not it is conspiracy linked, the
problem is going to be that Loeffler and Kemp now have a semi-valid excuse to crawl back under their rocks and avoid being held accountable.


Perdue, too. The kid was formerly an intern or something for Perdue.

Dec 5th, D5, this could be the beginning. Anybody going to Valdosta airport today? Could be a rockin' rally.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 11:40 AM (lIIT7)

537 dang

Jane D'oh knows Gabriel personally.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 05, 2020 11:41 AM (Y8GVo)

538 Brad & Gabriel are on the payroll of Communist China. Follow the money. Connect the dots.

Brad & Gabriel are traitors.

Lock them up.


I do wish that Lin Wood wouldn't hold back so much!

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 11:42 AM (lIIT7)

539 EO 13848. read it.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 05, 2020 11:40 AM (ZQ/FE)

I've read it Bat.
The post about flying flags on the back of pickup trucks not convincing voters to vote for you post set me off...
As if not campaigning at all and hiding in the basement is going to turn into an effective campaign strategy. Boggles the mind.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 05, 2020 11:43 AM (+2xjH)

540 Uh-oh, serious nood up. Might have to put on my thinking cap.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2020 11:46 AM (3fR4G)

541 There is an election being stolen in his state, and this is what the dipshit is tweeting about.

His tweet before this is a retweet of Erick Erickson stating that the election wasn't stolen.

Gabriel Sterling
at_GabrielSterling


This 7 pound pork belly has been brining for over 8 days... has to air dry in the fridge for a couple of more days then it goes on the smoker to finalize the bacon making process. Bacon

11:11 AM - Dec 5, 2020 from Sandy Springs, GA - Twitter for iPhone

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2020 11:46 AM (Do5/p)

542 Looks like Gabriel Sterling is a NeverTrump asshole.

https://bit.ly/2VGMh4p

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2020 11:48 AM (Do5/p)

543 Thought FL and OH had some decent mail in voting guidelines in place.



The swing states ran there's like a go kart with the governor removed.

Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2020 11:26 AM (gtJ22)
Plus, didn't Florida and Ohio finish their counting of mail-in votes the night of the election? I don't think they allowed for extra days/weeks after the election to continue counting/finding ballots.

Posted by: sillyme at December 05, 2020 11:58 AM (RPGAd)

544 Little late to the discussion, but UPS just delivered my coffee beans. So, I thought I'd add my current coffee making setup. I get two lbs. of Peets Coffee single source beans mailed once a month. Get it from their website not at local store. Free shipping and slight discount if you sign up for a subscription. Fresh roasted weekly out of Alameda CA and sent 2-4 days after roasting (probably best for western states if you want it freshest). Had Aged Sumatra and Papua coffee so far (both great). I use a hand grinder to grind the beans to coarse drip to use w/a Clever Dripper (like a pour over cone w/paper filter and an immersion French Press combined with a plug that releases the coffee when you sit it on your mug - Holds about 18 oz - 2 tbsp ground per 6 oz). So good! I am going to have make some more now w/the fresh beans (plain Sumatra this time).

Posted by: RoastedCA at December 05, 2020 03:51 PM (JOV2V)

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