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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Theo van Rysselberghe
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 01, 2020 09:30 AM (zWGCW)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:31 AM (na0uG)
I read that as the MILF...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
Nice but too imitative of Seurat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (2HlYg)
Posted by: dantesed at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (na0uG)
Can't jump down, turn around, mill a bushel of corn without it.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
That painting. Im a big fan.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (8XRCm)
I read that as the MILF...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
JJ step away from the Xtubes
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
That's a fair point, but it is executed well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (SScvq)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (ufFY8)
I've seen photos of that raised type of mill from Eastern Europe, but didn't know they were used in Western Europe as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (H5knJ)
Looks like a color blind test to me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Grass.
Sky.
Trees.
Looks like a road on the right side.
Guys, I'm not finding any tits.
How do we know it's art if there aren't any tits?
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 09:34 AM (2HlYg)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:34 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 09:34 AM (ZQ4sC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
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Kay Seurat Seurat ??
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:34 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2020 09:34 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 01, 2020 09:35 AM (SScvq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:35 AM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 01, 2020 09:35 AM (SScvq)
Enter at own risk.....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 09:35 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 09:36 AM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
All the clouds are on the left side, and there's an obvious line that
divides the right-most fifth of the image from the rest. It's oddly
distracting.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 09:36 AM (ZR7kf)
That's the bad side of town.
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2020 09:36 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 09:36 AM (ZR7kf)
The windmill is highly effective at it's job.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:36 AM (JWCyv)
I read that as the MILF...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
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The MILF is Dulcinea. She's probably just off-screen
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2020 09:36 AM (mZUr4)
Painting is fine.
But I do not understand the construction of the windmill.
Center post with splay legs out to pier footings?? That things gonna tip over.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Or maybe a sniper position.
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 09:37 AM (2HlYg)
Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM (SScvq)
Designed/built to turn w/wind.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 09:35 AM (hYcqw)
Magilla Gorilla?
https://youtu.be/AWqGNvenO5c
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at December 01, 2020 09:32 AM (ufFY
The MILF at KILF
Used to be a sylph
eating Dutch cheese
has produced quite a sleeze
Yada yada I'm not Muldoon
Posted by: motionview at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (pYQR/)
Posted by: dantesed at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (AwYPR)
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The steps built into the side say otherwise.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 09:35 AM (hYcqw)
I think he never used green, but closely spaced blue and yellow dots.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:39 AM (JFO2v)
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I read that as the MILF...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
JJ step away from the Xtubes
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:33 AM
Monica: Ohhh, I *knew* you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You're probably just gonna catch her just as she's about to go to the gate. You're gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And she's gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Ross: I *am* a good kisser.
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 09:39 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:40 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (zr5Kq)
A good stiff wind from the rear will send it flat on it's face?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 09:40 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2020 09:40 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2020 09:40 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:41 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2020 09:41 AM (K5agK)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 09:41 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at December 01, 2020 09:41 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:41 AM (zr5Kq)
still seems it would be a major problem, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dino at December 01, 2020 09:42 AM (esrIA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 09:43 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 09:43 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: IC at December 01, 2020 09:44 AM (Nyumu)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 09:44 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Dino at December 01, 2020 09:42 AM (esrIA)
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That thing weighs dozens of tons. It aint turning in the breeeze.
The steps built into its side wont move.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:44 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:44 AM (JWCyv)
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (8XRCm)
Retractable.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 09:44 AM (t+qrx)
It's on planet Smorfulus in the Zerg system.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JD at December 01, 2020 09:45 AM (+fjIe)
Because no one cares about what's in her head.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Would not jugs be more appropriate?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 09:44 AM (t+qrx)
I think it's located on a shelf somewhere.
Posted by: dantesed at December 01, 2020 09:45 AM (88xKn)
The stairs don't extend all the way to the ground. They're floating, which allows them to spin with the mill.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2020 09:45 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: hogmartin
Its Gina Haspel's hometown
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 09:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 09:46 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2020 09:46 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 09:45 AM (arJlL)
or burial place depending
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 09:47 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 09:46 AM (TdMsT)
The Germans come through every couple of years and blow everything up. Any structure is temporary.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 09:47 AM (1ISKN)
'Tis the first chilly morning here since last February or March. ("You remember those, don't you? Fifty years ago, it seems, and I remember it like it was yesterday --") People here find 38 F. to be bitterly cold. My reply: "There's this new technology. It's in all the stores now. It's called coats and jackets."
Fen, if you're here, I watched the black kitten video at home last night. It was so short -- maybe 2-3 seconds! How could the poster determine what the kitten was actually doing in such a short space? But I liked the kitten and asked my black cat, "Did you look like that at six weeks?"
He gave me a hard look. I imagined it meant, "No. I was good-looking."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2020 09:47 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 09:47 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2020 09:34 AM (ufFY
Good point. Better to use gears and a line shaft to bring the power to where it can be conveniently used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 09:47 AM (mzC78)
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Try floating your stringers on your deck stairs and see how that works....
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:48 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: J Wick at December 01, 2020 09:48 AM (Ssszw)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2020 09:48 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 09:49 AM (dQF3z)
maybe there's some secret unlocking scenario you need a bunch of random pages to discover
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 09:49 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 09:49 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President
(Waves) "He's over here !"
- Trebek's mom
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (arJlL)
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2BR, river vu - a limerick
A floating windmill down along the draw
Without any joists or planking, that I saw
Though we have no place to walk
You should hear my realtor talk:
"This here is a house without a flaw!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: fixeruppper---
It's a big fan.
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 09:49 AM (dQF3z)
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Finally.... SOMEONE gets the pun.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (dQF3z)
Seems to me that if you bought the painting, you should get to pick the frame.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 09:51 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:48 AM (8XRCm)
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 09:51 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President
(Waves) "He's over here !"
- Trebek's mom
Posted by: JT
*le snort
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:51 AM (na0uG)
Here's a pic of a rotating windmill.
Posted by: Dino at December 01, 2020 09:52 AM (esrIA)
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:40 AM (Ojki1)
Threadwinner?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 09:52 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 09:53 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ziba at December 01, 2020 09:53 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at December 01, 2020 09:41 AM (qyH+l)
Then dump the cheap-ass steel in the US.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:40 AM (Ojki1)
Threadwinner?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 09:52 AM (TdMsT)
What did socialist use before candles? Electricity
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (Vhoaq)
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 09:53 AM (XxJt1)
Obviously a grain mill. Don't you get the grist of the painting?
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)
+++++++++++
When it comes to punning, Archer clearly has his nose to the grindstone!
(hey, I tried and you get what you pay for ...)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (hYcqw)
What did socialist use before candles? Electricity
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
Yep yep yep
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)
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Some guys can barley appreciate art.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: t-bird
The blade on the lower right looks like a trenching tool.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (BvLWD)
I do have a question. Is the narrow frame showing an actual frame or is it painted as part of the picture? I ask because it matches the paint colors and patterns on the sides of the mill.
Posted by: JTB at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
Rope-ladder?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 09:56 AM (AwYPR)
Here is the Donkey-Chompers Cortez idea of the future that answers the question: What did you use for energy before windmills?
Answer: Electricity.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 09:56 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 09:53 AM (XxJt1)
"Mill" itself usually means "grain mill". Hence, "millstones". And putting it on a ridge takes advantage of stronger, more predictable winds there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 09:56 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: dantesed at December 01, 2020 09:56 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (BvLWD)
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You should start writing mad libs about the cucks. They'd be LIT.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 09:56 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
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Sprint circles around the thing untill you're done in ???
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:57 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)
Wheat are you saying? This is turning into a real grind.
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 09:57 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Hans Brinker at December 01, 2020 09:57 AM (V/NuE)
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)
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Some guys can barley appreciate art.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
Please, let's not start with the corny puns so early in the day!
Posted by: J Wick at December 01, 2020 09:58 AM (Ssszw)
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)
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Some guys can barley appreciate art.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
Please, let's not start with the corny puns so early in the day!
Posted by: J Wick
Puns are what separates the wheat from the chaff.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:58 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 09:59 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 09:49 AM (JFO2v)
I think Richard Kiley was most famous for the being in that role.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (SxN4F)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 09:51 AM (hYcqw)
Throw in a Tomato Musher and Turnip Twaddler and you've got yourself a deal.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (DTX3h)
It was unbelievable I had to shut it off
Posted by: vizzy at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (R/9t3)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (a7pmO)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (zr5Kq)
You moved the headstones BUT YOU DIDN'T MOVE THE GRAVES!!!
Posted by: Steve Freeling at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (02b6n)
@LLinWood
Coward Kemp @BrianKempGA
@GovKemp
goes to his bench of liars pinch hits Lt. Gov. @GeoffDuncanGA
who reads the Kemp script of lies on the Liar of Liar Networks CNN.
These corrupt people are clueless as to how angry GA Patriots are over their corrupt actions.
LOCK THEM ALL UP.
But hey! be sure to vote in that run-off !
Covid inside trader Chicom Kelly Loeffler is our "firewall"!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:01 AM (JWCyv)
Here is the Donkey-Chompers Cortez idea of the future that answers the question: What did you use for energy before windmills?
Answer: Electricity.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 09:56 AM (HaL55)
The most efficient storage of excess wind energy is guess what? WATER
Pumping water up to a lake that then has electric turbines is most effective system to date.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 10:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
Provides dependable wind for the AOC Memorial Wind Farm down in the next valley!
Posted by: J Wick at December 01, 2020 10:01 AM (Ssszw)
Posted by: JTB at December 01, 2020 09:55 AM (7EjX1)
Dunno, but here's a Seurat I took a picture of at the DIA. The painting extends onto the frame, so I assumed the same was done here. I've left it at the original (yuge) dimensions instead of resizing it so you can zoom in.
https://stoatnet.org/diaseurat.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (El2dZ)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (nUhF0)
...you can't see the florist for the trees!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (m45I2)
Lin Wood
at_LLinWood
Good morning.
Our country is headed to civil war. A war created by 3rd party bad actors for their benefit - not for We The People.
Communist China is leading the nefarious efforts to take away our freedom.
at_realDonaldTrump should declare martial law.
We the People Convention
We the People Convention Calls on Trump to Invoke Limited Martial Law to have military conduct a national re-vote...
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10:00 AM - Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (SxN4F)
I think Kiley was the stage actor. However I saw Robert at the State Fair of OK when about 15 YO.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (JFO2v)
Um, no - a fan is a "propeller," a windmill has an "impeller."
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Erik Errorickson at December 01, 2020 10:03 AM (0DAT4)
Posted by: Steve Freeling at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (02b6n)
Guess what we're using for millstones...
Posted by: J Wick at December 01, 2020 10:03 AM (Ssszw)
We have nothing to fear with Joe Biden in the White House.
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Over under on him making it past the Fourth of July ??
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:03 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:04 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2020 10:04 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (Ggb9q)
Windmill has "blades"....pumps have impellers.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 10:04 AM (AwYPR)
Over under on him making it past the Fourth of July ??
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:03 AM
Hell, I don't see him making it past the 4th of February.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:04 AM (Do5/p)
...you can't see the florist for the trees!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (m45I2)
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Reminds me of the story about the group of monks who moved into town and set up a flower shop. They were so ruthless in their business methods that they gradually put all the other flower shops out of business.
Eventually, the town had to call in Hugh to save itself from the monks' monopoly because Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2020 10:05 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2020 10:05 AM (02b6n)
...you can't see the florist for the trees!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (m45I2)
His apprentice, who did all the heavy work of toting the flower bulbs up the stairs to the mill, later emigrated to Washington State, and founded the town of Humptulips.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:05 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: fixeruppper---
It's a big fan.
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 09:49 AM (dQF3z)
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
GOOD NIGHT
Posted by: MORBO at December 01, 2020 10:05 AM (t+qrx)
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While he's at it, can he also call for President Trump to declare that Kate Upton swing by my place with a 4K theatrical release of Star Wars and a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle?
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:05 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 10:02 AM (JFO2v)
Yes Kiley was probably most famous in that role on stage. Peter O'Toole was in the movie version that I don't think was all that good. I didn't know that Goulet played the part. I always associate him with Camelot.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 10:05 AM (SxN4F)
Is that true though? Is it a Civil War if we are actually fighting China and China's American proxies?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (JWCyv)
You moved the headstones BUT YOU DIDN'T MOVE THE GRAVES!!!
Posted by: Steve Freeling at December 01, 2020 10:00 AM (02b6n)
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And they built a turkey farm where the headstones once stood.
Catch this summers star studded blockbuster Disney release...... "Poultrygesit"
"Theyre ba-a-a-a-ck"
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (8XRCm)
Mitchell made the comments on Monday on "Andrea Mitchell Reports," pointing out that Biden had suffered the injury on Saturday but didn't disclose it to the public until later.
"It was also notable, you know he fell, playing with his dog Major, we're told, on Saturday, it wasn't until Sunday that the White House pool knew that he was going somewhere, and then it turned out to be a doctor, you know, for an x-ray, and then they needed more imaging, so CT scans," Mitchell said.
"They weren't as forthcoming as you would hope they would be with the press pool that's supposed to cover them," she concluded.
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (22mNy)
https://youtu.be/VyWF5zrQnNY
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:03 AM
Hell, I don't see him making it past the 4th of February.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
24th of January.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:07 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2020 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
Mitchell made the comments on Monday on "Andrea Mitchell Reports,"
pointing out that Biden had suffered the injury on Saturday but didn't
disclose it to the public until later.
"It was also notable, you know he fell, playing with his dog Major,
we're told, on Saturday, it wasn't until Sunday that the White House
pool knew that he was going somewhere, and then it turned out to be a
doctor, you know, for an x-ray, and then they needed more imaging, so CT
scans," Mitchell said.
"They weren't as forthcoming as you would hope they would be with the press pool that's supposed to cover them," she concluded.
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (3aI0K)
Comrade Andropov has a slight cold. Stop asking questions about it Comrade Mitchell or it's Siberia time.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 10:07 AM (SxN4F)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 10:05 AM (SxN4F)
I always associate him with Elvis shooting his tv.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 10:08 AM (AwYPR)
Sydney Powell--filing lawsuits, working for free
Multimillionaires in the GOP--send us money!!
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 01, 2020 10:08 AM (UpcCK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020
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Or Richard Kiley (the original B'way Man of La Mancha); or Jim Nabors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2020 10:08 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (nakwk)
https://youtu.be/VyWF5zrQnNY
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (HaL55)
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"One aught flay rod's gone out askew on treadle!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (dfRN6)
Or did Hans just jam a clog in it?
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2020 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
They furled the sails.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (AwYPR)
Or did Hans just jam a clog in it?
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2020 10:07 AM (FhXTo)
I think they furled the sails. Really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (mzC78)
Why does it matter which dog it was, or even that it was a dog?
A detail to give the lie verisimilitude.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (ufFY8)
A real farm to stable operation.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (YA914)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 10:10 AM (BvLWD)
Or did Hans just jam a clog in it?
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Jansen has to climb out on the wind vanes and shorten the sails.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:10 AM (e7/oJ)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (CQ3Qb)
Have the WuFlu tests come back yet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:11 AM (mzC78)
A real farm to stable operation.
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True, but most Dutch windmills are working sump pumps.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:11 AM (e7/oJ)
I always associate him with Bart's treehouse casino:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 10:11 AM (El2dZ)
Or did Hans just jam a clog in it?
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Jansen has to climb out on the wind vanes and shorten the sails.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020
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The hell I will. Let the stunt double do it.
Posted by: David Janssen at December 01, 2020 10:12 AM (yvr3o)
Only 250 attended, down from 2,000 last year. 41 have tested positive so far.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:09 AM (CQ3Qb)
Have the WuFlu tests come back yet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:11 AM (mzC7
It took 10 comments and a whole two minutes before someone made that joke. Disappointing.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:12 AM (CQ3Qb)
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Between shit like this and Powell's looniness, I wouldn't be surprised if both of them are on Biden's payroll.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:12 AM (22mNy)
As the Empress has said, Erickson should "shut the fuck up forever".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 10:10 AM (BvLWD)
That seems like some oddly specific knowledge you have.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2020 10:12 AM (ZfRYq)
Or did Hans just jam a clog in it?
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Jansen has to climb out on the wind vanes and shorten the sails.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020
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The hell I will. Let the stunt double do it.
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The stunt double only has one arm!
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:12 AM (e7/oJ)
I left without saying anything because I was going to be arrested
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (sfhL4)
Lin Wood--filing lawsuits, working for free
Sydney Powell--filing lawsuits, working for free
Multimillionaires in the GOP--send us money!!
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 01, 2020 10:08 AM
That was my first thought when I initially read the call for people to "donate to Trump's defense fund".
On the one hand... no. Why do a bunch of millionaires and billionaires need money from people who are faced with a future of the Deep State turning this country into a socialist hell hole. Better to hang on to every penny, because we could need it.
On the other hand, if 74 million people voted for Trump, then if each voter donated just $10, that would be $740 million for the defense fund.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (Do5/p)
Andy Swan
@AndySwan
·
24m
Last night my teenage child said
"Everything about life is just fake now. Virtual life. What was 14? Nothing to remember, it was just all fake."
You lockdown people have NO IDEA what damage you are doing to an entire generation.
yes, our country is rotten to the core thanks to hollywood, the msm and social media, and public education
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020
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The hell I will. Let the stunt double do it.
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The stunt double only has one arm!
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020
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Somebody is paying attention!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (JFO2v)
Kind of an ugly windmill, but other than that, I like it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (sfhL4)
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"It's hideous. I'll take it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:12 AM (e7/oJ)
YOU PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 01, 2020 10:14 AM (ZfRYq)
Is that true though? Is it a Civil War if we are actually fighting China and China's American proxies?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:06 AM (JWCyv)
How does that expression go? -- Embrace the power of "and".
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 10:14 AM (Fs5vw)
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/
status/1333472689042956291
Well, this was a true delight. Listen to me,
@daxshepard
, and Monica chat about living in the spotlight, the presidential transition, and the messiness of being human on
@ArmchairExpPod
-available wherever you get your podcasts.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:14 AM (vPzhp)
Excuse me, COVID cases surge, they do not spike.
Posted by: top doctor at December 01, 2020 10:14 AM (El2dZ)
Posted by: Guy who has to rotate the mill at December 01, 2020 10:15 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 10:15 AM (H5knJ)
MSNBC viewers argue that Mitchell is too old and feeble to cover Joe Biden, because she reported how Joe Biden is not allowing his feeble old ass to be covered by the media.
Try and wrap your head around that.
Mitchell is too old.
Joe Biden is not.
-Democrats.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:15 AM (ZR7kf)
What do you call those teeny-tiny blades on the nose of the Me-163? It's an impeller to provide electrical power for the rocket propelled aircraft. Terminology changes depending on whether the fluid is air or liquid.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:15 AM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM (e7/oJ)
Biden All-Female Communications Team Won't Tell Nation What's Wrong, Nation Should Already Know
https://tinyurl.com/y375cp6u
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM (Izzlo)
On the other hand, if 74 million people voted for Trump, then if each voter donated just $10, that would be $740 million for the defense fund.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (Do5/p)
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If you read the fine print, 60% of donations to the "defense fund" can be used for other purposes, such as retiring campaign debt. It's a grift.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Silent at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM (CrU4U)
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Is that Ox or Big Horse?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM (e7/oJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y375cp6u
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM (Izzlo)
Nasal coffee lavage
Thanks for that.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2020 10:17 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020
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That part sounds great, but as I recall he was in constant pain from his leg wound, and often had to catch a bus to get around.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2020 10:17 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM (e7/oJ)
Gozu and Mezu?
Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 10:17 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:17 AM (5FCda)
No.
No no no no no no no no no no no.
You chose not to side with Donald Trump. For four years you stonewalled him, criticized him, backstabbed him, insulted him, and slow-walked every pro-American program and plan he put forth. Now that you're on the cusp of fraudulently getting rid of him and returning the party back to being nothing more than a token opposition/fundraising enterprise, you come to me with hat in hand, expecting me to pony up?
FUCK YOU!
I am no longer a republican.
I am a Trump voter.
You want my vote?
Support Trump.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:17 AM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:15 AM (Ggb9q)
Turbine blades.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (8XRCm)
This is not a good look. Also the very concept of martial law in the US is infirm.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (Ggb9q)
Get me my lance!
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The same thing Joe has been thinking since Jill started reading him Cervantes bedtime stories.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (Do5/p)
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If you read the fine print, 60% of donations to the "defense fund" can be used for other purposes, such as retiring campaign debt. It's a grift.
Posted by: Asshoes
That doesn't instill confidence or give a warm fuzzy.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (na0uG)
Biden All-Female Communications Team Won't Tell Nation What's Wrong, Nation Should Already Know
https://tinyurl.com/y375cp6u
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM (Izzlo)
SEXIST!
CIS-NORMATIVE!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!
Posted by: Triggered SJWs at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (02b6n)
Posted by: PaddyBeaner at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (nl80Z)
https://hooktube.com/
watch?v=9BjFjKeYKDo
Far more complex than I would have guessed. You'd think the Dutch would be the last people to say, "oh, yeah, let's go back to wind power"
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (vyAx2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:10 AM (e7/oJ)
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Famke Janssen can shorten my sails anytime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020
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That part sounds great, but as I recall he was in constant pain from his leg wound, and often had to catch a bus to get around.
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I test drove a MG Midget when I was 18. The salesman had to ride with me. It was then that I realized he had a wooden leg (just like my uncle). I felt really bad about the whole thing. I did like the Midget, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (e7/oJ)
Who ARE you people.????
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020
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IS THAT A CHICKEN JOKE???!!!
Posted by: Joanne Worley at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (yvr3o)
You want my vote?
Support Trump.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:17 AM (ZR7kf)
I agree, no vote, no money, no name on a petition. No more failure theater actors.
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (ONvIw)
Lin Wood--filing lawsuits, working for free
Sydney Powell--filing lawsuits, working for free
Multimillionaires in the GOP--send us money!!
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 01, 2020 10:08 AM
That was my first thought when I initially read the call for people to "donate to Trump's defense fund".
On the one hand... no. Why do a bunch of millionaires and billionaires need money from people who are faced with a future of the Deep State turning this country into a socialist hell hole. Better to hang on to every penny, because we could need it.
On the other hand, if 74 million people voted for Trump, then if each voter donated just $10, that would be $740 million for the defense fund.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (Do5/p)
Unpopular opinion - everyone knows Trump has no chance to remain President, and this is all just a fundraising scam
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (Izzlo)
Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec
Surprise, CNN!
Jeff Zucker immediately shut down the conference call when O'Keefe revealed he was there and was going to release the tapes of those calls for 2 weeks tonight at 7.
worms
https://tinyurl.com/y44ecq9j
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (sfhL4)
Let's see what happens next.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (5OAz2)
I had no idea this was scheduled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 10:20 AM (l0Lgi)
Trust in God, and remember to pray that His will be done.
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I dont pray that his will be done. That leaves me off the hook and relegates one to the status of spectator.
I pray that I can be an instrument to do his will.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:20 AM (8XRCm)
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They and the Spanish dropped that bullshit once they realized they were burning more coal to insure electricity as a backstop to Wind Power.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:20 AM (e7/oJ)
From the Babylon Bee:
Biden All-Female Communications Team Won't Tell Nation What's Wrong, Nation Should Already Know
https://tinyurl.com/y375cp6u
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:16 AM
WH Press Corps: So how is President Biden today?
Biden WH Press Secretary: He's fine.
WH Press Corps: And how are things going with his first 100 days agenda?
Biden WH Press Secretary: They're going fine.
WH Press Corps: Aren't you going to give us more details than 'fine'?
Biden WH Press Secretary: I shouldn't have to tell you, you should already know.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:20 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:21 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (Izzlo)
How many begs for money do you get daily.
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:21 AM (ONvIw)
Who ARE you people.????
Posted by: fixeruppp
***********
Your wish is my command:
Ypres le Deluge - a limerick
A Dutchman named "Amsterdam Mike'
Had a row with his wife, and such-like
She.came home to discover
He had stolen her lover
She caught him with his finger in the dyke!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:21 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (Izzlo)
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Send me just $10 and I'll prove this to be a lie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
be used for other purposes, such as retiring campaign debt. It's a
grift.
Posted by: Asshoes
Correct. Also, using the same lawyer for multiple lawsuits in multiple states seems to indicate they're not spending a lot of money on the legal challenges. In 2000 Bush and Gore must've had a 200 lawyers each on the ground in FL within 4 days.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:21 AM (CQ3Qb)
Let's see what happens next.
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The beauty of Open Borders Barter Town is there is no sheriff. Justice can once again make an appearance.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:22 AM (e7/oJ)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Bowling champion at December 01, 2020 10:22 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 10:20 AM (l0Lgi)
Don't you watch WLOS?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 10:22 AM (AwYPR)
The only I can say is that a friend once took me to the Frick to see Rembrandt's "Self-Protrait" (of course I had to just look up the name) which was startling deep and real.
But in the basement, they had a collection of Rembrandt's pre painting sketchings which I found more interesting.
I always thought the masters just got up in front of a canvass and did their thing. But I've come to learn that no, there planning stages and dry run sketches and years spent learning under masters.
I guess modern 'artists' have it better cause peeing in a cup is a lot easier than all the above.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 10:22 AM (fLpTX)
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:19
You're saying Trump is defrauding his base?
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at December 01, 2020 10:22 AM (5OAz2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Consumer Reports found those have an issue with unreliable gravity regulators. Flung one tester halfway to orbit, it did. I'll stick with my Dillon-Wagoner spindizzy, thanks.
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 10:22 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:15 AM (Ggb9q)
Water pumps have impellers, as do turbochargers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:23 AM (mzC78)
Everyone who's been through high school since at least the 90s has heard the University pitch, usually from guest speakers they send out to try to recruit - a degree from a "good" school is the sole gateway to prosperity, there will be jobs lined up waiting for you, etc.
Let's apply the Lemon Laws. The product was clearly misrepresented and oversold, and can't be made to perform as advertised. Students would be entitled to redress, whether they took on loans or paid their own way.
Once the lawyers are done having an absolute field day, the multi-billion dollar endowments will be in tatters, the armies of redundant administrators will need to be cut back, and what universities aren't driven into bankruptcy will be far more motivated not to oversell and overproduce useless degrees.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 10:23 AM (0PmQt)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:23 AM (m45I2)
Andy Swan
@AndySwan
24m
Last night my teenage child said
"Everything about life is just fake now. Virtual life. What was 14? Nothing to remember, it was just all fake."
You lockdown people have NO IDEA what damage you are doing to an entire generation.
yes, our country is rotten to the core thanks to hollywood, the msm and social media, and public education
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:13 AM (sfhL4)
Why assume they "have no idea" when the very real possibility exists that they do in fact know the outcome, and that is making people less likely to be able to rebel, or rebel effectively.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:23 AM (Ojki1)
You're saying Trump is defrauding his base?
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at December 01, 2020 10:22 AM (5OAz2)
a legal defense fund is a legal defense fund, I'd contribute even if it was to defend against SDNY
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:23 AM (ONvIw)
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Well that just screams "my lawsuit has no chance of success" doesn't it?
I mean, if he was the defendant and the plaintiff was yelling "arrest the judge!" even he would say that's the cry of a loser that's losing.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 01, 2020 10:24 AM (UpcCK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Consumer Reports found those have an issue with unreliable gravity regulators. Flung one tester halfway to orbit, it did. I'll stick with my Dillon-Wagoner spindizzy, thanks.
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020
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"Who do you call if your lift belt fails in midair?"
"Dial 'emergency.' If someone answers before you hit the ground, scream."
-- Larry Niven, "The Soft Weapon" (1966)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2020 10:25 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (Izzlo)
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Not as unpopular as you think.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:26 AM (22mNy)
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Well that just screams "my lawsuit has no chance of success" doesn't it?
I mean, if he was the defendant and the plaintiff was yelling "arrest the judge!" even he would say that's the cry of a loser that's losing.
Posted by: RoyalOil
Unless there's a serious question about whether the other side bought the judge. And there's grounds for concern in this case, if you ask me.
No, I have no idea what's going on with any of this.
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 10:26 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 10:26 AM (tWnED)
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All you had to do was look at your HS teachers to know that was bullshit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:26 AM (e7/oJ)
*********
Yeah, it's already tilting!!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Oh waiter, I'd like something to drink...
***waits impatiently***
Donkey...Yo TEA!
{{{waits to see if anyone get's it}}}
Posted by: browndog at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (BgMrQ)
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Well that just screams "my lawsuit has no chance of success" doesn't it?
I mean, if he was the defendant and the plaintiff was yelling "arrest the judge!" even he would say that's the cry of a loser that's losing.
Posted by: RoyalOil
The tell was back when Trump authorized the GSA to release transition funds and the Pentagon to give daily a Presidential Security briefings.
No one wants to admit it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (na0uG)
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You know, those stories of the Turkish genocide of the Armenians in 1915 are all Islamophobic lies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
200+ comments and NOT ONE FINGER IN THE DYKE JOKE.
Who ARE you people.????
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:18 AM (8XRCm)
Never really had the urge to finger a dike!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (JFO2v)
Consumer Reports found those have an issue with unreliable gravity regulators. Flung one tester halfway to orbit, it did. I'll stick with my Dillon-Wagoner spindizzy, thanks.
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 10:22 AM
next, you're going to tell us that Cogswell Cogs are better that Spacely Sprockets...
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (6ccrz)
Testing positive is almost meaningless since the majority don't show symptoms, and the majority with symptoms don't die.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)
and euthanasia..
well mostly euthanasia..
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They're pretty handy with schnitzel.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (e7/oJ)
Had a row with his wife, and such-like
She.came home to discover
He had stolen her lover
She caught him with his finger in the dyke!
Now to the spouse sez Amsterman Mike
Tell me dear, what is here to not like?
Just take a quick shower
and then come on over
We can both have a finger in the dyke!
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020
*
*
So "propellers" are for liquid ("propellers" on a ship), and "impellers" are for air? Why then are the devices on the noses of 1940s aircraft called "propellers"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (yvr3o)
Kimberly Klacik
at_kimKBaltimore
Imagine tweeting this going from a net worth of $65k to $3M in one year as a "public servant" while dating someone else's husband.
You suffer from greed, drop the we.
Quote Tweet
Ilhan Omar
at_IlhanMN
15h
America doesn't suffer from scarcity - we suffer from greed. twitter.com/Public_Citizen...
9:54 AM - Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Some Moron at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (qlFIA)
The biggest take-away from the nightmare of 2020 - be it the 'Rona or the campaigns or the condition of the cities or the schools or whatever else - is "terrorism works."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 08:42 AM (hYcqw)
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9/11 was a tragic moment for Americans, and a learning moment for the left.
Anyone, feel free to show me where it wasn't a defining moment when their switch flipped and put us on the collision course to where we are today.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (nMXLX)
Martial law to fix this? I'm on board. Give us a better idea, other than just inaugurating President Joe goddamn Biden and bending over?
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (SScvq)
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:19
Oh no! I don't want to do politics in the art thread but just when I thought I was out they pull me back in!
This is an incredibly short sighted comment.
Even if there were no chance of pulling it out, roughly 47% of Americans (according to polls lol) and a non trivial amount of non Americans know this thing was stolen and if Trump had thrown in the towel, the media would have gotten away with memory holing the whole damn thing and we'd be bracketed as truthers, and have no hope of gaining traction in reforming the election process which is going to be the focus no matter what the outcome. And then there are quaint things only important to some like ... history and truth.
Trump's doing this for the children!
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (fLpTX)
Unpopular? Folks who sound like they're masturbating to the idea of a Biden presidency are in the majority here and have been since at least July.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (WekKK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:26 AM (e7/oJ)
Yep, but it's a predatory pressure sale tactic employed against teenagers. Pure sleaze. I'm very much morally okay with punishing them for it, especially since it'll decimate a leftist power center.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (0PmQt)
Posted by: Some Feminist at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (qlFIA)
They've got protesters outside, but none of Trump's legal team was invited to testify and the speakers (but for a former state senator who is speaking first) are limited to three minutes.
at least this guy speaking now is going hard and clear on the evidence
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (H5knJ)
The biggest take-away from the nightmare of 2020 - be it the 'Rona or the campaigns or the condition of the cities or the schools or whatever else - is "terrorism works."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 08:42 AM (hYcqw)
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9/11 was a tragic moment for Americans, and a learning moment for the left.
Anyone, feel free to show me where it wasn't a defining moment when their switch flipped and put us on the collision course to where we are today.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (nMXLX)
Terrorism isn't done because people don't expect it to produce results. Generally so long as the demands are actionable, they'll be met.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (Zm+LZ)
other side bought the judge. And there's grounds for concern in this
case, if you ask me.
No, I have no idea what's going on with any of this.
Posted by: Brother Tim
Me neither.
But I notice that all the legal eagles on this site COMPLETELY ignore the fact that all of this shit is being perpetrated by a foreign enemy. It's war. Not "overseas contingency " war but real invade your country and overthrow your fucking government war. Right here. In your face. In your neighborhood.
This ain't Judge Judy.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (JWCyv)
and euthanasia..
well mostly euthanasia..
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They're pretty handy with schnitzel.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (e7/oJ)
Briefly dated a Dutch chick. The sex was quite hot.
Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (s2VJv)
Trust in God, and remember to pray that His will be done.
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I dont pray that his will be done. That leaves me off the hook and relegates one to the status of spectator.
I pray that I can be an instrument to do his will.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:20 AM (8XRCm)
Agree. Too many want someone else to sacrifice for them; in the name of God, of course.
Like I said. We live in the age of chickenshits and girly men.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (Fs5vw)
Pray tell us what's "looney" about discovering that a national election has been stolen?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (HaL55)
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Of course it does. Various groups over the years wouldn't have switched to it if it did not.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (e7/oJ)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 10:29 AM (ZGrMX)
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Give me a fucking break man. I wanted Trump to win. I know there was fraud up the ass perpetrated by Dems. But I also live in the real world where there is no white knight riding to save the da. Scotus won't do shit and I have a better chance of becoming the next president than any state legislature overturning the election and appointing electors. It's a fucking fantasy.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (22mNy)
9/11 proved that. Sure, we blew up some goats and stuff, but Western culture lurched abruptly to "Muslims are our most holy people".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)
A propeller encourages the fluid to move.
An impeller demands that the fluid move.
A compeller forces the fluid to move!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: TheHoser at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (ptqGC)
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Wait until your kid sees the passport and check-in requirements at state borders, and the lockdowns for global warming.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (nMXLX)
Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (s2VJv)
Yall ever play dutch oven?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (JFO2v)
and euthanasia..
well mostly euthanasia..
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They're pretty handy with schnitzel.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (e7/oJ)
Briefly dated a Dutch chick. The sex was quite hot.
Sigh.
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If you married her your children would be a foot taller than you.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (e7/oJ)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (22mNy)
You mean like Durham will unleash the indictments??? Say it ain't so!!
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (ONvIw)
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*stares*
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (8XRCm)
Heh!
My day is complete!
Posted by: browndog at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (BgMrQ)
Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (s2VJv)
Yall ever play dutch oven?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (JFO2v)
That is NOT the same thing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (s2VJv)
Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (s2VJv)
Was she tall?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (AwYPR)
A friend of a friend filed a RICO act lawsuit against his law school for overselling the potential of his law degree. Never did find out what happened, but the range of RICO has been described as "Breathtaking."
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (Ggb9q)
Just like the Trump not being able to pull the best to work for him... seems like some folks just dismiss the very real threats that are hurled at anyone who dare work for Trump in any capacity other than two faced traitorous douche canoes.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (+2xjH)
Unpopular? Folks who sound like they're masturbating to the idea of a
Biden presidency are in the majority here and have been since at least
July.
Posted by: Ian S.
+1
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:33 AM (JWCyv)
I pray that I can be an instrument to do his will.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:20 AM (8XRCm)
I see no contradiction in praying that God's will be done and praying to be used as an instrument to do His will.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:33 AM (5FCda)
Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (s2VJv)
Was she tall?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (AwYPR)
In fact, yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:33 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (JFO2v)
Ruddering.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 01, 2020 10:33 AM (FKzZ0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 01, 2020 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (s2VJv)
So hot it set her wooden shoes on fire?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 10:34 AM (SxN4F)
Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:30 AM (s2VJv)
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Was her nickname Van??? or Dutch???
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:34 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at December 01, 2020 10:34 AM (nMXLX)
and euthanasia..
well mostly euthanasia..
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*combine windmills and euthanasia*
Call Starkist in the morning.
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:34 AM (WekKK)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (Ggb9q)
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If I were a judge my ruling would be 2 word: Caveat Emptor. If you're dumb enough to think a law degree in and of itself guarantees success in life, that's not the school's fault.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:34 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 01, 2020 10:33 AM (FKzZ0)
Not even gonna' ask.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (Ggb9q)
It would be - there's a whole education industrial complex that sells the fable.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM (0PmQt)
The former state senator speaking on fraud and saying "it's physically impossible for this precinct to count this many ballots in this short amount of time."
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM (OUMaO)
Sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Should've gone Double Dutch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)
against his law school for overselling the potential of his law degree.
Never did find out what happened, but the range of RICO has been
described as "Breathtaking."
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (Ggb9q)
So, if your friend was a crappy lawyer and lost the suit, would that prove the case???
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:36 AM (22mNy)
My experience with the Dutch is they are like Germans, but without the sense of humor.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 10:36 AM (22mNy)
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*stifle giggles at my desk*
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 01, 2020 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Ugh. hard to laugh at our total waste of money Light Rail here. Oh and they approved the extension. Fucktards.
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:37 AM (WekKK)
Posted by: Canibal Bob
********
Bob- you're a genius!
Make windmill vanes out of solar panels!!
Made out of uranium!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:37 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 10:27 AM (na0uG)
We're down to 2 options, because it seems pretty obvious that the GA and MI legislatures aren't gonna do dick and Trump can't keep Soros' meat-puppet from getting to 270 without them.
1) Cross the Rubicon
2) Trump eventually "concedes" and we lose
I get that, and why, Trump really doesn't want to go with Option 1, but it's the last chance we have - The Republic is dead in either case and I'll take Trump I as Emperor over the globalist kiddie-fucker all day and 2x on Sunday.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 10:37 AM (4Yddh)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:38 AM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:38 AM (e7/oJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:38 AM (JWCyv)
They always listen to Levin?
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:39 AM (ONvIw)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Kelf is nice but prefer Delf. Nice pottery and good bier.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:39 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 10:39 AM (RuIsu)
Ilhan Omar
at_IlhanMN
15h
America doesn't suffer from scarcity - we suffer from greed. twitter.com/Public_Citizen...
9:54 AM - Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:28 AM (Do5/p)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS OMAR WHO WANTS TO TAKE EVERYONE ELSE'S STUFF WHILE CALLING THEM GREEDY FOR SAYING "NO THANKS"
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at December 01, 2020 10:40 AM (qInne)
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Nah, bruh. We only get involved in county level stuff when two hairy gay dudes in Vermont want a clerk from Podunk, Kentucky to marry them.
- SCOTUS
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at December 01, 2020 10:40 AM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 10:37 AM (4Yddh)
There is an option that's a little short of crossing the Rubicon. Only a little.
The lawlessness surrounding the election is clear cause for invoking the Insurrection Act.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 10:40 AM (0PmQt)
Bob- you're a genius!
Make windmill vanes out of solar panels!!
Made out of uranium!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:37 AM (m45I2)
Wow, Seamus retirement allows you to really think this stuff through!*hat tip*
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:40 AM (WekKK)
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:40 AM (ONvIw)
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What's with the We Shit?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:40 AM (e7/oJ)
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Wait until your kid sees the passport and check-in requirements at state borders, and the lockdowns for global warming.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (nMXLX)
And that's only after the government gives it's permission to travel in the first place.
There's a shitload of surprises awaiting us if the dems pull this off.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (Fs5vw)
2) Trump eventually "concedes" and we lose
I get that, and why, Trump really doesn't want to go with Option 1, but it's the last chance we have - The Republic is dead in either case and I'll take Trump I as Emperor over the globalist kiddie-fucker all day and 2x on Sunday.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 10:37 AM (4Yddh)
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This is essentially my take as well. Whoever the next "president" is, he might as well be wearing epaulets, laurels and aviators. I'd rather have it be my guy.
The problem, though, is that Trump isn't that guy and never has been. If he were even half as dictatorial as the Left claims, there wouldn't be a living communist on this continent at this point. I really don't think Trump wants that job. He wants to be the chief executive of the Republic in which he was raised, not the dictator of that Republic's post-consent shell.
I would support him if he took that step, but I don't think he will. I don't think he's ever even considered it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution!
I was under the impression that links to interesting articles and viewpoints are still welcome here.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (JWCyv)
Used to be a sylph
eating Dutch cheese
has produced quite a sleeze
Yada yada I'm not Muldoon
Posted by: motionview at December 01, 2020 09:38 AM (pYQR/)
Damn. That reminds me. I gotta finish the Christmas poem. I do one every year.
Gawd. Deadlines!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)
Help me out with the lawyer comparisons to 2000... were those lawyers
doxxed and families threatened with death and career suicide as well?
Just like the Trump not being able to pull the best to work for
him... seems like some folks just dismiss the very real threats that are
hurled at anyone who dare work for Trump in any capacity other than two
faced traitorous douche canoes.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (+2xjH)
I don't buy that. Charles Manson was able to find a lawyer, as was every terrorist ever brougt to trial. It's easier to believe those law firms dropped out due to billing issues.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 10:40 AM (0PmQt)
Won't work; that's like stopping in the Rubicon halfway, making yourself an easy target.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (4Yddh)
Yeah, we can't do that. It would upset the left. They won by cheating, and we have to let that stand, no matter what. That way Republicans will never have to leave again, and will go to all the cool parties.
/I wish I was joking.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 10:42 AM (ZCiJZ)
Soooo why not show up in PA hearing to say that ?
Why did all your staff disappear from Linked In ?
Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 10:42 AM (tWnED)
I know a Dutch woman who is 6'4" and rather buxom. I once watched my
5'6" cousin greet her with a hug. He lingered several long moments
before coming up for air.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)
shoulda used a snorkel.
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:42 AM (WekKK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (JWCyv)
Interesting, but not a source of optimism, IMO. I want the "big reveal" not fiction from "the great one".
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:42 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
I like the composition, the color, the style and the landscape.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:43 AM (sfhL4)
Soooo why not show up in PA hearing to say that ?
Why did all your staff disappear from Linked In ?
Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 10:42 AM (tWnED)
++++++++++++
He can write an OpEd in the WSJ (and post a point-by-point on his website, which he did) without being under oath or surrounded by cops. The oath doesn't matter, but the cops possibly do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 10:43 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:43 AM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:43 AM (e7/oJ)
9/11 proved that. Sure, we blew up some goats and stuff, but Western culture lurched abruptly to "Muslims are our most holy people".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM
Yep. Within weeks, President Bush was taking C.A.I.R. leaders through airports to assure them that no one was unfairly treating Muslims, calling Islam a "religion of peace", etc., and the narrative of every media outlet was "OMG! The backlash of Americans against Muslims in America!"
And what happened after Black-Lives-Matter riots, looting, arson, etc? Massive support for Black-Lives-Matter by every single institution in the country.
What happened after antifa riots, looting, arson and attacks on police and monuments and statues? Massive support for antifa's requests by local politicians to give in to their demands and remove statues, monuments, etc.
Terrorism works. Rallies, protests (actual protests, not "mostly peaceful protests"), etc do not work.
Remember the caravan in June to Lansing, Michigan so Michiganders could shake their fists at... nobody, regarding Wretched's lockdown orders. Remember how well that worked to get her to end the orders.
Remember the TEA Party (Taxed Enough Already) and how successful they were with all their protests to get politicians to curb spending and taxing. Oh wait, that's right, they had no effect whatsoever.
The left knows how to get results: terrorism and massive election fraud.
The right still thinks we can peacefully protest and vote our way out of this.
Remember when the founding fathers peacefully protested and voted their way to independence from King George.
Neither do I.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:43 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 01, 2020 10:44 AM (zNpyh)
"It's hideous. I'll take it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
I like the composition, the color, the style and the landscape.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:43 AM (sfhL4)
is that pointillism? Cause thats not easy. tried it. Yikes. Now it gives me a headache.
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:44 AM (WekKK)
I had no idea this was scheduled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
JJ dint tell ya ?
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:44 AM (arJlL)
The lawlessness surrounding the election is clear cause for invoking the Insurrection Act.
I never would've thought I'd ever endorse that idea. But then again, I never thought we'd be forcing healthy people to quarantine themselves and cancelling kollidge football games simply because one player on one team happened to be in the same room with someone who "tested positive" for the flu.
I am fairly certain that at least half of the people on the planet have lost their minds at some point this year and are just drooling imbeciles that have to be taught how to fap. Especially Our Betters who have no bidness being anywhere close to the levers of power.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:45 AM (HaL55)
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Its pastels.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:45 AM (e7/oJ)
Exactly. It's silly. It's complete rationalization.
" I want the big reveal and I want it NOW!" - bitchy demanding brats.
Veruca Salt conservatives, man.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:45 AM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (TkHXu)
Meh.
My take.
Let it burn?? Set it on fire?? I dont really care. Im done.
Not another nickel... not another second of time... nothing ever again for the party. And....
I.am.done.voting.
For the first time in my life I am jaded on politics. A national election was staged. Half of the people in my so called party are OK with that and ALL of the people in the other party are ECSTATIC about that.
I am going to pull a Frodo Baggins and be done with the fight and try to live the rest of my life in some semblance of peace and enjoy the remaining time I have. I quit. I am NOT going to participate in this facade any longer.
"A republic if you can keep it".
Sorry Ben. We couldnt.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 10:19 AM (Izzlo)
=========
Send me just $10 and I'll prove this to be a lie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently
Send me $20 and I'll send ya some dirty pics
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:44 AM (WekKK)
It reminded me of Seurat, yes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (sfhL4)
I don't buy that. Charles Manson was able to find a lawyer, as was every terrorist ever brougt to trial. It's easier to believe those law firms dropped out due to billing issues.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (CQ3Qb)
I know you don't buy it... except for the countless reporting on the actual threats coming from the media itself.. did that happen with Manson too? Also, were lawyers lined up for that case of one person in one state? Not exactly a fair comparison.
Have you come off the networked Vote tabulation machines yet or still clinging to that canard?
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (+2xjH)
is that pointillism? Cause thats not easy. tried it. Yikes. Now it gives me a headache.
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Its pastels.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:45 AM (e7/oJ)
Created with dots.
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (WekKK)
If Trump declares martial law, they'll remove him and install Biden early. He may as well declare martian law--
I'm up for that.
Posted by: MarvintheM-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (dQF3z)
5'6" cousin greet her with a hug. He lingered several long moments
before coming up for air.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)
shoulda used a snorkel.
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:42 AM (WekKK)
Motorboot
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (gmo/4)
There's a shitload of surprises awaiting us if the dems pull this off.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (Fs5vw)
Considering the hellscape we already seem to be expecting, I don't even want to know what they're going to come up with to "surprise" us.
The only thing they could do that would be a surprise is if they actually did the Eric Swalwell "Nuke Flyover Country" thing.
Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (vmRc0)
Then 6 months later it (the music, not the video) showed up in an add for a driving video game (Can't remember which one. I'm old. Get off my lawn!!!).
Then a year after that it was available for download on Amazon...
Posted by: Smoot-Hawley at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (vAUy4)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (arJlL)
++++++++++
Of whom?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (hYcqw)
The right still thinks we can peacefully protest and vote our way out of this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:43 AM (Do5/p)
Comes down to the fundamental difference between the ideologies. One side sees The State as the alpha/omega for implementing societal change. The other sees The State as a necessary evil.
Thus, one side gets the best and brightest, and most ruthless and driven, while the other gets people who would rather be doing just about anything else but feel called to "serve".
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (4Yddh)
Veruca Salt conservatives, man.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:45 AM (JWCyv)
You'll be satisfied with an indeterminate date, maybe in a Durham, #two years, sorta style? Yeah, I want it now, not when it's too late and where getting there, man
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:48 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (+2xjH)
At least you know the difference between a voting machine and tabulating machine now. I've made some progress,
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:48 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:48 AM (WekKK)
The only thing they could do that would be a surprise is if they actually did the Eric Swalwell "Nuke Flyover Country" thing.
___
I apologize - I'm since been informed we actually need you serfs. So we'll only shoot a few of you now and then.
Carry on. And Stay Safe!
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 01, 2020 10:48 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 10:48 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 10:49 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:45 AM (e7/oJ)
Created with dots.
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In pastels you normally use small marks and then blend the colors. This one they didn't blend the color. Pretty sure Van Gogh first learned on pastels. He, like me, is a carver with a brush. Its why I didn't go into auto body work.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:49 AM (e7/oJ)
Posted by: MarvintheM-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 10:49 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:49 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 10:49 AM (dQF3z)
blend the colors. This one they didn't blend the color. Pretty sure Van
Gogh first learned on pastels. He, like me, is a carver with a brush.
Its why I didn't go into auto body work.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:49 AM (e7/oJ)
Ok.
Posted by: Canibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 01, 2020 10:49 AM (WekKK)
This is known.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 01, 2020 10:50 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:33 AM (5FCda)
You are correct; There is no contradiction in it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 10:50 AM (WkPC9)
The former state senator speaking on fraud and saying "it's physically impossible for this precinct to count this many ballots in this short amount of time."
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:35 AM
Geez. He better have more evidence than that claim/opinion.
Otherwise, it reminds me of this response Col. Jessup gave to Daniel Kaffee in "A Few Good Men":
Col. Jessep: Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was an early riser and liked to pack in the morning. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago. What I do know is that he was set to leave the base at 0600.
Now, are these the questions I was called here to answer? Phone calls and foot lockers? Please tell me you have something more, Lieutenant. These two men are on trial for their lives. Please tell me that their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:50 AM (Do5/p)
Remember the caravan in June to Lansing, Michigan so Michiganders could shake their fists at... nobody, regarding Wretched's lockdown orders. Remember how well that worked to get her to end the orders.
Remember the TEA Party (Taxed Enough Already) and how successful they were with all their protests to get politicians to curb spending and taxing. Oh wait, that's right, they had no effect whatsoever.
The left knows how to get results: terrorism and massive election fraud.
The right still thinks we can peacefully protest and vote our way out of this.
Remember when the founding fathers peacefully protested and voted their way to independence from King George.
Neither do I.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:43 AM (Do5/p)
Yes, but how much can we actually acknowledge that without breaking rules or jeopardizing the site's ad income?
Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 10:50 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:50 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:51 AM (JWCyv)
There's great testimony about vote flipping and no chain of custody, and the first question from a state rep is "but where is the evidence?"
He mentions the county in MI where the vote flipped and the state rep says "the clerk says that was just a glitch."
So yeah. This is just a bunch of people trying to cover their asses, vote against Trump, and go to sleep thinking they did due diligence.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:51 AM (ZR7kf)
At least you know the difference between a voting machine and tabulating machine now. I've made some progress,
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:48 AM (CQ3Qb)
I know you've purposly been vage around comments about it for weeks.. By trying to be clever you just show how disingenuous you are.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 10:51 AM (+2xjH)
Propellers free spin in the fluid.
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2020 10:51 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (e7/oJ)
- -
It is the most used appliance I have. Just picked up the XL version a few days ago so now I have two sitting side by side.
They are awesome.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (C+We0)
Then 6 months later it (the music, not the video) showed up in an add for a driving video game (Can't remember which one. I'm old. Get off my lawn!!!).
Then a year after that it was available for download on Amazon...
Posted by: Smoot-Hawley at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (vAUy4)
That song has been in Rush's bumper music rotation for ages.
Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (vmRc0)
" I want the big reveal and I want it NOW!" - bitchy demanding brats.
Veruca Salt conservatives, man.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
We might have a little more patience if we hadn't heard #TwoWeeks for four fucking years.
We are 28 days post election. Where the fuck is Barr and Durham with the indictments that they didn't want to release BEFORE the election so they wouldn't influence the election?
That ship has sailed. Where are they?
Don't tell me they can't do two things at once.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (e7/oJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 01, 2020 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/y2xflfw3
Posted by: Leeloo at December 01, 2020 10:53 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (arJlL)
++++++++++
Of whom?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
my neighbor's dog
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:53 AM (arJlL)
the first question from a state rep is "but where is the evidence?"
Unreal.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:53 AM (JWCyv)
Yes, you're such a star.
Enjoy your safe, secure, electronic 100% Democrat elections from here out.
Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 10:54 AM (El2dZ)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 10:50 AM (Do5/p)
What are you talking about? If a precinct reports a number that is literally impossible, you don't think that's worthy of remark in an opening statement?
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:54 AM (ZR7kf)
want to release BEFORE the election so they wouldn't influence the
election?
___
I'm gonna indict this ham sandwich today.
I'm being completely literal here - after I indict it I'm gonna eat it.
Wait, is there something you needed from me?
Posted by: AG Snack Barr at December 01, 2020 10:54 AM (qlFIA)
Don't tell me they can't do two things at once.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (na0uG)
Precisely. So I am left with the distinct impression that initial reports that he does not want "blowback" from Biden is 100% correct, not the "FSA" silliness and hopium.
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:54 AM (ONvIw)
Just like the Trump not being able to pull the best to work for him... seems like some folks just dismiss the very real threats that are hurled at anyone who dare work for Trump in any capacity other than two faced traitorous douche canoes.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 10:32 AM (+2xjH)
Back in 2000, it was rare for lawyers to be threatened and experts be destroyed if they fought for dads in court during custody cases, yet it is so common, they play failure theater instead or refuse to help at all if the dad has a pair of balls and a triple digit IQ.
If this regularly happens on he local level on courts across the country, how can anybody dismiss the fact that during a color revolution with commies trying to seize power, lawyers and witnesses are not being threatened and face violence?
People dismiss it because they are cowards or fight for the other team. it's not difficult to see this and see who does what.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:54 AM (vPzhp)
There's a shitload of surprises awaiting us if the dems pull this off
So true, and I can tell you many more communist unfathomable surprises that most Americans have not ever imagined exist just because they were born free and they take it for granted. The devil is in the details.
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at December 01, 2020 10:55 AM (fjF+G)
- -
It is the most used appliance I have. Just picked up the XL version a few days ago so now I have two sitting side by side.
They are awesome.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (C+We0)
Good to know. I think I will use it a lot too. We are trapped inside for the better half of the year due to harsh winters and just bad weather. The grilling will be fun.
The air fryer too. I have a bag of sweet potatoes just waiting to be fried.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:55 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (e7/oJ)
+++++++++++
Or 155mm howitzers with W48 tactical fissile ordnance...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 10:55 AM (hYcqw)
"A republic if you can keep it".
Sorry Ben. We couldnt.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (8XRCm)
They're not going to let you have peace. Everything you have will be confiscated. You'll be stacked in a brutalist apartment block like a chicken in a Chinese street market. You'll own nothing and eat bugs. Expressing dismay or disgust will be forbidden.
They will not let you be.
Politics may not be an effective solution anymore.
Fight or flight may be the only options left.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 10:55 AM (0PmQt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 10:55 AM (hYcqw)
https://tinyurl.com/y2xflfw3
I'm just sorry that's not a video call, I really would like to have seen the faces of the CNN idiots.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:56 AM (HaL55)
about it for weeks.. By trying to be clever you just show how
disingenuous you are.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 10:51 AM (+2xjH)
I haven't been vague at all. The problem I do have is that proper explanations for the crazy one-sentence conspiracy theories require wall-o-text comments that few are likely to read. That's how these stupid-assed conspiracy theories gain traction and stick around like herpes forever. Just wait, four years from now you'll still be saying the Chinese/Germans/Martians hacked the voting machines and stole the election for Biden. Just like the nutter Hillary folks. All I've done is try to prevent that.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:53 AM (arJlL)
++++++++
No bid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Shucks !
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:46 AM (arJlL)
++++++++++
Of whom?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
my neighbor's dog
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 10:53 AM (arJlL)
***
How about some glossy 8 x 10s of my colonoscopy?
In color?
Three for $25. (Black Tuesday Special)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
What she calls 'greed' is the reason we don't suffer from scarcity.
I love people who flee shitholes coming here and telling us why we're shit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (oVJmc)
That was the real WTF for me. The machine reports percentages and they calculate number of votes afterwards? That's bass-ackwards.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)
Or counts votes in percentages?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:56 AM (HaL55)
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"weighted voting totals"
The more complicated the method, the more ways to create fraud.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (DB16e)
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It is the most used appliance I have. Just picked up the XL version a few days ago so now I have two sitting side by side.
They are awesome.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (C+We0)
Good to know. I think I will use it a lot too. We are trapped inside for the better half of the year due to harsh winters and just bad weather. The grilling will be fun.
The air fryer too. I have a bag of sweet potatoes just waiting to be fried.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:55 AM (sfhL4)
Good luck with it! Fortunately if there's one thing I can actually DO in CA, it's BBQ outside almost any day of the year - especially since it never rains anymore.
I've considered getting the Ninja pressure cooker/fryer thingy. Their blender is actually really good.
Posted by: Leeloo at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (8B6Ng)
In color?
Three for $25. (Black Tuesday Special)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
+++++++++++
Why should I pay for some no-name's colonoscopy when I got to watch Katie freaking Couric's for free on live TV?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 10:48 AM (sfhL4)
Forget George Foreman. I want the Chuck Wepner Grill!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (s2VJv)
you have will be confiscated. You'll be stacked in a brutalist
apartment block like a chicken in a Chinese street market. You'll own
nothing and eat bugs. Expressing dismay or disgust will be forbidden.
They will not let you be.
Politics may not be an effective solution anymore.
Fight or flight may be the only options left.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Sea
Excellent summary..
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (JWCyv)
Thus, one side gets the best and brightest, and most ruthless and driven, while the other gets people who would rather be doing just about anything else but feel called to "serve".
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 10:47 AM (4Yddh)
Yeats called it.
The best are listless and still while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (0PmQt)
I love people who flee shitholes coming here and telling us why we're shit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (oVJmc)
"You're so greedy. The reason I don't get $3 Million a year is because you think you deserve to make more than $35,000."
-What everyone with that mindset thinks.
Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (vmRc0)
https://twitter.com/themarketswork/
status/1333794302699261952
Press Conference today at 2pm EST:
"PA postal truck driver shipped estimated 144,000 to 288,000 completed ballots across three state lines in October"
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (vPzhp)
It's all a matter of degree:
A propeller encourages the fluid to move.
An impeller demands that the fluid move.
A compeller forces the fluid to move!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (m45I2)
A dispeller denies the existence of the fluid.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (DB16e)
Where's that Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg guy to tell you to trust the plan, now?
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (Zm+LZ)
In color?
Three for $25. (Black Tuesday Special)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
You are a sick, sick man.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Or counts votes in percentages?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:56 AM (HaL55)
Bingo. Anything beyond addition into one of two or more columns is a fraud.
And an algorithm?! GTFO.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 11:00 AM (s2VJv)
The Deep State has plenty of money and influence to bribe people that it wants to do something.
And if bribes don't work they have full access to your internet and phone history to blackmail you.
And if that doesn't work they have the ability to make things up (why hello Sen Roy Moore).
So it is very, very easy to just go with the flow even if you aren't down with the narrative.
I imagine Barr has some skeletons he doesn't want to come out, and I'm convinced that Sessions has a child somewhere he really doesn't want his wife to find out about.
And how do you fight that? Because after Tyrant Biden is installed they will DESTROY Trump and his close allies to set an example to the rest of us. And that will be the end of any sort of possibility of peaceful resistance to them.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 11:00 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (s2VJv)
What would the Ambling Alp endorse?
Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 11:00 AM (vmRc0)
They're not even listening.
This is all CYA theater.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 11:00 AM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at December 01, 2020 11:00 AM (hfuUh)
A dispeller denies the existence of the fluid.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (N39Ws)
A Clara Peller asks an angry question.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (s2VJv)
- -
Judge Wapner has a grill?
Awesome.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (C+We0)
Posted by: Leeloo at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (8B6Ng)
I know people swear by it, but I barely used my Instapot, so boxed it back up and put in the basement.
I think this appliance is much more flexible.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (CQ3Qb)
Yes, Brian; I'm sure it was a completely disinterested action on your part. You just want the best for America and Trump to succeed./s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)
I'm 5'5". What I wouldn't give to have a 6'4" woman.
**sighs**
Another crappy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (2JVJo)
And how do you fight that? Because after Tyrant Biden is installed they will DESTROY Trump and his close allies to set an example to the rest of us. And that will be the end of any sort of possibility of peaceful resistance to them.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 11:00 AM (qlFIA)
But it's "un-American" to prosecute our political opponents, just ask Bill Barr!!
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (ONvIw)
We might have a little more patience if we hadn't heard #TwoWeeks for four fucking years.
posted by rickb223
Well I don't have any answers but I promise you this: this is our last #twoweeks. Kick the can is no longer an option.
We survive as a Republic or we don't .
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (JWCyv)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Balrog of Freud at December 01, 2020 11:02 AM (CLteG)
What are you talking about? If a precinct reports a number that is literally impossible, you don't think that's worthy of remark in an opening statement?
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 10:54 AM
Sorry, I was just going by what you had posted.
Did he give more information proving that it was impossible? Just saying that it is, does not mean that it is.
I am an engineer and work in vehicle design. When I am asked to integrate a new system or component into an area of the vehicle, I can't just state "this is impossible". I have to do studies and investigate clearances and assembly feasibility, etc to show that integrating the new component is an impossibility.
But more times than not, through investigation and study, we can find a way to integrate the new component. Granted, sometimes it means we have to make changes to components we did not intend to change. But, the fact remains that it was not "impossible."
So that's my mindset when I read something like that. Unless he has the evidence proof that it is "literally impossible", I'm not just accepting his word for it. He has to show his work and prove it.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 11:02 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Leeloo
Love ours. Only way I'll cook a roast anymore.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 11:02 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)
I'm 5'5". What I wouldn't give to have a 6'4" woman.
**sighs**
Another crappy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (2JVJo)
"Hot Legs!"
- - Rod Stewart
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 11:02 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 10:52 AM (e7/oJ)
+++++++++++
Or 155mm howitzers with W48 tactical fissile ordnance...
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Yeah, that works too but you are so far away you can't enjoy the fine bouquet of fragmentation.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 11:02 AM (e7/oJ)
I'm 5'5". What I wouldn't give to have a 6'4" woman.
**sighs**
Another crappy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (2JVJo)
So you can eat standing up?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, Scooter Libby, etc etc at December 01, 2020 11:03 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 01, 2020 10:58 AM (DB16e)
No. One week. That's all we've got.
The U.S. Code (3 U.S.C. 5) provides that if election
results are contested in any state, and if the state, prior to election day, has enacted procedures to settle controversies or contests over electors and electoral votes, and if these procedures have been applied, and the results have been determined six days before the electors' meetings, then
these results are considered to be conclusive, and will apply in the counting of the electoral votes. This date, known as the "Safe Harbor" deadline, falls on December 8 in 2020.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2020 11:03 AM (ZfRYq)
You seriously believe the election wasn't stolen?
Or just that your shitty electronic voting machines can't be screwed with, despite all the evidence to the contrary?
Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 11:03 AM (El2dZ)
Replying to
@KcRated
@Shorty56167141
and 42 others
I don't care about your misspelling only [theirs]
This returned 272 results for "obarna"...
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Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 11:03 AM (vPzhp)
It's all a matter of degree:
A propeller encourages the fluid to move.
An impeller demands that the fluid move.
A compeller forces the fluid to move!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:31 AM (m45I2)
A dispeller denies the existence of the fluid.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (N39Ws)
A repeller lowers the fluid slowly down a vertical surface.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 01, 2020 11:04 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 11:04 AM (JWCyv)
No worries. His point was that the machines can only run so many ballots. I think the number is 250k an hour, but they reported something like 400k an hour.
So it was not a statistical improbability (which is circumstantial evidence), it was a mechanical impossibility.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 11:04 AM (ZR7kf)
For the past five or so years, when I hear someone talking about the importance of voting, or secret white hats at the DoJ, or Republican legislatures, or the need to keep the Senate, or the Supreme Court noms... it reminds me of "A Rose For Emily." People clinging to a manifestly, obviously long-dead regime and way of life.
But I think that number of people just shrank a whole lot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 11:04 AM (BvLWD)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (vPzhp)
It's probably a blessing I got booted from twatter, because I'd fall back into my 2016 24/7 ratio attack mode. Some of the stuff I've seen this morning is hair curling. Like the one @codemonkeyZ tweeted of the video of the Dominion guy with the USB drive. Right there, all by itself is enough reason to throw away all the votes.
Posted by: Leeloo at December 01, 2020 11:04 AM (8B6Ng)
The U.S. Code (3 U.S.C. 5) provides that if election
results are contested in any state, and if the state, prior to election day, has enacted procedures to settle controversies or contests over electors and electoral votes, and if these procedures have been applied, and the results have been determined six days before the electors' meetings, then
these results are considered to be conclusive, and will apply in the counting of the electoral votes. This date, known as the "Safe Harbor" deadline, falls on December 8 in 2020.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2020 11:03 AM (ZfRYq)
Still trusting Barr and Durham? We were played
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 11:04 AM (ONvIw)
https://tinyurl.com/y2yngcgz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 11:04 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Sponge
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Not this one.
Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2020 11:05 AM (aAQRl)
Also the left: We are going to take the fruit of everyone's labor and voting? HAHAHA. All the people that matter voted.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 11:06 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 11:03 AM (El2dZ)
It doesn't matter what "we" think. Both parties are railroading Trump, probably for $$$, but maybe just for their own political benefit.
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 11:06 AM (ONvIw)
Also, who the fuck builds anything intended to be secure on off-the-shelf Windows in 2020?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 11:06 AM (ZGrMX)
you have will be confiscated. You'll be stacked in a brutalist
apartment block like a chicken in a Chinese street market. You'll own
nothing and eat bugs. Expressing dismay or disgust will be forbidden.
They will not let you be.
Politics may not be an effective solution anymore.
Fight or flight may be the only options left.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Sea
If they get to the point where they can confiscate, you will not be able to flee. You will have to show papers, have documented reasons to travel (stamped by the State) and will only be allowed to travel so far without being locked down for Kung Flu. As well, you will only be allowed to put so much gas into your car at a time, and it will never be a full tank.
There will also never be a fight. I know people like to think there will, and there's lots of "opsec" talk about real patriots ready to bring down hell on the ruling class, but that's just as much jerking off as the fraud that is Q.
"Fight or flight" won't happen. It will be "keep your head down or die."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 11:07 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 10:57 AM (CQ3Qb)
Yes, Brian; I'm sure it was a completely disinterested action on your part. You just want the best for America and Trump to succeed./s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 11:01 AM (WkPC9)
He's full of it. Just showing up pretending. When someone doesn't really know what's going on they use what knowledge they do have to frame very specific things, but then have to be vague about areas they don't really know much about. Someone can do this for a while.. but the more they talk (or type) the harder it becomes. Now he's moved to the those that question my expertise are crazy part of the program.. so we are getting toward the end.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 11:08 AM (+2xjH)
Where's that Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg guy to tell you to trust the plan, now?
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (ONvIw)
Got all adversarial on Thanksgiving and CBD showed them the door.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:10 AM (Ojki1)
Center post with splay legs out to pier footings?? That things gonna tip over.
Posted by: fixeruppper
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I assume the center post is a freestanding axle that turns with the wind, turning a grinding stone or something else useful. And the stair rails going past the door is because they are support posts doubling as stair rails.
Just guessing. Never seen one actually, or looked up how it might work.
Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2020 11:11 AM (aAQRl)
And an algorithm?! GTFO.
There's no way electronics will ever be secure enough to guarantee an honest election anymore. We're going to have to go back to 100% hard copies of ballots and manual counting. I'd say I'm really sorry about that, but our enemies were the ones who caused it.
We can either solve this problem or listen to Our Betters talk about it without doing anything to fix it. I'm watching to see who actually comes out and says what I just said about hard-copy elections, if anyone does.
How to fix this situation: Hard-copy ballots printed on controlled paper (similar to money).
No electronics at all. Zero.
Strict chain-of-custody for all those hard-copy ballots that will not be broken under any circumstances and if it is, all the votes get thrown out.
All of this in full view of the pub-lick at all times with no exceptions or bullshit fabricated excuses like "A water line broke somewhere in town so we had to stop looking like we were counting votes for a few hours so we could get that shipment of 99% Biden votes in here without anybody knowing about it."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 11:12 AM (HaL55)
The U.S. Code (3 U.S.C. 5) provides that if election
results are contested in any state, and if the state, prior to election day, has enacted procedures to settle controversies or contests over electors and electoral votes, and if these procedures have been applied, and the results have been determined six days before the electors' meetings, then
these results are considered to be conclusive, and will apply in the counting of the electoral votes. This date, known as the "Safe Harbor" deadline, falls on December 8 in 2020.
Posted by: blaster at December 01, 2020 11:03 AM (ZfRYq)
I see a lot of "ifs" that haven't happened yet.
Besides, US Code means a law. And what is DC famous for right now.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 11:14 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 11:15 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 01, 2020 11:15 AM (3VGQ8)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:10 AM (Ojki1)
that's a bit of nice news.
Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 11:17 AM (ONvIw)
The entire mill turns to keep the sails on the downwind side of the mill. The other larger mills you have probably seen just rotate at the top, but for the same reason.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 01, 2020 11:19 AM (yQpMk)
No worries. His point was that the machines can only run so many ballots. I think the number is 250k an hour, but they reported something like 400k an hour.
So it was not a statistical improbability (which is circumstantial evidence), it was a mechanical impossibility.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 11:04 AM
Got it, thanks. So yeah, in that case, that is definitely worth noting in opening statements.
One thing I do worry about regarding all of this fraud is all the math and logic involved. If it's even a joke here that most commenters do not like math, I can't imagine what the average person in the general public is thinking about all this proof and evidence that involves understanding the math and probability of a lot of this stuff.
I saw Kayleigh Mcenany post on Twitter yesterday how in 2016 with much less mail-in ballots, there was something like 5% of ballots dismissed. But in 2020 election with MUCH more ballots, there was some miniscule 0.005% or something of ballots dismissed.
Someone replied "well that's good news, right? Means they fixed the problems from 2016 and are much more successful in the process now".
I just shook my head and stopped reading the replies.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 11:22 AM (Do5/p)
Bino was just yesterday saying it hasn't been proved that Dominion's
company website is related to the company. He's just a nutty conspiracy
theorist, disregard him.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 10:59 AM (Zm+LZ)
Why flat-out lie about people? I've never said any such thing.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 11:29 AM (CQ3Qb)
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