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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/2/20
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Quote I
“We know it can be frustrating to experience any type of business disruption, especially at such a critical time of the year. While we offer free support for all businesses, we regularly work to improve our tools and systems, and to make the support we offer easier to use and access. We apologize for any inconvenience recent disruptions may have caused.” Facebook statement
Quote II
“Often, it’s not the EV tech that’s problematic. It’s all the other new technology that could show up on any car — new infotainment systems, more sophisticated power equipment and gadgets — that often gets put on new EVs to feed a perception that they’re supposed to be luxurious and high-tech.” Consumer Report's Associate Director Anita Lam
Quote III
“Part of me felt guilty because we professors, economics professors particularly, have not done a good job of teaching our students the way socialism works,” Emory University professor emeritus and economist Paul Rubin
Quote IV
“It’s devastating how many restaurants have shuttered and jobs have been lost,”Andrew Rigie, executive director of NYC Hospitality AlliancesQuote V
“When a president, the leader of the country, the leader of the free world really, is seen with a dog or a cat, you know, basically there is a bond that they have with their public, whether they’re Republican or Democrat,” Tom Whalen, a presidential historian at Boston UniversityQuote VI
“Masculine republics give way to feminine democracies, and feminine democracies give way to tyranny.” AristotleQuote VII
"You don't selectively enforce. You have all of these big box businesses that are wide open, making billions of dollars and these people, if they don't survive, they're going to go to ugly extremes, and that's what's going to happen, it's going to be worse than the virus itself," Protester Scott Lobaido
Minnesota attorney general fears courtroom cameras during Floyd trial Keith Ellison filed a motion asking Judge Cahill to rescind the order allowing cameras in court MINNEAPOLIS — Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison took over in June as lead prosecutor of the case against four Minneapolis officers involved in the custodial death of George Floyd. After local authorities tried to keep the public in the dark regarding exculpatory evidence, Ellison is now contesting the presence of courtroom cameras.
Earlier this year on The ONT we covered the Nikola Badger Electric truck. Hope you didn't have your heart set on one.
It's over. The Nikola Badger electric pickup truck is a no-go. The stillborn truck that would have been a bold addition to the smorgasbord of forthcoming electric pickup trucks has been stuffed underground for good. Call it what you may: another tragedy of 2020; a smoke and mirrors dream that never really had hope; a stroke of good luck for other electric startups. Regardless, without an OE partnership, the Badger program will not continue.
If The ONT covered hypocrisy every night. We could talk about this douche bag and others night after night.
Austin Mayor Threatens Residents With Lockdown While Vacationing In Cabo Austin Democratic Mayor Steve Adler threatened his Texas constituents with another stay-home order if residents didn’t stay home last month while he was vacationing in Cabo San Lucas. “We need to stay home if you can. This is not the time to relax. We are going to be looking really closely… We may have to close things down if we are not careful,” Adler warned residents back in Texas on Facebook while enjoying the Mexican tropical paradise, according to the Austin American-Statesman.
Yummy?
Lab-created chicken set to go on sale for the first time ever One Singaporean restaurant is set to serve lab-grown chicken as opposed to factory-slaughtered chicken before the end of the year.
"Cultured meat is taking real meat -- chicken, beef, or lamb -- and producing real meat, without the slaughter of an animal, " Josh Tetrick, Founder and CEO of Eat Just, said in an interview with CNET's Brian Cooley.
Unlike traditional meat products that involve killing an animal in a processing plant, cultured meat products are grown from animal cells that are fed nutrients and ultimately scaled up in bioreactors.
While you are at it. Please pass the weeds. Hold the salt.
5 reasons we need to start nurturing – and eating – weeds Weeds can be nutritious and tasty, if we know which ones to pick. As the global population grows, they can be a reliable food source. Their ability to capture carbon can help tackle climate change. Weeds can also assist farmers by identifying soil problems to boost yields. A “plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered” was how the 19th-century American poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson, described a weed – and he may have been on to something.What goes good with weeds? Gas station sushi of course.
Woman left hallucinating for months after eating five-day-old service station sushi Medics treating the woman, a 34-year-old only identified as ‘JC’, were left bamboozled as to what was causing her illness - until they eventually something lurking in her gut
Occurred in November 2020 / Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada "I’m a chef in isolation in a hotel room. I use different hotel room appliances such as the iron to make good quality meals. In this video, I make tacos."
DAMN!!!! Farewell, Emotional Support Spider
In a thunderous ruling today, the Department of Transportation (DOT) effectively slammed the door on a free-wheeling era when snakes soared through the troposphere: emotional support animals no longer qualify as service animals. Period. End of the line. No. No, I said. Admit it, y’all got sloppy. Airlines had to make up rules forbidding all manner of wildlife (squirrels, peacocks, snakes, kangaroos) for a reason. Out of 15,000 comments DOT reportedly received, the roughly 9,000 supporters of the new rule—including disability rights advocates, airline industry reps, a veterinary association—complained that emotional support animals had bitten passengers, peed/defecated on the flight, or attacked legitimate service animals. Some liars even copped counterfeit service animal vests off the internet, if you can believe it! (You were not fooling anyone with that shit. You brought this on yourself.) The DOT ruled that emotional support animals will no longer bear the service animal designation and are now considered pets, relegated to carry-on luggage at best and cargo at worst. They allow airlines to impose strict limits: dogs only, limit of two dogs per passenger, and only dogs that fit in foot space. Airlines can potentially require DOT forms that attest to the dog’s health and ability to go to the bathroom “in a sanitary manner.” A DOT spokesperson noted in an email to Gizmodo that lying on such documents would be a federal crime.
Anything for a party. Frozen Dead Guy Days in Colorado.
Those who follow the news know the names of James Comey, Christopher Wray, Customs and Border Protection (CBP), Et al. Meet one Gerardo Serrano, a U.S. citizen and Kentucky resident.
Civil asset forfeiture laws, which allow the government to seize property allegedly tainted by crime without ever charging the owner, are fundamentally rigged in favor of the law enforcement agencies that get a cut of the proceeds. Even when an owner manages to challenge a forfeiture by arguing that he was not involved in any criminal activity, he has the burden of proving his innocence, and the process often costs more than the property is worth. Adding insult to injury, the government can drag out the process for so long that even innocent owners feel compelled to surrender. The Institute for Justice (I.J.) challenges that aspect of civil forfeiture in an appeal it filed this week, asking the Supreme Court to rule that due process requires a prompt post-seizure hearing.
The I.J. case involves Gerardo Serrano, a U.S. citizen and Kentucky resident whose pickup truck was seized by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) in September 2015, while he was on his way to visit relatives in Mexico. The official, patently absurd justification: The truck was suspected of involvement in international arms smuggling, because Serrano had forgotten about a handgun magazine and five rounds he had left in the center console. He waited two years without a hearing until CBP suddenly decided to return the truck in 2017, a month after I.J. filed a lawsuit on his behalf. The circumstances of the seizure strongly suggest that Serrano was punished for asserting his constitutional rights. He attracted the attention of CBP agents because he was using his iPhone to take pictures on the U.S. side of the border, documenting his journey for social media. According to the I.J. petition, two agents stopped his truck, "physically removed him from it, took possession of his phone, and repeatedly demanded the password." Serrano declined to provide his password, suggesting that the agents get a warrant if they wanted to search his phone. According to Serrano's original lawsuit, one agent replied that he was "sick of hearing about your rights," informing Serrano that "you have no rights here."
One bad apple spoils the barrel. And this is painfully clear in the world of interactions with cops.
Whatever patience I had for the police officers in my division has officially withered away this weekend. Sunday night was very busy, and while we were trying to handle real, legitimate jobs, the children continued interrupting work. A rookie cop calls in and wants “to ask me a question.” Now, we’ve told the officers if they have a question while on the street, they are to call their supervisor. We’re not out there, so we don’t know what’s going on at a scene. This dullard must not have received the memo. The officer said he was on a car stop and the driver immediately told him he had a pistol in his glove compartment. The magazine was out of the pistol, but there was a round in the chamber. According to the officer, the man was very polite and very respectful. The driver had no prior arrests or warrants. Considering all this, the dullard asks, “Is this a gun arrest?” I gave the question back to him.
My first encounters with Walter E. Williams were when he was sitting in for Rush. RIP Walter E. Williams.
Most of us know we don't discuss politics and religion in group settings. Add dildos to that list. Never argue politics, religion and dildos.
A ceramic dildo-making workshop has caused a relationship breakdown in the senior ranks of a Wellington’s potters’ association. Wellington Potters’ Association former president Nicole Gaston resigned her position over disagreement over the workshop, leaving the club without anybody in the top job. The drama started when Gaston raised the idea to the association’s committee that visiting Mexican artist Iza Lozano could host workshops where members would learn how to create dildos using mixed techniques such as wheel-throwing and hand-building.
If you are going to run with the big dogs you better learn how to lift your leg. Also it is best if you do not legally represent yourself in a court of law.
Is this science or just opinionated bullshit? Is passing gas responsible for spreading
Coronavirus has grappled the world in fear. With the usage of masks and adopting other sanitary measures made compulsory, people around the world are adopting all neccessary measures and taking preventive action to keep themselves safe from danger. However, researchers say that there is a growing possibility that there can be something far more contagious (and might we add silent) carrier of the mysterious viral disease-your farts! Yes, you read that absolutely right. If you thought farts could just stink, think again. A new body of research suggests that farts might be the newest form of transmission to spread the COVID-19 infection.
A little diversity this evening.............
Is there an unhealthy amount of music to listen to?
According to Spotify I only listened to 144,333 minutes this past year.
Ingredients for membership in the Genius Award Club? Drunk, disorderly and using the wrong name. Genius Award Winner.
NOVEMBER 30--After punching a cab driver in the face early yesterday, an intoxicated Florida Man jumped out of the taxi and began dancing in the street and screaming, “I’m Rick James, bitch,” police report. According to an arrest affidavit, Paul Kijek, 50, exited a St. Petersburg bar around 4:15 AM Sunday and “was kept from driving by multiple witnesses due to his level of intoxication.” When police subsequently arrived at the Back Bar, they called for a taxi, which Kijek entered. However, Kijek (seen at right) began yelling at the driver and then allegedly punched him in the face as the car pulled out of the parking lot
Michael Jordan is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Michael Jordan Donates $2 Million From 'The Last Dance' To Feed America's Hungry Michael Jordan has donated proceeds from the hit documentary "The Last Dance" to Feeding America, the nation's largest hunger-relief organization.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Improper Safety Harnesses.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 02, 2020 09:52 PM (LPnfS)
where can one turn
for real entertainment
and enlightenment?
Don't ask me.
I'm busy reading the ONT.
Posted by: mindful webworker
is it Christmas season now?
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Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2020 09:57 PM (sGUxM)
That guy was smart.
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 09:58 PM (YxfPJ)
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Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 02, 2020 09:58 PM (zUdXR)
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Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 09:59 PM (YxfPJ)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 09:59 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 09:59 PM (YxfPJ)
uh.
Tattooine.
Der, hey! Gawl.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 02, 2020 10:00 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 10:00 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 02, 2020 10:00 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 09:59 PM (fLVm1)
$20, same as in town
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 02, 2020 10:00 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:01 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 09:59 PM (fLVm1)
You talk funny
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:01 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2020 10:01 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 02, 2020 10:02 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2020 10:02 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2020 10:02 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Denise Rodman at December 02, 2020 10:02 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:02 PM (kTi97)
Children are literally dying due to this nightmare.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 02, 2020 10:03 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 02, 2020 10:03 PM (rvtKu)
Take the rest of the day off, good sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:02 PM (kTi97)
Thanks, I might just take off until Saturday night.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
The fixed yet tender traits that streak
The languor of the placid cheek
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 10:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 02, 2020 10:04 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: CyberCipher #BoomerLivesMatter at December 02, 2020 10:04 PM (75y+6)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 02, 2020 10:03 PM (rvtKu
It doesn't matter if it's a stupid gift, as you claim.
It matters that Jen Psaki thought it was worth wearing.
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 10:05 PM (2eMOL)
@DOUGDUCEY
& SECRETARY OF STATE HOBBS JUST SERVED WITH FEDERAL LAWSUIT;
Accused of signing a false document; plaintiffs ask for injunction on electors
FWIW
news from the twatter
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2020 10:05 PM (j9HX3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3VLqLLWxbQ
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2020 10:05 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2020 10:05 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (BZBAG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (aOwS2)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (W+kMI)
Take the rest of the day off, good sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:02 PM (kTi97)
It's not just top notch. It's the Sistine Chapel of ONTs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (fLVm1)
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Right. The pic of LBJ lifting his dog by the ears:
https://tinyurl.com/y2qroauy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: iandeal at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (xicto)
Take me away Calgon
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Love that, um, safety restraint. *smh*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (5FCda)
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Right. The pic of LBJ lifting his dog by the ears:
https://tinyurl.com/y2qroauy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (DMQdU)
Yup, so they treat the public like Dogs.
Gotz it!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: wing at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: exdem13
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They make vacuum cleaner bags that large??
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (vOGqy)
I know a college counselor who dealt with students requesting emotional support animals for their dorms. Any spiders and bugs were auto rejected, bugs cannot legally be classified emotional support. Approved mammals had to get a paper from a vet. Most vets refused, too much liability if the animal hurt somebody.
Posted by: LizLem at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (Rbfr/)
Oh FFS.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
Give me a ribeye any day of the week.
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: exdem13
Imma thinking that only accounts for her gunt.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 10:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2020 10:08 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:08 PM (TdMsT)
It matters that Jen Psaki thought it was worth wearing.
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 10:05 PM (2eMOL)
Oh yeah, I dont disagree at all. It makes me sick to know that she's cool with it. I guess my main point is that the explanation is BS and she looks like a dumb tourist...which I guess she is. Top men we have...I mean people. Top people we have in government.
Posted by: Mishdog at December 02, 2020 10:09 PM (rvtKu)
Posted by: clutch at December 02, 2020 10:09 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: exdem13
Imma thinking that only accounts for her gunt.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 10:08 PM (Rvt88
I wonder how Huma likes the climate underneath that apron.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:09 PM (fLVm1)
He means this in the sense of why the students don't understand why it's bad, right?
Right?
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:09 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: LizLem at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (Rbfr/)
Jules is watching the MI hearings. Boring beyond belief. Tho this IT gal w/ blonde hair piled on top of her head is a hoot. Anyone seen her?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (Iynsv)
Thank you.
Feels very calming, as long as I tell myself I hiked to the ridge line in daytime to take the picture, and it's an easy climb down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
Then was hassled on the way out by the receipt nazi.
I can't wait until Publix opens up here.
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (YxfPJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-978MiDt_Ww
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (fLVm1)
I wouldn't go that far...maybe the Cowboy Stadium of ONTs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (kTi97)
monarchy = rule by one, for the good of all
tyranny = rule by one, for the good of one
aristocracy = rule by few, for the good of all
oligarchy = rule by few, for the good of themselves
polity / republic = rule by many, for the good of all
democracy = rule by many, for the good of themselves
Posted by: It's a 2x3 Cartesian product at December 02, 2020 10:11 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:11 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:11 PM (YxfPJ)
He means this in the sense of why the students don't understand why it's bad, right?
Right?
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:09 PM (fLpTX)
Actually, right. Phew. Bizarro world out there, where your first inference is that the econ prof is lauding socialism
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:11 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:06 PM (fLVm1)
I wouldn't go that far...maybe the Cowboy Stadium of ONTs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (kTi97)
As long as it's not compared to Solider Field we will be ok.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:09 PM (fLVm1)
I could have down without that visual.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:11 PM (YxfPJ
Or an ad in the back of a comic book.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (Y8GVo)
They were from Columbia, S.C. They grew their popularity in Charleston S.C. My mom met Darius Rucker when he did a solo concert there. Said he was a really nice dude.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (oAY8z)
Liberal arts major
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (fLpTX)
Yup, so they treat the public like Dogs.
Gotz it!
Posted by: Romeo13
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OTOH, the Barneycam vids were pretty amusing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (NXGjq)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (aOwS2)
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 02, 2020 10:13 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 10:13 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2020 10:13 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (6aI1M)
*glares suspiciously*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:13 PM (fLVm1)
We'd like a beer.
We'd like the brisket plate.
We'd like another beer.
We'd like ...
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:13 PM (FsgBK)
Or an ad on Facebook from one of those Chinese companies for clothes.
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:13 PM (YxfPJ)
Then was hassled on the way out by the receipt nazi.
I can't wait until Publix opens up here.
Posted by: ALH
In other shopping madness, Giant Eagle's corporate position is to allow shoppers in the store without masks. Allow them to shop and fill their carts.
And then deny service at the checkout lanes.
No exceptions every though, in OH at least, there are enumerated exceptions for mask wearing.
Geniuses in the home office I tell you!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 10:13 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 02, 2020 10:13 PM (NXGjq)
LEND ME YOUR PALMS
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (2eMOL)
It's the bollards I'm worried about, but at 247 lbs her ankles must be as big as an elephant's. That's a huge amount of edema.
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (ELgVT)
Absolutely floored at this. Wow.
Am convinced that the reason why Greek philosophy isn't studied in the modern era is because nobody really understands it including the professors.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kTi97)
10 year old me: the hell? I was assured that this bat could fly on its own! I want my 3bucks back, as well as my 4 to 6 weeks delivery!!
This shall not stand!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (puu6v)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (dNzKv)
He knows that if the case is tried on the merits, he will lose. George Floyd died of a self-administered Fentanyl overdose - he was not murdered by the cops.
The only way Ellison can win the trial is by intimidating the jurors - there will be a screaming mob outside the courthouse for every day of the trial, and during the course of the trial the jurors will undoubtedly be doxxed. The message is that if they vote to acquit, they will be attacked, and their home neighborhood will be trashed.
There is a precedent for having completely anyonomous juries in Mafia trials - Ellison will oppose that, of course. He wants the names of jurors to be publicly known.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kTi97)
10 year old me: the hell? I was assured that this bat could fly on its own! I want my 3bucks back, as well as my 4 to 6 weeks delivery!!
This shall not stand!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)
My dad told me in no uncertain terms. "Dammit, you're not getting the submarine"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
That Austin mayor thing makes me so mad, though it is just what I would expect, b/c Austin.
My daughter and son-in-law got married in their apartment on Zoom by a JP. That was it- they thought at the time they would be able to have a religious ceremony and a small reception soon afterwards, but nope. It's not as if they wanted to do anything fancy, but it would have been nice to do something.
Now, six months later, it would just be flat and anti-climatic.
Thanks, Gov. Abbot.
Posted by: Sal at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (KTdeA)
The dude who wrote that article wouldn't know because what he listens to barely qualifies as music.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (HaL55)
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Could be science. One of the early sanity checks on masks were how well they (don't) prevent smelling a fart. If covid is hopping a ride through the air on water (and such) you exhale (through the maske due to the whole mosquito/chain link fence analogy), and if it's present in fecal matter (which has come up for discussion several times), than why wouldn't it be in farts?
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (ELgVT)
So you load up your cart and leave it up front with the cashier because you don't want to wear a mask?
Brilliant business plan. Especially where they have to pay someone to put all that stuff back.
Serves them right!
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kTi97)
10 year old me: the hell? I was assured that this bat could fly on its own! I want my 3bucks back, as well as my 4 to 6 weeks delivery!!
This shall not stand!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq
I never even got my damned X-ray glasses.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (nUhF0)
Medics treating the woman, a 34-year-old only identified as JC, were left bamboozled as to what was causing her illness - until they eventually something lurking in her gut
her sister's the one who drank the hydroxy fish tank cleaner a while back with her husband
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (fLpTX)
The dude who wrote that article wouldn't know because what he listens to barely qualifies as music.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (HaL55)
Amen
Katy Perry? AYFKM?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
His lane includes Little Doll, Fun House and Death Trip.
Oh, and Beyond the Law, which is incredibly relevant today.
Posted by: Desultory joe at December 02, 2020 10:17 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (kTi97)
10 year old me: the hell? I was assured that this bat could fly on its own! I want my 3bucks back, as well as my 4 to 6 weeks delivery!!
This shall not stand!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)
The live pet monkeys were a scam too. Sure, they may have started out alive...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:17 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:17 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 02, 2020 10:17 PM (NXGjq)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 02, 2020 10:16 PM (nUhF0)
Thanks vmom
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 02, 2020 10:17 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:18 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:18 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (dNzKv)
Camellari at my company in MI was fired for misappropriation of funds. Might be related.
Posted by: clutch at December 02, 2020 10:18 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:18 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Seven dollars for a nuclear submarine seems like a steal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:18 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:19 PM (dNzKv)
So, they want to put American farmers out of business.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 10:19 PM (2eMOL)
THIS is the hill to die on.
-------
The cows will be with us on this one. The horde and the herd.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:19 PM (FsgBK)
I first read that as "America's Hungarian".
Which is me.
Basz meg
Posted by: Miklos is perpetually hungry at December 02, 2020 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Did Rigie and the people in his organization vote for democrats?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:20 PM (HaL55)
They were from Columbia, S.C. They grew their popularity in Charleston S.C. My mom met Darius Rucker when he did a solo concert there. Said he was a really nice dude.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
----
Rucker's recording of 'Wagon Wheel' is one of my favorites, but then I'm a born/bred Tarheel.
https://tinyurl.com/mucamm9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 10:20 PM (vOGqy)
Brilliant business plan. Especially where they have to pay someone to put all that stuff back.
Serves them right!
Posted by: ALH
I know! Even more genius - they won't restock any non-canned/boxed items. It may be 'contaminated' so out it goes.
Hold on there, I'm having a thought. . . . .
Dumpster diving may be my next big business opportunity.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 10:20 PM (Rvt88)
This is really good addition
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:20 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 02, 2020 10:21 PM (Y8GVo)
Eat this.
*produces a paper plate filled with dog shit*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)
He was best known for playing Toecutter in Mad Max and The Immortan Joe in Mad Max: Fury Road.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 02, 2020 10:21 PM (ZSK0i)
The lesson, ONT fans, is not to represent yourself in court, especially if you are frozen solid.
Posted by: Miklos, Lifelong Learner at December 02, 2020 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
And Aristotle? He was right, you know. We're at the "falling off the cliff into tyranny" stage.
Posted by: Flyover... at December 02, 2020 10:21 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buffest Mayor In America at December 02, 2020 10:21 PM (/Hc9U)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2020 10:22 PM (iXQKd)
Take me away Calgon
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
It'd look like the Pet thread?
Posted by: Bete at December 02, 2020 10:22 PM (Ojki1)
Amusingly, most of the converters being stolen are from Priuses, since their converters have more valuable metal in them.
Well, one victim has figured out what the problem is:
We just had our cat stolen off our Prius and I blame the people who made this a reality. Theft is scary and it is violating as fuck but it is a crime of desperation. If the people doing it had another choice I'm sure they'd rather have that option than chopping bikes or scrapping cats. Capitalists put us in this mess we need to be blaming them and the people in the govenement (sic) who support and are supported by them.
Would you be surprised to learn that this guy is a member of the teacher's union?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Plato at December 02, 2020 10:22 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:23 PM (YxfPJ)
The lesson, ONT fans, is not to represent yourself in court, especially if you are frozen solid.
Posted by: Miklos, Lifelong Learner at December 02, 2020 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
This lifts me up
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=RDFkRiYsTN7KY&feature=share&playnext=1
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 10:23 PM (5FCda)
Bourbon-worthy
*pours*
Cheers, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 10:23 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:23 PM (YxfPJ)
If my real boss is reading. No I didn't
If Ace is reading. Yes I did.
If you are reading this. Its always a work in progress.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
They were from Columbia, S.C. They grew their popularity in Charleston S.C. My mom met Darius Rucker when he did a solo concert there. Said he was a really nice dude.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Not quite.
Darius is originally from Charleston, the band started when they were students at USC in Columbia.
I knew Darius at that time.
Much nicer guy after, rather than before success.
Posted by: Miklos, ask Darius what a Gagwich was at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
No, Keith, we want the whole world to see a racist evil bastard like you working his corruption in real fucking time.
You piece of shit traitor to America.
Fuck you.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (dNzKv)
If you are reading this. Its always a work in progress.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G
We don't deserve you, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (6lKe4)
Lester Young trio.
Lester, Buddy Rich, Nat "King" Cole.
This was way before Buddy and Nat struck out on their own.
No bassist, but, wow.
These guys are on fire.
Supposedly, Nat just wanted to be a jazz pianist, and then heard Oscar Peterson and said "Hmm, maybe I should sing".
Oscar was singing but then heard Nat sing, and thought "Maybe I should stick to jazz piano".
Some of the recordings are now almost 100 years old. Definitely from the 78 rpm era.
Just now remastered and streaming.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (aOwS2)
Posted by: Miklos, now with EXTRA Devo at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
--Eric Blair rolls his eyes from the grave.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (oZuI0)
Fingers crossed.
Its been an interesting week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (YxfPJ)
CBD hardest hit.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (4tiP2)
--Shit.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (oZuI0)
150 SO if underwear does not protect from COVID, what hope does face underpants have?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:22 PM (dNzKv)
Exactly!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2020 10:05 PM (DMQdU)
Serious question: How can you tell? I know nothing about this stuff....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (9LbM5)
Absolutely floored at this. Wow.
Am convinced that the reason why Greek philosophy isn't studied in
the modern era is because nobody really understands it including the
professors.
There's no reason to not understand that quote or the principle upon which it rests. But then again, how many imbeciles in power can grok "cause and effect?" Nobody in Seattle or any of those other blue shitholes seems to be able to.
"Why is crime going up after we defunded the police?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:11
Posted by Jerry Nadler
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: TinyURL.com salesman at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (IYHxL)
Okay. But can we still blame it on the dog?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Cucumbers FTW!
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (5W9Vn)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (NpAcC)
Pull my finger
Posted by: GPA at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (YxfPJ)
Okay. But can we still blame it on the dog?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
LOL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
If you are reading this. Its always a work in progress.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G
We don't deserve you, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
A great example of sentences with double meaning!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (kTi97)
Listening to "Crazy Train" by Ozzie played on medieval instruments.
I'll see y'all in a couple weeks. This is going to be an epic trip . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (amroL)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (5W9Vn)
No doubt. Them Greek homos didn't even speak English.
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (fLVm1)
No exceptions every though, in OH at least, there are enumerated exceptions for mask wearing.
Geniuses in the home office I tell you!
Posted by: Tonypete
Load shopping cart with frozen stuff, pick longest line at check out.
When refused, abandon cart.
Repeat with new cart.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (Nyumu)
What if Trump increased 50,000? 100,000?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (dNzKv)
So, can somebody explain to me what exactly an emotional support animal is and how people in the past used to manage without them?
Thank you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (SScvq)
Detroit
Posted by: clutch at December 02, 2020 10:30 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (5W9Vn)
Getting a lot of hits for it when I search it. All Aristotle.
It is the internet though and some parts of it say Joe Biden is president.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:30 PM (9LbM5)
If you are reading this. Its always a work in progress.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G
We don't deserve you, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
That can go either way. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)
If you have not yet watched The Last Dance, it's a great nostalgia trip if you're 29 or younger.
Jordan was like Steve Jobs: idolized by retarded millennials, but would not give them the time of day if they did not want to succeed and win.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 10:30 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 10:30 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 02, 2020 10:31 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv)
Was just reading about notorious WW2 Nazi leader, Dirlewanger. He sounds like everything today's DNC could ever want in a party leader. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 02, 2020 10:32 PM (oAY8z)
Pretty much.
No legislature is going to overturn the certified votes.
It's SCOTUS or bust.
I'm not going to hold my breath.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2020 10:32 PM (amroL)
Co-sign this. Any wrestling fans out there, The Last Ride, which chronicles the final three years of a the Undertakers career is pretty fucking awesome too.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2020 10:32 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:32 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv)
As someone said yesterday. If the vote was rigged, it was not the 'will of the people' but a subversion of that will, You fucking asshat moron evil cocksucking sack of shit (that last bit was my addition.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:32 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (fLpTX)
Prepare for prophylactic buttplug wearing as a new requirement.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (ZSK0i)
If you are reading this. Its always a work in progress.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G
We don't deserve you, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
That can go either way. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)
I appreciate the fact that Ace lets me have this awesome gig. Its my pleasure to come up with The ONT for you folks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: clutch at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: @RealMiniAOC, Nov 29 at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (ELgVT)
I'd love if she gave the entire WH press corp some extreme Ludovico treatment, frankly.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (IYHxL
**********
He's trying to get Governor Whitmer impeached.
Although I don't know how he'll vote on this.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (NpAcC)
It has an unnatural sound that, when you hear it once, you can't unhear it. Sorta like the Clinton kid's billy-goat speech pattern.
Cher's song Do You Believe in Luv was an extreme example, but it all sorta sounds that way unless you're really good at mixing sound. I've done it with some horn parts in Reaper, but have never tried it with vocals. Human vocal overtones are very complex and don't lend themselves to mechanical (algorithmic) manipulation without a supercomputer and AI.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (EgshT)
So, can somebody explain to me what exactly an emotional support animal is and how people in the past used to manage without them?
Thank you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (6aI1M)
Great question.
How did people manage without emotional support animals, social security, unemployment, earned income credits food stamps, etc etc etc...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (w7KSn)
We don't deserve you, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
That can go either way. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)
Naw.
MisHum knows what I mean.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
It's SCOTUS or bust.
I'm not going to hold my breath.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2020 10:32 PM (amroL)
Let Dennis Rodman keep talking and PDT gets those 16 electors tomorrow.
Posted by: clutch at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (NpAcC)
How did that nutjob even get elected? She is certifiably insane. The saddest part is, to a lib, she probably looks normal.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (8/7u2)
https://tinyurl.com/y46f2klk
Hmm, Trump's WI federal lawsuit has a typo in a heading on page 16: POLICICIES
Posted by: Police the icies at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (BBWrU)
Thank you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (6aI1M)
They didn't know about it and now we do and that's why everyone is much more sane and happy now
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (fLpTX)
Your eardrums will pop.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (w7KSn)
God help you if you have the hiccups and gas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
LOL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Get a Maine Coon tom cat. Damned near the size of the mi iature snauser (sp?) breed, 100%predator, and big enough to blame a fart on.
MegaRoy even puts his ears back and flicks the last 3 inces of his 18" tail when he has been blamed. Like he's all nuhuh! Wasn't me! It was the fat bald dude!
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (IYHxL)
Everyone here is constantly saying "WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE!!!" and so we've had these court presentations to the state legislatures to put everything out there! that's what you wanted. OF COURSE it's worthwhile
getting a state leg to actually take that huge leap to decide not to punt and to vote THEMSELVES against the "vote" of the supposed citizenry is a tough hurdle. WE NEED TO SHOW THE FRAUD. AND KEEP DIGGING.
and stop fucking whining JESUS "oh was this a waste of tiiiiiiiiiime!??!"
yes sure whatever. that poor Indian immigrant lady wasted her time and your precious time it was all a big nothing OF COURSE
god I swear I have had it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (j9HX3)
Dems ought to be ashamed of themselves for how fucking stupid and idiotic they are. At least vote smart people into office if you're going to blindly follow these fucking dipshits.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (SScvq)
I thoroughly enjoy your ONTs MisHum. And you musical selections, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (fLpTX)
Not really buying this, unless of course it is sarcasm.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2020 10:36 PM (J7U/R)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (8/7u2)
Is this an anthropomorphism of the democrat party?
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:36 PM (fLpTX)
Thank you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (6aI1M)
They didn't know about it and now we do and that's why everyone is much more sane and happy now
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (fLpTX)
You mean like Ashley Judd?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2020 10:36 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 10:37 PM (6aI1M)
Enough.
Goodnight yall.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2020 10:37 PM (SScvq)
Well, thank you for pleasuring us.
Posted by: Miklos, in all sincerity at December 02, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2020 10:37 PM (u1WYs)
Thanks, Gov. Abbot.
Posted by: Sal at December 02, 2020 10:15
Oh any time is a good time for a party and celebration. They should have a big shindig when the authorities allow.
Does it sound like we are living in a Stalinist state?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 10:37 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (fLpTX)
Not really buying this, unless of course it is sarcasm.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (6aI1M)
Yeah sarcasm
I don't do sarc tags cause that's like bowling alley bumpers
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:37 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (axyOa)
Your eardrums will pop.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (w7KSn)
God help you if you have the hiccups and gas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (9LbM5)
That brings us to the next set of requirements: Ear plugs and eye caps. Hermetically sealed.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (but what class was the test for?) at December 02, 2020 10:37 PM (6aI1M)
*holds up card*
4.2
Posted by: East German Judge at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 10:37 PM (6aI1M)
Proper capitalization and use of punctuation. You get an A.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2020 10:27 PM (IYHxL)
Is this still from the MI dealio? If so, I don't think I have heard ANY remarks of high regard towards the dems....traitors every one.
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (BZBAG)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (FsgBK)
The irony
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (kTi97)
Yet teh stoopid is proudly worn as a badge of honor.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (HaL55)
Admit it, you want you some Yoko.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Pennsylvania Supreme Court Judges at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Police the icies at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (BBWrU)
Discredited!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (mht8P)
Or at least extend his recess to 30 minutes a day.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (mht8P)
He should at least help himself to a few extra spritzes of hand sanitizer on the way out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (02b6n)
Like transgenders and proper pronouns, I don't think emotional support animals are high on the list in 3rd world countries
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (BZBAG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (9LbM5)
Aperture Labs. And this is now obligatory:
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)
4.2
Posted by: East German Judge at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (02b6n)
Get stuffed, Commie!
Proper capitalization and use of punctuation. You get an A.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (nakwk)
I was trying to avoid a cheeky comment, but I guess I'll take it.
And no, you do not get to say anything about "cheeky"!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (02b6n)
Like transgenders and proper pronouns, I don't think emotional support animals are high on the list in 3rd world countries
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (BZBAG)
Heh.
Something something copybook headings...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (02b6n)
https://tinyurl.com/y3q2z7lb
https://tinyurl.com/y4wwwndg
https://tinyurl.com/y5tz87nu
https://tinyurl.com/y3zuflp8
https://tinyurl.com/y6s3r4xk
Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (qAR6u)
Thanks
Posted by: lurker at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (HJjnM)
Thank you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (6aI1M)
I have no idea, what I do know is I have 16 year old Schipperkee that sometimes acts like she's that old, other times, like now, she's running around like the picture of health. I think I'm her support animal.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor
Expect pushback from the powerful Burrito Industrial Complex and Immigration Lobby.
Posted by: El Mikloso at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (dNzKv)
settings. Add dildos to that list. Never argue politics, religion and
dildos.
So I can some here and have a conversation with a dildo, but not about one?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (YxfPJ)
Did his owner fall down a well?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (9LbM5)
Anybody with an IQ over fifty knows that a lot of politicians get dogs to make themselves look good. Clinton got labrador retriever during the blow job/cigar scandal.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
Its been an interesting week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
--Some trolls are like herpes. . . .
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (5W9Vn)
I think he said something along those lines....Maybe not exactly!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Pennsylvania Supreme Court Judges at December 02, 2020 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
I want my vote undefiled, you horrible people!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (6aI1M)
Your eardrums will pop.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (w7KSn)
God help you if you have the hiccups and gas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (9LbM5)
This would qualify as a mortar if implemented with me. Smash is a good cook, but i am genetically predestined to be, ummm, noisy.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (dNzKv)
And very chewy when not properly prepared.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)
Kinda big news out of AZ--audit of 100 random ballots show a 3% error rate. 100% against Trump, naturally.
Biden "won" by .05%.
Statewide, that would extrapolate to over 90,000
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (vPKfA)
MisHum does such a great job that the Horde needs to petition Ace to increase his gruel ration.
The man needs canvas, paint and new brushes. He can eat bark.
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2020 10:42 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Police the icies at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (BBWrU)
*feverishly constructs straw men*
Posted by: Erick in Alpharetta Atlanta at December 02, 2020 10:43 PM (oOB0P)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2020 10:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)
I didn't think they could improve on the script from the first one, and then the mad bastards went and did it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2020 10:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: funsize at December 02, 2020 10:43 PM (EiPf6)
https://tinyurl.com/y5y9ss2f
https://tinyurl.com/yyyyhcrt
https://tinyurl.com/y42ff5wf
https://tinyurl.com/yxljchpq
https://tinyurl.com/y344rtky
Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2020 10:43 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:44 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 02, 2020 10:44 PM (aOwS2)
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 02, 2020 10:44 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: exdem13
A bottle of vodka has a lot of calories.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (YxfPJ)
Totally agree.
But emotional support animals? Sure, whatever.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 10:44 PM (6aI1M)
How are things?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Got some air-compressor blown dust in my left eye, which is now all red n' inflamed.
Stuff blew-back in some kind of swirling vortex, right behind my plastic safety glasses, like I wasn't wearing 'em at all.
Baush & Lomb Eyewash is relief, every hour on the hour.
If it's this bad tomorrow, I'll go see the eyeball doc.
Reminds me; I once had to quit a job because of a vision problem. Walked in and told the boss "I can't see me working here anymore."
Finis
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 10:45 PM (QzJWU)
Heart plugs will follow soon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:45 PM (HaL55)
Is there no end to the treachery in this country?
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 02, 2020 10:45 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 02, 2020 10:46 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 10:46 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2020 10:46 PM (FwR7v)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at December 02, 2020 10:34 PM (8/7u2)
Is this an anthropomorphism of the democrat party?
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:36 PM (fLpTX)
Heh.
Seriously, the dems at this hearing would be best suited exiting a clown car...and they 'll never have the self-awareness to see themselves as the asses they are. ( My apologies to asses everywhere.)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: exdem13
Do they make XXXL adult diapers?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 02, 2020 10:44 PM (aOwS2)
Blondie's version?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (5FCda)
I was trying to avoid a cheeky comment, but I guess I'll take it.
And no, you do not get to say anything about "cheeky"!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 10:41 PM (6aI1M)
Now that really bums me out.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: OK, so the rest of us don't need to? at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: exdem13
Hey, let's call her at 3am and see if she can answer the phone.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)
I am gonna have to replay Portal 2.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2020 10:46 PM (FwR7v)
No,
Whats up with that?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
I'm on the knife edge of renting a trailer to pick up some artwork for the living room.
https://tinyurl.com/y5zwpcp3
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (t+qrx)
The election is invalid for one reason alone -
https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/
status/1333745145628426242
"If we can't audit our nation's vote-counting software because the company claims it is proprietary information, I'm totally cool with that. But obviously the election has to be thrown out in whole for that very reason. I see no room for compromise on this point."
Assholes in Georgia actually tired to defend in court their use of a certain machine specifically because it was 'proprietary' so yous cannot lookie at it.
Anybody who defends such opacity is also an asshole and demonstrates a level of ignorance amounting to treason.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)
I am gonna have to replay Portal 2.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (9LbM5)
You monster.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
For the good of all of us,
except the ones who are dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: Miklos Ramone at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Probably got a corneal abrasion. Hurt like a SOB but heal quick. Were you blowing metal shavings? Sometimes they can get embedded in the cornea and need to be removed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (aOwS2)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2020 10:43 PM (t+qrx)
Absolute genius. Insane, but genius.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (dNzKv)
When did the Repubs say that?
Posted by: clutch at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (9UmRs)
Stuff blew-back in some kind of swirling vortex, right behind my plastic safety glasses, like I wasn't wearing 'em at all.
Baush & Lomb Eyewash is relief, every hour on the hour.
If it's this bad tomorrow, I'll go see the eyeball doc.
Reminds me; I once had to quit a job because of a vision problem. Walked in and told the boss "I can't see me working here anymore."
Finis
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 10:45 PM (QzJWU)
Definitely see a doctor about your eye, Jim!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (Nyumu)
Coleman tents.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:50 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2020 10:46 PM (FwR7v)
No,
Whats up with that?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
Check the DNR site. Chippewa county is in 4 different zones now. The places we hunted this year are in 3 different zones. It's ridiculous.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2020 10:50 PM (FwR7v)
Um, I'm all askeered to say anything about that particular subject.
I'll take some FZ any ol' time, tho'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)
SMH.
And I'm not referring to our lovely 'ette.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 10:50 PM (6aI1M)
https://tinyurl.com/y5zwpcp3
Posted by: hogmartin
Maybe out by the Tiki Bar?
Posted by: Miklosian Aesthetics LLP at December 02, 2020 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Check the DNR site. Chippewa county is in 4 different zones now. The places we hunted this year are in 3 different zones. It's ridiculous.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2020 10:50 PM (FwR7v)
One county in 4 zones?
Holy Fing Shit.......
DNR ugh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: exdem13
Do they make XXXL adult diapers?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
Deep-Ends
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:51 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
Careful, or you'll end up as a potato.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2020 10:51 PM (t+qrx)
in and told the boss "I can't see me working here anymore."
Reminds me; I once had to quit a job because of a vision problem. Walked
in and told the boss "I can't see me working here anymore."
*rimshot* All week. Veal. Waitress.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: exdem13
Hey, let's call her at 3am and see if she can answer the phone.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (FsgBK)
In a perfect world, when she finally strokes out, the coroner announced the TOD as 3AM.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2020 10:52 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: You Know Who at December 02, 2020 10:52 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cadet Third Class Miklos at December 02, 2020 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 02, 2020 10:52 PM (aOwS2)
On the one hand, there's everything about how Tank Abrams is already harvesting hundreds of thousands of absentee ballots and how Kemp apparently sold out to Dominion (correct me, gently, if someone has evidence to the contrary)...
...On the other hand, the Filibuster...
Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2020 10:53 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Blackbeard at December 02, 2020 10:53 PM (fLVm1)
Lin Wood said that Perdue and Loeffler should be at the rally if they want our votes. They don't get our votes, they EARN our votes. It's fucking true. STFU about going through another bullshit election when Kemp still has the blood on his knife he put in Trump's back.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 02, 2020 10:53 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 10:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:54 PM (dNzKv)
Tonight I went for a heavy wool sweater and the flannel lined jeans. No thermal underwear. Aside from my hands, just about perfect.
It may be scratchy, but wool really is the best.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:54 PM (9LbM5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (dNzKv)
So, the MI legislature is concerned about overturning the votes of dead people.
Zombie apocalypse ?
Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2020 10:54 PM (XR+PY)
Oh, I'll bet she can take a dump walking down the street and still not hit her shoes.
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2020 10:55 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 10:55 PM (JdMqP)
Posted by: funsize at December 02, 2020 10:55 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 10:49 PM (Nyumu)
Get in my belly!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 02, 2020 10:55 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 02, 2020 10:52 PM (aOwS2)
Agree!
And not that Blondie, You Know Who...
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 10:56 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2020 10:56 PM (JRrfV)
Posted by: funsize at December 02, 2020 10:55 PM (EiPf6)
Isn't knitting having a lot of problems with SJWs these days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:56 PM (9LbM5)
These dudes are not going to switch the vote. No fucking way. One of their main points was 'you should have requested a recount' and Giuliani said 'why recount using the same fraudulent machines?'
It ended there. Let's hope for PA, AZ and maybe one other.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 02, 2020 10:56 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Rusty at December 02, 2020 10:56 PM (+SloN)
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:41
What was that song that said Eli's a coming...
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (Iynsv)
certain machine specifically because it was 'proprietary' so yous cannot
lookie at it.
---
That's probably a better defense than "You can't inspect the software because we shredded all the hard drives."
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2020 10:50 PM (FwR7v)
I don't care why anyone hunts bear. But, I've heard the meat is horrible. Does anyone hunt it for the meat?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
https://tinyurl.com/y5zwpcp3
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (t+qrx)
That's awfully pretty for only $900.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
...and ??
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Is there no end to the treachery in this country?
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 02, 2020 10:45 PM (7ZQe3)
The treachery is wider and deeper than you could imagine: Breitbart is no longer the trusted source it once was and they sure do not support our president- Andrew wouldn't recognize it today and it has been discussed in these threads - so take the Wood story with a grain of salt.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/y5zwpcp3
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2020 10:48 PM (t+qrx)[/]
At that price, you can't NOT buy it!
Pull the spark plugs, and put about 2 fl.oz. of Kroil into each cylinder. You've got to put enough in there so that the slant-angle of the bores fills up with Kroil, enough to cover the "high-side" of the piston/cylinder wall juncture.
Let that soak down for about a week, and see of you start to get some movement inside the engine when you bear down on the kickstarter.
Long as you can get the parts moving, then you can tear it down, and get a machine shop to do a mild re-bore, go up one piston-ring size, and with a few other details (carb rebuilds), you should be on the road to success.
Do NOT try to actually start a newly "un-frozen" engine. There will be galvanic corrosion ridges where the old piston rings were stuck to the cylinder walls. Running the engine would ruin it in under a minute.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 10:58 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:58 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Hey Ewe! BOHICA
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt88)
it's only an infected lymph node, not a stone in my parotid gland.
(who knew saliva glands could have stones?)
doc said that, if i ever got one, i should drink some straight lemon juice, and the sudden influx of saliva should float the bastard out.
i'd rather not get them to begin with, but i'm funny that way.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (JdMqP)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (E0PSG)
Lin Wood said that Perdue and Loeffler should be at the rally if they want our votes. They don't get our votes, they EARN our votes. It's fucking true. STFU about going through another bullshit election when Kemp still has the blood on his knife he put in Trump's back.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 02, 2020 10:53 PM (MPYWI)
**************
They'll be with Trump at the rally on Saturday.
Trump wants us to vote for them.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (fLpTX)
Let's hand it over to the judges...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 11:00 PM (Nyumu)
The reason various professors are having problems teaching socialism is that it's an inherently flawed system whose crowning achievement is it's utter failure when implemented.
To boot, there doesn't seem to be a single one that realizes the problems inherent with socialism, only that it hasn't (by their reasoning) been done right by the right people yet.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2020 11:00 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (fLpTX)
Let's hand it over to the judges...
Posted by: Cicero
Huh.
We know which way they lean.
Posted by: Uncompensated Legal Commentator Miklos at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)
SMH.
And I'm not referring to our lovely 'ette.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 10:50 PM (6aI1M)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yeah, Revelry went entirely SJW and kicked out hundreds, if not thousands of conservative members.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (Rvt88)
-the sheep
Posted by: runner
I explained to my grandson sheep start out the size of buffalo, but after a couple of rain storms, they end up the size they are. His mom was not amused.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: I see what I did there at December 02, 2020 11:02 PM (BBWrU)
Pissed me off that even a well fitted pair of safety glasses didn't fend off the offending bit.
Must've been the Kung Flu sawdust. It's gonna get us all, it's gonna get us alllll !
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 11:02 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
some people....
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 11:02 PM (Nyumu)
Dems ought to be ashamed of themselves for how fucking stupid and idiotic they are. At least vote smart people into office if you're going to blindly follow these fucking dipshits.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2020 10:35 PM (SScvq)
Ditto. Some of the most painful tv (Michigan legislature committee meeting /hearing tonight on OAN--live) i recall watching.
Maddening.
The hate, the condescension from the Communists....
Anybody that does not think they wont try to put us on the train to the 'showers' is not watching or listening.
Posted by: Voter theater. at December 02, 2020 11:02 PM (WbAOU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yeah, Revelry went entirely SJW and kicked out hundreds, if not thousands of conservative members.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (Rvt8
They made yarn political. Yarn.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:02 PM (nakwk)
Wait why am I here?
Posted by: funsize at December 02, 2020 11:02 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (ZSK0i)
Overall, the takeaway from Lin Wood was if we don't fight for this as we the people and with GOP support, we are going to lose. I think he's using this as leverage to get the GOP involved. I completely agree. If the fucking GOP is more interested in talking about amnesty than trying to keep Trump in, then fuck them.
And don't say I havent posted here before.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (fLpTX)
-the sheep
Posted by: runner
I explained to my grandson sheep start out the size of buffalo, but after a couple of rain storms, they end up the size they are. His mom was not amused.
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Ah, so you inherited story telling from my maternal grandfather. He loved a good tall tale, he did.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (W+kMI)
Must've been the Kung Flu sawdust. It's gonna get us all, it's gonna get us alllll !
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 11:02 PM (QzJWU)
It's a very poplar diagnosis these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yeah, Revelry went entirely SJW and kicked out hundreds, if not thousands of conservative members.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (Rvt8
-------------------
Yes, only political knitting of The Left is allowed there now.
Right after the founders of Ravelry went super left SJW, the male founder decided he was actually a "she".
So that place is all kinds of messed up.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
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bears taste primarily like their main food source.
IOW, if the bear has been subsisting primarily on road kill, it's gonna taste funny.
ask me how i know.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (JdMqP)
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What happened? Did someone try and take her to a milking stall? Or was someone insisting that she needed to be taken to the slaughterhouse? Both would be bad. Poisoning milk or a hamburger could get someone killed!
Posted by: junior at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (PTw5h)
349. The Dems are using the recount excuse. I got an email back today from my dem Rep in the Michigan House who said that exact sentence as the Republican said in the hearing. Republican wasiasking Rudy for a rebuttal and it was the truth. Why pay for a recount of fraudulent ballots? Even the actual canvassers cannot get an accurate count.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (JRrfV)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:04 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2020 10:54 PM (dNzKv)
Surely the SC understands this concept.
The overwhelming evidence of blatant fraud just reeks!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 11:04 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at December 02, 2020 11:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:04 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:04 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:04 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
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bears taste primarily like their main food source.
IOW, if the bear has been subsisting primarily on road kill, it's gonna taste funny.
ask me how i know.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (JdMqP)
What if they've been eating hikers?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:05 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Can you imagine the fireball she'd make at her cremation?
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2020 11:05 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Ward at December 02, 2020 11:05 PM (nzKWW)
Yeah, Revelry went entirely SJW and kicked out hundreds, if not thousands of conservative members.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (Rvt8
You'll just have to form your own conservative knitting group!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yeah, Revelry went entirely SJW and kicked out hundreds, if not thousands of conservative members.
Posted by: Tonypete
I'd never join a club that would have me as a member !!!!
Posted by: Groucho Wearing the Sweater the Elephant Stretched Out ... at December 02, 2020 11:05 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 02, 2020 11:05 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:58 PM (FsgBK)
I exchanged her for three $20s and said keep the change.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 02, 2020 11:06 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2020 10:50
I'm kinda slow so I have no idea what that means.
But it brings to Shemp had a new show on CNN? Wonder how ratings are going, never heard anything about the histrionic.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 11:06 PM (Iynsv)
IOW, if the bear has been subsisting primarily on road kill, it's gonna taste funny.
ask me how i know.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (JdMqP)
Yet, the best meat I've ever had was a bear roast.
Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2020 11:06 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:05 PM (nakwk)
Long pig.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2020 11:06 PM (iXQKd)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:06 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: funsize at December 02, 2020 11:07 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: hyper > super at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Trump wants us to vote for them.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (NpAcC)
They may have value as impeachment protection if some steps are taken between now and the runoff to eliminate that vectors of vote fraud used against Trump.
Otherwise the GA runoff results are going to be whatever Beijing assigns us.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Insomniac
Is that a pun?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Palindrome.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (oZuI0)
Trump wants us to vote for them.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 10:59 PM (NpAcC)
They may have value as impeachment protection if some steps are taken between now and the runoff to eliminate that vectors of vote fraud used against Trump.
Otherwise the GA runoff results are going to be whatever Beijing assigns us.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (kOpft)
Also, stopping the Dems from being able to Nuke the Filibuster.
Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (vmRc0)
The bald dude was a Republican and the beginning bit was vocal hand jive, the important part was the last bit that he didn't see enough fraud to overturn the election.
The GOP MI Legislature is not going to overturn the election.
The GOP is an illigitimate political party.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (amroL)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (6aI1M)
Next time try drinking it instead.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)
https://tinyurl.com/yxlyl5x8
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (nakwk)
That was my favorite western.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (2N7oZ)
Why don't people understand this?
Same with SCOTUS.
Same with the House voting by state.
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (kJLgb)
The overwhelming evidence of blatant fraud just reeks!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 11:04 PM (5FCda)
The emanations and penumbras of the shadows of the Constitution sure make it look like it's only a tax!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (Nyumu)
He won't concede. Just move to Florida.
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:10 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (6aI1M)
Next time try drinking it instead.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)
Really? LOL.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 11:10 PM (6aI1M)
10% off all flatware sets, through New Year's 2020.
code:
holiday2020
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2020 11:10 PM (02b6n)
Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
You guys *can* practice that stuff on a prior thread. Just sayin'...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 02, 2020 11:11 PM (ZSK0i)
Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Just imagine how much more it's gonna cost when the Dems install 15 more Proggies onto the bench.
Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2020 11:11 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (J7U/R)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled
It was a dark and stormy ... and made from the top shelf, I might add ...
Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (E0PSG)
how are you able to put italics in comments? html tags aint it
the magic term is bbcode, but there are really only a few of them the hamsters can deal with.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (5br8a)
Posted by: Rusty at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (+SloN)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (DMQdU)
concede if none of the legal challenges amount to anything?
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I think there's enough of the Caesar Plan talk coming from people in his orbit to think it's being considered.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy with a non-compliant beer mug at December 02, 2020 11:11 PM (ZSK0i)
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF US !
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (zr5Kq)
you think he would concede if none of the legal challenges amount to
anything?
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 11:08 PM (Nyumu)
He won't concede. Just move to Florida.
Posted by: runner
Yes.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (r1z5A)
And don't say I havent posted here before.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (MPYWI)
************
Well, I don't recognize your nic.
Why should I trust Lin Wood over Trump?
Besides this is what the Dems are pushing us to do.
To not vote or to write in Trump.
It's insane to fall for this tactic. It's propaganda and brainwashing.
Can't wait to come to the thread on January 5th, drink champagne and cheer on the Dems, Stacy Abrams and Hollywood that will show the Republicans/
Might even go over to Bill Kristol's site and congratulate him on a job well done.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2020 11:11 PM (vmRc0)
Relax, it will only cost the deplorable people that don't really matter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (oqV6o)
bears taste primarily like their main food source.
IOW, if the bear has been subsisting primarily on road kill, it's gonna taste funny.
ask me how i know.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won!
Yogi would taste like sandwiches.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yeah, Revelry went entirely SJW and kicked out hundreds, if not thousands of conservative members.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (Rvt8
Yes, the founder of Ravelry decided he was a she, or she was he. A bunch of people quit, I suppose they feel better saying they kicked them out.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (Rz2Nc)
"If we can't audit our nation's vote-counting software because the
company claims it is proprietary information, I'm totally cool with
that. But obviously the election has to be thrown out in whole for that
very reason. I see no room for compromise on this point."
This is actually a feature in the view of your US Congress.
It's important that the deplorables not see exactly how the sausage gets made. They totally grok deceptive architecture.
When Dominion's 'Legislationware 2K' drops, it'll be lit.
"Would You Like To See What's In It?"
"Press 'PASS IT' "
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (Y8GVo)
Why am I so tired so early? And I'm caffienated up the wazoo.
Not enough alcohol again. My my.
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2020 11:14 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 02, 2020 11:14 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2020 11:09 PM (vmRc0)
If Beijing wants the filibuster and Mitch in place for some reason, then yes.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:14 PM (kOpft)
Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
types .. deletes ..
If they believe that this election is fraudulent, then they are faced with a choice of being numbered among the great men and women of history or among its most lowly cowards. And they have secret service protection. No need to be over-pessimistic.
G-d will determine this one.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:14 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 02, 2020 11:15 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (kOpft)
Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2020 11:15 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (J7U/R)
Don't. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Zombie Steve McQueen at December 02, 2020 11:15 PM (Izzlo)
I don't care why anyone hunts bear. But, I've heard the meat is horrible. Does anyone hunt it for the meat?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 10:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
The AtC answer is yes, absolutely. The longer answer was started up thread when someone observed that bears taste like what they eat. Around here, I've never harvested a bear that wasn't really good eating. Could you get an old boar or sow that specialized in eating garbage that tasted terrible? Sure. But you can minimize even that by trimming off as much fat as possible.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2020 11:16 PM (FwR7v)
I may be slow, but the "least of the worst" options seems to make so much sense here,
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 11:16 PM (oqV6o)
Well, you see, caffeine flushes glucose out of the liver. Once that runs out, so do you.
Carbohydrates are building blocks for more sugar. And since alcohol is chock full of carbohydrates, the obvious answer is you need to drink.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 02, 2020 11:17 PM (ZSK0i)
Palindrome.
Posted by: Insomniac
That was my favorite western.
Posted by: Joe Biden
Half wit will travel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2020 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
I suppose everyone's run off to put caffeine up his wazoo...
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (J7U/R)
$20, same as at Starbucks
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Carbohydrates are building blocks for more sugar. And since alcohol is chock full of carbohydrates, the obvious answer is you need to drink.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 02, 2020 11:17 PM (ZSK0i)
If only I liked to drink more.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 11:18 PM (6aI1M)
It's insane to fall for this tactic. It's propaganda and brainwashing.
You keep saying this. It keeps being bullshit.
How do We the People control our government if we give our vote to those who do not represent us?
You are cheapening American's votes and asking us to "Just Vote For Your Party, Dumbasses" . En masse. Like we can't think for ourselves. Like we have no agency.
You insult everyone here when you post this.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 02, 2020 11:18 PM (Y8GVo)
367 @CodeMonkeyZ 55m https://tinyurl.com/y3ogjzdr
Watch Dominion Representatives at Gwinnett County Election Central tabulation room suspiciously operate the batch adjudication system. (@launa_usa video)
They are highlighting adjudication batches up for review and either deleting or accepting batches WITHOUT REVIEWING.
The batches of ballots they are highlighting in the top right window are ready for review, but they skipped the review process and either deleted the batches or pushed them through to be submitted without reviewing anything. (page 20 in manual)
In the [prior] January exam, during adjudication of the ballots in the test election, one of the Dominion representatives made a series of mistakes that caused the entire batch of adjudication results to be lost.
It's about who manages the ballots, especially with no reviews.
IMO that system is ripe for corruption/fraud?
Here's just one example (2.7 in manual) I can see of how it could be used to 'spoil data' and this could be done on-site or via the internet
The adjudication software manual indicates that they could even have been spoiling batches meant for one specific candidate.
Step 1: Select all
Step 2: Send to Adjudication
Step 3: Spoil the entire batch (presto!)
Wow!!! Its that easy to spoil the ballot batches!?
Is that what those suspicious DOMINION REPRESENTATIVES were doing with our ballot batches???
Posted by: More with Xavier Khouri at December 02, 2020 09:00 PM
Posted by: Likely it won't be so bad in the runoffs at December 02, 2020 11:18 PM (BBWrU)
Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Aside from the very real possibility that they'll be stacked into irrelevance? They're supposed to uphold the Constitution.
Quaint concept, I know.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 11:18 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 11:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 11:18 PM (HaL55)
And since alcohol is chock full of carbohydrates, the obvious answer is
you need to drink.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 02, 2020 11:17 PM (ZSK0i)
Getting to two fiddy ain't easy.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 02, 2020 11:19 PM (2N7oZ)
Besides this is what the Dems are pushing us to do.
To not vote or to write in Trump.
It's insane to fall for this tactic. It's propaganda and brainwashing.
Can't wait to come to the thread on January 5th, drink champagne and
cheer on the Dems, Stacy Abrams and Hollywood that will show the
Republicans/
Might even go over to Bill Kristol's site and congratulate him on a job well done.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 11:13 PM (NpAcC)
Could you please explain, given the theft of the Presidential election, why exactly you think the voters matter in the senate runoff?
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:20 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 02, 2020 11:14 PM (3/XaG)
At some point you'll find out that he's just a psy-op actor in this too..
Posted by: Graduate of Henry Makow school of conspiracies at December 02, 2020 11:20 PM (BBWrU)
IOW, if the bear has been subsisting primarily on
ask me how i know.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (JdMqP)
mildly edited for clarity
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 11:21 PM (QzJWU)
It passed completely unopposed. Not one (R) voted against it.
Hadrian has been looking unsuccessfully for work in IT for 18 months.
Tell me again how we need to preserve the (R) Senate.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 02, 2020 11:21 PM (Y8GVo)
At some point you'll find out that he's just a psy-op actor in this too..
Posted by: Graduate of Henry Makow school of conspiracies at December 02, 2020 11:20 PM (BBWrU)
godlikeproductions.com
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:21 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Carly at December 02, 2020 11:21 PM (AXTSd)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2020 11:16 PM (FwR7v)
The person that told me bear meat was awful, had a hunting camp on paper mill property in upstate New York. These bears weren't eating anything other from nature. People he hunted with did bear season, he said it was grissley and not really good eating. With that being said, if I see a bear, I'm shooting.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2020 11:23 PM (J7U/R)
If that kid Charlie was my kid, he'd not sit down for a week. What a little shit.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2020 11:25 PM (axyOa)
G-d will determine this one.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:14 PM (fLpTX)
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If they chicken out, they will immediately be joined by 15 new members and will become completely irrelevant. but parties and invites to special events and all the perqs of being part of the cool crowd that doesn't make waves or holds any icky opinions that involve acknowledging the deplorables, well then.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 02, 2020 11:25 PM (oGBso)
COVID-SBD - a limerick
An epidemiologist named Hedley
Offered his opinion most readily
The virus got its start
In a juicy Chinese fart
You might say this thing is silent but deadly
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2020 11:25 PM (m45I2)
She is! Why the hell was she asking Jessy Jacobs if that was the name she was born with, and demanded to know her maiden name? That was either to go after family members, or to look into her immigration status. *spit*
Posted by: Toni at December 02, 2020 11:26 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (LPnfS)
--Adriane, I am winking at you because I know you are a top 'ette and will devour my book.
Thus far, there are few references to storms in my novel. They are serious, and not mere tropes.
QUOTE: "It was just not fair that he was so far upstorm in Pleasant Harbor, so apart from that surge."
Very, very smart Morons and 'Ettes roam here, and when my story goes public, I want to make them proud, or at least make myself proud enough to wander their circles.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)
A great deal of the objectionable taste of most wild game comes from poor handling from the harvesting to the tabling.
All wild meat benefits from rapid cooling and cleaning, just as domestic meat does.
Both deer and bear benefit from careful boning. The marrow in both is strong and will flavor the meat.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2020 11:27 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2020 11:27 PM (+ya+t)
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If the GOP has 3 unstoppable ways to win and instead murders the republic, they are on the Dems side anyway.
The little spats are to keep people fooled.
What did the Republican Senate do today while PDT was fighting to save the land of the free?
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:28 PM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Uncompensated Miklos at December 02, 2020 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 11:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:28 PM (kJLgb)
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:20 PM (kOpft
***********
They want you to think there's no hope. People are more aware now of the theft and hopefully because of what we've seen Trump should have thousands of observers.
Too much apathy around here and I am not an optimistic person, but I never give up hope or at least trying.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 11:29 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Then was hassled on the way out by the receipt nazi.
I can't wait until Publix opens up here.
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (YxfPJ)
Just came back from my local Wally World. In place of the paper face diaper, I wore a cheap-ass clear plastic face shield. The mask Nazi at the store entrance nodded me in, no hassle. Saw a few people without mask of any kind, and they were not being hassled, either.
The plastic face shield is a lot less obtrusive to wear. I can breathe freely, and people can see my face, worse luck for them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 11:30 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2020 11:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: redridinghood
I couldn't care less about apathetic people.
Posted by: Motivated Miklos at December 02, 2020 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 02, 2020 11:25 PM (oGBso
We shall see. I will note that I like to believe that He threw a wrench in the machinations of man when He inserted ACB into this equation.
At this point, we need to pray. America represents the triumph of the human soul founded on a bedrock of divinity. Our founders built this edifice on an everlasting foundation and now its only that which will save it.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:31 PM (fLpTX)
Who does it serve,
to have the poorest and most expensive education system in the west
to allow unrestrained illegal immigration
to allow unrestrained importation of "refugees"
to have society divided into the myraid of factions and against each other
to consistently and constently weaken the military while half heartedly fighting perpetual wars a half a world away
to depose tyrants in favor of terrorists
to consistently undermine the legal system and permit flouting of the law by select groups
to undermine traditional values in favor of wanton self indulgence
to allow unrestrained growth of national debt
to permit near complete opacity and impunity in the way government conducts business and behaves towards citizens
to permit the continuous and constant loss of faith in government and institutions
to have fiscal and monetary policies that perpetuate a mediocre economy that is destroying the middle class
to have a runaway regulatory environment that hamstrings small business and innovation while fostering mega-corporate bloat and inertia
to disarm law abiding citizens exercising their right to frustrate tyranny
This is only a tiny list of potential questions that not only aren't being asked, but for which we should be demanding answers.
If the situations posed by these questions do not serve the country and do not serve the people of the country, if these situations likely affect the world in negative ways, who does it serve to have these situations in force?
I've tried and will continue to try to suggest here, that we need to start thinking differently. We need to start looking deeper. We need to start acting differently towards each other. We need to change our expectations. We need to expect more and expect better.
By continuing to be angry and negative and hateful, I believe, we are doing the work of whoever those situations posed in those questions serve.
We are not here for this. We are here for something better. I think that if we change our expectations, we will be taking an important first step toward... better.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 01, 2016 10:33 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2020 11:31 PM (jK8Z7)
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What a coincidence. My daughter had an assignment today to write a speech using five different forms of fallacies. Thanks for a perfect example.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 02, 2020 11:31 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:28 PM (kJLgb)
Honestly? Fuck it. People think I'm a troll either way.
Say that it looks like the GOPe senate wants to throw Trump under the bus? Then I'm a commie who wants the Dems to control every branch.
Say that the Filibuster is the final fence left that the commies haven't torn down? Then I'm making excuses for the weak cvck GOPe sisters.
Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2020 11:32 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Snidely Whiplash moustache
Works for me
Posted by: Miklos notes that Walmart does not stock moustache wax at December 02, 2020 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2020 11:33 PM (rN0IE)
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:33 PM (E0PSG)
Fulton County Commissioner @LizHausmann just alerted me that Fulton County is re-scanning a batch of 12,000 ballots due to unexplained technical problems. We have dispatched Republican monitors back to the tabulation center. This is maddening.
Posted by: Another Dominion software "update"? at December 02, 2020 11:33 PM (BBWrU)
Even when you have a lifetime sinecure as an unaccountable judge, you have to remember A-List DC cocktail parties are lit AF!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 11:34 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:33 PM (E0PSG)
Reminds me of Steven Wright who is awesome
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:34 PM (fLpTX)
more aware now of the theft and hopefully because of what we've seen
Trump should have thousands of observers.
Too much apathy around here and I am not an optimistic person, but I never give up hope or at least trying.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 11:29 PM (NpAcC)
So your hope is that people will be more motivated to observe a couple senate races than a Presidential election?
And it isn't apathy you're seeing. It's a recognition that elections aren't a reliable means of imposing our will on the vermin that comprise government if those election fraud is not harshly punished.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:35 PM (kOpft)
---
They are not chicken. They are traitors. This is a coup. They are on the Dems' side.
I'm not going to talk about it anymore. I can't stop people from being a GOP fan boi while the knife is entering their back.
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:35 PM (kJLgb)
No, Keith, we want the whole world to see a racist evil bastard like you working his corruption in real fucking time.
You piece of shit traitor to America.
Fuck you.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2020 10:24 PM (sy5kK)
If Keith X is the "lead prosecutor" does that mean he'll be the courtroom attorney? If so those cops will all walk.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2020 11:36 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:28 PM (zr5Kq)
************
Lin Wood did not impress me today. I always assumed he was this great lawyer, and had only heard him speak on Hannity's show about the Covington case. Today, he reminded me of some shady Evangelical preacher.
I was saddened and disappointed.
I was impressed by Vernon Jones today.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 11:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Motivated Miklos
Similar to what I think of ignorance and apathy:
I don't know and I don't care.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:36 PM (Rvt88)
We talked about starting an apathy club in my high school, but no one ever showed up.
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:33 PM (E0PSG)
Sounds like a Steven Wright one-liner. I heard it in his voice when I read it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2020 11:36 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 11:30 PM (mzC7
I like mine, but I'm not allowed to wear it at work. I have to wear a mask.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:36 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:31 PM (fLpTX)
Praying every day, havelhavolim.
Nothing happens apart from God's will. If the destruction of our country is allowed, then I will assume that we are heading toward the last days.
It has felt that way for a while, even before this election.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 11:37 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 11:37 PM (fLpTX)
"I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 02, 2020 11:37 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:33 PM (E0PSG)
--------------------
Procrastinators club sounded like fun, but nobody ever got around to organizing it.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 02, 2020 11:38 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:39 PM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:40 PM (kJLgb)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 02, 2020 10:59
Glad it's not more serious red. As they say...be well.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Gilded
No you heretic! It depends on the sauce/gravy you are planning to serve.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (Rvt88)
Sweet land of Liberty...
of thee I sing...
land where my father's died...
land of the pilgrims' pride..
from every mountainside...
let freedom ring...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:40 PM (kJLgb)
--Shells, duh.
Especially when they catch that cheese/sauce.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (oZuI0)
They were from Columbia, S.C. They grew their popularity in Charleston S.C. My mom met Darius Rucker when he did a solo concert there. Said he was a really nice dude.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 02, 2020 10:12 PM (oAY8z)
His 'Wagon Wheel' video is on of my favorites....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 02, 2020 11:42 PM (7MrNp)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots
Ha!
Iwas a member of a legally registered political party in Hungary, the Pato Pal Party.
Pato Pal is a character from Hungarian literature, a little mouse famous for procrastination.
The many Party Plenary Meetings were always put off until Dec 30 of each year. But always at the same pub.
Posted by: Miklos, would not serve if elected at December 02, 2020 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Plato
You're telling me? Plus, he expected the homework to be done on time.
Posted by: Alexander of Macedon at December 02, 2020 11:42 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 11:42 PM (oZuI0)
in the machinations of man when He inserted ACB into this equation.
At this point, we need to pray. America represents the triumph of
the human soul founded on a bedrock of divinity. Our founders built this
edifice on an everlasting foundation and now its only that which will
save it.
---
Exactly. The purpose of America is to show The World what is possible if we each do what God created us to do rather than what some ruler wants us to do. It could be we're no longer capable of that or it could be in the (very) End Times, it's no longer a valuable lesson. I don't think we're there yet because of the ACB move.
It wasn't that long ago we had the meme of her holding the pad with 5-4 written on it.
As to things going wrong, I think it's far more likely 4 (or more) of the gope legislatures gope us than SCOTUS messing this up.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:42 PM (kOpft)
I like mine, but I'm not allowed to wear it at work. I have to wear a mask.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:36 PM (zNpyh)
I've never worn any mask except my sparkly mesh one.
It saved my life.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Steven Wright at December 02, 2020 11:43 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:40 PM (kJLgb)
penne.
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2020 11:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:40 PM (kJLgb)
I like different shapes for different dishes. Chicken marsala - farfalle, shrimp scampi - angel hair, Salisbury steak - elbow macaroni, etc.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:43 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Miklos, would not serve if elected at December 02, 2020 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Might wanna start a branch here.
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:44 PM (kJLgb)
I'd like to know what his examples were....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 02, 2020 11:44 PM (7MrNp)
Posted by: Gilded
No you heretic! It depends on the sauce/gravy you are planning to serve.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (Rvt8
Lasagna is a sandwich. Fight me!
Posted by: J. Jonah Goldberg at December 02, 2020 11:45 PM (Izzlo)
It saved my life.
Posted by: Ladyl
Made of sparkly Mithril?
Posted by: Miklos of the Shire at December 02, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
It saved my life.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
That's the one I wear when I can't wear my face shield.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:46 PM (zNpyh)
Explain how a Democrat Senate is better than a Republican Senate.
Because that is what you are advocating.
Which tells me you are either stupid or a troll.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2020 11:46 PM (h87hm)
And it isn't apathy you're seeing. It's a recognition that elections aren't a reliable means of imposing our will on the vermin that comprise government if those election fraud is not harshly punished.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:35 PM (kOpft)
**********
I think Trump and the Republicans were unprepared for the massive amount of voter fraud.
Not blaming them, because Covid allowed for the perfect storm for Dems to cheat. There were other factors like Roberts screwing us on the Pennsylvania rule change.
Because we had the Senate we were able to confirm ACB as well as 2 other justices which hopefully will nullify Roberts.
The Dems win and pack the court this will ultimately have an impact on my family.
I am not ready to surrender to this.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 11:46 PM (NpAcC)
If they were chicken, it would be a coop.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Miklos, adding it to his list, when he finds it at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 02, 2020 10:33 PM (ZSK0i)
Perhaps a pilot light?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 02, 2020 11:44 PM (7MrNp)
The UK comes to mind...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (xT2tT)
Explain how a Democrat Senate is better than a Republican Senate.
Because that is what you are advocating.
Which tells me you are either stupid or a troll.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2020 11:46 PM (h87hm)
--CBD, playing the role of my brother in my fam.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Pelosi FTW at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (BBWrU)
Sweet land of Liberty...
of thee I sing...
land where my father's died...
land of the pilgrims' pride..
from every mountainside...
let freedom ring...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (u1WYs)
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I remember learning that song in kindergarten. At a public school.
Yes I'm 29.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (oGBso)
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now hes gone.
Once I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time.
My girlfriend got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she could scratch it was to think of sandpaper.
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:48 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:48 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:40 PM (kJLgb)
I like different shapes for different dishes. Chicken marsala - farfalle, shrimp scampi - angel hair, Salisbury steak - elbow macaroni, etc.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:43 PM (zNpyh)
Well aren't we all fancy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:48 PM (nakwk)
It saved my life.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 11:43 PM
I've not worn my special mask made of luxurious Cardassian leather with the iridium borate spikes and grommets and the fake blood spatter in months...
Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2020 11:48 PM (J7U/R)
Never quit, never despair. Consider this, take a look back through our history, and you'll see that throughout we've faced and prevailed over other issues, some even more serious than the current mess.
Many of these issues have ruined other nations not blessed with a political system unique as ours.
Don't fall prey to the narratives spewed by the MSM, they do this to sow dissension and fear.
Remember who you are and where we live.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2020 11:48 PM (KATBx)
The top pic is stunning.
The bottom pic makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 11:48 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, refreshing a refreshment at December 02, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:40 PM (kJLgb)
--Shells, duh.
Especially when they catch that cheese/sauce.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (oZuI0)
Jumbo shells look like vaginas.
Posted by: But they taste better at December 02, 2020 11:49 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:49 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2020 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
https://tinyurl.com/y2fddlow
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 11:50 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 11:50 PM (6aI1M)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 11:50 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:50 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 02, 2020 10:00 PM (zUdXR)
Well, they can no longer say they don't know of any fraud so there is that.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 02, 2020 11:51 PM (946rW)
--------------------------
I read that first word as Mescaline.
Mescaline republics would give way to anything, which the voters of Oregon are about to find out the hard way.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 02, 2020 11:51 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 11:51 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
This is funny. I am stealing it for future use.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 11:51 PM (IDhUW)
Jumbo shells look like vaginas.
Posted by: But they taste better at December 02, 2020 11:49 PM (S8ePJ)
They do?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 11:52 PM (TdMsT)
Two pages, tops.
YEAH! States' Rights
YEAH! Ef You peasants
I say 'at best' because they will use weasel words (50-100 pages of BS you peasants don't deserve to understand) to Enfucken the Country.
Using candor (my 't best') may inflame the peasants to take up arms and kill the equestrian classes en mass.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2020 11:52 PM (/Dgcm)
Those without masks are cast out and vilified.
Flu season is upon us...they will double down on their barnyard hold on you.
"All animals are created equal....though some animals are more equal than others...
George Orwell...ANIMAL FARM.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2020 11:52 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
This is funny. I am stealing it for future use.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Put them in the dryer and they get even smaller.
Posted by: Miklos, or so I am informed at December 02, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:53 PM (zNpyh)
Posted by: IC
Oh dear...I read that as "pasties". I'll show myself out.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (Rvt8
I agree: "horses for courses," as the Brits say
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:53 PM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Miklos doesn't get out much at December 02, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
If they were chicken, it would be a coop.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (nakwk)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 11:54 PM (5FCda)
My first encounters with Walter E. Williams were when he was sitting in for Rush. RIP Walter E. Williams.
---------
Arrrrrrrgh. 2020 is becoming a year of pure suck.
RIP Dr. Williams
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 11:55 PM (WtXZN)
Posted by: Spotted Dick at December 02, 2020 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:53 PM (zNpyh)
Loss of taste and smell are "telltale" symptoms. I'm sure it's different for everyone, but that's what my family and I had. And that was our only symptom, thankfully.
Posted by: AF at December 02, 2020 11:55 PM (S8ePJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2fddlow
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2020 11:50 PM (NpAcC)
You want to make a point about not being persuaded by people who hate us and lie to us ... by posting a Fox News link?
I really don't think corrupting elections to the point of uselessness is about suppressing our vote. The corruption is the point, they're just clumsy about it because they keep getting away with it. I also think there's far more to win with keeping Trump than a couple more unreliable gope senators.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:55 PM (kOpft)
Weeds can be nutritious and tasty, if we know which ones to pick."
-----------------------
So, we're on the edge of the outback waiting for a check from the last contract to come in. Hungry, sitting on the porch talking and all of a sudden the coon-ass chick (part of the crew) exclaims, Look!
OK, look at what? Thistles! So? I can make a big salad.
Yes, we went out and picked her selected thistles and with the balance of condiments in the fridge had delicious salads.
weeds
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2020 11:56 PM (F0XfQ)
Posted by: But they taste better at December 02, 2020 11:49 PM (S8ePJ)
They do?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 11:52 PM (TdMsT)
I do not think they do. I have a vagina and I have eaten jumbo shells. It never popped into my mind that one looked like the other.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 02, 2020 11:56 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 02, 2020 10:38 PM (FsgBK)
Oh, damn! That brings to mind a cruel practical joke idea. Get one of the prank "fart machines" that plays a repertoire of quite realistic fart sounds, when prompted by a remote control. Place in back pocket, remote in jacket pocket. Approach victim, let one rip. "Oh, gee, sorry about that. Nasty one, too. I should never have eaten that day-old chili." Victim, "No worry, I didn't smell a thing." "You poor bastard, you've got the Covids." (run away in sheer terror)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 11:57 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 11:57 PM (kJLgb)
If they were chicken, it would be a coop.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (nakwk)
Competing with Muldoon, I see.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 11:57 PM (IDhUW)
Remember that just because everyone is focused on the China flu, that all the old diseases are still out there.
p.s. It is never lupus
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:58 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Office of the Biden-Elect at December 02, 2020 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AF at December 02, 2020 11:55 PM (S8ePJ)
Right. That's what hubs has. But as far as feeling sick, I didn't know headache and sore throat were on the list.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:58 PM (zNpyh)
RIP Dr. Williams
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 11:55 PM (WtXZN)
--Yes.
I also learnt that my shrink from when I was in middle school passed last week. He will also be in my novel.
Indeed, PURE SUCK.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 02, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Georgia O'Chef at December 02, 2020 11:59 PM (m45I2)
election, thank the State's legislatures for letting the people think
the have a right to vote for President, correct the Peoples'
misunderstandings, and defer to the States to send whatever Electors
they want.
Two pages, tops.
YEAH! States' Rights
YEAH! Ef You peasants
I say 'at best' because they will use weasel words (50-100 pages of
BS you peasants don't deserve to understand) to Enfucken the Country.
Using candor (my 't best') may inflame the peasants to take up arms and kill the equestrian classes en mass.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2020 11:52 PM (/Dgcm)
Now I am rolling my eyes at you. Thomas does not weasel ever.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 02, 2020 11:59 PM (946rW)
p.s. It is never lupus
Posted by: db
I noticed flu deaths have pretty much disappeared.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 12:00 AM (zNpyh)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
This is funny. I am stealing it for future use.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Put them in the dryer and they get even smaller.
Posted by: Miklos, or so I am informed at December 02, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Still laughing
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 12:01 AM (IDhUW)
...On the other hand, the Filibuster...
Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2020 10:53 PM (vmRc0)
I am a GA voter and my answer is Never Give Up! So they stole the Presidency (or it may seem that way now). Life is hard, suck it up and show up and vote again and dare them to try it again. I'm not quitting cause things aren't going my way for the moment.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 12:02 AM (rt0xh)
Ah, the Horde, quality entertainment.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 12:03 AM (IDhUW)
How do you think the county got their "Panic Porn" numbers?
How do you think they are getting their current numbers...
OH DANG!!!!...Flu season???...ya think?
Yadda Yadda Yadda...We've been had! (Tired of putting this out there)
Are we THAT much sheeple now?
Serious BIDEN WITH 80 MILLION VOTES??????
GOOD GOD...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:03 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2020 11:47 PM (xT2tT)
Believe he (Aristotle) pre-dates fall of UK, CBD.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 03, 2020 12:03 AM (7MrNp)
and of course chicken marsala, shrimp scampi, salisbury steak with appropriate pasta shapes
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:03 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You is a bad man ...
Posted by: Adriane the Less than Witty Book Critic ... at December 03, 2020 12:04 AM (LPnfS)
Yes, we went out and picked her selected thistles and with the balance of condiments in the fridge had delicious salads.
weeds
Posted by: Braenyard
--------
Tosses some Poke Salat into the grocery basket. Ohhh, and look there, some Oxalsis
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:05 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 02, 2020 11:58 PM (zNpyh)
Those are both on the CDC list, but honestly, everything that potentially makes people feel crappy is on their covid symptom list.
Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 12:05 AM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Gilded
Salisbury Steak involves no pasta
Mashed potatoes and gravy
HEATHEN!
Posted by: Aunt Miklos-Esther at December 03, 2020 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:03 AM (kJLgb)
Ha!
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 12:06 AM (zNpyh)
I'd like to know what his examples were....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 02, 2020 11:44 PM (7MrNp
[\i]
He could have been reasoning a priori. It's a lost art.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 12:06 AM (fLpTX)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 12:07 AM (fLpTX)
So if sheep start out the size of buffalo then lambs gotta be regular sheep that got run through the drier.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2020 12:07 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: db at December 03, 2020 12:07 AM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 12:08 AM (zNpyh)
https://tinyurl.com/y5zwpcp3
Posted by: hogmartin
Maybe out by the Tiki Bar?
Posted by: Miklosian Aesthetics LLP at December 02, 2020 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
That is not a Honda Dream, it is a Benly. The Dream is 305 CC. I had one, even rode it a little. Traded straight across for nice '71 Honda CB350.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 12:08 AM (mzC78)
I'm going strong olive oil and salt. But what pasta shape with bitter greens?
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:08 AM (kJLgb)
Prince Andrew is supposedly now being "vocal" (i.e., probably screaming his lungs out) to the Queen, that Charles should never be allowed to become king. Of course dumbshit Andy probably thinks he should get the crown for some bizarre reason. Apparently he and Nancy Pelosi are the exact same type of raging narcissist.
I almost hope this is true just so that once Charles does become king, he can pretty much evict and impoverish his hateful pedo brother.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
My Country tis of thee...
Sweet land of Liberty...
of thee I sing...
land where my father's died...
land of the pilgrims' pride..
from every mountainside...
let freedom ring...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2020 11:41 PM (u1WYs)
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March of Cambredth
Axes flash, broadsword swing,
Shining armour's piercing ring
Horses run with a polished shield,
Fight Those Bastards till They Yield
Midnight mare and blood red roan,
Fight to Keep this Land Your Own
Sound the horn and call the cry,
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!
Follow orders as you're told,
Make Their Yellow Blood Run Cold
Fight until you die or drop,
A Force Like Ours is Hard to Stop
Close your mind to stress and pain,
Fight till You're No Longer Sane
Let not a one damn cur pass by,
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!
Guard your women and children well,
Send These Bastards Back to Hell
We'll teach them the ways of war,
They Won't Come Here Any More
Use your shield and use your head,
Fight till Every One is Dead
Raise the flag up to the sky,
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!
Dawn has broke, the time has come,
Move Your Feet to a Marching Drum
We'll win the war and pay the toll,
We'll Fight as One in Heart and Soul
Midnight mare and blood red roan,
Fight to Keep this Land Your Own
Sound the horn and call the cry,
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!
(first verse)
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 12:09 AM (JdMqP)
Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2020 12:11 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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'Oxalis', dammit. Do NOT eat that other stuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:11 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2020 11:12 PM (5br8a)
I'm pretty sure back in 2004 we could do things like blinking text and maybe even links.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 03, 2020 12:11 AM (9IdCK)
"There will be a moment shortly where history will get a major hard stamping of events...bigger than 911...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:11 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Miklos, recalling "Fergit Hell!" at December 03, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now hes gone.
Once I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time.
My girlfriend got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she could scratch it was to think of sandpaper.
Posted by: db at December 02, 2020 11:48 PM (E0PSG)
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Couple of my favorites:
I came home one day, put my key in the lock, turned it, and my house started up. So I drove it around the neighborhood. Cop pulled me over, said "where do you live?" I said, "right here".
I came home one day, and discovered that everything in my apartment had been stolen, and replaced with an exact duplicate. So I said to my roommate, "Hey, everything in the apartment has been stolen, and replaced with an exact duplicate." He said, "who are you?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2020 12:13 AM (CAJOC)
everything that potentially makes people feel crappy is on their covid
symptom list.
Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 12:05 AM (S8ePJ)
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i don't see anything on there about fraudulent elections, higher taxes, or attacks on enumerated Constitutional rights...
am i missing something?
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 12:14 AM (JdMqP)
Posted by: Gilded
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Unless the Poke Salat has been well boiled, something in a tombstone shape.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:14 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
"Oxaline" is a color known only to archaeologists and copy writers for certain high-end clothing and cosmetic products.
Posted by: Miklos, more of a "Burnt Sienna' kinda guy at December 03, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: funsize at December 03, 2020 12:15 AM (EiPf6)
I nominate Victoria and Wilhelmina.
(I'm biased because the latter is in my novel, but Victoria is a kick-ass name.)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:16 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2020 11:48
Thanks ig. That is the sentiment that is much needed now.
Trying times, but we shall preserve.
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2020 12:16 AM (Iynsv)
RIP Dr. Williams
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 11:55 PM (WtXZN)
Accepting "2020 Sucks" is giving into the Social Media Left's "Worst Year Ever" meme.
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2020 12:16 AM (vmRc0)
everything that potentially makes people feel crappy is on their covid
symptom list.
Posted by: AF
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Hemorrhoids...hemorrhoids are not on the list.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:16 AM (9Fwwf)
Hope no need for sarc tag.
Posted by: kalneva at December 03, 2020 12:17 AM (qU1DE)
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 02, 2020 11:03 PM (MPYWI)
I've seen you post here and it is always with the same defeatist attitude. I agree with you that our State GOP sucks, so what? If we vote R for Senate they might try to steal it, so what? What you advocate will surely give the Senate to the Communists who suck worse than our lamentable GOP and if DJT can't pull this out, I still think that he can, a GOP Senate is going to be our only small hope. No, time to put on your big boy britches & show up to vote GOP and dare them to steal it while we're watching.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 12:17 AM (rt0xh)
maybe an Eagle...?
Maybe a call to arms?
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:17 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: funsize at December 03, 2020 12:15 AM (EiPf6)
Wasn't the last time people know where Breitbart was was when he was at that dinner at Bill Ayers' house?
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2020 12:17 AM (vmRc0)
A. The UK health secretary says that it's because you can't be sure, having had the disease, that you won't get it again.
So... if the natural antibodies can't be sure to prevent re-infection, why should one expect the vaccine prevent it?
Posted by: Bureaucrat logic at December 03, 2020 12:17 AM (BBWrU)
*many jokes later*
I put a new engine in my car. I left the old engine in. Now my car goes 200 miles per hour.
The harmonica sounds great.
Posted by: db at December 03, 2020 12:18 AM (E0PSG)
Accepting "2020 Sucks" is giving into the Social Media Left's "Worst Year Ever" meme.
Posted by: Allie
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Wellllll, in terms of absolute suck, 2020 is not the worst. Suckitude is a scalar.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:19 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:19 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2020 12:16 AM (vmRc0)
I think it was last night's ONT that had someone's Christmas decorations of Santa pissing on 2020.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 03, 2020 12:19 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
Thank you for noticing.
In Hungary 1946-1949 it was called Salami Tactics.
Posted by: Miklos, actual historial with extra life experience credit at December 03, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
I put a new engine in my car.
I didn't take the old one out.
Now I can go 300 miles an hour.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 12:21 AM (OTzUX)
I'd like to know what his examples were....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 02, 2020 11:44 PM (7MrNp
[\i]
He could have been reasoning a priori. It's a lost art.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 12:06 AM (fLpTX)
It would have been Athens, which rose to the heights of Democracy and then destroyed itself during the Peloponnesian War, turning into a brutal tyranny, and eventually ending up ruled by Aristotle's star pupil, Alexander.
I'm sure most of the population was quite happy for Alexander to take over, they had completely wrecked themselves long before he turned up on the scene.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 12:21 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I'm old enough to remember disco.
Posted by: Miklos, stoically at December 03, 2020 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
maybe an Eagle...?
Maybe a call to arms?
Posted by: Nightwatch
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What must have been an owl swept by my head one night. I just felt the brush of air. It was pitch black outside.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:21 AM (l0Lgi)
Accepting "2020 Sucks" is giving into the Social Media Left's "Worst Year Ever" meme.
Posted by: Allie
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Wellllll, in terms of absolute suck, 2020 is not the worst. Suckitude is a scalar.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:19 AM (9Fwwf)
We can just call it The Year America Died.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2020 12:22 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Allie
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I understand you. The coup /color revolution sucks. Tyranny sucks. Politicized "science" sucks
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:22 AM (kJLgb)
Prince Andrew is supposedly now being "vocal" (i.e., probably screaming his lungs out) to the Queen, that Charles should never be allowed to become king. Of course dumbshit Andy probably thinks he should get the crown for some bizarre reason. Apparently he and Nancy Pelosi are the exact same type of raging narcissist.
I almost hope this is true just so that once Charles does become king, he can pretty much evict and impoverish his hateful pedo brother.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
--A poster on Outkick hit on a very interesting point:
Why is it that children (at least famous ones: 0bama, Kaepernick, Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson, et al.) of black dad/white mom are by default "black," while those of black mom/white dad (e.g., Meghan Markle) are "bi-racial?"
Queer, that.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:23 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Greek decline at December 03, 2020 12:24 AM (BBWrU)
That sound you just heard was Tom Servo's microphone bouncing off the floor. @632
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:24 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: db at December 03, 2020 12:24 AM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:22 AM (kJLgb)
Look, I know I'm never going to win anyone over.
But I suck at reading the room, and I don't know the nuances of "Defeatism Good" vs. "Defeatism Bad".
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2020 12:24 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Well then.
Download off-line everything you think worth keeping.
I will negotiate a long-term lease of a disused monastery on an island, possibly Trump Iona Monastery and Classy Last Resort.
Posted by: Father Miklos, SJ (as attested by hash) at December 03, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
And I forget who this was to, it was Hootie and the Blowfish, not Goldfish.
Posted by: funsize at December 03, 2020 12:27 AM (EiPf6)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 02, 2020 11:51
Let me guess, you were of college age in the 70s?
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2020 12:27 AM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2020 12:16 AM (vmRc0)
--2019 ad 2020 have genuinely sucked for me, media be damned.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:27 AM (oZuI0)
Did ya really now? Medical background you must be to size him up SO succinctly..."LOOK MIS HUM" still they pour into the site...now with medical misdirects on our major hero's.
Like tearing down past history to allow their Commie/Pinko/Faggot doctrine to replace.....
and seem... the only normal...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:27 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2020 12:27 AM (KATBx)
Queer, that.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:23 AM (oZuI0)
For someone like me, who isn't famous, and who doesn't make much money, and doesn't matter (black mom/white father, btw), I've been repeatedly told I'm neither.
Most blacks want no part of me because being half-white, I "act white".
And unfortunately, there are various reasons ("IQ realism", my lack of math skills, my absolute social incompetence, people like Obama and Kaepernick being shitheads) that I don't really get accepted as white either.
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2020 12:28 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 02, 2020 11:14 PM
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"Suddenly" they all turned. Seems that way. Reminds me of a passage from William L. Shirer's Berlin Diary:
(1938, Vienna, March 11-12)
"... Emil Maass, my former assistant, an Austro-American, who has long posed as an anti-Nazi, stops before the table. "Well, meine Damen und Herren," he smirks, "it was about time." And he turns over his coat lapel, unpins his hidden Swastika button, and repins it on the outside over the buttonhole."
Posted by: JQ at December 03, 2020 12:28 AM (09wCi)
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Uh, oh.....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:28 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Greek decline at December 03, 2020 12:24 AM (BBWrU)
He learned from Plato that there is no solution to the political problem. There is an impossible (!) best regime. And a least-worst realizable regime:: rule of law. Churchill's famous "except for all the others" quip cribs Plato's Statesman
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:29 AM (kJLgb)
The problem is who so many of the rest of us have become.
And childish wishcasting about getting 'em next year, or hot civil war fantasies, are just that.
The reality is very boring, and it's right here, and if this isn't confronted and defeated, there's no tooth fairy to save us.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 12:29 AM (OTzUX)
You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Posted by: 2021 at December 03, 2020 12:31 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:31 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Allie
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We're all grey here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:31 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: rhomboid
But a National Dental Service, like in Britain.
So we got that going for us.
Posted by: Miklos, taking a chaw at December 03, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
I nominate Victoria and Wilhelmina.
(I'm biased because the latter is in my novel, but Victoria is a kick-ass name.)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:16 AM (oZuI0)
Osteen's insufferable, First Class Cabin whining bitching shrew of a wife, ruins that name for me.
Her smile reminds me of Bruce, from Jaws. Killers, the both of 'em.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 12:31 AM (QzJWU)
I have just felt a pulse of a wing stroking the air above my head in the night air...a hawk?
maybe an Eagle...?
Maybe a call to arms?
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:17 AM (u1WYs)
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we have great horned owls over here: no reason for you not to...
and the call to arms is equally valid.
cheers!
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 12:31 AM (JdMqP)
Posted by: funsize at December 03, 2020 12:32 AM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Allie
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We're all grey here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
51 Shades
Posted by: Miklos, thinking this is not under copyright at December 03, 2020 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
That's an absolute dare.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2020 12:27 AM (KATBx)
--Tru dat
For me, it has been uncanny: 1979, 1989, and 2019 have sucked ass. 2019-20 has been epically sucky as far as back-to-back years, so the cosomos hates me especially now.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:33 AM (oZuI0)
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Posted by: 2021
Now see?
We can have worse things!
Posted by: Miklos, time to re-read Procopius at December 03, 2020 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:35 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 12:36 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)
does become king, he can pretty much evict and impoverish his hateful
pedo brother.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
--A poster on Outkick hit on a very interesting point:
Why is it that children (at least famous ones: 0bama, Kaepernick,
Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson, et al.) of black dad/white mom are by
default "black," while those of black mom/white dad (e.g., Meghan
Markle) are "bi-racial?"
Queer, that.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:23 AM (oZuI0)
Isn't there a non-pedo, non-Charles brother that the Queen could skip to?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 12:37 AM (946rW)
Most blacks want no part of me because being half-white, I "act white".
And unfortunately, there are various reasons ("IQ realism", my lack of math skills, my absolute social incompetence, people like Obama and Kaepernick being shitheads) that I don't really get accepted as white either.
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2020 12:28 AM (vmRc0)
--Oh, if you want to talk about "social incompetence," I'm your guy!
. . . and the ONT is your place to be.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:38 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Allie
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Kamala-toe sucks more than everything else combined.
that's how she got into politics to begin with.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 12:39 AM (JdMqP)
Posted by: Marcel Miklos-Marceau at December 03, 2020 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 03, 2020 12:39 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:39 AM (oZuI0)
In all things and places y'all remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD.
Our heritage requires it, now more than ever.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2020 12:39 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Allie
Actually, the first 2 and a half months were pretty damn good.
Posted by: Statistically Correct Miklos at December 03, 2020 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 12:40 AM (JdMqP)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:39 AM (oZuI0)
I think he is one of the prosperity gospel preachers who equate monetary wealth with God's love and favor.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 12:41 AM (946rW)
Yeah, you cowardly dipshit. We're asking you to be men. Brave. Honorable to their oath. I know when you were elected you thought you'd have a nice 70k a year job, sign some papers about fixing roads and gladhanding at local fish houses, but now you're in the spotlight. Now you have to be a man. Now you have fallen bass ackwards into having to be responsible for the first time since you sat in the backseat with Molly Jo Rottencrotch after prom and had to find a condom.
Do. Your. Fucking. Job.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 12:41 AM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:41 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:39 AM (oZuI0)
I think he is one of the prosperity gospel preachers who equate monetary wealth with God's love and favor.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 12:41 AM (946rW)
--But what does he have to do with female Christian names?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:42 AM (oZuI0)
Just another Mercer gatekeeping operation.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 03, 2020 12:44 AM (mp2oJ)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:42 AM (oZuI0)
ostina?
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:44 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Gilded
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Probably.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:44 AM (AytXr)
I have a friend, in upstate NY. Who works for a company that has printed 10 of thousands of ballots for Gwinnett County! I guess, the million dollar question is. Why would a Albany New York-based company. Be printing ballots for the state of Georgia!!!
He would like to come forward. But he's not sure who he can trust
Posted by: No trust in FBI / DOJ / GA authorities at December 03, 2020 12:44 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Gilded
Synchronicities
Customer focused
Proactive
Core Compentencies (that British "i" really irritates me)
Posted by: The 5-Minute Miklos Manager (updated 1992 edition) at December 03, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
throw away the cerification that those people put their stamp on and
choose electors ourselves and put our name on it."
Yeah, you cowardly dipshit. We're asking you to be men. Brave.
Honorable to their oath. I know when you were elected you thought you'd
have a nice 70k a year job, sign some papers about fixing roads and
gladhanding at local fish houses, but now you're in the spotlight. Now
you have to be a man. Now you have fallen bass ackwards into having to
be responsible for the first time since you sat in the backseat with
Molly Jo Rottencrotch after prom and had to find a condom.
Do. Your. Fucking. Job.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 12:41 AM (ojwvu)
I agree, pmurT. The certification was signed despite missing ballots, extra ballots, more ballots than voters in precincts and overt observer exclusion and intimidation. Not to mention the flat out lies that the Wayne County attorney told the canvassing board members to get them to go along after their lives and the lives of their families had been threatened.
They need to do their fucking jobs and throw out certifications that are false and tainted.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 12:45 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:46 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:41 AM (kJLgb)
--Yeah, David Letterman collapsed like a house of cards, but one of his Top 10s was hilarious: "Top Ten reasons Working In A Cubicle Sucks," and one was "Being Told to 'Think Outside The Box' When Working Inside a Box."
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:46 AM (oZuI0)
Momentous as any other...
Our GREAT EXPIREMENT as a REBUBLIC...will now live or die within the next 2 weeks.
All the decades of wars before and the millions of deaths given meant to sustain this...now comes down to weeks and an election suspect of honor and truth.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:47 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 12:48 AM (vOGqy)
Great testimony, sure, but the GOPers seemed ready to split the baby: Biden goes in but we swearsies will fix this next time.
People need to bring the heat to these people. They all look like cowards. Absolute cowards.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 12:48 AM (ojwvu)
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 12:49 AM (ojwvu)
Posted by: No trust in FBI / DOJ /
Look.
If yer gonna troll, change yer hash now and again.
Even raimondo does that.
Posted by: Miklos detects an amateur at December 03, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 12:37 AM (946rW)
It isn't her choice to make. The Law of Succession is quite clear. If Charles croaks, it goes to William, who seems quite solid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 12:51 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:51 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Sidney Powell as lead lawyer at December 03, 2020 12:52 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Miklos, Project Manager on the Chartres Cathedral at December 03, 2020 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Great testimony, sure, but the GOPers seemed ready to split the baby: Biden goes in but we swearsies will fix this next time.
People need to bring the heat to these people. They all look like cowards. Absolute cowards.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 12:48 AM (ojwvu)
People are bringing the heat there and in GA. If the GOP in those places are too freaking stupid to adjust their behavior accordingly, on their heads will be the consequences.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 12:52 AM (946rW)
Posted by: pmurT
*orders custom made helm that will allow me to pass as Roundhead*
Posted by: Pointy-headed Miklos at December 03, 2020 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 03, 2020 12:54 AM (9IdCK)
Absolute treason. F that.
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:55 AM (kJLgb)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 03, 2020 12:54 AM (9IdCK)
--It was even worse last night.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 12:56 AM (oZuI0)
Absolute treason. F that.
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 12:55 AM (kJLgb)
If they try that they will be lucky if they all just get kicked out of office. As Ace said earlier, its like they are DARING us to bring back tar and feathers.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 12:57 AM (946rW)
No time to be pussy-footing around...we lose here...we lose forever.....taking on State Black robes first...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:57 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 03, 2020 12:59 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 12:02
Yes, rock on PA. Never give up to the bastards.
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2020 12:59 AM (Iynsv)
Now I have to fix the front security light. It stays on all the time. Guess I will power it down for a few minutes in the daytime, and see if that fixes it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 12:59 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 12:59 AM (rt0xh)
That's the only way to deal with traitors.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 01:00 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)
Nope, but I met Joel's late Daddy, and his Mom, who were preaching the Prosperity thing back in the '80s in Mont Belvue, TX.
Daddy got caught in the Church Secretary or such, and things went all wobbly. IIRC, cancer got him in the end, and then Young Joel assumed the mantle.
Never met Victoria directly that I know of, but having tried to negotiate selling early/mid '80s IBM/PC based Church Management hardware and software to that family?
Nope.
Want nothing to DO with them. Any of them.
I've been up close and personal to that end of the Church. Gone motorcycle riding with one of the TV Bigs.
Not all of their theology is off, but enough of THEM are, as to make me flee THAT Area of Operation, poste haste.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 01:00 AM (QzJWU)
Be happy: it pisses them off.
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 01:04 AM (kJLgb)
Couple of my favorites:
I came home one day, put my key in the lock, turned it, and my house
started up. So I drove it around the neighborhood. Cop pulled me
over, said "where do you live?" I said, "right here".
I came home one day, and discovered that everything in my apartment
had been stolen, and replaced with an exact duplicate. So I said to my
roommate, "Hey, everything in the apartment has been stolen, and
replaced with an exact duplicate." He said, "who are you?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2020 12:13 AM (CAJOC)
The one I remember is:
I got a map of the United States. It is actual size. At the bottom it reads, "One mile equals....one mile."
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 03, 2020 01:06 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Farmer
Was it over when Miklos bombed Pearl Harbor!!??
Posted by: Not Miklos at December 03, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 01:07 AM (mzC78)
You want to make a point about not being persuaded by people who hate us and lie to us ... by posting a Fox News link?
I really don't think corrupting elections to the point of uselessness is about suppressing our vote. The corruption is the point, they're just clumsy about it because they keep getting away with it. I also think there's far more to win with keeping Trump than a couple more unreliable gope senators.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 11:55 PM (kOpft)
Well yeah, but people in GA should still vote for the GOP candidates next month. In person, ID in hand. At least make the fraudsters work, and possibly make enough mistakes for even the idiots at the DOJ to catch.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:08 AM (YkawN)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 01:00 AM (QzJWU)
--What was her name?
SAY HER NAME!!!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 01:08 AM (oZuI0)
I have a friend, in upstate NY. Who works for a company that has
printed 10 of thousands of ballots for Gwinnett County! I guess, the
million dollar question is. Why would a Albany New York-based company.
Be printing ballots for the state of Georgia!!!
He would like to come forward. But he's not sure who he can trust
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We think you mean "worked".
Posted by: twitter and facebook standards gguys who just talk to other folks in the field at December 03, 2020 01:10 AM (kOpft)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 01:00 AM (QzJWU)
Joel Osteen looks like John Ossoff or however you spell it. Toss in the boy mayor of Minneapolis and a couple other folks. Is there an assembly line somewhere?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:11 AM (YkawN)
Sam Kinison is the bartender.
* I leave the rest as an exercise for the reader*
Posted by: Miklos Ionescu at December 03, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: EveR at December 03, 2020 01:14 AM (DsGxB)
the GOP candidates next month. In person, ID in hand. At least make the
fraudsters work, and possibly make enough mistakes for even the idiots
at the DOJ to catch.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:08 AM (YkawN)
The machine reads the bar code on the "ballot". You have no way of knowing if that bar code actually matches your vote. If, as seems likely, the Dominion machines themselves are part of the cheat, voting in person does not ensure either a) that your vote counts at all and b) that your vote counts for the person you want elected.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:15 AM (946rW)
He isn't Christian, he doesn't know the Bible, or theology, or any damned thing. He just knows how fleece people of their money.
Are people really that stupid, to send him their cash? And why?
I add these questions to the ones about Islam. As in, what in hell is in it for the women, and why would they stay?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2020 01:16 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: exdem13
She decided that the country needed more of her
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 01:16 AM (arJlL)
throw away the cerification that those people put their stamp on and
choose electors ourselves and put our name on it."
Yeah, you cowardly dipshit. We're asking you to be men. Brave.
Honorable to their oath. I know when you were elected you thought you'd
have a nice 70k a year job, sign some papers about fixing roads and
gladhanding at local fish houses, but now you're in the spotlight. Now
you have to be a man. Now you have fallen bass ackwards into having to
be responsible for the first time since you sat in the backseat with
Molly Jo Rottencrotch after prom and had to find a condom.
Do. Your. Fucking. Job.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 12:41 AM (ojwvu)
Good first draft email template, but maybe SF Goth and our other lawerly types could put a little polish on it lol. I like DYFJ though. Keeper!
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:18 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: exdem13
She decided that the country needed more of her
Posted by: JT
If she makes 270, she is entitled to Electoral College votes
Posted by: Austere Constitutional Scholar Mikllos at December 03, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:08 AM (YkawN)
This is my plan
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 01:19 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 01:16 AM (arJlL)
She will bathe in shoe polish, and then have Tank Abrams murdered, and assume her identity.
Well, off to the snoozer for me. I managed to make myself tired.
Good Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 01:19 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 01:19 AM (L2ZTs)
Saw a tabloid today in Wal-Mart that was bemoaning the Hillary Clinton health crisis. She weighs 247 lbs now and has trouble walking because of it!
Slugs don't walk.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2020 01:21 AM (pNxlR)
Well, off to the snoozer for me. I managed to make myself tired.
Good Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No need.
Her husband (?) was the First Black President
Posted by: As Miklos recalls at December 03, 2020 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:15 AM (946rW)
So? What do you do? Nothing? Quit? You could be totally wrong as well. F that.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 01:21 AM (rt0xh)
Sam Kinison is the bartender.
* I leave the rest as an exercise for the reader*
Posted by: Miklos Ionescu at December 03, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
--You had me at Sam Kinison.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 01:24 AM (oZuI0)
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Wow! You sent me down a YouTube hole which now has me watching Riverdance.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:25 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: db
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Insist that it is. they prescribe HCQ for that.
Sometimes it is lupus. Skin biopsy can confirm it.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:26 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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"And those winds sure can blow cold way out there..."
Hold it...Tyson was talking about Alberta.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 01:27 AM (1vynn)
The machine reads the bar code on the "ballot". You have no way of
knowing if that bar code actually matches your vote. If, as seems
likely, the Dominion machines themselves are part of the cheat, voting
in person does not ensure either a) that your vote counts at all and b)
that your vote counts for the person you want elected.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:15 AM (946rW)
So? What do you do? Nothing? Quit? You could be totally wrong as well. F that.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 01:21 AM (rt0xh)
I think January is a lost election if they do not address the massive fraud from November because they will cheat just as massively in a month. Other than that, I honestly don't know and I am contemplating.
I think at some point cooperation in a corrupt system where your vote does not count just props up the corrupt people who are selecting the candidates using your vote as justification that the system is working. That is why totalitarian regimes have compulsory voting. The pass compulsory voting "laws" because people tend not to do what is a waste of time for them to do.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:28 AM (946rW)
And what does he have to do with Victoria or Wilhelmina?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 01:29 AM (oZuI0)
Now, six months later, it would just be flat and anti-climatic.
Thanks, Gov. Abbot.
Posted by: Sal at December 02, 2020 10:15 PM (KTdeA)
I think a wedding reception a year after the apartment ceremony would be lovely, and a lot of fun. Party without all the stress of planning the wedding.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:29 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: EveR at December 03, 2020 01:30 AM (DsGxB)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled
Too bad he's gone.
Would have been a wonderful Trump press spokesman.
Posted by: As Miklos thinks at December 03, 2020 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
apartment ceremony would be lovely, and a lot of fun. Party without all
the stress of planning the wedding.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:29 AM (YkawN)
That would be lovely.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:32 AM (946rW)
*many jokes later*
I put a new engine in my car. I left the old engine in. Now my car goes 200 miles per hour.
The harmonica sounds great.
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Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:33 AM (IDhUW)
I'm pretty sure back in 2004 we could do things like blinking text and maybe even links.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 03, 2020 12:11 AM (9IdCK)
Yes, we had them up until about 2010 or so. Then folks started jazzing up their nicks with them and other sorcery and things went south, quickly.
And then they were gone.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2020 01:34 AM (pNxlR)
The harmonica sounds great.
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Posted by: AmericanKestrel
So...I should attach my accordion (not the good one, the other one) to the transmission line?
Posted by: Cajun Miklos, y'all will hear me comin' at December 03, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
So you advocate capitulation for what "might be?" Because not voting hands the commies the Senate; it is a lot easier for them if we give up. Fuck that, make them work at least!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 01:36 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:36 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: EveR at December 03, 2020 01:37 AM (DsGxB)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled
Too bad he's gone.
Would have been a wonderful Trump press spokesman.
Posted by: As Miklos thinks at December 03, 2020 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
--Gone too soon.
I loved when he did his trademark giggle during his act.
That meant he was on a roll, and it was getting good.
Like when Damon and David started laughing during their "Men On . . ." routines.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 01:37 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:38 AM (WkPC9)
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It'll be a one car band! It will be the next musical sensation!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:38 AM (IDhUW)
So you advocate capitulation for what "might be?" Because not voting
hands the commies the Senate; it is a lot easier for them if we give
up. Fuck that, make them work at least!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 01:36 AM (rt0xh)
I am not advocating capitulation. Like AT ALL. I am pretty sure our republic is dead if this massive steal is not overturned. I think at that point ballots will not protect our God given rights and we will have to decide to go from there.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:39 AM (946rW)
Posted by: EveR at December 03, 2020 01:37 AM (DsGxB)
HA!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 01:42 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:42 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:38 AM (WkPC9)
--Yeah, like "elevator music."
I have been about this great big world, and I've rode all kinds of elevators, but I can count on my pinky finger the number of times I've heard music on any elevator.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 01:43 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: EveR at December 03, 2020 01:37 AM (DsGxB)
Not a bad idea.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:43 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Not Miklos at December 03, 2020 01:06
You bombed Pearl Harbor? I thought it was the Germans.
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2020 01:43 AM (Iynsv)
IV. All travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit is prohibited...
VIII. Failure to comply with this Order shall constitute a misdemeanor subject to fines and imprisonment. Additionally, individuals, businesses, and properties which fail to comply with this Order may be subject to having their utility services shut off by the Department of Water and Power.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at December 03, 2020 01:44 AM (YhAQg)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:39 AM (946rW)
If the ballot box ceases to work time to go to the cartridge box!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 01:44 AM (rt0xh)
Just look up Joel & Victoria Osteen, Houston, TX.
Lakewood Mega Church. Capacity 'bout 20,000 or so. Used to be where the Houston Rockets played b'ball.
Victoria is quite the gem, she is:
https://tinyurl.com/y4fanzyh
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 01:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Not Miklos at December 03, 2020 01:06
No it wasn't but neither did we think that we would preserve our nation through anything but war.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:45 AM (946rW)
Posted by: IC at December 02, 2020 10:29 PM (Nyumu)
You know, we lived for 6 years in Oklahoma, and never lost power because of wind even when tornados went past the house. Lived in Alabama, didn't lose power when we got 90 mph wind through Montgomery after a hurricane. Get out of CA and rejoin the 1st world.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:45 AM (YkawN)
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I agree. Hope the ballot box works. Prepare for the next box if needed. And pray continuously.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:45 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:46 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 01:44 AM (rt0xh)
Yes. That is what it will come to.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:46 AM (946rW)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 01:47 AM (oZuI0)
IV. All travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit is prohibited...
VIII. Failure to comply with this Order shall constitute a misdemeanor subject to fines and imprisonment. Additionally, individuals, businesses, and properties which fail to comply with this Order may be subject to having their utility services shut off by the Department of Water and Power.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at December 03, 2020 01:44 AM (YhAQg)
This can't be for real!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:48 AM (IDhUW)
IV. All travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot,
bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit is
prohibited...
VIII. Failure to comply with this Order shall constitute a
misdemeanor subject to fines and imprisonment. Additionally,
individuals, businesses, and properties which fail to comply with this
Order may be subject to having their utility services shut off by the
Department of Water and Power.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at December 03, 2020 01:44 AM (YhAQg)
As Ace said, they are daring us to bring back tar and feathers.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:48 AM (946rW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:49 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:52 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:52 AM (WkPC9)
Here is what is actually says: https://tinyurl.com/y38xkf28
IV. All travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit is prohibited, subject to the exceptions in Paragraph V.
V. A. Essential activities exemption (with 26 parts)
B. Permitted Activities and Business Sectors (with 15 parts)
C. Work in Support of Essential Activities.
D. Care for Others. [including pets]
E. Emergency Personnel.
F. Government Employees.
G. Essential Infrastructure.
H. Non-essential Businesses.
Posted by: Ellipsis matter at December 03, 2020 01:53 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 01:52 AM (IDhUW)
Eyewitness accounts from Morons that were there says yes. They need to bring torches too for tomorrow's protest at the Capital building.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:54 AM (946rW)
No more than 3 20mm breathing holes per 100 lbs. of body weight.
If you need more room, shave your head and back.
Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2020 01:54 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:55 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:55 AM (WkPC9)
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*nods*
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 01:56 AM (RU4sa)
"evangelical preacher" which is how the article- which I couldn't read
except for the headline- describes him. He doesn't have enough theology
behind him. I think someone like Greg Laurie is evangelical and he has a
large church. Osteen is a prosperity preacher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:52 AM (WkPC9)
Yes he is not evangelical. I know evangelical as I have attended evangelical churches my entire life. Never heard one of my preachers preach that if God really loved the poors, he would have given them wealth.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:56 AM (946rW)
littoral best practices for a paradigm breaking six-sigma best business
case to synergize a consistent design in the global commons, rightsizing
the core values supporting our mission statement via the 5-vector model
through cultural diversity.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 01:57 AM (JdMqP)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:57 AM (YkawN)
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i didn't shut down the first time, i sure as hell ain't shutting down now.
Garstasi, the Stupes, and Gavin Useless can ALL kiss my ass.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 02:01 AM (JdMqP)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 10:28 PM (5W9Vn)
The authenticity of the ancient texts can always be disputed. It seems the writers of the 16th century attributed something to him like: Republics decline into democracies and democracies degenerate into despotisms.
Posted by: No occurrence in primary texts at December 03, 2020 02:01 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:55 AM (WkPC9)
Yep. All those bitter clingers are the same to them.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 02:02 AM (5FCda)
He says that? I didn't know it was THAT bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 02:03 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 02:03 AM (WkPC9)
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Oh yeah.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 02:05 AM (RU4sa)
He says that? I didn't know it was THAT bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 02:03 AM (WkPC9)
That would be my paraphrase of what I have heard him say several times.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 02:06 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 02:02 AM (5FCda)
Yet another example of the ignorance and lack of curiosity of "urinalists" (which is my sometimes word for "journalists" )
The pastor at Grace Church in CA-who has been involved in lawsuits against the state-would laugh derisively if you told him Osteen was evangelical.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 02:07 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 01:55 AM (WkPC9)
--I still don't know/care who Osteen is.
And the peeps who think Biden is a "devout Catholic" can suck it.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:07 AM (oZuI0)
Los Angeles City rules as of a few hours ago:
IV. All travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot,
bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit is
prohibited...
VIII. Failure to comply with this Order shall constitute a
misdemeanor subject to fines and imprisonment. Additionally,
individuals, businesses, and properties which fail to comply with this
Order may be subject to having their utility services shut off by the
Department of Water and Power.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at December 03, 2020 01:44 AM (YhAQg)
As Ace said, they are daring us to bring back tar and feathers.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 01:48 AM (946rW)"
No
they aren't, they're hoping to get a shooting war that they can pin on
us as the aggressor, at a time they feel isn't ideal for us.
Speaking
of which, if this goes all sideways on us, it's important to lump the
GOPe backstabbers in with the commies, on general principle.
PDT's
speech was not, in my opinion, particularly uplifting, in that it looks
like they either got caught flat footed for the election, or are being
really clever and just want to imply that. Possibly because they're
still trying to prevent violence, lining up some judicial fig leaves
behind which Biden could throw in the towel.
But that presumes
some sort of earth shattering evidence to drop - simply listing off
garden variety fraud, no matter how brazen or plentiful, isn't going to
do it; the left will ignore it, and the GOPe will pretend everything is
fine and rubber stamp shit as they're clearly wont to do.
I
really, really hope they have something to beat either the Dems or
SCOTUS over the head with. Most of the right will still try and act
with some level of restraint - matching force in scope, if not in the
immediate tactical sense - if PDT wins and the left tries to kick it
off. But if we get there by means of blatant fraud, leftist seizure of
power, and the left rubbing it in good and hard, all bets are off.
We're going to have something closer to Rwanda than Yugoslavia or Spain,
but with better armaments and not run by third worlders.
Damn
near the entire establishment is standing up and telling us that our
entire form of government is and has been a lie for decades, and that
they never had any intention of actually playing by the rules. That
we're all suckers. And they're trying to make it stick.
Americans don't like being told they're suckers and then spit on.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 03, 2020 02:07 AM (EEVQU)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 03, 2020 01:57
The hypocrisy is mind numbing. All for a bug that 99.9% survive.
This is about control.
Be well all, I must work tomorrow and support those that don't.
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2020 02:08 AM (Iynsv)
yet the facility is less than half full, and they are furloughing people, flexing time, etc.
this is all bullshit.
at the facility i was at tonight, they were trying to talk the patient in the next bunk into going home, saying they would have to put her on a ChiCom Crud floor.
when i asked him when their last Crud nosocomial infection was, he just looked at me and walked off.
it's all lies. they just want to keep up the skeer, so they can remain dictators.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 02:08 AM (JdMqP)
Jules is watching the MI hearings. Boring beyond belief. Tho this IT gal w/ blonde hair piled on top of her head is a hoot. Anyone seen her?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM (Iynsv)
Yeah, watching her testimony right now on the replay. She's FANTASTIC!
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 03, 2020 02:08 AM (GtG/j)
https://tinyurl.com/y2wwl8px
Posted by: Well, at least it's "reasonable" at December 03, 2020 02:09 AM (BBWrU)
https://www.gracechurch.org/about/doctrinal-statement
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 02:12 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 02:07 AM (WkPC9)
Heh. I like it!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 02:15 AM (5FCda)
https://tinyurl.com/y2wwl8px
Posted by: Well, at least it's "reasonable" at December 03, 2020 02:09 AM (BBWrU)
So long as they are willing to accept reasonable force from people fighting their tyranny.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 02:16 AM (946rW)
And then they were gone.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2020 01:34 AM (pNxlR)
I didn't realize the html goodies hung around for that long. Considering that I rarely delurked until about two months ago, I doubt I ever used them.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 03, 2020 02:16 AM (9IdCK)
To quote the estimable "steve" who has a couple of letters before the steve, but I can't recall them all now-"Good night everyone and thanks for the fun chat."
And for the pray-ers-Keep on praying, but know God is still on his throne and the Holy Spirit is still active in the world!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 02:19 AM (WkPC9)
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Extremism in the pursuit of liberty is no vice.
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 02:20 AM (kOpft)
https://tinyurl.com/y2wwl8px
Posted by: Well, at least it's "reasonable" at December 03, 2020 02:09 AM (BBWrU)
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and now you know why they want the population disarmed.
not that we hadn't figured it out before, but now there is proof.
Oz was just the test drive, one of many, leading up to the US.
hell, even here in @Failifornia, the population has been, for the most part, non-compliant.
the Shitty of Lost Angels banned normal capacity mags a few years back.
a total of zero magazines were turned into the LAPD.
eve after the chief went to the media and promised amnesty to anyone turning them in after the deadline.
molon labe, bitches.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 02:20 AM (JdMqP)
Church-pastored by John MacArthur. Bears a lot of resemblance to "Your
Best life Now" a la Joe Osteen. /s
https://www.gracechurch.org/about/doctrinal-statement
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 02:12 AM (WkPC9)
That, and "Sinners in the hands of an Angry God" revival preaching, is what I know.
Honestly, I think there needs to be a whole lot more doctrinal teaching and reminding people that God makes the rules not them in a lot of churches these days.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 02:21 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Summer of Love at December 03, 2020 02:23 AM (FJrl0)
--and "with all due respect" (mandatory phony phrase), I am awaiting Angry God, not Smiley Face God.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:23 AM (oZuI0)
681 Bushy neck beard GOPer in MI saying "you want us to
throw away the cerification that those people put their stamp on and
choose electors ourselves and put our name on it."
Yeah, you cowardly dipshit. We're asking you to be men. Brave.
Honorable to their oath. I know when you were elected you thought you'd
have a nice 70k a year job, sign some papers about fixing roads and
gladhanding at local fish houses, but now you're in the spotlight. Now
you have to be a man. Now you have fallen bass ackwards into having to
be responsible for the first time since you sat in the backseat with
Molly Jo Rottencrotch after prom and had to find a condom.
Do. Your. Fucking. Job.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 12:41 AM (ojwvu)
I agree, pmurT. The certification was signed despite missing ballots, extra ballots, more ballots than voters in precincts and overt observer exclusion and intimidation. Not to mention the flat out lies that the Wayne County attorney told the canvassing board members to get them to go along after their lives and the lives of their families had been threatened.
They need to do their fucking jobs and throw out certifications that are false and tainted."
Another thing they can do is simply refuse to award any electoral college votes. Their (perfectly reasonable) cover is that the vote was just so badly botched that they can't make heads or tails of it.
A couple of other states doing this keeps Biden from getting to 270, and throws the election to the House.
Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at December 03, 2020 02:24 AM (rZNwY)
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 10:10 PM
Yeah, watching her testimony right now on the replay. She's FANTASTIC!
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 03, 2020 02:08
She's a hoot!
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2020 02:26 AM (Iynsv)
We have texts. What writers of the16th century might attribute to Aristotle would either match those texts or be without basis. You yourself change the quote so much that you establish my point. What is the work and line number in Aristotle you are referring to? What greek word are you translating as "republic?"
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 02:26 AM (wefyc)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 03, 2020 02:28 AM (BZBAG)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:23 AM (oZuI0)
Revelation does rather suggest when He comes back He's going to be all out of bubblegum.
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 02:30 AM (kOpft)
https://tinyurl.com/y2wwl8px
Posted by: Well, at least it's "reasonable" at December 03, 2020 02:09 AM (BBWrU)
---
Define "resonable".
Molon Labe.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 02:32 AM (RU4sa)
dumb bastard never learned what the newest sergeant and 2LT know: never give an order you know won't be obeyed.
as for enforcement, LAPD doesn't enforce half the laws that are on the books now, due to manpower limitations and triage of enforcement.
short of the mayor riding around in a chopper, ordering local units to cite people he spies, ain't shit gonna happen.
and i doubt he would have the authority to do so anyway.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 02:32 AM (JdMqP)
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 02:30 AM (kOpft)
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Pretty much.
Fortunately, there's the Blessed Hope to look forward to.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 02:33 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2020 02:33 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2020 02:35 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 02:30 AM (kOpft)
LOL. Oh, yeah. I really hope to be out of here by then!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 02:35 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 02:35 AM (wefyc)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 02:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:38 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 02:38 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 02:40 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2020 02:41 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:38 AM (oZuI0)
---
We're all made in His image.
When my kids disobeyed, best believe I showed emotion.
And when Satan and his minions are bound forever in hell, His wrath will be terrifying to behold.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 02:43 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Gaydar at December 03, 2020 02:44 AM (3LjS+)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 02:35 AM (5FCda)
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Verily, verily, I say unto you, The hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live.
John 5:25
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 02:45 AM (RU4sa)
The Wailin' Jennys: "All The Stars":
https://youtu.be/b3VZGTtaYxM
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:46 AM (oZuI0)
Book VIII of Plato's Republic is probably the earliest source for this sort of thought, and it seems more likely (than Aristotle) to whom the later writers were referring to as the ancient sages.
classics.mit.edu/Plato/republic.9.viii.html
Posted by: Modern timocrat at December 03, 2020 02:46 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:07 AM (oZuI0)
Couldn't palm himself off as one?
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 02:47 AM (wefyc)
So, those tactics must be perfectly acceptable!
Let's take an enraged mob to the home of, say, Chris Wallace, or Brian Stelter, or Jim Acosta. Let's start throwing massive amounts of fireworks at their homes around 2:00 a.m. Let's throw bricks through their windows. Let's scream profanities through bullhorns.
Let these be just the beginning of the Media-approved, Democrat-endorsed tactics to be used against our political enemies! (Remember, "peaceful protests!")
Then, let's start making lists of all of the people who need to PAY for what they've just done to this nation....Let's make it OPEN SEASON on ALL who support TREASON!
Posted by: Sam Adams, Screaming for Vengeance at December 03, 2020 02:50 AM (DbadI)
When my kids disobeyed, best believe I showed emotion.
And when Satan and his minions are bound forever in hell, His wrath will be terrifying to behold.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 02:43 AM (RU4sa)
--I do not think God delights in sending sinners to that lake.
I think at the most he treats it as drudgery, work pushed on the doorstep by peeps who just won't do the necessary love, hope, and faith to get them to where they belonged.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:51 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Sam Adams, Screaming for Vengeance at December 03, 2020 02:50 AM (DbadI)
If it accomplishes nothing else, police will get re-funded!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 02:53 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 02:54 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Greek philosophy > Greek mythology at December 03, 2020 02:55 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 02:07 AM (oZuI0)
Biden is as devout a Catholic as Pope Frankie is a devout Catholic.
Wait, what?
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 02:57 AM (ldL4g)
Sorry. I did misunderstand. I agree that it's prolly an inaccurate reference to Plato or a bad wiki summary of the Republic, which is to say: a fake Aristotle quote. My only motivation was to discourage our friends from repeating it.
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 03:02 AM (wefyc)
I think that we honestly need to be like The Who's in whoville on Christmas day when there were no gifts and we just still come out and sing and celebrate and be joyous and greatful.
It sounds simple but it's the way to start to destroy the truly evil insanity that has seemed to ruin us.
Posted by: keena at December 03, 2020 03:03 AM (RiTnx)
That is wholly different from the fake quote!
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 03:05 AM (wefyc)
Which is sadder, slide guitar, or piano?
Slide guitar:
["All The Stars" already posted]
Swervies: "Scrawl and Scream": https://youtu.be/q0v5s8MkuKk
Cowboy Junkies: "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry": https://youtu.be/CJt9KFyJnbk
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 03:07 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Eyes in the Sky at December 03, 2020 03:10 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: keena at December 03, 2020 03:03 AM (RiTnx)
I have a friend who is extremely pissed that with all the 2020 bullshit, they took away her 66th year of life, and that's on top of the face diaper crap. She's been wanting to kill certain people for quite a while but now, for her, killing them is too easy: They should suffer -- a lot -- for their perfidy before they meet their maker and get their just 'express elevator ride down' reward.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 03:12 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 03:12 AM (wefyc)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 03:17 AM (wefyc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUVkOMy94gk
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 02:54 AM (RU4sa)
Millennialism?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 03:20 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 03:12 AM (ldL4g)
--See what I typed about Michelangelo's Jesus:
The Fathers of the Church wrote that the damned, in a way, *want* hell. The Beatific Vision of Heaven would actually be painful to them. They could not stand complete, unconditional love (think how beautiful the Virgin of Tenderness icon is , and then consider that people exist who think that image is ugly).
They coolly choose Hell, one step at a time.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 03:20 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2020 03:22 AM (yMfPO)
--I'll take Run-on Rants By Trolls for $100, Alex!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 03:26 AM (oZuI0)
Tiny Tim's ukulele ?
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 03:28 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 03, 2020 03:26 AM (oZuI0)
Alex ain't givin' anyone the answer anymore.
R.I.P.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 03:30 AM (ldL4g)
Troll trying to sound smart?
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 03:30 AM (wefyc)
With the exception of the 'cello, is there a sadder instrument than the slide guitar?
The Wailin' Jennys: "All The Stars":
https://youtu.be/b3VZGTtaYxM
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled
A really, really good singer who knows how to sing with emotion. Listen to Rob Halford on JP's ballad "Before the Dawn".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2020 03:31 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2020 03:32 AM (yMfPO)
works. if your inured or sick you are not thrown out of the hospital to
die in the parking lot because you have no money as you were before
medicade. Old people don't die of starvation as they did before social
(socialist) security or die because they couldn't pay for medical
treatment as they did before medicare that reagan opposed.
Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2020 03:22 AM (yMfPO)
You are an idiot raimondo... learn some actual history before telling us what life was like before the 1960's.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 03:34 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 03:20 AM (5FCda)
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I'm reading from the New King James version.
Seems pretty straightforward to me.
*shrugs*
In any case, I'll be with the Lord.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 03:35 AM (RU4sa)
These trolls are getting old. The blog stinks after they post.
They're spreading COVID.
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 03:36 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 03:36 AM (RU4sa)
creeper!
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 03:36 AM (RU4sa)
You, too? What's your excuse for being up in the middle of the night? Tooth still bothering you?
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 03:37 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2020 03:38 AM (yMfPO)
Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2020 03:38 AM (yMfPO)
You are a liar.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 03:39 AM (946rW)
Whats worse...2020 or carter years? I was a wee lad during carter years.
Posted by: a dude in MI
Let's see, we weren't locked down, but there were lines to get gas - you'd spend half an hour sitting in line. Think about the TP shortages we've had but transfer that to gas. As I said, you could get gas, but it took forever. Then ditch all of the technology you have for: POTS phones (digital keypads did exist during the Carter years, though my grandparents kept their rotary phone until the 80's), answering machine was your mother, or roommate, or sibling, or anyone who happened to answer the phone and take a message, over-the-air television -- yes, in color -- and a middle class family could, with a bit of saving, get a 19" TV. Medical-wise we had x-rays, penicillin, anesthesia, sterilized instruments, and even hospitals! But those fancy diagnostic and imaging devices (CAT scan, PET scan, etc.) fuhgeddaboudit - it was sci-fi at the time (didn't have the computers necessary, among other things), the speed limit was 55, craft beer was the hooch some dude down the street made. OTOH, football was still a man's game and there was some fantastic music (Blue Oyster Cult's arena days, for instance). Oh, and the weed, not that I personally knew, but it sucked compared to today's supply.
Verdict: the Carter years just plain, fucking sucked if you weren't a kid in a middle class family; then it really never matters. Adult or poor family, they sucked.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2020 03:46 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2020 03:53 AM (yMfPO)
851 gas lines started in 1973 oil embargo. again I was around back then
850 and my grandparent told what is was like being old and poor before
social security with private charities being overwhelmed during the
great depression.
Posted by: raimondo
Raimondo, if you're going to contradict me, at least actually contradict me. Yes, the gas lines started in '73. (I started in '67, so I remember them too.) But, they didn't end when Carter took office in '77. And f*ck your grandparents. MY grandparents told me stories of what it was like wearing wooden dentures and having to go outside, in winter, no matter how rich you were, to take a crap. If all the charitable foundations were seized and actually run without incompetence and corruption, we wouldn't need government to duplicate their functions.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2020 04:03 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2020 04:04 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 04:04 AM (RU4sa)
Oh, yeah, and he had a UFO experience, a killer rabbit attacked him in a boat, he had lust in his heart and he wore sweaters for his 'fireside side chats' (without the fire) encouraging us to turn down that thermostat. Also, the Iran Embassy Takeover and the ensuing Hostage Crisis (giving Ted Koppel name recognition and a long-term job) needed Reagan's election to end the crisis as Operation Eagle Claw was a miserable failure.
While disco was popular during the Carter years and sucked big time, I will now take disco over any of the rap crap out there today.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 04:07 AM (ldL4g)
was around back then 850 and my grandparent told what is was like being
old and poor before social security with private charities being
overwhelmed during the great depression.
Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2020 03:53 AM (yMfPO)
I grew up with stories of the great depression too. Funny, the lessons my grandparents passed on were "nobody owes you a thing in this life", "fair is a place where men in overall pitch cow chips for distance and that is all fair will ever be" and "rely on the Lord not princes who will frick thee every time".
Never once did they draw the lesson that theft from their fellow citizens was A-OK.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 04:09 AM (946rW)
Took a nap earlier, creeper, so here I am.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2020 04:04 AM (RU4sa)
Good for you. At least you're getting some rest. You were pretty short on sleep for a while there.
I'm up and at it with leg cramps again. This is getting old.
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:10 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 04:11 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:10 AM (XxJt1)
Eat lots of bananas creeper. The potassium really helps with leg cramps and restless leg... ask me how I know:-)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 04:12 AM (946rW)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 04:09 AM (946rW)
My Mom. born in '22, told me how, except for the headline grabbing gangsters robbing banks across the country, crime was relatively non-existent during the Depression.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 04:12 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:14 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 04:12 AM (946rW)
No bananas in the house but I've been hitting the potatoes heavily. That should cover it. I'm beginning to wonder if stress is playing a part in this. I've been battling fireplace guys all week trying to get the new chimney installed. Now they want to cut a hole in my wall. Got plenty of stress.
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:17 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:17 AM (arJlL)
Watched the President's fraud speach, played out the fraud pretty well,
anyway comments were saying counter of video was stuck under 500,000 by
some, had 2000 thumbs ups, this morning hit it again, 104 views 12
likes.
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:14 AM (9sWOw)
But of course... Youtube rolling back views and such will make the 500,000 + people who saw it develop amnesia, right? Is that how they expect to be able to erase reality?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 04:18 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:14 AM (9sWOw)
YouTube sucks, because Google.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 04:18 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:18 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:19 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 04:12 AM (946rW)
Ewe Boob: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6gpuyy9
Robert Klein, "I Can't Stop My Leg" routine (2 minutes, 34 seconds).
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 04:19 AM (ldL4g)
You taped a banana to your leg ?
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:19 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: creeper
Some guys will go to great lengths for a good game of peek-a-boo !
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 03, 2020 04:22 AM (Z5IxM)
No bananas in the house but I've been hitting
the potatoes heavily. That should cover it. I'm beginning to wonder if
stress is playing a part in this. I've been battling fireplace guys all
week trying to get the new chimney installed. Now they want to cut a
hole in my wall. Got plenty of stress.
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:17 AM (XxJt1)
Could be stress. Buy bananas tomorrow. I personally hate them but they seem to work better for leg cramps and such so I eat them anyway. I didn't have to wake up too many times in the middle of the night with my whole calf spasming before I decided my personal preference to never eat bananas would need to be jettisoned.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 04:23 AM (946rW)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:22 AM (arJlL)
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Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 03, 2020 04:22 AM (Z5IxM)
Timing. How does it work?
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 04:23 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 03, 2020 04:25 AM (Z5IxM)
Posted by: RickZ
I dunno.
"I don't wear a watch; I tell time by the sun"
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 03
How's that work on a cloudy day?
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 03, 2020 04:26 AM (Z5IxM)
Posted by: My life is insanity
You were SUPPOSED to say "What about at night ?"
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:29 AM (arJlL)
If all else fails I'll down a bottle of tonic water. The quinine will fix it.
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:30 AM (XxJt1)
a teaspoon of baking soda dissolved in a coffee cup of water calms mine down quickly. Tastes like ass but very effective.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 04:31 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 04:31 AM (rt0xh)
Are you serious? I wonder how that works. I'm going to try it.
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:32 AM (XxJt1)
Just tape one to your leg.
When you get covered by fruit flies, its time to change bananas.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:33 AM (arJlL)
Nothing I can get.
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:34 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:35 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:32 AM (XxJt1)
Base neutralizes excess lactic acid in the blood is my guess
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 04:35 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:38 AM (XxJt1)
https://tinyurl.com/y4x6k5xl
And the Democrats Propaganda ministry avoided it like the plague
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:39 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:41 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:44 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2020 04:46 AM (uEauf)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:45 AM (arJlL)
I'll bet that was one of those injuries that only hurt when your heart beats.
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:46 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:47 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:47 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:49 AM (arJlL)
BIAB
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:50 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 04:50 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2020 04:51 AM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:38 AM (XxJt1)
Nice!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 04:51 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
Was a dishwasher chasing you while you were wearing slippers ?
Just dissolve some baking soda in a coffee cup of water and stir it with a banana, and go back to bed.
Should be ok.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:56 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Skip
Oh.
Vote fraud, as opposed to regular fraud.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:57 AM (arJlL)
Just dissolve some baking soda in a coffee cup of water and stir it with a banana, and go back to bed.
Should be ok.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 04:54 AM (arJlL)
You forgot 'put on your steel-tipped boots before you climb back into bed'.
But other than that, sound advice.
The Horde never ceases to amaze.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 04:58 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 05:00 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: creeper at December 03, 2020 04:38 AM (XxJt1)
Nice!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
Bizarrely enough, the cleaning staff hid the baking soda from me yesterday.
After hours I found it.
I think they read it as "Basking soda".
Posted by: Miklos, who takes a bath every Saturday, if I need one or not (and Saturday is coming) at December 03, 2020 05:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 05:02 AM (8zGKp)
BIAB
Posted by: creeper
Sigh of Relief would be a really good band name.
Posted by: Miklosian post-punk IPR SA de CV at December 03, 2020 05:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 05:04 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Miklosian post-punk IPR SA de CV
So would Trustworthy Fart.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 05:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miklosian post-punk IPR SA de CV
----
So would Trustworthy Fart.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 05:04 AM (arJlL)
There's already a band named for Hillary's sharts: Staind.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 05:07 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Miklos, who takes a bath every Saturday, if I need one or not (and Saturday is coming) at December 03, 2020 05:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Or Busking Soda. They were protecting their ears!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 05:08 AM (rt0xh)
I can't fathom that level of idiocy
it's not possible
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 03, 2020 05:10 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Miklosian post-punk IPR SA de CV
So would Trustworthy Fart.
Posted by: JT
Depends.
Sigh of Relief is more Emo.
Trustworthy Fart may require permission from the Estate of P.G. Wodehouse
Posted by: Psmiklos at December 03, 2020 05:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 03, 2020 05:04 AM (rt0xh)
Treasonous acts punishable by death!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 05:16 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Miklos the Blind Monk of the Ancient Greek version of Shaolin at December 03, 2020 05:16 AM (QzkSJ)
I want a explanation of how human error can make a Trump vote into a Sundowner vote, what part of sticking a paper ballot into a machine has other human involvement? And now that other human involvement is established why does that occur?
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:18 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 03, 2020 05:21 AM (iEx0u)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 03, 2020 05:23 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Jimco Industries
The whole thing is a Kroc
Posted by: Miklos at the Waffle House at December 03, 2020 05:25 AM (QzkSJ)
i just carry around a Powerade bottle all day, everyday, with about 1/5th Powerade and 4/5ths water.
(full strength sports drinks will demineralize your teeth as you drink them)
hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
it's important.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 05:26 AM (8zGKp)
Posted by: Miklos still at the Waffle House at December 03, 2020 05:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:27 AM (9sWOw)
it's not possible
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 03, 2020 05:10 AM (iTXRQ)
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you just haven't been around enough people.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 05:28 AM (8zGKp)
Posted by: Skip
https://www.mammyskitchen.com/
Posted by: Mammy Miklos at December 03, 2020 05:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Old Greek Homo Philosophers at December 03, 2020 05:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 03, 2020 05:36 AM (iEx0u)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2020 05:38 AM (ssAXQ)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won!
And also
"Hell is other people"
Posted by: Jean-Paul Miklosartre at December 03, 2020 05:38 AM (QzkSJ)
I once had a dream about a band called "The Emerald Disadvantage Band". When i woke up, i wrote a backstory for it. My favorite band name is one i got from the Herzprung-Russell diagram.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2020 05:39 AM (DFpo9)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:41 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Miklos with a Fritz Feld POP at December 03, 2020 05:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:42 AM (9sWOw)
That Gen. McInerney keeps putting info about the vote fraud out there makes me wonder if he is one of PDT's trusted insiders that initiate the ideas of voter fraud, and now military tribunals and treason.
Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2020 05:43 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Skip
Look me up at my classy, luxurious seaside estate
Posted by: Mar-a-Miklos at December 03, 2020 05:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 05:46 AM (9sWOw)
Slept like a log and I LIKE it.
Drove 2 and a half hours south yesterday to put a wreath on the in-laws grave. Then a pork tenderloin sandwich and a cold beer, inside the bar too!, for a nice blue sky day of driving. I was beat when I go home though.
On the above info on eating weeds. When the say
"Their (the weeds) ability to capture carbon can help tackle climate change."
Why do the climate whiners say carbon? Don't they mean carbon dioxide? And if we eat the weeds, their ability to capture "carbon" is no more, right?
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 05:49 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2020 05:58 AM (XhWtx)
Whatcha got
Posted by: Miklos still at the Waffle House at December 03, 2020 05:27 AM (QzkSJ)
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whiskey and water here...
the bar is open until i say otherwise.
or pass out.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 05:59 AM (8zGKp)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 05:59 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Illinois restaurants and bars aren't supposed to be open. But some have said FU and opened up.
No password needed...yet
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/y4x6k5xl
And the Democrats Propaganda ministry avoided it like the plague
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2020 04:39 AM (9sWOw)
Shows 4.7M views when I pull it up on youtube
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 06:02 AM (irzmA)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 06:03 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: acethepug at December 03, 2020 06:03 AM (qPKAe)
Posted by: Skip
Just so you know, I got the widest trailer on the lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEAMEl6PyiE
Posted by: Mar-a-Miklos at December 03, 2020 06:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:03 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2020 06:04 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Darn tootin'
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:04 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: acethepug
The thing that would be against that though is the delight that Dems and Rinos take in sniffing each others farts. You would think there would be a bigger outbreak in the ranks
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 03, 2020 06:06 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 06:07 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 03, 2020 06:09 AM (4NtsG)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2020 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
HA! Make sure they know it's non GMO and sustainable too
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:13 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
The same. Especially if there's a good lunch or dinner at the end of trail
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
Have to train Democrats to eat kudzu.
For the children.
Posted by: Miklos solvezz ze probleme at December 03, 2020 06:14 AM (QzkSJ)
For the children.
Posted by: Miklos solvezz
Kudzu! It's better than Kale!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 06:20 AM (I58tH)
I can't wait for the driverless cars and trucks to be on the road
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Yeah. If he got the plan with the dental insurance he might want to get those choppers tightened up a little bit. Sounds like he got the "Pelosi" model
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:22 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 06:25 AM (8zGKp)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2020 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
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Sounds like a plan!
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 06:27 AM (ydDTa)
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)
So that 80,000 lb truck behind you on the freeway can BSOD on a 6% grade!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:31 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 06:33 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2020 05:58 AM (XhWtx)
If Elon Musk went to mars and declared himself sovereign, and began a neo-feudal system of lords and counties, I would move there in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:33 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Fun times for all
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Fun times for all
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)
Think how how shitty people drive when they're on the cell phone.
Now imagine that the cell phone itself is doing the driving.
*shudder*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:34 AM (6FeV1)
_________
Note to Democrats: Those mushrooms in your back yard are delicious.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 03, 2020 06:34 AM (7X3UV)
__________
Is that how the Termites made Capt Nesbitt's steak?
Posted by: Eeyore at December 03, 2020 06:35 AM (7X3UV)
I think I have this book in storage. Maybe I will go get it and read then for the Sunday book club.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)
I think I have this book in storage. Maybe I will go get it and read then for the Sunday book club.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)
Chapter 5:
The Frenulum and You
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:39 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:39 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:31 AM (6FeV1)
I may stencil CTRL ALT DEL to random buttons in my truck!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v)
take a look out your window facing East. The sunrise is lovely!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 06:40 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:40 AM (vd8XM)
Hmmmmmm.
General Thomas McInerney says it's Treason, that Trump should declare a national emergency, and that we need military tribunals, so that we can hang those responsible.
I happily concur!
Let's HANG SOME FUCKING COMMUNISTS!
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 03, 2020 06:40 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:31 AM (6FeV1)
I may stencil CTRL ALT DEL to random buttons in my truck!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v)
"I keep pressing the 'Home' key and nothing happens!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:41 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 06:41 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
I'm picturing "The Trouble With Tribbles" episode
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
I can't wait for the driverless cars and trucks to be on the road
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)
I think the Chevy volt on a good charge went about 90 miles. I see that some people in England took 9 hours to drive 130 miles with there new electric Porsche. I may go back in the bugging whip business.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sam Adams
Even the ones not having sex!
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)
I think Urban Dictionary calls that the "Dirty Newton's Cradle"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:42 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:41 AM (6FeV1)
I have 3 homes key on my truck. hey can be programmed for gate garage openers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:43 AM (JFO2v)
take a look out your window facing East. The sunrise is lovely!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Now, I gotta go look at the SUN in my underwear !
It never ends !
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 06:43 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
I'm picturing "The Trouble With Tribbles" episode
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
The blob of muscle fibers wearing the Motorhead t-shirt and non-ironic trucker hat didn't pass inspection.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:44 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 06:41 AM (I58tH)
IMDB The Blob circa 1956 Steve McQueen
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Some of the newer ones promise a 250 mile range. What they don't say is that's without using the air con, or heater, and of course don't do fast accelerations.
And then you've got a 2 hour charge time on the fastest chargers just to get it back to 50%
Hold me back doggy daddy. Get my checkbook
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)
rhennigantx.
No, don't bother sharing your book. I don't want to expand my product line to Lingams made from crystal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2020 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
It never ends !
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 06:43 AM (arJlL)
What is this underwear you speak of??
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)
Seriously. A mid-range golf cart would give you better performance.
How the hell do you spend decades and millions of dollars to develop something WORSE than the status quo?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:45 AM (6FeV1)
It never ends !
Posted by: JT
How it got in my underwear, i'll never know.
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
It never ends !
Posted by: JT
How it got in my underwear, i'll never know.
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
*rimshot*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:46 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 06:47 AM (I58tH)
And when you're driving a golf cart at the course, some young lass will drive to you and let you buy a beer or five for the road
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:47 AM (vd8XM)
Wild Ass Guess is that batteries cannot do this for another 50 years. Maybe longer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:48 AM (6FeV1)
https://tinyurl.com/yy4nqekw
... We should start arresting them now. This is serious. Let's not call this fraudulent activity it's treason John in the 21st-century modern hybrid warfare. We must suspend the electoral college and the inauguration on the 20th of January until we get this resolved.
And with that executive order that he's got plus the Insurrection Act he has the authority to do this. This is very serious. People must understand what's happened. This nation's government is being stolen and it's not through some small criminal acts. It's through treasonous acts. And I would also declare Martial Law. It won't affect the American people except for those people like Antifa and BLM that are going to start rioting once they know they've been had.
They know they've been had. What they're surprised is that the mainstream media except for people like you John are ignoring it. Fox News ignored it. Finally, they had a little bit on it today. But if it wasn't for Newsmax and One America Network on the television side we'd have nothing. So I'm saying American people let's rise up.
Let's set up military tribunals. This judicial system we have is corrupt. It's slow-moving. The founding fathers had never heard of cyber-warfare but they had heard of the oath that we take to defend the constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic. They knew about domestic enemies. And that's what the president is facing.....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 06:48 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 06:02 AM (irzmA)
CNN called it a 45 minute "rant"...Biden's demented actual rant about cancelling Christmas for Covid was "the 'President-elect' following the science!
You'd want Trump to win this if only to see the garbage media commit mass suicide.
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 06:50 AM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Miklos, too busy with Cajun fiddle musics, bon soir at December 03, 2020 06:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 06:48 AM (sy5kK)
Come for the preaching and stay for the hangings!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2020 06:53 AM (xMV+Q)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 06:55 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 06:48 AM (sy5kK)
Yes.
This is no longer a "criminal" matter. This is an honest to God insurrection by organized forces acting to usurp the government set forth by the Constitution. And, like you say, the system of judges and legislators in place that otherwise *should* be the ones pushing back on this egregious malfeasance is for the most part actively collaborating with the insurrection!
There's not going to be a "Nice Guy" way out of this. The OpFor isn't going to magically see the light and spontaneously start accepting civil order again. This really is war, whether you like it or not.
The Framers knew all too well that just because you're "In the Government" does not make you almighty. Insurrection can very easily come from within the ranks of Government itself.
That is in fact the guiding principle of the entire Constitution.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2020 06:55 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2020 06:53 AM (xMV+Q)
The Hunter 8 ball
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Miklos, too busy with Cajun fiddle musics, bon soir at
Bill Withers sings "Ain't no Sunshine in the Barrel"
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 06:55 AM (arJlL)
Now, you can see the three main brands of Never Trumpers the active traitors (think Bulwark), the weakhearts (think Mitt), and the Establishment-curious squishes (think Nikki) all angling to get back into power.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)
In the early days of the latest EV entries (the first EV was conceived and made back around 1917 or so, iirc), some Brits ran a contest between a horse drawn carriage and an EV over a 300+ mile course; the horses won.
Progress!
Morning, all. I watched some minutes of Trump's 46 minute speech; kinda curious to hear the commentariat take on it.
Over at AT, one wag suggests that there could be a shadow Presidency, a ruler in exile scenario.
I rate this plausible, possible. Either outcome, there will be rebellion.
2021 -- Hey 2020, hold my beer and watch this.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2020 07:00 AM (veMj1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 07:00 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 07:00 AM (WkPC9)
Keith Ellison filed a motion asking Judge Cahill to rescind the order allowing cameras in court
______________
He had two reasons for doing that: (1) he doesn't want to risk having the public see for itself what a shitty, incompetent lawyer he is; and
(2) he doesn't want to risk having the public see for itself that George Floyd caused his own death by shoving three times the lethal amount of fentanyl up his ass before he ever had any interactions with the cops.
Ellison also wants to prevent the public from seeing that the cops did exactly what they had been trained to do by the black Democrat-run Minneapolis police force, which had instructed officers that if they had suspects displaying signs of excited delirium (which Floyd was) they were to place them on their backs on the ground and place their knees on the suspects' necks to restrain them so that they did not injure themselves.
That is what the evidence at trial will show, and if the public sees it, there is going to be a huge backlash against the muzzie incompetent Keith Ellison for criminally charging innocent cops for doing their jobs exactly as they had been trained to do.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2020 07:01 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 07:02 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2020 07:02 AM (9UmRs)
Let's get the left's foot soldiers like Aunt Queefah all wee-wee'd up! Because God knows, those motherfuckers have paid no price so far for burning down America....
Note to the Proud Boys: No further need to "stand down."
Rather, "As you were."
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 03, 2020 07:02 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at December 03, 2020 07:02 AM (cRbt7)
We are going to be ruled by a politically correct SJW diversity mob that hates us.
Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2020 07:02 AM (MxEKc)
Besides being inneficient, impractical, more expensive and inherently more polluting than an ICE vehicle, electric cars are awesome.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 07:03 AM (amroL)
Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2020 06:53 AM (xMV+Q)
There are many cans of Billy Beer for sale on ebay, all unopened but many empty somehow; for less than $20 you can own 1 to 6 cans.
Invest now and beat the crowd!
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2020 07:05 AM (veMj1)
I hope they wake up one morning and think to themselves that these rat bastards right up the road in the mayors office or right down the road in the governor mansion would not lift one single finger for me or my family. When the real plague comes they will seal themselves in their mansions or jet away to the island and let people die in the street.
Just like the crowd that demanded Lot give up the stranger for rape there will be a day when the Mayors directed crowd comes to your house and demands you, or your daughter, or your house.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 03, 2020 07:06 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 07:07 AM (arJlL)
Now, you can see the three main brands of Never Trumpers the active traitors (think Bulwark), the weakhearts (think Mitt), and the Establishment-curious squishes (think Nikki) all angling to get back into power.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
No way is Nikki "Establishment curious." She is "Establishment Fervent."
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 07:07 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 03, 2020 07:08 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 03, 2020 07:09 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2020 07:01 AM (k4dH2)
Once they start showing Saint George was serial criminal and drug addict the streets will burn. It will make draw Mohammed look like a 6 YO Chucky Cheese party.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 07:10 AM (0p2qO)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
Stumpy in Rio Bravo.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 07:10 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Gilded at December 03, 2020 07:10 AM (ydDTa)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 07:11 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yeah; don't you ?
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 07:13 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2020 07:01 AM (k4dH2)
Once they start showing Saint George was serial criminal and drug addict the streets will burn. It will make draw Mohammed look like a 6 YO Chucky Cheese party.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)
Inadmissible, not pertinent, and the jury is reminded their identities and addresses will be made public if they vote for the cops to be anything other than guilty.
Posted by: Keith Ellison opening statement at December 03, 2020 07:13 AM (Ojki1)
GOOD AND HARD
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
Now?
Posted by: McCain (from Hell) and Flake (Heading there) at December 03, 2020 07:14 AM (Ojki1)
Nothing says fuck you little people more than this!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2020 07:15 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:16 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
In fairness to the AZ voters, I am seriously doubting now that either of these turds were actually voted in...
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 07:17 AM (w2LAm)
Nothing says fuck you little people more than this!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)
Eh, get marijuana off the table once and for all. This is a fight that only hurts people on the right, many who don't want to have the fight to begin with, but is a cudgel the left can use at will.
America has decided in large part they are for it (or at least, not for it being criminalized), and so the Good and Hard part applies if it goes sideways.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 07:18 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2020 07:19 AM (xMV+Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx
The Bel is short for Bellybutton.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 07:19 AM (arJlL)
Like Delta House needed the dues, these whores need the federal taxes on every blunt hipsters will buy.
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 07:19 AM (w2LAm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:20 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
Won't cost him even 1% of the vote. The sheep have come to realize what they are, and that they need to be ruled.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 07:20 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
In fairness to the AZ voters, I am seriously doubting now that either of these turds were actually voted in...
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 07:17 AM (w2LAm)
There are about 300k fake voters in AZ.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 07:13 AM (arJlL)
Is this a cleaner internet version of "what are you wearing?" phone calls?
My computer is by a window in my drafty old house. In the fall and winter I'm usually wearing layers of clothing, and in the summer I have the air conditioning on.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 07:22 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 07:23 AM (oVJmc)
God bless you Stella. One of my daughters is an elderly caregiver. I provided care for my parents as well. My mother died of cancer and my father had old age dementia. If you do not see your own mortality and turn towards God when your parents are dying, then you are to blind to see.
Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2020 07:23 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2020 07:13 AM (arJlL)
Is this a cleaner internet version of "what are you wearing?" phone calls?
My computer is by a window in my drafty old house. In the fall and winter I'm usually wearing layers of clothing, and in the summer I have the air conditioning on.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 07:22 AM (WkPC9)
But even with other clothes on, you are still sitting in your underwear.
Unless you aren't, which hey, no judgement.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 07:23 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2020 07:24 AM (2BZBZ)
Nothing ever goes off the table with leftist, they simply move on to some other abomination.
So you legalize marijuana, next it's legalizing something else or it's moving to subsidize the formally illegal drug or making insurance companies cover it or some other bullshit.
So they set up situation where conservatives are always the bad guy.
There is no winning by playing their games.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 07:26 AM (amroL)
What a difficult situation. It sounds like you did a lot and you can't be there all the time. If they won't let you see him (I guess they won't if he's under psychiatric or other care and you're not a relation) see if you can call or send him a note expressing your concern for him and your prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 07:26 AM (WkPC9)
And I will pray for you-for strength and comfort from the Lord..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 07:28 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2020 07:19 AM (xMV+Q)
So, yoga routines on her emails made her fat? Or did they pack on muscle?
Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2020 07:29 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2020 07:29 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2020 07:31 AM (ssAXQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y6lukpyh
It compares the schism in the papacy, which took 68 years to resolve, to this election.
Always handy to know a bit about history.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2020 07:32 AM (veMj1)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 03, 2020 07:35 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2020 07:35 AM (xMV+Q)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2020 06:45 AM
Just because you don't doesn't mean others don't.
Posted by: Gwenyth P. at December 03, 2020 07:37 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 02, 2020 11:44 PM (7MrNp)
The UK comes to mind...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Not the US....Fattest,druggiest,most socially dysfunctional country in the West. Home of the AIDS epidemic. So much democracy so much degeneracy hence your present predicament.
Why are you posting anonymously when you live in a free country?...
Posted by: marksteynfan at December 03, 2020 08:51 AM (abHAZ)
Posted by: jsg at December 03, 2020 06:02 AM (irzmA)
Which means God knows how many people have viewed it. It had over 500,000 view in the middle of the night and Youtube then knocked that number to 12.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 10:22 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 03, 2020 04:43 PM (FLiOE)
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