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Garbage Network CNN Pushes Yet Another Viral Fake News Story, This One About Covid Patients Saying "Covid Is a Hoax" with Their Dying Breaths;
Story Falls Apart, With Zero Corroboration=but CNN Refuses to Retract Or Even Comment
This was a tale she spread on Twitter.
It was a "Too Good to Be True" story --a leftwing morality play: All of these stupid, ignorant Trump voters dying due to God's Justice, God infecting them with a deadly coronavirus whose very existence they denied. CNN didn't bother fact-checking any of it. They're in the business of political pornography for obsessive neurotic shut-ins, and this was hardcore XXX political porn. Other people did fact-check though. They story's bunk and is at best a "massive exaggeration." At worst it's just another made up story, like a fake hate crime hoax, invented to get some attention for a flaky person spinning the yarn.In the latest blow to CNN's claim to be a news organization, National Review and Wired found last week that their much-heralded November 16 interview with South Dakota nurse Jodi Doering, who was trashing her patients, had more than a few holes. While Doering's story drew widespread attention by over a half dozen CNNers, National Review and Wired couldn’t find anyone to confirm Doering's claims of coronavirus patients "who still don't believe the virus is real" and that it's instead a conspiracy theory. ...Incidentally, if the story were true -- and don't worry; it's not -- then this "nurse" would have been violating HIPPA in reporting her dying patient's quite-confidential delusions for the general enjoyment of leftwing Twitter. But don't worry about that: She's making it up.
Wired's David Zweig reached out to South Dakota hospitals and Doering’s story quickly fell apart (click “expand”):... Doering's statement that she's watched "so many" people die from the disease even as they deny its very existence, endlessly repeated on social media and presented by news outlets without corroboration, would seem to represent a broader phenomenon. But other nurses who work in similar settings say they've seen nothing of the kind. I called a number of hospitals in the same part of South Dakota to ask emergency room nurses if they'd noticed the same, disturbing phenomenon. At Avera Weskota Memorial Hospital, about 20 minutes from Doering's hometown of Woonsocket, an ER nurse told me, "I have not had that experience here." At my request, Kim Rieger, the VP for communications and marketing at Huron Regional Medical Center, one of the four medical facilities where Doering works, spoke with several nurses at Huron to get their reactions to the CNN interview. None said they'd interacted with Covid patients who denied having the disease. "Most patients are grateful, and thankful for our help," one told her. "I have not experienced this, nor have I been told of this experience, ever," another said.
Writing in his "Fourth Watch" newsletter, our friend Steve Krakauer summed up Doering’s behavior as "generally gross" as she "[chose] to go on national TV and share the private dying words of her patients" and even "laughed her way through the interview." Krakauer added that this story symbolized "a combination of two things that caused this journalistic malpractice - a reliance on Twitter, combined with a passive attack on Trump that ends up being too good to check by CNN and other outlets.""Laughing your way through an interview," in which you're pretending to be an empathetic caregiver truly upset to see people dying of preventable disease, kinda gives the game away. Fucking monkeys. Fucking filthy circus animals. RedState has been all over this Fake Science Crime Hoax since the beginning.
On Tuesday morning, after speaking with a Huron Regional Medical Center (HRMC) employee, RedState was unable to confirm anything about Doering's employment with the hospital or even if she was assigned to any work on a COVID-19 unit. We were able to confirm that the hospital has had six COVID-19 deaths over the entire pandemic. The probability that Doering was present for any or all of them is quite low. Questions regarding Doering's employment were unanswered because of alleged privacy policies regarding employment... The revelation that Doering is a travel nurse is quite interesting. To find out more about what that means for Doering’s involvement with the hospital, RedState reached out to and received comment from 8, full-time staff nurses from hospitals around the country, and 2 nurse staffing companies for comment. (all spoke to RedState on condition of anonymity) Almost unanimously (7 to 1), the nurses found that the majority of travel nurses often cause more problems than they fix, and have issues that keep them from earning longer-term, full-time employment with the hospitals with whom they are assigned. The one nurse who spoke favorably of travel nurses said that at least 30% are still a problem, with another 30-40% of them being "sufficient" to complete the task but not worthy of earning a full-time position. Unanimously, the nurses also found that speaking to the media about patient behavior was grounds for dismissal or reassignment.Former Number One News Network Fox tried to get a comment from their corporate neoliberal media ally CNN, but CNN refused to provide one.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 24, 2020 07:35 PM (LBiyC)
Wonder if Twitter will sus....
Yeah, couldn't keep a straight face.
Crap, I just triggered someone, didn't I?
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 24, 2020 07:35 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: trev006 at November 24, 2020 07:35 PM (WTKAj)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2020 07:36 PM (Rvt88)
I meant it was a like a hate crime hoax, with the same sort of no-account loser fabulist telling tall tales to get retweets and appearances on CNN
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 07:36 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:36 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 24, 2020 07:37 PM (XwTyM)
Death toll from COVID in Trumpistan Wyoming: 30/100K
HAHAHA you Trump voters. Wait....30 is smaller then 176 isn't it?
Posted by: Some lefty at November 24, 2020 07:38 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 07:38 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: RBG's real last words at November 24, 2020 07:38 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 24, 2020 07:38 PM (v30M8)
Why dumbasses believe anything about the China Flu Scam coming from the government or the media is beyond me.
Wear your masks, take your snake oil, turn 3 times roundabout, scream and shout.....
All Bullshit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2020 07:39 PM (R/m4+)
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Did she uptalk?
Doesn't matter, believe all women!
Posted by: Blasse-Ford at November 24, 2020 07:39 PM (Ojki1)
patient's quite-confidential delusions for the general enjoyment of
leftwing Twitter.
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Quick, name the last Leftist overt traitor, domestic terrorist, or other criminal who was punished (indeed, they seem to be rewarded) for their crimes?
I'll wait ...
Posted by: ShainS at November 24, 2020 07:40 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me at November 24, 2020 07:40 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 07:41 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 24, 2020 07:38 PM (v30M
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Mr. Bunny isn't crazy. Mr. Bunny just wants to kill you. And he never sleeps. He's in the closet, now. Waiting.
Sweet dreams!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 07:41 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 24, 2020 07:41 PM (a7pmO)
I'm going to say "tell Laura I love her."
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 24, 2020 07:41 PM (lgiXo)
Death toll from COVID in Trumpistan Wyoming: 30/100K
HAHAHA you Trump voters. Wait....30 is smaller then 176 isn't it?
Posted by: Some lefty at November 24, 2020 07:38 PM (qlFIA)
Not if you believe it isn't.
Posted by: Common Core at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (WHOsw)
***********
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: King Arthur at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (s2VJv)
I'm going to say "tell Laura I love her."
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 24, 2020 07:41 PM (lgiXo)
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You could do a Peter the Great and say, "I leave everything to...aaaaah."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (NFQKQ)
***********
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: King Arthur at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (8YFRI)
What he said!
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (SNcyB)
Covid Patients Saying "Covid Is a Hoax" with Their Dying Breaths
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Oh, I thought they said "Trump killed me" with their dying breaths.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (BiOCw)
If she tests positive with the quick test, she takes another quick test. If she tests positive again, they do the "swab the brain stem" test.
If that's a positive test, it's counted as a Covid case, along with the other 2 positive quick tests, totaling 3 POSITIVE TESTS.
If she's then tested for anti-bodies and they find them, that's a 4th positive test, counted.
One person can have up to 5 positive tests, all added to the total count.
We're being flipped over and done dry.
GLOBALLY.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Quick, name the last Leftist overt traitor, domestic terrorist, or
other criminal who was punished (indeed, they seem to be rewarded) for
their crimes?
***
Cold Cash Jefferson. But he was a little too blatant about it. That was all the way back in 2006.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (CZm2G)
wondering why Drumpf denies the therapeutic effects of lithium on
mental health and wants mr. Bunny to go crazy".
I miss Chi Chi of The Quivering Lip. And Hadji the Muslim Comic, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (HaL55)
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What the hell did we ever do to you, buddy? We have more decency in our fleas than all these cretins combined. You'll be hearing soon from our defamation attorney, Lin Woodpecker ...
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals local 270 at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (lgiXo)
"This is CNN"
But then they ran it I think on Headline news as well which invalidated it.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: The Truth at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (9UH9v)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (SNcyB)
You just have to call it in the previous thread to let others know there's a new thread.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:45 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 07:45 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM
"Give my love to Rose" ~That guy I found on the railroad tracks this morning
Posted by: Flyguy at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (BiOCw)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (SNcyB)
You just have to call it in the previous thread to let others know there's a new thread.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Baby steps, man. Baby steps.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (mht8P)
Marines, who knew?
Jean Hackman
Harvey Keitel
Bea Arthur
George C. Scott
Steve McQueen
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard at November 24, 2020 07:44 PM (CZm2G)
_________
Drew Carey.
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals local 270 at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Ignore it. It is a Dollar Store troll.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (Ojki1)
So, I can just yell nood if I feel like it or why does it matter?
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (SNcyB)
It was more fun in person, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do now.
Posted by: Louis CK at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (byL7B)
(1) It is my fervent wish that the Michigan legislature not hold hearings on election fraud.
(2) Fish tank cleaner is not a Covid cure, Mr. Drumpf!
(3) I hope President Biden cancels all student loan debt.
(4) Pee is stored in the balls.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 07:48 PM (H5knJ)
nood. i am getting the hang of this
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:42 PM (SNcyB)
You just have to call it in the previous thread to let others know there's a new thread.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Baby steps, man. Baby steps.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 07:46 PM (Uhu8A)
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For you newbies, it's best to practice your NOOD comments in the really old threads first.
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals local 270 at November 24, 2020 07:48 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:48 PM (SNcyB)
Whoops! Be careful what you wish for, Joey:
The GSA letter forces Biden to disclose conflicts of interest with himself and his team to "foreign nationals, and other foreign agents..."
https://twitter.com/Jhomes551/status
/1331306828827926530
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 07:48 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (byL7B)
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"Here is your news story, sir."
"Oh, thank you very much!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 07:48 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 07:48 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:49 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: The next level of difficulty at November 24, 2020 07:49 PM (BBWrU)
***
DO NOT DO THAT.
Posting in old threads will get you banned
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 07:49 PM (qlFIA)
Let them decide who lives, who gets well, who dies, who gets born.
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 07:50 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: RBG's real last words
Seasonal bewbage
https://tinyurl.com/y5tx3h7r
Posted by: Virtually a moronette at November 24, 2020 07:50 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (lgiXo)
I think it was "CNN, A Turner Broadcast Network" back in 1995.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 07:50 PM (8B6Ng)
DO NOT DO THAT.
Posting in old threads will get you banned
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 07:49 PM (qlFIA)
SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trev006 at November 24, 2020 07:50 PM (y9vIV)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 24, 2020 07:50 PM (H3MF8)
57 "You just have to call it in the previous thread to let others know there's a new thread."
So, I can just yell nood if I feel like it or why does it matter?
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (SNcyB)
It lets people know that it's time to migrate to the new thread so you don't end up sitting alone in the new thread.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (02b6n)
Other things dying Covid patients have said with their last breath:
(1) It is my fervent wish that the Michigan legislature not hold hearings on election fraud.
(2) Fish tank cleaner is not a Covid cure, Mr. Drumpf!
(3) I hope President Biden cancels all student loan debt.
(4) Pee is stored in the balls.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 07:48 PM (H5knJ)
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(5) If we're gonna have pedophiles on the highest court in the land and in the Oval Office, I want an actual conservative to occupy Benedict Roberts' seat as the Chief Justice, Legislator, and Executive of the United States!
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals local 270 at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:49 PM (zhdcT)
XiNN at least cleared that. I'll bet they get a dozen pranks a week and post Sandman at least try to put on a fig leaf of "It could be true," and if not it is back to the old "Sources say."
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (Ojki1)
Seasonal bewbage
https://tinyurl.com/y5tx3h7r
Posted by: Virtually a moronette at November 24, 2020 07:50 PM (gtatv)
LMFAO!
What does THAT prove? HAHAHAHA.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (4thlk)
A year ago if you were really old and your immune system was failing and you got a cold and died they called it "natural causes". Now if you have the same circumstances, they move you from the "natural causes" category and into the "COVID 19" category. Pure accounting voodoo.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (NFQKQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (H3MF8)
A scummy human gets top play at XiNN -- shocker!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (pNxlR)
If any story is on XiNN, it's a pretty safe bet that it's a lie. There's a big ol' list of "nooz" organizations that can be ignored all the time and that "network" is right at the top. In fact, I can't think of a cable nooz outlet that even reports genuine events anymore. They're all in the left-wing propaganda business. And business is good, I guess, since they're somehow still on.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (zhdcT)
Posting in old threads will get you banned
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 07:49 PM (qlFIA)
Don't smarten up the trolls. Make them burn a hash and switch their VPN.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:52 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 07:52 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals local 270 at November 24, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
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I have been pushing the New Improved Erickson-Free Red State for a while now.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 24, 2020 07:52 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 24, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55)
The left's money laundering scheme is VERY well funded.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:53 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 24, 2020 07:53 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (NFQKQ)
What's THAT a euphemism for?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 07:53 PM (BJLVZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (NFQKQ)
Just stay 6 feet from the operator.
*ducks*
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (Ojki1)
I've know great nurses and really, really shitty nurses, including the one two days before my mother's totally unexpected death telling my tiny, sweet little mom "No, you CAN'T sit up in a chair to sleep like the other nurses have let you. Lie down and shut up."
I went straight to this c**t's supervisor and demanded another nurse and was denied.
I stood and held my exhausted little mother against my chest for several hours while she tried to sleep, until I was too exhausted.
DIAF, awful "medical professionals."
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:53 PM (SNcyB)
If it's sufficiently old. The primary reason for noods is to keep everyone together.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (Zm+LZ)
Whoohoo! The water taxi is rocking this evening!
Posted by: nurse ratched
If the water taxi's rocking, you'll not be soon docking!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (pNxlR)
49. Hey Broseidon Czar of the Brocean, sorry to hear about your loss.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 24, 2020 07:51 PM (4thlk)
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He'll have the comfort of knowing that she'll be voting in every election from now on ...
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals local 270 at November 24, 2020 07:55 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 07:55 PM (BJLVZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 07:55 PM (H5knJ)
On Safari (especially mobile), it tends to hang or crash.
Also, your code is so outdated, it will not accept smart quotes, which are added by default by most modern operating systems.
Basically you need to bite the bullet and redo your site, or you are going out of business. That ought to get your attention, right?
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (+jJej)
Thousands of us are NOT having such issues, so.......
When you point your finger, there are 3 other fingers pointing back at you.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I was watching some "where are they now" videos about old TV shows. And a bunch of the actors were dead - and many died from pneumonia/flu/etc in the pre-COVID era.
But amazingly no one has died from non-COVID flu since Feb of this year. It is really some amazing stuff!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 07:55 PM (H5knJ)
Wouldn't be sporting otherwise.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (Zm+LZ)
97 So, posting in an old thread will get you banned? so hence the reason for nudes?
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:53 PM (SNcyB)
Nah, it takes about two days, at least, before a prior thread is ripe enough that posting there will get you banned.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the
I admire your sense of humor. Hope you are hanging in there.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 07:36 PM (nuqdl)
I got that. And yet, a hoax can be absent particular malice- conducted solely to gain attention and cash prizes. This is not. It's meant to continue the campaign of white genocide, especially in terms of denying care to the white elderly, and that has to be addressed.
Posted by: trev006 at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (y9vIV)
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (+jJej)
Whooaaa there nellie!! Wait a bit, 0.7beta will be ready in #twoweeks
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (uxUoN)
On Safari (especially mobile), it tends to hang or crash.
Also, your code is so outdated, it will not accept smart quotes, which are added by default by most modern operating systems.
Basically you need to bite the bullet and redo your site, or you are going out of business. That ought to get your attention, right?
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (+jJej)
Me too. And I have updated my iphone. I can barely get it to not crash on my phone. Can't comment either. So who knows.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (yx0HS)
Nah, it takes about two days, at least, before a prior thread is ripe enough that posting there will get you banned.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (pNxlR)
If you give away all the secrets, they'll run off and create their own blog and steal all of Ace's ideas.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)
On Safari (especially mobile), it tends to hang or crash.
Also, your code is so outdated, it will not accept smart quotes, which are added by default by most modern operating systems.
Basically you need to bite the bullet and redo your site, or you are going out of business. That ought to get your attention, right?
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM
Your concern is:
[X] Noted
[ ] Not Noted
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (DMUuz)
Basically you need to bite the bullet and redo your site, or you are
going out of business. That ought to get your attention, right?
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (+jJej)
You could downgrade your tech instead.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (4I/2K)
No! If ace upgrades I'll have to replace my VT-100!
Posted by: The Truth at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (9UH9v)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)
Did I call the jinx or what?
But hey, $20 spends the same in town.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (Ojki1)
Jean Hackman
Harvey Keitel
Bea Arthur
George C. Scott
Steve McQueen
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard
and traitorous dog Mattis
Posted by: Fra Filippo at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (WH8+k)
Basically you need to bite the bullet and redo your site, or you are
going out of business. That ought to get your attention, right?
***
Ace hired Bill Barr to fix the site. He said it would be about #twoweeks
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (qlFIA)
So, trump calls the dnc's hysteria of the vid to be a hoax, in some respect lost to time, and now the didactic religious texts demand that trump voters die calling the vid a hoax as their dying, ironic last words?
Any story that is didactic to liberal hysteria is wrong, it's an iron clad rule.
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Gusto
The fresh minty taste for many.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2020 07:58 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (SNcyB)
Good question. Sometimes we are having a great discussion and then someone moods and everyone disappears.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:58 PM (zhdcT)
Nah, it takes about two days, at least, before a prior thread is ripe enough that posting there will get you banned.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (pNxlR)
If you give away all the secrets, they'll run off and create their own blog and steal all of Ace's ideas.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)
They'll never be able to emulate Pixy though.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 07:58 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 07:58 PM (SjvTs)
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 07:58 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (+jJej)
Your own name says it all -- enjoy your extinction level event.
BTW, adopting smart quotes does not make what you say, in fact, "smart".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 07:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)
Did I call the jinx or what?
But hey, $20 spends the same in town.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (Ojki1)
Damn right.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:58 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 07:58 PM (dNzKv)
https://tinyurl.com/yyroyl77
Truly prophetic - Bill Gates at the World Economic Forum in Davos (2017): "Dark Winter, Pandemics, Bio-Terrorism, RNA Vaccines."
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (83bQb)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)
LOL. You are doing better than I am. At least you got a refund.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Promise?
Maybe it is the one MUMR keeps appearing from before being banished back to.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals
This is really good advice to them!
Posted by: Virtually a moronette at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (gtatv)
Someone's not keeping up with contemporary America.
Posted by: Anthony Kennedy at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (H5knJ)
No! If ace upgrades I'll have to replace my VT-100!
Posted by: The Truth
If Ace upgrades, I'll have to replace my 28.8 dial up and TRS-80!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (BJLVZ)
Nothing else.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (NFQKQ)
Yep. Constantly thinking about illness and dying for 8 straight months really takes a toll.
Posted by: InCali at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (9AFWN)
Basically you need to bite the bullet and redo your site, or you are going out of business.
wow, a comment from 2005
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (atCQF)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (8jX9u)
128 so, real noods everyone just goes rushing off ... why?
Posted by: Gusto[-i]
It's like scraping the shit off your boots before you step indoors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (wSnRS)
Interviews with "health experts" on the local news. The reporter actually asked, "With a vaccine, how long before we return to normal?" All of them hemmed and hawed. So, basically, never.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)
Nothing else.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (NFQKQ)
Yep. Constantly thinking about illness and dying for 8 straight months really takes a toll.
Posted by: InCali at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (9AFWN)
Be of good cheer, our adversaries are a curse upon themselves.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: InCali at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (9AFWN)
https://tinyurl.com/yyroyl77
Truly prophetic - Bill Gates at the World Economic Forum in Davos (2017): "Dark Winter, Pandemics, Bio-Terrorism, RNA Vaccines."
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (83bQb)
Little Billy may have to watch things from a warmer location.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM
Yeah, and you need FB or disqus commenting. I am new here and you must change to fit my needs!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM
You must be new here.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (J70i0)
https://www.mpshieldezrecall.com/
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)
HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!!!!!
But with $20, it's midget crack whores and a bag of powdered sugar......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I've likened the republicans to the British Tories in the House of Lords- stuffy, full of money, and completely ineffective.
I had mentioned several weeks ago when this shitstorm began that we should say fuck the RNC and start our own party- and was lambasted on here by some because- the horror- we'll lose elections!
Newsflash- that just happened with the RNC and there is even money that Hogasaurus Stacy Abrams will pull every lever to get that knockoff Beto lookalike Ossof and the other mope into the GA Senate slots- effectively sealing the deal.
So at what point do you say no mas? I'm there. Some Moron on here wanna start a new party with like minded folks, I'm in.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (yx0HS)
ALL of the water cooler talk is about covid.
Nothing else.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 07:43 PM (NFQKQ)
COWER IN PLACE, AMERICA!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (pNxlR)
Place was packed, half the "most at risk" either weren't wearing masks or had them below their chins, there was no social distancing at all, and I passed a woman with no mask who was ashen and hacking up a lung. I held my breath as I passed her, but thought, "I'm doomed."
We shall see. I'm doubling down on zinc.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gusto[-i]
--->
it is a mystery how sometimes a thread goes quiet. spooky.
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (BJLVZ)
You had a modem and a computer? Back in the old country alll we had were tin cans and string.
Rich bastard!
Posted by: A Yorkshireman at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (BJLVZ)
Speaking of ancient hardware, has anyone heard from Vic?
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: The Truth at November 24, 2020 07:57 PM
Dude. You're the one who should consider upgrading.
Posted by: VT-220 at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (DMUuz)
Eddie Albert: Total Badass!
Prior to World War II, and before his film career, Albert had toured Mexico as a clown and high-wire artist with the Escalante Brothers Circus, but secretly worked for U.S. Army intelligence, photographing German U-boats in Mexican harbors. On September 9, 1942, Albert enlisted in the United States Coast Guard and was discharged in 1943 to accept an appointment as a lieutenant in the U.S. Naval Reserve. He was awarded the Bronze Star with Combat "V" for his actions during the invasion of Tarawa in November 1943, when, as the coxswain of a Coast Guard landing craft, he rescued 47 Marines who were stranded offshore (and supervised the rescue of 30 others), while under heavy enemy machine-gun fire.
Posted by: RKae at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (EU+ha)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (dNzKv)
***
If it is the former then no, we "can't" go back to normal since 40% protection is no protection.
Of course NONE of the lockdown stuff is about the risk from the virus anyway. It is all about power.
I presume the red states are going to be locked down until 2022 if Tyrant Biden is installed.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (qlFIA)
https://tinyurl.com/y22auvb2
Posted by: Eeyore at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (dGBE4)
Rich bastard!
Posted by: A Yorkshireman at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (uxUoN)
-------
You had tin cans and string? Luxury! We had to go out to the corner and yell!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (SNcyB)
Bitch takes her clothes off, you want a front row seat, man.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 08:00 PM (Zm+LZ)
Except the curse is area effect, and we all live here to.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals
This is really good advice to them!
Posted by: Virtually a moronette at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (gtatv)
Again, DO NOT POST COMMENTS IN VERY OLD THREADS OR YOU WILL GET BANNED.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM
---
Check back in #twoweeks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (SNcyB)
Nah, people do often continue to talk in the same thread for a little while after NOOD is called.
Then, when the last person says something, and realizes nobody's around in the old thread anymore, he'll copy what he said into the new thread, and add, "Willowed", after a lovely 'ette called Willow who often ended up being the last person commenting in a thread.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (H3MF8)
They have been fanning the flames of hype since the early days of the wuhan flu.
Someone I know lost a close relative to covid - a relative who had three, count 'em, THREE serious, underlying conditions, four if you add in their age.
When CNN interviewed them about their relative's covid-death, the CNN talking head was pretending (overacting) to be sympathetic and even said with faked surprise, "Now this relative was an otherwise healthy individual..."
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (atCQF)
How come almost no celebrities have died from the Wuhan Flu?
Odd for something worth locking the world down for isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Ima point and laugh my ass off if the hastily manufactured and approved "vaccine" starts killing people.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (BJLVZ)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM
Accept no substitutes!
Posted by: Robert Francis O'Rourke at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (dNzKv)
LOL
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)
HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!!!!!
But with $20, it's midget crack whores and a bag of powdered sugar......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Eh, If spent a $20 in a worse way many a time.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (Ojki1)
I hope to never hear that asshole's voice again.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
****
That's the same liars tell that Kamala Harris uses when she's asked a question and is in danger of everyone finding out that she's a dullard whose two greatest strengths are the lack of a gag reflex and her ability to hold her breath for a minute and a half.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (ri0yR)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)
LOL. You are doing better than I am. At least you got a refund.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (zhdcT)
Yes, but the really funny part is I got both that and the bill for the premium in the mail at the same time.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (nakwk)
This is a lie perpetuated by greedy people who want the old threads all to themselves.
Posted by: Anthony Kennedy at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (H5knJ)
presidential rud. DO you think Ace is worried about keeping the site up
to date? Maybe he will listen if you put 6 figures into his tip jar.
---> how many of those links to fellow minded bloggers go to 404 errors now
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (8jX9u)
How come almost no celebrities have died from the Wuhan Flu?
Odd for something worth locking the world down for isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (qlFIA)
I'll give you another head scratcher- none of the major libs have gotten it- Pelosi, Schumer, Kameltoe- even Uncle Paste Eater Hisself.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (yx0HS)
How come almost no celebrities have died from the Wuhan Flu?
Odd for something worth locking the world down for isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (qlFIA)
Some people should do some things about that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:05 PM (02b6n)
For you newbies, it's best to practice your NOOD comments in the really old threads first.
Posted by: Filthy Circus Animals
Shhhhhhh! Don't tell them how much we admire wizardly noobs who wow us by pasting their comments straight out of MSWord!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 08:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 08:05 PM (H5knJ)
---> is this a GA thing?
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:05 PM (8jX9u)
it- Pelosi, Schumer, Kameltoe- even Uncle Paste Eater Hisself.
___
Not....yet.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 24, 2020 08:05 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:05 PM (SNcyB)
How come almost no celebrities have died from the Wuhan Flu?
Odd for something worth locking the world down for isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1
----
And why aren't all the homeless dead from it?
Posted by: RKae at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (EU+ha)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (zhdcT)
Horrible! So sorry for that beast putting you and your mom through that. Lack of humanity. In some cases they are taught to see the elderly as worthless old gizzards. No idea or respect for the huge value of the elderly.
I was an RN before I retired from working in healthcare. You are a great daughter. You did well. I would have decked her. I wont write anything else since I'd probably get banned. But please accept my apologies for the unconscionable act of that piece of excrement. So sorry.
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (4R308)
Oh and another COVID puzzler.
________
Cases and deaths in China plummeted to zero when the CCP demanded it. Why didn't Trump do that here?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: funsize at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (J70i0)
***
As far as we know.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (ri0yR)
How come almost no celebrities have died from the Wuhan Flu?
Odd for something worth locking the world down for isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1
----
And why aren't all the homeless dead from it?
Posted by: RKae at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (EU+ha)
God hates us?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (02b6n)
You should be at these hearings.
Antifa damn sure will be.
I'll put $100 in a gofundme right now for gas and food. I'll be willing to go to $1k if needed.
This is a chance to do something real.
This is the real "Stop the Steal" rally.
These legislators get their news from Fox and CNN.
They really, honestly have no idea about any of this. They only know they have been told it's a few easily-dismissed cranks and a sore-loser. Don't hoist the flag and slit their throat just yet-- they're stupid and easily swayed.
Or, you can continue to grumble and moan and whine in the dark corners of the internet. Where no one hears or cares.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 24, 2020 08:02 PM (dGBE4)
Rule #1-
Dick
Crazy
DO NOT ASSEMBLE
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (Ojki1)
Rich bastard!
Posted by: A Yorkshireman at November 24, 2020 08:01 PM (uxUoN)
-------
You had tin cans and string? Luxury! We had to go out to the corner and yell!
You got to yell? We had to go around the neighborhood and sniff each other's urine sprays to find out what was going on!
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (RGRIY)
---> is this a GA thing?
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:05 PM (8jX9u)
Yep. All the locusts from Illinois and the upper east coast are begging their fellow locusts to vote for jew-hating Warnock and China's good friend Ossoff.
I hate these people with the heat of a zillion suns.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Put up signs: "Covid-free Zone."
Problem solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:05 PM (SNcyB)
It's really not.
Someone notices a new thread is up, calls NOOD, almost everyone abandons the current thread for the new one (sometimes unfortunately IMO).
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (zhdcT)
Ace, I doubt you will read this, but I have to tell you, your site is
not loading very well on Safari (and probably other browsers). I think
you need to get your tech team to bring your code into the 21st century,
pronto.
On Safari (especially mobile), it tends to hang or crash.
Also, your code is so outdated, it will not accept smart quotes, which are added by default by most modern operating systems.
Basically you need to bite the bullet and redo your site, or you are
going out of business. That ought to get your attention, right?
Posted by: sauropod at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (+jJej)
*****
Now THAT was funny
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 24, 2020 08:08 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (RGRIY)
You had a sense of smell? Luxury.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 08:08 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (zhdcT)
BSG already knows this. He is just playing dumber than usual.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (RGRIY)
*sniffs tire*
Bob has been hanging around my Gremlin again!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:08 PM (wSnRS)
I hate these people with the heat of a zillion suns.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
Me too. They're the same lot who ruined California starting almost 50 years ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (02b6n)
Oh.
Darn it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (zhdcT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Priorities.
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Ima point and laugh my ass off if the hastily manufactured and approved "vaccine" starts killing people.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (BJLVZ)
Sterilizes them will be not tragic in every case.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (wSnRS)
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (zhdcT)
What do you mean? I just commented on a post from 2 years ago, and I am still here. Try it and see.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 08:10 PM (dNzKv)
I'll give you another head scratcher- none of the major libs have gotten it- Pelosi, Schumer, Kameltoe- even Uncle Paste Eater Hisself.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (yx0HS)
Remember when those doctors stood in front of the Supreme Court and held a press conference to tout hydroxychloroquine? Remember the lady doctor from Nigeria, Dr. Grace Immanuel? She called the politicians out on it and demanded to see their medical records. She said that they are ALL taking it. Every last one of them. They want it for themselves, but you can't have it.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at November 24, 2020 08:10 PM (8/7u2)
their fellow locusts to vote for jew-hating Warnock and China's good
friend Ossoff.
---> well, they're pretty public about it. Who's that girl from the Trevor Noah show who was openly bragging about living in Brooklyn but voting in GA.
Anyway, the mail-in ballots are one big fraud but the "we stopped counting at 3am because a pipe burst" thing is another one. They'll do it again, just to dick punch us normies to show they can cheat at will.
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:10 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 08:10 PM (zhdcT)
This is a lie perpetuated by greedy people who want the old threads all to themselves.
Posted by: Anthony Kennedy at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (H5knJ)
Testify!
Posted by: Machines for Sale at November 24, 2020 08:10 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: 18-1
When they gather samples in China every year they *guess* which strain/s are going to actually become the years 'flu'. They take those strains and make that years vaccine and distribute it to us.
The 40% reflects their poor guesses.
They had something to work with here; but, I don't know how the mutations of the Wuflu that made it here will be susceptible to the vaccines being sold.
If they are seeing over 90% that's huge.
Posted by: Virtually a moronette at November 24, 2020 08:11 PM (gtatv)
east coast are begging their fellow locusts to vote for jew-hating
Warnock and China's good friend Ossoff.
I hate these people with the heat of a zillion suns.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
I can feel the hate flow through you. I find that removing the problem solves the anger issue.
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:11 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Hitler's dog at November 24, 2020 08:11 PM (ZgDVZ)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 24, 2020 08:11 PM (Clxcy)
How come almost no celebrities have died from the Wuhan Flu?
Odd for something worth locking the world down for isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (qlFIA)
I'll give you another head scratcher- none of the major libs have gotten it- Pelosi, Schumer, Kameltoe- even Uncle Paste Eater Hisself.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 08:04 PM (yx0HS)
Because they believe in the power of masks!
Believe and you science deniers shall be saved!
Posted by: Karen the Hobo, Boulder CO at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (Ojki1)
It's all fake, fake collusion, fake election, fake candidate.
Posted by: Max Power at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 08:10 PM (dNzKv)
*Loggins' Danger Zone starts playing*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (wSnRS)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (SjvTs)
Maybe they're all rioting and looting HDTVs from Best Buy. I understand those things are protective.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (J70i0)
Totes agree. There's no echo chamber better than an old dusty one. Besides, there's roaches in the ashtray, and sometimes change falls down beneath the cushions. I made $2.41 once. You can say whatever you want, turn the water and lights on and leave the door open on your way out and let all the cold air in. Old threads are way underrated.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Virtually a moronette at November 24, 2020 08:11 PM (gtatv)
It only kills 5% of the people that take it.
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 07:56 PM
Headed into town this evening, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (DMUuz)
east coast are begging their fellow locusts to vote for jew-hating
Warnock and China's good friend Ossoff.
I hate these people with the heat of a zillion suns.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
I'm with ya. Same locusts have turned my beloved AZ purple or blue. And WA used to be at least pink. After clinton that ship fucking sailed and slammed into the iceberg, forever damning us deep blue. Or drowning in the deep blue.
hey that was deep!
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (yx0HS)
Anyhoo... whatevs.
wastf
Posted by: JQ at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (09wCi)
You should be at these hearings.
Antifa damn sure will be.
I'll put $100 in a gofundme right now for gas and food. I'll be willing to go to $1k if needed.
This is a chance to do something real.
This is the real "Stop the Steal" rally.
These legislators get their news from Fox and CNN.
They really, honestly have no idea about any of this. They only know
they have been told it's a few easily-dismissed cranks and a
sore-loser. Don't hoist the flag and slit their throat just yet--
they're stupid and easily swayed.
Or, you can continue to grumble and moan and whine in the dark corners of the internet. Where no one hears or cares.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (aO8Gd)
This. Any Morons and Ettes within these states, I will kick in for gas too if needed. Just let us know (and drag your family and neighbors along too). This is SOOOOO important.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Donovan Nuera at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (iucaD)
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (RGRIY)
You had a sense of smell? Luxury.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 08:08 PM (nakwk)
Well, when I wrote "smell" I really meant taste. Most of us didn't have noses because of the war. People who still had noses were rich bastards. We hated them.
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 08:14 PM (RGRIY)
"Almost unanimously (7 to 1), the nurses found that the majority of
travel nurses often cause more problems than they fix, and have issues
that keep them from earning longer-term, full-time employment with the
hospitals with whom they are assigned"
---->
reminds me of the early covid hysteria nurse who showed up to a NYC hospital, had a breakdown on youtube, and then left.
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:14 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (wSnRS)
Ha, I have that playing right now.
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:14 PM (J70i0)
Okay, I get it's fun to rag on the new guy, but I'm having similar probs. I cannot add any quotes or apostrophes, regular ones, on my cell phone if I post a comment. I have to cut out all commas and apostrophes entirely. I thought it was just me. Regular computer (like right now), no problems.
And the site can get laggy and crash some days on my cell. IDK if it's Safari or my older iPhone.
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:14 PM (Rbfr/)
How come almost no celebrities have died from the Wuhan Flu?
Odd for something worth locking the world down for isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1
----
And why aren't all the homeless dead from it?
Posted by: RKae at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (EU+ha)
God hates us?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (YqDXo)
Looking at 2020 He certainly is giving a serious time out at the very least.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 08:15 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2020 08:15 PM (atCQF)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 08:15 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Desultory joe at November 24, 2020 08:15 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Virtually a moronette at November 24, 2020 08:11 PM (gtatv)
There are a number (IIRC > 4 or 5) of genetic variations of flu that shuffle and recombine, so guessing right 40% of the time is doing pretty damned well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:16 PM (YqDXo)
Put up signs: "Covid-free Zone."
Problem solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (YqDXo)
COVID Has No Home Here
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 08:16 PM (pNxlR)
Okay, I get it's fun to rag on the new guy, but I'm having similar probs. I cannot add any quotes or apostrophes, regular ones, on my cell phone if I post a comment. I have to cut out all commas and apostrophes entirely. I thought it was just me. Regular computer (like right now), no problems.
And the site can get laggy and crash some days on my cell. IDK if it's Safari or my older iPhone.
Posted by: LizLem
Dolphin browser for mobile. I've been using it since 2010 on android and iPhone.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 08:16 PM (BJLVZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 08:16 PM (JKNZq)
Where's your Sky God now?
Posted by: CNN at November 24, 2020 08:16 PM (z2wb6)
Active flights
2018: 6,815
2019: 7,630
2020: 6,972
Posted by: Project Fear update at November 24, 2020 08:16 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Put up signs: "Covid-free Zone."
Problem solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (YqDXo)
We wouldn't have this problem if Covid respected the clearly marked sign
Posted by: Wauwatosta Mayor Putz Whatever at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM (SjvTs)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM (SHmRE)
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (RGRIY)
You're a vagrant in California? They check their pee mail all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:18 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 08:18 PM (BJLVZ)
.....
And the site can get laggy and crash some days on my cell. IDK if it's Safari or my older iPhone.
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:14 PM (Rbfr/)
Turn off "smart" quotes on the phone. Also, hogmartin has a page where you can put in your text to see if pixy will freak out, but I can never remember the URL.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:18 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Put up signs: "Covid-free Zone."
Problem solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:07 PM (YqDXo)
We wouldn't have this problem if Covid respected the clearly marked sign
Posted by: Wauwatosta Mayor Putz Whatever at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM (Ojki1)
We need common sense Covid control.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (SjvTs)
Most awesome!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (nakwk)
And the site can get laggy and crash some days on my cell. IDK if it's Safari or my older iPhone.
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:14 PM (Rbfr/)
Pixy is state of the art 2007. The iPhone was just introduced around then. I'd recommend the duck-duck-go browser for AoSHQ, I haven't had any problems using that one. Usually most sent to the barrel are on a mobile device.
It's too easy to accidentally copy an entire thread or post characters that Pixy doesn't recognize as bad, as on most PC browsers. There's other browsers for the Android system if you want to avoid Chrome giving away all of your personal info - like Opera.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (8B6Ng)
Worker 1: got it from his daughter at college. Daughter and he both felt run down. Daughter lost sense of smell and taste and had fever. He felt run down and tired. AFter a week, he was good to go. Daughter had sensory issues linger. Both recovered.
Both live with mom and another daughter/sister. NEITHER of them got it.
Coworker 2. Got the Rona. She is in excellent shape. It has put her on her ass for two weeks. EVery day is a new symptom- GI, aches, pains, fever, complete loss of sense of smell and taste. She is finally starting to mend. None of her family members got it either.
I don't know what to make of this- especially when you hear how contagious it is.
But Jay Inslee, my intrepid Gov, has locked down WA. As I told Mrs. Burton, who is a lib, he doesn't give a shit if he crashes the remains of the economy because he knows his pals in congress and biden will allow WA to suckle on the giant tit that is the taxpayer.
At some point we'll run out of monopoly money and then the fun begins.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (yx0HS)
Posted by: LizLem
What version iPhone are you using?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (BJLVZ)
Boise is bright blue, natch.
Posted by: JQ at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (09wCi)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: CNN at November 24, 2020 08:16 PM (z2wb6)
Giving you what you want....good and hard.
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (JKNZq)
{i]Turn off "smart" quotes on the phone. Also, hogmartin has a page where you can put in your text to see if pixy will freak out, but I can never remember the URL.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:18 PM
here'tis
https://stoatnet.org/ace/
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (atCQF)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM
I've caught so much flak here for my compulsion for bad computer jokes that I mentioned it to my doctor today.
He said I'm terminal.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: funsize at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (EiPf6)
I believe it's Lemonparty.org.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 08:12 PM (SjvTs)
What makes it tactical, cause don't all tire irons have the thing that goes up?
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (Ojki1)
The GSA letter forces Biden to disclose conflicts of interest with himself and his team to "foreign nationals, and other foreign agents..."
https://congress.gov/116/plaws/
publ121/PLAW-116publ121.pdf
So basically, Trump has just cornered Biden using the #laptopfromhell!!
CHECKMATE!
@realDonaldTrump
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (CZm2G)
So what is the big deal about noods? Again?
Posted by: Gusto
They're like depth charges -- they cause the 'tards to surface and then ask questions about them incessantly.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM (SHmRE)
No no no
You're supposed to throw a commie off the ledge! ...or better yet, out of the helicopter.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (02b6n)
How come almost no celebrities have died from the Wuhan Flu?
Odd for something worth locking the world down for isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2020 08:03 PM (qlFIA)
I agree with your point that Covid has been overblown and absolutely no reason to shut down the world but when this first started I looked up famous people who died of the Spanish Flu . The only person I recognized was one of the Dodge brothers. And the list of famous people who died of it was relatively short.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 24, 2020 08:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 08:21 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: Hands at November 24, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:09 PM (wSnRS)
Covid got them too? Or was it global warming? Net neutrality?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:21 PM (YqDXo)
Unfortunately 20% of them are absolute psycho cunts. Like five time divorced torture freaks whose mission is to make everyone else they come in contact with commit suicide.
They would thrive in concentration camps as guards.
Posted by: Hitler's dog at November 24, 2020 08:21 PM (ZgDVZ)
Posted by: Didn't regurgitate the CNN talking points at November 24, 2020 08:21 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (JKNZq)
Shoots nice, very accurate but feeding can be an issue as magazine feeds rounds at a high angle.
Bad news.....firing pin broke where they always break, on the little hook for the striker.
Good news....Numrich has new ones in stock for $39.95. Ouch.
Love those guys.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (R/m4+)
I don't know about that. I can't remember a single redo of any website or platform that ended well no matter the platform.
Part of it is really bad design, but most is that old timer get sentimental and at the end the day these things work or don't depending on the community
That said I would love a preview and an auto quote and pop into the clipboard feature, but I agree with management that neither feature is likely to increase or decrease readership.
While we are on the topic, one change that would make a difference is the ability to reply to comments.
Problem is that there is no guarantee that it's a positive difference, because it would introduce a completely new community dynamic.
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 24, 2020 08:17 PM (SHmRE)
Don't worry about a thing, Lady in Black, cause every little thing will be alright.
This isn't over and, despite the angst at every twist and turn, this is headed for SCOTUS.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (SjvTs)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:18 PM
here'tis
https://stoatnet.org/ace/
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (atCQF)
Also, when copying things you can always paste as plain text. Smart quotes is one of the first things I turn off, like people even notice the difference in text messages. Still, people manage to paste things in here and I've yet to figure out how they do it. Clever bastards.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Desultory joe at November 24, 2020 08:15 PM (L9P9s)
This is what Pronhub has lead me to believe.
Very, very compasionate.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (sGotD)
Only one thing to do. We need hearings!
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (buTO7)
****
I was thinking more on the lines of that scene from "Guardians of the Galalxy" where Ronin smashed the guys head with the big hammer...After reading him his crimes of course...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 07:54 PM (ptqGC)
Jane, I'm so sorry!! Taking care of my grandma, there were plenty of angel nurses. But there were also nurses that were so incompetent or unfeeling, they made Nurse Ratched (not our lovely one, the film one) look like a saint. It can be such a flip of the dice.
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (k1L5r)
Posted by: TexasDan at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (SNcyB)
Well seeing as China Bat Flu has managed to kill a whopping 0.08* pct of the population very few people actually know anyone personally who died.
* This is based on the bullshit 265K death count it's more likely 39k which is more inline with annual flu deaths.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2020 08:24 PM (5y+CM)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (SjvTs)
*blush*
Thank you!
I need to get some folks up here to visit.... I should probably finish unpacking my boxes someday!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 24, 2020 08:24 PM (02b6n)
how does one find really old threads? Just infinitely scroll back?
Posted by: funsize at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (EiPf6)
You scroll down far enough, there are links in the sidebar to archives going back to 200...4? Wisdom of 16 years right there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:24 PM (wSnRS)
AMAZING how many regular commenters are not only pasting a TROLL -- Gusto (SNcyB) -- into their comments, but are also giving that same troll the full HQ onboarding lesson.
Posted by: Hands at November 24, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro)
You've never had a cat, have you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2020 08:24 PM (pNxlR)
But Jay Inslee, my intrepid Gov, has locked down WA. As I told
Mrs. Burton, who is a lib, he doesn't give a shit if he crashes the
remains of the economy because he knows his pals in congress and biden
will allow WA to suckle on the giant tit that is the taxpayer.
At some point we'll run out of monopoly money and then the fun begins.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 24, 2020 08:19 PM (yx0HS)
The cruise ships should have told everyone what to expect. It has about a 20-25% infection rate. The death rate is the only thing that would change as better treatments came into play. We've never stopped a respiratory disease that gets into the wild. It is basically impossible.
BTW, I know a couple who quarantined for two weeks to visit a immune compromised family member. Wife came down with Kung Flu that last day of quarantine. For her, it was a bad flu which knocked her down for a week and a half. He never caught it even though he was basically isolated with her for five weeks.
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 24, 2020 08:24 PM (J70i0)
Just title it wisely. Maybe something having to do with something really gay.
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 24, 2020 08:25 PM (fLpTX)
Would there be curfews? Exemptions for riots and looting? Or "peaceful protests?"
I'm thinking, no. In fact, there would be no need for restrictions. People would falling all over themselves to avoid that crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:25 PM (YqDXo)
I am at a point where I'm rejecting everything every media outlet provides. I believe this election was rigged. I believe Covid is a strong flu. I believe over half of the governors are assuming powers not provided to them by any constitution.
Nothing on any billboard, radio, or TV agrees with me. And to speak differently is to be a conspiracy theorist.
So - what do we do ?
Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 24, 2020 08:25 PM (93CuU)
This isn't over and, despite the angst at every twist and turn, this is headed for SCOTUS.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (946rW)
Agree. I'm looking at what Powell and Wood are doing to land people in jail. And eventually even that might head to SCOTUS so our elections never have this shit happen again.
Trump will win on constitutional grounds. Rudy & Co. are as good as it gets. I'm also banking on Roberts wanting to continue being the top banana. That's not happening with 15 or 21 judges.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 08:25 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 08:26 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:26 PM (SNcyB)
We vote you out.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 08:26 PM (SjvTs)
Oooh, I'll do that.
I've also noticed that Safari will sometimes try to hide conservative sites I frequent in my search, especially for Youtube. It will not pop up the simple default searches I get on other platforms. If I can find a nicer browser, Tim Cook and Apple's shadowban monkeys in Safari can DIAF.
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:27 PM (Rbfr/)
- Maricopa County's Director of Election Day and Emergency Voting
He is deflecting responsibility away from the county and back onto Dominion.
A high-stakes game of hot potato.
Posted by: Who will be the fall guy/gal? at November 24, 2020 08:27 PM (BBWrU)
I believe it's Lemonparty.org.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 08:20 PM (H5knJ)
Rule #2
If you don't know, don't serch for the term.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:27 PM (Ojki1)
interest with himself and his team to "foreign nationals, and other
foreign agents..."
https://congress.gov/116/plaws/
publ121/PLAW-116publ121.pdf
So basically, Trump has just cornered Biden using the #laptopfromhell!!
CHECKMATE!
@realDonaldTrump
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard
---> so how's that working out for Donald, being clever.
I bet Biden will get a letter signed by 50 former GSA employees saying he dint do nuthin
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:27 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 08:21 PM (YqDXo)
I actually wonder how many got the axe during Cash for Clunkers.
These are the kinds of thoughts that skitter across my mind instead of doing actual work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:27 PM (wSnRS)
Posted by: pookysgirl, former CNA at November 24, 2020 08:28 PM (XKZwp)
This isn't over and, despite the angst at every twist and turn, this is headed for SCOTUS.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (946rW)
And we'll be dancing in the street.
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard all my nurses are 20%ers at November 24, 2020 08:28 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 24, 2020 07:59 PM (83bQb)
Hmm. Aren't the new Coof vaccines done with the brand-new RNA technique?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 24, 2020 08:29 PM (L106N)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 08:13 PM (JKNZq)
Yes! That's her! Here is her website - if anyone gets covid, go to her site ASAP to find who will prescribe hydroxchloroquine/zinc/azithromycin. She said in an interview they will help you get it.
https://tinyurl.com/y2v6jky9
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at November 24, 2020 08:29 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 08:23 PM (sGotD)
Yay!
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:29 PM (Ojki1)
We vote you out.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 08:26 PM (SjvT)
You don't have the votes
Posted by: Dominion at November 24, 2020 08:30 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 24, 2020 08:30 PM (L106N)
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 08:30 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 24, 2020 08:30 PM (L106N)
I just got the scene from Archer 'Don't talk to him like he's people!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:31 PM (wSnRS)
This isn't over and, despite the angst at every twist and turn, this is headed for SCOTUS.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 08:22 PM (946rW)
And we'll be dancing in the street.
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard all my nurses are 20%ers at November 24, 2020 08:28 PM (CZm2G)
Yeah we will make another Thanksgiving
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 24, 2020 08:31 PM (fLpTX)
::: If Winona rides me like a banshee, will you cry yourself to sleep? :::
Posted by: Hands at November 24, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:31 PM (wSnRS)
Posted by: President-elect Braenyard at November 24, 2020 08:31 PM (CZm2G)
AZ Rep 'Guaran-damn-tees' the Election Will Change Monday Morning at 9 am
https://youtu.be/DvNPjM3G8Nk
Posted by: Can you smell what the Rep is cooking? at November 24, 2020 08:32 PM (BBWrU)
interest with himself and his team to "foreign nationals, and other foreign agents..."
https://congress.gov/116/plaws/
publ121/PLAW-116publ121.pdf
So basically, Trump has just cornered Biden using the #laptopfromhell!!
CHECKMATE! @realDonaldTrump
I'm picturing that meme with the two buttons you can press, and the guy sweating over them.
Button 1: Lie, and get more press that might expose #laptopfromhell to the normies
Button2: Tell the truth, and get more press that might expose #laptopfromhell to the normies
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:32 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:33 PM (SNcyB)
Button 1: Lie, and get more press that might expose #laptopfromhell to the normies
Button2: Tell the truth, and get more press that might expose #laptopfromhell to the normies
---> you know, if this is true, then I may start believing in this 12D chess stuff.
When does joe have to fill this stuff out by?
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:33 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:34 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2020 08:15 PM (atCQF)
Noooooo! I still haven't gotten around to reading that one!
Posted by: April at November 24, 2020 08:34 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 08:26 PM (giU8k)
Yup.....when I click the parts diagram to bring up the part I want I close my eyes and then peek through my fingers.
If it's lit up, it's in stock. Whew.
And then buy 2.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2020 08:35 PM (R/m4+)
It's true, Lady in Black. I also listen to encouraging political podcasts hosted by fighters and that helps.
Dan Bongino is doing chemo for cancer, but I started listening to him post election, and he is this beacon of righteous energy. He's so encouraging. And Bannon swings the warhammer every day and that's fun.
Hang in there. Lots of innings left before the ref calls the game.
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:35 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:35 PM (SNcyB)
The heavy hitter oligarchs just need faithful servants ... and Hillary and Biden serve them whatever they need. Trump was causing them problems, especially if he united We the People, as was happening.
There are still some white hats, they are feeding Sidney Powell maybe ... Trump has traitors on all sides, not sure how well old Rudy is serving him. But I think (hope) Nunes, Kash Patel, Richard Grenell, and many others whose names we don't know ... are not willing to throw away our Republic.
Patell has been on the new job two weeks ... my best hope is there. MAYBE they feed their findings to Powell (didn't "they" help her with Flynn details?) ... or maybe some DNI guys or military guys in one or two of seventeen agencies call apress conference and lay out the coup the uncovered, and names of who they arrested.
The hard evidence is there, people (former spies or intel) say they are spreading it in the right inner circles ... my guess is their is an internal war ... BUT Trump is still king, so that and truth should give the white hats an edge.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2020 08:36 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:31 PM (wSnRS)
LOL
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 08:36 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:34 PM (SNcyB)
How do you know nothing happened?
Noodception.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 08:36 PM (wSnRS)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:35 PM (SNcyB)
Ummmmmm........the smell.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2020 08:37 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:39 PM (SNcyB)
STOP getting your news from any major outlet. They are not on our side and they are pushing a narrative, trying to create an alternate reality.
Read the Populist Press and you'll get news that shows how hard the Trump team is working on winning. It will change your demeanor for the better.
Here is their website: https://tinyurl.com/y43mnt34
And yes, every headline you click goes to a Populist Press page, but they do list the original sources there, either under the heading or in the body of the page.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at November 24, 2020 08:40 PM (8/7u2)
If there is a real Nood and no one leaves, repeat with exclamation marks.
If you are the boy that cried Nood, to the barrel with you.
It is known.
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:40 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:41 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 08:41 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 08:43 PM (SNcyB)
The hard evidence is there, people (former spies or intel) say they are spreading it in the right inner circles ... my guess is their is an internal war ... BUT Trump is still king, so that and truth should give the white hats an edge.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2020 08:36 PM (Cus5s)
old Rudy has his own web show called, " Common Sense" on Parlor. Yesterday's episode was worth the watch. He laid out plenty of evidence for fraud, but before he did, he flat out said that if he fails at this task, he will probably be thrown in jail by the 'left.'
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at November 24, 2020 08:43 PM (8/7u2)
---> the left motivates me like a dog inspires a rabbit
Posted by: socky at November 24, 2020 08:45 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at November 24, 2020 08:43 PM (8/7u2)
And Sydney right after him. And then the left in the DOJ/FBI/CIA will "accidentally" burn any warehouses of evidence showing ballot or voter machine fraud.
I wish them Godspeed and good bodyguards.
Posted by: LizLem at November 24, 2020 08:46 PM (Rbfr/)
But the whole weight of our intel community should have locked people up and stopped the whole thing by now ... they instead seem to be part of the coup. Massive crime against the very soul of our nation, Barr is twiddling his thumbs, perhaps with an evil grin, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2020 08:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: DFCtomm at November 24, 2020 09:03 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 24, 2020 09:21 PM (LBO1U)
Posted by: nuke it from orbit at November 24, 2020 09:57 PM (XjOU1)
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