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Plebes, Cancel Your Thanksgiving Plans While We Have Dinner at French Laundry With 1,000 Chinese Illegal Immigrants Fresh Out of a Cargo Container from Wuhan and Then Go Mass-Wilding Through a Best Buy
SUPERCUT!
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 23, 2020
The media have just a few suggestions for celebrating Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/UGwZdFTOQ6
(He took it off approximately 2 seconds later) https://t.co/UbFrXi3Xps
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 24, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2020 01:26 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: irright at November 24, 2020 01:26 PM (SchQD)
I foresee lots of faces smashed.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:27 PM (Z9AFb)
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (kTF2Z)
I can see why they did it, though. I'm convinced they've gotten to the point where they're just trying to see if there is ANY line they can't cross.
Hint: There's not. Not right now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie suggests Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (k1L5r)
The turkey mask suits him.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (/669Q)
A plastic dry cleaning bag would be more suitable.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2020 01:29 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (AwYPR)
The COVID is evil, the COVID is wily. It will pounce if you sing late at night, kind of like Grendel.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:29 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (/669Q)
Types deletes, something something teeth.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 24, 2020 01:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 24, 2020 01:29 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (hku12)
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I've already got friends planning for Christmas carolling, no masks allowed.
Cook County can get bent.
Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (CXaBd)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (/669Q)
Types deletes, something something teeth.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 24, 2020 01:29 PM (t+qrx)
He deserves a post natal turkey BASTER, IYKWIM...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (s2VJv)
Maybe it has to do with people getting together to talk and organize, which destroys their propaganda.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (DH4sA)
I don't have a hell of a lot to be thankful for, but I'll be making a huge dinner for my family.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Be thankful for your family.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (N39Ws)
"Just Hours After Being Placed In Cuomo's Possession, Emmy Statue Dies Of COVID"
Posted by: Hands at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Vinnie Babarino, Sweathog turned Moron at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: Soothsayer's
I'm at the point I don't give a shit anymore. I'm going to do what I want. Wife and I are already at the in-laws for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (BJLVZ)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (ptqGC)
Mute button is your friend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Sure you do.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (BiOCw)
Spike
Surge
Ravage
Decimate
Skyrocket
Overwhelm
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Am I missing any?
Posted by: AF at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (ptqGC)
After the corona panic, I no longer wonder.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (/669Q)
A plastic dry cleaning bag would be more suitable.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (ptqGC
++++
I like the idea of Cuomo in a COVID body bag in a cold storage trailer with the rest of the blighters he's killed.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (VsHYs)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (DMUuz)
Their rules are only for the serfs. The political lords don't have to follow anything. What pisses me off most are people in a republic (at least in name at this point) are only too happy to be ruled by these asshoes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM (xJacp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (mht8P)
Not at all a dig on our host. Just my thoughts on the subject.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Ectld)
....and no Thanksgiving caroling!!
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (AwYPR)
The COVID is evil, the COVID is wily. It will pounce if you sing late at night, kind of like Grendel.
the covid is evil
the covid is wily
it will pounce
if you're smiley
burma shave
Posted by: Anachronda at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Hands at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (786Ro)
Monsters.
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (hku12)
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We have to make two dressings. I put walnuts in mine, she has to have mushrooms.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (S00tp)
Posted by: The Swamp King at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (WiYAt)
I can see why they did it, though. I'm convinced they've gotten to the point where they're just trying to see if there is ANY line they can't cross.
Hint: There's not. Not right now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie suggests Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 01:28 PM (k1L5r)
Next month's edict: Inflatable Santas and blinking lights... A-OK. Nativity scenes? Right out!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (hku12)
Since when was it a tradition to "sing" at Thanksgiving??
I can't think of a single "Thanksgiving" song.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (CXaBd)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (S00tp)
Maybe it has to do with people getting together to talk and organize, which destroys their propaganda.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (DH4sA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (UPoLF)
I'm going to be alone this Thanksgiving too.
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Les Nesmond at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (786Ro)
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LOL, I wouldn't mind if that one got some traction and kept people from putting disgusting marsmallows on the veggies. It's like putting carrots in chili: just don't do it!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (k4dH2)
What a dumb fuck he is.
He talks at a 3rd grade level.
And KEEPS GETTING ELECTED.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (hku12)
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We have to make two dressings. I put walnuts in mine, she has to have mushrooms.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (kTF2Z)
You make baby Jesus cry. Both of you.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Busy table. Where do you put the Brussels Sprouts?
Posted by: Pinochet Air Flt Attendant at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (zL/eJ)
Since when was it a tradition to "sing" at Thanksgiving??
I can't think of a single "Thanksgiving" song.
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Stuffing the Turkey is kind of raunchy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (S00tp)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Arthur "Big Guy" Carlson at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (786Ro)
I'm unable to be on my feet in the kitchen for long, so I've ordered all my sides and am making a couple of pies. I'm doing a turkey breast in the Instand Pot. And we'll be eating in the breakfast room instead of the dining room with candles, etc. because orange kitten from hell and his big brother. Grrrr.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (pfnaO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (S00tp)
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It's a fine line, between stupid and clever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:31 PM
Do Senators-Elect Ossoff and Warnock approve?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: kallisto at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (DJFLF)
Since when was it a tradition to "sing" at Thanksgiving??
I can't think of a single "Thanksgiving" song.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
Lileks got a lot of podcasts out of just this. There are Turkey songs. Gravy songs (usually a metaphor for sex.) That is about it.
I think these rules are being made by people who are not familiar with other people. Or having a family. Or what you do at family gatherings.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (lmikk)
What a dumb fuck he is.
He talks at a 3rd grade level.
And KEEPS GETTING ELECTED.
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Have you not spent any time in NY?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (S00tp)
Not at all a dig on our host. Just my thoughts on the subject.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Ectld)
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It isn't the Thanksgiving guidelines that chap us, rather, it's the rank in your face hypocrisy of those in charge, along with our neighbors being willing to go along with the charade.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (BiOCw)
I can't think of a single "Thanksgiving" song.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
"Stars and Stripes Forever", my friend. You say there are no words? Make some up.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (WkPC9)
Also: notice how the nannies are now saying "go ahead and pig out -- just do it at home!"
After how many years of being fed scare stories on the ungodly amount of calories consumed on T-day, and how you need to cut out the pie and the potatoes, etc..
The rules can change on a dime, but the message is the same: WE will tell you how and where you can celebrate, serfs.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (pfnaO)
If it's frozen. Sure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (22mNy)
When was this supposed to become "creative?"
Because I can think of a few "creative" places Cuomo can roll that mask up and store it.
He is the cringey government caricature that most sitcoms used to lampoon. But he's not fiction, he's real, and the media fawn.
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (pfnaO)
I'd give him a 300 mulligan game, and free bowling for a month...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Flt Attendant at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (zL/eJ)
I think these rules are being made by people who are not familiar with other people. Or having a family. Or what you do at family gatherings.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I concur.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Z9AFb)
I'm going to be alone this Thanksgiving too.
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (nuqdl)
I have a friend that was going to be alone for Thanksgiving.
I won't have that.
He'll be with our family.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Shambling Collection of Rags and Skin at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (l+1GH)
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (nuqdl)
Sorry to hear that, ace.
I did Thanksgiving alone one year. Thought it wouldn't be a big deal. Kind of was depressing.
But, as you point out, I did have enough left overs to last me many many days. I was kind of on a carb binge, I guess you can say.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (UPoLF)
"Fool with turkey face diaper sits proudly on throne of cat dung. "
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (siY0G)
"Without Trump, the White House correspondents' dinner - typically a night of mutual good will between the administration and the press that covers it - became an awkward defense of the First Amendment.... Back to normal will mean more state dinners, a prestigious and glamorous way of reestablishing global ties. And it means that Washington events traditionally attended by the president and first lady for the better part of five decades - the Honors, the Alfalfa dinner, the Gridiron, Ford's Theatre gala and the correspondents' dinner - will likely return to their former glory."
You, prole, don't go out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect
At least we know how, now. Dominionists!
Posted by: lizabth at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (L3Rsz)
Just shoot me now.
Posted by: Ripley at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: josephistan at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: John F'n Kerry at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (+y8uL)
I agree. This is a power play. They want you to feel your impotence. The only way to fight that is to ignore them. It will either lead to them backing down or escalating. Backing down is good. Escalation is acceptable.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Ectld)
I can't think of a single "Thanksgiving" song.
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Stuffing the Turkey is kind of raunchy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (S00tp)
I'm partial to Aerosmith's "Lord of Your Thighs".
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (N3El/)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (pfnaO)
Can we throw him from a rooftop to see if that turkey can fly?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (AiZBA)
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Actually, there are words to it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Flt Attendant at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (zL/eJ)
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Compost heap.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (RGRIY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (S00tp)
Posted by: Zeera at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (VRLL6)
Since when was it a tradition to "sing" at Thanksgiving??
I can't think of a single "Thanksgiving" song.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
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Yeah no kidding. Of all the things people doon TG, singing is about number 275 on the list.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (22mNy)
Like, do they think we don't notice?
Posted by: DJ3Way at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Z9AFb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Busy table. Where do you put the Brussels Sprouts?
Posted by: Pinochet Air Flt Attendant at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (zL/eJ)
Only foods on the white/brown spectrum allowed on the table.
Anything green has no business being there.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (hku12)
I'm partial to Aerosmith's "Lord of Your Thighs".
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (N3El/)
No More No More just finished on my player.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
When you are inhaling, you cannot be exhaling virus, endangering others. When you are exhaling, you are endangering others.
Shouldn't the guidance really be:
1. Exhale through your mask.
2. Remove your mask.
3. Insert morsel of food into mouth.
4. Replace mask.
5. Chew.
6. Swallow.
7. Inhale through mask.
8. Repeat Step #1.
9. Repeat process.
Yes, it should be.
Posted by: Zod at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (xK9An)
"Without Trump, the White House correspondents' dinner - typically a night of mutual good will between the administration and the press that covers it - became an awkward defense of the First Amendment.... Back to normal will mean more state dinners, a prestigious and glamorous way of reestablishing global ties. And it means that Washington events traditionally attended by the president and first lady for the better part of five decades - the Honors, the Alfalfa dinner, the Gridiron, Ford's Theatre gala and the correspondents' dinner - will likely return to their former glory."
is this from that WaPo article about Biden making DC Cocktail parties great again?
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
in all fairness, Cuomo's mom's meat would be too gamey
Posted by: Hands at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (786Ro)
"As God is my witness, I thought Karens could fly."
Posted by: Arthur "Big Guy" Carlson at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (786Ro)
Somewhere out there is a bumper to a Ford F250 that agrees with you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (BiOCw)
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Agreed. I never understood why this was a thing.
It does not look appealing.
It does not taste good.
Brown sugar and real butter in yams is AWESOME. Why is this so hard?
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (+hPIb)
They will keep COVID going for years, and then will find another virus to take its place.
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (w7KSn)
I cannot listen to Cuomo talk. He's so fucking condescending, it's unbearable.
What a dumb fuck he is.
He talks at a 3rd grade level.
And KEEPS GETTING ELECTED.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
That was unbelievable to watch.
He thinks his whole state is a bunch kinneygartners.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (X7Wyk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (kTF2Z)
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You only say that because you haven't had them the way WE cook them!
/sarc
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32
There are hymn we sing in church for thanksgiving such as "Now, thank we all our God" and "We gather together to ask the Lord's blessing. I think I will sing some extra verses of them on Thursday just because Cuomo annoys me, but I don't think most people sing at their TG dinner and in the past I haven't either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (WkPC9)
https://tinyurl.com/y6oftpun
That's right, coked-up rooster!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'm going to be alone this Thanksgiving too.
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace
Then we expect you to post!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Z9AFb)
What a dumb fuck he is.
He talks at a 3rd grade level.
And KEEPS GETTING ELECTED.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
And he's a smarmy douche who thinks he's so clever and funny (funny like a clown).
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (xJacp)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: f'd at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (+y8uL)
I'm done. They are over-the-moon with Biden's "win." Eff them.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blake
That.
It's the charade that chaps the ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (BJLVZ)
Now I am really confused. Isn't white people serving and eating Native American dishes cultural appropriation? I've been repeatedly told that is taboo.
I wish the stupid SJWs could at least keep their stories straight.
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (AMIL/)
Shouldn't the government require that foodstuffs be pureed for ease of public consumption?
If not, why not? Isn't anybody taking this seriously?
Posted by: Zod at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (xK9An)
What a dumb fuck he is.
He talks at a 3rd grade level.
And KEEPS GETTING ELECTED.
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Have you not spent any time in NY?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (S00tp)
As far as NY politicians go, Cuomo isn't that bad.
As far as I can tell, pretty much everyone in NYC hates DeBlasio.
Cuomo is just kind of ... there. And he's easy enough to ignore. And seems like he's probably a good natured enough guy.
In other words: the bar is set pretty low.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (HwiWi)
What a dumb fuck he is.
He talks at a 3rd grade level.
And KEEPS GETTING ELECTED.
That's right buddy, just keep walking, nothing to see here.
Posted by: Diebold and Dominion machines mugging a man in an alley at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (DcLCW)
LOLOL. No, eff you. How's that for an answer?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (O+I8R)
Hell, it takes at least 10 just to cook all the dishes
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (qAR6u)
Me: Oh no sir. There's been a mistake, it is a social justice protest for equality.
Officer: Carry on my good man, carry on.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (22mNy)
>>>
"Without Trump, the White House correspondents' dinner - typically a
night of mutual good will between the administration and the press that
covers it - became an awkward defense of the First Amendment.... Back
to normal will mean more state dinners, a prestigious and glamorous way
of reestablishing global ties. And it means that Washington events
traditionally attended by the president and first lady for the better
part of five decades - the Honors, the Alfalfa dinner, the Gridiron,
Ford's Theatre gala and the correspondents' dinner - will likely return
to their former glory."
is this from that WaPo article about Biden making DC Cocktail parties great again?
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (nuqdl)
With or without the masks?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (X7Wyk)
Kerry says that Biden will Trust in God and Trust in Science to do God's work on earth, or some horsecrap like that
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (4a9Vv)
Busy table. Where do you put the Brussels Sprouts?
Posted by: Pinochet Air Flt Attendant at November 24, 2020 01:34 PM (zL/eJ)
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Compost heap.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (kTF2Z)
+1
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (N39Ws)
ehhh... It's a little depressing, yeah, because you do feel like "It's not right to be alone," but it is more relaxing.
I'll have a second helping of Me-Time, please!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (4a9Vv)
In other words: the bar is set pretty low.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Nursing Home Patients at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (BiOCw)
https://tinyurl.com/y42hpoxg
Posted by: Thrawn at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (MMvmy)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (AiZBA)
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Actually, there are words to it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Uhu8A)
Be kind to your fine feathered friends.
For a duck may be somebody's mother?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (AiZBA)
Stars and Stripes Forever", my friend. You say there are no words? Make some up.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (AiZBA)
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Actually, there are words to it.
this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Doc Savage, Man of Bronze at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Feedbag Facemask at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Toys in the Attic was a great album.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (N3El/)
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (nuqdl)
Sorry to hear that, ace.
I did Thanksgiving alone one year. Thought it wouldn't be a big deal. Kind of was depressing.
But, as you point out, I did have enough left overs to last me many many days. I was kind of on a carb binge, I guess you can say.
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Ace, wife and son left for Upstate this morning. Its me and Little Fat Cat for thanksgiving. The two of us have big plans. Do you want to join us on Teams?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (S00tp)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (XsgXy)
Posted by: Sammy Adams in 1771 at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (EZB3K)
____________
Turkey's cause of death: covid-19. Secondary cause was a traumatic, catastrophic injury to the neck severing the spinal column and major blood vessels and resulting in decapitation. But official cause of death is covid-19.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (k4dH2)
One of my favorites is "Rudolph the Red-nosed Alcoholic Uncle At the Kid's Table". "Come All Ye Covid" will be very special this year.
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (RGRIY)
night of mutual good will between the administration and the press that
covers it - became an awkward defense of the First Amendment.... Back to
normal will mean more state dinners, a prestigious and glamorous way of
reestablishing global ties. And it means that Washington events
traditionally attended by the president and first lady for the better
part of five decades - the Honors, the Alfalfa dinner, the Gridiron,
Ford's Theatre gala and the correspondents' dinner - will likely return
to their former glory."
because Prom Night for White House press corpse was number one on the voters' list of important issues
Posted by: kallisto at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (DJFLF)
is this from that WaPo article about Biden making DC Cocktail parties great again?
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (nuqdl)
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We can finally get back to reporting on the TRULY IMPORTANT topics: ourselves.
Posted by: The MFM at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Z9AFb)
Usually sit around and talk about how everyone's work is doing. Drink. Eat good food and comment on whether they liked the way the mashed potatoes were done this year. Drink. Laugh. Enjoy each other's company. Drink. Watch the dogs get to know each other after a long time apart. Talk about people who are gone.
These people do not understand other people. They are aliens not just to us, but to each other.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (lmikk)
"...became an awkward defense of the First Amendment..."
Is that what happened? Because that's exactly what not happened. Not even close to what happened. Not even in the same universe.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (Z9AFb)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (ptqGC)
I'm done. They are over-the-moon with Biden's "win." Eff them.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
A tough decision, but good for you.
Here's hoping your husband does the right thing and stays with you.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (Ectld)
https://tinyurl.com/y6oftpun
That's right, coked-up rooster!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris,
...
that's a funny bit, thanks.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (nuqdl)
is this from that WaPo article about Biden making DC Cocktail parties great again?
Posted by: ace
Please Joe Biden. Go to Ford's Theater.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (BJLVZ)
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM
Dude, that's sad! You're welcome at my place.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (YAr5m)
is this from that WaPo article about Biden making DC Cocktail parties great again?
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (nuqdl)
________
Yes. Like global warming, if they don't take it seriously, why should we?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Definitely believes in the rot of the DOJ at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (ONvIw)
It's now considered a Christmas song, but originally was for Thanksgiving, IIRC:
♪
Over the highway and through the hoods
To Grandmother's house we go
It's really a task
To keep on the mask
And wave through the win-dow -- oh!
🐔
Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (NJ+n1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tale"
The libs flyover consultants tell them tha'ts what the folks do while sitting around the kitchen table.
Posted by: Ripley at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (MxEKc)
I'll be spending Christmas Day and night alone. I've informed my
husband's prog family I won't be attending their "cocktail party
Christmas" this year (or maybe ever).
I'm done. They are over-the-moon with Biden's "win." Eff them.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
Just go over and shit in the punch bowl all night. Thank them for giving the nuclear codes to a dementia patient.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (X7Wyk)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (UPoLF)
Good natured my ass. I've heard enough about him and seen enough of him to discern that he's an entitled elitist arrogant asshole with mass delusions of grandeur
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (S00tp)
ehhh... It's a little depressing, yeah, because you do feel like "It's not right to be alone," but it is more relaxing.
I'll have a second helping of Me-Time, please!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (nuqdl)
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Open invitation to T Day at our house.
Though, we're going non-traditional and serving a rib roast.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (WEBkv)
I'm going to be alone this Thanksgiving too.
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace
Then we expect you to post!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Z9AFb)
There is always the Hungry Man dinners. Quicker and easier to prepare.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (nuqdl)
It is the equivalent of the Sioux Ghost Dance, when you think about.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 01:35 PM (BiOCw)
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Agreed. I never understood why this was a thing.
It does not look appealing.
It does not taste good.
Brown sugar and real butter in yams is AWESOME. Why is this so hard?
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (+hPIb)
Yams are disgusting, no matter what you do to them.
Where I'm from we do sweet potatoes.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (hku12)
They sure like to pontificate.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (7RzBN)
I'm done. They are over-the-moon with Biden's "win." Eff them.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
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Fuck those losers, Jane. Spend it with the Horde!
Hey, I am tasking you with making that Kwanzaaa Cake for real. Corn nuts and everything. It'll go great with your martini glass Christmas tree!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
russia-threatens-us-warship-ramming-over-alleged-maritime-border-violation
Mad dog Mattis bark bark woof!
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (fLpTX)
Both are cancelled... Wonder if they have the nerve to cancel Kwanza?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (Zmnko)
2. Remove your mask.
3. Insert morsel of food into mouth.
4. Replace mask.
5. Chew.
6. Swallow.
7. Inhale through mask.
8. Repeat Step #1.
9. Repeat process.
Yes, it should be.
Posted by: Zod at November 24, 2020 01:37 PM (xK9An)
Not a bad SOP. Might want to do a specific safety call out. Also notes on how to properly remove and reattach mask.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (lmikk)
Cuomo sounds like he's ordering a mob hit when he speaks. He's such a goombah. Ugh.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (ptqGC)
Nobody talks like that anymore though. He's affecting that "accent".
Posted by: kallisto at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (DJFLF)
Until these elitist assholes start getting beaten into a coma, or, at the least, literally tarred and feathered, I am not going to waste time fulminating about them.
And yes, I know there have been pushbacks. Just not enough, I think.
Whatever. I'm just a dumbass commenter on a blog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (2JVJo)
Her pie is dry and flaky.
Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (730Pw)
https://tinyurl.com/y6oftpun
That's right, coked-up rooster!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
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HAHA. I remember that from when it first aired. Funny cuz it's true.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (nuqdl)
I'm going to be alone this Thanksgiving too.
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace
Ace, if you are up for a drive to NH, we will have a place setting waiting for you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: db at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (E0PSG)
- -
That is not all you are, not by a long shot my friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (TB7HE)
I'm going to be alone this Thanksgiving too.
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (nuqdl)
I'll be on the road, alone, listening to talk radio, keeping all the darkening thoughts at bay.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (1Yy3c)
Toys for Tots has gone virtual. This means that you can no longer buy a toy and drop it off at a local toy drop box. You can either make a cash donation online or choose a toy on their website to purchase if you would rather do that.
Of course, I found this out after buying the Legos Mars Research Shuttle in honor of Rickl (T4T was his favorite charity, and he loved all things space related.)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (730Pw)
... Has a very shiny nose.
Shakes like a leaf from DTs,
Cuz Phillie liquor stores are closed.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (siY0G)
Fvck the left.
I do what I please.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (0Dnge)
Posted by: I Have Questions at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (RGRIY)
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Or my ode to Cuomo himself:
You're a mean one, Mister Nips.
Your moobs are pierced with steel!
Your shirt fabric's too thin
To keep your desperation in,
Mister NnnnnniiiIIIPS!
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (+hPIb)
They really expect Biden to be physically present at these shindigs?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (puu6v)
Can we go all Wounded Knee on the press at the WHCD?
Because that would be great.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (N3El/)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (4a9Vv)
"Apple's chief security officer has been indicted by a grand jury for allegedly offering bribes to secure concealed weapon licenses for several company employees. "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (VsHYs)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (22mNy)
Here's hoping your husband does the right thing and stays with you.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Nah. It could be his prog mom's last Christmas (we say that every single Christmas). Let him go be with the loons. He'll be miserable. I'll at least have the two wild kittens to keep me company and drive me crazy.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (ptqGC)
I'll be honest...I was a little worried we weren't going to make the threshold!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (xT2tT)
thank you. And thank you, PuddinHead.
But no thank you, I already have my shopping done. I am really looking forward to a full long weekend of decompression.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: goodluckduck at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (KV7lx)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (8B6Ng)
They really expect Biden to be physically present at these shindigs?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (HrMC1)
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Physically, yes. Mentally, no.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (mht8P)
Did they say the name "biden."?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (pfnaO)
I will make a full Thanksgiving dinner for myself, to last the week.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (nuqdl)
If it makes you feel better , due to being a road musician, I spent Thanksgiving 1994 in a hotel room in Indianapolis, eating corned beef hash out of a can.
It toughened me up to deal with the dystopian world of state -enforced poverty of spirit.
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (SScvq)
Walking on Christmas morning as the snow falls is heaven.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Nah. It could be his prog mom's last Christmas (we say that every single Christmas). Let him go be with the loons. He'll be miserable. I'll at least have the two wild kittens to keep me company and drive me crazy.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (ptqGC)
Well, so be it then.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (22mNy)
Got a list of things to make tomorrow too. The grinches can't stop Thanksgiving from coming.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (/669Q)
don't wear yoga pants to WalMart if you're bigger than size 2. we're all in this together.
Posted by: x at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (XsgXy)
Luckily no one in my extended family (liberals included) is freaked out about covid. No one has even mentioned it, and my family is spread out across the country right now and 1/2 of the guests are flying in.
And no one in my family ever talks politics at family events.
Sounds like some of you guys have it rough.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (UPoLF)
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The burden of evidence has been inverted. Trump doesn't have to prove the election was fraudulent. The positive statement that has to be proven is, "the election was free and fair and complied with all relevant laws, statutes, and regulations."
This has yet to be proven to the satisfaction of tens of millions of Americans. We don't have to prove squat. THEY have to prove to US.
Normally, I would take the testimony of eyewitnesses, both Dem and Rep, poll watchers, but we don't have those this year. If the Democrats and their pet, lying media wants me to believe their call that Biden won, THEY have to prove it in a court of law.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (UPoLF)
Good natured my ass. I've heard enough about him and seen enough of him to discern that he's an entitled elitist arrogant asshole with mass delusions of grandeur
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM (qAR6u)
No yeah, good natured, as in of the Meyer Lasnky type, instead of the Lucky Luciano type.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (hku12)
You'll Feel Great!
Posted by: Roger Teeter at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (730Pw)
Without Trump, the White House correspondents' dinner - typically a
night of mutual good will between the administration and the press that
covers it - became an awkward defense of the First Amendment.... Back to
normal will mean more state dinners, a prestigious and glamorous way of
reestablishing global ties. And it means that Washington events
traditionally attended by the president and first lady for the better
part of five decades - the Honors, the Alfalfa dinner, the Gridiron,
Ford's Theatre gala and the correspondents' dinner - will likely return
to their former glory."
They really expect Biden to be physically present at these shindigs?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (HrMC1)
Gonna make it a breakfast so it can be over before the lid goes on the day.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (X7Wyk)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (SScvq)
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Only friendly media will be allowed to attend and anything embarrassing wouldn't be reported.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (HrMC1)
Why not? Mark Russell will be there tickling the ivory, too, in all likelihood. These people are beyond parody, which will make it hard for Mark if he remembers what made him famous.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (sGotD)
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Heartache.
I hope you're able to find a local charity willing to take in-person donations.
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (S00tp)
https://youtu.be/Mxp2SrOoBgs
When you go down, muthafucka, you go down fighting.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stiv Bators at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (Io0tr)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:39 PM (4a9Vv)
Listening to her talk about rebuilding our foreign policy and alliances is like listening to a twelve-year old talk about building a fusion reactor in the backyard. You get a two-fer: Total waste of time, and your IQ is reduced.
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (AMIL/)
Hey!
Wear your maskWear your maskWear your fucking maskIf you don't wear your maskWe'll break you in half
Posted by: The Mask Mob at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Pron Hub at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (Ah4Ku)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (XsgXy)
The Blues and the Grays?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (N3El/)
this Thanksgiving
don't wear yoga pants to WalMart if you're bigger than size 2. we're all in this together.
Posted by: x at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (0tE/i)
"We're all in this together" is what the size 18+ ass cheeks say while squeezing into size 4 yoga pants.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (XsgXy)
I hate reading this. I'm the sole conservative in my nuclear family but my children and in-laws know damn well that Thanksgiving is a time for family and friends to enjoy being together and that politics is off limits. And that I won't react well to being insulted.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (y7DUB)
https://tinyurl.com/y6oftpun
That's right, coked-up rooster!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
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HAHA. I remember that from when it first aired. Funny cuz it's true.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (22mNy)
"Four Loco: America's #1 Hillbilly and Cholo fuel"
Posted by: josephistan at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (Izzlo)
And hands cuffed behind his back. And leg irons. And a blindfold. In front of a wall.
Uh, ok, gotta go now...
Posted by: JQ at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (09wCi)
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Amen!
Society has made the idea of being alone something alien or somehow a defective trait. And magnified by 1000 for the holidays.
But if you have 100 people truth serum and asked would you rather be alone or with 20 family members on TG or Christmas, I'd bet at least 40 would say alone.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (22mNy)
So thankful to finally get a conservative Republican Party back. I'm so looking forward to decade long wars, wide open borders, corporate bailouts, and government funded tranny surgeries for eleven year olds.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: The Mask Mob at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (S00tp)
Might I be so bold as to suggest enjoying Thanksgiving with 101 Wild Turkeys?
Posted by: tbodie at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (XkxK0)
the husbands beating their wives if she was too slow with a beer refill
or she was blocking the game on TV.
Posted by: Stu Podaso"
No, fake statistics is for Super Bowls day. Although I now agree fully with the libtards trying to destroy it.
Posted by: Ripley at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: blake
And for those of us in PA, it's being given said decrees by a middle-aged man in a dress.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (LZ7Gl)
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (AMIL/)
She means kiss Germany's ass and help Iran build nukes for the palis
Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (ONvIw)
The host announced yesterday it is still on - "why would I cancel it?" and if you don't want to come, don't.
No one has backed out that I know of. Screw you Dewine.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (WEBkv)
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Biden's dedication to the environment was on full display tonight as he provided an impromptu lecture and demonstration of human-waste composting!
Posted by: The MFM at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (+hPIb)
On Insty they were noting that the Left's corona rules are pretty much "Footloose".
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (VsHYs)
Its funny because Apple and all the leftists are doing everything they can to ban private ownership of guns, while bribing cops to get their own carry permits approved so that they can be protected from the masses.
Ha. Ha.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:48 PM (UPoLF)
Oh, I guess we're pretending the WHCD un-invited Trump the first year, and then the alleged comedian rudely mean-girled the WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was there to represent the WH?
Oh, please do shut up about the 1st Amendment.
Maybe this will return to DC normal, but like all of the Hollywood awards show, don't expect anyone outside your industry to watch or care.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (kTF2Z)
Can we start a betting on famous people dying? Is that a thing?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (S00tp)
Called a death pool.
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Let martial note in triumph float and liberty extend its mighty hand
A flag appears mid thund'rous cheers, the banner of the Western land
The emblem of the brave and true, its folds protect no tyrant crew
The red and white and starry blue, is freedom's shield and hope
Other nations may deem their flags the best and cheer them with fervid elation
But the flag of the North and the South and West is the flag of flags,
The flag of freedom's nation.
Hurrah for the flag of the free, May it wave as our standard forever
The gem of the land and the sea, the banner of the right
Let despots remember the day when our fathers with mighty endeavor
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray
That by their might and by their right, it waves forever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (Uhu8A)
Maybe it has to do with people getting together to talk and organize, which destroys their propaganda.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 24, 2020 01:30 PM (DH4sA)
God Covid works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:33 PM (UPoLF)
Because Thanksgiving dinner at home doesn't generate tax revenue like a big box retailer does?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (I8FKK)
It was the f***ing CDC.
Taxpayer-funded authoritarian buffoonery.
Gee - I wonder if the demonstrated submissiveness of the society its scientific illiteracy and optional Constitution might be exploited under a Garbage Administration to impose further damage on the economy and society under the guise of another "emergency"? Gee, what possible pretext, which fake "ermegency", might they have on the shelf?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (OTzUX)
I bet you were thankful for that Lamp.
Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (730Pw)
can no longer buy a toy and drop it off at a local toy drop box. You
can either make a cash donation online or choose a toy on their website
to purchase if you would rather do that.
Of course, I found this out after buying the Legos Mars Research
Shuttle in honor of Rickl (T4T was his favorite charity, and he loved
all things space related.)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (sGotD)
Call your local T4T and tell them you already bought the toy. If they won't take it, find an appropriately aged child on an angel tree to give the toy directly to.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (946rW)
Maybe this will return to DC normal, but like all of the Hollywood awards show, don't expect anyone outside your industry to watch or care.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (bDqIh)
Bam.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (puu6v)
And hands cuffed behind his back. And leg irons. And a blindfold. In front of a wall.
Uh, ok, gotta go now...
Posted by: JQ at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM
If he's got the nipple hardware, I'm guessing he's no stranger to that scenario.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (OssQ4)
I think the only thing I have planned is the traditional 12 noon listening of "Alice's Restaurant."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (2JVJo)
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And its only funny once. Believe me, I own the album.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (S00tp)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (4a9Vv)
Got a list of things to make tomorrow too. The grinches can't stop Thanksgiving from coming.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (/669Q)
When my son's family hosts a holiday they always have it catered. It's always very good, but not exceptional. Nothing compares to home cooking..
I'm bringing homemade pies and other goodies.
Oh--and fvck the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (0Dnge)
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (AMIL/)
Wait, did you mean *this* 12 year old?
https://tinyurl.com/yxdjdbe2
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (AiZBA)
I'm going to go for a media detox, personally.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (nuqdl)
That post generated 100+ comments equally split between FUCKIN' EH 'MURICA and FUCK YOU DUMB TRUMPKIN SCIENCE DENIER.
I swear someone could post "Puppies are cute" on ND and within 10 comments there'd be shit flinging between team red and team blue.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:51 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: f'd at November 24, 2020 01:51 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:51 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 01:51 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 01:51 PM (JKNZq)
https://tinyurl.com/y525xy56
Posted by: redridinghood at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (NpAcC)
dinner - typically a night of mutual good will between the
administration and the press that covers it - became an awkward defense
of the First Amendment.
Oh, I guess we're pretending the WHCD un-invited Trump the first
year, and then the alleged comedian rudely mean-girled the WH Press
Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was there to represent the WH?
Oh, please do shut up about the 1st Amendment.
Maybe this will return to DC normal, but like all of the Hollywood
awards show, don't expect anyone outside your industry to watch or care.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (bDqIh)
I am so looking forward to all the liberal tears and tantrums when the fraud is thrown out.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Italy at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (DcLCW)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (hku12)
Exactly. Compare Cuomo's lectures to DeBlasios, and you'll see what I mean.
DeBlasio scolds us like a teacher yelling at us for not finishing our homework.
Cuomo "helps us out" like a mafia don just trying to "clear up any understandings."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (Uhu8A)
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I'm going to go for a media detox, personally.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (nuqdl)
My doctor recommended recently, turn the Wifi off for an hour each day.
I haven't been able to do that yet.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (hku12)
They will gather with their extended families, unmasked, yucking and laughing and spraying germs in each others faces like they always have.
Second, remember that, and tell it to anyone at your family gathering this Thursday who tries to impress upon you how "serious" the virus is.
Posted by: pmurT at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ojwvu)
Aldi's now sells a bread which is SUPPOSEDLY zero net carbs. (all carbs in it are allegedly fiber.)
I got six loaves to make a huge buttload of stuffing.
Which I can *allegedly* eat without eating carbs.
This story is very fishy but i CHOOSE TO BELIEVE!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (UPoLF)
Can we start a betting on famous people dying? Is that a thing?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:46 PM (S00tp)
Called a death pool.
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
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I'm particularly interested in Jerry Nadler. Any man that can drop a duece on stage is not long for this world.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (S00tp)
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Jimmy Carter
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
ND exists to drive people apart, and you won't convince me otherwise. The only way to win is not to play.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)
https://tinyurl.com/y525xy56
Posted by: redridinghood at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (NpAcC)
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He wore his best nipple rings.
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (OTzUX)
https://tinyurl.com/yyclzssc
Filter though states using sheets at the bottom. Data from NYT feed.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 24, 2020 12:36 PM
bat nationalist, are you still around?
I went to that Google Sheets link with all the absentee ballot info.
Is all that correct?
I just copy/pasted that into MS Excel and did some Excel-fu and calculated that there were 887,753 more "absentee votes" than "absentee max ballots".
( !!! )
The counties with more votes than max ballots were:
Eaton (18,054) -- (Absentee votes = 52% of total votes)
Emmet (2,411) -- (30%)
Genesee (61,445) -- (44%)
Grand Traverse (7,56
--(40%)
Lapeer (5,363) -- (27%)
Leelanau (5,341) -- (55%)
Livingston (48,162) -- (60%)
Manistee (2,141) -- (34%)
Muskegon (31,440) -- (52%)
Oakland (327,124) -- (66%)
Washtenaw (115,33
-- (72%)
Wayne (263,366) -- (50%)
Ironically, in my previous research of vote totals, one of the counties where I saw the biggest anomaly was Kent County. And they have 0 absentee votes in Kent County.
So I wonder if they were using Dominion in Kent County while using absentee fraud in these other counties.
https://bit.ly/3eTxmfZ
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (S00tp)
Gong to be just Mrs OCiS and I with cat and dog. Bourbon in hand and a toast for the Horde.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:51 PM (22mNy)
Kitties all the way, motherfuckers.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (1Yy3c)
"I can't think of a single "Thanksgiving" song."
D.O.A. by Bloodrock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzY5i8zHWdw
we all stand around the table & sign at the top of our lungs
"IIIIIIIIIII'm dis-membered...."
(it's on the very short list of "holiday" music I will tolerate)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (beNfa)
There's a lot to unpack in that statement.
Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (730Pw)
For those in CA, petitions available for download at rescue california org website. Just make sure you have one for each county your family/friends are registered to vote in. Can only have folks from the same county on one petition.
Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (cPrYg)
So thankful to finally get a conservative Republican Party back. I'm so looking forward to decade long wars, wide open borders, corporate bailouts, and government funded tranny surgeries for eleven year olds.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (Ectld)
__
Please send $100 ASAP so we can fight Biden's radical socialist agents (that we helped make happen).
- GOPe
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
Alice's Restaurant
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (Vxu+H)
I got six loaves to make a huge buttload of stuffing.
Which I can *allegedly* eat without eating carbs.
This story is very fishy but i CHOOSE TO BELIEVE!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (nuqdl)
It's not in the frozen section is it? I found a loaf that costs $9 (!!!!) at Kroger and it's small.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:54 PM (ptqGC)
Which I can *allegedly* eat without eating carbs.
This story is very fishy but i CHOOSE TO BELIEVE!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (nuqdl)
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Six loaves of bread for stuffing? SIX? How big is your turkey? And your oven?
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:54 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 01:54 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2020 01:54 PM (Cus5s)
can no longer buy a toy and drop it off at a local toy drop box. You
can either make a cash donation online or choose a toy on their website
to purchase if you would rather do that.
Of course, I found this out after buying the Legos Mars Research
Shuttle in honor of Rickl (T4T was his favorite charity, and he loved
all things space related.)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 01:43 PM (sGotD)
Call
your local T4T and tell them you already bought the toy. If they won't
take it, find an appropriately aged child on an angel tree to give the
toy directly to.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (946rW)
I have to say it is a damn shame to see T4T destroy their mission over a virus that is far less serious than the regular flu for the age group they are helping.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 01:54 PM (946rW)
Oh, I guess we're pretending the WHCD un-invited Trump the first year, and then the alleged comedian rudely mean-girled the WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was there to represent the WH?
Oh, please do shut up about the 1st Amendment.
Maybe this will return to DC normal, but like all of the Hollywood awards show, don't expect anyone outside your industry to watch or care.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (bDqIh)
It's a night of conspicuous consumption for those dorks where they can fantasize that their ratings aren't in the toilet and that most people wouldn't cross the street to see them hanged.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (y7DUB)
What was that supposed to be?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (WkPC9)
I think he was a Norwegian poet
Posted by: josephistan at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
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Harvest Home
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (Uhu8A)
Holidays alone never bothered me.
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Me neither. I view them as refreshing. Holidays can pinch a guy up. Too many expectations that never really pan out.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (S00tp)
He didn't get a Turkey.
Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (730Pw)
Next door is just as bad as Facebook. I initially joined to get suggestions for a gardner, hung around through the start of the covid bullshit but deactivated my account after some asshole said all white people were responsible for George Floyd's death.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:45 PM (hku12)
Exactly. Compare Cuomo's lectures to DeBlasios, and you'll see what I mean.
DeBlasio scolds us like a teacher yelling at us for not finishing our homework.
Cuomo "helps us out" like a mafia don just trying to "clear up any understandings."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (UPoLF)
Sonny vs. Michael.
It's a question of style. Go along, do what you're told, everybody gets rich, but get out of line and you'll get a bullet in the eye, regardless of how good natured he appears.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (hku12)
I'm coping by putting together a shorter Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy (TM), this one consisting of 800 pieces by 800 different composers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (mht8P)
ND exists to drive people apart, and you won't convince me otherwise. The only way to win is not to play.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)
__
It's like CuckBook but with the added bonus of knowing where everyone lives. I have never commented on anything other than the most boring bullshit like "Can you recommend a good plumber" type stuff.
But I love reading the comments, it's great comedy.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (NPokB)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (XsgXy)
I'm all on my own this year. Used to be I'd go to my ex's humongous family dinner. I have to admit, while I miss the in-laws (and pie) I sure AF don't miss anyone else and having to constantly bite my tongue.
Especially my leftist SIL (may she burn in hell for eternity) who was featured in a sidebar here a few months back for testifying about holding a baby's still-beating heart in her hand. Before she brokered the parts. They are the classic propagandistic leftist tools. And she sings in the church choir so she's all forgiven and shit.
Fuck them all in particular. Think the ex has done a 180 gone full lefty as well, more friends that way. Nope, I don't have to lie or pretend to be nice any longer. I feel badly for the parents, but it's their brood, not mine.
I'll start my own traditions, but it probably isn't going to happen in the state of CA. No doubt nothing is going to change here any time soon.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (8B6Ng)
Additionally, five of us worked/work in food service so the food is amazing.
Everybody will be very happy and enjoy our festive gathering.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (xLbj4)
"But...I'm eating."
"That is not an excuse. Put on your mask."
"But how am I supposed to..."
"YOU WILL PUT YOUR MASK ON. DO IT. DO IT NOW."
Posted by: Zod at November 24, 2020 01:56 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (oh+79)
But we all voted to enshrine critical race theory!/
Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 24, 2020 01:56 PM (ONvIw)
I could swallow it a little better if I knew they, too, were abiding by their mandates. But they're not. They order me to wear a mask and limit my social contacts while they do nothing of the sort. "We're all in this together" you say? No we're not. We're all being oppressed by you.
That's a recipe for Revolution as annotated by the Founders themselves.
Posted by: pmurT at November 24, 2020 01:56 PM (ojwvu)
The hospital doesn't want people going in and out.
So they go in Wednesday and do not come out until Friday. Don't know when we'll get to see the new grandson.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 01:56 PM (BJLVZ)
This video of Cuomo getting his Emmy award is the cringiest thing you'll see all week
https://tinyurl.com/y525xy56
Posted by: redridinghood at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (NpAcC)
Have you seen the vids of all the celebrities congratulating him? More actors I'll refuse to watch.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:56 PM (ptqGC)
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Jimmy Carter
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
Pope Benedict
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
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Neither can I.
Posted by: Adam Sandler at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (FYe3W)
There's a Twitter feed "Best of NextDoor" that's very funny most of the time. Apparently it's banned internally at NextDoor, LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
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Harvest Home
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Turkey in the Straw
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Milkweed Love
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (S00tp)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (7Y5nA)
It took much longer than usual to find a nice rib roast.
I finally found one that's smaller than usual but nicely marbled.
Plus, we'll have leg o'lamb with mint sauce to make up for any gastric spaces left lonely by lack o' beef.
Pro Tip: Buy some Fernet Branca for that postprandial bloated feeling.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (EERbD)
Have you seen the vids of all the celebrities congratulating him? More actors I'll refuse to watch.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:56 PM (ptqGC)
I read somewhere, Robert DeNiro was threatening Trump supporters, so......
Were I on the twatters, I would request he bring it, post haste.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (VpIIl)
Fuck them all in particular. Think the ex has done a 180 gone full lefty as well, more friends that way. Nope, I don't have to lie or pretend to be nice any longer. I feel badly for the parents, but it's their brood, not mine.
I'll start my own traditions, but it probably isn't going to happen in the state of CA. No doubt nothing is going to change here any time soon.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (8B6Ng)
She's not forgiven and yeah, she should burn for eternity
Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 01:54 PM (ZGrMX)
For something completely different. Many years ago there was a cafe in Globe, AZ named "U Et Yet?" We stopped there once, it wasn't bad.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:58 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: jdubya_mesa_AZ at November 24, 2020 01:58 PM (FQ2t6)
Posted by: x at November 24, 2020 01:58 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 01:58 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 01:58 PM (dNzKv)
.....
These COVID restrictions are getting crazy.
Now they are forcing people to give birth?!?!?!
When will people stand up and fight back?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 24, 2020 01:58 PM (xLbj4)
Aldi's now sells a bread which is SUPPOSEDLY zero net carbs. (all carbs in it are allegedly fiber.)
I got six loaves to make a huge buttload of stuffing.
Which I can *allegedly* eat without eating carbs.
This story is very fishy but i CHOOSE TO BELIEVE!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (nuqdl)
Get some fishes and you can ask God to recreate the miracle feeding during the Sermon on the Mount.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 01:58 PM (946rW)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (JKNZq)
**********
CDC Holiday Guidance - a limerick
A CDC pundit named Kenner
Whose holiday plans were a winner
If he had just one plea
I think it might be:
"Don't have Grandma for Thanksgiving dinner!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
The people at my work are talking about airports over crowded and super spreader events. Unreal.
Posted by: Max Power at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (q177U)
Posted by: pmurT at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 01:56 PM (BJLVZ)
When we say so.
Posted by: Your Betters at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (1Yy3c)
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Jimmy Carter
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
Pope Benedict
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (hku12)
Do we get three?
2. Steve Breyer
C. Cocaine Mitch
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)
295 I can't think of a single "Thanksgiving" song.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
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Harvest Home
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Turkey in the Straw
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Milkweed Love
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (S00tp)
'Who's Bringing the Hobo Soup?'
Warms my heart every time I hear it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
Alice's Restaurant
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (Vxu+H)
I'd like to know how that tradition started. I remember vaugely hearing that some Boston radio station played it for kicks (WZLX or WAAF, don't know) one Thanksgiving and it took off from there.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 01:47 PM (AMIL/)
Wait, did you mean *this* 12 year old?
https://tinyurl.com/yxdjdbe2
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 01:50 PM (AiZBA)
OK, smarty-pants. That kid's fusion 'Reactor" is like saying Kommie-la's a foreign policy expert because she lived in Canada for a while.
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (Uhu8A)
Speaking of old childhood things...
do kids still do the the stroking of one index finger with the other index finger to express someone is being "naughty?"
Is there a name for that gesture?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (Z9AFb)
Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (22mNy)
To your loved ones we know you'll be clinging
The protests in place
Let me spit in your face
But don't you be thinking of singing
Posted by: CDC Employed Fake Wannabe Muldoon at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Anyways, she and her husband are hosting a Thanksgiving party for their family. Which would be fine, except ...
She and her husband have one kid. Her sister and her husband have one kid. They have a best friend who lives down the street. She has 2 parents, and one brother (my friend), but, and this is where it gets fucky -- her grandmother is still alive.
Yes, folks, that's 11 people.
In NC, the governor said it should be a maximum of 10 people for Thanksgiving.
She was in a lot of angst over who to uninvite, until my friend offered to just not show up because "that is literally the most retarded thing you've ever said."
Sounds like they are going to break the rules and have 11 people in the house. They're living on the edge, folks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (UPoLF)
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Jimmy Carter
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
Pope Benedict
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (hku12)
Do we get three?
2. Steve Breyer
C. Cocaine Mitch
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)
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Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
The state will send over 100 maskless cops to kick down your door and slam your face into the concrete while screaming "Get on the ground you shitbag motherfucker!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
For you.....
https://tinyurl.com/y52lu27l
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Max Power at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (q177U)
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"super spreader events": the hoi polloi getting together to hatch their plots against the glorious Reich.
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (22mNy)
We need a little Christmas, right this very minute.
Posted by: josephistan at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: ace
Fat-free frozen yogurt for dessert! Fat Free!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (siY0G)
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Swap Maxwell for Pelosi
Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (ONvIw)
Is it just me or is everyone putting up Christmas lights super early
this year? By 'hood is already full of lights, decorations. Usually that
doesn't go up until well past Thanksgiving.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm in SoCal, and I've noticed the same thing.
Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (cPrYg)
We were going to make a small bird, and the kids (who are both in Scouting) were going to knock out most of their cooking badges by getting to choose their favorite sides and desserts, then making them themselves.
The knee replacement got cancelled due to reasons outside our control, but the plans were already set, and understood by extended family, and we are sticking with them.
I've got to say, this is actually a Thanksgiving that we are all really enjoying and have been looking forward to. No pressures. Small-batch foods. The kids are old enough to take ownership in the preparation, and *want to* be part of it. I personally could not ask for much more.
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)
__
It's "affordable" when the govt subsidizes it. So Biden will tax me an extra $10K, in order to send me a $9K voucher for electric cars. YEAY!!
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (Z9AFb)
Uh...nixing?
Posted by: Your Betters at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (1Yy3c)
Alls I knows is that I have a rock-solid frozen turkey in my refrigerator and it has been in this same condition since Sunday. Every 24 hrs. I have been turning down the temperature just a tad, but it is, so far, useless.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (w7KSn)
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The gas, she is lit.
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (dNzKv)"
They better be heavily armed to make it a fair fight. Almost every one of my guests will be CCW, even the kids of age.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: x at November 24, 2020 01:58 PM (0tE/i)
It puts the stuffing in the bird,
Or else it gets again the gerd.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (hku12)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (4a9Vv)
do kids still do the the stroking of one index finger with the other index finger to express someone is being "naughty?"
Is there a name for that gesture?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (Z9AFb)
Isn't that the "shame on you" gesture?
It's out of fashion now since there is no shame anymore.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (AiZBA)
339 oh joy, just got to see Maria Harf on Foz Biz talking about how clean energy is more profitable than fossil fuel. She's ignorant about so many things.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)
She looks better on her knees.
Nice legs, sturdy hocks on her.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: josephistan at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (Izzlo)
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Amen to that. My house is still decorated for thanksgiving, but I've been listening to the Sirius Christmas channel in my car for a week now.
Don't tell my kids.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
They will come in their MRAP and M-4s locked, loaded, and safety off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)
Now do the planet rape that goes into building the equipment that generates that "clean energy" you dumb bitch.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 01:56 PM (BJLVZ)
Immediately unless your spawn is a liberal fraidycat. Hopefully he/she is not. Besides, didn't you keep the older siblings when the baby was born? If so, the new one has already been "exposed" to your germs and there is nothing to be gained by virtue signaling.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (946rW)
But, when you do those things that make me hit you--I just couldn't bear that!
Don't make me hit you like that, baby.
Posted by: Time To Heal at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (FYe3W)
"A mere 3% of Trump voters believe he should concede to Biden and start the peaceful transfer of power. Another 31% want the president to fight in court until states certify results. Two-thirds, or 66%, think Trump should never concede."
Enjoy your French Laundry.
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (4a9Vv)
Hello Joe, I better call Vladimir to see what he wants me to do today so that he doesn't turn off the gas pipeline while the weather is chilly.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (I8FKK)
A plebe is a first-year cadet. A pleb is a commoner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (mht8P)
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Same root word.
But my thought, also.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (Uhu8A)
https://tinyurl.com/y52lu27l
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)"
OMG I want that.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (VpIIl)
Nixing? Is that real?
Isn't that the "shame on you" gesture?
It's out of fashion now since there is no shame anymore.
Posted by: DR.WTF
Yes, and true.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (Z9AFb)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (/669Q)
Dear Bluebell Juniors and Juniorettes...
Posted by: Your Betters at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Asshoes
I was late taking them down last year so I left them up and on all year.
Posted by: x at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (0tE/i)
Well it is, companies get to charge a $5.00 "clean energy fee"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (dNzKv)
Unless she was jumping on a trampoline while explaining I'll skip the link.
Posted by: Dominion Tabulated Nic at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (r4fw8)
traditionally attended by the president and first lady for the better
part of five decades - Ford's Theatre gala - will likely return
to their former glory."
Tonight. Live, from DC...Joe Biden at Ford's Theatre returnsto its former glory.
I'm not shitten yaz. I literally cannot wait.
Think they can get Ric Derringer?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (zMFmR)
lights super early this year? By 'hood is already full of lights,
decorations. Usually that doesn't go up until well past Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (22mNy)
We always decorate for Christmas the day after Thanksgiving. My husband does outside lights, and I decorate inside.
We're going to have a battle this year because I refuse to put up a tree, even with unbreakable ornaments, for the orange kitten from hell to destroy. He's a cute, funny little guy who looks like a two pound yam, but he's hard-headed and feisty. He actually growls at his five month old big brother over the food bowls. It's amusing....sort of.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2020 02:02 PM (66BnU)
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Get a big bucket, fill it with water and submerge the frozen turkey in it, still in its wrappings. Best, fastest and safest way to defrost a turkey quickly. It really works.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
Sounds like they are going to break the rules and have 11 people in the house. They're living on the edge, folks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (UPoLF)
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OK, everyone can come, but somebody has to take up a smoking habit and stay out on the pack porch the entire time!
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)
Fougasse (aka foo gas). Its not just for Vietnam anymore.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (N3El/)
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Jimmy Carter
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
Pope Benedict
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (hku12)
Do we get three?
2. Steve Breyer
C. Cocaine Mitch
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)
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Wade Wilson
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (Uhu8A)
Take me out, coach.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (hku12)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (4a9Vv)
I have a wacky aunt who, in the rare times she did discipline my demon cousin, would run over to him and furiously do the Index Fingers "Naughty" gesture in his face, which he ignored.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Z9AFb)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Bitch, I cook around no one. Pack your ass a gluten-free, organic, vegan, free-range plywood lunch and gnaw that shit while the rest of us enjoy our food.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (siY0G)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)
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If I tax you $4000 for walking to your mailbox, you'll find it much more "economical" to drive there, too.
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (FYe3W)
Fat-free frozen yogurt for dessert! Fat Free!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM
My campaign staff has received some very disturbing information regarding the fat content in yogurt that's being sold throughout the city.
I pledge to you now, that if I'm elected mayor, as my first order of business I'll appoint a special task force to investigate this matter.
I promise you, my fellow New Yorkers, that Mayor Giuliani will do everything possible to cleanse this city of this falsified non-fat yogurt.
Posted by: Rudy Giuliani at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 24, 2020 01:40 PM (XsgXy)
I'm all on my own this year. Used to be I'd go to my ex's humongous family dinner. I have to admit, while I miss the in-laws (and pie) I sure AF don't miss anyone else and having to constantly bite my tongue.
Especially my leftist SIL (may she burn in hell for eternity) who was featured in a sidebar here a few months back for testifying about holding a baby's still-beating heart in her hand. Before she brokered the parts. They are the classic propagandistic leftist tools. And she sings in the church choir so she's all forgiven and shit.
Fuck them all in particular. Think the ex has done a 180 gone full lefty as well, more friends that way. Nope, I don't have to lie or pretend to be nice any longer. I feel badly for the parents, but it's their brood, not mine.
I'll start my own traditions, but it probably isn't going to happen in the state of CA. No doubt nothing is going to change here any time soon.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 01:55 PM (8B6Ng)
I am in Cali myself. What is sad is that the old man in San Jose now believes all the leftist crap most of the TV spews out, and I actually learned my politics from him once. He is not long for this world so I try to stay in contact, but what went wrong I wonder.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (XsgXy)
OMG I want that.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:04 PM (VpIIl)
I kinda do too after I saw it.....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm not shitten yaz. I literally cannot wait.
Think they can get Ric Derringer?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (zMFmR)
They get Derringer if John Wilks Booth carries him in.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Tommy Jefferson in 1810 at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (EZB3K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
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Second'd. Ours is in one side of the kitchen sink. Taunting us.
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 24, 2020 01:29 PM (2sCft)
Yeah. Satans retards.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (7RzBN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)"
That just means we'll have to stop them with the m82a1 at distance.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)
The song actually says they were celebrating Thanksgiving with Alice and company.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
Would bourbon work?
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)"
Out of stock, damn it.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (VpIIl)
I'm in.
1) Joe Biden
2) Bill Clinton
3) Ghislane Maxwell
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Jimmy Carter
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
Pope Benedict
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:57 PM (hku12)
Do we get three?
2. Steve Breyer
C. Cocaine Mitch
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)
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Wade Wilson
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 02:01 PM (Uhu8A)
...I see what you did there.
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (ptqGC)
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Jane, when I had Cosmo, Destroyer of Worlds, I used plastic ornaments on the tree and displayed the presents and fancy glass baubles in the china cabinet.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
It's now considered a Christmas song, but originally was for Thanksgiving, IIRC:
Over the highway and through the hoods
To Grandmother's house we go
It's really a task
To keep on the mask
And wave through the win-dow -- oh!
Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 24, 2020 01:41 PM
1. That's brilliant. Stealing it.
B. Thanksgiving trivia - which river did the poem's author actually go over to visit Grandfather's house?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
There is a specific distance from a nuclear blast where a frozen turkey will be perfectly cooked. Fast, but maybe not safe.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Marcus T
If a cop/health Dept slug showed up at some of the places I am familiar with, someone sitting at the table would holler "You're out gunned! Chose wisely!" without even looking up.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
the frozen turkey in it, still in its wrappings. Best, fastest and
safest way to defrost a turkey quickly. It really works.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
+++++
Yeah, it looks like my only alternative. I have never encountered this problem before.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (2JVJo)
*fistbump*
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (z79tQ)
Executive Orders are not "laws" --Dictator.
Posted by: Zek at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (r4fw8)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (1Yy3c)
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You'd want to waste all that bourbon? What kind of a Moron are you?
*clips corner off Robert's Moron card*
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (/669Q)
This is demonstrably so. People like Marie Harf don't know how to make a dime on fossil fuel. They know all kinds of ways to get rich on "clean energy." That's what makes the field so damn popular. A lot of people are going to get rich from those profits.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tommy Jefferson in 1810 at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (EZB3K)
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Eh. Old white slave owner. Ignorable. WEAR THE MASK!!!
Posted by: Karen K. Karenson at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (4a9Vv)
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"Wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
- George Costanza
Words to live by
Posted by: SH at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (sX1BW)
Every now and then there are $0/mo leases available on some models since the entire cost of the lease is offset by the incentives.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (2JVJo)
*fistbump*
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (z79tQ)
High fives all around.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 24, 2020 01:29 PM (2sCft)
Yeah. Satans retards.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (7RzBN)
Evil retards. We're ruled by Pakleds.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (OUMaO)
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I can be subtle, on occasion.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (66BnU)
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I have, when my son accidentally put the two fresh turkeys I bought two days before Thanksgiving in the freezer, instead of the fridge as I had asked.
Found them Wednesday night. Thank God for the Internet and big buckets of water.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (+hPIb)
It'll leave nicotine stains on your cloth mask, but other than that, seems to make perfect sense to me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (UPoLF)
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Taxes do tend to affect the bottom line in a negative way.
Posted by: SH at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (4a9Vv)
One more tip: Bake a couple of extra pies in case the governor sends
Meal Team Six to your gathering. They'll lose focus pretty quickly.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2020 02:06 PM (m45I2)
+++++
To throw or offer as a peace offering?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Marcus T
If a cop/health Dept slug showed up at some of the places I am familiar with, someone sitting at the table would holler "You're out gunned! Chose wisely!" without even looking up.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (Rvt8
"
When they come here on a call, they generally know to check out until they can finish whatever food we feed them...
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (2JVJo)
*fistbump*
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (z79tQ)
High fives all around.
Posted by: Robert
Word, bruthahs!
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (OUMaO)
"Wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
- George Costanza
Words to live by
Posted by: SH at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (sX1BW)
Sandra Fluke agrees.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (VpIIl)
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I have a bottle of Trump winery champagne in my fridge. It was supposed to be for election night.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (22mNy)
They wait and count people as they leave. The 11th gets his face slammed into the concrete. Then they shoot your dog.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (dNzKv)
*clips corner off Robert's Moron card*
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (/669Q)
Well not the good shit. You get the biggest bottle of the cheapest shit you can find.
*Yanks back Moron card*
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (2JVJo)
*fistbump*
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (z79tQ)
High fives all around.
Posted by: Robert
Word, bruthahs!
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (OUMaO)
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My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (Uhu8A)
plastic ornaments on the tree and displayed the presents and fancy glass
baubles in the china cabinet.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron
Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
I bought an expensive artificial tree a few years ago because I was sick of watering the live one every day and vacuuming all the needles. I'm afraid the little bastard will knock the tree over, not to mention destroying the wiring for the remote control lights. And yeah, no way I'd put any antique family ornaments on it. I guess we'll have to keep the gifts shut away in the guest room.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
Get a big bucket, fill it with water and submerge the frozen turkey in
it, still in its wrappings. Best, fastest and safest way to defrost a
turkey quickly. It really works.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
Would bourbon work?
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Sure but that seems like a waste of bourbon.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (946rW)
Aren't profits bad?
Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (V1CRK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*********
Sir! I have four answers.
My four answers are:
Yes sir!
No sir!
No excuse, sir!
and Sir, I do not understand!
Eh- works for both plebs and plebes.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM
Do not try this at home.
- The Dept. of Energy and the Ad Council
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM
You probably say boo coo, di di mau, and dinky dau, too.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
Would bourbon work?
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Like a fruitcake! But with turkey. I like it!
Posted by: banana Dream at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (l6b3d)
*Yanks back Moron card*
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (1Yy3c)
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Hey, I need that stuff to make vanilla extract and chocolate bourbon cake!
*reaches over and shivs off another corner of Robert's Moron card*
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 01:44 PM (4a9Vv)
The snip below is real news, from yesterday. In other words, she wants Joe to give zillions of vaccine doses to the Third World (and probably most of Europe), free, so she can feel good, and keep people alive to buy German products.
"German Chancellor Angela Merkel is raising concerns with the leaders of the world's wealthiest countries that when a coronavirus vaccine becomes available, poorer countries could miss out."
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:14 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (/669Q)"
Yeah, we did the same.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:14 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (22mNy)
I'd say it's pretty unenforceable.
I don't remember the specifics, but generally cops can't get a warrant based on the sole word of a "nosy neighbor."
Some case law on that. The cops needs to independently corroborate what their witness saw to get a warrant.
Plus, I have a hard time imagining a Judge being pleased with being pulled away from his thanksgiving dinner to sign a warrant to let the cops go in to a house because the cops sat outside the house and counted cars and thinks there may be 12 people in there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 02:14 PM (UPoLF)
I have a bottle of Trump winery champagne in my fridge. It was supposed to be for election night.
We have a magnum of Roderers champagne that we are gonna open when the election is called for Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 02:14 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (VpIIl)
Huh. I wonder how it would go over at the Life Coach's house in Atlanta if I had a case shipped to her for Christmas Day? *ponders* It would be especially awesome if Trump pulls off his reelection.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 02:14 PM (ptqGC)
Jane, my hubby said Carter beat cancer because he *is* cancer. He'll probably live for another decade, holding out to see the destruction of Israel by Iran or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 02:14 PM (bDqIh)
turkeys I bought two days before Thanksgiving in the freezer, instead of
the fridge as I had asked.
Found them Wednesday night. Thank God for the Internet and big buckets of water.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (/669Q)
+++++What kids won't do. He was only trying to be helpful. When my son was 2, I had just put the pumpkin pies in the oven and left the room. He turned the oven up to broil for me. The stove had all the controls in front and easy for him to reach.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2020 02:14 PM (66BnU)
In defense of Marie, she is a big titted retard. So try to remember that.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 24, 2020 02:15 PM (4uSHG)
Then merely pointing out this fact should result in a wholesale stampede to "clean" energy, shouldn't it?
There's a reason why economics is called "the dismal science."
It's not a science, but that's a quibble.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 02:15 PM (YqDXo)
Yeah, there's some quality ways to make the government give you your money there. Unfortunately depreciation is worse than usual on EVs since the faults with lithium-ion are well known now.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: CDC Holiday Recipe Book at November 24, 2020 02:15 PM (V1CRK)
RSBN is doing a March For Trump bus tour beginning 11/29.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 02:15 PM (AvQ7+)
Whatever. I'm just a dumbass commenter on a blog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:42 PM (2JVJo)
*fistbump*
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 24, 2020 02:08 PM (z79tQ)
High fives all around.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:10 PM (1Yy3c)
__________
*drools*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 02:15 PM (mht8P)
So, here's some Moody Blues.
https://youtu.be/N_J-hmyAS6c
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 24, 2020 02:15 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (AMIL/
Yeah, that'll play well.
Many in the third world are already wary of being injected with unknown substances "for their own good," and there have been cases throughout the third world of all kinds of problems coming from vaccines (including, potentially, the spread of HIV in the Congo by re-using needles.)
I'm sure if we said "hey, we rushed through this vaccine without the normal amount of trials, but you're in luck! we're going to let you get injected with this untested vaccine first!" that would be a bit hard to sell.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 02:16 PM (UPoLF)
Maria Harf on Foz Biz talking about how clean energy is more profitable than fossil fuel.
Aren't profits bad?
Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM (V1CRK)
Clean energy is profitable like a Kuwaiti oil rig fire is profitable. What Harf would have meant if she had half a brain is clean energy costs more. It is also not efficient or scalable.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 02:16 PM (946rW)
So if you tell her your dick can cure the coronavirus you're in?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)
*is* cancer. He'll probably live for another decade, holding out to see
the destruction of Israel by Iran or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 02:14 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah, he's a jackass. Billy was the better brother.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (DMUuz)
You beaucoup dinki dau! You didi mau GI!
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 02:16 PM (N3El/)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
Make mine "Cheesecake"
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (4rJv7)
Photojournalist: @Photog_Steve5 pic.twitter.com/f8P0fayDIS
- Andrew Adams (@AndrewAdamsKSL) November 21, 2020
I am so glad we have the resources to spend on a helicopter to fly around and count sheep in the remote wilderness.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (dNzKv)
My four answers are:
Yes sir!
No sir!
No excuse, sir!
and Sir, I do not understand!
Eh- works for both plebs and plebes.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2020 02:12 PM
I hope your nasty neck was cranked back while you typed that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
Would bourbon work?
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Like a fruitcake! But with turkey. I like it!
Posted by: banana Dream at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (l6b3d)
Does anyone recall the title of the comedy album item about making a holiday recipe with bourbon, and the cook drinking a glass of it at every step, becoming sloshed and incoherent?
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (AMIL/)
"I know, right?"
-- Solyndra owners, sprinting away with govt. cash
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (bDqIh)
Article at gateway pundit.
I guess they think they are the only ones with guns. Does Pennsylvania have a castle doctrine? Does it extend to you being mobbed in your vehicle?
Posted by: Dwaynerz at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (gtu/X)
So if you tell her your dick can cure the coronavirus you're in?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)\
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*takes notes*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Corona-kun at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (OjTGt)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:05 PM (/669Q)
Would bourbon work?
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Like a fruitcake! But with turkey. I like it!
Posted by: banana Dream at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (l6b3d)
RUM HAM!
Posted by: Frank Reynolds at November 24, 2020 02:18 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 24, 2020 02:18 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 24, 2020 02:18 PM (ptqGC)
Even if there were a legal basis, I can't imagine cops would be enthusiastic about going out on Thanksgiving Day for such a bullshit beef.
I spoke with a cop the other day. We hit it off, and neither of us wore a face diaper, or indeed even brought up the subject.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 02:18 PM (YqDXo)
Lin Wood linked this -
THE MARSHALL REPORT
SIDNEY POWELL'S "KRAKEN" IS DOD CYBER WARFARE PROGRAM! WE ARE AT WAR!
November 22, 2020 The Marshall Report
Releasing the Kraken - YouTube
Holy Radar - that's the Kracken!!! Who knew it is a Department of Defense Cyber Warfare Program? It Tracks Systems and aquires evidence of nefarious activities and crimes committed by The Deep State!
When Sidney Powell stated she HAS RELEASED THE KRAKEN, most of us thought of Clash of the Titans and cheered her on for her gutsy remark. She never blinked and held a stern, a serious face when she said it. She wasn't joking and now we know why! The "Kraken" is a Department of Defense-run cyber warfare program that tracks and hacks various other systems to acquire evidence of nefarious actions by the deep state!President Trump and the loyal patriots in the Military and Space Command now have all the evidence of voter fraud and election related treason. This will be used against the enemies of America!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 24, 2020 02:18 PM (siY0G)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 24, 2020 02:15 PM (4uSHG)
___
Go on....
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (22mNy)
Jane D'oh:
If you feel bad for not wanting to be around in-laws and family members, DON'T.
Life is too short to make yourself and let others make you miserable, even if those people are related to you.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (AvQ7+)
Posted by: Dwaynerz at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (gtu/X)
Interesting idea. I wish every state had one.
Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Stiv Bators at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (Io0tr)
Wait, don't do that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Gref at Novem
***
I guess someone should explain to Dumpy McHausfrau that it's possible to make more vaccine when the first batch runs out.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (ri0yR)
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020
*
*
Wasn't that an SNL or SCTV parody of Julia Child?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (yvr3o)
https://tinyurl.com/y5ejdy8s
Posted by: DJ at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:11 PM (/669Q)"
Yeah, we did the same.
Posted by: Marcus T
Me too. There it sits. Mocking me.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (4rJv7)
Posted by: Woody Gusty at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (4HQYi)
enthusiastic about going out on Thanksgiving Day for such a bullshit
beef.
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Some would, some won't. Perhaps most won't. Probably depends on where you live.
Posted by: SH at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (sX1BW)
by dec 1st, they are armed and will begin blocking roads in conservative
areas.
Article at gateway pundit.
I guess they think they are the only ones with guns. Does
Pennsylvania have a castle doctrine? Does it extend to you being mobbed
in your vehicle?
Posted by: Dwaynerz at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (gtu/X)
Fuck them. If they want to meet their Maker this year, fine by us.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (946rW)
*reaches over and shivs off another corner of Robert's Moron card*
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:13 PM (/669Q)
Solution: but more cheap bourbon.
*Superglues Moron card back together*
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (1Yy3c)
what is the science behind this?
Horde?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:17 PM (dNzKv)
Just be glad Dominion isn't doing it, or there would be even more votes for Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (YqDXo)
Photojournalist: @Photog_Steve5 pic.twitter.com/f8P0fayDIS
- Andrew Adams (@AndrewAdamsKSL) November 21, 2020
I guess we aren't men. We are Devo.
Good thing I kept my hurling bone. In fact, I've got extras (from Cannibal Bob's house)
You get a hurling bone, and you get a hurling bone, and you...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (z79tQ)
___________
Would Gen. Flynn have known about this? His Parler is a lot of "this is part of a coup that has been ongoing for four years" stuff.
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (DB16e)
Horde?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Water conducts heat much more efficiently than air.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (YqDXo)
Horde?
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We are anti-science around here. We don't wear masks.
Posted by: SH at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Stiv Bators at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (Io0tr)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 02:21 PM (ZSK0i)
Pittsburgh antifa claiming if Trump doesn't concede
by dec 1st, they are armed and will begin blocking roads in conservative areas.
Please, o please, dear Lord Sweet Baby Jesus, let this happen.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (AvQ7+)
Horde?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Very cold thing gets less cold when surrounded by a good conductor of less cold.
Water is a better conductor of less cold then air is.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Z9AFb)
Alice's Restaurant
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2020 01:53 PM (Vxu+H)
I'd like to know how that tradition started. I remember vaugely hearing that some Boston radio station played it for kicks (WZLX or WAAF, don't know) one Thanksgiving and it took off from there.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)
As an old radio guy, I'm betting the DJ on-air had a groupie show up and was getting his pipe cleaned and needed a long record for it.
Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven were pinching off a loaf songs.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (I8FKK)
Unleash the pre-dawn
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (bDqIh)
Horde?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Uh, we don't believe in Science! here.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (/669Q)
Horde?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 24, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Convection is the most efficient heat transfer mechanism, and water has by far the highest specific heat (energy absorbed per degree change in temperature) than any readily available household substance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Stiv Bators at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (Io0tr)
Don't EVER do this Morons... even if you are also morons, don't do this. It will end badly.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (946rW)
I'm just commenting on the Ace of Spades blog
I'm just commenting on the Ace of Spades blog
We're just commenters on the Ace of Spades blog...
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 24, 2020 02:23 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:23 PM (4a9Vv)
Even if there were a legal basis, I can't imagine cops would be enthusiastic about going out on Thanksgiving Day for such a bullshit beef.
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Small town/city cops, probably not.
Philly or ATL cops? They're salivating at the prospect of busting whitey for this kind of bullshit.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 02:24 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Gref at Novem
Left unaddressed is why the poorer countries cannot make vaccines themselves. Or do much of anything else, apart from bleating for help, come to that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 02:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 02:24 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Frank Reynolds at November 24, 2020 02:18 PM (Izzlo)
Eating your drinks, Frank? That is genius.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 24, 2020 02:24 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (I8FKK)
People can move that quickly?
I'd need Innagaddadavida.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 02:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Downcast at November 24, 2020 02:25 PM (EhpJd)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 24, 2020 02:23 PM (4a9Vv)
But if she had TWO masks ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2020 02:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: bluebell
Checking with Wikipedia (yeah, I know)--
Jingle Bells was "written by James Lord Pierpont (1822-1893) and published under the title "One Horse Open Sleigh" in the autumn of 1857. It has been claimed that it was originally written to be sung by a Sunday school choir, or as a drinking song.
"Although it has no original connection to Christmas, it became associated with Christmas music and the holiday season in general decades after it was first performed by blackface minstrel performer Johnny Pell in Ordway Hall on September 16, 1857."
Blackface minstrel? BAN JINGLE BELLS!
I had earlier said "to Grandmother's house we go" was originally written for Thanksgiving. Let me dukdukgo...
https://www.famlii.com/
over-the-river-and-through-the-wood-
thanksgiving-song-lyrics/
"'Over the River and Through the Wood' is a Thanksgiving poem written by Lydia Maria Child in 1844.
"The original title of the poem was 'The New-England Boy's Song about Thanksgiving Day' as it first appeared in the book Flowers for Children. The poem is based on her fond childhood memories of visiting her grandfather's home for the holidays.
"Beyond her famous poem, Lydia Maria Child also wrote extensively about freedom and abolishing slavery."
So the WWWeb says...
Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 24, 2020 02:25 PM (NJ+n1)
Posted by: redbanzai
The feeding of five thousand during the Sermon on the Mount at the Cana wedding.
A plate of fish, a loaf of bread, and the best wine.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 24, 2020 02:27 PM (NJ+n1)
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Stiv Bators at November 24, 2020 02:19 PM (Io0tr)
Don't EVER do this Morons... even if you are also morons, don't do this. It will end badly.
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I can't wait for lithium-ion turkeys.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 24, 2020 02:27 PM (S00tp)
Hell isn't hot enough and eternity isn't long enoughfor wickedness such as yours.
Posted by: Whiteroom-black curtains at November 24, 2020 02:28 PM (chJ7t)
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 02:29 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 02:29 PM (9hauA)
If an ordinary annual outbreak of the flu were treated like COVID-19, the panic and opportunism would be the same, and so would the actual danger. And I suppose will be, from now on.
Every benefit, success or victory the Left is currently having in this country depends on convincing the public of some giant falsehood, using a giant media machine developed and tuned for that purpose.
How to deal with a large part of society that deals in lies? The liars think it's great and have no other way to make a living. The useful idiots aren't going be talked out of believing the lies, by and large. It's like they're in the middle if one if those old timey 360 degree dioramas, and we can't get them to walk out into the parking lot and see the building from the outside. Where can this thing go?
I'm not religious, but even I can see this is kind of Biblical.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 24, 2020 02:29 PM (pEegC)
This scrunt used that as a template . She is the fucking coup.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 02:29 PM (SjvTs)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 02:22 PM (946rW)
Twenty foot flames shooting out of the deep fryer ISN'T what is supposed to happen?
Well damn.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 02:30 PM (N3El/)
Sounds like just a matter of time before the pilot falls asleep and crashes.
Posted by: perilisk at November 24, 2020 02:31 PM (9p+wn)
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 02:34 PM (cF8AT)
Aldi's now sells a bread which is SUPPOSEDLY zero net carbs. (all carbs in it are allegedly fiber.)
. . .
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020
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I saw that stuff at my local grocery. $8.00 for a loaf with 10 slices. No tank you, I go home now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 24, 2020 02:35 PM (yvr3o)
Melania looks pretty. Also day ending in y.
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020
*
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When I heard the turkeys' names on OANN, I thought they were saying "Corn" and "Pop"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 24, 2020 02:37 PM (yvr3o)
I got six loaves to make a huge buttload of stuffing.
Which I can *allegedly* eat without eating carbs.
This story is very fishy but i CHOOSE TO BELIEVE!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 01:52 PM (nuqdl)
The Franz Keto bread is pretty good.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 02:37 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Karen K. Karenson at November 24, 2020 02:09 PM (Uhu8A)
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Kowabunga! (Jumps off the shoulders of giants)
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2020 02:38 PM (FYe3W)
When I open the oven door, the turkey gives out a firey blast
and launches itself into the dining room. most convenient.
Do keep an extra fire extinguisher close to the sideboard.
Posted by: Whiteroom-black curtains at November 24, 2020 02:54 PM (chJ7t)
Posted by: Fuggemall at November 24, 2020 02:59 PM (hRgjY)
Posted by: Desultory joe at November 24, 2020 03:06 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Pj at November 24, 2020 03:11 PM (qlTN9)
It's hard to tell these days. Of course, after January 20 the border will be wide open baby!
New DHS head: "When
I was very young, the United States provided my family and me a place
of refuge. Now, I have been nominated to be the DHS Secretary and
oversee the protection of all Americans and those who flee persecution
in search of a better life for themselves and their loved ones,"
Posted by: Pj at November 24, 2020 03:14 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Whiteroom-black curtains at November 24, 2020 03:42 PM (chJ7t)
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George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)