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Sexually Dysmorphic Men and Quasi-Men Attack Candace Owens, Denying They Have Mental Problems

David French and Jay Nordlinger hardest hit.

Posted by: Ace at 04:18 PM




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1 !

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:18 PM (8B6Ng)

2 Whoa.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 19, 2020 04:19 PM (rvtKu)

3 !!

Posted by: DC at November 19, 2020 04:19 PM (onMzM)

4 Yikes.

Posted by: Biblio at November 19, 2020 04:19 PM (KILk7)

5 Yikes, I'm going back downstairs.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:19 PM (8B6Ng)

6
Guys in dresses is the new normal in Bidenstan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:19 PM (mht8P)

7 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 04:19 PM (63Dwl)

8 They are seriously f'd in the head...

Posted by: Mishdog at November 19, 2020 04:19 PM (rvtKu)

9 But we're the ones that need to be sent to reeducation camp.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:20 PM (8B6Ng)

10 Kilts are manly, dresses are not.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:20 PM (ynpvh)

11 I nooded, suggested they stay where they are.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:21 PM (8B6Ng)

12 That's the current phase, not the next phase. Ever been to the PNW?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 19, 2020 04:21 PM (3GzTP)

13
Sergeant Rockette of Easy Company.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:21 PM (mht8P)

14 Attack of the Clowns

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2020 04:21 PM (ch6++)

15 Makeup is apparently manly to these folks as well.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

16

Stunning and brave are the moments
We too can share
Quiet and blue
Like the sky
I'm hung over you
And if I can't find my way back home
It just wouldn't be fair
Cause stunning and brave
Are the moments we two can share

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 04:21 PM (63Dwl)

17 ???

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 19, 2020 04:21 PM (lgiXo)

18
Im scared to click that.

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

19 We are watching either

1. The end of western civilization

or

2. The end of progressive dominance over our culture

happen before our eyes.

Someone is winning this fight one way or another in the next month or so.

Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (/3Et3)

20 I'm still fascinated by the fey, faggy lisp that so many homosexuals develop. So much so that it's a stereotype. This one said two words and you can tell he's queer as hell.

That HAS to be an affectation to trigger other coprophiliacs' gaydar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (k1L5r)

21 Okay, we need a volunteer to watch the video and report back to us. We'll provide covering fire.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (m45I2)

22 The great lie, known.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (MkuC5)

23 When will I ever tire of mentally-deranged leftists recording their sub-lingual primal screams and posting them on social media?

Oh, that's right. A long damn time ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (hYcqw)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Now I know why tigers eat their young......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (K5agK)

26 Im scared to click that.
Posted by: fixeruppper at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

It's harmless. No fear!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (uxUoN)

27

Real men aren't afraid to suck a little dick either. But only female penises of course.

Posted by: David French at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (qlFIA)

28 THAT guy's a FAG!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

29 But did we listen Clutch?
Nooooo

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (9sWOw)

30 Well!

Thanks for that, ace. I'm not sure how to react.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (UPoLF)

31 I think white men with mental disorders should lecture a strong black woman more. That'll prove them right

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

32 Literally hardest hit? Because I'd watch that.
Or help.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (ifmtJ)

33 Honestly?

Dudes in dresses is a welcome step backwards. Makes a helluva lot more sense than dudes in dresses insisting everyone call them women.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (hku12)

34 Im scared to click that.
Posted by: fixeruppper at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

It's harmless. No fear!
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (uxUoN)
-----
I'm guessing that it's somewhere along the line of Caligula doing the "Eos dance" in "I, Claudius".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (Uhu8A)

35 27


Real men aren't afraid to suck a little dick either. But only female penises of course.


Posted by: David French at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (qlFIA)

Has David asked if the penis considers itself male?

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (ynpvh)

36 The real men are those that act and/or dress like women.

Just like the real heroes aren't the ones that actually do heroic things, but rather those that do things like "fight hate" on twitter or whatever.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (dYe5S)

37 Guys in dresses is the new normal in Bidenstan.

___

No boys in dresses though ok? I mean because I might grope one by accident.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (qlFIA)

38 Look, I'm going to wear dresses. That's just how its going to be.

If you accept this, I may occasionally wear some that are looser fitting, rather than just wearing form fitting ones.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (ch6++)

39 Two yikeses, one whoa and an Ahhhhhhh in the first 10 comments. Must be a record.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (m45I2)

40
Fag flu commercials always have some ponce that would burn out anyone's gaydar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (mht8P)

41
Ok, Klinger....

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

42
She'll get bounced from Twitter for that tweet.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (nF6gq)

43 wow.

that's all, just wow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (6psdy)

44 Andy Samberg has really let himself go.



#Sad

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 19, 2020 04:25 PM (2qyCs)

45 Manly Men as per the FNM: Jessica Yaniv

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2020 04:25 PM (qlFIA)

46 Dress out front should have told ya.

Posted by: LOL at November 19, 2020 04:25 PM (UylZP)

47 Is there anything on TikTok with seeing?

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2020 04:25 PM (9sWOw)

48 The left. Where it's ok to act like an escaped mental patient while declaring that you're not mentally damaged and in need of psychiatric care.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Im scared to click that.
Posted by: fixeruppper at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

It's harmless. No fear!
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (uxUoN)


It's short, so it has that going for it.

Damn thing wants to auto-repeat though. So no, that won't do at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 04:25 PM (hku12)

50 Super comfy right now flanked on each side by my 6 month old border collie puppies and my german shepard at keeping my feet warm. Puppies are dreaming and wagging their tails in sync.
Meanwhile SMOD is causing havoc in the movie Greenland. I may break out the pineapple/mango vape juice, IDK.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (MT3E+)

51 41


Ok, Klinger....

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

At least he had a 3'oclock shadow...

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (ynpvh)

52 I will never forget Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage. I'd like to buy the author of that nom de guerre a big beer.

Posted by: irright at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (SchQD)

53 Is there anything on TikTok with seeing?
___

SO MANY HOTTIES DANCING AROUND IN NEXT TO NOTHING.


And most of them not even through puberty yet!

Posted by: The Cuties Producers at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (qlFIA)

54 I think white men with mental disorders should lecture a strong black woman more. That'll prove them right
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I was thinking they were, to be nice, mentally discombobulated....but they went full drooling retard.

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (vd8XM)

55 So, what are "their" pronouns?

AaaAahhHhhh/AAAaAahhhHh?

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (8B6Ng)

56 What did I just watch?

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (RU4sa)

57 ...and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (kOpft)

58
Real men aren't afraid to suck a little dick either. But only female penises of course.
Posted by: David French at November 19, 2020 04:23 PM (qlFIA)


That wasn't a female, David......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Well it depends why the guy is wearing a dress. Anyone heard of the Hash House Harriers? Good luck making the case that they're not manly men.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (KAi1n)

60 Im scared to click that.


Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (yQpMk)

61
Alternate post title:

Maybe America Isn't Worth Saving?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (nF6gq)

62 What did I just watch?
Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (RU4sa)


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

63 I think white men with mental disorders should lecture a strong black woman more. That'll prove them right
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Yeah, that always works.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM (RU4sa)

64 Yeah, its probably goi ng to cost Candice her Twitter account for awhile, she shouldn't say anything about cross dressing Gheys.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM (9sWOw)

65 Didn't Tik-Tok get killed? Is it still a thing?

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM (8B6Ng)

66 LOL. This is why there are no lesbian bars in Portland - if you try to open a lesbian bar in Portland, it will immediately be colonized by men wearing dresses.

Actual women, even lesbians, don't want to hang out with men wearing dresses, as it turns out.

If you politely ask the men wearing dresses to leave, you'll be hit with a six-figure fine for discrimination by the State of Oregon. (This actually happened to one bar.)

I want them to move on to women's professional soccer next...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM (I2/tG)

67 59
Well it depends why the guy is wearing a dress. Anyone heard of the Hash
House Harriers? Good luck making the case that they're not manly men.


Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (KAi1n)

I've watched them run in their red dresses and high heels.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM (ynpvh)

68
Ok, Klinger....

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 19, 2020 04:24 PM (8XRCm)


At least Klinger had a purpose.

These mental deficiencies have no purpose.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Okay, we need a volunteer to watch the video and report back to us. We'll provide covering fire.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2020 04:22 PM (m45I2)

You have a belt-fed? Cause you are gonna need one with that vid.

Or stand off and nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM (N3El/)

70 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

---

Not till next Thursday.

Today is my oldest g-baby's birthday!

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (RU4sa)

71 Reposting because "My Sides!"

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/ status/1329494297121599488

I am alarmed.
1:38 PM Nov 19, 2020

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (MT3E+)

72 -
--
Didn't Tik-Tok get killed? Is it still a thing?

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM

------------

The trannies all moved to Dik-Dok.

Posted by: irright at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (SchQD)

73 ...and their shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (kOpft)


And STILL has a higher IQ.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (8B6Ng)

74
It's official. We are now worse than any alternate reality The Sliders ever slid into.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (nF6gq)

75 I think white men with mental disorders should lecture a strong black woman more. That'll prove them right
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


And for bonus stupid, through in a "you people"

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (vd8XM)

76 Demonic....and demented. Pray. This is truly the work of demons.


Seriously pray. These people are possessed.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (0OmEj)

77 63
I think white men with mental disorders should lecture a strong black woman more. That'll prove them right

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



---



Yeah, that always works.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:27 PM (RU4sa)

She's not black.

Posted by: Sniffy Joe Biden at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

78 Catering to hysterics never turns out well.

We've turned the entire culture over to them.

Posted by: aelfheld at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (Zy9Yy)

79
Not till next Thursday.

Today is my oldest g-baby's birthday!
Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (RU4sa)


I blame Jim........

Then HBD to the g-baby!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

80 I hope those of sensible disposition check out her feed before hiring. I'm not terribly convinced they'd make the optimal candidate for my company. Could be wrong. Could be personnel is looking for diagnosable loons. But I'd hedge my bets otherwise.

But the first response does provide a compelling argument for visibly top-notch talent.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (HhXSr)

81 Toga > Sundress

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (yQpMk)

82 Cory Booker will call this an affirmation of love.

Posted by: NJ's Spartacus at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (BBWrU)

83 Life turns out to be a Samuel R. Delaney novel.

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (FYe3W)

84 French Nordlinger on sale in the perfume shoppe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Commentor Elect at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (r+sAi)

85 What the hell was that?? though its lipstick is a nice shade.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (a0IVu)

86 Seal Clap For Dementia!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

87 I don't care if a guy wants to wear a kilt or whatever, but make it a MAN'S dress. Women wear mannish clothes, but they are designed for women, not just her taking a suit off the rack.

Dresses used to be the standard 3000 years ago. There's nothing unmanly about the concept of wearing something as a wrap rather than carefully fitted, but make it something MEN WOULD WEAR.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

88 I loved that Sliders episode where they thought they had failed to return to the nominally regular Earth because the Cleveland Indians had won the World Series.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KAi1n)

89 Set this to "goodbye horses"

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (cG+eD)

90
https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/ status/1329494297121599488

I am alarmed.
1:38 PM Nov 19, 2020
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (MT3E+)


YOU. ARE. A. DOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Posted by: Woody at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

91 My husband asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told him, and he gave me his card.

Simple.

Should be here for my birthday.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (RU4sa)

92 You know, if we're a bunch of homophobic Fascist MAGA-Nazis we should really start playing the part.

Otherwise, this sort of thing might just proliferate.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (8B6Ng)

93 This is all complete normal and something every right-thinking person should be enthusiastically endorsing!

Posted by: radar at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (Q+VZw)

94 And now for something completely different....

Work meetings tomorrow got cancelled so now I can start straight in on the painting project my wife wants me to do. Yay?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (dfRN6)

95 >>> 74
It's official. We are now worse than any alternate reality The Sliders ever slid into.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (nF6gq)


The title of this episode would be, "Nope."

Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (l6b3d)

96 While the idea of free-balling is oddly intriguing, I would only do it wearing a kilt.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (D3cJf)

97 Piffle. Men have been wearing dresses in seattle for 30 years.

Still don't care.

But they certainly aren't masculine.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (jPsiL)

98 79


Not till next Thursday.



Today is my oldest g-baby's birthday!

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (RU4sa)



I blame Jim........



Then HBD to the g-baby!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

What'd I do?

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

99 I loved that Sliders episode where they thought they had failed to return to the nominally regular Earth because the Cleveland Indians had won the World Series.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KAi1n)




The Atlanta Braves, and the gate didn't squeak.

I liked that show.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 19, 2020 04:31 PM (yQpMk)

100
https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/ status/1329494297121599488

I am alarmed.
1:38 PM Nov 19, 2020
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 19, 2020 04:28 PM (MT3E+)


Jim of Sunk New Dawn fame.

Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

101 I take a short break from work, drop in on the HQ hoping for something interesting, or funny or even maddening, and instead there's...this. I'm not angry, just...disappointed.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:31 PM (nakwk)

102 Should be here for my birthday.
Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (RU4sa)

Didn't think you could get a Form 4 back from the ATF that fast.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (N3El/)

103 In somewhat related news...
Just saw a commercial featuring Cindy Crawford and some skin cream based on extract from special melons. A commercial about Cindy Crawford's melons. Nice.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (axyOa)

104 Remember when the Monty Python troupe used to cross dress every other skit and it was funny as hell?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (jPsiL)

105 Didn't think you could get a Form 4 back from the ATF that fast.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (N3El/)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (RU4sa)

106 Damn. Copy / Paste fail.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

107
Does anyone want to watch something semi-amusing, semi-offensive, and semi-cute?

I give you...

Dread Zeppelin

https://youtu.be/VPCKDFEkAAw

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (nF6gq)

108 I think that video is what Janet Leigh saw from the shower, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

109 Their feedback is more stunning, brave, and important than I could have ever imagined.
========================
If I hadn't been married for many of the 29 years of my life I would so chase this woman! A smart total babe with a wit, and hard working, and charismatic...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (szqvX)

110 It was related that at the end of time all would be upside down.


*Taps watch. Holds up to ear*

Is this thing still ticking?

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (dfhgX)

111 Thanksgiving birthdays are only reserved for we the superior people!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (0OmEj)

112 Holy cats. Watched a bit of Biden's COVID presser on Newsmax.

He's not going to "shut down the economy, I'm going to shut down the virus."

Poor COVID. Abandon all hope.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

113 101 I take a short break from work, drop in on the HQ hoping for something interesting, or funny or even maddening, and instead there's...this. I'm not angry, just...disappointed.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:31 PM (nakwk)

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Today is my oldest g-baby's birthday.

She's seven now.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (RU4sa)

114 I'm not angry, just...disappointed.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:31 PM (nakwk)


C'mon now. You're not new here.

We're FULL of disappointment in most cases.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

115 I saw Sexually Dysmorphic Men open for Incubus at
The Cuckoo's Nest in Costa Mesa around 2013.

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (p8dQU)

116 Remember when the Monty Python troupe used to cross dress every other skit and it was funny as hell?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (jPsiL)
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Terry Jones as the Virgin Mandy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (Uhu8A)

117 Boy, I'm guessing Candace shouldn't have mentioned Dominion 'sucks' around that guy...

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (w2LAm)

118 BTW, I've been running Brave (love it to pieces with a couple of caveats) and on just one YT page I was watching, it says that 59 cross-site trackers and other creepy things were blocked. THAT with my hosts file modified.

Google sucks almost as hard as Bill Kristol.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (8B6Ng)

119 Men who wear dresses have been flooding my Instagram with videos proving that a man's desire to wear women's garments is not indicative of mental instability


BULL. SHIT.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (0mP7b)

120 Dr. David Samadi is wonderful. Which is why Fox dumped him.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

121 111 Thanksgiving birthdays are only reserved for we the superior people!
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (0OmEj)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (RU4sa)

122 Sigh. Why did I wade into the Twitter sewer to see responses? Why do I do this to myself? Join me in pain.

@Cassius_Ali_X
Replying to @RealCandaceO
Jesus wore a dress

@abbyleigh_vol15
nothing about how someone dresses determines their masculinity. bye!!!

@TOMLINSONSIRIUS
Replying to @RealCandaceO
holy shit just drop it! if it bothers you so much, why are you so stuck on it?? pls it sounds like youre just in love with harry

@sophiaxbrammer
Replying to @RealCandaceO
The fact that you think that you can judge someone like this. Clothing does NOT determine the strength of an man and if he's manly or not the man is comfortable in his own skin that's all that matters! TPWK


Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (hYcqw)

123 Is that garrett?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (sjdRT)

124 I used to compete in the Highland games. My daughter wore a T-shirt to the competition: "My daddy wears skirts and throws trees". I have a sport kilt and a dress kilt, in my sept's hunting plaid. Friggin' expensive.
(I wore compression shorts under the sport kilt.)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (5gojj)

125 111
Thanksgiving birthdays are only reserved for we the superior people!



Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (0OmEj)

And I guess those people who have it this year won't be superior for another 6 years...

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (ynpvh)

126 Speaking of guys who are not afraid to lead with their chin . . .

Kurt Russell: Stars Who Get Political Hurt Acting

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Dude, you had me at Escape From New York.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

127
I loved that Sliders episode where they thought they had failed to return to the nominally regular Earth because the Cleveland Indians had won the World Series.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KAi1n)



The Atlanta Braves, and the gate didn't squeak.

I liked that show.
Posted by: G'rump928


One of the better eps.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (nF6gq)

128 I loved that Sliders episode where they thought they had failed to return to the nominally regular Earth because the Cleveland Indians had won the World Series.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KAi1n)



The Atlanta Braves, and the gate didn't squeak.

I liked that show.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 19, 2020 04:31 PM (yQpMk)


Way back when TV was new there was a show called Time Tunnel. It was fun. They could redo that but it might require real work by Hollywood.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (axyOa)

129 Remember when the Monty Python troupe used to cross dress every other skit and it was funny as hell?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (jPsiL)


It's because they knew women weren't funny and might as well do it themselves.

*ducks*

*runs*

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

130 And now for something completely different....

Work meetings tomorrow got cancelled so now I can start straight in on the painting project my wife wants me to do. Yay?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher ato


Good for her. My husband doesn't paint. I paint. He can't paint because, get this...................he predicts i would be overly critical.

Me! Ridiculous.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (ySQBZ)

131 Today is my oldest g-baby's birthday.

She's seven now.
Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (RU4sa)

Awesome! Happy birthday to granddaughter!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (nakwk)

132 Sliders is one of those shows that theoretically could go on forever, there are really unlimited different scenarios you could use. Quantum Leap, same thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

133 > I am alarmed.

Imagine my level of concern.

What happened, couldn't Paolo make the afternoon sesh with his wife?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (VikfB)

134 >Good for her. My husband doesn't paint. I paint. He
can't paint because, get this...................he predicts i would be
overly critical.



Me! Ridiculous.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (ySQBZ)


I would like a primer on how he gets away with that. Asking for me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (sjdRT)

135 124
I used to compete in the Highland games. My daughter wore a T-shirt to
the competition: "My daddy wears skirts and throws trees". I have a
sport kilt and a dress kilt, in my sept's hunting plaid. Friggin'
expensive.

(I wore compression shorts under the sport kilt.)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (5gojj)

I was in Scotland last century and saw a kilt for sale w/ the family colors. I passed due to the price.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

136 That's how it starts, with the dresses.

Next thing you know your lowering lotion down a well.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (xfb67)

137 And I guess those people who have it this year won't be superior for another 6 years...
Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (ynpvh)

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Nah, we're just quiet about it then. ;D

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (RU4sa)

138 It's because they knew women weren't funny and might as well do it themselves.

*ducks*

*runs*
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect


*takes aim*

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (jPsiL)

139 Today is my oldest g-baby's birthday.

She's seven now.


Aww SMH. They are very lucky to have you for a grandma!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 19, 2020 04:36 PM (nxdel)

140 And now for something completely different....

Work meetings tomorrow got cancelled so now I can start straight in on the painting project my wife wants me to do drinking game. Yay?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo


Yes yay. You're welcome.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 04:36 PM (0mP7b)

141 @Cassius_Ali_X
Replying to @RealCandaceO
Jesus wore a dress


Uh.....no.

That's not how this works.

Dip shit......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

142 >>> 88 I loved that Sliders episode where they thought they had failed to return to the nominally regular Earth because the Cleveland Indians had won the World Series.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KAi1n)

There was an episode of South Park where they freed an ancient ice man from a block of ice. The iceman was born back in the age of 1996. The freed ice man was adapting ok to the modern 1999 civilization until he found that Atlanta was in the Superbowl and he freaked out, started rampaging through town.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2020 04:36 PM (l6b3d)

143 Remember when the Monty Python troupe used to cross dress every other skit and it was funny as hell?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (jPsiL)


It still is. I'm waiting for the "cloud" version of the TV show to begin being slowly edited. You just can't get away with saying "poof-dah" any longer.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:36 PM (8B6Ng)

144 I think we're good here...

Posted by: c at November 19, 2020 04:36 PM (nxU1G)

145 My husband doesn't paint. I paint. He can't paint because, get this...................he predicts i would be overly critical.

Me! Ridiculous.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (ySQBZ)

------

Hmmmm.....

**Scribbles notes furiously**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (dfRN6)

146 134 >Good for her. My husband doesn't paint. I paint. He
can't paint because, get this...................he predicts i would be
overly critical.



Me! Ridiculous.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (ySQBZ)


I would like a primer on how he gets away with that. Asking for me.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (sjdRT)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (nakwk)

147 Aww SMH. They are very lucky to have you for a grandma!
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 19, 2020 04:36 PM (nxdel)

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I'm the lucky one.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (RU4sa)

148
*takes aim*
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (jPsiL)


*digs in pockets for Romulan Cloaking Device*

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

149 My oldest son's birthday is tomorrow. I said, "You'll be 28!"

He said, "29, mom."

Fuck, I said, next year I won't be happy about being the mother of a 30 year old. You're staying 29.


Now we're the same age.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (ySQBZ)

150 I may have mentioned this here already, but recently I saw a TV commercial for a new HIV treatment. Among the disclaimers, it said, "This treatment has not been tested on people assigned female at birth." This confused me, as the patients who were depicted included a pretty, petite black lady, as well as a big, ugly white girl with heavy makeup and a voice like Bea Arthur.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (rgNtt)

151 I used to compete in the Highland games. My daughter wore a T-shirt to the competition: "My daddy wears skirts and throws trees". I have a sport kilt and a dress kilt, in my sept's hunting plaid. Friggin' expensive.
(I wore compression shorts under the sport kilt.)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (5gojj)


Heh.
Not so brave eh?

I wear my kilt from time to time. It's fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (axyOa)

152 I mean, it was better than Prometheus.

But still awful.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (yL25O)

153 If I hadn't been married for many of the 29 years of my life I would so chase this woman! A smart total babe with a wit, and hard working, and charismatic...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (szqvX)

_________


... and possessing the rarest and most important of virtues: tremendous moral and physical courage.

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (p8dQU)

154 I loved that Sliders episode where they thought they had failed to
return to the nominally regular Earth because the Cleveland Indians had
won the World Series.

***

The best one was the episode where they walk by the crazy communist ranting in the park, slide into another world, and the same crazy communist is running things and sending people to the gulag.


I wonder if the character's name was Joe?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (qlFIA)

155 I think we need to reopen the looney bins and involuntarily commit 50 percent of the population. That was pure, demonic rage directed at poor Candace Owens, whose only crime is disagreeing with the politics of the insane.

I feel the inmates are truly running the asylum. Will some adult besides Trump stand up and say enough?

Posted by: grizzledocoastie at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (FMgad)

156 A robe is not a dress. Neither is a toga or tunic.


And sissy-mary is doing the hair and make-up thing, too, to adopt the role of pseudo-woman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

157 BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (jPsiL)

158 Sliders is one of those shows that theoretically could go on forever, there are really unlimited different scenarios you could use.


I liked the episode where everyone was dying of some infection, because the people in that multiverse had never discovered any antibiotics.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (yQpMk)

159 LOL. This is why there are no lesbian bars in Portland - if you try to open a lesbian bar in Portland, it will immediately be colonized by men wearing dresses.

Actual women, even lesbians, don't want to hang out with men wearing dresses, as it turns out.

If you politely ask the men wearing dresses to leave, you'll be hit with a six-figure fine for discrimination by the State of Oregon. (This actually happened to one bar.)

--

hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (k1L5r)

160 My baby turns 31 in January. And I'm still 29. Weird.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

161 It may be that the only way civilization can be saved from being swamped by soybois, commies, twinks, pussies and femcels, will be to have another World War, fought with conventional weapons.

G-d help us.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (BM2fS)

162 well, that's about as well reasoned as any democrat argument that I've heard

Posted by: Chicago Vota at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (ts6Zs)

163 Wait, when do they start proving they aren't nuts? But at least they aren't showing their nuts on the videos. But of course most of them probably don't have any at this point.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (+Kpte)

164 Blackface bad, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (k1L5r)

165 About 10 years before I married the second Mrs. REDACTED

She lent me her NM sequin mini dress for halloween

and though it was too small in the shoulders and too big in the hips

I looked stunning

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (R3uW8)

166 You have to be a certain type to rock a kilt though, if you're tall and skinny it looks bad. The stockier and stronger legs you have, the better. And a kilt is not a skirt, its a different look and fabric. Its not like you're out there in pleated linen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

167 the man is comfortable in his own skin that's all that matters!
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When the killing starts, I don't want a man comfortable in his own skin.

I want a man comfortable with killing

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (aO8Gd)

168 Demonic....and demented. Pray. This is truly the work of demons.


Seriously pray. These people are possessed.


Posted by: USNtakim
====
The diabolic nature is easy to see.

Once you get your own mind right.

Its like that movie where the sunglasses made you able to see through the aliens disguise. Shocking.

Actually, some days, I wish I could take those "sunglasses" off again because its a bit overwhelming.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (FvI1O)

169 I would like a primer on how he gets away with that. Asking for me.
Posted by: Muad'dib


Takes throwing the paint filled brush on the floor and saying that you are tired of the overly critical criticism and if they think they can do better, chop chop.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (0mP7b)

170 A robe is not a dress. Neither is a toga or tunic.


And sissy-mary is doing the hair and make-up thing, too, to adopt the role of pseudo-woman.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (oVJmc)


When you can bend religion to mean whatever it is your deranged brain needs it to be........

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Greetings:

Mel Brooks likes the additional ventilation.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (evgyj)

172 This confused me, as the patients who were depicted included a pretty, petite black lady, as well as a big, ugly white girl with heavy makeup and a voice like Bea Arthur.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 19, 2020 04:37 PM (rgNtt)

Maude > Golden Girls

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (K5agK)

173 Yeah the future is bleak.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (22mNy)

174 Today is my oldest g-baby's birthday.

She's seven now.
Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:33 PM (RU4sa)


7 is the perfect age to be a kid.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (8B6Ng)

175 Heather Childress. Newsmax. Hubba

Posted by: Mr. Fool Brownie Blackie at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (vrBaR)

176 Jesus wore a dress
___

Ah yes, Hay-sus the Guatemalan lady boy. I remember him well.


Posted by: David French at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (qlFIA)

177 160
My baby turns 31 in January. And I'm still 29. Weird.


Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

It's a time-zone thing, like getting on a airplane in Japan and landing in LA before you took off.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

178
I looked stunning
Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (R3uW8


AND BRAVE!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

179 You know what will solve this problem? Kilts.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

180 You know why the Scots wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from 100 yards.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)

181 160 My baby turns 31 in January. And I'm still 29. Weird.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

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My first baby turns 32 in January.

*sigh*

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (RU4sa)

182 Satans retards strike again.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (7RzBN)

183 Sydney Powell: server has been seized by U.S. forces in Germany.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (VikfB)

184 would like a primer on how he gets away with that. Asking for me.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (sjdRT)

ISWYDT


It started when the kids were little. I'd rather paint, mow the yard, caulk, etc than take care of kids. So I convinced him he could have quality time while I did that stuff. I'd do anything to keep from childcare or cooking.

Now, no kids and an ability to order in.......

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (ySQBZ)

185 Sleepy Joe's new Minister of Culture.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I'll destroy you at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (64C2+)

186 Wonder why Biden always seems to have a pen in his hand while speaking?

Posted by: Martini Farmer -Now a Pirate Hoisting the Black Flag at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (3H9h1)

187 167 the man is comfortable in his own skin that's all that matters!
---
When the killing starts, I don't want a man comfortable in his own skin.

I want a man comfortable with killing
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (aO8Gd)

I want to get comfortable with killing, then get comfortable wearing the skin of my foes. And drinking mead from their skulls.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (nakwk)

188 You know why the Scots wear kilts?

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So they didn't have to stop to relieve themselves in battle. No joke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (k1L5r)

189 I like a man in a kilt, especially if he's a 25-ish Gerard Butler ...

Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (LPnfS)

190 83 Life turns out to be a Samuel R. Delaney novel.
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (FYe3W)

Filled with gay porn?

Yes, sadly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (ifmtJ)

191 My first baby turns 32 in January.



*sigh*

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (RU4sa)


And you're still 29, too!

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

192 BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (jPsiL)

Recon by fire. Excellent plan.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (N3El/)

193 clutch cargo: "BTW, I've been running Brave (love it to pieces with a couple of caveats) and on just one YT page I was watching, it says that 59 cross-site trackers and other creepy things were blocked. THAT with my hosts file modified..."

Now install the proxy filter add-on (extension) called uMatrix and then look at the results. Most people simply have no idea the vast, VAST, amount of scripts, tools, trackers, etc. sending their browser requests and your browser sending content to them right back. Some sites will simply blow your mind.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (HhXSr)

194 Heh.
Not so brave eh?
===============
Dude. I was nationally ranked in the light and heavy hammer throw. At one comp, a dude lost control of a light and landed it in a stroller.




It was empty.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (5gojj)

195 Heh, Jane.

Don't feel like it.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (RU4sa)

196 It's nice that servers in Germany can do the job American servers won't do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (k1L5r)

197 Is there some final conclusive authority that states there can not, and shall not be a RE-VOTE?

Posted by: Hoss at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (9ObsK)

198 "you either suck cock, or you do not suck cock"

Posted by: Back in the Day Andrew Dice Clay at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (eZqDy)

199
Sometimes I'm miserable at being unemployed.

And sometimes I'm happy I am.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (mht8P)

200 Jesus wore a dress

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Jesus walked on the water, he didn't mince around the hot tub.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (+y/Ru)

201 You have to admit, though, the guy (?) in that video makes some pretty good points.

Posted by: DJ at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (O3/K+)

202 Pence up. Virus task force.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (+ya+t)

203 My eldest turns 34 in a couple weeks. I'm just as 29 as SMH.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (sjdRT)

204 Is there anything on TikTok with seeing?
___

SO MANY HOTTIES DANCING AROUND IN NEXT TO NOTHING.


And most of them not even through puberty yet!
Posted by: The Cuties Producers at November 19, 2020 04:26 PM (qlFIA)


Yeah, one of those things that has the rare exception of being almost universally true, if you are over a certain age, you really have no business being on Tik Tok. At all.

Now, I can't imagine why anyone would want to, but if you DO want to, you might want to check yourself.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (hku12)

205 So they didn't have to stop to relieve themselves in battle. No joke.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (k1L5r)

---

Makes sense.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (RU4sa)

206
Heh, Jane.



Don't feel like it.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (RU4sa)


Lol. Same.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

207 This seems like a good place to drop this.

It fits.

https://youtu.be/5_PoTOzrYEk?t=57

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

208 180 You know why the Scots wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from 100 yards.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)

I laughed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)

209 (I wore compression shorts under the sport kilt.)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (5gojj)

Way to kill the dream, BSR.

Posted by: Iris at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (6lKe4)

210 186
Wonder why Biden always seems to have a pen in his hand while speaking?

Posted by: Martini Farmer -Now a Pirate Hoisting the Black Flag at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (3H9h1)

Keeps him out of other people's hair.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

211 >>> Replying to @RealCandaceO
The fact that you think that you can judge someone like this. Clothing does NOT determine the strength of an man and if he's manly or not the man is comfortable in his own skin that's all that matters! TPWK

Etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (hYcqw)


If you're not comfortable in your own skin there's always alternatives.

Posted by: Jame Gumb AKA Buffalo Bill at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (l6b3d)

212 Greetings:

AT today's press gathering, Sidney Powell, Rudy and the other blonde looked like they've been taking lessons from President Trump's Press Secretary.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (evgyj)

213 That's the current phase, not the next phase. Ever been to the PNW?

So the thing in that twitter link is Seattle Slough?

Posted by: spindrift at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (xILqh)

214 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (5gojj)

I was in Scotland last century and saw a kilt for sale w/ the family colors. I passed due to the price.
Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

...

I do not have anything in my family's tartan because--how do I put this delicately?--my family's tartan is hideous.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)

215 Rodrigo Borgia: "Sydney Powell: server has been seized by U.S. forces in Germany."

As long as it's not the FBI doing the seizing, this might be fruitful.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (HhXSr)

216 Wonder why Biden always seems to have a pen in his hand while speaking?
Posted by: Martini Farmer -Now a Pirate Hoisting the Black Flag at November 19, 2020 04:40 PM (3H9h1)



Bob Dole finds this strange.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (V00Vf)

217 186 Wonder why Biden always seems to have a pen in his hand while speaking?


Parkinson's?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

218 Document wrangling. I hate document wrangling.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (nakwk)

219 When asked what I wear under my kilt I answer "Lipstick. And on a good day, multiple shades!"

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (axyOa)

220 >218
Document wrangling. I hate document wrangling.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (nakwk)


Keep your heels down.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (sjdRT)

221 My first baby turns 32 in January.

*sigh*

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (RU4sa)

That moment you fully realize that you're the youngest person on this web site....

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (w2LAm)

222 BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (jPsiL)


Wasn't that a character in The Flintstones?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Deinstitutionalization is what got us here.

Posted by: Desultory joe at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (L9P9s)

224 At the last Kirkin' of the Tartans our church was allowed to have, we had some men from the St. Andrews Society in kilts.

I was seated opposite them (semi-circular seating down front), and two of them were commando. Not even trying to cover up. Ugh.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

225 Jesus wore a dress.

Yeah, well those fags ain't Jesus. Not even close.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (xfb67)

226 208 180 You know why the Scots wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from 100 yards.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)

I laughed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)

Scotland. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (nakwk)

227 My youngest turned 33 yesterday.

I've been married my entire life.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (yQpMk)

228 My friend I don't know where you been, but I see you won first prize!



Anyone remember that song?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (ySQBZ)

229 198
"you either suck cock, or you do not suck cock"

Posted by: Back in the Day Andrew Dice Clay at November 19, 2020 04:41 PM (eZqDy)

There are three types of people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktopv=y2GwrR-4Q9E

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

230 Did we always have so many nucking futs people, and social media simply gave them a megaphone?

Posted by: Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (8YFRI)

231 You just can't get away with saying "poof-dah" any longer.

Especially because I thought it was always pooftah.

"Oh, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant..."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (Clxcy)

232 Moron Robbie: "So they didn't have to stop to relieve themselves in battle. No joke."

They were that scared? Should've sent in the French.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (HhXSr)

233 226 208 180 You know why the Scots wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from 100 yards.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (xfb67)

I laughed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (ifmtJ)

Scotland. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (nakwk)

I laughed again

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (ifmtJ)

234 the Dallas Halloween in the 70's and 80's

was totally unchartable

a 2 day non stop party

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (R3uW8)

235 228 My friend I don't know where you been, but I see you won first prize!



Anyone remember that song?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (ySQBZ)

Doctor Demento!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (ifmtJ)

236 My oldest is 42, probably older than a lot of you here, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (PisyI)

237 The fact that you think that you can judge someone like this. Clothing does NOT determine the strength of an man and if he's manly or not the man is comfortable in his own skin that's all that matters! TPWK

That so needs to be wrapped up in some version of the Lumberjack Song.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (Clxcy)

238 It looks like uMatrix isn't being developed any more which is sad.

I had a cool addon with my Dissenter browser (basically reskinned Brave with a bunch of security addons) that let you download video from anywhere, even Youtube. Eventually they got attacked and banned because people were -- get this -- downloading video from places like Youtube.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (KZzsI)

239 My eldest turns 34 in a couple weeks. I'm just as 29 as SMH.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (sjdRT)


My son, who really is the sweetest human being on the planet, if you ask him how old he is (I'm throwing out a random number here) will say "twenty-two."

In his own verbalizing, you can make out what he's saying, but just barely.

But then you ask him how old his dad (me) is, and he'll say "twenty-three."

Then turn to MY mother, and ask him how old she is, and he'll say "twenty-four."

That's right, buddy, she's 24.

Freaks my mother out too, she has such a hard time wrapping her head around the math.

Come on, mom. Just go with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (hku12)

240 Wasn't that a character in The Flintstones?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect


are you taunting me?
because it seems like you are taunting me.

Posted by: nurse ratched, watching the left clutch their pearls at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

241 "Oh, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant..."
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (Clxcy)
++++++++++++
"Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (hYcqw)

242 87 I don't care if a guy wants to wear a kilt or whatever, but make it a MAN'S dress. Women wear mannish clothes, but they are designed for women, not just her taking a suit off the rack.

Dresses used to be the standard 3000 years ago. There's nothing unmanly about the concept of wearing something as a wrap rather than carefully fitted, but make it something MEN WOULD WEAR.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KZzsI)



Yeah, like this simple sleeveless, knee-length, dress with an embroidered hem, accompanied by a wide golden belt:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2tbxovn

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2020 04:47 PM (AMIL/)

243
My stepdaughter turned 40 on October 31st. Her Majesty hasn't spoken to her or seen her grandchildren in years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:47 PM (mht8P)

244 Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (hYcqw)





If you're not comfortable in your own skin there's always alternatives.

Posted by: Jame Gumb AKA Buffalo Bill at November 19, 2020 04:42 PM (l6b3d)


Word!

Posted by: Ed Gein at November 19, 2020 04:47 PM (bPRRt)

245 Had a friend (deceased..R.I.P) who was a bagpiper and wore a kilt.

Another friend was telling me about seeing him down by the boat launch wearing his kilt and playing his bagpipes. Told me, "I didn't know whether to fight him or fuck him".

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I'll destroy you at November 19, 2020 04:47 PM (64C2+)

246 Document wrangling. I hate document wrangling.

Better than a cow.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 19, 2020 04:47 PM (nxdel)

247 214
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:34 PM (5gojj)



I was in Scotland last century and saw a kilt for sale w/ the family colors. I passed due to the price.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:35 PM (ynpvh)



...



I do not have anything in my family's tartan because--how do I put this delicately?--my family's tartan is hideous.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)
I eventually got my Dad a plaque with the family tartan on it.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (ynpvh)

248 Demonic....and demented. Pray. This is truly the work of demons.

Seriously pray. These people are possessed.

Posted by: USNtakim
====
The diabolic nature is easy to see.

Once you get your own mind right.

Its like that movie where the sunglasses made you able to see through the aliens disguise. Shocking.

Actually, some days, I wish I could take those "sunglasses" off again because its a bit overwhelming.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (FvI1O)

Thanks for the warning, you guys. I'm not watching that.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (5FCda)

249 168 Demonic....and demented. Pray. This is truly the work of demons.


Seriously pray. These people are possessed.


Posted by: USNtakim
====

Yes, that we have at least 10 good.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (MkuC5)

250 Christopher Taylor: There's a command line program that lets you download video, it's all python, so if you have python on your computer you should be good...

They've been struggling with all the format changes and simultaneous DCMA takedown requests on Github but they seem to be soldiering on.

Look up youtube-dl.org

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (Clxcy)

251 Especially because I thought it was always pooftah.

Its "poofter" but with a British accent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

252 241 "Oh, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant..."
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (Clxcy)
++++++++++++
"Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (hYcqw)

David Hume could outconsume Schopenauer and Hegel

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (nakwk)

253 I think I figured out why (the formerly unknown) Thom Nichols (among others) went lefty.

He vaunts himself as an "expert". And lefties actually want to create a society which gives experts their "due", because it's ruled by "experts".

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (FYe3W)

254 Deinstitutionalization is what got us here.

-

Yep. JFK started it, then LBJ (both with D controlled Congress) drove the nail in the coffin when Medicare/Medicaid dollars were restricted from being used in mental hospitals housing more than X people.

THAT'S why folks are scared to let their kids walk to school these days, btw. They're helicopter parents because Democrats literally forced crazy people onto the streets of every community all around the country.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (k1L5r)

255 Do that within my reach.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (buTO7)

256 They were that scared? Should've sent in the French.
================
In WWI, the krauts called the Black Watch regiment "the ladies from hell." They just didn't stop killing.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (5gojj)

257 252
241 "Oh, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant..."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (Clxcy)

++++++++++++

"Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (hYcqw)



David Hume could outconsume Schopenauer and Hegel

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (nakwk)

Waiter....I don't think I like this conversation.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (bPRRt)

258 Document wrangling. I hate document wrangling.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (nakwk)
++++++++++++++
Could I interest you in a world-class end-to-end document control system? We promise we won't hold it against you if you cheap out on implementation and controls and thus turn it into a disaster that makes everything worse - after all, it's what a vast majority of your fellow customers do!

Posted by: Xerox at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (hYcqw)

259 Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)
I eventually got my Dad a plaque with the family tartan on it.

Must be a big plaque.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I'll destroy you at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (64C2+)

260 So I'm reading that Sleepy Joe is complaining his transition team is not getting briefed by the Covid task force, saying it could delay distribution.

Bologny.

The hard work has been done. All you have to do Joe, if you should take office, is stay out of the way and let the plan work. Don't "F" it up.

What he really wants is take credit for the distribution and killing the virus.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (G0vdT)

261 Takes throwing the paint filled brush on the floor and saying that you are tired of the overly critical criticism and if they think they can do better, chop chop.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (0mP7b)


Ask me how I know you are not married to a Latina.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (ZfRYq)

262 On topic:
https://youtu.be/yKFaGDrOfrI?t=14

Goodbye Horses.

You know you're thinking it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (ifmtJ)

263 Eventually they got attacked and banned because people were -- get this -- downloading video from places like Youtube.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (KZzsI)

--

I know it's another step, but jdownloader just needs you to copy the URL and it will grab it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (k1L5r)

264 246 Document wrangling. I hate document wrangling.

Better than a cow.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 19, 2020 04:47 PM (nxdel)

Eh. Both involve copious amounts of bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (nakwk)

265 224 At the last Kirkin' of the Tartans our church was allowed to have, we had some men from the St. Andrews Society in kilts.

I was seated opposite them (semi-circular seating down front), and two of them were commando. Not even trying to cover up. Ugh.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 04:44 PM (ptqGC)


I went to a St. Andrews Society Ball in Hong Kong back when I was a wee lass. Oh. My. Goodness.

Posted by: Moki at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (+X9Vs)

266 My stepdaughter turned 40 on October 31st. Her Majesty hasn't spoken to her or seen her grandchildren in years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:47 PM (mht8P)

---

The hub has a son who refuses to see him.

Been this way for...decades.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (RU4sa)

267 Especially because I thought it was always pooftah.

Its "poofter" but with a British accent
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Isn't pooftah a Maine accent?

Like wicked pissah?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (0mP7b)

268 This is why younger women are looking for older men rather then idiots from their generation.

Posted by: James at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (nOJDr)

269 Thigh holsters work well with kilts.
Posted by: Joe Blowme at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (jEe3N)
......

So do thongs.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

270 There's a command line program that lets you download video, it's all python, so if you have python on your computer you should be good...

Yeah probably, I rarely used it, but it was nice to have. Let you download just audio too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

271 >> Jesus wore a dress


but not haute couture

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (bDqIh)

272 BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM

Blamor. The Brits spell it blamour.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 19, 2020 04:51 PM (mNhhD)

273 As long as you aren't too shy to perform the drawstoke!

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at November 19, 2020 04:51 PM (MkuC5)

274
are you taunting me?
because it seems like you are taunting me.
Posted by: nurse ratched, watching the left clutch their pearls at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (W2Pud)


Now, Would I do that?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 19, 2020 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

275 This is why younger women are looking for older men rather then idiots from their generation.
Posted by: James at November 19, 2020 04:50 PM (nOJDr)
++++++++++++
Give them my number please, for certain values of younger and older.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:51 PM (hYcqw)

276 > make it something MEN WOULD WEAR.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /File:Louis_XIV_of_France.jpg

(remove space)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2020 04:51 PM (VikfB)

277 Isn't pooftah a Maine accent?

"Say it! Say Chowdah!"
--thinly disguised Ted Kennedy on The Simpsons

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

278 Chris, no, I was making a joke about obvious lies on the internet. Tucker Torpedos hit the market about 40 years before I was born and they only ever made like 49 of them.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 04:51 PM (icI8A)

279 day or so back, New Sec Def announced that the civilian leadership of spec force teams report directly to him, not to mil chain.

So um, why is there a civilian leadership of spec force teams? (foreign jurisdiction - extradition teams? ie lawyers tasking them) And now the generals are out of the loop.

And the timing . . . interesting times people interesting times.

Stock up.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (oAjFm)

280 Yo Joe.............. what goes around comes around !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (nOJDr)

281 257 252
241 "Oh, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant..."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 19, 2020 04:45 PM (Clxcy)

++++++++++++

"Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 04:46 PM (hYcqw)



David Hume could outconsume Schopenauer and Hegel

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 04:48 PM (nakwk)

Waiter....I don't think I like this conversation.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (bPRRt)

Were you looking for an arguement?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

282 My husband asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told him, and he gave me his card.

Simple.

Should be here for my birthday.
Posted by: SMH

Are ya gonna wear the card until it comes ?

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (arJlL)

283 I give you...

Dread Zeppelin

https://youtu.be/VPCKDFEkAAw
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (nF6gq)

I saw Dread Zeppelin open...for Dread Zeppelin at the Coach House in 2012

Posted by: President Elect DitkaCA at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (kVjCi)

284 (remove space)

I said men, not fruity French kings!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

285

Scot's Bluff - a limerick

The bowlegged Scotsman MacGlease
Had a wind tunnel blow 'twixt his knees
It seems that his kilt
Had a definite tilt
His privates had caught a stiff breeze!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (m45I2)

286 215 Rodrigo Borgia: "Sydney Powell: server has been seized by U.S. forces in Germany."

As long as it's not the FBI doing the seizing, this might be fruitful.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (HhXSr)

Didn't see the conference, but I heard she followed that with that she wasn't sure whether it was by good guys or bad guys.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (jK8Z7)

287 259
Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)

I eventually got my Dad a plaque with the family tartan on it.



Must be a big plaque.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I'll destroy you at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (64C2+)
Something like this: https://tinyurl.com/y43lv6l2

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (ynpvh)

288 Chris, no, I was making a joke about obvious lies on the internet. Tucker Torpedos hit the market about 40 years before I was born and they only ever made like 49 of them.

Bummer would have been cool to know someone at least who had one. They're worth like... literally millions now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

289 87 I don't care if a guy wants to wear a kilt or whatever, but make it a MAN'S dress. Women wear mannish clothes, but they are designed for women, not just her taking a suit off the rack.

Dresses used to be the standard 3000 years ago. There's nothing unmanly about the concept of wearing something as a wrap rather than carefully fitted, but make it something MEN WOULD WEAR.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KZzsI)


3000? Try 1000. Here's Shadiversity talking about men wearing dresses in the Middle Ages. I think he mentions in a later one of his videos that the dress he is wearing for this is actually his wife's dress. But it is a medieval style dress and so it works for that time period and reenactment. He's not dressing up like a queen at a feast.


https://youtu.be/lGKknZgnVJ0

Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2020 04:54 PM (G2zl5)

290 Sometimes I'm miserable at being unemployed.

And sometimes I'm happy I am.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

But. I've never felt like a legume.

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2020 04:54 PM (arJlL)

291 My Scottish Crest is interesting. And no it's not Two Dogs Screwing, Rampant, contrary to popular rumor.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (bCLt0)

292 Seems like every soldier I see on tv has jump wings on their uniform. Is everyone Airborne these days?

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (+ya+t)

293 279 day or so back, New Sec Def announced that the civilian leadership of spec force teams report directly to him, not to mil chain.

So um, why is there a civilian leadership of spec force teams? (foreign jurisdiction - extradition teams? ie lawyers tasking them) And now the generals are out of the loop.

And the timing . . . interesting times people interesting times.

Stock up.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (oAjFm)

The timing makes me hopeful, in case the 4th box is called for in the next two months.

But there's civilian oversight for all branches. This puts spec ops into direct authority of the President/Sec Def without having to go through layers of bureaucracy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (ifmtJ)

294 ooof. even newsmax is cutting away from dr dystopian birx.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (O68gH)

295 manly kilt:

https://tinyurl.com/y6ltcpwr

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

296 Takes throwing the paint filled brush on the floor and saying that
you are tired of the overly critical criticism and if they think they
can do better, chop chop.



Posted by: rickb223


I am not saying that I have dumped dinner on the floor because of her constant Goldilocks bitching about the meat temperature, shape, quality, spices and smell and then announced that another meal will be arriving in around 12 hours...

But I am not saying that I haven't.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (3P/5p)

297 Waiter....I don't think I like this conversation.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 19, 2020 04:49 PM (bPRRt)

Were you looking for an arguement?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

--------

I'm terribly sorry, this is abuse!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (dfRN6)

298 292
Seems like every soldier I see on tv has jump wings on their uniform. Is everyone Airborne these days?


Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (+ya+t)

Only when pushed out of a plane.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

299
There was a quiz show where the MC asked a lady, "What is a sporran?" She replied, "Wait, I know! It's that thing covered in hair that hangs down between a Scotsman's legs!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:56 PM (mht8P)

300 Imma get a medal with a drop cord on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:56 PM (k1L5r)

301 The guy in the video...He seems nice.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 19, 2020 04:56 PM (R5lpX)

302 279 day or so back, New Sec Def announced that the civilian leadership of spec force teams report directly to him, not to mil chain.

So um, why is there a civilian leadership of spec force teams? (foreign jurisdiction - extradition teams? ie lawyers tasking them) And now the generals are out of the loop.

And the timing . . . interesting times people interesting times.

Stock up.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 04:52 PM (oAjFm)


Unrelated. Basically, it makes Ezra Cohen-Watnick equivalent to a service secretary (Army, Navy, etc.) in reporting directly to the SECDEF instead of to the Undersecretary of Defense for Policy, which is where the ASD-SOLIC previously reported. The concern was that a lot of what came from ASD-SOLIC got lost in the USDP bureaucracy. This has nothing to do with the operational chain of command, because ASD-SOLIC isn't in it. The ASD-SOLIC is responsible for things like budgets and bases used by Special Operations forces and longer term things like recruiting and training, but he doesn't have any say in how the forces are used.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (jK8Z7)

303 299


There was a quiz show where the MC asked a lady, "What is a
sporran?" She replied, "Wait, I know! It's that thing covered in hair
that hangs down between a Scotsman's legs!"



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:56 PM (mht8P)

LOL. At least it isn't a little thing.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

304 William Wallace wore a tunic, not a kilt.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) reminds you at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

305 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (dfRN6)

Hey, did you get your answer about the Four Boxes?

I missed your question this morning.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (ifmtJ)

306 Seems like every soldier I see on tv has jump wings on their uniform. Is everyone Airborne these days?


Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (+ya+t)

Only when pushed out of a plane.
Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

---

This made me laugh way more than it should...

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (RU4sa)

307 Scarf Queen has returned?


Is there another Coronavirus Fan Club Presser in progress?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (3P/5p)

308 "Jesus wore a dress".

I marvel at the stupidity of a person who can't tell the difference between a robe and a dress.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (3VGQ8)

309 The diabolic nature is easy to see.

Once you get your own mind right.

It's like that movie where the sunglasses made you able to see through the aliens disguise. Shocking.

Actually, some days, I wish I could take those "sunglasses" off again because its a bit overwhelming.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 04:39 PM (FvI1O)

---
It seems to be that way because one time Man didn't have a lot of theories on how to better organize things than Might Makes Right. So we had *rulers*.

Then through the Enlightenment, the (I believe Christian) idea of leveling spread into our governments.

But, we went through a Church Age with Might Makes You Unable to Claim You're Right.

Now, we've come out the other side of the modern age, and we're somewhat back there.

• I'm right, so I'm not listening to you
• I have the power, so I don't have to listen to you.
• You don't deserve the modicum of power you have because YOU'RE WRONG--and DANGEROUS!!
• You will be controlled by People Who Know for the benefit of everyone.

Of course, they had also better agree that it is to their good. The Experts have spoken!

This is the pattern we are seeing. I do not think it is a "religion". It is the same authority structure by which authoritarians, using the First Principle of God, set up to control behavior.

As long as you have the might to pronounce yourselves right, you don't have to take the criticism that you advocate Might Makes Right, because you don't. You are simply Right. And secure with the Western Tradition that it is the good ideas that benefit humanity.

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2020 04:58 PM (FYe3W)

310 >>day or so back, New Sec Def announced that the civilian leadership of spec force teams report directly to him, not to mil chain.

>>So um, why is there a civilian leadership of spec force teams? (foreign jurisdiction - extradition teams? ie lawyers tasking them) And now the generals are out of the loop.

>>And the timing . . . interesting times people interesting times.

>>Stock up.

Also interesting is the new Acting Undersecretary of Defense for Intelligence Ezra Cohen-Watnick.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2020 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

311 They're pretty much all in museums or private ownership - I believe there's one missing, which would be a holy grail find.

The Smithsonian has one because the U.S. Marshalls busted somebody running drugs out of it (definite Genius Award winner - use one of the rarest cars in existence to sell drugs) and when they repo'd it they donated it to the museum.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 04:58 PM (icI8A)

312 Brave Sir Robin: "In WWI, the krauts called the Black Watch regiment 'the ladies from hell.' They just didn't stop killing."

Is there anything the HQ doesn't know?

I mean besides "Proper Shelving Practices"?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2020 04:58 PM (HhXSr)

313
I give you...

Dread Zeppelin

https://youtu.be/VPCKDFEkAAw
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:32 PM (nF6gq)

I saw Dread Zeppelin open...for Dread Zeppelin at the Coach House in 2012
Posted by: President Elect DitkaCA



I'd never guess Elvis would go so well with Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 04:58 PM (nF6gq)

314 305 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (dfRN6)

Hey, did you get your answer about the Four Boxes?

I missed your question this morning.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (ifmtJ)

------

Horde Mind was quick with the illumination.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 19, 2020 04:58 PM (dfRN6)

315 "Jesus wore a dress".

I marvel at the stupidity of a person who can't tell the difference between a robe and a dress.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken

-

Go easy on them. They also don't know what is in a human woman's womb when she's pregnant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM (k1L5r)

316
I'm worried about this:

David Atkins
@DavidOAtkins
No seriously...how *do* you deprogram 75 million people? Where do you start? Fox? Facebook?

We have to start thinking in terms of post-WWII Germany or Japan. Or the failures of Reconstruction in the South.
7:11 PM · Nov 17, 2020 Twitter for Android

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM (G51Gf)

317 My stepdaughter turned 40 on October 31st. Her Majesty hasn't spoken to her or seen her grandchildren in years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 04:47 PM (mht8P)
I have two stepsons, both are married. I have had no communication with one of the families since my wife, his mother, died almost 3 years ago.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM (lgiXo)

318 Seems like every soldier I see on tv has jump wings on their uniform. Is everyone Airborne these days?
===================
Yeah, part of the signing bonus. They're all spec/op too, you get the beret on the first day of basic.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM (5gojj)

319 Was it The Newlyweds television game show that asked a bride where was the most exotic place you made love?
Answer: "that'd have to be up the butt, Bob".

Posted by: Banned at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM (2+7Zl)

320 William Wallace wore a tunic, not a kilt

Yeah apparently a lot of Braveheart was historically, er, creative. Like the final battle he wins, they fought the British over a bridge at Sterling, which choked off the Brits superior numbers and troops, making it easier for the Scots. But Gibson pointed out this made things awkward and the historical consultant said "yes, the British thought so too."

I don't watch that kind of movie for its historical perfection though, just the entertainment and heroism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

321
I marvel at the stupidity of a person who can't tell the difference between a robe and a dress.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (3VGQ



Come on, they can't even tell the difference between a woman and a twisted freak.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (oVJmc)

322 Thanx for the Rudi press conference. My mood has been sinking all week. It really cheered me up.

Maybe, just maybe, there's hope.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (7X3UV)

323 And all of the single women I know wonder why they can't find a real man...

Posted by: iandeal at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (vgGyZ)

324 308
"Jesus wore a dress".



I marvel at the stupidity of a person who can't tell the difference between a robe and a dress.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (3VGQ

Same kind of person that thinks someone with a dick is a woman, apparently.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (ynpvh)

325 >>This is why younger women are looking for older men rather then idiots from their generation.


This is a crazy phenomenon and I for one am extremely thankful to live in such times.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (NdhcO)

326 Blamor. The Brits spell it blamour.
Posted by: JuJuBee


I like those Western shoot-'em-up novels by Louis B'lamour.

Posted by: Vicarious Miklos at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (QzkSJ)

327 @DavidOAtkins
No seriously...how *do* you deprogram 75 million people? Where do you start? Fox? Facebook?

-

People who THEY disagree with politically require deprogramming.

I'm not sure how that works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 05:01 PM (k1L5r)

328 I'd never guess Elvis would go so well with Led Zeppelin.

Dred Zeppelin is great, we have a couple of their discs. They're both funny and talented, worth the listen. Its obviously a goof but they're really good at it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

329 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM (G51Gf)

Be worried.
But don't be afraid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:01 PM (ifmtJ)

330
This is a crazy phenomenon and I for one am extremely thankful to live in such times.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (NdhcO)

_________

They said younger women.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 05:02 PM (mht8P)

331

out of the blue

Perino and Rove's meltdown?
Circling the Bush wagon.
And, shhhh, cannot mention Soros on Fox anymore.

The guilt is oozing out of Fox News now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2020 05:02 PM (sfhL4)

332 It's a lot easier to take Bugs Bunny in a dress seriously than it is some dude smugglying produce with stubble growing through his pancake makeup.

"He's not in here!"

"He's not in here!"

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2020 05:02 PM (NdhcO)

333 323 And all of the single women I know wonder why they can't find a real man...
Posted by: iandeal at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (vgGyZ)

https://youtu.be/0wsTogFALXg

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:03 PM (ifmtJ)

334 Was it The Newlyweds television game show that asked a bride where was the most exotic place you made love?
Answer: "that'd have to be up the butt, Bob".

Posted by: Banned at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM (2+7Zl)

--

Or the obvious answer to the Wheel of Fortune puzzle

__UCK __E IN
THE A__ TONIGHT

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 05:03 PM (k1L5r)

335

Glad you did not show the pictures of the men in dresses. I saw a couple. Hideous.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2020 05:03 PM (sfhL4)

336 This is why younger women are looking for older men rather then idiots from their generation.



Worked out quite well after my divorce.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 19, 2020 05:03 PM (V00Vf)

337 Michigan senate leader calls for audit of the vote after everything that happened over the past couple nights.

"Calls for" doesn't mean it'll happen but it's a positive step.

A big part of the GOPe and their lack of support for Trump is not that they are Never Trumpers (thats some of them for sure). It's that they know following Trump puts them against the media cartel and against the "narrative of normalcy" that liberals want to foist upon us.

It stands to reason then that the more people side with Trump, the easier it will be for others to do so as well.

Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 05:03 PM (ksPsw)

338 What do I wear under my kilt? Your mother's lipstick.

Posted by: A Scot at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (kTF2Z)

339 Off old dude sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (V00Vf)

340

Remember, Epstein, painting, Bill Clinton in a dress and heels.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (sfhL4)

341 334
Was it The Newlyweds television game show that asked a bride where was the most exotic place you made love?

Answer: "that'd have to be up the butt, Bob".



Posted by: Banned at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM (2+7Zl)



--



Or the obvious answer to the Wheel of Fortune puzzle



__UCK __E IN

THE A__ TONIGHT

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at November 19, 2020 05:03 PM (k1L5r)

Sinatra!

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (ynpvh)

342 Seems like every soldier I see on tv has jump wings on their uniform. Is everyone Airborne these days?


Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (+ya+t)

Only when pushed out of a plane.
Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

---

This made me laugh way more than it should...
Posted by: SMH


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (0mP7b)

343 This is why younger women are looking for older men rather then idiots from their generation.
-----------------

This is a crazy phenomenon and I for one am extremely thankful to live in such times.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2020 05:00 PM (NdhcO)


This is why I don't go to my high school reunions. Always a risk I'm gonna show up with someone's granddaughter as my date, and that might be a bit awkward.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (hku12)

344
Everyone seems to be proud to be Scottish, as long as they don't actually have to live there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (mht8P)

345 "Jesus wore a dress".

I marvel at the stupidity of a person who can't tell the difference between a robe and a dress.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 19, 2020 04:57 PM (3VGQ
---
Not telling the difference is one of the most practiced features of progressives.

The Deprogrammer guy said that the conservosphere was "indistinguishable" from cult programming.

Despite that cults normally have grounds and people to keep you on them. And a media sphere is out there to pick up and put down as you will.

They're just bad at telling the difference when they want to put something into the same taboo category as an established taboo.

That's why everything is "denier" these days. They got everybody to agree that "Holocaust denial" was some fatal sin, now everything is cast as x-denial.

Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (FYe3W)

346 Jesus wore a dress".

I marvel at the stupidity of a person who can't tell the difference between a robe and a dress.
====
I wasn't there but . . .

I 'm virtually certain that nobody thought he, or any other guy dressed like him at the time was wearing womens clothes, or making an attempt to simulate or pass himself off as being a woman. Unlike what you see today. Just because the style of dress at the time was robes, there were differences in how they wore those clothes and covered their heads etc that made it clear who was male and who was female.

Twitter is an intellectual black hole. Any intelligence near it gets sucked into a maelstrom of stupidity, spaghettified, and trapped in darkness, forever.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (6pP5r)

347 Fauci's up

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 05:05 PM (CZm2G)

348 BTW, I highly recommend that all follow the instructions on switching to Duck Duck Go. I did a few years ago. While, frankly, I do think that Google advanced search was better, I'm not sure that's true anymore. It's been a few years.

The one thing I haven't been able to do is to remove Goolag from my browsers entirely.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2020 05:05 PM (7X3UV)

349 338 What do I wear under my kilt? Your mother's lipstick.
Posted by: A Scot at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (kTF2Z)

RIP
Sean Connery and Alex Trebek

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:05 PM (ifmtJ)

350 338
What do I wear under my kilt? Your mother's lipstick.

Posted by: A Scot at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (kTF2Z)

What is "Things Sean Connery Would Say" for $300?

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 05:05 PM (ynpvh)

351 BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:38 PM (jPsiL)


Huh. Summed up my feelings perfectly.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 05:05 PM (z79tQ)

352 This made me laugh way more than it should...
Posted by: SMH


*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223

Seconded

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2020 05:05 PM (arJlL)

353 Hey, more power to these assholes. If it wasn't for homos and these metro-sexual half-a-fag soy boys I wouldn't have so many women to choose from including their wives that are out at wine bars on ladies night. The same for their girlfriends too.

I'm not for this decline in society, but I've sure as hell adapted to it.

Posted by: JROD at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (0jZnq)

354 Dobbs on FBN teasing Candace Owens appearance on his show currently on, probably towards the end of the hour.

Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (NiXyF)

355
brand new JP video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USxim7iymBg

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (nF6gq)

356
The only thing I want to hear from Fauci is his resignation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (mht8P)

357 344
Everyone seems to be proud to be Scottish, as long as they don't actually have to live there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (mht8P)

Yeah, the smart ones left.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (bCLt0)

358
The one thing I haven't been able to do is to remove Goolag from my browsers entirely.



Do you realize how many sites use scripts that are Google's?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

359 Here we go with the idiotic corona press conferences. That idiot Fauci is talking now. They are going to try and shut the whole country down before the end of the year until 2022.

We are all in this together, again.


Hopefully they get some new idiotic slogans.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2020 05:07 PM (MxEKc)

360 356
The only thing I want to hear from Fauci is his resignation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (mht8P)

You are too kind, sir. A gentleman.

I want to hear him choking on his own blood as he tries to cover a sucking chest wound.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:07 PM (ifmtJ)

361 Was it The Newlyweds television game show that asked a bride where was the most exotic place you made love?
Answer: "that'd have to be up the butt, Bob".

Posted by: Banned at November 19, 2020 04:59 PM ===============
This needs to be corrected::
"Where was the most unusual place you've made whoopie?"
"WellBob, I'd have to say in the butt."
Phrasing matters.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2020 05:07 PM (5gojj)

362 Oh look. Chris Krebs has thoughts:

"That press conference was the most dangerous 1 hr 45 minutes of television in American history. And possibly the craziest. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're lucky."

You mad bro?

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 19, 2020 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

363 Majority of US voters (52%-33%) want Special Counsel to investigate Biden's dealings with China and Ukraine. "What is stunning is that 32% of Democrats support the idea."

Posted by: Kamala must be happy at November 19, 2020 05:07 PM (BBWrU)

364 The only thing I want to hear from Fauci is his resignation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (mht8P)


Death. Rattle.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:07 PM (hku12)

365 Seems like every soldier I see on tv has jump wings on their uniform. Is everyone Airborne these days?


Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (+ya+t)

Only when pushed out of a plane.
Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

---

This made me laugh way more than it should...
Posted by: SMH


*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (0mP7b)


Takes five pushes to get the wings.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (axyOa)

366 @325 garrett-Damn straight. Some of these younger girls, especially single-mothers, its like shooting fish in a barrel.

Posted by: JROD at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (0jZnq)

367 What do I wear under my kilt? Your mother's lipstick.
Posted by: A Scot


You missed a perfect sock opportunity.

What do I wear under my kilt? Your mother's lipstick, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (0mP7b)

368 The only thing I want to hear from Fauci is his resignation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Let the bodies hit the floor!

Let the bodies hit the floor!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (ZCiJZ)

369 344


Everyone seems to be proud to be Scottish, as long as they don't actually have to live there.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (mht8P)

I was born HERE, and I'm just a sliver Scottish on my Dad's side. Why would I want to move to Scotland when it's filled with folks that vote against their own best interests, have no freedom of speech, have no 2nd amendment? There were damned good reasons my Dad's ancestors left Scotland a couple of hundred years ago, and I'm sure the story is the same for many a Scott living here in the States.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (ynpvh)

370 Yeah, part of the signing bonus. They're all spec/op too, you get the beret on the first day of basic.

Makes me wonder about some of these generals that turned on Trump.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (+ya+t)

371 The only thing I want to hear from Fauci is his resignation.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
====
Way way too hasty.

How about his screams as the feral hogs rip out and then devour his entrails -- any interest in that?

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (6pP5r)

372 If you've eve watched Outlander, they show a pretty good look at Scottish environment and I wonder if it has chhanged all that much, at leastt in some areas.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (bCLt0)

373 That presser was really good today, too bad nobody will see it. The media have lost their minds.

Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (Up/Jb)

374 337 Michigan senate leader calls for audit of the vote after everything that happened over the past couple nights.

"Calls for" doesn't mean it'll happen but it's a positive step.
Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 05:03 PM (ksPsw)

It also will help that Sen. majority leader Shirkey and House speaker Chatfield are meeting with PDT, tomorrow I believe.

Posted by: clutch at November 19, 2020 05:09 PM (9UmRs)

375 "What is stunning is that 32% of Democrats support the idea."
Posted by: Kamala must be happy at November 19, 2020 05:07 PM (BBWrU)


I would look to your own nic. There are large swaths of voters who knew damn well they weren't voting for a Biden Presidency.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:09 PM (hku12)

376 The only thing I want to hear from Fauci is his resignation.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
====
Way way too hasty.

How about his screams as the feral hogs rip out and then devour his entrails -- any interest in that?
====

I do!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2020 05:09 PM (iydjf)

377 Democrats.

Where the women are women
and the men are too!

Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 05:09 PM (ksPsw)

378 Always a risk I'm gonna show up with someone's granddaughter as my date, and that might be a bit awkward.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (hku12)


My late brother met, dated and lived for 13 years with the daughter of one of his former classmates. By the way, he also "dated" the Mother in HS.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 19, 2020 05:10 PM (R5lpX)

379 373 That presser was really good today, too bad nobody will see it. The media have lost their minds.
Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2020 05:08 PM (Up/Jb)
-----------

They would of shown it if they thought it was a joke.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2020 05:10 PM (G0vdT)

380 Why do I always have issues getting stuff to load on my iphone?

Posted by: Jaimo at November 19, 2020 05:10 PM (NXGjq)

381 What is stunning is that 32% of Democrats support the idea."
---
Not really. When you consider that 32% of the also actually voted for Trump it makes perfect sense!

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 05:10 PM (xHbdZ)

382 Ugh. My reorg boots need better seals and waterproofing. The shit is starting to seep through.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 05:10 PM (hYcqw)

383 I got nuthin.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 19, 2020 05:11 PM (QTph0)

384 Chris: yes, youtube-dl will let you download audio separately if you so desire. Look it up and give it a shot.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 19, 2020 05:11 PM (Clxcy)

385 The only thing I want to hear from Fauci is his resignation.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
====
Way way too hasty.

How about his screams as the feral hogs rip out and then devour his entrails -- any interest in that?
====

I do!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy
---
I got dibs on the pay - per - view rights!

Posted by: Simplemind at November 19, 2020 05:11 PM (xHbdZ)

386 Theres a comic I just discoved(people making fun of it), its called lunarbaboon. Its the most woke discusting despressing thing ive ever seen, it came out that the dude who writes it is literally a cuck and has a comic of him and his wife in bed with another man. Anyways it reminds me of Jay and Jonah.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 19, 2020 05:11 PM (YlyPd)

387 377 Democrats.

Where the women are women
and the men are too!
Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 05:09 PM (ksPsw)

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 19, 2020 05:12 PM (QTph0)

388 The only thing I want to hear from Fauci is his resignation.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
====
Way way too hasty.

How about his screams as the feral hogs rip out and then devour his entrails -- any interest in that?
====

I do!
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2020 05:09 PM (iydjf)

***

So scratch him from the Servo 500 than?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:12 PM (axyOa)

389 377
Democrats.



Where the women are women

and the men are too!

Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 05:09 PM (ksPsw)

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

390 George Washington McLintock

:

I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.

I am going to start using this quote more and more...replacing bureaucrat with whatever.

Posted by: Paladin at November 19, 2020 05:12 PM (3YWub)

391 I just remembered, there are these things called Utili-Kilts, which aren't nearly as ghey as they sound:

"American Made Utility Kilts for Everyday Wear"

"An Alternative to Trousers"

https://utilikilts.com/

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 05:12 PM (BM2fS)

392
Smocks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 05:13 PM (nF6gq)

393 389
377

Democrats.





Where the women are women


and the men are too!



Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 05:09 PM (ksPsw)

Fixed it for you.


Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

Oops. not what I wanted. Try this: Where the women are women


and the men aretoo women!


Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 05:13 PM (ynpvh)

394 If you've eve watched Outlander, they show a pretty good look at Scottish environment and I wonder if it has chhanged all that much, at leastt in some areas.
Posted by: tubal


Family name and from what an uncle has found thru genealogical research, is that the family was originally from Wales, migrating to Scotland and Ireland before making their way to America.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 05:13 PM (0mP7b)

395 391 I just remembered, there are these things called Utili-Kilts, which aren't nearly as ghey as they sound:

"American Made Utility Kilts for Everyday Wear"

"An Alternative to Trousers"

https://utilikilts.com/
Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 05:12 PM (BM2fS)

Yup they have/had a store in downtown Seattle. Worked with guys who wore them.

I'm a Scandi, so not my thing, but I've seen worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:13 PM (ifmtJ)

396 The one thing I haven't been able to do is to remove Goolag from my browsers entirely.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 19, 2020 05:05 PM (7X3UV)
-------------

Big Tech and Political Manipulation _Robert-Epstein

https://tinyurl.com/yxjl4lad

Hillsdale College

He remarks to a lady who uses Google mail, chrome, and Google search engine that

Google has millions of pages of information/data on her.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 05:13 PM (CZm2G)

397 I just remembered, there are these things called Utili-Kilts, which aren't nearly as ghey as they sound:

"American Made Utility Kilts for Everyday Wear"

"An Alternative to Trousers"

https://utilikilts.com/
Posted by: Sharkman


If you don't have a family clan tartan, yeah, it's a skirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 05:14 PM (0mP7b)

398 Eeyore: "The one thing I haven't been able to do is to remove Goolag from my browsers entirely."

Now try to get webmasters not to use Goolag scripts and APIs. You know, all that "freeware" and development kits to "help you optimize your web presence and reach". It's like trying to take the ying out of their yang. So to speak.

Microsoft did that and got universally reamed. Goolag? Why, they're just good friends helping a guy out.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 19, 2020 05:15 PM (HhXSr)

399 Ugh. My reorg boots need better seals and waterproofing. The shit is starting to seep through.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Better get pro-active on that !

Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 19, 2020 05:15 PM (LPnfS)

400 Just had a funny thing happen. I was reading the Comments section this afternoon when my wife dragged me off to go shopping. Forgot to close the page. When I got home and fired up the laptop, literally the first thing I saw was "Karl Rove sucks."

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2020 05:15 PM (HgGBT)

401 It is easier to be a pussy than a dick.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 19, 2020 05:15 PM (haWye)

402 400
Just had a funny thing happen. I was reading the Comments section this
afternoon when my wife dragged me off to go shopping. Forgot to close
the page. When I got home and fired up the laptop, literally the first
thing I saw was "Karl Rove sucks."

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2020 05:15 PM (HgGBT)

There may also be some swallowing involved as well.

Posted by: jim at November 19, 2020 05:15 PM (ynpvh)

403 I got nuthin.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

*claps hands*

Gascoigne!

Bring Her Majesty her Sumthin!

Posted by: Asst. Deputy Chief Manservant Miklos Miklos at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (QzkSJ)

404 If you've eve watched Outlander, they show a pretty good look at Scottish environment and I wonder if it has chhanged all that much

I read somewhere that they've planted a lot of trees recently, so that might be different. Or maybe there used to be more and they were hacked down by the eeevil British.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

405 There are sadly many people who haven't read Romans 1:18-32 and realized God mean it... But they prove it every day...

Posted by: setnaffa at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (eaJqd)

406 Perino and Rove's meltdown?
Circling the Bush wagon.
And, shhhh, cannot mention Soros on Fox anymore.

The guilt is oozing out of Fox News now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2020 05:02 PM (sfhL4)

Paul "gang of 8" Ryan flop sweat.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (YkawN)

407 403 I got nuthin.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

*claps hands*

Gascoigne!

Bring Her Majesty her Sumthin!
Posted by: Asst. Deputy Chief Manservant Miklos Miklos at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (QzkSJ)

*grabs container of face sized spiders*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (ifmtJ)

408 David French and Jay Nordlinger are white racists. So glad Trump kicked their ass to the curb.

Posted by: demoncrat at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (hHeo4)

409 "Say it! Say Chowdah!"
--thinly disguised Ted Kennedy on The Simpsons
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

___

I love Quimby.

Best line he has is when a news report says the illiterate, corrupt, pot smoking mayor has done such and such. To which Quimby replies....errrr ah I am no longer illiterate.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (22mNy)

410 Always a risk I'm gonna show up with someone's granddaughter as my date, and that might be a bit awkward.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:04 PM (hku12)

My late brother met, dated and lived for 13 years with the daughter of one of his former classmates. By the way, he also "dated" the Mother in HS.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 19, 2020 05:10 PM (R5lpX)


Yikes! I was... eh, as they say, making an internet statement.

So... the obvious question... the woman he dated while they were in H.S., was SHE sure about who the father of her daughter was???

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:17 PM (hku12)

411 The left rushes in to call you evil, and demonstrate the best anecdotal proof possible of the original claim.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2020 05:17 PM (6F2Si)

412 For those so inclined there are kilts in different military patterns. I have my family pattern (from Ireland) and one in the Army plaid.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:18 PM (axyOa)

413 Dems outraised Reps 4.8 billion to 1.9 billion in federal races.

Posted by: GOPe: Shows you why we need more money! at November 19, 2020 05:18 PM (BBWrU)

414 Well, I must say I'm inspired for the future.

Posted by: brass pair at November 19, 2020 05:19 PM (L76ft)

415 401 It is easier to be a pussy than a dick.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 19, 2020 05:15 PM (haWye)

How so?

Posted by: clutch at November 19, 2020 05:19 PM (9UmRs)

416 Trump called one of the Wayne board members who got threatened into changing her vote to lend his support and make sure she was safe.

This man must win.

Posted by: Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me at November 19, 2020 05:20 PM (8YFRI)

417 Piffle. Men have been wearing dresses in seattle for 30 years.

Still don't care.

But they certainly aren't masculine.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 04:30 PM (jPsiL)


I used to go contra dancing in Portland and there were always one or two guys wearing billowy skirts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2020 05:20 PM (Kz3T7)

418 For those so inclined there are kilts in different military patterns. I have my family pattern (from Ireland) and one in the Army plaid.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:18 PM (axyOa)


The U.S. Army needs a highlander regiment.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2020 05:20 PM (Kz3T7)

419
Lady YD's grandma gut-shot her 2nd husband, in broad daylight, in the middle of the street, for banging one of her grown daughters on the side. Gotta be careful with that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2020 05:21 PM (BvLWD)

420 I read somewhere that they've planted a lot of trees recently, so that might be different. Or maybe there used to be more and they were hacked down by the eeevil British.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


https://reforestingscotland.org

Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 19, 2020 05:21 PM (LPnfS)

421
You've all heard about Cocksucker Cuomo's immature tirade, yesterday, yes?

Watching the idiot sign-language guy translate Cuomo's ranting is quite amusing.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 05:21 PM (nF6gq)

422 Dems outraised Reps 4.8 billion to 1.9 billion in federal races.

*******

Its easy to outraise the GOP-E when you got China and BLM funding 90% of the campaigns

Posted by: Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me at November 19, 2020 05:21 PM (8YFRI)

423 The U.S. Army needs a highlander regiment.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Gurkhas.

I want Gurkhas.

Posted by: Miklos Sahib at November 19, 2020 05:21 PM (QzkSJ)

424 It is easier to be a pussy than a dick.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 19, 2020 05:15 PM (haWye)

How so?
Posted by: clutch at November 19, 2020 05:19 PM (9UmRs)


You'll have to watch Team America to find out.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (hku12)

425 413
Hey Chyna is buying a country. It ain't cheap.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (Drr5h)

426 The U.S. Army needs a highlander regiment.

Who was that crazy Scots guy in WW2 with the claymore?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

427 The U.S. Army needs a highlander regiment.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2020 05:20 PM (Kz3T7)


That would be fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (axyOa)

428 Yeah, the smart ones left.
Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2020 05:06 PM (bCLt0

Along with any that were any good for anything at all. Scotland today is land of layabout drunks on disability, that's what made all the bleating about "independence" such a ridiculous joke. Seriously, somewhere around 20% of the populace is on full time disability, and half of the rest are old people on government pensions. Which leaves a minority of people who actually even try to do any kind of work on any given day, and with Covid it's just gotten worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)

429 You'll have to watch Team America to find out.

Isn't there a monologue in Snatch about that too, with Boris the Bullet Dodger?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

430 That would be fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (axyOa)


Make it a Guard unit out of Appalachia.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (Kz3T7)

431 413 Dems outraised Reps 4.8 billion to 1.9 billion in federal races.
Posted by: GOPe: Shows you why we need more money! at November 19, 2020 05:18 PM
~~~
Of course, they did. They had to buy off Big Tech.

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (Roy2Z)

432 406 Perino and Rove's meltdown?
Circling the Bush wagon.
And, shhhh, cannot mention Soros on Fox anymore.

...
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 19, 2020 05:16 PM (YkawN)
--------------

That's the day the mask came off completely.


Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (CZm2G)

433 Yup they have/had a store in downtown Seattle. Worked with guys who wore them.

I'm a Scandi, so not my thing, but I've seen worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns





I should add at least one to my Bug-Out List. Just to make sure I've got everything I need:

1. MG42 + 20 boxes of belts.

2. AR15 + 20K rounds.

3. Navy 1911 .45 cal. APC + 1K rounds.

4. 20 Claymore mines.

5. 1000 yards of concertina wire.

6. 500 pounds of beef jerky.

7. 20 x 100 pound bags of rice.

8. 100 pounds of freeze dried fruit (tropical selection).

9. 200 feet of copper tubing.

10. Medical kit containing copious amounts of antibiotics.

11. 2 cases of Jack Daniels (for medicinal purposes, of course).

12. Water purification tablets.

13. Army surplus duece and a half with 200 gallons of gas in 5 gallon jerry cans.

14. My buddy's cabin up on the Skykomish River in Washington state.

15. A dawg, preferably a black lab.

16. Bible.

17. Fishing gear.

18. My 3 Kids.

19. Machete, hatchet, pocket knife.

20. Ham radio.

21. Map of Washington state.

22. Utili-Kilt (The Survivor Model)

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (BM2fS)

434
Who was that crazy Scots guy in WW2 with the claymore?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Scots?

Jack Churchill.

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, of the Ancient and Honourable McMolnars at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (QzkSJ)

435 Elagabalus says we probably only got a couple centuries left for our Empire.

Posted by: Never Trust the Praetorian Guard at November 19, 2020 05:24 PM (BBWrU)

436 426 The U.S. Army needs a highlander regiment.

Who was that crazy Scots guy in WW2 with the claymore?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

Jack Churchill?

He got a longbow kill too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

437 ... the obvious question... the woman he dated while they were in H.S., was SHE sure about who the father of her daughter was???
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:17 PM (hku12)


Nah...the daughter wasn't old enough for that scenario.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 19, 2020 05:24 PM (R5lpX)

438 Ace is gonna leave us with a tranny thread all the way until ONT. Watch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

439 That seems really gay to me.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at November 19, 2020 05:24 PM (lRrON)

440 I want Gurkhas.

Posted by: Miklos Sahib at November 19, 2020 05:21
------------------------
Not sure what those are, but I prefer Gherkins. Go well with grilled cheese.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 19, 2020 05:24 PM (iEx0u)

441 You'll have to watch Team America to find out.
-------------
Isn't there a monologue in Snatch about that too, with Boris the Bullet Dodger?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)


Could be. I've watched that movie several times, and I'm not sure what anyone is saying most of the time.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (hku12)

442 Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (BM2fS)

I'm glad you included a Bible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (WkPC9)

443 Make it a Guard unit out of Appalachia.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (Kz3T7)


I was thinking the Montana Army National Guard. Lots of sheep there.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (axyOa)

444 You'll have to watch Team America to find out.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (hku12)

Oh, I thought Czech Chick meant that literally.

Posted by: clutch at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (9UmRs)

445 UPDATE: Michigan Republican House Speaker Lee Chatfield will not allow impeachment vote against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.

"Republicans are not the party of people who impeach just because they disagree with someone. We just saw that in Washington. We're not going to do that in the state of Michigan," Chatfield said. "It's not the right way to deal with this situation or this disagreement."

-----------------

Yeah. Taking the high road, all the way to the gulag.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (BJKQV)

446 He got a longbow kill too.

He was all that is man.

I thought it was Churchill but then I thought "no, wait, that was the British PM" and second guessed myself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

447 I read that pants took off when men needed to ride horses. Otherwise kilts provide convenience, amIright?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (9TdxA)

448 Why are all these white men terrorizing a black woman?

Posted by: reason at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (sPO/s)

449 Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (BM2fS)

Dude, what are you bugging out in? A 5 Ton?
That's a lot of kit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)

450
Pence: 100 million Moderna vaccinations ready to go.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 05:26 PM (nF6gq)

451 Make it a Guard unit out of Appalachia.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

The last Rising of the Clans was in Eastern North Carolina at the beginning of the Revolution.

The Highlanders were in against the Lowlanders, who supported the King.

Highlanders won.

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, of the Right Ancient and Honourable McMolnars at November 19, 2020 05:26 PM (QzkSJ)

452 People like Chris Krebs need the UV light of 10,000 suns shining up his ass for an investigation by each and every 3 letter agency there is.

If we had legitimate versions of them, anyways.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 19, 2020 05:26 PM (SScvq)

453 "Takes five pushes to get the wing."

I always wore my Air Assault wings over my Jump Wings. Way tougher school. Ruck marches, sling load tests, rappelling from UH-60s with full rucks. Good times.

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 19, 2020 05:26 PM (RKLPC)

454 ... the obvious question... the woman he dated while they were in H.S., was SHE sure about who the father of her daughter was???
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:17 PM (hku12)

Nah...the daughter wasn't old enough for that scenario.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 19, 2020 05:24 PM (R5lpX)


That's good.

I dated two sisters, one after the other. That's about as radical as I've gotten in my history.

Neither of them were all that happy when they found out about the other. Needless to say.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:26 PM (hku12)

455 Lady YD's grandma gut-shot her 2nd husband, in broad daylight, in the middle of the street, for banging one of her grown daughters on the side. Gotta be careful with that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2020 05:21 PM (BvLWD)
++++++++++
Damn. Did she get away with it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 05:27 PM (hYcqw)

456 Elagabalus says we probably only got a couple centuries left for our Empire.

Well if you want to get technical, it lasts about a thousand, but then they piss off the wrong swamp creature....

Posted by: Enrico Dandolo, Cryptid Doge at November 19, 2020 05:27 PM (Clxcy)

457 Gherkins are tough fighters, I've heard.

Posted by: tubal at November 19, 2020 05:27 PM (bCLt0)

458
UPDATE: Michigan Republican House Speaker Lee Chatfield will not allow impeachment vote against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.

"Republicans are not the party of people who impeach just because they disagree with someone. We just saw that in Washington. We're not going to do that in the state of Michigan," Chatfield said. "It's not the right way to deal with this situation or this disagreement."

-----------------

Yeah. Taking the high road, all the way to the gulag.
Posted by: 29Victor





Ah, the ol' It's Not Who We Are bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 05:27 PM (nF6gq)

459 The Huns (my people) invented trousers so they could ride horses while attacking the toga wearing heathens on the other side of the Danube.

Posted by: attila with the heartbreak of psoriasis at November 19, 2020 05:27 PM (w7KSn)

460 Imagine punching that stupid kid right in the nose. Guarantee he has no dad. And if he does, he needs a a broken shnoz too.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 19, 2020 05:27 PM (SScvq)

461 You'll have to watch Team America to find out.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:22 PM (hku12)

Oh, I thought Czech Chick meant that literally.
Posted by: clutch at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (9UmRs)


Possibly so. I'm only half paying attention here. Tossing out snark as the situation seems to call for.

It's always possible I'm interrupting a serious discussion.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2020 05:28 PM (hku12)

462 423 The U.S. Army needs a highlander regiment.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Gurkhas.

I want Gurkhas.
Posted by: Miklos Sahib at November 19, 2020 05:21 PM (QzkSJ)

There was 'wild talk' back in the 80's about forming a American Legion structured like the French Foreign Legion.

We should have done it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:28 PM (ifmtJ)

463
Honestly, I don't even get what this little dude is going for here.

I mean, if you're a raging tranny queen like him and you want to really bawl out the normies, you could at least ham it up, with lots of smacktalk and snapping your fingers in the air, etc. Show that *BITCH* Candace who she's messing with!

Make it fabulous.

This was just some maniac shrieking at his phone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2020 05:28 PM (BvLWD)

464 Republicans are not the party of people who impeach just because they disagree with someone.

*********

What a bunch of trannies

Posted by: Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me at November 19, 2020 05:28 PM (8YFRI)

465

NOOOOOD




noood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 05:28 PM (nF6gq)

466 I just remembered, there are these things called Utili-Kilts, which aren't nearly as ghey as they sound:

"American Made Utility Kilts for Everyday Wear"

"An Alternative to Trousers"

https://utilikilts.com/
Posted by: Sharkman


If you don't have a family clan tartan, yeah, it's a skirt.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2020 05:14 PM (0mP7b)


To be honest, I don't see how wearing a skirt is any different than wearing, say, a tunic with a belt. Or an ancient Egyptian shedyt.

When I was in grad school, there were days when I was home all day studying, and I'd wear a towel around my waist and a pair of sandals. Comfortable in the spring and summer when it was warm out.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2020 05:28 PM (Kz3T7)

467
Damn. Did she get away with it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 05:27 PM (hYcqw)

------

Got arrested. Dude didn't die, and they "declined to prosecute." Denver in the '70s, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2020 05:29 PM (BvLWD)

468 445 UPDATE: Michigan Republican House Speaker Lee Chatfield will not allow impeachment vote against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.

"Republicans are not the party of people who impeach just because they disagree with someone. We just saw that in Washington. We're not going to do that in the state of Michigan," Chatfield said. "It's not the right way to deal with this situation or this disagreement."

-----------------

Yeah. Taking the high road, all the way to the gulag.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 19, 2020 05:25 PM (BJKQV)

THat Fucking pussy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 19, 2020 05:29 PM (ifmtJ)

469 At this point, republicans running for office (especially in MI) need to just publish the $ amount at which they will sell out to the dems, china (spit), soros or any other POS lefty program.

Tell us the dollar amount up front. Because this shit is really getting old.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 19, 2020 05:30 PM (SScvq)

470 Shrink is trying to hypnotize the public.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 05:30 PM (CZm2G)

471 I always wore my Air Assault wings over my Jump Wings. Way tougher school. Ruck marches, sling load tests, rappelling from UH-60s with full rucks. Good times.

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 19, 2020 05:26 PM (RKLPC)


I never got a chance to do AA. I always thought it taught more than the Airborne School. Sling loading alone is a good thing to know.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:30 PM (axyOa)

472 Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 05:23 PM (BM2fS)

I'm glad you included a Bible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke




Should have been number one on the list.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 05:30 PM (BM2fS)

473 nood

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 19, 2020 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

474 This one said two words and you can tell he's queer as hell.
==============
You biiitch!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2020 05:31 PM (UDapT)

475 disclosetv 1h
BREAKING - Floyd County, #Georgia has just terminated their Election Director after the continuous stream of "discovered" ballots (FOX 5)

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 05:31 PM (CZm2G)

476
"Republicans are not the party of people who impeach just because they disagree with someone.



She's flouting the State Supreme Court, a-hole.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

477 I never got a chance to do AA. I always thought it taught more than the Airborne School. Sling loading alone is a good thing to know.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 05:30 PM (axyOa)


The hospital I was assigned to got a bunch of slots for AA school and gave them all to nurses and the like. Pissed me off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2020 05:32 PM (Kz3T7)

478 BREAKING - Floyd County, #Georgia has just terminated their Election Director after the continuous stream of "discovered" ballots (FOX 5)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 05:31 PM (CZm2G)


This is why you fight. The establishment GOP thinks it's unseemly, but if Trump had rolled over and accepted defeat, then this crap would be swept under the rug and these assholes would continue in their jobs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2020 05:34 PM (Kz3T7)

479 "I never got a chance to do AA. I always thought it taught more than the
Airborne School. Sling loading alone is a good thing to know."

Making sure your buddy knows how to use the static probe properly is a big plus! And no, Horde, that's not code.

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 19, 2020 05:34 PM (RKLPC)

480 George Floyd county??? What a PITA.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2020 05:37 PM (UDapT)

481 Dude, what are you bugging out in? A 5 Ton?
That's a lot of kit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns



Deuce and a half.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2020 05:43 PM (BM2fS)

482 Simplemind I'd go for that

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2020 05:54 PM (9sWOw)

483 Greetings:

I read elsewhere that the US Army (Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet) has more gynecologists than orthopedists.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 19, 2020 06:30 PM (evgyj)

484 Nice blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it
from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple adjustements would really make my
blog shine. Please let me know where you got your design. Thanks

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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat