Barack Obama's Third Autobiography: I Read Marx and Post-Modernists So I Could Chat Up "the Ethereal Bisexual Who Wore Mostly Black" on My Dorm Floor

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Jeff Goldberg writing abt Obama in The Atlantic: " A Promised Land is an unusual presidential memoir in many ways...unusually modern (this is the first presidential memoir, I believe, to use the term ethereal bisexual to describe an unrequited love interest)."

Here Obama's third autobiography describes his lifelong love affair with books, a love affair that was never actually evident in his life.

He did like filling out his brackets, though!


The Obama childhood is familiar territory by now (this is his third autobiographical work) and this time he says little about his four formative years in Indonesia, taking up the story on his return to Hawaii to live with his maternal grandparents. There are interesting reflections on the pivot point from easygoing teenage Barry, preoccupied with basketball and girls, to the serious man of destiny a transformation the former president says still has his high school friends wondering, "How the hell did that happen?"

The answer in part was an uneasiness in his own skin that itched to the point it could no longer be ignored. Obama described himself as being "from everywhere and nowhere at once, a combination of ill-fitting parts like a platypus or some imaginary beast".

He finds his cure in books, and pinpoints a Honolulu jumble sale, from which he walks away with a stack of secondhand finds that sparks an addiction. They become his companion, solace and guide, though he admits that, as with almost every undergraduate in history, some of his literary quests had mixed motives: he read Marx and Marcuse so he could talk to the "long-legged socialist" in his dorm, and Foucault and Woolf "for the ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black". Orders have surely been issued already in newsrooms around the country, for both women to be tracked down.

Woman?

Are you sure about that?

Would Amazon's facial recognition software recognize it as "female"?

I think this is what they call a "trial balloon," testing how Barry's Big Secret will play if it's ever revealed.

Obama's going to keep releasing autobiographies every year, isn't he?

He's going to be the first man to publish 22 autobiographies. It'll be like the MCU, but with a half-black bisexual socialist.

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (L106N)

2 What secret? That Obama is a flaming faggot?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 17, 2020 07:02 PM (EcD5Y)

3 Obamajesus is an insufferable bore

Posted by: Sam in VA at November 17, 2020 07:02 PM (Nqq7o)

4 Top Ten Anthems are...

1) I Will Survive

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (/Dgcm)

5 I think Obama is a weenie. If he's gay or bisexual he should have admitted it, but he knew it would turn off some of the AA community and then, wouldn't have been elected.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (WkPC9)

6 Wouldn't you love to see what Obama's academic career would have looked like if he was 100% white instead of 50%?

He might have taught some community college courses.

I knew another Affirmative Action baby, went to a very prestigious law school, practiced law, etc. I'm not over stating the fact he had the writing skills of like a 13 year old. Otherwise a great guy.

Posted by: Blago at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (gkdnV)

7 Top Ten!

Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2020 07:04 PM (w2LAm)

8 I saw Ethereal Bisexual open for Hobos With Boners at Gazzari's in '89.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 07:05 PM (guGkK)

9 Obama has all the depth of a thimble. What a dullard. The patron saint of mediocrity.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2020 07:05 PM (kLf1v)

10 I already threw up in my mouth a little several times this week. All out of barf.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 07:05 PM (8B6Ng)

11 On second thought, maybe Biden did get 15% more votes than this fool.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (G66Yn)

12 "So I Could Chat Up "the Ethereal Bisexual Who Wore Mostly Black" on My Dorm Floor"

What are, "Things that you would never in a million years hear from President Donald Trump"?

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (hBDC1)

13 FFS. Go away you POS.

Posted by: Street Toughs at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (KnJdm)

14 12 "So I Could Chat Up "the Ethereal Bisexual Who Wore Mostly Black" on My Dorm Floor"

What are, "Things that you would never in a million years hear from President Donald Trump"?
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (hBDC1)

Unless she was hot.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (nakwk)

15 "I remember the night we had sex, the air was filled with whimsy and butterflies. Those women, when they undressed, surprised me with giant wangs, a real surprise, but I'm not a hater and performed as required, repeatedly and over several months." - Barack Obama form A Promised Land

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (woo48)

16 Has there ever been a lazy, worthless pothead more full of shit than this guy?


Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (jWe5r)

17 So I'm about the same age Obama was when he wrote his first autobiography.

That's wild to think about.

I can't imagine anyone giving a shit about my life story so far.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (UPoLF)

18 Barack is so not straight.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (ySQBZ)

19 So, not just "choom" and coke, but ether as well?

As I've always said, there is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (VikfB)

20 I wonder who wrote it for him. He had a hard enough time with a teleprompter.

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (VNmG1)

21 Unless she was hot.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (nakwk)

Well yes, but coming from Barry I somehow assumed that the ethereal bisexual in question was a male.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (hBDC1)

22 Barry liked his 'women'...well hung. Just look at his wife!

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (cPBke)

23 I saw Ethereal Bisexual open for They Might Be Giants at the SUNY RAC in Albany.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (KnJdm)

24 These creeps use Marx and Alinsky to meet ladyboys like I use cupcakes at a Church bake sale hoping to talk to that cute blonde.

I'll take my Salvation over your useless ideology, you bent little twerp.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (8B6Ng)

25 16 Has there ever been a lazy, worthless pothead more full of shit than this guy?


Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (jWe5r)

Allen Ginsberg?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 07:10 PM (nakwk)

26 Of course Obama is going to start dropping hints about teh ghey now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

27 When it came to an election fraud, Obammy took the cake.

He ain't black, he ain't straight and he ain't American.

Just look at the asshole he made his vice preezy.

Hope and Change and the fools voted for him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2020 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

28 Wow. In 80 more years he may have enough books for a shelf in his , whatever u wanna call that building in Chigahoe'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 17, 2020 07:10 PM (bTT9D)

29 Here Obama's third autobiography describes his lifelong love affair with books, a love affair that was never actually evident in his life.


He meant his own.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

30 >>>15 "I remember the night we had sex, the air was filled with whimsy and butterflies. Those women, when they undressed, surprised me with giant wangs, a real surprise, but I'm not a hater and performed as required, repeatedly and over several months." - Barack Obama form A Promised Land

hahahaha

Posted by: ace at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (C+F5p)

31 Orders have surely been issued already in newsrooms around the country, for both women to be tracked down.

Woman?

Are you sure about that?



Indeed.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

32 The answer in part was an uneasiness in his own skin that itched to the point it could no longer be ignored. Obama described himself as being "from everywhere and nowhere at once, a combination of ill-fitting parts like a platypus or some imaginary beast"...

"...Or my wife."

Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (L4NrC)

33 I want flaming skull updates about election lawsuits... but I'm loving these developments too!

Posted by: 496 at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (U1eOr)

34 Obama's going to keep releasing autobiographies every year, isn't he?

---

Do not care.

It's not like I'll ever read any of them.

Posted by: SMH at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (RU4sa)

35 He had a transsexual nanny while in Indonesia, if memory serves correctly. That and a mother who neglected him and no father to stick around must have messed with his 'settings'.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (FTlwv)

36 How dare you call a man with three autobiographies a narcissist!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

37 > Allen Ginsberg?

Good point.

As someone put it, "No, Ginsberg. The 'best minds of your generation' were developing polio vaccines, kick-starting the space program, and developing the prototypes for today's computer and technology. You guys were just smoking dope, drinking cheap wine, and sleeping with each other's spouses."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 07:12 PM (VikfB)

38 33
I want flaming skull updates about election lawsuits... but I'm loving these developments too!

Posted by: 496 at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (U1eOr)

You'll get Bat Porn set to Frank Zappa.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2020 07:12 PM (KnJdm)

39 How could anything but the unusual constitute the memoir of the Milk Chocolate Messiah?

Unfortunately, the significant portion of society that hang on his every word will support whatever proclivities he puts to paper.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 17, 2020 07:12 PM (ch6++)

40 And, just like that, I suddenly feel ever so slightly sorry for Michelle.

Tiny violin sorry. But more so than at any time since she raised her masculine visage into the public eye.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 17, 2020 07:12 PM (G66Yn)

41 Oh, we're still pretending Barry is a reader?

Funny how W. used to publish his summer reading list, which was always a serious bunch of books, both fiction and non-fiction from a variety of viewpoints.

And then Obama, whose favorite thing was his NCAA brackets and paid cable series.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2020 07:12 PM (bDqIh)

42 There is nothing sadder than a bore such as Obama, one who fancies himself the academic literary type - with all his writings representing wasted, ego driven hours proffering no real purpose other than the salving of an enormous unfulfilled ego.

Oh yeah, I might just write myself a nice little tome as well that no one reads - but makes me feel soooper fine!

Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2020 07:12 PM (w2LAm)

43 A life long love of books? Why do I doubt he's read much of anything? That instead he generally just fucks off whenever possible? probably because I HAVE read the books he CLAIMS to have read and he sounds like a poseur.

And dear lord, three autobiographies? And he is still talking about fucking college? if only something had happened to him after college. He could write about that. or maybe he could write, I dunno, something about something other than himself.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (nkp5d)

44 Barry never put a woman to sleep in a blissed-out state in his miserable lying life.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (4I/2K)

45 What a vapid man. What does this book contribute to anything aside from his ego?

You would think after becoming president, he would write (have someone write) a more substantive book on another topic.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (IKj4H)

46 taking up the story on his return to Hawaii to live with his maternal grandparents


Really? Does he go into detail about his controller, er mentor Frank Marshall Davis? Perhaps Davis might have had something to do with Barry dropping the ganja and the blow?

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (pYQR/)

47 It'll be like the MCU, but with a half-black bisexual socialist.

His MCU name is SCOAMF.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (AiZBA)

48 Aaaand....I can feel dinner comin' back up! Good Lord, he thinks highly of himself.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (99Nt9)

49 12 "So I Could Chat Up "the Ethereal Bisexual Who Wore Mostly Black" on My Dorm Floor"

What are, "Things that you would never in a million years hear from President Donald Trump"?

***

I've said for the last four years that a good chunk of the hatred for Trump from Republicans and Never Trumpers is primarily due to the quality of tail this guy has pulled all his life.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (L4NrC)

50 Gaylord cock-curious is such a tease.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (V6GAy)

51 > Obama's going to keep releasing autobiographies every year, isn't he?

Why not? It's not like he actually has to write them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (VikfB)

52

No shit boys, there I was, pinned down in a hail of arcing ropes of jism... Cum, cum everywhere, stinking of sweat, glandular tissue, humiliation and shit, but mostly shit...

Posted by: Barky Ofuckstick at November 17, 2020 07:14 PM (pHvL4)

53 JFC, the least interesting, capable, or accomplished president in modern times, and almost certainly the most criminal. His life doesn't merit two paragraphs, much less books. Jeebus what a pathetic degraded society and culture.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:14 PM (OTzUX)

54 And dear lord, three autobiographies? And he is still talking about fucking college? if only something had happened to him after college. He could write about that. or maybe he could write, I dunno, something about something other than himself.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp

Yeah, he's a regular Winston Churchill.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 17, 2020 07:14 PM (FTlwv)

55 Never seems to have an idea for a book that isn't about himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2020 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

56 I dropped the nautical references this time. D'oh!

Posted by: Billy A at November 17, 2020 07:14 PM (pYQR/)

57 Hey, speaking of books: when will they break ground on the Barack Obama Presidential Library Shrine and Community Organizing Center?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2020 07:14 PM (bDqIh)

58 So did Bill Ayers write this book too, or it was another ghost writer?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (WkPC9)

59 45 What a vapid man. What does this book contribute to anything aside from his ego?

You would think after becoming president, he would write (have someone write) a more substantive book on another topic.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (IKj4H)

It's part of the money laundering scheme.

No one reads these "books" politicians put out.

The publishers give them 7 figure advances, a wealthy benefactor buys a ton of books, it gets on the NY Times best seller list to stroke the politicians ego a bit.

Publisher gets paid, politician gets paid, and benefactor is bribing a politician, but in a legal way.

Win, win win!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (UPoLF)

60 >>> Obama's going to keep releasing autobiographies every year, isn't he?

He has to, to have a plausible source of income for all the money laundering graft. Book advances as a cover.

The publishing industry is an amazing lefty scam.

Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (Rbfr/)

61 Trump just fired Chris Krebs, Director of Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency for his recent statement on the security of the 2020 election.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (UW2ZS)

62 I don't think he even reads the books he claims to have written. What a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (/669Q)

63 Why not? It's not like he actually has to write them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (VikfB)

Yeah, he's super busy pulling in million from being on the Netflix board and putting in the occasional appearance for Beijing Biden.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (IKj4H)

64 Metrosexual Barack and Big Mike, his tranny wife. What a pair.

Fuck that guy and his bullshit false wisdom. Another book about himself. Full bullshit narcisism.

The worst President in my lifetime.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCiJZ)

65
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (UPoLF)

You missed a digit...

Posted by: golfman at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (hOMhY)

66 Source: Trump's twitter.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3z9z6hh

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (UW2ZS)

67 Hey, speaking of books: when will they break ground on the Barack Obama Presidential Library Shrine and Community Organizing Center?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2020 07:14 PM (bDqIh)


Bath House and Gloryhole Emporium

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (FKgli)

68 Trump just shit canned Chris Krebs the Director the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Agency.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)

69 You can learn everything you need to know about Obama from looking at that picture of him during the judo demonstration at the White House a few years back.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (L4NrC)

70 "I really, really love women. I mean, I was such a horn-dog in college and I really liked the vaginas, ethereal vaginas with thick shafts and knobs made of honey." - Barack Obama form A Promised Land

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (woo48)

71

Obama's going to keep releasing autobiographies every year, isn't he?
He's going to be the first man to publish 22 autobiographies.

_________



Bill Ayers will be the highest paid domestic terrorist ghost writer in history.

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (WqPYg)

72 If I had only ironed the Pattern, none of this would have happened.

Posted by: Corwin of Amber at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (nUH6Y)

73 > I've said for the last four years that a good chunk of the hatred for Trump from Republicans and Never Trumpers is primarily due to the quality of tail this guy has pulled all his life.

And from the female side, the knowledge that Trump would never, EVER grab them by the pussy, even if they begged for it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (VikfB)

74 Rhomboid at 53, thread winner, internet winner.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 17, 2020 07:17 PM (4NtsG)

75 Win, win win!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (UPoLF)

But at least fake that you're a profound person writing about (fake or failed) foreign policy or something.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:17 PM (IKj4H)

76
OK, here's the thing: I am roughly about the same age as barack obama, so we would have been in college around the same time

when I was in college, co-ed dorms did not exist

therefore, when obama was in college, co-ed dorms did not exist

ergo, he's talkin' about other men, baby

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 07:17 PM (uXqrV)

77 Barry should have read a history book or an economics book or looked at a map. If he did read books , he sure didn't retain any content.

Didn't he also admit to selling drugs after High School?

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

78 Chique, exactly - vapid. Not as dumb, and slimy in a different way than pathetic Joe, but vapid. I was punished with exposure to this non-entity just before he ran for prez. Everybody laughed later, when someone mentioned he might run for prez. One of his Hill colleagues, a very capable and smart guy, answered me when I asked him "what's the deal with this guy??" (we were watching some press avidly seeking his dull uninteresting answers on the topic of the visit) - "I don't know" ..... as he shook his head.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:17 PM (OTzUX)

79 And dear lord, three autobiographies? And he is still talking about fucking college?

I didn't' accomplish much after that.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 17, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)

80 Trump just fired Chris Krebs, Director of Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency for his recent statement on the security of the 2020 election.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (UW2ZS)

Chris Krebs bucking for Biden admin creds.

That is all.

Posted by: golfman at November 17, 2020 07:17 PM (hOMhY)

81 And dear lord, three autobiographies? And he is still talking about fucking college? if only something had happened to him after college. He could write about that. or maybe he could write, I dunno, something about something other than himself.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp


I recall the photo of Barry in the Situtaion Room (?) surrounded by military brass while the bin Laden takedown was underway.

He looks small, confused and irrelevant.

Posted by: The things Miklos has seen at November 17, 2020 07:18 PM (QzkSJ)

82
He's going to be the first man to publish 22 autobiographies. It'll be like the MCU, but with a half-black bisexual socialist.
Posted by: Ace


He ought to sell one a month in the grocery store like the Funk and Wagnall's encyclopedia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2020 07:18 PM (63Dwl)

83 I knew another Affirmative Action baby, went to a very prestigious law school, practiced law, etc. I'm not over stating the fact he had the writing skills of like a 13 year old. Otherwise a great guy.
Posted by: Blago at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM

I remember my 1L section. You could tell who the affirmative action admits were. Most of them were gone after the first semester. The rest were...less than impressive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2020 07:18 PM (rBtIz)

84 His next book should be

How I created ISIS

By Barack H. Obama
Foreward by Hillary Clinton

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:18 PM (IKj4H)

85 Hey, speaking of books: when will they break ground on the Barack Obama
Presidential Library Shrine and Community Organizing Center?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2020 07:14 PM (bDqIh)


_________



Kenya is already home to the Barack Obama Presidential Outhouse, so there's that ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:18 PM (WqPYg)

86 72 If I had only ironed the Pattern, none of this would have happened.

***

A Roger Zelazny reference. Nice.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:19 PM (L4NrC)

87 It was Krebs all the time.

Posted by: Agent 86 at November 17, 2020 07:19 PM (4I/2K)

88 If the ghost writers keep lining up...

Posted by: klaftern at November 17, 2020 07:19 PM (RuIsu)

89 >>herefore, when obama was in college, co-ed dorms did not exist

ergo, he's talkin' about other men, baby




Well, yeah, have you seen the photo of him sitting on the couch with his Pok-ee-stah-nee roommate?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2020 07:19 PM (bDqIh)

90 Barkyv3.0, a thousand pages of I

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:19 PM (oigoJ)

91 He ought to sell one a month in the grocery store like the Funk and Wagnall's encyclopedia.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2020 07:18 PM

Encyclopedia Brown?

*I denounce myself*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2020 07:19 PM (rBtIz)

92 It was Krebs all the time.
Posted by: Agent 86 at November 17, 2020 07:19 PM (4I/2K)

That's why Plankton never trusted him!

Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (w2LAm)

93 The answer in part was an uneasiness in his own skin that itched to the point it could no longer be ignored. Obama described himself as being "from everywhere and nowhere at once, a combination of ill-fitting parts like a platypus or some imaginary beast".

He finds his cure in books, and pinpoints a Honolulu jumble sale, from which he walks away with a stack of secondhand finds that sparks an addiction. They become his companion, solace and guide, though he admits that, as with almost every undergraduate in history, some of his literary quests had mixed motives...



Blecch. There seems to be a lot of cribbing from a Bob Dylan bio.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (guGkK)

94 I don't get why Obama is still in the closet. For his fan base being straight is a negative.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (22mNy)

95 84
His next book should be



How I created ISIS



By Barack H. Obama

Foreward by Hillary Clinton

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:18 PM (IKj4H)

__________


Joint Epilogue by Zombies Chris Stevens and Muammar Gaddafi.

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (WqPYg)

96 Chique, exactly - vapid. Not as dumb, and slimy in a different way than pathetic Joe, but vapid. I was punished with exposure to this non-entity just before he ran for prez. Everybody laughed later, when someone mentioned he might run for prez. One of his Hill colleagues, a very capable and smart guy, answered me when I asked him "what's the deal with this guy??" (we were watching some press avidly seeking his dull uninteresting answers on the topic of the visit) - "I don't know" ..... as he shook his head.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:17 PM (OTzUX)

He had good PR/propaganda. Plus, OMG, 1st black president!

Ugh. A decidedly unimpressive individual.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (IKj4H)

97 Here's the thing - my life is a lot more interesting than Obama, and I've written exactly zero biographies. I could go story for story with him, and I have little doubt mine would be better.

My Dad grew up in Nazi occupied Europe - was in a concentration camp, fought in the Korean war, and number of biographies = zero. He never even talked about it. because talking about yourself incessantly is a pitiable activity.

Truly interesting people don't write about themselves.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (nkp5d)

98 Maybe if Obama is coming out, he can also reveal where TF he was when he was supposed to be at Colombia. And what his grades were. And what he did in Pakistan. And what did he and John Brennan cook up in the 80s, and where was he really born.

The thing about these people is that they love to get away with stuff and tell you about it. So yeah I think we will all confirm a lot of secrets about the 2nd worst president we ever had (Clinton was the first. He laid the foundation for everything we are going through now. Obama just made it more racist).

Posted by: Martha McKuntSkank at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (MOTel)

99 Gross

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (4gey8)

100 "Orders have surely been issued already in newsrooms around the country, for both women to be tracked down."


Since when has the news media ever shown one bit of curiosity about Obama's past? This guy's got more red flags in his past than a may day parade.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (O6DoG)

101 Um, this looks like really good news:
https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1328844700883808260

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (fLpTX)

102 His next book should be

How I created ISIS

By Barack H. Obama
Foreward by Hillary Clinton
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:18 PM (IKj4H)

Next.

We can move on to the next thread.

Posted by: golfman at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (hOMhY)

103 Has anyone bothered to notice that Barry-o was born 8 months after his mother's 18th birthday?

The age of consent in Hawaii was 18.

Posted by: MiklosNotes at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (QzkSJ)

104 Churchill memoir spanned volumes ...did he ever mention any girlfriends, I wonder...

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (nUhF0)

105
when I was in college, co-ed dorms did not exist

therefore, when obama was in college, co-ed dorms did not exist

ergo, he's talkin' about other men, baby
Posted by: AltonJackson


Dude, we are about the same age, and there were co-ed dorms during my first college experience. There were six room suites in the dorms, and usually one suite out of 6 or 7 was all girls.

Just sayin'.
But after all, Barack is a faggy metrosexual, and was no "horndog". He's just making his shit up, covering for hanging with the Tranny Big Mike. Nobody really knew him at Occidental or Columbia.
The BIG ZERO.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

106 cant wait for Reggie's book.

Posted by: Dingbat at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (9fkr3)

107 So I finally watched the Ellen dance thing with Mooch. Oh God. I thought she was just a really masculine female. I thought people were joking about the swinging junk.

Posted by: President-Elect G. Gnome, Destroyer of Bamboo, Killer of Rhizomes at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (OQcPl)

108 Barry couldn't write a believable letter to Penthouse Forum

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (J+CnC)

109 Bambi, Goldberg, the Atlantic. Three jaw-dropping indicators of the collapse of the civic culture and infantilization of the "elites".

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (OTzUX)

110 For other parents of prodigal kids, this should be watched:

Never give up. Never stop praying for our prodigal children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_j8DwHgYDM

Posted by: SMH at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (RU4sa)

111 @76
there was an episode of Antiques Roadshow--Sacramento, maybe? that had a man come forward with his cache of letters from Obama. they were "room mates" at Occidental (keep in mind that no one who attended occidental remembers him being there.)
This guy displayed multi-page, beautifully written cursive letters supposedly from Obama, and I had to laugh because it seemed obvious this was some kind of set up. The guy said the "corresponded" for many years after college because they were such good friends.

I doubt Obama's written anyone a letter in his life.

Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (AwPyG)

112 When Barry's Big Secret comes out, so will Big Mike's.

Where did their kids come from? Mooch said they were invitro so she wouldn't miscarry. Unreal.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

113 "herefore, when obama was in college, co-ed dorms did not exist"

Co-ed dorms didn't exist in the 80s? I find that kind of hard to believe. I was in college in the 90s and they were around and nobody gave it a second thought.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (22mNy)

114 I love books. Most of all, I love books about big, giant cocks.

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (4uSHG)

115 >>His next book should be

How I created ISIS



Just Muscular Enough to Not Be Mocked: How I Created ISIS and other Non-Stupid Sh#t While Leading from Behind

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (bDqIh)

116 More details on the Wayne County deadlock from the Detroit Snews.

The decision came after absentee ballot poll books at 70% of Detroit's 134 absentee counting boards were found to be out of balance without explanation. The mismatches varied anywhere from one to more than four votes.

In August, 72% of Detroit's poll books were found to be out of balance, a condition that precluded them from being used if a recount were requested. The issues prompted the state to send in additional help ahead of the general election, including veteran state elections official Thomas.


A big BZ goes out to Monica Palmer, chair of board of canvassers, for doing the right thing.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (9UmRs)

117 see above for link to tweet:

"BREAKING: This evening, the county board of canvassers in Wayne County, MI refused to certify the election results. If the state board follows suit, the Republican state legislator will select the electors. Huge win for
@realDonaldTrump
"

One of the teamTrump lawyers.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (fLpTX)

118 Sidney Powell just said again that our votes were counted in either Barcelona or Frankfurt.

She's either crazier than loon or she has the goods. There is no middle ground.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

119 Well, no kraken today. But we did get another Obama autobiography which we will have time to read in the coming lock-downs


This may be a good week to take up heroin.



Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (PTDkx)

120 94
I don't get why Obama is still in the closet. For his fan base being straight is a negative.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:20 PM (22mNy)

_________


They need to one day fool the idiot voters into voting for another first for no other reason than being first -- the "first LGBTQWTFBBQ POTUS" now that they've checked the first black POTUS (and perhaps #Soon the first female POTUS).

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:23 PM (WqPYg)

121 118 Sidney Powell just said again that our votes were counted in either Barcelona or Frankfurt.

___

That's Bar-tha-lona.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:23 PM (22mNy)

122 Co-ed dorms didn't exist in the 80s? I find that kind of hard to
believe. I was in college in the 90s and they were around and nobody
gave it a second thought.

I lived in a co-ed dorm in 1974.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 17, 2020 07:23 PM (4uSHG)

123 *Foreword*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:23 PM (IKj4H)

124 Barry's Big Secret

Puh-leeeze.
We already know, Barry.
And we (and amazon technology, apparently) already know about Mike, and the girls.

Posted by: Flyover at November 17, 2020 07:23 PM (Rbu5d)

125 Notice that the purpose of the boob belts was to give the illusion of a waist.
That's hard to disguise--an adam's apple, hands, and a masculine waistline

Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (AwPyG)

126 Is this a composite ethereal bisexual, or supposed to be an actual person?

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (k42hV)

127
Dude, we are about the same age, and there were co-ed dorms during my first college experience. There were six room suites in the dorms, and usually one suite out of 6 or 7 was all girls.

Just sayin'.
But after all, Barack is a faggy metrosexual, and was no "horndog". He's just making his shit up, covering for hanging with the Tranny Big Mike. Nobody really knew him at Occidental or Columbia.
The BIG ZERO.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM


I must have gone to the wrong school...I had to walk to the other side of campus and sneak in through the service entrance

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (uXqrV)

128 Trump just shit canned Chris Krebs the Director the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Agency.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)

Good. More please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

129 Well, they were co-ed in the morning.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (woo48)

130

Detroit had 59 percent of precincts that could not reconcile vote totals in 2016.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (9UmRs)

131 He was meant to be a professor at some shitty college somewhere. Unfortunately, our betters decided he was going to be our President.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (AD3JT)

132 118
Sidney Powell just said again that our votes were counted in either Barcelona or Frankfurt.



She's either crazier than loon or she has the goods. There is no middle ground.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

_________


It is hard to imagine that Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, and Rudy Giuliani (among others) would be putting their life-long well-earned reputations on the line here if they were bluffing. [I might have stolen this thought from Rush ...]

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:25 PM (WqPYg)

133 I also remember a couple of years ago a White House intern who was raped by JFK and made to fellate JFK's friend wrote a book about it. It wasn't to attack JFK, oh no, it was to basically brag about it.

Leftism is a mental fucking disease.

Posted by: Martha McKuntSkank at November 17, 2020 07:25 PM (MOTel)

134 Winston Churchill-who wrote a heck of a lot of things-would laugh at Obama. Even if Obama lives to the age that Winston Churchill lived to be be-he'll still be unimpressive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2020 07:25 PM (WkPC9)

135 Is this a composite ethereal bisexual, or supposed to be an actual person?

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (k42hV)


Ersatz

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2020 07:25 PM (4I/2K)

136 I am scared to look up ethereal.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2020 07:25 PM (qiqGr)

137 And, the man's a poet too!

(I know most of you already have read this but it fits with thread)

Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died

"Pop" is the name of the thing.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (3GzTP)

138 How to Manage the Decline of a Great Super Power

B. H. Obama

Comic interlude by Joe "Sniffy" Biden

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (IKj4H)

139 I remember Barry's favorite book was the Holy Bible.

That's where he hid his drugs.

Posted by: Honest Joe at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (a7pmO)

140 I don't think Sidney Powell is a loon.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)

141 He's going to be the first man to publish 22 autobiographies. It'll be like the MCU, but with a half-black bisexual socialist.
Posted by: Ace

Just wait till he dies. Unending funeral for ever and ever.

Maybe they'll put up a statue.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (pB6Gt)

142 Sidney says the Kraken was released a few days ago and they are seeing the results. (supercomputer?)
She also gave that stern warning about fraud in certifying, and lo and behold a few board members in deep blue counties are getting a little nervous.
Good signs.

Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (AwPyG)

143 So I finally watched the Ellen dance thing with Mooch. Oh God. I thought she was just a really masculine female. I thought people were joking about the swinging junk.
Posted by: President-Elect G. Gnome, Destroyer of Bamboo, Killer of Rhizomes at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (OQcPl)


Like a tube sock full of billiard balls.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (t+qrx)

144 "Perfectly creased pant" was gay slang for a receiver of the phallus erectus in the keyster. "Obama's been a willing and eager catcher his whole life."

Posted by: David I at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (lRrON)

145 >>I don't get why Obama is still in the closet. For his fan base being straight is a negative.

It's not really true. Smoke and mirrors.

Just watch when they let loose on gay conservative.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (fLpTX)

146 4 Top Ten Anthems are...

1) I Will Survive
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (/Dgcm)

2) It's Raining Men

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (sy5kK)

147 sneak in through the service entrance
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (uXqrV)


Air quotes

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (t+qrx)

148 I wonder if Sidney and Lin are being used to circumvent Barr, or are being used as a tag-team?

Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (AwPyG)

149 I don't care if Barack Hussein Obama was the smartest man in the world with a moderate political outlook instead of the communist based one he had.

A person with a Muslim father, a Muslim step father, who changed his name from Barry to a more Muslim name , who praised Islam and traveled to Pakistan posing as a Muslim, should never been elected President a mere 7 years after 9/11.

It boggles my mind and was the day I knew it was the beginning of the end of the US as I knew it.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (2DOZq)

150 Ripley, when I had my broken back for the entirety of 2015 Vicodin was my sweet, sweet friend. Now getting off of it was....hard...but it definitely took the edge off!

Posted by: Martha McKuntSkank at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (MOTel)

151 Dude Looks Like A Lady

Posted by: navybrat, at large at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (w7KSn)

152 107
So I finally watched the Ellen dance thing with Mooch. Oh God. I thought
she was just a really masculine female. I thought people were joking
about the swinging junk.



Posted by: President-Elect G. Gnome, Destroyer of Bamboo, Killer of Rhizomes at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (OQcPl)

Franks and beans!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (KnJdm)

153 Detroit had 59 percent of precincts that could not reconcile vote totals in 2016.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (9UmRs)

_________


Glass half empty, comrade! 41% is more than a passing grade in today's systemically oppressive society ... our agent Brian in New Orleans will be along shortly to persuade you that there are numerous rational explanations for this very normal occurrence.

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (WqPYg)

154 I don't think Sidney Powell is a loon.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM

She appears to be about as straight up as they come.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (3GzTP)

155 johnfredericksradio.com (GA) on Bannon's show is talking about a march on the governor's mansion? and wants 20k people. CALL THE TRUTH LINE 888-480-JOHN (5646)


He's working on a petition, 15% is necessary, to overthrow Rathlesbeger and throw out the flawed/rigged recount.

Georgia is the wheel, Georgians please get out there and participate.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (UjxYw)

156 So I finally watched the Ellen dance thing with Mooch. Oh God. I thought she was just a really masculine female. I thought people were joking about the swinging junk.
Posted by: President-Elect G. Gnome, Destroyer of Bamboo, Killer of Rhizomes at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (OQcPl)

Pro Tip.

Duct tape is your friend.

Posted by: RuPaul, Sodomite Celebrity at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

157 He was meant to be a professor at some shitty college somewhere. Unfortunately, our betters decided he was going to be our President.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (AD3JT)

He would show up late for class or not show up at all and take forever to grade assignments and exams.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (IKj4H)

158 Like an angry ferret wrestling plums.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

159 chique!

My sistah from another mistah!

Posted by: SMH at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (RU4sa)

160 I'm probably just going to wait until they are all published and binge read them. I hate reading one and then having to reread it when the next one comes out so I don't lose the thread.

Posted by: Ben Sears at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (GBcwv)

161 I think this is what they call a "trial balloon," testing how Barry's Big Secret will play if it's ever revealed.

Barry already told that secret. In one of his books he confessed to fantasizing about sleeping with a male Prof. He also said that he chose to be straight because it was the harder path.

Dude's gheeeeeeeeey.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (UW2ZS)

162 They were always Michele's brackets.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (qiqGr)

163 Post again, can't see how a mountain of circumcision evidence can't spell out 100% fraud
https://bit.ly/3kGcNVI

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (9sWOw)

164 Is this a composite ethereal bisexual, or supposed to be an actual person?

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (k42hV)


I prefer the term "self-insertion".

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (2N7oZ)

165 A person with a Muslim father, a Muslim step father, who changed his name from Barry to a more Muslim name , who praised Islam and traveled to Pakistan posing as a Muslim, should never been elected President a mere 7 years after 9/11.

It boggles my mind and was the day I knew it was the beginning of the end of the US as I knew it.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (2DOZq)

_

Not to defend that POS. But he didn't change his name to Barack. That was his father's name (alleged father anyway) he didn't pick it it was given to him.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (22mNy)

166 Mastery of the Umbrella , by B. Hussien Obama
Sorry, this book is out of print.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (oigoJ)

167 "Just wait till he dies. Unending funeral for ever and ever."

These terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (lRrON)

168 Time for Big Mike to come out of the closet too?

Posted by: Mookie at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (3vIkC)

169 Trump just shit canned Chris Krebs the Director the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Agency.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Good. More please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (R/m4+)


Better late than never.

Besides he'll get his job back in the first D presidency!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (2C38g)

170 Ben Had!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (RU4sa)

171 I don't know about circumcision evidence, but here's my daily reminder that circumstantial evidence carries the same weight as direct evidence.
It's very rare you have direct evidence; even DNA isn't direct evidence.

Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (AwPyG)

172 Obama being gay doesn't bother me. Obama being an American hating communist piece of shit bothers me.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (22mNy)

173 "pinpoints a Honolulu jumble sale, from which he walks away with a stack
of secondhand finds that sparks an addiction. They become his companion,
solace and guide"

No, this is just a literary device to tie these different concepts together. I doubt he read Marx or Marcuse ... he was busy getting stoned and ??? NOT studying at the library. So who is writing this composite scholar fabrication for him.


"Composite scholar" like his composite girlfriend ... they will fabricate academic background pieces for his corrupt commie actions in office, as if he was reflecting on some scholars, not just letting ValJar direct his every move. None of it will have much at all to do with Real Barry and his time in the Chicago bath houses. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

174 This is interesting:

https://youtu.be/NUs6NDsMWVI
Why passivity breeds mediocrity and mental illness

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (JKNZq)

175 Like an angry ferret wrestling plums.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

Why I love this place, the poetic imagery.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2020 07:30 PM (4I/2K)

176 @realDonaldTrump 4m

The only thing secure about our 2020 Election was that it was virtually impenetrable by foreign powers. On that, the Trump Administration takes great credit. Unfortunately, the Radical Left Democrats, Dominion, and others, were perhaps more successful!

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2020 07:31 PM (cF8AT)

177 146
4 Top Ten Anthems are...



1) I Will Survive

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (/Dgcm)



2) It's Raining Men



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (sy5kK)

_________


3) I Am Woman

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:31 PM (WqPYg)

178 one chapter of this autobiography details him 'writing' his first autobiography

probably not, but so meta

Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 17, 2020 07:31 PM (TnMl8)

179

zombie Liberace: Barry is such a fruit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2020 07:31 PM (DqECB)

180 Sidney Powell the only loon in the USA that saved Michael Flynn.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2020 07:31 PM (UjxYw)

181 8
I saw Ethereal Bisexual open for Hobos With Boners at Gazzari's in '89.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 07:05 PM (guGkK)

I saw Ethereal Bisexual open for Reggie Love at the Chicago Bijou in '92.

And have regretted it ever since.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 17, 2020 07:31 PM (ufFY8)

182 chique!

My sistah from another mistah!
Posted by: SMH at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (RU4sa)

{{{{SMH}}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:31 PM (IKj4H)

183 Post again, can't see how a mountain of circumcision evidence can't spell out 100% fraud



I saw the 4 Skins open for the Klezmatics....

Posted by: Miklos, all access at November 17, 2020 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

184 SMH, Hey Darlin. I'm good except for the missin' you guys part.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (oigoJ)

185 Trump just fired Chris Krebs, Director of Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency for his recent statement on the security of the 2020 election.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM

Yeah, FUX quoted Krebs' statement tonight without mentioning that.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (OssQ4)

186 so if Mooch is a tranny...explain the kids

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (nUhF0)

187 I must have gone to the wrong school...I had to walk to the other side of campus and sneak in through the service entrance



Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (uXqrV)

Was it like Castle Anthrax?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)

188 Hmmmm...

Over 1200 military aircraft up today in the skies above our country. Up from 1030 yesterday. The average is 250.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (wc1Pa)

189 Sidney Powell just said again that our votes were counted in either Barcelona or Frankfurt.



She's either crazier than loon or she has the goods. There is no middle ground.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

_________


It is hard to imagine that Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, and Rudy Giuliani (among others) would be putting their life-long well-earned reputations on the line here if they were bluffing. [I might have stolen this thought from Rush ...]
Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:25 PM (WqPYg)

If you're going to thought steal, you are stealing from the best.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (sy5kK)

190 163 Post again, can't see how a mountain of circumcision evidence can't spell out 100% fraud
https://bit.ly/3kGcNVI

Link is being flagged as problematic.

Posted by: Spypeach at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (Up/Jb)

191 He spent a lot of time gargling that ethereal bisexual's ethereal balls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

192 Good grief. A THIRD autobiography?

Narcissus Incarnate, this piece of shit is.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 17, 2020 07:33 PM (ufFY8)

193 Post again, can't see how a mountain of circumcision evidence can't spell out 100% fraud
https://bit.ly/3kGcNVI

Link is being flagged as problematic.
Posted by: Spypeach at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (Up/Jb)

No need to blame the Jooos.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:33 PM (IKj4H)

194 I thought we would never recover from the dogeater. Trump was a fluke. He caught them by surprise and has, I suppose, delayed the inevitable Idiocracy.

Posted by: f'd at November 17, 2020 07:33 PM (pg2KX)

195 Not to defend that POS. But he didn't change his name to Barack. That was his father's name (alleged father anyway) he didn't pick it it was given to him.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (22mN

He changed going by Barry to Barack.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 07:34 PM (2DOZq)

196 Post again, can't see how a mountain of circumcision evidence can't spell out 100% fraud


This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2020 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

197 The only thing secure about our 2020 Election was that it was virtually impenetrable by foreign powers. On that, the Trump Administration takes great credit. Unfortunately, the Radical Left Democrats, Dominion, and others, were perhaps more successful!

---

Some guy named Abe Lincoln:

"At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide."

Posted by: SMH at November 17, 2020 07:34 PM (RU4sa)

198 166
Mastery of the Umbrella , by B. Hussien Obama

Sorry, this book is out of print.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (oigoJ)

Others purchased:
Cream from My "Fathers," by B. Hussien Obama.

Posted by: Amazon Recommendations at November 17, 2020 07:34 PM (KnJdm)

199 Post again, can't see how a mountain of circumcision evidence can't spell out 100% fraud
https://bit.ly/3kGcNVI
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2020 07:29 PM (9sWOw)
~~~~~

Maybe the Rabbi won't testify?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2020 07:34 PM (sGotD)

200 He was meant to be a professor at some shitty college somewhere. Unfortunately, our betters decided he was going to be our President.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (AD3JT)
He would show up late for class or not show up at all and take forever to grade assignments and exams.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:28 PM (IKj4H)

Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

(Bell rings, kids haul ass outta class)

But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!

Posted by: Barry Obama, Sodomite Professor at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

201 The reason I will hate Obama for the rest of my days. along with McCain.

In 2008 I was paying $400 a month for insurance with a $2000 family deductible. Today I pay $1400/mo for insurance with a $12K deductible.

May McCain and eventually Obama burn in hell for eternity.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (22mNy)

202 141
He's going to be the first man to publish 22 autobiographies. It'll be like the MCU, but with a half-black bisexual socialist.

Posted by: Ace



Just wait till he dies. Unending funeral for ever and ever.



Maybe they'll put up a statue.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 17, 2020 07:26 PM (pB6Gt)

_________


Like Stalin and Mao, his body will forever be on display as the man who finally brought down an empire.

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (WqPYg)

203 101 Um, this looks like really good news:
https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1328844700883808260
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 17, 2020 07:21 PM (fLpTX)

That is good news, indeed.

Posted by: Flyover at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (Rbu5d)

204 Bt nationalist...source?

Posted by: Martha McKuntSkank at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (MOTel)

205 Jenny Beth Martin, big time Republican organizer, is on the phone, she followed Fredericks, talking about the stolen election and how none of the Republicans who are
FAKING THIS RECOUNT will not be re-elected if they continue to screw this up.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2020 07:36 PM (UjxYw)

206 NOOD - Wayne County is in Michigan ( MI ). Stop asking.

Posted by: Hands at November 17, 2020 07:36 PM (786Ro)

207 How to remove cocaine residue from priceless antiques, an instructive guide by a White House curator.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:36 PM (oigoJ)

208 But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility
for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you...
Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!

Posted by: Barry Obama, Sodomite Professor at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

Hey big boy, can i get some extra credit after class?

Posted by: Big Mike at November 17, 2020 07:36 PM (3vIkC)

209 @JennaEllisEsq

BREAKING: This evening, the county board of canvassers in Wayne County, MI refused to certify the election results. If the state board follows suit, the Republican state legislator will select the electors. Huge win for @realDonaldTrump

Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2020 07:36 PM (cF8AT)

210 Men aren't bisexual they are homosexual

Women aren't bisexual they are heterosexuals looking for attention

Posted by: Lulu at November 17, 2020 07:36 PM (Ve//x)

211 When the schlong
does not belong
that's a First Maybe

Posted by: Sasha and Malia at November 17, 2020 07:36 PM (F0YaR)

212 201
The reason I will hate Obama for the rest of my days. along with McCain.



In 2008 I was paying $400 a month for insurance with a $2000 family
deductible. Today I pay $1400/mo for insurance with a $12K deductible.



May McCain and eventually Obama burn in hell for eternity.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (22mNy)

_________


My wife and I (blessed to be very healthy at age 59) have been without insurance for 3+ years now. If one of us gets a serious illness, we're f*cked ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 07:36 PM (WqPYg)

213 In 2008 I was paying $400 a month for insurance with a $2000 family deductible. Today I pay $1400/mo for insurance with a $12K deductible.

May McCain and eventually Obama burn in hell for eternity.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (22mNy)

But, Trump's LIES!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:37 PM (IKj4H)

214 Others purchased:
Cream from My "Fathers," by B. Hussien Obama.

Posted by: Amazon Recommendations at November 17, 2020 07:34 PM (KnJdm)


'Man's Country. An Intimate Journey' by Barack "Gloryhole" Obama.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2020 07:37 PM (DqECB)

215 184 SMH, Hey Darlin. I'm good except for the missin' you guys part.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (oigoJ)

---

We're thinking about heading down to Killeen in the spring to see Kat.

Could swing by and see ya then.

Posted by: SMH at November 17, 2020 07:37 PM (RU4sa)

216
Post again, can't see how a mountain of circumcision evidence can't spell out 100% fraud

https://bit.ly/3kGcNVI



Link is being flagged as problematic.

Posted by: Spypeach at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (Up/Jb)

That's not creepy, Big Brother. It's a link to Doug Ross Journal.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2020 07:37 PM (KnJdm)

217 Link is being flagged as problematic.

Posted by: Spypeach at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (Up/Jb)

Click through, it looks like a valid link to Director Blue(IIRC) statistics

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 17, 2020 07:38 PM (2C38g)

218 If the Republican legislators in PA NV MI WI GA hold the line against Democrat voter fraud and what seems like all the forces of darkness itself, and reward PDT their electoral votes because of rampant fraud, they will have earned a place among the immortals. Right up there with Washington crossing the Delaware.

Posted by: Jmel at November 17, 2020 07:38 PM (BaX3Q)

219 186 so if Mooch is a tranny...explain the kids
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (nUhF0)

They aren't their kids. Look up Marty and Anita (Blanchard) Nesbitt. It's their kids. They travel with the Obamas and the (kids) everywhere when they were young.
Plus, Malia looks identical bro Marty and Sasha looks identical to Anita.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 07:38 PM (wc1Pa)

220 SMH, for real? I would love it.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:38 PM (oigoJ)

221 He was meant to be a professor at some shitty college somewhere. Unfortunately, our betters decided he was going to be our President.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM

I disagree. He was conceived for the presidency. Mentally, then physically. His very birth was a planned thing. Fucking diabolical, as Billy Butcher would say, but that's what happened.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 17, 2020 07:39 PM (OssQ4)

222 But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility

for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you...

Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!



Posted by: Barry Obama, Sodomite Professor at November 17, 2020 07:35 PM (R/m4+)



Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Pinto at November 17, 2020 07:39 PM (4I/2K)

223 Click through, it looks like a valid link to Director Blue(IIRC) statistics
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 17, 2020 07:38 PM (2C38g)

I don't know if I should, the warning was so scary.

Posted by: Spypeach at November 17, 2020 07:39 PM (Up/Jb)

224 "Like Stalin and Mao, his body will forever be on display as the man who finally brought down an empire."


I look forward to visiting there.

And hope that my visit is not long delayed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2020 07:40 PM (3D/fK)

225
I wonder if Sidney and Lin are being used to circumvent Barr, or are being used as a tag-team?


Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:27 PM (AwPyG)


If this means Sidney or Lin puts him in a Ric Flair Four, then count me in.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at November 17, 2020 07:41 PM (2N7oZ)

226 I cannot Obama reading a serious book. He might carry it around or leave it on a coffee table to be seen, but he would be doing good just to get through the Cliff Notes.

He is just the average narcissistic, preening coward.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at November 17, 2020 07:41 PM (YwPJG)

227 I predict the Williams sisters reveal will have a bigger impact on the world than the Michael Obama reveal.

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at November 17, 2020 07:41 PM (YhAQg)

228 I cannot listen to that Diana Ross tune without morphing to Mo Money Mo Problems. Makes for a fun time when my white ass is cranking this out of my Audi.... https://bit.ly/2IOPwUu

Posted by: Mookie at November 17, 2020 07:41 PM (3vIkC)

229 OK, here's the thing: I am roughly about the same age as barack obama, so we would have been in college around the same time

when I was in college, co-ed dorms did not exist
therefore, when obama was in college, co-ed dorms did not exist
ergo, he's talkin' about other men, baby
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 07:17

I'm older than the jugeared dogeater and we had co-ed dorms when I started college in 1973. I suppose it depended on the area.
Tho that does not negate the possibility you are right in your conclusion. He might be hinting at gayness as it's now so poular. Didn't he admit to fancying some male prof already?
I'm older than

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2020 07:41 PM (rqZoM)

230 Trump: The only thing secure about our 2020 Election was that it was virtually impenetrable by foreign powers. On that, the Trump Administration takes great credit. Unfortunately, the Radical Left Democrats, Dominion, and others, were perhaps more successful!

Hmm

Posted by: Spypeach at November 17, 2020 07:43 PM (Up/Jb)

231 >>>Good grief. A THIRD autobiography?

They need to fill up his presidential library with something. Like one big gift shop.

Posted by: Honest Joe at November 17, 2020 07:43 PM (a7pmO)

232
112:

Jane, re: the girls.


https://tinyurl.com/y4clxwqp

Posted by: Flyover at November 17, 2020 07:43 PM (Rbu5d)

233 I remember a few conspicuously Obama holding books photo ops. Haha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2020 07:44 PM (qiqGr)

234 Perhaps the best concrete evidence of the breaking of our political system has been O-care and the failure to repeal it.

The stories in this thread are common. It was - as was obvious before it was enacted - a disaster that reinforced many of the crippling pathologies of the health care finance situation, obliterated the individual market, devastating millions, and did nothing valuable that a simple subsidy scheme couldn't have accomplished.

Funny, just this morning was thinking of how broken our system is (meaning not enough people think or care about anything that doesn't affect them directly in the next 24 hours) - from 2010 on, O-care repeal was the central (though clearly mostly insincere) theme of the GOP. Trump made it part of his pitch in '16.

Now?

Trump only mentioned the entire subject area to talk about covering people with pre-existing conditions (which of course is not insurance, and mingling it with insurance is one of the many ways all the virtues and power of actual insurance are lost now).

The enactment of that idiocy, and the failure to repeal it (and do much more than just that), is the indictment of the country that won't go away, no matter the improvements in a few other areas.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:44 PM (OTzUX)

235 Yeppers!

In the meantime, spending Thanksgiving (and my birthday) at my daughter's and grandbabies' spread.

There's not a force on Earth that will stop me.

Threats of lockdowns make me chuckle.

Trying to cancel the holidays? Puhlease.


Posted by: SMH at November 17, 2020 07:44 PM (RU4sa)

236 186 so if Mooch is a tranny...explain the kids
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 17, 2020 07:32 PM (nUhF0)
They aren't their kids. Look up Marty and Anita (Blanchard) Nesbitt. It's their kids. They travel with the Obamas and the (kids) everywhere when they were young.
Plus, Malia looks identical bro Marty and Sasha looks identical to Anita.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 07:38 PM (wc1Pa)

You want kids? I can get you kids, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you kids by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with Hawaiian birth certificates. These fucking amateurs...

Posted by: Chief Scofflaw John Roberts at November 17, 2020 07:45 PM (R/m4+)

237 Michigan's State Board of Canvassers (which sits above Wayne County's) is also split 2-2 on party lines. Supposedly, though, some Judge will order the results to be certified.

Posted by: The Endgame is Judicial Supremacy at November 17, 2020 07:45 PM (BBWrU)

238 Conspicuously should be after Obama.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2020 07:45 PM (qiqGr)

239 Trump only mentioned the entire subject area to talk
about covering people with pre-existing conditions (which of course is
not insurance, and mingling it with insurance is one of the many ways
all the virtues and power of actual insurance are lost now).



The enactment of that idiocy, and the failure to repeal it (and do
much more than just that), is the indictment of the country that won't
go away, no matter the improvements in a few other areas.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:44 PM (OTzUX)

I will give Trump a pass for not understanding the depth of the swamp. I don't think anyone could. Once he finally understood what he was up against, he went after the parts he could attack. Obamacare is a swamp thing, protected by both parties - he could not take it out by himself.

Posted by: Mookie at November 17, 2020 07:46 PM (3vIkC)

240 Also, Eric Trump just posted a pic of him in his dad. Saying how proud he is of him. Not sure what to think of those two posts. Getting ready to drop a bomb or throwing in the towel

Posted by: Spypeach at November 17, 2020 07:51 PM (Up/Jb)

241
Just wait till he dies. Unending funeral for ever and ever.

Maybe they'll put up a statue.
Posted by: humphreyrobot


Will we be able to unmask?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2020 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

242 >>> Well, no kraken today. But we did get another Obama autobiography which we will have time to read in the coming lock-downs


"have time to read", by mandate.

Posted by: Das Kamp Komissar at November 17, 2020 07:53 PM (Rbfr/)

243 Vmom, here are photos of Michelle's obstetrician and her husband, next to photos of the Obama girls: https://gumshoenews.com/2018/03/07/
the-obama-family-of-six/

Posted by: Toni at November 17, 2020 07:54 PM (/c+mq)

244 Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 07:38 PM (wc1Pa)

they do look similar... but why would they give their kids away
so creepy

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 17, 2020 07:55 PM (nUhF0)

245 Will this pencil-necked poltroon EVER STFU and go away? (Please G'd--phuleeezzz!)

Posted by: Oleander Salad at November 17, 2020 07:57 PM (IhJme)

246 Barrack. Your annual fees are due.

Posted by: Man's Country Salon at November 17, 2020 08:00 PM (Tn7Oy)

247 (Julian Borger, _The Guardian_}: " ... accomplished, intelligent, scandal-free black man ..."
Obama is half African. To the rest, well ...

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at November 17, 2020 08:00 PM (kD3S+)

248 Michigan's State Board of Canvassers (which sits above Wayne County's) is also split 2-2 on party lines. Supposedly, though, some Judge will order the results to be certified.
Posted by: The




yeah, that is not how any of this works.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 17, 2020 08:03 PM (4Jold)

249 (this is his third autobiographical work)

And he's barely accomplished anything in that life, and he's my age. So what does that tell you about him? Yeah, exactly.

Posted by: GWB at November 17, 2020 08:17 PM (85yEr)

250 There is nothing interesting about this man.

Posted by: tforeman88 at November 17, 2020 08:19 PM (D8IHO)

251 Can you imagine Gaylord trying to hang in the Sunday Book Thread? We'd stomp his pansy ass.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2020 08:20 PM (y7DUB)

252 I think this is what they call a "trial balloon," testing how Barry's Big Secret will play if it's ever revealed.

Bull's eye.

And if it plays in Peoria, Obama and the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker will elope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, President-Elect as designated by the CPUSA at November 17, 2020 08:24 PM (YqDXo)

253 This is Obama's third book.

I guess the first two are completely colored in now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, President-Elect as designated by the CPUSA at November 17, 2020 08:24 PM (YqDXo)

254 Barry's big secret has been revealed.
It was revealed in 2008, when one of his lovers had a press conference in front of the National Press Club, the same place Gloria Allred delivered a knockout blow to Herman Cain's run.

It was revealed later when Andrew Sullivan had a Newsweek cover article calling him the first gay president. Sullivan was in Cambridge at the same time as Obama.

Then it was revealed by one of Obama's biographers, who had a letter where Obama said being gay was too easy, avoiding the hard task of raising family.

Posted by: MikeN at November 17, 2020 08:27 PM (o/eHL)

255 244 Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 07:38 PM (wc1Pa)

they do look similar... but why would they give their kids away
so creepy
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 17, 2020 07:55 PM (nUhF0)


===

Yeah, but Sasha and Mike both have that Predator forehead.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 17, 2020 09:05 PM (O6DoG)

256 Obama is not bisexual. He is a schlong man, full stop.

Posted by: Chris W at November 17, 2020 09:57 PM (ENWT/)

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