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Revealed: Amazon's Facial Recognition Software Kept Falsely Identifying Michelle Obama as a Male
"Falsely"?
Are you sure about that?🚨#T3 - #BREAKING
— :Baron- T3 (@3rd_abraham) November 17, 2020
Amazon's gender recognition software positively identifies Michelle Obama as male.#MichaelObama #Obama #BarrySoetoro pic.twitter.com/1uDQXr73cD
All I know is that our Tech Overlords keep telling us to "trust the algorithm." I trust the algorithm. I mean: It's not wrong. It's a man, baby.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2020 06:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 17, 2020 06:14 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2020 06:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 17, 2020 06:15 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 17, 2020 06:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2020 06:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 06:16 PM (AHtbo)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:16 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 17, 2020 06:16 PM (ZSK0i)
Sheesh, all that technology when all they had to do was ask.
Posted by: B Obama at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 17, 2020 06:14 PM (UfRqq)
________
The science is settled!
Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (AHtbo)
Posted by: shibumi awaiting death squads for the MSM at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: kennyraisin at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (R8qIC)
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (L4NrC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (v2c9/)
Just to be sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (VikfB)
TRUST AND FOLLOW the science.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Wm5SB)
Not it.
Don't want my arms ripped off.
Posted by: Bete at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (BOIGE)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 06:16 PM (AHtbo)
LOL! Beat me to it!
I used to think this was all just internet nonsense. Then I watched that old Ellen DeGeneres video, and I was OHMYGOD!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Wm5SB)
Not it.
Don't want my arms ripped off.
Posted by: Bete at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Ojki1)
We all know the man for this job. Where did garrett run off to?
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: pookysgirl, still giggling at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (XKZwp)
Yeah, sure. Most of us who took life drawing in college for a few semesters knows Mike breaks a lot of standard rules. Even those like Serena Williams fit the typical proportions.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (8B6Ng)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy9pcnpp
Posted by: Methos at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (ifmtJ)
This gal here... who ain't half bad herself, managed to happen to mention the TWO MOST FAMOUS "WOMEN" who are questioned about their gender.
Well.
At least she didn't use Leslie Jones as an example. I'm relieved.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (hku12)
Posted by: AF at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Please do not give a link to that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: shibumi awaiting death squads for the MSM at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
----------------
Now there's a thought.
And, after further review, nope, nope, nope.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (WEBkv)
I wouldn't want to be a science denier.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (paGOp)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (yQpMk)
I'm surprised it recognizes her as human.
Seriously, Mooch has always reminded me of Flip Wilson done up as Geraldine.
The rest of you 29-year-olds will understand what I mean by that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Wm5SB)
Not it.
Don't want my arms ripped off.
Posted by: Bete at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Ojki1)
Wookiees are known to do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (nakwk)
That's not very woke of you.
Think of how many young trans-girls you have scarred for life by insisting on living a lie? In the White House, no less!
For Shame!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (6FeV1)
@michpoligal
Wayne County Board of canvassers deadlocks 2-2 on certifying the Nov. 3 election.
**********
That Has NEVER happened before, Pants Shitters hardest hit
Posted by: President-Select of the MFM at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (mwLLf)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (240Sf)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Wm5SB)
Not it.
Don't want my arms ripped off.
Posted by: Bete at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Ojki1)
Wookiees are known to do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (nakwk)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (ifmtJ)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
2h
I have reversed the ridiculous decision to cancel Wreaths Across America at Arlington National Cemetery. It will now go on!
Posted by: IrishEi at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (OTzUX)
12m
This is unprecedented, and more proof of a flawed election process.
We need to further investigate, and every legal vote needs to be counted to ensure the integrity of the election.
Posted by: President-Select of the MFM at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (mwLLf)
That fisting theme just continued throughout the day.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (v2c9/)
***
The neighing and whinnying is just a bonus.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (L4NrC)
The rest of you 29-year-olds will understand what I mean by that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
The Devil made you do that.
Posted by: here Come the Judge Miklos at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)
Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (ZbFyj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: shibumi awaiting death squads for the MSM at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
----------------
Now there's a thought.
And, after further review, nope, nope, nope.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (WEBkv)
On a scale from one to ten, I'd rather suck-start a shotgun.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nakwk)
But she just seems ungrateful and unhappy and when she talks, her expression is always one of disappointment in us all.
It's the MSM's fault for trying to gaslight us into believing she is Helen of Troy.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (IKj4H)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Gorilla Tape at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Big Alfredo at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (34eb2)
Posted by: Barack O. at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kennyraisin at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (R8qIC)
__________
I have no idea why this is funny -- but I laughed.
Icy cold, hard, steely, and boxy -- and actually unable to register anything including signs of life?
Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (AHtbo)
I saw that earlier! Good for him.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nxdel)
Right. She's been jacked on androgens since she was about 8.
What's Mooch's excuse?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (R1LMN)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: shibumi awaiting death squads for the MSM at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
None of them are all that convincing, but you know what? I WANT to believe! And as I'm told these days, that's all it really takes, when it comes to science.
And so let's declare this one a weener. In Michelle's pant. If Faux Nooz can do it, so can we.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (hku12)
Posted by: AF at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (4I/2K)
Does the Defense's case hold water?
Posted by: Vinnie Gambini at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nakwk)
Shit, you're on a roll today, brother
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (ifmtJ)
***
I'm just saying, if those two are someone's idea of femininity, there's a conversation with yourself you're really avoiding the f*** out of.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (L4NrC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nakwk)
I heard the software broke, but perhaps that was the old version.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (IKj4H)
Please use "Big Mike" when referring to "Michelle" Obama.
. . .
. . .
. . .
Carry on . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (BM2fS)
But she just seems ungrateful and unhappy and when she talks, her expression is always one of disappointment in us all.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (IKj4H)
The most persuasive evidence she's a woman.
*ducks*
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (Zm+LZ)
It's the MSM's fault for trying to gaslight us into believing she is Helen of Troy.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (IKj4H)
-------------------
Yeah, an ugly personality can make an average looking person downright scary to look at.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (2eMOL)
LOL
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (IKj4H)
Wayne County = Detroit, yes?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (VikfB)
Geraldine was more attractive.
Posted by: Tuna at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (4uSHG)
Nods.
Posted by: Bete at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (VikfB)
Yes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (VikfB)
For certain values of "Detroit", yes. Metro Detroit, certainly.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muldoon
Her gynecologist plays a lot of solitaire with the Maytag repairman.
Posted by: Miklos, also underemployed at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Mom?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (nakwk)
Face it, we will never live up to the high expectations of Michelle Obama. We just have to accept that and move on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (guGkK)
Vindication!
"Swing low, sweet chariot..."
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (6mVOj)
Dammit Insom.. I just spit out some perfectly good tequila.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nakwk)
***
In fairness to the algorithm, the first response it came back with was "The fuck is that?"
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (L4NrC)
That IS surprising, then. I'd figure the fix would be in solid there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (woo48)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nakwk)
Shit, you're on a roll today, brother
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (ifmtJ)
Thank you, I'll be here all week! (I hope)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: tubal at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (bCLt0)
Women's beach handball
https://youtu.be/YQnDoleUoRQ
Or
Baby otter
https://youtu.be/Yl6zZEHBHwE
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 17, 2020 06:21 PM (v2c9/)
Soon.
BOHICA!
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (Ojki1)
in college. I guarantee you Michael O and Serena Williams look more
masculine than I do.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM
I never did a single rep max, but I did 3 reps of 215# in college. That was 138% of what I weighed. Not bad for a short, Jewish kid.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (KAi1n)
No board of canvassers.
Wayne just calls the governor and tells him how he voted.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (6FeV1)
Face it, we will never live up to the high expectations of Michelle Obama. We just have to accept that and move on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:25 PM (guGkK)
------------
Yeah, but, much like the Kardashians, MSM makes sure we know the Obama's exist.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (WEBkv)
But she just seems ungrateful and unhappy and when she talks, her expression is always one of disappointment in us all
Such a sad life - seeing your token hospital position go from 120K$ to 300K$ overnight. Gives me the sads,
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (bTT9D)
The second run, it just kept printing "I AM GROOT".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Gorilla Tape at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (cCxiu)
________
I'm crying here ...
"Here, hold my ad revenue." -- Gorilla Glue
Posted by: ShainS at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (AHtbo)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Do Michelle's hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can he tie them in a knot?
Can he tie them in a bow?
Can he throw them over his shoulder
like a Continental soldier?
Do Michelle's hang low?
Posted by: zombie F. Bacon at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (DMUuz)
It's the MSM's fault for trying to gaslight us into believing she is Helen of Troy.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (IKj4H)
=====
Agreed. If the media didn't keep trying to tell us how beautiful she is, I think we'd follow the golden rule with her. But since they continue to insist...
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (240Sf)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (KAi1n)
That IS surprising, then. I'd figure the fix would be in solid there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (VikfB)
Well their plan also assumed Trump would pretty immediately capitulate. So them being crappy planners is definitely a point in our favor.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Vinnie Gambini at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM (guGkK)
Balls on dead wrong.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2020 06:27 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:16 PM (Zm+LZ)
I believe it was the late Joan Rivers who once told an audience, "Come on, we all know he's gay and she's a tranny!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 06:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nakwk)
===========================
I did LOL. Ok, it was that quiet chuckle that only my wife could hear from the kitchen. But damn, that's funny.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2020 06:27 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nakwk)
.......
That's hawt.
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 17, 2020 06:27 PM (v0R5T)
Between people being suspended there for wrongthink, and the Dominion employees deleting their accounts en masse, who will be left on linkedin after this year?
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 06:27 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 17, 2020 06:27 PM (3GzTP)
Posted by: Insomniac
Well, she can roll her eyes independently.
Kinda cool.
Posted by: Miklos in 3-D at November 17, 2020 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (3GzTP)
Posted by: shibumi awaiting death squads for the MSM at November 17, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
The video of her dancing on Ellen is the one I've not been able to come to terms with. I could write off the other photos and such as catastrophic wardrobe malfunctions.
But when the tape broke and the boys started swinging...
Well, I still haven't heard an explanation.
Probably why YT has removed 99% of the videos. Especially the unedited original HD ones.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (oigoJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Yea....that video sealed the deal for me.
It's TWUUUEE. It's TWUUEE!
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (6mVOj)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (IKj4H)
She's more Aunt Esther, IMO.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (zr5Kq)
====================
Shortly before she was "the late..."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Hillary at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (bTT9D)
Posted by: Damiano at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (YDPU/)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (240Sf)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (4a9Vv)
The video where she's dancing on Ellen and you can see a sausage flopping around in her crotch is pretty conclusive. As someone here on the HQ famously said, that clip is "the Zapruder film for chicks with dicks".
Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (Zm+LZ)
Never forget that the failsafe in their plan was RBG's desiccated carcass holding a firm, bony grasp on her wretched shade and guaranteeing the Supreme Court.
lol
dipshits
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (t+qrx)
She wears clothes slightly less well than a horse would.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (L4NrC)
I'm not sorry.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (woo48)
She looks a lot better on the rare (VERY rare) occasions that she has a genuine smile.
Most of the time, though, she takes Resting Bitch Face to a whole new level.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)
"Well, I mean, If Michelle The Magnificent has a dink, then I don't even know WHAT is true anymore! Maybe Trump really DID win?!?!?! Cats and dogs, living together! Mass Hysteria!!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 17, 2020 06:27 PM (3GzTP)
"Goonie Goo Goo"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: rozel at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (EJ2Rs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Straight party ticket on, Wayne!
Posted by: Miklos in Garth glasses at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:22 PM (nakwk)
=====
Shit, you're on a roll today, brother
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:23 PM
post-TxMoMe Insom >> pre-TxMoMe Insom
After next year, with boots and a Stetson, the world will tremble.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (vMCab)
software was not set up for Klingon
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Thanks for the pro tip. I've been trying to get out of LinkedIn for YEARS. They don't let you quit. Apparently All it takes is a few posts about Big Mike !!! Gotta run.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (cCxiu)
I'm surprised it recognizes her as human.
Seriously, Mooch has always reminded me of Flip Wilson done up as Geraldine.
The rest of you 29-year-olds will understand what I mean by that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (VikfB)
The Devil made me buy this dress!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM (4a9Vv)
An ona-hole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (NpAcC)
--
She walks like a mule with 4 shoes on its feet. Kalump, kalump, kalump...
She is no beauty and isn't delicate by any stretch. But I've seen her high school picture somewhere and she sure seems to be a female. I'll go that far, and not a millimeter more.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (paGOp)
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (/Dgcm)
***********
You ought to see what she can do with tassels
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 06:29 PM
Unpossible, according to every fashion magazine in the known world!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (DMUuz)
If Admiral Ackbar and 'Grady' from Sanford & Son had a lovechild...
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (DMUuz)
Waxed-canvas duster, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
In Tolkien's Middle Earth, she'd be classified as maybe 1/2 orc, 1/4 hobbit, 1/4 troll. Maybe few dwarf genes in there, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (VikfB)
Are they still in bidness ??
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Women's beach handball
https://youtu.be/YQnDoleUoRQ
Or
Baby otter
https://youtu.be/Yl6zZEHBHwE
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (ifmtJ)
Think I've just found my new favorite spectator sport.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (v0R5T)
Funniest thing I've read all week. Yeah, I know, but it's still funny.
Posted by: troyriser at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (OLtrr)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Yea....that video sealed the deal for me.
It's TWUUUEE. It's TWUUEE!
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (6mVOj)
The comments on that video are hilarious. I'm surprised Youtube hasn't memory-holed it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:32 PM (guGkK)
Railroad spikes maybe
Oh, those plastic sets of testicles you see dangling from the occasional vehicle. That would scream Mooch.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 17, 2020 06:32 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2020 06:18 PM (7Fj9P)
Having just rewatched Deuce Bigalow over the weekend, I read that in Fluisa's voice.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 17, 2020 06:32 PM (BOIGE)
Posted by: Ace 'Ventura' Ewok Detective at November 17, 2020 06:32 PM (bTT9D)
***
Thanks but I'd rather have a staring contest with Cthulhu.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 06:32 PM (L4NrC)
After next year, with boots and a Stetson, the world will tremble.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (DMUuz)
I've noticed that as well.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (2JVJo)
========================
Bing Michael Robinson image search.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: pmurT at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (X4R22)
Posted by: Damiano at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (YDPU/)
From what I'm seeing from the Geek Squad, I just don't see how this whole dominion thing is ignored. They had the shit going to an FTP server? Are you fucking kidding me? The same amount of firewall that a typical wordpress blog has?
Fucking Comet Pizza had 100x the security of our voting systems. And that is NOT an exaggeration. It's depressing and scary AF.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (240Sf)
If she's at all intelligent, the amount of patronizing sychophancy she gets on her looks would no doubt be grating. Which explains the annoying jaw/lip clench she does that irritates me.
But I suspect she's a narcissist, like her husband, so she probably assumes she deserves it all.
I don't know what the liberal elites really crave. They are bottomless No-Faces that always need more power, more adoration, more money. What would be enough for them? What is their Thanos high bar where they can finally sit back and say "it is finished"?
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)
--
It might as well have been another woman. Because it was. She looks no more like that portrait than my cat's hiney.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (paGOp)
Posted by: Wayne and Garth at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (r+sAi)
not been able to come to terms with. I could write off the other photos
and such as catastrophic wardrobe malfunctions.
But when the tape broke and the boys started swinging...
Well, I still haven't heard an explanation.
Probably why YT has removed 99% of the videos. Especially the unedited original HD ones.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:28 PM (8B6Ng)
When she has more junk swinging around than you have, it's dispiriting, according to a friend
Posted by: Button on a fur coat at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (4I/2K)
She is no beauty and isn't delicate by any stretch. But I've seen her high school picture somewhere and she sure seems to be a female. I'll go that far, and not a millimeter more.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (paGOp)
Yeah, she's not particularly graceful.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (IKj4H)
The courts today have devolved back to pre-Magna Carta days. They exist for 2 reasons:
1) so the nobility (rich) can argue their disputes at taxpayer expense.
2) to keep the poor in their place.
There is no law. There is no justice.
There is only whatever the judge can get away with.
Let me put it to you like this: there are far more judges in this country than sheriffs.
And not one judge has said, "I will not enforce fines for not wearing a mask."
Yet how many have refused to enforce immigration law?
That tells you the caliber of cowards that wear the black robes.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (aO8Gd)
Answer: his farts never make a sound.
I'll show myself out now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (iTXRQ)
You, sir (or madam), owe me a new keyboard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: pmurT at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (X4R22)
Try the smegma dip.
It's to die for.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (8B6Ng)
Baby otter
https://youtu.be/Yl6zZEHBHwE
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:26 PM (ifmtJ)
Think I've just found my new favorite spectator sport.
Posted by: Insomniac
Participation, sport.
Posted by: Soon to be adolescent baby otter at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (DMUuz)
Waxed-canvas duster, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
I'm not sure the world is ready for that. I better stay with just the boots and Stetson at first.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Button on a fur coat at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (4I/2K)
It was rude. She was hitting the other dancers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
He's trying to dress like a cool dude, not a school shooter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:33 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (t+qrx)
Like when Henry VIII married one of his wives by proxy, sight-unseen, based on a painting.
He went to meet her at the dock, and said, "Yeah, nah, bro. Not sticking it in that. Nope."
He did give her an adequate pension and some lands of her own, which goes to show he wasn't a TOTAL asshole. I believe she survived him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (2eMOL)
@Wizard_Predicts
The refusal of Wayne County (Detroit) to certify their election results is a huge win for President Trump.
The Wayne County board found the number of ballots cast did not match the number of people who signed in to vote.
3:31 PM · Nov 17, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (FBrfY)
Einhorn is Finkle!
Posted by: Ace 'Ventura' Ewok Detective at November 17, 2020 06:32 PM (bTT9D)
Einhorn is a MAN!
Einhorn is a MAN?!
Oh my GAWWWWD!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (nakwk)
" If you're still following whoever writes Barack Obama's tweets for him,
you'[ll see that he's really promoting Vol. 1 of his new memoir, "A
Promised Land." "
volume one? Apparently he's the new American Churchill. Perhaps in Vol 2 he'll tell us his favorite flavor of Pudding Pops.
and I'd bet his original manuscript was like in "The Shining":
"All work and no Golf make Barky a dull boy"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: jsg
___________
Damn.
Posted by: The Ever-Present Anthony Fauci at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (3VGQ8)
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (Su9Le)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
He's trying to dress like a cool dude, not a school shooter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (6FeV1)
Oh.
*puts away the .88 Magnum*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
it's 'sir'
or 'milord' if you're feeling fancy
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM
=====
Waxed-canvas duster, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM
Probably best saved for '22. The world can only take so much change at a time.
Also, we don't yet know the amplifying effects of wild hog bacon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (DMUuz)
@michpoligal
Wayne County Board of canvassers deadlocks 2-2 on certifying the Nov. 3 election.
**********
That Has NEVER happened before, Pants Shitters hardest hit
Posted by: President-Select of the MFM at November 17, 2020 06:20 PM (mwLLf)
Kathy Gray is a reliable, though lefty reporter, but I cannot find a link that confirms this with the duck duck.
If true, this is big.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (9UmRs)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
I have reversed the ridiculous decision to cancel Wreaths Across America at Arlington National Cemetery. It will now go on!
(funny twitter did not ..flag it )
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (zr5Kq)
And he'll be just fine. For such a deadly disease that we need to ruin our economy over, it'd be nice if at least one old fart in DC keeled over. Take one for the team.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (DMUuz)
Potent stuff, that.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (t+qrx)
WTF?
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (C+F5p)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (buTO7)
and your dick slaps your thigh
that's a-moochie
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (C+F5p)
You can't win your own thread, that's cheating.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (xopF2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (DMUuz)
Waxed-canvas duster, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
I'm not sure the world is ready for that. I better stay with just the boots and Stetson at first.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (nakwk)
I say by that time Insom will have gone from stoked to fabulous and will show up in a tutu. (Only a manly one, of course.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (IKj4H)
A guest on War Room I think said it's even worse: the Dominion systems use a form of Windows software somehow that is old and discontinued, and is no longer used because it's so unsecure. I don't understand the specifics of all they said, but what??
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2020 06:30 PM (DMUuz)
Waxed-canvas duster, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
Assless chaps, y/n ?
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Michelle at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (2eMOL)
What's an extra 100k votes between friends?
Seriously, have we found 2, TWO, people with a backbone in the election system? That beats our previous record of 0.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (9sWOw)
I say by that time Insom will have gone from stoked to fabulous and will show up in a tutu. (Only a manly one, of course.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (IKj4H)
The manliest.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:39 PM (nakwk)
It's a lot worse than that. Might be worth waiting to hear what Sidney Powell has before throwing in the towel.
MI, GA, PA and NV are already blowing up. The fight has just begun.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)
how so ?
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)
The Wayne County board found the number of ballots cast did not match the number of people who signed in to vote.
3:31 PM Nov 17, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (FBrfY)
Is this real? Because how incompetent do you have to be at voter fraud to not fake enough names and signatures to make the numbers match? I mean, cmon.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (UPoLF)
MI, GA, PA and NV are already blowing up. The fight has just begun.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)
I want to believe...
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (Rbfr/)
That's actually not uncommon for embedded systems. Dangerous, but alarmingly not uncommon. Serious systems too, like critical infrastructure serious.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (3VGQ
No, some of us are flatter chested. Some of us even have very flat behinds.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (IKj4H)
But, I was thinking, what if the result was paper ballots, voter id, secure counts,.... and that led to half the democrats losing their seats and them becoming a rump party?
Well, that is another earmark - he fucks things up so bad it ruins it for the next guy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Sure, I'll take a pair if you're offering.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (t+qrx)
I'd have to bet that it was very requited.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:32 PM (guGkK)
They've memory holed most of them. Especially the unedited and HQ versions that originally went up. What we seen now are generations removed, and usually edited. Seeing the whole thing in context is what really drives the point home.
It's the whole "tape breaks" and then Mike is trying to dance and hide it, fekking hysterical.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (8B6Ng)
#It'sScience
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (woo48)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
The Wayne County board found the number of ballots cast did not match the number of people who signed in to vote.
3:31 PM Nov 17, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (FBrfY)
Is this real? Because how incompetent do you have to be at voter fraud to not fake enough names and signatures to make the numbers match? I mean, cmon.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (UPoLF)
They'd gotten away with it for decades without doing that. Given the quantities involved, it's hard to find that many people who didn't vote and not accidentally duplicate any in a short period of time.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (Zm+LZ)
and your dick slaps your thigh
that's a-moochie
Posted by: ace
********
ace johson is right!
Posted by: Muldoon Johnson at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (pk9Sm)
@EmilyValdezKNX
BREAKING: New #COVID restrictions for #LACounty starting Friday:
-Curfew for restaurants, all non-essential businesses from 10pm-6am
-Outdoor eatery seating reduced to 50% capacity
-Office, retail, biz max capacity down to 25%
@KNX1070 (1/2)
3:24 PM · Nov 17, 2020
Emily Valdez KNX 1070
@EmilyValdezKNX ·12m
Replying to @EmilyValdezKNX
-Masks must be worn by all for personal services
-Personal services by appointment only
-All gathering limited to 15 people max from 3 households
Source: LA County Supervisor Shelia Kuehl.
(She also says no plans for lockdown, so stop hoarding toilet paper)
@KNX1070
(2/2)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (FBrfY)
Like when Henry VIII married one of his wives by proxy, sight-unseen, based on a painting.
He went to meet her at the dock, and said, "Yeah, nah, bro. Not sticking it in that. Nope."
He did give her an adequate pension and some lands of her own, which goes to show he wasn't a TOTAL asshole. I believe she survived him.
==
I believe that was Anne of Cleves? He also complained bitterly because she smelled so bad. Of particular note, this was noticed on his wedding night with her. Make of that what you will. I think they remained cordial throughout their lives though.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (paGOp)
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (R1LMN)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (2DOZq)
Does it give the state house political cover to say "we're ignoring the vote and sending our own electors" or what?
What's the consequence of this?
Posted by: pmurT at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (X4R22)
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (2BZBZ)
It's the whole "tape breaks" and then Mike is trying to dance and hide it, fekking hysterical.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (8B6Ng)
Link?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (TdMsT)
WTF?
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (AD3JT)
Why would anyone put this in writing? Gah.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (IKj4H)
is that Las Vegas?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Day-twa, Michigan, along with the burbs.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 17, 2020 06:36 PM (3VGQ
No, some of us are flatter chested. Some of us even have very flat behinds.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (IKj4H)
Makes for some incredible 'planking' pics.
Not that planking is a thing anymore.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (/Dgcm)
Ah, so apparently he did give it the ol' college try at least once.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Toad-O at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (nUhF0)
9m
HUGE: Second Georgia County FINDS THOUSANDS MORE VOTES, Majority Are For President Trump...
Posted by: President-Select of the MFM at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (mwLLf)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (v2c9/)
Smart girl. She got to live.
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: DC - knows who holds the keys of David at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (onMzM)
Posted by: Muldoon Johnson at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (m45I2)
Tracy's house burned down today.
https://tinyurl.com/y2dvom5n
Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: wth
Despite the occasional imbalance of Bodily Humours
Posted by: Miklosdoric of York at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)
WTF?
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2020 06:37 PM (AD3JT)
Why would anyone put this in writing? Gah.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!)
_________
Because I thought it would be funny.
Posted by: Bill Ayres at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (9vQJW)
Say goodbye to most restaurants
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (9sWOw)
I've seen photos that are alleged to be of Mike when he was still claiming to be a man (and, BTW, a friend of Barack's). The toned arms and tattoos match, and the RBF, but the Ellen tape is still the ultimate evidence.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Honest Joe at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (a7pmO)
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (Rbfr/)
Ah! I can possibly shed some light on this.
Microsoft at one point made a stripped down version of their popular Windows XP operating system that could run on a read only drive and run a dedicated piece of software, without all the bloatware / over the internet updates / necessary restarts / etc.
It was installed on many "secure" machines, like ATM's, cash registers, etc. Anywhere you'd want to be able to button everything up and have no way for anyone to insert code in to it.
Problem is... they stopped supporting Windows XP about 5 years ago, and since Windows 10 is a SaaS platform, they can't recreate that.
Soo... a lot of people running XP on their machines are paying an assload of money to microsoft to still be supported. But no one is actively looking for security holes to patch or anything else, as far as I know.
So what was a pretty secure option back in 2007 or whatever, is now a very unsecure option.
If I had to guess, that's what happened to Dominion.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (UPoLF)
I really want a waxed canvas duster, but that get-up just screams "I have a sawed-off shotgun"
which, now that I think about it, could be a useful image to project, at certain times
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (uXqrV)
-
Windows Vista Student Edition
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (pk9Sm)
......
Don't worry, it was all backed up on 3.5" floppys.
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
Our founders would have started shooting a long time ago.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Muldoon Johnson at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cliff Claven at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (UPoLF)
I'm more and more convinced of the working theory that the unexpected deluge of Trump votes just overwhelmed their contingency planning for fakery. They had to improvise on virtually no notice, and when you improvise on the fly like that you make big, dumb mistakes. You can't help that your handiwork becomes obvious even to the casual observer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17,
Ever been to Detroit, Harry?
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (2DOZq)
Most likely.
Some years ago, I watched a very serious and sincere video "proving" Michelle O is a man. One of the proofs was that her ring finger is shorter than her index finger and that only happens in men.
Then I looked down at my hands and it was that day I discovered I was actually a man.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (IKj4H)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:41 PM (t+qrx)
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Posted by: runner at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DC - knows who holds the keys of David at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (onMzM)
That sounds very painful.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (UPoLF)
In later years, her childhood home was turned into a drug den.
It's an empty lot now.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: DC - knows who holds the keys of David at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (onMzM
Prayer just sent up. And accidents happen. Your son shouldn't give it another thought.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/y56s2744
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (2JVJo)
And how they can *ever* certify their election results is a head-shaking mystery.
In '16, one of Jill Stein's recount requests was MI. It was halted when Wayne County's precincts (more than 60% as I recall) could not pass the *first* kind of screening check, matching ballots to roster (signed in voters). And I mean enormous discrepancies.
It's a laughable Third World/dictatorship farce, and it's probably affected the entire country for decades, as a medium-sized electoral state that's been 100% Dem victories.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (9UmRs)
Driven through it. Never spent any time there, no.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (IKj4H)
I feel my ears burning...
Posted by: Brie Larson at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bill Ayres at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (9vQJW)
I went to a writing conference once, where one of the panelists talked about the open secret that is people of importance all using ghostwriters. He was one, and wouldn't disclose who his clients were.
The theory that Bill Ayres is Obama's ghostwriter is one of my favorite head canons. I'm sure Michelle used one as well.
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
3:31 PM Nov 17, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (FBrfY)
Is this real? Because how incompetent do you have to be at voter fraud to not fake enough names and signatures to make the numbers match? I mean, cmon.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (UPoLF)
Remember, they stopped the count and had to ralley... it wasn't going to be clean and they expected Trump to fold like a Republican. (I'm sure that's what they told eachother) Wonder if all the we are coming with evidence messaging is making people nervous.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (PUmDY)
If I had to guess, that's what happened to Dominion.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Nonsense! All Dominion servers are in secure bathrooms!
Posted by: Miklos, the neglected Awan Brother at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: DC - knows who holds the keys of David at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (onMzM)
Sorry to hear that. Prayer sent!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (IKj4H)
Posted by: Lrrr at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (v3pYe)
https://tinyurl.com/y2dvom5n
Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (Cus5s)
5 gallons of kerosene on the front porch will do that.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (V6GAy)
Anyone know for a fact that this is, or isn't, the case?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 06:38 PM (Rbfr/)
From what I understood it's a crappy shell program using windows 10 home. That alone is a head scratcher, but I got used to turnkey programs using DOS back in the day.
What I have an issue with is the things have bluetooth and wifi access, and it appears 3 internet connections. It's like the backups aren't for security, rather if the cheat goes down in one place, you've got a redundancy to fall back on. There's no other explanation.
Check on twatter @codemonkeyZ, @we_have_risen and @carrollquigley1 for the recent weirdness.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (8B6Ng)
I really want a waxed canvas duster, but that get-up just screams "I have a sawed-off shotgun"
which, now that I think about it, could be a useful image to project, at certain times
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (uXqrV)
It's why I keep mine.
Also, with it, I can conceal carry an AR Pistol.
Um, if I was inclined to do so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 17, 2020 06:48 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Bull Moose Michelle at November 17, 2020 06:48 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: dartist at November 17, 2020 06:48 PM (+ya+t)
Is it a tin foil hat story that there are no pics of Michelle when she was pregnant?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM
This.
I've been axing that question for years
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 06:48 PM (uXqrV)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:48 PM (iTXRQ)
I hope eating the delicious venison provides some measure of compensation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:48 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: DJ3Way at November 17, 2020 06:48 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (v2c9/)
I'm not sure the world is ready for that. I better stay with just the boots and Stetson at first.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (nakwk)
Just don't cut your hair.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (m45I2)
This is excellent in a number of ways. I salute you, sir.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (IKj4H)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (guGkK)
I kind of buy that. But one thing that gives me pause is that the media was prepping us for this outcome for weeks. On the one hand, they were saying "Bidens up by 10 in the polls" and on the other they were saying "it'll look like Trump won on election night, but as the votes come in, it'll look like Biden won." Plus all of those media "simulations" they were involved in. When Toobin was jerking it pretending to be a supreme court justice, etc.
I just can't help but shake the feeling that they knew something.
They weren't doing simulations (as far as I know) in 2016 or previous elections.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (2BZBZ)
With a penis and testicles.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Sasha and Malia at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Dr. Louis Leakey at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (guGkK)
The Wayne County board found the number of ballots cast did not match the number of people who signed in to vote.
3:31 PM Nov 17, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (FBrfY)
Is this real? Because how incompetent do you have to be at voter
fraud to not fake enough names and signatures to make the numbers match?
I mean, cmon.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (UPoLF)
Hold up. In the dark of night we were supposed to sign in voters to the poll book AND whip up fake ballots AND keep count so the two came out even?
Posted by: Wayne County Clerk's Office - Election Division at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (4I/2K)
Big Mike is hung like a fucking horse. No wonder Barry dug "her".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Exception: Winston Churchill.
That limey could fucking WRITE.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (0dt4f)
Anyone know for a fact that this is, or isn't, the case?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (VikfB)
++++
At which point the state house has all the cards and can say: "We're not doing shit till we get a full audit of the whole state."
Posted by: pmurT at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (X4R22)
Seriously, Mooch has always reminded me of Flip Wilson done up as Geraldine.
The rest of you 29-year-olds will understand what I mean by that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:19 PM (VikfB)
Geraldine was more feminine.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (kf8Ef)
Posted by: Bumr50 at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (SEBYZ)
Posted by: President-Select of the MFM at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (mwLLf)
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (2BZBZ)
With a penis and testicles.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (nakwk)
Not all women have periods.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (Zm+LZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y56s2744
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (2JVJo)
I remember that
Posted by: spypeach at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (pk9Sm)
A woman with Peter North's dick. Find the Ellen video, you'll see the light. And wish you hadn't.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (6XLoz)
How many voting machines in America are Internet-connected & vulnerable to hacking according to the 3 biggest voting machine manufacturers?
ES&S: 14,000 machines in 11 states!
Hart: 1,600 machines in Michigan!
Dominion: We decline to answer!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DC - knows who holds the keys of David at November 17, 2020 06:43 PM (onMzM
Prayer just sent up. And accidents happen. Your son shouldn't give it another thought.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)
Hopefully he gets full motion out of it afterwards. Prayers up. At least he was doing something useful - and probably tired, but who else was going to dress it?
I almost cut my finger off doing something much, much stupider. It's never been the same. But, a good excuse as to why I'm flipping you off.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (r+sAi)
I hope eating the delicious venison provides some measure of compensation.
-----------------------------------------
Thanks for the prayer.
Indeed, he just brought in some delicious tenderloins for me to eat! That's what prompted me to remember his situation.
Posted by: DC - knows who holds the keys of David at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (onMzM)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (IKj4H)
I'm so lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Dr. Louis Leakey
ha ha
okay it was more like decades ago, when I had all my hair and teeth
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (iTXRQ)
3:31 PM Nov 17, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (FBrfY)
Is this real? Because how incompetent do you have to be at voter fraud to not fake enough names and signatures to make the numbers match? I mean, cmon.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (UPoLF)
Remember, they stopped the count and had to ralley... it wasn't going to be clean and they expected Trump to fold like a Republican. (I'm sure that's what they told eachother) Wonder if all the we are coming with evidence messaging is making people nervous.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (+2xjH)
That and super computers analyzing where they are all are at all times with the Military standing by to back bag them as terrorists taking them to black sites and prisons because they are terrorists.
I'd be nervous as fuck too.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 06:52 PM (R1LMN)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (6XLoz)
Her big mistake that day was boxers instead of briefs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 17, 2020 06:52 PM (guGkK)
would make for an interesting story. doubt it could get published.
Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 17, 2020 06:52 PM (TnMl8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:40 PM (VikfB)
Help a brother out and post that Twatter thingy. I haven't been able to confirm this.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 06:52 PM (9UmRs)
What I have an issue with is the things have bluetooth and wifi access, and it appears 3 internet connections. It's like the backups aren't for security, rather if the cheat goes down in one place, you've got a redundancy to fall back on. There's no other explanation.
Check on twatter @codemonkeyZ, @we_have_risen and @carrollquigley1 for the recent weirdness.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (8B6Ng)
2 problems with using win 10 home:
1) they'd be in violation with their agreement with Microsoft, obviously. And the Microsoft licensing police aren't people you want to fuck with.
and
2) it would require internet connectivity with the way Win 10 works. You could maybe get away with pushing updates over the network and not connecting to the internet at all if you were using win 10 enterprise.
which is why I guessed they were using the version of XP that banks and cash registers use.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:52 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (2BZBZ)
With a penis and testicles.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (nakwk)
Like two feet of fuel transfer hose and a grocery bag full of yams.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (oigoJ)
I'm not sure the world is ready for that. I better stay with just the boots and Stetson at first.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:34 PM (nakwk)
Just don't cut your hair.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (TdMsT)
For another entire year? I'll have definite metal hair then
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (nakwk)
Yes. My index and ring finger are the EXACT same length. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (2DOZq)
That's true for me. She had absolutely no sense of fashion and wore very unflattering things. But when she didn't have her raging bitch face on she looked relatively pleasant. But the toned arms and fashion icon crap was Soviet level disinformation.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (y7DUB)
Here's a compilation of Big Mike's ginormous slong swingin' around:
https://streamable.com/el7iai
I think "she" rivals Danny D.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (f1Vqw)
What I have an issue with is the things have bluetooth and wifi access, and it appears 3 internet connections. It's like the backups aren't for security, rather if the cheat goes down in one place, you've got a redundancy to fall back on. There's no other explanation.
Check on twatter @codemonkeyZ, @we_have_risen and @carrollquigley1 for the recent weirdness.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (8B6Ng)
2 problems with using win 10 home:
1) they'd be in violation with their agreement with Microsoft, obviously. And the Microsoft licensing police aren't people you want to fuck with.
and
2) it would require internet connectivity with the way Win 10 works. You could maybe get away with pushing updates over the network and not connecting to the internet at all if you were using win 10 enterprise.
which is why I guessed they were using the version of XP that banks and cash registers use.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:52 PM (UPoLF)
And to think this is all because Microsoft wanted to charge people on a subscription basis.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (Zm+LZ)
NV GOP today sued to void the election for irregularities (something like that, have not read the document). From what I've been able to find out about Clark County, it's been a ridiculous, Wayne County/Philadelphia/Fulton County-level fraud festival. Or at least with all the markers for shenanigans - no GOP observers, not following ballot integrity (signature matching) procedures. One guy mailed in 9 mail-in ballots, faking signatures of other people, and the state accepted 8 of them.
The election process of most of the US is beyond farcical, and a national calamity.
Feels like I'm hoping for a pony, but gawd I want Trump in the WH for 4 more, AND for that to entail the destruction of these ridiculously fraudulent election operations, and as many of those involved as possible.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: jsg at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (2eMOL)
Can you imagine being selected to do the edits? Yikes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (paGOp)
The same with George IV and his wife, Caroline of Brunswick. Apparently she stank like a stable, and when he first met her, George whispered to an aide, "Harris, I feel unwell - fetch me a brandy!" before running from the room.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (2JVJo)
Then I looked down at my hands and it was that day I discovered I was actually a man.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (IKj4H)
I meant longer, not shorter. Ach.
I'm still a man, though.
But seriously though, I thought everyone's ring finger was longer than the index finger. Am I just a freak of nature?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (IKj4H)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Facial Recog V2.0 at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Honest Joe at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (a7pmO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (uXqrV)
Soooo... you in a duster and hogmartin in assless chaps next year?
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Bumr50 at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (SEBYZ)
https://twitter.com/JasonMillerinDC /status/1328842494382141443
(remove space)
Wayne County canvassers deadlock on certifying Nov. 3 election results
"The decision came after a number of absentee ballot poll books were found to be out of balance..."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Bumr50 at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (SEBYZ)
I'm looking at my hands. But I'm doing the Safety Dance.
Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Wayne County Clerk's Office - Election Division at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (4I/2K)
No, of course not. But within the next, you know, week or so following the election, you should have faked a bunch of signatures / registrations to match the total from election day.
Duh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: President-Select of the MFM at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (mwLLf)
Looks like Sidney Powell's Threat of punishments for fraud had something to do with this.
Don't certify Wayne County, the legislature can certify the rest of the counties and certify.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (R1LMN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West
Most have colons.
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (V6GAy)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (oigoJ)
Posted by: President-Select of the MFM at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (mwLLf)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (IKj4H)
Oh no. You're so much more than that.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (nakwk)
https://streamable.com/el7iai
I think "she" rivals Danny D.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (f1Vqw)
I think that's just a fold in her pants. Nevertheless, I am traumatized.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (IKj4H)
How many voting machines in America are Internet-connected & vulnerable to hacking according to the 3 biggest voting machine manufacturers?
ES&S: 14,000 machines in 11 states!
Hart: 1,600 machines in Michigan!
Dominion: We decline to answer!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)
We have a dominion expert here, don't we?
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (AwPyG)
The former San Francisco 49ers quarterback alleged Abu-Jamal was framed for the killing of Officer Daniel Faulkner almost 39 years ago
Hum? How about no and go stick your dick in tree chipper
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (OVEfo)
--
This was me as well. She look alright to me on occasion, but she wore her 'I hate white people' on her sleeve and didn't care who knew. She's fair game.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (paGOp)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:54 PM (IKj4H)
My ring finger is longer then my index finger. I think it is a bit rare, but certainly not unheard of.
My second toe is always longer then my ... thumb toe? What do we call toes anyways?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: chique l'African
-
That's how everyone is made I think. Same way all humans have five digits on each limb. Do some have more or fewer? Yes. But humans have five digits on each limb.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (pk9Sm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (paGOp)
The same with George IV and his wife, Caroline of Brunswick. Apparently she stank like a stable, and when he first met her, George whispered to an aide, "Harris, I feel unwell - fetch me a brandy!" before running from the room.
***
I'm trying and failing to imagine how badly you have to smell to smell bad to someone else in that time period.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (L4NrC)
https://tinyurl.com/y2dvom5n
Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2020 06:44 PM (Cus5s)
************
Wow. That is awful. She was at the Million MAGA March as one of the featured speakers.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Bumr50 at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (SEBYZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (nakwk)
Thanks?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (IKj4H)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (VikfB)
Here's a compilation of Big Mike's ginormous slong swingin' around:
https://streamable.com/el7iai
I think "she" rivals Danny D.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (f1Vqw)
I watched that, but there is another video where it is much more obvious.
I'll try to find it.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 06:53 PM (oigoJ)
Forget dancing, then. Hell, walking will probably be out of the question.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Dwaynerz at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (0dt4f)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (UPoLF)
Hang on, you have opposable toes?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (t+qrx)
-
Seize ALL them assets.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (pk9Sm)
Vaguely they do look like Jug Ears
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (9sWOw)
Wayne County = Detroit, yes?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 06:24 PM (VikfB)
yes.
must be something that 2 of them know? The ones that don't want to go to prison for voter fraud.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (oVJmc)
>>2) it would require internet connectivity with the way Win 10 works.
@We_Have_Risen
I challenge every Secretary of State to answer 1 question under oath...
Is the election software connected to the internet...
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (pk9Sm)
https://tinyurl.com/y2dvom5n
Whoa. . . sh#t just got real.
CTH probably happy they only got deplatformed?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (IKj4H)
$1.25 domestic pints at my favorite watering hole on Thursday. I'll buy the first round!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kids wife approves of this drinking session' at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (bTT9D)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)
We have a dominion expert here, don't we?
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (+2xjH)
Heh
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 17, 2020 06:59 PM (AiZBA)
I expected he would reverse this order and like clockwork he did. We love him for it and that is what makes this whole fraudulent charade so painful.
Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at November 17, 2020 06:59 PM (gU9Gm)
Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2020 06:59 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 06:59 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (UPoLF)
Big toe?
I thought I had decent feet until a drunken Moron teased me about having tiny toes (I wasn't aware that I did) at an NJMoMe a few years ago.
Eh, I still think they are normal.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:59 PM (IKj4H)
It is like saying "Well, you can't hire crack addicts to guard the armored car, but heroin addicts are fine if used as drivers."
No computer can be relied upon for security without validation, (by SoS and observers before election), air gap (not connected in internet, guarded, and no USB ports), And auditing (after election by Sos and observers.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 17, 2020 06:59 PM (LWu6U)
I stupidly sliced my hand open once cutting avocados. (I like thwacking into the pit with a knife to remove it, instead of digging it out; I accidentally thwacked my hand, not the pit.) At least his accident comes from doing something cooler and more useful.
But definitely prayers up!
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2020 06:47 PM (2BZBZ)
With a penis and testicles.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 06:49 PM (nakwk)
Searching for this on YT is impossible. Even the 'official' videos edit that part out. There's also a bunch of videos that throw up some sort of photobomb right at the critical point. You can only find it by searching on duck duck go, and they'll point you to some lousy YT videos. Lousy because they zoom in or just show snippets in slow motion and you don't see the full video - which is really important. You gotta see it in real-time for the full effect.
I haven't heard anybody with a rational explanation for this yet.
https://tinyurl.com/yc7b3hyd
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (AwPyG)
Is the election software connected to the internet.
It would have to be if the stuff about data going to overseas servers to be tabulated is true -- and who in their right mind thought that was acceptable?
Oh right, corrupt city and state Democrats.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:45 PM (IKj4H)
$1.25 domestic pints at my favorite watering hole on Thursday. I'll buy the first round!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kids wife approves of this drinking session' at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (bTT9D)
I think I just discovered male privilege.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (IKj4H)
Eh, I still think they are normal.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 06:59 PM (IKj4H)
Hey not me!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (oigoJ)
Don't certify Wayne County, the legislature can certify the rest of the counties and certify.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 17, 2020 06:55 PM (R1LMN)
But, but, but.. without proof and stuff, nothing is going to happen... and stuff...
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (+2xjH)
Develop evidence of fraud and illegalities (not following state law, excluding observers, etc) in order to get either court orders or canvassing board action to *not* certify results.
Or, as in both PA and MI at the moment (and probably NV), to get court decisions excluding portions of the vote processed improperly (guess where the violations took place? Yeah, Dem-heavy cities and counties).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (OTzUX)
Like when Henry VIII married one of his wives by proxy, sight-unseen, based on a painting.
He went to meet her at the dock, and said, "Yeah, nah, bro. Not sticking it in that. Nope."
He did give her an adequate pension and some lands of her own, which goes to show he wasn't a TOTAL asshole. I believe she survived him.
==
I believe that was Anne of Cleves? He also complained bitterly because she smelled so bad. Of particular note, this was noticed on his wedding night with her. Make of that what you will. I think they remained cordial throughout their lives though.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 06:42 PM (paGOp)
Divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (t+qrx)
Yeah, like a monkey.
You don't?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (UPoLF)
It's like I don't know any of you anymore.
Posted by: johnd01 at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (TXvM3)
Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Inspector Sex Gadget at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (Xu8M1)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (/4vtq)
And yes, I have that too.
I wasn't aware until a couple of years ago it had a name.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (L4NrC)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (paGOp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 17, 2020 07:02 PM (0dt4f)
Posted by: Cicero
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Damn, that's a good price. I'd buy a round for the house at those prices, especially since there can't be any more than ten people indoors.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 17, 2020 07:02 PM (pk9Sm)
And yes, I have that too.
I wasn't aware until a couple of years ago it had a name.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (L4NrC)
Is it fatal?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2020 07:02 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (0dt4f)
How so? Jim Carrey's a worthless pos but she got subsequent big roles.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2020 07:02 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (OVEfo)
Haha, no it wasn't. You were a perfect gentleman.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (IKj4H)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (EcD5Y)
They are with Barry's transcripts.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (FsgBK)
Is the election software connected to the internet...
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Would they even know the answer to that?
We're not exactly dealing with rocket scientists here.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)
We have a dominion expert here, don't we?
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 17, 2020 06:56 PM (+2xjH)
Heh
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 17, 2020 06:59 PM (AiZBA)
I notice he's not here... I don't see a single post on this thread... must be busy. Even though I'd guess he hasn't missed another weekday thread since the election. (this is not scientific I didn't go back to check)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 17, 2020 07:03 PM (+2xjH)
And yes, I have that too.
I wasn't aware until a couple of years ago it had a name.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:01 PM (L4NrC)
Is it fatal?
***
I sure hope not. I will say it adds an extra bit of joy when you kick your toes against a wooden chair leg.
And by joy I mean cussing.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:04 PM (L4NrC)
Is the election software connected to the internet...
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Yep. And windows 10 - our guys won't use it because it was designed by microsoft as spyware. It's a big ol mess. People thought that 8 was awful.
Wifi, bluetooth, and internet. This isn't a fucking drive-thru window, and I'm not ordering a Chalupa and Pepsi.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 17, 2020 07:04 PM (8B6Ng)
Duh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17,
Harry, about that Detroit thing, they're not exactly full of initiative. And why should they? They have gotten their way on elections forever. Apparently the two Repubs deadlocked the cert.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 07:04 PM (9UmRs)
What killed Sean Young's career was being completely cray-cray, even by Hollywood's extremely loose standards.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 07:04 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (2DOZq)
Oh most definitely! I 100% agree. I had to endure my fashion mags and blogs singing her praises to the skies. any criticisms were nonexistent or tepid. Then Melania, a literal fashion plate gets in as first lady, and crickets.
Stopped reading the blogs after that.
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 07:05 PM (Rbfr/)
Thumb Toe]/i] would make a great band name for an electro-synth rap-bluegrass fusion "Dropkick Murphys" cover band
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 07:05 PM (uXqrV)
Posted by: Peak Karen at November 17, 2020 07:05 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (oigoJ)
What's an 'index finger'?
Posted by: 70-year old carpenter at November 17, 2020 07:06 PM (bTT9D)
>>We're not exactly dealing with rocket scientists here.
I think the key word in that question is software not machine.
We've been told endlessly that election machines are not connected to the internet. Neither i my laptop.
But the software in my laptop is.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2020 07:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 07:04 PM (9UmRs)
I guess. But didn't they almost get caught in 2016 with Jill Stein's hastily cancelled recounts?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 07:06 PM (UPoLF)
***
People like this are why casinos exist.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (L4NrC)
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 07:04 PM (9UmRs)
I guess. But didn't they almost get caught in 2016 with Jill Stein's hastily cancelled recounts?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at November 17, 2020 07:06 PM (UPoLF)
That they ultimately didn't probably convinced them that they were invincible.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (Zm+LZ)
The Wayne County board found the number of ballots cast did not match the number of people who signed in to vote.
3:31 PM Nov 17, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 17, 2020 06:35 PM (FBrfY)
Votes in must = votes out, or either the machines were faulty, or people changed votes.
And for an explanation why, by an MIT PhD math professor, earlier today:
https://tinyurl.com/y6oxk5yw
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
A guest on War Room I think said it's even worse: the Dominion systems use a form of Windows software somehow that is old and discontinued, and is no longer used because it's so unsecure. I don't understand the specifics of all they said, but what??
I've read that things as old as OS2 (an old IBM attempt at an operating system) are used for embedded systems around the world.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (oVJmc)
Let's say you have 6 guys who robbed a bank.
The police are looking at all of them.
Odds that one breaks?
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (aO8Gd)
looks like i'm a rocket surgeon in the typing department tonight
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (uXqrV)
But the kind of problem the Trump campaign - and anyone honest and with a functioning mind - is citing is massive, systematic failure to ensure integrity by doing real signature matching of mail-ins, with true multi-partisan observation and checking. Though I don't know the details of NV election law, cannot imagine what's been described can pass muster.
And I have no idea about the actual legal liability, if any, of certification of fraudulent or incorrect results, or the history of any actions related to that.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (OTzUX)
It sounds silly, but when you see pics of the godparents next to the girls, like seeing Chelsea and Webb Hubbell, once seen it cannot be unseen...
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (Rbfr/)
What killed Sean Young's career was being completely cray-cray, even by Hollywood's extremely loose standards.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2020 07:04 PM (VikfB)
You mean going on Joan Rivers in a home-made CatWoman suit in order to land the role was not perfectly rational?
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: dartist at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (+ya+t)
posted by A team roper
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2020 07:08 PM (oigoJ)
******
Is this some kind of euphemism for manscaping?
Posted by: Muldoon
Ride the dusty trail....
Posted by: Gold Bond Powder at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y6oxk5yw
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 17, 2020 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
Small correction, Dr. Shiva has a PhD in Biological Engineering from MIT. I don't think he is a prof there.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (AwPyG)
You'd ask them to look at their finger nails. If they turned their hand around and folded their fingers into their palm, they were straight. If they extended their hand and looked at the back of their hand with fingers straight up then they were gay.
Hey it was Jr High.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: President-Select of the MFM at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM (mwLLf)
Lou Dobbs had a security expert on tonight, and he had quite a bombshell or two.
He said that there were 3000 districts in MI where 99% to 300% of the maximum number of voters showed up, mostly in 4 counties (he didn't say which, but Wayne is a (no-brainer).
Further, that when they traced back to where massive quantities of votes came from in a very short time that THE VOTING PLACES DID NOT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO PHYSICALLY PRODUCE THAT NUMBER OF VOTES WITHIN THE GIVEN TIMEFRAME!!!
To put it more simply, it was not PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for all those massive quantities of Biden votes to have been produced in that time frame.
That a hell of a lot more concrete than talking about statistics being wildly out of whack.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at November 17, 2020 07:09 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (buTO7)
Wait, hookers make house calls now? When did this happen?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 07:10 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:10 PM (AwPyG)
And that place has decided state-wide elections, and affected national ones, for decades. Same-same with Phila, and Milwaukee. Infamously fraudulent/unreliable election process, national impact. Beautiful.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2020 07:11 PM (OTzUX)
She smiled and explained to him that she was working.
Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2020 07:12 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes, actively looking for a job rigging elections at
Yes, they did get caught and PDT was increasing his vote totals. But the whole thing got dropped when MI certified for PDT.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2020 07:12 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 17, 2020 06:57 PM (buTO7)
Wait, hookers make house calls now? When did this happen?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2020 07:10 PM (2JVJo)
Like the door to door Fuller Brush salesmen.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!)
Nope. I'm a girl and my ring finger is longer than my index finger. You aren't alone!
Posted by: President-Elect G. Gnome, Destroyer of Bamboo, Killer of Rhizomes at November 17, 2020 07:13 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 17, 2020 06:50 PM
Half The Horde doesn't have Oxford commas.
* sob *
Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Copy Editor, Punctuation Division, Oxford Comma Brigade at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (DMUuz)
$1.25 domestic pints at my favorite watering hole on Thursday. I'll buy the first round!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kids wife approves of this drinking session' at November 17, 2020 06:58 PM (bTT9D)
I think I just discovered male privilege.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 17, 2020 07:00 PM (IKj4H)
======
Late 80's/early 90's.
Wednesday was ladies night at the college bar. No cover charge for the women. Drinks for them was 10 cents.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 17, 2020 07:15 PM (240Sf)
The big issue isn't the hammer toe, but the wrong-length metatarsal underneath. As your ball-joints on the bottom of the foot try to roll along in unison in a normal walk or jog, that one joint sticking out puts all the shock and weight of each step onto the wrong point of the transverse arch. Tears up the plantar fascia pad on the bottom of the foot, and you hobble home.
Not that I have any experience or anything. I had the Freiberg's Infraction.
You don't meet that many doctors who are like the big-daddy of their specialty with a name like Dudley Joe.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (zMFmR)
I used to spot them all the time.
You know how I could tell?
They were healthy looking. No tracks, no Tatts, no bags under the eyes.
No real hooker looks like that.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at November 17, 2020 07:16 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2020 07:24 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 17, 2020 06:46 PM (pYQR/)
Well! I clicked the bit.ly link, and bit.ly told me:
STOP - there might be a problem with the requested link
The link you requested has been identified by bitly as being potentially problematic.
This could be because a bitly user has reported a problem, a blocklist service reported a problem, because the link has been shortened more than once, or because we have detected potentially malicious content.
This may be a problem because:
Some URL-shorteners re-use their links, so bitly can't guarantee the validity of this link.
Some URL-shorteners allow their links to be edited, so bitly can't tell where this link will lead you.
Spam and malware is very often propagated by exploiting these loopholes, neither of which bitly allows for.
The link you requested may contain inappropriate content, or even spam or malicious code that could be downloaded to your computer without your consent, or may be a forgery or imitation of another website, designed to trick users into sharing personal or financial information.
I had read this post from Doug Ross last night, and it is pretty damning of the GA vote count being fixed.
So, bit.ly pulls the Big Tech Warning crap.
Great detailed data of when the corruption happened and how big it was.
This is total bullscheit. Ross is an established site for years.
I'm about ready to - oops - I can't say that and stay here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 17, 2020 07:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: cccp3o at November 17, 2020 07:25 PM (TQ2jO)
However, she is a large woman who at times, appears rather manly.
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Venus and Serena Williams are practicing for a tournament. Serena tells Venus, "I'm not sure about these supplements dad's been giving us, they're making me grow hair in places I've never had hair before."
"Like where?" Venus asks.
"Like my balls!"
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