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Quarantine Cafe: Bunnies and Beavers

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM




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1 Oh, the shame....

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 18, 2020 08:46 PM (Clxcy)

2 Bats. We were promised bats.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)

3 Better late than never.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at November 18, 2020 08:47 PM (YwPJG)

4 "bunnies and beavers"
I had such high expectations...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 08:47 PM (ynpvh)

5 2 Bats. We were promised bats.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)

It's the fault of backstabbing GOPe cucks.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 18, 2020 08:48 PM (Zm+LZ)

6 Bunnies and beavers - reminds me of going skiing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Commentor Elect at November 18, 2020 08:48 PM (r+sAi)

7 Bunnies and beavers

the jokes write themselves

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 18, 2020 08:48 PM (nUhF0)

8 If Ace wants some high participation, might I suggest "Tits and Beavers", e.g. the birds and the rodents?

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

9 Beavers are haram, except for sexual releese! and eating, as Alkah wills .

Posted by: Omar the retard at November 18, 2020 08:49 PM (ldmQR)

10 Fist!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at November 18, 2020 08:49 PM (tO/NO)

11 Bunnies and Beavers



I was expecting Playboy and Theodore.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2020 08:49 PM (sT+mK)

12 10
Fist!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at November 18, 2020 08:49 PM (tO/NO)

No thanks.

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

13 Current events are encouraging me to drink heavily!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 08:50 PM (2C38g)

14 10

Hi there, sailor!

Posted by: Shep! at November 18, 2020 08:50 PM (ldmQR)

15 we had regional french butter making yesterday...hmmmm...maybe tomorrow ace can do regional scotch making ...with drunken Scotts...

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

16 Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?

Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at November 18, 2020 08:50 PM (EgshT)

17 *cracks open new bottle of Bacardi*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (zhZ2R)

18 Since we no longer have a valid election process, I dub all of the horde, including Ace and the cobs as "President-Elect." Enjoy your new status!

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

19 "..Say Thumper, weren't'cha just a bit hard on he ol' Beaver, there?"


CUT! PRINT! THAT'S A WRAP!


*concluding scene from Ski Lodge Scandals, a Qwim Mewling Production!*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (QzJWU)

20 Yay! No bats!

Posted by: sinalco at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (yODqO)

21 Unleash the time machine so we can all leave this shit show please.

Posted by: Bete at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (Ojki1)

22 10 Fist!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at November 18, 2020 08:49 PM (tO/NO)


Jeez, this again?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (s2VJv)

23 Are beavers are a form of weasel?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (wPVhA)

24 Ace wants to start another beaver thread???

Posted by: Buc-ee's at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (02b6n)

25 Beavers are pussies.

Posted by: Quokka at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (oZuI0)

26 24 Ace wants to start another beaver thread???
Posted by: Buc-ee's at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (02b6n)


Anyone remember the classic National Lampoon "Split Beaver Section?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2020 08:52 PM (s2VJv)

27 *concluding scene from Ski Lodge Scandals, a Qwim Mewling Production!*

IN COLOR!

Posted by: old and remembers at November 18, 2020 08:52 PM (ldmQR)

28 LT Frank Drebin waits for his cue.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All In at November 18, 2020 08:52 PM (x8Wzq)

29 Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at November 18, 2020 08:50 PM


You don't seem to be limping.

Posted by: zombie Ward Cleaver at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (DMUuz)

30 We had a request for vampire bats in the previous thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZJOKJNjLuQ

Posted by: exdem13 at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (W+kMI)

31 bats are bad luck

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

32 Bunnies and Beavers...


When I was younger (middle school) I knew a girl who later worked as a Playboy Bunny. When that was still a thing and their were Playboy Clubs in many states.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (/Dgcm)

33 25
Beavers are pussies.

With teeth!

Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (+ya+t)

34 If you can see this: 🦫
Then congratulations, you can see the beaver emoji, new for 2020 (along with tamale and some others).

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (t+qrx)

35 May a thousand surprise anal otters ambush The Squad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (91JLI)

36 Some nice cuddly beavers are just the thing for a Wednesday night.

And butter. Not parkay.

Dating myself.

Posted by: President Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (oGBso)

37 So Wonder Woman 1984 is being released on HBO Max and "theaters" on Christmas Day (are we still allowed to have that?).

Lol, can't meet with family but you can go hang out with strangers in a crowd to support Whoreywood.

RIP theaters, and may you take Whorewood with you.

Posted by: Bete at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (Ojki1)

38 28
LT Frank Drebin waits for his cue.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All In at November 18, 2020 08:52 PM (x8Wzq)

Basic Instict w/ Kathy Ireland...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

39 The French can be drama queens.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (qiqGr)

40 It's the fault of backstabbing GOPe cucks.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 18, 2020 08:48 PM (Zm+LZ)


I hates me some bats!

Posted by: Karl Rover, GOPe Consultant at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (2C38g)

41 If you can see this:




I cannot see this

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)

42 35 May a thousand surprise anal otters ambush The Squad.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (91JLI)


Now with more psychos: Cory Bush.

Bush at least segues from beaver and pussy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (s2VJv)

43
Jeez, this again?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (s2VJv)

BOHICA!

Live it and love it serf.

Posted by: GoPe at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (Ojki1)

44 I'm trying to put myself in the headspace of the kind of person who sees a beaver in distress and says to themself, "I will rescue this beaver." Why?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (H5knJ)

45 Beaver for supper?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (HaL55)

46 I'm considering excessive alcohol consumption.

CHANGE MY MIND

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (wPVhA)

47 Wet beaver in #2.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (0mP7b)

48 Quarantine Cafe: Bunnies and Beavers
Posted by: Ace at 8:00 PM

1 Oh, the shame....
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 18, 2020 08:46 PM (Clxcy)

Posted by: Looks like the usual AoS timekeeping at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (BBWrU)

49 Will we ever see the Raccoon Whisperer?

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (K3FW7)

50
I was shocked at the cost of the Healthcare.gov plans. $1000 a month with a $5000 deductible? I just want catastrophic coverage. I'm ashamed by how naive I am.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (mht8P)

51 33 25
Beavers are pussies.

With teeth!
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (+ya+t)


The vagina dentata.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (s2VJv)

52 I cannot see this
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)


Yeah, me neither. Had to switch to my phone. It'll probably work on the upstairs computer.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

53 BEAVERS RIPPED MY FLESH

Posted by: Slightly alternate reality FZ at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (ldmQR)

54 Beavers are actually tasty.


What?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (mPPdp)

55 Hey X-tian kuffirs, let me explain what Jesus *really* said!

Posted by: Ilhan to the O to the M to the A to the R at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (oZuI0)

56 What ever became of the ads for Chinchilla farms?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (pK7cg)

57 49
Will we ever see the Raccoon Whisperer?

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (K3FW7)

C'mon, they're Trash Pandas!

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (ynpvh)

58 Butter and Beaver


Honestly, that's about as good a start to any recipe as I have ever read.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (elaaP)

59 302 Minnesota:
6. Activities outside the home
a. Social gatherings prohibited. Except as specifically permitted in this Executive Order, social gatherings are prohibited. Social gatherings are groups of individuals, who are not members of the same household, congregated together for a common or coordinated social, community, or leisure purpose -- even if social distancing can be maintained. This prohibition includes indoor and outdoor gatherings, planned and spontaneous gatherings, and public and private gatherings.
Posted by: Relax, it's just a Four Week Dial Back at November 18, 2020 08:17 PM

Posted by: Enjoy your Quarantine! at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (BBWrU)

60 Aw, c'mon Wally. Leave the Beaver alone!

Posted by: Zombie Eddie Haskel at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (EgshT)

61 I see no border collies.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (TdMsT)

62 Beavers are actually tasty.


What?
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (mPPdp)

Fur trappers would eat their tails.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All In at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (x8Wzq)

63 Yeah, me neither. Had to switch to my phone. It'll probably work on the upstairs computer.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

🦫 🦫 🦫 🦫

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

64 Beavers are actually tasty.

What?
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (mPPdp)


They're also considered fish (for Lent).

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (t+qrx)

65 https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: JazzyJ at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (uYE1x)

66 49 Will we ever see the Raccoon Whisperer?
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (K3FW7)

Who talks to trash pandas?

Posted by: GoPe at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (Ojki1)

67 Butter and Beaver


Honestly, that's about as good a start to any recipe as I have ever read.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (elaaP)


It's functional, if not optimal.

Posted by: Zombie Marlon Brando at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (wPVhA)

68
I really want to hear lectures about my Christian duty from Muslims and anti-religious hate bigots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (mht8P)

69 damn ! did not work for me either !

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

70 Are you supposed to slather the beaver with butter?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 18, 2020 08:57 PM (J+CnC)

71 64
Beavers are actually tasty.



What?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 08:55 PM (mPPdp)



They're also considered fish (for Lent).

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (t+qrx)

I thought that was their South American cousins. Them too?

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 08:57 PM (ynpvh)

72 🦑

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

73 Fully expecting masks to be optional in the reeducation gulags.

Posted by: Citizen at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (ldmQR)

74 ok, good

🎠

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

75 Slather the Beaver?

Don't want to know

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (91JLI)

76 >>Fur trappers would eat their tails.


Livers, too. They love that Beaver Liver.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (elaaP)

77 I'm considering excessive alcohol consumption.
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (wPVhA)



13: my sentiments exactly, but I cannot argue with your rational position!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (2C38g)

78 Are you supposed to slather the beaver with butter?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Baby butter.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (0mP7b)

79 If you ever make it up to Canada, do try Beaver Tail in Ottawa.

No, that's not a triple-entendre.

I mean it.

Beaver tail is yummy!

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (oZuI0)

80 Anyone remember the classic National Lampoon "Split Beaver Section?"



I remember a parody of Viva magazine that may have been from NatLamp called "Biva." It was pics of woodland creatures with pearl necklaces in suggestive poses with the infamous "Vaseline on the camera lens" fogginess.
It was hilarious at the time but I can't find it on that Intarwebz thingy anywhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (HaL55)

81 damn ! did not work for me either !
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)


It worked for me, but not on this old computer. I can see it on my phone.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (t+qrx)

82 You think otters can be 'surprising'?

"A man was attacked and killed by a beaver in Belarus. Sky News reported the man was on a fishing trip with two friends at Lake Shestakov when they spotted the animal on the side of the road. The beaver attacked the man as he approached to take a photo."

Yeah, yeah...'Cute beaver, nice beaver...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (830x5)

83 I can't see your imaginary beaver, Hogmartin.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

84 77 I'm considering excessive alcohol consumption.
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (wPVhA)


13: my sentiments exactly, but I cannot argue with your rational position!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (2C38g)

Counterpoint- Alcohol is high carb and not keto.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

85 We had a request for vampire bats in the previous thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZJOKJNjLuQ
Posted by: exdem13 at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (W+kMI)

Haha! Cool! What's for dinner? PIG! thanks

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (3GzTP)

86 What is the name of the book where guys get pink tickets and have to share a state whore ?

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (2eMOL)

87 I can't see your imaginary beaver, Hogmartin.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)


Probably for the best.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

88 73 Fully expecting masks to be optional in the reeducation gulags.
Posted by: Citizen at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (ldmQR)

Yes optional.

Like: "Do you wish to eat?" Optional.

Posted by: Bow before your betters at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (Ojki1)

89 Lol, can't meet with family but you can go hang out with strangers in a crowd to support Whoreywood.

RIP theaters, and may you take Whorewood with you.

Posted by: Bete at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (Ojki1)
------------------------------------

Explain the "science" of yes you can go to a theater and sit side by side with strangers for hours, but no you cannot go to church and sit near strangers.

Posted by: President Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (oGBso)

90 Lotta fat in the beaver tail. Might make good bacon.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (mPPdp)

91 Florida Dems are wondering WTF happened, but are still using the idiotic "Latinx" terminology.


Yeah, I think I see your problem right here, guys.

That plus the socialism. For some reason that doesn't play well with Cubans, Nicaraguans, or Venezuelans.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (VikfB)

92 Jeez, this again?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2020 08:51 PM (s2VJv)
===========

You thought this was going to be easy?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (tO/NO)

93 'Churn out the day
Churn out the night...'

Posted by: BOC at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (elaaP)

94 They're also considered fish (for Lent).

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (t+qrx)
-------

You're thinking of Marsh-wiggle.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

95 66 49 Will we ever see the Raccoon Whisperer?
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (K3FW7)

Who talks to trash pandas?
Posted by: GoPe at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (Ojki1)

This legend does.

https://m.youtube.com/user/vjamb/videos

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (K3FW7)

96 >>> 83 I can't see your imaginary beaver, Hogmartin.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 18, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

I'm not imaginary!

Posted by: Buc-ee's at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (02b6n)

97 I see no border collies.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}

You need to up your pleas for border collies!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (2C38g)

98 I like Beavers and Bunnies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (R/m4+)

99 "Are you supposed to slather the beaver with butter?"

*shifts eyes nervously*

Posted by: zombie Brando in Paris at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (ldmQR)

100 How many busy beavers would Barry butter
If Barry buttered busy beavers

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (wPVhA)

101 What is the name of the book where guys get pink tickets and have to share a state whore ?
Posted by: jsg


Travelers Guide to Arkansas.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (0mP7b)

102 We had a rabid beaver attack a woman on a stand-up paddle board, at...wait for it...Beaver Lake.

A warden attracted the beaver and dispatched it, specifically, with a Springfield Armory 1911.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (830x5)

103 > The beaver attacked the man as he approached to take a photo.

Trying to grab an animal that can bite through fucking TREES is a bad idea?

Who knew?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (VikfB)

104 The title suggested a somewhat different subject matter.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (+Kpte)

105 Remember "eat a beaver save a tree"?

Posted by: yop at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (nqhkI)

106 I was shocked at the cost of the Healthcare.gov plans. $1000 a month
with a $5000 deductible? I just want catastrophic coverage. I'm ashamed
by how naive I am.



Don't get me started on that. It is THE reason I voted for Trump in the primaries. I'm self employed, and the GOP screwed me over time and again in terms of repealing Obamacare. It is one of the main reasons I have a white hot hate for The Jug Eared Fuck.


Anecdotally, I have a liberal friend who got the wrong Obamacare policy and ended up going bankrupt because of a $6,000 hospital bill. Who does he blame? Why, the people at the Obamacare marketplace who "sold him the wrong policy." He still loves Obama.

/but he will eventually pay, since he is a white man living in Flint, MI.

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

107
Explain the "science" of yes you can go to a theater and sit side by side with strangers for hours, but no you cannot go to church and sit near strangers.

Posted by: President Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (oGBso)

The couf is pro left and won't spread when doing left approved activities, comrade.

Posted by: Bow before your betters at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (Ojki1)

108 What about the muskrat love?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (63Dwl)

109 > What is the name of the book where guys get pink tickets and have to share a state whore ?

Non-fiction. Kamala Harris's autobiography.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (VikfB)

110 Beavers do get alarmingly large.


What?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (mPPdp)

111
I really want to hear lectures about my Christian duty from Muslims and anti-religious hate bigots.



I'd say you can't be a Christian and a Democrat, but I doubt those assholes would agree. Because they're assholes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

112 A warden attracted the beaver and dispatched it, specifically, with a Springfield Armory 1911.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (830x5)


I imagine that'll do it.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (t+qrx)

113 Travelers Guide to Arkansas.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (0mP7b)

Heh, it was another dystopian novel written by I believe a Russian but I could be wrong.

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (2eMOL)

114 Kayleigh on Hannity to talk about WI election commision rule changes.

Posted by: Or something like that at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (BBWrU)

115 445 The details coming about the Staebler guy that doxxed the two Michigan certifiers is great. A self hating white guy of immense Michigan privilege. Connected to the very political Staebler family, according to War Room. Grandfather ran for governor against Romney, family members as mayor, etc. You can see the undeserved pride when he sneers at them and calls them racists.

Check your privilege Staebler!

I will also note, he works at a university. Put too much pressure on them and I bet he could be fired. One little man is not worth losing donors over.
Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (Rbfr/)

Not mine, but didn't deserve to be Willowed.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (YkawN)

116 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (VikfB)

They should meet my friend whose father escaped from the Cuban paradise run by Fidel!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (2C38g)

117 77 I'm considering excessive alcohol consumption.
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Be wary of strong drink.

It can make you throw moldy bread at tax collectors ... and miss.

Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (LPnfS)

118 I like Beavers and Bunnies.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (R/m4+)


How do you feel about brown paper packages tied up with string?

Posted by: Julie Andrews at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (wPVhA)

119 73 Fully expecting masks to be optional in the reeducation gulags


Comrade, biodeisel bodies burning need no masks.
You will be reeducated into fuel to power state dynamos.

Your young daughters will benefit from the voluntary mandatory impregnation/abortion experience camp.

Posted by: Commisar of Common Sense at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (HEWAq)

120 Men have the strangest requests! - woman shaving her pet beaver in the bathtub

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (4I/2K)

121 well local police shooting here today, wonder if it will make the news. The dead man had the incredibly unique name of Pedro Martinez, and witnesses say he was completely peaceable and minding his own business right up until the moment he pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the cop.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (V2Yro)

122 Buggery is halal. It's true! That's what convinced me.

Posted by: An average British convert at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (ldmQR)

123 What about the muskrat love?

===

if you cross a muskrat and beaver you get a mule, right ?

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

124 My bride is all excited because she knows the woman who wrote "The Undoing", now made into a tv show.

I'm excited because the show has Nicole Kidman in it., and she gets naked. Something for everyone!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (tO/NO)

125 Conversation with the Duchess just now:

When is that ammo you ordered getting here?

Friday, just checked.

You should order some more. I don't think we have enough.


Y'all go ahead and be jealous.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (kTF2Z)

126 Speaking of beavers (and the Squad), AOC has to be chopping down trees non-stop to keep those incisors from growing out her mouth.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (oZuI0)

127 "86 What is the name of the book where guys get pink tickets and have to share a state whore ?

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (2eMOL) "



"We", Yevgeny Zamyatin ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (6psdy)

128
We had a rabid beaver attack a woman on a stand-up paddle board, at...wait for it...Beaver Lake.

A warden attracted the beaver and dispatched it, specifically, with a Springfield Armory 1911.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


How did the warden attract the beaver? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (63Dwl)

129 Mobbed by 30 obese raccoons

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (K3FW7)

130 A warden attracted the beaver and dispatched it, specifically, with a Springfield Armory 1911.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (830x5)

I imagine that'll do it.
Posted by: hogmartin


Springfield Armory 1911.
Not some pissy assed 9mm.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (0mP7b)

131 anybody 'round here seen wynona's brown beaver ?

Posted by: grease monkey at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (c/0cj)

132 109 > What is the name of the book where guys get pink tickets and have to share a state whore ?

Non-fiction. Kamala Harris's autobiography.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:01 PM (VikfB)

LOL

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (2eMOL)

133 the thing is is, from the headline

I thought this was going to be about a ski resort

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (4Jold)

134 >>They should meet my friend whose father escaped from the Cuban paradise run by Fidel!


Unless he rode a Cuban Beaver to Miami, I don't see how that ir pertinent to the subject matter.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (elaaP)

135 120
Men have the strangest requests! - woman shaving her pet beaver in the bathtub


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (4I/2K)
They were more interested in the beaver than the woman...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (ynpvh)

136 > Will we ever see the Raccoon Whisperer?

I'm hoping for the Wolverine Whisperer.

Of course, it would probably be more like the "Wolverine Guy Screaming in Horrific Pain and Abject Terror", but we mustn't be picky.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (VikfB)

137 How did the warden attract the beaver? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Waved $100 bills around.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (0mP7b)

138 Men have the strangest requests! - woman shaving her pet beaver in the bathtub
Posted by: Count de Monet

Shaking her head and saying: I have no idea why he asked me to do this but. . . .

There's a cartoon out there in the interwebs of this very thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (Rvt88)

139 Beavers do get alarmingly large.


--

Not since the 80s.

Posted by: Methos at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (kOpft)

140 I think I'm too immersed in politics. I dreamed last night Kristi Noam resigned as Governor for some high placed position in Trump's second administration. Optimism for the win!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (3GzTP)

141 >>> Basic Instict w/ Kathy Ireland...
Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

=====

Yes, Kathy Ireland. She adorned my dorm room walls aplenty.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (240Sf)

142 "We", Yevgeny Zamyatin ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (6psdy)

YES !

Thanks.

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (2eMOL)

143 > Springfield Armory 1911.

A man's caliber.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (VikfB)

144
Beaver is not OK for Lent. Alligator is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 09:05 PM (mht8P)

145 ..Lotta fat in the beaver tail. Might make good bacon.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 08:59 PM (mPPdp)



phat beaver is often rated USDA Prime.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 18, 2020 09:05 PM (QzJWU)

146 Regional eats?

I admit, I have eaten New Orleans beaver.

One girl's dorm at Loyola University is called Biever hall.

It ain't bragging if you done it.

I like oysters, always have

Posted by: Honest Miklos at November 18, 2020 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

147 "How many busy beavers would Barry butter
If Barry buttered busy beavers?"

Category error

Posted by: Citizen at November 18, 2020 09:05 PM (ldmQR)

148 Y'all go ahead and be jealous.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (kTF2Z


Most definitely a keeper! Congrats to the both of yez.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:05 PM (2C38g)

149 Fact: Beavers eat butter.

Beavers, Butter, Battlestar Galactica

Posted by: Jim at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (l6b3d)

150 We had a rabid beaver attack a woman on a stand-up paddle board, at...wait for it...Beaver Lake.

A warden attracted the beaver and dispatched it, specifically, with a Springfield Armory 1911.
Posted by: M




in fairness maybe the beaver was just reminding her that stand-up paddle boards are stupid?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (4Jold)

151 >>> 9 Beavers are haram, except for sexual releese! and eating, as Alkah wills

That reminds me. For those that missed it, Alex Jones had a hilarious rant about Cenk endorsing bestiality when he was on Tim Pools show. And they played actual clips. That whole show was surprisingly delightful entertainment, I am sad it got memory holed. There was a really good bit about working hard, in a serious Jones moment, I wish I had written down.

Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (5y4sp)

152 I think my back would appreciate a malaxage

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (nUhF0)

153 136
> Will we ever see the Raccoon Whisperer?



I'm hoping for the Wolverine Whisperer.



Of course, it would probably be more like the "Wolverine Guy
Screaming in Horrific Pain and Abject Terror", but we mustn't be picky.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (VikfB)

Honey Badger Whisperer...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (ynpvh)

154 "We", Yevgeny Zamyatin ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Gospodin!

Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)

155 I think I'm too immersed in politics. I dreamed last night Kristi Noam resigned as Governor for some high placed position in Trump's second administration. Optimism for the win!
Posted by: one of the quiet ones


If that happens, we're going to start calling you Ms. Cleo.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (0mP7b)

156 Basic Instict w/ Kathy Ireland...


Not in Basic Instinct. Loaded Weapon 1, OTOH...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (ZSK0i)

157 I think it is really funny that the local University still has a Coaches Show for sportsball teamz that aren't playing sportsballz.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (elaaP)

158

A certain firearms instructor business owner in the mid-south may or may not have once bought a blowjob for every member of a SEAL team platoon training with him at a Playboy Club back in the day...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (c/0cj)

159
Springfield Armory 1911.
Not some pissy assed 9mm.
Posted by: rickb223
---------
One beaver, one .45 acp.

There was enough left to send to the lab for testing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (pK7cg)

160 So has the Satanic goal of keeping us in war been a way to wipe out the "strong men" of this country, thereby making it easier to overtake?

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (QaW6Z)

161 146
Regional eats?



I admit, I have eaten New Orleans beaver.



One girl's dorm at Loyola University is called Biever hall.



It ain't bragging if you done it.



I like oysters, always have



Posted by: Honest Miklos at November 18, 2020 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

I prefer clams

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (ynpvh)

162 Wisconsin Statutes 9.01. Recount.
(3) Representation and observation. The petitioner, all opposing candidates and interested persons shall be entitled to be present in person and by counsel to observe the proceedings.

Posted by: Election Code Update at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (BBWrU)

163 146 Regional eats?
I admit, I have eaten New Orleans beaver.
One girl's dorm at Loyola University is called Biever hall.
It ain't bragging if you done it.
I like oysters, always have
Posted by: Honest Miklos at November 18, 2020 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

Blood wings? (runs for cover)

Posted by: Banned at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (HEWAq)

164 Beaver is not OK for Lent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 09:05 PM (mht8P)


The 18th century diocese of Quebec disagrees.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (t+qrx)

165
You need to up your pleas for border collies!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:00 PM (2C38g)



{{{Hrothgar}}}

I don't have sufficient standing here.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (TdMsT)

166 We had a rabid beaver attack a woman on a stand-up paddle board, at...wait for it...Beaver Lake.

A warden attracted the beaver and dispatched it, specifically, with a Springfield Armory 1911.
Posted by: M

Wascally Wabbitts


FEAAR THEMS

Posted by: James Earl Carter at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

167 I don't have sufficient standing here.
Posted by: Ladyl



Are you here?

You have standing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:08 PM (0mP7b)

168 >>> 121 well local police shooting here today, wonder if it will make the news. The dead man had the incredibly unique name of Pedro Martinez, and witnesses say he was completely peaceable and minding his own business right up until the moment he pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the cop.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (V2Yro)

Hmm...

Unarmed

Aspiring Rapper

Oooh, I know!!

Standing On the Corner Minding [His] Own Business

Posted by: This... is XiNN at November 18, 2020 09:08 PM (02b6n)

169 Good video-
Michigan Voter Fraud Witness Kristina Karomo Saw Ballots Being Given to Ballots.

https://tinyurl.com/y66hu75h

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2020 09:08 PM (NpAcC)

170 in fairness maybe the beaver was just reminding her that stand-up paddle boards are stupid?
Posted by: confederatefifth
--------

Well, it certainly was an object lesson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2020 09:08 PM (pK7cg)

171 > $1000 a month with a $5000 deductible?

You must be mistaken. It says "AFFORDABLE" Health Care right there on the label.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:08 PM (VikfB)

172 Honey Badger Whisperer...

Cobra Whisperer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 18, 2020 09:08 PM (HaL55)

173

Most ProgTard Dems prefer snails...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (cNEwX)

174 How do you feel about brown paper packages tied up with string?
Posted by: Julie Andrews at November 18, 2020 09:02 PM (wPVhA)

Yup....those are a few of my favorite things!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (R/m4+)

175 John Barleycorn must be kept alive at all costs!

Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (+ya+t)

176 Wisconsin Statutes 9.01. Recount.

(3) Representation and observation. The petitioner, all opposing candidates and interested persons shall be entitled to be present in person and by counsel to observe the proceedings.
---

Is the plan to create enough of a crowd that Trump's observers still can't see anything?

Posted by: Methos at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (kOpft)

177 I was shocked at the cost of the Healthcare.gov plans. $1000 a month with a $5000 deductible? I just want catastrophic coverage. I'm ashamed by how naive I am.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (mht8P)
--------------------------------------

Yes, a member of our extended family lost her job, after cobra ended she went on the marketplace to get coverage and VOILA! if you don't have a job, you can't pay for coverage, and you are AUTOMATICALLY enrolled in Medicaid!

You cannot let a family member pay for your premiums, nope, if you can't pay because you don't have a job, you get dumped in Medicaid.

Guess how many of her previous doctors take Medicaid patients? Zero

From what I've heard, she still isn't connecting the dots between Barky and The Left ruining healthcare, and her own personal situation.

You should be able to purchase a product from whomever you want, and pay for it however you can, without government being the intermediary in the purchase.

Posted by: President Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (oGBso)

178 The creep Staebler was a big wig working at Bear Stearns during the last financial meltdown. The guy is an inbred blue blood that failed upward at every stage of his corrupt coddlespawn life thanks to nepotism and country club connections. Another Hunter Biden type.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (Pyy1X)

179 Not in Basic Instinct. Loaded Weapon 1, OTOH...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (ZSK0i)

Beat me to it. Love Bruce Willis's and Charlie Sheen's cameos in that movie.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (KuT6N)

180 FEAAR THEMS

Posted by: James Earl Carter at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)



Your own President of these United States, James Earl Carter, once thought he saw a beaver. It was, in fact, the planet Venus.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura, sort of... at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (ZSK0i)

181 > Standing On the Corner Minding [His] Own Business

SOCMOB.

So common that police and paramedics have an acronym for it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:10 PM (VikfB)

182 Wynona's got herself a big brown one of those.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 18, 2020 09:10 PM (nakwk)

183 >>> A certain firearms instructor business owner in the mid-south may or may not have once bought a blowjob for every member of a SEAL team platoon training with him at a Playboy Club back in the day...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (c/0cj)

=====

I had a blown seal on 1983 Pulsar. Didn't enjoy paying for that.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 18, 2020 09:10 PM (240Sf)

184 Standing On the Corner Minding [His] Own Business

Some dude with 2 beers!

Rosen's First Rule of ER Trauma...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 18, 2020 09:10 PM (c/0cj)

185 > It was, in fact, the planet Venus.

"'Twas on the Good Ship Venus..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:10 PM (VikfB)

186 Obamacare is why my formally Kool-Aid drinking union diehard liberal brother now fully supports Trump, or at least so my dad tells me. Otherwise I never would have believed it.

Posted by: Citizen at November 18, 2020 09:10 PM (ldmQR)

187
They're also considered fish (for Lent).

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 08:56 PM (t+qrx)

Muskrat. They're consumed widely in my town during Lent.

Posted by: clutch at November 18, 2020 09:10 PM (9UmRs)

188 Shaking her head and saying: I have no idea why he asked me to do this but. . . .



There's a cartoon out there in the interwebs of this very thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (Rvt8


That's where I stole it from.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (4I/2K)

189 You should order some more. I don't think we have enough.


Y'all go ahead and be jealous.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM (kTF2Z)


S'ok Duke.
Mrs D asked me awhile ago if we have one of those black military guns. I told her we didn't.
She said we should get some.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (axyOa)

190 You should be able to purchase a product from whomever you want, and pay for it however you can, without government being the intermediary in the purchase.
Posted by: President Elect Boots

Tut tut, my good man!

That has the stench of freedom.

-- Leftists of all stripes

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (Rvt88)

191 So has the Satanic goal of keeping us in war been a way to wipe out the "strong men" of this country, thereby making it easier to overtake?
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (QaW6Z)


Worked for the Brits, but it took them two wars. Our "betters" have learned from the Brits' mistake in allowing a 20 year gap between wars and instead are committed to going for endless and futile wars without a definition of victory!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (2C38g)

192 @realDonaldTrump 45m

Look at this in Wisconsin! A day AFTER the election, Biden receives a dump of 143,379 votes at 3:42AM, when they learned he was losing badly. This is unbelievable!

https://tinyurl.com/y4mncl33

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (cF8AT)

193 in fairness maybe the beaver was just reminding her that stand-up paddle boards are stupid?
Posted by: confederatefifth
--------

Well, it certainly was an object lesson.
Posted by: M




seriously, since you were a kid when you went to camp everybody would say "NEVER STAND UP IN THE CANOE MOTHERFUCKER."

then they decided to design a device with a fraction of the stability and have it used by somebody standing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (4Jold)

194 > Some dude

Yes, Some Dude is often the perpetrator in a SOCMOB situation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (VikfB)

195

I would rather eat a beaver than a bat


just sayin

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (GIeIM)

196 Your own President of these United States, James Earl Carter, once thought he saw a beaver. It was, in fact, the planet Venus. Uranus.
Posted by: Jesse Ventura



Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (0mP7b)

197 Oooh, I know!!

Standing On the Corner Minding [His] Own Business
Posted by: This... is XiNN at November 18, 2020 09:08 PM (02b6n)

He was just turning his life around, planned to go to college.

#DefundThePolice

...why are our rating shit?!?!

Posted by: Faux News at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (Ojki1)

198 Ok, the Duchess just sent me a link to a Taurus GC3.

"Is this good for me? Looks small enough for my hands. Should I order it?"

Is it a full moon?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (kTF2Z)

199 185 > It was, in fact, the planet Venus.

"'Twas on the Good Ship Venus..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:10 PM (VikfB)

By Christ ye should've seen us

Posted by: Insomniac at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (nakwk)

200
How do you feel about brown paper packages tied up with string?


Are they ticking?

Posted by: Omar at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (cCxiu)

201 Good video-

Michigan Voter Fraud Witness Kristina Karomo Saw Ballots Being Given to Ballots.



https://tinyurl.com/y66hu75h

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2020 09:08 PM (NpAcC)


That can't be right. I just saw a video of Gov. Karen Kuntface say that the Michigan vote was totally above board and won by Gropin' Joe no questions asked.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (sT+mK)

202 Jenna Ellis @JennaEllisEsq 4m
I'm just laughing at the pompous pundits trying to drag the Trump Legal Team by petty little gotcha comments.

They're just trying to distract from the real issue: RIGGED ELECTION!!!!!

Posted by: Blue-lined doc per FRCP at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (BBWrU)

203 Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (RuIsu)

204 March 30 COVID news story in Colorado:

The state has 1849 ICU beds and is looking to add 1000 more by May and 5000 by the summer.

Nov COVID news story in Colorado; The 1849 ICU beds in Colorado are at 84% capacity eleventy.

Too bad so sad, dig out all those extra beds you didn't need as we moved into summer lazy incompetent assholes.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (Aashi)

205 Beat me to it. Love Bruce Willis's and Charlie Sheen's cameos in that movie.


I especially got a laugh out of the small trailer on the beach that turned into a mansion once you went inside.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (ZSK0i)

206 196
Your own President of these United States, James Earl Carter, once thought he saw a beaver. It was, in fact, the planet Venus. Uranus.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura







Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (0mP7b)

Thought that was a wabbit...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (ynpvh)

207
Basic Instinct w/ Kathy Ireland...
Not in Basic Instinct. Loaded Weapon 1, OTOH...


Alien From L.A.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

208 > I had a blown seal on 1983 Pulsar. Didn't enjoy paying for that.

Did the seal enjoy it, at least?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (VikfB)

209

Mit Romney, The War General !

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:13 PM (GIeIM)

210 Look at this in Wisconsin! A day AFTER the election, Biden receives a dump of 143,379 votes at 3:42AM, when they learned he was losing badly. This is unbelievable!
==========

"The day after" is something I completely did not focus on...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at November 18, 2020 09:13 PM (K6Aeu)

211 Yes, a member of our extended family lost her job, after cobra ended she went on the marketplace to get coverage and VOILA! if you don't have a job, you can't pay for coverage, and you are AUTOMATICALLY enrolled in Medicaid!

You cannot let a family member pay for your premiums, nope, if you can't pay because you don't have a job, you get dumped in Medicaid.

Guess how many of her previous doctors take Medicaid patients? Zero

From what I've heard, she still isn't connecting the dots between Barky and The Left ruining healthcare, and her own personal situation.

You should be able to purchase a product from whomever you want, and pay for it however you can, without government being the intermediary in the purchase.
Posted by: President Elect Boots




this is not right.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:13 PM (4Jold)

212 It was, in fact, the planet Venus.

"'Twas on the Good Ship Venus..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Mons

Not the WW1 battle neither

Posted by: Miklos, who had kind teachers\ at November 18, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

213 You should be able to purchase a product from whomever you want, and pay for it however you can, without government being the intermediary in the purchase.

Posted by: President Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 09:09 PM (oGBso)

You forgot the "In a free society" disclaimer...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g)

214 "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?"

Oooh...the cat's eaten it.

Posted by: Citizen at November 18, 2020 09:13 PM (ldmQR)

215 S'ok Duke.
Mrs D asked me awhile ago if we have one of those black military guns. I told her we didn't.
She said we should get some.
Posted by: Diogenes


Wife gave me the green light to buy her a gun. Now I can't find a 9mm H&K USP or ammo.
She's stuck with the .357.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (0mP7b)

216 Since we all know who Dr. Shiva is, I'm posting this interesting tidbit from CodeMonkeyZ twitter acct:

@CodeMonkeyZ
13m

Did you know Dr. Shiva was banned from twitter for this tweet after Massachusetts Secretary of State requested Twitter to ban him?
Dr. Shiva sued, claiming his first amendment rights were violated by the state. He won.
Why did this tweet cause the MA SOS to collude with twitter?

https://tinyurl.com/y5yocl2n

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (3GzTP)

217 >>> 160 So has the Satanic goal of keeping us in war been a way to wipe out the "strong men" of this country, thereby making it easier to overtake?
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (QaW6Z)

We not know what you talking about.

No see your cat, either.

Posted by: CHYna at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (02b6n)

218 the drop and roll video ICYMI:
https://tinyurl.com/y5lvmybt

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Commentor Elect at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (r+sAi)

219 Alien From L.A.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (63Dwl)



That was a riot once the MST3K crew got done with it.

"Did I mention I'm Australian?"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (ZSK0i)

220 Muskrat. They're consumed widely in my town during Lent.
Posted by: clutch
-----

Now you've done it...

And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (L47aO)

221 then they decided to design a device with a fraction of the stability and have it used by somebody standing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:11 PM (4Jold)

And yet, after 4 years of owning my own SUP Board, I think I've fallen off twice, and one of those was because I was saving a beer my Lady had tossed to me that missed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (NgKpN)

222 I would rather eat a beaver than a bat


just sayin
Posted by: w




guess I would have to know how hard they were swinging it

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (4Jold)

223 > How do you feel about brown paper packages tied up with string?

Psychotic mullahs with Kalashnikov rifles
Mortars and claymores and other such trifles
Shiny arachnids with venomous stings
These are a few of my favorite things...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (VikfB)

224 I feel like if conservatives are going to survive the Tech Purge we need to become much more technologically savvy.

Posted by: Max Power at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (QCc6B)

225 216
Since we all know who Dr. Shiva is, I'm posting this interesting tidbit from CodeMonkeyZ twitter acct:



@CodeMonkeyZ

13m



Did you know Dr. Shiva was banned from twitter for this tweet after
Massachusetts Secretary of State requested Twitter to ban him?

Dr. Shiva sued, claiming his first amendment rights were violated by the state. He won.

Why did this tweet cause the MA SOS to collude with twitter?



https://tinyurl.com/y5yocl2n





Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 18, 2020 09:14 PM (3GzTP)

They must control the vertical, they must control the horizontal...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

226 [iThought that was a wabbit...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (ynpvh)


Never watched the X-Files, didja?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ZSK0i)

227 Did Wisconsin end up changing their recount rules tonight? If they did i don't see how SCOTUS doesn't shoot that down.

You can naysay all you want about them not wanting to get involved but that is a simple ex post facto violation. You can set rules for a recount, have someone pay for a recount, then hurry to change the rules.

Gosh it's INCREDIBLE how brazen these Democrat thugs are.

For SCOTUS context:

Gorsuch wrote the majority opinion that affirmed the actual statutes, State and Federal. Pursuant to WI statute, no mailed ballot is to be counted if it is received after Nov 3.

I do not see how, if SCOTUS wants to maintain their integrity and their judicial power, they can let this stand. It's a blatant power move and a thumb in their collective eyes!

Posted by: pmurT at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ojwvu)

228 >>>@realDonaldTrump 45m

Look at this in Wisconsin! A day AFTER the election, Biden receives a dump of 143,379 votes at 3:42AM, when they learned he was losing badly. This is unbelievable!

======

Yes. NSS! Heck, even my son sent me that fact in the middle of the night when it happened. What the heck do you think i am supposed to about it if the POTUS can't do anything?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (240Sf)

229 Mit Romney, The War General !
Posted by: will choose a nic later

"Bring down the Armoured Command Car from the car elevator"

Posted by: Miklos, pushing hard to imagine this at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)

230 A certain firearms instructor business owner in the mid-south may or may not have once bought a blowjob for every member of a SEAL team platoon training with him at a Playboy Club back in the day...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 18, 2020 09:06 PM (c/0cj)


Hmmm.
The Rod and Gun Club in Bad Tolz, back in the day, had interesting training sessions.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (axyOa)

231 I especially got a laugh out of the small trailer on the beach that turned into a mansion once you went inside.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (ZSK0i)

LOL. I forgot all about that.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (KuT6N)

232 Thought that was a wabbit...
Posted by: jim


That was the one he tried to paddle.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (0mP7b)

233 And yet, after 4 years of owning my own SUP Board, I think I've fallen off twice, and one of those was because I was saving a beer my Lady had tossed to me that missed.
Posted by: R




yes?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (4Jold)

234 226
[iThought that was a wabbit...



Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:12 PM (ynpvh)





Never watched the X-Files, didja?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ZSK0i)

Not for a long time now.

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:16 PM (ynpvh)

235 >. I don't have sufficient standing here.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (TdMsT)



Wait. There is standing in this place??!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 09:16 PM (mPPdp)

236 I've always been fascinated by the Taurus that can fire .410 cartridges. Somehow I think a little birdshot would be a good distraction for BLM assaults

Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at November 18, 2020 09:16 PM (N17yv)

237 Live Milwaukee recount zoom meeting...

https://tinyurl.com/y2tfen23

Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2020 09:16 PM (cF8AT)

238 > By Christ ye should've seen us

Ah, someone is familiar with the classics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:16 PM (VikfB)

239 Now let me be clear. I love to eat dog whenever I can, but you'll never catch me eating beaver.

Posted by: Preznit Jugeared Ethereal Bisexual at November 18, 2020 09:16 PM (tHk1T)

240 business owner in the mid-south may or may not have once bought a blowjob for every member of a SEAL team platoon training with him at a Playboy Club back in the day...
Posted by: Dirty




that is funny but was funnier when I misread "for" as "from"

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:17 PM (4Jold)

241 235
>. I don't have sufficient standing here.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 18, 2020 09:07 PM (TdMsT)







Wait. There is standing in this place??!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 09:16 PM (mPPdp)

There is some standing room...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:17 PM (ynpvh)

242 "Bring down the Armoured Command Car from the car elevator"
Posted by: Miklos, pushing hard to imagine this at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)


"And have a dog strapped to the roof."

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 09:17 PM (t+qrx)

243 I was shocked at the cost of the Healthcare.gov plans. $1000 a month with a $5000 deductible? I just want catastrophic coverage. I'm ashamed by how naive I am.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (mht8P)

Have you looked into health sharing organizations? I used Liberty Health Shares for a while when I was unemployed. You have to pay up front and file the claims with them yourself (not that I ever had any, I see a physician once a year to get my thyroid medicine subscribed), but I kinda like the concept.

Most of these organizations require that you swear you believe in God, but it doesn't seem like that would be problematic for you.

Posted by: April at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (OX9vb)

244 Looks like muskrat love
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*GLARES*

Posted by: Everyone who survived the 70s at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

245 Wait. There is standing in this place??!!

Posted by: Muad'dib



Well ... we are on the corner in Winslow, Arizona ...

Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (LPnfS)

246 nybody here old enough to remember "Disco Beaver from Outer Space"?

HBO, late 70s.

Posted by: butch at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (cHvOo)

247 Well someone here has to post it. Might as well be me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: exdem13 at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (W+kMI)

248 246
nybody here old enough to remember "Disco Beaver from Outer Space"?

HBO, late 70s.


Posted by: butch at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (cHvOo)
HBO was for rich folks for us back then.

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:19 PM (ynpvh)

249 Wife gave me the green light to buy her a gun. Now I can't find a 9mm H&K USP or ammo.
She's stuck with the .357.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020


That's the thing. I'd get her something in 5.56 but finding ammo! Damn.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2020 09:19 PM (axyOa)

250
ER acronyms

DFO: Drunk and Fell Over
LOFD: Looks Okay From Door
SBOD: Stupid Bastard/Bitch on Drugs
JPS: Just Plain Stupid
AOB: Alcohol on Board
HVLP: High-Velocity Lead Poisoning

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P)

251 "And have a dog strapped to the roof."
Posted by: hogmartin

"is not my dog"

Posted by: Miklos, noting that the dog WANTED to bite the F*cker at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

252 >>> I was shocked at the cost of the Healthcare.gov plans. $1000 a month with a $5000 deductible? I just want catastrophic coverage. I'm ashamed by how naive I am.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (mht8P)

======

Yes, but the average family will save $2500 a year. Not you, of course. Other average families. So pay up, prole!

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (240Sf)

253 Jesse Binnall, Trump's campaign lawyer for the Nevada lawsuit: "There are THOUSANDS of instances of fraud ... Donald Trump won Nevada."

Posted by: Appeared on Lou Dobbs at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (BBWrU)

254 Wife gave me the green light to buy her a gun. Now I can't find a 9mm H&K USP or ammo.
She's stuck with the .357.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020


That's the thing. I'd get her something in 5.56 but finding ammo! Damn.
Posted by: Diogenes




shouldn't the ammo thing sort itself out before the gun thing?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (4Jold)

255 Mmmmm, you a little hard on the beaverast night, honey!

Posted by: Mrs. Cleaver at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (n/szn)

256 My children would appreciat me if I cound find a 1975 tv that you have to get up from the couch to change to one of the other 4 channels

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (GIeIM)

257 236 I've always been fascinated by the Taurus that can fire .410 cartridges. Somehow I think a little birdshot would be a good distraction for BLM assaults
-----
I've thought of that myself. A couple of birdshot load rounds to discourage the mob, then a couple of buckshot loads for the more persistent goblins, then lastly a slug or a .45 long for the bastard eager for a Darwin Award.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (W+kMI)

258 250

They got to have a funny one for foreign rectal objects, but I honestly don't want to know what it is.

Posted by: Citizen at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (ldmQR)

259 Gosh it's INCREDIBLE how brazen these Democrat thugs are.<<<

Where there's a whip, there's a way.

It's the oligarch overlords that are driving this coup.

Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

260 >.

Well ... we are on the corner in Winslow, Arizona ...
Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (LPnfS)



It's such a fine sight to see...

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (mPPdp)

261 252
>>> I was shocked at the cost of the Healthcare.gov plans.
$1000 a month with a $5000 deductible? I just want catastrophic
coverage. I'm ashamed by how naive I am.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 08:54 PM (mht8P)



======



Yes, but the average family will save $2500 a year. Not you, of course. Other average families. So pay up, prole!

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (240Sf)

Average family living in the Potemkin village yonder

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (ynpvh)

262 So let me tell ya about my shift at Sheps today. First, Joe is back to nipping at people so that's nice. Took all the dogs out for potty break. Lucy was last oh yes.. she was the best because she HAS THE RUNS! Lucy is very unstable on her feet so as she's spurting out her diarrhea she falls in it. Gets eveywhere. I'm trying to lift her hind end up so she can finish.. she gets it on my shoes. I try to pull her into the house but she can't move her legs so she just keeps falling. I finally pick her up and carry her..shitting the whole time. Little piles of runny poop everywhere. On my pants.. on the sidewalk, in the house. I finally get her in her room and proceed to try to clean up. Dusty and Xena are both barking their heads off and Joe gets more agitated because he can hear them. Then Russell shows up (the head dude) with Lady who had been to the vet. Now I have to feed Lady and Lucy. Xena just keeps barking. I finally throw some treats at her and beg her to shut up. Russell leaves (thanks man). I still haven't done the chores. The trash is full of shitty pee pads, and I still haven't even started the laundry.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (nxdel)

263 She's stuck with the .357.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020


That's the thing. I'd get her something in 5.56 but finding ammo! Damn.
Posted by: Diogenes

HANDS UP DON'T SHHOT

Posted by: Aspiring Miklos, turnin' his life around at November 18, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

264 Well ... we are on the corner in Winslow, Arizona ...
Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (LPnfS)

I was there once and they have that song on constant loop playing on some street corner.

Posted by: InCali at November 18, 2020 09:22 PM (9AFWN)

265 Beaver is all dark meat. And a greasy meal. They are mostly oily glands.

Posted by: Mrs. Cleaver at November 18, 2020 09:22 PM (n/szn)

266 There's a beaver dam in Canada that was big enough that they noticed on satellite images. They didn't know what it was at first, so they sent people to investigate the location.

They think it took many generations of beavers over hundreds of years to build and they are still working on it.

I think that's all the beaver trivia I know. Oh, and their teeth never stop growing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 18, 2020 09:22 PM (Ti1eN)

267 >>> My children would appreciat me if I cound find a 1975 tv that you have to get up from the couch to change to one of the other 4 channels
Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (GIeIM)

=====

Don't forget adjusting the volume when the train goes through town.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 18, 2020 09:22 PM (240Sf)

268 258
250



They got to have a funny one for foreign rectal objects, but I honestly don't want to know what it is.

Posted by: Citizen at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (ldmQR)

But no code for robot grabbing a penis...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

269 Jesse Binnall, Trump's campaign lawyer for the Nevada lawsuit: "There are THOUSANDS of instances of fraud ... Donald Trump won Nevada."
Posted by: Appeared on Lou Dobbs at November 18, 2020 09:20 PM (BBWrU)


I don't want to rain on anyone's parade but I saw that interview. That was the weakest of weak tea arguments I've ever seen. It was sad and Lou wasn't all that impressed either.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 18, 2020 09:23 PM (AiZBA)

270 @realDonaldTrump 45m



Look at this in Wisconsin! A day AFTER the election, Biden receives a
dump of 143,379 votes at 3:42AM, when they learned he was losing badly.
This is unbelievable!




The ballot dumps happened in all of the states that got the magic votes for Gropin' Joe.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2020 09:23 PM (sT+mK)

271 264
Well ... we are on the corner in Winslow, Arizona ...

Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (LPnfS)



I was there once and they have that song on constant loop playing on some street corner.

Posted by: InCali at November 18, 2020 09:22 PM (9AFWN)

I was driving on the 101 to Ventura when American's "Ventura Highway" started playing on the radio...

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:23 PM (ynpvh)

272 Beavers? I hate beavers

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 18, 2020 09:24 PM (qlFIA)

273 Beavers are haram, except for sexual releese! and eating, as Alkah wills.
Posted by: Omar the retard at November 18, 2020 08:49 PM (ldmQR)
================
At least one person here knows the Good Book!

Posted by: mohammad at November 18, 2020 09:24 PM (UDapT)

274 Shut up and start simmerin'!

Posted by: Josemite Sam to wabbit in stew pot at November 18, 2020 09:24 PM (n/szn)

275 >>> Well ... we are on the corner in Winslow, Arizona ...
Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (LPnfS)

I was there once and they have that song on constant loop playing on some street corner.
Posted by: InCali at November 18, 2020 09:22 PM (9AFWN)

======

I was helping a buddy move from Chicago to Scottsdale when the song came on the radio in the moving van, while driving through Winslow. Sadly, no girl in a flatbed ford to be seen.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 18, 2020 09:25 PM (240Sf)

276 Well ... we are on the corner in Winslow, Arizona ...
Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:18 PM (LPnfS)



It's such a fine sight to see...
Posted by: Muad'dib



Bullshit.

I been here all day, two guys named Jose used my ID to buy beer.

Class action lawsuit.

Posted by: Miklos, as laest I speak Hispanico at November 18, 2020 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

277 Canadian Beaver Welcome Wagon...

https://tinyurl.com/mvxn95s

Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2020 09:25 PM (l3+k2)

278 I do not see how, if SCOTUS wants to maintain their integrity and their judicial power, they can let this stand. It's a blatant power move and a thumb in their collective eyes!
Posted by: pmurT at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ojwvu)

Don't need no credibility in banana republic, just cocktail party invites.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at November 18, 2020 09:26 PM (+CiEK)

279 anybody 'round here seen wynona's brown beaver ?
Posted by: grease monkey at November 18, 2020 09:03 PM

No, but I've heard it's big.

Primus sucks!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 18, 2020 09:26 PM (OssQ4)

280 250
ER acronyms

DFO: Drunk and Fell Over
LOFD: Looks Okay From Door
SBOD: Stupid Bastard/Bitch on Drugs
JPS: Just Plain Stupid
AOB: Alcohol on Board
HVLP: High-Velocity Lead Poisoning
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P)

My favorite is from England: PRATFO. Patient Reassured And Told to Fuck Off

Posted by: Insomniac at November 18, 2020 09:26 PM (nakwk)

281

Harvard University students are reportedly circulating a petition in an attempt to get school officials to ban former Trump administration officials from attending, speaking, or teaching at the university.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2020 09:27 PM (63Dwl)

282 278
I do not see how, if SCOTUS wants to maintain their integrity and their
judicial power, they can let this stand. It's a blatant power move and a
thumb in their collective eyes!

Posted by: pmurT at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ojwvu)



Don't need no credibility in banana republic, just cocktail party invites.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at November 18, 2020 09:26 PM (+CiEK)

If it absolutely, positively needed, it's a tax.

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:27 PM (ynpvh)

283 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (nxdel)

long distance hugs ...

diapers with hole cut for tail ???

Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:27 PM (LPnfS)

284 275

Wouldjabelieve two transvestites in a Pacer?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at November 18, 2020 09:27 PM (ldmQR)

285 >>> How do you feel about brown paper packages tied up with string?

Speaking of. What are the thoughts of the Horde on My Favorite Things being turned into a Christmas jingle?

Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2020 09:27 PM (5y4sp)

286 The Soviets were big on tying those brown paper bags with string containing those nice, fat 7.62 X 54R rounds.

We could learn a thing or two.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2020 09:28 PM (R/m4+)

287 And now for a time when politics and swamp rabbits did cross in the American scene. The rabbit must've been a LaRouche supporter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy6dF4yAgRs
Just to prove Jimmeh the Peanut wasn't fibbing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBvKq55uMOc

Posted by: exdem13 at November 18, 2020 09:29 PM (W+kMI)

288 My favorite is from England: PRATFO. Patient Reassured And Told to Fuck Off
Posted by: Insomniac

My favorite from UK is FLK.

They used it for years before getting busted and trouble

Posted by: Miklos al-Paki, Funny Looking Kid at November 18, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)

289 My favorite is from England: PRATFO. Patient Reassured And Told to Fuck Off
Posted by: Insomniac at November 18, 2020 09:26 PM (nakwk)


Suitable for any occasion, such as arterial bleeding.

Posted by: NHS at November 18, 2020 09:30 PM (t+qrx)

290 I do not see how, if SCOTUS wants to maintain their integrity and their judicial power, they can let this stand. It's a blatant power move and a thumb in their collective eyes!
Posted by: pmurT at November 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ojwvu)

Don't need no credibility in banana republic, just cocktail party invites.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at November 18, 2020 09:26 PM (+CiEK)


------------

Once SloJoe adds 15 new members to SCOTUS there won't be much glamour in SCOTUS. I would hope at least 5 of them realize they will never rule on anything ever again.

It'll be pen and phone all the way. If anything does get to SCOTUS it will be meaningless.

The constitution won't be worth the paper it's printed on, if the biggest election fraud in US history is allowed to stand.









Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 09:31 PM (oGBso)

291 If we're going to be in a pickle, I would prefer it to be a gherkin

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:31 PM (2eMOL)

292 Harvard University students are reportedly circulating a petition in an attempt to get school officials to ban former Trump administration officials from attending, speaking, or teaching at the university.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Time to raid the monasteries.

Posted by: King Miklos VIII I am, Miklos the Eighth I am, I am at November 18, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

293 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:21 PM (nxdel)

Blessings on you Jewells!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:32 PM (2C38g)

294 My favorite from UK is FLK.

They used it for years before getting busted and trouble
Posted by: Miklos al-Paki, Funny Looking Kid

The school system here still is using it in (the private) IEPs.

Everyone knows what it means.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2020 09:32 PM (Rvt88)

295 Dave in FL was right.

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:33 PM (2eMOL)

296 Dave in FL was right.
Posted by: jsg



about bugging out to costa rica?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:33 PM (4Jold)

297 Jewells, if you ever come to WI, I'd love to show you my biz. I think you would like it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2020 09:33 PM (mPPdp)

298 I'd like to see a bunch of rabid beavers let loose on some of these election officials.

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

299 Jewells, if you ever come to WI, I'd love to show you my biz. I think you would like it.
Posted by: Muad'dib



If that ain't code...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2020 09:34 PM (0mP7b)

300 139
Beavers do get alarmingly large.


Posted by: Methos at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (kOpft)

Big Woman: Large BeaverSmall Woman: All Beaver


Posted by: DooDad at November 18, 2020 09:34 PM (tIbQb)

301 Suitable for any occasion, such as arterial bleeding.
Posted by: NHS

I worked on projects for the NHS.

Their Death Panel is called "The National Institute for Clinical Excellence".

NICE

Posted by: Miklos, seen it, done it at November 18, 2020 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

302 diapers with hole cut for tail ???

Yes, we have doggie diapers but no one seems to use them.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:34 PM (nxdel)

303 *giggle*

Posted by: Obama looking at a package of bratwurst at November 18, 2020 09:35 PM (ldmQR)

304 Speaking of rabbits, here's one of the best openings to a movie, quoted almost verbatim from the text source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZsY2i0Cz_k

Posted by: exdem13 at November 18, 2020 09:35 PM (W+kMI)

305 Thanks Hrothgar. This was one of my tougher shifts.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:35 PM (nxdel)

306 Jewells, if you ever come to WI, I'd love to show you my biz. I think you would like it.

What is it?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:36 PM (nxdel)

307 Big Woman: Large BeaverSmall Woman: All Beaver


Posted by: DooDad

Big Legged Woman
Keep your dresses down

I bet my bottom dollar
Ain't a cherry in this house

Posted by: As Miklos learned from Jerry Lee Lewis at November 18, 2020 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

308 What is it?
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:36 PM (nxdel)


That's his business.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2020 09:36 PM (t+qrx)

309 about bugging out to costa rica?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:33 PM (4Jold)

Don't know anything about that.

The margin of fraud is WOW.

Noone could have guessed that.

OK, maybe Dominion. and Smartmatic.

Also Obama, who is ass deep full of a dildo in this,

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:37 PM (2eMOL)

310 That's his business.

What is?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)

311 ewells, if you ever come to WI, I'd love to show you my biz. I think you would like it.
Posted by: Muad'dib



If that ain't code...
Posted by: rickb223

Muad'dib is against the wall

Posted by: Miklos Calling at November 18, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

312 Well, whoop de fuckin' whoo.

NYC schools are closed tomorrow, without warning, and the media goes nuts.

Ours have been closed since March. NYC can fuck right off to fuckoff mountain with the whining.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2020 09:38 PM (qQnCr)

313
What is it?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:36 PM (nxdel)



That's his business.

Third base.

Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2020 09:38 PM (+ya+t)

314 Don't know anything about that.

The margin of fraud is WOW.

Noone could have guessed that.

OK, maybe Dominion. and Smartmatic.

Also Obama, who is ass deep full of a dildo in this,
Posted by: jsg




guessing that was not their plan but they had to do it because the big guy hit a homer.

which is why it should be easy to show.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:39 PM (4Jold)

315 No bats, yay!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 18, 2020 09:39 PM (xbYXe)

316 really

Ivankas farts from 1994 are news?


Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:39 PM (GIeIM)

317 about bugging out to costa rica?
Posted by: confederatefifth

https://barbadoswelcomestamp.bb/

Posted by: Miklos has a Plan "B" at November 18, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

318 Oy.

Hitting the refresh button like a crack addict.

Going to take a walk and bring the BP down.

Posted by: Adriane the Well, That's the Way I Heard It Critic ... at November 18, 2020 09:40 PM (LPnfS)

319 the thing is is in nyc "school" is more daycare and feeding than education.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:40 PM (4Jold)

320 Billy Joel
@billyjoel
Tonight: Governor Cuomo and Billy Joel in conversation, live on Zoom.
Hosted by independent bookseller, Book Revue.

-
Well, that's gonna be must miss TV.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 18, 2020 09:40 PM (+y/Ru)

321 my kids school Thanksgiving vacation will last till January 20th or so

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:40 PM (GIeIM)

322 321 my kids school Thanksgiving vacation will last till January 20th or so
Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:40 PM (GIeIM)

You're getting a property tax reduction, right ?

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:41 PM (2eMOL)

323 I don't get depressed over Democrats trying to cheat, I get depressed that my own niece and nephew think I'm making this all up.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at November 18, 2020 09:41 PM (DBPIP)

324 who is up for a MOME in Oregon

we can smoke meth!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:41 PM (GIeIM)

325 https://barbadoswelcomestamp.bb/
Posted by: M



nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:42 PM (4Jold)

326 SOME BEAVER

Posted by: Charlotte at November 18, 2020 09:42 PM (4I/2K)

327 324
who is up for a MOME in Oregon



we can smoke meth!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 18, 2020 09:41 PM (GIeIM)

Apparently that's not all you guys can smoke.

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

328 @realDonaldTrump 45m



Look at this in Wisconsin! A day AFTER the election, Biden receives a
dump of 143,379 votes at 3:42AM, when they learned he was losing badly.
This is unbelievable!




The ballot dumps happened in all of the states that got the magic votes for Gropin' Joe.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 18, 2020 09:23 PM (sT+mK)



Before everything gets to SCROTUS Team Trump should see to it that impossible anomalies as the above that occurred in several States are well known to the general public... as if most don't already know now, but keep beating that drum.

When SCROTUS sides with the Coup and tells us not to believe our lying eyes Trump can make first use of the Presidential Alert System and announce that the Coup is complete now that SCROTUS has announced they have sided with the UniParty... Ready... Set...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 18, 2020 09:42 PM (/Dgcm)

329 Posted by: Miklos has a Plan "B" at November 18, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

And they speak the Queen's English there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:42 PM (2C38g)

330 T if you say so, and you are THE ex-spurt.

Posted by: grease monkey at November 18, 2020 09:43 PM (c/0cj)

331 You're getting a property tax reduction, right ?
Posted by: jsg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

---- local taxing authorities

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2020 09:43 PM (Rvt88)

332 No bats, yay!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 18, 2020 09:39 PM (xbYXe)


Do not tempt the COBs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:43 PM (2C38g)

333 Well that Barbados thing is nice if you're working. What about retirees?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:44 PM (nxdel)

334 312 Well, whoop de fuckin' whoo.

NYC schools are closed tomorrow, without warning, and the media goes nuts.

Ours have been closed since March. NYC can fuck right off to fuckoff mountain with the whining.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2020 09:38 PM (qQnCr)

Nothing matters unless it happens on the East, or sometimes West, coast.

Posted by: MSM at November 18, 2020 09:44 PM (Ojki1)

335 You're getting a property tax reduction, right ?
Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:41 PM (2eMOL)



No, but I'm betting the teachers union has bargained for a (property tax-payer funded) salary increase!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:45 PM (2C38g)

336 I'm hoping for the Wolverine Whisperer.

Of course, it would probably be more like the "Wolverine Guy Screaming in Horrific Pain and Abject Terror", but we mustn't be picky.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2020 09:04 PM (VikfB)

Would watch

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 18, 2020 09:45 PM (YkawN)

337
Up the road, Alvin ISD has built a huge football stadium and is building a new high school and intermediate school. Who's going to occupy them is another question.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 09:46 PM (mht8P)

338 331 You're getting a property tax reduction, right ?
Posted by: jsg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

---- local taxing authorities
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2020 09:43 PM (Rvt8

I am going to the next school board meeting and proposing a 10% across the board cut and a corresponding reduction in property taxes, Because We're All In This Together.

Totally serial.

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:46 PM (2eMOL)

339 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 08:50 PM (2C38g)

Hrothgar if you are still there, I want to let you know you are fervently in my prayers, bud!!!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2020 09:46 PM (QaW6Z)

340 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 09:46 PM (mht8P)

Does Nolan Ryan still live in Alvin?

Posted by: clutch at November 18, 2020 09:47 PM (9UmRs)

341 built a huge football stadium and is building a new high school and intermediate school. Who's going to occupy them is another question.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



you are going to get to wait there before your ride to internmnt.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:48 PM (4Jold)

342 Taxation is theft, right?

Why are we paying taxes for services that no longer exist?

Everything should be free!

Like from Obama's stash!

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 09:48 PM (oGBso)

343 I am going to the next school board meeting and proposing a 10% across the board cut and a corresponding reduction in property taxes, Because We're All In This Together.

Totally serial.
Posted by: jsg

I envy you. My local board meetings are all Zoom and demand all questions be submitted by email in advance as they will not take any during the meeting. No 'open mic' as it were.

Care to guess what subject has not been entertained in 6 months?

(I know you can.)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2020 09:49 PM (Rvt88)

344
Care to guess what subject has not been entertained in 6 months?

(I know you can.)
Posted by: T




sexed

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 18, 2020 09:49 PM (4Jold)

345 228 >>>@realDonaldTrump 45m

Look at this in Wisconsin! A day AFTER the election, Biden receives a dump of 143,379 votes at 3:42AM, when they learned he was losing badly. This is unbelievable!


---> did wischonisn also shut down counting for reasons?`

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 18, 2020 09:49 PM (a3Tyz)

346 Hrothgar if you are still there, I want to let you know you are fervently in my prayers, bud!!!!!!

Okay..what did I miss?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:49 PM (nxdel)

347 Ont noodes

Posted by: Rex B at November 18, 2020 09:49 PM (VzwiC)

348 Care to guess what subject has not been entertained in 6 months?

(I know you can.)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2020 09:49 PM (Rvt8

More kids in schools getting STD's from the teachers rather than Covid ?

Posted by: jsg at November 18, 2020 09:50 PM (2eMOL)

349 I disapprove of animal sex dolls. Stop. Just stop.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 18, 2020 09:50 PM (pB6Gt)

350 342
Taxation is theft, right?



Why are we paying taxes for services that no longer exist?



Everything should be free!



Like from Obama's stash!





Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 09:48 PM (oGBso)

Obama could do it 'cause he printed the money, so it doesn't cost anything. At least that what some dimwit Obamabot said.

Posted by: jim at November 18, 2020 09:50 PM (ynpvh)

351 NYC schools are closed tomorrow, without warning, and the media goes nuts.

Yeah, not sure why anybody cares. Heroic single mothers have to spend a day with their brats? Better lead the alphabet networks with stories about the horror.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 18, 2020 09:50 PM (YkawN)

352 Nooood!
And it is an ONT.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 18, 2020 09:50 PM (2C38g)

353 Before everything gets to SCROTUS Team Trump should see to it that impossible anomalies as the above that occurred in several States are well known to the general public... as if most don't already know now, but keep beating that drum.

---> This.

In the ace comment thread universal Trump formula of "Trump needs to do X to get Y"

Trump needs to hold maga rallies in the effected states to get his message out.

He doesn't need to get shitfuck liberals in CT to care, he needs to get voters in WI/GA/PA/AZ whatever else to care.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 18, 2020 09:51 PM (a3Tyz)

354
Does Nolan Ryan still live in Alvin?
Posted by: clutch at November 18, 2020 09:47 PM (9UmRs)

__________

No, Georgetown, TX. Everything in Alvin is named after him though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2020 09:51 PM (mht8P)

355 ONT is available.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 18, 2020 09:51 PM (oGBso)

356 And they speak the Queen's English there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Yes, with a charming (to my ear) West Indies accent!

Posted by: Miklos and His All-Girl Barbadianeel Band at November 18, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

357 Okay..what did I miss?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:49 PM (nxdel)

From this week's prayer list. Sorry, Jewells......

11/16 - Hrothgar received a very recent and completely unexpected diagnosis of a non-trivial (and rather rare) cancer. He is in the very initial phase of surgery, tests, diagnoses, and evaluation of treatment options, so at this stage, he knows just enough to be concerned, but right now has no idea how this will roll out. He would greatly appreciate prayers from the Horde for skilled doctors/staff and recovery if that is in God's plan.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2020 09:52 PM (QaW6Z)

358 Posted by: ... at November 18, 2020 09:52 PM (QaW6Z)

Thank you I missed that somehow. Fervent prayers being sent.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 18, 2020 09:57 PM (nxdel)

359 OT: I'm watching this pretty girl on Twitch with an amazing rack play video games and I think I've figured out why the youts watch other people play video games.

Except that the dudes get more viewers than her, so the youts must be stupid or gay.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 18, 2020 10:01 PM (Ti1eN)

360 Yea false advertising!

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 18, 2020 10:13 PM (YlyPd)

361 Test

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at November 18, 2020 11:33 PM (KqiMr)

362 test

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