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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/10/20)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“We need someone to lead us through in a kind of father figure way or mother figure way. To bring us through and show that they love us, care about us, and want our best. Robert DeNiro


Quote II

“We were surprised by these results. We tried out one situation, then another one, and so forth. But study after study came back with the same result: Most students did not treat our white actor more positively than the Black, Asian, or Muslim actors.”University of Wisconsin, Madison, psychology professor Mark Brauer


Quote III

"You're going to be helping to protect them,"

"What's more important, seeing your relatives in person on Thanksgiving or keeping them safe?"William Hanage, an associate professor of epidemiology at the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health


Quote IV

The truth is that if blacks look at their real self-interest, they will quickly realize that they have little common cause with gentry leftists who want to triple the price of electricity and gasoline and who fight to keep poor kids trapped in bad public schools.Francis Menton


Quote V

"We celebrate like this every month. He came to our suite and just slept on the couch while we partied - we thought he was just tired.

"However, after I shook his body he wasn't responding." Unidentified friend of Khun Thep


Quote VI

If you don’t agree with me, fine. We can still be friends. But I have a family, band, and crew that need to be provided for and taken care of. If it’s OK for us to party in the streets with no ‘social distancing’ then we can book shows right now.” Morgan Wallen


Quote VII

"Early in the new year we will launch new mental health teams that will respond to 911 mental health calls across priority neighborhoods....Today’s announcement is another example of how we continue to transform mental health care in this city," NYC First Lady Chirlane McCray

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

$15 trillion: this is the amount of money to be invested in new power capacity globally over the next three decades. Most of this—80 percent—will be poured into renewables. This certainly makes the energy transition far from cheap, but no one—at least no one reputable—ever said going green would be cheap. Yet the amount of investments to be directed towards expanding wind, solar, and associated systems will not be the only costs to be borne during the transition. There may well be steep environmental costs as well.

BloombergnNEF, which conducted the analysis that resulted in the investment estimate for the next 30 years in energy, also said that between 2020 and 2050, another $14 trillion will be invested in the grid, likely to adapt it for a surge in solar and renewable power deployments, which, according to the analysis, will constitute 56 percent of total global generation capacity by 2050. And it will have spurred a mini golden age in mining.

Wind power, like solar power, requires a lot of metals and other minerals to produce essential components for the installations. Therefore, as the demand for wind turbines and blades jumps, so will the demand for the metals they are made of. It’s the same with the metals and minerals necessary for the production of a solar panel.


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F*ck off and eat paste Joe. You're not my president.


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When do the "true conservatives" at FNC leave? Newsmax ratings continue to improve.

Fox News viewers appear to be deserting the network in droves as they tune into Newsmax TV.

Nielsen data confirms the trend in the post-election period last week.

During Wednesday through Friday last week, Newsmax TV led Fox Business and CNBC in all key day parts.

Newsmax is also seeing a terrific surge across its media properties, starting with its cable and satellite news channel. OTT viewership of the channel is also up on devices like Roku, YouTube, and Xumo.

The company also saw over a half million downloads to the free Newsmax TV APP, and earlier Tuesday hit the top 3 position in rankings for downloads on iPhone.

And traffic to Newsmax.com, the company’s flagship website, also is surging.


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We all suspected that valuable medical research was tanked for the Kung Flu response. Well our suspicions have been confirmed.

Liso-cel, manufactured by Bristol-Myers Squibb, originally had its Food and Drug Administration (FDA) application accepted in February, but has yet to have one of its contracted manufacturing sites undergo FDA inspection due to the coronavirus pandemic. Not only is the drug’s approval contingent on the facility inspections from the FDA, according to multiple company executives, but its application expires on Nov. 16, meaning that if the plant is not inspected in the coming days Bristol-Myers may have to completely resubmit the drug’s application as a result.


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The Religion of Peace PiecesTM strikes again.

Islamist militants have beheaded more than 50 people in a football ground in a village in northern Mozambique, according to local media reports.

The attack was carried out by an Isis-linked group in the village of Muatide in conflict-ridden Cabo Delgado province, and spanned several days.

A Mozambique news agency said the attackers set fire to several villages and gathered together people they had captured from nearby forests on a single football pitch, where the victims were then decapitated and their bodies chopped to pieces, while women from the villages were abducted.

The gas-rich northern Mozambique region has witnessed several brutal attacks involving killings by the Isis-affiliated local group known as Ahlu Sunnah Wa-Jamo, or simply al-Shabaab locally, though they have no relation to the better-known Somali group.


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Gender Activists Are Trying to Cancel My Book. Why is Silicon Valley Helping Them?

The day after I tweeted about the ongoing attempts to block sales of my book, Irreversible Damage: The Transgender Craze Seducing Our Daughters, I was stuck on the phone with my parents’ real estate agent. “How’s your book going?” she wanted to know. “Is there a lot of controversy?”

I know it’s fashionable these days to claim to be an introvert—something to do with an unwarranted assumption of depth, maybe—but I actually am an introvert. Small talk exhausts me, not because I believe it’s beneath me, but because it feels like being handed a socket wrench. I have no idea what to do with it.

“Well, you had to expect that, right?” she added casually. “When you write a book like that, that’s what you’re expecting.”


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Last nights comments evolved into discussion of Baby Boomers, Millenials, Generation Xers and others. Lewis Black takes a look at this........NSFW-LANGUAGE


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Ace and yours truly aren't the only ones fed up with "social media".

will soon be abandoning Blogger for a different -- and better -- platform. I do this because Google is on the verge of becoming HAL from "2001: A Space Odyssey". In fact, all of "Big Tech" has become little more than a virtual insane asylum, where the dumbfucks, the mental patients, the losers, the congenitally malformed and the Geeks you used to give swirlies to in high school now lord it over you with their ability to silence you, and the piles of cash they sleep on to protect them from the swift-and-well-deserved asswhippings their sexually-frustrated, obnoxiously-condescending behinds have coming to them.

I had abandoned Twitter a very long time ago for the simple reason that Twitter is where empty heads and mental masturbators (this sub-species can be identified by the "Blue Checks") congregate. Twitter is about as useful a medium, in the hands of the rambunctiously fucktarded, as tossed feces are to a Renaissance masterpiece. Twitter is where the worst of the worst reside and trade their lunacy in 280 characters or less, and where reasonable, logical discourse is treated as if it came with a case of herpes.

Facebook is back on my shitlist for a variety of reasons having to do with "standards" which turn out to be no such thing at all. The primary complaint I now have about Facebook is it's ridiculously transparent attempts at censorship masquerading as a crusade of "fact checking." Cognitive Dissonance and Confirmation Bias reign supreme at Facebook, as, for example, they de-platform a post of yours on the basis that it is "partly false", neglecting to recognize (deliberately) that if one piece is "partly false", by implication what remains is probably "mostly true"...and at least should be open for debate.


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The Left has no problem devouring their own. LOLGF


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The ONT Musical Interlude


'Artificial intelligence is being used to create new songs seemingly performed by Frank Sinatra and other dead stars. ‘Deepfakes’ are cute tricks – but they could change pop for ever'

‘It’s Christmas time! It’s hot tub time!” sings Frank Sinatra. At least, it sounds like him. With an easy swing, cheery bonhomie, and understated brass and string flourishes, this could just about pass as some long lost Sinatra demo. Even the voice – that rich tone once described as “all legato and regrets” – is eerily familiar, even if it does lurch between keys and, at times, sounds as if it was recorded at the bottom of a swimming pool.

The song in question not a genuine track, but a convincing fake created by “research and deployment company” OpenAI, whose Jukebox project uses artificial intelligence to generate music, complete with lyrics, in a variety of genres and artist styles. Along with Sinatra, they’ve done what are known as “deepfakes” of Katy Perry, Elvis, Simon and Garfunkel, 2Pac, Céline Dion and more. Having trained the model using 1.2m songs scraped from the web, complete with the corresponding lyrics and metadata, it can output raw audio several minutes long based on whatever you feed it. Input, say, Queen or Dolly Parton or Mozart, and you’ll get an approximation out the other end.


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Born on this day: 10 Nov 1948
English bassist, guitarist, singer, songwriter, Greg Lake, who worked with King Crimson and Emerson Lake and Palmer who had the 1977 UK No.2 single 'Fanfare For The Common Man'. He scored the 1975 solo 1975 UK No.2 hit single 'I Believe In Father Christmas'. Lake died on 7th Dec 2016 age 69 after a battle with cancer. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 10 Nov 2015
Allen Toussaint the American musician, songwriter/composer, record producer, and influential figure in New Orleans R&B died aged 77 while on tour in Madrid, Spain. Many artists recorded his songs Tincluding; 'Mother-in-Law', 'Fortune Teller', 'Ride Your Pony', 'Working in the Coal Mine', 'Here Come the Girls', 'Yes We Can Can' and 'Southern Nights'. Alison Krauss and Robert Plant covered 'Fortune Teller' on their 2007 album Raising Sand. via thisdayinmusic.com


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No signs of alcohol, drugs or mental illness? Then she must be a Genius Award Winner.

NOVEMBER 9--For the second time in recent weeks, a Florida Woman has been arrested for pleasuring herself in public, this time outside a Popeyes at 10 AM, according to court records.

Vanessa Lee Jones, 38, was collared Saturday morning after a witness reported spotting her masturbating near a dumpster outside the chicken joint in St. Petersburg. Jones, seen at right, was fully nude at the time.

When police responded to the scene, officers “also witnessed the defendant masturbating in front of the dumpster completely naked.” Jones, investigators added, was “observed on security cameras masturbating while fully naked.”


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Hopefully and prayerfully you'll get better as you grow older. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


November 10 is the 245th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps. The annual birthday message of the Commandant of the Marine Corps, General David Berger reminded Marines everywhere of their committment to the nation in spite of change and uncertainty. With 7,415 Marines who came down with COVID-19, and pandemic protocols in place for socially distanced Marine Corps celebrations, 2020 has been the year from hell even for the nation’s legendary warfighters. (Marine Corps Times)


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 11-9-2020


Sorry for the delay.

Top 10 commenters:
1 [874 comments] 'J.J. Sefton' [122.68 posts/day]
2 [854 comments] 'Asshoes'
3 [646 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
4 [621 comments] 'Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg '
5 [534 comments] 'Rodrigo Borgia'
6 [509 comments] 'Insomniac'
7 [494 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future!'
8 [482 comments] 'Marybeth'
9 [475 comments] 'Mr. Peebles'
10 [465 comments] 'Axeman'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [389 names] 'It's the best time of the year for the media' [54.60 unique names/day]
2 [150 names] 'Dragilo'
3 [73 names] 'Duncanthrax'
4 [67 names] 'Bete'
5 [34 names] 'Axeman'
6 [34 names] 'Two Weeks From Being The Corona Horse Chanel Rion Rides All Night Long On'
7 [32 names] 'josephistan'
8 [29 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
9 [29 names] 'Adriane the Picked a Bad Time to File My Nails Critic ...'
10 [22 names] 'Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - '

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Caution.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC and Dewey, Cheatem and Howe, S.C. Please have whatever type of evening you wish.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 10:03 PM




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1 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (Do5/p)

2 Brrrr!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (2C38g)

3 Toppish

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (z79tQ)

4 Wow

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (VcFUs)

5 2

Posted by: Mr. Fool Brownie Blackie at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (vrBaR)

6 FARCED!

♪ Good Evening! 💈 Overnightie They're'd! ♪

Found Newsmax on Mom's cable today. Mom -- who watches the FakeNews network news, kept it on for hours. She said she was interested to see "how the other half lives." ahhahaa.

She's pretty sharp for someone in her eleventh decade.

Posted by: mindful webworker
TRUMP WON IN A LANDSLIDE
at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (xdNUT)

7 2nd?

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (YWBlw)

8 HERE

Posted by: NAME at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (BBWrU)

9 Thank you MisHum for another wonderful ONT

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (nUhF0)

10 Appropriate picture...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (UUBmN)

11 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

12 We got this...

Posted by: A Tabby Cat at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (dJs6r)

13 When seconds counted, I came in second!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (2C38g)

14 Hola!

I called the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris, still tired of waiting for the 'so it begins' guys at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (0F3y0)

15 Th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (rBtIz)

16 TOOT!

Posted by: Zettai at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (uUM+X)

17 Well shit.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (nxdel)

18 Bleakly beautiful, like MisHum's soul.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

19 It begins.

(Why waste my old nic)

Posted by: Darrell Harris, still tired of waiting for the 'so it begins' guys at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM (0F3y0)

20 Hello, horde.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM (UPoLF)

21 For those who skipped Hannity, here is the video of the McEnany and McDaniel guest appearance.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y65am9me

Posted by: bonhomme at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM (i0wNm)

22 good evening, wing

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM (zr5Kq)

23 18 Bleakly beautiful, like MisHum's soul.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

And my coffee, black and bitter.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

24 Dark Winter

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

25 Willowed:

I soooo want a deep fryer. Wanna fry cornish game hens, chicken, turkey. Chicken wings.

But put it in the back yard. I dont want another house the hard way.
Posted by: BifBewalski



They are really inexpensive. The biggest expense is the peanut oil. (Peanut oil because it has a higher smoke point)
5 gallons of peanut oil at Sam's is about $38.
For a one time turkey fry, that's steep. I know used oil won't last a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (PoGrh)

26 Yeah, dancing around the White House maskless to celebrate Slow Joe is totes cool, but Notre Dame students rushing the field after beating Clemson is the My Lai Massacre of public health.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (oZuI0)

27 willowed-



>>Where the hell in jersey are you?





Oh, you know...It's right off Rte 9.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:03 PM (pXTd2)

Shit, I'm 10 minutes from rt9, the problem is people 50 miles north and south from me are also 10 minutes from rt 9. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (9Om/r)

28 Hi Horde, I am scheduled for lithotripsy tomorrow morning, I don't know what to expect, also I am starving.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (a4EWo)

29 ok I'm definitely not imagining this - sometimes the Wall of Shame appears on a Tuesday, sometimes on.a Monday, sometimes on a Sunday...

such a whimsical wall!

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (nUhF0)

30 JJS is at the top of the leaderboard!

Is that a first for him?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (0F3y0)

31 When seconds counted, I came in second!

Seriously I was refreshing every 5 seconds. You people are just animals. ANIMALS!!!

{{Hrothgar}}

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (nxdel)

32 Oh hey Cal 'Dickhead' Cunningham has conceded meaning Tillis keeps his Senate seat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:08 PM (HReLM)

33 But...about turkeys brined

No one?

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2020 10:08 PM (u1WYs)

34 JJS is at the top of the leaderboard!

Is that a first for him?

==

I don't think so...

Posted by: 🔱 office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)

35 Quote III

"You're going to be helping to protect them,"
"What's more important, seeing your relatives in person on Thanksgiving or keeping them safe?"William Hanage, an associate professor of epidemiology at the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health


Both, you ignorant fuck.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2020 10:08 PM (PoGrh)

36 >>Shit, I'm 10 minutes from rt9


Well, shit. We should pop on over to the Diner and get a cup of coffe!

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:09 PM (pXTd2)

37 Hi Horde, I am scheduled for lithotripsy tomorrow morning, I don't know what to expect, also I am starving.

What is that? I've never heard of it.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:09 PM (nxdel)

38 Seriously I was refreshing every 5 seconds. You people are just animals. ANIMALS!!!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (nxdel)

LOL

{{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 10:09 PM (KuT6N)

39 We cant not have Biden be president...hes almost done with the transition!

Posted by: The new excuse at November 10, 2020 10:09 PM (SxBH1)

40 Hidden click: It sank.

Quote I
* hands Bobbie D'ohNiro a binky *

Quote II
* hands University of Wisconsin, Madison, psychology professor Mark Brauer a lollipop *

Quote III
* stuffs a turkey leg bone down the throat of William Hanage, an associate professor of epidemiology at the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health,

Posted by: mindful webworker
TRUMP WON IN A LANDSLIDE
at November 10, 2020 10:09 PM (xdNUT)

41 Ha, I guessed which song was hidden behind the picture!

I am so smart. s-m-r-t.

Posted by: spindrift at November 10, 2020 10:09 PM (0zGlJ)

42 Good evening, everyone!

Could it be that despicable Pelosi is out as Speaker?!?

My dearest wish, after Trump's reelection.

Posted by: Flyover at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (Rbu5d)

43 28 Hi Horde, I am scheduled for lithotripsy tomorrow morning, I don't know what to expect, also I am starving.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (a4EWo)

That's no fun! Well, good luck.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (UPoLF)

44 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (Mqbzl)

45 Dear OpenAI,

Sharon Apple wants a word with you. Or two or three.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (HReLM)

46 There's something in the water or air in FL.

It needs to be researched. For the good of humanity.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (9hauA)

47 For the uninitiated, there's a Diner every 15 ft for the entire length of Rte 9 in NJ.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (pXTd2)

48 Happy 245th to my fellow Teufel Hundens. Semper Fidelis. Ooh rah.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (DjiZK)

49 {{Jordan61}}!! How are ya my dear?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:11 PM (nxdel)

50 Hi Horde, I am scheduled for lithotripsy tomorrow morning, I don't know what to expect, also I am starving.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (a4EWo)

---
last i heard, they put you in a tub of water, and generate shock waves to break up the kidney stones...

then you urinate the resulting "gravel" out.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 10, 2020 10:11 PM (Mqbzl)

51 >>> 42 Good evening, everyone!

Could it be that despicable Pelosi is out as Speaker?!?

My dearest wish, after Trump's reelection.
Posted by: Flyover at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (Rbu5d)

Out because her party is no longer the majority in the House, or out because she was struck by lightning?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 10, 2020 10:11 PM (02b6n)

52 26

word...and of course we be "spiking" in the middle of one of the most critical elections in this nation's history...

WBH

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2020 10:11 PM (u1WYs)

53 Remember, the best things about renewable energy are that normal accounting and performance analyses are waived (because green) and therefore, the amount of available graft means there is something in it for every "official" at any level that can get a hand in the public trough!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (2C38g)

54 Hello, horde.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM (UPoLF)

Hello!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (9hauA)

55 They might, just might replace Pelosi with that idiot Clyburn.

Posted by: 🔱 office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (zr5Kq)

56 Shit, I'm 10 minutes from rt9, the problem is people 50 miles north and south from me are also 10 minutes from rt 9. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (9Om/r)

That's where I grew up!

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (xU7mE)

57 I don't have a problem with them sending mental health advocates first to deal with these situations, but then they don't get to complain when the mental health advocate murder rate jumps 100,000% in the first week.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (sB4ue)

58 Blergh. I do not like being close to a dumpster while fully clothed. A chicken restaurant dumpster is not exactly something that would get me in the mood.

Posted by: Anne Elliot at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (OnAZS)

59 Hello!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (9hauA)

Hows life?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (UPoLF)

60 I have been stressing out over this election for over a week! When will PDT just finish off Biden. Tell him to concede and flee the country??

Posted by: Jmel at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (bVhJi)

61 44

{{RED}}

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (u1WYs)

62 Thanks for another great ONT, Mis Hum! That photo up top is what I would imagine the shoreline of Lake Superior to look like. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is perfect with that photo.

Happy Birthday, USMC!

F*ck Robert DeNiro.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (WFcrO)

63 46 There's something in the water or air in FL.

It needs to be researched. For the good of humanity.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (9hauA)

Gator Flatulence.

Now, watch Jim wrestle the 14 ft Alligator, while I stay in the safety of the truck.

Posted by: Merle Olsen at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (NgKpN)

64 Deniro is the epitome of liberals. Scared to death of everything and desperate for Mommy Government to flip on a night light.


America at her founding: Go west, my son!

America today: Hide, my son!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (3aLWR)

65 Some doddering fossil named Joe Biden, on President Trump refusing to concede: "dweebblle flubble greblich mustovo uno the thing. C'mon, maaan."

Posted by: mindful webworker
TRUMP WON IN A LANDSLIDE
at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (xdNUT)

66 When seconds counted, I came in second!



Always think about baseball.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (PoGrh)

67 Night People is one of my favorite songs ever...

https://tinyurl.com/yydk2hy2

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (qiqGr)

68 56 Shit, I'm 10 minutes from rt9, the problem is people 50 miles north and south from me are also 10 minutes from rt 9. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (9Om/r)

That's where I grew up!
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (xU7mE)

Yeah, I don't like talking about my time in jersey.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (UPoLF)

69 I have a soft spot for Robert Plant and Allison Krauss. Thanks for including them in tonight's musical selections!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (WFcrO)

70 57 I don't have a problem with them sending mental health advocates first to deal with these situations, but then they don't get to complain when the mental health advocate murder rate jumps 100,000% in the first week.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (sB4ue)

You sure do expect quite a bit.

////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

71 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

72 "Islamist militants have beheaded more than 50 people in a football ground in a village in northern Mozambique, according to local media reports."

Teresa Heinz Kerry's homeland!

Posted by: Would've been first African-American FLOTUS at November 10, 2020 10:14 PM (BBWrU)

73 How are ya my dear?
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:11 PM (nxdel)


Work has been a nightmare but at least it's keeping my mind off all the shit going on.

How are you? How's your husband doing?

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 10:14 PM (KuT6N)

74 {{{Jewells45TRUMPWON!}}}

You can tell the hampsters are struggling to keep up with the pre-ONT page refresh demand rate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (2C38g)

75 46 There's something in the water or air in FL.

It needs to be researched. For the good of humanity.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (9hauA)


Florida was the last refuge for many scoundrels and pirates back in the day. People fled south.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (3aLWR)

76 When you're smacked in the eye while dropping off pie, that's a Sore Eye. * clef-note *



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

77 But...about turkeys brined



No one?

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2020 10:08 PM (u1WYs)

---
it's just the two of us, so we don't usually do turkeys any more.

when we did, i'd whip up something interesting, then inject them the liquid a day or two ahead.

on turkey day, i'd do beer but turkey on the WSSM, and place "fatties" on the top rack to baste them while it cooked.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (Mqbzl)

78 46
There's something in the water or air in FL.



It needs to be researched. For the good of humanity.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (9hauA)

Florida Man
New BOC
https://tinyurl.com/yxbs783v

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (ufFY8)

79 {{Ladyl}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (nxdel)

80 64 Deniro is the epitome of liberals. Scared to death of everything and desperate for Mommy Government to flip on a night light.


America at her founding: Go west, my son!

America today: Hide, my son!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:13 PM (3aLWR)


I have two fathers, my earthly dad, RIP and my heavenly father.

I don't want a daddy in DC. I want an American who has our best interests in mind. A president who loves our country and is not ashamed of our founding or our exceptionalism.

Fucking Joe isn't any of those.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

81 The only thing positive I can say about Deniro is that the Tribeca Grill used to host some nice Scotch tasting events.


Other than that, DeZero is one sick puppy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (Q5tBW)

82 46 There's something in the water or air in FL.

It needs to be researched. For the good of humanity.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (9hauA)


Florida was the last refuge for many scoundrels and pirates back in the day. People fled south.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (3aLWR)

Yeah all the degenerates from around the country flocked to Florida or California back in the day.

Warm weather, lots of booze and drugs, could sleep on the beach if you had to.

Generations of that, and you get Florida Man.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:16 PM (UPoLF)

83 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:16 PM (2C38g)

84 Robert de Niro's father was gay and a really crap artist. No wonder he needs a father figure.

Posted by: huerfano at November 10, 2020 10:16 PM (DzhEB)

85 I reject that picture up top! It's 10pm and 64 degrees in the middle of November. I'm going to extrapolate that thru the winter and plan accordingly...

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2020 10:16 PM (WLHrn)

86 Actually now that I think about it, it was more like a mile and a half from rt 9 in the center of NJ.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 10, 2020 10:16 PM (xU7mE)

87 Jordan61.. hubby is back to his old ornery self!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:17 PM (nxdel)

88 LITTLE HANDS:
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=-vnAjRk_XWE


Posted by: ROBERT PLANT at November 10, 2020 10:17 PM (pXTd2)

89 Florida Man

Should you settle down in the Sunshine State
You should know of its tangled fate

How the conquistador came to Florida

Long before it had a name

The medicine man of the Seminole

Knelt by the sacred flame, and cursed the soul

Of the conquistador

And his son, and his sons, and the young ones...

Of the Florida Man



Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man



Down at the mall, where the boas crawl

Ted makes love to a concrete wall

His brother Red said his Uncle Ned

Found Elvis in a loaf of bread

(Florida Man!)

High on meth there's little Beth

The neighbor's cat is on her breath

(Florida Man!)

Dan dreams he's got red wings of fire

He's waking an' shaking on a power wire



Florida Man (Florida Man)

(He's cursed)

Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man



Slim sees his face on a moonlit wave

He grabs a shovel, and digs his own grave

(Florida Man!)

Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it

Said Alice's caterpillar made him do it

(Florida Man!)

A Miami nurse snatches a purse

And drives down the freeway in reverse

(Florida Man!)

Phil asks the cops to test his drugs

After they find him hiding under a rug



Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man (Florida Man)

(He's cursed)

Florida Man (Florida Man)

Florida Man



Don't you laugh, it could be you

The Florida curse always comes true

You can jeer but you don't understand

Any fragile soul can be a Florida Man

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at November 10, 2020 10:17 PM (ufFY8)

90 {{{Jewells}}}

I had a dream about you the other day. LOL%!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

91 I had a dream about you the other day. LOL%!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

Uh oh...

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (KuT6N)

92 "What's more important, seeing your relatives in person on Thanksgiving or keeping them safe?

Sort of like the fallacy of "Protecting the NHS" in the UK by not using its services.

Posted by: Elective Surgeries need not apply at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (BBWrU)

93 Hello!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (9hauA)

Hows life?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (UPoLF)

Wonderful and very busy. How 'bout you?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (9hauA)

94 You can tell the hampsters are struggling to keep up with the pre-ONT page refresh demand rate!

Well I guess so. I need to slip those little fuckers a $50 dollar bill or something.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (nxdel)

95 I have two fathers, my earthly dad, RIP and my heavenly father.

I don't want a daddy in DC. I want an American who has our best interests in mind. A president who loves our country and is not ashamed of our founding or our exceptionalism.

Fucking Joe isn't any of those.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)


Exactly. Trump understood that. Americans were dead tired of Obama's apology tour and his incessant shaming of our country for perceived wrongdoing.

And the left loved it. I guess the shame is the kink.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (3aLWR)

96 Hi Horde, I am scheduled for lithotripsy tomorrow morning, I don't know what to expect, also I am starving.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (a4EWo)

---
last i heard, they put you in a tub of water, and generate shock waves to break up the kidney stones...

then you urinate the resulting "gravel" out.
Posted by: redc1c4


Yes. Relax. I had it twice in 94 or 95. It's a nothing burger procedure. Other than the catheter, it's non invasive.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (PoGrh)

97 Say, I wonder when Dominion Voting Systems, the Canadian company that provided the voting systems in 30 US states, including all of the contested states, and whose software is susceptible to mass "flipping" of votes from R to D, is going to be required to turn over all of its data to the Trump Campaign.

I mean, that data would show every single ballot cast in every precinct in every state, with time and date and name of voter. Seems like you could pretty much sift through that data and eliminate duplicate votes and votes arriving after the laws of the particular states. And ID any strange massive ballot dumps for one candidate.

C'mon, Mr. President.

Do I have to do everything around here?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (1YlHz)

98 Fucking Joe isn't any of those.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

Joe and his ilk just want to get their hands on your wallet and be able to ruin anyone that doesn't toe the Socialist line!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (2C38g)

99 just watched Limehouse Golem (Bill Nighy is fantastic)

any of the movie morons here happen to have seen it - can you explain the ending to me?

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (nUhF0)

100 Hi Horde, I am scheduled for lithotripsy tomorrow morning, I don't know what to expect, also I am starving.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
---
I had it done almost 13 years ago. Not a big deal if I remember correctly. You'll wake up a bit sore with some bruising over the kidney area. You'll pee blood for a few days while passing the fragments of the stone(s) which they want you to filter and save. It's way better than the pain of the stone. Just minor discomfort. Piece of cake after hitting the ER twice in 2 weeks for the pain of the stone blocking your kidney.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 10, 2020 10:19 PM (UUBmN)

101 There's my Biden sign.

LMFAO

Posted by: jsg at November 10, 2020 10:19 PM (T85yN)

102 I had a dream about you the other day. LOL%!

Oh dear... should I ask what it was about?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:19 PM (nxdel)

103 Guys, just a reminder. All of this stuff will not be settled tomorrow or even this week. Take deep breaths and when you are getting down, go do something else. Hug a loved one. Take your doggah for a walk. Find an illegal speakeasy and go have a drink. Do what you need to but do not lose hope.



Also, if it makes you feel better to do proactive things, True the Vote is coordinating volunteer observers in various states for expected recounts. Go here to volunteer: https://tinyurl.com/y53xj5g8 and they will email back to direct you to whoever is handling volunteers locally.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 10, 2020 10:19 PM (946rW)

104 I'm about a 5 minute drive from RT9, just like every other civilized person in this state.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 10, 2020 10:19 PM (sB4ue)

105 I know used oil won't last a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2020 10:07 PM (PoGrh)

Filter it after use and it will last longer, but yeah...a year is too much to expect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (xT2tT)

106 Abigail Shrier is trying to split the baby. She claims to be concerned about adolescent girls becoming trannies, but says it's OK for mature adults to "transition".

Crazy is crazy, regardless of the age of the victim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (gfndv)

107 But...about turkeys brined



No one?

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2020 10:08 PM (u1WYs)

Yes
yes
yes

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (CLteG)

108 50 Beheaded In Mozambique? Now how does that go again? 2 to the chest, 1 to the head? That's it right? Where did I put that Hi-Power? What? I don't have a Hi-Power? Where is my supply officer?

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (XhWtx)

109 Wonderful and very busy. How 'bout you?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (9hauA)

Eh, you know. Same old same old. Recently got laid off due to covid, but I didn't love the place I was working, and I have some solid leads for new jobs and money saved up, so I'm not too upset. Can't complain.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (UPoLF)

110 any of the movie morons here happen to have seen it - can you explain the ending to me?
Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (nUhF0)


I haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure there are enough of us around who also haven't seen it that we could come up with a better ending, and a whole explanation.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

111 DDS..good luck with your procedure. Prayers all goes well.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (nxdel)

112
Stay locked up. Stay masked. Stay scared. The next two weeks will be crucial.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (mht8P)

113 Bleakly beautiful, like MisHum's soul.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

And my coffee, black and bitter.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM


A piping hot mug of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefish soup will warm you body and soul!

Posted by: Thorvald at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (DMUuz)

114 {{{chique}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (2C38g)

115 Let's be honest. Joe doesn't have any idea what he wants. He just knows what he's told.

Truly a hologram President. The real question is who's talking in his hearing aid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (3aLWR)

116 Like clockwork- Results for CA21 come to a stop as REPUBLICAN candidate pulls ahead. Election Dept. Suspends canvassing operations until Nov. 21 due to Covid.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (NpAcC)

117
For the uninitiated, there's a Diner every 15 ft for the entire length of Rte 9 in NJ.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (pXTd2)

yeah not so much where I am. I think a lot of them went away. I think they average about 1 every 4-5 miles. I know one span about 7miles where there is only one. I think there are more on Rt1.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (9Om/r)

118 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4ea9k6p

https://tinyurl.com/y2odsv4z

https://tinyurl.com/y4efjmfv

https://tinyurl.com/y4fv7fsk

https://tinyurl.com/yym9nbrr

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (qAR6u)

119 I have two fathers, my earthly dad, RIP and my heavenly father.

I don't want a daddy in DC. I want an American who has our best interests in mind. A president who loves our country and is not ashamed of our founding or our exceptionalism.

Fucking Joe isn't any of those.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
Amen!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (WFcrO)

120 91 I had a dream about you the other day. LOL%!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

Uh oh...
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (KuT6N)


Innocent, but pretty weird. I dreamed we were in a college dormitory, and I was told Jewells had decorated my room. I went to my room and it was decorated from floor to ceiling for Christmas. Lights and tinsel everywhere, and a completely decorated Christmas tree. I went running around saying to other people: help me! I need to think of something nice to do for Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

121 So.. . Just dropping in....

From the sounds of it the grand "All will be revealed on Hannity tonight!" was just a big ol dud?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (6FeV1)

122 And my coffee, black and bitter.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM (aA3+G)


https://stoatnet.org/coffee.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (t+qrx)

123
I'm about a 5 minute drive from RT9, just like every other civilized person in this state.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 10, 2020 10:19 PM (sB4ue)

exactly. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (9Om/r)

124 For those who might be scratching their heads over who is Sharon Apple.

Macross Plus 30 years after the original events that occurred in 2009. An AI idol is sweeping the known galaxy with her songs. Bad news? She's built around a flawed military AI chip and she has inherited from Myung, her human muse, a love for Isamu Dyson. So she wants to love Isamu and take over the world.

https://youtu.be/pTJLX3an1To

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (HReLM)

125 Good evening, errybody.

Today a co-worker asked what Parler was; I told him it was a social platform similar to Twitter.

Morning show host chimes in to say it's where sore losers post a bunch of bogus theory because they can't get over the fact they lost.

I ask him if he's ever been to Parler. He said no.

So, I ask, how would you know what's there?

No answer, just an angry face, then, "Trump ought to concede. Biden won, everyone with sense knows that."

I almost bit my tongue in half from holding it in.

I'm talking almost AtC levels of rage here.

Good thing there's the ONT to calm me down.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (aommx)

126 Pretty psyched.

They finally re-released Facelift by Alice in Chains and I just got my shipping notice.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (pXTd2)

127 "Early in the new year we will launch new mental health teams that will respond to 911 mental health calls across priority neighborhoods.."


Does it hurt less if you are shot by the mental health team?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (CZm2G)

128 46 There's something in the water or air in FL.

It needs to be researched. For the good of humanity.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (9hauA)

Fountain of Youth. Ponce de Leon discovered it, don'tcha know.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (nakwk)

129 51...
Out because her party is no longer the majority in the House, or out because she was struck by lightning?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 10, 2020 10:11 PM (02b6n)

Either would be ok with me!!

Posted by: Flyover at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (Rbu5d)

130 "Small talk exhausts me, not because I believe it's beneath me, but
because it feels like being handed a socket wrench. I have no idea what
to do with it."

Most of those people would have been grumbly peasants and goatherds in another era. How useless do you have to be to live in the era of the internet and decide you have no hope of figuring out how to use a basic hand tool?

It's like that old Far Side comic about the School for the Mechanically Disinclined where they have the giant diagram of a flat head meeting a screw... except some people actually don't know how to use screwdrivers these days.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (EEVQU)

131 Charlie Chan School of Public Health?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (63Dwl)

132 also said that between 2020 and 2050, another $14 trillion will be invested in the grid

Thank you for your estimate, but we've had a better offer.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (2nFxy)

133 "The water rushed in and they all drowned like rats,
As their lungs they filled with water."

-- unused draft stanza start for Gordie's grand opus

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (WyVLE)

134 Back to brine...
Pork, especially loins, tend to get dry unless cooked to the bare minimum safe 140. I have a wife who will not eat meat cooked to 140.
So, brine that loin (now, uncry-o-vacced) in a plastic one gallon bag in the fridge for one day, and you can over cook the hell out of it, and it will still be moist.
That, my friends, is the magic of brine. It is osmosis, and is counter intuitive, but it works.

Posted by: MarkY at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (VkXr8)

135 Early in the new year we will launch new mental health teams that will respond to 911 mental health calls across priority neighborhoods

PD Mental Health Live.

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

(Maybe they can have the sports books do a weekly over/under on deaths and assaults upon the mental health responders.)

Posted by: Chuck C at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (d/85V)

136 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6cqhfln

https://tinyurl.com/yyoza8rx

https://tinyurl.com/y4s3wabx

https://tinyurl.com/yykak3r7

https://tinyurl.com/yxazeoqs

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

137 Where did I put that Hi-Power? What? I don't have a Hi-Power?

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (XhWtx)

This is my problem too.

My grandfather carried one about 80 years ago, and I really want one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (xT2tT)

138 116 Like clockwork- Results for CA21 come to a stop as REPUBLICAN candidate pulls ahead. Election Dept. Suspends canvassing operations until Nov. 21 due to Covid.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (NpAcC



I'm hearing some screechy blue haired weirdo saying 'this is unacceptable!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (3aLWR)

139 Eh, you know. Same old same old. Recently got laid off due to covid, but I didn't love the place I was working, and I have some solid leads for new jobs and money saved up, so I'm not too upset. Can't complain.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (UPoLF)

One person was laid off in our department. It wasn't me. I was kinda bummed, tbh. Especially since they gave the people being laid off a year's salary.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (KuT6N)

140 Quote III: That is my favorite, most beloved holiday you are fucking with, asshole. Bad enough that Roger Goddell took away a good chunk of it from me.

LEAVE THANKSGIVING ALONE.

(And "warfighter". Another word I have been fed up with since the beginning.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (CBrBn)

141 And how is everyone on this fine-ish Tuesday evening?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (nakwk)

142 Innocent, but pretty weird. I dreamed we were in a college dormitory, and I was told Jewells had decorated my room. I went to my room and it was decorated from floor to ceiling for Christmas. Lights and tinsel everywhere, and a completely decorated Christmas tree. I went running around saying to other people: help me! I need to think of something nice to do for Jewells!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)


Women are weird.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (AiZBA)

143
I had a dream about you the other day. LOL%!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)



Uh oh...

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (KuT6N)


Was there any meat in that sandwich? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (9Om/r)

144 @115

I just think of him as a meat puppet.


He's just a bag of old, vicious meat suspended by puppet strings, anyway he'll be swept aside soon enough.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (Q5tBW)

145 Eh, you know. Same old same old. Recently got laid off due to covid, but I didn't love the place I was working, and I have some solid leads for new jobs and money saved up, so I'm not too upset. Can't complain.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (UPoLF)

Good luck on the job search and I pray you find a position you will enjoy.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (9hauA)

146 89

Never a truer observation of the ravages of METH

the nurse has seen and KNOWS.

A Drug that kills our country more efficiently than CHI-Coms landing on our beaches.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (u1WYs)

147 Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:18 PM (1YlHz)


It would be great if President Trump hired Ace to create a forensics data and software analysis team comprised of Morons!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (2C38g)

148 {{{{Hrothgar}}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (9hauA)

149 126 Pretty psyched.

They finally re-released Facelift by Alice in Chains and I just got my shipping notice.
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (pXTd2)

I'm going to have to get in on that action.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (CBrBn)

150 >>I know one span about 7miles where there is only one.


7 Miles!

That's too far.

I should be able to get a Goulash, Lasagna, Burger, Salad, Pastry, Pie, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Milkshake or a Salisbury Steak at any hour, on any day and never have to go to more than one place to eat!

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (pXTd2)

151 I haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure there are enough of us around who also haven't seen it that we could come up with a better ending, and a whole explanation.
Posted by: hogmartin

hmmmm

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)

152 On Your Way Down is crazy great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (PUmDY)

153 Posted by: MarkY at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (VkXr

Or sous vide it at 140 for about eight hours. Pork roast cooked that way is divine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (xT2tT)

154 Hey ONT!

Again, great music choices MisHum. I see you went old school with the top one. And you musta seen my mention of "From The Beginning" in an earlier thread today. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

155 DDS..good luck with your procedure. Prayers all goes well.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (nxdel)
* * * *
Seconded!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 10, 2020 10:25 PM (WFcrO)

156 113 Bleakly beautiful, like MisHum's soul.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at November 10, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

And my coffee, black and bitter.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM

A piping hot mug of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefish soup will warm you body and soul!
Posted by: Thorvald at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (DMUuz


LOL
Ugh
Good Lord, no Draino Fish.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

157 Innocent, but pretty weird. I dreamed we were in a college dormitory, and I was told Jewells had decorated my room.

That's so funny!! So... next year do I have to decorate our room?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:25 PM (nxdel)

158 Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

You sir, are truly a great American.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:26 PM (nakwk)

159
Was there any meat in that sandwich? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (9Om/r)


Is this some esoteric metal talk?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

160 >>On Your Way Down is crazy great.


Little Feat?

Love the one from LIR Studios (in 75, I think?).

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:26 PM (pXTd2)

161 And my coffee, black and bitter.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

https://stoatnet.org/coffee.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (t+qrx)
* * * *
*SNORT!*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 10, 2020 10:26 PM (WFcrO)

162 Mark my words, you will see videos of Gavin Newsom and Cuomo's thugs arresting people on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:26 PM (3aLWR)

163 Trump wins

Those Mental Health Teams will talking a lot of Democrats off of ledges.

Maybe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:26 PM (HReLM)

164 Thanks, Horde, and Jewells, I bought a few cans of golden mushroom soup today, do you want me to mail them to you??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (a4EWo)

165
That's so funny!! So... next year do I have to decorate our room?
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:25 PM (nxdel)


I was hoping you would come here this month and decorate my whole house! You did a GREAT job on my dorm room!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

166 Sorry, we accidentally deleted all our data on our software's election performance.

Posted by: Dominion Inc at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (l3+k2)

167 Good thing there's the ONT to calm me down.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
----------

And that you don't have the keys to the raptor cage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (L47aO)

168 There's something in the water or air in FL.

It needs to be researched. For the good of humanity.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (9hauA)

Fountain of Youth. Ponce de Leon discovered it, don'tcha know.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (nakwk)

You're 120% Floridian, right. See @82 - answers many questions about you.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9hauA)

169 7 Miles!



That's too far.



I should be able to get a Goulash, Lasagna, Burger, Salad, Pastry,
Pie, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Milkshake or a Salisbury Steak at any
hour, on any day and never have to go to more than one place to eat!

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (pXTd2)

Not many 24 hour diners anymore. I know of 1 about 10 miles away in one direction and probably 1 more about 10 miles in another direction. That was before covid even.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9Om/r)

170 What's more important, seeing your relatives in person on Thanksgiving or keeping them safe?

Argh. My relatives are making noises about skipping Thanksgiving rather than "take the risk". I want to see them all one last time before we all stop speaking to each other over the election results.

Posted by: Emmie at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (4JM5Y)

171 One person was laid off in our department. It wasn't me. I was kinda bummed, tbh. Especially since they gave the people being laid off a year's salary.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (KuT6N)

Heh. Wasn't quite that blessed. But yes, I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (UPoLF)

172 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (xT2tT)

We are getting a turkey "on the hoof" this year. Are they any different to cook than the store bought ones?

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9UmRs)

173 Does it hurt less if you are shot by the mental health team?


Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (CZm2G)

No, but you can feel the pain of the person that was "forced" to shoot you to preserve his own sanity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (2C38g)

174 MisHum, for a future ONT hopefully:

https://tinyurl.com/y23au2er

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

175 I think you have two "Feel Good Stories of the Day"

Posted by: OCBill at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (Ij9pi)

176 154 Hey ONT!

Again, great music choices MisHum. I see you went old school with the top one. And you musta seen my mention of "From The Beginning" in an earlier thread today. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

Today is the Edmund Fitzgerald's anniversary.

No, I didn't see your mention earlier. Its just a good song on Lake's birthday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

177 Can someone give a run down on what was exposed on the hannity show tonight?

Posted by: hevelvarik at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (fLpTX)

178 Gillette Stadium is Boston right? Explains the assault!


Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (qlFIA)

179 Hi QID!
It's been a helluva week.
Semper Fi! for all our Marines.
Nurse Ratched has one of her very own.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (XedVG)

180 Best diner in Jersey is the Arlington diner in North Arlington.


Coming from NY, had no idea there was such a thing as disco fries, they have the best.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (Q5tBW)

181 Or sous vide it at 140 for about eight hours. Pork roast cooked that way is divine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yeah, but brined from the big pack, we slice up about 1/2 for chops, and keep one for a roast.
I can pull a 4 pack of chops from the freezer (vacuum sealed) throw them in hot water for 1/2 hour, pull them, grill them, and have a meal inside an hour.
We don't mind long cooks, but we really love instafood.

Posted by: MarkY at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (VkXr8)

182 >>We are getting a turkey "on the hoof" this year. Are they any different to cook than the store bought ones?

Oh, fuckin a they are.

Get a fryer.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (pXTd2)

183 Good luck on the job search and I pray you find a position you will enjoy.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (9hauA)

Thanks! I think this is a blessing, to be honest. Have some time and runway to recalibrate to what I really want to be doing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (UPoLF)

184 162 Mark my words, you will see videos of Gavin Newsom and Cuomo's thugs arresting people on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:26 PM (3aLWR)

The cool kids get to have all the fun....

Posted by: Phil murphy at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (hBDC1)

185 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (HReLM)

I have the complete series on DVD that I got really cheap but have yet to watch it, everytime I think about watching a 100+ episode anime I take a step back since most if them start off being good, then have 75 episodes of bad robot fights and droning on about plot points (I see you every damn Gundam series)

Posted by: Rbastid at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (sB4ue)

186 BTW, MisHum, thanks for the Plant/Krauss duet.

When I think of a voice sounding "angelic", I think of her.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (aommx)

187 Toussaint original is superb.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (PUmDY)

188 If your chicken has hooves, something went way wrong at the Wuhan Chicken Farm and Recombinant DNA factory #32.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (HReLM)

189
Women are weird.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (AiZBA)


Not weird.

Thoughtful, considerate.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

190 I bought a few cans of golden mushroom soup today, do you want me to mail them to you??

OMG..serious? How come you can find them and I can't?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (nxdel)

191 Those Mental Health Teams will talking a lot of Democrats off of ledges.
***

Pretty sure we should let Darwin take its course...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (qlFIA)

192 You're 120% Floridian, right. See @82 - answers many questions about you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9hauA)

Part scoundrel, part pirate, part ne'er-do-well...sounds about right.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (nakwk)

193 173 Does it hurt less if you are shot by the mental health team?


Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM (CZm2G)
No, but you can feel the pain of the person that was "forced" to shoot you to preserve his own sanity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (2C38g)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

194 121 So.. . Just dropping in....

From the sounds of it the grand "All will be revealed on Hannity tonight!" was just a big ol dud?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2020 10:21 PM (6FeV1)

You could bave watched it instead of assuming and dropping bird shit all over the floor.

The clip I saw had Kayleigh claiming 250 or so affadavits from one county alone, but you know, dud.

Posted by: jsg at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (T85yN)

195 On the hoof turkeys WILL benefit from brine.
And herbs thrown in the brine.

Posted by: MarkY at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (VkXr8)

196 Not many 24 hour diners anymore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9Om/r)

I think The Bendix Diner is closed!

Which means that the commies have won.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (xT2tT)

197 Sorry, we accidentally deleted all our data on our software's election performance.


Posted by: Dominion Inc at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (l3+k2)

It appears the maintenance guy accidentally turned off the UPS just before a lightning storm blew out all the breakers in the entire building.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (2C38g)

198 I've spent the last 2 days crunching election result numbers.

4 of the currently contested states, AZ, GA, MI, and MN had a senate seat on the ballot. I was looking for evidence that there were a large number of ballots with only Biden voted for and not the state's Dem candidate, with my assumption being these are fraudulent ballots rushed through in the middle of the night (people don't usually vote for just president and leave the rest of the ballot blank). Here is what I found:

AZ: Biden leading Trump by 17,131 votes, 43,243 FEWER votes for Biden than the Dem senate winner. My theory is not supported.

GA: Biden leading Trump by 11,589 votes, and 112,068 MORE votes for Biden than either Dem senate candidate. My theory seems supported.

MI: Biden leading Trump by 147,001 votes, and 69,485 MORE votes for Biden than for the Dem senate candidate. Maybe some fraud with these no-down-ballot voting but that doesn't explain the entire margin. Detroit is the key.

MN: Biden leading Trump by 233,051 votes, and a whopping 150,429 MORE votes for Biden than for the Dem senate candidate. My theory is very supported here.

Make of it what you will. I think Trump and his team are aware of specific events of voter fraud in these and other states that they are going to be able to prove and get these leads by Biden switched. We shall see.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (1YlHz)

199 Voter Fraud:

1. it's not real
2. it's real but not a lot
3. it's a lot but it doesn't matter
4. it matters but it's too late to change anything
5. it's too late to change anything so quit bringing it up
6. quit bringing it up it wasn't that big of a deal anyway
7. it wasn't that big of a deal anyway and was mostly debunked
8. it was mostly debunked and the source came from conspiracy theorists
9. it came from conspiracy theorists so it's not real
10. it's not real

scene

Posted by: pmurT at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (ojwvu)

200 When I think of a voice sounding "angelic", I think of her.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (aommx)


Agree entirely.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

201 I like the Lake song. Except, audio cut out about halfway through. My computer, not the clip (I think).
___

Many artists recorded his songs including; 'Mother-in-Law', 'Fortune Teller', 'Ride Your Pony', 'Working in the Coal Mine', 'Here Come the Girls', 'Yes We Can Can' and 'Southern Nights'.

Funny - not one of those titles rings a bell.
___

Masturbating gal -- looks like she's seen better days.
___

Stats at last and I'm not among 'em. Yay.

Posted by: mindful webworker
TRUMP WON IN A LANDSLIDE
at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (xdNUT)

202 We need someone to lead us through in a kind of father figure way or
mother figure way. To bring us through and show that they love us, care
about us, and want our best
***

Yes I often reach out to senile pedophiles when I need a father like figure.


Also, DeNiro's dad must have been a piece of work.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (qlFIA)

203 Macross Plus is pretty stand alone. Basically it is Top Gun with space fighters but no volleyball on the beach. Only six episodes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (HReLM)

204 And that you don't have the keys to the raptor cage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (L47aO)


Pfft. Like AtC would hand them to me anyway.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (aommx)

205 Here's another Peanuts strip I think Hordies will appreciate:

https://tinyurl.com/y3ndnask

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

206 Argh. My relatives are making noises about skipping Thanksgiving rather than "take the risk". I want to see them all one last time before we all stop speaking to each other over the election results.
Posted by: Emmie at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (4JM5Y)

Got my hair did today, and my stylist and I were talking about how we wish things would just get back to normal. She was irritated by all the social distancing, and we both agreed that people are way more scared of this thing than they need to. It's not Ebola, FGS.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (9hauA)

207 48 Happy 245th to my fellow Teufel Hundens. Semper Fidelis. Ooh rah.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 10, 2020 10:10 PM (DjiZK)

Happy Birthday to the Corps from this here Airman!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (CBrBn)

208 Out because her party is no longer the majority in the House, or out because she was struck by lightning?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 10, 2020 10:11 PM (02b6n)

Embrace the power of "and"!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (gfndv)

209 So Robert DeNiro wants a government mommy.

Nice to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (wPVhA)

210 Laura Ingraham has the whistleblower from Clark County NV on in silhouette. She's talking about the Biden van ripping open ballots and marking them.
Van used as a hard surface to mark the ballots and putting them back in envelopes. Then the people formed a wall to block her from their view.
Sidney Powell is saying they have so many affidavits coming in that it's hard to process.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (NpAcC)

211 It would be great if President Trump hired Ace to create a forensics data and software analysis team comprised of Morons!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (2C38g)

I don't think it'll help him in court when they go to present the documents and it's all just pictures of girls in bikinis and old episodes of Person of Interest.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (sB4ue)

212 >>Not many 24 hour diners anymore.


This is not my beautiful house

This is not my beautiful wife.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (pXTd2)

213 205 Here's another Peanuts strip I think Hordies will appreciate:

https://tinyurl.com/y3ndnask
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs



Snoopy was the OG badass.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (3aLWR)

214 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Caution.

Hope the guy gave the delivery fellow a big tip!!!

Posted by: mindful webworker
TRUMP WON IN A LANDSLIDE
at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (xdNUT)

215 Anyone here ever have a day like this one?

https://tinyurl.com/y6xoov4v

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

216 Are they any different to cook than the store bought ones?

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9UmRs)

Leaner, so brine is your friend. And larding it won't hurt either.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (xT2tT)

217 Ladyl.. I would give anything to be able to just hop in the car and drive up there to decorate!

On that note I was able to finally sit and make some jewelry today. It's been weeks since I was able to even be inspired enough to try.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (nxdel)

218 MN: Biden leading Trump by 233,051 votes, and a whopping 150,429 MORE votes for Biden than for the Dem senate candidate. My theory is very supported here.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (1YlHz)

Minnesota is not getting nearly enough attention.

But I'd prefer all 50 states go through a hand-count audit of the election. Even after Trump wins I want that to happen. Bring it ALL to light.

Posted by: pmurT at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (ojwvu)

219 You could bave watched it instead of assuming and dropping bird shit all over the floor.

The clip I saw had Kayleigh claiming 250 or so affadavits from one county alone, but you know, dud.
Posted by: jsg at November 10, 2020 10:29 PM (T85yN

So good, but not cataclysmic?

That's not terrible, i guess.

And i was asking because i couldn't watch, i just laid down to go to sleep, and no one here seemed to be taking about it. So i assumed.... dud.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (6FeV1)

220
The clip I saw had Kayleigh claiming 250 or so affadavits from one county alone, but you know, dud.
***

The left has already jumped from voter fraud never happens to there is no evidence of fraud to now "there isn't enough evidence to show that all of Joe Biden's majority was due to fraud".

The goal posts they are a'moving.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2020 10:33 PM (qlFIA)

221 And here's one last Peanuts strip I think would look great in an ONT.

https://tinyurl.com/y4n64wxj

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

222 It would be great if President Trump hired Ace to create a forensics data and software analysis team comprised of Morons!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (2C38g)

I don't think it'll help him in court when they go to present the documents and it's all just pictures of girls in bikinis and old episodes of Person of Interest.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (sB4ue)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:33 PM (9hauA)

223 It would be great if President Trump hired Ace to create a forensics data and software analysis team comprised of Morons!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (2C38g)
* * * *
Like the Ace-Team? Or League of Morons?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 10, 2020 10:33 PM (WFcrO)

224 MI: Biden leading Trump by 147,001 votes, and 69,485 MORE votes for Biden than for the Dem senate candidate. Maybe some fraud with these no-down-ballot voting but that doesn't explain the entire margin. Detroit is the key.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (1YlHz)


FWIW, I saw James in the lead way after they'd put Biden up, but I can't quantify that or give you times. My impression was that they had to boost Peters (incumbent) to make it look organic (both the votes, and the mostly-inert candidate).

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (t+qrx)

225 Lol

Masterbatin' Peatra did not show her hands in the mug shot!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (n/szn)

226 A father/mother figure?

Um, no no no no no no no. See, mommy and daddy aren't there to kill people. Government's primary function, when you get down to brass tacks, is to kill people. People who may deserve it, perhaps, but its job is to kill people, not tuck you into bed at night after giving you a plate of cookies with some nice cold milk.

No. Government exists to KILL PEOPLE.

Mr. De Niro, you freak, stick to what you know.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (CBrBn)

227 Happy 245th to the best warriors in the service. Semper Fidelis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

228 The Extraordinary League of Morons

ELM

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (HReLM)

229 MisHum, hmmm. Didn't realize about both songs/performers.

BAMA, yup! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

230 Have a nice ONT day!

Posted by: Miklos , assuming a defensive posture at November 10, 2020 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)

231 This is going to be a hell of a next 6 weeks.

Fortify and Cowboy/girl up...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2020 10:35 PM (u1WYs)

232 I don't think it'll help him in court when they go
to present the documents and it's all just pictures of girls in bikinis
and old episodes of Person of Interest.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (sB4ue)

And election limericks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:35 PM (2C38g)

233 Peters (incumbent) to make it look organic (both the votes, and the mostly-inert candidate).
***

Peters has done NOTHING in his senate term. It is amazing what Democrats will vote for.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2020 10:35 PM (qlFIA)

234 But...about turkeys brined

No one?


I've done the Alton Brown brined turkey recipe a couple of times and it turned out well. The hitch is that you need to keep it at refrigerator temp while brining which means fitting a five gallon bucket in the fridge. Much easier when we lived in CO because I could just cover the bucket with plastic wrap and leave it in the garage.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 10, 2020 10:35 PM (qc+VF)

235 Today a co-worker asked what Parler was; I told him it was a social platform similar to Twitter.



Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at November 10, 2020 10:22 PM


Speaking of which, Cool Drink of Cowgirl Kristi Noem is now on Parler.

Posted by: Bert G at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (OMsf+)

236 212 >>Not many 24 hour diners anymore.


This is not my beautiful house

This is not my beautiful wife.
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (pXTd2)

Same as it ever was...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (CBrBn)

237 In the end it will be, "Fraud was necessary because OrangeManBad."

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (l3+k2)

238 172...
We are getting a turkey "on the hoof" this year. Are they any different to cook than the store bought ones?
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9UmRs)

You have to slaughter it instead of defrost it, for one..

Posted by: Flyover at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (Rbu5d)

239 Pleasuring oneself in near the dumpster of a fast food restaurant ?? I mean, really, she was that horny?

Posted by: IC at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (JWm4T)

240 Peters has done NOTHING in his senate term. It is amazing what Democrats will vote for.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2020 10:35 PM (qlFIA)

Peters lost my dude.

What is done in the dark will be brought to the light.

Posted by: pmurT at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (ojwvu)

241 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (9hauA)

It's verrry difficult for a hair stylist and a client to maintain social distancing.

I can't go to my regular lady right now because I can't wear a mask and she is terrified. You'll never guess her political bent.

Posted by: Emmie at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (4JM5Y)

242 I admit that at this stage I want to see a social network just for conservatives, and that openly throws off libs just for the fun of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

243 >>I've done the Alton Brown brined turkey recipe a couple of times and it turned out well. The hitch is that you need to keep it at refrigerator temp while brining which means fitting a five gallon bucket in the fridge. Much easier when we lived in CO because I could just cover the bucket with plastic wrap and leave it in the garage.


I use a Reynolds Turkey Roasting Bag in a Tupperware Tub.

Fits in the fridge no problem.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (pXTd2)

244 Like the Ace-Team? Or League of Morons?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 10, 2020 10:33 PM (WFcrO
====================


League of Extraordinary Morons?

LEM ?
LOEM?

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (oGBso)

245 Now, watch Jim wrestle the 14 ft Alligator, while I stay in the safety of the truck.

Posted by: Merle Olsen




"Hey!" -- Marlon Perkins

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (1YlHz)

246 It would be great if President Trump hired Ace to create a forensics data and software analysis team comprised of Morons!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (2C38g)
* * * *
Like the Ace-Team? Or League of Morons?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient




I would love it if this Plan came together.

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos, lighting cigar at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

247 @233

NJ has a corrupt pedophile and a dude that was the worst mayor in the entire country as senators.


So yes, Donks will literally vote for dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (Q5tBW)

248 I haven't gotten my hair cut in months because I won't wear the face diaper.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (nakwk)

249
Fuck Robert DeNiro in the ass with a pineapple.

A true lying evil piece of shit.

My attitude is spiraling down just seeing that jackass name.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)

250 225 Lol

Masterbatin' Peatra did not show her hands in the mug shot!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (n/szn)

Wonder how many fingers she has.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

251 Had a chance to see Alison Krauss live in DC. Fantastic concert!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (2C38g)

252 >>Pleasuring oneself in near the dumpster of a fast food restaurant ?? I mean, really, she was that horny?


Why not just wear a skirt?

Posted by: No Good Scottsman at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (pXTd2)

253 Florida Man stories tend to originate in certain areas of the state, it's not a universal phenomenon. Pasco County is locally regarded as the natural habitat of Florida Man, and tonight's Florida Woman hails from there - big surprise - even if her actual crimes were in neighboring Pinellas. New Port Richey, where she hails from, is wildly overrepresented even among Pasco stories.

Whatever strange substance or influence Chique is after, it's probably there.

Posted by: Locarno at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (3WLXg)

254 Sidney Powell is saying they have so many affidavits coming in that it's hard to process.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (NpAcC)

Good. That's what is needed. Need to show with reasonable certainty that a Fraud plan existed and was widespread, then it could become the Election Board's burden to show they took measures to secure (hint: they didn't).

Posted by: Of/c some of those affs could be Dem psyops at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (BBWrU)

255 ""It's Christmas time! It's hot tub time!" sings Frank Sinatra. At least, it sounds like him.""


Sounds not to good, don't think it can count to 4 either, but is portent of HAMR (hammer) 3.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (CZm2G)

256 Masterbatin' Peatra did not show her hands in the mug shot!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (n/szn)

She's actually quite attractive. Would clean up very nicely.

Not sure what was going on with her, standing naked in front of a dumpster (why a dumpster, why naked, why outside?) to carry out her activities.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (9hauA)

257 You can also put the brining turkey in a cooler of ice.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (UUBmN)

258 205 Here's another Peanuts strip I think Hordies will appreciate:

https://tinyurl.com/y3ndnask
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

Snoopy has got a lot of WWI experience, what with flying around that Sopwith Camel.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (CBrBn)

259 Posted by: chique f.l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:31 PM (9hauA)

Chique, since there are only 3 of this year, we are going out. But I'm getting turkey breast for mysel

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (Kbzcz)

260 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (xT2tT)

Yeah, I was thinking indirect heat on the big green egg for that bird.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (9UmRs)

261 No. Government exists to KILL PEOPLE.

Mr. De Niro, you freak, stick to what you know.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (CBrBn)

Only children still NEED Mommy and Daddy.

I'm an adult.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)

262 Anybody ever click through the twitter election fraud fact check disclaimer:

"""
- Voter fraud of any type is incredibly rare in the US, according to The Associated Press and Reuters
- US officials say the 2020 US election will be more secure than the 2016 US presidential election
- US officials confirm that foreign governments are trying to influence the US election, but that foreign governments' interference is mostly relegated to launching misinformation campaigns
- Experts say US elections are 'resilient'
"""

Press says, Officials say, Experts say.

It's embarrassing.

Posted by: hevelvarik at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (fLpTX)

263 217 Ladyl.. I would give anything to be able to just hop in the car and drive up there to decorate!

On that note I was able to finally sit and make some jewelry today. It's been weeks since I was able to even be inspired enough to try.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (nxdel)


That's good news. We need to get on with our lives as if the left doesn't exist.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

264 This is not my beautiful wife.
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:32 PM (pXTd2)

Same as it ever was...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


I swear there was a Pizza Hut RIGHT HERE

Posted by: Once in a Miklosian Lifetime at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

265 Turkey brine
We have a second fridge. I forget what a luxury that is at times. Pull a tray, okay, 5 gallon bucket fits!

Posted by: MarkY at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (VkXr8)

266 I haven't gotten my hair cut in months because I won't wear the face diaper.
Posted by: Insomniac


Insom now has hair as soft, long and luxurious as Rula Lenska. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

267 Whatever strange substance or influence Chique is after, it's probably there.
Posted by: Locarno at November 10, 2020 10:38 PM (3WLXg)

Thanks for this information. I will apply for a government grant of one MEEELLION dollars to study this. I just need a catchy title.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (9hauA)

268 So yes, Donks will literally vote for dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (Q5tBW)


You called?

Posted by: VA Senators Kaine and Warner at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (2C38g)

269 237 In the end it will be, "Fraud was necessary because OrangeManBad."
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (l3+k2)


Yup. Always reminds me of the Mitchell and Webb skit.

'Are we the baddies?'


Maybe one day in the future some Democrat will realize they were the baddies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (3aLWR)

270 The one good thing about the social distancing idiocy is that I finally learned to cut my own hair with a Wahl's clipper.

Think I'm better at it by now than my barber was.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (sGnvY)

271 Catch33, true, his equipment looks like WW1 surplus. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

272 Pleasuring oneself in near the dumpster of a fast food restaurant ?? I mean, really, she was that horny?


Why not just wear a skirt?

Posted by: No Good Scottsman


🤣 🤣

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (zr5Kq)

273 Insom now has hair as soft, long and luxurious as Rula Lenska. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

International star of stage and screen!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (wPVhA)

274 266 I haven't gotten my hair cut in months because I won't wear the face diaper.
Posted by: Insomniac

Insom now has hair as soft, long and luxurious as Rula Lenska. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

Friends are here from Europe.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (nakwk)

275 >>Snoopy has got a lot of WWI experience, what with flying around that Sopwith Camel.


That was actually my first, first record. That and The Jungle Book

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (pXTd2)

276 {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

277 https://tinyurl.com/yys6l7oy

Musiciens de St Julien. Nice vaguely Celtic if you'd like something light.

The dog that had the seizure seems fine. Will see how it goes tomorrow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (YynYJ)

278 Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (t+qrx)

James has not conceded yet, much to Peters' dismay.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (9UmRs)

279 248 I haven't gotten my hair cut in months because I won't wear the face diaper.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (nakwk)


I found a rebellious stylist and got mine cut today.

Posted by: Emmie at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (4JM5Y)

280 I never gave it a second thought how stupid people could get about having sex when one night walking past the line of Port-a-Potties during a two week Annual Training in the field and one of the Port-a-Potties was rocking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (HReLM)

281 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (rt0xh)

282 Whenever I listen to "From the Beginning" I have to follow it up with "A Day" from early early Styx.

Posted by: muggs at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (3HmoA)

283 Thanks for this information. I will apply for a
government grant of one MEEELLION dollars to study this. I just need a
catchy title.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (9hauA)

Have your people call my people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (2C38g)

284 Speaking of which, Cool Drink of Cowgirl Kristi Noem is now on Parler.


Posted by: Bert G at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (OMsf+)


When I see a picture of Noem, I have to repent from coveting.

A lot.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (aommx)

285 Only children still NEED Mommy and Daddy.

I'm an adult.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)

...and this is what separates the Right from the Left. The Leftists, the Statist/Socialists, et cetera, desperately want a perpetual adolescence. (I, on the other hand, was done with adolescence IN adolescence.) Mr. De Niro describes this perfectly.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (CBrBn)

286 I am thinking that I should get a tablet or similar device just for Zoom to avoid putting it on the computers.

Any recommendations for one that has or could be rigged for decent sound, not too expensive?

Posted by: KT at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (BVQ+1)

287 239 Pleasuring oneself in near the dumpster of a fast food restaurant ?? I mean, really, she was that horny?
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2020 10:36 PM (JWm4T)

NTTAWWT!

Some of us lost our virginities near dumpsters of a fast food restaurant!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:42 PM (UPoLF)

288 >>Cool Drink of Cowgirl Kristi Noem is now on Parler.


WHARRGARBL!

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:42 PM (pXTd2)

289 I pretty much have to go to Orange County to get my hair cut.

I was lucky, I last got mine cut literally two days after Gavin lifted the lockdown order on OC.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

290 James has not conceded yet, much to Peters' dismay.
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (9UmRs)


Yep, I think I heard that this morning on Steve Gruber's show. And he shouldn't.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

291 Hogmartin, I sent you an image of dark coffee.

Prosit!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 10:42 PM (WyVLE)

292
The Covid DEATH RATE, the only relevant statistic, continues to fall as a percent of population.

And the Biden crowd is going to shut down the country again.

*self-censors*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (sy5kK)

293 I admit the first time I heard "Lucky Man" I thought it was a very late Beatles track.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

294 Where did I put that Hi-Power? What? I don't have a Hi-Power?

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 10:20 PM (XhWtx)

This is my problem too.

My grandfather carried one about 80 years ago, and I really want one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:23 PM (xT2tT)

I got to shoot one, thanks to one of our lurkers here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (gfndv)

295 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)


is that it ?!

https://tinyurl.com/y3b6ch8v

🤣

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (zr5Kq)

296 Insom now has hair as soft, long and luxurious as Rula Lenska. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


Not many Florida Man lawyers can carry off dreadlocks, but Insom isn't just any Florida Man lawyer.

Posted by: Miklos, upon knowledge and information at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

297 262 Anybody ever click through the twitter election fraud fact check disclaimer:

"""
- Voter fraud of any type is incredibly rare in the US, according to The Associated Press and Reuters
- US officials say the 2020 US election will be more secure than the 2016 US presidential election
- US officials confirm that foreign governments are trying to influence the US election, but that foreign governments' interference is mostly relegated to launching misinformation campaigns
- Experts say US elections are 'resilient'
"""

Press says, Officials say, Experts say.

It's embarrassing.
Posted by: hevelvarik at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (fLpTX)

Lemme fix that for you.


-- Voter fraud of any type is incredibly rare in the US, according to Joe Biden
- Joe Biden says the 2020 US election will be more secure than the 2016 US presidential election
- Joe Biden confirms that foreign governments are trying to influence the US election, but that foreign governments' interference is mostly relegated to launching misinformation campaigns
- Joe Biden says US elections are 'resilient'

It all makes sense then.

Posted by: jsg at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (T85yN)

298 Insom now has hair as soft, long and luxurious as Rula Lenska. ;-)

Pretty damn close.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (nxdel)

299 I haven't gotten my hair cut in months because I won't wear the face diaper.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (nakwk)

I don't have the luxury of straight or wavy easy to manage fair hair. Washing my hair myself during the lockdown was demoralizing. It nearly broke my spirit by the 2nd or 3rd time.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (9hauA)

300 I watched Remo Williams tonight as a diversion from the insanity. Fun flick.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (l3+k2)

301 office, she looks grandmotherly. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

302 - Voter fraud of any type is incredibly rare in the US, according to The Associated Press and Reuters
- US officials say the 2020 US election will be more secure than the 2016 US presidential election
- US officials confirm that foreign governments are trying to influence the US election, but that foreign governments' interference is mostly relegated to launching misinformation campaigns
- Experts say US elections are 'resilient'
"""

Press says, Officials say, Experts say.

It's embarrassing.
Posted by: hevelvarik at November 10, 2020 10:39 PM (fLpTX)

Suckers.

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at November 10, 2020 10:44 PM (CBrBn)

303 Not many 24 hour diners anymore.

Sadly, I don't go looking for them as often anymore either. Sucks getting boring after turning 29. When I lived in San Diego I kept a web site, diningaftermidnight.com, just for late, especially 24-hour, restaurants. Site still exists, but doesn't get updated very often.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 10, 2020 10:44 PM (2lndx)

304 The dog that had the seizure seems fine. Will see how it goes tomorrow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (YynYJ)

When that happened to one of my long passed pups, I always felt he was as frightened and scared as I was not knowing what was happening. I'd drop everything and just hold him and talk to him trying to reassure him.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:44 PM (2C38g)

305 You're not my president.

The media of course is now running constant stories about the "transition" to try to normalize the idea of Joe von Hindenburg as "President-elect" - "The first rescue dog in the White House!", etc.

But the amazing thing is that we are seeing "The Emperor Has No Clothes" playing out for real, by seeing the media pretend that Joe Biden would be a normal President.

An example is this article in Politico:

How life-sized Joe Biden could be a larger-than-life president

Let's be clear - Joe Biden is both mentally and physically incapable of carrying out the duties of the Presidency.

He can barely read a teleprompter for twenty minutes (and even then frequently screws up), requires frequent days off, and required four consecutive days off before a ninety minute debate, and has spent precisely one night away from home in more than six months.

He's incapable of doing a tour of European or Asian capitals. His handlers carefully limit his speeches to about twenty minutes - imagine what a disaster the State of the Union address would be. Imagine him trying to negotiate with Putin or Xi.

All of this will be studiously ignored by the media, until the word goes out that it is time to replace Biden, and then the media will set upon Joe like a pack of hyenas to force him out of office.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

306 Warm weather, lots of booze and drugs, could sleep on the beach if you had to.

.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:16 PM (UPoLF)


Harry, you say that like there is something wrong with it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

307 The dog that had the seizure seems fine. Will see how it goes tomorrow.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (YynYJ)

Glad to hear this.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 10, 2020 10:44 PM (5FCda)

308 A majority of liberals believe Russia modified the vote totals in 2016. The same people also claim, fervently, that anyone that doubts the results of the 2020 election is a NAZI who should be shut up if not....dealt with.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2020 10:45 PM (qlFIA)

309 NTTAWWT!

Some of us lost our virginities near dumpsters of a fast food restaurant!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:42 PM (UPoLF)

Did you do it out in the open air in full view of the public?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:45 PM (9hauA)

310 In fairness, Weird Al still has long hair and manages to pull it off.

I'm hoping that for the first couple weeks, for new episodes, Jeopardy uses guest hosts. One of them should definitely be Weird Al.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

311 300 I watched Remo Williams tonight as a diversion from the insanity. Fun flick.
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (l3+k2)

Damn, I haven't heard of that one in a long, long time. I probably haven't seen it since soon after it came out.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:45 PM (CBrBn)

312 New Firewall from Bill Whittle: The Stolen Election, Part One: AMERICAN PRAVDA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7hqtcnDehE
Watch it.

Posted by: Hank of the Hill at November 10, 2020 10:45 PM (e1VAH)

313 Read the content. Gotta say, naked dumpster lady? Not bad.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 10, 2020 10:45 PM (7o4Oo)

314 NOVEMBER 9--For the second time in recent weeks, a Florida Woman has been arrested for pleasuring herself in public, this time outside a Popeyes at 10 AM, according to court records.

----------

To be fair, Popeyes does have really good chicken sandwiches. I could see Meghan McCain getting dragged in on a similar charge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (wPVhA)

315 I don't have the luxury of straight or wavy easy to manage fair hair. Washing my hair myself during the lockdown was demoralizing. It nearly broke my spirit by the 2nd or 3rd time.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (9hauA)

It's good to have hair privilege.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (nakwk)

316 311
300 I watched Remo Williams tonight as a diversion from the insanity. Fun flick.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (l3+k2)



Damn, I haven't heard of that one in a long, long time. I probably haven't seen it since soon after it came out.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:45 PM (CBrBn)


Free on YouTube.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (l3+k2)

317 "How life-sized Joe Biden could be a larger-than-life president"

By hiring Lord Kinnock and Stephen Kinnock as speech writers so he doesn't have to plagiarize?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (CBrBn)

318 -- Voter fraud of any type is incredibly rare in the US, according to Joe Biden

- Joe Biden says the 2020 US election will be more secure than the 2016 US presidential election

- Joe Biden confirms that foreign governments are trying to
influence the US election, but that foreign governments' interference is
mostly relegated to launching misinformation campaigns

- Joe Biden says US elections are 'resilient'



It all makes sense then.



Posted by: jsg at November 10, 2020 10:43 PM (T85yN)

You misspelled George Soros!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (2C38g)

319 Last week I actually mentioned that...

Joey is Paul von Hindenburg. Kamala is Adolf. The dynamics are there for Joey to do a Paul thus leaving the person none of the smart power set wants in power actually in power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (HReLM)

320 Cicero, Meghan likes to get busy with a bucket of KFC. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

321 Tomorrow it's comfort food, pork steaks smothered in mushroom gravy, rice, purplehull peas, and stewed okra, biscuits and real cowbutter. We will spit on the lefties and throw the bones on the floor, we will hoist a flagon and swear to fight the godless heathen. We will then go to bed at 2100 like old bastards do, since we have to get us to wrok and pay taxes so those who don't work and pay taxes can go to fcuking disneyworld.

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (XhWtx)

322 Hogmartin, I sent you an image of dark coffee.

Prosit!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 10:42 PM (WyVLE)


Well, that's terrifying.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (t+qrx)

323 >Good. That's what is needed. Need to show with reasonable certainty that a Fraud plan existed and was widespread, then it could become the Election Board's burden to show they took measures to secure (hint: they didn't).


The argument the PA court filing makes is more expansive.

The argument is that according the courts those legal security measures are required in order to provide confidence in an inherently (according to courts) unsafe and unusual voting technique (mail ins). In principle, if those legal securities were not implemented, then those votes should be in doubt ipso facto.

That is actually the truth of the matter.

The notions that mail in voting is regular and that fraud is a rare occurrence that need not be questioned without cause is directly challenged by the filing using the decisions and words of the courts themselves.

The media manufactured a false consensus on the two above salient points, a consensus that is wholly opposed with the court's recorded views on the issue.

In other words the following fact check by twitter is bullshit from a legal standpoint and is being directly challenged in the PA court filing: """ - Voter fraud of any type is incredibly rare in the US, according to The Associated Press and Reuters
- US officials say the 2020 US election will be more secure than the 2016 US presidential election
- US officials confirm that foreign governments are trying to influence the US election, but that foreign governments' interference is mostly relegated to launching misinformation campaigns
- Experts say US elections are 'resilient'""""

Posted by: hevelvarik at November 10, 2020 10:47 PM (fLpTX)

324 >>The dog that had the seizure seems fine. Will see how it goes tomorrow.


That sucks. Neighbor of ours tried poisoning one of our dogs and he was left with seizure issues.

Had to hold him until they stopped and then let him lick my arm for about 45 minutes straight. I think that was his way of saying thanks.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:47 PM (pXTd2)

325 Make of it what you will. I think Trump and his team are aware of specific events of voter fraud in these and other states that they are going to be able to prove and get these leads by Biden switched. We shall see.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (1YlHz)


The purpose of basic analysis (such as yours, Bedford, and other methods) is to see if any red flags pop up.

The flags help determine which 'lots' of ballots to examine when resources are limited for detailed examination.

Your calcs definitely show what states (those with Biden >> Senator 'd') need further examination. Not a bad first pass.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2020 10:47 PM (/Dgcm)

326
Mike Hammer, how's your cat doing?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 10, 2020 10:47 PM (BJH2j)

327 To be fair, Popeyes does have really good chicken sandwiches. I could see Meghan McCain getting dragged in on a similar charge.

So tow-truck?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (HReLM)

328 Lucky Man by whoever a Beatles song?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (PUmDY)

329 Did you do it out in the open air in full view of the public?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:45 PM (9hauA)

heh, I'm kidding.

Definitely have never had sex near a fast food dumpster.

But I don't judge!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (UPoLF)

330 Cosmic, I thought it was the first time I heard it.
Learned a few weeks later, nope.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

331 It's good to have hair privilege.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:46 PM (nakwk)

But you don't get to do as many cool things to your hair as I can. (Not that you would want to, I hope.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (9hauA)

332 She really really REALLY loves that chicken from Popeye's.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)

333 I have little hair, so I con my various sons into getting the clippers and mowing it down to about an 1/8".
I could do it myself, except for that problematic neckline, which, by rights shouldn't be hairy and jagged.
NO one seems to like my Mark Twain eyebrows either.
Everyone seems eager to trim them.
Is this what getting older looks like?

Posted by: MarkY at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (VkXr8)

334 275 >>Snoopy has got a lot of WWI experience, what with flying around that Sopwith Camel.


That was actually my first, first record. That and The Jungle Book
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:41 PM (pXTd2)

I remember that record. Snoopy vs the Red Baron. I can hear it in my head even now and I haven't heard that in close to 40 years.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:49 PM (CBrBn)

335 @313

She's got that, "I gotta move to Oregon" face about her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2020 10:49 PM (Q5tBW)

336 327 To be fair, Popeyes does have really good chicken sandwiches. I could see Meghan McCain getting dragged in on a similar charge.

So tow-truck?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (HReLM)

---------

Nipple rings can serve more than one purpose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 10, 2020 10:49 PM (wPVhA)

337 I mean no disrespect to the Commandant of the Corp but I would love to hear E. B. Sledge comments on COVID-19

Posted by: tmitsss at November 10, 2020 10:49 PM (vKrab)

338 Lol

Masterbatin' Peatra did not show her hands in the mug shot!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 10, 2020 10:34 PM (n/szn)

If she cleaned herself up a bit, she would be able to get a man to give her some lovin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 10:49 PM (gfndv)

339 I would think that Flobee would be making a killing in the Covid Times?

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:49 PM (pXTd2)

340 327 To be fair, Popeyes does have really good chicken sandwiches. I could see Meghan McCain getting dragged in on a similar charge.

So tow-truck?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (HReLM)

Ahhh, the old tractor pull..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

341 @198: "MN: Biden leading Trump by 233,051 votes, and a whopping 150,429 MORE votes for Biden than for the Dem senate candidate. My theory is very supported here."

Yeah, sorry, but no, not even close.

3,280,010 total votes for president.
3,217,066 total votes for senate.

So, you're looking at a drop off of 63k (1.9%), and that's not n unusual number of undervotes. Biden won by 233k votes overall, in other words, four times as many votes as "missing" senate votes.

Third party senate candidate Kevin O'Connor of Legal Marijuana Now received 190k (5.9%) of senate votes, and more or less explains your "discrepancy", but you would have already known that if you lived here.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 10:50 PM (+WWsf)

342 306 Warm weather, lots of booze and drugs, could sleep on the beach if you had to.

.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:16 PM (UPoLF)


Harry, you say that like there is something wrong with it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

Who among us hasn't slept on a beach, while black out drunk from cheap booze, high on multiple drugs, in the warm weather, and said "this is heaven"?!?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:50 PM (UPoLF)

343 327 To be fair, Popeyes does have really good chicken sandwiches. I could see Meghan McCain getting dragged in on a similar charge.

So tow-truck?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (HReLM)

There aren't enough cops who can do that.

I'd say you'd need a forklift, and Ms. McCain would have to be palletized.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:50 PM (CBrBn)

344 Night All...work...still the work

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 10, 2020 10:50 PM (u1WYs)

345 10
20
30
40
50 or more...

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:50 PM (pXTd2)

346 Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:47 PM (pXTd2)

I don't even know what to type ...poisoning your neighbors dog.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:51 PM (9UmRs)

347 heh, I'm kidding.

Definitely have never had sex near a fast food dumpster.

But I don't judge!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (UPoLF)

Eh, I'm kind of judgey naturally, but I occasionally try to restrain the impulse.

Sad thing is dumpster lady is quite good looking. And she looked somewhat remorseful.

It's got to be a spirit in FL that possesses people, LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:51 PM (9hauA)

348 >>If she cleaned herself up a bit, she would be able to get a man to give her some lovin'.


But what are the odds that same guy could also make really good chicken at any hour of any day?

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:51 PM (pXTd2)

349 Sorry, we accidentally deleted all our data on our software's election performance.

Posted by: Dominion Inc




Sooooo, you deleted all the vote tallies? Well, then, I guess those 30 state's results can't be certified, so this election gets thrown to the House, where the Rs win it 26 state delegations to 23 (with one tied).

Nice!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:51 PM (1YlHz)

350
Who among us hasn't slept on a beach, while black out drunk from cheap booze, high on multiple drugs, in the warm weather, and said "this is heaven"?!?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:50 PM (UPoLF)

Bare Ass Beach, WI Dells, be careful of the poison ivy just off the beach.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

351 @300: "Fun flick."

The adventure begins!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 10:52 PM (+WWsf)

352 Out because her party is no longer the majority in the House, or out because she was struck by lightning?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 10, 2020 10:11 PM (02b6n)


Someone threw a bucket of water on her.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 10, 2020 10:52 PM (z79tQ)

353 Was it Jethro Tull?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 10:52 PM (PUmDY)

354 The argument the PA court filing makes is more expansive.

The argument is that according the courts those legal security measures are required in order to provide confidence in an inherently (according to courts) unsafe and unusual voting technique (mail ins). In principle, if those legal securities were not implemented, then those votes should be in doubt ipso facto.

That is actually the truth of the matter.

The notions that mail in voting is regular and that fraud is a rare occurrence that need not be questioned without cause is directly challenged by the filing using the decisions and words of the courts themselves.

The media manufactured a false consensus on the two above salient points, a consensus that is wholly opposed with the court's recorded views on the issue.

Posted by: hevelvarik at November 10, 2020 10:47 PM (fLpTX)


+++++

Which is why it doesn't matter two halves of one shit what the media thinks. They media isn't being convinced here. The courts are.

Posted by: pmurT at November 10, 2020 10:52 PM (ojwvu)

355 Not many 24 hour diners anymore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9Om/r)

I think The Bendix Diner is closed!

Which means that the commies have won.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (xT2tT)

Randy's by Boeing Field is closing this weekend. Used to grab breakfast there whenever I had work to do at the lab near there.

Posted by: DKM at November 10, 2020 10:52 PM (IB7Eo)

356
toilet paper math:

https://tinyurl.com/yy5zkaoa

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 10, 2020 10:52 PM (BJH2j)

357 The music to the Edmund Fitzgerald is very similar to an Irish tune called I Wish I Was Back Home in Derry. Also a seafarer's song.

Posted by: Cosda at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (2FEZn)

358 Poisoning dogs?

That was one of the plot threads in Anne McCaffrey's now well nigh forgotten romance mystery The Mark of Merlin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (HReLM)

359 >>I don't even know what to type ...poisoning your neighbors dog.


He's lucky I didn't kill him.

But, I bought the place and evicted him and his family.
Then, I took the RV they abandoned, put wheels on it and filled it with all of their trash and had it left in front of their driveway at 3 am.

Without my wheels on it.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (pXTd2)

360 Not many 24 hour diners anymore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2020 10:27 PM (9Om/r)


those were cool

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (zr5Kq)

361 348 >>If she cleaned herself up a bit, she would be able to get a man to give her some lovin'.


But what are the odds that same guy could also make really good chicken at any hour of any day?
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:51 PM (pXTd2)

Great point.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (9hauA)

362 Media is tellimng us to have blind faith in the integrity of the elections
Party of science

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (nUhF0)

363 The 24-hour diners today are Dennys and Waffle House.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

364 I quite like the Robert Plant Alison Krauss album.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (lgiXo)

365
But you don't get to do as many cool things to your hair as I can. (Not that you would want to, I hope.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:48 PM (9hauA)

I dunno, I'm not as closed-minded as some might assume.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:54 PM (nakwk)

366 And my coffee, black and bitter.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 10:05 PM

One of the better punchlines in modern times. Or close enough.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK)

367 271 Catch33, true, his equipment looks like WW1 surplus. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Whatever you do, make sure Snoopy never sees All Quiet On The Western Front.

Or MCMXVII.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:54 PM (CBrBn)

368 In my area used be owned by Greeks. Great place to end up at 2:00 am with your friends if you just had to have some food.

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:54 PM (zr5Kq)

369 The 24-hour diners today are Dennys and Waffle House.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)


I'm downwind of a Waffle House. Nothing like the smell of warm grease on a cool November morning.

Posted by: AF at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (S8ePJ)

370 Someone needs to get this Florida woman and Jeffrey Toobin together to see if these crazy kids could make it work.

Posted by: Daisy B at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (Hswbs)

371 3am Pad Thai in college.

Posted by: Never liked it, but it was open at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (BBWrU)

372 White Castles are usually open 24 hours.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (+WWsf)

373 Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM

I was wondering if maybe barbed wire was involved.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (9UmRs)

374 MN: Biden leading Trump by 233,051 votes, and a whopping 150,429 MORE
votes for Biden than for the Dem senate candidate. My theory is very
supported here.



Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:30 PM (1YlHz)


Look at Virginia too. There is a Senate seat and several possible congressional pickups at stake.




I will note that that analysis only gives indication of one kind of cheating. When the software "glitched" (as we have proof it did in at least two states), it switched votes from R to D but the totals stayed the same. That is fraud but it would need a hand recount to catch. Then there is the rule change fraud where votes are being counted as legal that do not meet legislative election law requirements.



Virginia's vote should be challenged under the last type of fraud at the very least. Virginia law clearly requires a witness signature on absentee ballots. Virginia law also says that absentee ballots not filled out and sent in in accordance with that law, to include a witness signature, are void. The Department of elections put out guidance that told voters (and staff) that no witness signature was required (if people feared catching Chinese Lung Rot from their witness). This means that some unknown number which I consider to be all 2.7 million mail-in ballots are suspect unless the state can show which of them had witness signatures and what the votes were for the ones that did not have witness signatures (so those votes can be removed from the candidates totals).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (946rW)

375 There was the Majestic here, but they have gone full Karen.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (PUmDY)

376 363 The 24-hour diners today are Dennys and Waffle House.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

And IHOP.

If you have seen the bar scene from Star Wars IV, you know what they all look like at 3 am.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)

377 3am Pad Thai in college.
Posted by: Never liked it, but it was open at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (BBWrU)


I don't see a problem with that.

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)

378 Never been to a White Castle...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (nakwk)

379 Oh hey, clutch is here. Speaking of 24-hour diners, was Theio's on Michigan Ave the 2:30am Star Wars cantina when you were here?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (t+qrx)

380 Best diner I ever ate at was a place in Belen, NM when I went to visit my daughter many years ago. It was right next to the new Holiday Inn Express. I ordered a breakfast burrito with green chili. I thought I had died and gone to Heaven.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (nxdel)

381 Hey Miss Hum, how do I email you a great pic for the ONT?

It was a great meme making fun of liberals and it got me banned from Facebook yesterday. And yeah, the horde would probably find it funny...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (4VafR)

382 I haven't gotten my hair cut in months because I won't wear the face diaper.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:37 PM (nakwk)


My fiancee cut my hair so I wouldn't have to go to the barber. It looked pretty smart a couple weeks later.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (WyVLE)

383 I have been stressing out over this election for over a week! When will PDT just finish off Biden. Tell him to concede and flee the country??
Posted by: Jmel at November 10, 2020 10:12 PM (bVhJi)


I'm a little frustrated that all most of the Trump people seem to be talking about is penny-ante stuff. Violations that affect maybe a few dozen votes.

Maybe it's part of a campaign to get the word out that yes, there WAS fraud - LOTS AND LOTS of fraud. Every kind of fraud, everywhere.

It seems like the decisive issue is the so-called "glitch" phenomenon, which is nothing less than a cyber attack upon our nation.

That ought to invalidate every single election that used that device, until all the ballots, everywhere it was used, is re-counted BY HAND. Realistically, you'd really only have to re-do competitive races.

THAT'S where you're going to change back votes by the thousands and tens of thousand, and the biggest gap is in PA, where it's only 47k, and all it takes is a MANUAL re-count.

* It's also likely that late ballots, which likely favor Biden by a LOT, will be thrown out by the SCOTUS in PA. That might be good for the 47k right there (I don't know), but the problem is that they violated both the law and a SCOTUS order, by mixing them in, in a way that makes it impossible to identify them.

* There were also situations in WI, MI, at the very least, where in the middle of the night suddenly 100,000+ votes entirely for Biden magically showed up out of thin air. THOSE ridiculous additions gave Biden the race. That sounds like "phantom" votes that are just numbers in a computer to me, unless they're "4am" shipments, so maybe an audit would undo that.

Think about it - with THAT level of fraud going on, Biden is STILL just BARELY ahead in these states.

* They're doing a re-count in GA, and IF that can be done MANUALLY, and with integrity, there's little doubt that Trump won't crush Biden, where the gap is only 12.6k, even with what is undoubtedly a large number of manufactured votes. There one "glitch" incident alone that would subtract about 35k from Biden's lead, giving it to Trump.

GA wasn't even supposed to be a real contest, according to people in the know. Any way we go from here that has integrity should do it.

* In AZ, Trump needs 62% of the remaining ballots (which I think is supposed to be do-able), but I also think it's expected to go to recount. THAT, if - again - involved a MANUAL recount, and throwing out other invalid ballots should be an easy win, IF done with integrity.


* AK and NC are expected to go for Trump, and adding GA, AZ, & PA would give the WIN.

* But there's fraud in NV that might flip that state, and it ought to be possible to flip WI and MI also.

Not unlike the election, there are many paths to "get there", and that's because it in the REAL count, it wasn't very close in these states, and the EC vote count wasn't close either.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (hOOi9)

384

I dunno, I'm not as closed-minded as some might assume.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:54 PM (nakwk)

I keep my mind closed to prevent a draught.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)

385 I just now realized that the "Decision Desk HQ" I am seeing referenced in news releases is THE decision desk of AoSHQ fame. The one Brandon (Meatball) started. They called shit early in favor of Biden. It makes me sad. They're being praised for it. Good gig if you can get it I guess . . .

Posted by: Lurker That's Not sttled on a Nick after 10 years. at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (O0ReF)

386 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)

387 223 It would be great if President Trump hired Ace to create a forensics data and software analysis team comprised of Morons!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 10:24 PM (2C38g)

If you want to bust these pricks you just have to understand how stupid, lazy and malevolent they are. They don't expect pushback, which is why Trump has been able to succeed at times.

What does that mean? The fraudulent votes came from a list somewhere. How was that list organized? Was it alphabetical? Is there 100% voter turnout for voters with last names starting with A thru N, then they figured they had enough and O thru Z reverted back to the natural baseline 75% or whatever?

This was a manufactured, systemic process and it will have the telltale signs. The Dems are way too lazy to do it right.

Will that get us anywhere? I have no idea, but we aren't dealing with Danny Ocean and magically talented crew of awesome criminals.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (Wm5SB)

388
My fiancee cut my hair so I wouldn't have to go to the barber. It looked pretty smart a couple weeks later.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (WyVLE)

Like they say, the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is four weeks.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (nakwk)

389 I gotta say...

...Trump ain't actin' like a guy who lost.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (oVJmc)

390 Excellent musical-type entertainment tonight as usual, MisHim. One can never have too much GL, GL, or AT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (HaL55)

391 Damn autocorrect. Just swapped genders on Mis Hum

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (4VafR)

392 371 3am Pad Thai in college.
Posted by: Never liked it, but it was open at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (BBWrU)

Agreed. My go to is Thai food. Pad Kee Mao (extra spicy) might be the best drunk food ever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (UPoLF)

393 I trimmed my beard today, Chique. Can you do that? Just kidding, your hair is beautiful.

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (XhWtx)

394 Under My Wheels is bad ass.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (PUmDY)

395 The fraudulent votes came from a list somewhere. How was that list organized?



DMV ?

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (zr5Kq)

396 @386: "I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House."

Simplicity, consistency, and good prices.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 10:58 PM (+WWsf)

397 Minnesota is not getting nearly enough attention.

But I'd prefer all 50 states go through a hand-count audit of the election. Even after Trump wins I want that to happen. Bring it ALL to light.

Posted by: pmurT





I agree. Hand recounts are the scourge of the DemonRat Party.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 10:58 PM (1YlHz)

398 Hogmartin, I do not remember Star Wars cantina.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:58 PM (9UmRs)

399 >> I just now realized that the "Decision Desk HQ" I am seeing referenced in news releases is THE decision desk of AoSHQ fame. The one Brandon (Meatball) started


Fuck that chubby soy titted bitch.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:58 PM (pXTd2)

400 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)

Breakfast food?

I love breakfast food. There was a Waffle House adjoining the hotel I stayed in at the TXMoMe - that made me happy.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (9hauA)

401 397 Minnesota is not getting nearly enough attention.

But I'd prefer all 50 states go through a hand-count audit of the election. Even after Trump wins I want that to happen. Bring it ALL to light.

--->

basically. I find the cuckosphere obsession with Trump NOT EVEN ASKING for a recount to be quite insidious.

what are you afraid of?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (emgtz)

402 Hogmartin, I do not remember Star Wars cantina.
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:58 PM (9UmRs)


Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (zr5Kq)

403 386 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)

When I lived in the south, it was the go-to drunk place. Cheap food, varied menu, sassy waitresses used to dealing with drunk assholes.

Food is not very good though

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (UPoLF)

404 I trimmed my beard today, Chique. Can you do that? Just kidding, your hair is beautiful.
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (XhWtx)

Haha, thanks.

You would be surprised...

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (9hauA)

405 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)

BURN THE HERETIC!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (nakwk)

406 Hogmartin, I do not remember Star Wars cantina.

What??? Did you fall asleep?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (nxdel)

407 Hogmartin, I do not remember Star Wars cantina.
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 10:58 PM (9UmRs)


Well, it changed hands since then anyway, but ca. 1998 or so Theio's on the south side of Michigan Avenue (just on the other side of 127) was the after-bar tide pool of East Lansing; everything washed up there.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)

408 404 I trimmed my beard today, Chique. Can you do that? Just kidding, your hair is beautiful.
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (XhWtx)

Haha, thanks.

You would be surprised...


Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (9hauA)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 11:00 PM (nakwk)

409 The music to the Edmund Fitzgerald is very similar
to an Irish tune called I Wish I Was Back Home in Derry. Also a
seafarer's song.

Posted by: Cosda at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (2FEZn)

I just heard that the other day (by Christy Moore), and it sure sounded note for note, but I did not actually do a formal comparison.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 10, 2020 11:00 PM (2C38g)

410 359 >>I don't even know what to type ...poisoning your neighbors dog.


He's lucky I didn't kill him.

But, I bought the place and evicted him and his family.
Then, I took the RV they abandoned, put wheels on it and filled it with all of their trash and had it left in front of their driveway at 3 am.

Without my wheels on it.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (pXTd2)

Poisoning your dog?

Your response was rather restrained.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 11:00 PM (CBrBn)

411 e "Decision Desk HQ" I am seeing referenced in news releases is THE decision desk of AoSHQ fame. The one Brandon (Meatball) started


Fuck that chubby soy titted bitch.
Posted by: garrett



yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2020 11:00 PM (4Jold)

412 Is Pad Thai still legal? Isn't the point of it peanuts?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:00 PM (PUmDY)

413 *starts handing match to Insomniac, puts it away and hands him a flamethrower*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)

414 If you walk into a Waffle House, you will leave disappointed.

If you stumble into a Waffle House, you will leave satisfied.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 11:01 PM (pXTd2)

415 For what is worth - the US Government has documented election fraud abroad in the recent past.

It appears that our last election is rather below par.
Even for Ukraine.

https://2001-2009.state.gov/p/eur/rls/rm/39542.htm

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2020 11:01 PM (/Dgcm)

416 "395
The fraudulent votes came from a list somewhere. How was that list organized?







DMV ?

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (zr5Kq)"

Google would have a word with you about lists of people.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 10, 2020 11:01 PM (EEVQU)

417 @412: "Is Pad Thai still legal? Isn't the point of it peanuts?"

And bean sprouts.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:01 PM (+WWsf)

418 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)

I went there once. Tables were small, but they put each side dish on its own plate. When one platter would have done the job. Dishwashers must have a hella union, there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:01 PM (gfndv)

419 TRUMP ESCALATES FIGHT TO RESIST CONCEDING TO BIDEN

Posted by: Thank you, Brian Williams Chyron at November 10, 2020 11:01 PM (BBWrU)

420 405 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)

BURN THE HERETIC!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (nakwk)

NO. SHARING. DO YOU HEAR ME?

NO. SHARING.

(Who would want to? The food sucks.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 11:01 PM (CBrBn)

421 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (nxdel)

We are referring to our college town.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (9UmRs)

422 Yeah Brandon managed one of those rare things, flipping on people who helped him and sticking a knife in their back.

If there is ever a little list, he won't be missed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (HReLM)

423 MN: Biden leading Trump by 233,051 votes, and a whopping 150,429 MORE votes for Biden than for the Dem senate candidate. My theory is very supported here.

--->

I don't know Giuliani's mind but I hope he is thinking big. and that he's thinking strategically. Any close state with a GOP gov and/or legislature needs to be targetted for recounts and shit.

IT's clear that bad votes from mail-in are highly susceptible to mass de-counting once a recount is ordered. and then, we want to have a path to the House's State Delegation option.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (emgtz)

424 He's lucky I didn't kill him.

But, I bought the place and evicted him and his family.
Then, I took the RV they abandoned, put wheels on it and filled it with all of their trash and had it left in front of their driveway at 3 am.

Without my wheels on it.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:53 PM (pXTd2)
* * * *
Devious and smart. I like it!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (WFcrO)

425 Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald:

Asus4 (?)
A
Em
G
D

Capo on 2

Lather, rinse repeat about 24 times

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (4VafR)

426 We are referring to our college town.
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (9UmRs)


On the banks of the Red Cedar.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

427 413 *starts handing match to Insomniac, puts it away and hands him a flamethrower*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)

Mmm...flammenwerfer...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (nakwk)

428 And Jewels, I've never seen Star Wars

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (9UmRs)

429 >>Poisoning your dog?

Your response was rather restrained.


Ex-Wife wouldn't let me kill him.

What are you gonna do?

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (pXTd2)

430 thai food sucks



Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2020 11:03 PM (4Jold)

431 I'm kind of surprised that Popeyes lady traveled that far to get weird, though. There are closer Popeye's restaurants to New Port Richey. That and the 7-11 she apparently was arrested at for doing the same thing not so long ago are 20 miles or so from Pasco.

Posted by: Locarno at November 10, 2020 11:03 PM (3WLXg)

432 There use to be a great 24 hour diner in San Antonio called Earl Abels. I ate there several times a week between 3-4 am after closing down and cleaning up at which ever bar I was working at at the time....good times!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 10, 2020 11:03 PM (UUBmN)

433 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)



Breakfast food?



I love breakfast food. There was a Waffle House adjoining the hotel I stayed in at the TXMoMe - that made me happy.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 10:59 PM (9hauA)

They have consistently good food where ever they are and are always open (seriously, FEMA uses them as a scale of how bad a disaster is). And their hashbrowns (scattered and smothered well done) are one of my favorite foods in this world.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 10, 2020 11:03 PM (946rW)

434 It's a crisp 35 degrees out. Going to bed, opening my window and will sleep like a baby. Night all. Stay safe horde.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 10, 2020 11:03 PM (nxdel)

435 I'm terrible about getting my hair cut. I basically let it grow until I can't stand it anymore, then make an appointment.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:04 PM (KuT6N)

436 418 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 10:56 PM (CBrBn)

I went there once. Tables were small, but they put each side dish on its own plate. When one platter would have done the job. Dishwashers must have a hella union, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:01 PM (gfndv)

I went last in July 2003.

After every sentence on the menu: NO SHARING. (That's weird and a little obsessive, but OK.)

The main thing I remember (what ultimately keeps me away) is that I specifically remember telling them "no grits". They instead served me butter with SOME grits. I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 11:04 PM (CBrBn)

437 My compliments to the USMC on their birthday from this US Naval Air Hospital Corpsman.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 10, 2020 11:04 PM (gtatv)

438 I've always resented when someone uses the world sheeple.

I've only ever seen it used in conjunction with advocating a weird, counter intuitive theories that against the general consensus. The response to such is that it is he who goes against the consensus to provide evidence. And the counter response is that his interlocutor is a sheeple because he accepts the consensus as default.

Sadly I now know what sheeple are because I am on forums with other conservatives close to my heart many of whom are not 'woke' (to borrow the term) to what's going on now with the election.

A sheeple is someone who accepts a *contemporaneously* 'manufactured' consensus without question.

A long standing consensus among a reasonably healthy people may well be a false manufactured consensus in fact, but it is *unreasonable* to assume that without evidence or logic.

So many sheeple.

Posted by: hevelvarik at November 10, 2020 11:04 PM (fLpTX)

439 Asus4 (?)
A
Em
G
D

Capo on 2

Lather, rinse repeat about 24 times
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (4VafR)


I just assumed that I couldn't play that but then I looked up what Asus4 actually is, and it looks like an inverted Am. Easy enough. F's and B's are the ones that require more fingers than I can keep track of at any given time.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx)

440 well garret could have taken the trash bags out of a Chinese restaurant's dumpster and mixed that in with the trash in the RV.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 11:04 PM (HReLM)

441 @387: "The fraudulent votes came from a list somewhere."

Well, if I were an on-the-ground fraudster, then I'd start with publicly available data like the voter rolls of the previous presidential election, and intervening mid-term election too. Compare that information against all registered voters to pick out those who didn't vote. Cross-reference with USPS change of address information, and the Social Security Death Index, then you've got a good starting point for manufacturing votes that will most likely go unnoticed.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:04 PM (+WWsf)

442 The Mother Ship of all 24 hour diners is The Peppermill on the north strip in Las Vegas.

OMG, so much great food, amazing Bloody Marys, and has been featured in pretty much every movie ever filmed in Vegas.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:05 PM (4VafR)

443 They make the excuse for precincts with over 100% turnout as being due to same day registration (which, frankly, should be banned). The impression left is that only an extra 5% of voters registered and voted that day.

But that would require 100% turnout to start with. More likely, turnout of established voters would be, what, 70% reasonably?

So we're actually looking at a 35% increase in registration under those conditions. Magically increasing by 1/3 on the very morning of an election.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2020 11:05 PM (oVJmc)

444 Yeah Brandon managed one of those rare things, flipping on people who helped him and sticking a knife in their back.

If there is ever a little list, he won't be missed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (HReLM)

I think I had checked out of the blog by then. What exactly happened, if you don't mind sharing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:05 PM (9hauA)

445 Never voted absentee or by mail, so let me know if I'm wrong. Doesn't every ballot have to have an accompanying signature, either on the ballot or an envelope. In order for a ballot to be valid it has to have it's accompanying signature, wouldn't this be the first line of attack in a hand recount?

Posted by: Opus at November 10, 2020 11:05 PM (Wo2ED)

446 "What's more important, seeing your relatives in person on Thanksgiving or keeping them safe?"William Hanage, an associate professor of epidemiology at the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health




STOP GIVING YOUR MONEY TO DOCTORS YOU ARE JUST FUNDING THE ENEMY

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 10, 2020 11:05 PM (zFJrp)

447 Waffle House on I85 between Anderson S.C. and Hartwell GA was the place to be drunk and confused. But the one close to Lake Murray/Irmo was the pinnacle of whatever. Like, 'Hey, Mz. whatever was your name. you have dried sperm on your ear.' awesomeness.

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (XhWtx)

448 (HAMR) this is a repeat:_ November 02, 2020
...
It's going to look good for President Trump but they are going to change it. And that's the danger that everybody in America must realize.

They would have used it in 2016, Steve, except something happened to it that night when the Obama crowd and the Democrats tried to use it. I can't talk about that. ...
_Lt. General Thomas McInerney

https://tinyurl.com/y4nksq3g

Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (CZm2G)

449 Greetings:

Now that the Biden Democrats are trying to use the transition to office as a victimization card, wouldn't it be a good time to ask them about that Obama, Biden, Comey, Yates, (etc ?) meeting in the White House in January of 2017 ???

America, where are you now ?
Don't you care about your sons and daughters ?
Don't you know they need you now ?
They can't fight alone against this Monster.

Steppenwulf

Posted by: 11B40 at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (evgyj)

450 And Jewels, I've never seen Star Wars
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (9UmRs)

How did you get to be 29 without ever seeing Star Wars?!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (KuT6N)

451 Third party senate candidate Kevin O'Connor of Legal Marijuana Now received 190k (5.9%) of senate votes, and more or less explains your "discrepancy", but you would have already known that if you lived here.

Posted by: Walter Freeman




I could be wrong. Thanks for your input.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (1YlHz)

452 Hogmartin, I'm not sure if its an Asus4, but basically an Em one string closer to the floor.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (4VafR)

453 'night, Jewells. 72 here but windy and will rain if I don't close the windows.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (t+qrx)

454 >>I think I had checked out of the blog by then. What exactly happened, if you don't mind sharing.


We're all racists.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (pXTd2)

455 443 They make the excuse for precincts with over 100% turnout as being due to same day registration (which, frankly, should be banned). The impression left is that only an extra 5% of voters registered and voted that day.

But that would require 100% turnout to start with. More likely, turnout of established voters would be, what, 70% reasonably?

So we're actually looking at a 35% increase in registration under those conditions. Magically increasing by 1/3 on the very morning of an election.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2020 11:05 PM (oVJmc)

Same day registration. What a bloody joke.

If if is SO IMPORTANT for you to vote, surely you can register ages before? It's one of the first things I do when I move someplace new.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 11:07 PM (CBrBn)

456 Waffle House is some of the best people watching in the world.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:07 PM (PUmDY)

457 The one Brandon (Meatball) started.

The gall of that weaselly treasonous fuck to still use the "HQ" reference, as if he hasn't burnt all his bridges here with his 2016 conversion to sucking totalitarian cock.

Posted by: spindrift at November 10, 2020 11:07 PM (0zGlJ)

458 Hand recounts are discriminatory towards the handless, you monsters.

Posted by: DNC at November 10, 2020 11:07 PM (T85yN)

459 Catch33, yup yup and yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

460 Chique

Details are fuzzy. But some of the Horde tossed money Brandon's way after him and his wife had their baby IIRC. Then Decision Desk went big time and he got a swelled head. Next thing he is trying to play the race card because his wife is black. And it went down hill from there until he flounced.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 11:07 PM (HReLM)

461 Never voted absentee or by mail, so let me know if I'm wrong. Doesn't every ballot have to have an accompanying signature, either on the ballot or an envelope. In order for a ballot to be valid it has to have it's accompanying signature, wouldn't this be the first line of attack in a hand recount?
Posted by: Opus at November 10, 2020 11:05 PM (Wo2ED)

My understanding is, the envelopes with the signatures got tossed.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:07 PM (KuT6N)

462 Goodnight, Jewells!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)

463 I think Giuliani is putting on an act as a drunken blowhard on purpose,
and that a number of the more out-there accusations anonymously popping
up (but not all of them) are just to muddy the waters. Not the old "two
weeks!", but an actual situation where the timing is very important.

Pompeo seems *extrememly* confident about the outcome.

I
will be greatly amused if the party of "we're gonna hold back ballots
until the last minute!" gets boned by something held back until the last
minute.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 10, 2020 11:08 PM (EEVQU)

464 450 And Jewels, I've never seen Star Wars
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (9UmRs)

---------

For penance you shall view 5 The Godfathers, 3 The Godfather II, one Blazing Saddles and one Animal House.

Go with God.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 10, 2020 11:08 PM (wPVhA)

465 But the one close to Lake Murray/Irmo was the pinnacle of whatever. Like, 'Hey, Mz. whatever was your name. you have dried sperm on your ear.' awesomeness.
Posted by: Eromero


THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING

*glares*

Posted by: Miklos near Lake Murray/Irmo at November 10, 2020 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

466 Jordan 61 I have no interest in seeing Star Wars. I don't really know what it's about. I'd rather go to Spokane with the gang bangers.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:09 PM (9UmRs)

467 Hogmartin, I'm not sure if its an Asus4, but basically an Em one string closer to the floor.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (4VafR)


Looks like Asus2, which is even easier, because it's one less string to fret. That frees up a finger for doing something more important, like frantically muting whichever string I mis-fretted.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:09 PM (t+qrx)

468 Next thing he is trying to play the race card because his wife is black.



Yeah, kinda remember that. What a POS.

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 11:09 PM (zr5Kq)

469 Who is Brandon?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

470 Okay, folks, time to go start season 4 of Burn Notice.

Talk to y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 11:10 PM (1YlHz)

471 Hogmartin---Yaaaas!

Easy song. Plus I have a Taylor 150e 12-string, so it shimmers...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (4VafR)

472 Who is Brandon?

The Ungrateful Meatloaf.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (HReLM)

473 Keep the faith folks

J is much more positive than I am. Bless her, bday is today, if you pray her Mom is now in hospice and pray for Jo 2 strokes have taken a toll.

Posted by: Farmer at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (qRE7Z)

474 Greg Lake's version of FtB above is better than the original. Awesome stuff. I subscribed to that channel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (HaL55)

475 Not that I ever understood what the big deal was with the Decision Desk. So you call results a half-hour earlier than the networks. Yay.

Posted by: spindrift at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (0zGlJ)

476 Was he a cob here?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

477 Songbird John McCain

https://tinyurl.com/y5pw4tdc

Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (CZm2G)

478 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (HReLM)

Anna, how's your kitteh?

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (KuT6N)

479 Cicero I've never seen blazing saddles or animal house either.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (9UmRs)

480 469 Who is Brandon?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

Worse than Todd. Fuckin' Todd...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (nakwk)

481 456 Waffle House is some of the best people watching in the world.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:07 PM (PUmDY)

Here in WI George Webb

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (aA3+G)

482 Forget the Decision Desk. I want the Psychic's Desk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

483 We need someone to lead us through in a kind of father figure way or mother figure way. To bring us through and show that they love us, care about us, and want our best. Robert DeNiro

Shut the fuck up, you retarded monkeyfucking asshole. Go shove a chainsaw up your ass.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (/pxD/)

484 But, I bought the place and evicted him and his family.

Different situation but similar solution.

Old coworker had a problem with his ex-wife. Don't know all the details but it went back at least 20 years.

He found out she hadn't kept up with property taxes. He buys the tax liens. Waits for the house next door to go up for sale, buys that house too. Proceeds to foreclose on ex-wife's place, which he can do since he holds the tax liens.

Eviction day comes around, he parks himself on a lawn chair at "his" house and watches the show as the local sheriff evicts her from "her" house.

Then sells both houses as he doesn't live in that state.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (SchxB)

485 The main thing I remember (what ultimately keeps me away) is that I specifically remember telling them "no grits". They instead served me butter with SOME grits. I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 11:04 PM


It is actually a legal requirement that grits be served with every meal.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (d/85V)

486 I have never understood the fascination with Waffle House.

To Waffle House's credit, a Waffle House in Georgia (I think), was short of workers a few years ago, and put out a flyer showing the career progression at Waffle House from newbie to regional manager, how long you would stay at each level if you were doing a good job, and what the pay was at each level.

A "new media specialist" for some trendy website read the flyer and was Outraged (Outraged!) to learn that being a restaurant manager at Waffle House paid much better than what she was making.

The nerve! She had a college degree and everything!

You could just savor the class contempt. This bimbo ignored that being a restaurant manager was a much tougher job than being a "new media specialist". "But I Have A College Degree!"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (I2/tG)

487 thai food sucks
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2020 11:03 PM (4Jold)


Thai and Indian food goes from bland and insipid to "I have just had the momentous moment of sensory stimulation equivalent of shorting out the 110v line with my tongue"

I like Vietnamese food too

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 11:13 PM (WyVLE)

488 some rise some fall to get to Waffle House

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

489 Prayers up for J and her Mom, Farmer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:13 PM (HaL55)

490 Okay, I've had 2 Krakens but I am think___ about having another. Opinons?

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 11:13 PM (XhWtx)

491 Brandon was a dispatcher for a trucking company in California. He was a part-time cob.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 10, 2020 11:14 PM (UUBmN)

492 so that Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai that did that mathy youtube on MI election fraud tweeted this


Dr.SHIVA Ayyadurai, MIT PhD. Inventor of Email
@va_shiva
Dear
@realDonaldTrump

Ask any State Election Director if their voting system software has a "feature"- a "Weighted Race' feature - that allows votes to be multiplied by a "weight"? If so, why? Starting in 2002, such a DOCUMENTED feature was introduced into the software

https://twitter.com/va_shiva/status/
1326370062740164609

I have to hope Trump's team has been aware of it for a while but then wouldn't Trump have talked about it during campaign?

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:14 PM (nUhF0)

493 479 Cicero I've never seen blazing saddles or animal house either.

SMH @ clutch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 11:14 PM (aA3+G)

494 Okay, I've had 2 Krakens but I am think___ about having another. Opinons?

Do it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:14 PM (SchxB)

495
Okay, I've had 2 Krakens but I am think___ about having another. Opinons?
Posted by: Eromero

=========

You don't have to be anywhere tomorrow morning, do you? If not, have the third.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2020 11:14 PM (G51Gf)

496 Man I love me some Waffle House, but I can never finish my meal there. And I like the fact that there are 26 plates on the table when me and three buddies eat together.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (4VafR)

497 Then sells both houses as he doesn't live in that state.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (SchxB)


He played the long game.

I like it.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

498 America, where are you now ?
Don't you care about your sons and daughters ?
Don't you know they need you now ?
They can't fight alone against this Monster.

Steppenwulf
Posted by: 11B40 at November 10, 2020 11:06 PM (evgyj)


What memories!
Thanks.

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (xXx5y)

499 Jordan thanks for asking

He is getting better. Snobol is actually walking around a bit, even follows me and curls about feet. Gait is becoming more natural and tail sways about. He can even go down and up the stairs to go outside.

Not mastered getting on couch yet, he tries to leap and ends up pulling himself up by his front claws. So I reward him by giving him a good petting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (HReLM)

500 Forget the Decision Desk. I want the Psychic's Desk.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)


There are issues that trouble you...and you need to make decision soon...

Family member is thinking of you...and would like to contact you...

There is a purchase in your future....





Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (zr5Kq)

501
They Lie About Everything.
They even lie about their own lies.

bloomberg fake news tweet/article today:

"For perhaps the first time in American history, a coordinated effort to taint or overturn a presidential election may be underway."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (BJH2j)

502 Who is Brandon?

The Ungrateful Meatloaf.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I think his actual name is Todd.

Posted by: Miklos suspecta at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

503 Cicero I've never seen blazing saddles or animal house either.
Posted by: clutch

Whoa!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (Rvt88)

504 Been dragging all day so think I'm calling it early. Have a good night, everyone, even if you don't deserve it!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 10, 2020 11:16 PM (nakwk)

505 Was he a cob here?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

Yeah. What did he go by again?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

506 Goodnight, Insom!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

507 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (SchxB)

Wow, she REALLY pissed him off.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:16 PM (KuT6N)

508 @486: "You could just savor the class contempt. "

Sadly, all of those clickbait-y top ten lists could be written by good AI web crawlers, but then you'd have to pay a programmer three times as much as new undergrad writers.

In other words, what I like to call "manual automation".

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:16 PM (+WWsf)

509 Don't You Know Where You Are. Lost in America is 1994.wow

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:17 PM (PUmDY)

510 thai food sucks
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 10, 2020 11:03 PM (4Jold)

I don't even know what to say to this.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:17 PM (9hauA)

511 Wow, she REALLY pissed him off.

He told me that story and I just bowed and called him "Master".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (SchxB)

512 CAC: conservative art critic. He did astronomy threads.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (UUBmN)

513 Good night, Insom!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

514 Night Insom

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (HaL55)

515 Steppenwolf, The Monster. One of the albums I bought with my first overseas paycheck.

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (XhWtx)

516 Man, I don't care what it pays to be a manager at Waffle House, I couldn't do it.

And I used to work in a casino and the departure gate for an airline. F*ck a bunch of that!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (4VafR)

517 Cicero I've never seen blazing saddles or animal house either.

Posted by: clutch




Watch the first Star Wars movie and forget the other 12 they've made. As God intended.

If you don't time to watch both Blazing Saddles and Animal House, I suggest Animal House. Though both would be preferred.

You won't be sorry.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (1YlHz)

518 Mikklos!

You have been rarer here than I.

how they hangin'?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 11:19 PM (WyVLE)

519 Well, if I were an on-the-ground fraudster, then I'd start with publicly available data like the voter rolls of the previous presidential election, and intervening mid-term election too. Compare that information against all registered voters to pick out those who didn't vote. Cross-reference with USPS change of address information, and the Social Security Death Index, then you've got a good starting point for manufacturing votes that will most likely go unnoticed.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

* Quickly shoves a black bag over Walter's head, tosses him to the ground, hog tied and tossed into a black FBI suburban*

Posted by: FUN Director Wray at November 10, 2020 11:20 PM (6yYEv)

520 BIDEN: *breaks into Trump's house, grabs bags of money with dollar signs on them*

TRUMP: "Hey! Thief!"

BIDEN: "Let me keep it."

TRUMP: "Fuck you my guy."

BIDEN: "Just let me keep it! Say I can keep it before the cops get here!"

TRUMP: "How about no."

MEDIA: "TRUMP REFUSES TO CONCEDE!"

COPS: *arrive*

BIDEN: *Sprinkles a few dollars in the bags*

TRUMP: "Oh Joe..."

BIDEN: "Some of this is legit! Some of this is mine! Let me keep it!"

COPS: "You have the right to remain silent..."

scene

Posted by: pmurT at November 10, 2020 11:20 PM (ojwvu)

521 Dr.SHIVA Ayyadurai, MIT PhD. Inventor of Email

Isn't he married to Jane Seymour?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:20 PM (HaL55)

522 Thai and Indian food goes from bland and insipid to "I have just had the momentous moment of sensory stimulation equivalent of shorting out the 110v line with my tongue"

I like Vietnamese food too
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 11:13 PM (WyVLE)


There's a Burmese place in town, the first and only Burmese restaurant I've ever seen. I'd describe it as Thai, but warm instead of sharp - instead of hot chilis and cilantro and lime, more cumin and cardamom and tea leaves. Eris says it's like Thai food with Indian spices.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:20 PM (t+qrx)

523 bloomberg fake news tweet/article today:

"For perhaps the first time in American history, a coordinated effort to taint or overturn a presidential election may be underway."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate






Love that kind of thing. Status check: How Many States have finished counting their ballots and certified their results as of today?

That's right. ZERO.

FU Bloomie

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 11:21 PM (1YlHz)

524 Okay, I've had 2 Krakens but I am think___ about having another. Opinons?
Posted by: Eromero

All signs point to yes

Posted by: The Magic 8 Ball at November 10, 2020 11:21 PM (/pxD/)

525 Maybe some fraud with these no-down-ballot voting but that doesn't explain the entire margin.

They aren't limited to just one method. Remember, they've been doing this for generations.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2020 11:21 PM (8eSmR)

526 Who is Brandon? Posted by: Ladyl

He was CAC sucker.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (zFJrp)

527 Antifa in Portland is very upset that people are "vandalizing" the sacred protest "art" in downtown Portland - in particular, the "art" painted on the plywood of the looted Apple Store. (The Apple Store in downtown Portland has been closed for eight months now - first CCP virus, and then riots and looting.)

The centerpiece of the Apple Store "art piece" is Saint George Floyd, of course, and people keep writing things like "fentanyl" on St. Floyd's face.

It's very disrespectful. How dare people other than Antifa vandalize things?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (I2/tG)

528 how they hangin'?
Posted by: Kindltot

Roughly South/Southeast

But I am in a swivel chair.

Posted by: Miklos, also three sheets to the windward at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

529 Isn't he married to Jane Seymour?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack

bing says he was married to Fran Drescher, they divorced

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (nUhF0)

530 Yeah. What did he go by again?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

CAC: Conservative Art Critic. He also did the odd astronomy post.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (gfndv)

531 Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (Rvt8

Someone talked about Great Escape earlier. That is one I might want to see.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (9UmRs)

532 Heading out to Adoration.

I washed the truck today and all the house windows.

So of course, it's raining.

Whomp whomp.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2020 11:23 PM (Rvt88)

533
CAC: Conservative Art Critic. He also did the odd astronomy post.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (gfndv)

Oh yeah.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

534 Watch the first Star Wars movie and forget the other 12 they've made. As God intended.



Star Wars - The Only Good One

Commonly known as Ep. 4, A New Hope

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:23 PM (HaL55)

535 Can someone give a run down on what was exposed on the hannity show tonight?
Posted by: hevelvarik at November 10, 2020 10:28 PM (fLpTX)


I saw it, but I forget. Really, I found Sydney Powell on Lou Dobbs more interesting, and even she was kind of unclear. This is what I mean when I say they're cherry-picking, yet Sydney is well aware of the Big Stuff that would swing things our way easily.

On Dobbs, Sydney said:

"It stands as needing a lot more work done, because we're inundated with reports of fraud ranging from statistical analysis and incredible anomalies of hundreds of thousands of votes being injected repeatedly into vo ting systems, particularly in Wayne Co MI and in WI. There were over a million votes injected on behalf of Mr. Biden into the system that don't see to trace to anybody else and the same number was repeatedly injected."

Posted by: Optimizer at November 10, 2020 11:23 PM (hOOi9)

536 Someone talked about Great Escape earlier. That is one I might want to see.
Posted by: clutch

It's a good one. See it if you have a chance.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2020 11:24 PM (Rvt88)

537 Great Escape is a classic! But so is Animal House. And the Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:24 PM (4VafR)

538 You have McConnell and Kevin McCarthy, you have numerous Senators - Graham, Kruz, Rubio and Governors like Noem speaking about fraud and need to investigate, count legal votes It is not just PDJT. It is current leadership of the party.

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 11:25 PM (zr5Kq)

539 I think there is no doubt most of the fraud came in the software of the machines. The fake illegal backup is the paper ballots in case of a hand recount. The counting all stopped in about 7 states at the same time and I think they had to update their software to catch Trump. All of these states were ones that could deny Trump getting to 270.


I have no idea how anybody would get this in front of a court.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2020 11:25 PM (r+sAi)

540 Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (1YlHz)

Can I find all these old movies on Hulu?

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:25 PM (9UmRs)

541 Isn't he married to Jane Seymour?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:20 PM (HaL55)

I thought she was married to one of those Keach guys.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:25 PM (KuT6N)

542 I am enjoying the shit out of Lin Wood needling Kung Pao Kemp.


Lin Wood@LLinWood
·
11m
Hey, @BrianKempGA
, this is not going away.

If you do not take action, The People are going to demand your mental competency be tested OR that your deals with China be fully investigated.

Why did you spend GA taxpayers' money to buy Covid masks, gowns test kits from CHINA???

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (zFJrp)

543
Y'know, if I were someone involved with the ballot fraud, I'd start giving some thought to how little my life was worth right now. No loose ends ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (pNxlR)

544 The centerpiece of the Apple Store "art piece" is Saint George Floyd, of course, and people keep writing things like "fentanyl" on St. Floyd's face.

It's very disrespectful. How dare people other than Antifa vandalize things?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (I2/tG)

That would make a good backstop for testing new formulations of napalm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (gfndv)

545 Along with Great Escape, watch The Longest Day, too. And A Bridge Too Far.

That'd be a pretty full day.

Some might say... the longest day...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (4VafR)

546 So of course, it's raining.

Whomp whomp.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2020 11:23 PM (Rvt8


Raining here too. Time to close the windows.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (t+qrx)

547 Selfish, short-sighted toads in the republican ranks want to move this out of the way, but it is not up to them.

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (zr5Kq)

548 They aren't limited to just one method. Remember, they've been doing this for generations.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2020 11:21 PM (8eSmR)

so in that Dr Shiva youtube, they deduced that the algorithm was flipping Trump votes to Biden as a function of Republican votes
The more Republican votes in a precinct, the greater percentage of votes being flipped
almost identical downward slopes on the graphs
except for the one predominantly AA Dem county, no dlope - apparently the algorithm wasn't used there

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (nUhF0)

549 Well, shit. We should pop on over to the Diner and get a cup of coffe!
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2020 10:09 PM (pXTd2)

did s/o say coffee? https://tinyurl.com/ydbp5mb4

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (rt0xh)

550 "Republican Burgess Owens is the Projected Winner in the #UT04 race. He will defeat Incumbent Democratic Representative Ben McAdams."

Posted by: MiklosWatch, modalities extra at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

551 Thanks, vmom. I recalled he married someone famous once, but couldn't remember who.

If I married FD, I'd feed her nothing but Southern food to erase that awful accent she has. It's not where you're born that determines your speech patterns, it's what you eat for breakfast. A few years of biscuits and sausage gravy, hash browns and grits will have her speaking with that soft Southern lilt that turns every normal man's knees into jelly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:27 PM (HaL55)

552 523 bloomberg fake news tweet/article today:

"For perhaps the first time in American history, a coordinated effort to taint or overturn a presidential election may be underway."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate






Love that kind of thing. Status check: How Many States have finished counting their ballots and certified their results as of today?

That's right. ZERO.

FU Bloomie
Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 11:21 PM (1YlHz)

Bloomie is just pissed that he spent $100 million for NOTHING.

He invested huge money in select TX HR races to try to flip the TX Legislature. But after all that effort: NOTHING.

The TX HR, with a 150 members, is still 83 R-67 D.

YOU FAILED, MINI MIKE.

AGAIN.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 11:27 PM (CBrBn)

553 Yeah, I miss the boat on all these movie references.

What is the one MisHum said about coffee and cold dark and bitter?

Never saw any of the Mel Gibson and Dan Glover cop movies, but I have seen mad max and road warrior about 30 times each.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (9UmRs)

554 > I thought she was married to one of those Keach guys.

I think she divorced him, saying "If you can't stand the Keach, get out of the hitchin'".


(blame Spider Robinson for that, not me)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (VikfB)

555 CAC was an ok cob until he flipped into a pod person
unlike gabe who was always a watb

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (nUhF0)

556 And the Blues Brothers.

I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard as I did at the everlasting cop car crash scene.

I was young and dumb at the time, but still.

Posted by: spindrift at November 10, 2020 11:29 PM (0zGlJ)

557 Attempting to explain Waffle House to someone who has never eaten bisquits and gravy with two fried eggs on top after partying until 3 am with the buds is like trying to explain what p&$$y is like to a virgin.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 10, 2020 11:29 PM (n/szn)

558 550 "Republican Burgess Owens is the Projected Winner in the #UT04 race. He will defeat Incumbent Democratic Representative Ben McAdams."
Posted by: MiklosWatch, modalities extra at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

++++

Dear coattails,

Our coat is running a bit late (complicated business, these elections) but he'll be along shortly.

Carry on winning without him in the meantime.

Posted by: pmurT at November 10, 2020 11:29 PM (ojwvu)

559 Jane Seymour has a husband?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:30 PM (PUmDY)

560
The Left was calling Bush "Governor Bush" for his entire first term.

The 1824 election resulted in both the Democrat candidates trying to steal the election from each other.

The Democrats tried to overturn and steal the 1876 election for "Rutherfraud" B Hayes.

We all know the 1960 election was stolen by the Democrats but no one called JFK illegitimate (because Republicans are pussies).

We all remember the 2000 election. They even made a movie about it, recently, as they still "taint" that election because they couldn't steal it.

And then we have the worst of all, 2016, with not one, not two, but three coup attempts (and many lawsuits) to overturn the election.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 10, 2020 11:30 PM (BJH2j)

561 I just love the narrative that Democrats got all these people to the metaphorical polls with mail-in voting, all so they could vote for Biden and then straight ticket Republican.

Posted by: pmurT at November 10, 2020 11:30 PM (ojwvu)

562 I think his actual name is Todd.

Posted by: Miklos suspecta at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

Dammit, you beat me to it.
Bravo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 10, 2020 11:30 PM (ufFY8)

563 I remember the waitress who took my Waffle House virginity...

Her name was Hank, I think.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:30 PM (4VafR)

564 > The Democrats tried to overturn and steal the 1876 election for "Rutherfraud" B Hayes.

And succeeded.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:31 PM (VikfB)

565 Greetings:

Wanna laugh hard ? "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"

Posted by: 11B40 at November 10, 2020 11:31 PM (evgyj)

566 is like trying to explain what p&$$y is like to a virgin.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid


A substantial percentage of virgins have p**ssies.


This does not compute.

Posted by: Miklos with SpockBeard at November 10, 2020 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

567 @552: "Bloomie is just pissed that he spent $100 million for NOTHING."

I'm starting to think there's a whole underclass of recent college graduates in Democrat donor and bureaucrat circles who end up staffing these quixotic red state campaigns, and it's all a scam to pay back the families, earn those kids some resume credibility, raise some state level political profiles, maybe nudge the state closer to purple, etc., but no one really expects to win those races.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:31 PM (+WWsf)

568 Someone talked about Great Escape earlier. That is one I might want to see.
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:22 PM (9UmRs)

Definitely one to see. I am probably one of the least movie-going Morons here. But there are some classics that we all should see.

Gone With The Wind
Fantasia
Ben Hur (the Heston one)
Around The World In Eighty Days
2001, A Space Odyssey
Animal House
Blues Brothers
Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
Bullitt
Dirty Harry
A Fistful of Dollars

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:32 PM (gfndv)

569 Dammit, you beat me to it.
Bravo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


The HordeMind is all-knowing.

Posted by: Miklos, fingers templed at November 10, 2020 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

570 I like Vietnamese food too


Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 11:13 PM (WyVLE)


I love, love, love a good bahn mi

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 10, 2020 11:33 PM (946rW)

571 I thought she was married to one of those Keach guys.

I suppose we could look it up...brb.

Yep, you're right. Most recent hasbeen is James Keatch, Stacey's brother. She's been married 4 times according to that Wiki thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:33 PM (HaL55)

572 > This does not compute.

According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.

LOLWUT?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:33 PM (VikfB)

573 Yeah Brandon managed one of those rare things, flipping on people who helped him and sticking a knife in their back.

If there is ever a little list, he won't be missed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2020 11:02 PM (HReLM)


Remember when he used the HQ to crowdsource the computer gear for the DD? He raised a couple thousand here iirc.

Then pissed down our backs and told us it was raining.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2020 11:34 PM (F0YaR)

574 thai food sucks
Posted by: confederatefifth

Thai and Indian food goes from bland and insipid to "I have just had the momentous moment of sensory stimulation equivalent of shorting out the 110v line with my tongue"

I like Vietnamese food too
Posted by: Kindltot


Frolling is discouraged.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 10, 2020 11:34 PM (0S1IL)

575 This does not compute.



According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.



LOLWUT?


They know where it is, they just call it something else.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:34 PM (SchxB)

576 395 The fraudulent votes came from a list somewhere. How was that list organized?



DMV ?
Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 10:57 PM (zr5Kq)

Easy. Democrat operatives accessed public voter databases to compare all voters against voters that have not voted in the last few elections.
Those that haven't voted were sorted from the active voters and kept, and offloaded to a data stick, where corrupt Democrat controlled ballot counting centers marked up the fake ballots.
The fraud was finished after Scorecard flooded the counting machine with fake votes. The polls were closed and the real votes were finished counting. Only then did Scorecard tell how many of those names they needed to create fake ballots.

Gathering the real names were the easy part.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

577 Bullitt
Dirty Harry
A Fistful of Dollars
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:32 PM (gfndv)

I've seen these plus gone with the wind.

My nic ensures that Ive seen Bullitt tons of times, too. How many gears were on that Top Loader?

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:35 PM (9UmRs)

578 Hiya horde.

Anybody still up?
Wanna share a snort of Irish?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2020 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

579 According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.

LOLWUT?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:33 PM (VikfB)


It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:35 PM (t+qrx)

580 According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.

Most of them are writing columns over at the Bulwark...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:35 PM (4VafR)

581 Unpopular opinion: most French "food" sucks.

Italians. Spaniards. Germans. Poles. Yes.

France: no.

French food is only "good" by comparison with English "food".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:36 PM (VikfB)

582 Yep, you're right. Most recent hasbeen is James Keatch, Stacey's brother. She's been married 4 times according to that Wiki thingy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:33 PM (HaL55)

Hubs watched some movie the other day that had both the Keach brothers, both the Quaid brothers, all the Carradine brothers, and Nicholas and Christopher Guest.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:36 PM (KuT6N)

583 They know that PDT makes them like crazy

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:36 PM (PUmDY)

584 Hiya horde.



Anybody still up?

Wanna share a snort of Irish?


I'm in! But that's because I'm a cheap bastard and won't turn a free drink.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:36 PM (SchxB)

585 so in that Dr Shiva youtube, they deduced that the algorithm was flipping Trump votes to Biden as a function of Republican votes
The more Republican votes in a precinct, the greater percentage of votes being flipped
almost identical downward slopes on the graphs
except for the one predominantly AA Dem county, no dlope - apparently the algorithm wasn't used there
Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM (nUhF0)

___

Pretty smart way to do it.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 10, 2020 11:36 PM (22mNy)

586 This does not compute.

According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.

LOLWUT?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:33 PM (VikfB)

And here we thought that a detachable penis was edgy.

Posted by: King Missile at November 10, 2020 11:36 PM (gfndv)

587 According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.

==

are these "trans women"?

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (nUhF0)

588 Unpopular opinion: most French "food" sucks.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:36 PM (VikfB)


Counterpoint: they really know cheese and bread.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (t+qrx)

589 Itch

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (PUmDY)

590 I'm partial to bourbon myself, but free whiskey is free whiskey...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (4VafR)

591 According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.



LOLWUT?

--

Did they forgot where they left it?

Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (kOpft)

592 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

You've put a lot of effort into this. Thanks for breaking it down every night.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (9UmRs)

593 For the record I know where my dick is. I think I do anyway.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (22mNy)

594 Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 11:18 PM (1YlHz)

Can I find all these old movies on Hulu?

Posted by: clutch



I don't know about Hulu but you can rent them for a couple bucks on Amazon Prime.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2020 11:38 PM (1YlHz)

595 I would guess those New York City Mental Health workers will answer calls right up until the first one gets shot by someone in crisis. This will likely happen about one week after the program begins. After that, the police will be escorting them, meaning higher costs for the same thing. A Democrat "Success" story.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 10, 2020 11:38 PM (h0kaO)

596 are these "trans women"?
Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (nUhF0)

Hah, beat me to it!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:38 PM (KuT6N)

597 According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.

==

Maybe the woman behind Popeyes was just looking for her vagina ??

Posted by: office of the president-elect runner at November 10, 2020 11:38 PM (zr5Kq)

598 so was the vote flipping used/sold overseas?

that could be problematic if other countries figgure that the USA is rigging THEIR votes

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 10, 2020 11:38 PM (GIeIM)

599 Fancy French restaurant cooking doesn't live up to its reputation, but their country and small town peasant food can be pretty spectacular.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:38 PM (+WWsf)

600 Alrighty then,

*pours Jameson into usb port*

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2020 11:38 PM (swFhq)

601 I never ate so well as the time I spent living in Paris. It's not so much French "food" it's that the French have an appreciation for food. They'll make a kick ass burrito and then a kick ass omelette and then a kick ass plate of pasta.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (22mNy)

602 Greetings:

Veterans' Day Movies Binge: John Ford/John Wayne cavalry trilogy:

Fort Apache (not The Bronx)
Rio Grande*
She wore a Yellow Ribbon

*Peresonal Favorite

Posted by: 11B40 at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (evgyj)

603 Chi Chi's was a restaurant? I've heard "she has nice Chi Chi's but it wasn't that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (7Y5nA)

604 Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:26 PM

That is why I really should call True the Vote tomorrow. My red district in MI might have been targeted.

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (9UmRs)

605 >>According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.


I think they all work at the Lincoln project

have you seen the pics?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (GIeIM)

606 My nic ensures that Ive seen Bullitt tons of times, too. How many gears were on that Top Loader?
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:35 PM (9UmRs)

That's a trick question, isn't it? I have seen Ford Van toploaders with the 4th gear being overdrive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (gfndv)

607 The methodology was apparently showing them a diagram of the female reproductive tract, and asking them to point out various features.

While it doesn't actually say, I'm guessing that most of them are misidentifying their vulvas as their "vaginas".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (VikfB)

608 "It's almost midnight. Do you know where your va-jay-jay is?"

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:40 PM (4VafR)

609 Pretty smart way to do it.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 10, 2020 11:36 PM (22mNy)

he says there's a documented feature in the original Diebold system called "weighted race" that can do this
presumably it is also in the Dominion system

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:40 PM (nUhF0)

610 Dominion Voting Systems should be sued into oblivion, their building levelled, and every employee's organs harvested.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 10, 2020 11:40 PM (/pxD/)

611 so was the vote flipping used/sold overseas?



that could be problematic if other countries figgure that the USA is rigging THEIR votes
---

Keep track of who congratulated Joe in a hurry and who wants to wait and see how it turned out.

Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2020 11:40 PM (kOpft)

612 Alrighty then,



*pours Jameson into usb port*


Good thing I'm on a desktop, glass fits perfectly underneath the usb port.


Thank you!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:40 PM (SchxB)

613 > I think they all work at the Lincoln project


Some are in Antifa in Portland.

"Indeterminate gender" hell, some of those creatures aren't even human fucking beings.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:40 PM (VikfB)

614 Mexican food in Mexico is pretty shitty.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 10, 2020 11:41 PM (22mNy)

615 I'm guessing that most of them are misidentifying their vulvas as their "vaginas".

Close enough for me ;-)

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:41 PM (4VafR)

616 OMG, was trying to find the email from the moron horde thing and the first email my search turned up was about a MoMe in 2011, from Gabe.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:41 PM (9hauA)

617 Easy. Democrat operatives accessed public voter
databases to compare all voters against voters that have not voted in
the last few elections.

Those that haven't voted were sorted from the active voters and
kept, and offloaded to a data stick, where corrupt Democrat controlled
ballot counting centers marked up the fake ballots.

The fraud was finished after Scorecard flooded the counting machine
with fake votes. The polls were closed and the real votes were finished
counting. Only then did Scorecard tell how many of those names they
needed to create fake ballots.



Gathering the real names were the easy part.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

If I am remembering correctly, part of what Trump has is affidavits from some of those people on the voter rolls saying they did not request a ballot and did not vote (so if a ballot was submitted from them it was fraudulent).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 10, 2020 11:42 PM (946rW)

618 Masterbatin' Peatra over by the dumpster obviously found her vagina.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 10, 2020 11:42 PM (n/szn)

619 Mexican food in Mexico is pretty shitty.

Best stuff I ever had in was in New Mexico.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:42 PM (SchxB)

620 Be well all. We know Trump won but I'm afraid it is gonna be stolen.

Medical issues tomorrow, but hope to see you all soon.
T

Posted by: Farmer at November 10, 2020 11:42 PM (qRE7Z)

621 They Lie About Everything.
They even lie about their own lies.

bloomberg fake news tweet/article today:

"For perhaps the first time in American history, a coordinated effort to taint or overturn a presidential election may be underway."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 10, 2020 11:15 PM (BJH2j)



This has been rated - Mostly True

It has been done in the past, to a lesser extent.
And who is trying to overturn who?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2020 11:42 PM (/Dgcm)

622 Who doesn't appreciate there own cultures food and tries to make kick ass traditional dishes. I give you my Italian Nona and mother all many aunts and throw in my uncles for example. Wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:42 PM (7Y5nA)

623 Chi-Chi's was well known for their garbage can sized margaritas aimed at college aged suburban girls. Corporate over-expansion, embezzlement, and food poisoning too, but mostly the margaritas.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:43 PM (+WWsf)

624 Mexican food in Mexico is pretty shitty.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 10, 2020 11:41 PM (22mNy)

I had Mexican food at my cousin's Mexican best friend's Quincenera (sp) in Southern CA in the 90s. The food was bland and awful. So I can believe it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:43 PM (9hauA)

625 *pours Jameson into usb port*
Posted by: nurse ratched

dist/a/usb/miklos

Posted by: Miklos, highly appreciative at November 10, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

626 > For the record I know where my dick is. I think I do anyway.

See King Missile reference, above.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:43 PM (VikfB)

627 I have some peanut flavored whisky its free to anybody that wants it.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 10, 2020 11:43 PM (0OmEj)

628 My red district in MI might have been targeted.
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (9UmRs)

almost certainly
do you use the voting machines or paper ballots?
the counties in their video were Oakland, Maycomb, Kent

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:44 PM (nUhF0)

629 Dominion Voting Systems should be sued into oblivion, their building levelled, and every employee's organs harvested.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 10, 2020 11:40 PM (/pxD/)

As far as I know, they may be a Canadian company, but their product is not used here. I think we still manually count paper ballots. I know last election, I filled out a paper ballot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:44 PM (gfndv)

630 Young Frankenstein

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:32 PM (gfndv)

I don't know why, but the part that slays me every time
is the scene where Cloris Leachman is leading them up the stairs and says stay close to the candles because the staircase is treacherous and the candles aren't even lit.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:44 PM (KuT6N)

631
According to the NY Post today, 1/4 of U.S. women do not know where their vaginas are located.


Writer is correct. The vagina is an internal organ. The feature usually referred to by that name is in fact the vulva. That's how fucking stupid we are.


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 10, 2020 11:44 PM (zMFmR)

632 I have some peanut flavored whisky its free to anybody that wants it.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 10, 2020 11:43 PM (0OmEj)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:45 PM (KuT6N)

633 Best stuff I ever had in was in New Mexico.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:42 PM (SchxB)

This. Two different animals. Lived in Albuquerque. Yum. Mexican food....not so much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:45 PM (7Y5nA)

634 I just love the narrative that Democrats got all these people to the metaphorical polls with mail-in voting, all so they could vote for Biden and then straight ticket Republican.

Also that Trump got record percentages of blacks, Democrats, Asians, Mexicans, truck drivers, unicycle riders, etc. ...but Biden won.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2020 11:45 PM (lIIT7)

635 Chi Chis was pretty bad but it was only show in Louisville for a while.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:45 PM (PUmDY)

636 Chi Chi's had good fried ice cream too, as I recall. I remember my little sister always begging us for the cherry on top, so one time I dipped it in the bowl of the "hot" salsa when she wasn't looking.

She never asked again.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:45 PM (4VafR)

637 ahoy, probably won't keep up with the thread tonight. Just finished a zoom dance class (one of the benefits of the pandemic, I don't have to drive to the studio/rush after kid bedtime). And now the last bits of a really nice 2018 barbera. Washington wines are pretty great.

Posted by: funsize at November 10, 2020 11:45 PM (EiPf6)

638 Yum. Mexican food....not so much.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Mexican food or Mexicans?

Posted by: Miklos, inquiringly at November 10, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

639 Ah, yes. I forgot about the fried ice cream. Memories!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:46 PM (+WWsf)

640 Writer is correct. The vagina is an internal organ. The feature usually referred to by that name is in fact the vulva. That's how fucking stupid we are.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 10, 2020 11:44 PM (zMFmR)

Can you show me the g spot?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 10, 2020 11:46 PM (7Y5nA)

641 We used to call it Chy Chy's, after Les Nessman's "Chy Chy Rodrigweez" pronunciation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (VikfB)

642
The Democrats tried to overturn and steal the 1876 election for "Rutherfraud" B Hayes.

And succeeded.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


No, they didn't. Samuel Tilden was their candidate and he lost.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (pNxlR)

643 Your nightly reminder:

Trump has the state houses, the supreme court, and enough delegations in the GOP column to win in case of a US House vote.

The Democrats have nothing they can do about those things and they know it, which is why they're screaming for Trump to just concede already. They're desperate.

They don't even have a gun to Trump's head. Trump has the gun. The burglar is locked in the house. Trump's calmly gathering up all the ammo while they're screaming "just let me escape!"

No dice.

Posted by: pmurT at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (ojwvu)

644 I don't know why, but the part that slays me every time is the scene where Cloris Leachman is leading them up the stairs and says stay close to the candles because the staircase is treacherous and the candles aren't even lit.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:44 PM (KuT6N)

------------

PUT.

THE CANDLE.

BACK.

Posted by: Dr. Frederick Frohnkensteen at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (wPVhA)

645 Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:44 PM (nUhF0)

Monroe County. Paper ballots

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (9UmRs)

646 I think we still manually count paper ballots. I know last election, I filled out a paper ballot.

If you had DOMINION Voting Systems, you wouldn't even need to fill that ballot out!

Posted by: DOMINION Voting Systems at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (WLHrn)

647 Mexican hobos in Mexico never come with cheese.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (4VafR)

648 Mexican food or Mexicans?

Posted by: Miklos, inquiringly at November 10, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

I laughed.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (7Y5nA)

649 > Mexican food or Mexicans?

I'm rather fond of Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (VikfB)

650 "For perhaps the first time in American history, a coordinated effort to
taint or overturn a presidential election may be underway."


They're talking about Puddinhead's and PROGDA's flying monkeys, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (HaL55)

651 @631: "That's how fucking stupid we are."

Mulva?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (+WWsf)

652 Can you show me the g spot?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 10, 2020 11:46 PM (7Y5nA)


It's in Guam. My DIVO got a t-shirt there.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (t+qrx)

653 Classic, somewhat raunchy, comedy movies? Caddyshack, Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, American Pie.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (/pxD/)

654
50 Years Ago...

Bobby pins, she says.
James Hampton is in it, too.

https://youtu.be/m9LWv-PkFB0

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (BJH2j)

655 And Chi Chi had a buffet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (63Dwl)

656 Goodnight, Horde.

Gotta get up early tomorrow. Favorite cafe down the road is doing free meals for veterans and I'm a fan of their green chili and ham omelets.

Told you I was cheap.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (SchxB)

657 > Mexican hobos in Mexico never come with cheese.

If you want queso you have to look for the uncircumcised ones.

And I've just successfully disgusted myself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (VikfB)

658 Yum. Mexican food....not so much.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

---------

You fill up on the hedge trimmer and you have no room at all for the guy with the leafblower.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (wPVhA)

659 Damn. Off Fluke!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (7Y5nA)

660 The Great Escape is based on a true story.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (l3+k2)

661 Monroe County. Paper ballots
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (9UmRs)


Paper ballots, optically read, right? You feed it into the machine and it increments the 'valid' counter? That's how Ingham does it.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (t+qrx)

662 So I went down the Steppenwolf wormhole, and poured another Kraken. Hell, I didn't drink this much on election night. Nor smoke a cigar. But damnit, I feel pretty good. Killed an 8-point this past week and Mrs. E got a pig. Whoohoo.

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (XhWtx)

663 after Trump's 2nd inauguration
... the helo rides

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (nUhF0)

664 I ave never seen a Mexican drink Corona beer.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (n/szn)

665 The Jerk has few not funny parts.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:50 PM (PUmDY)

666 Porkys

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2020 11:50 PM (cVOon)

667
I really love Canadian food.

We have the best Canadian food restaurant on 4th street

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 10, 2020 11:50 PM (GIeIM)

668 Love that picture. Captures my mood perfectly.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 10, 2020 11:50 PM (GA8EQ)

669 Young Frankenstein used the same lab props from the original Frankenstein movie.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2020 11:50 PM (l3+k2)

670
50 Years Ago...

Bobby pins, she says.
James Hampton is in it, too.

https://youtu.be/m9LWv-PkFB0
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Hampton should have been blowing his bugle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2020 11:50 PM (63Dwl)

671 Don't blow the margins! [CBD]

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (/Dgcm)

672 Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (XhWtx)

Congrats

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (aA3+G)

673

go to Australia they said....


Order an Fosters they said to act local ...

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (GIeIM)

674 "For perhaps the first time in American history, a coordinated effort to or overturn a presidential election may be underway."

Well, the first since 2016, I'll grant you that. (and that effort just ended earlier this year)

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (KfC1e)

675 If you had DOMINION Voting Systems, you wouldn't even need to fill that ballot out!
Posted by: DOMINION Voting Systems at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (WLHrn)

Hah! You know, I think my country is still officially "The Dominion of Canada", and of course part of the British Commonwealth, which all have the Queen as titular head of State. But successive squishy governments have soft-pedaled the "Dominion" aspect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (gfndv)

676 @655: "And Chi Chi had a buffet."

Now, see, you're gonna make me all misty eyed for the long lost Casa Gallardo Sunday brunch buffets in St. Louis.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (+WWsf)

677 > I ave never seen a Mexican drink Corona beer.

Same reason you never see cows drinking milk.

Mexicans output Corona beer. They do not input it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (VikfB)

678 667
I really love Canadian food.

We have the best Canadian food restaurant on 4th street

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 10, 2020 11:50 PM (GIeIM)

But their "bacon" is ham How can you trust them?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (7Y5nA)

679 The Mexican food in Mexico absolutely is shitty. When I was first stationed at MCAS Yuma, my wife and I had several fantastic meals at the Mexican joints around town. So we figured, hey, if we go to a place across the border is Algodones, it will probably be even better!

Yeah, no. Didn't hold a candle to the places in Yuma. Still, we went over there frequently for cheap Kaluha and knockoff designer purses for the missus.

Posted by: radar at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (b21uF)

680 I ave never seen a Mexican drink Corona beer.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (n/szn)

Hubs is more of a Pacifico guy.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (KuT6N)

681
#countdown2NoMoJoe

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (pNxlR)

682
Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:44 PM (nUhF0)



Monroe County. Paper ballots

Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (9UmRs)


Paper ballots get fed into a counter with the Dominion Software. That is why they caught the "glitches"... hand recounts of the paper ballots.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 10, 2020 11:52 PM (946rW)

683 > Queen as titular head of State.

The "titular" head of state, eh?

What do they call it when you have a King?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2020 11:52 PM (VikfB)

684 Is Lucky Man a Steppenwof song?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

685 Walter-- I grew up in St Louis! All this talk about Chi Chis had me thinking about Casa Gallardo... Big hit with the family. One we'd go to on the regular when I was young.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:53 PM (4VafR)

686 Monroe County. Paper ballots
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (9UmRs)

I wonder if they just switch votes in that ( "glitches") or do they always add fake paper ballots

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 10, 2020 11:53 PM (nUhF0)

687 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is pretty funny, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:53 PM (HaL55)

688
Hampton should have been blowing his bugle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I love McHale's Navy!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 10, 2020 11:53 PM (BJH2j)

689 Dog wants out. Little does she know that it is snowing outside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:53 PM (gfndv)

690 653 Classic, somewhat raunchy, comedy movies?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (/pxD/)

------------------------

Bachelor Party

Posted by: radar at November 10, 2020 11:53 PM (b21uF)

691 But their "bacon" is ham How can you trust them?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:51 PM (7Y5nA)

I've always wondered what they did with the real bacon. They're not throwing it away, are they?

Because that would be grounds for war.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 10, 2020 11:53 PM (8/wA5)

692 What is Canadian food?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:54 PM (PUmDY)

693 Turning in now. Goodnight, my lovely people.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 10, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

694 Is Lucky Man a Steppenwof song?

Nope, Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:54 PM (HaL55)

695 Is Lucky Man a Steppenwof song?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:54 PM (gfndv)

696 'Night chique.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 10, 2020 11:54 PM (HaL55)

697 I thought Canadian bacon was just like regular bacon, only metric.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:55 PM (4VafR)

698 What is Canadian food?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:54 PM (PUmDY)

Food for Canadians.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2020 11:55 PM (cVOon)

699
Circle TV station still air Hee Haw, F Troop, and Beverly Hillbillies. I get Circle over-the-air.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 10, 2020 11:55 PM (BJH2j)

700 692 What is Canadian food?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:54 PM (PUmDY)

Yeah I was kinda afraid to ask after the bacon fiasco.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:55 PM (7Y5nA)

701 The Mexican food in Mexico absolutely is shitty.

Fish tacos in Ensenada are out of this world. So good.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2020 11:55 PM (UMXod)

702 Greetings:

Steppenwolf: "For Ladies Only" long version

Posted by: 11B40 at November 10, 2020 11:55 PM (evgyj)

703 Anybody still up?

Wanna share a snort of Irish?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 10, 2020 11:35 PM (U2p+3)


Rye. I don't much like rye, but it is open.

How are you doing? I am feeling a bit better this evening in spite of things

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2020 11:56 PM (WyVLE)

704 The worst Mexican food. Casa bonita, Denver CO. Hands down the worst.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 10, 2020 11:56 PM (0OmEj)

705 The 24-hour diners today are Dennys and Waffle House.

In Seattle, it's Beth's Cafe.

One of a kind.

On Aurora Ave N, across the street from Green Lake.

Serving 12 egg omelettes and unlimited refills of hash browns and rasps of thick meaty bacon since long before I was a Dawg in the 70's. As a poor student, that was the one meal of the day on Sundays. There was nearly always a line out the door and on the sidewalk at 4am on weekends, year around. Students, druggies, shift workers, and bikers, all in harmony waiting for great food. It was quite a sight to behold.

Sadly, I read that the property was sold to some developer. I drove by it maybe 2 months ago and it was still going strong. This is real Seattle history going down the drain, like the Hat and Boots gas station or the Twin Teepees diner, or the Seattle P-I globe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 11:57 PM (sy5kK)

706 What is Canadian food?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:54 PM (PUmDY)

Poutine, for one. French fries drenched in brown gravy, and topped with cheese curds. Artery-clogging pure goodness, right there.

And the Caesar cocktail was invented at Caesar's Steak House in Calgary. Which is a fine place to dine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:57 PM (gfndv)

707 For a while, I was running zoom on a Fire 7 tablet.
It was better than nothing, but not much.
I have expensive computer stuff but there is no way in hell I would put zoom on those.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at November 10, 2020 11:58 PM (w7KSn)

708 The best Mexican food, anything in San Diego, Phoenix, or Las Vegas that end with "...o's"

Roberto's
Filiberto's
Romero's
Humberto's

etc...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 10, 2020 11:58 PM (4VafR)

709 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is pretty funny, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Joke's on us. Ruprecht is claiming to be President-elect...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 10, 2020 11:58 PM (/pxD/)

710 @685: "One we'd go to on the regular when I was young."

Small world! Many meals with my family there too. I was just reading a short history of Casa Gallardo on losttables.com. Looks like Amighetti's on The Hill is gone now too. Those sandwiches were legendary.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2020 11:59 PM (+WWsf)

711 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 11:57 PM (sy5kK)

Sounds like an incredible place Dawg but hash brown are an abomination from Satan.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:59 PM (7Y5nA)

712 Sounds like an incredible place Dawg but hash brown are an abomination from Satan.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:59 PM (7Y5nA)



Blasphemy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 11, 2020 12:00 AM (cVOon)

713 I was thinking signature crepes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:00 AM (PUmDY)

714 The Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Canadian.

Depending on which camp you belong to, apparently that could be grounds for war.

Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 12:00 AM (0zGlJ)

715 My Steppenwolf recommendation: Gang War Blues.

Feels right for the times, somehow.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:00 AM (VikfB)

716 Joke's on us. Ruprecht is claiming to be President-elect...

"May I please use the bathroom?"

"Why of course you may, Ruprecht..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 11, 2020 12:00 AM (HaL55)

717 Sounds like an incredible place Dawg but hash brown are an abomination from Satan.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:59 PM (7Y5nA)


SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at November 11, 2020 12:00 AM (aommx)

718 Anyone notice that we haven't had any attacks lately by the radical Islamists?
That should change once JoeKamala reinstate unlimited Islamic immigration.

Posted by: pj at November 11, 2020 12:01 AM (qlTN9)

719 OMG... I haven't had Amighetti's in DECADES.

But every time I go back to St Louis, I make sure I hit The Hill at least twice and Ted Drewes at least once.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 11, 2020 12:01 AM (4VafR)

720 714 The Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Canadian.

Depending on which camp you belong to, apparently that could be grounds for war.


Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 12:00 AM (0zGlJ)

That makes sense. A real Hawaiian would put Spam on a pizza.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 12:01 AM (8/wA5)

721 Ranch dressing was invented in Alaska.

Fact. Suck it, California.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:01 AM (VikfB)

722 Left Coast, I heard Beth's had to shut down, at least temporarily. FB, so, grain of salt.

If you do FB, you should follow the page "safe seattle" if you don't already.

Posted by: funsize at November 11, 2020 12:01 AM (EiPf6)

723 Is Lucky Man a Steppenwof song?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

Montrose, I think.

Posted by: DKM at November 11, 2020 12:02 AM (IB7Eo)

724 *** Poutine, for one. French fries drenched in brown gravy, and topped with cheese curds. Artery-clogging pure goodness, right there.


I can feel my arteries snapping shut just thinking about it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 11, 2020 12:02 AM (7Y5nA)

725 Sounds like an incredible place Dawg but hash brown are an abomination from Satan.

*gasp* You didn't just say what I thought your said, did you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 11, 2020 12:02 AM (HaL55)

726 Sounds like an incredible place Dawg but hash brown are an abomination from Satan.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:59 PM (7Y5nA)


You misspelled "Spanish Torta"


Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 12:02 AM (WyVLE)

727 > A real Hawaiian would put Spam on a pizza.

If long pig wasn't available, yes.

There's a persistent story that Spam became so popular in the Pacific islands because it was the nearest available substitute for human flesh in traditional recipes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:02 AM (VikfB)

728 forgot AOP was here, no offense

Canadian food snark was sorta easy.

have not figgured out a sarcastic American food comment to contrast against some of the other ethnic foods

now do not get me started on Somalia foods

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 11, 2020 12:03 AM (GIeIM)

729 @714: "The Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Canadian."

I'd consider Hawaiian pizza not only grounds for war, but an ongoing war crime, but then I remember Kraft's American cheese was invented by a Canadian too, so I guess some national food sins can be forgiven.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:03 AM (+WWsf)

730 Cannibal Bob may be the first person I've ever encountered who didn't like hash browns.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:04 AM (VikfB)

731 Our "friends" at FoxNews say the Senate is 48D to 49R right now.

At the same time they say the Senate race is AK is 36%D vs 59%R, with 69% reporting.

But haven't called it. Because of course they haven't.



Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:04 AM (hOOi9)

732 Wow, I honestly thought people would agree with my hash browns comment.


*backs away(

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 11, 2020 12:04 AM (7Y5nA)

733 Good evening horde.

Only read content.

So, way off topic, but the wife seems pretty pervasive that I'll be buying a new to us, modern sporting rifle, and maybe a little something for her, lol.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 11, 2020 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)

734 Velveeta and bologna sandwich on Wonder Bread.

I used to actually like Velveeta when I was a kid. Weird.

Do they even still make that stuff?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:05 AM (VikfB)

735 There's a persistent story that Spam became so popular in the Pacific islands because it was the nearest available substitute for human flesh in traditional recipes.

True Statement.

Iffin' I can't harvest a hobo for Sunday dinner, Spam will do in a pinch. And if it weren't for the shape, my guests wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 11, 2020 12:05 AM (4VafR)

736 @727: "... nearest available substitute for human flesh in traditional recipes."

Ye olde internet of '05:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:06 AM (+WWsf)

737 I'm all for multiculturalism but only in the kitchen or on the stereo. And if I were 28 again, in the boudoir.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 11, 2020 12:06 AM (HaL55)

738 730 Cannibal Bob may be the first person I've ever encountered who didn't like hash browns.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:04 AM (VikfB)

Home fries...really you guys?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 11, 2020 12:06 AM (7Y5nA)

739 Velveeta is definitely still around. One can of Rotel to a brick of Velveeta, game day nacho cheese.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 11, 2020 12:07 AM (4VafR)

740
I was thinking signature crepes.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:00 AM (PUmDY)


I was trying to make up a joke about a Southwest style restaurant branching into fancy breakfasts, and following that with a punchline that "Mission Crepes" is a worrying tendency in any organization, but I couldn't figure out how to sell it right.

This was a job for Muldoon, I am afraid

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 12:07 AM (WyVLE)

741 Joke's on us. Ruprecht is claiming to be President-elect...
"May I please use the bathroom?"
"Why of course you may, Ruprecht..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

I was waiting for that moment during the debates. And you just know they put a safety cork on Joey's fork.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 11, 2020 12:08 AM (/pxD/)

742 However "signature crepes" are handy for sewing your pancakes together into books.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 12:08 AM (WyVLE)

743 Tucker Carlson has gone over to the dark side too, folks. He's foregrounded by Yahoo "News" saying "Yes, there was fraud -- BUT NOT ENOUGH TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION."
Another one bites the dust.

Time to go full analogue. Oldtimers like me may remember that fax machines played a big role in the downfall of the Soviet Union in 1991, as the Russians tried to communicate outside official channels. I suspect we'll be down to carrier pigeons soon. Though anyone with a dovecote will be suspect.

Posted by: Beverly at November 11, 2020 12:08 AM (7N9W2)

744 > I'm all for multiculturalism but only in the kitchen or on the stereo. And if I were 28 again, in the boudoir.

Booze, food, exotic wimmenz, excuses to have a party, weird-but-cool clothing, cool art and music: yes.

Sexually mutilating women, cutting off people's heads, being fucking communists: no.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:08 AM (VikfB)

745 Test

Posted by: Joe Smith at November 11, 2020 12:08 AM (zmIA8)

746 664 I ave never seen a Mexican drink Corona beer.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae o

I have, they pour lime favored salt in it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 11, 2020 12:09 AM (7bcfy)

747 This is not AI but rather a dude with a lot of time on his hand and some mad skills. Dave Brubeck - Golden Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qs1J612nZs

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 11, 2020 12:09 AM (rt0xh)

748
Velveeta is definitely still around. One can of Rotel to a brick of Velveeta, game day nacho cheese.


That's my Alabama Heartstopper dip. Made that for the first Alabama game of the season for many years. It was tradition.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 11, 2020 12:09 AM (HaL55)

749
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:06 AM (+WWsf)

Hilarious but nothing like the real thing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 11, 2020 12:09 AM (7Y5nA)

750 now do not get me started on Somalia foods

---
Somalia has food?

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 12:10 AM (kOpft)

751 Some people are kinda snobby about their nachos, but I'll take Velveeta nachos over cheap and greasy "real" cheddar nachos made by someone who bought pre-shredded cheese on sale.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:11 AM (+WWsf)

752 24- hour diner

White Castle

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid ixnae on the atinlay at November 11, 2020 12:11 AM (n/szn)

753 I can feel my arteries snapping shut just thinking about it!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 11, 2020 12:02 AM (7Y5nA)

The Arizona Wilderness brewery/restaurant in Gilbert makes a "poutine" but it is sort of twee.

Somebody should open a "Canuck Chuck Cafe" in Mesa or AJ. Ought to get a lot of snowbird business in the winter months.

My cousin's late wife made Quebec-style tourtiere every Christmas. This is an incredibly rich meat pie, made from pork, and crazy good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 12:11 AM (gfndv)

754 In one of the other threads, many people were asking about the process if the election were to go to the House of Representatives. The way it works is that each state's delegation votes among themselves; the winner within each state would get one vote. If the delegation were tied, the state would be considered as abstaining. (It is unclear what would happen if one or more persons within a delegation were to abstain, and no one received a majority with that delegation.)

For example, per the latest Real Clear Politics scoreboard, California will have at least 42 Democratic Representatives and 8 Republicans. Three seats are undecided; let's assume they all go to the GOP (which currently leads in all three.) Their delegation would vote 42-11 for Biden. Biden would therefore get ONE vote in the overall House election.
South Dakota has one representative, who is Republican. He votes for Trump. Trump now gets ONE vote in the overall election.
RCP currently predicts that Pennsylvania will have nine representatives from each party. If all of them stick to their party's candidate, the delegation would produce a tie, and Pennsylvania would be considered an abstention in the overall election.
A majority of the states is required to win, so that makes 26 (DC sits this part out.) At least 2/3 of the states must have at least one member present to make up a quorum.
Per RCP, the current scores in state delegations:
AL: R 6-1
AK: RCP has not made a call, but the GOP leads by 26% with almost 59% in, so I feel safe in calling that one R 1-0.
AZ: 4-all, with one undecided: the D leads that one by over 3% with 95% in, so unless what we think about fraud there is true, probably D 5-4.
AR: R 4-0
CA: D 42-8, with 3 undecided (R's lead all three, although one of those leads is wafer-thin.)
CO: D 4-3
CT: D 5-0
DE: D 1-0
FL: R 16-11
GA: R 8-6
HI: D 2-0
ID: R 2-0
IL: D 12-5, with one undecided (D currently winning by less than 1%, with a recount possible.)
IN: R 7-2
IA: R 2-1, with one undecided (GOP leads by 40 votes with 11% to go.)
KS: R 3-1
KY: R 5-1
LA: R 5-1
ME: D 2-0
MD: D 7-1
MA: D 9-0
MI: 7-7 all (though will be interesting to see where the fraud investigation goes, with two D's winning by 15,000 and 11,000, respectively.)
MN: D 5-4
MS: R 3-1
MO: R 6-2
MT: R 1-0
NE: R 3-0
NV: D 3-1
NH: D 2-0
NJ: D 10-2
NM: D 2-1
NY: D 16-6, with 6 seats still up for grabs (if current totals hold, final score will be D 18-10)
NC: R 8-5
ND: R 1-0
OH: R 12-4
OK: R 5-0
OR: D 4-1
PA: 9-9 (although three D seats are in the range where fraud is a plausible difference-maker; one of those districts includes Northampton County, which is one of the counties named in the lawsuit.)
RI: D 2-0
SC: R 6-1
SD: R 1-0
TN: R 7-2
TX: R 23-13
UT: R 3-0, 1 undecided (GOP leads by 0.5% with 5% left to count.)
VT: D 1-0
VA: D 7-4
WA: D 6-3, 1 undecided (D's winning by 3.5 % with 3% left.)
WV: R 3-0
WI: R 5-3
WY: R 1-0

So the GOP currently has 26 sure votes, 27 if the last seat in IA comes through. The D's have 20 sure votes and probably 21 with AZ; two states are split, but if things are as rotten as we think, both could go R.

Posted by: Joe Smith at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (zmIA8)

755 Shark man at 192, I disagree with you on AZ. If the fraud is to get the spaceman in. Think about it - how often does a down-ballot race or initiative ever get more total votes than the main ticket?

Same with the WA gov race.

Posted by: Igotnothing at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (xf2hT)

756 ---
Somalia has food?

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 12:10 AM (kOpft)


Their chickens can outrun greyhounds.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (7Y5nA)

757 Do not buy Publix brand cheese under any circumstances. It melts into a greasy mess. So disgusting. Even Great Value brand from Walmart is better.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (4VafR)

758 479 Cicero I've never seen blazing saddles or animal house either.
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:12 PM (9UmRs)


clutch.

dude.

I'm so, so sorry.

It's not too late, you can find somewhere to see it. But Blazing Saddles, get the original, because you will see that Mel Brooks did such a great job of making racism look silly and stupid. With all the censorship today, the viewer misses half the show, the part where you think about it after it's over.

And Animal House. I think I cracked a rib laughing so hard. Possibly because it was close to my college years, minus the final scene where the future Senator John Blukarski drove away with his future wife, played by a then-current Playboy Playmate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (sy5kK)

759 Can you imagine how much fun Alice Cooper would be having with all this mask/quarantine stuff?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:13 AM (+fTAB)

760 548 They aren't limited to just one method. Remember, they've been doing this for generations.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2020 11:21 PM (8eSmR)

+1, All the best cheaters always have multiple methods.
Gaylord Perry in baseball, it was almost a game for the umps to catch him.
Reese and Schapiro in bridge, had probably 3 different signalling methods going at once, even if one was caught and tracked, they had plausible deniability

Posted by: But Trump Cheats at Golf! at November 11, 2020 12:13 AM (BBWrU)

761 My kids school has shut down in-school learning for at least two weeks starting tomorrow because a staff member tested positive. Not sick, just positive.Now back to worthless on-line learning


I was hoping maybe at least we could end the corona hoax now but no. We get those blithering idiots AND mask/shutdown theater, probably forever. This year had such promise and somehow ended up being an insane surreal dystopia.

Posted by: Ripley at November 11, 2020 12:14 AM (PTDkx)

762 731 Our "friends" at FoxNews say the Senate is 48D to 49R right now.

At the same time they say the Senate race is AK is 36%D vs 59%R, with 69% reporting.

But haven't called it. Because of course they haven't.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:04 AM (hOOi9)

Takes time to find and pay off a bush pilot to transport those "found" Biden votes

Of course there's NO evidence of fraud, that's what the Democrat Propaganda Division subsidiary Fox tells us

Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2020 12:14 AM (qAR6u)

763 Ok kiddies. Time to call it a night. Y'all have a good one.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 11, 2020 12:15 AM (4VafR)

764 have not figgured out a sarcastic American food comment to contrast against some of the other ethnic foods



now do not get me started on Somalia foods
Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 11, 2020 12:03 AM (GIeIM)


Ooh, then talk to Germans.

"No, please, continue drinking your coffee from a paper cup, no reason to not degrade yourself further"
"Ah, peanut butter, what do you have to get the taste out of my mouth afterwards?"
"that is an interesting way to cook pork chops. What do you intend to do with them when you are finished"
"So this is mustard. What do we do with this?"
"this is not chocolate"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 12:15 AM (WyVLE)

765 > AK: RCP has not made a call, but the GOP leads by 26% with almost 59% in, so I feel safe in calling that one R 1-0.

So do I.

Don Young is only gonna leave the House feet first, God bless him.

I'll bet your Congressman has never brandished an oosik at someone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:15 AM (VikfB)

766 Same with the WA gov race.
Posted by: Igotnothing at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (xf2hT)

What? I hadn't heard this.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 11, 2020 12:15 AM (KuT6N)

767 Bloomie is just pissed that he spent $100 million for NOTHING.
He invested huge money in select TX HR races to try to flip the TX Legislature. But after all that effort: NOTHING.
The TX HR, with a 150 members, is still 83 R-67 D.
YOU FAILED, MINI MIKE.
AGAIN.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 11:27 PM

But I made it all back when I knew the yuan crash was coming!

Posted by: Pays to be György's friend at November 11, 2020 12:15 AM (BBWrU)

768 One thing I noticed with my p as per vallot thus year - I didn't get a stub as a receipt

Posted by: vmom - FIGHT FOR AMERICA! FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 11, 2020 12:16 AM (nUhF0)

769 So the GOP currently has 26 sure votes, 27 if the last seat in IA comes through. The D's have 20 sure votes and probably 21 with AZ; two states are split, but if things are as rotten as we think, both could go R.
Posted by: Joe Smith at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (zmIA

++++

Which means we could have a few traitors and still win. No need for a one vote nail-biter.

Posted by: pmurT at November 11, 2020 12:16 AM (ojwvu)

770 Bloomie is just pissed that he spent $100 million for NOTHING.
He invested huge money in select TX HR races to try to flip the TX Legislature. But after all that effort: NOTHING.
The TX HR, with a 150 members, is still 83 R-67 D.
YOU FAILED, MINI MIKE.
AGAIN.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 10, 2020 11:27 PM

But I made it all back when I knew the yuan flashcrash was coming!

Posted by: Pays to be Gyorgy's friend at November 11, 2020 12:16 AM (BBWrU)

771 I'm still sometimes the only one not wearing a mask here in Phoenix in stores. Ugh. Retards. Ok all, manana.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 11, 2020 12:16 AM (7Y5nA)

772 OK, NY Post readers of the female species if you are currently experiencing difficulties and currently unaware of the specific location of your ... naughty bits, please contact me in private at your earliest convenience, I may prove to be of invaluable assistance. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 12:16 AM (pQrYJ)

773 759 Can you imagine how much fun Alice Cooper would be having with all this mask/quarantine stuff?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:13 AM (+fTAB)

-------

No

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 11, 2020 12:16 AM (wPVhA)

774 Evening everyone. Tomorrow is a day off for me, hope you all have a great day.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 11, 2020 12:17 AM (l9m7l)

775 Yup, me too. Good night, hordlings.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:17 AM (+WWsf)

776 > Takes time to find and pay off a bush pilot to transport those "found" Biden votes


Nonsense.

Alaska gives a very high level of scrutiny to both distribution and counting of absentee ballots. I went into the process earlier today.

There are a lot of them this year, and they're allowed to arrive several days after the election (provided that they are postmarked before).

Biden isn't going to "win" here.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:17 AM (VikfB)

777 forgot AOP was here, no offense

Canadian food snark was sorta easy.

have not figgured out a sarcastic American food comment to contrast against some of the other ethnic foods

now do not get me started on Somalia foods
Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 11, 2020 12:03 AM (GIeIM)

None taken. You know, really, it is hard to think of any characteristically "Canadian" food that is not just a specialty of one of the ethnic groups that make up the country. Saskatoon berry pie, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 12:18 AM (gfndv)

778 So, way off topic, but the wife seems pretty pervasive that I'll be buying a new to us, modern sporting rifle, and maybe a little something for her, lol.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 11, 2020 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)


Do it tomorrow if not sooner.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 11, 2020 12:19 AM (t+qrx)

779 Bonnies was a senseless death an end result of politicians who value their popularity, prestige, and next term by choosing not to acknowledge the severity of the crisis and not providing clear direction or leadership on handling the Covid-19 pandemic. Along with those politicians are the people who refuse to wear a mask, won't social distance or take any efforts to mitigate the transmission of this horrific disease.
-----

Local paid obit. Bonnie was 87

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 12:19 AM (pQrYJ)

780 But there are some classics that we all should see.

Gone With The Wind
Fantasia
Ben Hur (the Heston one)
Around The World In Eighty Days
2001, A Space Odyssey
Animal House
Blues Brothers
Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
Bullitt
Dirty Harry
A Fistful of Dollars
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2020 11:32 PM (gfndv)

That's quite an excellent list, AOP.
I have seen them all, except had to leave mid-show on Fantasia cuz my little bro was sick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:19 AM (sy5kK)

781 You're All Poison!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:20 AM (+fTAB)

782 > You know, really, it is hard to think of any characteristically "Canadian" food

Tim Horton's?

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:20 AM (VikfB)

783 Oh. My. God.

A guy named Duncan Lemp, who appears to be an anti-Israel right-wing nut, has been running a mobile wi-fi honeypot at Portland Antifa demonstrations for the last two months, and three hours ago released a hugely detailed graph of who has been communicating with whom at these demonstrations.

The two central figures in the communications graph is Olivia Katibi-Smith, who is an anti-Israel left-wing nut and is on the boards of Oregon CAIR and the Portland branch of Democratic Socialists of America, and her husband.

Olivia Katibi-Smith has already deleted her Twitter account.

Lots of anus-clenching in the Portland Left this evening.

https://twitter.com/Oto666Yamaguchi/
status/1326333020404506624

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2020 12:20 AM (I2/tG)

784 I like Velveeta on omelettes, egg sandwiches, burgers, hot dogs, grilled cheese and in dips.
I still look for it at Costco but can never find it anymore.

I am glad it is good and healthy. That is the kicker for me. I am also glad it melts well, I do not think I could have ever incorporated into my healthy lifestyle if i had to eat it cold or in a weird glob unless I took time to add butter and flour and all that.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:21 AM (7RzBN)

785 452 Hogmartin, I'm not sure if its an Asus4, but basically an Em one string closer to the floor.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix

Sorry I'm late. Asus2.

Posted by: Okie Infidel at November 11, 2020 12:21 AM (X6TO3)

786 At times like these you know what I think about? Where is that Hang On Sloopy Gal? Now that's something I wonder.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2020 12:23 AM (XhWtx)

787 > I could have ever incorporated into my healthy lifestyle if i had to eat it cold

I used to love Velveeta sandwiches as a kid.

Way better than Kraft American singles (I know, damning with faint praise).

That and putting a big slab of Velveeta on a slice of toast and putting it under the oven broiler.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:23 AM (VikfB)

788 ELP From the Beginning is a great song.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:24 AM (7RzBN)

789 754 In one of the other threads, many people were asking about the process if the election were to go to the House of Representatives.

And what if Nancy Pelosi Calvin-ball's the whole thing by refusing to seat R's in some critical States?

Posted by: Plan for every contingency at November 11, 2020 12:24 AM (BBWrU)

790 Telephone Is Ringing

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:24 AM (+fTAB)

791 Bonnies was a senseless death an end result of politicians who value their popularity, prestige, and next term by choosing not to acknowledge the severity of the crisis and not providing clear direction or leadership on handling the Covid-19 pandemic. Along with those politicians are the people who refuse to wear a mask, won't social distance or take any efforts to mitigate the transmission of this horrific disease.
-----

Local paid obit. Bonnie was 87
Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 12:19 AM (pQrYJ)

A respiratory illness, that, at worst, kills less than 2% of the most vulnerable age group in society, is a "horrific disease"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 12:25 AM (gfndv)

792 Along with those politicians are the people who refuse to wear a mas

COVID-19 cases are through the roof in places with mandatory masks.

Posted by: an inconvenient truth at November 11, 2020 12:25 AM (0zGlJ)

793 A guy named Duncan Lemp
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Pro NSDAP according to bio.

Still evidence is evidence. But expect "REEEE NAZI TRUMP SUPPORTER"

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 12:25 AM (kOpft)

794 > You know, really, it is hard to think of any characteristically "Canadian" food


welp, that was my attempted joke that augured into the internet ground ...



apparently shrimp on the barby can be fighting words in Australia


Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 11, 2020 12:26 AM (GIeIM)

795 755 Think about it - how often does a down-ballot race or initiative ever get more total votes than the main ticket?
Posted by: Igotnothing at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (xf2hT)

Supposedly 75000 MI voters left the President spot blank in 2016.
Likely a factual number (and not just scanning probs, cf Stein recount)
No idea how many voted on top, but not lower.

Posted by: Voters are sometimes weird at November 11, 2020 12:26 AM (BBWrU)

796 So the GOP currently has 26 sure votes, 27 if the last seat in IA comes through. The D's have 20 sure votes and probably 21 with AZ; two states are split, but if things are as rotten as we think, both could go R.
Posted by: Joe Smith at November 11, 2020 12:12 AM (zmIA


What makes you think the NEW House would be voting, instead of the CURRENT one? I don't think the new House takes office until 01JAN2021. This electing stuff would be right after the electoral college, which is mid-DEC.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:27 AM (hOOi9)

797 Wait, wasn't Duncan Lemp a guy who was shot to death by cops in a raid gone wrong in Maryland?

Posted by: radar at November 11, 2020 12:28 AM (b21uF)

798 Government something is always good. Cosmic

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:28 AM (+fTAB)

799 375 There was the Majestic here, but they have gone full Karen.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 10, 2020 10:55 PM (PUmDY)

Spent many an after night in the 80s having breakfast there

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 11, 2020 12:28 AM (rt0xh)

800 Pro NSDAP according to bio.

Still evidence is evidence. But expect "REEEE NAZI TRUMP SUPPORTER"


There is no question in my mind that he is Nazi scum, but data is data.

Pretty funny that the person he most severely implicated hates Israel as much as he does, but from a different political direction.

I certainly don't object to fratricide among my enemies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2020 12:29 AM (I2/tG)

801 Never been to a White Castle...
Posted by: Insomniac

But ya kinda like the music ?

Posted by: JT at November 11, 2020 12:30 AM (arJlL)

802 592 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

You've put a lot of effort into this. Thanks for breaking it down every night.
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:37 PM (9UmRs)


thanks, gotta admit that tonight I'm hitting the wall on all this corrupt shit. my mind goes into dark areas of what is next if the courts fail us. not for me, for all those m-effing thieves and traitors.
was talking with a couple of neighbors a few days ago, we are all over 29, and disgusted. one of them has more ammo than me, and we said that if things get sporty, we're all in the same squad and cover each other.
we decided that the name of our squad is "pink mist".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:30 AM (sy5kK)

803 New house votes for president if it goes to the house.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 11, 2020 12:30 AM (22mNy)

804 794 > You know, really, it is hard to think of any characteristically "Canadian" food

Poutine? Or is it too Quebecois, like Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Choice of Competitive Eaters at November 11, 2020 12:31 AM (BBWrU)

805
At this time in 2016, Democrats and Fake News launched their "faithless electors" gambit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 11, 2020 12:31 AM (BJH2j)

806 Tucker caved. Sad to see.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 11, 2020 12:31 AM (22mNy)

807 New house votes for president if it goes to the house.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 11, 2020 12:30 AM (22mNy)


In JANUARY? When the new POTUS takes office on 20JAN?

I guess I see the logic, but sheesh!

Maybe that dates back to when POTUS took office in March.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:32 AM (hOOi9)

808 Tucker caved. Sad to see.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 11, 2020 12:31 AM (22mNy)


I've heard that, but I've watched, and don't see that.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:33 AM (hOOi9)

809 New house votes for president if it goes to the house.

Meet the new house.

Posted by: Horatio Caine at November 11, 2020 12:33 AM (0zGlJ)

810 Yeah the timing is tight but the new house is the house that votes for pres if it comes to it.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 11, 2020 12:34 AM (22mNy)

811 At this time in 2016, Democrats and Fake News launched their "faithless electors" gambit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 11, 2020 12:31 AM (BJH2j)


It's pretty funny that Hillary got more than Trump.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:34 AM (hOOi9)

812 data is data

The hilarious thing is that Portland Antifa is very proud of their OPSEC - "We use Telegram! We use Signal! They're encrypted!".

That does nothing to defeat traffic analysis, which is what this guy was doing - he wasn't trying to read the messages - he was just finding out who was communicating with whom.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2020 12:35 AM (I2/tG)

813 The House vote is immediately after the Electoral College votes are opened before a joint session of Congress in the first week of January.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 11, 2020 12:35 AM (jK8Z7)

814 > What makes you think the NEW House would be voting, instead of the CURRENT one?

The new Congress begins January 3. The report of the Electoral College occurs January 6.

This was different before the 20th Amendment. Back then, the *outgoing* House chose.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:35 AM (VikfB)

815 @789: "And what if Nancy Pelosi Calvin-ball's the whole thing by refusing to seat R's in some critical States?"

SCOTUS ruled in 1969 that the House can not exclude "duly elected" members, only expel them by a two-thirds vote after the fact. It gets a little messy if a representative's home state refuses to certify an election, but that's outta Pelosi's hands. Again, she's basically a glorified master of ceremonies when it comes down to Constitutional procedures, and has very little, if any, latitude to game the system.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:35 AM (+WWsf)

816 Senate votes for VP. So there is a chance small as it is that Trump could be president with a Kamala VP. That would be the most epic way for the 2020 election to end.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 11, 2020 12:36 AM (22mNy)

817 Velveeta makes an easy and decent Mac and cheese. A little milk to thin it out a bit, add jalapenos and bacon bits. Simple and pretty good.

If I ever fake my way onto Chopped, I plan to put all their weird shit on hot dogs and melt velveeta into it somewhere.

Judges, I have prepared for you a hot dog with all that stuff from the basket on it. Enjoy!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:37 AM (7RzBN)

818 614 Mexican food in Mexico is pretty shitty.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 10, 2020 11:41 PM (22mNy)


then you are eating at the wrong restaurants.

Cabo has some of the best seafood I've ever eaten in my life. And I'm a Seattle native, better than half-assed fisherman, and going tomorrow to be with my brother on his boat for the late season Dungeness crab season.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:37 AM (sy5kK)

819 731 Our "friends" at FoxNews say the Senate is 48D to 49R right now.
At the same time they say the Senate race is AK is 36%D vs 59%R, with 69% reporting.
But haven't called it. Because of course they haven't.
Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:04 AM (hOOi9)


So does that mean that only 69% of the votes have been counted for the presidential race as well?

Because if they are done counting the one and not the other, something is very, very wrong.

And you just KNOW that there is going to be a TON of fraud in the Georgia senatorial races.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 11, 2020 12:37 AM (SRRAx)

820 Someone upthread mentioned the Arlington Diner - have not eaten there in decades, but still remember the buckwheat pancakes. Now just down the road a piece and on the other side of the Passaic River, you had Tops, where the best corned beef hash can be had...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 11, 2020 12:37 AM (5WpEK)

821 > but that's outta Pelosi's hands

I think she is very, very unlikely to be the Speaker next time.

AOC is even less likely.

My money would be on Schiff-for-Brains. He's been angling for it. I wouldn't stake a lot on that prediction, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:38 AM (VikfB)

822 Poutine? Or is it too Quebecois, like Maple Syrup?
Posted by: Choice of Competitive Eaters at November 11, 2020 12:31 AM (BBWrU)

I mentioned that up-thread, as being perhaps the best example of a uniquely "Canadian" popular dish. And really, it's acceptance into the western Canadian market has only been in the last 30 years or so. I had never heard of it as a teenager.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 12:38 AM (gfndv)

823 759 Would be? Alice Cooper is still alive, he does a lot of charity work in the Phoenix area. I think he also hosts a deep cuts radio show. He's still a cool dude. (We have two cats... Alice and Cooper.)

Posted by: quietI at November 11, 2020 12:39 AM (T0lUe)

824 > So does that mean that only 69% of the votes have been counted for the presidential race as well?


That is correct.

Don't worry. Saddam Hussein would win Alaska before Gun Grabber Biden.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:39 AM (VikfB)

825 @807: "Maybe that dates back to when POTUS took office in March."

Funny, but you've got it backwards!

Before the 20th amendment, which moved federal inauguration dates, the old outgoing House voted for President in contingent elections, but nowadays, it would be the new incoming House.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:39 AM (+WWsf)

826 @Igotnothing, I was an election judge in 2008. 3300 voters in my precinct and all the R's on the ticket got about 3p0 more votes than McCain. They didn't vote for Obama - they wèe just R's who couldn't do it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 11, 2020 12:40 AM (jK8Z7)

827 I loved buckwheat pancakes, I always loved the way the buckwheat flour would foam up overnight in the starter.

One of the best tricks for improving mac and cheese is to dice up a can of spam and mix it in just before serving. That is food that sticks to you ribs.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 12:41 AM (WyVLE)

828 How great would it be to be in Alice Cooper's band?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:42 AM (+fTAB)

829 If I am remembering correctly, part of what Trump has is affidavits from some of those people on the voter rolls saying they did not request a ballot and did not vote (so if a ballot was submitted from them it was fraudulent).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 10, 2020 11:42 PM (946rW)


yes, redbanzai, this too. in addition to everything else.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:43 AM (sy5kK)

830 > One of the best tricks for improving mac and cheese is to dice up a can of spam and mix it in just before serving.

Hamburger is also good in there, with plenty of basil, pepper and garlic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:43 AM (VikfB)

831 Would be? Alice Cooper is still alive, he does a lot of charity work in the Phoenix area. I think he also hosts a deep cuts radio show. He's still a cool dude. (We have two cats... Alice and Cooper.)
Posted by: quietI at November 11, 2020 12:39 AM (T0lUe)

I saw him on TV this week, on the Counting Cars show on History Channel. He has taken his 1963 Avanti into Count's Customs in Las Vegas for a makeover. He got a lot of screen time, him and Danny going through the collection.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 12:44 AM (gfndv)

832 Mmm. Spam and deviled ham sandwiches.
Gotta slice it thin and go easy on that potted meat, but what a cheap delicacy if the proportions are right.

Do not buy generic Spam, by the way. Now THT shit is nasty.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:44 AM (7RzBN)

833 @821: "I wouldn't stake a lot on that prediction, though."

Dem caucus won't dump Pelosi for a white man like Schiff, not unless she herself picked a successor in exchange for resignation, and she'd go with Hoyer. Clyburn would probably get the speakership in a coup, but again, Pelosi hasn't survived this long without knowing how to buy off rebels with committee memberships, better fundraising, transferring more experienced staffers, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:44 AM (+WWsf)

834 Funny, but you've got it backwards!

Before the 20th amendment, which moved federal inauguration dates, the old outgoing House voted for President in contingent elections, but nowadays, it would be the new incoming House.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:39 AM (+WWsf)



Sounds kind of crazy, after what happened in 1800.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:44 AM (hOOi9)

835 SCOTUS ruled in 1969 that the House can not exclude "duly elected" members,
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:35 AM (+WWsf)

Not sure this is a real problem for the Calvin-ballers.
Just have some Dem losers file notice of contest (within 30 days of certification).

Posted by: No substantive standards at November 11, 2020 12:45 AM (BBWrU)

836 One of the best tricks for improving mac and cheese is to dice up a can of spam and mix it in just before serving. That is food that sticks to you ribs.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 12:41 AM (WyVLE)

I posted the "recipe" for Peon's "augmented" mac and cheese on the Food Thread, Sunday. Will not repeat it here. Basically, you ignore the instructions on the box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 12:46 AM (gfndv)

837 OK Hordelings, time to check out.

Things are definitely looking up for the good guys in this election. Confidence is high.

Don't burn the place down, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 11, 2020 12:46 AM (HaL55)

838 'Transition delay hampers Bidens virus response'....hey asshole...you don't get to do doodly squat till January anyways

Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 11, 2020 12:47 AM (SxBH1)

839 I will try the hamburger, basil and garlic Mac and cheese thing. Sounds like it is up my alley.

I like spam or diced ham in it from time to time. With a lot of a good hot sauce too.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:47 AM (7RzBN)

840 So, it's occurred to me.

The Left has regressed from wanting to relive Vietnam endlessly, to wanting to relive WW2 endlessly.

Posted by: Allie at November 11, 2020 12:48 AM (vmRc0)

841 Never been to a White Castle...
Posted by: Insomniac
But ya kinda like the music ?
Posted by: JT

Butt tuba?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 11, 2020 12:48 AM (/pxD/)

842 > Dem caucus won't dump Pelosi for a white man like Schiff

Did you see the leaked transcript of their conference call the other day?

Neither Nancy nor AOC are overly popular with their fellow Dems right now.

Nancy bugged out when she started taking flak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:48 AM (VikfB)

843 Later BackwardsBoy.
Have a good day tomorrow.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:48 AM (7RzBN)

844 Queen as titular head of State.

The "titular" head of state, eh?

What do they call it when you have a King?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Testicular

Posted by: JT at November 11, 2020 12:48 AM (arJlL)

845 In the morning we will have homemade hashbrowns, eggs, and biskits. Then for dinner porksteaks with mushroom gravy, rice, purplehull peas, stewed okra, and cornbread. This is how Christian warriors celebrate Wednesday in Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2020 12:48 AM (XhWtx)

846 was talking with a couple of neighbors a few days
ago, we are all over 29, and disgusted. one of them has more ammo than
me, and we said that if things get sporty, we're all in the same squad
and cover each other.

we decided that the name of our squad is "pink mist".





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:30 AM (sy5kK)

Hell patrol. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2020 12:48 AM (9Om/r)

847 Tucker caved. Sad to see.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 11, 2020 12:31 AM (22mNy)





I've heard that, but I've watched, and don't see that.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:33 AM (hOOi9)

Me, neither. Tucker's show tonight was review of Defund the Police, among other things offering some variety with the fraud dump on Hannity. Tucker's still pushing the point that the fraud is real and that it needs to be looked into, and tomorrow's show is going to focus on it.
One of his covid guests felt a need to comment about how he and everyone else expects Joe to be installed in ten weeks' time, and Tucker didn't derail the interview to argue the point, maybe that's what's being reported.

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 12:49 AM (kOpft)

848 "It should be made a criminal offence to spread anti-vaxx myths and the public should report offenders, the Royal Society and British Academy have said amid concerns that baseless fears over a coronavirus vaccine will damage uptake."

Heh, unless it's a "Trump vaccine" of course, fine to be anti- those.

Posted by: And what ever happen to Putin's Sputnik V at November 11, 2020 12:49 AM (BBWrU)

849 836 One of the best tricks for improving mac and cheese is to dice up a can of spam and mix it in just before serving. That is food that sticks to you ribs.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 12:41 AM (WyVLE)

I posted the "recipe" for Peon's "augmented" mac and cheese on the Food Thread, Sunday. Will not repeat it here. Basically, you ignore the instructions on the box.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 12:46 AM (gfndv)

I like to put Sausage in my mac-and-cheese. I also use 3 different types of cheese.

Posted by: Allie at November 11, 2020 12:49 AM (vmRc0)

850 Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2020 12:20 AM (I2/tG)

Account is already suspended. Was it his account, or someone tweeting about it?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 11, 2020 12:50 AM (7C3SD)

851 I got the horde cook book a few years ago when I got a few for gifts. Lost mine during a move. I will have to get another one.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:50 AM (7RzBN)

852 Bacon in Mac and Cheese is always a winner.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 12:51 AM (8/wA5)

853 @842: "Nancy bugged out when she started taking flak."

I read the leaks, but Pelosi was (is) the first female Speaker of the House, and her party wasn't able to push her out as Minority Leader when she lost five straight elections between '10 and '18. I doubt they're suddenly gonna give up on her now.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 11, 2020 12:52 AM (+WWsf)

854 Mmm. Mushroom gravy.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:52 AM (7RzBN)

855
Bomb shelter episode of Twilight Zone is playing on MeTV right now. Nearly the end, when they're about to break the door down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2020 12:52 AM (rCwaK)

856 2020 headline:
Danish PM apologizes after illegal cull order of entire mink population over Covid outbreaks

Posted by: Yes, it's all on my B-I-N-G-O card! at November 11, 2020 12:52 AM (BBWrU)

857 One of his covid guests felt a need to comment about how he and everyone else expects Joe to be installed in ten weeks' time, and Tucker didn't derail the interview to argue the point, maybe that's what's being reported.
Posted by: Methos

That was my take as well. That Berenson guy was getting pretty irritating, said it 2 or 3 times.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 11, 2020 12:52 AM (/pxD/)

858 Good night horde.
See you tomorrow.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 11, 2020 12:53 AM (7RzBN)

859 661 Monroe County. Paper ballots
Posted by: clutch at November 10, 2020 11:47 PM (9UmRs)

Paper ballots, optically read, right? You feed it into the machine and it increments the 'valid' counter? That's how Ingham does it.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:49 PM (t+qrx)


Right, and then Scorecard magically flips some of the Trump votes to Biden votes after the counting has started, randomly. It was connected with the Dominion counting machine. A new nugget I heard here is that the bigger the red county, the more votes percentage wise magically flipped. Blue counties, less so. Guessing they wanted to keep the vote stealing in Blue counties on the down low. And they needed to steal a lot of votes after the Tuesday night counting was done, which is why they kept the Tuesday night Scorecard count down.
But Trump got so many votes, up to 150,000 flipped votes in some states had to generate paper ballots as well. Hence the massive number of only a Biden vote with no down ballot votes. They only had so much time to cheat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:53 AM (sy5kK)

860 Account is already suspended. Was it his account, or someone tweeting about it?

Twitter just suspended it.

I did download his communications graph before Twitter nuked it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2020 12:53 AM (I2/tG)

861 Canada has good gravy? Lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:53 AM (+fTAB)

862 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:54 AM (VikfB)

863 I should have mentioned this before, but Sidney Powell also said:

"It needs a much more vigorous effort than I see being done today." [Which is frightening.]

She started a web site for people who want to donate money:

defendingtherepublic.org

Another point made on Lou Dobbs was that GA needs a "forensic audit", not just an audit. [Personally, that sounds like it would take too long, and the crooked software (or hardware) they're looking for might not even be on there - it could have been across the Internet, or erased itself.]

She seems really overwhelmed - there are THOUSANDS of incident reports to deal with, and it's a lot of work to vet them, and turn them all into affidavits for court.


ALSO
====

Lou and another guest introduced a site that explores the cyber angle to this. Many of us here might find it interesting/useful:

everylegalvote.com

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:56 AM (hOOi9)

864 The first time I ever encountered Kraft Mac n Cheese, when some guy at the university res whipped up a batch in the common room late one night, I thought the place was under chemical attack.

The horror.

Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 12:57 AM (0zGlJ)

865 ..Senate votes for VP. So there is a chance small as it is that Trump could be president with a Kamala VP. That would be the most epic way for the 2020 election to end.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 11, 2020 12:36 AM (22mNy)



More amusing is the four years she spends "in" the 2nd Trump Administration.

And she is given NO V.P. duties. NO National Security Briefings. NO Cabinet meetings. MINIMAL V.P. Staff. NO "press availabilities".

Not even any overseas trips to be all V.P. at some Somali Warlord's funeral.

NOTHING.

A complete freeze-out.

Damn, and you thought the Vice Presidency wasn't worth a warm bucket of spit?

I give you the FROZEN bucket of spit!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 12:58 AM (QzJWU)

866 Optimizer, you shilling for her?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:58 AM (+fTAB)

867 I don't know who thought those sidebar ads that jump down when you scroll down were a good idea but I hateses them.

Evening roonz and roonettez, what's happening?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 11, 2020 12:59 AM (CcOog)

868 Two new marsupial species found in Australia (cousins of flying ones), Scientists all tell us this is "good news" for biodiversity. Of course, if they die off, it's Climate Change.

Posted by: Glider Possum at November 11, 2020 12:59 AM (BBWrU)

869 722 Left Coast, I heard Beth's had to shut down, at least temporarily. FB, so, grain of salt.

If you do FB, you should follow the page "safe seattle" if you don't already.
Posted by: funsize at November 11, 2020 12:01 AM (EiPf6)

funsize, I don't do FB. I do have a fake account, and a buddy is friends with Little LCD, so I can see what he is up to if I want. But Little LCD hasn't posted anything in many months, or so he told me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:59 AM (sy5kK)

870 Olivia Katibi-Smith has just created a new empty Twitter account.

The communications graph was just fascinating - a lot of prominent Portland Leftists who aren't normally associated with Antifa rioting were central to communications.

Katibi-Smith, in particular, is pretty prominent locally in Leftist politics, and did admit to going to demonstrations occasionally, but no sort of leader.

She appears to have been the central coordinator for Antifa riots in Portland over the last couple of months. I wonder who her funding sources are.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2020 12:59 AM (I2/tG)

871 Two new marsupial species found in Australia (cousins of flying ones), Scientists all tell us this is "good news" for biodiversity. Of course, if they die off, it's Climate Change.
Posted by: Glider Possum at November 11, 2020 12:59 AM (BBWrU)

Today Australia, tomorrow, the world!

Posted by: Rocket Wombat at November 11, 2020 01:01 AM (gfndv)

872 711 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 10, 2020 11:57 PM (sy5kK)

Sounds like an incredible place Dawg but hash brown are an abomination from Satan.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2020 11:59 PM (7Y5nA)

Well, since you are a meat eater, I get it.....

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 01:01 AM (sy5kK)

873 > 'Transition delay hampers Biden's virus response'.

Right up there with Brian Williams:
TRUMP ESCALATES FIGHT TO RESIST CONCEDING TO BIDEN

Posted by: Wait, I thought #Resistance was good? at November 11, 2020 01:02 AM (BBWrU)

874 Hey I'm back. Was doing some work on a bookshelf.

Re Waffle House: would it be safe to assume they have a kick-ass country fried steak dinner?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2020 01:02 AM (L2ZTs)

875 Right, and then Scorecard magically flips some of the Trump votes to Biden votes after the counting has started, randomly. It was connected with the Dominion counting machine. A new nugget I heard here is that the bigger the red county, the more votes percentage wise magically flipped. Blue counties, less so. Guessing they wanted to keep the vote stealing in Blue counties on the down low. And they needed to steal a lot of votes after the Tuesday night counting was done, which is why they kept the Tuesday night Scorecard count down.
But Trump got so many votes, up to 150,000 flipped votes in some states had to generate paper ballots as well. Hence the massive number of only a Biden vote with no down ballot votes. They only had so much time to cheat.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 12:53 AM (sy5kK)


That makes sense, but then why are we picking up cases where the vote count for Trump goes way down, while that for Biden goes up by the same amount at the same time? You wouldn't see that it if was just a random vote here or there.

But I would suggest that the reason they would do a lower percentage in Blue counties is that they want it to stay unnoticed, and THAT'S where they planned to pile on the fraudulent paper votes. The two types of fraud - done together - might be too noticeable.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:03 AM (hOOi9)

876 It's mushroom gravy for goodness sakes. Muhroooms, onions sauteed in bacon grease (sanctioned by GOD Himself), then used to smother porksteaks. Then, if one is so inclined, spread over rice. Or...if one is....dietecally correct in all respects. put the purplehulled peas on the rice, and then the stewed okra. When this happens, the angels will sing, the heavens will shower blessings on mankind, and we will have warm fuzzies all around. Or something.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2020 01:03 AM (XhWtx)

877 Well, since you are a meat eater, I get it.....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 01:01 AM (sy5kK)

Hash browns, made from Cleveland Browns, ought to be OK on his menu.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 01:03 AM (gfndv)

878 MH, picture at top approximates Japanese paintings with all the surf/foam I've always wondered about.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 01:03 AM (+fTAB)

879 Flying marsupials? Who authorized that? The whole point of making that place an island was to keep all the dangerous fauna isolated with criminals!

Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 01:04 AM (0zGlJ)

880 Or clouds.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 01:05 AM (+fTAB)

881 Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2020 12:59 AM (I2/tG)

I sure hope this info finds it's way into useful hands.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 11, 2020 01:06 AM (7C3SD)

882 Anyone else notice Bidin' is using a ridiculous, bogus "Office of the President-Elect" seal like Zero did?

What a joke.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 01:07 AM (oZuI0)

883 Transition delay hampers Biden's virus response

Pretty sure my local propaganda network told me that sponge-for-brains has already hectored everyone about wearing a mask.

Been pretty useful in Colorado. California. Ontario. France. Germany. UK. Czech Republic. Never mind their record COVID-19 cases. Masks! We're doing something! Can't you see!

Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 01:08 AM (0zGlJ)

884 Optimizer, you shilling for her?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:58 AM (+fTAB)


I guess you could say I'm a fan, if that's what you mean. She's the only one on the Big Stage talking about Scorecard, and she's on the front lines trying to save this Republic - she's on the Trump campaign legal team. She said many of the lawyers in her firm are volunteering their time.

If she's worried that they're not doing enough, we should ALL worry.

People on here are looking to help, so that's an option.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:09 AM (hOOi9)

885 "More than 20,000 absentee ballots in Pennsylvania have impossible return dates and another more than 80,000 have return dates that raise questions, according to a researcher's analysis of the state's voter database."

https://tinyurl.com/Heres-My-Shocked-Face

Posted by: Sharkman at November 11, 2020 01:11 AM (Y8hUQ)

886 Anyone else notice Bidin' is using a ridiculous, bogus "Office of the President-Elect" seal like Zero did?

You and me both. Hilarious.

He hasn't been allowed to use Barky's "seal", though.

Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 01:11 AM (0zGlJ)

887 Midnight. This is my personal best. I' d like to thank my personal trainers, my nutritional advisors, my life coaches, my caddie, my accupuncturist, my blowj, massage therapist, and my guru. My ass is relaxed and a person like me, in this condition needs to be in bed. Or watching MST.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2020 01:12 AM (XhWtx)

888 Anyone else notice Bidin' is using a ridiculous, bogus "Office of the President-Elect" seal like Zero did?

What a joke.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 01:07 AM (oZuI0)


Yeah. I was trying to remember if Trump followed suit. I hope not. It's just embarrassing. There IS no such office, and it's especially sad for Biden, since he isn't even the POTUS-elect.

It was a product of "Zero's" over-the-top narcissism.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:13 AM (hOOi9)

889 Behold the marsupial bat!

Sure, it can fly, and all that.

Has a pouch for its young,

But none for its dung,

When it flies overhead, you get shat!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 01:14 AM (gfndv)

890 Been pretty useful in Colorado. California. Ontario.
France. Germany. UK. Czech Republic. Never mind their record COVID-19
cases. Masks! We're doing something! Can't you see!
Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 01:08 AM (0zGlJ)


The rumor is that Oregon Governor Kate Brown is in hiding, fearing she will be assassinated.

I suspect a combination of pot and Benzodiazepine is causing this.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 01:15 AM (WyVLE)

891 The rumor is that Oregon Governor Kate Brown is in hiding, fearing she will be assassinated.




Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2020 01:15 AM (WyVLE)

Can't say that I blame her. She created and then emboldened her monster.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 11, 2020 01:18 AM (KnJdm)

892 Re Waffle House: would it be safe to assume they have a kick-ass country fried steak dinner?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2020 01:02 AM (L2ZTs)

There was one right outside the hotel during the texas MoMe. Damn, you couldn't get an Ethiopian to eat there. it was pretty nasty. Not how I remember them, but this one was not good. The eggs tasted like they fried them in soap.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2020 01:19 AM (9Om/r)

893 Intellectually, of course - in polite circles, we're not supposed to like Velveeta. But I have found for anything melty, even if you're using fancy cheeses, incorporating a little bit or even a lot of bit will not be unwelcome and improve the flow.

Mac and cheeze is EZ, it will nuke you with a carb moab, but is tasty. Make a roux with butter and flour, milk gravy lots of cayenne and pepper. Then melt in velveeta, cheddar, a little mozz or pepper jack is good, even parm. Way, way better than anything oit of a box. For true arteriosclerotic nirvana, add a can of Chili.

A nice add on, and works for chicken and rice too, when fully done mix up a cup of bread crumbs, melted butter and your favorite spices. Spread on top of the mac and cheese and place under broiler for a few minutes until nicely browned and toasted.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 01:19 AM (pQrYJ)

894 Speaking of mushrooms, I need to go chantrells hunting

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 11, 2020 01:20 AM (OpkeL)

895 Berserker, next time hopefully the location will be next to a better location :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2020 01:21 AM (L2ZTs)

896 "More than 20,000 absentee ballots in Pennsylvania have impossible return dates and another more than 80,000 have return dates that raise questions, according to a researcher's analysis of the state's voter database."

https://tinyurl.com/Heres-My-Shocked-Face

Posted by: Sharkman at November 11, 2020 01:11 AM (Y8hUQ)


You must be a Republican! You don't believe in time travel!! Science is the Truth and the Light, you rube!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:21 AM (hOOi9)

897 "Beheaded in Mozambique" sounds like a They Might Be Giants or Zappa tune.

Posted by: InCali at November 11, 2020 01:21 AM (9AFWN)

898 you and me both. Hilarious.
He hasn't been allowed to use Barky's "seal", though.
Posted by: spindrift

Only Reggie's "walrus" can use Barry's "seal"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 11, 2020 01:21 AM (/pxD/)

899 Intellectually, of course - in polite circles, we're not supposed to like Velveeta. ...
Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 01:19 AM (pQrYJ)


Probably makes for an Uncommon Tater, too! Yum!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:24 AM (hOOi9)

900 I'm gonna check out. Thanks for the chat tonight, everyone.

Before I leave though, wanted to ask: has anyone here tried the Bing Cherry energy drink? I wanna get some from Amazon, I think it looks tasty, but don't wanna buy if it's not good. Thanks in advance and I'll be checking in on my phone later tonight to see if anyone has any info.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2020 01:25 AM (L2ZTs)

901
I expect a Fake News spectacle today for the fake president-elect as he performs a Veterans Day publicity stunt in an attempt to seem presidential.

On the other hand, I expect the Fake News to ignore what our real president, President Trump, does today in rememberance for Veterans. And I suspect the Fake News to repeat the "losers and suckers" hoax, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 11, 2020 01:25 AM (BJH2j)

902 "Beheaded in Mozambique" sounds like a They Might Be Giants or Zappa tune.
Posted by: InCali at November 11, 2020 01:21 AM (9AFWN)

Or this:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=wRWCK9zGynA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 01:26 AM (gfndv)

903 Only Reggie's "walrus" can use Barry's "seal"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 11, 2020 01:21 AM

Seal ain't what it used to be, either!

Posted by: R. Love at November 11, 2020 01:26 AM (ufFY8)

904 Seal ain't what it used to be, either!

Posted by: R. Love at November 11, 2020 01:26 AM (ufFY

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Heidi Klum at November 11, 2020 01:28 AM (oZuI0)

905
No, Waffle House doesn't do country-fried steak, at least currently.

And I can't believe there's a bad Waffle House, especially in Texas.

Cracker Barrel does a pretty good country fried steak. Sawmill gravy completes it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2020 01:31 AM (rCwaK)

906 Optimizer - for an Idaho spud I used to like to chop up some onion, and then mix up and whip equal parts of warm velveeta, softened (cold) butter, and sour cream*. I still do, but I used to, to.

*NO, you are hereby enjoined by all 50 states and territories and posessions, from substituting "fat free yogurt" for the sour cream. It won't be "just as good" and your 4 year old actually said "this sucks" under his breath.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 01:33 AM (pQrYJ)

907 Btw, the South has the answer to poutine -- debris fries.

(come to think of it, it uses the leftovers from a roast beef poboy , a Cajun invention... )

So. You take french fries, and smother them in the debris -- roast beef bits and gravy from poboy meat.

The poboy itself was originally a "debris" product. Po is short for poor. Dump the debris on halved french bread, and viola, a poboy. Cheap, greasy, tasty.

Waste not want not.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2020 01:33 AM (F0YaR)

908 Well, it's 11:30 here, and I am getting sleepy. Going to be another snowblower day tomorrow, like it was today. Got the usual areas cleared, and the snowblower, with its new auger drive idler installed, worked perfectly. But it is continuing to snow, and snow is drifting in the usual places, typically the lee side of obstacles, like parked vehicles.

Have a good one, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2020 01:33 AM (gfndv)

909 SPECIAL MEETING: The Allegheny County Board of Elections has voted to count more than 2,000 ballots without dates. https://tinyurl.com/yye6n3y8

Good thing they totally have discretion to ignore the Legislature.

The only agenda item during the special Board of Elections meeting on Tuesday was about counting 2,349 ballots without dates. Those ballots were otherwise completed properly, enclosed in both the return and secrecy envelopes, and postmarked by Nov. 3.

The board passed the motion to count them two to one.

"What we have here is essentially a technicality that we don't want voters to get disenfranchised with," said Allegheny County solicitor Andy Szefi.


PA Stat. 3146.6 / 3150.16 (Act 77, Section 1306a) ... The elector shall then fill out, date and sign the declaration printed on such envelope. [emphasis added]

Posted by: Isn't that SPECIAL? at November 11, 2020 01:34 AM (BBWrU)

910 And I can't believe there's a bad Waffle House, especially in Texas.

Berserker may have been spoiled by prior ingestion of large quantities of 'ette-prepared bacon.

Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 01:34 AM (0zGlJ)

911 What makes you think the NEW House would be voting,
instead of the CURRENT one? I don't think the new House takes office
until 01JAN2021. This electing stuff would be right after the electoral
college, which is mid-DEC.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 12:27 AM (hOOi9)

I am pretty sure 26 delegations are controlled by Rs right now and 24 by the Ds.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 11, 2020 01:35 AM (946rW)

912 Me, neither. Tucker's show tonight was review of Defund the Police, among other things offering some variety with the fraud dump on Hannity. Tucker's still pushing the point that the fraud is real and that it needs to be looked into, and tomorrow's show is going to focus on it.

One of his covid guests felt a need to comment about how he and everyone else expects Joe to be installed in ten weeks' time, and Tucker didn't derail the interview to argue the point, maybe that's what's being reported.
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 12:49 AM (kOpft)


Yeah, I've seen that guy before, and I think one of the points about having him is that he's a Lefty but doesn't go along with the Lefty dogma on COVID. Unsavory to have him say something so offensive, but that's how they are - they live in such a bubble, they think everybody agrees with them.

20 minutes on "Defund the Police" seemed rather odd. He made some gratifying points, but I'd bet there's conflict going on behind the scenes, that made it so they had to fill time in a hurry. Everybody else (Hannity, Ingraham) is doing stuff on the big issue of the day - POTUS Election Fraud - and poor Tucker has to grumble about having to turn in his homework tomorrow.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:36 AM (hOOi9)

913 Poison is a great song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 01:36 AM (+fTAB)

914 And I can't believe there's a bad Waffle House, especially in Texas.

Cracker Barrel does a pretty good country fried steak. Sawmill gravy completes it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2020 01:31 AM (rCwaK)


It depends on the cook. Got a crappy order of hash browns the other night at WH. As to Cracker Barrel, they are off my goto list.

Haven't been there in a few years. The corporate beancounters have killed CB for me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2020 01:37 AM (F0YaR)

915 Biden is now up to 50.8% of the popular vote, topping Reagan's 50.7% in 1980. This is the highest percentage for a challenger since FDR in 1932!

Posted by: More useless facts from MSM barnacles at November 11, 2020 01:38 AM (BBWrU)

916 I am pretty sure 26 delegations are controlled by Rs right now and 24 by the Ds.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 11, 2020 01:35 AM (946rW)


It just seemed like a lot or work to go through for what I thought should be nothing, but they say I've got it wrong. I think it hasn't happened since John Quincy Adams, which is before my time (and I guess things have changed a little since then).

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:40 AM (hOOi9)

917 Biden is now up to 50.8% of the popular vote, topping Reagan's 50.7% in 1980. This is the highest percentage for a challenger since FDR in 1932!
Posted by: More useless facts from MSM barnacles at November 11, 2020 01:38 AM (BBWrU)


Reagan didn't have Scorecard.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:41 AM (hOOi9)

918
I've had bad service once in a while at various WHs, but the food was never really bad, and yes, some cooks are much better than others.

Here at the Ft. Inn Waffle House, there is one cook Miley dubbed the "grillmeister". She was impressed with his hash brown technique, and says he makes some of the best hamburgers she's had. The trick is to go when the grillmeister is one duty, which varies.

The Cracker Barrels around here are still pretty good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2020 01:43 AM (rCwaK)

919 Lateral flow test (for COVID) by the British Army in the City of Liverpool:
Big waste of taxpayer money? No!

New tests are far more reliable than the shonky PCR test and the Army are much less likely to ignore the protocols stipulated by the manufacturers. Good news, in fact Brilliant News, because it reveals just how few cases there actually are in Liverpool. Practically none, in fact!

"Astonishingly, this new test has only found 162 positives after testing 23,170 people, which is only 0.7%. These are almost certainly all false positives. Tests rarely ever manage a false positive rate lower than this. The army has demonstrated, accidentally, that there is no remaining Covid in Liverpool."

Posted by: PCR gave 2.2%, Army got 0.7% at November 11, 2020 01:43 AM (BBWrU)

920 Rudy says new suit/filing in MI tomorrow, to invalidate "100s of thousands of fraudulent ballots in the Western District of Michigan", and that we will be "shocked".

OK, not so sure about that last bit, but, interesting.

Hard to make heads/tails of the NV stuff, but it sounds as bad as Wayne County or Phila, if not worse. No observers (thing that would be game over right there), claims that 100s of thousands of ballots subjected to no signature verification at all, and 200K to "tuned down" inadequate machine screening.

It doesn't seem like hyperbole to say that if this stuff is not rooted out and punished (by failing to steal an election, biggest part of the punishment) this time, we're in free-fall.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 01:45 AM (OTzUX)

921 Waffle House cooks all of their food, right there on the grill, in your direct view.

Cracker Barrel is Golden Corral with better manners.

Yeah, they cook some stuff like Chicken Fried Steak, and your breakfast waffles, eggs and hash browns.

But your Mac n' Cheese? ANY of their veggies? Beans? And a lot more besides?

They're either trucked in from a regional commissary, or opened up and heated up from packaged stock.

1994. Nashville, TN. Cracker Embarreling.

I sent back a plate with Mac n' Cheese.

It still had the plastic bag IN the Mac n' Cheese that in which it had been heated.

Gospel Truth.

Manager put the bill on the House, and was grateful for my lack of uproar and outrage.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 01:46 AM (QzJWU)

922 MSM can't stop complaining (but of/c, everything was A-OK prior):
Discouraging signs about the Biden team and press access so far: no regular transition briefings, no readouts of calls with foreign leaders (as noted by @AlxThomp in pool report today), no open press access to the candidate and his people. This is a break with tradition.

Posted by: Buyer's Remorse at November 11, 2020 01:48 AM (BBWrU)

923 Yay JJ great commenter ELITE

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 11, 2020 01:48 AM (FJrl0)

924 Berserker, next time hopefully the location will be next to a better location :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2020 01:21 AM (L2ZTs)

We also had a dennys in eye shot of the hotel, so we started going there. That was good. There was also a sonic. I just did the waffle house for nostalgia, since we used to go when we went to Texas. That one wasn't good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2020 01:50 AM (9Om/r)

925 It doesn't seem like hyperbole to say that if this stuff is not rooted out and punished (by failing to steal an election, biggest part of the punishment) this time, we're in free-fall.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 01:45 AM (OTzUX)

There's a lot of "circumstantial evidence" out there, and moreover that it's (much) more than the baseline "expected" fraud .... but at the same time (comparing to say a drug bust) to date it's more of the sort of preliminary evidence that you'd use to get warrants for a sting, etc.

Posted by: We'll see how the cards play out at November 11, 2020 01:50 AM (BBWrU)

926 MSM can't stop complaining. . . (deleted the whining of 'reporter") . . This is a break with tradition.
Posted by: Buyer's Remorse

I suppose we could accurately claim the lack of truthful reporting is a break with tradition.

Tough shit newsie. Bed. Made. Lay in it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2020 01:51 AM (Rvt88)

927 Sounds like they've already counted the ballots, if they know there are "over 2000". What they are doing is accepting unlawful ballots, in contravention of the law, by legislation. Note that these ballots may not be fraudulent per se, but then again, they might be. Who the hell knows?

Here we go again. It's almost as if election laws were put in place for a reason. Almost.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 01:51 AM (pQrYJ)

928 PA Stat. 3146.6 / 3150.16 (Act 77, Section 1306a) ... The elector shall then fill out, date and sign the declaration printed on such envelope. [emphasis added]
Posted by: Isn't that SPECIAL? at November 11, 2020 01:34 AM (BBWrU)


Honestly, if it was me, I'd say the same thing. The point of the date is to show it was on or before 03NOV, and the postmark proves it. There's nothing spelled out that says you throw it out if it doesn't have it, right?

In "My World" there's "will" (something you SHOULD do, but if you don't it might not be a big deal) and "shall" (something you absolutely HAVE to do). It seems clear from context that the "fill out" and the "sign" are "shalls", while the date is a "will" (unless the postmark doesn't prove the proper timing).

That's a bad answer for Allegany Co, but fairness doesn't always go the way you like. If it was your ballot, you'd think they were just robotic assholes for not accepting it (as the government often is), and you'd be right.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:53 AM (hOOi9)

929 Berserker. Check your email, including spam files.

Motorcycle pics there, await your attention.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

930 Absolutely, because as we all know, if there's one salient characteristic of modern day American leftists, it is certainly an unyielding devotion to tradition. Cry harder.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 01:54 AM (pQrYJ)

931 Biden is now up to 50.8% of the popular vote,
topping Reagan's 50.7% in 1980. This is the highest percentage for a
challenger since FDR in 1932!

Posted by: More useless facts from MSM barnacles at November 11, 2020 01:38 AM (BBWrU)


Excellent job Comrade!

Posted by: Yanukovych at November 11, 2020 01:55 AM (946rW)

932 No expert in election law, but I think that demonstrating a lack of integrity in the process is all that's required. Not like proving individual criminal acts beyond a reasonable doubt.

And the info developed is public, and available to legislatures, who might* act on a clearly fraud-ridden election.

So even if the courts fail, that's not the end of it.

* if the cases are clear and strong that laws were not followed, and that there was significant fraud/illegal votes, we'll have the convenience of seeing whether we are as collapsed as I fear - legislatures will not be able to hide

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 01:55 AM (OTzUX)

933 @quote iv A poor minority who votes for republicans is like a jew voting for hitler.

Posted by: raimondo at November 11, 2020 01:57 AM (dNyx3)

934 "The postmark proves it."

LOL. Take another bong hit.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 01:57 AM (pQrYJ)

935 That's a bad answer for Allegany Co, but fairness
doesn't always go the way you like. If it was your ballot, you'd think
they were just robotic assholes for not accepting it (as the government
often is), and you'd be right.



Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:53 AM (hOOi9)


Whether you would allow it or not, the administrative state does not have the right to override legislation... even bad legislation. It would be interesting to know if there is specific language in the laws that says what voids a ballot.

Posted by: Yanukovych at November 11, 2020 01:57 AM (946rW)

936
Good evening, all. Still no stomach for news. Cooked today. Googling how to play solitaire.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 11, 2020 02:00 AM (G51Gf)

937 Here in portland we have the pancake house, open 24 hours, where everyone drunk goes for food. I used to work as a route sales rep for a bread company, start stupid early in the morning, I would get something to eat there before work sometimes, if I was really late the guy who had the account would be there delivering the bread and I could ask him if any supervisors were around yet. Man that place took a lot of product, good commission.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 11, 2020 02:00 AM (OpkeL)

938 no readouts of calls with foreign leaders
---

Anyone else think the whole calls with foreign leaders thing is bullshit? I don't think Joe can stay coherent long enough to be making conversation with multiple different people who may actually want some brief substantive conversation with an "incoming" President. Certainly I don't think team Joe is going to risk some foreign leader leaking to his media about hoping Harris is ready to go.

And if so, who and why haven't they bragged about being the first to talk to him?

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 02:00 AM (kOpft)

939 In medieval times, every village had its village drunk, its village idiot, and its village atheist.

For us, raimondo had become our village troll.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:00 AM (oZuI0)

940 Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 02:00 AM (kOpft)

--Last I checked, neither Putin nor Xi has congratulated Joetard as the new prez.

Those two are leaders of countries that are kind of important in world affairs right now.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:03 AM (oZuI0)

941 Poor minorities have done far better under a mere 4 years of obstructed Trump than they did under 8 years of unencumbered Barky and Sleepy Joe.

Facts are cruel. Facebook should ban them.

Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 02:04 AM (0zGlJ)

942 PA Stat. 3146.6 / 3150.16 (Act 77, Section 1306a) ... The elector shall
then fill out, date and sign the declaration printed on such envelope.
[emphasis added]

....


In "My World" there's "will" (something you SHOULD do, but if you
don't it might not be a big deal) and "shall" (something you absolutely
HAVE to do). It seems clear from context that the "fill out" and the
"sign" are "shalls", while the date is a "will" (unless the postmark
doesn't prove the proper timing).

---

I'm sure a lawyer would point out that "date" is in a list of actions literally following the word "shall"

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 02:04 AM (kOpft)

943 Optimizer - for an Idaho spud I used to like to...
Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 01:33 AM (pQrYJ)


So you're from Idaho? Cool!

Really, I just remember snacking on just pure Velveeta, right out of the fridge. It's just yummy.

For spuds I generally just throw some cheddar on there. I'm not really into throwing onions, or such things on there - I'm not any sort of cook - but "to each his own"! Now that we mention it, I haven't done that for a while - I'm clearly overdue!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 02:05 AM (hOOi9)

944 Many years ago at a dive bar I ordered some kind of junk food, can't even remember what it was. Some frozen nuked garbage. I bit down on a piece, and there was a short tube of broken white ceramic or glass like substance chunk. I showed it to the owner and said "This was in my food, might want fo be careful of those things.". He about crapped his pants.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 02:05 AM (pQrYJ)

945 I think she is very, very unlikely to be the Speaker next time.

AOC is even less likely.

My money would be on Schiff-for-Brains. He's been angling for it. I wouldn't stake a lot on that prediction, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2020 12:38 AM (VikfB)


If Trump is declared the winner and the Dems revolt and oust Malignancy from the Speakership, they will not go for any of her radical butt-buddies like Schitt For Brains or Swallowswell. It will be a "moderate" Dem. But if Biden is crowned, Malignancy stays a Speaker.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 02:05 AM (ldL4g)

946 @941 That is why I said republican and not trump. He acts likes a southern white trash democrat populist. Republicans are conservative economic libertarians. (unless their daughter or girl friend needs an abortion see GW Bush)

Posted by: raimondo at November 11, 2020 02:10 AM (dNyx3)

947 Baked Potato.

Rub all over with Olive Oil. Peanut Oil as an alternative.

Coat with Kosher Salt.

Microwave the bitch for a while. I'm not giving times or power, because your Nuke is different from mine.

Then, Oven. 400 degrees, foil wrapped.

Forty minutes.

Then un-wrap, more oven till those skins look leathery enough to serve. Probably 20 min. after the unwrap.

Cut open, squish to expose guts, and LOTS of unsalted butter, shredded Tilamook Cheddar, and ENJOY!.

Sour Cream as an option to those so inclined.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 02:11 AM (QzJWU)

948 What, pray tell, is this "moderate democrat" of which you speak?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 02:11 AM (pQrYJ)

949 Wow, I've never seen rainmando write a coherent sentence before.

Will the wonders of 2020 ever cease?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 02:13 AM (8/wA5)

950 147 page opinion from federal judge in Georgia on Oct. 11 predicted election day chaos with new voting system, and likely inability to audit the tabulated outcome with any reliability. This is why GOP SOS has been asked to resign.

Also (page 145 and 146): The Plaintiffs' national cybersecurity experts convincingly present evidence that this is not a question of "might this actually ever happen?" -- but "when it will happen," especially if further protective measures are not taken. Given the masking nature of malware and the current systems described here, if the State and Dominion simply stand by and say, "we have never seen it," the future does not bode well.

News brief: https://tinyurl.com/yxpvdnxs
Opinion: https://tinyurl.com/yy7b2qw9

Also, from late September: The FBI has issued a PSA that election results may take weeks or days to certify, and the malign actors will take advantage of this gap to sow disinformation, including casting doubt on and discrediting election results

Malign actors = MSM + Biden/Dems

Posted by: Yet she ruled for allowing it (for the 4th time) at November 11, 2020 02:13 AM (BBWrU)

951 I am pretty sure 26 delegations are controlled by Rs right now and 24 by the Ds.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner



26 R, 23 D, and PA is tied.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 11, 2020 02:14 AM (1YlHz)

952 I watched an Idaho spud harvesting operation a month ago, quite amazing, tons of potatoes down a conveyer into a giant roor celler

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 11, 2020 02:15 AM (OpkeL)

953 Has anybody ever taken cheese back for a refund? Stop laughing. I hate it when I pay for "Sharp" Cheddar, and it tastes like mild Colby. For some reason, they only sell "Extra" sharp cheddar in small blocks. A good cheddar should be crumbly a bit, I think. But it tends to be hit and miss.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 02:16 AM (pQrYJ)

954 If it was your ballot, you'd think they were just robotic assholes for not accepting it (as the government often is), and you'd be right.
Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:53 AM (hOOi9)

Imagine if the DMV scolds ran the Elections.

Posted by: Well, in auto-fraudo land maybe they do at November 11, 2020 02:16 AM (BBWrU)

955 That makes sense, but then why are we picking up cases where the vote count for Trump goes way down, while that for Biden goes up by the same amount at the same time? You wouldn't see that it if was just a random vote here or there.

But I would suggest that the reason they would do a lower percentage in Blue counties is that they want it to stay unnoticed, and THAT'S where they planned to pile on the fraudulent paper votes. The two types of fraud - done together - might be too noticeable.
Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:03 AM (hOOi9)


The key is first finding illegal ballots, which get thrown out on their own. Different laws for different states. but over 100k ballots with no down ballot votes? Mathematics experts will prove it's impossible. Will a judge agree?
And the dead people voting, each ballot is one less, although not a large number.
Then, the count after the initial ballots were counted. Trump was in the lead in all states. Then the 4am vans of ballots. Those are illegal votes, how does 98% of them all ballots for Biden? Illegal votes. Almost all of them, so throw them all out after the end of the Tuesday night vote.
Also in PA, Alioto ordered the SoS to sequester the votes after the initial count was done. It appears they didn't and Trump's 700k lead disappeared on Wed night.
Good chance Alioto will call them all illegal.
So he wins PA, MI, and the similar stuff that happened in WI, and so late votes should get tossed as illegal.
GA had 132k votes with bad addresses, and what I have seen, makes them illegal. GA law says only current addresses.
How is that for optimism?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 02:17 AM (sy5kK)

956 949 Wow, I've never seen rainmando write a coherent sentence before.

Will the wonders of 2020 ever cease?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 02:13 AM (8/wA5)

--If you indeed did, better screenshot that motherfucker.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:19 AM (oZuI0)

957 Hey lets hope we get 218/217 congress either way it would be fun except for nancy pelosi.

Posted by: raimondo at November 11, 2020 02:20 AM (dNyx3)

958 ..I watched an Idaho spud harvesting operation a month ago, quite amazing, tons of potatoes down a conveyer into a giant roor celler

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 11, 2020 02:15 AM (OpkeL)



Four Years Old, and my folks had me digging with them in an Idaho Falls potato field.

I remember being cold, miserable, crying, and Mom carrying me back to the car.

Proof?

Year later, age 5.5, I was in Kindergarten, San Diego, CA.

Ms. Fourtney, as my teacher.

I can still draw floor plans of the Idaho house. And tell of the next door neighbor's names.

But out sharping Biden at 62 ain't a thing.

Trump out sharping Biden at his age?

A Thing.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 02:20 AM (QzJWU)

959 I'm sure a lawyer would point out that "date" is in a list of actions literally following the word "shall"
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 02:04 AM (kOpft)


Well, there is that (I must be getting rusty!) - but I'd ask myself, "Am I going to say this multi-million dollar system doesn't pass the acceptance test over this (so we don't get paid, and our customer doesn't get their new toy on time, and it'll be a big pain in the ass for everybody involved) technicality?" Probably anybody who was reasonable would say "no", unless they were looking for n excuse to NOT be reasonable.

This may not be a multi-million dollar system, but it IS about denying somebody their vote, which is pretty important.


Now, if you want to talk about something like having observers, I'd go the other way entirely. I'd say that if the ballots weren't meaningfully observable by both parties the whole time (including overnight) that the votes involved should be thrown out, if the party who is NOT in control of the process wishes it.

That's the only way to assure that it actually happens. There's no legit reason NOT to do it, so intent to cheat must be assumed, unless the other party didn't provide a representative.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 02:20 AM (hOOi9)

960 Here are my thoughts after poking around for an hour.

First, I think the left is in panic mode. Many on the right are hedging, and to me that means they have been contacted (similar to the way they were at the beginning of the collusion hoax.) Now why would they panic if it was a shoe-in? They wouldn't, so this is reassuring.

Second, There is clear evidence of fraud, and convincing evidence that it is widespread and worse than past years. This alone means that the nation is at risk since our thing depends on everyone agreeing to follow rules. If people suspect fraud and it is not investigated it will destroy they mandate-of-the-people which our government enjoys. This will mean it is illegitimate and the only way DC could survive is the tyranny route.

So all those people saying "oh, no widespread fraud" and telling us not to believe out lying eyes are rooting for tyranny.

I say this regardless of whether there was enough fraud to affect the outcome, or on which side. In fact, if Biden did win legitimately (for argument's sake) wouldn't he be the guy most adamant about making sure all allegations of fraud were investigated?

I mean, if the cops come by my house and tell me there are reports of dead bodies piled up in my basement, wouldn't I be eager for them to check it out? Why - because I truly have nothing to hide.

The only reason for this deep gaslighting is because they do not want anyone to look in the basement.

OK, on to the fraud.

As I have said before, I think things worked out like so:
1. They planned fraud for months. They thought it was going to be close and targeted certain states with a clear plan to 270. This plan was mostly built on harvesting and mail-in fraud. The usual, but on steroids.

2. The plan went awry early in the evening. I think FLA, but maybe VA, or who knows. They panicked. In response they stopped the count and went to plan z. Plan z was to just get people to start printing shit up and stuffing into specific cities.

Because this had been well planned, they prepped the pollsters and networks and everyone was playing along with the plan even though many knew nothing about the fraud, they just thought it inevitable based on the DNC storyline. They sold that audience with an information op, so that that audience could sell the country and cover for the fraud.

Types of fraud.
As I said, ballot harvesting and mail in, etc. early on. Count jiggerying during the count. The usual. When things went pear shaped it was just whatever they could get away with.

What about______?

a. The stuff posted at TDW with the numbers switching to Biden in the data sets. Who knows. It seems very odd to me that a count would switch, TBH, I can't think of any legitimate scenario where any numbers should do this, but there is not enough information in that data set. We need to see the how that was created and that is not available.
I am a skeptic.

b. The hammer and scorecard software. This sounds like fantasy to me. The whole storyline of Obama having it made into a phone app, and a network of people rigging elections,... the whole thing is absurd. I do not understand where they NYT data set comes from, but I do understand that no voting machines should be on the internet. At some point though data from polling stations has to get to district offices, and then up to central state wide locations. I guess it is possible to rig things there, but this would be left up to one or two individuals in each state, not some kind of skynet shit.
Non believer, and I think it is dangerous false info to discredit claims of fraud.

c. dominion. This is much scarier and more realistic to me. These fuckers seem to be able to update software without any oversight and could have done whatever the fuck they wanted. Problem is, handcounts will reveal any jiggery, so I doubt this as well. It is possible that they gave hints to the dems on where the oversight weaknesses were, like verification procedures which can be rigged to hide bias without being obvious.
skeptic.

d. back dating post marks at the PO. This is convincing, but what no one talks about is that this is a felony (AFAIK) and fireable offense. No one does this to help out ditzy martha who forgot to mail her ballot. You do this because the DNC arranged it because they have people working on extra ballots they need to get into the system

e. dead people voting. As I have said, that is a sentinel for vote buying and fraud. Very few people do this because mom just passed and she really wanted to vote for X, or because they are die hard dems and willing to commit a felony for one vote. People do this because they are the dregs of a community paid $10 a vote and given a list of people registered who did not vote last year, or who were once registered and could be re-registered with ease. Those lists will include a lot of dead people. I would guess that every dead person represents dozens of other people who had ballots created and submitted by a third party.

f. ballots in trash, gutter, etc. Yeah, this happens all the time. Sometimes legitimate rejects, sometimes accidents, sometimes small scale fraud. Ignore this shit unless someone has video of Republican districts going into incinerators (doubtful.)

g. Pallets full of ballots. Ding! I think the 3:00AM phone call was to get ballots printed up and to tell the counters in on the plan to do whatever they can to get more votes. They simply pressured them like a sales floor manager trying to meet a target. These petit felons in turn used their imagination and rigged things any way they could. This is why you had boxes showing up in the middle of the night, full stacks all for biden, and no Republican watchers. Some of this will be found with hand counts. Some will be revealed by close examination of ballots since I think they will all look alike.
THIS is why they are so afraid of sunlight and recounts.


So what about the top-of-ticket only ballots?
Possible that some of this in innocuous, especially if people only voted against Trump. We have to be careful here. I think a lot of it is (a) people rushed to print up ballots to get Biden over the top and in such a hurry they skipped the lower races. They also did not want to attract attention and disputes from the lower races so they thought this was safer., and (b) harvesters who are paid by the vote and did not want to give it away to down race politicians who were not paying for it. (If you pay for a BJ, you get a BJ. Anal costs more.)

(speaking of anal,...)
So who is behind it?

I still think Obama is the only man with the pull in the party (and on the left, and with the money men) to make these calls. He has a team of loyal felons and lawyers and scum and arranged it. I also think he picked Biden, mostly because Obama is a very small man and would only pick someone who was even smaller. He hates being challenged and Biden was fool enough to never be able to overshadow Obama. He is also Chicago dirty. This whole thing reeks of a shit-midas op -- incompetent, brash, traitorous, and heavy on the media to cover his ass.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 02:21 AM (LWu6U)

961 Wow, I've never seen rainmando write a coherent sentence before.

If you found one, buy a lottery ticket. I'm still waiting.

Posted by: spindrift at November 11, 2020 02:22 AM (0zGlJ)

962 Yep, I was visiting in laws in Idaho falls, rode around in the potato trucks, its way automated now

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 11, 2020 02:24 AM (OpkeL)

963 Voters are responsible for their own f***ing lives, actions, and voting. They screw it up, their vote doesn't count, just as with every other process and thing in their lives. Jeebus.

There is absolutely nothing the least bit precious about anyone's vote, other than guaranteeing the chance to do it (which does not mean mail-ins for the present and able-bodied, BTW), and to count it accurately. That's it.

It was absurd in FL 2000 to be guessing about voter intent based on a little piece of punch-card paper. It's the voter's responsibility to get everything right, period. If they lack the competence or diligence to it right, their vote's not counted, and no loss.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 02:24 AM (OTzUX)

964 I was practicing for the work camps, best know what to expect

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 11, 2020 02:24 AM (OpkeL)

965 Good evening, all. Still no stomach for news. Cooked today. Googling how to play solitaire.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hiya Morticia !

Ya don't know how to play solitaire ?

Posted by: JT at November 11, 2020 02:26 AM (arJlL)

966 I'm not into tinfoil hats. But I also don't accept statistical impossibilities.

Here's a pre-election explanation of Hammer/Scorecard by Gen. McInerney and Sydney Powell on Bannon's War Room.

https://tinyurl.com/y4nksq3g

These are credible sources, and their explanations align with what we all witnessed. It's possible that the only reason the anomalies were detected is because of real time, county level data from sites like Decision Desk, which were not widely adopted around the time Hammer was developed.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at November 11, 2020 02:26 AM (DBPIP)

967 917 Biden is now up to 50.8% of the popular vote, topping Reagan's 50.7% in 1980. This is the highest percentage for a challenger since FDR in 1932!
Posted by: More useless facts from MSM barnacles at November 11, 2020 01:38 AM (BBWrU)


Reagan didn't have Scorecard.
Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 01:41 AM (hOOi9)


Exactly, Scorecard supposedly peeled 3% of the vote to Biden, making it under 48%.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 02:30 AM (sy5kK)

968 Solitaire is a rigged game. It's designed to make you lose.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 02:31 AM (8/wA5)

969 What, pray tell, is this "moderate democrat" of which you speak?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 02:11 AM (pQrYJ)


There are none, hence the quotation marks around "moderate." The new "moderate" Speaker will be as "moderate" (compared to Malignancy) as Krushchev was "moderate" (when compared to Stalin).

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 02:32 AM (ldL4g)

970 Rhomboid, I don't know how true this is, but I heard the "dimples" were the ballots at the very end (or bottom) of a thick stack of fraudulent ballots that were manufactured en masse, (for you know who) by someone running a stiff wire through a stack of them and punching them all at once. You know maybe 25 or 50, and then a couple at fhe bottom didn't punch.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 11, 2020 02:32 AM (pQrYJ)

971 It was absurd in FL 2000 to be guessing about voter intent based on a little piece of punch-card paper. It's the voter's responsibility to get everything right, period. If they lack the competence or diligence to it right, their vote's not counted, and no loss.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 02:24 AM (OTzUX)

--In some states peeps had weeks to get their votes in by 11/3.

If they were too dumb to accomplish that, well, fuck 'em and feed 'em butter beans.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:33 AM (oZuI0)

972 How many falsified elections must we endure?

If we're going to go all C.W. II, can't we do this before I evolve into total geezerdom?

Geeez!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 02:34 AM (QzJWU)

973 935 It would be interesting to know if there is specific language in the laws that says what voids a ballot.
Posted by: Yanukovych at November 11, 2020 01:57 AM (946rW)

See Section 1308(3) of Act 77.

(3) When the county board meets to canvass absentee ballots under paragraph (2), the board shall examine the declaration on the envelope of each ballot ... and shall compare the information thereon with that contained in the [absentee voter's list]

If the county board has verified the proof of identification as required under this act and is satisfied that the declaration is sufficient and the information contained in the [list] verifies his right to vote...

Posted by: So, what does "sufficient" mean? at November 11, 2020 02:35 AM (BBWrU)

974 "Gentlemen", pretty solid there. I think the simpler forms of fraud are the main suspects here - mail-ins of all kinds, both timely and late, which will include a lot of the other time-honored methods (dead people still registered, people who've moved, etc), then the critical 2nd step - no screening during the counting process.

The brazen exclusion of GOP observers in at least 4 states (PA MI NV GA), I would think, would be enough for courts and legislatures to throw the red flag. Don't believe there's ever been anything like this in modern times, or even close. NV sounds so bad it's almost hard to believe, and in GA, the head of the state's GOP has some pretty shocking statements: they were told counting would stop, and we removed from the location, only to learn that counting went on without them for an hour. This really is Belarus- or Zimbabwe-level stuff, very crude and obvious.

As noted earlier, this really is a rubicon here. Courts and legislatures letting this in-your-face illegality go without serious action would be probably the worst failure of institutions and leadership in our history.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 02:35 AM (OTzUX)

975 The problem with "statistical improbabilities" such as 10 boxes of votes, 100% for Biden, written with the same pen, in the same handwriting, and the only thing they voted for was president is that the judges won't care anything about that. Even though the odds of that happening are on par with DNA match odds.

Posted by: Russians! at November 11, 2020 02:38 AM (buTO7)

976 ..As noted earlier, this really is a rubicon here. Courts and legislatures letting this in-your-face illegality go without serious action would be probably the worst failure of institutions and leadership in our history.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 02:35 AM (OTzUX)



Target Lists. Self Identifying.

Because they ARE.

FIFY.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 02:38 AM (QzJWU)

977 rhomboid

The title is "President-elect Gentlemen", sir.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 02:39 AM (LWu6U)

978 If Trump is declared the winner and the Dems revolt and oust Malignancy from the Speakership, they will not go for any of her radical butt-buddies like Schitt For Brains or Swallowswell. It will be a "moderate" Dem. But if Biden is crowned, Malignancy stays a Speaker.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 02:05 AM (ldL4g)

Pelosi won't be going anywhere but on the off chance she did, they would be giving the biggest FU imaginable, so Schiff would be a decent choice. Think of the most outrageous FU you can and that's how you predict what the Dems will do. But it'll be Pelosi again.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2020 02:40 AM (EptpF)

979
And Mannix gets shot. In the arm, of course, and now's he's fighting off the gunman with one arm.

It's only the second season, so this is probably only the 15th time Mannix got shot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 11, 2020 02:40 AM (rCwaK)

980 Four Years Old, and my folks had me digging with them in an Idaho Falls potato field.

I remember being cold, miserable, crying, and Mom carrying me back to the car.

Proof?

Year later, age 5.5, I was in Kindergarten, San Diego, CA.

Ms. Fourtney, as my teacher.

I can still draw floor plans of the Idaho house. And tell of the next door neighbor's names.

But out sharping Biden at 62 ain't a thing.

Trump out sharping Biden at his age?

A Thing.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 02:20 AM (QzJWU)



An Idahoan?

Howdy, fellow Pacific Northwester!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)

981 Common Tater, sounds very plausible to me, about the FL punch-cards.

The main idiocy of that episode, which somehow reminds me of the current C19 disaster (meaning the "policies" adopted, not the virus, which is just a virus that's there and has to be dealt with), was that a hand recount was even considered of any value.

The machines used were tested. They were functioning properly. Which means their numbers were correct. They're MACHINES.

Doing a hand count when no machine malfunction is suspected or indicated is idiotic, and shows no understanding of why the state paid the $ for the machines to start with.

So of course the independent hand counts done after basically confirmed the very first total announced to the public when Bush was declared the winner. Duh.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 02:41 AM (OTzUX)

982 Oh yeah, I wanted to add.

The truth is inevitable through statistical analysis. I do not think the early stuff (Benford's, number switching, top of ticket,...) is what we should count on, but with full data sets there is NO WAY this will stay hidden. They know this, so they have gone the gaslighting route.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 02:42 AM (LWu6U)

983 Third World Problems(?):
"Are Indians more immune to COVID-19?" -- Soutik Biswas, the BBC's India correspondent, speculates that Indians have better immune systems because they eat less hygienic food and have to contend with unclean water.

Posted by: Yes, more press speculators at November 11, 2020 02:44 AM (BBWrU)

984 974 "Gentlemen", pretty solid there.

Thanks,

And I agree with what you wrote. *This* is the hill. We lose this and we lose the country.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 02:44 AM (LWu6U)

985 982 Oh yeah, I wanted to add.

The truth is inevitable through statistical analysis. I do not think the early stuff (Benford's, number switching, top of ticket,...) is what we should count on, but with full data sets there is NO WAY this will stay hidden. They know this, so they have gone the gaslighting route.
Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 02:42 AM (LWu6U)



--1900's: Pissing on one's leg and telling him it's raining

1940's: Gaslighting

1970's: Jedi Mind Trick

2020: ?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:46 AM (oZuI0)

986 983 Third World Problems(?):
"Are Indians more immune to COVID-19?" -- Soutik Biswas, the BBC's India correspondent, speculates that Indians have better immune systems because they eat less hygienic food and have to contend with unclean water.

Posted by: Yes, more press speculators at November 11, 2020 02:44 AM (BBWrU)

That's how Europeans conquered the America's. A potent communicable disease package and the immune systems to cope with it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 02:46 AM (8/wA5)

987 republicans don't want a fraud free election just the fraud that favors them like vote suppression. An election system could be put in place that is fraud free ;but since most people who don't vote, don't register or their votes are disqualified would vote democrat you prefer a fraud system. in australia you are fined if you don't vote. You want democrats being forced to vote?

Posted by: raimondo at November 11, 2020 02:46 AM (dNyx3)

988 Hey! Made the top 1K for once

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 02:47 AM (9sWOw)

989 I think the Trump team saw this instantly and very clearly when the "pauses" were over.

Results had probably tracked their model and forecast all day very closely (except for disappointment with the margins in NC and AZ and GA, I'd suspect, though still all were looking like wins).

And then - boom - in 5 key swing states, trends suddenly change, sharply.

And these guys would be able to look instantly at their county-level stuff across a state like WI, and see that Joe as expected was under Hillary's #s almost everywhere, but magically up by implausible double digits in a handful of places. And outperforming Obama in Milwaukee, just to confirm one wasn't watching actual results. Elections don't work like this, as they know.

I would bet Trump was told within minutes of the first suspicious numbers coming in.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 02:47 AM (OTzUX)

990 Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 02:00 AM (kOpft)



--Last I checked, neither Putin nor Xi has congratulated Joetard as the new prez.



Those two are leaders of countries that are kind of important in world affairs right now.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:03 AM (oZuI0)

Also the President of Mexico refused to congratulate Biden and managed to get in a dig about having suffered because of a rigged election himself.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 11, 2020 02:48 AM (946rW)

991 At the end of a ~16 hour work day, I just had a realization;

There is a scenario that covers all of the wacky observed vote stuff from election night, the confidence that PDT and a few specific others have that they're going to win, and creates a trap for the Dems without having to rely on actually catching them in the act for anything in particular.
Not telling, though, if it did happen it's best that it goes unremarked for now.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 11, 2020 02:49 AM (EEVQU)

992 raimondo the amount of fraud by a Republican you could count on one hand from the last decade. We will be in the thousands this month of Democrat/ Marxists

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 02:50 AM (9sWOw)

993 "Are Indians more immune to COVID-19?" -- Soutik
Biswas, the BBC's India correspondent, speculates that Indians have
better immune systems because they eat less hygienic food and have to
contend with unclean water.



Posted by: Yes, more press speculators at November 11, 2020 02:44 AM (BBWrU)

Or, ya know, they live in malaria infested shitholes and are on prophylactic anti malarials like HCQ.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 11, 2020 02:50 AM (946rW)

994 If vote suppression means having to show a government-issued photo ID that matches one's face and address as listed on the voter rolls or you don't get to vote, then I'm all for vote suppression.

See how easy that is?

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 02:50 AM (ldL4g)

995 Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 11, 2020 02:49 AM (EEVQU)

You've piqued my interest.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2020 02:51 AM (EptpF)

996 b. The hammer and scorecard software. This sounds like fantasy to me.
The whole storyline of Obama having it made into a phone app, and a
network of people rigging elections,... the whole thing is absurd. I do
not understand where they NYT data set comes from, but I do understand
that no voting machines should be on the internet. At some point though
data from polling stations has to get to district offices, and then up
to central state wide locations. I guess it is possible to rig things
there, but this would be left up to one or two individuals in each
state, not some kind of skynet shit.

Non believer, and I think it is dangerous false info to discredit claims of fraud.



c. dominion. This is much scarier and more realistic to me. These
fuckers seem to be able to update software without any oversight and
could have done whatever the fuck they wanted. Problem is, handcounts
will reveal any jiggery, so I doubt this as well. It is possible that
they gave hints to the dems on where the oversight weaknesses were, like
verification procedures which can be rigged to hide bias without being
obvious.

skeptic.

---

Hammer/Scorecard is definitely not (at least it's existence) misinformation as we heard about it from Sydney Powell, one of the Trump team lawyers, on an appearance on Lou Dobbs. Explanations by internet sleuths may well be.

My WAG is that Hammer/Scorecard are related to Dominion in that on it's own it makes no sense that NSA has magical election befuckery software that can hack any election system on the planet. It makes rather more sense that Dominion put a backdoor in it's code, and Hammer was a legit mechanism for monitoring the machines sold overseas (or not legit as the Clinton Foundation, according to its website, was giving them away to 'help' foreign countries run 'fair' election). Scorecard is a variation of Hammer that allows changes to be made, in theory to alter foreign elections, but we use the same machines, so the IC was just on its honor to not use it here.

Also on point f, there's no legitimate reason for ballots to end up in the trash. If a ballot is 'bad' for whatever reason it's supposed to be spoiled and retained, so that all ballots printed are accounted for at the end of the process.

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 02:51 AM (kOpft)

997 My model, which is very simple and can be used to predict the outcome of any presidential election in the past 60 years where it applies - a specific differentiator between the candidates that is present 90+% of the time - also suspiciously failed this time.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2020 02:52 AM (EptpF)

998 Lots of leftards speak of "voter suppression," but just what is it?

What is the actual concrete methodology of "voter suppression"? Is it real and falsifiable, or a phantasy, a mere product of human imagination?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:52 AM (oZuI0)

999 Shocked Xi's Washington man wasn't high 5ed

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 02:52 AM (9sWOw)

1000 Missed by 1

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 02:53 AM (9sWOw)

1001 As I explained last night, it's very easy to understand Xi and Putin waiting for a true official result, in terms of those countries' long-standing (and completely disingenuous) position against "interference in internal affairs".

By which they mean imprisoning or mowing down dissidents, leveling small Chechen towns full of old civilians, or conducting a genocidal-ish persecution of a minority.

And by which we would mean a legal dispute over election results.

But the position is straight-lined from the 1950s onwards.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 02:53 AM (OTzUX)

1002 Whooooooo Hoooooooo

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 02:53 AM (9sWOw)

1003 Berserker. Check your email, including spam files.



Motorcycle pics there, await your attention.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

I saw them. Bike looks nice. It seems really clean.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2020 02:53 AM (9Om/r)

1004 ..An Idahoan?

Howdy, fellow Pacific Northwester!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)



I was born in San Diego, CA

Soon to be whisked off to ID, and then some time in Vallejo, CA (Mare Island Naval Shipyard), and then back to San Diego for my introduction to the K-12 system, there.

By that time, my Mom had me reading basic pages well ahead of the Kindergarten thing.

By 1st grade? Reading newspapers.

Moved up to Orange County, CA thereafter.

2nd grade? Moved to other classroom. One that I was in was repeating 1st grade crap.

I had repeated problems in K-12 Schools.

Steamrolling their grade levels ain't exactly a welcome thing, there.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


zzzzzzz


really.


zzzzz

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2020 02:55 AM (QzJWU)

1005 dominion. This is much scarier and more realistic to me. These

fuckers seem to be able to update software without any oversight and

could have done whatever the fuck they wanted. Problem is, handcounts

will reveal any jiggery, so I doubt this as well. It is possible that

they gave hints to the dems on where the oversight weaknesses were, like

verification procedures which can be rigged to hide bias without being

obvious.


skeptic.


____


You can doubt all you like, but "computer glitches" in just one MI locality, when fixed by a hand count, moved 5,500 votes over to Trump... what had been a +3000 Biden locality became a +2,500 Trump win.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 11, 2020 02:57 AM (946rW)

1006 Mark Steyn pointed out the Count Every Vote is a bull shit slogan, your dead aunt Margaret voting cancelled my vote out. Manuel from Costa Rica up visiting his cousin and making a few bucks while here voting cancelled your vote.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 02:57 AM (9sWOw)

1007 Also the President of Mexico refused to congratulate Biden and managed to get in a dig about having suffered because of a rigged election himself.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 11, 2020 02:48 AM (946rW)

--AMLO, Putin, and Xi all, to varying degrees, like the idea of an advent of a would-be Joetard regime, but each is also cleverer that Joe and his team of Washington Generals and knows he can be played like a five dollar 'ho.

Holding back the congrats is just the opening round of The Game.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:57 AM (oZuI0)

1008 "b. The hammer and scorecard software. This sounds like fantasy to me.
The whole storyline of Obama having it made into a phone app, and a
network of people rigging elections,... the whole thing is absurd. I do
not understand where they NYT data set comes from, but I do understand
that no voting machines should be on the internet. At some point though
data from polling stations has to get to district offices, and then up
to central state wide locations. I guess it is possible to rig things
there, but this would be left up to one or two individuals in each
state, not some kind of skynet shit.

Non believer, and I think it is dangerous false info to discredit claims of fraud."

If it's deliberate disinfo it's from the Trump camp, given who is spreading it around *and the big tech reaction to it*. And if they're doing so, it's not on a lark; there is a specific purpose to it.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 11, 2020 02:58 AM (EEVQU)

1009 Methos

I agree that the S/W exists, and that dominion is up to no good, but I am skeptical that it is in play here. It is too easy to catch with manual recounts. Possible, but I think the internet has a lot of misinformation.

Re. your last point, I also agree that no ballots should end up in trash, but I do not think it is proof of widespread fraud. It is small shit.


One illegal ballot does not invalidate an election. Small batches won't either. To do that (I think) you need proof that there is substantial problems like in PA, or proof that it was organized by DNC or agents on a wide scale. No one is going to toss an election because someone finds 10 torn ballots in a dumpster.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 02:59 AM (LWu6U)

1010 998 it used to be lynching black people who tried to vote. Now they just say you have the first and last name of a convicted felon and your middle initial doesn't count because we wouldn't knock enough black people off of the voting roles.

Posted by: raimondo at November 11, 2020 03:00 AM (dNyx3)

1011 "995
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 11, 2020 02:49 AM (EEVQU)



You've piqued my interest.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2020 02:51 AM (EptpF)"

I laughed my ass off the moment I thought of it. If Trump wins this I will spill it.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 11, 2020 03:00 AM (EEVQU)

1012 991 At the end of a ~16 hour work day, I just had a realization;

There is a scenario that covers all of the wacky observed vote stuff from election night, the confidence that PDT and a few specific others have that they're going to win, and creates a trap for the Dems without having to rely on actually catching them in the act for anything in particular.
Not telling, though, if it did happen it's best that it goes unremarked for now.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 11, 2020 02:49 AM (EEVQU)

Battle of Cannae, baby.

Posted by: Hannibal at November 11, 2020 03:00 AM (oZuI0)

1013 982 Oh yeah, I wanted to add.

The truth is inevitable through statistical analysis. I do not think the early stuff (Benford's, number switching, top of ticket,...) is what we should count on, but with full data sets there is NO WAY this will stay hidden. They know this, so they have gone the gaslighting route.
------------

Get a hold of the database, and Data Mining will slice and dice it and uncover all kinds of illegal Democrat moves. Nothing can be hidden. And then bring in the math experts to show how what stuff they did that is mathematically impossible.


Data Mining is an amazing new technology that the largest corporations use to run their entire operation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 03:02 AM (sy5kK)

1014 Haven't seen the Trump MI lawsuit link yet: https://tinyurl.com/y3pop84v

Posted by: Only 31 pages long at November 11, 2020 03:02 AM (BBWrU)

1015 India I hear has voter ID.
Every idea from the Democrats can have fraud associated with it.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 03:02 AM (9sWOw)

1016 Yeah, you democrats really shouldn't have lynched all those black people. But now you have Planned Parenthood to get them before they are even born.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 03:03 AM (8/wA5)

1017 Lynching: a practice that became extinct decades ago, but still pilitically useful for white leftards and their black automatons.

Posted by: Hannibal at November 11, 2020 03:03 AM (oZuI0)

1018 You can doubt all you like, but "computer glitches" in just one MI locality, when fixed by a hand count, moved 5,500 votes over to Trump... what had been a +3000 Biden locality became a +2,500 Trump win.
Posted by: redbanzai


Yeah, I'm a little confused by that one. It sounds to me like they calibrated the tabulator to read the R spots a little off. This had to be intentional miscalibration on setup, not a "glitch".

But my point was that it can be caught in a manual recount, or even a test deck. So I do not think the Biden campaign relied on this to win. They had other routes. They harvested and printed ballots.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 03:04 AM (LWu6U)

1019 I'm pretty confident that any provable and significant method of fraud in this election is or will be known to the Trump team, and they will use it in their legal or legislative efforts.

Including all in the software category.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 03:07 AM (OTzUX)

1020 Lots of leftards speak of "voter suppression," but just what is it?

----
You know how they call you some manner of istaphobe because someone somewhere might be offended by what you said, despite in many cases those someone somewheres clearly not being offended by the thing?

It's that but with votes.

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 03:08 AM (kOpft)

1021 1014 Haven't seen the Trump MI lawsuit link yet: https://tinyurl.com/y3pop84v
Posted by: Only 31 pages long at November 11, 2020 03:02 AM

Re Dominion:
66. "These vote tabulator failures are a mechanical malfunction that, under MCL 168.831-168.839, requires a "special election" in the precincts affected,"

Posted by: Failure is a relative concept at November 11, 2020 03:08 AM (BBWrU)

1022 No mention of knocking black people off the voter roles because they have first and last name that is same or some times just similar to convicted felon. I wonder why?

Posted by: raimondo at November 11, 2020 03:08 AM (dNyx3)

1023 More lynchings occur in Mexico than the USA.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 03:09 AM (oZuI0)

1024 I think that MI filing was today's, Rudy said there'd be one tomorrow that would cover 100s of thousands of fraudulent ballots, and would "shock" us. Please don't over-promise on this, Rudy, no room for that in this particular fight.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 03:09 AM (OTzUX)

1025 As I explained last night, it's very easy to understand Xi and Putin
waiting for a true official result, in terms of those countries'
long-standing (and completely disingenuous) position against
"interference in internal affairs".

---

That and Putin gets to troll the hell out of everyone by taking that position.

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 03:09 AM (kOpft)

1026 Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 02:52 AM (oZuI0)

Voter Suppression (n)
-----See: Systemic Racism

Systemic Racism (n)
-----See: Voter Suppression

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2020 03:12 AM (EptpF)

1027 That and Putin gets to troll the hell out of everyone by taking that position.
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 03:09 AM (kOpft)

--and the Obamazoids loved fellating Ear Leader while Putin was laughing his ass off what a fool Baraka was.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 03:13 AM (oZuI0)

1028 "Yeah, I'm a little confused by that one. It sounds
to me like they calibrated the tabulator to read the R spots a little
off. This had to be intentional miscalibration on setup, not a "glitch".




But my point was that it can be caught in a manual recount, or even a
test deck. So I do not think the Biden campaign relied on this to win.
They had other routes. They harvested and printed ballots.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 03:04 AM (LWu6U)"If I'm not mistaken, this is software we're talking about, not hardware. Especially given the nature of the mistakes. These are not things that would happen due to misreading dots.


Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 11, 2020 03:13 AM (EEVQU)

1029 That link before music video is good

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 03:13 AM (9sWOw)

1030 Q: When has Trump ever said he knows of something that it turns out he doesn't?

Example: When he said his campaign was wiretapped, his campaign was wiretapped

And note their response was exactly the same - "Where is the evidence?"

Which is coincidentally the response of guilty people. Innocent people say it's not true. Guilty people say you have no proof.

Posted by: ... at November 11, 2020 03:15 AM (EptpF)

1031 Here's $25,000 worth of data, if you don't mind opening 6GB files on your computer:
https://gofile.io/d/XwcWGo

WI statewide voter data & absentee data, and I followed the link to WI.gov and yes, thats what they actually charge. (12.5k per file)

Posted by: Russians! at November 11, 2020 03:18 AM (buTO7)

1032 [1] The key is first finding illegal ballots, which get thrown out on their own. Different laws for different states. but over 100k ballots with no down ballot votes? Mathematics experts will prove it's impossible. Will a judge agree?

[2] And the dead people voting, each ballot is one less, although not a large number.
Then, the count after the initial ballots were counted. Trump was in the lead in all states. Then the 4am vans of ballots. Those are illegal votes, how does 98% of them all ballots for Biden? Illegal votes. Almost all of them, so throw them all out after the end of the Tuesday night vote.

[3] Also in PA, Alioto ordered the SoS to sequester the votes after the initial count was done. It appears they didn't and Trump's 700k lead disappeared on Wed night.

Good chance Alioto will call them all illegal.

[4] So he wins PA, MI, and the similar stuff that happened in WI, and so late votes should get tossed as illegal.

[5] GA had 132k votes with bad addresses, and what I have seen, makes them illegal. GA law says only current addresses.

How is that for optimism?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 02:17 AM (sy5kK)


[1] The thing is, a judge has to allow for the possibility of an unusual voting pattern. It's not for the judge to say that a town of 1000 people, for example, can't all vote for the same person for something.

But that being said, at some point it just becomes absurd for a reasonable person to believe that something crooked isn't going on. It seems like we're WELL beyond that (by at least an order of magnitude), but we don't get a vote, so we'll see.

Do they want to be the SCOTUS who had obviously MASSIVE fraud going on right in front of their face, and said "Sure why not? That could happen legitimately! Nothing to see here!" I wouldn't want MY place in history to be defined by that.

[2] If I were a judge, first I'd want some proof that these vans really existed. The lawyers can probably do that, with affidavits, and vote counts vs time. Second, I'd want to establish the ballots' legitimacy, or lack thereof. So I'd want to know where those vans were coming from at that hour, and why. If that somehow explains the lop-sidedness, then fine. But I don't see how that's possible. The lawyers would have to prove that it was THOSE votes that showed up in the tally that way. Was there a clear demarcation?

[3] I heard a report today that there are only about 10k late votes in PA. So, from what you're saying, almost none of the late votes were segregated. The lawyers need to prove that there were more. But even if they do, how do they know which votes to toss? What a mess.

[4] I don't know the details on WI & MI, but a whole bunch of Biden votes (and none for Trump) just magically appeared for Biden to take the lead. If they're pure cyberfiction, a manual recount would settle that. If they correspond to paper ballots, we're back to arguing "Who are you trying to kid?" something like 100,000 votes, each.

[5] If that's true, then why even do a recount? I heard one was in the works in GA.


I go through this stuff, and it seems obvious that if they lock observers out, and then suddenly 100,000 vote appear for ONE candidate, that they were being manufactured. But how does that line of thinking work, in a court that REALLY doesn't want to get involved? Maybe it's not so easy.

On the other hand, they have solid evidence of votes magically changing from Trump to Biden, and it involves computers, which judges know can do crazy things (even without talking about a super-duper cyber weapon stolen from the government). It's relatively EASY for a judge to simply order a manual re-count, and if that might keep them out of the business of throwing away votes, that might be really appealing to them. How could either side object?

This latter type of fraud might be decisive, by itself.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 03:18 AM (hOOi9)

1033 How bizarre!

Posted by: OMC at November 11, 2020 03:20 AM (oZuI0)

1034 Title of article at Newsmax


2 Conservative SCOTUS Justices Suggest Obamacare May Not Be Thrown Out


So who are these so-called conservative judges?


Kavenaugh who is hardly a real conservative and Roberts who voted to put the illegal Obamacare law into place in the first place.


https://tinyurl.com/y33qbb9z

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 03:20 AM (mpXpK)

1035 I agree that the S/W exists, and that dominion is up to no good, but I
am skeptical that it is in play here. It is too easy to catch with
manual recounts.
---

I think they seriously thought they could bulldoze Trump into accepting defeat. We don't know enough about how Scorecard works, but if it's automated, all they were gambling was that there would be no hand recounts, which made sense going in. I agree it's unlikely if switches had to be done manually in real time, because by Tuesday night, it was clear Trump was close enough (in fact winning running away) that scrutiny was incoming.

Hammer and Scorecard are two versions of a program, and the twitter sleuth may have only caught Hammer, which was only monitoring the situation for interested parties. In any event, if it wasn't used, I'm still interested in why Trump's people are talking it up.

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 03:21 AM (kOpft)

1036 1015
India I hear has voter ID.

Every idea from the Democrats can have fraud associated with it.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 03:02 AM (9sWOw)
India also has non-networked voting machines with paper ballots. apparently no audit has turned up a discrepancy with their machines either...just something I read on Twitter the other day so might not be totally accurate


Posted by: matt foley at November 11, 2020 03:22 AM (+fqBB)

1037 Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 03:20 AM (mpXpK)

--Kavanaugh is a hawk on immigration, so fuck it, I'll see how the Zero Care issue susses out.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 03:22 AM (oZuI0)

1038
My WAG is that Hammer/Scorecard are related to Dominion in that on it's own it makes no sense that NSA has magical election befuckery software that can hack any election system on the planet. It makes rather more sense that Dominion put a backdoor in it's code, and Hammer was a legit mechanism for monitoring the machines sold overseas (or not legit as the Clinton Foundation, according to its website, was giving them away to 'help' foreign countries run 'fair' election). Scorecard is a variation of Hammer that allows changes to be made, in theory to alter foreign elections, but we use the same machines, so the IC was just on its honor to not use it here.

Also on point f, there's no legitimate reason for ballots to end up in the trash. If a ballot is 'bad' for whatever reason it's supposed to be spoiled and retained, so that all ballots printed are accounted for at the end of the process.
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 02:51 AM (kOpft)


Retired AF General Tom McInerney told Steve Bannon of Hammer and Scorecard a week or two before the election. Hammer is the original NSA code, for sig int (gathering electronic info) and the CIA learned of it and modified it to write scorecard. Scorecard was written to alter foreign elections, and Gen M said it was used at least twice.

Former #3 in the AF, 35 year incredible resume, and quite aware of spook stuff of the NSA and CIA. He was my source and described Scorecard as a real time tool that integrated with Dominion counting, and it flipped 3% of the votes to the other guy, AFTER THE VOTE STARTED, RANDOMLY. Scorecard gave them the count how many phony paper votes they had to create. So this isn't speculation, unless you think Gen M is lying.

The 3am ballots were blank because if they got caught, the gig is up. Empty ballots, no big deal. The ballot counters did the actual work. And there is an audio of a Detroit supervisor training the underlings how to cheat. It came out yesterday, and is/was on Gateway Pundit if you want to listen to it. It's damning. Unknown if they knew it was cheating, or just procedure. I'm guessing the latter.
Oh, they tried it in Fla, but it didn't work because Fla doesn't continue to count ballots, so there was no time to mark up phony ones. All other states, no problem. And one more thing, all counting stopped in the battleground states for a few hours. Syncing up data because there was some type of glitch? Your guess is as good as mine. There was no reason to stop counting Wed morning. So why did it happen in all those states?

But we agree more than we disagree. I am pretty sure Scorecard exists, and close to how they used it. It's consistent with what Gen M says.
And BTW, who was CIA Director when Scorecard was written?
Why, John Brennan, of course. Evil bastard John Brennan.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 03:24 AM (sy5kK)

1039 25. More than one hundred credentialed election challengers provided sworn affidavits (Exhibit 1, not attached).
36. An election worker told challenger Jazmine Early that since "English was not [her] first language ... [she] should not be taking
part in this process." [typical Dem hypocrisy!]
54. Connarn has provided a photograph of a note handed to her by the poll worker in which the poll worker indicated she (the poll worker) was instructed to change the date ballots were received.

Posted by: Still doesn't meet MSM standard of "evidence" at November 11, 2020 03:24 AM (BBWrU)

1040 I think that MI filing was today's, Rudy said there'd be one tomorrow that would cover 100s of thousands of fraudulent ballots, and would "shock" us. Please don't over-promise on this, Rudy, no room for that in this particular fight.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2020 03:09 AM (OTzUX)


I wouldn't worry about that being "over-promised". If you're taking about "100s of thousands of fraudulent ballots", it's INHERENTLY shocking, no matter what it says.

It's great to hear about them going after the "big fish". Seems like they're babbling about the small stuff on the shows I've seen.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 03:27 AM (hOOi9)

1041 I read there were two different MI filings.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 03:29 AM (sy5kK)

1042 I'm not sure if Hammer had to be used.
according to a cybersecurity company owned by Russ Ramsdale some motivated hacker or even a clerk with the proper credentials and beginner level know how could just flip votes. the glitches we are seeing are real...they have happened before in the KY government race in 2018, prob Ted Cruz and Beth race too, since that's what they were auditing.

play is to adjust the vote in real timeslow momentummanufacture ballotsBlackbox the countingget the total above the recount triggerdare Trump to do something about it
use the media to matrix all of us



Posted by: matt foley at November 11, 2020 03:31 AM (+fqBB)

1043 Remember, Rudy took down the 5 Mafia families before he was Mayor.

Guy is experienced standing up to evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 03:31 AM (sy5kK)

1044 As Optimizer said, the courts do not want to be involved.

My understanding is that their main line in is that the Constitution says the the legislature sets the rules. Not the state courts, not the SoS, not the guys manning the counting rooms. And their main concern is disparate treatment.

Both of those are pretty blatant in PA at the least. The other states is tougher since the leg. creating shitty rules that people abuse is not their problem. Now if you lock out Republican Poll watchers, that breaks both points and the SC could toss the election. In fact, I don't see how they can avoid mandating some remedy.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 03:34 AM (LWu6U)

1045 1037 --Kavanaugh is a hawk on immigration, so fuck it, I'll see how the Zero Care issue susses out.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 03:22 AM (oZuI0)


One issue hardly makes you a conservative.

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 03:35 AM (mpXpK)

1046 Hammer and Scorecard are two versions of a program, and the twitter sleuth may have only caught Hammer, which was only monitoring the situation for interested parties. In any event, if it wasn't used, I'm still interested in why Trump's people are talking it up.
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2020 03:21 AM (kOpft)


When over a thousand votes show up in the count as Biden's instead of Trump's, that's Scorecard at work. You might explain it away if there was only one case, but dozens of cases have been found so far.

Sounds to me like Biden's unlikely "popularity", and turnout, in certain places were actually TRUMP being even more popular than we might expect. But then, the downballot results reflect that, don't they?

I want a manual recount of all 30 affected states, just so the stats on this election can be legit, even when it doesn't effect races.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 03:35 AM (hOOi9)

1047 1043 Remember, Rudy took down the 5 Mafia families before he was Mayor.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 03:31 AM (sy5kK)

And I betcha he did it by convincing them to concede due to trilauzuasheisv!

Posted by: "President-Elect" Joseph R. Biden at November 11, 2020 03:35 AM (BBWrU)

1048 If any of the Horde need a little pick-me-up, thought you'd appreciate watching these Lefties experiencing horror.


Talking Head 1: "Orange man bad blah blah, Ken what have you learned sir?"

Talking Head 2: *glances down, startled* "Oh s***. F***."

Talking Head 1: "... Okay."

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1326210621168218113

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at November 11, 2020 03:37 AM (a49GY)

1049 Let's recall the first Debate (Chris Wallace):
"Will you urge your supporters to stay calm while the vote is counted, and will you pledge not to declare victory until the election is independently certified?"

Posted by: Someone whispered "Yes" into Joe's earpiece at November 11, 2020 03:41 AM (BBWrU)

1050 Remember, Rudy took down the 5 Mafia families before he was Mayor.

Guy is experienced standing up to evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2020 03:31 AM (sy5kK)


Rudy could use the same law he used against the Mob capo di tutti capi and use it against the Democrats: RICO. This election proves the Dems are an organized criminal enterprise with a hierarchy. The money all flows from Soros, whether directly or through his lefty outreach donation programs. I'd give Malignancy's left tit and botoxed brain just to have a look at Soros' financials.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 03:42 AM (ldL4g)

1051 One issue hardly makes you a conservative.
Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 03:35 AM (mpXpK)

--True as far as it goes, but immigration is more important.

Well, come the National Divorce, all this shall be academic.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 03:42 AM (oZuI0)

1052 790 Telephone Is Ringing
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 11, 2020 12:24 AM (+fTAB)

Is that my mother on the phone?


Posted by: The Police at November 11, 2020 03:43 AM (oZuI0)

1053 Taking it the main counter of the votes Pa's Secretary of State is the one who made the fraud rule signatures on mail votes don't have to match what is in the book.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 03:43 AM (9sWOw)

1054 Both of those are pretty blatant in PA at the least. The other states is tougher since the leg. creating shitty rules that people abuse is not their problem. Now if you lock out Republican Poll watchers, that breaks both points and the SC could toss the election. In fact, I don't see how they can avoid mandating some remedy.
Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 03:34 AM (LWu6U)


Anybody know under what circumstances they might normally "toss an election"? And does that mean a NEW election? I think I've heard of them doing a statewide election, but for POTUS, it's part of a national election, in a way.

I don't think I've ever heard of a state doing a re-do for POTUS, but then we've never heard of this level of fraud, with a cyber attack on top.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 03:44 AM (hOOi9)

1055 Posted by: ReactionaryMonster

Now I want to know what he just saw on his phone.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 03:45 AM (LWu6U)

1056 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 03:49 AM (iVJFf)

1057 I don't think I've ever heard of a state doing a re-do for POTUS, but then we've never heard of this level of fraud, with a cyber attack on top.
Posted by: Optimizer at November 11, 2020 03:44 AM (hOOi9)

3 USC 2 doesn't allow re-dos, though Congress could pass a Law to supersede it. It only states that a Legislature appoints the Electors if the specified election "failed to make a choice".

Posted by: And for that matter, is Title 3 constitutional? at November 11, 2020 03:49 AM (BBWrU)

1058 I don't think I've ever heard of a state doing a re-do for POTUS, but then we've never heard of this level of fraud, with a cyber attack on top.
Posted by: Optimizer

Yeah, that is the other thing. I think constitutionally there just is no time for a redo. Or at least, I think that is what I remember from Bush v. Gore, way back. In that, they overturned the state court demand to keep counting. I think they disagreed on the remedy? not sure.


You bring up a good point. If the Biden team could hack the vote, then surely the Chinese could, and if they could, they did.

I assume they delegated the fraud to the DNC, but maybe they helped? This is harder to know. I do know the Chinese were invloved. They have too much to lose and would have spent any price to stop Trump for 4 more years. Even better if they buy the whole dem party at the same time.

Posted by: President-elect Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2020 03:52 AM (LWu6U)

1059 > Anybody know under what circumstances they might normally "toss an election"?

Not really, depends on whether it is a State Court or a Federal one, and on what grounds they plan to do so. Election Law is really sui generis, compared to civil or criminal (or even administrative) law.

15 recent elections that were tossed: https://tinyurl.com/y2pxzx92

Posted by: Have to bring the result into question at November 11, 2020 03:55 AM (BBWrU)

1060 > I do know the Chinese were invloved.

You say baselessly, without evidence.

Posted by: Ping from Guoanbu at November 11, 2020 03:56 AM (BBWrU)

1061 My tablet Leftist news flash
CNN alarm grows as Trump's dictator moves as denies defeat.

From the same ones 4 years ago who said it was Russian Collusion and Hillary won.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:08 AM (9sWOw)

1062 And once again our governor tries to shut down the state. This time with an advisory EO.

Stay home, don't congregate with anyone but your own household. Hold virtual Thanksgiving and Christmas.

But please, your mental health is do important, go outside and exercise-even ride your bike! (Um, gov, winter is on it's way!)

Oh, and don't forget to wear your mask. You know, they help, and it shows how much you care about others!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:09 AM (iVJFf)

1063
Can someone tell me why that Filger or Pilger shit was still employed by the DOJ?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 11, 2020 04:12 AM (BJH2j)

1064 1062 And once again our governor tries to shut down the state. This time with an advisory EO.

Stay home, don't congregate with anyone but your own household. Hold virtual Thanksgiving and Christmas.

But please, your mental health is do important, go outside and exercise-even ride your bike! (Um, gov, winter is on it's way!)

Oh, and don't forget to wear your mask. You know, they help, and it shows how much you care about others!
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:09 AM (iVJFf)

And the Karens will eat it with a spoon.

There is a reason Jesus is the Shepard and people the sheep.

Cause we are.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 04:12 AM (Ojki1)

1065 >>
And the Karens will eat it with a spoon.

There is a reason Jesus is the Shepard and people the sheep.

Cause we are.
Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 04:12 AM (Ojki1)


Can't wait for the 1st Karen to confront my non-masked face at work today

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:17 AM (iVJFf)

1066 https://thenationalpulse.com/news/case-against-biden-win/

My county voted Sundowner 1.43 times what Jug Ears got

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:18 AM (9sWOw)

1067 Getting rain later, still going to put out my flag this morning.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:23 AM (9sWOw)

1068 Making Pepperidge farm's French toast swirl bread

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:28 AM (9sWOw)

1069 Had some pretty severe weather here last evening. Drive home from mom's was fun. Construction barrels blown into roadway, a few tree branches down.

No tree damage at home, yet. Winds still howling

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:29 AM (iVJFf)

1070 Can't wait for the 1st Karen to confront my non-masked face at work today
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:17 AM (iVJFf)

Since I only wear one to shop, I'm going with absurdity.

Found my Packer ski mask- Link I found so hopefully it works, should be the first image on the right side.

https://tinyurl.com/yy3rz5ek

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 04:29 AM (Ojki1)

1071 1068 Making Pepperidge farm's French toast swirl bread

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:28 AM (9sWOw)

I like the one with raisins. And it reminds me that we have a government agency that sets the price of raisins like some commie shithole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 04:31 AM (8/wA5)

1072 1066 https://thenationalpulse.com/news/case-against-biden-win/

My county voted Sundowner 1.43 times what Jug Ears got
Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:18 AM (9sWOw)

Just shows America is really racist man, as they go with a dementia patient over the black man.

Start that meme, that Biden more popular than Obama and watch the purple lipped jackass' ego burn as he can't come out to deny it but it becomes public belief and shapes his "legacy."

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 04:32 AM (Ojki1)

1073 601 I never ate so well as the time I spent living in Paris. It's not so much French "food" it's that the French have an appreciation for food. They'll make a kick ass burrito and then a kick ass omelette and then a kick ass plate of pasta.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 10, 2020 11:39 PM (22mNy)

I lived there 2 years and never had a bad meal.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 11, 2020 04:33 AM (rt0xh)

1074
1067 Getting rain later, still going to put out my flag this morning.
Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:23 AM (9sWOw)








Its been raining all night here. I plan on putting my flag out in the morning if it quits raining

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 04:33 AM (mpXpK)

1075 /sock

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 04:35 AM (oZuI0)

1076 >>Found my Packer ski mask- Link I found so hopefully it works, should be the first image on the right side.

https://tinyurl.com/yy3rz5ek
Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 04:29 AM (Ojki1)

Ha! It shows several on format on my phone. Please tell me it's the one with the yarn beard

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:36 AM (iVJFf)

1077 just invented a new breakfast food. A sausage bun. Two Swaggarty's sausage patties mashed together , cooked and added to a heated hamburger bun.

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 04:39 AM (mpXpK)

1078 Raisins in bread or cookies are a no-go for me.

No probs with raisin bran cereal, though.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 04:40 AM (oZuI0)

1079 It's in Guam. My DIVO got a t-shirt there.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 10, 2020 11:48 PM (t+qrx)

Save the POGs!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 11, 2020 04:40 AM (rt0xh)

1080 https://www.americanthinker.com/why scott adams of dilbert fame and i say trump wins this thing bigly

We will see

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:43 AM (9sWOw)

1081 Add a fried egg to that Vic, and you have me sold! But I'd actually prefer bacon...

No time to make a decent breakfast today.

Slice of banana bread on the run is all i have time for.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:43 AM (iVJFf)

1082 Ha! It shows several on format on my phone. Please tell me it's the one with the yarn beard
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:36 AM (iVJFf)

Sadly just the helmet in the upper left corner that has just a google space for face visible.

I wanted the yarn beard when I saw it however.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 04:44 AM (Ojki1)

1083 >>Raisins in bread or cookies are a no-go for me.

No probs with raisin bran cereal, though.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 04:40

You people and your raisin hate!

Love raisin bran, too. But it's gotta be Post rsisin bran!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:46 AM (iVJFf)

1084 .americanthinker.com/how collapsing checks and balances destroyed the election in pennsylvania
https://tinyurl.com/y65b863h

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:49 AM (9sWOw)

1085 just popped in to say adios, y'all...

my BP and my gut can't take too much of this stuff, so i've just been skimming here, and elsewhere, of and on.

but i do have plans for when our GEOTUS wins, and there will be much gloating on the people i know who are now celebrating Slow Joe's "win".

and four years of rubbing their nose in their failure.

i am done being diplomatic, or nice, or polite.

they hate me, so it's time for them to find out how little i care for them, and how despised they are.

Fuck You.

War.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 11, 2020 04:49 AM (Mqbzl)

1086 1081 Add a fried egg to that Vic, and you have me sold! But I'd actually prefer bacon...

No time to make a decent breakfast today.

Slice of banana bread on the run is all i have time for.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:43 AM (iVJFf)


I thought about adding an egg to it but I figured that would be more than I wanted to eat this morning.

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 04:50 AM (mpXpK)

1087 Raisins in bread or cookies are a no-go for me.

No probs with raisin bran cereal, though.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 04:40


What about sauteed chicken with a brandy/raisin/walnut sauce?

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 04:51 AM (ldL4g)

1088 >>What about sauteed chicken with a brandy/raisin/walnut sauce?
Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 04:51 AM (ldL4g)

Damn! When's dinner?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:52 AM (iVJFf)

1089 Love raisin bran, too. But it's gotta be Post rsisin bran!
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:46 AM (iVJFf)

--Aw no, Raisin Bran Crunch.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 11, 2020 04:57 AM (oZuI0)

1090 I love raisins, even looking for something else to eat or waiting for it will have a handful

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:58 AM (9sWOw)

1091 Lol, the director of the Election Crimes Branch of the DOJ just up and resigned yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/y5wyzvo9

Warning, link contains clumsy leftist bias. But the timing of his resignation is suspicious.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2020 04:58 AM (8/wA5)

1092 I need to head out.

Keep The Faith.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:59 AM (iVJFf)

1093 Take care horde, going to beat MLii out the door

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2020 04:59 AM (9sWOw)

1094 oh yeah....

Happy Veteran's Day to all my fellow vets.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 11, 2020 05:01 AM (Mqbzl)

1095 Damn! When's dinner?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 11, 2020 04:52 AM (iVJFf)


When I buy some more raisins (I like them in oatmeal) and, of course, brandy. Chicken in the freezer I have, in abundance.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 05:10 AM (ldL4g)

1096 https://twitter.com/Oto666Yamaguchi/
status/1326333020404506624
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2020 12:20 AM (I2/tG)

They've suspended his account. Jack Tifa

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 11, 2020 05:12 AM (rt0xh)

1097 What makes you think the NEW House would be voting, instead of the CURRENT one?

It's the law

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 11, 2020 05:14 AM (rt0xh)

1098 Yeah, the rather abrupt Pilger resignation got discussed earlier today.

On the food front, poached eggs on corned-beef hash beckons...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 11, 2020 05:20 AM (ZSK0i)

1099 On the food front, poached eggs on corned-beef hash beckons...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 11, 2020 05:20 AM (ZSK0i)


I had sunny side up eggs over corned beef hash this past weekend. Love that breakfast!

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 05:25 AM (ldL4g)

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 11, 2020 05:25 AM (iTXRQ)

1101 Good morning Horde.

Looks like Gov. Cooper is riding his "mandate". NC remains in Phase 3 AND indoor gathering limits go from 25 down to 10.

https://tinyurl.com/y2zvxcl4

All this while NC has the second lowest r value in the nation.

https://rt.live

Who is the dictator?

Posted by: golfman at November 11, 2020 05:27 AM (hOMhY)

1102 You want to know why Pilger and Eric Schmidt of Google are Running? Maybe because they know 75 million heavily armed citizens just got proof the election was stolen. Play time is over.

Posted by: Iblis at November 11, 2020 05:30 AM (t/Ya5)

1103 Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 11, 2020 05:01 AM (Mqbzl)

Happy Veteran's Day to you also, red.

I know what c4 is. C1 is something similar?

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 05:31 AM (9UmRs)

1104 Iblis, do you think Goolag is involved with Hammer and Scorecard?

There's also all the local, state level fraud that we are going through now as well.

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 05:32 AM (9UmRs)

1105 would some kind moron create an article on the sidebar summarizing all the free speech alternatives to GofundMe, google, Fb, youtube, twitter, etc?/

Posted by: vivi at November 11, 2020 05:36 AM (USW1s)

1106 @1102

Bingo

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 11, 2020 05:37 AM (ZSK0i)

1107
Pilger was a proven Shitheel. Why was he still at the DOJ??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 11, 2020 05:38 AM (BJH2j)

1108 Mornin', Horde.
What's goin' on?

Posted by: Heirloominati, Don't Give Up The Ship, MAGGOT! at November 11, 2020 05:40 AM (CtJ/Z)

1109 1107
Pilger was a proven Shitheel. Why was he still at the DOJ??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 11, 2020 05:38 AM (BJH2j)

Because the Federal Government Agencies are largely lawless and don't think they will every be held accountable for anything by anyone other than each other, and once you are in the club your a made man?

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 05:41 AM (Ojki1)

1110
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 11, 2020 05:41 AM (k8Sei)

1111 Left Coast Dawg,
Thanks much for your overnight work yesterday & link-fu. Gave you props in the Morning Report.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Don't Give Up The Ship, MAGGOT! at November 11, 2020 05:42 AM (CtJ/Z)

1112 Somebody should send Bobbie DeNiro a binky and a teddy bear and a baby bottle of warm breast milk. Grow the hell up, you big embarrassing tool.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 11, 2020 05:43 AM (k4dH2)

1113 @1104 Clutch, given the webs these guys weave, I wouldn't be surprised. I do think it is very odd Schmidt just bought citizenship in Cyprus in what should be their moment of triumph.

Posted by: Iblis at November 11, 2020 05:46 AM (t/Ya5)

1114 I told someone this is like a siege. Sure the Dems stormed the castle, locked the doors, raided the pantry & booze cellar and spent the week watching porn while telling us plebes that our mothers were hamsters and our fathers smelt of elderberries.
But now the euphoria ebbs as the booze has run out and the larder is bare. They will have to face reality soon...

And outside the castle walls Two Scoops is clinking a couple of beers bottles together while calmly gathering his forces, saying - Democrats, come out to plaaaaay
*classic movie reference*

Posted by: Heirloominati, Don't Give Up The Ship, MAGGOT! at November 11, 2020 05:51 AM (CtJ/Z)

1115 No quarter...WAR!

Posted by: dagwood at November 11, 2020 05:53 AM (rVhCN)

1116 I'd still like to see him lob a few 12 Inch motors over the walls, just for effect.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Don't Give Up The Ship, MAGGOT! at November 11, 2020 05:56 AM (CtJ/Z)

1117 I had sunny side up eggs over corned beef hash this past weekend. Love that breakfast!
Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2020 05:25 AM (ldL4g)


That's my backup plan if I'm too lazy to poach...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 11, 2020 06:00 AM (ZSK0i)

1118 1116 I'd still like to see him lob a few 12 Inch motors over the walls, just for effect.
Posted by: Heirloominati, Don't Give Up The Ship, MAGGOT! at November 11, 2020 05:56 AM (CtJ/Z)

MOAB.

We will just build a new castle on the grounds where the old one stood. As we have learned, it has some serious issues with rot and decay.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 06:01 AM (Ojki1)

1119 Mornin' Alton

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 06:05 AM (9UmRs)

1120
'mornin', clutch

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 11, 2020 06:06 AM (k8Sei)

1121 Range time soon, Alton?

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 06:08 AM (9UmRs)

1122 Oh, I am confident the MOAB is coming.
DJT wants to see them sweat first.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Here, CATCH! at November 11, 2020 06:10 AM (CtJ/Z)

1123 From the American Thinker article re Faux News and their turn to the dark side:

The saddest thing about betrayal is it never comes from your enemies.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Here, CATCH! at November 11, 2020 06:13 AM (CtJ/Z)

1124 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2020 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

1125
Range time soon, Alton?

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 06:08 AM


yes, we should do that

I was just looking at the weather, Sunday afternoon is looking like overcast & 50-ish

mayhaps a run out to Grass Lake?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 11, 2020 06:15 AM (k8Sei)

1126 Sounds good. I've never been to that one. When I get out that way, I go to Sharon Holler.

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 06:18 AM (9UmRs)

1127 William Hanage

I read the Masque of the Red Death. The party went very well.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:19 AM (JFO2v)

1128 1112 Somebody should send Bobbie DeNiro a binky and a teddy bear and a baby bottle of warm breast milk. Grow the hell up, you big embarrassing tool.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 11, 2020 05:43 AM (k4dH2)

Getting old and going to hell must not be much fun!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:21 AM (JFO2v)

1129 1085 just popped in to say adios, y'all...

my BP and my gut can't take too much of this stuff, so i've just been skimming here, and elsewhere, of and on.

but i do have plans for when our GEOTUS wins, and there will be much gloating on the people i know who are now celebrating Slow Joe's "win".

and four years of rubbing their nose in their failure.

i am done being diplomatic, or nice, or polite.

they hate me, so it's time for them to find out how little i care for them, and how despised they are.

Fuck You.

War.
Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 11, 2020 04:49 AM (Mqbzl)

*fistbump*

Thank you Lord for another day.

Another day of drip drip drip fraud and watching the enemedia's wobbly house of Biden barely hold itself together, much like the candidate himself.

Posted by: DNC at November 11, 2020 06:22 AM (T85yN)

1130 Good Morning.
I see Gurgle actually posted something for Veterans Day.

Someone must be drunk over there

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:22 AM (vd8XM)

1131 1105 would some kind moron create an article on the sidebar summarizing all the free speech alternatives to GofundMe, google, Fb, youtube, twitter, etc?/
Posted by: vivi at November 11, 2020 05:36 AM (USW1s)

alt google Duck Duck GO Is much better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:23 AM (JFO2v)

1132 alt youtube https://tinyurl.com/y8nrz3hw

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v)

1133 Democrat Cal Cunningham conceded to incumbent Republican U.S. Sen. Thom Tillis in North Carolina on Tuesday, saying the voters have spoken and it was clear Tillis had won.

I guess you are only allowed to have a girlfriend as a Dem candidate. The fuckbuddy was too much!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:29 AM (JFO2v)

1134 Off DNC sock

Posted by: jsg at November 11, 2020 06:30 AM (T85yN)

1135 I've been away from AoSHQ, not even lurking. Oct 30. Lost my wife of 33 years about one week after heart surgery. And on top of that, yet more. Prayers for our daughter. We are strong and dealing with the energency.

No need to post sympathy from you all, plenty from friends and family. I will be too busy with other things to read them.

Enough whining. Someday soon I will see you at a MoMe.

Posted by: CapeFear at November 11, 2020 06:30 AM (4PDMt)

1136 Great article from Insty on voter fraud in Bilgewaukee.

https://tinyurl.com/y6h9q8k2

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 06:31 AM (9UmRs)

1137 Yesterday at this time it was 68 degrees,
Now it's 35....

And a polar bear just wandered thru the yard

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

1138 Democrat Cal Cunningham conceded to incumbent Republican U.S. Sen. Thom Tillis in North Carolina on Tuesday, saying the voters have spoken and it was clear Tillis had won.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:29 AM (JFO2v)

I expect they don't want any scrutiny of the elections here in NC.

Keeping their powder dry for the next time.

Posted by: golfman at November 11, 2020 06:32 AM (hOMhY)

1139 Jeff Bezos looks like an evil troll.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 11, 2020 06:33 AM (k4dH2)

1140 Enough whining. Someday soon I will see you at a MoMe.
Posted by: CapeFear

Sorry for your troubles.
Since election day I've been on here a little less. A lot of crazy new stuff going on that my poor old head has a tough time figgerin' out.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

1141 Someday soon I will see you at a MoMe.
Posted by: CapeFear at November 11, 2020 06:30 AM (4PDMt)

A Carolinas MoMe would be great.

Posted by: golfman at November 11, 2020 06:33 AM (hOMhY)

1142 1130 Good Morning.
I see Gurgle actually posted something for Veterans Day.

Someone must be drunk over there
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:22 AM (vd8XM)

The Jake Tapper defense. Shit is blowing up on you so wrap yourself in veterans.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 06:33 AM (Ojki1)

1143 1122 Oh, I am confident the MOAB is coming.
DJT wants to see them sweat first.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Here, CATCH! at November 11, 2020 06:10 AM (CtJ/Z)

Hope so, I just worry the people around him well hold things up until after the time to dispute had passed and then just go "Oops seems are messed up" as they've done so many times before.

Based on the left's response to everything it seems like they too believe he had the goods, and they're trying to use the media to make it look like he has no shot and to pressure Republicans to turn on him. You don't start doxing lawyers and threatening them because you feel confident.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 11, 2020 06:34 AM (sB4ue)

1144 Is Brennen perp walked yet? Now would be a good time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2020 06:36 AM (u82oZ)

1145 The Jake Tapper defense. Shit is blowing up on you so wrap yourself in veterans.
Posted by: Bete

No honest, we love the USA!! See our doodle for today...we just totes forgot to post one for Memorial Day, 4th of July, Christmas, Easter....

We got it right for Eid-al-Fitr though!

...Gurgle...

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

1146 Have a great day, everyone.

Safe travels, and remember: OPSEC, OPSEC, & more OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2020 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

1147 1135 I've been away from AoSHQ, not even lurking. Oct 30. Lost my wife of 33 years about one week after heart surgery. And on top of that, yet more. Prayers for our daughter. We are strong and dealing with the energency.

No need to post sympathy from you all, plenty from friends and family. I will be too busy with other things to read them.

Enough whining. Someday soon I will see you at a MoMe.
Posted by: CapeFear at November 11, 2020 06:30 AM (4PDMt)

So sorry to hear. My wife lost her younger sister 3 weeks ago. I knew her since she was 15, almost like a little sis. May the good times memories always keep you warm.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

1148 So who are these so-called conservative judges?





Kavenaugh who is hardly a real conservative and Roberts who voted to
put the illegal Obamacare law into place in the first place.





https://tinyurl.com/y33qbb9z

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 03:20 AM (mpXpK)

We shall see but it could be that Kavenaugh was just asking hard questions (mainly on the severability of the mandate).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 11, 2020 06:40 AM (946rW)

1149 And a polar bear just wandered thru the yard
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

That was a Coke commercial.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

1150 That was a Coke commercial.
Posted by: rhennigantx

HA!

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)

1151
Endeavor to persevere

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 11, 2020 06:42 AM (iTXRQ)

1152 You don't start doxing lawyers and threatening them because you feel confident.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 11, 2020 06:34 AM (sB4ue)

The Lincoln Log Projecters need their depend changed and a warm bottle of ensure.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

1153 nothing to see here

Oregons elections director was abruptly fired in a text message by the secretary of state after he pointed out serious issues with the states aging and vulnerable technology for running elections.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

1154 Biden will put and end to all this peace

Armenia Says It Has Signed an Agreement to End War With Azerbaijan

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

1155 and a warm bottle of ensure.
Posted by: rhennigantx

As a colonic

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

1156 1154 Biden will put and end to all this peace

Armenia Says It Has Signed an Agreement to End War With Azerbaijan
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

Haven't those two been signing and breaking peace deals more often than some people go to Starbucks lately?

But yeah, the war machine has been starved for almost 4 years, somebody is going to get bombed in a not small way.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 06:49 AM (Ojki1)

1157 Does anyone use Opera as a browser?
I've been using Brave and it seems to be getting clunky

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

1158 Ric Grenell Reacts as News Outlet Claims Buttigieg Will Be First Openly Gay Cabinet Member

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

1159 1157 Does anyone use Opera as a browser?
I've been using Brave and it seems to be getting clunky
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

I use brave on my phone I like it

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

1160 Ric Grenell Reacts as News Outlet Claims Buttigieg Will Be First Openly Gay Cabinet Member
Posted by: rhennigantx

Well, yeah...but we're talking hamster gay! Fist of fury gay!!

...MSM...

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

1161 I expect they don't want any scrutiny of the elections here in NC.

-

This

Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at November 11, 2020 06:53 AM (Kt1w/)

1162 But yeah, the war machine has been starved for almost 4 years, somebody is going to get bombed in a not small way.
Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2020 06:49 AM (Ojki1)

Old Dem Platform Peace Out!
New Dem Platform Bomb Bomb Bomb

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

1163 I use brave on my phone I like it
Posted by: rhennigantx

I use Brave on my phone and home computer. It just seems to be getting slower. Maybe I need to purge some stuf.....

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

1164
Our two grandkids who live near us were here yesterday, which was a beautiful fall day. I raked together a big pile of leaves and then they (and me) had a blast for the next hour and a half playing in it.

Ours is the only large yard and secluded neighborhood in which they get to run around. I decided yesterday that we need to obtain a set of "brush busting" attire and footwear so that we can go explore the nearby creek and woods without being concerned about sending them home in dity, wet clothes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 11, 2020 06:54 AM (pNxlR)

1165 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at November 11, 2020 06:54 AM (6Pqz7)

1166 "Ric Grenell Reacts as News Outlet Claims Buttigieg Will Be First Openly Gay Cabinet Member "

Are these the same news outlets that claim that Harris will be the first black VP?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2020 06:54 AM (3D/fK)

1167 Endeavor to persevere
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 11, 2020 06:42 AM (iTXRQ)


When the Indians got told that in Josie Wales - they went back home and declared war.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 11, 2020 06:54 AM (Qe84+)

1168 I decided yesterday that we need to obtain a set of "brush busting" attire and footwear so that we can go explore the nearby creek and woods without being concerned about sending them home in dity, wet clothes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Just hose them down outside. Have them run around until dry

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:56 AM (vd8XM)

1169 Yale has a fucking Cry Closet! WTF

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

1170 Yale has a fucking Cry Closet! WTF
Posted by: rhennigantx

Also doubles as a glory hole

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:58 AM (vd8XM)

1171 News you never hear!!

Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar said today that every American will be able to receive a COVID-19 vaccine by April 2021.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

1172 A huge THANK YOU, Veterans. WE owe you so much.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2020 06:59 AM (D0eKi)

1173 Yale has a fucking Cry Closet! WTF
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)


I truly believe no small part of our current national situation is the Ivy League. They've created a system to mass produce somewhat functional insane people. And because of the rubes continuing fascination with an Ivy League degree - these people get ushered to the front of the line.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 11, 2020 06:59 AM (Qe84+)

1174 Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar said today that every American will be able to receive a COVID-19 vaccine by April 2021.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I got an email from my (D) rep the other day. Wanted my opinion if the vaccine should be given to all Americans for free.
Yep, free, every F'ing thing can be had for free.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

1175 And because of the rubes continuing fascination with an Ivy League degree - these people get ushered to the front of the line.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking

A Harvard study has shown that 9 out of 10 Ivy League graduates are good for what ails you

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

1176 Does anyone use Opera as a browser?
I've been using Brave and it seems to be getting clunky
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:49 AM (vd8XM)


I've used Opera before. If Brave is too heavy, I don't recommend it. As a browser, it follows the 'do everything' model like Vivaldi, even if the engine is Chromium. Nice, but not lightweight. I was also sold by the Norwegians to the ChiComs about 4 years ago, for what that's worth.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 11, 2020 07:01 AM (t+qrx)

1177 Yale has a fucking Cry Closet! WTF
Posted by: rhennigantx "

Perhaps somehow related...


https://tinyurl.com/yyv6tfy5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2020 07:01 AM (3D/fK)

1178

Good morning Ben,

You owe me nothing.
Love does not expect, nor want, to be paid back.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 11, 2020 07:02 AM (DVgLR)

1179 Also doubles as a glory hole
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 06:58 AM (vd8XM)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

1180 I just put up my flag. Its not raining now put it looks like it could start at any time.

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 07:03 AM (mpXpK)

1181 I was also sold by the Norwegians to the ChiComs about 4 years ago, for what that's worth.
Posted by: hogmartin

Love the typo, I hope it is anyway
I did not know that about Brave. It seemed good when I started using it about 10 or so years ago

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

1182 I got an email from my (D) rep the other day. Wanted my opinion if the vaccine should be given to all Americans for free.
Yep, free, every F'ing thing can be had for free.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

We already gave Pfizer $2B and the deal was to provide free vaccine. stupid question!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

1183 1172 A huge THANK YOU, Veterans. WE owe you so much.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2020 06:59 AM (D0eKi)

THIS !

I remember before the election, there was a news story on a veteran who had cancer who would go sit on a corner in his town with a Trump sign. They gave him a Trump parade and he was moved to tears. His message for everyone was to Never Surrender.

I will Never Surrender, sir.

Posted by: jsg at November 11, 2020 07:04 AM (T85yN)

1184 I just put up my flag. Its not raining now put it looks like it could start at any time.
Posted by: VIC

At 11:11 I will got outside and play taps. I will cry, but that's what I do

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

1185 We already gave Pfizer $2B and the deal was to provide free vaccine. stupid question!
Posted by: rhennigantx

This will make it free-er...we will pay YOU to get the vaccine.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

1186 Love the typo, I hope it is anyway
I did not know that about Brave. It seemed good when I started using it about 10 or so years ago
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)


Opera was, not Brave. Opera was started by Scandiwegans years ago but was sold to a ChiCom investment group (no-shit name: "Golden Brick Capital Private Equity Fund I Limited Partnership") in 2016.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 11, 2020 07:06 AM (t+qrx)

1187 Hello Vic!

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)

1188 We already gave Pfizer $2B and the deal was to provide free vaccine. stupid question!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)


Yeah, but that's a TRUMP vaccine. It has cooties.

Posted by: blaster at November 11, 2020 07:06 AM (ZfRYq)

1189 The most socially valuable part of having a degree from the Ivies that you've always got a way to break the ice when meeting new people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at November 11, 2020 07:06 AM (Kt1w/)

1190 Opera was, not Brave. Opera was started by Scandiwegans years ago but was sold to a ChiCom investment group (no-shit name: "Golden Brick Capital Private Equity Fund I Limited Partnership") in 2016.
Posted by: hogmartin

AHhhh. So there website saying they give you free VPN when you use it might be a lie?

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)

1191 TeeJ, I just want you all to know how much I appreciate you.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2020 07:07 AM (D0eKi)

1192 We already gave Pfizer $2B and the deal was to provide free vaccine. stupid question!

Posted by: rhennigantx




This will make it free-er...we will pay YOU to get the vaccine.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)


Watch this amazing slight-of-hand as free morphs into mandatory. You'll never see it coming !!!

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 11, 2020 07:07 AM (Qe84+)

1193

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 11, 2020 07:07 AM (K2SnJ)

1194 The most socially valuable part of having a degree from the Ivies that you've always got a way to break the ice when meeting new people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

If that doesn't work, go with being a vegan next.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:07 AM (vd8XM)

1195 Get this - Facebook has made it harder to "unfriend" people.

Used to be right there on a post or the person's profile, unfriend was on the menu.

Not anymore.

I have been cleaning up my friends list.

Posted by: blaster at November 11, 2020 07:08 AM (ZfRYq)

1196 AHhhh. So there website saying they give you free VPN when you use it might be a lie?
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)


I honestly have no idea about that, having done no research into it. It could be legit. But Opera's a chonky li'l guy anymore, so it wouldn't be my go-to for a lightweight fast browser.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 11, 2020 07:09 AM (t+qrx)

1197
Rick Wilson

Its cute that you think well stop with
@JonesDay

Stealing Girl Scout cookie money. Kicking puppies. What else you got Rick?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

1198 Watch this amazing slight-of-hand as free morphs into mandatory. You'll never see it coming !!!

Posted by: Always Be Lurking

I figure by the time it's available to all, the Krud will have been thru so many changes it won't be needed...or effective

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:09 AM (vd8XM)

1199 The most socially valuable part of having a degree
from the Ivies that you've always got a way to break the ice when
meeting new people.


Posted by: Moron Robbie



If that doesn't work, go with being a vegan next.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:07 AM (vd8XM)


I always lead with being a bulimia survivor.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 11, 2020 07:09 AM (Qe84+)

1200 Watch this amazing slight-of-hand as free morphs into mandatory. You'll never see it coming !!!

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 11, 2020 07:07 AM (Qe84+)

theres a book about having to have a mark to buy or sell

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

1201 I honestly have no idea about that, having done no research into it. It could be legit. But Opera's a chonky li'l guy anymore, so it wouldn't be my go-to for a lightweight fast browser.
Posted by: hogmartin

Thank you!

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)

1202 Opera user here. For many years. No real complaints because I don't use anything else so I don't know anything better. Former FF user that I ditched because "clunky". I have bunch of RAM though so I'm not typical. It's on a desktop. I like the snapshot feature.

Posted by: pawn at November 11, 2020 07:10 AM (Cfk8j)

1203 "If that doesn't work, go with being a vegan next."

Would 'vagitarian' work?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2020 07:10 AM (3D/fK)

1204 Hello Bruce

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 07:10 AM (mpXpK)

1205 If that doesn't work, go with being a vegan next.
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:07 AM (vd8XM)

and scream at the sky

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

1206 Get this - Facebook has made it harder to "unfriend" people.


UNITY, COMRADE! Or do you have something to hide?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2020 07:11 AM (oVJmc)

1207 I always lead with being a bulimia survivor.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking

I think around June of this year, there were T-shirts with "Covid help me beat anorexia"

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

1208 Would 'vagitarian' work?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2020 07:10 AM (3D/fK)


Where would you even find one of those things? It is a mystery.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 11, 2020 07:11 AM (t+qrx)

1209 >>I have been cleaning up my friends list.


The only question I have is, why and the fuck are you still on Facebook?

Posted by: fly at November 11, 2020 07:12 AM (WNgSj)

1210 Opera switched to be Chrome-based a while back.

That was a no for me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2020 07:12 AM (oVJmc)

1211 Former FF user that I ditched because "clunky". I have bunch of RAM though so I'm not typical. It's on a desktop. I like the snapshot feature.
Posted by: pawn

Yeah, FF has gotten bad. That's when I started using Brave

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:13 AM (vd8XM)

1212 I was using FF but either they did something or windows did something and it went to shit. I had to switch to chrome.

Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

1213 Hi hogmartin, are ChiComs Chinese Communists or Chicago Communists?

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 07:14 AM (9UmRs)

1214 JJ is NOOOOD!

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

1215 "I think around June of this year, there were T-shirts with "Covid help me beat anorexia""

If we had Covid back in the early 80's, Karen Carpenter might still be with us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2020 07:15 AM (3D/fK)

1216 I was using FF but either they did something or windows did something and it went to shit. I had to switch to chrome.
Posted by: VIC

I've got Chrome on the computer, but I don't use it a lot. I'll give it a better try.
Thanks Vic

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)

1217 If we had Covid back in the early 80's, Karen Carpenter might still be with us.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:16 AM (vd8XM)

1218

God love ya Ben.
There isn't a true, America loving vet, that doesn't appreciate Americans like you!
It's people like you that make this a great country.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 11, 2020 07:16 AM (DVgLR)

1219 Opera switched to be Chrome-based a while back.

That was a no for me.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2020 07:12 AM (oVJmc)


Chromium is a decent-enough renderer. Lots of browsers use it (even Microsoft's IE replacement, Edge). The rendering engine is, or should be, independent of any Google tie-in, aside from they wrote it. But the codebase for the renderer is open.

http://www.chromium.org/Home

Posted by: hogmartin at November 11, 2020 07:16 AM (t+qrx)

1220 I was using FF but either they did something or windows did something and it went to shit. I had to switch to chrome.
Posted by: VIC at November 11, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

-

Hey Vic, good to see you.

A few years ago they stopped supporting the infinitely customizable browser experience by changing the programming and no longer allowing some legacy apps to work (downthemall comes to mind). It was arguably the entire reason a bunch of us liked and used firefox. You could have it your way.

LOTS of people told them bye when that happened.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at November 11, 2020 07:21 AM (Kt1w/)

1221 1171

News you never hear!!

Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar said today that every American will be able to receive a COVID-19 vaccine by April 2021.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2020 06:58 AM

"Will be able to receive" or will be forced to receive?

That is what I am watching for.

I have no doubt that some or all local politicians and businesses will mandate the vaccine, just like they have mandated masks and social-distancing and all the rest.

Want to keep your job? Vaccine.

Want to go to a professional or college sports game? Vaccine.

On the flip side, we already have Leftists saying they will never take a vaccine developed under the Trump Administration.

Going to be interesting...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 11, 2020 07:21 AM (Do5/p)

1222 NOOD Morning Report

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 11, 2020 07:22 AM (Do5/p)

1223 1195

Get this - Facebook has made it harder to "unfriend" people.

Used to be right there on a post or the person's profile, unfriend was on the menu.

Not anymore.

I have been cleaning up my friends list.

Posted by: blaster at November 11, 2020 07:08 AM

It is still very easy. Just click on your "Friends" link on your profile to bring up your "Friends" list. Button next to each person's profile allows you to easily "unfriend".

That is how I have always quickly cleaned up my list in the past.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 11, 2020 07:25 AM (Do5/p)

1224
The most socially valuable part of having a degree from the Ivies that you've always got a way to break the ice when meeting new people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

If that doesn't work, go with being a vegan next.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2020 07:07 AM


CrossFit

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 11, 2020 07:26 AM (k8Sei)

1225
Sounds good. I've never been to that one. When I get out that way, I go to Sharon Holler.

Posted by: clutch at November 11, 2020 06:18 AM


same place, clutch

the Sharonville range is a Grass Lake address

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 11, 2020 07:35 AM (k8Sei)

1226 Another one still using Facebook. My mind = boggled.

Posted by: fly at November 11, 2020 07:38 AM (WNgSj)

1227 Yep. Time to MAGA march on the state houses.

Posted by: 0231 at November 11, 2020 07:59 AM (r+ov6)

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