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Quarantine Cafe: Pet Puma Edition
According to this video, the puma was born in a zoo, then sold to a petting zoo. It was sick, so this couple bought it and nursed it back to health.
Kitty plays get the frisbee (until he gets bored).
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: jsg at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (aOX2S)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (ZfRYq)
And it being Russia people have weird pets.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (LMLqO)
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (y4bqj)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (2C38g)
Remember the P.U.M.A.'s of 2008 election? Turned out to be a nothingburger.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)
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Dem women know their place.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Tiny giraffes.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: MSM declaring Biden victory at 7 PM EST tomorrow at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)
Good on her, that took nerve!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JR at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (1qCLT)
Posted by: Sigfried and Roy at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Pumaman at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (tCjex)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)
Lefties are whiners but they do as they're told.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (NiXyF)
Biden is now on the precipice. Pennsylvania is in a very bad place for him.
He is going into election day with a total vote lead in the entire state of 750K votes.
If he does not massively turn out his minority base tomorrow for in person voting tomorrow, he can't win.
Trump is going to get a 1.1M vote differential tomorrow with the voters who haven't yet voted.
The current minority and youth participation rate he is seeing will lose even more votes. A normal election in-person vote won't cut into that. He has to get a historic same day vote to even get close.
Now cue all the "fraudulent vote" sock puppets.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (ekmlY)
Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Russian Oligarch at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (YxfPJ)
https://twitter.com/thehangingchads/status/
1323380051652599809?s=20
Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (22mNy)
Kirstie Alley is pretty cool. Good for her
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)
___________
Fat or thin, she's a 1.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (mht8P)
I don't think we ever really domesticated the feral out of cats. Wild animals are best left in the wild. (Thinks of face-ripping pet chimpanzee)
Puma? No, no, no thanks.
Posted by: mindful webworker
clik for 2016 Election Webworkshop video - or don't
at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (d20MQ)
Now cue all the "fraudulent vote" sock puppets.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (5p7BC)
And isn't PA just one of his multiple paths to victory tits?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Tommy Smothers at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (oVJmc)
I know many think it will be a Florida situation, I sort of think it will be more decisive. Close, but decisive.
Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (gkdnV)
fyi: Kirstie Alley is 70.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (Gguds)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: buzzion at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (vMCab)
Paramount not paying Kirstie enough to return.
Leonard Nimoy deciding to totally alter the character into a truly logical cold fish,
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (y4bqj)
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (F0YaR)
You should watch the video of him trimming that monster's claws.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)
That kitty has large paws, big enough to hurt you real bad.
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: jeff at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (J2JqR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: addidas at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
You got the Puma, the Mountain Lion and the Cougar.
The Puma goes with the Mountain Lion, so who is having sex with the Cougar?
Something's missing!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)
From the Book of Uncle Palpatine:
"If an intelligent and industrious people, blessed with abundant resources, crippled by alcohol, known to flip over tanks and APC's in collisions with logging trucks, tell you (socialism) is insane and stupid and unworkable, maybe you should listen."
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (y4bqj)
Just another POS who should be catching lead.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (ikXZL)
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)
In the wine.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (t+qrx)
Maaakes me happy.
Makes me feeel fine.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (uzvcg)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (97Jmy)
Remember the P.U.M.A.'s of 2008 election? Turned out to be a nothingburger.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)
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Dem women know their place.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (3aLWR)
She cheated and beat it just like Kirk did.
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (FsgBK)
Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
15m
Baris: Trump just took the lead in PA
erasing a 1.3 point Biteme lead in 2 days.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (97Jmy)
https://tinyurl.com/y2kgnco7
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (3o++7)
2020. It has everything.
2020 does not have miniature Russian giraffes. I am disappoint.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (HaL55)
"If an intelligent and industrious people, blessed with abundant resources, crippled by alcohol, known to flip over tanks and APC's in collisions with logging trucks, tell you (socialism) is insane and stupid and unworkable, maybe you should listen."
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (t+qrx)
I have an addibas track suit for you. You like red or red ?
Posted by: addidas at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Dan Hydar at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (V2CIU)
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (LPnfS)
Biden is now on the precipice. Pennsylvania is in a very bad place for him.
He is going into election day with a total vote lead in the entire state of 750K votes.
If he does not massively turn out his minority base tomorrow for in person voting tomorrow, he can't win.
Trump is going to get a 1.1M vote differential tomorrow with the voters who haven't yet voted.
The current minority and youth participation rate he is seeing will lose even more votes. A normal election in-person vote won't cut into that. He has to get a historic same day vote to even get close.
Now cue all the "fraudulent vote" sock puppets.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (5p7BC)
heh heh heh
Excellent.
Posted by: LASue at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (uzvcg)
Posted by: The Pumaman at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (tCjex)
Given he is dead...I'd say odds are better than a Nate Silver 50/50.
Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (Ojki1)
Throw 'em some hotcakes and cabbage juice and they'll leave you alone.
Posted by: f'd at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (tCjex)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (asSeZ)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (4NtsG)
Getting eaten by a puma isn't Russian-level suffering. It's just regular suffering.
Getting eaten by a puma you raised from a cub, that's Russian-level suffering.
Posted by: ghost of kari at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (Z4LGO)
Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (5p7BC)
*Feeling left out*
Posted by: Suppressed votes at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (uzvcg)
Posted by: IC at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (Nyumu)
Campaign manager today used telegraphic language and also left things not difficult to misinterpret.
And Trumpentwatters just had a tweet calling SCOTUS PA voting decision "dangerous".
?????
Why tweet this now? Decision was what, more than a week ago? "Something must be done!" Who's going to "do something"??? I'm guessing *not* the PA AG.
Presumably just trying to jaw-bone public perception a bit, before the idiocy starts?
Anyway, if I interpreted campaign mgr's comments correctly, and tomorrow's Trump turnout is about as expected, we're well into 300+ territory, including NV.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (jko0s)
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)
A cougar, on the other hand. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (2JVJo)
That would be more of a mountin' lion.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (uzvcg)
It became watchable after she joined the cast.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (D90P4)
Posted by: ghost of kari at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (Z4LGO)
\
Da, tovarich!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (VcFUs)
A Nadler event.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: IC at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (V+7KI)
I know many think it will be a Florida situation, I sort of think it will be more decisive. Close, but decisive.
Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (gkdnV)
I won't have heard a result other than Joe winning.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
I don't know that I'd have a puma for a pet.
A cougar, on the other hand. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (2JVJo)
Cougar petting is a noble pursuit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (KnJdm)
Seems curious to me, too.
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (YxfPJ)
They are all at home, in the basement.
With tears in their ears, from lying on their back.
Crying over Trump!
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (/6GbT)
Ne Uni did someone just insult us?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (D90P4)
Russians...you cannot expect much from them...
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (4a9Vv)
Also: if no one is allowed to announce a winner, how is that going to work? If you are showing the numbers, how do you avoid knowing who wins?
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: April at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: filbert
There are a lot of guys who do a lot of mountin' lyin'.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Oh noes, she can't go to the Cheers reunion and talk about Ted Danson and his black face incident. However will she cope?
Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
Depends on how jealous the ladies are of your, ah, escort.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (NiXyF)
Where is everyone getting this number from? I've seen it mentioned a few times.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (22mNy)
But not as cute as me drinking "Maga Claw Hard Seltzer -- LIBERAL TEARS flavor"!
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (HEEq1)
Zombie, you've been a quite a roll this last few weeks
She is quite...buxom!
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (jko0s)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (pB6Gt)
Seems curious to me, too.
Posted by: ALH
Everyone else is packing to leave
Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (XTyi0)
Seems curious to me, too.
Rush is good at hearing the dogs that don't bark.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (22mNy)
********
Bill Stepien ! Campaign head for PDT
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (97Jmy)
37. Thanks Dave. I heard that Trump was surging at Predictit
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (uzvcg)
PredictIt stopped taking bets on Trump winning or Biden losing earlier this afternoon. Somehow they still accept 'Republican wins the Presidency' though. PredictIt is weird.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (uzvcg)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)
========
Kirstie Alley in Summer School was nice.
Though, so was Cortney Thorne Smith.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (MqmFQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (sGotD)
Where is everyone getting this number from? I've seen it mentioned a few times.
I believe it came from someone with the campaign.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Yes, which is ironically what will keep the Dems from cheating. PA and MI will move as one. Trump will win them both. Probably WI too. They aren't going to try to cheat if there is no point.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (5p7BC)
Seems curious to me, too.
Rush is good at hearing the dogs that don't bark.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (FsgBK)
*********
yeah where Has Beatoff been
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: jeff at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (J2JqR)
Betting numbers are just set based on where they have to be for the house to make as much money as possible. They truly don't care if they are right or wrong so long as their percentage is made.
Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (O6/GO)
Seems curious to me, too.
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (YxfPJ)
I tell ya, a Black man like John Legend is just invisible to Rush.
Posted by: Eva Longoria was busy? at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (uzvcg)
Hard pass on having wild animals as "pets", no matter the size of said non-domesticated beast. There will be blood.
Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (jko0s)
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One year I found a baby snapping turtle on the road in early autumn. I mean, very baby - it was about the size of a fifty cent piece. I took it home and dropped it in an aquarium and fed it turtle food and chunks of tuna all winter. Named it Shelley. By spring, she was about the size of a saucer, and as soon as the weather was warm enough, I took her down to the river and sent her on her way. I hope she grew up to the size of an ottoman and bites the toes off many an unsuspecting swimmer.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (sGotD)
I wonder how bad it sheds. I could probably fashion a cat and a half from what I just emptied out of the vacuum.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (t+qrx)
Voting tomorrow, because they haven't voted already, where that's an option (campaigns can usually track, literally, who has voted, so it's a list built from actual data, not a macro estimate).
High propensity GOP voter who hasn't voted already = likely voter tomorrow.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (97Jmy)
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Hillary?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (D90P4)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (uzvcg)
*******
Dave In Fla. laying all out ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (97Jmy)
Wow.. 5 million dollar bet on Trump to win by a brit at Ladbrokes. Unless that guy is a billionaire, that is some confidence
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (uzvcg)
So that's where Hunter Biden went...
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (IbxQb)
Seems curious to me, too.
Rush is good at hearing the dogs that don't bark.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (FsgBK)
*********
yeah where Has Beatoff been
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (97Jmy)
I caught that as well. People can say what they want about Mr. Limbaugh. But he has seriously good points that you very simply will not see in the traditional media.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: seal team 6 at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (R3uW8)
I wonder if Messi likes to sit on keyboards.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: April at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (OX9vb)
Here, I hope!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Jonah
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They closed off the President win market because there were too many Trump votes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: turambar at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (Gylu/)
I will let her back into the club, but first...
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (XTk1T)
******
Deathly afraid of Bollards
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
You got the Puma, the Mountain Lion and the Cougar.
The Puma goes with the Mountain Lion, so who is having sex with the Cougar?
Something's missing!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (R/m4+)
Catamount
Not to be confused with catamite...
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: klaftern at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
They cheat when it's close. Starting to sound like its not going to close enough, knock on wood.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)
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Fat or thin, she's a 1.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (mht8P)
My fantasy threesome is Morticia Addams and Lily Munster. But Lt Saavik and Lt Valeris is a close second.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)
Maybe it's a Vulcan thing or Star Trek was way ahead on gender fluidity.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)
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Kirstie Alley in Summer School was nice.
Though, so was Cortney Thorne Smith.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (MqmFQ)
Just looked it up a little while ago. She's pushing 70 now. Wow.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (3DJkT)
"I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain."
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (LMLqO)
Agreed, she was way better than Shelley Long.
The only thing I liked Shelley Long in was the kitchen scene from Night Shift, but to be fair I liked that scene a whole lot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (uzvcg)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (pO7gM)
Did we ever find out what happened to him?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (YxfPJ)
After his permanent ban for being racist Retardo can't show up at an hour when a CoB might be lurking and waiting for a scalp.
Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: iandeal at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (uzvcg)
Betfair odds says 66% of the $300m bet (as of 4 days ago) was on Biden, but 57% of the bettors chose Trump. In 2016, again the money was on Hillary, but the headcount was for Trump.
Posted by: See Gun Thread #608 for my analysis at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (5p7BC)
No it seems that too many people bet period. The "odds" adjust depending on how much is on one side so if too many people went Trump the price would just increase. They still allow which party will win the Presidency.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (IbxQb)
When my parents bought their farm in Vermont the tool shed had two feral cats as residents. When you walked through they would run up to the rafters and swipe at you with their paws. Nasty bastards and big.
I swear one of them was a catamount. Thing had paws like catchers mitts with razor blades.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (uzvcg)
It became watchable after she joined the cast.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)
She was a nice element of eye candy.
But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)
The viral video of the orange tabby defending a toddler from a biting dog is a classic.
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)
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hahaha
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (pO7gM)
It won't happen, in all likelihood, but were PDJT to win NY, he would deny Shrillary her chance to be an elector who actually would cast a ballot for Slow Joe.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)
Or, put another way -
They see humans as a source for food.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (/Dgcm)
But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)
It is satire.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: EveR at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (R0z7P)
You have much yet to learn, Grasshopper.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (NiXyF)
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Trump's election day vote will exceed Biden's by 1.1M votes, minimum.
As for SCOTUS, Trump is laying down a marker. Try to cheat and he will go to the mat fighting. He's not going to be a failure theater Republican.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (YxfPJ)
Why get your depression from some anonymous troll?
Get it from me, your friendly MP4 whom you've known and loved for years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (2JVJo)
TL
R:
- Senator John Cornyn wins narrowly, due mostly to Trump coattails. That and a horrible challenger, MJ Hegar. Conservatives do not like Cornyn. No one likes Hegar.
- Republican Genevieve Collins defeats Democrat incumbent Colin Allred and flips the seat back to Republican. I'm somewhat pessimistic about her future, but hope she will be a reliable Republican vote.
- Incumbent Texas State Representative Angie Chen Button squeaks out a narrow win over the Democratic challenger. Angie has won handily in the past. North Dallas suburbs are trending blue, as much as I hate to say.
Good:
- Trump has long coattails
- As bad as Senator John Cornyn is, his challenger is much worse and turns people off
- Other than a few races, Democrats are trending in Texas
Bad:
- Texas is trending blue long-term and I cannot pretend otherwise
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Let's assume that I live in these districts. Angie Chen Button may or may not be a nearby neighbor. Ahem!
No conservative likes Senator John Cornyn.
Incumbent Colin Allred (D) versus challenger Genevieve Collins (R). Allred is a former linebacker for the Tennessee Titans and flipped the seat in 2018. He's a dud and generates no leftist enthusiasm.
Incumbent Angie Chen Button (R) versus challenger Brandy Chambers (D). Despite her first name, Brandy is not a stripper. Purge your filthy minds, you Horde degenerates!
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The US 32 congressional district includes everything in the Dallas area from Preston Hollow (GW Bush's neighborhood) in the west to parts of Collin County in the east. I live in the east.
A new family at the end of our block has Allred and Biden signs. A few of us have signs for Button, Collins, and Trump. Mrs. Texan and I fly a Trump flag. The overwhelming majority of the block is seething with conservatives who want to lay low but are determined Trump supporters. Mrs. Texan and I have a sign for State Rep. Button and a flag for Trump. I've never imagined anything like this election.
The few polls show a win for pro-life Republican Genevieve Collins. Lots of signs and commercials.
Closer to our hypothetical home, polls show a win for Texas State Rep. Angie Chen Button, who lives a few blocks away. I have supported her since her first run, and upped my donation this year. She and her challenger, Democrat Brandy Chambers, have placed TV ads for the first time ever. The battle is local and it's spectacular.
Cornyn will win, Collins will flip the seat to Republican and Angie Chen Button will hold her seat.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - die, russia, die at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Stephen Sondheim at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)
* early vote provides much higher % of vote @ poll closing
* FL/NC/OH already called for Trump
If MN/WI can be called quickly and Trump gets either, game over.
And to respond to April - there is no such thing as a "declared winner" in a presidential contest, officially, until the electoral college votes. By tradition and decent common sense, winners are acknowledged by media, losers concede, on election night (for decades), based on known results. But there is no official "declared winner" tomorrow.
Thus the idiotic but potentially hilarious statements by Joe's people, Pelosi, et al, about "declaring a winner".
Per my scenario above, if the numbers in WI or MN after 9PM Eastern are right, competent analysts will declare Trump to be at 270, that is, the winner. PA, Joe's campaign, Twitter, and everyone else could still then posture about there being no declared winner ..... but the point of that would be difficult to see.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)
Or, put another way -
They see humans as a source for food.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (/Dgcm)
So do Grizzlies.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
Cliff Clavin is a conservative. John Ratzenberger
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (2DOZq)
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After being shot with a crossbow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (w7KSn)
I love watching the I am Puma channel at work on days when I'm tired of dealing with humans.
Posted by: Not From Around Here at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (wrzAm)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)
'Wings' was better and funnier.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (uzvcg)
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
Meowhalla
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
It's one thing going in for some tummy on a 17 pound Maine Coon, woth feet the size of fifty cent coins. There is NFW I'm getting a hand anywhere near that tummy.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM
Tell us about it.
Posted by: Crew of the Nostromo at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Asshoes
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Easy math. Just subtract early votes from the voter file intentions. I've got the same calculation for Florida, Trump is going to get a minimum 520K vote differential tomorrow.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (4a9Vv)
My Dumbo sized ears are burning...
Posted by: O'Bumbles McFucksticks at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)
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What did she do? I must have missed it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)
That's even worse! Satire is supposed to be funny (or it isn't effective).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (D90P4)
Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks."
So, over 35,000 elephants are killed every year for ivory. 10 percent of the entire elephant population of the world, killed, every year.
Amazing that there are any elephants alive on earth at all, at such a kill rate.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ikXZL)
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (3vIkC)
Ten minutes until there was a transgender actrix on screen.
I expect this to go gay gay gay any minute.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Troll at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (hlVcQ)
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (88xKn)
I agree (and Crystal Bernard was hot).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
More likely a pile of skat in the corner.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (axyOa)
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"
Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (jko0s)
Tomorrow I will likely try to avoid all media, even online.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Now that's no way. Tune in to Styx. He'll hold up a torch, take your hand, and walk you through the whole perilous night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (hrRsI)
Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (o7OfS)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (0QYMt)
And Paddy Power said the volume of wagers placed on the two candidates over the last 24-hours has seen 93 per cent of the money backing Donald Trump to get a second term, with just 7 per cent going for Joe Biden.
Biden is still firmly the bookies' favourite though as America goes to the polls today. It emerged today that a bet-placer has put $1million on him winning.
Posted by: Follow the late-breaking money at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (BBWrU)
Ten minutes until there was a transgender actrix on screen.
I expect this to go gay gay gay any minute.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq
Oh, the lady at the school in chapel, nonetheless.
I watched it yesterday. Pretty good. I like chess a lot though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (3vIkC)
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Damn, we've got that many elephants? What's this BS the eco-warriors have been spouting for decades, then?
F*ck it, imma hunt me some elephants.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg
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I have a lot of money on this election, but it is all in a 401K.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: klaftern at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (RuIsu)
Seems curious to me, too.
Posted by: ALH
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Well one is flamboyant, outrageous, controversial, not known for being very bright but still a hero to the gay community and also there's Lady Gaga.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (oaWXk)
"He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi
leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg
and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short
pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay
into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish."
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (3P/5p)
"BidenBuiltTheCages"
Password: "TrumpBuiltTheWall"
Ladies and Gents, The Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (ikXZL)
Certainly seems like voter intimidation. I think that prick is up for reelection this year, too.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (wPVhA)
Their is a video of a Russian dude and his friend driving a bear around in there sidecar.
Now that they're is funny.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (R/m4+)
or maybe they need to do their quadrennial poll voter sample adjustment.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (YqED9)
Young guy who's had a few too many?
Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (786Ro)
And it was obvious that Sam falling for her was just another example of Sam's longtime habit of making stupid decisions.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (2JVJo)
~~~~~
Last I heard was he was in a bad car accident. He came by the blog one night and told us about that. Apparently had serious injuries to his legs. That's all I know.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (sGotD)
$2M bail for Kyle??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (Gguds)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (7I7hm)
Posted by: April at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (OX9vb)
Per my scenario above, if the numbers in WI or MN after 9PM Eastern are right, competent analysts will declare Trump to be at 270, that is, the winner. PA, Joe's campaign, Twitter, and everyone else could still then posture about there being no declared winner ..... but the point of that would be difficult to see.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (OTzUX)
For me, winning PA, OH AND FL is important because if those three can be secured, it will be a LONG night for Mr. Biden.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (mNhhD)
Lemon. Full stop.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)
I think Kamel, eh? is out campaigning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (6HUM8)
Upon getting discharged tomorrow morning, I am driving straight to our polling place to vote for the President's re-election.
So yeah, I'm a little motivated.
Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3EP)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (qiqGr)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
yep.
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)
Easy. Stelter.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (7I7hm)
could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on
air, who would you pick and why?
Chris Wallace.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Siegfried and Roy at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G
Vespa Thunder was a top agent at the KGB before they disbanded.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
He'd have to plump his face with cotton fillers, and add some #s, but yeah, the sharp wit would come through loud and clear.
Not sure if he can fake the NY accent though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (F0YaR)
I mean, is everybody a purist?
Big tent, man.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (OTzUX)
Score one for Lemon. I vote for Trevor Noah.
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: some guy out west
______________
Jake Tapper would be mine.
Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (gkdnV)
Ten minutes until there was a transgender actrix on screen.
I expect this to go gay gay gay any minute.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Initial scene: thoroughly hungover chess teen whiz is woken up after her all-night lesbian tryst to be ushered into the tournament hall
Then it cuts to her childhood, with biological mother telling her to "close her eyes" as she accelerates the car to kill them both
Scene 3 has one of the older (Black) girls at the Kentucky orphanage teaching her the word "cocksucker", and she then engages the custodian playing chess in the basement ...
Posted by: Just a small sampling at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (VWp7G)
>>> Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid
suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by
drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
Lemon. Full stop.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (VWp7G)
Cuomo.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (+tXNZ)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (97Jmy)
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They must grow back quicker than I thought.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)
Sassy Jim.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)
Don LeMon
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)
Or, put another way -
They see humans as a source for food.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (/Dgcm)
So do Grizzlies.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
You like, just have to live with them maaaargh, the pain!
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (Ojki1)
Tapper or Harwood
Tapper because he's an adult male who acts like a tween girl-bully
Harwood because he's even more of a hack than Tapper
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (j9HX3)
Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid
suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by
drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
Lemon. Full stop.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (VWp7G)
Cuomo.
Posted by: flounder
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Maddow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (G51Gf)
So yeah, I'm a little motivated.
Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3EP)
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My goodness. Please take care of yourself, and get better soon. After you vote, go home to bed and stay there!
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: some guy out west
I despise that POS. Sitting down watching South Park then his 30-second bloviations come on. I wanna shoot my TV
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (786Ro)
That's perverse!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (R/m4+)
---->here's the problem with a lot of the hateful lefts' entertainment portrayals of trump: He's not even a heel, they just play him like a piñata. So there's zero entertainment value there.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (zzdt2)
Some many talking heads, so little bleach.
Keith Olberman. He needs a major comeuppance.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (FsgBK)
- Texas is trending blue long-term and I cannot pretend otherwise
_____
This hopefully will be offset by the midwest staying red.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (22mNy)
Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks."
So, over 35,000 elephants are killed every year for ivory. 10 percent of the entire elephant population of the world, killed, every year.
Amazing that there are any elephants alive on earth at all, at such a kill rate.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ikXZL)
Well, it's possible they are lying, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (6HUM8)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (XpDOS)
So yeah, I'm a little motivated.
Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3EP)
You.The.Man.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jonah
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One thing I can recommend. Ignore RCP. For the rest of your life, ignore it. It is meaningless.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (XpDOS)
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Trevor Noah is funny as shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (Gguds)
Yes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (wf/AT)
Upon getting discharged tomorrow morning, I am driving straight to our polling place to vote for the President's re-election.
So yeah, I'm a little motivated.
Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3EP)
Prayers up, God bless you and stay frosty.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (2JVJo)
I got one of those. Tom's been on the pet thread. I do believe a Maine Coon has the capacity to kill a human being if he got a notion to. Very powerful, very athletic, and stubborn as can be, but super-affectionate and demanding of human attention. I wish the puma family the best of luck, and good blessings for their good deed.
Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (qpX6U)
Fake Yapper. No question about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (VikfB)
when I go cast my vote for PDT tomorrow, it won't just be for him.
It'll also be my big fat double middle fingers to all the trolls, bullies and assholes I've had to deal with the last four years, both in person and online.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm speculating that it might be almost as early, since either MN or WI might produce a Trump win an hour after PA polls close.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (7ZQe3)
Isn't it running about an hour late by now? (Or is my clock wrong)
Posted by: Grand Rapids will stay up late again at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (hrRsI)
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at least 7*
paint
painter
* and probably more, but those are additional ones I heard when I was young in the South
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (VWp7G)
Cuomo.
Posted by: flounder
I would pick Lemon over Cuomo. Cuomo has, on rare occasion, has been known to throw cold water on Lemon's insane ramblings.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (FUIzF)
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They must grow back quicker than I thought.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (wPVhA)
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Thank God I didn't glass my glass of water I need
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
???
The first thing any Hordling thinks upon encountering the first name Brandy is "You're a fine girl."
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (DMUuz)
Apologies Cicero, but I'm ordering an airstrike on your abode. Hope you voted already.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Cosmacelf at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (ilEwW)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
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Do you know if grammie is under one of them?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (3aLWR)
drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
I'd really like to have the multi-panel screen, with about a dozen of them all wailing in unison.
Posted by: April at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (OX9vb)
"BidenBuiltTheCages"
Password: "TrumpBuiltTheWall"
Ladies and Gents, The Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief.
Posted by: Sharkman
How I love that man.
Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (32aJ9)
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (gkdnV)
Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks."
____
Forget the fact 99% of that shit goes to China, tell American fliers about it instead.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (22mNy)
Biden is going to lid tomorrow morning at 8am.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (22mNy)
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Since the ShitMidas era SNL has been satisfied to have clapping seals instead of an actual audience.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (88xKn)
I agree (and Crystal Bernard was hot).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (3DJkT)
My brother dated Crystal at Baylor. After he smartly ditched her, she used to call me at 3:00 AM to cry about it. She's a loony. Her older sister, Robyn (sp?), was hotter and more sane.
We grew up from childhood with a star from Frasier. Her public face is not her private face. I was a close friend of her younger sister who died a few months ago from the same rare cancer that killed their mother. It was very sad.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Asshoes a
----------> you'll notice that trump's caricature never got one line that's funny. He just sits there and takes abuse and acts like he's caught. Maybe that's one reason why they created "Them Trumps".
Jim Carrey was funny at first as Biden but the libs complained in butthurt that Carrey's Biden wasn't didactic enough, they actually felt humor and not glorious leader propaganda, and it made them sad. Now, he's just as bad as baldwin.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (zzdt2)
Scene 3 has one of the older (Black) girls at the Kentucky orphanage teaching her the word "cocksucker", and she then engages the custodian playing chess in the basement ...
Posted by: Just a small sampling
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Ignore all that. Chess is sex as it turns out.
That said, I thought the drama was awful but the chess community was interesting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (G51Gf)
I follow it too. Beautiful animal.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (lgiXo)
drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
I'd really like to have the multi-panel screen, with about a dozen of them all wailing in unison.
Posted by: April
Cuomo or Don LeMon. BC they are such assholes.
Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (32aJ9)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
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Do you know if grammie is under one of them?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM
Wave Grammie!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (axyOa)
I doubt he has the mental faculty. He will be drooling in his easy chair, watching I Dream of Jeannie and sniffing his wife's hair thinking she is Barbara Eden...
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (VWp7G)
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That's fair. Shit actually has a slight edge over Trevor Noah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (XpDOS)
Howdy ho!
Posted by: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (S8ePJ)
Dammit, I cannot recall the B-1s!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (VWp7G)
Maybe he will just take over for Punxsutawney Phil and keep a lid until February.
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - die, russia, die at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
yep.
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (LPnfS)
=====
I liked when Coach would challenge someone to try to miss him with a baseball.
But then, that probably said more about my baseball career than just being funny.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: Just a small sampling at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (BBWrU)
Ah. Couldn't tell who was in the bed.
So it started off gay. Then it went transgender.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)
So here's my question: how could they know this? The votes aren't tallied before Election Day, right? The only thing I can think of is they are matching names to people that have previously voted in primaries. Could that be it?
In other words, are they basing this on the fact that more people who have voted in Republican primaires have already voted as opposed to those who voted in Democrat primaries?
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)
I never watch these people, I mean never, barely know who some are - but for a replay of 2016, con molto brio, I vote long agonizing torture session.
Almost makes one hope for one of the Midwest states to put Trump over the top a bit later in the evening, not early.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (Izzlo)
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It's like the straw ban here in the US.
Yes, we're the ones dumping plastic into the rivers and oceans. Totes not those third world sh*tholes. It's us.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (XpDOS)
Three events for Trump today? Scranton, Traverse, and Kenosha?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)
+=
Chris Wallace. Because he is very , incredibly, impossibly dumb.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Dammit, I cannot recall the B-1s!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (VWp7G
How much gas are they carrying? Could you make California?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)
Five. NC this morning and also Grand Rapids MI tonight after Kenosha.
Posted by: AF at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM
I've tried to tell you that, to much derision here.
Posted by: Midwesterner at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz)
"We're going to be together for four more years. We're going to be together forever!"
Yes please
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (XpDOS)
The Young Turks
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (axyOa)
360
Three events for Trump today? Scranton, Traverse, and Kenosha?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)
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All well-known white supremacy strongholds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (FsgBK)
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I love the idea of making a fake Oval Office and letting him sit there and pretend he's president as his brain slowly finishes wasting away.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Mookie
He'll be asking Not Doctor Jill if he's still a Senator.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (5p7BC)
That's one thing why, no matter what you think about Trump being a jerk, if you're even slightly Republican you should be strongly behind him. He's one of the only people waving the Republican flag for the last 20 years that doesn't just give up and bend over for his opponent. I feel like if he wins by 3,476,655 votes and thinks that 1 vote for him isn't being counted, he'll put up a fight for that 1 vote.
I'll take an asshole who fights for us over the nice guy who gets f'd over like every pussy.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (XwTyM)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (OTzUX)
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I've got all the 2016 ones memorized (YouTube fare). Ready for the 2020s.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (G51Gf)
"BidenBuiltTheCages"
Password: "TrumpBuiltTheWall"
Ladies and Gents, The Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief.
Posted by: Sharkman
How I love that man.
Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (32aJ9)
They have several different ones! Love the lower right one...
https://tinyurl.com/y5bzftwq
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (qiqGr)
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Chris Cuomo on the laptop from hell: "Ignore the gutter and focus on the stutter."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (YxfPJ)
I want to see Ana Kasparian (hot, but evil) ranting about how the people voted against their best interests again.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (3DJkT)
I thought Trump did five today, starting at midnight.
Posted by: notsothoreau
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So did I. What are the other two? I've got Traverse, Scranton, and Kenosha.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Grand Rapids will stay up late again at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (BBWrU)
My dog is still running on PBT (Pogo Belly Time). She was bugging me at 3:00 P.M. for her dinner that gets at 4:00 P.M. Should have told her about the clocks changing, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (6HUM8)
So, no, they're not actual votes - not yet. By this time tomorrow in some states, most of them should be.
I keep thinking, using common sense and looking at the stats from Trump rally ticket applicants, that there may be upside surprise in Trump voter #s tomorrow. First-timers and cross-overs, and above-expected independents breaking his way, all would add to the modeled #, depending on how they do it.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (OTzUX)
The way he's working the crowd with his mic problems is so great.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (ojwvu)
Calling WI for Trump now. He won this county by .3% in 2016. They are fired up.
Huge crowd.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
Three 9-years old girls and a 7-year old boy.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (9IdCK)
I've been watching Styx and he's pretty even handed about it. But he's
encouraging people to vote for Trump based on taxes if nothing else.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Bombay mom at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (qiqGr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM
I've tried to tell you that, to much derision here.
Posted by: Midwesterner at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (t+qrx)
I'll take an asshole who fights for us over the nice guy who gets f'd over like every pussy.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (XwTyM)
"I can't spare this man. He fights!" - Abraham Lincoln on General U.S Grant
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (3DJkT)
"We're going to be together for four more years. We're going to be together forever!"
Yes please
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ojwvu)
Philadelphia Flyers coach Fred Shero wrote this on the locker room chalkboard before their 1974 Stanley Cup victory: "Win today and we will walk together forever."
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)
He'll fade out babbling that Mueller never proved that Trump was not a Russian stooge.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (22mNy)
Biden wouldn't be able to do even that.
And that stiff is within shouting distance of the Presidency.
THAT is what's truly frightening about the state of America today.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (NiXyF)
ugly, his big floppy tits heaving while he hyperventilated and snotted
all over himself. Death grip on a bottle of Clorox. Suicide has never
been funnier.
True. But you know Chris Wallace get all dramatic and self-pitying and would cry and threaten a few times before he did it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)
TV- Piss Wallace
Twitter- Keith Olberdouch
Blog- Analpundit
Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (Ojki1)
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (DMUu
Not going to tell you what I think when I meet a girl named "Brandi"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (2C38g)
I've been watching Styx and he's pretty even handed about it. But he's
encouraging people to vote for Trump based on taxes if nothing else.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)
He'd like to keep his pieces of eight.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (axyOa)
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It would! I don't know if it could happen, but I would love it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Finished Miami at 1:30 AM, then Fayatteville NC, Scranton, Traverse City, Kenosha, finishing in Grand Rapids.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (G51Gf)
He started in North Carolina today and ends in Grand Rapids, MI.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ikXZL)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)
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All well-known white supremacy strongholds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (wPVhA)
You cannot get more white than the Dutch - Van Rapids.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (/Dgcm)
They have several different ones! Love the lower right one...
lol. That must really stick in the lefties craw.
Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (32aJ9)
encouraging people to vote for Trump based on taxes if nothing else.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)
He'd like to keep his pieces of eight.
C'mon, Styx is just a blue collar man.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Wardo at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (qiqGr)
I was only a tyke when Cheers was on, but I remember seeing it in syndication and having the same thought. You feel depressed that these people are wasting their lives away in this bar, then you realize that you are wasting your life watching these people waste their lives away in this bar, so that makes you worse.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (7I7hm)
We grew up from childhood with a star from Frasier. Her public face is not her private face. I was a close friend of her younger sister who died a few months ago from the same rare cancer that killed their mother. It was very sad.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (9IdCK)
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Peri Gilpin (Ros)?
Jane Leeves (Daphne) is English so you wouldn't have grown up near her, I'd guess. And they're the only two female stars of the show.
Always fancied Ros.
Fun fact: Jane Leeves' Manchester accent was dogshit as she comes from a nice posh part of southern England hundreds of miles from Manchester.
John Mahoney (Martin Crane) actually grew up in Lancashire not that far from Manchester and could do the accent pitch perfect if he wanted to.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (oaWXk)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)
You're only fooling yourself.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (88xKn)
I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
6 lines so far and a couple of hookers....
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM
I'm sure it depends on whether she dots the 'i' with a little heart or not, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)
L O Fucking L.
Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."
I just ......
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
He's referring to the jibbering numbskull who cannot finish a sentence coherently? Or has he transitioned to discussing pressure measuring instrumentation?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (pNxlR)
But then, that probably said more about my baseball career than just being funny.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (o9apC)
Telephone rings. And rings. And rings.
CLIFF CLAVIN: Aren't you going to answer that, Coach?
COACH: Naw, Cliffy, it's just in my head.
Loved that show. Don't understand the haters here.
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)
Come sail away, come sail away . . .
Posted by: Cartman at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (NiXyF)
Okay, I checked.
Five events.
Two in Michigan, one each in North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Bombay mom at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (XKZwp)
I want a cougar
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)
He also weighs less than a cantaloupe.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
Hus third eight ball and second pegging by an under age prostitute dressed up like Pippy Longstockings.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (/Dgcm)
So it started off gay. Then it went transgender.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)
I don't think you find out until episode 5 (she goes to France for a tournament, and meets an actress IIRC). I forget whether she's hooked up with 2 or 3 male chessplayers by then (and isn't too thrilled therein).
Posted by: And let me tell you about her adoptive mom.... at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)
He'd like to keep his pieces of eight.
C'mon, Styx is just a blue collar man.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)
You're fooling yourself.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)
You're only fooling yourself.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (88xKn)
Let's ask Mr. Roboto
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (hlVcQ)
The man is a machine.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (VWp7G)
Not going to tell you what I think when I meet a girl named "Brandi"!
She's a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Xo3T0)
318 5 different names for that critter: Cougar, Puma, Mountain Lion, Panther, and Cat-A-Mount
Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (hrRsI)
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at least 7*
paint
painter
* and probably more, but those are additional ones I heard when I was young in the South
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (XTk1T)
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Let's not all forget, puma is the shittiest superpower.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (5+b5I)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (7ZQe3)
CLIFF CLAVIN: Aren't you going to answer that, Coach?
COACH: Naw, Cliffy, it's just in my head.
Loved that show. Don't understand the haters here.
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)
Telephone rings.
COACH: Hello, Cheers. Let me check - Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?
CLIFF: That's you, Coach.
COACH: Speaking!
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
His second 8 ball. At least.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (mKjKi)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (I58tH)
Poise is a beand of lady diaper.
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (asSeZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (qiqGr)
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Xo3T0)
Keep me posted. Email in nick.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (DMUu
Not going to tell you what I think when I meet a girl named "Brandi"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (2C38g)
I knew a girl named Brandy. Tall, brunette, insanely hot.
Batshit crazy.
I had to invoke Rule #1.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (3DJkT)
Three events for Trump today? Scranton, Traverse, and Kenosha?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)
Five. He started in Fayetteville, NC, and then Scranton, PA (eat it, Joe!). Then Traverse City, Kenosha and Grand Rapids.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
Up early to vote and then pray. Don't think I'll do more than lurk tomorrow.
Prayers for President Trump.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)
You're only fooling yourself.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (88xKn)
I'm not saying that they are aliens ... but they are aliens.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (yQpMk)
Finished Miami at 1:30 AM, then Fayatteville NC, Scranton, Traverse City, Kenosha, finishing in Grand Rapids.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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My president is a force of nature!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)
Come sail away, come sail away . . .
Posted by: Cartman at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (NiXyF)
Tommy Shaw >>>. Dennis "Mr. Roboto" DeYoung.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (KnJdm)
You are wasting your breath.
He won't believe it.
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (asSeZ)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
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His nuts inside a 14 year old neice probably.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (oaWXk)
In a blue (or a deep red) state, there is some noise because some counties are not competitive for one party or the other so people vote in the primary elections opposite of their preferences at the national level in order to have a say in local government. Nowadays, they probably also buy targeting information from social media companies and Trump has his own datafiles based on rallies, past contacts, etc.
Everything from downloaded movies you like, magazine subscriptions, where you shop, etc. are all available to big biz, parties, and gubmint. Just takes money to get it out in usable form.
If I had enough information about you, coupled with the voter history file, I suspect that I could predict your party preference pretty accurately with access to the right databases.
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: some guy out west
Maddow
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (/Dgcm)
That's oddly specific.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (xgcdF)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)
We used to go to the bar it was based on when we lived on Beacon Hill. It was absolutely nothing like the show. The only identifiable "regular" was a middle-aged white-haired guy who was there every night trying to pick up chicks from Emerson or wherever. Pathetic and not funny. One night it was crowded and we were sitting at a large table in the back with some other random folks who decided to take a seat. Lots of people were smoking, so my roomate decided to light up a joint and pass it around. Memorable. Another night were were both quite stoned and started a BS Heidegger-like conversation throwing around a lot of philosophy terminology as if we were actually saying something, which we weren't. When we stopped, an old guy from the table next to us leaned over and said, "I really agree with what you guys had to say." He seemed very grateful.
Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (7ZQe3)
CLIFF CLAVIN: Aren't you going to answer that, Coach?
COACH: Naw, Cliffy, it's just in my head.
Loved that show. Don't understand the haters here.
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)
Telephone rings.
COACH: Hello, Cheers. Let me check - Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?
CLIFF: That's you, Coach.
COACH: Speaking!
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo)
I just can't get into characters that are unrealistically stupid. Like that abortion of a Ghostbusters movie with all the chicks. Thor plays their dumb secretary but he's literally too dumb to be alive. Someone that dumb would've died in their youth by doing something super dumb.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ZEsnN)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston
I've just started rereading The Gulag Archipelago and I rate this comment true. More than 70 percent of the people who were sent to their deaths in the Gulag were guilty of no crime. Both the prisoners and the guards and administrators KNEW from the moment a person fell under the police state's baleful eye that the accused were innocent. Yet somewhere between 20 and 40 million people were murdered by their countrymen. For NOTHING.
The Russians are certifiable.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ikXZL)
Six. He was in Miami around 0100 today.
Posted by: 🐧 at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (C+evo)
He's using a handheld mic and he's like Elvis the way he controls a crowd.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ojwvu)
but we'd have to provide our names and phone numbers, and Whitmer is watching, so...
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Xo3T0)
Keep me posted. Email in nick.
Posted by: hogmartin
Skeedaddle across the border to South Bend, IN
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (pNxlR)
Oh wait, the French tournament is episode 6... #5 is when one of the male chessplayers decides to play hard-to-get (but bags her in #6 before France)
Posted by: Not even Maria Manakova is that horny at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (BBWrU)
Even Gaga couldn't get out more than 100 people for Joe Biden
https://tinyurl.com/yxl5ooge
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Bert G at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (mKjKi)
bars. hell
laundromats is the happening place
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
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They do it out of love.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (wPVhA)
Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."
I just ......
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
poise is a brand name of bladder leak undergarments. What's he saying about Joe?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
~~~~~
"We love you."
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (sGotD)
He won't believe it.
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (asSeZ)
It's like you have too much time on your hands.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (FsgBK)
So here's my question: how could they know this? The votes aren't tallied before Election Day, right? The only thing I can think of is they are matching names to people that have previously voted in primaries. Could that be it?
In other words, are they basing this on the fact that more people who have voted in Republican primaires have already voted as opposed to those who voted in Democrat primaries?
Posted by: bluebell
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States without voter identification they still have records of your voting preferences through marketing data. There are very good databases that can guess closely on your party affiliation just by tracking how you live your life. For instance, you use a credit card to pay for range time, that is a clue to your feelings about the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (5p7BC)
OTOH, "socialized"? Yup, pretty much.
P.S.-- the videos of lynxes they breed are interesting and cute.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (7ZQe3)
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I put myself through college as a concert sound guy. >29 yrs ago. That exchange made me cringe. Those guys do not want to be part of the show...
Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (DbbiL)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
4 lines and a stripper's ass crack
Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM
I'm sure it depends on whether she dots the 'i' with a little heart or not, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)
Thank God for girls with daddy issues!
Posted by: Dean Winchester at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Trump has more energy than any 10 other Presidents.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)
You're only fooling yourself.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (88xKn)
I'm not saying that they are aliens ... but they are aliens.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (yQpMk)
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Aliens? Are they from the Desert Moon?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (o9apC)
It was subtitled because they couldn't afford to dub yet.
There was this long double entendre joke set up - the subtitle was like two words.
I thought either Serbian was very advanced in its cleverness, or else they just put "let's screw" as the joke.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (ZfRYq)
Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."
I just ......
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
poise is a brand name of bladder leak undergarments. What's he saying about Joe?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
He just pissed himself??
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (mKjKi)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (FsgBK)
Or "Dazed and Confused."
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (R3uW
NOW you tell me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
His neck in cocaine.
Posted by: jsg at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (aOX2S)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (pNxlR)
I don't know any coyotes
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston
I've just started rereading The Gulag Archipelago and I rate this comment true. More than 70 percent of the people who were sent to their deaths in the Gulag were guilty of no crime. Both the prisoners and the guards and administrators KNEW from the moment a person fell under the police state's baleful eye that the accused were innocent. Yet somewhere between 20 and 40 million people were murdered by their countrymen. For NOTHING.
The Russians are certifiable.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ikXZL)
They write damn fine novels however. You really can't beat the great Russian novelists. Maybe Dickens comes close but that's pretty much it.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (ORhOd)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM
I have a friend who writes (successfully) Romance fiction. She tells me they, the writers, have an acronym for many of the characters that inhabit said fiction, TSTL.
Too Stupid To Live.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (pNxlR)
We have out idiotic mask-loving governor, but at least he's not as bad as Karen!
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (3vIkC)
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I spent a number of years in concert promotion. It's called a sound check
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (7ZQe3)
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Trump should offer to pay Kyle Rittenhouse's bail in the middle of the rally.
Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Despite folks believing old Virginia is down with blue flu, you have some singularly obnoxious state politicians Northam and Warner that even blue voters have to hold their nose to vote for.
They also aroused the rural state with the whole Bloomberg financed gun grabber thing.
In a wave election, almost anything can happen.
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (FsgBK)
Word
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (Izzlo)
I think they're talking to the Dems: https://youtu.be/tf6Nc_saktQ
*NSFW* Naughty language.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (SchxB)
For me, winning PA, OH AND FL is important because if those three can be secured, it will be a LONG night for Mr. Biden.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (3DJkT)
I will take 270.
I prefer humiliation.
Trump staring into the camera at 10 p.m. EST, saying to the opposition, "you have been rebuked, you are discredited, you have failed. Just go. You never again will rise."
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)
My brother!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
yep.
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic
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OK, avoiding work so i wrote this:
Oh man, I liked cheers. It struggled at times to keep the groove, but it was one of those shows that advanced the art. First, it was an hour long sitcom. This gave it the opportunity to set up longer arcs and multiple story lines. They (Charles Burrows Charles) really innovated the use of multiple story lines that collided at the end in a funny call-back type scene. (for example, woody playing Moses in a play and showing up in the bar just as Carla is having a crisis and her thinking it is God there to confront her.)
Cheers also used the occasional character like the old guy Al who would show up for one funny line every few weeks. ("screaming viking - I haven't been called that since my honeymoon")
But mostly cheers developed the seasonal arc that combined sitcom with drama. They could do that because of the hour long format and this was a precursor to the type of drama we saw in such seminal shows as Sopranos or Braking Bad, where arcs are created and nurtured thoughout the the season and even throughout the run. Other sitcoms did this (like, Happy Days, for example) but it was secondary and no one tuned in to care about whether Fonzie got a new apartment or if Pinky Tuscadaro finally turned things around. Their season arcs were always secondary to the cheap joke set ups and only used to create a situation. Cheers used it as a draw and not just one arc but many arcs. Short one episode arcs, but also three or four episode arcs, (The french guy showing up, woody and the girl,...) and full season arcs (Sam and whomever he was trying to bed) and even multi season arcs (sam and Dianne)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (LWu6U)
But I didn't become a Trumper until many months later, after Trump's inauguration speech. That was the beginning of my Trump conversion.
Posted by: Max Power at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (QCc6B)
Several years ago a local watering hole finally closed to make way for condos. We often went for a beer after playing hoops or whatever. They did a local report on the place and it featured one of the regulars who always wore a glitter tie.
He said "I don't know where I'm going to go now..." I never gave much thought to the guy until I saw that and said to myself "holy cow, this guy's life is this place..."
How sad.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (fMhOl)
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (zr5Kq)
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On consignment.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (pO7gM)
And being a Gemini, I can expect the unexpected.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:20 PM (SchxB)
>>>send in the trolls
there ought to be trolls
If not trolls, at least send in some hoors.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)
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Reminds me of a scene from 'The Moon is a Harsh Mistress' by Heinlein. "Send us hoors, lots and lots of hoors, we'll marry 'em, you betcha!"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 09:20 PM (+3rQF)
He's gonna run it up so hard they won't be able to even pretend it wasn't a blowout of epic proportions. The media meltdown will be delicious!
Because God loves us and wants us to be happy!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (Vxu+H)
Am i even on the AOS smart military blog?
500 comments in and no one has a little spritz comment.
I don't know any of you!
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: mnw at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Hmm, where have I heard that before...
"The "conservative" prediction, this assumes Trump performs as expected or slightly below and fights for the remaining swing states, fraud is a significant factor:
Trump also wins Pennsylvania and Michigan : Trump's final vote is 296 EVs."
I love the Biden pathetic campaign confirming it for me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (5p7BC)
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Patton thought so as well, he thought the military heads lost their fucking minds by not going after the Russians after the Nazis were defeated.
Makes you wonder had they listened to him would we have ever had a Cold War, Vietnam War, etc?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (8YFRI)
Russian classical music is the bomb.
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (w7KSn)
Remember when the Soviets would play classical music on State TV when one of their dictators died? I thin CNN should do that tomorrow evening - only substitute the classical music with endless loops of screaming triggered girl from the 2017 Trump Inauguration.
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (3vIkC)
Trust me on this.
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (w7KSn)
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Trump should offer to pay Kyle Rittenhouse's bail in the middle of the rally.
Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (kOpft)
That would be awesome.
How can Trump be so happy and relaxed? The man is worn out and still having fun!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Hmm, where have I heard that before...
"The "conservative" prediction, this assumes Trump performs as expected or slightly below and fights for the remaining swing states, fraud is a significant factor:
Trump also wins Pennsylvania and Michigan : Trump's final vote is 296 EVs."
I love the Biden pathetic campaign confirming it for me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (5p7BC)
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Less than three hours until the first results.
You know, from the screwy NH precincts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NWM+b)
In other words, are they basing this on the fact that more people who have voted in Republican primaires have already voted as opposed to those who voted in Democrat primaries?
Posted by: bluebell
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States without voter identification they still have records of your voting preferences through marketing data. There are very good databases that can guess closely on your party affiliation just by tracking how you live your life. For instance, you use a credit card to pay for range time, that is a clue to your feelings about the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (5p7BC)
Plus they have a record of what primaries you voted in. That's a clue.
I don't think Daniel Gade's campaign thinks he is winning, and I think he would trend with Trump.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (97Jmy)
Her Majesty is complaining about the time change. The dogs are complaining about the time change.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:23 PM (7ZQe3)
The schadenfreude as the lib publications started to weigh in as morning arrived...oh, the schadenfreude. My favorite was a headline in Slate (pretty sure):
How Will I Explain Trump's Victory To My Poor, Innocent Children?
You could do worse than to visit the ONT for that night.
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:23 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: runner
He keeps breathing all the helium out of them so he can talk like Daffy Duck.
Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (0FTCx)
You know, from the screwy NH precincts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NWM+b)
*******
Dixville Notch
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (97Jmy)
CLIFF CLAVIN: Aren't you going to answer that, Coach?
COACH: Naw, Cliffy, it's just in my head.
Loved that show. Don't understand the haters here.
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)
Telephone rings.
COACH: Hello, Cheers. Let me check - Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?
CLIFF: That's you, Coach.
COACH: Speaking!
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo)
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"What's shakin', Norm?"
"All four cheeks, and a couple of chins"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (wPVhA)
Second hand balloons. Some will say "Happy Birthday". Some "Happy Anniversary". Some "Rest in Peace".
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Russian classical music is the bomb.
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (w7KSn)
Remember when the Soviets would play classical music on State TV when one of their dictators died? I thin CNN should do that tomorrow evening - only substitute the classical music with endless loops of screaming triggered girl from the 2017 Trump Inauguration.
*******************
I believe they call them 'reeeeeeeeeruns'.
I'm also available for functions and corporate entertainment.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (oaWXk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Even money he's clawing at the inside of a coffin in the middle of the Sonora Desert.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: mindful webworker
clik for my dumb 2016 Election video
at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (d20MQ)
Maybe I'm misremembering but Cheers was 30 min per episode right?
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (7I7hm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
doggeh is very upset with the late dinners!
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (nUhF0)
Imagine the reaction.
He probably won't need it - but it would probably net him votes, in WI and elsewhere.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (nnf6G)
You know, from the screwy NH precincts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NWM+b)
Oh, come on! How the hell else would anyone else in America know about Dixville Notch? Cut NH some slack!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Stuck in IL at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (ELjCd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (VWp7G)
CLIFF: That's you, Coach.
COACH: Speaking!
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo)
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Albania. Albania.
You border on the Adriatic...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (3P/5p)
@GOPChairwoman
Fantastic crowd in Kenosha for @realDonaldTrump with huge numbers of Democrats, Independents, and people who have still not voted:
16,682 signups
51% (!!) NOT Republican
44.9% still have not voted
25.4% did not vote in 2016
Thank you, Wisconsin!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)
JD, follow bluebell's advice; in particular, the order of business. Vote, then recuperate*.
*I'm only partially joking*
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (F0YaR)
Trust me on this.
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (w7KSn)
To hell with the Mongoloid Russians.
-- Gen. Patton
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (wf/AT)
That's Trump's campaign message pre-Covid. He can bring that back after he wins.
I think, if there was ever a President to blunt the dreaded "sixth year November bloodbath" it's Trump. He has the fighting spirit and the love of campaigning. He'll barnstorm the nation fighting for every Senate and House race.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (wPVhA)
I wanna hear you say that nine months from now...
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: If I'm reading this chart correctly at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (nUhF0)
I don't get that - I have NEVER met a dog that isn't perpetually interested in food.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (3DJkT)
I am going nuts with conflicting bouts of giddiness and despair.
Bottom line: if PDT does not win handily, then, well, we've been fooked for longer than we know.
I have never, ever seen such enthusiasm from the American people for a sitting president. Not even Ronaldus Magnus.
But. I have learned: never, ever underestimate the will of the godless Left.
So, even in this short poat, I have see-sawed dramatically.
Tomorrow is the day of days...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (+X+aC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (5p7BC)
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Thanks, Dave. It seems rather sketchy to me to base predictions on that kind of info, but I'm not much of a gambler anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (/669Q)
Why would they put a notch in their dingus, though?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (VWp7G)
only substitute the classical music with endless loops of screaming triggered girl from the 2017 Trump Inauguration.
___________
Or, over it, Forty Reasons To Be Cheerful, by Graeme Koehne
https://youtu.be/PeYgriRW-EU
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (mht8P)
"I dunno. I'm very nervous/borderline depressed.
I guess there's some hope out there, though.
The left has made it very clear that if they are given power in this election, we will never have an open election again. The real right will be censored, banned, and fired from their jobs, and they'll make conservatism de facto illegal.
I do know we all have to vote, whatever happens!
This may be our last stand."
I also think that no matter who wins the election, there will be violence & looting in the cities. If they lose, they will be mad. If they win, they will take it as an endorsement of their tactics & will do some "purging" in the cities to celebrate.
I will add that I expect if the Democrats win they will try to enact revenge on the Red States & Red Counties of America. If we resist I expect that things could get really ugly, very guickly. However, that will be a 2021 problem.
60 Seconds of Stella Leaf Jumps
youtube.com/watch?v=D6S_TMd7Jkw
You're invited to the kitty Halloween party!
youtube.com/watch?v=iA8gyRbIR6s
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (FBrfY)
Feeling better reading all this but what about voter fraud? Can this still swing the election?
Posted by: Stuck in IL at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (ELjCd)
I'm still worried the media will declare Biden the "winner" and the legions of brownshirts will cause havoc. I know that secretaries of state have the final say, but the media can claim those results are "illegitimate" because the SOS is a republican. The media is the biggest fraud and the biggest wild card out there.
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (3DJkT)
True for every dog I have ever owned!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (2C38g)
Meh.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)
51% (!!) NOT Republican
44.9% still have not voted
25.4% did not vote in 2016
Thank you, Wisconsin!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (97Jmy)
Those are amazing numbers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (6HUM8)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (97Jmy)
and not far behind
Schmundie Slough
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston
Shit, you're right. I misremembered.
Anyway, everything else I said applies, but they did it quicker.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (LWu6U)
It didn't hurt that pretty much every character was likable in some way.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (5+b5I)
Trust me on this.
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (w7KSn)
To hell with the Mongoloid Russians.
-- Gen. Patton
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (wf/AT)
Are they, though? Or are they Slavic? Or are they sui generis?
Posted by: Every Russian history professor I have ever studied under at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (3DJkT)
Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)
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We...well, we're not easy targets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (
Slight? We're poop your pants hilarious.
Posted by: Poop Jokes at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (xgcdF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (+X+aC)
Posted by: mindful webworker
clik for my dumb 2016 Election video
at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (d20MQ)
What's today's body count?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (3DJkT)
I have. Our Aussie cares most about doing the right thing. Really. He's always looking at us to make sure. Not saying he's never bad, but when he is, he still kind of has this "sorry, but I HAVE to chase that cat" attitude.
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Doc at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (Vgl4t)
Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (QE8X6)
Hence...
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (w7KSn)
HRC-4
Trump-2
Gary Johnson-1
Mitt romney-1
Dixville Notch projected results 2020:
Biden-17,654
Trump-5
Hawkins-1
What? seems legit to us.
Posted by: Democrats at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (evxBY)
It's a resort town, so the COVID scare might have hit it pretty hard.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (s+GTV)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine. at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)
I think they have burned out, but are saving their remaining bile for tomorrow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (5fQpL)
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (3vIkC)
Not here in Michigan.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (NWM+b)
it's not as much fun without Trolls though.
***can't believe I'm saying that***
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (BgMrQ)
She had Asiatic features.
Seems like Genghis had been there a bit.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (w7KSn)
Now we need wrench wenches to help Ace with his shelves.
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine. at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (VWp7G)
556 The Russians are an Asiatic people.
And on Omega IV, the Asiatics won the war that Earth avoided. Forcing the Yangs to learn the bow and the lance and to fight for centuries until the Kohm could be defeated.
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (Gguds)
Posted by: Pete Seria
Buffers. The Family has a lot of buffers.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic
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OK, avoiding work so i wrote this:
Oh man, I liked cheers. It struggled at times to keep the groove, but it was one of those shows that advanced the art.
{...}
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
All true.
Cheers had moments: It's a dog eat dog world out there, Sammy, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.
But When setting up longer arcs, et cetera, it only works if the fill-in is catchy enough to hold the viewers attention to see the arc to its conclusion. Which for me, it didn't.
e.g. I think Castle fell apart at the end, but for all of its long arc, say Castle and Becket, each episode was in it own right, an interesting who dun it ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (w7KSn)
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Pfft.
Posted by: Richard Wagner at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (5fQpL)
If she wears a hijab, is she a Crescent Wench?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (6HUM8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (Ti1eN)
Less looting if a free fire zone (by any other name) is called.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (6HUM
That deserves a groan, and a tip of the hat.
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine. at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (5p7BC)
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Thanks, Dave. It seems rather sketchy to me to base predictions on that kind of info, but I'm not much of a gambler anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (/669Q)
This still doesn't explain why I get an avalanche of texts that call me "Edward" or "Thomas" (or other names that are not my actual name; those are the most common). I ask "Who's Edward?" and I am told my name came up in the TX Democratic Party's database. NOT. BLOODY. LIKELY.
Bunch of idiots. Can't wait til the election is over so that crap stops happening.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: runner
she likes doggehs
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (nUhF0)
She does indeed.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (6HUM
Nicely done.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5fQpL)
Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)
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We...well, we're not easy targets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Honestly wondering what is going on. I mean 2016 was the start of the "early night" meme. It's not like they don't have an RCP average and such to try and depress us. They were here at the end of September.
Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)
Trump, last rally. Pulls out portfolio and pen. Says, while signing, "I have just rescinded all COVID emergency orders and guidance. Your governors have no further authority to lock you up."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (3P/5p)
Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)
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Lurking Lurker's mom found his porn folder on his desktop and took the computer away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)
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Emergency strategy session.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (wPVhA)
Yea but most of them won't try to eat your face off in your sleep.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (r+sAi)
no matter what the circumstance
Just leave them alone
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (5fQpL)
If she wears a hijab, is she a Crescent Wench?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (6HUM
That induced some alcohol abuse, right there.
*wipes good beer off of tablet*
*glares at AOP*
*curses self for sipping while reading*
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (5+b5I)
Posted by: Every Russian history professor I have ever studied under at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (3DJkT)
Scandinavian Asiatic Slavs.
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Cartman at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (qiqGr)
Always clean your history, kids.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (VWp7G)
-
Russians dominated the 20th century in "classical"
music. Rachmaninov, Stravinsky, Prokofiev, Shostakovich. No other
country comes close.
Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM
-------------Rachmaninov, Stravinsky, Prokofiev, Shostakovich, phbbt. Classical or otherwise those posers weren't a pimple on Zappa's ass.
Posted by: Certain unamed cobs at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (BB7pQ)
"If Trump indeed wanted to be a dictator, as is so often mindlessly asserted, he missed a great opportunity during the pandemic"
--a Romanian guy
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (LxTcq)
True.
A local zoo once had a mother tiger give birth and for whatever reason the cubs were placed into a separate enclosure, which looked like a huge aquarium. A few days later a mother bobcat was hit on a road nearby and one of the kittens survived and was taken to the zoo and ended in the container with the tiger cubs. The bobcat was just as large as them for that brief moment in time. A horsefly got into the container, and the baby bobcat was even more aggressive and viciously going after it than the tiger cubs. It brought home how all cats share that ferocious nature.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (puu6v)
It didn't hurt that pretty much every character was likable in some way.
Posted by: MAGA
Yes, thank you. Not sure how I got confused.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: MAGA
He's going home and sleeping with a super model.
Joe is sleeping with Jill.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (mKjKi)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)
It's like when your kids are small and it's too quiet in the house. You know something's up.
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (YxfPJ)
Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)
I assume their paymasters have access to the Donk insider polls, and they know it's a lost cause, so the money taps have been turned off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (6HUM8)
But. I have learned: never, ever underestimate the will of the godless Left.
So, even in this short poat, I have see-sawed dramatically.
Tomorrow is the day of days...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (x8Wzq)
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Regan's era wasn't preceded by 12 years of being called racist, bitter-clingers by our "betters" and the Media (BIRM).
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (MqmFQ)
If you're planning on voting tomorrow: If you get in line before closing time, you get to vote.
If you're in line and word starts spreading that Trump or Biden has this sewn up, don't get out of line.
Stay there.
Vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (jko0s)
Posted by: Certain unamed cobs at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (BB7pQ)
Frank's ass is in a class by itself.
Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)
Maybe he should give the State of the Union address this way.
Put all of Congress and the Supreme Court way off to one side in cold aluminum bleachers, and bring in 20,000 or 30,000 of his best friends.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (NiXyF)
Always clean your history, kids.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (VWp7G)
Shit.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (R3uW
History doesn't bode well for that, and I don't trust him all that much. If Kristi Noem runs, however...
(Imagine her getting sworn in as President in 2025 by ACB. Chief Justice Roberts will not anyway, because his number one mission is hanging out with the cool kids, and if he swears her in, he won't be allowed to hang out with the cool kids. Anyways, the Left will not fathom the bottom of their pits of rage at such a sight.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
* open trebuchet garage door *
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (LPnfS)
Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)
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Government agents rounding up antifa/Soros affiliates?
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (5+b5I)
**********
Truer words never spoken, instead he went full republican, by letting the states handle it.
Unfortunately too many state governors are asshoe
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (8YFRI)
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Another factor ... 30-minute shows back then didn't need to allow for 4 commercial breaks (as is the case these days).
Posted by: Kathy at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (3a9Uw)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (s+GTV)
Posted by: Richard Wagner
I read that when Wagner would conduct a piece by Mendelsohn, who was Jewish, he'd wear gloves. When the piece was concluded he'd disdainfully remove the gloves and leave them on the floor.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (nnf6G)
Yep, Trump is the last stop before it goes off the rails.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (R3uW8)
because that would have been awesome. ;D
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (Dkm+q)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)
Maybe he should give the State of the Union address this way.
Put all of Congress and the Supreme Court way off to one side in cold aluminum bleachers, and bring in 20,000 or 30,000 of his best friends.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (NiXyF)
You want the SOTU address to look like Andrew Jackson's first inaugural?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (Dkm+q)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (Dkm+q)
I think it's Hunter's turn tonight.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (s+G
*******
Sloe Joe gets the Granddaughter
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (3DJkT)
I read that when Wagner would conduct a piece by Mendelsohn, who was Jewish, he'd wear gloves. When the piece was concluded he'd disdainfully remove the gloves and leave them on the floor.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (nnf6G)
his remains should be dug up and fed to feral dogs
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JQ at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (09wCi)
How could the eloquent wordsmiths on the left has missed the chance to call this 'maskirovka'?
Posted by: Johnny Thesaurus at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (ZgtkP)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (XpDOS)
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I'm right there with you. That is not in my nature to be optimistic. Not sure what happened between last week and today.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (MqmFQ)
And remember, the girls all get prettier at closin time....
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)
***
That would be so cool. Plus he's not running again so he can just throw caution to the winds. This next 4 years could be so much fun
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (nnf6G)
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Makes sense that the Farting Paperhanger was such a big fan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ZEsnN)
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I think that, more than anything, bugged me about the reboot. I've heard it said that, for the most part, Ghostbusters is about three guys starting an exterminator business. That they're exterminating ghosts is incidental. So they hire Janine for her qualifications, and not the size of her rack.
Why they decided that the wimminz would hire a completely unqualified idiot, just because he's Chris Hemsworth is beyond me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)
Delaying the election returns past Election Day is a national security issue, among its many other problems.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (32aJ9)
Mendelsohn, who was Jewish,
__________
*polite cough*
Baptized in the Lutheran Church. His Concerto in E minor for Jello Salad and Strings is a tribute to his faith.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I wish photobucket had stayed free. I have a picture of me holding an 8 month old bobcat. From back in my wildlife rehab days.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (mKjKi)
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (3vIkC)
If you're planning on voting tomorrow: If you get in line before closing time, you get to vote.
If you're in line and word starts spreading that Trump or Biden has this sewn up, don't get out of line.
Stay there.
Vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (NWM+b)
I hope word spreads that Trump has it locked up when I vote.
Since I play to vote between 7 and 8 am CST, that'd be great.
Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: some guy out west
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Welcome to the party, pal
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (5p7BC)
https://twitter.com/thehangingchads/status/
1323380051652599809?s=20
Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (22mNy)
The golems will attempt to prevent the Evil White Colonialists from voting in person on Election Day to run out the clock without fear of facing consequences from law enforcement or others? Who could have seen this coming 12 years ago? Who could have predicted this 8 months ago?
Posted by: Banned Thoughts at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (xx0TK)
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (3vIkC)
Kirk didn't realize that he just had the bad luck to land in Future California.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (V2Yro)
9m
Wood Co OH.
Key swing co flipped from Zero to Trump. Huge turnout by Rs in early voting blew away D lead.
But here's the juicy #:
Student vote down from 6,000 in 16 to . . . wait for it . . .4,000---a 30% decrease just as I predicted in July.
Nationwide.
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The youth may not be turning out this year.
Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (NWM+b)
Anyone who is still gloomy at this point in the proceedings needs a good
pep talk from John Belushi in Animal House. Can you not sense the feral
energy that we are riding to victory?
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)
I never gave up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (3vIkC)
Put all of Congress and the Supreme Court way off to one side in cold aluminum bleachers, and bring in 20,000 or 30,000 of his best friends.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (NiXyF)
And have security take away their nun warmers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (nxdel)
(Imagine her getting sworn in as President in 2025 by ACB. Chief Justice Roberts will not anyway, because his number one mission is hanging out with the cool kids, and if he swears her in, he won't be allowed to hang out with the cool kids. Anyways, the Left will not fathom the bottom of their pits of rage at such a sight.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (3DJkT)
Trump is milestone man, if nothing else
only 2 others IIRC, have achieved this one
I live Kristi but she's got almost 0 name recognition
and being in SD aint going to help
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (R3uW8)
Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)
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We...well, we're not easy targets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Honestly wondering what is going on. I mean 2016 was the start of the "early night" meme. It's not like they don't have an RCP average and such to try and depress us. They were here at the end of September.
Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)
[ ] All troll pay has been diverted to lawyers
[ ] Depressed and stoned in Mom's basement
[x] Both of the above
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Every Russian history professor I have ever studied under
They're the Sea Monkey People?
Posted by: Boy's Life at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (YqED9)
__________
*polite cough*
Baptized in the Lutheran Church. His Concerto in E minor for Jello Salad and Strings is a tribute to his faith.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (mht8P)
I guess Wagner did not buy it , huh ?
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Delaying the election returns past Election Day is a national security issue, among its many other problems.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (NiXyF)
Interesting that the entire GOP Establishment could not find time to address this seriously in the past four years!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (2C38g)
Trump is milestone man, if nothing else
only 2 others IIRC, have achieved this one
I live Kristi but she's got almost 0 name recognition
and being in SD aint going to help
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (R3uW
Name recognition can't be developed in 1500 days?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (3DJkT)
and being in SD aint going to help
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (R3uW
SD needs to send her to the Senate for a term or two (or alternatively, the next Trumpian President appoints her to a Cabinet position), then she'll be ready.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)
You mean like when he's asleep.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (V2Yro)
The first boost was Florida (for me Hillary loosing Florida was a BFD); oddly, Trump winning Ohio by 8 didn't surprise me...Obama was utterly disliked (being polite here), and Hillary was about as lovable as a typical ex-wife's MIL. Trump winning Pennsylvania was a pure miracle, and that's when I hit the hay.
Now? The vote fraud factor worries me, but I don't have the 2016 jitters...nearly four years of being lied to, gas-lighted, spit on, and watching the MSM shrug at the rioting & chaos has only deepened the cold fury that's been perched on my stomach since the Impeachment.
Win or lose, I go to the polls tomorrow at peace with myself and unafraid. If everybody who's tired of being shit on by our 'betters' shows up to vote, Trumps got it covered.
That's my opinion and sticking to it...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (R3uW
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Right?
Posted by: George McGovern at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (22mNy)
2m
MN is VERY close. In northern tier Trump is winning men by 30+ points
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: jdw at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (Ep3u+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (7Y5nA)
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So the UN didn't show up this year? Is that only for black candidates?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020
Maybe CO ran out of weed?
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (5fQpL)
Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There is no "may" about it. It's been on "the list" for weeks. Youth turnout is below 2004 levels.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (mKjKi)
There's a couple on YouTube that have 2 bobcats. Apparently, bobcats prefer the toilet over litter because they do their business in streams and ponds in the wild to hide their presence.
Be nice to have a pet that used the toilet, and another reason not to drink surface water.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (Ti1eN)
Posted by: Ripley at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)
I've got the sadz.
This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.
An amazing part of American history that I'll never forget.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)
Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you
could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on
air, who would you pick and why?
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)
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Whichever one has made the most "racism" accusations against him, just so that as they take that fateful swallow, I could remind them, "You know, bleach makes EVERYTHING whiter."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (+3rQF)
Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (NWM+b)
Like clockwork, the media hypes up the youth vote...
...and it doesn't materialize.
I registered to vote before I was licensed to drive. If that didn't make me a statistical outlier I don't know what does.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (3DJkT)
Anyone who is still gloomy at this point in the proceedings needs a good
pep talk from John Belushi in Animal House. Can you not sense the feral
energy that we are riding to victory?
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)
I used that speech to audition for a part in my college theater. Got the role.
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (nxdel)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (Ojki1)
I've got the sadz.
This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.
An amazing part of American history that I'll never forget.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)
After he won in 2016, he did a round of thank-you rallies.
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Tell her to get them booted to the curb. That's insane.
Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (32aJ9)
Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There is no "may" about it. It's been on "the list" for weeks. Youth turnout is below 2004 levels.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (5p7BC)
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I know, just pointing out some data.
It's kind of delicious, and Allahpundit is still going to be all high and mighty about how he believed the polls and we didn't. And Nate Silver is still going to make more money in a year than I ever will.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (NWM+b)
A perfect preview of the message Americans will send Joe Biden tomorrow night
https://tinyurl.com/yyydfxqg
LMAO!!
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston
As a kid, I could NOT watch I Love Lucy for this very reason. Watching an obviously smart woman beg for favors was ... beyond humiliating.
I can watch it now an appreciating comedic timing, slap stick, writing, set up, and such. But I don't remember it as fun or funny.
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (/Dgcm)
Ummm,
Bum warmers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: runner
Nah. Mendelssohn's father was a Jewish philosopher, big in the community.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (nnf6G)
This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.
An amazing part of American history that I'll never forget.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)
Never heard of a thank you tour. And a rally round the President tour? And of course the always popular fuck the left tour
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (+X+aC)
Posted by: jdw at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (Ep3u+)
When they're at school, they are also subjected to incessant peer pressure by the campus SJWs to vote. Won't be the case at home (unless their parents are also SJWs)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (HabA/)
- get up,
- shit/shower/shave,
- give some blood for a routine blood test,
- go put the snow tires on the car,
- buy a 12-pack of KC Bier Co. Dunkel, (hope that's enough to get me through the rest of the day),
- make a couple of phone calls I gotta make, then
- settle in with the HQ, OAN, maybe a webcast or two, and maybe CNN on mute way over there in the corner, and watch the carnage.
Trump's going to win.
It's not going to be close.
It will, however, be glorious.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (V+7KI)
I've got the sadz.
This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.
An amazing part of American history that I'll never forget.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)
Not necessarily. I went to a Trump rally in 2018, when he was campaigning for PA elections. So if he wins another term, he will probably do similar rallies in the future
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (5+b5I)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (R3uW
Me too. He will have some serious challengers though.
Our bench is broad and deep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (3DJkT
If Pence wants it, it's his
but if not, they're about a dozen people ahead of Kristi
she'll never catch up to them
my guess if not Pence, DeSantis
but if Pence begs off, he'll probably resign and let someone get the mantle of VP about them for 2024
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (R3uW8)
"""
Yeah, nothing turns on the youth vote like a 78 year old white guy that reminds them of their senile creepy uncle. That'll do it every time
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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And there is the true tragedy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (5p7BC)
Gee whodda ever thought that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (+X+aC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (8YFRI)
This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)
Don't bet on that!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Father, forgive them for they do not know what they do.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (mKjKi)
9m
Wood Co OH.
Key swing co flipped from Zero to Trump. Huge turnout by Rs in early voting blew away D lead.
But here's the juicy #:
Student vote down from 6,000 in 16 to . . . wait for it . . .4,000---a 30% decrease just as I predicted in July.
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bowling Green State U, where the lovely and talented Refugee Daughter studies. Dorm population is way down.
Posted by: Hogmartin's Cat at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (8AONa)
It's the claim that all Joe needs is more time for the ballots to make their way thru the darned postal system. It also makes Dave In Fla's point that the Dems already went thru their high-propensity voters and are now screwed.
You can read the official statement here:
https://bit.ly/2GqYUwC
Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (NWM+b)
Telling people what they want to hear is lucrative, but bad for the soul.
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (dOV9E)
Our bench is broad and deep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (F0YaR)
KInda doubt it
Trump will back him cause Pence has been completely loyal
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (R3uW8)
Gee whodda ever thought that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (+X+aC)
What shocking development !
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (zr5Kq)
He just did a couple very clam and modulated minutes explaining what is at stake, our history and what makes us exceptional, and it was actually easy to listen to.
He's a brilliant guy, I just wish he could dial it down a notch. Or 12.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Anthony Burgess, in the first volume of his autobiography, describes playing a Mendelssohn symphony in a bar for some Nazi officers, telling them it was Beethoven.
He baited them into praising it to the heavens before telling them the truth, and they beat the crap beat of him. He was satisfied with the bargain (perhaps in retrospect).
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Ripley at No
I'm taking the opposite view. The pendulum is swinging back. Four more years of enthusiastic Americans saying no more bullshit. This is the start of the counter attack.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (6yYEv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel)
Not necessarily. I went to a Trump rally in 2018, when he was campaigning for PA elections. So if he wins another term, he will probably do similar rallies in the future
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (Izzlo)
I think so too. There's an election in 2022, and you have to remember a commonality Mr. Trump shares with Mr. Reagan:
Both accepted the need to go over and around the media early and often. Both men used different means, but they did so. Mr. Trump's rallies are a way for him to get over and around the media every bit as much as his tweets in the sewer known as Twitter are.
If Mr. Trump wins, expect the rallies to be a feature on the American political landscape until 2025.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (3DJkT)
Gee whodda ever thought that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (+X+aC)
Yeah, I would have never thought that could happen.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)
The "why" is what I'm interested in...
Something is fishy.
Not like I'm worried about tomorrow, because I'm not.
But what's their game? They're not known for restraint and unemotional responses?
Something is up with those little fascists...
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)
@BillFOXLA·6m
NEW/THREAD: LA County Sheriff
@LACoSheriff tells me he will have a "zero tolerance" policy on any looting/violence this week. All patrols now on 12 hour shifts. 3 mobile field forces, SRT teams ready to deploy anywhere. Will be watching DTLA, WeHo, Beverly Hills, SM.
4m
Sheriff says law enforcement has learned from the George Floyd unrest, & LASD will be ready to respond to problems immediately without having to deal with mayors & city councils like municipal police have to. Says LASD will be prepared to support all local police as well.
3m
I asked Villanueva what he thinks about seeing so much of the city boarding up.
He said: "I think the group of people that is willing to do something stupid like vandalize or loot is not that big of a group, and we're gonna be ready for them and take action immediately."
1m
Villanueva says if a worst case scenario arises and resources are running thin, he alone will make decision on National Guard. Last time, Sheriff says he requested them. Mayor Garcetti then said we didn't need them because "This isn't 1992". Hours later, they were called.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (FBrfY)
To begin with, Wagner was a jerk. An anti-Semitic jerk. He struggled in Paris turning out hack work while Meyerbeer, who never hid his Jewishness, was triumphant at the Opera and the most famous composer of his day.
Hitler's other favorite composers were Bruckner and Lehar, neither one of whom was anti-Semitic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runner
Nah. Mendelssohn's father was a Jewish philosopher, big in the community.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (nnf6G)
That was his grandfather, Moses. His father, Abraham, renounced the Jewish faith and raised his children without any religious instruction. He even changed the family name from Mendelssohn, but Felix adopted it back when he began performing
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (LPnfS)
Prop 207 for legalizing weed would be my guess.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Watch some really old interviews with him. He comes across like a poet, a superintelligent dreamer. He ramped up, he made this persona, because it worked. It annoys people, even some of his supporters, but it works.
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (dOV9E)
Just another night, yet maybe, could be the last night my street looks just like this.
Historic day tomorrow.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (7ZQe3)
That happy news helped offset the blues over the CO commie victories on some amendments and Hillary winning the state, plus commie gains in state legislature.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (Aashi)
Let's celebrate with some time at the range!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel)
YO!
Ya got my e-mail!
(My rifle and shotgun are still lost in that tragic boating accident I had before I moved to MO, but I'm sure we can figure something out.)
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (wf/AT)
Posted by: paulnjax at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (nbaBy)
Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (Ojki1)
And so I go sit down at the computer, and log into Amazon to see if they have it, and I search, and I type in just the letter "L"... and Amazons interface pops up and says "Oh, are you looking for Lypo-spheric Vitamin C cartons?" Well, yeah, I am. Guess you are listening in after all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (V2Yro)
https://tinyurl.com/yyydfxqg
LMAO!!
Posted by: Tami
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Witness and marvel. You will never again see a campaign this bad.
The only good thing out of this is the permanent end of his campaign manager's career.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (5p7BC)
I just can't get into characters that are unrealistically stupid.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston
==========
Same here. Movies or t.v. shows. I watched half an episode of "Friends" once and thought it was soulless.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (G51Gf)
President Trump openly recognizes Your sovereignty over this nation and over the world.
He openly asks for our prayers for he recognizes the power of prayers.
Holy Father, let the whole world see Your power move as You answer our prayers/petitions, let them see, Lord, that You are the same yesterday today and forever!
You are a faithful/merciful God toward Your children and pray Your ever-lasting love towards us will bring many more into the Kingdom of God.
Even so, Jesus come soon.
Amen.
Posted by: SMH at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (YxfPJ)
Brilliant! Dems cannot complain unless they admit Trump won twice.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (FsgBK)
The only good thing out of this is the permanent end of his campaign manager's career.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (5p7BC)
Did you watch it with the sound on?
OMG! I keep watching it and lmao!
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives
again at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (SchxB)
Huh....They were rolling up a coupla ballots.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (7Y5nA)
The only good thing out of this is the permanent end of his campaign manager's career.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (5p7BC)
============
He'll work Jill Biden's campaign for senator in some deep blue state that gets cleared for her, she'll win, and he'll be back to working presidential campaigns in less than ten years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (NWM+b)
That was his grandfather, Moses. His father, Abraham, renounced the Jewish faith and raised his children without any religious instruction. He even changed the family name from Mendelssohn, but Felix adopted it back when he began performing
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (Izzlo)
Mendelssohn's music was considered Entartete, or forbidden in the Reich from 1933 until 1945. I think the Nuremberg laws included anyone who had Jewish blood, no matter if they converted.
Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (8YFRI)
You misspelled China.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (7ZQe3)
Trump jumbotron showing the best of the Biden lowlights.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (wf/AT)
they have been cutting it out
now they are split screening it so it dampens the effect
the producers at fox are total lefties
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (97Jmy)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (wf/AT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (NWM+b)
The Dems always pin their hopes on the yutes and are almost always disappointed.
The big exception was Obama in 2008. But that's because the yutes were excited about him. Nobody is excited about Grandpa Biden.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (HabA/)
For many, of course. Just not for me.
If I wanted to be yelled at I would have stayed married.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: The Great White Hunter Biden at November 02, 2020 09:59 PM (doAIC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
The Horde has the ability to create paradigm-changing Best-in-Class bullshit, with proactive crap-focused synchronicities.
The Moneys are Out There.
Posted by: Miklos, amateur consultant class MBA at November 02, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 10:00 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 10:00 PM (0jZnq)
Hell, we should get that on a T-shirt
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (Izzlo)
@JohnJamesMI
8h
US Senate candidate, MI
Less than 24 hours until the polls open, and we need you to do more than just cast your vote. We need you to give someone hope. Dispel the lies; spread the truth. The choice is yours Michigan, and the time is now. Let's Fly!
Words to remember.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (NiXyF)
VA is NOT out of reach.
Student shortfall + black shortfall + Trump-voting blacks + crazy #s from whites, over 50, men and non-college may be enough.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (97Jmy)
For a long time I thought Mendelssohn was superficial but in recent years I've begun to appreciate what a great composer he is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (97Jmy)
Wow! That's a long shot, but if enough of the black vote flips....I would imagine every gun owner in VA is turning out to give the finger to the Dems.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (HabA/)
We said it with our votes for Trump in 2016. They didn't listen.
The left didn't take us seriously and said fuck off, we will be in charge, we WILL control you.
The Republicans didn't take it seriously. They smiled and said oh sure we hear you but, we don't care. We will not accept your tantrum. Be quiet and let us do as our donors please, because you only matter when we need votes.
Donald fucking Trump took us seriously. He got to work doing what we said we wanted done. He faced constant roadblocks put in place by the democrats and the Republicans. But he smashed through them like the Koolaid man or went around them like the roadrunner. He brought prosperity back. He brought back our pride in our country and our love of country. He was so unashamedly in love with America that it inspired us and millions of others to be just as blatant.
Now the country faces another election, another decision to be made. Will we allow President Trump to finish what he started? Will we let him keep making America great? Will we choose peace, prosperity and the earned respect from the rest of the world?
Or will we choose the path of a weaker America? A place where we are ruled instead of lead, where only the ruling class gets ahead and the rest of us get whatever scraps the ruling elites deem we deserve.
Many who voted for Hillary Clinton didn't know they were voting for being serfs. They couldn't see that well hidden agenda behind the historical first female president.
Since then, many eyes have opened scales fallen away. More Americans, perhaps millions more, truly understand what the democrats really are and what they intend for us. Tomorrow these millions will join us, who have seen all along, to say, in one voice... No, we are Americans and we will be free!
Many of you here on this board have despaired that half of the country would gladly see us in chains and even happily wear chains of their own.
I believe that tomorrow, we will see that those who crave peace, prosperity, and freedom far far outnumber those who demand chains.
The reckoning is coming.....
It will be here soon.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (Vxu+H)
Witness and marvel. You will never again see a campaign this bad.
The only good thing out of this is the permanent end of his campaign manager's career.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (5p7BC)
Only shitty Republican campaign leaders get to keep working while being garbage at their job.
Posted by: THE Rick Wilson, frenemy of the blog. at November 02, 2020 10:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 10:02 PM (7Y5nA)
*************
Democrats, China, Commies and artichokes, its all the same to me.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 10:02 PM (8YFRI)
And he's got a razor-sharp wit.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 10:03 PM (NiXyF)
I'm really rooting for James. He's an impressive guy.
I also hope Sean Parnell plants a boot in Conor Lamb's ass in PA.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 10:03 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
I recall that Biden threatened Corn Pop with a chain.
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (NiXyF)
The election is going to go how these things always go, an incumbent President wins easily unless the challenger, who is really being tasked to explain why you'd change horses mid-stream, can motivate you to the polls to vote for him. Its never really up to the incumbent to explain himself unless things are going badly for he American populace in general.
It was never about the media, or liberal talk show hosts and who they like or dislike...its going to come down to whether Americans want change - this is not a change election unless you are very left wing.
Trump wins with 320 Electoral votes or close to that.
Posted by: Boswell at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (w2LAm)
ONT
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (7ZQe3)
@realDonaldTrump
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The Supreme Court decision on voting in Pennsylvania is a VERY dangerous one. It will allow rampant and unchecked cheating and will undermine our entire systems of laws. It will also induce violence in the streets. Something must be done!
https://tinyurl.com/y4z8gw3n
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Excellent. Another vote for PDT.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 10:05 PM (5p7BC)
Hear, hear!
I pray you are correct.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 10:05 PM (HabA/)
Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There is no "may" about it. It's been on "the list" for weeks. Youth turnout is below 2004 levels.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (5p7BC)
It reminds me of a quote from the movie Spy Game. Highly underrated action flick with Robert Redford and Brad Pitt. Anyway Redford is talking to some other spook who's beating around the bush about something and Redford says: "Are we going to dance all night with your hand on my ass or are you going to make your move?" The youth vote has had their hand on the ass of the Democrat Party for decades but they never actually show up to vote.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 10:05 PM (LMLqO)
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I pray that after Trump wins, he starts dismantling them.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 10:05 PM (mKjKi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 10:02 PM (7Y5nA)
I've already appointed him "Beef Supreme".
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2020 10:06 PM (2N7oZ)
Which is great for me, because I like Bach way more than Mendelssohn. Except, that is, for the latter's violin concerto, which ranks up there (imo) with just about anything.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 02, 2020 10:06 PM (YqED9)
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Posted by: Case at November 02, 2020 10:08 PM (CBO5D)
Posted by: Stuck in IL at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (ELjCd)
I believe fraud can always swing Pennsylvania. I'm hoping he gets Wisconsin & Arizona so big it will be out of their reach and they quit trying everywhere else by Thursday.
Posted by: firehorse at November 02, 2020 10:09 PM (9Ps/k)
OMG! I keep watching it and lmao!
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (cF8AT)
I love the "oh fuck it" hand wave...
He knows...he knows he's toast!
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)
SHATNER!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (oVJmc)
or Christopher Walken.
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