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French Anti-Terrorism Police Activated After Man Is Decapitated Just Outside Paris
Update: Suspect Tweeted Photo of Victim's Decapitated Head, Saying He'd Murdered the Man for "Daring to Belittle Muhammad"
Islamic terrorism is just an idea, Jack!
Update:
The French National Anti-Terror Police (PNAT) has taken over the investigation into the decapitation of a man in the late afternoon of Friday October 16 at Conflans Sainte-Honorine (Yvelines), reported the AFP. The investigation had been opened for "murder in relation to a terrorist scheme" and "association of terrorist criminals," according to this source... Around five o'clock PM, at Eragny, an anti-criminal brigade at Conflans Sainte-Honorine had spotted an individual carrying a knife. When the police had asked him to put his weapon the ground, he had refused. "Aggressive and menacing," he was shot down by the police. By his side, the police discovered the body of a decapitated man.
Police had not been able to immediately approach him because the attacker was wearing an explosive vest and a bomb-squad team was in operation by the end of the day.
@BNONews 28s UPDATE: Suspect in Paris beheading posted photo of victim's severed head on Twitter, saying he killed the teacher for 'daring to belittle Muhammad' Posted by: Tami @BNONewsSay, have any of you guys seen my Shocked Face? I swear I left it somewhere around here...
UPDATE: Victim in Paris beheading identified as teacher who showed drawings of the Prophet Muhammad during lesson about freedom of expression; suspect said to be a parent - Le Parisien
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)
547 It's like a carnival of dick stepping.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 16, 2020 01:05 PM (8MXmd)
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I hate that ride.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:05 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 16, 2020 01:09 PM (iaXj6)
What? Sounds like the shock opening to a Law and Order episode.
"We got him! We got hi...Oh!"
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 16, 2020 01:09 PM (S5OQe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2020 01:10 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 16, 2020 01:10 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (p3tmI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: McCool at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (0GdRL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
Go to Normandy instead. That's what we are doing as soon as it opens up.
Posted by: Yeast Local 234 at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Yeast Local 234 at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (xT2tT)
Yep. Haven't been there since I was a kid. We were planning a trip there before the WuFlu hit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... there is always something to be thankful for at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (o9ePR)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (k/TB6)
Just because some Frog lost his head, let's not get all higgledy-piggledy about things!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (pNxlR)
And the locals of Papua New Guinea are made at the cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (p3tmI)
The victim has been identified as a Mr. Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (epbzE)
Posted by: Ten Mile Tomato at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (2ygtH)
Muzzie are feeling a bit left out n'est ce-pas?
Posted by: Sock Monkey... there is always something to be thankful for
Pay attention to me!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (ptqGC)
What was that all about?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 16, 2020 01:14 PM (LPnfS)
Whatever merits the French people once had, I fear they've lost all virtue whatsoever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 16, 2020 01:14 PM (NfL4/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2020 01:14 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (k/TB6)
You cast aspersions on my knife work, infidel? I keel you!
Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed ibn Mohammed al-Gainsborough at October 16, 2020 01:14 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: bob frapples at October 16, 2020 01:14 PM (hNjgQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (hku12)
Beat me to it.
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (bmumY)
Trying to recreate 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow' in celebration of Halloween?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (Do5/p)
Did anybody tell this guy he's not supposed to carry any blade longer than 7.6cm?
Maybe a warning label on all knives in 23 languages.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (p3tmI)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (PiwSw)
What was that all about?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (DMUuz)
Her fucking with me/trying to be funny.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo
ISWYDT.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2020 01:16 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 16, 2020 01:16 PM (D79US)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2020 01:16 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
Go to Normandy instead. That's what we are doing as soon as it opens up.
Posted by: Yeast Local 234
Conflans is not really Paris. Used to be a whole separate town.
What I suppose happened is that the suburbs of PAris just extended further and further out until it finally enveloped the fprmerly separate city. And the weird French of policy of placing housing project s NOT in the center of cities (like we do in America) but always way out in the suburbs ("les banlieus"), means that a sizable new "immigrant" population has no taken over.
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HEEq1)
Didn't the Fench police who shot the fellow get the memo from Biden? They were supposed to just shoot him in the leg. Frickin' French cops!
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (NVDjf)
Shot 'im in the leg!
He came at me -
I wouldn't flee.
Now he's got a peg!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (pNxlR)
This is what I've been saying!!!!!
- Joey Fingerstick
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (PiwSw)
Mostly in-one-piece-ful.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
But the victim's head was socially distanced from his body, so there's that.
One way to get rid of a head cold.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HrMC1)
How DARE they shoot an OBVIOUS doctor working on the first head transplant.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Rosie Greer hardest hit?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (+++3t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: bob frapples at October 16, 2020 01:14 PM (hNjgQ)
The headless guy or Hassan Chop?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (s2VJv)
Let's not lose our head over this.
Whoremouth Harris knows about "head."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Candidate Harris, would you mind telling our viewers how you managed to suppress the gag reflex in your preferred line of work?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)
The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim.
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim.
The underwear bomber was a Muslim.
The USS Cole Bombers were Muslims.
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims.
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims.
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims.
The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims.
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims.
The Pan-Am flight No. 93 Bombers were Muslims.
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims.
The Iranian Embassy Takeover was by Muslims.
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims.
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims.
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims.
The Israeli Olympic Team Killers were Muslims.
The Kenyan US Embassy Bombers were Muslims.
The Saudi Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims.
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims.
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims.
The Orlando Gay Nightclub Shooter was a Muslim.
The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim.
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The USS Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims.
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims.
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
.The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims.
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
.The Pan-Am flight No. 93 Bombers were Muslims.
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
.The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims.
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims.
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims
.The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims.
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims.
The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims.
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims.
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims.
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims.
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims.
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims.
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims.
The Chattanooga shooter was Muslims.
The Bakersfield shooters were Muslims.
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Long time lurker, first time poster at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (jI02I)
I've come to understand the way to pronounce Eragny
is er-(gutteral noise)-a-nyee
Posted by: McCool at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (0GdRL)
Posted by: aelfheld at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Hunter Bidens Crack Pipe at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Fringe at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (IW1TI)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (rIhfV)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (VcFUs)
But W told us they were a religion of peace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (s2VJv)
Well, jeez,i mean, if you're gonna cherry pick.....
/sarc
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (6FeV1)
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Well, obviously the problem is Southern Evangelicals who say mean things about Andrew Cuomo on Facebook.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (+rZgP)
People are going to look back at this time and marvel at the stupidity.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Yeast Local 234 at October 16, 2020 01:11 PM (xT2tT)
IIRC, a priest in Rouen was decapitated at the altar of his church.
Posted by: aelfheld at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (IxDhF)
But W told us they were a religion of peace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (ptqGC)
Simply a reaction to white colonialism and the Crusades.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (6FeV1)
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (Do5/p)
"Headless Man in Topless Bar."
"This is about me, isn't it?"
- - Hunter
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: pookysgirl, non le frog at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (XKZwp)
Right Wing Extremists are the Real Enemy.
Posted by: 17 Intelligence Agencies Surveyed... at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (hxPy9)
Rosie Greer hardest hit?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (k/TB6)
I thought he had the Reebok Pump installed in his ballsack?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war. at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (+++3t)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
So a mostly peaceful murder?
Posted by: Sock Monkey... there is always something to be thankful for at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (o9ePR)
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
Puddin'!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM (u82oZ)
For a moment there, I thought the Spell Caster roboposter from the tag end of Wednesday's ONT had paid us a day visit.
That's quite a list!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: trev006 at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (2Nm6n)
Your speech (or silence, as required) is violence
Their violence is speech
It will get much worse, before it gets utterly terrifying
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (NYS7S)
JJS I swear I did not see that
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (2C38g)
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
Is that a contented sigh or an exasperated sigh? Hard to tell over the internet.
Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (s2VJv)
Right now, nothing. However I am visualizing driving at a telephone pole at high speed.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war. at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (+++3t)
Practice? They seem to have got it perfect.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: MSM at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (XxJt1)
Oh, I'm not sad. I spent time in Paris before the Muzz invaded.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (axyOa)
It's funny, D'Suza's Trump Card has CNN flapping heads talking about how dependable the Antifa brand is because it's "right there in the name" Anti-facists.
Do "ideas" have names?
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: The Kurgan at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (DFZnL)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (s2VJv)
Right now, nothing. However I am visualizing driving at a telephone pole at high speed.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Use the force! But take a swig of Jack Daniel first just to be sure...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (axyOa)
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Definitely better.
Posted by: Dead Oedipus at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: 17 Intelligence Agencies Surveyed... at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (hxPy9)
And NCTC is publishing pieces about Elliott Rodger and the homegrown violent incel threat.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:20 PM (6FeV1)
Yes. Ack ack ack ack.
Posted by: Popeye at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (AiZBA)
It's funny, D'Suza's Trump Card has CNN flapping heads talking about how dependable the Antifa brand is because it's "right there in the name" Anti-facists.
Do "ideas" have names?
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
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But National Socialists weren't actually socialists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: bob frapples at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (hNjgQ)
Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)
Not the yellow one. Not yet. Biscuit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (XxJt1)
If only Trump had stopped it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (6FeV1)
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The man coughed his head off.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (Eicbe)
I'm missing the connection there. What's your point?
/sarc
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
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I was having a nice vacay in an apartment on the Promenade des Anglais in Nice on Bastille Day 2016.
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (BRkq2)
But W told us they were a religion of peace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Yeah, well, that dope told us a lot of things. That he employed Karl Rove, standing by itself, speaks volumes about his mental acuity.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (kA3Cp
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To be fair, Paris is full of Parisians, and Parisians kind of suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (XxJt1)
Oh, I'm not sad. I spent time in Paris before the Muzz invaded.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
This pisses me off. There are a lot of places in the world I've never been able to visit but always wanted to, and now they're being wrecked by Muslim savages.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (NWiLs)
The victim has been identified as a Mr. Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (epbzE)
*sobs*
I love my dead gay son!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (YzoMG)
Good to see you here.
Are you still doing the funny floor shows for your daughters? Because you rocked the caring Dad part.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (u82oZ)
Do "ideas" have names?
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
==========
But National Socialists weren't actually socialists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (+rZgP)
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Now, you're thinking like a CNN guy!
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (Eicbe)
Do "ideas" have names?
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
And they completely miss the fact that they're trying to defeat "fascism" by using pure, unadulterated fascist tactics.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 01:12 PM (hku12)
Beat me to it.
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:15 PM (BRkq2)
Woohoo! I was sure someone else would get there first.
I am quite pleased with myself.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (hku12)
They're never going to believe it. Probably assume there was religious or ritual significance. Guess they won't be far wrong.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (BRkq2)
Five Finger Death Punch totally eviscerates the mask thing in this music video along with Commies who pretend to Care
https://youtu.be/eOkkWIOkWl8
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (p3tmI)
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (+rZgP)
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Now, you're thinking like a CNN guy!
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (Eicbe)
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It's easy. I take a man, and remove reason and any sense of accountability.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:25 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Ditto it was still nice in the summer of '99 when i spent six weeks at Aerospatiale working on a proposal.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 01:25 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2020 01:25 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Fuckball Z at October 16, 2020 01:25 PM (ILPTP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:26 PM (KZzsI)
Back to making monthly camping reservations for the next six months ... make sure you flush after using, m'kay?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 01:26 PM (pNxlR)
D'Suza interviews Larry Sinclair, who says that after saying he fellated Barack Obama in the press conference, the AG of Delaware, Beau Biden indicted Sinclair for some theft out of the blue.
He was wrapped up in court for years.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:26 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... there is always something to be thankful for at October 16, 2020 01:27 PM (o9ePR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (u82oZ)
Ha! Yeah, the Dad Dance thing. I've done it the last 7 years. Doesn't look like it's going to happen this Christmas. Odds are there will be no in person Christmas recital.
But we might need an extra year to plan. Topping last year's Footloose is gonna be tough.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 16, 2020 01:27 PM (9CkBG)
The victim has been identified as a Mr. Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 16, 2020 01:13 PM (epbzE)
I love my dead gay son!
Who?
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)
Do "ideas" have names?
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
And they completely miss the fact that they're trying to defeat "fascism" by using pure, unadulterated fascist tactics.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, they didn't miss it. There ain't nobody in corporate media who doesn't know Antifers are fascist.
Those are THEIR fascists, so it's ok when they do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 01:27 PM (hku12)
One shoe bomber.
You are correct my list needs work. Those responsible have been sacked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 01:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:26 PM (KZzsI)
At least your 2-year-old is cute while she's trying to play you for more cake.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 01:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sleepy Joe at October 16, 2020 01:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Clearly the psychiatrist billet in that SWAT team is unfilled, or we'd be talking about a successful intervention to help a very upset man.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:28 PM (xK9An)
He was wrapped up in court for years.
Posted by: Axeman
So the correct Biden son DID die.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2020 01:28 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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In the interview with Ngo, Ngo says that the Antifa in Germany really didn't fight the Nazis so much--because the Nazis hadn't really come into power. They fought the Democratic Socialists a lot more.
Yup. They called the German Democratic Socialists (liberals) "fascists" and then they punched them.
Apparently, a time-honored tradition in the "idea" of Antifa.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:29 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bob frapples at October 16, 2020 01:29 PM (hNjgQ)
So the correct Biden son DID die.
The entire Biden clan are criminals.. Sister, Brother sons, daughter etc...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:29 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2020 01:29 PM (LyU5V)
Posted by: McCool at October 16, 2020 01:30 PM (0GdRL)
We may never know the true motives behind these attacks.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2020 01:30 PM (RR1vH)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 16, 2020 01:21 PM (NYS7S)
Shed not a tear for the neoliberal. They spent decades antagonizing the Euro population, and will deserve being put back on the trains.
I will honestly feel bad for the bakers and retirees who get caught up in this thing.
Posted by: trev006 at October 16, 2020 01:30 PM (2Nm6n)
Posted by: Fauci.. No Thanksgiving or Christmas either at October 16, 2020 01:30 PM (Zmnko)
https://tinyurl.com/yymp9es5
Posted by: McCool at October 16, 2020 01:30 PM (0GdRL)
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"Even worse, local authorities prevented them from voting!"
-Stacey Abrams
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:30 PM (+rZgP)
My commie newspaper is a thing to behold.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:31 PM (sWM8x)
Its the most convincing part of her argument
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2020 01:31 PM (LyU5V)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (NWiLs)
I count myself lucky that I was able to visit both Portland and Seattle before they were wrecked by Antifa savages.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 01:32 PM (Kpl3J)
My commie newspaper is a thing to behold.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
He was wearing the "face covering" approved by the CDC.
Which, was, anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2020 01:32 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: Surfperch, also an idea at October 16, 2020 01:32 PM (LyU5V)
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You'll never get to travel again anyway.
Posted by: Fauci at October 16, 2020 01:32 PM (vg8iE)
My commie newspaper is a thing to behold.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:31 PM (sWM8x)
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An N95 mask is the type of mask that will protect the wearer, but I think the cost is 50% of your oxygen.
Which is why it is used around sawdust and other hazardous inhalents.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
As I am convinced PDT will be back for a second term, that means Bruce Springsteen is headed for Australia. Well good on ya mate. Go sing shitty songs there with words no one understands.
Effing asshole.
Oh, and you're gonna love the taxes.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (axyOa)
My commie newspaper is a thing to behold.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:31 PM (sWM8x)
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Well, everyone's been saying that masks don't prevent you from getting the virus, but only prevent you from giving the virus to other people.
So it's obviously the fault of someone who didn't wear a mask nearby.
All must wear masks all the time!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (BRkq2)
They were just trying to help a young cowboy who was shot in the breast and must die
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (YqDXo)
So... Did he die? Is he in the hospital? If not.. he can F' off.. He can F' off anyway
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)
Which is why it is used around sawdust and other hazardous inhalents.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
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And you have to wear it really tightly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:31 PM (sWM8x)
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An N95 mask is the type of mask that will protect the wearer, but I think the cost is 50% of your oxygen.
Which is why it is used around sawdust and other hazardous inhalents.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
Old and Busted: I can't breathe!
New Hotness: ...
...
I can't breathe!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (Eicbe)
"Actu17, a news site with links to French law enforcement and Europe-wide radio network Europe1 both report the victim in the beheading was a teacher who had shown cartoons of the Islamic prophet Mohammed during a class, and that this may have been the motivation for the killing. Paris newspaper Le Parisien goes further with the claim, noting sources who claimed the victim was a history teacher who had shown the cartoons as part of a lesson on freedom of expression."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (ttBFI)
Posted by: Surfperch, also an idea at October 16, 2020 01:32 PM (LyU5V)
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (Kpl3J)
So... Did he die? Is he in the hospital? If not.. he can F' off.. He can F' off anyway
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)
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Once he gets over the illness, his mask wearing becomes completely pointless, just like his mask wearing before he got the illness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (2pjO6)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (BJKQV)
https://tinyurl.com/yymp9es5
North Carolina, Iowa, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and New Hampshire
Not that I would rely on them to do it anyway.
But basically, they dont even pretend to care who is actually casting the ballot
Posted by: McCool at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (0GdRL)
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Don't forget us!
Posted by: State Health Departments at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (Pc6NQ)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (HwiWi)
Masks signify ideology. The folks who wear those poorly-fitting white cotton contraptions recognize this for the farce it is, while the sheeple spend $20 to get a personalized mask that they enjoy wearing, one that "expresses their interests," etc.
Zod wears the keffiyeh. Rock the casbah.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: brak at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (YqDXo)
https://twitter.com/All50News/status/1317080910504824832?s=20
But Ho Lee Fuk! Is this legit?
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (8lMIN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (+rZgP)
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And nobody who has ever had to wear one they way it works has wanted to keep it on as long as they were out of a danger zone.
So, it's not an out-shopping-at-the-mall type of thing.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)
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Heh. He's asymptomatic and working from home.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Furious George at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (9vQJW)
*******
Biden's ABC Town Hall Questioners Include Former Obama Speechwriter and Wife of Former PA Dem Candidate - ZERO Questions About Hunter's Emails
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (VIPrm)
Posted by: MJ at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (ReE5g)
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (v16oJ)
So... Did he die? Is he in the hospital? If not.. he can F' off.. He can F' off anyway
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)
Nick Saban yelled at Covid and told it to get the hell off his practice field and go on up to Auburn.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Can we give this guy to ISIS?
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (HwiWi)
Say, does this Dr. Fauci have a newsletter we can subscribe to?
Posted by: Turkeys everywhere at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (ReE5g)
==========
"Man...I was really wrong about Muslims being violent."
-His final thoughts
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (BRkq2)
When you help a member of the head-chopper's tribe, they're not grateful to you. They're grateful to their devil god for clouding your mind and making you foolish.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (QqqS4)
20 years ago I spent a week in Portland. Had a good time. I did however go into a bar and light up a cigarette and they looked at me like I was insane.
Posted by: bob frapples at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (hNjgQ)
https://tinyurl.com/yymp9es5
Posted by: McCool at October 16, 2020 01:30 PM (0GdRL)
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"Even worse, local authorities prevented them from voting!"
-Stacey Abrams
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:30 PM
****
The Washington State King County board of elections and vote harvesting has stated the 300 undocumented citizens rounded up in Laredo will still have all 768 of their ballots counted.
Every Vote Matters
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM (Zmnko)
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Heh. He's asymptomatic and working from home.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (sWM8x)
Holy shit, I just realized you weren't talking about the guy who got decapitated.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (t+qrx)
Was he wearing a mask?
#steeseef
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (vg8iE)
Want to stop this? Fuck the masks. Wash your hands and stay home with your sick, bitches.
Posted by: Fuckball Z at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (ILPTP)
Again 80% who have it, have zero symptoms and only know because of increased testing.
14-17% who get it will experience mild symptoms.
5% will get sick and recover.
Less than 1% die.
This is based on the CDC numbers until about Oct 1.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 01:38 PM (VIPrm)
Posted by: Dr. Karen-Fauci at October 16, 2020 01:38 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: jmel at October 16, 2020 01:38 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2020 01:38 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: iandeal at October 16, 2020 01:38 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Zod
So sick of looking at Muzzled-Americans.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (3P/5p)
been able to visit but always wanted to, and now they're being wrecked
by Muslim savages.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 01:23 PM (NWiLs)
I went to Paris. Hated it, and the feeling was mutual.
I want to go to Scotland, I think. They're my people, or at least some of them.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (cJEnq)
Again 80% who have it, have zero symptoms and only know because of increased testing.
14-17% who get it will experience mild symptoms.
5% will get sick and recover.
Less than 1% die.
This is based on the CDC numbers until about Oct 1.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (jUVms)
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"You must upend your entire life to be safe. And we must do this for 18 months at a minimum. You know, to avoid the overwhelming of hospital resources."
-Dr. Fauci
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (v16oJ)
Ugh. I live in indigo-blue south Alexandria; I'm sure my neighbors are going to be getting nosebleeds in their rush to line up and vote.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (a4EWo)
Blew off Roland's HeadRoland the Headless Thompson Gunner
Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (AiZBA)
That is a main part of Nancy Pelosi's "stimulus" bill that she couldn't get through because Trump bypassed her with the tax holiday. To remove all signature requirements on all mail in ballots nationwide.
They tried to make it about the post office, but that's what the plan was. Beacuse its way easier to cheat if you have zero information on the person or security in the ballot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (v16oJ)
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Concern Duly Noted
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg
I've done the same thing, but you really should learn who's a regular here before you break that out.
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ReE5g)
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How else are they going to keep people divided and suspicious of each other?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (vg8iE)
Hey.. Free Speech doesnt mean there's no consequence for your offensive thoughts.
and Mahmoud cant help himself when you do that..
Posted by: Lefties everywhere at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (0GdRL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (ReE5g)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (ReE5g)
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I have never denied that charge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (Zmnko)
Obama Speechwriter and Wife of Former PA Dem Candidate - ZERO Questions
About Hunter's Emails
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (VIPrm)
"Undecided voters"...
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (8lMIN)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (HwiWi)
+++++
Dang it! I've been trying to come up with a reason not to host the family.
Now I feel honor bound to host it.
Drat!
Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (RR1vH)
So, I won't be going into the office anytime soon
#Winning
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (NYS7S)
One shoe bomber.
You are correct my list needs work. Those responsible have been sacked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Paper or plastic?
Posted by: Sock Monkey... there is always something to be thankful for at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (o9ePR)
Posted by: steevy
As I said in the Monkey thread, Fuck Fauci.
I'll have a new grandson by then. And since they won't let anyone but the father in the hospital, Thanksgiving is the first time we'll get to see him.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (+rZgP)
No , not you! That other guy....
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (ReE5g)
"I've got a real problem with that," Wallace said of both platforms stopping users from sharing The Post's exposé about Hunter Biden selling access to his then-vice president father, Joe Biden, to executives in Ukraine and China.
Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (a4EWo)
I think he was actually cupping Biden's sagging ballsack.
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (8lMIN)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (t+qrx)
I heard he had the 'rona.
Stood up and walked away like a boss!
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (cJEnq)
WTF? If that Iraq number is accurate, it's a sure bet that most of that money came from U.S. taxpayers, because we were the only people pouring that kind of money into Iraq.
We need to see more of these documents, and find our just how badly the Bidens were screwing us over.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2020 01:42 PM (XxJt1)
You can call me a troll just don't call me a "concern troll." They are the worst.
I do enjoy the checkmark deal concern vs not concerned. hahahahah
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:42 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2020 01:42 PM (dNzKv)
Which is why it is used around sawdust and other hazardous inhalents.
Posted by: Axeman
Also, to be effective, N-95 respirators need to be fit tested to the wearer, and there is a process for doing this. Also, also, N-95 respirators are not one size fits all. As part of my job, I've been fit tested for a specific N-95 respirator. I failed on 6 different ones before finding the one that fit properly.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 16, 2020 01:42 PM (/K3iJ)
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (v16oJ)
*******
Virginia & Northern Virginia is Deep State central, WTF cares what they are doing
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 01:42 PM (VIPrm)
14-17% who get it will experience mild symptoms.
5% will get sick and recover.
Less than 1% die.
This is based on the CDC numbers until about Oct 1.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (jUVms)
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80% of cases wore masks religiously.
3% of cases never ever ever wore masks.
Some science could accidentally happen if we let it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (em09h)
"Not The Hill To Die On "
Everybody sing it, now...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (3P/5p)
A picture of a highway leading into Paris "Welcome to Paris" comes to mind, the Paris skyline in the background, and a headless corpse lying just in front of the sign.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (XxJt1)
Once he gets over the illness, his mask wearing becomes completely pointless, just like his mask wearing before he got the illness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (+rZgP)
It's being reported today that Sabin has reportedly tested positive, however he shows no symptoms and has no fever.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/y22dwd82
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2020 01:40 PM (W2Pud)
Strong.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (t+qrx)
UPDATE: Suspect in Paris beheading posted photo of victim's severed head on Twitter, saying he killed the teacher for 'daring to belittle Muhammad'
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (cF8AT)
Chris Wallace is "Shocked. I tell you Shocked"
"I've got a real
problem with that," Wallace said of both platforms stopping users from
sharing The Post's expose about Hunter Biden selling access to his
then-vice president father, Joe Biden, to executives in Ukraine and
China.
He's just trying to show that he's not the left's poodle we know him to be. Sorry, Chris, you're a whore, and once you're a whore, you're a whore all the way....
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (v16oJ)
I think that was the Brother who got the contract to build house in Iraq.. With absolutely no construction experience.. read it in a book that came out recently
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:36 PM (v16oJ)
Ugh. I live in indigo-blue south Alexandria; I'm sure my neighbors are going to be getting nosebleeds in their rush to line up and vote.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (xK9An)
Still shut down in NoVa? Seems like it will boost early voting, but don't dems always vote early?
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (/Dgcm)
You're thinking of Gary, Indiana.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (ReE5g)
Posted by: bob frapples at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (hNjgQ)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (ReE5g)
Death rate is WAY down. Hospitalization rate is WAY down.
Yet they are still instilling fear, and wanting to shut normal life down.
Even the WHO says open back up, shutdowns are counterproductive now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (NgKpN)
below quotes Guiliani saying that the docs on Hunter's computer show
that the Biden family shook down Ukraine for about $20 million, the
Chinese for $30 to $40 million, and Iraq for . . . . . . $500 million.
WTF? If that Iraq number is accurate, it's a sure bet that most of
that money came from U.S. taxpayers, because we were the only people
pouring that kind of money into Iraq.
We need to see more of these documents, and find our just how badly the Bidens were screwing us over.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2020 01:41 PM (k4dH2)
Didn't Biden's brother get a huge contract to build houses there despite having no construction or Iraq experience? "Half goes to Pops"
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (8lMIN)
What will Vox and HuffPo do with those articles about how to argue with your MAGA crazy uncle ??
Posted by: McCool at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (0GdRL)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (axyOa)
Once he gets over the illness, his mask wearing becomes completely pointless, just like his mask wearing before he got the illness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:34 PM (+rZgP)
It's being reported today that Sabin has reportedly tested positive, however he shows no symptoms and has no fever.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, yeah.
Because he's dead.
COVID is a death sentence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (+rZgP)
Anybody that says it was is the real terrorist threat.
Posted by: Top Men at the FBI at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (pw+jk)
Crackhead Lives Matter
Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Opening shot, in black and white. Pans down from the Eiffel tower to that. The titles zip up from the middle of the screen
DEATH IN PARIS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (KZzsI)
>>>Man Is Decapitated Just Outside Paris
A picture of a highway leading into Paris "Welcome to Paris" comes
to mind, the Paris skyline in the background, and a headless corpse
lying just in front of the sign.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (/Dgcm)
Paris... a head
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (k/TB6)
UPDATE: Suspect in Paris beheading posted photo of victim's severed head on Twitter, saying he killed the teacher for 'daring to belittle Muhammad'
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (cF8AT)
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"And for daring to say that Islam was a violent religion."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (ReE5g)
he's one of those lab-produced soy "turkeys."
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (BRkq2)
UPDATE: Suspect in Paris beheading posted photo of victim's severed head on Twitter, saying he killed the teacher for 'daring to belittle Muhammad'
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (cF8AT)
I wish he hadn't posted that. Now we may never know his motivation.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Fuckball Z at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM (ILPTP)
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That's a difference without a difference.
If I say "as easy as breathing" it would not mean "as easy as breathing twice as hard as you normally breath".
Sure it doesn't absolutely cut down on the oxygen that *can* be sucked through the mask, but it does cut down the oxygen that can be breathed at a normal effort that we know as "breathing".
Also, sure no mask is a hazmat suit. And no mask can protect you from Covid. Becuase droplets aren't guaranteed to hit your mask.
But as far as masks go. Surgical masks keep impurities behind the mask, so that surgeons do not contaminate open cavities. N95 masks are actually engineered for filtering *input*. (But blow output straight through the ports).
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (Zmnko)
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If I was a tinfoil hat conspiracist, I'd say that based on claims that the main transmission route is feco-oral, the mandating of masks is to ensure continuous spreading of the illness by causing people to constantly touch their faces.
If I was a tinfoil hat conspiracist, that is.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Rep. Omar at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (diHSh)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Because the Antichrist is immune...
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (8lMIN)
Being just "ideas" there is no wrong in admitting it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (/Dgcm)
We will never know what motivated him.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Jesus. He good man. He no help with curve ball.
Posted by: Cerano at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
They saw the growth numbers when the shutdowns were relaxed even a little. They have to keep the pressure on constantly to keep the idiots terrified.
At this point I imagine its a drug-like effect for the perpetually frightened. Open the news to find out what horrors are out there still. 400 people test positive? WE'RE DOOMED!!!! *soaks in the adrenaline*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (8lMIN)
Yes, according to the docs Rudy was talking about.
Again- their own criminality projected onto Trump with their hotel/Russia bs.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: LASue
Yeah, unfortunately. I was only voting early because I'm working the polls all day on election day.
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Rep. Omar at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (diHSh)
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Quelq'un fait quelque chose.
I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (+rZgP)
"Welcome to Paris" comes to mind, the Paris skyline in the background,
and a headless corpse lying just in front of the sign.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (/Dgcm)
You're thinking of Gary, Indiana.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (t+qrx)
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There is now one of those scenes leading into Minneapolis.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Rep. Omar at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (diHSh)
yada yada yada
Posted by: REDACTED at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
I wouldn't know; the locals have been so certain of victory every four years--for several cycles running--that it's usually a breeze getting into the polling place, early or otherwise. Now it sounds like it's gonna be a stampede.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:47 PM (xK9An)
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Once he gets over the illness, his mask wearing becomes completely pointless, just like his mask wearing before he got the illness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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Ah, pointless regarding the cold virus.
Very much not pointless regarding silly NCAA rules that are fining programs and coaches. I was reading where there are people who watch the TV broadcasts and if the mask isn't on the programs are being penalized.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:47 PM (em09h)
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The teacher acted stupidly
Posted by: Barry Sotero at October 16, 2020 01:47 PM (MBds8)
Posted by: Xander Crews at October 16, 2020 01:47 PM (q6o8z)
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 01:47 PM (ReE5g)
houses there despite having no construction or Iraq experience? "Half
goes to Pops"
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:44 PM (8lMIN)
Yes, according to the docs Rudy was talking about.
Again- their own criminality projected onto Trump with their hotel/Russia bs.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
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ACCUSE OTHERS OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Saint Lenin.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 16, 2020 01:47 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM
Is that a Jets whore or a Sharks whore?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:47 PM (axyOa)
As I am convinced PDT will be back for a second term, that means Bruce Springsteen is headed for Australia. Well good on ya mate. Go sing shitty songs there with words no one understands.
Effing asshole.
Oh, and you're gonna love the taxes.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:33 PM
On the plus side, his ease of access to Vegemite will undoubtedly improve.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 01:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:48 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Rep. Omar
Quelqu'un a fait quelque chose.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2020 01:48 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: Banned at October 16, 2020 01:48 PM (fs1Tv)
Posted by: bob frapples at October 16, 2020 01:48 PM (hNjgQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 16, 2020 01:48 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 01:48 PM (fNjs9)
on Twitter, saying he killed the teacher for 'daring to belittle
Muhammad'
Muhammad was a moon-worshipping cult-leader and pedophile.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:45 PM (Eicbe)
Old and busted: Face-diapers. Strongly suggested.
New hotness: Full body-condom, respirator, goggles, oxygen tank. Mandatory.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2020 01:43 PM (v16oJ)
Means he's still a whore, but he won't do buttsecks - unless he gets a really big tip, that is.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (axyOa)
Just some guy having fun with his pack, we're not living in a Tom Clancy book
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (8lMIN)
The child pron thing has been floated by several sources since yesterday's drop. If they're full of it, they all seem to have more or less the same story, and the contents have been disseminated to several outlets.
I won't hold my breath - they've teased us with carrots relentlessly. But for once, this isn't the usual suspects. This could be the ride of a lifetime, or just some cheap carnival spinning tea cups that make you nauseous.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (Zmnko)
Fauci say we just have to give up Thanksgiving...
...and Christmas and New Years and Easter and...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (63Dwl)
Or its Tuchas Tuesday. Or he's been drinking too much. Or the client is really dreamy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)
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They're also going to outlaw people getting the virus. So, no more virus, because it's illegal.
She also demanded the ocean tides to still; and unlike King Canute, she believes it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (Eicbe)
Fauci say we just have to give up Thanksgiving...
...and Christmas and New Years and Easter and...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (63Dwl)
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ONLY if Trump wins.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (em09h)
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (gmo/4)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's a little more than just a "suspect".
Posted by: spindrift at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (elT/s)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (mogRH)
Posted by: bob frapples at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (hNjgQ)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's a little more than just a "suspect".
Posted by: spindrift at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (elT/s)
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"Round up the usual suspects."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (+rZgP)
" Supposedly" the FBI agent that subpoenaed the laptop from the computer guy, is an expert in child pornograpy cases...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (Zmnko)
SO we can't post about Hunter Bidden, but al Qaeda can post severed heads. Got it
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (AFSld)
See the way the scam will work is that the NYP has to delete the story before their account will be unlocked.
Then when the NYP reposts their account will be locked out again based on some bullshit violation of the new terms.
This is how these tech fascists play the game.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (FK4yb)
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (xK9An)
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Hazmat suits for everybody--and Trump should pay for them.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (Eicbe)
Every Vote Matters
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:37 PM
King county, reasonable example in the argument for the use if surgical nuclear strikes.
Posted by: Resident of the "other" Washington at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (o9ePR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (em09h)
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All the effing time. And I know that it's not good to do it. Half the time I'm swearing in a parking lot because I forgot the damn thing.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 01:48 PM (fNjs9)
Really? Uh, hmmm. [pfffft]
I thought I talked with somebody down in uh, one of those cubicles to fix this. [pffff-ffft]
Must be a communication error or uh, the algorithm is acting up. We've got this on our calendar for November I think.
Posted by: @Jack at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (BRkq2)
All the Kens and Karens in NYC and LA can keep on doing what they want, my fucks gives are at 0.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (em09h)
yep. The mask I sort-of wear to get in the grocery store is filthy inside and out. Its the first N-whatever mask I got when this BS started and by dang, Im not switching until its over!
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Say what? There's an on/off switch? Shouldn't the French Anti-Terrorism Police be pretty active, like all the time?
What are they, like a "sleeper cell" police unit?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (OssQ4)
SO we can't post about Hunter Bidden, but al Qaeda can post severed heads. Got it
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (AFSld)
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Nailed it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Projection is not just a river in Egypt. This is why the Dems think that Trump/Republicans are corrupt. They just can't believe that anyone gets ahead by hard work because they don't.
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (8lMIN)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (Zmnko)
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Seeing as it is FIB, expert at hiding the offenders or expert at arresting them?
My money is on the former.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (63Dwl)
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (gmo/4)
At least he didn't have the koof. If so then we'd really have a national security issue on hand!!!
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (9V81o)
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I have one mask. I wear it with pride wherever masks are required. It's starting to get pretty grungey.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (em09h)
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I have. Because I wear it as little as possible. And it's all bullshit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Eicbe)
Just some guy having fun with his pack, we're not living in a Tom Clancy book
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)
A Tom Clancy book would be way more believable than the shit Our Betters have been pulling.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (YzoMG)
"we're all experts in destroying evidence that harms Democrats here at the FBI"
--Special Agent "tiny" Johnson
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Zod mask: White.
Mrs. Zod mask: White, with lipstick smudge on one side.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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Ah, pointless regarding the cold virus.
Very much not pointless regarding silly NCAA rules that are fining programs and coaches. I was reading where there are people who watch the TV broadcasts and if the mask isn't on the programs are being penalized.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:47 PM (em09h)
Which is proof this is about power and control, not medical need.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (sWM8x)
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...and it doubles as a handkerchief...
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (Eicbe)
--Special Agent "tiny" Johnson
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
Which is a good thing that copies were made
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Eicbe)
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100%
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (63Dwl)
Can we please just drop this guy off in Pakistan somewhere?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (em09h)
I have. Because I wear it as little as possible. And it's all bullshit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 01:53 PM (Eicbe)
Me too, except with underwear.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BurtTC
They should have shot him in the dynamite, unless they were too close. They must have had a tempting clear shot at his face.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA1977 at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (kfcYC)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's a little more than just a "suspect".
Posted by: spindrift at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (elT/s)
At least he didn't violate Twitter's rule like that horrible New York Post!
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (ZLI7S)
As far as I've seen only Fox News has something on the "undecided" Obama speachwriter who got to ask Biden a question last night.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 16, 2020 01:54 PM (BJKQV)
Police had not been able to immediately approach him because the attacker was wearing an explosive vest and a bomb-squad team was in operation by the end of the day."
Somebody call Kamala Harris. It looks like The Knights of Columbus are at it again.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (VpIIl)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ article-8848509/Gunman-shouting-Allahu-Akbar- BEHEADS-man-northern-Paris-shot-police.html
Gunman 'shouting Allahu Akbar' BEHEADS Paris teacher who had shown cartoons of Prophet Mohammed to his pupils, before police shoot him dead
"A parent shouting Allahu Akbar and thought to be wearing an explosive vest has been shot dead by French police near Paris after allegedly beheading a school teacher with a knife.
The victim was said to have been a school teacher who had enraged parents by displaying cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed to pupils.
A source told Le Parisien: 'The victim had recently given a lesson to his students on freedom of expression and had shown the caricatures of Muhammad'.
This led to an enraged parent confronting the teacher with a kitchen knife, and then cutting his head off, said the source."
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2020 01:17 PM (HEEq1)
Like we did in America.
Fixed that for you. And Trump unfixed it, but Biden will refix..
Ugh, I need a joint and Reggie. This is too much work.
Posted by: Prezzy Obumbles at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (Ojki1)
Have not yet worn one.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (em09h)
You say that like its a bad thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (axyOa)
Of course I have. its the only one I own, and I don't go out much.
Meanwhile, in England:
https://tinyurl.com/yymyvsto
"Sex banned indoors for Tier 2 couples living apart, Number 10 confirms"
Boris Johnson's government has gone full mental
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Science.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:56 PM (em09h)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (em09h)
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All the effing time. And I know that it's not good to do it. Half the time I'm swearing in a parking lot because I forgot the damn thing.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:52 PM (jUVms)
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Yeah, until I got my hair cut: The barber couldn't vacuum out all the hair that filled the mask in 15 minutes. "Happens every time," she said.
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:56 PM (BRkq2)
Of course... and then I hang it on my rear-view mirror
Posted by: McCool at October 16, 2020 01:56 PM (0GdRL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2020 01:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2020 01:56 PM (Izzlo)
Maybe Savannah Guthrie can interview him to find out why he hates White Heads so much.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 01:56 PM (VpIIl)
UPDATE: Suspect in Paris beheading posted photo of victim's severed head on Twitter, saying he killed the teacher for 'daring to belittle Muhammad'
Posted by: Tami
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"Unexpectedly"
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:56 PM (BRkq2)
Woman: Oh, you are so naughty!
Man: You ain't seen nuffin yet, luv!
SFX: door crashing in
Sex Police: THIS IS THE SEX POLICE! CEASE COITUS AND DISENGAGE!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
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At the same time, he's prepping Britain for a no-deal Brexit at the end of the year.
So, the one thing we cheered him on for he seems to be delivering for the British people.
That seems like a step up from most Conservative politicians in the UK.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (+rZgP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (89T5c)
I once forgave a person, just because the Messiah said I should.
It's very similar to the messaging of Islam.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Sean at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (dEOT9)
Those headline writers sure know how to tug the heartstrings.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (OssQ4)
"Sex banned indoors for Tier 2 couples living apart, Number 10 confirms"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Who is number 1?
Posted by: Number 6 at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:50 PM (em09h)
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Same Bandana channel. Same Bandana time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (pw+jk)
That is not happening. Obviously.
The mask shit will stop when YOU stop the mask shit.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Moron Robbie"
Uh-oh. Are we not supposed to share them either?
Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (MxEKc)
It's OK. I only wear it on my chin like a beard.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (Zmnko)
"Sex banned indoors for Tier 2 couples living apart, Number 10 confirms"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Who is number 1?
Posted by: Number 6 at October 16, 2020 01:57 PM (Eicbe)
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He's you in a poorly written ending that resolves nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (+rZgP)
Boris Johnson's government has gone full mental
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:55 PM
So...just outdoors then?
Damn...and winter coming on.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (em09h)
Its like he's doing every conceivable thing to get thrown out of power before the deal goes through. Its insane. People are just ignoring his edicts on not going to pubs etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:19 PM (+rZgP)
Weird that he is targeting Orthodox Jews then.
One might think he was blaming them for someone else's work, which has never before happened in history.
Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (axyOa)
The only time I wear a mask is when I am compelled to otherwise I don't wear it a second longer than I have to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (FK4yb)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (VpIIl)
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I wear mine like a yarmulke.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (em09h)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2020 01:56 PM (H5knJ)
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The secret is to turn them inside out.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Fuckball Z at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (ILPTP)
Posted by: Masks For Rent at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (BRkq2)
The worst has passed why the ramp up again? To suppress voting?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (6FeV1)
Wear it if you want.
He has said very clearly there is a lot of controversy and opinion. He doesn't believe in the "mandate".
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Masks For Rent at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (sWM8x)
Lace masks for sale.
Posted by: Lace masks for sale at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (OssQ4)
Wear it if you want.
He has said very clearly there is a lot of controversy and opinion. He doesn't believe in the "mandate".
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
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Ah, but Jimmy Kimmel told me that Trump hates masks, which was supposed to make the moment at his rally funny when he...handed out masks to people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (+rZgP)
Time is running out and you need to experience being told that you have to leave the bank if you won't cover your face.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (em09h)
https://tinyurl.com/y5tzprze
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (Izzlo)
"Private property" was the reason that they gave for banning black people from lunch counters.
Make them fucking arrest you.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (3P/5p)
"Blow zherselve up or vee vill taunt yew a secon tiimme!"
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: mohammad the masked jihadi following the K'aren at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark
Walked into the grocery store the other day without a mask. The mask monitor politely asked me to put a mask on. I pulled my bandana out of my back pocket, blew my nose into it and then put it on. She had no words. Per normal, the minute I hit the inside of the store it came off.
Posted by: Resident of the at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (o9ePR)
How the hell do you "discover" that? Isn't that "notice" or "observed?"
Is Jacques Clouseau the model French police aspire to be?
Posted by: Bete at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (+rZgP)
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Actually, if you think about it. It's about Number 6 (John Drake) goes crazy when he realizes that he built the village, he *is* #1, and he's been crazy for a long, long time.
Posted by: Number 6 at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (Eicbe)
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The fuckers at my workplace have been screaming all week about ERMERGERD! Second wave!1!!
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (aoZ7s)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM
Works for me!
Where do you think I'm writing this from?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (axyOa)
We all start saying that Donald Trump is the new prophet, and we'll murder anyone who insults him.
That should shut the fuckers up, right?
Maybe we can throw rush Limbaugh in there too just as a thank you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Pelayo at October 16, 2020 02:01 PM (Afibv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (S00tp)
The parent just happened to have a suicide vest. NBD...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (MG4W1)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (6FeV1)
"Careful buddy, you're gonna blow out your O-ring!"
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 01:58 PM (VpIIl)
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I wear mine like a yarmulke.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 01:59 PM (em09h)"
I want to wear it like a Speedo. But that might be noticeable.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at October 16, 2020 02:02 PM (+6yLi)
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SO we can't post about Hunter Bidden, but al Qaeda can post severed heads. Got it
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (AFSld)
You don't understand, according to twatter's TOS, it's belittling Mohammed to NOT let muzzies post pics of their decapitation victims.
Bigotry is NOT allowed on twatter.
Come on, man!
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 02:03 PM (hku12)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (+rZgP)
Another very punchable face.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 02:03 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 16, 2020 02:03 PM (uhPTO)
BREAKING: @RNC has filed an @FEC complaint against #Twitter, claiming the company made "ILLEGAL IN-KIND CONTRIBUTION" to the @JoeBiden campaign.
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 02:04 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (+rZgP)
Another very punchable face.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2020 02:03 PM (xK9An)
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Release the hounds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 16, 2020 02:04 PM (+rZgP)
I hated those godforsaken death-tubes anyway. Hope all airlines go under and they starve.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 02:04 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 02:04 PM (cF8AT)
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Good. We have to fight this shit somehow.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 02:04 PM (Eicbe)
comparing apples to parrots
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It's a little known fact that the N in N95 stands for 'Norwegian Blue'. Beautiful plumage.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 02:04 PM (an7Mv)
The Bakersfield shooters were Muslims.
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 01:18 PM
I'm seeing a trend here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 16, 2020 02:05 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2020 01:51 PM (AFSld)"
We gotta have some journalistic standards...
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2020 02:05 PM (VpIIl)
Time is running out and you need to experience being told that you have to leave the bank if you won't cover your face.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (em09h)
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so true
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 02:05 PM (BRkq2)
Or riding a bicycle with one on. Its almost painful stupidity.
I loved that video jackass Bill Nye did showing how well masks work by pretending that he couldn't blow out a candle with one on.
Dude. If they work like that you couldn't breathe.
I used to like that guy when he was on Almost Live.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)
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I saw a bizarre sight the other day while sitting at a stop light. A guy in a Fred Sanford junk car turned left in front of me. I mean it was full of junk shit and more junk shit was tied all over the outside. And the driver's side door was missing.
He was wearing a mask.
Posted by: Masks For Rent at October 16, 2020 02:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 16, 2020 02:04 PM (3P/5p)
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A (black) guy got thrown off a plane for taking his mask down to eat peanuts, very likely because he had a Trump hat on.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2020 02:06 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 02:06 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 16, 2020 02:06 PM (m45I2)
As I am convinced PDT will be back for a second term, that means Bruce Springsteen is headed for Australia. Well good on ya mate. Go sing shitty songs there with words no one understands.
Effing asshole.
Oh, and you're gonna love the taxes.
Posted by: Diogenes
Who's going to look after Bruce's bees?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA1977 at October 16, 2020 02:07 PM (kfcYC)
That is the language they understand ... and recall, the Saudis took in no refugees, offered to fund the building of 300 mosques in Germany. The West versus Islamic Tyranny ... it's the real thang.
Sure, there are peaceful Muslims ... but expansion into foreign lands via the sword and/or deceit and infiltartion is their foundation.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2020 02:07 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 16, 2020 02:07 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: It's me donna
I'm so old I remember when they said ANY face diaper was acceptable.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2020 02:07 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2020 01:35 PM (HwiWi)
God willing, we'll be giving thanks on Nov. 4.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 02:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 16, 2020 02:00 PM (em09h)
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so true
Posted by: Gilded
Go outside.
Put on mask.
Strap on open carry firearm.
Re-enter bank.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2020 02:10 PM (4RLKt)
Still better off than the guy that died during the off-season.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 16, 2020 02:10 PM (YqED9)
her: Trump mishandled COVID so badky, he has the blood of 200k Americans on his hands!
me: well, back in March, we were told there would be 2 1/2 MILLION Americans dead by now. So, either the models were WRONG, or PDT SAVED 2.3 MILLION American lives.
you don't get both.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2020 02:10 PM (W2Pud)
Sex Police: THIS IS THE SEX POLICE! CEASE COITUS AND DISENGAGE!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Sounds like a no-knockup raid.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2020 02:11 PM (63Dwl)
"While many people think of Covid-19 as a disease that primarily affects patients' respiratory systems, research indicates many Covid-19 patients experience some form of neurological symptoms, as well, with one recent study finding nearly a third of hospitalized Covid-19 patients experienced altered mental function."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2020 02:15 PM (vg8iE)
They're free and everywhere.
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2020 02:23 PM (PVUHt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)
Fooled me
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