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The Morning Rant
Progressivism Is A Religion, Part LXXVI The people who live across the street from where the pastor of my church live have a sign on their front lawn that says this:
In Our America:And it's not posted near the house, but rather out right up where the lawn meets the sidewalk. Its placement plus content ("In OUR America...") comes off as being belligerent and aggressive, as if they're just daring anyone to disagree with or contradict any of the sentiments expressed. That was a few months ago. And then I started seeing it other places, the latest being outside of a church in downtown Denver during my Colorado road trip. It reads like a mantra, something you would say to yourself over and over again to remind yourself what you believe. So not really like a mantra so much as it is a creed or confession of faith. Christianity has a rich history of creeds and confessions. Many books have been written about the various creeds and confessions of the Christian Church. And this list is showing up in various forms all over the place, on signs, T-shirts, coffee cups, wall posters, etc. These represent the articles of faith of the progressive religion. The list is introduced by "In our America" or "We believe" (which is very much like a traditional Christian creed. For example, the Apostle's Creed starts out "I believe in God, the Father Almighty, creator of heaven and earth...") Or even "In this house, we believe..." Yes, like most creeds and confessions, there are variations in the content. For example, some of them say "Love wins", others "Love is love" which appears to be far more common. "Kindness is everything" is on some, but on on all. "Water is life" also appears in some versions, and I'm guessing it's there to support clean water projects in Africa. I especially like this one here, where the "Kindness is Everything" line appears just above a row of raised fists. Because nothing conveys the idea of kindness quite like the threat of a severe beating. These slogans are quite popular. Even some misguided Christians are trying to get in on the act by coming up with their own version. You really can't get more religious than this. Except for maybe blood sacrifices. Oh wait, progressivism has those, too. I expect this list to grow in time. I've seen some that say "health care is a right" Also "Global warming is real." Perhaps we'll eventually see statements in support of ballot harvesting and court packing. Because there is no way to put the brakes on what progressives think are essential human rights. However much you give them, it will never be enough. By enforcing a rigid and unyielding secularism, religion is not banished from the public sphere, it just shows up in different ways.
Immigrants make America great
Health care for all
Diversity is celebrated
Love wins
Science is real
The constitution matters!
When Mike Pence Finally Gets Fed Up With The Biased Debate Moderator:
Yeah, NPR, Just Keep F*cking That Chicken:
The New Peanuts/Firefly Crossover Is Going To Be Lit:
"Looks like Charlie Browncoat
is aimin' to misbehave."
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Wednesday Who Dis: Carolyn Jones is best known for her portrayal of Morticia Addams role on The Addams Family TV series, but she's no lightweight. She won a Golden Globe Award and the Laurel Award for her work in the 1958 movie Marjorie Morningstar. She was also nominated for an Oscar for The Bachelor Party (1957), in which she appeared with Don Murray, who also had a role in the new iteration of Twin Peaks at age 88. Ms. Jones, unfortunately passed in 1983 from colon cancer at age 53.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DitkaCA at October 09, 2020 11:10 AM (kVjCi)
Posted by: Ha at October 09, 2020 11:11 AM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: sharksauce at October 09, 2020 11:11 AM (DFZnL)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2020 11:11 AM (axyOa)
Pat Ward
@WardDPatrick
CPD Co-Chair Frank Fahrenkopf tells @kilmeade on "The Brian Kilmeade Show" in regards to @SteveScully tweet to @Scaramucci: "He was hacked, it didn't happen."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:11 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at October 09, 2020 11:11 AM (+bWEs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2020 11:12 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:12 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at October 09, 2020 11:12 AM (vpjB6)
Posted by: JT at October 09, 2020 11:13 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ha at October 09, 2020 11:13 AM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 09, 2020 11:13 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2020 11:12 AM (rpbg1)
You are correct, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:13 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 09, 2020 11:13 AM (QljLv)
powder dry and resolve to carry on no matter what the cost. It will
either be OK or I expect we will do our duty as patriots.
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 11:13 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 09, 2020 11:13 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 09, 2020 11:14 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 09, 2020 11:14 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 09, 2020 11:14 AM (W0nlJ)
Posted by: JT at October 09, 2020 11:14 AM (arJlL)
No Human is Illegal
Science Matters
Love Trumps Hate
etc.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:14 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2020 11:15 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 09, 2020 11:15 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:15 AM (hYcqw)
I hope it helps:
Act of Hope
Lord God, I hope by Thy grace for the pardon of all my sins
and after life here to gain eternal happiness,
because Thou hast promised it,
Who art infinitely powerful, faithful, kind, and merciful.
In this hope I intend to live and die.
Amen.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 09, 2020 11:15 AM (nUhF0)
Emma Samms and John James on Dynasty.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2020 11:15 AM (Mb+R9)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2020 11:15 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JT at October 09, 2020 11:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 09, 2020 11:14 AM (W0nlJ)
Try it again, it should be fixed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:16 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:16 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 09, 2020 11:16 AM (R2Z5/)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 09, 2020 11:16 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM (PiwSw)
- That Twitter exchange between Mooch and Scully (both asshats!)
- The accidentally Tweet from the MSM about Pence testing positive for the Ro. which was coordinated with scare stories about his schedule changes (that could have been for a thousand reasons)
this part of the Silly Season is getting spectacularly silly, as the MSM in their desperation (their asses are majorly hanging out right now) are moving too fast and suddenly realizing how many of them are idiots. they're fucking up, IOW
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM (j9HX3)
and that's who says that having a former Biden aide who wants to take down Trump is perfectly appropriate to be a "moderator".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)
That is misleading.
Recent analysis has shown that less than 20% of the armed forces' person-hours were spent in direct armed engagements with enemy forces during that event.
Posted by: NPR Fact Check at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)
https://tinyurl.com/y4jgjyyc
Posted by: Ha at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (DLzZd)
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (bCLt0)
Their bumper sticker mentality is hilarious if it wasn't so sad and ignorant.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (2DOZq)
A pickle is a meat
Kars are donated for kids
If it is worth doing, it is worth doing Now
Black Labs matter
Blessed are the cheesemakers
Beautifully mutated
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (AwYPR)
In Our America:
Immigrants make America great
Health care for all
Diversity is celebrated
Love wins
Science is real
The constitution matters!
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This is the same as feeling the need to someone you're smart, rich, funny, generous, handsome, etc, and probably the same people.
If you have to tell someone, you're not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (hku12)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (Mb+R9)
==
My slogans:
Electoral fraud is real.
The Deep State is the foundation of entrenched corruption.
Globalism is elitism.
I will not lie to spare your feelings; it's your problem if the truth offends you.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (nUhF0)
Yep. Thx OM.
On an unrelated note, I had Chorizo street tacos last night, and I gotta say, I don't like chorizo near as much as I wish I did.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (W0nlJ)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (pxDdN)
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The science is clear. You cannot get COVID if you are 6' from someone for only 15 minutes. But if you are 5' 11" for 16 minutes, you will get it. If you are 6' 1" for 1,000 minutes, you are in the clear. This is a very sciency virus.
Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
And I sorta dig Chesty McNichols there
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (d1uFV)
@adamhousley
Exclusive: early Jan 2017, a Retired SR state department official wrote a letter to the FBI as a whistleblower after he uncovered evidence he says showed classified info was being misused by the Clinton Foundation. Two weeks later after he got no response, he walked into the
Adam Housley
@adamhousley
FBI office in DC to deliver the intelligence/info in person. This info/intelligence was completely ignored by James Comey & Peter Strzok. He also alleges he has proof of lying to Congress. He was not low level. You'll see this story more in depth in other
Adam Housley
@adamhousley
places in the next few days. Again it shows the pick and choose power play in DC that crosses party lines. You heard it here first tho.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (fKyOp)
Posted by: Old geezer at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (v689d)
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (0KD36)
JFC they really think we're imbeciles.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (bCLt0)
Immigrants make America great
Health care for all
Diversity is celebrated
Love wins
Science is real
The constitution matters!
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This is the same as feeling the need to someone you're smart, rich, funny, generous, handsome, etc, and probably the same people.
If you have to tell someone, you're not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (0KD36)
If we're not yet shooting each other, I think it would be nice if a bunch of young, enterprising fellas took to these streets where these signs are and slap a hammer and sickle on them.
Would get the same message across with fewer words.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (0KD36)
Peasant!
Posted by: Master Legislator Nancy Pelosi at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (PiwSw)
And I live in a fairly conservative suburb of Denver. This town voted to recall (and then replaced) its state rep over a gun control measure a few years back. This precinct often votes for a repub, useless as that is in the Front Range generally.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (AwYPR)
So modified Thompson Twins
Posted by: josephistan at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
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This guy understands science!
- CDC and the states
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Murder raccoons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zek at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (r4fw8)
A county Trump won 2-1 in 2016.
Voters are pissed and confused.
Posted by: Ha at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
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hahahaaaaha So true. Idiots.
When I make up sciency shit to sound like a lefty, I just tell people it's all very scientifical and you wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: sharksauce at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (DFZnL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (sjdRT)
My favorite is that "1.4 million children (I'm guessing on the number) got to bed hungry every night"
Wife laughs when I say, " they should eat something then...a bowel of cereal maybe"
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (vd8XM)
A county Trump won 2-1 in 2016.
Voters are pissed and confused.
Posted by: Ha at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (NSFCQ)
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Vote in person, dammit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (NWM+b)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw4tZvuckpM
Dunno if the Lord should listen to our prayers, when we as a society condone the slaughter of the most innocent.
Posted by: SMH at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
50 Pence seems to have some kind of modified Thompson. I want a couple.
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:18 AM (AwYPR)
So modified Thompson Twins
Posted by: josephistan at October 09, 2020 11:20 AM (Izzlo)
You know it is saying "Hold me know."
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (k/TB6)
Hate has a Home Here.
All Commies Should Die.
Fuck You. because Fuck You.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Kat_man at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (45X7C)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (pxDdN)
++++++++++
My two fondest memories of unchecked college town idiocy:
- A flag pole with the three flags that were, from bottom to top, the flag of the State of NY, the flag of the United States, and the flag of the United Nations.
- A Volvo with a full-width, custom, white-on-red bumper sticker that read, "Make Living Wage Jobs, Not War"
College towns are a trip. A big, stupid, foolish, asinine trip.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
The science is clear. You are a threat to others and must wear a mask unless your activity is deemed necessary and must be performed without a mask, in which case you are not infectious for the two minutes that you don't have a mask even if you have the virus that it takes to perform the essential activity, upon the conclusion of which you *do* become infectious again and must immediately re-don the mask.
Alles klar.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Huge Louis at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (bCLt0)
Great going down, and it comes up again and again to remind you just how great it was. And it leaves with a bung, ...er bang!
JWM
Posted by: jwm at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (HnUoF)
- A flag pole with the three flags that were, from bottom to top, the flag of the State of NY, the flag of the United States, and the flag of the United Nations.
- A Volvo with a full-width, custom, white-on-red bumper sticker that read, "Make Living Wage Jobs, Not War"
College towns are a trip. A big, stupid, foolish, asinine trip.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (hYcqw)
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The UN?
Man, people love them some African dictators and East Asian tyrannies, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
I had a few in the attic.
I got a guy. He does that.
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (cJEnq)
Posted by: 496 at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (INPZ+)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (R2Z5/)
A county Trump won 2-1 in 2016.
Voters are pissed and confused.
they REALLY took a long time to send out the absentees this year
probably on purpose but could just be bc so many govt workers AREN'T working "cos covid"
so you get the ballot late, then you have to figure out the stupid envelope thing, then you have to do individual bubbles now b/c of the new "no straight party ticket" law, and then you send it in and HOPE it doesn't get stolen or otherwise trashed, and that the idiots who do the counting have time to count it and don't just toss it in a fire!
voting in PA
oh so corrupt
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (j9HX3)
Kill a commie for mommy
Gun control takes practice at the range
A hot dog is not a sammich
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)
Drive Like Your Kids Are Handcuffed To Your Rear Bumper.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (xK9An)
613 609 374 Which, to me, brings up an interesting question. What happens if Biden gets elected, and dies before inauguration? Rules of succession wouldn't apply yet.
Trump automatically gets four more years as the second-highest vote-getter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2020 10:41 AM (wPVhA)
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Downside to this is that the same applies to Trump if he should win, and something happens to him before the next inauguration. Biden becomes president. And Heaven help us if we have to go to the third highest vote-getter.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:13 AM (CAJOC)
In the scenario you pose, the Constitution clearly states the VP-elect becomes the POTUS-elect. 12th Amendment I believe.
Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2020 11:15 AM (AMIL/)
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Did some digging. 12th Amendment was modified by the 20th. If Biden is elected and dies, Kamala becomes president.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (CAJOC)
Science tells me he won't get COVID.
Not sure what science tells me about other things.
Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (YA5R2)
*Gorilla*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (EGyGV)
Pursue Liberty
Pursue Happiness.
There are no guarantees.
Good luck.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (axyOa)
This is known and another tenet of leftism.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (ch6++)
Terminator: Dark Fate is now available on Prime Video.
Finally, I can watch without paying anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (CAJOC)
Even if he doesn't kill himself?
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (IZQtV)
Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito when they look into a mirror....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (uDclo)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (CAJOC)
Man, people love them some African dictators and East Asian tyrannies, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (NWM+b)
++++++++++
It remains one of the most brain-dead stupid things I have ever seen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (CAJOC)
Even if he doesn't kill himself?
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (Ti+Tv)
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Does the Slayer Rule apply?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (NWM+b)
Word is (in the corporate media of course) our ballots are being mailed out today.
How much you wanna bet these parts of the state that are less thrilled with Denver don't get ours right away.
Create panic. Drum up a fear. Why, it's almost like they do this sort of thing on purpose.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Huge Louis at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (63Dwl)
There are known knowns, and there is known love, and there is unknown love, and there is love where one person insists on the love because that person knows it but the other person doesn't, which usually ends up being a felony. But not always.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (xK9An)
My Slogans
Kill a commie for mommy
Gun control takes practice at the range
A hot dog is not a sammich
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
My two slogans:Slay Commies - Stay Zero.Join or get stacked.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (uDclo)
A Volvo with a full-width, custom, white-on-red bumper sticker that read, "Make Living Wage Jobs, Not War
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I remember when we used to laugh at JB about "The War Gear."
But for these intellectual midgets, it's every bit as real as it was to that lunatic hillbilly.
Sometimes I wish I was retarded and insane - the world is a much simpler place for the mentally defective.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (IZQtV)
Denver.
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (vpjB6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2020 11:26 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (CAJOC)
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Thanks to Rule 34, there is likely a tolerable though deeply disturbing interpretation of this somewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:26 AM (hYcqw)
Terminator: Dark Fate is now available on Prime Video.
Finally, I can watch without paying anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (NWM+b)
and you will get your money's worth!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2020 11:26 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 09, 2020 11:26 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (NWM+b)
********
That is where I live & I am
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 11:26 AM (fKyOp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
I had a few in the attic.
I got a guy. He does that.
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (Ti+Tv)
Toys in the Attic }} raccoons in the attic
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2020 11:26 AM (DLzZd)
- A flag pole with the three flags that were, from bottom to top, the flag of the State of NY, the flag of the United States, and the flag of the United Nations.
- A Volvo with a full-width, custom, white-on-red bumper sticker that read, "Make Living Wage Jobs, Not War"
College towns are a trip. A big, stupid, foolish, asinine trip.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:22 AM (hYcqw)
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Heh. I live in a similar place. It's not a college town, but I live near a college where all the perfsessers live. Every other car is a Volvo or Subaru with crazy bumper stickers.
But I like the area a lot so I put up with the stupidity. It's kind of entertaining too.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:26 AM (22mNy)
Health care for all
Diversity is celebrated
Love wins
Science is real
The constitution matters!
Illegal Immigrants are not great
Free Healthcare for all degrades Health care
Diversity for the sake of diversity is racist
Love wins what?
Science is real . Making up science facts isn't.
A living Constitution is not the Constitution.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (2DOZq)
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I have never in my life seen an actual liberal say anything like this.
Sure the Never Trumps talk about whether the constitution is a sandwich all the time, but actual liberals? They've read it about as many times as they've read the Bible.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (qlFIA)
Kill a commie for mommy
Gun control takes practice at the range
A hot dog is not a sammich
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
ATF should be a convenience store
Pinochet did nothing wrong
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (xK9An)
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Or sometimes that last one ends up being a 105-minute romantic comedy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (hYcqw)
Terminator: Dark Fate is now available on Prime Video.
Finally, I can watch without paying anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (NWM+b)
and you will get your money's worth!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2020 11:26 AM (Kpl3J)
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I rewatched the first one a couple of weeks ago.
Nothing deep, but just so very well made.
I want to run through the whole series, but that would require me finding a copy of Genysis, and I don't really want to do that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Ha
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I replied to you in the previous thread.
I misread the top column of the Fl numbers, didn't realize that was how many have not yet been returned.
So for FL 23% of GOP Absentee ballots are in and 28% of Dem absentee ballots are in.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ha at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (IZQtV)
Ironically, on the door of the POC-only room at the nearest university.
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Charlie Brown's little red haired girl crush.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (uDclo)
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I have never in my life seen an actual liberal say anything like this.
Sure the Never Trumps talk about whether the constitution is a sandwich all the time, but actual liberals? They've read it about as many times as they've read the Bible.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (qlFIA)
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Just ask them about the emoluments clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (vd8XM)
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BWHAHAHAHA.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2020 11:28 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (W0nlJ)
Our family recipe for tacos calls for beef chorizo mixed with hamburger and cooked down. Trust me, they're to die for.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:28 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 09, 2020 11:28 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 09, 2020 11:28 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Terminator: Dark Fate is now available on Prime Video.
Finally, I can watch without paying anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (NWM+b)
um . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (DLzZd)
Climate Change:
No One is Too Small to Make a Difference - Greta Thunberg
The Uninhabitable Earth--Life After Warming - David Wallace-Wells
Winning the Green New Deal--Why We Must, How We Can - Varshini Prakash and Guido Girgenti of the Sunrise Movement
Immigration:
Separated: Inside An American Tragedy - Jacob Soboroff
One Billion Americans: The Case For Thinking Bigger - Matthew Yglesias
Conditional Citizens - Laila Lalami
Black Lives Matter and Race Inequality:
White Fragility - Robin Diangelo
How To Be An Anti-Racist - Ibram X. Kendi
Just Us-An American Conversation - Claudia Rankine
Economy:
Mill Town - Kerri Arsenault
Capital and Ideology - Thomas Piketty
Nomadland - Jessica Bruder
And Available 11/17:
The highly anticipated first volume of Barack Obama's presidential memoirs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
And I live in a fairly conservative suburb of Denver. This town voted to recall (and then replaced) its state rep over a gun control measure a few years back. This precinct often votes for a repub, useless as that is in the Front Range generally.
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How many American flags in the neighborhood?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (bDqIh)
Health care for the natural aristocracy
Diversity is a harem
Love wounds
Science is Rael
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (NWM+b)
um . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (DLzZd)
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Extra. Whatever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (uDclo)
Was she ever seen by anyone besides Charlie?
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 09, 2020 11:21 AM (4NtsG)
To be fair, that one sign across the street is the only one I've seen with that line about the constitution on it. When I did the Google search, I found no other examples with that line on it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (bCLt0)
The numbers do not indicate this to be true. With chain migration and the older age on many migrants means they are a net negative on the economy and on SS and Medicare.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:28 AM (5iVbi)
Home made Chorizo is the way to go. 50/50 pork/beef. add chorizo spice and cook with 1 cup of apple cider vinegar.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (CAJOC)
Even if he doesn't kill himself?
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (Ti+Tv)
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Does the Slayer Rule apply?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (NWM+b)
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Not unless one of the candidates is a vampire.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (bDqIh)
++++++++
Some. 10%, maybe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (hYcqw)
and I always ask:WTF does any of that mean?
White/Brown/Yellow/Purple/Green lives DON'T matter?But Humans acting ILLEGALLY are breaking the law and should suffer punishment.Water Is Life: So? Make me a sammich.Science is Real: Including the science that says Climate Change/Global Warming is a hoax?
Posted by: mer at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (or4l7)
No problem man.
I always read your data related posts. Great info and updates.
Posted by: Ha at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (NSFCQ)
LOL, you get what you pay for.
I fell asleep watching it.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)
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Go ask if you can borrow his car.
Or if you can have $25.
If not, why not?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (XpDOS)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM (CAJOC)
Biden better get a food taster
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (pZZIZ)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (CLteG)
The SS does not admit immigrants. This is known.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (xK9An)
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Soy un perdedor.
I 'm a Trumper baby, so why don't you kill me.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (W+kMI)
LOL, you get what you pay for.
I fell asleep watching it.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)
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I have to imagine it's better than Gemini Man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (NWM+b)
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Because, if I'm paying attention to Dave, there is no path to victory for Biden if Trump wins PA and FL.
Hey Biden! Your lies about not banning fracking are totally working
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (0KD36)
It's also fine to have the same type in your yard, just as long as you understand that it is not a magic anti-Antifa talisman and will not save your house from arson and mayhem.
Posted by: Sal at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (KTdeA)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (cJEnq)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)
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I think you must be hallucinating. There were only two Terminator movies ever made. Two.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (vpjB6)
Posted by: EveR at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (R0z7P)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (NWM+b)
Time Cop is better than Gemini Man
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)
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I think you must be hallucinating. There were only two Terminator movies ever made. Two.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (vpjB6)
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*nods sagaciously*
Terminator 3 and Terminator Salvation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (NWM+b)
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I have never in my life seen an actual liberal say anything like this.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (qlFIA)
See my #157. That one may be an anomaly.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (5iVbi)
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I have never in my life seen an actual liberal say anything like this.
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All of a sudden it matters when Trump is president because he's literally Hitler and only the constitution can save us from Literally Hitler.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (uDclo)
Was she ever seen by anyone besides Charlie?
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020
*
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She grew up to be one of the top stars on Pr0nHub.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (cJEnq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (xK9An)
But they did have some foreign legions.
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (AwYPR)
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Why did Cumdumpster Harris the golfballs inserted into her cheecks? Is the 'Jigsaw' look a thing now?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM
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Why do you ask?
https://jpattitude.com/IHTM2/Hillary_ChipmunkCheeks.jpg
Posted by: Hillzabub at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (SchQD)
My favorite is that "1.4 million children (I'm guessing on the number) got to bed hungry every night"
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"So remember to clean your plate every meal and be grateful." - exdem13's mom, answer time-sent from 1977
Posted by: exdem13 at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
Also clear: that if a man cuts off his dick, and buys a set of bolt-ons, he does not magically become a woman, just a mutilated man.
And that a slight increase in a trace gas that currently makes up 400 parts per million of the Earth's atmosphere will not make the Earth become hot and kill us all, given that said trace gas has been very higher in past geologic eras, and live continued to thrive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (DxjDS)
Immigration + ASSIMILATION.
I don't think immigrants and refugees who come here, settle into a community of people from their homeland, never learn English nor do anything to accept American culture make us great.
That makes us balkanized.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: EveR at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (R0z7P)
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I think the Don is planning a deay to settle ALL of the family business.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
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Because, if I'm paying attention to Dave, there is no path to victory for Biden if Trump wins PA and FL.
....
I agree with this.
Posted by: Ha at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (9Om/r)
Puke.
Posted by: fly gal at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (G+vRf)
Posted by: BignJames
I think she was like Linus's Great Pumpkin.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (uDclo)
The SS does not admit immigrants. This is known.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (xK9An)
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Point of Order: They admitted Lauri Torni.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (eXmcp)
Sorry Lefties, nobody "Loves" someone who's a total stranger. It's just another word perverted and mangled by the Orwellians
Posted by: kbdabear at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (qAR6u)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4lklx7v
Special shoutout to WA state folks as he uses y'all's vote in the primaries over time as a data for calculating the normal two party votes in elections.
Posted by: whig at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (OLiBJ)
"Mr. Vice President, I'm speaking," Senator Kamala Harris proclaimed.
It was a moment during the vice presidential debate that women across the nation found to be all too relatable.
Immediately afterward, the phrase became a trending topic all across social media. Many women said it so closely reminded them of what it was like to be a woman in a corporate/workplace setting, a woman in a patriarchal society and just a woman, period.
For one group, in particular, the plexiglass was reminiscent of the many barriers they face in professional settings while the distance served as the long winding path they very often trot towards leadership.
Harris, the first Black and South Asian woman to be chosen as a Vice Presidential candidate for a major party candidate, was no exception to the looming stereotypes that follow Black women throughout corporate politics, and just plain ole everyday life. Thousands of tweets from Black women across the world showed how "seen" they felt during that viral moment.
As one Twitter user mentioned, the challenge for Harris was not only winning the debate against the current vice president but managing to do so without the lens of the "strong/angry Black woman" stereotype.
Black women and men alike noted the additional obstacles Harris had to battle the entire time.
Often subject to the historically racist caricature of an "angry Black woman," President Trump demonstrated how Black women often have their tone and attitude policed, instead of the substance of their ideas engaged, when he called her a "monster" in the morning.
It wasn't just critical men who came under scrutiny, however. The support from white women was also subject to criticism by some Black women across social media, as it came with its own juxtapositions.
Harris, also the first graduate of a historically Black college or university to vie for the high-ranking White House position, not only inspired dialogue around women utilizing their voice, but also inspired an upcoming generation of young leaders.
Another Twitter user said that she hopes young girls everywhere learn how to declare their voice when being talked over.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (63Dwl)
But they did have some foreign legions.
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (AwYPR)
Well, yes, that's definitely true.
Edited to read: Zod's SS does not admit immigrants.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (xK9An)
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What. the. f&ck????
Seriously? Who thought that's a good idea besides that backstabbing pos Romney?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (wPVhA)
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I have never in my life seen an actual liberal say anything like this.
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If it matters, why are you guys so hell bent on changing it??
Posted by: fixerupper at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)
So that mean I can get about 25 loves with this weeks unemployment check!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
+++++++++
Is that real? As in, someone wrote it seriously, for the purpose of being taken seriously?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (hYcqw)
That is misleading.
Recent analysis has shown that less than 20% of the armed forces'
person-hours were spent in direct armed engagements with enemy forces
during that event.
Posted by: NPR Fact Check at October 09, 2020 11:17 AM---
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60% of the Japanese Army was never engaged by the Allies until the Russians "invaded" China at then very end of the War.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (Zmnko)
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
+++++++++++
Congratulations, sir!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (CLteG)
Flatten the curve.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (xK9An)
Well horde
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
Congrats and good luck!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (63Dwl)
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They are trying to make that a thing, it's not a thing.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (VZH6i)
No Human is Illegal
Science Matters
Love Trumps Hate
etc.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:14 AM (22mNy)
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My neighbors also have a sign like that but at the bottom it says " water is a human right"-of course they are really saying water ( and healthcare) should be FREE!
Posted by: Chillin the most at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (lonOK)
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
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Congrats!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (k/TB6)
Thank you, I might try this sometime.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (VZH6i)
Obama
GOP OMG WTF
Medicare for all
Dump Trump
Teaching tolerence, seeking justice
Warren
Bernie
If it does not bring you joy why do it
The car was on a flatbed wrecker truck with crumpled front end.
Looked like she rear ended the car ahead of her.
Posted by: Banned at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (6l55Q)
Immigrants make America great
Health care for all
Diversity is celebrated
Love wins
Science is real
The constitution matters!
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If they really believed that the constitution matters, they wouldn't believe that health care is a "right."
The constitution says that we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It doesn't say that we have the right to force other people to provide us with health care.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (Zmnko)
Wow, not a smidgen of bias in that reading list...
*facepalm*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (tsZQ+)
Terminator 3 and Terminator Salvation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (NWM+b)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (vpjB6)
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (xK9An)
theirs is a drug for that
https://tinyurl.com/y4b2ryed
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (JFO2v)
Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) co-chair Frank Fahrenkopf tells me that he was told debate moderator Steve Scully's Twitter account was hacked but adds he has no direct knowledge.
@seanmdav
If he has no direct knowledge of anything that happened, how can he possibly claim Scully was hacked, as opposed to getting caught trying (and failing) to DM a rabid Trump hater for tips on how to go after Trump?
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (8XRCm)
In its most basic format, Christianity is the one body, Jesus Christ is the head, all (true) Christians are "members in particular". The various institutions are religions (often with wolves inside), earthly segmentations that group people by worldly interpretations. In that sense, the true Christ in You One Body is not a religion, The Church is spiritual, Jesus is its High Priest. (earthly institutions always become corrupted, as we see commies infiltrate/corrupt every good institution)
I'm still a little irritated that the thing my Lutheran church made us all repeat each Sunday was a doctrine that emerged from a compromise with the pagans at the Council of Nicea, instead of devoutly repeating actual scripture. That is how we get denominations ... schisms. But at least the Bible is still used, and members can read it (thanks Gutenberg, thanks faithful Catholic scribes), and there is no physical force applied.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (Cus5s)
JFC they really think we're imbeciles.
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No, they know their like-minded fellow travelers are imbeciles.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
We're arguing that science has been infected with politics and is being purposefully skewed to benefit an agenda.
But yeah, fuckstick. Keep saying we deny 'science'.
We only deny your faux-science.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (emxxF)
https://tinyurl.com/y3yc7lza
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that's no way to treat a panhandler, sir.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (W+kMI)
Wow, not a smidgen of bias in that reading list...
*facepalm*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (PiwSw)
Yeah, I was a wee bit gobsmacked when it arrived in my in box.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (k/TB6)
But, is Hollywood Cop better than Gemini Man? Samurai Cop? Space Cop? This ranking must be established for great science.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (DTX3h)
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
Congratulations. You are in for some fun times.
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (tsZQ+)
Pelosi much afraid of PDT mine controlled racoons.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: An Observation at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (RJg/G)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (W+kMI)
+++++++++++
So not even pretending to be anything other than a communist book club, then.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (22mNy)
( conservative women excepted )
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (2DOZq)
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Oh, you have to love the way Trump is jerking them around
PDC: The next debate will be virtual
PDT: Nope. I'll hold a rally instead
PDC: How about a week later?
PDC: Nope. How about the day it was scheduled?
It's like the guy knows something about negotiating ... Korban Dallas style.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (k/TB6)
But, is Hollywood Cop better than Gemini Man? Samurai Cop? Space Cop? This ranking must be established for great science.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (DTX3h)
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Well, Space Cop is the greatest film made by three guys in Milwaukee ever.
So there's that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (NWM+b)
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hahahaha
(snort)
hahahahaha
(wheeze)
hahahaha
F*cking diploma mills. Even the prestigious Ivy level HBCUs.
collegesimply.com/
$9K/year NC State entry requirements: SAT 1250-1390, ACT 27-31, avg high school GPA 4.37
$30K/year Howard entry requirements: SAT 1140-1280, ACT 22-27 , avg high school GPA 3.54
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (0KD36)
And I live in a fairly conservative suburb of Denver. This town voted to recall (and then replaced) its state rep over a gun control measure a few years back. This precinct often votes for a repub, useless as that is in the Front Range generally.
- - - -
How many American flags in the neighborhood?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:29 AM (bDqIh)
Speaking of which - I don't know whether it's just my neck of the woods or not, but I have noticed that many Biden signs have one or two little American flags attached to them. I've never seen that for any Democrat candidate before.
It's like Dracula ordering garlic toast.
(speaking of Dracula - one of the few funny "Life In Hell" cartoons Matt Groening ever did was of his little boy asking, "Why do people go to Dracuya's house?"
"Because he invites them" Dad replies.
To which the boy yells, "BUT HIS NAME IS DRACUYA!")
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Caliban at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (QE8X6)
206...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (63Dwl)
That's a lengthy admission that Harris lost the debate really badly.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:40 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2020 11:38 AM (DTX3h)
Samurai Cop>>>Beverly Hills Cop>>>Kindergarten Cop>>>Gemini Man
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:40 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Brett at October 09, 2020 11:40 AM (JsBDU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:40 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2020 11:40 AM (jUVms)
So he's a progressive and the enemy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
Congrats and/or I'm sorry
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (ifmtJ)
That is misleading.
A recent study has indicated that as much as 93% of all votes are corrected accounted for. Also, some areas are so effective in accounting for votes they exceed ballots cast which offsets shortages elsewhere.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (t+qrx)
All women are equal
But you can't say anything bad about women because we have to protect them and they can't handle someone talking over them in a debate.
Tapper and sniffalotagus had to white knight to save Kamala from her shit performance.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (emxxF)
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Never try to out-Orwell Orwell, comrades! Stick with the classics --
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (WqPYg)
Just outright telling us as soon as Joe is sworn in, he'll be deemed incompetent and Kamala is preznit. Got it. Stay calm and riot on, my little darlings.
https://tinyurl.com/y5kr37zo
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: irright at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (IZQtV)
Coexist, hahaha! That's so 2015.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (kA3Cp)
Not quite the same since the deceased was the aggressor with the AK. But I agree that even that incident may have brought charges or attempt to bring charges in other jurisdictions.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (HCeRP)
I forget what the word is, but something like "affirmed" or something-meaning, I suppose you're not going to overturn the guy in the wheelchair-unless he's a Trump voter. Also this one house with the "gay plus" flag has a sign saying, "Presidents are temporary . Wu-Tang is forever" I thought it was some sort of "I Ching" affirmation until I looked it up and Bing said it was an album by some musical group I hadn't heard of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:27 AM (uDclo)
Was she ever seen by anyone besides Charlie?
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020
*
*
She grew up to be one of the top stars on Pr0nHub.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (rpbg1)
And inspiration for J Geils' song Centerfold
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (DLzZd)
Jokes aside we are jacked
Two boys and a girl
What a world
Next I gotta email my sons teacher and ask them why they are shoving BLM and micro aggression bulllshit down my sons throat
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (VZH6i)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (0KD36)
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (WqPYg)
My chocolate rations were increased from 30 grams to 20 grams this month.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (cJEnq)
Jokes aside we are jacked
Two boys and a girl
What a world
Next I gotta email my sons teacher and ask them why they are shoving BLM and micro aggression bulllshit down my sons throat
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (VZH6i)
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"My black son feels unsafe with these lessons."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (NWM+b)
******
HUGE! President Trump Pulls Ads from Ohio and Iowa -- Internal Polling Shows Trump Way Up in Critical Swing States! (VIDEO)
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If he is Up big in Ohio he is up in Michigan & Pa. too
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (fKyOp)
Well horde
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
________
Congratulations! Let the naming contest begin:
thatquarterafrican FTW! ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (0KD36)
******
HUGE! President Trump Pulls Ads from Ohio and Iowa -- Internal Polling Shows Trump Way Up in Critical Swing States! (VIDEO)
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If he is Up big in Ohio he is up in Michigan & Pa. too
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (fKyOp)
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Well, maybe.
He won Ohio big in 2016 and barely won MI and PA.
So...maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (NWM+b)
Hey Biden! Your lies about not banning fracking are totally working
Posted by: RoyalOil
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Pretty much. Mathematically, Biden can win picking up AZ, NC, and OH and lose FL and PA. But realistically, there is no way he can lose FL but win AZ.
It's all a sliding scale of redness, if FL goes for Trump, then the redder states also go for Trump.
FL and NC are really the key. If Trump wins them both, then Biden has a very narrow path to victory. If Trump wins FL, NC, and PA, then it's over. Trump wins.
So since I am all about caveats this year, I am not aware of any demographic shifts that make AZ substantially less red than FL. It is possible that Trump could win FL and lose AZ, but that would have to be driven by a demographic change in the last 4 years. I don't think it has happened.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (5p7BC)
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
Aww, congrats! And no forest fires were caused by your gender reveal, so double-plus good!
Posted by: Sal at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (KTdeA)
Posted by: BignJames
I think she was like Linus's Great Pumpkin.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2020 11:34 AM (uDclo)
I think the Little Red-Haired Girl might have been in one of the animated specials, but so far as I know, she never appeared in the strip. Schulz said he tried to draw her many times, but never liked the result and that, in any event, any character he came up with wouldn't match the readers' imaginations.
I've always thought the character of "Frieda" was Schulz' abortive attempt at drawing the LRHG.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (WkPC9)
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Extra credit?
Posted by: irright at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (SchQD)
AP courses.
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Chillin the most at October 09, 2020 11:36 AM (lonOK)
The progressive definition of FREE just means someone else is paying for it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (5iVbi)
Well horde
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
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Congratulations! Now you can pick out her gun. Something pink, maybe with unicorn decals on the grips.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (2JVJo)
That means that the wife is voting for Biden but the husband is voting for Trump.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (O6DoG)
$30K/year Howard entry requirements: SAT 1140-1280, ACT 22-27 , avg high school GPA 3.54
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (0KD36)
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I know I haven't been in HS for a while, but WTF is up a 4.37 average GPA?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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Well, game over. We all know from 2016 that if Putin is for you, who can be against you?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)
On Nextdoor, there are a bunch of transplants from Illinois who are welcoming another newbie, and then one cackles, "We may turn this state blue yet!"
I cannot stand these damned locusts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 09, 2020 11:37 AM (Cus5s)
a clarification - the Nicene Creed is about defining the Doctrine of Trinity, which is never explained in any formal way in actual scripture. It formally split late Roman Christianity into the Orthodox and the Non-Trinitarian factions. The Orthodox won, of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)
The science is clear. You cannot get COVID if you are 6' from someone
for only 15 minutes. But if you are 5' 11" for 16 minutes, you will get
it. If you are 6' 1" for 1,000 minutes, you are in the clear. This is a
very sciency virus.
Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
Less than 15 minutes and we're good...
Wait, so no foreplay?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (v2c9/)
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This *applauds*
I should have done that, but dammit, I drive a Focus. People would know if I hit the old hag she'd come through my windshield like a 12-point buck.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (7QVeK)
He won Ohio big in 2016 and barely won MI and PA.
So...maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (NWM+b)
*******
If he is up BIG in Ohio , enough to pull ads, he is up more than he won in 2016
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (fKyOp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:31 AM (NWM+b)
Time Cop is better than Gemini Man
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 09, 2020 11:32 AM (k/TB6)
Time Chasers > Time Cop > Gemini Man
At least the Rifftrax version of Time Chasers
Posted by: josephistan at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (Izzlo)
On Nextdoor, there are a bunch of transplants from Illinois who are welcoming another newbie, and then one cackles, "We may turn this state blue yet!"
I cannot stand these damned locusts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
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"Why on earth would you leave such a blue paradise as Illinois?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (NWM+b)
Immigrants make America great
Health care for all
Diversity is celebrated
Love wins
Science is real
The constitution matters!
_______________
"Science is real" -- except when it tells us that there are differences between the sexes (or anything else that we don't want to hear).
"Science is real" -- which is why we have to hide the science (like records showing temperatures declining) that doesn't confirm our pre-existing beliefs about things like "global warming/climate change."
"Diversity is celebrated" -- except for diversity of opinions, that is. We demand that everyone think the same way we do! And because we believe in "love," we'll happily kill you if you don't!
And "immigrants make America great" unless they're the First Lady, in which case we'll mock her immigrant accent and insinuate that she's here illegally and call her a whore!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (k4dH2)
We're arguing that science has been infected with politics and is being purposefully skewed to benefit an agenda.
But yeah, fuckstick. Keep saying we deny 'science'.
Declaring yourself a believer in "science" is a way of distinguishing yourself from the caricature of the conservative that the Left trades in. Because nothing gives you a sense of unearned superiority more easily than having a knuckle-dragging foil to compare yourself to favorably.
The irony is, most of the dumb toads who spout this nonsense could not define "science" if their life depended on it. They've never picked up a book more complicated than Harry Potter and have not a clue that such a thing as the philosophy of science even exists.
But yeah, "science is real." Whatevz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (wPVhA)
Well horde
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
Congrats!
Don't let her date a liberal
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (emxxF)
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Extra credit?
Posted by: irright at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (SchQD)
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AP classes because nobody fails anymore.
You can't grade so that the high performers get the 4.0. You have to grade so that the B students can.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (a4EWo)
Not much about her *accomplishments and qualifications*, just her sex, race, ethnicity and being capable of - get this - asserting herself in a debate. The only skill there (asserting herself) is what I would consider a minimum for entry into politics. Woohoo, you go gurrrrl!
These feminist columns make their heroes sound like special ed student, no? Makes me ashamed to be associated with my gender.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (bDqIh)
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (WqPYg)
My chocolate rations were increased from 30 grams to 20 grams this month.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (JFO2v)
This IS in fact the kind of society being foisted upon us by the totalitarians. It is well underway. The Rona is the kickoff. I am stunned at how easy it seems to be to get the people to knuckle under.
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (5p7BC)
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Hello!!
Posted by: Tens of Thousands of California Locusts who now live in Phoenix at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (63Dwl)
Well horde
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
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Congratulations! Now you can pick out her gun. Something pink, maybe with unicorn decals on the grips.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (eXmcp)
Congrats!!! Now you have to worry about every penis as opposed to only one (if you were having a boy).
BTW - according to classic Bill Cosby, it isn't too late to put the "stem on the apple".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (N39Ws)
Newton S. Minow is one of the members of the Presidential Debates Commission. He is 95 (yes, ninety-five) years of age.
He was FCC Commissioner under President John F. Kennedy!
He became famous or infamous for his "television is a vast wasteland" statement in a speech in 1961 (!):
"When television is good, nothing - not the theater, not the magazines or newspapers - nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite each of you to sit down in front of your television set when your station goes on the air and stay there for a day without a book, without a magazine, without a newspaper, without a profit and loss sheet or a rating book to distract you. Keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that what you will observe is a vast wasteland."
TV people were obviously offended. One of them, the producer of the future "Gilligan's Island" series, supposedly named the Skipper's boat the S.S Minnow as a dig at Mr. Minow.
Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Javems at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (nz4Ij)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (O6DoG)
Some husbands are better at intra-house discipline than others.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Tell them so. They probably don't read the HQ.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (DLzZd)
Her name was Jenny, and guess what her phone number was?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (emxxF)
"Why on earth would you leave such a blue paradise as Illinois?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (NWM+b)
You got an hour?? I can fill you in.
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (bCLt0)
******
HUGE! President Trump Pulls Ads from Ohio and Iowa -- Internal Polling Shows Trump Way Up in Critical Swing States! (VIDEO)
********
If he is Up big in Ohio he is up in Michigan Pa. too
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (fKyOp)
There is no celebrating until this is over and Trump is reelected and the left is going full Jonestown.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (Mb+R9)
Posted by: fly gal at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (G+vRf)
Posted by: sound awake at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (fgLyj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM
This. The Mexican stuff is a greasy salty cumin bomb
Posted by: Bigsmith at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (G/mW5)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (5p7BC)
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Hello!!
Posted by: Tens of Thousands of California Locusts who now live in Phoenix at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (22mNy)
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I really think that the exodus of the last year is materially different from the exodus that turned CO blue and AZ purple up to this year.
The previous migrations seemed to be more about well off Californians taking advantage of lower real estate prices to live better.
This year seems to be about fleeing a disastrous state brought on by a political monopoly.
There will still be dedicated Democrats leaving, but the average will probably be more Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (NWM+b)
So...maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully
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Yeah, it is nice to not have to worry about Ohio, but none of us really were seeing that as a point of vulnerability for Trump. That means Trump is ahead in Western PA, but that is only part of the story.
What this does tell us though is that Trump is performing at least slightly better than in 2016, so the Biden +14 polls are bullshit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Sickening. They literally flee blue because blue, and want to turn your state into what they fled. I just don't get it. Liberalism really is a mental disorder.
Of course, one reason I don't do nextdoor. I'd be flaming these clowns relentlessly.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (ifmtJ)
Nextdoor is Facebook for busybodies and Karens. One hopes it suffers permanent DDOS attacks.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (XpDOS)
Anybody know where I can get a "Coexist" yard sign?
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 09, 2020 11:25 AM (IZQtV)
Coexist, hahaha! That's so 2015.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (hku12)
_______
I saw one of these recently (one made with weapons):
https://tinyurl.com/y6lfj69s
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (xK9An)
And like sex for one and sleeping on the couch!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Javems at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (nz4Ij)
I saw Tricky Chorizo open for Los Lobos at the Bang Bang Bar in San Antonio...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 09, 2020 11:48 AM (PiwSw)
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avg high school GPA 4.37
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Extra credit?
Posted by: irright at October 09, 2020 11:41 AM (SchQD)
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At my school, at least, it was weighted classes. Regular classes had a 1.0 multiplier, honors had 1.2, and gifted had 1.4
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:48 AM (CAJOC)
Well horde
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
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Congratulations! Now you can pick out her gun. Something pink, maybe with unicorn decals on the grips.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (eXmcp)
Hello Kitty AR15
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2020 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Javems at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (nz4Ij)
When we're cooking it down, we have to skim the grease off with a deep spoon. But not all of it, just most of it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:48 AM (5iVbi)
I think I'll just skip work for the rest of the day and just read. Don't tell.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 09, 2020 11:48 AM (VtXra)
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
Congrats!
You're good until about age 11-12, then hooboy...brace yourself.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 11:48 AM (cF8AT)
So...maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully
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Yeah, it is nice to not have to worry about Ohio, but none of us really were seeing that as a point of vulnerability for Trump. That means Trump is ahead in Western PA, but that is only part of the story.
What this does tell us though is that Trump is performing at least slightly better than in 2016, so the Biden +14 polls are bullshit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (5p7BC)
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"But if they're only half right!"
*Batman smacks Robin*
"That's not how polling works!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:48 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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I think they started giving out A+ values that were higher than 4.0 or something idiotic. Just like they dumbed-down the SAT/ACT scores ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:49 AM (WqPYg)
Well, maybe.
He won Ohio big in 2016 and barely won MI and PA.
So...maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (NWM+b)
And PA & MI are blatantly manufacturing ballots for Biden as we speak.
Posted by: josephistan at October 09, 2020 11:49 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: tubal at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (bCLt0)
...
Turns out its not that hard to inspire people to believe and do stupid things.
Posted by: Kamakazi pilots at October 09, 2020 11:49 AM (yL25O)
We'll see. The Dems do seem to have a huge amount of cash to spend on ads - as Belling pointed out, they're even running them on his show although no liberals listen to him.
Is that because Dems have no problems with wasting money? Or because they want Trump voters to feel like there is no escape - we're surrounded? Probably both.
I keep reminding myself Hillary blew though much more money than Trump did in 2016 and in the end, it didn't work.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (HabA/)
Maria was asking her about the debate commission, it's virtual idiocy, etc. Ronna went at them with both barrels. She said that the commission is a joke, it's all Dem operatives and sympathizers, and if she has anything to say about it, the Republican party will never have another debate arranged and hosted by them. She called the members partisian hacks . That they never contacted the campaign, just changed the format and rules on their own, despite Pres. Trump being told he would be cleared well in time to participate and would be in no way able to pass on corona to anyone else. She said the commissions action , like all their actions were done to help Joe Biden.
I can't do her tirade justice. Hopefully someone can post it . It was glorious and refreshing to know that finally, there are some Republicans in charge who aren't going to take it.
She also said the race is tight and they need every single Trump voter out there helping to get the vote out and Trump's message and policies with it.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (liNZi)
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:46 AM (xK9An)
And like sex for one and sleeping on the couch!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (JFO2v)
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Maybe the early Mormons were on to something.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (VtXra)
The science is clear. You cannot get COVID if you are 6' from someone
for only 15 minutes. But if you are 5' 11" for 16 minutes, you will get
it. If you are 6' 1" for 1,000 minutes, you are in the clear. This is a
very sciency virus.
Posted by: That Guy at October 09, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
Less than 15 minutes and we're good...
Wait, so no foreplay?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (v2c9/)
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What's this "foreplay" you speak of?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (CAJOC)
But yeah, "science is real." Whatevz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2020 11:45 AM (wPVhA)
Best answer - Science says there is Only Two Genders.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (t+qrx)
What this does tell us though is that Trump is performing at least slightly better than in 2016, so the Biden +14 polls are bullshit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (5p7BC)
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The T of Pa. Is Bonkers for PDT this time around! much more enthusiastic
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (fKyOp)
Posted by: sharksauce at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (DFZnL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:43 AM (5p7BC)
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Trump will not lose AZ
Polls are based on 2018 returns
Trump will get at least 1.3 million votes, enough to win
Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (/Iqk8)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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I think they started giving out A+ values that were higher than 4.0 or something idiotic. Just like they dumbed-down the SAT/ACT scores ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:49 AM (WqPYg)
...
What goes up must keep going up.
Posted by: Grade Inflation at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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I think they started giving out A+ values that were higher than 4.0 or something idiotic. Just like they dumbed-down the SAT/ACT scores ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:49 AM (WqPYg)
AP courses are on a 5.0 scale instead of a 4.0 scale. If you're dual-enrolled for college courses in some places it's a 5.0 or 6.0 scale.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (NWiLs)
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Congratulations! May I suggest this addition to your wardrobe?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yybca6yv
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (SchxB)
******
HUGE! President Trump Pulls Ads from Ohio and Iowa -- Internal Polling Shows Trump Way Up in Critical Swing States! (VIDEO)
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If he is Up big in Ohio he is up in Michigan & Pa. too
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Trump is definitely up big in Ohio. He's been popular and successful in the state, Biden is lame and has little support.
Not sure how popular Trump is in Michigan, but the fascist bitch governor is doing the work for him. In PA Biden has had more Trump supporters attend his "rallies" than actual supporters. I bet the Keystone State is red except for the urban counties.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (W+kMI)
Coexist, hahaha! That's so 2015.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 11:42 AM (hku12)
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I saw one of these recently (one made with weapons):
https://tinyurl.com/y6lfj69s
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (WqPYg)
If I had a vehicle that took bumper stickers, this might be the first one that gets put on.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (hku12)
Steve Scully, the second Debate Moderator, is a Never Trumper, just like the son of the great Mike Wallace. Fix!!!
Crazy Nancy Pelosi is looking at the 25th Amendment in order to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris. The Dems want that to happen fast because Sleepy Joe is out of it!!!
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (cF8AT)
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Spanish chorizo is good shit, that mexican version is just horrendous glop
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM
This. The Mexican stuff is a greasy salty cumin bomb
Posted by: Bigsmith at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: irright at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Tens of Thousands of California Locusts who now live in Phoenix
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10s of thousands aren't enough. They need a 190,000 vote differential increase.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (5p7BC)
Well horde
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
Congrats!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (HabA/)
Actus Spei
Domine Deus,
spero per gratiam tuam
remissionem omnium peccatorum,
et post hanc vitam
aeternam felicitatem me esse consecuturum,
quia tu promisisti,
qui es infinite potens,
fidelis, benignus, et misericors.
In hac spe vivere et mori statuo.
Amen.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (nUhF0)
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
*******
CONGRATS!!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (fKyOp)
Steve Scully, the second Debate Moderator, is a Never Trumper, just like the son of the great Mike Wallace. Fix!!!
Crazy Nancy Pelosi is looking at the 25th Amendment in order to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris. The Dems want that to happen fast because Sleepy Joe is out of it!!!
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 11:51 AM (cF8AT)
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Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:52 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 09, 2020 11:52 AM (yHHWj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2020 11:52 AM (iMAGc)
Posted by: Synova at October 09, 2020 11:52 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:30 AM (AwYPR)
~~~~~
Yes.
https://tinyurl.com/y3c3rxde
Posted by: IrishEi at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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I think they started giving out A+ values that were higher than 4.0 or something idiotic. Just like they dumbed-down the SAT/ACT scores ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:49 AM (WqPYg)
Some colleges have "S" which is higher than A+
Posted by: josephistan at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (Izzlo)
they would never fuck with those numbers, right ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (/Iqk8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (DLzZd)
"How do you know," asked the boy.
"Because it is," the man said. The trout rose, sipped, took the fly. The man set the hook, the line flattened, the rod curled.
"But my teacher said that science can't prove everything," the boy said.
The man let the fish run. "Your teacher is a homosexual," he said.
"Oh," said the boy.
"'Oh' is right," said the man.
Posted by: Zod Hemingway at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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Weighted to give more credit to AP classes so that 23 year old seventh-year senior Deoynkay's 4.0 isn't the same as a 12 year old math prodigy's 4.0.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 09, 2020 11:23 AM
This. The Mexican stuff is a greasy salty cumin bomb
Posted by: Bigsmith at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (G/mW5)
They are similar in name only, and the Mexican garbage stole the name. The crap they sell in plastic tubes around me is trash. I think it's made to melt down like a flavored lard. Some of it has pieces of bone and gristle and I don't want to know what parts it comes from. One brand is tolerable, and I use it to flavor ground beef for tacos. It too melts down completely.
Some of the local meat shops make their own "chorizo" which is basically sausage that's flavored with chili and cumin. But it's just a differently flavored breakfast sausage. Blech.
I do have a recipe for bacon wrapped dates stuffed with (real) chorizo, in fact, that's the recipe. Pre-cook the bacon soft so you can still wrap the date, then grill it to semi-crispy/crispy. Great with a good red wine.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (HabA/)
...
She has a great fireworks collection now though.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (yL25O)
Probably the first time they've ever heard a GOP tell them to GFY.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (emxxF)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (R2Z5/)
they would never fuck with those numbers, right ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (/Iqk
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"What's a partisan split?"
-Allahpundit, dude who's been watching and commenting on polls for twenty fucking years
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (NWM+b)
She also said the race is tight and they need every single Trump voter out there helping to get the vote out and Trump's message and policies with it.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (liNZi)
Here ya go Jen,
https://tinyurl.com/yxnv3r9b
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (cF8AT)
@NathanBrandWA
WHAT?!
Democrat Jaime Harrison suggesting Judge Amy Coney Barrett and Republicans could bring back slavery?!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
I'm going with "something I never had", Alex
for a thousand
Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (/Iqk8)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (HabA/)
...
She has a great fireworks collection now though.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (yL25O)
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She's been using it to shoot at the help when she's drunk.
So, she ran out after a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: ShainS at October 09, 2020 11:49 AM (WqPYg)
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From the same people who insist science is "real".
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 11:50 AM (HabA/)
...
She has a great fireworks collection now though.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (yL25O
And a huge plate of glass she doesn't know what to do with.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (emxxF)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (nUhF0)
https://tinyurl.com/y3c3rxde
Posted by: IrishEi at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (sGotD)
OMG! She's got ORANGE hair!
Posted by: BignJames at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Max Power at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (q177U)
I'm telling you: Don't be afraid of Covid. Don't let it dominate your life! This is the greatest country in the world and under the Trump Administration, we have developed some really great drugs and knowledge. WE WILL BEAT THIS TOGETHER!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
I keep reminding myself Hillary blew though much more money than Trump did in 2016 and in the end, it didn't work.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V
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The Biden strategy is to try to peel older GOP voters who are afraid of Covid to vote for Biden.
It's a weak strategy, but it is pretty much the only one they have. It is the only weakness that Trump has.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (5p7BC)
They were threats.
And boy, that 7% sure did a lot of damage and wrecked a lot of lives. How much good did the 93% do?
https://tinyurl.com/y24f25a2
Posted by: PJ at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (qlTN9)
We should be so lucky. Yet again, we'll end up disappointed.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 09, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
New scale so kids will know they are smarter than their parents and grandparents.
Old scale an 'A' was 4 points and that is as high as it got.
New scale has a baseline of 2.0 and it goes up from there. An A is 6 points. But 6 points is not the max. You can go higher with 'extra' credit.
Would you like to hear about extra credit?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (/Dgcm)
"How do you know," asked the boy.
"Because it is," the man said. The trout rose, sipped, took the fly. The man set the hook, the line flattened, the rod curled.
"But my teacher said that science can't prove everything," the boy said.
The man let the fish run. "Your teacher is a homosexual," he said.
"Oh," said the boy.
"'Oh' is right," said the man.
Posted by: Zod Hemingway at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (xK9An)
Damn it, Zod. Write something that I can give you money for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 09, 2020 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)
I went on at some length about this, but I got willowed so I'll put it more briefly here:
The polls are no different than anything else in our society, be it climate change, or COVID data, or poverty data, or police brutality data, or any other matter of public importance... they're worthless data, bad analysis, and deliberate misinformation piped into our homes by our feckless ruling class.
The average American has absolutely no means of discerning the truth from what we see and hear. The truth is like Schrodinger's cat, in a box of lies. We can carry on and hope for the best. But we can't actually know anything, because every well has been poisoned.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2020 11:56 AM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2020 11:52 AM (iMAGc)
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Though I wish they had used his blanket to mimic Jayne's hat.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 09, 2020 11:56 AM (CAJOC)
I'm telling you: Don't be afraid of Covid. Don't let it dominate your life! This is the greatest country in the world and under the Trump Administration, we have developed some really great drugs and knowledge. WE WILL BEAT THIS TOGETHER!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
That right there is why I felt like Trump getting the flu was a gift. He's showing how to be strong.
America needs someone to hold their hand, it seems.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2020 11:56 AM (emxxF)
Were having a girl
Go long on liability insurance
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 09, 2020 11:35 AM (VZH6i)
Congratulations and may you have many more!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:56 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (nUhF0)
*Covers the ears my MySQL on my work laptop*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 09, 2020 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2020 11:52 AM (iMAGc)
*Jayne puts on hat his mother knitted for him*
Jayne :"Pretty cunning, don't ya think?"
Wash: "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
Jayne: "Damn straight."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Max Power at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (q177U)
Moreover, the UCR shows more people were killed with hammers and clubs than were killed with rifles of any kind.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (JFO2v)
Which proves only that you can get anyone to say anything, for the right price.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (NYS7S)
Something that I can give you money for.
You will contact Zod at his email and send him money.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (/Iqk8)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2020 11:53 AM (yL25O)
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She's been using it to shoot at the help when she's drunk.
So, she ran out after a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:54 AM (NWM+b)
I wonder if any of them ended up in Portland.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2020 11:52 AM (iMAGc)
I was amused at how well they were able to match up the 'Firefly' characters with counterparts in the 'Peanuts' universe.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (5iVbi)
Posted by: PJ at October 09, 2020 11:58 AM (qlTN9)
The average American has absolutely no means of discerning the truth from what we see and hear. The truth is like Schrodinger's cat, in a box of lies. We can carry on and hope for the best. But we can't actually know anything, because every well has been poisoned.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2020 11:56 AM (eXmcp)
This. All this.
Hence the titanic struggle to keep hold of the ability to control the narrative. The internet messed with the monopoly. The silicon monopoly is fighting back.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2020 11:58 AM (emxxF)
Unborn Lives Matter
It's OK to be White
Scientists are Human
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
Children need Moms and Dads
Posted by: KGB at October 09, 2020 11:58 AM (x2N6L)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2020 11:59 AM (juc0O)
Posted by: Max Power at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (q177U)
bullshit
Posted by: every gas station in TX at October 09, 2020 11:59 AM (/Iqk8)
They were threats.
And boy, that 7% sure did a lot of damage and wrecked a lot of lives. How much good did the 93% do?
https://tinyurl.com/y24f25a2
Posted by: PJ at October 09, 2020 11:55 AM (qlTN9)
A small fraction of my Navy attacked Pearl Harbor, and the Americans went medieval on my Empire and people! Unfair!
Posted by: Ghost of Emperor Hirohito at October 09, 2020 11:59 AM (AMIL/)
Something that I can give you money for.
You will contact Zod at his email and send him money.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (xK9An)
Ah, that Zod sense of humor.
Seriously man, write. You got the gift.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 09, 2020 11:59 AM (ifmtJ)
They were threats.
And boy, that 7% sure did a lot of damage and wrecked a lot of lives. How much good did the 93% do?
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Ha. So 7% of this specific population were lawbreakers?
Those numbers are really awkward when you realize they're very similar to the entire reason the riots/BLM silliness kicked off.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like the third monkey in line at the ark at October 09, 2020 11:59 AM (0KD36)
Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2020 11:59 AM (z36Kd)
So there's that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (NWM+b)
I found the running commentary more entertaining than the actual movie; in this regard, it's very much like "Robin Hood: Men in Tights." "Feeding Frenzy" was a much better flick of theirs.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2020 11:59 AM (DTX3h)
They're still salty about losing the war.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 09, 2020 12:00 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 09, 2020 12:00 PM (FCQR/)
Not *every* well.
You will subscribe to the newsletter.
Posted by: Zod at October 09, 2020 12:00 PM (xK9An)
Steve Scully, the second Debate Moderator, is a Never Trumper, just like the son of the great Mike Wallace. Fix!!!
Crazy Nancy Pelosi is looking at the 25th Amendment in order to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris. The Dems want that to happen fast because Sleepy Joe is out of it!!!
==========
Heh, he's trolling again like a champ. Go for the bait, lamestream media fools. Way to turn the 25th amendment back on Pelosi; it won't happen now though because if the Dems drop Biden this late in the campaign the support will collapse and Trump/Pence will crush 'em.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 09, 2020 12:00 PM (W+kMI)
Ha. So 7% of this specific population were lawbreakers?
Those numbers are really awkward when you realize they're very similar to the entire reason the riots/BLM silliness kicked off.
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The truth is around 2.5 to 3% causing all the ruckus and deaths.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2020 12:00 PM (juc0O)
Posted by: every gas station in TX at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (/Iqk8)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (Zmnko)
Congrats thathalfrican!
Babies are wonderful, and (having helped raise two girls) your baby daughter will be a huge joy to both you and your wife!
Her high school boyfriends, not so much....
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (VtXra)
So there's that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:39 AM (NWM+b)
I found the running commentary more entertaining than the actual movie; in this regard, it's very much like "Robin Hood: Men in Tights." "Feeding Frenzy" was a much better flick of theirs.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2020 11:59 AM (DTX3h)
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I genuinely love Space Cop straight up. I find it funny, and humor is subjective so I get why it wouldn't hit with a lot of people. What I don't get is their fans who don't like it, because it's the same sense of humor in feature film form that they show on their channel all the time.
I just want them to make another movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (NWM+b)
Ah, the Whoopi Goldberg Gambit.
Posted by: spindrift at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: iandeal at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (vgGyZ)
A sampling of Presidential preference polls, from 19-24 October 2016:
CNBC: Felonia +10
Greenberg: Felonia +12
Associated Press: Felonia +13
USA Today: Felonia +10
ABC News: Felonia +12
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (cF8AT)
Science is real
All 67 genders deserve respect
Sometimes 2+2=5
I see these signs so much I was going to have some printed up that had:
Epstein didn't kill himself
And replace them on people's lawn.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (Yky25)
Posted by: Javems at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (nz4Ij)
Boys turn on you later, and remain idiots longer but see the light around 22-23.
YMMV, a lot.
Posted by: Sal at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (KTdeA)
Ditto with most campaign mailers, robocalls, robo texts, and so on.
GOTV with personal contacts, knocking on doors, etc. and perhaps social media contacts where the research is still out are the most effective at getting voters out--particularly in a base election. In person managing of volunteers door knocking is also the lowest paid campaign activity to consultants. Dunno about social media as I haven't kept up with the literature.
Posted by: whig at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (OLiBJ)
But slogans and memes are a start, there needs to be an argument to back the meme ...
"Illegal Immigrants are not great
Free Healthcare for all degrades Health care
Diversity for the sake of diversity is racist
Love wins what?
Science is real . Making up science facts isn't.
A living Constitution is not the Constitution."
that counter argument via meme is a good start ... Science is real, but is full of detailed experimental proof, it is not just claiming "I believe Science" and then stating a myth.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Max Power at October 09, 2020 11:57 AM (q177U)
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I rate this as true.
Had them every morning when we were out visiting my brother.
Simply awesome.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
Damn it, Zod. Write something that I can give you money for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 09, 2020 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)
...
Yep.
Can we get some Zod Steinbeck too?
That was perfect btw.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (/Iqk8)
Revised package relatively broad-based.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2020 12:03 PM (cF8AT)
Friday morning!
🌅
If you want it. Overcast and cool here in NE Okla, land of the free and home of the red, white, and blue man group.
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Hard experience taught me that "chorizo" is Español for "do not eat."
👅
However, Milady made some Beefy Spanish Rice last night which would be great in a burrito. Except, ♪ yes, we have no tortillas; we have no tortillas today! ♪
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...My neighbors across the street have a version of that. An added bonus is it's on a rainbow US flag, with each of the lines inside one of the flag stripes...
🏁
I've always thought the Stars and Stripes was the greatest national flag ever, even aside from the Republic for which it stands.
So, I really don't like the many "statement" variations - black-and-white (whatever that is), the blue-striped; no matter the intended sentiment, just seems to me to be defacing Old Glory. Someone burning the "US flags" with rainbow striping or slogan-per-stripe wouldn't bother me at all.
But that's just me.
test:
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Posted by: mindful webworker at October 09, 2020 12:03 PM (wJky2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2020 12:03 PM (63Dwl)
The answer is no of course.
If you think you can force a Doctor to treat you...
Posted by: nip at October 09, 2020 12:03 PM (yoqcZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2v3e6fy
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (JFO2v)
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Yes .... yes it will.
Posted by: Libel Lawyers Union Local #561 at October 09, 2020 12:03 PM (8XRCm)
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Hillary's campaign out-spent Trump 2 to 1
Add in the outside groups, and it was like 5 to 1
That's not counting the media in-kind donations...
Google, Facebook and Twitter with their thumbs on the scale...
The FBI and CIA spying on Trump and feeding that intel to Hillary ...
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 09, 2020 12:04 PM (aO8Gd)
Congratulations.
No kids myself yet but one god-daughter and 3 older sisters so I'm not scared of having girls.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 09, 2020 12:04 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2020 11:24 AM (Zmnko)
You, my dear, have made my day.
Thank you!
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 09, 2020 12:04 PM (KXkkH)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 09, 2020 12:05 PM (nUhF0)
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My wife is counselling a 3.7 IB Graduate who has absolutely no confidence in herself and can't write a resume or a sentence. My son has absolute confidence in himself and barely got into college and is in three bands making money. GPA is not a great leading indicator of much more than repeating what you've been told/taught and making no waves.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2020 12:05 PM (juc0O)
That's great that Ronna is upset w the debate committee when it's too late to do anything. But, they have known about the moderators for weeks and she should have publicly, at THAT time, screamed her head off. Instead, she waits until it's too late and whines to a friendly audience. Does anyone think Perez would have accepted Tucker as a moderator? Yet, PDT gets a former Biden aide. Ronna Romney McDaniel is not PDT's champion, and she should be.
Posted by: EveR at October 09, 2020 12:05 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: PJ at October 09, 2020 12:06 PM (qlTN9)
FBN: Kudlow: Trump has approved a revised package.
Revised package relatively broad-based.
Posted by: Tami
More trillions down the drain?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2020 12:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 09, 2020 12:04 PM (v2c9/)
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You will be.
You WILL be.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 09, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)
topic
#Hacked, Redux: Former Joe Biden Intern and Debate Moderator Steve
Scully Sends Tweet to Anthony Scaramucci About Trump, Then Claims He Was
"#Hacked"
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 09, 2020 12:07 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 09, 2020 12:07 PM (sGotD)
I just want them to make another movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (NWM+b)
I can't quite put my finger on why "Space Cop" didn't really work for me overall though certain bits of it were funny. I certainly didn't *hate* it and I did genuinely did find their running commentary interesting. Concur that they need to make another film--perhaps a feature length Western Ore Musical?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2020 12:07 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 09, 2020 12:08 PM (FCQR/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (JFO2v)
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Yes .... yes it will.
Posted by: Libel Lawyers Union Local #561 at October 09, 2020 12:03 PM (8XRCm)
I find it hard to believe that Yelp corporate didn't ask themselves some very obvious questions before they rolled this out.
They're going to get their asses sued off.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 12:08 PM (5iVbi)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 09, 2020 12:04 PM (v2c9/)
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You will be.
You WILL be.
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As the father of teenage boy - I fully agree with the above.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2020 12:08 PM (juc0O)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 09, 2020 12:08 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 09, 2020 12:05 PM (nUhF0)
Yes, I hear his voice coming from the radio in the other room.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 09, 2020 12:09 PM (5iVbi)
He also will be on TuCa tonight in person I think.
The rest of TV land might as well go dark.
Posted by: PJ at October 09, 2020 12:12 PM (qlTN9)
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Not aimed at you. Just what is happening around me. The girl with the 3.7 GPA father killed himself a couple of years ago. The mother seems to be a whack job. The daughter (a HS friend of my son) seems to be nearly catatonic. She's depressed and has no real plan. My guess is she crawled into a hole and doesn't want to come out. Wife is really good at talking people out of holes and getting exercise and just doing something. The girl overthinks everything. She's also a real drag with next to no personality. This situation is on my mind.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2020 12:13 PM (juc0O)
But we can't actually know anything, because every well has been poisoned.
Actually, you can. A technique is there to get usable information from biased sources--lawyers have been doing this for centuries by cross examination of lying and biased witnesses but it does require attention to detail.
A) for example, the NYT stories--even now, you look for the nuggets usually at the end of the story that contradict the main narrative. Statements against interest such as Biden is no longer running ads in Ohio because he is concentrating on winning PA and MI tells you that Ohio is no longer a battleground by the Biden campaign. E.g. statement against Biden's interest in winning Ohio but telling the reader where Biden will surely win.
B) Small sources like the Nation, Jacobin, etc. are often quite truthful about the shortcomings of their leaders and policies whereas mainstream media is not. The technique is old, your enemies will often tell you straight up what they plan to do and where they plan to do it. So, as distasteful as it might be, seek out the strongholds of the opponent's intelligentsia to understand their aims.
C) Some sources, aka Baghdad Bob syndrome, are so wrong all the time that you can basically take what they publish and believe the opposite.
D) Some sources are weathervanes for the popular consensus--so do not expect anything other than what the other MSM herd thinks from these sources.
E) Triangulate your information--in other words, seek confirmation of your hypothesis about the state of reality by checking multiple sources. Easy enough to do in the internet age.
Last, but not least, things like pictures, visual images, etc. are important. Biden's creepy behavior is apparent at a glance from pictures of him interacting with women. Ditto for listening and watching Kamala in a debate. People rarely can hide who they are for decades and rarely will change--this is true of politicians as well. The suffering people of Russia would see pictures of leaders with curious gaps and analyze who was next to who at the Mayday parades and so on during the bad old days. So if they could get information about who was in and who was out, most voters can as well.
Posted by: whig at October 09, 2020 12:15 PM (OLiBJ)
If you are in a blue area and afraid to express support for Trump, imagine what AA Trump supporters have to put up with. A black Trump supporter was shot in Milwaukee a while back. Put in a good word for Trump and they'll hear their neighbors and friends call them "coons" and "Toms."
Because the Dems have really made the inner cities a paradise!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at October 09, 2020 12:17 PM (HabA/)
Cooper is a good guy, and shouldn't be maligned that way.
Posted by: brass pair at October 09, 2020 12:18 PM (7sdWQ)
Free Healthcare for all degrades Health care
Diversity for the sake of diversity is racist
Love wins what?
Science is real . Making up science facts isn't.
A living Constitution is not the Constitution."
that counter argument via meme is a good start ... Science is real, but is full of detailed experimental proof, it is not just claiming "I believe Science" and then stating a myth.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 09, 2020 12:02 PM (Cus5s)
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I think I just want
God is Love
God is Real
Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2020 12:18 PM (yL25O)
Immigrants make America great, and one made me, but even she HAD to show a passport to get into the country, to a Customs official at a port of entry. (That makes millions of Americans VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY upset.)
Health care for all, but as I pay for my food, water, clothing, and shelter, I'm going to pay for my doctor. The farmer, well-driller, tailor and tradesmen need to eat. So does my doctor. I'm not expecting my doctor to work for free. (And remember: YOU. MUST. BE. HEALTHY. To get "health care".)
Diversity is celebrated..well, duh.
Love wins...they don't study history much
Science is real...but they want science to be dogmatic, at which point science dies.
The constitution matters only when we get the unitary Socialist state we so very badly want!!!
What a bunch of shallow people your neighbors are.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2020 12:52 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 09, 2020 12:00 PM (FCQR/)
And even then, many HSs take the top 10% of the class and declared them all "valedictorians" to help their chances of going to college and make the school and school district look better. (The throwaway yawner of the speech at the secular bar/bat mitzvah is given by someone picked via popularity contest.) My HS did this as do the other HSs in my district. When they gave me my ballot, I wrote down "James Hetfield". A spoiled ballot but I didn't care.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2020 01:02 PM (3DJkT)
Terminator 3 and Terminator Salvation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 09, 2020 11:33 AM (NWM+b)
The only Terminator movies are T1 and T2.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2020 01:03 PM (3DJkT)
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2020/09/ascent_of_the_yard_sign_prophets_comments.
html?utm_source=vuukle&utm_medium=user_modal
Posted by: red speck at October 09, 2020 01:04 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 09, 2020 01:05 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Chris W at October 09, 2020 01:43 PM (ENWT/)
Posted by: Ray Mota at October 09, 2020 02:02 PM (AVxHd)
So...maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully
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Yeah, it is nice to not have to worry about Ohio, but none of us really were seeing that as a point of vulnerability for Trump. That means Trump is ahead in Western PA, but that is only part of the story.
What this does tell us though is that Trump is performing at least slightly better than in 2016, so the Biden +14 polls are bullshit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2020 11:47 AM (5p7BC)
Yes, I don't see where Trump lost support. It couldnt' be that every disaffected blue collar Dem went Trump in 2016, some were on the fence. Events since must have added to that total.
The Walkaway movement is adding even more from an entirely different demographic.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 09, 2020 02:12 PM (eoQWY)
Love Johnny Quest as a kid. Shame you can't get the unedited version. PC ruins everything it touches.
Posted by: iandeal at October 09, 2020 12:01 PM (vgGyZ)
I got them on DVD years ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 09, 2020 02:18 PM (eoQWY)
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