Tonight's ONT Has A Guest Author!

Well, we've moved, but things still aren't settled down. The moving truck with our stuff was supposed to be here Monday, but our driver got subpoenaed as a witness in a court case late Friday afternoon, so all our stuff spent Monday and Tuesday chilling in an 18 wheeler in Indiana. They got here last night, but didn't start delivering stuff until this morning. The 18 wheeler won't fit down our street, so it's parked about a mile away and they are loading a box truck for delivery to our house. We got 2 loads today, 2 more tomorrow should finish it. Good news is that my grill was in one of the loads, so I was able to grill a nice steak dinner. I invited the movers to eat with us and they couldn't get over it. Said nobody's ever cooked them dinner before. I find that hard to believe, but whatever.

So it's been a crazy day, and I kept telling Gingy “I don't see when I'm going to have time to write the ONT”. She said “I've seen those picture dumps you sometimes do, why don't I do one”? So tonight's ONT is courtesy of Gingy. It's not that long, but I hope you enjoy it. I'll try to have more traditional ONT tomorrow night.

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by a cartoon that Hank (ibguy) would have liked:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 I believe this is mine...

*Takes Checkered Flag*

Toodle-Oo!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Top o the world Ma

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (R5lpX)

3 mmm

Posted by: browndog at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (BgMrQ)

4 Thoid?

Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (FBn51)

5 Well, poop

Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (FBn51)

6 my god you guys are fast

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (h1jJh)

7 Mine! Mine! Mine! It's all miiiiine....

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (HWIXi)

8 evening y'all

Posted by: wing at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

9 Oh, poop...

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (HWIXi)

10 Damn you slapweasel. Curses, foiled again.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (R5lpX)

11 Hi Horde, trying to get here early tonight. Hi Slap, nice to see you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (a4EWo)

12 HI Slapweasel! Good to see you.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (0jR9T)

13 1 Holy fuck First!

Posted by: MJ at September 24, 2020 08:13 PM (gAMkn)


That's the spirit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (Z4rgH)

14 SLAPPPPP....

f'n page wouldn't load properly

razzafrazz grrrrr

Posted by: browndog at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (BgMrQ)

15 Nice to see you, as well, Debbie Doberman Schultz!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (Ckg4U)

16 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 10:02 PM (Rvt88)

17
Weird Dave is IN THE HOUSE!!!!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 10:03 PM (sy5kK)

18 Has Weird Dave called a lid today?

No! He's on it!

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:03 PM (dOV9E)

19 Insurance humor!

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2020 10:03 PM (z36Kd)

20 Evening, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Hope everyone had a good day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (2JVJo)

21 Raise your hand if your got a First! today!

*raises hand*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (3aLWR)

22
my god you guys are fast
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

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blame your computer. That's what I do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (G51Gf)

23 Now
a radical new acronym-driven Moron sub-group

KONTU

Keep the OverNight Thread Unpolitical
____

And remember, Justice Buzzi's deathbed wish was that you all go out and vote for Trump.

Posted by: mindful webworker
and the money comes in where, exactly?
at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (+sA7q)

24 I'm feeling kind of chipper today, there is something in the air.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (a4EWo)

25 Shit! Sharknado is REAL!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (HaL55)

26 Insurance humor!
Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2020 10:03 PM (z36Kd)

Spacesurance!

Posted by: Boswell at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (w2LAm)

27 That brass pic made me horny.

Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (sU22a)

28 Welcome home, WD.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 24, 2020 10:05 PM (qc+VF)

29 Raise your hand if your got a First! today!

Oh, sorry - I thought you said "fist."

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at September 24, 2020 10:05 PM (2JVJo)

30 Nice hat tip to ibguy

smiles through tears

Posted by: Iris at September 24, 2020 10:05 PM (lSFe/)

31 And good job Gingy!

Hope you and Texas get along!

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:05 PM (0jR9T)

32 Still has that fresh smell... besides the sharks.

^read the content^

Posted by: scottst at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (ojBxe)

33 I visited the late Justice Ginsburg in repose.

Her hair smells terrific!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (fFItA)

34 27 That brass pic made me horny.
Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (sU22a


I thought you liked woodwinds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (3aLWR)

35 Is that a real pic of the sharks tangled in the power lines? Or a hell of a photo shop?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (R5lpX)

36 If FB has to beg you to register maybe you should not be voting.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (BZ4iv)

37 >>> 18 Has Weird Dave called a lid today?

No! He's on it!
Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:03 PM (dOV9E)

When you are ONT.... there is no lid.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (/kh7m)

38 Slap has not lost that valuable skill set!
Bravo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (oqV6o)

39 I figured something was up Weird Dave, because something is ALWAYS up in a big move. Subpoena'd with your moving van - LOL that's a new one!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

40 I scrolled through too fast to realize that this was a Gingy ONT. Hi Gingy! Mrs Splunge still remembers your joke about shoes and jewelry. Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (dOV9E)

41 >>> I believe this is mine...

*Takes Checkered Flag*

Toodle-Oo!
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

======

Well, I have to say, that is one of the best "first" I think I have ever seen.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (xgaFC)

42 Thanks, Gingy!

I hope you wore your AoS bracelet while you put this together.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (/669Q)

43 My son has one of those tubas upstairs...

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (UUBmN)

44 Thanks, Hrothgar!
*takes a bow*

And thank Gingy for the ONT! Well played, ma'am.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (Ckg4U)

45 Great job, Gingy!

Welcome to your new home, WeirdDave and Gingy.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

46 Had some roasted duck this evening.

Delicious.

Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (FBn51)

47 So the Trump presidential library will probably be in Florida. Is he the first POTUS from that state?

Posted by: Jmel at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (bVhJi)

48 I moved not long ago. JFC it never ends, there is always another box to pack on the front end and always another to unpack at the other end.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (BZ4iv)

49 Dafuck those sharks doing up there?

Posted by: Dr Evil at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

50 >>> I believe this is mine...

*Takes Checkered Flag*

Toodle-Oo!
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

======

Well, I have to say, that is one of the best "first" I think I have ever seen.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (xgaFC)

=====

Forgot to say: don't get cocky. I'm easily impressed.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (xgaFC)

51 Moving next Sunday....have to drive from the SF East Bay to Reno to rent a 6x12 UHaul trailer. Good news is that its only $400 from Reno to Tyler Tx instead of $1000 from where I live.

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (Kab4E)

52 43 My son has one of those tubas upstairs...
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (UUBmN)


I have one downstairs, but I don't take any particular pride in it.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (dOV9E)

53

Star Trek red uniform joke is funny, unless you are only a Star Wars person.

Or Joe Biden.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (sy5kK)

54 >>> 43 My son has one of those tubas upstairs...
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (UUBmN)

But no plaid skirts.

That's garrett.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (/kh7m)

55 Slap is a gamer and he knows all the tricks!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)

57 Hmmm, would the media be tots okay with Melania Trump out on the campaign trail while Donald sits in the basement doing debate prep?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (a4EWo)

58 Oh, so, all y'gotta do to get a guest ONT hosting gig is be married to some Cob? Nepotism much?

Butte seriusly,

Nice post, Gingy. Many 's

Posted by: mindful webworker
and the money comes in where, exactly?
at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (+sA7q)

59 Okay. In Seattle yesterday at a hospital for my friends chemo infusion.
Outside the window of her room, is the southbound express lanes. Nothing unusual there except for the tractor trailer hanging over the side of the elevated lanes.
No injuries fortunately.
The woman driver of the truck lost control from going to fast.
So they say. She may have been trying to parallel park, but the officers were covering for her.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (d9Irc)

60 5 Well, poop
Posted by: jsg


Is that what Nadler was overheard mumbling as he waddled off stage?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

61 cool campaign ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd6b_8OlwXU

texasreloaded.com

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (nFwvY)

62 I thought you liked woodwinds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (3aLWR)


*Types*
---
*deletesl*

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (oqV6o)

63 >38

Slap has not lost that valuable skill set!
Bravo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM



If by "skill set", you are referring to sleight of hand and the summoning of demons, yeah, sure...



Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (HWIXi)

64 56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)


Eh. It happens. Wear it as a badge of honor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (3aLWR)

65 47
So the Trump presidential library will probably be in Florida. Is he the first POTUS from that state?
========
Just as long as it has a wing for the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies.

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (Kab4E)

66 Tonight's ONT brought to you by a cartoon that Hank (ibguy) would have liked:

Rickl too, prolly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (HaL55)

67 Just the fiddley bits and percussion.

Posted by: banned no oboes here at September 24, 2020 10:10 PM (sU22a)

68 I'm feeling kind of chipper today, there is something in the air.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (a4EWo)


That's blood mist you are breathing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 10:10 PM (Z4rgH)

69
To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)


Are you a patriot or a leftist?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

70 There was, a long time ago, a funny video from BLR (Bad Lip
Reading), that had Biden talking about how no one has "Carmel Hands" or
perhaps "Caramel Hands". Regardless, this video cannot be found on the
internet. Feel free to try.


Posted by: irright at September 24, 2020 10:10 PM (RVcmP)

71 49 Dafuck those sharks doing up there?
Posted by: Dr Evil at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

ok that picture is cool but I ain't buying it. Too sharknado!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 10:10 PM (V2Yro)

72 Dad Joke:

Q: What does the brass section use to keep their teeth pearly white?

A: Tuba toothpaste

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:11 PM (Fc5rx)

73 56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)


Sorry you got caught in the crossfire. It's prime troll season.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 24, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

74

ONT - yup
Slappy plants flag
Earth rotating on assigned axis.

Carry on.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 24, 2020 10:11 PM (Is4Ai)

75 43 My son has one of those tubas upstairs...
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:07 PM (UUBmN)

That's one way of making sure he stays pure until he's 20.

Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:11 PM (FBn51)

76 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)


Was it an election-related or coup-related thread? Those seem to get people's nerves really edgy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:11 PM (2JVJo)

77 61
cool campaign ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd6b_8OlwXU



texasreloaded.com

=======
Odds that Dan will run for Gov?

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2020 10:11 PM (Kab4E)

78 Gingy for the win!

Thank you for the ONT content. Moving sucks moose cock, and you just made the mover dudes' year.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (VcFUs)

79 >>>
To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)


Eh. It happens. Wear it as a badge of honor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (3aLWR)


=====

This

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (xgaFC)

80 Are you a patriot or a leftist?

Libra

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (gPZ9i)

81 Can someone explain the cartoon to me?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

82 Gee whiz... ten years ago, if I'd have heard about my stuff being delayed like that on a new move-in, I might have lost it.

Today, I'd like to think I could follow WeirdDave's example.

Happy move-in to you and yours...

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (Ckg4U)

83 So the Trump presidential library will probably be in Florida. Is he the first POTUS from that state?
========
Just as long as it has a wing for the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies.
Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (Kab4E)


And the taco bowls in the cafeteria will be the best!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (jK8Z7)

84 Y'all want a quick laugh?

Go to donaldjtrump.com.

After it loads, in the URL, type / and then some gibberish with only alphabet characters.

Like this: donaldjtrump.com/dsfhkjhnsdf

Enjoy.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (DBPIP)

85 >>> Are you a patriot or a leftist?

Libra
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (gPZ9i)

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Hey, at least you're not a garrett.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (xgaFC)

86 56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)

No, no, how it works is that you know you've finally Made It when you get into a big yelling keyboard fight with some other poster here over something ridiculous.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (V2Yro)

87 36 If FB has to beg you to register maybe you should not be voting.
Posted by: Asshoes


Yeah, I always felt that people too lazy to register shouldn't vote anyway. Now we have democrats and liberals wanting to give the vote to convicted rapists and murderers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

88 18 Has Weird Dave called a lid today?

No! He's on it!
Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:03 PM (dOV9E)


Wow, this is a valid point.

I just hope the Democrats don't replace Joe with him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

89 And thank Gingy for the ONT! Well played, ma'am.

Seconded!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)

90
80 Are you a patriot or a leftist?

Libra
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (gPZ9i)


Hmmmm.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

91 >>>Hey, at least you're not a garrett.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (xgaFC)

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I kid

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (xgaFC)

92 I figured something was up Weird Dave, because something is ALWAYS up in a big move. Subpoena'd with your moving van - LOL that's a new one!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

I want to know what they found in WD's moving van to create a summons for the driver!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (oqV6o)

93 89 And thank Gingy for the ONT! Well played, ma'am.

Seconded!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)


Turded

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (3aLWR)

94 Dafuck those sharks doing up there?

Just hanging out, looks like.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (HaL55)

95 What time did they lock down Jell-O Joe today?

Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (FBn51)

96 ..And remember, Justice Buzzi's deathbed wish was that you all go out and vote for Trump.

Posted by: mindful webworker
and the money comes in where, exactly?
at September 24, 2020 10:04 PM (+sA7q)



Some enterprising Moron needs to sneak in to where RBG lies in repose rotting, and stick a TRUMP/PENCE 2020 bumper sticker on the foot of her casket.

I nominate the Lurking Lurker what Lurks at Midnight.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


THE KING IS A FINK!

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

97 84 Y'all want a quick laugh?


lol

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (nFwvY)

98 I've been trying to find the video of the launching of the US Ted Kennedy with the car zooming off the flight deck, but it has been disappeared.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (a4EWo)

99 85 >>> Are you a patriot or a leftist?

Libra
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (gPZ9i)

======

Hey, at least you're not a garrett.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (xgaFC)

Don't you know garretts can be patriots too?

Posted by: Ric Grennell at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (/kh7m)

100 Fat sock off.

95 What time did they lock down Jell-O Joe today?
Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (FBn51)


9:20 AM, according to the tracking site.

https://hasjoebidencalledalidtoday.com/

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (dOV9E)

101 Odds that Dan will run for Gov?
Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2020 10:11 PM (Kab4E)


As a talk show host, I thought Dan Patrick was a bit of an uninformed blowhard because, well, he was. He didn't let knowing only half of the facts keep him from having an opinion about the issue. But he's been a very, very good lieutenant governor, and much more of a human being. I spoke to him at length at the state convention a couple of years ago and he really had a genuine interest in what's going on out there away from Austin.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (jK8Z7)

102 That campaign ad!

"I got this"

Posted by: scottst at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (ojBxe)

103 56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i

Daywalkers can be a tough crowd.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (0jR9T)

104 Odds that Dan will run for Gov?
Posted by: redchief

I'd like it

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (nFwvY)

105 Can someone explain the cartoon to me?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)


The joke is that crewmen in TOS Trek who wore red shirts (security) would always die if they happened to be in a landing party with Kirk, Spock and McCoy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (2JVJo)

106 >56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM



I don't think I would ever comment on an afternoon/early evening thread because, frankly, those people scare the hell out of me...

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (HWIXi)

107 Hope you're enjoying Texas, WD!

Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (pxDdN)

108 Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)

I saw your comment today about your cat and a grip laser on a .38....

That didn't seem troll-like at all.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (xT2tT)

109 Surprise!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

110 >>> Hey, at least you're not a garrett.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (xgaFC)

Don't you know garretts can be patriots too?
Posted by: Ric Grennell at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (/kh7m)

=======

Hangs head in shame.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (xgaFC)

111 Libra
Posted by: IP

Me too!!!

Nice ONT WD. Thank you and Ginny.

Anyone heard from Chavez lately?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

112 No, no, how it works is that you know you've finally Made It when you get into a big yelling keyboard fight with some other poster here over something ridiculous.
Posted by: Tom Servo

That's bullshit!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (Rvt88)

113 And Dan Patrick has been a LOT more solid on what the Covid Response should have been then Gov. Abbott has been.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (V2Yro)

114 Yea, it's clearly testy when even Ace is fired up. I'll let it go, it was just weird. I just told myself that it's been worse, and only a few weeks from now it'll be pudding day.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (gPZ9i)

115 46 Had some roasted duck this evening.

Delicious.
Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (FBn51)


If you have dogs, try mixing some of the runoff duck fat with their food. Ours were just stunned with how much they liked that.

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (dOV9E)

116 86 56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)

No, no, how it works is that you know you've finally Made It when you get into a big yelling keyboard fight with some other poster here over something ridiculous.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (V2Yro)

But the TRUE Moron Medal of Honor? is when Ace Threatens to ban you,

and then 6 months later is on board with what you said in the first place!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (NgKpN)

117 56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)


Just say 'Meh' and comment on. I post damned near around the clock sometimes and i've managed to piss off a good number of people.

Long as you're not a phucking lefty communist, we can agree to disagree and continue the dialog.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (VcFUs)

118 97 84 Y'all want a quick laugh?


lol
Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (nFwvY)


That's hilarious.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

119 Daywalkers can be a tough crowd.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (0jR9T)


I've always thought the nightwalkers were more vicious.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (2JVJo)

120 Yeah, I always felt that people too lazy to register shouldn't vote anyway. Now we have democrats Bloomberg and liberals Communists wanting to give the pay convicted rapists and murderers to vote.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (C+evo)

121 I want to know what they found in WD's moving van to create a summons for the driver!

********

I want to know why the truck was in Indiana en route from Maryland to Texas.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (Fc5rx)

122 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:11 PM (2JVJo)


Troll is the conservative lurker's "racist".

If you're winning the argument then you're a troll.

Happens to the best of us. Eventually they learn or go away.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (0rE1j)

123 Don't you know garretts can be patriots too?


Posted by: Ric Grennell at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (/kh7m)

DeSantis/Grennell 2024

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (xT2tT)

124 81 Can someone explain the cartoon to me?

---------

Red shirts on Star Trek always got killed.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 10:18 PM (nw6Hr)

125 "Anyone heard from Chavez lately?"
-Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

I sent him an email, but I haven't heard back.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:18 PM (Ckg4U)

126 everybody is a little bit garrett

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 10:18 PM (nFwvY)

127
Can someone explain the cartoon to me?


On the Original Star Trek series, when there was an "away party" of the crew to check out something on a planet, the crewman wearing the red tunic usually got killed. It happened often enough that it became sort of a running joke.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:18 PM (HaL55)

128 {{{MP4}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

129 @joshdcaplan

AP: Justice Department expected to bring antitrust action against Google in coming weeks

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 10:18 PM (cF8AT)

130 And good evening, Mr Poppins!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (U2p+3)

131 I want to know why the truck was in Indiana en route from Maryland to Texas.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (Fc5rx)

Most people don't need a full 48' or 53' trailer, so they consolidate to save money.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (xT2tT)

132 103 56 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i

Daywalkers can be a tough crowd.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (0jR9T)

Its because they are not..

Children, of the night....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (NgKpN)

133 Daywalkers can be a tough crowd.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (0jR9T)

I've always thought the nightwalkers were more vicious.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (2JVJo)

Battered veteran of both places.

There is no winner. Only pain. And tears. And booze.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (x8Wzq)

134 I've always thought the nightwalkers were more vicious.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Yes, but sort of in the Italian American way - Fight like hell, share a few drinks, tend to each other's wounds.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (Rvt88)

135 129 @joshdcaplan

AP: Justice Department expected to bring antitrust action against Google in coming weeks
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 10:18 PM (cF8AT)


It moved.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (3aLWR)

136 >>> But the TRUE Moron Medal of Honor? is when Ace Threatens to ban you,

and then 6 months later is on board with what you said in the first place!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (NgKpN)


=======

And, post otter videos on your behalf.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (xgaFC)

137

119 Daywalkers can be a tough crowd.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (0jR9T)

--------

We can hear you...

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (nw6Hr)

138
Libra
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (gPZ9i)

======

Hey, at least you're not a garrett.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (xgaFC)


Yeah, but crocks are just right the phuck out.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (VcFUs)

139 I've never been called a troll that I know of. Maybe I should start posting chili recipes with carrots or something?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/kh7m)

140 LOL. The Portland mayoral debate between the loathsome Ted Wheeler and the far more loathsome "Antifa Sarah" Iannarone was supposed to start fifty minutes ago, but hasn't started, due to technical difficulties. (Wheeler did get his opening statement in.)

The debate is sponsored by Portland's City Club, which is a century-old "good government" organization, similar to what a lot of cities have.

However, it got taken over by SJW's a number of years ago, which may explain the technical incompetence. Before the audio completely broke down, the president of City Club (a lesbian, of course) did manage to read off a long statement stating that we are all on "stolen land".

My response to cr*p like that is to snarl: "If you truly think that you are on stolen land, why are you still here?"

No laughs at the debate tonight, I guess.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

141 DeSantis/Grennell 2020

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (xT2tT)
------------

Change that to 2024 and I'm in.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/669Q)

142 And, post otter videos on your behalf.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (xgaFC)
M

To be honest, I think it was done under duress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (3aLWR)

143 >84

Y'all want a quick laugh?

Go to donaldjtrump.com.

After it loads, in the URL, type / and then some gibberish with only alphabet characters.

Like this: donaldjtrump.com/dsfhkjhnsdf

Enjoy.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM



Ha!

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (HWIXi)

144 Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (Fc5rx)


Routing.

Plus I don't know if they still do this but certain companies have to use certain routes to service certain states.

This is supposedly to keep everyone from competing for and using the "good" routes.

But like all things government all it winds up doing is raising the cost of shipping and creating artificial delays.
OR

The company may have certain routes to travel that are required for the drivers to use.
There's a bunch of reasons for that.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (0rE1j)

145 No, no, how it works is that you know you've finally Made It when you get into a big yelling keyboard fight with some other poster here over something ridiculous.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (V2Yro)


No, how you've Made It is to get the barrel.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (jK8Z7)

146 The joke is that crewmen in TOS Trek who wore red shirts (security) would always die if they happened to be in a landing party with Kirk, Spock and McCoy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (2JVJo)


Ahhh.

Now I see.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

147 Is that Tammy Phalange? That's toh up. That's toh up.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (RVcmP)

148 I've never been called a troll that I know of. Maybe I should start posting chili recipes with carrots or something?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/kh7m)

Frawnch toast with *gasp* maple syrup.

Or anything mentioning just how much Neil Young sucks ass.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

149 THE KING IS A FINK!

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (QzJWU)


I've long believed this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (Z4rgH)

150 I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular

KRAK IS NOT OF THE BODY!!

Posted by: remembers cranky krak thread at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (yXduK)

151 If you have dogs friends over for dinner,, try mixing some of the runoff duck fat with their food. Ours were just stunned with how much they liked that.

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (dOV9E)

Dude. Duck fat is ambrosia.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (xT2tT)

152

Weird Dave, or was it Gingy, is teh sneaky.
Gotta be for a cob to get a Q reference past the gatekeepers here.

Lesse.
Almost 9:20 here.
Will probably take close to an hour to get to sleep.
Alarm goes off at 4:15 am.
I'll wake up an hour before then,,, if not more.
I'd best get outta here.

Love each other fellow babies.
WWG1WGA

Posted by: TeeJ at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (Is4Ai)

153 Most people don't need a full 48' or 53' trailer, so they consolidate to save money.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



***********

Well, that makes sense. Too much sense if you ask me.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (Fc5rx)

154 139 I've never been called a troll that I know of. Maybe I should start posting chili recipes with carrots or something?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/kh7m)


Longbows versus crossbows.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (jK8Z7)

155 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2jeg9jp

https://tinyurl.com/y2ndblq8

https://tinyurl.com/y39e45cp

https://tinyurl.com/y4mv2fzc

https://tinyurl.com/yxu9rk5d

Posted by: kbdabear at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (qAR6u)

156 Thanks CBD.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (gPZ9i)

157 {{{MP4}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)


**hand kiss**

Thank you, dear lady. It's been a rough week.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (2JVJo)

158 I am still stunned and shocked about many of the recent garrett revelations, but learning that he lost his virginity to a cadaver was somewhat disturbing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (a4EWo)

159 95 What time did they lock down Jell-O Joe today?

Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (FBn51)



9:20 AM, according to the tracking site.



https://hasjoebidencalledalidtoday.com/

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (dOV9E)

This is going to become a problem for the Biden campaign as people learn this definition of "lid". Plus they're not exactly making Harris readily available these days either (although she's going to be appearing in an online event on Saturday with a bunch of other pols and Jane Fonda).

Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (hM0UJ)

160 149 THE KING IS A FINK!

Posted by: Jim

I've long believed this.
Posted by: GnuBreed

The peasants are revolting!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (Rvt88)

161 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

TROLL!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (xT2tT)

162 I've never been called a troll that I know of. Maybe I should start posting chili recipes with carrots or something? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/kh7m)


That's a sure way to get called something far worse than a troll!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (oqV6o)

163 The joke is that crewmen in TOS Trek who wore red shirts (security) would always die if they happened to be in a landing party with Kirk, Spock and McCoy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (2JVJo)


Ahhh.

Now I see.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

a.k.a. the Guy Fleegman

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)

164 G'Night, TeeJ!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (Ckg4U)

165 >>> Frawnch toast with *gasp* maple syrup.

Or anything mentioning just how much Neil Young sucks ass.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

=====

Or how Air Supply kicks Jethro Tull's ass.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (xgaFC)

166 he Portland mayoral debate ... was supposed to start fifty minutes ago, but hasn't started, due to technical difficulties.

Too bad it wasn't because the venue was on fire.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (C+evo)

167 Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

**hugs**

I'm so happy you've got rain to clear away all of that smoke.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (2JVJo)

168 But the TRUE Moron Medal of Honor? is when Ace Threatens to ban you,

-----------

Ace banned me once, back in his "we need to run moderates phase" . The very next day our router shot shit and I got a new hash from the new router.

I dont think the boss even noticed I was still in class.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (nw6Hr)

169 155 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2jeg9jp

https://tinyurl.com/y2ndblq8

https://tinyurl.com/y39e45cp

https://tinyurl.com/y4mv2fzc

https://tinyurl.com/yxu9rk5d
Posted by: kbdabear at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (qAR6u


Apropos

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (3aLWR)

170 BTW: Best Star Trek is Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)

171 ARC
The Seattle City Council is doing that, "Stolen Land", crap too.
Idiots, then GTFO and let those of us who live here now enjoy the fruits of winning.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (d9Irc)

172 'But the TRUE Moron Medal of Honor? is when Ace Threatens to ban you, and then 6 months later is on board with what you said in the first place!"

I'm still waiting for an apology.

Posted by: freaked, still not garrett at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (Zrvpd)

173 Also, the Red shirts were security so they got thrown into the dangerous situations where weapons were called for.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (0rE1j)

174 There is no winner. Only pain. And tears. And booze.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (x8Wzq)

Wait.

There's booze?

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (0jR9T)

175 Back door action. It's not good, but it's tight.

Posted by: Joe Biden (BLR 2012) at September 24, 2020 10:24 PM (RVcmP)

176 I am still stunned and shocked about many of the recent garrett revelations, but learning that he lost his virginity to a cadaver was somewhat disturbing.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Did the cadaver give consent?



Well, he didn't say "No".

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 10:24 PM (Rvt88)

177 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/kh7m)

Nice troll post.

*jfc, I'm kidding. Just granting a long term wish*

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 10:24 PM (Z4rgH)

178 To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)


to be honest, I think Ace thought I was a Stormfronter for a while because of my nic, and I was tempted to change it to Kinderjahren instead

Which by the way is one of the saddest songs ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2020 10:24 PM (WyVLE)

179 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxt6ja35

https://tinyurl.com/y5vjwhgg

https://tinyurl.com/y6ru9etl

https://tinyurl.com/y6pxq6tc

https://tinyurl.com/yy2yb4sp

Posted by: kbdabear at September 24, 2020 10:24 PM (qAR6u)

180 To be honest, I think it was done under duress.

I stuck my hand up under her duress!

Posted by: Joe with the lid on at September 24, 2020 10:25 PM (yXduK)

181 I've never been called a troll that I know of. Maybe I should start posting chili recipes with carrots or something? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/kh7m)


I think I had chili with carrots a couple weeks ago. Not sure, but it tasted like it did.

I'd call for the banhammer myself on that.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 24, 2020 10:25 PM (pxDdN)

182 Thanks to Jim SND, I'm going to start using "fink" more often. It has been criminally underutilized in my vocabulary.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:25 PM (Ckg4U)

183 'Night TeeJ

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:25 PM (HaL55)

184 119 Daywalkers can be a tough crowd.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (0jR9T)

--------

We can hear you...
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (nw6Hr)

Heh. Now you tell me.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:25 PM (0jR9T)

185
119 Daywalkers can be a tough crowd.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:15 PM (0jR9T)

--------

We can hear you...

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 10:19 PM (nw6Hr)


You just made the list.

Posted by: Nadler's Breeches at September 24, 2020 10:26 PM (KnJdm)

186 Or anything mentioning just how much Neil Young sucks ass.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)


I've heard that definitively stating that Frank Zappa sucks ass is a good way to get called a troll for forcing everyone else to recieve a mandatoryn30 day suspension of music choice priviliges for extra training in remedial Zappa appreciation.

Oh, and don't dare Zombie to troll folks with photo links in the nic. *shudders* Just. Dont.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:26 PM (VcFUs)

187 I wish I had been old enough to realize Prince was happening during late 80s.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (PUmDY)

188 Did the cadaver give consent?
Well, he didn't say "No".


So then it was the rigor mortis that decided who would be pitcher.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (C+evo)

189 I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Fc5rx)

190 Change that to 2024 and I'm in.


Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/669Q)

Oh...hell. I mistyped it.

Guess what I get to do...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)

191 >>> 177 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:20 PM (/kh7m)

Nice troll post.

*jfc, I'm kidding. Just granting a long term wish*
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 10:24 PM (Z4rgH)

WOOHOO!!

Do I get a little badge or something?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (/kh7m)

192 Nicely done, Dave! Hope you're enjoying your new digs.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (BRkq2)

193 but learning that he lost his virginity to a cadaver was somewhat disturbing.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

the dude was no longer alive. he can't feel embarrassment any longer

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (nFwvY)

194 167 Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

**hugs**

I'm so happy you've got rain to clear away all of that smoke.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (2JVJo)


It's not like we couldn't wait a week to get the roofing on.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (KnJdm)

195 182 Thanks to Jim SND, I'm going to start using "fink" more often. It has been criminally underutilized in my vocabulary.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:25 PM (Ckg4U)


I know a guy whose last name is Fink. He used to introduce himself as "Hi, my name is (Joe) Fink, as in rat."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (jK8Z7)

196
ARC

The Seattle City Council is doing that, "Stolen Land", crap too.

Idiots, then GTFO and let those of us who live here now enjoy the fruits of winning.


If you look at enough history, everyone lives on stolen or conquered land.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (HaL55)

197 his virginity to a cadaver

Gave him a stiffy? Rigor mortis where is thy sting?

Posted by: what did i do to be so black and blue and banned at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (yXduK)

198 back in his "we need to run moderates phase"

Oh God... I forgot how much worse it's been

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (gPZ9i)

199 I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Fc5rx)

Aww. I guess I missed it.

*starts scrolling*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)

200 Guess what I get to do...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)
----------

Laundry? Vacuum? Give me a hint.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (/669Q)

201 195 182 Thanks to Jim SND, I'm going to start using "fink" more often. It has been criminally underutilized in my vocabulary.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:25 PM (Ckg4U)


I know a guy whose last name is Fink. He used to introduce himself as "Hi, my name is (Joe) Fink, as in rat."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (jK8Z7)

Was he a follower of Eric Von Zipper?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (NgKpN)

202 Darn it. It's "Back door relief. It's not good, but it's tight."
Still funny.

Posted by: Joe Biden (BLR 2012) at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (RVcmP)

203 he Seattle City Council is doing that, "Stolen Land", crap too.

Well if the Seattle City Council considers the land stolen, then it would be wrong to collect property taxes, right?

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (C+evo)

204 Gingy makes awesome ONTs!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (nUhF0)

205 93 89 And thank Gingy for the ONT! Well played, ma'am.

Seconded!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)


Turded
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (3aLWR)

---------------------------

If ever there was a time to sock Nadler...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (CAJOC)

206 Helena Handbasket

That is because you are highly respected. You have no idea, I'll bet. Highly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (hyuyC)

207 Or anything mentioning just how much Neil Young sucks ass.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

It really should go without saying. Like how the sky is blue or water is wet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

208 Based John Schneider:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRtiNIW36sg

Posted by: Oldstoke at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (sb+Cg)

209 So, MP4, since you are here I want to register a request.

Please reinstate your vintage movie actress reviews. Those are fun.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (0jR9T)

210

Undertaker came to get him
And his wife said, through her tears
I wish you wouldn't haul him off
He ain't been this stiff in years

/Dead Willie Blues

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (Fc5rx)

211 >>> 200 Guess what I get to do...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)
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Laundry? Vacuum? Give me a hint.
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (/669Q)

Control the weather??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (/kh7m)

212 "I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke."
-Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Fc5rx)

Drop it in The Box, like everyone else.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (Ckg4U)

213

THE KING IS A FINK!
Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

It's the Lone Haranguer!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

214 189 I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Fc5rx)

Cod Liver Oil will fix inverted incontinence.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (VcFUs)

215 The Seattle City Council is doing that, "Stolen Land", crap too.

Idiots, then GTFO and let those of us who live here now enjoy the fruits of winning.


Portland City Club has gone full hard-Left - it has been hemorrhaging members, and now refuse to have debates on several ballot propositions, because there is obviously a Good Side and an Evil Side. No point allowing the Evil Side to speak, of course.

The funniest thing about the aborted debate is that the sponsors of the debate are Chevron and the local natural gas company, which is driving the gerbil warmistas on the YouTube channel nuts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (I2/tG)

216 So Sullivan keeps going after Flynn to keep him silent.

In response, Flynn's lawyer submits into Federal records proof the FBI was part of the coup attempt.

Does that count as own goal for Sullivan? Also, does he need to have someone else start his car now?

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (Ojki1)

217
I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.


I missed it but I'm laughing like a hyena right now

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (gPZ9i)

218 Portland was a little weird in the 2000s but a sane city. What happened there in the past 10 years is nuts.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (BZ4iv)

219 Please reinstate your vintage movie actress reviews. Those are fun.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (0jR9T)


Second. You could even rerun some old ones. They're vintage, after all.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (jK8Z7)

220 wait. it wasn't buzzion was it?

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (nFwvY)

221 Control the weather??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (/kh7m)
--------

He can't do that, unfortunately. I know because I already asked.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (/669Q)

222 Frawnch toast with *gasp* maple syrup.



Or anything mentioning just how much Neil Young sucks ass.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)



=====



Or how Air Supply kicks Jethro Tull's ass.


Two wurdz: Rick Astley.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (HaL55)

223 >155

Posted by: kbdabear at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM



Concupiscent Celtic crumpet... Mmmmmhmm!

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (HWIXi)

224
I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.

I missed it but I'm laughing like a hyena right now
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (gPZ9i)


A fellow hyena!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

225 Guess what I get to do...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)

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Laundry? Vacuum? Give me a hint.



Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (/669Q)

Watch the end of the 2004 World Series on YouTube and silently admit he was happy.

Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (hM0UJ)

226 If you look at enough history, everyone lives on stolen or conquered land.

And if you look at your phylogeny you will conclude that the land is inherited.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (C+evo)

227
Laundry? Vacuum? Give me a hint.
Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:28 PM (/669Q)

Control the weather??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (/kh7m)

We can rule out going five minutes without extolling the wonders of sous vide.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

228 The Wizard of Id comic that sticks in my mind was the Wizard saying to the King that he had a bunch of fair maidens to present to him, each more beautiful than the last.

The King: Each more beautiful than the last?!!?

Wizard: Well, only if you line them up that way

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E)

229 After standing in a room, perhaps 15x15 filled with tear gas cooking on the stove and whatever was evacuated into other guys' pants, while we answered various questions put to us, I was impressed with it. Then, after following the order given, I became a firm believer in the functional ability of the Army gas mask, circa 1989.

I don't want to hear *any* gripes about tear gas in the open. Try standing in a 15x15 room with no mask, no ventilation, and a large can of that sh*t cooking on a stove. And then start singing Army songs. And then realize you're going to be in that room inhaling a whole lotta tear gas because some j-hole is too chicken stuff to take his mask off. So it gets taken off for him.

I've done that *3* f*cking times (Basic, ROTC, Signal Office school) and it never gets easier. It's absolutely miserable. But, man, does it clear out your sinuses.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (KAi1n)

230 Circa 50s lived nextdoor to the finks. Heard they called cops on suspicious neighbor who typed at night. Turned out he was a tv writer working late. Mr and mrs fink dressed like laarping 40s.

Posted by: banned remembers childhood (mommy stop!) at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (yXduK)

231 >>> 206 Helena Handbasket

That is because you are highly respected. You have no idea, I'll bet. Highly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (hyuyC)

*blushes*

Something about bacon??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (/kh7m)

232 Two wurdz: Rick Astley.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (HaL55)


If you've been around here a while, London Boys.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (jK8Z7)

233 They've now given up on the mayoral debate for tonight.

Get Woke, Become Incompetent.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

234 Find me a sq inch of land in the planet that wasnt once stolen from someone else.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (BZ4iv)

235 Aww. I guess I missed it.

*starts scrolling*
Posted by: Pug Mahon

********

Oh, it got buried late in one of the day threads. Just a Nadler reference.

I'm holding onto the resentment a while longer though. I'll get over it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (Fc5rx)

236 I know a guy whose last name is Fink. He used to introduce himself as "Hi, my name is (Joe) Fink, as in rat."

One of my favorite books as a child was The Adventures of Homer Fink, about a brainy public school boy in Baltimore who ends up running for class president.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (2JVJo)

237 Crenshaw / Grenell - 2024

Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2020 10:33 PM (Kab4E)

238 224
I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.

I missed it but I'm laughing like a hyena right now
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:30 PM (gPZ9i)


A fellow hyena!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

Whoa. It's a cackle of hyenas!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

239 Brisco_County,
That was funny!

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:33 PM (UUBmN)

240
Guess what I get to do...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)


Clean the barrel?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

241 I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Fc5rx)
---------

Is it in this thread? I looked but didn't see it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2020 10:33 PM (/669Q)

242 I've done that *3* f*cking times (Basic, ROTC, Signal Office school) and it never gets easier. It's absolutely miserable. But, man, does it clear out your sinuses.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (KAi1n)


At Infantry OBC they used CS like there was a surplus and they had to get rid of it. After a while you actually get used to it and it doesn't affect you.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (jK8Z7)

243 I have PTSD about seeing the word "vacuum."

Guess what I have to stop working and do when I get a text from a real-estate agent that my on-sale house is about to have a showing?

The exit tax from California is high indeed. Think of it. Me, vacuuming. Boggles the mind.

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)

244

The annual ball drop in Times Square on New Years Eve will be "virtually enhanced, visually compelling and very different" this year with only a very limited number of in-person attendees, organizers announced Wednesday, marking the latest high-profile event to be affected by the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic.

The event's socially-distanced "limited live entertainment" is still in development, but there will be an "extremely limited group of in-person honorees" who will "reflect the themes, challenges and inspirations of 2020."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (63Dwl)

245 I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.

I liked it, fwiw.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (HaL55)

246
Whoa. It's a cackle of hyenas!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)


{{{Insom}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

247 Maybe someone could put Muldoon's thing in the sidebar.

You know, the thing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (/kh7m)

248 Arc
I'd expect no less of Portland.
Seattle is losing businesses and jobs like crazy. The local media headlines it as Covid then, several paragraphs down, they mention the looting and burning.
Also, waterfront businesses being closed because the city owned piers are collapsing. I for one, will laugh my ass off to see the big, now closed, ferris wheel sink below the waves.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (d9Irc)

249 >>I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.

This can happen when you are the limeric guy.

We expect your jokes to follow a formula.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (shFzX)

250 Guess what I get to do...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)

----------------------------------

Based on your nic, I'd guess.... Charlie Brown?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (CAJOC)

251 We can rule out going five minutes without extolling the wonders of sous vide.

Just hacked up a sous vide lung oyster in lung butter.

Posted by: chef banned boy-ar-dee at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (yXduK)

252 >>Guess what I get to do...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)


Express Ace's Anal Glands?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (shFzX)

253 {{{Insom}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

The TxMoMe will soon be upon us!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

254
We can rule out going five minutes without extolling the wonders of sous vide.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

It took that joke four days to cook at room temperature, but dayum, it sure is goood

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (VcFUs)

255 I became a firm believer in the functional ability of the Army gas mask, circa 1989

Ah yes, those were the days, brings a tear to my eye still.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (gPZ9i)

256 The event's socially-distanced "limited live entertainment" is still in development, but there will be an "extremely limited group of in-person honorees" who will "reflect the themes, challenges and inspirations of 2020."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (63Dwl)

But what of the piss smell? I hear that's thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)

257 252 >>Guess what I get to do...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (xT2tT)


Express Ace's Anal Glands?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (shFzX)

Shelves.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (jK8Z7)

258 Is this a thing?

https://tinyurl.com/y4m4g9wh

Posted by: jsg at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (FBn51)

259 Re: Stolen Land -

One of the exercises in the critical race theory training I am declining to take is for each group to make a declaration of "whose land you are on."

Whoever holds the deed. Whoever holds the deed.

Posted by: Oldstoke at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (sb+Cg)

260 First time I ever posted Cochran made me cry!
I had a different nic back then...around 10 years ago.

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

261 So, MP4, since you are here I want to register a request.

Please reinstate your vintage movie actress reviews. Those are fun.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (0jR9T)


They take time to do, and right now time is not something I have a lot of. Or energy. But I will try. It's nice to know someone appreciates it.

One thing I am going to do this weekend is re-watch Nosferatu. I'd like to do a Hallowe'en movie thread for it, like I did last year for Haxan.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (2JVJo)

262 >186

Oh, and don't dare Zombie to troll folks with photo links in the nic. *shudders* Just. Dont.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:26 PM



I've got zombie's nic pic as the home screen picture on my mobile...

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (HWIXi)

263
The event's socially-distanced "limited live entertainment" is still in development, but there will be an "extremely limited group of in-person honorees" who will "reflect the themes, challenges and inspirations of 2020."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (63Dwl)


Oh FFS.

So New Years celebrations are now only for the selected elite?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

264 Reading the printed word on paper trains the human mind to operate at peak efficiency. The Western World and all its advancements didn't really take off until the written word was mass produced from the printing press.

This came to me as I was arguing with my 14 yr old to do his assigned reading (Of Mice and Men).

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (O6DoG)

265 If you've been around here a while, London Boys.

I remember both, but I can't recall who was first. Unless they ran concurrently...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (HaL55)

266 I became a firm believer in the functional ability of the Army gas mask, circa 1989

Ah yes, those were the days, brings a tear to my eye still.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (gPZ9i)

Helped me get some good cat naps during FTXs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)

267 Oh come on people. He gets to go back and edit his mistyped comments. The rest of us just get to live with 'em.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (Fc5rx)

268 I'm holding onto the resentment a while longer though. I'll get over it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (Fc5rx)

This is the ONT. Stay pissed my friend.

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (0jR9T)

269 One of my favorite books as a child was The Adventures of Homer Fink, about a brainy public school boy in Baltimore who ends up running for class president.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (2JVJo)


I read that book too, but I was not overly impressed by it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (WyVLE)

270 It's a cackle of hyenas!

hmmm...a cackle or a pack?

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (gPZ9i)

271 261 So, MP4, since you are here I want to register a request.

Please reinstate your vintage movie actress reviews. Those are fun.
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (0jR9T)

They take time to do, and right now time is not something I have a lot of. Or energy. But I will try. It's nice to know someone appreciates it.

One thing I am going to do this weekend is re-watch Nosferatu. I'd like to do a Hallowe'en movie thread for it, like I did last year for Haxan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (2JVJo)


Re-runs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (jK8Z7)

272 260 First time I ever posted Cochran made me cry!
I had a different nic back then...around 10 years ago.
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (UUBmN)


Man, some people really react badly to carrots in chili.

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (dOV9E)

273 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 24, 2020 10:38 PM (V82u9)

274 Clean the barrel?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

There isn't enough fire in Portland for that.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:38 PM (Ojki1)

275 253 {{{Insom}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

The TxMoMe will soon be upon us!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (NWiLs)


Yes!

I'm started to get an attack of shyness and anxiety!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

276 Helena Handbasket

Your natural dignity. And classy bacon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 10:38 PM (hyuyC)

277
I've done that *3* f*cking times (Basic, ROTC, Signal Office school) and it never gets easier. It's absolutely miserable. But, man, does it clear out your sinuses.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (KAi1n)


Best cure for the common cold. Maybe we should push it for WuFlu? Bet it can kill that shit too.

Basic, warrant officer entry course, 118th airborn corps every phucking year.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:38 PM (VcFUs)

278 Dave, after reading about the moving company employees not ever having the customers make dinner for them, I believe it. I worked for a moving company during college, and we would have customers come out and scream and yell at us for grabbing something to drink out of our coolers on a 95 degree day in Richmond, VA. Oh, and they would get pissed if we took a lunch break. Mind you, they weren't paying us for those breaks, but they thought they could get in under the minimum if we worked through our lunch.

What you and Gingy did will make you legends inside that moving company.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (I8FKK)

279 Uneasy lies the head that wears a hat made out of an ant farm.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (l9m7l)

280 >>> 263
The event's socially-distanced "limited live entertainment" is still in development, but there will be an "extremely limited group of in-person honorees" who will "reflect the themes, challenges and inspirations of 2020."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (63Dwl)


Oh FFS.

So New Years celebrations are now only for the selected elite?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

Sure, gather them all together for a big party, without any normal people around. I would be sooo sad if SMOD hit there.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (/kh7m)

281 Yes!

I'm started to get an attack of shyness and anxiety!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

Really?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

282 Ladyl "I'm started to get an attack of shyness and anxiety!"

After the last MoMeet and the machine gun shoot????? Unbelievable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (hyuyC)

283 244

The annual ball drop in Times Square on New Years Eve will be "virtually enhanced, visually compelling and very different" this year with only a very limited number of in-person attendees, organizers announced Wednesday, marking the latest high-profile event to be affected by the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic.

The event's socially-distanced "limited live entertainment" is still in development, but there will be an "extremely limited group of in-person honorees" who will "reflect the themes, challenges and inspirations of 2020."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 10:34 PM (63Dwl)

Have the ball start as an image of RGB's face and morph into a skull at the bottom then.

Which would sum op 2020 pretty well.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (Ojki1)

284 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020

You should know better than eating lunch in the cafeteria with the day walkers.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (r9mck)

285 I'd expect no less of Portland.

It does seem richly symbolic that they are incapable of putting together what amounts to a Zoom meeting posted to YouTube.

Of course, they could - gasp - have everyone assemble in a big room somewhere, so they could all be in the same place, but distanced from each other, but doing that would offend the Virus Gods.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

286 255
I became a firm believer in the functional ability of the Army gas mask, circa 1989

Mine leaked in 73, I'm glad they fixed that by 89. Sucked bigtime.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (+ya+t)

287 I've got zombie's nic pic as the home screen picture on my mobile...
Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (HWIXi)


Fat guy sticking his junk in the tailpipe of a Chevy Blaze?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (rJCAb)

288 >>I'm started to get an attack of shyness and anxiety!


OK.

First thing to do in these situations is remove any restrictive articles of clothing.

Are you wearing a bra?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)

289 So New Years celebrations are now only for the selected elite?

You are catching on.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (C+evo)

290
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (2JVJo)


I always look for your comments. You and Zombie.

You both have such wide ranging knowledge and inside information. You're better than wiki and more trustworthy.
{{pats MP4 on back}}

And no I don't think either one of you is to be preferred for the other. equal but different. And always informative.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (0rE1j)

291 The event's socially-distanced "limited live entertainment" is still in
development, but there will be an "extremely limited group of in-person
honorees" who will "reflect the themes, challenges and inspirations of
2020."


Sooo, they're having another riot that night, eh? Figures...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (HaL55)

292 151 If you have dogs friends over for dinner,, try mixing some of the runoff duck fat with their food. Ours were just stunned with how much they liked that.

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:17 PM (dOV9E)

Dude. Duck fat is ambrosia.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I've never had it, but it seems to be used frequently by chefs on Food Network.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

293 Heh. I got a text on my phone from someone with the Biden campaign. I texted back "Go away. But first you will blow me."
Think I got my message across?

Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (VNmG1)

294
OK.

First thing to do in these situations is remove any restrictive articles of clothing.

Are you wearing a bra?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)


Er, uh, not at the moment.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

295 >>> 288 >>I'm started to get an attack of shyness and anxiety!


OK.

First thing to do in these situations is remove any restrictive articles of clothing.

Are you wearing a bra?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)

Since when are *you* interested in those?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (/kh7m)

296 202 Darn it. It's "Back door relief. It's not good, but it's tight."
Still funny.
Posted by: Joe Biden (BLR 2012) at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (RVcmP)

Yes. Indeed it is.

Posted by: The Otters at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (4tiP2)

297
It's a cackle of hyenas!

hmmm...a cackle or a pack?
Posted by: IP


I love you
A cackle and a pack
You bet your hairy back I do

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

298 Are you wearing a bra?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)


Er, uh, not at the moment.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT


Me either

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (3aLWR)

299 I don't get the last joke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (M6QSl)

300 One thing I am going to do this weekend is re-watch Nosferatu. I'd like to do a Hallowe'en movie thread for it, like I did last year for Haxan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (2JVJo)

Oh, good idea.

I got the Universal Monsters BD set, I think I'll devote some of October to that.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (Ojki1)

301 >>Er, uh, not at the moment.


Good. And see, you are acting less shy already.

Now, when was the last time you calibrated your light meters?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (GGeAc)

302 First thing to do in these situations is remove any restrictive articles of clothing.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)


And don't forget to post a picture!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (O6DoG)

303 I didn't even get a whiff of the Incontinental Congress.

Posted by: Mrs. Nadler at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (a4EWo)

304 294
OK.

First thing to do in these situations is remove any restrictive articles of clothing.

Are you wearing a bra?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)


Er, uh, not at the moment.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

Borrow one from Garrett.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (KnJdm)

305
Are you wearing a bra?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)

Since when are *you* interested in those?


garrett's are probably in the laundry.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (C+evo)

306 >>I don't get the last joke.


Red Shirt is always the first to die.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (GGeAc)

307 Have the ball start as an image of RGB's face and morph into a skull at the bottom then.

Which would sum op 2020 pretty well.
Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (Ojki1)

Made me laugh!

Posted by: Iris at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (lSFe/)

308 299 I don't get the last joke.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (M6QSl)

Star Trek red shirts always get killed on away teams.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (3aLWR)

309 Are you wearing a bra?


Posted by: garrett

Still doing wardrobe consultations?

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (gPZ9i)

310 282 Ladyl "I'm started to get an attack of shyness and anxiety!"

After the last MoMeet and the machine gun shoot????? Unbelievable.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 10:39 PM (hyuyC)


{{{Salty Dog}}}

I feel shy sometimes. Not often, but sometimes.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

311 Oh, it got buried late in one of the day threads. Just a Nadler reference.

I'm holding onto the resentment a while longer though. I'll get over it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:32 PM (Fc5rx)


That shit just writes itself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (Z4rgH)

312 And no, I can't do "reruns" of my silent posts.

I never keep any of them. It's all top-of-the-head and quick checks of my movie books.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (2JVJo)

313 Damn garrett! What the hell did you do???

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (UUBmN)

314
Posted by: garrett
Still doing wardrobe consultations?
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (gPZ9i)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

315 Have a great night, everyone.

To future happiness!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (hyuyC)

316 >>What the hell did you do???


I've been slandered.

I am thinking about filing a grievence with HR.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (GGeAc)

317 So is Durham going to drop the bomb or is it #twoweeks?

Inquiring minds.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (ZfRYq)

318 313 Damn garrett! What the hell did you do???
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (UUBmN


Not so much what, butt who

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (3aLWR)

319 Are you wearing a bra?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)





Er, uh, not at the moment.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT





Me either


Neither am I.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (HaL55)

320 This came to me as I was arguing with my 14 yr old to do his assigned reading (Of Mice and Men).
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (O6DoG)


True for most written works, but not for that one.

Instead tell him, it is crap that he is required to read to pass a class. If he fails this class he will not be eligible to go into massive debt attending college to learn skills that may sometime within 30 years allow him to pay it off, and he will have to go into a trade like baking or welding where he could make ungodly money quite quickly and maybe even own his own house in his twenties.

finish off by telling him, "your choice, bucko"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (WyVLE)

321 Good night Salty. Stay frosty! ...er...salty!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (Fc5rx)

322 I never keep any of them. It's all top-of-the-head and quick checks of my movie books.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (2JVJo)


That's amazing, MP4.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

323 237 Crenshaw / Grenell - 2024
Posted by: redchief at September 24, 2020 10:33 PM (Kab4E)


I'm having some trouble keeping score. Do we like Crenshaw or have we determined he's just playing us?

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (4JM5Y)

324 'Night Salty Cur

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (HaL55)

325 319 Are you wearing a bra?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)





Er, uh, not at the moment.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT





Me either

Neither am I.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (HaL55)

Those underwires. So uncomfortable.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

326 299 I don't get the last joke.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (M6QSl)

In Star Trek red shirts are usually quick to become monster kibble.

So a joke about not insuring ridiculously high risk person.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (Ojki1)

327 One thing I am going to do this weekend is re-watch Nosferatu. I'd like to do a Hallowe'en movie thread for it, like I did last year for Haxan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (2JVJo)

Oh, good idea.

I got the Universal Monsters BD set, I think I'll devote some of October to that.
Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (Ojki1)


I was originally thinking either Vampyr or The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, but both would require a lot of time and research. Nosferatu is something I can write in a couple of hours, more or less, and perhaps it will kick-start me back to editing my book.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (2JVJo)

328
Now, when was the last time you calibrated your light meters?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (GGeAc)

Phrasing? LOL, what does this mean?

Posted by: Iris at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (lSFe/)

329 filing a grievence with HR.

At this hour? HR has gone home, moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (gPZ9i)

330 Apex predator:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1309205337338261505

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2020 10:47 PM (h7ejD)

331 First time I ever posted Cochran made me cry!
I had a different nic back then...around 10 years ago.

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

Cochran made many of us cry with his chili recipe.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 24, 2020 10:47 PM (zkS5c)

332 Portland will have big problems when the woke progressives, who can't even deliver a video conference, become in charge of bridge and airport maintenance.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 24, 2020 10:47 PM (XpDOS)

333
That Dan Crenshaw / NextGen Texas video.

Texasreloaded.com

Excellent stuff.

There is at least one future Senator in that crowd, and probably more.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (sy5kK)

334 Hey, has there ever been a poll of the Horde's military background? I'm curious how many of us serve or served. Anyone familiar with the (former?) 126 Signal Battalion in Quincy, MA?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (KAi1n)

335 I've been slandered.

I am thinking about filing a grievence with HR.
Posted by: garrett

Why would you want to have any dealings with those homos?


Oh, wait. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (Rvt88)

336 I was in Portland for a week on business back in 1990. I loved it.

What a shame.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (M6QSl)

337 There isn't much you can't find someone to insure.

The premium might be a tad onerous.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (0rE1j)

338 >>Phrasing? LOL, what does this mean?


AoSHQ Callback to a story about gullible chicks being talked into bringing their laptops with them, into the bathroom, when they shower.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (GGeAc)

339 Er, uh, not at the moment.


Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT








Me either

Neither am I.

Not me, I swear.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (+ya+t)

340 @233

It's not so much incompetence, it's that you would have two certifiable lunatics debating each other and rather than have that getting out they put a lid on the debate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (KQ7QA)

341 First thing to do in these situations is remove any restrictive articles of clothing.

Heard "boogie woogie" translates to "removing clothes in order to dance better".

Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (kA31K)

342 Is that photo of sharks in the powerlines for real? Where is that?

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (BRkq2)

343 Hey, 2020: Outlaw automatic payments of everything from your paycheck, enact loser pays in all civil litigation, cut attorney percentage from civil awards to less than 20%, make lobbyists, legislators, and community organizers wear live body cams at all times with FOIA free access at all times live and saved files, ban the collection of GPS, purchase and voice files collected by all digital devices. Make any change in energy, agriculture, education, transportation undergo 25 years of testing in isolation on those who would impose it on others. For a start. Sorry, no newsletter.

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (glGDV)

344 313 Damn garrett! What the hell did you do???
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (UUBmN)


Ace Senpai noticed him.

Sometimes that goes well, like AtC getting her Twitter rant linked, and some times you get Jackstraw'd.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (Ojki1)

345 Hey, has there ever been a poll of the Horde's military background


**********

Thirteen years in the Army Medical Corps here.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (Fc5rx)

346 I found this gem.

The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple

https://tinyurl.com/yxgavcbo


Best line

They are not affiliated in any way with the Church of Satan. Instead, the Satanic Temple uses the devil as a symbol of rebellion.

Because you know, these aren't those crazy Satanists that follow Satan. These are normal everyday Satanists that don't follow Satan. Right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (qlFIA)

347 Crenshaw has made some bad calls but I'm reserving judgement since he's still a freshman. And he's better than the alternative...

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (UUBmN)

348
Those underwires. So uncomfortable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (NWiLs)


Aren't they?

I never wear underwires..

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

349 Damn garrett! What the hell did you do???
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (UUBmN)

Allow me to defend garrett. The other day, Ace had a post that implied that our good friend might be an homo. totally off the cuff, except it was part of the lede.

for all I know, garrett is not teh homo.

That said, I love it when new AoS memes are born. Like that pod of spiders what hatched from the boil on my neck the other day.

Not sure where they went.

They were so tiny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)

350 Portland will have big problems when the woke progressives, who can't
even deliver a video conference, become in charge of bridge and airport
maintenance.


I just rewatched Lawrence of Arabia over the weekend. The scene of the Arab Council trying to run things comes to mind.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (gPZ9i)

351 Anyone familiar with the (former?) 126 Signal Battalion in Quincy, MA?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (KAi1n)

All of them? My money is on Garrett.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (KnJdm)

352 328
Now, when was the last time you calibrated your light meters?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:42 PM (GGeAc)

Phrasing? LOL, what does this mean?
Posted by: Iris at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (lSFe/)

----------------------------

Well, she's not wearing a bra, and light meters are used in photography, so.....

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (CAJOC)

353 Ok, not that definition of "familiar".

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:50 PM (KAi1n)

354 I saw a box of duck fat caramels on amazon.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 10:50 PM (BRkq2)

355 After all their shit about Trump hobbling the USPS to steal the election, some Dems are urging a pivot to in-person voting because their voters are too dumb to fill out the mail-in paperwork.

You can't make this stuff up.

https://tinyurl.com/y4q7t6vy

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 24, 2020 10:51 PM (sWM8x)

356 Only military school here. Like our President.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:51 PM (HaL55)

357 Are you wearing a bra?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)





Er, uh, not at the moment.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT


I prefer Merry Widows, myself.

Lana Turner once said, "It had to be a man who invented the Merry Widow. No woman would ever do that to another."

And here is silent (and later, certifiably crazy) actress Mae Murray in the 1925 Von Stroheim-directed Merry Widow:

https://tinyurl.com/y59cwngx

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:51 PM (2JVJo)

358
All of them? My money is on Garrett.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (KnJdm)


Oh my gosh.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Dear Garrett--you know we all love to tease you.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

359 Find me a sq inch of land in the planet that wasnt once stolen from someone else.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 10:32

Great observation. As a historian I totally get your point.

The Indians killed each other left and right. They killed my 6x grt grandmother just after the French and Indian Wars concluded.

In Lancaster Co. PA the Penns paid for Indian lands 3 times in some cases to avoid trouble w/ the Indians. I never see that mentioned. Some Indians had a Jesse Jackson/Sharton thing going on.

Posted by: Farmer at September 24, 2020 10:51 PM (LthQw)

360 Are you wearing a bra?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)

Since when are *you* interested in those?

garrett's are probably in the laundry.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 10:43 PM (C+evo)


Damn. Another AOS meme is made.

I will on occasion make an AOS meme reference at work and thoroughly enjoy the dumb ass looks i get from the millenials.

I used 'but first you will blow me' this week when i was demanded to redo four weeks of detailed modeling for an integrated kill chain engagement 'just to see' what the difference was.

It's good to to be the only schmawt phucker what knows how to do shiz.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (VcFUs)

361 I became a firm believer in the functional ability of the Army gas mask, circa 1989

Ah yes, those were the days, brings a tear to my eye still.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:35 PM (gPZ9i)

Helped me get some good cat naps during FTXs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)


My vehicle's chemical alarm went off shortly after the start of Desert Storm. We all set records putting on the masks.
Long story about all that but bottom line is the masks worked.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (axyOa)

362 And here is silent (and later, certifiably crazy) actress Mae Murray in the 1925 Von Stroheim-directed Merry Widow:

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Murray has a freak'n bird on her head!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (Rvt88)

363 336 I was in Portland for a week on business back in 1990. I loved it.

What a shame.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (M6QSl)


Portland was nice. Used to go there a lot. It has, or had, what may be the best used bookstore in existence. Kind of a laid back place. Decent to walk around. Good food. Liked the place.

I wouldn't take an all-expenses-paid vacation there now, unless you handed me a belt-fed and a get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (dOV9E)

364 2 years Army, 3 Army Guard, all peacetime, Helo turbine mech.

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (gPZ9i)

365 Anyone else here ride mountain bikes?

I'm helping a friend of mine get her first ride, tomorrow.

Kind of exciting / fun shopping for a used bike with someone else's cash.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (GGeAc)

366 If he fails this class he will not be eligible to go into massive debt attending college to learn skills that may sometime within 30 years allow him to pay it off, and he will have to go into a trade like baking or welding where he could make ungodly money quite quickly and maybe even own his own house in his twenties.

finish off by telling him, "your choice, bucko"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2020 10:45 PM (WyVLE)

Though baker might be a little risky if some whack job makes hounding you into bankruptcy their life's goal and tries to force you to bake whatever horrible cake they can imagine.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (Ojki1)

367 Once I was bringing home a girl from a bar.

As we pulled up to my house, I told her 'Shit, I forgot my house key! Took it off the keychain earlier and left it on the counter'

' Does your bra have an underwire? I can use it to pick the lock on the back door'.

She seems confused, slightly taken aback but agrees to give me her bra.

She takes it off in that magical way women do without actually taking off her shirt.

I smiled at her and said 'thanks, that'll save some time' and proceeded to open the door with my key.

Never heard a woman laugh so much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (3aLWR)

368 59
Okay. In Seattle yesterday at a hospital for my friends chemo infusion.

Outside the window of her room, is the southbound express lanes.
Nothing unusual there except for the tractor trailer hanging over the
side of the elevated lanes.

No injuries fortunately.

The woman driver of the truck lost control from going to fast.

So they say. She may have been trying to parallel park, but the officers were covering for her.



Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 24, 2020 10:09 PM (d9Irc)

***

Those express lanes are retarded. Back in 92 I got in a 50mph crash because of those stupid things. They were closed heading south so you are supposed to get over 2 lanes. They give you a 3 mile warning. But all of the idiots go flying by passing everybody and then force their vehicle in at the last minute. Long story short, I rear-ended a Canadian guy who got confused and stopped his car in the middle of a 55mph zone. I didn't see it in time because one of those idiots passing everybody cut me off and blocked my view before rapidly forcing his way into the next lane over.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2020 10:53 PM (h1jJh)

369 The "Ball Drop" in NYC has been rendered null and void.

Because, Soy.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 10:53 PM (QzJWU)

370 >>Never heard a woman laugh so much.

I'll bet that did wonderful things in her shirt.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:54 PM (GGeAc)

371 The "Ball Drop" in NYC has been rendered null and void.

Because, Soy.


*********

Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:54 PM (Fc5rx)

372 Late as usual. Thanks Gingy!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (Clxcy)

373 That said, I love it when new AoS memes are born. Like that pod of spiders what hatched from the boil on my neck the other day.




You mean buzzion's not really dead? Damn. And we'd already reserved the band for this years biannual wake for him too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (HaL55)

374 Hey, has there ever been a poll of the Horde's military background? I'm curious how many of us serve or served.


Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (KAi1n)

Combat medic, 3/12th FA (LANCE). Attached to 3rd Brigade, 3rd ID. 1988-1991. Aschaffenburg, FRG.

but, yeah. A helluva lot of veterans here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (x8Wzq)

375 Hey, has there ever been a poll of the Horde's military background


**********

Thirteen years in the Army Medical Corps here.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (Fc5rx)

***

20 years as a Military Intelligence guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (axyOa)

376 I like the dead man walking red tunic dude cartoon.

Posted by: Nobody at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (NShXP)

377 Army 73-75

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (+ya+t)

378 367 She seems confused, slightly taken aback but agrees to give me her bra.

She takes it off in that magical way women do without actually taking off her shirt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (3aLWR)


I've been trying to figure out how that works for decades. Finally gave up and decided to just appreciate it. Maybe it's quantum tunneling.

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (dOV9E)

379 could I tempt you all with . . .

A ukulele cover of Sultans of Swing?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxrbm6nf

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (WyVLE)

380
Allow me to defend garrett. The other day, Ace had a post that implied that our good friend might be an homo. totally off the cuff, except it was part of the lede.

for all I know, garrett is not teh homo.

That said, I love it when new AoS memes are born. Like that pod of spiders what hatched from the boil on my neck the other day.

Not sure where they went.

They were so tiny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)

That soft *click* you hear as your last sound in this world is AtC igniting her flamethrower.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (Ojki1)

381 The Regency (or rather, the first 20 or 30 years of the 19th century) saw a fashion inversion with women basically wearing togas (diaphanous togas to be sure) and men being more peacockish.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (KAi1n)

382 And here is silent (and later, certifiably crazy) actress Mae Murray in the 1925 Von Stroheim-directed Merry Widow:

https://tinyurl.com/y59cwngx
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:51 PM (2JVJo)

MP4. FTW!

Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (0jR9T)

383 I've been trying to figure out how that works for decades. Finally gave up and decided to just appreciate it. Maybe it's quantum tunneling.
Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 10:55 PM (dOV9E)


Got me. I think witchcraft

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (3aLWR)

384


Joe Biden: Somebody wake me up when it's time for me to go to sleep again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (+OTNY)

385 20 years as a Military Intelligence guy.
types...
deletes...

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (gPZ9i)

386 20 years as a Military Intelligence guy.
Posted by: Diogenes

********

There's the wind-up, and the pitch, and watch out! It's a hanging curve ball over the center of the plate!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (Fc5rx)

387 109 Surprise!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)


An otter in an Insomniac costume.

Those Democrats are getting desperate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

388
Kind of exciting / fun shopping for a used bike with someone else's cash.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:52 PM (GGeAc)


I've always wanted to do mountain biking.

Probably too late now.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

389 Portland will have big problems when the woke progressives, who can't even deliver a video conference, become in charge of bridge and airport maintenance.

The county runs the bridges. Like a lot of cities, the airport is run by the port, which is a special district created specifically to keep the port out of the hands of city government.

I'm sure at some point the county will replace the bridge engineers with gender studies majors.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

390 AF 92-96.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 10:57 PM (rJCAb)

391 Nobody's ancestry has anything to do with me. And vice versa.

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2020 10:57 PM (RuIsu)

392 That soft *click* you hear as your last sound in this world is AtC igniting her flamethrower.
Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (Ojki1)

Tell my wife I love her.

*lights up final smoke*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)

393 Those express lanes are retarded. Back in 92 I got in a 50mph crash because of those stupid things.

Motorcycling to work in the "HOV" lane, fucking car drivers would think nothing of crossing the double double yellow out of stopped traffic to cheat into the express lane, right the fuck in front of me.

Posted by: banned at September 24, 2020 10:58 PM (kA31K)

394 I saw a box of duck fat caramels on amazon.

Pricey, I bet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (HaL55)

395 The only good thing Neil Young has done is being involved in the development of Train Master Command Control.

Fight me.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (qyH+l)

396 >>Probably too late now.


I chatted with a grandma and her 17 ish old granddaughter on the trail, the other day.

They were both getting around just fine.

We were at the top of a 1500' climb and they were all excited because it was Gammie's first time getting to the top without stopping or dabbing a foot.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (GGeAc)

397 actress Mae Murray in the 1925 Von Stroheim-directed Merry Widow:

*********

That is an unusually small mouth. (Stop it you pervs!). Odd looking. Cute girl though, in a 'this could be my grandma' kind of way.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx)

398 Radioman 3rd class, USN, 1970-1972

Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (VNmG1)

399 Thanks for the explanation pug!

**points and laughs at garrett!**

Note to self: Never catch the boss's attention for the wrong reasons...

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (UUBmN)

400 >>I've been slandered.

>>I am thinking about filing a grievence with HR.

You poor darling.

You deserve a facial and a pedicure. Celebrate you!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (ZLI7S)

401
I chatted with a grandma and her 17 ish old granddaughter on the trail, the other day.

They were both getting around just fine.

We were at the top of a 1500' climb and they were all excited because it was Gammie's first time getting to the top without stopping or dabbing a foot.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (GGeAc)


Maybe I'll give it a try!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

402 I'm sure at some point the county will replace the bridge engineers with gender studies majors.

Will probably sub contract to Munilla Construction Management's famed all-female bridge engineering team.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 11:00 PM (C+evo)

403 Shouldn't you be peeping the port holes of someone's yacht?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:00 PM (GGeAc)

404 Well, thanks a lot klaftern.

Posted by: Nobody at September 24, 2020 11:00 PM (NShXP)

405 1970-1974 stupid fat fingers

Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2020 11:00 PM (VNmG1)

406 Those express lanes are retarded. Back in 92 I
got in a 50mph crash because of those stupid things. They were closed
heading south so you are supposed to get over 2 lanes. They give you a 3
mile warning. But all of the idiots go flying by passing everybody and
then force their vehicle in at the last minute. Long story short, I
rear-ended a Canadian guy who got confused and stopped his car in the
middle of a 55mph zone. I didn't see it in time because one of those
idiots passing everybody cut me off and blocked my view before rapidly
forcing his way into the next lane over.


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2020 10:53 PM (h1jJh)

A bunch of years ago now, when the Capital Beltway got its first set of express lanes complete with the pay-up requirement, the first few days were a disaster waiting to happen. There were people who realized they were going into the express lanes, stopped, backed their cars up, and rejoined the traffic in the regular lanes. It was live all over the local news, including live shots from the news helicopters hovering overhead. The morning and afternoon traffic people at WTOP radio were beside themselves, and it took a lot to get the afternoon guy angry.

Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 11:01 PM (hM0UJ)

407 Machinist Mate, Subs, mumbledy years ago.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at September 24, 2020 11:01 PM (KnJdm)

408 >>Maybe I'll give it a try!


My advice would be to find a well regarded local shop and inquire if they have a woman's ride group.

Most do.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:01 PM (GGeAc)

409 I'm looking forward to seeing how creative folks get with "Karen" costumes this year.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 24, 2020 11:01 PM (lnki2)

410 I wish I would have stayed in 20 years. Though, with a pension in my late 30's I probably would have died in a bar somewhere.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 11:01 PM (+ya+t)

411 Ukulele vid up thread is worth watching for a couple reasons

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 11:01 PM (gPZ9i)

412 403 Shouldn't you be peeping the port holes of someone's yacht?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:00 PM (GGeAc)


That should totally be a euphemism

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:01 PM (3aLWR)

413 381 The Regency (or rather, the first 20 or 30 years of the 19th century) saw a fashion inversion with women basically wearing togas (diaphanous togas to be sure) and men being more peacockish.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (KAi1n)

It's (he who would become) George IV's fault.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:02 PM (qyH+l)

414 I'll bet that did wonderful things in her shirt.

Mischief.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 11:02 PM (HaL55)

415 USN/USNR - 60 to 91

Posted by: Panhandler at September 24, 2020 11:02 PM (S/rwf)

416 I always laugh at those "bE sUrE tO rEgIsTeR tO vOtE" things because there *is no such thing here* in North Dakota.

It does lead to odd outcomes sometimes. e.g.: our primary ballots have Dem/GOP/Libertarian columns for partisan contests. Everyone gets the same ballot, but once you pick a lane you have to stay in it. If there are no real contests in the GOP I'll vote the Libertarian column for lulz. In 2016 so many Dems crossed over to make sure that squishy tech-bro Doug Burgum was the R candidate in November instead of some icky actual conservative, that some of their legislative candidates almost didn't get enough district votes to get their name on the November ballot.

Posted by: ptschett at September 24, 2020 11:02 PM (zB+vL)

417 Tell Gingy thanks!

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2020 11:02 PM (FKJuo)

418 No problem, cuz.

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2020 11:02 PM (RuIsu)

419 Hey, has there ever been a poll of the Horde's military background



Six years enlisted nuke warhead mechanic, five years warrant in patriot. Still doin air & missile defense as a slimy industrial military complex senior engineer for uncle lockheed. Give me a contract for pushing little old ladies down stairs or in front of trucks, and i'm your man.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:03 PM (VcFUs)

420 349 Damn garrett! What the hell did you do???
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 10:44 PM (UUBmN)

Allow me to defend garrett. The other day, Ace had a post that implied that our good friend might be an homo. totally off the cuff, except it was part of the lede.

for all I know, garrett is not teh homo.

That said, I love it when new AoS memes are born. Like that pod of spiders what hatched from the boil on my neck the other day.

Not sure where they went.

They were so tiny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)



Well garrett is always quick to mock ace for his messenger bag using, scooter riding, crock wearing tastes. So this is all just retribution. Plus garrett is a homo.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020 11:03 PM (vMCab)

421 20 years as a Military Intelligence guy.
Posted by: Diogenes

********

There's the wind-up, and the pitch, and watch out! It's a hanging curve ball over the center of the plate!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (Fc5rx)


***


Yeah yeah yeah

I've heard it all.
But when it came to turn my head and cough, I was always the cougher and not the coughee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 11:03 PM (axyOa)

422 I was at Rhein-Main when Saddam invaded Kuwait. We were on our way to Crete for live fire of the Lance missile. It was weird fucking week.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)

423 "I've always wanted to do mountain biking.
Probably too late now.
"
-Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

Not really. I've done some harsh off-roading and since your ankles, knees, shoulders and elbows can handle it, it would be fine.

Staying on a path is nice for easy rides with the Family. If I remember, there are Metropark and National Park paths near where your Daughter lives.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (Ckg4U)

424 420 Well garrett is always quick to mock ace for his messenger bag using, scooter riding, crock wearing tastes. So this is all just retribution. Plus garrett is a homo.
Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020 11:03 PM (vMCab)


We must listen when the dead speak. It's like RBG.

Posted by: Splunge at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)

425 Shannon Bream's slashed pinstripe look is sexy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (PUmDY)

426 'sup Buzz.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (GGeAc)

427 SFGoth, no military background, but I do know Quincy, Mask.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (a4EWo)

428 "I've been slandered. "

Is that an euphemism for some kind of weird unatural act?

Posted by: freaked, still not garrett at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (yTykr)

429 Woman leading dog chorus:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1308735938776850432

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (h7ejD)

430 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at September 24, 2020 11:05 PM (xK9An)

431 @365 Garrett-Someone else money? I'd start out looking for a used Specialized S-Works Epic.

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2020 11:05 PM (0jZnq)

432 Tell my wife I love her.

*lights up final smoke*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)

*Bind fold option not included*

Posted by: Boswell at September 24, 2020 11:05 PM (w2LAm)

433 381 The Regency (or rather, the first 20 or 30 years of the 19th century) saw a fashion inversion with women basically wearing togas (diaphanous togas to be sure) and men being more peacockish.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (KAi1n)


During the beaux arts movement?

That is a period of design that fascinates me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

434 259 Re: Stolen Land -

One of the exercises in the critical race theory training I am declining to take is for each group to make a declaration of "whose land you are on."

Whoever holds the deed. Whoever holds the deed.
Posted by: Oldstoke at September 24, 2020 10:36 PM (sb+Cg)


and consider your comment stolen, too, Oldstroke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

435 Pretty sure the trail I am planning on riding tomorrow is gonna have some fresh snow on it.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (GGeAc)

436 *admires ginger compliance pics*

And not a soul amongst them.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (zJQkh)

437
I've always wanted to do mountain biking.

Probably too late now.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)


Just slip me a $20 under the table and i'll break your knee and give you a black eye. Save yourself the pain and agony of buying and wrecking a $300 used bike, $2k for the vacation and $12k for the helicopter ambulance.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (VcFUs)

438 Anyone see that Asian vet clinician? I need my balls washed with soapy suds!

Posted by: Joey the Sea Otter at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (bTT9D)

439
Portland, 2000: Miss Lacey was Winners Bitch and Award of Merit at that year's Borzoi Club of America National Specialty.

Olympia, 2006: Lacey was Specialty Best in Show at the BCOA Specialty.

Richland, 2018: Delilah was Reserve Winners Bitch at the BCOA Specialty to finish.

So the PNW has treated us well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (mht8P)

440
Not really. I've done some harsh off-roading and since your ankles, knees, shoulders and elbows can handle it, it would be fine.

Staying on a path is nice for easy rides with the Family. If I remember, there are Metropark and National Park paths near where your Daughter lives.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (Ckg4U)


I've done a lot of biking and hiking up there. It's incredible.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

441 435 Pretty sure the trail I am planning on riding tomorrow is gonna have some fresh snow on it.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (GGeAc)



So some places just jumped right from summer to winter and said fuck off to autumn.

Posted by: buzzion at September 24, 2020 11:07 PM (vMCab)

442

Everyone on the stage with Jerry Nadler was so very, very happy about that 6 foot rule.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:07 PM (sy5kK)

443 And here is silent (and later, certifiably crazy) actress Mae Murray in the 1925 Von Stroheim-directed Merry Widow:

https://tinyurl.com/y59cwngx
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:51 PM (2JVJo)

MP4. FTW!
Posted by: tbodie at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (0jR9T)


Thank you.

Murray was very much the archetypal silent diva. Her career basically nosedived after her marriage in 1926 to "Prince" David Mdivani, who took over her career and convinced her to leave MGM, which enraged Louis B Mayer, who basically made sure she never worked in any other major studio.

She coasted on the success of Merry Widow for years, and whenever she deigned to appear at a swanky restaurant or nightclub, would demand they play the Widow waltz, to which she would twirl around the floor, a display that became sad and grotesque as she got older, heavier and crazier.

For most of her later years, she lived in poverty - Mdivani had taken all of her money - and more than once was found sleeping on park benches.

She was finally admitted to the Motion Picture House in Hollywood, a sort of stars' retirement place, where she died in 1965.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 11:07 PM (2JVJo)

444 "I've been slandered. "

Is that an euphemism for some kind of weird unatural act?
Posted by: freaked, still not garrett at September 24, 2020 11:04 PM (yTykr)

Reminds me of a very early episode of MASH, where Radar walks in, lipstick all over his face, glasses askew.

"I think I've been slaked."

BTW, the woman who slaked him was Mary Kay Place, who was looking Fine in "Captain Ron."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)

445 The peasants are revolting!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 10:22 PM (Rvt8

They stink on ice!

Posted by: Toni at September 24, 2020 11:08 PM (/c+mq)

446 So the PNW has treated us well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (mht8P)


I love reading about the success of your pups.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

447 >>Someone else money? I'd start out looking for a used Specialized S-Works Epic.


Well, her budget is not that grand...
Tomorrow she is gonna choose from an Ibis Mojo, a Santa Cruz Blur or a Rocky Mountain XC 70. All circa 2010 and all well under 1k.

All look super clean and well cared for. A little more XC than trail for all but the Mojo. Which is pure candy.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:08 PM (GGeAc)

448 Well folks, I have a weekly recap email to do tonight and a six hour drive home in the morning before I start a weeks vaca at the lake.Ya'll stay safe and try not to burn the place down.
IP... out

Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 11:08 PM (gPZ9i)

449 garrett- I have to say you've been pretty good-natured about everybody piling on.




Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 11:08 PM (Fc5rx)

450 Hey everybody!

Well, tonight I finished my UberEats deliveries for the month, but my second-to-last delivery was to a person (on KAREN Avenue-- no joke!) with one of those left-wing "BLM/Science Is Real/blah blah" lists posted in front of their house!

They ordered an Italian place I really like, so I was seriously considering pilfering half their order and writing on the bag, "I saw your awesome sign and was so moved, I made the unilateral decision to redistribute half your dinner order tonight to the needy. Harris/Biden 2020!! Power to the people!!"

I chickened out, but it was fun to think about. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

451 IP... out
Posted by: IP


********

Thank goodness! The troll is gone!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 11:09 PM (Fc5rx)

452 The Regency (or rather, the first 20 or 30 years of
the 19th century) saw a fashion inversion with women basically wearing
togas (diaphanous togas to be sure) and men being more peacockish.


Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:56 PM (KAi1n)

The Regency period started in the 1790s and ended around 1820. The gowns were empire-waist (waistline sits just below the bust), and inspired by Marie Antoinette's gowns.
One big mistake people make is thinking the Regency era was as prudish as the Victorian. The Victorian era was actually a reaction to the comparative hedonism of the Regency.

Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 11:09 PM (hM0UJ)

453 Pretty sure the trail I am planning on riding tomorrow is gonna have some fresh snow on it.

Is that some pervert homo slang for snorting coke off of some catamite's ass?

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 11:10 PM (C+evo)

454 Hey, has there ever been a poll of the Horde's military background

KISS Army, 1974 - 1978.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 11:10 PM (2JVJo)

455 >>So some places just jumped right from summer to winter and said fuck off to autumn.


Hopefully I can get a late enough start that it will mostly be melted...but it is at 6-8k. So, the shady sections will still have plenty of the white stuff.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:10 PM (GGeAc)

456 Mountain biking is not a good idea.

My boss, who is not as young as he thinks he is, has had surgery on both shoulders from being dumped at high speed.

Hiking is fun, and you go at your own pace.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)

457 G'Night, IP.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)

458
Just slip me a $20 under the table and i'll break your knee and give you a black eye. Save yourself the pain and agony of buying and wrecking a $300 used bike, $2k for the vacation and $12k for the helicopter ambulance.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:06 PM (VcFUs)


YIKES!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

459

Six years enlisted nuke warhead mechanic, five years warrant in patriot. Still doin air & missile defense as a slimy industrial military complex senior engineer for uncle lockheed. Give me a contract for pushing little old ladies down stairs or in front of trucks, and i'm your man.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:03 PM (VcFUs)



My first job in the army was as a battalion S-2 of an 8 inch battalion. 3/37 FA. Also the NRAS guy. Our Tech Ops guys were great and set record times for the 8 inch assembly.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 11:11 PM (axyOa)

460 I haven't watched the Nadler clip. Is it that bad?

You know, it seems these days that the Democrat party in Congress is a lot like the Soviet politburo (old, infirm, falling apart) except that those guys actually served in WW2.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 11:11 PM (KAi1n)

461 Damn, I'm late.

Recap of first ~450 posts, please?

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

462 KISS Army, 1974 - 1978.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 11:10 PM (2JVJo)

Lucky!

Goll! My dad thought KISS was evil.

Turns out they mostly sucked.

Except Ace. Ace is cool as fuck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

463 That is an unusually small mouth. (Stop it you pervs!). Odd looking. Cute girl though, in a 'this could be my grandma' kind of way.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx)


Here she is again, in a studio portrait:

https://tinyurl.com/y2rgkfbd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 11:12 PM (2JVJo)

464 'Night IP

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 11:12 PM (HaL55)

465 >>Mountain biking is not a good idea.

>My boss, who is not as young as he thinks he is, has had surgery on both shoulders from being dumped at high speed.


Well. A man has to know his limitations.

Easy to get in over your head if you aren't the sensible sort.

But, I have been riding both on and offroad since the mid-late 80s and MTB crashes have been the least injurous of all my activities.

Shit, I hurt myself worse picking mushrooms.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (shFzX)

466 You lost me at "diaphanous togas"...

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (HWIXi)

467 Hey, has there ever been a poll of the Horde's military background? I'm curious how many of us serve or served.


Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (KAi1n)


I did six years in the Navy as part of USS KAMEHAMEHA Water, Power & Light. Knuckle Dragger, Axe Wielder.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (zJQkh)

468 What happened with Nadler this time? Did he try to sit on Bill Barr?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

469 248 Arc
I'd expect no less of Portland.
Seattle is losing businesses and jobs like crazy. The local media headlines it as Covid then, several paragraphs down, they mention the looting and burning.
Also, waterfront businesses being closed because the city owned piers are collapsing. I for one, will laugh my ass off to see the big, now closed, ferris wheel sink below the waves.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society


Wait until the reality of loss of tax revenue sinks in. All that crap going on in the CHOP area and it never occurred to the genius democrats that normal people were going to get out of Dodge. They can make up for the lost tax revenue by collecting more taxes from the protestors.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

470 @447 garrett-I wanted a titanium Ibis Mt. Bike so bad back in the day when they were built in Marin, before carbon fiber took over. Yeah, that Epic used would probably 5-7 grand, I was definitely joking. With what I have in my bikes I could pay for a nice car. Crazy how expensive bikes have gotten.

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (0jZnq)

471 Recap of first ~450 posts, please?
Posted by: logprof
----
garrett is gay.
buzzion is still dead.

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (UUBmN)

472
Recap of first ~450 posts, please?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

__________

Boobs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (mht8P)

473 My boss, who is not as young as he thinks he is, has had surgery on both shoulders from being dumped at high speed.

I witnessed some dude who broke both wrists on a hard landing.

Its times like that when you discover who your friends really are.

(especially when its time to go to the restroom)

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (C+evo)

474 My idiot brother broke his collar bone last year mountain biking.

I laughed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (rJCAb)

475 Vendette - a light sprinkle on a warm day and ladies in diaphanous sheaths. There's no room for prudery. Bear in mind that the Georgians didn't have photography OR telegraphy. If they had, they might have had different attitudes.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (KAi1n)

476

da da daa daa daa da da daa da da daa daa

da da daa daa daa da da daa da da DAA DAA!



























The Red uniform is going to die.

Before the commercial.

Told you.



Hey, wanna buy a new car?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, advertising producer for a brand new 1967 Buick at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (sy5kK)

477 218 Portland was a little weird in the 2000s but a sane city. What happened there in the past 10 years is nuts.
Posted by: Asshoes
Housing costs skyrocketed when Californians fleeing even higher costs of living fled North. Loony and poor but living indoors became loony, poor, and living in a tent or RV. Stressed lots of marginal people right over the edge and the virtue signallers followed them off the cliff.

Posted by: Downcast at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (ujg0g)

478
Shit, I hurt myself worse picking mushrooms.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (shFzX)


I fell on a clay court yesterday.

The stinking court was too dry.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

479 461 Damn, I'm late.

Recap of first ~450 posts, please?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0


Slap got first
CBD cheats and edits his screwups
Duck fat is awesome
Some people play the woodwind
Garett is still gay
Buzzion is still dead
Day walkers are mean and call people trolls
None of us are wearing bras

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:15 PM (3aLWR)

480 Hey Ladyl!
Was it you who said she was gonna watch Special Bulletin on YouTube last weekend? Was wondering what you thought of it, if you did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)

481 >>-I wanted a titanium Ibis Mt. Bike so bad back in the day when they were built in Marin,


There is an original Mojo WITH Handjob on eBay right now!

But yeah...tell me about it. I just bought a 2021 Trail 429.

Holy crap. It might be worth more thn the truck I load it into!

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:15 PM (LMPe3)

482 471 Recap of first ~450 posts, please?
Posted by: logprof
----
garrett is gay.
buzzion is still dead.
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (UUBmN)

472
Recap of first ~450 posts, please?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

__________

Boobs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (mht8P)

--I like boobs.

I love gay guys, indeed, all guys, but just don't wanna have sex with them.

I respect dead people I know.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:16 PM (oZuI0)

483 338 >>Phrasing? LOL, what does this mean?


AoSHQ Callback to a story about gullible chicks being talked into bringing their laptops with them, into the bathroom, when they shower.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (GGeAc)

Thanks. I missed that story.

Posted by: Iris at September 24, 2020 11:16 PM (lSFe/)

484 Portland is now the last stop on the Underground Railroad for schizophrenics.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 11:16 PM (Fc5rx)

485 I haven't watched the Nadler clip. Is it that bad?

yes. It was awful. the only thing that made it funny is that I hate Nadler. Were it just some unfortunate elderly gentleman I would have probably helped him out.

But. Well. Nadler.

I have similar feelings about Uncle Tickle-fingers Joe.

I'll do some praying tonight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 11:16 PM (x8Wzq)

486 None of us are wearing bras
Posted by: AlaBAMA a


I could stuff a pair of socks in my pants, if I were wearing pants.

Would that count?

Posted by: Miklos, slightly bored at September 24, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

487 Is that some pervert homo slang for snorting coke off of some catamite's ass?

Posted by: [penguin] at September 24, 2020 11:10 PM



*SNORT*

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 11:17 PM (HWIXi)

488 Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:15 PM (3aLWR)

A most cromulent summary!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:17 PM (oqV6o)

489 Just slip me a $20 under the table and i'll break your knee and give you a black eye. Save yourself the pain and agony of buying and wrecking a $300 used bike, $2k for the vacation and $12k for the helicopter ambulance.

It's like simulating competitive large sailboat racing - stand in a cold shower while tearing up $100 bills.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

490
Slap got first
CBD cheats and edits his screwups
Duck fat is awesome
Some people play the woodwind
Garett is still gay
Buzzion is still dead
Day walkers are mean and call people trolls
None of us are wearing bras
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:15 PM (3aLWR)

You're a fvckin' stenographer you are...

Posted by: browndog at September 24, 2020 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)

491 I never liked playing on clay courts. Much prefer the hard courts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 11:17 PM (rJCAb)

492 My idiot brother broke his collar bone last year mountain biking.


If you have to break a bone, that is the one to break.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 24, 2020 11:17 PM (C+evo)

493 Nadler so fat, when he sit around the house, he sit AROUND the house!

Nadler so fat, no one can escape his gravitational pull!

Nadler so fat, he gonna trick-or-treat this year as Tweedledum AND Tweedledee!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

494 I could stuff a pair of socks in my pants, if I were wearing pants.

Would that count?
Posted by: Miklos, slightly bored at September 24, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

To be authentic, I think it has to be a cod!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:18 PM (oqV6o)

495 480 Hey Ladyl!
Was it you who said she was gonna watch Special Bulletin on YouTube last weekend? Was wondering what you thought of it, if you did.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)


Qdpsteve--would you mind giving me the link again?

I meant to watch and got distracted by some awfulness happening.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

496 I'm out. Thanks for letting me play!

Endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (Fc5rx)

497 The Unitarian Church in downtown Louisville has announced that it is a sanctuary for rioters trying to evade the announced curfew.

The black people in the sanctuary have just kicked out all the white people.

Bonus points if they burn the church down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

498 Portland was a little weird in the 2000s but a sane city. What happened there in the past 10 years is nuts

Was there in the early 90's. A little odd but nice. Seattle too. Olympia from the beach to the top of the mountain is something special.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (+ya+t)

499 G'nite Muldoon.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (axyOa)

500 Air Force. Space Systems Operations and Analysis 1975-1981

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (qyH+l)

501 Later Muldoon.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (LMPe3)

502 Goth, watch it.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (BRkq2)

503 I'm out. Thanks for letting me play!

Endeavor to persevere!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (Fc5rx)

'Night, sir.

I am out too. One more school day for me.

'Night, Horde. Crazy bastages.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (x8Wzq)

504 To be authentic, I think it has to be a cod!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


A cod, or piece.

Or piece of cod.

Posted by: Harry Dean Miklos-Stanton at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

505 Ladyl, sure:

https://youtu.be/cDZQsVNZ3SE

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

506 'Night Muldoon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (HaL55)

507 My boss, who is not as young as he thinks he is, has had surgery on both shoulders from being dumped at high speed.

Hiking is fun, and you go at your own pace.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 24, 2020 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)


LadyL, $20. Just sayin. Same as downtown.

Remember i'm an industrial military complex senior engineer. I gotta if i'm under contract.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:21 PM (VcFUs)

508 491 I never liked playing on clay courts. Much prefer the hard courts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 11:17 PM (rJCAb)


I like hard courts better, too. There was way too much loose grit on the courts yesterday.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

509 'Night Pug

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 11:21 PM (HaL55)

510 >>500 Air Force. Space Systems Operations and Analysis 1975-1981 Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (qyH+l)

Krypton. General. 2977-

Posted by: Zod at September 24, 2020 11:21 PM (xK9An)

511 And here is silent (and later, certifiably crazy) actress Mae Murray in the 1925 Von Stroheim-directed Merry Widow:

https://tinyurl.com/y59cwngx
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 10:51 PM (2JVJo)

One of my favorite movie dance scenes.
And that dress!

Posted by: Sal at September 24, 2020 11:22 PM (KTdeA)

512 Yeah, that Epic used would probably 5-7 grand, I
was definitely joking. With what I have in my bikes I could pay for a
nice car. Crazy how expensive bikes have gotten.

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (0jZnq)

Its a sad day when a used bicycle costs more than a used harley.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 11:22 PM (9Om/r)

513 Joey can't remember the words to the pledge, Nancy has a mini stroke on national tv, and then Nadler. All in 3 or 4 days. Pity about the TV embargo on news in this country.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 11:22 PM (BRkq2)

514 I was lucky to not have broken anything or have needed stitches with the "trails" I used to ride. The word "trails" is in quotes because we used to make them if they weren't there.

I don't think that is the sort of Mountain Biking Ladyl was asking about.

The Metroparks Horse Trails can be treacherous enough, wet or dry, without looking for trouble. At the age of twenty-nine, that's about as risky as I'm willing to get.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:23 PM (Ckg4U)

515 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)

Did you make a comment that could have been taken as trollish?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2020 11:23 PM (pNYG1)

516 Thank you qdpsteve. I've got it bookmarked.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

517 >>Or piece of cod. Posted by: Harry Dean Miklos-Stanton at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

Room to move as a fry cook.

Posted by: Zod at September 24, 2020 11:23 PM (xK9An)

518 >>Its a sad day when a used bicycle costs more than a used harley.


In the bicycle's defense...it's way more reliable.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:23 PM (LMPe3)

519 There will be 800+ comments before midnight.


I blame meth.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 11:24 PM (3P/5p)

520 Day world stop movin, night world start groovin

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 24, 2020 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

521 G'night, Muldoon.

Sleep tight.

Don't let the bed bugs bite.



If they do, just pick them off and eat them. Get your blood back.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:24 PM (VcFUs)

522 Portland was a little weird in the 2000s but a sane city. What happened there in the past 10 years is nuts.
Posted by: Asshoes

A portal was opened into an alternate universe.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 24, 2020 11:24 PM (r9mck)

523 I am bored. And tired. Mostly tired. Think I'll go. Goodnight.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 24, 2020 11:25 PM (NWiLs)

524 And I think I'll hit the sack, too. I took tomorrow off and want to get up early to play golf and then drive up to the Avenue Victor Hugo used bookstore.

Here's a beddy-bye picture of Joan Blondell:

https://tinyurl.com/yx8nuw8x

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 11:25 PM (2JVJo)

525 497 The Unitarian Church in downtown Louisville has announced that it is a sanctuary for rioters trying to evade the announced curfew.

The black people in the sanctuary have just kicked out all the white people.

Bonus points if they burn the church down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

--Gawd, Pie's Law is on fire.

I wish I could make shit like this up, but it's beyond me.

Maybe even beyond Thomas Wolfe and Eric Blair.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (oZuI0)

526 G'Night, Muldoon and Pug Mahon.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)

527 484Portland is now the last stop on the Underground Railroad for schizophrenics

Muldoon,

That's funny!

(Sorry. I know. Not nice)

Posted by: Floridachick at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (6lwx6)

528 Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:15 PM (3aLWR)



I'm putting your name forth as secretary of the AOSHQ!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

529 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)

Did you make a comment that could have been taken as trollish?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2020 11:23 PM (pNYG1)


HAve read your comments for years. Good stuff
The real question is were you wearing a bra?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (axyOa)

530 I had a scary moment with my dog today. I threw her a piece of bun and meat and in her doggy way she just gulped and it seemed to just go straight down her throat.
She didn't gag and she didn't seem to choke but she just sat there motionless with her mouth half open, no chewing.
I was genuinely worried.
Then after some back patting she started to chew and I heaved a big sigh of relief.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (lgiXo)

531 Evening horde. Thank you all for the prayers. Mrs Kim is home from the hospital feeling much better.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (0OmEj)

532 Ugh, Poe's Law

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)

533 Vendette - a light sprinkle on a warm day and ladies
in diaphanous sheaths. There's no room for prudery. Bear in mind that
the Georgians didn't have photography OR telegraphy. If they had, they
might have had different attitudes.


Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 11:14 PM (KAi1n)

True. But things had changed significantly even before photography arrived.

Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 11:27 PM (hM0UJ)

534 G'Night, Insomniac!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:27 PM (Ckg4U)

535 G'Night, MP4.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:28 PM (Ckg4U)

536 ***TOP FIVE THINGS CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NEWSOME SAID TODAY TO HELP PROMOTE HIS BAN OF GAS-POWERD CARS IN 15 YEARS***

5. "Every time you take a trip in your neat new mandated electric car, you can yell 'CHARGE!!' at the top of your lungs as soon as you disembark and actually mean it!"

4. "No more gasoline, no more paying sin taxes on gasoline. Of course there'll be lots and lots of taxes on voltage and trip length and destination and other stuff, but I promise those all will be so incredibly low you won't even notice them."

3. "Look on the bright side, you'll never have to evacuate your bowels in a smelly old regular gas station restroom again!"

2. "Everyone will love when they have an electric car, because then everyone will be able to use the electric car exemption for the freeway carpool lanes."

1. "Did I say I'm gonna mandate electric cars? I meant to say, I'm gonna mandate electric FLYING cars!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

537 489 Just slip me a $20 under the table and i'll break your knee and give you a black eye. Save yourself the pain and agony of buying and wrecking a $300 used bike, $2k for the vacation and $12k for the helicopter ambulance.

It's like simulating competitive large sailboat racing - stand in a cold shower while tearing up $100 bills.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:17 PM (I2/tG)


There is some fine material being posted tonight.

When PDT leaves office in January, 2025, and starts his own network - the news division of course run by Tucker Carlson - there will be some excellent shows if this group follows through.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK)

538 @481 garrett-If it was an 18" I'd snag it for nostalgic reasons. I f'ing loved those bikes. Always wanted a nice custom titanium bike. My choice was always between an Ibis or a Moots. Wanted the Ibis over the Moots precisely for those "hand" cable guides. I got my Moots, had it for a couple years now but its a cross/road bike. My mountain bike is a custom built full suspension Ventana El Ciclon (aluminum) thats built here locally. Took me a long time to give up my rigid frames though.

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2020 11:29 PM (0jZnq)

539 532 Ugh, Poe's Law
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)


The pendulum, the crow, or that damned bell.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:29 PM (VcFUs)

540 Evening horde. Thank you all for the prayers. Mrs Kim is home from the hospital feeling much better.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (0OmEj)


Good news!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 11:30 PM (rJCAb)

541 Big day tomorrow but I think I can have a couple more. V.A. opened a drive thru flu shot trailer and they give out calendars with it!

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 11:30 PM (+ya+t)

542 Mountain bikes

Sigh

I look at the new ones, and get an instant case of "I gotta' have it!!" But then I realize that at my age and stage of life the damn thing would be nothing but a quick ride to the emergency room. So I stick to cruisin' along on the old Schwinn balloon tires. I have (among others) a 1950 model B6: tanks, racks, fenders, lights, horn, locking springer fork, the works. Nice thing about the antiques is the efficiency. A road bike takes a cruise of damn near forty miles to get any serious exercise. On the Schwinn I can get that workout done in less than ten.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 24, 2020 11:31 PM (HnUoF)

543 Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 10:48 PM (KAi1n)

For the record: US Army 1968~1970

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:31 PM (oqV6o)

544 The pendulum, the crow, or that damned bell.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:29 PM (VcFUs)

--oh, you betta believe it's the tintinabulation.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 24, 2020 11:32 PM (oZuI0)

545 My last hardtail was a Strong Steel Bike that was a Custom drawn dreambike.

Loved my Strong. Then it fell off a cliff and died and I went to Pivot.

Yeah, those early to mid 90s Custom Ti bikes were so sexy.

Nice Ventana. I like their rides. Local shop up here is a dealer. They make nice shit.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:32 PM (shFzX)

546 I'm putting your name forth as secretary of the AOSHQ!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT


*winks*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:33 PM (3aLWR)

547 2512 Berserker-Dragonshead-I justified paying what I did for my custom titanium bike by calling it a mid-life crisis purchase. What isn't titanium on it is carbon fiber.

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2020 11:33 PM (0jZnq)

548 One big mistake people make is thinking the Regency era was as prudish as the Victorian. The Victorian era was actually a reaction to the comparative hedonism of the Regency.
Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 11:09 PM (hM0UJ)

Blame Lady Hamilton and her "Attitudes"

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:33 PM (qyH+l)

549 Then after some back patting she started to chew and I heaved a big sigh of relief.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (lgiXo)


That is scary! Dogs are so weird how they just inhale food.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:34 PM (3aLWR)

550 The Seattle City Council is doing that, "Stolen Land", crap too.
Idiots, then GTFO and let those of us who live here now enjoy the fruits of winning.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 24, 2020 10:23 PM (d9Irc)

Everybody, everywhere, lives on "stolen land". I don't believe there is an acre of habitable land on this planet for which the ownership is not contested by somebody.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2020 11:35 PM (pNYG1)

551 Night y'all.


I gotta hold millenial hands tomorrow while leading them through how to pour water out of a boot.

Stupid shits.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:35 PM (VcFUs)

552 Time to hit the ol' hay, Horde. Be well. Be Good. Be Blessed.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)

553 527 484Portland is now the last stop on the Underground Railroad for schizophrenics

Muldoon,

That's funny!

(Sorry. I know. Not nice)

Posted by: Floridachick at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (6lwx6)


I thought being nice is optional around here. Just be accurate.

Has anyone ever seen an episode of Portlandia?

The statement is ruled as: accurate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:35 PM (sy5kK)

554 >>I look at the new ones, and get an instant case of "I gotta' have it!!" But then I realize that at my age and stage of life the damn thing would be nothing but a quick ride to the emergency room

Like I said, gotta know your limitations.

I have ridden all of the gnarliest trails in the guidebooks on a rigid frame with 1.65" tires since I was young and dumb.

The new 29" Trail Bikes are incredible. You no longer have to pick THE line. Just AN line.

Fucking amazing. Whatever you would have tried to avoid 10 years ago? Just fucking point right at it. Bike will roll it. No problem.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:36 PM (shFzX)

555 Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

Solidarity doesn't seem to mean what you think it means from simply perusing a dictionary. I think we are observing "systemic solidarity" here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:36 PM (oqV6o)

556 542 Mountain bikes

Sigh

I look at the new ones, and get an instant case of "I gotta' have it!!" But then I realize that at my age and stage of life the damn thing would be nothing but a quick ride to the emergency room. So I stick to cruisin' along on the old Schwinn balloon tires. I have (among others) a 1950 model B6: tanks, racks, fenders, lights, horn, locking springer fork, the works. Nice thing about the antiques is the efficiency. A road bike takes a cruise of damn near forty miles to get any serious exercise. On the Schwinn I can get that workout done in less than ten.

JWM
Posted by: jwm at September 24, 2020 11:31 PM (HnUoF)

Being fat and lazy I'm seriously thinking about buying myself an electric bike, perhaps a fat bike version. No it isn't vigorous exercise, unless the battery dies, but it would get me out and give me the equivalent of a nice walk.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 11:37 PM (lgiXo)

557 Berserker-Dragonshead-I justified paying what I did
for my custom titanium bike by calling it a mid-life crisis purchase.
What isn't titanium on it is carbon fiber.

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2020 11:33 PM (0jZnq)

Cheaper than a vette. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 11:37 PM (9Om/r)

558 USAF cop. Jul '75~Nov '78.

Proud to have served, but the post-Vietnam era was not the best years to have done so. But, those were the times.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 11:38 PM (QzJWU)

559 Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)

Good night , Slap, and be blessed as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:38 PM (oqV6o)

560 I'm still pouting that nobody appreciated my First Incontinental Congress joke.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Fc5rx)

I did. But I was so late to the threads today, any huzzahs I made would have been overlooked. But, as Nadler himself would acknowledge, it all comes out in the end.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2020 11:39 PM (pNYG1)

561
That is scary! Dogs are so weird how they just inhale food.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:34 PM (3aLWR)


What are you talking about?

This could be the LAST food forever!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg's dog at September 24, 2020 11:39 PM (sy5kK)

562 The Unitarian Church in downtown Louisville has announced that it is a sanctuary for rioters trying to evade the announced curfew.

The black people in the sanctuary have just kicked out all the white people.

Bonus points if they burn the church down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM


There is a Unitarian joke server on the web at https://stoney.sb.org/uujokes.html

My favorites so far:
UU Prayer: "Dear God, if there is a God, if you can, save my soul, if I have a soul."

and

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian Universalist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (d/5jB)

563 Welcome to Texas weird Dave! Lots of us here.

Posted by: enzo at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (AY0BI)

564 Army 32 years, contractor in Afghanistan 3 years. Infantry, airborne, ranger, all that good stuff.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (jK8Z7)

565 ..Cheaper than a vette. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 11:37 PM (9Om/r)




The ones I feel sorry for are those who buy a Trophy Wife of about half their age. It's like watching a repetitive train wreck, every time you see it.

Warranty coverage on those ain't no good at all.

They shoulda bought the 'vette.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (QzJWU)

566 Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 11:35 PM (VcFUs)

Hopefully, you have stickers saying " This end up!" for the boot soles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (oqV6o)

567 I learned tonight that as long as you live in a county with a rumored meth problem, you can be dragged from your kid's football game for the crime of free-facing then tazed and that is okay.


Really excited to hear that The Rick Wilson's essays on "white trash meth-heads" were not wasted on deaf ears.


NuMerica is sure a lot of fun. As long as you follow The Rules.




Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 11:42 PM (3P/5p)

568 541 Big day tomorrow but I think I can have a couple more. V.A. opened a drive thru flu shot trailer and they give out calendars with it!
Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 11:30 PM (+ya+t)

Like the RiGiD ones? Or the Pirelli's?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:42 PM (qyH+l)

569 @545 garrett-I'm familiar with Strong Bikes. A custom bike builder in Sacramento named Steve Rex was showing them to me in a magazine a few years back. I raced on road bike teams here in California that were sponsored by Specialized for a while. Always had access to top notch stuff, but for a Mt. Bike I always wanted a nice steel/alum bike. Won the first state/district championship here in California for them. There based here in San Jose.

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2020 11:42 PM (0jZnq)

570 ..My favorites so far:
UU Prayer: "Dear God, if there is a God, if you can, save my soul, if I have a soul."

and

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian Universalist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (d/5jB)



Whaddya call a Tweakin' Calvinist?


METHodist!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 11:42 PM (QzJWU)

571 Fucking amazing. Whatever you would have tried to
avoid 10 years ago? Just fucking point right at it. Bike will roll
it. No problem.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:36 PM (shFzX)

I thought about getting a decent mountain bike because of all the woods and dirt trails around here. Then I remember why I have a dead mint 10 speed in the basement. When we moved here the wife says we should get bikes. Ok, might be a good idea, so we get bikes. I went 100 yards down the street, turned around and took the harley out. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 11:43 PM (9Om/r)

572 First unnamed Democrats were questioning Dianne Feinstein's competence to be the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee during the upcoming confirmation hearing for a new SCOTUS justice. Now her husband is being accused of using his influence to get otherwise-unqualified kids into UC-Berkeley.



Ironically, Dianne is 87, the same age as Ginsburg when she died.

Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 11:43 PM (hM0UJ)

573 Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (QzJWU

Two words: Pre Nups

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:43 PM (oqV6o)

574 497
...The black people in the sanctuary have just kicked out all the white people.....

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)
-----------------------------------------------
Priceless!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 24, 2020 11:44 PM (M/9m0)

575 They shoulda bought the 'vette.

There is a poster of an elegant blonde doing her toenails on the hood of a Ferrari.

The caption is: "In the long run, the car is cheaper."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:45 PM (I2/tG)

576 573 Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (QzJWU

Two words: Pre Nups
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:43 PM (oqV6o)

Just make sure your lawyer is better than hers.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:45 PM (qyH+l)

577 556 I have been into the old bikes since the late 70's, and I've been involved in the antique, classic, and custom bike scene for the last ten years. Electric bikes, for me, are in the same category as smart phones and heroin. Everyone who starts up gets hooked, and can't quit. I'm sort of a techno-ludite that way. True story about knowing your limitations.


JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 24, 2020 11:45 PM (HnUoF)

578
What do you get when you cross a Unitarian Universalist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (d/5jB)

That made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 24, 2020 11:45 PM (lgiXo)

579 Nice JROD

I LOVE steel bikes. Nothing rides like a lightweight steel frame...but I tip the scales over 210 decked for a ride no matter how long I have been riding.

They don't last me long before I tear out a BB.

And they kick your ass compared to the fully sprung rigs of today. I'd love to be young enough to handle one of the Carbon 29 HTs that are out there these days.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:45 PM (Cv3ZZ)

580 572 First unnamed Democrats were questioning Dianne Feinstein's competence to be the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee during the upcoming confirmation hearing for a new SCOTUS justice. Now her husband is being accused of using his influence to get otherwise-unqualified kids into UC-Berkeley.



Ironically, Dianne is 87, the same age as Ginsburg when she died.
Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 11:43 PM (hM0UJ)



Yeah, but Ginsburg didn't have a private driver for 20 years who was a member in good standing of the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:46 PM (sy5kK)

581 Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 11:42 PM (3P/5p)

Without rules, you peasants are little better than animals. You should be thanking your rulers for their beneficence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:46 PM (oqV6o)

582 Now her husband is being accused of using his influence to get otherwise-unqualified kids into UC-Berkeley.

Her husband has also been bribed by the Chinese for years.

Hunter Biden has nothing on Richard Blum.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

583 Yeah, but Ginsburg didn't have a private driver for 20 years who was a member in good standing of the Chinese Communist Party.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Prove it.

Posted by: Miklos, looking at a map of the Show-Me State at September 24, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

584 497
...The black people in the sanctuary have just kicked out all the white people.....

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)


I just hope that those white people aren't wearing red uniforms.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:48 PM (sy5kK)

585 >> I went 100 yards down the street, turned around and took the harley out.


You gotta like a little bit of pain to really get into cycling.
There's a plateau you get to where it almost doesn't faze you anymore...
but it also has something similar to a runner's high, albeit an easier one to achieve.

My favorite rides are Big Mountain Climbs. 10-20 miles 4+k in elevation. Lots of burn.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:49 PM (gIBSF)

586 The UU joke generator is quite good!

Perhaps, MisHum could use it some Saturday night...

Posted by: Zettai at September 24, 2020 11:49 PM (HWIXi)

587 Everybody, everywhere, lives on "stolen land". I don't believe there is an acre of habitable land on this planet for which the ownership is not contested by somebody.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


A true story ... or so I was told:

If you visit DFW (iirc) and go to a very tall bank building downtown (BoA, Wells Fargo ???) you will see a very old piece of paper in a large frame.

You might ask why there is a very old piece of paper in a large frame and you will be told ...

When the bank began building their large building, they ran a standard title search and the title company came back with the all clear. They began building.

A few months later a little old man showed up with his taco cart and told them to get off off his corner. He had been vacationing down in Mexico so he hadn't been on his corner for a while but now he was back and he wanted them off of his corner.

Bank // construction company laughed and 1) told him to take a hike 2) called the cops 3)both 4)neither.

Few weeks later ... legal notice comes to the bank / construction company: Cease and Desist. The little old man wants his corner back so he can sell his tacos.

They go to court. Bank has title search. Little old man and his mother/wife/sister shows up ... with a Land Grand from King Phillip of Spain granting them land rights in perpetuity ... which happen to be legal documents in the State of Texas which may but usually don't show up in title searches.

Lawyers for little old man and family mentions that his clients are not ... unreasonable people ... and the bank / construction company already has dug such a deep hole it would be hard to sell tacos all the way down there.

Which is why you may now visit a tall bank building in Texas with a very old piece of paper in a large frame in the lobby.

Posted by: Adriane the Law is an Ass Critic ... at September 24, 2020 11:49 PM (LPnfS)

588 Her husband has also been bribed by the Chinese for years.

Hunter Biden has nothing on Richard Blum.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

Haven't they been playing the Northern Marianas for the "Made in USA" label at sub-mimimum wages for years?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:49 PM (qyH+l)

589 583 Yeah, but Ginsburg didn't have a private driver for 20 years who was a member in good standing of the Chinese Communist Party.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Prove it.
Posted by: Miklos, looking at a map of the Show-Me State at September 24, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)


DiFi's driver, or RBG's driver?

to-may-to
to-mot-o

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:50 PM (sy5kK)

590 Like the RiGiD ones? Or the Pirelli's?

I wish. Big squares to write in so I can keep track of my shit. I have a 1950 or 51 calendar with Elvgren cheesecake paintings I should frame. Those were really good.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 11:50 PM (+ya+t)

591 Saved from posting the blog by an illegal character.

Yikes.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:50 PM (qyH+l)

592 The black people in the sanctuary have just kicked out all the white people.....

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)


I just hope that those white people aren't wearing red uniforms.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:48 PM (sy5kK)



The Give-a-Fuck meter is broken.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 11:51 PM (rJCAb)

593
First unnamed Democrats were questioning Dianne Feinstein's competence to be the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee during the upcoming confirmation hearing for a new SCOTUS justice. Now her husband is being accused of using his influence to get otherwise-unqualified kids into UC-Berkeley.

=======

Holy smack, he's one of the ones in the expansion of Operation Varsity Blues?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 11:51 PM (G51Gf)

594 The ones I feel sorry for are those who buy a Trophy
Wife of about half their age. It's like watching a repetitive train
wreck, every time you see it.



Warranty coverage on those ain't no good at all.



They shoulda bought the 'vette.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (QzJWU)

One of the dudes I built a few harleys for is 64, makes about a 1/2 mil a year, and just married a 25 year old. I told him he was out of his fucking mind. I said you just got divorced a few years ago which cost a shit ton of money, now you go and get a 25 year old? She's gonna fucking drain you, do you really think she's into hanging around with your fat ass and staring at your harpoon scarred belly? He says fuck it, can you think of a better way to spend the money?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2020 11:52 PM (9Om/r)

595 True. But things had changed significantly even before photography arrived.

Posted by: Vendette at September 24, 2020 11:27 PM (hM0UJ)
Yes they had, and then the Regencyers realized that that compromising pose they were caught in was not only memorialized forever but the whole clan was about to read all about it.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 11:53 PM (KAi1n)

596 593
First unnamed Democrats were questioning Dianne Feinstein's competence to be the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee during the upcoming confirmation hearing for a new SCOTUS justice. Now her husband is being accused of using his influence to get otherwise-unqualified kids into UC-Berkeley.

=======

Holy smack, he's one of the ones in the expansion of Operation Varsity Blues?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 11:51 PM (G51Gf)


When things get to be this good, I get worried. It's not supposed to be this easy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:54 PM (sy5kK)

597 so whats burning?

Posted by: will pick a nic later at September 24, 2020 11:55 PM (GIeIM)

598 When things get to be this good, I get worried. It's not supposed to be this easy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2020 11:54 PM (sy5kK)

The media cone of silence has not yet descended on these matters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 24, 2020 11:55 PM (oqV6o)

599 Okay, just saw the video of Nadler defouling himself. LOL.

Musta been a horrific stench. You can almost see Pelosi's face skin droop down a few millimeters further.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

600 When things get to be this good, I get worried. It's not supposed to be this easy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


"The universe aligns with Mars...."

Posted by: Miklos, is it still the Age of Aquarius? No? at September 24, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

601 @579 garrett-I'm 52 yrs old 5'-9" 200 but its still muscle (thank God) so I've always packed around lbs which is why I preferred to OWN a steel bike. Racing nice S-Works Tarmacs on the road for a team or carbon Mt Bike for a weekend was one thing but IDGAF what anyone says them carbon frames have a shelf life.
Your right about 29-ers but I'm stubborn AF and mines a 26". Full suspension plus the 29" wheels in rough single track is insane.

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2020 11:56 PM (0jZnq)

602 As Satan is in an all fired big hurry, socialist stooges fear his wrath, and therefore their urgency appears insane. Given over to believe lies AND marching towards a utopia of desolation and death. They will find no safety or longevity. The mills of the gods grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine, so they will soon see/know.

Posted by: ron n. at September 24, 2020 11:56 PM (om5HK)

603 >>Okay, just saw the video of Nadler defouling himself. LOL.


That Fudge Sidle was unparalleled.

There's only one reason to move wih that much caution.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 11:56 PM (GYm0M)

604 Tough crowd tonight! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

605 garrett, PDT should declare Nadler's pants a Superfund site!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

606 so I walk into a bicycle discussion, like with pedals??


BRB and check to see if I'm lost again

Posted by: will pick a nic later at September 24, 2020 11:58 PM (GIeIM)

607 497 The Unitarian Church in downtown Louisville has announced that it is a sanctuary for rioters trying to evade the announced curfew.

The black people in the sanctuary have just kicked out all the white people.

Bonus points if they burn the church down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

Wait wait wait

There's a church where people are allowed to meet in large groups? and it's Unitarian??

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2020 11:58 PM (4tiP2)

608 Tough crowd tonight! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

No respect, I tell ya

*loosens collar*

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield at September 24, 2020 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

609 Buddy showed up with his 48 Harley last week. He has had it 40 years, has a side car we would get beer and go to the forest preserves a long time ago. Beautiful to look at and to hear, a son-of-a-bitch to keep tuned.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 11:58 PM (+ya+t)

610 Haven't they been playing the Northern Marianas for the "Made in USA" label at sub-mimimum wages for years?
Posted by: Fox2!


I thought that was Pelosi and her hubby ...

Posted by: Adriane the Law is an Ass Critic ... at September 24, 2020 11:58 PM (LPnfS)

611 "Hey, I'm looking for Congressman Nadler but can't find him anywhere. Can you help?"

"Just follow the smeary brown trail."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

612 Posted by: Slapweasel at September 24, 2020 11:04

Hey there. Glad to hear all is going better. Be well good friend. Give my best to your folks. You are doing an awesome job in taking care of them.

Posted by: Farmer at September 24, 2020 11:59 PM (LthQw)

613 Miklos, I give and give to these people! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

614 That Fudge Sidle was unparalleled.

There's only one reason to move wih that much caution.
Posted by: garrett


Oop Poop a Doo

Posted by: Jesse "Miklos" Hill at September 24, 2020 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

615 Miklos, or Betty Boop.
"Poop poop a doop!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2020 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

616
Under two hours for 600 comments?

Is someone brewing crack in that Keurig?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 12:00 AM (pNxlR)

617 >> Full suspension plus the 29" wheels in rough single track is insane.


It is CRAZY. The faster you push them, the more planted they feel.

It's absolutely nuts. Little weird to get used to being inside the wheels, rather than over them.

I still have my 26" Mach 4. Can't bear the thought of selling that one...but can't imagine I am gonna ride it too much.

We have some insane trails up here and that thing served me well. But this new 429 is just on another plane.

I am looking forward to a trip to the desert this fall/winter.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2020 12:00 AM (GYm0M)

618 "The universe aligns with Mars...."
Posted by: Miklos, is it still the Age of Aquarius? No?


Can you surry? Can you picnic?
oh oh ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thyme and Wine Critic ... at September 25, 2020 12:01 AM (LPnfS)

619 LOVE steel bikes. Nothing rides like a lightweight steel frame...but I tip the scales over 210 decked for a ride no matter how long I have been riding.

They don't last me long before I tear out a BB.

And they kick your ass compared to the fully sprung rigs of today. I'd love to be young enough to handle one of the Carbon 29 HTs that are out there these days.
------------
I have a bike I built back in 1988 sitting in my barn bianchi steel tube. Celeste green. C record components. A friend said I should donate it to a museum.

Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:01 AM (llGBY)

620 It would appear that not wearing a mask in Ohio is a Taser- ing offense



That chick in the white shorts can be on my team, took 3 officials to cuf her

Posted by: will pick a nic later at September 25, 2020 12:02 AM (GIeIM)

621 >>I have a bike I built back in 1988 sitting in my barn bianchi steel tube. Celeste green. C record components. A friend said I should donate it to a museum.


That is a beautiful bike and I am sure a collector would happily pony up good cash for one in cleaan shape. Vintage bikes have a pretty decent following and that is a dream bike for many.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2020 12:03 AM (GYm0M)

622 I was born too long ago and missed out...

Shauna Bishop, a former Sacramento County, California, sheriff's deputy who pleaded guilty to having sex with the 16-year-old son of her ex-boyfriend, has been sentenced to a year in jail.

Posted by: will pick a nic later at September 25, 2020 12:05 AM (GIeIM)

623
So, even though they are adjacent to each other, why are Guam and the Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands two separate territories? Mutual antagonism? CNMI thinks Guam is too tipsy? What gives?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 12:05 AM (pNxlR)

624 Buddy showed up with his 48 Harley last week. He has
had it 40 years, has a side car we would get beer and go to the forest
preserves a long time ago. Beautiful to look at and to hear, a
son-of-a-bitch to keep tuned.


Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2020 11:58 PM (+ya+t)

Man that has to be a thing of beauty. 1948 would make it a panhead with the springer front end. Unless its a flathead. Still, it would also be a thing of beauty. They are getting stooopid pricey, especially if it's an original sidecar. It should stay in tune for a while, you just have to adjust the points every so often.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 12:06 AM (9Om/r)

625 My favorite Nadler move was when he beat Schiff to the podium to give the closing at the impeachment. Somebody put it slo-mo and set it to the theme from Chariots of Fire. You see the disappointment on Schiff's face as he'sgetting cut out of making his impassioned crying closing argument. It's comedy gold.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 25, 2020 12:07 AM (jK8Z7)

626 That is a beautiful bike and I am sure a collector would happily pony up good cash for one in cleaan shape. Vintage bikes have a pretty decent following and that is a dream bike for many.
------/
I spent all the money I had at the time to build it. It was a great road bike for me for many years. I took it to the hotter than hell ride 3 years in a row before it became a race. Too many memories to let go. I'll let it collect dust a while longer.

Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:07 AM (llGBY)

627 Stupid prizes awarded in Hollywood, CA, it looks like ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thyme and Wine Critic ... at September 25, 2020 12:07 AM (LPnfS)

628 My last MTB was a GT Karakorum I bought in 1989. Primitive by today's standards, but I loved that thing. I hit 35 mph on a downhill in Chino hills state park. That was flying. Luckily I never crashed it.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 25, 2020 12:08 AM (HnUoF)

629 CNMI thinks Guam is too tipsy? What gives?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


FUN FACT


Before Guam gained self-governance in 1974, the last US appointed Governor was Foster Brooks

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at September 25, 2020 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

630 HAve read your comments for years. Good stuff
The real question is were you wearing a bra?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (axyOa)

No bra, and no panties, either. But I do have boxer shorts on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 12:09 AM (pNYG1)

631 I could be wrong and I'm too lazy to look it up, but I think Guam and Marianas had different colonial masters and we took them over after WW I.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 25, 2020 12:09 AM (jK8Z7)

632
Asked and answered

On December 8, 1941, hours after the attack on Pearl Harbor, Japanese forces from the Marianas launched an invasion of Guam. Chamorros from the Northern Marianas, which had been under Japanese rule for more than 20 years, were brought to Guam to assist the Japanese administration. This, combined with the harsh treatment of Guamanian Chamorros during the 31-month occupation, created a rift that would become the main reason Guamanians rejected the reunification referendum approved by the Northern Marianas in the 1960s.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 12:10 AM (pNxlR)

633 >> I'll let it collect dust a while longer.


At least clean it up and hang it on the wall so you can look at it! I regret every nice bike I ever sold.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2020 12:10 AM (D0uHv)

634 I have 2 nice mountain bikes sitting next to it also collecting dust. I road those off road in Monterey for a decade. All through the Ventanas wilderness and Yosemite sierras.
I ride a f350 now instead.

Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:10 AM (llGBY)

635 No bra, and no panties, either. But I do have boxer shorts on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


And a protective cup, 'cause ONT.

Posted by: Miklos, paratis animis opibusque at September 25, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

636 Evening horde. Thank you all for the prayers. Mrs Kim is home from the hospital feeling much better.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 24, 2020 11:26 PM (0OmEj)

Excellent news!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 12:10 AM (pNYG1)

637 @619 DrC-The last all steel road bike I had built was by Roland Della Santa in 1990. He built Greg LeMonds frames when he rode for Huffy. He got my frame done in record time because I kept him supplied with Dominos Pizzas and Hustler magazines while building it. He's Italian and I put Shimano on that bike and you'd have thought I kicked him in the nuts. He always busted my balls for not putting Campy on it. I still have that bike and my last rigid frame mountain bike is a steel Murray designed VooDoo. Still have that too. Both "museum" pieces for sure.

Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2020 12:13 AM (0jZnq)

638 They shoulda bought the 'vette.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 24, 2020 11:40 PM (QzJWU)

Better market for used 'vettes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 12:13 AM (pNYG1)

639 So, even though they are adjacent to each other, why are Guam and the Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands two separate territories? Mutual antagonism? CNMI thinks Guam is too tipsy? What gives?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 12:05 AM (pNxlR)


We got Guam from Spain in 1896 and NMI after WWII, so Guam was already a territory distinct from NMI.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2020 12:13 AM (d/5jB)

640 You wouldn't like these bikes Garrett. They live in Texas.

Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:13 AM (llGBY)

641 635

And a protective cup, 'cause ONT.

Posted by: Miklos, paratis animis opibusque at September 25, 2020 12:10 AM



My people call it a 'codpiece'...

Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2020 12:13 AM (HWIXi)

642 He got my frame done in record time because I kept him supplied with Dominos Pizzas and Hustler magazines while building it.
Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2020 12:13 AM (0jZnq)



This is the secret to getting things done in America, not some white privilege nonsense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 12:15 AM (sy5kK)

643 >>my last rigid frame mountain bike is a steel Murray designed VooDoo.


Damn. I had a Murray built Kona.

Copper fade with a yellow Judy SL on it.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2020 12:15 AM (D0uHv)

644 My people call it a 'codpiece'...
Posted by: Zettai


Hard to get pudding in a cod.

*de gustibus non disputandem*

Posted by: Miklos, which ids not to say impossible at September 25, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

645 >>They live in Texas.


Well, I do make one exception for the Big Bend area. You can actually find good riding there!

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2020 12:15 AM (D0uHv)

646 Tomorrow is national drive your tractor to school day

Posted by: will pick a nic later at September 25, 2020 12:16 AM (GIeIM)

647
When has pizza and pron NOT been an acceptable answer?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 12:16 AM (sy5kK)

648 I still have that bike and my last rigid frame mountain bike is a steel Murray designed VooDoo. Still have that too. Both "museum" pieces for sure.
--------
My roommate helped me build them. He was a category 3 racer and rode a custom eisentrout(sp?) It was quite a ride. I'm sure it too is a relic now.

Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:17 AM (llGBY)

649
When things get to be this good, I get worried. It's not supposed to be this easy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

=========

Maybe it's just decades of corruption chickens. They had to either come home to roost or (whatever the alternative is).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2020 12:17 AM (G51Gf)

650 When has pizza and pron NOT been an acceptable answer?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


When the beer was Milwaukee's Beast.

Posted by: Budget minded Miklos at September 25, 2020 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

651 When has pizza and pron NOT been an acceptable answer?





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 12:16 AM (sy5kK)


Pizza and booze always worked in the harley shops. Well, the independent shops anyway, not the dealer fags. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 12:18 AM (9Om/r)

652 OK Horde, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all don't burn the place down, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 25, 2020 12:19 AM (HaL55)

653 Man that has to be a thing of beauty. 1948 would make it a panhead with
the springer front end. Unless its a flathead. Still, it would also be a
thing of beauty. They are getting stooopid pricey, especially if it's
an original sidecar. It should stay in tune for a while, you just have
to adjust the points every so often.

I don't know much about bikes (one of my great regrets) All I know it's an exciting ride on the expressway. I think the sidecar is original. Love those old bikes, but those guys carried a tool roll.

Posted by: dartist at September 25, 2020 12:20 AM (+ya+t)

654 I don't have much Mountain Bike experience. We "built" our proto-BMX bikes (well before the first BMX bike ever hit the market) from Schwinn Singray frames, S-2 wheels, paperboy bike front hubs and other parts selected for strength and durability.

Weight wasn't an issue, because lightweight parts simply didn't exist for such in the early '70s.

But the first speeding ticket I ever got was on a Styer 10 speed in 1974. Downhill on Linda Vista Boulevard, headin' towards Old Town and Point Loma, beyond.

42mph in a 40 zone. Chickenshit ticket you say?

Well, yeah. But I did pass the motorcycle cop on the right hand side, and I think he felt honor bound to send me to the chair.

Which featured in a movie, a decade or so later.

(went to juvie court with Moms, got ass chewed by judge, and "dismissed".)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 12:20 AM (QzJWU)

655

Alright, all you 'raincoat' wearers...


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3crd7ax

Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2020 12:20 AM (HWIXi)

656 Well, I do make one exception for the Big Bend area. You can actually find good riding there!
--------
You can ride well on my ranch. Bring your bike and I'll show you around. I also have good beef and a 700m target range. And large mouth bass in the ponds-but they taste like pig shit.

Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:20 AM (llGBY)

657 "My favorite Nadler move was when he beat Schiff to the podium to give the closing at the impeachment. Somebody put it slo-mo and set it to the theme from Chariots of Fire. You see the disappointment on Schiff's face as he's getting cut out of making his impassioned crying closing argument. It's comedy gold."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 25, 2020 12:07 AM (jK8Z7)
_________________________

I've nevet seen a person of size move that fast before.

Posted by: fly gal at September 25, 2020 12:20 AM (uGie0)

658 When has pizza and pron NOT been an acceptable answer?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Prizes at a Little Miss Cute Toddler Contest ?

Posted by: Adriane the Hairspray Critic ... at September 25, 2020 12:21 AM (LPnfS)

659 @643 garrett-My roommate when I lived in Reno, NV was sponsored by Kona and rode their titanium He-Hei which was a Murray. Thats what prompted me to grab the VooDoo. Best single track, and just awesome all around handling bike.

Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2020 12:21 AM (0jZnq)

660 So, even though they are adjacent to each other, why are Guam and the Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands two separate territories? Mutual antagonism? CNMI thinks Guam is too tipsy? What gives?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 12:0

Shhh, next thing you know they will want to make them states along w/ DC and PR. Dem Senate forever is the goal.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2020 12:22 AM (LthQw)

661 When has pizza and pron NOT been an acceptable answer?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 12:16 AM (sy5kK)


I would hazard when the question is, "Why is the sofa both sticky and greasy?"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2020 12:23 AM (WyVLE)

662 O my. "the state broadcast quoted the woman as saying she received 17 cents for around every two pounds she recycled"

Posted by: Gilded at September 25, 2020 12:23 AM (BRkq2)

663 My favorite Nadler move was when he beat Schiff to
the podium to give the closing at the impeachment. Somebody put it
slo-mo and set it to the theme from Chariots of Fire. You see the
disappointment on Schiff's face as he'sgetting cut out of making his
impassioned crying closing argument. It's comedy gold.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 25, 2020 12:07 AM (jK8Z7)

That was during the Q and A part. If you watch it without embellishment Schiff can be clearly heard saying, "Jerry, Jerry" as fails to get Nadler to step to the podium to answer the question Roberts had just asked on behalf of a senator. Even everyone else at the Dem table was like, "Oh, no" and there was an audible gasp from the rest of the room.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2020 12:23 AM (hM0UJ)

664 >>My roommate when I lived in Reno, NV was sponsored by Kona and rode their titanium He-Hei which was a Murray.


I had a Columbus Steel that was basically the Hei-Hei geometry. Little longer and more aggressive in the top tube.

That thing was a dream to ride and you could get air off of anything at all. No problem. That guy was way ahead of everyone for a few years there.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2020 12:23 AM (D0uHv)

665 to stop Nadler

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2020 12:23 AM (hM0UJ)

666 Testing

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2020 12:24 AM (hM0UJ)

667 Biden Harris

Posted by: Gilded at September 25, 2020 12:24 AM (BRkq2)

668 Didn't Guam tip over?

Posted by: dartist at September 25, 2020 12:24 AM (+ya+t)

669 If I ever get down to Texas, I might take you up on that, Dr.

I love to ride and I love to shoot. Also, Beef is good food.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2020 12:24 AM (D0uHv)

670 @572 First unnamed Democrats were questioning Dianne Feinstein's competence to be the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee during the upcoming confirmation hearing for a new SCOTUS justice. Now her husband is being accused of using his influence to get otherwise-unqualified kids into UC-Berkeley.


------------------------

It probably doesn't help that most of the state's Dems are pissed off at her because she changed her mind at the last minute and ran for her Senate seat again, thereby screwing up all of the carefully laid plans of the Bay Area Dems who thought that they were going to finally get a chance to advance up the political ladder.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2020 12:25 AM (PTw5h)

671
Good news! There is a now dormant website in the CNMI called Saipan Sucks. It is mentioned and linked here --

https://tinyurl.com/y5azecuf


One of Saipan Sucks's sections lists "entries" to a "slogan contest." The first prize for the winner is "no round trip ticket to Saipan."

Some of the "entries": "Welcome to Saipan -- We Make Guam Look Real Good."

"Welcome to Saipan -- Striving for Mediocrity."

"Welcome to Saipan -- We Apologize in Advance."

"Welcome to Saipan -- Where America's nightmares begin."

"Welcome to Saipan -- We accept food stamps."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 12:25 AM (pNxlR)

672 658 When has pizza and pron NOT been an acceptable answer?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Prizes at a Little Miss Cute Toddler Contest ?
Posted by: Adriane the Hairspray Critic ... at September 25, 2020 12:21 AM (LPnfS)

THAT is very wrong.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 12:25 AM (cI3Q7)

673 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3crd7ax

Posted by: Zettai


Well, it was either sell to the Vietnamese or into the recycling bin.

Posted by: Mklos, ribbing for your pleasure at September 25, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

674 @648 DrC-When I won the 2004 California state/district championship I was a Cat 2. The USCF bumped me up to Cat 1 ten years later. Not that I cared but it was a bit odd. You'd a thunk they would have done years earlier.

Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2020 12:27 AM (0jZnq)

675 Wait until the reality of loss of tax revenue sinks in. All that crap going on in the CHOP area and it never occurred to the genius democrats that normal people were going to get out of Dodge. They can make up for the lost tax revenue by collecting more taxes from the protestors.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)



They'll be okay when the crops from CHAZ are ready to harvest.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 25, 2020 12:27 AM (I8FKK)

676 Give us a chance Garrett. I bet you will see the light.

Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:28 AM (llGBY)

677 If Nadler had had his digestive malfunction while testifying in court, would that make it "A Shart in the Dock"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 12:30 AM (pNYG1)

678 Check out those chicks on the viral vids going nuts about people going to vote for Trump. They got the crazy eye, I tell ya.

And I know the crazy eye.

Posted by: BJ Clinton - Horndog Emeritus at September 25, 2020 12:30 AM (doAIC)

679 They'll be okay when the crops from CHAZ are ready to harvest.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 25, 2020 12:27 AM (I8FKK)

Wow! Long time!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 12:31 AM (pNYG1)

680 JROD. I rode in a couple of actual races. They were a little rough for me. Like playing street basketball at 25mph. Too many elbows. I decided to stick to rides and cruising. Never was ranked.

Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:31 AM (llGBY)

681 Talk to you guys later. Headed out for an evening group ride that I'm late too. Fast paced 22 miles for guys that have to work during the day. 45-50 minutes going ballistic, 90 minutes of bullshitting in a parking lot. : )

Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2020 12:31 AM (0jZnq)

682 Goodnight Mrs. Calabash wherever you are.

Posted by: dartist at September 25, 2020 12:32 AM (+ya+t)

683 Shhh, next thing you know they will want to make them states along w/ DC and PR. Dem Senate forever is the goal.
Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2020 12:22 AM (LthQw)


They don't mention Guam as a state because it votes R.


Much like when they bitch about Wyoming having 2 Senators, the same as California, they never mention Vermont with almost the same population as Wyoming.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 25, 2020 12:33 AM (I8FKK)

684
A regular guy in Texas who is supporting Trump.

I am confident there are a lot of people similar to this.

Good news of the day. A bit salty but real. I'll take real.

https://tinyurl.com/yxrgbwg2

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 12:33 AM (sy5kK)

685
They'll be okay when the crops from CHAZ are ready to harvest.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper


I eagerly await the CHAZ / CHOP Tourism Bureau's brochure that will announce the dates of their Fall Harvest Festival.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 12:34 AM (pNxlR)

686 Well I think Japan got Saipan as part of its WWI reward - German Pacific territories. Guam had been part of the Spanish Empire, and I believe we got it after 1898.

That's why Saipan was the first Japanese territory, with civilians, we invaded in WWII. The Gilberts and Marshalls were also part of Japan's WWI winnings, but only military and related (construction workers, mostly impressed Koreans) were in those sparsely populated islands, apart from the natives.

Was in a museum once where they had displayed an invoice from the Japanese Army to a rice farmer in Saipan during the war, text on the exhibit said "occupied Saipan". I jokingly pointed out the error to a docent, who loved it, and said he'd talk to the curator.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2020 12:35 AM (OTzUX)

687 Assuming I ever was in a situation where CNN could try to serve me up a dish of white guilt, I guarantee you it wouldn't be thrown out at the angle shown in the diagram.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 25, 2020 12:35 AM (doAIC)

688 Hey garrett and DrC. If you dont know about it already check out Keirin Racing in Japan. Always wanted to give that a shot. Check it out on YT, insane sh*t.

Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2020 12:35 AM (0jZnq)

689 i wasn't *really* in the military...

20 years, 11 months and some *very* odd days with the CA ARNG, minus a couple withe the USAR.

it was more like belonging to the world's largest military re-enactment organization, given how obsolete our equipment was.

the scars and the physical damage to what's left of my body are the same as serving that long on AD though, even if the VA won't admit it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 25, 2020 12:38 AM (V82u9)

690 Dianne Feinstein?????

Did not she precede the RBG? I might be a tad behind on current events but the Democrat's have a habit of propping up dead people in their ranks.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 12:39 AM (u1WYs)

691 I'm too tired for you all. Someone remind me tomorrow that I wrote the ONT or something.

Posted by: Gingy at September 25, 2020 12:40 AM (0Us8J)

692
690 Dianne Feinstein?????

Did not she precede the RBG? I might be a tad behind on current events but the Democrat's have a habit of propping up dead people in their ranks.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 12:39 AM (u1WYs)


Nope, still on this side of the sod.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 12:40 AM (pNxlR)

693 677 If Nadler had had his digestive malfunction while testifying in court, would that make it "A Shart in the Dock"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 12:30 AM (pNYG1)

Those were the original lyrics.

Posted by: Bon Jovi at September 25, 2020 12:41 AM (K4I9O)

694 500 Air Force. Space Systems Operations and Analysis 1975-1981
Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 11:20 PM (qyH+l)

Space Force before there was even a Space Force! Niiiice.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 25, 2020 12:41 AM (e1mEI)

695 Take care, Gingy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Moving B Hard Critic ... at September 25, 2020 12:41 AM (LPnfS)

696 Propping up??

Yeah, I've got that problem too. Dang shame.

Posted by: BJ Clinton - Horndog Emeritus at September 25, 2020 12:41 AM (doAIC)

697 I'm too tired for you all. Someone remind me tomorrow that I wrote the ONT or something.

Posted by: Gingy at September 25, 2020 12:40 AM (0Us8J)

You haven't tossed WeirdDave in the lake yet.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2020 12:41 AM (hM0UJ)

698 Hola mi amigos!

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 25, 2020 12:41 AM (Jzz++)

699 Who's up first here on Sunday (I can't remember) and are we going to start the day with Pelosi's "Good morning, Sunday morning" glitch out? Would be classic.

Posted by: Gilded at September 25, 2020 12:42 AM (BRkq2)

700 Joe Biden's Teleprompter
@JbTeleprompter
We had an unwanted visitor in the studio today.

twitter.com/JbTeleprompter/status/1307364781201002497

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2020 12:42 AM (HzNRy)

701
Gingy, great job tonight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 12:43 AM (sy5kK)

702 So,

she still has a pulse....and mounds of hair...must be using Nancy's solon....her dermatologist/plastic surgeon as well.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 12:44 AM (u1WYs)

703 In 1977 I bought an old Schwinn middleweight (S7) girl's bike, expressly for rolling down the fire roads in the Puente Hills here in So Cal. There was no such thing as a mountain bike then. It was so much fun that I bought a new Spitfire with the 12 gauge spokes and balloon tires. I tricked it out with thorn proof tubes, BMX pedals, and grips, and a bolt on front brake. I was having a blast with that thing, and I tried a bunch of times to get some of my surfing buddies to go "hill diving" as I used to call it. I was telling them that doing this was damn near as fun as surfing. This was about the same time that the guys up in the bay area started building klunkers to ride the hills up there. None of my surfing pals would listen. I was up there alone having the time of my life. It was my own secret sport. For a while anyway.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 25, 2020 12:45 AM (HnUoF)

704 703

Fine story of youth's free time well spent.....nod

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 12:48 AM (u1WYs)

705 Hola mi amigos!
Posted by: Pete Bog


Buenos nachos, compatible peripheral!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2020 12:49 AM (HzNRy)

706 46 Had some roasted duck this evening.

Oh my! Haven't had that in years...mmmmm

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 12:51 AM (rt0xh)

707 705

I'll see your peso....and raise you 2 dollar American......

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 12:51 AM (u1WYs)

708
This business has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and the left will be lucky to live though it.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2020 12:53 AM (KATBx)

709 48 I moved not long ago. JFC it never ends, there is always another box to pack on the front end and always another to unpack at the other end.

As a AF Brat I think moving got in my blood...I have changed domicile at least 3 dozen times since moving away from the parental units. I have been stationary since 2004. Hopefully never again

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 12:54 AM (rt0xh)

710 708

To your word......sir.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 12:54 AM (u1WYs)

711 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2020 12:54 AM (L2ZTs)

712 I suppose everyone's run off to set their bins at the kerb...

Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2020 12:55 AM (HWIXi)

713 I'm having some trouble keeping score. Do we like Crenshaw or have we determined he's just playing us?

Posted by: Emmie at September 24, 2020 10:46 PM (4JM5Y)

I am leaning toward he is playing us.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2020 12:55 AM (nAiE/)

714 Can I just say I love me some stovetop stuffing! (earlier threads I know but just logged on for my day)

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 12:56 AM (rt0xh)

715 711

nigh Steve....stay longer next time...we enjoy your company.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 12:57 AM (u1WYs)

716 This business has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and the left will be lucky to live though it.


Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2020 12:53 AM (KATBx)

I'm kind of hoping they don't actually.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 12:59 AM (9Om/r)

717 Was in a museum once where they had displayed an invoice from the Japanese Army to a rice farmer in Saipan during the war, text on the exhibit said "occupied Saipan". I jokingly pointed out the error to a docent, who loved it, and said he'd talk to the curator.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2020 12:35

Good for you. I really appreciate any visitors who can correct or contribute to our displays. Stop by if you ever pass thru N IL.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2020 01:00 AM (LthQw)

718 716

"clink"

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 01:00 AM (u1WYs)

719 Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:12 PM (gPZ9i)

Are you related to the former Mayors of Chicago?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 01:01 AM (rt0xh)

720 Can I just say I love me some stovetop stuffing! (earlier threads I know but just logged on for my day)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 12:56 AM (rt0xh)

Stovetop stuffing can lead to crispy buns, for the stuffee, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 01:01 AM (pNYG1)

721 This business has gotten out of control. It has gotten out of control and the left will be lucky to live though it.




Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2020 12:53 AM (KATBx)

I'm kind of hoping they don't actually.


Only kinda? Was at dinner with some friends tonight, where the Chilean option was discussed. Only drawbacks pointed out were a possible large increase in the shark population and the high cost of helicopter fuel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 01:02 AM (SchxB)

722 I'm kind of hoping they don't actually.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Can't escape human folly that devolves into madness. It's a permanent feature.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2020 01:02 AM (HzNRy)

723 Some enterprising Moron needs to sneak in to where RBG lies in repose rotting, and stick a TRUMP/PENCE 2020 bumper sticker on the foot of her casket.

I nominate the Lurking Lurker what Lurks at Midnight.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Cut. Jib. Newsletter!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 01:03 AM (rt0xh)

724 Only drawbacks pointed out were a possible large increase in the shark population and the high cost of helicopter fuel.

helium filled ballon lawn chairs >> helicopters

Posted by: Adriane the Green Aviation Critic ... at September 25, 2020 01:04 AM (LPnfS)

725 I can't be the only one that thinks RBG is not in the casket and already has been buried, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2020 01:05 AM (HzNRy)

726 676 Give us a chance Garrett. I bet you will see the light.
Posted by: DrC at September 25, 2020 12:28 AM (llGBY)

We talking about tits still?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 01:06 AM (cI3Q7)

727 helium filled ballon lawn chairs >> helicopters
Posted by: Adriane the Green Aviation Critic ... at September 25, 2020 01:04 AM (LPnfS)

There is a critical shortage of helium right now; they aren't making any more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 01:07 AM (pNYG1)

728 I can't be the only one that thinks RBG is not in the casket and already has been buried, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop


When she sits up and sings 'It's a Small World After All" then we'll know ...

Posted by: Adriane the House of Mouse Conspiracy Theory Critic ... at September 25, 2020 01:07 AM (LPnfS)

729 When she sits up and sings 'It's a Small World After All" then we'll know ...
Posted by: Adriane the House of Mouse Conspiracy Theory Critic


As long as it isn't Dancing Queen I'll allow it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2020 01:09 AM (HzNRy)

730 It seems silly to stop making Helium. A lot of uses for the stuff. Forced scarcity. I guess we are still working through the blimp stockpile?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 01:09 AM (cI3Q7)

731 48 I moved not long ago. JFC it never ends, there is
always another box to pack on the front end and always another to
unpack at the other end.



As a AF Brat I think moving got in my blood...I have changed
domicile at least 3 dozen times since moving away from the parental
units. I have been stationary since 2004. Hopefully never again

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 12:54 AM (rt0xh)

If I buy this house I'm looking at, and I most likely will, my move will only be 2-3 miles away, and it will blow extreme ass. Moving my garage alone would be like preparing for a large scale invasion. The new place will be amazing, but I think the next year of my life is going to be hell on earth between moving and then setting all that stuff up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:09 AM (9Om/r)

732 There is a critical shortage of helium right now; they aren't making any more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Harpy Eagles in formation?

Posted by: Adriane the National Geographic Conspiracy Theory Critic ... at September 25, 2020 01:10 AM (LPnfS)

733 Given the "sub-par" anti-Americans on the streets tonight....I'm trading in all of my paintball guns for....well actual GUNS!!!!

Just kidding....I've been loaded for bear since that POS Obama took office....with ampersands ammo.

Bring it you clowns....bring it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 01:10 AM (u1WYs)

734 155 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

Thanks kb, my weakness!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 01:10 AM (rt0xh)

735 ..Only kinda? Was at dinner with some friends tonight, where the Chilean option was discussed. Only drawbacks pointed out were a possible large increase in the shark population and the high cost of helicopter fuel.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 01:02 AM



Sikorsky Jolly Greens and Boeing Chinooks.

You can easily on-load about 100 passengers, and RTB with the original three flight-crew and six "management" crew necessary as to un-lading the helicopter while in flight.

Fuel costs decrease with efficiency, you see.

A lesser Blackhawk 'copter might only offload about twenty, and at only about a 20% fuel saving.

Fly the Big Birds, and save.

Or if you're into volume.

Fly the C-5 galaxy, palletize the bastards, and use parachute in-flight extraction.

Bonus if you do it from about 18,000 ft. Just enough to make 'em woozy, but not enough to make 'em un-aware.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

736 I can't be the only one that thinks RBG is not in the casket and already has been buried, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2020 01:05 AM (HzNRy)

Unrelated: "Noted Virginia taxidermist goes missing."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 01:11 AM (pNYG1)

737 Some enterprising Moron needs to sneak in to where RBG lies in repose rotting, and stick a TRUMP/PENCE 2020 bumper sticker on the foot of her casket.
I nominate the Lurking Lurker what Lurks at Midnight.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

What's up w/ the left going on for days like w/ McCain?

They are exploiting the dead and that is sad and disgusting. *spit*

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2020 01:13 AM (LthQw)

738 I'm willing to allow the left the option of changing political philosophy in order to remain in my country, after their resounding defeat.

If they refuse the one time offer, then they may take what assets are easily portable and GTFO, never to return.
Another refusal will result in forced deportation. Where to will be decided just prior to loading on the boxcars.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2020 01:13 AM (KATBx)

739 It seems silly to stop making Helium. A lot of uses for the stuff. Forced scarcity. I guess we are still working through the blimp stockpile?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 01:09 AM (cI3Q7)

I was kidding. It's a naturally-occurring element. But the wells in Texas that produced it, as a minor constituent of natural gas, are largely depleted, I think. So there is concern about long-term supplies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 01:14 AM (pNYG1)

740 We talking about tits still?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 01:06 AM (cI3Q7)


Don't we always?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:14 AM (9Om/r)

741 Another refusal will result in forced deportation. Where to will be decided just prior to loading on the boxcars.


Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2020 01:13 AM (KATBx)

I think you misspelled helicopters.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:16 AM (9Om/r)

742 Don't we always?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:14 AM (9Om/r)

I know. I was more referring to coaxing garrett back to the A->B side of things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 01:16 AM (cI3Q7)

743 Peg RBG's actual REAL last public appearance sans MSM covert cover? Cuz they do this shit now...cuz they MSM

Yeah she was probably worm food at least 3 weeks ago Cuz MSM and the left do lie them some lying.

And her dying wish.....like I just won the Lottery.....

yesum...MMM.MMM.MMM

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 01:20 AM (u1WYs)

744 Candidly, I can't see any way to co-exist with the left now. The only commonality is we are carbon based life forms, all else is antithetical.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2020 01:20 AM (KATBx)

745 Jet A is selling for just over a dollar a gallon now -- down substantially from this time a year ago!

Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2020 01:21 AM (HWIXi)

746 Dude. Duck fat is ambrosia.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I've never had it, but it seems to be used frequently by chefs on Food Network.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2020 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

French Fries in duck fat are to die for!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 01:24 AM (rt0xh)

747 Candidly, I can't see any way to co-exist with the left now. The only
commonality is we are carbon based life forms, all else is antithetical.
---

I think they'd be a lot easier to live with if they weren't convinced we were committed to living with them.

Posted by: Methos at September 25, 2020 01:25 AM (kOpft)

748 202 Darn it. It's "Back door relief. It's not good, but it's tight."
Still funny.
Posted by: Joe Biden (BLR 2012) at September 24, 2020 10:29 PM (RVcmP)

Maybe to some it is....

Posted by: the Chicken at September 25, 2020 01:26 AM (rt0xh)

749 If I buy this house I'm looking at, and I most
likely will, my move will only be 2-3 miles away, and it will blow
extreme ass. Moving my garage alone would be like preparing for a large
scale invasion. The new place will be amazing, but I think the next year
of my life is going to be hell on earth between moving and then setting
all that stuff up.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:09 AM (9Om/r)

I've done short moves twice (one that was about 6 blocks and another that was about 10 miles). By the end I gave up on packing stuff properly and discarding things that I didn't need and was just throwing things into boxes.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2020 01:26 AM (hM0UJ)

750 ..French Fries in duck fat are to die for!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 01:24 AM (rt0xh)



I'll see your fries, and raise you Irish twice-baked potatoes, cooked by a native Belfast lass.

Advantage, me. I've had her here in captivity since '06, dontcha know.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

751 Well, I am kind of tired already, so I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2020 01:28 AM (pNYG1)

752 330 Apex predator:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1309205337338261505

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmD_HcOcfU

Posted by: the Chicken at September 25, 2020 01:30 AM (rt0xh)

753 ..Candidly, I can't see any way to co-exist with the left now. The only commonality is we are carbon based life forms, all else is antithetical.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2020 01:20 AM (KATBx)



Dignity Canals need being dug.

Zekyolent Green. It's the modern day Purina Prisoner Chow.

And so the cycle continues.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

754 Foie gras was mandatory on Iron Chef.

Fukui-san!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 25, 2020 01:32 AM (vuisn)

755 744
Dear sir,

I pray for not a war within our country again, yet it is apparent that there are forces arrayed against the Republic.
And they have raised their own flags to challenge us THUS and in the streets of our homes. And raise violence against us for their aberrant cause to destroy the Republic.

Then let us meet them accordingly....without fear and knowing we are once again fighting for the Republic.



Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 01:32 AM (u1WYs)

756 The Regency period in England was 1811-1820. George III had gone mad, so his son was the Regent until Farmer George died.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2020 01:35 AM (vICdG)

757 Great job, Gingy!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2020 01:36 AM (vICdG)

758
French Fries in duck fat are to die for!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 01:24 AM (rt0xh)


I'll see your fries, and raise you Irish twice-baked potatoes, cooked by a native Belfast lass.

Advantage, me. I've had her here in captivity since '06, dontcha know.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

========

Wasn't I on here talking about food last night? Yes, yes I was.

Meyer lemons from my grandma's very happy tree. She gathers them off the ground and squeezes them, and I have a good gallon of pure, strained juice in my freezer. Just made the most intense lemonade ever. Actually it's not lemonade because I didn't add water; just juice and sugar. It'll calm my stomach down and put me right to sleep.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2020 01:39 AM (G51Gf)

759 Tis time. Feeling a bit sorry for myself tonight, another day of being reminded of the hole in our lives that Lizzie left.

She was my shadow, and simply going about the everyday routines brings the bittersweet reminders of what we lost.

And that is enough maudlin meandering about a dog. Goodnite, good people, be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2020 01:39 AM (KATBx)

760 I've done short moves twice (one that was about 6
blocks and another that was about 10 miles). By the end I gave up on
packing stuff properly and discarding things that I didn't need and was
just throwing things into boxes.


Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2020 01:26 AM (hM0UJ)

Yeah in my case it will be moving 3 businesses worth of tools. The garage is like part harley shop, part machine shop. There is a lot of heavy stuff. I'll need to get somebody that specializes in moving machines. Then there is all the woodworking stuff, which is contractor tools and guitar building tools. Then you got the music gear which is whole another order of intelligence, because I got enough to pack the stage at Wacken, and I'm not kidding. Packing properly for the rest of the house just isn't going to happen. I got a feeling I'm going to moving clothes in piles of plastic bags, and shoveling shit wholesale into boxes. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:40 AM (9Om/r)

761 I think they'd be a lot easier to live with if they weren't convinced we were committed to living with them.
Posted by: Methos at September 25, 2020 01:25 AM (kOpft)

I agree. There's been a mem going around this week:

The Left: "There will be WAR if we not get our way!!!"
The Right: "Alright, we accept."
The Left: ?!?!?!?
The Right: "We accept your terms. War it is."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2020 01:41 AM (V2Yro)

762 I got a feeling I'm going to moving clothes in piles of plastic bags, and shoveling shit wholesale into boxes. lol

Every move I've ever done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 01:42 AM (SchxB)

763 "Or anything mentioning just how much Neil Young sucks ass"

Neil Young could suck the awkward mo(ve)ment out of Jerry "Curry Hurry" Nadler's ass.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 25, 2020 01:42 AM (E4S6/)

764 ..I got a feeling I'm going to moving clothes in piles of plastic bags, and shoveling shit wholesale into boxes. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:40 AM (9Om/r)



You're just going to have to go Berserker on it all.

Not that you'd know anything about going Berserker or the like. Nope, nuh-uh. Just another calm, civilized, unassuming ewok are you.

Riiiggggghhhttt.


/Cosby


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

765
Apex predator:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1309205337338261505

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmD_HcOcfU
Posted by: the Chicken

=======

The War Turtle!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2020 01:45 AM (G51Gf)

766

Only kinda? Was at dinner with some friends tonight, where the Chilean option was discussed. Only drawbacks pointed out were a possible large increase in the shark population and the high cost of helicopter fuel.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 01:02 AM (SchxB)


Hey Blanco, a shark's gotta eat, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 01:48 AM (sy5kK)

767
I got a feeling I'm going to moving clothes in piles of plastic bags, and shoveling shit wholesale into boxes. lol

Every move I've ever done.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 01:42 AM (SchxB)
\My problem is I should have moved every so often and upgraded along the way, but nooo. I stayed in the same house for 30 years, and little by little filled it. There is no real junk, there is just no more room unless I build an addition to the house or garage. Not worth it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:48 AM (9Om/r)

768 Finally.

Gingy can do another ONT, and we'll be the better for it.

Having spent a few day with clan Weird Dave from Baltimore to Tyler, TX, and then herself driving me home to Galveston?

She's more well-read in history than most of us, and that includes YOU. Me, too.

A brain like a switchblade in the bargain.

The Clan Weird Dave will be at the Texas Mo Meet.

Son Weird Dave might challenge some of your Snark Fu. You have been warned.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

769

And to think that a month from now, I'll be in Texas, lying and making excuses to some of the finest people around.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 01:53 AM (sy5kK)

770 515 14 or so years on this site and I get called a troll today. I'll never make the top ten poster list but I thought there was a rule about this.

To be fair, I'm an EMT/Art/Rant regular and I was venturing into the afternoon crowd.
Posted by: IP at September 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gPZ9i)

Did you make a comment that could have been taken as trollish?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2020 11:23 PM (pNYG1)

One cannot speak so clearly as to not be misunderstood -Karl Popper

Posted by: the Chicken at September 25, 2020 01:53 AM (rt0xh)

771 You're just going to have to go Berserker on it all.



Not that you'd know anything about going Berserker or the like.
Nope, nuh-uh. Just another calm, civilized, unassuming ewok are you.



Riiiggggghhhttt.





/Cosby





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

Its going to be an epic pain in the ass. I was dreading this day for the last 10 years because I knew it was going to happen eventually. Every time I looked in the garage I would say if I ever move I'm going to be ass fucked with sand. Getting that frigging roadrunner was the straw that broke the camel's back. It took up a big chunk of the garage and you can't work in it unless you move the car. I can't even get the harley out unless I move the car. It killed the garage dead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:54 AM (9Om/r)

772
Re He. Second most abundant element in the universe, but very rare on earth, because it's so light it easily escapes the atmosphere back into space. We get it out of the deep ground, along with oil and natural gas.

There is some dispute on where this helium comes from. Many geologists think it comes from radioactive decay (beta particles, which are helium nuclei), but others think it is primordial.

At any rate, the US is the biggest helium producer in the world, and we had a strategic helium reserve. THey passed something that would sell that off (for the money) a while back.

At any rate, supply is drying up. Demand was abated by the lockdowns, turns out, and the helium supply crunch has lessened for now. There are critical needs for helium, such a superconducting MRI magnets and other scientific needs.

The price got high enough that many of these users started installing very expensive reclamation systems to capture and re-liquefy the He that boiled off of their systems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2020 01:54 AM (f1Vqw)

773 My problem is I should have moved every so often and upgraded along the
way, but nooo. I stayed in the same house for 30 years, and little by
little filled it. There is no real junk, there is just no more room
unless I build an addition to the house or garage. Not worth it.


Last place was 20 years in one spot that had been planned as a 5 year stop. Accumulated way too much crap. Moved most of it myself a pickup truck load at a time over about 6 months. Still needed movers to come in with their biggest truck at the end.

Now, 3 months later, still finding stuff in random boxes. Did get the clothes out of plastic bags. Once I ran out of bags it was time to actually do laundry.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 01:55 AM (SchxB)

774 Hell,

Just a BBQ with Jim? Is that too much to ask for?

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 01:57 AM (u1WYs)

775 Last place was 20 years in one spot that had been
planned as a 5 year stop. Accumulated way too much crap. Moved most of
it myself a pickup truck load at a time over about 6 months. Still
needed movers to come in with their biggest truck at the end.

Now,
3 months later, still finding stuff in random boxes. Did get the
clothes out of plastic bags. Once I ran out of bags it was time to
actually do laundry.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 01:55 AM (SchxB)

Good god, you are laying out perfectly my road ahead. I won't have 6 months though, because I have to buy the new place before I sell the old place, so the old place can't linger because no way am I going to be able to pay a 3-400K mortgage for an extended period while I wait around to sell the old place. The old place is paid off, but the property taxes are $800 a month, because fucking jersey. I need to get rid of the old place and pay off the new mortgage. Houses don't stay long on the market here. Some are gone in a week, but it will take a month to get this one ready after its empty. its going to blow epic ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 02:04 AM (9Om/r)

776 If I ever have to move from my current home. Either a major bonfire or another truck just to haul out the accumulated "Family" (junk) heirlooms.....Have not parked in my garage since 2007 so you get where I'm coming from.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 02:06 AM (u1WYs)

777 ..I can't even get the harley out unless I move the car. It killed the garage dead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 01:54 AM (9Om/r)



The rolling scaffold system I've used to work on my house, killed my one car garage.

As did the two Tool Chest Towers, the two workbenches, the built in platforms for the 5/8" industrial Drill Press and 8" bench grinder. Much less the mobile platforms for the 1"x42" belt sander, the 12" Hitachi mitre saw and the 10" cast iron Crafstman table saw.

I have oh so many other power tools. But they're built onto elevated perches suspended below the rafters, and thus free of the perditions of floods and other tropical storm driven waters.

But still. I'll negotiate all this into a move, if only to cover the labor therein.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

778 Good god, you are laying out perfectly my road ahead. I won't have 6
months though, because I have to buy the new place before I sell the old
place, so the old place can't linger because no way am I going to be
able to pay a 3-400K mortgage for an extended period while I wait around
to sell the old place. The old place is paid off, but the property
taxes are $800 a month, because fucking jersey. I need to get rid of the
old place and pay off the new mortgage. Houses don't stay long on the
market here. Some are gone in a week, but it will take a month to get
this one ready after its empty. its going to blow epic ass.


Oh, I forgot it's Jersey. Yeah, you're fucked.

Any way you could call up old band mates, from all the bands you've been in, to help out? Or is that one of those, "They're all cool guys, but they'll kill each other on sight" deals?

Which could make for good pay-per-view.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 02:09 AM (SchxB)

779
Hmm Qatar is likely going to become the biggest helium producer in the world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2020 02:09 AM (f1Vqw)

780 To whomever was shitting on Malkin earlier:

@michellemalkin 2h

Standing ovation from Waukesha County GOP women for my special guests,
@CaliKidJMP
& Wendy Rittenhouse, Kyle's mom. Huge shoutout sent from all of us in WI to warrior
@LLinWood
. I was able to talk to Kyle by phone & THANK HIM for his courage! #fightback http://Fightback.Law

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2020 02:09 AM (HzNRy)

781 689 i wasn't *really* in the military...

Me neither: AF Brat 1960-1969. All I wanted to do was serve from about years old till 10th grade when I started having seizures...1st one in Geometry class (there will be no math). After that the docs would not take. Good news is I haven't had a seizure since 1996 (knock wood).

Posted by: the Chicken at September 25, 2020 02:11 AM (rt0xh)

782 Crud, should have gone to bed an hour ago.

Goodnight, Horde!

https://youtu.be/qP6JDLQF23g

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 25, 2020 02:16 AM (SchxB)

783 off feathered sock!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 02:17 AM (rt0xh)

784 The rolling scaffold system I've used to work on my house, killed my one car garage.



As did the two Tool Chest Towers, the two workbenches, the built in
platforms for the 5/8" industrial Drill Press and 8" bench grinder.
Much less the mobile platforms for the 1"x42" belt sander, the 12"
Hitachi mitre saw and the 10" cast iron Crafstman table saw.



I have oh so many other power tools. But they're built onto
elevated perches suspended below the rafters, and thus free of the
perditions of floods and other tropical storm driven waters.



But still. I'll negotiate all this into a move, if only to cover the labor therein.





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

My garage is 20X30, but its the damn harley stuff. Milling machine, lathe, 40 ton press, 2 bike lifts with 2 harleys sitting on them, parts washer, benches, 2 huge tool chests, one has the side boxes, compressor, valve grinding stuff, a fuck ton of harley parts on 2 massive shelf racks, paint equipment, etc etc etc and the frigging car. The wood tools are in the basement because nooo way they fit in the garage. I figured the best thing is to get one of those POD things dropped off in front of the garage and just pile everything except the tools and heavier machines into it and have them drive it up the street. that would probably be the easiest.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 02:17 AM (9Om/r)

785 780

Dude?? Who would EVER shit on the Mish on this site?

She of Red Goddess status!

Give me the name (s)....yes cough up the name(s) of they about to meet.....pain...and doom


games are over now.....no mercy.

If you are so disposed....take care of it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 02:18 AM (u1WYs)

786 Portland is now the last stop on the Underground Railroad for schizophrenics.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 11:16 PM (Fc5rx)

This.
My heart bleeds not for Portland as I hear how my old friend continues to defend the "spirit of protest in Portland" and....
Orangeman bad.
And I'm in So Cal so I'm hoisting my own bag o shit here!

Posted by: keena at September 25, 2020 02:19 AM (RiTnx)

787 776 If I ever have to move from my current home. Either a major bonfire or another truck just to haul out the accumulated "Family" (junk) heirlooms.....Have not parked in my garage since 2007 so you get where I'm coming from.

Or as my dear departed Mother used to say looking at what her brood had done to her abode: "what this house needs is a can of gasoline and a match!"

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 02:22 AM (rt0xh)

788 You all know that at some point...

we will have to leave the keyboard behind and hit the streets.

ONT's below 100 should be telling.....(sorry ACE)

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 02:24 AM (u1WYs)

789 Civil War

Should get my sleep then.

Night Horde

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 25, 2020 02:28 AM (u1WYs)

790 You all know that at some point...

we will have to leave the keyboard behind and hit the streets.

ONT's below 100 should be telling.....(sorry ACE)
Posted by: Nightwatch


Great. Let me know where you have 10x the friendlies, 12s of lawyers, and a neutral set of DAs, cops, and judges. Let me know what magic land that is, and some of us might leave reality for it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2020 02:30 AM (HzNRy)

791

I mentioned it earlier, but keep in mind one of the most common tools of the left, to control the message.

For the Left, if something is good, it still isn't perfect, so it isn't good enough. So tear it down.

Don't fall into that fallacy.

Because nobody or nothing is perfect. Is it getting better? This is the question to ask. The question the dishonest Left refuses to ask. Because they know the answer and would lose some of their political power from the crazies.

And I would say that it continues to be good, and for most, getting better. Crooked elections and FBI agents not withstanding.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 02:33 AM (sy5kK)

792 They are taking over parts of L.A. tonight.
So far all the drivers of jammed cars have, sometimes belatedly, driven out of the trouble.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2020 02:34 AM (h7ejD)

793
Beserker, I moved 6 years ago, about 25 miles away.

I had a van and thought I had 3 friends and Little LCD lined up, until Little LCD showed me an email he had to leave earlier than expected for college, and two of the three friends ghosted me, and the other one could only help me load, but not unload.

It was frankly hell, and I got out on time where the old lease was up, but the garage in the new place still has most of the boxes that I just tossed on top of each other. I keep telling myself I am going to clean up the garage someday. Ha.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)

794 793 One year in college I moved EVERY quarter. By the 4th move I had pared my essentials down to bed, clothes, kitchen utensils and record collection. Still gives me the shivers

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 02:46 AM (rt0xh)

795 "2 vehicles plow through Hollywood crowd protesting Breonna Taylor's killing; at least 1 struck"
KTLA.com

I know show biz people say "Break a leg" but this is a bit much.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 25, 2020 02:50 AM (XpDOS)

796 Pikov, that must have been some Three Dog Night album you had.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2020 02:53 AM (KAi1n)

797 Dude. Duck fat is ambrosia.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I've never had it, but it seems to be used frequently by chefs on Food Network.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Somewhere there's a pond with a bunch of skinny ducks standing around.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 02:53 AM (arJlL)

798 Are you wearing a bra?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 10:40 PM (GGeAc)


Er, uh, not at the moment.
Posted by: Ladyl

Go on........

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 02:54 AM (arJlL)

799 Need a Jeep with a .50 cal to go through those protesters

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 02:55 AM (rt0xh)

800 Beserker, I moved 6 years ago, about 25 miles away.



I had a van and thought I had 3 friends and Little LCD lined up,
until Little LCD showed me an email he had to leave earlier than
expected for college, and two of the three friends ghosted me, and the
other one could only help me load, but not unload.



It was frankly hell, and I got out on time where the old lease was
up, but the garage in the new place still has most of the boxes that I
just tossed on top of each other. I keep telling myself I am going to
clean up the garage someday. Ha.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)

Yeah I don't think I'm going to have that much help. I might get some. Its not just the move, its getting the house I'm in now ready to sell. It don't need much, but enough to keep me busy for a month or so on top of the move. The new place is pretty much mint and move in condition. There are some things that are a little bit dated, but its mint. My friend owns it and was fanatical in how he kept it. He built it in the 80's, so some things scream 80's. I don't "have" to do shit to it to actually move in and live there, so that's one thing that's in my favor.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 02:55 AM (9Om/r)

801 796 Actually at the time I was a DJ at the local college radio station (100KW FM) and had a five shelf, 6ft long bookcase full. Packing that was a FN nightmare

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 02:58 AM (rt0xh)

802 795 https://twitter.com/jessicarayerog1/status
/1309347382308401153

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status
/1309362296313929728

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 03:01 AM (rt0xh)

803 I just rewatched Lawrence of Arabia over the weekend. The scene of the Arab Council trying to run things comes to mind.
Posted by: IP

Will Rogers said Congress is a place where

the members take turns speaking

Nobody pays attention

then everybody disagrees

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 03:09 AM (arJlL)

804 Me neither: AF Brat 1960-1969. All I wanted to do was serve from about years old till 10th grade when I started having seizures...1st one in Geometry class (there will be no math). After that the docs would not take. Good news is I haven't had a seizure since 1996 (knock wood).
Posted by: the Chicken at September 25, 2020 02:11 AM (rt0xh)

We who served will NEVER disparage those who wanted to, but could not.

But, those who could, and chose not too? That is a whole different story.

And worse, those who disparage those of us who DID serve.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2020 03:14 AM (NgKpN)

805
But, those who could, and chose not too? That is a whole different story.
----------

[Waves hand over 10,000 draft dodgers]

You are granted a pardon..

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 25, 2020 03:16 AM (GBHAb)

806 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 02:04 AM (9Om/r)

I'm in Calif, small town.

Once things change and I can move? Got about 400 K to move any damn where I please.

Looking at Nevada, South of Reno, but I'm planning on buying a trailer, and traveling until I make up my mind.

Keys are active life style. Mountains. Good Hospitals within an hour. Snow skiing within an hour if possible.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2020 03:17 AM (NgKpN)

807 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2020 03:18 AM (355TR)

808 802
795 https://twitter.com/jessicarayerog1/status/
1309347382308401153



https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/
1309362296313929728

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 03:01 AM (rt0xh)


Streets are for cars. Protest on the sidewalks or risk getting run over... particularly when you are menacing drivers.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2020 03:22 AM (nAiE/)

809 The people in the street should be arrested for recklessly endangering lives and for attempted kidnapping when they surround a vehicle.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:27 AM (BRkq2)

810 809 The people in the street should be arrested for recklessly endangering lives and for attempted kidnapping when they surround a vehicle.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:27 AM (BRkq2)

False imprisonment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 03:29 AM (cI3Q7)

811 Up for work. Check FB. Mark Levin shared the AoSHQ "FBI agents liability" piece. How awesome. HAve a good day.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at September 25, 2020 03:29 AM (DB16e)

812 So nation wide protests for Breona Taylor include telling diners at restaurant in Florida that you are going to knock them out?

What IS the actual point?

Terror is an obvious one. Cow the straights. Feel powerful. However, what does it get you?

Remember when 'Raise awareness' was a thing. It is almost comical now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 03:31 AM (cI3Q7)

813 Whatever has the greatest penalty. They are threatening murder: everyone knows what they're doing, most of all the person surrounded.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:31 AM (BRkq2)

814 St Pete? Or also another city?That is assault under law, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:34 AM (BRkq2)

815 813 Whatever has the greatest penalty. They are threatening murder: everyone knows what they're doing, most of all the person surrounded.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:31 AM (BRkq2)

Indeed. The guy in... Dallas(?) who shot his way out after the piece of samsonite aimed a rifle into the car is a good example.

Odd, I have not heard of THAT happening again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 03:34 AM (cI3Q7)

816 814 St Pete? Or also another city?That is assault under law, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:34 AM (BRkq2)

The story linked at Instapundit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 03:36 AM (cI3Q7)

817 They've raised awareness, alright. Of what they are.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:39 AM (BRkq2)

818 And worse, those who disparage those of us who DID serve.

This makes my blood boil!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 03:39 AM (rt0xh)

819 812 So nation wide protests for Breona Taylor include telling diners at restaurant in Florida that you are going to knock them out?

right under the story about this Insty has this:
AT AMAZON, Aimpoint PRO Red Dot Reflex Sight with QRP2 Mount, Spacer - 2 MOA.

Holy Product Placement Batman!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 03:45 AM (rt0xh)

820 Holy Product Placement Batman!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 03:45 AM (rt0xh)

Almost on the nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 03:47 AM (cI3Q7)

821 Sad.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:47 AM (BRkq2)

822 821 Sad.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 25, 2020 03:47 AM (BRkq2)

Really? I've always heard good things about red dot sights.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 03:48 AM (cI3Q7)

823 The news stories don't even correct all the lies about what happened in the original incident -- and the facts are known. It creeps me out how Soviet our media is.

Posted by: Gilded at September 25, 2020 03:54 AM (BRkq2)

824 There is no truth in the news and no news in the truth.

Or as they used to say in the old country:

There is no Pravda in the news and no Investia in the truth!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 03:59 AM (rt0xh)

825 TGIF, and close to home job too

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 04:02 AM (OjZpE)

826 Ok, just a thought:

Is the creation and maintenance of a full time Army inimical to the health of the Republic? Are there safeguards and have we successfully put the safeguards in place?

-it opens the door to... mischief. Does anyone doubt that if the Left thought they could count on the strength of the military to be employed on their side that they would hesitate to use it? (cue wondering about Obama's leadership... changes)

-I wonder if you have a full time army, if one way to keep mischief from rearing it's ugly head is to demand military service? Or does that only work in the case of constant existential threat as with Israel? Does universal enrollment mean you dilute the strength of what you have, absent that existential threat?

I am not sure where I am going with this. One of the things posed in the podcast I have been listening to is that Rome's transition to a full time army was 'Mercenary work under the guise of state policy.' My initial thought is that this is bullshit and that the presenter is ignoring some vital cultural and societal changes that he does not want to think about.

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
-John Addams

That pretty much sums up the issue for me, whether it be talking about military or political debate. As long as we have common cause and actually feel as though we are one people, there is no danger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 04:02 AM (cI3Q7)

827 I'm in Calif, small town.



Once things change and I can move? Got about 400 K to move any damn where I please.



Looking at Nevada, South of Reno, but I'm planning on buying a trailer, and traveling until I make up my mind.



Keys are active life style. Mountains. Good Hospitals within an hour. Snow skiing within an hour if possible.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2020 03:17 AM (NgKpN)

Thats exactly what my friend is doing that I'm buying the house from. he's going to get a new diesel pickup with a 5th wheel, and a toy hauler/camper type of trailer and go see the country and live in different places. if he finds some place he really likes to settle down he will, if not maybe end up in florida.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:06 AM (9Om/r)

828 That is scary! Dogs are so weird how they just inhale food.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 11:34 PM (3aLWR)


Go back a decade. We had a border collie mix who we always swore just inhaled her food. One day our 3 year old came down the hall and left his pancake on a stick of n a he coffee table. He goes back down the hall and starts crying that his food is gone. Look for it, don't find anything, whatever. He's 3, right.

Long story short, about 4 days later we're listening to our vet explain how he removed the skewer from our girl. It had gone down so fast that it punctured not only her stomach, but also 3 loops of intestine. Said he'd never seen anything like it. He had a picture of her X-ray on the wall for years.

Posted by: That Special Snowflake - Straight White Pride makes me Special! at September 25, 2020 04:07 AM (t1zLB)

829

Mornin'

Easily a top ten Founders quote, Aetius.

Another favorite of mine, along the same lines, was given us by John Jay.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 25, 2020 04:11 AM (Is4Ai)

830 We must go home to be happy, and our home is not in this world. Here we have nothing to do but our duty.

Posted by: John Jay at September 25, 2020 04:17 AM (cI3Q7)

831 I am not sure where I am going with this. One of the
things posed in the podcast I have been listening to is that Rome's
transition to a full time army was 'Mercenary work under the guise of
state policy.' My initial thought is that this is bullshit and that the
presenter is ignoring some vital cultural and societal changes that he
does not want to think about.



Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.

-John Addams



That pretty much sums up the issue for me, whether it be talking
about military or political debate. As long as we have common cause and
actually feel as though we are one people, there is no danger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 04:02 AM (cI3Q7)

The founders weren't exactly crazy about having a standing army because they knew in the wrong hands it could enslave the people. The 2A was designed to be the safety against that, and its why they meant for us to have EXACTLY the weapons our military would have. Their vision was 2 armies, the civilian one, and the professional one. Just like you have volunteer fire departments and paid departments. They use the same gear, but one gets paid to hang around the fire house. The armed populace was a counter to the professional army, so in case it got into the hands of people like these jerkoff leftists it couldn't be used for evil, or at least stopped in its tracks because the civilian army would be vastly larger in numbers, and armed as heavy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:17 AM (9Om/r)

832 osted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:17 AM (9Om/r)

My interpretation on the 2A as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 04:19 AM (cI3Q7)

833 And I think I am wrong on the 'common cause and thinking of ourselves as one people' part. It's different than that.

Addams was making a moral judgement based on religion. So, in other words that the people would have the same moral code and in general the same values. The common cause and thinking of yourself as one people is subsidiary to that idea, not the root cause.

The flip side of this is Worldwide Marxism. They have common ideals and may think of themselves as one people (laying aside that they would happily begin purging the shit out of opposing splinter groups the minute they had disposed of their common enemy.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 04:22 AM (cI3Q7)

834 Mornin' all

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 25, 2020 04:23 AM (flIgP)

835

Ooh, that's a good one and I wasn't aware of it.

In the world but not of the world.

Not only a right but a duty to elect certain types of men to public office was the one I was thinking of.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 25, 2020 04:23 AM (Is4Ai)

836 My interpretation on the 2A as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 04:19 AM (cI3Q7)


Its the ONLY interpretation. Anybody tells you anything different is lying through their teeth, or has ulterior motives. The federalist papers covers this pretty good. Its exactly the intentions of the founders.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:24 AM (9Om/r)

837 TGIF, and close to home job too
Posted by: Skip

Nice !

Have a good weekend, Skip !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 04:24 AM (arJlL)

838 Romeo13 and Berserker-

Best of luck with your respective moves.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 04:26 AM (arJlL)

839

Okay, this is really weird.
I seem to have found myself in agreement with,, with,,, a metal guy.

And mornin' back atcha, Mlii!!

Posted by: TeeJ at September 25, 2020 04:27 AM (Is4Ai)

840 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 04:27 AM (arJlL)

841 There are some craaaazy mf'n people out there.
Morning roonz and roonettez, what kind of medication are y'all on?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2020 04:28 AM (CcOog)

842 There are some craaaazy mf'n people out there.
Morning roonz and roonettez, what kind of medication are y'all on?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2020 04:28 AM (CcOog)

None, no meds of any kind.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:29 AM (9Om/r)

843 I don't "have" to do shit to it to actually move in and live there, so that's one thing that's in my favor.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 02:55 AM (9Om/r)


Married? You WILL remodel. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2020 04:30 AM (CcOog)

844 None, no meds of any kind.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:29 AM (9Om/r)


What kind of medication are THEY on do you think? Maybe none and they should be.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2020 04:31 AM (CcOog)

845 Okay, this is really weird.

I seem to have found myself in agreement with,, with,,, a metal guy.





Posted by: TeeJ at September 25, 2020 04:27 AM (Is4Ai)

Well, we are the rough riders of the music biz. Can't be sure about today, but in my peak time there were no leftists in metal. Our barbarian tendencies don't allow it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:32 AM (9Om/r)

846 Looks like Biden is going after the Vietnam Vet vote: https://tinyurl.com/yypqrjlh

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 04:33 AM (rt0xh)

847 What kind of medication are THEY on do you think? Maybe none and they should be.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2020 04:31 AM (CcOog)

They have lead deficiencies. They need about 230 grains in the forehead. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:33 AM (9Om/r)

848 You're up early, TeeJ!

I got home late from mom's. (after 9.)

Heading up north after work today, and I'm totally not prepared.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 25, 2020 04:35 AM (flIgP)

849 I could see by Monday which is the low death count of the week Pennsylvania was increasing Covid-19 deaths. 134 for week and 1 more day to go, back to July numbers.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 04:39 AM (OjZpE)

850 Skip, how's Cinnamon?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 25, 2020 04:40 AM (flIgP)

851 >>>I invited the movers to eat with us and they couldn't get over it. Said nobody's ever cooked them dinner before. I find that hard to believe, but whatever.

When a work crew was renovating my apartment, I took their coffee orders and brought them doughnuts once a week, and they said nobody had done that before.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 04:42 AM (Tpiay)

852 Star Trek = Space Fantasy,

Dwarf = Scotsman

John Rhys Davis who played Gimli is six foot five inches tall and Welsh.
James Doohan who played...well, you know , was Canadian, a Normandy veteran and whose parents once owned the local chemist shop (pharmacy) in my hometown in Northern Ireland.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 04:43 AM (oaWXk)

853 Heading up north after work today, and I'm totally not prepared.

Posted by: My life is insanity

Have fun, stay safe and don't forget the TP.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 04:45 AM (arJlL)

854 >>When a work crew was renovating my apartment, I took their coffee orders and brought them doughnuts once a week, and they said nobody had done that before.
Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 04:42 AM

I did that for our roofers, but pizza. And bbq on the days we grilled out. They said same thing!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 25, 2020 04:45 AM (flIgP)

855 Subsidiary is not the right word...

'deriving from' is what I am looking for. Dammit.

Flow from?
Issue from is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 04:48 AM (cI3Q7)

856 >>Have fun, stay safe and don't forget the TP.
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 04:45 AM (arJlL)

We actually have indoor plumbing!!

This weekend, brother, kid#3 and I will be putting in 2 windows that weren't in original design. ( I won that argument!! ) and the best part is that kid #1 agreed to stay with mom so I don't have to worry about bringing her up this time. I owe him big time!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 25, 2020 04:49 AM (flIgP)

857 Can't say its often, maybe 1 or twice a year where we ate working buys lunch

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 04:49 AM (OjZpE)

858

The rough riders?
Well, I guess they did roughly run me away from the radio in the early 80's or so.

And I was only in my mid/late 20's.
Only listened to Steve Cooper's Electric Brunch on Q95 after that.

And some of my faves up till then were Zepp, Hendrix, Ten Years After, Deep Purple... on the hard rock side.

Ah well, I thank God for the other two I play music with now.
Mlii "knows" my front man.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 25, 2020 04:51 AM (Is4Ai)

859 857 Can't say its often, maybe 1 or twice a year where we ate working buys lunch
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 04:49 AM (OjZpE)

Sorry, Skip. People can be so awful.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 04:51 AM (Tpiay)

860 We actually have indoor plumbing!!

HOORAY !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 04:51 AM (arJlL)

861

Time to grab another cup of medkcation.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 25, 2020 04:52 AM (Is4Ai)

862 And worse, those who disparage those of us who DID serve.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2020 03:14 AM (NgKpN)


Yeah, F those guys. Hey, NC has mountains. Just sayin'.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2020 04:52 AM (CcOog)

863 Sorry, Skip. People can be so awful.
Posted by: m

Just ask Garrett.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 04:52 AM (arJlL)

864 Later, all.

Hope you all have as good a day as possible

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 25, 2020 04:54 AM (flIgP)

865 They have lead deficiencies. They need about 230 grains in the forehead. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2020 04:33 AM (9Om/r)


Delivered by high speed injection.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2020 04:54 AM (CcOog)

866 https://thediplomad.blogspot.com/
Hunter "of millions" Becomes the Prey

Sadly the indictments won't come down until after the election, if Sundowner Joe wins never.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 04:54 AM (OjZpE)

867 if Sundowner Joe wins never.
Posted by: Skip

He's got the same chances of winning that election as Nadler does of winning a Hundred Yard Dash.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 04:58 AM (arJlL)

868

Yep, Mlii.
Waaay early.
But hey, almost 5 hrs sleep so...

I guess the airbed mattress giving up the ghost woke me up.
Gonna have to hit wally world after work for a new mattress.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 25, 2020 05:00 AM (Is4Ai)

869 Ourf cat Cinnamon still isn't eating, the vet bill was a lot and have medicine to try and get her to eat.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 05:03 AM (OjZpE)

870 869 Ourf cat Cinnamon still isn't eating, the vet bill was a lot and have medicine to try and get her to eat.
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 05:03 AM (OjZpE)

Hopefully she pulls through. It is hard to let them go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2020 05:05 AM (cI3Q7)

871 $$$ for the Compton shooter is up to $600,000.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4avbghf

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 05:09 AM (Tpiay)

872 They say the reward is for "capturing" the shooter, but surely that is not the terms:

Compton Leaders Add $10,000 to Reward for Capture of Gunman Who Shot Deputies

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 05:10 AM (Tpiay)

873 Great Job, Gingy! Hope you get settled in soon.

Posted by: Roulette Girl at September 25, 2020 05:10 AM (3v+lN)

874 What is conservatives worst 2020 parallel universe. Those things happen and democrat establishment will be not just discredited ;but destroyed. Conservatism will only have to wait till AOC becomes president in 2024 and the left without constraints from the corporate establishment democrats will start filling the re-education camps with conservatives.

Posted by: raimondo at September 25, 2020 05:11 AM (o/4z5)

875 It's too long url but Ted Cruz is learning to troll well.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 05:14 AM (OjZpE)

876 In the body of the article, they say this:

Compton's City Council is adding $10,000 to a reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the man who shot two sheriff's deputies at a rail station in the city, officials announced Wednesday.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 05:14 AM (Tpiay)

877 Second City Cop blog reporting that Chicago cops are planning to refuse to guard Mayor Lori (Baby Groot, Beetlejuice) Lightfoot's luxury apartment building in an upmarket area of Northside Chicago.

Seventy five cops was the number rumoured to have been taken off protecting what's left of the law abiding people of the city and their businesses to guard the property of this creature who openly and verbally despises them and has nothing but hatred and contempt for them and theirs.
Calling police "Inbreds" is rumoured to be the final straw.
Which is rich coming from a creature that looks like an escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau.

https://tinyurl.com/y3kwuon4

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 05:15 AM (oaWXk)

878 Had to check in when I got to work to see if there was a Cinnamon update. ...

Hoping that med works for her, Skip

I'll say a prayer and keep my fingers crossed for her. Keep us posted!

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 25, 2020 05:19 AM (fInJv)

879
"Calling police "Inbreds" is rumoured to be the final straw.

Which is rich coming from a creature that looks like an escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau."

That bitch be totally scary Ian ,, hell if she walked the streets crime

would be down 70 percent... there would still be a lot of gawkers out
trying to figure out what ta hell is that....

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 05:22 AM (pyQkH)

880

Hey MLii,, late getting here,, 52 going to 73 and sunny

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 05:25 AM (pyQkH)

881 The shooter was described by the sheriff's department as a "28- to 30 years old, wearing dark clothing, who was last seen heading northbound on Willowbrook Avenue in a black four-door sedan.''

-

Hahaha

Even when there's video of the shooting and a $600k bounty on the attempted murderers head, they still can't describe the person.

Systemic.

Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 25, 2020 05:26 AM (C6j3C)

882 870: Sorry that she's not eating. I've always had pretty good success with cyprohexadine when it comes to getting pets to eat

Posted by: CN at September 25, 2020 05:26 AM (ONvIw)

883 Yeah MLii she is laying around awake but not animated much, actually the trip to vet which she hates livened her up for awhile.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 05:28 AM (OjZpE)

884 Morning Horde. Anyone have a comprehensive and factual link to the Breonna Taylor death? When I googled this morning I got all kinds of crap dating back to when it happened. A lot of "facts" have since been proven false.
The MSN article was laughable, it still included the fact about it being a no knock raid and that her former boyfriend had no drug related convictions.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2020 05:29 AM (PgmdM)

885 americanthinker.com/an unmasked mom shows how badly out of balance police power is
https://tinyurl.com/yxhxuop8

Been saying for months they found a power and are not going to forget it.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 05:31 AM (OjZpE)

886 Also hilarious and just in time to stop wearing masks after the election. NY Post:

"new COVID-19 mutation appears to be even more contagious, according to a study - and experts say it could be a response by the virus to defeat masks and other social-distancing efforts"

November 4th masks don't work.

Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 25, 2020 05:34 AM (C6j3C)

887 885 It's happening in Idaho too! To be fair I do believe Moscow is a college town so may be a lefty island: https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status
/1309103221579952131

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 05:38 AM (rt0xh)

888 > and experts say it could be a response by the virus to defeat masks and other social-distancing efforts"

because the virus is a sentient thing and knows we're trying to stop it

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 25, 2020 05:39 AM (iTXRQ)

889

"Been saying for months they found a power and are not going to forget it."

To be honest I think the cop was racist,,, I 'll get that cracker good thinks
she can flaunt un legislated law.... she had a breathing problem he had a

hate whitey problem..

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 05:40 AM (pyQkH)

890 "new COVID-19 mutation appears to be even more contagious, according to a study - and experts say it could be a response by the virus to defeat masks and other social-distancing efforts"

November 4th masks don't work.
Posted by: Undercover Brother

Two masks must be worn. One, right side up, the other upside down.
That'll confuse the Kovid!

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 05:44 AM (vd8XM)

891
and experts say it could be a response by the virus to defeat masks and other social-distancing efforts"

because the virus is a sentient thing and knows we're trying to stop it
Posted by: DB- just DB


If our intelligence community wasn't so focused on Russia, Russia, Russia and instead focused a mere fraction of their powers on intercepting the viruses' daily conference calls' traffic, we'd get a handle on thwarting them forever. But nooooooo ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 05:48 AM (pNxlR)

892 887 885 It's happening in Idaho too! To be fair I do believe Moscow is a college town so may be a lefty island: https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/
1309103221579952131
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 05:38 AM (rt0xh)

*********************

I suppose the fact that the leftist, college, idiot magnet town is called Moscow is just a happy coincidence?

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 05:48 AM (oaWXk)

893
WuFlu Daily's headline: MUST DEFEAT MASKS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 05:50 AM (pNxlR)

894 If you are unable to put out a bulletin with a description of the suspect you probably will not catch them. That is the point. What do we not understand about this?

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2020 05:51 AM (XhWtx)

895 >because the virus is a sentient thing and knows we're trying to stop it


(meanwhile, at Covid world HQ)


"ALRIGHT everybody, listen up! We're gonna mutate! The human host is trying to stop us from spreading by wearing masks. BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET THAT STOP US.

WE ARE COVID!"

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 25, 2020 05:53 AM (iTXRQ)

896

"Two masks must be worn. One, right side up, the other upside down.

That'll confuse the Kovid!"
It's been rumored that the elite karens and kevins will be sporting the
optional plastic face cover as they heard the viri's will knock themselves
out running into it....

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 05:53 AM (pyQkH)

897
mask= Wile E Coyote
covid= Roadrunner

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 25, 2020 05:57 AM (iTXRQ)

898
It's been rumored that the elite karens and kevins will be sporting the optional plastic face cover as they heard the viri's will knock themselves out running into it....

Posted by: beanervt


Why are they overlooking the proven and demonstated anti-spread solution of pulling a plastic bag over one's head and securing it tightly around the neck? Have they rejected SCIENCE?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 05:57 AM (pNxlR)

899 Facemasks? Are you kidding? By New Years day we will have people wearing buttplugs.
-the left

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2020 05:57 AM (XhWtx)

900
mask= Wile E Coyote
covid= Roadrunner
Posted by: DB- just DB


Acme masks, of course!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 05:59 AM (pNxlR)

901 It's funny because be FB keeps asking me if I am registered to vote in California.

I moved out 15 years ago.

I checked to see. I still remember the old Drivers License number. I wanted to know if someone is voting for me.

Nope.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2020 05:59 AM (2BZBZ)

902 899 Facemasks? Are you kidding? By New Years day we will have people wearing buttplugs.
-the left
Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2020 05:57 AM (XhWtx)

**********************

To be fair they've had their own side all wearing them for years.
Look what happened when Waddles Nadler forgot to insert his?
The sticky leg shuffle.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 05:59 AM (oaWXk)

903 Jerry Nadler sure needed a buttplug the other day.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2020 06:01 AM (2BZBZ)

904 Great minds and all that, JAS.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 06:02 AM (oaWXk)

905

So a week after lying joe bidet will have a veteran round table he will

be meeting with Hanoi Rotten Crotch fondu...word has it the Hoe harris
will swap skank stories with the equally repulsive traitor...

Viet Vets are sure to swing to the dementia can'tidate....

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 06:02 AM (pyQkH)

906 It's all so stupid. Was just reviewing the current CO mask mandate, which expires 10/12. There are exceptions, however, for what Gov Penis calls 'life rites'. A life rite is a human gathering such as a wedding, graduation, funeral, baptism, bris, etc.

Because science has shown that the virus can't hurt you at such events.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 25, 2020 06:03 AM (iTXRQ)

907
Dims' leadership, particularly in the House, looks and acts no differently than board members of the HOA at Del Boca Vista Estates.

Behold! the mighty power of refusing to impose term limits on party members serving in leadership positions!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:04 AM (pNxlR)

908 906 It's all so stupid. Was just reviewing the current CO mask mandate, which expires 10/12. There are exceptions, however, for what Gov Penis calls 'life rites'. A life rite is a human gathering such as a wedding, graduation, funeral, baptism, bris, etc.

Because science has shown that the virus can't hurt you at such events.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 25, 2020 06:03 AM (iTXRQ)

*********************

You forgot 'honouring justifiably homicided felons by holding absentee Viking funerals of the local shopping mall'.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 06:07 AM (oaWXk)

909 I refer to my mask as a Talisman to protect me from the Wuhan Demons. My co workers look at me funny.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2020 06:09 AM (MVR7y)

910 I refer to my mask as a Talisman to protect me from the Wuhan Demons. My co workers look at me funny.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Should call it a Talisxer

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:10 AM (arJlL)

911 The idicy of our local covid restrictions means that you are legally forbidden to visit your eighty six year old granny at her home but you can take her out to the pub for a pint.

I'm not complaining about the pub bit, by the way.

There's a definite 'fuck them' attitude from much of the populace now that certainly wasn't there before though.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 06:13 AM (oaWXk)

912 911 There's a definite 'fuck them' attitude from much of the populace now that certainly wasn't there before though.

Coming to their senses, good.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 06:14 AM (rt0xh)

913
Logan Athletic Director Theresa Schultheiss noted that only the mother and grandmother seen in the video were "having issues with compliance,"


There's your new euphemism for "thought crime"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:14 AM (pNxlR)

914 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:15 AM (hyuyC)

915
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 06:16 AM (mht8P)

916 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

BOO !

(ya think that got 'em ?)

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:16 AM (arJlL)

917
There are exceptions, however, for what Gov Penis calls 'life rites'. A life rite is a human gathering such as a wedding, graduation, funeral, baptism, bris, etc.


Where does "having an abortion" fall on Gov. Penis' spectrum of "life rites"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:17 AM (pNxlR)

918 Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 05:38 AM (rt0xh)

Stop blowing the margins. Use tinyurl for links.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2020 06:19 AM (xT2tT)

919
Rumor has it that the lid of RBG's casket was witnessed rising and falling repeatedly and rhythmically during the overnight hours.

You can't keep a devoted powerlifter from working out, even after death!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:20 AM (pNxlR)

920 JT

They need stronger medicine, like smiling in a Krogers without a mask. I had two Karens try to treat me like a leper, but others smiled.

"Learn to science, ed majors." will be what I say.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:20 AM (hyuyC)

921 912 911 There's a definite 'fuck them' attitude from much of the populace now that certainly wasn't there before though.

Coming to their senses, good.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 06:14 AM (rt0xh)

*********************

It's probably the same over there as it is here but government and local government isn't smart enough.....maybe I should stop there.....to realise it's all or nothing.

You might get away with full militant restrictions on every aspect of life, for a while at least, but when you highlight your own incompetence and stupidity with willy nilly piecemeal rulings that even a remedial five year old can see through, well then people are just going to tell you to fuck off.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 06:20 AM (oaWXk)

922 Good morning Horde

Haven't seen Vic lately, hope he's okay.

neverenoughcaffeine, I found this link about Breonna taylor. Hope it helps.

https://tinyurl.com/yypljplo

Wonder if there will be any interest Friday dumps today?

Posted by: Spypeach at September 25, 2020 06:22 AM (Up/Jb)

923 Salty-

I'm just tryin' to get the comments above 1k to reward Gingy.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:22 AM (arJlL)

924 918 Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 05:38 AM (rt0xh)

Stop blowing the margins. Use tinyurl for links.

Wilco

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 06:22 AM (rt0xh)

925 Haven't seen Vic lately, hope he's okay.

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:23 AM (arJlL)

926 So our recently booed upon governor, DeWine, has mandated that starting 10/12 in apartment/room visits will be allowed for people living in extended care. Implementing the rules to be decided by institutions.
Reasoning for the change, it's been determined that seniors have been negatively hurt emotionally by the lockdowns. No shit Sherlock. I have a mother that was negatively impacted not just emotionally but I believe physically. Could I have stopped her stroke from happening, no, but maybe I could have seen some sign that she was having issues.
How these idiots have harmed so, so many people with their damned Covid panic.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2020 06:23 AM (PgmdM)

927 Wonder if there will be any interest Friday dumps today?

It'll be all Nadler and Garrett.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:24 AM (arJlL)

928 881 The shooter was described by the sheriff's department as a "28- to 30 years old, wearing dark clothing, who was last seen heading northbound on Willowbrook Avenue in a black four-door sedan.''

Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 25, 2020 05:26 AM (C6j3C)

How can they determine that someone is 28-30 years old?

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 06:25 AM (Tpiay)

929 spypeach thanks.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2020 06:25 AM (PgmdM)

930 Who thinks its gross as fuck that Zuckerburg is so concerned about people registered to vote. Almost makes you want to gag, knowing what the guy is at a glance. I wont say, but we know.

Posted by: Menack at September 25, 2020 06:25 AM (buTO7)

931 Vic said he was only posting his news stories on the EMT's on weekends.

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

932 JT

Well, lets roll.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:25 AM (hyuyC)

933 Wonder if there will be any interest Friday dumps today?

Posted by: Spypeach at September 25, 2020 06:22 AM (Up/Jb)

Ask Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2020 06:26 AM (xT2tT)

934
A weepie on last night's local news about the effect of COVID on the mental health of teachers. Lots of sobbing females saying they're concerned for the health of their students. Sure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 06:26 AM (mht8P)

935 Vic had had some big health issues after his wife left him.

I will send more prayers ascending.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:26 AM (hyuyC)

936 931 Vic said he was only posting his news stories on the EMT's on weekends.

Thanks. Hopefully we'll see him tomorrow then.

Posted by: Spypeach at September 25, 2020 06:27 AM (Up/Jb)

937 Plus, why do we give doctors the authority to rule our lives?

Their views are advisory at best.
If I have a pain in my arm I don't consult an economist, do I?
Why have medical 'professionals' got to hold such sway over 9r nations' future?

In my experience (which is of the NHS, so I'm setting a very low bar) most doctors that I've run into are barely a step above leech throwers. If the examined chickens entrails at a consultation I would not be that surprised.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 25, 2020 06:27 AM (oaWXk)

938 it's been determined that seniors have been negatively hurt emotionally by the lockdowns.

-

Sciens!

We've talked about it since the silliness began, but I'd love to know the number of nursing home residents who passed away from physical or mental neglect. I'm betting it's a significant percentage of the total nursing home deaths.

Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 25, 2020 06:27 AM (C6j3C)

939
Was the Inman character who does the play by play voiceovers of Andy and Brandy Tifa known for something prior to having that comedy goldmine dropped in his lap?

I looked at the Twitter feed of the young man who delivered the "Tittypussy for our new mascot" appeal and it seemed to me that he had a spectacular "one off" event there. The rest of his stuff, and the humor therein, was pretty nondescript, in my opinion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:27 AM (pNxlR)

940 A weepie on last night's local news about the effect of COVID on the mental health of teachers. Lots of sobbing females saying they're concerned for the health of their students. Sure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They should interview those paying school taxes whilst there's no school.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:28 AM (arJlL)

941 Thank you Lord for another day.

The covfefe is especially good this morning for some reason. Perhaps Friday Covfefe is best Covfefe.

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2020 06:28 AM (sl/Iy)

942 Hadrian the Seventh

Good morning.

Substitute teachers hardest hit. I can imagine what an urban school would say to me for teaching logic, reasoning, & science these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:28 AM (hyuyC)

943

"925
Haven't seen Vic lately, hope he's okay.



Seconded !"
and Thirded..... he did say he wasn't doing his early news on weekdays
anymore .. last week I think he said that. Think the whole divorce shit
has gotten him down.. especially when she cleaned out the house

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 06:29 AM (pyQkH)

944 We've talked about it since the silliness began, but I'd love to know the number of nursing home residents who passed away from physical or mental neglect. I'm betting it's a significant percentage of the total nursing home deaths.
Posted by: Undercover Brother

I called a buddy of mine that's in a nursing home yesterday to talk a bit. We talked for 45 minutes just about stuff. I guess I need to do this on the regular

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

945
How can they determine that someone is 28-30 years old?
Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 06:25 AM (Tpiay)

Good point. That doesn't narrow it down at all around here.

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (sl/Iy)

946
A weepie on last night's local news about the effect of COVID on the mental health of teachers. Lots of sobbing females saying they're concerned for the health of their students. Sure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


** cancels orders for bulk shipments of "Teachers Are The REAL Heroes!" buttons **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (pNxlR)

947 903 Jerry Nadler sure needed a buttplug the other day.
Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2020 06:01 AM (2BZBZ)

no quite sure thats how they work

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (JFO2v)

948 beanervt

After all he did for her. Well, one trip to the Villages and he will be cured.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (hyuyC)

949
Their views are advisory at best.
If I have a pain in my arm I don't consult an economist, do I?
Why have medical 'professionals' got to hold such sway over 9r nations' future?

-------------

We have rulers who don't seem to be aware that the opinion of "experts" should only be an input into a larger decision, not drive it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (mht8P)

950 They should interview those paying school taxes whilst there's no school.
Posted by: JT

And find out when we get a refund for the money not spent on schools this year. Not necessarily the teachers, if they've been doing the online stuff, but alllllll the other crap that taxes cover.

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

951 945
How can they determine that someone is 28-30 years old?
Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 06:25 AM (Tpiay)

Good point. That doesn't narrow it down at all around here.
Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (sl/Iy)

LOL. It's like it was written by a Moron.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 06:32 AM (Tpiay)

952 We have rulers who don't seem to be aware that the opinion of "experts" should only be an input into a larger decision, not drive it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (mht8P)

Our "betters" have never been worse.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 06:32 AM (rt0xh)

953 adrian the Seventh

All part of the Commie indoctrination.

Trump mostly gets it.

This COVID-19 Wuhan play was well crafted to hit his germaphobe side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:32 AM (hyuyC)

954 Speaking of haven't seen lately, when was the last The Primordial Ordered Pair sighting?

He (?) posted for years, then disappeared for a while, long enough for some of the newer Morons to take offence at his bluntness when he returned. He seemed a good soul, though, and knew as much about machinery as anyone I've ever seen (and wondered at) here.


Now he's gone again for the past 2-3-4 years. Are you out there, TPOP?

Likewise, Cthulu, The Elder God? I remember some weirdness where someone stole his info and he was going though hell with it, and getting very very worked up about it as well. Then poof! Maybe just back to an altogether offline life.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 25, 2020 06:33 AM (YqED9)

955
Streaming, of all things, the Beethoven 5th, but a classic performance by Carlos Kleiber conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 06:33 AM (mht8P)

956 Our "betters" have never been worse.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

Like the bully at school or work or....

We're right because we have power. Shut up, and do what you're told. Or a swirly for all of you!!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

957 Trump at 52% on rasmussen. Presidents with 48% approval rate win reelection.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2020 06:34 AM (JUOKG)

958
In my experience (which is of the NHS, so I'm setting a very low bar) most doctors that I've run into are barely a step above leech throwers. If the examined chickens entrails at a consultation I would not be that surprised.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham


Are you a current resident of Great Britain, that happy isle?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:34 AM (pNxlR)

959
"one trip to the Villages and he will be cured."
True enough Salty,,, he needs his head (s) looking in a new direction...
and fill the house with new old shit....

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 06:34 AM (pyQkH)

960 ** cancels orders for bulk shipments of "Teachers Are The REAL Heroes!" buttons **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:30 AM (pNxlR)

My opinion of teachers and their guild was rather low, yet amazingly they have shown me that I gave them too much credit!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2020 06:35 AM (xT2tT)

961 Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

Is that likely voters?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:35 AM (hyuyC)

962
Yet in holding scientific discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.

- Eisenhower's farewell address, 17 January 1961

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 06:35 AM (mht8P)

963 My opinion of teachers and their guild was rather low, yet amazingly they have shown me that I gave them too much credit!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

A low bar, but they managed to crawl under it.

Wait....Teachers are like COVID!!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

964 Thanks and congrats to Gingy!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 06:36 AM (Tpiay)

965 The leftys have SCIENCE and FEELZ on their side.
It's a two edged butt plug

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

966 Speaking of haven't seen lately, when was the last The Primordial Ordered Pair sighting?

He (?) posted for years, then disappeared for a while, long enough for some of the newer Morons to take offence at his bluntness when he returned. He seemed a good soul, though, and knew as much about machinery as anyone I've ever seen (and wondered at) here.


Now he's gone again for the past 2-3-4 years. Are you out there, TPOP?

Likewise, Cthulu, The Elder God? I remember some weirdness where someone stole his info and he was going though hell with it, and getting very very worked up about it as well. Then poof! Maybe just back to an altogether offline life.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 25, 2020 06:33 AM (YqED9)

------

I believe he posts over at Instapundit on Disqus every now and then.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 25, 2020 06:37 AM (DWVcC)

967 OOOOOhhhhhh....we're running out of time .....!

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:39 AM (arJlL)

968 School Superintendents and the hiring staff are highly credentialed. But will not hire qualified pragmatists with a strong record of performance.

Ask me how I know. They want people that are loyal, not competent. It helps if they are corrupt.

This is a key Third World mechanism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:39 AM (hyuyC)

969
Likewise, Cthulu, The Elder God? I remember some weirdness where someone stole his info and he was going though hell with it, and getting very very worked up about it as well. Then poof! Maybe just back to an altogether offline life.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 25, 2020 06:33 AM (YqED9)


I think he took himself out of the stream here. I never grasped what had happened to him, but he appeared to take a dislike to one or more folks here as being his tormentor(s) and cobs had to warn him repeatedly to knock that off. My recollection may be in error, however, as I did not frequent the ONT as much back in his day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:39 AM (pNxlR)

970 This COVID-19 Wuhan play was well crafted to hit his germaphobe side.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:32 AM (hyuyC)

Not sure if it was because of germaphobia or if it was the unknown factor in the beginning. But his acceptance of the masks have been a real bummer. I wish he would just come out and say the lock downs need to end and the masks should be a personal decision not a government mandate.

Posted by: Spypeach at September 25, 2020 06:39 AM (Up/Jb)

971 Lassie...Distract JJ....Good Girl !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:40 AM (arJlL)

972 Carlos Kleiber conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 06:33 AM (mht8P)

Heh...just listened to von Karajan's with the Berlin Philharmonic. A bit too zippy for my taste, but still pretty damned good.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2020 06:40 AM (xT2tT)

973 875 It's too long url but Ted Cruz is learning to troll well.
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2020 05:14 AM (OjZpE)

Maybe this one?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6o85mrc

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 06:40 AM (Tpiay)

974 And another thing. I wasn't allowed in mom's apartment yesterday to search for a missing hearing aid. Really. She's in the hospital not in her apartment. I could stand around their lobby for 20 minutes, but a quick trip up to her apartment was going to spread Covid!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2020 06:41 AM (PgmdM)

975 in honor of VIC

2018: Bill Cosby is sentenced to three to 10 years in state prison for drugging and molesting a woman at his suburban Philadelphia home.

1789: The first United States Congress adopts 12 amendments to the Constitution and sends them to the states for ratification. (Ten of the amendments would become the Bill of Rights.)

1981: Sandra Day O'Connor is sworn in as the first female justice on the Supreme Court.

1992: NASA's Mars Observer blasts off on a $980 million mission to the red planet (the probe would disappear just before entering Martian orbit in August 1993).

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

976
School Superintendents and the hiring staff are highly credentialed. But will not hire qualified pragmatists with a strong record of performance.


Vice Principals in Charge of Sitting by the Door don't just fall off trees, you know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:42 AM (pNxlR)

977 Hadrian the Seventh

Eisenhower was a great man. He learned much in his life.

I can see the future as the Left wants. A smattering of unqualified people, an inner inner party that is untouchable and corrupt, and no plumbers or electricians or auto mechanics.

But plenty of MBAs and HR "Professionals". *Spit*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:43 AM (hyuyC)

978
Myself, I'd settle for a good Hall Pass Czar sinecure -- it would not hurt to get in the good graces of the youngsters who'll become our camp capos.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:44 AM (pNxlR)

979 974 And another thing. I wasn't allowed in mom's apartment yesterday to search for a missing hearing aid. Really. She's in the hospital not in her apartment. I could stand around their lobby for 20 minutes, but a quick trip up to her apartment was going to spread Covid!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2020 06:41 AM (PgmdM)

my moms place rules will be a fucked up as a welfare mothers checkbook

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

980 Waiting for Godot Sefton.
Morning all.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 06:45 AM (AHq56)

981 Pixy's editor *lies* what a piece of crap.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 06:46 AM (AHq56)

982 nec, speaking for the other side, please be indulgent.

The staff are doing the best they can to navigate multiple, conflicting, and evolving regulatory schemes.

Morons rightfully complain about the extreme regimentation of daily life, well these places were already subjected to strict regulation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2020 06:46 AM (EZebt)

983 I've mentioned before that my local Post Office has a book drop, where folks just drop off books.

I've found some good stuff there, lo, these many years.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:46 AM (arJlL)

984 977 Hadrian the Seventh

Eisenhower was a great man. He learned much in his life.

I can see the future as the Left wants. A smattering of unqualified people, an inner inner party that is untouchable and corrupt, and no plumbers or electricians or auto mechanics.

But plenty of MBAs and HR "Professionals". *Spit*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:43 AM (hyuyC)


have you seen that shit storm memorial for him?

https://tinyurl.com/y3ex7skx

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

985 Time for work preps.

Have a blessed day, everyone.

Be that swan gliding serenely though choppy water. Never let them see the feet moving fast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:47 AM (hyuyC)

986 So, everything BLM says is a lie. I want to know which corporations and wealthy individuals have given them money.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2020 06:47 AM (2BZBZ)

987 Yesterday, i found Dave Barry's Big Trouble, the funniest novel that I've ever read.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:47 AM (arJlL)

988 So, I'm reading it now.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:48 AM (arJlL)

989 987 Yesterday, i found Dave Barry's Big Trouble, the funniest novel that I've ever read.
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:47 AM (arJlL)''


the movie is a hoot!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

990 CTH has a good Dobbs/Powell interview linked last night.
Dobbs is not wishy-washy like Tucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFSVLwpqLEc

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 06:48 AM (AHq56)

991 Just nostalgia, I suppose. It is nice, though, when Morons long absent suddenly reappear. Or maybe have been here all along and just decide to delurk again.

Anyhow, it's a good place to hang out, chip in occasionally, stay informed, get some schooling on just about any subject you can come up with, and get a bunch of belly laughs to boot. Good bunch of folks.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 25, 2020 06:48 AM (YqED9)

992 I've never seen the movie.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:48 AM (arJlL)

993 I should rectify that one of these days.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:49 AM (arJlL)

994 voter fraud never happens

Gregg County Commissioner Shannon Brown, Marlena Jackson, Charlie Burns and DeWayne Ward face 134 felony charges in total, according to Paxtons office. The allegations include election fraud, tampering with a governmental record, mail-in ballot fraud and more.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

995
We have resorted to assigning a single tent to each scout who attends camping trips each month. Last night we showed them how to invert the main body of one and hang it outside in bright sunlight to let the UV rays deal with any viruses.

I had some adults who had advocated spraying tents with the same goop used to disinfect wrestling mats, but its instructions paid no or scant attention to whether or not it had anti-viral effects. Yet SCIENCE! had settled on using that as the solution.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:49 AM (pNxlR)

996 Just nostalgia, I suppose. It is nice, though, when Morons long absent suddenly reappear. Or maybe have been here all along and just decide to delurk again.

Hiya Platypus !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:50 AM (arJlL)

997
Just when it was almost safe to go out again the Murder Hornets are

back in the news... is it just a grant grabbing hoax??? or real
shit worse then riots.. Since all the countries they come from are
still up and running I'm guessing another hoax..

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 06:50 AM (pyQkH)

998 958
In my experience (which is of the NHS, so I'm setting a very low bar) most doctors that I've run into are barely a step above leech throwers. If the examined chickens entrails at a consultation I would not be that surprised.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham

Are you a current resident of Great Britain, that happy isle?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:34 AM (pNxlR)


*******************

Yep, I'm a loyal subject of Her Majesty.

I'm actually quite a proud Briton and consider myself a patriot. Which make the rapid decline of my nation all the more heartbreaking.

Brexit was a boost as was the last general election wipeout of Labour last December (they got murdered in the white working class areas of Northern England, which is their traditional heartland) but Boris' slavery to the covid fraud and his far from sterling performance so far have set things back.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 25, 2020 06:50 AM (Yt6mE)

999 982 I tried teaching for about 5 years. I taught at private schools because I couldn't hack the Union BS but the PhEds managed to infiltrate these institutions as well and I had to go. Loved the kids but the leftist leadership drove me nuts

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 06:50 AM (rt0xh)

1000 SCIENCE! = "liberals"

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 06:50 AM (AHq56)

1001
Looks like a cloudy day today with rain showers tomorrow. Nonetheless, work outside I must.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:51 AM (pNxlR)

1002

1000's in reach

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 06:51 AM (pyQkH)

1003 I had some adults who had advocated spraying tents with the same goop used to disinfect wrestling mats, but its instructions paid no or scant attention to whether or not it had anti-viral effects. Yet SCIENCE! had settled on using that as the solution.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

And if it would affect the waterproofing or the material itself.

Unless the tents are made from wrestling mats

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

1004 Dave Barry's Tricky Business is another funny book, about gambling ships.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:51 AM (arJlL)

1005 BT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqAgkcRwSkc

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

1006 Mission Accomplished !

Good job, Horde !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 06:52 AM (arJlL)

1007 San Fran. I know the staff has been working extra hard and under stringent mandates. However, when can common logic be injected instead of paying attention to an elected official and I'm guessing a gaggle of lawyers.
And yes I have recognized the extra work of the staff by adding a monthly staff appreciation kicker to the monthly rent payment.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2020 06:53 AM (PgmdM)

1008 I tried teaching for about 5 years. I taught at private schools because I couldn't hack the Union BS but the PhEds managed to infiltrate these institutions as well and I had to go. Loved the kids but the leftist leadership drove me nuts
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

My wife taught kindergarten for 30 plus years. Loved it, until the last 5 or 6. Gubbmint paperwork and what had to be taught and how to all the children because of course all children are the same and learn at the same rates.

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

1009
Yep, I'm a loyal subject of Her Majesty.

I'm actually quite a proud Briton and consider myself a patriot. Which make the rapid decline of my nation all the more heartbreaking.

----------

Sir Ian, good for you. Among the more disgusting traits of our globalists is thinking that love of one's country is somehow dangerous. Yet to love one's country is not to disparage the love of others for theirs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 06:56 AM (mht8P)

1010
Unless the tents are made from wrestling mats
Posted by: Bruce


They'd be real weighty bitches for backpacking, that's for sure!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 06:56 AM (pNxlR)

1011 They'd be real weighty bitches for backpacking, that's for sure!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

Heh..An extra merit badge for that.

Posted by: Bruce at September 25, 2020 06:58 AM (vd8XM)

1012 Skip, best wishes for Cinnamon. Hope she gets her appetite back.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2020 06:59 AM (LthQw)

1013 Alright horde I'm out. Glad we got Gingy 1k comments. Back tomorrow night

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 25, 2020 07:00 AM (rt0xh)

1014 well duh!!

A source used by Christopher Steele for his notorious anti-Trump dossier was investigated for ties to Russian spies, Attorney General Bill Barr revealed on Thursday.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

1015
Yep, I'm a loyal subject of Her Majesty.

I'm actually quite a proud Briton and consider myself a patriot. Which make the rapid decline of my nation all the more heartbreaking.

Brexit was a boost as was the last general election wipeout of Labour last December (they got murdered in the white working class areas of Northern England, which is their traditional heartland) but Boris' slavery to the covid fraud and his far from sterling performance so far have set things back.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham


Good to have you here! Of the four main European locations from which my ancestors came, Wales is the one place that I'd most prefer to visit in person, despite the fact that it accounts for just 1/8th of my bloodline.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:01 AM (pNxlR)

1016 $$$$$

Senator Dianne Feinstein's investment banker husband 'used his clout' as University of California regent to help a 'less qualified' student get accepted to the college ahead of others

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

1017 Wales is the one place that I'd most prefer to visit in person,

We camped in Wales for holidays when I was 5 ... it's nasty cold and wet ... and the "mountain" streams are ice water in the summer (mom made us swim in our under wear; didn't bring suits).

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 07:03 AM (AHq56)

1018 Will this be another We're The DOJ And We'll Get Them This Time Swearsies Friday Dump ?

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2020 07:03 AM (sl/Iy)

1019
Wales is the one place that I'd most prefer to visit in person, despite the fact that it accounts for just 1/8th of my bloodline.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:01 AM (pNxlR)

----------

Welsh (*snickers behind hand*)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 07:03 AM (mht8P)

1020
"Senator Dianne Feinstein's investment banker husband 'used his clout'"

But rhennigantx,,, that's nothing compared to be a catholic nominated
for the SCOUS...

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 07:05 AM (pyQkH)

1021
Why do I think that the photo of many fetching young women at work in a large kitchen while displaying cleavage was not, in fact, an on site photo from one of the "Twenty Restaurant Chains That Went Bankrupt", as the ad brazenly proclaims?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:05 AM (pNxlR)

1022 Senator Dianne Feinstein's investment banker husband 'used his clout' as University of California regent to help a 'less qualified' student get accepted to the college ahead of others

--

Lori whatshername got sentenced to prison for less.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 25, 2020 07:05 AM (O+I8R)

1023 moar proof of big hoax

Early data from Brown University's tracking of hundreds of schools across the US suggests that coronavirus risks are relatively low in classrooms, with only 0.22% of kids infected.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

1024 1022 Lori whatshername ...

not "regent" ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 07:07 AM (AHq56)

1025 And the etymology of "regent" is obviously "rex" (king).

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 07:08 AM (AHq56)

1026
Lori whatshername got sentenced to prison for less.
Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 25, 2020 07:05 AM (O+I8R)

------------

I think actual money was used there, whereas Feinstein's husband just did what elites have always done. How many people in arts, entertainment, politics, etc. have gotten their jobs because "Daddy knew someone"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 07:08 AM (mht8P)

1027 Why do I think that the photo of many fetching young women at work in a large kitchen while displaying cleavage was not, in fact, an on site photo from one of the "Twenty Restaurant Chains That Went Bankrupt", as the ad brazenly proclaims?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

A 'Bate and Switch ?

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 07:08 AM (arJlL)

1028 "NY Post " cover for today is a sea of faces and a caption-"After another day of hidin', help us find Biden" and the bottom says "Where's Joe?" they even give you the answer on page 5.

I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2020 07:09 AM (WkPC9)

1029 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 25, 2020 07:09 AM (6Pqz7)

1030
Senator Dianne Feinstein's investment banker husband 'used his clout' as University of California regent to help a 'less qualified' student get accepted to the college ahead of others
Posted by: rhennigantx


Having come through that system at the graduate level and having taught those undergraduate students "qualified" to be there, there was nothing that stood out in my experience that made their "qualified" lottery winners any more special than undergraduate students elsewhere. What a crock of crap the entire admissions process is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:10 AM (pNxlR)

1031 prog anti vaxing continues

Cuomo Says He Won't Accept the FDA's Approval of a Coronavirus Vaccine

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

1032

" politics, etc. have gotten their jobs because "Daddy knew someone"?"

such as the coke head kid hunter??? that's way worse then what Lori
what's her name did...

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 07:11 AM (pyQkH)

1033 So, everything BLM says is a lie. I want to know which corporations and wealthy individuals have given them money.

--

Shorter list would be who hasn't. They've all chucked over a huge chunk of change to these insurrectionists.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 25, 2020 07:11 AM (O+I8R)

1034 Mornin', all,

Well over 1000!!

I'm taking a work-from-home day today, which means I run out to wash the car and hit the grocery. How about you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 25, 2020 07:11 AM (rpbg1)

1035
What a crock of crap the entire admissions process is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:10 AM (pNxlR)

-------------

It would be much more honest if the selection process was completely random. The quality of the admitted class would be unaffected.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2020 07:12 AM (mht8P)

1036 975

1981: Sandra Day O'Connor is sworn in as the first female justice on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 06:42 AM

This is how History.com summarizes it:

On September 25, 1981, she was sworn in as the 102nd justice -- and first woman justice -- in Supreme Court history.

Initially regarded as a member of the court's conservative faction, she later emerged from William Rehnquist's shadow (chief justice from 1986 to 2005) as a moderate and pragmatic conservative.


"Moderate and pragmatic conservative". Yeah, she ended up being a liberal.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 25, 2020 07:12 AM (Do5/p)

1037 Having come through that system at the graduate level and having taught those undergraduate students "qualified" to be there, there was nothing that stood out in my experience that made their "qualified" lottery winners any more special than undergraduate students elsewhere. What a crock of crap the entire admissions process is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:10 AM (pNxlR)

too bad we dont have a standardized test that eliminate all this

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

1038
A 'Bate and Switch ?
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2020 07:08 AM (arJlL)


Could be, for those so inclined. It actually looks like a shot from a 30's or so Hollywood extravaganza of some sort.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:12 AM (pNxlR)

1039 I have 9:42 as lid time for Uncle Handsy today!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

1040 Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



Is that likely voters?



Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2020 06:35 AM

---

Yes, that's all rasmussen polls.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2020 07:13 AM (JUOKG)

1041 1038 Could be, for those so inclined.

It'll be picture #77 ... I finally learned my lesson with those click-bate ads.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 07:14 AM (AHq56)

1042 Initially regarded as a member of the court's conservative faction, she later emerged from William Rehnquist's shadow (chief justice from 1986 to 2005) as a moderate and pragmatic conservative.

--

IOW, she came to her senses, dear reader!

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 25, 2020 07:14 AM (O+I8R)

1043 I do not even remember 1 thing she did! Oday that is.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

1044
Cuomo Says He Won't Accept the FDA's Approval of a Coronavirus Vaccine
Posted by: rhennigantx


Ah! Anti-SCIENCE! is the new Flavor of the Month. Good to know!

In the meantime, thousands of light posts cry out for company.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:15 AM (pNxlR)

1045
moderate and pragmatic conservative


IOW, a sellout and a weasel

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:17 AM (pNxlR)

1046 Cuomo Says He Won't Accept the FDA's Approval of a Coronavirus Vaccine
Posted by: rhennigantx

Ah! Anti-SCIENCE! is the new Flavor of the Month. Good to know!

In the meantime, thousands of light posts cry out for company.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:15 AM (pNxlR)

I'm all for SCIENCE!.

Let's make the Fredo brothers our control group.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2020 07:17 AM (6FeV1)

1047 5 whuflu facts

https://tinyurl.com/y2b7sy4j

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

1048
JJ has arrived

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2020 07:17 AM (pNxlR)

1049 yo nude

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

1050
"Ah! Anti-SCIENCE! is the new Flavor of the Month. Good to know!
"

only a consensus counts in leftard science speak... one goon and

95 percent of the media...

Posted by: beanervt at September 25, 2020 07:18 AM (pyQkH)

1051 1048


JJ has arrived

nood ?
ewwww

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 25, 2020 07:18 AM (AHq56)

1052 1047 5 whuflu facts

https://tinyurl.com/y2b7sy4j
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2020 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

You forgot the tagline "(Number 4 will astound you!)" and the accompanying low-res photo of an unknown Chinese chick with bodacious wampedamberfuckalongas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2020 07:18 AM (6FeV1)

1053 Likewise, Cthulu, The Elder God? I remember some weirdness where someone stole his info and he was going though hell with it, and getting very very worked up about it as well. Then poof! Maybe just back to an altogether offline life.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 25, 2020 06:33

Cooth went thru hell, got infected from a link here. Cost him a lot of time and agony.

It made him paranoid and he got banned. When he was unbanned he lasted a bit, but couldn't let it go and made references to who he thought was his persecutor. Now that I think about it Ira comes to mind. Anyhow he got banned again.

Miss him, nice guy, always helpful and a smart dude. Met him IRL at the Vegas MoMee and he was a great dude. Also miss Chi who got banned for defending him.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2020 07:32 AM (LthQw)

1054 Wesley Krusher is more like Peregrin Took. A nosey fool.

Posted by: Chris W at September 25, 2020 07:56 AM (ENWT/)

1055 Wow, this is really a dead time. The early risers like Skip and Mlii are off to work already I suppose.

Haven't seen Bruce. Looks like a nice fall day today in N IL. It seems like a few more and then we cool off.

I think we are missing beanervt's report on the weather there.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2020 08:19 AM (LthQw)

1056 There's a new thread, Farmer.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2020 08:20 AM (Tpiay)

1057 OMG - that was so funny. Thank you. I needed that.

Posted by: SpaceCowboy at September 25, 2020 08:34 AM (3bpZ/)

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