"Shocking" Reversal-of-Forecast for Oregon's State Finances: Instead of Being $2 Billion Short, Oregon is Now Forecasted to Have Two Billon Extra In This Two-Year Budget Cycle

No word from Pixy about the comments yet. I'll let you know when he does reply.

From The ARC of History:


A straw in the wind for Trump:

In April, the economists working for the State of Oregon predicted a $2 billion hit to state revenues over the next two years due to coronavirus (Oregon has a two-year budget cycle). That's about five hundred bucks a person.

After all, Second Great Depression, bla, bla, bla.

The economy was obviously going to go south, taking state revenues with it.

And now... never mind.


"We're talking about a $2 billion increase in the current biennium resources, which effectively erases what we had in terms of recession in the forecast," said Mark McMullen, state economist with the Office of Economic Analysis. "We expect to end the biennium about the same as we did in March."

The State of Oregon is now forecasting that it will be collecting more state income tax revenue in 2020 than in 2019.

If this is mirrored nationwide, this is great news for Trump.

Update: Hamsters being kicked now.

Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM




Comments

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1 Aha!

Posted by: Miklos, computing at September 28, 2020 06:31 PM (QzkSJ)

2 Success!

Posted by: Penske at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (Xj+Pj)

3 Is it back?

Posted by: ChrisP at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (FClOy)

4 The shield is down, bitches!

Posted by: motionview at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (pYQR/)

5
Freedom!

Posted by: Glenn John at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (LilNs)

6 Ooooh #2 for the whole day!

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (HEEq1)

7 The Pixy has responded to the Ace Signal.

Posted by: Miklos, it it roomy in here at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (QzkSJ)

8 Foist?

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (Cfk8j)

9 Comment! I'm being Better.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (Z4rgH)

10 Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I was turning blue, holding m breath for so long.

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 06:32 PM (HEEq1)

11 Dang, that took a while.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2020 06:33 PM (k4dH2)

12 A shelving intern told me to #bebetter. Life choices status: under review.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2020 06:33 PM (fZqIv)

13 Sure I'm responsible for 15% of Ace's comments. No biggie.

Posted by: motionview at September 28, 2020 06:33 PM (pYQR/)

14 For a while I thought Ace was not going to pay the ransom.

Posted by: Miklos, suddenly cashful at September 28, 2020 06:34 PM (QzkSJ)

15 No comments makes sniffy a dull boy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 06:34 PM (aOdFB)

16 Can we now go back and comment on ATC's thread?

Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2020 06:34 PM (eiLp6)

17 Remember, government can NEVER do without. YOU can, peon. Government can never, ever, ever do with less.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 06:34 PM (4JLkY)

18 Comments are overrated.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 28, 2020 06:34 PM (UFgOG)

19 I want to comment on AtC's thread.


You did that on purpose so the empress couldn't outshine you.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2020 06:35 PM (R8MBC)

20 The Lid is Lifted.

Posted by: Penske at September 28, 2020 06:35 PM (Xj+Pj)

21 I was so relieved that it was a hamster issue. I thought the Nazi that runs my company had finally tracked me down.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2020 06:36 PM (Cfk8j)

22 And you get a Willow...And you gets a Willow....

Everybody gets a Willow!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:36 PM (vd8XM)

23 This wasn't hamster suicide, but hamster murder. There's an ongoing attack, but I'm working to block it.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 06:36 PM (MqQvv)

24 *peaks in* AH all is right with the HQ.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 28, 2020 06:36 PM (6Pqz7)

25 Saw a great political cartoon for OR, and WA. along the line of "taxes are the price we pay to maintain order" and the citizen going "YAY, no tax bill this year" It really would be very very fitting for greater Portland area residents and Seattle, King county WA folks to simply not pay property or other state taxes they have any control over this year with a note "services were not provided, therefore refusing to pay this bill"

Posted by: PaleRider at September 28, 2020 06:36 PM (T9Hmo)

26 I'm composing a sternly written letter to management!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 06:37 PM (emxxF)

27 How can man survive without access to AoS comments?

In the year 2020,
Man still has problems aplenty
Women' hearts need a stent-y
But they find...

Ace of Spades comments are back!
Other websites ain't worth jack!

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 06:37 PM (HEEq1)

28 If there was a way to automatically convert zombie comments into posts Ace could not miss not seeing the NFL all day.

Posted by: motionview at September 28, 2020 06:37 PM (pYQR/)

29 How can man survive without access to AoS comment?

In the year 2020,
Man still has problems aplenty
Women' hearts need a stent-y
But they find...

Ace of Spades comments are back!
Other websites ain't worth jack!

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 06:37 PM (HEEq1)

30 Is this thread operational?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 06:38 PM (QPbAP)

31 I was feeling rejected.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 06:38 PM (p3DMa)

32 How can man survive without access to AoS comments?

In the year 2020,
Man still has problems aplenty
Women' hearts need a stent-y
But they find...

Ace of Spades comments are back!
Other websites ain't worth jack!
All comments matter. not just black!
On the memes you learn today....

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 06:39 PM (HEEq1)

33 How can man survive without access to AoS comments?

In the year 2020,
Man still has problems aplenty
Women' hearts need a stent-y
But they find...

Ace of Spades comments are back!
Other websites ain't worth jack!
All comments matter, not just black!
On the memes you learn today....

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 06:39 PM (HEEq1)

34 Pity sucks ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 06:40 PM (LcEaB)

35 How can mankind survive without access to AoS comments?

In the year 2020,
Man still has problems aplenty
Women' hearts need a stent-y
But they find...

Ace of Spades comments are back!
Other websites ain't worth jack!
All comments matter, not just black!
On the memes you learn today....

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 06:40 PM (HEEq1)

36 Unnecessary roughness. Police tackle alleged armed, suicidal madman Brad Parscale.

https://bit.ly/33a94tP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 06:42 PM (+y/Ru)

37 and the hamsters have been fed!

Posted by: Ann at September 28, 2020 06:42 PM (NDO5Q)

38 My last comment makes more sense if you consider that I put it into draft on Sunday and just popped it out now.

Posted by: motionview at September 28, 2020 06:43 PM (pYQR/)

39 Comments!

I am alive again!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 28, 2020 06:44 PM (LvTSG)

40 Our long national nightmare is over.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2020 06:44 PM (xPl2J)

41 Be better, Pixy, be better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:44 PM (gDxfW)

42 Been awhile...how's it looking for Trump?

Posted by: Skeezix at September 28, 2020 06:44 PM (Ht9mK)

43 Holy cow did I feel unmoored from reality with no commenting available.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (Rvt88)

44 Strange Days Indeed. Most Peculiar Momma. ( Here at AoS).

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (bCLt0)

45 #HLM!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (an7Mv)

46 Is it too much to dream that we have smart quote support now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (LvTSG)

47 Sorry about that everyone. It wasn't the usual hamster-feeding incident, but a sustained bout of anti-hamster violence.

(We're under attack by a botnet. I've reconfigured the software to deflect it, since there were far too many IP addresses involved to block them all individually.)

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (MqQvv)

48 Is it safe?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (Z+IKu)

49 Comments look fine!

Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (MVjcR)

50 Ace without comments is like... what? I got nothing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (H8QX8)

51 Damn, that made for a painful Monday.

Posted by: Bosk at September 28, 2020 06:46 PM (SWbVS)

52 43
Holy cow did I feel unmoored from reality with no commenting available.



Right? I had to talk to my wife.

Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 06:46 PM (v16oJ)

53 I have been laughing all day at how hard they're trying to push the taxes thing.

You can tell it's a bigger dud than the "losers" bombshell

People who pay their accountant $1k to file their single W2 1040EZ are suddenly experts on tax law, lol

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 06:46 PM (aO8Gd)

54 Isn't this all nice and civilized-like?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

55 There's Botnets on the Starboard Bow, Starboard Bow, Starboard Bow

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 06:46 PM (bCLt0)

56 A chance for an ultimate First!!!!, Miklos. Or SPONGE!

Take your pick.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (t+7Up)

57 Damn, I missed the place so much I started drinking. Well, I kinda do that anyway but I still missed it!

Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (+ya+t)

58
is it safe?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (bp0m7)

59 50
Ace without comments is like... what? I got nothing.


A fish without a pebble bed reactor.

Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (v16oJ)

60 Thought it was just me.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (377Zs)

61


The comments section did a Biden and took a lid for the day.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (1/A0D)

62
*static*

Houston, we have comments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (mht8P)

63 *french kisses pixy*

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (nUhF0)

64 it is a trap !!!!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (GIeIM)

65 (We're under attack by a botnet. I've reconfigured the software to deflect it, since there were far too many IP addresses involved to block them all individually.)



Sniff, sniff. Russia.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (gDxfW)

66 ace did it on purpose because AtC was gong to steal the spotlight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (W2Pud)

67 And despite the Portland riots and unexpected bright economic outlook, dumbshits in Oregon will vote for Biden. Because dumbshits.

Posted by: fly gal at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (G+vRf)

68 65 (We're under attack by a botnet. I've reconfigured the software to deflect it, since there were far too many IP addresses involved to block them all individually.)



Sniff, sniff. Russia.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (gDxfW)
=====

Uzbekistan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (LvTSG)

69 That was rough.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (E3FAu)

70
Thought it was just me.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (377Zs)

---------

It was everyone, but it was you in particular.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (mht8P)

71 Also, funny how much stuff I got done this afternoon.

Or sad.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (t+7Up)

72 Yay!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (bDqIh)

73 thank goodness
I was getting the shakes
clicking ads
harassing tami and OM on twatter

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (nUhF0)

74 Ruff! Ruff!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (E3FAu)

75 Have the Whoregon Pimps factored in the billions in destroyed property? Both from peaceful protestors and wildfire arsonists?

Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Y274z)

76 We were busy rioting. We're done now.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (EgshT)

77
does this comment make me look fat?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (GIeIM)

78 Just a preview of our future I'm afraid.

Maybe Joe will melt down and save us.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Cfk8j)

79 I think we should repost AtC's Pulitzer Prize worthy sleuthing as the top post, so we can all comment on it.

That's the one thread I really wanted to spend more time enjoying.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (BM2fS)

80 Is it too much to dream that we have smart quote support now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (LvTSG)


YES!

Next question.

Posted by: The Hampsters at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (AiZBA)

81 Miss me and my commentary yet?

Posted by: Jeb! at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (DMUuz)

82 Uzbekistan.



Ukraine.

*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (gDxfW)

83 *french kisses pixy*
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry

Brings to mind the best country music title evah:

"Get'cher tongue out of my mouth Baby, 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye."

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Rvt88)

84 I was suffering withdrawals

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Zmnko)

85 I'm slightly dense when it comes to these tax things... how is a surplus in Oregon good for Trump?

Can someone give the Cliff Notes version?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)

86 I just want to see lardass indict the leakers. I crack myself up. Congratulations again to AtC for the blog against the fascists at NYT.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (ONvIw)

87 Joe and Hunter to be extradited to Ukraine???

https://twitter.com/DHvpwNI0ZIpntY0/status/
1310487012181385217

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (an7Mv)

88 Hey everybody!

Ace, did you notice both your most recent headlines back-to-back?

"Shocking" Reversal-of-Forecast for Oregon's State Finances: Instead of Being $2 Billion Short, Oregon is Now Forecasted to Have Two Billon Extra In This Two-Year Budget Cycle

Democrat-Encouraged BLM Riots The Costliest In History, Costing Americans At Least Two Billion Dollars... So Far


This is great. Oregon can be forced to pay for the riots!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

89 Why it's almost like AoS has managed to piss some people off, or something.

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (bCLt0)

90
And $100,000 just got deposited in my checking account!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (mht8P)

91 >>> 16 Can we now go back and comment on ATC's thread?
Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2020 06:34 PM (eiLp6)

She sure did get hosed, er, um, I mean, she sure did get robbed of some well deserved spotlight.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (t+7Up)

92 I must say about the comments situation today - #BeBetter, Ace. #BeBetter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (V2Yro)

93 79. Yes

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (ONvIw)

94 Phew. Thank goodness.

Posted by: Spypeach at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Up/Jb)

95 Is it safe???

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (YAsoQ)

96 Sniff, sniff. Russia.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:47 PM (gDxfW)

If you said the bot attack was from inside the house...I would not be surprised at all

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (/6GbT)

97 The Whores are in the Whoregon statehouse.

Wearing face diapers and condoms.

Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Y274z)

98 Brings to mind the best country music title evah:



"Get'cher tongue out of my mouth Baby, 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye."


Caucasian, please.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" will never be equaled.

Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (v16oJ)

99 Yay!!!

Ace is disappointed in the readers?????


Well!

I never!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (TdMsT)

100
(We're under attack by a botnet. I've reconfigured the software to deflect it, since there were far too many IP addresses involved to block them all individually.)
Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (MqQvv)

*feeds hamsters the good kibble*

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (nUhF0)

101 Yea...the comments are back.
Of course now I being bombarded with ads and am unable to read the sidebar.
Hopefully that's just a glitch for today.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (+YYKs)

102 I'm so sorry the readers of this blog disappointed ACE.

But if you comment without reading you're golden, right?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (UAO3g)

103 Funniest SNL parody in years!

https://bit.ly/30iPolP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (+y/Ru)

104 All comments matter!

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (3AD8C)

105 Saw earlier today that Home Depot has sold out of a giant 12-foot skeleton that they're selling for Halloween. Takes two hours to put together, and costs $300.

Apparently not everyone is hurting financially from the WuFlu crapola. Some people still have money to burn!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (k4dH2)

106 85 I'm slightly dense when it comes to these tax things... how is a surplus in Oregon good for Trump?

Can someone give the Cliff Notes version?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)

=====

Oregon's economy was so good it produced billions more on tax receipts for the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (LvTSG)

107 YAY for the hamsters!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (nxdel)

108 Phew!

I had the shakes!

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

109
now for the important question...

does Brad Parscales wife have real boobs or not?

reviewing the pics at the UK Daily Mail I will call them fakers nipply fakers

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (GIeIM)

110 Aaaaand the world started turning again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (3H9h1)

111 does Brad Parscales wife have real boobs or not?

Not

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (Zmnko)

112 Good for Trump how? I mean, rational intelligent people already knew the economic performance 2017-2019, up to March, was spectacular, "historic" in some ways. They also understood that this was not a case of coincidence - Trump being a bystander, like Clinton, who would've been a one-termer and more widely recognized for what a pathetic bumbler he was, if the internet transitional boom didn't just happen to occur while he was around.

It was policies, changes in policies (some dramatic) that clearly affected the economic situation and trends.

But such people are voting for Trump already, or aren't, because of political tribalism or being enormously misinformed about every other aspect of Trump.

Seems to me it helps OR Dems, not that they need it.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (OTzUX)

113 Ace went nuts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

114 BREAKING NEWS:
Just in the last 24 hours, Meghan Markle has fallen into a cement mixer, a giant shredder AND a volcano!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

115 I was gonna give it 2 more hours then go do something productive.

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

116 It's a good thing the comments are back. Stirewalt was on the panel AGAIN. At least here, I can read it when I tell people to sod off.

Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (v16oJ)

117 I missed you all so much.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (0OmEj)

118 LOL get fucked wait,what?

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (HwiWi)

119 {{{{Ladyl}}}}!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (bCLt0)

120 115 I was gonna give it 2 more hours then go do something productive.
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

Thank God it came back when it did!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

121
hey, someone stole my comma!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 06:52 PM (GIeIM)

122 If I can't comment at Ace's no mo, I will shorely explode from all the anger/stress.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)

123 I felt sooooo alone!!!


Now, back to our regularly scheduled bitching.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 06:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

124 OMG now I know what alcoholics experience in withdrawal. It was like that movie, Lost Weekend, only I was desperately looking for a Comments fix. Started to shake and noticed pink elephants gathering outside with the green snakes. Please, Pixy, don't let it happen again!

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 06:52 PM (/uaBM)

125 Is it too much to dream that we have smart quote support now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM


“Sign, and you can have them.”

Posted by: Covenant at September 28, 2020 06:52 PM (DMUuz)

126 {{{Horde}}}

I missed you so.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 06:52 PM (TdMsT)

127 Ace without comments is like... what? I got nothing.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (H8QX


A bile duct without the bile?

An M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie without a stupid obvious twist ending?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 06:52 PM (hku12)

128 no comment

Posted by: pashmr at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (um98+)

129 {{{tubal}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (TdMsT)

130 While Ace was gone, Classic put up some military surplus ACOGs. In less than 5 minutes, both A and B grade were sold out, but I managed to snag a "C" grade for $499. By 15 minutes, even they were sold out.

I think there is still some prepping going on.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (gDxfW)

131 This was just to get the spotlight off AtC, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

132 This shall be known down through the years as the day the music stopped. But started again.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (/uaBM)

133 Be honest.

You thought Big Tech was shutting Ace down.

Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mceqi)

134 36 Unnecessary roughness. Police tackle alleged armed, suicidal madman Brad Parscale.

==

Brad's Life Matters!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (nUhF0)

135 I must say about the comments situation today - #BeBetter, Ace. #BeBetter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (V2Yro)


Ace is all brave and stuff when we can't comment. The gloves are off now.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (AiZBA)

136 It's a bummer when you can't complain about crappy thread topics

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)

137 Classic put up some military surplus ACOGs

Please define.

Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (v16oJ)

138 Good for Oregon--- Maybe now they can pay for their own stupid Burn, Loot, Murder enabling decisions, instead of coming to us with hat-in-hand.

hahaha.
Who am I kidding.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

139 From the side bar. Bite me

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (X4kyr)

140 Nobody bothered to put anything up at the blackout site, either. The readers are equally disappointed.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

141 (kicks board)

Geez, I go golf for a few hours and the hamsters crap themselves. Metamucil, hamsters. It works.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (bt3kx)

142
130 While Ace was gone, Classic put up some military surplus ACOGs. In less than 5 minutes, both A and B grade were sold out, but I managed to snag a "C" grade for $499. By 15 minutes, even they were sold out.

I think there is still some prepping going on.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (gDxfW)
--------
You're going to really like the optic!

Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

143 So someone said AtC NOOD and then the blog broke. I don't think this is a coincidence.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (YFeb1)

144 Yep, deep state going after AtC.

Posted by: Bosk at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (SWbVS)

145 LOL.. well I didn't go into withdrawels since I had a stint at Sheps but I was bummed I couldn't comment earlier today. Glad to see everyone again!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (nxdel)

146 Thank you, Pixy!!!!!!!

Glad you're back, Ace!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (SRRAx)

147 Yay! We're back!

Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (w7KSn)

148 trump campaign tweeted in support of Brad btw, that he's family and they're ready to support him in any way

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (nUhF0)

149 Tell me more about these $500 ACOGs!

Posted by: Mordineus at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (R7T1c)

150 132
This shall be known down through the years as the day the music stopped.


Wow, original.

Posted by: Don McLean at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (v16oJ)

151 149 Tell me more about these $500 ACOGs!
Posted by: Mordineus at September 28, 2020 06:54 PM (R7T1c)

They're sold out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

152 I'm slightly dense when it comes to these tax things... how is a surplus in Oregon good for Trump?

Can someone give the Cliff Notes version?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)

=====

Oregon's economy was so good it produced billions more on tax receipts for the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (LvTSG)

I don't understand how that benefits Trump.

They're not going to vote for him. And nobody outside the state gives a damn.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (hku12)

153 I vote NO

Posted by: KCJeff at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Re9MM)

154 re that sidebar thing... Who is ace's most disappointing reader?

Posted by: davidt at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (l3+k2)

155 BREAKING NEWS:
Just in the last 24 hours, Meghan Markle has fallen into a cement mixer, a giant shredder AND a volcano!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Wasn't that a song by Train?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (XkQpS)

156 I got a lot done during the Shutdown.

Made some bitchin Paprikash too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

157 First!

Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (kOpft)

158 We disappointed Ace?

I'm sorry.

(yawns)

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (bt3kx)

159 Please define.

https://bit.ly/3i9nnTJ


New ones run about $1300.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (gDxfW)

160 So let's follow the timeline.

AtC gets all famous and shit.

AoSHQ gets doxxed.

I don't believe in coincidences.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (emxxF)

161 133 Be honest.

You thought Big Tech was shutting Ace down.
Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mceqi)


That had to cross everyone's mind.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (TdMsT)

162 so was the blog out of order today or what

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (iTXRQ)

163 No.

In reply to your question on the sidebar, Ace.

Just kidding. Very glad to be back.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (/669Q)

164 If you make a comment but it isn't posted at the HQ, do you even exist?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

165 Unnecessary roughness. Police tackle alleged armed, suicidal madman Brad Parscale.

https://bit.ly/33a94tP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler





And since he's been held for mental health evaluation, the release of this video is undoubtedly a violation of Mr. Parscale's HIPAA rights.

He sure looked like a threat to those 8 police officers, 3 of whom had automatic weapons trained on him.

"HE'S HOLDING A BEER!!!! GET HIM!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (BM2fS)

166 Ace is all brave and stuff when we can't comment. The gloves are off now.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (AiZBA)

gloves?
oh, you mean the crocheted weiner warmers

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (nUhF0)

167
BREAKING NEWS:
Just in the last 24 hours, Meghan Markle has fallen into a cement mixer, a giant shredder AND a volcano!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)


Trump wished Harry good luck and his dreams can true.

Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (PtOP4)

168 161 133 Be honest.

You thought Big Tech was shutting Ace down.
Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mceqi)


That had to cross everyone's mind.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (TdMsT)

I figured the otters got to the hamsters, then got to Pixy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

169 "No comments makes sniffy a dull boy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe "


hah

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (XTyi0)

170 So they can pay back the $2 billion in damages then. Even Steven.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (XGn5Q)

171 The beatings will continue until the comments improve.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (EgshT)

172 Sniff, sniff. Russia.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Nicolle Wallace asks celebrity actor Jeff Daniels about Trump's (disproven) Russian links-

Daniels: "It's so obvious - where did he get all the money? All roads, as Speaker Pelosi said, all roads lead to Putin."

-
If you can't trust a B list actor and a fauxporter for MSDNC, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (+y/Ru)

173 You're going to really like the optic!

I have never had a CQB both eyes open scope with magnification.

I was planning on getting an EOTech but that money is gone now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (gDxfW)

174 Thank you, Pixy the Hamster Wrangler. You probably haven't even had a chance to have breakfast yet.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (/669Q)

175 Be honest.

You thought Big Tech was shutting Ace down.
Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mceqi)


That had to cross everyone's mind.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (TdMsT)


I pictured a heard of cute little hamsters laying on their back with little X's on their eyes.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (AiZBA)

176 Oh brudder.

Story at FB that some doctor's and dentist's office are asking patients, once they step in, to wear a SECOND mask over the first one.

I think that's a sign it's time to find a new practitioner.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)

177 As a mostly lurker I rely on this place to keep my sanity in a turbulent world. The comments shutdown was like being ordered to evacuate my comfortable home as disaster loomed (fire, flood, invasion from Mars etc.). Not a nice feeling. Panic was about to ensue.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (/uaBM)

178 >>> (We're under attack by a botnet. I've reconfigured the software to deflect it, since there were far too many IP addresses involved to block them all individually.)
Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 06:45 PM (MqQvv)

======

Yes, but were you able to establish a temporary tachyon matrix in the site's main deflector?

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (t+7Up)

179 164 If you make a comment but it isn't posted at the HQ, do you even exist?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

Unfortunately, yes. It's just an existence made that much more empty and meaningless.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

180 yaaay

anyway, wanted to post this, from zero hedge:

Since the left is now in histrionics over President Trump's perfectly legal use of the US tax code to avoid paying taxes for 10 out of the last 15 years, perhaps they'll give as much attention to Joe Biden - who used another perfectly legal tax 'loophole' to avoid approximately $500,000 in payroll taxes on $15 million in income.

Of course, they ignored it in July when the Wall Street Journal reported that Joe and Jill Biden took advantage of the "S corporation" payroll tax loophole that the Obama-Biden administration unsuccessfully attempted to close.

According to the report, the Bidens routed income from book sales and speeches through S corporations - avoiding the 3.8% self-employment tax they would have paid if they had been compensated directly, and avoiding as much as $500,000 in taxes.

Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (4a9Vv)

181 I thought Pixy was a she.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

182 herd

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (AiZBA)

183 138 Good for Oregon--- Maybe now they can pay for their own stupid Burn, Loot, Murder enabling decisions, instead of coming to us with hat-in-hand.

hahaha.
Who am I kidding.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

Actually the Actblue and corporate donation funds should pay for the damage.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (ONvIw)

184 161 133 Be honest.

You thought Big Tech was shutting Ace down.
Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mceqi)


That had to cross everyone's mind.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 06:55 PM (TdMsT)

Kind of sobering to think the the Left would gladly kill this website if they could.

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (bCLt0)

185 Not doxxed; SWATted.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (an7Mv)

186 I don't understand how that benefits Trump.

***************

It's under the premise that Oregon isn't a oneoff instance and we're seeing similar anomalies in other states that predicted the end times due to WOO FUK MAI ASS virus. It's a signal the economy is roaring back bigger than expected, which will definitely help Trump.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Sarah Palin at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (GXBRY)

187 168 161 133 Be honest.

You thought Big Tech was shutting Ace down.
Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mceqi)


Nah.. I just thought Ace fucked up.. I Kid

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (Zmnko)

188 now for the important question...

does Brad Parscales wife have real boobs or not?

reviewing the pics at the UK Daily Mail I will call them fakers nipply fakers
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (GIeIM)

I think research is in order: and this is DEFINITELY the story of the Day:

https://tinyurl.com/y2lbvjrp

scroll down, you'll find it.

also - I think the cops way overreacted there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (V2Yro)

189 179 164 If you make a comment but it isn't posted at the HQ, do you even exist?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

Unfortunately, yes. It's just an existence made that much more empty and meaningless.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

*puffs Gitanes broodingly*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

190
Nicolle Wallace asks celebrity actor Jeff Daniels about Trump's (disproven) Russian links-



Here's the easy way to remember-- Daniels played 'Dumber.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

191 Ace, I love you, but this site needs its commenters.


Welcome back, Horde!

Posted by: pookysgirl, blowing kisses at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (XKZwp)

192 Armenia is claiming to have destroyed 49 Azeri UAVs. Forty nine. That's quite a few.

*Turkish* UAVs - well, they didn't say that, but it's probably the case (maybe some russki ones too - Moscow sells to both countries).

Plus, 80 armored vehicles.

I see this one dying down for the usual reasons - lack of results for the one taking the initiative (AZR), plus their inability to sustain much of a show (AZR). ARM probably can hold the line where it's important.

AZR probably driven a bit by desperation, and popular political sentiment - ARM's not giving an inch, and showing no signs it will, in negotiations over what is now a 30-year old situation. Involving one of the largest displaced person (refugee inside you own borders) situation in the world - maybe the biggest, at this point.

Exciting neighborhood.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (OTzUX)

193 185 Not doxxed; SWATted.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (an7Mv


Ottered

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (emxxF)

194
173 You're going to really like the optic!

I have never had a CQB both eyes open scope with magnification.

I was planning on getting an EOTech but that money is gone now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (gDxfW)
-----
We'll need a review for the GT. I love mine.

Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (MVjcR)

195 Also, acedarkdotwordpressdotcom was of no use today.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (t+7Up)

196 So I missed the tattoo goon thread.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

197 It's under the premise that Oregon isn't a oneoff instance and we're seeing similar anomalies in other states that predicted the end times due to WOO FUK MAI ASS virus.


New York is still fucked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (gDxfW)

198 Yeah Trump got all his money from Putin. It's so obvious.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (HwiWi)

199 Saw earlier today that Home Depot has sold out of a giant 12-foot skeleton that they're selling for Halloween. Takes two hours to put together, and costs $300.

Apparently not everyone is hurting financially from the WuFlu crapola. Some people still have money to burn!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2020 06:50 PM (k4dH2)


I've spent way more on Halloween decorations over the years than I have on Christmas. I love them. But we're not really a Halloween household anymore, so I miss it.

Still, when I go in stores now, even the cheap crep one sees in Walgreens, I am tempted.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (hku12)

200 OMG now I know what alcoholics experience in withdrawal. It was like that movie, Lost Weekend, only I was desperately looking for a Comments fix. Started to shake and noticed pink elephants gathering outside with the green snakes. Please, Pixy, don't let it happen again!

Posted by: Ruthless




This was not alcohol withdrawal.

This was withdrawal from Oxycontin.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (BM2fS)

201 Yes, but were you able to establish a temporary tachyon matrix in the site's main deflector?
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (t+7Up)

it only worked after he reversed the polarity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (V2Yro)

202 You Brought Me The Ocean


What the FUCK did I just watch?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (3tgnk)

203 He was Dumb in Dumb and Dumber btw but irl he is the dumbest.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (HwiWi)

204 reviewing the pics at the UK Daily Mail I will call them fakers nipply fakers

Looks like pierced nipples.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

205 We'll need a review for the GT. I love mine.


I'm crossing my fingers that the glass is still good.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (gDxfW)

206 I didn't think it was a major disaster, comments do seem to crap out once in a while. High tech thing, yo

Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (4a9Vv)

207

and nobody cares if Nicole Walaces boobs are fake or not.

she is fake though

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (GIeIM)

208 gloves?
oh, you mean the crocheted weiner warmers
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 06:56 PM


I'm thinking one of those, color-coordinated with my Crocs, of course, will be the perfect MoMe attire.

Posted by: Sasha B. Cohen at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (DMUuz)

209 Wait. This site has a comments section?
This changes everything!

Posted by: 29Victor at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (BJKQV)

210 And back we are. What was the post about again?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (cZjDV)

211 I vote yes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (iEx0u)

212 And from the finance committee comes the Voice of Emily Litella:

"NEVER MIND!"

Posted by: MrObvious at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (k+h+d)

213 Without comments, AoS is inditinguishable from ( fill n the blank)

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (bCLt0)

214 and nobody cares if Nicole Walaces boobs are fake or not.

she is fake though


And a boob

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (Zmnko)

215 202 You Brought Me The Ocean


What the FUCK did I just watch?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (3tgnk)

You actually WATCHED it? Fag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

216 I want a 12 foot skeleton.

Does it glow?

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (XTyi0)

217 I've spent way more on Halloween decorations over the years than I have on Christmas. I love them. But we're not really a Halloween household anymore, so I miss it.

Still, when I go in stores now, even the cheap crep one sees in Walgreens, I am tempted.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (hku12)
---

I still do. For me, October is the second month of the Halloween season.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

218 I think that's a sign it's time to find a new practitioner.

Time for the practitioners to find a new profession.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (EgshT)

219 Hey! It's live.

I hit the tip jar so you could buy those poor hampsters something to eat besides sterno and old chex mix.
@alexthechick was not happy the one time she gets her own thread and nobody can comment. On something besides the rack that is.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (8B6Ng)

220 Huh.

New comments work here, but they don't work in old posts. Meaning you can't read them.

For example:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/361459.php

That's the classic "Live-blogging 50 Shades of Gray".

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (Ae67h)

221 AZR probably driven a bit by desperation, and popular political sentiment - ARM's not giving an inch, and showing no signs it will, in negotiations over what is now a 30-year old situation. Involving one of the largest displaced person (refugee inside you own borders) situation in the world - maybe the biggest, at this point.

Exciting neighborhood.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (OTzUX)

In 3rd world conflicts, I think it's safe to put a divide by 10 on all of the reported vehicle casualties.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (V2Yro)

222 NBC nightly news reporting the $750 tax lie as if fact

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (nUhF0)

223 (We're under attack by a botnet. I've reconfigured the software to deflect it, since there were far too many IP addresses involved to block them all individually.)
Posted by: Hamster Wrangler


It's the Biden campaign and Crowdstrike pre-debate.

The Mockery, they fear it.

Posted by: Miklos, preparing to up his snark game at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

224 I thought Pixy was an it. No?

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (/uaBM)

225 Thank God it came back when it did!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

Right!? I almost did laundry.

Phew...that was close.

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (cF8AT)

226 218 I think that's a sign it's time to find a new practitioner.

Time for the practitioners to find a new profession.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (EgshT)

And time for the professionals to practice.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

227 re 199: why do you think Peloton stock is up so much in the past couple of months?

Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (4a9Vv)

228 What the hell? The same comment posted five times!

Major apologies, but it's not my fault! I only posted it once. The hamster meth must be laced with PCP.

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (HEEq1)

229 172 Sniff, sniff. Russia.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Nicolle Wallace asks celebrity actor Jeff Daniels about Trump's (disproven) Russian links-

Daniels: "It's so obvious - where did he get all the money? All roads, as Speaker Pelosi said, all roads lead to Putin."

-
If you can't trust a B list actor and a fauxporter for MSDNC, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



If Daniels is trying to dispel the notion that actors are dumber than snail snot, he failed miserably.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (bt3kx)

230 I assume somebody else is now running Trump's digital campaign. Which, apparently was quite impressive last time.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (OTzUX)

231 ATC got a write-up at Insty, also.

Posted by: davidt at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (l3+k2)

232 The beatings will continue until the comments improve.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters




"Lunch break's over. Back on your heads!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (BM2fS)

233 also - I think the cops way overreacted there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (V2Yro)

It's weird how police that get near anything newsworthy mostly seem to think that cops are too popular in this country.

Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (kOpft)

234 216 I want a 12 foot skeleton.

Does it glow?
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (XTyi0)

and does it have a giant boner?

enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (V2Yro)

235 If I had a 12 foot skeleton I wouldn't fit in my bed. Or my car. Or my front door.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (/uaBM)

236 201
Yes, but were you able to establish a temporary tachyon matrix in the site's main deflector?

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (t+7Up)



it only worked after he reversed the polarity.


Not if the flux capacitor isn't using bosons, it doesn't.

Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (v16oJ)

237 cops tackle 6'8" guy drinking beer


news at 11


I do hope Parscale is ok, because he helped STOMP the Hillary onto the dust heap of history

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 07:03 PM (GIeIM)

238 Somewhere in a lab Tesla coils flash, sparks leap from rheostats, glowing hamsters gallop on their wheels, and a wild eyed figure wearing a lab coat and goggles screams "Yes! My creation lives!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 07:03 PM (cZjDV)

239 The Microsoft Outlook servers and windows.net are down today, too. So our Sharepoint and email are not working. I warned these idits when they switched to the cloud.
Their servers are probably in someones garage in Santa Rosa right now going up in flames.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

240 I was so bored I bought a new pair of cowboy boots. And the market was way up. But mostly bored.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Rvt88)

241 also, Legal Insurrection has a long item about Project Veritas covering pretty major voting fraud in Ilhan Omar's vicinity.

Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 07:03 PM (4a9Vv)

242 233 also - I think the cops way overreacted there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (V2Yro)

It's weird how police that get near anything newsworthy mostly seem to think that cops are too popular in this country.
Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (kOpft)

That was a serious WTF moment right there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

243 Let the back-lipping commence

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (AwPyG)

244 What'll I do with only 6 inches!? (Sorry, that one's been pent up for awhile).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (7o4Oo)

245 I don't understand how that benefits Trump.

***************

It's under the premise that Oregon isn't a oneoff instance and we're seeing similar anomalies in other states that predicted the end times due to WOO FUK MAI ASS virus. It's a signal the economy is roaring back bigger than expected, which will definitely help Trump.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Sarah Palin at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (GXBRY)


I guess.

I don't know how much people are affected by the numbers anyway, as opposed to their own perceptions. So let's see how things go in Pennsylvania and Michigan, and all that.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (hku12)

246 AtC Broke the Blog

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (wL/71)

247 241 also, Legal Insurrection has a long item about Project Veritas covering pretty major voting fraud in Ilhan Omar's vicinity.

Media ignored that too.. It's all Trump's taxes all the time

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (Zmnko)

248 Good news from Ruben Navarette at FB. He seems pretty confident that PDT is gonna walk away with a YUGE portion of the Latino vote in 2020. And Ruben does NOT like PDT. (In fairness he can't stand Biden/Harris either.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

249
*puffs Gitanes broodingly*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes


Hell is other people without comments.

Posted by: Miklos, with jaunty beret at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

250 >>> I should take this opportunity, with comments being down, to complain about how disappointed I am in the site's readers,


The topic of Ace's general disappointment in the moron herd is actually covered pretty well in our Ace & Garrett - The Little Mermaid Crossover Fanfic. Ace as the blossoming young mermaid princess and Garrett as the strapping young prince.

Some interesting statistics about the fanfic to date. It's over 217 chapters, in excess of 20,000 words, and includes over 400 occurrences of the phrase "throbbing cloaca".

Posted by: Chief Moderator of The Ace & Garrett - Little Mermaid Crossover Fanfic club at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (l6b3d)

251 People are commenting faster than I can read again ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (AHq56)

252 Unnecessary roughness. Police tackle alleged armed, suicidal madman Brad Parscale.



https://bit.ly/33a94tP



It's cool, though. We taze football fans for failing to wear masks now and arrest churchgoers for singing out loud to their God.

Based on The New Emergency Rules Brad got the kid glove treatment.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (3tgnk)

253 Not if the flux capacitor isn't using bosons, it doesn't.


Why are the core ejectors always offline? How is that even possible?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (gDxfW)

254 Yes, but were you able to establish a temporary tachyon matrix in the site's main deflector?

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (t+7Up)



it only worked after he reversed the polarity.

Not if the flux capacitor isn't using bosons, it doesn't.
Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (v16oJ)
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With the oscillation overthruster hooked up in parallel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (YWy5z)

255 243
Let the back-lipping commence


Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (AwPyG)


If you insist

Posted by: Shep at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (l3+k2)

256
Kind of sobering to think the the Left would gladly kill this website if they could.
Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (bCLt0)


They would more gladly kill us.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (TdMsT)

257 I dunno, I'm suspicious of everyone nowadays, and Parscale orchestrated the Tulsa rally fiasco

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (AwPyG)

258 Snort!

https://tinyurl.com/yyfqcu7d

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (cF8AT)

259 Complete insanity:

CDC Director Robert Redfield has resorted to "placing" fabricated "news" articles about random (unnamed) nobodies "overhearing" his phone conversations bashing his rival Scott Adams, and undermining Trump:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8781279/ CDC-director-Robert-Redfield-overheard- criticizing-COVID-adviser-Scott-Atlas.html

That article should be exhibit "A" in the Museum of Fake News. The whole thing was fabricated from the very start by Redfield, just trying to get more media-time for his anti-Trump whining.

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (HEEq1)

260
The MBA consultants suggested that analyst expectations for the next quarter would be met if the hamsters were replaced by sloths.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (mht8P)

261 249
*puffs Gitanes broodingly*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes


Hell is other people without comments.
Posted by: Miklos, with jaunty beret at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

*lights Gauloises*
*smirks knowingly*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

262 >>> and nobody cares if Nicole Walaces boobs are fake or not.

she is fake though
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 07:00 PM (GIeIM)

======

You know who's boobs are not fake?

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (t+7Up)

263 @alexthechick was not happy the one time she gets her own thread and nobody can comment. On something besides the rack that is.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM


On the gripping claw, the short jokes would have broken the blog anyway.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (DMUuz)

264 It's the Biden campaign and Crowdstrike pre-debate.

The Mockery, they fear it.
Posted by: Miklos


Doubtful. Soros cash can buy a lot worse thngs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (QPbAP)

265 Hell is other people without comments.
Posted by: Miklos, with jaunty beret at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

*wall-eye side eye*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

266 nooz is reporting a cyber attack on a hospital outside Philly

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (nUhF0)

267 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (V2Yro)

It's weird how police that get near anything newsworthy mostly seem to think that cops are too popular in this country.
Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (kOpft)

I know. if you watch the clip - he's standing outside, nothing in his hands, trying to talk to them, standing still - and they jump him and tackle him? Why? The phone in complaint said he had a gun, but looking at him there, it's obvious he's got nothing on him. And he's not doing anything.

It looks a whole lot like they made the plan to take him down while driving over there, and they didn't want any facts to interfere with their kick ass I'm a Hero! plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (V2Yro)

268 I panicked! I typed out a comment on the AtC thread, hit enter, and nothing! I thought I broke AOSHQ! So glad to have the comments back!

Posted by: Toni at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (/c+mq)

269 246 AtC Broke the Blog
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (wL


You think she shorted it out?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (emxxF)

270 My life is a miserable pit of agony and despair. This misery isn't worth living anymore. It is an endless cycle of..... oh comments are back! Hey guys!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (dNzKv)

271 I was convinced lurkers were being cut off.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (lgiXo)

272 251 People are commenting faster than I can read again ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (AHq56)

We've been oppressed for the past 4 hours!!!

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)

273 Anyone else having trouble with the comments this afternoon?

Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (MVjcR)

274 From Jack Posobiec:

"Authorities in WI are now taking measures to prepare for an announcement in Kenosha"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yym7jmbm

Hopefully that means good news for the side of truth and justice.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (sG4Hj)

275 >Snort!


Hahaha!

Trump 2020 : Because, Fuck You!

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (wL/71)

276 26 I'm composing a sternly written letter to management!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I read that as composting.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (sd8p8)

277 Did y'all see the tweets that Biden's TX political director has had 2 formal affidavits filed today accusing him of illegal ballot harvesting?

I just hope it's not more BS distraction.

https://tinyurl.com/y3pw4f7z

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (8B6Ng)

278 A lot of interesting uprisings in UK and Australia about draconian restrictions.
Interesting in that we really aren't seeing it here.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (AwPyG)

279 And the market was way up.


I went mostly back to cash again on Friday.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (gDxfW)

280 ARM's public comms are not as absurd as, say, Iran's or North Korea's. AZR's probably will verge on that level, haven't checked them as much. ARM info will be less reliable than anything coming from a 1st World country involved in shooting (oops - meant to say, the US - which is the only country in the category, thanks to the uselessness of everyone else), but less ridiculous than AZR.

And the Turkish drone thing is kind of interesting. They've been using them with success in Syria, including against Russian units. UAVs are a much lower barrier-to-entry military technology for 2nd tier producers than anything as useful, in a long time.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (OTzUX)

281 269 246 AtC Broke the Blog
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (wL


You think she shorted it out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (emxxF)

*laffs, then cowers*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

282 Weasel, Ace should never have left fixing blog problems to the NEST Team!

(If you've watched Special Bulletin you'll get that joke)
:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

283 What'll I do with only 6 inches!? (Sorry, that one's been pent up for awhile).
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Slap her and give it to her twice!

--- Just the punchline

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Rvt88)

284 >>You think she shorted it out?


Not a long jump to Ground.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (wL/71)

285 FIRST ! ! ! 1 1 ! 1 ! !

Posted by: commentator at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (bjCNA)

286 168 161 133 Be honest.

You thought Big Tech was shutting Ace down.
Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mceqi)


Nah.. I just thought Ace fucked up.. I Kid
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (Zmnko)
.......

some shelves fell and squashed his laptop

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

287 I got my PA absentee ballot by email. PDF is password protected. They don't tell you what the password is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dNzKv)

288 251
People are commenting faster than I can read again ...


Posted by: Palindrome Paduan


There's a lot of pent up demand.

Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (v16oJ)

289 Pent-up commenting demand causes run on comments, takes out hamster colony in New Zealand. Pixy pissed.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (/uaBM)

290 Y'all just want Seven of Nine to go into osculatory overload.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (DMUuz)

291 281 269 246 AtC Broke the Blog
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:04 PM (wL


You think she shorted it out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:06 PM (emxxF)

*laffs, then cowers*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

Ran face-first into the power cord for the server.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

292 The same thing you do with 4.

Posted by: Farmer Bob's wife at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (SWbVS)

293 I've been thinking about another pair of Paul Bonds for awhile.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (4vNgL)

294
282 Weasel, Ace should never have left fixing blog problems to the NEST Team!

(If you've watched Special Bulletin you'll get that joke)
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)
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Haven't yet but it's WAY up on my list!

Posted by: Weasel at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (MVjcR)

295 @ProfMJCleveland

Okay, this is hilarious! Peter Strzok's attorney is telling Judge Sullivan that @SidneyPowell1 is violating a court order by filing these additional disclosures.

https://tinyurl.com/y3awe9y3

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (cF8AT)

296 Trump got his THIRD Nobel nomination.

Hot damn

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (emxxF)

297 >nooz is reporting a cyber attack on a hospital outside Philly



how many cybers are involved

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (iTXRQ)

298
I got my PA absentee ballot by email. PDF is password protected. They don't tell you what the password is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dNzKv)

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passw0rd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (mht8P)

299 Nood

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)

300 I've spent way more on Halloween decorations over the years than I have on Christmas. I love them. But we're not really a Halloween household anymore, so I miss it.

Still, when I go in stores now, even the cheap crep one sees in Walgreens, I am tempted.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 06:59 PM (hku12)
---

I still do. For me, October is the second month of the Halloween season.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 07:01 PM (Dc2NZ)


Le sigh... I get Spirit Halloween mailings year round. And of course this time of year they really step it up. I don't even look at them anymore. It's too painful.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (hku12)

301 253
Why are the core ejectors always offline? How is that even possible?


cuts down on accodents.

"it has been 23[ 0 days since the last accidental core ejection"

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (UPjBG)

302 Comrades welcome to aoshqai! After a brief interruption, Ace and his cobs are luxuriating in special resorts while our ai carries on. Opportunities await you in the resort! Our aggressive recruiting is underway. You will enjoy planting and harvesting rice; we will enjoy harvesting your organs.

Posted by: Harris/Biden FunCampCo at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (p8n91)

303 bonhomme, that quote from Posobiec - ""Authorities in WI are now taking measures to prepare for an announcement in Kenosha" - you mean to tell me that "authorities" don't have to "take measures" just to "prepare" for an announcement that infuriates non-authoritarians?

Why, it's almost like there's a divide, between civilized, and uncivilized, people, in the US.

I said almost.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

304 Anyone else having trouble with the comments this afternoon?
Posted by: Weasel


Ummm...no, why do you ask?

Posted by: Miklos, with Buster Keaton facial expression at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)

305

free pic of Hillaries boobs in 1970 and another in 2020

https:: ittybittyonanuggo1970

httpssss::::dawrinklesonafatso2020



eyebleach sold separately

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (GIeIM)

306 passw0rd



admin

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (gDxfW)

307 Comments back? Wonderful!

Why does Oregon have a budgetary surplus, pray tell?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (d0vJg)

308 LOL Trump's taxes are the most carefully gone over in history and they've got NOTHING

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (HwiWi)

309 From Jack Posobiec:

"Authorities in WI are now taking measures to prepare for an announcement in Kenosha"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yym7jmbm

Hopefully that means good news for the side of truth and justice.

Posted by: bonhomme






Hopefully, Deadeye Kyle is going to walk out of jail tonight and say: "I shot those fuckers and I'd shoot those fuckers again, yes ah would."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (BM2fS)

310 Comment on the old tattoo post:

Five years ago, I was in one of those "how to search for a job" classes. I mentioned to the "teacher" that because I have no tattoos, that was a plus, right? She looked at me like I had whizzed in her face! The rules have changed. Tattoos and piercings are a _plus_ for job searchers now, I guess.

I got kicked out of the "class" anyway. When I gave my 30-second "elevator speech," I aced it, and the whole class applauded. Then I told them that I had just done an imitation of a phony used-car salesman cloned with a crooked tele-evangelist. Out I went, with a police escort. Hello early retirement!

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (qpX6U)

311 I've spent way more on Halloween decorations over the years than I have on Christmas. I love them. But we're not really a Halloween household anymore, so I miss it.

Still, when I go in stores now, even the cheap crep one sees in Walgreens, I am tempted.
_______________

Yep, I love Halloween and I decorate too (skeletons, naturally). I just wouldn't spend $300 on a 12-foot one. I'd be tempted if it was cheaper, but I still wouldn't get it because I wouldn't have room enough anywhere to store it after Halloween. From the photos of it in the article, the thing is huge and would take up half my garage.

But hey, for those who can afford it and have the space to store it (and the patience to spend 2 hours putting it together), have at it!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (k4dH2)

312 passw0rd



admin

Posted by: Grump928(C)




P A S S W O R D

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (BM2fS)

313 Weasel, consider that comment a bit of a preview then. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)

314 Well you see, the $421mm in loans Trump has personal guarantees on, the Twitter Certified Tax and Business Experts inform me:

1) Are never usual in the course of business
2) Will not and cannot be refinancined or restructured before they are
3) Due in full next year
4) Payable to Duechebank as it was money laundered through from Russia
5) Proves why Trump pulled our troops out of Syria
6) Shows Trump has to keep the presidency so he won't have to pay it back

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (aO8Gd)

315 Why are the core ejectors always offline? How is that even possible?

MY core ejector worked the other day!

Posted by: Jerrold "whoops" Nadler at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (p8n91)

316 287 I got my PA absentee ballot by email. PDF is password protected. They don't tell you what the password is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dNzKv)


Only the person casting the ballot needs to know it.

Take the hint.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (d0vJg)

317 In 1970, Hillary had a little bit of a Jan Brady look/vibe going. Not no mo.

Also at that time, RBG had a Marcia Brady vibe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Yes, but were you able to establish a temporary tachyon matrix in the site's main deflector?

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (t+7Up)



it only worked after he reversed the polarity.

Not if the flux capacitor isn't using bosons, it doesn't.
Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 07:02 PM (v16oJ)
------
With the oscillation overthruster hooked up in parallel.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 07:05 PM (YWy5z)
.........

Should have started by checking the tire pressure.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

319 Some Biden aide in TX has also been arrested (or charged?) over ballot-harvesting fraud too. At Insty's.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (an7Mv)

320 *Looks around at the devastation*

*Kicks some dirt*

Well, we survived The Big One. It was a close-run thing, but we made it.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (/uaBM)

321 287 I got my PA absentee ballot by email. PDF is password protected. They don't tell you what the password is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

omg lol

KTY requested an absentee ballot
wonder what will happen

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (nUhF0)

322 308 LOL Trump's taxes are the most carefully gone over in history and they've got NOTHING
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (HwiWi)


They seem to think that Trump fires up TurboTax and does his own taxes. He's probably never read his tax returns. I know I never read mine; when I get them from my accountant, I just sign them, write a check, and forget the whole thing as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (d0vJg)

323 305 free pic of Hillaries boobs in 1970 and another in 2020
https:: ittybittyonanuggo1970
httpssss::::dawrinklesonafatso2020
eyebleach sold separately
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (GIeIM)

IS THERE NO MORE BANHAMMER?!!
CLEEEEEEEANUP

Posted by: REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (p8n91)

324 Password

Try the last 4 digits of your SS number.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (sd8p8)

325 Scott Atlas? The cartoonist??

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (an7Mv)

326 How many people bought stuff on line while the comments were down?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (sd8p8)

327 They seem to think that Trump fires up TurboTax and does his own taxes. He's probably never read his tax returns. 
----
99% of the people commenting on them couldn't do their own 1040EZ without software.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 07:18 PM (aO8Gd)

328 Kind of sobering to think the the Left would gladly kill this website if they could.
Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 06:57 PM (bCLt0)


True. You notice that leftists always want people/ companies/ information sources (most famously Fox) banned? I never heard a conservative wanting Air America banned; we were just pleased when it went belly up. And I've never heard anyone even want NPR banned; just taken off of the taxpayers' tab, that's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 07:18 PM (d0vJg)

329 Halloween question:

Does anybody know of a full size skeleton that has fully movable ball and socket shoulders, so that the arms can be lifted to the *side*? (like Jesus on the Cross)

The Home Depot and Spirit of Halloween store skeletons all only can lift their arms to the front or rear.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 07:18 PM (Ae67h)

330 No comments so I read CONTENT over and over and over and over...

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (99Nt9)

331 87
Joe and Hunter to be extradited to Ukraine???

https://twitter.com/DHvpwNI0ZIpntY0/status/
1310487012181385217
Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 06:49 PM (an7Mv)


This seems big to me, and no comments yet?

Posted by: Jack Schitt at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (SnLSx)

332 Who else besides me blamed themselves when the comments wouldn't work?
That is my default, I screwed up. LOL

Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (w7KSn)

333 OMG now I know what alcoholics experience in withdrawal. It was like that movie, Lost Weekend, only I was desperately looking for a Comments fix. Started to shake and noticed pink elephants gathering outside with the green snakes. Please, Pixy, don't let it happen again!

Posted by: Ruthless


Our Internet connection went down Saturday night and didn't come back up until yesterday afternoon. We went cold turkey for that time. The horror.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (d0vJg)

334 241 also, Legal Insurrection has a long item about Project Veritas covering pretty major voting fraud in Ilhan Omar's vicinity.

We definitely need more Somalis here. That's for sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (d0vJg)

335 This seems big to me, and no comments yet?
Me too but the comment rage was pent up a long time today; so we'll have to wait until the dam bursts.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (an7Mv)

336 I think research is in order: and this is DEFINITELY the story of the Day:



https://tinyurl.com/y2lbvjrp



scroll down, you'll find it.



also - I think the cops way overreacted there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 06:58 PM (V2Yro)


He should have said that he was peacefully protesting. I guess the tackle was because he committed he high crime of not wearing a mask.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (T3t2v)

337 USA Today is looking out for you.

Incredible: USA Today fact checks The Babylon Bee's "claim" that Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death was overturned by 9th circuit court

-
Turns out it's not true. Thank God.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:24 PM (+y/Ru)

338 335
This seems big to me, and no comments yet?
Me too but the comment rage was pent up a long time today; so we'll have to wait until the dam bursts.


Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (an7Mv)

Ok, got it. Need to flush out the tits, guns, etc. comments first?

Posted by: Jack Schitt at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (SnLSx)

339 USA Today is looking out for you.



Incredible: USA Today fact checks The Babylon Bee's "claim" that Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death was overturned by 9th circuit court



-

Turns out it's not true. Thank God.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:24 PM (+y/Ru)


They.....wow....just wow.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (T3t2v)

340 Yes, Jack.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (an7Mv)

341 Glenn Reynolds comments at USA Today, I think. I imagine he's embarrassed.

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 07:27 PM (bCLt0)

342 340
Yes, Jack.

Seems you know me. Biden doesn't know me.

Posted by: Jack Schitt at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (SnLSx)

343 Sad day, my Cinnamon died this morning, buried her when I got home, wife had a few words written out.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (OjZpE)

344 Been checking on the status, took some time as the site barely loaded and side bar wasn't coming up.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (OjZpE)

345 Sad day, my Cinnamon died this morning, buried her when I got home, wife had a few words written out.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (sG4Hj)

346 343 Sad day, my Cinnamon died this morning, buried her when I got home, wife had a few words written out.
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (OjZpE)


Sorry, my friend. Losing a member of the family is hard. I know, personally.

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (bCLt0)

347 I thought the browser I use exclusively for here and the forum went out but the forum was working fine so started using the 2 other browsers and they were fine except here. Finally the side bar came up and saw what happened.
Even tried the black out blog but nothing new there.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (OjZpE)

348 19 1/2 years Cinnamon was around, her sister died in 2016.
No more cups and a lap kitty on the weekends.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (OjZpE)

349 Why does Oregon have a budgetary surplus, pray tell?

Hint: Fed and Treas. funny money

(from the linked article) :

Federal aid, part of the CARES Act, also provided a $14 billion boost to the Oregon economy. About half that figure came from Paycheck Protection Program loans. The other half went to households as expanded unemployment and household recovery rebates.

"The impact of this money is not that incomes were maintained, but incomes are higher today than they were pre-COVID, because of all this federal support," said economist Josh Lehner.


(emph. mine )

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (786Ro)

350 190


Nicolle Wallace asks celebrity actor Jeff Daniels about Trump's (disproven) Russian links-





Here's the easy way to remember-- Daniels played 'Dumber.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles
And all he had to do was, act naturally.

Posted by: Zombie Buck Owens at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (LBiyC)

351 348 19 1/2 years Cinnamon was around, her sister died in 2016.
No more cups and a lap kitty on the weekends.
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (OjZpE)

My dog passed a little over a year ago. I still miss him. A lot. I am going to wait a while longer before having another dog, I think.

Posted by: tubal at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (bCLt0)

352 251
People are commenting faster than I can read again ...


Posted by: Palindrome Paduan

I'm typing slowly because I know you don't read very fast.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (LBiyC)

353 Sad day, my Cinnamon died this morning, buried her when I got home, wife had a few words written out.
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (OjZpE)


Sorry to hear that Skip.

Posted by: WeBoned! at September 28, 2020 07:45 PM (8k7U7)

354 Big day tomorrow, Gen Flynn hea ring at 11am, will any of the new FBI admitting it was all a plot to trap Trump even matter?
Then the debate which hope to stay up if I can nap when I get home.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (OjZpE)

355 @cajun4trump

This is GOLD!

WE ARE NO LONGER SILENT!!

https://tinyurl.com/y6cubrhy

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 07:49 PM (cF8AT)

356 Skip. I'm so sorry about Cinnamon. Poor little kitty.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (EVJ0V)

357

Shaun Thompson on AM 560 is talking about a friend of his who got a mail in ballot for his mother. His mother who died 11 years ago. No problems with mailing in voting comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (T3t2v)

358 Charley Kurk filled in for Prager and the 1/2 trip home was all about all kinds of vote fraud. Read a article this afternoon lots of states with motor voter is made for illegals to vote, Pennsylvania being one.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (OjZpE)

359 USA Today is a parody of the Bee? Makes sense.

Posted by: klaftern at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (RuIsu)

360 That's one way for a state to get a Federal budget bailout: fob off the job of policing on the federal government.
I hope the next Congress returns the favor by cutting all federal funds to "anarchist" cities and states.

Posted by: jdgalt at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (3SFo/)

361 Looks like Talcum X was on the Tube, flogging a book...?

Ugly as a mud fence!


Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at September 28, 2020 11:35 PM (Mce6+)

362 First?

Posted by: Jasonj at September 30, 2020 01:46 PM (eEkno)

363 A nice new comment section.

Trump - 12 more years

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 30, 2020 01:46 PM (v2c9/)

364 OUCH!

Posted by: The Hamsters at September 30, 2020 01:46 PM (YqED9)

365 I thought I was going to be first.

I ended up 363.

That also summarizes Biden's day yesterday.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 30, 2020 01:48 PM (v2c9/)

366 Last comment in.

Just like Trump.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 30, 2020 01:50 PM (v2c9/)

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