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Watch a Lie About Amy Coney Barrett Migrate from Leftwing Clickbait to a Reuters Story In Just Six Hours

First, the unprofessional clickbait mill carrying the zombie brand name "Newsweek" published a claim that Amy Coney Barrett's religious group inspired the cult in Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale."

Then a later correction admitted the story got it wrong -- Atwood had mentioned a different religious group:

Correction: This article's headline originally stated that People of Praise inspired 'The Handmaid's Tale'. The book's author, Margaret Atwood, has never specifically mentioned the group as being the inspiration for her work. A New Yorker profile of the author from 2017 mentions a newspaper clipping as part of her research for the book of a different charismatic Catholic group, People of Hope. Newsweek regrets the error.

So they got the religious group wrong. You'd think that would be the end of things.

(You'd also think it would be the end of things that Margaret Atwood based The Handmaid's Tale on the loss of women's rights in the radicalized theocracy of Iran. But I guess the author of this piece, Khaleda Rahman, didn't want to get into the Islamic inspiration for the book.)

But the story was left online.

And now Reuters decides that an erroneous, corrected story on a garbage-tier clickbait mill is all that their journalistic standards require to publish the story themselves.

Some have likened People of Praise, a self-described charismatic Christian community, to the totalitarian, male-dominated society of Margaret Atwood’s novel "The Handmaid's Tale."

Who's doing this "likening"?

Why are you deliberately avoiding citing the garbage-tier clickbait mill story from Newsweek?

Is it because of that huge correction, admitting they confused the People of Hope with the People of Praise?


Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:04 PM (UWqZJ)

2 They are 13 year old girls with a severe fixation on popular TV Dramas.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:05 PM (rTQsf)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Second?

Posted by: CN at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (ONvIw)

5 Huh? Wha?

Sorry, Mommy says I can't talk to anyone today.

Posted by: Drooling' Joe Biden! at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

6 Some say...

Posted by: huerfano at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (9dnxb)

7 It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: Stuff 90's TV shows taught the media. at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (Ojki1)

8 1 first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:04 PM (UWqZJ)


You really should be more exuberant about such things.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Well, the Left has been using the Handmaid's Tale against Pence, and more recently, Kavanaugh, so *of course* they're going to apply it now.

Their tv show on Hulu was a nice bit of battlefield prep -- get the cray-cray feminists all riled up about a Christian theocracy and then turn 'em loose on Republicans.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

10 8 1 first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:04 PM (UWqZJ)

You really should be more exuberant about such things.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

*heavy sigh*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (UWqZJ)

11 BabylonBee:
Constitution To Be Replaced By List Of Ginsburg's Last Wishes

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (3aI0K)

12 Judge Barrett should get a very tiny robe.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (rTQsf)

13 That is one seriously cute judge.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (3P/5p)

14 This is why a serial molester with dementia is currently polling above 40 percent in a presidential election.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (datdl)

15 We will see all kinds of this shit if she is the pick.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (CjFDo)

16 Margaret Atwood really set the feminist crazies into action didn't she?

Posted by: CN at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (ONvIw)

17 ACB would also be the first hawt SCOTUS justice. Am I an evil person for noticing that?


TBF, Sandra Day O'Connor was reasonably attractive, but much older.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (v16oJ)

18 Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (RuIsu)

19 Media = ENEMY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

20 From top to bottom, it's clownish hacks, all the way.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (BzsyE)

21 Wowzers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (Rk6Cp)

22 Yes, THREE DAYS of hearings. What a great idea.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (Oka5v)

23 9 Well, the Left has been using the Handmaid's Tale against Pence, and more recently, Kavanaugh, so *of course* they're going to apply it now.

Their tv show on Hulu was a nice bit of battlefield prep -- get the cray-cray feminists all riled up about a Christian theocracy and then turn 'em loose on Republicans.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

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So, are we done with the idea that the future is female and just settling on the idea that the future is a bland paste of whatever progressives feel like expressing on the day?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (UWqZJ)

24 Pretty lady.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (bCLt0)

25 OK, I see I'm not the only one.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (v16oJ)

26 Life would be better if that dogshit Canuck book had never been written.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (y7DUB)

27
Also a thread where people don't type in all caps? I'm wearing my glasses. I can see what you type without all caps.

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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE FEN OH SO SWEET BUT SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TEMPT THE DARK SIDE OF THE BLOG!!!

Posted by: Ben Rotheleisburgers at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (8XRCm)

28 Crap, read the content

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (yN+uL)

29
There are some people who have likened Joe Biden's eyes to piss-holes in snow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (G51Gf)

30 Layers and layers of fact checks.

Course their are all stoned or have IQs of 50, but still...

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Ojki1)

31 Funny how the MSM has made "fact checking" one of their biggest efforts in the last 5 or so years at the same time journalists have given up all pretense of objectivity. eh?

It's almost like they had to create "fact checking" as part of the psy ops.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

32 Reporting by retraction. Again.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (8B6Ng)

33 Why is the left obsessed with The Handmaids Tale?

Do they fantasize about being useful to society because they know that they are not?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (1ISKN)

34 Trump is literally going to take us to hanmaids tale!

Kavanaugh is literally going to take us to handmaids tale!

ACB is literally going to take us to handmaids tale!

So says the left, who is literally living 1984 and F451.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (4SXLy)

35 Anonymous sources liken it...

We heard someone in a bathroom stall say...

A note written in block letters and left on the A-Train said...


Journalism today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (kTi97)

36 Not the first fiction they have used against a Republican nominee.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (ZfRYq)

37 @17 pep

Milf cred is seconded.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Ectld)

38 I would smack that on the ass and ask permission to treat it as a hostile witness.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (rTQsf)

39 And yet they wonder why we have no respect for them and don't believe anything they say.

Nor do they understand when we mock them for being biased when they claim that they are UNBIASED when we've watched them lying for 30 years or more about their bias.

They are the most unselfaware group of people who've ever been watched.

And when it all blows up in their face they will stand around and wonder why.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (0rE1j)

40 I say no hearings, just a vote.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

41 Wait till you see the fem version of "Mike Mulligan's Steam Shovel". Lots of flannel.

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (RuIsu)

42 Jodie Foster, the Reagan family is on line two, please. Ms. Foster line two.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (X8FkQ)

43 35 Trump is literally going to take us to hanmaids tale!

Kavanaugh is literally going to take us to handmaids tale!

ACB is literally going to take us to handmaids tale!

So says the left, who is literally living 1984 and F451.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (4SXLy)

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I'm just waiting for the pro-life movement to start advocating for forced abortions of those they dislike.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (UWqZJ)

44 SCJILF

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (3P/5p)

45 "People of hope". "People of praise". It's all the same for leftist journalists who hate conservative Christians and yammer on about " Imaginary friend in the sky."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (WkPC9)

46 How many ppl think the left planned on a SC decision 5-4 going their way after the election? States w R governors and/or SOS only have 246 EV ( and that includes NH-4 that HRC won.) Lots of legal maneuvering w those other 292 EV's from Biden-friendly governors/SOS. No wonder they are having a meltdown over ACB. Their pathway to victory is much more difficult.

Posted by: EveR at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (R0z7P)

47 yay nood!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (nUhF0)

48 >>I would smack that on the ass and ask permission to treat it as a hostile witness.

You don't have to act all butch for us. We don't judge you/

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)

49 First, the unprofessional clickbait mill carrying the zombie brand name "Newsweek" published a claim that Amy Coney Barrett's religious group inspired the cult in Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale."


_________



"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (WqPYg)

50 The left has gotten careless and lazy. They are no longer willing to do the hard work of disguising their intentions. More people are wising up every day.

Posted by: iandeal at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (7F3r5)

51 39
I would smack that on the ass and ask permission to treat it as a hostile witness.


So, you'd like to explore her legal briefs?

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (v16oJ)

52 Now THAT'S a clump of cells.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (X8FkQ)

53 @34 sniffybigtoe
"Do they fantasize..."

Yes. It's rape fantasy and family fantasy all rolled into one.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (Ectld)

54 Slanders and abuse...git some!

Posted by: BignJames at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (AwYPR)

55 I think the feminists are obsessed with The Handmaids Tale because they wish that someone wanted to f'k them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (1ISKN)

56
The Wizard of Oz? US Presidential Candidate's Campaign Under Scrutiny

Posted by: Not a Reuters Headline at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (G51Gf)

57 the press is so dorky-girly they probably have their new Journo-list thing on a hidden TWoP board

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (j9HX3)

58 44 SCJILF

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (3P/5p)


Oh you little scamp.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (ZfRYq)

59 The liars and Reuters are the same people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (ifmtJ)

60 "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher"

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (ch6++)

61
I say no hearings, just a vote.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

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And miss all that sweet sweet Democrat over reach that makes KILLER campaign ads.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

62 45 "People of hope". "People of praise". It's all the same for leftist journalists who hate conservative Christians and yammer on about " Imaginary friend in the sky."

I was just typing that same sentence so I'll just stop and second yours! (Except mine said "Sky Jeebus")

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (jbF6h)

63 Since JK Rowling went full TERF, it appears that The Handmaid's Tale has replaced Harry Potter as "book the left didn't read but watched the show to compare Orange Man Things to."

Posted by: El Kabong at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (datdl)

64 Some have likened People of Praise, a self-described charismatic Christian community, to the totalitarian, male-dominated society of Margaret Atwood's novel "The Handmaid's Tale."
Who's doing this "likening"?
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Geez, Ace. Some have *likened*, past tense.

Just like the Newsweak article before the disclaimer *likened* it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (Eicbe)

65 So what percentage of women are hysterical feminazis ala Christine Blasey Ford, versus normal, loving, responsible, and kind nurturers, like Mrs. Farmer Bob and, ostensibly ACB?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (Hf7hU)

66 I'd be willing to bet anybody that posted the facts before the retraction on FB was censored/deleted and had their account suspended.

Post retraction, they're still having to fight to get their account reinstated. Because it was still conspiracy back when they posted it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (8B6Ng)

67 I say no hearings, just a vote.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

No Spartacus?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (1ISKN)

68
Those "Some" guys sure have a lot to answer for.


Strange that no one's ever seen them before.


Hmmmm.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (EERbD)

69 >>Why is the left obsessed with The Handmaids Tale?

Do they fantasize about being useful to society because they know that they are not?
- - - -

Think it's a women's studies thing?

But more recently, this book has been pushed bigly by the media, including the Emmy award (and maybe golden globe, too?) tv show + Amazon pushing the book as a free Prime Reading option for years.

This was planted, it is not organic.

The worst part is that the actress who produced and stars in the show is a freakin' SCIENTOLOGIST.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

70 Next up from Newsweek: "Amy Coney Barret is a witch! Burn her ... burn her!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (WqPYg)

71 I'm not going to bother watching one minute of the three day Performance Art. We all know what's coming.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (bCLt0)

72 If journalists and news outlets don't care about spreading misinformation as a political means, you can bet average Facebook user won't mind doing it either.



Ruth Bader Ginsberg drank blood from aborted babies.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (n2JA9)

73 61
I say no hearings, just a vote.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

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And miss all that sweet sweet Democrat over reach that makes KILLER campaign ads.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

===========

If Democrats on the committee play nice, they depress their base.

If they attack like a rabid animal, they depress their support from suburban women.

Do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (UWqZJ)

74 Why will they bother with a hearing?

Just have all the Dems screeds against the nominee read into the record and hold the vote.

The Dems don't even have to show up.

Have all the fireworks in the Senate where they can really get going.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (0rE1j)

75
Wait.

Catholics are the inspiration for a story about polygamy and forced abortions..... ?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

76 Also 'The Handmaiden's Tale' is fanfic.
Well-written fanfic, but fanfic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (ifmtJ)

77
Some say = Fake News

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (EERbD)

78 SCJILF



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (3P/5p)

Rule 34. There's a porn for that.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (88+cf)

79 I can't imagine basing a novel about the subjugation of women on an repressive Islamic country.

Posted by: Reuter's Reporter at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (nFRLh)

80 18 Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?
Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (RuIsu)

We should should have been a little more suggestive with titles when we asked the Millenials to read something other than Harry Potter. ^^U

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (Ojki1)

81 Related, someone posted a Snopes article about Trump retweeting something. Snopes has helpfully gone all-in on being an editorial and no longer just having heavy bias. IIRC their comment on the "fact checking" was that this is just another instance of Trump rejecting societal norms and lowering the quality of Republican presidential candidates expectations or something along those lines.

Them masks is coming off all over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (X8FkQ)

82 Some have likened Reuters to Pravda.

Posted by: Some at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (63Dwl)

83 Well, Cookie Milano can get some more use out of her Handmaid's cosplay costume.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (jbF6h)

84 I say no hearings, just a vote.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

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And miss all that sweet sweet Democrat over reach that makes KILLER campaign ads.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)
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I gotta go with fixerupper. Sucks for ACB though.

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (G0vdT)

85 65 So what percentage of women are hysterical feminazis ala Christine Blasey Ford, versus normal, loving, responsible, and kind nurturers, like Mrs. Farmer Bob and, ostensibly ACB?


I think it's probably 20/80 leftist psychos to normal women - like the general population of the US

I honestly think we overestimate their numbers - they are so screechy and loud and pushy!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (j9HX3)

86 It's a lie that they can get behind. Facts never entered in to the equation.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (pB6Gt)

87 The Handmaid's Tale is fap material for fatties

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (nFwvY)

88 75
Wait.

Catholics are the inspiration for a story about polygamy and forced abortions..... ?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

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Well, a certain unrealistic perception of Catholicism.

Mixed with a very real perception of Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (UWqZJ)

89 What's amazing is that after getting wrong the whole group connected (in some way) to Coney-Barrett, they didn't *retract* the story, but simply put a note that the story was crocked.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (Eicbe)

90 I said the day RBG died that Graham should make the Dems pay for the Kavanaugh shenanigans by not having hearings.

Just a vote and send it to the floor.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (ZfRYq)

91 The icky Christian angle.

Shocked face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (kTi97)

92
Do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (UWqZJ)

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This.

And we can give them an extra day or two if they need it.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

93
If I were a judge, I wouldn't smile for photographs. They'd all look like those portrait photos from the nineteenth century.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (W3n3j)

94 Some sources have likened --- Reuters to just another branch of the DNC propaganda machine -- along with 95% of Oligarch Owned Media, serving the DeepState/Corporate/Globalist Narrative.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (Cus5s)

95 38- sure, Jan.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (Hf7hU)

96 Well, you know, man, she's weird because she had sex consensual sex with her husband at least several times and had babies and stuff. Which is something no normal woman has done before. We're assuming it was consensual, of course. Maybe we ought to look into where Burt Kavanaugahyde was at when she got pregnant. Anyway, I think we all understand that she has very strange ideas about how to use her own vagina and such.

Posted by: ear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (H5knJ)

97 I say no hearings, just a vote.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

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And miss all that sweet sweet Democrat over reach that makes KILLER campaign ads.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)


It would be nice to grill a nominee from a conservative standpoint. For example: how many times do you think John Roberts has deserved a public hanging?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (y7DUB)

98 Catholics are the inspiration for a story about polygamy and forced abortions..... ?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

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It's like when they don't allow you to eat fish on Friday!

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (Eicbe)

99 Fantastic Four villain Dr. Doom was based on Amy Coney Barrett.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)

100 >>the press is so dorky-girly they probably have their new Journo-list thing on a hidden TWoP board


Here's one: private twitter chat group the Decency Collective. It includes democrats, activists and celebrities coordinating their messaging.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (bDqIh)

101 Christians gonna put all y'all women barefoot and pregnant!

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (HwiWi)

102 The author of the Handmaid's Tale books was inspired by her upbringing in...New England.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (jbF6h)

103 People of praise = bad
People of color = good

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (X8FkQ)

104 I'm a bear, not an ear.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (H5knJ)

105 It is really a crappy book.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (JFO2v)

106 Who is likening it?

Some people.

Which people?
Some. People.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (FJL6J)

107 I desperately want to file a Friend of the Court briefing, in chambers.

I'd like to invite Kristi Noem to also file.

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (6MoD2)

108 so can the group sue or something?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (nUhF0)

109 I'd like to stare at her decisis.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (v16oJ)

110 Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (n2JA9)


I thought she bathed in it.


I KNOW she made Matzo with babies blood. I read that in some German guys book.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (0rE1j)

111 As Ace alluded to in his post, the biggest lie built into "The Handmaids Tale" is that it falsely smears Christians with what is in fact the Standard Doctrine and Policy of Islam.

The whole book is a shriek that says "Christians are just as bad as Muslims!!! And forgot about the Muslims!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)

112 And miss all that sweet sweet Democrat over reach that makes KILLER campaign ads.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

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Some say that's why the Dems are thinking of "boycotting" the hearings. So they can deprive us of the footage of loons melting down.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (Eicbe)

113
Correction: Amy Coney Barrett stated that her favorite Ingmar Bergmann film is "People of the Summer Night," not that she joined the Manson Family. We regret the error.

Posted by: Newsweak at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (G51Gf)

114
Limit the hearing to 3 hours on each side,

then vote.


Three hours gives the Dims a nice concentrated span of time to barf out all their poison, tantrums, and outrage.

Much easier to make commercials against them then.

Make it so.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (EERbD)

115 If I were a judge, I wouldn't smile for photographs. They'd all look like those portrait photos from the nineteenth century.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 12:13 PM (W3n3j)


--

Seconded.

Stern look, chin up.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (4k/Uz)

116 he author of the Handmaid's Tale books was inspired by her upbringing in...New England.

-

Ev'rybody knows the states switched names in the 60s, dummy. Read some history.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (X8FkQ)

117 Let me see if I understand this correctly...

Woman who succeeds ON HER OWN WITHOUT BEING "MARRIED" TO AN ARKANSAS PEDOPHILE OR SCREWING WILLIE BROWN is the inspiration for a dystopian book.

Got it.

Seriously, how do their heads not detonate Scanners style?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (XrCyE)

118 Did not know that about the HMT

Thanks ace

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (KCDog)

119 >>I say no hearings, just a vote.


Fuck that.

Trump promised us a Female SCJ :

We better get a fucking Wet T-Shirt Contest.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (rTQsf)

120 Watch a Lie About Amy Coney Barrett Migrate from Leftwing Clickbait to a Reuters Story In Just Six Hours



There is zero difference between the crap that Vox or HuffPo pushes and the MFM. I'm sure they're employing all of the same kind of people.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (0UNy6)

121 18
Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?

Posted by: klaftern at September 24, 2020 12:07 PM (RuIsu)

Would that be The Lusty Argonian Maid?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (FJL6J)

122 Who is likening it?

Some people.

Which people?
Some. People.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (FJL6J)
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Newsweak.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (Eicbe)

123
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (HwiWi)


And chains. Don't forget the chains.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (0rE1j)

124 Let me be the first to say to anti Catholic bigots. Fuck you Kkk facists. Ok maybe not first but fuck you anyhow.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (0OmEj)

125 Watch them run and hide behind any criticism, "This is just like calling for the death of journalists-- while journalists are being killed around the world!"

That's after the "innocent mistake" defense falls

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (yV2So)

126 113
Correction: Amy Coney Barrett stated that her favorite Ingmar Bergmann film is "People of the Summer Night," not that she joined the Manson Family. We regret the error.
Posted by: Newsweak at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (G51Gf)

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"Correction: It was "Smiles of a Summer Night". We don't even know the art films we claim to love."
-Newsweek

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (UWqZJ)

127 Is anyone saying Trump raped ACB yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (X8FkQ)

128 No hearings. Get this DONE.

I don't trust 2020 one bit. while we have the wind at our backs on this, DO IT.

don't give the Left any extra time

they have shown they will literally do ANYTHING to hold on to power, or even just to punish the American people.

rip the bandaid off; get the court squared away

we're going to need it. very soon. maybe yesterday.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (j9HX3)

129 The only idiots falling for this Reuters shit are crazoids that want to believe it's true.

FFS we've already LARP'd Walking Dead, Outbreak and Red Dawn II : China Invasion now we are going to play-pretend Handmaid's Tail.


" oh rape me, good sirrah! Thou art my master..."


Grow the hell up , you hacktastic 9 year olds.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (3P/5p)

130 Actually, it would be worth it to see ACB get Nominated just to hear Feinstein blather on about. "The dogma is strong within you" and Kamala yammer on rudely and condescendingly and interrupt. I mean Kamala isn't a doing a darn thing on the campaign trail, is she? She might as well be in DC on the Judiciary Committee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (WkPC9)

131 I'll ask one more time: Is the chance of fraud in early voting (using the same kind of machines) any higher than in voting on election day itself?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (Ejm1K)

132 Why is the left obsessed with The Handmaids Tale?

It serves two purposes: it's a useful tool to keep their stable of crazy white females focused on aborting babies no man will touch them to conceive, and it misdirects attention away from the fact that it's about Iran.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (ZGrMX)

133 I say no hearings, just a vote.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bCLt0)
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And miss all that sweet sweet Democrat over reach that makes KILLER campaign ads.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)


I think Trump's campaign marketing team is already begging for relief. They've got a year's worth of content.

I want to see one with Palsi's good morning brain freeze, Nadler's shart and Biden's neues Treueversprechen.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (8B6Ng)

134 Mockingbird

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Tackle Box at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (pibWu)

135 74 Why will they bother with a hearing?

They shouldn't.. She was already dragged through the mud, I mean vetted, not too long ago.. Tell them to look at the transcripts of that and then go F' Themselves...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (Zmnko)

136 I'm all in favor of letting the Democrats on the Judiciary Committee talk again on national television for as long as they want. It turned out well for them last time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (XrCyE)

137 The only time I ever hear about this fictional book (or movie or whatever) is when there's a supreme court nomination. The communist left is so fucking weird.

Posted by: The King of Headbutting at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (XVix5)

138 speaking of ACB, I have a feeling Manchin will be allowed to vote for her if she goes through anyway
maybe in exchange for Collins

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (nUhF0)

139 127 Is anyone saying Trump raped ACB yet?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (X8FkQ)

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"Anonymous sources in the White House say that Trump would only nominate ACB if she blew him in the Oval Office and let him stick a cigar insider her."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (UWqZJ)

140 Pretty sure I saw ACB on an early Jurists Gone Wild video.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (rTQsf)

141 The Wizard of Oz? US Presidential Candidate's Campaign Under Scrutiny
Posted by: Not a Reuters Headline

Pay no attention to the candidate in the basement!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)

142 What is kinda cool is that Dems are worried that Diane Feinstein is too much of a feeb to handle the hearings.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (ZfRYq)

143 Did y'all hear?

That woman who's up for the Supreme Court started a cult and they made a movie about it!

We can't let her on the court!

Posted by: Grandma Kelly at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (kTi97)

144 All those Christians look alike, you know with their Bibles and Guns and burning crosses.

Posted by: Duh Media at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (NgKpN)

145 Well since it's come up, sort of, there's a new-ish video clip of Gov. Noem (GILF-SD) around, with her in a cornfield, shootin' a bird with a shotgun.

And yeah, hawt.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (OTzUX)

146 a different charismatic Catholic group, People of Hope.
I'm an observant Catholic, and familiar with the charismatic movement.
I've never ever heard of this People of Hope group.
I think Atwood just made it up.

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (DJFLF)

147
I thought she bathed in it.


I KNOW she made Matzo with babies blood. I read that in some German guys book.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (0rE1j)


You're soaking in it!!!

Posted by: Palmolive at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

148 How Dare You ... attack Catholic Joe Biden with this anti-Catholic Smear.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

149 138 speaking of ACB, I have a feeling Manchin will be allowed to vote for her if she goes through anyway
maybe in exchange for Collins
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (nUhF0)

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Well, he did vote for Kavanaugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (UWqZJ)

150 I mean Kamala isn't a doing a darn thing on the campaign trail, is she? She might as well be in DC on the Judiciary Committee.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 12:16 PM (WkPC9)
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With that voice? Yeah less is more for her.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (/ZYFC)

151 The Handmaid's Tale has to be one of the most overrated books in history. We on the right have to realize that most everything list as good in the past 75 years is actually not that good. It is only listed as good because it serves the purposes of the Left.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J70i0)

152 What's a "Catholic"?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (3P/5p)

153 "Some"

More anonymous sources.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

154 Bear as in hairy gay man? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (Hf7hU)

155 What is kinda cool is that Dems are worried that Diane Feinstein is too much of a feeb to handle the hearings.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (ZfRYq)

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Mebbee they can do a rules deal and let Schiff run it....

PLEASE??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

156 This nominee got married and had kids, including two adopted from Haiti.

Who the hell is SHE to make a decision?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (4k/Uz)

157 Splitters!

Posted by: People of Praise and Hope at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (d/5jB)

158 Media people watch a lot of TV.

It's the only form of metaphor they have.

Posted by: MJ at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (gAMkn)

159 117
Let me see if I understand this correctly...



Woman who succeeds ON HER OWN WITHOUT BEING "MARRIED" TO AN ARKANSAS
PEDOPHILE OR SCREWING WILLIE BROWN is the inspiration for a dystopian
book.



Got it.



Seriously, how do their heads not detonate Scanners style?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:15 PM (XrCyE)

The book was published in the mid 1980's. Judge Barrett would have been in high school then, I doubt she inspired much of anything (other than teen age boys).

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals Now 15% off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (FJL6J)

160
This, the "dogma lives loudly in you" stuff, it's all going to get more intense and weird as we go through this confirmation process.

This is the same kind of hysteria as the Satanic abuse thing, but it's even weirder because the evil cultist maniacs who inhabit the febrile imagination of the Left are just "normals who go to church."

To them the idea that you would be a Catholic, and serious enough about it to pursue an active interest in Catholic organizations, is an outre (even frightening) trait.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (W3n3j)

161 141 The Wizard of Oz? US Presidential Candidate's Campaign Under Scrutiny
Posted by: Not a Reuters Headline

Pay no attention to the candidate in the basement!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)

And as Oz here is Brainless, Heartless, and without Courage?

The questers are in deep do do.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (NgKpN)

162 Well Wolf you do live in Louisiana - just saying. In all seriousness, you should be fine.

Posted by: Reuter's Reporter at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (nFRLh)

163 ACB culturally appropriated two Black Babies to use as props!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (jbF6h)

164 97 I say no hearings, just a vote.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

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And miss all that sweet sweet Democrat over reach that makes KILLER campaign ads.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

It would be nice to grill a nominee from a conservative standpoint. For example: how many times do you think John Roberts has deserved a public hanging?
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2020 12:14 PM (y7DUB)
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Here's one thing I'm worried about. WI republicans just appealed election ballots decision by lib judge to the 7th circuit....ACB's circuit. I'd like to see her on the case but that might mean she would have to recuse herself if it went to SCOTUS.

Any thoughts from the legal eagles here?

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (G0vdT)

165 >>>9 Well, the Left has been using the Handmaid's Tale against Pence, and more recently, Kavanaugh, so *of course* they're going to apply it now.

READ ANOTHER BOOK, we used to say, when they said literally everything was "just like Harry Potter."

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (PbpT7)

166 I would assume ACB would have to be the one. Why? Because everybody is going to say "ABC" just like RBG was always "RGB".

I had wondered if there was a judge with the initials "CYM", but that's the printer in me.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (8B6Ng)

167 Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?
======

How could anyone get tired of hearing about my deepest, darkest rape fantasy?

Posted by: Margaret Atwood at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (vg8iE)

168 We on the right have to realize that most everything list as good in the past 75 years is actually not that good. It is only listed as good because it serves the purposes of the Left.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J70i0)
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This man..... gets it.

~The ALL WOMAN Ghostbusters

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

169
If Democrats on the committee play nice, they depress their base.

If they attack like a rabid animal, they depress their support from suburban women.

Do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (UWqZJ)

But then they will remind us OrangeManBad tweets rough language, we will have a second bottle of wine by 9am and pretend there is no way the riots continue after the election or move out to the 'Burbs.

#OrangeManBad

Posted by: Wine moms at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (Ojki1)

170 165 >>>9 Well, the Left has been using the Handmaid's Tale against Pence, and more recently, Kavanaugh, so *of course* they're going to apply it now.

READ ANOTHER BOOK, we used to say, when they said literally everything was "just like Harry Potter."
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (PbpT7)

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Your retort is just like that one time in Harry Potter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (UWqZJ)

171 It is really a crappy book.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2020


*
*

Heinlein did the religion-based dystopia/tyranny vision better with "If This Goes On --" in 1938. It's shorter, for one thing, and is not a screed designed to bash men (or women either).

The best thing about HT the book was the afterword, in which a panel discusses how the dictatorship got started and how it fell apart.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (Ejm1K)

172 Who is likening it?

Some people.

Which people?
Some. People.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -

the same some people that did something?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (nUhF0)

173 I say no hearings, just a vote.

I admit I haven't kept up with her. But didn't she already get vetted for the judgeship she holds now? And fairly recently? By Congress?

If so, then I don't see the need for any more hearings.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (HaL55)

174 We can't have a breeder on the Supreme Court! Doesn't she know abortion is a sacrament to liberal wymyn???

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

175 63
Since JK Rowling went full TERF, it appears that The Handmaid's Tale has
replaced Harry Potter as "book the left didn't read but watched the
show to compare Orange Man Things to."

Posted by: El Kabong at September 24, 2020 12:11 PM (datdl)


___________


Can't wait until they turn on George R.R. Martin for racism and transphobia, along with his Game of Thrones series.
Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (WqPYg)

176 We don't want Handmaid's Tale! We want 50 Shades of Gray!

- Whine moms

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (X8FkQ)

177 Another 9:30 am lid for the Slow Joe....can you even call it a campaign?

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (HwiWi)

178 They're hammering Trump for the "peaceful transfer of power" bullshit.

Yet Hillary told Biden to NEVER CONCEDE and has hired 100's of lawyers to contest the validity of the election and no one questions THAT shit.

Fuck the media. They ARE the ENEMY.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

179 READ ANOTHER BOOK, we used to say, when they said literally everything was "just like Harry Potter."
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (PbpT7)


It's literally just like My Friend Flicka!

Posted by: Grandma Kelly at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (kTi97)

180 If she is offered the job, I hope she knows how bad it will get until she is confirmed.

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (a0IVu)

181 Catholics are the inspiration for a story about polygamy and forced abortions..... ?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

Soon.

#Is it a conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Pope F at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (Ojki1)

182 ACB, RGB.

I want Justice Roger Ulysses Francis Kristian Montgomery.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (4k/Uz)

183 States w R governors and/or SOS only have 246 EV ( and that includes NH-4 that HRC won.)
According to Trump the power to assign electoral votes rests with the state legislature, which is GOP in critical swing states: PA, MI, WI

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (DJFLF)

184
Reuters was the news agency for literally Hitler, so there is that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (s2VJv)

185 >>The book was published in the mid 1980's. Judge Barrett would have been in high school then, I doubt she inspired much of anything (other than teen age boys).


So many Gym Socks abused.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (iUyG4)

186 I would assume ACB would have to be the one. Why? Because everybody is going to say "ABC" just like RBG was always "RGB".

That made my dyslexia hurt.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (jbF6h)

187 If the media never corrected the record about George Floyd dying of an overdose, why would you EVER expect truth and accuracy? It's fundamental: they lie.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (z36Kd)

188
"Correction: It was "Smiles of a Summer Night". We don't even know the art films we claim to love."
-Newsweek
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert

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Based on a book called "People of the Summer Night." Sort of like "Bride and Prejudice," oopsie.

Posted by: Newsweak at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (G51Gf)

189 I mean Kamala isn't a doing a darn thing on the campaign trail

Pretty sure there needs to be, you know, a trail for that comment to be meaningful. She might as well be standing around in a cornfield every day.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (XrCyE)

190 173 I say no hearings, just a vote.

I admit I haven't kept up with her. But didn't she already get vetted for the judgeship she holds now? And fairly recently? By Congress?

If so, then I don't see the need for any more hearings.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (HaL55)

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Practically, I agree. There's no need for another hearing. The Senate understands who she is enough, and if they want more they can request interviews with her personally.

Politically, I don't see how hearings hurt Trump or Republican Senators across the nation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (UWqZJ)

191 READ ANOTHER BOOK, we used to say, when they said literally everything was "just like Harry Potter."
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (PbpT7)

oh you think they READ Handmaid's Tale?
that's cute
they watch the tv series

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (nUhF0)

192 Well Wolf you do live in Louisiana - just saying. In all seriousness, you should be fine.
Posted by: Reuter's Reporter at September 24, 2020


*
*

Most of the state has gone red in the past. It's mainly the big pesthole, the city where I unfortunately am stuck for now, that is a big blue stronghold.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (Ejm1K)

193 It's not a lie if you believe it.
Posted by: Stuff 90's TV shows taught the media
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Fake but true. I mean, it might have been true, as I see it.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (WD9ZA)

194 I mean Kamala isn't a doing a darn thing on the campaign trail


--

Racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (X8FkQ)

195 What's a "Catholic"?
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (3P/5p

O.K. I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (WkPC9)

196 This seems to be how the MSM operates:

Reporter 1: Hey does this sound true? [reads something completely fabricated]

Reporter 2: Sure.

Reporter 1: Thanks!

Reporter 1 writes story as factual and confirmed.

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (ZCiJZ)

197 163
ACB culturally appropriated two Black Babies to use as props!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (jbF6h)

I think that was Angelina Jolie. Or Madonna maybe.

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (DJFLF)

198 151 The Handmaid's Tale has to be one of the most overrated books in history. We on the right have to realize that most everything list as good in the past 75 years is actually not that good. It is only listed as good because it serves the purposes of the Left.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J70i0)

I'll bet you don't even like "Catcher in the Rye".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)

199 Judge Barrett should get a very tiny robe.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (rTQsf)
.......

Made of t-shirt material, and wet.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (v0R5T)

200 Biden was the inspiration for Prometheus.

Think about it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (XrCyE)

201 Probably been mentioned already, but I'm aghast that this could happen, and in Ohio no less!

https://tinyurl.com/y42xeffm

Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!

They can do this shit in Australia, not here!

Posted by: browndog at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (BgMrQ)

202
Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?
Posted by: klaftern


That was a Disney cartoon movie about mice in the middle ages.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (63Dwl)

203 The Media abandoned trying to "inform the public" decades ago.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (E+OcO)

204 >> I mean Kamala isn't a doing a darn thing on the campaign trail


Thos knobs aren't polishing themselves, buddy.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (iUyG4)

205 Meanwhile, I assume RBG's interview at the Pearly Gates is going well.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

206 I say have a hearing - let Americans see how ugly the left can get. It may change a few minds come election day.

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (a0IVu)

207 Straight up vote. Her qualifications have already been vetted.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (Fs5vw)

208 If so, then I don't see the need for any more hearings.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 12:20 PM (HaL55)

__________


WHY AREN'T WE BURNING CATHOLIC WOMEN AT THE STAKE INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM ON THE SCOTUS!?!?!

Posted by: Future President Kamala Harris at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (WqPYg)

209 >>>87 The Handmaid's Tale is fap material for fatties
Posted by: x

lol

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (PbpT7)

210 Reuters was the news agency for literally Hitler, so there is that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (s2VJv)


Every time a kollidge station carries a story from those quisling dicksucks I hit the presets.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

211 Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?
Posted by: klaftern

Life would be better if that dogshit Canuck book had never been written.
Posted by: Captain Hate



And....that about sums it up.

Stupid, poorly written story, made into at least two different movies (one version starred Robert Duvall, some years ago, the other is on Hulu), and Voila!
Magic meme created and saved!

This is what happens because the Left and its ideological "handmaids" get to create this sort of propaganda wholesale.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (vcOmj)

212 >>I'm all in favor of letting the Democrats on the Judiciary Committee talk again on national television for as long as they want. It turned out well for them last time.


Sure.

Think the problem is that while they're talking it gives the MSM and activists time to play out their personal attack theater on Barrett.

recall how during the Kavanaugh hearing we had protests outside, screaming protests inside the hearing and cornering Flake in an elevator for a viral video, scumbags reporters and Avenatti types dropping late night slander pieces.

It won't just be the Democrats in the hearing room attacking, it will be every force the Left has at their disposal. The more time they have, the more mud they will fling.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

213 I want Justice Roger Ulysses Francis Kristian Montgomery.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (4k/Uz)

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Justice Frank Ulysses Cunningham Kyle

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (Bl5GC)

214 205 Meanwhile, I assume RBG's interview at the Pearly Gates is going well.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

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It is both ongoing and has been finished for an eternity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (UWqZJ)

215 Who the fuck even cares whether or not her church was slandered by the insane communist harpy Margaret Atwood 35 years ago?

The media are the shock troops for the revolutionary army.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (HEEq1)

216 198 151 The Handmaid's Tale has to be one of the most overrated books in history. We on the right have to realize that most everything list as good in the past 75 years is actually not that good. It is only listed as good because it serves the purposes of the Left.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J70i0)

I'll bet you don't even like "Catcher in the Rye".

Hold my chalice.


Posted by: The DaVinci Code at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (jbF6h)

217 Probably been mentioned already, but I'm aghast that this could happen, and in Ohio no less!

https://tinyurl.com/y42xeffm

Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!

They can do this shit in Australia, not here!
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Hahahah! And what the fuck are you gonna do about it? We'll kill you and your dog. Mask up, motherfucker!

Posted by: American Gestapo at September 24, 2020 12:24 PM (vg8iE)

218 I wouldn't worry about it too much.

If the story gets legs on social media, I feel pretty confident that Mark Zuckerberg's Fact checker will cover any link shared online with a warning that the link includes false information.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 24, 2020 12:24 PM (kwrtI)

219 For those of you easily amused, and enjoy debates in insane asylums, the Portland mayoral debate will be at 6:30 PM PDT today - it will be on the Portland City Club's YouTube channel.

On the one hand, you have the loathsome Ted Wheeler, one of the worst mayors in the country; and the other hand you have the "Antifa mayor", Sarah Iannarone, who is infinitely worse than Wheeler.

Just imagine the fireworks!

Antifa Sarah has a huge temper, but Wheeler is probably too wishy-washy to deliberately needle her to get her to come unglued at the debate.

We'll see if Antifa Sarah discusses her plan to fire every city employee who is an identifiable Trump supporter - er, who is a "white nationalist" - at the debate. She has lots of other equally good ideas too!

Given the political trends in Portland, I'd expect Antifa Sarah to win, but she's so crazy that even a lot of Leftists won't vote for her.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 12:24 PM (I2/tG)

220 Politically, I don't see how hearings hurt Trump or Republican Senators across the nation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (UWqZJ)

I agree with you on that. The case *for* hearings is that the voting public doesn't pay as much attention to these things as we do, and this would be a chance to let them know who she is and why she's been chosen. Also give the Dem Senators a chance to beclown themselves by playing to their rad left base and attacking her faith.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

221 If she is offered the job, I hope she knows how bad it will get until she is confirmed.

Also, it will be in Trump's interest to let the spectacle drag a bit to open more people's eyes. She will not be confirmed in one day.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2020 12:24 PM (8eSmR)

222 This seems to be how the MSM operates:

Reporter 1: Hey does this sound true? [reads something completely fabricated]

Reporter 2: Sure.

Reporter 1: Thanks!

Reporter 1 writes story as factual and confirmed.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020


*
*

An early Laugh-In did exactly this: A story crosses the desk of 2 newsmen, and they "massage" the story until it is the complete reverse of the original news item.

And that was in 1968.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Ejm1K)

223 206 I say have a hearing - let Americans see how ugly the left can get. It may change a few minds come election day.
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (a0IVu


You seem to have no regard to what the nominee and the family will have to bear.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Fs5vw)

224 So they've decided to go with the "too Catholic" attack to try and Bork her.

Let's see how that works out for them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (5p7BC)

225 What "some" or "many" say has been journo-speak for "I'm making this up" for as long as I can remember. Which goes back to the 60s.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (7X3UV)

226 211 Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?
Posted by: klaftern

Life would be better if that dogshit Canuck book had never been written.
Posted by: Captain Hate



And....that about sums it up.

Stupid, poorly written story, made into at least two different movies (one version starred Robert Duvall, some years ago, the other is on Hulu), and Voila!
Magic meme created and saved!

This is what happens because the Left and its ideological "handmaids" get to create this sort of propaganda wholesale.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (vcOmj)

I think it's written with skill, but it's still shit because of the worldview of the author.

It's better than 'The Satanic Verses' Rushdie has been coasting on for decades.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ifmtJ)

227 216 198 151 The Handmaid's Tale has to be one of the most overrated books in history. We on the right have to realize that most everything list as good in the past 75 years is actually not that good. It is only listed as good because it serves the purposes of the Left.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J70i0)

I'll bet you don't even like "Catcher in the Rye".

Hold my chalice.


Posted by: The DaVinci Code at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (jbF6h)

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Amen brother!

Posted by: Little Miss Sunshine at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Bl5GC)

228


Joe Biden: If you don't vote for me, you ain't Cath...go...you know...you know ....the thing...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (0UNy6)

229 212 Sure.

Think the problem is that while they're talking it gives the MSM and activists time to play out their personal attack theater on Barrett.

recall how during the Kavanaugh hearing we had protests outside, screaming protests inside the hearing and cornering Flake in an elevator for a viral video, scumbags reporters and Avenatti types dropping late night slander pieces.

It won't just be the Democrats in the hearing room attacking, it will be every force the Left has at their disposal. The more time they have, the more mud they will fling.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

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And as long as McConnell and Graham and Grassley can keep the votes no matter what comes, none of it matters in terms of getting her on SCOTUS.

All it does is give Democrats a week of free press to show the world how much they hate the religious, especially Catholics.

Also, COVID won't be talked about at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (UWqZJ)

230 Sure.

Think the problem is that while they're talking it gives the MSM and activists time to play out their personal attack theater on Barrett.

recall how during the Kavanaugh hearing we had protests outside, screaming protests inside the hearing and cornering Flake in an elevator for a viral video, scumbags reporters and Avenatti types dropping late night slander pieces.

It won't just be the Democrats in the hearing room attacking, it will be every force the Left has at their disposal. The more time they have, the more mud they will fling.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)
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Ahhh, but they have COVID which would allow them to empty the hearing room.

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (G0vdT)

231
Handmaid's Tale?

Is this the one about young masseuses who won't give their clients a "happy ending"?



I think I saw that on Showtime.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (EERbD)

232 I'm looking forward to the Press Purge.

Nobody deserves what is coming more. Except maybe Democrat leaders. GOP leaders a close third.

Posted by: nip at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (yoqcZ)

233 NC Wuhan Flu News: Yesterday, the NC positive test rate for all WF tests was 4.8%. That makes 14 days straight for state-wide positive test rates below 6%. FREE THE PEOPLE, KING ROY COOPER.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Pqytn)

234 I mean Kamala isn't a doing a darn thing on the campaign trail
.........

She doesn't have to.
Dems steal the election.
Joe blows a gasket.
Voila! President. Male interns all get BJ's.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (v0R5T)

235 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (XrCyE)

I can already see this is a funnier thread than the last one. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (WkPC9)

236 Oh yes! Please oh please, left, smear the hell out of Catholic orgs, going into this election. That's a great strategy.

Even part time Catholics LOOOOOOVE it when you accuse their religion of being a radical nutwing rightjob entity.

Incidentally, Gavin says he modeled Proud Boys after the Catholic Knights of Columbus, and made the rather obvious (to most) point that nearly all men's groups are mostly about getting together and drinking beer.

So the show I've never seen, Ray Donovan, apparently did an episode modeled on Proud Boys, showing this meeting (with a Gavin like leader) being a dark, dingy ALL WHITE group sitting in chairs, listenging to him rant about immigrants and I guess black people.

It would all be funny, except as Gavin notes, there are friends of his who have been sent to prison for b.s. related to violent clashes, where nobody on the other side of the clash was even charged with a crime.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (hku12)

237 If she is offered the job, I hope she knows how bad it will get until she is confirmed.
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (a0IVu)

Until? Look at the shit Thomas still gets.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Ojki1)

238 It won't just be the Democrats in the hearing room attacking, it will be every force the Left has at their disposal. The more time they have, the more mud they will fling.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

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..... and the more Senate seats they will lose. Just like last time.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

239 >>It's better than 'The Satanic Verses' Rushdie has been coasting on for decades.


Have we met?

Posted by: Brett Easton Ellis at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (iUyG4)

240 Waaayyyyy too Catholic, IMO.

Posted by: "Pope" Francis at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (/EuRN)

241 This, the "dogma lives loudly in you" stuff, it's all going to get more
intense and weird as we go through this confirmation process.


"Woof."
Also, the ChiCom spy, DiFi's disgusting reference to "whatever a religion is" the other day shows her out-and-proud atheism. Somebody needs to tell her that our legal system is based on Judeo-Christian principles, namely the Ten Commandments. And if she has that big a problem with it, she should resign.
About 75% of Americans believe in God. Deal with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (HaL55)

242 12 Judge Barrett should get a very tiny robe.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:06 PM (rTQsf)
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And diaphanous.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (7X3UV)

243 220 Politically, I don't see how hearings hurt Trump or Republican Senators across the nation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (UWqZJ)

I agree with you on that. The case *for* hearings is that the voting public doesn't pay as much attention to these things as we do, and this would be a chance to let them know who she is and why she's been chosen. Also give the Dem Senators a chance to beclown themselves by playing to their rad left base and attacking her faith.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

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Can you imagine the rage from the left if Democrats on the committee treat ACB like a human being?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (UWqZJ)

244 We'll see if Antifa Sarah discusses her plan to fire every city employee who is an identifiable Trump supporter - er, who is a "white nationalist" - at the debate. She has lots of other equally good ideas too!

Given the political trends in Portland, I'd expect Antifa Sarah to win, but she's so crazy that even a lot of Leftists won't vote for her.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 12:24 PM (I2/tG)

I honestly will laugh is Antifa Sarah wins. I want every business to move out of Portland for good, and I want to see that city broken, burned and depopulated for the next 2 or 3 generations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (Kpl3J)

245 Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!

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In fairness, it's hard to keep an irrational fear of a deadly nationwide pandemic going when no one knows anyone who has died from it.

Gotta do something to keep folks in line.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (X8FkQ)

246
You seem to have no regard to what the nominee and the family will have to bear.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Fs5vw)
If you read what I noted earlier you would know that I said I hope she knows what she is going to face if she accepts this job.

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (a0IVu)

247 Misinformation drives this worthless media.

Ingrahm had a former police officer on by the name of Tatum. He did the media's work for them on Breonna Taylor.

https://tinyurl.com/yyuwv7bw

Posted by: JustMe at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (bt1Jd)

248 The upside of Halloween being canceled in so many places this year, is we won't be seeing unattractive wymyn in Handmade Tale and Notorious RBG costumes.

So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

249 Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!



They can do this shit in Australia, not here!

Posted by: browndog at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (BgMrQ)

Well, she was resisting arrest. Although, I don't know what he was arresting her for. Maybe she didn't leave when asked to leave for not wearing a mask. It is all so stupid. She's outdoors, sitting with people she knows. She doesn't need a mask.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (J70i0)

250
163

ACB culturally appropriated two Black Babies to use as props!



Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2020 12:19 PM (jbF6h)

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So you're saying she's probably not as susceptible to blackmail, then?

Posted by: Benedict Roberts, Chief Justice/Executive/Legislator of the United States at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (WqPYg)

251 It's about time the once-reputable profession of journalist got this kind of public disrespect to its face. More, please!

Posted by: jdgalt at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (3SFo/)

252
I'll bet you don't even like "Catcher in the Rye".

Was that about Don Lemon on New Year's Eve?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (63Dwl)

253 This is "meme laundering": misinformation originates within a journalist's head, and other journalists repeat the misinformation as newsworthy because the original journalist put it in print.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (CPk08)

254 I think I saw that on Showtime.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (EERbD)

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That was Hand Made Tail....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

255 NC Wuhan Flu News: Yesterday, the NC positive test rate for all WF tests was 4.8%. That makes 14 days straight for state-wide positive test rates below 6%. FREE THE PEOPLE, KING ROY COOPER.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Pqytn)

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November 9th. Mark it down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (X8FkQ)

256 The risk with hearings is that some anonymous source will tell WaPo that she killed a puppy in 1982. And then Dems will demand an FBI investigation and a 3 week delay. And the shitshow goes into overdrive like it did with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (Bl5GC)

257 >> Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!


Is she hot?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)

258 Of course, totalitarian, male-dominated societies are known for putting women on their Supreme Courts too.

Posted by: Liberty at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (MXOwa)

259 Amy Coney Barrett will taze you for failing to wear a chastity belt.


True story.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (3P/5p)

260 Because, I notice that nobody has run with the Ohio MILF Tazed at... headline.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (iUyG4)

261 this is direct from that guy Somesay that Barry was always speechifyin' about

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (uS2EJ)

262 200 Biden was the inspiration for Prometheus.

Think about it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (XrCyE)


Fighting makes Fen sad.

You are a bad person.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (ZfRYq)

263 Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?

I still don't even know what it is, but it seems to be a Democrat touchstone.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (UMXod)

264 If ACB were a nominee of the previous administration any documentation on her religious affiliation would've found a home next to the videotape in the LA Times sock drawer.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (Wfkxy)

265 Another 9:30 am lid for the Slow Joe....can you even call it a campaign?
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (HwiWi)


Don't Call it a Campaign!!!

I been sleepin, fo YEAHS!

Posted by: L L Cool Joe at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

266 260
Amy Coney Barrett will taze you for failing to wear a chastity belt.


True story.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (3P/5p)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (KnJdm)

267 Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!


Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)

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*zzzzzzzttttt*
*zzzzzzzttttt*
*zzzzzzzttttt*


She is now

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

268 Mrs. Kim is home from the hospital!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (0OmEj)

269 Because, I notice that nobody has run with THE Ohio MILF Tazed at... headline.

Posted by: garrett

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Ahem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (X8FkQ)

270 Ugh. I am happy that DJT is a happy warrior but I am so sick of the FNM lies and the useful D peons who happily amplify them on social media + the LIVs (which is not just people who don't care, its all the people who still think 'well surely ABC, NBC, and CBS have to air actual facts or they'd be sued and/or lose broadcast rights' )

It is to the point where I hope that ACB is a feint and the actual nominee is someone else that the Ds have not done much groundwork of creating smears against. I know thats weak of me, but thats how I feel.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (T9Hmo)

271

Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)


Did her nips get hard?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

272 Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)[/]

I have only seen the pics from behind but seems like a good chance base on those.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (ZfRYq)

273 Nicely played, Moron Robbie.


Nicely played.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (iUyG4)

274 If we let Trump's pick for justice on the court, it's back to the hangers for everyone!!!!


(which btw brings up a point is there any data as to how many hangerized abortions there were before Roe v Wade?)

I always thought it was just expensive and the Dr.s were substandard and just did it for the money. Sort of like the ones who do it now only for Planned Abortion Hood.

I suspected for quite a while that that whole deal was because rich white women didn't want to have to travel to a different state to get an abortion. Too much trouble and the hotels really sucked.

A lot of feminism was/is about what irritates the rich white Democrat women.

Sort of like most of the rioters lately seem to be college age white girls and scruffy white guys with a scattering of New Black Panther and Black Liberationists tossed in so it's not too obvious.

I think they're right. It is all White Supremacists. It's just that they're all Democrats too. Haven't they been the White Supremacists since they started buying up Negros in Africa from their Kings?

We know that Margaret Sanger was one. And Robert Byrd.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (0rE1j)

275 They're hammering Trump for the "peaceful transfer of power" bullshit.

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I may be way off here, but there's a purpose for them doing this. In plain terms, they're going to cheat their ever-loving asses off. They know it, and know it's going to be so massive that it will raise many questions of validity. Trump will fight back. This is a signal that their cheating will be so egregious and noticeable, that Trump will not just roll over and play dead. Therefore, he's refusing to admit he'll leave office!!11!

Make no mistake that they're hauling that stupid canard out because of the coming fraud they think will put Biden over the top.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (O+I8R)

276 Posted by: USNtakim at September 24, 2020 12:28 PM (0OmEj)

Glad to hear that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (WkPC9)

277 It's better than 'The Satanic Verses' Rushdie has been coasting on for decades.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ifmtJ)

I tried to read that once and quit. It's fun because it pissed off the Ayatollah so much, but other than that it's a piece of crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

278 this is just an attempt from Big Costume to move all those Handmaid's Tale costumes they have gathering dust in warehouses

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (uS2EJ)

279 Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!



They can do this shit in Australia, not here!

Posted by: browndog at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (BgMrQ)

Well, she was resisting arrest. Although, I don't know what he was arresting her for. Maybe she didn't leave when asked to leave for not wearing a mask. It is all so stupid. She's outdoors, sitting with people she knows. She doesn't need a mask.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (J70i0)


I think DJT was honestly shocked at the booing of Mike DeRINO earlier in the week. I'm sure the Ohio GOPe had told him everyone loves Mikey. The Golden Scalpweasel is the only person I can think of that would start leaning on them to fix it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (y7DUB)

280 Well, she was resisting arrest. Although, I don't know what he was arresting her for. Maybe she didn't leave when asked to leave for not wearing a mask. It is all so stupid. She's outdoors, sitting with people she knows. She doesn't need a mask.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (J70i0)

Then give her a fvcking ticket and go on your way officer!

This will get out of control, it will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: zombie Adm. Josh Painter at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (BgMrQ)

281 My favorite book is about Johnny Bench getting drunk on good whiskey:

Catcher on the Rye.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (HEEq1)

282 Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)[/]

I have only seen the pics from behind but seems like a good chance base on those.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (ZfRYq)

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Oh so close ....

~The Barrel

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

283 217 Probably been mentioned already, but I'm aghast that this could happen, and in Ohio no less!

DeWine is asshoe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (jbF6h)

284 Is she hot?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)

Didn't look bad. It's from the part of Ohio where I grew up.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (J70i0)

285 Handmaid's Tale?

Is this the one about young masseuses who won't give their clients a "happy ending"?



I think I saw that on Showtime.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (EERbD)


No, the one you're thinking about is on HBO. They're more classy.

Watch out for the one on Skinemax though, that one is called Barmaid's Tale, and it's about a cheap floozy Puerto Rican gal of privilege, who goes to college, does a lot of sucking and licking, while learning that white people are bad. And then she gets elected to Congress!

So yeah, it's a bullshit movie, totally unrealistic and stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (hku12)

286 Talk about projection - the left is all about Trump accepting the peaceful transfer of power. So, you know they plan not to be peaceful.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (kA3Cp)

287 Close tags sig FTW!

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (ZfRYq)

288 It is to the point where I hope that ACB is a feint
and the actual nominee is someone else that the Ds have not done much
groundwork of creating smears against. I know thats weak of me, but
thats how I feel.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (T9Hmo)
I am actually hoping it is someone else as well. not a woman. This whole 'this is a woman's seat' is nonsense argument and insulting to women. It should be the best judge for the job which may not be her.

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

289 Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)[/]

Looking for a beard?

Posted by: LOL at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (YGlK/)

290 13 That is one seriously cute judge.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at

I wouldn't mind if she gave me the maximum.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (kfcYC)

291
No need for a hearing. Just have Trump and McConnell and Barrett do a loudly-announced presser. He can lay out his reasons for the nomination, and why Barrett is just dandy and so on. And that they're not doing hearings, because it's just a pointless ceremony at this point, pure political masturbation. And that after the Dems' execrable behavior during the last ones, Republicans no longer care to indulge them with the formality.

It'll drive them completely insane, and also remind people about the Kavanaugh fiasco.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (W3n3j)

292 So they've decided to go with the "too Catholic" attack to try and Bork her.




Yep. That's certainly the way to go, since there is only a small minority of voting Catholics in the USA, and none would ever consider voting Republican. So sure, going after her being a "Catholic" is a great strategy.


/https://tinyurl.com/y62mq3c9

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (ZCiJZ)

293 Well, she was resisting arrest. Although, I don't know what he was arresting her for. Maybe she didn't leave when asked to leave for not wearing a mask. It is all so stupid. She's outdoors, sitting with people she knows. She doesn't need a mask.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse

I know that town well. There are less than 10 cops and the chief is a decent sort of guy.

But, this is what DeDumbass has driven us, and the cops, to.

In DeWiner's logic, being at a sporting event means you have to mask up. Yes, even outside. I don't know if the normal exemptions are still in play for sporting events. But of course, it makes no sense for a mask in that situation.

Lots of unknowns here - looks like resisting but why? What did the cop say? etc. etc. It's a mess.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (Rvt88)

294
Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)

yeah, MILFy
but since when do you care, gayrett?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (nUhF0)

295 I'm still pissed about that horrid troll Dan Brown maligning Opus Dei. He twisted that organization's purpose because he needed a secret society with an odd sounding name to move his little plot along. Terrible book, terrible person.. People still believe that nonsense he spread about Opus Dei.

Plus Tom Hanks looked like doofus in the DaVinci Code. I'll keep Audrey Tautou though.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (xZYGI)

296 Wait, you're telling me white people resist arrest AND police escalate use of force when white people resist arrest?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (X8FkQ)

297 277 It's better than 'The Satanic Verses' Rushdie has been coasting on for decades.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ifmtJ)

I tried to read that once and quit. It's fun because it pissed off the Ayatollah so much, but other than that it's a piece of crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Read, "It's all about Muhammed". I think someone here recommended it a while ago.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (1ISKN)

298 Can't wait until they turn on George R.R. Martin for racism and transphobia, along with his Game of Thrones series.

As I understand it, they sort of hate him for the TV show ending with the Hillary analog character turning out to be the supreme evil (many of them assumed since it was a Hillary analog she'd turn out to be OK and some even named kids after her) but they can't completely blame him so it's unresolved.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (ZGrMX)

299 Can you imagine the rage from the left if Democrats on the committee treat ACB like a human being?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (UWqZJ)

It'd certainly throw us off our game. Wait, they aren't trying to assassinate her character? What do they know? Is she another Kennedy sell out?

It'd be the ultimate psy-op on us, that's for sure.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (Ojki1)

300
I am actually hoping it is someone else as well. not a woman.

A man who promises to transition to a woman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (63Dwl)

301 A lie makes it half way around Jerry Nadler's ass before the truth puts its boots on.

Posted by: fly at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (vsPeU)

302 I tried to read that once and quit. It's fun because it pissed off the Ayatollah so much, but other than that it's a piece of crap.

Same. I made it most of the way through and wanted to declare a fatwa on him myself.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ZGrMX)

303
yeah, MILFy
but since when do you care, gayrett?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (nUhF0)

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OH SHIT!!!!!!!

WE GOT A FLAMEOUT OVER HERE!!!! SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPT!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (8XRCm)

304 As far as a SC confirmation hearing is concerned, if holding a hearing increases the chances for a timely confirmation, I'm for it. If it decreases the chances for a timely confirmation, I'm against it.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Pqytn)

305 If anything screams "pampered , suburban, upper class, white, woman, those Handmaid costumes do. Sick. Of. All. Of. It!

Posted by: Old Dude at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (LGXGf)

306 Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)[/]

I have only seen the pics from behind but seems like a good chance base on those.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:29 PM (ZfRYq)


Black Cop Tazes White Woman for Not Wearing a Mask

https://tennesseestar.com/2020/09/23/breaking-ohio- football-mom-tased-and-arrested-for-not-wearing- mask-at-a-game/

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Wow whatever garrett did, remind me not to do that.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ZfRYq)

308 Then there is Andrew Gillum's new autobiography.

Catcher on the Sly

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (XrCyE)

309 Weird.

People who worship at the murdered child-covered altar of Moloch also lie about pretty much everything.

Who could have seen that coming?

Legalized abortion has destroyed the brains of half of our population.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (BM2fS)

310 @296 Moron Robbie

She left her white privilege card at home that day.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Ectld)

311 300


I am actually hoping it is someone else as well. not a woman.



A man who promises to transition to a woman.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (63Dwl)
lol...actually not as far fetched as one thinks...

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (a0IVu)

312 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Speaking of books, as a wide-eyed teen, I always wondered if the future would be more Roddenberry or Asimov.

Anthony Burgess FTW.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (8B6Ng)

314 Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell
Outrageous! @GayleKing just did a @CBSThisMorning promotion saying "Peaceful protests led to two officers in the hospital".

Ummm, they were SHOT! Why didn't the Promo say that?!

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Did they drop something on their feet?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)

315 294
Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)

yeah, MILFy
but since when do you care, gayrett?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at


Burn!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

316 274 If we let Trump's pick for justice on the court, it's back to the hangers for everyone!!!!



set my hangers out in the rain yesterday.

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (nFwvY)

317 292 So they've decided to go with the "too Catholic" attack to try and Bork her.




Yep. That's certainly the way to go, since there is only a small minority of voting Catholics in the USA, and none would ever consider voting Republican. So sure, going after her being a "Catholic" is a great strategy.


/https://tinyurl.com/y62mq3c9
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (ZCiJZ)

=========

70 million Catholics in America, and they went more for Trump than any Republican president since W in 2016.

Sure, attack Catholics, Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (UWqZJ)

318 I wonder if FB would shade out and report "false information" if I shared one of those fake ACB stories?

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (DB16e)

319 I honestly will laugh is Antifa Sarah wins.

It would be darkly amusing - she cares a lot more about the homeless than homeowners, wants to spend lots and lots more money without indicating where it would come from, and hates - truly hates - the cops.

OTOH, I live three miles from Portland, and I would worry about spillover effects from Sarah's policies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (I2/tG)

320 @DailySignal

NEW REPORT: Voter registration numbers exceed 100% of the eligible voters in 378 counties across the U.S.

https://tinyurl.com/y5cmphov

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (cF8AT)

321 Wow whatever garrett did, remind me not to do that.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ZfRYq)


No kidding. You suck ONE DICK......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

322 300
I am actually hoping it is someone else as well. not a woman.

A man who promises to transition to a woman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (63Dwl)

========

Tedina Cruzette.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (UWqZJ)

323 Can't wait until they turn on George R.R. Martin for racism and transphobia, along with his Game of Thrones series.

They already started as he said he liked an author with Bad Think and couldn't pronounce the names of some of the new class of authors whose parent's named the kids by randomly drawing Scrabble tiles out of a bag.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Ojki1)

324 Is she hot?
Posted by: garrett

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We're not buying it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (kA3Cp)

325 Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC

saw an American Jobs Not Mobs Trumo Pence billboard here
(electronic billboard)

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (nUhF0)

326 Another 9:30 am lid for the Slow Joe....can you even call it a campaign?
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RUFKM?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (5p7BC)

327
Well, she was resisting arrest. Although, I don't know what he was
arresting her for. Maybe she didn't leave when asked to leave for not
wearing a mask. It is all so stupid. She's outdoors, sitting with people
she knows. She doesn't need a mask.

So, cops in Ohio have nothing better to do than arrest a female sitting 6' away from people because she was not wearing a mask? Also... are the mask orders even legal? IDK.


Of course, they MUST arrest her to keep the COVID panic going, just like they must release the rioters to keep the America Must Die panic going.

/rioting w/o a mask is legal, yet a female sitting outside without a mask is illegal

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ZCiJZ)

328 Amy Coney Barrett will taze you for failing to wear a chastity belt.


True story.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (3P/5p)


Incidentally, it's believed to be a myth, that chastity belts were used to deny the ladies the opportunity to pleasure themselves. It was actually about keeping marauders out.

Maybe too fine a distinction for some, but it was less about sexual repression and more about rape prevention.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (hku12)

329 307 Wow whatever garrett did, remind me not to do that.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM


Ace outed him.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

330 We saw how ACB handled herself in hostile hearings last time. Very well indeed.

I WANT hearings, for purely political reasons. No other reason whatsoever.

Let the American voters have ANOTHER big dose of the Kavanaugh circus, please God. About 10 days before Nov. 3rd would be ideal.

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (Cssks)

331 Of course, totalitarian, male-dominated societies are known for putting women on their Supreme Courts too.
Posted by: Liberty at September 24, 2020


*
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Exactly. Is Amy going to issue decisions that will eventually create a society that will depose her from the court and turn her into a breeding factory? Not very likely. But logic is not the Left's forte.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (Ejm1K)

332 Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!





Is she hot?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)

===========================
She's a live wire!

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (Pqytn)

333 "Some have likened People of Praise, a self-described charismatic
Christian community, to the totalitarian, male-dominated society of
Margaret Atwood's novel 'The Handmaid's Tale'."

And, with more cause, some people have likened Reuters, a self-described news service, to a steaming dog turd.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (S6ArX)

334 Sure, attack Catholics, Democrats.

I have a ton of devout Catholic relatives in Wisconsin, many of whom aren't particularly right-wing.

Attack away, D's.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (I2/tG)

335 Sure, attack Catholics, Democrats.+++
And according to Kammy Harris the Knights of Columbus are just like the KKK. Ignorant bitch.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (LGXGf)

336 Black Cop Tazes White Woman for Not Wearing a Mask



https://tennesseestar.com/2020/09/23/breaking-ohio- football-mom-tased-and-arrested-for-not-wearing- mask-at-a-game/

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)


Where did the cop think he was Melbourne Australia?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (0UNy6)

337
Who's doing this "likening"?
Some.
But not joe biden, he ends his day at 9:30 am.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (r+sAi)

338 They all need to be rendered jobless with no pension. Huddling in the shadows in their threadbare designer clothes as wet snow falls upon them and feeling the icy fingers of Death clutching grabbing at them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (c1H0d)

339 Gay for Garrett! Good name for a porn website.

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (a0IVu)

340 277 It's better than 'The Satanic Verses' Rushdie has been coasting on for decades.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ifmtJ)

I tried to read that once and quit. It's fun because it pissed off the Ayatollah so much, but other than that it's a piece of crap.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Yup.

I read it and went 'ok, I got it' and then it kept going for 200 pages. Literary fiction sucks balls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (ifmtJ)

341 Maybe too fine a distinction for some, but it was less about sexual repression and more about rape prevention.



Seems like there would be a market for these products in Sweden and the UK now.

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (ZCiJZ)

342 Morning.

People of Praise?

People of Hope?

We need an AOSHQ church group style thingy.

May I recommend calling it, "People of Fuck You"?

Maybe, "People of Eat Shit and Die."

"People of You Will Blow Me First," also has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (9UaSi)

343 I am actually hoping it is someone else as well. not a woman. This whole 'this is a woman's seat' is nonsense argument and insulting to women. It should be the best judge for the job which may not be her.
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

From the last 4 years, we all know that Dem's already have 50 women lined up who will swear that they were raped by the Supreme Court Nominee, whoever that may be. When you know the enemy's attack, pick a counter that completely neutralizes it, which means this pick needs to be a woman.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (Kpl3J)

344 They've had two years to plan this "lie".

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 12:36 PM (4pIb8)

345 "Peaceful protests led to two officers in the hospital".

See, this right here is why we are going to win. You can treat people like they are blind. You can treat them like they are stupid.

Never try both.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:36 PM (XrCyE)

346 Tedina Cruzette.

I love that Cruz played along with that Bee joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 12:36 PM (ZGrMX)

347 307 Wow whatever garrett did, remind me not to do that.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ZfRYq)


Senpai noticed him.

What is that Chinese warning about being noticed by the people in power?

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:36 PM (Ojki1)

348 We need an AOSHQ church group style thingy.

May I recommend calling it, "People of Fuck You"?

Maybe, "People of Eat Shit and Die."

"People of You Will Blow Me First," also has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (9UaSi)

Morons of Quality

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:36 PM (nUhF0)

349
Where did the cop think he was Melbourne Australia?
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Boulder

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 12:36 PM (63Dwl)

350 263 Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?

I still don't even know what it is, but it seems to be a Democrat touchstone.
Posted by: t-bird


Some crappy feminist Canadian fantasy novel from the '80s about a future dystopia ruled by Christian fundamentalists.

Various reports claim that it was inspired either by some Catholic originalist groups, or by the Ayatollahs in Iran. But the author clearly stated multiple times in interviews back in the '80s that it was a satire about Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority.

Whatever her "inspiration," it was still just a crappy tweener fantasy novel.

Then it was made into some kind of TV show about four years ago and the left thinks it's hi and relevant.

Because, y'know, Trump and his strict repressed anti-sexual personality, doncha know.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 12:36 PM (HEEq1)

351 From the last 4 years, we all know that Dem's already have 50 women lined up who will swear that they were raped by the Supreme Court Nominee, whoever that may be. When you know the enemy's attack, pick a counter that completely neutralizes it, which means this pick needs to be a woman.

Yup. It's basic strategy. They can't accuse a woman of raping another woman without pissing off the LGBTQs.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ZGrMX)

352
If you read what I noted earlier you would know that I said I hope she knows what she is going to face if she accepts this job.
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:26 PM (a0IVu)


I'm sure Kavanaugh was told the same thing. Hearings for this seat is going to ramp the smears way past that. You have to remember that the dems won't be trying to destroy her chances of sitting on the SC, they'll be how to destroy her very being and her family.

Straight up vote. Dem caterwauling over that will be proof enough of how unhinged they are.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Fs5vw)

353 Hmm...Politico story out on FL voter registration gains by GOP indicates it's basically lost to Biden, yet campaign calls a lid at 8:42 a.m. They either know they're going to lose, or believe the fix is in.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Hf7hU)

354 From the last 4 years, we all know that Dem's
already have 50 women lined up who will swear that they were raped by
the Supreme Court Nominee, whoever that may be. When you know the
enemy's attack, pick a counter that completely neutralizes it, which
means this pick needs to be a woman.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (Kpl3J)
I understand the politics behind it. On a personal level, as a woman, I don't like it. That's all.

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (a0IVu)

355 I read it and went 'ok, I got it' and then it kept going for 200 pages. Literary fiction sucks balls.


I don't think I got past the third page.

RE: "literary fiction," I disagree. Try reading something by Murakami. Or Kundera. Or Borges. I think all are classified as literary fiction and are all worthwhile, IMHO.

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ZCiJZ)

356 307
Wow whatever garrett did, remind me not to do that.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ZfRYq)

OK. Don't be ghey.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (KnJdm)

357 339 Gay for Garrett! Good name for a porn website.
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (a0IVu)


Blumpkins R Us

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (kTi97)

358 I am actually hoping it is someone else as well. not a woman. This whole 'this is a woman's seat' is nonsense argument and insulting to women. It should be the best judge for the job which may not be her.
Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

From the last 4 years, we all know that Dem's already have 50 women lined up who will swear that they were raped by the Supreme Court Nominee, whoever that may be. When you know the enemy's attack, pick a counter that completely neutralizes it, which means this pick needs to be a woman.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (Kpl3J)

I performed an abortion on Amy Coney Barret.

Posted by: Left wing Attack Machine at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (9UaSi)

359 I mentioned this the other day, but I think the USSC decision from California about churches being closed during the "pandemic", in which Roberts decided "gosh, the supreme court shouldn't be second-guessing a governor's emergency powers" was a set-up, so they could rule the same way about "emergency" voting decrees that allow mail-in voting or ballot harvesting. Decrees that contradict a state's voting rules. This is the main reason they needed to keep up the "pandemic" charade.

You could see it coming, and now it's been thwarted. That's the main reason why I don't think the left had any idea that RBG's death was going to be announced. They're in a mad scramble because the plan is in ruins.

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (AwPyG)

360
I am actually hoping it is someone else as well. not a woman. This whole 'this is a woman's seat' is nonsense argument and insulting to women. It should be the best judge for the job which may not be her.
Posted by: IC

========

Ditto.

It could be that a woman is the most qualified person just because so many women have been flooding law schools for the past few decades, but "No males need apply" is no bueno.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (G51Gf)

361
Morons of Distinction

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (pNxlR)

362 Holy crap, it was a black cop who tased a white woman?!!

Whens the riots start, yo?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (X8FkQ)

363 No word yet on whether Sheldon Whitehouse will ask ACB if she farted in high school.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (XrCyE)

364 323 Can't wait until they turn on George R.R. Martin for racism and transphobia, along with his Game of Thrones series.

They already started as he said he liked an author with Bad Think and couldn't pronounce the names of some of the new class of authors whose parent's named the kids by randomly drawing Scrabble tiles out of a bag.
Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Ojki1)

GRRM has fuckyou money. The mob can't hurt his career or pocketbook.

Mind you, based on his writing, he either has some #MeeToo skeletons or wished he did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)

365 319 ARC

Move while your home still retains some value?

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Cssks)

366 Speaking of books, as a wide-eyed teen, I always wondered if the future would be more Roddenberry or Asimov.

Anthony Burgess FTW.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020


*
*

I wanted a Larry Niven future. Not the time of the Man-Kzin Wars, but afterward.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Ejm1K)

367 ===========================
She's a live wire!

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (Pqytn)


You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/Ahq4blDfU5s

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Incidentally, it's believed to be a myth, that chastity belts were used to deny the ladies the opportunity to pleasure themselves. It was actually about keeping marauders out.

Maybe too fine a distinction for some, but it was less about sexual repression and more about rape prevention.
Posted by: BurtTC


A rapist could offer to "do the right thing" and marry his victim; and by law, she would have no choice but to accept. Wealthy widows were were on notice ...

Posted by: Adriane the Law is an Ass Critic ... at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (LPnfS)

369 This is why a serial molester with dementia is currently polling above 40 percent in a presidential election.
Posted by: El Kabong at September

That 50 million, give or take, adults are walking around with undeveloped or damaged frontal lobes is a sobering thought.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (r9mck)

370 I'm still pissed about that horrid troll Dan Brown maligning Opus Dei. He twisted that organization's purpose because he needed a secret society with an odd sounding name to move his little plot along. Terrible book, terrible person.. People still believe that nonsense he spread about Opus Dei.

Plus Tom Hanks looked like doofus in the DaVinci Code. I'll keep Audrey Tautou though.
Posted by: Mishdog at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (xZYGI)

The Da Vinci Code is for people not sharp enough for Umberto Eco's books.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (HrMC1)

371 should we give any consideration to possibility that they want to lose, having ratcheted too far left?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (Hf7hU)

372 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)


AMEN!

I think the fatwa was because he was such a terrible writer he made Muslim men look bad. (or worse anyway)

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (0rE1j)

373 I will smile if, Amy Coney Barrett, is letting PDT use her as a red herring, knowing what she has already been subjected to and not wanting her children dragged thru yet another wicked display of progressive's ignorance and lies.

ACB may be content with her family's life as it is now, out of the spotlight.

Posted by: old chick at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (sOete)

374 Incidentally, it's believed to be a myth, that chastity belts were used to deny the ladies the opportunity to pleasure themselves. It was actually about keeping marauders out.

Maybe too fine a distinction for some, but it was less about sexual repression and more about rape prevention.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (hku12)

More about keeping The Paolo out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (Kpl3J)

375 353 Hmm...Politico story out on FL voter registration gains by GOP indicates it's basically lost to Biden, yet campaign calls a lid at 8:42 a.m. They either know they're going to lose, or believe the fix is in.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Hf7hU)

==========

That $100 million ad buy from Bloomberg, along with his paying off the fines of felons seems to be a giant waste of money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (UWqZJ)

376 Holy crap, it was a black cop who tased a white woman?!!



This is fine.

-the MSM

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (ZCiJZ)

377 Maybe too fine a distinction for some, but it was less about sexual repression and more about rape prevention.

Posted by: BurtTC


Which is another reason why the fat, fantasizing, buzzcut , box-wine swilling Karens in the core Handmaid audience will hate it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (3P/5p)

378 Tired of hearing about "The Handmaid's Tail" yet?

I still don't even know what it is, but it seems to be a Democrat touchstone.
Posted by: t-bird

I'm sure we'll be treated to a gaggle of women dressed up in those godawful costumes 'praying' or something on the steps of the SC at some point.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (Rvt88)

379 During the Riotapalooza by BLM/Pantifa punks at various cities last night, Asheville had its own share of fun. Officers found a coffin placed at the police department which appeared to be covered in mud and manure.

https://tinyurl.com/y5k86h3d

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (O+I8R)

380 They're hammering Trump for the "peaceful transfer of power" bullshit.

-
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Trump's refusal to commit to the peaceful transfer of power is the behavior of a desperate would-be dictator who'd cling to office even if it meant destroying our democracy.

It's pathetic. But because he is the president, we should take his threat seriously.

-
We're still waiting for that concession speech, Hilldog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

381 "Peaceful protests led to two officers in the hospital".

-

I wonder if NPR will send reporters to block the entrance and scream WE HOPE THEY DIE!!! again?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (X8FkQ)

382 no hearings, Mitch. reclaim yo time

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (nFwvY)

383 See? Cops have no problem getting violent with people committing *real* offenses like not wearing their safety gag.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (4pIb8)

384 No kidding. You suck ONE DICK......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!


You did?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (vcOmj)

385 @DailySignal



NEW REPORT: Voter registration numbers exceed 100% of the eligible voters in 378 counties across the U.S.



https://tinyurl.com/y5cmphov

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (cF8AT)


The Dims are making no secret of their cheating their asses off in this election.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (0UNy6)

386 Okay, I just read a multipage synopsis of "The Handmaid's Tale" and lost 17 IQ points in the process. What a tortured mess of tripe, tropes, rape fantasy (Nick, the gardener and Offred "play Scrabble". IYKWIMAITYD) and feminist bilge!

But the synopsis closes with this thought:

"He [the professor in the future] discusses the significance of Offred's story, which has turned up on cassette tapes in Bangor, Maine.

Get it? Bangor? Bang 'er!? Ha!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (Fc5rx)

387 >>Wow whatever garrett did, remind me not to do that.


Apparently, as Ace's Gay Quotient climbed to 50% he realized he has conflicting feelings towards me.


Mostly because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (B73BR)

388 I am actually hoping it is someone else as well. not
a woman. This whole 'this is a woman's seat' is nonsense argument and
insulting to women. It should be the best judge for the job which may
not be her.


Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

_________


+1
Tedina Cruzette FTW!

Posted by: Benedict Roberts, Chief Justice/Executive/Legislator of the United States at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (WqPYg)

389 362 Holy crap, it was a black cop who tased a white woman?!!

Whens the riots start, yo?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (X8FkQ


Yeah, and he was a huge fattie and couldn't get handcuffs on this petite woman without tasing her.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

390 Wow, ACB is a doppelganger for Amanda Knox.

Posted by: Short Shorts at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (O6DoG)

391 NEW REPORT: Voter registration numbers exceed 100% of the eligible voters in 378 counties across the U.S.


https://tinyurl.com/y5cmphov



Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (cF8AT)

Common core math is amazing!

Posted by: IC at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (a0IVu)

392 Speaking of books, as a wide-eyed teen, I always wondered if the future would be more Roddenberry or Asimov.



Anthony Burgess FTW.



Huxley/Orwell hybrid. Sorry.

Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (ZCiJZ)

393 Have a planned visit emergency to vet for my 19 1/2 year old cat Cinnamon. Hasn't been eating or drinking much for this week.
Hope it's not the end but expecting it might be.
Heading out, let you know when I'm back.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (OjZpE)

394 NEW REPORT: Voter registration numbers exceed 100% of the eligible voters in 378 counties across the U.S.

https://tinyurl.com/y5cmphov
Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 12:33 PM (cF8AT)


Shocked, shocked I tells ya!

What blows me away is all of the online "register to vote" I'm seeing on social media. Yes, I've been tempted to register over and over and over. I'm even tempted to mail in, absentee in and go to a few polling places in person, since they're asking me to. How can they do this?

I also have a feeling anybody with the "R" registration in CA will be flagged even voting just once.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (8B6Ng)

395 370 I'm still pissed about that horrid troll Dan Brown maligning Opus Dei. He twisted that organization's purpose because he needed a secret society with an odd sounding name to move his little plot along. Terrible book, terrible person.. People still believe that nonsense he spread about Opus Dei.

Plus Tom Hanks looked like doofus in the DaVinci Code. I'll keep Audrey Tautou though.
Posted by: Mishdog at September 24, 2020 12:31 PM (xZYGI)

The Da Vinci Code is for people not sharp enough for Umberto Eco's books.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 12:38 PM (HrMC1)

=========

Dolley wanted to watch that a few weeks ago, and we sat through it.

I'd forgotten how boring that movie is. It reminded me of the first Twilight movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (UWqZJ)

396 crap /off traitorous sock

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (WqPYg)

397 That $100 million ad buy from Bloomberg, along with his paying off the fines of felons seems to be a giant waste of money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert

Bloomberg is a past master at that.

This may be a tell.


Or not.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (vcOmj)

398 a crappy tweener fantasy novel.
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2020 12:36 PM (HEEq1)
Yes.

Posted by: In a nutshell at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (BRkq2)

399
Countdown to David French exhorting evangelicals to stand athwart the relentless onslaught of vile popery by its orange minions...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (W3n3j)

400
Morons of Distinction
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Mods vs Rockers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (63Dwl)

401 I wanted a Larry Niven future. Not the time of the Man-Kzin Wars, but afterward.

Louis Wu says you can't have his droud

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (c1H0d)

402 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Trump's refusal to commit to the peaceful transfer of power is the behavior of a desperate would-be dictator who'd cling to office even if it meant destroying our democracy.


Also Hillary Clinton:

Joe Biden should not concede under any circumstances.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)

403 Yup. It's basic strategy. They can't accuse a woman of raping another woman without pissing off the LGBTQs.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ZGrMX)
------------

If that smear keeps ACB off the bench, the LGBTQ crowd will allow it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (WEBkv)

404 The Handmaid's Tale is a touchstone for liberal women. Like The Mists of Avalon, or Clan of the Cave Bear. They talk about the books endlessly; believe me, I know.

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (AwPyG)

405 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Trump's refusal to commit to the peaceful transfer of power is the behavior of a desperate would-be dictator who'd cling to office even if it meant destroying our democracy.



Says the hag who founded 'The Resistance.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

406
....because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (B73BR)

-------


Dude..... WAY too specific.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (8XRCm)

407 Apparently, as Ace's Gay Quotient climbed to 50% he realized he has conflicting feelings towards me.


Mostly because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (B73BR)


Get a room, you two.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

408

You did?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (vcOmj)


Not it your wildest dreams.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

409 The Handmaid's Tale is a touchstone for liberal women.


It's Harry Potter for old lesbians.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

410 Some crappy feminist Canadian fantasy novel from the '80s

No kidding? It is so ensconced in Democrat thought that I assumed it was something famous from the 1800's. Thanks.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (lIIT7)

411 "He [the professor in the future] discusses the significance of Offred's story, which has turned up on cassette tapes in Bangor, Maine.

Get it? Bangor? Bang 'er!? Ha!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (Fc5rx)

Can't get theyah, from heyah...

Posted by: Bert at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (BgMrQ)

412 332 Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!





Is she hot?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)

===========================
She's a live wire!



Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 12:34 PM (Pqytn)



Well grounded.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (axyOa)

413 Move while your home still retains some value?

I live in a different city and a different county than Portland.

There used to be a big homeless camp on a bike path nearby. The homeless camp stopped precisely at the county line.

Policing and law enforcement is very, very different here than in Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (I2/tG)

414 Damn. SMOD is going to miss us again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (4SXLy)

415 355 I read it and went 'ok, I got it' and then it kept going for 200 pages. Literary fiction sucks balls.


I don't think I got past the third page.

RE: "literary fiction," I disagree. Try reading something by Murakami. Or Kundera. Or Borges. I think all are classified as literary fiction and are all worthwhile, IMHO.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ZCiJZ)

There are exceptions, like Marquez, but they are just that: exceptions. Murakami I view as a stunt writer like Danielewski. I like a lot of folks like Murakami but he just leaves me cold. I had to read Kundera in college, also not a fan. Might just be my taste, I like good, realistic characters...maybe even larger than life that have interesting problems.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ifmtJ)

416 -
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Trump's refusal to commit to the peaceful transfer of power is the behavior of a desperate would-be dictator who'd cling to office even if it meant destroying our democracy.

It's pathetic. But because he is the president, we should take his threat seriously.

-

TL;DR

Insert Coin Player Two

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (X8FkQ)

417 Speaking of books, as a wide-eyed teen, I always wondered if the future would be more Roddenberry or Asimov.

-
It's more Revelations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

418 I'd forgotten how boring that movie is. It reminded me of the first Twilight movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (UWqZJ)
--------------

"Twilight" was nothing more than "Romeo and Juliet" with fangs and glitter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (WEBkv)

419
Apparently, as Ace's Gay Quotient climbed to 50% he realized he has conflicting feelings towards me.





Mostly because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (B73BR)

________


LOL. *Oh boy, this is gonna get good!*

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (WqPYg)

420 68
Those "Some" guys sure have a lot to answer for.

Strange that no one's ever seen them before.

Hmmmm.


One of Mel Brooks' radio ads for Young Frankenstein praised the film "which some are calling the comedy of the year. And this is Some, signing off."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (E+OcO)

421 362
Holy crap, it was a black cop who tased a white woman?!!



Whens the riots start, yo?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (X8FkQ)

I need a new work PC, and I could stand an update to my professional attire. Can we make it between 6 and 8 pm, because kids needs dinner and we get up early the next morning to home school.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (KnJdm)

422 ....because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (B73BR)


I always wondered how they came up with that name. I always assumed they were at a drug deal, buying a Kilo of reefer.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

423 I've said this before, having watched the entire first season of The Handmaid's Tale (because Yvonne Strahovski).

The show has NOTHING whatsoever to do with Christianity, either doctrinally or as practiced, EVER.

It doesn't even have anything to do with Islam, which I think is a faux "religion" that is Satan's direct response to having his ass handed to him by Christ on Calvary.

It's just the ravings of an absolute lunatic.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (BM2fS)

424 405
Hillary Clinton

@HillaryClinton

Trump's refusal to commit to the peaceful transfer of power is the
behavior of a desperate would-be dictator who'd cling to office even if
it meant destroying our democracy.







Says the hag who founded 'The Resistance.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

Says the hag who has yet to accept the 2016 results.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (N39Ws)

425 340 277 It's better than 'The Satanic Verses' Rushdie has been coasting on for decades.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ifmtJ)

I tried to read that once and quit. It's fun because it pissed off the Ayatollah so much, but other than that it's a piece of crap.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Yup.

I read it and went 'ok, I got it' and then it kept going for 200 pages. Literary fiction sucks balls.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:35 PM (ifmtJ)

But..but...culturally important... No really, I was. Or something. Tom Hanks was in a movie adaptation!!!

Posted by: The Da Vinchi Code at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (Ojki1)

426 Huxley/Orwell hybrid. Sorry.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (ZCiJZ)


I think Orwell is a how-to manual. But it's hard to beat recruiting criminals for police, or the black lipstick fascist/gay stormtroopers. Damn, I need to get out of CA.

I'll just take some more soma and chill.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (8B6Ng)

427 I will smile if, Amy Coney Barrett, is letting PDT use her as a red herring, knowing what she has already been subjected to and not wanting her children dragged thru yet another wicked display of progressive's ignorance and lies.

ACB may be content with her family's life as it is now, out of the spotlight.

Posted by: old chick at September 24, 2020


*
*

Smile? If Trump pulls a switcheroo, so that his enemies are unprepared for his pick, you will hear my laughter echoing along the corridors of the Interstate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (Ejm1K)

428 265 Another 9:30 am lid for the Slow Joe....can you even call it a campaign?
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2020 12:21 PM (HwiWi)
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It's a Bizarro World campaign.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (sWM8x)

429 I wanted a Larry Niven future. Not the time of the Man-Kzin Wars, but afterward.

Louis Wu says you can't have his droud
Posted by: Anna Puma


Only a recovered wirehead could have resisted the scent of Tree of Life root.
And besides, he was over 200 years old.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (vcOmj)

430

This also shows how dangerous Hollywood can be. Especially now that they have become outspokenly over the top, out of closet political.

Two anti-Trump shows coming up on HBO and SHO. You know Netflix will be continuing it's garbage attacks.

When will the next movie or music video come out that shows a physical attack on Trump like SnoopDogSh*t or putting a head on a pike?

Hollywood has become a weapon along with social media and all media.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (rjE57)

431 131 I'll ask one more time: Is the chance of fraud in early voting (using the same kind of machines) any higher than in voting on election day itself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

It's less with early voting because the earlier you vote, the less chance that a lefty imposter gets in ahead and votes for you.

Remember 2016 I think when a guy came in fave a fake name and the poll worker said, "That's my son. You're not him."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (kfcYC)

432 Mostly because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.


Excellent callback.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (wzVKm)

433
Mostly because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.
Posted by: garrett


Gosh, he once thought that Megyn Kelly had the same ass, too!

"Ambi" ace

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (pNxlR)

434 >>Can't wait until they turn on George R.R. Martin for racism and transphobia, along with his Game of Thrones series.



Oh, they haaaate him for how all the female characters get raped.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (bDqIh)

435 419

Apparently, as Ace's Gay Quotient climbed to 50% he realized he has conflicting feelings towards me.





Mostly because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.



Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (B73BR)

________


LOL. *Oh boy, this is gonna get good!*


Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (WqPYg)

Ace was just getting bitchy, because Garrett was wearing the same color crocs as him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (KnJdm)

436 "As I understand it, they sort of hate him for the TV show ending with
the Hillary analog character turning out to be the supreme evil (many of
them assumed since it was a Hillary analog she'd turn out to be OK and
some even named kids after her) but they can't completely blame him so
it's unresolved."

I'm surprised that anyone is surprised that Daena turned out as she did. From the start she believed she had a divinely appointed right to absolute power - after all, she was the Heir to the Iron Throne and the Mother of Dragons! Yes, she freed the slaves; but then she abandoned them to re-enslavement once they'd served their purpose; and she did not hesitate to kill anyone who opposed her. So, the analogy with Hillary was closer than Daena's feminazi fans may have thought.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (S6ArX)

437 @HillaryClinton
Trump's refusal to commit to the peaceful transfer of power


Is, how you say, rich.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (lIIT7)

438 No hearings, just vote, no matter who is nominated.

Bridget Bade sounds interesting too ... I am suspicious of Barrett just because the NT'ers and RINO's are not objecting to her.

We need another Thomas or Scalia, not another Roberts.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (3Mvdr)

439 What this last summer proved is that even Americans will do terrible things and then claim they were just following orders.

Gotta keep that job, keep that cash flow going. Don't worry about how illegal and ugly what you're doing is and also how useless and stupid.

Didn't they do this as a college experiment once?

Did we really need to try it on a larger scale?

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (0rE1j)

440 Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!

Posted by: garrett

And arrested. The good news is that the jail is right across the street from Pizza Crossing and they deliver.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (Rvt88)

441 I'm in California, and I got a voting pamphlet yesterday. It has a bold boxed banner, telling me that everyone will get a mail in ballot.
In smaller letters, it tells me the hours the polls are open. Strangely, it does not mention where my polling place is on the back as is usual. When I contacted the state's website to find out, it does not have that information yet, but suggests I contact the county. When I contact the county, the website says it doesn't have that information yet.

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (AwPyG)

442 393 Have a planned visit emergency to vet for my 19 1/2 year old cat Cinnamon. Hasn't been eating or drinking much for this week.
Hope it's not the end but expecting it might be.
Heading out, let you know when I'm back.
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2020 12:39 PM (OjZpE)

Aw man...luck to you both, Skip

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (ifmtJ)

443 'd forgotten how boring that movie is. It reminded me of the first Twilight movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (UWqZJ)
--------------

"Twilight" was nothing more than "Romeo and Juliet" with fangs and glitter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (WEBkv)


***

Vampires Suck > Twilight

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (axyOa)

444 Never read Mists of Avalon nor Clan of the Cave Bear. was too busy reading other stuff.

If you want good vs evil, contact with intelligent aliens, worries about destroying the environment, intrigue, corruption, and gun fights; can always read H Beam Piper's Fuzzy trilogy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (c1H0d)

445 I can find no evidence for the claim that Kiefer Sutherland ever owned a donkey.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (XrCyE)

446 436 I'm surprised that anyone is surprised that Daena turned out as she did. From the start she believed she had a divinely appointed right to absolute power - after all, she was the Heir to the Iron Throne and the Mother of Dragons! Yes, she freed the slaves; but then she abandoned them to re-enslavement once they'd served their purpose; and she did not hesitate to kill anyone who opposed her. So, the analogy with Hillary was closer than Daena's feminazi fans may have thought.
Posted by: Brown Line at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (S6ArX)

============

"I will burn your city to the ground!"
-Dany, the beginning of season 2

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (UWqZJ)

447
Another 9:30 am lid for the Slow Joe....can you even call it a campaign?


Joe does a lot of lids, it seems.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (pNxlR)

448

Ignoring the Big Biden report.
Ignoring how Biden cowardly stays inside blaming Wuhaneseevirus.
Ignoring the riots and domestic street terrorists.
Ignoring the Soros money for thuggery and murder.
Ignoring it all.

But, handmaid's tale.

Yeah right.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (rjE57)

449 Lots of modern fiction is SJW driven, sadly, but I always grab a half dozen fiction books at random when we go to the library. While the kids look for theirs I'll thumb through a few pages and see if something seems interesting and check it out if so.

In my experience it looks like the 90s was sort of the end of "writing because writing is fun and interesting" and when it began to be replaced with wholesale "this is how you should believe, citizen" fiction.

You gonna need some gay and skin diversity if you want to be published now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (X8FkQ)

450
Smile? If Trump pulls a switcheroo, so that his enemies are unprepared for his pick, you will hear my laughter echoing along the corridors of the Interstate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (Ejm1K)

------

That's why I hope he just nominates someone who ISN'T on his vaunted list. I'm sure they have a box of smears prepared for every one of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (W3n3j)

451 The Ohio cop arresting the woman watching the football game is exactly the kind of PR disaster the cops don't need right now.

Posted by: Attila the reasonable at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (w7KSn)

452 Have any of you read through her decisions? I haven't had the time.

I feel like we always get suckered in with these "super conservative" justices. You know, like Souter or Kennedy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (cnTJD)

453 414 Damn. SMOD is going to miss us again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (4SXLy)


Hopefully, it'll circle back if Biden manages to cheat-win.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

454
Vampires Suck > Twilight
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (axyOa)


Blackula >

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

455 problem is the vast majority of people and LIV's cannot grasp the nuances of this shit. I takes several paragraphs of explanation to correct while the original sin is the simple click bait title of the propaganda.

This is SOP for the MFM.

BIRM


Posted by: dananjcon at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (u6xw0)

456 Hang dai skip.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (X8FkQ)

457 Chastity belts were mostly used for wives who were already being chased!



From the archives:


The Happiness of Pursuit - a limerick

When a chastity belt 'round her waist
You dare not undress her in haste
If you want any surety
Of a young woman's purity
You must aask was she caught...or just chased!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Fc5rx)

458 353 Hmm...Politico story out on FL voter registration gains by GOP indicates it's basically lost to Biden, yet campaign calls a lid at 8:42 a.m. They either know they're going to lose, or believe the fix is in.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Hf7hU)

Or they know they can't roll Joe out today regardless of what is going on, cause he is having a deep dementia day.

Posted by: The Da Vinchi Code at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Ojki1)

459 I wanted a Larry Niven future. Not the time of the Man-Kzin Wars, but afterward.

Louis Wu says you can't have his droud
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020


*
*

I want the pre-Protector Teela Brown!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Ejm1K)

460
It's just the ravings of an absolute lunatic.



Or femynyst, BIRM.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

461 Ohio mom, watching her son playing football, tazed for not wearing a mask!





Is she hot?

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:27 PM (iUyG4)

She's a cock tazer

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (HrMC1)

462 >>This also shows how dangerous Hollywood can be. Especially now that they have become outspokenly over the top, out of closet political.


Oh for sure, they have been doing this for years.
See the 5 (5?) Purge movies + Purge tv show.

Their programming has been all about stirring up racial tensions and now we have race riots.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

463 The Ohio cop arresting the woman watching the football game is exactly the kind of PR disaster the cops don't need right now.
Posted by: Attila the reasonable at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (w7KSn)


But she white and he black, so it's all good.

It's how it's supposed to be.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

464 Damn. SMOD is going to miss us again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (4SXLy)


I'm sick of that fucking tease. All lip service.

"Look at the Vredefort Dome!" Yeah, yeah - but what have you really done in the last few million years?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (8B6Ng)

465 Another 9:30 am lid for the Slow Joe....can you even call it a campaign?

Got to rest, got to prepare. Got another big hour coming up tomorrow morning!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Lt1JN)

466 seen on twitter

I had to edit the bad spots


Y'all hurry upRainbow flag @catfishyak
·
23m

Remember when we used to halfway joke about Handmaid's Tale? And now that unelected c*nt wants to check girl's vaginas before they can play a sport?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (rjE57)

467 Those "Some" guys sure have a lot to answer for.


Strange that no one's ever seen them before.


Hmmmm.

Posted by: naturalfake




SomeSay the Strawmarian is actually the nick of a conservative commenter on many blogs back about 10 years ago. I think he even had a blog of his own for a while.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (BM2fS)

468 Just got a call from a volunteer for the Montana Dem Party...using his personal phone #.

Now to have some fun with this guy's name, address and phone.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (B73BR)

469 Mind you, based on his writing, he either has some #MeeToo skeletons or wished he did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)

See also: Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (Ojki1)

470 People of Praise is obviously nothing like the Handmaids tale books. There are some odd ducks in the PoP though.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (JRaU+)

471 Trump's refusal to commit to the peaceful transfer of power


Is, how you say, rich.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2020 12:43 PM (lIIT7)


Like the Dems haven't been sticking a stick in the spokes of the country for the last 4 years.

It's one thing to say the President isn't YOUR President.

It's another thing to try and stop them from BEING President.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (0rE1j)

472
Mostly because he thinks I have the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland.
Posted by: garrett at September

I create strange visualizations of some of the horde. Yours used to be a young beardless Jeremiah Johnson just getting off the ferry. Now it's a gay , bearded Jeremiah Johnson wearing animal skins.

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (r9mck)

473 I've always thought early voting was a fine way for the cheaters to gauge how much they'll have to cheat. There's really no other reason

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (AwPyG)

474 It is pretty obvious now that Biden either knows he is losing in a landslide, or that his election win will be determined in the courts.

Or both.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (kA3Cp)

475 Do you guys not remember Countess Smirnoff von Clampett's platinum with diamond dust comedy moment from the week before the election in '16 when she asked Trump if he would accept the results?

Your act is tired, harridan. Go away.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (XrCyE)

476 466 seen on twitter

I had to edit the bad spots


Y'all hurry upRainbow flag @catfishyak

23m

Remember when we used to halfway joke about Handmaid's Tale? And now that unelected c*nt wants to check girl's vaginas before they can play a sport?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (rjE57)

=========

The Left is not going to let Democrats play nice with ACB.

We need hearings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (UWqZJ)

477 Some have likened Reuters, a self-described news service, to Roto-Rooter, a self-described sewer service. However, Roto-Rooter provides an actual necessary and needed service whereas Reuters wallows in the shit just for fun.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (m6qV1)

478
Another 9:30 am lid for the Slow Joe....can you even call it a campaign?


Maybe I should go over and offer to cut his lawn.

However, I cannot manage the "fresh faced, eager and young entrepreneur" look anymore.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (pNxlR)

479 "Some have likened..." "critics say..." "some worry..."

A long-standing propaganda technique of fake news.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (BRkq2)

480 Ace was just getting bitchy, because Garrett was wearing the same color crocs as him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


And the messenger bag. Don't forget that messenger bag!

And, that's when the slap fight began.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (vcOmj)

481 2 They are 13 year old girls with a severe fixation on popular TV Dramas.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:05 PM (rTQsf)

They are trapped in the hormonal storm occurring two weeks after their first ovulation.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (QGf75)

482 Newsweak regrets the error in our, "From Trailer Park Crack Whore to the Supreme Court, Amy Coney Barrett" headline.


The corrected version will appear in an upcoming issue.

Posted by: Newsweak at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (88+cf)

483 in response to this

JackCopyright @Jackasaurus3
· 20h
GOP Senator Kelly Loeffler introduces bill that could require genital exams for girls competing in school sports

So the GOP wants the legal right to examine teenage girls' genitals. This is some pretty sick stuff. Not surprising at all. But sick.



lgbqutilfdzz community ...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (rjE57)

484 I don't even read "vote fraud!" stuff any more. I'm 100% focused on Biden not winning fair & square.

Screw vote fraud/harvesting anxiety. It's not even near the front of my anxiety queue.

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (Cssks)

485 I keep saying that Trump needs to act on his words about the media being the enemy of the people.

Because right now, it's as sick a joke as "Lock Her Up!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (2JVJo)

486 For any of my protestant cousins on here, you may be interested to learn that the Catholic Church prohibits in-vitro fertilization (to say nothing of surrogacy pregnancies). So to claim that a book with that premise is based on a Catholic group is bizarre and illogical.

Posted by: p0sTpWnEd at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (uH/IC)

487 480
Ace was just getting bitchy, because Garrett was wearing the same color crocs as him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner





And the messenger bag. Don't forget that messenger bag!



And, that's when the slap fight began.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:47 PM (vcOmj)

They were hitting each other with murses.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (KnJdm)

488 Daily Mail has pics of tazed football mom and she is reasonably attractive, but seems to have a scary tattoo on her upper thigh.

Cannot tell if she is fit or meth skinny.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (ZfRYq)

489 418 I'd forgotten how boring that movie is. It reminded me of the first Twilight movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (UWqZJ)
--------------

"Twilight" was nothing more than "Romeo and Juliet" with fangs and glitter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 24, 2020 12:41 PM (WEBkv)

Oh it's worse. It's so much worse.

Twilight is so bad...50 Shades of Grey, which is a Twilight Fanfic, is a better book.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (ifmtJ)

490 198 151 The Handmaid's Tale has to be one of the most overrated books in history. We on the right have to realize that most everything list as good in the past 75 years is actually not that good. It is only listed as good because it serves the purposes of the Left.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J70i0)

I'll bet you don't even like "Catcher in the Rye".
Posted by: Tom Servo

I thought it was overrated. I read it about five years ago; of course by then I had already come of age.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (kfcYC)

491 One of Mel Brooks' radio ads for Young Frankenstein
praised the film "which some are calling the comedy of the year. And
this is Some, signing off."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (E+OcO)

_________


With the passing of Gale Sayers yesterday (R.I.P.), I was thinking about the original Brian's Song movie (hated watching it as a kid because I cried every time) and how funny it was. Of course, you couldn't get away with the following dialogue today:

Brian Piccolo: Hey, Black Magic, listen to this letter I got. "You must have been raised with pigs to stay in the same room with one of those darkies. You must not have been taught *anything* when you were a boy. You must have crawled out from under some slimy rock."


Gale Sayers: Is that all?


Brian Piccolo: Except the usual, "Love, Mother."

Posted by: ShainS at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (WqPYg)

492 "Calling a lid" is the euphemism for "candidate still in hiding".

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (4pIb8)

493 Teela Brown is a hazard to be around if her Luck decides she needs help.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (c1H0d)

494 286 Talk about projection - the left is all about Trump accepting the peaceful transfer of power. So, you know they plan not to be peaceful.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (kA3Cp)

They've been running a coup since before he was elected and have never stopped!

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (BRkq2)

495 The Ohio cop arresting the woman watching the football game is exactly the kind of PR disaster the cops don't need right now.***
Yeah, I've been walking a tight rope regarding the cops. On the one hand, defund the police is absurd, on the other hand, these cops who so willingly violate the social contract are miscreants.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (LGXGf)

496 Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA
·
Sep 22

Trump's top Supreme Court pick comes from a religion that is straight out of the Handmaid's Tale...because of course she f*cking does.

Fight for your uteruses, ladies, or pick the male you want to sign your rights over to.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (rjE57)

497
Now to have some fun with this guy's name, address and phone.

Posted by: garrett


Tell him that you're sheltering 16 illegal Mexicans that are just itching to vote.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (3P/5p)

498 Fuck "voter ID".

I say, you show up in person with your ID *and* your social security card.

Every SSN gets registered for one vote. Any duplicates get thrown out.

Don't tell me they can't manage a database table with 200 million rows and only four fucking columns.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (/EuRN)

499 The Ohio lady got a good one in as they took her away with "We're all in this together, right guys!" Plus people were taunting the cop for not wearing his mask.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (J70i0)

500 the zombie brand name "Newsweek"

Nooswique!

Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (QZ11M)

501
Now to have some fun with this guy's name, address and phone.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (B73BR)

-----

You people are SO spiteful.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

502 I'm in California, and I got a voting pamphlet yesterday. It has a bold boxed banner, telling me that everyone will get a mail in ballot.
In smaller letters, it tells me the hours the polls are open. Strangely, it does not mention where my polling place is on the back as is usual. When I contacted the state's website to find out, it does not have that information yet, but suggests I contact the county. When I contact the county, the website says it doesn't have that information yet.
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (AwPyG)


In Santa Clara Co, that little mailer announced that we can go to ANY precinct we want, not just the one we're registered at.

What could go wrong?

I've also heard in more reliably red counties in CA, they've decided to switch things around. If you were voting at a retirement home or school, that's changed because [cough covid cough] something.

I assume you to have moved to all electronic voting, from that primitive pencil/paper ballot. After all, voting by tablet is faultless.

For them.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (8B6Ng)

503 The one thing I have in favor of ACB is that she was Scalia's intern.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (0rE1j)

504 What the hell? UK Telegraph headline: "Seattle hires convicted pimp as new 'Street Czar" to help police interact with protestors". Andre Taylor appeared in "American Pimp". $150,000 per year gig. Seattle taxpayers are getting bitch-slapped, again.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (Pqytn)

505 Every SSN gets registered for one vote. Any duplicates get thrown out.



Don't tell me they can't manage a database table with 200 million rows and only four fucking columns.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (/EuRN)

Illegals get SSNs.

Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (J70i0)

506 I'm surprised that anyone is surprised that Daena turned out as she did.

She was a tyrant from the moment she obtained power, lurching from conquest to another. All this talk about freeing people and what not, with no consideration whatsoever with what those freed peoples are supposed to do with themselves once you have crushed the existing regime/society. It's even more obvious in the books.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (H5knJ)

507 493 Teela Brown is a hazard to be around if her Luck decides she needs help.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (c1H0d)


Luck is not a superpower.

Posted by: Deadpool at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (ZfRYq)

508 55 I think the feminists are obsessed with The Handmaids Tale because they wish that someone wanted to f'k them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (1ISKN)

That's pretty much it. Also, the screaming White Millennial harpies who act as BLM allies simply are c*ck-starved bitches who have developed psychiatric issues.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (puu6v)

509 Chastity belts with no keys.
Antifa smiles

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (pB6Gt)

510 We need hearings.
===================
Yeah, that won't be a spectacle at all. There will be 100 womenz/trans walking around the hearings wearing red smocks and over-sized bonnets, acting all shamey and oppressed. And those will be the images the LIV's will process.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (7Fj9P)

511 I remember the stoner feminist at my high school going on about The Handmaids Tale in 99. Weirdos have been waiting for everyone talk about this book for a long time.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (xZYGI)

512 200 Biden was the inspiration for Prometheus.

Think about it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (XrCyE)
_______

Is that why he never does anything after the vulture drops in for a snack?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (7X3UV)

513
LID

Lithium
Insufficient
Dosage

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

514 "Fight for your uteruses, ladies, or pick the male you want to sign your rights over to."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (rjE57)

I think Katie Hill should maybe think with a body part other than her lady bits, for once...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (/EuRN)

515 JackCopyright @Jackasaurus3
GOP Senator Kelly Loeffler introduces bill that could require genital exams for girls competing in school sports

So the GOP wants the legal right to examine teenage girls' cocks.

Posted by: x at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (nFwvY)

516 If you don't follow the media, you are uninformed. If you do follow the media, you are misinformed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (yQpMk)

517 The Ohio cop arresting the woman watching the football game is exactly the kind of PR disaster the cops don't need right now.
Posted by: Attila the reasonable


Oh, and some bullet-headed bald school administrator tough guy and some Karen from the stands who probably ratted her out looking on approvingly.
And the crowd applauded.

Assholes everywhere.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (vcOmj)

518 I wanted a Larry Niven future. Not the time of the Man-Kzin Wars, but afterward.

Louis Wu says you can't have his droud
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020 12:40 PM (c1H0d)

I always wanted Star Wars, minus the Force stuff. Give me a space truck that's not all black boxes and I'll be off to get into and out of every kind of trouble.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (7dwNR)

519 These people are delusional

HRC conceded the election and has acted gracefully since- given the circumstances

The rapist only has a stutter, but if you read his words, they are powerful.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (4SXLy)

520 506 I'm surprised that anyone is surprised that Daena turned out as she did.

She was a tyrant from the moment she obtained power, lurching from conquest to another. All this talk about freeing people and what not, with no consideration whatsoever with what those freed peoples are supposed to do with themselves once you have crushed the existing regime/society. It's even more obvious in the books.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (H5knJ)

=========

The one time she tried mercy, it ended up blowing up in her face and she ended up in exile.

No wonder when confronted with her next conquest she would skip the mercy phase and go straight to the oppression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (UWqZJ)

521 Now to have some fun with this guy's name, address and phone.
Posted by: garrett

-----

You people are SO spiteful.
Posted by: fixerupper

Hold my wine.

Posted by: Gingers everywhere at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (Rvt88)

522 Brian Piccolo: Except the usual, "Love, Mother."
Posted by: ShainS

--

Ironic that I use 1960-70s books and movies to teach my children about how to respect people despite their color. Now, Hollywood and media are pushing segregation.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (kA3Cp)

523

LBC @LBC
.
@MargaretAtwood told @mrjamesob how different parts of the world reacted to The Handmaid's Tale.

Atwood warned that some groups in the US are now using her best selling novel as a "playbook".

Listen to the compelling conversation here:

(video at link)


https://tinyurl.com/yytwp5cx

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (rjE57)

524 512 200 Biden was the inspiration for Prometheus.

Think about it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (XrCyE)
_______

Is that why he never does anything after the vulture drops in for a snack?
Posted by: Eeyore at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (7X3UV)

What? Hillary's liver tasted like rotgut and self-loathing.

Posted by: The Vultures at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (/EuRN)

525 30 Layers and layers of fact checks.

Course their are all stoned or have IQs of 50, but still...
Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Ojki1=============

Behold the power of and.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (JNTt1)

526 Hmm...Politico story out on FL voter registration gains by GOP indicates it's basically lost to Biden, yet campaign calls a lid at 8:42 a.m. They either know they're going to lose, or believe the fix is in.
*********
Dave in Fla. Pointed this out a while back

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (1Dmt5)

527 So the GOP wants the legal right to examine teenage girls' cocks.

-

Hahahaha

That needs to be everywhere in those threads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (X8FkQ)

528
You've got to fight!
For your right, to uterus!

-- rejected Beastie Boys lyrics

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (pNxlR)

529 513
LID

Lithium
Insufficient
Dosage
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

Ooh, nice!

Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (QZ11M)

530 510 We need hearings.
===================
Yeah, that won't be a spectacle at all. There will be 100 womenz/trans walking around the hearings wearing red smocks and over-sized bonnets, acting all shamey and oppressed. And those will be the images the LIV's will process.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (7Fj9P)

=========

They did it against a man with Kavanaugh, and it's pretty well established that that spectacle cost Democrats at least a couple of Senate seats in 2018.

Try it against a woman, and we can pretty much guarantee that McSally walks to re-election in AZ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (UWqZJ)

531
Trump's top Supreme Court pick comes from a religion that is straight out of the Handmaid's Tale...because of course she f*cking does.

Fight for your uteruses, ladies, or pick the male you want to sign your rights over to.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (rjE57)


She tweeted something out and someone responded "And YOU are Katie Hill."

That should be the response to all of her tweets.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (ZfRYq)

532 I'm sort of coming to the fatal acceptance phase.

If the Dems are going to be able to cheat and win the election (which a number of the Horde believe will happen), they will be doing it with the worst campaign and candidates in modern history. They will also be doing it after openly admitting they will do it 2 months out from the election.

If this is true, then they were going to be able to cheat and steal the election period. Any efforts our side would take would be pointless.

I personally believe that there is a limit to how much they can cheat, and in-person enthusiastic voting will overwhelm the cheating. There are only two possible scenarios. A massive Trump win, or a loss to cheating that we would not have been able to avoid regardless.

Either outcome will tell us a lot about America. I choose to believe the former outcome and continue to have faith in the basic decency and fair-mindedness of the citizens.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (5p7BC)

533 The overturning of Roe v Wade will not end abortion.

It just throws the question back to each State.

California, New York and all the other blue states will allow it to happen, unfortunately.

These RBG twits need to be educated or put in mental health hospitals.

It is not a good look to make your life about abortion.

It is really sick and revealing about your priorities.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (haWye)

534 The tweeter fantasy novel is not useless as a litmus test.

It appeals to the basest perverted instincts; and the lower the IQ and higher the mental illness in the reader, the more self-righteous indignation and rage is induced in them.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (BRkq2)

535
Located
In
Dungeon

Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (QZ11M)

536 495 The Ohio cop arresting the woman watching the football game is exactly the kind of PR disaster the cops don't need right now.***
Yeah, I've been walking a tight rope regarding the cops. On the one hand, defund the police is absurd, on the other hand, these cops who so willingly violate the social contract are miscreants.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (LGXGf)

Yeah, it's hard to believe that all it took for my somewhat anti-modern law enforcement position to do a 180 was a bunch of BLM "peaceful protestors"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (cnTJD)

537 Sarah Palin banned Harry Potter.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (4pIb8)

538 You people are SO spiteful.
Posted by: fixerupper

Hold my wine.

Posted by: Gingers

Popcorn me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (pB6Gt)

539 I think that biometrics is a big problem for the left. You can sign on to your laptop with a thumbprint, right?
Why can't you do the same security for voting?

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (AwPyG)

540 Sorry Skip,

hope the cat is okay.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (JKNZq)

541 Illegals get steal SSNs.
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I'm pretty sure that spreadsheet would need duplicate detect.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (7Fj9P)

542 Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA

Sep 22

Trump's top Supreme Court pick comes from a religion that is straight out of the Handmaid's Tale...because of course she f*cking does.

Fight for your uteruses, ladies, or pick the male you want to sign your rights over to.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (rjE57)


Diseased whore says what?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

543
Lurking
In
Dungeon

Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (QZ11M)

544 438

ACB CLERKED for Scalia! Didn't you know that?

There is no reason whatsoever to suspect ACB of being a Souter-in-utero. None.

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (Cssks)

545 Now to have some fun with this guy's name, address and phone.
Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2020 12:46 PM (B73BR)


I really need to reconnect with realtor friends in the SF Bay Area peninsula. I knew where Zuckenberg and Jack lived for the longest time (well, Jack was in Marin).

It'd be great to put those addresses out there, only accidentally say Tucker or Hannity live there instead. Plus, I think Portola Valley, Woodside, San Mateo, Palo Alto and Atherton could use a little BLM love delivered fresh and hot to their doorsteps.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (8B6Ng)

546 "Coney" . . . wasn't that the Bible's name for the rock hyrax?

Oh. Wait. That was "cony." Never mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (Ejm1K)

547 Teela Brown is a hazard to be around if her Luck decides she needs help.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (c1H0d)

Luck is not a superpower.
Posted by: Deadpool


Tell that to the Puppeteers. They manipulated the birthright lotteries to breed a "lucky" human.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (vcOmj)

548 Rep. Diana DeGette @RepDianaDeGette
· 22h

BREAKING: President Trump just announced he will sign an executive order that seeks to limit women's access to reproductive care.

This is yet another egregious attacks on women's rights.

We will not sit idly by and allow this administration to strip away our rights!


Colorado rep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (rjE57)

549 the zombie brand name "Newsweek"


I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Zombie Sidney Harman at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

550 The one time she tried mercy, it ended up blowing up in her face and she ended up in exile.

No wonder when confronted with her next conquest she would skip the mercy phase and go straight to the oppression.


Her ineptness at actually forming a government is a poor excuse for tyranny. "I have to oppress you, because I cannot govern you," is a maybe a sign she was in over her head. Why it's almost like a teen girl with no leadership experience shouldn't have an army.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (H5knJ)

551
Biden was the inspiration for Prometheus.

Think about it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Well, he DOES have that pale and paste-like pallor of the Engineers (or whatever they were called).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (pNxlR)

552 Because reading is too hard, they made into a movie pictures for the mentally disabled.

Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (BRkq2)

553 If the Dems are going to be able to cheat and win the election (which a number of the Horde believe will happen), they will be doing it with the worst campaign and candidates in modern history.

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I'm optimistic, but I've said for months this is part of the kink, same as everyone knowing Epstein would be murdered in prison right when the cameras bread and then Epstein was murdered etc.

They're going to do it with Joe because they want you to know they can.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (X8FkQ)

554 "Top Florida Democrats and longtime activists have increasingly groused in private that they feel pressure from Joe Biden's campaign to refrain from door-to-door canvassing or holding voter registration drives due to the potential spread of the coronavirus and fears of muddying his messaging on the pandemic."

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Biden: Vote for me and we'll return to normal at some point after I force everyone into masks and rule with an iron first.

Trump: We can be normal now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (UWqZJ)

555 My tolerance for the left's BS, which has never been over burdened with hope and live, is approaching absolute zero with respect to temperature measured in degrees kelvin.

Phuck these asshoe. WAR

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (qnz2O)

556 I don't want Katie Hill's rights. Maybe they could be put up for auction.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (lgiXo)

557 452 Have any of you read through her decisions? I haven't had the time.

I feel like we always get suckered in with these "super conservative" justices. You know, like Souter or Kennedy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (cnTJD)


That's how I feel about Lagoa. A lot of dem senators voted for her to sit as an appellate judge.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (Fs5vw)

558 Illegals get SSNs.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (J70i0)

Well then throw them on the table too with a fifth boolean column for "eligible to vote". Use it for felons, etc. too.

This shit isn't fucking complicated. They don't do it because they don't WANT to do it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (/EuRN)

559 The media has contributed more to the deterioration of our society than any other group. That's why I gleefully say that in the future, when an inevitable societal downturn occurs, they will be first to the gallows. I will be quaffing a few delicious beers at that event, making Smores for the children and between pointing and laughing teach them about how lies, dishonesty and deliberate manipulation lead to a painful death.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (VpIIl)

560 Beverly Walker
@mamabeladonna
·
2h
I finished American Rule last night. It's 8:59 AM here in Alabama and I still haven't been able to sleep. This history of the Republican power grab is scarier than Handmaid's Tale, because it is true. EVERYONE needs to read this incredible book before voting.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (rjE57)

561 @533
It's true that overturning Roe v Wade throws the question back to the states, but I think it would be more correct to say it throws the question back to the voters, which is how it should be.

Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 12:55 PM (AwPyG)

562 550 The one time she tried mercy, it ended up blowing up in her face and she ended up in exile.

No wonder when confronted with her next conquest she would skip the mercy phase and go straight to the oppression.

Her ineptness at actually forming a government is a poor excuse for tyranny. "I have to oppress you, because I cannot govern you," is a maybe a sign she was in over her head. Why it's almost like a teen girl with no leadership experience shouldn't have an army.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (H5knJ)

==========

"YAS! SLAY QUEEN!!!"
-Feminists

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:55 PM (UWqZJ)

563 This judge looks pretty, normal and intelligent. How horrible. Kill it with fire.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 24, 2020 12:55 PM (L9P9s)

564 Katie Hill is an ignorant fool, but what would one expect of a woman who's stupid enough to have threesome with her staffers . She's still trying to be relevant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2020 12:55 PM (WkPC9)

565 Sorry Skip,

hope the cat is okay.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 24, 2020


*
*

My gosh, 19.5 years? That cat is almost 100 in human terms. Think of the stuff he/she has seen! Good luck to both of you, Skip.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:55 PM (Ejm1K)

566 556 I don't want Katie Hill's rights. Maybe they could be put up for auction.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (lgiXo)

Would you be interested in her lefts?

Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 12:55 PM (QZ11M)

567 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:56 PM (UWqZJ)

568 494 286 Talk about projection - the left is all about Trump accepting the peaceful transfer of power. So, you know they plan not to be peaceful.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2020 12:30 PM (kA3Cp)

They've been running a coup since before he was elected and have never stopped!
Posted by: Gilded at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (BRkq2)

The permanent coup will continue if he is re-elected even by a huge margin and it is recognized as legitimate. Hopefully without the constraints on him Trump will punish those who tried to steal what little remains of American democracy.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 24, 2020 12:56 PM (puu6v)

569 Justin Trudeau gave the Speech From the Throne yesterday wearing a face mask. I don't like how much I hate that worthless man.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2020 12:56 PM (lgiXo)

570
I'm in California, and I got a voting pamphlet yesterday. It has a bold boxed banner, telling me that everyone will get a mail in ballot.
...
Posted by: artemis at September 24, 2020 12:44 PM (AwPyG)

In Santa Clara Co, that little mailer announced that we can go to ANY precinct we want, not just the one we're registered at.

What could go wrong?

...
Posted by: clutch cargo

=======

You guys keeping up with the state's EDD situation? It's literally so bad that Newsom's "strike force" has recommended burning it to the ground and restarting. It's unfixable.

Strangely, they say to completely halt all service for two weeks to do nothing but work on the backlog and then come back... as if the state employees who got us here are going to get anything done in two weeks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2020 12:56 PM (G51Gf)

571 496 Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA
Sep 22

Trump's top Supreme Court pick comes from a religion that is straight out of the Handmaid's Tale...because of course she f*cking does.

Fight for your uteruses, ladies, or pick the male you want to sign your rights over to.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (rjE57)

====

Um, a rather sizable portion of the people South of the border share this religion. So is she racist and arguing to #BuildTheWall?

Posted by: Bete at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Ojki1)

572 What the hell? UK Telegraph headline: "Seattle hires convicted pimp as new 'Street Czar" to help police interact with protestors". Andre Taylor appeared in "American Pimp". $150,000 per year gig. Seattle taxpayers are getting bitch-slapped, again.

--

I say good. Seattle voters wanted it. Open your wallets, suckers. Be sure and call Street Czar Andre Taylor when you hear that window breaking in your house at 2am.

Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (O+I8R)

573 I will be quaffing a few delicious beers at that
event, making Smores for the children and between pointing and laughing
teach them about how lies, dishonesty and deliberate manipulation lead
to a painful death.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (VpIIl)+++
Oh, how sweet and just that would be. May it be so in my lifetime.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (LGXGf)

574 Try it against a woman, and we can pretty much guarantee that McSally walks to re-election in AZ.
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At this point I am thinking McSally is going to win in AZ. It is only going to get better for her, and the coattails are going to pull her along. The Trump campaign is working for her, I'm getting "fundraising requests from Don Jr" for her.

I'm also starting to think Gardner could hold in CO. If Susan Collins loses it is a trade for the AL seat and there is no change to the majority.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (5p7BC)

575 I think the feminists are obsessed with The Handmaids Tale because they wish that someone wanted to f'k them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 24, 2020 12:10 PM (1ISKN)

yeah, HT is a typical 80s rape fantasy novel

back then it was a common trope in bodice ripoers (hence the name) that studly mcstudly would ravish virtuous but sassy beauty, and at first she resists but yada yada yada ... wedding bells

the feminists sneered at that coz free love, but secretly they thought it was hot, so with Handmaid's Tale they get to be virtuous liberated heroine forced to be ravished by patriarchy

it's basically the same fantasy

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (nUhF0)

576 There is no reason whatsoever to suspect ACB of being a Souter-in-utero. None.
Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (Cssks)

That's the biggest reason to suspect it right there.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (4pIb8)

577 LID

Lithium
Insufficient
Dosage
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

Ooh, nice!
Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 12:51 PM (QZ11M)


Hahahaha!

That reminds me of the old "Prompt Relief for Senile Agitation" ads. https://tinyurl.com/ua7mvjn

I'm convinced (as I've said before) I bet Joe gets agitated like that at night, and could see him taking a swing at Trump when he can't get the words out. Heck, he's gotten close with his own voters!

That kind of agitation is especially common in the early-mid stages from what I've seen.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:58 PM (8B6Ng)

578 574 Try it against a woman, and we can pretty much guarantee that McSally walks to re-election in AZ.
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At this point I am thinking McSally is going to win in AZ. It is only going to get better for her, and the coattails are going to pull her along. The Trump campaign is working for her, I'm getting "fundraising requests from Don Jr" for her.

I'm also starting to think Gardner could hold in CO. If Susan Collins loses it is a trade for the AL seat and there is no change to the majority.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (5p7BC)

========

Gonna be honest, this would be an ideal scenario.

We maintain our majority with the same number, but we get rid of Collins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 24, 2020 12:58 PM (UWqZJ)

579 Katie Hill cracks me up. She's so degenerate, unethical, and drunk that even Californians pinkslipped her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 24, 2020 12:58 PM (H5knJ)

580 The media has contributed more to the deterioration of our society than any other group. That's why I gleefully say that in the future, when an inevitable societal downturn occurs, they will be first to the gallows. I will be quaffing a few delicious beers at that event, making Smores for the children and between pointing and laughing teach them about how lies, dishonesty and deliberate manipulation lead to a painful death.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2020 12:54 PM (VpIIl)


Helicopter skeet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 12:58 PM (DP0Nq)

581 Teela Brown is a hazard to be around if her Luck decides she needs help.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020


*
*

True. Though before she got to the Ringworld, she was a super-cute (though well-educated) companion instead of a hazard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2020 12:58 PM (Ejm1K)

582 533 The overturning of Roe v Wade will not end abortion.

It just throws the question back to each State.

California, New York and all the other blue states will allow it to happen, unfortunately.

These RBG twits need to be educated or put in mental health hospitals.

It is not a good look to make your life about abortion.

It is really sick and revealing about your priorities.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 24, 2020 12:52 PM (haWye)

Totally true. I have had to explain this several times. The right to kill your baby will go to the states. And you are correct, all the blue states will continue to allow it (probably until after birth).

These people are so stupid. They don't want to hear facts.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 24, 2020 12:58 PM (/rsCS)

583 Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (yQpMk)


That sounds like something Mark Twain would've said.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 24, 2020 12:58 PM (0rE1j)

584 >>BREAKING: President Trump just announced he will sign an executive order that seeks to limit women's access to reproductive care.

This is yet another egregious attacks on women's rights.

We will not sit idly by and allow this administration to strip away our rights!

Colorado rep
- - - -


She is vile.
I love how they claim that not killing a baby who survives an abortion = women's reproductive rights.

Every Democrat at state and national level has fought born alive legislation because it's likely PP regularly kills babies outside of the womb while harvesting their organs, We saw this on tape, and for that, the guy who made it was terrorized by Kamala Harris.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2020 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

585 Being a convicted pimp means that he has a business resume' as a matter of law.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 24, 2020 12:59 PM (KAi1n)

586 The Handmaid's Tale has to be one of the most overrated books in history. We on the right have to realize that most everything list as good in the past 75 years is actually not that good. It is only listed as good because it serves the purposes of the Left.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J70i0)

I'll bet you don't even like "Catcher in the Rye".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)

Of course not - the protagonist could never make the throw to 2B if the runner got any sort of lead.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2020 12:59 PM (eoQWY)

587 calling a lid on this thread

Posted by: josephistan at September 24, 2020 12:59 PM (Izzlo)

588 At this point I am thinking McSally is going to win in AZ. It is only going to get better for her, and the coattails are going to pull her along. The Trump campaign is working for her, I'm getting "fundraising requests from Don Jr" for her.

I'm also starting to think Gardner could hold in CO. If Susan Collins loses it is a trade for the AL seat and there is no change to the majority.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (5p7BC)

The USSC vacancy probably has saved the Republican Senate majority. Also, it would seem McSally had been a drag on Trump in Arizona rather than vice versa.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 24, 2020 12:59 PM (puu6v)

589 longtime activists have increasingly groused in private that they feel pressure from Joe Biden's campaign to refrain from door-to-door canvassing or holding voter registration drives due to the potential spread of the coronavirus and fears of muddying his messaging on the pandemic."

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So he plans to run on quarantine, or refuse to concede based on improper voting hygiene protocols?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2020 12:59 PM (kA3Cp)

590
I'll just take some more soma and chill.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 12:42 PM (8B6Ng)

We need a good game of "Button, button, who's got the button?"

Posted by: Fox2! at September 24, 2020 01:00 PM (QGf75)

591 What the hell? UK Telegraph headline: "Seattle hires convicted pimp as new 'Street Czar" to help police interact with protestors". Andre Taylor appeared in "American Pimp". $150,000 per year gig. Seattle taxpayers are getting bitch-slapped, again.
--
I say good. Seattle voters wanted it. Open your wallets, suckers. Be sure and call Street Czar Andre Taylor when you hear that window breaking in your house at 2am.
Posted by: Lady in Black, for real at September 24, 2020 12:57 PM (O+I8R)


The videos of this guy are mind boggling. Now he's trying to distance himself from that "checkered past" persona, and act like he's really the voice of reason. Bullshit. That's why I'd mentioned Burgess, hiring criminals for law enforcement.

Sure, he pimped out an underage girl, beat his ho's, but what good, caring pimp doesn't do that? After all, this is black culture, we need to embrace and accept it. Racists gonna racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 01:02 PM (8B6Ng)

592 Illegals are forced to steal an SSN, when they fill out the mandatory I-9 form for an employment application, attesting that they are eligible to work here. Either that or present a fake "green card," i.e., a LAPR (Lawful Alien Permanent Resident) card.

Since most illegals just make up an SSN, they inevitably use some poor bastard's genuine SSN a lot of the time. Thus, endless hassles for the citizen who is using his/her SSN lawfully.

Letter from IRS: Why didn't you report your income from the meatpacker/poultry plant job which our records show that you had?

Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 01:02 PM (Cssks)

593 507 493 Teela Brown is a hazard to be around if her Luck decides she needs help.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2020 12:48 PM (c1H0d)

Luck is not a superpower.
Posted by: Deadpool at September 24, 2020 12:50 PM (ZfRYq)

I think Pratchett wrote that it *was* a Superpower, but if you ever spoke of it or called upon it, it would instantly turn against you in the most vicious way possible.

So the only way to benefit from it was to always maintain that it didn't exist.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2020 01:02 PM (Kpl3J)

594 The Marietta Times has details
about the woman who was taxed at a football game. The Ohio HS Sports Association is providing fall sports under the regulations required by the State ofOhio Health Dept. All outdoor sports allowing attendance must require social distancing and require masks. There were three hundred spectators there and the rules had been explained in writing at the beginning of the year when entering the facility and periodically on the loudspeaker. This woman and her mother wore masks to get in the took them off when they sat down. They were asked to put them on and refused . They were told that they would need to leave and refused and that is when the altercation started. The HS works with the local police to provide security. This woman was from Marietta the visiting team. She and her mother were the only people in the stands not complying. She got what she deserved imo for being a total look at me asshole.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 24, 2020 01:02 PM (nP6Z/)

595 Totally true. I have had to explain this several times. The right to kill your baby will go to the states. And you are correct, all the blue states will continue to allow it (probably until after birth).

These people are so stupid. They don't want to hear facts.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor

I think if this actually comes to a vote by the people's representatives (at the statehouse level), we might see some different outcomes, and then followed by actual limits and controls on abortion and how it is performed, and where.

For all the political hoo-rah about abortion, a lot of people are actually very uncomfortable about it, when they actually have to confront it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

596 I'm laughing like a 5th grade boy!

https://tinyurl.com/yyw7wa2k

I'm surprised it doesn't carry a ' Manipulated media' designation on it.

Posted by: Tami at September 24, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)

597 500 the zombie brand name "Newsweek"

Nooswique!
Posted by: m at September 24, 2020 12:49 PM (QZ11M

I read that as Newspeak.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2020 01:03 PM (6xA3t)

598 There is no reason whatsoever to suspect ACB of being a Souter-in-utero. None.
Posted by: mnw at September 24, 2020 12:53 PM (Cssks)

That's the biggest reason to suspect it right there.
Posted by: ...


Your suspicions make me suspicious.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 24, 2020 01:04 PM (vcOmj)

599 Project Veritas to release undeniable proof of systemic voter fraud 9/28.

https://youtu.be/ok-yTLOSEMg

We'll see. The left still goes back to the same "deceptively edited videos" BS of the Acorn/pimp O'Keefe days.

Go get 'em James.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 01:04 PM (8B6Ng)

600 jake308

The truth is a bit more complicated--a lot of folks forget that the Republicans were also founded as a progressive party and that trend continued through the years. Northern and Western white upper class women with college education were an important part of the Republican coalition through and somewhat after Roe. Sanger and Planned Parenthood had firm support of a lot of the middle and upper classes in both parties to prevent "accidents" affecting their children and supporting eugenics for the poor instead of adoption.

For example, in 1976, both parties supported Roe more or less and for years supported the ERA. Roe was decided by a 7-2 majority with a Republican, Harry Blackmun writing the majority opinion which several other Republican appointed justices supporting it-Potter Stewart and Powell.

Even Hillary was a Republican once when young because that is what the northern and western upper class did at the time.

However, from 1968 to 1980, both parties' coalitions collapsed--the Republicans moved right with Reagan taking in more economic liberals with the neo cons and the so-cons (the Reagan Democrats). The Dems began to make inroads with the upper middle class in the West and North with their old New Deal coalition collapsing as union power waned and the South turned more Republican.

GHWB in 1992 lost in part because he tried to restore the old Republican coalition as existed before 1980 where those losing out economically either sat at home or voted for Perot. Clinton then won with the diminished Dem coalition and promptly set about creating a new Dem coalition. GHWB, then to win in 2000 had to create a newer coalition that his father could never appeal to by emphasizing his common touch as ordinary citizens in Midlands, TX and his evangelical born again conversion.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 01:04 PM (OLiBJ)

601 Have the Democrats proposed a law requiring the abortion of white boys?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 24, 2020 01:05 PM (lgiXo)

602 Lid on thread = NOOD

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2020 01:06 PM (8B6Ng)

603 Per GP: 3 people arrested for singing church hymns outside without masks. In Idaho.

This is fucking nuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2020 01:06 PM (DP0Nq)

604 What Katie said: Fight for your uteruses, ladies, or pick the male you want to sign your rights over to.


What Fluffy heard: Blah, blah, blah, blah, uterus, blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 24, 2020 01:07 PM (Fc5rx)

605 579 asb, given California's blanket primary, I would not have been surprised if Katie Hill had not resigned, that she would have kept her seat. It was Nanzi that ordered her to leave due to bad pr for the Dems to low info voters, not voters in her district.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2020 01:09 PM (OLiBJ)

606 Mrs. Kim is home from the hospital!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim




Great news!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 24, 2020 01:11 PM (BM2fS)

607 Amy Coney Barrett refused to speak to me unless I put on a red robe. She said only alpha males and females are exempt from the rule, and "t!tless b!tches must wear red."

Posted by: Max Boot at September 24, 2020 01:12 PM (uWF4x)

608 Meanwhile, Trump will be busy running the worlds largest superpower, and doing 3 rallies, plus looking at some dead body.

Posted by: Menack at September 24, 2020 01:12 PM (buTO7)

609 Trump doesn't get to throw a nursing home tantrum and go back to bed at 9:30AM for the day.

Posted by: Menack at September 24, 2020 01:14 PM (buTO7)

610 How bad must it be?

Posted by: iandeal at September 24, 2020 01:15 PM (7F3r5)

611 I am halfway through watching a Swedish movie from the Sixties, Loving Couples. One of the storylines has an aristocratic girl in the early 20th century who is sent to a Christian boarding school. The schoolgirl uniforms - presumably accurate - are uglier than anything in The Handmaid's Tale.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 24, 2020 01:24 PM (uLATV)

612 The media is going to be a blast.

"Some say, that they're worried about children's health. Much has been made of Coney-Barrett's 7 children, 3 of whom go to Joe Smith Elementary School at 555 Sycamore Lane, Springfield, a school with no security guard and an easily accessible door at the East entrance, with no metal detectors. Their pictures are below."

1 day later, on page A35, column 6:

"We apologize for inadvertently revealing what some say is private information regarding ACB's children. We regret the error."

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at September 24, 2020 01:37 PM (6MoD2)

613 We pump out more shit than the septic guy

Posted by: Roto Reuters at September 24, 2020 01:45 PM (cCxiu)

614 For always claiming to be the party of the intelligent, the left seems to never talk about a book until it becomes a popular TV series. It's about time these asshats admit they don't know how to read and instead just sit all day infront of their TVs. We saw it with Harry Potter, with the Handmaid's Tail, and then just recently after that comic book show aired it suddenly every liberal was talking about "Black Wall St" as if they didn't just hear about it for the first time 2 minutes earlier.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 24, 2020 07:48 PM (GRNVN)

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