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Monday Morning Rant.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 21, 2020 11:00 AM (I/46L)
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2020 11:02 AM (3D/fK)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:02 AM (LvTSG)
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Posted by: Case at September 21, 2020 11:03 AM (lZC+q)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:03 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:04 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: LASue at September 21, 2020 11:04 AM (V9ATq)
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2020 11:05 AM (KfC1e)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:05 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 21, 2020 11:05 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:05 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Bert G at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Sandy Donky-Chompers at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (bDqIh)
WeirdDave is the Earl of Gibbon.
Posted by: stumck at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (Rx19P)
How many of us know an older female Democrat who looks just like that? Gray helmet-haired and hateful seems to be the norm in my part of the world.
Posted by: EveR at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: cberrya6e at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (suV07)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (RusNE)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Case at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (lZC+q)
Posted by: Sandy Donky-Chompers at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (Ti+Tv)
You should see the other end.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2020 11:07 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (xZYGI)
WD twisted the "rant" dial clean off the device!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (pNxlR)
Then he ran for President and on the first day that I heard his platform I was good with that. Then all the other contenders denounced the major platform planks. That made me against them and for Trump's platform.,
Then Trump got elected.
And I found that I kind of like the guy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020
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When I announced the nood, I implied it was a baboon. I'm not sure. Most monkeys don't have fangs like that, do they? Baboons do.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (KDCRD)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (63Dwl)
Love the candid Sundown Joe snap!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Synova at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (BD/yx)
She should maybe not be dancing in the litter box?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (3D/fK)
Now to read the content.
Busy day already, anything in the MR or Art Thread I need to go look at?
Posted by: Flyover at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (L47aO)
Why any Republican thinks that is a good idea is beyond me.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Pollsters at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)
I'm not going to say anything.
Posted by: Ted Danson at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (AfYvi)
Posted by: stumck
Author of the Decline and Fall of the Woken Empire?
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (EGSGm)
https://bit.ly/32MAd5Y
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"We Want to Pay Respect" - Trump Says He Will Announce His Third SCOTUS Pick on Friday or Saturday after RBG's Funeral (VIDEO)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 21, 2020 09:50 AM (1Dmt5)
Ef That!
He should have pointed that everyone knew she was terminal for months, if not longer, and we are not going to submit to those who have been and still are parading her around like some religious relic.
Anyone with a lick of sense knew she was not long for this world during the last presidential election. The last two SCOTUS nominations? They were from the RBG replacement list.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (kTi97)
THIS
"Muh norms" crap as the country burn from coast to coast is bananas. Like, "what universe do you live in?" level detachment.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (bDqIh)
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Precisely why we take it off the table for November.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: WisRich at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (l+6MZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (AfYvi)
Posted by: stumck
Author of the Decline and Fall of the Woken Empire?
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (EGSGm)
He also likes Grape Nuts.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (x46Og)
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Robespierre also, I think. Lost his head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Flyover at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (Rbu5d)
They are arresting Australians without cause, with an additional number of the still free not allowed to leave China, and threatened to arrest the 14 year old daughter of the ABC News Bureau Chief in order to stop negative coverage.
https://tinyurl.com/y2hlcoyr
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (gtNWf)
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Only sort of, WD. This isn't exactly what they're longing for. They are longing for an parallel universe Present where Trump didn't win.
If Trump hadn't won, then the world would still be compatible with them and in some ways life would be better (assuming of course, that ignorance is indeed bliss):
- The lockdowns and mask mandates would not have happened. There would have been little or no response, like with H1N1
- There would be no rioting or street violence, because the Right Group would still be in power
- The cucks would still be in positions of moral authority
- People would continue grinding themselves down into dust on the walls of corruption, largely without knowing why they keep failing
- The bread and circuses would continue unabated
- The SCOTUS would be a hard-left institution permanently thanks to three picks (one of which was neutral by replacing RBG) and the status quo would be unchanged.
- There would likely be 1-2 new minor wars, which is what puts them in their element.
They don't exactly long for the 90s again. They long for *today* in a different timeline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (AfYvi)
That is not a dog!
It's a bat!
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (9+vx7)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Synova at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (BD/yx)
And these clowns. Absolute f*cking clowns. Are upset because Trump says mean things? F*** Y**
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 11:09 AM (L47aO)
Primarily face and knuckles of other primates.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:12 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:12 AM (Ejm1K)
We may lose, but at least we will know that we lost honorably.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, On A Tumbrel, Headed For The Guillotine! at September 21, 2020 11:12 AM (I2/tG)
I was going to work up a parody of The Stones' "Sweet Virginia" but I cannot work "Sweet" and "Nanzi" into the same lyrics.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:12 AM (jbF6h)
And I found that I kind of like the guy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (/Dgcm)
Unlike the Bush Crime Family and everyone else not named Reagan, I've never thought someone else could be doing a better job. Even me and I'd be great, but not as good as DJT.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 21, 2020 11:12 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (mpXpK)
Which one?
1.0 or 2.0?
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:12 AM (ZfRYq)
They are arresting Australians without cause, with an additional number of the still free not allowed to leave China, and threatened to arrest the 14 year old daughter of the ABC News Bureau Chief in order to stop negative coverage.
https://tinyurl.com/y2hlcoyr
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (gtNWf)
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The PRC is *always* gonna PRC to the best of their abilities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (hYcqw)
8 days until presidential debate.
Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (9+vx7)
Still time for Biden to test positive for COVID-19.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (N39Ws)
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They have to threaten Disney's News Puppet Show cuz they think Disney is giving them negative coverage? Chinks be fucking looney.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (Rx19P)
As if this election needed more fuel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (ZLI7S)
"Populist" isn't bad if it's pushing American values. "Nationalism" isn't bad if it's a nation based on the Constitution.
This should be tattooed on all the NT's foreheads backwards in big, bold letters so they can read it in the mirror every day.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2020
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Certainly the best since Coolidge. And that's almost 100 years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (Ejm1K)
Actually if you count the earliest of the flouncing over Trump being a candidate, the Siege of Leningrad comes to mind.
**shifty eyes**
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Weaning is hard
So, if it's up a tree and you're down below, is that a Gibbous Moon?
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (EGSGm)
We have been told since the 90's, about any issue, that "this is not the hill to die on."
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the hill.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (ONKVN)
In much the same way that Harry Potter, a book series where words literally hurt people, broke the world view of millennials, The West Wing broke the political class.
In TWW everything was polite and orderly and the Democrats always won. Just like the cucks like it.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (9+vx7)
FIFY
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (ZfRYq)
Have to ask that broad from Alaska, I guess.
Posted by: Case at September 21, 2020 11:14 AM (lZC+q)
I'd like to live in a world where a conservative candidate didn't need to have Trump's stage presence and outsize personality for the public to learn their views and make an informed choice but we don't have that world and 'conservative' columnists who only bemoan Trump's style instead of trying to do something about the FNM working for the commiecrats while pretending to be 'neutral' are part of the problem, not at all any kind of solution.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 21, 2020 11:14 AM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:14 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2020 11:14 AM (3cwui)
Australian ABC, not the US/Disney one.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:14 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (KDCRD)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (l+6MZ)
Nice rant, btw.
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:14 AM (Cssks)
Yes.
Sorry for trashing your formatting style, but the content is spot on.
Nice work.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
As if this election needed more fuel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (ZLI7S)
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I do believe it does.
I hope she names those prominent US politicians in that deposition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (LvTSG)
Civil insurrection, mass assassinations of Republican Senators, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer! at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (Ejm1K)
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(fistbump)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (x46Og)
But by the time he's done with this short essay he eviscerates pretty much everything about California politics.
https://tinyurl.com/y38w9osw
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (gtNWf)
Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (9+vx7)
FIFY
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020
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Sniffy Joe's gonna come down with a cold. Or COVID. "Sorry, too sick to debate --!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (mpXpK)
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Vic, Lincoln got 600k+ Americans killed cuz he was in over his head. This was 600k+ out of a total population of 31M. Do the math. This is an entire age cohort.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (kTi97)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: jsg at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (FBn51)
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:13 AM (Rx19P)
Lebron's gotta figure out how to suck more chink cock.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (y7DUB)
Fuck that shit.
Respect is earned.
Nominate today.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (PZTJi)
I'll go one step further. Nationalism isn't bad. Period. Consent of the governed and all that. Now, people can be both nationalist and something else...racist, totalitarian, vegan...and that something else can be bad, but nationalism is good.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (Ur6D7)
Posted by: George Allen at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (vg8iE)
I'd like to live in a world where a conservative candidate didn't need to have Trump's stage presence and outsize personality for the public to learn their views and make an informed choice but we don't have that world and 'conservative' columnists who only bemoan Trump's style instead of trying to do something about the FNM working for the commiecrats while pretending to be 'neutral' are part of the problem, not at all any kind of solution.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 21, 2020 11:14 AM (T9Hmo)
We are incessantly treated to dems who throw insults at the opposition, but are told that WE must "be better". Fuck that. If they want to smear, throw around labels and fight, we must do it better and harder.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (wPVhA)
Two-party deals weren't the problem, opacity was the problem. Rather than focusing on transparency, they focused on multilateral deals that were - and are - unworkable as they scale. Nationalism wasn't the problem, the lust for conquest and national expansion was the problem. Loving your country is a good thing. Wanting your country to do well is a good thing. Working for the betterment of your country is a good thing. A Frenchman *should* think that France is the bee's knees (unless he moves to a different country, of course). This is all good. But they slandered nationalism after WWI instead of slandering blood lust and conquest and again created a solution to the wrong problem and the solution doesn't work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (xZYGI)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (PZTJi)
Australian ABC, not the US/Disney one.
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So Disney doesn't own all of ABC? How does that work?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Darin G Zimmerman at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (sM1M7)
Posted by: Aunt Ralph at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (WdI30)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (wPVhA)
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Can't do it better than Kant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sen. George Allen at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (v16oJ)
Mitt Romney was the perfect technocrat. He actually got things done with the top down, command style that they like. He has no personal scandals, well beyond letting his staff loot foreign countries for personal benefit (seriously they all do it now).
And yet he lost, badly, to president overseeing a 4 year recession.
Romney politics will never work. Because if you are going to go transnational progressive you can't maintain any part of what makes America what it once was.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (qlFIA)
https://twitter.com/Weirddave0/status/
1307150455013879810
LOL!
I respected Scalia, and he could be friends with whomever he wanted, but the way in which the Left is pushing this as if it shames those of us who were not RGB fans is stupid.
You're not scoring virtue points by procy with it, this doesn't mean we're H8Rs or close-minded, or that RBG was really an old softy, cuddlemuffin. She really has some subversive, toxic values and she was hellbent on getting them mainstreamed throughout her career.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (bDqIh)
And the sanctimoniousness of the then-fledgling Never Trumpers didn't help. Those professional losers accomplished the opposite of their goal with me.
Two more key events were the tossing of Whore-Hay Ramos out of that presser, which showed me this guy fights, and the great Iowa State Fair Helicopter Ride tactic that sucked all the air out of the other 16 campaigners there and convinced me this guy could actually win.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (jbF6h)
I cannot, and will not, debate a man who violates our Sacred National Norms by nominating a Supreme Court Justice before the election.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (I2/tG)
>>I hope she names those prominent US politicians in that deposition.
#MeToo
I want to see the Clinton's dragged. They've been a stain on this country for far too long.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (ZLI7S)
Great rant.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (pw+jk)
He had to buy a water-cooled keyboard for that sucker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (wPVhA)
That's the key.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (qpX6U)
The sad truth: Justice Ginsburg did not respect you, @BarackObama, as President enough to retire during your term.
To cater to her whims after her death is beneath the dignity of your former office.
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:18 AM (EGSGm)
>>I hope she names those prominent US politicians in that deposition.
#MeToo
I want to see the Clinton's dragged. They've been a stain on this country for far too long.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2020 11:17 AM (ZLI7S)
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"Ignore our decades long slavish devotion to the Clintons. They're the past. Trust us about Biden."
-The MSM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:18 AM (LvTSG)
That reminds me of a mandrill I saw at a monkey park in Spain. We
started at his exhibit and he had a raging erection and was swinging on a
rope. We came back 2 hrs later and he was throwing fruit at the
protective glass and still had it up. Those things are crazy.
Posted by: Mishdog
pffffft
Posted by: MoMee attendees at September 21, 2020 11:18 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (l+6MZ)
And he's not even done yet.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (2nFxy)
https://tinyurl.com/yxmu23gv
Does anybody know if this is true? And does anybody have a link or two to howlers made by Obama's campaigns, or during his reign of error? "Corpseman" I remember, and "57 states." Anything else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)
protective glass and still had it up.
Was the Fruit freshly fucked?
Because, if it wasn't...Piker.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (uL3cC)
But most likely will be twenty dollars richer.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2020 11:11 AM (mpXpK)
Reagan's first term was truly epic. In his second term, his age started to show, plus he never recovered completely from getting shot. And the Deep State, headed by Bush, started to reassert control.
Even with all that, he still collapsed Russia and ended a 40 year long Cold War. The two men are so different - Trump is a tough fighter, Reagan was a wise father.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Not at all.
He is merely expressing his decision to engage the largest of the hairless apes in some mostly peaceful butt secks.
Resistance would be violence.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (kTi97)
Posted by: misguided sailorguy at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (KILk7)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (l+6MZ)
in over his head. This was 600k+ out of a total population of 31M. Do
the math. This is an entire age cohort.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM (Rx19P)
I use the civil war as a time maker because the US became a completely different country after that. We were no longer a Republic but became an oligarchy controlled from Washington.
Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
ABC Down Under is the Australian Broadcasting Corportion, there's no relation at all to the US ABC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)
We're gonna need a bigger blog.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 21, 2020
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Barbara was appearing there? Did she sing "Sleeping Single in a Double Bed"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:14 AM (ZGrMX)
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Yes, sorry, thought that was clear from context. Subject is Aussies being arrested in China, even threatening children.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (gtNWf)
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (uL3cC)
Hillary said so.
Posted by: Case at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (lZC+q)
Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (vg8iE)
Stopped reading here.
I don't come here for Dem talking points.
Posted by: Gilded at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (BRkq2)
than focusing on transparency, they focused on multilateral deals that
were - and are - unworkable as they scale.
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I'd also add that having royalty is a problem too. When the Kaiser or the Czar calls the shots (though it was complicated a bit for Germany) there is less feedback in your calculations on risk/reward
Presume Germany wins WWI, it gets some French colonies, some Russian territory, and some sort of trade incentives at the expense of Britain in Europe.
That has some real value to German citizens but....how many kids is it worth? If you are the Kaiser? Well its worth a lot of German kids since they are just a resource to you.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: rcocean at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (evE25)
That she not be "replaced" (as if she owned the seat) until a new POTUS is "installed" (not "elected.")
That's if she even said it, which I don't believe for a second. As I said in the last thread, I'm not buying that RBG would have used the word "installed" for public consumption. That just does not pass the smell test.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:21 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (pw+jk)
I'll go one step further. Nationalism isn't bad. Period. Consent of the governed and all that. Now, people can be both nationalist and something else...racist, totalitarian, vegan...and that something else can be bad, but nationalism is good.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (Ur6D7)
Yes.
In our despicable education system, we have been taught that "nation" and "country" is the same thing.
It is not.
Worthy of some study.
Posted by: Flyover at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (Rbu5d)
Could be a howler monkey up top
Posted by: stumck at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (Bl5GC)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (W4LFA)
have a link or two to howlers made by Obama's campaigns, or during his
reign of error? "Corpseman" I remember, and "57 states." Anything
else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM
There's this: https://tinyurl.com/y3yn9n76
Posted by: Bert G at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (OMsf+)
And, like the vampire whats-it pictured above, they have only two volumes: zero and eleven-ty.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (WLHrn)
ABC Down Under is the Australian Broadcasting Corportion, there's no relation at all to the US ABC.
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Okay. That makes sense. Aussies are not as stupid as Americans. I've been there. I know.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
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The shift happened in language, too. We went from "The United States are ..." to "The United States is ..."
But I think the implementation of the Federal Reserve and WWI marked a bigger shift toward centralization that the War Between the States did. It was hugely important, but we still had states' rights until Wilson (who was a fascist) seized on the opportunities presented to him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: four seasons at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (PisyI)
Yeah, who does?
Posted by: rcocean at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (evE25)
Posted by: Downcast at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (WS+7b)
Posted by: Weaning is hard
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In Mexico it is said Mecaca.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2020
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Time for a little "Macarena"?
Or is that "macaroons"? Never mind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (Ejm1K)
Back to work. Maybe I can come back for a bit before the ONT...
Posted by: Flyover at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (FCQR/)
Posted by: KT at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:15 AM
Macaque is huge.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
And both, though very different, were exactly what we needed at the time.
The Bushes? I think we might have been better off of we lost those elections!
Imagine a single term of Al Gore, giving a disastrous, mewling, surrendering response to 9/11 and blaming it on global warming or something.
The donks wouldn't have won again outside of the coastal strips for decades.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (xh9Xk)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (Ejm1K)
it might be true, that's a problem with using clip art off the internet for your graphics, you never know where it came from. The other problem is that the Mig-29 from the start was a knock-off of the F-15, and from the front only a military expert could tell their silhouettes apart. (I think the claim that it's a Mig-29 is based on the fact that the ailerons are canted at 28 degrees from level instead of 26, or something like that)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
Thank you, Lincoln.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (AfYvi)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 21, 2020 11:23 AM (I99aF)
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How YOU doin'???
Posted by: Shep! at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: rcocean at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (evE25)
Fuck that shit.
Respect is earned.
Nominate today.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:16 AM (PZTJi)
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I'm sure they will use the time wisely to get all their ducks in a row: Getting buy-in from squishes, layout timeline, game plan Dem obstruction and how to counteract.
Posted by: WisRich at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: misguided sailorguy
Would look a little more edgy as the mother of a bride.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (W4LFA)
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The definition of a 'nation' is a homogenized people speaking one language and agreed on a single church/government.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (Rx19P)
have a link or two to howlers made by Obama's campaigns, or during his
reign of error? "Corpseman" I remember, and "57 states." Anything
else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM
There's this: https://tinyurl.com/y3yn9n76
Posted by: Bert G at September 21, 2020
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Good one
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (Rx19P)
I guess you haven't seen the tyrannical lock downs they're imposing on their smarter citizens, then.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Will they feel like their world is crashing in around them no matter how many emotionally incontinent tantrums they throw, or will we be mourning the weakness and fecklessness of the people who claim to represent us? Which voters will have to motivate themselves to go and vote for someone who just 10 minutes ago, failed to protect the things they care about most?
Let Mike Pence lodge the tiebreaker. Use every single dirty tactic and uncouth practice you can think of. I believe the election turns on it.
Posted by: Tom at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (s0h8C)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (O+AcM)
Inhalators was one...
and you should punctuate each one with the clip of the Garden Gate defeating his IQ.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (uL3cC)
You have really lost your way. FOAD, Rich Lowry.
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (MciqG)
Then he ran for President and on the first day that I heard his
platform I was good with that. Then all the other contenders denounced
the major platform planks. That made me against them and for Trump's
platform.,
Then Trump got elected.
And I found that I kind of like the guy.
I was a Cruz supporter right up until he blamed the violence at Trump rallies on Trump. This was an outright lie because ex-con Robert Creamer (aka Mr. Rep Jan Shackowski (D-mentia)) had been caught/quoted saying he was behind it some three weeks earlier and wasn't arrested (naturally.)
Then I started seeing who was opposing Trump and noticed that it was the usual gang of leftarded idiots who were also against me for daring to oppose their anti-American, anti-Constitutional agendas.
That's when I climbed aboard the Trump Train. I'm not getting off any time soon. He's done more for this country that any president I can recall, even Ronaldus Magnus, which is saying something.
IMO, God is giving us a chance to return America to Him and His Values upon which she was founded. We cannot fuck this up.
#PurgeProgressivism
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (raH/0)
It'd be a damned shame if those frequencies got hacked, wouldn't it? Actually, that may be how we got "dog-faced pony soldier" out of him and that whole Corn Pop free verse.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (fFtVH)
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (/ZYFC)
However, I was reading somewhere that RBG has weaponized her tenure on the court and her death extremely successfully.
Even Trump has to say he will probably name a woman.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (FCQR/)
In Which Weird Dave is Uncharacteristically Restrained.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (CPk08)
Imma cutting you some slack, new-Texans probably haven't heard of this new fangled invention, them being from the East Coast and all.
And it's peh-kahns, not pee-cans, dagnabit.
Welcome to The South, Dave & Co.
Posted by: the indispensable graveyard at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (Z4rgH)
There's a lot of distraction from this, especially w/RBG, but is ridiculously clear he is not mentally fit.
Not only the "200 million will be dead by the time this speech ends" comment, but he was pretty much MIA all weekend after a brief statement about RBG's passing.
Normally the Dem candidate in that situation would do a "full Ginsberg" on the Sunday shows to fight Trump's determination to fill the seat. Did Kamala even make any appearances??
It's like ghost ship, this Biden-Harris campaign!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
With only one shoe and one sock
Her transport was funky
Not a car but a monkey
No surprise she likes riding macaque
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (EGSGm)
Will they feel like their world is crashing in around them no matter how many emotionally incontinent tantrums they throw, or will we be mourning the weakness and fecklessness of the people who claim to represent us? ...
Posted by: Tom at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (s0h8C)
++++++++++++
The bigger story will be who feels demoralized in the week following election day, as the fraud happens transparently and for all to see.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Stout at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (EHSFD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (rjE57)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (hYcqw)
Jackson ended the 2nd Bank of the United States, a Fed precursor, and everything he said about it is pertinent today.
The same terrible ideas keep coming around again.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (xh9Xk)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (Rx19P)
I guess you haven't seen the tyrannical lock downs they're imposing on their smarter citizens, then.
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Aussies like Brits are subjects not citizens. Same is true throughout Europe.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (Rx19P)
Welcome to The South, Dave & Co.
Posted by: the indispensable graveyard at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (Z4rgH)
You asked for it......
https://youtu.be/4pg28ZMSiPY
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm sure they will use the time wisely to get all their ducks in a row: Getting buy-in from squishes, layout timeline, game plan Dem obstruction and how to counteract.
Posted by: WisRich at September 21, 2020 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
Nominate Friday, committee over the weekend, voted Monday, installed Tuesday.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (AfYvi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Barry Lecter at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (EGSGm)
Mooch do have a temper
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (O+AcM)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (rjE57)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:22 AM (hYcqw)
Jackson ended the 2nd Bank of the United States, a Fed precursor, and everything he said about it is pertinent today.
The same terrible ideas keep coming around again.
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It was created by the Progressives - Teddy and Woody.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg
Ha! After the funeral? 2025 it is!
Posted by: Ghostly McCain and his spawn at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (WS+7b)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (CPk08)
whatever happen to the Obama's dog ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020
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Well, our concept is that he wound up as the "guest of honor" (heh) at a banquet after they left the WH. . . .
All seriousness aside, I don't know. Pets the Dems pick up for photo ops and for their image seem to fade away. I think Hillary's cat was actually adopted by one of their aides after 2000, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Joan Of Argghh! at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (zf0oc)
This shit has to stop.
These are not heroes and they are not gentry.
These are Civil Servants at best.
She's dead. Drop the flags for a day or two and then throw her in a fucking hole and move one.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (Zxzc9)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (Bl5GC)
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One of them bit someone in the face
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (EGSGm)
When you're in the position of eat or be eaten.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (Zxzc9)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (FCQR/)
The Su-27 is more analogous to the F-15 in size and mission capabilities.
The Fulcrum with its twin tails, twin engines, and chines is more like the LWF competitor Northrop YF-17.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (l+6MZ)
This means that federal funds can be (and hopefully will be) cut off.
https://tinyurl.com/y3pq8kbb
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (VikfB)
They haven't the slightest clue how close to falling off the cliff the country is.
They have no idea how close we are onto imploding as a country.
These are not conspiracy theories. Look at the facts.
Step back and look at the facts.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (rjE57)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (Zxzc9)
soylent green then
oh yes
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (O+AcM)
Looks like F35s to me. And how he makes out details on the shadowed soldiers is amazing.
Now let's find who Tom Digby is.
Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (RusNE)
RBG to lie in repose in SCOTUS
July 15, 2019
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (O+AcM)
Why not give her the commie permanent glass case treatment? She could be on permanent exhibit in the old Newseum building since I heard it's available.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (wPVhA)
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I don't think people appreciate how significant that is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (x46Og)
Posted by: The left at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (qlFIA)
Easy question! As soon as the plane lands on Fantasy Island... with the super delegates... and they finish the second ballot.
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (Cssks)
This shit has to stop.
These are not heroes and they are not gentry.
These are Civil Servants at best.
She's dead. Drop the flags for a day or two and then throw her in a fucking hole and move one.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (Zxzc9)
Never understood this bullshit.
We fought a war over this shit with England. No more 'Kings and Queens'.
Over here, you're just a civil servant.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (kTi97)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2020 11:30 AM (hku12)
They have no idea how close we are onto imploding as a country.
These are not conspiracy theories. Look at the facts.
Step back and look at the facts.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (rjE57)
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I think they know. I think they think they can manage it (time will tell), but I don't think they're ignoring positions. They're playing for all the marbles now. This is what "all in" looks like.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:30 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Marina Abramovic at September 21, 2020 11:30 AM (qlFIA)
Great rant. I'm on hte same page. I had a great weekend but woke up this morning and thought....Same old shit. I can;t wait for the election. I just want it to be over except for our celebrating (double, triple, pudding cups) a tremendous over the top victory over the forces of evil.The suicide of Jake Gardner hit hard. This is what political supporters of the president have been going through for 4 years. How people like Carter Page and General Flynn tolerate the unbelievable stress of being in the left's crosshairs I can;t imagine.
This is truly a tyranny of the minority when the average person can;t even sit in a restaurant without being physically placed in harm;s way by people claiming they want peace.I want to vote. I want them to know they don;t speak for me. I want them to know they don;t represent the country, just their own selfish wallets.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 21, 2020 11:30 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2020 11:30 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:30 AM (ONvIw)
have a link or two to howlers made by Obama's campaigns, or during his
reign of error? "Corpseman" I remember, and "57 states." Anything
else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM
Referring to his beard as "Michael".
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (O+I8R)
These are not heroes and they are not gentry.
These are Civil Servants at best.
She's dead. Drop the flags for a day or two and then throw her in a fucking hole and move one.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:28 AM (Zxzc9)
THIS. I dread the weeks long funeral after Jimmy Carter's eventual demise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Stout at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (EHSFD)
Populism is an authoritarian technocrat's scare tactic, and nothing more.
You know what I call the idea of politicians doing things that are popular with a broad majority of the people?
Representative Government!
The very soul and essence of our mode of governance has been demonized, to try to sell the idea of rule by all-wise experts who know better than the Hoi Polloi.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (xh9Xk)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 21, 2020 11:06 AM (y7DUB)
I cancelled my subscription the day WFB died.
And, looking back, he wasn't much of a conservative warrior himself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at September 21, 2020 11:00 AM (h5TKJ)
Ha! Is this a thing at rallies, and I have just missed it?
Posted by: m at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (xRJkg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (l+6MZ)
Posted by: Case at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (lZC+q)
Listen closely and @JoeBiden admits he doesn't have a chance
https://tinyurl.com/y6fw5h2r
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (Zxzc9)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2020 11:30 AM (EGSGm)
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I feel like you were going to read one of mine. Memory's hazy, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (Bl5GC)
Yes... I thought Jews and Muslims were alike in their insistence on getting the body in the ground quickly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (VikfB)
Pay off the national debt in a hurry.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (kTi97)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at September 21, 2020 11:00 AM (h5TKJ)
Ha! Is this a thing at rallies, and I have just missed it?
Posted by: m at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (xRJkg)
Now I have googled and I see it.
Posted by: m at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (xRJkg)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:20 AM (ZGrMX)
And I think it's a Gummint-owned broadcaster, like CBC in Canada, or BBC in Britain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (AOZij)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (DMUuz)
IIRC, the Obama had a WH dog trainer/handler on their staff making ~$90k/year - WTF?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (RJYOZ)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (SpKeo)
I hate that shit, be it left or right.
You want to stand in line to weep and wail over a mummified corpse? Go to Moscow. Or Buenos Aires.
This is America, you fucking serfs.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (2JVJo)
Here's how to reply to them today:
"Good morning. Sunday morning."
Hello President Harris, VP Pelosi, in their dreams.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (rjE57)
THIS. I dread the weeks long funeral after Jimmy Carter's eventual demise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (ptqGC)
A one term fuckhead that destroyed the economy, completely mishandled the Iran Hostage Crisis and an overwhelming anti-semite.
Yep. We'll be tortured with his funeral for months.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (O+AcM)
And then Reagan ended it. He ignored all the State Professionals who said it could never end, it could only be managed, and he ended it.
now younger people today, who didn't live through that, seem at times to say "Okay, I know he solved the biggest most existential problem America had faced throughout the post-WW2 period; but how come he didn't fix everything?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at September 21, 2020 11:00 AM (h5TKJ)
Ha! Is this a thing at rallies, and I have just missed it?
No, but M-A-G-A is, and the libs are mad. I mean, they're disrespecting gays *and* Indians, all of whom are voting for Joe.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (l+6MZ)
President Boy would make certain that several black vans bristling with attennae surrounded the venue to detect even the slightest transmission of any type that might be sent to Sundown Joe's surreptitious earpiece(s).
They'd be recording every electron of anything down to the 60hz hum of the lighting and if anything is found, I'd interrupt the debate with the findings right then and there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (MciqG)
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One of them bit someone in the face
Posted by: vmom 2020
Always trust a dog's instincts.
If they don't like someone, odds are, you shouldn't either.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Charles at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (U7kCG)
Even with all that, he still collapsed Russia and ended a 40 year long Cold War. The two men are so different - Trump is a tough fighter, Reagan was a wise father.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Reagan defeated persistent inflation and supercharged the economy after everyone since JFK made it worse. Anyone working throughout that knew just how fucking bad it had been.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (y7DUB)
Isn't it Jewish custom to get the dead buried as soon as possible?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (l+6MZ)
Maybe she wasn't a Jew-Jew. Are we sure she's actually dead? She could be napping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (rjE57)
Paragraphs are your friend.
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (SpKeo)
Paragraphs are for closers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (kTi97)
Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (0CeRG)
*pauses*
Isn't it Jewish custom to get the dead buried as soon as possible?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (l+6MZ)
yep. You can delay till family from out of town get there, but really should be asap after Rosh Hashana.
The bit about lying in state is problematic.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: giblet at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (gY8Ir)
Depends on the dog.
Those gick-eyed ones are just waiting for a face to bite.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (Zxzc9)
https://youtu.be/4pg28ZMSiPY
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
I like it. GnuBreed, with sockoff power on.
Scroll down a bit in comments and see the lyrics.
Posted by: the indispensable graveyard at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (Z4rgH)
Yes... I thought Jews and Muslims were alike in their insistence on getting the body in the ground quickly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (VikfB)
It's only a model.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (ZGrMX)
The bad side is that are far many more confirmed treacherous scum in politics that I ever would have dreamed , and I already thought it was bad before President Trump was elected!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 21, 2020 11:34 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (l+6MZ)
Yes
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (ONvIw)
With my COVID beard having reached epic proportions, I've been getting a lot of that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (HaL55)
It would be funnier if Trump said nothing but had his team record the entire feed. The campaign could make it public later.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (wPVhA)
Those a holes at NR are missing the movement. I know they say that WFB despised Trump, maybe it was something personal I don't know. But I doubt that he would be against Trump now that he has proven himself, especially with the violent left so close to power.
Posted by: Mishdog at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (xZYGI)
RBG to lie in repose in SCOTUS
--
Yes, let's worship this power-hungry bat who thought the US Constitution was a bad document.
And yet, Clarence Thomas couldn't even get a passing mention at the African-American Museum in DC.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
Dave goes APE-SHIT. I'm not cleaning it up call Nancy.
Posted by: Saf at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (5IHGB)
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It was created by the Progressives - Teddy and Woody.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (Rx19P)
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Teddy and Woody grew up in the new Federal State
created by Lincoln.
It bothered them that they had to borrow money from bankers. - The Fed out to have control over money not in the hands of private citizens.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:35 AM (AfYvi)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM
FIFY.
Posted by: Don McLean at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (ZGrMX)
Welcome to The South, Dave & Co.
Posted by: the indispensable graveyard at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (Z4rgH)
I use pek-anz.
Heavy emphasis on first syllable.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++++
State power is what these people worship, and the creatures that they are.
It's why I couldn't figure out why some woman voters cast a ballot for Hilldog because "she's a woman" or the "sisterhood" crap. Hillary wasn't a woman anymore than Chuck Schumer is a man. They - and most of the people in Washington - are sexless creatures of power. Their plumbing is irrelevant, like their religions are irrelevant. They are power people, and it consumes them utterly and reduces *everything* else to the point that it rounds comfortable to zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (hYcqw)
I think the rule is that they have to bury her through a hole in a Silk Sheet.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (Zxzc9)
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (cF8AT)
I think it's hysterical that they're actually heckling him on his stops.
Haven't seen that too much in the past where Dems are heckled at stops.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Da donks at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (ONvIw)
She certainly helped generate enough baby skulls for one.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (l+6MZ)
"She's pinin' for the fjords."
"The only reason she'd been on the bench for the last year is that she'd been nailed there."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (VikfB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2020 11:32 AM (VikfB)
They be more like suggestions, matey!
Especially if there is a political angle that benefits the liberals!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: Confidential Human Source at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (dYe5S)
Yup. Political speeches usually feel like a chore to listen to, but Trump's are fun. I caught him calling in to Fox and Friends this morning and it was awesome as usual.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (PxTjI)
And, looking back, he wasn't much of a conservative warrior himself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (2JVJo)
Agree. The current crop of NT cucks are WFB's true ideological heirs.
It was the anti-anticommunists like WFB who most weakened our country's resistance to marxism.
Posted by: fktheleft at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (lvXKd)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Paragraph breaks are for intellectual fops and National Review whores.
And anyone who indents goes straight to the guillotine.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (3cwui)
whatever happen to the Obama's dog ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:25 AM (O+AcM)
"Bo? He was delicious." - Barky
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (5FCda)
RBG to lie in repose in SCOTUS
July 15, 2019
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (O+AcM)
So they finally broke her free from the chair she has been sitting in for the last year or so.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (y7DUB)
We always hated that old coot.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (jbF6h)
eaksorpunctuationorevenspaces
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (wPVhA)
Don't be giving them any ideas?
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (Z4rgH)
Looks like the best week of the year, for weather.
As soon as it gets over 45, I'm packing up and heading for the Trailhead.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (Zxzc9)
Him smart.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 21, 2020 11:39 AM (Bl5GC)
Posted by: Da donks at September 21, 2020 11:39 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:39 AM (kTi97)
The fact that their knee-jerk reaction to the word was to immediately attempt to tie it to natzi Germany told me all I needed know about them.
In America today, I consider "nationalism" to be a return to American Principles and the Constitution after years of progressive efforts to destroy both, starting with Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 21, 2020 11:39 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020
*
*
That, "corpseman," and "57 states" will be dismissed by my lefty colleague as "simple mistakes." I can point out, of course, that the preponderance of "simple mistakes" argues just as well that "Couldn't we have a president who is actually educated, and can speak without a teleprompter?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:39 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Mr. Squirrel at September 21, 2020 11:39 AM (O+AcM)
onlycucksneedparagraphsorlin
ebreaksorpunctuationorevenspaces
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (hYcqw)
Howmanytimesdidyouhavetotrim
thattillpixyletyoupostit?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:40 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2020 11:40 AM (3cwui)
Yes... I thought Jews and Muslims were alike in their insistence on getting the body in the ground quickly.
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They now live in temperate climates and have air conditioning and refrigeration. Things change.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:40 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (wPVhA)
Big jar of formaldehyde, in Ripley's Believe it or Not Odditorium.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2020 11:40 AM (G1zlD)
Haven't seen that too much in the past where Dems are heckled at stops.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)
At least they hired some shills for Hillary.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (AfYvi)
I forgot that one.
And lest we ever forget:
Zero: "Now, this war won't end like World War II did-- you know, when the Emperor came down on our battleship and surrendered...."
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (3cwui)
Sometimes a farmer has hard choices to make!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (l+6MZ)
vetotrimthattillpixyletyoupostit?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:40 AM (CPk0
++++++++++
I kept it short on purpose. A stunt like that has the potential to make the margins reach their pack of Marlboros, and I don't want to be *that guy" ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (hYcqw)
Isn't it Jewish custom to get the dead buried as soon as possible?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (l+6MZ)
She was last year.
Now she will be exhumed for the official funeral.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:40 AM (Rx19P)
Apparently the traditional concern was mice, not decay.....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (kTi97)
Posted by: Da donks at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:38 AM (/Dgcm)
How did you M2 savages even get a time machine? The Golden Throne belongs in M40.
Posted by: Archmagos Plok, Aedeptus Mechanicus at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (xh9Xk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (Cssks)
I don't remember that one. Did TFG actually say that?
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (AiZBA)
If McCain had really loved his family, he would have spent his final days in Sedona with his family. Then, in those actual final days before he died, he angrily made a list of people who were not to attend his funeral, and told Meggie Mac to "give 'em hell!" in her eulogy. I can't even imagine that kind of hunger for power and revenge.
Same with RBG, clinging to power till the very end, and then telling her granddaughter that her replacement shouldn't be seated until after the election.
I'd hate to be in their shoes 'splainin' all that to their Maker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (ptqGC)
He's on video tape misspelling Syracuse. That's my favorite.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2020 11:40 AM (G1zlD)
Does Ripley's have a Kermit Gosnell Wing?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (wPVhA)
the potential to make the margins reach their pack of Marlboros, and I
don't want to be *that guy" ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (hYcqw)
asapientchoice
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (Cssks)
I don't remember that one. Did TFG actually say that?
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (AiZBA)
I distinctly remember Hirohito rowing out to the Missouri in a kayak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (+y8uL)
The Garden Gate v Obama with Umbrella wins all.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (mRm/p)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (ZGrMX)
Yeah, back again to Trump and Reagan, the two best political speakers I've heard in my lifetime. Trump always lets you know he's on your side, you believe he's on your side after listening to him.
Reagan made you ache to be on HIS side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
The Ginsburg family is as cavalier with Jewish law and they are with Constitutional law. Put her in the ground, or next they'll claim that the whole nation is "family" and demand extended mourning periods. This is already a shit show.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:44 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (CPk0
A lot of the ancient Jewish laws were essentially a health code.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 21, 2020 11:44 AM (xh9Xk)
Yes. It was reported, but I'm not gonna fetch & do research. You can trust my memory or hunt for it, if you're intrigued.
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:44 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (+y8uL)
Tell me about it!
Posted by: The Reverend Al Sharpton at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (wPVhA)
Big jar of formaldehyde, in Ripley's Believe it or Not Odditorium.
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Laurinburg, NC, used to have Spaghetti Man in a candy counter in the Funeral Parlor's garage. It was one of Laurinburg's most visited tourist sites until the State paid to bury Spaghetti Man. Sad day.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (Rx19P)
Nah, he would've died doing what he loved most: crashing a plane.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (+y8uL)
Phrasing?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (/sTHK)
The Ginsburg family is as cavalier with Jewish law and they are with Constitutional law. Put her in the ground, or next they'll claim that the whole nation is "family" and demand extended mourning periods. This is already a shit show.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:44 AM (ONvIw)
What happens if you break Jewish law? You have guilt heaped upon you? Unfavorable comparisons to your brother the doctor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (CasE6)
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (3cwui)
Sometimes a farmer has hard choices to make!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (2C38g)
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Knowing when not to do shit is a real talent!
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (3cwui)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (ptqGC)
They don't care. They think they'll be fine and if they can squeeze a few more ducats out of the peons first, everything's gravy.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2020 11:46 AM (Ur6D7)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2020 11:46 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:40 AM (Rx19P)
This is theatrics. Recently a friend died of cancer on Saturday evening, and the graveside burial was Sunday at 1P.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:46 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (ptqGC)
I don't they're 'splainin' that to their Maker...
More like to his counterpart, who is just opening the newly finished tenth circle for the newcomers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 21, 2020 11:46 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (RuIsu)
Just so they don't drift to Nancy's totalitarian heaven.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:46 AM (AfYvi)
In so many ways, this is the Story of Nat King Cole.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:46 AM (1sm9V)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (+y8uL)
Phrasing?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (/Dgcm)
This is why you don't put a rubber band on your scrotum.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (+YYKs)
https://bit.ly/32MAd5Y
*******
"We Want to Pay Respect" - Trump Says He Will Announce His Third SCOTUS Pick on Friday or Saturday after RBG's Funeral (VIDEO)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 21, 2020 09:50 AM (1Dmt5)
Ef That!
He should have pointed that everyone knew she was terminal for months, if not longer, and we are not going to submit to those who have been and still are parading her around like some religious relic.
Anyone with a lick of sense knew she was not long for this world during the last presidential election. The last two SCOTUS nominations? They were from the RBG replacement list.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (/Dgcm)
Trump is going to carry out his duties of president with dignity and respect even if the pathetic assholes refuse to give it to him. He will smack them around afterwards.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (dtx0j)
It makes the phone-reading experience unpleasant, and Ace and the cobloggers would prefer that you not do it. Ever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (xT2tT)
I'll take "places I wouldn't go on a bet"
for a thousand , Alex
Posted by: Mr. Squirrel at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
*scribbles notes intently*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (Rvt88)
High Centerd on a Speed Bump ...and England.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (YiKAe)
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:41 AM (Cssks)
I don't remember that one. Did TFG actually say that?
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 21, 2020 11:42 AM (AiZBA)
I distinctly remember Hirohito rowing out to the Missouri in a kayak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (wPVhA)
It's true. I was there.
Posted by: Brian Williams at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (Izzlo)
It makes the phone-reading experience unpleasant, and Ace and the cobloggers would prefer that you not do it. Ever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (xT2tT)
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I'm more of a copy and paste the whole thread kind of guy, myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (l+6MZ)
It makes the phone-reading experience unpleasant, and Ace and the cobloggers would prefer that you not do it. Ever.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (xT2tT)
Preach!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (kTi97)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (NWiLs)
Some Indians did it with their TEETH!
They swore it was better for the horses than the rubberband method, or rawhide-band or whatever they would have used.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Extinction Level Event Planner at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (pbAxu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
This is good gentile question.
I'd also like to know the answer.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (AfYvi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Nada, except in the "eyes of the Lord and the community", but I suspect Ruth was godless and her "community's" religion was the DNC platform. I just object to all the local breast beating, garment rending, and acting like she was a Jewish hero...then proceeding to upend the traditions they pretend to uphold.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Stout at September 21, 2020 11:26 AM (EHSFD)
Populism is an authoritarian technocrat's scare tactic, and nothing more.
You know what I call the idea of politicians doing things that are popular with a broad majority of the people?
Representative Government!
The very soul and essence of our mode of governance has been demonized, to try to sell the idea of rule by all-wise experts who know better than the Hoi Polloi.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 21, 2020 11:31 AM (xh9Xk)
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They also don't seem to understand that it is (or was anyway) their job to persuade people, to make the positions they allegedly hold more popular. If they weren't so bad at politics, they would have left some room for a possible Trump presidency in which they might have had some influence but alas, this is NR we're talking about here.
Posted by: Stout at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (NWiLs)
Good to know!
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (ZfRYq)
F you, Buddy.
*Pours Syrup all over French Toast*
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (UZn2n)
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Was there a bell and string available to the deceased?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (Rx19P)
*puts on larger mask*
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (O+AcM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (LvTSG)
I'm glad I never did that!
oh wait I did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Javems at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (FjSXz)
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Someone just said that to me this weekend. How funny.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (CasE6)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (Vhlsc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (+y8uL)
I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (9SSCn)
I'd also like to know the answer.
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The infraction is projected onto others to save the family shame. I believe this is how it goes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (Rx19P)
Nah, we'd foul up the margins anyway.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (AfYvi)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (PxTjI)
Surprising no one.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2020
*
*
Check Pr0nhub.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (haWye)
I was mentioning on weasel's thread last night that there's a theory going around twitter that she'd died already (as many suspected) but the dems were holding on to the seat with their fingernails.
Then the good guys unexpectedly announced that she'd died, and the dems are in a mad scramble, because they can't prove this wrong and there goes all their plans to have Roberts throw the election.
I like this theory
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (LvTSG)
I'm glad I never did that!
oh wait I did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
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I did it twice one day one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2020 11:51 AM (+y8uL)
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Was there a bell and string available to the deceased?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (Rx19P)
We need to install one of those in RBG's mausoleum, and every time a liberal comes to see it we should have it ring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
Mitch McConnell is the apex predator of U.S. politics, @howardfineman writes in an op-ed.
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Apex Predator McConnell. Although Trump might dispute the title.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (V8Fq5)
Posted by: f'd at September 21, 2020 11:43 AM (+y8uL)
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Too much rain or COVID?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Probably a good thing that that you outweigh him substantially.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (Vhlsc)
I thought you'd never ask.
Posted by: The Margins at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Stout at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (Vhlsc)
You have kuru anyway, explaining it would be wasted effort.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (NWiLs)
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John Brennan Calls Sen. Graham A Hypocrite, Says 'He Should Be Bounced' - Sara A. Carter : Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: The Margins at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (l+6MZ)
Posted by: Stout at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (EHSFD)
Indeed. A good part of political skill is being able to get something no matter which way the wind blows.
They have revealed that they are not political experts at all, but idealistic ideologues with no particular understanding of any of the things that they are opining endlessly about.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (xh9Xk)
64 WILLOWED
https://bit.ly/32MAd5Y
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"We Want to Pay Respect" - Trump Says He Will Announce His Third SCOTUS Pick on Friday or Saturday after RBG's Funeral (VIDEO)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 21, 2020 09:50 AM (1Dmt5)
Ef That!
He should have pointed that everyone knew she was terminal for
months, if not longer, and we are not going to submit to those who have
been and still are parading her around like some religious relic.
Anyone with a lick of sense knew she was not long for this world
during the last presidential election. The last two SCOTUS nominations?
They were from the RBG replacement list.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:10 AM (/Dgcm)
Trump is going to carry out his duties of president with dignity and
respect even if the pathetic assholes refuse to give it to him. He will
smack them around afterwards.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (dtx0j)
PDT is making a good move. All week the Dems get to wail and grind their teeth making pathetic spectacles of themselves. This also gives the potential nominee a chance to prepare themselves.
And should the Republicans get weak knees and allow the Dems to sink the first nominee, which I hope doesn't happen, PDT better nominate someone far right of Scalia just out of spite.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2020 11:53 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2020 11:53 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Javems at September 21, 2020 11:50 AM (FjSXz)
Not the least bit unlikely. RBG was a politician who manipulated the law to serve her world view.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:53 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (l+6MZ)
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Couldn't sell any worse than anything I have going.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 11:53 AM (LvTSG)
don't laugh, this was largely the reason to have the deceased lie in state in the parlor, and have a wake/viewing for the neighbors.
To make sure they were actually dead.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:48 AM (l+6MZ)
With no essential electrolytes, like Brawndo.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
God forgives us automatically for transgressions against him. But we have to ask for forgiveness for transgressions against other people.
But there are sins whose punishment is exclusion from "heaven," sort of.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: f'd
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Black pecans matter!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (5p7BC)
Is Jackstraw here? I could use a joint
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (l+6MZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Probably a good thing that that you outweigh him substantially.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020
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By a factor of almost 12, actually. He weight 14 lbs., not fat.
Fortunately he is good-natured and easygoing. But his fierce look scared a maintenance guy earlier this year. "Not goin' in there with that cat. No way."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
1. Read the HQ on a smartphone.
2. Post approximately a string of unbroken characters roughly 30 characters long.
3. Read the results in .0002 font.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (W4LFA)
R'uh r'oh, R'eorge! One knows "shit's gettin' real" when the blue-arsed baboon has been released...
Posted by: Zettai at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (SkjKc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (Vhlsc)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (8B6Ng)
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Was there a bell and string available to the deceased?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (Rx19P)
We need to install one of those in RBG's mausoleum, and every time a liberal comes to see it we should have it ring.
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I like it. But we need to film it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (kCbAP)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (iQDCx)
There's a youtube.
The ABC reporter asks Zero to "define victory in Afghanistan."
Zero replies, "I'm always reluctant to use the word 'victory,' because it, you know... evokes an image of the Emperor coming down and surrendering to Macarthur...."
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (Cssks)
Watch what would happen if Trump went back on his word about illegal immigration or other issues he based his campaign and presidency on.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (HrMC1)
be on permanent exhibit in the old Newseum building since I heard it's
available.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 11:29 AM (wPVhA)
I understand Juan Peron's plans for Evita's grand mausoleum/statue complex are still around, probably in some archive in Buenos Aires.
You want Evita Peron's mausoleum complex
You will accept a modest above ground crypt in a memorial garden
You will get a decade on sawhorses in the dining room of a Paris apartment.
Posted by: Jerry, the booker at Gentlemen's Leisure Club and Steakhouse at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (WyVLE)
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Auschwitz, Pearl Harbor, Gettysburg. One of those places.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (V8Fq5)
Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore, for it is holy unto you; every one
that profaneth it shall surely be put to death; for whosoever doeth any
work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (xT2tT)
Apparently, Cuomo is going to facilitate a statue of RBG in Brooklyn to honor her.
Ok.....
Posted by: Jen the original at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (iQDCx)
And it should be promptly knocked down like every other statue.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (N39Ws)
Ok.....
Posted by: Jen the original at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (iQDCx
Her standing proudly on a pile of dead children?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2020 11:56 AM (kTi97)
2. Post approximately a string of unbroken characters roughly 30 characters long.
3. Read the results in .0002 font.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (W4LFA)
*surprised look*
Thanks rick!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2020 11:56 AM (Vhlsc)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2020 11:56 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (ONvIw)
I told the wife that any ditch will do.
It's that or a big block of lucite and then use me as the coffee table.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 11:56 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 11:56 AM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (ONvIw)
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Be sure you're following the law, because I'm betting the state/county/feds will say "hold my beer" to those plans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (x46Og)
To make sure they were actually dead.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (AwPyG)
And if they were so deeply comatose that a whole room missed signs of life, it was nobody's fault.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (xh9Xk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Reminds me of the archetypical mother-in-law.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 11:56 AM (WD9ZA)
What if they're already black?
Posted by: Big Mike Obama at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (ptqGC)
I don't think most people don't realize how popular Grant was at the time of his death.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (PxTjI)
Remember George Will* and X and Y and all these other guys I(we) thought were so smart? That were so thoughtful? Yeah. We made a lot of progress with them. I will take Trump.
Posted by: MikeM at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (5kpOR)
Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore, for it is holy unto you; every one
that profaneth it shall surely be put to death; for whosoever doeth any
work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 11:55 AM (xT2tT)
Oy. Harsh!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: EveR at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (R0z7P)
They could put some nerd glasses on Wall Street Girl and call it a day.
Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (h5TKJ)
I think this choice is largely a limitation of technology. I see no reason why I shouldn't be buried in a cardboard casket (the industrial cardboard stuff). It would be dirt cheap and get the job done fine, and break down flawlessly. I could probably even make some money in this life selling them as a "green" coffin alternative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (hYcqw)
It's that or a big block of lucite and then use me as the coffee table.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Carbonite.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Bosk at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (SWbVS)
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (AwPyG)
Stake through the heart is faster
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Long Live Death by A.H. Lloyd at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (iTXRQ)
PDT is making a good move. All week the Dems get to wail and grind their teeth making pathetic spectacles of themselves. This also gives the potential nominee a chance to prepare themselves.
And should the Republicans get weak knees and allow the Dems to sink the first nominee, which I hope doesn't happen, PDT better nominate someone far right of Scalia just out of spite.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2020 11:53 AM (N39Ws)
Trump BRILLIANTLY changed the timeline of what would be "too soon to nominate a new judge" by making it AFTER her funeral.
Think about it.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (NjrJB)
2. Post approximately a string of unbroken characters roughly 30 characters long.
3. Read the results in .0002 font.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 11:54 AM (W4LFA)
*surprised look*
Thanks rick!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2020 11:56 AM (Vhlsc)
You fool! You've told him everything!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (l+6MZ)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (x46Og)
I shouldn't think so. A friend's family did this easily a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:59 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 11:59 AM (x46Og)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2020 11:59 AM (1YlHz)
Posted by: mnw at September 21, 2020 11:59 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (ONvIw)
When a relative of mine died, there was a group of older Jewish men, call them something of a breakfast club, my relative had befriended, simply because she would go in to get tea a the cafe at which they congregated.
When she died, and we held the event at a funeral home, these men showed up, but respectfully said they could not go in. They remained in the lobby, and expressed their condolences as best they could.
I was substantially more touched by their presence than I was by all the relatives who barely bothered to interact with her before she died, but once she did, came in and parked themselves at this event like it was the social event of the month.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2020 11:59 AM (hku12)
Posted by: SixIron at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (BU0yU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 11:59 AM (x46Og)
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When he doesn't hold true to his own values.
Which means that he can justify anything he does as long as he considers it part of his values.
Yup. Great moral exemplar right there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, little known fact: a dead body belongs to the Coroner. No one else has jurisdiction to decide what to do with it.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (AwPyG)
I think this choice is largely a limitation of technology. I see no reason why I shouldn't be buried in a cardboard casket (the industrial cardboard stuff). It would be dirt cheap and get the job done fine, and break down flawlessly. I could probably even make some money in this life selling them as a "green" coffin alternative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Cremated and put in the big fireworks. Send off with a bang.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (W4LFA)
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These are available. They are not legal in the US, but are sold in South America.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (Rx19P)
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:59 AM (ONvIw)
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That's good. Just be sure all the t's are dotted and the i's are crossed regarding the death certificate and what-not. I can't imagine the government would allow anyone to keep them out of the loop without charging them with some sort of crime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (x46Og)
I partner with 2 other team leaders on the east coast. 2 of us are African. The other person is a white (Jewish) guy. In our collective team of about 15 people, there are *3* white (European heritage) people. Everyone else is Asian, South Asian or black. Among the 8 US team Leaders, 3 of us are black, 1 is Asian. I work closely with a gay colleague on a couple of my projects.
Our division is very technical and math/programming heavy, so it's similarly diverse in the US. The less math-y division has more white folks, but it's still diverse. There are lots of women throughout the company.
This all happened *organically*, so why do we need a diversity and inclusion push.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (9hauA)
colleague, a plain pine casket, and the service will be conducted asap.
There will be no funeral home, certainly no viewing, and no embalming.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (ONvIw)
It's called a Jewish burial. The most civilized way of doing it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (LBiyC)
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That complaint is incoherent. What else would he do? That's his job.
The problem is that he (a) isn't very good at it, speaking charitably, and (b) he's not consistently on the side he identifies with. "Mostly" conservative, I guess we'd say nowadays.
But really, look at the facts. What do VDH and Anton do? They write. Well, they also teach classes, granted. But that's not why they are well known. For that matter, what did Burke do? Speeches, books, letters.
It's all well and good to hit Lowry. He certainly deserves it. But I don't think it helps to get so enraged you make Biden level sense. Lowry doesn't suck because he wrote columns. He sucks because the columns suck.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (ptqGC)
Artistically speaking, the statue should feature some cute little cherubs around her just as they are about to be caught up in a suction device.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (PxTjI)
Sorry Obama, Grant had bigger WH parties.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (PxTjI)
Most people have no appreciation of history or any idea about historical context.
Grant died just twenty years after he saved the Union.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (9hauA)
Systemic racism and subconscious bias.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (NWiLs)
Think the cremation guys have just such a bargain basement casket already!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (2C38g)
ACB: Senator, I don't expect to receive your vote for confirmation. Let me just say this once. Eat shit and howl at the moon.
Posted by: JAS at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (Rx19P)
++++++++++++++
Sounds like a law that needs to be changed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (hYcqw)
I think this choice is largely a limitation of technology. I see no reason why I shouldn't be buried in a cardboard casket (the industrial cardboard stuff). It would be dirt cheap and get the job done fine, and break down flawlessly. I could probably even make some money in this life selling them as a "green" coffin alternative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (hYcqw)
My husband would like this idea, but traditionally his family has gone with pine. He's plenty old and has enough medical conditions that no autopsy will be demanded in the absence of obvious signs of foul play.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (ONvIw)
Slap her on the ass all you want, she won't say your name OR call you Daddy.
Posted by: Lionel Grandison at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (3in2O)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2020 11:56 AM (Vhlsc)
You fool! You've told him everything!!!
Posted by: Insomniac
I told him just enough on how to do it. Not how to fix it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:36 AM (hYcqw)
This.
My stupid friend who thinks she is a conservative sent me all manner of RBG hagiography because "she was a woman!!!" I'm sorry, I don't think having XX chromosomes qualifies me for anything besides periods and childbirth. Education and hard work, on the other hand, does. Funny that both of those things are not relegated to one sex, faith, race or group.
Posted by: Moki at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (9hauA)
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How else to signal your virtue?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. too many commies not enough ammo at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (NjrJB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (ptqGC)
I heard that Mao's personal preservationist is flying in from Beijing so that shouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (l+6MZ)
Some came with a little cone that was attached to the inside of the coffin, with an exposed outlet above ground, so they could call out if necessary.
Others used little bells.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (hku12)
Posted by: artemis
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As a technical aside, very few jurisdictions have the Coroner system.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (WZ5i4)
And anyone who indents goes straight to the guillotine.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2020 11:37 AM (hku12)
I kinda prefer paras to wall-o-text.
But I agree indenting is for pussies.
I'm kinda thinking I can piss off both camps.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: B. Hammer at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (P7Mrk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (l+6MZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (HrMC1)
Too bad that did not apply to Clinton and Carter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (dtx0j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (hYcqw)
The box real caskets are shipped.
Might be able to get one for nothing at the funeral home backdoor.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (/Dgcm)
0bama was a pussy
and please spell his name with a zero 0 instead of uppercase O
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: EveR at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (R0z7P)
Send it to me and I will make sure JJ gets it less my process fee
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (Do5/p)
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He pronounced it ah-loo-mini-uhm because he thought it sounded more edumacated.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (x46Og)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (xT2tT)
Yep. And there's room in the family plot. I have never been to a Jewish funeral with an open casket.
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't?
I think it was even worse than that. He said sin was: "when I am out of alignment with my values."
IOW, he is his own god.
The modern American god Shit Midas.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (P4Pk9)
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Narrator: the process fee is 100%.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (Rx19P)
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Sounds like a law that needs to be changed.
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The Funeral Parlor industry is very protective of its prerogatives via State Law. It is the one industry that has always catered to Identity Politics. Seems most people want their own people handling their dead.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (x46Og)
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (L8R6G)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (hku12)
Presumably the same outlet doesn't have a check valve, and could be repurposed.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (t+qrx)
Which means that he can justify anything he does as long as he considers it part of his values.
Yup. Great moral exemplar right there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (LvTSG)
It's astonishing the narcissism on display in that statement.
But then again, he once said that noone has more humility than him...
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: EveR at September 21, 2020 11:58 AM (R0z7P)
Yes. I updated the SSL Certificate last week. It should be perfectly secure.
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Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (Rx19P)
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The funeral industry is deeply corrupt and predatory. I really like the "pre-planned, pre-paid funeral" concept.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2020 12:05 PM (ptqGC)
Antonin Scalia was pronounced dead by a Texas judge who did not view the body. No autopsy was performed.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 21, 2020 12:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: CN at September 21, 2020 11:49 AM (ONvIw)
See also: Kennedy, Edward Moore
Posted by: Sal at September 21, 2020 12:05 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: B. Hammer at September 21, 2020
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"You wanta Fanta"
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Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 12:05 PM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Obnoxious TV Ad at September 21, 2020 12:06 PM (Ejm1K)
But I agree indenting is for pussies.
I'm kinda thinking I can piss off both camps.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (Z4rgH)
Well, this is a rant. When rants are delivered orally, there are no paragraph breaks. Speeches have paragraph breaks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2020 12:06 PM (9SSCn)
Posted by: Moki at September 21, 2020 12:02 PM (+X9Vs)
Well, they have nothing to do with black people, at least not according to the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture in D.C.
https://tinyurl.com/y24c58kl
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2020 12:06 PM (wPVhA)
When your political system can be thrown into hysteria by something as predictable as the death of an octogenarian with advanced cancer, theres something wrong with your political system.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2020 12:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 21, 2020 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
Insom is trying to cheat the undertaker out of his cremation fee.
NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2020 12:07 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 11:47 AM (xT2tT)
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Yes. I updated the SSL Certificate last week. It should be perfectly secure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2020 12:04 PM (xT2tT)
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I love this place.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember F*ck the Police from the 90s? The cops have changed. What hasn't? at September 21, 2020 12:07 PM (x46Og)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2020 12:07 PM (DLzZd)
Fuck you. Did you hear that? Let me spell it out for you. F-U-C-K-Y-O-U. You National Review pussies, You baseball crank Twitter gurus, you Goldberg "Hey, I like dogs" losers.
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2020 12:07 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at September 21, 2020 12:07 PM (o89Xg)
IOW, he is his own god.
The modern American god Shit Midas.
Posted by: Sharkman
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Progressives 'morality' is highly malleable. It is altered on a whim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2020 12:07 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2020 12:00 PM (W4LFA)
Dust initiator charge.
Don't stand down-wind.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2020 12:08 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 21, 2020 11:57 AM (PxTjI)
Most people have no appreciation of history or any idea about historical context.
Grant died just twenty years after he saved the Union.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2020 12:01 PM (HrMC1)
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That's the one thing that gets me about the Burns Civil War docs - hours upon hours and then 5 seconds of Grant's Presidency was corrupt and the Klan rules the South for 100 years.
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 21, 2020 12:10 PM (/ZYFC)
Many of us went for the ride, and turned our pensions and futures over to these money changers. Now we see leveraged globalists got their gambling underwritten by our government, before we woke up, we were fighting wars and setting policy to keep markets juiced, and China was using their slavery and pollution profit margins to buy up the world.
Now we see the supply chain problem, and the commie iron fist behind their "velvet glove" which is up the arse of half of DC. And our globalists are still in bed with these enemies, but other nations are uniting against the Red China Threat. Good Changes ahead, if we get beyond the election with a Trump win. (holding the Senate would help, winning the House would be glorious)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2020 12:15 PM (Cus5s)
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Shouldn't the statue be in South Africa?
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2020 12:16 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2020 12:18 PM (O+I8R)
They have revealed that they are not political experts at all, but idealistic ideologues with no particular understanding of any of the things that they are opining endlessly about.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 21, 2020 11:52 AM (xh9Xk)
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Right you are. I was a regular in the comments at NRO before they went facebook (populist?). These idiots actually thought Rubio had a snowball's chance in a primary that Trump was taking by storm based on pretty much one issue - illegal immigration. That would be Gang-of-Eight Marco Rubio. By the time they realized Cruz was the only possibility of stopping Trump, they had already painted themselves into a corner. I vividly remember them finally giving up the ghost and finally writing a half-hearted endorsement of Cruz long after it stopped mattering. They're not just clueless but aggressively clueless. Conservatives work with the tools we're given - these guys are in fucking outer space.
Posted by: Stout at September 21, 2020 12:20 PM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2020 12:22 PM (AfYvi)
When your political system can be thrown into hysteria by something as predictable as the death of an octogenarian with advanced cancer, theres something wrong with your political system.
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What's wrong is that the federal government has far too much power.
The federal government was specifically designed to be a government of limited power. Instead, because the SCOTUS has rubber-stamped all its power grabs, the federal government is now a government of virtually unlimited power, including the power to print and spend unlimited amounts of money.
If the Supreme Court had done its job properly and kept the federal government in check, we would not be in this situation today, where a single Supreme Court justice's death can wreak so much havoc.
So ironically, it is the Supreme Court's failure to do its job properly that has allowed the Supreme Court to become so all-powerful.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2020 12:26 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at September 21, 2020 12:30 PM (sPJyv)
When your political system can be thrown into hysteria by something as predictable as the death of an octogenarian with advanced cancer, theres something wrong with your political system.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2020 12:06 PM (JFO2v)
It's only one side of the 2 party system that's shitting their pants, douche.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 21, 2020 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 21, 2020 12:44 PM (JNTt1)
Weird Dave in daylight !
With a Texas accent !
Good to see ya and I hope the move is going as well as can be expected.
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2020 12:45 PM (arJlL)
Many of us went for the ride, and turned our pensions and futures over to these money changers. Now we see leveraged globalists got their gambling underwritten by our government, before we woke up, we were fighting wars and setting policy to keep markets juiced, and China was using their slavery and pollution profit margins to buy up the world.
Now we see the supply chain problem, and the commie iron fist behind their "velvet glove" which is up the arse of half of DC. And our globalists are still in bed with these enemies, but other nations are uniting against the Red China Threat. Good Changes ahead, if we get beyond the election with a Trump win. (holding the Senate would help, winning the House would be glorious)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2020 12:15 PM (Cus5s)
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Agreed. They are not unlike the southern planters who were addicted to that sweet, sweet cheap labor and simply couldn't see a path forward without it. For people like Mitt Romney and Jonah Goldberg and Bill Kristol who have never really worked a day in their tiny little lives, paying American workers a little bit more is just out of the question, and how dare they ask it.
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Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2020 11:27 AM (Rx19P)
You are wrong:British Nationality Act 1948 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Nationality_Act_1948
Aussies and Britons are citizens. Even before this act subjects of her Britannic majesty had more legal protections than "citizens" in most republics.
Maybe try reading about the French republic or Germany for that matter - do you think they are forced to undergo whiteness struggle sessions?
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Posted by: Halfear at September 22, 2020 06:06 AM (Jbgzu)
You don't like Trump, you impotent f***s???
Imagine a Trump with the gloves off.
He's actually been (performatively, not rhetorically - I agree his rhetoric is often inflammatory) quite measured.
PRAY for another Trump term . . . as Dr. Bruce Banner famously said, "Don't make me angry . . . you wouldn't lilke me when I'm angry."
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