Transextremist Bullies Attacking Gina Carano Again, Once Again Demanding That a Woman Repeat the Words They Want Her To

Last time the transextremists (there are an awful lot of them in antifa and BLM) were demanding she repeat "All Cops are Bastards."

Now these lunatics are demanding she put her pronouns in her Twitter bio-- or else they'll pressure Lucasfilm to fire her from The Mandalorian.

She did partly agree to their demands: She put "beep/boop/bop" in her name, suggesting those were "her pronouns." When it was actually her making fun of NPC Robots for always making the same three robot noises.

They didn't like that, either.


Oh, they're of course playing the "Do what I want or I'll commit suicide" card, as usual.

Boy, I tell you. These alleged "women" sure are very demanding about what actual women must and must not do.

You know what that sounds like to me...? That sounds a lot like insecure, angry, mentally-ill women-hating men.

More Toxic Ma'amsculinity.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM




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1 What the hell?

Posted by: fly gal at September 14, 2020 06:01 PM (AaDJB)

2 I'll nood the otters.

Posted by: fly gal at September 14, 2020 06:01 PM (AaDJB)

3 Well ... that's one way of handling it ...

Posted by: Adriane the EveryBody's a Critic Critic ... at September 14, 2020 06:02 PM (LPnfS)

4 There is so much racism in the USA that the SJWs have to create it themselves.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 14, 2020 06:03 PM (gtatv)

5 My pronouns

Master/Blaster/King of the Wasteland

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 06:03 PM (qlFIA)

6 Wow. An early NOOD from the last thread. Unreal.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 14, 2020 06:03 PM (KXkkH)

7 Now to figure out who Gina Carano is, and why she pissed off some lunatics. BBL.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:03 PM (bCLt0)

8 Indulging this lunacy will lead to a bad place. A very bad place.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 14, 2020 06:03 PM (OcRm7)

9 Beep bop boop, motherfuckers!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

10 Oh, they're of course playing the "Do what I want or I'll commit suicide" card, as usual.

--

Promises promises

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 06:04 PM (PO5k4)

11 I forget. Are we still boycotting twitter?

Posted by: f'd at September 14, 2020 06:04 PM (nOTwh)

12 Man, she really get under their skin, huh?

Is it cause she's both a pretty woman AND a sort-of tough guy with her fighting abilities? She's a better tough chick than most weirdo soi-boi transwomen.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 06:04 PM (bDqIh)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)

14 These people have descended into self parody. Remember Blazing Saddles? "Nobody move, or the n***** gets it!"

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (BAsqb)

15 Keyboard worriers all tough n' shit......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Beep boop beep

Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (SWbVS)

17
Civilization keeps going down, down, down.


And it's only Monday.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (sy5kK)

18 Why do people still do the Facebook and twatters nonsense?

Just why? You can't get bullied if you refuse to participate.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (BSTC+)

19 The reason they are so obsessed with suicide is the same reason that they are baffled by sexual biology:

They are dead ends of nature.

Posted by: RKae at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (fx6vr)

20 ''Man, she really get under their skin, huh?

Is it cause she's both a pretty woman AND a sort-of tough guy with her fighting abilities? She's a better tough chick than most weirdo soi-boi transwomen.''

Yup. Jealousy, the green eyed monster.

Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (gLRfa)

21 Gina Carano? The ex-MMA fighter? She's hot and hetero so an enemy of the SJWs?


Well, then I like her!

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

22 My pronouns

Master/Blaster/King of the Wasteland
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 06:03 PM (qlFIA)

It's THE Lord Humongous, to you.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (BAsqb)

23 I'm back. Just took a minute to figure her out. 38 year old tough girl, made the mistake of a Star Wars movie, paid the price.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (bCLt0)

24 More proof that bat-shit crazy people should not have access to the internet. As if more is needed.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (iediH)

25 She's an ugly bitch?

She can pull all the cock of puss she wants.

How you doin' with that 5 o'clock shadow and that hatchet wound between your legs?

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (EO5OE)

26 How is this not breaking twitter's dog-piling/harassment rules?!


(OK, I couldn't write that with a straight face -- they have trans people in management who have mad protecting trans users top priority)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (bDqIh)

27 Oh, they're of course playing the "Do what I want or I'll commit suicide" card, as usual.

Because that *totally* counters the (factual) conception that they're bug-fuck nuts.

Posted by: Bert G at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (OMsf+)

28 It's cold
There's ash falling from the sky
You can't breathe outside
Everyone is wearing a mask
It's grey

Scary as shit out here.


Its post-apocalyptic seeming. I know people are probably getting tired of hearing about this from west coasters but it is seriously unnerving to have this going on for weeks. The sky is unnatural colors, its so dark and cool the trees think its fall and the leaves are starting to turn, its unsafe to breathe, I'm sick of the smell of wood smoke.

You can see where all the spider webs are in the yard now because they are flaked with ashes. Its like a very light snowfall that never melts. I'm tired of it and its depressing and slightly spooky.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

29 Gina may be some things, but ugly bitch is not one of them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (AFSld)

30 I refuse to say "ACAB."

...But I will sing "Abacab," if you request.

Posted by: RKae at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (fx6vr)

31 Girthy / Girthier / Girthiest

Posted by: Paolo at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (EO5OE)

32 Why even engage with these lunatics? Acknowledging they even exist legitimizes them.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (iydjf)

33 Life has become a parody of itself. Our greatest enemy may be the Internet, through its evil spawn, social media. That and pretty much everything else.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (/uaBM)

34 Civilization keeps going down, down, down.


And it's only Monday.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (sy5kK)


Social Media will be shown to be the destroyer of worlds.

Mark my words......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

35 Oh, I heart Gina Carano so much.

First, she's an action girl who's hot and yet you still believe she could kick your ass. (I did not know she was an MMA star when I watched Mando but it certainly made sense when I found out).

Second, Mando is the first watchable thing in the franchise since the first real one (no it wasn't called Episode 4 back then, asshats. At least I think not).

It's in the Star Wars universe but it's not wedded to the mythology so it doesn't have to connect the dots. It just tells good stories.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 06:07 PM (q2K0j)

36 My pronouns are hovercraft.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 06:07 PM (l6b3d)

37 ***holding gun to own head***

"Don't laugh, you're next!"

- some crazed transgender loon

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:07 PM (SRRAx)

38 I've decided that with California's oppressive taxation policies, that I cannot afford pronouns. Henceforth, my nouns are amateurs.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 14, 2020 06:07 PM (KAi1n)

39 My pronouns?

Leaveme/thehell/alone

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at September 14, 2020 06:07 PM (ZSK0i)

40 If only this nonsense was limited to Twitter.

I am the only person at work with whom I regularly interact and who is at my rank or higher that does *not* have pronouns listed in the E-Mail signature.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 06:07 PM (hYcqw)

41 Why even engage with these lunatics? On one hand I like to see someone fight back, on the other, it's almost giving them a bigger platform.

We probably are talking about a dozen freaks on Twitter here.

Posted by: Blago at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (gkdnV)

42 You know what that sounds like to me...? That sounds a lot like insecure, angry, mentally-ill women-hating men.

__________


Coincidentally, a Venn diagram of #NeverTrumpers is turns out to be a full subset within this whole.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (CBwKQ)

43 29 Gina may be some things, but ugly bitch is not one of them.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (AFSld)

Nope, not ugly. Not my taste in looks, but not ugly.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (bCLt0)

44 I saw Cock of Puss open for Ugly Mustard at Blind Lemon in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Beep bop boop is not that far from Meep meep mf'rs.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (yL25O)

46 I don't even know who this is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (dUJdY)

47

The only way to communicate with these societal losers is to not.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (sy5kK)

48 A tough lady who understands that if you give in to these screaming freaks, they will own you.

I'm glad I don't bother with Twatter (except for what Ace pokes fun at, and the local traffic problems feed, which is occasionally useful). No Farcebook, either. Sometimes I wonder if I should join. There is a lively Man From U.N.C.L.E. fan group there who migrated from Yahoo! when they dropped their Groups.

Not sure I want to take the risk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (rpbg1)

49 My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

50 14 These people have descended into self parody. Remember Blazing Saddles? "Nobody move, or the n***** gets it!"
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:05 PM (BAsqb)

Oh Lawdy Lawd! Do what xhe say! Do what xhe say!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

51 Boy, it's almost like mental illness isn't good for you.

Incidentally, remember when if we'd just give them gay marriage we'd never hear another peep out of them?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)

52 Say it. Say it! Say IT!

Sounds like plain old fashioned sexual harassment with a twist degenerate perversion mixed in.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (/Dgcm)

53 RE: "All Cops Are Bastards"

I'd be curious to know what percentage of cops are bastards and what percentage of rioters are bastards.

I'm guessing the fascistFA and BLDon'tM really don't do much of anything well, especially math and English.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (HhXSr)

54 OT -- Is this something? *nods*

A federal judge in Pittsburgh on Monday found that orders issued by Gov. Tom Wolf restricting the size of gatherings and closing non-essential businesses to protect against the spread of covid-19 were unconstitutional. U.S. District Judge William S. Stickman IV wrote in his 66-page opinion that even though the actions taken in the spring by Wolf and Health Secretary Dr. Rachel Levine were laudable, they violated the First Amendment right to freedom of assembly, and the Due Process and Equal Protection clauses of the 14th Amendment.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5shddfd

PS -- Stickman was appointed by President OrangeManBad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (Z4rgH)

55 Oh, they're of course playing the "Do what I want or I'll commit suicide" card, as usual.



I'm calling their bluff. Do it or you ain't got a hair on your ass.

Do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (dGKUu)

56 46 I don't even know who this is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:08 PM (dUJdY)

Hi Jewells!! How you doing?? See my comment at #23 for a Gina synopsis.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:10 PM (bCLt0)

57 How typically AOS that the last thread about the Academy evolved into a discussion of Spam. We are like an online version of the Telephone game ... what goes in ain't necessarily what comes out.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:10 PM (/uaBM)

58 Yes, it was called Episode IV

Now, get off of my lawn....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:10 PM (SRRAx)

59 Buy this magazine or the dog gets it!

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

60 Do what I say or I'll kill myself - that isn't the threat they think it is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 14, 2020 06:10 PM (0QYMt)

61 My hovercraft is full of eels.
Posted by: Archer


John has a long mustache.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (dGKUu)

62 Gina has a strong sense of her self worth and identity, independent of groupthink that the lemming mob wants. No wonder they hate her and want to destroy her.

As if I needed another reason to like The Mandelorian...

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (Rbfr/)

63 If you just give them what they want, surely they will be appeased and move on.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (dNzKv)

64 I can only guess what Nurse Ratched's pronouns are: meep, meep . . . .

Posted by: Mister Barky at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (hKi6n)

65 Do what I say or I'll kill myself - that isn't the threat they think it is.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 14, 2020 06:10 PM (0QYMt)

Remember: Down the street, not across the road.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (BAsqb)

66
Oh, they're of course playing the "Do what I want or I'll commit suicide" card, as usual.



Ha. I'm not responsible for your moronic decisions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

67 That's it I'm moving to Bali.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (HpU8x)

68 So you're telling me that people who think they are a different biological sex than the one the were born with are insane?


Someone needs to tell Tom Hanks this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (M9HE2)

69 They hate her because she's beautiful.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (tUvF0)

70 Trans freaks versus stubborn dago. As a stubborn dago I can tell you those trannies are gonna need pack a lunch.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (Wm5SB)

71 lol get booped

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 06:12 PM (CBwKQ)

72 My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Archer





John has a long mustache.


Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM

---

The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 14, 2020 06:12 PM (JUOKG)

73 Gina Carano wants me.

I can tell.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 06:12 PM (ZfRYq)

74 Stomp

https://tinyurl.com/yc5qy3lc

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 06:12 PM (Bk0np)

75 Hmm, assisted suicide is a nice turn of phrase. Involuntary assisted suicide? Could work.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:12 PM (/uaBM)

76 "She put 'beep/boop/bop' in her name"

Ahahahaha! Classic.

Plus, now I know who put the "bop" in beep/boop/bop.

I'm going to have to follow this Carano person. She's going to go places.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 14, 2020 06:12 PM (HhXSr)

77 51 Boy, it's almost like mental illness isn't good for you.

Incidentally, remember when if we'd just give them gay marriage we'd never hear another peep out of them?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)Mm

-----

We didn't give it to them, they took it.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 14, 2020 06:12 PM (HpU8x)

78 Gina Carano was the "Bad Girl" in the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:12 PM (SRRAx)

79 I'd love me a good rassle with Ms Carano. Oh yes I would.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

80 PS -- Stickman was appointed by President OrangeManBad.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 06:09 PM (Z4rgH)
--------------------------

So, U.S. District Judge "Based" Stickman.

Posted by: fly gal at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (AaDJB)

81 Hey tubal! Thanks for that. I haven't seen any of the recent Star Wars movies so no wonder I have no idea who she is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (dUJdY)

82 Mrs LGoPs is a volunteer EMT and last week had a call involving a "woman" who had passed out at work. Asking the normal questions about medications taken and physical state; i.e., when was your last period?; are you pregnant? the individual replied "I've had spotty periods and it is possible that I may be pregnant".


We found out later - after taking her to the hospital, that the "woman" was actually a man who had had the operation to alter him to a her. Not telling medical people that important fact could easily lead to problems in mis-diagnosis; medication conflicts, etc.

Indulging a mental illness is not helping, IMHO.



Posted by: LGoPs at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (OcRm7)

83 That's it I'm moving to Bali.


Bali sucks. Keep looking.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (q2K0j)

84 even though the actions taken in the spring by Wolf and Health Secretary Dr. Rachel Levine were laudable, they violated the First Amendment right to freedom of assembly, and the Due Process and Equal Protection clauses of the 14th Amendment.
====

I've thought that masks are also a violation of the First Amendment. I do have a right to remain silent i.e. not making an expression. By forcing someone to mask, you are forcing them to make an expression. Free speech is both the right to express and the right not to.

Probably way off base, but just some conjecture in these fucked up times.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (iydjf)

85 Its post-apocalyptic seeming. I know people are probably getting tired of hearing about this from west coasters but it is seriously unnerving to have this going on for weeks. The sky is unnatural colors, its so dark and cool the trees think its fall and the leaves are starting to turn, its unsafe to breathe, I'm sick of the smell of wood smoke.

You can see where all the spider webs are in the yard now because they are flaked with ashes. Its like a very light snowfall that never melts. I'm tired of it and its depressing and slightly spooky.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


yes.
The caveman part of my brain isn't letting me sleep. My sweet kitty is terrified and won't let me out of her sight when I'm at home. And the heaviness in the air also makes it eerily quiet.

The ferries and the big container ships were blasting their foghorns all night and morning. I can still hear them.

My nose is dry and my throat and eyes are burning.

and the beach has been deserted. like, everyone is dead deserted.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (W2Pud)

86 I would show her the malt liquors of my home world

Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (9rf/6)

87 I wonder if Luke booped Leia before they found out *spolier alert* they were related?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (tUvF0)

88 Yet you can find many who say cancel culture is a right wing fraud

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (OjZpE)

89 Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Another one I've never seen.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

90 >>> 66 Oh, they're of course playing the "Do what I want or I'll commit suicide" card, as usual.
Ha. I'm not responsible for your moronic decisions.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (oVJmc)


There's only a few towns this works in.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (l6b3d)

91 Some shit is happening on Twitter today.
Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (786Ro)

92 Biden thinks he and Obama are running for re-election.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyc7yfy3

Oh, and Gina Carano could probably toss through a window 99% of the "women" trying to bully her.

I say 99% because I'm sure there are a couple, "IT'S MA'AM" 6'4" 250 lbs types among the bully crowd.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (YYlyE)

93 ummmmmmmmm

brb

browning out the world

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (GbPPJ)

94 28 - sounds like you're living in Mordor

Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (yOYYy)

95 Just as the Left cannot handle Alpha Males, they also cannot handle Alpha females, looks like.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (bCLt0)

96 My hovercraft is full of eels.
Posted by: Archer


My nipples explode with delight!

Posted by: John Cleese, what speaks no English at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (ZSK0i)

97 I thought the talking raccoon was stupid. Not at all like the talking squirrel, talking moose, talking duck, talking rabbit and talking pig...

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:15 PM (/uaBM)

98 ''Its post-apocalyptic seeming. I know people are probably getting tired of hearing about this from west coaste''

Not at all. It must be frustrating as hell to have to live through it knowing your miserable lib state and local governments won't do shit to stop it. Complain away. Sympathetic ears here.

Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2020 06:15 PM (gLRfa)

99 I've thought that masks are also a violation of the First Amendment. I do have a right to remain silent i.e. not making an expression. By forcing someone to mask, you are forcing them to make an expression. Free speech is both the right to express and the right not to.

Probably way off base, but just some conjecture in these fucked up times.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy



Sounds legit.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:15 PM (dGKUu)

100 Oh nurse I am so sorry!!! Isn't there somewhere you can go for a bit?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:15 PM (dUJdY)

101 Plus, she can do a super hero landing.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

102 69 They hate her because she's beautiful.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:11 PM (tUvF0)

___________


They hate her because she's conservative -- and they hate all conservatives primarily because we're self-reliant, independent, productive, happy, and don't view/use other people as means to accomplish our ends.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 06:15 PM (CBwKQ)

103 89 Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Another one I've never seen.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

I tried. It was pretty bad, I made it maybe 30 minutes in.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:16 PM (bCLt0)

104 35 Oh, I heart Gina Carano so much.

First, she's an action girl who's hot and yet you still believe she could kick your ass. (I did not know she was an MMA star when I watched Mando but it certainly made sense when I found out).

Second, Mando is the first watchable thing in the franchise since the first real one (no it wasn't called Episode 4 back then, asshats. At least I think not).

It's in the Star Wars universe but it's not wedded to the mythology so it doesn't have to connect the dots. It just tells good stories.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 06:07 PM (q2K0j)

Check out Haywire, directed by Steven Soderbergh. She's really good in it, I thought.

Kind of surprised she didn't make it big after that movie came out.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 14, 2020 06:16 PM (6xA3t)

105 Life has become a parody of itself. Our greatest enemy may be the
Internet, through its evil spawn, social media. That and pretty much
everything else.


I heard somebody - a lot smarter than me - say that all of life eventually becomes a Monty Python skit. I think they're right.

I'm waiting for the Fish Slapping skit.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 14, 2020 06:16 PM (OcRm7)

106 32 Why even engage with these lunatics? Acknowledging they even exist legitimizes them.
---
I'm starting to think this is the only workable approach.

"Why don't you include your pronouns!?"

Fuck you, next question.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 06:16 PM (sWM8x)

107 Gina Carano was the "Bad Girl" in the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

No.

She was in Deadpool though.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:16 PM (YYlyE)

108 These people are fucked up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2020 06:17 PM (GqqbG)

109 28 I hear you, brother, same here just outside of Crapramento...

Posted by: the Butcher at September 14, 2020 06:17 PM (979Uj)

110 Its post-apocalyptic seeming. I know people are
probably getting tired of hearing about this from west coasters but it
is seriously unnerving to have this going on for weeks. The sky is
unnatural colors, its so dark and cool the trees think its fall and the
leaves are starting to turn, its unsafe to breathe, I'm sick of the
smell of wood smoke.



You can see where all the spider webs are in the yard now because
they are flaked with ashes. Its like a very light snowfall that never
melts. I'm tired of it and its depressing and slightly spooky.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

++++
I hear you. It is very, very bad. And you live in Salem, which has had some of the worst fires going. My daughter lives in Clackamas and was first on Level 1 alert, then Level 2. At Level 2 she brought over bags of clothing in case she had to flee (with a cat) in a hurry. Luckily, they downgraded to Level 1. But you never know. How the wind might pick up and shift, or how many arsonists are out there. Thought we were going to get some rain tonight, but that's a no-go, I believe.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 06:17 PM (66BnU)

111 Ok, I HAVE seen Deadpool. Great movie. I laughed my ass off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:18 PM (dUJdY)

112 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

I'm sorry; It sounds awful, and I don't mind at all people talking about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 06:18 PM (WkPC9)

113 My pronouns? Why, I am glad you asked. They are fuck/you/sideways.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:18 PM (/uaBM)

114 @23
I'm back. Just took a minute to figure her out. 38 year old tough girl, made the mistake of a Star Wars movie, paid the price.
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Star Wars TV series on Disney Plus. And it's proven to be very popular and well-received, unlike the recent movies.
In short, signing on with it as a recurring character has proven - so far - to be a good move for her.

Posted by: junior at September 14, 2020 06:18 PM (Tk/4H)

115 In case ANTIFA wants to know my pronouns, they are "Fuck" and "you!"

Posted by: RalphF at September 14, 2020 06:18 PM (+3O5L)

116 58 Yes, it was called Episode IV

Now, get off of my lawn....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


no it wasn't

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (nFwvY)

117 I thought all the weirdo sodomite transexual whatever the hell you call them would be happy and leave everyone alone after they were given access to the little girl's room.

Wrong.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (Z+IKu)

118 Nurse--you are always welcome to come and stay here, if you can get off work.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (TdMsT)

119 And how much of this is actual body dysmorphia vs. another day of Tweeter-attention-whore hysteria?


Not buying it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (Bk0np)

120 Oh, you're right - Deadpool, not GOG.

It's Monday.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (SRRAx)

121 My God all you people on the west coast dealing with the fires you are in my prayers. How awful. I can't imagine it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (dUJdY)

122 Do recurring characters experience deja vu?

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (/uaBM)

123 I am torn as to who to hate in this silly slap fight. The Pervywood leftist actress who hates me and mine or the mentally ill leftist who hates me and mine.

I'll go get a cocktail and decide. Spoiler alert I will hate them both.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (pw+jk)

124 I thought the talking raccoon was stupid. Not at all like the talking squirrel, talking moose, talking duck, talking rabbit and talking pig...
Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020


*
*

I was hoping for really funny dialog from him, and there wasn't much. The GotG film did not leave me grinning as I went out of the theatre and urging people to go see it, as I did with Ghostbusters and Back to the Future. And Die Hard, for different reasons.

H'wood people don't know how to write "funny" any more. The last series I've seen with sparkling dialog was Gilmore Girls, and the last movie was Juno.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (rpbg1)

125 Gina Carano was not in Guardians.

She was in Deadpool.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (ZfRYq)

126 113 My pronouns? Why, I am glad you asked. They are fuck/you/sideways.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:18 PM (/uaBM)


What you doin?

Posted by: SHEP! at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (VcFUs)

127 Not 5 years ago, I got in an argument with a few net atheists who claimed the religion was about "controlling what other people think".

Yeah, you need religion for that.

...Not just homo sapiens on a power trip.

More and more, thinking unlike the left is being classified as some sort of *illigitimate*.

The trend that I noted about 2 decades back was the convergence of 1) Hate is not protected speech, 2) Republicans are speaking/preaching hate.

1. Is repeatedly shown to be factually wrong. 2. Is an opinion. But they have attempted to make *their* opinion the one that rules.

Now, we have added to that Putin (c.v. "Russian disinformation") which makes you a "traitor", and SCIENCE! which is whatever the lefties and their infected institutions say it is.

One of the least popular things in all this?

A supernatural entity.

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 06:20 PM (Eicbe)

128 120 Oh, you're right - Deadpool, not GOG.

It's Monday.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (SRRAx)


Doesn't really matter.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)

129 @18
Why do people still do the Facebook and twatters nonsense?

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She's in show business, which relies very heavily on getting public exposure. It actually makes a lot of sense for her, since it provides publicity with minimal effort on her part.

Posted by: junior at September 14, 2020 06:20 PM (Tk/4H)

130 Speaking of Ace's "More Toxic Ma'amsculinity" line...

JK Rowling is trending today, because the plot of her new mystery book came out. It's about a serial killer male who dresses in women's clothes when he kills.

The Woke mob is offended, and have actually made #RIPJKRowling trend on Twitter, to the point Twitter had to clarify that no, she's not ACTUALLY dead. They just want to erase her existence completely. No big deal.

Our culture is diseased and sick, and I don't know how we heal it at this point.

Nice tweet in her defense: "The only thing #RIPJKRowling has put in a coffin is any last claim transactivists hold the moral high ground."

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:20 PM (Rbfr/)

131 Kind of surprised she didn't make it big after that movie came out.

She was in Fast and Furious 6 (don't laugh, those movies make huge bucks), Deadpool, and the Mandalorian.

She's not Cate Blanchett, but she's doing pretty well.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:21 PM (YYlyE)

132 My pronouns? Why, I am glad you asked. They are fuck/you/sideways.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:18 PM (/uaBM)


I like this one.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Off faggoty XiNN sock.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 14, 2020 06:21 PM (VcFUs)

134 And do they commit suicide? Nooooo. Just get everyone's hopes up.

Posted by: abbynormal at September 14, 2020 06:21 PM (I849g)

135 Our culture is diseased and sick, and I don't know how we heal it at this point.

---

We can't.

Only Jesus can.

Posted by: SMH at September 14, 2020 06:21 PM (RU4sa)

136 My pronouns? Why, I am glad you asked. They are fuck/you/sideways.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:18 PM (/uaBM)
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Mine are "The President that correctly handled the Covid-19 outbreak" x 2 /"Of the President that correctly handled the Covid-19 outbreak"

Posted by: Pres DJT at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (Eicbe)

137 My pronouns are XY.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (tUvF0)

138 117 I thought all the weirdo sodomite transexual whatever the hell you call them would be happy and leave everyone alone after they were given access to the little girl's room.

Wrong.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2020 06:19 PM (Z+IKu)

They will never be satisfied. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

139 @104

Probably not willing to pay the Weinstein tax.


Hopefully the lunatics after her do not goad her into committing a capital offense.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (M9HE2)

140 Yes, it was called Episode IV

Now, get off of my lawn....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


no it wasn't
Posted by: x at September 14, 2020


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I distinctly remember being startled by the "Episode IV: A New Hope" label at the start of the film back in 1977. Of course I understood that Lucas was doing a riff on the old Saturday morning movie serials of his youth -- but it was unusual enough for me to remember it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (rpbg1)

141 JK Rowling is trending today, because the plot of her new mystery book came out. It's about a serial killer male who dresses in women's clothes when he kills.
====

*yawn*

Posted by: Norman Bates at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (iydjf)

142
JK Rowling is trending today, because the plot of her new mystery book came out. It's about a serial killer male who dresses in women's clothes when he kills.

The Woke mob is offended, and have actually made #RIPJKRowling trend on Twitter, to the point Twitter had to clarify that no, she's not ACTUALLY dead. They just want to erase her existence completely. No big deal.

Our culture is diseased and sick, and I don't know how we heal it at this point.

Nice tweet in her defense: "The only thing #RIPJKRowling has put in a coffin is any last claim transactivists hold the moral high ground."
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:20 PM (Rbfr/)

Is she a great big fat person?

Seriously, Silence of the Lambs did this thirty years ago.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (BAsqb)

143 Gina needs a better agent I think. She's done some awful movies. And some not so great parts in big movies.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 06:23 PM (ZfRYq)

144 I've thought that masks are also a violation of the First Amendment. I do have a right to remain silent i.e. not making an expression. By forcing someone to mask, you are forcing them to make an expression. Free speech is both the right to express and the right not to.

Probably way off base, but just some conjecture in these fucked up times.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy

___________


Reminds me of the scene in Deadline Poets Society where the Charlie Dalton character says "I'm exercising my right not to walk."

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 06:23 PM (CBwKQ)

145 Have all of these account been suspended? Because conservatives get suspended all the time for far less. We can even tell someone to learn to code, let alone call them bitch or a piece of shit.

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 14, 2020 06:23 PM (q6o8z)

146 135 Our culture is diseased and sick, and I don't know how we heal it at this point.

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We can't.

Only Jesus can.
Posted by: SMH at September 14, 2020 06:21 PM (RU4sa)

That's one talented lawn guy you got there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

147 Joss Whedon, before he became Dead to me, was the last big name writer I can think of who could write decent dialogue. As for the rest of them working in hollyweird today, I think most anyone on this blog could pop out better dialogue than they can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:23 PM (Kpl3J)

148 83 That's it I'm moving to Bali.


Bali sucks. Keep looking.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 06:13 PM (q2K0j)

--------

Tahiti?

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 14, 2020 06:23 PM (HpU8x)

149 Our culture is diseased and sick, and I don't know how we heal it at this point.

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We can't.

Only Jesus can.
Posted by: SMH


Or, we can end it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:23 PM (dGKUu)

150 I distinctly remember being startled by the "Episode IV: A New Hope" label at the start of the film back in 1977. Of course I understood that Lucas was doing a riff on the old Saturday morning movie serials of his youth -- but it was unusual enough for me to remember it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis


you're distinctly remembering seeing it in 1981, not 1977.

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 06:24 PM (nFwvY)

151 >>> I heard somebody - a lot smarter than me - say that all of life eventually becomes a Monty Python skit. I think they're right.

Biden and RBG are fighting at this point over who gets to reenact the Dead Parrot sketch.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:24 PM (Rbfr/)

152 My pronouns: Guy/Mann/Dude

https://youtu.be/SI8XQetlRZY

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

153
my pronouns are

shut/ the fuck / up

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 14, 2020 06:24 PM (GIeIM)

154 Zorro the Gay Blade! I love this movie.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 14, 2020 06:24 PM (Vxu+H)

155 Herman Cain famously contracted COVID after attending Trump's last indoor rally, in Tulsa in June, and later passed away. There's no proof that he got infected at the rally itself, but he might have, and his tragic death is mentioned in many of the reports today about the Nevada rally last night.




We're not sayin' we are just sayin'....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (dNzKv)

156 My pronouns? Why, I am glad you asked. They are fuck/you/sideways.
Posted by: Ruthless


The problem there is they are that broken that they would report that comment as a 'incitement to rape.'

I'd just straight call any of them fascists and or 'spedos' and watch them sputter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (D2I2k)

157 That's one talented lawn guy you got there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

---

Mock Him if you want, Insom.

Doesn't negate the fact this world is on borrowed time.

Sorry if you refuse to believe.

Posted by: SMH at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (RU4sa)

158 Our culture is diseased and sick, and I don't know how we heal it at this point.

---

We can't.

Only Jesus can.
Posted by: SMH at September 14, 2020 06:21 PM (RU4sa)

That's one talented lawn guy you got there.
Posted by: Insomniac



Remember, Jesus loves you means something totally different in Mexico.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (dGKUu)

159 I distinctly remember being startled by the "Episode IV: A New Hope" label at the start of the film back in 1977. Of course I understood that Lucas was doing a riff on the old Saturday morning movie serials of his youth -- but it was unusual enough for me to remember it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (rpbg1)
---
I remember that too. I think I even wondered whether I had missed some

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (Eicbe)

160 John Wayne Gacy had the good sense to dress up as a clown before he ate someone. Much classier than going out on the town in drag with a knife and fork and a bottle of catsup.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (/uaBM)

161 LOL --- Deadline Poets Society? Gotta love auto-cucumber ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (CBwKQ)

162 What's that place where the hotel has all the rooms out over the water?

There.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (ZfRYq)

163 JK Rowling is trending today, because the plot of her new mystery book came out. It's about a serial killer male who dresses in women's clothes when he kills.
====

*yawn*
Posted by: Norman Bates at September 14, 2020


*
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William Goldman's No Way to Treat a Lady used that as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (rpbg1)

164 Her Super Hero Landing is the best.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

165
Tahiti?
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at

Fuji??

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (GIeIM)

166 Joss Whedon, before he became Dead to me, was the last big name writer I can think of who could write decent dialogue

He suffers from what most modern writers do, where their dialog is interchangable. ANY of the characters could have said the line, because they all are snarky cynics

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

167 Have to confess, I couldn't pick Gina out ina line up.
Guess I need to look her up

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 06:26 PM (OjZpE)

168 Deadline Poets Society

The final scene in the newsroom when all the junior reporters stood on their desks and said, "Oh Editor, my Editor." was inspiring.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:26 PM (YYlyE)

169 As you say, this culture can't heal. Most of it needs to die and be replaced by something new.

It's actually a good thing that so much of it is finally dying. (sports, movies, print, mass entertainment, big cities) The new can't emerge until the old is gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)

170 Gina, I want your pronouns on my desk ASAP. No excuses!

And, The "Man"-dalorian? Who the hell approved such a sexist name?

Also, how the hell did Netflix scoop us with sexy 11-year-olds???

I'd better have a concept on my desk for sexy 10-year-olds by 5 pm tomorrow, people! Chop chop!!

Posted by: Bob Iger, Executive Chairman, Disney at September 14, 2020 06:26 PM (3B0qi)

171 Indonesia is making anti-maskers dig graves for CV victims.


Soon?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at September 14, 2020 06:26 PM (NSFCQ)

172 Zorro the Gay Blade! I love this movie.

That and Love At First Bite are so much fun

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

173 The university where I sometimes teach, but not so much anymore, asks us to put our pronouns in our email signature block.
Apparently Liege Lord, Keeper of the Sacred Scrolls, and Protector of the True DQ are not acceptable.
So I don't email anyone.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 06:27 PM (axyOa)

174 Mock Him if you want, Insom.

Doesn't negate the fact this world is on borrowed time.

Sorry if you refuse to believe.
Posted by: SMH at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (RU4sa)
---
I'm a Christian and I can say that the modern world is on borrowed time seems to be an empirically observable idea.

With or without a belief in a Savior.

I'm just glad I have a redeemer.

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 06:27 PM (Eicbe)

175 140 Yes, it was called Episode IV

Now, get off of my lawn....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


no it wasn't
Posted by: x at September 14, 2020

*
*

I distinctly remember being startled by the "Episode IV: A New Hope" label at the start of the film back in 1977. Of course I understood that Lucas was doing a riff on the old Saturday morning movie serials of his youth -- but it was unusual enough for me to remember it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (rpbg1)


Yep.

I remember thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:27 PM (SRRAx)

176 >>> William Goldman's No Way to Treat a Lady used that as well. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (rpbg1)

And Ace Ventura...

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:27 PM (Rbfr/)

177 Star Wars was originally titled Star Wars before it's re-release in 1981 when it changed to the New Hope crap.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (tUvF0)

178 My pronouns are "Protector of the Realm, Keeper of the Keys, Slayer of the Mohammedan, Lord Pontiff Bonhomme"

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (YYlyE)

179 I want someone to cast her as Big Barda in DC Comics. She's born for the part

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (KZzsI)

180 167 Have to confess, I couldn't pick Gina out ina line up.
Guess I need to look her up
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 06:26 PM (OjZpE)

Decent looking woman, who has an aura of being her own woman about her. Of course, that is intolerable.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (bCLt0)

181 What's that place where the hotel has all the rooms out over the water?

There.
Posted by: blaster


Fini. Tahiti. Micronesia. Phuket.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (dGKUu)

182 154 Zorro the Gay Blade! I love this movie.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 14, 2020 06:24 PM (Vxu+H)

I do too! Better buy a DVD, because that's another one on the Cancel Culture list.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (Kpl3J)

183 Carano did a movie called In the Blood.

It's a mess.

But she must have done it in the afternoons after doing MMA. Because her legs are bruised like crazy throughout the film and they chose short pants for her wardrobe.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (ZfRYq)

184 George Lucas would never go back and change the movie

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (nFwvY)

185 >>>172 Zorro the Gay Blade! I love this movie.


why is this coming up?

Would you believe I tried to buy it from Amazon just last night? And when I couldn't do that, I watched clips on YouTube?

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

186 Zorro the Gay Blade! I love this movie.

*through clenched jaws*

What.
Ships.
In the Field?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (YYlyE)

187 Tahiti?
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at

Fuji??
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (GIeIM)


Kodachrome?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:29 PM (SRRAx)

188 I was watching DIY videos by a young woman who I eventually figured out had transitioned to a guy. She did a few videos about her transition; she said that after about four or five years, she just accepts herself and doesn't much think about it any more.

She doesn't like how some other trans people are all-consumed by their trans identity.

https://tinyurl.com/y3v7bgkg

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 06:29 PM (dr0/9)

189 The real deal would be to make all the Covid victims dig their own graves while waiting for the test results. Very efficient.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:29 PM (/uaBM)

190 John Wayne Gacy had the good sense to dress up as a clown before he ate someone. Much classier than going out on the town in drag with a knife and fork and a bottle of catsup.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (/uaBM)

Hey! I never "ate" someone.

Sure, I handcuffed, beat, sodomized a few folks here and there, but I never "ate" anyone.

Us artists get no respect.

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne Gacy, Sodomite at September 14, 2020 06:29 PM (Z+IKu)

191 We created this nightmare when we decided that being a victim somehow made you heroic.

And then we listened to them as if they had something valid to say.

Now? They make THEMSELVES Victims, and it somehow gives them power to force non victims, and even some REAL Heroes, to do what they want?

F em. Patience done.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 06:29 PM (NgKpN)

192 Transextremist Bullies Attacking Gina Carano Again, Once Again Demanding That a Woman Repeat the Words They Want Her To



THE BALLS ON THOSE GUYS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

193
Second, Mando is the first watchable thing in the franchise since the first real one (no it wasn't called Episode 4 back then, asshats. At least I think not).

It's in the Star Wars universe but it's not wedded to the mythology so it doesn't have to connect the dots. It just tells good stories.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Actually, as I recall, it was called "Episode 4".

Somebody along the way saved the following Episode 5 and 6 from Lucas' really bad writing.

That guy is just a really rich idiot.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 06:30 PM (ZCiJZ)

194 Bora Bora.

That's the one.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 06:30 PM (ZfRYq)

195 ''William Goldman's No Way to Treat a Lady used that as well. '

Brian DePalma's ''Dressed to Kill''. Angie Dickinson Michael Caine

Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2020 06:30 PM (gLRfa)

196 Any supposed minority not toting the message is a threat.

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 06:30 PM (OjZpE)

197 >>>159 I distinctly remember being startled by the "Episode IV: A New Hope" label at the start of the film back in 1977

Nah, son, your shit's all retarded.

Star Wars was just Star Wars in 1977. Empire called itself "Episode 5" in 1980. Only subsequently was "episode IV" added to home-video copies of Star Wars.

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

198 Fuji??
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (GIeIM)

Kodachrome?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


Fox Foto.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:30 PM (dGKUu)

199 189 The real deal would be to make all the Covid victims dig their own graves while waiting for the test results. Very efficient.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:29 PM (/uaB

So, we'd have about 5.8 MILLION extra graves already dug?

That's a lot of damn holes to fill back in.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 06:31 PM (NgKpN)

200
after checking Andy Ngo's Twitter for the last few weeks it would seem that Portland antifa has a over representation of trannies about 27x the normal population

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 14, 2020 06:31 PM (GIeIM)

201 Indonesia is making anti-maskers dig graves for CV victims.

Those crazy Indonesians. They would never do anything like that here in the US.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 06:31 PM (Bk0np)

202
86 I would show her the malt liquors of my home world
Posted by: Josephistan

Tell me of your homeworld, Josephistan.

Posted by: Chani at September 14, 2020 06:31 PM (+BlKa)

203 Carano did a movie called In the Blood.

It's a mess.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (ZfRYq)

Most actors have stinkers on their CVs, even the greats. Christopher Lee made something like 200 movies, and a lot of them were of the "Revenge Of The Bride Of Dracula" type.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (BAsqb)

204 I never saw Zorro the Gay Blade before, but I remember other kids talking about it. (I didn't truck with no gay shit.)

But I've heard some bits out of context, like "Two bits, four bits, eight bits, a dollar, everyone who is with Zorro, stand up and holler."

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

205 As I recall when I saw it in 1977, it was just called "Star Wars", but when the big Info wall of text rolled at the beginning of the film, the heading was "Episode IV"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (Kpl3J)

206 5.8 million graves may come in handy some day. Soon.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (/uaBM)

207 1st! I identify as 1st!

I demand everyone else deny reality to protect Muh Feelz, congratulate me on being first or you are all just firstphobics!

Posted by: 1st at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (TNHVJ)

208 Speaking of The Mandalorian, these patches are pretty cool.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2gusm9t

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (YYlyE)

209 Who is ready for some uplifting content

https://tinyurl.com/yxl35euv

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

210 /unsock Fen

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (TNHVJ)

211 178 My pronouns are "Protector of the Realm, Keeper of the Keys, Slayer of the Mohammedan, Lord Pontiff Bonhomme"
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (YYlyE)

My Pronouns? Sir, Sir, and Sir.

But I'll also answer to Maestro.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (NgKpN)

212 But I've heard some bits out of context, like "Two bits, four bits, eight bits, a dollar, everyone who is with Zorro, stand up and holler."
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

I remember the line, when he introduces his twin brother, "We were Womb-Mates".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (Kpl3J)

213 Didn't Love at First Bite also star George Hamilton?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (tUvF0)

214 1st! I identify as 1st!

I demand everyone else deny reality to protect Muh Feelz, congratulate me on being first or you are all just firstphobics!
Posted by: 1st at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (TNHVJ)

You aren't first.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (BAsqb)

215 Bora Bora.

That's the one.
Posted by: blaster a


Thank Gawd. For a moment there I thought you were going to say The Edgewater Inn in Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (axyOa)

216 How about not giving a shit about what twitter says and ignore these mentals?

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (olhzY)

217 "Two bits, four bits, eight bits, a dollar, everyone who is with Zorro, stand up and holler."

I remember it as "Two bits, four bits, eight bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so!"

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (YYlyE)

218
I watched a pod cast about apple jack

I will start experimenting with apple juice and yeast on the shelf for 3 to 10 days

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (GIeIM)

219 I distinctly remember being startled by the "Episode IV: A New Hope" label at the start of the film back in 1977. Of course I understood that Lucas was doing a riff on the old Saturday morning movie serials of his youth -- but it was unusual enough for me to remember it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis


you're distinctly remembering seeing it in 1981, not 1977.
Posted by: x at September 14, 2020


*
*

On a re-release? Possible, except that I don't recall going to see the re-release that year. Empire the year before, and Raiders that year, but not SW. Do you have an original video tape of the first release?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (rpbg1)

220 I distinctly remember being startled by the "Episode IV: A New Hope" label

I often wondered what would have happened if they had made additional Star Wars movies.


I guess we'll never know.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Bk0np)

221 Dear lord in heaven, The Mets have agreed to sell the team to Steve Cohen.


First order of business is packing up the Jackie Robinson Rotunda and shipping it to LA...


Where it belongs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (M9HE2)

222 >>>213 Didn't Love at First Bite also star George Hamilton?


yes. Another one I never really saw.

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

223 The MOVIE wasn't called Episode IV, but the "Episode IV, A New Hope" WAS on the word blurb that ran at the beginning of the movie.

That was the subject of many a discussion my senior year of high school.

Back when we only had 3 main TV channels and landline telephones.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (SRRAx)

224 ''Didn't Love at First Bite also star George Hamilton?''

Yup

Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (gLRfa)

225 185 >>>172 Zorro the Gay Blade! I love this movie.


why is this coming up?

Would you believe I tried to buy it from Amazon just last night? And when I couldn't do that, I watched clips on YouTube?
Posted by: ace at September


Great minds and all that! I have the movie on DVD and I'm watching it now. Some of the dialogue has been running around in my head for a few weeks.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (Vxu+H)

226 I think all the personal pronouns you choose are sardonic and clever, but I don't think they really qualify as pronouns, which would be:

I, me, we, us, you, he, she, it, they, him, her, them.

Fortunately. I have not been asked this question-What are your preferred pronouns?...yet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (WkPC9)

227 Trans Testicles ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (1Dmt5)

228 Gina is always happy and smiling, that drives them mad.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

229 You that sad look martial artist get when they use their chi to kill someone?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (pB6Gt)

230 >>>I remember it as "Two bits, four bits, eight bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so!"

oh right, that's it.

That also makes a lot more sense, in a currency way!

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

231 Have you ever seen that click-bait where the guy pours molten aluminum down an ant hole? Yeah, that's how I feel about the content here.
Trannie Star Wars chick-ish fights purple-haired, street dwellers and retards?
C'mon, man!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (7Fj9P)

232 213 Didn't Love at First Bite also star George Hamilton?
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:33 PM (tUvF0)

Yes, it did! My favorite Dracula spoof is "Dead and Loving It" with Leslie Nielsen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

233 Most actors have stinkers on their CVs, even the greats. Christopher Lee made something like 200 movies, and a lot of them were of the "Revenge Of The Bride Of Dracula" type.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (BAsqb)
---
Don't check Ray Liotta out in In the Name of the King.

He's a dark lord sorcerer...

with his thick Jersey accent.

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Eicbe)

234 Who is ready for some uplifting content



https://tinyurl.com/yxl35euv


Nice angle! I love the victory doughnut at the end.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Bk0np)

235 As I recall when I saw it in 1977, it was just called "Star Wars", but when the big Info wall of text rolled at the beginning of the film, the heading was "Episode IV"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020


*
*

Right, that's what I mean. The title on the marquee outside and everywhere didn't include "Episode IV: A New Hope." But it was in the long crawl of text.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:36 PM (rpbg1)

236 I watched "Once Upon a Crime..." last night and that's why I somehow would up searching for Zorro, due to George Hamilton being in both.'

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

237 The MOVIE wasn't called Episode IV, but the "Episode IV, A New Hope" WAS on the word blurb that ran at the beginning of the movie.

That was the subject of many a discussion my senior year of high school.

Back when we only had 3 main TV channels and landline telephones.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (SRRAx)
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And it was the Barrenstone Bears.

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 06:37 PM (Eicbe)

238 >>>Right, that's what I mean. The title on the marquee outside and everywhere didn't include "Episode IV: A New Hope." But it was in the long crawl of text.


you're not remembering 1977.

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

239 At what point do these mentally unstable cry bullies actually commit suicide? Because I"m not seeing it. Why, it's almost like they don't really mean it or something.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 06:37 PM (okGHj)

240 >>> she said that after about four or five years, she just accepts herself and doesn't much think about it any more. She doesn't like how some other trans people are all-consumed by their trans identity.

FloridaMan, that's a good, healthy philosophy. More power to her and her journey.

Had a rough politics talk with my sis, who many of you know is trans. Basically, she has such raging TDS, and is so consumed by fear of LGBT rights being taken away under Trump, that if I vote for him, it will irreparably damage our relationship, because I am supposedly willing to put her health at risk by my vote. No logic can sway her from this conclusion.

I hadn't realized that the stuff she's been listening to, combined with becoming so consumed by her pain and identity as a transman, and the trauma of living in NYC during covid, had gotten her to that state, but it had.

We were literally soul sisters, even if she identifies as male. We have an amazing bond, and she's willing to tear that apart for politics, something I didn't think possible. I don't know how to freaking fix this.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:37 PM (Rbfr/)

241 I like the bit where the Alcalde tells the newly returned home Zorro that his father was killed when his horse was startled by a turtle. Then the Alcalde and his wife start arguing about how stupid that cover story is and nobody is going to believe it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:38 PM (YYlyE)

242 I didn't really care for Once Upon a Crime.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:38 PM (tUvF0)

243 What's that place where the hotel has all the rooms out over the water?

There.
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 06:25 PM (ZfRYq)

The Edgewater.

or the Tahiti Four Seasons.

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 06:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

244 In addition to backlash against COVID restrictions and BLM/Antifa rioting, I think that there may be an electoral backlash against "wokeness" and cancel culture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 06:38 PM (WkPC9)

245
I never saw Zorro the Gay Blade before, but I remember other kids talking about it. (I didn't truck with no gay shit.)



But I've heard some bits out of context, like "Two bits, four bits,
eight bits, a dollar, everyone who is with Zorro, stand up and holler."

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

----
I watched it on HBO when it was on heavy rotation and as a kid, I liked movies with sword fights.

I thought it quite funny, but don't recall ghey stuff. I think it was a joke, because Zorro's alter ego was a poofter but Zorro was a poon hound.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

246 Can we get 30 more Sen Hawleys?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 06:38 PM (dNzKv)

247 234 Who is ready for some uplifting content



https://tinyurl.com/yxl35euv

You had a protester. His name was Brad.

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 06:39 PM (olhzY)

248 It's pretty hard to intimidate someone like Gina Carano.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 06:39 PM (2BgZB)

249 Me/Myself/I would work in a pinch. Especially good for narcissists.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:39 PM (/uaBM)

250 Fortunately. I have not been asked this question-What are your preferred pronouns?...yet
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 06:35 PM (WkPC9)


I go straight for "Your Majesty."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (okGHj)

251 Would have nightly struggle sessions in bed with Gina. ngl

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (hVVtI)

252 DJT live from AZ

https://youtu.be/PrVTbVh6770

Posted by: BluesFish at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (WQZ1O)

253 "coraline"

Neil Gaiman reference. Gaiman was protoSJW.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ykYG2)

254 JK Rowling is trending today, because the plot of her new mystery book came out. It's about a serial killer male who dresses in women's clothes when he kills.

------------------------


Is the women's clothes made out of real women he killed?

I think that has been done before.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (/Dgcm)

255 240

We were literally soul sisters, even if she identifies as male. We have an amazing bond, and she's willing to tear that apart for politics, something I didn't think possible. I don't know how to freaking fix this.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:37 PM (Rbfr/)

Some things can't be fixed by our efforts. You could pray for God to intervene in her life. It is never too late for that.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (bCLt0)

256
yes. Another one I never really saw.





Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

---
OMG, that one's a hoot. Dracula's putting the moves on a chick who is otherwise with a Jewish doctor, so he presents - a Star of David!

He starts to recoil and then nonchalantly says: "Nice. Why don't you find yourself a nice Jewish girl."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

257 Me/Myself/I would work in a pinch. Especially good for narcissists.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:39 PM (/uaBM)


You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/P8-9mY-JACM

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

258 We were literally soul sisters, even if she identifies as male. We have an amazing bond, and she's willing to tear that apart for politics, something I didn't think possible. I don't know how to freaking fix this.

Posted by: LizLem



Liz, you may remember I met your sister and found her charming. I have a son (the smart one, the one whose brain works like mine) who's having trans identity issues and won't talk to me now.

I hope we can all grow out of it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (q2K0j)

259 On a re-release? Possible, except that I don't recall going to see the re-release that year. Empire the year before, and Raiders that year, but not SW. Do you have an original video tape of the first release?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis

no, saw it at the theater and once I went to see Empire decided it was crap. maybe it said Episode IV in the wall of text but all I remember was it starting with was "long ago in a galaxy far far away". fuck muppets. kills the suspension of disbelief.

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (nFwvY)

260 The MOVIE wasn't called Episode IV, but the "Episode IV, A New Hope" WAS on the word blurb that ran at the beginning of the movie.

- -

Maybe I'm misremembering....I remember only "A New Hope" being there, but the "Episode IV" part showed up on the VHS tape after being added.

Or so I remember.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (2BgZB)

261 Speaking of TDS, some people deny there is any such a thing as TDS.

I submit the following four acts.

1. Let's have a Nobel Prize for the Promotion of Peace.
2. Various people of prestige win the Nobel Peace Prize.
3. Trump is nominated twice.
4. Maybe there shouldn't be anymore Nobel Peace Prize.

TDS QED.

Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (Eicbe)

262 253 "coraline"

Neil Gaiman reference. Gaiman was protoSJW.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ykYG2)

He did one excellent book, IMO.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)

263 Isn't Zorro the Gay Blade a gay movie? It says so right in the title. I have never seen it.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (66BnU)

264 Gina is about as close to a legit /ourgirl/ that I've ever seen. It's like the further Left the Mob tries to force her to go, she moves further Right.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (hVVtI)

265 Don't check Ray Liotta out in In the Name of the King.

He's a dark lord sorcerer...

with his thick Jersey accent.
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Eicbe)

I actually saw that in a theater. I was bored and went to the movies, knowing nothing about it. Didn't realize it was Uwe Boll until the opening credits.

Jason Statham was in it too, along with a couple other medium to large names. Boll must have pictures of them having sex with farm animals or something. Good God that movie was bad.

Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 06:42 PM (BAsqb)

266 We were literally soul sisters, even if she identifies as male. We have an amazing bond, and she's willing to tear that apart for politics, something I didn't think possible. I don't know how to freaking fix this.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:37 PM (Rbfr/)

After almost 4 years of Trump, isn't he, in fact, more free to express his identity as a male? Trump embraces religion, but also embraces people like Ric Grennell and anyone else who performs expertly at their jobs, regardless or sex, race, religion, or sexual orientation.
I wonder ---What does he think Trump will do differently in a second term?

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 06:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

267 Right, that's what I mean. The title on the marquee outside and everywhere didn't include "Episode IV: A New Hope." But it was in the long crawl of text.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis


Yeah, that's the way I remember it too.

And I did go to see it in a BIG theater in 1977. Yuge, luxurious. 70 mm film on a big screen.

And even then I thought it was all a little bit over wrought. I could never quite get the all the big nerdy hoorah over it. I mean, it was sort of entertaining.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 06:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

268 you're not remembering 1977.

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

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BeeGees dominating the radio. Star Wars comes out, and then we got a disco medley of the sound track. I think it charted, because they played the damn thing enough.

I remember.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)

269 Who is ready for some uplifting content
===================================
Note: the idiot w/the large flag coming into the camera is waving a palestinian* flag. They were doing the same thing in Ferguson MO.
What the actual fcuk does the fake nation of plaestine have to do with any of this contrived bullshit?
*I intentionally don't capitalize fake countries.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2020 06:43 PM (7Fj9P)

270 I can't tolerate rude behavior.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 06:43 PM (pB6Gt)

271 Fuji, where all them apples come from.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 06:43 PM (RuIsu)

272 I think it charted, because they played the damn thing enough.

- -

I remember that song - was a big hit at the roller rink. And I wish I was joking.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 06:44 PM (2BgZB)

273 >>>263 Isn't Zorro the Gay Blade a gay movie? It says so right in the title. I have never seen it.


Not... really. I mean yes, but not really.

The Son of Zorro tries to take over for his dad, but gets injured. There's no one to defend the people, until his identical twin brother, who'd been disowned by the father for being "not masculine enough," shows up.

The brother, Ramon, takes over as Zorro, but is super-duper-gay. I was told that he actually has a crush on the enemy oppressing the people, the Alcalde.

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

274 We were so poor we had to save up and didn't see Star Wars until 1987.

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 06:44 PM (olhzY)

275 Star Wars was just Star Wars in 1977. Empire called itself "Episode 5" in 1980. Only subsequently was "episode IV" added to home-video copies of Star Wars.


I think "Episode IV" got tacked onto it in 1979, which is when I got to see it, being young. Lucas' first retconning.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 06:44 PM (ykYG2)

276 Apropos of nothing, I ordered two M7 bayonets with scabbards from Sarcoinc.com for my retro M16s. What I got was two unissued BOCs with immaculate Pennsylvania Working Home for the Blind M8A1 scabbards.

Nice. Though I wonder where you still get unissued Vietnam era bayonets.

Here's a link if anyone was looking for one in great condition.

https://bit.ly/3mj5ntr

I am still hoping to get at least one original Colt bayonet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

277 234 Who is ready for some uplifting content



https://tinyurl.com/yxl35euv

You had a protester. His name was Brad.
Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 06:39 PM (olhzY)
........

Looks like he may have broken his arm. Sad.
*grins*

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

278 The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

279 1977? I don't remember that.... -- Joey Biden

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:45 PM (/uaBM)

280 Gina should start using the pronoun... Thank You

Posted by: jp at September 14, 2020 06:45 PM (Xj+Pj)

281 234 Who is ready for some uplifting content



https://tinyurl.com/yxl35euv

Nice angle! I love the victory doughnut at the end.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 06:36 PM (Bk0np)



MEDIC!!!....



LOL.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2020 06:45 PM (9dzlp)

282 Mud...sha..sha..shark.

Posted by: The Vanilia Fudge at September 14, 2020 06:45 PM (Cfk8j)

283 The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 06:45 PM (gmo/4)


You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/iu_YVswb3p4

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

284 Richard Benjamin is in Love at First Bite as is Susan Saint James.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (tUvF0)

285 We were literally soul sisters, even if she identifies as male. We have an amazing bond, and she's willing to tear that apart for politics, something I didn't think possible. I don't know how to freaking fix this.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:37 PM (Rbfr/)


My two cents, and that's probably what it's worth.

Having had crazy-pants for an immediate family growing up, and being expected by everyone to try to keep a lid on crazy-pants as the family fixer, my current understanding is, you can't.

The crazy on the other side of the divide needs to acknowledge their crazy and do something to fix it themselves. You can facilitate that, but you can't fix it.

In my case, the crazy-pants still loves being batcrap crazy, so I don't engage. At first I thought there would be a risk to that, but it turns out that self-preservation comes first, no matter how much of a giver you are. At some point, they will suck the life out of you, and you have to disengage and walk on. At some point, it becomes an abusive relationship, and nothing will change that except the abuser having an epiphany and changing it.

Keep yourself safe. Then make an offer of help, but don't let them continue the abuse. No matter what.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (okGHj)

286 Isn't Zorro the Gay Blade a gay movie? It says so right in the title. I have never seen it.


Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (66BnU)

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No, it's a sendup title. "Gay" wasn't yet fully a synonym for "homosexual."

That was part of the joke.



Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

287 what is Gina Carano

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iTXRQ)

288 Q: What's the difference between misogyny and trans-activism?
A: Lipstick.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (Yn6WC)

289 ''BeeGees dominating the radio. Star Wars comes out, and then we got a disco medley of the sound track. I think it charted, because they played the damn thing enough.

I remember.''

Bill Murray on SNL as a 3rd rate lounge singer crooning "Star Wars if we could bar wars..". Or something like that. Funny.

Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (gLRfa)

290

I would lick her taint sweat if she'd let me...

Posted by: Rogering Jones at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (d6DSt)

291 Fuji, where all them apples come from.
Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 06:43 PM (RuIsu)


I've been to Nagasaki, Hiroshima too!
The things I did to them baby, I can do to you!
'Cause I'm a Fujiyama Mama and I'm just about to blow my top!
Fujiyama-yama, Fujiyama!
And when I start you up, there aint nobody gonna make me stop!.....

Posted by: Wanda Jackson, Queen of Rockabilly at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (Z+IKu)

292 Isn't Zorro the Gay Blade a gay movie? It says so right in the title. I have never seen it.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM

See it. It's teh funneh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (yfsej)

293 287 what is Gina Carano
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iTXRQ)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 06:47 PM (olhzY)

294 287 what is Gina Carano
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iTXRQ)


A woman with a lot of fans here.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:47 PM (bCLt0)

295 Paul Joseph Watson: What happened to Matt Drudge?

https://youtu.be/y5tLEwOJqLE

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 06:47 PM (8B6Ng)

296 Lefty trans-persons threatening to off themselves? This is a THREAT?

My eyes drop millstones where fools' drop tears.

Posted by: mnw at September 14, 2020 06:47 PM (Cssks)

297 George Lucas would never go back and change the movie
Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 06:28 PM (nFwvY)


People actually believe there was this Star Wars Christmas Special.

George Lucas would be the first to tell you it never happened.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 06:47 PM (/Dgcm)

298 Isn't Zorro the Gay Blade a gay movie? It says so right in the title. I have never seen it.
Posted by: washrivergal

No it is not a gay movie. It is high camp... George Hamilton playing twin brothers. One a randy Zorro. The other a long who takes over as Zorro when his brother is injured. Hamilton kills it. Brenda Vaccaro, Ron Liebman, and Lauren Hutton.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 14, 2020 06:47 PM (Vxu+H)

299
Star Wars was just Star Wars in 1977. Empire called itself "Episode
5" in 1980. Only subsequently was "episode IV" added to home-video
copies of Star Wars.





I think "Episode IV" got tacked onto it in 1979, which is when I got to see it, being young. Lucas' first retconning.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 06:44 PM (ykYG2)

---
This sounds correct. I was too little (and amazed!) to notice the screen crawl that closely in 1977.

Mostly I remember being terrified of the creature in the trash compactor. Scary!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

300
beep-ity, bop-ity, boop-ity

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (r/WuD)

301 More balls than a whole lot of men.

I hope she doesn't cave and that she's getting support from a lot of people.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (7YyZ5)

302 Star of Netflix's Cheer docuseries Jerry Harris, is under FBI investigation for allegedly soliciting sex and explicit photos from minors

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (9v1sv)

303 167 Have to confess, I couldn't pick Gina out ina line up.
Guess I need to look her up
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 06:26 PM (OjZpE)
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"Deadpool" and "SuperHero Landing"

You're welcome.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (WEBkv)

304 28- Its post-apocalyptic seeming. I know people are probably getting tired of hearing about this from west coasters but it is seriously unnerving to have this going on for weeks. The sky is unnatural colors, its so dark and cool the trees think its fall and the leaves are starting to turn, its unsafe to breathe, I'm sick of the smell of wood smoke.

You can see where all the spider webs are in the yard now because they are flaked with ashes. Its like a very light snowfall that never melts. I'm tired of it and its depressing and slightly spooky.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2020 06:06 PM

I have a friend in Portland who is dealing with it as well. I listen to her constant concerns about the fires and riots because I am her friend, and that's what friends do. We feel the same about you, so no need to worry. This is the place for you.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (qe5CM)

305 tcn : I'm in the same boat. My (aging) parents desperately want there to be a rapprochement between me and the [antifa] sibling in question. I expect this weekend or the next I'll just have to say, "you pushed, and you demanded an answer so... 'no'".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (ykYG2)

306 297

People actually believe there was this Star Wars Christmas Special.

George Lucas would be the first to tell you it never happened.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 06:47 PM (/Dgcm)

It had Muppets didn't it??

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (bCLt0)

307 It had Muppets didn't it??

- -

Even worse: Bea Arthur.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 06:49 PM (2BgZB)

308 Who is ready for some uplifting content



https://tinyurl.com/yxl35euv

You had a protester. His name was Brad.
Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 06:39 PM (olhzY)


HAHAHAHa! What a doofus.
The wierdo protestors all point their phone cameras at the police car as if "we're gonna get you for that" instead of actually, you know, helping their doofus comrade.

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

309 287 what is Gina Carano
Posted by: DB- just DB.


daughter of a Dallas Cowboys QB who was drafted in....1977

Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 06:49 PM (nFwvY)

310 Having had crazy-pants for an immediate family growing up, and being
expected by everyone to try to keep a lid on crazy-pants as the family
fixer, my current understanding is, you can't.



The crazy on the other side of the divide needs to acknowledge their
crazy and do something to fix it themselves. You can facilitate that,
but you can't fix it...
Keep yourself safe. Then make an offer of help, but don't let them continue the abuse. No matter what.




Fantastic advice. Doesn't make it less painful but absolutely true.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Bk0np)

311 Have you ever seen that click-bait where the guy pours molten aluminum down an ant hole?
.......

Hmmm. That might just work with my gophers.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

312
Is a transphobic person somebody who refuses to or can't drive a manual transmission?

... 'Cause I'm totally not like that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 06:50 PM (r/WuD)

313 It had Muppets didn't it??
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM

Pigs. In. Spaaaaaace!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 06:50 PM (yfsej)

314 i just bought the dvd for zorro the gay blade.

It's like 8.60 on amazon

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:50 PM (PbpT7)

315 There were no Muppets involved. Muggles, dressed up as woman. All the way down.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:50 PM (/uaBM)

316 Maude was in the SW XMas special?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2020 06:51 PM (GqqbG)

317 And it was the Barrenstone Bears.
Posted by: Axeman


Or maybe the Baclava Bears.

It's all Greek to me.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 06:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

318 It was called the Star Wars Holiday Special : Episode XXX.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:51 PM (tUvF0)

319 My pronouns are
Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler

Posted by: vizzy at September 14, 2020 06:51 PM (YGg5b)

320 People actually believe there was this Star Wars Christmas Special.

There was a time, after the Holiday Special, when this was an actual argument. Lucas actually managed to get it mostly suppressed, until the age of the Internet spooged upon us.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (YYlyE)

321
You're a transphobic and move on.








Heh.

That woman's a keeper.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (EGyGV)

322 Hey. Happy Life Day, Pal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (xPJvm)

323 Listening to Levin on line, getting a Biden commercial at every break.

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (OjZpE)

324
Star of Netflix's Cheer docuseries Jerry Harris, is under FBI investigation for allegedly soliciting sex and explicit photos from minors


The pedos are calling from inside the house!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (r/WuD)

325 Even worse: Bea Arthur.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCiJZ)

326 Episode 666: The Revelation.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (/uaBM)

327 Also, Gay Zorro wears fantastic outfits in different colors every scene. He's like the Elton John of Zorro's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Kpl3J)

328 Fuji, where all them apples come from.
Posted by: klaftern


Without looking I'm guessing the brand was from a Japanese-American in CA who developed it.

CA had more than a few farmers of japanese descent prior to WWII.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (D2I2k)

329 Star of Netflix's Cheer docuseries Jerry Harris, is
under FBI investigation for allegedly soliciting sex and explicit
photos from minors

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (9v1sv)

---
Seriously, this *is* my shocked face.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)

330 "Trump has appointed more than 310 judges to the immigration courts that are run by the Department of Justice.

Many judges are being appointed as Congress and the administration expand the courts' ability to process the wave of asylum claims from blue-collar Central American migrants."

So we're redefining the term 'blue collar worker'.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (9v1sv)

331 >>> Liz, you may remember I met your sister and found her charming. I have a son (the smart one, the one whose brain works like mine) who's having trans identity issues and won't talk to me now. I hope we can all grow out of it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (q2K0j)

Hi Bander. *hugs* Didn't know you were going through this kind of thing as well, sorry to hear that. I hope things with your son can be resolved, to the point conversations can be had again.

She liked the Horde a lot, when she met you, and I know the Horde liked her. It's good to be reminded of that. I always considered my sis one of the more rational trans people: cares not a whit for pronouns, doesn't think kids should get hormones until they are adults and can decide, etc. But she now thinks Trump and JK Rowling are the devil.

We are focusing on the things that unite us, that have nothing to do with politics, so for now there is a chilly but civil peace. We agreed to not discuss politics anymore, and I will not tell her who I voted for, even if I voted Kanye, hah. (He's actually on our ballot. Don't worry, I'm voting Trump.)

I thought about voting anyone but Trump and Biden, to keep the peace with her. But realized that violates every one of my internal moral principles, and I just can't do it. So not sharing my vote with her it is.

My biggest worry is that she literally does not see a path where Trump gets reelected. I'm worried she's so unstable it will send her over the edge if he wins. Prayers her way, definitely being sent.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Rbfr/)

332 Listening to Levin on line, getting a Biden commercial at every break.

- -

I had the same thing happen when I was listening to Dana Loesch's show the other day.

Thinking that all those ad buys that Biden is doing really aren't all that well targeted. Oh well, wasted money for them.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (2BgZB)

333
Barrontrump Bears

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (r/WuD)

334 I was 17 in 1977 and was not interested in Star Wars. Smoky and the Bandit and Saturday Night Fever are the two I remember . Oh and Kentucky Fried Movie,

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

335 Art Carney was in the Star Wars Holiday Special, this was truly the golden age of television.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 06:54 PM (tUvF0)

336 The Star Wars Christmas special had Harvey Corman as a lobster doing a cooking show or something. I would LOVE to know how many drugs were consumed while dreaming up that thing.

Posted by: I Heart Bug Tits at September 14, 2020 06:54 PM (+v+zN)

337 sorry people I don't have TV and don't follow sci-fi-
recently had to give up football because it got woke

I'm down to old movies and complaining about stuff

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 14, 2020 06:54 PM (iTXRQ)

338 There was a time, after the Holiday Special, when this was an actual argument. Lucas actually managed to get it mostly suppressed, until the age of the Internet spooged upon us.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (YYlyE)

My brother made his buddy and I watch it. We got really pissed off at brother, especially since we ran out of booze about halfway through.

It was friggin' awful.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at September 14, 2020 06:54 PM (xPJvm)

339 Star of Netflix's Cheer docuseries Jerry Harris, is under FBI investigation for allegedly soliciting sex and explicit photos from minors
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (9v1sv)

Hmmm- I dont remember there being a " star" of that show. It's about a cheer squad from Navarro College- lots of college kids and a female adult coach. ?

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 06:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

340 Listening to Levin on line, getting a Biden commercial at every break.
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 06:52 PM (OjZpE)
........

I'm getting them everywhere. TV, radio, YouTube.
People are going to be so sick of that asshole if they aren't already.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

341 Oh and Kentucky Fried Movie,

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

---
A Fistful of Yen.

All-time classic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

342 The crazy on the other side of the divide needs to acknowledge their crazy and do something to fix it themselves. You can facilitate that,
but you can't fix it...
Keep yourself safe. Then make an offer of help, but don't let them continue the abuse. No matter what."

yeah, there's always a problem with hoping that Crazy will ever do something that isn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (Kpl3J)

343 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (9vQJW)

344 Twitter sucks. I know, I have the degree of M.O.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (SSJSf)

345 My pronouns are
Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler


Did you guys know that at a lot of Universities, there is an actual list of "acceptable" pronouns? You can't insist to be known as an attack helicopter or anything, it's not on the list.

Don't worry though, if some new strain of crazy comes out, and they're a leftist fellow traveler, it's super easy to get your previously unknown condition added to the list.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (YYlyE)

346 305 tcn : I'm in the same boat. My (aging) parents desperately want there to be a rapprochement between me and the [antifa] sibling in question. I expect this weekend or the next I'll just have to say, "you pushed, and you demanded an answer so... 'no'".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 06:48 PM (ykYG2)


Yeah, well, my parents (very aged) are the same way now, claiming that we abuse them by putting them "away, in prison" on a memory care ward in a very nice nursing home. When I demanded that Dad quit driving and hand me the keys, he told me he was taking me off his Christmas card list, and then told DH to "remove this hateful woman from my life."

So, I am respecting my parents' wishes. I have been removed. Now Mom calls every week (I let it roll to message) but can't remember why she called and then demands that I do something for her or for dad.

At what point do you just throw up your hands and walk away without feeling like God is gonna git ya?

The crazy sister in this story lives in Seattle. I'm content to fly over that city when I visit the Lower 48, thanks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (okGHj)

347 234 Who is ready for some uplifting content

https://tinyurl.com/yxl35euv

Nice angle! I love the victory doughnut at the end.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 06:36 PM

That was the best part of the video for me!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 06:56 PM (qe5CM)

348 I'm down to old movies and complaining about stuff
Posted by: DB- just DB.


Yeah, well, I've got some problems with you people.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 06:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

349 140 Yes, it was called Episode IV

Now, get off of my lawn....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


no it wasn't
Posted by: x at September 14, 2020

*
*

I distinctly remember being startled by the "Episode IV: A New Hope" label at the start of the film back in 1977. Of course I understood that Lucas was doing a riff on the old Saturday morning movie serials of his youth -- but it was unusual enough for me to remember it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelis at September 14, 2020 06:22 PM (rpbg1)



You are having a Mandela Effect moment. Several years back the original trilogy Special Editions released individually with a bonus disk on all of them, containing the original theatrical release without the edits. Including the original movie not having the "Episode IV A New Hope" added to the crawl. I think all subsequent releases did have it, but it was not the original run.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 06:56 PM (vMCab)

350 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 06:41 PM (q2K0j)

prayers up, Bander

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 06:56 PM (nUhF0)

351 CA had more than a few farmers of japanese descent prior to WWII.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (D2I2k)

Until the democrats put them all in camps. Democrats love to put people in camps.

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

352 I had the same thing happen when I was listening to Dana Loesch's show the other day.



Thinking that all those ad buys that Biden is doing really aren't all that well targeted. Oh well, wasted money for them.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (2BgZB)

---
Biden's people are just spending money wherever they can. They are pushing them into gun video on youtube, which is a great way to make people who hate you anyway hate you even more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)

353 Also, Gay Zorro wears fantastic outfits in different colors every scene. He's like the Elton John of Zorro's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM

Two fruits...one vegetable.....

Is an avocado a fruit?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (yfsej)

354 I bought my first shortwave radio when I was 17 because there was no fucking internet.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (pB6Gt)

355 Trump wants Pam Bondi to primary Lil Marco

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (O+AcM)

356 You're a transphobic and move on.
.......

I know you are but what am I?
neener.

Posted by: Coraline at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

357 269 Who is ready for some uplifting content
===================================
Note: the idiot w/the large flag coming into the camera is waving a palestinian* flag. They were doing the same thing in Ferguson MO.
What the actual fcuk does the fake nation of plaestine have to do with any of this contrived bullshit?
*I intentionally don't capitalize fake countries.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2020 06:43 PM (7Fj9P)

What about my country?

Posted by: Citizen of What at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (SSJSf)

358 Also, Gay Zorro wears fantastic outfits in different colors every scene. He's like the Elton John of Zorro's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM


Two fruits...one vegetable.....



Is an avocado a fruit?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Depends on where you stick it?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (dGKUu)

359 it was a joke over ya head bonny?

Posted by: vizzy at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (YGg5b)

360 LizLem..would you mind emailing me? It's just my nic at yahoo dot com.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

361 334 I was 17 in 1977 and was not interested in Star Wars. Smoky and the Bandit and Saturday Night Fever are the two I remember . Oh and Kentucky Fried Movie,
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM

I was 18 and a dreamboat guy took me to that movie shortly after I graduated from high school. That was a great summer!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (qe5CM)

362


My pronouns are Fuck and You.

Posted by: Stupping Jones at September 14, 2020 06:59 PM (d6DSt)

363
What about my country?

Posted by: Citizen of What at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (SSJSf)

---
Do they speak English there?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)

364 >>> I wonder ---What does he think Trump will do differently in a second term?
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 06:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

LASue, she is worried that a Trump reelection will encourage his followers to harrass her in the street and cause her or other trans people violence, since somehow he would condone that. (Nevermind BLM is harming trans and LGBT people in the streets and it's being caught on camera.) And she's worried about military protections for LGBT people being stripped. And worried about health care protections for LGBT people being rolled back in a second term of Trump.

Nothing I can say to refute this gets through. She is too focused on her pain and fear right now.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Rbfr/)

365 Is an avocado a fruit?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

say guacamole and I'll tell you

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (O+AcM)

366 Watched lots of YouTube videos yesterday, about every other had a Biden commercial

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (OjZpE)

367 Original Star Wars Crawl.

https://youtu.be/iXDnFYu91vY

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (vMCab)

368 Ordered blazing saddles
Amzn said we'll let you know in October

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 14, 2020 07:01 PM (WTjg3)

369 I was 18 and a dreamboat guy took me to that movie shortly after I graduated from high school. That was a great summer!
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (qe5CM)

i forgot what the picture was ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (O+AcM)

370 To match its sequel's crawl, the episode number "Episode IV" and subtitle "A NEW HOPE" were added for the film's theatrical re-release in April 1981. The original version, without the subtitle, was not released again until the 2006 limited edition DVDs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_opening_crawl

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (vMCab)

371 hello, fellow carbon blobs

Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (an7Mv)

372 Dammit Biden sock made me as senile as he is and forgot to take it off.

Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 07:07 PM (vMCab)

373 369- i forgot what the picture was ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM

Star Wars!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 07:08 PM (qe5CM)

374 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (hyuyC)

375 Per the ruling in PA. I seem to remember something in the Constitution about not depriving people of their liberty without due process of law, but that is probably because I'm and old man with a faulty memory.

Posted by: An Observation at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (FCsYG)

376 .

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AiZBA)

377 265 Don't check Ray Liotta out in In the Name of the King.

FIFY.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (YqED9)

378 I can't tolerate rude behavior.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 06:43 PM (pB6Gt)

Line from "Lonesome Dove" after a major a**-kicking.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 07:28 PM (dr0/9)

379
Keep yourself safe. Then make an offer of help, but don't let them continue the abuse. No matter what.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 06:46 PM (okGHj)

The untangling can be tough, especially if it requires a divorce. But you have to have limits.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 14, 2020 07:32 PM (dr0/9)

380 Gina went in a fought soneone who was literally a woman stuffed with so much testosterone she became a man, I don't think she'll be afraid of a fat guy in a dress on Twitter screaming at her.

I also love how those who call her ugly (isn't that anti-woman to attack someone of thier looks!) are the people who think the sexiest women have 99.9% in common with prepubescent boys (so they'll be strongly defended by Reason)

She may not be the best actress (haven't seen the Star Wars stuff but I've seen previous things she's been in) but she was always a class act in her MMA days, so she'll have my support in her fight against these psychopaths.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 14, 2020 07:35 PM (V8ydh)

381 274
We were so poor we had to save up and didn't see Star Wars until 1987.Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 06:44 PM (olhzY)


We were so poor we had to save up for a can to put our savings in.

Posted by: Jack Schitt at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (SnLSx)

382 I didn't think Gina Carano could make my dick any harder, but here we are.

Posted by: butch at September 14, 2020 09:16 PM (hXu8T)

383 The left quickly switch sides from being intolerant to minorities and blacks, to intolerance of whites and moral people. When the time comes to switch again, you know they will, as they do so love to manipulate people for personal and political empowerment using the spineless and wicked of the side they pander to. As long as there are fools, the wicked and socialists will be glad to use them. The Russians admitted to such many decades ago.

Posted by: ron n. at September 14, 2020 09:44 PM (om5HK)

384 No body bullies like ultra-sensitive leftist/socialist after they have mined that manipulation for all they can get out of it. Ultrasensitive to one side, and extremely insensitive to the other side. Yet they change sides in the blink of an eye when it suits (benefits) them. Politik ho's.

Posted by: ron n. at September 14, 2020 09:47 PM (om5HK)

385 My personal Pronouns are Marine/Rifleman/Veteran.Got a problem with that LOL

Posted by: obsidian at September 15, 2020 01:08 PM (7+yqP)

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