The Morning Rant

Blog note: Mrs. Muse and I will taking a short vacation. Well, about 10 days, anyway, if you call that short. We have planned a road trip to visit some relatives. This will be last post for awhile. I will not be around until the following week, like maybe Wednesday or Thursday. Unfortunately, I do not have any threads prepared in advance, so no chess or book threads (at least not from me) next weekend. I should be back by Friday, 9/25.

In the meantime, I didn't have time to come up with a decent rant due to trip prep, so I just ripped this from Noor bin Ladin's site, her letter to America. She has a better grasp of what America is, what it represents to the world, and what will happen if it gets a progressive make-over, then the entire Democratic Party, and probably some GOP members, too.

MY LETTER TO AMERICA

by Noor bin Ladin
America,
Two hundred and fourty-four years ago, the resolve, courage, and wisdom of your Founding Fathers forever changed the course of history. For the first time, with the ratification of your Declaration of Independence, mankind was offered an unmatched societal ideal and dignified way of life. Human beings were recognized for what we truly are by nature: all created free and equal, endowed with unalienable rights which do not derive from any government, but from our Creator. With your Constitution, your Founders sealed these God given rights, and protected them by instituting a limited form of self-government along with a robust justice system. This combination keeps the promise of freedom for future generations alive and allows for human injustices to be rectified.
This, America, is what makes your nation exceptional. It is why you have stood as a beacon of democracy and hope for all subjugated peoples over the past two centuries. During some of our darkest hours, we remember how you fought for those who couldn’t defend themselves from tyranny, at the cost of your own brave men. The world is forever in debt for your sacrifice, and we are grateful for the refuge you provide those who can flee persecution.
This, America, is your heritage and the reason we still look to you as our champion of liberty to this day. Those currently fighting for their freedoms across the world value the plight of your brave Founding Fathers who forever inked the model to which we can hold our governments accountable. From the peaceful Hong Kong protesters who proudly brandish the American flag in the streets, to the Iranian students who refused to walk over a painted version of it on the ground of a Tehran university, people who live under oppressive regimes know first hand that being free has no price. And they know that America is the ultimate shelter for the downtrodden.
Watching the gratuitous violence, streets burn, buildings and statues being defaced in America over these past months, I am heartbroken to see how an entire generation was successfully brainwashed into hating the very nation that has yielded the most freedom, justice and equality anywhere in the world.
I am also highly distressed by the blatant erosion at various levels of your most basic individual rights and freedoms as guaranteed by your Bill of Rights, from arbitrary censorship of speech to unlawful, politically motivated abuses of justice.
America, this is why I feel compelled to address you. Though I am an unlikely messenger at first glance, rest assured that the name that I carry is antithetical to the values I hold, and that my heart is in the right place: with you. The level of urgency coupled with the available platform granted by my circumstance bound me to speak up and warn you before it is too late.
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The question is, how did we get to this point? They want you to believe that this is a recent phenomenon. The truth is that the undoing of America has been decades in the making. The globalists, Deep State, swamp, whichever name you call them, have been hard at work to weaken America’s sovereignty and standing as world leader. Intent on erecting a new system of world governance where they would be in total control, they are seeking to undermine the fundamental principle of your country, “a government for the people by the people”, replacing it instead with a world order of international institutions ultimately puppeteered by a caste of technocrats, oligarchs and international bankers.
Though your Constitution stands firmly in their way, it never deterred them. Like a trojan horse, they infiltrated governmental and intelligence agencies, and all realms of society - education, media, entertainment, culture. At their disposal, tools of mass population influence: propaganda, fake news and censorship. By pushing their marxist-socialist progressive agenda for years, they set out to destroy your fundamental values and divide you. They negated God, dissolved the family unit and dissevered us from moral objectivity, effectively leaving a vacuum of degeneracy, cognitive dissonance and absurdity in its wake. Yuri Bezmenov tried to warn us. This social engineering operation took place as we were lulled into a sense of comfort and complacency due to modernity’s technological progress and liberalism’s appeal. In reality we were being driven further down a path of enslavement while they solidified their plans for a covert power grab.
However, they didn’t count on a great awakening of people tired of being crushed by their self-serving economic policies. Nor did they foresee that COVID-19 would highlight their system’s gross failings, from an over dependence on a global supply chain to corruption in major institutions like the World Health Organization. They didn’t anticipate that we would all rally online to share information and real news, bypassing their controlled mainstream media outlets. Above all, they never thought Hillary Clinton would lose.
Since President Trump’s victory, these nefarious forces have done everything in their power to stop him from reversing past administrations’ destructive policies. They have failed, hoax after hoax. Despite their relentless attacks on all fronts, President Trump has demonstrated he is the only leader who can save us from a bleak future. As evidenced by his first term, results of his America First policy speak for themselves.
Domestically, he removed handicapping regulations to American economic growth; rebuilt a depleted military; brought back manufacturing and revamped dying industries by renegotiating trade deals and cutting taxes; achieved energy independence; curbed immigration - all of which contributed to setting record unemployment rates. He also saved your tax payer dollars by withdrawing from corrupt international organizations and agreements. Remarkably, he tackled neglected issues such as human trafficking and unjust incarceration; defunded Planned Parenthood; took care of your disregarded veterans; lowered prescription drug prices. All these undertakings prove just how much he values the lives and wellbeing of ALL Americans.
By strengthening America from within, President Trump bolstered his plans when it comes to foreign policy, and thanks to his vision and tactical use of diplomatic avenues, has made the world a much safer place since taking office. To name a few achievements: he stood up to China, kept us out of new wars, made Europe comply with their NATO requirements, solidified ties with Israel, overturned the disastrous Iran deal, obliterated ISIS, took down other key terrorists, and facilitated a historic peace deal between Israel and the UAE. His administration has also made Christian persecution worldwide a top priority with the State Department instituting the Ministerial to Advance Religious Freedom, the first of its kind.

With President Trump at her helm, America stands a chance at restoring her principles, pride, independence and true place in the world as beacon of liberty and hope for all. This to me, is what “Make America Great Again” means. Looking back at your country’s foundation, and preserving what makes it truly GREAT. But also knowing that the best is yet to come.
All the above achievements will be torpedoed with a Biden/Harris presidency, and the dream of America’s enemies to see her weak and on her knees would be fulfilled. Make no mistake America, you are under attack. Supported by the fake news propaganda machine and violent marxists groups such as Antifa with their ISIS-type tactics, they have pushed their agenda through fearmongering, hypocrisy, lies and destruction onto you, the American people, and for one motive only: power. The escalation of the past four years is your preview of what to expect should we lose: an abject repudiation of our Judeo-Christian values and utter disregard for your individual rights. This insurrection if successful, would sign the unravelling of law and order and the end of your Republic as we know it. Tyranny would inevitably ensue.

America, you are at the very edge of the precipice. Please wake up! Take hold! Fight for your country, and be proud of your roots! Uphold your values. Stand for your flag and your anthem. Defend your history. Don’t relent in the face of those who seek to re-write it to serve their narrative and justify the destruction of your nation. You have much to cherish and protect for your sake, and ours.
We need you to stay the course, America. You are our last safeguard from an imminent civilisational collapse and if you lose, all humanity loses.
Be assured, we are with you in this decisive hour in your history. All of us freedom-seeking and loving people across the globe pray for you to succeed.
We are rooting for you and watching closely America, “for with |your] fate will the destiny of unborn Millions be involved.”

Your fellow patriot,
Noor Bin Ladin

A pdf version of this letter is available here.

A Poll Troll Sent Me This:

Meanwhile...

"President Trump has truly
broken these guys."

Thanks To The Wildfires, The View Outside My Window Is Pretty Badass:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's Who Dis: Prior to landing the role of James Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, the only acting experience George Lazenby had was doing some TV commercials. Dame Diana Rigg played Tracy Bond, James' only wife, in that film.

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Lamb Gyro with Tzatziki Sauce:

Gyro recipe here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:14 AM

Comments

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:15 AM (UWqZJ)

2 Hello monkey thread!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 11:15 AM (/IXBP)

3 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:15 AM (Do5/p)

4 Corgis called.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 11:15 AM (/IXBP)

5 coulda been a contender

Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at September 14, 2020 11:15 AM (vI+F1)

6 It begins, so it does.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 14, 2020 11:16 AM (Rk6Cp)

7 Who Dis Photo #2... I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:16 AM (Do5/p)

8 Chase Masterson and Big McLargeHuge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 11:16 AM (oVJmc)

9 Oh well.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 14, 2020 11:16 AM (NzOVz)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 11:16 AM (tjClK)

11 Any GOP billionaires stepping up?

Story after story of Dem billionaires donating to Biden.

Posted by: Ha at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM (NSFCQ)

12 Top 20 - woot!

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM (KopDd)

13 spot - on !

in other news, rural wisconsin lacks gyros places; haven't had one in years ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM (Oi/63)

14 Well hello to the Top Ten...

Posted by: Silent at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM (CrU4U)

15 Gyro does not rhyme with pyro, Philistines.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM (jbF6h)

16
That Chick & That Guy, starring in Wut?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (pNxlR)

17 Gyro is a hero?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (63Dwl)

18 Gyro is a Euro

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (jbF6h)

19 Purple Maine is in play, and Susan Collins is the state's canary in the coal mine. No recent polling, and the state has been trending more strongly Democrat in recent elections, but she is very definitely hanging in there. She and her carpet-bagger opponent just had their first debate. I will be interested to see how voters react.

https://tinyurl.com/y235qt7w

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (gtNWf)

20
14 Well hello to the Top Ten...
Posted by: Silent

... in base 14!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (pNxlR)

21 Was willowed so...

Has Christopher R Taylor checked in today?
He was complaining about being tired of all the smoke on Saturday - I'm a bit worried about him being close to one of the fires

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (EGSGm)

22 Who Dis Photo #2... I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:16 AM (Do5/p)

Right?! Oh wait, did you not mean pic #2 of the guy? Never mind.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (vXlpj)

23 Looks like Teri Hatcher but prob not

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (s4dNo)

24 Interesting link showing that the climate in CA, far from being drier now due to SUVs, is much wetter than it was in the medieval era. Apparently, the ox carts and burros in use back then had poor emissions control.

Amazingly, the link is from the NYT.

https://tinyurl.com/y6xv7bju

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (v16oJ)

25 Mmmmmm. Gyro.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (dGKUu)

26 I'd of been first but got hung up on photos 2-7.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)

27

No idea who she is but she has a lot of talent on display in some of those photos..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (Un9AW)

28 8 Chase Masterson and Big McLargeHuge.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 11:16 AM (oVJmc

Half credit. The guy is Slab McBeef.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (BsSty)

29 Don't know who she is, but those tits are scrumptious.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (tjClK)

30

Taco Bell is debuting its own custom wine, Jalapeno Noir, to pair with its Toasted Cheesy Chalupa. The tantalizing combination is only available for a limited time in Canada to celebrate the launch of the menu item.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (63Dwl)

31 who dis: One hot box... whew

Posted by: Silent at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (CrU4U)

32 Maine's a strange state, politically. Whole lot of rather conservative types who keep voting Dem, apparently blissfully unaware of what the Dem party has become.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (jbF6h)

33 On the view out your window, I guess that's CBS headquarters on the left. It's got their logo on top.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)

34 late so back to the content for me

Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (RusNE)

35 knew i had no shot at a first, so i'm not even going to call SPONGE!

but that's beautiful read. she did well. and good luck on the vacation, i'm sure we'll figure out a way to survive being abandoned...

and no idea who dis, but i have a sudden urge to go motorboating...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (8D42x)

36 Lamb Gyro with Tzatziki Sauce:

Mmmmmmmmmmm..........

*drool*

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (tjClK)

37 John Newton and. . .?
No clue

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

38 She seems to have aged quite a bit in the last photo, but...being an old codger, she's still pleasant to the failing eyes.

Posted by: Engineer at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (v689d)

39 No idea Who Dis might be, but she definitely should avoid the blonding. She looks just great with auburn or even darker hair.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (gtNWf)

40 Governors: We're not going back to normal until there is a viable vaccine.

Fauci: We're not going back to normal, even with a vaccine, likely not until end of 2021 at the earliest.

CEO of world's biggest producer, Serum Institute of India: A vaccine won't be available for everyone before the end of 2024

https://bit.ly/33ydABI

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (Do5/p)

41
Will miss GP for next two weeks.
Enjoy you vacation and travel safely.

No idea on who dis.
Are they all really the same woman?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (KopDd)

42 Photo 7 of Who Dis suggests the intervention of a plastic surgeon well-versed in silicone chemistry.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (v16oJ)

43 Funny OM using a Tom Hanks meme today

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (EGSGm)

44 "Gyro does not rhyme with pyro, Philistines."

Huh?

Posted by: A Gyrocologist at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (+y8uL)

45 Dabo girl and who knows

Posted by: DaveA at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (FhXTo)

46 The woman is Katherine Heigl. No idea who the dude is.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (axyOa)

47 17 Gyro is a hero?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (63Dwl)

I can easily see how gyro ('geeyro' with a hard g) could have morphed into 'hero'.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (BsSty)

48
... in other news, rural wisconsin lacks gyros places; haven't had one in years ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365

Not even at the EAA AirVenture Oshkosh fly-in?

https://www.eaa.org/en/airventure

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (pNxlR)

49 39

No idea Who Dis might be, but she definitely should avoid the blonding. She looks just great with auburn or even darker hair.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM

Seconded. Of course, I have always been a brunette man.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (Do5/p)

50 Pic #7 of Who Dis girl not the most flattering in the world.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (dfRN6)

51 I have no idea who either person is.

On that subject I just became aware of an actress named Betty Fields watching a John Wayne movie called Shepard of the Hills. 1941 movie in color. She looked like she would be hottie by today's standards without changing a thing.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (2BiKh)

52 Friendly reminder:

Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (tjClK)

53 No chess thread? But where will we get our women dressed up like hussies that no self respecting lady would ever let the men in her life see!

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (2fGCR)

54 No book thread? My so called life is over...

Have a great time off.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (y7DUB)

55 >>Gyro does not rhyme with pyro, Philistines.

Gyro rhymes with gif.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)

56 22

Right?! Oh wait, did you not mean pic #2 of the guy? Never mind.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM

Hah! Har Har.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (Do5/p)

57 46 The woman is Katherine Heigl. No idea who the dude is.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM (axyOa)

No. See #8 for the correct answer for the lady.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (BsSty)

58 Breastesses are proof God loves us.

Could have been two alien antenna tubes protruding from a woman's shoulders.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (s4dNo)

59 Oregon Muse,I hope you and Mrs Muse have a lovely trip!

But we will be bereft without the Sunday morning book thread!!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (EGSGm)

60 42
Photo 7 of Who Dis suggests the intervention of a plastic surgeon well-versed in silicone chemistry.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (v16oJ)
Yeah there was definitely some inflationary pressure applied from Pic 1 to Pic 7

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 11:23 AM (DJFLF)

61 Chase Masterson. Leeta from Deep Space Nine. Her assets were Seven of Nine level

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 11:23 AM (2fGCR)

62 54 No book thread? My so called life is over...

Have a great time off.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (y7DUB)

I think that if you're extra special nice to CBD and osculate his posterior, he might put something up on Sunday morning.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:23 AM (BsSty)

63 Haven't read the earlier comments, but I think the lady in question is Chase Masterson, SF actress and singer.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (Gs5TH)

64 Minor correction to the otherwise hilarious meme: Pelosi is actually 2nd "in line" for nuclear codes... Pence is first in line, Trump has them now.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (Yn6WC)

65 59 Oregon Muse,I hope you and Mrs Muse have a lovely trip!

But we will be bereft without the Sunday morning book thread!!!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (EGSGm)

Who's taking over for that week?

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (ONvIw)

66 For those who missed the announcement in the previous Thread, bluebell is cleaning her closets.

What does this mean for you?

Some gently used, surplus to her needs, and lovingly-cared-for New York Yankees paraphernalia may be available soon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (DMUuz)

67 But we will be bereft without the Sunday morning book thread!!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (EGSGm)
and no gorilla either

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (DJFLF)

68 It's very INTERESTING that Noor bin Ladin and Laura Loomer have NEVER been seen in the same room or place together.
Really REALLY makes you think.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (N6tQM)

69 The posted pic looks like a best photo ever of Neve Campbell.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (2BiKh)

70 Chase Masterson looks different in every picture. And by "different" I mean incredibly hawt.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (y7DUB)

71 Notice the size of her boobage grows as she ages in those pics.. well, I did at least!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (CjFDo)

72 15

Gyro does not rhyme with pyro, Philistines.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM

Rhymes with 'hero', correct?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (Do5/p)

73 Two weeks only, honest! Just flatten the curve!
I'll just put the head in! That pickup truck's paid for, and I won this buckle! I was only helping that sheep over the fence!

Posted by: banned, james banned at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (z5fNl)

74 Amazingly, the link is from the NYT.

https://tinyurl.com/y6xv7bju
Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 11:18 AM (v16oJ)

Look at the date on that article - July 19, 1994

that was 10 - 15 years before the order went out that all such information which did not advance the narrative was to be suppressed. I'm amazed that they haven't managed to scrub the archives, like Google has been doing with it's records.

you may think this is just snark, but it isn't. The warmists have put a huge amount of effort into erasing all data about the Medieval Warm Period, in which temperatures from about 900 - 1200 AD jumped even higher than they are today, then dropped sharply again in the Little Ice Age. Because that would imply that global temperature changes are caused by processes that we do not completely understand and which we have no power over. These people have the same attitude towards history that Stalin and Mao did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

75 The gyro recipe just says tzatziki sauce, it doensn't have a recipe for tzatziki sauce.

Is the stuff made out of magic? What's in it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (q2K0j)

76 65 59 Oregon Muse,I hope you and Mrs Muse have a lovely trip!

But we will be bereft without the Sunday morning book thread!!!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:22 AM (EGSGm)

Who's taking over for that week?
Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (ONvIw)

I don't know. See #62.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (BsSty)

77
No. See #8 for the correct answer for the lady.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

Well...daggum!
I had no idea.

Obviously.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (axyOa)

78 The posted pic looks like a best photo ever of Neve Campbell.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (2BiKh)

That's exactly what I thought.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (y7DUB)

79 For you Ettes that are fans of Chris Evans, apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager and now it is all over the web.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (KHAPN)

80 Chase Masterson, John Newton - Yesterday Was A Lie.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (/IXBP)

81
Some gently used, surplus to her needs, and lovingly-cared-for New York Yankees paraphernalia may be available soon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (DMUuz)

Got plenty of fire starter already, thanks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (pNxlR)

82 Have a great vacation with the Mrs. Oregon Muse, you deserve it. I'll miss your posts for the next week or so.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (a4EWo)

83 Ah, thanks

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (ONvIw)

84 G'morning, all.

I've just returned from a futile round trip to Muskogee. I had an appointment for a pre-op visit at 8:00 this morning for cataract surgery. At the time my local doctor scheduled it I told her to let the surgeon know I have COPD and cannot wear a mask. When I arrived at the surgeon's they refused to see me without a mask. No exceptions. I'm not a new patient there and my record reflects the COPD. Tough shit.

So my MoMe may go bye-bye. I would try to describe how angry I am but there are simply no words.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (XxJt1)

85 75 The gyro recipe just says tzatziki sauce, it doensn't have a recipe for tzatziki sauce.

Is the stuff made out of magic? What's in it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (q2K0j)

The recipe page links to a page for tzatziki, which is a yogurt-bases sauce.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (BsSty)

86 Have a fun, safe and fulfilling road trip, OM!

And with luck, you'll capture some Apeworthy pics along the way.

Might I assume also, that you'll be taking some notes as to what you see and experience along the way?

I'd like to think you'll be returning with an entire Gorilla's Worth of pics, thoughts and trenchant observations from the road.

Happy travels, no travails!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (QzJWU)

87 While I am glad for the vacay news, and hope you are rejuvenated and relaxed, I see no reason why that should stop you from working to satisfy the very reasonable needs of the horde!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (gtNWf)

88 So all this time Tina was singing "I need a gyro!"

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (EGSGm)

89 Muse is just getting out until the smoke clears.

Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (RusNE)

90 Wanger not wager. Damn auto correct.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (KHAPN)

91 Yeah there was definitely some inflationary pressure applied from Pic 1 to Pic 7

maybe not - this can happen with age to some women!

esp those who started out decently "gifted"

I was a D cup (and skinny) then hit like 25 and stayed skinny but cup size randomly diminished (even when breastfeeding!) - I could wear bralettes! it was heaven.

now at 29 no matter how thin I stay, I'm definitely a D cup and it's annoying tbh. I have two DD bras now which I hate to say are comfy. hard to find in a tiny people size like 32 (I just order them now)

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (j9HX3)

92 All your yogurt-bases are belong to us.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (xfb67)

93 Nev Campbell with DDD's.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (N6tQM)

94 I don't know what it is about the male celebrities "for the 'ettes" but maybe it's just an artifact of posed glamour shots or something - I usually think "meh". Maybe men need to move to communicate power. Maybe it doesn't matter what your faces look like.

Posted by: Synova at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (BD/yx)

95 OK, That is a different woman in each of those pictures!

Gyros are yummy!!!

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (gmo/4)

96 13

in other news, rural wisconsin lacks gyros places; haven't had one in years ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM

I have no way to compare, as the first time I tried a gyro was here, but Arby's gyros are pretty good.

I should sometime try some from the local Coney Island's or downtown in Greektown, because they are quite tasty.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (Do5/p)

97 80 Chase Masterson, John Newton - Yesterday Was A Lie.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (/IXBP)

You are correct, sir, and 300 quatloos for the trifecta.

Put your pencils down, boys, and girls, we have a winner.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (BsSty)

98 79 For you Ettes that are fans of Chris Evans, apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager and now it is all over the web.

really?!?!?!

lol how do you accidentally do that?!!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (j9HX3)

99 89 Muse is just getting out until the smoke clears.
Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (RusNE)

How are our other Oregon-os? Some seemed pretty close to the fires IIRC

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (ONvIw)

100 Takes a special kind of pussy to attack trees.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (pB6Gt)

101 >>> The posted pic looks like a best photo ever of Neve Campbell.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (2BiKh)

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Thank you! I knew that pic reminded me of someone, and could not think of it.

Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (69XrE)

102 OK, Chase Masterson and John Newton from "Yesterday was a Lie."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

103 For you Ettes that are fans of Chris Evans, apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager and now it is all over the web.
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (KHAPN)

But you are supposed to respect his privacy and not go look for it because he posted it by accident and then deleted it! That's what people on Twitter tell me, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:28 AM (Ez6QX)

104 The gyro recipe just says tzatziki sauce, it doensn't have a recipe for tzatziki sauce.

Is the stuff made out of magic? What's in it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Yogurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 11:28 AM (dGKUu)

105 the guy is cute I had not heard of him

but I like

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:28 AM (j9HX3)

106 Have no-eyed deer who either of Dem Dats be, but she's very attractive. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 11:28 AM (HaL55)

107
now at 29 no matter how thin I stay, I'm definitely a D cup and it's annoying tbh. I have two DD bras now which I hate to say are comfy. hard to find in a tiny people size like 32 (I just order them now)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (j9HX3)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 11:28 AM (tjClK)

108 Mmm Chase Masterson, the DS9 hottie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 11:28 AM (9Om/r)

109 85

The recipe page links to a page for tzatziki, which is a yogurt-bases sauce.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM

Yogurt bases?

That would make baseball a lot more funny to watch.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:29 AM (Do5/p)

110 94 I don't know what it is about the male celebrities "for the 'ettes" but maybe it's just an artifact of posed glamour shots or something - I usually think "meh". Maybe men need to move to communicate power. Maybe it doesn't matter what your faces look like.
Posted by: Synova at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (BD/yx)

I think what rings your bell is difficult to communicate in a photo.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:29 AM (BsSty)

111 Chase Masterson???
Dang. I don't remember those ahhh...well...ummm.
And all this time I thought the Cardassians were attacking the Station when all it was was her running from one side to the other upsetting the inertial dampeners.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 11:29 AM (axyOa)

112 I don't know what it is about the male celebrities "for the 'ettes" but maybe it's just an artifact of posed glamour shots or something - I usually think "meh". Maybe men need to move to communicate power. Maybe it doesn't matter what your faces look like.
Posted by: Synova at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (BD/yx)

The best pic OM posted for the 'ettes wasn't even a Who Dis, it was the pic of the Secret Service sniper. He was HOT.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)

113 No chess thread? But where will we get our women
dressed up like hussies that no self respecting lady would ever let the
men in her life see!

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 11:21 AM

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You're dead, you don't get to have an opinion. All you can do is vote.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 14, 2020 11:29 AM (JUOKG)

114 Who's taking over for that week?

Comrades, really! "OregonMuse" has been relocated to Hillary's Happy Camp and the ai bot is doing his job now!

Posted by: Emergency Authorities at September 14, 2020 11:29 AM (z5fNl)

115 Dabo!

Watch the wheel, not the girl.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2020 11:30 AM (PA57R)

116 112 The best pic OM posted for the 'ettes wasn't even a Who Dis, it was the pic of the Secret Service sniper. He was HOT.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)

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Demeaning a man with your female gaze when he just wants to walk around with a large weapon in public.

For shame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:30 AM (UWqZJ)

117 isn't gyro pronounced yee-row?

easy transition if your from Yewston (Houston).

Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2020 11:30 AM (RusNE)

118 So my MoMe may go bye-bye. I would try to describe how angry I am but there are simply no words.
Posted by: creeper

Especially since this mask bullshit is political, not science based. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 11:30 AM (dGKUu)

119 Chase Masterson sounds like a bank.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:30 AM (jbF6h)

120 Chris Evans:

A strange thing happened on Saturday: during an Instagram Live session, Chris Evans accidentally revealed the saved photos on the camera roll on his phone. I have no idea how quickly the session was taken down, but for several hours, the camera roll photos were appearing all over the internet. Included on the camera roll: a meme of Chris's face with "Guard That P-ssy," which he apparently saved for some reason. In addition to that, there was a photo of a dong. No one knows if it was Chris' member or not, but to that I ask: why would he have saved photos of someone else's lobstah roll?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

121
For you Ettes that are fans of Chris Evans, apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager and now it is all over the web.
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (KHAPN)

While taking a picture of ones wang may be charitably described as an accidental occurrence, having that picture posted on line is not. Jeez.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

122 How are our other Oregon-os? Some seemed pretty close to the fires IIRC
Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (ONvIw)
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I'm not near to any of the fires, but you wouldn't know it from all the smoke in the air.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM (Rk6Cp)

123 We used to go for lunch now and again at a Greek place near my office. It was run by a husband and wife who were always yelling at each other. They had a fantastick gyro platter.

Whenever I had it, I almost invariably dozed off at my desk in the afternoon.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM (dfRN6)

124 I was a D cup (and skinny) then hit like 25 and stayed skinny but cup size randomly diminished (even when breastfeeding!) - I could wear bralettes! it was heaven.

now at 29 no matter how thin I stay, I'm definitely a D cup and it's annoying tbh. I have two DD bras now which I hate to say are comfy. hard to find in a tiny people size like 32 (I just order them now)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (j9HX3)

32D and 32DD something about special ordering skimpies. Kindly continue.....

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM (N6tQM)

125 Thanks, rickb. And I'm sorry I said you were dead.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM (XxJt1)

126 I like the guys pic 2
Something about a guy in desert camo

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM (EGSGm)

127 Chase Masterson sounds like a bank.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:30 AM (jbF6h)

She's built like a steel vault.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (wPVhA)

128
The gyro recipe just says tzatziki sauce, it doensn't have a recipe for tzatziki sauce.

Squeeze out the juice of four tzatzikis into a bowl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (63Dwl)

129 what's funny is I saw a pic of Evans' saved images and I didn't click with the thought that is was his dong?!?!

it was a bunch of memes and other stuff I guess I thought ... I dunno

I guess I thought "he goes to reddit"

but ok! wow! that was his! it was large!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (j9HX3)

130 The media has already got their stories together about how Biden cleaned the floor with his debate with Trump. That should surprise no one.

Posted by: Case at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (rH0cI)

131 in Greek, "gyro" is pronounced "year-oh", very similar to euro. only some northern American cities give it a hard-g sound.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)

132
Thanks, rickb. And I'm sorry I said you were dead.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM

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Now rick's dead too?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (JUOKG)

133 The Alphabet Begins At D.

Posted by: banned at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (z5fNl)

134 Have fun with Mrs. Muse on your vacay, OM.

Don't bother your little mind one second over us morons pining away on Sunday morning...

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (DJFLF)

135 TZATZIKI SAUCE IS OTTERS!

Posted by: Charleton Heston at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (sWM8x)

136 Creeper so sorry that sux

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (EGSGm)

137 Maybe I need to get new glasses, but I honestly cannot even tell if it is the same chick in several of those photos. Seems like some kind of Voight-Kampff test to see if I am fully human or just a semi-sentient bipedal erection.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (H5knJ)

138 98 79 For you Ettes that are fans of Chris Evans, apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager and now it is all over the web.

really?!?!?!

lol how do you accidentally do that?!!?
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM (j9HX3)

I don't know, but about 10 years ago, ace posted some busty lesbian pr0n. It was up for about a half hour before he realized what he had done. It was hilarious.

Now that I've used pixy's blogging software, I have to ask the same question. How the *hell* did ace manage to post a bunch of pr0n photos by accident?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (BsSty)

139 Maybe men need to move to communicate power. Maybe it doesn't matter what your faces look like.
Posted by: Synova at September 14, 2020 11:27 AM

Certainly a cornerstone of my success.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (DMUuz)

140 Chris Evans is a handsome creep

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (EGSGm)

141 Chase Masterson has an effect on Bat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (63Dwl)

142 128
The gyro recipe just says tzatziki sauce, it doensn't have a recipe for tzatziki sauce.

Squeeze out the juice of four tzatzikis into a bowl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (63Dwl)

No, it's the milk of the tzatziki. A type of miniature goat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (xfb67)

143 Have a fabulous vacation, OM!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (bDqIh)

144 32D and 32DD something about special ordering skimpies. Kindly continue.....

seriously my mom had a reduction and now I see why

just sort of unwieldy and I'm pretty shy so...

I dress like that annoying Italian libtard actress... hmm.. Janeane Garofolo! leggings and oversized shirts

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (j9HX3)

145 My sister used to live in a part of eastern Michigan where there was a gyro joint on every other corner.

She says they say it either: "yee-row" or "yur-row."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (jbF6h)

146 While taking a picture of ones wang may be charitably described as an accidental occurrence, having that picture posted on line is not. Jeez.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

Million to one shot, Doc!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (wPVhA)

147 I have only ever sent wang pics upon request.
It was flattering and and a little insulting because they didn't want a pic of my face.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (KHAPN)

148
Now rick's dead too?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (JUOKG)
Wrong rick. I got to ranting when ibguy died and cited the loss of "rickb". rickl is hanging over his cloud laughing.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (XxJt1)

149 Have a nice vacay, OM. We'll miss you.

Be careful out there and keep on the lookout for Karens. They're everywhere. They don't feel pity or remorse. And they absolutely will not stop harassing you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (HaL55)

150 OM
Have a great vacation.
Get out of the smoke.
I hope you and yours have been safe from the, "Global Climate Change Fires".
Per Gaulieter Inslee.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (d9Irc)

151 Look at the date on that article - July 19, 1994

Thanks, I missed that completely. Still, it's interesting from an historical perspective. Highlights what's happened to the NYT in the interim.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (v16oJ)

152 osculate

Just looked it up...I like CBD, but, not me.

Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (X/Pw5)

153 Look you can't just discuss having to special order 32D and 32DD tiny underwear and not post tits and a timestamp. This has been a rule since dial up 28.8k

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (N6tQM)

154 That broad looks wack. Be careful

Posted by: Common Tater at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (IG9gl)

155 No one knows if it was Chris' member or not, but to that I ask: why would he have saved photos of someone else's lobstah roll?
Why indeed?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Pride Float at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (DJFLF)

156 126 I like the guys pic 2
Something about a guy in desert camo

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:31 AM (EGSGm)

I've noticed that many women get hot for a man in uniform.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (BsSty)

157 I was a D cup (and skinny) then hit like 25 and
stayed skinny but cup size randomly diminished (even when
breastfeeding!) - I could wear bralettes! it was heaven.

now at 29 no matter how thin I stay, I'm definitely a D cup and it's
annoying tbh. I have two DD bras now which I hate to say are comfy.
hard to find in a tiny people size like 32 (I just order them now)

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (j9HX3)

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threadwinner nominee

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (gtNWf)

158 How the *hell* did ace manage to post a bunch of pr0n photos by accident?

Honestly, given the frequency with which he breaks things, I'm not surprised at all.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 11:35 AM (/IXBP)

159 Female 'dis looks vaguely shy or awkward. She's probably naked in the next pic but I read that first photo as shyish.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 11:35 AM (lgiXo)

160 Have a great trip OM.
Be safe.

Meanwhile with no chess, no dress pron, no books and no pants, we will all prepare for the Rise of the Otters.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 11:35 AM (axyOa)

161 , apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager

He bet his dick? That's taking a flutter!

Posted by: banned at September 14, 2020 11:35 AM (z5fNl)

162 For extra flavor you should use some zest of the tzatziki.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 14, 2020 11:36 AM (a4EWo)

163 Have a ball, OM. I'll miss you.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 11:36 AM (XxJt1)

164 Safe travels, OM.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

165 158 How the *hell* did ace manage to post a bunch of pr0n photos by accident?

Honestly, given the frequency with which he breaks things, I'm not surprised at all.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 11:35 AM (/IXBP)
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"Well, I think the picture I want was named this, the name of this file that's in my folder of pictures. I'm not looking at any previews, but this has got to be it. Not even gonna check."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:36 AM (UWqZJ)

166 I hope you and yours have been safe from the, "Global Climate Change Fires".
Per Gaulieter Inslee.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 14, 2020 11:34 AM (d9Irc)

Hey Winston! Did he say that?! What a dick. Our AQI is currently 415, down from the high of 499 yesterday!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:36 AM (Ez6QX)

167 Don't bother your little mind one second over us morons pining away on Sunday morning...
Posted by: kallisto

Pining?
I expect riots and anarchy on the blog without OM's civilizing influence.
*rummages for colander*

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:37 AM (EGSGm)

168 How the *hell* did ace manage to post a bunch of pr0n photos by accident?

It's simple. You have multiple tabs open while composing a post. You cut and paste from the wrong one when creating a link in HTML in the post. You forget to test the links are correct in draft mode before posting. Voila: busty tribbing lesbians for the masses.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 11:37 AM (H5knJ)

169 I will send pics of my Wang to anybody who wants. I love to show it off.

8086, dual floppies, 640K.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 11:38 AM (oVJmc)

170 For you Ettes that are fans of Chris Evans, apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager and now it is all over the web.
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (KHAP

Yeah accidentally. Loophole on posting dick pics.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:38 AM (2BiKh)

171 Portland Antifa is still furiously claiming (without evidence) that almost all the fires in Oregon were not caused by arson. They are really worried about the results of arson investigations, apparently.

After all, why would anyone think that an organization that regularly sets fires at their riots, tries to burn down police stations, and chants and puts up graffiti saying to "burn it down" might try to burn down small towns filled with conservatives?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:38 AM (I2/tG)

172 You know what thought occurred to me? Most people are getting their information on Covid-19 and Black Lives Matter from the same media that thought "Sum Ting Wong" was the legit name of an Asian airline pilot.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2020 11:38 AM (OeBYn)

173 It wasn't ace, swearsies, it was a staffer!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 14, 2020 11:38 AM (FCQR/)

174 A few days ago the FNM line was that believing the fires was set was a crazy conspiracy theory and now a number of people have been arrested for setting them.

So have we moved on to believing those people were antifa/BLM is a crazy conspiracy theory yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 11:38 AM (qlFIA)

175

PENNSYLVANIA: Rioter gets shot in his testicles by a rubber bullet

twitter.com/i/status/1305377036974862336

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 11:39 AM (63Dwl)

176
Now Museum
Now you don't

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

177 74 - Tom Servo...

The thing that people don't understand is actually fairly understood. Its just completely inconvenient to the narrative. Which is to say the Sun, that giant solar furnace at the center of the solar system that keeps this planet warm enough to live on, has cycles just like everything else. When solar output is up, the planet gets warmer. When its down, the planet cools off.

Its not exactly rocket science. But we can't control the sun and that would leave us nothing to REEEEE about so we'll pretend that that has no effect whatsoever on our climate.

Posted by: FrozenTech at September 14, 2020 11:39 AM (LGM1R)

178 If he had a tiny schlong then I would believe it was an accident.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:39 AM (2BiKh)

179 144 32D and 32DD something about special ordering skimpies. Kindly continue.....

seriously my mom had a reduction and now I see why

just sort of unwieldy and I'm pretty shy so...

I dress like that annoying Italian libtard actress... hmm.. Janeane Garofolo! leggings and oversized shirts
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:33 AM (j9HX3)

Janeane was very sexy and pretty before she went mind virus, got tattoos everywhere and refused to take care of herself. You are blessed. I pray you keep yourself up
I understand the shyness though. I don't like the attention I get when I'm very cut and ripped so i cover up or let myself go from under 10% body fat to over 15%.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:39 AM (lSGj4)

180 I'm actually shocked that Fredo Cuomo hasn't "accidentally" posted a dick pic.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

181 173
It wasn't ace, swearsies, it was a staffer!

He was hacked!

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (v16oJ)

182 Well duh.
Mrs D took one look and recognized John Newton...from Hallmarks A Christmas something...something.

For the record, I've been forced to watch it several times.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (axyOa)

183 I'm just saying I have massive (black) dic pics saved just for trolling people via text

I think it's 50/50 that was actually Evans' wang

altho yeah it could have been his boyfriend's who knows?

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (j9HX3)

184 Dabo girl from DS9, don't know the dude, pretty sure he's not Rom.

Posted by: Methos at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (kOpft)

185 my theory about men who take pictures of the junk, same as for men who stand on the street and expose themselves at random:

Men's sexual cues are very visual, much more than women's. Even gay men are still very visual, it's hard wired. Men who combine extreme arrogance and self-love together with a complete lack of understanding of women, or of anybody for that matter, think that everyone else will find them just as sexually attractive as they find themselves, so they are eager to show themselves and pictures of themselves to everyone.

They don't have a clue, until they get slapped down, that Nobody Wants to See that Shit.

I'm sure Chris Cuomo has an entire archive of pictures of himself, naked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (Kpl3J)

186 Janeane was very sexy and pretty before she went mind virus, got tattoos everywhere and refused to take care of herself. You are blessed. I pray you keep yourself up

What's happened to her?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (lgiXo)

187 I'm actually shocked that Fredo Cuomo hasn't "accidentally" posted a dick pic.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

he's a walking dick pic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (9Om/r)

188
Anyone else notice that the Atlantic story about Trump smearing the troops and war dead disappeared faster than food at an all you can eat buffet after Michael Moore shows up. A complete lie is what passes for journalism these days.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (mpeBU)

189 Anyone heard from Tami since her followup test?

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (BDv0U)

190 91 Yeah there was definitely some inflationary pressure applied from Pic 1 to Pic 7

maybe not - this can happen with age to some women!

esp those who started out decently "gifted"

I was a D cup (and skinny) then hit like 25 and stayed skinny but cup size randomly diminished (even when breastfeeding!) - I could wear bralettes! it was heaven.

now at 29 no matter how thin I stay, I'm definitely a D cup and it's annoying tbh. I have two DD bras now which I hate to say are comfy. hard to find in a tiny people size like 32 (I just order them now)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (j9HX3)

==========

Pics please. . . . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (JNTt1)

191
PENNSYLVANIA: Rioter gets shot in his testicles by a rubber bullet

It's a testimonial to the shooter's aim that he hit something that small.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:42 AM (pNxlR)

192 161 , apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager

He bet his dick? That's taking a flutter!
Posted by: banned at September 14, 2020 11:35 AM (z5fNl)

I've heard of betting thumbs before - what a gambler!

Posted by: Mustang at September 14, 2020 11:42 AM (Izzlo)

193 think that everyone else will find them just as sexually attractive as they find themselves, so they are eager to show themselves and pictures of themselves to everyone.
------
Cf. Anthony Weiner

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 11:42 AM (Rk6Cp)

194 Knock off blaming ace for the busty lesbian pr0n. The b*tches set him up.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 14, 2020 11:42 AM (DMUuz)

195 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2020 11:42 AM (arJlL)

196 What's going on with Tami? I haven't been around the HQ in a few days.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (ptqGC)

197 PENNSYLVANIA: Rioter gets shot in his testicles by a rubber bullet

twitter.com/i/status/1305377036974862336

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 11:39 AM (63Dwl)

Coach said "always wear your cup."

Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (X/Pw5)

198 Evans is straight. He was dating Jessica Biel basically right out of highschool for a long time. He was probably trolling or it was an "accident" because COVID and riots lockdown and he is lonely.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (lSGj4)

199 Never bet your dick against a Sicilian with death on the line.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (FCQR/)

200 PENNSYLVANIA: Rioter gets shot in his testicles by a rubber bullet

His mommy probably noticed he went out without a rubber so she had one delivered.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (lgiXo)

201 Lancaster is surrounded by farm land and woods

I'm guessing local PD does a lot of hunting

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (EGSGm)

202 I'm actually shocked that Fredo Cuomo hasn't "accidentally" posted a dick pic.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

he's a walking dick pic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (9Om/r)

I'm betting he's not "well endowed," especially since he's already "accidentally" walked naked into his wife's live stream so everyone could see his ass.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (tjClK)

203 For you Ettes that are fans of Chris Evans, apparently he accidently posted a pic of his wager and now it is all over the web.
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:25 AM (KHAPN)

Things that did not bounce back to him after being thrown out there.

Things that did not hail hydra.

Things that are hammers deemed worthy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (LxTcq)

204 Funniest King of Queens episode is when Doug took a picture of his wang wearing a little top hat , with a disposable camera they put on each table at his cousin's wedding.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:44 AM (2BiKh)

205 Hi Jordan!
Yes, a couple of days ago. Now Brown and Newsome are using the same terms. Idiots.
They're also frantically denying any chance of arson for any of the fires.
Yet, they have caught several in the act.
Our own Commissioner of Public Lands said yesterday that all of the fires were, "Human caused".
I think she's an idiot but I'm sure she's looking for ways to avoid responsibility.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 14, 2020 11:44 AM (d9Irc)

206 Milankovitch Cycle? No, man. I ride a Honda!

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 11:44 AM (RuIsu)

207 Portland Antifa is still furiously claiming (without evidence) that almost all the fires in Oregon were not caused by arson. They are really worried about the results of arson investigations, apparently.

After all, why would anyone think that an organization that regularly sets fires at their riots, tries to burn down police stations, and chants and puts up graffiti saying to "burn it down" might try to burn down small towns filled with conservatives?

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Of course it's Climate Change.
And climate be smart!
It follows highways and, with the exception of a few dumber climate-creatures, stops at the Canadian border.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 11:44 AM (axyOa)

208
I will send pics of my Wang to anybody who wants. I love to show it off.

-Long Duk Dong

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 11:44 AM (gmo/4)

209 183 I'm just saying I have massive (black) dic pics saved just for trolling people via text

I think it's 50/50 that was actually Evans' wang

altho yeah it could have been his boyfriend's who knows?
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (j9HX3)

Single, you are I take it?

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:44 AM (lSGj4)

210 88
So all this time Tina was singing "I need a gyro!"

there's an arby's commercial in there somewhere.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 11:44 AM (sGtp+)

211 Noor Bin Ladin

I hereby nominate her as a Full AoS Moron, with all appurtenance privileges and a complementary laminated Cardboard Membership as described by the bylaws.

I personally will cover the two dollar Lamination Fee.

This chick gets it. What we are all about. America, that is.

Too bad many of our own homebrewed assholes don't.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 11:45 AM (Z4rgH)

212 Oh, those gyros...I'm absolutely starving now...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

213 So have we moved on to believing those people were antifa/BLM is a crazy conspiracy theory yet?

They've arrested a couple of people in Southern Oregon for starting fires - they were both classic insane, non-political, firebugs.

I think that the thing that worries Antifa is: 1) a lot of their supporters are nuts; and 2) burning down small conservative towns would be completely consistent with Antifa's other positions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:45 AM (I2/tG)

214 I actually know nothing about celebrities but is Chris Evans Captain America?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 11:45 AM (lgiXo)

215 183 I'm just saying I have massive (black) dic pics saved just for trolling people via text

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (j9HX3)

the things one finds out on this blog....

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)

216 PENNSYLVANIA: Rioter gets shot in his testicles by a rubber bullet

=====

It's a testimonial to the shooter's aim that he hit something that small.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:42 AM

As I told my 'kids' in that movie, "Aim small, miss small."

Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 14, 2020 11:46 AM (DMUuz)

217 Too bad many of our own homebrewed assholes don't.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 11:45 AM (Z4rgH)

Unfortunately for them, you don't know what you got 'till it's gone.

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 11:46 AM (gmo/4)

218 This chick gets it. What we are all about. America, that is.

Too bad many of our own homebrewed assholes don't.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 11:45 AM (Z4rgH)

Hey! HEY! I get what America's all about!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

219 201 Lancaster is surrounded by farm land and woods

it's also surrounded by Rte 30 getting all weird, so it's kind of "isolated" in a weird way (like Reading, which honestly we all appreciate).

I dunno. I know people who work at agencies in Lancaster, it's pretty. Barely a city really, not that much larger than West Chester. definitely had some bad parts tho but they're easy to avoid

unless you're a cop, unfortunately.

I don't like that BLM/Antifa was ready to roll in Lancaster City (so close to me). I think they're "warm" as far as the danger zone with their small city targets.

they go to Norris..., things could get very very bad, very quick. (I don't want to give them ideas!)

or reading altho ... I don't think the hispanics really "play" this game. Coates... or Norris.. would be bad tho.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:46 AM (j9HX3)

220 216
As I told my 'kids' in that movie, "Aim small, miss small."
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 14, 2020 11:46 AM (DMUuz)

=========

I remember the controversy over that bit.

"Kids shouldn't have guns!"

Ah, such innocent times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:46 AM (UWqZJ)

221
For the record, I've been forced to watch it several times.
Posted by: Diogenes

A heretofore not shown shot of Diogenes watching Hallmark Channel at the behest of his better half ...

www.cryptogon.com/
wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ludoviko.jpg

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:46 AM (pNxlR)

222 What's going on with Tami? I haven't been around the HQ in a few days.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (ptqGC)

She was called for a mammogram followup and was a little worried. I know they're fairly routine, as these things go, I just want to know how she got on.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 11:47 AM (BDv0U)

223 Turns out the fires don't stop at the Canadian border, but they are fewer and smaller after that point.
What a coincidence, right?

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:47 AM (KHAPN)

224 135 TZATZIKI SAUCE IS OTTERS!
Posted by: Charleton Heston at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (sWM8x)

Many memes.

Posted by: m at September 14, 2020 11:47 AM (qdo54)

225 there's an arby's commercial in there somewhere.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 11:44 AM (sGtp+)

Arby's gyros suck monkey balls. Without permission.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 11:47 AM (Z4rgH)

226 Obama didn't have dementia and he needed a teleprompter to talk to kindergarteners

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 11:48 AM (BDv0U)

227 I hereby nominate her as a Full AoS Moron, with all appurtenance privileges and a complementary laminated Cardboard Membership as described by the bylaws.

I personally will cover the two dollar Lamination Fee.

This chick gets it. What we are all about. America, that is.

Too bad many of our own homebrewed assholes don't.

Posted by: GnuBreed

Definitely a better neighbor than her uncle was...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at September 14, 2020 11:48 AM (OUMaO)

228 AoS - come for the OT threads almost immediately. Stay for the talk of dick pics.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 14, 2020 11:48 AM (hulRB)

229 Rise of the Planet of the Otters.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (Rk6Cp)

230 >>She was called for a mammogram followup and was a little worried. I know they're fairly routine, as these things go, I just want to know how she got on.

She reported back. The tits are calm.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (ZLI7S)

231 My toughest patient is over and she paid in full...now I have a few relatively easy patients, hope the mail comes, and then I am off to VA.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (tsZQ+)

232 Wow. I just found out David Duchovny is now a singer. And he is NOT good.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)

233 the things one finds out on this blog....

Tom it would be worth your while to be text-friends with me I'm just saying lol

I'm mad, bad, and dangerous to know!

lol I had this one amazing photo of a dude completely nude, massive cock - I sent it to another MILF friend of mine as a joke during a text convo ...

she accidentally sent it to one of the school administrators at a private catholic school.

who was a nun.

I NEARLY DIED! funniest night ever!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (j9HX3)

234 127
Chase Masterson sounds like a bank.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:30 AM (jbF6h)

She's built like a steel vault.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2020 11:32 AM (wPVhA)

Sounds like Bat's brother.

Posted by: Javems at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (ofIwF)

235 BTW, from Andy Ngo, with two huge fires raging south of Portland, Portland cops caught a crazy person with a Molotov cocktail starting a fire.

He was then immediately released from jail without posting bail.

Within twelve hours, he had set five more fires in roughly the same location when the cops caught him again.

Insane. Utterly insane.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (I2/tG)

236 Just consider yourself lucky you were set up by some bitches.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (pB6Gt)

237 She reported back. The tits are calm.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (ZLI7S)

Oh great, thanks Jack.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (BDv0U)

238 The 'who dis' gal;

Maria Bello?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (ZHDqf)

239 232 Wow. I just found out David Duchovny is now a singer. And he is NOT good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)

========

Jackie Chan bad or Russel Crowe bad?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (UWqZJ)

240 Noor Bin Ladin

I hereby nominate her as a Full AoS Moron, with all appurtenance privileges and a complementary laminated Cardboard Membership as described by the bylaws. ...
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 11:45 AM (Z4rgH)
+++++++++++
She does seem to be, and based on her family feud I suspect that she probably means it. There is a lot of animosity in that family...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (hYcqw)

241 She reported back. The tits are calm.

yay Tami! so happy to hear thanks Jack!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (j9HX3)

242 Chris Evans is Captain America

Yet he is Canadian

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (KHAPN)

243 Beware the Peaks of Otter....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaks_of_Otter

Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (X/Pw5)

244 I hope Tami's follow up turns out okay. I go in on Friday for my annual mammogram as well as a bone density scan. My mammogram last year was nerve wracking. They kept having to take more pictures and then ultrasounds. I was a wreck.

I'll send Tami an email.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

245 CBD, I owe you an apology for stomping on the thread subjects at 86. I'm sorry.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (XxJt1)

246 Not sure if it has been posted, but Andrew Gillum announced he is bisexual. To the surprise of no one.

Posted by: Tofer732 at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (fiBkQ)

247 Wow. I just found out David Duchovny is now a singer. And he is NOT good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)

I guess the elevator is still dropping like a rock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

248
I'll have two orders of Busty Lesbian Pron with Tzatziki Sauce. Sauce on the side, please!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (pNxlR)

249 They've arrested a couple of people in Southern Oregon for starting
fires - they were both classic insane, non-political, firebugs.

***

My understanding is they arrested 3 people - one antifa type that failed at starting a fire and then two other people tied to the big fires.

I couldn't find any political info on those latter two - has it been established somehow that they are just crazy pyros?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (qlFIA)

250 Chris Evans is Captain America

Yet he is Canadian
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (KHAP

And hates America. At least conservative as it should be America.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (2BiKh)

251 Twatter/FB/IG have madly been removing any comments that might suggest some of the fires might be started by antifa/blm, because wild conspiracy theories that can hurt you. An article at zerohedge begs to differ.

https://trends.gab.com/item/ 5f5ef5d3d4322adc314874b7

(remove space before numbers)

This is a brief headline on GAB trends, which in turn links to the zerohedge article. If you scroll down, one of the commenters on dissenter has re-posted some of the comments at ZH, giving dozens of links to archived articles of arsonist arrests made.

How long is the media going to keep shilling for their disgusting pets? This isn't just a handful of assholes, some are responsible for several fires, or large fires. If people are actually paying attention, I find it hard to believe the left coast isn't going to be up for grabs come 11/3.

FB/twatter/YT are obviously publishers at this point if putting any of these links up are removed and your account is suspended or given a strike. The media is always right, except when they name names and arrests of blm/antifas.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (8B6Ng)

252 The thing that people don't understand is actually fairly understood. Its just completely inconvenient to the narrative. Which is to say the Sun, that giant solar furnace at the center of the solar system that keeps this planet warm enough to live on, has cycles just like everything else. When solar output is up, the planet gets warmer. When its down, the planet cools off.

Its not exactly rocket science. But we can't control the sun and that would leave us nothing to REEEEE about so we'll pretend that that has no effect whatsoever on our climate.
Posted by: FrozenTech at September 14, 2020 11:39 AM (LGM1R)

I remember a famous remark from a while back, always good, "People don't realize how much energy it would take to change the climate of the entire Earth! Something that could do that would have to be massive, and it would be impossible for us to miss it - it would probably be Big, and Bright, and visible almost every day!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

253 It hurts me to read Noor Bin Ladin's words. Every syllable is true. Yet, close to half of America is too stupid to see it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (O+I8R)

254 242 Chris Evans is Captain America

Yet he is Canadian
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (KHAPN)

========

Also, he seems to hate everything about America except out money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (UWqZJ)

255 Somebody besides me has been sipping on the Irish Coffees this morning.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (lSGj4)

256 246 Not sure if it has been posted, but Andrew Gillum announced he is bisexual. To the surprise of no one.

No fecal matter.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (lgiXo)

257 Congratulations to all you ladies who have been able to secure medical care. It must be nice.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (XxJt1)

258 I think that the thing that worries Antifa is: 1) a lot of their
supporters are nuts; and 2) burning down small conservative towns would
be completely consistent with Antifa's other positions.
---

3) If small town conservatives understand that antifa is burning them out of their homes, they might stop buying into the notion that they can sit safe where they are and ignore antifa burning down the cities.

Posted by: Methos at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (kOpft)

259 Air quality really bad again. Back up over 500 today. For anyone that is in the area with the fires, or getting smoke from them, be sure and take vitamin D3 supplements! It's critical for your immune system and lung function. Now back up to read comments.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 14, 2020 11:53 AM (JKNZq)

260 Want to stop fires? Announce the police will shoot anyone with an incendiary device on site.

Certainly if they are peaceful protests no one will be carrying around molotov cocktails right?
0 Links

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 11:53 AM (qlFIA)

261 91 Yeah there was definitely some inflationary pressure applied from Pic 1 to Pic 7

maybe not - this can happen with age to some women!

esp those who started out decently "gifted"

I was a D cup (and skinny) then hit like 25 and stayed skinny but cup size randomly diminished (even when breastfeeding!) - I could wear bralettes! it was heaven.

now at 29 no matter how thin I stay, I'm definitely a D cup and it's annoying tbh. I have two DD bras now which I hate to say are comfy. hard to find in a tiny people size like 32 (I just order them now)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (j9HX3)

*******************

Plese ex cuse jerky typos as I an not used to typin with my left hand.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 14, 2020 11:53 AM (8hc5k)

262 Chris Evans is more dumb than a bag of hammers when it comes to politics.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:53 AM (KHAPN)

263 I think that the thing that worries Antifa is: 1) a lot of their
supporters are nuts; and 2) burning down small conservative towns would
be completely consistent with Antifa's other positions.
---

3) If small town conservatives understand that antifa is burning them out of their homes, they might stop buying into the notion that they can sit safe where they are and ignore antifa burning down the cities.
Posted by: Methos

They might start shooting on sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 11:53 AM (dGKUu)

264 OM, have a great vacation. We will miss you!

Posted by: Iris at September 14, 2020 11:53 AM (lSFe/)

265 I actually know nothing about celebrities but is Chris Evans Captain America?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 11:45 AM (lgiXo)

I get some small satisfaction thinking that his chest and balls break out in a rash every time he has to put on that Captain America costume.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (Z4rgH)

266 Wow. I just found out David Duchovny is now a singer. And he is NOT good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)

I liked the chick flick Return to Me.

Minnie Driver is the prettiest ugly woman ever.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (2BiKh)

267 Pretty fucked up when one of the most eloquent voices in defense of our Constitution , the Republic, Judeo-Christian(!) heritage and our president is a Bin Laden.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (HrMC1)

268 The posted pic looks like a best photo ever of Neve Campbell.

--

I saw the resemblance too initially. Every photo after that looked like a different woman though.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (O+I8R)

269 And hates America. At least conservative as it should be America.

***

Well, he's a Hydra agent....so it makes sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (qlFIA)

270 Jackie Chan bad or Russel Crowe bad?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (UWqZJ)

Russell Crowe, now that you mention it. Except worse.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)

271 I couldn't find any political info on those latter two - has it been established somehow that they are just crazy pyros?

I checked their arrest records- both with significant criminal histories for things like possession of meth, and I think one of them had been arrested perviously for setting a fire. No evidence of politics.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (I2/tG)

272
I don't like that BLM/Antifa was ready to roll in Lancaster City (so close to me). I think they're "warm" as far as the danger zone with their small city targets.

Me either, Black Orchid
I'm spooked

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (EGSGm)

273
Wow. I just found out David Duchovny is now a singer. And he is NOT good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)

To be fair, all of us are singers.

Most of us have the good sense and good manners to keep that talent under wraps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

274 Greek peasant women crush the tzatziki with their feet in the time honored traditional way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 11:55 AM (yQpMk)

275 271 I couldn't find any political info on those latter two - has it been established somehow that they are just crazy pyros?

I checked their arrest records- both with significant criminal histories for things like possession of meth, and I think one of them had been arrested perviously for setting a fire. No evidence of politics.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (I2/tG)

=========

"Trump supporters, then."
-ABC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:55 AM (UWqZJ)

276 Greek peasant women crush the tzatziki with their feet in the time honored traditional way.
___

Greek food it is!

Posted by: Some creepy guy with a foot fetish at September 14, 2020 11:55 AM (qlFIA)

277 >>He was then immediately released from jail without posting bail.

Within twelve hours, he had set five more fires in roughly the same location when the cops caught him again.

Insane. Utterly insane.
- - -

WTF, Oregon???
Is everyone in a government leadership position secretly antifa?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)

278 I have a gut feelin that Servo isn't interested in receiving BBC pics via text....

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (lSGj4)

279 I have a place for Gillum in my administration as soon as his rectum heals.

Did that require stitches?

Posted by: Biden at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (NSFCQ)

280 I checked their arrest records- both with significant criminal histories for things like possession of meth, and I think one of them had been arrested perviously for setting a fire. No evidence of politics.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (I2/tG)

That describes 80% of Antifa.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (2BiKh)

281 246 Not sure if it has been posted, but Andrew Gillum announced he is bisexual. To the surprise of no one.

So he's an Afro-Meth-Bi-American?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (ZHDqf)

282 I think that if you're extra special nice to CBD and osculate his posterior, he might put something up on Sunday morning.

He'd probably appreciate a plug for his sex lube too.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (ZGrMX)

283 I hope Tami's follow up turns out okay. I go in on Friday for my annual mammogram as well as a bone density scan. My mammogram last year was nerve wracking. They kept having to take more pictures and then ultrasounds. I was a wreck.

--

I went through the exact same thing last year, Jane. Same time you were. 3D pics, ultrasound, the works. I was absolutely terrified. And I've got to do it all again (yearly) in a couple weeks. I'm already getting upset.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (O+I8R)

284 It wasn't ace, swearsies, it was a staffer!

Low level. In Cincinnati.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (q2K0j)

285 How long is the media going to keep shilling for their disgusting pets? This isn't just a handful of assholes, some are responsible for several fires, or large fires. If people are actually paying attention, I find it hard to believe the left coast isn't going to be up for grabs come 11/3.

FB/twatter/YT are obviously publishers at this point if putting any of these links up are removed and your account is suspended or given a strike. The media is always right, except when they name names and arrests of blm/antifas.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 11:52 AM (8B6Ng)

We'd say that they've placed themselves in a fork, if this were the chess thread. If they keep covering up for the perps, then Oregon and Washington and California will keep burning, and who does that hurt? I feel kinda bad about it, but I'm not seeing any smoke where I live.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)

286 That incident in the hotel room not only damaged Gillum's political ambitions it rectum.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (lgiXo)

287 Bonhomme, what is best in life?

To crush your enemies testicles. See them writhing on the ground before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women screaming, "MEDIC!!".

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6nwye8k

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (YYlyE)

288 It's completely OK to throw America hating Canadian grifters in the water, too.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (RuIsu)

289 >>Chris Evans is more dumb than a bag of hammers when it comes to politics.

And a jerk

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (bDqIh)

290 Chris Evans is more dumb than a bag of hammers when it comes to politics.
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:53 AM (KHAPN)

He's nice to look at, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (Ez6QX)

291 My favorite news item of the day:

ZOMG! Drumpf is cancelling ads in IA, OH, and NV. That's just so bad cuz tv ads are the best. Especially in swing states like IA and OH. ZOMG Drumpf is doomed.

--Bloomberg

Also Bloomberg...Michael Bloomberg to spend 100M in FL on tv ads. That's the best! Drumpf is totally doomed.

Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (gAMkn)

292 They might start shooting on sight.

The townspeople in several towns outside of Portland in the fire zone have set up armed roadblocks to keep outsiders coming in, with the approval of the sheriff.

The Portland Left is screaming that the purpose of these roadblocks is to lynch black people or something.

They **really** don't like the idea of organized groups of armed conservatives.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (I2/tG)

293 Greek peasant women crush the tzatziki with their feet in the time honored traditional way.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Truth! I've seen them at the Daughters of Penelope dances many times doing that very thing!

n.b. - DO NOT play Canasta with them. They cheat. All of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 14, 2020 11:58 AM (Rvt88)

294 246 Not sure if it has been posted, but Andrew Gillum announced he is bisexual.
---
Bitch makin' a comeback.

Posted by: Marion Barry at September 14, 2020 11:58 AM (sWM8x)

295 'm actually shocked that Fredo Cuomo hasn't "accidentally" posted a dick pic.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

he's a walking dick pic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 11:41 AM (9Om/r)

I'm betting he's not "well endowed," especially since he's already "accidentally" walked naked into his wife's live stream so everyone could see his ass.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 11:43 AM (tjClK)

If he was hung, a dick pic would have already been leaked.

Besides, two things going against him --he's a loudmouth and he's a 'roid head, neither indicative of having a big one.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 11:58 AM (HrMC1)

296 Funny OM using a Tom Hanks meme today
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (EGSGm)

Why, what's going on with Hom Tanks? Someone catch him with his weener in a child?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 11:58 AM (hku12)

297 Oh, wow. Now my regular doctor doesn't want to provide me with a letter confirming my COPD.

*starting to shake*

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 11:58 AM (XxJt1)

298
WTF, Oregon???

Is everyone in a government leadership position secretly antifa?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)

It's not really a secret at this point.

Posted by: Methos at September 14, 2020 11:58 AM (kOpft)

299 291 My favorite news item of the day:

ZOMG! Drumpf is cancelling ads in IA, OH, and NV. That's just so bad cuz tv ads are the best. Especially in swing states like IA and OH. ZOMG Drumpf is doomed.

--Bloomberg

Also Bloomberg...Michael Bloomberg to spend 100M in FL on tv ads. That's the best! Drumpf is totally doomed.

Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (gAMkn)

==========

IA and OH are still considered swing states?

Nevada, sure, but the other two?

This strikes me as Trump knows he's winning them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:59 AM (UWqZJ)

300 then Oregon and Washington and California will keep burning, and who does that hurt?

Conservatives in Oregon, Washington, and California who live in the towns being burned.

It's not the big left-wing cities burning down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:59 AM (I2/tG)

301 To be fair, all of us are singers.

Most of us have the good sense and good manners to keep that talent under wraps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

I couldn't get arrested as a singer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 11:59 AM (9Om/r)

302 278 I have a gut feelin that Servo isn't interested in receiving BBC pics via text....
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (lSGj4)

LOL! And not just because I decided Grantchester sucks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

303 262 Chris Evans is more dumb than a bag of hammers when it comes to politics.
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 11:53 AM (KHAPN)

In fairness, women care about as much about his politics as men would care about Jessica Biel's politics.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 11:59 AM (lSGj4)

304 Have a great vacation with Mrs. Muse, OM!!
I'll miss the chess thread and the triweekly who-disses...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 14, 2020 12:00 PM (wtvvX)

305 296 Funny OM using a Tom Hanks meme today
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 11:20 AM (EGSGm)

Why, what's going on with Hom Tanks? Someone catch him with his weener in a child?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 11:58 AM (hku12)

==========

An allegation from a girl who said he paid her parents to have sex with her when she was 13. He then deleted 3 years of tweets from Twitter in an hour.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:00 PM (UWqZJ)

306 I liked the chick flick Return to Me.

Minnie Driver is the prettiest ugly woman ever.

That is a good movie, and she is excellent in it.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:00 PM (/IXBP)

307 I went through the exact same thing last year, Jane. Same time you were. 3D pics, ultrasound, the works. I was absolutely terrified. And I've got to do it all again (yearly) in a couple weeks. I'm already getting upset.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (O+I8R)

I had the same as well, with one major difference. I worked for the radiology group that did the mammogram, and knew all the doctors who would be doing the follow-up ultrasounds. That calmed my nervousness a LOT.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)

308 He was then immediately released from jail without posting bail.

Within twelve hours, he had set five more fires in roughly the same location when the cops caught him again.

Insane. Utterly insane.
- - -

WTF, Oregon???
Is everyone in a government leadership position secretly antifa?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)

Those would be the Soros financed prosecutors, no? Prosecutors have always been the weak links in our system.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 12:00 PM (y7DUB)

309 Do you still hear them Clarice, the tzatziki?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 12:00 PM (yQpMk)

310 Why, what's going on with Hom Tanks? Someone catch him with his weener in a child?

A woman on Twitter posted that he paid her parents to have sex with her when she was 13. Hanks then deleted about 3 years worth of his own Tweets.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 12:00 PM (ZGrMX)

311 Nooooooooooooood! Gollum is gay.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:01 PM (/IXBP)

312 Is everyone in a government leadership position secretly antifa?

Try to find a single elected official in Oregon willing to criticize Antifa.

They are endlessly willing to criticize right-wingers who are allegedly behind the riots, though.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 12:01 PM (I2/tG)

313 Andy Ngo posted a letter he received from a fellow journalist -- antifa-approved journalist -- wanting to know why he ~~DOXXES~~ posts pictures and details about antifa arrestees on twitter. You see, these scumbags don't like being publicly identified, and some are getting death threats, and get this, one even moved out of Portland.

Hard to believe Andy could be so unaware of the threats people get when identified online, eh? *sarc*

His response is perfect.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

314 We'd say that they've placed themselves in a fork, if this were the chess thread. If they keep covering up for the perps, then Oregon and Washington and California will keep burning, and who does that hurt? I feel kinda bad about it, but I'm not seeing any smoke where I live.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)

I did see a message from a friend in Idaho thanking us for the smoke, we can stop now.

It is sort of interesting - as posted zillions of times on twatter - that global warming stops right at the Canadian and Mexican borders.

At first I thought that the maps were only showing US fires, but that assumption was incorrect.

CA is boned regardless, but there still might be hope for OR and WA.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2020 12:01 PM (8B6Ng)

315 Now shrieking because the POW/MIA flag got moved to a dedicated memorial on the White House grounds?

Gyah, I hope these vile vermin fall into a vat of the venom they spew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:02 PM (SIo1x)

316 Conservatives in Oregon, Washington, and California who live in the towns being burned.

It's not the big left-wing cities burning down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:59 AM (I2/tG)

Back to something we discussed this weekend - if you could go back in time, and you could give advice to a Jew in 1936 Berlin, or a Christian Missionary in 1941 Nagasaki, what would you tell them?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

317 Jackie Chan bad or Russel Crowe bad?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 11:50 AM (UWqZJ)

Russell Crowe, now that you mention it. Except worse.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)

So Lee Marvin bad.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:02 PM (hku12)

318 As long as they ain't Brie Larson bad...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (SIo1x)

319 Nobody wants to see my, you know, you know, that thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (2BZBZ)

320 Gyro does not rhyme with pyro, Philistines.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM (jbF6h)

It does when it refers to gyroscopes.

How the hell is it pronounced, when referring to the sammich? Jeero or gear-oh? Or "donair"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (dKEG7)

321 >>A woman on Twitter posted that he paid her parents to have sex with her
when she was 13. Hanks then deleted about 3 years worth of his own
Tweets.

Why do you keep posting this? The woman in question posted it Twitter over two years ago.

Posted by: Tony Orlando at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (2M/TV)

322 "I was a D cup (and skinny) then hit like 25 and
stayed skinny but cup size randomly diminished (even when
breastfeeding!) - I could wear bralettes! it was heaven. Now at 29 no matter how thin I stay, I'm definitely a D cup and it's annoying tbh. I have two DD bras now which I hate to say are comfy. hard to find in a tiny people size like 32 (I just order them now)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 14, 2020 11:26 AM (j9HX3)"

Just horrible. Sounds like you could use some comforting.

Posted by: Zek at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (ZalkW)

323 I liked the chick flick Return to Me.

Minnie Driver is the prettiest ugly woman ever.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (2BiKh)
+++++++++++
Minnie Driver was at peak attractiveness in Grosse Pointe Blank.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)

324 BlackOrchid may have to ready those special pics she has saved.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (KHAPN)

325 Getting the down low on NOV voting here in NJ and trying to vote in person is gonna be a no go...your vote will be counted last probably. And not mailing mine. So the best alternative is to delivery it in hand to the County Registrar or use one of the designated drop boxs ( which I am also not crazy about ) FUCKIN LUNACY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (tsZQ+)

326 First time in over 46 years I will not be voting in person...what a fuckin shame

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (tsZQ+)

327 It'd be helpful if conservatives left the Pac West en masse. They could move to battleground states where they could do something other than catch fire and throw their votes away. But I get that people would prefer to live their lives otherwise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (H5knJ)

328 Euro, but with the faint rumor of a G.

G is almost pronounced, but not quite.

I've known cooks in the Midwest that pronounced it jy-roe. And tzatziki, they apparently thought was a martial art pronounced Thai-ziki. These are the same cooks who say "chipoltee", and if you correct them, they get mad at you. "Whatever, motherfucker!" You can go ahead and guess the ethnicity.

You don't want to be taken seriously as a chef, keep mispronouncing your products then, buffoon.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (j3jZX)

329 >>> Gyro does not rhyme with pyro, Philistines.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 11:17 AM

Rhymes with 'hero', correct?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 11:24 AM (Do5/p)

What about widening gyres and gyroscopes? Same root word right? I know it's just trying to be all greeky but I know a Greek dude and he said there's no gyros in Greece. So it's an American thing, why not use a local pronunciation?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (ie3TX)

330 I have been corrected.
Chris Evans is from Boston.
We can't blame Canada for this one.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (KHAPN)

331 With a widening gyro

The center cannot hold.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (j3jZX)

332 >>> You don't want to be taken seriously as a chef, keep mispronouncing your products then, buffoon.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (j3jZX)

Sounds like a chef version of the K&P substitute teacher skit. Probably just as funny.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (ie3TX)

333 Seems Ive been redirected to the Penthouse forum.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 14, 2020 12:13 PM (WQZ1O)

334 IA and OH are still considered swing states?

Nevada, sure, but the other two?

This strikes me as Trump knows he's winning them.
------------------------
Hey, give that man a prize!

NV is curious but I'm wondering if they a) they're giving up or b) the much, much smaller SEIU employee numbers mean the race is in the bag for Trump.

Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2020 12:13 PM (gAMkn)

335 make sure to take zappa and hoople with you, thanks

Posted by: mayate lips at September 14, 2020 12:14 PM (Re9MM)

336 243 Beware the Peaks of Otter....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaks_of_Otter
Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (X/Pw5)
---------------------------
Why, yes!

If you see someone with a POO sticker on their car, that's what it is!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 14, 2020 12:14 PM (M/9m0)

337 Hey, you might be going on vacation, but the gorilla there isn't going anywhere. I'll bet he still tells the zoo visitors his pithy observations of human life in your absence.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (SSJSf)

338 now at 29 no matter how thin I stay, I'm definitely a D cup and it's
annoying tbh. I have two DD bras now which I hate to say are comfy. hard
to find in a tiny people size like 32 (I just order them now)

The Ace of Spades is not a place for bragging, particularly in the form of a complaint. You know the rules, pictures or it never happened.

Posted by: An Observation at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (gxcpb)

339 246 Not sure if it has been posted, but Andrew Gillum announced he is bisexual.
Posted by: Tofer732 at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (fiBkQ)

Why, does he think we care? I thought the whole 'coming out is stunning and brave' thing petered out a few years ago.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (BsSty)

340 Sounds like a chef version of the K&P substitute teacher skit. Probably just as funny.
Posted by: banana Dream

Worked with another ex-con sous chef with a very thick, indelible South Chicago patois. He had his own pronunciation for everything, but we just rolled with it. It was a steak house, so a Delmonico, our of his mouf, was always Della Marco. Me and Chef eventually said screw it, and started calling it that.

He was a great guy though, and had a tough life. Full of joy.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (j3jZX)

341 AoSHQ: Come for the trenchant political commentary and snark, stay for the 'ettes comparing breast sizes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 12:21 PM (BsSty)

342 just finished my 2 for $6 geeeroo's...

Posted by: qmark at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (nGOuT)

343 How the hell is it pronounced, when referring to the sammich? Jeero or gear-oh? Or "donair"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (dKEG7)

Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (e8vAd)

344 I checked their arrest records- both with significant criminal histories for things like possession of meth, and I think one of them had been arrested perviously for setting a fire. No evidence of politics.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 11:54 AM (I2/tG)

Hang them anyway. With electrified piano wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (kiM4g)

345 The chick is either David Lee Roth or Vice Neal.

Posted by: Spud at September 14, 2020 12:52 PM (Q1ynY)

346
Have a great trip visiting Libraries in foony pants and chesst tournaments @ Jugs Polerama.

Posted by: Saf at September 14, 2020 01:19 PM (5IHGB)

347 Finally--we found a bin Ladin that Joe Biden WOULD be willing to go after.

If she can learn this stuff, even Democrats can.

Welcome, sister.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 14, 2020 01:23 PM (Ndje9)

348 Pretty sure picture 3 of John Newton isn't John Newton, it's Grant Show of Melrose Place fame.

Posted by: the other coyote at September 14, 2020 01:28 PM (d1P1b)

349 339 246 Not sure if it has been posted, but Andrew Gillum announced he is bisexual.
Posted by: Tofer732 at September 14, 2020 11:51 AM (fiBkQ)

Why, does he think we care? I thought the whole 'coming out is stunning and brave' thing petered out a few years ago.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (BsSty)

Well, now the people in FL can be viciously punished by any and all means necessary because of their obvious bigotry. Mr. Gillum should have won the election in 2018 100% to 0% for Mr. DeSantis.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 14, 2020 01:32 PM (SSJSf)

350 Is the actress Katee Sackhoff who was in the Battlestar Galactica re-boot?

Posted by: Pancake at September 14, 2020 01:32 PM (a7ahV)

351 Dabo!

Posted by: She Married a Ferengi at September 14, 2020 01:36 PM (+nWCH)

352 Did Noor bin Ladin sent that letter to the NY Times? CNN?

Posted by: Ms. Apple at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (+fjIe)

353 When your party hates America more than the bin Ladins ...

Posted by: FOAF at September 14, 2020 03:04 PM (kR7/w)

354 Hot Dabo girl from Deep Space Nine.

I never know who the dudes are.

Posted by: Chris W at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM (ENWT/)

355 Excellent post and have a wonderful vacation!

Posted by: Summer of Love at September 15, 2020 03:24 AM (FJrl0)

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