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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Heine Eifersucht.jpg

Eifersucht
Thomas Theodor Heine

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1
Disturbing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 09:30 AM (s2VJv)

2 Who licked the toad?

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

3 Yikes

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 09:32 AM (nFRLh)

4 rape and murder for a Wednesday, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 09:32 AM (UWqZJ)

5 Should of stuck with shrooms instead of toad licking

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 09:33 AM (ROLxQ)

6 Mostly peaceful.

Posted by: A at September 16, 2020 09:33 AM (cKe4e)

7 Nice early morning thread for the BLM Blog.

I'd be willing to hang something, but not this painting!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 09:33 AM (2C38g)

8 Eifersucht means jealousy.

So he's just murdered his rival but she's still willing to kiss him but he's stabbing her too.

The frog is just weird.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 09:33 AM (wzVKm)

9 Mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2020 09:34 AM (88+cf)

10 I appreciate art, but I'm not hanging this in our living room.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 16, 2020 09:34 AM (9IdCK)

11 "Whisper sweet nothings into my ear..."

"Uh, ok... frog just killed a dude right next to us..."

"Oh, how romantic!"

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at September 16, 2020 09:34 AM (ayozL)

12 Okay now this is just plain weird.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:34 AM (Rvt88)

13 10 I appreciate art, but I'm not hanging this in our living room.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 16, 2020 09:34 AM (9IdCK)

=========

It's definitely bedroom art.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 09:34 AM (UWqZJ)

14 The frog is just weird.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 09:33 AM (wzVKm)


I was thinking toads myself, but still weird.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 16, 2020 09:35 AM (2C38g)

15 This is some of that 'degenerate art' Dolph got so upset about.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

16 PEPE!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:35 AM (V2Yro)

17
Germans. It figures.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2020 09:35 AM (mht8P)

18 Aaaaallrighty, then.

To quote South Park, "WTF is wrong with German people?!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2020 09:35 AM (ejd/p)

19 I thought you were supposed to lick the frog? Or does that explain this painting?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 09:35 AM (dNzKv)

20 And look where the woman's right hand is. His pantaloons will not be in place long.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:35 AM (Rvt88)

21 The ultimate Horde painting

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:35 AM (lRJtF)

22 Sweet Fancy Moses!

I hope this nutter was locked up and painted this in art therapy.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2020 09:36 AM (Ehf+P)

23 Well that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 09:36 AM (hYcqw)

24 And that Little Girl is Me!!! -- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:36 AM (V2Yro)

25 I think I speak for everyone when I say

W.T.F

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (s4dNo)

26 Seems cartoonish

Posted by: grammie winger at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (4EyHE)

27 Grim.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (jbF6h)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

29 Contributing to the rape culture.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

30

I like the blood spurting out of her neck in an arc - ssssssssssss - in slow motion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (s2VJv)

31 Deb is clearly the more talented Heine

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (dNzKv)

32 WTF?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (JUOKG)

33 Is that a lit fuse coming out of the guy's back...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (TB7HE)

34 Is this supposed to be Peter Kurten, the "Werewolf of Dusseldorf," at work? And what is the giant frog or toad doing in the painting? (Aside from sampling the blood from the murdered guy, that is)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (Ejm1K)

35 Backstory: "The painting is good, but it needs a frog. People love frogs. And a dead guy."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (wPVhA)

36 Eifersucht = jealousy

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (lRJtF)

37 Is this a political commentary on the Pepe meme?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (s4dNo)

38 I like the blood spurting out of her neck in an arc - ssssssssssss - in slow motion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM


That is some pretty geometric arterial spray going on there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (ejd/p)

39 33 Is that a lit fuse coming out of the guy's back...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 09:37 AM (TB7HE)


See me at 30

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (s2VJv)

40 Frog hops on to the scene, looks around, backs away very, very slowly.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (Rvt88)

41 A view inside Biden's brain?


(Would not hang.)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (3D/fK)

42 Well who was painting with shrooms?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (np1pY)

43 Has more of a Tuesday vibe, really....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (6FeV1)

44 Oh, it's a blood spurt, not a fuse. I get those confused all the damned time, probably why I washed out of EOD.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (TB7HE)

45 Oh I just saw the spray of blood coming out of her throat. As Luigi the serial killer would say, Thassa Nice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (V2Yro)

46 Yeah, she's reaching for his junk. No need to keep that knife at her throat. She's willin'.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (jbF6h)

47 I didn't think it could be done, but this sure as hell does NOT beat a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 09:39 AM (o2MD2)

48 Eifersucht means jealousy.

So he's just murdered his rival but she's still willing to kiss him but he's stabbing her too.

The frog is just weird.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020


*
*

Ah. Okay, not a serial killer painting.

Agree about the toad or frog.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:39 AM (Ejm1K)

49 not buying it. Germans got all sporty yet the frog is alive?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 16, 2020 09:39 AM (6Pqz7)

50 Not exactly the Frieden Frosch that you typically see on German stuff.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 16, 2020 09:39 AM (KFnWd)

51 45 Oh I just saw the spray of blood coming out of her throat. As Luigi the serial killer would say, Thassa Nice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM (V2Yro)


Zombie Abe Relis sighing wistfully...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 09:39 AM (s2VJv)

52 I think it Eifersuchts too

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 09:39 AM (1Dmt5)

53 Oh, it's a blood spurt, not a fuse. I get those confused all the damned time, probably why I washed out of EOD.


Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM

---

One the whole, I would say that's a good thing.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (JUOKG)

54
Jeez the frog is the size of a labrador.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (s2VJv)

55 That is one big-ass frog. He's the size of a small dog.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (Ejm1K)

56 This seems fitting......

https://youtu.be/S4Ah2dxTcWw

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

57 So does anyone have a fix for the RSS stream sending out minx.cc links? I can change the minx.cc url to acecomments.mu.nu on desktop, but it's a real pain on mobile.

Posted by: not the right one at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (fZZJj)

58 der Todesfall

Posted by: Downcast at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (SXQu3)

59
There frog's going to bite her heine!!!







Yeah, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (dWwl8)

60 You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your handsome prince.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (+YYKs)

61 Frog hops on to the scene, looks around, backs away very, very slowly.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:38 AM


Looks like it's licking up the blood first. To further quote Jules Winfield, "this is some fcuked up, repugnant shit!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (ejd/p)

62 Top kek

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (6FeV1)

63 She snuffed her now ex, finalizing the divorce. Next dude inconsolably horny.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2020 09:41 AM (RuIsu)

64

The Eifersucht Sanction, starring Stabby von Ostholtz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2020 09:41 AM (s2VJv)

65 I don't get the toad

but this painting is....

ribbiting

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:41 AM (s4dNo)

66 Why is the toad licking up spilled blood?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:41 AM (np1pY)

67 Maybe the toad symbolizes jealousy

Where's Kris to explicate?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:41 AM (lRJtF)

68 This painting represents a situation one should avoid.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:41 AM (TdMsT)

69 Winning over the ladies, the pantifa way.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

70 What was he thinking?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 16, 2020 09:42 AM (4EyHE)

71 Why is the toad licking up spilled blood?

Because it doesn't have a roll of paper towels, duh.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 16, 2020 09:42 AM (KFnWd)

72 Is this OJ just before he takes Nicole's head off?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Tod means death in German.

I win.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020 09:42 AM (jbF6h)

74 I don't get the toad

but this painting is....

ribbiting
=======
*shocked face*

Posted by: kermit T. frog at September 16, 2020 09:42 AM (jyI5A)

75 I always wondered who Gomez dated before Morticia.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (oVJmc)

76 The guy is like the hero in Little Shop of Horrors, except he is feeding his seriously demanding man eating toad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (o2MD2)

77 The Eifersucht Sanction, starry Stabby von Ostholtz.

With Willie Makeit and Heidi Dew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (np1pY)

78 Da fuq is this?!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (cF8AT)

79 His brain is squirming like a toad.

Posted by: Jim Morrison at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (l3+k2)

80 i keeel u

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)

81 This painting represents a situation one should avoid.
Posted by: Ladyl

Walking into the woods with two guys is never a good choice.

Even Bambi's mother knew it: Exits woods rubbing her behind saying: "That's that last time I do THAT for two bucks!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (Rvt88)

82 Reminds me of my first kiss. Damn murder toads ruin everything.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (ftFVW)

83 I don't get this Pepe meme at all

Posted by: weew at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (+m+uH)

84 Anybody see the sniper?

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (dQF3z)

85 I don't know German, but I know the word from Schubert's "Death and the Maiden" (Der Tod und das Madchen.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (jbF6h)

86 On the whole
Still a better painting than Ottoman Guy

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (lRJtF)

87 Tot = death

aka tottenkopf

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (np1pY)

88 Moral of the story is, don't lick toads kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (s4dNo)

89 Ya, no. Not exactly an uplifting painting and not well executed. Murdered yes, not executed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (zBlHQ)

90
I see your Heine.

And raise you 2 toads.

Posted by: stumck at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (w9Wax)

91 This is why one needs to pack heat,

Posted by: Regular Dave, no relation to Weird Dave at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (QMwOT)

92 This is a painting about the Son of Sam killings, but Heine misheard 'neighbor's dog' as 'frog.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

93 Herr Knife Man is about to be either pleasantly or unpleasantly surprised by the lady's right hand.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2020 09:45 AM (AMIL/)

94 hey Big 10 Football is back on

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 09:45 AM (1Dmt5)

95 A Throuple licking psychedelic toads in the woods is one hell of a party!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

96 Well, it's not a Bob Ross painting.

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (88xKn)

97 94 hey Big 10 Football is back on
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 09:45 AM (1Dmt5


And with that, Trump just won Ohio and Michigan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (s4dNo)

98 when you catch your woman jumping in the sack with a toad

it's time to croak her

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (O+AcM)

99 This has a fairytale vibe to it, so of course I approve.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (+YYKs)

100 Or do I need to wake up some more...

This was not the kind of painting I was expecting

Nobody expects the Art Inquisition

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (np1pY)

101 I've had dates like this. Fucking toad.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (Rx19P)

102 "Envy". Here's a painting that never needed painting.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (z36Kd)

103 hey Big 10 Football is back on
=======
Well you get thrown into a barrel full of blood licking toads. That was pre 100 posts.

Posted by: kermit T. frog at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (TOHS2)

104 I'm just imagining CBD finding this painting and going "a-HA! Perrrfect!!!!"

Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (lRJtF)

105 A Throuple licking psychedelic toads in the woods is one hell of a party!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Don't ignore the fact that the toad gets something out if it too!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (Rvt88)

106 Tot = death


tot = dead

der Tod = death

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (wzVKm)

107 Crap. Would burn not hang.
Artist is a mental case.

Posted by: Insane Dave, no relation to Weird Dave at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM (QMwOT)

108 So does anyone have a fix for the RSS stream sending
out minx.cc links? I can change the minx.cc url to acecomments.mu.nu on
desktop, but it's a real pain on mobile.

Posted by: not the right one at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (fZZJj)

That is a flaw in Pixy's latest fix...the one he concocted when the blog was down for hours a few months ago.

He is aware of it, but so far...uh...#twoweeks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM (xT2tT)

109 Dudley Do-right, out of uniform, saves Nell, from some rando?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM (WR6xq)

110 she's gonna have warts on her peepee now

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM (O+AcM)

111 Danke Herr Bandersnatch

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM (np1pY)

112 Maybe the toad symbolizes the " green eyed monster" driving him to his crime.I dunno, I got nuffin else

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM (HwiWi)

113 There's a killer on the road,

His brain is squirmin' like a toad...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM (wtvvX)

114 Artist is a mental case.



Posted by: Insane Dave, no relation to Weird Dave at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM

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With some sort of blood licking toad issues.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (JUOKG)

115 I am pleased to report that there IS a code for that:

The dude on the ground:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S15.022A
Major laceration of left carotid artery, initial encounter


The woman:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S15.022D
Major laceration of left carotid artery, subsequent encounter

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)

116 Uh Red Riding Hood, you couldn't figure out a wolf was cross-dressing as your granny...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (np1pY)

117 94 hey Big 10 Football is back on
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 09:45 AM (1Dmt5)


I've been a lifelong Buckeyes fan, but it might just be too late for me.

I've moved on.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (TdMsT)

118 Well I dig a little dog aboud anower ago.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (jbF6h)

119 hey Big 10 Football is back on
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 09:45 AM (1Dmt5


And with that, Trump just won Ohio and Michigan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (s4dNo)
************
Only time will tell if people are smart enough to connect the dots... thank you President Trump!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (+YYKs)

120 wut

Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (xRJkg)

121 He killed Paolo??

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (l3+k2)

122 Tot = death


Hey, Napoleon, give me some of your DEATH!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (oVJmc)

123 So he's blaming her for the herpes when all along he got warts from the toad?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (s4dNo)

124 I'm going to still support PSU I can't quit college ball!

plus I'm proud of the kids for fighting back against ... well basically everyone!

YES! BIG TEN IS BACK BABY!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (j9HX3)

125 84 Anybody see the sniper?
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (dQF3z)

No need.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (xRJkg)

126 Todd!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYQTyQA38YA

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (3D/fK)

127
Walking into the woods with two guys is never a good choice.

Even Bambi's mother knew it: Exits woods rubbing her behind saying: "That's that last time I do THAT for two bucks!"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2020 09:43 AM (Rvt8


Ewww!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (TdMsT)

128 But what about the myocarditis? They're all gonna die from the myocarditis! Reeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Buzzion at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (G2zl5)

129 "Green eyed monster"

Well absinthe does not make the heart grow fonder...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (np1pY)

130
der Tod = death
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 09:46 AM (wzVKm)


Fucking TOD......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

131 117 94 hey Big 10 Football is back on
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 09:45 AM (1Dmt5)


I've been a lifelong Buckeyes fan, but it might just be too late for me.

I've moved on.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (TdMsT)


The Buckeyes wanted to play. This was Whitmer and the coming, I heard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM (s4dNo)

132 Oh, and this one as well"

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code T63.82
Toxic effect of contact with venomous toad

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM (Fc5rx)

133 Only time will tell if people are smart enough to connect the dots... thank you President Trump!


everyone on social media from big ten schools - normies all - are loudly praising the President.

without his support this would NEVER have happened!

and it's not too late for the PAC12!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM (j9HX3)

134 There is one painting where a frog seems to symbolize prostitution, but that was a mid-19th century French work. I don't know if the symbolism carried over to Germany. I do think the title does a good job explaining the rest of the work tho. This reminds me of the story of Paolo and Francesca from the Inferno.

Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

135 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S15.022D
Major laceration of left carotid artery, subsequent encounter
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
+++++++++++++
Why do I suspect that one doesn't get used much?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM (hYcqw)

136 He killed Paolo??
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM


Reports of the Paolo's death have been, how you say, greatly exaggerated.

Reports of the Paolo's other attributes, not so much exaggerated.

Posted by: Paolo at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (ejd/p)

137 Tod means death in German.

I win.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020


*
*

German puns now.

Ach.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Ejm1K)

138 I'm going to still support PSU I can't quit college ball!

plus I'm proud of the kids for fighting back against ... well basically everyone!

YES! BIG TEN IS BACK BABY!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (j9HX3)


They're going to kneel and have all kinds of blm shit on their uni's.

You have fun with that.

As much as I hate it, i'm already out on college sports too.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

139 The Buckeyes wanted to play. This was Whitmer and the coming, I heard.


it was a political move by the asshole tyrant Governors speaking and pushing the college presidents directly.

don't blame the ADs or the schools! except their asshat presidents I guess

but really Wolf and Whitmer etc did this.they are EVIL.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (j9HX3)

140 This painting represents the effects of Trump on the Middle East.

The frog represents the vital and beautiful Arab LGBTQ+% community.

Posted by: Crackpot Professor at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (oVJmc)

141 8 Eifersucht means jealousy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 09:33 AM (wzVKm)

Taking an ei for an ei, it would seem.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (xRJkg)

142 Toad Rundgren "Ribbet, It's Me"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020 09:52 AM (jbF6h)

143 Umm. . .OK.

That giant frog really creeps me out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 09:52 AM (2JVJo)

144 108 So does anyone have a fix for the RSS stream sending
out minx.cc links? I can change the minx.cc url to acecomments.mu.nu on
desktop, but it's a real pain on mobile.

Posted by: not the right one at September 16, 2020 09:40 AM (fZZJj)

That is a flaw in Pixy's latest fix...the one he concocted when the blog was down for hours a few months ago.

He is aware of it, but so far...uh...#twoweeks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 09:47 AM (xT2tT)

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Smart quotes! #twoweeks from two years ago!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 09:52 AM (UWqZJ)

145 big five two on Rasmussen

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 09:52 AM (O+AcM)

146 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code T63.82
Toxic effect of contact with venomous toad
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM


Why do I suspect that that one gets used a lot more than we would think?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2020 09:52 AM (ejd/p)

147
As much as I hate it, i'm already out on college sports too.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)


I'm with you, Sponge.

If I want to be infuriated and insulted, I can turn on CNN at any time.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM (TdMsT)

148 dafuq

Seriously, dafuq

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM (OUMaO)

149 Jealous and stabby is no way to go through life son.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

150 Dudley Do-right, out of uniform, saves Nell, from some rando?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2020


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If that's Dudley leaking blood all over the grass, I think we have to say he tried to save Nell, and didn't succeed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM (Ejm1K)

151 145 big five two on Rasmussen

I'll add my customary 3-4% Shy Trump percentage and...nice!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM (jbF6h)

152
If I want to be infuriated and insulted, I can turn on CNN at any time.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM (TdMsT)


{{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

153 138

They're going to kneel and have all kinds of blm shit on their uni's.

You have fun with that.

As much as I hate it, i'm already out on college sports too.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

I bet you are right. Progressivism ruins everything. That's all I need know about the Left.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (bCLt0)

154 YES! BIG TEN IS BACK BABY!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 16, 2020 09:49 AM (j9HX3)

They're going to kneel and have all kinds of blm shit on their uni's.

You have fun with that.

As much as I hate it, i'm already out on college sports too.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Fuck all that SJW shit.

Posted by: LOL at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (Q3ZwH)

155 This painting, it speaks to me.

Posted by: German Cannibal at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (oVJmc)

156 {{{Sponge}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (TdMsT)

157 46 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code T63.82
Toxic effect of contact with venomous toad
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM

Why do I suspect that that one gets used a lot more than we would think?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2020 09:52 AM (ejd/p)

Come on. Jerry Nadler can't have *that* many staffers...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (6FeV1)

158 145 big five two on Rasmussen
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If it goes to 53 its over.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (Rx19P)

159 Antifa: The Early Years

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (Bk0np)

160 6 Mostly peaceful.
Posted by: A at September 16, 2020 09:33 AM (cKe4e)

9 Mostly peaceful.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2020 09:34 AM (88+cf)

Horde!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (xRJkg)

161 Eifer suchterface.

Nom nom nom...

Posted by: red speck at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (gS3OW)

162 Wait. The Big 10 said the athletes were at risk!
Now they aren't at risk!!!
Isn't it fucking amazing what can be suddenly "re-opened" when the moneyed and powerful decide?
But oh no, Mr. Small Businessman, you can get fucked!
I'm done with these assholes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (wtvvX)

163 jealousy is not a green eyed monster but a green eyed toad?

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

164 I'm with you, Sponge.

If I want to be infuriated and insulted, I can turn on CNN at any time.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM (TdMsT)


I just look in the mirror.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (2JVJo)

165 158 145 big five two on Rasmussen
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If it goes to 53 its over.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (Rx19P)

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But Trump is supposedly down by 16 in Minnesota and 6 in Wisconsin!

According to the WaPo/ABC poll that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (UWqZJ)

166 Good morning, Ladyl!!

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (bCLt0)

167 Horde!
Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM


m!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (ejd/p)

168 big five two on Rasmussen

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 09:52 AM (O+AcM)

Garbage.

Posted by: LOL at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (Q3ZwH)

169 Uhg. Just got a call from my sister. She's a new mother, living in a very socially connected "Inside the Beltline" group of friends in Raleigh NC.

My mother apparently has been posting a lot of ... shall we say... politically incorrect things on facebook, that my sister's friends then see, screenshot them, then send them to my sister and start asking her "WTF" questions and making jokes about how my sister was raised by a racist (which apparently my mother admits she is - but she's had a black man hold a loaded shotgun to her face too so lets call it even.)

Anyways... this madness needs to end. It's going to drive my family apart

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (9V81o)

170
Fuck all that SJW shit.
Posted by: LOL at September 16, 2020 09:54 AM (Q3ZwH)


The Big XII is already going to issue a list or some such of what will be allowed on the player's helmets in support of the communist front group blm.

Fuck them all.

Sorry, but you'll need to STUDY HARDER because all you dipshits have DESTROYED your current future.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Biden says he's "looking forward" to the debates, calls Trump a "fool", and tells him to "get ready".

WaPo says Biden actually has a good debate record and no gaffes. lolol.

I think Trump is getting in his head. But the bar has been set low here. All Joe has to do is how up and speak in complete sentences.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (VpIIl)

172 That's art?

Posted by: my heine at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (+y8uL)

173 I presume one of you geniuses has already asked Joe Biden about this painting and were informed it is depicting a Veteran with PTSD.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (hku12)

174 ===========

But Trump is supposedly down by 16 in Minnesota and 6 in Wisconsin!

According to the WaPo/ABC poll that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (UWqZJ)


Dem +12

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

175 Boy those Germans have a word for everything

Wonder if they have a word for past their prime, sundowning, buffoonish presidential candidates. And I do not mean Hindenburg

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (LSoOS)

176 But Trump is supposedly down by 16 in Minnesota ...

Now, he may well not win WI, but there is no way in hell that number is correct.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (jbF6h)

177 The Eifer Sanction ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (1Dmt5)

178 I meant MN

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (jbF6h)

179 I believe the dike is about to burst with this Big 10 thing - earthen not Whitmer.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (nFRLh)

180 jealousy is not a green eyed monster but a green eyed toad?
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (gmo/4)


https://tinyurl.com/mqbs8vs

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (2JVJo)

181
The Buckeyes wanted to play. This was Whitmer and the coming, I heard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 09:50 AM (s4dNo)


I read that, too.

I am just over all the leftist political crap that has overrun even college sports.

It's ruined it for me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (TdMsT)

182 Is that blood spurting out of the woman's neck?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (88xKn)

183 She cheated on him, he killed her paramour, and now he's gonna kill her too. The frog is just an innocent passer-by.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (NWiLs)

184 As much as I hate it, i'm already out on college sports too.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)





I'm with you, Sponge.



If I want to be infuriated and insulted, I can turn on CNN at any time.


Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:53 AM

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This is literally going to kill all of the sports bars in Lexington, KY. They rely on both the football and basketball season for about 50% of their annual sales $$$.


Take even half of that out of the picture and I doubt they can stay open.


Plus they were already hurting from the covid restrictions. I doubt most will survive.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (JUOKG)

185 Wait. The Big 10 said the athletes were at risk!
Now they aren't at risk!!!
Isn't it fucking amazing what can be suddenly "re-opened" when the moneyed and powerful decide?
But oh no, Mr. Small Businessman, you can get fucked!
I'm done with these assholes.


Big 10 Football: open.



American churches: not open.


Here we are.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (Bk0np)

186 Uh Red Riding Hood, you couldn't figure out a wolf was cross-dressing as your granny...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (np1pY)
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It was a set up so I could be rescued by the woodsman whom I had a crush on. Granny was in on it and the wolf didn't really eat her. True story, but the libs changed it.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 09:58 AM (+YYKs)

187 Big 10-14 is back! The Illini are here to play mostly competent football

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2020 09:58 AM (LSoOS)

188
Small businesses in Seattle are an essential tool for economic opportunity and mobility, particularly for people of color. Small businesses have been disproportionally impacted during the Covid-19 pandemic and its subsequent economic crisis, which will last for years to come. During this historic period, we also recognize this moment of shifting ideology and policies, and the global fight for racial and social justice.

As we reckon with generations of systemic racism, particularly towards Black and Brown people, we are left with redefining what public safety -- both existing and reimagined - means in our city. Small businesses are an integral part of the conversation and solution.


Well you did a good job of giving lip service to suburban kids who travelled a ways to kill your business.
Here's a better idea.

Price all your items at the national average. Then add a SEATTLE SURCHARGE at the point of sale. Print it on the receipt.



Sub-total $55.81
SEATTLE SURCHARGE*: $16.74
Total $72.55

*THE PRICE OF DOING BUSINESS IN A CITY THAT WILL NOT ARRESTS PEOPLE WHO BREAK WINDOWS AND THROW FECES AT THE COPS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2020 09:58 AM (LxTcq)

189 Garbage.

Posted by: LOL at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (Q3ZwH)
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AWWWW the little snowflake is triggered

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 09:58 AM (1Dmt5)

190 All Joe has to do is how up and speak in complete sentences .'

I think I see the flaw in this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2020 09:58 AM (3D/fK)

191 I can't beleive the credibly accused rapist and white nationalist and satanist endorsed Biden andminstration is doing this! Republicans need to....

-Allapundit Jan 22,2021

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 09:58 AM (dNzKv)

192 This is literally going to kill all of the sports bars in Lexington, KY. They rely on both the football and basketball season for about 50% of their annual sales $$$.

Take even half of that out of the picture and I doubt they can stay open.

Plus they were already hurting from the covid restrictions. I doubt most will survive.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (JUOKG)

Trickle- down oppression

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 09:58 AM (6FeV1)

193 {{{Tubal}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 09:59 AM (TdMsT)

194 A man can only be hurt and humiliated so much until he snaps.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 09:59 AM (NWiLs)

195 This is literally going to kill all of the sports bars in Lexington, KY. They rely on both the football and basketball season for about 50% of their annual sales $$$.


Take even half of that out of the picture and I doubt they can stay open.


Plus they were already hurting from the covid restrictions. I doubt most will survive.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (JUOKG)


I'm going to places that are open with friends to eat, drink and be merry. Whatever is on the TV's is irrelevant to most of us.

I have a feeling, unless they're those mental patients that can't live without some sportsball team, bars will survive.

If you DON'T go back to those places, well, you just suck.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

196 I have this sudden urge to play my Rammstein albums...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 16, 2020 10:00 AM (SSJSf)

197 194 A man can only be hurt and humiliated so much until he snaps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 09:59 AM (NWiLs)

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But enough about cinema's reaction to Uwe Boll.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:00 AM (UWqZJ)

198 I see the PA Lt Gov is just as stupid as the governor.

$1 million bail is 'excessive' and 'unconstitutional.'

Listen sport, if they were trying to burn down your house...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:00 AM (np1pY)

199 Rasmussen Right Direction poll in Nov 2016 told me it was all over for Hillary. Pay attention to this one

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2020 10:00 AM (LSoOS)

200 The Illini are here to play mostly competent football
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2020 09:58 AM (LSoOS)


Illini football = WNBA

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

201 {{{Insom}}}

Has this well-needed break been approved by your superior?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:01 AM (TdMsT)

202 $1 million bail is 'excessive' and 'unconstitutional.'

Listen sport, if they were trying to burn down your house...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:00 AM (np1pY)


You show me in The Constitution where it says that.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

203 The Pixy server is in Ace's bathroom. It tends to get a little steam damaged on shaving day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 10:01 AM (dNzKv)

204 $1 million bail is 'excessive' and 'unconstitutional.'

Listen sport, if they were trying to burn down your house...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:00 AM (np1pY)

Ok. Fine.

Held without bail.

Next.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:01 AM (6FeV1)

205 Jeremiah was a...TOAD?

Posted by: Chuck Negron at September 16, 2020 10:01 AM (BgMrQ)

206 jealousy is not a green eyed monster but a green eyed toad?
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020


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This particular batrachian has yellow eyes, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 10:01 AM (Ejm1K)

207 Lustmord!

Posted by: banned in berlin at September 16, 2020 10:01 AM (xMD4i)

208 Anyways... this madness needs to end. It's going to drive my family apart

I'd tell the "friends" to fuck off and die.

But then, I'm too old to give a shit anymore.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (2JVJo)

209 @200 I would like a word with you

Posted by: Doc Butkus at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (LSoOS)

210 Illini football = WNBA

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Now that was just uncalled for.

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (X/Pw5)

211 A man can only be hurt and humiliated so much until he snaps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 09:59 AM (NWiLs)


But neither Cuomo nor Stelter have snapped yet, so there's plenty of time.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

212 Back to the painting--in my opinion, jealousy is the most destructive of all the emotions.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (TdMsT)

213 She must have licked the toad, had an allergic reaction, and the gentleman is trying to do an emergency tracheotomy to enable her to breathe. He was too late to help the other man.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (bqRo0)

214 Heard on Laugh-In last night:

"What has nine yellow noses and catches flies?"

"A Japanese baseball team."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (Ejm1K)

215
Now that was just uncalled for.
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (X/Pw5)




Now, had I remained in that shithole of a place called Northern Illinois, I would likely have gone there.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

216 A man can only be hurt and humiliated so much until he snaps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 09:59 AM (NWiLs)

Reminds me I have to watch Falling Down again to see if it got any better from my first viewing.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (PxTjI)

217 Is that Hypnotoad?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (3D/fK)

218 I used to think that I didn't understand Art; now I KNOW I don't understand it !

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (arJlL)

219 Gom Jabbar.

and a frog.

I have been telling people that due to all the other things going on, I am waiting for the rivers running with blood and the plague of frogs.

however, I think we will be lucky on that because we normally don't get frogs this late in the year.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (WyVLE)

220 I'm going to still support PSU I can't quit college ball!


good. if everyone stopped at once they'd learn and correct themselves and possibly survive.

Posted by: x at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (nFwvY)

221 I would like a word with you
Posted by: Doc Butkus at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (LSoOS)


Funny?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

222 75 I always wondered who Gomez dated before Morticia.

Well, she's blonde and... Heyyyy...

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (qc+VF)

223 Good landscape picture, except for the people. And the toad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (hyuyC)

224 Niagarafalle! Langsam drehte ich mich Schritt fur Schritt um....

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (gmo/4)

225 So is the frog supposed to be a metaphor that she still hasn't found her prince?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:04 AM (PxTjI)

226 Salty!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2020 10:04 AM (3D/fK)

227 Yikes!

I'll bet Heine's works were really high on Hitler's list of favorite artists! NOT!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2020 10:04 AM (CjFDo)

228 Good landscape picture, except for the people. And the toad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2020 10:03 AM (hyuyC)

And the landscape.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:04 AM (PxTjI)

229 And that's where tadpoles come from!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2020 10:04 AM (1ISKN)

230 212 Back to the painting--in my opinion, jealousy is the most destructive of all the emotions.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (TdMsT)

I would go with Envy. We see that one played out in our streets right now. But eny is first cousin to Jealousy, so let us just call it Covetousness.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (bCLt0)

231 Uh Red Riding Hood, you couldn't figure out a wolf was cross-dressing as your granny...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (np1pY)
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It was a set up so I could be rescued by the woodsman whom I had a crush on. Granny was in on it and the wolf didn't really eat her. True story, but the libs changed it.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020


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I was the patsy!

Posted by: The Zombie Wolf at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (Ejm1K)

232 Again, this painting looks like something generated using the old Unreal engine.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

233 She cheated on him, he killed her paramour, and now he's gonna kill her too. The frog is just an innocent passer-by.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (NWiLs)


Likely. I assume the frog is something like a German version of chickens coming home to roost. Only with frogs.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (hku12)

234 201 {{{Insom}}}

Has this well-needed break been approved by your superior?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:01 AM (TdMsT)

Hi {{{Ladyl}}}!

Superior....? Oh, you mean my boss! Nope, not at all. One of the upsides of working from home.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

235 Eifersucht means jealousy. I like the painting.

Posted by: Editor at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (HUANM)

236
But Trump is supposedly down by 16 in Minnesota and 6 in Wisconsin!

According to the WaPo/ABC poll that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (UWqZJ)

Dem +12
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
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Crap. Are they factoring the found ballots in the trunk of the car?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (+YYKs)

237 212 Back to the painting--in my opinion, jealousy is the most destructive of all the emotions.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (TdMsT)

Jealousy is the first sin. It caused Lucifer's pride which led to his rebellion and fall.

Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (OyyDO)

238 Did anyone catch the pasty-white chick who is Bidet's campaign manager? Someone made the point on here that one of the reasons Dems tank in elections is that the nepotism is so strong in Donkville, they don't get quality staff; it's all about who your mommy and daddy, daddy and daddy, mommy and mommy are.
She was awful, in her non-denial of Sunset Joe using a teleprompter to answer pre-scripted questions.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (7Fj9P)

239
I was the patsy!
Posted by: The Zombie Wolf at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (Ejm1K)



You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/sov0HIrYS14

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

240 238 Did anyone catch the pasty-white chick who is Bidet's campaign manager? Someone made the point on here that one of the reasons Dems tank in elections is that the nepotism is so strong in Donkville, they don't get quality staff; it's all about who your mommy and daddy, daddy and daddy, mommy and mommy are.
She was awful, in her non-denial of Sunset Joe using a teleprompter to answer pre-scripted questions.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (7Fj9P)

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So, Republicans until an outsider showed up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (UWqZJ)

241 >>I've been a lifelong Buckeyes fan, but it might just be too late for me.

>>I've moved on.

The big picture is this is a big win for Trump. He fought hard against the Big 10 football ban and a lot of people will remember him for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (ZLI7S)

242 If you put it in a nice frame..

You would still have a bad painting.
Just in a nice frame.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (3D/fK)

243
I would go with Envy. We see that one played out in our streets right now. But eny is first cousin to Jealousy, so let us just call it Covetousness.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:05 AM (bCLt0)


I have seen simple envy consume people. It's an emotion one should be taught to handle early in life, because opportunities for it are constant.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (TdMsT)

244
Big Headed Toad and The Monster - a limerick

In einer Stadt im oberen Upsala
Bei dem alten Hochwalder Halle
Ermordert sein liebchen
MMit nür eine stechen
Und er sagt: "Der Tod wartet auf alle!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx)

245 238 She has been demoted to diaper changer...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (HwiWi)

246 She cheated on him, he killed her paramour, and now he's gonna kill her too. The frog is just an innocent passer-by.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (NWiLs)


Likely. I assume the frog is something like a German version of chickens coming home to roost. Only with frogs.
Posted by: BurtTC


Someone is gonna croak.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (4Utw1)

247 Greetings art fappees.

What's the dealio with this painting? Lust, murder and a giant frog?

Ok...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (HaL55)

248 The mutant frog that escaped from Calaveras County was later found to have mind control abilities

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (ROLxQ)

249 Hey Jealousy is a good song by the Gin Blossoms.

I think the lead singer committed suicide. Or maybe I'm misremembering.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (PxTjI)

250 This painting deserves one of those gold gilded frames from Hobby Lobby.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (np1pY)

251 Big Headed Toad and The Monster - a limerick

In einer Stadt im oberen Upsala
Bei dem alten Hochwalder Halle
Ermordert sein liebchen
MMit nür eine stechen
Und er sagt: "Der Tod wartet auf alle!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020


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My gosh. He does limericks in two languages.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (Ejm1K)

252 She cheated on him, he killed her paramour, and now he's gonna kill her too. The frog is just an innocent passer-by.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (NWiLs)/i]

Like I said earlier.....This is OJ just before he removed Nicole's head.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

253 This is the first draft of the Pepe the Frog meme.

Posted by: Editor at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (HUANM)

254 Shit......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

255 But Trump is supposedly down by 16 in Minnesota and 6 in Wisconsin!

According to the WaPo/ABC poll that is.


And we saw in that "town hall" how poorly he's doing with the undecideds! Gonna be a short night...

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (lIIT7)

256 Would you hang that painting in your house?? Can you imagine bringing home a date with that on the wall?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (bCLt0)

257 Und er sagt: "Der Tod wartet auf alle!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx)

Leiwand

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (6FeV1)

258 Someone made the point on here that one of the reasons Dems tank in elections is that the nepotism is so strong in Donkville, they don't get quality staff; it's all about who your mommy and daddy, daddy and daddy, mommy and mommy are.

I'd say the same dynamic explains present-day Hollywood. Everyone is second-generation Hollywood insiders, nobody gets in from outside because there are too many kids of people who've already arrived sopping up all available jobs. Nobody really invents anything new, like those old-timers back in the early sound era. They just slide into their jobs because daddy or mommy puts in a word with friends.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (bqRo0)

259 The argument over bail would be a moot point if only we were guaranteed a speedy trial.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (LxTcq)

260
In a city in upper Upsala
By the old high forest hall
Murdered his sweetheart
With just one stab
and said "Death waits for all!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (Fc5rx)

261 Palestinians tossing rockets into Israel this morning. Appears they are a bit ticked off that Israel is making new friends.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (JUOKG)

262 Likely. I assume the frog is something like a German version of chickens coming home to roost. Only with frogs.
Posted by: BurtTC


Someone is gonna croak.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020


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"Frogs do not cause warts. This is untrue. Also unfair."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (Ejm1K)

263 bitch set me up

Posted by: Dead Guy at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (l3+k2)

264 A little envy can be a motivating thing. Excessive envy is quite destructive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

265 That toad is bigger than George Stephanopolous

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 10:09 AM (HwiWi)

266
Stabby and his Vampire Toad
Killed folks, Oh! how the blood flowed
They laughed as they play
Yes! What a fun day
Till Stabby's Toad got squished on the road

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2020 10:09 AM (dWwl8)

267 Likely. I assume the frog is something like a German version of chickens coming home to roost. Only with frogs.
Posted by: BurtTC


Someone is gonna croak.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (4Utw1)


Right. The frog is there for the dead guy, not the happy couple.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 10:09 AM (hku12)

268
That toad is bigger than George Stephanopolous

How about Thousand Millimeter Reich?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:10 AM (np1pY)

269 Envy and Resentment are the fuel for class and race warfare.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:10 AM (bCLt0)

270 Would you hang that painting in your house?? Can you imagine bringing home a date with that on the wall?
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (bCLt0)

Worst pick up line ever.

' don't let this sexual assault turn into a murder'

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:10 AM (PxTjI)

271 -
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I don't get this Pepe meme at all

Posted by: weew at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM

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Here we see Orangemanbad has already murdered democracy as he moves to kill equality. Pepe drinks greedily.

Posted by: Moonbat Art Critic at September 16, 2020 10:10 AM (pMGkg)

272 I like Heine and heinie, but mostly heinie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2020 10:10 AM (Z4rgH)

273 175 Wonder if they have a word for past their prime, sundowning, buffoonish presidential candidates. And I do not mean Hindenburg

Altzheimer

Posted by: Little Boomer at September 16, 2020 10:10 AM (PNCY7)

274 56 Would you hang that painting in your house?? Can you imagine bringing home a date with that on the wall?
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:08 AM (bCLt0)



Well it would certainly make it clear to declare if you're exclusive or not early on.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 16, 2020 10:10 AM (G2zl5)

275 268 Elon Musk owned that little shit in a Tweet. Did my heart glad...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (HwiWi)

276 aka tottenkopf
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 09:44 AM (np1pY)


and tater tots, otherwise known in literary circles and "Kartoffeln des Untergangs"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (WyVLE)

277 I think the lead singer committed suicide. Or maybe I'm misremembering.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:07 AM (PxTjI)
*******
Guitarist & Song Writer, was an alcoholic thus the name Gin Blossoms

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (1Dmt5)

278 Weird.
Disturbing, even.
If someone had this hanging in their home I would politely not accept food or drink from them and keep my hand unencumbered and close to my gun.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (O7eE8)

279 237 212 Back to the painting--in my opinion, jealousy is the most destructive of all the emotions.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:02 AM (TdMsT)


jealousy is the mother of competition

which makes one better

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (O+AcM)

280 Let's get John Cleese over here to give his colour commentary on this piece of art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (np1pY)

281 Pride is actually the greatest sin, which leads to every other vice, including jealousy.

"Pride gets no pleasure out of having something, only out of having more of it than the next man. We say that people are proud of being rich, or clever, or good-looking, but they are not. They are proud of being richer, or cleverer, or better-looking than others. If someone else became equally rich, or clever, or good-looking there would be nothing to be proud about. It is the comparison that makes you proud: the pleasure of being above the rest." -- C.S. Lewis

Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (RU4sa)

282 The Illini had a couple decent football teams ... never when I was there. They kicked the chief off the field, but they were PC before that ... trying to compete with the Ivy League I guess, in how leftist they can be.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (Cus5s)

283 I have seen simple envy consume people. It's an emotion one should be taught to handle early in life, because opportunities for it are constant.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:06 AM (TdMsT)


It's very hard not to be envious. As one of the characters in my book says, the two most horrible words in the English language are "I wish."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (2JVJo)

284 PeepoSad

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 10:12 AM (HwiWi)

285 Just speculating: frogs are often seen as disgusting as well as symbols of transformation. So here you get a twofer. When the frog tastes the blood of the first victim, he changes from the woman's lover to her killer.

Posted by: Editor at September 16, 2020 10:12 AM (HUANM)

286 That toad is bigger than George Stephanopolous
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 10:09 AM (HwiWi)



Yeah, but Steffy can drink more blood.

So.....push!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2020 10:12 AM (dWwl8)

287 I want to know what The Paolo wishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:12 AM (UWqZJ)

288 Palestinians tossing rockets into Israel this morning. Appears they are a bit ticked off that Israel is making new friends.

They realize they have nothing of value to offer when it comes to bilateral deals in the region.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2020 10:12 AM (fFtVH)

289 284 PeepoSad
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 10:12 AM (HwiWi)


LOL!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:12 AM (bCLt0)

290
I'd say the same dynamic explains present-day Hollywood. Everyone
is second-generation Hollywood insiders, nobody gets in from outside

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Not exactly correct...

Posted by: The casting couch at September 16, 2020 10:13 AM (qlFIA)

291
Arc of Justice - a limerick

A murdering man known as Klattern
Found guilty of killing a slattern
When it came up in court
The forensic report
Relied on the blood spray pattern

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 10:13 AM (Fc5rx)

292 Palestinians tossing rockets into Israel this morning. Appears they are a bit ticked off that Israel is making new friends.

They realize they have nothing of value to offer when it comes to bilateral deals in the region.
Posted by: t-bird



They are pissed off at finding out they've been played.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:13 AM (4Utw1)

293 WaPo says Biden actually has a good debate record and no gaffes. lolol.

I think Trump is getting in his head. But the bar has been set low here. All Joe has to do is how up and speak in complete sentences.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM (VpIIl)

I just saw a Biden ad, on Fox of course, in which Biden says a long piece about how Trump is the source of all the violence and all the riots have happened because Trump won't tell his Right Wing Extremist supporters to stop shooting people. I think they're trying to connect to scared old people hiding from the corona in their homes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:14 AM (Kpl3J)

294 Reminds me of:
In Hell I'll Be In Good Company by The Dead South


Now it makes sense.
They licked the toad before they wrote it.

Posted by: Screw Em' at September 16, 2020 10:14 AM (T2yMa)

295 the woman is the media

the dead guy is Joe

the frog is Cankles

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 10:14 AM (O+AcM)

296 That dead guy didn't stab himself! CACKLE, CACKLE, CACKLE!!!

Posted by: Hillary at September 16, 2020 10:14 AM (l3+k2)

297 This painting seems super normal.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2020 10:15 AM (H5knJ)

298 the two most horrible words in the English language are "I wish."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (2JVJo)

Wayciss.

Posted by: Iwish immigwant at September 16, 2020 10:15 AM (6FeV1)

299 "280 Let's get John Cleese over here to give his colour commentary on this piece of art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (np1pY) "



Or Sister Wendy.
Or maybe both, that would potentially be epic.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 16, 2020 10:15 AM (O7eE8)

300 Oh my lord, the latest ABC poll is insane!!

Biden up 16 in MN!!

615 likely voters

They can not fucking possibly say that's only a 4.5 margin of error

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 16, 2020 10:15 AM (aO8Gd)

301 Big fucking frog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2020 10:15 AM (SkMgl)

302 Joey Bidet behind a face mask = John Gill

By editing they can string his words together.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:15 AM (np1pY)

303 She cheated on him, he killed her paramour, and now he's gonna kill her too.

He cheated on him with her, and she's a witness.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (JioHo)

304 jealousy is the mother of competition


Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (O+AcM)

I disagree. Jealousy is destructive and drives one to do evil. Competition drives one to do better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (xT2tT)

305 Overall our elites tend to be stagnant and intent only on protecting their own personal wealth/status.


Very reminiscent of the late Roman Republic





Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (qlFIA)

306 Looks like that guy had a little frog in his throat

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (6FeV1)

307 "Hey Eifersucht" was a big hit for the German Gin Blossoms aka DeutschenWacholderbranntweinblueten

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (PiwSw)

308 jealousy is the mother of competition


Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (O+AcM)


Jealousy leads to mistakes and overreaction.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

309 I'm sure someone already said this in the Morning Report comments, but you can't spell "Triumph" without "Trump".

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (4JM5Y)

310 292 Palestinians tossing rockets into Israel this morning. Appears they are a bit ticked off that Israel is making new friends.
They realize they have nothing of value to offer when it comes to bilateral deals in the region.
Posted by: t-bird
They are pissed off at finding out they've been played.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:13 AM (4Utw1)

One of the Hamas leaders was saying "there will be no peace until we get what we want!!!" and tell me, how is that different from any day in the last 50 years? But all of your bankers have just closed up shop.

Palestinians are now the shirtless bum with the wash rag at the street corner, screaming at the drivers who no longer stop and throw money at him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (Kpl3J)

311 OT Pointless Trivia: Hiccups serve no useful purpose in humans and are possibly an evolutionary remnant from an amphibian ancestor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (1ISKN)

312 I watched the first 2 Army games on CBS Sports Net. They struggled to schedule teams to play. They may go undefeated!

Posted by: CPT Meatball at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (XPzyT)

313 Oh my lord, the latest ABC poll is insane!!



Biden up 16 in MN!!



615 likely voters

___

Hey, everyone of those green haired people at the riot seemed very motivated to vote!

Posted by: ABC at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (qlFIA)

314
All hail Hypno-Toad!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (pNxlR)

315 150
Dudley Do-right, out of uniform, saves Nell, from some rando?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2020



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If that's Dudley leaking blood all over the grass, I think we have to say he tried to save Nell, and didn't succeed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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*looks closer and sees knife at girl 's throat*
Never mind

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (WR6xq)

316
I disagree. Jealousy is destructive and drives one to do evil. Competition drives one to do better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (xT2tT)


I agree with this!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (TdMsT)

317 I had Star Trek TOS on last night ( Mirror,Mirror) and saw my first SlowJoe ad. Robotic teleprompter reading at it's finest.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (HwiWi)

318 Of course, there are those who get their kicks humiliating the envious, deliberately flaunting what they have and rubbing their noses in it, so to speak. I suppose that's pride?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (NWiLs)

319 Alternate Title:

"David Berkowitz's Grandfather, Son of Croaky"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (dWwl8)

320 310
One of the Hamas leaders was saying "there will be no peace until we get what we want!!!" and tell me, how is that different from any day in the last 50 years? But all of your bankers have just closed up shop.

Palestinians are now the shirtless bum with the wash rag at the street corner, screaming at the drivers who no longer stop and throw money at him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (Kpl3J)

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Steiner Iran will come!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (UWqZJ)

321 >>Oh my lord, the latest ABC poll is insane!!

>>Biden up 16 in MN!!

>>615 likely voters

>>They can not fucking possibly say that's only a 4.5 margin of error

I'd also like to know where the people polled are located. I bet it leans heavily on the Twin Cities area with very little Iron Range participation.

But it's all part of the plan. How could Trump win Minnesota, did you see the polls?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

322 So Palestinians are continuing their losing streak which has been uninterrupted since what 1948?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (np1pY)

323 They are pissed off at finding out they've been played.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:13 AM (4Utw1)

Not "played" so much as ignored. The Middle East is fast approaching a post-palestinian paradigm.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (xT2tT)

324 Why did they kill that Merman?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (i0W+Y)

325 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I thought we were only showing pointy stabby things on the gun thread?
Goes looking for coffee.

**looks around kitchen and behind doors **

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 10:19 AM (axyOa)

326 I think the new Middle East peace is nice and great, but if a major player like Saudi Arabia joins in then that is a whole new level for me. The country that controls the Two Mosques making peace with Israel really needs to be celebrated.

OK, enough politics from me. Back to the painting.

Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2020 10:19 AM (OyyDO)

327 316
I disagree. Jealousy is destructive and drives one to do evil. Competition drives one to do better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (xT2tT)


I agree with this!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (TdMsT)

At the center of it all is Desire. And at that point, my head always starts to hurt.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:19 AM (bCLt0)

328 Yeah the PLO and Hamas are not reacting well to the Arab League telling them to shut up and sit down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (np1pY)

329 This giant frog does not speak for us all!

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Cyberfrog Cyberfrog at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (Izzlo)

330 Reminds me of Alban Berg's opera "Wozzeck''. Utterly depressing.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (gLRfa)

331 I disagree. Jealousy is destructive and drives one to do evil. Competition drives one to do better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (xT2tT)

As they used to say in nascar " If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin' ."

Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (X/Pw5)

332 326 OK, enough politics from me. Back to the painting.
Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2020 10:19 AM (OyyDO)

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Really? This painting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (UWqZJ)

333 So Palestinians are continuing their losing streak which has been uninterrupted since what 1948?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (np1pY)

The Arab-controlled lands in Israel have been shitholes for hundreds of years. It took a critical mass of Jews returning from the Diaspora to reclaim Israel as a great nation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (xT2tT)

334 So Palestinians are continuing their losing streak which has been uninterrupted since what 1948?
***

Palestine has never been an independent country so...they've always been "losers" in this sense.



Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (qlFIA)

335 Oh my lord, the latest ABC poll is insane!!



>>Biden up 16 in MN!!



>>615 likely voters



>>They can not fucking possibly say that's only a 4.5 margin of error



I'd also like to know where the people polled are located. I bet it
leans heavily on the Twin Cities area with very little Iron Range
participation.



But it's all part of the plan. How could Trump win Minnesota, did you see the polls?


Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM

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They did that $hit in Kentucky in 2014 when mcconnell was being challenged by grimes.


They kept saying she was within a point or two and well within the MOE and had a very real chance in beating him in the weeks before the election. They were polling extremely heavy in Louisville.


mcconnell beat her by 14 points on election night.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 10:21 AM (JUOKG)

336 They are pissed off at finding out they've been played.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:13 AM (4Utw1)

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I don't think it's so much being "played." I think this is their erstwhile Arab friends, who are slow on the uptake, finally saying "Fuck it. For three generations we've backed you complete retards up, at a loss to ourselves. It's over. Figure this out for yourselves."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2020 10:21 AM (jbllq)

337 You can't spell Palestine without an "L" on their forehead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:21 AM (np1pY)

338 Man, was it really four years ago the Kek memes were in full flower?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at September 16, 2020 10:22 AM (OUMaO)

339 Elon Musk needs new Martians, the Palis want their own land with no Jews, preferably something desert like.

Let's make this happen.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:22 AM (qlFIA)

340 It must stick in the Pali's craw that their only support comes from Shia Persians.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 10:22 AM (Izzlo)

341 Here in NW Florida, we've gotten torrential downpours and a lot of wind, but nothing as bad as Gulf Shores and Orange Beach in Alabama and Pensacola. I have a lot of family in Baldwin County (Ala.) and they're doing OK, if a little shellshocked. I think all of them have varying degrees of damage.

Our power is still on, thank goodness. We didn't evacuate even though we're on Choctawhatchee Bay and in a flood zone, which for those unaware is north of Destin. We did evacuate for Michael, but returned when we saw it was hitting poor Panama City.


Posted by: grizzledocoastie at September 16, 2020 10:22 AM (FMgad)

342 I'm going to still support PSU I can't quit college ball!


good. if everyone stopped at once they'd learn and correct themselves and possibly survive.



I love the professional killjoy class we have around here.

College football is fun. Most fans have a meaningful affiliation with the school. The players don't just get traded to Bora Bora in the middle of the year.

There are ancient traditions, fight songs, tailgates. College football is the best.

Correct ourselves? Good fucking god.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 10:22 AM (wzVKm)

343 At the center of it all is Desire. And at that point, my head always starts to hurt.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:19 AM (bCLt0)

nah, at the center is Pride. One he thinks he is Better than someone else is incredibly resentful when the other man has more and better stuff than he does. And they want to tear down the one who is successful because his success highlights their own failures.

Examples: Never Trumpers toward Trump, Muslims towards Jews, China towards America.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:22 AM (Kpl3J)

344 Overall our elites tend to be stagnant and intent only on protecting their own personal wealth/status.

I wish that was the case. Normal people want others to do well too and everyone did for a while. Nowadays, elites actively prevent others from attaining even a modest increase in their standard of living. They seem to enjoy pulling the ladder of success up behind them so they can keep everything for themselves. IMO, that's the difference between self-interest and greed. Funny how they never stop to think how they'd feel if that was done to them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 10:22 AM (HaL55)

345
Here we see Orangemanbad has already murdered democracy as he moves to kill equality. Pepe drinks greedily.
Posted by: Moonbat Art Critic at September 16, 2020 10:10 AM (pMGkg)


Umm ... suuuurrrrrrrrrrrrree!

** backs away from deranged NeverTrumper **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:23 AM (pNxlR)

346
Why did they kill that Merman?
Posted by: garrett


They got tired of hearing "There's No Business Like Show Business."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2020 10:23 AM (63Dwl)

347 How could Trump win Minnesota, did you see the polls?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

And the current state of affairs in Minnesota does not suggest to me that people are telling the truth to pollsters. There is no way some Democrat who watched his business go up in flames is going to tell a pollster that, "yes, I am considering voting for Trump."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:23 AM (xT2tT)

348 "They may go undefeated!"

The way that Navy is playing...you could be right.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2020 10:23 AM (3D/fK)

349 Let's make this happen.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:22 AM (qlFIA)

Please.

They'd immediately start bitching about their right to return to their ancient homelands currently occupied by the little green men.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:24 AM (6FeV1)

350 ''They got tired of hearing "There's No Business Like Show Business."''

LOL. I can hear it in my head now.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 10:24 AM (gLRfa)

351 328 Yeah the PLO and Hamas are not reacting well to the Arab League telling them to shut up and sit down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (np1pY)

undisciplined children never do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)

352 Credibly accused rapist and white nationalist and satanist endorsed Joe Biden is up by 75 in DC! Extrapolating nationwide, it shows a crushing defeat for trump!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 10:24 AM (dNzKv)

353 Commie-la winning friends and influencing people.

https://bit.ly/2FDimpg

"This is not the kind of community outreach a campaign desires. It turns out that there is an undertow in the South Florida Latin community that Harris is regarded as a socialist. Now we have no Poli-Sci professors on staff, but the general consensus among the editors is that this could very well be an impression arrived at due to all of the socialist ideals Kamala spouted during the Democrat debates.

Also it is a shared opinion here that residents from the nation currently withering under socialist rule probably take a very dim view of any candidate that could be promoting policies which sound close to socialism."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)

354 ... Jealousy is destructive and drives one to do evil. Competition drives one to do better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (xT2tT)



I'd agree. Jealousy is caused by the knowledge or, at least, the belief that you can't compete.

I think this is what drives a lot of Trump hatred.

Esp. in GOPe Cuckdom and Insane Democratland.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2020 10:24 AM (dWwl8)

355 Weird art. One guy's bleeding out while a giant frog laps up the blood.
This would be more fitting for Rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (ptqGC)

356 Honestly, I'd hang a None Pizza w/ Left beef on my wall before I put this piece of shit in my house.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (i0W+Y)

357 I've never ever been envious or jealous. Something must be wrong with me.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (PxTjI)

358 Why be envious?
If you want something, go work for it.
If your friend has a nice car, be happy for them.
If you want to be the best in school or sport, work harder than everyone else.

Envy and jealousy are evil. And destructive.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (TAnIQ)

359 Hunter Biden: His later, murder-y years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2020 10:26 AM (ptqGC)

360 Obviously the frog did it. It croaked the guy. How many times has that been said?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2020 10:26 AM (pmcmT)

361 Let's send a rocket full of Palestinian leaders to Mars, on a straight line course. And then accidentally miss.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:26 AM (Kpl3J)

362 358 Why be envious?
If you want something, go work for it.
If your friend has a nice car, be happy for them.
If you want to be the best in school or sport, work harder than everyone else.

Envy and jealousy are evil. And destructive.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (TAnIQ)

And it is the fuel of the Left.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:26 AM (bCLt0)

363
Reminds me of Alban Berg's opera "Wozzeck''. Utterly depressing.
Posted by: Tuna


Opera companies never stage his companion piece, "Wozzup" - why is that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:26 AM (pNxlR)

364 This would be more fitting for Rapey Tuesday.
___

For the record, my favorite day of the week!

Posted by: Slick Willy at September 16, 2020 10:26 AM (qlFIA)

365 I may possibly have misread the thing I just ranted against.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (wzVKm)

366 212 Back to the painting--in my opinion, jealousy is the most destructive of all the emotions.
----------------------
Envy kicks Jealousy's ass.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (Rx19P)

367 >>They did that $hit in Kentucky in 2014 when mcconnell was being challenged by grimes.


>>They kept saying she was within a point or two and well within the MOE and had a very real chance in beating him in the weeks before the election. They were polling extremely heavy in Louisville.


>>mcconnell beat her by 14 points on election night.

But this time it's part of an overarching strategy. Everything that is happening, from BLM/antifa, to last minute mass mail in voting, to fake polls showing an obviously flawed candidate with a huge polling lead, to constant hits on Trump is designed to give a plausible case to say the election is corrupt and invalid, that it doesn't represent the will of the people.

That's why they are putting together a huge legal team. They plan to fight the result and even if they lose they will paint Trump as an invalid president.

This is a Color Revolution.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (ZLI7S)

368 357 I've never ever been envious or jealous. Something must be wrong with me.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (PxTjI)

Do you feel pity? Or remorse? Or fear?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

369 357 I've never ever been envious or jealous. Something must be wrong with me.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (PxTjI)

It means you are self confident, self motivated, and overall have a very healthy personality.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (Kpl3J)

370 I had Star Trek TOS on last night ( Mirror,Mirror) and saw my first SlowJoe ad. Robotic teleprompter reading at it's finest.

Did Sundown bring along his pet cuckaracha?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (HaL55)

371 I am envious of Emily Batty's bike seat.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (i0W+Y)

372 ... It turns out that there is an undertow in the South Florida Latin community that Harris is regarded as a socialist. Now we have no Poli-Sci professors on staff, but the general consensus among the editors is that this could very well be an impression arrived at due to all of the socialist ideals Kamala spouted during the Democrat debates. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++
You don't need to be a political science doctorate holder to know that someone spouting communist bullshit is probably a communist. In fact, you likely need a political science doctorate to believe that it is something else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (hYcqw)

373 Envy and jealousy are evil. And destructive.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (TAnIQ)

That shall not covet one seems to be overlooked these days.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (JFO2v)

374 I may possibly have misread the thing I just ranted against.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (wzVKm)

Double down!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (xT2tT)

375 368 357 I've never ever been envious or jealous. Something must be wrong with me.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (PxTjI)

Do you feel pity? Or remorse? Or fear?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

Are we talking Nazgul here?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (bCLt0)

376 Fox News alert on my phone just now:

"Biden taunts Trump after he calls for pre-debate drug tests: 'Get ready Mr. President. Here I come.'"

I cannot wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (ptqGC)

377 365 I may possibly have misread the thing I just ranted against.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (wzVKm)

I guess there's a first time for everything on this blog, Ms. Litella.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (Kpl3J)

378 361 Let's send a rocket full of Palestinian leaders to Mars, on a straight line course. And then accidentally miss.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:26 AM (Kpl3J)

At the press briefing after:

"They say if you aim for the moon and miss, you might hit a star. Well, the sun is a star..."

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (2xzkf)

379
Are we talking Nazgul here?
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (bCLt0)


Terminator.

Skynet became self aware.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

380 You don't need to be a political science doctorate holder to know that
someone spouting communist bullshit is probably a communist.
***

I often used to see lefties claiming that just because someone advocates socialist policies does not mean they are socialists.


Though mostly they are on the "democratic socialism" is great train right now anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (qlFIA)

381 Break time's over. Back on my head to do borderline-secretarial-level work... Ugggggh. Later, haters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)

382 373 Envy and jealousy are evil. And destructive.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (TAnIQ)

That shall not covet one seems to be overlooked these days.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (JFO2v)

I would say, big time.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (bCLt0)

383 "Biden taunts Trump after he calls for pre-debate drug tests: 'Get ready Mr. President. Here I come.'"

I cannot wait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (ptqGC)
++++++++
Seriously? When they're definitely shooting Slow Joe up with *something* to keep him lucid for public appearances (my guess is some form of speed)? I already don't trust the drug test.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (hYcqw)

384 Do you feel pity? Or remorse? Or fear?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

I definitely feel pity .

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (PxTjI)

385 >>That shall not covet one seems to be overlooked these days.


Covet, that's like a Duvet right?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (pMDVp)

386 - i want what he has, too!
- i want what he has!
- i don't want him to have what he has!


...

The various stages of covetousness.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (6FeV1)

387 I am envious of Emily Batty's bike seat.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (i0W+Y)

Ah...the cute WASPy look.

They get wrinkly from all the sun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (xT2tT)

388 Alternate Title:

"David Berkowitz's Grandfather, Son of Croaky"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (dWwl


As much as it veers off into crazy conspiracy, I always liked Maury Terry's book on the Sam case, The Ultimate Evil. I lost my copy a while back, and replacements are ridiculously expensive anywhere on line.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (2JVJo)

389 "Biden taunts Trump after he calls for pre-debate drug tests: 'Get ready Mr. President. Here I come.'"
***

Later as Biden steps on stage: When did Barack Obama become a white guy? And why am I on the presidential debate stage?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (qlFIA)

390 373 Envy and jealousy are evil. And destructive.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2020 10:25 AM (TAnIQ)

That shall not covet one seems to be overlooked these days.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2020 10:28 AM (JFO2v)

Especially that commandment, "Thou shalt not covet thy Neighbor's Wife's Ass."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)

391
Envy kicks Jealousy's ass.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Sloth don' give a shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (pNxlR)

392 Overall our elites tend to be stagnant and intent only on protecting their own personal wealth/status.

Very reminiscent of the late Roman Republic

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020


*
*

With political gangs fighting in the streets, a flagrant disregard for the rule of law and for long-standing custom, questions about who the army will support . . .

When do we get Octavian?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (Ejm1K)

393 Revolution of color

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (63Dwl)

394 380 You don't need to be a political science doctorate holder to know that
someone spouting communist bullshit is probably a communist.
***

I often used to see lefties claiming that just because someone advocates socialist policies does not mean they are socialists.


Though mostly they are on the "democratic socialism" is great train right now anyway.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (qlFIA)

=========

It's how they get around Hitler's obvious socialism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (UWqZJ)

395 386 - i want what he has, too!
- i want what he has!
- i don't want him to have what he has!


...

The various stages of covetousness.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (6FeV1)

Ah, Very well-stated!

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (bCLt0)

396 And the current state of affairs in Minnesota does not suggest to me that people are telling the truth to pollsters. There is no way some Democrat who watched his business go up in flames is going to tell a pollster that, "yes, I am considering voting for Trump."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:23 AM (xT2tT)
-----------
We went up north for a long weekend - saw multiple billboards directed at Guv Walz - most with the pic of the guy with his head up his ass and the caption "Hey Gov Walz - northern MN is trying to see things from your point of view". Only Biden sign I've seen around here is the two dudes down the street with their 2 year old toddler girl accessory. Most Trump signs I see are closer to the house, not out in the yard.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (/ZYFC)

397 ++++++++
Seriously? When they're definitely shooting Slow Joe up with *something* to keep him lucid for public appearances (my guess is some form of speed)? I already don't trust the drug test.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (hYcqw)


She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

398 - i want what he has, too!
- i want what he has!
- i don't want him to have what he has!
...
The various stages of covetousness.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (6FeV1
++++++++++++
That first one is fine. It might serve as inspiration for achievement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (hYcqw)

399 Break time's over. Back on my head to do borderline-secretarial-level work... Ugggggh. Later, haters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)


Did you clean up the break room? Scour the microwave? Wash everyone's coffee mugs? Don't be a slacker.

*runs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (ptqGC)

400 >>I definitely feel pity .


Me too. I think it's all the smoke in the air.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (pMDVp)

401 >>Do you feel pity? Or remorse? Or fear?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)

>>I definitely feel pity .

Then at least you know you aren't a Terminator.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (ZLI7S)

402 Mmmmm...

Posted by: Mirror Universe Goatee Kermit at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (l3+k2)

403 The Arab-controlled lands in Israel have been shitholes for hundreds of years. It took a critical mass of Jews returning from the Diaspora to reclaim Israel as a great nation.

-
Jewish areas blossom like rose. "Palestinian" areas stink like skunk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (+y/Ru)

404 Why did they kill that Merman?
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (i0W+Y)


Believe me, pal, if you ever woke up to that voice and that face the next day. . .

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (2JVJo)

405 @realDonaldTrump 28s

Democrats are "heartless". They don't want to give STIMULUS PAYMENTS to people who desperately need the money, and whose fault it was NOT that the plague came in from China. Go for the much higher numbers, Republicans, it all comes back to the USA anyway (one way or another!).

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (cF8AT)

406
Later as Biden steps on stage: When did Barack Obama become a white guy? And why am I on the presidential debate stage?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (qlFIA)


"LOLOLOL! Where's Paul Ryan?"

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

407 >>They get wrinkly from all the sun.


Small price to pay for that sitting on your face all day.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (pMDVp)

408 That shall not covet one seems to be overlooked these days.


Covet, that's like a Duvet right?
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020


*
*

"How do we begin to covet, Clarice? We do not seek out things to covet. We covet what we see every day."

Posted by: Dr. Lecter at September 16, 2020 10:32 AM (Ejm1K)

409 You and I and George
went strolling through the park one day
On the way there was a brook
and George fell in and drowned himself

Leaving you alone with me

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2020 10:32 AM (Kv8Dk)

410 396 And the current state of affairs in Minnesota does not suggest to me that people are telling the truth to pollsters. There is no way some Democrat who watched his business go up in flames is going to tell a pollster that, "yes, I am considering voting for Trump."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:23 AM (xT2tT)

=========

The state polls in WI and MI were way off in 2016, and yet people still largely accepted the results as accurate.

I think people have long since tuned out polling as some sort of accurate gauge of public opinion, especially in elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:32 AM (UWqZJ)

411 >>> Why did they kill that Merman?
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:18 AM (i0W+Y)

=======

Quick. Somebody check Barnacle Boy's alibi.

Posted by: Chin music at September 16, 2020 10:32 AM (69XrE)

412 Biden taunts Trump after he calls for pre-debate drug tests: 'Get ready Mr. President. Here I come.'"

Did he actually acknowledge that Donald Trump is president? I find that slightly surprising.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 16, 2020 10:32 AM (lgiXo)

413 135 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S15.022D
Major laceration of left carotid artery, subsequent encounter
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
+++++++++++++
Why do I suspect that one doesn't get used much?
=======
Nope, it is COVID. Have to ask my coder wife what that ICD code is.

Posted by: dingbat at September 16, 2020 10:32 AM (0KPVR)

414 Guys its over.

New poll shows Biden up by 36 in Florida.

Sample size was 12 at Petsmart during a 'dye your dog blue for Biden' event.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 10:32 AM (gAMkn)

415 Biden's going to take a swing at Trump. *fingers crossed* He gets testier as the day gets longer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (ptqGC)

416 I have actually run into Emily on the trail and she is adorable and a sweetheart. Couldn't be cuter that girl.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (pMDVp)

417 I went over to my Hospital this morning to have some blood drawn for a couple of tests, and found the most curious thing. Face diapers were completely optional in most areas. No one screaming at you to put on a mask. Most (not all) employees were wearing them, and very few of the walking general public.

This is in WY.

Posted by: Ho Cakes at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (FF0dF)

418 The painting looks like something a ten year old would come up with. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (rH0cI)

419 Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:31 AM (ZLI7S)

I could be one of the upgraded ones in the sequels.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (PxTjI)

420 391
Envy kicks Jealousy's ass.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Sloth don' give a shit.
----------------------
Sloths just lick ants all day. They don't bother anyone.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (Rx19P)

421
Later as Biden steps on stage: When did Barack Obama become a white guy? And why am I on the presidential debate stage?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (qlFIA)


It is my belief that most major polling organizations have the same 4,000 or so people's phone numbers and keep calling the same ones over and over and over and over and over.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

422 I may possibly have misread the thing I just ranted against.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 10:27 AM (wzVKm)

I guess there's a first time for everything on this blog, Ms. Litella.
Posted by: Tom Servo


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:34 AM (4Utw1)

423 I often used to see lefties claiming that just because someone advocates socialist policies does not mean they are socialists.

-
But if you spell "black" with a small "b" you're definitely a Nazi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)

424 ----------------------
Sloths just lick ants all day. They don't bother anyone.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (Rx19P)


Yeah?

Posted by: Ants at September 16, 2020 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

425 The painting should be called Biden's Brain.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 10:34 AM (Rx19P)

426 ''Biden taunts Trump after he calls for pre-debate drug tests: 'Get ready Mr. President. Here I come.'"''

PDT is shaking in his boots. Shaking with laughter that is.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 10:34 AM (gLRfa)

427 Sheldon Adelson just pledged to spend put $50 million to help Trump in the last few weeks of the election.

Back at ya, Mini Mike.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)

428 Couldn't be cuter that girl.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (pMDVp)

Did you get her number?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:34 AM (xT2tT)

429 I'm sorry.
But I make better potato, egg & cheese taquitos BETTER than What-a-burger.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (4Utw1)

430 The Big 10 about face wasn't from political or medical concerns. College administrators running their virtue signaling campaign ran into the deep pockets alumni who noticed that all the other leagues were playing ball. If the alums weren't getting their money's worth, maybe they would find a different use for it.

Posted by: Downcast at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (SXQu3)

431 painting should be called Biden's Brain.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 10:34 AM (Rx19P)

A painting of Biden's Brain would look like the paint chip section at a Sherman Williams that's been shut down and vacant for fifteen years.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (6FeV1)

432
I'd like to hang that painting opposite the toilet in the "Bathroom for Unwanted Guests".

to give them something to think about while they did their business.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (dWwl8)

433 Couldn't be cuter that girl.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (pMDVp)

Did you get her number?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


876-5309

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (4Utw1)

434 This scene depicts the aftermath of an assassination. The woman, a Lithuanian spy, has just been apprehended by a double-aught British agent after she had murdered an embassy staff member, the junior envoy from Lichtenstein...

...what's that?...

...not envoy? Envy?...

...Hmmm, well, never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2020 10:36 AM (Fc5rx)

435 430 The Big 10 about face wasn't from political or medical concerns. College administrators running their virtue signaling campaign ran into the deep pockets alumni who noticed that all the other leagues were playing ball. If the alums weren't getting their money's worth, maybe they would find a different use for it.
Posted by: Downcast at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (SXQu3)

=========

"Purse strings have power? Who knew?"
-Congress

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:36 AM (UWqZJ)

436 Couldn't be cuter that girl.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (pMDVp)

Did you get her number?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Yeah, it's 976......

Posted by: Ants at September 16, 2020 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

437 Totally OT more than usual, but at the kiddos swim lesson last night I got a text from NC Dems about voting for Biden. I haven't lived in NC for 5 years.

Their data sucks.

Anyway, I told 'Neil' that Joe was a hair sniffing pedo and that he should check out the pool-cornpop video.

Neil responded that the video was a CGI rendering and that it wasn't real at all.

I can't really understand trying to square something so circular, but ok.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2020 10:36 AM (gAMkn)

438 Democrats are guilty of Covet-19

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (np1pY)

439 Double farts.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

440 Sloths just lick ants all day. They don't bother anyone.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (Rx19P)

Yeah?
Posted by: Ants


Yeah. Shaddup!

Posted by: Aunts at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (4Utw1)

441 BTW, The Dersh is suing CNN for $300M for defamation.

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (l3+k2)

442 >>Did you get her number?

No. She was too busy apologizing for not yielding for the uphill rider (me) and I was too busy trying not to advertise my religion and ... er, growing interest in her.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (pMDVp)

443 But if you spell "black" with a small "b" you're definitely a Nazi.
___

Pretty sure they used "n" not sure if upper or lower class since German is weird.


And no...not that n-word.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (qlFIA)

444
Yeah. Shaddup!
Posted by: Aunts at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (4Utw1)


EXPIRED!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

445 Couldn't be cuter that girl.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:33 AM (pMDVp)

Learn to be a crazy white boy mountain bike rider dropping a hundred feet to the cliff trail and she might give you a second look.

Again those white boys be crazy.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:38 AM (PxTjI)

446 Did you get her number?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


876-5309
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (4Utw1)



Why didn't I ever get a call from you?

Posted by: Jenny at September 16, 2020 10:38 AM (wPVhA)

447 Dammnnn, this painter blew right past weed and went straight into hallucinogens.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2020 10:38 AM (9Om/r)

448 and I was too busy trying not to advertise my religion and ... er, growing interest in her.
___

That moment when you realize talking with a pretty woman while wearing biking shorts has its drawbacks....

Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2020 10:38 AM (qlFIA)

449 Dammnnn, this painter blew right past weed and went straight into hallucinogens.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2020 10:38 AM (9Om/r)


He licked the frog.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 16, 2020 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

450 I shot the Merman but I did not shoot the seahorses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)

451 These German words threaten the margins like they were French borders.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2020 10:39 AM (LxTcq)

452 A mental image of garrett in spandex is one I did not need and now will never not be able to see.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:39 AM (ZLI7S)

453 ''Opera companies never stage his companion piece, "Wozzup" - why is that?''

Ok. That made me giggle.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 10:39 AM (gLRfa)

454 I'm sorry.
But I make better potato, egg & cheese taquitos BETTER than What-a-burger.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (4Utw1)

You're not supposed to go to Whataburger for TAQUITOS, silly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2020 10:39 AM (Ez6QX)

455 169 Uhg. Just got a call from my sister. She's a new mother, living in a very socially connected "Inside the Beltline" group of friends in Raleigh NC.

My mother apparently has been posting a lot of ... shall we say... politically incorrect things on facebook, that my sister's friends then see, screenshot them, then send them to my sister and start asking her "WTF" questions and making jokes about how my sister was raised by a racist (which apparently my mother admits she is - but she's had a black man hold a loaded shotgun to her face too so lets call it even.)

Anyways... this madness needs to end. It's going to drive my family apart

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 16, 2020 09:55 AM (9V81o)

Those people trash your mom to your sister? And your sister calls them friends?
This one's up to your sister. Glad she's got you!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 10:40 AM (hl9+B)

456 Did someone say long German words?

Betaubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung

Posted by: Some German speaker at September 16, 2020 10:40 AM (qlFIA)

457 That moment when you realize talking with a pretty woman while wearing biking shorts has its drawbacks....
Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2020 10:38 AM (qlFIA)

Paint a "g" on your bike at the end of where it says "schwin"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:40 AM (6FeV1)

458 >>A mental image of garrett in spandex is one I did not need and now will never not be able to see.


Make sure you remember to imagine the helmet and the goofy, fingerless gloves too!

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:40 AM (pMDVp)

459 Dammnnn, this painter blew right past weed and went straight into hallucinogens.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



Weed was last month.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:40 AM (4Utw1)

460 876-5309

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (4Utw1)


Why didn't I ever get a call from you?



Because one of you is dyslexic. 867...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (wzVKm)

461 Did he kiss the guy too before he stabbed him?

And that's a mighty big frog.

I thought it was some twist on the princess and the frog deal.

But Noooooo. We've got spurting blood from a pierced carotid.

A kiss that she'll remember all of her life.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (5sfJ+)

462 This picture disturbs me and I don't know why.

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (WEBkv)

463 Obviously, the sniper didn't kill the guy, his head is still on the body.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (gmo/4)

464
Biden taunts Trump after he calls for pre-debate drug tests: 'Get ready Mr. President. Here I come.


In a shocking and bold move, the Biden campaign obtained the consent of the Trump campaign to have Joe participate in debates while seated on a working toilet throughout each debate. "Yes, he has incontinence issues," SpokesJerk Donna Ukulele explained, "but who doesn't, from time to time?"

Bookmakers in Las Vegas leapt immediately to establish betting lines on when Joe'd flush the toilet, when would an audible fart be heard, and, in the hottest action of all, whether Joe would forget where he was and arise from the toilet seat while in full view of television cameras.

Adult undergarment manufacturers applauded the move.

No word was offered on progress in the talks set up to have VP candidate Harris deliver her debate remarks through a glory hole. "She's really most comfortable doing it that way," offered up Ukulele, "and her experience doing so is second to none."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

465 Some German words are so long they have perspective

- Mark Twain

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (Izzlo)

466 If the sins of Cultural Appropriation were applied to menus...

That would kill the whole scheme.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (np1pY)

467 This picture disturbs me and I don't know why.

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (WEBkv)
___
Is it because the frog is actually a sandwich?


Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (qlFIA)

468 I'll have the Salvia Salad with Psilocibin Mushrooms, please.

oh...
And a Large Absinthe.

Posted by: Thomas Thoedor Heine at September 16, 2020 10:42 AM (/cdLW)

469 182 Is that blood spurting out of the woman's neck?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2020 09:57 AM (88xKn)

Blood coming out of her whatever/wherever.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 10:42 AM (hl9+B)

470 You're not supposed to go to Whataburger for TAQUITOS, silly.
Posted by: Jordan61



They do a great breakfast menu.
Their Breakfast Burger is da bomb!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:42 AM (4Utw1)

471 That United Spot dub that Trump has now retweeted a couple of times with Biden bopping along to NWA was hilarious.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 16, 2020 10:42 AM (rB0Jx)

472 468 I'll have the Salvia Salad with Psilocibin Mushrooms, please.

oh...
And a Large Absinthe.
Posted by: Thomas Thoedor Heine at September 16, 2020 10:42 AM (/cdLW)


Ah, the Election Eve Hillary Cocktail.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2020 10:43 AM (s4dNo)

473 Ahhhh. I see that elfersucht means jealousy.

So the stabby guy was jealous of dead guy but then stabs to death the woman he was jealous about.

That's twisted.

Them Germans have some pretty twisted shit going on in their heads.

Must be that toilet training.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 16, 2020 10:43 AM (5sfJ+)

474 >>Them Germans have some pretty twisted shit going on in their heads.

Must be that toilet training.


People think that shelf is for turd inspections when it is really just a perch for your giant, blood eating frog.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:44 AM (/cdLW)

475 876-5309

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:35 AM (4Utw1)


Why didn't I ever get a call from you?


Because one of you is dyslexic. 867...
Posted by: Bandersnatch


That explains why Mr. Wong kept asking me how many egg rolls I wanted.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:44 AM (4Utw1)

476 It's a shame, but I see why the guy got jealous.

Thin with a big rack.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2020 10:45 AM (HrMC1)

477 That explains why Mr. Wong kept asking me how many egg rolls I wanted.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:44 AM (4Utw1)
+++++++++++
Reminds me of "Mr. Wrong" by Cracker, even though it isn't the same word.
https://youtu.be/tuJjFL-E2Lk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 10:45 AM (hYcqw)

478 black. Ohhh. I feel so racist.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2020 10:45 AM (rH0cI)

479 441 BTW, The Dersh is suing CNN for $300M for defamation.
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (l3+k2)

I guess they dropped his consulting contract.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:45 AM (Kpl3J)

480 I actually stumbled across the word 'schadenfreud' in a book called The Pleasure of Archeology that was published in 1970. In the chapter on Egypt the author even mentioned the United Arab Republic, talk about footnotes in history.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:46 AM (np1pY)

481 The only "germans" that would be stabby today are the boys from the aloha snack bar brigade.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 10:46 AM (gmo/4)

482 Ahhhh. I see that elfersucht means jealousy.

So the stabby guy was jealous of dead guy but then stabs to death the woman he was jealous about.

That's twisted.

Them Germans have some pretty twisted shit going on in their heads.

Must be that toilet training.





Posted by: jakee308 at September 16, 2020 10:43 AM

---

They have a Holiday called Fasching. It's basically an excuse for people to go out and act like they are not married and screw around.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

483 I guess they dropped his consulting contract.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:45 AM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++
Not necessarily. After all, Apple sued Samsung for IP violations *while* Samsung was a primary manufacturer for Apple processors...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 10:46 AM (hYcqw)

484 I was too busy trying not to advertise my religion and ... er, growing interest in her.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:37 AM (pMDVp)

Cycling tights can be revealing...

I rode the East Bay hills for years. Road bikes though.


Ever go numb? That is...disconcerting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (xT2tT)

485 Reminds me of:
In Hell I'll Be In Good Company by The Dead South

Posted by: Screw Em' at September 16, 2020 10:14 AM (T2yMa)

Well now I've got Rock and Roll Heaven stuck in my head.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (Ez6QX)

486 Correction: It might have been memory that Samsung was making for Apple. I don't entirely remember.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (hYcqw)

487 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (xT2tT)


I agree with this!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2020 10:17 AM (TdMsT)

At the center of it all is Desire. And at that point, my head always starts to hurt.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2020 10:19 AM (bCLt0)


If you want to place desire as the source point, then jealousy and envy are on the same path. One is the desire to hold onto what one has, the other the desire to possess what one does not.

Competition is on a completely different path, in that it focuses not so much on the other, as the effort to find the solution inside one's self. So the other in this situation is less important, it only serves as a measuring point, as a way to gauge the obstacles to achieving the desired goal. And once the goal is achieved, the victor has no animosity toward the other, and indeed is thankful for the challenge provided by the other.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (hku12)

488 Rick holding up five fingers. "Five pal!"

Mr. Wong, "Three! Three!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (np1pY)

489 >>Ever go numb? That is...disconcerting.


Ever do a century ride?

It takes that experience to a whole new level.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (/cdLW)

490
The Zodiac killer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (G51Gf)

491 They are remaking movies that had white characters and casting a black cast.

I think they can do that with this painting and call it

Brentwood

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 16, 2020 10:48 AM (PxTjI)

492 I have a girlfriend who lived in CT for a number of years, raising her young family.


Her family belonged to the same Y that Dick "dick" Blumenthal and his family belonged to. He used to swim laps in the lane next to her, in his Speedo.

I haven't been able to get that image out of my mind. *reaches for more brain bleach*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2020 10:49 AM (ptqGC)

493 "For you shall worship no other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God." Exodus 34:14.

That may be a unique Hebrew word, idk. With man, there may be no equivalent usage ... for man jealousy is generally "the green eyed monster" that consumes all reason. But the dictionary also gives us "vigilance in maintaining or guarding something." as usage three.


When Joesph was going to put his wife away privily, or when the Pharisees temped Jesus "the law says we stone her" .. are these actions a more positive definition of "jealousy"?


The look on the man with the knife seems more like rage, so that must be what the picture is about. But I'm just looking at the word itself ... and does it apply in a righteous way ... say for the cocktail party, having stolen our nation and living high by grifting off what our forefathers fought to attain for their children? Can I "jealously" protect the nation they won for US, protect it from the grifter cocktail party terds? (not a common usage, just a thought)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2020 10:49 AM (Cus5s)

494 Of course if the guy with the knife looked like OJ Simpson...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:49 AM (np1pY)

495
Rapey Murder Genetically Mutated Reptilian Wednesday.


What the hell Dildo??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 10:49 AM (nw6Hr)

496 rickb223, turn in your Texan card sir.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 10:50 AM (nFRLh)

497 They are remaking movies that had white characters and casting a black cast.

I think they can do that with this painting and call it

Brentwood
Posted by: Weaning is hard


ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:50 AM (4Utw1)

498 "Biden taunts Trump after he calls for pre-debate drug tests: 'Get ready Mr. President. Here I come.'".

-
Here I come walking down the street
Getting the funniest looks from everyone I meet
Hey hey I'm the Biden and people say I'm Biden around
But I'm too busy lyin' to put anybody down

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2020 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)

499 He seems nice.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2020 10:50 AM (FgJKq)

500 Good morning. This painting is all sorts of disturbing. And is that giant toad licking ...blood? ewww.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2020 10:50 AM (a0IVu)

501
Some German words are so long they have perspective

- Mark Twain
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 10:41 AM (Izzlo)


Also Twain:
"whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:51 AM (pNxlR)

502 Ever do a century ride?


It takes that experience to a whole new level.


Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (/cdLW)

Yup. Mostly in the South Bay. The Santa Cruz Mountains were great for centuries.


That is one of the great things about the Bay Area...fantastic cycling.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:51 AM (xT2tT)

503 My favorite Wuhan Virus read of the week. It's really good.

A Supercomputer Analyzed Covid-19 -- and an Interesting New Theory Has Emerged
A closer look at the Bradykinin hypothesis

Thomas Smith, Sep 1, 8 min read

https://tinyurl.com/y4dwlvbx
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2020 07:46 AM (rjE57)
====

And the article right below that one states, "herd immunity is not a good option."

Guess what? THIS SHIT IS NEVER GOING TO END.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 16, 2020 10:51 AM (vg8iE)

504 I am seeing a huge influx of TX license plates in the last couple of weeks here in the Black Hills. Did someone in TX leave the gate open?


Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 10:51 AM (gmo/4)

505
"Blood Toad" would be a great name for a heavy metal band.

It probably already was / is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:52 AM (pNxlR)

506 As he plunges the knife into her neck, he gently whispers, "I toad you so!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2020 10:52 AM (dfRN6)

507 I am seeing a huge influx of TX license plates in the last couple of weeks here in the Black Hills. Did someone in TX leave the gate open?


Posted by: Archer


Tired of the heat.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:52 AM (4Utw1)

508
German words are like legos. Just keep stacking them together, locking in place a bigger word.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 10:53 AM (nw6Hr)

509 Ever go numb? That is...disconcerting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (xT2tT)
----------------

Can confirm.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 10:53 AM (WEBkv)

510 Did someone say long German words?

Betaubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung
Posted by: Some German speaker at September 16, 2020


*
*

Clinesterton beademungen!

Posted by: James Blish at September 16, 2020 10:53 AM (Ejm1K)

511 jealousy is the mother of competition

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2020 10:11 AM (O+AcM)

I disagree. Jealousy is destructive and drives one to do evil. Competition drives one to do better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (xT2tT)

There's a line between healthy desire and jealousy. Desire is "Hey, that's a cool boat. I want one", then working until you can afford it.

Envy is when you think it should be yours. No effort will be made to honestly procure one. You're going to sabotage your neighbor and run him down to others.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 16, 2020 10:53 AM (2xzkf)

512 503 Eventually herd immunity will happen..we should have let it happen in the heat

Posted by: Bullshit Durham at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (ONvIw)

513 They are remaking movies that had white characters and casting a black cast.

I think they can do that with this painting and call it

Brentwood
Posted by: Weaning is hard


ISWYDT
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:50 AM (4Utw1)


Forensic evidence suggests Nicole was attacked first, Ron Goldman interrupted the attack before she was killed, he was then stabbed and incapacitated for a time, and OJ went back and almost took her head off. Then returned to Ron and viciously stabbed him multiple times.

Any notion this was anybody other than OJ is absurd.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (hku12)

514 rickb223, turn in your Texan card sir.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness



Never! I remember the Alamo!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (4Utw1)

515 Ever go numb? That is...disconcerting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (xT2tT)


It's comfy!


Pink Floyd

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (gmo/4)

516 Wow. Threadwinner at #6.

Posted by: Zek at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (r4fw8)

517
I am seeing a huge influx of TX license plates in the last couple of weeks here in the Black Hills. Did someone in TX leave the gate open?


Only two things raised in Texas. Which of those two do you think these are?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (pNxlR)

518 >>That is one of the great things about the Bay Area...fantastic cycling.


It does have some beautiful rides.

Marin county had some great MTB riding, too.

...and yeah, trying to piss after a century is awkward comedy at its finest.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (/cdLW)

519 I am seeing a huge influx of TX license plates in
the last couple of weeks here in the Black Hills. Did someone in TX
leave the gate open?




Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 10:51 AM

---

Your bars are open.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (JUOKG)

520 That is one of the great things about the Bay Area...fantastic cycling.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:51 AM (xT2tT)
----------------

Okay if I take a victory lap for spotting the cycling hands in your cooking video a couple of weeks ago?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (WEBkv)

521 De Blasio just announced that the entire mayor's office, about 500 people, will take a 1 week furlough starting October 1st. NYC is dying and it won't survive without a big cash infusion.

This is why Nancy won't make a deal without a blue shithole bailout. High stakes negotiating.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

522 >>I am seeing a huge influx of TX license plates in
the last couple of weeks here in the Black Hills.


Fucking Texans ALL over the Intermountain West this year.

Every trailhead has 2-3 of the bastards.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (/cdLW)

523 Ever go numb? That is...disconcerting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (xT2tT)



What?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (dNzKv)

524 ''I'd like to hang that painting opposite the toilet in the "Bathroom for Unwanted Guests".

to give them something to think about while they did their business. ''

Next to Flabby Guy on an Ottoman?

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (gLRfa)

525 The Alamo?

or Alamo Rent-a-Car because you never returned your rental?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (np1pY)

526 ...and yeah, trying to piss after a century is awkward comedy at its finest.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (/cdLW)

I usually go a few times a day. Holding it in for a century has got to hurt.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (Izzlo)

527
Your bars are open.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (JUOKG)

------

And your Governor is HAWT.

And can walk.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (nw6Hr)

528 296 That dead guy didn't stab himself! CACKLE, CACKLE, CACKLE!!!
Posted by: Hillary at September 16, 2020 10:14 AM (l3+k2)

I was guessing Kamala.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (hl9+B)

529 521 De Blasio just announced that the entire mayor's office, about 500 people, will take a 1 week furlough starting October 1st. NYC is dying and it won't survive without a big cash infusion.

This is why Nancy won't make a deal without a blue shithole bailout. High stakes negotiating.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

==========

If anything comes from a Trump re-election, the collapse of the blue enclaves will be the one thing I want most.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)

530 What?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (dNzKv)
------------

Have you had a vasectomy? Sort of like the numbing effect before the snip.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (WEBkv)

531 516 Wow. Threadwinner at #6.
Posted by: Zek at September 16, 2020 10:54 AM (r4fw


Wow.
I tried reading all the notes but gave up at #4.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (axyOa)

532 Martha McCallum infecting Varney & Co by providing the Biden campaign with the talking head fellatio.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (WQZ1O)

533 On reflection, it all makes sense once you recall the old German saying, "I'm happier than a giant toad feasting on corpseblood while watching a couple make out on a ledge."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (H5knJ)

534 >>What?


Your riding position basically cuts off all blood flow to your junk.

On a century ride, your 3rd leg will go dead.

The pins and needles when it comes back are not pleasant.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (/cdLW)

535 De Blasio just announced that the entire mayor's
office, about 500 people, will take a 1 week furlough starting October
1st. NYC is dying and it won't survive without a big cash infusion.



This is why Nancy won't make a deal without a blue shithole bailout. High stakes negotiating.


Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM

---

Trump isn't going to sign any bail out bill and they don't have a veto proof majority to push it through even if the democrats win the Senate.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (JUOKG)

536 I guess that is where numbnuts comes from

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (dNzKv)

537 391
Envy kicks Jealousy's ass.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Sloth don' give a shit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2020 10:30 AM (pNxlR)

Envy and jealousy are almost the same tho. They are both different forms of covetousness. The latter covets people, the former things. While covetousness isn't the worst of sins (that might be pride), it is the first sin. They can be tempered by hard work, which is a strength of capitalism, but can be destructive if encouraged, like in communism.

Posted by: Kris at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (OyyDO)

538 306 Looks like that guy had a little frog in his throat
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2020 10:16 AM (6FeV1)

hahahahaha
really; hahahahaha

Posted by: m at September 16, 2020 10:57 AM (hl9+B)

539 521 De Blasio just announced that the entire mayor's office, about 500 people, will take a 1 week furlough starting October 1st. NYC is dying and it won't survive without a big cash infusion.

This is why Nancy won't make a deal without a blue shithole bailout. High stakes negotiating.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

War Powers Act to bypass our "global congress" in DC?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 10:57 AM (n4scg)

540 What?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (dNzKv)

Consider yourself lucky that you don't know.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:58 AM (xT2tT)

541 Does that mean DeBolshevik and family will be leaving Gracie Mansion? To retire to their posh estates far from the unwashed mobs?

Perfect time for 'oooopppsss' to happen if so.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:58 AM (np1pY)

542 OT- I was able to get HCQ from mexipharmacy.mx

took 6 weeks but it did arrive.

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2020 10:58 AM (xptUS)

543 Yeah the PLO and Hamas are not reacting well to the Arab League telling them to shut up and sit down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2020 10:20 AM (np1pY)

undisciplined children never do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)


Making Black September an annual event would resolve all of this.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 16, 2020 10:59 AM (y7DUB)

544 What?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (dNzKv)
------------

Have you had a vasectomy? Sort of like the numbing effect before the snip.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 10:56 AM (WEBkv)

***

Had a vastectomy.

**adjusts tie, pulls brim of fedora down, winks at Mrs D**

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2020 10:59 AM (axyOa)

545 Ever go numb? That is...disconcerting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:47 AM (xT2tT)


I find it comfortable.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 10:59 AM (2JVJo)

546 Fucking Texans ALL over the Intermountain West this year.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM


We can't help it that awareness is growing among the ladies that everything is bigger in Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2020 10:59 AM (DMUuz)

547 Okay if I take a victory lap for spotting the cycling hands in your cooking video a couple of weeks ago?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2020 10:55 AM (WEBkv)

Heh...it's been awhile since I rode.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2020 10:59 AM (xT2tT)

548
Does that mean DeBolshevik and family will be leaving Gracie Mansion? To
retire to their posh estates far from the unwashed mobs?

The $850 million his wife stole from the tax payers will go a long way to make that a comfy retirement.


Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2020 11:00 AM (gmo/4)

549
I am comforted that when I start to read a MUMR post... I can update and POOF..... he gone.


Quite.... refreshing.


*pun intended

Posted by: fixerupper at September 16, 2020 11:00 AM (nw6Hr)

550 Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2020 10:49 AM (Cus5s)

I think there's a common conflation of jealousy and envy.

Envy is the green-eyed monster.

Jealous is not a perfect synonym.

One definition is "solicitous or vigilant in guarding or maintaining something", which isn't a negative trait at all.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 16, 2020 11:00 AM (2xzkf)

551 I find it comfortable.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2020 10:59 AM (2JVJo)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2020 11:00 AM (Ez6QX)

552 Noooooooooooooood! Weasel monkey!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 16, 2020 11:01 AM (SOdht)

553 hmm, MUNG is a lot more foul mouthed this morning than usual. Must be feeling some pressure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2020 11:01 AM (Kpl3J)

554 Guest weasel shaped monkey above!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2020 11:01 AM (hku12)

555 At least 70% of American Citizens are facing a suicide level of financial crisis at home. Not directly depositing money month on a temporary UBI basis is criminal while foreign countries, multinational corporations, illegals, non citizens, and billionaires get bailouts and free shit.

You have a social security number, you get a monthly check. This isn't rocket science and cuts though all the red tape.

This should have been done back in March but The GOP stabbing their base in the dick at every turn.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 16, 2020 11:02 AM (n4scg)

556 Noodus weaselii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2020 11:02 AM (Ejm1K)

557 Welp, coffee finished, time to head to a local restaurant to see if we can possibly dine in.

Temps have dropped, so, outside dining is possible, but all of the muck in the air makes it a disagreeable experience.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 16, 2020 11:02 AM (WEBkv)

558 426 ''Biden taunts Trump after he calls for pre-debate drug tests: 'Get ready Mr. President. Here I come.'"''

PDT is shaking in his boots. Shaking with laughter that is
=========

Mandelbaum Mandelbaum Mandelbaum !!!

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2020 11:03 AM (rD1FS)

559 Wonder if they have a word for past their prime, sundowning, buffoonish presidential candidates. And I do not mean Hindenburg

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2020 09:56 AM


Gotterdammerung?

Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2020 11:03 AM (OMsf+)

560 You want Coloradans
You'll accept Texans
You'll get Californians

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 16, 2020 11:03 AM (nFRLh)

561 Is that Fred Muggs?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2020 11:17 AM (CjFDo)

562 That painting's a must-have for my collection!

Posted by: John Podesta at September 16, 2020 11:26 AM (11H2y)

563 521- A furlough by DeBlaz would be the best thing that could have happened to the city in the year so far. Only a week???

Posted by: John Podesta at September 16, 2020 11:36 AM (11H2y)

564 Eifersucht is, literally, 'eager search'. Somehow, the Germans get 'jealousy' of that.
I'm not sure that this helps.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 16, 2020 03:46 PM (17+9D)

565 The Butler did it

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 16, 2020 06:08 PM (FLiOE)

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