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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Marcus Larson
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 09:30 AM (PyjNl)
Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Lovely piece.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (3XqsM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (aOdFB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (ROLxQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: McCool at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (BySB9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Sir Jake Blues at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: A Stoner at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2020 09:33 AM (3D/fK)
Good bi-level clouds as well. They hint at a front moving in within a day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:34 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (+YYKs)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (uS2EJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (+YYKs)
....boobs the size of watermelons!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:35 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (gmo/4)
"Use the mark to invoke the snake"
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (88xKn)
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Sailing under a new moon and cloudy skies is even more interesting.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (pMGkg)
The U-boats would have to surface and use a deck gun. None of these vessels are worth a torpedo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (hyuyC)
Blue is my art, now I'm without you...
Posted by: Marcus Larson at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (HaL55)
That's IT!
The Washington Manskins.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Rk6Cp)
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That actually happened to me during crew practice in college once. I looked around, lens popped out. I found it in the wash when we got back to the dock. Being a college kid, I just rinsed it off and popped it back in.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (hyuyC)
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Too shallow-draft, anyway.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (jbF6h)
September 19th, two days after Constitution Day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:37 AM (hyuyC)
Arrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (OyyDO)
Whats a pirates favorite letter ???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Bruce at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (X/Pw5)
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The U-boats would have to surface and use a deck gun. None of these vessels are worth a torpedo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (hyuyC)
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Too shallow-draft, anyway.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM
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One could always use Mexican jumping torpedoes.
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (pMGkg)
Larson. I loved his Far Side cartoons
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM (o2MD2)
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Bummer of a birthmark Hall.
Midvale school for the gifted.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:38 AM (l3+k2)
Artistic license. Maybe from a licentious artist??
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:31 AM
Mansken. It's a like a scandi Grey Poupon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
9/19
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (ROLxQ)
Posted by: Zombie Glen Fry at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (gtNWf)
R?
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (X/Pw5)
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Everyone says R ....... but a pirates true love is the C.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (3XqsM)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM
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I believe there are some pirates who love the D.
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)
Doreen breezes thru equine medicine at vet school
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
There's a poop deck on the right
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (ROLxQ)
Works for snuggling your goods, too.
Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (Rk6Cp)
That seems, dumb.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (IDjUx)
It's the politics of contraband
It's the smuggler's blues
Posted by: Zombie Glen Fry at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (gtNWf)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)
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"Tie 'im to the railin' and give 'im forty strokes...and then, whip 'im!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: fixerupper
Bought my now, ex wife, that coffee mug when she got her bs degree.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (3XqsM)
I believe there are some pirates who love the D.
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)
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Butt pirates arrrrrrrrrrrr not real pirates matey.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (8XRCm)
That might be a bit early for spinnakers. The modern spinnaker is a pretty recent invention, and even its precursors were pretty recent (19th century...maybe).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)
buggery whipping rum buggery
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheHoser at September 15, 2020 09:42 AM (IDjUx)
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"Tie 'im to the railin' and give 'im forty strokes...and then, whip 'im!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Only at the pier, not under way!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (3XqsM)
Correct would be Sea in Moon's Glow, maybe?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (jbF6h)
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"Moonlight", I would say. How GT got "man" is beyond me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (OyyDO)
85 Midvale school for the gifted.
Posted by: fixerupper
Bought my now, ex wife, that coffee mug when she got her bs degree.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (3XqsM)
Would love to have one of those.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)
Doreen breezes thru equine medicine at vet school
God at His computer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Bruce at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (Rk6Cp)
Are you going to believe Google for translations??
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: fixerupper
Bought my now, ex wife, that coffee mug when she got her bs degree.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM (3XqsM)
Would love to have one of those.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (bCLt0)
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Just talk to any divorce attorney and you can have one too.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (8XRCm)
"man" with the little circle on the a is "moon" (pronounced roughly the same).
I think.
"skin" being cognate to english "shine"
Again... I think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
A dark and ominous painting, by a dark and deeply introspective artist.
"He ain't hav i. He's a brooder."
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
I read that on PT boat in Pacific islands hand bent rudders to make the torpedo porpoise as the Japs barges were very shallow draft.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
all the gubs dumped
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (l3+k2)
Like going to the vet's to get " tutored"?
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:48 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (O+AcM)
Needs a magnetic field or a strong pressure wave. And a multimillion torpedo for a brig? PEO Subs will be unhappy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM
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Thez YOU, ya silly!
Posted by: TheButtPiratesofPenzance at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
There's a poop deck on the right
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Pelosi's driveway !
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (88xKn)
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For simple phrases, it works reasonably well. It did correcly identify the language as Swedish, and put me on the right path for a correct interpretation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:46 AM (HaL55)
crtl alt DELETE
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (vd8XM)
Just talk to any divorce attorney and you can have one too.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (8XRCm)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater, Revived at September 15, 2020 09:49 AM (jbF6h)
It's...oh wait, I've forgotten what I wanted to say.
Never mind.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2020 09:50 AM (Fc5rx)
Ooh! Ooh! This man WENT to college.
I'm impressed. I shoulda gone to some classes like you apparently did.
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 09:50 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (hyuyC)
Hey, I'm a spend thrift. And no, I would use a Mk-48 on those sailboats. Gee, a M-2 would sink those boats.
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: davidt at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (3XqsM)
Here is a little heartbreak: Miami high school players suspended for waving American flag on 9/11
https://tinyurl.com/yyrao6lf
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (gtNWf)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (3XqsM)
thats less than downtown!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 09:39 AM
When I was in college, I used to swim laps in the deep end of the school's Olympic-sized indoor pool. One day, I forgot to take out my (hard) contacts before I jumped in to swim. After completing my laps, I got out and realized they were gone. A friend of mine got in the pool to help me look for them. I gave up and was already back in my dorm room when I got a knock on my door. After looking for about a half hour, my friend had actually found one of them down near the drain!
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 09:52 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 09:52 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: tubal
EBay - $11.98
Posted by: rickb223
They used to be a nickel.....
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Andy Gillum at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: fixerupper
Doreen breezes thru equine medicine at vet school
God at His computer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career
How talented does a cartoonist have to be to have his work recalled by tens of thousands, 25 years after he quit publishing, by just stating the caption?
Amazing.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (dUJdY)
I feel the same way about most Dem politicians
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Moonbeam
Which one ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/yyrao6lf
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2020 09:51 AM (gtNWf)
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The courts have long held that public schools are government.
Government cannot tell its captive students what they can and cannot say, except under certain extreme circumstances.
This public school is gonna get sued into fucking oblivion.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (8XRCm)
O/T but art related:
According to an early review for the book, titled Troubled Blood, the storyline centers around a cisgender male serial killer who dresses up like a woman to murder his female victims. Activists, reviewers and people in the transgender community are pointing out that the book has an anti-trans plotline that could be harmful to the community.
Holy smokes, she it totally calling their bluff.
Sounds like she is using her fiction to demonstrate how trans activist demands re: allowing men in women-only spaces can be abused by men pretending to be women. Nice.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (bDqIh)
How talented does a cartoonist have to be to have his work recalled by tens of thousands, 25 years after he quit publishing, by just stating the caption?
Amazing.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (Rvt8
Maybe the best ever.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (ySswD)
Damn updates.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (dUJdY)
I feel the same way about most Dem politicians
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
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Can we start with Ted Wheeler and the Portland City Council?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
9/19
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)
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o_O
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:45 AM
You said buggery twice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (Tl7a9)
Posted by: Sponge
Operettas take you down half way.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 09:56 AM (Rvt88)
The Far Side >>>> Doonesbury
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:57 AM (8XRCm)
Ya need a baton
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (ySswD)
I have that one. I really like reading the complaint letters.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (o2MD2)
The Far Side >>>> Doonesbury
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:57 AM (8XRCm)
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The one I reeeeeaaallly hate is "Close To Home", which is nothing but a poorly-drawn Far Side rip-off.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (qe5CM)
Calvin and Hobbes
Hard to pick a winner there.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM
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We have the complete set of both and my kids read them to shreds.
Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)
There may come a time before long when we are all outlaws no matter what choices we make. If course, if that happens, the law will be completely debased and there will be no more moral imperative to follow it.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (hgx/q)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (RJCvt)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM
UNC- Chapel Hill.
Posted by: Moonbeam
LOL !
I meant which contact; and you KNEW that !
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (hyuyC)
Calvin and Hobbes
Hard to pick a winner there.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (8XRCm)
Calvin and Hobbes, by a nose. There's a sweetness and charm to it. The Far Side was great in its zaniness.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (OyyDO)
Kamala talks about the Harris Administration in anticipation of becoming president quickly after a supposed Biden win, and yet no one actually follows her little campaign stops except when she flubs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM
UNC- Chapel Hill.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 09:59 AM
HAHAHA- I thought you meant which school. I believe it was the right, which was good since that is my dominant eye.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (qe5CM)
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The Far Side
Calvin and Hobbes
Hard to pick a winner there.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM
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No need to pick a winner. Just read both, then YOU win.
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (pMGkg)
We are advertising all over the place, but as much as we do, the Fake News likes to say we aren't. Just being smart. We have much more money than we had at same time in 2016. Also spending on other, and different, elements of the campaign. Starting to get great poll numbers!
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)
There may come a time before long when we are all outlaws no matter what choices we make. If course, if that happens, the law will be completely debased and there will be no more moral imperative to follow it.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (hgx/q)
Agreed. But that will not make all of us sea pirates.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (AMIL/)
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moonbeam
the one with the whip ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (oVJmc)
While that's the Far Side I think of in terms of the punchline most frequently, there's another multipanel cartoon of an alien trying to teach a pet tricks and the pet struggling to do the last one. The frsutrated alien owner yells, "Kakaphooney! PHOONEY!" at the little pet and it gets it right.
There's something very universal about that one.
Posted by: TheButtPiratesofPenzance at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (IDjUx)
"man" with the little circle on the a is "moon" (pronounced roughly the same).
I think.
"skin" being cognate to english "shine"
Again... I think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2020 09:47 AM (/EuRN)
So not sea in man's glow. But probably Sea in moon glow for a more direct translation. I imagine that if you want for a better title you would use Sea in Moonlight.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (2fGCR)
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)
There may come a time before long when we are all outlaws no matter what choices we make. If course, if that happens, the law will be completely debased and there will be no more moral imperative to follow it.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (hgx/q)
Agreed. But that will not make all of us sea pirates.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (AMIL/)
Land pirates?
Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (PyjNl)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)
Comrade, to be fair, they were mostly peaceful murderous thieves, but fully intended to turn their lives around as soon as they were accepted into the Merchant Marine Academy!
Posted by: CNN Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (RJCvt)
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Narrow ruling limiting offensive or disruptive speech. Speech that is "disruptive to classroom leaning"
In this case..... not a classroom setting. Also..... unless the school can show that standing and applauding at an athletic event disrupts classroom learning..... they gonna write a BIG check.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (2C38g)
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They like to surprise you, and come right up over the stern. Gotta stay alert.
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck Kristol at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (gtNWf)
We are advertising all over the place, but as much as we do, the Fake News likes to say we aren't. Just being smart. We have much more money than we had at same time in 2016. Also spending on other, and different, elements of the campaign. Starting to get great poll numbers!
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (cF8AT)
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I hope so. I'm tired of all the Biden ads here.
Posted by: WisRich at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (bDqIh)
We are advertising all over the place, but as much as we do, the Fake News likes to say we aren't. Just being smart. We have much more money than we had at same time in 2016. Also spending on other, and different, elements of the campaign. Starting to get great poll numbers!
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM (cF8AT)
Lawyers aren't cheap, is what I glean from the subtext.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:05 AM (dNzKv)
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Narrow ruling limiting offensive or disruptive speech. Speech that is "disruptive to classroom leaning"
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Heh. Typo shows MO of modern "education".
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 10:05 AM (pMGkg)
The Far Side >>>> Doonesbury
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:57 AM (8XRCm)
The Far Side >>>>> all other comics.
None of them have named a part of a dinosaur have they? I rest my case.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (2fGCR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (O+AcM)
What dogs hear vs. what cats hear
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM
Igor, put that Wolfman doll down. Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre!
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (bCLt0)
No kidding. I know I can't afford one!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (wKVno)
Also..... unless the school can show that standing and applauding at an
athletic event disrupts classroom learning..... they gonna write a BIG
check.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (8XRCm)
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Case dismissed, with prejudice.
Posted by: Hawaiian Trained Obama Judges at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (gtNWf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2020 10:07 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: CNN Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (2C38g)
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Well, a reputed pirate, Lancelot Blackburne, eventually became the Anglican Archbishop of York, so it's not unpossible.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 10:07 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:07 AM (Rk6Cp)
202 Lawyers aren't cheap, is what I glean from the subtext.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 10:04 AM (bCLt0)
No kidding. I know I can't afford one!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (wKVno)
Hehheh.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: the cows get up to no good at September 15, 2020 10:08 AM (BpjJB)
And who decides what is disruptive? What is the definition of a disrupted classroom?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (dV48Q)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
9/19
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at September 15, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
Pirates? What? If you want to glorify a group of murderous thieves, and pretend to be one, I can't stop you.
Posted by: Gref
They could have wanted to "Talk like a Senator".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (3XqsM)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (WR6xq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (wKVno)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
None of them have named a part of a dinosaur have they? I rest my case.
And some insect or something as well? I remember seeing something named as [ genus ] larsoni.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:09 AM (qc+VF)
Level off! Level off!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)
Posted by: Moonbeam
the one with the whip ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:02 AM
How did you know about my face tattoo?
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:00 AM (hgx/q)
Too late my friend, that critical connection between a "system of laws", based on a common morality, vanished completely when Congress (as well as state legislatures) allowed "administrative laws" to be written (and enforced with the full power of the State) by unaccountable unelected bureaucrats!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:11 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (wKVno)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:58 AM (8XRCm)
Calvin and Hobbes, by a nose. There's a sweetness and charm to it. The Far Side was great in its zaniness.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:01 AM (OyyDO)
The Golden Age of Comics, that's for sure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)
Trump's own campaign staff couldn't have planned this better.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (arJlL)
I've always wondered about the effectiveness of that. If I had to guess the constant saturation of ads on the TV and radio isn't an efficient way to spend money anymore, if it ever was.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (4thlk)
WORST Sunday Funnies of all time????
"Nancy"
Just terrible.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)
Mary Worth.
*mic drop*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (wKVno)
Larson painted a lot of riverscapes with powerful, stormy waters and endangered ships. This one is restful, almost serene. The various shades of blue, none overly harsh, are relaxing. The viewer can almost hear the creak of the ropes and soft sounds of water against the hulls and shore. The line of lights in the water shows just how calm the area is. It is very effective.
Thanks, CBD. What an enjoyable, pleasant scene to start the day.
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)
By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be Avenged!!!
Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (88xKn)
THE KING IS A FINK!!!
No, not at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (wKVno)
You may be thinking of the buttless aphid, named after someone else entirely.
Posted by: Sciencetitian at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (BpjJB)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (88xKn)
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The King is a fink!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (Q3ZwH)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (O+AcM)
That comment should fin-ish the thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (2C38g)
All I could think was:
"Something something wind, something something whirlwind."
Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (ZfRYq)
"Nancy"
Just terrible.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)
Mary Worth.
*mic drop*
Posted by: Insomniac
Prince Valiant.
Mic drop
*Picks up mic
Drops again
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (3XqsM)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I went to school with Gary Larsen so gotta go with my fellow Coug.
Goes looking for coffee.
Oh. Nice art today.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (axyOa)
Frippin on the zotz!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (wKVno)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020 10:13 AM (88xKn)
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Yup.
And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kurt E. at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (DMUuz)
"Nancy"
Just terrible.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)
Even worse than that - Doonesbury. Guy had one somewhat funny strip when he was a hippie - nothing but tiresome political bullshit ever since.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)
You may be thinking of the buttless aphid, named after someone else entirely.
Posted by: Sciencetitian
Brie Larson
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (3XqsM)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (wKVno)
Repeat ad nauseum.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (jbF6h)
Frippin on the zotz!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (wKVno)
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Clams got legs!
Okay, same artist.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM (Dc5Qe)
So, what you are really saying is that it is indeed all Trump's fault?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:06 AM (O+AcM)
That comment should fin-ish the thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (2C38g)
Dang. Looks like I got in at the tail end of that one.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)
I, a Major, a physician with 27 years of military service, have to meet with command tomorrow for a 30 minute one-on-one to go through a 3 page 50 point risk reduction tool in order to identify "risks" to my personal safety or mental health because of several "safety incidents" which happened among the junior enlisted this summer.
Take 1000 20 somethings, confine them to their dorm rooms and limited excursions within a 25 mile radius for 6 months over the summer and be shocked when there are incidents. Then make everybody get counseling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: dantesed at September 15, 2020
*
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The guard brings the usual bowl of swill to the prisoner in the dungeon, but there is a birthday candle stuck into the swill.
Prisoner: "Whose birthday is it?"
Guard: "The swill's . . . it's a year old today."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (arJlL)
at this time in 2016, he didn't have the proverbial pot to pee in, IIRC. HRC & DNC were outspending him about 4-1, again IIRC.
So that's kind of a low bar.
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (gtNWf)
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I remember reading a couple of decades ago that everyone commits three to seven felonies every single day. It's all just a matter of when they want to arrest you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:10 AM (wKVno)
I, a Major, a physician with 27 years of military service, have to meet with command tomorrow for a 30 minute one-on-one to go through a 3 page 50 point risk reduction tool in order to identify "risks" to my personal safety or mental health because of several "safety incidents" which happened among the junior enlisted this summer.
Take 1000 20 somethings, confine them to their dorm rooms and limited excursions within a 25 mile radius for 6 months over the summer and be shocked when there are incidents. Then make everybody get counseling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)
And what does this ink blot remind you of?
Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (PyjNl)
Mic drop
*Picks up mic
Drops again
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:14 AM (3XqsM)
To be honest though, Prince Valiant wasn't "funny."
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (HrMC1)
*mic drop*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:12 AM
+1.
Got your boots and Stetson ready, Insom?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (DMUuz)
And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield
Love Bloom County
w/Bill the cat "Pfttttttflg!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
2012 LV screen had Obama up 3 to 7 points.
2016, only the LA Times poll (which they're not doing this year) had Trump winning, and by only 2
That last one is weird-- the only one to get it right and ... they throw in the towel?
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (aO8Gd)
Calvin and Hobbes, by a nose. There's a sweetness and charm to it. The Far Side was great in its zaniness.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020
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Calvin is daydreaming about winged dinosaurs, when his teacher asks him, "Calvin, what state do you live in?"
Calvin: "Denial."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (rpbg1)
at this time in 2016, he didn't have the proverbial pot to pee in, IIRC. HRC & DNC were outspending him about 4-1, again IIRC.
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*squinty eyes*
Watch it deplorable
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton . . . who will NEVER be President of the United States at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (8XRCm)
Running around in purple tights, punching bad guys and leaving a skull shaped scar from his rings, two .45's one on each hip and being worshiped and feared as a god by the ignorant savages.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (o2MD2)
The original "clapter"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (/EuRN)
The whole damn lot of them always were insufferable other than poor, neglected April, then Lynn Johnson got all SJW, then the strip wrapped up with the worst finale in the history of things when Elizabeth the Golden Vagina home-wrecked Blandthony's marriage in order to marry him herself and everyone in the strip acted like this was The Best Thing Ever, while readers reacted in horror and disgust.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)
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It's a mystery.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
And what does this ink blot remind you of?
Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (PyjNl)
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Woman with large breasts.
Woman with medium breasts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (9Om/r)
Thought you all would like to know.
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (o2MD2)
You may be thinking of the buttless aphid, named after someone else entirely.
Posted by: Sciencetitian
Brie Larson
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:15 AM (3XqsM)
I'm telling you all. You're looking at the wrong side.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (axyOa)
It doesn't make sense.
The enthusiasm is real.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (HrMC1)
Back in the day, long ago I started my career working in the circulation dept. One fine day the paper decided to pull the Peanuts strip from the paper. I was working the phones that Sunday. It was one of the single worst days of my working life. Subscribers (and non-subscribers) were OUTRAGED they would pull that strip. The phones were jammed my entire shift. We got thousands of cancellations and threats to cancel, and angry customers wanting to speak directly to the publisher. You would have thought we set of a dirty nuke in the city.
Needless to say, Peanuts was back in the paper the next week. And it's still there today. :-)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:17 AM (ySswD)
An exaggeration, but probably true on tax day.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (hgx/q)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (jbF6h)
Woman with large breasts.
Woman with medium breasts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (UWqZJ)
Women with small breasts and LARGE areolas
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (HrMC1)
It doesn't make sense.
The enthusiasm is real.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (HrMC1)
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I can believe that they put forward a bunch of cash early to develop a very robust ground game while sacrificing their ability to run television ads to a certain degree.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (UWqZJ)
Thought you all would like to know.
Posted by: JTB
*Raises hand*
Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)
Take 1000 20 somethings, confine them to their dorm rooms and limited excursions within a 25 mile radius for 6 months over the summer and be shocked when there are incidents. Then make everybody get counseling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)
Ah. That much-vaunted military intelligence I hear so much about.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (wKVno)
That last one is weird-- the only one to get it right and ... they throw in the towel?
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (aO8Gd)
Trump lost the popular vote. He didn't win by 2.
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Q3ZwH)
Needless to say, Peanuts was back in the paper the next week. And it's still there today. :-)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM (Dc5Qe)
I agree with their sentiment.
Don't fuck with Snoopy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Running around in purple tights, punching bad guys and leaving a skull shaped scar from his rings, two .45's one on each hip and being worshiped and feared as a god by the ignorant savages.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (Z+IKu)
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And Diana was kinda hawt.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (3XqsM)
Woman with medium breasts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (UWqZJ)
Women with small breasts and LARGE areolas
Posted by: JoeF.
WOMEN !
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (jbF6h)
A throw back to the old days.
NC Wyeth could have drawn it
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (HrMC1)
What dogs hear vs. what cats hear
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020
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I have a coffee mug with that on it.
Though I disagree that cats don't hear their names. Mine have always known what I called them. They just don't always care.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (rpbg1)
That last one is weird-- the only one to get it right and ... they throw in the towel?
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (aO8Gd)
Trump lost the popular vote. He didn't win by 2.
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Q3ZwH)
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"California's popular vote margin is going to make up for Biden's loses in the Midwest."
-Pollsters of 2020
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (UWqZJ)
I can't express my hatred for the anarchist, BLM, Democrat, socialist, and antifa scum appropriately here because I would get perma-banned.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (2C38g)
Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)
See you in the funny papers!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (3khas)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (3khas)
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (hgx/q)
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Careful listening to that new Beyonce song on the youtubes, citizen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)
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Dick Tracy
Steve Canyon
not funny
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Someguy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (PyjNl)
"That one looks like two guys sitting near a desk, and one of them looks like he's reading some questions, and look! the other one has put a noose around his neck and is choking the life out of him!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (Kpl3J)
It's written by a local guy and is growing in national audience pretty rapidly.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (DMUuz)
I own neither, but spiritually speaking, yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (wKVno)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (BSTC+)
Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (HrMC1)
The other national polls (averaged together) weren't THAT far off by election day-- they had HRC up just a little more than she actually was up.
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (Cssks)
And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield
Love Bloom County
w/Bill the cat "Pfttttttflg!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (bDqIh)
The entire Deathtongue story line is great. I have the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book but sadly lost the record years ago.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 15, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)
Heh. Glad I'm retired.
I was always pissed when on a post of 20,000 troops, one gets in an accident while on leave a thousand miles away and the CG decided every vehicle must be safety inspected before any future leaves and every holiday. By the Company Commander no less.
Each inspection was about 10 minutes plus driving to and from.
Do the math. How many wasted hours? Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (axyOa)
It's a book.
https://tinyurl.com/Three-Felonies-Book
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (qc+VF)
"I need help. We need help,"Soracesaid, calling on leaders across
Pennsylvania to help forge a solution to shootings involving police
officers."I am clear beyond a doubt that we lack the tools, the
resources, the expertise andthe capacity to do this on our own here in
the City of Lancaster."
Sorace was blunt when a reporter asked if she expected more violent protests tonight.
"You're
asking that question that quite honestly makes me want to throw up. It
is my fervent hope that there will be no more violent protests tonight,"
shesaid.
How stupid do you have to be to vote for someone this fcking worthless?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (MDw4p)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Trust me, I was on THEIR side. I stopped trying to do damage control after the third call. "Ma'am, I read the comics too and I'm right there with you!"
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (Dc5Qe)
>Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Not Family Circus.
Posted by: garrett
"Billy was whining so I popped his ass"
Facebook Family Circus is better.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (3XqsM)
comic beloved by homosexuals, communists, and especially homosexual
communists. In Donaldus Magnus's third term, when he is declared a god,
the emperor's divine cult will keep D.C. lit during eclipses by burning
Doonesbury fans alive.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)
soooo much THIS.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Sandy Claws at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (hku12)
The entire Deathtongue story line is great. I have the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book but sadly lost the record years ago.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (OyyDO)
I KNOW I have the book, but haven't looked for the record. I'm sure I have it around here somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020
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*
Most but not all. There was once a James Bond strip in one of the British newspapers prior to the first movie and extending for a few years after. The way they drew Bond was remarkably like Sean Connery even before he was cast. They were dramatic strips, adapting the Fleming novels to a visual format before the movies took up the property.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Au Contraire.....
Posted by: Red Baron at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (HrMC1)
It is not what one would think from the name.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:20 AM
Doesn't matter. A certain physical charm can't make up for the lack of personality.
NSYDIC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (HrMC1)
*********
Amish
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (3khas)
Calvin: "Denial."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (rpbg1)
I think Calvin lives just down my street!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (2C38g)
And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield
Love Bloom County
w/Bill the cat "Pfttttttflg!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (bDqIh)
The entire Deathtongue story line is great. I have the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book but sadly lost the record years ago.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (OyyDO)
ACKPTH!
*plays their record backwards*
Stay in school...go to church...tithe!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
>Aren't all comic strips Humor Based ?
Not Family Circus.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (3khas)
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C'mon, those strips where we get to see all the places Jeffy goes are frickin' hilarious!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (jbF6h)
********
REPORT: Bernie Sanders Privately Expressing Concerns About Joe Biden's Campaign GP
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (1Dmt5)
https://tinyurl.com/Three-Felonies-Book
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (qc+VF)
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Thanks!
The one I always remember is it that it's illegal to move prescription medication that you own and that never leaves your possession from it's original bottle to another bottle.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (jbF6h)
********
REPORT: Bernie Sanders Privately Expressing Concerns About Joe Biden's Campaign GP
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (1Dmt5)
==========
Why should he worry?
Biden has a huge lead in the CBS national poll.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM (rpbg1)
My wife keeps trying to get me to call her cat in from the back porch. So I open the door and give it the good old try. Then I can tell my wife one of my favorite Marlon Brando lines; "She looked at me like I was a Bug."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (Kpl3J)
Calvin: "Denial."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (rpbg1)
I think Calvin lives just down my street!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Calvin's snowmen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (3XqsM)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (r4WcK)
And, we forget, but Hillary made a huge push in the final weeks to run up the vote in blue states
That's why I discount all the doom about fraud this time.
The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (RuIsu)
soooo much THIS.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (9Om/r)
Oh my. What did Trudeau do now? Beside being a wanker?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)
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(Glances at "what are you looking at?" t-shirt in drawer that hasn't been worn in twenty years but I can't get rid of)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (ySswD)
And, we forget, but Hillary made a huge push in the final weeks to run up the vote in blue states
That's why I discount all the doom about fraud this time.
The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)
=========
Jill Stein showed the world how on the Democratic cheating machine was in 2016, and surprisingly few people seem to remember that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (UWqZJ)
"You're asking that question that quite honestly makes me want to throw up. It is my fervent hope that there will be no more violent protests tonight."
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Hope??? You.... HOPE???
Listen up fuckwit. You were elected as the chief executive in your enclave.
Its YOUR FUCKING JOB to take actions that ensure there is "no more violent actions" in your jurisdiction.
If the thought of THAT.... make you want to "throw up".... get the fuck out of the way, resign. Time to let an adult actually LEAD for a change.
Hand wring fucking beta cucks. Jeebus.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Floridachick
Captain Needledick ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (arJlL)
for a new job with much potential. I am praying for him and for his
family's safety.
I can't express my hatred for the anarchist, BLM, Democrat,
socialist, and antifa scum appropriately here because I would get
perma-banned.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:22 AM
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We used to go to Lancaster PA every summer for Historicon. We would spend 3-4 days there and I never suspected there was that large of a black population in the City.
Nearly all of the workers at the hotels and touristy stuff were hispanic or white. Very rarely did I see black people working those jobs.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (CynfJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (SIo1x)
Holy shit, mine died decades ago!
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (CynfJ)
1,027 have been rejected.
700 are from Dems or 68.2%
129 GOP
Indy. 198
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (Q3ZwH)
NSYDIC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (DMUuz)
Oh.
Well hell. I didn't realize you were gonna talk to her.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (axyOa)
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I bet it's illegal at work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (ySswD)
Certainly against policy, anyway, UNLESS you can show a related disability like narcolepsy, chronic fatigue syndrome, or fibromyalgia. Then they have to make reasonable accommodation to let you sleep on the job, as long as you can otherwise carry out its essential functions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
Me likey! Would hang it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (pNxlR)
Last time, he made a dramatic plea for something that was already in the works in congress. That smug sociopath hasn't been honest a day in his life.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (LxTcq)
Not kidding.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
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Snugglebunnies.
Sweaty snugglebunnies.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (Rk6Cp)
And Hagar the Horrible
BC
Beatle Bailey
Lil Abner
Garfield
Love Bloom County
w/Bill the cat "Pfttttttflg!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 10:18 AM (bDqIh)
The entire Deathtongue story line is great. I have the Billy and the Boingers Bootleg book but sadly lost the record years ago.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (OyyDO)
ACKPTH!
*plays their record backwards*
Stay in school...go to church...tithe!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
Steve Dallas as the band manager. LOL.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (OyyDO)
Obviously no relation to Brie since he seems to have a bit of talent.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (SIo1x)
No talent? Name an actress who does bitchy, talentless, and assless better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:31 AM (o2MD2)
And, we forget, but Hillary made a huge push in the final weeks to run up the vote in blue states
That's why I discount all the doom about fraud this time.
The dems always have their fraud machine on 11 and they damned sure used it in 2016.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)
=========
Jill Stein showed the world how on the Democratic cheating machine
was in 2016, and surprisingly few people seem to remember that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM
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I expect Trump and his campaign team remember it. His campaign is 100% more staffed and organized than it was in 2016.
He only had one part time staff in Minnesota in 2016, he has an entire team in that State this time around.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (UWqZJ)
It's 2016 all over again. The dem candidate is up by 10 points everywhere. But in the real world on the ground Biden can't get 10 people to fill a school gym.Meanwhile 5000 people line up to hear Trump, with another 5000 in the overflow lots. During a "pandemic."Polls. Yup.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (Dc5Qe)
Believe it or not, Doonesbury in the earliest days at college and just after was hilarious. I mean serious laugh out loud funny. In later years bits of that came through but less and less. I doubt it's been funny for decades at this point.
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (7EjX1)
Biden has a huge lead in the CBS national poll.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (UWqZJ)
Bloomberg "News": Biden leads in 4 swing states!!! Trump pulling back advertising in a number of states!!!! It's going to be an early night for Trump!!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (MDw4p)
Posted by: JAS at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (2BZBZ)
Obviously no relation to Brie since he seems to have a bit of talent.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM (SIo1x)
No talent? Name an actress who does bitchy, talentless, and assless better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
Kathie Griffin
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (3XqsM)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1305567003097346051
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
In the one vocal music class we had to take, we were allowed to bring in pop/favorite songs for the class to learn and sing. The song lyrics had to pass muster with the teacher, of course. Crusty old bat wouldn't let me present "I'm a Boinger".
Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (BpjJB)
Doonesbury was never funny. Not even once. It is a comic beloved by
homosexuals, communists, and especially homosexual communists. In
Donaldus Magnus's third term, when he is declared a god, the emperor's
divine cult will keep D.C. lit during eclipses by burning Doonesbury
fans alive.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)
The problem with lefty "entertainers/content makers" is they can't see anything funny about the people on their side. You could easily had some fun with Barky's vanity or lack of sportzball skills, or the whole umbrella thing or the 5lb half lunges.... but nope it's all "Yeah Barky ain't he the awesome at everything?"
And then the corollary of that is that their "humor" devolves into bashing strawmen of the people they disagree with. Not even funny just bashing them as stupid and mean and stupid. Looking at you Tom Hanks (and everyone) on SNL.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (9NndL)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (qe5CM)
Don't fuck with Snoopy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
Au Contraire.....
Posted by: Red Baron
Killed Snoopy with a pizza.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (63Dwl)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1305577782353760256
This is not leading the polls......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
He only had one part time staff in Minnesota in 2016, he has an entire team in that State this time around.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:32 AM (JUOKG)
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Yeah, I fully expect that as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (UWqZJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y6ou73fj
"In use" = removed from original bottle to ingest
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: JAS at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (2BZBZ)
I'm sorry, but this is NOT leading the polls.....
https://twitter.com/i/status/1305567003097346051
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Is that for real?
OMG he's litlery doddering.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 15, 2020 10:34 AM (9NndL)
Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (/669Q)
@CalebJHull
Everyone stop what you're doing and please take two seconds to go follow @RyanCleckner!
He hooked me up with Sig mags when everyone's been sold out and he runs an awesome site:
http://GunUniversity.com
Annnnd he must lurk here:
@CalebJHull 16m
Just a bummer that they all already got yeeted to the bottom of the Potomac River in a boating accident.
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (ySswD)
The entire push for mail-in voting is an excuse to keep counting indefinitely, so that bags of ballots with no chain of custody will magically keep turning up until they win. They're been doing this in Phoenix, Atlanta, and South FL (Broward) for years. DeSantis only managed his narrow victory by sending in poll watchers to shut down the shenanigans.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (hgx/q)
NSYDIC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:26 AM (DMUuz)
Oh.
Well hell. I didn't realize you were gonna talk to her."
That one little hangup has been the death of many a promising relationship.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: CapeFear at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (4PDMt)
https://tinyurl.com/Three-Felonies-Book
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 15, 2020 10:24 AM (qc+VF)
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Thanks!
The one I always remember is it that it's illegal to move prescription medication that you own and that never leaves your possession from it's original bottle to another bottle.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:27 AM (ySswD)
So all those pill caddies that are broken down by day are illegal.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (2fGCR)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)
They had their fraud machine cranked to 11 in 2000.
They just slightly miscalculated how much they'd need in Florida.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (HrMC1)
Kathie Griffin
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (3XqsM)
I'd rather have Lois Griffin.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (SIo1x)
Prince Valiant does have great artwork but the wall of text defeats me.
Judge Parker used to be interesting for t&A reasons.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (lgiXo)
Calvin: "Denial."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:19 AM (rpbg1)
I think Calvin lives just down my street!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Calvin's snowmen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (3XqsM)
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
https://tinyurl.com/y3azwpvh
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM (2fGCR)
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Imagine the rampant crime in nursing homes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (ySswD)
And then the corollary of that is that their "humor" devolves into bashing strawmen of the people they disagree with. Not even funny just bashing them as stupid and mean and stupid. Looking at you Tom Hanks (and everyone) on SNL.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 15, 2020 10:33 AM (9NndL)
Humor is inherently subversive.
You can't subvert when you're the cultural hegemon.
The Left can't meme, and it's become utterly incapable of humor.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (hgx/q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (SIo1x)
https://bit.ly/3koweT1
Had the vinyl. Wore a groove in that record growing up.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (3XqsM)
That's fantastic. Also, aren't these activists effectively claiming that all trannies are serial killers then?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (ZGrMX)
https://tinyurl.com/y6ou73fj
"In use" = removed from original bottle to ingest
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020
*
*
So if you remove a pill from its original bottle and put it into one of those daily dispensers with a compartment for each day of the week -- you're risking a trip to The Big House?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)
They had their fraud machine cranked to 11 in 2000.
They just slightly miscalculated how much they'd need in Florida.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM (HrMC1)
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One big source of optimism is that Democrats thought they had PA in the bag in 2016 because of what they had arranged in Philly. But the rest of the state had figured out the game and refused to report until after Philly.
I think the red swaths of these purple/blue states are learning how to fight back, another source of concern for Democrats and why they pushed for mail in voting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 15, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)
They had their fraud machine cranked to 11 in 2000.
They just slightly miscalculated how much they'd need in Florida.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:36 AM
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They are going to have to really crank it up in Florida this year because their fraud machine boss got fired in Miami-Dade County and they now have a republican SOS.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (ySswD)
I have it - they had it at a very reasonable price at Costco a few years ago, so I bought it for Christmas. One collection worth getting is 'History of the Far Side', because it shows some of his cartoons in their developmental stage. There are also some flubs, where a cartoon was printed with the wrong caption. And sometimes Larson himself just has reflections on his cartoons, years after he drew them. One I like is a group of surgeons, seen from the back. I think the caption is something like "Make a wish!" but I like Larson's comment on it today: "These are some of the fattest doctors I've ever drawn."
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (dEU4B)
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (hgx/q)
Because they can't afford to offend anybody. Ever. And everybody on the left is ALWAYS offended. And always looking for something to be offended about. This completely short circuits any attempt at humor, creativity or humanity.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (Dc5Qe)
They just slightly miscalculated how much they'd need in Florida.
Remember, it wasn't even a slight miscalculation. A bunch of newspapers did their own recount after SCOTUS ruled and quietly dropped it when their own recounts showed Bush winning by a wider margin.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (ZGrMX)
I guess I should clarify--LA Times was the only one showing Trump could win; movement toward Trump
Posted by: RoyalOil
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Dornsife poll.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (G51Gf)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yym8okq3
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6o2fl4x
His stint here around the binary-choice 2016 election and Trump win aftermath makes him look sane in comparison.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (SIo1x)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Where they will do it for you.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (3XqsM)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Trust
me, I was on THEIR side. I stopped trying to do damage control after
the third call. "Ma'am, I read the comics too and I'm right there with
you!"
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (Dc5Qe)
The wife never gave a shit about comics, but snoopy, you don't screw with snoopy in the wife's presence. She has a few snoopy christmas tree ornaments that I have to handle like they were the frigging shroud of Turin. It don't stop there, noooo, she has a frigging lenox christmas snoopy for one of the tables. It's nice, but I don't go near it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (9Om/r)
own prescription drug unless the drug is "in the container in which it
was delivered by the person selling or dispensing the drug." 17-A
M.R.S. section 1107-A (2), 22 M.R.S. section 2383-B (1). There is only
one circumstance in which a person is authorized to possess his or her
own prescription drug outside its original container, and that is "when
[the drug is] in use."
https://tinyurl.com/y6ou73fj
"In use" = removed from original bottle to ingest
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020
*
*
So if you remove a pill from its original bottle and put it into one
of those daily dispensers with a compartment for each day of the week
-- you're risking a trip to The Big House?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM
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I carry those individual dose prescription eye drops in my pocket every day not in their original plastic case, I guess I am fvcked.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)
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So all those pill caddies that are broken down by day are illegal.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:35 AM
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And when you are arrested it will be for "drug charges".
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (pMGkg)
Elfquest?
What did the Wolf Riders say when they saw Spock?
"Dad?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (SIo1x)
Heh. ISWYDT. :-)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (Dc5Qe)
More likely it's the "It's MAAM" person from the meme.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (ZGrMX)
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Oh, real original.
Posted by: Zombie Robert Bloch at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (Izzlo)
I carry those individual dose prescription eye drops in my pocket every day not in their original plastic case, I guess I am fvcked.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)
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Show me the man and I'll show you the crime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (7EjX1)
LOL, actually I read The Comics Curmudgeon, which mocks the comics!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (jbF6h)
Will have a write up later today of how
@LancasterPolice and other LEOs, along with the DA, appear to have broken the back of antifa/BLM in Lancaster PA.
It was a humiliating night for the Marxists agitators.
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (cF8AT)
1,027 have been rejected.
700 are from Dems or 68.2%
129 GOP
Indy. 198
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM
I got a text message from VoteAmerica the other day asking to assist me in requesting a mail-in ballot (I'm also in NC). I just texted back "Not voting by mail".
I'm a slow learner, so it took a while for it to dawn on me that, not only are they pushing mail-in voting so they can cheat, but they also want a massive number of mail-in ballots so that they can drag out the counting longer after November 3. The more ballots, the longer they can claim it is taking to count and announce a winner.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: klaftern at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Netflix Executive at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (2M/TV)
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (7EjX1)
Yeah. I always read Alley Oop and BC.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (o2MD2)
Ooh, I hope there's video of this humiliation.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:42 AM (2C38g)
I have it - they had it at a very reasonable price at Costco a few years ago, so I bought it for Christmas. One collection worth getting is 'History of the Far Side', because it shows some of his cartoons in their developmental stage. There are also some flubs, where a cartoon was printed with the wrong caption. And sometimes Larson himself just has reflections on his cartoons, years after he drew them. One I like is a group of surgeons, seen from the back. I think the caption is something like "Make a wish!" but I like Larson's comment on it today: "These are some of the fattest doctors I've ever drawn."
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (dEU4B)
I wonder if he is ever amazed at how weird some of them got.
Posted by: Kris at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (SIo1x)
NO way. He was a decent quarterback and a nice guy. Giants could have used him last night.
Now Payton I could see. There was always something off about him.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (HrMC1)
That's fantastic. Also, aren't these activists effectively claiming that all trannies are serial killers then?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (ZGrMX)
Also, The Silence of the Lambs did this three decades ago.
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (BAsqb)
Bush the younger was part of that too because he got comedians focussing on claplines rather than saying something funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (lgiXo)
I have it - they had it at a very reasonable price at Costco a few years ago, so I bought it for Christmas. One collection worth getting is 'History of the Far Side', because it shows some of his cartoons in their developmental stage. There are also some flubs, where a cartoon was printed with the wrong caption. And sometimes Larson himself just has reflections on his cartoons, years after he drew them. One I like is a group of surgeons, seen from the back. I think the caption is something like "Make a wish!" but I like Larson's comment on it today: "These are some of the fattest doctors I've ever drawn."
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:38 AM (dEU4B)
The mis-captioned ones were hilarious. They got switched with "Dennis the Menace" & somehow made both funnier.
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM
Yep- I mentioned that in an earlier comment. We called them the "funnies" when I was younger.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (Dc5Qe)
Maybe we should metagame outrage.
"I'm offended that anyone could be offended by anything that innocuous!"
"I'm offended that you're shouting over trivial bullshit!"
Etc.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (hgx/q)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM (Dc5Qe)
Maybe we should metagame outrage.
"I'm offended that anyone could be offended by anything that innocuous!"
"I'm offended that you're shouting over trivial bullshit!"
Etc.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (hgx/q)
I'm offended that you're a thin-skinned, whiny soy-based fag!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
Listen up fuckwit. You were elected as the chief executive in your enclave.
Its YOUR FUCKING JOB to take actions that ensure there is "no more violent actions" in your jurisdiction.
If the thought of THAT.... make you want to "throw up".... get the fuck out of the way, resign. Time to let an adult actually LEAD for a change.
Hand wring fucking beta cucks. Jeebus.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:29 AM (8XRCm)
See, this is why I think this country DOES need a revolution. We have way too many politicians who are way too comfortable in their seats-for-life, or in their leapfrogging from one office to another, like it's a career.
They should all be living in fear that we'll either figuratively or literally string them up if they don't do their damn jobs. But none of them ever fear the voter. They know the system is rigged, and not enough people are paying attention, or they don't care if these people do even the BASIC requirements of their jobs.
Too bad we have these larping commie-fascists in the streets right now, because all they are is a distraction from the real revolution that is so overdue.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:44 AM (hku12)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)
That comic was insufferable, pretentious crap.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (SSJSf)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (O+AcM)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)
Step out of the car slowly, comrade citizen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (2C38g)
"I'm offended that anyone could be offended by anything that innocuous!"
"I'm offended that you're shouting over trivial bullshit!"
Etc.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (hgx/q)
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Bloom County did that back in the 80s.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (Rk6Cp)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (arJlL)
You can't subvert when you're the cultural hegemon.
The Left can't meme, and it's become utterly incapable of humor.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:37 AM (hgx/q)
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This.
And you know when the left gets mocked they try to flip it back.
Ever notice how hard they try to paint conservatives as "snowflakes" or "Karens".
It because those memes leave a mark. And they cannot stand being mocked and ridiculed.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:46 AM (8XRCm)
I still have my stuffed Bill The Cat. Bloom County was lefty, but it was *honest* lefty. And hilarious, unlike Doonesbury.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2020 10:46 AM (dUJdY)
"Are you done with the funnies?" Still would call them that, if they existed.
Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (WLHrn)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)
Step out of the car slowly, comrade citizen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (2C38g)
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
He made a furtive glance in my direction. I was afraid for my life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Bush the younger was part of that too because he got comedians focussing on claplines rather than saying something funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (lgiXo)
This is an astute observation. Both are true.
There wouldn't be a John Stewart or Colbert or any of the others if not for GW Bush being an easy target for "laughs."
Then because they were afraid to joke about Obama, they forgot how to be funny.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (HrMC1)
Young Girls as 'Child Sexual Exploitation,' Says Twitter Poster
Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (3aI0K)
Except when the Eagles lose to a team without even a f-ing NAME.
That offense didn't offend me. It was funny.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (ySQBZ)
Bet they airbrush out his pipe.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (jbF6h)
Will have a write up later today of how
@LancasterPolice and other LEOs, along with the DA, appear to have broken the back of antifa/BLM in Lancaster PA.
It was a humiliating night for the Marxists agitators.
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (cF8AT)
Please tell me there is video.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (MDw4p)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)
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"Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (Rk6Cp)
There wouldn't be a John Stewart or Colbert or any of the others if not for GW Bush being an easy target for "laughs."
Then because they were afraid to joke about Obama, they forgot how to be funny.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:47 AM (HrMC1)
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I remember an early Obama era SNL sketch where the joke was that Obama didn't get angry.
He sat there placid as things happened around him, and that was supposed to be the joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (arJlL)
How about pounce?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (HrMC1)
Is that for real?
OMG he's litlery doddering.
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll make a full recovery in time to LEAD THE FREE WORLD.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (oVJmc)
The whole damn lot of them always were insufferable other than poor, neglected April, then Lynn Johnson got all SJW, then the strip wrapped up with the worst finale in the history of things when Elizabeth the Golden Vagina home-wrecked Blandthony's marriage in order to marry him herself and everyone in the strip acted like this was The Best Thing Ever, while readers reacted in horror and disgust.
Ugh, that strip got bad toward the end! It also coincided with Johnson's husband leaving her to run off with his longtime secretary. I think he just couldn't face the prospect of life with her once she retired and was home full time. There was just one bright spot in that final year: Grandpa was sinking into dementia and eventually died, but for a few days he was reliving his WWII experiences, and the strips were pretty well-done scenes of combat, all in a sepia tone. That was nice. We got to see him as a vital young man doing heroic things, not just an elderly husk lying in bed.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (dEU4B)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 15, 2020 10:41 AM (qe5CM)
I am constantly amazed how clever these evil mfer's are, as they always have multiple despicable plans for the future.
Totes unlike the GOP Establishment that just wants to make sure the graft and CoC checks clear on time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (H5knJ)
My parents had a Doonesbury collection of the first year or so, literally the first strip and going from there, and I always thought there was clever stuff in there. Phred the VC terrorist, Zonker smoking weed in the football huddle, Uncle Duke as an obvious Hunter Thompson parody, BD's balloonheaded cheerleader girlfriend Boopsie, and, oh yeah-- Clyde, a character who would get you lynched today. Of course-- that was what, fifty years ago?
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (gmo/4)
Is that for real?
OMG he's litlery doddering.
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll make a full recovery in time to LEAD THE FREE WORLD.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (oVJmc)
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It's like a low key months long version of Hillary collapsing on 9/11/16.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: CapeFear at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (4PDMt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (9Om/r)
That's a big 10-NOPE from me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
He must wonder if the universe hates him. I laugh at him for being the 30-years-early patient zero for TDS.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (LxTcq)
1,027 have been rejected.
700 are from Dems or 68.2%
129 GOP
Indy. 198
Posted by: Ha at September 15, 2020 10:30 AM
Can they be republican marked but containing dem vote? In other words,can the dems camouflage their fraud behind republican marked ballots?
Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (V9ATq)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (67sg6)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (d6DSt)
Too bad we have these larping commie-fascists in the streets right now, because all they are is a distraction from the real revolution that is so overdue.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:44 AM (hku12)
Idea for the next great Republic. Decimation of the Legislature by petition-initiated referendum.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (hgx/q)
I checked my recollection online briefly, just now. Stein turned up a net new +135 votes for HRC in MI. Trump's campaign successfully sued to shut Stein's MI recount down.
Stein's recount did show that some Detroit precincts hadn't maintained their paper ballots properly, so no recount was possible in those precincts, but that seems to me like garden variety inner city incompetence.
Recounts in other states in 2016, such as NV, turned up absolutely nothing of significance. About 9 extra votes for HRC & 6 more for Trump.
If I'm wrong about what Stein's recount uncovered, please correct me.
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (C1Lsn)
One round left, so you obviously didn't panic in a bad situation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM
I couldn't take chemjeff seriously after his ignorance of the Malliard Reaction during the attempted steak grilling tutorials.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (DMUuz)
He only had one part time staff in Minnesota in 2016, he has an entire team in that State this time around.
Had a pair of PDT campaign workers knock on the door of stately Casa Backwardio last week. Had a nice conversation with the two ladies whom I figured were Mom and Granddaughter.
That didn't happen back in '016. I'm cautiously optimistic that this will be a greater win for the Golden Scalp Weasel (said with love, sir, just in case you're lurking here) this time. We really need to send an unmistakable message to the progs that their bullshit won't be tolerated any longer.
#PurgeProgressivism
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (HaL55)
LOL. Because blacks are known as big supporters of sexual freakery.
It's like the officials in LA trying desperately to cover up the black vs. Hispanic overtones of that deputy shooting.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (ZGrMX)
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The only black Trans life that mattered was Kit.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (kA3Cp)
Just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you for the prayers and good thoughts over this last week of the fires. We actually had rain last night! Not a lot but enough to really help. The fire nearest the house is now about 80% contained. and we've been three days without arson. Things are definitely looking up!
You guys are the best!
Now back to you regularly scheduled snark, sarcasm, puns and optional pants.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (axyOa)
https://tinyurl.com/y2y6ytp8
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM
I couldn't take chemjeff seriously after his ignorance of the Malliard Reaction during the attempted steak grilling tutorials.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (DMUuz)
The cheese slid entirely off his cracker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
BREAKING: All unrest in Lancaster has been put to rest in less than 24 hours due to proactive policing
Bail set extremely high for rioters, anyone who broke the law was arrested as well
No catch & release like Portland
Problem solved. We fixed America
@tedwheeler take note
Posted by: Tami at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (O+AcM)
Canyonlands >>>>> Bryce Canyon
Canyonlands is what Candyland would be, if candy was made out of canyons.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (hku12)
I had no idea Lenox made snoopy stuff. The things you learn.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (ySQBZ)
Yeah they do. There is a lenox outlet not far from here. We took a stroll through it one day, and I was shocked at the stuff they make. I thought they just made vases. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: mnw at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (Cssks)
IIRC there were huge discrepancies in Detroit with ballot boxes being tagged as containing more votes than they did. Biggest example I recall hearing about was a box labeled 300 ballots that actually had 50. That isn't incompetence. That's you counted each of those ballots six times and then sealed the box.
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: KITT at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
He's not here today. He's busy greeting Middle East leaders and getting ready to sign a historic peace agreement that the media is doing their best to ignore.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 15, 2020 10:43 AM (lgiXo)
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There was a skit on SNL of him being all distracted that aired after the first Romney debate. That's the only time I remember after 8 years of potential/material.
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM (qpdaD)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (d6DSt)
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snigger ?
*Spock eybrow*
Close, cracker. REAL close.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (9Om/r)
I'm rather dubious about leftist structures-businesses, government, the church, when the use the word "conversation" with a group of people; It's never a conversation. You have to sit there are be lectured to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (WkPC9)
Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
On the show, guest Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of the Atlantic, rued how the media have not figured out how to counter Trump's supposed deliberate policy of misstatements.
Todd then said: "The only way to understand this is to realize he doesn't have shame about it. And when we lose our ability to shame a politician, we lose a lot of our power. That's for sure."
Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2020 10:48 AM (gmo/4)
Yup....loved Andy Capp.
His fries were good too.
His old lady was the ultimate Battleaxe.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 09:55 AM (AMIL/)
Comrade, to be fair, they were mostly peaceful murderous thieves, but fully intended to turn their lives around as soon as they were accepted into the Merchant Marine Academy!
Posted by: CNN Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:03 AM (2C38g)
If Obama had had the opportunity, I am sure he'd have said we were on the wrong side of history when we warred on the Barbary Pirates. Because they were People of Color, and devout believers of the Religion of Peace.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (AMIL/)
Speaking of that, why is the Party printed on the outer envelope. I bitched about this in 2016 and never got an answer from NC elections.
Posted by: dingbat at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (0KPVR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (WkPC9)
++++++++
Yes, of course. I am sure it will be a panel of morons (not the good kind) and assholes who talk to each other for my "benefit."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (hYcqw)
I believe you, I'm just kinda surprised.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (ySQBZ)
Government cannot tell its captive students what they can and cannot say, except under certain extreme circumstances.
This public school is gonna get sued into fucking oblivion.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 09:54 AM (8XRCm)
Different state, but I was told by my administration that if one of my HS players wants to kneel during the national anthem I must allow it. Don't see how that would be any different than what the football players did.
Posted by: Chin music at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (69XrE)
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Id sign up just to drone on and on and on about Smokey and the Bandit.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (8XRCm)
Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
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"As a lifelong Republican, I'm worried that Biden isn't concerned enough about the daily dangers of trans black women. Could you please walk me through his platform on this matter for the next hour?"
*place phone down and just say "uh-huh" ever 20-25 second*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)
KITT, "Educational materials on Human sexuality since I have noticed your reactions to people."
"But Baywatch?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (SIo1x)
Posted by: klaftern
More than you ever wanted to know.
https://bit.ly/3iBH9IA
Originally known as the Posmen, the Ocala, Florida-based sextet adopted their anglophile moniker during the British Invasion, led by The Beatles and other British artists.
The Royal Guardsmen made a comeback in December 2006, when they released a new Snoopy song, "Snoopy vs. Osama", which became a hit on The Dr. Demento Show.
Rick Cosner has been the alternate drummer since 2006, substituting for John Burdett as needed.
The current band performs regularly around the United States.
For what it's worth, and I'm sure people have wondered...
The German words at the beginning are:
Achtung! Jetzt wir singen zusammen die Geschichte
Uber den schwartzkopfigin
Hund Und den lieben Red Baron
The direct translation is:
Attention Now we sing together the history
About the black-headed dog
And our dear Red baron
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:55 AM (3XqsM)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
"I will show Joe Biden the same support he has shown his newest grandson."
*I don't remember if the stripper spawned a boy or girl, so feel free to correct
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (BAsqb)
Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
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"Sooooooo . . . . You guys are collecting for the Senility Foundation.... right??"
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (8XRCm)
His fries were good too.
His old lady was the ultimate Battleaxe.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (Z+IKu)
She was Hillary like.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (9Om/r)
Idea for the next great Republic. Decimation of the Legislature by petition-initiated referendum.
Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 15, 2020 10:50 AM (hgx/q)
And that's another thing, I'm just a caveman, your laws are strange and scary to me, but how is it Little Mike Doomberg can pledge $100 million to try to get Biden to win Florida?
How is that legal?
How was Dinesh D'Souza convicted of a felony for donating to somebody, when Doomberg can basically try to buy an election? Shouldn't we be skinning that little pissant alive?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)
Sure, assholes.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (ySQBZ)
Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
+++++++++++
I will support Biden with the same passion with which he represented American interests in Ukraine."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (hYcqw)
Shrodinger's Ballot Box.
If you hadn't opened it, it would have had 300 ballots inside!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (2C38g)
And that's another thing, I'm just a caveman, your laws are strange and scary to me, but how is it Little Mike Doomberg can pledge $100 million to try to get Biden to win Florida?
How is that legal?
How was Dinesh D'Souza convicted of a felony for donating to somebody, when Doomberg can basically try to buy an election? Shouldn't we be skinning that little pissant alive?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)
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Probably through a Super PAC instead of directly to the candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (UWqZJ)
Michael, I am very interested in this subject matter.
Did someone say my name?
Posted by: Michael "Big Mike" Obama at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
One of the best.
My other favorite is of the two guys in the boat fishing and in the distance you see mushroom clouds.
"I'll tell ya what it means Norm, no size restrictions and screw the limit!"
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
How is that legal?
How was Dinesh D'Souza convicted of a felony for donating to somebody, when Doomberg can basically try to buy an election? Shouldn't we be skinning that little pissant alive?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)
Two Americas, two classes, two sets of rules.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
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"As a lifelong Republican, I'm worried that Biden isn't concerned enough about the daily dangers of trans black women. Could you please walk me through his platform on this matter for the next hour?"
*place phone down and just say "uh-huh" ever 20-25 second*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
*trans black Inuit women
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (3XqsM)
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hahaha
The transphobia where over 50% of anti-gay and anti-cross-dressing hate crimes are committed by the 7% of the population that are black males?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 10:58 AM (ySswD)
"So caging donations to help his latest grandkid in Arkansas get on the graft train?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2020 10:58 AM (SIo1x)
Sure, assholes.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (ySQBZ)
Hey Chuck, when's the last time you and your pals even TRIED to shame a Dem politician?
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (AMIL/)
*I don't remember if the stripper spawned a boy or girl, so feel free to correct
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (BAsqb)
Grandkids!
You're welcome
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 10:49 AM (9Om/r)
Junior high we had a teacher that had it and would put all of them up on the wall. End of the school year you could come in and take any of them for a dime.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (2fGCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (WkPC9)
Exactly.
When it's "brave," it's weaselly.
When it "confronts," "grapples with," and "takes on," it is a timid recap of all totalitarian slogans.
When it is "new," "progressive," and "forward-looking," it is the same tired she that is the only thing anyone has been allowed to discuss for 3 generations. Boring.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (BRkq2)
day not in their original plastic case, I guess I am fvcked.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2020 10:40 AM (JUOKG)
Step out of the car slowly, comrade citizen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 15, 2020 10:45 AM (2C38g)
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
He made a furtive glance in my direction. I was afraid for my life.
Who among us has not illegally removed the tag from a mattress or a pillow? I myself am guilty of this most heinous crime against humanity, more than once.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (HaL55)
*place phone down and just say "uh-huh" ever 20-25 second*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Record the call, and see if you can get the person to say Biden will support legalizing pedophilia.
"I'm concerned about the increasing violent rhetoric from the Right regarding minor attracted persons..."
Posted by: Vanya at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (BAsqb)
I remember Shoe. There was one where the sports writer was summarizing the previous night's scores, and trying to do it in the usual "colorful" style for his column: "The Jets Crushed the Cardinals, The Cowboys Stomped the Steelers, The Rams Vivisected the Vikings, the Bears Blasted the Broncos, and the Saints... (thinking)... Dekrelnificated the Patriots." Even a sports writer runs out of verbs sometimes.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (dEU4B)
Michael, I am very interested in this subject matter.
Posted by: KITT at September 15, 2020 10:53 AM
You talk like a fag and your exhaust manifold is all retarded.
Posted by: KARR at September 15, 2020 10:59 AM (ejd/p)
Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
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"Sooooooo . . . . You guys are collecting for the Senility Foundation.... right??"
Posted by: fixerupper
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WHAT!!! Have you guys let him wander off again!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 11:00 AM (axyOa)
On the show, guest Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of the Atlantic, rued how the media have not figured out how to counter Trump's supposed deliberate policy of misstatements.
Todd then said: "The only way to understand this is to realize he doesn't have shame about it. And when we lose our ability to shame a politician, we lose a lot of our power. That's for sure."
Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (3aI0K)
I think I see the problem here.
You people should be ashamed of YOURSELVES. If your nonsense isn't causing the politician to be ashamed, maybe there's nothing to be ashamed about.
I swear though, the Salem witch hunters were less stridently fundamentalist in their religiosity.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 11:00 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (Vzqe+)
**********
Netflix Star and Biden Surrogate Jerry Harris Raided By FBI For Allegedly Soliciting Photos and Sex From Minors
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
One of the best.
My other favorite is of the two guys in the boat fishing and in the distance you see mushroom clouds.
"I'll tell ya what it means Norm, no size restrictions and screw the limit!"
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
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"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression"
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (qpdaD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 15, 2020 11:02 AM (ySswD)
Still working on the best come-back.
"You expect me to support the colonialist patriarchy that has been oppressing women and BIPOC for 100's of years by voting for two white men???"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 15, 2020 11:02 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 15, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)
Two Americas, two classes, two sets of rules.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
It sounds like a one liner, but it is exactly true. The entire issue of campaign finance issue is intentionally corrupt that it beggars description.
The only way to even roughly understand it is to accept that current Campaign Finance Law is set up to make it very illegal for an average person with no special knowledge to try and run a campaign against the status quo. However, if you have enough money to hire a host of campaign specialist lawyers and money managers, who will daisy chain your contributions through a series of 501c4 organizations and the like, then it becomes ridiculously easy for a wealthy person, or organization, to give as much money as they like to anyone.
The law is intentionally written this way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)
Still working on the best come-back.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
Look fat, you want me to support...go...you know...you know...the thing?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 11:03 AM (MDw4p)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 11:04 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 15, 2020 10:54 AM (ySQBZ)
Use mine.
Do you support joe biden?
Sure, biden for hospice...click
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 15, 2020 11:04 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
One of the best.
My other favorite is of the two guys in the boat fishing and in the distance you see mushroom clouds.
"I'll tell ya what it means Norm, no size restrictions and screw the limit!"
Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
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"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression"
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 15, 2020 11:01 AM (qpdaD)
"How Nature Says 'Do Not Touch'"
Posted by: josephistan at September 15, 2020 11:05 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 15, 2020 11:07 AM (pB6Gt)
No, no paywall. You have to click the Comments bar thing though; and I guess they have a 'subscribe to reason' popup that you can just X close to remove.
BTW, the great Libertarians got rid of no-hassle open commenting to go to a registration system instead due to spam but the spam is worse now than before and they never remove it, ever, as can be seen in those two links. Libertarianism in practice!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 11:08 AM (an7Mv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2020 11:09 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2020 10:39 AM
I couldn't take chemjeff seriously after his ignorance of the Malliard Reaction during the attempted steak grilling tutorials.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2020 10:51 AM (DMUuz)
The cheese slid entirely off his cracker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 15, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
You just know he's pissed off that he was never important enough to get banned here. All his final flouncing was all about how he's probably going to get banned. I bet he even lies to people that he did.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 15, 2020 11:09 AM (2fGCR)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 15, 2020 11:09 AM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2020 11:10 AM (H8QX8)
Pennsylvania to help forge a solution to shootings involving police
officers."I am clear beyond a doubt that we lack the tools, the
resources, the expertise and the capacity to do this on our own here in
the City of Lancaster."
How stupid do you have to be to vote for someone this fcking worthless?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2020 10:25 AM (MDw4p)
Machine-gun the mobs. Scoop up the dead with skid-steer loaders, and dump into gravel trucks, Haul 'em to the city landfill, and bury under tons of garbage.
Next question.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2020 11:12 AM (xnN2v)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)
----
Dick Tracy
Steve Canyon
not funny
Posted by: fixerupper at September 15, 2020 10:23 AM (8XRCm)
Not funny. Nor entertaining.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 15, 2020 11:16 AM (SSJSf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2020 11:12 AM (xnN2v)
Do you have a newsletter to which I may subscribe?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 15, 2020 11:19 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2020 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)
I made a comment to the now Lt Governor that is running for Governor that I would love to contribute to his campaign, but it requires that I list my place of employment and I am afraid of retribution. The only thing he could say was that he couldn't circumvent the law and ask me to vote for him. Nothing else he could have said, really, but I wonder how much this matters for campaign contributions.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 15, 2020 11:25 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 15, 2020 09:43 AM (Rk6Cp)
That seems, dumb.
Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2020 09:44 AM (bCLt0)
"Mansken" should have a circle above the "a" to give it a long O sound (but someone didn't have that feature turned on). "Sea in moonlight."
Posted by: Miley Lives Matter at September 15, 2020 02:32 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 15, 2020 04:30 PM (FLiOE)
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