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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Hans Holbein the Younger here is a clue to that weird thing on the bottom: Anamorphosis
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 09:30 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 17, 2020 09:30 AM (w6A0l)
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2020 09:30 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 09:30 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 09:30 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2020 09:31 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2020 09:31 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2020 09:31 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:31 AM (U3fW+)
Posted by: vivi at September 17, 2020 09:32 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 17, 2020 09:32 AM (w6A0l)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2020 09:32 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2020 09:32 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:32 AM (v16oJ)
- Andrew and Chris Cuomo
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (U3fW+)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (1OhZ0)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: rickb223
T-2000 finger weapon
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (FZYNt)
- Andrew and Chris Cuomo
Posted by: Sponge
Fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk.
Threadwinner!!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (U3fW+)
Ancestors of Bachmann Turner Overdrive?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:32 AM (v16oJ)
Looks like a rotted airplane prop.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:34 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
yeah now instead of grooming beards they groom children
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 17, 2020 09:34 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: pep
Absinthe was kicking in.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:34 AM (U3fW+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2020 09:35 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 09:35 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: stumck at September 17, 2020 09:35 AM (+OZts)
I probably don't want to know what is near the right shoulder of the guy on the left.
This is better than a giant frog licking blood from a dead dude. Let's count our blessings this morning.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 09:36 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (U3fW+)
An apparition.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 09:36 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2020 09:36 AM (ROLxQ)
How am I s'posed to angle the image to see the stretched-out skull? Print it out first? Put it in my paint program and play with it?
Is putting that silly thing on this painting just "because I can"? Detracts rather badly from studying the rest of the image, as if it had been vandalized. (Or maybe that's the idea?)
My 2¢ worth, not including tax.
Posted by: mindful webworker
'You're safe!' he said
at September 17, 2020 09:36 AM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:33 AM (U3fW+)
I'm not saying its aliens.......
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2020 09:36 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 09:36 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 09:37 AM (Bk0np)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 09:37 AM (ONvIw)
Kind of reminds me of fake news for some reason.
Like the time they put a Joe Biden Rally caption over a Trump Rally photo (including a lady in an I love Trump hat)
twitter.com parscale status 1306301742812925959
VS
twitter.com TheLastRefuge2 status 1306026944316702721?s=20
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 17, 2020 09:38 AM (jHjyc)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 17, 2020 09:37 AM (Bk0np)
And busty wenches.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2020 09:38 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 09:38 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 09:38 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 09:38 AM (wa97d)
You really wanna know?
Posted by: BJ Clinton at September 17, 2020 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: This is CNN at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (FZYNt)
This one is a skull.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (xT2tT)
Ambassadorial Malfeasance - a limerick
An embassy staffer named Knute
Took bribes, graft, (and payoffs to boot!)
Said his partner- "Don't be funny!
Dude, where'd you hide the money?
I need to know, where'd you stash the lute?"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Obligatory at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (hGohp)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 09:37 AM (ONvIw)
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That's my boy.
Posted by: Hans Holbein the Older at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (HNHp2)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 17, 2020 09:40 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vivi at September 17, 2020 09:32 AM (11H2y)
and the velvet adds another fifteen!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2020 09:36 AM (ROLxQ)
He loves butts.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (exg7Q)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 09:38 AM (wa97d)
Guy on the right has a handful.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (X/Pw5)
This one is a skull.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2020 09:39 AM (xT2tT)
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But why?
Technical show-off or content enhancer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Hamlet at September 17, 2020 09:42 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:42 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 17, 2020 09:42 AM (exg7Q)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2020 09:42 AM (dtx0j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2020 09:42 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 09:43 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2020 09:42 AM (dtx0j)
Yer Mom!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:43 AM (3bFb9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 09:43 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 09:44 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:44 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
mirror.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (exg7Q)
No, it can be viewed correctly at an angle. In this case from the upper right or the lower left. But you have to stand way off to the side of the painting to see it, and that doesn't work with a photo of the painting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2020 09:44 AM (xT2tT)
Little know traveling brothers duet famous for 20 minute long lute solos and 3 part harmonies. Younger brother, Georges, was killed in an oxcart accident and brother Jean continued touring as a solo acappella act thru 1534 and 1535.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)
Patron: The foreground needed something, so I stretched and rotated this cool skull in MS Paint. You owe me 50% of the royalties for our art.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 09:44 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 09:44 AM (Cssks)
My favorite Tudor is the Mustang.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
My, What Big Muscles You Have - a limerick
The ambassadors, Trombley and Greaves
Once courted the famed Anne of Cleves
She told them, "Dear sirs,
I don't like your furs
But I'm mad 'bout your big puffy sleeves!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: browndog at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2020 09:42 AM (wPVhA)
I thought it was a primitive rolodex.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2020 09:42 AM (dtx0j)
Scientism vs. Anti-Scientism
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)
Right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (/EuRN)
Early 16th century. Holbein the younger was a true master....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (V2Yro)
The story goes that Henry saw a portrait of Anne of Cleves (wife no. 4) and found her attractive enough to offer marriage. But when she arrived, he backed out, saying, "She is hideous."
My question: Who painted Anne's portrait, and what did Henry do to him afterward?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
___
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern....ARE DEAD!
Posted by: Tom Stoppard at September 17, 2020 09:46 AM (qlFIA)
I dunno.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:44 AM (/EuRN)
1533
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Photoshop 1.0.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (3bFb9)
Definitely a skull.
Thumbs up for that trick.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)
Both. It's a portrait, a still life, and a bit of a optics lesson.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: browndog at September 17, 2020 09:45 AM (BgMrQ)
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This play isn't about you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (wPVhA)
If one of them had a cigar, it would be two yutes, a lute, and a cheroot.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020
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*
With two bottles of wine, two yutes, a lute, and a cheroot on a toot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (ejd/p)
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern....ARE DEAD!
Posted by: Tom Stoppard at September 17, 2020 09:46 AM (qlFIA)
Neidermeyer...Dead
Posted by: John Blutarsky at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (BgMrQ)
It is interesting enough, I should look up what materials he had to work with. The history of the process would be fascinating.
Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (7EjX1)
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No shit. What the fuck is that?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Rx19P)
So what IS that anamorphosis thingy. Doesn't work on a screen, I don't think.
Posted by: Flyover at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (9IdCK)
It barely works with a photo, but in person it's actually pretty fvcking impressive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: BignJames
Didn't have much of a social life. He should fit right in here.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Isophorone at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (LyzUD)
The other theory is that it is a play on Holbien's name.
Hans Holbein was the court painter for Henry VIII. These guys are ambassadors to the English court.
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (OyyDO)
If one of them had a cigar, it would be two yutes, a lute, and a cheroot.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020
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Could be Two Dudes with an Ood.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (Rx19P)
It must have been cold in those palaces bc they are always wearing a lot of clothes.
Posted by: MHK at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM
(ONvIw)
Status symbol.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: JTB
Why did they go with "the Younger" or "the Elder" in ancient times?
If Hans Holbein the Younger had to differentiate from his father so bad, why haven't we heard about his father?
Same with Pliney the Elder. Was his kid such a huge fuck up that he had to differentiate himself with a title? Why haven't we heard about Pliney the Younger?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (U3fW+)
https://tinyurl.com/y3xhg5bk
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++++
Nice looking tutor:
https://tinyurl.com/yyk4dgpp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (hYcqw)
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No shit. What the fuck is that?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Rx19P)
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Skull. Painted at an oblique angle.
Moose out front should have told ya.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (AMIL/)
Definitely a skull.
Thumbs up for that trick.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020
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*
I tried angling my head too, and all I got was (a) a stiff neck and (b) the impression of a Frisbee with big nostrils painted on it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: weew at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (+m+uH)
Posted by: stumck at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (+OZts)
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No shit. What the fuck is that?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Rx19P)
It's the shape shifting dude from Terminator II
Posted by: Ahnold at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Flyover at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (HaL55)
I just heard on the radio that authorities in Oregon
are battling conspiracy theories over who started the wildfires. A
sheriff near Portland is "shutting down" conspiracy theories that Antifa
has been starting the fires and cutting down power lines. Good use of
manpower there assclown.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (3bFb9)
Posted by: MHK at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (iQIUe)
Mini Ice age? You know, because of the climate thing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (dNzKv)
I want to know why there is an empty chinese takeout box laying on its side on the top shelf.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (8XRCm)
It must have been cold in those palaces bc they are always wearing a lot of clothes.
Posted by: MHK at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (iQIUe)
you could walk across the Thames in ice some winters
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (3bFb9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mczs4muSUHc
it can only be seen correctly if it is viewed from someone standing on the far right side, at a perspective from which the rest of the painting cannot be correctly seen. It also points out that there is a small, partially hidden crucifix at the top left corner. Death and Salvation, lurking under the surface of things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (V2Yro)
https://tinyurl.com/y4k352w6
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
That's cray.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
reminder that no matter how high you rise, you will die and you can't
take it with you. It's distorted cuz it draws you in to the work and
makes you think about it. Everyone should really think hard about life
and death.
If so, it's a mistake, because it really distracts from everything else, which is impressive, as you're trying to figure it out. It's almost like he did it because he wanted to show off that he could.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM
(ONvIw)
Status symbol.
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Happy Buddha is always fat. Rich men are fat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (dNzKv)
Ok, great, thanks... you're the f'n AG, what are you going to do about it?
This guy is worthless but I guess he blows a mean bagpipe.
Posted by: Pliney at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (n8//P)
I just heard on the radio that authorities in Oregon
are battling conspiracy theories over who started the wildfires. A
sheriff near Portland is "shutting down" conspiracy theories that Antifa
has been starting the fires and cutting down power lines. Good use of
manpower there assclown.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (3bFb9)
One person in Washington St said all fire were manmade terrorism. Sec of Ag or like that.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
* I saw Stoppard's movie. I admired the cleverness, i.e., seamlessly moving in & out of the actual play "Hamlet" But... I didn't understand the film. I suspect it's one of those things people are afraid to admit they don't get... because all the smart kids say it's SO kewl.
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (Cssks)
Anne of Cleves was a good egg. After the annulment, everyone, including Henry, thought well of her. She kept her head down, her mouth shut and thus lived out her life pleasantly in England.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Isophorone at September 17, 2020
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Ah, I see. Did Holbein paint her from a description, or did he travel to have her actually sit for him?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (/EuRN)
Could be Two Dudes with an Ood.
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Would that make them The Ood Couple?
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Beats becoming a Lute Fish Sandwich.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (v16oJ)
are battling conspiracy theories over who started the wildfires. A sheriff near Portland is "shutting down" conspiracy theories that Antifa has been starting the fires and cutting down power lines. Good use of manpower there assclown.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
It's not a conspiracy theory when a homeowner prones out a perp at gunpoint that they caught in the act of starting a fire.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:54 AM (U3fW+)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 09:54 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
* I saw Stoppard's movie. I admired the cleverness, i.e., seamlessly moving in & out of the actual play "Hamlet" But... I didn't understand the film. I suspect it's one of those things people are afraid to admit they don't get... because all the smart kids say it's SO kewl.
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (Cssks)
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Ebert didn't like it.
(His zero star rating isn't accurate, if you look it up. He would have given it two stars.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
Anne of Cleves was a good egg. After the annulment, everyone, including Henry, thought well of her. She kept her head down, her mouth shut and thus lived out her life pleasantly in England.
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Maybe we should send this to Jill Biden.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:54 AM (Rx19P)
"Oh, now I see it. It's a stretched out skull, a la Dali. Holbein really
was ahead of his time, but I don't understand why it's there.
Posted by: pep"
Probably a "Remember, thou art mortal" moment. They are well-placed and influential, but they will come to dust like the rest of us.
I wonder about the excessive shoulder padding on the guy on the left - it must have been uncomfortable. On the other hard Henry (Fat Man) Tudor probably wore them because they were the only thing that would fit him - so that must have set the fashion.
Posted by: Annalucia at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (S6ArX)
There's a detuned lute on the table.
And that skull B flat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (/EuRN)
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You see sharp!!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 09:54 AM (Izzlo)
see my link above
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (ONvIw)
Strange.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (Dv8h8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Henry VIII at September 17, 2020 09:56 AM (wPVhA)
Lute of the Frume ???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 09:56 AM (8XRCm)
https://tinyurl.com/y3xhg5bk
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++++
Nice looking tutor:
https://tinyurl.com/yyk4dgpp
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Nice looking tooter
https://tinyurl.com/nice-looking-tooter
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:56 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2020 09:57 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Henry VIII at September 17, 2020 09:56 AM (wPVhA)
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"I'm fucking rich, peasants."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 17, 2020 09:57 AM (6V26t)
***
The argument the left is actually making is pretty amusing...
Yes a bunch of antifa/BLM types have been caught trying to set fires....but they all failed to get a big one going. So....any claims that antifa/BLM set the fires is A LIE! Also, they weren't *card carrying* members of antifa/BLM so it is a double lie!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2020 09:57 AM (qlFIA)
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Where is the Spanish Inquisition?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 09:57 AM (Rx19P)
and appear real and the expressions are lively. There is nothing of the
stiff look in other artists' portraits. I also like the detail in the
background objects which lends a greater realistic impression for the
viewer. The portraits are very effective.
Agreed. Weird skull aside, the rest of that painting has an amazing amount of detail down to the hardshell case for the lute under Dude #1's chair and the floor under Dude #2.
Skull sorta ruins it, other than that, I'd hang.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 09:57 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Henry VIII at September 17, 2020
*
*
"Of course you are, Sire! Of course you are!"
Posted by: Sycophantic Courtier No. 2 at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (Ejm1K)
Thus the hats, bonnets, hoods, and fur.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (/OcD0)
The other theory is that it is a play on Holbien's name.
Hans Holbein was the court painter for Henry VIII. These guys are ambassadors to the English court.
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (OyyDO)
I searched for "Holbien" and it means "hollow leg" or "wooden leg." Plausibly, Holbien used a technique that looks like a wooden leg to convey the other theories.
I'm kinda' buying that.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (9IdCK)
There's a detuned lute on the table.
And that skull B flat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (/EuRN)
------
You see sharp!!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
What can I say. I'm A natural.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (Fc5rx)
It would have if it could, make no bones about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (hku12)
* I saw Stoppard's movie. I admired the cleverness, i.e., seamlessly moving in & out of the actual play "Hamlet" But... I didn't understand the film. I suspect it's one of those things people are afraid to admit they don't get... because all the smart kids say it's SO kewl.
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (Cssks)
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I was in a production in college & I enjoyed it a lot.
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (Izzlo)
are battling conspiracy theories over who started the wildfires. A
sheriff near Portland is "shutting down" conspiracy theories that Antifa
has been starting the fires and cutting down power lines. Good use of
manpower there assclown.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (3bFb9)
It is necessary for the the financial health of the state. If the FEMA disaster money doesn't cover the hole in the budget caused by Kate shutting the state down for 6 months, then we need to have further fires, and we can't have those if citizens suspect it is arson.
IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST CITIZEN. ONLY THE STATE CAN DEDUCE THE CAUSE OF WILDFIRES WHILE THEY ARE STILL BURNING.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
Well it sounds like Oregon has its fingers in its ears do the la la la la I can't hear you.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (3bFb9)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (U3fW+)
Je ne sais pas.
Posted by: Alexander Dumas fils at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (PiwSw)
Daddy was well known in his lifetime. Looking at some of his works, he had the same great level of talent as his son but it was expressed in a Gothic style I don't care for. Both men were famous. I can see why the son, or those around him, wanted to distinguish between the two.
Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (Cssks)
Guess which one.
Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (gS3OW)
I saw a reply from the writer of cuties. She was trying to make a commentary about what we are doing to our daughters by allowing them unsupervised access to people like Cardi B and beyonce. We are horrified by what the girls in the movie are doing, but our daughters are doing it in real life because we don't pay attention.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (dNzKv)
https://tinyurl.com/yyk4dgpp
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Wow she looks like the head of accounting/hr in my office
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (ZfRYq)
There's a detuned lute on the table.
And that skull B flat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (/EuRN)
------
You see sharp!!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
What can I say. I'm A natural.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (/EuRN)
Try to keep everything in scale. That's the key.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (hku12)
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 09:52 AM (v16oJ)
One thing Renaissance artists were not was humble. Being innovative was also how you kept working. The dukes, popes and kings that hired you wanted something to show off, to one-up their peers.
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (OyyDO)
The skull interrupts the celebration of self for the reminder of fate. Notice in the upper left there is a hidden crucifix. They want the worldly acknowledged but barely show the eternal.
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So......
They're nog nog noggin on Heavens door???
~Eric Clapton
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (/EuRN)
I'm diminished.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (X/Pw5)
to differentiate himself with a title? Why haven't we heard about Pliney
the Younger?"
Pliny the Younger has his own Wikipedia page.
Posted by: Annalucia at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (S6ArX)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (ZfRYq)
Bow chicka WOW wow!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (ZfRYq)
++++++++++++
There is nothing worse than a single, good looking HR drone. You might want to ask her out, but you know that it will end in ruin.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (hYcqw)
https://tinyurl.com/y3xhg5bk
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++++
Nice looking tutor:
https://tinyurl.com/yyk4dgpp
Posted by: Joe Mannix
********
Nice looking tooter
https://tinyurl.com/nice-looking-tooter
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:56 AM (Fc5rx)
next we will do lutes
https://tinyurl.com/y4oqohnz
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (JFO2v)
I don't want to read the whole thing, I'll just stick with the Clef Notes.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (Fc5rx)
And this, boys and girls, is why you can't top the master...
Well played Muldoon (swidt)
Posted by: browndog at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
You aint kidding. I keep having to update my info...
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (ZfRYq)
This was probably not the most historically accurate portrayal, but Charles Laughton' version is absolutely the most memorable and enjoyable Henry VIII to appear in film. If you visualize Henry chomping on a big turkey leg, that's from this one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (V2Yro)
There is nothing worse than a single, good looking HR drone.
-----
Its a trap.
All HR chicks are lesbians.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (8XRCm)
September 17, 1923.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (U3fW+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (hYcqw)
She's married so that's good.
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Obligatory at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (qlFIA)
hideous
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (O+AcM)
I don't want to read the whole thing, I'll just stick with the Clef Notes.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (Fc5rx)
There you go, singing that same song again. I think it's your malady.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 10:03 AM (hku12)
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (Cssks)
Exactly!
Posted by: George Foreman V at September 17, 2020 10:03 AM (ZfRYq)
The econ6the way it was would have led to a Trump win. Joe was installed to get "moderates" to the polls to vote for down ballot.
Joe will not debate under the pretext of Don not wearing a mask during the debate.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2020 10:03 AM (ASPwQ)
Posted by: Pliny the Younger at September 17, 2020 10:03 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2020 10:01 AM (ZfRYq)
What's THAT a euphemism for?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Eh I think that's rationalizing after the fact. I do think she was trying convey possibly her own or people she knows - that overly-strict Muslim upbringing and breaking free of that - and this was her telling that story. I honestly don't think the pedo aspect occurred to the creatives here.
Someone at some point might have maybe let them know not to overly display the girls, not to show too much because it becomes exploitative. But no one dared to criticize them b/c female POC. THAT is the sad part. Probably talented creatives, with no critical mentoring, so they never push themselves and they end up in situations like this, and the entire culture suffers for it.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (Cssks)
Exactly!
Posted by: George Foreman V at September 17, 2020 10:03 AM (ZfRYq)
I think i'll name my son.... Bill, or George! Anything but Brian!
Posted by: Brian Greenwood XXVI at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (/EuRN)
are battling conspiracy theories over who started the wildfires. A
sheriff near Portland is "shutting down" conspiracy theories that Antifa
has been starting the fires and cutting down power lines. Good use of
manpower there assclown.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (3bFb9)
It is necessary for the the financial health of the state. If the FEMA disaster money doesn't cover the hole in the budget caused by Kate shutting the state down for 6 months, then we need to have further fires, and we can't have those if citizens suspect it is arson.
IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST CITIZEN. ONLY THE STATE CAN DEDUCE THE CAUSE OF WILDFIRES WHILE THEY ARE STILL BURNING.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2020 09:59 AM (WyVLE)
Cut OR off from the federal money, and let OR reap what they have sown. If it destroys the finances of the State of OR...so be it. They need to learn the hard way. And so do the citizens, who very, very cheerfully vote for that crap.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (wa97d)
I wonder if it could be shortened if they removed the word "I."
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (6e64p)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (Dc5Qe)
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The life of Brian must suck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (Rx19P)
There you go, singing that same song again. I think it's your malady.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 10:03 AM (hku12)
This seems fitting......
https://youtu.be/ghj5V5cUo1s
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Annalucia at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (S6ArX)
Pliny the Younger survived Pompeii, and wrote about it.
Pliny the Elder didn't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (JFO2v)
September 17, 1923.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (U3fW+)
he shares a birthday with J.J.!
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (Izzlo)
Ok, great, thanks... you're the f'n AG, what are you going to do about it?
This guy is worthless but I guess he blows a mean bagpipe.
Yeah, if the WuFlu house arrest and ID10T mask mandates are bad, then why are they still in force? This hysteria needs to stop today.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (wa97d)
Overruled!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 17, 2020 10:05 AM (ZfRYq)
Eh I think that's rationalizing after the fact. I do think she was trying convey possibly her own or people she knows - that overly-strict Muslim upbringing and breaking free of that - and this was her telling that story. I honestly don't think the pedo aspect occurred to the creatives here.
Someone at some point might have maybe let them know not to overly display the girls, not to show too much because it becomes exploitative. But no one dared to criticize them b/c female POC. THAT is the sad part. Probably talented creatives, with no critical mentoring, so they never push themselves and they end up in situations like this, and the entire culture suffers for it.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (j9HX3)
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I fully buy their explanation. Based on what I've read of the plot synopsis, the character's final move away from the hyper-sexualized world is there and intentional.
The problem is that they chose to cast 11 year olds and then have them do the sexualized acts on camera. They didn't choose to imply the actions but to make them explicit.
It's like killing a puppy for real in a movie about how killing puppies is bad (stolen from the Bee).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/y3xhg5bk
+++++++++++++
Nice looking tutor:
https://tinyurl.com/yyk4dgpp
********
Nice looking tooter
https://tinyurl.com/nice-looking-tooter
--
Nice looking two-door
https://tinyurl.com/y5syz6b3
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (ySswD)
I saw a reply from the writer of cuties. She was trying to make a
commentary about what we are doing to our daughters by allowing them
unsupervised access to people like Cardi B and beyonce. We are horrified
by what the girls in the movie are doing, but our daughters are doing
it in real life because we don't pay attention.
I wonder who this "WE" is that she is talking about?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (N39Ws)
well, yes. culturally, it kind of is?
again, we need to be critical in situations like this, it helps EVERYONE including the creatives here. they should have had pushback before now, and the is just the usually PC culture failing them (and everyone else).
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (j9HX3)
I wonder if it could be shortened if they removed the word "I."
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (6e64p)
Ayers must have a lot to say!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (JFO2v)
commentary about what we are doing to our daughters by allowing them
unsupervised access to people like Cardi B and beyonce. We are horrified
by what the girls in the movie are doing, but our daughters are doing
it in real life because we don't pay attention.
Eh I think that's rationalizing after the fact. I do think she was
trying convey possibly her own or people she knows - that overly-strict
Muslim upbringing and breaking free of that - and this was her telling
that story. I honestly don't think the pedo aspect occurred to the
creatives here.
--------
Tend to agree it is post-controversy rationalization. But even if so, that is a somewhat positive sign that the controversy is resonating with the right being right.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (N39Ws)
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It's a slow build of excitement.
By election day they'll have a solid dozen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
what they have sown. If it destroys the finances of the State of
OR...so be it. They need to learn the hard way. And so do the
citizens, who very, very cheerfully vote for that crap.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (wa97d)
What you are implying here is that everyone is responsible by being out voted.
By this logic, the Jews of Germany committed suicide.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
Old Yeller: The Director's Cut is banned in 37 countries.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (N39Ws)
But Joey Fingerstick is up 12 nationally!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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And the even bigger problem is Netflix decided they needed to use a different image and text after people saw the real one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (Y6JdE)
I saw a reply from the writer of cuties. She was trying to make a
commentary about what we are doing to our daughters by allowing them
unsupervised access to people like Cardi B and beyonce. We are horrified
by what the girls in the movie are doing, but our daughters are doing
it in real life because we don't pay attention.
I wonder who this "WE" is that she is talking about?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (Dc5Qe)
Keep em off the pole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFjBYjFHUIk
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
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The way these Satanic cocksuckers co-opt the language of religion really bakes my large intestine.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (AfkyQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y5syz6b3
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:06 AM (ySswD)
++++++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)
Former model Amy Dorris alleges Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in 1997
In a Guardian exclusive, Dorris detailed the alleged encounter at the US Open where he "shoved his tongue" down her throat and his "hands were very gropey." The allegations have been denied through Trump's lawyers.
https://bit.ly/3cfy71O
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (ySswD)
If Hans Holbein the Younger had to differentiate from his father so bad, why haven't we heard about his father?
Same with Pliney the Elder. Was his kid such a huge fuck up that he had to differentiate himself with a title? Why haven't we heard about Pliney the Younger?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (U3fW+)
Sometimes the Elder and Younger weren't father and son but shared the same name. The Plinys were uncle/nephew. Pliny the Younger is a major source of the eruption of Vesuvius and the destruction of Pompeii. Pliny the Elder took his navy to help evacuate the city but was killed.
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (OyyDO)
that was the saddest meet and greet I've ever seen
Jill is desperately try-hard
ew
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (j9HX3)
I wonder if it could be shortened if they removed the word "I."
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (6e64p)
The Communist Manifesto II: Buttfuck Boogaloo
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Shepherding a daughter through all this bullshit must be truly frightening.
I would be in jail
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (U2p+3)
?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (oVJmc)
Weekly trip to the Walmart = safe
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (ySswD)
And they have to stab you in the brain stem through your nose to test to see if you have it.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Looks like numbers continue to gradually decline. Time for more lock downs and riots.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (3bFb9)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (Do5/p)
++++++++++++++
They're trying this *again* are they?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (/EuRN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djFSCP6lhtU
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (JFO2v)
One Piece At A Time - a limerick
There once was a man who was dead
"I'm slowly dissolving!" he said
It starts at your toes
But soon everything goes
"Can I stop while I'm a head?"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
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That just proves it's highly contagious. Why do you hate sciens?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:10 AM (ySswD)
By election day they'll have a solid dozen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
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In politics the worst thing you can do is peak too early. So far Joe has been a master at avoiding that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2020 10:10 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 17, 2020 10:10 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 10:03 AM (hku12)
The Song Remains the Same.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 10:10 AM (3bFb9)
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Riots are stimulative. Ask any UHaul vendor.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:11 AM (Rx19P)
-
Yes, yes. We know. Rape rape rape, we get it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:11 AM (ySswD)
That just proves it's highly contagious. Why do you hate sciens?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:10 AM (ySswD)
She blinded ME....
With SYANSE!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
One Piece At A Time - a limerick
There once was a man who was dead
"I'm slowly dissolving!" he said
It starts at your toes
But soon everything goes
"Can I stop while I'm a head?"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)
I see that people want to decompose Beethoven on his 250th birthday.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:11 AM (JFO2v)
Former model Amy Dorris alleges Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in 1997 ...
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Negative Ghostrider.... that pattern is full.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tara Reid at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (oVJmc)
A Promised Land
Barack Obama
President Barack Obama has
a story to tell and what a story it is! A writer of genius, his new
post-White House memoir, "A Promised Land," is THE publishing event of
the year. If you haven't already, you must read his earlier inspirational
autobiographies, "Dreams from My Father" and "The Audacity of Hope," to
prepare for the upcoming November 17th release date. (This is also the
perfect time to re-read Michelle Obama's "Becoming.")...blah blah blah
etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (Do5/p)
++++++++++++++
They're trying this *again* are they?
-----------------------
Hopefully, she describes Trump's tongue as Yuge and Classy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (mht8P)
-
Yes, yes. We know. Rape rape rape, we get it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:11 AM (ySswD)
Has Gloria Allred risen from her crypt already?
Posted by: Alexander Dumas fils at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (OyyDO)
Also they thought that just calling him "Junior" sounded too redneck.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (V2Yro)
If only there was just one person with a camera there filming everything that happened at the 1997 U.S. F*cking Open.
Alas.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (/EuRN)
It's Friday Eve! Celebrate!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (NWiLs)
----
Meh.
Friday is just two days seperated from Monday.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:11 AM (ySswD)
++++++++++
Not even, I don't think. I didn't read the article but I did read the headline int he tweet. He was "gropey" or somesuch. Maybe. Maybe not. Not gonna stick. This also a seriously bad play for Biden.
Trump: "This is a non-credible, politically-motivated stunt. What about the credible claim against my opponent, where he allegedly forcibly finger-banged a subordinate?"
Biden: :: crickets ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (V2Yro)
His rap name was Lil' Plinny.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (/EuRN)
Not News: Here's a dozen videos of Joe Biden groping children and one video of him making out with his granddaughter.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (qlFIA)
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Yes, yes. We know. Rape rape rape, we get it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:11 AM (ySswD)
She should be laughed at, mercilessly.
These fucking people need to be HUMILIATED. To the point of #BarrelMouthTrigger.
They are EVIL and must be destroyed.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
I wonder if it could be shortened if they removed the word "I."
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM (6e64p)
if they took out the word I, it would be a pamphlet, not a book...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:11 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++
The Far Side:
https://tinyurl.com/y68njnbe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM (hYcqw)
Pro parent tip #1: If your kids are too stupid to understand what they're doing; you are allowed to liquidate them and make new copies.
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (8XRCm)
*separated
And harshing mellows is MY job, dammit! Stay off my turf!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM (oVJmc)
Trump: "This is a non-credible, politically-motivated stunt. What about the credible claim against my opponent, where he allegedly forcibly finger-banged a subordinate?"
Biden: :: crickets ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (hYcqw)
I think that is the play, here. Biden doesn't care if it sticks or not, the idea is to flood the zone with nonsense, so the average LIV schmuck tunes out to any kind of sexual allegations all together.
You know. Just like the "muh russia" gambit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (QjMX7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020
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I remember a cute, short-haired, but pleasant personnel blonde in CO named, appropriately enough, "Heidi."
Posted by: Wolfus Aureliuso. 2 at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (Ejm1K)
I hate it. I truly hate this painting. That hideous blob of a distorted skull on the floor utterly ruins a fantastic work of art. Damn! Why did he do that? It completely wrecks this work.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (oVJmc)
We found that 44% of high-income New Yorkers say that they have considered relocating outside the city in the past four months, with cost of living cited as the biggest reason.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (NWiLs)
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Volume 1 of his memoirs will be released after the presidential election in November.
Former President Barack Obama has penned a new book that's due out this fall.
Obama made the book announcement on Twitter on Thursday morning. The book is titled "A Promised Land - The Presidential Memoirs, Vol. 1" and has a Nov. 17 release date, two weeks after election day.
"There's no feeling like finishing a book, and I'm proud of this one," Obama's tweet read. "
It's always all about him.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (OyyDO)
Also they thought that just calling him "Junior" sounded too redneck.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (V2Yro)
LOL. Cuz this was the classical age and it sounds more classy.
Pliny the Younger was a huge nerd, too. His uncle asked him if he wanted to come along to Pompeii. It'd be a neat adventure. The teenager said he'd rather do homework instead. Saved his life tho.
Posted by: Kris at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 10:02 AM (Cssks)
Well except the Plineys were uncle and nephew. And the Catos are Great grandfather and great grandson. So when do "The younger" and "the elder" get applied? Likely by us at a much later date than when they lived so we can differentiate between the famous people with the same name.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (dtx0j)
Ya don't say.
Posted by: Tara Reid at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (oVJmc)
LOL, I can't wait to see Trump say at a presser (when Jake Tapper asks him about it, which of course he will) "Hey, people like me get fake accusations all the time, it's just like Tara Reid accusing Joe Biden of raping her, remember that?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (V2Yro)
during demonstrations following a fatal police shooting in Lancaster,
Pennsylvania, will likely reconsider after widespread criticism,
including from the state's lieutenant governor who deemed it "blatantly
unconstitutional."
Yeah, let them back on the streets again to loot and riot.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (3bFb9)
https://tinyurl.com/y5syz6b3
Posted by: Moron Robbie
*******
OK. I laughed. Out loud.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (Fc5rx)
*separated
And harshing mellows is MY job, dammit! Stay off my turf!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
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funny.... Im usually pretty good at spelling and grammar.... but I always misspell that word. Weird.
Dude.... you dont just harsh mallows. You light them on fire until they burn off the stick and make a sticky mess in the mud.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (8XRCm)
Shepherding a daughter through all this bullshit must be truly frightening.
I would be in jail
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (U2p+3)
At this point I'm glad I didn't have kids at all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:17 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Grace Jones at September 17, 2020 10:17 AM (qVZQ8)
https://tinyurl.com/y5syz6b3
Posted by: Moron Robbie
*******
OK. I laughed. Out loud.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (Fc5rx)
Funny, the hippocampus doesn't look seared.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2020 10:17 AM (PiwSw)
I can't wait until it's available on Amazon. I'll bet the reviews will be lit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
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Short haired Heidi?
Also Mad Heidi trailer
https://vimeo.com/291492096
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2020 10:17 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2020 10:18 AM (hyuyC)
We found that 44% of high-income New Yorkers say that they have considered relocating outside the city in the past four months, with cost of living cited as the biggest reason.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
Not because of the roaming bands of violent thugs and homeless shitting everywhere?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Cato the Younger was a loser.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM (mht8P)
I borrow my name from The Elder. I used to always end my posts with a reminder that something or other needed to be destroyed. Now, it just goes in the name.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 17, 2020 10:18 AM (pZ58d)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:17 AM (9Om/r)
You mean the idea of your 11-year-old daughter twerking in stripper clothes to Cardi B's WAP wouldn't make you burst with parental pride?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (lgiXo)
It even better with NWA
https://tinyurl.com/y6gpzdz8
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (JFO2v)
We found that 44% of high-income New Yorkers say that they have considered relocating outside the city in the past four months, with cost of living cited as the biggest reason.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
The other 56% also have considered relocating, but they cited crime and the threat of constant attack as the biggest reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (V2Yro)
I remember a cute, short-haired, but pleasant personnel blonde in CO named, appropriately enough, "Heidi.
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Full name: Heidi Heidi Heidi Ho
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (8XRCm)
Rural Springfield, MO Public Schools Teach Kids Critical Race Theory Including: Saying MAGA and Calling the Cops is White Supremacy-
https://tinyurl.com/yyufo6ee
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (+YYKs)
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM
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if they took out the word I, it would be a pamphlet, not a book...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: me at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2020 10:17 AM (PiwSw)
Hippocampus should be prepared sous vide.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
*shifty eyes* Ummm.
Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (PiwSw)
i guess that despacito parody video with gropey joe all over those girls and ladies must have hit very hard...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (8D42x)
*********
Nah, he's just Pliny for the fjords.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (WyVLE)
Trump: "This is a non-credible, politically-motivated stunt. What about the credible claim against my opponent, where he allegedly forcibly finger-banged a subordinate?"
Biden: :: crickets ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:13 AM (hYcqw)
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Why in the world would you make the "sexual predator!!!" play and allow Trump to run recent video clips of you being a molesting creep to women and children?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (lgiXo)
... Former model Amy Dorris alleges Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in 1997 ...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (Do5/p)
++++++++++++++
They're trying this *again* are they?
We all know their mental status vis a vis a bag of hammers. So if all you've got is a hammer....
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (8XRCm)
Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho
How do you say Hi to 3 hos?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (JFO2v)
twerking in stripper clothes to Cardi B's WAP wouldn't make you burst
with parental pride?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Or having to quietly bury a man bun wearing son in the yard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (9Om/r)
do the sexualized acts on camera. They didn't choose to imply the
actions but to make them explicit.
Here's the thing: camera shots/angles are not random things. This is not a live performance. They chose sexually explicit camera angles, and chose to sexualize the girls. For pedophiles.
IMHO, the whole explanation are the people involved doing a CYA because of the outrage. That being said, the film will win awards.
Posted by: shibumi, married to someone asymptomatic at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)
It even better with NWA
https://tinyurl.com/y6gpzdz8
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (JFO2v)
That shit still cracks me up.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (ySswD)
Because of course they do.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (lgiXo)
Fucker hasn't done a lick of work in his life, unless you count his Pakistani rommmate's dick.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ySswD)
Because Biden is a walking vegetable and his staff are all j school dropout dipshits.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (/EuRN)
are battling conspiracy theories over who started the wildfires. A sheriff near Portland is "shutting down" conspiracy theories that Antifa has been starting the fires and cutting down power lines. Good use of
manpower there assclown.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 09:51 AM (3bFb9)"
It's another example of The Propaganda Plan, Part 78. An Antifa member sets fires. Nothing to see here, simply one person acting alone. A member of a rumored White Supremacist outfit sets fires. An attack by one of the hundreds of White Supremacist terror groups, to kill black campers and overthrow the government!
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (AMIL/)
*********
Not only am I shepherding a 16 year old daughter thru this nastiness, I'm divorced and her mother let her start dating at 14. Every day is a struggle. I must have done something in my past that I am paying dearly for. Have NO idea what it is but holy hell am I paying.
Posted by: Grace Jones at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (qVZQ8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (NWiLs)
fava beans and a nice Chianti
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)
I was always gobsmacked. "Why do you allow her to get away with that? I'd have her sleeping on a mattress in the garage, and get rid of all her stuff. And what about your husband???"
She always had an excuse for the brat. "She's having her period, she's irritable in the mornings" etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (Rx19P)
Cato the Younger was a loser.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM
It is ever thus.
Posted by: Fredo The Elder at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (DMUuz)
Good luck selling that monstrosity, Gone with thw Wind and War and Peace clock in at roughly half a million words.
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (6e64p)
Listen to this poster. This is the answer. Classic playbook being ran right here.
The typical Republican squish would run from it. That is the losing play. The winning play is jump right in the middle, make it stick to Biden while proving your own innocence.
That way - some will throw up their hands and tune it all out. Others, however, will get the message. Net win for Trump.
They still don't get it. The old playbook don't work on The Donald. Amazing that they still don't see that after four years.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (hNICT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (ROLxQ)
In Blackadder the Third they had Pitt the Younger who was a teenager and Pitt the Even Younger his younger brother.
Mr. E. Blackadder
began to ask the name of the candidate, including names such as: Pitt
the Toddler, Pitt the Embryo, and Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (3bFb9)
So articulate, with nary a hint of Negro dialect.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++
The best part is the big "Manipulated Media" tag that Twitter put on the post. As if it isn't obvious. I had never seen - nor heard of - the original, but it was immediately obvious that this was a troll.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (NWiLs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibfBDKiw1ac&has_verified=1
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (JFO2v)
do the sexualized acts on camera. They didn't choose to imply the
actions but to make them explicit.
Here's the thing: camera shots/angles are not random things. This is not a live performance. They chose sexually explicit camera angles, and chose to sexualize the girls. For pedophiles.
IMHO, the whole explanation are the people involved doing a CYA because of the outrage. That being said, the film will win awards.
Posted by: shibumi, married to someone asymptomatic at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)
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They intentionally heightened the sexuality, I'm sure. I can't get into their heads about motives, whether they even realized that pedophiles would love this shit. I imagine the crew was very heavily female, so there may not have been the consenting voice willing to speak up saying, "You know...this is not a great idea."
And, it's probably done winning awards.
Oh, yes, it has already won awards. At film festivals before Netflix bought it. I'm sure the awards were one of the primary reasons Netflix bid for the movie in the first place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (LvTSG)
She always had an excuse for the brat. "She's having her period, she's irritable in the mornings" etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
They are what you make them.
Kids are clay. It's up to you to mold them.
When you fail, miserably, they do this.
It makes me sad that it happens and they don't know what happened.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (nIIRF)
unconstitutional."
Yeah, let them back on the streets again to loot and riot.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2020 10:16 AM (3bFb9
That's what you call "working the Umpire". The Judge knew exactly what he was doing, and he knew it would piss some people off. He also knows that they can't force him to back off unless they get a bigger Judge than him to move against him. So, Democrats are trying to apply as much back door pressure on him as they can, and who knows how much of that they have. Notice how they say "will likely reconsider". Same thing as saying "Nice job you got there, shame if anything were to happen to it."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (O+AcM)
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Huh. That's weird timing for talking about how awesome your presidency was in an election year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (ySswD)
A friend of mine had the same problem with his ex wife and her daughter. She actually took the daughter shopping when she was bad, because the daughter was "depressed." It was rough for him.
Sigh. Whatever happened to Tough Love?
Posted by: shibumi, married to someone asymptomatic at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (ZCiJZ)
Cato the Younger was a loser.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM
It is ever thus.
Posted by: Fredo The Elder at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (DMUuz)
Fredo is the Lesser
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Izzlo)
She always had an excuse for the brat. "She's having her period, she's irritable in the mornings" etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
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There's a certain class of woman who seems to love being able to do whatever the fuck they want and just blaming it on hormones. I had a boss a long while back who did this.
We, her male underlings, discovered that her hormones were simply never in balance, no matter what time of the month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (hYcqw)
Yeah.
The original is horrible. He plays a song recorded in spanish that's actually FITTING because it talks about breathing on a woman's neck and such.
He's a fucking idiot and should be committed, not elected.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (Rx19P)
Alt Title Plane Trains and Tits
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:24 AM (JFO2v)
It is a longstanding Hollywood tradition to put a lot of sex on screen under the pretext of condemning the debauchery depicted, i.e., "Sodom & Gomorrah"; "Samson and Delilah"; lots of others-- altho the sex in question was VERY tame by modern standards.
Anyway, "Cuties" fits perfectly in that time-honored tradition. Hollywood once called this "combining the low road and the high road," I think.
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 10:24 AM (Cssks)
Good luck selling that monstrosity, Gone with thw Wind and War and Peace clock in at roughly half a million words.
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (6e64p)
+++++++++++++
Atlas Shrugged - a book I like, generally speaking - is nearly 650,000 words and at least a third of them are superfluous. And it tells the story of Armageddon over fifteen years or more and involves various romances and quest stories.
How could Obama fill twice that on his pointless, vain, venal life?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:24 AM (hYcqw)
Cato the Younger was a loser.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2020
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The Elder was the guy who kept repeating "Carthage must be destroyed" at the end of every speech he made in the Senate, no matter what it was about. "In conclusion, I fully support the repeal of the law requiring a raped Vestal Virgin to be buried alive; and Carthage must be destroyed."
The Younger, nothing pops up in my mind. He'd have been a contemporary of Julius Caesar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 10:24 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2020 10:25 AM (jbF6h)
I can't wait until it's available on Amazon. I'll bet the reviews will be lit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
He should try writing a book.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 10:25 AM (X/Pw5)
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Full name: Heidi Heidi Heidi Ho
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (8XRCm)
missed the opportunity to sock this as zombie cab calloway...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2020 10:25 AM (8D42x)
We, her male underlings, discovered that her hormones were simply never in balance, no matter what time of the month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
know how to make hormones?
dont pay them!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 10:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:25 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
submissive is as submissive does.
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I traveled the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:25 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:25 AM (ftIhd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (V2Yro)
+++++
You're speaking my language, Tom!
Posted by: SHEP! at September 17, 2020 10:25 AM (hYcqw)
++++++++++++
The best part is the big "Manipulated Media" tag that Twitter put on the post.
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I know they're trying, but guys? That old fool is still playing music from his cell phone and "dancing" while he does it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:26 AM (ySswD)
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:04 AM
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if they took out the word I, it would be a pamphlet, not a book...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: me at September 17, 2020 10:19 AM (DMUuz)
we get rid of you, and there's not enough content for a sheet of paper...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2020 10:26 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2020 10:08 AM (Do5/p)
++++++++++++++
They're trying this *again* are they?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:09 AM (hYcqw)
I hear James Carville was spotted near her apartment building, carrying a fishing pole and a stack of $20 bills.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 10:26 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (9Om/r)
At least you have all those pine barrens out there in Jersey. Nobody would ever find him.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
335 Just did some quick math. I googled longest books ever published and number 7. Sirona, Texas By Madison Cooper has 1,731 pages and is roughly 1.1 million words. The other nine book just give a word count not pages. So if you use the same font and size of words, Obama's book (If it ends up at 1600 pages or double the size of book one) will be over a million words.
Good luck selling that monstrosity, Gone with thw Wind and War and Peace clock in at roughly half a million words.
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (6e64p)
Can words on a page drone? He has an unique ability to kiss his own ass.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:26 AM (lgiXo)
their heads about motives, whether they even realized that pedophiles
would love this shit. I imagine the crew was very heavily female, so
there may not have been the consenting voice willing to speak up saying,
"You know...this is not a great idea."
These people live in their own echo chamber. I have no doubt that many of the women involved in making this saw it as a way to "celebrate the bodies of young girls" or some such nonsense, and did not even consider it could be pedo fodder.. As for opposing voices... if there were any, they kept their mouth shut, because they could have been fired.
Also... how many of the females on the crew were lesbian? That might play into the reasoning as well.
Posted by: shibumi, married to someone asymptomatic at September 17, 2020 10:26 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:27 AM (/EuRN)
Can you breathe?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (nIIRF)
Yeah, it cleared out last night and the smoke is back today. We should be in the clear in a couple of days, unless Kate needs more insurance money.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2020 10:27 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:27 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:27 AM (FCQR/)
Her husband is one of my husband's best friends and I have to be around her at parties, but I just politely avoid and ignore her now.
For some odd reason, she texted me right after the shutdown here, to tell me "we humans are the virus, and Gaia is punishing us for all of our cars, boats, and airplanes fouling the land, skies and water." Her husband is an executive with Gulfstream.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:27 AM (/EuRN)
+++++++++++
HAHAHAHA! Well played. Well played indeed.
This is as good as "The Audacity of Taupe."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (hYcqw)
FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
I had four girls, only one of whom had an attitude problem. When she started mouthing off, I told her "feel free to find someplace else to live that you like better". Strangely, she never did. Now a Stanford Law grad.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (v16oJ)
So, what are the other 749 pages for?
Posted by: Remarkably Unremarkable at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (Jw2qQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (ftIhd)
their heads about motives, whether they even realized that pedophiles
would love this shit. I imagine the crew was very heavily female, so
there may not have been the consenting voice willing to speak up saying,
"You know...this is not a great idea."
These people live in their own echo chamber. I have no doubt that many of the women involved in making this saw it as a way to "celebrate the bodies of young girls" or some such nonsense, and did not even consider it could be pedo fodder.. As for opposing voices... if there were any, they kept their mouth shut, because they could have been fired.
Also... how many of the females on the crew were lesbian? That might play into the reasoning as well.
Posted by: shibumi, married to someone asymptomatic at September 17, 2020 10:26 AM (ZCiJZ)
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Ah, diversity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Not defending her at all, but hormones ARE a bitch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (Ez6QX)
Is Will Durant's "Fallen Leaves" even 100 pages?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (ySswD)
IMHO, the whole explanation are the people involved doing a CYA because of the outrage. That being said, the film will win awards.
Posted by: shibumi, married to someone asymptomatic at September 17, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)
It already has. It won at Sundance. You know, the film festival that has one of its founders in jail for sexual abuse of a child.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (dtx0j)
A friend of mine had the same problem with his ex wife and her daughter. She actually took the daughter shopping when she was bad, because the daughter was "depressed." It was rough for him.
Sigh. Whatever happened to Tough Love?
Posted by: shibumi, married to someone asymptomatic at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (ZCiJZ)
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We have three daughters. When they were young, they used to complain about how strict I was. Now they thank me for it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (/ZYFC)
Lefties decry making women sex objects and then flip to call prostitution and stripping 'empowerment.'
They're pathological and completely unable to hold a consistent idea. They don't understand half the shit they say.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:30 AM (oVJmc)
Not defending her at all, but hormones ARE a bitch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (Ez6QX)
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Is it so much to expect that women in their late 30s can figure out how to function day to day, no matter where they are on their schedule, without becoming unreasonable? How about her just stop blaming the hormones and acknowledge that she's kind of a witch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:30 AM (ftIhd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (oVJmc)
Good luck selling that monstrosity, Gone with thw Wind and War and Peace clock in at roughly half a million words.
Posted by: Picric at September 17, 2020 10:21 AM (6e64p)
I once took some classes taught by a professor who would every so often not hold class because "I am working on my book". Here's the thing: as I found out later, it wasn't that he was writing it, or researching for one.
No, no. He was instructed to edit the thing. As the published told him, few people are interesting in plowing through a 1500-2000 page book. Either cut some out or organize it into volumes.
There is a limit to book size that people are willing to buy.
Many pages will be given over to how He healed people, and how no on died in the United States from 20 January 2009 to 20 January 2017, because of Him and His HOT, BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (FCQR/)
I'm surprised there's an opening. There always seems to be a crowd around his ass. They're like remoras.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (ptqGC)
So what's her rationale for the Spanish Flu epidemic, which killed off millions during a time when cars & airplanes were only in their infancy?
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
While we're dreaming, I'd like a yacht, $10 billion dollars and a pony.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jrg at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (/hI8i)
Is Will Durant's "Fallen Leaves" even 100 pages?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (ySswD)
We know there will be lots of I's and me's but how many uh, uh.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (lgiXo)
I had four girls, only one of whom had an attitude problem. When she started mouthing off, I told her "feel free to find someplace else to live that you like better". Strangely, she never did. Now a Stanford Law grad.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (v16oJ)
There are lot of young women - and young men, too - who will push, push, push as far as they can. As long as they run into no serious opposition, they keep going. When someone with gravitas and authority stands up and puts an end to it, they fold completely. That's one of the keys to parenting teens, but its much harder when the Culture gives parents no support.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM (9IdCK)
It barely works with a photo, but in person it's actually pretty fvcking impressive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2020 09:48 AM (xT2tT)
Were you able to get close enough to the painting to see the elongated skull? Was there a mirror available to show the skull? I had to perform vaguely obscene tricks with my monitor before I saw the skull.
I've never seen this painting before your post. We are Morons, but we thank you for your hard work.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
Yeah thats no shit. You go out there you would be lucky to find yourself.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (9Om/r)
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Preach it. This is why we need a Wodin's Day.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (/ZYFC)
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here -
https://tinyurl.com/y5a6m2de
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (oVJmc)
Yes, and every American will be required to own one, and every visitor to this country will be required to buy one before they enter the United States.
By 2035, it will be the most heavily published book of all time, not the Bible.
SWEEP
AWAY
THE
MONSTERS
AND
DEMONS
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (wa97d)
That seems about right, that turd won't move off the shelves.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (ftIhd)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (FCQR/)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (/ZYFC)
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here -
https://tinyurl.com/y5a6m2de
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (/ZYFC)
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Yup. That's amusing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (hYcqw)
Yes, it's meant to be viewed from an oblique angle.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (ftIhd)
Don't get bukakke, kid.
Posted by: Glans Solo at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
*snort*
Anyway, I don't project my craziness onto other people (or at least I try not to. Sometimes people are stupid and piss me off). I just mean on a personal level hormone fluctuations really suck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (ftIhd)
Don't get bukakke, kid.
Posted by: Glans Solo at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (/EuRN)
I LOL'd.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (ptqGC)
There's a whole lot of executives across the country who's wives weren't selected for their intellectual firepower.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (FCQR/)
I had four girls, only one of whom had an attitude problem. When she started mouthing off, I told her "feel free to find someplace else to live that you like better". Strangely, she never did. Now a Stanford Law grad.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (v16oJ)
There are lot of young women - and young men, too - who will push, push, push as far as they can. As long as they run into no serious opposition, they keep going. When someone with gravitas and authority stands up and puts an end to it, they fold completely. That's one of the keys to parenting teens, but its much harder when the Culture gives parents no support.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (V2Yro)
Virtually everyone will push until they reach opposition.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (HUANM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (Rx19P)
#SaxonHumpDay
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (/EuRN)
And, it's probably done winning awards.
Oh, yes, it has already won awards. At film festivals before Netflix bought it. I'm sure the awards were one of the primary reasons Netflix bid for the movie in the first place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:22 AM (LvTSG)
Isn't it actually a French film? The Euros are already pretty cool it seems with sexualizing kids.
I just remember that first picture being released and the outrage about it and the description and so they tried claiming. "This was a bad marketing decision and doesn't represent the film!" And it sure seems like that was a blatant lie.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2020 10:35 AM (dtx0j)
His work is easily identifiable and he painted many prominent figures--Henry VIII, Thomas More, Thomas Cromwell, Erasmus.
He may have painted Luther too, but i'm not sure.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 10:35 AM (HrMC1)
Holy cow the Trump accordion thing going around on twatter is hilarious.
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (/ZYFC)
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https://tinyurl.com/y5a6m2de
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (/ZYFC)
Lol! I love it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:35 AM (ptqGC)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Weird painting. Anamorphic ehh? Ok.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2020 10:35 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:35 AM (ftIhd)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:35 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (/ZYFC)
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here -
https://tinyurl.com/y5a6m2de
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (/ZYFC)
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Yup. That's amusing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:33 AM (hYcqw)
And I'm betting the left thinks it's going to DESTROY Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (lgiXo)
That's the kind of political humor we used to have.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 10:32 AM (gmo/4)
I know I'm going to get torched for this, but maybe all fathers should stop "supporting single mothers" at the strip clubs? Because some other day failed in his job doesn't give you license to exploit his failure.
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (Izzlo)
Each was given a chapter to write if they wanted to be released.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (ftIhd)
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Affirmation action genius like his Peace Prize.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
A pony is useless on a yacht. You should have asked for a helicopter. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (9Om/r)
I just remember that first picture being released and the outrage about it and the description and so they tried claiming. "This was a bad marketing decision and doesn't represent the film!" And it sure seems like that was a blatant lie.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2020 10:35 AM (dtx0j)
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French immigrant.
I'm sure the French film industry was happy to see sexualized young girls while couching it in Truffaut/Goddard levels of film criticism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (rjE57)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:37 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (ftIhd)
"He's as confused as Michelle's gynecologist."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (Izzlo)"
What next, you want us not to date girls with daddy issues? So that leaves...what, maybe 5 of them?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (FCQR/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (lgiXo)
They referenced Obama first debate with Romney.
I think what they fail to realize is:
1. Trump faces viscous reporters every time he does a press conference.
2. He's done more press conferences and taken more questions then any other previous President in my life time.
3. Obama was not only in a bubble but had a fawning press blowing kisses on a daily basis.
4. George's townhall is a warning to Trump. The debates are going to be two against one. The moderators are going to run interference for Biden and "fact check" Trump every time he makes a statement.
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (wa97d)
I had one nephew who astounded me, quiet little boy, his dad would just slightly raise his voice in disapproval and he would burst into tears. (and his father was a kind man, nothing going on behind the scenes) The boy was definitely what you call "sensitive".
On the other hand there's my own daughter - from the age of two she could be doing something like wanting to stick a fork in an electrical outlet, and I could yell at her to stop in the most terrible voice, and she would just look up at me with this expression that said "Yeah?? Waddya gonna do about it???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2020 10:40 AM (V2Yro)
Anyone know hat happened to the commentator, Neidermeyer's Dead Horse?
Posted by: Jack Schitt at September 17, 2020 10:40 AM (SnLSx)
*sets kittens on fire*
*throws them screaming into a meat grinder*
for 90 minutes.
Voiceover: Doing this is wrong. Don't do this.
FIN
Posted by: "Kitties" - The Netflix Movie at September 17, 2020 10:41 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (Ez6QX)
I recorded them too to watch tonight. I haven't seen the final cut of my show.....Ha!
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 10:41 AM (gmo/4)
https://tinyurl.com/y4k352w6
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
Very nice and many thanks. I was looking at my monitor from the lower left but your perspective is better.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 10:41 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:41 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:34 AM (FCQR/)
It takes many, many words to illustrate one's perfection, and intelligence - nay, one's unmatched brilliance - in a way that mere mortals may possibly be able to comprehend.
Posted by: Barack at September 17, 2020 10:41 AM (AMIL/)
Anyone know hat happened to the commentator, Neidermeyer's Dead Horse?
Posted by: Jack Schitt at September 17, 2020 10:40 AM
that's what happened
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 17, 2020 10:42 AM (frbuN)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 17, 2020 10:29 AM (/ZYFC)
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https://tinyurl.com/y5a6m2de
Posted by: jhawk90
Accordion to the President . . .
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2020 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 17, 2020 10:42 AM (JRaU+)
The Washington Monument will be demolished, replaced with a 1961 foot tall gold statue of Him that turns to face the Sun every day
In order to get a driver's license, you must demonstrate your mastery of His biography and His quotations. DMVs (DPS offices for us Texans) will not CARE about your knowledge of traffic laws. Only your mastery of His biography and His quotations. If you fail any portion of that test, you will be subject to immediate arrest and imprisonment for up to 10 years for treason, crimes against the State, crimes against the People, crimes against the State and the People, lying, wrecking, and sabotage.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:42 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:42 AM (FCQR/)
It'll sell. Just like his other books, not a soul will read it, but it'll look good on the coffee table of many a dopey wine mom.
Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2020 10:42 AM (BpjJB)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:42 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jack Schitt at September 17, 2020 10:43 AM (SnLSx)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:43 AM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2020 10:42 AM (lgiXo)
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"I have the most humility of any president of the United States."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (Izzlo)"
What next, you want us not to date girls with daddy issues? So that leaves...what, maybe 5 of them?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (FCQR/)
The human race would go completely extinct in under a century if that happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:43 AM (FCQR/)
Well, they are rather thick.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2020 10:44 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2020 10:44 AM (dWwl8)
There are no short excuses for eight years of miserable failure that was largely corrected within three years by TGE.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:44 AM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:43 AM (FCQR/)
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Just wait for the plot twist on page 397.
"All work and no ply makes Jack a dull boy."
He's got toilet troubles!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
I wish I could find a clip of the Woody Woodpecker episode where the wolf dreams of "One Hundred Thousand Dollars."
Yachts.
Women.
Motorcars.
Women.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
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Biped of Walmart
Black is NOT slimming when you are already panda shaped.
Seriously skip the sleeveless top that shows off your multiple tats.
And keep your furplay at home, your red panda ears and nose do NOT enhance your attractiveness.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:45 AM (ftIhd)
Posted by: Lyle Lovett at September 17, 2020 10:46 AM (NKuIh)
https://tinyurl.com/y4k352w6
Posted by: rhennigantx
Thank you, rhennigantx, that is so cool to see at the proper angle.
What a talented guy he was.
Posted by: old chick at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (sOete)
The DC crowd is so entrenched in manipulating the public that when people try and correct the situation, they cry "politics".
-Sally Yates screaming at Barr.
-Pelosi screaming at the hair salon owner.
-Comey screaming at President Trump.
-Schiff just screaming.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (1Dmt5)
I hear the WiFi sucks though.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (ftIhd)
debates are going to be two against one. The moderators are going to run
interference for Biden and "fact check" Trump every time he makes a
statement.
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM
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And that is exactly why Trump and his team agreed to do that interview, free debate prep from a known hostile interviewer.
They knew the audience was going to be filled with planted democrat voters who were going to ask gotcha questions.
No other President since Reagan has willingly walked in and sat down with the "enemy" and agreed to do multiple interviews.
To some it shows that Trump is screwing up, to me it shows he has courage.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (Izzlo)"
What next, you want us not to date girls with daddy issues? So that leaves...what, maybe 5 of them?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (FCQR/)
The human race would go completely extinct in under a century if that happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
I never saw the point of strip clubs.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (9Om/r)
Au contaire, mon frer. The pony will have the yacht girls going "SQUEEEE!!! OMG A PONY!!!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
A pony is useless on a yacht. You should have asked for a helicopter. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:36 AM (9Om/r)
Depends on how big the yacht is and how drunk you are. Easier to ride around on the pony than to walk.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2020 10:48 AM (dtx0j)
I never saw the point of strip clubs.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (wa97d)
I've had a point or 2 in strip clubs.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 10:41 AM (gmo/4)
That's because you're the talent. You should get yourself an EP credit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2020 10:48 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 10:48 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:48 AM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2020 10:48 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:48 AM (FCQR/)
Former model Amy Dorris alleges Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in 1997
Well, he was a Democrat then so it's all good, right?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (wa97d)
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Nor do I. Strip clubs are stupid and I don't care for them. Sure, naked chicks are always cool. But it's all false and incredibly false, and extremely manipulative. If I'm going to pay for ersatz affection, I'd rather go whole hog and just solicit the services of a whore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM (ftIhd)
Duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:50 AM (1ISKN)
Former model Amy Dorris alleges Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in 1997
There must be a big story coming out very soon about Biden "credibly" assaulting or raping someone.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 10:50 AM (HrMC1)
https://bit.ly/3c6dvsy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM
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Why? They don't use the one's they have now. Pretty sure most are brand new in the box.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2020 10:50 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 17, 2020 10:23 AM (ySswD)
Theory: Since Barry the Lightworker is by his own admission lazy, he never finished the manuscript in time for a pre-Election release, so the publishers had to parachute in ghostwriters to salvage what they could and get something to publish by the indicated date.
Based on his previous history, there is zero chance he wrote the thing himself.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (PiwSw)
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To get over breakups.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (wa97d)
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Nor do I. Strip clubs are stupid and I don't care for them. Sure, naked chicks are always cool. But it's all false and incredibly false, and extremely manipulative. If I'm going to pay for ersatz affection, I'd rather go whole hog and just solicit the services of a whore.
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Joe, guess where you can find a whore?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (Zmnko)
Duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:50 AM (1ISKN)
Like marriage, except for the skimpy outfits. And pretending to like them. OK, maybe it's a bad comparison.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (Rx19P)
Hey! Those are exotic dancers.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 10:52 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:52 AM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (Rx19P)"
Backpage? Oh wait, that got banned.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:52 AM (FCQR/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:52 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (Rx19P)
+++++++++++
Craigslist. Pahrump, NV. The internet. And yes, also in strip clubs but that's technically not true and I suspect (having never been to a whore, but generally understanding how it works with intermediaries and institutional corruption) it is more expensive as a result.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:52 AM (hYcqw)
Duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:50 AM (1ISKN)
To be sure, this was always true of barmaids in regular inns, taverns, pubs and bars beginning back in the Dark Ages and continuing up to the present--long before anyone ever heard the term "stripper."
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 10:52 AM (HrMC1)
Like marriage, except for the skimpy outfits. And pretending to like them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 17, 2020 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
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THERE'S the Insomniac we all know and love.
Sunshine and rainbows Insomniac was a poser.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 10:53 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM (hYcqw)
This right here. I last went to one out of a sense of obligation as one of the groomsmen in my best friend's wedding. So the obligatory bachelor party took place at a strip club. That fakery and manipulation bored me to tears. Not to mention what a ripoff it was.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:53 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: Remarkably Unremarkable at September 17, 2020 10:28 AM (Jw2qQ)
Choom.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2020 10:53 AM (qyH+l)
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Looks remarkably like the M-4/M-16.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:53 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: CN at September 17, 2020 09:47 AM
(ONvIw)
Status symbol.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2020 09:49 AM (X/Pw5)
Kneel before Michael the Texan, you knaves. Brrrrrrppp.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 10:53 AM (9IdCK)
The stuffed shirt elitist is still the prevailing image of the government emissary today.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2020 10:53 AM (x/iB9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:54 AM (1ISKN)
Shoot me an email with the last hash that worked from your home...
cbd dot aoshq at gee mail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2020 10:54 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (G0vdT)
If he debates Trump, I expect the strategy of Joe's handlers will be for him to be Mr. Kindly and Wise Old Uncle Joe. As in, "(chuckle, chuckle) Contrary to what my opponent falsely claims, I have always said (or believed, or acted, or whatever)...fill-in-the-blank. My plan is to...fill-in-the-blank. Unlike my opponent, I will not divide the nation. I will heal us and bring unity."
It will be an attempt to allow Joe to say nothing but platitudes for two hours, and to keep him from rising to take Trump's bait and make his brain's blood vessels explode.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 10:54 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 17, 2020 10:55 AM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 10:55 AM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:55 AM (Rx19P)
Duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:50 AM (1ISKN)
I never saw the point of strip clubs.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:55 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (G0vdT)
If he debates Trump, I expect the strategy of Joe's handlers will be for him to be Mr. Kindly and Wise Old Uncle Joe. As in, "(chuckle, chuckle) Contrary to what my opponent falsely claims, I have always said (or believed, or acted, or whatever)...fill-in-the-blank. My plan is to...fill-in-the-blank. Unlike my opponent, I will not divide the nation. I will heal us and bring unity."
It will be an attempt to allow Joe to say nothing but platitudes for two hours, and to keep him from rising to take Trump's bait and make his brain's blood vessels explode.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 10:54 AM (AMIL/)
==========
"Well, that's bull. We all saw Joe saying he was going to kill energy production in America during the primary. There's video. There's proof."
-Trump
"Rebuttal?"
-Moderator
*chuckles like a moron*
-Biden
"Wow, that's quite the response. How would you say, Mr. Trump, that you are a sexual predator?"
-Moderator
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:52 AM (hYcqw)"
It's usually considered bad form. It's like asking the chef at a restaurant to come home and cook you dinner - if you pay enough, they probably will, but they're going to give you a nasty look.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (FCQR/)
Shoot me an email with the last hash that worked from your home...
cbd dot aoshq at gee mail dot com
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fredharbin at gee mail dot com
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (Rx19P)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:55 AM (Rx19P)
We're just waiting for the word for when to make it #1.
Posted by: NY Times Bestseller List Committee at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (PiwSw)
Duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:50 AM (1ISKN)
To be sure, this was always true of barmaids in regular inns, taverns, pubs and bars beginning back in the Dark Ages and continuing up to the present--long before anyone ever heard the term "stripper."
Posted by: JoeF
Cop a feel back then and she'd laugh and expect a bigger tip.
Cop a feel now and wake up in the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (U3fW+)
Did she report the alleged sexual assault to the police 23 years ago?
Surely she had grounds to sue someone as wealthy as DJT for damages, so did she?
Posted by: old chick at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (sOete)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM (hYcqw)
This right here. I last went to one out of a sense of obligation as one of the groomsmen in my best friend's wedding. So the obligatory bachelor party took place at a strip club. That fakery and manipulation bored me to tears. Not to mention what a ripoff it was.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:53 AM (wa97d)
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Yep.
Strip clubs never did anything for me.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 10:57 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2020 10:38 AM (G0vdT)
And it was obvious the other night was meant to be an ambush---and Trump won bigly anyway, as evidenced by the fact that the Media didn't even talk about it.
If they try the two against one approach, it will be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 10:57 AM (HrMC1)
Posted by: David French at September 17, 2020 10:57 AM (CLteG)
I think this is from a Hank Williams song.
Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2020 10:57 AM (BpjJB)
Expect one a day from here on out
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2020 10:57 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 10:56 AM (FCQR/)
Ah, yes, but in both cases there's a good chance they'll spit on your meat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:58 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2020 10:58 AM (1ISKN)
Nor do I. Strip clubs are stupid and I don't care
for them. Sure, naked chicks are always cool. But it's all false and
incredibly false, and extremely manipulative. If I'm going to pay for
ersatz affection, I'd rather go whole hog and just solicit the services
of a whore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2020 10:49 AM (hYcqw)
This right here. I last went to one out of a sense of obligation as
one of the groomsmen in my best friend's wedding. So the obligatory
bachelor party took place at a strip club. That fakery and manipulation
bored me to tears. Not to mention what a ripoff it was.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 10:53 AM (wa97d)
Yeah I was never into window shopping.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:58 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2020 10:59 AM (w2LAm)
I hear the WiFi sucks though.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 17, 2020 10:47 AM (4k/Uz)
Please carry sufficient armaments to defend yourself from the Pirates of the Caribbean.
- Captain Ron
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 10:59 AM (gmo/4)
Now we know why lumber prices are through the roof.
Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2020 10:59 AM (BpjJB)
It will be an attempt to allow Joe to say nothing but platitudes for two hours, and to keep him from rising to take Trump's bait and make his brain's blood vessels explode.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2020 10:54 AM
And he will be proclaimed the winner and no more debates are needed!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2020 10:59 AM (63Dwl)
Yep.
Strip clubs never did anything for me.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 10:57 AM (WEBkv)
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Same.
But.... having to entertain clients.... some invariably want to go clubbin. I hated it. So did Mrs Fixer.
Not because I was in proximity to semi naked females.... but because she would always find glitter stuck in her dryer.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 11:00 AM (8XRCm)
Did he also turn her into a newt?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2020 11:00 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 10:50 AM (HrMC1)
Wouldn't this be a good time for Jeff Sessions to come out and expose Biden? He grabbed his granddaughter away from the hands of Biden really fast.
Might help make a pinch of amends for what he did.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 17, 2020 11:00 AM (rjE57)
- Captain Ron
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 10:59 AM (gmo/4)
And from the guerrillas.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2020 11:00 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by Mannix
Obama's life is the application of Bill Ayers' principles, which are largely Saul Alinksy's "There is Only the Fight" and other such works in subversion.
A parallel True Story of Obama, that would highlight each phase of his history (including stains on his shorts guy, Frank Marshall Davis) would be an interesting "profiles in courageous communism" story. Story is his Mom's (likely) involvement in CIA front groups, back in the day... then Rev. Wright, Ayers, Axelrod, Jarrett, right up to commie Brennan. Barry Soetoro himself was apparently involved in one of many CIA front groups (Business International Corporation BIC).
To get to the real story of Barrack Hussein and the CIA/Communist chain of events ... yeah, that would be longer than War and Peace. It is not the story of peace through strength ... it is more a story of Deep State control of government via their puppets and influence machinery (EDKH).
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2020 11:01 AM (Cus5s)
**********
Lyle Lovett begs to differ.
youtube.com/watch?v=hpM8FjO4Vko
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2020 11:01 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 10:58 AM (9Om/r)
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Hit the strip club, look at attractive women, scantily clad, (benefit of a doubt, because I've seen some, shall we say, marginal strippers?) spend a ton of money, go home alone.
Hit the bar, strike up a conversation with a marginal gal, maybe go home with her.
Hmmm....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 11:01 AM (WEBkv)
There's a detuned lute on the table.
And that skull B flat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:53 AM (/EuRN)
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You see sharp!!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
What can I say. I'm A natural.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 09:58 AM (/EuRN)
Try to keep everything in scale. That's the key.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2020 10:00 AM (hku12)
Such a flat response. Gee, do you even see what you've done? Be sharp.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 17, 2020 11:01 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 17, 2020 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
I can always count on the horde to drive things right over the clef.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2020 11:03 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2020 11:00 AM (8XRCm)
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"All that glitters is a gold digger"
I used to hang out in a bar strippers would frequent before and after. I didn't talk to a one that wasn't looking for a sugar daddy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 11:03 AM (WEBkv)
- Captain Ron
Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2020 10:59 AM
I saw a few and heard about many amazing armories on some of the yachts while working the USVI
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at September 17, 2020 11:03 AM (DB16e)
Hopefully, she describes Trump's tongue as Yuge and Classy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2020 10:12 AM
My tongue is like my list of achievements as President: Long and Distinguished.
Posted by: President Trump at September 17, 2020 11:04 AM (Do5/p)
there us a uk national gallery video disvussing this painting
around the 33min mark she talks about the skull and tgey show it from the side
https://youtu.be/paA8hqqQ-_w
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 17, 2020 11:04 AM (nUhF0)
If they try the two against one approach, it will be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2020 10:57 AM (HrMC1)
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I chuckle at the thought Trump knew Stephi would ambush him....and was counting on it.
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2020 11:04 AM (G0vdT)
It seems the wreckage of SS-210 USS Grenadier has been discovered by divers in the Straits of Malacca.
http://www.oneternalpatrol.com/uss-grenadier-210-loss.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2020 11:04 AM (ftIhd)
Hit the bar, strike up a conversation with a marginal gal, maybe go home with her.
Hmmm....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 11:01 AM (WEBkv)"
The "go home alone" part is optional, and no, you don't necessarily need to pay. If Mark were here he'd back me up. Besides, hitting on a random girl in an actual bar is minesweeper in this era of "OMG GET AWAY FROM ME WITH UR MALE GAZE."
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 11:05 AM (FCQR/)
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2020 10:59 AM (w2LAm)
He's just letting you know the election will be canceled later on today because there simply is no point in holding one.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 11:06 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 17, 2020 11:06 AM (3D/fK)
scantily clad, (benefit of a doubt, because I've seen some, shall we
say, marginal strippers?) spend a ton of money, go home alone.
Hit the bar, strike up a conversation with a marginal gal, maybe go home with her.
Hmmm....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 11:01 AM (WEBkv)
Truer than you know. Years ago we played in a venue that shared a huge parking lot with a go-go bar. It was a multi band night, I think 2 other bands. Anyway, the sound dude is going around asking where this one band was because their show time was coming and needed some info. I hear somebody say they were at the go-go bar. I looked at the dude and said no shit, a room here full of tits and ass and they went window shopping?? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 11:07 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 17, 2020 11:05 AM (FCQR/)
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I forgot, things have changed. Gad, it's been mumbly mumble decades since I was doing that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 11:08 AM (WEBkv)
All boat owners know this, at least powerboat owners do. I dunno about sail boats.
LIVE on one??? Yikes.
If u r into that fantasy, you can buy yourself a Windjammer vacation, & let the company worry about all the boat bul*zh*t.
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2020 11:08 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2020 11:00 AM (B+qrE)
She got better.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 17, 2020 11:08 AM (wa97d)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2020 11:07 AM (9Om/r)
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That's hilarious!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 17, 2020 11:09 AM (WEBkv)
I think that is the play, here. Biden doesn't care if it sticks or not, the idea is to flood the zone with nonsense, so the average LIV schmuck tunes out to any kind of sexual allegations all together.
You know. Just like the "muh russia" gambit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2020 10:14 AM
Yep, that and to throw a bunch of annoying shit at Trump and his team that they have to spend time responding to it. It's a tactic to distract focus from both him and his team.
Imagine your regular job and the normal stresses and necessary work to get the job done on time. Now imagine having everyone in your office bother you with stupid, mundane shit every hour of every day until the deadline. Things that you have to take time away from your focus on your actual job to respond to so they stop bothering you with the shit.
That's the Left's/Democrats'/Deep State's tactic here for the rest of the campaign.
Posted by: President Trump at September 17, 2020 11:12 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2020 11:12 AM (Do5/p)
Around that time, Holbein made a book of woodcuts entitled "The Dance of Death". Each woodcut showed the figure of Death seizing somebody (a priest, a Hausfrau, a peasant, a merchant, etc.), accompanied by a little poem on how the Reaper shows up when least expected. So the "skull" image clearly meant a lot to him.
Posted by: Brown Line at September 17, 2020 11:49 AM (S6ArX)
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