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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread – 9/09/2020 [Buck Throckmorton]
Per a source with knowledge of the situation, players may display the names of victims of police violence and/or systemic racism on the padding along the bottom of the backs of their helmets.Drew Brees has chosen to honor alleged rapist Jacob Blake on his helmet. For a while the league was struggling with an image problem, because it had numerous players who had beaten and assaulted women. Apparently “Me Too” is now yesterday’s news, so the NFL has decided to fully embrace battery and sexual assault.
It’s weird, but all the previous Mideast “Peace Processes” seemed to only result in western dollars flowing to Arab politicians and terrorists, who then used the money to line their pockets and to murder Jews. Of course, none of the western politicians and diplomats actually wanted peace, they just wanted endless Israeli concessions, with payoffs to their Arab terrorist friends, and a steady river of spilled Jewish blood. That is what the “peace process” was. When President Trump finally moved the US Embassy to Jerusalem, the “experts” all warned of the awful events he was unleashing.
And the events he unleashed are indeed awful to those who wish harm to Israel – because peace is breaking out all over the Mideast. Thanks to Trump, there is no money now to be gained from killing Jews or bashing Israel. And just like that – Arab nations now want to make peace with Israel. Weird. First the UAE established diplomatic relations.
Now Saudi Arabia is warming up to Israel.But the kingdom has already cultivated covert ties with Israel in recent years, a shift spearheaded by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman even as his father King Salman has voiced steadfast support for an independent Palestinian state.
A shared animosity toward Iran, along with Saudi attempts to attract foreign investment to fund Prince Mohammed’s ambitious Vision 2030 economic diversification plan, appear to be pushing the kingdom closer to Israel than ever.But what about the Palestinians?
Like the UAE’s move, such a step would be seen by Palestinians and their supporters as a betrayal of their cause.The Palestinians were offered a state of their own, but they refused it. Time has finally run out on their corrupt peace process gambit.
(h/t – despair.com)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2020 10:05 PM (7Ub3d)
Posted by: lin-duh en nui at September 09, 2020 10:05 PM (UUBmN)
In the push for more diversity
The lie that they're providing us
Is really about dividing us
When we seek the spirit of unity,
you'll find it each night
in the ONT!
Posted by: mindful webworker
click, read, donate to my dentist fund
at September 09, 2020 10:05 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 09, 2020 10:05 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 09, 2020 10:05 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2020 10:05 PM (iON9N)
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/
1303485001745469441
Reading is fun-da-mental!
https://twitter.com/itsyaboyvp/status/
1303720568844439554
White privilege racoon:
https://twitter.com/V_actually/status/
1303129275533492225
Posted by: andycanuck at September 09, 2020 10:05 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 09, 2020 10:06 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: wing at September 09, 2020 10:06 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: anon at September 09, 2020 10:06 PM (+Nied)
you'll find it each night
in the ONT!
Posted by: mindful webworker
click, read, donate to my dentist fund
at September 09, 2020 10:05 PM
That's beautiful, man...
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (iON9N)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: McBeckoningChasm at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (pOXLi)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 10:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Drew Knees at September 09, 2020 10:09 PM (EgshT)
No. Boring, sheltered life, remember?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mindful webworker
conflating ideas for two decades
at September 09, 2020 10:09 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: McBeckoningChasm at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (l9m7l)
If Apple doesn't approve of the work you are trying to do, then you shouldn't be doing it, comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 09, 2020 10:09 PM (2C38g)
A rapist and DV offender who violated a protection order.
Feminists and women's groups are dead silent.
Posted by: Ha at September 09, 2020 10:09 PM (+5yHl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2020 10:10 PM (OVEfo)
A rapist and DV offender who violated a protection order.
Feminists and women's groups are dead silent.
Posted by: Ha at September 09, 2020 10:09 PM (+5yHl)
Is this an example of that rape culture we keep hearing so much about?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (hYB//)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (UFgOG)
Yes, a gentleman's fourth is the correct slot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (2C38g)
A rapist and DV offender who violated a protection order.
Feminists and women's groups are dead silent.
Posted by: Ha at September 09, 2020 10:09 PM (+5yHl)
Isn't it great??
Posted by: H. Weinstein at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (/kh7m)
That cookbook is sad all right, and the food portions are huge for just one person.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Karen, daughter of Gladys Kravitz at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (Oqufv)
I added "Stars And Stripes Forever" to my playlist. It is a real hoot when it plays.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (+MpRO)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. doing the monkey boogaloo at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (gducN)
"I'm guessing the horde has some real doozies. Any awful dating stories you want to share?"
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Ask any woman who dated me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 10:12 PM (mht8P)
also McBeckoning! I do all my work on a mac and have always!
they're not for GAMING but they are for WORKING
also I don't need tech help or rarely which is nice
and the monitors don't suck
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at September 09, 2020 10:12 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 09, 2020 10:13 PM (EgshT)
I did not date. I was. Well. Weird. My go-to tactic was usually crippling shyness.
And yet, here I am happily married for 32 years to the poor girl who fell for it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2020 10:13 PM (QzJWU)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y45aepwm
Can we ban it again now?
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 09, 2020 10:13 PM (R1+YM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. doing the monkey boogaloo at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (gducN)
*types*
*deletes*
Well how about this instead... commies like playing in traffic.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2020 10:14 PM (/kh7m)
Ozark MoMe Oct. 11-12: See sidebar to contact...your HOST!
Meine Damen und Herren! Mesdames et Messieurs! Ladies und Gentlemen!
Zo... life its disappointing? Ehrr! Forget about it! Here, life its beautiful! Even zee orchestra is beautiful!
Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2020 10:14 PM (Cssks)
And let us not forget, the state of the country is such that both a famous NFL quarterback AND the current candidate for Vice President personally and ostentatiously are showboating their respect for a violent rapist who got injured while resisting arrest with children present.
I know, mostly boiled frog and all that, but wow.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2020 10:14 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: we we get banned at September 09, 2020 10:15 PM (W3yzs)
Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2020 10:15 PM (pOXLi)
In high school, i had a job at the new orleans canal street marriott as an apprentice air conditioning and boiler repairman.
Had a 20 hour work week for both of my junior and senior years as well as a 40 hour work week over the summers beginning at the end of 10th grade and ending the fall after graduation when i joined the Army.
I had good cash flow, and spent my spare time in the quarter partying. I got lots of little Bewalskies running around the hinterlands from lonely, freshly divorced 30 something ladies on vacation in the quarter. Couldnt begin to count them, don't want to either.
Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 09, 2020 10:15 PM (VcFUs)
By way of confirmation, MisHum is still well, he is just sick of us and needs a little cocktail time, correct?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2020 10:15 PM (YA914)
Having to download old drivers and stuff, and dealing with a Mac deemed "old" by Apple. Plus, [snipped].
Sorry, had to vent for a bit. Won't happen again in the foreseeable future. Thank you for your indulgence.
Good news (kind of) I am able to do stuff for chapter three of "Instruction."
We now return you to your regularly scheduled ONT, until next time when the Control Voice will take you to...the Outer Limits.
Posted by: McBeckoningChasm at September 09, 2020 10:15 PM (l9m7l)
1. It's REALLY not going to go well when she says...as her MUCH OLDER former boyfriend walks into the bar she deliberately brought me to..."Whatever happens next just play along."
2. And then there was the VP from a very recognizable commercial name who a) began to expose her boobs to me at a restaurant on our first date and b) had a nervous breakdown when she could not find her spare toothbrush.
I could go on. The era between the two Mrs. Circas was fit material for a multiple play Shakespearean tragicomedy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 09, 2020 10:16 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 09, 2020 10:16 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2020 10:16 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 09, 2020 10:16 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: cberrya6e at September 09, 2020 10:16 PM (suV07)
And yet, here I am happily married for 32 years to the poor girl who fell for it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo
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For 26 years I have rejoiced in Her Majesty's graces and she has put up with my many failings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 10:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2020 10:15 PM (YA914)
I think he's busy bear hunting.
Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who said, I'm a reasonable guy but i've just seen some unreasonable things at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (1+Jvs)
Apparently there is a minor league baseball team called the Rocket City Trash Pandas.
Which may be the coolest and insane name of all time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (xDZyM)
Isn't microwave cooking for one simply running through the amazing repertoire of Hot Pockets and pizza rolls offerings?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
hmm...
So you're saying that big mega-Christian Drew sold out his Christian "principles" for shitloads of "money."
I. am.
shock.ed.
To call Drew Brees lower than dogshit would be to insult the many fine representative examples of dogshit everywhere.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (+MpRO)
Posted by: some guy out west at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (XpDOS)
33 Too many commies, not enough ammo, what's a right wing Trump supporter to do?
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. doing the monkey boogaloo at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (gducN)
Use el lobo. An entrenching tool with a serrated edge. Never runs out of ammo.
Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (VcFUs)
All my "dates" took less than 30 minutes to decide to GTFO. They were very perceptive women.
So I had to settle for the "non-date 'dates.'" Women were *easy* in the 1970s. Hop in the sack with anybody.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (/kh7m)
>>Any awful dating stories you want to share?
Just basically getting half raped by supposedly nice guys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (G51Gf)
Can I interest you in a helicopter?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (9hauA)
It sounds great.
But it's a double bass. In the apartment, it's like a roommate that refuses to budge. I've got to ease around it if I want something on the shelf behind it.
At least it doesn't eat all the Hot Pockets.
That I know of.
Posted by: McBeckoningChasm at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)
https://tinyurl.com/yysupwuu
https://tinyurl.com/y5bunnkw
https://tinyurl.com/y2qngdww
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Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2020 10:19 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Drew Knees at September 09, 2020 10:19 PM (EgshT)
This week.
As the epidemic is clearly well into the long declining tail of its Gompertz distribution. And after (unlike the US) senior officials have openly discussed the mistake of trying the radical "lockdown" experiment instead of sticking with the original, well-founded strategy, similar to Sweden's of not trying to make water run up-hill.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2020 10:19 PM (OTzUX)
^ ^ v v < > < > B A [start]
Posted by: Methos at September 09, 2020 10:19 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Infidel at September 09, 2020 10:20 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 09, 2020 10:20 PM (PUmDY)
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I won't go into details but nothing ruins a romantic evening more than surprise balls.
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at September 09, 2020 10:20 PM (wPVhA)
So you're saying that big mega-Christian Drew sold out his Christian "principles" for shitloads of "money."
I. am.
shock.ed.
To call Drew Brees lower than dogshit would be to insult the many fine representative examples of dogshit everywhere.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (+MpRO)
I think you are giving him too much credit. These people, as a rule, are quite ignorant and none too bright. Just going with the flow.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:20 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (hYB//)
I think of it like the magic food box in Back to the Future. You can have a pretty good instant meal in minutes that you made weeks ago and froze.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (uEbPt)
Bye, bye buddy.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (O6Iio)
Posted by: Alana at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (7iVzU)
https://tinyurl.com/y4afe9k8
https://tinyurl.com/y55sm53c
https://tinyurl.com/y58quosn
https://tinyurl.com/yxrobbng
https://tinyurl.com/y4c5j3fm
Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Drew Brees at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (pOXLi)
NFL celebrates Blake, eh?
A rapist and DV offender who violated a protection order.
Feminists and women's groups are dead silent.
Posted by: Ha
Just wait until a major fragrance distributor comes out with his very own line of feminine hygiene products called, "You Smell Like You've Been With Another Man"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (hYB//)
But to that end, I will say I only reheat pizza on the stove in a covered pan on a relatively low light and it is amazing.
Microwave reheated pizza is an abomination and an affront to everything pure.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (uEbPt)
Bye, bye buddy.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (O6Iio)
I think this story qualifies.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)
Secondly, what the actual bloody hell is wrong with the "new" fuel can spouts?? They don't spill on me! They don't even need any minding whilst topping off the snow-blower, lawn mower, weed whacker, boat motor tank, etc.! One just hooks the spout over the end of filler neck and, get this, when the tank is full, the fuel stops flowing all by itself! Not a drop of fuel is wasted! The vent is inside the spout! -- Genius!
Are you sure you're using it correctly? I mean, you simply can't be if it's spilling...
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (iON9N)
Posted by: Drew Knees at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: lin-duh en nui at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (UUBmN)
John Brennan was just on Lawrence O'Donnell's show. Same show where he spelled out in lascivious detail how Mueller would drop the indictments, Don Sr. and Don Jr. and a host of others would be picked up by federal marshals, the nightmare would soon be over blah blah. And Adam Schiff is up next.
Don't those people ever get tired of being burned by their "experts"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (G51Gf)
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I won't go into details but nothing ruins a romantic evening more than surprise balls.
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at September 09, 2020 10:20 PM (wPVhA)
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Well...
Posted by: The Otters at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:21 PM (CAJOC)
Being it was cooked in a microwave, there's a good chance it's still frozen while the top is burnt
Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (qAR6u)
You're going to make it to TX this year, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (/kh7m)
Yes we are. Already got the time off at work. I need to hang out with people around whom I can be me.
Like eggshells, the folks I work with.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: dartist at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Megthered at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (2YO08)
Those were the days.
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (1XOEC)
Sorry, but I'm not ok dating someone who is still legally married.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (9hauA)
You're going to make it to TX this year, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (/kh7m)
Yes we are. Already got the time off at work. I need to hang out with people around whom I can be me.
Like eggshells, the folks I work with.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Awesome!
I'd do a happy dance, but that might scare the hamsters.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2020 10:24 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 09, 2020 10:24 PM (R1+YM)
Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2020 10:24 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: Lebone Jamms at September 09, 2020 10:24 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (hYB//)
But to that end, I will say I only reheat pizza on the stove in a covered pan on a relatively low light and it is amazing.
Microwave reheated pizza is an abomination and an affront to everything pure.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 10:22 PM (uEbPt)
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I reheat pizza by putting it in a cold oven, and set it to 350. By the time it's preheated, the pizza is ready to go (and it crisps the crust rather nicely).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: pookysgirl is weird like that at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (XKZwp)
You first !
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (9hauA)
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I have a lot to offer, but okay for you.
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at September 09, 2020 10:26 PM (wPVhA)
You mean like, limb from limb?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 10:26 PM (zr5Kq)
*slowly comes to in bathtub full of ice*
Uh...could...someone...hand me that red Solo up?
Posted by: Groggy Miklos with abdominal pain at September 09, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:18 PM (9hauA)
Probably the throne of skulls and golden helmet with flared wings and matching gold vambraces threw them off.
I mean, for YOU it's fabulous look, but not everyone guy has an ensemble to match that look well. I mean most guys think "business casual" is good to go for any occasion.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2020 10:26 PM (WyVLE)
Yer doin it wrong.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2020 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Drew Knees at September 09, 2020 10:27 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Infidel at September 09, 2020 10:27 PM (R4aZ2)
https://youtu.be/iczghApDERU
Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2020 10:15 PM
There you go! Let No Spill Jill show you how it's done...
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2020 10:27 PM (iON9N)
I thought about you all day. I hope you are well. Be strong. Be brave.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 09, 2020 10:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: OSL at September 09, 2020 10:28 PM (wNww/)
Is it just me, or does the meat on the plate at the bottom of the cookbook look raw?
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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If you'll notice, there's also a milkshake at the top. That intrigues me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2020 10:29 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 09, 2020 10:29 PM (d9Cw3)
I mean, for YOU it's fabulous look, but not everyone guy has an ensemble to match that look well. I mean most guys think "business casual" is good to go for any occasion.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2020 10:26 PM (WyVLE)
You are right. I should reconsider my going out outfits. Maybe just the more understated bronze helmet (no wings) and only one of my Viking bodyguards.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:29 PM (9hauA)
Uh...could...someone...hand me that red Solo up?
Posted by: Groggy Miklos with abdominal pain at September 09, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Hopefully you had four kidneys like Dewey Crowe.
(For the record, that is my favorite episode from one of the best TV shows ever.)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)
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I was involved in a LARPing thing ages ago and one of the hotter gals flirted with me every time we crossed paths, at one point commenting on the weather "Gee I better get out of the rain before this dress gets too sheer" and then making no hurry to find cover. I asked her out for the next weekend.
Five minutes into the date, we had discussed the etymology of the word "fuck" and covered the fact that her apparently not quite ex had left a ring in her mailbox that afternoon. Something in my brain broke and I just could not make conversation throughout dinner (which I can't much explain, it was like I'd never talked to a girl before).
So yeah. Got home and drank.
Posted by: Methos at September 09, 2020 10:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (dUJdY)
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If you want a little Christmas in September, Russell is great as Santa Claus in The Christmas Chronicles.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:30 PM (CAJOC)
That was when? They never even earned my notice, let alone respect.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 10:30 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:30 PM (9hauA)
Though I did see one Polish lady and one Indian lady walking around facially nude at Jewel on Saturday.
I hope to see the Karens doused with gasoline (from functioning cans) and lit on fire in front of their families....not that I'm bitter.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2020 10:31 PM (DY3v8)
it to 350. By the time it's preheated, the pizza is ready to go (and
it crisps the crust rather nicely).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)
The stove is probably fairly similar to that, but maybe it doesn't dry out as much.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 10:31 PM (wPAzo)
I could go on. The era between the two Mrs. Circas was fit material for a multiple play Shakespearean tragicomedy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 09, 2020 10:16 PM (JCrfD)
Do go on.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 10:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Is it just me, or does the meat on the plate at the bottom of the cookbook look raw?
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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If you'll notice, there's also a milkshake at the top. That intrigues me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2020 10:29 PM (G51Gf)
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How much alcohol do you suppose is in it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:31 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 09, 2020 10:32 PM (d9Cw3)
I'm at my daughters house until tomorrow night.
They're keeping me very very busy.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:32 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)
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That's my go-to method as well. Works great for reheating almost any food, especially homemade biscuits.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2020 10:32 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at September 09, 2020 10:32 PM (WVSR6)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)
* * * *
That's my go-to method as well. Works great for reheating almost any food, especially homemade biscuits.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2020 10:32 PM (WFcrO)
Toaster oven works best for me.
Never microwave. I'll eat it cold first.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (cI3Q7)
(At least in my imagination.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Infidel at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: markholio at September 09, 2020 10:35 PM (EHkY1)
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One so bad I pulled to the side of the road and told the chick to get outta my car.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2020 10:35 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)
* * * *
That's my go-to method as well. Works great for reheating almost any food, especially homemade biscuits.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2020 10:32 PM (WFcrO)
Toaster oven works best for me.
Never microwave. I'll eat it cold first.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)
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The only thing I really use the microwave for these days is to warm a tortilla shell (or warming syrup).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:35 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Infidel at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (R4aZ2)
G'night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:35 PM (x8Wzq)
(At least in my imagination.)
She just has a high metabolism. 'Cause she's from another planet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:35 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
For a modest fee, I will handle all the financial details of this international transaction!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Iris at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (Cssks)
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Ask any woman who dated me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 10:12
He was a nice enuff guy, but really obsessed about those Borzois.
Hadrian's ex-girlfriend
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (Iw9bs)
Hello, lovely lady!
Ladyl, I'm pleased you're with your daughter.
Please, Horde. Stick together and be kind. Be positive. Believe we will prevail.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2020 10:35 PM (WQZ1O)
did she ?
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
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Then what am I supposed to do with these hookers and all this blow?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
A better choice for a single person would be the George Foreman Grill, or pretty much anything that will brown the meat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2020 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Sounds FABULOUS, but... not so much.
Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (Cssks)
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Add in Adam Sandler. Does it work now for you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 10:37 PM (wPVhA)
Improve your groupings.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 10:37 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: The Otter at September 09, 2020 10:37 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:35 PM (CAJOC)
I use it to thaw tortillas, or melt butter. or the very occasional bag of popcorn. Or pockporn as my sons used to call it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
For a modest fee, I will handle all the financial details of this international transaction!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (2C38g)
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Does this cover all modalities?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:38 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 10:38 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2020 10:17 PM (l3+k2)
Indeed he is, and otherwise relaxing with the pups.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (zr5Kq)
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yep. I was 20. She was being a bitch and told me if I wanted to be with her I would hafta put up with her moods.
I said no.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (WQZ1O)
computers?
Posted by: McBeckoningChasm at September 09, 2020 10:07 PM (l9m7l)
Hell, us Atari guys been telling you Apple morons that for decades now.
(Waaaaaaaaaay back in the 80s.)
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (1XOEC)
Posted by: mindful webworker
a short and tall tale
at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
A better choice for a single person would be the George Foreman Grill, or pretty much anything that will brown the meat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2020 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
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I've got a Griddler. Love it! Reminds me - I should make reubens sometime soon.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)
Speak for yourself!
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 10:40 PM (1XOEC)
Posted by: mindful webworker
a short and tall tale
at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM
No glitch here...
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2020 10:40 PM (iON9N)
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Never had one so bad I needed to kick her out of the car but there were a number of times during dinner I just wanted to stand up, throw $100 on the table and walk out.
Didn't act on it though.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 10:40 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 10:40 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2020 10:40 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 09, 2020 10:29 PM (G51Gf)
Brings all the boys to the yard
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. doing the monkey boogaloo at September 09, 2020 10:11 PM (gducN)
You're gonna have to get 'em to line up, aren't ya?
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (1XOEC)
It. Freaked. Me. The fuck. Out.
that said, I have always like him. What a career he's had.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (Cssks)
They are great for reheating coffee, or boiling water I guess. In most cases though, even leftovers, the stove or oven gives better results, I think.
Analog heat > digital heat
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (hYB//)
Did *not* know he was playing for the other team.
Hmmm.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (OTzUX)
I had a high school buddy that always had the hottest girls around. I found out years later that he was gay.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (AiZBA)
I said no.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2020 10:39 PM (WQZ1O)
smaaaart !
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:38 PM (CAJOC)
Yes, but only if you purchase the full modality coverage!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (2C38g)
"Microwave Cooking For One"
Great book. There was even a sequel:
"More Tips On How To Commit Suicide With Food"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)
inb4 you should already be doing that. You know what I mean.
Posted by: Howdy Y'all at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (PTCMu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (2C38g)
I'm sure they'll cut you in for a percentage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Otter at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (CLteG)
So if I go to a Biden supporter's house, peel his face off a la Hannibal Lecter, steal his ID, and vote, would that constitute voter fraud?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: dartist at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (+ya+t)
Sure, dartist, a maaagical animal.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:43 PM (2C38g)
I had a high school buddy that always had the hottest girls around. I found out years later that he was gay.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (AiZBA)
Just not fair.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (AiZBA)
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You didn't notice the long talks about Bette Midler?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 10:43 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Drew Brees at September 09, 2020 10:43 PM (pOXLi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Nuh-uh. You're going to need your kidneys, not to mention your liver, for the TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2020 10:43 PM (/kh7m)
So if I go to a Biden supporter's house, peel his face off a la Hannibal Lecter, steal his ID, and vote, would that constitute voter fraud?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (DY3v
No.
I believe this would be perfectly acceptable.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:44 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2020 10:44 PM (pOXLi)
A man who has single-handedly discovered, for what must be the very first time in the history of this esteemed Blog, how to post both pictures as well as multiple tweets without simultaneously blowing the margins so hard they pass out after half a cigarette.
Huzzuh!!!!
I salute you, sir. Excellent work. Now if only your secret could be passed on to others.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2020 10:44 PM (1YlHz)
They are great for reheating coffee, or boiling water I guess. In most cases though, even leftovers, the stove or oven gives better results, I think.
Analog heat > digital heat
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (hYB//)
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When I was in college, I was well-known for my microwave fudge (ok, it was the recipe on the back of marshmallow fluff).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:44 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2020 10:44 PM (DY3v8)
Didn't act on it though.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 10:40 PM (Rvt8
* * * *
That you did not act on your impulse tells me that you are a gentleman.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 09, 2020 10:44 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2020 10:44 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: Insomniac
Oh no, Comrade!
Special deal-only for you, only today!
We buy in bulk, and pass the Slavings on to you!
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Ukrainian Mail Order Bride Discount Warehouse at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
Great movie. Highly recommended!
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: The Otter at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (CLteG)
His dik tastes like shit
Posted by: The Otter at September 09, 2020 10:46 PM (CLteG)
On the one hand they'll deny that any particular member of the liberal elite is a sex criminal - Brian Singer, Bill Clinton, etc, on the other hand they'll right throw away article where they claim Hollywood is full of sex criminals, like this Cracked article....while only naming second (or lower) raters and those no longer useful (like Woody Allen)
https://tinyurl.com/y5nh5l8y
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2020 10:46 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
Or maybe just an idiot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Fondue Sets for Namibia
Posted by: Garrett Miklos-Morris at September 09, 2020 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
A week ago I had steak diablo, with a spicy salsa. I used a Walmart flat iron that was a few days old.
*This* time I got a fresh ribeye, rubbed it with Spice House's Milwaukee Iron Seasoning, cooked it medium and topped it with diced adobo-drenched chipotle peppers. It was de-lish, and much better than the previous flat iron diablo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
If you wake up to a rhythmic pounding sensation in your ass, that's usually a pretty good sign.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:47 PM (SchxB)
People in the midst of a marital breakdown have serious problems and need to develop self-awareness, and most of the people I've encountered who immediately date are self-medicating with it.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 10:47 PM (sb+Cg)
Just basically getting half raped by supposedly nice guys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
There. Now isn't a little bat flying around much safer?
Hope all is well.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 10:48 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
HA!
Ask around - you'll find out differently. But thanks.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 10:48 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (DY3v
No.
I believe this would be perfectly acceptable.
Posted by: Ladyl
Wear an oversized mask.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise and Miklos at September 09, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
If you wake up to a rhythmic pounding sensation in your ass, that's usually a pretty good sign.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:47 PM (SchxB)
Yeah, the roommate! Don't look at us...
Posted by: The Otters at September 09, 2020 10:48 PM (/kh7m)
She used to do cakes and everything. It was amazing.
I wouldn't trust myself to do it, of course, but she seemed to actually know what all the buttons on the thing could do.
Posted by: stv at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (yBUFr)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
A man's gotta eat.
Posted by: Drew "Randy" Brees at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (Cssks)
*This* time I got a fresh ribeye, rubbed it with Spice House's Milwaukee Iron Seasoning, cooked it medium and topped it with diced adobo-drenched chipotle peppers. It was de-lish, and much better than the previous flat iron diablo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
You've got some real skills, qdpsteve.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: The Otter at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (CLteG)
Owns Kenny G albums ?
Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (pOXLi)
People in the midst of a marital breakdown have serious problems and need to develop self-awareness, and most of the people I've encountered who immediately date are self-medicating with it.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 10:47 PM (sb+Cg)
Eh, the other spouse is probably fucking someone else anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
I still remember my family's first microwave. The thing was big enough to cook a Thanksgiving turkey.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm unstoppable in my quest to find and make the perfect spicy steak. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 10:47 PM (sb+Cg)
Yeah. Trying to prove to themselves they are still desirable. It's all mixed up in a world of bad and very far from 'healthy.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 10:50 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Weaning is hard
Just to be clear-
The proper plural is idiots savants
Glad we got that out of the way.
Posted by: The Hungarian word for idiot is "idiota" at September 09, 2020 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: grognard
Saw it. Nothing I could say could prevent it. Lost touch, but 99% certain it ended in a 2nd train wreck.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 10:50 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
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Just because something is physically possible doesn't mean you should do it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (wPVhA)
No dating stories. I'm one of those men who's always surprised to discover a woman's interested in me. They have to drag me by the hair back to the cave.
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 09, 2020 10:24 PM (R1+YM)
My dating experiences usually started out with me being cheerfully oblivious that a woman found me interesting. "Oh, okay," was my usual response.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
Almost everything is negotiable...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Nobody at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (0vSwJ)
She used to do cakes and everything. It was amazing.
I wouldn't trust myself to do it, of course, but she seemed to actually know what all the buttons on the thing could do.
Posted by: stv at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (yBUFr)
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I've gotten decent results by adjusting the power levels. Never as good as a stove or oven, but passable.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (CAJOC)
There goes my plan for the weekend.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: The Otter
Knows all the words to any song from The Pirates of Penzance.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (Rvt88)
I'm unstoppable in my quest to find and make the perfect spicy steak. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Qdpsteve--yours is a very worthy quest!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:52 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
Sure, maybe...but I figure that the people being cheated on may just be emotionally unprepared to treat others fairly when dating. It takes a lot of work to come back from something like that in healthy way for self and others.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 10:52 PM (sb+Cg)
Still, it was pretty huge.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
But hey, even if we didn't get the food tablets or moon colonies we got the ability to take and post cat videos anywhere and anytime!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2020 10:52 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
He . . . Wears French shoes stupidly?
There was one GF that I had reservations about walking between the front of her car and the wall of the parking garage when she was parked and idling. I had concerns that she might accidentally pop the clutch while in gear. Does that count?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)
I recall he was on that Donahue TV show (or equivalent) and was a minor celebrity for a while. But it's strange how guys who can get chicks easily decide ... not to. Wonder what happened to him.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 10:53 PM (hYB//)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 10:53 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nobody at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (0vSwJ)
Seems like I saw the nic the other day somewhere. Did a double take, but played it cool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 10:53 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 10:50 PM (LPnfS)
Almost always. I was that guy once upon a time.
What I really needed was understanding and wisdom from the experience. What I did was avoid any effort to find the truth.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: EveR at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (DsGxB)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (LPnfS)
"groovy" has got to be one of the dumbest, right up there with "gnarly".
No way, dude! Those words are totally bitchin'!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (SchxB)
Oscar-worthy!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work
Those excellent shades help.
Posted by: Miklos, banned by Ray-Ban at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (Mm4NK)
Picky as I am, I would be willing to try it.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (PhTYi)
oblivious that a woman found me interesting. "Oh, okay," was my usual
response.
***
I was in a long term relationship throughout all of college, so I had a lot of female friends asking for advice and it was hilarious.
So I really like Bobby and to make sure he knows I let him see me looking at him for two whole seconds! Was I being too forward?!?
My answer? No, he has no idea based on that. Why don't you go talk to him for a while and ask him out for coffee or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2020 10:55 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Surfer Miklos Dude at September 09, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
I think the toaster guy would back you on this one.
Posted by: dartist at September 09, 2020 10:55 PM (+ya+t)
I'm pretty sure I was his "senior year I'm gonna try to be straight" gf. And he probably was surprised his sweet Catholic gf was not that innocent...
but, for this crowd, I will clarify, that there was no anal, surprise or otherwise...
Posted by: Iris at September 09, 2020 10:55 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 10:55 PM (PhTYi)
That was when? They never even earned my notice, let alone respect.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 10:30 PM (qpX6U)
Back in my day, I guess. Roger Staubach and the whole Dallas team back in the days of Tom Landry. They were hard workers, seldom complained out loud that they weren't making enough millions, and folks like Staubach were good people. And that's from personal experience.
(Not those cheating SoBs in the Steelers, though. Or the Redskins. They were all enemies of humanity.
)Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (1XOEC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (SchxB)
I've been watching some games from the 1970s on youtube. Roger Staubach, Bob Greise, Fran Tarkenton. I had no clue anything about them except what happened on the field. And the games were fun back then.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (1Rq5E)
Yeah, the "dating while separated" thing always strikes me as pushing the likelihood of tragedy somewhere close to 100%.
I'm driving our daughter back from CA to the East Coast some years ago. She tells me, "I think that I need to take some time away from going out with guys to figure out what I really need."
"Sounds like a plan," I said.
The very next day after we get back to here she's out 'til all hours with some local goofus who had sent her flowers back at the start of the new year.
Color me unsurprised. Long range planning for her is figuring out what she might do next week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nobody at September 09, 2020 10:51 PM (0vSwJ)
Really? Blast from the past.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)
If they say yes they are almost certainly interested in you. If they say no, just say "well maybe some other time" and either they'll follow up with you....or they won't.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 10:53 PM (V2Yro)
Cool Beans is stupid, too. Of which the punishment should be a solid cockpunching.
Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (pOXLi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Isn't that the correct way?
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (1XOEC)
Posted by: Iris
*sadz*
Posted by: Gomer Pyle, USMC at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Look for a jar of diced chipotles in adobo sauce. If you can't find the diced version in a jar, just get a small tin of whole chipotles, then run it through your food processor. Then make your favorite steak-- rubbed with some other spices, if you prefer. When it's done, top it with the peppers/adobo concoction and you're there. :-)
Think you'll like. The smokiness of chipotle especially meshes well with beef IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (o4r45)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (Mm4NK)
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Slow down, you type to fast
You got to make the project last
Just hackin' out some lines of code,
Lookin' for bugs, and codin' Grooooovy
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 10:58 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 09, 2020 10:58 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Miklos, retro-fashionista at September 09, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Dune trailer out ...
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 10:54 PM (LPnfS)
I have high hopes. But Aquaman as Duncan Idaho? I guess that's better than Sting in a speedo, but I think I'll wait and see how woke it is first.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 10:58 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (o4r45)
I laughed because it's true.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2020 10:58 PM (AiZBA)
___
Good luck with that one!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (qlFIA)
So boss!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (SchxB)
Man, that's rad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (2C38g)
I'm 'off' in terms of my ability to tell how spicy something is, because I have a tolerance built up. There's salsas and chiles I can eat, that the rest of my family just can't.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 10:52 PM (sb+Cg)
I'm sure you're right about that. That level of betrayal is hard to deal with, especially when you're someone who actually believed in that sacred vow, forsaking all others, until death do us part bullshit. Get backstabbed again when that wound has just barely healed over, and you're in for a lot of emotional pain.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: grognard
What makes me certain it was a train wreck was I found out her husband was a rebound from her college boyfriend breaking up with her at graduation.
Remarried within a year of the divorce ...
She was nice and she was fun but unable to be alone, I guess.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (LPnfS)
will you not want a second date, but the next several hours are going to
be excruciating."
Yeah, I had that happen when the girl I was with suddenly launched into a racist tirade because she saw an interracial couple. That was a long evening.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
I did this with flank steak last week. It's gorgeous on beef and chicken.
Small tip I got from a Mexican chef - rub in a little soy sauce after the adobo chipotle, and let it sit for 20 minutes before grilling.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (sb+Cg)
So boss!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (SchxB)
Man, that's rad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (2C38g)
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Ugh. It's going to be a long night.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (wPVhA)
I admit I was a snob about it. I used to joke it was just water tinted red.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ran Dather at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (dh0t1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (WyVLE)
Let me guess: Litton, right?
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (qpX6U)
I'm surprised anyone would confuse the ability to throw a ball across the county with brains.
Posted by: dartist at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: mindful webworker
desperate times
at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (H5knJ)
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It works well for Austin Powers, too.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
He . . . Wears French shoes stupidly?
There was one GF that I had reservations about walking between the front of her car and the wall of the parking garage when she was parked and idling. I had concerns that she might accidentally pop the clutch while in gear. Does that count?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)
I once had a good friend/neighbor, he'd been a marine, then a bouncer at a bar. He was living with one of the strippers, who he said was real hawt, but he told me that broke up the night he came home real late in the wee hours of the morning, went in the house, and she pulled a gun on him. He said he didn't mind her pulling a gun in the middle of the night, he understood that. The problem, he said, was that after all the lights came on she kept the gun trained on him way too long, and he could see the calculations going on in her head.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (V2Yro)
Cool Beans is stupid, too. Of which the punishment should be a solid cockpunching.
Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (pOXLi)
Add "salty" to that list.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (AiZBA)
See, Insom? All you have to do to get the girls is go gay!
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (1XOEC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)
A. Despite every rumor and supposition to the contrary, and yes, all logic and reason, the Democrats are going to ride the broken down Biden horse charade all the way to the end, with zero intention of relinquishing because this is what they are
B. Biden is going to run as mini-Trump. Which is ALWAYS a losing campaign - people will choose the real deal to a pale imitation every time (Sure, Democrats *always* steal from the Republican, but this strategy is becoming more obvious by the day)
C. Trump was going to win 2020 no matter who they ran, and what campaign they ran against him. When this is all over, and Biden is a burned out husk that still managed 45 or more percent of the true vote, many - even on our own side - will claim Trump won because Biden was a "terrible candidate", which is a shame because Trump is a once in a 100 year talent
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (wPAzo)
Posted by: Miklos, and his buds (this was in pre-bro days) at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
I admit I was a snob about it. I used to joke it was just water tinted red.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Crushed red tomatoes flavored with vinegar and bell peppers. Far to spicy for the Scottish export market.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (WyVLE)
So boss!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (SchxB)
Man, that's rad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
23 skidoo
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (qpX6U)
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Raytheon invented and patented the technology.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: dartist at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (+ya+t)
Shoot, I can throw this football over them mountains.
Posted by: Uncle Rico at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (Mm4NK)
That's when you sneak out the back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
My pleasure!
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (sb+Cg)
The funny thing is that on one occasion we went out for a movie with other friends of ours, and it was to see a movie I had heard about through the grapevine but I did not know very much about at all. But I went to the movie because of a girl, and maybe, just MAYBE, she would talk about a topic not related to The Rocky Horror Picture Show (her entire life revolved around this movie. This should have been a major warning.)
The movie in question would go on to be one of my very favorites of all time: PULP FICTION.
She was dumb and as deep a a kiddie pool...but there's that at least. I can hang my hat on running into one of my favorite movies of all time, in a theater. So there's that.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (SSJSf)
High umami factor.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (vuisn)
I think the Arabs realized from the git-go that Oblahblah was going to stab them in the back. They were willing to cooperate with Bush, Sr, less so with Bush, Jr. But Oblahblah was ready, willing, and able to sell them out to the Persians. With ValJar pulling the strings behind the scenes, it could go no other way. For eight long years, the Arabs felt the Persian noose tightening around their necks.
I suspect a second motive behind the Arabs' sudden burst of rationality; Trump took oil out of the equation. By encouraging the exploitation of American resources, Trump has broken the Arab chokehold on the world's economy. You can see that in MBS's determination to diversify Saudi Arabia's economy. (I said from the beginning that instead of invading Afghanistan, we should have launched a Manhattan Project style effort to create synthetic oil. The House of Saud would have coughed up bin Laden and his entire operation on the spot.)
I do have a question, though: will the Arabs finally allow the so-called Palestinians living in their countries to integrate into their societies? For seventy-two years, the Arabs have kept the Palestinian "refugees" locked up in camps close to Israel's borders and have freely admitted to doing so to keep the Palestinians in a constant uproar. The "Palestinian question" was the perfect foil to explain why the average Arab was uneducated, poor, and had no prospects of bettering himself; the "dirty" Jews had robbed the Arabs of all these things. Apparently, the Arab League recently told the Palestinians to go away and shut up.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (yHHWj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (1Rq5E)
I randomly became a Vikings fan because of Fran Tarkenton (Wyoming boy).
Walter Payton, Joe Montana, Joe Green, Roger Staubach, Mike Singletary, Moose Johnston. Hell, even Bradshaw.
I miss them what weren't thugs and crybabies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)
A rapist and DV offender who violated a protection order.
Feminists and women's groups are dead silent.
Posted by: Ha at September 09, 2020 10:09 PM (+5yHl)
Is this an example of that rape culture we keep hearing so much about?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 10:11
What about their "victim" in Rochester? He was running around naked threatening to spit at cops w/ Convid. They put a spit mask on him and he dies a few days later from asphyxiation?
Turns out he had PCP in his system. Yeah family knew he had mental health issues but they didn't know he was doing PCP?
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (Iw9bs)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2020 10:41 PM (AiZBA)
See, Insom? All you have to do to get the girls is go gay!
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM (1XOEC)
That would seem to defeat the purpose.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ran Dather at September 09, 2020 11:00 PM (dh0t1)
Not to mention the graft, the really sweet graft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Doing fine so far. My blood tests show my cancer marker is cut in half after 3 chemo treatments. Got a CT scan next week to see how things are going.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Miklos, being gagged with a spoon, if that makes it any better at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Think you'll like. The smokiness of chipotle especially meshes well with beef IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
That does sound really good!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 11:04 PM (PhTYi)
Lime is one of those magic ingredients I only recently discovered. Amazing what it can do.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
I can't live like this!
Posted by: mindful webworker
desperate times
at September 09, 2020 11:01 PM
Have you tried tightening the string on the soup can you have for a modem?
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2020 11:04 PM (iON9N)
Litton made radar transmitters for the military. After noticing how sailors got cooked by standing in the wrong place, a light bulb went off in their marketer's heads. Voila! Microwave ovens.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:04 PM (qpX6U)
Man, that's rad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
23 skidoo
Posted by: Tonypete
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I love my wife, but oh you kid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 11:04 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown
I'm going with Khal Drogo as Duncan Idaho ... since the lucky SOB got killed off in Season One ...
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:04 PM (LPnfS)
All it takes is a "whoopsie" missed block and a "whoopsie" cheap hit and you get to live out the rest of your days with a cane. No Fun indeed.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:05 PM (wPAzo)
I guess they have to stay away from the Indian food, which I hear is the most popular type of fast food by far in London.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
So boss!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 10:56 PM (SchxB)
Man, that's rad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
23 skidoo
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (Rvt8
Oh, you kid!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 11:05 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 09, 2020 11:05 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (Mm4NK)
AshevilleRobert--this is such good news!
You are still on my prayer list.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 11:05 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: Miklos Garfunkel at September 09, 2020 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 11:06 PM (x8Wzq)
Dammit Hadrian)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 11:06 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Kewl
Posted by: Miklos
Absolutely!
*resists the urge to kill every time I hear someone answer a question with this*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:06 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (Mm4NK)
Sounds like good news, man. Hope things continue in that direction.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, I had that happen when the girl I was with suddenly launched into a racist tirade because she saw an interracial couple. That was a long evening.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (Mm4NK)
Memorable line from Woody Allen: "Oh yeah that was a wonderful date, it reminded me of the Nuremburg Trials."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:06 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
ran, and what campaign they ran against him. When this is all over, and
Biden is a burned out husk that still managed 45 or more percent of the
true vote, many - even on our own side - will claim Trump won because
Biden was a "terrible candidate", which is a shame because Trump is a
once in a 100 year talent
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (wPAzo)
The only correction I can make here is that its not all over and at this moment biden IS a burned out husk. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:04 PM (LPnfS)
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But only after dicking Emilia Clarke like a slave girl!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 11:07 PM (wPVhA)
Drew Brees wants to have the ability to walk without intense pain. Pissing off the offensive line is not compatible with an ambulatory retirement.
He plays violent games with ignorant savages. Give him a break for observing good OPSEC.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:07 PM (C+evo)
Neato! Prayers aloft. keep kicking its ass.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2020 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Sorry, but I'm not ok dating someone who is still legally married.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 09, 2020 10:23 PM (9hauA)
Separated is still married. I would be OK with dating only if I had certain knowledge that a divorce was pending, and would not be contested.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2020 11:07 PM (+PjyO)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 09, 2020 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
A mechanical timer w/ bell, and two buttons, one being defrost.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 11:08 PM (hYB//)
Posted by: A Tabby Cat at September 09, 2020 11:08 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 09, 2020 10:45 PM
My hope is that this is all an act and he is going to say "fuck you all, i quit" instead of "tails" when they do the coin flip before the first kickoff, but I am definitely not betting that way.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 09, 2020 11:08 PM (d/5jB)
A Pinay friend says she prefers lemon over lime as it is a bit sweeter and less acidic.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 11:08 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
She was dumb and as deep a a kiddie pool...but there's that at
least. I can hang my hat on running into one of my favorite movies of
all time, in a theater. So there's that.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (SSJSf)
Great movie. One of my favorites, too. I was lucky enough to have caught this one in the theater as well. I honestly didn't love it on first viewing but it played on my mind the next few days and I couldn't wait to see it again.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:09 PM (wPAzo)
A mechanical timer w/ bell, and two buttons, one being defrost.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 11:08 PM (hYB//)
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The first microwave we had growing up had the mechanical timer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 11:09 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (Rvt8
Oh, you kid!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Rah Rah Sis-Boom-Ba!
Posted by: Miklos in rather musty raccoon coat at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (iON9N)
Like I said, some ingredients just work like magic in cooking. Lime, soy sauce, garlic...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (Mm4NK)
That's when you sneak out the back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
I would have walked out in the middle of the tirade.
On my last "match" date, I refused to go out with the guy again, because he was a big talker but cheap-ass tipper. He basically stiffed the waitress. I returned later to the restaurant and made it right.
And no snarky remarks, please!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2020 11:07 PM (+PjyO)
I wouldn't even do that. Emotional scars are a bitch, and despite what Hollywood would claim, legal papers can't make them go away. I'd set the limit as 1 year post divorce, minimum.
I fully realize that prices me out of the market for divorcees. Most hook up again right away. But there are exceptions...and if they could have hooked up, but didn't...that piques my interest.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (sb+Cg)
oblivious that a woman found me interesting. "Oh, okay," was my usual
response.
***
I was in a long term relationship throughout all of college, so I had a lot of female friends asking for advice and it was hilarious.
So I really like Bobby and to make sure he knows I let him see me looking at him for two whole seconds! Was I being too forward?!?
My answer? No, he has no idea based on that. Why don't you go talk to him for a while and ask him out for coffee or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2020 10:55 PM (qlFIA)
Women are so hard to read in that regard.
The dummy I cited above in #302 thought a great idea to indicate she liked me was to use my full first name. The problem is that everyone has used the short and long version of my first name interchangeably since ever and I do not notice when people do it. So it wasn't much of a hint.
Admittedly on another occasion (years ago now) when a woman asked me if I was single as we were doing laundry, that should have been obvious. But other times, not so much. And frustratingly, it's my job to figure this out, and apparently I just have to know if a woman is interested in me, because.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (SSJSf)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
This is good news !!!
May you be Blessed with Continued Healing and Compassion ...
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r)
LOL. No it's not over and I'm not saying it is - or should I say I'm not saying anything different there than I've said since the night of his first SOTU.
I think the Democrats knew then, too. And Van Jones gave the game away that night, because even though he's a dyed in the wool commie he doesn't GAF.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:11 PM (wPAzo)
All it takes is a "whoopsie" missed block and a "whoopsie" cheap hit and you get to live out the rest of your days with a cane. No Fun indeed.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:05 PM (wPAzo)
Raiders O Line went from one of the best in the NFL, to mediocre at best, right after Derek Carr did not completely surrender to the BLM movement a year ago.
Kinda makes ya go... hmmmm
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:11 PM (NgKpN)
The first microwave we had growing up had the mechanical timer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 11:09 PM (CAJOC)
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You rich snots with your chi-chi "mechanical timers." Ours had a sundial, and we couldn't cook on cloudy days at all. And we were grateful for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 11:11 PM (wPVhA)
racist tirade because she saw an interracial couple. That was a long
evening.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (Mm4NK)
I once had a black woman turn me down for a date by saying she wouldn't date outside her race, as it she would be betraying it by dating a white man.
I assumed she just didn't like me and used racism as an excuse.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:11 PM (2N7oZ)
Hope this keeps up for you, and it sure sounds positive.
Prayers up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 11:11 PM (2C38g)
There is no one on this planet who wants synthetic oil unless it is Mobile 1.
Too much money in the status quo and too much money in the Green Economy Scam.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:12 PM (C+evo)
You rich snots with your chi-chi "mechanical timers." Ours had a sundial, and we couldn't cook on cloudy days at all. And we were grateful for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 11:11 PM (wPVhA)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 11:12 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
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How YOU doin?
(Doing fine. Not having any notable side effects from the chemo yet, other than the hair thinning out)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:12 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:12 PM (wPAzo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 11:11 PM (wPVhA)
You had sun, luxury...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 11:13 PM (2C38g)
That's even worse, then. What a douchebag, if true. So he regurgitate a bunch of mindless divisive nonsense to save his own ass?
Maybe he should quit. That would be "courageous" wouldn't it?
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 11:13 PM (hYB//)
A mechanical timer w/ bell, and two buttons, one being defrost."
And they never quit. Lasted forever.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:13 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:14 PM (cI3Q7)
"In this dirty old part of the city,
where the sun refuse to shine..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
She probably would have caught flak from her family and friends.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:15 PM (qpX6U)
You've provided a very good synopsis of the situation, Captain JS - yes, the enmity between the Persians and the Arabs is very old, they've wanted to kill each other every day for at least 1400 years now, and counting. The Founder of the House of Saud came to prominence in the 19th century came to prominence when he led a bunch of warriors across the desert to one of the Iranian Holy Cities, launched a Surprise Attack, and slaughtered every Ayatollah he and his men could find. Then they left, they didn't come for loot, they just came to murder the Shiite leadership.
To the Iranians, that might as well have happened yesterday.
as to the Palestinians - the real problem there is that the Wealthy Arabs (ie, the Gulf States) think of them as even lower than some people in the US think of uneducated illegal aliens here. They despise them, which makes it quite easy for them to be able to tell them to go get their shineboxes now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:15 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2020 11:15 PM (iON9N)
If a woman takes an unusual interest in me, its almost always because she is trying to give an accurate description of me to the police.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Miklos in rather musty raccoon coat at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Now that's the cat's pajamas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:10 PM (SSJSf)
When I was in the Navy, my now EX wife was also in the Navy.
She went on her first cruise ever, and one of my neighbor ladies started talking about how she was so lonely with her hubby away.
I didn't bight, and come to find out that the Ex was sleeping around on her ship.
Glad I wasn't the one who messed around and ruined that, kept me honor intact, but there is always that little devils voice that reminds me, she was pretty dang hot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Not if they try to "convert" you.
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (1XOEC)
Posted by: Zettai
The mesh was there for microwaving eggs.
Posted by: Lil' Miklos, who had to clean that up at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: Miklos in rather musty raccoon coat
You're a collegiate, rah, rah, rah!
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (LPnfS)
woman asked me if I was single as we were doing laundry, that should
have been obvious. But other times, not so much. And frustratingly,
it's my job to figure this out, and apparently I just have to know if a
woman is interested in me, because.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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My wife does not understand when guys in the grocery store just suddenly start talking to her, that they are hitting on her.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (Mm4NK)
The most likely? White men.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
--
You had a sun? Luxury!!
We lived on a tiny speck of stone floating throughout the heavens where all the food was frozen rock solid. We licked the frozen morsels to gain nourishment.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:17 PM (cI3Q7)
It's all mind-games with women.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:17 PM (qpX6U)
Nope. Palestinians are now their own separate tribe.
And at its base, all Middle East Politics, is tribal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 10:59 PM (Mm4NK)
That's when you sneak out the back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Or you say: "My father was a Namibian Prince and my mother was an Albino" and just stare at her while her tiny little brain locks up trying to figure out how that union resulted in the pasty white dude with black hair sitting before her.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2020 11:17 PM (1YlHz)
If a woman was ever interested in me, they sure didn't bother to let me know.
Catch33, also exactamundo. I personally find it quite annoying that men *always* have to take the first step... and to make it even worse, feminists insist that approaching an uninterested woman is automatically harassment. So unattractive men just can't win.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
to mediocre at best, right after Derek Carr did not completely
surrender to the BLM movement a year ago.
Kinda makes ya go... hmmmm
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:11 PM (NgKpN)
And although I'm not making excuses for him, I'd probably do the same.
Think of me what you will and call me what you want. Family comes first. I'm not giving up millions of dollars, a lifetime of hard work and risking my shit to so-called stand up to the mob while my employer and every institution bows down to the Flavor of the Month.
Even got his wife to join in. Pretty sure wifey and me would do exactly the same. Trust me everyone would think my wife was Angela Davis when she got through speaking. Maybe it makes me a lesser person than I aspire to be but I'm just being real.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:18 PM (wPAzo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Not if they try to "convert" you.
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (1XOEC)
Hmmm. I'll have to start dressing more fashionably and adopt an effeminate affect, and see what happens.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
And they can smell that insecurity five miles away.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:18 PM (qpX6U)
Drew might actually enjoy those sizable paychecks.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:18 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2020 11:19 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:19 PM (wPAzo)
It's all mind-games with women.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:17 PM (qpX6U)
And then they throw you away like yesterday's garbage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos in rather musty raccoon coat
You're a collegiate, rah, rah, rah!
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (LPnfS)
Rickenbacker Firecracker
Shish cum bah
Bugs Bunny Bugs Bunny
Rah Rah Rah!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:19 PM (NgKpN)
And they can smell that insecurity five miles away.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:18 PM (qpX6U)
Oh probably. It's not like I don't come by it honestly, but that doesn't really matter. Fucking sucks, I'll tell you that much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
The most likely? White men.
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I'm sure it's because we all want to prove how not racist we are....
Posted by: Methos at September 09, 2020 11:20 PM (kOpft)
Women don't think like men. They don't want the same things as men do. And when they tell you what they really want, they're lying.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ladyl
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I was driving at the time, and rejected the idea (after a few seconds thought) of throwing her out in the middle of crossing the Delaware River bridge.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:20 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:20 PM (qpX6U)
Now that's one thing I've definitely learned.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (qpX6U)
Shish cum bah
Bugs Bunny Bugs Bunny
Rah Rah Rah!
Posted by: Romeo13
Where's my raccoon coat?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (Rvt8
You had morsels, and frozen ones to boot? Luxury!
We just had muddy slush from the melting snow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (YWBlw)
Kristina Narayan, who has worked for Democratic state Rep. Tina Kotek since September 2016, according to her LinkedIn profile, was charged with one count of "Interfering with a Peace Officer."
Can't imagine why the Democrats don't criticize Antifa.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Methos at September 09, 2020 11:20 PM (kOpft)
We all want to bang an asian chick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (zr5Kq)
and me would do exactly the same. Trust me everyone would think my wife
was Angela Davis when she got through speaking. Maybe it makes me a
lesser person than I aspire to be but I'm just being real.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:18 PM (wPAzo)
I guess my question is where does it end? I'm assuming Drew would suck dick to keep his job at this point.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Plan Miklos from Planet 9 at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Only if you let it.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (qpX6U)
OK, I'll bite...how does one not let it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (cI3Q7)'
she love you long time
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:22 PM (zr5Kq)
An organization that seeks to develop its employees by pushing them to "escape their comfort zones" will soon learn which of its managers are sadists who thrive on making employees uncomfortable.
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I had a manager who pushed two section heads and three admins into breakdowns.
And I refuse to believe any cant from management about Vision and Teamwork. To the MBAs you are, fundamentally, a cost. Period. By taking a paycheck you're stealing from shareholders
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 11:22 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore
I want to win Powerball ...
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:22 PM (LPnfS)
One thing I've found that really frustrates me is that, women *like* bullies.
Sure, they'll swear up and down it's not true, bullies are horrible people, they don't find them attractive at all.
But, I couldn't count the number of times I've seen the most attractive men go for the most obnoxious, hateful, bullying men. And why? Because they were cute, and they'd do anything the woman wanted them to... including assault other men for her.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos in rather musty raccoon coat
You're a collegiate, rah, rah, rah!
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:16 PM (LPnfS)
Rickenbacker Firecracker
Shish cum bah
Bugs Bunny Bugs Bunny
Rah Rah Rah!
Posted by: Romeo13
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Yeah, funny. That's how it starts, then the next thing you know, you're swallowing live goldfish.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2020 11:22 PM (0Yiin)
This is the nub of it, the nexus of the crisis. Let's leave aside the political power people (the P3); all they really care about is power and the exercise of it. I'm talking about the people who actually do want to live in a different world and not as the P3.
Have you ever seen people who are pro-communism admit or acknowledge (they are not quite the same word, so whichever fits better in your situation), admit or acknowledge that: 1) yes, the USSR/Maoist China/Venezuela/Romania/etc. were terrible places and examples of failed communism; or 2) of course they failed! They didn't have our resources/abilities/intelligence/desire, etc.; or 3) some other concession that it has never been done right followed by an express or implied "yet"? I have. Why saddle yourself and your ideology with the detritus of losers and axe holes who f*cked up your ideology? (It's not theirs to monopolize, after all!)
But have you ever heard any of them say, at any level of workable policy (as opposed to wokeable policy) how they would avoid the mistakes those countries made? Leave aside the bad/evil/sadistic communists. Let's assume Bernie doesn't have an inner Stalin, that he really does want to make sure everyone's got a Star Trek-style replicator. How is that going to happen? After all the attention-getting stuff (gulags, tyranny, mass murder, etc.), the thing I associate most with communism is food shortages. Everywhere. It seems kind of endemic to certain political philosophies.
It's not just food. Communist countries -- some communist countries -- have had the capacity to reach and maintain a certain standard of living that would probably be pegged at something like U.S. 1900 but with somewhat better medical services. (It's not as if there weren't *any* competent medical professionals behind the Iron Curtain; you're hardly more equal than other without a minimally-competent doctor on call.) Except for the food shortages. And the resources needed to keep everyone in line so they don't fall back to a system that will feed them and in U.S. 1946-style. Basically, they're poor, have long-outdated living standards, nothing gets built properly or safely, and population movements are generally out of, not into, these countries.
There's a Marxist concept of needing to go through capitalism before getting to socialism -- the two-stage theory. Not as a physical constraint -- throw a socialist coup and you've got socialism -- but as a political theory restraint -- it won't work if you don't first.... The problem is, the people saying we've had enough capitalism don't seem to understand why that first stage (capitalism) is there.
If you conceive of Marxism very narrowly, as a complaint that the first and second rungs of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs needs to be met by society/government since it's cruel not to (basically an issue of supply), then capitalism is the essential condition of socialism/communism (in their sense of being conceived of love and goodness) because capitalism is the only political (and concomitant economic system) that can take the world Marx lived in and enable it to provide everyone with sufficient food, clothing, shelter, educational, vocational, and medical opportunities because, over time, as technologies and processes improve, our ability to invent real Star Trek replicators increases. You know replicators -- give you anything you want at the push of a button, no money needed.
That's where the problem lies. Assuming you get to that stage of the first stage, you have to keep it going. Capitalism does not give birth to a perpetual motion cornucopia. If you don't maintain it, it'll fall apart and you'll be just another dystopian future plot line. It's one thing if someone says their political philosophy is we all suffer if there's not enough to go around without turning off that cornucopia, it's another if they don't want food and material shortages. In that case, then how are they going to manage something that's never been done before and which depends on the elimination of everything Adam Smith teaches us. Maybe what they really seek is something they've been blinded to? What the Left is doing is actually contrary to, and defeative of, socialism in the long run since it's going to destroy much of what capitalism has created and there will be no ability for it to be replaced.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos, smelling of mothballs at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (yHHWj)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (U2p+3)
I'm sure there are gay men who go for bullies too, though.
IMHO way too many women associate "extremely aggressive" with "manly and attractive."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
And even if it WASN'T seen as sexual harassment to pursue a woman you find out isn't interested (at which point you back off because you say to yourself "my time is precious")...what guy wants to invest large quantities of time in women that aren't remotely interested anyway?
BUT...as you point out, it's the guys, no matter what the feminists say, who are expected and demanded to take the first step.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (SSJSf)
==
I see....
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (zr5Kq)
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Nailed it 100%. At least back then my hair was black.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:24 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 09, 2020 11:24 PM (0OmEj)
Many times, women think "I can't possibly let this guy know I like him because he might not like me, and I don't want to be humiliated and look like an ass."
And women of my generation were still conditioned to think guys should make the first move. So making the first move and being rejected seemed even worse to us.
Fear of rejection, fear of being humiliated - those are human feelings, not male or female ones. We are used to thinking the opposite sex holds all of the cards and we're the only emotionally vulnerable ones. But nobody wants to be hurt.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 09, 2020 11:24 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*tunes ukelele*
Posted by: Miklos, Big Man on Campus at September 09, 2020 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (cI3Q7)
Preach
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:24 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Hello Chy nah.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2020 11:25 PM (xcd1u)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:25 PM (zr5Kq)
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, ASSHOLE???
Posted by: Miklos, attention ladies at September 09, 2020 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:26 PM (wPAzo)
Posted by: Ladyl
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I was driving at the time, and rejected the idea (after a few seconds thought) of throwing her out in the middle of crossing the Delaware River bridge.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:20 PM (Mm4NK)
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Might I offer a suggestion?
Posted by: T. Kennedy at September 09, 2020 11:26 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2020 11:26 PM (xcd1u)
As I've said, the DNC is in charge of my auto cucumber. Aaaarrgghhh!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
And I've also seen men go for vapid, nasty, brainless golddiggers - because they were pretty and had big boobs.
So you know - it does go both ways.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 09, 2020 11:26 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*tunes ukelele*
Posted by: Miklos, Big Man on Campus
* irons poodle skirt *
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:27 PM (LPnfS)
Instead of the text wall (which was all good) it really boils down to this:
So who get to decide who gets the beach front property?
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:27 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (U2p+3)
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Pull up. PULL UP!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 11:27 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (cI3Q7)
Preach
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:24 PM (sb+Cg)
I've never wanted to. Don't know why...I just never found them appealing.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:27 PM (SSJSf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*tunes ukelele*
Posted by: Miklos, Big Man on Campus at September 09, 2020 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Get down off that flagpole!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
"Drew might actually enjoy those sizable paychecks."
That's the point, that's what makes it so egregiously bad.
He's a twatwaffle of the first water.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (hYB//)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*tunes ukelele*
Posted by: Miklos,
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23 skidoo!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (vooSz)
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:17 PM (qpX6U)
And then they throw you away like yesterday's garbage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:19 PM (NWiLs)
OK, the secret.
YOU must always make THEM think, that you are wiling to leave. That there are lines that shall not be crossed.
That there is a line of bullshit that will not be crossed, or you are gone.
Whenever I start to date a woman, I have them listen to two songs, which I play them in the car, where I can sing along with them.
1. Depeche Mode, Somebody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbaKcxTW7A8
2. Elvis, Treat me Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LE2jmW9XdY
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:21 PM (2N7oZ)
You're 100% right. As I followed up, I kneel for God and Christ only. But I do think it's easy to judge when you're not in the situation.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (wPAzo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXOtizjRvMo
And the inevitable retort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqXz1F5Pm1w
Posted by: exdem13 at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (W+kMI)
Trust a woman?
Posted by: Case at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (wLP0b)
if you're still around. working a deal, backdoor to get UT two planes since all their stuff has been hoarded by OR and WA.
We hit a bird a couple weeks ago east of Salt Lake on a fire and sustsained 39k damage in the right wing. luckily it didnt hit the windshield as it most likely would have been fatal.
Looks like things have settled down in your area.
Posted by: DBCooper at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Sometimes a woman will bust her ass, give all she can and go for broke only to have a guy refuse to see what he is being offered and choose to wallow.
Then she's broken and has to pick herself up and bust her ass again to regain her self worth and confidence.
And the guy still doesn't get it.
But whatever.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 11:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*shoves Mike Hammer into crowded phone booth*
Posted by: Miklos, twirling propeller beanie at September 09, 2020 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
it would be like me deciding all men are like ..hmm.. Hunter Biden
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 09, 2020 11:29 PM (nUhF0)
I thought that was regular off-season training.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:29 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:27 PM (SSJSf)
I used to be just like you. Somewhere along the way, something changed. I can't really explain it.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:29 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Women are the Pentagon supercomputer WOPR in the movie Wargames:
"The only winning move is not to play the game."
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (Rvt88)
I mentioned it the other nite. Quetiapine on top of SSRIs. Your grudges and resentments will disappear.
Another thing that helped me forget about women forever was having the woman I loved for 20 years beg me to shoot her. Mentioned that above. Risk/Reward ratio is too high to justify chasing them.
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (qpX6U)
Sometimes a woman will bust her ass, give all she can and go for broke only to have a guy refuse to see what he is being offered and choose to wallow.
Then she's broken and has to pick herself up and bust her ass again to regain her self worth and confidence.
And the guy still doesn't get it.
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*piano music stops*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (wPVhA)
Trust a woman?
Posted by: Case at September 09, 2020 11:28 PM (wLP0b)
Never !
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (zr5Kq)
People in the midst of a marital breakdown have serious problems and
need to develop self-awareness, and most of the people I've encountered
who immediately date are self-medicating with it.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 10:47 PM (sb+Cg)
Yeah. Trying to prove to themselves they are still desirable. It's all mixed up in a world of bad and very far from 'healthy.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 10:50 PM (cI3Q7)
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I have (had?) a female friend who is this, precisely. I've known her for years. She's recently separated, and the last time I saw her was...uncomfortable. She had something to prove (to herself) and I wandered into the crosshairs. Politely declined, lost a friend. Would do the same again.
As far as bad date stories, they all end up that way eventually. A while back, it suddenly dawned on me that every long-term relationship I've ever had, ended up with me getting cheated on. Every one. It's hard to get mad about, really - 25 years or so of the same thing happening to me every time, and it becomes hard to avoid the conclusion that it's not them, it's me.
But hey, that's cool. I'm older now and comfortable and set in my ways, and I like sitting around in my underpants and watching old Babylon 5 DVDs and fiddling with firearms and talking to the cat. I'm not a leper, and can find a date if and when I want one. I'm also self-aware enough to know that when I say I'm never going to fall for it again, I know that I actually almost certainly would, so I don't go looking for trouble.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (+3rQF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LE2jmW9XdY
Posted by: Romeo13
A little less conversation
Posted by: Miklos Aaron Presley, thank you very much at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm not sure I would trust a woman who didn't like/appreciate this song, for instance. (Largely because it's from the POV of a man stuck pining for a woman who'll never go for him.)
https://youtu.be/b9tAdPN3FZ4
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:02 PM (wPAzo)
It's scary how much better Trump is than Ronaldus Maximus. Blasphemy, I know.
Maybe not over two terms, I'll concede. But if you compare Reagan in 1984 and Trump in 2020, who comes out ahead so far?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2020 11:31 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
Well, no, it doesn't. Oh wait, you used that as an adverb, not the noun...........
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 11:31 PM (1XOEC)
Posted by: Miklos, not a dough-huffer, no Sir at September 09, 2020 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
YOU must always make THEM think, that you are wiling to leave. That there are lines that shall not be crossed.
That there is a line of bullshit that will not be crossed, or you are gone.
See...this is very interesting. And VERY different than what I and a lot of others were raised with. That you're SUPPOSED to be steadfast through every single last line of bullshit, and that there's no line they cannot cross that will send you away. I know how insane that sounds saying it out loud like that but I also know I'm not the only one.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
*shoves Mike Hammer into crowded phone booth*
Posted by: Miklos,
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What is a 'phone booth'?
Posted by: A Millennial at September 09, 2020 11:32 PM (vooSz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 11:32 PM (mht8P)
I thought that was the basis for many new sign-ups at the local gym.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:32 PM (C+evo)
Tried to resist the vixen while being a gentleman to the shy girl. (They were friends.)
Guess which one eventually became a housewife and which became an adult movie star? Not who you'd think.
I have no shortage of stories of poignancy and absurdity regarding the opposite sex.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO
Chris Watt ...
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (LPnfS)
interested - or at least not repelled. But that's largely my assumption
that there couldn't possibly be interest in me.
Posted by: Insomniac
Baloney.
Just last week you said you had 2 or 3 opportunities to have an affair and no body would have been the wiser.
You are starting to believe your own baloney.
Posted by: old chick at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (sOete)
Or, as a female friend once told me (and she was and is a massive DM fan), "mention that song and guys will think you are a pussy."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (SSJSf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
I'm laughing, you should too!
Posted by: Miklos, what a kidder at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (wLIOB)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (KAi1n)
wow, that was quite a screed! You're right, of course. One of the best examples playing out in real time is Venezuela. Socialist countries survive by burning all the reserves of their society, until nothing is left. Then they collapse. Venezuela was one of the wealthiest countries in South America, with massive oil reserves. There's a very good chance that before the end of the year, Venezuelan oil exports (the only source of income for the country besides Cocaine) may actually fall to Zero. Yes, absolute Zero. They ran off all the major oil companies, they forced all the trained oilfield people to flee the country, their entire industry is being run by 19 year old soldados who's solution to any problem is to shoot it full of holes. You can guess how well that works in a refinery. Every refinery in the country is broken down and can't be fixed, every rig is broken down and they can't get parts, every piece of advanced machinery in the entire country is broken, and there's not a single person left in the country who knows how to fix any of it.
That's how communism ends - back to a bunch of ignorant savages living in grass huts next to the river.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:27 PM (SSJSf)
Go to Tokyo. I've been to a lot of major cities, but I've never seen so many beautiful women just walking around on the street. Not in LA, not in New York or London, but you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a hot chick in Tokyo.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (2N7oZ)
it would be like me deciding all men are like ..hmm.. Hunter Biden
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 09, 2020 11:29 PM (nUhF0)
Just by self-selecting to be an 'ette you're already among the 99.96th percentile in the Good direction. Some of us have encountered that percentile in the other direction. Sadly, I think the mean has shifted so much that those people aren't outliers anymore - men or women.
Believe me, I'd have killed to run into an 'ette instead of who I ended up with.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (sb+Cg)
In the MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way) community, a/k/a "men's rights" per the MSM, they have all these acronyms.
One of them is NAWALT, for "Not All Women Are Like That." (There's also NAMALT of course.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)
it would be like me deciding all men are like ..hmm.. Hunter Biden
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 09, 2020 11:29 PM (nUhF0)
They are just trying to learn. And grow.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (zr5Kq)
https://youtu.be/b9tAdPN3FZ4
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
LOL, have that on my phone as well.
But then, I think a have about 4 days worth of music on my phone. Burned all my old CDs onto the computer, transfered onto the phone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: A Millennial
They used to have those at these "Mall" places. You could buy, like, phone stuff.
Posted by: Generation Miklos X at September 09, 2020 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 11:32 PM (mht8P
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Und zee paper-hanging. Ach, mein Gott!!!
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at September 09, 2020 11:35 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (V2Yro)
Losers! At least I'll be in a van!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 09, 2020 11:35 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: JROD at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (wLIOB)
Like I posted in the last thread, it reminds me of an ELO song:
"I've seen God, point the finger of Doom at our Foes."
https://bit.ly/2ZkdWuo
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (V2Yro)
I'm not sure I would trust a woman who didn't like/appreciate this song, for instance. (Largely because it's from the POV of a man stuck pining for a woman who'll never go for him.)
https://youtu.be/b9tAdPN3FZ4
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Have you ever seen an English class in college after reading "Araby" as a reading assignment?
All the guys relate, immediately.
All the ladies bitch about what a horrible story it is, "What's that boy's problem?", etc etc etc.
(Pssst...ladies, read it, reread it, and reread it, again. You might learn something.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (SSJSf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Maybe not over two terms, I'll concede. But if you compare Reagan in 1984 and Trump in 2020, who comes out ahead so far?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2020 11:31 PM (4tiP2)
Hard to say. And it's not blasphemy. Dude has busted his ass for the country and has been exceedingly careful not to betray his voters.
Trump's second term is going to be magnificent. I think he's laid a lot of groundwork for it, and I also think he's held back a little for the election. Trump said over and over in 2016 he wanted to be the greatest president next to Lincoln. Which means he's not going to take it easy.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (wPAzo)
I'm sorry to offend you. Like Michael Corleone told his wife, there are things that have gone on between men and women for thousands of years.
I'm sure there are good women out there. For me, the risk/reward just doesn't justify jumping thru the flaming hoops to find out anymore.
I'll leave for tonite, because I think I've upset too many people. I am sorry.
I should
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (qpX6U)
There is no one on this planet who wants synthetic oil unless it is Mobile 1.
Too much money in the status quo and too much money in the Green Economy Scam.
Posted by: at September 09, 2020 11:12 PM (C+evo)
South Africa has synthetic oil, and has had for a long time. SASOL. Look it up. When they were being embargoed over the apartheid issue, they studied up on the technology the Nazis used in Germany, and improved upon it, to make synthetic liquid fuels from coal. Last I heard, it was competitive with crude at $60 per barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (NYO34)
Women are always giving me notes with their phone numbers. Adding, "My house needs painting."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 11:32 PM (mht8P)
Heh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos,
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What is a 'phone booth'?
Posted by: A Millennial
Where's the damn phone booth !!?!?!?!!
Posted by: Clark Kent at September 09, 2020 11:37 PM (LPnfS)
Well the fine savages in Portland are well along that path.
Could you imagine any of those nut cases managing a refinery? Especially after that fine demonstration of agricultural know-how from their crop guru Bloomberg on the back acres of CHAZ.
First assemble a drum circle...
Then shoot the first person who doesn't fully commit their life to BLM....
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:37 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"Dear ONT Forum..."
Posted by: Miklos the Pizza Guy at September 09, 2020 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
I thought I saw an article that said some fires were syarted by antifa
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 09, 2020 11:37 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (2N7oZ)
I've been to Tokyo, Seoul and Beijing. And the women there do absolutely nothing for me.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:37 PM (SSJSf)
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:38 PM (wPAzo)
We didn't play mind games with each other and we did not cheat.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 11:38 PM (PhTYi)
Posted by: JROD at September 09, 2020 11:36 PM (0jZnq)
All depend on how you define "success". With women, don't it .
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:38 PM (zr5Kq)
For me a telling story for men and women to read is "The Short Happy Life Of Francis Macomber."
Also there's the notorious play by David Mamet about sexual harassment, titled "Oleanna."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:38 PM (Rvt88)
lot of stories let alone colorful ones. Best one I guess is about the
gal who definitely wasn't interested in me. Let me know that she had to
cut the date short so she could do her taxes. It was February.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (H5knJ)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:39 PM (wPAzo)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (wLIOB)
Oregon has forest mismanagement like CA, and high winds.
The fact that in Gates, which now does not exist, had an odd influx of Antifa on labor day has not been commented on officially.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2020 11:39 PM (WyVLE)
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Blind date at a restaurant. She shows up a half hour late, sneezes into my salad without covering her mouth, explains that she is a new grade-school teacher and thus will have colds for months as she catches everything. She still lives with her mother (looks 30). She admits she hates men. I catch her cold and get laid up for a week.
Not a good date.
Posted by: WillowViney at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (gYAkw)
Posted by: Floridachick
Japs.
They float incendiary balloons over.
Done it before.
Posted by: Miklos on Fire Watch at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
We eventually went out but only briefly.
Makes a cute story though.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: A Millennial
It's where you made a call that couldn't wait for 25 cents and without it taking over your life and eating up 90% of your leisure time.
Posted by: hypothetical grumpy old lady, not without a point at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
But have you been to Oklahoma?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (Rvt88)
I'm with you.
I read these comments here about the Evilness of Women, and I think of my sister. Married 25 years to a husband she loved and thought she would grow old with. Then he had an affair with a 25 year old and knocked his gf up.
Sis called me crying on the phone every day for a year. Her world was falling apart. I was really worried about her. They had a 13 year old son who had to put up with these battles and scenes and had to accept the fact his dad had an affair and he was going to have two half-sisters (twins) born to the "homewrecker" and dad didn't care because the most important thing to him was not his family but young pussy.
They got divorced, and my sister got married again - to a terrific man with all sorts of health problems who died 3 years ago. He was like a brother to me and I miss him terribly.
My ex-BIL never married his old girlfriend, much to her disappointment. (He tries to be a decent dad to the twins though.) The old GF has now decided she's a lesbian and lives with another woman.
But, yeah, tell me how evil women are, Insom. Always taking advantage of men.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:41 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 09, 2020 11:41 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:41 PM (cI3Q7)
I might go looking for it eventually again someday, sure, but I need to have a lot more stuff in my life taken care of first.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Makes a cute story though.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (vuisn)
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Was there a monkey?
Posted by: The Hallmark Channel at September 09, 2020 11:41 PM (wPVhA)
For reasons that are not clear, strangers love to tell me things that they wouldn't tell their best friends, priests or psychiatrist.
I remember standing in line at Blockbuster (back when it was a thing) minding my own business when this ginger standing behind me got my attention and then immediately informed me that she was on her period.
Really didn't know how to process that.
Was that supposed to be a turn-on?
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:41 PM (C+evo)
lot of stories let alone colorful ones. Best one I guess is about the
gal who definitely wasn't interested in me. Let me know that she had to
cut the date short so she could do her taxes. It was February.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
To be fair, in addition her sock drawer was SORTED
Posted by: Miklos, who has probably never had an actual "date" at September 09, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: OSL at September 09, 2020 11:42 PM (wNww/)
Not a good date.
Posted by: WillowViney at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM
Better to find all that out early instead of much later.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 09, 2020 11:42 PM (d/5jB)
I've seen two reports tonight. One about 7 people lighting fires near Medford, OR (claimed to have been heard over the police radio on a scanner), the other a single arsonist arrested in Puyallup, WA.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 11:42 PM (SchxB)
lot of stories let alone colorful ones. Best one I guess is about the
gal who definitely wasn't interested in me. Let me know that she had to
cut the date short so she could do her taxes. It was February.
=
LOL
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls"
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Maybe she had a big refund coming?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:43 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 09, 2020 11:41 PM (0OmEj)
Trust really is the key. If you can't trust- for whatever reason- don't jump into the ring. All you will do is punish the gal and you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:43 PM (cI3Q7)
The bottom line is that people need a breather to realize they're fucked up, and really understand why. And then the cycle breaks.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:43 PM (sb+Cg)
Ask me about my dad who walked out on my mom after 25 years of marriage, and right after I graduated high school. He even once told my mom, the only way he'd stay in the marriage if is HE COULD KEEP SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN.
Today both my sisters hate him, and I never had a very good relationship with him and can't decide if I ever want to see him again. (He just turned 82, none of us are allowed by his 'new family' to know anything about him, and I doubt he'll be around that much longer.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Cool girl, sort of hippy dippyish but in that cool early 90's way? Wore glasses, so a little nerdy, but also cute. Slender frame. We were both in college.
Summer friends from summer work. She invited me over. Her parents weren't home. She showed me her room. It was a nice house.
It took me 20 years to realize how fucking stupid I am.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:44 PM (wPAzo)
https://tinyurl.com/y45jqoao
Tolkien wrote The Hobbit for young people, but he did not write it as a "children's book." Nothing in the book panders, not the language, nor the complex characterization, nor the grown-up themes. Disney's works, on the other hand, represented to Tolkien a cheapening of ancient cultural artifacts, and he seemed to think that Disney's approach to films for children was especially condescending and cynical.
He described Disney's work on the whole as "vulgar" and the man himself, in a 1964 letter, as "simply a cheat," who is "hopelessly corrupted" by profit-seeking (though he admits he is "not innocent of the profit-motive" himself).
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at September 09, 2020 11:44 PM (oZuI0)
they wouldn't tell their best friends, priests or psychiatrist.
I used to have that problem. Then I perfected my "resting pissed off face".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 11:44 PM (SchxB)
Set the wayback machine to the late 1960s, Sherman.
And tonight's episode is brought to you by the word, "Unbeknownst."
We had recently moved from Smallville to Bigtown. I knew nobody and the girls at school didn't seem... interested.
In church, of all places, I re-met a real nice girl I'd known (and had a kid-size crush on) in grade school. Called her up for a date. She was so sweet, as she told me that, unbeknownst to her parents, she was married! *siigh*
But, she said, she knew a girl I might ask out. We'll call this girl "Icy." (That's called foreshadowing.) I called Icy up for a date, and she agreed, but only if we double-date with her friend "Hot." I got my friend "A-hoe" to agree.
The four of us were going to do the dinner-and-movie thing. Before we even got to the restaurant, I sensed a distinct chill in the air. It only got worse at the restaurant. The food came with frost forming on it.
The only relief was when my friend's date, a well-developed Italican, took off her coat in a sweater-puppies-enhancing move that both my friend and I probably had difficulty ignoring. I remember she wore red....
The girls went off to powder their noses, and my friend and I agreed about the relative temperature of our respective dates.
Let's skip the rest, except to say that I had to use a flamethrower to thaw out the passenger seat of my Mustang, while there were scorch marks on the back seat where my friend's date sat.
I called my friend from church and told her about the date. She had heard. As it turns out, unbeknownst to us, Icy's boyfriend had just come back to town, and instead of breaking off our date, she just made it miserable.
The upside was that my friend arranged for us to double-date the next weekend, with a girl he knew, and his own steady girlfriend on whom he had been cheating the previous week, unbeknownst to his girlfriend, or to me.
Well, that date led to many months of dating bliss for me. We had something serious. But my life had taken some bad turns, my dad's sudden death, crappy home life, among other things. I was going
My friend, remember my friend A-hoe? As I mentioned in a comment recently, A-hoe broke up with his steady and convinced me that I was too young to settle down with one girl after one date, so like the total idiot I was, I broke up with my beautiful first love.
By the time I recovered my sanity, she would not take me back, much to her credit and, I hope, better future life. Took me years to rediscover love. (Smiles at my lady love.)
Later, A-hoe and I were arrested, on a bogus complaint by a guy who, unbeknownst to me at the time, was Icy's father. Sheer coincidence. Only night I ever spent behind bars. But that's another story.
Enough a-holery to go around for all. Except Hot was pleasant enough. And, man! When that Italican gal took off her coat... I can still see
Posted by: mindful webworker
desperate measures
at September 09, 2020 11:44 PM (Oqufv)
Not a good date.
Posted by: WillowViney at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (gYAkw)
that first preposition.
Posted by: shakes head at September 09, 2020 11:44 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: ...
The only way to deal with the kneeling bullshit would have been to constantly hit back at it with: "Why the fuck are you kneeling? Kneeling is submission! Are you kneeling in submission to a symbol of strength that you hate? That's fucking stupid. Are you fucking stupid, Kaperdick?"
It's all theater and images. Retraining the DumbFucks that they are weaklings who are submitting to strength is the only way out.
Or shooting the actively Marxist ones. But that's a whole other comment.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2020 11:44 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 09, 2020 11:37 PM (SSJSf)
Never been to Beijing, but women in Korea were amazing too. Probably got thrown out of more bars in Songtan than anywhere else in the world.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:45 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 09, 2020 11:33 PM (vuisn)
How about: people are individuals. Some choose to behave like shits. Others are decent people. It has nothing to do with what's between your legs.
And blaming other people for what is between theirs is a copout and lie, whether it's done by a rad feminist or a 'ron.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 09, 2020 11:45 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:45 PM (V2Yro)
When people ask us how we got together, I calmly and lovingly look to her, say "I was driving this van through the Walmart parking lot, looked at her, rolled down the window and shouted something rude. She stopped, paused and then said "OK" and here we are ____ years later!"
When said with the proper sincerity, the confused expressions on the audience's face as they try to process how they should react, is priceless.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:45 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:43 PM (sb+Cg)
Now there, I think, is something everyone can agree on!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:46 PM (NWiLs)
I'll leave for tonite, because I think I've upset too many people. I am sorry.
I should
Posted by: gp's Lived Experience: Doesn't GAF Anymore
This too shall pass.
Hopefully read you tomorrow ...
Posted by: Adriane the Rose Garden Not Promised but Fking Crab Grass is Too Much Critic ... at September 09, 2020 11:46 PM (LPnfS)
Really didn't know how to process that.
Posted by: (penguin)
My wife says I have a sign on my forehead that flashes "Tell Me".
Strangers say off the wall stuff to me all the time. When I don't know how to respond, I always say the same thing:
"I'll alert the media."
Then they don't know what to do.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:46 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33"
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My wife's from Tokyo. People are just wired differently, like tastebuds,
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:46 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:44 PM (wPAzo)
Lol. *fistbump* Been there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2020 11:46 PM (cI3Q7)
And blaming other people for what is between theirs is a copout and lie, whether it's done by a rad feminist or a 'ron.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 09, 2020 11:45 PM (HabA/)
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*golf clap*
Posted by: SMH at September 09, 2020 11:47 PM (RU4sa)
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I ended a 27 year marriage in 2008. Didnt look at another woman for 5 years and got a few mad at me for declining their interests.
Then dated a coworker who had access to the hr system who got mad at me when she discovered our age difference.
Ya cant win.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2020 11:47 PM (WQZ1O)
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I say that to the wife when she announces that she's going to the restroom.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:47 PM (Mm4NK)
99% of all people suck. So when everyone complains about everyone, that's who everyone is talking about.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:47 PM (wPAzo)
Posted by: JROD at September 09, 2020 11:47 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:46 PM (Mm4NK)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Deep Purple at September 09, 2020 11:47 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:48 PM (NWiLs)
It's entirely my own opinion, and 100% unprovable, but IMHO it's not just women that are messed up. So are men, and so is society. Feminism has IMHO done a ton to make it worse.
I've said before and I'll say again, if/when I decide to go "on the prowl" again, it most likely won't be in California, where I believe the societal sickness is at its worst in 2020. It'll be somewhere like Nevada or Arizona or Montana or whereabouts, where I would bet (and hope) men and women have been, by and large, brought up with better values.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Sorry to hear that.
I was severely burned by several men in my life: one I was deeply in love with.
It still hurts to think of it, but I know better than to say "Men are all assholes" because of him. I'm just sorry I wasted time on him instead of looking for better men. Now it's kinda too late.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 09, 2020 11:49 PM (HabA/)
And blaming other people for what is between theirs is a copout and lie, whether it's done by a rad feminist or a 'ron.
Don't know where I implied that.
The poignancy and absurdity always lies with each individual and their choices, including myself.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 09, 2020 11:49 PM (vuisn)
No Spill Jill video...
http://www.youtube.com/w/p0gV-DFk0o8
Posted by: Al Bundy at September 09, 2020 11:49 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM (Rvt8
I think that I campaigned there, but I really don't remember.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 09, 2020 11:49 PM (2N7oZ)
Kurt Russell + Quentin Tarantino = "Death Proof"
Sounds FABULOUS, but... not so much.
Posted by: mnw at September 09, 2020 10:36 PM (Cssks)
There are two reasons to watch Death Proof
Mary Elizabeth Winstead in a cheerleader outfit
Zoe Bell on the 1970 Dodge Challenger hood
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2020 11:50 PM (EGyGV)
I guess it's the Law of Broken Magnetism or something. Busted people find other busted people.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (sb+Cg)
Ask a lady to dance once in a while just to dance. Life becomes much more enjoyable.
*tips hat to the ladies*
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (1XOEC)
Others are decent people. It has nothing to do with what's between your
legs.
And blaming other people for what is between theirs is a copout and lie, whether it's done by a rad feminist or a 'ron.
Posted by: DonnaV at September 09, 2020 11:45 PM (HabA/)
You're not wroeng, and other than drawing some 'ette ire some months back when I opined about ink on girls (which is apparently a thing that's done a lot around here except I had never seen it?), I don't do a lot of bitching about any "group" in particular.
But men aren't exactly gonna sit around telling "men suck" stories, are they?
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (wPAzo)
Posted by: George at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (r7uoI)
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Don't overlook Florida.
Posted by: Ted Bundy at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Adriane the Rose Garden Not Promised but Fking Crab Grass is Too Much Critic ... at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (LPnfS)
I agree with you more than you know about Society. We've forgotten a hell of a lot of things that older societies knew about keeping things running in a sane fashion. There's a reason they did the things they did, and they would look at us and say "Damn, you be a bunch of fools!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2020 11:52 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead in a cheerleader outfit
Zoe Bell on the 1970 Dodge Challenger hood
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2020 11:50 PM (EGyGV)
You can stop at #1, OMGFFS. Although I actually really, really dig the movie. And crazy Rose McGowan is very good in it too.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:52 PM (wPAzo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2020 11:32 PM (mht8P)
You've obviously never read all those Penthouse Letters about the woman and the handyman.......
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 11:52 PM (1XOEC)
I guess I lucked out and was rewarded with one from that one percent.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:52 PM (C+evo)
See, I don't believe Women are evil at all.
But we are different with different psychologies driven by our own DNA.
Hell, even our brains are slightly different.
The problem is that in modern society we are not supposed to acknowledge those differences, so when the inevitable conflict come into play... modern Women can't do a Tammy Wynete and say 'he's just a Man'.
And modern Men have been 'reprogrammed' away from their natural inclinations. So when their 'societal programming' suddenly conflicts with their base operating system (those DNA programmed Man behaviours) that very conflict makes them do really stupid shit, and often strike out at those who really don't deserve it.
Hell, I've been trying to figure out what makes a long lasting relationship work for 40 years now, and still have not been successful (longest was a bit less than 10 years).
Yet there were many years in there, when I WAS happily in a relationship.
By nature, I'm a problem solver. By profession, I was into System Analysis.
Put those together and try to figure out why my own relationships fail? And you can suddenly go down some really strange Rabbit Holes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Ya cant win.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2020 11:47 PM (WQZ1O)
Think that might be illegal. Or at least against company policy!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2020 11:53 PM (1YlHz)
Go to Tokyo. I've been to a lot of major cities, but I've never seen so many beautiful women just walking around on the street. Not in LA, not in New York or London, but you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a hot chick in Tokyo.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:34 PM (2N7oZ)
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Swinging a dead cat doesn't seem like the best way to pick up women, though maybe it's just me...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 11:54 PM (CAJOC)
Someone's mad because I tried to do the right thing?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 09, 2020 11:54 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 09, 2020 11:54 PM (wLIOB)
Everyone have fun and play nice.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:55 PM (Mm4NK)
My heart goes out to anyone, male or female, who's been burned by a romantic partner.
I'm still hurting over an incident I've talked about here many times before, and that happened a now absurdly long time ago.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)
It's Japan, they're into all kinds of weird shit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 11:55 PM (SchxB)
*tips hat to the ladies*
Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (1XOEC)
Waiting for the Covids to end, so I can get back to my tango lessons.
/smile
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:55 PM (NgKpN)
I didn't mean you, specifically.
I've been a veteran of these resentful, juvenile "Women Be Bad!!!!" threads before. It's wearying.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (HabA/)
Yep, Chesterton's Fence.
Then again, the old roast story:
Young couple get married, holiday occurs she prepares a roast by cutting the ends off before placing it in the oven. He asks "why did you do that"? She replies, "It is what my mother always did.". Not satisfied with the answer they called her mother up and asked why she did that, she answered the same. Now everyone is curious so they phoned grandmother asking her why she cut the ends off of the roast. She replied "to get it to fit in the oven".
Posted by: 🐧 at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (Xih1H)
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1303743774330441728
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM
where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain?
Posted by: Chuck C at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (d/5jB)
Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (Xih1H)
dude !! I was just thinking that ! Matchmaking needs to come back.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Now I remember asking a few girls out.
In the various places where that happened, there is probably still the aroma of black oily smoke in the air and a fence around a small Superfund site where I crashed and burned.
Posted by: Miklos, Biden his time at September 09, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2020 11:55 PM (Mm4NK)
But, how can we have fun,
if we have to play NICE?
Posted by: Romeo13, channeling his inner Hobbes at September 09, 2020 11:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)
And certainly, I'm clearly not every ladies' cuppa tea. I've never been "the magnet", or Big Man On Campus, etc.
Still though, I've found that being myself has proven sufficient. Maybe not for all that many ladies, but damn sure for myself.
The other thing is, I've never been one to chase the ones that are ceaselessly chased by all the other guys. Dated one of those for 7 months, and oh so many of my concerns were..validated.
I do opine though, that even in spite of lockdownville, there are plenty of available experiences, challenges, activities and projects that can be done, as to render even the blankest "self-portrait" into an interesting piece of art, and frankly, in an astonishingly short period of time.
Just be out there and doing stuff. Odds are strong, you'll be seen and soon found.
*Charrrrrggge!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2020 11:58 PM (QzJWU)
/smile
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2020 11:55 PM (NgKpN)
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Milonga to dance?
Posted by: Ted Bundy at September 09, 2020 11:58 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:53 PM (NWiLs)
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Lol yea both. But it worked out. I married her.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2020 11:58 PM (WQZ1O)
You buy your new $20 5 gallon gas can with this weird Goldberg contraption on top. Cut that shit off and put a round plastic plastic blank in its place.
Waste another $1 for a cheap funnel.
Spill and convenience problem solved.
Fvck the emission... and California.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 09, 2020 11:58 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2020 11:58 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Floridachick at September 09, 2020 11:58 PM (wLIOB)
Posted by: runner
You could call it Match Game!
Posted by: Gene Rayburn at September 09, 2020 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
A hot war is coming, prepare accordingly.
Posted by: George at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (r7uoI)
This is why I hate the democrats so much. I'm old, I was looking forward to retirement, the golden years, and they have to set the entire country on fire.
Now I realize I don't have enough guns and ammo. And even if I did, I can't march long distances anymore, I can't run through the woods, dig a fighting position, I have rheumatoid arthritis in both knees.
So do I go John Brown on these asswipes? I don't know what to do.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:59 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: dartist at September 09, 2020 11:59 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM
where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain?
Posted by: Chuck C at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (d/5jB)
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My freshman year of high school, our spring musical was Oklahoma! I got to play in the pit orchestra. By the end of the run, I had the whole musical memorized, beginning to end.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 11:59 PM (CAJOC)
But men need to stand up and be men. Stop blaming all your shit on other people, or your circumstances. Fucking OWN IT.
And women need to be ready to go it alone. And provide for themselves and their children if need be.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:00 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 09, 2020 11:49 PM (HabA/)
I'll wholeheartedly say, to anyone with eyes to see and ears to hear, this:
It. Is. Never. Too. Late.
Never.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2020 12:00 AM (4tiP2)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Imma get me a mail odor bride.
Posted by: Pepe le Pew at September 10, 2020 12:01 AM (wQVM8)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)
I would never let anyone on my mom's side of the family arrange a damn thing!
Failed marriages across the board - multi-generational and completely self-unaware.
If it came from someone stable who might have learned a thing or two along the way...sure.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:01 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (Xih1H)
dude !! I was just thinking that ! Matchmaking needs to come back.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Fuuuuuck no. That's essentially how I ended up married to the wrong woman at the wrong time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:01 AM (NWiLs)
I gotta admit the MGTOW community (think Tom Leykis), for all their faults, have some really good advice.
No, don't become an incel, but... become happy with your own life and your own company. Make your life so good, you don't NEED someone to share it with, to enjoy it 100%. And only *then* are you ready for a relationship: when you can approach it emotionally as 100% optional.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2020 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)
they wouldn't tell their best friends, priests or psychiatrist.
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You're a bartender?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2020 12:02 AM (0Yiin)
Seconded - but for everyone.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:02 AM (sb+Cg)
Failed marriages across the board - multi-generational and completely self-unaware.
If it came from someone stable who might have learned a thing or two along the way...sure.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:01 AM (sb+Cg)
forget those people. go with dad's side of the fam.
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2020 12:02 AM (zr5Kq)
Fist bump.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 12:02 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 09, 2020 11:53 PM (NWiLs)
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Lol yea both. But it worked out. I married her.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 09, 2020 11:58 PM (WQZ1O)
The spousal privilege gambit. Shrewd!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist
It's mainly the pits.
Posted by: Miklos, Agony Aunt at September 10, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
they wouldn't tell their best friends, priests or psychiatrist.
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You're a bartender?
Ugg boot salesman.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 10, 2020 12:03 AM (JCrfD)
I agree. And Camille Paglia has said she has traveled the world and finds middle-class professional women to be the most wretchedly unhappy people she's ever met.
I think both sexes have been programmed to be other than what they were meant to be and that has resulted in massive human unhappiness.
That's not to say that women can't think or work or have careers. We've been programmed to think we have to think like men about those careers and work. I believe that's caused a lot of misery for both men and women.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 12:03 AM (HabA/)
Truth.
Be a man on a mission with conviction and a willingness to bring others along.
Honest leadership with integrity is attractive.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 10, 2020 12:03 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Miklos
*gets out washboard*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*sets up washtub bass*
Buck will like this one, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker
bmm bmm bmp bmp bbbmmm
at September 10, 2020 12:03 AM (Oqufv)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2020 12:04 AM (KAi1n)
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Whinging has no homo here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 12:04 AM (wPVhA)
Waste another $1 for a cheap funnel.
Spill and convenience problem solved.
Fvck the emission... and California.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 09, 2020 11:58 PM (/Dgcm)
You can also just buy replacement parts for an old gas can, and put the replacement spout on the new gas can. A replacement spout doesn't cost more than a dollar or two.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 12:05 AM (f9A2A)
Seconded - but for everyone.
Look, I don't want to confuse correlation and causality, but everything in my life has been better since Buzzion died.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 10, 2020 12:05 AM (JCrfD)
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (sb+Cg)
That seems to be very true too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (Xih1H)
dude !! I was just thinking that ! Matchmaking needs to come back.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Fuuuuuck no. That's essentially how I ended up married to the wrong woman at the wrong time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:01 AM (NWiLs)
Yeah, everyone my Aunts know?
In the 'she has a nice personality' category.
Sorry, but there HAS to be chemistry.
If, when I meet a dating prospect for the first time, and I DON'T think within about the first minute or so, 'yeah, I want to kiss her'.
Its a no go.
Relationships can be built with time, with getting to know one another.
Chemistry I've found, is either there, or not.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:05 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2020 12:04 AM (KAi1n)
You were Banquo's ghost?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:05 AM (wQVM8)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at September 09, 2020 11:23
Now that is true!
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2020 12:05 AM (Iw9bs)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 10, 2020 12:06 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2020 11:40 PM
where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain?
Posted by: Chuck C
FUN FACT
The Oklahoma Agricultural Association paid P. T. Barnum $128 to bring Dumbo the elephant to measure and authenticate the height of corn
Posted by: Miklos, yet Fun Fact pal at September 10, 2020 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
It was fun to watch
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (nUhF0)
I earn enough that she can pursue her dreams and I can underwrite them. The trick is in finding balance in productivity and meaning while still enjoying life. Having that reason to wake up, a level of responsibility, and the encouragement to tackle new challenges.
Its been a fun ride.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (C+evo)
...on the Diamond Princess outside of China 18% of the 634 passengers positive for COVID-19 were asymptomatic
...onboard an Argentinian cruise ship, 81% of the 128 people who tested positive were asymptomatic
...The major difference...was that passengers on the Argentinian ship were given surgical masks...
_FOX
Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (xcd1u)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:01 AM (NWiLs)
oh...ok, may not work every time...
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 10, 2020 12:05 AM (JCrfD)
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Fucking Buzzion.
*mutters darkly under breath*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 12:05 AM (f9A2A)
I have a 40 year old red plastic gas can in my garage, and it still works just fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:08 AM (wQVM8)
It was fun to watch
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (nUhF0)
Very high success rate, from what I heard. Indian (matched) marriages.
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2020 12:08 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2020 12:04 AM
"What? You egg."?
Posted by: Chuck C at September 10, 2020 12:08 AM (d/5jB)
Is he put out of business after the English imperialists introduce the lighter to his village??
Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2020 12:08 AM (an7Mv)
Please remember to feed the marmot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 10, 2020 12:09 AM (JCrfD)
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2020 12:09 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DonnaV at September 09, 2020 11:49 PM (HabA/)
Nah. Unless you're already in hospice.
Busted people find other busted people.
Posted by: grognard at September 09, 2020 11:51 PM (sb+Cg)
Yeah, but we're all broken to some extent. Even the hotties. Realizing that is a big step toward relaxing in life.
Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2020 12:09 AM (1XOEC)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 10, 2020 12:09 AM (sd8p8)
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After he gets them together, he goes in and tears them apart.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2020 12:10 AM (wPAzo)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 12:10 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (JCrfD)
And the tarps on the bleachers went wild!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:10 AM (wQVM8)
Posted by: SFGoth
Every time I went into the house, I was told "OUT"!
Posted by: SFGoth's dog Spot at September 10, 2020 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Of course, I ate it almost immediately.
I popped out in a sweat, my face turned red, my heartbeat quickened.
Then I chugged my ice water.
Then I chugged my date's ice water.
Then I walked from table to table chugging everyone else's ice water until I could breathe again.
I bought a lot of dinners that night.
Posted by: navybrat the irritable at September 10, 2020 12:11 AM (w7KSn)
Everybody's broken, in this life
It's OK, to feel a little broken
Everybody's broken, you're alright
It's just life
Posted by: Bon Jovi at September 10, 2020 12:11 AM (wPVhA)
It was fun to watch
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (nUhF0)
Oooo, is there a big Bollywood song and dance number in there?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos' Liquor is quicker at September 10, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
your own company. Make your life so good, you don't NEED someone to
share it with, to enjoy it 100%. And only *then* are you ready for a
relationship: when you can approach it emotionally as 100% optional.
I'm good thanks. My last one passed away on me and will be hard to top. If Hiden Biden gets in I may be in the market for a squaw, a good dog and a chunk carved out of the woods somewhere.
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 12:12 AM (+ya+t)
That is a flat out lie. But I fully understand the point and purpose of selling the narrative of mask wearing.
Its also to important to forget those things that do have a signal: demographics, strain of SARS-CoVi-D-2, relative health, atmospherics, risk homeostasis, cultural sanitation and hygiene differences.
Those things are somewhat measurable; masks are not. If there is a signal, its lost in the noise.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 10, 2020 12:13 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 12:13 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 10, 2020 12:13 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: GWB at September 10, 2020 12:13 AM (1XOEC)
It was fun to watch
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 10, 2020 12:07 AM (nUhF0)
Very high success rate, from what I heard. Indian (matched) marriages.
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On the flip side, saw a documentary on youtube "When Cousins Marry" -- about the tradition of Pakistanis intermarrying in the UK.
Just watch the first four seconds and you'll get a sense of how heartbreakingly sad this is.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 10, 2020 12:13 AM (vuisn)
Good lord, look at the time ! So, think of that matchmaking business , talk to aunty, grandmama, sis, see if she knows a nice person in her building.
Good night !
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2020 12:13 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:13 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: F*ckin' Miklos at September 10, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: the other coyote at September 10, 2020 12:15 AM (d1P1b)
Posted by: Miklos, who closely resembles Cary Grant at September 10, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:08 AM (wQVM
I have one or two of those. Then I had an old metal one I no longer trusted, bought a new one, realized I didn't have three hands to pour it, bought a funnel. Then one day was in the hardware store and lo and behold the old style replacement part was there. Problem solved!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 12:16 AM (f9A2A)
The irony was that I wasn't an "ette" at 25. I was a goofy lib who bought into a lot of feminist bullshit. I wasn't an antifa asshole with pink hair and a nose ring, but jeez, I thought Reagan was awful. And now I'm sorry I didn't vote for him. So a lot of good 'rons wouldn't have been interested, although I was kinda cute at 25.
I didn't start to wise up until I was 30 or so.
Youth really is wasted on the young.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 12:16 AM (HabA/)
When the talk turns to cruel ex'es, brutal divorce; the desert wasteland of the soul; the blasted heath; being & nothingness; to be or not to be...
Maybe we should all sing "Goldfinger," like on Cheers?
Posted by: mnw at September 10, 2020 12:17 AM (Cssks)
Please remember to feed the marmot.
Posted by: Circa
The shrieking marmots in the Olympic National Park are the bestest!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:18 AM (U2p+3)
Wow, went down a rabbit hole.
Was looking for the % for men and women for anti anxiety and anti deppresant use.
There has been a 39% SPIKE in anti anxiety meds for Women, since the Covids started.
It was already high, ranging up to 29% for combined anti anxiety and anti Depressant drugs for Middle age + women.
That spike is scary.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:18 AM (NgKpN)
29 runs? Holy crap!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 12:18 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: runner
80 proof works
Posted by: Miklos' Liquor is quicker at September 10, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Only until the next morning, when you are chewing your arm off so you can get out without waking the beast.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:20 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2020 12:08 AM (zr5Kq)
Caste system
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 10, 2020 12:20 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 12:21 AM (+ya+t)
Girls don't have cooties. They are one of best reasons for getting up in the morning.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 12:21 AM (ZLI7S)
I've been a veteran of these resentful, juvenile "Women Be Bad!!!!" threads before. It's wearying.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
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Yes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2020 12:22 AM (G51Gf)
I get all these wish books in the mail. High end catalogues for really beautiful expensive clothing. I get a glass of IRISH and sit down with a pen and imagine I won the lottery and had the best figure I've ever had and I circle all the stuff I would buy.
There aren't many circles.
I'm pretty damn content. I don't need anything really.
Love y'all. Peace.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:22 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Romeo13
Huh.
I never know what to do with the arms.
Posted by: Miklos, romantic at heart at September 10, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Here's the original essay I had found, pointing out that Palestinians are not an ancient people, that Arabs in the region were always pretty much nomadic and temporary. That even when Muslims controlled the region there is acknowledgement that the permanent settlements were Jewish.
Can be an interesting read for some.
http://www.imninalu.net/myths-pals.htm
Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2020 12:22 AM (vMCab)
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 12:21 AM (+ya+t)
Poor gal porked out real bad. And lost the high notes, too. Real shame.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:23 AM (wQVM8)
Posted by: JackStraw
it
you forgot the it
Posted by: Miklos, late nite copy editor at September 10, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Once.
That joke about
How do you know when an Asian gal reaches climax?
She stops filing her nails.
Um. Pretty much.
Posted by: mindful webworker
experience is hard, mister
at September 10, 2020 12:24 AM (Oqufv)
Very high success rate, from what I heard. Indian (matched) marriages.
Posted by: runner
========
How is "success" defined? They don't get divorced? That could be because people who submit to INdian arranged marriages simply don't get divorced but they might get wretched.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2020 12:24 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2020 12:08 AM (zr5Kq)
Caste system
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 10, 2020 12:20 AM (2C38g)
Uh, can you divorce in their religion?
A quick perusal looks like they DON'T have no fault divorce there. ie, can't divorce just 'because'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:24 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 12:21 AM (ZLI7S)
Phrasing or maybe not
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2020 12:24 AM (wPAzo)
So do I go John Brown on these asswipes? I don't know what to do.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at September 09, 2020 11:59 PM (2N7oZ)
You need no more than two rifles, four handguns*, and "basic load" ammo supplies for each. (*basics and 1 backup for each.)
I'm talking about at the "taking action" level, not the tens of thousands of rounds of practice and training ammo you should've fired, long before now.
Shit goes hot, it's not going to be "mad minute" outside the wire at Danang.
You're going to be aiming, firing sparingly, and scootin' and communicating to the best of your ability.
THEY will likely be doing mad mag dumps in the general direction of where you were 15 seconds ago.
And etc.
If Shit Goes Hot beyond a 1st wave conflict and pushback, there's hundreds of millions or even billions of stashed rounds among the Righteous, that will demonstrably appear.
You might only be given 18 rounds for your revolver and paired HKS Speedloaders.
But I doubt anyone on OUR side will find themselves "Winchester" in a pinch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 12:24 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2020 11:56 PM (Xih1H)
I remember watching "Fiddler on the Roof" with my dad. I said, "imagine if there were still matchmakers today." My dad said, "If there were, your mother's parents and the matchmaker would never have picked me. I was too poor."
Yeah, he was from a poor immigrant family and worked his way up the company ladder as far as he could go - but was still living very modestly when my mom fell for him.
So - I'm not sold on arranged marriages. Seems like they were focused more on the material and not on character or potential.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 12:26 AM (HabA/)
We got bigger problems. Like Obamacare, ethanol in the gas, toilets that don't work, FATCA, Sarbanes-Oxley....
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 10, 2020 12:26 AM (3AD8C)
99% of all people suck. So when everyone complains about everyone, that's who everyone is talking about.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2020 11:47 PM (wPAzo)
a.k.a. "cutting to the chase".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 12:27 AM (sy5kK)
We didn't play mind games with each other and we did not cheat.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 11:38 PM (PhTYi)
^^^ Me too. Now, it's scary out there.
Posted by: Iris at September 10, 2020 12:27 AM (6lKe4)
Jim
I would expect you to lead the naval component, Task Force Deplorable.
Posted by: Miklos, shelling Blue coastal cities for fun and profit at September 10, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:28 AM (sb+Cg)
Girls don't have cooties. They are one of best reasons for getting up in the morning.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2020 12:21 AM (ZLI7S)
My wife is not much of a morning person. So I get up early and enjoy the quiet.
Love you honey (she occasionally lurks here).
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 12:28 AM (f9A2A)
That is a great article. I wish I had access to it twelve hours ago when I got into it with a patient. She scoffed at PDT getting a Nobel nomination and I mentioned his ME peace progress. She went off on the "Palestinians" and their "rights."
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:29 AM (U2p+3)
I not only passed on the once in a lifetime opportunity to vote for Reagan; I voted for Dukakis by absentee ballot and overnighted it to Florida to make sure it got in within the deadline! I hang my head in shame. What an absolute moron (and not of the good kind). I was a penniless and brainwashed college student then. What can I say?
Posted by: Floridachick at September 10, 2020 12:29 AM (wLIOB)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 12:29 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2020 12:29 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 12:30 AM (arJlL)
We got bigger problems. Like Obamacare, ethanol in the gas, toilets that don't work, FATCA, Sarbanes-Oxley....
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 10, 2020 12:26 AM (3AD8C)
You shouldn't have to do retrofitting on a container to make pouring gas into your mower achievable without spilling gas everywhere, which is what usually happens with the new crap gas containers.
Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2020 12:30 AM (vMCab)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 12:30 AM (arJlL)
one word off from one of the punchlines to one of the world's ten only original jokes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 12:30 AM (sy5kK)
Are there still nightly riots? Or did they suddenly stop when the Dems & teh media (say it with me now - BIRM) said the had to stop?
Posted by: Boomer Redneque [/-] at September 10, 2020 12:31 AM (t1zLB)
We got bigger problems. Like Obamacare, ethanol in the gas, toilets that don't work, FATCA, Sarbanes-Oxley....
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 10, 2020 12:26 AM (3AD8C)
The point is, an EO to reverse the EPA's gas can edict would be a cheap and simple gesture that would please the base, and have little downside risk.
If some greentard says, "Trump's destroying the environment by doing this!", all he has to do is show a few videos of the creative ways people have found of defeating the EPA spouts, often with spillage as a result.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:31 AM (wQVM8)
Many of them were shady ladies who wanted to start over, & they aspired to respectability in a new life. They were willing to put up with the howling wilderness & a lot of other stuff, to start a family with some lonely rancher or miner. Fair bargain.
The movie "Stage Coach" gets this right, imo.
These marriages worked out as well as, and no worse, than most other marriages.
Posted by: mnw at September 10, 2020 12:31 AM (Cssks)
Yep. We wised up.
That's why I feel fondly toward the Walkaway people who voted for Hill in 2016 but now say they're voting Trump.
Enlightenment might hit you late, but better to wake up than be stubbornly in the dark forever.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 12:32 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Romeo13
The whole suttee thing, and whatnot.
Posted by: Miklos "Gunga" Din at September 10, 2020 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
I bought a lot of dinners that night.
Posted by: navybrat
Talk about a hot date! Serious laughter here.
When we lived in New Mexico, a sweet ol' gal we knew offered us her pickled jalapenos. Our friend popped one right into his mouth.
After which he ran to a washtub sink, turned the Cold on full, and just stuck his mouth under it. The pickler lady told him, "Bart, we do have water glasses!" He gargled in reply, "No, no, that's okay." gulpgulpgulp
I was more cautious, plus grabbed a beer first. They were quite hot... mighty tasty, too. One of those, have to keep having another because if you stop, you'll start weeping tears of pain.
Posted by: mindful webworker
now I want some chile verde NM style
at September 10, 2020 12:33 AM (Oqufv)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 12:33 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:31 AM (wQVM
To be fair the EPA spouts also often cause spillage. Needing to have the container practically upside down to get gas to come out and so by the time you're almost full and start to turn it you're overflowing.
Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2020 12:34 AM (vMCab)
Posted by: Miklos "Gunga" Din at September 10, 2020 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Suttee? Is that like an Ottuman?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:34 AM (wQVM8)
I should also say that the good news is that both of us transcended our college stupidity and came to see the light. So if we did it, there is hope for at least some of the brainwashed young today!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 12:34 AM (HabA/)
People who take the red pill usually come out of it swinging too. When I got it in the 90s, I remember being furious. Some of our strongest fighters are people who have found their way out of it. So I have great respect for it.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:34 AM (sb+Cg)
I've seen two reports tonight. One about 7 people lighting fires near Medford, OR (claimed to have been heard over the police radio on a scanner), the other a single arsonist arrested in Puyallup, WA.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 09, 2020 11:42 PM (SchxB)
Diogenes lives in South Hill of Puyallup. I saw yesterday they were on notice to evacuate, and had bug out bags packed and ready to go.
This area isn't like Eastern WA, with sagebrush and grasses. Diogenes lives in the core of modern suburbia. I know, I grew up on North Hill of Puyallup, *mumble* decades ago.
My twenty says these two are directly related.
And so glad that Diogenes didn't have to bug out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 12:35 AM (sy5kK)
No worries. I did for for Reagan in 1984. My first opportunity to vote.
I also voted for BillyJeff in 1992.
Please forgive me. I was young and stupid and demonstrated against the first Gulf War.
*hides head in shame*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:35 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: klaftern
You Westerners and your concept of "timex"
Posted by: Sri Mikloshawarmabhati at September 10, 2020 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Executive Order any one of them away first.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 10, 2020 12:35 AM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Miklos, shelling Blue coastal cities for fun and profit at September 10, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Crewmate, lemme tellya. We've got a cadre of Honored Shellbacks around here that are far saltier and worthy of holding The Conn than me.
But if they need a motivated Gunnery Officer, I'm their main.
Long as their tactics are sound, and they can put the ship into range.. I'm fuckin' A not GOING to miss.
I'll carry my copy of The Last Voyage of the Tin Can Sailors (Taffy 3) into action with me, as a talisman.
When I say "motivated", I mean MOTIVATED.
Bring it, bitches.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
I do have a frustrating "not dating" experience, though.
Met a woman. Started spending a lot of time around her in various situations, and ended up very much interested in her. But I was barely making any money at the time, and my already low wages were reduced to practically nothing when my work hours got reduced more and more as the end of year approached (to the point where I literally didn't work at all the week of Christmas). I barely had money for food at the time. Dates - even cheap ones - were out of the question.
And then, just as work finally started to pick up again, and I was looking forward to my first normal paycheck in a while and maybe having enough money to finally ask her out, she invited myself and some other friends out to an "I'm moving up north, so I want to eat out with some of my friends before I go" dinner. I couldn't really afford it even though the place we ate at was pretty inexpensive, but it didn't matter. I went anyway. After all, she had invited me. And as everyone was leaving, she pulled me aside and issued an "excuse to spend a little time together" invitation. It was nothing spectacular. We just spent a little time in the nearby shopping district. And I was broke. But I enjoyed it.
Work picked up again, I was given the choice between a nice raise with benefits at my current job, or an even better paying job with no benefits. I picked the raise. I expected to have enough money coming in after the raise to be able to drive up and pay her a visit or two. Unfortunately, due to reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with me or anyone at my job, the raise got blocked. Corporate had put a freeze on all raises, and my manager didn't find out about it until it was too late.
But hey, good news. A couple of months later I found out why the freeze had been put in place. A new company was taking over the contract I was working for, and I was going to be making more money. Specifically, I'd be making as much as I would have with the job that I'd turned down, and I'd also have benefits. But for some reason - which puzzled all of my co-workers, who thought I was one of the best employees at the job - the incoming company never extended an offer to me. My outgoing supervisor (who thought I was a critical component of the work done there) at the time arranged things so that I could still get in after the new company took over (he reached out to the placement company that was hiring the new employees for the contract, and they reached out to me), albeit at a lower pay rate.
The new company took over the contract, things were moving along, I was getting paid more money and finally looking forward to saving some of it and maybe taking a trip up north, and out of the blue the woman in question contacted me. She was in town, and asked me out to dinner. I had a lovely dinner with her, paid for it since I finally had some extra money, looked forward to seeing more of her in the future as I was finally earning enough money to be able to start saving and to seriously consider taking a road trip...
And then I suddenly got laid off with no warning two weeks later.
Went onto unemployment. Road trips were out of the question. And even if I'd been so inclined, my alternator had quit working, which I confirmed later (a suspicious dead battery early on was a clue, but I couldn't afford to get it looked at then). If I had taken a road trip, my car battery likely would have died out in the middle of nowhere. Had lousy luck finding a new job, except for a one month temporary contract gig with lousy pay. But it was a job, so I took it. I finally did find a job - and a decently paying one at that - quite literally just before my unemployment ran out (seriously; I didn't realize how close I was until I looked at the amount remaining after receiving my final unemployment check, and noticing that there was less than ten bucks of unemployment left). I started thinking about taking a road trip again...
And then I found out that she expected to be moving back down to LA County in a few months. It was one of the happiest days of my life. And it put my road trip plans on hold, which I discovered was a good thing when my mechanic found the aforementioned dead alternator.
So I got my car repaired, started saving some money, and waited.
Four or five months later, I found out through a mutual friend that she had, in fact, not moved back down, but had instead married someone up there, where she's still living.
I'm still pretty upset about the whole thing. I'm not upset with her. I have no idea if she knew that I was particularly interested in her, since I'd never really had an opportunity to try and actively pursue her. But I am upset with the general unfairness of the whole situation to me. I'd done what I could to try and do something. A number of situations arose that *should* have become opportunities for me to finally start to try actively courting her. But every time it looked like I was finally going to get the long-awaited opportunity, the door got slammed shut in my face at the last moment through quite literally no fault of my own.
And it got dragged out for almost two years, right up until the moment when I expected her to move back. But, as always, what I thought was about to happen, didn't. Instead she belongs to someone else, and I never even had the opportunity to try.
Posted by: junior at September 10, 2020 12:36 AM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Nov. 4 Antifa at September 10, 2020 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker
now I want some chile verde NM style
at September 10, 2020 12:33 AM (Oqufv)
Milk is the answer. Capsaicin is fat-soluble; the butterfat in milk clears it away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:36 AM (wQVM8)
Water doesn't help that much.
Dairy helps. Milk, ice cream, yogurt.
That kills the pain quicker.
Posted by: navybrat the irritable at September 10, 2020 12:37 AM (w7KSn)
Amber will not get any hottter with out the glasses or 57 beers....
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 12:38 AM (GIeIM)
My freshman year of high school, our spring musical was Oklahoma! I got to play in the pit orchestra. By the end of the run, I had the whole musical memorized, beginning to end.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2020 11:59 PM (CAJOC)
Same, my HS did My Fair Lady. I played bassoon.
Just you wait, Henry Higgins, just you wait!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 12:39 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: mnw at September 10, 2020 12:39 AM (Cssks)
Water doesn't help that much.
Dairy helps. Milk, ice cream, yogurt.
That kills the pain quicker.
------
And to wash your hands BEFORE and after you use the bathroom.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 10, 2020 12:39 AM (vuisn)
When I say "motivated", I mean MOTIVATED.
Bring it, bitches.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
/Salute!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:39 AM (NgKpN)
Romeo13: Only until the next morning, when you are chewing your arm off so you can get out without waking the beast.
This is acceptable. Prize awarded.
Posted by: mindful webworker
twilight zoning out
at September 10, 2020 12:39 AM (Oqufv)
pickled jalapenos. Our friend popped one right into his mouth.
Rick Bayless has a great recipe for those with carrots and onions iirc. Hot as a son of a bitch for me, but so good you can't stop.
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 12:40 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: mnw at September 10, 2020 12:39 AM (Cssks)
Combination of Social Pressure to stay married.
And no 'no fault' divorce.
You know, like the US used to have when we had a fairly low divorce rate?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:41 AM (NgKpN)
Meh. Boring patriarchal norms.
Kneeling? Black power salutes? Mask disputes?
Anybody putting criminal lowlifes' names on their hats?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 12:41 AM (OTzUX)
During these years, I found my community, and it spreads throughout dive bars and other live music establishments all over southern New England. I've made many good friends, but need to consider well each and every one. Let's just say idiosyncracies abound.
I just wanted to say I'm off to uncharted waters, and nothing I have read here this evening give me a ton of hope.
Posted by: From that time at September 10, 2020 12:41 AM (aAQRl)
I found a bite of apple kills the heat instantly for me. No clue why.
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 12:42 AM (+ya+t)
We here in IL have slipped into Fall all of a sudden. Lots of rain after a good drought.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2020 12:42 AM (Iw9bs)
Posted by: junior at September 10, 2020 12:36 AM (PTw5h)
You know, your story is your own, but holy shit do I know what this feels like. It feels like a hollow in the gut.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:42 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yoghurt.
Posted by: Spicy, spicy Miklos at September 10, 2020 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)
We didn't play mind games with each other and we did not cheat.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2020 11:38 PM (PhTYi)
^^^ Me too. Now, it's scary out there.
Posted by: Iris at September 10, 2020 12:27 AM (6lKe4)
Some day, someone will explain to me why in hell people get married when they don't intend to be married.
Why say I do when you are planning on cheating?
Why marry someone you don't really get along with?
You can schtupp all you want these days and nobody except maybe your mom will batt an eyelash. So, why get the certificate and make the promises if you can't be bothered to follow through?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 10, 2020 12:42 AM (qQnCr)
!!!!!
How anyone can support this governor is beyond my understanding.
Posted by: sinmi at September 10, 2020 12:43 AM (A5IVt)
Posted by: mnw at September 10, 2020 12:39 AM (Cssks)
And the plaster of Paris sticks like a bugger to your pubes.
Posted by: zombie Jim Morrison at September 10, 2020 12:43 AM (wQVM8)
The problem is we all accrue baggage.
And its hard to find someone, with matching baggage.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:43 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2020 12:43 AM (KAi1n)
There is an old meme.
Men marry a woman, hoping she will never change.
Women marry a Man, hoping to change him into the Man she really wants.
Both end up disappointed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:45 AM (NgKpN)
I don't know how often you read here. Some of the commentors here are chronic whiners. Everything that is wrong is some woman's fault, and not looking at their failings.
Wishing you the best.
Posted by: four seasons at September 10, 2020 12:46 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: From that time at September 10, 2020 12:41 AM (aAQRl)
Here's some hope, you slacker.
Do not look to other people for your happiness. They will ALWAYS disappoint. Instead, accept them for who they are and give them as much trust as they earn, and otherwise simply enjoy their company until you don't.
Look to the Lord in heaven for happiness, for you will never find true happiness here on earth. You are on a journey to your true home, none of us here have found that yet, so enjoy the trip, but don't expect to stay somewhere that will completely satisfy yourself, because you are not home.
Be the fellow traveler you would like to meet, and all will be well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 10, 2020 12:46 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yoghurt.
Posted by: Spicy, spicy Miklos at September 10, 2020 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)
There is a reason sour cream is often an option at Mexican restaurants.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 12:46 AM (f9A2A)
Picked up a bag of Hatch chiles as an impulse buy today, now have to decide what to make with them. Probably some basic chile verde.
Need to get back to this trick - I buy one or two distinctive key ingredients, then am forced to find a recipe to use them. Used to do that a lot. Need to break up my culinary routine.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 12:46 AM (OTzUX)
CIC may not be draining the swamp....but he sure as hell roto tilled the bottom....and look what is coming up to the surface.....
Posted by: Nightwatch missile lock at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos "Gunga" Din at September 10, 2020 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Suttee? Is that like an Ottuman?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:34 AM (wQVM
Only if you set it on fire.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (NWiLs)
If you find a single girl near 70, her husband died or she has a knife in her purse.
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (U2p+3)
That's tough for me. My baggage might be a disqualifier. If I try to leave it behind (because I've learned from it), that's great - but I still need to be honest about it. It takes all parties to really put things in the past, I think.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:48 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 12:49 AM (GIeIM)
Get some fresh tomatillos and lime and cilantro. Make a Chile verde with the hatch chiles. Omg.
Slow cook with a pork shoulder. Add a little stock.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:49 AM (U2p+3)
Excellent advice.
I no longer look for 'happiness'.
I look for those perfect moments. I look for that great sunrise. That perfect first kiss. That great ski run. That feeling of my opponent looking stunned, as this old guy scores on him with his sword. That perfect come back to an idiot.
Because, the truth is, life sucks. It sucked in the past, its going to suck again.
And the ONLY thing that gets you through those sucky times, are the memories of those perfect moments.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:50 AM (NgKpN)
The entire discussion of vaccine has been a major mistake from the start.
The public policy catastrophe of the last 6 months has no equal. And it continues.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 12:50 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
Good with eggs and Chorizo blended into a cheese quesadilla
Tequila shots for after....and I'm not even a Mexican
Posted by: Nightwatch missile lock at September 10, 2020 12:51 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 12:52 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 12:08 AM (wQVM
I have one or two of those. Then I had an old metal one I no longer
trusted, bought a new one, realized I didn't have three hands to pour
it, bought a funnel. Then one day was in the hardware store and lo and
behold the old style replacement part was there. Problem solved!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 12:16 AM (f9A2A)
---
i have not one, but two GI issued "Jerry Cans" (because we copied the Nazi design) and a no shit "donkey dick" to drain them with...
they were part of the ongoing retirement package i accrued over the years.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2020 12:52 AM (56iwG)
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 12:53 AM (+ya+t)
You can always leave it behind.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (U2p+3)
This here is truth.
I have entire chapters in my personal history that I've never told to another soul, and never will.
And I've filed them off into forgottenville, forever. They STAY there, too.
It's not always because they're "shameful". But it IS always because they're not USEFUL.
I'm as far from perfect as can be found. But I've learned how to be modestly content, even if I fully know that said contentment is at least as much "luck", as "deserved".
And if I need more contentment, I'll hunt it down, kill it, and drag it's carcass into my lair.
I'm gentle, like that.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 12:54 AM (QzJWU)
Well, sure, if you want to completely douse the fire.
If you want to just dampen it a bit, while you keep chowing down on 'just one more,' beer is fine.
But, yeah, water won't cut it, which is why those tales are so funny.
Posted by: mindful webworker
we didn't start the fire
at September 10, 2020 12:54 AM (Oqufv)
Water doesn't help that much.
Dairy helps. Milk, ice cream, yogurt.
That kills the pain quicker.
Posted by: navybrat the irritable at September 10, 2020 12:37 AM (w7KSn)
I had ghost pepper cheese a few years ago. I like spicy foods but I was banging my head against the wall to stop the pain.
The cheese wasn't strong enough to overcome the ghost peppers. And you're right that water doesn't help. I just had to wait it out.
I've heard plain rice also helps. Haven't tried it though.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 12:54 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 10, 2020 12:54 AM (bzrNB)
For years, I've told myself that to let someone get close, they need to *know*. Because it'd be dishonest to not tell them, even if that's not me anymore.
It's a worry that if I didn't, it would come out anyway and that would make it worse.
So I think about this a lot. Still not sure what the right thing to do happens to be.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:56 AM (sb+Cg)
decide what to make with them. Probably some basic chile verde.
At least you bought the good stuff. How such a tiny town produces so much yummy goodness I'll never understand. But I sure will enjoy it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 10, 2020 12:56 AM (SchxB)
they were part of the ongoing retirement package i accrued over the years.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2020 12:52 AM (56iwG)
That's awesome. You can still get them new, with the impossible to use nozzle, or just buy the replacement part and you're all set.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 12:57 AM (f9A2A)
You can always leave it behind.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (U2p+3)
I actually think that is part of the problem of dating, while older.
You can't really leave you baggage behind. Its part of who you are.
There are 3 or 4 days a year, anniversaries of certain events, where I will withdraw.
Why? So the darkness I have within my soul, from those events, do not affect other people.
I'll be back in a day or so... but for that period, its best if I'm just left alone in my cave.
But to try to pretend that those memories are not there? That they do NOT affect me? I believe would give a much less healthy result.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:57 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2020 12:58 AM (Xih1H)
I asked someone at work out once. Met her at a local steakhouse. She comes in and smiles, with no teeth. Asks me if I mind that she doesn't wear teeth outside of work. They hurt. Meanwhile were both working a job that paid more than enough to fix that problem on a whim.
So there she sits, smiling bigger than anybody in the place. Can't decide what to order, in a steak house. Also she doesn't drink and doesn't like people that drink. The waitress had to keep coming back for at least an hour to see if we were ready to order. Of course I wasn't allowed to sit there and get shitfaced.
Long story short, I ended up having to change departments at work.
Posted by: Menack at September 10, 2020 12:58 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 10, 2020 12:56 AM (SchxB)
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Space aliens. New Mexico is lousy with 'em.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 12:58 AM (wPVhA)
OD Green and how they got here I don't know
Posted by: Nightwatch missile lock at September 10, 2020 12:58 AM (u1WYs)
Maine Coons are so smart and loving. How anyone could abuse animals, I dont know. But abusing Maine Coons is just beyond evil. So good of you all to take him in.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 10, 2020 12:58 AM (wLIOB)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2020 12:59 AM (KAi1n)
Was looking for the % for men and women for anti anxiety and anti deppresant use.
There has been a 39% SPIKE in anti anxiety meds for Women, since the Covids started.
It was already high, ranging up to 29% for combined anti anxiety and anti Depressant drugs for Middle age + women.
That spike is scary.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:18 AM (NgKpN)
A good friend's wife late last year walked out after 24 years, and left him and their 20 year old daughter for some HS friend she had "found" on FB, three time zones away.
Buddy later found out she was taking lots of SSID drugs for emotional stability. He knew of one prescription, but later found out she was eating multiple prescriptions like candy. And a few months before the walkout, she was "unbelievably crazy in bed", as my buddy put it.
After the walkout, that devastated both the buddy and his daughter, found out that SSID drugs make women, mostly, drop their "boundaries" and just go with the flow. The emotional extremes for her just disappeared. Guess this is what those drugs do.
Buddy found FB groups that have many members with similar stories. Like, thousands of similar stories.
It has taken them many months now to pick up the pieces and start moving forward again. The ex actually wonders why her only daughter won't talk with her at all, simply because she moved across the country to get hosed by her HS buddy. Daughter refuses to answer any call or respond to any text from her mom.
Very sad, really. What opened my eyes was the thousands of women who have taken SSID drugs and gone porn star in their minds. I read some of those FB posts. It's insane. Why those drug manufacturers aren't drowning in lawsuits is stunning to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 12:59 AM (sy5kK)
Think I'll quiet down for the night.
Carry on, overnighters, and remember to right!
💤💤
Posted by: mindful webworker
daylight savings is the work of the Devil
at September 10, 2020 01:00 AM (Oqufv)
It's a worry that if I didn't, it would come out anyway and that would make it worse.
So I think about this a lot. Still not sure what the right thing to do happens to be.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:56 AM (sb+Cg)
I'm pretty upfront now. Have tried it both ways.
Not talking about your issues, can make for short term happiness, but IMO will eventually create problems when they do rear their ugly head.
While being TOO truthful, too soon? And women will go running for the hills!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:00 AM (NgKpN)
Picked up a bag of Hatch chiles as an impulse buy today, now have to decide what to make with them. Probably some basic chile verde.
Need to get back to this trick - I buy one or two distinctive key ingredients, then am forced to find a recipe to use them. Used to do that a lot. Need to break up my culinary routine.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Do you have the patience and skill to make chile rellenos? And the group of friends to eat them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2020 01:00 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 12:48 AM (sb+Cg)
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It must make for a very tense first date.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:00 AM (wPVhA)
Hickory Farms would probably do much better if their prices and delivery charges were more reasonable.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2020 01:00 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2020 01:00 AM (RuIsu)
For years, I've told myself that to let someone get close, they need to *know*. Because it'd be dishonest to not tell them, even if that's not me anymore.
It's a worry that if I didn't, it would come out anyway and that would make it worse.
So I think about this a lot. Still not sure what the right thing to do happens to be.
Posted by: grognard
I have chapters that might involve federal prison, so I drink
Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2020 01:01 AM (Xih1H)
You can always leave it behind.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:47 AM (U2p+3)
*well deserved RIMSHOT*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 01:02 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 01:02 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:00 AM (wPVhA)
I only have that conversation when it's about to move from casual to more serious. Otherwise it's pointless.
I have chapters that might involve federal prison, so I drink
Posted by: Jean at September 10, 2020 01:01 AM (Xih1H)
Universally great advice.
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 01:03 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 01:02 AM (HabA/)
Au reservoir
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grognard at September 10, 2020 01:03 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 01:04 AM (+ya+t)
That's mostly on the east side of the state. And the Trinity nuke site is farther north, so it's not nuclear mutation driving it either. Guess I'll chalk it up to modern farming practices and call it a night.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 10, 2020 01:05 AM (SchxB)
That's mostly on the east side of the state.
....
That is the Texas side right? not the AZ side?
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:06 AM (GIeIM)
Dated a woman for about a year, here in my home town.
I thought things were good. Hell, our FATHERS had even worked together. LOTS in common, lots of fun times, lovely lady.
Did not know she was on some pretty serious anti anxiety meds.
Then she hit menopause, and they started to play with hormone meds. So she was on and off with her anti anxiety meds.
So, turns out she was SERIOUSLY co dependent, and wanted me to make all the choices for her, but the anti anxiety meds were masking that tendency.
She ended up checking herself into the psych ward, for weeks. Would not talk to me at all. Did not want to see me.
Got out, moved in with her daughter in another town, and within 6 months, was off to marry 'an old high school friend' she had been talking to on facebook, BUT HAD NOT SEEN IN 35 years.
I'm not very very leary of dating anyone on any psych drugs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:06 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2020 01:08 AM (KAi1n)
Last time I looked at a map, yes, Texas is east of NM. Hasn't changed in my lifetime.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 10, 2020 01:08 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Gilded at September 10, 2020 01:09 AM (BRkq2)
Arranged marriages are an attempt to limit inbreeding. Except in cultures that promote inbreeding.
Posted by: klaftern
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Yeah, in Arab lands there are tons of arranged marriages between cousins, so....
I think arranged marriages are an attempt to promote social stability in cultures where people marry young. If you're going to get married at 17 and 18, you might as well let a couple of adults pick your mate as try to pick it yourself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2020 01:09 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 10, 2020 01:08 AM (SchxB)
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Not like Guam, which is completely unpredictable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:09 AM (wPVhA)
Last time I looked at a map, yes, Texas is east of NM. Hasn't changed in my lifetime.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 10, 2020 01:08 AM (SchxB)
Just give plate tectonics a couple billion years and we'll see about that!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:10 AM (NWiLs)
U-Haul Introduces Armored War Rigs For Californians Trying To Flee State's Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxh8o7bd
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 10, 2020 01:10 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:10 AM (GIeIM)
I no longer look for 'happiness'.
I look for those perfect moments. I look for that great sunrise. That perfect first kiss. That great ski run. That feeling of my opponent looking stunned, as this old guy scores on him with his sword. That perfect come back to an idiot.
Because, the truth is, life sucks. It sucked in the past, its going to suck again.
And the ONLY thing that gets you through those sucky times, are the memories of those perfect moments.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:50 AM (NgKpN)
I have accumulated those, my entire life.
Being a 14 y/o kid around the pool in San Diego, CA, listening to the pre-ONT chats of all the "divorcees" on their chaise lounges, I came to a few key realizations.
Accumulating those memories was one of them.
And choosing to be "Middle Age Crazy" RIGHT THEN, was another.
I've never stopped a lifelong quest to take-in experiences, gain knowledge and push boundaries.
Resultingly, the "biography" of my life might make Walter Mitty blush in modest embarrassment.
Ain't stoppin' yet, either.
Too much fun, yet ahead!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth
Tree.
I got tree.
Fat Timmy got the name "Timmy Two Trees"
Posted by: Miklos, ready for the Big Time at September 10, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Romeo13: Only until the next morning, when you are chewing your arm off so you can get out without waking the beast.
This is acceptable. Prize awarded.
Posted by: mindful webworker
twilight zoning out
at September 10, 2020 12:39 AM (Oqufv)
Situation better known as "coyote ugly".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 01:11 AM (sy5kK)
And on that note, goodnight everyone and prayers up for everyone who needs them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2020 01:11 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:09 AM (wPVhA)
Keeps tipping over
Posted by: Gilded at September 10, 2020 01:11 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 01:12 AM (+ya+t)
I know Indians that have like marrage resumes,
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:12 AM (GIeIM)
Ain't stoppin' yet, either.
Too much fun, yet ahead!
Jim
Recall the Wisdom of Bocephus:
"If I'da known I was gonna live this long, I woulda taken better care of myself."
Posted by: Blind Bourbon drinking Monk Miklos at September 10, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Don't step on the wrong end of that fucker.
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 01:12 AM (+ya+t)
Pop up and whack you in the face like a rake.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:13 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2020 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2020 01:00 AM (G51Gf)
The wife and I love chili rellenos, but a bit of a pain to make at home, the found a Chile rellenos casserole recipe. Had it tonight.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 01:14 AM (f9A2A)
He responded "I love Guam! It's chewy and delicious!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2020 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)
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This was worth an encore?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:14 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2020 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 10, 2020 01:15 AM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 01:16 AM (f9A2A)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:16 AM (NWiLs)
And choosing to be "Middle Age Crazy" RIGHT THEN, was another.
I've never stopped a lifelong quest to take-in experiences, gain knowledge and push boundaries.
Resultingly, the "biography" of my life might make Walter Mitty blush in modest embarrassment.
Ain't stoppin' yet, either.
Too much fun, yet ahead!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:10 AM (QzJWU)
I joke with my family that stories have a 'statute of limitations' after which you can tell it, but it depends on who you are telling the story to.
So, I've got 10 years stories, 20 year stories.
Hell, I'm here taking care of my 91 year old Mom, and just a couple of nights ago she heard a story I finally felt OK to tell from 40 years ago.
But the BESTEST Stories? Are the ones you tell, that you know are absolutely true, but are so outside of normal life, that your audience does not believe you.
Its the last line from the Movie 'Second Hand Lions'
Yes, they really lived.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:16 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2020 01:17 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2020 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)
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Stay out of the falling ash, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:17 AM (wPVhA)
Ditto tamales - maybe that's why they were traditionally holiday things involving many, many young hands in the making thereof (big families)? Made tamales from scratch 2-3 times. Never again. Very simple, not difficult, but for some reason I remember it taking a yuuuge amount of time.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 01:17 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:17 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: JackStraw
Only if your ex wife isn't there
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 01:17 AM (/hXg9)
So, I've got 10 years stories, 20 year stories.
Hell, I'm here taking care of my 91 year old Mom, and just a couple of nights ago she heard a story I finally felt OK to tell from 40 years ago.
But the BESTEST Stories? Are the ones you tell, that you know are absolutely true, but are so outside of normal life, that your audience does not believe you.
Its the last line from the Movie 'Second Hand Lions'
Yes, they really lived.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:16 AM (NgKpN)
See, I don't have any of these. This bothers me. Deeply
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 10, 2020 01:19 AM (f9A2A)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:19 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:16 AM (NWiLs)
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Sure, but those glamorous International Secret Agent gigs are few and far between. Mostly, you have to know someone to get your foot in the door.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:19 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Blind Bourbon drinking Monk Miklos at September 10, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Last year, I went through the full Cardio workup. Nuclear meds, treadmill, stress test, MRI, everything.
All the numbers, charts and "signs" were fine.
But the Dr. still charted me as a Heartless S.O.B.
Sometimes, being too forthcoming on a medical history is a thing, y'know?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:20 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: From that time at September 10, 2020 12:41 AM (aAQRl)
Here's some hope, you slacker.
Whoops, that came off written way heavier than I ever meant it. Really sorry about that.
I'm having a pretty wonderful time, it's just that once upon a time life was lived in the real world, and now it's off in Looney Tunes world. This covid-19 thing is actually kind of useful in learning how people react to things.So I'm just out blundering forth, bemused, bewildered, and entirely entertained. Just no wagon hitchin's in immediate future.
Posted by: From that time at September 10, 2020 01:20 AM (aAQRl)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:16 AM (NWiLs)
Good realization.
We were told that if we followed this 'script' we would be 'happy'.
That if we all went to school, married, had kids, sent them to college..... that somehow we'd be Rob Petri and happy.
Hell, I did it to my kids.
Problem is, life is messy, and we are all different. What makes us happy is different.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:20 AM (NgKpN)
https://youtu.be/8UvFhIFzaac
(for some reason, couldn't make a tinyurl with that one, odd)
He looks at Europe and recent trends, and along the way uses some basic concepts that anyone interested in not "outsourcing their critical thinking", as someone put it well recently, will want to understand.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 01:20 AM (OTzUX)
she still has not let that go
I was over 30 when I figgured out their wedding day was 4 months before I was born ...
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:21 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:21 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:21 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:22 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:18 AM (NWiLs)
But, you are not dead yet.
Take some chances. THAT is how memories are made.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:22 AM (NgKpN)
We were told that if we followed this 'script' we would be 'happy'.
That if we all went to school, married, had kids, sent them to college..... that somehow we'd be Rob Petri and happy.
Hell, I did it to my kids.
Problem is, life is messy, and we are all different. What makes us happy is different.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:20 AM (NgKpN)
This. All of this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:23 AM (NWiLs)
porb still burning?
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:22 AM (GIeIM)
Our current theme song?
Burnin down the House!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:23 AM (NgKpN)
Off to sleep. Appreciate you all, you amuse me and really keep me sane. Be well, and FUCK Biden's candidacy.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2020 01:23 AM (Iw9bs)
she still has not let that go
I was over 30 when I figgured out their wedding day was 4 months before I was born ...
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:21 AM (GIeIM)
But Yogi, Mr. Ranger will be very upset if he finds out we've got beer in the pic-a-nic basket!
/boo-boo
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:25 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 01:25 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 01:25 AM (BRkq2)
And a tapeworm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 01:25 AM (BRkq2)
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Wait. There's content?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:26 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 01:27 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:28 AM (GIeIM)
Last year, I went through the full Cardio workup. Nuclear meds, treadmill, stress test, MRI, everything.
All the numbers, charts and "signs" were fine.
But the Dr. still charted me as a Heartless S.O.B.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:20 AM (QzJWU)
Dammit Jim, do you know how hard it is to clean Cabernet Sauvignon spray off the computer screen?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 01:28 AM (sy5kK)
"groovy" has got to be one of the dumbest, right up there with "gnarly"
Whoa! Slow down, you move too fast. You've gotta make the moment last!
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 10, 2020 01:29 AM (YqED9)
Go spend a wee bit of your newfound change, here: https://www.iflyworld.com/orlando/
Then, if you enjoyed it, sign up for the real thing.
You'll meet people. Everything after that is up to you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:29 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:30 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 10, 2020 01:30 AM (ufFY8)
same with no electricity in CA
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:32 AM (GIeIM)
Go spend a wee bit of your newfound change, here: https://www.iflyworld.com/orlando/
Then, if you enjoyed it, sign up for the real thing.
You'll meet people. Everything after that is up to you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:29 AM (QzJWU)
That looks fun!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:32 AM (NWiLs)
THAT looks like fun.
And I would not even have to jump out of an airplane this time!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:33 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 01:33 AM (+ya+t)
But from there, a whole new younger generation of Baby Boomers hitting adolescence heard it for the first time from the beatniks, and thought it must therefore be hip and edgy -- completely unaware that it had been a word their own parents had used a generation earlier. So as the Baby Boomers became hippies, they borrowed the "beatnik" word and made it mainstream.
After that, its history is well known, and by the Carter/Reagan era had worn out its hepness, and became symbolic of pathetic aging hippies were had become the uncool old folks. Mike Meyers briefly brought it back as a mocking joke word, but that only lasted for a few years. By now, it is only ever used sardonically, and even then only very rarely.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2020 01:33 AM (HEEq1)
same with no electricity in CA
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:32 AM (GIeIM)
Some of us know this.
/hangs head.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:33 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2020 01:34 AM (HEEq1)
I hope to watch CW2 on cable TV, with an ice cold beer
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:34 AM (GIeIM)
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Those damn Brady kids ruined groovy for everyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:35 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Nightwatch missile lock at September 10, 2020 01:35 AM (u1WYs)
All the numbers, charts and "signs" were fine.
But the Dr. still charted me as a Heartless S.O.B.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:20 AM (QzJWU)
Dammit Jim, do you know how hard it is to clean Cabernet Sauvignon spray off the computer screen?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 01:28 AM (sy5kK)
Well gee Left Dawg, everyone knows it RED wine with sarcasm.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:35 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 10, 2020 01:35 AM (ZurX1)
Posted by: From that time at September 10, 2020 12:41 AM (aAQRl)
Recall that the topic was worst dates ever!
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 01:36 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 01:36 AM (+ya+t)
Gary Gnew with the gnews!
Posted by: dartist at September 10, 2020 01:33 AM (+ya+t)
I used to use 'Radical' as a term for a GOOD thing.
Silly younger me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 01:36 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
He bought a Bat Ranch, and its roundup time.
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 01:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2020 01:37 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 10, 2020 01:35 AM (ZurX1)
Yep and the cucumber in the raita helps too.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 01:37 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:38 AM (GIeIM)
You know the word that seems to last forever, though.
"Cool"
It's been around forever, and somehow never becomes "uncool."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 10, 2020 01:38 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 10, 2020 01:39 AM (ZurX1)
"Based on the yard signs I'm seeing, Biden is going to finish third behind Trump and firewood for sale."
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 10, 2020 01:39 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
Going down or coming out it will hurt.
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 01:39 AM (1zk/N)
none/ someone else?
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:28 AM (GIeIM)
I like Amy Comey Barrett a lot.
Catholic, mother of many, lots of judicial experience, around 50 years old, very personable and flat-out intelligent. And conservative.
And would stand toe to toe aginst any CommieDemo that tries to slander her.
ACB. Oh, yeah.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 01:39 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:32 AM (NWiLs)
It is. I've done it.
Trick is, don't just go there once. Work your way up the chain to "advanced". Learn the flips, spins and tricks.
You will prosper. Even if you never go for the actual skydiving, the audience at the indoor facility will suffice.
You DO understand leverage. Employ it to your advantage.
P.S.
Watch for mail in the a.m. I've spent the day in lawyerville, and may seek.. not "advice", (a bar violation), but perhaps an insight or two?
As regards the very house you visited there in Orlando, for reference's sake.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:39 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: From that time at September 10, 2020 12:41 AM (aAQRl)
but a 115 lbs. Hope is, well, you know....
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:40 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Drink Like Barry, of the Chicago Bathhouses at September 10, 2020 01:41 AM (ZurX1)
Carter/Reagan era had worn out its hepness, and became symbolic of
pathetic aging hippies were had become the uncool old folks. Mike Meyers
briefly brought it back as a mocking joke word, but that only lasted
for a few years. By now, it is only ever used sardonically, and even
then only very rarely.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2020 01:33 AM (HEEq1)
I only ever knew it a symbol of pathetic aging hippies.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2020 01:42 AM (9Om/r)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:39 AM (QzJWU)
I will do what I can, amigo.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 10, 2020 01:44 AM (ZurX1)
I got into a fight with a can of "Great Stuff" expanding foam sealant shit this afternoon. I lost. It won.
The instructions said wear gloves. I should have.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2020 01:44 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:45 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 10, 2020 01:47 AM (ZurX1)
give that MyPillow stuff a try!
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:47 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2020 01:44 AM (rCwaK)
It's urethane, just like Gorilla Glue. Sticks like shit to a blanket.
Posted by: zombie Jim Morrison at September 10, 2020 01:47 AM (wQVM8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 01:48 AM (wQVM8)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 10, 2020 01:48 AM (ZurX1)
900 !
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:48 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:48 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: The Otter
He doesn't own a weedwhacker.
DUH !
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 01:48 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 10, 2020 01:42 AM (NWiLs)
THIS man is my Brother.
Quite unlike the northern felon of my blood, who pretends to the same. But is put outside of that bond by vast legal documentation.
Galveston P.D. is already in chuckle-mode, anticipating the fun they can have with what's been documented thus far.
How strong is it when your city's 911 system shows a "complainant's" out-of-state number as a "fraud-source", and to discount all inputs from that source?
When this is all over, I'll send Weird Dave a "guest post", just to show y'all how Weird it can get.
You have no idea. I've barely scratched the surface. Wait till I post his 2 Aug 2020 six-count violent felony charge URLs.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
This can had the "NEW IMPROVED!" nozzle tube on it, which screws on the top. I squirted some in some holes I wanted to fill, then set the can down. I didn't look the can. Well, that screw-on tube just unscrewed itself a few turns, apparently due to the force from the foam inside trying expand. It starts leaking, which I didn't see. I grab the can and go to squirt some more, and before I know it, it's all over my hand.
I get it on the other hand trying to screw it back down and stop the leaking.
Water in the air is what cures the stuff. Liquid water will cure it fast. It was humid as hell and my hands were sweaty. It cured before I could even get to a rag.
A fucking mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2020 01:52 AM (rCwaK)
football/pear of anguish. Went from standing up for the natipnal
anthem, to honkin' on BBC in nothing flat. Fuck him. Did I mention
fuck him? Good.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 10, 2020 01:47 AM (ZurX1)
The pear of anguish is a nice touch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2020 01:53 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:54 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 01:55 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 10, 2020 01:56 AM (ZurX1)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2020 01:57 AM (RuIsu)
Drew Brees has been playing the NFL since 2001.
If he does not have FU money that is his issue.
He is just being a pleaser
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:58 AM (GIeIM)
The instructions said wear gloves. I should have.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2020 01:44 AM (rCwaK)
Back in the very late '70s, I used to work with that stuff for a living.
In 800 lb. cylinders. Fed through a manifold system into 25 lb. (nearly identical to) propane cylinders of the same size.
Pressurized by Dry Nitrogen gas.
Those 25 lb. tanks went into the field with insulation Air-Infiltration installers. I did a lot of that, myself.
But I was the only one who could run the forklift, move the 800 lb. tank, and assemble and run the manifold.
One day, another guy thought he could.
Ever seen the result of an 800 lb. tank of foam, pressurized behind a tank of 2000 psi Nitrogen, regulated to 125 psi, run-out with no time limit?
I'd say the foam-ball encompassed about 1,000 sq. ft., to a height of about 15 ft. above the warehouse floor.
The company's insurance adjusters were NOT amused.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 01:58 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:59 AM (GIeIM)
nope
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 01:59 AM (GIeIM)
Touches on most of the basic issues.
For those who do watch it, a thought: imagine if anything this substantial were disseminated through the MSM, were discussed in detail in a public forum (with CDC and state health people having to react to the key points), etc.
I'm sure the Dark Ages sucked in most ways - I mean, a good cold beer on a hot day wasn't even an idea yet - but we now have something close to medieval quackery guiding public health/inspiring authoritarian abuse. Amazing how thin the veneer of the "modern, scientific" part of "civilization" is, along with the rest, apparently.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 10, 2020 01:59 AM (OTzUX)
A fucking mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2020 01:52 AM (rCwaK)
I have never been able to use just part of a can, and then be able to use the rest at a later date. They need to invent some sort of solvent or "anti-catalyst", and pack it in a small spray can with a wand on it like WD-40 is packed. Spray the foam as desired, and then use the product in the little can to clear the foam wand and the outlet port of the valve.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 01:59 AM (wQVM8)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 10, 2020 02:00 AM (0OmEj)
He's such a good young man. This country needs to get its shit together to deserve his pledge of honor.
Pick yourself up
Dust yourself off
Start all over again
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 02:00 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 02:01 AM (GIeIM)
!
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 02:01 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 02:01 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 02:02 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 02:02 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2020 02:03 AM (wQVM8)
I truly enjoy the game of football.
Not that European/South American fake game of the same name, rather football. Good old American football.
[deleted]
And I would say worse about those who have ruined the enjoyment of watching the game, probably forever.
But words of any kind do not express the burning hatred I have for all of those who have ruined it for fans like me, who just want to have a little fun and spend a lot of money while doing it. Just to get a few hours of mindless fun to forget about all the bullshit of life.
I know the no math rule, but let me make it easy.
No more football fun = no more money coming out of my pocket to support it.
I didn't use actual numbers, so technically I didn't break the no math rule here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 02:04 AM (sy5kK)
antifa will retreat faster than that army in that VDH book if the po-po disappear
serious an army asking where the lost and found is is not the victor
Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 10, 2020 02:05 AM (GIeIM)
In 1964, a 16-year-old girl was attending Julliard (the NY music school) were she was introduced to the 1700s classical music composer Muzio Clementi. She took a particular liking to a specific section (the "Rondo") from one his earlier works, Opus 36, No. 5, written in 1797.
But this girl was very unusual for a 16-year-old: She already was a well-known songwriter herself -- she had written two top-40 hits back when she was only 15 years old, one for the Shirelles. So she was already an insider in the record business.
Well one day she and her songwriting partner (also a young woman) sat down at home and decided it was time to crank out another hit. Casting about unsuccessfully for a melody for a while, she had an idea: Why don't I just plagiarize that old Clementi sonata I like so much? No one will know -- no one'e ever heard of Muzio Clementi outside of pretentious classical music circles.
So she announced to her partner -- Hey! I've got it! How about THIS melody? And she played a simplified version of the Clementi sonata on the piano.
Her partner was blown away. That's fantastic! I'll write lyrics to it! But first, here's a suggestion: Slow it down. Slow it WAYYYY down. No way could I write lyrics for such a rapid-fire melody.
So the girls slowed it down, and slowed it down further, until it was just slow enough. And they tried to match some catchy phrase to some heretofore wordless section of the melody, and for some reason the words, "Groovy...kind of...love!" occurred to them. Because they had just recently heard the word "groovy" for the first time and thought the other kids would like to hear it in a song.
So the 16-year-old walked the finished song (melody + lyrics) over to the Brill Building (where all the music publishers had their offices), and tried to sell it -- unsuccessfully at first. Eventually an awful version was recorded and released only overseas, where it flopped, but after many months of trying, they finally sold it to a struggling band called The Mindbenders, who recorded it -- and "Groovy Kind of Love" became a worldwide Top Ten hit, including #2 in the US in 1966. And is now considered a '60s rock classic.
The song peaked at the same moment the word "groovy" peaked, and is credited for being partly responsible for the word's popularity.
Oh, and that girl -- by the name of Toni Wine -- got away with the plagiarism, and never acknowledged Clementi as the actual composer.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2020 02:06 AM (HEEq1)
Milwaukee Milkmen. Their introductory ad campaign featured the stereotypical "hitting on" females.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 10, 2020 02:06 AM (rw/ga)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What? my clock says 8:06 pm
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 02:06 AM (D/NxA)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 02:06 AM (arJlL)
I hear you loud and clear.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 02:06 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 10, 2020 02:08 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 10, 2020 02:09 AM (0OmEj)
He's such a good young man. This country needs to get its shit together to deserve his pledge of honor.
Pick yourself up
Dust yourself off
Start all over again
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 02:00 AM (U2p+3)
put that glass of yours up to the USB port.
*pours a stiff Jameson to nurse*
I'm so glad you are proud of that fine young man.
It's the natural thing to do.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 02:10 AM (sy5kK)
But to try to pretend that those memories are not there? That they
do NOT affect me? I believe would give a much less healthy result.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 12:57 AM (NgKpN)
PTSD is funny that way. You can deal with it by either immersion or avoidance. Neither is necessarily worse than the other unless the activity of those things is directly physically harmful.
Personally I'm an avoider. And realizing that avoidance in this case is healthy - and not "running away" as the armchair psychologists would call it - was particularly freeing.
I can't tell which one you are doing. Could be a combination of both.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2020 02:11 AM (wPAzo)
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2020 02:12 AM (wPAzo)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
Why is it too late ?
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 02:13 AM (arJlL)
pressurized behind a tank of 2000 psi Nitrogen,
regulated to 125 psi, run-out with no time limit?
------
That is Three Stooges worthy right there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2020 02:15 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 02:15 AM (BRkq2)
Why is it too late ?
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 02:13 AM (arJlL)
Because Carol King said so?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 02:15 AM (sy5kK)
This can claimed it was restartable, but I doubt it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2020 02:15 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2020 02:11 AM (wPAzo)
Neither, really.
Fully grasping it, but Moving ON.
And not burdening others with the debris left behind. Simple as that.
Closed Chapter. I'll have my Book Review with God, and no-one less. (He *won't* be happy, but I've faith in the Blood of Christ for my forgiveness)
Everything else, is details.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 02:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 02:15 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 02:16 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at September 10, 2020 02:16 AM (BRkq2)
It is good to see you posting here. Best wishes and more prayers up.
Posted by: Floridachick
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 02:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What? my clock says 8:06 pm
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 02:06 AM (D/NxA)
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
- Jimmy Buffett
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 02:17 AM (sy5kK)
One of the finest honors of my life, would be should I be afforded the chance to buy the drinks for you and your Marine son.
I would be humbled to do so, and yet eager for the opportunity.
Bring him to a Tx Mo Meet. YOU might have a sense of the honors to befall him there. But then again, you might not. It might just surprise you,.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 02:19 AM (QzJWU)
She used to do cakes and everything. It was amazing.
I wouldn't trust myself to do it, of course, but she seemed to actually know what all the buttons on the thing could do.
Posted by: stv at September 09, 2020 10:49 PM (yBUFr)
********************
Whoa!
I thought I was the only Ulster representation on here.
Bout ye from Bangor.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 10, 2020 02:26 AM (fjYy2)
I thought I was the only Ulster representation on here.
Bout ye from Bangor.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 10, 2020 02:26 AM (fjYy2)
Fifteen years here with a lass with an MBA from the University of Ulster.
We fly the Red Hand on the flagpole on the appropriate dates.
My wish was to have marched in an Orange Parade with her son in Belfast, but sadly, he passed at the young age of 33, in Glasgow.
I did though take him to a major Shooting Fiesta, here in Texas. He got to shoot EVERY damn thing.
His mates in the UK were chuffed beyond words at the pictures, and were jealous.
We have a Freedom Culture here which the world envies.
NEVER FORGET THAT.
FIGHT FOR THAT.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 02:33 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 02:34 AM (arJlL)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 02:19 AM (QzJWU)
Jim,
Unfortunately nurse rached will not be attending the TXMoMe. I'll talk more when I see you at the end of next month, live. And gotta say, I haven't looked forward to something like this in a few years, at least.
And I am already trying to figure out how to cover my share of the ammo bill. All my calibers in stock are 3,000 rounds or less. I only have 400 rounds of 30.06 to my name. Kind of embarrassing.
But I do have may k's of .22LR, and would be happy to pre-ship a couple thousand rounds, just because. I've travelled before to a shoot and just bought ammo locally, but these days there is a better chance of picking the winning 6 numbers in Powerball.
But I also want to say that you are obviously invited to the next PacNWMoMe that will occur sometime next year, probably May or June. It won't be as big as your MoMe, but I promise you, pound for pound, absolutely the finest Moron stock anywhere. Being behind enemy lines, we are constantly aware of the BS. Head on a swivel, you know the drill. We are constantly training. And no, like nurse, being born here, I'm not leaving.
And nurse, I've seen her shoot. Whoa.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 02:35 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: IrishEi
Okay
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 02:34 AM (arJlL)
I don't care WHAT part of Ireland applies.
Prayers, UP!
In Jesus' name.
Amen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 02:37 AM (QzJWU)
Write to me. Email is in my nic.
If I come out there, I'm driving. And I'll be rolling heavy.
Ain't no way that shit's going by air, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 02:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 10, 2020 02:41 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 10, 2020 02:41 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 02:42 AM (QzJWU)
I thought I was the only Ulster representation on here.
Bout ye from Bangor.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 10, 2020 02:26 AM (fjYy2)
Fifteen years here with a lass with an MBA from the University of Ulster.
We fly the Red Hand on the flagpole on the appropriate dates.
My wish was to have marched in an Orange Parade with her son in Belfast, but sadly, he passed at the young age of 33, in Glasgow.
I did though take him to a major Shooting Fiesta, here in Texas. He got to shoot EVERY damn thing.
His mates in the UK were chuffed beyond words at the pictures, and were jealous.
We have a Freedom Culture here which the world envies.
NEVER FORGET THAT.
FIGHT FOR THAT.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
***********************
It just so happens that I know quite a bit about the Orange parades, if you get my drift.
And if this shit ever gets over and life returns to normality then I'd be more than happy to welcome to the village outside Bangor where I live on the 12th someday.
The 11th night is fun with all the bonfires and that but the 12th night after the parades in the local Orange Hall when all the weary Orangemen want to let down their hair can get pretty hectic and fun. Especially with two not particularly sober flute bands adding their two pennies worth.
You think Orangeman Bad is a new thing?
We've been hearing it for nigh on a century on our 'free and unbiased' leftist media.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 10, 2020 02:46 AM (fjYy2)
We've been hearing it for nigh on a century on our 'free and unbiased' leftist media.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 10, 2020 02:46 AM (fjYy2)
You 'n me n' she is KIN. And I'm just a fookin' U.S 5th generation kraut.
But she's the real-deal. You still gotta cut her accent with a fookin' knife, ya does.
My email is in my nic. Write, and I'll relay the introductions.
I'll save further details as to be within the emails.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2020 02:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: PUE 206 at September 10, 2020 02:54 AM (pCdQf)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 10, 2020 02:55 AM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2020 02:56 AM (a4EWo)
WHAT A FUCKIN CHOAD!?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 10, 2020 02:55 AM (h1jJh)
Link?
Posted by: PUE 206 at September 10, 2020 03:05 AM (pCdQf)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 03:08 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Summer of Love at September 10, 2020 03:09 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: setnaffa at September 10, 2020 03:10 AM (eaJqd)
Posted by: Summer of Love at September 10, 2020 03:09 AM (FJrl0)
Far more charming America then.
Posted by: PUE 206 at September 10, 2020 03:11 AM (pCdQf)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 10, 2020 03:13 AM (sy5kK)
We've been hearing it for nigh on a century on our 'free and unbiased' leftist media.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 10, 2020 02:46 AM (fjYy2)
You 'n me n' she is KIN. And I'm just a fookin' U.S 5th generation kraut.
But she's the real-deal. You still gotta cut her accent with a fookin' knife, ya does.
My email is in my nic. Write, and I'll relay the introductions.
I'll save further details as to be within the emails.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
*********************
Will do.
Gotta go to work now, it's past 8 in the morning here.
Write write later. Thanks.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at September 10, 2020 03:15 AM (fjYy2)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 01:17 AM (/hXg9)
---
or the current one.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2020 03:17 AM (56iwG)
OK
I think I can sell Jim's brother as a mail order husband with US Passport.
The kidney futures contract would pay for the air ticket to Kiev and certain modalities.
*checks Rolodex for Ukrainian Ladies with sharp knives and Cossack background*
Posted by: Miklos, ze probleme she is sol-ved at September 10, 2020 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 10, 2020 03:29 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 10, 2020 03:41 AM (8EKo7)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 03:53 AM (D/NxA)
"maybe next time you can get a speaking part.
Posted by: wrg500"
Heh good 'un... another is the reference to senile joe being like the
Oz characters:
No HeartNo BrainNo Courageand he always thinks he's in Kansas
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 03:59 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 04:03 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 10, 2020 04:04 AM (tSb5B)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 04:05 AM (D/NxA)
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:07 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 04:08 AM (1zk/N)
suddenly realized the Ship they supposedly took off from to invade Grenada? LPH-2, USS Iwo Jima, in the movie.
Funny thing? I was ON the USS Iwo Jima then, and we were sitting off the coast of Beirut, waiting for our relief to show up, and heard THEY WERE INVADING GRENADA.
/facepalm
Thanks Hollywood!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2020 04:09 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 10, 2020 04:09 AM (tSb5B)
So the weasel from the Atlantic goldberg is now saying using anonymous
sources isn't good enough.... but but but Orange man bad so we did...
everyone on site when the article saw light is on record as in agreement.
maybe they be fearing a law suit???? (about the Donald degrading Omaha
beach vets)
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:12 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Costanza Bonanza at September 10, 2020 04:14 AM (AU8g4)
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:14 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Costanza Bonanza at September 10, 2020 04:14 AM (AU8g4)
I read through Tuesday's ONT and Blonde M's bat travails. Hilarious! So this one has some laughs too? Explains the volume.
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 10, 2020 04:20 AM (tSb5B)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 04:21 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Dating advice early on
Posted by: wrg500 at September 10, 2020 04:22 AM (GF+kY)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 10, 2020 04:23 AM (tSb5B)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 04:26 AM (OjZpE)
Bite me's former stenographer told Laura Ingram that from what he's
seen of the Alzheimer can'tidate he's truly lost a step... I go more for
most of his mind.. he also reveled a meeting with Putin during hitlerys
reset moment when Putin played the groper like a fiddle.. he baited him
with " I hear you did a great job last time you were here tell us about it"
so joe start rambling on and on and Putin gets up and leaves and turns the
lights out... humiliation 101 by spy man....media never mentioned a word of
it either.
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:32 AM (pyQkH)
it either.
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:32
Probably have to search pretty hard for when the MSM said anything bad about that administration
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 10, 2020 04:35 AM (tSb5B)
"
It's raining here"
Yeah Skip,, that's headed our way and a big bunch coming down from the
Great lakes will hit us from the west as well...Yours is building to big rain by
10 am...
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:38 AM (pyQkH)
" MSM said anything bad about that administration"
Yeah MLii,,, fake news and no news is what they do...not so much
real news...as smoh joes side kick mika said it's our job to tell us
what to think.... arrogant assholes the lot of them..
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:43 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 04:46 AM (OjZpE)
Make it a good day, all.
P.S. love that top picture!
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 10, 2020 04:48 AM (tSb5B)
Have a great day MLii,, and Skip I thought you'd be doing
flapjacks after seeing the plate full Marie did on the cooking for one
pic....
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:50 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 04:56 AM (OjZpE)
So the MI Bitch Whitler is building a 8 foot fence around the Govn'er palace
the peons should storm it and wield it shut.....
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:58 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:05 AM (OjZpE)
On the local stupidity front VT leftist regressives have voted to allow
private entities to sue VT for not meeting climate initiatives... not how to
get the economy back up and running or what to do with all the people
their policies have now put people out of work and businesses out of
business but for the taxpayer to shoulder more taxes for virtue signaling....
VT the cleanest state in the freaking union you asswipe loons....
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 05:06 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:09 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: TeeJ at September 10, 2020 05:09 AM (PXKj8)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:10 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:43 AM (pyQkH)
The media lies by commission and omission. I find the media lies by omission to be the more insidious as an outright lie can be easily debunked (see: 'Trump didn't go to a military cemetary in France because he didn't want to get wet due to a little rain'). But in not reporting a story at all, that is how the media get a stranglehold on The Narrative.
Posted by: RickZ at September 10, 2020 05:10 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:12 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:15 AM (OjZpE)
So the MI Bitch Whitler is building a 8 foot fence around the Govn'er palace
the peons should storm it and wield it shut.....
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 04:58 AM (pyQkH)
This MI peon wishes he knew how to weld.
Posted by: clutch at September 10, 2020 05:16 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: acethepug at September 10, 2020 05:25 AM (qPKAe)
Did I see 500 arrested in Chicago, Operation Legend?
Must have been typo.
X22report put an interesting vid in Twitter stream posted at qmap.pub
Wonder what back story was.
In wspd twitter thread, most recent drop.
Have a good day
Posted by: TeeJ at September 10, 2020 05:25 AM (PXKj8)
whitmer says no money for the unemployed but money for the governors residence
You can't find a Democrat who wants to build the wall but...
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:26 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: JAS at September 10, 2020 05:26 AM (2BZBZ)
"This MI peon wishes he knew how to weld."
Youtube it Clutch,,, they'll have you wielding in no time,,,
You'll have to supply the wielder or tanks however...
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 05:27 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:29 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:32 AM (OjZpE)
Have a great day everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2020 05:33 AM (OjZpE)
and more nonsense from bolshevik burnee... who asked
the Federal Health officials if the vaccine was going to be free...
no you dumb ass do you give your Commies for Dummies books away
for free....what a dunce we have in the senate..
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 05:35 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 05:37 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2020 05:38 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: JAS at September 10, 2020 05:39 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2020 05:39 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: JAS at September 10, 2020 05:39 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: JAS at September 10, 2020 05:40 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2020 05:41 AM (FgJKq)
So one of bite me's rallies in MI had more Trump supporters +30
there to diminish his message and only 2 supporters with bite me shirts....
what a irresistible draw he is...
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 05:42 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 10, 2020 12:29 AM (U2p+3)
The left changes the subject on a whim. Take it as a concession to the previous topic.
Her: "The palistinians blah blah blah"
You: "Heh Trump did a great job so I think he deserves the prize." *walk away like a boss*
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2020 05:45 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2020 05:47 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Anne's are abler at September 10, 2020 05:49 AM (QtHYZ)
"Trump called the troops losers and suckers!"
I think he was referring to chomos troops BC....
on the real lie from the Atlantic they all have signed statements saying
using anonymous source is wrong ... law suit protection from their lies...
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 05:55 AM (pyQkH)
Oh, that's right....RAY RICE
Posted by: JD at September 10, 2020 06:06 AM (NLEnr)
Some days the coffee is especially good and helpful.
Today is one of those days.
Posted by: jsg at September 10, 2020 06:23 AM (pOXLi)
"
I'm done with the NFL, NBA, MLB. Co-workers are astonished at this."
Yeah JD,,, where's the outcry from all the #metoo's about putting rapist
and assault against wimens perpetrators names on their helmet
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 06:27 AM (gdirI)
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 06:30 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 06:30 AM (pyQkH)
So true.
Posted by: jsg at September 10, 2020 06:48 AM (pOXLi)
I still can't understand why Colin isn't a starter in the NFL. Come on owners, do the right thing. /sarc
Posted by: Colin at September 10, 2020 06:51 AM (lLBOr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Speaks a man of much experience. Have you been MGTOWing again?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at September 10, 2020 06:54 AM (rCwaK)
Any awful dating stories you want to share?
I actually had a date bring a date on our date. Well, she had a backup date stashed at the restaurant bar, in case things went bad. I came back from the men's room and caught her at the bar kissing him. When she came back to the table I asked who that was. She said, oh, an old boyfriend I asked to be here. Wait, why did you ask him to be here? Oh, you know, dates can go wrong. I made up an obviously fake sudden illness and beat it. She seemed astonished that I was offended.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 10, 2020 06:55 AM (jbF6h)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2020 06:56 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg. at September 10, 2020 06:59 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 10, 2020 07:00 AM (C1Lsn)
I'm done with the NFL, NBA, MLB. Co-workers are astonished at this. I was a fan of it all but now they all can go fuck themselves. Maybe people who show up for games should hold up signs with the names of the other victims. Maybe like Ray Carruth's baby mama. How about-who was that jackwad from the Ravens that punched out his wife in the elevator?
Oh, that's right....RAY RICE
Posted by: JD at September 10, 2020 06:06 AM
Remember when protesters hounded the NFL regarding Michael Vick and his dog-fighting situation? So much so that it led to the NFL suspending Vick and Vick having to go on an apology tour until the NFL let him back in the league.
Apparently, dog-fighting is more upsetting to fans than the NFL supporting Marxism and rapists. Because you are not seeing the same outrage from fans over any of this BLM-support and wearing criminals, drug addicts and rapists' names on their helmets.
Granted, maybe they are all like me and are just doing the #walkaway from professional sports.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 10, 2020 07:00 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 10, 2020 07:01 AM (AtYf3)
Suddenly, the lights went out.
A shot was heard.
A woman screamed.
At least, she didn't have anything in her mouth.
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 07:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 07:04 AM (arJlL)
She. Spent. The. Entire. Fking. Concert. bitching about the seats. Would not shut up for a minute. Kept pointing to empty seats and wanting to "move down." I must have heard it a hundred times. Even on the way home in the car, still bitching about the seats. I practically threw her out of the car at the end of the night.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 10, 2020 07:04 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 07:04 AM (arJlL)
there to diminish his message and only 2 supporters with bite me shirts....
what a irresistible draw he is...
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 05:42 AM (pyQkH)
Gone full circle.
People have always voted for party. For thousands of years. Rarely does the person matter.
It's why things like the conventions and electoral college exist - most people do not care who the actual candidate is.
Free Shit Army wants free shit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 10, 2020 07:04 AM (/Dgcm)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2020 07:06 AM (hyuyC)
We have cold and rain; its like November out here in NE Kansas. May you have enjoyable drama in your skys.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2020 07:08 AM (hyuyC)
Wish I cut my grass yesterday now.
Posted by: jsg at September 10, 2020 07:08 AM (oqbpo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 10, 2020 07:09 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2020 07:09 AM (p307W)
Posted by: jsg at September 10, 2020 07:10 AM (oqbpo)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2020 07:11 AM (p307W)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 10, 2020 07:11 AM (O+I8R)
Is it possible that spotted lantern flies have killed my sunflowers ?
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2020 07:04 AM (arJlL)
JT, I don't know what they kill, but in PA in 2018, they were #1 concern for the Dept of Agriculture (asking for citizen reports).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at September 10, 2020 07:12 AM (rCwaK)
Mornin Salty,, and may the borg bitter ginsburg's plutonium power
pack expend and Pres Trump appoint Rush Limbaugh to her seat....that
will send them off the cliff.....(the leftist pukes)
Posted by: beanervt at September 10, 2020 07:12 AM (gdirI)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2020 07:14 AM (gnz4D)
20 years later, I have no S O at all. Female room mate with non attachment at all, but I do have some companionship. She is like living with my sister. Not how I expected life to go, I had planned to grow old with someone I loved, who loved me back. Next life maybe.
Posted by: Jesse in DC at September 10, 2020 08:43 AM (ouR/N)
Posted by: m at September 10, 2020 08:52 AM (Go7Bx)
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