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Portland Head-Punter Marquise "Keese" Love Arrested, Charged With Three Felonies
"The Summer of Love comes to an end," JackStraw quips.
This wannabe DJ and journeyman criminal was charged with felony assault in the second degree, felony coercion, and felony riot. I thought that "felony assault in the second degree" sounded weak. I mean, the guy could be charged with attempted murder. But in Oregon's code, felony assault in the second degree is a serious charge which specifies an element of extreme indifference to human life as well as an intent to inflict grave physical harm. First degree felony assault is limited to attacks with a deadly weapon and attacks against children under six and some other categories (like causing physical harm due to driving under the influence). It's a class B felony. Class B felonies are punishable by fines up to $250,000 and up to 10 years in prison. That's a touch light, maybe, but... whatever. Maybe slap on a Hate Crime Intensifier and now we're talking. Just kidding, white people can't be victims of hate crimes.Marquise Lee Love is scheduled for arraignment on Monday, 24 Aug. at 2 p.m. at the Justice Center, courtroom three. #PortlandRiots #BlackLivesMatter
— Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) August 21, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2020 02:31 PM (90/c2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2020 02:32 PM (EY68y)
Posted by: abbynormal at August 21, 2020 02:32 PM (I849g)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2020 02:32 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: weirdflunky at August 21, 2020 02:33 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 02:33 PM (f8S3o)
This
is a federal offense under 18 US Code §922 (a) (6) which involves falsifying an
ATF Form 4473... so why wasn't he prosecuted for it?
I thought gun crimes were a Big Deal to Leftist politicians.
Posted by: Nevyan at August 21, 2020 02:33 PM (a7HML)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 02:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 21, 2020 02:34 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 21, 2020 02:34 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: CliffClavin at August 21, 2020 02:34 PM (dyCMp)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2020 02:32 PM (EY68y)
His prison nickname will be "not here."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2020 02:35 PM (le94c)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 21, 2020 02:35 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Obama Judge at August 21, 2020 02:35 PM (d6DSt)
-random leftist
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 21, 2020 02:35 PM (lgiXo)
He'll never again see the business-end of a Judge for this attempted murder.
Because, Two Americas.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 21, 2020 02:35 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 21, 2020 02:35 PM (TiMI9)
Posted by: Boots at August 21, 2020 02:35 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Chin music at August 21, 2020 02:35 PM (1Xx0L)
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (q177U)
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
He'll agree to plead guilty to the lesser charge of Punching Nazis. He'll be awarded $1000 for his Heroism.
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (q177U)
This.
The commie DA will wait a while until this blows over, then drop charges for "lack of evidence."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (le94c)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (F6tBH)
Pain and suffering. It's a big player in these issues.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Chin music at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (1Xx0L)
Posted by: The Duke of Ted at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (Jwrt+)
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (w7KSn)
come on, the guy is judgment proof.
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (kA3Cp)
Sacre bleu! A shocking tweest!
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (q177U)
I'd laugh if it weren't a possibility
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: weirdflunky at August 21, 2020 02:33 PM (Qe84+)
"A person commits the crime of coercion when the person compels or induces another person to engage in conduct from which the other person has a legal right to abstain, or to abstain from engaging in conduct in which the other person has a legal right to engage, by means of instilling in the other person a fear that, if the other person refrains from the conduct compelled or induced or engages in conduct contrary to the compulsion or inducement, the actor or another will:"
(and then a list of coercive acts like injury, property damage, etc)
https://tinyurl.com/y66jjawk
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (t+qrx)
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Yeah, it really would make sense* if one of those protected classes is involved that it would automatically trigger the hate crime super-crime silliness.
* I think I see the problem
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (QMjUf)
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
He turned himself in. Which shows how concerned he is about Portland criminal justice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (le94c)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (dfRN6)
Bail is $260,000 total.
2nd Degree Assault (Class B Felony) -- $250,000
Coercion (Class C Felony) -- $5,000
Riot (Class C Felony) -- $5,000
https://www.mcso.us/PAID/Home/Booking/1507178
Posted by: Nevyan at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (a7HML)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (qy1p+)
Posted by: Vic at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (mpXpK)
Could you give us a street address on that, please?
Posted by: Burn, Loot, Murder, Inc. at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (ZLI7S)
#Unfortunate
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy...and now, judiciary at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (Z2qFv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (bFTwX)
He'll agree to plead guilty to the lesser charge of Punching Nazis. He'll be awarded $1000 for his Heroism.
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (PbpT7)
Thread winner.
Oh....it's Ace.
Thread owner.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (w7KSn)
Say hello to Senator Marquise Love!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (le94c)
You pretty much have to be a psychopathic dickweed to head punt someone who already down and beaten.
You're proving/accomplishing what?
Everyone and I mean everyone should want this ass-wipe in jail for the rest of his life.
Won't happen....but it should.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2020 02:36 PM (le94c)
see my #21, the DA as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (OjZpE)
He spoke about it and sounded like Reginald Denny... I hold no animosity... I think he was afraid if he said anything negative they might finish the job on him
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (Zmnko)
Saw that, thx. My second question remains unanswered, for the time being.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (lAZxY)
But in my defense, it's not like anyone expects us to read the content.
Posted by: Chin music at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (1Xx0L)
But in Oregon's code, felony assault in the second degree is a serious charge which specifies an element of extreme indifference to human life as well as an intent to inflict grave physical harm.
That's manslaughter 3 but the person didn't die, more or less. It's a pretty serious charge.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (6hvzW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: Liberty at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (QxD+l)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Corona-kun at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (OjTGt)
But this scumbag probably won't serve a day of time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (VFZD4)
Posted by: Ha at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (A/QC9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (j3jZX)
That's probably covered under the coercion.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (t+qrx)
He'll agree to plead guilty to the lesser charge of Punching Nazis. He'll be awarded $1000 for his Heroism.
Posted by: ace
And given the key to the city as well as to three loading dock doors for the Target stores in Beaverton, Tigard and Gresham.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: Elvis Costello at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Could you give us a street address on that, please?
Posted by: Burn, Loot, Murder, Inc. at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (ELgVT)
Main Address 1120 SW 3rd Avenue
Have at it.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
It's an insurrection. Court martial and summary execution.
I think that will focus a lot of minds.
Meh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (XTyi0)
And the Obama era Federal Sentencing Guidelines will Award him a Cell Pho and a 3 Month Extension on his Unemployment Compensation.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (3Ai+7)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (6hvzW)
This is kind of hard. Marquise looks Somewhat Non-White, which means that he gets a pass on the violence. And the victim was obviously a White Nazi (TM) which means he deserves to be beaten to death.
The only thing that confuses me is the tranny. I'm pretty sure that no one is allowed to threaten a tranny.
Do we know if the tranny used an Unspeakable Racial Slur? If we can prove yes, well then, it's all good.
Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Some Lefty at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (qlFIA)
#IAmADemocrat because I believe in Love.
10:18 PM Alyssa Milano
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (Xz7Fn)
"Me love you long time!"
- - Flaming Sideways Vietcong Pineapple in the Hoo-Hoo
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 02:33 PM (f8S3o)
_________
Heh. So he's transitioning as well?
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (lAZxY)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (68A3w)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (XTyi0)
Seasoned. I prefer seasoned.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (6hvzW)
He spoke about it and sounded like Reginald Denny... I hold no animosity... I think he was afraid if he said anything negative they might finish the job on him
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (Zmnko)
Fucking idiot.
Keese tried to KILL YOU. Fine, no animosity. SUE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
Lordluvaduck.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Megthered at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (6UEIA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (f8S3o)
Keese Love is a deadbeat who allegedly was begging for people to put money on his jail commissary in anticipation of arrest. There's probably not a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Some MAP watching Cuties at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (Xz7Fn)
10:18 PM Alyssa
Yeah, that "convention" was full of "love"....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Burn, Loot, Murder, Inc. at August 21, 2020 02:38 PM (ELgVT)
-,,,,
Same place you've trying to burn down for the last three months, dumbfuck.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: CN at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (ONvIw)
Not that it matters, but was he wearing work boots or sneakers?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (lgiXo)
This
is a federal offense under 18 US Code 922 (a) (6) which involves falsifying an
ATF Form 4473... so why wasn't he prosecuted for it?
I thought gun crimes were a Big Deal to Leftist politicians.
Posted by: Nevyan at August 21, 2020 02:33 PM (a7HML)
Someone else can clarify, but I don't think he has any felony CONVICTIONS on his record.
Yeah, he was charged, but the criminal industrial complex does a good job of botching things they ought not to, and railroading people on things they shouldn't.
If anyone watches this the whole way through, I'll be interested to know if he ever gets convicted here.
Probably won't.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (hku12)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (s2VJv)
10:18 PM Alyssa Milano
If you believed in Glove your Cervix would look less like a 3D Relief Map of machu Pichu, Sugartits.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (IB3FA)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (qp+NT)
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Why can't the DOJ go after these people in civil rights actions like pappie Bush the globalist asshoe did?
I mean in a world where GOPe and BO's people didn't still control the executive branch. I see my mistake.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (WEBkv)
Lordluvaduck.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
For what, his shoes? Tie him to Soros and sue the shit out of him.
No point in suing some broke ass anarchist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: MSM at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Christy Love and Brandi Love are probably looking into changing their work names.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: JackStraw
So an outdoor rock concert under the protection of the Hells Angels are in order then?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (MVR7y)
According to Fox News in addition to a lengthy rap sheet Marquise Love was arrested and charged in 2016 for providing false information with the transfer of a firearm.
This
is a federal offense under 18 US Code 922 (a) (6) which involves falsifying an
ATF Form 4473... so why wasn't he prosecuted for it?
I thought gun crimes were a Big Deal to Leftist politicians.
Posted by: Nevyan at August 21, 2020 02:33 PM (a7HML)
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Did you expect the Obama DOJ to actually convict a Man of a gun crime? Really?
Those crimes are to be ignored, so we always NEED MORE GUN LAWS!!!!
Posted by: rd at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (+0uDE)
Or as little as a stern warning, amirite?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 02:34 PM (NWiLs)
Aggravated circumstances? IANAL.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (ORD9/)
Posted by: CN at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (ONvIw)
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Everybody was racist fighting.
Those kick were fast as lightning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: The Portland DA! at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Chef Boyhowdy at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (xWtao)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (f8S3o)
You know about the brown acid, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Not that it matters, but was he wearing work boots or sneakers?
I smell a Nike endorsement deal!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (6hvzW)
I'll use a paint gun...scratch that....i'll use a cream pie.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (KZzsI)
Keep an eye on him. If he is released, ... *Target acquisition --OPSEC *.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (hyuyC)
10:18 PM Alyssa Milano
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There was a video prank of somehow of her ilk on ONT last night in case you missed it. Hits exactly this point.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 02:46 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2020 02:46 PM (KZzsI)
As I said in the previous thread, I predict that Portland Antifa's copious bail fund will bail him out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 02:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 21, 2020 02:46 PM (7BjFu)
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 02:46 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2020 02:46 PM (3FEhb)
Posted by: The Portland DA! at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (I2/tG)
Community service doing what? Where could we possibly trust him?
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:46 PM (ORD9/)
For what, his shoes? Tie him to Soros and sue the shit out of him.
No point in suing some broke ass anarchist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 02:43 PM (xfb67)
Fine. I don't care. If you sue him and win, regardless of whether he has anything or not, he'll never have ANYTHING until the debt is paid.
KEEP him homeless and in the gutter until he takes his own life from misery.
FUCK these people. They MUST be destroyed.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
That's why she spends 24/7 spewing ragebile on Twitter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 21, 2020 02:46 PM (7BjFu
This guy gets it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (6hvzW)
Posted by: Tonypete
"Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wi . . . "
Oh.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Portland DA at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (9Fwwf)
That will show him!
Posted by: The Portland DA! at August 21, 2020 02:44 PM (I2/tG)
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And blm qualifies as community service.
Posted by: Gilded Age II, just saying at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (BRkq2)
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If Justice is what you want then a Bounty, Dead or Alive, will deliver it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (3FEhb)
Something like that sounds a lot like racketeering, doesn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CN at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alysso Milano at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (7T5tR)
Posted by: CN at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (ONvIw)
Well, it was one member of The 2 Live Crew.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (ONvIw)
What about Rodney King?
Oh, wait, he wasn't afraid. Unfortunately.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (oVJmc)
Is she sponsored by someone to say stupid shit on Twitter all day?
She hasn't been in a hit movie or show since the fucking 80s.
How is she not broke with crabs on some street corner?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (6hvzW)
Posted by: LGoPs at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (7k/uO)
If Biden had a son...
He would so stupid, he'd pop positive on the golden flow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 02:45 PM (tsZQ+)
Snorting Peruvian Marching Dust of an Arkansas Strippers whispering eye.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (k/TB6)
Something like that sounds a lot like racketeering, doesn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (oVJmc)
*Listening for bagpipes in the distance*
Come on Barr, get the lead out of your sporin...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (UNuaH)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (7T5tR)
I'm gonna say maybe do the going-to-trial thing first.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (ORD9/)
At least they caught him so the whole world can see a monster in the flesh.
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (MPnCf)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Alysso Milano at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (3yUsq)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Eve at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (L5yo0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (oVJmc)
Dunno. Racketeering has a lot of t's and i's. Gonna be a lot of dotting and crossing before Barr gets him to plead down to having an untied shoelace on a public street.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (Xz7Fn)
the female form is variously Marquise, Marquess, or Marquessa, depending on country.
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (ORD9/)
Screw that.
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (7T5tR)
He's tied up with John Brennan at the moment.
Probably reminiscing about the good old days when obama was President
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Alysso Milano at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (pw+jk)
I'm mad I'm laughing so hysterically at this.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (ONvIw)
Oh.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (BM2fS)
Isn't Brandi Love in an open marraige?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (SgjGX)
Pain and suffering. It's a big player in these issues.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Would the plaintiff have use for a bong which is probably the only thing he owns?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (UNuaH)
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They wanted to name him Mercury Grand Marquis but couldn't spell it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (3FEhb)
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (Pl9Jo)
Blue cities always ignore the existing gun laws on the books, while demanding more gun laws. That's because they want to prosecute law-abiding people for owning guns, not prosecute criminals for using guns in the commission of crimes.
It caused a stir a few days ago when the Feds charged a few miscreants in Chicago with Federal firearms violations, after the Cook County State's Attorney had ignored the gun charges.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: LGoPs at August 21, 2020 02:48 PM (7k/uO)
They named him after their Mercury.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (xPl2J)
- Ample video evidence
- A volunteer group to identify the assailant
- A volunteer group to locate the assailant
- Heavy nationwide media coverage across news cycles
Really makes me sigh with relief, I tell you what. I'm gonna sleep better tonight for sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Corona-kun at August 21, 2020 02:39 PM (OjTGt)
_________
"This guy gets it." -- Zombie murder victim Kate Steinle
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (lAZxY)
Posted by: CN at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (ONvIw)
the female form is variously Marquise, Marquess, or Marquessa, depending on country.
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (PbpT7)
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In England, Marchioness.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (jcBGX)
Maybe they shouldn't commit the crime
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (Pl9Jo)
Some people call him Maurice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (6hvzW)
I'm thinking prison ain't the place for her.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM
6'3" with that 'fro.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (ejd/p)
He'll be sentenced to hours and hours of community service!
Does rioting count as community service?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (Pl9Jo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 02:34 PM (NWiLs)
He also stood over the guy right after he kicked him in the temple and called him a "n*gg*r!!!" (even though he's white), and he actually thinks that the videos of that are exonerating.
ProTip: The video isn't going to be exonerating.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (ykYG2)
KEEP him homeless and in the gutter until he takes his own life from misery.
FUCK these people. They MUST be destroyed.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
As long as his record follows him, that's great. Every dime he earns goes to his victim. Suicide *is* an option, Keesey boy.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)
Oh. I'm officially in love. The good kind.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (PbpT7)
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Yes, originally.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM
His mother probably went into labor while watching "The Postman".
Posted by: Bert G at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (PbpT7)
It was. Equivalent to a count, IIRC.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (6hvzW)
Ha, Crap now I have that song stuck in my head,
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (Pl9Jo)
Posted by: Eve
In first with:
Keese didn't kill himself...
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (Z2qFv)
I'm thinking prison ain't the place for her.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 21, 2020 02:37 PM
Damn....I shit bigger than him.
He's 2 inches taller and 40 lbs lighter.
And I'm not a fat. ish.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
"He'll never do a day. It's Oregon.
Posted by: creeper:
Has;t suffering from system racism his whole life been enough of a punishment?
Dems will make sure he gets reparations.
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: illiniwek
You only have to pay 10% of an appearance bond's face amount. This turd is a BLM shitbag, so out of the 1.5 billion that BLM has collected in the last 3 months from stupid people, I'm sure they'll be fine paying $25K to the Court with a huge risk to lose it.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (BM2fS)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Alysso Milano at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (pw+jk)
You said Peter North; I pictured Peter Graves (from Mission Impossible the t.v. show); LOL.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 02:54 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 02:54 PM (3yUsq)
Posted by: Alysso Milano at August 21, 2020 02:54 PM (pw+jk)
Oh, wait, he wasn't afraid. Unfortunately.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
PCP is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: undead Rodney King at August 21, 2020 02:54 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Cartman at August 21, 2020 02:54 PM (qlFIA)
No, seriously.
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Beats the hell out of Limon Jello.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2020 02:54 PM (3FEhb)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (BM2fS)
I think him dancing around and hollering "black lives matter!!" over and over as people are trying to see if the poor guy is even breathing was a nice touch.
That shit should follow him for the rest of his life, and definitely be on a Trump ad, if not getting a spot at the convention.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 21, 2020 02:54 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (ykYG2)
Ok. This is a Thread Winner.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
I confess by disappointment that this feral beast was found in one piece.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (pNxlR)
And I'm not a fat. ish.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Huh. I am the size of one Sponge.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (t+qrx)
Probably reminiscing about the good old days when obama was President
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)
*******
Yeah That's It. Good Lord
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (x/sA1)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (XTyi0)
Huh. I am the size of one Sponge.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (t+qrx)
I am pretty average......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Alysso Milano at August 21, 2020 02:49 PM (pw+jk)
You said Peter North; I pictured Peter Graves (from Mission Impossible the t.v. show); LOL.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (ORD9/)
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For an old guy he puts a pretty thick load in your hair and up your nose. But his brother James Dillion.. hot, thick, sticky, like candy baby.
Posted by: Alysso Milano at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (ORD9/)
*********
Nah Peter Graves is into Turkish Prisons
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (vkVq9)
Hell even the DNC skit the other night with Julia Louis-Dreyfus was funnier than that 4:00 minutes of dreck.
That is all...
Posted by: browndog at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (3FEhb)
I think that will focus a lot of minds.
Meh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (s2VJv)
__________
This, after a one-way trip to Club Gitmo and waterboarding sessions until they've flipped on all their superiors and funders -- who then get rounded up, ad infinitum at least up through Soros.
Hey, a man can dream ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (lAZxY)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (vkVq9)
I agree with you. Donna wins the thread.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 21, 2020 02:52 PM (kA3Cp)
Alive, they could work road crew.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (ORD9/)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (6hvzW)
Ha, Crap now I have that song stuck in my head,
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM
Here, let me help.
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2020 02:56 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (vkVq9)
I believe that if he uses a bailbondsman that the latter charges 10% of the bail for the loan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (le94c)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++
See also: the "march count," and "margrave." All the same rank. And often tense with the ruling king. Your march counts are on the frontier and have their armies and their lands and tended to have an independent streak. Like how in the modern world you have to be most concerned with military coups by your skilled captains and colonels (as opposed to lieutenants and generals), the kings would be most concerned with the march counts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (SgjGX)
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It was a late addition to the Englush roster of nobility. There, it rates as lower than a Duke, but higher than an Earl (the Englsh equivalent of Count). Not sure where it rates on the Continent, but it is distinct from Count (cf. Markgraf vs. Graf in the Germanies).
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (UAMe5)
206 Our son told us about a local yute named Imaculator.
No, seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'o
What a concept.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 21, 2020 02:58 PM (aex00)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 21, 2020 02:58 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: H Rap Panther at August 21, 2020 02:58 PM (OgZwD)
Oregon doesn't have bail bonds. You usually have to put up 10% of the bail amount.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 02:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Brennan, Comey, Clapper, Obama, The Hag, Strzok, Page, etc at August 21, 2020 02:58 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
Watched what? CNN?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (6hvzW)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (k/TB6)
He will learn what the ass thinks about scoville units, only in friction.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 21, 2020 02:58 PM (aex00)
+++++++++++
Should be Con College, but I'd bet on Berkeley.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (cZjDV)
If the victim had been a strong MAGA hate wearing Christian ... maybe he could find a sympathetic jury ... but this guy was not that, and just trying to protect that woman ... his only black mark his he retweeted part of the truth about Floyd's fame versus the innocent five year old murdered by racist.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (3FEhb)
Now, what about all the others that were beating/punching the driver? I have a feeling that they're going to let all of them off since they "got this guy"
Posted by: Memories at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (mwcEF)
And the Obama era Federal Sentencing Guidelines will Award him a Cell Pho and a 3 Month Extension on his Unemployment Compensation.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2020 02:40 PM (3Ai+7)
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I know this great Vietnamese place that makes the best Cell Pho.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (UAMe5)
Thanks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 21, 2020 02:59 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (Cus5s)
Must go faster.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (t+qrx)
I am pretty average......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm sure you're worthy, Sponge!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (hku12)
There is still time. Hope is NOT lost.
Posted by: nip at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (yoqcZ)
Knowledge is good.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)
I googled "replay Joe Biden acceptance speech."
CNN had a timeline on the bottom that offered 25 minutes. I watched 5 then skipped around.
Sorry, handlers. I think the playback was loaded with Max Headroom unremediated errors especially around the image of Joe's mouth.
I think Joe Biden cannot stand up live before an audience and debate like Hillary did in the 2016 election. If a candidate cannot stand up in the campaign the candidate cannot stand up in the elected office.
The American voters deserve to evaluate the goods up for election. It was good enough for Hillary and The Donald its good enough for Joe Biden.
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (glGDV)
252 By the time they figure out what hit them, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning 20%.
Posted by: Brennan, Comey, Clapper, Obama, The Hag, Strzok, Page, etc at August 21, 2020 02:58 PM (Xz7Fn
That's my favorite Christmas movie!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (6hvzW)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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Why do you hate Scientism?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank
"Bitch"
https://tinyurl.com/Phil-H-Alcatraz-Vicky
Never get tired of that movie.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: klaftern at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (xPl2J)
I'm sure you're worthy, Sponge!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2020 03:00 PM (hku12)
Lets just say it's a good thing I'm already married.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (3yUsq)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 02:42 PM (Xz7Fn)
________
He never understood why his nickname as a kid was Lil' Corn Pop.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2020 03:02 PM (lAZxY)
Stupid people voting for Democrats get what they voted for.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 21, 2020 03:02 PM (wiXsO)
The Narrative, boys! The Narrative!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 03:02 PM (I2/tG)
184 apparently "marquis" derives from the word "march" meaning a border area. I wonder if this was a special title you gave lords who built castles on a contested border.
Posted by: ace at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (PbpT7)
I think I vaguely recall this Being covered somewhat in an episode of the history of English.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:02 PM (UNuaH)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2020 03:02 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: klaftern at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (RuIsu)
BECAUSE IF YOU DROP THE SOAP AND BEND OVER TO GET IT, YOU GET YOUR BUTT STUFFED WITH SAUSAGE.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at August 21, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (vkVq9)
And yet it's another day I'm right and you're dead ass wrong. But I'm sure the one count of jaywalking against Clinefarter really has Hillary shaking.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 03:02 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (6hvzW)
Ha, Crap now I have that song stuck in my head,
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM
Here, let me help.
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState"
That was cruel and unusual and must be undone.
Y-M-CA
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (MxEKc)
Yes. This guy could hit a five yard stick route.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
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Yes. Handy (??) given her line of work. Additionally identifies as a Christian lady.
I'm not sharp enough to parse that line of thinking so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (Rvt88)
Stupid people voting for Democrats get what they voted for.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 21, 2020 03:02 PM (wiXsO)
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"Listen, I thought soft on crime meant that valedictorians who made a single mistake wouldn't be thrown in prison for their whole lives, not this."
-Suburban Wine Moms of Portland
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (J8nVw)
The new Soros DA in Portland did not merely win - he won by a huge margin.
Enjoy yourselves, Portlanders.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
22 million seems REALLY unlikely.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (Ed8Zd)
I'm not sharp enough to parse that line of thinking so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (Rvt8
"Only Jesus can judge me..."
Jesus: "You're a ho."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM
Here, let me help.
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState"
That was cruel and unusual and must be undone.
Y-M-CA
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (MxEKc)
WE HAD JOY, WE HAD FUN, WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
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I can feel the enthusiasm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XTyi0)
Are we sure this isn't that ex-football player named Colin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 03:01 PM (3yUsq)
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Looks nothing like Colin Mochrie (and I didn't even know he played football!)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (CAJOC)
Oh, I don't know... A lot of people were probably waiting to see if he crashed and burned
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (Zmnko)
-Suburban Wine Moms of Portland
Suburban Wine Moms of Portland get the best of both worlds - they can tut-tut over oppression, while living in suburban counties where the law is still enforced.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 03:05 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 03:05 PM (3yUsq)
That's what my wife would call a "turn up for the book".
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 03:05 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2020 03:05 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Case at August 21, 2020 03:05 PM (w+1zw)
Enjoy yourselves, Portlanders.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (I2/tG)
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That weren't me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 03:05 PM (UAMe5)
Y-M-CA
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (MxEKc)
WE HAD JOY, WE HAD FUN, WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XrCyE)
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
I've got love in my tummy ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2020 03:05 PM (pNxlR)
On the border I bide
And I'm wanted
By the King
So I hide
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (J8nVw)
Heh
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (6hvzW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (UWqZJ
Feel the Bidementia!!!!!
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (J8nVw)
DEVELOPING: Former Comey FBI attorney Kevin Clinesmith must cooperate with Durham's investigators and the terms of his plea agreement between now and his sentencing on Dec. 10 in order to get a 2-level reduction in his punishment for falsifying evidence to frame a Trump adviser
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: It's me donna
The only reason I watched, really.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XrCyE)
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Damn you. Damn all your kind.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (UAMe5)
It's grosser than I imagined. These 'artists' are sick.
Posted by: squeakywheel at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (N3Fwu)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (dfRN6)
Yes, THIS!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM
Here, let me help.
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState"
That was cruel and unusual and must be undone.
Y-M-CA
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (MxEKc)
WE HAD JOY, WE HAD FUN, WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XrCyE)
I'mmmmmm sailing awayyyyyyy
Set an open course
For the virgin sea.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (UNuaH)
DEVELOPING: Former Comey FBI attorney Kevin Clinesmith must cooperate with Durham's investigators and the terms of his plea agreement between now and his sentencing on Dec. 10 in order to get a 2-level reduction in his punishment for falsifying evidence to frame a Trump adviser
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)
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I was assured he was getting off with nothing in return like how Loretta Lynch treated Hillary's staffers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
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I can feel the enthusiasm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (UWqZJ)
Ratings... as in teevee ratings?
I'm not saying enthusiasm isn't lower, but there are ways to watch such a thing, if one is so inclined, that does not involve teevee.
Is anyone measuring those numbers?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
I can feel the enthusiasm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (UWqZJ)[/i\
It reminds me of the halcyon days of Joe's Wreckovery Summer campaigns!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XrCyE)
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Damn you. Damn all your kind.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (UAMe5)
Hey!
Macarana!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (6hvzW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
22 million seems REALLY unlikely.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (Ed8Zd)
I wonder how many were Trump supporters, looking for meme fodder...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (MxEKc)
WE HAD JOY, WE HAD FUN, WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XrCyE)
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
I've got love in my tummy ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
"Chucky's in looooveeee . . . "
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
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I can feel the enthusiasm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (UWqZJ)
Ratings... as in teevee ratings?
I'm not saying enthusiasm isn't lower, but there are ways to watch such a thing, if one is so inclined, that does not involve teevee.
Is anyone measuring those numbers?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
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I'm pretty sure these are aggregate numbers across different platforms, not just TV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (BM2fS)
But doesn't someone have to sign or put up collateral for the entire amount?
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (Ed8Zd)
On the border I bide
And I'm wanted
By the King
So I hide
This is one of those riddles.
Is it the clitoris?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (3yUsq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XrCyE)
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Damn you. Damn all your kind.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (UAMe5)
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See, I just hear the Me First and the Gimme Gimme's version of that song, which I rather like.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (CAJOC)
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Well that just can't be, Half the people here told me a sternly worded letter
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (vkVq9)
DEVELOPING: Former Comey FBI attorney Kevin Clinesmith must cooperate with Durham's investigators and the terms of his plea agreement between now and his sentencing on Dec. 10 in order to get a 2-level reduction in his punishment for falsifying evidence to frame a Trump adviser
Posted by: JackStraw
Waterboard the motherfucker.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (WPyjd)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:06 PM (J8nVw)
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Funny thing is, everyone knows why Portland was a hipness magnet.
Posted by: Gilded Age II, just saying at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (BRkq2)
On a scale of one to peak Florida swamp ass, just how much is Andrew McCabe perspiring?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
I bet Trump blows away those numbers next week---Biden's and his own in '16.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Greange at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM
Here, let me help.
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState"
That was cruel and unusual and must be undone.
Y-M-CA
Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (MxEKc)
WE HAD JOY, WE HAD FUN, WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:04 PM (XrCyE)
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Enough of this!
CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (6MoD2)
Macarana!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
"I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. . ."
I hate myself.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: CN at August 21, 2020 02:51 PM (ONvIw)
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Lazy as fuck.
Posted by: MAGA at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (bloh/)
https://twitter.com/BGOnTheScene/ status/1296677027425091586 (remove space)
Posted by: cool breeze at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2020 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
I bet Trump blows away those numbers next week---Biden's and his own in '16.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (7ixfo)
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And it will be further proof that Trump is flailing and about to lose historically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Nevyan at August 21, 2020 02:33 PM (a7HML)
They'll come down on suburban white people with both feet, but they don't have room to store inner city career criminals unless the public is really upset. Sometimes not even then - it looks like the guy who attacked the department store employee isn't going to get any time at all.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (WPyjd)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (CAJOC)
This works for every one of their songs, though. And Less Than Jake's version of the Grease soundtrack.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2020 03:10 PM (t+qrx)
No, seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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A few years ago there was a news article making the rounds about a diverse crack dealer named Reprobatus Bibbs when he was arrested (who could've predicted that?) in northern Alabama.
https://tinyurl.com/yxl5au59
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:10 PM (QMjUf)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 03:10 PM (WPyjd)
You want to see why it's not always a good idea to believe a single source for what's really going on and do the research yourself? Read this short thread on how Sundance went completely off the rails with his analysis to once again conclude nothing is happening.
Also, note the highlighting of the term "affiant", something I've been saying now for 2 years.
https://tinyurl.com/y58grx5j
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
******
His asshole is so tight , when he farts only dogs can hear them
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:10 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 03:10 PM (WPyjd)
Posted by: SMOD at August 21, 2020 03:11 PM (3aI0K)
On the border I bide
And I'm wanted
By the King
So I hide
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:03 PM (J8nVw)
Pretty good!
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 03:11 PM (ORD9/)
Seems Title IX would have required cutting equal number of men's and women's sports.
Posted by: Chin music at August 21, 2020 03:11 PM (1Xx0L)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2020 02:32 PM (EY68y)
His prison nickname will be "not here."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I believe Cumbucket is a good one.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 21, 2020 03:11 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Wow, a two level reduction. That's pretty nice.
Is Clinesmith currently in prison?
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:12 PM (QMjUf)
DEVELOPING: Former Comey FBI attorney Kevin Clinesmith must cooperate with Durham's investigators and the terms of his plea agreement between now and his sentencing on Dec. 10 in order to get a 2-level reduction in his punishment for falsifying evidence to frame a Trump adviser
Posted by: JackStraw
Well that's me told. Let's see where it goes.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 03:12 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (7ixfo)
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And it will be further proof that Trump is flailing and about to lose historically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:09 PM (UWqZJ)
Doubly amazing because he's on TV every day.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2020 03:12 PM (7ixfo)
Keese Love is a deadbeat who allegedly was begging for people to put money on his jail commissary in anticipation of arrest. There's probably not a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2020 02:41 PM (H5knJ)
His parents may have insurance (although probably excludes intentional torts) and if he was affiliated with a certain organization, it should also be named as a defendant.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
The person sweating the most right now is the affiant, the FBI SSA who signed the off on the information that it was true and verified.
He boned.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2020 03:12 PM (L2ZTs)
*******
How do those Goalposts weigh ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:13 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2020 03:13 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 02:53 PM (BM2fS)
But doesn't someone have to sign or put up collateral for the entire amount?
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yes. The bail bondsman, who is essentially giving you a short term loan for the other 90%. In most states the way it works is your bail money pays the reward for your capture if you skip bail. If you skip he's going to track you down so he can get his money back.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:13 PM (wGeit)
The live streams have been dreadful, in the low thousands, from what I saw.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2020 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (CAJOC)
This works for every one of their songs, though. And Less Than Jake's version of the Grease soundtrack.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2020 03:10 PM (t+qrx)
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I'll have to give that a listen. I like a number of songs on the Grease soundtrack.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:14 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:13 PM (vkVq9)
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Is Clinesmith currently in prison? Do you know?
It's a yes or no question.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:14 PM (QMjUf)
All the fat people were white when I was a kid.
Mother said it was all the beans.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:14 PM (fsqLk)
Is it the clitoris?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (XTyi0)
hah!
you turned it into a Rorschach test
impressive
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:15 PM (J8nVw)
If you are posting 10% of your bond you have to secure the remainder with collateral (title to vehicles, lien on property, etc.)
Otherwise you have to post the full amount in cash.
Posted by: Nevyan at August 21, 2020 03:15 PM (a7HML)
Is Clinesmith currently in prison? Do you know?
It's a yes or no question.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:14 PM (QMjUf)
No. Gave up passport. Restricted to a few states.
Posted by: Chin music at August 21, 2020 03:15 PM (1Xx0L)
I'm not saying enthusiasm isn't lower, but there are ways to watch such a thing, if one is so inclined, that does not involve teevee.
Is anyone measuring those numbers?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
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I'm pretty sure these are aggregate numbers across different platforms, not just TV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (UWqZJ)
So then how much guesswork goes into establishing numbers? My understanding is even back in the good ol' Nielson days, there were lots of shenanigans involved in creating the numbers.
Regardless, I guess this matters about as much as poll numbers at this point. Is it meaningful?
Define meaningful.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
All the fat people were white when I was a kid.
Mother said it was all the beans.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:14 PM (fsqLk)
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It's the musical fruit.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 03:15 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 03:15 PM (Zmnko)
No. Just like General Mike Flynn he is out until sentencing.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Thousands of television and movie plots revolve around this point.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:15 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: LASue
Not if you are putting up your own money.
If you are borrowing from a bail bondsman, the bondsman is on the hook for the face amount, and the bondsman will go after you if they have to pay it.
If you don't have cash or a bail bondsman, then you can pledge collateral in the total amount.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:16 PM (BM2fS)
******
the day he finds out is December 10 I am sure you can figure this one out
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:16 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2020 03:16 PM (786Ro)
Scrub scrub here
Scrub scrub there
Whether you're pink or bronze
A man can wash another man
In the merry old land of Oz
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2020 03:16 PM (yQpMk)
May you be treated as kindly in your interaction with federal law enforcement.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:16 PM (QMjUf)
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The war on poverty turned into the war on not eating McDonalds every night of the week.
Posted by: Cartman at August 21, 2020 03:16 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 03:17 PM (Zmnko)
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Good Lord what a Dunce, don't look over here, look over there
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:17 PM (vkVq9)
There are obstacles.
First, you have to find an attorney who will take the case on contingency, knowing that this is likely either not going to lead to a collectable judgment or one that won't be collected for a good long time. Most attorneys would balk; we're in it for the money. That's not just selfishness; we gotta keep the lights on and pay our bills too.
Add in that some of the citizenry might burn down your office for taking this case and it becomes still less appealing.
Second, you have to persuade a jury made up of local yokels - many of whom are on board with the riots and this systemic racism nonsense - to impose any judgment at all, let alone a big one.
But assume you do get a judgment. Unless, the judgment-debtor pays up, you're in for an ordeal.
Intentional torts generally are not dischargeable in bankruptcy. So at least you don't have to worry about that (assuming you don't need to try to plead around intentional torts for some reason).
But most jurisdictions exempt some assets from judgment collection. Varies jurisdiction to jurisdiction. I don't know shit about Oregon, but I'd be surprised if you could keep a judgment-debtor from owning "anything." He'll probably be able to keep a lot of "somethings" in all likelihood.
Judgments are not self-executing. You have to enforce them when they are not voluntarily paid. That's more proceedings and more money. It also involves trying to get the local constabulary to assist you in seizing assets subject to execution. Guess how enthusiastic they are about that?
If the judgment-debtor moves, as carefree deadbeats sometimes do, just keeping track of him could be a long-term pain in the ass. If he moves to another county, you'd likely have to make a filing in the real property records of the new county to have it affect any real estate purchased there; if he moves out of state, you'd probably have to take some action there to get your now out-of-state judgment recognized.
It's a much bigger, longer-term, and more expensive pain in the ass than you might think.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2020 03:17 PM (H5knJ)
The person sweating the most right now is the affiant, the FBI SSA who signed the off on the information that it was true and verified.
He boned.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Is the SSA someone other than Comey, McCabe, Yates, Boente and Rosenstein, who all signed the FISA/renewals?
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:17 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Redenzo at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:16 PM (vkVq9)
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I'm not sure what emotional involvement you think I have here, but you've got the wrong guy.
JackStraw and I have been discussing this cordially for a few years now and I expect to continue doing so.
Have a nice day.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (QMjUf)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Coach Buttermaker at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (fsqLk)
"I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. . ."
I hate myself.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2020 03:08 PM (Rvt88
You should.
I have to say, Fuck you and everybody that looks like you.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Greatest troll moment ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:19 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Zombie Georgia O'Keefe at August 21, 2020 03:20 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind
The prosecution should have his victim do a 23 and me to see what percentage of Not Pasty White he is, and then require "Keese" to do the same.
Given that "Keese" called his victim a "n*gg*r" right after he kicked him, if the victim has even a single percentage less of PASTY WHITE than "Keese", then it will officially be a hate crime.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:20 PM (BM2fS)
Everything is just a screaming vagina, amirite?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (XTyi0)
I hate those too.
I also can't stand the Juan Epstein test, the Boom Boom Washington Test, and the Vinnie Barbarino test....
Posted by: Mrs. Kotter at August 21, 2020 03:21 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 03:21 PM (UAMe5)
Marquise certainly wasn't nobility (and it's a feminine version of the term anyway) except he might have some things in common with the Marquis De Sade.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 03:21 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:17 PM (lgiXo)
High Yellow
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2020 03:22 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2020 03:22 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 03:22 PM (unn44)
Greatest troll moment ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:19 PM (XrCyE)
Have you typed in www.donaldjtrump.com/ and then a bunch of gibberish? Like go to www.donaldjtrump.com/fudjrjx and see what comes up?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:22 PM (UNuaH)
SSA = Supervisory Special Agent. Basically an FBI special agent who is also a team leader of other agents.
It's the job of the SSA to sign off on the FISA information gathered by the FBI that it is all legit. It wasn't, obviously. Yet he signed off on the affidavit which makes him the affiant.
Once he signed off it went up the chain of the FBI and then and only then did it go to the DOJ. This is why those waiting to pounce and seize Rosenstein for signing off on what turned out to be a bogus FISA warrant renewal have been going down a dead end for 3 years now.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Libs are now planning to start selling MAGA and other conservative/pro-PDT march to raise money for the DNC.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2020 03:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Emmie at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Fen, remember that in many of the blue areas and in many of the woke companies, you don't have to reveal that these days.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Coach Buttermaker at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (786Ro)
"Mos-CONE! Bail BONDS!
- - Alonzo Moseley, FBI
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (s2VJv)
Everything is just a screaming vagina, amirite?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (XTyi0)
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"It's all breasts...."
- Rockhound
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (dfRN6)
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He initially applied at the FBI but they said they were full.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (QMjUf)
It looks like a 2-level reduction is the statutory requirement IF there is full cooperation and the defendant provides sufficiently important evidence, which is not a sure thing until the judge approves and signs off.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:22 PM (UNuaH)
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That's funny.
Posted by: Chin music at August 21, 2020 03:24 PM (1Xx0L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2020 03:22 PM (L2ZTs)
That has to be the Babylon Bee
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2020 03:24 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 21, 2020 03:24 PM (TiMI9)
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For a lot of security guard jobs, if you breathe, they'll hire you.
If you breathe *regularly*, they'll make you a supervisor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 21, 2020 03:24 PM (UAMe5)
Who sees more punishment, Marquise for assault or Clinesmith for treason?
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:24 PM (QMjUf)
Did someone put the World War II Italian high command in charge of the DNC?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:24 PM (XrCyE)
Really? I've always been asked as has my husband who (when school is on) a bus driver and is now trying to become a substitute teacher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 03:25 PM (WkPC9)
There you go. Stephen Somma, perhaps?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Yeah, he's Colin Kaepernick black, which means basically Arabic looking so he has to grow his hair in a way that makes him look more black. He's what they used to call "mixed race".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
What are the chances someone like Love spends much of his life outside state custody? The only way you're ever going to collect on a lawsuit like that is if he hits the lottery in the two weeks he spends on the outside between stints in the local supermax.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:25 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2020 03:25 PM (yQpMk)
Yeah but this was for Portland International Airport, now Joe's Widgets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 03:26 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2020 03:26 PM (MPnCf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 03:21 PM (WkPC9)
Compulsive masturbation FTW!
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2020 03:27 PM (y7DUB)
Can confirm. A kid from my high school, notoriously light-fingered, numerous shoplifting and petty theft raps (even after he became an adult)... no problem getting a job as uniformed mall "security".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 03:27 PM (unn44)
Who sees more punishment, Marquise for assault or Clinesmith for treason?
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:24 PM (QMjUf)
Clinesmith, because the process is part of the punishment in federal cases.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:27 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 21, 2020 03:27 PM (tSosf)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:27 PM (fsqLk)
Who sees more punishment, Marquise for assault or Clinesmith for treason?
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Clinesmith, because the process is part of the punishment in federal cases.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:27 PM (wGeit)
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So Trump, then.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (QMjUf)
Everything is just a screaming vagina, amirite?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2020 03:18 PM (XTyi0)
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"It's all breasts...."
- Rockhound
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 21, 2020 03:23 PM (dfRN6)
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I'm obsessed with sex?! You're the one with all the dirty pictures!!
--Just the punchline
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (CAJOC)
Yeah, he's Colin Kaepernick black, which means basically Arabic looking so he has to grow his hair in a way that makes him look more black. He's what they used to call "mixed race".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
If he were in South America there would probably be strict tracing of his lineage to determine what he gets classified as and thus how far up the social ladder he gets to be in those countries below the rio grande
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (UNuaH)
Tossup
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 03:26 PM (Zmnko)
So you're suggesting they be used for skeet shooting?
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (lgiXo)
The Canucks won't even let you in for a visit if you have a DUI these days (even before Chinese Lung Rot), much less let you immigrate.
They also insist that you have an employable skill.
Racists.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (unn44)
Who sees more punishment, Marquise for assault or Clinesmith for treason?
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:24 PM (QMjUf)
------------------------------------------------
Bannon
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (fsqLk)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 03:29 PM (OjZpE)
Unpossible, that would make them more racist than the USA and as we all know that is not possible!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
Picture it. Maybe a little ol' Che-beret?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 21, 2020 03:29 PM (M/9m0)
I think that is largely in Clinesmith's hands. We'll see how well he cooperates.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Yeah, he's Colin Kaepernick black, which means basically Arabic looking so he has to grow his hair in a way that makes him look more black. He's what they used to call "mixed race".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
Remember that chick on MSNBC always screaming racism, Melissa Perry? She was for all practical purposes white, so she always had her hair done up in corn rows just in case you wondered.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2020 03:29 PM (7ixfo)
Man, I'm telling you...Pixy can't rig this place carry either number or size of flaming skull that we would need.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:29 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:29 PM (UNuaH)
So you're suggesting they be used for skeet shooting?
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:28 PM (lgiXo)
SKEET SURFIN!!!!
https://youtu.be/af9N7UhTMA8
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Possibly. But everyone who approved the package (all three times) were making an affirmation that they had reviewed the information it contained and that it was accurate. Truth is, no one but the case agent, squad SSA, HQ PM SSA, and the OI attorney ever actually read the Woods file. In this case...?!?
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 21, 2020 03:30 PM (TiMI9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 03:30 PM (oVJmc)
Marquise, if Steve Bannon changes his name to Marquise Bannon.
Clinesmith, if Steve Bannon changes his name to Steve Clinesmith.
Because rules.
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2020 03:31 PM (786Ro)
Same guy used to bust kids smoking weed in the dumpster/loading areas, then be a "nice guy" and "let them off this time, but don't tell anybody". Then he'd pocket the weed for personal consumption.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 03:31 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2020 03:30 PM (oVJmc)
I'm sure there's a much bigger criminal out there that Valerie Jarrett has in mind for AG.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:31 PM (UNuaH)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2020 03:31 PM (UOOR2)
Klinesmith for taking the fall for the coup conspiracy
Shortest Love, maybe 6 mo for taking the fight to the Nazis
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 03:32 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 03:33 PM (O+I8R)
Susan Rice for SecState.
And let's say...John Podesta for Defense.
Warren, of course, gets Treasury.
Yes, I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:33 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 03:33 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (XrCyE)
Yea but that's kind of the point of having subordinates. Anyone who has ever managed a group of people particularly at multiple levels knows you can't reinvestigate every piece of information they provide. You rely on professionals, particularly those who have sworn under oath that the information they are giving you is true, to not lie.
One part of one sentence in one email was altered. That's all we know of and that's all it took. Pretty small needle in one big ass haystack.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Because the uneducated masses would pronounce it Kwis.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (TiMI9)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:35 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 03:35 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Legend of Zelda fan.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:35 PM (UNuaH)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, the coup must be exposed at August 21, 2020 03:36 PM (BRkq2)
I posted this earlier.
Another Portland Rioter Who Assaulted Transgender Person Before Attack on Adam Haner Identified By 4Chan
some 22 yr old chick
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:36 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: General Augusto Pinochet at August 21, 2020 03:36 PM (unn44)
I'm just curious. Does anyone if he came from a single family with no dad in the home?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 03:33 PM (WkPC9)
Yes. He was just turning his life around, and now this happened to him. His leg kicked another man, and all that struggle was for nothing.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: joe joe at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (EqtM7)
I'm just curious. Does anyone if he came from a single family with no dad in the home?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 03:33 PM (WkPC9)
====
My family doesn't have a father in the home, until I recently went into or baseroom to thunk out my stratatics for winning the democrat candidate namenation.
No I shouldn't have sad that. Let me finish over. I uh... ROOSEVELT!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Because the uneducated masses would pronounce it Kwis.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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Or they'd end up calling him Quisp (he could hang out with CornPop!)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (CAJOC)
I think that is largely in Clinesmith's hands. We'll see how well he cooperates.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
-
If I'm honest, I think in the back of my mind I had always sort of believed that if someone in power participated in a conspiracy at the federal level in order to manipulate an election, they'd try their hardest to plea bargain down in an attempt to hopefully reach the point where they were 8equal* to attempted murder since the other charges are so dangerous to the republic.
Hopefully something will come of all this.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (QMjUf)
*mic drop*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Oh, it's on. You've forced me to go ThermoNukular!!!
"What's Going On" by 4 Non-Blondes*
*The Worst Song in Recording History
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 03:33 PM (WkPC9)
I'd bet my every dollar.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:38 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Ez6QX)
Just jumping into the fray.
I posted this earlier.
Another Portland Rioter Who Assaulted Transgender Person Before Attack on Adam Haner Identified By 4Chan
some 22 yr old chick
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:36 PM (rjE57)
==Did you mean 22 stone chick?
Also... RING MY BELLLLLL, RING MY BELL.
Bell drop.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 21, 2020 03:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 03:38 PM (O+I8R)
*The Worst Song in Recording History
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
I hate you.......
And agree with the *
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 21, 2020 03:38 PM (OV6yc)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (CAJOC)
I prefer he be called Kaboom!
Rather, that he *be* Kaboomed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (UOOR2)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (QMjUf)
Muskrat Love
*mic drop*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Oh, it's on. You've forced me to go ThermoNukular!!!
"What's Going On" by 4 Non-Blondes*
*The Worst Song in Recording History
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
pfft. "Mandy"by Barry Manilow
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (cZjDV)
Not Helga?
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (lgiXo)
She'll serve more time than Hillary, Barry, Biden, Brennan et al.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Legend of Zelda fan.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:35 PM (UNuaH)
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Stay away from the Keese wing stew!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Marqueef Love at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (CPk0
awww, I like Manilow
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (XrCyE)
--
I picture him in the corner of the boxing ring, the bell just rang and he scurries to the corner to catch his breath as he's revived by his team tossing water over his head.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (fsqLk)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (QMjUf)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (vkVq9)
==========
"This is proof of how great a candidate Biden is and the upcoming landslide election that will sweep Trump out of office."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (CPk0
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, The Original FANilow at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (SRRAx)
I posted this earlier.
Another Portland Rioter Who Assaulted Transgender Person Before Attack on Adam Haner Identified By 4Chan
some 22 yr old chick
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:36 PM (rjE57)
Yay!
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (lgiXo)
She'll serve more time than Hillary, Barry, Biden, Brennan et al.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
And less than her husband, who got five months. That seems totally fair.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:42 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (rjE57)
OK, but Mandy?....Here: I'll compromise:
Having My Baby by Paul Anka
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:42 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2020 03:39 PM (UOOR2)
How in the everloving f*ck can any of these people vote for someone who won't even come out of his basement? Who do they expect will be doing the presidenting? Never mind, don't answer that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:42 PM (Ez6QX)
https://bit.ly/327kZXC
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2020 03:42 PM (yQpMk)
She'll serve more time than Hillary, Barry, Biden, Brennan et al.
--
That's a painful, yet true, zing from Jane D'oh...
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 03:42 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2020 03:42 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (vkVq9)
This is what I was just trying to explain to my mom. She's so depressed and is crying on and off about the state of the country. So is my sil. I find this moving. I haven't shed a tear, I'm more furious than anything.
But I told my mother, don't worry, there are thousands just like us, they just aren't talking. Then she brings up how the news just aren't covering it, and I told her, no one is watching those other channels.
Man, I cannot help but think this will be a crushing blow to the left come November.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (rjE57)
some 22 yr old chick
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:36 PM (rjE57)
.......
I'll bet Marqueef is cuter.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (QMjUf)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Marqueef Love at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
Heh. I wouldn't be surprised if he juiced his oppression points for the gofundme.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (wGeit)
Because..............Trump, Russia, headwinds, Florida's COVID response, racists, white supremacy, literally anything.
Already spinning on this topic means things must look really, really bad.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (XrCyE)
"What's Going On" by 4 Non-Blondes*
*The Worst Song in Recording History
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
The Hills Are Alive . . .
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (NYS7S)
She'll serve more time than Hillary, Barry, Biden, Brennan et al.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
That's what happens when you do anything to get your child enrolled into a good school.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (fsqLk)
https://twitter.com/RobertShermanTV/ status/1296810023088271363
(remove space)
Yeah, Joe, no one has ever picked up a bunch of hot chicks in a golf cart. Just so you know.
Next: Segways and mobility scooters.
Posted by: General Augusto Pinochet at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (XrCyE)
Well now I hate you too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Speculating: Most of the rioters came from broken or failed homes. But an analysis of whether or not would be interesting.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:41 PM (fsqLk)
And probably many of the antifa asshoes are from affluent white families who have not instilled very many Judeo-Christian values or principles.
Which is really the root of a large amount of our problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (ufFY8)
*The Worst Song in Recording History
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
I hate you.......
And agree with the *
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
---------------------------------
Have you ever seen the He-Man version of this song? Hi-larious!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (CAJOC)
Having My Baby by Paul Anka
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:42 PM (CPk0
c'mon, man
Babies are perfect. That is a beautiful song.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (rjE57)
From your lips
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:45 PM (fsqLk)
Posted by: Case at August 21, 2020 03:45 PM (w+1zw)
*The Worst Song in Recording History
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
I hate you.......
And agree with the *
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
---------------------------------
Have you ever seen the He-Man version of this song? Hi-larious!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (CAJOC)
Baby Shark.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 21, 2020 03:45 PM (NYS7S)
https://twitter.com/RobertShermanTV/ status/1296810023088271363
(remove space)
Yeah, Joe, no one has ever picked up a bunch of hot chicks in a golf cart. Just so you know.
Next: Segways and mobility scooters.
Posted by: General Augusto Pinochet at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (unn44)
---------------------------------
Apparently, you've never visited a retirement community in Florida (well, OK, you did specify "hot chicks")
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (XrCyE)
Well now I hate you too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Barbie Girl.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (cZjDV)
Because..............Trump, Russia, headwinds, Florida's COVID response, racists, white supremacy, literally anything.
Already spinning on this topic means things must look really, really bad.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (XrCyE)
Normally you get a convention bounce that lasts a couple weeks and then peters out. It doesn't look like Biden is getting anything, which is really bad news for the Democrats unless the same happens to Trump.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (wGeit)
Babies are perfect. That is a beautiful song.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (rjE57)
I love babies. They are just about the only things on G-d's green earth that warm my wizened and black heart.
But I hate that song.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Legend of Zelda fan.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:35 PM (UNuaH)
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Stay away from the Keese wing stew!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (CAJOC)
It's a monster part! You can't make food out of it!
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (UNuaH)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Xz7Fn)
It won't.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (XrCyE)
She'll serve more time than Hillary, Barry, Biden, Brennan et al.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
That's what happens when you do anything to get your child enrolled into a good school.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:43 PM (fsqLk)
Remember they threatened to charge her with money laundering too just like Bannon.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/y57vbfxb
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y57vbfxb
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (fsqLk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (A5zUN)
I literally looked at the sidebar about 2 minutes ago and thought the same thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (XrCyE)
Well now I hate you too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Barbie Girl.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM
Achy Breaky Heart.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (ejd/p)
https://bit.ly/327kZXC
Posted by: Grump928(C)
The victim, Adam Haner, is a volunteer firefighter.
FIRST RESPONDER!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (BM2fS)
*mic drop*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Oh, it's on. You've forced me to go ThermoNukular!!!
"What's Going On" by 4 Non-Blondes*
*The Worst Song in Recording History
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
I've Never Been To Me. by Charlene.
Boom.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (BLOTa)
I've Never Been To Me. by Charlene.
Boom.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
Ooooooohhhhh good one.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (CPk08)
"What's Going On" by 4 Non-Blondes*
*The Worst Song in Recording History
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
The Hills Are Alive . . .
Posted by: m
***
Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Tiny Tim version.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Legend of Zelda fan.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:35 PM (UNuaH)
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Stay away from the Keese wing stew!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:40 PM (CAJOC)
It's a monster part! You can't make food out of it!
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (UNuaH)
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Well, I think it makes *something*, but I don't recommend eating it. Better to sell the wings and get a spiffy new Lynel mask
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (786Ro)
Her hubby got 5 months. White woman privilege.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (ejd/p)
That was offered first to the Oak Ridge Boys. They passed.
I don't know how to feel about this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (XrCyE)
It won't.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (XrCyE)
==========
Conventions are when people tend to start paying attention to the election. Not July, not June, not May. It's about August.
And, suddenly Biden's numbers start getting worse without a major change in methodology?
I wonder if America likes the whole rioting and lockdown policy of the new Democratic Party?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (BLOTa)
Remember they threatened to charge her with money laundering too just like Bannon.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (2DOZq)
So that's going to be the new catch crime for white folk who have an extra dollar and a say the wrong thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (fsqLk)
*mic drop*
Posted by: Jane D'o
Has been released three times by three different artists. What were they thinking.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (2DOZq)
A point to consider:
Biden and Trump are now tied in PA, according to the "polls".
Here's what the Pennsylvania "polls" were saying in 2016:
https://tinyurl.com/penn2016
Of the most recent six polls, one had Trump winning, and one was a tie.
Then scroll down for the full list.
Note that NBC and CBS had Clinton up by 12 as late as October.
But this year the best spin they can put on it is that Biden and Trump are "tied"?
Posted by: General Augusto Pinochet at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (unn44)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (1ISKN)
I think I'll go listen to some of my favorite cheese to wash my brain of the songs just listed (including by me).
Beach Baby - The First Class
Ballroom Blitz - Sweet
This Beat Goes On/Switchin' To Glide - The Kings
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (BM2fS)
anything Nickelback
they have to use T and A for their videos to get attention.
Nickelback - Rockstar [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
https://tinyurl.com/c9gyd9y
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: BEN at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (MVR7y)
Boom.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
Ooooooohhhhh good one.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (CPk0
That one was 100% the fault of Scott Shannon when he was at Q105 in Tampa. Look it up.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Chuck C at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (d/5jB)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 21, 2020 03:47 PM (2DOZq)
Money laundering is one of those charges, like conspiracy, they like to throw in to force a plea bargain.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 21, 2020 03:48 PM (BLOTa)
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Ah, the Costanza defense. "If someone had told me this sort of thing was frowned upon..."
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (786Ro)
I hate Pearl Jam.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)
"Democrats think Black people are stupid. That they can control us forever, that we won't demand better and that we'll keep voting for them forever... I'm running for congress because it's time the Democrat control over Black America ends NOW. Join me today"
Holy crap. There might be a decent number of people opening their eyes to the truth.
Way to burn their cities down, Democrats.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (QMjUf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (1ISKN)
I'm going to have to disagree since that was the first CD I ever purchased.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (BM2fS)
This Beat Goes On/Switchin' To Glide - The Kings
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:50 PM (BM2fS)This is top notch cheese. Neil Diamond is my general go-to for cheese.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (CPk08)
It happened in July here in Wisconsin. Some Hispanic guy was angry about...something, and went searching for a white person to hurt. He saw a white guy on a motorcycle and ran him over, killing him.
I couldn't read the whole comment thread to see if this was mentioned, but I thought it was noteworthy, because it's literally the ONLY time I've heard of a hate crime charge being applied in a case with a white victim.
Posted by: JediArashi at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (iHy1k)
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (786Ro)
I hate Pearl Jam.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)
20-30 years later, I am still horrified by the faces Vedder made on the Jeremy video.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2020 03:52 PM (A5zUN)
Pearl Jam's cover of "Where Oh Where Can My Baby Be?"
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (786Ro)
Hard to argue that one.
Why did they feel the need to have Vedder sit on a paint shaker the whole time?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
"Democrats think Black people are stupid. That they can control us forever, that we won't demand better and that we'll keep voting for them forever... I'm running for congress because it's time the Democrat control over Black America ends NOW. Join me today"
Holy crap. There might be a decent number of people opening their eyes to the truth.
Way to burn their cities down, Democrats.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (QMjUf)
So impressed by her so far.
God protect her.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:52 PM (rjE57)
https://bit.ly/327kZXC
Posted by: Grump928(C)
.........
Model citizens, all.
Posted by: DNC at August 21, 2020 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (1ISKN)
I'm going to have to disagree since that was the first CD I ever purchased.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (2DOZq)
That was the weird thing about the Spin Doctors. People liked them at first. And then they were played on the radio a bazillion times.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 03:52 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 21, 2020 03:52 PM (vkVq9)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Xz7Fn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2020 03:46 PM (A5zUN)
Exactly!
I said the same thing to myself, but then thought: "Ace wouldn't lie to me, it must be funny"
I am disappoint...
Posted by: browndog at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (BgMrQ)
To be clear I don't care if you hate them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (lgiXo)
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I'm not sure if it's still the case, but around 2014 the FBI had no "hispanic" column in the perpetrator page. They were counted as white.
They somehow had a "hispanic" column in the victim page, though.
Funny, that.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (QMjUf)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (CPk0
awww, I like Neil Diamond too!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (rjE57)
Seems Title IX would have required cutting equal number of men's and women's sports.
Posted by: Chin music at August 21, 2020 03:11 PM (1Xx0L)
__________
Since all sports now are open to both sexes (all 57 genders), they can eliminate all women's sports and any women who want to participate can play on the men's teams.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (lAZxY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (rjE57)
"Democrats think Black people are stupid. That they can control us forever, that we won't demand better and that we'll keep voting for them forever... I'm running for congress because it's time the Democrat control over Black America ends NOW. Join me today"
Holy crap. There might be a decent number of people opening their eyes to the truth.
Way to burn their cities down, Democrats.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist
Dude, watch her recent ad:
https://tinyurl.com/Savage-Klacik-Ad
Your Schadenboner will achieve sentience.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (BM2fS)
That's probably one of those things that varies by state.
It doesn't seem to be the case in Oregon, since Squeez-Cheez was apparently able to work as a guard despite having a rap sheet that ran to multiple volumes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (unn44)
the worst part is where white people have to pretend they like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 03:52 PM (1ISKN)
Just like Hillary, the more you see of them, the less you like them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (A5zUN)
Now something completely different.
A giant rabbit, some metal, and a walk
through a Norwegian mall.
https://tinyurl.com/obdw39t
Feel Good.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (ufFY8)
I hate stevia.
A while back I was sent some sample packet of protein poweder with which one can make protein drinks. The sweetener in the powder is stevia -- something I didn't notice at first.
It's a hot day, so i just whipped up a protein mini-smoothie in the blender using this sample pack, and when i first tasted it, I was like, Whaaa--?? Something's wrong here." Tasted it again, wrinkled my nose, and looked at the ingredient list on the packet. Stevia. Boom. That was it.
To me, Stevia gives a taste of aluminum foil mixed with turmeric and artificially flavored pipe tobacco.. A truly heinous combination.
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (aR6C/)
"Democrats think Black people are stupid. That they can control us forever, that we won't demand better and that we'll keep voting for them forever... I'm running for congress because it's time the Democrat control over Black America ends NOW. Join me today"
Holy crap. There might be a decent number of people opening their eyes to the truth.
Way to burn their cities down, Democrats.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (QMjUf)
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Have you not seen her ad?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (E+OcO)
I'm gonna guess his defense is going to be "what a minute, you saying
beating white people in the streets is against the law? My bad bro'"
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
Nah, it'll be that a lifetime of overt racism drove him to insanity. Book it. There's nothing new under the sun.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees
Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
I'm no lawyer but it seems to me that if a city and state government tolerate such activity for multiple months, there could be a reasonable assumption that such activity is now acceptable?
I don't know...but hmmm???
Posted by: BEN at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (axyOa)
A smart party would pay to run her advertisement video on BET at least once a day in primetime.
Her message isn't just to Balmers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
To be clear I don't care if you hate them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (lgiXo)
I don't hate them. I just think they are overrated.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (rjE57)
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1296645272530034689
Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (an7Mv)
Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes
My Baby Loves Lovin'
Brandy, You're a Fine Girl (the perfect pop song)
Down By the Lazy River
Rhinestone Cowboy
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (XrCyE)
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: In the gadda vida at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (3FEhb)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, the coup must be exposed at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: BEN at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (axyOa)
To be clear I don't care if you hate them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (lgiXo)
1. They're Canadian
B. Their name is based on the change they get from ordering shitty coffee
III. They're Nickelback
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (UNuaH)
*mic drop*
Posted by: Jane D'o
Has been released three times by three different artists. What were they thinking.
Posted by: Weaning is hard
B-side filler released as singles because all their other stuff was WORSE.
Think about that...
Posted by: Black Screaming Twat at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (rjE57)
So do I! it's superb cheese!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:56 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (rjE57)
No dog in this fight, but how can they be overrated when hatred of them is some sort of cachet signifier?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2020 03:56 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 21, 2020 03:56 PM (cZjDV)
Pearl Jam's cover of "Where Oh Where Can My Baby Be?"
Posted by: Hands at August 21, 2020 03:49 PM (786Ro)
Wondering how bad that could be, I just looked at it on YouTube. The comments are all very sad.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 03:56 PM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2020 03:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 21, 2020 03:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2020 03:57 PM (A5zUN)
*walks away*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 21, 2020 03:56 PM (cZjDV)
Had crossed my mind too.
I not that cruel...
Posted by: browndog at August 21, 2020 03:57 PM (BgMrQ)
Seems Title IX would have required cutting equal number of men's and women's sports.
Posted by: Chin music at August 21, 2020 03:11 PM (1Xx0L)
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No one wants to talk about it, but the football programs pay for everything else.
I remember reading where schools that agree to play the National Championship level teams receive a paycheck for that one beatdown that pays for every expenditure for every sport in the college for that year.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:57 PM (QMjUf)
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1296645272530034689
Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (an7Mv)
I was thinking this might be Ace's next post. maybe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:57 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2020 03:57 PM (q177U)
I hate stevia.
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Ahem
- - - Lydia Rodarte-Quayle of Breaking Bad
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (QMjUf)
Holy crap. There might be a decent number of people opening their eyes to the truth.
Way to burn their cities down, Democrats.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:51 PM (QMjUf)
She needs house to house volunteers to get her message directly to the people.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (fsqLk)
Yeah, that figures. In this case, the guy was identified as "Mexican American", and the man he killed was a former cop, of all things. He claimed he had been harassed and even poisoned by white coworkers, so that of course justified the murder in his mind (he apparently said some things about Trump and "his" country, etc).
Posted by: JediArashi at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (iHy1k)
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1296645272530034689
Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (an7Mv)
I hope those 2 cuunts got the beat down they deserve.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (rjE57)
1. Alice in Chains
2. Red Hot Chili Peppers
3. Anyone that isn't Nickelback
4. Nickelback
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Case at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (w+1zw)
They somehow had a "hispanic" column in the victim page, though.
Funny, that.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (QMjUf)
Yeah, the FBI considers "Hispanics" to be white. When they want to break it out they label white people as "non Hispanic white".
Sailer used to contend the reason is they don't want people to realize just how little crime is committed by white people. Personally I figure that's the way the first one was done in 1930 or whatever and there's no stopping bureaucratic inertia.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 21, 2020 03:59 PM (AD3JT)
supremely awful - the soundtrack to Hamilton
the worst part is where white people have to pretend they like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (V2Yro)
I was dragged to that! It helped that I was half drunk.
I slept through great chunks. Apparently at one point my head was back and I was snoring really loudly.
I'm so proud of my autonomic system: doing the work that I'm too chicken to do deliberately.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2020 03:59 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2020 03:59 PM (k8x3i)
Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Y274z)
That's probably one of those things that varies by state.
It doesn't seem to be the case in Oregon, since Squeez-Cheez was apparently able to work as a guard despite having a rap sheet that ran to multiple volumes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 03:54 PM (unn44)
Security is pretty regulated in Oregon.
The company people are saying he works for is denying he works there. Though their denial is suspiciously bereft of any tense other than the present.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 04:00 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (wGeit)
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I suspect that's the case, too.
It would be very awkward for 70% of the population to commit 12% of all crime.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 04:01 PM (QMjUf)
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1296645272530034689
Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (an7Mv)
~~~~~
Eric Trump saw this. Kid is going to get a new hat (and probably a lot more.)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2020 04:01 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at August 21, 2020 03:53 PM (lgiXo)
1. They're Canadian
B. Their name is based on the change they get from ordering shitty coffee
III. They're Nickelback
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 03:55 PM (UNuaH)
.........
4. one guys head is shaped like a light bulb
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2020 04:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2020 04:02 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 04:02 PM (tsZQ+)
- and why it's telling that his superiors - who relied on his false witness - have curiously not expressed any anger with him.
Posted by: exdemocrat at August 21, 2020 04:03 PM (GmndG)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 04:03 PM (ORD9/)
1. Alice in Chains
2. Red Hot Chili Peppers
3. Anyone that isn't Nickelback
4. Nickelback
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2020 03:58 PM (1ISKN)
......
What about U2?
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2020 04:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Rbastid at August 21, 2020 04:04 PM (U7hCZ)
I remember reading where schools that agree to play the National Championship level teams receive a paycheck for that one beatdown that pays for every expenditure for every sport in the college for that year.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 21, 2020 03:57 PM (QMjUf)
The smaller universities that are not in the big guy's conferences do get large paydays to cover the cost of traveling to the big host's facility and playing.
For example, Bowling Green University was to receive $1M for playing Ohio State this fall. The Big Ten earlier in the summer declared they would not be allowing any out of conference scheduled games due to limiting travel because of coronavirus. When other MAC ( Mid American Conference )schools who were playing Big Ten and SEC schools looked at the revenue loss from these cancelled games, they were one of the very first conferences to declare no sports this fall because of "covid" concerns. Which were actually $$ concerns. Other small conferences followed suit, then the Big Ten and Pac 12 declared no sports either.(which is another story). So now you are seeing these large schools finding a way to eliminate sports within their athletic departments that cost a lot of money to continue , don't bring in revenue from sponsors, gate proceeds, etc. being eliminated under the guise of "covid" .
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Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2020 04:05 PM (+wSgn)
They should just bust them down to club status instead of varsity, assuming they want to have some vestige of the traditional meaning of student athlete.
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