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That Night On The Marge Of Lake Lebarge, I Posted An ONT
Look at this picture from an abandoned mine. A lifetime of video games tells me that there has to be loot down at the bottom there. Gold, maybe, or epic gear. What do y'all think?
Anniversary
This week is, more or less, my 4 year anniversary of doing ONTs on a weekly basis. How do I know? I came across this bit of drek earlier.One Of Those Days Has A Baby
I don't know how many of you read the webcomic One of Those Days, but you should. It's a completely wholesome look at marriage and now parenthood by a young pair of Israeli artists named Yehuda and Maya Devir who are busy turning their little side project into a worldwide media empire. Anyhow, they had a baby this year, and here are some of the best panels on pregnancy and new parenthood. The Big Apple Rots
NYC IS DEAD FOREVER. HERE'S WHY Thousands of NYC apartments empty due to exodus to suburbs
Not going to lie, I like New York. Or rather, I liked the New York that Rudy created. It was safe, vibrant and alive. I wouldn't have wanted to live there, God no, but it was a great weekend destination. Broadway shows, delicious restaurants on every block, museums, street performers, culture, history....all only a couple-three hour drive away. I'll miss it, and even though I will shortly be 2000 miles away, it just seems a shame that what I remembered so fondly isn't going to be there anymore. I would have gone back, occasionally, and counted it a treat. Now I guess I won't.
Panic Porn It isn't just an American thing
The Cremation Of Sam McGee On last Saturday's ONT Buck Throckmorton mentioned Robert W. Service's The Cremation of Sam McGee, which has long been one of my favorite poems. Here's a pretty good rendition of it:
*FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, DO NOT GOOGLE IT!
Livin' His Best Life
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 21, 2020
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 21, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Deranged DM at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (NMbg+)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, just clearing his throat at August 20, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 10:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2020 10:01 PM (sgZzZ)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2020 10:01 PM (jfu/Y)
Posted by: Darius Emmanuel Grouch III (The Rumble) at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (usCq7)
I'm going with "nothing there".
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (SRRAx)
Imagine what would happen if gold was found in one of 'em...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (lurxo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (2O5Io)
A fucking doggy, cone of shame!
By order of the governor!
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Gold, epic gear, an ancient and interdimensional evil just waiting to be carried to the surface and consume the Earth....probably one of those. I say go for it.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (V5Y5S)
Imagine what would happen if gold was found in one of 'em...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
shut your whore mouth, we may need those to hide from the Commies
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (oAY8z)
Imagine what would happen if gold was found in one of 'em...
A whole lot of unsolved disappearances would suddenly be solved.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (VrS9o)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: wing at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (JFzNN)
There's water at the bottom of that mine -- lots of it. Trust me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (pNxlR)
Wanna bet on there being all those ET Atari games at the bottom of that pit? Money plane!
Posted by: Darius Emmanuel Grouch III (The Rumble) at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (usCq7)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Are you going to be at the MoMe this year?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
Well, speaking personally, I would prefer my "tube" to be Red rather than Blue.
Posted by: Miklos, Identifying as a male gendered noun at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Agent Smith at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (hZXxF)
Look at this picture from an abandoned mine. A lifetime of video games tells me that there has to be loot down at the bottom there. Gold, maybe, or epic gear. What do y'all think?
__________
Send Geraldo Rivera there to investigate.
Cut off his air supply.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (axyOa)
fortunately, it was a dud:
Lemon Party refers to an early 2000s shock website featuring an image of three elderly men having sex.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (lurxo)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 10:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 10:06 PM (3vIkC)
There are supposedly a lot of abandoned borax mines in Death Valley.
That's what The Old Ranger said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 10:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2020 10:06 PM (bE2ic)
Posted by: Miklos, possessor of Inquiring Mind at August 20, 2020 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Can I get up now? Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (axyOa)
Yes.
I'm kidding.
No.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:06 PM (xK9An)
bottom there. Gold, maybe, or epic gear. What do y'all think?
There is a large brain-stem eating cephalopod that spits acid and has a 24" razor-sharp beak at the bottom of those stairs.
Duh....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 10:07 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (oAY8z)
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better we chase the surviving commies into them, then seal them shut with tons of overburden.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2020 10:07 PM (lurxo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:07 PM (tpIU4)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Girl at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (lonOK)
English.
"Not To Look At Monkey In Eyes! Build Back Better For Happy Economy Place."
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (xK9An)
Dad will be 90 next week.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos, with common canine communication protocol at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Are you going to be at the MoMe this year?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
You betcha! With hubby in tow - will you be there?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Cindy Munford at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (wugIS)
When I was stationed at Ft Huachuca AZ, part of the in processing was a warning to be careful hiking the area as there were a lot of old mine shafts that were deep And with rotting wood covers.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (axyOa)
tells me that there has to be loot down at the bottom there. Gold,
maybe, or epic gear. What do y'all think?
Deadly neurOToxin.
And Cake.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (WyVLE)
You and MisHum are fantastic and greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 10:06 PM (sy5kK)
The setup being "who makes my wife's former boss seem like a decent, stand-up guy?"
Full disclosure: wife's former boss lacked one crucial element: an influential US Senator. So. there it is.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (lonOK)
Resist We Mucher More
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (2O5Io)
But you may post doodles any time you like.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Miklos, Ni Hao! at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
From time to time in our Scout troop we read "The Cremation of Sam McGee" around the campfire during our cold weather camping trips in January or February. It is a fun tradition, especially if the weather is really cold.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (beXqm)
To answer your question from below the Chiefs supposedly met with native american leaders and have decided to ban any headdresses, any face paint they deem offensive to native americans and worst of all the tomahawk chop!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
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Hear, hear.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Cindy Munford at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (wugIS)
I took the one less traveled by,. And that has made all the difference.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Miklos, on his Italian Leather Sofa at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 10:07 PM (xT2tT)
*rolls for initiative*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (t+qrx)
This is not a photoshop.
https://tinyurl.com/y632fucc
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)
no u warnt
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
*cough*brownnoser*cough*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Biden
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Posted by: Miklos Yogiberra-Frost at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Imagine what would happen if gold was found in one of 'em...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
shut your whore mouth, we may need those to
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (oAY8z)
FIFY
I'd say "Buy Ammo!", but that's a wee bit of challenge now, ain't it?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cosda at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (sbkr1)
I admit I wouldn't mind knowing how much gold is actually there. Enough to back up the entire national debt? (If that could somehow be true, my hunch/fear is that gold would be shown to be so plentiful as to become worthless.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)
I didn't hear the joke, but the punchline is "Hunter Biden".
Someone could tell Hunter that hookers and blow are at the bottom of that mineshaft. Then after he descends, seal it off.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
biden is running on his dead kid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (G51Gf)
I believe this is a exile from HA that I remember
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (O+AcM)
The center cannot hold/Angel is the centerfold.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (G51Gf)
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Kind of maudlin. And a little much.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (WyVLE)
Plutonium cake? Stand back infidel!
Posted by: Mohamad Bin Iranian, Goat Humper At Large at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (G51Gf)
I love your commentary
dead kid
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (O+AcM)
65 I can't stand the motto Build Back Better. It sounds like a phrase written by a
Posted by: Chillin the most
Let's be real.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (pNxlR)
--Anyone else remember the classic '80s video game Lode Runner?
Hi, y'all!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (oZuI0)
Sleaze like that will just ooze out around the seal and go on his merry way. Nuke him from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (xK9An)
The story about the POW of the Japs is amazing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Cindy Munford at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (wugIS)
Way, WAY down there, very remotely located and especially well-hidden, is...
the DNC's actual smoke-filled room!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
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It's not here tonight, thank goodness. But it's been here at least a couple of times.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (/669Q)
Yoused to play in old coal mines as a kid in PA early sixties. There's lots of water in all of them.
Posted by: Cosda at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (sbkr1)
__________
You didn't live near Centralia, did you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cosda at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (sbkr1)
Little bit of fire, too.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)
bottom there. Gold, maybe, or epic gear. What do y'all think?
There is a large brain-stem eating cephalopod that spits acid and has a 24" razor-sharp beak at the bottom of those stairs.
Duh....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 10:07 PM (xT2tT)
Oh so a Dark Souls boss.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (vMCab)
#88 - which kid?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (0QYMt)
Beau, the decent one. Also deceased.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (pNxlR)
This is not a photoshop.
https://tinyurl.com/y632fucc
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (vMCab)
Trump water! I refuse to drink it!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Zombie Dwarve of Moria at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (G51Gf)
Beau had all the brains.
Posted by: Hunter at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Easily persuadable Low Information Miklos at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: fly gal at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (6CtMt)
*cough*brownnoser*cough*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
I've told you and told you I'm NOT a brown noser!
Just ask the fabulously talented and supremely intelligent WeirdDave and MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
That line has Al Sharpton written all over it.
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Biden speaking is like watching NewsRadio's Jimmy James read his book Super Karate Monkey Death Car.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: fly gal at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (6CtMt)
Now that is how the real medical professionals behave. Never mind your feelings; what have you done and treated? Yeah, thought so.
That was great. Fauci could learn a thing or two. Well, maybe he couldn't. But his soon-to-be successor might.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (DLzZd)
I'm wondering if there will be a AoSHQ Moron League this year. . . .
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Free fire pits!
Let's make s'mores!
Posted by: Quasi-Quaker Miklos, feeling his oats at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (2N7oZ)
Dumbass can't even speak Chinese.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (AOmVJ)
That line has Al Sharpton written all over it.
Posted by: dartist
__________
No, his is Build Bank Balance Back Better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Hiss!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (hulRB)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)
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Corey is leeching it from you, isn't he.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Well, that makes more sense than bringing up the live kid and the unacknowledged bastard by the Arkansas stripper.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
This is not a photoshop.
https://tinyurl.com/y632fucc
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (vMCab)
Please please let this be real.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
This is not a photoshop.
https://tinyurl.com/y632fucc
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (vMCab)
Trump water! I refuse to drink it!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
OMG!!!
Trump is stealing the water towers!!!
REEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (axyOa)
Yeah, he won the South Carolina primary
with that sob story. So he used it again
tonight, huh?
Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (Yl7xR)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (xK9An)
Did it feel good to be out of the rain?
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (AOmVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw
Phrasing?
Phrasing.
Posted by: Phrenologist and Phraser Dr. Miklos at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Hiss!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
***shudder***
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
internet lingo, a 'lemon party'. It means...ah, hell, I don't have time
to explain. Just Google it.*
Parti Citron was a local Quebecois political party that was advocating for increased global warming to encourage the citrus industry in and around Montreal.
probably shouldn't google it anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (zr5Kq)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (EGyGV)
Best. Fucking. TV Sitcom. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)
yeah, I was a bad kid too
but I didn't bang jizz bang skanks in the CR
that is Judge Smails stupid
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (O+AcM)
biden is running on his dead kid
__________
Mention his dead wife yet? The one killed by a drunk driver?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 10:21 PM (mht8P)
Can't be sure, might be Beto.
This feels like a sad teacher's conference.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at August 20, 2020 10:21 PM (YWBlw)
I feel testosterone draining from my body watching this.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (ZLI7S)
I nutted.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 20, 2020 10:21 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 10:21 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 20, 2020 10:21 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (DLzZd)
I saw 'ont' at 2158. It's like a sense of snow. Some have it, others radiate into the water tank.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2020 10:22 PM (VcFUs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxqaI_c9j_g
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Did the goat thread set you off on a Cake kick, or was it one of the comments upthread?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 10:22 PM (t+qrx)
Spanish MD was all over those two. Not sure why everyone in front of a camera must support doom and gloom and claim that hope is too dangerous.
bastards
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 10:22 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Count de Monet
You can trade Noods for Greenbax Stamps, you know.
Posted by: Discount Miklos with Free Loyal Toaster at August 20, 2020 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Biden's Arkansas grand-baby at August 20, 2020 10:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Mention his dead wife yet? The one killed by a drunk driver?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 10:21 PM
the dead wife was the drunk driver
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 10:22 PM (f8B+W)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 10:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 10:23 PM (nzKWW)
https://tinyurl.com/y544debt
https://tinyurl.com/y2wphz8a
https://tinyurl.com/yyovyxj4
https://tinyurl.com/y478hpg3
https://tinyurl.com/y4gtru6x
Posted by: kbdabear at August 20, 2020 10:23 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 10:21 PM (mht8P)
If he makes that claim again, I hope PDT fucking flays him.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 10:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Count de Monet
you are an example to all of us
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2020 10:24 PM (UvEyG)
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:24 PM (frcxc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:24 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miklos, who was ALMOST in Caddyshack at August 20, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: MW at August 20, 2020 10:25 PM (gWtVa)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (AOmVJ)
--The NFL is suckin' all right, but in the Moron League there's no kneeling and BLM means boobz, liquor, and meat.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:25 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: GWB at August 20, 2020 10:25 PM (WNcIG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxqaI_c9j_g
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'm a huge Cake fan - You Part the Waters - Live!
https://tinyurl.com/y5x9vvzz
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at August 20, 2020 10:25 PM (2N7oZ)
This is not a photoshop.
https://tinyurl.com/y632fucc
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (vMCab)
Please please let this be real.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Oh its real. I may go visit my parents this weekend and take a picture.
Privately owned water tower.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:25 PM (vMCab)
https://tinyurl.com/y32c9rj8
https://tinyurl.com/y6l562pf
https://tinyurl.com/y2t29m4c
https://tinyurl.com/yy9stjfb
https://tinyurl.com/y6mzr7ma
Posted by: kbdabear at August 20, 2020 10:26 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Eli Cash
"We are the World, we are the Children"
Posted by: Miklosian Predictions LLC at August 20, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
The best part was the fly that kept landing on his face.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
The look on the Doc's face.
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:24 PM (SchxB)
The Maryland DPS was ruling the incident as a suicide until Joey interceded
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Really? That's Obama-esque.
Beelzebub knows his minions.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)
My favorite weekend pastimes! Along with getting to hang with the 'rons and 'ettes in the MFL every year.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (AOmVJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (EZebt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxqaI_c9j_g
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Everywhere I'm not
https://tinyurl.com/yxzfd9yo
Posted by: Hillz2017! at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (kQFp+)
Privately owned water tower.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:25 PM (v
In Ohio?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Yup.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (O+AcM)
wuz too
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Listen, you two!
Knock that shit off right now, or I'm going to pull this car over and there will be hell to pay!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dad at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (sy5kK)
Money plane!
Posted by: Darius Emmanuel Grouch III (The Rumble) at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (usCq7)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_Boy
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (oVJmc)
Privately owned water tower.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:25 PM (v
In Ohio?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
They have water in Ohio.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miklos, who was ALMOST in Caddyshack at August 20, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
the greatest movie evah, next to Used Cars
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (O+AcM)
CDR M is busy saving the world lately and getting ready for retirement.
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:24 PM (frcxc)
--Yeah, I figured it was something like that.
If the Delaware Dipshit wins, his retirement will have been well timed.
Nice to see you again as well!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:30 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 10:30 PM (0QYMt)
He ought to have announced that he had purchased Jill Biden and was going to gift her to Bangkok Mike's Disco Funtime Party Milk Bar Boy Club.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:30 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 10:31 PM (Fc5rx)
51 million ballots, just sent out and not even requested!
The Democrats are trying to steal the election!
Posted by: Prez Trump, in between Hannity pauses, cutting him off on live TV at August 20, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
is a pile of bones
and a corpse in chains
coz a serial killer has been using it
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (J8nVw)
Your next President of the United States!
Joe Biden
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (puu6v)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_Boy
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (oVJmc)
I'm sorry your wife hates you so much.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (O+AcM)
wuz too
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Listen, you two!
Knock that shit off right now, or I'm going to pull this car over and there will be hell to pay!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dad at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (sy5kK)
Ah, very good. Making a threat that isn't empty on its face like "I swear to God I'll turn this car around!" The kids know damn well you're not turning the car around.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nuuz you cant use. Fake Nuuz even at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (uxUoN)
Been busy taking a break for a bit. Plus the heat has been brutal with my MS plus done other stuff. Always trying to lurk!
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (frcxc)
*HUGE GRIN*
Well you see, there's this guy wandering through the desert....
Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (vMCab)
He went down into the darkness, in an abandoned gold mine, and was eaten by a grue.
Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (SchxB)
Eminent Domain action figure.
Briefcase! Manicured nails! Smirk!
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 10:34 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dad
Ahhh. That moment when we first channel our parents.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:34 PM (axyOa)
I have clinched and closed with the naked North,
I have learned to defy and defend,
Shoulder to shoulder we have fought it out,
Yet the wild must win in the end.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at August 20, 2020 10:34 PM (scY40)
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:24 PM (frcxc)
Hi mpfs! I thought I saw a CDR_M post a few weeks ago.... Glad he's still working to save the world! Maybe WeirdDave would be willing to take up the management chores if CDR_M is too busy. I'd be happy to as well to keep the league going.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:34 PM (AOmVJ)
I kind of hope that our side will roll out some terrified Dem, like Joe Manchin.
Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)
probs nobody got the @BBB website secured
fucking dims
what they don't fuck up
they shit on
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:35 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:35 PM (frcxc)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:35 PM (AOmVJ)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2020 10:35 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:36 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 10:36 PM (0QYMt)
What's the current count of pretend Republicans who have appeared at this Democrat convention?
I kind of hope that our side will roll out some terrified Dem, like Joe Manchin.
Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)
------------------------------
That will be on the final night. They bring Manchin out, and then Trump goes all Temple of Doom and Kali-Ma's his beating heart right of his chest before casting him into the lava pit.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 10:36 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2020 10:35 PM (aO8Gd)
Damn right. Great games all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Markey had criticized the Kennedy family, which is Not Allowed in the Democratic Party.
Pelosi said that Markey's campaign had crossed a hallowed line by running a negative campaign against the Kennedy dynasty.
"I wasn't too happy with some of the assault that I saw made on the Kennedy family," she told The Post's opinion columnist Karen Tumulty, "and I thought, Joe didn't ask me to endorse him, but I felt an imperative to do so."
She also came out with this howler:
In an official statement, Pelosi, 80, signaled that it was time for a new crop of leaders who would represent "this party's future," a shot at Markey, 74, who has been in Congress for 44 years.
When Markey entered Congress, Joe Biden had already been a Senator for eight years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 10:36 PM (I2/tG)
If that's not on a Hallmark card it should be.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (ZLI7S)
"I am sorry your wife hates you so much, and your kids are ugly. Have a great day !"
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Well you see, there's this guy wandering through the desert....
Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM
that was epic, Weirddave
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 10:37 PM (f8B+W)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (CTvSA)
----------
Everybody get out now, while you still can!
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:37 PM (/669Q)
Money plane!
Posted by: Darius Emmanuel Grouch III (The Rumble) at August 20, 2020 10:37 PM (usCq7)
Been busy taking a break for a bit. Plus the heat has been brutal with my MS plus done other stuff. Always trying to lurk!
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (frcxc)
--Yeah, I am now lurking more, about a 3:1 lurking/commenting days ratio. I admit that it may be because I'm trying to lose weight by cutting down on the booze (ssshhhhhhh).
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:37 PM (oZuI0)
I read the article about the death of NYC. It's sad and scary to see a great American city die. The author says second- and third-tier cities will benefit from the NYC diaspora of talent and energy. Where will Broadway wind up? America's theater capital in . . . Atlanta? San Jose? Nashville? Phoenix? Crazy, man.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:37 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
swear to God I'll turn this car around!" The kids know damn well you're
not turning the car around.
Papa Basura would never threaten to turn the car around.
He would stop wherever we were, beat the offender(s) ass(es) right there on the side of the road, tell us to shut the hell up and stop crying, and continue on to the destination.
Not saying that's the way it should be done, just offering it for consideration.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (beXqm)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:12 PM (O+AcM)
wuz too
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 10:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Listen, you two!
Knock that shit off right now, or I'm going to pull this car over and there will be hell to pay!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dad at August 20, 2020 10:29 PM (sy5kK)
Ah, very good. Making a threat that isn't empty on its face like "I swear to God I'll turn this car around!" The kids know damn well you're not turning the car around.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)\
Your Dad didn't pull the car over? Ever?
I think I'm beginning to understand the root of your personal issues.
Me, the scars have healed. Mostly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dad at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Miklos, for that wonderful Klacik lady at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm actually starting to drink again! LoL
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (frcxc)
Happy Anniversary! and good job.
So, you got any bats?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 10:39 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (c6ma9)
Ad Dad who can take his belt off while still driving the car?
Certified Actual Dad.
Posted by: Miklos, who probably deserved it at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (ja/kn)
Coconut I've cream
Frozen pineapple pieces
Malibu Rim
Into the blender!
Fan-fucking-tastic!
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (frcxc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (csiRd)
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:41 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:41 PM (SchxB)
I got a feeling that Joe wandered off and they can't find him so they are trying to fill the time until they can find him or figure no one is watching any more
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:41 PM (mlDpI)
Posted by: Miklos, no honey, it did not look like you were napping at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:34 PM (AOmVJ)
--It would be interesting seeing what it looks like from a commissioner's POV.
We could just keep CDR M's team on robo-draft/manage, rather than replace him (although my team was robo most of last season, with results that sucked).
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (oZuI0)
If that's not on a Hallmark card it should be.
Posted by: JackStraw
"Thank you for fulfilling my wife's deepest intimate fantasies!"
From Hallmark's new "Cuck Cards" line.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (xK9An)
I think I'm beginning to understand the root of your personal issues.
Me, the scars have healed. Mostly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dad at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Hell, my MOM pulled the car over
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (oAY8z)
But of course. Such a whippersnapper, that one.
These people are absurd. And those who vote for them are even absurder.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (dOV9E)
Money plane!
Posted by: Darius Emmanuel Grouch III (The Rumble) at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (usCq7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (beXqm)
Bl#97;zer doesn't owe people t-shirts.
Posted by: Nuuz you cant use. Fake Nuuz even at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Miklos, likker stores all closed here at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
His pubic hair?
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (frcxc)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2020 10:06 PM (bE2ic)
Panda lady is kinda cute, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (FY9xN)
*HUGE GRIN*
Well you see, there's this guy wandering through the desert....
Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2020 10:33 PM (CTvSA)
Tell me! Tell me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (dOV9E)
It's not a negative complaint, it's just a goal that makes me look like a Progtard even though I'm not.
Posted by: Allie at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:41 PM (vMCab)
Pretty long, I'll be thinking about baseball.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (2O5Io)
Coconut I've cream
Frozen pineapple pieces
Malibu Rim
Into the blender!
Fan-fucking-tastic!
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (frcxc)
remember to High Five your girlfriends after each drink!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Miklos, likker stores all closed here at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (frcxc)
They're on Biden's stutter again. Did he ever run on this before? Did he ever mention it before?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:37 PM (G51Gf)
Those prancing faggots can stay in commie land. Maybe move to sanfran or LA. They ain't welcome in the South with their dem votes, and Karen attitudes.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (VcFUs)
Long enough to count the edits?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Time or word count?
Posted by: Miklos, whatevz at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (mlDpI)
So, "Build Back Better", " No Malarkey Tour", Biden needs to hire better "people". This shit makes McCain's campaign look competent by comparison.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Look, he comes from a state whose welcome signs used to read, "Delaware: Small Wonder"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nuuz you cant use. Fake Nuuz even at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (uxUoN)
The Shooting of Dan MacGrew and Big Wicked Bill were pretty dang good too. Wish I still had it.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (iiT9X)
My Spanish is rather rusty at this point, but if anything the subs seem kind to the media folks. When the male reporter jumps on, the first thing he says isn't "Doctor" as in the subs, but "Mira, Doctor" i.e., "Look, Doctor..." Yikes!
Posted by: Bitblt at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (RlmT3)
But his wife and his other handlers are fucking monsters.
I know what dementia looks like.
DOCTOR Jill Biden is a fucking ghoul. A good spouse would take him home and make him a bowl of soup and turn on Gunsmoke on MeTV.
I reiterate: DOCTOR Jill Biden is a fucking ghoul.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
remember to High Five your girlfriends after each drink!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (oAY8z
My and my BFF have been floating in the pool having a few of these. Have Vitamix will travel!
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (frcxc)
Posted by: DailyDish at August 20, 2020 10:46 PM (cRbt7)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
-----------
You've done it now. All I can say is, it would have been nice to see you at the MoMe, but you won't get through the story in time.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:46 PM (/669Q)
Let it rip!
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 10:46 PM (+ya+t)
Where will Broadway wind up? America's theater capital in . . . Atlanta? San Jose? Nashville? Phoenix? Crazy, man.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:37 PM (G51Gf)
Branson, MO
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nuuz you cant use. Fake Nuuz even at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (uxUoN)
LOL. Markey's criticism of the Kennedy family was apparently that the candidate's father, Joe Kennedy II, was financing an "independent" political action committee which was running ads attacking Markey.
"Is your father funding that super PAC that is attacking me right now?" Markey said.
"No clue. No idea," Kennedy said
The Kennedys are scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Is Biden going to break out into his rendition of BTO's "Ain't Seen Nothing Yet?"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
This, exactly.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (RuIsu)
Like ANOTHER Kennedy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
You've done it now. All I can say is, it would have been nice to see you at the MoMe, but you won't get through the story in time.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:46 PM (/669Q)
Nooooo!!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
robo-draft/manage, rather than replace him (although my team was robo
most of last season, with results that sucked).
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (oZuI0)
The autodraft for everyone might be an interesting twist. Once you get your team you have to cut all the BLM assholes and play with guys who stand for the anthem and don't bitch about making a million a year to play a game.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (AOmVJ)
Posted by: wing at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Does not surprise me. There are plenty still out there.
Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (Yl7xR)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
I want political power, and will stop at nothing to get it.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (I2/tG)
I think I'm beginning to understand the root of your personal issues.
Me, the scars have healed. Mostly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dad at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Yeah, I really don't think you do (yes I know you're being facetious). The ones on the inside never heal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
https://increasinglyuncommon commonsense.blogspot.com/2013/07/feghoot-of-day.html
ETA added a space before "common" to avoid blowing out the margins. Remove it for link.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (CTvSA)
Usually we were pretty good travellers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (0QYMt)
I must have missed that. I did buy a patch, and got it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (beXqm)
Posted by: Joe Mixed up a lot at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (aKsyK)
Coconut I've cream
Frozen pineapple pieces
Malibu Rim
Into the blender!
Fan-fucking-tastic!
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (frcxc)
remember to High Five your girlfriends after each drink!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (oAY8z)
Hey!
Your girlfriends are cute!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, with another bottle of rum at the door at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (mlDpI)
Tell us about it.
Democrats, what can't they wreck?
Posted by: Portland & Seattle at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (c6ma9)
They're running so hard on Beau that Don Jr. should remind everyone he was on Ashley Madison and then literally tried to blame it on "the Russians."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (G51Gf)
They're on Biden's stutter again. Did he ever run on this before? Did he ever mention it before?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:44 PM (G51Gf)
I, I, I want the knife.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (frcxc)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Voice of Vin Diesel at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (G51Gf)
It is, for sure.
BTW, for another good R.W. Service poem, that inexplicably gets little notice anymore, check out "The Ballad of Lenin's Tomb". That got him blacklisted by the Soviets, when he had formerly been well-regarded by them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (FY9xN)
when i was young, on a weekend visit, my Dad let me take his 68' Buick Wildcat out on a DD
after I dropped everyone off I fell asleep, driving thru a couple of front lawns
I suffered from narcolepsy when I was young
the next morning, I was drug out of bed to the grill of the Wildcat by my Dad
The front of the car was a mishmash of plants from the lawns
the Marine LTC was not pleased
beat the shit out of my lame ass
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (mlDpI)
We're all in this together.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (xK9An)
Sound about right?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Marybeth at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (4pK1/)
I'm wondering if there will be a AoSHQ Moron League this year. . . .
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:18 PM (oZuI0)
He activated the league a few days? ago. If you go over to the site you can activate your team.
Sup.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (oVJmc)
Joe Biden.
Who was one of the oldest men to run as a presidential candidate for a major party?
Joe Biden.
[insert punchline here]
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (+ya+t)
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I don't feel one way or the other about these cities.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Darius Emmanuel Grouch III (The Rumble) at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (usCq7)
Go right ahead. Posting it will make it seem real. I know you're aware there may be some smartasses who will weigh in, but do it anyway!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (beXqm)
Why win votes when you can steal them?
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (dOV9E)
I might need prayer.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
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You've got it. Driving here from Ohio really isn't bad. Make sure you go 70 to 15 coming in - don't let them take you to 270 and the beltway (495).
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Splunge at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (dOV9E)
This (and the candidacies of Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton) is why Zod's yard sign reads
"Human/Human 2020"
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (xK9An)
I was watching a movie, missed Biden's "speech." I gather that he did not withdraw tonite, as I was expecting?
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (ja/kn)
Cool new gunz stuff this month -
* an F Class guy (long range competition shooting discipline) had a wireless "sonic" target @ 300 yds - it detects location of hits by microphones mounted to it, radios it back to a base station, which bluetooths it to the guy's tablet computer. So he can lie there (prone position shooting), and after a shot, sit back a bit, tap his tablet, and see exactly where he hit.
America, f**k yeah. And of course his rifle was beautiful, custom-built in its entirety, in a caliber I can't even write here because I don't how to spell it (actually, a "wildcat" variation on THAT obscure caliber).
Weasel would know.
And first set of gang-bangers (Mexican or Mexican-American) I've had on my duty day. I sensed something a bit off, but a colleague who's done lots of police volunteer work and gang-related stuff knew the details. Two of them were friendly enough. But the hootin' and hollerin' after rapid-fire emptying pistol mags into a target, or shooting the shotgun from waist-level - yeah, "non-standard behavior".
Hilariously, when their paper target was retrieved (the further one, for the shotgun - which of course they didn't retrieve when they left) ..... was barely marked.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2020 10:53 PM (OTzUX)
I'm actually starting to drink again! LoL
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:38 PM (frcxc)
--Well no wonder you're posting tonight!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:53 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2020 10:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Kitty Cakes at August 20, 2020 10:54 PM (WryvP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (oVJmc)
There's no problem with posting Blazer.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 10:54 PM (c6ma9)
Thank you for your years of ONTs. I'm also wishing you and your Calgary Flames "good luck" this evening, even if I'm not watching the NHL or other sports at the moment, due to all the "lecturing" that I and others are unhappy with, and the lack of live game attendees. I was just becoming a hockey fan, but damn, this whole thing is difficult.
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 20, 2020 10:54 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (O+AcM)
Keep showing the dead kid.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 10:54 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2020 10:50 PM (9Om/r)
You forgot about paying the pennywhistle in front of the produce seller and making him cry, so he leaves down the alley in embarassment and you can steal an apple to give to the kid you lets you into his parents house to get the letter with the secret to getting to the island which involves a piece of string, an odd piece of shiny metal you find in a birds nest after climbing to the top of a cliff, and an old boot you fish out of the ocean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 10:55 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 10:55 PM (AOmVJ)
Posted by: DailyDish at August 20, 2020 10:55 PM (cRbt7)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
And they all have younger sisters.
Who like tequila.
Posted by: Miklos, donlt ask how I know These Things at August 20, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)
The icing on the cake was Dad hissing - "Happy now?"
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 10:55 PM (Rvt88)
Both are MDs
the one whom I close to, is a charmer. She is 3 years older
the other one is 6.5 years older
we were raised apart
she insists that I call her Dr. Judith.
I call her Mrs cuntface
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:56 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 10:56 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (csiRd)
You mean like peace agreements in the middle east?
Dead terrorists?
Chinese expansionism confronted?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Auspex at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (uvUaL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (oVJmc)
Its a banned word because of a commenter. It can depend on your browser and setting on whether your posting it gets through the spam filter.
For instance I needed to edit it to post the comment.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (8hHfe)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (G51Gf)
the produce seller and making him cry, so he leaves down the alley in
embarassment and you can steal an apple to give to the kid you lets you
into his parents house to get the letter with the secret to getting to
the island which involves a piece of string, an odd piece of shiny metal
you find in a birds nest after climbing to the top of a cliff, and an
old boot you fish out of the ocean.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
Right, and by the time you do all that and get back to the seahag with the golden aqualung some asshole warlock called dick dickerson will have leveled the place and took the frigging thing with him.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: President Richard Punch at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (csiRd)
Being real life and all, nothing down there but a high probability you're going to make the Search and Rescue folks' lives busier than they already are...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (ZSK0i)
Eh, fuck it, I still can't.
Curse you heathens, with your ampersands and bl*zers!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (beXqm)
Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Auspex at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (uvUaL)
"I get a little blue!" - Joe
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Speech is just awful. Totally Trump-centered. What's the matter with that campaign?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (G51Gf)
If that's not on a Hallmark card it should be.
Posted by: JackStraw
"Thank you for fulfilling my wife's deepest intimate fantasies!"
From Hallmark's new "Cuck Cards" line.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
It the Paolo Collection. You like, no?
Posted by: Paolo at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 10:57 PM (I2/tG)
Trump should be on Rushmore for that reason alone.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (puu6v)
It probably took days to film Joe's speech. Take after take to piece it all together to show this video
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (mlDpI)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (O+AcM)
Fortunately, I don't have many good choices. . . .
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (qyH+l)
what's your honest assessment?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 10:59 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Joe Biden
K-A-R-S Kars for Joe, Kars for Joe
Posted by: Miklos, now about that hatred with the strength of a thousand Suns thing at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Who is Biden talking to? He sounds pissed and he's staring slightly off to his left.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (csiRd)
Halfway measure.
Surgically-installed breathing filters.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
Fuck pandas.
So, thanks to the previous thread, I now know more about Billie Eilish. Despite the fact that she's got butter face, her appeal seems to lie in the fact that she's got...vast tracts of land.
I mean...*Holds hands outward*...VAAAAST!
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (A9B+R)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (G51Gf)
Hid rabbit, Harvey.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (xPl2J)
did anyone watch Biden's speech?
what's your honest assessment?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist
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watching it now and it's honestly awful. I've made a few posts on it. If it was good I'd say so, but I can't believe this is an acceptance speech for a presidential nomination.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (G51Gf)
I reiterate: DOCTOR Jill Biden is a fucking ghoul.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic
I agree. My late father and mother both had dementia. Anyone who has watched it develop in a loved one, can see the signs in Biden. I can't help but think that his son wanted him to run, so that he can do more grifting.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
He looked at the cctv monitor and saw kids on his lawn.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: mpfs at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (frcxc)
--That Quarantini sounds smmoth, but I think I gained weight just reading it!
Please do let us know when y'all get topless.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (xK9An)
Bernie Sanders is like that butcher running the little shop that shows you a nice cut of sirloin, you ask him to grind it, so he goes in the back room and switches it out with an inferior cut of meat with lots of fat and grissle.
And smiles when he sells it to you.
hat tip: Michael Savage
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (sy5kK)
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I don't feel one way or the other about these cities.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (RU4sa)
Yeah, until they go predator and start wandering the country devouring smaller cities.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
I suspect that the timing may be a bit off.
Posted by: Miklos, NOW UNMASKED!! at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (G51Gf
What's the gist? Angry? Divisive?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (csiRd)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
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Sigh. I tried to warn you.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (/669Q)
DOCTOR Jill Biden has a Ph.D. in Education, i.e. not a medical doctor, and not a real Ph.D.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (t5m5e)
Wow. Time flies.
Maetenloch ever getting back from his vacation?
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (A9B+R)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (beXqm)
Relax. You don't have to wear a 3 piece suit to be well dressed ...
Posted by: Adriane the Awwww Baby Animals Critic ... at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:03 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Miklos, webcam mercifully taped over at August 20, 2020 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2020 11:03 PM (WryvP)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:58 PM (csiRd)
Well boulder toilet hobo just came in knickers.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (csiRd)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM
Wow. Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (d/5jB)
Both are MDs
the one whom I close to, is a charmer. She is 3 years older
the other one is 6.5 years older
we were raised apart
she insists that I call her Dr. Judith.
I call her Mrs cuntface
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:56 PM (O+AcM)
what are you drinkin'?
On the house.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (A9B+R)
I thought he went to the corner store for smokes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
DOCTOR Jill Biden has a Ph.D. in Education, i.e. not a medical doctor, and not a real Ph.D.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (t5m5e)
Is she a Ph.D., or an Ed.D.?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (qyH+l)
I expect multiple poisonings as part of the infighting.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (I2/tG)
I have never heard such an insanely bad speech at such an important moment. It's like they want to lose.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:03 PM (ZLI7S)
he's hearing voices
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (CqHIp)
--Cool.
I figured it was ready to go when I saw your team's name change!
I hope he can set up the draft and round up our keepers.
IIRC, keepers take up the slot two rounds ahead where they were taken last season (whether by draft or keeper), and must have been originally drafted by your team, not a FA or trade.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (beXqm)
You've got it. Driving here from Ohio really isn't bad. Make sure you go 70 to 15 coming in - don't let them take you to 270 and the beltway (495).
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (/669Q)
Oh no! That is the way I'm driving.
Where do you get 15?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Who is Biden talking to? He sounds pissed and he's staring slightly off to his left.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:00 PM (G51Gf)
someone told Joey, when he was young, that anger was a good selling style
From someone who has been selling stuff since he was 10
it is not
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (O+AcM)
Holy shit. Biden's economic plan is to create jobs to "build pipes that carry clean water." We're "finally" going to pay our "essential workers." Where do we get the money? We end loopholes. And we end Trump's tax giveaway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Ten Bears at August 20, 2020 11:05 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:05 PM (ja/kn)
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Every network broadcasting this has got 'LIVE' in the video.
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 11:05 PM (kQFp+)
Posted by: Adriane the Awwww Baby Animals Critic ... at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (LPnfS)
Moron fashion rules dictate that a two piece suit is perfectly acceptable. My Dad hung out with the LA ANG and their name for that kind of outfit was Coonass semi-formal. I guess that's probably racist now.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (AOmVJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Well, you can multiply 3 by 5, add 8 and 7, subtract 20 from 35...all kinds of ways
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Miklos, modest actual Ph.D. at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (t5m5e)
Is she a Ph.D., or an Ed.D.?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (qyH+l)
Honorary PhD.
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 11:05 PM (kQFp+)
And they wouldn't lie to us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (mlDpI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (csiRd)
I have never heard such an insanely bad speech at such an important moment. It's like they want to lose.
Posted by: JackStraw
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It is epically bad. I'm honestly stunned. I would have praised it if it had been good. The writing is bad, the delivery is bad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (G51Gf)
I have never heard such an insanely bad speech at such an important moment. It's like they want to lose.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:03 PM (ZLI7S)
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More like they don't care what people think, because the "votes" don't matter anyway. They have other plans, and shit like this makes it obvious.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Robert
Looked her up. Her full name is:
Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell
Therefore, based on her pretentiousness only, not a serious person. A poser.
Perfect for a performance at the DNC.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
Prostate Issues.
Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:03 PM (ZLI7S)
It's rote, but that was probably by design. Can you imagine this geezer doing something inspiring? He is doing a fair job of delivering the boilerplate, but there is nothing in it that will be memorable beyond Biden hasn't pissed himself yet, I think.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (CqHIp)
Well, you can multiply 3 by 5, add 8 and 7, subtract 20 from 35...all kinds of ways
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
Behave yourself!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
The Shooting of Dan MacGrew and Big Wicked Bill were pretty dang good too. Wish I still had it.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 20, 2020 10:45 PM (iiT9X)
A CD is available on Amazon, as well as a streaming version!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
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I'll email you tomorrow. If I forget, ping me!
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (A9B+R)
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (FY9xN)
"all my grandchildren" avoids having to name them.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (dPbbE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
No, but his niece got off of major fraud.
Somehow.
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (ftFVW)
He smiles in relief as he comes to Kamala, as if she's here to give him his first and last shot of morphine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (G51Gf)
Collin County, Texas, called BS on the Covid numbers. It officially states they have no confidence in the health department numbers being enumerated but will list them just because people have been following them. But they post a disclaimer over the data.
So, yeah, those who want to believe are going to believe. No one else believes the numbers, the data, or the stories. Shelf-life of the pandemic is expiring rapidly.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (gbrfC)
Wake me up when he's done. I think I only caught 2 minor flubs so far, pretty good for a dementia patient.
Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (KWbVO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (csiRd)
If they put a fresh "Depends" on him right before he went on camera it can look like he didn't piss himself.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
I thought he was a Pharmacist
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (O+AcM)
I'll email you tomorrow. If I forget, ping me!
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (/669Q)
Bluebell--dahlin you've already go enough to do!
I'll haul out the paper map and take a look. I'm sure GPS will to me via 270.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
He's angry about nothing. "And I'll [angrily] ALWAYS stand for something-something."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Miklos, reputedly from alien stock at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
No, but his niece got off of major fraud.
Somehow.
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)
his son slept with his brother's wife and knocked up a stripper
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (csiRd)
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (A9B+R)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
$20. In town.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (qyH+l)
I figured it was ready to go when I saw your team's name change!
I hope he can set up the draft and round up our keepers.
IIRC, keepers take up the slot two rounds ahead where they were taken last season (whether by draft or keeper), and must have been originally drafted by your team, not a FA or trade.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (oZuI0)
Yeah, I was trying to keep my saver last year and never got how to do it. Lucky for me that it was going to be Andrew Luck who decided to retire around the draft.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (I8FKK)
So Joey Bidet is Prof. John Gill.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (gbrfC)
-------------------------
Biden/Kamelakon 2020
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 11:10 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:11 PM (c6ma9)
omg. He's comparing Trump to Hitler. He's repeating the "fine people" hoax of Charlotte.
Trump has got to end this. He's got to dump a truckload of shame and truth on that hoax.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:11 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:11 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 11:02 PM (t5m5e)
Is she a Ph.D., or an Ed.D.?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (qyH+l)
Honorary PhD.
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Actually, Ef'D.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, reputedly from alien stock at August 20, 2020 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Glen, or Glenda?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:11 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 11:11 PM (mlDpI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 11:11 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:12 PM (8d6YF)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 20, 2020 11:12 PM (EVJ0V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 11:12 PM (gbrfC)
After we ERASE THE STAIN OF RACISM FOREVER
These people are sick
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:12 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 11:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (ZLI7S)
The University of Miklos is pleasuring to awarding Ph.D. to all and such Appropriate Sundries.
Please to contact regarding Life Experience Credit and certain Modalities.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Blasey-Wakanda, University of the Upper Orinoco at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (CqHIp)
DOCTOR Jill Biden has a Ph.D. in Education, i.e. not a medical doctor, and not a real Ph.D.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Doesn't Bill Cosby have one of those?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (aKsyK)
Behave yourself!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
No.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs)
this fucking piece of shit hates me and my country. "Our systemic racism."
You fucker.
"Anything is possible!" he insists, as he inspires us to get rid of "our systemic racism." Bastard.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: DailyDish at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (cRbt7)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (kQFp+)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (zr5Kq)
she skated while my niece did 2 years + parole
that;s Amurika, sumptin 2 c
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (ja/kn)
Well, really, other than getting popped for cocaine usage and getting thrown out after being in for just 9 months, there's not much to talk about there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (CqHIp)
Everyone knows that Creme de Menthe is an ice cream topping.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: fly gal at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:12 PM
Maybe that's why the rest of this event was such a low-quality production? For contrast?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (ufFY8)
He's yelling. Our "darkness" must end.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Dean Miklos Wormer at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (dPbbE)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (786Ro)
"all my grandchildren" avoids having to name them.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:07 PM (qyH+l)
The number, Jill.
Give us the number of your grandchildren.
Especially the yungins'.
C'mon, man!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (ufFY
Is it waving or are they doing spirit fingers?
Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (A9B+R)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (Yl7xR)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (+ya+t)
And the AL Gore kiss!
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (8d6YF)
??
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Oh fucking thanks
now I have the wants
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (nzKWW)
and then, le déluge.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (aKsyK)
The RNC ought to say the fuck with it and hold a live convention. This has been awful.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (G51Gf)
The Klan's back?
Where? Show them to me.
Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (Yl7xR)
SHOW ME THE KLAN ! NOW !!
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (SchxB)
I thought he popped positive on his first day of Active Duty.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (qyH+l)
So, um, plagiarizing? Say it isn't so.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (HhXSr)
Fox News
7.2K watching
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7.2K
Posted by: Menack at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (buTO7)
Looks like the interior of the Fukushima Reactor Building 2.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (qpX6U)
Well, really, other than getting popped for cocaine usage and getting thrown out after being in for just 9 months, there's not much to talk about there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (SchxB)
He serviced Beau's widow.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:08 PM (dPbbE)
Meh. Pretty standard speech, nothing special really - only memorable due to the fact that Biden made it all the way through without any major stumbles - so, that's his bar, reading a prepared speech he's practiced with his medical team about three straight weeks.
One note, Biden might still be able to make it through a prepared teleprompter speech at this stage, but the weird slurring speech and glassy black eyes that look off to the left for no good reason is a bit unnerving to watch and detracts from anything he says. Anyone that watched had to keep thinking he was going to just stop midway through and just stare off to the left for a few minutes.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (G51Gf)
They call that "presuasion". Setting up the narrative that the RNC will be "dark". Before it even happens.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (8d6YF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (gbrfC)
now I have the wants
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (O+AcM)
Bingo, not Buffalo
*shakes head
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: fly gal at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (6CtMt)
Tough crowd on the AOS
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Joe can debate himself!
Does it several times a day already.
Posted by: Fired Dem Consultant Miklos at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Who's speaking? Scott Baio?
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (dPbbE)
Posted by: Keggar at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (bDsPW)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (dPbbE)
--------
He's really falling behind the starting new wars metrics.
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (1FYXA)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (SchxB)
And is that the most energetic music they could come up with?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (dPbbE)
---
Same fucking brain trust that brought you Iraq and the 'Stan.
Fuck them and their shitty wars.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (RU4sa)
Is she a Ph.D., or an Ed.D.?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:04 PM (qyH+l)
Ed.D. from the University of Delaware. She was an English and writing instructor at Delaware Technical & Community College from 1993 to 2008.
IOW, and to her credit, she was more of an instructor and professor than President Boyfriend ever was.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (pNxlR)
I absolutely fucking hate it when someone says "We're horribly racist" and then consoles and inspires us, saying "Don't worry -- we'll do better. We're America!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (ufFY
I noticed that .What drugs are all these satanists on???
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Dunno 'bout that. Just know he "served" 9 months and was let go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (SchxB)
Still, a very downer, not-at-all uplifting speech.
Also chock full o lies.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (j3jZX)
and then, le déluge.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (yQpMk)
That's the plan, of course. Maybe Trump will win handily enough they can't cheat that much. Regardless of how accurate they are, the polls show Biden's alleged lead has plummeted during this mundane shitshow.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: boynsea at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (Fks5r)
Posted by: Menack at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (buTO7
4K of them are reporters who had no choice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: DailyDish at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (cRbt7)
Posted by: Gov. Stacey T. Abrams at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Better than anything we peons can get. Bet on it.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (kQFp+)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Kennedys won't be so easy. They're like cockroaches. After a nuclear blast they'll skitter out from the rubble.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Keggar at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (bDsPW)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (WHjwg)
"We're horribly racist" and then consoles and inspires us, saying "Don't
worry -- we'll do better. We're America!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (G51Gf)
I keep pointing this out but there has been a concerted effort in the past six months to sell people two false and *contradictory* narratives with equal fervor. Very weird. It's intentional. They used to be satisfied with one big lie which they would occasionally morph as necessary. Now they are selling them in pairs that don't fit together. It's creepy.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (c6ma9)
Even the fireworks.
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (8d6YF)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AnnaS at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
---
As will the Clintons, the Bushes, the Obamas., etc.
The rest of us, otoh...
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (RU4sa)
Yeah, but as benefits a Senator's son, it took the Navy seven months to finally discharge him.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (zr5Kq)
You and your fancy foreign words.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (/I1RL)
Posted by: Webelo Miklos at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Yeah, those people in North Dakota better mask up or they'll be the next New York.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
That's nuts. I like nighttime. Good for slumber. Leave it to the Dems to promise an end to our planet's rotation.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 11:22 PM (qpX6U)
Decent speech, are you kidding? Anodyne, canned, nonspecific, all delivered at the same angry pitch. Needed an audience. I hope Trump has a small one at least.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:22 PM (G51Gf)
"Blondes sitting on cars at night watching fireworks in Wilmington" must be an exception to Joe's national mask mandate.
Posted by: occam's brassiere
Are there fireworks here? I thought that I heard them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 11:22 PM (pNxlR)
All that was missing was his torch.
Now waving and pointing at the people on the 10 screens on the wall. Epic.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 20, 2020 11:22 PM (dH/BH)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (zr5Kq)
there are more people in the US that are simultaneously taking a crap while having it eaten by a quadriplegic midget
than there are members of the KKK
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (O+AcM)
At the rate people are fleeing, New York will be the next North Dakota.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: AnnaS at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (l4l/z)
Dunno 'bout that. Just know he "served" 9 months and was let go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (SchxB)
Could have been inactive Reserves waiting for his ADT tour.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (qyH+l)
Even the fireworks.
Posted by: Iblis
Well, they are left over from 2016.
Posted by: Miklos, not feeling the humidity at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
-Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden
Listen to that quote here at the 1:02:22 mark before it disappears down a memory hole:
https://tinyurl.com/y243n3pk
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (8/7u2)
I know tabulating total viewership is Black Magic now, but egads! That's horrible. I mean it's like a rounding error of something that should be significant.
So, thank you, Covid-19, for managing the DNC messaging. You've done more for America than you can imagine.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (HhXSr)
I'm not good at compliments, so forgive me if it sounds a little over the top.
You guys are fantastic writers, well reasoned and approachable, and quite frankly a blessing to everyone that assembles here to read.
It probably doesn't get said enough, especially by knucklehead commenters like myself, but I have great appreciation for the work you folks do. You guys maintain a fine ship.
The mix of humor and outrage, the absurd and the sublime, the breaking news and the history of yore. It's unbelievable really. Having been raised in a somewhat dysfunctional household with a family heavily at odds with the local corrupt government, this blogs hits me right where I've always lived, sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying/setting everything on fire.
When everything around the country seems lost at times, you guys drop something intentionally silly like bat memes or cereal screeds. You pound the table for us when the bullshit is too deep to wade through. You hoist the flag when I get demoralized. You uncork the whiskey, pass out the cigars and crank the tunes to 11 on those occurrences when we occasionally win one for the good guys.
You suffer, you anger, you rejoice, you belittle, you emote. And you speak through your little section of the internet what many of us feel, but don't know how to say.
Basically, and I know I've already typed enough to say TLDR, you let a lot of people know that they aren't alone in their frustration. And you provide a place for everyone to share their personal triumphs and failures, you know, a community of people who actually know each other even though most have never met.
I could write an entire dissertation in what each of you brings to the table, but there isn't enough bandwidth to contain the upload.
If you guys ever tire of your labors here, I think we get it. History isn't made and recorded without someone's extreme sacrifice. You folks are a light shining for liberty, history, tradition, righteousness and our great country that show the way for others who feel the darkness of the world heavily upon their shoulders.
If you ever need buttressing when you grow weary, know this: You are making a difference and we will win.
Thanks for the ONTs and everything else that goes on around this place.
And I mean that.
Bitter.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (uvIQy)
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (8d6YF)
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (c6ma9)
So tomorrow's reporting will he either a) totally positive and uplifting speech by Biden or 2) Biden's speech was dark only because were fighting the darkness of Trump's presidency.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:22 PM (G51Gf)
That's not something you hear very often.
Posted by: Out Of Context Quotes R Fun at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (A9B+R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Pls chk
Shot hot within 72 hours of induction.
Posted by: As Miklos recalls at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Last I heard Biden would not talk to him.
Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (Yl7xR)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: REDACTED
Most start with a Daywalker merit badge.
Posted by: Webelo Miklos at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
again, gypped
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 11:21 PM (/I1RL)
Le Fancy words !
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 11:25 PM (kQFp+)
Under Biden, Federal agents will be sent to remote Alaskan villages to enforce the mask requirement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:25 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Keggar at August 20, 2020 11:25 PM (bDsPW)
Posted by: MAGA at August 20, 2020 11:18 PM (1FYXA)
Not to mention, signing peace deals and wanting to bring troops home, which GOPe is fighting tooth and nail.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 20, 2020 11:25 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: The Bear at August 20, 2020 11:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Joe Biden
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Posted by: Miklos Yogiberra-Frost
Get yer own damn fork!!!!
Posted by: Governor Stacy Abrams at August 20, 2020 11:26 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (oZuI0)
platinum membership. what are you, new or something?
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:26 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Cosda at August 20, 2020 11:26 PM (sbkr1)
than there are members of the KKK
Posted by: REDACTED
That is offensive and triggering.
Also ADA
Posted by: quadriplegic midget KKK members at August 20, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dave at August 20, 2020 11:27 PM (mXUCw)
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:27 PM (8d6YF)
Posted by: AnnaS at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (l4l/z)
People always talked about and criticized MeAgain, during the debates at how she went at Trump. What I always noticed was that Wallace and Baer were just as bad as her. I called them the 3 Stooges because they were all awful, in how they treated everyone besides Rubio Jeb and Kasich.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 11:27 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: AnnaS at August 20, 2020 11:27 PM (l4l/z)
Worse yet, he is transferring troops from our traditional friend, Germany, to our traditional enemy, Poland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:27 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:28 PM (dPbbE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)
You gotta know how to choke off supply while increasing demand. If you can do that, you can sell plentiful common rocks for 2 months salary.
Posted by: DeBeers at August 20, 2020 11:28 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Amy "Minnesota Nice" Klobuchar at August 20, 2020 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Well said, BC. High praise, and much deserved.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:28 PM (j3jZX)
The daughter of the guy all this was about (I forgot his name) told Biden her dad changed the world. He was a repeat criminal for shit sake. He changed the world. These people have to look long and hard to find a hero! Bret Baer is just giddy (thrill up his leg?) over this boring speech.
Posted by: AnnaS
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George Floyd -- and it's not surprising that you can't remember his name even though America has burned because of it.
I cuaght that too, her Daddy changed the world. So did Satan ffs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:28 PM (G51Gf)
Juan Williams is willfully stupid, so you have to take that into consideration.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:28 PM (SchxB)
That is offensive and triggering.
Also ADA
Posted by: quadriplegic midget KKK members at August 20, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
fuck off, stumpy
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:29 PM (O+AcM)
Katie Pavlich saying it was a good speech. Are these people nuts? He didn't say ANYTHING.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:29 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: AnnaS at August 20, 2020 11:27 PM (l4l/z
Scripted show. All of it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 11:29 PM (2O5Io)
Thanks for the ONTs and everything else that goes on around this place.
And I mean that.
Bitter.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (uvIQy)
...and he ran over the snake with the RV.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:29 PM (NWiLs)
Dr. Jill has bingo wings.
??
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (zr5Kq)
The muscles and skin on the underside of her upper arms are flabby. Were she playing BINGO, they'd flop like crazy as she stood up, shook her arms, and shouted, "BINGO!" Bingo wings, IOW.
I damn near busted a gut laughing when one of my scouts first explained the term to me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 11:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AnnaS at August 20, 2020 11:27 PM (l4l/z)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
*Pisses himself*
*Sucks thumb*
Posted by: Joey Fingaz at August 20, 2020 11:30 PM (A9B+R)
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I don't feel one way or the other about these cities.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (RU4sa)
Yeah, until they go predator and start wandering the country devouring smaller cities.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
A few years ago there was this liberal idea called "Regionalism". That would be where large cities would be combined with the surrounding suburbs/areas for the purposes of school systems, police departments, government, and so on. In other words, force the surrounding areas to take on the budget, crime, school failure, and other problems that cities created for themselves with their policies.
Of course the idea went nowhere since even democrats wouldn't go along with it. White liberals are the first to move to the suburbs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:30 PM (+lVUW)
That's what pisses me off. Yeah, happy speech and high-minded rhetoric/pablum I can take. It's SOP. But the lies I've read/heard from the media snippets are infuriating. There is no lie too big. And it alarms me because Goebbels and the Brownshirts seem to be making a comeback. The Socialists are really feeling their oats and bringing the cowbell.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:30 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Better lies millionaires can't buy!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
E Effin' D?
Posted by: Dean Miklos Wormer at August 20, 2020 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Effin' A!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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By that point, shooting will have commenced.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 11:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:31 PM (8d6YF)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:31 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (O+AcM)
I truly hate these people.
Posted by: USNtakim at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (0OmEj)
Ah, now I get it.
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: My friends call me Flipper at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (2O5Io)
Has Chris Wallace talked to Biden?
Last I heard Biden would not talk to him.
Posted by: Case
Joe has nothing to fear from Chris.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (aKsyK)
Chris Wallace spends a lot of his allotted time on Fox telling everyone his desperate hopes, I see.
The man really needs to just have these discussions with his therapist and leave the rest of the Fox viewers out of his cry for help.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Keggar at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (bDsPW)
The daughter of the guy all this was about (I forgot his name) told Biden her dad changed the world. He was a repeat criminal for shit sake. He changed the world. These people have to look long and hard to find a hero! Bret Baer is just giddy (thrill up his leg?) over this boring speech.
Posted by: AnnaS
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George Floyd -- and it's not surprising that you can't remember his name even though America has burned because of it.
I cuaght that too, her Daddy changed the world. So did Satan ffs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:28 PM (G51Gf)
It was hard for Biden to find a little kid to quote as Cannon Hinnant was unavailable for comment. ( I'll bet most if not all democrats do not even his name.)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (8/7u2)
It's Baghdad Juan. What do you expect?
I really have no respect for him. He lies with such ease.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Governor Stacy Abrams
*fights with Gov. Abrams over fork*
Posted by: Amy "Minnesota Nice" Klobuchar
Cat fight. That's hot!
Posted by: John Kasich, standing at the fork at August 20, 2020 11:32 PM (786Ro)
They lie now only to rub our noses in our inability to stop them. To humiliate and demoralize us. Like the Soviet Union did.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:31 PM
The future is Trigglypuff, sitting on a human face, forever.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 11:30 PM (zr5Kq)
More or less. The Democrats have new allies and new enemies, but the tactics are the same. The primary difference is BLM is composed of communist domestic terrorists, but they have the same sponsors the Klan did with different victims.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (puu6v)
Awwwwwh. You're not so bad yourself.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (dPbbE)
Any group with that sucker of cock Richard Armitage in it is a bunch of fuck stains.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:34 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (j3jZX)
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Flapping those arms...
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 11:34 PM (RU4sa)
"Bingo arms" are an offensive and hateful term,
Please call them arms of undertone from now on
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 20, 2020 11:34 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: DailyDish at August 20, 2020 11:13 PM (cRbt7)
Watching now, delayed on DVR.
Five minutes in, and yep, a lot of words are getting mumbled.
And other than smearing Trump and quoting lies about Covid, he sounds like a middle-school girl at recess, getting back at her BFF for stealing her boyfriend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 20, 2020 11:34 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
1932 sez hi
Posted by: Miklos, former Euro-type (but not really) at August 20, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
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Let's see how many times we hear that exact bullshit phrase from other commentators tomorrow, Cotton.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:34 PM (c6ma9)
It's just tired old bullshit.
If the Klan is out there send a reporter to their headquarters and interview them on camera and show the world.
Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (Yl7xR)
Listen to that quote here at the 1:02:22 mark before it disappears down a memory hole:
https://tinyurl.com/y243n3pk
Posted by: RondinellaMamma
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He says this is "our darkest moment." Because of "our systemic racism." But then he assures us that we'll be able to get overcome it if we work our asses off and pull together to get over our horrific evil social ill that resides in all our individual (white) hearts, because dammit, we're America.
I hate him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (G51Gf)
Dammit, how do I do superscript here?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:24 PM (oZuI0)
Ooooh, listen to Mister Fancypants!
Whatcha need 'em for? Gonna teach us how to balance redox equations?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (j3jZX)
Yeah, straight out of Fallout 3.
Loot and Mirelurks be down there.
Posted by: Speller at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (pSotA)
than there are members of the KKK
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (O+AcM)
Now count them after the Feds pull all their undercover agents. And the paid agitators who show up larping as Nazi's to discredit causes they don't like.
Posted by: DeBeers at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (z79tQ)
Even democrats can't be stupid enough to fall for that one anymore. Oh, wait. These are the people who think that a national mask mandate is a good idea. 'Cause North Dakota is just like New York.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
The problem is that if you combine the cities with the much larger suburbs, the electorate changes, and the people who get elected change, as Toronto found out.
Far better to establish amorphous "regional governments", like the Twin Cities and Portland have, that can centralize power in the central city without the voters taking much notice.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 11:36 PM (xK9An)
Thanks, Blonde, for the run down.
Posted by: Gilded Age II
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UGh, you're welcome. I'm afraid I was a little incoherent.
And yes as DailyDish says, lots of stumbling over words. Obvious he was told to Just. Keep. Reading.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:36 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:37 PM (oZuI0)
Watching now, delayed on DVR.
Five minutes in, and yep, a lot of words are getting mumbled.
And other than smearing Trump and quoting lies about Covid, he sounds like a middle-school girl at recess, getting back at her BFF for stealing her boyfriend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)
Try to remember one thing Biden said about twenty minutes after you finish listening. That was one of the most mundane, rote, unmemorable speeches ever given for that supposedly big of a deal.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:37 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Miklos, former dorm Parcheesi runner-up (yep-drinking game) at August 20, 2020 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Wonder how many weeks ol' Joe had to practice this speech?
And surely he still has the teleprompter, and the back up teleprompter next to it.
It reminds me of ramaindo's auto-generation word machine, with the Democrat dialect module activated.
In other words, devoid of coherent thought.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:37 PM (oZuI0)
There's a League?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (NWiLs)
If you have ever known the type
being a nobody at parties is his life
he cannot lose that
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (O+AcM)
I'm sure the number is in the dozens.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: DQ at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (Hz5nl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (aKsyK)
Gonna be tough to find the guy who's not a fed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 11:39 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:37 PM (NWiLs)
--Yes, that.
And I got the spew of red text when I posted, so at least from my browser Pixy no likey.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (I8FKK)
I thought Richard Artimage was that guy in The Hobbit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 11:39 PM (/I1RL)
Posted by: Hands (but no gloves) at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (NWiLs)
--Since 2014
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Miklos, bean counter driving revenue production at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Funny, ol' Joe smears the "biggest corporations that don't pay their taxes", like Amazon and Google aren't owned and run by Democrats.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (sy5kK)
Sit on it, Chris.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (aKsyK)
Maybe he mis-spoke, and meant to say "tarp on a shack"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (FY9xN)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0)
We aren't allowed to have nice things, unfortunately. The trademark symbol is a bit of HTML code.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0)
Insom has some kind of special membership where he gets to post stuff like enyays and camels.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (/I1RL)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (O+AcM)
Only learned in this thread about the finale, where he compared Trump to Adolf and lied about Charlottesville.
Glad I quit watching, because at least my T.V. Is still intact.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:41 PM (j3jZX)
I don't feel one way or the other about these cities.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (RU4sa)
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I don't love them myself -- don't live in them -- but I hate to say the passing of a great American thing. Oh well, it will have to evolve. And heck, how bad will it be if great theater leaves Manhattan and moves to Boise or Davenport or Needles, California? All that human capital's gonna go somewhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 11:41 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Miklos, bean counter driving revenue production at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Nonsense. It's six minute increments so it would have to be an even 1.4 or 1.5.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DQ at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (Hz5nl)
WAIT!
WUT????????????
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:42 PM (sy5kK)
I'm sure the number is in the dozens.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (I2/tG)
Those dozens will be offset greatly by thousands who remember the pain and suffering caused by the political hacks, including Biden himself, who started those pointless and endless wars. D.C. is a flaming dumpster fire mired in Clown World, noticed but increasingly irrelevant.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:42 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet!
We had a Chevy station wagon with a third seat in the back, that faced backwards. The kids sitting in that seat were facing the driver of the car following us. You could make faces at him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 11:33 PM (I8FKK)
I thought Richard Artimage was that guy in The Hobbit.
Posted by: Jordan61
Nooo, Richard Armitage is that guy who directed Gandhi and said "Welcome to... JURASSIC PARK"
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 11:42 PM (786Ro)
like Amazon and Google aren't owned and run by Democrats.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Or vice versa
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 11:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Now see?
An honest lawyer!
Posted by: Miklos, mirabile dictu at August 20, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Robert, looking up pics of Billie Eilish's tits at August 20, 2020 11:43 PM (A9B+R)
Posted by: Fatty McFattington at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (Nw/nV)
Posted by: Governor Stacy Abrams
*fights with Gov. Abrams over fork*
Posted by: Amy "Minnesota Nice" Klobuchar
** waps Amy "Minnesota Nice" Klobuchar repeatedly about the head and shoulders with stale lutefisk **
Posted by: Governor Stacy Abrams at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (LPnfS)
The days of cozying up to dictators is OVER!
WTF, Senile One, are you talking about?
Oh, Russia, Russia, Russia.
And has Hunter got his latest dividend check from "managing" that billion-dollar Chinese investment fund yet?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, trying to keep up at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (sy5kK)
See? Yet another of the Big Lies. Joe has never - NEVER - been "sharp as a tack". Now, one could hypothesize Biden was sharper at Point A compared to Point B, but that's all relative. And relative to people who are actually sharp as a tack, Biden is a marble. And yet that is still a lie. Biden was likely not sharp yet again; he can just still read what others wrote.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: DQ at August 20, 2020 11:38 PM (Hz5nl)
WAIT!
WUT????????????
Yeah, stumbled on it when doing a reverse lookup tonight. never seen it before and I do a lot of reverse lookups
Posted by: DQ at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (Hz5nl)
He's going for the pity f**k, oops, I mean pity vote.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW)
Thank you for the memories, Weird Dave. You are a good egg, I don't care WHAT they say about you.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (87Umy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (/I1RL)
Oh yes. Very special.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Insomniac
My parents had a station wagon with the "kid pit" in the back.
Posted by: Miklosian Recollections LLP at August 20, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)
* stop talking about
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
Watching the documentary about the Crimean War Prime just added.
If it does not mention the Battle of Petrpavlovsk, I'll be disappointed.
Good night, all!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:46 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 11:42 PM (786Ro)
That was David Attenborough.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 11:46 PM (/I1RL)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
The problem might be if they also start talking.
Posted by: Miklos "Tara" Reade at August 20, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Judge, feel free to point to the section of the Constitution that explains that a caste of "journalists" gets rights and privileges that ordinary citizens don't have.
Before he became a judge, he was a partner at Perkins Coie (the Democratic Party's law firm), and his wife is a Democratic congresswoman.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 11:47 PM (qpX6U)
damnit... put that above the lemon party
Posted by: Fatty McFattington at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM
For those who haven't ever seen it: you'll never hear the whistling Andy Griffith theme song, and not picture it, for the rest of your life. Fair warning.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:47 PM (j3jZX)
See? Yet another of the Big Lies. Joe has never - NEVER - been "sharp as a tack". Now, one could hypothesize Biden was sharper at Point A compared to Point B, but that's all relative. And relative to people who are actually sharp as a tack, Biden is a marble. And yet that is still a lie. Biden was likely not sharp yet again; he can just still read what others wrote.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (HhXSr)
This.
Biden was a fucking idiot long before he developed dementia.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:47 PM (puu6v)
Kkk wore hoods.
BLM wears hoodies
Coinkydink?</i>
Something I made back when all of this BLM BS started:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5vbtbst
Posted by: goozer at August 20, 2020 11:47 PM (PwwcI)
Posted by: Miklos "Tara" Reade at August 20, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
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Yeah, doesn't seem like Tara harmed him much.
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 11:48 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Now see?
An honest lawyer!
Posted by: Miklos, mirabile dictu at August 20, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
I've left a lot of money on the table over time by being honest. Honesty doesn't pay and virtue sure as fuck isn't its own reward. But I can look myself in the eye in the mirror or whatever. Not like that's much of a reward either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:48 PM (NWiLs)
A DON Lemon party. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Watched him this evening in Flight Of The Phoenix. Never get tired of that movie.
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 11:49 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:49 PM (O+AcM)
damnit... put that above the lemon party
Posted by: Fatty McFattington at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM
For those who haven't ever seen it: you'll never hear the whistling Andy Griffith theme song, and not picture it, for the rest of your life. Fair warning.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:47 PM (j3jZX)
Just knowing what it is is bad enough.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:49 PM (NWiLs)
Happy ONT anniversary, WD!
You started about the time I took my current job.
********
My wife and daughter visited NYC last year during her graduation trip. They stayed in an AirBnB and had a wonderful time. I'm so glad they went then. I've always wanted to visit the city and Long Island, but it looks as if that hope will wither. By the time it recovers -- IF it recovers, and I'm not optimistic -- I'll be too old to travel.
Same for Portland and San Fran. They're off the bucket list.
Posted by: Weak Geek at August 20, 2020 11:49 PM (u/nim)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 11:49 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 11:49 PM (f41d4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 11:50 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 11:50 PM (786Ro)
A DON Lemon party. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)
There ain't no party like a Don Lemon party
Cause a Don Lemon party don't stop
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at August 20, 2020 11:50 PM (qpX6U)
I think Wallace is sucking up to Biden to get an interview.
Posted by: Case at August 20, 2020 11:50 PM (Yl7xR)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)
I thought we started around 2011-12ish...played in another group forum before moving over to the hooya. It's likely that I could be wrong too, though, there's been some alcohol involved.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 11:50 PM (AOmVJ)
For awhile, he was toying with the idea that he would have the American Civil Liberties Union get to decide who was and who was not a "journalist", but he hasn't been brave enough to order that yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:51 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 11:48 PM (RU4sa)
(sings)
"Put another knuckle in, the knuckleodeon!"
Posted by: Joe (fingers) Biden at August 20, 2020 11:52 PM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 11:52 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, going back to his book at August 20, 2020 11:52 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 11:53 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 11:49 PM (f41d4)
That was the goal and mission accomplished. Other than the Charlottesville lie, which gives cover to Antifa communist terrorists, there isn't a single memorable line from that speech.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:53 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Gender questions may surface.
Posted by: Miklos, out his blow-hole at August 20, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
He sure did. He said the USPS should be broken into three independent parts: "Stampistan" in the upper right hand corner of the USPS, "Addressistan" in the center, and "Returnistan" in the upper left. Some controversy, though. Rumor is Colin Powell and Sick Armitage think "Returnistan" should be on the back of the USPS, near where America licks it.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:54 PM (ja/kn)
We are now Neo-Nazis or possibly Klansmen. Not sure which one they will run with.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 11:54 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 11:54 PM (/I1RL)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, going back to his book at August 20, 2020 11:55 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 11:55 PM (U2p+3)
Sweet Mother of Heyzooz.
Joe is over and the wall of Brady Bunch is cheering, similar to last night.
It's an embarrassment to the concept of being American. The entire event is an amateur cesspool.
So this is what 21st century Communism looks like in America.
Devoid of coherent thought, full of Leftist buzzwords.
And now as Joe walks out with Jill, he is staggering a bit as he walks. Or maybe just like a 77 year old man, who has lived a corrosive life and now facing senility would look like walking.
Some song, "Gotta Make the World Go 'Round" playing.
If they had any chance of winning, this would be a horrible evening.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 11:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Chillin the most
---
Make America Great Again Some More
MAGASM
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2020 11:56 PM (h1jJh)
"Put another knuckle in, the knuckleodeon!"
Posted by: Joe (fingers) Biden at August 20, 2020 11:52 PM (FY9xN)
Bwahahaha! Thanks, I was nodding off.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2020 11:57 PM (z79tQ)
Nancy still has fond memories of being spit-roasted by Jack and Bobby back in '58.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 11:57 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Gilded Age II
http://www.junemeyer.com/recipes.html
The run-up to WWI was the greatest clusterfuck of stupidity, arrogance, deceit, and incompetence in human history.
So far.
Nov. 3 2020 is a unique opportunity for Americans to take Historical First Place.
Posted by: Miklos the Stoic at August 20, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Gender questions may surface.
Posted by: Miklos, out his blow-hole at August 20, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Hold up! Is that the early Sophia Loren b&w that may or may not involve a wet t-shirt? Leave it alone. Can they not make their own anything?
Posted by: Gilded Age II, going back to his book at August 20, 2020 11:58 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 11:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:58 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 20, 2020 11:50 PM (AOmVJ)
--Yes, we did have leagues on NFL.com for a couple of years. Significantly different makeup, though. The Yahoo one has been more stable.
All right, now back to the Valley of Death, and good night furrealz!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 20, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)
Watching The Magnificent Seven.
Damn.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Great movie. Fantastic music, I still associate the music with Marlboro cigarette commercials.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 11:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DailyDish at August 20, 2020 11:19 PM (cRbt7)
Trump probably will. You just have to hope that the networks air all of it, and don't slice and dice the broadcast.
If JJ's link to the Daily Beast article this AM is correct, I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled something like this to make him look as bad as possible. Or, to make sure nobody see PDJT in comparison to The Rutabaga
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2020 11:59 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2020 11:39 PM (/I1RL)
684 Dr. Luis de Benito >>>>> Fauci
Armitage was Colin Powell's fuckboy at State, he was the person who leaked Valerie Plame's name to Robert Novak. Powell and Armitage knew this when Fitzgerald did his investigation that ended with Scooter Libby getting for convicted for not remembering a phone call.
Both Powell and Armitage can FOADIAF
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 11:59 PM (I8FKK)
"A lifetime of video games tells me that there has to be loot down at the bottom there."
Yeah, straight out of Fallout 3.
Loot and Mirelurks be down there.
Posted by: Speller at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (pSotA)
Mirelurk kings. Can't forget those mofos.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2020 11:59 PM (9Om/r)
MAGASM
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Organize America Some More
I leave this as an exercise for the reader.
Posted by: Miklosian Acronyms LLC at August 20, 2020 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2020 12:00 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2020 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)
The run-up to WWI was the greatest clusterfuck of stupidity, arrogance, deceit, and incompetence in human history.
So far.
Nov. 3 2020 is a unique opportunity for Americans to take Historical First Place.
Posted by: Miklos the Stoic at August 20, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
I bookmarked that the other night when you linked.
Posted by: Gilded Age II, going back to his book at August 21, 2020 12:00 AM (BRkq2)
So far.
Nov. 3 2020 is a unique opportunity for Americans to take Historical First Place.
Posted by: Miklos the Stoic at August 20, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Oh Lord yes. I read a couple of books on the lead up to
WWI not that long ago, and was just shaking my head the whole time. If you wrote it as fiction people would think it was too over the top unbelievable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 12:00 AM (NWiLs)
To be fair, she was well worth spit-roasting in 1958.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 12:00 AM (I2/tG)
Did you catch all that stuff Joe Biden said about:
China?
Covid19 - not that it is bad, but what would YOU do?
BLM?
Riots in American cities?
Border security?
How to grow jobs/ get people out of unemployment?
Energy/ fracking / revenue / jobs?
Me either.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:00 AM (sy5kK)
Damn.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
I think of that theme song when the Texas MoMe is mentioned.
Posted by: Miklosian Musical Suggestions at August 21, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)
Thanks judge. There ya go antifa, you know what to do.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 21, 2020 12:01 AM (dH/BH)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 21, 2020 12:01 AM (ja/kn)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Even then she was probably more tolerable with something stuffed in her mouth.
Posted by: Aviator at August 21, 2020 12:03 AM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 21, 2020 12:03 AM (dPbbE)
Do arrests count? Or do you have to have actual convictions?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 21, 2020 12:03 AM (/I1RL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 12:04 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 12:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2020 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Gilded Age II
There is no link, there is only cook.
Posted by: Adorable baby Kiklos yoda at August 21, 2020 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2020 12:05 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:05 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 21, 2020 12:05 AM (dPbbE)
"I am proud of the eight decades I served as Saddam Hussein Osama's #2 in the White Castle."
Posted by: ShainS
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 12:06 AM (1YlHz)
Lee Meriweather is on Perry Mason tonight -- she's playing a vixen mistress of the murder victim. A kept woman, as she accuses Perry of implying.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 21, 2020 12:06 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Aviator at August 21, 2020 12:07 AM (0FTCx)
See? Yet another of the Big Lies. Joe has never - NEVER - been
"sharp as a tack". Now, one could hypothesize Biden was sharper at Point
A compared to Point B, but that's all relative. And relative to people
who are actually sharp as a tack, Biden is a marble. And yet that is
still a lie. Biden was likely not sharp yet again; he can just still
read what others wrote.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 11:44 PM (HhXSr)
This.
Biden was a fucking idiot long before he developed dementia.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 20, 2020 11:47 PM (puu6v)
Totally this. The dude was the Cliff Clavin of the senate. If intelligence was dynamite he couldn't blow a ripple in a teaspoon of piss.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2020 12:07 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2020 12:07 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:05 AM (FY9xN)
Trolling for Biden, probably the lamest person ever nominated by a major political party, requires lameness. So it does make sense.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 21, 2020 12:07 AM (puu6v)
Only one man's vote counts in 2020, folks. John Roberts'.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 21, 2020 12:07 AM (ja/kn)
And he selected the second-dumbest member of the Senate to run with him.
Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2020 12:08 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Plan 9 From Outer Space! at August 21, 2020 12:09 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: four seasons
One of the Smartest Guys Ever, Peter Drucker, was fully compos mentis and teaching at 93.
I met Peter Drucker, and Slow Joe is no Peter Drucker.
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing some failed Dem VP candidate at August 21, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 21, 2020 12:10 AM (dPbbE)
-Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden
Listen to that quote here at the 1:02:22 mark before it disappears down a memory hole:
https://tinyurl.com/y243n3pk
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (8/7u2)
You nailed it, RonMamma!
The Senile One strikes again!
Another "you know, the THING!" quote.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:10 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: zombie Bela Lugosi at August 21, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
China?
Covid19 - not that it is bad, but what would YOU do?
BLM?
Riots in American cities?
Border security?
How to grow jobs/ get people out of unemployment?
Energy/ fracking / revenue / jobs?
Me either.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:00 AM (sy5kK)
--------------------------
No, I honestly can't say I remember him touching on any of those points. The only part I remember was his retelling of his purposely leaning down to sniff St. Floyd's daughter's hair and hearing her coerced statement that "Daddy changed the world."
And that little girl was Oprah.
Posted by: fly gal at August 21, 2020 12:11 AM (6CtMt)
https://twitter.com/IGN/status /1296190451100213248
(remove space)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:11 AM (unn44)
For Biden or the Donk party?
Because there are a lot groups that are obligated to the party. See it's the party that protects their grafts and other rip-offs.
Posted by: Case at August 21, 2020 12:11 AM (Yl7xR)
three independent parts: "Stampistan" in the upper right hand corner of
the USPS, "Addressistan" in the center, and "Returnistan" in the upper
left. Some controversy, though. Rumor is Colin Powell and Sick Armitage
think "Returnistan" should be on the back of the USPS, near where
America licks it.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:54 PM (ja/kn)
You worked extra hard on that one and should get some credit for it.
Posted by: Jesus at August 21, 2020 12:11 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Plan 9 From Outer Space! at August 21, 2020 12:11 AM (I2/tG)
If brains were gas, Biden wouldn't have enough to propel a flea motorcycle halfway around a BB.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 21, 2020 12:12 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 21, 2020 12:12 AM (0OmEj)
Trolling for Biden, probably the lamest person ever nominated by a major political party, requires lameness. So it does make sense.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
It's nine-dimensional lameness, you guys.
Posted by: Donna "Miklos" Brazile at August 21, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
In what way? Sure you thought through that response?
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 21, 2020 12:13 AM (dPbbE)
Another "you know, the THING!" quote.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:10 AM (sy5kK)
He went out of his way to read the first sentence of the Declaration of Independence off the teleprompter tonight, although he added the stupid "and women" as if Thomas Jefferson had written it that way.
Posted by: Jesus at August 21, 2020 12:14 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 21, 2020 12:14 AM (vf4JM)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (dPbbE)
Here at AoS, apparently we're moving up the list.
Tonight, we have a troll that can speak complete sentences. And is not obviously confrontational.
It's nice to be noticed, even if it is by the ChinaCrats, sponsored by Soros (tm).
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:14 AM (sy5kK)
Maybe you should change your nic to something innocuous, that would blend in, and fool the rubes here. "Jim Jones" is available.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:15 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:05 AM (FY9xN)
Trolling for Biden, probably the lamest person ever nominated by a
major political party, requires lameness. So it does make sense.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
It's nine-dimensional lameness, you guys.
Posted by: Donna "Miklos" Brazile at August 21, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm not so sure about that categorization.
Posted by: Mike Dukakis at August 21, 2020 12:16 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Ed Wood at August 21, 2020 12:16 AM (dPbbE)
"Build Back Better" scans exactly with "Black Lives Matter". They think that's clever.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 11:58 PM (ja/kn)
757 see 307
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:16 AM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 12:16 AM (NWiLs)
Mommy, I pooped my pants again!
Can I have another custard?
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at August 21, 2020 12:16 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 12:17 AM (NWiLs)
They're assigned nicknames. Rumor has they're allowed to pick their glory-holes, but the nicknames? Nope. Those are assigned.
Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2020 12:17 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2020 12:18 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 12:18 AM (U2p+3)
Black Wives Fatter.
Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2020 12:19 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 21, 2020 12:19 AM (0OmEj)
LOL. My mom had a little fly swatter that she would unleash if my sisters and I got too unruly. That little sting was her unspoken warning that my dad was about to blow and we'd better knock it off. When I tell that story to friends I always laugh at how their moms dealt with backseat misbehavior all in the name of keeping their dads tempers in check.
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2020 12:19 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: African immigrants whose income is higher than the US Median at August 21, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm popped.
Watching The Magnificent Seven.
What has happened to us?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 12:18 AM (U2p+3)
Steve McQueen said that in every scene where he and Yul Brynner were together, he did something distracting while Yul was saying his lines. I'll ask tomorrow night whether that's true.
Posted by: Mike Dukakis at August 21, 2020 12:20 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 12:18 AM (U2p+3)
They neutered all men and turned their women into high-esteem vulgar low-rent psychos.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:20 AM (c6ma9)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 21, 2020 12:20 AM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Sapwolf at August 21, 2020 12:21 AM (nuv3n)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 21, 2020 12:19 AM (0OmEj)
I'm a lifelong Republican but after tonight's speech...... There's no way I would ever vote for that dried up old relic
Posted by: It's me donna now a deranged bigot at August 21, 2020 12:22 AM (Zmnko)
@799...more inspiration than perspiration, but nice to be acknowledged.
One of Joe's zanier ideas, but since his advocacy of it was almost
certainly based on his cronies' desire to get rich via sweetheart oil
contracts with the Kurds, perfectly consistent with the rest of his
career.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 21, 2020 12:20 AM (ja/kn)
(Nic off) The nice thing about it was that it was 2 layers deep.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 21, 2020 12:22 AM (jK8Z7)
Went to the MI site. I'm still registered there, too.
So is my cousin who died a few months ago. I should tell his wife.
I should also call and have Michigan remove me from the list. Who to call? I'll figure it out tomorrow.
That's all public info, I guess. Right? Nothing shady?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 12:23 AM (j3jZX)
IKR? It's that faraway look in his eye. The thousand yard stare. That terrified look that says who and where the f am I?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 21, 2020 12:24 AM (vf4JM)
Foxnews is giddy they think it'll be a horse race now.
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:23 PM (8d6YF)
Fox News has turned to shit recently.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2020 12:24 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:25 AM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 21, 2020 12:25 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2020 12:24 AM (ufFY
Fox News has been shit since they stopped letting Malkin fill in for O'Reilly. So around 2003.
They stumped so badly for McCain in the primaries in 2008 it was nauseating. And they had that moron Colmes on every night to spout their bullshit.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:26 AM (c6ma9)
(Her mom and all her (
siblings moved there eventually, leaving her and my Dad and their progeny to hold down the fort here in the Southeast. And here we all remain!)Posted by: E. Musk at August 21, 2020 12:26 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 21, 2020 12:26 AM (EKKw4)
=========
so...70 people from over 40 years?
not too shabby, you guys.
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 21, 2020 12:26 AM (f41d4)
When the Duke Lacrosse thing happened, Old Papa (Duke grad and US Army vet) was burning up the fax machine with a lot of other Dookies.
The kind universities want money from.
Couldn't ask him much, 'cause forehead vein and potential stroke.
But I read and heard.
But I realized that places like Duke don't care. They don't have to.
There is such a thing as "non-profit" fuck-you money.
Profitable for the people who work there though.
Posted by: Miklosian Epiphanies PLC at August 21, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson /status/1296645272530034689
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:27 AM (unn44)
Perfect for what, exactly, Joe?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 12:28 AM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 12:28 AM (j3jZX)
If the Republicans get both houses again, Trump needs to push for a revocation of tax-exempt status for the communist indoctrination mills.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:28 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Miklos. glass half empty at August 21, 2020 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
turned their women into high-esteem vulgar low-rent psychos.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:20 AM (c6ma9) ---------------------------------
"Woke" women attack 7 year old boy outside DNC, steal his MAGA hat.
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson /status/1296645272530034689
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:27 AM (unn44)
And there it is. Will they be doxxed and fired? Anything less than that and jailtime is criminal. I mean you get fired now for saying an unapproved word from a list of hundreds.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:29 AM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 12:29 AM (u1WYs)
Perfect for what, exactly, Joe?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 12:28 AM (j3jZX)
I tuned in late (purposely) and missed that, but yeah, seriously.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:30 AM (c6ma9)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 21, 2020 12:26 AM (EKKw4)
It is remarkable how many old mine names got used over and over again for new mineral stakings. Lucky Jim, Mammoth, American Boy; there's a long list. The old-time prospectors were a superstitious lot. Lucky names brought good luck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:30 AM (FY9xN)
FOXNews is the "Let's you and him fight" network. If there's not conflict, then they're not trying hard enough. They just want to be there to position the cameras and throw their voices to juice the fighters when they tire.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 21, 2020 12:30 AM (HhXSr)
revocation of tax-exempt status for the communist indoctrination mills.
Seems fair. The Dems want to revoke the tax-exempt status of churches, might as well start with theirs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 21, 2020 12:31 AM (SchxB)
Piece of leather horse rein for me. Good God, that stung.
A friend's mom favored a section of that orange Hot Wheels track.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:31 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 21, 2020 12:31 AM (YqED9)
Been reading him since a girlfriend in Boston introduced me to his work in the 90s.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 12:32 AM (j3jZX)
Perfect for what, exactly, Joe?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
*glares*
Posted by: Triple Feather-not-dot Lieawatha at August 21, 2020 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Watching The Magnificent Seven.
What has happened to us?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 12:18 AM (U2p+3)
Hey!
That 2016 remake on TNT?
Where the hell is Steve McQueen, Yul Brenner, and Charles Bronson?
Gotta be another Democrat plot.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:32 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:20 AM (c6ma9)
The rent is too damn high. Otherwise, yeah, pretty much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 12:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 12:35 AM (j3jZX)
Gotta be another Democrat plot.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:32 AM (sy5kK)
Dead. Passed on. Ceased to be.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 12:36 AM (NWiLs)
Goodnight ye horde. Sleep well, and dream of large women.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 21, 2020 12:35 AM (j3jZX)
*wheeze*
I...can't...breathe...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 12:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 12:37 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 21, 2020 12:37 AM (0OmEj)
In light of your good taste in spouse and state of residence,
Nah bro. Thx for the years of entertainment.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 12:38 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2020 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 21, 2020 12:37 AM (0OmEj)
Shart, derp, and smarmy is more like it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:39 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 21, 2020 12:39 AM (f41d4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
I never keep more than five (5) pounds of flour in the house at one time.
And I use...most of it for cooking.
Posted by: A Miklos Man gotta know his limitations at August 21, 2020 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2020 12:40 AM (vMCab)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
I never keep more than five (5) pounds of flour in the house at one time.
And I use...most of it for cooking.
Posted by: A Miklos Man gotta know his limitations at August 21, 2020 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)
You will roux that decision.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 12:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 21, 2020 12:41 AM (Opp2L)
Piece of leather horse rein for me. Good God, that stung.
A friend's mom favored a section of that orange Hot Wheels track.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:31 AM (unn44)
Many kitchen appliances used to have a cord that was detachable, and could be folded in half, to create a strap that could break the sound barrier, with the proper wrist break.
Growing up, Mom would sometimes show us, if we really got out of hand.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:42 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2020 12:40 AM (vMCab)
The key broke off in the cognition switch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:42 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2020 12:42 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2020 12:40 AM (vMCab)
And we would, too, if it wasn't for that darn war, er, pandemic. Can't be helped.
The Dems
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 12:42 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:31 AM (unn44)
I bet his dad used to get that one, too.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:44 AM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 12:44 AM (L47aO)
And every one of the clowns who just denounced his abilities knows it.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2020 12:45 AM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at August 21, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
The Dems
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 12:42 AM (Z4rgH)
Do you realize that a worldwide outbreak of gonorrhea would be a Peter Pandemic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:45 AM (FY9xN)
Miklos checkin out...
O kay then.....Nightwatch will deal 5 card Texas Hold-em...and 4 bits for the enity.....Jokers are wild
Who in....?
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 12:46 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 12:44 AM (L47aO)
At least he didn't bear it off altogether.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:46 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 12:48 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:48 AM (c6ma9)
Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich with a Boc od Ex lax in it and leave it on top of your garbage can tomorrow night.
He won't come back after that exprerience.
Tht or a small can of chain bar oil slathered in Peanut Butter or Bacon Grease.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2020 12:48 AM (+BCoQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 12:44 AM (L47aO)
At least he didn't bear it off altogether.
You've had that one bruin for a while, haven't you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 21, 2020 12:48 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 12:48 AM (c6ma9)
-this includes the elimination of ISIS
-Some middle east peace with the normalization of Israel and big arab countries
-winning the china tariff wars
-getting nato to be more self-funded
-meaningful Afghan withdrawals
-some big attempts at peace with north korea
-the rise of trump-like politicians in other countries. brexit in England. a bunch of names I forget.
The left is just full of words, what are they fucking talking about?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 21, 2020 12:49 AM (f41d4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
"Don't go draggin' my can around"
Posted by: Aspiring songwriter Miklos at August 21, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
I heard InsomiaX is getting laid on the regular and is getting a doggo, so good for him.
What else?
Posted by: 🦦 at August 21, 2020 12:50 AM (StxPR)
Posted by: Fired Dem Consultant Miklos at August 21, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:52 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Fired Dem Consultant Miklos at August 21, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
I still favor "Knucks and Sucks".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 12:52 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 12:44 AM (L47aO)
At least he didn't bear it off altogether.
You've had that one bruin for a while, haven't you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Let's give these bear puns a paws.
Posted by: As Suggested by Miklos at August 21, 2020 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 12:53 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 12:53 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos, greeting a New Day at August 21, 2020 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 21, 2020 12:54 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2020 12:55 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 12:55 AM (In5Sq)
Posted by: Miklos, presenting Student ID for additional Discount at August 21, 2020 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 12:56 AM (u1WYs)
What else?
Posted by:
Omg! How did you get the sea otter emoji?!?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 12:56 AM (U2p+3)
Given that there are only about three hundred hard-core rioters, that is a considerable division of effort.
They're usually better organized than that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2020 12:57 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Well...probably didn't ask for it....
Posted by: Miklos Pyle, Surprise Surprise Surprise at August 21, 2020 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 12:59 AM (KAi1n)
as the Dem candidate (so he could "avoid" prosecution) is that he's
going to end up avoiding prosecution on the grounds that he's not
competent to stand trial and thus didn't need to "run" for "protection"
anyway.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 12:53 AM (KAi1n)
did Joe say, "if I go down I am taking you with me"?
What a horrible deal for them, they just had to wait for him to blow away.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2020 12:59 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Miklos the Yogi at August 21, 2020 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 01:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2020 01:02 AM (ufFY8)
Division of effort always works!
Posted by: The Japanese, Going After Midway And The Aleutians At The Same Time! at August 21, 2020 01:02 AM (I2/tG)
At least he didn't bear it off altogether.
You've had that one bruin for a while, haven't you?
Let's give these bear puns a paws.
Oh! fur God's sakes ...
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket Critic ... at August 21, 2020 01:02 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:03 AM (NWiLs)
Growing up, Mom would sometimes show us, if we really got out of hand.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 12:42 AM (sy5kK)
One Grandma favored wooden spoons with the slits in it, to cut down on atmospheric resistance.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2020 01:04 AM (Y8PSl)
I knew it was here somewhere!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
*pushes red solo cup suggestively*
Actually I use two or three together, because those double walled insulated glasses cost MONEY
Posted by: Miklos, not a candidate for Supreme Court (yet) at August 21, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 01:04 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 01:04 AM (KAi1n)
I'd say it's the polar opposite.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2020 01:05 AM (+BCoQ)
Posted by: Miklos, oh the irony at August 21, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2z9q3z4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 01:07 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:05 AM (NWiLs)
Wait 60 seconds, and see what develops.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 01:07 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Miklos, on the Back 40 at August 21, 2020 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket Critic ... at August 21, 2020 01:07 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 01:04 AM (KAi1n)
I'd say it's the polar opposite.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
I think I'll just scat in outta here.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2020 01:08 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:08 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 01:08 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos, oh the irony at August 21, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Make sure the bear has more fiber in his diet and it might go away naturally ...
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket Critic ... at August 21, 2020 01:09 AM (LPnfS)
I knew it was here somewhere!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
*pushes red solo cup suggestively*
Actually I use two or three together, because those double walled insulated glasses cost MONEY
Posted by: Miklos, not a candidate for Supreme Court (yet) at August 21, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Get the cup close as you can to the USB port.
I don't want to waste any.
These WA state hard liquor taxes are insane. There are people I have known, that make a California road trip profitable with a big buy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:10 AM (sy5kK)
Build back better is the Chinese knock off of MAGA
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 01:11 AM (c6ma9)
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 01:12 AM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 12:56 AM (U2p+3)
In Soviet America sea otter emoji get you
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 01:13 AM (c6ma9)
When Bob Dole named Jack Kemp to be his VP candidate, despite their conservable political differences, the Capitol Steps satirical group had a skit where their Bob Dole character said (Bob Dole was famous for referring to himself in speeches as "Bob Dole"):
"You may wonder why Bob Dole named Jack Kemp to be Bob Dole's running mate.
Bob Dole knows Jack Kemp.
Bob Dole hates Jack Kemp.
And if Bob Dole's going down, Bob Dole's taking Jack Kemp with him."
Posted by: The Arc Of History! at August 21, 2020 01:13 AM (I2/tG)
Build back better is the Chinese knock off of MAGA
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 01:11 AM (c6ma9)
What's stolen can be stolen again.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:14 AM (sy5kK)
Oh crap!
It's Thursday night.
Garbage day is Friday morning.
Gotta get the trash can out to the street.
OK, after this bourbon is gone.
Truck isn't coming for hours.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:16 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:14 AM (sy5kK)
Like a cheating girlfriend/spouse.
The first guy to have her stolen gets the last laugh.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2020 01:17 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Critter was thwarted by the HammerLock™
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 01:17 AM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Once Upon a Time, I attempted to sell Hungarian wine and Stoli vodka in WA.
They were Booze Bolsheviks even back then (and the Canadians too).
Gummint.
Posted by: Miklos, OG Reaganite at August 21, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:16 AM (sy5kK)
Plenty of time.
But then again, I got my garbage out on the curb already.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2020 01:19 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:19 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos from the Dem Platform Committee at August 21, 2020 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 21, 2020 01:20 AM (CvJaM)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:16 AM (sy5kK)
Plenty of time.
But then again, I got my garbage out on the curb already.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2020 01:19 AM (ufFY
I tried repeatedly but my ex wife kept climbing out of the can.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 21, 2020 01:21 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
No honesty among thieves?
Posted by: Miklos from the Dem Platform Committee at August 21, 2020 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Shocking isn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:21 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:22 AM (NWiLs)
Once Upon a Time, I attempted to sell Hungarian wine and Stoli vodka in WA.
They were Booze Bolsheviks even back then (and the Canadians too).
Gummint.
Posted by: Miklos, OG Reaganite at August 21, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
It used to be the Liquor Board that was Commie / corrupt.
Now, it is the entire state guvvermint, and big cities.
And driving me to drink, it is.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:22 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
If it has Kung-Fu Grip™ have your People talk to my People.
Posted by: Miklos with an Original Mystery Date game at August 21, 2020 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)
It used to be the Liquor Board that was Commie / corrupt.
Now, it is the entire state guvvermint, and big cities.
And driving me to drink, it is.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:22 AM (sy5kK)
As in out of the state to buy cheaper liquor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2020 01:24 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 21, 2020 01:20 AM (CvJaM)
Two pitifully lame trolls. Both gone now.
Did you hear from your son, regarding the car?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 01:24 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Insomniac
I suspect Insom may be about to show some ankle.
Posted by: Miklos, whoa has more of a fainting hammock at August 21, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Wife elbowing me at 5 AM..."Did you take the trash cans out last night??!!...."I hear the trucks??
Me....effin dang posted too late again...alright alright alright.
hell of way to hit the floor....
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:26 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Miklos Toussaint L'Observateur at August 21, 2020 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Only about sixty would-be rioters in front of ICE - not enough to do anything.
I'm sure there will be recriminations tomorrow about scheduling two riots at the same time.
Posted by: The Arc Of History! at August 21, 2020 01:28 AM (I2/tG)
There's never been anything we've been able to accomplish when we've done it together, Biden said during his address at the Democratic National Convention.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 01:29 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
We'll call it....Altavista!!!
Posted by: Miklos yelling Yahoo!!!! at August 21, 2020 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Got a ultra swell Lib proposal currently being shoved down our throats in the NoHo....
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:30 AM (u1WYs)
There's never been anything we've been able to accomplish when we've done it together, Biden said during his address at the Democratic National Convention.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2020 01:29 AM (WkPC9)
I can't remember which moron it was, but go look back in the comments and you will see they called it, almost in real time.
For a 1996 technology as a foundation, "almost in real time" is as good as it gets around here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:32 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Insomniac
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If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
Posted by: Thomas de Quincey at August 21, 2020 01:32 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: The Arc Of History
The Revolutionary People's Front has always been at war with the Peoples' Revolutionary Front.
Posted by: and 2+2=Miklos with a few full glasses at August 21, 2020 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Got a ultra swell Lib proposal currently being shoved down our throats in the NoHo....
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:30 AM (u1WYs)
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i be here.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 01:34 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2020 01:34 AM (PUmDY)
Fuckety, fuck, fuck, fuck. Drove back to the dump, and threw it all in the bin. Damned if anyone else is going to claim the deposit money on the shit. And I didn't want to drive back home with all the stuff, and have a wind come up and blow bags of cans all over the place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 01:35 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
We'll call it....Altavista!!!
Posted by: Miklos yelling Yahoo!!!! at August 21, 2020 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Genius!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 01:36 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Please wear a mask when disposing of bong water.
Posted by: Publicly Healthy Miklos at August 21, 2020 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:37 AM (NWiLs)
I mentioned your Calgary Flames earlier in this thread -- I'm sorry! At least the Washington Capitals also lost; I still think their Tom Wilson should be censured / banned from the league for dirty play, blind side hits.
Now, forward to 1000 comments on your post tonight...!
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 21, 2020 01:38 AM (ExnWy)
(stolen otter valor)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:03 AM (NWiLs)
Delet this!
Posted by: 🤺 at August 21, 2020 01:38 AM (StxPR)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:38 AM (u1WYs)
The PNW Youth Liberation Front (an Antifa front group) usually announces the official location of the night's riot the morning before with a visually striking notice, but simply retweeted the location of both riots today, rather than putting up a riot notice of their own.
They were just banned from Facebook, and the FBI came out today with a wanted poster with nine people on it, who all helped trash the ground floor of the Portland Justice Center back in late May.
They may be getting nervous.
Posted by: The ARC Of History! at August 21, 2020 01:38 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AntiFa/BLM Logic at August 21, 2020 01:39 AM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 01:39 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 21, 2020 01:39 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Alternate Universe Oddball Miklos at August 21, 2020 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Baldy at August 21, 2020 01:40 AM (OLCH5)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 21, 2020 01:40 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 21, 2020 01:41 AM (cI3Q7)
Genius!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:35 AM (NWiLs)
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Jim
USENET New Dawn
Galve*lost handshake*/static
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 01:41 AM (QzJWU)
As in out of the state to buy cheaper liquor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 21, 2020 01:24 AM (NWiLs)
It was the early 80's, but did that once. With the rent money, a couple of years out of college and still a broke bum.
More than doubled the money, and lots of free booze. Got pulled over coming back in Oregon, thought I was a goner, but he never checked the trunk, and got off with a warning to "slow down, son".
"Yes. sir. Thank you sir."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:42 AM (sy5kK)
Did you hear from your son, regarding the car
Yeah. Apparently even you couldn't fix it with the US government's budget and 67 master mechanic assistants. Damn kid couldn't take care of his dick if it wasn't attached. When I gave it to him a year ago it passed Maryland inspection easily.
J/K, of course. We all know you can fix anything.
I would like to talk to you about something, could you please email me? My nic at gee, mail! Dot comm.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 21, 2020 01:42 AM (CvJaM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 01:42 AM (GBHAb)
USENET New Dawn
Galve*lost handshake*/static
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 01:41 AM (QzJWU)
Curses! Foiled again.
Posted by: the Barrel at August 21, 2020 01:43 AM (FY9xN)
Posted by: Alt Miklos Net at August 21, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 21, 2020 01:44 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Alt Miklos Net at August 21, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Ahhhh, 9.6k porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 21, 2020 01:44 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Alt Miklos Net at August 21, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
I love ladies long time, G.I!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 01:45 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, anticipation being a thing at August 21, 2020 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
So get this....LA councilmember Krekorian wants to "fast track" "pallet shelters" in the park behind the old Laurel Grove Plaza complex to house up to 160 homeless folk.....gee just down the street from me. These shelters will be "wet"meaning the tweekers can still be tweekin in their own tax payer funded tweeker hut.
Ain't that just so fuckin GRAND???
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:47 AM (u1WYs)
we just told Classic Firearms we wanted their Occupation era FN High Power.
not "perfect" but still collectable. matching SNs and all that.
#winning!
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 01:48 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 21, 2020 01:49 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:50 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:47 AM (u1WYs)
GARAND.
You take them out in groups of eight.
This is known.
PING! be upon you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
Worse, they put salt on them in the winter.
Posted by: Miklos Lei Feng, the Ever Rust-Proof Screw at August 21, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:53 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 21, 2020 01:49 AM (M/9m0)
It's only a freckle!
Posted by: 🥺 at August 21, 2020 01:53 AM (StxPR)
Posted by: Miklos Lei Feng, the Ever Rust-Proof Screw at August 21, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
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Lord have mercy.
Even if the dick passes inspection?
Weird Dave says it did.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 21, 2020 01:54 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
Were MD to actually require "dick inspections", I would be there with a dump truck fulla salt.
I think I could dissolve about 9/10ths of the democratic caucus?
And *all* of the RINOs.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 01:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 01:47 AM (u1WYs)
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nothing Krookorian might do would surprise me, other than him giving a F about the residents of his district.
if you do';t have pull or dollars for his next campaign, you don't matter to him or his office.
e-mail me the details, and i'll see what i can do to stir up a fuss.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 01:54 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 21, 2020 01:56 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:58 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:58 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 21, 2020 01:59 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 21, 2020 01:59 AM (BRkq2)
And *all* of the RINOs.
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 01:54 AM (QzJWU)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 21, 2020 02:00 AM (M/9m0)
Over a grand, and it just shows that Democrats getting together bring out the best, er, worst in all of us.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:00 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 21, 2020 02:00 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 01:58 AM (sy5kK)
The grand Damn Rent is Too Damn High!
Brother, can you spare a dollah fo' rent?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket Critic ... at August 21, 2020 02:01 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 12:31 AM (unn44)
My mom did that once, only for her it was a spur of the moment idea when out of the blue she decided to do her best Godzilla impersonation and tear up the local race track. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2020 02:03 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Miklos, consulting missing page in AoS StyleBook at August 21, 2020 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
The grand Damn Rent is Too Damn High!
Brother, can you spare a dollah fo' rent?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
Bourbon seal is cracked.
Put your glass next to the USB port.
Evan Williams wants to say hello.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:04 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket
So the Biden kid ate it.
Fork it over people
(will split with Adriane later)
Posted by: Miklos, 20 bucks each, people, and pick up that blood at August 21, 2020 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)
The grand Damn Rent is Too Damn High!
Brother, can you spare a dollah fo' rent?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
Bourbon seal is cracked.
Put your glass next to the USB port.
Evan Williams wants to say hello.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:04 AM (sy5kK)
I'm drinking some Capt. Morgan.
I once sailed under a Capt. Morgan.
And strangely, had a Sailor Friend on that ship, named Jerry
God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2020 02:06 AM (NgKpN)
Be thankful.
I would have you all sitting silently in line, awaiting instruction and frightened beyond words, to inquire as to your next thought, comment or word.
Nah.
Kidding.
Or, was I?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/feral free range maurading kid that I was
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I anticipate a nice a cappella number by Evan and Old Grandad.
Posted by: Miklos, Good night Irene at August 21, 2020 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket Critic ... at August 21, 2020 02:07 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 02:08 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 21, 2020 01:42 AM (CvJaM
e-mail sent
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 02:08 AM (wHKIo)
God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Romeo13
Well, at least it explains the tattoos.
Posted by: Miklos, lubber of land at August 21, 2020 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Guessing that Jim was the kind of dad that definitely pulled the car over when the kids were out of hand.
No threats, only promises.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:09 AM (sy5kK)
I anticipate a nice a cappella number by Evan and Old Grandad.
Posted by: Miklos
------
Barber shop quartet, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Evan Williams, Old Grandad
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 02:10 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Romeo13
Well, at least it explains the tattoos.
Posted by: Miklos, lubber of land
and maybe, the duckbill platypus ...
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket Critic ... at August 21, 2020 02:10 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket
Extra points for the first use of "sate" here in 2020.
Posted by: Miklosian OED at August 21, 2020 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, lubber of land at August 21, 2020 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
No tats. Because of some of what I did back then, identifying marks were not approved.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2020 02:10 AM (NgKpN)
cfomom checked in a few days ago, some health issues, but the full cfomom attitude and spunk.
DNK about Chavez.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:11 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2020 02:08 AM (830x5)
cfomom checked in a couple of days ago. She is back home, getting better, but still not 100%. Said her B-vitamins were way out of whack, or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 02:12 AM (wHKIo)
No threats, only promises.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:09 AM (sy5kK)
Sadly, no.
Not even never a Dad. Step Dad, aplenty. But none of my own.
I think I scared 'em all right back up the ol' Fallopian Tubes.
*remorse*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 02:12 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Old Grandad is actually hard to find these days.
But I'm told it will be on my ballot.
Posted by: Miklos, Old Grandad is actually a bit rare here at August 21, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:15 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2020 02:10 AM (NgKpN)
I was not in the Secret Squirrel Forces, but was advised accordingly, back in '76.
I was shooting scores such as to "attract attention", and was given guarded council as to how to comport myself in those days.
Never became anything, but I never forgot, either.
If I were to get a tatt now, it would be a long expired "Best Used By" date on my ass.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 02:16 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2020 02:16 AM (wHKIo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2020 02:18 AM (H5knJ)
Hey, You... Human Crumple-Zone. *pokes someone with stick* -Let's move along. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
*mutters something about political ONTs*
*pushes broom*
Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2020 02:19 AM (Ckg4U)
I just never got the idea of tatoos.
And these really hot 20-somethings who get tatted up.
To me, it's like buying a new Ferrari, and then tagging it with a can of Krylon.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:19 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2020 02:20 AM (QzJWU)
Jim
Or "has been used by" with a bunch of very fine print
Posted by: Miklosian Graphics Ltd at August 21, 2020 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, of the Noble Von Slappenbergs at August 21, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2020 02:24 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Je suis d'accord.
Posted by: Late Nite Fancy Pantsless Miklos at August 21, 2020 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Lie down on your mats and take your Required Quiet Time Naps.
Mrs. Miklos has to speak with the Principal and the Union Teacher Shop Stewardperson.
Any noise or horseplay will be noted on Your PERMANENT RECORDS.
Posted by: Mrs. Miklos, actually going out for a smoke at August 21, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 21, 2020 02:38 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Mrs. Miklos
oh, for the young malepersons
There is more ritalin in the big bowl on my desk. Try the organic kiwi/seaweed flavor!
Posted by: Mrs. Miklos, actually going out for a smoke and purple hair touchup at August 21, 2020 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mrs. Dr. Miklos, actually going out for a smoke and purple hair touchup at August 21, 2020 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 02:40 AM (u1WYs)
Look at us cruising the rarefied air of Granderdom.
I can see the contrails behind us....and the air is thin but pure....
Fly on you lofty Horde...Fly on......
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 02:45 AM (u1WYs)
Last night, he was dancing on a wooden table set atop a fairly large fire - I kept expecting him to stagger backwards into the flames.
Just the sort of a well-adjusted person who should be determining our social policies.
Because he's Better Than You.
Posted by: The ARC Of History! at August 21, 2020 02:48 AM (I2/tG)
someday we will meet in meat space.
and trade real stories.
/smile
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2020 02:49 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 02:56 AM (u1WYs)
So...0300, and I'm awake.
What did I miss with the Max Headroom convention last night?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2020 02:58 AM (3D/fK)
Auto/Pedestrian in 3 days..he will be on the bumper side...
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 02:59 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 03:03 AM (u1WYs)
He's already been arrested three times in these festivities. No consequences, of course.
Meanwhile, a different group was marching through a residential neighborhood in Portland at 11 PM, loudly chanting: "Wake up, mother*******, wake up!" No consequences to doing that, either.
Who you vote for matters, Portlanders.
Posted by: The ARC Of History! at August 21, 2020 03:05 AM (I2/tG)
Your in-box sir. I thought it was a spoof at first.
But this is LA now.....
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 21, 2020 02:40 AM (u1WYs)
---
i call it "Lost Angels, #Failifornia" for a reason...
this used to be paradise, now it's a cross between Purgatory and Hell.
damn the swine who have deliberately destroyed my home.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 03:14 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 21, 2020 03:17 AM (0qP2O)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 03:17 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: redc1c4
If you are not there when I arrive for the Immortal Taco Tour, I shall plant a flag of your choice at the Specified Location.
Posted by: Miklos Fremont at August 21, 2020 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Who you vote for matters, Portlanders.
Posted by: The ARC Of History!
More please.
Posted by: Miklos, seeing Intensification of Contradictions at August 21, 2020 03:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 03:28 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 21, 2020 03:17 AM (0qP2O)
You just said a mouthful.
Posted by: Messalina Challenging Pelosi To A Fuck Off at August 21, 2020 03:32 AM (Y8PSl)
If I really get up I could make French toast
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 03:34 AM (OjZpE)
The riots at ICE are very close to Oregon Health Sciences University, and a large fraction of the people who live in the surrounding densely populated neighborhood work there.
Good luck if you are a surgeon who has to get up at 5 AM for an operation, when you have a rioting mob under your window at 1 AM.
Posted by: The ARC Of History! at August 21, 2020 03:35 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Adriane the Wouldn't Pick a Pocket Critic ... at August 21, 2020 02:01 AM (LPnfS)
I'm hard of hearing.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 03:36 AM (Z4rgH)
neighborhood in Portland at 11 PM, loudly chanting: "Wake up,
mother*******, wake up!" No consequences to doing that, either.
Who you vote for matters, Portlanders.
Posted by: The ARC Of History!
---
i wonder what would happen if the mob started getting hit with paint balls, especially partially frozen ones, to make them extra hard?
no muzzle flash, so no give away on the sending location, but painful and telling.
especially if there was a sign nearby that said:
"They Could Have Been Bullets."
"Get the Fuck Out While You Can."
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 03:37 AM (lurxo)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Woke up for some reason. I'll pay for it later. But had a good nap Thursday afternoon, so likely ready for action. Just earlier than normal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:37 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:38 AM (hyuyC)
They have modified body armor. Already getting hit with pepper paintballs.
In my AO -- Without warning. Without remorse.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:40 AM (hyuyC)
Sciences University, and a large fraction of the people who live in the
surrounding densely populated neighborhood work there.
Good luck if you are a surgeon who has to get up at 5 AM for an
operation, when you have a rioting mob under your window at 1 AM.
Posted by: The ARC Of History! at August 21, 2020 03:35 AM (I2/tG)
---
since the odds are that those very same people voted for the hacks making this possible, the only people i feel sorry for are their patients.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 03:41 AM (lurxo)
Fuckity. I had this shit pulled on me for the first time in 3rd grade.
And it is true -- I have one of the worst citizenship grades average ever recorded in the US. I think I'm the record holder in A (knowledge) / F (conduct) report cards in history.
But I've gotten much better since then.
And if you don't believe me, all y'all can suck my Rebel Dick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 03:43 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:40 AM (hyuyC)
---
unfortunately, game laws here in #Failifornia are rather restrictive, even for varmints.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 03:43 AM (lurxo)
Target ID is accomplished. I marvel at the lack of reason on people. They can not figure it out.
Try this in 1955 Eisenhower America. Did not happen.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:44 AM (hyuyC)
CA is an effective police state, as is most of America, then. Can you subcontract to those that do not care, and have nothing to lose?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:46 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2020 03:37 AM (lurxo)
Not paint but indelible ink. Make it easier for the Feds to identify them later. I'm sure indelible ink can be frozen as well.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2020 03:47 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:47 AM (hyuyC)
someday we will meet in meat space.
and trade real stories.
/smile
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2020 02:49 AM (NgKpN)
It's worth the effort.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 03:47 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:48 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:48 AM (hyuyC)
Why let only the security forces have all the fun?
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2020 03:49 AM (Y8PSl)
I do not want fun with rioters and barbarians. Unless you have a robust team, with good people in overwatch.
My bar-fighting days are over.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:52 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: The ARC Of History!
Good luck being a competent professional in a place run by commies.
Hungarian doctors moved to the US.
I guess Portlandia doctors will Live their Best Lives in Cuba.
Posted by: Miklos, who had to read the Collected Works of Marx and Lenin at August 21, 2020 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
This one...is dangerous.
Posted by: George Soros' White Long Haired cat at August 21, 2020 03:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:56 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Fighting Cock
It's a kind of whiskey
Posted by: Miklos, quasi official Carolina Gaecock at August 21, 2020 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 21, 2020 03:59 AM (+50cl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 21, 2020 03:59 AM (LxTcq)
We had someone in Portland saying the protesters were the targets of every strong-arm thief and brigand in the Metro area. And the rioters could neither get police protection nor report the theft.
The rioters internal security is ... undisciplined and ineffective.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:00 AM (hyuyC)
Privately owned water tower.
Posted by: buzzion
But....How does the water get IN the tower ?
And.......if there are water towers, why not coffee towers, or BEER Towers ?
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2020 04:02 AM (arJlL)
**gives cat ear scrunchies**
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 03:56 AM (hyuyC)
I dunno, but you seem kinda feisty to me.
My favorite western saying is
"I've ridden with him, and I got no complaints."
Understated, laconic, powerful. Hard to earn.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 04:02 AM (Z4rgH)
I would not even watch a 15 seconds précis of the executive summary.
We want power. Get in our way, you die. How did I do?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:03 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:05 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Well.
I noticed the logic of why the homeless bums in Budapest slept during the day, and stayed up at night.
Predator/prey
Life teaches hard lessons, Copybook Headings and all.
Posted by: Miklos, seen, even tried to help at August 21, 2020 04:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 04:06 AM (OjZpE)
I watch out for them. They were successful in getting my friend the pragmatic County Commissioner voted out in the primary.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:06 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: MiklosBot, a better Autocomplete app at August 21, 2020 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 04:08 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:08 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:09 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: JT
Now see?
Big beautiful AMERICAN beer towers!
Oktoberfest is cancelled this year.
Deutscher wieners.
Posted by: Miklos, ein morgener prosit! at August 21, 2020 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:05 AM (hyuyC)
Really? Another favorite line of mine from Tombstone is
"you run your mouth awful reckless for a man who don't go heeled."
As Heinlein mentioned, an armed society is a polite society.
The present ain't all that different. Power still respects power.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 04:14 AM (Z4rgH)
I think America, based on the rights of individuals and property rights, is still revolutionary.
But our response is attenuated. In the era of muscular Christianity, there was a wider effort of the general public to stop crime and become better. There is a good book on life in Victorian England that discusses this.
But your wider point, that we are hierarchical apes with attitudes set in the Neolithic, is a valid one. The Left are reactionary, and we know how it ends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:20 AM (hyuyC)
I think Archimedes, killed by a soldier not following orders, is a good analogy for some of today. Like a world-class heart surgeon killed by a Palestinian attack.
We always have our barbarians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:23 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Not all, which is the problem.
Posted by: Miklos, actual graduate of Karl Marx University at August 21, 2020 04:23 AM (QzkSJ)
We always have our barbarians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
The father of a friend, a heart surgeon, was killed on his way to begin his life-saving and improving work.
He stopped to put gas in his car about 6 AM, while the gas station was being robbed inside.
For Extra points the Youth of Unmentionable Demographics shot and killed the surgeon outside.
Dr. Blair, RIP
Posted by: Miklos at August 21, 2020 04:28 AM (QzkSJ)
I respect your analysis. Do you have a way we can get the outcome we want?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:28 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:29 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Lenin.
Intensify the contradictions. The fools are doing that themselves.
The enemy are amateur dilettante Marxists.
No mercy.
Posted by: Miklos, participant in the Greatest and most Noble Experiment in Human Freedom and Dignity at August 21, 2020 04:32 AM (QzkSJ)
We always have our barbarians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:23 AM (hyuyC)
true. And we always will. Maybe Harry Harrison, in The Stainless Steel Rat series, foresaw this.
Sometimes "The Law" needs to be broken.
Antiheroes still get celebrated, even today.
Human nature is a persistent bitch.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 04:33 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 04:36 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Deep State DoJ at August 21, 2020 04:36 AM (QzkSJ)
The Communist dogma has had 149 years of unredeemed failure. It has failed every time in that span. But the Inner, Inner Party did better than others.
*Le Sigh*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 04:44 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 04:48 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 21, 2020 04:48 AM (SRRAx)
Julie Kelly
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 04:50 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 04:51 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2020 05:03 AM (H5knJ)
What did I miss?
Posted by: JAS at August 21, 2020 05:05 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:06 AM (hyuyC)
https://tinyurl.com/y6fp6tgf
That's what I was looking for, so I didn't have to watch it.
TGIF
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2020 05:06 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:07 AM (hyuyC)
That means federally enforced, of course. It also once again demonstrates that science stopped having anything to do with this long ago.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 21, 2020 05:08 AM (FtO5h)
The only cure for the travails of the Democrat Party is that they be crushed out of existence, their headquarters/offices destroyed and the earth salted where the buildings once stood.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2020 05:09 AM (Y8PSl)
It must be burned out of people's heart, like flat-earthers. The building are nothing compared with failed ideas that turn normal people into barbarians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:11 AM (hyuyC)
Even got in a perp walk.
Contrast that to why they did in the Clinesmith sweetheart deal.
All we got was a lousy file photo and he's probably not even going to spend a single night in jail.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2020 05:19 AM (Ocq4j)
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2020 05:19 AM (Y8PSl)
But I've gotten much better since then.
And if you don't believe me, all y'all can suck my Rebel Dick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2020 03:43 AM (Z4rgH)
Hahaha. I thought I was the only one. I can remember my dad yelling "How the hell can you have a U [unsatisfactory] effort and an A in achievement?"
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2020 05:20 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Gordon Freeman at August 21, 2020 05:22 AM (4X5xS)
Hate to think it's come to this, but the lack of tolerance for reality makes it a path we may have to make.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:23 AM (hyuyC)
If it had a lovely shad of bright blue at the bottom of the water, I would be a tad bit more concerned.
Green means copper in the water. A dry suit, and you are good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:25 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:26 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:23 AM (hyuyC)
The Dems: I reject your reality and substitute one of my own!
When they talk of male to female trannies needing access to women's health care, there is no reality at all within the party of (pseudo)science. Once it was 'Save the whales!', then 'Save the trees!', then 'Save the polar bears!' Now it's 'Save the mailboxes!'
It would be hysterical if the Dems weren't so damn deadly serious.
Posted by: RickZ at August 21, 2020 05:32 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2020 05:38 AM (Wc7b0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:39 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2020 05:43 AM (sUl9n)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2020 05:43 AM (Wc7b0)
Posted by: Agent Smith at August 21, 2020 05:44 AM (Yr7T6)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2020 05:43 AM (sUl9n)
I don't know, either.
You go first:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6srxyzx
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 05:49 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 05:51 AM (Yr7T6)
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 05:53 AM (Yr7T6)
We knew it was you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 05:53 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2020 05:53 AM (arJlL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUT39cXx7hA
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 05:54 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2020 05:55 AM (XhWtx)
We've complained for years about the militarization of local police especially their adoption of surplus military equipment.
I haven't seen any of that or even any of the suppisedly vast array of non violent crowd control methods used even once. I heard about sound and heat weapons, but how about a water cannon?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2020 05:55 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 05:56 AM (Yr7T6)
We've complained for years about the militarization of local police especially their adoption of surplus military equipment.
I haven't seen any of that or even any of the suppisedly vast array of non violent crowd control methods used even once. I heard about sound and heat weapons, but how about a water cannon?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Or a TURD CANNON !
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2020 05:57 AM (arJlL)
I haven't seen any of that or even any of the suppisedly vast array of non violent crowd control methods used even once. I heard about sound and heat weapons, but how about a water cannon?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2020 05:55 AM
mayhaps a whiff of the grape?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2020 05:59 AM (Wc7b0)
Posted by: JT
I'd be happy if they just used two.
A turd one would be too much
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:00 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 21, 2020 06:01 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2020 06:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:02 AM (vd8XM)
Don, Jr.
at 3:15 in this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUT39cXx7hA
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 06:03 AM (ORD9/)
And porn
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:04 AM (vd8XM)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 06:10 AM (hyuyC)
Mid 80's during the day, mid 60's at night. Lotsa sun, no rain, low humidity.
I got home yesterday afternoon from some errands and could see the lawn turning brown, even after I watered on Monday.
Some of the shrubbery is wilty...I guess I get to start watering a few days earlier.
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:11 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Gordon Freeman at August 21, 2020 05:22 AM (4X5xS)
Quiet you. You're a silent protagonist.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 06:12 AM (Lv9tq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ai5KStAuEc
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 06:14 AM (ORD9/)
https://tinyurl.com/y5jugxaw
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 06:16 AM (Yr7T6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 21, 2020 06:17 AM (MVR7y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ai5KStAuEc
Posted by: m
Thanks! I watched a few minutes and marked it for viewing later
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:19 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 06:20 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 21, 2020 06:17 AM (MVR7y)
Makes me think of Dunwich Borers in Fallout 4
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 06:21 AM (Lv9tq)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 21, 2020 06:22 AM (rJD6t)
Posted by: Mikklos, de le Academie Franciise avec du "Wokisme" at August 21, 2020 06:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Demanding free tampons and pap smears for crazy men who still have functioning penises.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 06:23 AM (unn44)
Posted by: m
That's what happens when you're ugly to the bone
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)
Did they seriously not even have thirty employees they could have thrown in there? Seriously?
You can be as duplicitous and craft as you like, just don't be dumb about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2020 06:30 AM (uFlSg)
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Should have included at least one Mandela sign language guy
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:32 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 06:32 AM (Yr7T6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 06:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx
And then they sit down in front of company and like their own asses
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)
Demanding free tampons and pap smears for crazy men who still have functioning penises.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 06:23 AM (unn44)
In UK they have babies dying as ha men ha showing up ready to deliver and the staff (government run hospitals) is not even smart enough to ask could you be in labor.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 06:36 AM (JFO2v)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2020 06:37 AM (mht8P)
Did they seriously not even have thirty employees they could have thrown in there? Seriously?
You can be as duplicitous and craft as you like, just don't be dumb about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2020 06:30 AM (uFlSg)
The WWE tonight and for Summerslam are about to have fans Zoom in to have an "audience". I believe they've talked about 1000 LED screens to fill up the arena. And they can't get 30 hard core Dems to watch and clap? When they regularly stack town halls full of cronies to ask questions?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 06:37 AM (Lv9tq)
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 05:53 AM (Yr7T6)
They just needed to drop him from a taller building!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 06:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2020 06:38 AM (hyuyC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ai5KStAuEc
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 06:38 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 21, 2020 06:42 AM (2y4NB)
So if youre exhausted by our current presidents ego, incensed by his incivility, repelled by his racism, sickened by his sexism, enraged by his ignorance, tired of his insulting tweets, sidelined by his sycophancy, and marginalized by his megalomania, step off the sputtering Trump train and join us on the Democratic Express to the White House.
PDT does not ride a train, that Uncle Handsy. And everyone of that statement can be applied directly to Joe.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 06:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 06:44 AM (unn44)
1. Nominate Biden
2.
3. Profit!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 21, 2020 06:46 AM (2y4NB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2020 06:47 AM (EZebt)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6poymx2
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 06:50 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 21, 2020 06:51 AM (2y4NB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 21, 2020 06:53 AM (2y4NB)
I don't. He wouldn't blink an eye at BLM murdering you or me.
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 06:54 AM (Yr7T6)
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 05:53 AM (Yr7T6)
They just needed to drop him from a taller building!
Posted by: rhennigantx
It's more of a dull "thud", really.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 06:54 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 21, 2020 06:51 AM (2y4NB)
That's why They picked him.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 06:55 AM (ORD9/)
Nah, I remember the Bork and Thomas hearings.
Fuck 'im sideways with a piledriver and ten feet of wrought iron fence, and no lube.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 06:55 AM (unn44)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 06:38 AM (JFO2v)
I'd settle for a helicopter.
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 06:55 AM (Yr7T6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
They were dumb enough to think black voters were going to vote for the Crooked Cop just because she has a built-in tan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2020 06:56 AM (unn44)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyfrcj8u
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:00 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:00 AM (tsZQ+)
Who bought whole into Yes We Can
When they tallied the count
It was eventually fount
No advantage for that slight built in tan
Posted by: jsg at August 21, 2020 07:03 AM (Yr7T6)
Wallace is the fox in the hen house
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:00 AM (tsZQ+)
That hen house has more foxes in it than hens.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 07:03 AM (Lv9tq)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y26o65ar
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:05 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Downcast at August 21, 2020 07:06 AM (cDAVO)
Wallace is the fox in the hen house
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:00 AM (tsZQ+)
He is trying to be a nice guy so he gets invited to the right parties.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:00 AM (tsZQ+)
He is trying to be a nice guy so he gets invited to the right parties.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
yup
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:07 AM (tsZQ+)
The fvcker has been in DC politics for almost 50 years, you can't redefine that, but they are acting like biden is a breath of fresh air that will fix every problem in Washington.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 21, 2020 07:10 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 21, 2020 07:10 AM (2y4NB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:07 AM (tsZQ+)
Roberts Syndrome
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Z69.8
Encounter for mental health services for victim or perpetrator of other abuse
Encntr for mental health serv for victim or perp of abuse
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 21, 2020 07:11 AM (8IOEj)
1195 1190 Morning all
Wallace is the fox in the hen house
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:00 AM (tsZQ+)
He is trying to be a nice guy so he gets invited to the right parties.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
No he's a Dem hack. Last time I heard anything from him it was catching a bit of him on Kilmeades radio show and he was asking Kilmeade about the Trump was hiding in the bunker during the protests! crap. Wallace wanted to push that and Kilmeade, who actually got to speak to Trump, said that they had gone down their earlier in the day just to check it out and make sure everything was set in case they needed to use it. Wallace was a whiny bitch about Trump not speaking to him.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 07:11 AM (Lv9tq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 21, 2020 07:10 AM (2y4NB)
good and hard
43.8% of Black residents of Selma, Alabama live below the poverty line.
about 2.5 time that of all Alabama and twice the US rate.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
this morning i feel my time is too precious to waste even on making mock of these pretentious liars.
I'm'a work on some gainzzz so's to be ready for what happens when the PDT Landslide comes through.
G'mornin everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 21, 2020 07:15 AM (vMGcs)
Within the next 4 years you will see weight being taken off medical charts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:17 AM (JFO2v)
The age of biden's sweetness and light is going to dawn.
What a load of horseshit the dem's are pushing.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2020 07:17 AM (1G0gF)
Posted by: Downcast at August 21, 2020 07:06 AM (cDAVO) "
Outstanding !
If sanity ever returns and i am elevated to Galactic Overlord you will have a prosperous position in the War Department.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 21, 2020 07:19 AM (vMGcs)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:20 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:20 AM (tsZQ+)
Well, they're making progress, I guess.
What's with his talk of dark being bad, and light good? Sounds racist.
Posted by: lizabth at August 21, 2020 07:21 AM (L3Rsz)
The fvcker has been in DC politics for almost 50 years, you can't redefine that, but they are acting like biden is a breath of fresh air that will fix every problem in Washington.
--
It's amazing what you can get away with when the populace is so completely dumbed down. Half will swallow whatever their told because they can't reason out anything.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:22 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:23 AM (O+I8R)
How about "Dems gain 20 more people that will suck a pigs ass to get another dollar"
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 07:24 AM (vd8XM)
Such hardships as this he has to endure: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y37tqq4h
Poor b@stard.
Main URL: http://ptboatforum.com/index.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 07:25 AM (oZTS+)
Why do I do that! grrr
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:23 AM (O+I8R)
I did sale - sail the other day.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 07:25 AM (Lv9tq)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 21, 2020 07:26 AM (nFRLh)
I love this list, and hope the Democrats spend a ton of money on Texas. Go for it!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 21, 2020 07:27 AM (2y4NB)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:20 AM (O+I8R)
--
I posted about it yesterday, but the usual suspects are already setting the stage for the super deadly pandemic that required crashing the economy and shutting down schools to suddenly being no big deal after the election renders further fear useless.
NYT, four days ago:
"Scientists who have been monitoring immune responses to the virus are now starting to see encouraging signs of strong, lasting immunity, even in people who developed only mild symptoms of Covid-19, a flurry of new studies suggests"
-
I'm sure the vaccine will be pushed, but the lucky rabbit's mask silliness will be forgotten by Christmas.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 21, 2020 07:28 AM (s0/wW)
How about "Dems gain 20 more people that will suck a pigs ass to get another dollar"
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 07:24 AM (vd8XM)
All 20 were always against PDT and probably never voted for him last time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2020 07:29 AM (tsZQ+)
--Joe Biden
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:29 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 21, 2020 07:28 AM (s0/wW)
---
Bless your optimistic heart.
Trump wins, expect this shit to go on for years.
Posted by: SMFH at August 21, 2020 07:30 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: freaked at August 21, 2020 07:24 AM (0oAER)
Yeah... no sympathy for you for how you were acting in that thread.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 07:30 AM (Lv9tq)
Was the nice dress girl "That Star Wars Girl"? Looks like her but the image was a bit blurry.
Either that or I need coffee.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 21, 2020 07:30 AM (IAtY2)
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Useless, vacuous, all-consuming f*cking locusts.
*spit*
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 21, 2020 07:30 AM (s0/wW)
Posted by: SMFH at August 21, 2020 07:31 AM (RU4sa)
==
There is nothing "news" about YAYHOO News. It's a bunch of Ben Rhoades types churning out Democrat propaganda. It's a steaming pile.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:31 AM (O+I8R)
About 1 out of 5 bills Biden sponsors were to put BLM and Pantifia types in jail.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:32 AM (JFO2v)
Unless his sudden death due to Wuhan Flu while being President-elect. UnterFuhrer Harris will make sure the disease is stamped out one jack-booted stomp at a time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 07:33 AM (oZTS+)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 06:37 AM (Lv9tq)
And this is at a time where the WWE is the absolute LEAST popular it's ever been. Ratings are absolutely in the shitter and the Younger, Woker part of the fanbase wants Vince dead because of his friendship with PDT.
Posted by: Allie at August 21, 2020 07:33 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: SMFH at August 21, 2020 07:30 AM (RU4sa)
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I suspect we'll see another surge against a Republican at election time at some point, but I really think they'll drop the superficial nonsense for the most part regardless of who wins. ESPECIALLY if Biden wins, because otherwise the economy tanks immediately.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 21, 2020 07:35 AM (s0/wW)
==
There is nothing "news" about YAYHOO News. It's a bunch of Ben Rhoades types churning out Democrat propaganda. It's a steaming pile.
Posted by: Lady in Black
It pops up as I go to my emails. The headlines of their news are worse than the National Enquirer back in the days
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 07:35 AM (vd8XM)
Trump wins, expect this shit to go on for years.
Posted by: SMFH at August 21, 2020 07:30 AM (RU4sa)
Trump Wins, Blue Governors and Mayors will throw a tantrum and institute even more draconian diktats.
Posted by: Allie at August 21, 2020 07:36 AM (vmRc0)
That would be a great time to go do other things because Ace at that point is feeling like xir's being ass-raped by murder hornets. Do NOT continue to engage. Let it go and wait a few threads before posting again
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 07:38 AM (oZTS+)
Posted by: Allie
If they want to put a tattoo on their diks, not for me to care.
I'd think it would hurt something fierce though
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 07:39 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:40 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 07:41 AM (oZTS+)
--Joe BidenPosted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:29 AM (ORD9/)
So he's saying that no reckoning with science, evidence or trends two months from now will matter. He knows right now that masks will be required (even though they never were required). Doesn't that say everything?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 21, 2020 07:42 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:42 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 07:44 AM (oZTS+)
Posted by: FLAVRT at August 21, 2020 07:44 AM (MEZgS)
--Joe BidenPosted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:29 AM (ORD9/)
So he's saying that no reckoning with science, evidence or trends two months from now will matter. He knows right now that masks will be required (even though they never were required). Doesn't that say everything?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 21, 2020 07:42 AM (H8QX
Complete text of Joe Biden's acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y26o65ar
Including this reference to "science":
Character is on the ballot. Compassion is on the ballot. Decency, science, democracy.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:45 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Ordinary American
Just for that, you must all wear 2 masks to doubly protect us!!
It's Science!
...Real Fart Smellers...
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2020 07:45 AM (vd8XM)
--
Of course, we all know it's all they've got, but this is meant to contrast with Trump. Who isn't decent. Who isn't compassionate. Who's vulgar and uncouth and a trouble-maker. And who wants that for a president, right?
It matters not that they've thrown flaming sh*tballs at him for 4 years.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:47 AM (O+I8R)
And all it did was fade to black. I don't care if that's the way Lucas did it. Be better.
Hey, Horde.
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2020 07:47 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 07:47 AM (oZTS+)
--Joe BidenPosted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:29 AM (ORD9/)
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Except for government employees, politicians, people who don't have to for medical reasons, and black people.
Because masks save lives!
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 21, 2020 07:49 AM (s0/wW)
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:50 AM (ORD9/)
--
Of course, we all know it's all they've got, but this is meant to contrast with Trump. Who isn't decent. Who isn't compassionate. Who's vulgar and uncouth and a trouble-maker. And who wants that for a president, right?
It matters not that they've thrown flaming sh*tballs at him for 4 years.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:47 AM (O+I8R)
Character We will only spy on people we do not like.
Compassion We will compassionately take from the Middle Class to fund the Rich and Poor.
Decency We will not fuck another mans wife unless she need a good rogering.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:47 AM (O+I8R)
Or that they're the most vile despicable excuse for humans on planet earth.
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2020 07:51 AM (uEbPt)
That always bothered me. What's a "marge"? Wouldn't it have made more sense to say "the night on the barge at Lake LeMarge"?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 21, 2020 07:51 AM (H8QX8)
@CNNPolitics
Judge invalidates Paterson, New Jersey, city council election after allegations of mail-in voter fraud
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:52 AM (JFO2v)
It looks like Orwell is also on the ballot.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 21, 2020 07:52 AM (H8QX8)
The museum dedicated to the memory of Susan B. Anthony has on her behalf declined President Donald Trumps pardon of the late womens suffrage leader.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:53 AM (JFO2v)
Joe Biden channeling Marianne Williamson
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:53 AM (ORD9/)
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This f*cker lied about the man that his dumbass dead wife crashed into when she decided to kill herself and the Biden daughter for f*cking DECADES. "He drank his lunch, and..."
In a car crash that was Biden's fault. That poor man's family sent repeated cease and desist letters to Biden for him to stop telling that story.
He's a horrible man, and I don't feel at all bad for watching his mental decline on national TV. Matter of fact, I appreciate the news agencies showing it. Remember a few months ago when that prominent black politician from DC died from cancer and no one knew he was a bedridden vegetable?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 21, 2020 07:54 AM (s0/wW)
So yeah, no sympathy at all.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2020 07:55 AM (Lv9tq)
"No generation ever knows what history will ask of it. All we can ever know is whether we'll be ready when that moment arrives."
We can know that?
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:55 AM (ORD9/)
On the other hand most are going to CA and FL. And I wouldn't want to live in either. TX would be great, except that it's way too hot and has very little in the way of mountains.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2020 07:56 AM (rpbg1)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=104004
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2020 07:56 AM (oZTS+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:56 AM (O+I8R)
But yeah, decency, character, whatever.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 21, 2020 07:57 AM (s0/wW)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 21, 2020 07:57 AM (5/XXJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2020 07:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2020 07:56 AM (O+I8R)
heh
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 07:58 AM (ORD9/)
We can know that?
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Not all that dumb.
I know for a fact, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if forced to defend myself from the left's shock troops, I can and will.
Besides, Biden didn't write that pablum.
A bunch of 20-somethings did.
Posted by: SMFH at August 21, 2020 08:00 AM (RU4sa)
about boycotting them or sending a message. "Airplanes have Goodyear
tires, are you gonna refuse to fly now?"
Fair enough Buzzion. I didn't realize I was coming off that way. The intent was to show how far down that boycott rat hole you can go.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 21, 2020 08:05 AM (+y8uL)
Posted by: freaked at August 21, 2020 08:05 AM (+y8uL)
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2020 08:06 AM (XxJt1)
After losing my first wife in a car accident, Jill came into my life
______________
Also a lie, according to Jill's ex-husband. He says that he and Jill worked on Biden's 1972 senate campaign, and both worked out of Joe's home's kitchen, and met the first Mrs. Biden before she was killed in a car accident in December of 1972.
Biden and Jill have claimed for years that they first met in 1975. But Bill Stevenson (Jill's ex-husband) says he asked her to move out of their marital home in 1974, when he realized she was having an affair with Biden.
We don't know for sure when Joe started boffing the married staffer Jill, but we do know -- from Tara Reade -- how Joe treats staffers he is attracted to . . . . .
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