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Final DNC Night: Joe Biden Gives a Pre-Recorded Speech That They'll Pretend is Live
You don't really expect Sundown Joe to take a chance that his brain medicine will fail him at a crucial moment, do you?
The media should have guaranteed this was live and therefore news (prerecorded advertisements are not "news") by requiring him to start off with some codeword they give to him minutes before his speech. But they wouldn't want to do that -- they're in on the con of pretending this obviously senile man isn't demented. So, enjoy the speech that Joe Biden has actually already recorded, which will be broadcast shortly before the nightly news.Up now at #DemConvention pic.twitter.com/m8ey3sTKMv
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) August 20, 2020
When people say “these people love war,” it’s not exactly accurate—these are broken people who have lost any sense of reality. They’re completely delusional hysterics, and it’s good to be completely rid of every last one of them.
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) August 21, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: A lotta nerve at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (wpJDK)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Zeera at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Not sarcasm. I have no idea who or what that is.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (AFSld)
That is one of the worse female artists in history. Like Yoko levels of awful: Billie Ellish.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)
It's where reality goes to die.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Sundowner Joe at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (yQpMk)
They will have to splice together several of Biden's attempts at giving this speech. Look for the cuts.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (wpJDK)
__________
He'll be bleeding from his left eye one moment, his right eye the next, and his front hole after that.
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (WqPYg)
Literally never heard of "her." I mean, I'm old - 29 - but I never heard my kids mention the name.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (AFSld)
When some Washington DC insider decides Trump is icky and won't vote for him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (zG5Sj)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (AFSld)
Holy shit, that dude is at maximum soy levels. He probably bleeds soy sauce.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (xkm5f)
willowed AND on topic!
------------
More embarrassment. This ad on the DNC going on and on and on about how Obama put Joe in charge of finding a cure for cancer.
Do they really want to do that? Because...How'd that go?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)
At least as well as "Christopher Reeve will walk when Al Gore is President"
Posted by: CN
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (wpJDK)
Weaponized 4chan will be on it. How long before they are trying a Deep Fake with someone standing in for Slow Joe?
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 20, 2020 08:59 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 08:59 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 08:59 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:59 PM (luzVb)
When Billie Eilish sang last night, ----
o no no non on onon ooohhhhhh!
Gaving fucking NEWSOM??!??!?!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:59 PM (G51Gf)
He's incapable of giving a speech live lasting more than a few minutes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2020 09:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 09:00 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Gil Scott Heron at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (a4EWo)
Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)
not in his wallet
a company man, tnt
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Joe Gill Biden at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (iydjf)
The benchmark of spontaneity I will be using to measure Biden is the President.
Another thing about last night that has stayed with me all day, like dried oatmeal welded to the side of a bowl is Billy Eilish's learned mind on music, poetry, politics, history - how she acquired wisdom is greater than anything I have ever experienced, more Moses that Moses, and to think she is only 18. She is even more Greta Thunberg than Greta Thunberg. We are so lucky to have them among us. Who needs God when we have them and words printed out for them to memorize.
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (Fmrwt)
Posted by: CN
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (G51Gf)
I remember CA passed a bond issue for that using the absolutely necessary fetal cells. Yeah, the crippled are walking on water now.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (luzVb)
See if he blinks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)
CAPTION: "The phone rings at 3 a.m. ..."
Cut to Biden answering his dentures.
Then cut to Kamala sucking the phone.
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)
The kindest thing I've said is oh go suck an egg.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2020 09:02 PM (j3npP)
Not sarcasm. I have no idea who or what that is.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (AFSld)
That is one of the worse female artists in history. Like Yoko levels of awful: Billie Ellish.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (d1uFV)
Billie Eilish cleaned up at the Grammy Awards earlier this year.
Yoko has to be pissed off.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Joe Gill Biden at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (iydjf)
Who gets to machine gun the booth when he goes off script?
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 20, 2020 09:03 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:03 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 09:03 PM (HaL55)
OK, so it's a she. Apparently, the soy really worked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:03 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:04 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: DBCooper at August 20, 2020 09:04 PM (y1Mvi)
Who's the dude in the second photo.
Not sarcasm. I have no idea who or what that is.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (AFSld)
_________
It's the love child of Rachel Maddow and Justin Trudeau.
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:04 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 09:05 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2020 09:05 PM (xPl2J)
When Billie Eilish sang last night, ----
o no no non on onon ooohhhhhh!
Gaving fucking NEWSOM??!??!?!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
========
Okay, we interrupted this post to bring you breaking news that the worst governor in the US just gave his pathetic pitch for 2024 and he's probably ticked that the convention is virtual because he didn't get a chance to address a mob in a ballroom that would pause for applause.
Anyway, Billie Eilish....
First time I ever heard her sing was last night on the DNC. I have to admit, she has a nice voice. I wish she'd use it for something else.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:05 PM (G51Gf)
Goats are always the animal you see in the occult. Why is that?
Goats have small horns like the Devil is pictured.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 09:05 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at August 20, 2020 09:06 PM (byF5j)
Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2020 09:06 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2020 09:05 PM (xPl2J)
Take a drink every time he repeats himself
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (O+AcM)
All right, I'm listening to a second one of her breathy synth songs. This is boring enough to depress heart rates to dangerous levels. Philip Glass is riveting by comparison. This is like a soundtrack for a Moby Dick movie written by Marcel Proust.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (J70i0)
We all remember him, the guy who actually leaked Valerie Plame's name to Novak, and then he and Colin Powell let Fitzgerald fuck over Scooter Libbey when they both knew he was the leak, not Libbey.
Fuck them all with a fucking rusty pineapple.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (x/sA1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (luzVb)
My name is Joe Biden and you're not.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 09:08 PM (Fmrwt)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Her trajectory is set with drug collapse, rehab, book on beating it,
tour, drugs, and found dead from overdose.
see also: Winehouse, Amy
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:09 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 20, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 20, 2020 09:09 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Ainsley@nekkid.com
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (O+AcM)
Take a drink every time he repeats himself
----
I have 911 on speed dial for when I OD on near beer.
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (Fmrwt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (AFSld)
Armitage was the fat fuck who hung Scooter Libby out to dry, who then GWB wouldn't pardon until DJT showed that pile of shit how a real President rights a wrong.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at August 20, 2020 09:06 PM (byF5j)
~~~~~
Hah! I was going to post that. Too funny!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)
We are former national security officials who love to beat tom-toms ... pardon our, uh, mayonnaise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (pNxlR)
This is boring enough to depress heart rates to dangerous levels. Philip
Glass is riveting by comparison. This is like a soundtrack for a Moby
Dick movie written by Marcel Proust.
SOMA-rock.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (R4Cb1)
Who am I?
What? That thing, that thing the Roosevelt did, back when. You know, that thing.
Who? C'mon man, I need my diaper changed. Is my hair green? Yes......ok. What?
Posted by: Joe Biden, Dead Man Walking at August 20, 2020 09:11 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Biden Handlers at August 20, 2020 09:11 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (O+AcM)
HA! I wasn't born yesterday...
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Rosey Palmer at August 20, 2020 09:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:11 PM (luzVb)
Has any political convevtion resulted in the opposing candidate gaining
polling ground? Because that is what I am seeing - no dead cat bounce
more like dead cat cratering.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 09:05 PM (cZjDV)
_________
He'll get the same bounce as he did after announcing Kamala (both times): A Dead Splat Bounce.
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:11 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2020 09:11 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 09:12 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:12 PM (0KPVR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:13 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 09:10 PM (9yVfH)
Amy was talented and a real musician and artist. Eilish is just a weird kid with weird, yet popular music.
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (J70i0)
Billie!
Honey!
At least make it to 27!
Posted by: Amy Winehouse, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Brian Jones at August 20, 2020 09:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 09:13 PM (rgAwr)
Has any political convevtion resulted in the opposing candidate gaining
polling ground? Because that is what I am seeing - no dead cat bounce
more like dead cat cratering.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 09:05 PM (cZjDV)
Shit don't bounce, and bullshit even less so.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 20, 2020 09:13 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Biden Handlers at August 20, 2020 09:13 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 09:14 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Heh, CGI at it's finest.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 20, 2020 09:14 PM (2ygtH)
He, he ... ** sniff! ** ... he made fun of us and our friends!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-- The League of Extraordinary Former Republican National Security Officials
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:14 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 09:15 PM (rgAwr)
This is literally the worst rendition of the National Anthem ever.
Worse than Roseanne's.
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy
========
Who is that, the no-longer-Dixie Chicks? I can't believe I muted the anthem, but I did.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:15 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (cqGlW)
Piker. We got a low altitude night jump in three hours with a 12 mile road march afterwards.
Posted by: Army Privates At The Tiddy Bar at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (VcFUs)
Piker. Platoon thunder run through Tongduchon until midnight, carch the last bus at the gate, barely make curfew getting back to Hovey, Miss Kim en tow, then a 12 mile road march with full combat gear....ah, the good old days....
Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 20, 2020 09:15 PM (cqGlW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:16 PM (2O5Io)
polling ground?
68, seems middle America isn't fond of riots and burning shit
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2020 09:16 PM (5I0ZI)
all my useless knowledge will die with me
Posted by: REDACTED
Join me and serve as an immortal bad example!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 20, 2020 09:16 PM (2ygtH)
"Donate Now"
Fuckin aye , Kerry . Give it a rest, rich bitch. Here's an idea give Joe one of YOUR houses, poor little Black thang.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:16 PM (luzVb)
I wonder if more than 100 people will be watching. I doubt it
Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
_________
They've updated their viewer cloning software. Instead of 50 pairs of the same two viewers, it'll be simple duplicate clones of 50 viewers.
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (O+AcM)
hell!
This is painful to watch...
https://tinyurl.com/y57shvdb
Posted by: Tami
What the actual fukc was that?
Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (MVjcR)
all my useless knowledge will die with me
Posted by: REDACTED"
Carousel. Carousel.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (O+AcM)
_________
* Drinks 5 shots in 20 seconds *
"Okay, I'm out!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:18 PM (WqPYg)
I'm guessing the reviews of Gropin' Joe's speech have already been written. The best speech of his life, so inspiring, he showed he's made for the job..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 09:18 PM (tpIU4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:18 PM (xkm5f)
Money plane.
Posted by: Darius Emmanuel Grouch III (The Rumble) at August 20, 2020 09:18 PM (usCq7)
All right, I'm listening to a second one of her breathy synth songs.
This is boring enough to depress heart rates to dangerous levels.
Philip Glass is riveting by comparison. This is like a soundtrack for a
Moby Dick movie written by Marcel Proust.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (xkm5f)
__________
On suicide watch and qualudes.
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:18 PM (WqPYg)
This is relation to statue destruction.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (unn44)
I could not continue with the Tucker Carlson video to the end. The smell of decaying meat was too strong.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (t5m5e)
hell!
This is painful to watch...
https://tinyurl.com/y57shvdb
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:14 PM (cF8AT)
Hate them damn ferriners...
They had to know how badly that segment went.
That was the definition of cringe worthy.
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (xSz05)
Literally never heard of "her." I mean, I'm old - 29 - but I never heard my kids mention the name.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
She is known to her peers as "the sad girl".
A lot of really depressing lyrics. In one of her videos, a big spider comes out of her mouth.
Really weird chick.
Her parents are in "show business", and shamelessly hyped her when she was something like 16.
I predict she will either die of a drug OD or drink herself to death by the age of 30, when she will have become a nobody again.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 09:20 PM (3vIkC)
The best rendition of the National Anthem was when Robert Merrill would sing it at Yankee Stadium.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (C1Lsn)
_________
Jim Cornelson
Robert Merrill
That is all
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:20 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (vd8XM)
I have no idea. Looked like a rejected skit from SNL.
I don't know if it was actually part of the DNC convention or what.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Phone of Augustine at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (SGh3R)
Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (X/Pw5)
A lot of really depressing lyrics
The 80s called. Morrissey is jealous.
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (3vIkC)
This is not a photoshop.
https://tinyurl.com/y632fucc
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (vMCab)
Ten heat-seeking moisture missiles.
C'MON MAN!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (C1Lsn)
Stroke Eye, Stroke Eye! Could be a leaker, boy it look quite red.
Posted by: Billy Squier at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative"
27
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (XTyi0)
https://tinyurl.com/y57shvdb
Posted by: Tami
So much shit they needed two assholes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (+y/Ru)
any place I can stream Hannity ?
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)
________
Fox News livestream (remove spaces/breaks) -- Levin on right now:
usnewson.com / watch/fox-news-live-stream-usa
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 09:22 PM (rgAwr)
but I am kind of wondering, is it that Biden is sinking in to old age dementia or is it that he was always stupid but is slowly losing the ability to hide it?
and yeah, sometimes lately I have gotten the impression that we're supposed to believe that Biden was the one who turned the economy around, which is kind of believable given how incompetent and lazy Obama sometimes seemed to be.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2020 09:22 PM (4a9Vv)
hell!
This is painful to watch...
https://tinyurl.com/y57shvdb
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:14 PM (cF8AT)
THIS is CNN.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 20, 2020 09:22 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:22 PM (mht8P)
hell!
This is painful to watch...
https://tinyurl.com/y57shvdb
Posted by: Tami
"Ponce" = "faggot" in Britspeak, IIRC.
And our epicanthal friend is now criticizing someone's name as "not very American sounding."
Oh. OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 09:22 PM (xSz05)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (L9P9s)
Until Tucker calls out co-workers, like Wallace, Juan, Stieirfatass, and the rest
I will protest
Either he does
Or he a sellout
my money is on he's a sell out
and there's nothing wrong with that
as long as you admit that you are a sellout
if you are in love with Tucker, I'm sorry
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:22 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (IYZ+m)
The best rendition of the National Anthem was when Robert Merrill would sing it at Yankee Stadium.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 09:17 PM (C1Lsn)
_________
Jim Cornelson
Robert Merrill
That is all
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:20 PM (mht8P)
Cindy Lauper did a good job.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (VcFUs)
And that's a diagnosis made after not watching any of the convention (but for TuCa's video). It's frightening the party has any traction at all.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (HhXSr)
I don't know if it was actually part of the DNC convention or what.
Posted by: Tami
Okay, let's check in with the tote board and see how much we raised for those that suffer from chronic hangnails
Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (0KPVR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (d1uFV)
She's (almost literally) a child, and she's not even American. She's British.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2020 09:24 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2020 09:24 PM (uFlSg)
I wonder if more than 100 people will be watching. I doubt it
Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Are you including those cars of people in the parking lot this evening at the convention?
Seriously.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 09:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:24 PM (O+AcM)
Can't be the Dixie Chicks. They're now just the Chicks.
Besides, the Dims would have hired the Chicks with Dicks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)
Huge wake up call.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (wiXsO)
One of them had the NBA game on between Milwaukee and whoever they were playing. Black Lives Matter is stenciled on the wood floor of Milwaukee's arena, and about half the players have "Black Lives Matter" on their jerseys instead of their names.
On another screen, they were getting ready for a Stanley Cup playoff game. The graphic on the screen was talking about what the NHL was going to do about fighting racism.
I think that all the major sports are all woke, all the time.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (xkm5f)
This is painful to watch...
https://tinyurl.com/y57shvdb
Posted by: Tami
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The whole thing is so bad and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is so unfunny that it is certain to be repackaged as the Oscars.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: REDACTED
HAHAHA
Please feel free to help yourself to one of our wooden, splintered carvings and go fuck yourself.
Sorry, sorry. I'll Dial it down...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Make the inmates at Gitmo watch it.
Serve 'em right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (xSz05)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (0KPVR
Mr President, if you're reading this, please seriously consider Ace as your speech writer. You won't regret it.
Just don't let him near any power tools.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (r+sAi)
---
This^
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (5I0ZI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (tpIU4)
There were (and probably still are) far more pro-Trump people outside than pro-Biden people.
Seriously!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (unn44)
In your url window type: www.donaldjtrump.com/
(type in gibberish after the / )
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (cF8AT)
https://streamable.com/u95wu9
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (bDqIh)
Eilish's parents revealed that they once considered taking Eilish into a therapy session for her childhood obsession with Justin Bieber.
OMG!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (HhXSr)
It is. The amount of brainwashing is astounding.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (ZCiJZ)
Please feel free to help yourself to one of our wooden, splintered carvings and go fuck yourself.
Sorry, sorry. I'll Dial it down...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (luzVb)
Dial down for the AOS
as for me, pffft
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 09:29 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2020 09:29 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 09:29 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (0KPVR
Mr President, if you're reading this, please seriously consider Ace as your speech writer. You won't regret it.
Just don't let him near any power tools
Ixnay on the nomnay de plumeday
Posted by: President Richard Punch at August 20, 2020 09:29 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:28 PM (dUJdY
You want us to hold him down?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:29 PM (2O5Io)
You misspelled "30 seconds".
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 20, 2020 09:29 PM (2LIfj)
118
I'm guessing the reviews of Gropin' Joe's speech have already
been written. The best speech of his life, so inspiring, he showed he's
made for the job..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 09:18 PM (tpIU4)
________
"So inspiring that even Putin, Fat Boy Kim, the Iranian mullahs, and the Chinese Communist Party sent flowers and billions in cash ... but mostly billions in cash."
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:30 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: filbert at August 20, 2020 09:30 PM (NiXyF)
if only Tucker will denounce my
personal list of fucking kooky conspiracy ass what the fuck evers, I
will certainly exit the basement into daylight and live as a "hooman" for
12+ hours.
oo ah
oo ah
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:30 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:28 PM (dUJdY)181 I'm trying very very hard here to not go ballistic on someone. And I don't go ballistic often.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:28 PM (dUJdY)
Hey, I haven't even been around much this week!!
///
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 20, 2020 09:30 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2020 09:30 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Phone of Augustine at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM
She's deep in that scene. All her videos, most of her lyrics are about exactly that. It's sad to see it happening.
She has a lot of talent, a great voice, she used to be pretty. Now she's in the darkest place, and it's getting darker.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Jmel at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (0KPVR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (+y/Ru)
The head of the Virginia Senate (a Dem) has been charged with two felonies. Also charged: several NAACP officials.
This is relation to statue destruction.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (unn44)
_________
"And this year's winners of the Nobel Peace Prize are ..."
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: BignJames
Donald Trump is going to have that Joan Rivers clip of when she was interviewed coming out of a building and she spontaneously said, "Oh, everyone knows that Michelle Obama is a tranny!"
Not too much later, Joan died in surgery.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (0KPVR)
No clue
Posted by: Two Scoops at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (/669Q)
After they change his Depends.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (xPl2J)
How was your road trip? Did everyone survive? And are their stories for the MoMeet?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (C1Lsn)
In your url window type: www.donaldjtrump.com/
(type in gibberish after the / )
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (cF8AT)
yes.
I already have texted that to a dozen friends on the texttoy and have received snarky responses.
thanks.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2020 09:33 PM (PUmDY)
Is it much to much to hope he comes out as a proud gay man?
Just asking questions here aloud. Speculating you know.
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 09:33 PM (Fmrwt)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 09:33 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 20, 2020 09:33 PM (ZCiJZ)
She looks like she hasn't bathed i quite a while. Maybe get Joe to take a sniff and confirm that for us?
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2020 09:33 PM (gLRfa)
I gather they're trying to mock Tucker's pronunciation of kamala, inferring that all of us icky Trump supporter's are xenophobic?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (beXqm)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (0KPVR)
Hillary Is Not My President
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (luzVb)
In your url window type: www.donaldjtrump.com/
(type in gibberish after the / )
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:26 PM (cF8AT)
That is priceless! I wonder if Don .Jr came up with it.
Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (Rbu5d)
On another screen, they were getting ready for a Stanley Cup playoff game. The graphic on the screen was talking about what the NHL was going to do about fighting racism.
-
It will be interesting to see what happens. I know there are a bunch of politically agnostic white people who don't know or care about any of this silliness watching these sports, but one has to think that even those honkies can read all the BLM advertisements and inherently understand that they are actively rejecting the viewers.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (hyuyC)
And that's a diagnosis made after not watching any of the convention
(but for TuCa's video). It's frightening the party has any traction at all.The Democrats have always been a little crazy, but I gotta tell ya, they look like an insane asylum this election. Bona fide, certifiable lunatics with a wide array of pathologies.
And that's a diagnosis made after not watching any of the convention
(but for TuCa's video). It's frightening the party has any traction at all.
There was a mental health commercial several years ago that had Glen Close with her sister, whom I think suffers from schizophrenia. In it, she states that 1 in 6 people in America suffers from some type of mental illness. First time I saw that, it scared me a little bit. 1 in 6 is a lot of people.
And now we look at what the progs are doing to their big blue cities and it appears they all got into politics.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (kQFp+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (xkm5f)
More embarrassment. This ad on the DNC going on and on and on about how Obama put Joe in charge of finding a cure for cancer.
Do they really want to do that? Because...How'd that go?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
C'mon, man! I'll cure cancer!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (0KPVR)
No clue
Posted by: Two Scoops
==
Subtle and funny!
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (0KPVR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 20
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hmm
mm?
nah
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (f41d4)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (+ya+t)
All that time and setup simply to call the VP "Ponce". This from the pure as the driven snow,
It's failure on every level. I think even the camera lenses are starting to sweat about the DNC.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: President Richard Punch at August 20, 2020 09:36 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2020 09:36 PM (sd8p8)
Is it much to much to hope he comes out as a proud gay man?
_________
He's going to French kiss Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 09:36 PM (tpIU4)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 09:36 PM (3vIkC)
This is relation to statue destruction.Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:19 PM (unn44)
The resume enhancement blog will be up at 5 am
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:36 PM (O+AcM)
"A new life awaits you in the Greenland colonies.."
The Greenland New Deal has my unmitigated support.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:36 PM (luzVb)
Right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:37 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:31 PM (0KPVR)
I'll have to think one up.
Posted by: Schlong John Silver at August 20, 2020 09:37 PM (hZXxF)
I bet PDT is lurking here laughing his ass off and, maybe, posting under a nom de plume.
Posted by: Dingbat at August 20, 2020 09:23 PM (0KPVR)
_________
Dingbat, you magnificent bastard, I read your book "Art of The Deal!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:37 PM (WqPYg)
At this critical... time in... our country's... history, we... need to... come... together to... de... feat Ronald Trump and see... to it that... he is van... vanquished... forever from our... our nation. Every... thing I've... done in Wash... Washington has led... led to this minute in hiss... history for me, and I prom... ise, promise, I won't let you the... the people, down. I'm... very humbled that... I could receive the dom... the nomination this year in 2010 and appreciate.... appreciate your trust in... me. Thank... you all, and I'm... Joe Biden."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 09:37 PM (L2ZTs)
I posted this on the last thread...
In your url window type: www.donaldjtrump.com/
(type in gibberish after the / )
Posted by: Tami
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lol, in other words just type in any of my "FIRST" posts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:37 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 09:36 PM (tpIU4)
C'mon man...
Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 09:37 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:38 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 20, 2020 09:38 PM (uhPTO)
I sort of rather halfway wish Trump would announce he's going to vote in person. Just to shut these jerks up and be Trump-y.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Sniffin' Joe at August 20, 2020 09:38 PM (hZXxF)
We can put them on ice floes. For the orcas and polar bears!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:38 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
The left are fucking windup toys...they can go after anyone or anything with just a whisper. Now it's the USPS because reasons.
just fucking lunatic.
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 09:39 PM (f41d4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (xkm5f)
We're in a War. Gotta get creative to get valid news.
But, yeah, I understand what you are saying.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:39 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:39 PM (G51Gf)
How was your road trip? Did everyone survive? And are their stories for the MoMeet?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:32 PM (hyuyC)
Everyone survived!! I even made it out of bleeping DFW without crashing into anything. So, now I have a much shorter drive to the MoMee...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 20, 2020 09:39 PM (/kh7m)
So, Mr. President, what's on your mind?
Sit back and listen.
How Hannity interviews Trump:
I've just monologued for five minutes, what do you think about what I said?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 09:39 PM (q2K0j)
We must be decisive. Every thought directed toward a goal. This planet can become a paradise, if we are willing to pay the price. As each cell in the body works with discipline and harmony for the good of the entire being
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 20, 2020 09:40 PM (EgshT)
I thought that lime green hair color would work well for me.
Youthful. Progressive. Hip.
Brave.
Transgressive.
Not sure though.
Might have to dye the moustache back.
Ladies?
Posted by: Indeterminate Miklos at August 20, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
high energy
straight edge
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 20, 2020 09:40 PM (f41d4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 09:41 PM (aKsyK)
So as long as Biden doesn't die on camera tonight, it's the GREATEST SPEECH SINCE OBAMAAAAA!
I dunno. I doubt even Obama could top it if Joe were to burst spontaneously into flames.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2020 09:41 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:41 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:41 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2020 09:41 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (J70i0)
Hannity should go off on his own. He's got a ton of money and contacts. He should set up his own interview show, and write - WRITE!!! - a list of questions for guests, and then have someone else ask them on camera.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (xkm5f)
Bingo. I watch none of it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Neo at August 20, 2020 09:43 PM (3vIkC)
So the interview with Cardi B, this Billie Eilish whatever and the dancing homo is gonna lock up the some sort of voting block.
Posted by: YIKES! at August 20, 2020 09:43 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Just think about it.
The second place election winners get their own country!
Joe Biden! President of Greenla--- *bang*
Camel- uh Harris! President of Greenlan -- *bang*
Alexandria OCasio-Cortez! Kommissaar of Ghreenlandia!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:43 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2020 09:43 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:43 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:43 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 09:43 PM (HaL55)
I'll back out quietly. No need to ruin y'all's night.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 09:44 PM (q2K0j)
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Hi Sharon, when you have a minute can you send me an email to either the Gun Thread or MoMe address? Thanks
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 09:44 PM (MVjcR)
Johnson was such a glorious asshole - made his subordinates stand around outside the toilet stall while he dumped a load, lifted his dogs up by their ears, and stole an election.
Now compared all that to dead eye Joe and his hairy legs, hair sniffing, and saying you ain't black unless you vote for him.
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 09:44 PM (Fmrwt)
and yeah, sometimes lately I have gotten the impression that we're supposed to believe that Biden was the one who turned the economy around, which is kind of believable given how incompetent and lazy Obama sometimes seemed to be.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Hey! The man directed economic rebounds for eight consecutive wreckovery summers! Eight!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:44 PM (pNxlR)
I'll back out quietly. No need to ruin y'all's night.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 09:44 PM (q2K0j
Well, yeah. Of course.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:44 PM (2O5Io)
That sent me into a rage.. no shit. The man sleeps maybe 4 hours a night if that. Dog eater slept a good 10 and that's after he pleasured Reggie.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (dUJdY)
We can be more creative than that!
All expenses paid exile to North Korea.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (AMIL/)
Joe Biden: I'm Joe Biden and I'm running for the ...the you know...go.. you know... the thing. And I need your support against Corn Pop because he's a bad dude. C'mon man, if you think he'll be a better senator than me then you're a lying dog faced pony soldier. No joke man
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (tpIU4)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I read that as aureolas and polar bears.
My bad.
Posted by: Nanook "Miklos" of the North at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Billie Hellish at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Neo at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (3vIkC)
sharon, you know that before PDT can attend a MoMee, we all have to have our backgrounds checked by Secret Service, right? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Oops. Well, that kills that idea.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2020 09:45 PM (sd8p8)
They're bringing their dead out....there's John Lewis.
Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (X/Pw5)
_________
"Up next, John McCain takes a break from his funeral to join us in denouncing the #BadOrangeMan tonight!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:46 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: President Richard Punch at August 20, 2020 09:46 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 09:46 PM (sGobE)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
you just confirmed he's a sellout
find someone else to fall in love with
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:46 PM (O+AcM)
Well, I mean I would Never turn THAT down! Wait.. I haven't heard you sing yet.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:47 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: jsg at August 20, 2020 09:47 PM (hZXxF)
All expenses paid exile to North Korea.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
"our chief export is Dirt!"
"mmm...Dirt!"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:47 PM (luzVb)
you know that before PDT can attend a MoMee, we all have to have our backgrounds checked by Secret Service, right?
_________
*fetches shovel*
*heads to back acreage*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:47 PM (mht8P)
I'm out.
*slaps down a Benjamin*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: South Africn Sign Language Guy Miklos at August 20, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
I still love that the left is insisting that an elderly white man with Alzheimers still possesses ability and intelligence equal to the smartest black man in the United States.
Who am I to doubt their assertion, which does both men more credit than they deserve?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
no, steve.
At a MoMe, it's Morons checking out the Secret Service's background.
Mostly shooting and drinking skills.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Now that you put it that way... sh*t!
Posted by: SCoaMF at August 20, 2020 09:48 PM (HhXSr)
My students beg me to not sing. It is more effective than Dad jokes for behavior modification.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:48 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 09:48 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
your concession is noted
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (luzVb)
*heads to back acreage*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Stop! Never move em, after ya planted em.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Ah, no.
The other way around.
Posted by: Miklos, authorizing Melania for such Purpose at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:25 PM (luzVb)
Whatever gave you the impression that I wasn't serious?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 09:50 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 09:50 PM (Fmrwt)
And the kids today get Billie Eilish.
I never wanted to be that middle aged guy, but I'm now, that middle aged guy.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 20, 2020 09:50 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 20, 2020 09:50 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 20,
Does she wear war paint?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 09:50 PM (lgiXo)
I do think it's s cute they think there will be a time to debate the Dems on policy later after they get rid of Trump. The only argument they will hear is "shut-up, hater."
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 09:51 PM (sGobE)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 09:51 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:51 PM (luzVb)
If she were not so fooked up, she could be pretty. She has a very charming smile.
Kind of Scarlett Johannsen-y. But, that said.
Just one more sad, icky weirdo who nobody will remember in a few years.
sad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at August 20, 2020 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)
-
I long ago gave up trying to understand the merging of the internet and pop culture.
I recently learned there are sh*tloads of people, both young and old, who are sent gifts just so they will open them in G-rated monetized youtube videos. Gifts. For free. And all they are expected to do is open said gift on the screen.
WTF?
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:51 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: jsg at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (hZXxF)
Cher and Elizabeth Warren, on horses, singing "Half-Breed".
** Shudder **
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Miklos, in a World 0f Puzzlements at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (d1uFV)
Looks like a singularly unconvincing tranny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (BmcRq)
If Biden watches himself tonight, how much more confused can he be?
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 09:34 PM (kQFp+)
__________
Like me, he likes to watch.
Posted by: Chance Gardner at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: YIKES! at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 20, 2020 09:53 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 09:53 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 09:50 PM (xT2tT)
Personally , I'll consider the source
I think everyone should be able to voice their views
so let him speak as he wants
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:53 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2020 09:53 PM (sd8p8)
Once upon a time, the nominee wasn't known until the convention. That was why people watched the conventions, to find out who would be the candidate. Back smoke filled rooms. Logrolling an entire forest. Good times.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at August 20, 2020 09:53 PM (0Y5pc)
Posted by: Yoda at August 20, 2020 09:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (zr5Kq)
It's been decades since we had that.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: Billie Hellish at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (EgshT)
Jug Ears says Trump just isn't putting in the effort. Look what he did just today and he's still not done. Dude is a machine.
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 09:35 PM (+ya+t)
_________
Like that great call of Secretariat blowing out the field on his way to the Triple Crown: "He's moving like a TREMENDOUS machine!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (WqPYg)
Toynbee idea REMOVE DANES free-range Democrat re-education camp polar bears.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Anonymous guy in Ca at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (FnwlK)
AHHHHH YESSSSS! Trump goes after Michelle at LAST. She's angry, she got a bunch of stuff wrong in her speech, couldn't be bothered to wait until Kamala was named, hahahaha.
Chris Wallace will die.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (G51Gf)
(1) take triple od of fentanyl
(2) pass out at the steering wheel, resist arrest
(3) profit!
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (OUMB4)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (zr5Kq)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1295501484273131520.html
Posted by: Braenyard>< at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
I have an original Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker on the way.
Posted by: Miklos, something of an anachronism himself at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Sean or Joe ??
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:51 PM (luzVb)
Fuck off, troll.Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)
The evidence suggests otherwise.
No more or you will be banned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (dUJdY)
(1) take triple od of fentanyl
(2) pass out at the steering wheel, resist arrest
(3) profit!
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (OUMB4)
I want a neck massage, not death. Jeebus.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
I have an original Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker on the way.
Posted by: Miklos, something of an anachronism himself at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
I have a WIN button.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Sean or Joe ??
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (O+AcM)
sean showing joe
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (G51Gf)
Promises.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (OUMB4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells, are the Chiefs going overboard on the BurnLootMurder theme?
In the last few weeks, after that initial popping off and preening like a peacock, the Seahawks have said nothing and been focusing on getting ready for the season. Someone I guess whispered in their ear. Like their agents.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)
So as long as Biden doesn't die on camera tonight, it's the GREATEST SPEECH SINCE OBAMAAAAA!
Right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:37 PM (2O5Io)
_________
If he actually DOES die, it'll be the GREATEST SPEECH IN HISTORY!
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (L9P9s)
NBC to Jill Biden: Does Joe Opening His Mouth Cause You 'Anxiety?'
https://tinyurl.com/y2nfqx77
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (ja/kn)
Why Zod drinks Natty Lite is beyond my ken.
Posted by: Miklos, in a World 0f Puzzlements at August 20, 2020 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Are those better than Naughty Mommies?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:05 PM (G51Gf)
Screaming vainly for help, as 33-degree water closes over her head would be a good use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (BmcRq)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
"I'm behind him 1000%"--George McGovern
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Miklos, Teller of True Things at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (G51Gf)
"will" is too fucking late for me
NOW, TODAY
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (O+AcM)
If he actually DOES die, it'll be the GREATEST SPEECH IN HISTORY!
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (WqPYg)
If he does, I will watch it a few times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (ja/kn)
Yup.
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (AMIL/)
Like that great call of Secretariat blowing out the field on his way to the Triple Crown: "He's moving like a TREMENDOUS machine!"
Posted by: ShainS
__________
And then the American flag comes through the picture. No horse has ever come within 2 seconds of Big Red's record for the mile and a half.
Hand ride. Turcotte never even showed him the whip.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (mht8P)
I've seen pics of this Billie Ilish creature when she's smiling.
If she were not so fooked up, she could be pretty. She has a very charming smile.
Kind of Scarlett Johannsen-y. But, that said.
Just one more sad, icky weirdo who nobody will remember in a few years.
sad.
I saw a couple of her videos just to see and hear what all the hype was about. It was pretty meh. I like that it was mostly her and her brother who did the songs at home, but anybody can do that these days and get a pro-sounding mix. If she was smart, she'd be investing her new-found riches and retire early, like in about three years. Then she could produce herself when she decides she's ready.
But these days? Not sure she'll make it to age 27.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 09:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
You can buy one for $3 at a flea market, but it's not the same as having the same one since 1972.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Diogenes
HA!
If our resident professional bartender does not have a recipe for that....he will.
Posted by: Miklos plans to ask at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at August 20, 2020 09:58 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Brilliant orator at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (Fmrwt)
Kill yourself. Do it now.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (xK9An)
The evidence suggests otherwise.
No more or you will be banned.
You seem quite focused on my failures. Without looking at my apologies.
While ignoring where "fuck off" was applied to me. Regularly. Throughout the week.
What is it that you want?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (luzVb)
sharon is in troooouble..
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 09:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Shhh. I don;t know what I did. But, it does feel like I've been called to the principal's office.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: getting the banned back together , didja get the #? at August 20, 2020 09:59 PM (OUMB4)
Damn good. Fucking America!!!
Davy Crockett and all that shit.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:00 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Summer of Love at August 20, 2020 10:00 PM (YLUCv)
I see Elizabeth Warren dyed her hair for her speech tonight.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (J70i0)
_________
1/1024th red?
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 10:00 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 10:01 PM (OUMB4)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 10:01 PM (luzVb)
Was Eagleton the one who had to drop out because he was getting electroshock therapy? The one they replaced with Shriver, whose father-in-law gave Shriver's sister-in-law electroshock therapy, and eventually, a lobotomy?
Posted by: occam's brassiere
Eagleton's nickname was "Sparky". True story!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (ja/kn)
Damn good. Fucking America!!!
Davy Crockett and all that shit.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:00 PM (U2p+3)
As a Texan, I might have a slight historical correction as to which country the defenders of the Alamo fought for.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (jK8Z7)
Hillary's Epipen guy is saying, "That's all I dare do."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 09:42 PM (mht8P)
_________
Huma's on the brink of being fired owing to inability to supply enough vodka after Putin withheld his national reserves.
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (WqPYg)
Might have to dye the moustache back.
Ladies?
Posted by: Indeterminate Miklos at August 20, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Miklos, you have Magyar mustache, yes?
Please, not green.
Unless you stripe it like the Hungarian flag.
//
Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (Rbu5d)
Or drop and give us 20 one arm pushups like Jack Palance just to warm up.
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 10:02 PM (+ya+t)
He's both the appetizer and main course to the evening's lucre. Cash cow is its dish. FOXNews cannot afford to toss it aside.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (HhXSr)
The YouTube live feed.
CBS, ABC, C-SPAN and Democratic National Convention.
The "Big Night'"
So far all thumbs down.
It will be interesting how the Republican convention compares next week.
Posted by: YIKES! at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by:
deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August
20, 2020 09:49 PM (luzVb)
Subsidize the icecaps not to melt; planetary salvation through grants
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 10:03 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 09:51 PM (luzVb)
Fuck off, troll.Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 06:34 PM (luzVb)
The evidence suggests otherwise.
No more or you will be banned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (xT2tT)
This is all WAY too confusing for me.
I'm going to go out and steal some blue mailboxes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, trying to keep up at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (sy5kK)
I recently learned there are sh*tloads of people, both young and
old, who are sent gifts just so they will open them in G-rated monetized
youtube videos. Gifts. For free. And all they are expected to do is
open said gift on the screen.
WTF?
I see that and raise you this: kids actually get paid to play video games. And I think kids actually pay to watch kids get paid to play video games.
WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (HaL55)
The Kennedys appreciated safe and economical household electricity. A more permenant solution to mere chemical billyclubs.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (OUMB4)
Posted by: Kindltot
Perfect, love it!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 10:04 PM (luzVb)
-------
Yup. The boy likes to do that. He doesn't sing, just mixes the beats. I always tell him when one is cool, or if I think it sucks. He still hasn't made anything so desultory as Billie Eilish. I mean, he's done some half-assed stuff. And he's only eleven, and does it as a pastime. And used basic consumer stuff to do it. But it's better than that.
I've been considering getting him a license for pro software and buying some hardware if he keeps the interest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 10:05 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 10:07 PM (Fmrwt)
I see that and raise you this: kids actually get paid to play video games. And I think kids actually pay to watch kids get paid to play video games.
Next up: your kids fapping to provided pron on pc cam sold alllll over the interwebs.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 10:08 PM (OUMB4)
>>you just confirmed he's a sellout
You're confirming something too.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)
_________
The Left always rejects then notion that "the perfect is the enemy of the good" in pursuit of their utopia.
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2020 10:09 PM (WqPYg)
This is all about me, isnt it?
Posted by: Zombie Totie Fields at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (OUMB4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2020 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (rgAwr)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1295501484273131520.html
Posted by: Braenyard>< at August 20, 2020 09:55 PM (In5Sq)
Uncheatable Yeah, right.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2020 10:11 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 10:14 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy "
Only if it forgets about the cocaine and ho's behind him.
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2020 10:15 PM (sGobE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2020 10:16 PM (DLzZd)
As I clicked over there, the stream cut away to a Buffalo Wild Wings ad. I consider that a mercy.
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 10:20 PM (Fmrwt)
Posted by: Hillarys Rancid Pussy at August 20, 2020 10:22 PM (rgAwr)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 10:28 PM (VgtbV)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 09:51 PM (0QYMt)
I still have a Nixon/Agnew sticker. In the dark days of the Carter administration my dad drove around with a President Nixon - Now More the Ever sticker from the 1972 campaign
Posted by: Anonymous guy in Ca at August 20, 2020 10:40 PM (FnwlK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 09:56 PM (0QYMt)
That would really be valuable - wasn't Carter Mondale 1980?
Posted by: Anonymous guy in Ca at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (FnwlK)
Posted by: Mars at August 20, 2020 10:43 PM (VW5M/)
I had the baby goat chili with carrots, not feeling so good now.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (TvdV3)
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 20, 2020 10:47 PM (BsrgJ)
Vote for nixon in '72!
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 10:49 PM (TvdV3)
If I got this right Biden will speak for about 11 minutes!
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (Fmrwt)
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at August 20, 2020 10:51 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 10:52 PM (qyH+l)
If I got this right Biden will speak for about 11 minutes!
Pre recorded and edited together, not one continous take.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 20, 2020 10:53 PM (TvdV3)
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at August 20, 2020 10:54 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2020 11:01 PM (8d6YF)
Yup, makes the same promises he's been breaking for 50 years.
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at August 20, 2020 11:05 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at August 20, 2020 11:15 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2020 11:16 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 11:17 PM (kf5Ci)
Just asking for a friend...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at August 20, 2020 11:25 PM (W+kMI)
Short speech. 23 minutes by my count. The delivery was petty lucid, dull, canned but lucid Better living through modern chemistry?
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 20, 2020 11:26 PM (Fmrwt)
Posted by: Baldy at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (OLCH5)
Posted by: klaftern at August 21, 2020 12:14 AM (RuIsu)
(Obviously would have been a bad idea for Joe to attempt Ye Olde Churchillian Rhetoric since it tends to sound forced & fake more often than not, these days)
I think it was a 5 out of 10 if I'm being generous. The compassionate-personal-story segments were outweighed by the peregrinations about, carbon change, you know the thing
Posted by: prognostimacator at August 21, 2020 02:16 AM (mX3Ey)
Posted by: Baldy at August 20, 2020 11:35 PM (OLCH5)
Except that the word "reason" implies lots more thought than they're applying here!
Posted by: m at August 21, 2020 03:32 AM (ORD9/)
Posted by: Anchorman at August 21, 2020 07:03 AM (BUYRv)
Early night last night.
Maybe everyone was reading content.
They certainly couldn't have been watching the convention.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2020 07:54 AM (fsqLk)
I'm getting dizzy.
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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)