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The JEF crawls out of his hole to shit on America, clap comrade!
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 19, 2020 08:54 PM (2BD1a) 2
We all loves Presdent Obamo.............
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2020 08:54 PM (qM84C) 3
lord have we not suffered enough of purple-lipped SCOMF?
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (2BD1a) 4
Hillary, Barry, and Nancy
it will be like those three witches in MacBeth did I say witches? I meant bitches Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (J8nVw) 5
Evening.
At IHOP about to eat a delicious omelette. This has nothing to do with anything. Fuck the Left! Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (xO5vV) 6
How much will Obama be talking about himself?
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (vMCab) 7
Sounds like 0bama is going to assign all of his failings and insecurities to Trump. He should have been in the movie business, because projecting is about the only thing he can do.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (SchxB) 8
Yay! I'll be over here drinking on the patio...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (0ZNXY) 9
@thedailybeast
Stephen Colbert called out the presidential elephant in the room during Bill Clinton's DNC speech. "I don't think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office." https://tinyurl.com/y4rv7722 Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (cF8AT) 10
What does that mean, "Never go full retread?"
Posted by: Goodyear at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (l3+k2) Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (xO5vV) 12
Stinkin Willowed AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (TdMsT) 13
There is no common ground with the left. They can each and every one of them get hence, in the direction of up their own asshoe.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (VcFUs) 14
Of course words have long failed, but the affirmative action "president" who thankfully did very little while in office, and nothing requiring effort, dares to lie about the hardest working prez in decades?
And no, Obama gets no ridiculously forced benefit of the doubt, no more than anyone else - he is reasonably held to believe, literally, everything he says. What is a single thing that Trump has done that has not benefited Americans - or that has benefited him? Name a single thing. Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (OTzUX) 15
Stephen Colbert called out the presidential elephant in the room during Bill Clinton's DNC speech.
"I don't think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office." ------ Stephen Colbert has brief bursts of sanity, and then... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (UAMe5) Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (Rvt88) 17
I'm gonna put you on the news!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (NWiLs) 18
TFG plus a couple of rabid old bats -- Ace lied to us again.
He saved the bats for the next thread. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (Z4rgH) 19
Yesterday, the mail van did not stop at my mailbox. Pretty sure this is connected to Trump shutting down the post office so he can become president for life.
Even if not, I thought I should report it. One cannot be sure of anything these days. Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (9X60i) 20
By the way, I haven't listened to that jug eared fucktard finish a sentence in 8 years, and I'm not about to start now.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (0ZNXY) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (mht8P) 22
In that case, I will be curling up with a good book, maybe a beer to go along with it.
Posted by: Bama Bubba at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (mAxkE) 23
There isnt any evening news on, not even local for the weather. Just so the msdnc can pimp the socialist overlords. I loathe the left, their media shills, and each person that supports them.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (VcFUs) 24
Man it's going to suck for Kamala that on her night she's supposed to shine the media is going to end up talking about Obama.
Its like you just started dating someone and they won't shut up about how amazing their old sweetheart from high school is. Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (vMCab) 25
Best economy in 50 years, lowest black unemployment ever (?), and donating his salary and putting up with all this bullsh*t for free = no interest in helping anyone but himself.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (p/ef7) 26
Obama will be speaking tonight.
So will Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi The party of youth and open homosexuality. Sounds about right. Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (0LaWm) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (bk3Sg) Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (Z4rgH) 29
From Obama's DNC speech: Trump's "shown no interest in putting in the work; no interest in finding common ground; no interest in using the awesome power of his office to help anyone but himself ... no interest in treating the presidency as anything but one more reality show" Now, THERE"S self-delusion. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (pNxlR) 30
Best economy in 50 years, lowest black unemployment ever (?), and donating his salary and putting up with all this bullsh*t for free = no interest in helping anyone but himself.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (p/ef7) Forget it CD, it's Pantload. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (AiZBA) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (mht8P) 32
Hillary, Barry, and Nancy
Gotta wonder how many buzz words we'll hear tonight. Meanwhile... Gawd. Harris is a effing whore. Just listened to her BS about obstruction to voting. I'm speechless. Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (axyOa) 33
Obama will be speaking tonight.
So will Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi --- And I won't be listening. I'll let you guys take that bullet. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ) 34
The Democrats' existential scream from 2016 continues, reaching a falsetto tonight.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (0QYMt) 35
I was getting a lot of mail from companies wanting to help me get rid of my time share (don't own one). Wife and I used to go to a pretty nice free meal at least once a month.
But, now that Trump has stopped all mail delivery so that no one can vote, I've had to eat at home. Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (9X60i) 36
He took a break from writing his memoirs to speak tonight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (mht8P) He's still polishing the first sentence. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (AiZBA) 37
I wouldn't piss on anyone of the three of them if they were dying in the desert and my name was oasis.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (nnI2U) 38
There is something severely wrong with Lena Dunham.
https://youtu.be/jEpnh25Na6M Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM You just can't handle the normalization of feminine desire, can you? Posted by: Lena D. at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (DMUuz) 39
Trump makes Presidentin' look easy. The beauty of Trump is that he has, thoroughly and for all time, shown the world what a pathetic phony Obama really was. There was never any There There. And they hate him for it.
Posted by: jmel at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (bVhJi) 40
21 By the way, I haven't listened to that jug eared fucktard finish a sentence in 8 years, and I'm not about to start now.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (0ZNXY) Ever so ^^^^this^^^^. Me either, and i am not starting. If today was the zombie apocalypse, and i was inside the gate of a fortress, TFG shows up with the zombies hot on his heels...i am leaving his nasty cock curious ass out there. Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (VcFUs) 41
Have a great night everyone.
School starts early tomorrow. May we continue to mock the liars and dirty cheaters. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (hyuyC) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (luzVb) 43
33 Obama will be speaking tonight.
So will Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi --- And I won't be listening. I'll let you guys take that bullet. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 I sure has hell won't subject myself to it. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (TdMsT) 44
"...shown no interest in putting in the work; no interest in finding common ground; no interest in using the awesome power of his office to help anyone but himself ... no interest in treating the presidency as anything but one more reality show"
For once, could Obama deliver a speech that isn't entirely about himself? Fucksakes. Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (t+qrx) 45
SCOAMF!
Posted by: MAGA at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (YJ6a6) 46
President Trump: "I haven't heard that. Is that supposed to be a bad thing?" There was one adult in that room -- one. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR) 47
So.....
Cuomo says Trump mishandled the China Virus. Clinton criticized Trump's lack of Oval Office Decorum. IF the pattern of being 100% Insane Gaslight World holds: Obama will criticize Trump for violating the Constitution, and being a neophyte on the world stage who bows to dictators Hillary will criticize Trump for not accepting the results of an election (the next one) Pelosi will criticize Trump for putting party politics above people ------------------------------------ ***Let's see how I do!!!!*** Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (c6ma9) 48
Godammit, those clips of assholes attacking people and wrecking everything piss me off. Why doesn't anyone go nuts on those fuckers with at least a bat?
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (+ya+t) 49
muh gun violenz
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (luzVb) 50
lowest black unemployment ever (?),
To be fair, the D's had a even better record until Lincoln messed up their system. Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (0LaWm) 51
Man it's going to suck for Kamala. . . .
Posted by: buzzion --- Heh, heh - buzzion used the words "suck" and "Kamala" in a sentence. ---- Bevis Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (Rvt88) 52
Bill Clinton looks like Jerky Bill Clinton.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ) 53
If today was the zombie apocalypse, and i was inside the gate of a fortress, TFG shows up with the zombies hot on his heels...i am leaving his nasty cock curious ass out there.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (VcFUs) A shot would be going from my rifle into someone's leg. Posted by: trev006 at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (DTv7W) 54
I'm watching Forged In Fire.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (0QYMt) 55
Shaved Guevara - who also bullied a kid who finally released his rage by shooting your fucking classmates , dumb bitch.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (luzVb) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (mht8P) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs) 58
So will Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi
--- And I won't be listening. I'll let you guys take that bullet. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 Do not put such things on tees. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (c6ma9) 59
If today was the zombie apocalypse, and i was inside the gate of a fortress, TFG shows up with the zombies hot on his heels...i am leaving his nasty cock curious ass out there. Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (VcFUs) ____ It's not like you'd have his death on your conscience. Zombies go after brains, he'd be safe a a basket of kittens. Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (87Umy) 60
Trump makes Presidentin' look easy. The beauty of Trump is that he has, thoroughly and for all time, shown the world what a pathetic phony Obama really was. There was never any There There. And they hate him for it.
Posted by: jmel And the same for ALL his predecessors. This is why the Establishment hates him. Posted by: Brother Tim at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (iKMuO) Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (XTyi0) 62
Holy shyt the DNC is playing that Emma Gonzalez from -- what was that movement? It had a name, the anti-gun kids from Florida, so 15 minutes ago. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (G51Gf) 63
Praise be to Allah that Trump is lazy and treats his office as one more reality show!
Posted by: Dead former chiefs of the IRGC at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (OTzUX) 64
Will Obama be giving his speech from his $15 mil home in Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (88xKn) 65
Why can't pitchers who can paint a corner throw to a base?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (mht8P) I blame the DH. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (AiZBA) 66
42 omg
I am watching CNN. Don't be me. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (luzVb) ok Thanks for taking 1, 2, 3, 4, however many for the team! Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (4pK1/) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (luzVb) 68
I think Mrs D is near the boiling point.
About time to switch to Hallmark. Tonight is A Very Covid Christmas. Where a high flying New York marketing executive finds herself accidentally in the same Zoom meeting with a New England candlemaker. Love follows. Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (axyOa) 69
President Trump: "I haven't heard that. Is that supposed to be a bad thing?"
Pedos are a natural Dem constituency, so to the reporters I imagine it is. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (NWiLs) 70
Why doesn't anyone go nuts on those fuckers with at least a bat?
To all the Koreans on Portland roof-tops: batteries released! Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (9X60i) 71
Oh Boy I cannot wait for Chocolate Jesus to talk about himself for an hour, Nancy Peleso to Bitch, Moan , and Whine about Trump being mean, and Hillary ROD_BITCH CLINTON whine about how Trump stole the Election..... I did not see Schumer on the list............Maybe time for him to change his Tampon.............
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (qM84C) 72
Will Hillary be delivering her speech pre or post fifth?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (WvQcX) 73
28 11 There is something severely wrong with Lena Dunham.
Her continued usage of O2? Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (Z4rgH)0 ............ Probably that, but snorting/mainlining carbs isn't helping. Posted by: Molly k. at August 19, 2020 09:10 PM (ZkIoe) 74
Seething at the retards, freaks, and commies in the DNC. And we've paid for school to fill these useless eaters heads.
Imagine where we could be as a country without the staggering idiocy of nearly half the country. WTF is wrong with these buffoons? Might need to use sideways drilling technology to dig enough dignity canals. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 19, 2020 09:10 PM (k32O5) 75
Trump's reality show is no bueno!
Posted by: Arrested and deported MS-13 gang leaders and members at August 19, 2020 09:10 PM (OTzUX) 76
Best economy in 50 years, lowest black unemployment ever (?), and donating his salary and putting up with all this bullsh*t for free = no interest in helping anyone but himself. Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (p/ef7) not to mention a little throwaway Middle East Peace Agreement Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:10 PM (c6ma9) 77
How much will Obama be talking about himself?
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (vMCab) Hold up, dead guy. You mean there are other things worth talking about? Posted by: Chocolate Lightbringer at August 19, 2020 09:10 PM (DLzZd) Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2020 09:10 PM (XTyi0) 79
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I just spent 20 minutes or so showing some friends the old-hippie and gay-batman video. I've seen some funny shit before, but this thing is beyond normal human explanation. Am I supposed to find the end of the world this fucking funny? I feel guilty enjoying the apocalypse as much as I do. Posted by: irright at August 19, 2020 09:10 PM (RVcmP) 80
Some bitch using her wounded child as a Human Shield.
Wonder what Blame Trump paid her lying ass? Sickening. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:11 PM (luzVb) 81
If only Trump worked hard and took action on something!
Posted by: The Paris Accords at August 19, 2020 09:11 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 09:11 PM (WvQcX) 83
omg mom of brain-damaged kid says she can't touch or see him because of COVID. Bitch, tell those medical people to shove it. I'd kill them before I'd let them separate me from a severely injured kid. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:11 PM (G51Gf) 84
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Holy shyt the DNC is playing that Emma Gonzalez from -- what was that movement? It had a name, the anti-gun kids from Florida, so 15 minutes ago. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (G51Gf) I first read this as Emilio Gonzalez and thought, "Wow, the Dems really, REALLY must think this election is lost." Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:11 PM (4pK1/) 85
Trump did the impossible. He got these fuckers to stop talking about Bush!!!
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:11 PM (c6ma9) 86
Be still my heart, Hillary and Nancy together again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:12 PM (eTZoJ) 87
Will Obama be giving his speech from his $15 mil home in Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2020 09 The very white and very wealthy Vineyard. Chosen specifically by the Obamas. Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 09:12 PM (X8Oz/) 88
short film clip of Joe when the medicine was working
omg - they drug Gabbie Giffords out into the daylight. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:12 PM (luzVb) 89
This Trump reality show is the worst!
Posted by: Chinese Ministry of State Security at August 19, 2020 09:12 PM (OTzUX) 90
Mom of brain-damaged kid blames "guns" for what happened to that beautiful son of hers. Who shot him, bitch? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:12 PM (G51Gf) Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2020 09:13 PM (0LaWm) 92
Is Obama's speech live or did he record it the same day as Lt. Cmdr. Worf?
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 09:13 PM (vMCab) Posted by: Bernell Trammell at August 19, 2020 09:13 PM (c6ma9) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 19, 2020 09:13 PM (SchxB) 95
I appreciate the more mature Greg Gutfeld, but I kinda miss the unpolished seat-of-the-chaps caffeine-fueled shenanigans of RedEye. Remember when they would play the drunk ravings of callers?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:13 PM (luzVb) 97
There is something severely wrong with Lena Dunham.
https://youtu.be/jEpnh25Na6M Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (xO5vV) I blame Halo Top. Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (uhPTO) 98
38 There is something severely wrong with Lena Dunham.
https://youtu.be/jEpnh25Na6M Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM You just can't handle the normalization of feminine desire, can you? Posted by: Lena D. at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (DMUuz) I should have been warned. I should have been warned. I should have been warned. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (TdMsT) 99
Will Obama be giving his speech from his $15 mil home in Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: dantesed Better there than here in Hawaii, you keep him. Posted by: wrg500 at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (Alof/) 100
Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play the trombone or something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing My Country Tis of Thee. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf) 101
There were no rabies infested bats but the kitten pile gave me the dibeetus.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (XTyi0) 102
What is the over and under on how many times obummer mentions himself.
Posted by: morigu at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (Eu98u) 103
Kerry Washington is a pain in the ass.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (luzVb) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (mht8P) 105
A shot would be going from my rifle into someone's leg.
Posted by: trev006 at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (DTv7W) The zombies, make it last for the entertainment value. TFG: Let me in! Me: No motherfucker, not by the hair on your chiny chin chin. Zombie: grrr, arrg. Shuffle. TFG: limps away in tired flouncy shuffle only slightly faster than the crippled zombie, for maybe threee days of my entertainment before the zombie catches it. Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (VcFUs) 106
98 38 There is something severely wrong with Lena Dunham.
https://youtu.be/jEpnh25Na6M Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM You just can't handle the normalization of feminine desire, can you? Posted by: Lena D. at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (DMUuz) I should have been warned. I should have been warned. I should have been warned. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (TdMsT) You were, plain as day. "Lena Dunham" Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (vMCab) 107
Trump is lazy and incompetent! Except for total isolation, a collapsing regional hegemony drive, and a faltering impoverished police state, all of our plans are moving ahead!
Posted by: Ayatollah Khamanei at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (OTzUX) 108
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I can't speak at the DNC. Or the RNC. Or watch them. Or do anything. Posted by: Bernell Trammell - Have you ever tried being Gay-Batman? Posted by: Gay-Batman at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (RVcmP) 109
I don't give a single shit about whoever this faggot and his grandma are.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (luzVb) 110
Gubs are ba!
Posted by: Gabby at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (fIHXk) 111
Where a high flying New York marketing executive
finds herself accidentally in the same Zoom meeting with a New England candlemaker. Love follows. Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 09:09 PM (axyOa) Hallmark camgirl is not on my things to watch list. Hold on, let me see if I can change the menu on my palm pilot. Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (WyVLE) 112
I'm not watching, so I'm just going by what you all write and it sounds like you're just making shit up.
Right? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ) 113
Is Obama's speech live or did he record it the same day as Lt. Cmdr. Worf? Posted by: buzzion ======= Live. They say. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (G51Gf) 114
Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play
the trombone or something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing My Country Tis of Thee. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf) Actually it's God Save the Queen. Democrats have decided to cancel the American Revolution. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (c6ma9) 115
Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs) 116
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Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play the trombone or something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing My Country Tis of Thee. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf) Ok, that's really bad. Is there no low to which the Dems won't go? No. Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (4pK1/) 117
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Have you ever tried being Gay-Batman? Posted by: Gay-Batman at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (RVcmP) Yep. Can't do that either. Posted by: Bernell Trammell at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (c6ma9) 118
"From Obama's DNC speech..."
The only thing missing is an Evil Cartman Goatee in a Bizarro Jerry cafe. One of the rare times one could say, "Jeeze! The balls on that guy!" Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (HhXSr) 119
Shit! Shit keeps blowing up! Trump is lazy!
Posted by: Iran's clandestine nuke program at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (luzVb) 121
"Is that supposed to be a bad thing?"
Orangeman funny AF. The dumbass "reporters" are badly outclassed. Posted by: Gilded Age II, reminding you that Alcibiades would have won the war at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (BRkq2) 122
There were no rabies infested bats but the kitten pile gave me the dibeetus.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (XTyi0) Bats are for Libertarian Party candidates. Moose out front shoulda' told ya'. Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (WyVLE) 123
Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of
a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit. Welcome back to the working world. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (SchxB) 124
115 Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs Ah, the joys of employment. Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (vMCab) 125
I can remember hearing a co-worker talking about the buzz after Senator Obama spoke at the 2004 DNC convention. And of course I remember even 'conservative' websites talking about how mesmerizing Barky was and 'he must have studied how to use gestures to be more convincing and so on'
and THEN I actually tuned in to him giving a speech and I was like 'WUHT? This dude sounds like that struggling reader kid in class when we all had to take turns reading aloud' The media are still in denial that they have lost the abiltiy to pull a huge con like that. They were sure after Barky it would be easy peasy to convince the public that Hillary really just the same as the Tea Leone ? character from 'madame secratary' Posted by: PaleRider at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (T9Hmo) 126
I'm not watching, so I'm just going by what you all write and it sounds like you're just making shit up. Right? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes ======== I'm telling you what I'm seeing. It's WEIRD. Oh dear, Kerry Washington just said we're having an "epidemic of structural racism." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (G51Gf) Posted by: The US Embassy in Jerusalem at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (OTzUX) 128
I should have been warned. I should have been warned. I should have been warned.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (TdMsT) No being judgemental here at AoS, Ladyl! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (eTZoJ) 129
Having to vote for McCain all the while hoping Palin became President? Voting for Rumnay as an act of defiance? All to finally have the opportunity to vote for a President Trump, a vote well cast. Can't hardly wait to vote for him again.
Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (XhWtx) 130
115 Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs) Pay. Check. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (TdMsT) 131
54 I'm watching Forged In Fire.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (0QYMt) I'm watching 'Breaking the Codes'. About British code breakers in WWI. Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (cF8AT) 132
Sounds like the Dems are bringing out their heavy shitters for tonight.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (Z4rgH) 133
Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs) Somehow, we must work for the same company. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (fIHXk) 134
Clinton is turning into the old pervert from Family Guy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 09:18 PM (LxTcq) 135
Why won't Trump get off his ass and work for something around here?
Posted by: Israeli-Arab diplomatic breakthroughs at August 19, 2020 09:18 PM (OTzUX) 136
Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit. --------- First rule of management: emergencies are for subordinates. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:18 PM (mht8P) 137
Oh dear, Kerry Washington just said we're having an "epidemic of structural racism."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (G51Gf) --- The racism is calling from inside the house, Kerry! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ) 138
"I wouldn't piss on anyone of the three of them if they were dying in the desert and my name was oasis"
I wouldn't even give any of them a champagne supernova Posted by: Peter North at August 19, 2020 09:18 PM (k32O5) 139
36 He took a break from writing his memoirs to speak tonight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (mht8P) He's still polishing the first sentence. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (AiZBA) I'm not normally a conspiracy guy, but this is making so much sense, so hear me out. You're Barack Obama. Your Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, has a foundation that you know is making tons of money selling access for a future President. Lots of side deals are taking place as well, like Uranium One. You may not know exactly what is going on Day One, but you definitely know in your second term. You've got a private BlackBerry, so your correspondence gets around being in the public record, to boot. What to do. You're taking all the risk, being the front guy for all of Hillary's malfeasance, and you're getting none of the money, either? What if he made side deals, but he also knew that he couldn't publicly cash in on them immediately, because while he made good money on those two books he wrote, it's not enough to hide any big paydays from the WH dealings with Clinton? Isn't it convenient that all these big money deals - books, Netflix, speaking, etc. etc. get announced shortly after his retirement from politics? A $65 million deal for a book that he hasn't finished a sentence for yet can serve as nice cover for other monies to come in, with no one the wiser. But, I'm not really a conspiracy guy, so what sense does any of this make, anyway? Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2020 09:19 PM (UPWY4) 140
--Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a
sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs) - - Have you ever tried being Gay-Batman? Posted by: Gay-Batman at August 19, 2020 09:19 PM (RVcmP) 141
"Is that supposed to be a bad thing?"
Orangeman funny AF. The dumbass "reporters" are badly outclassed. Posted by: Gilded Age II, reminding you that Alcibiades would have won the war at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (BRkq2) He is a comic genius on top of everything else. I mean, Reagan was a funny guy. But this dude is like watching Don Rickles or the guys on Carol Burnett. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:19 PM (c6ma9) 142
As much as I hate to admit it, I'm watchin biesbol. Rangers and Padres. No one the Rangers has taken a knee, and I'm not aware of anyone on the Padres doing so either.
And I sorely miss San Diego in general and the North County in particular. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 19, 2020 09:19 PM (XtBE7) 143
Live. They say.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:15 PM (G51Gf) But will he hold up today's WaPo? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:19 PM (eTZoJ) 144
Clinton is turning into the old pervert from Family Guy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken Which one? you need to be clearer. Posted by: wrg500 at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (Alof/) 145
Trump's "shown no interest in putting in the work; no interest in finding common ground; no interest in using the awesome power of his office to help anyone but himself ... no interest in treating the presidency as anything but one more reality show"
Barry the Fairy is talking about himself Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (n6Cc3) 146
We're doing great! Trump is so lazy!
Posted by: ISIS at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (OTzUX) 147
Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN
FUCKING DAYS and all of a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs) You billing hours for it? That is how your boss wants it. If he bitches about it, you should look for another job on the sly. Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (WyVLE) 148
Is Bill Ayers still writing his speeches?
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (c6ma9) 149
Hey look! My BFF Barack is on the TV! Is this a summer re-run?
Posted by: Hidin' Biden at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (l3+k2) 150
Gabbie Giffords: Unng GUH! Buh GooGuah HUH!\ Joe Biden~~!!! Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:13 PM (luzVb) She and Marlee Matlin should record an album of duets. I do denounce myself. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (pNxlR) 151
Odds that Barry didn't write his speech where he calls out Trump for not "doing the work"?
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (uhPTO) 152
"Serfs obey a master's voice
because they believe no truth." Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (LxTcq) 153
I am taking a break. Gotta piss.
Since I am watching CNN I guess I need to clarify that I am a dude; with a dick, original issue, Mk1 Mod 0. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (luzVb) 154
I'd rather scratch my taint with a sawzall than listen to those assholes.
Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (fAcn5) 155
Can I PLEASE toss your salad?
Posted by: Gee W Bush at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (YsXus) 156
The science channel has a show on how escalators are doing amputations for free.
Grisly shiz, i tell ya. Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (VcFUs) 157
Hilz and P'losy? Pert near a seance.
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (RuIsu) 158
Is Night 4 Pedo Night?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (oAY8z) 159
We're doing great! Trump is so lazy!
Posted by: ISIS at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (OTzUX) Seriously. Reminds me of the phrase if you do your job right, no one will know you ever did it. Or something to that effect. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (c6ma9) 160
Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play the trombone or
something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing My Country Tis of Thee. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf) She was a concert pianist before the shooting. Docs did the best they could. Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (DLzZd) 161
Crotchety, we're having our annual allotment of imperfect weather - hot, with some humidity (still nothing like many places). But the water's warmed up, so cooling off in a real ocean is an option. Until a few days ago, we'd had about 3 months of near-perfect weather, day after day - oh, the monotony.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 09:22 PM (OTzUX) 162
Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs ********* Maybe it felt too good to move Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 19, 2020 09:22 PM (1Dmt5) 163
Why did that reporter ask such a stupid fucking question?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY) 164
Pay. Check.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:17 PM (TdMsT) And Ladyl cuts to the chase! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:22 PM (eTZoJ) 165
Hey I wonder if we'll be speaking at tonight's rollicking DNC.
Posted by: Ambassador Chris Stevens and the Forgotten Four at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (c6ma9) 166
Ishould have been warned. I should have been warned. I should have been warned.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (TdMsT) ____ Thanks to Zombie, I never click on a link from anyone here unless I have seen a few comments about the content first. Zombie completely cured me of any curiosity whatsoever. The nightmares eventually stopped though. Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (87Umy) 167
Trump to remove Goodyear tires from presidential limo.
Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (X8Oz/) 168
See how the Dem are just making stuff up now? Easy with a compliant media that not only won't call them on it, but are active participants in crafting this Alternate Reality where Trump is somehow responsible for Cuomo's decision to murder everyone's grandma.
You cannot reason with these people. And it's not ironic that they have chosen Transexuals as their mascot - they are delusional. Posted by: Fen at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (TNHVJ) 169
Are NM voters that insane about climate change?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (PUmDY) 170
Hey. What's that sound?
Posted by: Ambassador Chris Stevens and the Forgotten Four at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (c6ma9) 171
Isn't it an insult to Bill to put Hillary the night after him? And isn't it an insult to Hillary to have to share the night with Obama? And given that Biden was his VP, why isn't Obama on tomorrow night to introduce Biden?
There are some really passive-aggressive schedulers over at the DNC.... Posted by: pookysgirl, scratching her head at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (XKZwp) 172
She and Marlee Matlin should record an album of duets.
I do denounce myself. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars --- You, Good Sir and me (for laughing) are totally going to hell. Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (Rvt88) 173
100 Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play the trombone or something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing My Country Tis of Thee. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf) Ok, that's really bad. Is there no low to which the Dems won't go? No. Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (4pK1/) Just you wait! The all-tranny quartet of performers who make musical noises with their armpits are coming up real soon now! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 09:24 PM (pNxlR) 174
Could you imagine the country if Trump *was* interested in doing his job and helping people?
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 09:24 PM (p/ef7) 175
Not watching the DNC (went to the range instead) - just looked at the clip of Boy Clinton talking about how to behave in the Oval Office, and Gutfield's response.
Clinton is looking REALLY rough. As in sick, exhausted, and only marginally more compos mentis than Gropey Joe. Posted by: Annalucia at August 19, 2020 09:24 PM (S6ArX) 176
We Are Democrats is good but they should have ended with the apes kicking defenseless people in the head.
Posted by: Fen at August 19, 2020 09:24 PM (TNHVJ) 177
Insomniac, it is frustrating to have that dumped in your lap as an emergency, yes. I agree.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 09:24 PM (WyVLE) 178
36 He took a break from writing his memoirs to speak tonight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (mht8P) He's still polishing the first sentence. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (AiZBA) Whether he's lazy or not, he cannot publish until he knows the results of Durham's investigation, so he knows who to throw under his bus in an attempt to save his reputation. Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 09:24 PM (AMIL/) 179
She was a concert pianist before the shooting. Docs did the best they could.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2020 09:21 PM (DLzZd) I love all my pianists in concert!!! Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2020 09:24 PM (c6ma9) 180
163 Why did that reporter ask such a stupid fucking question?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY) My dear {{{Jewells}}}, the term "reporter" should be considered a clue! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (eTZoJ) 181
send your dick pics to
vote 30330 Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (1Dmt5) Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (LxTcq) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (luzVb) 184
140 --Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a
sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs) - - Have you ever tried being Gay-Batman? Posted by: Gay-Batman at August 19, 2020 09:19 PM (RVcmP) I am vengenance. I am the night. I am FAB-U-LOUS, my bitches! Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (Izzlo) 185
Charles Grodin was awesome as well.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (PUmDY) 186
You, Good Sir and me (for laughing) are totally going to hell.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (Rvt8 ******* Well I won't be alone then Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (1Dmt5) 187
The Museum of Icelandic Sorcery:
https://tinyurl.com/yaoy64r3 My new word for the day: NECROPANTS Also my new band name. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (Dc2NZ) 188
Trump's "is that supposed to be a bad thing" response is exactly the kind of quick wit we have missed from a President since Reagan, and before him JFK.
Can you imagine Joe Biden even being able to comprehend a question with that many words? Posted by: Matthew Martin at August 19, 2020 09:26 PM (ojwvu) 189
Thanks to Zombie, I never click on a link from anyone here unless I have seen a few comments about the content first. Zombie completely cured me of any curiosity whatsoever. The nightmares eventually stopped though. Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (87Umy) It's a comfort to know the nightmares will stop. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 09:26 PM (TdMsT) 190
Obama, Hillary, and Pelosi are not selling points.
Posted by: Chris W at August 19, 2020 09:26 PM (ENWT/) 191
why isn't Obama on tomorrow night to introduce Biden?
--------------------------------- Come on man. They're Democrats. Obama has a different water fountain too. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:26 PM (c6ma9) 192
You, Good Sir and me (for laughing) are totally going to hell.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (Rvt8 You have company Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (fIHXk) 193
Trump made a strong point in vid 3: we are the Flame of the West - if we fall the rest of the world falls with us.
My only complaint is that Soros should not be allowed to meddle with America. Trump needs to declare him a terrorist command and control center and cruise missile Soros & Sons. Posted by: Fen at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (TNHVJ) 194
I'm not watching, so I'm just going by what you all write and it sounds like you're just making shit up.
Right? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes I'm in that same boat. I damn sure won't watch that crap. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (V2Yro) 195
Isn't it convenient that all these big money deals - books, Netflix, speaking, etc. etc. get announced shortly after his retirement from politics? A $65 million deal for a book that he hasn't finished a sentence for yet can serve as nice cover for other monies to come in, with no one the wiser. But, I'm not really a conspiracy guy, so what sense does any of this make, anyway? Posted by: Darrell Harris ======== Some. Trump once mentioned Barry's book deal as something to investigate. I think the book is about two years past the deadline now, but it will probably be out in October, chock-full of unverifiable accusations. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (G51Gf) 196
167 Trump to remove Goodyear tires from presidential limo.
Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (X8Oz/) One of the funniest things the GEOTUS has said yet! I now have this mental pic of the Secret Service coming out with their jacks, etc, and changing the tires ASAP. And Trump taking The Beast for a spin to show off the new brand. Even if the country wasn't hanging on by a few threads, one would have to pray we have four more years of his trolling and snark. Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (4pK1/) 197
I'd rather scratch my taint with a sawzall than listen to those assholes.
That's up right after we get lectured by this black 12 year old and this green haried freak I think. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (luzVb) 198
I know Hrothgar but Jesus.. it sounded stupid just coming out of her mouth. I can't believe she asked it. Of course our president gave the best reponse!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (dUJdY) 199
Why did that reporter ask such a stupid fucking question?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY) It's the PizzaGate double reverse fakeout rub it in your face real good super fakeout. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:28 PM (c6ma9) 200
Trump's "shown no interest in putting in the work; no interest in finding common ground; no interest in using the awesome power of his office to help anyone but himself ... no interest in treating the presidency as anything but one more reality show"
- Can you imagine being the smartest black man in the United States and watching a shiftless, lazy, uninspired TV show caricature of an elderly white man elected immediately after you and the dumbass loser promptly improves every person's life in the US and many other countries on his way to accomplishments with foreign policy that none of the other smart people had been able to manage in 50 years of doing the same thing because that's what smart people do? Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 09:28 PM (p/ef7) 201
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 09:22 PM (OTzUX)
Sucks to be you, my friend. Go get some Hodads and post up at moonlight beach. Report back in 24 hours. You may break at the Belly Up if neccessary. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 19, 2020 09:28 PM (XtBE7) Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2020 09:28 PM (l3+k2) 203
Shrillary will be backed by a chorus line of dancing bollards ... or so I heard. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 09:29 PM (pNxlR) 204
That's... actually a good point by Trump.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 09:29 PM (cI3Q7) 205
Why did that reporter ask such a stupid fucking question?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY) To ask is to answer. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 09:29 PM (0Cbij) 206
196 167 Trump to remove Goodyear tires from presidential limo.
Posted by: Ha at August 19, 2020 09:23 PM (X8Oz/) One of the funniest things the GEOTUS has said yet! I now have this mental pic of the Secret Service coming out with their jacks, etc, and changing the tires ASAP. And Trump taking The Beast for a spin to show off the new brand. Even if the country wasn't hanging on by a few threads, one would have to pray we have four more years of his trolling and snark. Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (4pK1/) ... Can we burn them in the Rose Garden? Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 09:29 PM (yL25O) 207
If this DNC extravaganza has taught us anything, it is that some turds just dont stay flushed.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2020 09:29 PM (L9P9s) 208
Actually Gref that's the first thought I had about his obscene book deal. Might want to wait, and tailor your deceptions and omissions to look not so incredibly stupid and dishonest, when your administration's people may be getting hauled before judges.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 09:29 PM (OTzUX) 209
Life is too short to spend one second listening to anyone remotely connected with the Obama's, Clinton's, or Biden's, unless they are renouncing their US citizenship.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ) 210
-Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a
sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit. -------- I know the drill: "Make this your top priority" "Uh, what about the current 'top priority'?" "Well, make this your top priority." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 09:30 PM (pK7cg) 211
"shown no interest in putting in the work; no interest in finding common ground; no interest in using the awesome power of his office to help anyone but himself ... no interest in treating the presidency as anything but one more reality show"
... The UAE just recognized Israel. Saudi Arabia is about to recognize Israel. Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 09:30 PM (yL25O) 212
One of my husband's relatives is posting about some book on Trump, saying that he cut off water to some old Scottish woman's house to build his golf course. Same person is bitching about needing another stimulus check because they can't make it without one.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 09:30 PM (JKNZq) 213
I'm not watching, so I'm just going by what you all write and it sounds like you're just making shit up.
Right? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes You can't make this shit up. Nobody would believe it. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 09:30 PM (AiZBA) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM (luzVb) 215
Barry the Fairy is talking about himself
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 09:20 PM (n6Cc3) Yes. They ALL are. See my Comment at 47. And I don't think it's a coincidence. Nor an accident. Regular lies aren't good enough for them anymore. Those are too easy. They find a particular perverse pleasure in the most brazen of lies now. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM (c6ma9) 216
John Kerry is such a horsefuck asshole.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM (k32O5) 217
Trump once mentioned Barry's book deal as something to investigate. I think the book is about two years past the deadline now, but it will probably be out in October, chock-full of unverifiable accusations.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM You are too young to be so cynical. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM (DMUuz) 218
I have a sneaking suspicion that when Trump says anything like "I don't know anything about it" that he knows ALL about it.
Just a feeling. Posted by: filbert at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM (NiXyF) 219
Same person is bitching about needing another stimulus check because they can't make it without one.
- So they're saying that selfish bastard Trump gave them the first one? Huh. That's weird. Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM (p/ef7) 220
Goodyear management has killed a 122 year old brand in a day. Good job gentlemen -- bonuses and golden parachutes all around!
Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM (L9P9s) 221
Life is too short to spend one second listening to
anyone remotely connected with the Obama's, Clinton's, or Biden's, unless they are renouncing their US citizenship. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ) Or unless typedeletteeeeett Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM (c6ma9) 222
Fat Gay Dancing Singing Green Haired Weirdo Guy? Girl? It's the DNC. Who knows really? Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast ====== I like Billie Eilish's voice. I wish she'd record some 70s classics. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:32 PM (G51Gf) 223
I now have this mental pic of the Secret Service coming out with their jacks, etc, and changing the tires ASAP.
And Trump taking The Beast for a spin to show off the new brand. Posted by: Marybeth --- I wonder if the Secret Service can get Mickey Thompson Ripple Walls in the correct size for the Beast? Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 09:32 PM (Rvt88) 224
212 One of my husband's relatives is posting about some book on Trump, saying that he cut off water to some old Scottish woman's house to build his golf course. Same person is bitching about needing another stimulus check because they can't make it without one.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 09:30 PM (JKNZq) Is the old Scottish woman the thing that got covered during the 2016 election? Where he was offering an above the actual price of the house and land and the woman refused, and so it went to court. Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 09:32 PM (vMCab) 225
Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a
sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit. ... Same. I've been on a firedrill since 2 pm; going to sleep a bit then get up to drive 4 hours and arrive at an 8 am meeting. Out of office all day tomorrow, deadline Friday that my young staff can't make progress on when I'm gone. God is good, I have a job. But work can be a grind sometimes. Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 09:32 PM (yL25O) 226
Projection
Cognitive Dissonance Inability to make logical comparisons History only starts yesterday Pathological lying Unable to recognize cause and effect No self awareness Just a few of the things you will see if you watch the DNC Convention. Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 09:32 PM (2DOZq) 227
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Obama, Hillary, and Pelosi are not selling points. Posted by: Chris W at August 19, 2020 09:26 PM (ENWT/) ++++ Ah, but the fawning media giants will no doubt tell us that the three of them had bases loaded when they all hit it out of the ballpark. Posted by: washrivergal at August 19, 2020 09:33 PM (T2NR8) 228
Kerry Washington , who is black, has slave ancestors, who were black, and she, who is black, knows this from her grandmother who is black. Oops. Black?
Oh shit. Only Europeans get the American Dream , said the multimillonaire Black actress. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:33 PM (luzVb) 229
So did I miss Kamalamania or are they going to have to stop trying to make Kamalamania happen.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:33 PM (c6ma9) 230
Can you imagine being the smartest black man in the United States and watching a shiftless, lazy, uninspired TV show caricature of an elderly white man elected immediately after you and the dumbass loser promptly improves every person's life in the US and many other countries on his way to accomplishments with foreign policy that none of the other smart people had been able to manage in 50 years of doing the same thing because that's what smart people do? Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist ----------- Reagan was the same. A stupid, senile actor with dyed hair who stubbornly refused to acknowledge what all experts knew: that we were in an age of decline and that the Soviet Union was going to be around for a long time. Lester Thurow and Strobe Talbott, looking at you. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:33 PM (mht8P) 231
The green toxic dyed who just lectured everyone about climate change.
Billie Eilish after taking a private jet with her team to London. https://twitter.com/eilishupdates/status/1145619216004984832 Posted by: Celebs Cause More Climate Change per Capita at August 19, 2020 09:33 PM (Q1JmE) 232
Will Biden just say here for acceptance?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 09:34 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2020 09:34 PM (SgjGX) 234
"4
Hillary, Barry, and Nancy it will be like those three witches in MacBeth" Thinking more like the 3 witches in the Star Trek episode "CatsPaw", with Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty, and Sulu in the "haunted house" Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 09:34 PM (3vIkC) 235
Dear President Trump - you deprted my mom and my dad is not voting for you - signed 8 yr old girl Latina.
Dear Stupid Fucking Kid , You and your dad are illegal and are not legally able to vote - signed USA Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:34 PM (luzVb) 236
One of my husband's relatives is posting about some book on Trump, saying that he cut off water to some old Scottish woman's house to build his golf course.
--------- You mean she once had water? Luxury! Posted by: The Yorkshiremen at August 19, 2020 09:35 PM (Izzlo) 237
When does the DNC trot-out Trump's black garbageman to say that Trump treated him like a slave?
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 09:35 PM (AMIL/) 238
I wonder if the Secret Service can get Mickey Thompson Ripple Walls in the correct size for the Beast? Posted by: Tonypete -------- Maybe VP Pence has an in with Hoosier. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 09:35 PM (cGzEU) 239
One can hope that these Dim assholes aren't socially distancing.
Posted by: Dingbat at August 19, 2020 09:35 PM (0KPVR) 240
Good thing BLM is gonna buy all those Goodyear tires!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 09:35 PM (UUBmN) 241
BRANE NO WERK GUD!
Posted by: Presidential Candidate Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 09:35 PM (oVJmc) 242
John Kerry is such a horsefuck asshole.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 19, 2020 09:31 PM Nay! Posted by: John Kerry at August 19, 2020 09:35 PM (DMUuz) 243
DONLD TRUMP ATE muh DACAz
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:36 PM (luzVb) 244
235 Dear President Trump - you deprted my mom and my dad is not voting for you - signed 8 yr old girl Latina.
Dear Stupid Fucking Kid , You and your dad are illegal and are not legally able to vote - signed USA Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:34 PM (luzVb) Truly - how hard is this to understand? Never mind . . . Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:36 PM (4pK1/) 245
Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play the trombone or something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing My Country Tis of Thee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf ...... I can't quit laughing. Any chance when I wipe my tears I can find a link? Posted by: Molly k. at August 19, 2020 09:36 PM (ZkIoe) 246
Posted by: Celebs Cause More Climate Change per Capita at August 19, 2020 09:33 PM (Q1JmE)
She's got her token black guy on her team . I guess she's not down with BLM . Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq) 247
When does the DNC trot-out Trump's black garbageman to say that Trump treated him like a slave?
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 09:35 PM (AMIL/) OMG you know I forgot about that!!!! Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 09:36 PM (c6ma9) 248
I'm gonna call it a night. Fact is, I now feel almost psychologically compelled to respond to any post/comment with: -
Have you ever tried being Gay-Batman? Posted by: Gay-Batman - Once you find the perfect rejoinder to everything, it kind of takes the fun out of conversation. Posted by: Gay-Batman at August 19, 2020 09:36 PM (RVcmP) Posted by: Gee W Bush at August 19, 2020 09:37 PM (lu7/N) 250
Obama worked very hard selling out our country.
Especially jobs because his voters don't want any damn jobs. Just free stuff. Posted by: Case at August 19, 2020 09:37 PM (Yl7xR) 251
Dear Stupid Fucking Kid , You and your dad are illegal and are not legally able to vote - signed USA Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast ======= P.S., kid -- thanks for reminding me to make reinterpreting that 14th amendment a top priority. You should never have gotten citizenship. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:37 PM (G51Gf) 252
Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play the trombone or something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing My Country Tis of Thee.
...... Wuth ith thith shith? Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 19, 2020 09:38 PM (Izzlo) 253
Just a few of the things you will see if you watch the DNC Convention. Posted by: Weaning is hard -------- Hypocrisy Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 09:38 PM (cGzEU) 254
https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/fluff-screamer
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ) 255
Senor TRUMP - favor de dejar me lo que todo quiero y tambien las regalas que quiero por que yo ;las quieran beetchez.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:39 PM (luzVb) 256
I can't quit laughing. Any chance when I wipe my tears I can find a link? Posted by: Molly k. ======= They'll probably have the whole historically retarded show on YouTube. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:39 PM (G51Gf) 257
"Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play the trombone or something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing"
Sad, or rusty? Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 19, 2020 09:39 PM (k32O5) 258
"Not putting in the work?"
Boring and old school I know but some ad should just put the resume of actual achievements of the Trump Administration in a list, including: the USMCA, ending the Iran Sure Nuclear Weapon Treaty, deregulation, tax reform, wooing companies back to US, energy independence, rebuilding the US military, renegotiating US-China trade, etc etc etc. Clearly, the only thing the exceeds Trump's energy is his desire to serve and better the United States. Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2020 09:39 PM (ZalkW) 259
Give the kid a shiny blanket and throw his ass in a cage.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 09:40 PM (fIHXk) Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 09:40 PM (p/ef7) 261
Dear Donald Twump, yoo gave the world colvid and now I won't get ice cweem from DEeQoo.
Dear Kid, You're shit out of luck. However, I suggest you learn to live with disappointment. Sounds like it may be a familiar friend to you. Sincerely, Don 'Two Scoops' Trump Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 09:40 PM (WvQcX) 262
It's like watching 1986 VH1 in Spanish with absolutely no talent.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:41 PM (luzVb) 263
Yeah I am so not going to pay attention to the Socialists of America Poo Flinging Convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:41 PM (oZTS+) 264
Give the kid a shiny blanket and throw his ass in a cage.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 09:40 PM (fIHXk) Squaw Liz: Gave my people blankets and look what happened Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 09:41 PM (n6Cc3) 265
I thought the woman that didn't want to sell was in the US. since I've hauled water myself, I can't say I'm too sad about it. I know there's a story there that they are hiding. I try not to go after this relative, but she is an idiot.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 09:42 PM (JKNZq) 266
Since I'm not watching, is there a sign language interpreter? That's always the best part of the show.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 09:42 PM (bk3Sg) 267
You know I can't believe I can't vote for the President of Singapore, or just take a boat to Japan and live there and get welfare.
Faaak you kid. Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 19, 2020 09:42 PM (ZalkW) 268
P.S., kid -- thanks for reminding me to make reinterpreting that 14th amendment a top priority. You should never have gotten citizenship.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:37 PM (G51Gf) When PDT wins re-election, he will go nuclear on that, I'm sure. If he can. Along with a whole lot of other things he a. didn't have time for because he has been too busy defending himself - or b. got screwed out of (cough Paul Ryan cough John McCain) Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:42 PM (4pK1/) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:43 PM (oZTS+) 270
Colbert is a no-account syphlitic son of a whore.
Posted by: eastofsuez at August 19, 2020 09:43 PM (U2zca) 271
The only thing Barry's ever worked hard is a cock. Just like his Wookie copilot, he's had everything handed to him on account of one thing: race. No one can say so, but he knows it and he knows everyone else does too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 09:44 PM (H5knJ) 272
Speaking of stupid.... I just accidentally pulled a boner and tried to post without anything in the comment section. Talk about feeling stupid. I got a sarcastic message! I'm laughing again. Anyone else dealt with comment box smart ass?
Posted by: Molly k. at August 19, 2020 09:44 PM (ZkIoe) 273
Oh boy! After this unwatchable harangue video, Hillary Clinton! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:44 PM (G51Gf) 274
The White House will be all out of bubble gum the 2nd term.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 09:44 PM (fIHXk) 275
Trump has a good ad out called "The Bidening"
Posted by: MAGA at August 19, 2020 09:45 PM (YJ6a6) 276
My wet dream is PDT having 4 years without concern for reelection. Having House and Senate would be delicious.
Posted by: Dingbat at August 19, 2020 09:45 PM (0KPVR) 277
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 09:42 PM (JKNZq)
Unfortunately that was another case here. It's the nature of the beast for big time property developers. I don't like it but I understand. Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 09:45 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:45 PM (eTZoJ) 279
What's with the cannibal bashing by the press.
Pedophiles and cannibals? Fucking really? In the same sentence? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 09:45 PM (csiRd) 280
Would rather watch The Jerky Boys wannabe in the last thread.
Posted by: Citizen at August 19, 2020 09:46 PM (ldmQR) 281
You might wonder, why am I not 50 points ahead while running for re-election?
Posted by: Hillary at August 19, 2020 09:46 PM (l3+k2) 282
When I try to to post blank, I get "Would you like to play a game?"
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 09:47 PM (RuIsu) 283
Posted by: Molly k. at August 19, 2020 09:44 PM (ZkIoe)
You are the only person in the history of AoS that has done that! Well there was that one time... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 09:47 PM (eTZoJ) 284
Anyone else dealt with comment box smart ass?
Yep lol! A few times. Unless it's changed it says you really should try writing something. Boy I felt dumb the first time I did it. Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 09:47 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: Dingbat at August 19, 2020 09:47 PM (0KPVR) 286
https://tinyurl.com/yaoy64r3
My new word for the day: NECROPANTS Also my new band name. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:25 PM (Dc2NZ) "However, the most shocking and remarkable piece is easily the so-called "necropants" which is the dried skin of a man from the waist down. These horrifying leggings were used in a spell that would supposedly bring the caster more money." They don't say whether it worked or not. Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (t+qrx) 287
282 When I try to to post blank, I get "Would you like to play a game?" Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 09:47 PM (RuIsu) Weird. Mine says 'that's the funniest thing you have posted'. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (WvQcX) 288
Oh God - A pussyhat documentary.
Something, black lives , pussy hat, no body make decisions about my body, abortion is halthcare, Fire , fire , something , something , she knows that she needs to change the world , " this is " MY TIME" , empowering women , women don't just fight for wimmenz they fight for even more wimmenz and men wimmenz , wimmenz are poltiically importnat because teacher profilez and HEALTHCARE EVERY DAY, and SHE is the SHE that we are fucking babbling about I supppse -SENIORS are challenged and we are trying to run for office SHE PERSISTS and SHE PERSERVERES with HILLARY and record breaking HEALTHCARE authorizing the VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ACT ( you can do that now?) KEEP Rising you - YASS SLAY KWEEN * pant pant * HILLARY!!!!!! Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (luzVb) 289
Geeks + Gamers talking about Netflix original "Cuties." A sick movie perfect for Joe Biden.
https://youtu.be/ayBGwYhCM_g Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (vMCab) 290
>>Holy God apparently Giffords can sort of barely play the trombone or something and they've got this retarded rendition of her playing My Country Tis of Thee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia She is better on the rusty trombone. Posted by: Mark Kelly at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (0FTCx) 291
Hillary's on drugs -- happy pills.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (bDqIh) 292
When does Jed Bartlet hit the stage?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (DLzZd) 293
there's Hillary 2008 saying "We weren't able to shatter the glass ceiling this time." Because OBAMA got in the way, idiot. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (G51Gf) 294
Hillary is looking less drunk than usual. Bacon grease on head is a gutsy call.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:49 PM (luzVb) 295
Oh God - A pussyhat documentary. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast ======== Men apparnelty don't exist on the planet and they don't do anything. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:49 PM (G51Gf) 296
Hillary has shattered plenty of glass, I promise you
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 09:50 PM (WvQcX) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:50 PM (G51Gf) 298
When I post blank, they try to make me President.
Posted by: JO BIDEN at August 19, 2020 09:50 PM (l3+k2) 299
>> The only thing Barry's ever worked hard is a cock.
Eh, the HillBizz guy from Chicago's Boys Town had heard that Barry was not a giver IYKWIM. Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 09:50 PM (bDqIh) 300
These prerecorded speeches are just thud. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:50 PM (G51Gf) 301
Who in hell convinces Hillzebub that that hairstyle is a good look for her? She also used that style for a time while SecState. Ghastly.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (AMIL/) 302
Does she have an onion around her waist?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (oZTS+) 303
"However, the most shocking and remarkable piece is easily the so-called "necropants" which is the dried skin of a man from the waist down. These horrifying leggings were used in a spell that would supposedly bring the caster more money." They don't say whether it worked or not. Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (t+qrx) --- It worked TOO well. That's why they've suppressed information on necropantsmancy! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ) 304
Hillary's up.
Another white pantsuit. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:50 PM (G51Gf) and a pink carnation? Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (DLzZd) 305
Hillary is still pissed about losing. She is the personification of Fatal Attraction - HOLY SHIT she hates Trump.
POST OFFICE - drink! Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (luzVb) 306
Bill's head has shattered plenty of glass, I promise you
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (RuIsu) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (oZTS+) 308
They could have made this short ... A simple sentence... Orange man bad... and moved on
Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (Zmnko) 309
Obama worked harder on his March Madness brackets than anything else he did while in the White House. Still love that he couldn't spell Syracuse.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 09:52 PM (2DOZq) 310
Vote Joe for caregivers!
Posted by: Pliney at August 19, 2020 09:52 PM (nzKWW) 311
Hillary's delivery is absolute lead. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:52 PM (G51Gf) Posted by: Celebs Cause More Climate Change per Capita at August 19, 2020 09:52 PM (Q1JmE) 313
Hilz goin' off on Harchord Fenton Mudd, yet?
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (RuIsu) 314
309 Obama worked harder on his March Madness brackets than anything else he did while in the White House. Still love that he couldn't spell Syracuse.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 09:52 PM (2DOZq Pretty sure he's the only President to complete 198 rounds of golf in 8 years. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (WvQcX) 315
Hillary" Black Live Matter"
" How did a foreign adversary choose our President?" LOLOLLLOLOLOL you godless witch!!! Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (luzVb) 316
Bring back the guy in the dress who can't sing STAT
Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (Zmnko) 317
>>Hillary is still pissed about losing. She is the personification of Fatal Attraction - HOLY SHIT she hates Trump.
Hope what she's done comes out, all of it. Weiner laptop contents, etc. She's doing laugh lines with no audience - ugh. Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (WkaWu) 319
Will Shrillary and Kamoniwannalaya favor us with a cackle off? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (pNxlR) 320
Young under age sex slave lives matter
Posted by: Ya think hillary at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (nzKWW) 321
Did she say JAIL?
Posted by: Celebs Cause More Climate Change per Capita at August 19, 2020 09:53 PM (Q1JmE) 322
Not even listening and I can hear her monotone delivery with the end yell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 09:54 PM (WvQcX) 323
That's the house Cankles had a fire that burned a shitload of evidence accidentally, no?
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 09:54 PM (+ya+t) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:54 PM (luzVb) 325
Gay-Batman: "Once you find the perfect rejoinder to everything, it kind of takes the fun out of conversation."
You can find the best rejoinders at The Jerk Store. Mention my name and get a 20% discount. Posted by: George Costanza at August 19, 2020 09:54 PM (HhXSr) Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 09:54 PM (t6XCL) 327
Hillary's delivery is absolute lead.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:52 PM (G51Gf) Needs more cowbell, or laughtrack, but mostly laughtrack. Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2020 09:54 PM (DLzZd) 328
I wasted another day with trifles and general layaboutism.
Oh well, plenty more where that came from! ((Near Earth Objects form up to pummel Yellowstone Caldera)) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:54 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Celebs Cause More Climate Change per Capita at August 19, 2020 09:55 PM (Q1JmE) 330
Hillary is so leaden I think she's steamed she has to be making this speech on someone else's behalf. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:55 PM (G51Gf) 331
Oh God - A pussyhat documentary.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast Hating America is the number plank of their platform Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 09:55 PM (n6Cc3) 332
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Obama worked harder on his March Madness brackets than anything else he did while in the White House. Still love that he couldn't spell Syracuse. Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 09:52 PM (2DOZq) Don't forget about the "Nittaly Lions"! Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 09:56 PM (3vIkC) 333
If I'm not mistaken, they don't even have Hillary mic'd properly. Every time she moves there's a crackling sound. THUD. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:56 PM (G51Gf) 334
305 Hillary is still pissed about losing. She is the personification of Fatal Attraction - HOLY SHIT she hates Trump.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:51 PM (luzVb) LOVED PDT calling her Crooked Hillary again tonight in a tweet. God, I hope he has the goods on her. And Obama And Biden And all the other Dem operatives. Every. Single. Last. F**king. One. Of. Them. Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:56 PM (4pK1/) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ) 336
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I appreciate the more mature Greg Gutfeld, but I kinda miss the unpolished seat-of-the-chaps caffeine-fueled shenanigans of RedEye. Remember when they would play the drunk ravings of callers? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ) I always wondered if Roger Ailes had any idea what was going on on his network while he was asleep. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2020 09:57 PM (jK8Z7) 337
oh yes - how could this POSSIBLY SUCK MORE???
you may ask? Did someone say - NANCY PELOSI BIO AND RETROSPECTIVE DOCUMENTARY?????? oh yeah, it's real ... and it's CRAPTACULAR Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:57 PM (luzVb) 338
Hillary is so leaden I think she's steamed she has to be making this speech on someone else's behalf.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:55 PM (G51Gf) Not her ususal amiable self? Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 09:57 PM (t+qrx) 339
Gref: "Who in hell convinces Hillzebub that that hairstyle is a good look for her?..."
Same team that advises wearing tents. To be fair, hiding an exoskeleton is difficult. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 09:57 PM (HhXSr) 340
A pedo, a liar, and a whore walk into a bar...
Bartender says, "The DNC convention is next door." Posted by: Monty James at August 19, 2020 09:57 PM (Zqz9o) 341
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Hillary's delivery is absolute lead. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:52 PM (G51Gf) What idiot UCLA Film School dropout convinced the DNC that it's terrific to cut to mix-in off-line-of-sight camera views for Hilllzebub? Oh goody - next up is another white woman who married money and decided politics would be a nice hobby. Same as Boxer and Feinstein. Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 09:57 PM (AMIL/) 342
Hating America is the number plank of their platform
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 09:55 PM (n6Cc3 Just ahead of booing God. Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 09:57 PM (2DOZq) 343
Hillary was THUD. Just awful. I think the thing is, no one has the patience to watch these low-production vids, so they're being kept short. It actually would have been more watchable live. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 09:58 PM (G51Gf) 344
I, for one, always say a prayer of thanks for those anonymous Macedonian Content Farmers who saved us from a Hillary! Regime.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2020 09:58 PM (87Umy) 345
Pelosi's dentures are trying to escape their evil , undead prison.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:58 PM (luzVb) 346
vote Joe cuz he is strong in the broken places. --- WUT I take it that his own head is not included on that list. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 09:58 PM (pNxlR) 347
Don't forget about the "Nittaly Lions"!
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 09:56 PM (3vIkC) Heh. Forgot that one. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 09:59 PM (fIHXk) 348
I had forgotten how evil Hillary can be. She barely hides it.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 09:59 PM (PUmDY) 349
That Pelosi video has to be made by someone sniffing glue.
As she is in a recliner on a plane they talk about what a fighter she is. Throwing a punch for the children. Posted by: Celebs Cause More Climate Change per Capita at August 19, 2020 09:59 PM (Q1JmE) 350
There's the mask of death.
She's not good at this, is she? Pelosi should have upped the font on the 'promter so she wouldn't have to squint. Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2020 10:00 PM (bDqIh) 351
337 oh yes - how could this POSSIBLY SUCK MORE???
you may ask? Did someone say - NANCY PELOSI I tweeted Kim Klacik tonight to congratulate her on her spectacular video. And to remind her Pelosi's dad had been mayor of Baltimore. Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 10:00 PM (4pK1/) 352
I take it that his own head is not included on that list.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 09:58 PM (pNxlR) **** Hillary is trying to tell America they reinforced his brain with concrete. Posted by: Celebs Cause More Climate Change per Capita at August 19, 2020 10:00 PM (Q1JmE) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:00 PM (luzVb) 354
Kill more children for the children!
Posted by: Pelosi at August 19, 2020 10:01 PM (nzKWW) 355
How do pasty, old, screechy drunk bitter women play with the BLM crowd, I wonder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:01 PM (WvQcX) 356
I'll bet she has those uppers in with gorilla glue tonight.
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 10:02 PM (+ya+t) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (eTZoJ) 358
Pelosi fades away , choking on Dentucreme
Kerry Washington BEGGING people to "chip in" at every commercial break. "C'mon man! " This is a fucking telethon for Joe Biden's Alzheimer's. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (luzVb) 359
You would think with her millions Pelosi would have gotten implants.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (dUJdY) 360
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Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (t+qrx) 361
I'll bet she has those uppers in with gorilla glue tonight.
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 10:02 PM (+ya+t) Flex Seal! Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (DLzZd) 362
Not her ususal amiable self? Posted by: hogmartin ======== She was barely trying. She would much rather have been giving a 45-minute defense of her career going back to the day in 2008 when Obama forced her out. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (G51Gf) 363
HAHAHAHA
SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS!! THIS IS FANTASTIC!! Anybody get unwanted fingers in the cooz? Anyone? Bueller??? Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:04 PM (luzVb) 364
I wonder how many takes the Biden speech took . I bet they will have frequent break aways to props, photos, etc. in order to do a seamless edit job.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 10:04 PM (2DOZq) 365
Did you say suck more? Comma-La
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 10:05 PM (0QYMt) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 10:05 PM (pNxlR) 367
359 You would think with her millions Pelosi would have gotten implants.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 10:03 PM (dUJdY) She must be spending the lot on Botox and designer ice cream. Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 10:06 PM (4pK1/) Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 19, 2020 10:07 PM (DY3v8) 369
https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/fluff-screamer Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:38 PM get in the truck ROAD TRIP!!! Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2020 10:10 PM (6SCA2) 370
This is seriously offensive and awful. In every possible way.
Everybody in this thing is yapping about Biden. But no Joe. Here is a clip of Joe from FUCKING 1992!!! Am I supposed to recognized this asshole? And then vote for him? Or just donate to the telethon? I am so confused. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:13 PM (luzVb) 371
So glad you guys write your impressions after watching this crap so I don't have to turn on the idiot box... with a screen covered in dust from no viewing for the last ten or so years...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 19, 2020 10:17 PM (zX+1a) 372
Maybe more like 15 - at least.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 19, 2020 10:18 PM (zX+1a) 373
115 Goddammit. My boss sat on something for SIXTEEN FUCKING DAYS and all of a sudden it's something I've absolutely got to do tonight. This is some bullshit.
I know your pain. My buddy and I had a carpet/plank job last week that we booked back at the beginning of covid. Three days of twelve to fifteen hours at a time. Posted by: akornzombie at August 19, 2020 10:19 PM (R4B0F) 374
COVID IS KILLING EVERYBODY BECAUSE TRUMP
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:21 PM (luzVb) 375
Covid literally killed me twice last week.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 10:29 PM (1rMVp) 376
Odd, I click on an ONT and I get this thread. Anyone else?
Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2020 10:37 PM (KWbVO) Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 10:51 PM (c6ma9) 378
Does anyone think that if the Obamas actually thought Biden could win they'd risk Harris being the first black woman president?
Posted by: Iblis at August 19, 2020 11:31 PM (8d6YF) 379
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Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 03:58 AM (an7Mv) 380
Scroll down to Sokrates video. Took some Brass Balls to go into the Enemies Den and call them out!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1296051417044717568 Posted by: Stephen Hague at August 20, 2020 05:20 AM (CdWRB) 381
I missed the race war, and its black KKK Grand Wizard speak And the TV is staying off the news so I don't accidentally see it.
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