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Documentary Based on Lee Smith's "The Plot Against the President" To Debut in October

Directed by Amanda Milius?

Yes, that's the daughter of John Milius, director of Conan the Barbarian and Red Dawn and Big Wednesday.

Also: Open thread.

Posted by: Ace at 06:42 PM




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1 BOOOM!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2020 06:42 PM (q177U)

2 Team Boom, baby!

Suck it firsters!

Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2020 06:42 PM (q177U)

3 Not soon enough. All that early voting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

4 I got the others...

Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2020 06:43 PM (q177U)

5 I'm sure by then Durham will have indicted all the president's men and womyn (Barry's). Right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

6 Right in time for that coveted pre election MSM polling fraud.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 19, 2020 06:43 PM (cCxiu)

7 The critical point is that it comes out in October 2020. Wonder why.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2020 06:43 PM (v16oJ)

8 Maybe some heads WILL finally roll.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

9 The Camela bump is worth approximately -2 percent.

That's what you're worth Carmela. Negative two percent.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 06:44 PM (WvQcX)

10 Joe Biden's husband is balls deep in that conspiracy.

Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2020 06:44 PM (q177U)

11 7 The critical point is that it comes out in October 2020. Wonder why.
Posted by: pep at August 19, 2020 06:43 PM (v16oJ)


SURPRISE!

Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2020 06:44 PM (87Umy)

12 Damn, man. Forget the indictments (?!) If this gets big enough, people will be out for blood.

More reliable than trusting Judges Sullivan and Berman-Jackson anyways.

Posted by: trev006 at August 19, 2020 06:44 PM (D3I/G)

13 What is Trump's presser about?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 06:45 PM (J8nVw)

14 Barry Obama should be in prison, along with the Beast and the rest of his filthy regime.

Will never happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

15 Maybe some heads WILL finally roll.
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 06:43 PM

#twoweeks

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 06:45 PM (rBtIz)

16 Nuke the FBI!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 06:45 PM (JFO2v)

17 I bought that book. I really should read it....

Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 06:45 PM (cF8AT)

18 SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

19 Surprise otters are more dependable than John Durham.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

20 SURPRISE!
Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2020 06:44 PM

That's our line.

Posted by: The otters at August 19, 2020 06:46 PM (rBtIz)

21 '#twoweeks
Posted by: RedMindBlueState'

party pooper

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

22 "Hellro, muh Joe Bahdens hubsand. She jus a regular rock of ages, a real pistol pump revving like a maximum motor boat. She never gets enuff extra credit cards, but she's jus so berry strong."

Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2020 06:47 PM (q177U)

23 I need to get the book. But sadly, I think I know how all this ends.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

24 John Milius famous lines:

Most famous? Dirty Harry, .44 Magnum, the most-powerful handgun in the world . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 06:47 PM (KnJdm)

25 Wolverines!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 19, 2020 06:47 PM (ch6++)

26 Peter Strzok, based upon his sudden flurry of angry tweets, may have failed to reach a plea deal. Suddenly all he can talk about is how the FARA investigation was really a counter intel investigation and his multiyear jihad (that failed to find even a scintilla of actual Russia evidence) should continue. Because it wasn't given long enough to succeed or something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Protestor at August 19, 2020 06:47 PM (2y4NB)

27 13
What is Trump's presser about?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 06:45 PM (J8nVw)

Stealing President Boyfriend's thunder.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 06:48 PM (KnJdm)

28 Does this mean we'll find out the winner of flaming chainsaw battle between "Nothing is Happening" guy and "So it Begins" guy sometime in late September?

Posted by: Boswell at August 19, 2020 06:48 PM (w2LAm)

29 What a day. And it's still not over.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

30 Meine Hosen sind voller Kacke!

Posted by: Achtung Biden at August 19, 2020 06:48 PM (Zj2f8)

31 Regarding that Goodyear garbage, I noticed they didn't mention anything on that slide about the reelection slogan - "Keep America Great". I know the new slogan hasn't been getting a lot of attention with the shutdown and all. But it seems like some could sneak that into Goodyear just to push some buttons if they want.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 19, 2020 06:49 PM (UoNvf)

32 19
Surprise otters are more dependable than John Durham.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

At least they deliver the pain.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 06:49 PM (KnJdm)

33 Meanwhile, Dirty Barry is building his THIRD multi-million dollar home.

Remember when he told the people of South Africa, "You only need so many homes"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

34 I made an appointment for the dmv 4 weeks ago. Appointment was for 3:15 today. I got there at 3:10 and was told I was late and missed my appointment. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 19, 2020 06:49 PM (LI2jF)

35 Do we get to hear teh Donald tell us what is best in life?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 06:49 PM (8B6Ng)

36 Willowed:
Serious comment:

California, the spread can be prevented by making people wear masks, right?

If not, why not?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 06:42 PM (0KD36)

The funny thing is, if it was pneumonic plague (plague bacillus in the lungs), masks WOULD actually be a good protection.

I think this is more garden variety Bubonic, which means fleas. And fleas do not give a fuck if you are wearing a mask.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (cI3Q7)

37 @5

Magic 8 Ball Says: Outlook not so good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (ngYw2)

38
I hope they draw pictures. The whole thing has gotten so complicated I need pictures, or at least faces and org charts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (G51Gf)

39 #nomovietheaters
#stayhomestaysafe

#wearthemask

#closeyourdoors

#wearearplugstoo


#moviesaresuperspreaders


#hidepissyourselfandshiver

#suckthedick

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (luzVb)

40 I hate reruns.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

41 I've happily avoided every single minute of the DNC convention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

42 That movie means nothing if the right people don't see it. We already know all of this. What lefty is gonna go and see this after being told their truth for 4 years by the likes of pansies on msnbc and cnn.?

Posted by: Jaimo at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (EVJ0V)

43 17 I bought that book. I really should read it....
Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 06:45 PM (cF8AT)

Is this the Book Thread? I don't want to have to put on pants.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (Izzlo)

44 *checks hair for bats*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

45 Maybe some heads WILL finally roll.

#twoweeks

Posted by: That guy who always says two weeks at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (EgshT)

46 I think this is more garden variety Bubonic, which means fleas. And fleas do not give a fuck if you are wearing a mask.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (cI3Q7)

-

Wait, you mean vectors don't care about your lucky rabbit's foot?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (0KD36)

47 Tami, I am so behind on my reading pile.

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (J8nVw)

48
LOL, Keith Olbermann around 1:39. Remember him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (G51Gf)

49 Magic 8 Ball Says: Outlook not so good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM


Certainly not since I was retired.

Posted by: Clippy at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (DMUuz)

50 I was hoping for bats.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (OjZpE)

51 John Milius famous lines:

Most famous? Dirty Harry, .44 Magnum, the most-powerful handgun in the world . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 06:47 PM (KnJdm)

"Conan! What is best in Life?" yada yada yada

Posted by: Boswell at August 19, 2020 06:52 PM (w2LAm)

52 LOL, Keith Olbermann around 1:39. Remember him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (G51Gf)


He's still alive??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

53 The best line in the preview?

What they were accusing Trump of they themselves were doing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2020 06:52 PM (jUVms)

54
You could do a whole documentary on the Nunes vs Schiff memos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 06:52 PM (G51Gf)

55 Couple books on the plot against the President, keep thinking I should read one of them.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 06:52 PM (OjZpE)

56 "daughter of John Milius, director of Conan the Barbarian and Red Dawn and Big Wednesday"

ya'know, Apocalypse Now was kind of a big deal back in the day too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (5p7BC)

57 I, like all here, pray for our President. I also pray for, after his landslide reelection, the shortest inaugural speech in history."From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy". Mike drop, off to work.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (C1Lsn)

58 I made an appointment for the dmv 4 weeks ago. Appointment was for 3:15 today. I got there at 3:10 and was told I was late and missed my appointment. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 19, 2020 06:49 PM (LI2jF)


Why I always say to the free health care people - did you enjoy your last visit to the DMV?

Did you have any printout for your appointment time to show them? Or did they give you GMT time?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (8B6Ng)

59 Do you think it's awkward when Kamala talks to Joe and he just heard that picking Harris caused his poll numbers to drop?

Cause that's a conversation I'd like to overhear.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (WvQcX)

60 So we'll get a streaming movie, they'll get some book deals, and no one goes to jail?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (0KD36)

61 44 *checks hair for bats*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19

I like bats. I've been hit in the head and face at dusk when they come out.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (7bcfy)

62 I enjoy that Keith Olbermann is a joke. He's a characature of something. Can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (jUVms)

63 Wait, you mean vectors don't care about your lucky rabbit's foot?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (0KD36)

Nope, they are just here to drink blood and to spread plague- and you have a lot of tasty, warm blood in you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (cI3Q7)

64 >>What they were accusing Trump of they themselves were doing.

I've been saying this and living by it for years. If you want to know what the left is guilty of watch they blame others of doing.

#MeToo

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

65 John Milius famous lines:



Most famous? Dirty Harry, .44 Magnum, the most-powerful handgun in the world . . . .



Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 06:47 PM (KnJdm)


"I gots to know."

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (xPl2J)

66 I'd like to see the end of the movie and see how this all turns out!

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (67sg6)

67 "Conan! What is best in Life?" yada yada yada



Posted by: Boswell at August 19, 2020 06:52 PM (w2LAm)

I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said yes to a divorce.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (KnJdm)

68 LOL, Keith Olbermann around 1:39. Remember him?


*cough*

Posted by: Laura Ingraham at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (luzVb)

69 41 I've happily avoided every single minute of the DNC convention.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)


A friend of mine tried to watch it, and she had to turn it off almost immediately. She was livid with rage.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (TdMsT)

70
Tonight, America will learn what the Democratic party has long known: Kamala is a thoroughly unlikeable person.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (mht8P)

71 Portland is Burning. Piss on it.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)

72 Keith Olbermann is the new Gerald Ford.

Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (RuIsu)

73 I was hoping for bats.
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (OjZpE)


Still filming, man!

Posted by: Robert Pattinson at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (LPnfS)

74 Nope, they are just here to drink blood and to spread plague- and you have a lot of tasty, warm blood in you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM (cI3Q7)

-

(puts a bunch of posies in my shirt pocket)

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (0KD36)

75 Is it ok to go off topic in an open thread?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Kim Klacik's Love Bunny Snuggle at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (+dsLj)

76 71 Portland is Burning. Piss on it.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)

No. Can't risk. No more matches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (WvQcX)

77 Who does Olbermann work for now? And how is that possible ?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (jUVms)

78 LOL, Keith Olbermann around 1:39. Remember him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (G51Gf)

He's still alive??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:52 PM (ptqGC)


One of POTUS' first casualties. I'm pretty sure he's in a padded room in a nice, tight fitting coat these days.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (8B6Ng)

79
He's still alive??

Posted by: Jane D'oh

========

I'll have to google to find out. (Ways to tell if you've become irrelevant, Keith.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (G51Gf)

80 For the record, the only reason there aren't more people with the plague is the increased mask usage.

#BetterTogetherForever

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (0KD36)

81 Maybe next thread will have bats

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (OjZpE)

82 Ashes, ashes, all fall down!

Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (RuIsu)

83 50
I was hoping for bats.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (OjZpE)

++++
There is something comforting and cozy, but also menacing and vile about Ace's bats. Hard to explain.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (T2NR8)

84 Willowed:

Weasel

Made contact. Thank you.

I did tell him we have a Bacon Wench! And to not mess with her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (hyuyC)

85 In the movie "The Wind and the Lion", Milius cast himself in a cameo. He's an arms dealer, demonstrating a Maxim MG.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (C1Lsn)

86 Each bat eats thousands of bugs. They're great to have around, just not nesting in your barn or your attic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2020 06:56 PM (jUVms)

87 Portland is Burning. Piss on it. Piss it on.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)


FIFY.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 06:56 PM (8B6Ng)

88 Bubonic plague is one of three types of plague caused by the same bacterium. The others are septicemic plague, and pneumonic plague. The difference is the result of the route of infection.

Bubonic plague is mainly spread by infected fleas from small animals, or exposure to the body fluids from a dead plague-infected animal, and the bacteria enter through the skin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2020 06:56 PM (DMUuz)

89 Ashes, ashes, all fall down!

Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 06:55 PM (RuIsu)


Thanks. I wonder how many people get it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

90 "Want to be the first to see The Plot Against the President when it's released?"

The first person to see it will be the film editor who makes the final cut. So we all are shit out of luck on that one.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 06:56 PM (qpX6U)

91 Milius wrote Quint's USS Indianapolis monologue in Jaws.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2020 06:57 PM (xPl2J)

92 86 Each bat eats thousands of bugs. They're great to have around, just not nesting in your barn or your attic.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2020 06:56 PM (jUVms)


And they are right little guano factories. The Left is all about Bat Shit, ya know.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 06:57 PM (bCLt0)

93 Ring around the rosy

Pockets full of posies

Ashes, ashes we all fall down

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

94 John Milius famous lines:

Since we are going to play this game...

"Charlie don't surf!"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 06:57 PM (5p7BC)

95 72 Keith Olbermann is the new Gerald Ford.

Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 06:54 PM (RuIsu)

----------------
Is there video of Kieth tripping and falling? I could use a good laugh right about now.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 19, 2020 06:57 PM (ch6++)

96 John Milius favorite lines:

"This is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules!"

oh wait, that was Walter Sobchak. Same thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 06:57 PM (Kpl3J)

97 Trailer looks great.

Glad to see we've got stuff coming out before the election. Seems like every time I turn around, there's another quisling coming out with a book in September or October.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (sGotD)

98 *checks hair for bats*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19

I like bats. I've been hit in the head and face at dusk when they come out.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM

I like watching the bats flit around Casa RMBS in the evening.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (rBtIz)

99
I like bats. I've been hit in the head and face at dusk when they come out.
Posted by: CaliGirl
-----

I was struck by a bat once, when I was about ten years old. Out cold for a couple of minutes. Apparently it wasn't too bad of an injury. Ever since, I only stutter and drool a little bit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (830x5)

100
For the record, the only reason there aren't more people with the plague is the increased mask usage.



#BetterTogetherForever


Stay Home Stay Safe II: Cowering for Freedom

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (luzVb)

101 Asassinate the President movies: Always in vogue when a Republican is President. A Democrat President? That's treason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Michael L Blair at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (yiAMj)

102 I hope they draw pictures. The whole thing has gotten so complicated I need pictures, or at least faces and org charts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 06:50 PM (G51Gf)

You should go over to see that nutty dude Sundance explain it - he ran out of push pins and yarn years ago...that dude from A Beautiful Mind probably called him to tell him to cut it out already.

Posted by: Boswell at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (w2LAm)

103 I like bats. I've been hit in the head and face at dusk when they come out.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM


Um, that's an interesting juxtaposition of sentences....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (PiwSw)

104 I sat on our screened porch tonight for the first time since mid-June. Can finally walk on my own. *weeps with joy*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

105 "Conan! What is best in Life?" yada yada yada

-
You know the thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (+y/Ru)

106 Walter in "The Big Lebowski" is based on John Milius. John Goodman's character looks like a dead ringer.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (Izzlo)

107 We need a National Marmot Day.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (bCLt0)

108 I wonder if DEET works on fleas?

According to the internet: yes!

So we can all walk around smelling like DeepWood OFF! At least we have masks on...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (cI3Q7)

109 You hateful hate filled racists don't want grandma to die from the bubonic plague, do you?

#WearTheFreedomMask

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (EMjh+)

110 86 Each bat eats thousands of bugs. They're great to have around, just not nesting in your barn or your attic.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 202

They live behind my shutters on the outbuildings and I have bat houses. I have to watch my guy here he tries to power wash the buildings in the summer and I won't let him near the bat houses until winter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (7bcfy)

111 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)


Yay Jane D'oh!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 07:00 PM (PiwSw)

112 104 I sat on our screened porch tonight for the first time since mid-June. Can finally walk on my own. *weeps with joy*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)


Happy to hear you are on the mend, Jane.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 07:00 PM (bCLt0)

113
I like watching the bats flit around Casa RMBS in the evening.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
------

Ever since they installed LED street lighting here, the bugs are no longer attracted, the wavelengths being decidedly not natural. So, no bats around the lights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 07:00 PM (GBHAb)

114 Good for you, Jane! The one good thing about infirmity is the appreciation we have for health when we recover.

Posted by: Catherine at August 19, 2020 07:00 PM (vlgnN)

115 101 Asassinate the President movies: Always in vogue when a Republican is President. A Democrat President? That's treason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Michael L Blair at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (yiAMj)

I'm surprised they haven't remade "Seven Days in May", but with the generals as the heroes.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2020 07:00 PM (Izzlo)

116 107 We need a National Marmot Day.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (bCLt0


What ever would we call it?

Posted by: Bill Murray at August 19, 2020 07:00 PM (WvQcX)

117 106 Walter in "The Big Lebowski" is based on John Milius. John Goodman's character looks like a dead ringer.
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (Izzlo)

hence post #96.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:00 PM (Kpl3J)

118 Big Wednesday was way rad

Posted by: Scottst at August 19, 2020 07:00 PM (RF5/i)

119 3 I like bats. I've been hit in the head and face at dusk when they come out.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 06:53 PM


Um, that's an interesting juxtaposition of sentences....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at A

Phrasing. The bats have flown and hit me in the head and face.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (7bcfy)

120 That's wonderful Jane!! So happy for you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

121 There's a horse barn not far from us, and their bats come out every evening. I delight in imagining all the gnats and mosquitoes they're eating.

And my little hummingbirds love gnats and mosquitoes, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

122 Bubonic plague is mainly spread by infected fleas from small animals, such as bats.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (Tnijr)

123 Billy Bats!!

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (bCLt0)

124 108 I wonder if DEET works on fleas?
---
Yes it does. Wonderful stuff.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (sWM8x)

125 Glad to see we've got stuff coming out before the election. Seems like every time I turn around, there's another quisling coming out with a book in September or October.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM (sGotD)


Trump's campaign made the single largest advert purchase in youtube history. From banners to ads running on monetized videos, it's a blitz. And it's making the left crazy.

I think they're starting to realize they've got another 4 years of tantrums to throw.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (8B6Ng)

126
You should go over to see that nutty dude Sundance explain it - he ran out of push pins and yarn years ago...that dude from A Beautiful Mind probably called him to tell him to cut it out already.
Posted by: Boswell

========

I hear Sundance is "hard to follow." I'll accept that. I really do need to read the books, though, and follow along on that Epoch Times chart, which should probably cover an entire wall at this point.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 07:02 PM (G51Gf)

127 ya'know, Apocalypse Now was kind of a big deal back in the day too

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Marlon Brando's gristle-encased head at August 19, 2020 07:02 PM (EgshT)

128 Who will play the part of the cigarette-smoking man?

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2020 07:02 PM (XhWtx)

129 Watch the series The Plague. Fascinating.

Dead in the streets each morning. Mass graves.

About what ABCPBSNBCMSNBCCNN tells us is happening now.

Posted by: Any Random FBI Pervert at August 19, 2020 07:02 PM (JtrMW)

130 To extend what I was saying (Before I was so rudely nooded,)

The chinese "characteristics" that they added to socialism is the realization that it is OK to have free markets in the shit that does not matter.

It is similar to what is happening in the USA with "ownership." You can "own" a company, but if the state tells you who you can hire, who you can fire, what you have to produce, etc. then your ownership is greatly reduced. I don't have to own something to benefit from it. The senator who decides how to spend a billion dollars and gets feted and accolades for it is no worse off than the billionaire who is spending his own money on the same damn thing. In effect, the senator has stolen all the value of that billion dollars and used it for his own gain.

Well, the CCP has created an economy where people think they have a choice but in reality they have no ownership, and receive the slimmest benefit from their work. All the creme goes to the CCP.

Uber is doing the same thing, or rather they are taking advantage of the same conditions established by the Left in the USA. One thing the CCP "allows" is people from the provinces flooding the labor markets where needed to keep wages very low. Living outside their approved province also means they have no benefits, (healthcare, education, etc.) and no rights.

Sound familiar?

(OK, end of lecture but I only touched the surface. I had a very bad day yesterday and am trying to clear my mind.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 19, 2020 07:02 PM (LWu6U)

131 Peter Strzok, based upon his sudden flurry of angry tweets, may have failed to reach a plea deal.

That could mean they have it all and don't need a deal. Sad!

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 07:02 PM (z36Kd)

132 Not willowed but this makes me happy so fuck you:

266 elliptical machines square machines trapezoidal machines pentagonal machines octagonal machines circular machines machines shaped like nothing we can describe machines that change shape when you aren't watching rhomboid machines isosceles machines machines shaped like the mull of kintyre peninsula machines shaped like angelina jolie's buttocks why waste time getting to know men or women when there are sexy sexy machines for sale machines that will love you machines you will love machines that will give you pleasure so much pleasure pleasure that will make the rest of your life seem dull and unimportant so you will hurry back to your machines machines that you will never turn off machines that will make you forget to eat machines that will feed you through tubes while taking you to new heights of ecstasy and pain machines you will worship machines you will serve willingly machines that will consume you body and soul machines that will abandon you with nothing but a charming gift bag for your trouble

Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE




I have been pining for MACHINES FOR SALE to return to the Blog for years.

My patience has been vindicated.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2020 07:03 PM (O033+)

133 I sat on our screened porch tonight for the first time since mid-June. Can finally walk on my own. *weeps with joy*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)


Awesome! [handclap emoji]

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:03 PM (8B6Ng)

134 "the shortest inaugural speech in history."From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy"."

I'm voting for either "BLM is a damned lie!"
OR
"Weapons free!"

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 07:03 PM (qpX6U)

135 122 Bubonic plague is mainly spread by infected fleas from small animals, such as bats.
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 20

Now you tell me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 07:03 PM (7bcfy)

136 Remember, when attempting to change Antifa minds, if they are sideways to you, aim for the ear hole, that way if you miss by a couple of inches, their mind will still be changed.

Posted by: An Observation at August 19, 2020 07:03 PM (TwFVz)

137 120
That's wonderful Jane!! So happy for you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

And she's all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (KnJdm)

138 @realDonaldTrump

Welcome, Barack and Crooked Hillary. See you on the field of battle!

Check out the video attached to the tweet.

https://tinyurl.com/y2hdmpmb

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)

139
I hope she brings her father's sensibilities to the set, and waves a .45 at recalcitrant actors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (xkm5f)

140
That's wonderful Jane!! So happy for you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (dUJdY)


Thanks. Had a big set back two days ago. Loads of pain and swelling. My therapist told me to go easy and take pain meds. Sadly, in a two month period of just a few, I'm down to two that I'm breaking into little pieces.

G-d forbid I become a pain med junkie with this ankle surgery and all the knee damage. I've learned to just grind my teeth and suffer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

141 I sat on our screened porch tonight for the first time since mid-June. Can finally walk on my own. *weeps with joy*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM

Huzzah!

Enjoy, Jane!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (rBtIz)

142 131 Peter Strzok, based upon his sudden flurry of angry tweets, may have failed to reach a plea deal.

That could mean they have it all and don't need a deal. Sad!
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 07:02 PM (z36Kd)


Or he's just got the sadz that his mistress was also schtupping Andrew McCabe...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (PiwSw)

143 Peter Strzok, based upon his sudden flurry of angry tweets, may have failed to reach a plea deal.

That could mean they have it all and don't need a deal. Sad!
Posted by: t-bird

Say what you will about Peter Strzok, he's got a pretty mouth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 07:05 PM (+y/Ru)

144 The CCP is just an iteration of Feudalism. 55 million members, 1.6 BILLION Chinese. Yeah, feudalism. Things never change there, ultimately.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)

145 Or he's just got the sadz that his mistress was also schtupping Andrew McCabe...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM


FIB spit roast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 07:05 PM (fIHXk)

146 My e mail is getting carpet bombed with funding requests from the President's campaign ( I gave a little), and I'm not the least bit pissed. Matter of fact, I'm happy to see it. We sure didn't see it with the Magic Skivvies wearing carpetbagger and his Death Star about to strike any minute campaign.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 07:06 PM (C1Lsn)

147 John Milius was the one-eyed, one-armed German adviser in "The Wind and the Lion".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:06 PM (UAMe5)

148 I've learned to just grind my teeth and suffer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------

NGU's ears just perked up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 07:06 PM (WD9ZA)

149 Ruby the Flying Fox ...
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=cMh8-htFRhw

Patrick the Ghost Bat
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=3e9RlPT6OLE

Blossom the Blossom Bat
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=WHGbgh0UFLI

Posted by: Adriane the Baseball Bat Critic ... at August 19, 2020 07:06 PM (LPnfS)

150 Shary gluboko v sostoyanii, tovarishch.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2020 07:06 PM (XhWtx)

151
My e mail is getting carpet bombed with funding requests from the
President's campaign ( I gave a little), and I'm not the least bit
pissed. Matter of fact, I'm happy to see it. We sure didn't see it
with the Magic Skivvies wearing carpetbagger and his Death Star about
to strike any minute campaign.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 07:06 PM (C1Lsn)


Same here. I donated again, but they won't quit. And then the RNC comes after me. Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

152 Trump's campaign made the single largest advert purchase in youtube history. From banners to ads running on monetized videos, it's a blitz. And it's making the left crazy.
I think they're starting to realize they've got another 4 years of tantrums to throw.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (8B6Ng)
~~~~~

Excellent! I did not know that. Their media people are terrific too, and the few things I have seen online are extremely well done.

We're a long ways from from the milquetoast campaigns of McCain and Romney, thank God.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (sGotD)

153
Man, I suddenly feel like... like... buying a machine. Damnedest thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (xkm5f)

154 The chinese "characteristics" that they added to socialism is the realization that it is OK to have free markets in the shit that does not matter.

-

Okay smart hordians, is there a name for that yet?

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (mehvR)

155 144 The CCP is just an iteration of Feudalism. 55 million members, 1.6 BILLION Chinese. Yeah, feudalism. Things never change there, ultimately.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)

I'd call them Fascist. The use of semi-free market to pay for a socialist police state.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (cI3Q7)

156 The one phrase I want to hear from President Trump is "I am activating the militia".

Posted by: An Observation at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (TwFVz)

157 144 The CCP is just an iteration of Feudalism. 55 million members, 1.6 BILLION Chinese. Yeah, feudalism. Things never change there, ultimately.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)
===

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: GOPe + COC + Big Tech at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (BRkq2)

158
Check out the video attached to the tweet.

https://tinyurl.com/y2hdmpmb
Posted by: JackStraw

========

DUDE, the last graphic!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (G51Gf)

159 Check out the video attached to the tweet.

https://tinyurl.com/y2hdmpmb

Well, I guess that was a good set up for Obama's speech tonight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (WkPC9)

160 Okay smart hordians, is there a name for that yet?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (mehvR)
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Bundle-of-sticks-tied-around-an-axe-ism?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (UAMe5)

161 Ever since, I only stutter and drool a little bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM


Happens to me all the time when the teleprompter glitches.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, Lightbringer and Featured DNC Speaker Emeritus at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (DMUuz)

162 Okay smart hordians, is there a name for that yet?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (mehvR)

See my 155.

(Sidebar: it feels kind of douchebaggy to refer to one of your own posts. strange.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (cI3Q7)

163 Man, I suddenly feel like... like... buying a machine. Damnedest thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
-------

Hmm. CNC mill, or lathe? I'd have to go with the mill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (bPH26)

164 Trump should counter Obama's stupid speech with, "Hey, Barry. I found the magic wand. Loser."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

165 That could mean they have it all and don't need a deal. Sad!
Posted by: t-bird
~~~~~

He's a fool. First one to cop gets the best deal. Anyone who watches LA Law knows that.

What?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 07:09 PM (sGotD)

166 Ever since, I only stutter and drool a little bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM

Well, who doesn't?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:09 PM (cI3Q7)

167 Ever since, I only stutter and drool a little bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 06:58 PM

Happens to me all the time when the teleprompter glitches.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama
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Pfft.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 07:09 PM (bPH26)

168 What's wrong with that?
Posted by: GOPe + COC + Big Tech at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (BRkq2)
===

F-ck you for failing to mention us.

Posted by: Big Banks at August 19, 2020 07:09 PM (BRkq2)

169 (Sidebar: it feels kind of douchebaggy to refer to one of your own posts. strange.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (cI3Q7)
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Nah, I do it all the time.

Posted by: Rom Mittney at August 19, 2020 07:10 PM (UAMe5)

170 Presented without evidence!!!! Conspiracy!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)

171 See my 155.

(Sidebar: it feels kind of douchebaggy to refer to one of your own posts. strange.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:08 PM (cI3Q7)

-

Whew. Glad I posted my comment before this.

Thanks.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:10 PM (p/ef7)

172 #suckthedick
Posted by: deplorable unperson


#beapassiveaggressivedouchecanoe
#bedeplorable

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2020 07:10 PM (ykYG2)

173 Excellent! I did not know that. Their media people are terrific too, and the few things I have seen online are extremely well done.

We're a long ways from from the milquetoast campaigns of McCain and Romney, thank God.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (sGotD)


It really is awesome to see. Chances are high if you go to YT, you'll at the very least see a banner on your home page.

And these are some pretty hard-hitting ads depicting Joe as a dementia ridden asshole. I'd love to see the faces of lefties on the ads you can't skip.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:10 PM (8B6Ng)

174 147 I remembered him being one armed and wearing an eye cover. I misremembered, thinking he was an arms dealer, mostly because Candice Bergen was hot then.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 07:11 PM (C1Lsn)

175 They used the same playbook as the IRS scandal. Nothing happened then and nothing will happen now thanks to mittens and others

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 19, 2020 07:11 PM (dKiJG)

176 I hear Sundance is "hard to follow." I'll accept that. I really do need to read the books, though, and follow along on that Epoch Times chart, which should probably cover an entire wall at this point.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 07:02 PM (G51Gf)

At this point there are so many people involved, I'd be surprised if Comey's bartender and Brennan's gardener don't played a role in here somewhere - this had to be the most open secret in DC that the luggage porters at the Downtown DC Marriott were placing bets on who the Mueller gang was taking down in the Trump Admin next...

Posted by: Boswell at August 19, 2020 07:11 PM (w2LAm)

177 I wish we still live-blogged things.

PJ Media has been live-blogging the past two nights. They're nowhere near as "colorful" and entertaining as we were.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

178 Bubonic plague is mainly spread by infected fleas from small animals, such as bats.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 20

-

That's why we're making all the mask jokes.

It's probably easier to stop than a cold virus, but totems and lucky charms make people feel better.

#WearTheMaskInYourHome

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:12 PM (p/ef7)

179 Okay smart hordians, is there a name for that yet?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (mehvR)


I think Democratic Socialism is the same thing economically, but with elections.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 19, 2020 07:12 PM (LWu6U)

180 Say what you will about Peter Strzok, he's got a pretty mouth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 07:05 PM (+y/Ru)

__________

You haven't lived until you've French kissed his asshole.

Posted by: James Comey, Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher at August 19, 2020 07:12 PM (0fcgh)

181 Barky will I, me mine and never mention stutterin joe.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 07:12 PM (nnI2U)

182 It smells like BO. Did SCoaMF open mouth?

Posted by: Gilded Age II, dreading even knowing what stupid things he said at August 19, 2020 07:12 PM (BRkq2)

183 #beapassiveaggressivedouchecanoe

#bedeplorable
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Is it cold, cringing in a puddle of your own urine?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 07:13 PM (luzVb)

184 I remembered him being one armed and wearing an eye cover. I misremembered, thinking he was an arms dealer, mostly because Candice Bergen was hot then.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 07:11 PM (C1Lsn)
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The character could have been an arms dealer, he was in civvies, but had a German accent. In any case, he was supervising the Maxim gun that the Sultan shot up the shrubbery with.

Posted by: Rom Mittney at August 19, 2020 07:13 PM (UAMe5)

185 They live behind my shutters on the outbuildings and
I have bat houses. I have to watch my guy here he tries to power wash
the buildings in the summer and I won't let him near the bat houses
until winter.Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 06:59 PM (7bcfy)

...did someone say Bath Houses?

Posted by: Barack at August 19, 2020 07:13 PM (SnLSx)

186 Nah, I do it all the time.
Posted by: Rom Mittney at August 19, 2020 07:10 PM (UAMe5)

With an endorsement like that, who can disagree?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:13 PM (cI3Q7)

187 Gah! off dumbass sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:13 PM (UAMe5)

188 33 Meanwhile, Dirty Barry is building his THIRD multi-million dollar home.

Remember when he told the people of South Africa, "You only need so many homes"?
_________________

Yeah, I said "YOU" only need so many homes. I din't say anything about me, b*tch!

I can do whatever the hell I please. I'm Baracky Obama, and you should be thanking me!

Posted by: Baracky Obama at August 19, 2020 07:14 PM (k4dH2)

189 @realDonaldTrump
Welcome, Barack and Crooked Hillary. See you on the field of battle!
Check out the video attached to the tweet.
https://tinyurl.com/y2hdmpmb
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Best. President. Ever.

I wanna have his babies.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 07:14 PM (sGotD)

190 I think Democratic Socialism is the same thing economically, but with the facade of free and fair elections.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 19, 2020 07:12 PM (LWu6U)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 07:14 PM (KnJdm)

191
I truly wonder about the mind of Obama.

Was he honestly shocked that Trump won in 2016?

What does he honestly think of Biden's chances in 2020?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 07:14 PM (G51Gf)

192 I think Democratic Socialism is the same thing economically, but with "Elections." *airquotes*
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 19, 2020 07:12 PM (LWu6U)

FIFY.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)

193 If a top FBI guy doesn't know his boss is banging his girlfriend also he shouldn't have been a top FBI guy

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 07:15 PM (OjZpE)

194 Ace really needs to do a thread on American Thinker's article about Barry coming out as loving penis waaaay waaaay back and even writing to his white girlfriend about it.

Emory University has his letters to her.


He admits "settling" for Mooch because political future.

No wonder those two spent every single Valentine's Day and birthday apart. And no wonder she's so bitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

195 NetFlix hot chics special, Cuties:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jknpyk

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 07:15 PM (ePWRo)

196 >>They used the same playbook as the IRS scandal. Nothing happened then and nothing will happen now thanks to mittens and others

You know the difference between how Lois Lerner was treated and how these scumbags will be treated?

Eric Hold and Loretta Lynch aren't running the DOJ anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

197 I am gonna wait for the movie about Pete and Lisa.

Love Story 2: Taxpayer's Boogaloo......

Lisa: "But I poop from there..."

Peter: "Not right now you don't....."


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 19, 2020 07:15 PM (Z+IKu)

198 Dammit flounder.

We have to hire Quint! Pay him whatever he wants!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)

199 I hope the Clinesmith plea means the floodgates are about to open

Posted by: Zeera at August 19, 2020 07:16 PM (zUdXR)

200 Man, I suddenly feel like... like... buying a machine. Damnedest thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM

And here I am searching for deals on lace wigs.

No idea why.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 19, 2020 07:16 PM (j3jZX)

201 158


Check out the video attached to the tweet.



https://tinyurl.com/y2hdmpmb

Posted by: JackStraw

+++++
When Hillary winks at Obama, I believe it is at Trump's Inauguration and it looks like Rosalyn Carter in the foreground. I think Hillary was wearing either a cream colored or off-white suit that day. If this is the case, that she is winking at Obama on this particular day, it is very disturbing.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 19, 2020 07:16 PM (T2NR8)

202 douchecanoe
#bedeplorable
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2020 07:10 PM (ykYG2)

Hi, Boulder. Hope you're o.k. As a completely irrelevant comment, I have to say that's Douchecanoe is a phrase that always makes me laugh. I don't remember hearing it before I came on this site. The only thing I can think of is a canoe piled high with "Summer's Eve" going down a river. I don't know why that makes me laugh, except that I'm an odd person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:16 PM (WkPC9)

203 I think the CCP model is more complex than our current terms.


For information and civil rights, they are totalitarian. (Orwellian, even.)

For voting and participation of governing, they are straight up one party communism. (which also covers the above.)

For economy, they are Feudalist.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (LWu6U)

204 "Love Story 2: Taxpayer's Boogaloo......

Lisa: "But I poop from there..."

Peter: "Please do! That would be so f'n hawt!"

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (qpX6U)

205 Yes, that's the daughter of John Milius, director of Conan the Barbarian


So that's where Barron is...pushing on the grinding wheel and wearing animal skins. Three more years and he'll be ready!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (axyOa)

206 NetFlix hot chics special, Cuties:

OH YEAH *runs to see*

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jknpyk

what in the fucking hell

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Kim Klacik's Love Bunny Snuggle at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (+dsLj)

207 Lisa: "But I poop from there..."

Peter: [del]"Not right now you don't....."[del] jawohl, mein fraulein...


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 19, 2020 07:15 PM (Z+IKu)

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (SgjGX)

208 Remember, it's pronounced "Comma-la".

Or, you can call me He Jinli.

Posted by: Kamala! 2021! at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

209
Well that's interesting. Marilyn Mosby just referred to Kamala as "my forever president" on MSNBC.

Just skipping over the Joe part.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 07:18 PM (G51Gf)

210 https://tinyurl.com/y2hdmpmb
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)

Jeeesus...he's not playing around. And there is nothing they can do or say about it because its all true - not matter how much Jake Tapper puts on the mirror-practice grim gravitas face...

Posted by: Boswell at August 19, 2020 07:18 PM (w2LAm)

211 OH YEAH *runs to see*

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jknpyk

what in the fucking hell
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Kim Klacik's Love Bunny Snuggle at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (+dsLj)


Oh look, a nice shiny "burn it all to the fucking ground."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2020 07:18 PM (SgjGX)

212 206
NetFlix hot chics special, Cuties:



OH YEAH *runs to see*



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jknpyk



what in the fucking hell

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Kim Klacik's Love Bunny Snuggle at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (+dsLj)

That's children, in fuck me poses. WTFF?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 07:19 PM (KnJdm)

213 Meggie Mac wants everyone to know it's less than two weeks until the second anniversary of Daddy's death.

His funeral continues, however.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

214 boulder t'hobo, I'd asked on an earlier thread but I guess you didn't see it. Serious question that I haven't heard addressed anywhere:

Are cases high even though so many people are wearing masks, or are cases low because so many people are wearing masks?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:19 PM (p/ef7)

215 buenos tardes amigos

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 19, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)

216 What a day. And it's still not over.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 06:48

My day has sucked too.

Well, the dematolgist just found one precancerous spot so I guess that's a plus. after I old her I fmred for 32 yrs she siad I was in good shape, considering.

Then stopped in at work and the new bitch boss told me I can't go get my own supplies, like I've done for 32 yrs. Idiot is just making more work for her and me. F' it, I'm done in a couple of yrs.

Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2020 07:19 PM (KWbVO)

217 Well that's interesting. Marilyn Mosby just referred to Kamala as "my forever president" on MSNBC.


Pretty short stretch from "choosing your gender" to "choosing your President", I suppose.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 07:20 PM (luzVb)

218 If someone like Dent in PA is turning on Trump, he is clearly over target. MAGA baby.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 07:20 PM (nFRLh)

219 Mask up, you psychos.

Posted by: Marlon Brando's gristle-encased head at August 19, 2020 07:20 PM (EgshT)

220 Thats fucking sick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 07:21 PM (fIHXk)

221 Whoops. I keep reminding myself that my ENT told me the day before my bad fall and breakage, that I need an MRI of my brain to see if it's affecting my sudden hearing loss and severe tinitus.

Yay. Husband reminded me this morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

222 We don't know the long term effects of the bubonic plague, so #WearTheMask

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:21 PM (p/ef7)

223 218 If someone like Dent in PA is turning on Trump, he is clearly over target. MAGA baby.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

who?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:21 PM (J8nVw)

224 201 158

Check out the video attached to the tweet.

https://tinyurl.com/y2hdmpmb

Posted by: JackStraw


Trump's face says - I know what you are doing you sorry @%#@#@#$.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 07:21 PM (ePWRo)

225 155 144 The CCP is just an iteration of Feudalism. 55 million members, 1.6 BILLION Chinese. Yeah, feudalism. Things never change there, ultimately.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)

I'd call them Fascist. The use of semi-free market to pay for a socialist police state.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:07 PM (cI3Q7)

So allow me to interject and say that while you're all right in bits and pieces, overall you're all wrong - what is present in China today is flat out Imperialism, an upgraded and technological version of the same Government they have had in various versions for 2300 years now. "socialism" and "communism" are just the new buzzwords they use to describe what they've always done.

And Xi today has absolutely MORE personal power today than almost any of the ancient Chinese Emperors, save for Kublai Khan and the legendary First Emperor.

In an Imperial system, the people are Subjects who belong to the State, which is personified by the Emperor. The Empire is run by the Bureaucracy, which is unseen, but always present, always watching. The subjects are often allowed to do what they wish, because this is profitable for all, so long as they NEVER attempt to have any influence on governance, and NEVER attempt to hold any power for themselves. That is the exclusive province of the Emperor and his servants.

Since the Subjects are the property of the Empire, anything they own also belongs to the Empire and can be demanded of them at any time, for any reason - even their Lives. That they are allowed to keep their lives and their homes is due solely to the Magnanimous Beneficence of the Emperor, and they must never forget this. The Military serves at the sole discretion of the Emperor, and he can demand that they sacrifice their lives at his command at any time, for any reason. To refuse is treason.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:22 PM (Kpl3J)

226 'Forever President' kind of sounds like a dictator, doesn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (cI3Q7)

227 Exactly vmom. a nothing former PA rep from Philly suburbs. The swamp is deep.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (nFRLh)

228 Sidebar - Susan B. Anthony was anti SSM, pro-life and a committed Christian. The author of that stupid tweet would call her a Nazi were she alive today and SBA wouldn't have thought too much about her either.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (BJKQV)

229 I've read that if you draw circles with red magic marker on the pieces of old t-shirts you're hanging over your face it will trap more of the cold virus in those fields and protect even more people.

#T-ShirtScrapsSaveLives

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (p/ef7)

230 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (cI3Q7)

Yes. Commie La for life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (WkPC9)

231 Or he's just got the sadz that his mistress was also schtupping Andrew McCabe...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (PiwSw)


Fucker probably got off on it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (SgjGX)

232 So that's where Barron is...pushing on the grinding wheel and wearing animal skins. Three more years and he'll be ready!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:17 PM (axyOa)


Some speculate that grinding was a euphemism.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (ePWRo)

233 Welp, back to bed and attempting to type with my iPhone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

234 OH YEAH *runs to see*



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jknpyk



what in the fucking hell


oh hey, look. Pedophilia propaganda on Obama's own Netflix...

surprise.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 07:24 PM (luzVb)

235 'Forever President' kind of sounds like a dictator, doesn't it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (cI3Q7)
------
I am reminded of Franz Sanchez's casual threat to El Presidente: "Remember, you are only President...for life."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:24 PM (UAMe5)

236
that she is winking at Obama on this particular day, it is very disturbing.

Posted by: washrivergal

========

Hmm, interesting. She could have been wincing in psychic pain, but that could also be a conspiratorial wink.

As for her outfit, Hillary has a wardrobe that, well, "At some point, you have enough white pantsuits." She wore two DIFFERENT ones at the DNC 2016 and Inauguration 2017.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 07:24 PM (G51Gf)

237 233 Welp, back to bed and attempting to type with my iPhone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (ptqGC)


Easier using a cheap bluetooth keypad.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 07:25 PM (ePWRo)

238 Was he honestly shocked that Trump won in 2016?

What does he honestly think of Biden's chances in 2020?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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He has no original thoughts. He doesn't like to speak. He is pulled/shoved out onto stage by peer pressure.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 07:25 PM (cGzEU)

239 Posted by: 29Victor at August 19, 2020 07:23 PM (BJKQV)

Susan B. Anthony died around 1907. SSM wasn't even on the radar then. But the cancel chicks are just awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:25 PM (WkPC9)

240 Susan B. Anthony was anti SSM
-----
Surface to Surface Missiles?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:25 PM (UAMe5)

241 240
Susan B. Anthony was anti SSM

-----

Surface to Surface Missiles?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:25 PM (UAMe5)

She was ahead of her time.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (KnJdm)

242 Heh. There was just a Kelloggs Corn Pops commercial on tv. Haven't seen one of those in a long time. I wonder....

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (C1Lsn)

243 Quote from a reporter's question to President Trump at a press conference today. The question was some baloney about QAnon with a side of smearing the President as somehow being guilty of something here.

"The crux of the theory is you are saving the world from a cult of satanic, pedophiles, and cannibals. Does that sound like something you are behind?"

This is what passes for journalism. Pull my eyes out.

Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (Fmrwt)

244 Susan B. Anthony was anti SSM

-----

Surface to Surface Missiles?



Slippery Slope to Madness.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (luzVb)

245 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:22 PM (Kpl3J)

Probably right. Dressed up in different clothes and titles, but still the same. Imperial Bureaucracy. Mandarin.

One of the odd things about learning history is- people from different places are built different in their heads.

Western Europeans think a certain way when it comes to 'freedom', Liberty and so forth. The Easterners (lumping in China and Japan here) just think differently than we do.

The Russians have always been odd ducks because they have influences from both sides of that aisle of east and west.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (cI3Q7)

246
I wanna have his babies.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 07:14 PM (sGotD)

Sister Joseph Marie would be proud.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (csiRd)

247 I think the deep state's secondary goal is to make any investigators run out of push-pins, yarn, and wall space.

Make it too complex for normal people to follow, make it too complex for seasoned investigators to follow, and they'll just quit trying.

I don't have the brain power to follow Sundance. I don't think, like many here, that he's an idiot either. What he's trying to piece together is just too complicated for my brain to handle. And it seems that whenever people see someone trying to figure out something this messy, they automatically assume "A Beautiful Mind" and a nutty, schizophrenic professor, because there are no complicated conspiracies, right? And there are no tenacious, single-minded investigators who aren't crazy and who should just drop it like the rest of us, right?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 19, 2020 07:27 PM (j3jZX)

248
Yay. Husband reminded me this morning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020

I'm so sorry Jane

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 07:27 PM (7bcfy)

249
OH YEAH *runs to see*

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jknpyk

what in the fucking hell
oh hey, look. Pedophilia propaganda on Obama's own Netflix...
surprise.


John Legend's trashy wife has admitted to being very turned on by little girls Just Like That.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

250 I am reminded of Franz Sanchez's casual threat to El Presidente: "Remember, you are only President...for life."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:24 PM (UAMe5)

Reminds me of the line from The Quiet Man.

He'll regret it until his dying day if he lives that long.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

251 * waves wildly at Jane*

So glad to hear you are walking.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 07:29 PM (nnI2U)

252 243 Quote from a reporter's question to President Trump at a press conference today. The question was some baloney about QAnon with a side of smearing the President as somehow being guilty of something here.

"The crux of the theory is you are saving the world from a cult of satanic, pedophiles, and cannibals. Does that sound like something you are behind?"

...
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (Fmrwt)


"And this is a bad thing?" He retorts.

Posted by: Trump's shadow at August 19, 2020 07:29 PM (ePWRo)

253 Reporters are just no match for Trump. This (replay?) is so much fun to watch.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 07:29 PM (z36Kd)

254 Reminds me of the line from The Quiet Man.
------
Another favorite of mine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:30 PM (UAMe5)

255 John Legend's trashy wife has admitted to being very turned on by little girls Just Like That.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19

She's a disgusting person. She deleted a bunch of tweets.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 07:30 PM (7bcfy)

256 John Legend's trashy wife has admitted to being very turned on by little girls Just Like That.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:27 PM

Well, in her case, not just like that. More like toddlers.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 19, 2020 07:30 PM (j3jZX)

257 208 Remember, it's pronounced "Comma-la".

Damnit get the spelling right. Spelling Names Matters.

Comma,La

Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 19, 2020 07:30 PM (Fmrwt)

258 At the end of the Trump presidency, the most we can hope for is exposing the swamp. The only way it gets drained is if we do it.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 19, 2020 07:31 PM (8FfnY)

259 boulder t'hobo, I'd asked on an earlier thread but I guess you didn't see it. Serious question that I haven't heard addressed anywhere:

Are cases high even though so many people are wearing masks, or are cases low because so many people are wearing masks?

-

If anyone sees t'hobo will you see if he can give us the definitive answer on this, please?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:31 PM (p/ef7)

260 "The crux of the theory is you are saving the world from a cult of satanic, pedophiles, and cannibals. Does that sound like something you are behind?"

This is what passes for journalism. Pull my eyes out.


Loved his beginning to his answer: "Would that be a bad thing? Saving the world from that?"

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 07:31 PM (z36Kd)

261 I have confirmed that Netflix does indeed to air the French movie "Cuties" in September. It is not a Reddit hoax, as I first suspected.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (qpX6U)

262 252 243 Quote from a reporter's question to President Trump at a press conference today. The question was some baloney about QAnon with a side of smearing the President as somehow being guilty of something here.

"The crux of the theory is you are saving the world from a cult of satanic, pedophiles, and cannibals. Does that sound like something you are behind?"

...
Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (Fmrwt)


"And this is a bad thing?" He retorts.

Best President Evar

Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (Fmrwt)

263 My day has sucked too.


I am trying to apply for unemployment, which I may or may not get. I have to submit some ID docs. I tried to submit docs about six times using different browsers. Each time I get an error message. I call them. 45 minutes later, they say use a PDF. I put on my scanner and try to scan. It thinks there is another job happening, and will not scan, unless I go through an 800 step solution from HP. I want to smash my HP all in one machine into bits with a baseball bat.

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCiJZ)

264 Lee Smith had one hell of a fastball back when he pitched for the Cubs. Just about unhittable.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (sgHEm)

265 I just found out that the Portland Japanese Garden is open again. It's timed visits, so you are scheduled for a particular time to go in. And mandatory masks. Still, I might put up for it to see it just once. I'll probably take a day off work to do it and go during the week.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (JKNZq)

266 >Remember, it's pronounced "Comma-la".


I'm going with camel-uh

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (iTXRQ)

267 The Russians have always been odd ducks because they have influences from both sides of that aisle of east and west.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 07:26 PM (cI3Q7)

Yes, it's a good observation. Also the early Czars incorporated a lot of Byzantine culture, something Western Europe mostly forgot about. But even today "Byzantine Politics" means to be intensely secretive, devious, and complex.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (Kpl3J)

268 shibumi,

Try uninstalling the printer/scanner and reinstalling it. Also, you should have a print to pdf option on the printer.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 07:33 PM (JKNZq)

269 >>At the end of the Trump presidency, the most we can hope for is exposing the swamp. The only way it gets drained is if we do it.

It's been going on since the first day Trump took office.

I pointed out over 3 years when FBI/DOJ, State, CIA, NSC, etc. people were being ejected that WAS swamp draining.

You know who will never run a CIA OP on us again? John Brennan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)

270 Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCiJZ)

Yes; The process is very onerous. I am sorry. FenSpouse just got UE after months of it being screwed up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:34 PM (WkPC9)

271 47 Tami, I am so behind on my reading pile.

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 06:51 PM (J8nVw)

Sorry...got waylaid by a phone call.

You wouldn't believe all the books I've bought and have yet to read. I've been reading here so much that I really need all the books I have to be re- formatted into little boxes for each paragraph.

Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 07:34 PM (cF8AT)

272 Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCiJZ)

Go to one of those postal shops.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 07:34 PM (2DOZq)

273 >Try uninstalling the printer/scanner and reinstalling it. Also, you should have a print to pdf option on the printer.

also go in the print queue and cancel any jobs there
Unless I'm Wrong™

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (iTXRQ)

274 Are cases high even though so many people are wearing masks, or are cases low because so many people are wearing masks?

in my humble opinion, Cases are high because we are testing tens of thousands of people who have no symptoms, and who will never have any symptoms even though they test positive.

no other country in the world is doing that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (Kpl3J)

275 Susan B. Anthony was anti SSM

-----

Surface to Surface Missiles?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 07:25 PM (UAMe5)

She was ahead of her time.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Strictly a steely-eyed Surface to Air Missile woman.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (axyOa)

276 My post disappeared?

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (ZfRYq)

277 Here's the US Wuflu stats. Notice the very, very flat line for deaths. Also, notice the huge spike in recoveries.

https://covid19info.live/us/

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (JKNZq)

278 "I just found out that the Portland Japanese Garden is open again."

Their website says "We are a place for cross-cultural understanding and fostering stronger communities." So have fun at your indoctrination!

Our local Japanese Garden is a place for peaceful, quiet contemplation. Except most of the time, when people bring their wild screaming kids with them.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (qpX6U)

279 You know who will never run a CIA OP on us again? John Brennan.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Wasn't he gone after Trump was elected anyway?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

280 Huh apparently you can't just post

WOLVERINES!

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 07:36 PM (ZfRYq)

281 in my humble opinion, Cases are high because we are testing tens of thousands of people who have no symptoms, and who will never have any symptoms even though they test positive.

no other country in the world is doing that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (Kpl3J)

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Sure, but I want to know specifically how the masks are involved.

Because I'm told they have to be.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:36 PM (p/ef7)

282 Did Barry's Presidential Library ever get built?

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 19, 2020 07:36 PM (AD3JT)

283 Hola my pretties.

Turned out I'd never seen "Dirty Harry" before. I was thinking of "The Enforcer" with Tyne Daly as his partner.

John Milius also worked on an early script for "Dirty Harry". Per Wiki: Milius says his main contribution to the film was "a lot of guns. And the attitude of Dirty Harry, being a cop who was ruthless. I think it's fairly obvious if you look at the rest of my work what parts are mine. The cop being the same as the killer except he has a badge. And being lonely ... I wanted it to be like Stray Dog; I was thinking in terms of Kurosawa's detective films."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

284 268 shibumi,

Try uninstalling the printer/scanner and reinstalling it. Also, you should have a print to pdf option on the printer.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 07:33 PM (JKNZq)


Brave will, in the print option, save the web page to pdf.

Posted by: Trump's shadow at August 19, 2020 07:36 PM (tZ+ct)

285 @247
Yes, I think Sundance and those of his "inside baseball" ilk do a valuable service in that it's hard for the bad guys to try to put forth a narrative that can be easily refuted.
Because even if the Rinos want to shade some facts or something, people like Sundance and Sidney Powell will call them on it, and do.
The only reason Sen Johnson got caught with his pants down this week is because twitter people were holding his feet to the fire (to mix metaphors)

Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2020 07:37 PM (AwPyG)

286 What are you doing, Amy? Who are you, Amy?"

*two young girls laying in bed together*


Netflix has unveiled an
official trailer for an indie film titled Cuties, which originally
premiered at the Sundance Film Festival earlier this year. The film
marks the feature directorial debut of French-Senegalese filmmaker
Maïmouna Doucouré, and it's a French feature that will be available
streaming on Netflix in September. Amy, an 11 year old Senegalese girl,
tries to escape family dysfunction by joining a free-spirited dance
clique named "Cuties," growing up as they become aware of their own
femininity through dance.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 07:37 PM (luzVb)

287 DB, you're not wrong. I had to do the same thing recently.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 07:37 PM (nnI2U)

288 255 John Legend's trashy wife has admitted to being very turned on by little girls Just Like That.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19

She's a disgusting person. She deleted a bunch of tweets.
_______________

Isn't she the one who was on Epstein's plane?

Explains a lot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2020 07:37 PM (k4dH2)

289 nood quarantine cafe

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 07:37 PM (PiwSw)

290 weanass f off

Posted by: vizzy at August 19, 2020 07:38 PM (YGg5b)

291 I've been reading here so much that I really need all the books I have to be re- formatted into little boxes for each paragraph.
Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 07:34 PM (cF8AT)

Great idea!

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:38 PM (J8nVw)

292 You know who will never run a CIA OP on us again? John Brennan.
Posted by: JackStraw


Given its Brennan, it just won't be CIA.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:38 PM (axyOa)

293 Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 19, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCiJZ)

Before uninstalling/reinstalling the drivers, just unplug the blasted thing, and make sure you don't have any pending jobs in the print cue. Once those buggers get in there, they're easy to miss. If there is one (this is your PC) cancel it.

Anything in printer memory is gone once you unplug it.

HP usually needs their CD to do a proper install.

You should have option to scan to PDF directly from your printer.

You think HP's suck, the Canons are even worse. Although the new HP are horrific with their new "we own your cartridge" system.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:38 PM (8B6Ng)

294 @280
Its worse than that, Brennan had been kicked out of the IC before due to his questionable allegiances. didn't stop our glorius Senate from confirming him as head of the CIA, though. This is exhibit A of how deep the swamp is.

Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2020 07:39 PM (AwPyG)

295 Kweef Uberdouche

'nuff said.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 19, 2020 07:39 PM (hrRsI)

296 And this was from Insty, on how the FDA has found problems with false positives in testing.

https://tinyurl.com/y5kpedle

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 07:39 PM (JKNZq)

297 Anything in printer memory is gone once you unplug it.


Ha, you don't have my Brother.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (tZ+ct)

298 263 My day has sucked too. I am trying to apply for unemployment, which I may or may not get. I have to submit some ID docs
==
I'd required? R A C I S T!!!!!

Posted by: Dingbat at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (0KPVR)

299 >>Wasn't he gone after Trump was elected anyway?

Gone from the government. Did you watch Millie's documentary yet? Outsourcing our govt to spooks has been going on for a long time. I keep saying this but the FISA abuse that Admiral Rogers and Judge Collyer found largely included government contractors. The swamp does not exist only within our government.

Brennan was running a company of contractors after he left office. Spies who contract to the US government. Until Trump pulled his security clearance.

Durham interviews Brennan on Friday.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)

300 Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (iTXRQ)

Sounds like we're on the same page.

eh? Same page? eh?

Never mind.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (8B6Ng)

301 Ben Had

♪ ♫ Good evening! ♫ ♬

You have mail.

Made contact. Thank you.

I did tell him we have a Bacon Wench! And to not mess with her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (hyuyC)

302 You wouldn't believe all the books I've bought and have yet to read.

-

I recently learned there's a japanese word for that.

Tsundoku. The art of buying books but never reading them.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (p/ef7)

303 clutch cargo

She is a busy woman. I imagine contact tracing would list a lot of people.

But I don't respect anyone after #6.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (hyuyC)

304 If you don't need color get a Brother

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (tZ+ct)

305 It doesn't use ink

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (tZ+ct)

306 A friend from high school died this morning with Covid. This is the first death among people I know personally. He was morbidly obese and had struggled with diabetes for about thirty years.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (sWM8x)

307 Charles Darwin is a write supremacist

Hunh. The Japanese made up a word that describes me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (hyuyC)

308 Meade Lux Lewis

Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (hyuyC)

309 Ha, you don't have my Brother.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (tZ+ct)


No, but I do know HP having had an office full of the damned things. I would be surprised if your Brother is an inkjet type, normally they reserve that sort of memory for laser printers.

HP used to be great, even with the bloatware, but recently they've gone off the rails. I can say my Canon is even worse. I'll never do one again. I've never really done the small home office all-in-one until recently, and I hate the things. Made to die. It's cheaper to buy a new printer than a set of carts. Which is probably why they only give out starter sets more and more.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (8B6Ng)

310 Nood Bat Cafe??

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 07:45 PM (hyuyC)

311 I recently learned there's a japanese word for that.

Tsundoku. The art of buying books but never reading them.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (p/ef7)

Those Japanese...they have a word for everything.

Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 07:45 PM (cF8AT)

312 JackStraw @ 269- John Brennan never run a CIA op on us again? Only way to be sure is unleash a Scott Horvath on his ass. Da?

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (XhWtx)

313 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (sWM8x)

That's a shame, sorry to hear. But that's exactly the comorbidity they've warned about, especially obese. Covid is a weird one.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (8B6Ng)

314
Tsundoku. The art of buying books but never reading them.




I am a sensei.


Huh.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (luzVb)

315 >>JackStraw @ 269- John Brennan never run a CIA op on us again? Only way to be sure is unleash a Scott Horvath on his ass. Da?

I can think of many fates I'd like to see him suffer. He truly is a piece of filth.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

316 They all know Basement Joe is ad interim

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (OjZpE)

317 "What Happened to Joe Biden" is the best video of the year. As suspected, Trump waited until he was nominated to start throwing haymakers.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 07:54 PM (c6ma9)

318 281 in my humble opinion, Cases are high because we are testing tens of thousands of people who have no symptoms, and who will never have any symptoms even though they test positive.

no other country in the world is doing that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:35 PM (Kpl3J)

Universities requiring every student tested as condition of attending. Why not just pass everyone like they fo with nonreaders?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 19, 2020 07:56 PM (BRkq2)

319 Audible is a great help to getting through books.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2020 08:00 PM (bKqNz)

320 Audible is a great help to getting through books.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2020 08:00 PM (bKqNz)

-

I'm replying to this in the nood

(checks pants)

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:03 PM (p/ef7)

321 "Tsundoku. The art of buying books but never reading them."

What's the word for not reading GBytes of pirated book PDFs?

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (qpX6U)

322 War Room Pandemic, Steve Bannon:

https://youtu.be/3Mp86PUSjbM

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 08:07 PM (tZ+ct)

323 In an Imperial system, the people are Subjects who belong to the State, which is personified by the Emperor. The Empire is run by the Bureaucracy, which is unseen, but always present, always watching. The subjects are often allowed to do what they wish, because this is profitable for all, so long as they NEVER attempt to have any influence on governance, and NEVER attempt to hold any power for themselves. That is the exclusive province of the Emperor and his servants.

Since the Subjects are the property of the Empire, anything they own also belongs to the Empire and can be demanded of them at any time, for any reason - even their Lives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:22 PM (Kpl3J)


This is Dreamworld. We are getting moist.

Posted by: Nancy and Chuck at August 19, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)

324 Then stopped in at work and the new bitch boss told me I can't go get my own supplies, like I've done for 32 yrs. Idiot is just making more work for her and me. F' it, I'm done in a couple of yrs.
Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2020 07:19 PM (KWbVO)

That's just retarded. And out! Out damned precancerous spot!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

325 I seem to have developed a ring around my rosy and have welts under my arms. Should I book a flight to Wuhan??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2020 08:18 PM (an7Mv)

326 140
That's wonderful Jane!! So happy for you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

Thanks. Had a big set back two days ago. Loads of pain and swelling. My therapist told me to go easy and take pain meds. Sadly, in a two month period of just a few, I'm down to two that I'm breaking into little pieces.

G-d forbid I become a pain med junkie with this ankle surgery and all the knee damage. I've learned to just grind my teeth and suffer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
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Jane, one of my professional skill-sets is treating pain. Take the meds and use ice. DO NOT USE HEAT!! Heat causes the inflammmation to get worse. Inflammation = pain and damage. Don't try to force the healing process too fast. If it feels like someone is sticking a knife in you, STOP what you are doing and regroup. Walk more slowly and try hard not to limp. The limping will stress the other side and has a tendency to create new problems; for example: left ankle disfunction can cause right knee issues.
I am not a doctor, I am a therapist. If you want to talk more or have questions, perhaps the moderators can give you my email address.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 19, 2020 08:23 PM (hrRsI)

327 Prayers up from here for Jane. I know that disability, broke my ankle last Apr. It can be a tough row to hoe.

Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2020 09:39 PM (KWbVO)

328 Played the trailer and immediately, YooToob started queueing-up their live coverage of the DNC convention. lol.

Posted by: red speck at August 19, 2020 09:48 PM (gS3OW)

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