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Mine
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 03:48 PM (KnJdm) 2
not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 03:48 PM (UWqZJ) 3
Almost...!
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 19, 2020 03:49 PM (ldOBo) 4
The Private Sector. They expect results.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2020 03:49 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 03:50 PM (UAMe5) 7
Heck with losing his job, he should be fired, tarred, feathered, and rode out of town on a rail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P) 9
I don't support Israel.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 03:50 PM (SBWzG) 10
Now hiring!
Posted by: Private Sector Glory Holes, Inc. - Discreet in Meeting YOUR Needs! at August 19, 2020 03:50 PM (vg8iE) 11
Scott Israel tried to use the Leftist blame deflection handbook.
Dude, you took a job that required leadership. You failed. Now go and French-kiss an alligator. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 03:51 PM (M+BxQ) 12
Use language correctly, nitwit. You mean "flippantly".
It is depressing how far reporters have fallen, they write like twitter posters on their phone. No artistry or comprehension of the language. He probably thought glib MEANT flippancy. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI) 13
"Narrowly defeated." Nice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 03:51 PM (Ez6QX) 14
At least the voters have some sense
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 19, 2020 03:51 PM (EGSGm) 15
Tarring and feathering requires both hands. Hands are for phones.
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 03:51 PM (RuIsu) 16
>>>so I assume he's finally being forced to work for the private sector.
Well he could go back to being a deputy. Posted by: mikethemoose at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (Y6UV7) 17
That bastard needs to go away.
Posted by: CN at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (ONvIw) 18
Something, something ... go broke in a big way. It's the poor sod who's shy a half a slug that has to tighten his belt ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ironic Irony Critic ... at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (LPnfS) 19
Israel needs to be trampled under a mass migration of MAGAfauna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (A5zUN) 20
From what I saw, the entire freaking department is a mess. The female supervisor on the scene ordered the deputies to stay out of the school and let the murderer kill more kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI) 21
Mr Israel should have no problem finding work in the fast food or house cleaning industries.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (UqUSH) 22
You have to wonder how these Cowards of Broward are able to live with themselves.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (N39Ws) 23
I suspect that Amanda Carpenter tried to get a job as Trump's WH comms director and was turned down.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (dNzKv) 24
Another democrat grifter who thinks he has to be on the public payroll somewhere, somehow.
He needs to apply for a job with the FBI. They have no standards. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (Z+IKu) 25
"narrowly defeated" - that right there is a damning statement. For those that voted for him, what the fuck would get you not to support him? Obviously, incompetence doesn't push your button.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (HmZuC) 26
Israel needs to be trampled under a mass migration of MAGAfauna.
There's more than one Triggly Puff? Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (M+BxQ) 27
The sergeant, who hid behind his car during the shooting, was reinstated in 2020 with back pay.
"Why I Despise Government Employees Unions", Reason #3,365 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (8np4X) 28
I ran for sheriff
But I will not be a deputy. Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (FtO5h) 29
In before the riff-raff!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 03:50 PM (mht8P) What's yer problem?!??!! Posted by: Columbia ... at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (LPnfS) 30
How do you go from working for Ted Cruz, to openly campaigning for Joe Biden?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (axyOa) 32
Fiction is dead. A sheriff who refused to take action against a teenage shooter is beaten in an election by a teenage shooter.
You can't make this stuff up. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (r+sAi) 33
How do you go from working for Ted Cruz, to openly campaigning for Joe Biden?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (dNzKv) ----- Doublethink. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (UAMe5) 34
One of Ron DeSantis' first acts of office was to suspend Scott Israel as
sheriff and elevate Gregory Tony as the new sheriff of Palm Beach. Broward County, Ace. The home of world class election fraud. Which makes Israel's loss even more amazing. Posted by: Debbie Wazzername Schlitz at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (2y4NB) 35
"narrowly defeated" - that right there is a damning statement. For those that voted for him, what the fuck would get you not to support him? Obviously, incompetence doesn't push your button.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (HmZuC) Meh. 22% of the population is irredeemably nuts. In this case, a miss is a good as a mile. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (AiZBA) 36
Speaking of Broward County, what additional kudos have been extended to the award winning, chock full of minorities engineering firm that designed the pancaked pedestrian bridge that took a few lives itself when it performed up to their standards? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (pNxlR) 37
Good. I hope this is the last we see and hear of this guy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (RgoC/) 38
You have to wonder how these Cowards of Broward are able to live with themselves.
They got to go home. Seventeen kids? Nope. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (M+BxQ) 39
SMOD fired a warning shot across the bow. Nice to know HE is paying attention.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (dNzKv) 40
27 That is also the sort of person who gets ELECTED down there!!!
Posted by: Mark Matis at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (nZJej) Forget it, Jake. It's Florida. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (8np4X) 41
Wheedle His Way Back Into His Old Job
Looks up "wheedle" in online dictionary. Ok it fits. Looks up "wheedle" at urbandictionary.com OH MY. Posted by: Hands at August 19, 2020 03:54 PM (786Ro) 42
You know we have never had a form of government that involved picking government officials at random.
Lotteryocracy has real potential. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (luzVb) 43
It is depressing how far reporters have fallen, they write like twitter
posters on their phone. No artistry or comprehension of the language. He probably thought glib MEANT flippancy. I imagine the reporter is glibbing you off. Posted by: pep at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (v16oJ) 44
The truth is that law enforcement can not be relied upon to protect anything or Anyone. Maybe there is a higher duty to protect gun free zones like schools or other venues. The police may or may not protect you and yours.
Posted by: USNtakim at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (0OmEj) 45
The sergeant, who hid behind his car during the shooting, was reinstated in 2020 with back pay.
He was under orders to do so, but I think yeah they all should be replaced. Go find work somewhere else. I'm sure there's a police department that will hire a cop that cowered behind a car when kids were being murdered right in front of him. Sure. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI) 46
Israel responded glibly, saying
------- Use language correctly, nitwit. You mean "flippantly". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 03:50 PM (UAMe5) I hate journalists as much as anyone but what's wrong with glibly there? Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (SBWzG) 47
Good. I hope this is the last we see and hear of this guy.
He is a Democrat, they only fail up. Next is a run for AG or Governor. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (dNzKv) 48
#LOLGF
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (yQpMk) 49
Israel probably isn't upset over losing his job so much as the patronage kickbacks he was used to receiving.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 50
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The sergeant, who hid behind his car during the shooting, was reinstated in 2020 with back pay. He was under orders to do so, but I think yeah they all should be replaced. Go find work somewhere else. I'm sure there's a police department that will hire a cop that cowered behind a car when kids were being murdered right in front of him. Sure. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI) Walmart can always use more greeters. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (N39Ws) 51
Pssh, rank amature. Our democratic primary is currently running a 22 year old who has an ongoing drug habit. I'm sure they're hoping to groom him to a gubernatorial candidate in the next 5-7 years. Our current Democrat gubernatorial candidate is a veterinarian, who demands you use the honorarium of Dr whenever announced, who prides herself on building her own self sustaining straw and mud house.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (A2eXZ) 52
And exactly how TF is the guy who beat him even a cop??
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (Ez6QX) 53
Whatever happened to Shaved Guevara, BTW?
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (bCLt0) 54
Second interview in T-minus 5 minutes...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (UWqZJ) 55
Wheedle in the Sky Keeps On Turning...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (luzVb) 56
You have to wonder how these Cowards of Broward are able to live with themselves.
It was whiplash-inducing how fast the narrative went from "coward cops" to bald lunatic girl and triangle head damning guns. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI) 57
From what I saw, the entire freaking department is a mess. The female supervisor on the scene ordered the deputies to stay out of the school and let the murderer kill more kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor >>The sergeant, who hid behind his car during the shooting, was reinstated in 2020 with back pay. "Why I Despise Government Employees Unions", Reason #3,365 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional These might be related ... Posted by: Adriane the Proceed with the Proper Procedure Properly Critic ... at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (LPnfS) 58
I'd probably use "slither" his way back into his old job. I tend to go for the descriptive verb.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (FtO5h) 59
Wal-Mart did away with greeters last year. Still need cart pushers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (M+BxQ) 60
Let's not forget the stellar performance of the FBI and its tip-line. IIRC, a UToob channel proprietor went to the very unusual length of contacting them because one commenter/subscriber, whatever, was making repeated, specific threats about shooting up a school.
I have not seen what came of any "review" of this failure, but I might have missed it. It's probably tucked away in the same location as the DOJ's civil rights investigation of the C'ville events (which would have probably entirely focused on the police chief, mayor, and governor for violating the rights - and as it turns out the safety - of the permitted protesters). Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (OTzUX) 61
Nobody in the country deserved to be fired more than that worthless piece of paramecium shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (o2MD2) 62
He wanted the candy but lacked the nuts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (+y/Ru) 63
"I was the Coward of the County
Eating donuts every day..." Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (EGSGm) 64
Whatever happened to Shaved Guevara, BTW?
She was no longer useful, and realizes it. Unlike a certain classmate of hers..... Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (dNzKv) 65
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How do you go from working for Ted Cruz, to openly campaigning for Joe Biden? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (dNzKv) By being a complete mercenary. The Trump era has shown how many conservatives were actually just that - mercenaries. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (RgoC/) 66
Side note. I'm a geologist and megafauna refers to the period of extremely large animals during the pleistocene era. Think Dire wolf, sabre tooth tiger and an armadillo as big as a Volkswagen beetle. I'm thinking the Democrat use of that term means big lies. Or Brian Stelters head.
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (8FfnY) 67
Whatever happened to Shaved Guevara, BTW?
In addition to being really bad optics, she was revealed to have been a bully to the shooter kid and an overall jerk. I hate journalists as much as anyone but what's wrong with glibly there? Glib implies cleverness. He was dismissing the seriousness of what he did by being snide. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI) 68
Whatever happened to Shaved Guevara, BTW?
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (bCLt0) ---------- Hard to believe the POC had an even shorter shelf life than Camera Hogg.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 69
Fuck this guy
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (mxLaq) 70
Not just mercenaries, many think they are Tallyrand.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 03:58 PM (M+BxQ) 71
He could get a job with the FBI.
Posted by: wth's ex-wife at August 19, 2020 03:58 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Dr Spank at August 19, 2020 03:58 PM (UqUSH) 73
66 Side note. I'm a geologist and megafauna refers to the period of extremely large animals during the pleistocene era. Think Dire wolf, sabre tooth tiger and an armadillo as big as a Volkswagen beetle. I'm thinking the Democrat use of that term means big lies. Or Brian Stelters head.
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (8FfnY) Or Tank Abrams mighty ass. Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (o2MD2) 74
Dire wolf > Dire Straits
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (dNzKv) 75
The Trump era has shown how many conservatives were actually just that - mercenaries. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (RgoC/) ---------- A reasonable opinion for a reasonable price. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (mht8P) 76
Oh, Hogg Boy was behind Shaved being taken out of the picture, I'm sure of it. That boy's a tyrannical bastard.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (FtO5h) 77
Crime monitoring is another job
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (OjZpE) 78
How do you go from working for Ted Cruz, to openly campaigning for Joe Biden?
Who? Amanda Carpenter Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (dNzKv) 79
>>>How do you go from working for Ted Cruz, to openly campaigning for Joe Biden?
Being a sociopath helps. Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (HmZuC) 80
We took a river dinner cruise on a paddlewheedle boat.
Posted by: johnd01 at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (ukNFU) 81
He's incompetent and whines. If he isn't reinstated, they'll just promote him to an even higher government position.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (hYcqw) 82
Wal-Mart did away with greeters last year. Still need cart pushers.
"The world needs ditch-diggers too , Danny." Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (luzVb) 83
Broward County, Ace. The home of world class election fraud.
Nobody wanted to steal a primary for this shitheel, not even a Democrat. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (ykYG2) 84
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Not just mercenaries, many think they are Tallyrand. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 03:58 PM (M+BxQ) Yes, except Tallyrand was competent. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Convention Specials! Scalp Weasel Grooming Products 25% at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 04:00 PM (RgoC/) Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2020 04:00 PM (mxLaq) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:00 PM (M+BxQ) 87
Whatever happened to Shaved Guevara, BTW?
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (bCLt0) ---------- Hard to believe the POC had an even shorter shelf life than Camera Hogg. Posted by: blake She fucked up by saying "Yes! I ordered the code red! And he deserved it!" in regards to bullying the kid. Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 04:00 PM (5CJXD) 88
Amanda Carpenter
Oh, I thought it was Carly Fiorina. Geez, Ted Cruz campaign from 4 years ago, explain yourself! Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:00 PM (FtO5h) 89
Not just mercenaries, many think they are Tallyrand. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 03:58 PM (M+BxQ) ----------- Whom Napoleon described as "shit in a silk stocking". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:01 PM (mht8P) 90
And I think the UToob commenter turned out to be the nutcase shooter.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 04:01 PM (OTzUX) 91
It is depressing how far reporters have fallen, they write like twitter
posters on their phone. No artistry or comprehension of the language. He probably thought glib MEANT flippancy. =============================== Yeah, journalism as a craft went tits-up in the late 60's/early 70's. J-school students used to want to accurately report and document the events that shape the world. That morphed into shaping the world with their slanted and now, absolutely dishonest reporting. They don't care what the wrapper looks like, just want to make sure it distorts reality to their own ends. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 19, 2020 04:01 PM (7Fj9P) 92
Glib implies cleverness. He was dismissing the seriousness of what he did by being snide.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI) I never knew glib to imply cleverness. Insincere, thoughtless, shallow. Seemed an appropriate word to me. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 04:01 PM (SBWzG) 93
No shit she bullied him?
yeah, she admitted it in her last televised press conference. And wasn't in any way apologetic Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI) 94
Can't even remember old " Shaved" 's real name. The memes, they are strong!!!
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:01 PM (bCLt0) 95
Arm up. Learn to shoot. Keep your children out of public indoctrination centers (target galleries). I regret ever sending my children to public schools.
Posted by: USNtakim at August 19, 2020 04:02 PM (0OmEj) 96
Israel responded glibly, saying
------- Use language correctly, nitwit. You mean "flippantly". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy He talks like a fag and his shit is retarded. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 04:02 PM (+y/Ru) 97
He lacks the shame and humiliation gene. As I have noticed, many people simply do not have it.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 19, 2020 04:02 PM (T2NR8) 98
I get the feeling that Broward Co has had a come to Jesus moment. Any morons down that way that can comment on the county's current zeitgeist?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:02 PM (hj4ry) 99
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I hate journalists as much as anyone but what's wrong with glibly there? cut, glib, newsletter? Posted by: Anachronda at August 19, 2020 04:02 PM (sGtp+) 100
Although to be fair to Chris, snide may actually be the best descriptor of all.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 04:02 PM (SBWzG) 101
Whatever happened to Shaved Guevara, BTW?
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 03:56 PM (bCLt0) ........ Had 2 kids from different baby daddies, got fat and living on welfare probably. Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (M+BxQ) 103
Israel responded didactically
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (bCLt0) 104
I saw my first Wal-Mart robot. It was lost in the small, maze-like aisles of the baby products section, going around endlessly in a slow, pathetic circle. We pointed and laughed. And then scrammed before it pointed its DeathLaser of Death at us.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (FtO5h) 105
Yeah, journalism as a craft went tits-up in the late 60's/early 70's. J-school students used to want to accurately report and document the events that shape the world. That morphed into shaping the world with their slanted and now, absolutely dishonest reporting. They don't care what the wrapper looks like, just want to make sure it distorts reality to their own ends.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 19, 2020 04:01 PM (7Fj9P) Long way of saying "Woodward & Bernstein". Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (qqsAu) 106
Funny how people who failed utterly in their jobs to the point they got fired demand to keep them. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (G51Gf) 107
I regret ever sending my children to public schools.
Mine had a combination of homeschool, public and private. You can make it work , but it is a full-time job navigating their system. And God help them if the kids play sports. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (luzVb) 108
If you want your old job back, try weaseling your way in first. Then wheedle if you have to.
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 04:04 PM (RuIsu) 109
How do you go from working for Ted Cruz, to openly campaigning for Joe Biden?
Being a sociopath helps. Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (HmZuC) Trump fucks with peoples minds. Posted by: Golfman at August 19, 2020 04:04 PM (hOMhY) 110
Heck with losing his job, he should be fired, tarred, feathered, and rode out of town on a rail.
---- "I'm gonna pain you dearly Woodhouse, when I peel all your skin off with a flencing knife, sew it into Woodhouse-pajamas, and then set those pajamas on fire!" I like Archer's punishment better Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 19, 2020 04:04 PM (h1jJh) 111
Down heah in Harrison County MS, a man named Leroy Hobbs reran for the job of Sheriff after serving a 20+ odd year sentence for cocaine smuggling while Sheriff.
Which gives me hope of eventually landing that elected office. Posted by: GnuBreed, Catholic nun or Dirty Harry, you decide at August 19, 2020 04:04 PM (Z4rgH) 112
Glib your loins.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 04:04 PM (v0R5T) 113
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Funny how people who failed utterly in their jobs to the point they got fired demand to keep them. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (G51Gf) So, civil service Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:04 PM (bCLt0) 114
Had 2 kids from different baby daddies, got fat and living on welfare probably.
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (v0R5T) ------------- No, no, no. We're wondering what happened after she graduated.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 115
And who was the Democrat he defeated? (Who defeated him?)
Oh, just someone who shot and killed a teenager when he was also a teenager. If there was meth involved, that is officially the most Florida thing ever. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (OeBYn) Posted by: johnd01 at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (ukNFU) 117
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Funny how people who failed utterly in their jobs to the point they got fired demand to keep them. -------------------- This only occurs with jobs with pensions. The rest of the world just moves on and the dogs bark. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (hj4ry) 118
I never knew glib to imply cleverness. Insincere, thoughtless, shallow. Seemed an appropriate word to me.
Yes, I think it's correctly used in the article too. Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (h5TKJ) 119
Had 2 kids from different baby daddies, got fat and living on welfare probably
I think she is more likely to walk a different path involving many abortions, drugs, and STDs until shes found in a slaughter house overdosed on her back. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI) 120
If you want your old job back, try weaseling your way in first. Then wheedle if you have to.
If you're Kamala, knee-pads and a good gag reflex. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (M+BxQ) 121
Penn National Gaming shares slid Wednesday morning after Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy published a video detailing he's "sick as a motherfucker."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (dNzKv) 122
You know, they pretty much dropped the story on the shooter's trial. Which has been delayed indefinitely because of covid.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (xfb67) 123
Long way of saying "Woodward & Bernstein".
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (qqsAu) You misspelled Howard Zinn. Posted by: Golfman at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (hOMhY) 124
Among other things, glib can mean offhand (as in little forethought), nonchalant, or superficial (in the sense of lacking substance). Seems like a reasonable use of the term to me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 04:06 PM (H5knJ) 125
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Funny how people who failed utterly in their jobs to the point they got fired demand to keep them. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (G51Gf) A LOT of people do that. The thing is most of them did not, through their incompetence, allow 17 children to get murdered. Looks bad on the resume. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2020 04:06 PM (A5zUN) 126
Grew her hair out and got lice.
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:06 PM (v0R5T) 127
That does sound like Kristol and French
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:03 PM (M+BxQ) ------------- Uh, what makes you think I want anything to do with them? Posted by: silk stockings what are filled with feces at August 19, 2020 04:06 PM (WEBkv) 128
Glibloinery.
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 04:06 PM (RuIsu) 129
He doesn't remember a lot of details for killing someone even at the age of 14.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 19, 2020 04:06 PM (J70i0) 130
This only occurs with jobs with pensions. The rest of the world just moves on and the dogs bark.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (hj4ry) Forget glib vs flippant, this right here is pure poetry. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (AiZBA) 131
Glibbery.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (bCLt0) 132
Reporters want to tell the story. Journalists want to be the story.
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (l3+k2) 133
Loinwheedler.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (luzVb) 134
Glib is defined variously:
marked by ease and informality marked by ease and fluency in speaking or writing often to the point of being insincere or deceitful lacking depth and substance showing little forethought or preparation So not exactly clever, in the sense of smart, but like Bill Clinton's ability to sound impressive on short order but ultimately insincere. Doesn't exactly fit what he was doing, but I can see how you could stretch it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI) 135
If there was meth involved, that is officially the most Florida thing ever. Posted by: Victor Tango Kil Philly and crack. Posted by: Golfman at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (hOMhY) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (M+BxQ) 137
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Israel responded glibly, saying ------- Use language correctly, nitwit. You mean "flippantly". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy He talks like a fag and his shit is retarded. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 04:02 PM (+y/Ru) Ahh, the Biden Gambit. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (KnJdm) 138
So using objective arithmetic judge should send the kicker to four days in jail we equals fifty thousand million years.
Minus one hour for average behavior. Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (pB6Gt) 139
Among the many sins of the racist United States, you can now add murderous white doctors killing black babies.
From CNN: (CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found. The mortality rate of Black newborns shrunk by between 39% and 58% when Black physicians took charge of the birth, according to the research, which laid bare how shocking racial disparities in human health can affect even the first hours of a person's life. By contrast, the mortality rate for White babies was largely unaffected by the doctor's race. ... Researchers from George Mason University analyzed data capturing 1.8 million hospital births in Florida between 1992 and 2015 for the new study, which was published Monday in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America, also known as PNAS. When cared for by White physicians, Black newborns were about three times more likely to die in the hospital than White newborns, the researchers found. "Strikingly, these effects appear to manifest more strongly in more complicated cases, and when hospitals deliver more Black newborns," the authors wrote. "The findings suggest that Black physicians outperform their White colleagues when caring for Black newborns." Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (I2/tG) 140
I had such awful public school exposure k-7 and the difference in private 8-12 was so drastically better, my kids have never set foot in government schools. Even when I have gone to them for rec youth basketball games, I ended up with a panic attack as an adult. I find them so horrorific.
I'm also hearing the govt schools don't bother with homework much. That'll kill them if they try college. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (ySQBZ) 141
If you can Wheedle, can you also Caterpie?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (icI8A) 142
Israel drives a Maserati Glibli.
Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (h5TKJ) 143
No, no, no. We're wondering what happened after she graduated. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (WEBkv) She was sexually diagonal, or diaphanous, or something like that. Dug other chicks. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (pNxlR) 144
The Broward Coward
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (JFO2v) 145
119 Had 2 kids from different baby daddies, got fat and living on welfare probably
I think she is more likely to walk a different path involving many abortions, drugs, and STDs until shes found in a slaughter house overdosed on her back. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI) Maybe it's just me, but I didn't get the impression that she was straight. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (Ez6QX) 146
Fuck that guy. Good riddance
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (M+Lyo) 147
I suspect that many "conservatives" took it to heart when trump said he only hires the best people. They, knowing that they WERE the best people threw their resumes on his desk. When Trump snubbed them for an admin job, overlooking their obvious greatness, the only option was to take him down.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (dNzKv) 148
Scott Israel will have to explain who he is within 6 months.
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (8FfnY) 149
45 The sergeant, who hid behind his car during the shooting, was reinstated in 2020 with back pay.
He was under orders to do so, but I think yeah they all should be replaced. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI) Seriously? He was *told* to do that?? "In case an active shooter shows up and starts murdering students, you are to hide under the desk in your office until the shooting stops. Officer safety should be your only concern." That's hard to believe. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Charismatic MAGAfauna Exemplar at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (8np4X) 150
Wheedles wobble, but they don't fall down.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (FtO5h) 151
Maybe it's just me, but I didn't get the impression that she was straight.
When you need that sweet meth or smack you do what you gotta do Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI) 152
Glibtard.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (luzVb) 153
Shaved has " issues" I am betting.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (bCLt0) 154
Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found.
====== Bull. Shit. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (vg8iE) 155
Doesn't exactly fit what he was doing, but I can see how you could stretch it.
It's not a stretch at all. He nonchalantly bantered about what-ifs the way a football coach would, when the subject was a bunch of dead kids that his department stood by and watched get shot after having failed to look into multiple tips that the shooter was a real wingdinger. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (H5knJ) 156
She was sexually diagonal
---------- Not familiar with this term but even if you're not talking about Kayleigh McEnany I'm going to pretend that you are. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (SBWzG) 157
He talks like a fag and his shit is retarded.
----------------- I thought the correct quote is; 'He talks like a fag and his shits all fucked up.' Is this English or American translation? Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (hj4ry) 158
Wheedles wobble, but they don't fall down.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:08 PM (FtO5h) Great Band Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (M+Lyo) 159
i hope you all are doing well. I have hit a low point today and am feeling despair- the politics, my non stop teleworking, the covid horseshit, my kids at each other's throats- no school for them and the fucking keystone cops in Portland who can't seem to get their shit together and find that bastard Keese Love.
I work in government matters and the video of the riots and breakdown of society and the topper of that guy getting kicked squarely in the head- and not a cop to be found- has been a personal affront to me, my values and all of the time i have spent defending this country. Thanks for indulging me. Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (1+Jvs) 160
she is more likely to walk a different path involving many abortions, drugs, and STDs until shes found in a slaughter house overdosed on her back.
........ Sounds like Florida Man had a fun weekend. Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (v0R5T) 161
I could use some kitten videos today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (f8S3o) 162
They mean black pediatricians? I would bet the number is small skewing the results.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (ySQBZ) 163
(CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found.
This shit is getting evil. You can twist statistics to tell whatever story you want. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (dNzKv) 164
154 Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found.
------------------- This is actually caused by poor lighting. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (hj4ry) 165
IIRC the Sheriff's Department's actions that day actually went counter to everything that was in their manual.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (M+BxQ) 166
139 Among the many sins of the racist United States, you can now add murderous white doctors killing black babies.
From CNN: (CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found. The mortality rate of Black newborns shrunk by between 39% and 58% when Black physicians took charge of the birth, according to the research, which laid bare how shocking racial disparities in human health can affect even the first hours of a person's life. By contrast, the mortality rate for White babies was largely unaffected by the doctor's race. ... Researchers from George Mason University analyzed data capturing 1.8 million hospital births in Florida between 1992 and 2015 for the new study, which was published Monday in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America, also known as PNAS. When cared for by White physicians, Black newborns were about three times more likely to die in the hospital than White newborns, the researchers found. "Strikingly, these effects appear to manifest more strongly in more complicated cases, and when hospitals deliver more Black newborns," the authors wrote. "The findings suggest that Black physicians outperform their White colleagues when caring for Black newborns." Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (I2/tG) 1. Black babies die around 3x the rate of white babies. 2. This was a census from a hospital in NYC that specialty is problem pregnancies and birth. 3. These mainly white doctors were compared to black doctors working in GP hospitals. It is all bullshit! Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 04:11 PM (JFO2v) 167
Gliberati.
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 04:11 PM (RuIsu) 168
I could use some kitten videos today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (f8S3o) Did someone say bats?!? -- Ace Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 04:11 PM (AiZBA) 169
Seriously? He was *told* to do that??
She was more clever than just telling them to hide, it sounded all tactical and stuff https://tinyurl.com/yxl58k3n "The Broward County Sheriff's Office has identified to Fox News the captain who, according to sources, directed responding deputies and units to 'stage' or form a 'perimeter' outside Stoneman Douglas High School, instead of rushing immediately into the building, as the mass shooting unfolded there." Where they stayed until the shooting was over. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI) 170
The mortality rate of Black newborns shrunk by between 39% and 58% when Black physicians took charge of the birth, according to the research, which laid bare how shocking racial disparities in human health can affect even the first hours of a person's life. ----------- Plank in the Democratic party platform: blacks should only be treated by black doctors in hospitals reserved only for blacks. And there should be separate water fountains so that POCs don't catch hideous white diseases like punctuality and delayed gratification. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:11 PM (mht8P) 171
Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found.
====== Bull. Shit. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (vg8iE) ------- And a new fake statistic you're going to hear for the rest of your life despite being proven utterly incorrect (for a reason of omission or outright lying), is born. Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (SBWzG) 172
Eh, they were both yutes and it was Philly
Shootings happen Remarkable that he was able to become a cop Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (EGSGm) 173
Are white doctors in this stat Planned Parenthood Physicians?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (hj4ry) 174
OT
smile. baby sea otter rescued after his momma dies is being rehabbed at Vancouver Aquarium. His name is Joey. I love him. https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (W2Pud) 175
When cared for by White physicians, Black newborns were about three times more likely to die in the hospital than White newborns, the researchers found.
Because there aren't any other factors going on, that the researchers forgot to adjust for, like the difficulty of the cases. I worked for a hospital that had the highest infant mortality rate of any hospital in the area. It was also the regional center for difficult pregnancies - other hospitals would refer their difficult cases to them, which might explain the high infant mortality rate. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (I2/tG) 176
Thanks for indulging me.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (1+Jvs) Buck up, tune out, and focus on the things you can control. Spend time with your children doing stuff that you/they enjoy. This will pass, and then we'll have four more years of lib tears. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (KnJdm) 177
Authentic Frontier Glibberish.
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (RuIsu) 178
Thanks for indulging me.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (1+Jvs) Tomorrow will be better. Posted by: Golfman at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (hOMhY) 179
157 He talks like a fag and his shit is retarded.
----------------- I thought the correct quote is; 'He talks like a fag and his shits all fucked up.' Is this English or American translation? Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (hj4ry) No, Anonosaurus Wrecks has it right. The "fucked up" part is on the medical chart. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (Ez6QX) 180
Florida. Is that near Madagascar or somewhere like that? The foreign lands all bur together after a while.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (HEEq1) Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (ySQBZ) 182
What is Scott Israel so desperate to cover up by trying to get back into office?
Posted by: aelfheld at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (IxDhF) 183
She was sexually diagonal I was bullshitting. The next adjective (i.e., she was sexually "diaphanous") was the tell. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (pNxlR) 184
These monsters have the temerity to talk about the care of black babies. 25 million and counting since 1973. They are just viciously, incomprehensibly evil.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (SBWzG) 185
LOL, two items from Santa Cruz: 1 - Beaches will be closed on LABOR DAY for covid reasons. 2 - Public health officer declares "racism" a public health crisis. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (G51Gf) 186
The Democrat WHO defeated? I thought Isreal was defeated. I'm feeling defeated. And confused.
Posted by: The Count at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (YJK93) 187
Tony is also a habitue of swingers clubs. Broward makes Dade look good.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (m/Gc2) Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (AMzs2) 189
I was bullshitting. The next adjective (i.e., she was sexually "diaphanous") was the tell.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (pNxlR) Don't harsh my mellow Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (SBWzG) 190
163 (CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found.
This shit is getting evil. You can twist statistics to tell whatever story you want. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (dNzKv) This came up last night on a thread. They want wide-scale violence. No other reason. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (fIHXk) 191
The "fucked up" part is on the medical chart.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (Ez6QX) LOL! In the Hospital where they ran out of room for the word "Hospital" on the sign. Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (FtO5h) 192
It's hard to tell, but it sounds to me as if his brother fouled up a drug deal and he merc'd the dealer when he came back looking for money. It also sounds like he was cleared in the shooting, but it's murky. Few details. Anyway, good. Dead dope dealer, shot by his intended victim. Warms the cockles, it does. He's a lousy Dem politico in LE, but that's a separate set of circumstances. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (xkm5f) Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (xPl2J) 194
#187 is Tony the pitcher or the catcher?
Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (AMzs2) 195
This shit is getting evil. You can twist statistics to tell whatever story you want.
I'll also note that this wasn't published in a regular medical journal. Gee, I wonder why JAMA or the New England Journal of Medicine gave it a pass, given the eye-popping results? Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (I2/tG) 196
I looked it up. Her real name was Emma Gonzalez. "Shaved Guevara" it is.
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (v0R5T) 197
159 i hope you all are doing well. I have hit a low point today and am feeling despair- the politics, my non stop teleworking, the covid horseshit, my kids at each other's throats- no school for them and the fucking keystone cops in Portland who can't seem to get their shit together and find that bastard Keese Love.
I work in government matters and the video of the riots and breakdown of society and the topper of that guy getting kicked squarely in the head- and not a cop to be found- has been a personal affront to me, my values and all of the time i have spent defending this country. Thanks for indulging me. Posted by: Secret Squirrel if I may. Throw the kids in the car, drive out to the woods and go for a long walk. bring food. bring cold drinks. try to get out of cell phone range. make them walk uphill. tire them out. and tell them you love them. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (W2Pud) 198
(CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found.
This shit is getting evil. You can twist statistics to tell whatever story you want. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (dNzKv) ------------- On the surface, this may be true, positing that a goodly number of births are from inner city Blacks who have drug addiction problems and their births are attended by White male doctors working emergency rooms.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 199
> From what I saw, the entire freaking department is a mess. The female supervisor on the scene ordered the deputies to stay out of the school and let the murderer kill more kids.
I believe it was officers from another jurisdiction entirely (who had come voluntarily to help) who actually ended the shooting. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 04:15 PM (unn44) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (mht8P) 201
Scot Israel is the Jamie Gorelick of sheriffs.
Airport mass shooting. Letting criminals run amok in high schools and earning accolades from Obama admin for it. Mass shooting in suburban school and winning hearts and minds for it... Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (15yMb) 202
These monsters have the temerity to talk about the care of black babies. 25 million and counting since 1973. They are just viciously, incomprehensibly evil.
Yeah. The same people who support murdering babies before they are born are implying cracker doctors murder babies. Just flat evil. and tell them you love them. Seconded. Disconnect, get out of your place, go somewhere beautiful and good and true. Spend time with people you love, and leave it all behind. Detox. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI) 203
Maybe it's just me, but I didn't get the impression that she was straight. hey, twenty bucks is twenty bucks Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (Wc7b0) 204
Babylon Bee:
Biden: 'My Doc Says I Don't Have Alzheimer's, Dementia, Or Alzheimer's' Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (xPl2J) ....... Britt Hume was calling him senile on Outnumbered this morning, Marie Harf was having spontaneous menopause. Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (v0R5T) 205
She was more clever than just telling them to hide, it sounded all tactical and stuff
- Fall back and regroup at the Dunkin's! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (+y/Ru) 206
CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found. -----
Unless that black doctor is Ben Carson . He kills six times more black babies than white babies. Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (nAJ3K) 207
16 >>>so I assume he's finally being forced to work for the private sector.
Well he could go back to being a deputy. Posted by: mikethemoose at August 19, 2020 03:52 PM (Y6UV7) He could become chief in Seattle. They need a new one and I'll bet he'd fit in with his "It's OK not to respond to shootings" attitude. Well, until a shooting is at a city councilman's house anyway. Posted by: Bete at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (Ojki1) 208
USS Essex arrives in Pearl Harbor and passes by USS Missouri and USS Arizona on Battleship Row before turning to the East Loch to offload its cargo of vintage military aircraft.
https://youtu.be/7SuAie0P1jg I appreciate that the videographer took a moment to film the full rainbow as the TBM Avenger is offloaded. I do hope the PBY actually taxied and took off out of Pearl Harbor, that would be cool to see. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (M+BxQ) 209
To anyone wondering how Israel got that close just look at the link Ace has posted - the Sun Sentinel and Miami Herald have been running a smear campaign on Gregory from day 1. Israel is corrupt Democratic tool, they really wanted their grifter back in office.
Posted by: firehorse at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (9Ps/k) 210
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (W2Pud)
Excellent advice re: getting outdoors. After working at home all day, it keeps me sane. Going to hop on the bike and hit the trail today as soon as I'm done. Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (FtO5h) 211
193 Babylon Bee:
Biden: 'My Doc Says I Don't Have Alzheimer's, Dementia, Or Alzheimer's' Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2020 04:14 PM (xPl2J) ------- Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (G0vdT) 212
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Next up from CNN: Jew doctors use black babies blood for matzoh. ---------------- That's not news. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (hj4ry) 213
thank you friends for the comments and suggestions. The day is not over and can still be great, as can the remainder of the week. So that is what i will focus on.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (1+Jvs) 214
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Next up from CNN: Jew doctors use black babies blood for matzoh. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (mht8P) You been readin sarsours newsletter again? Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (JFO2v) 215
New Golden Rule: The truth will p*** you off. Trust me.
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (RuIsu) 216
Geez I had a super right wing friend in high school who was still that way in college (as of 2006), i.e. campaigning against abortion and gay marriage. She even wrote an article for the high school paper arguing native americans needed to do a better job of adapting to a changing world. She hated the idea of calling yourself a victim.
Anywho, now she's a big Biden supporter by way of Son of a mailman Kasich. She was some kind of organizer for him in 2016. She's in NYC real estate investment...so thats probably how she turned... Posted by: Mishdog at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (UoNvf) 217
Gee, I wonder why JAMA or the New England Journal of Medicine gave it a pass, given the eye-popping results?
Yeah this does seem like a study that would get more high profile hosting and coverage, than something CNN has to show off. I'm guessing its trash start to finish. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:18 PM (KZzsI) 218
I was looking at a picture of H.P. Lovecraft and immediately understood that his name must be Harry Palmer Lovecraft.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:18 PM (hj4ry) 219
Well, look at this way. Most candidates have to be a resident of the area they want to represent.
So, Floridians are always voting for some Florida Man. Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2020 04:19 PM (Eicbe) 220
With the closeness of the FL Gov election in 2018, the promise to fire/suspend Scot Israel may have won the election for DeSantis.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2020 04:19 PM (svbBD) 221
#82 the Walmart greeters are back....but they're mask Karen's.
And they just grunt when you say hi to them. Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 04:19 PM (AMzs2) 222
218 I was looking at a picture of H.P. Lovecraft and immediately understood that his name must be Harry Palmer Lovecraft. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:18 PM (hj4ry) Never seen his picture. Is he Edgar Allen Poe weird looking? Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:19 PM (bCLt0) 223
Came across this comment today:
As for the Moderna mRNA SARS-2 vaccine and also the DNA SARS-2 vaccine in trials, there is no way in hell I'd take either vaccine. Those vaccines will almost assuredly k1ll SOME small % of people when they go on to actually contract the virus and become infected. Possibly by ADE, but more likely IMO from a non-protective Th2 asthma-like immunopathology response when some people then contract the actual virus in the community setting. Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2020 04:19 PM (3aI0K) 224
LOL, two items from Santa Cruz:
1 - Beaches will be closed on LABOR DAY for covid reasons. 2 - Public health officer declares "racism" a public health crisis. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:13 PM (G51Gf) ........ saw a scruffy laying on a bus bench this morning covered in ash. Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:20 PM (v0R5T) 225
CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found.
Im sure the study will end up getting eviscerated by reputable epidemiologists, but that will take time, and the Left will still have its talking point. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2020 04:20 PM (I2/tG) 226
She's in NYC real estate investment...so thats probably how she turned...
Posted by: Mishdog --- Given that the NYC real estate market is um, in flux, she may turn again. Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 04:20 PM (Rvt88) 227
Next up from CNN: Jew doctors use black babies blood for matzoh. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:16 PM (mht8P) --------- Yeah, I don't know how the hell they came up with that "number," but it has to be hinky. My baby has a bunch of doctors, and only one is black. All of them have treated her particularly complicated case with the utmost seriousness. I won't say they've been perfect. But they've been damned good. And the (majority) white ones have never once showed that they were slacking behind the others because of the baby's race. One of them has been especially devoted. I think he takes this case personally, to be honest. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 04:20 PM (xkm5f) 228
221 #82 the Walmart greeters are back....but they're mask Karen's.
And they just grunt when you say hi to them. Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 04:19 PM (AMzs2) More like mmmph, mumble, wheeze. Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:20 PM (bCLt0) 229
#219 what am I ...chopped liver?
Posted by: Florida Woman at August 19, 2020 04:20 PM (AMzs2) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:21 PM (M+BxQ) 231
From CNN: (CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found. ========= Joe Pilot, MD @JoeSilverman7 I actually forced myself to look for the article. It's not published in a legit journal and costs $10 to read so screw them. Even from the abstract the article looks like utter bullshit. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:21 PM (G51Gf) 232
Looks like Tony's case was a pretty clear defensive shooting but the press sure makes him look like a gangbanging thug. Because of course they do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 19, 2020 04:21 PM (d1uFV) 233
Q: What do you call an insincere monkey? A: A glibbon! Yee-haw, that's a joke, son. Yuck it up! I'll be here all week. Try the Veal...Chili! Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2020 04:21 PM (EERbD) 234
Use language correctly, nitwit. You mean "flippantly".
It is depressing how far reporters have fallen, they write like twitter posters on their phone. No artistry or comprehension of the language. He probably thought glib MEANT flippancy. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI) ---------------- It's hard to decide which are more ignorant, today's journalists or teachers. Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2020 04:21 PM (4D+FL) 235
I'll also note that this wasn't published in a regular medical journal. Gee, I wonder why JAMA or the New England Journal of Medicine gave it a pass, given the eye-popping results? Posted by: The ARC of History! Good catch. PNAS is not on any list of established medical journals. This is just one of innumerable instances where I think the practice of publishing the names and affiliations of those who peer reviewed a paper needs to be published at the end of the paper. Enough of this anonymity dodge. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 04:22 PM (pNxlR) 236
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218 I was looking at a picture of H.P. Lovecraft and immediately understood that his name must be Harry Palmer Lovecraft. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:18 PM (hj4ry) Never seen his picture. Is he Edgar Allen Poe weird looking? Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:19 PM (bCLt0) Large face, small mouth. Very image of upper class inbreeding. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 19, 2020 04:22 PM (d1uFV) 237
Sad.
Went with son and granddaughters to hike an Adirondack trail, and with only a couple exceptions, all the people we encountered on this trail were masked. Posted by: Any Random FBI Pervert at August 19, 2020 04:22 PM (+xD2q) 238
Never seen his picture. Is he Edgar Allen Poe weird looking?
Posted by: tubal Yeah, big canoe shaped head. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2020 04:22 PM (S+F2a) 239
Fox News panel of Dana Perino, Chris Wallace, Brit Hume, Juan Williams, shit all over one another praising Mooch Obama's DNC lie-fest with gushing fawning adoration. Not a spec of criticism. Why anyone still watches Fox News is a wonder.
Posted by: The Count at August 19, 2020 04:23 PM (YJK93) 240
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157 He talks like a fag and his shit is retarded. ----------------- I thought the correct quote is; 'He talks like a fag and his shits all fucked up.' Is this English or American translation? Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:09 PM (hj4ry) No, Anonosaurus Wrecks has it right. The "fucked up" part is on the medical chart. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 04:12 PM (Ez6QX) ----------------------- They use "fucked up" because they didn't want to offend anybody. Posted by: johnd01 at August 19, 2020 04:23 PM (ukNFU) 241
Large face, small mouth. Very image of upper class inbreeding.
But smarter than a waste paper basket. Unlike Joey Bidet. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:23 PM (M+BxQ) 242
With the closeness of the FL Gov election in 2018, the promise to
fire/suspend Scot Israel may have won the election for DeSantis. Oh yeah! I forgot about that other guy. Gillem or something. WOnder what Old Blood and Feces is up to lately? Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 04:23 PM (luzVb) 243
Okay, that otter is pretty funny.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 04:23 PM (xfb67) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI) 245
Plank in the Democratic party platform: blacks
should only be treated by black doctors in hospitals reserved only for blacks. And there should be separate water fountains so that POCs don't catch hideous white diseases like punctuality and delayed gratification. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:11 PM (mht8P) I'm tire of it all. I've heard is all for 50 years and it's going in a circle. We need a new system. The civil rights era is a failure. If it worked, then the hucksters wouldn't have an easy time riling up everyone against whitey. That's not the case though. Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 19, 2020 04:24 PM (J70i0) 246
It's hard to tell, but it sounds to me as if his brother fouled up a drug deal and he merc'd the dealer when he came back looking for money. It also sounds like he was cleared in the shooting, but it's murky. Few details. Anyway, good. Dead dope dealer, shot by his intended victim. Warms the cockles, it does. He's a lousy Dem politico in LE, but that's a separate set of circumstances. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice ========= It would be a lot easier to tell if he was more forthcoming about it. He claims to "not remember" too well. Uh-huh. The night I shot a guy. Hazy on the details. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:24 PM (G51Gf) 247
I'm also hearing the govt schools don't bother with homework much. That'll kill them if they try college.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 04:07 PM (ySQBZ Well. That certainly explains why my daughter (freshman in a small town public school) does honors geometry and biology homework until 8 pm most nights. But hey! I got an idea! How's about we DON'T start telling the parents that have no choice but to send our kids to the local(and good) public school that they are the practically abusing their kids for this. Can't we maybe NOT do that shit again? Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2020 04:24 PM (Vxu+H) 248
190 163 (CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found.
This shit is getting evil. You can twist statistics to tell whatever story you want. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 04:10 PM (dNzKv) This came up last night on a thread. They want wide-scale violence. No other reason. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Black human beings are thirty times more likely to live past the age of 70 if they live in a white-dominated nation, statistics show. Blacks in majority black nations have an average life expectancy of 58 years, while the black life expectancy in majority-white nations is on average 20 years longer. You want to manipulate statistics? OK, let's manipulate statistics. You leftists chose the weapon. Now prepare to lose. Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 04:24 PM (HEEq1) 249
239 Fox News panel of Dana Perino, Chris Wallace, Brit Hume, Juan Williams, shit all over one another praising Mooch Obama's DNC lie-fest with gushing fawning adoration. Not a spec of criticism. Why anyone still watches Fox News is a wonder.
Posted by: The Count at August 19, 2020 04:23 PM (YJK93) So, not one of them was being glib? Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2020 04:24 PM (88xKn) 250
129 He doesn't remember a lot of details for killing someone even at the age of 14.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 19, 2020 04:06 PM (J70i0) Who can keep track? "No, lessee, that wasn't this guy, it was the guy I shot BEFORE him. No, wait, coulda been the guy I shot AFTER him. Jeez, I just don't remember." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (mlxZk) Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (15yMb) 252
Floodwaters in China creep over giant Buddha's toes for first time in 70 years
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (1Dmt5) 253
It would be a lot easier to tell if he was more
forthcoming about it. He claims to "not remember" too well. Uh-huh. The night I shot a guy. Hazy on the details. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:24 PM (G51Gf) The guy wasn't shot in the house. He was shot outside the house. Sounds like a drug deal gone bad. Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (J70i0) 254
237 Sad.
Went with son and granddaughters to hike an Adirondack trail, and with only a couple exceptions, all the people we encountered on this trail were masked. Even here in Polesmoker's dystopian nightmare of a state, only maybe 5% wear them on trails where I live. I look away and won't greet them. Not that I think about it, it's just an automatic reaction. Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (FtO5h) 255
Trump seriously broke a fuckload of brains.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Kim Klacik's Love Toy at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (+dsLj) 256
The civil rights era is a failure. If it worked, then the hucksters wouldn't have an easy time riling up everyone against whitey. That's not the case though.
------------------ Every movement starts as a cause, becomes a business and then devolves into a racket. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (hj4ry) 257
237
Sad. Went with son and granddaughters to hike an Adirondack trail, and with only a couple exceptions, all the people we encountered on this trail were masked. Posted by: Any Random FBI Pervert at August 19, 2020 04:22 PM (+xD2q) Even sadder: When your Catholic Bishop states that masks reminds him of Jesus, he equates not wearing a mask to the Capital sin of pride and tries to tie it to the pro-life movement. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (N39Ws) 258
Why doesn't China hire our deep staters before they get their necks snapped?
By hire I mean leave. Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (pB6Gt) 259
Where is Charles Glibson?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:25 PM (M+BxQ) 260
How do you go from working for Ted Cruz, to openly campaigning for Joe Biden?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 03:53 PM (dNzKv) ----------------- I think it was in no small part due to Amanda Carpenter that Cruz is not the president. Hopefully she contributes to Biden's success in the same way. Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2020 04:26 PM (4D+FL) 261
244 Never seen his picture. Is he Edgar Allen Poe weird looking?
He's more John Waters wierd Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI) Seen recent pictures of Neil Young??? He looks like Statler and Waldorf. Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2020 04:26 PM (bCLt0) Posted by: JT at August 19, 2020 04:26 PM (arJlL) 263
252 Floodwaters in China creep over giant Buddha's toes for first time in 70 years
------------------- Ho Lee Fuk. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:26 PM (hj4ry) 264
It would be a lot easier to tell if he was more forthcoming about it. He claims to "not remember" too well. Uh-huh. The night I shot a guy. Hazy on the details.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:24 PM (G51Gf) There is a snapshot from an article at the time. Who knows if it's accurate, but it says Tony killed the guy because the guy made a joke that two crackheads walking by were his uncles, and Tony got pissed that he dissed his family. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 04:26 PM (Ez6QX) 265
Sad.
Went with son and granddaughters to hike an Adirondack trail, and with only a couple exceptions, all the people we encountered on this trail were masked. I have heard that it is silly to worry about people wandering the earth with their faces turned into rag-covered surrogate sweat-soaked armpits that can't communicate expressions or be read for emotional context . Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 04:26 PM (luzVb) 266
> I was looking at a picture of H.P. Lovecraft and immediately understood that his name must be Harry Palmer Lovecraft.
He did get married to a somewhat cute woman at one time, so there's that. It didn't last, although I believe they never formally got divorced. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 04:27 PM (unn44) 267
How deep is your love
How deep is your love Posted by: Barry Glib at August 19, 2020 04:27 PM (v0R5T) 268
Yeah, big canoe shaped head.
I worked with a guy from a former Sov bloc country who had a very odd profile. Imagine any typical guy from profile then take a large ice cream scoop and scoop out the space between his eyes, then redraw the nose to make it go straight from the depths of that scoop all the way to the tip of his nose. From the front he looked like a relatively handsome guy, but from profile he was bizarre. Just thought I'd share. Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2020 04:28 PM (YYlyE) 269
There's a spark of divinity in every democrat!
Posted by: MS13 at August 19, 2020 04:28 PM (csiRd) 270
Tonypete, here's hoping, but i fear she may be gone. Shes a part of Republicans for Biden as of Kasichs speech. She has been quoting The Rick Wilson lately and gushes over Kasich. Completely bonkers for a girl in her mid 30s...
Posted by: Mishdog at August 19, 2020 04:28 PM (UoNvf) 271
The problem with that CNN baby doctor study is that black folks will hear about it from every pulpit and black activist and troublemaker and when someone brings up the facts to correct it, all they will get is a blank stare and a "mmhmm" in response. alla you crackers lie, we know the truth
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI) 272
Blonde M., great news!
I especially love the "public health emergency" of "racism". The NV governor already did this. San Diego's numbers (predictably, inexorably) have fallen off a cliff (without Mexico's - also predictably - later curve being partly borrowed, as has happened disastrously in AZ and TX border counties, these numbers would be even lower). Useless pathetic "GOP" mayor has begged the Main Commissariat of Social Control, er, Sacramento, to relax restrictions. And school districts doing the same. As idiot CA voters swelter and worry about power outages, entirely due to idiotic unscientific "climate" hysteria and related grifts, and meekly comply with ridiculous restrictions to "control" an "epidemic" that is less deadly to most of the populace than flu. Far less, for most. Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 04:28 PM (OTzUX) 273
Hey Secret Squirrel
If you're still here...take the excellent advice of flounder, nurse ratched, and that Smiley Guy. Do it. Now. And come back. Morons will still be here. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 04:29 PM (PiwSw) 274
"Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found. "
The almost-certain explanation for this, if it even is true, is that black births without complications take place in local hospitals, which are more like to be staffed by black doctors. But high-risk births, or babies with serious medical problems, are usually transferred to high-end specialist hospitals -- where most of the doctors are white. And although the specialists undoubtedly give superior care and do miraculous work, they inevitably will have a higher death rate of their patients, because they'e ONLY treating babies with serious life-threatening problems, whereas the local black doctors only have to deal with problem-lfee completely healthy babies. Duh. Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 04:29 PM (HEEq1) 275
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How deep is your love How deep is your love Posted by: Barry Glib at August 19, 2020 04:27 PM (v0R5T) Do you really need to know? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 04:29 PM (KnJdm) 276
per 231:
abortion doctors 90% white obgyn all races more than 50% of black babies aborted, mix and serve bogus stats Posted by: DanMan at August 19, 2020 04:30 PM (XTiHL) 277
I was looking at a picture of H.P. Lovecraft and immediately understood that his name must be Harry Palmer Lovecraft.
If he weren't good at horror, he could have had a fantastic career keeping the shipping lanes free of ice. Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2020 04:30 PM (YYlyE) 278
True story:
Today some of my coworkers went to headquarters today and the rest of us remote workers Skyped in. The ones at HQ were wearing masks in the conference room during the Skype call. Me: TAKE YOUR FUCKING GODDAMNED MASKS OFF They all took their masks off. Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Kim Klacik's Love Toy at August 19, 2020 04:30 PM (+dsLj) 279
Bid n commercial and it was all about 3 month mandatory masks
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2020 04:30 PM (OjZpE) 280
He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
- I thought I was quoting Shakespeare's lost play Much Ado About Two Idiots' From Verona and Their Midsummer Night's Dream. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 04:30 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 04:31 PM (gmo/4) 282
Anywho, now she's a big Biden supporter by way of
Son of a mailman Kasich. She was some kind of organizer for him in 2016. She's in NYC real estate investment...so thats probably how she turned... Posted by: Mishdog at August 19, 2020 04:17 PM (UoNvf) Did she get married and have kids, or is she still single? That's about the time women get nutty if they aren't married and/or childless. Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 19, 2020 04:31 PM (J70i0) 283
The DNC prances out rapists and pedophiles nilly willy at their convention. What's another murderer amongst thieves? Posted by: artisanal 'ette CBD=> foodthread at August 19, 2020 04:31 PM (rjE57) Posted by: artisanal 'ette CBD=> foodthread at August 19, 2020 04:31 PM (rjE57) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 04:31 PM (M+BxQ) 286
H.P. Lovecraft was a fine writer, brilliant perhaps, but he was weird even by incel writer standards.
There's a really great audiobook collection of his work done by Finn J.D. John. Worth owning if you don't mind Audible. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 19, 2020 04:31 PM (d1uFV) 287
Hmmm....
Side ad "How She Looks Now Is Basically A Nightmare" featuring Christine Taylor. Not clicking the ad. Bing suggests it is....incorrect. Also saw an article from a few months back saying she and Ben Stiller are back together again, which makes me happy if true. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 19, 2020 04:32 PM (dfRN6) 288
...Useless pathetic "GOP" mayor has begged the Main Commissariat of Social Control, er, Sacramento, to relax restrictions. And school districts doing the same...
Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 04:28 PM (OTzUX) His political affiliations is more correctly GOPe. There are no hills to die on or even contest. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 04:32 PM (AiZBA) 289
Off topic, did you guys see this video that Ric Grenell did for Trump?
https://tinyurl.com/y267yn9w Link goes to FB. Posted by: spypeach at August 19, 2020 04:32 PM (Up/Jb) 290
Is this something?
"Tomorrow we will expose information that is vital to protect the proper functioning of our Republic." -- Rudy Giuliani https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani /status/1296155509108678656 (remove space) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 04:32 PM (unn44) 291
The DNC prances out rapists and pedophiles nilly willy at their convention. What's another murderer amongst thieves? Posted by: artisanal 'ette CBD=> foodthread at August 19, 2020 04:31 PM (rjE57) What does a wife-beater, a rapist, a pedo, a terror supporter, and a liar have in common? They are all DNC public-access variety hour speakers. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (KnJdm) 292
I'll also note that this wasn't published in a regular medical journal.
Gee, I wonder why JAMA or the New England Journal of Medicine gave it a pass, given the eye-popping results? Posted by: The ARC of History! Good catch. PNAS is not on any list of established medical journals. __________________________ PNAS is a journal that you can get your paper published without peer review if you are a Fellow of the National Academy of Science, or if not a member, have a member sponsor you. So no real substantive peer review. Basically an avenue for for publication of crap research. Posted by: Bad, wicked, naughty Zoot at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (w9Wax) 293
SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (NWiLs) 294
243 Okay, that otter is pretty funny.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe he is such a little wiggle worm! one of the other otters at the Vancouver Aquarium is named Rialto.... after the beach where he was found. the folks up there do an amazing job with the little otters. and they are soooo sweet. I gave them a donation (well, several) and have received hand written thank you notes for the staff along with little pictures of the otters. if ever you get a chance to go, it's a fabulous aquarium. I also need to get to Monterey Bay. I've heard it's awesome. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (W2Pud) 295
WOPR - wow how'd you guess? Yep still single and childless. She has a cat though..
Posted by: Mishdog at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (UoNvf) 296
The Private Sector. They expect results.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 19, 2020 03:49 PM (A5zUN) You never cared about the science. Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 04:34 PM (hku12) Posted by: Jordan61 at August 19, 2020 04:34 PM (Ez6QX) 298
H.P. Lovecraft was a fine writer, brilliant perhaps, but he was weird even by incel writer standards.
He was an okay writer but an amazing idea guy. I wouldn't advise anyone ever study him on how to write, he broke almost every rule there is, especially the "don't use so many damned adjectives" one. But it worked because his topics were so shocking, unusual, memorable, and unique. Nothing at all like him at the time, not even close. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:34 PM (KZzsI) 299
It's just bullshit. A 300% group-to-group difference suggests intent, or at least brazen neglect. Doctors and nurses dedicated to caring for infants in America aren't eugenicists; those ones work for PP. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (xkm5f) 300
Dang nabbit, off Zooty sock!
Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (w9Wax) 301
I'm late to the internets today and missed the Goodyear thread. I'm in need of replacing the Goodyear tires on my motorhome. All six of them. They won't be Goodyear this time. Any morons with motorhomes have a recommendation?
Posted by: fly at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (2M/TV) 302
The almost-certain explanation for this, if it even is true, is that black births without complications take place in local hospitals, which are more like to be staffed by black doctors. But high-risk births, or babies with serious medical problems, are usually transferred to high-end specialist hospitals -- where most of the doctors are white. And although the specialists undoubtedly give superior care and do miraculous work, they inevitably will have a higher death rate of their patients, because they'e ONLY treating babies with serious life-threatening problems, whereas the local black doctors only have to deal with problem-lfee completely healthy babies.
99.11% survival rate for black babies with white doctors and 99.37% for black babies with black doctors. This crap screams p-hacking to me. OH OH OH, we found a statistically significant difference in a mountain of data. I think most normal people would look at 99.11 vs 99.37 and say, "Wow, that seems really close to me." Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (YYlyE) 303
Why so many losers named Scott Peterson?
Posted by: Kaldar at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (Qs3C9) 304
How do you go from working for Ted Cruz, to openly campaigning for Joe Biden?
------------ Being a sociopath helps. Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 19, 2020 03:59 PM (HmZuC) Ya see, the word "politics" comes from the Greek word "poly" which means man, and ticks, which are bloodsuckers. Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (hku12) 305
This not a joke.
I want to work for the government overseas. Which agency supports Trump the most? Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (pB6Gt) Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2020 04:36 PM (EERbD) 307
I forgot about that other guy. Gillem or something. WOnder what Old Blood and Feces is up to lately?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, Cracked-out hotel room pivot man Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 04:36 PM (fIHXk) 308
Well, that was stressful, but I know I made it to the next round. So there's that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 04:36 PM (UWqZJ) 309
I just checked Shaved Guevera's Twitter feed. Without a trace of irony, she retweeted David Hogg saying "Police have no place in our schools". And under Sheriff Israel, they got their wish.
Posted by: cool breeze at August 19, 2020 04:36 PM (UGKMd) 310
Why so many losers named Scott Peterson?
Posted by: Kaldar at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (Qs3C9) Pisses me off to no end. Posted by: Peter Scottson at August 19, 2020 04:36 PM (hku12) 311
Blow me.
Posted by: Sonny Peterscott at August 19, 2020 04:37 PM (luzVb) 312
Mayor Without a Clue
Mayor Bill de Blasio@NYCMayor What we' re seeing in Belarus should be a wake up call to the world. Free and fair elections are THE foundations of democracy and they are under attack. New York City condemns the violence that Lukashenko has perpetrated on his own citizens. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 04:37 PM (+y/Ru) 313
I also need to get to Monterey Bay. I've heard it's awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (W2Pud) I better dust up on otter trivia before we meet, so I can keep up my end of the conversation. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:37 PM (csiRd) 314
Mayor Bill de Blasio@NYCMayor
What we' re seeing in Belarus should be a wake up call to the world. Free and fair elections are THE foundations of democracy and they are under attack. New York City condemns the violence that Lukashenko has perpetrated on his own citizens. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 04:37 PM (+y/Ru) Lukashenko belongs to antifa? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2020 04:38 PM (mlxZk) 315
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I also need to get to Monterey Bay. I've heard it's awesome. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (W2Pud) I better dust up on otter trivia before we meet, so I can keep up my end of the conversation. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:37 PM (csiRd) Just wear an otter suit. Instant friends. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 04:38 PM (KnJdm) 316
he broke almost every rule there is, especially the "don't use so many damned adjectives" one. But it worked because his topics were so shocking, unusual, memorable, and unique.
I see what you did there. Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2020 04:38 PM (YYlyE) 317
Tomorrow we will expose information that is vital to protect the proper functioning of our Republic." ---------- Free Beer Tomorrow! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:38 PM (mht8P) 318
I want to work for the government overseas. Which agency supports Trump the most?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (pB6Gt) You'll find a lot in Customs & Border Protection Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:38 PM (FtO5h) 319
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)
Christopher, please check your kestrelarts contact inbox. Thank you. Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 04:39 PM (qpX6U) 320
Ric Grenell did for Trump? https://tinyurl.com/y267yn9w Link goes to FB. Posted by: spypeach Well done. I am sure that principled Mitt Romney is fully supportive of Ambassador Grenell's endorsement of PDJT. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 04:39 PM (pNxlR) 321
This Spanish TV clip is one of the better/more recent examples of "journalists" fighting with the people they're interviewing because, of course, they're not saying what the "news" outfits want to hear:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5ooe3ph Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2020 04:39 PM (OTzUX) 322
Wow. So much has happened that I forgot that the Broward shooting and the Vegas shooting happened during Trump's first term. They seem like the kind of thing to happen before Trump.
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New York City condemns the violence that Lukashenko has perpetrated on his own citizens. ---------- New Yorkers don't even know where Belarus is. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (mht8P) 324
It it OK for someone to be Anti-Israel in this instance?
/I denounce myself before you even start. Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (i6shs) 325
Is this something? "Tomorrow we will expose information that is vital to protect the proper functioning of our Republic." -- Rudy Giuliani https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani /status/1296155509108678656 (remove space) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia ======== Probably more Ukraine stuff? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (G51Gf) 326
Just wear an otter suit. Instant friends.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 04:38 PM (KnJdm) huh, I thought for sure the first comment would be about an otter cookbook or something..... Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (csiRd) 327
What kind of piece of shit would actually think that he deserved his job back?
Posted by: Mongo at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (IU8aO) 328
New Yorkers don't even know where Belarus is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (mht8P) Its a city in Iowa! Posted by: New Yawka at August 19, 2020 04:41 PM (csiRd) 329
What kind of piece of shit would actually think that he deserved his job back?
The kind of person who was absolutely sure they always did the right thing and is being cruelly abused by terrible people. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI) 330
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New York City condemns the violence that Lukashenko has perpetrated on his own citizens. ---------------------- Yeah, New Yorkers 13% voter turnout speaks volumes on their deep feelings for democracy. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:41 PM (hj4ry) 331
New York City condemns the violence that Lukashenko has perpetrated on his own citizens.
Doesn't he play in the NHL? Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2020 04:41 PM (88xKn) 332
I want to work for the government overseas. Which agency supports Trump the most?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (pB6Gt) You'll find a lot in Customs & Border Protection Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 04:38 PM (FtO5h) Marine Corps has a few good men. Just don't become a general, a lot of those guys are douchebags. Posted by: Peter Scottson at August 19, 2020 04:41 PM (hku12) 333
The kind of person who was absolutely sure they always did the right thing and is being cruelly abused by terrible people.
AKA the James Comey effect Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI) 334
I haven't followed Belarusian politics in 2020, but I don't need to. Of course the election was corrupt. It always will be. Belarus is a dictatorship. How is this a wake-up call to DeBlasio? He's a clown. It's not as if Belarus were the US, where a tradition of free and fair elections was overturned. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 04:42 PM (xkm5f) 335
Idiocracy:
Doctor : [laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like... Doctor : Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Charismatic MAGAfauna Exemplar at August 19, 2020 04:42 PM (8np4X) 336
328 New Yorkers don't even know where Belarus is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (mht8P) Its a city in Iowa! ------------------ Dessert Topping. Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 04:42 PM (hj4ry) 337
Is this something?
"Tomorrow we will expose information that is vital to protect the proper functioning of our Republic." -- Rudy Giuliani https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani /status/1296155509108678656 (remove space) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 04:32 PM (unn44) Two Weeks baby. Two Weeks it all comes down. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2020 04:42 PM (15yMb) 338
Shut up, Peter.
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"Tomorrow we will expose information that is vital to protect the proper functioning of our Republic." -- Rudy Giuliani
Dammit Rudy , we already watched Shadownet. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 04:42 PM (luzVb) 340
327 What kind of piece of shit would actually think that he deserved his job back?
---- Pretty much everyone employed by the gubmint. Posted by: BluesFish at August 19, 2020 04:42 PM (WQZ1O) 341
Monterey Bay is very awesome, not just the aquarium, but the bay itself.
I kayaked out there one beautiful morning, by myself. Got about 500 yards out. Stopped. Looked down. The clarity of the water was just stunning. As I looked down all I could think of was, my God, I am surrounded by all manner of sea life. Just teeming. Everything from sardines, to kelp, to those giant sunfish. Just amazing. Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 04:42 PM (w7KSn) 342
Check out this PantyFa twerp.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3ylnwfh That's a serial killer, without question. Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2020 04:43 PM (YYlyE) 343
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I also need to get to Monterey Bay. I've heard it's awesome. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (W2Pud) I better dust up on otter trivia before we meet, so I can keep up my end of the conversation. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:37 PM (csiRd) Just wear an otter suit. Instant friends. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 04:38 PM (KnJdm) Um, yeah, about that... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 04:43 PM (NWiLs) 344
Doctor : Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
I loved that the Apple guy was the idiot doctor in that film. He's perfect for the role. I don't know who they figured they were reaching with those ads but it felt perfect. Apple: Buy these if you're a hipster doofus who can barely spell his own name and only wants shiny bright things PC: Buy these if you want to do something constructive and useful that pays money. Okayyy.... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:43 PM (KZzsI) 345
298 H.P. Lovecraft was a fine writer, brilliant perhaps, but he was weird even by incel writer standards.
He was an okay writer but an amazing idea guy. I wouldn't advise anyone ever study him on how to write, he broke almost every rule there is, especially the "don't use so many damned adjectives" one. But it worked because his topics were so shocking, unusual, memorable, and unique. Nothing at all like him at the time, not even close. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:34 PM (KZzsI) He's overly baroque and he has a very annoying habit of having passive protagonists who exist only to witness weird ass shit without doing anything about it. But he's worth studying. He's very good at mood and at creating an atmosphere, not to mention creating a plausible alternate reality. The Shadow over Innsmouth and the Rats in the Walls have rather amazing twist endings. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 19, 2020 04:43 PM (d1uFV) 346
East Area Rapist getting life sentence for murder of a dozen, rape of dozens, burglary of hundreds is in court today wearing a mask.
Wouldn't want him to get sick you know. Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (AMzs2) 347
Probably more Ukraine stuff?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (G51Gf) Wondered when Trump was going to drop that, so hope you are correct. I can't believe he had Giuliani digging into all this stuff for months on end just to sit on it. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (qqsAu) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (W2Pud) 349
New Yorkers don't even know where Belarus is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Couldn't find their belarusses with both hands and a compass. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (+y/Ru) 350
On corp wokeness: I am now one of only three people (with whom I correspond) from one rank below mine to all the way up that does not have pronouns listed in his or her E-Mail signature.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (hYcqw) 351
347 Probably more Ukraine stuff?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (G51Gf) Wondered when Trump was going to drop that, so hope you are correct. I can't believe he had Giuliani digging into all this stuff for months on end just to sit on it. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (qqsAu) ========== Trump doesn't want to win this election. He's just running to help Hillary win. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (UWqZJ) 352
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327 What kind of piece of shit would actually think that he deserved his job back? ---- Pretty much everyone employed by the gubmint. Posted by: BluesFish at August 19, 2020 04:42 PM (WQZ1O) This. its a Right, like healthcare. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:45 PM (csiRd) 353
I also need to get to Monterey Bay. I've heard it's awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (W2Pud) ........ This morning we were covered in thick ash from the River fire. Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:45 PM (v0R5T) 354
News to me I'm a hipster doofus.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 19, 2020 04:45 PM (4k/Uz) 355
I want to work for the government overseas. Which agency supports Trump the most?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:35 PM (pB6Gt) You'll find a lot in Customs & Border Protection Posted by: Guy Smiley Mr Guy Smiley, thanks. I should have mentioned I speak Mandarin. I want to spy hard for Trump. China ass. Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:45 PM (pB6Gt) 356
But he's worth studying. He's very good at mood and at creating an atmosphere, not to mention creating a plausible alternate reality. The Shadow over Innsmouth and the Rats in the Walls have rather amazing twist endings.
No, you're right I agree. There are aspects of his writing I'd teach in a Writing 200 level class. Just not for beginners for sure. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 04:46 PM (KZzsI) 357
308 Well, that was stressful, but I know I made it to the next round. So there's that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 04:36 PM (UWqZJ) Congrats. Rooting for ya. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 19, 2020 04:46 PM (d1uFV) 358
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No one eats otters. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (W2Pud) they'd only taste like chicken anyway. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:46 PM (csiRd) 359
I also need to get to Monterey Bay. I've heard it's awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:33 PM (W2Pud) ------ You'd really like it. Also, there's great dining on Cannery Row and the Monterey Pier. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 04:46 PM (UAMe5) 360
341 Monterey Bay is very awesome, not just the aquarium, but the bay itself.
I kayaked out there one beautiful morning, by myself. Got about 500 yards out. Stopped. Looked down. The clarity of the water was just stunning. As I looked down all I could think of was, my God, I am surrounded by all manner of sea life. Just teeming. Everything from sardines, to kelp, to those giant sunfish. Just amazing. Posted by: attila the reasonable Monterey Bay has a program where they rehab sea otters and release them into the wild. They are repopulating norther ca! They typically release them into the Elkhorn Slough. Yes, there is an otter cam set up and you can see loads of mother otters with their babies floating around on their backs. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:46 PM (W2Pud) 361
"Tomorrow we will expose information that is vital to protect the proper functioning of our Republic." -- Rudy Giuliani
Related to Clinesmith's stuff today? Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2020 04:46 PM (l3+k2) 362
the Walmart greeters are back....but they're mask Karen's.
And they just grunt when you say hi to them. Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 * * I was tackled by one last week. I said, "Medical exemption, vertigo, I can't wear --" She cut me off with, "That's all you had to say," and wandered off. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 04:46 PM (Ejm1K) 363
> I can't believe he had Giuliani digging into all this stuff for months on end just to sit on it.
Dropping it on the final day of the DNC convention would be politically useful, so there's that. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 04:47 PM (unn44) 364
Doctor : [laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
- Joe Biden's best role. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 04:47 PM (+y/Ru) 365
New Yorkers don't even know where Belarus is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh That's some street in the Bronx, ain't it? Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 19, 2020 04:47 PM (vcOmj) 366
Probably more Ukraine stuff?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 04:40 PM (G51Gf) Wondered when Trump was going to drop that, so hope you are correct. I can't believe he had Giuliani digging into all this stuff for months on end just to sit on it. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (qqsAu) Conventional wisdom suggests this might have been timed to occur after Alzheimer Joe was nominated. Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 04:47 PM (hku12) 367
"Oh, just someone who shot and killed a teenager when he was also a teenager."
______________________ Yea, but that was when he was a teenager in Philadelphia. That's just a way of saying 'Hi' in Philly. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2020 04:47 PM (Egln3) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:47 PM (W2Pud) Posted by: Sea Lion at August 19, 2020 04:48 PM (xkm5f) 370
Also now we've got the Lightning Complex fire to the north
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2020 04:48 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 04:48 PM (unn44) 372
Pretty hilarious at the end. The doc is talking common sense of the kind not heard, literally, from almost any public figure or high profile medical person in the US, and the correspondent keeps trying not to laugh at how her questions keep getting dismissed, and the anchor is pretty dumb and engages on an imprecise but correct statement by the doc, instead of his substantive message.
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348 No one eats otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM (W2Pud) And I wouldn't recommend it. I've had whale and seal, and marine mammals do not taste good. Not at all. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 04:48 PM (xfb67) 374
Orcas eat otters. Like popcorn.
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Cannibal Bob! can't wait to meet you! Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:47 PM (W2Pud) Woot! Same here nurse!!! Soon!!! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:49 PM (csiRd) 376
Marine Corps has a few good men.
Just don't become a general, a lot of those guys are douchebags. Posted by: Peter Scottson I'm almost 29.5 years old. Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:49 PM (pB6Gt) 377
nood
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 04:49 PM (UWqZJ) 378
Woot! Same here nurse!!! Soon!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:49 PM (csiRd) Ironically, that's what the otters said. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 04:50 PM (KnJdm) 379
And I wouldn't recommend it. I've had whale and seal, and marine mammals do not taste good. Not at all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 04:48 PM (xfb67) Manatees aren't bad...but the fresh water ones. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 04:50 PM (csiRd) Posted by: Killer Whales at August 19, 2020 04:50 PM (Egln3) 381
> Conventional wisdom suggests this might have been timed to occur after Alzheimer Joe was nominated.
Yeah. If it's Ukraine stuff, right after the commies became 100% committed to Plugs would be a great time to trot it out. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 04:50 PM (unn44) 382
Marine Corps has a few good men.
Just don't become a general, a lot of those guys are douchebags. Posted by: Peter Scottson I'm almost 29.5 years old. Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 19, 2020 04:49 PM (pB6Gt) Good. Then you'll prolly never make general. Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 04:50 PM (hku12) 383
East Area Rapist getting life sentence for murder of a dozen, rape of
dozens, burglary of hundreds is in court today wearing a mask. Wouldn't want him to get sick you know. No no. It's to prevent him from getting you sick...or no. That's social distancing. Masks are for making old people more comfortable before you infect yourself and others...no hang on...see, masks are made to collect your droplets in a single place so that when you wipe your hand across it you smear it and... Let me get back to you. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 04:51 PM (luzVb) 384
381 > Conventional wisdom suggests this might have been timed to occur after Alzheimer Joe was nominated.
Yeah. If it's Ukraine stuff, right after the commies became 100% committed to Plugs would be a great time to trot it out. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2020 04:50 PM (unn44) ========== I would have preferred before the convention when the left felt like it could change things, but it would need to destroy the rules in order to accomplish it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 04:51 PM (UWqZJ) Posted by: Bozo Conservative...It's Shark Week! at August 19, 2020 04:52 PM (vcOmj) 386
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******* William Barr Targets 'Revolving-Door-Justice': Simple Fix Could Cut Violent Crime in Half Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 19, 2020 04:58 PM (1Dmt5) Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 19, 2020 05:07 PM (yQpMk) 388
No one eats otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 04:44 PM They do provide very nice pelts, however. Highly prized for sporrans, perhaps second only to badgers. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2020 05:09 PM (DMUuz) 389
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190 163 (CNN)Black newborn babies in the United States are more likely to survive childbirth if they are cared for by Black doctors, but three times more likely to die when looked after by White doctors, a study has found. That's because the black doctors are better basketball players and don't miss the crib when they hook shot the newborn baby. Posted by: Jolo at August 19, 2020 05:14 PM (WrMOC) 390
Good Scott Israel is a terrible, awful human being who does not belong anywhere near a position of authority. Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it does.
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 19, 2020 05:23 PM (tSosf) 391
Amanda Carpenter, huh? That vindictive, malicious slut "making moves" again apparently.
Trump showed everyone, including her old boss, how incompetent she was, and she'll never let it go. Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 19, 2020 05:36 PM (6MoD2) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0361 seconds. |
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