Monday Overnight Open Thread (8/17/20)

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"Tantra isn't about a sex technique. Tantra is about how you relate to your own body, how you relate to life, and how you dance with it. As funny as it sounds, I am tantra."Sasha Cobra


Quote II

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself. H. L. Mencken

Quote III

Except we cons will say whatever we want about her, including but not limited to providing commentary on her cheesy debut into the world of politics. And pointing out her history is not just mean. Her history is indicative of her pattern of behavior, and when the purported president is one broken hip away from 25th Amendmentville, everything about her matters. Kurt Schlichter


Quote IV

“Get those guns, run in that room, see what’s in there, find out what is being hidden in your house, take it out and turn it in,” Philadelphia City Councilmember Cindy Bass

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If you can't tax them. Sue them. Local municipalities in Indiana sue satellite and streaming services.

Four cities in Indiana are suing Netflix and other video companies, claiming that online video providers and satellite-TV operators should have to pay the same franchise fees that cable companies pay for using local rights of way.

The lawsuit was filed against Netflix, Disney, Hulu, DirecTV, and Dish Network on August 4 in Indiana Commercial Court in Marion County. The cities of Indianapolis, Evansville, Valparaiso, and Fishers want the companies to pay the cable-franchise fees established in Indiana's Video Service Franchises (VSF) Act, which requires payments of 5 percent of gross revenue in each city.


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Of course Hollywood doesn't have any original ideas.

EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Pictures has set a remake of the classic John Hughes 1987 road trip comedy Planes, Trains & Automobiles as a star vehicle for Will Smith and Kevin Hart. Hart’s Hartbeat Productions and Smith’s Westbrook Studios will produce. In her feature debut, Aeysha Carr will write the script. Her TV credits include Brooklyn 99 and the upcoming Hulu series Woke.

I can hardly wait........................


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One of the specialists I see graduated from Stanford. That used to mean something.

Stanford University will remove admissions test requirements for the upcoming school year in response to COVID-19.

Most notably, Stanford Medicine, one of the top medical schools in the country, will not require the MCAT.

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So California, how is all that renewable energy working out?

Update (17:47ET): CNN's Jon Passantino quoted California's top electricity manger as saying upwards of "3.3 million California households could lose power during rolling blackouts later today amid a record-setting heatwave."

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Update (16:20ET): California's top electricity manger warned Monday afternoon the state doesn't have enough energy to meet demand and will likely result in rolling blackouts for customers.

Steve Berberich, the chief executive of the California Independent System Operator (California ISO), told ISO's board that energy demand is exceeding supply and could result in "millions" of Californians without power on Monday and Tuesday.

Nothing that 4-5 nuclear power plants couldn't cure. Just spit ballin' here.

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Dammit!!! If I have told you once, I told you a hundred times, stay out of my territory.

A bald eagle beat the crap out of a government drone mapping the shoreline of Lake Michigan, ripping off its propeller and sending it plunging to the lake’s bottom, according to the Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy.

Yes. The agency operating the drone murdered by an eagle goes by the acronym EGLE.

The agency says the incident happened near Escanaba in the Upper Peninsula area of Michigan last month. EGLE environmental air quality analyst and drone pilot Hunter King was using the drone to map shoreline erosion when the drama started. The drone started spinning as it was headed for home, King says, “like a really bad rollercoaster ride.” A couple of nearby eagle-watchers said they saw an eagle strike something, later confirmed to be the EGLE drone.

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Paul Joseph Watson Language warning -May be NSFW


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Which of the following exist?
(1) [ ] Big Foot
(2) [ ] Lochness Monster
(3) [ ] Fraudulent Voter
(4) [ ] All of the above

Nearly 10% of rejected mail-in ballots in Michigan primary were because ‘the voter was dead’


Several states across the nation are processing the results for primary elections and have encountered significant issues with mail-in ballots, as many had predicted would be the case.


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On the bright side, They haven't entirely destroyed this movie.

Blazing Saddles Will Now Air Online With Disclaimer About Racism & Social Context


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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 17 Aug 1958
Belinda Carlisle, singer, from all-female American rock band The Go-Go's, who had the 1982 US No.2 single, 'We Got The Beat', and the 1982 UK hit single 'Our Lips Are Sealed'. Their 1981 debut album, Beauty and the Beat, is considered one of the "cornerstone albums of US new wave music". Carlisle had the 1987 solo, US & UK No.1 single 'Heaven Is A Place On Earth'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 17 Aug 2012
Three members of the Russian feminist punk rock protest group Pussy Riot were sentenced to two years imprisonment after they had staged a performance on the soleas of Moscow's Cathedral of Christ the Savior in a protest directed at the Orthodox Church leader's support for President Putin during his election campaign. via thisdayinmusic.com


Yes, the culture over runneth this evening.............

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Special team's player? Nah just another Genius Award Winner.

NFL teams are always strict about not allowing unauthorized visitors into training camp, but this year especially so. As Seattle’s Kemah Siverand found out the hard way.

Tom Pelissero of NFL Network reports that the Seahawks cut Siverand after he was caught on video trying to sneak a female visitor into the team hotel. The woman was reportedly wearing Seahawks gear in an effort to make her look like a player who had access to the hotel.

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If you enjoy fishing. You'll enjoy: Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Nursing Home Brings Fishing To Residents


A nursing home in Kentucky brought fishing to their residents.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 8-16-2020


Top 10 commenters:
1 [561 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo' [78.74 posts/day]
2 [498 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts'
3 [483 comments] 'AlaBAMA '
4 [407 comments] 'Tom Servo'
5 [377 comments] 'rhennigantx'
6 [364 comments] 'runner'
7 [357 comments] 'BurtTC'
8 [357 comments] '... '
9 [353 comments] 'CN'
10 [349 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [289 names] 'Modern Medievalist Miklos' [40.57 unique names/day]
2 [60 names] 'Duncanthrax'
3 [35 names] 'Gilded Age II'
4 [33 names] 'Notorious BFD'
5 [29 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
6 [28 names] 'freaked'
7 [27 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
8 [27 names] 'Dirty Frank'
9 [25 names] 'andycanuck'
10 [24 names] 'Adriane the Political Hack Critic ...'

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1 Yep

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 17, 2020 10:01 PM (GrCRm)

2 Choo Choo Motherfuckers!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 Boo ya

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 17, 2020 10:01 PM (LTE51)

4 Howdy y'all!! Happy ONT!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 17, 2020 10:02 PM (w6A0l)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 10:02 PM (Rvt88)

6 Good evening

Posted by: wing at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

7 !ערב טוב לכולם

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (sgZzZ)

8 Where is that mountain path?
I want to go there. I so hot here.

Posted by: PJ at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (qlTN9)

9 Congratulations to all of this week's Wall of Shamers. Bravo Zulu!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (DMUuz)

10 Cindy Bass is an ass

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:04 PM (J8nVw)

11
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 10:05 PM (DUIap)

12 Late again

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 10:05 PM (D/SYi)

13 "Tantra isn't about a sex technique. Tantra is about how you relate to your own body, how you relate to life, and how you dance with it. As funny as it sounds, I am tantra."

I've been watching the Netflix series on these goofballs and other scam artists. Jesus H.. they are certifiable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

14 I am Tantra!

Posted by: Spartacus at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (YP4GV)

15 Tomorrow is the centennial of one of the most disastrous amendments to the US Constitution.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

16 why do we get top commenters on Monday?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (J8nVw)

17 That Belinda Carlisle tune is a perfectly fine pop song.

Also, as funny as it sounds, I am Batman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (XrCyE)

18 Sheepishly rubs toe in dirt...awe shucks, I just got lucky.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (GrCRm)

19 Has anyone else seen the creepy CNN ad showing on other channels about masks? It shows a bunch of masks and how you can tell people about yourself with a mask (or course all left-wing masks with the token American flag) but then asks what you can tell about someone without a mask - and shows an ominous blank screen.

Yes, the horror of not wearing our politics not only on our sleeve but on our face. They must be shamed!

Posted by: Pilot141 at August 17, 2020 10:07 PM (9XHSw)

20 16 why do we get top commenters on Monday?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (J8nVw)



Because............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

21 why do we get top commenters on Monday?

Because Tuesday is to too rapey.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:07 PM (XrCyE)

22 Top whatever.

Posted by: jsg at August 17, 2020 10:07 PM (fAcn5)

23 Donald Trump: Providing millions of jobs to Americans.

Kamala Harris: Providing millions of blowjobs to Americans.

Posted by: The Democratic Party focus-grouping new campaign slogans at August 17, 2020 10:08 PM (HEEq1)

24 It's like being punched in the gut. My heart drops to my stomach when I realize he has tweeted about me again, the president of the United States is calling me names to the entire world. He's demeaning me and my career. It's sickening.

Lisa Page

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2020 10:08 PM (Z4rgH)

25 >>why do we get top commenters on Monday?


Because it comes without warning, silly.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 10:08 PM (YP4GV)

26 Hey, they spelled "you're" correctly!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

27 why do we get top commenters on Monday?

MisHum does the tally by abacus. Takes all weekend.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2020 10:08 PM (H5knJ)

28 Lisa "Little Stormy" Page

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:09 PM (XrCyE)

29 >>why do we get top commenters on Monday?


Because it takes Ace all weekend to go back and count everyone's comments for the week.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 10:09 PM (YP4GV)

30 why do we get top commenters on Monday?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (J8nVw


Because the week goes from Monday through Sunday and it takes a while to tabulate the results? Just spitballing here.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 17, 2020 10:09 PM (GrCRm)

31 ONT Greetings, Horde!

*not watching Peoples Democrat Soviet Assembly*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 17, 2020 10:09 PM (QzJWU)

32 It's like being punched in the gut. My heart drops to my stomach when I realize he has tweeted about me again, the president of the United States is calling me names to the entire world. He's demeaning me and my career. It's sickening.

Lisa Page
Posted by: GnuBreed

I try avoid schedfreurd, but dear God /his left me on the floor.

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2020 10:09 PM (JZkes)

33 Ah... the Philadelphia City Council - endless amusement and idiocy!

I'm so very proud of my city.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:09 PM (j9HX3)

34 why do we get top commenters on Monday?

Because fuck you, PAY ME

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 10:10 PM (OVEfo)

35 Circles in the Sand > Heaven is a Place on Earth

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2020 10:10 PM (YP4GV)

36 "3.3 million California households could lose power during rolling blackouts later today amid a record-setting heatwave."

Who cares about power as long as you've still got air conditioning, amirite, fellas?

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2020 10:10 PM (l0Lgi)

37 Dammit, garrett, don't come in here spouting commie bullshit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:10 PM (XrCyE)

38 GnuBreed was that today?!?!

lol oh Lisa Lisa Lisa

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:10 PM (j9HX3)

39 34 why do we get top commenters on Monday?

Because fuck you, PAY ME
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 10:10 PM (OVEfo)


Typical smug asshoe dentist response.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

40 15 Tomorrow is the centennial of one of the most disastrous amendments to the US Constitution.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (NWiLs)



Good thing you said centennial to help narrow that down.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:11 PM (vMCab)

41 why do we get top commenters on Monday?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM


Would you prefer Thursday?

Posted by: Top. Men. at August 17, 2020 10:11 PM (DMUuz)

42 Who cares about power as long as you've still got air conditioning, amirite, fellas?
Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2020 10:10 PM (l0Lgi)


I'll take "Things AOC Said" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 17, 2020 10:11 PM (AiZBA)

43 Why am I even on the leader board ? I rarely comment.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (zr5Kq)

44
why do we get top commenters on Monday?

because shut up, he explained

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (DUIap)

45 They could be like the politicos and wait until the weekend news cycle.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (GrCRm)

46 My Tyrant Gubner is done babbling now
Katshit now.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (ufFY8)

47 You just wait until Bill Barr takes on Big Tech censorship of conservative voices. He's gonna be on it so hard, like water in the Sahara.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (3b/EV)

48 The woman was reportedly wearing Seahawks gear in an effort to make her look like a player who had access to the hotel.

If she thought she could pass for a pro football player, that must be one big gal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

49 Meep?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

50 Rolling blackouts in Democrat run California while the democratic convention kicks off. How appropriate.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (w6A0l)

51 * Beethoven's 7th newscast theme *

Just got back from the battlefront, grocery shopping in NE Okla.:

Weird German grocery with big "masks-required" signs on the door, est. 60% masks (customers).

Normal local chain, probably 40%. Actual smiles and hellos from strangers.

♪ Little darlin', I feel like ice is slowly melting... ♪

No real pattern (age, wt, style) to masked or not.

We saw three young folks shopping together:
= Tall girl kinda-normal but for her pink crocflops or whatever
= Kinda cute girl with crazy color dyed hair
= A guy so very soiboy I thought at first he was another girl.
They were happy, smiling, no masks. Dang! They' busting' my stereotyping! (Almost wanted to ask them, Trump, Biden, or other? I didn't. Why spoil the moment?)

Reminded me that, before the outbreak of Trump derangement and masque fascism, people like that used to be sort-of admirable for being rebellious liberal free spirits. Sometimes somewhat.

Didn't they?

Hard to remember.
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So... an ONT.

Good evening ONTers (not to be confused with otters, even though ONTers can be surprising).

That pic up top: I'll sit here sipping an adult bev and watch while you walk up there, hokay?

Posted by: mindful webworker
Fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (wKcYr)

52 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

53 I get weak > Circles in the sand.

Not really, just had to throw out another Belinda song.

Posted by: Pilot141 at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (9XHSw)

54 Trump on Katshit:
He was a loser as a Republican, he'll be a loser as a Democrat.

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (J8nVw)

55 so Plains, Trains, and Automobiles with inferior actors, Brillant.

I hope it is directed by the guy that did the Red Dawn remake.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (VQsGS)

56 I'm glad I have actual physical copies of all the important cultural touchstones like Blazing Saddles, Porky's, History of the World Part I, etc. If you care about it and want to continue enjoying and sharing it, physical media is key. Same goes with books. I don't want Jeff Bezos to decide the best way to educate the rubes about the Chinavirus is to stealth-edit my Kindle copy of Camus' "The Plague."

Streaming and e-books are fine for ease of use, but if it's something you actually give a shit about, get a real one.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (+3rQF)

57 43 Why am I even on the leader board ? I rarely comment.
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (zr5Kq)



Apparently that's not true

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (vMCab)

58 John Kasich, still unable to sit down after The Great Ass Beating of 2016.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (XrCyE)

59 So far, PG+E hasn't cut off power to me. Yet. But if they do, grrrr, there'll be hell to pay!

Heck, who am I kidding? I'll just sit impotently with no recourse, a powerless peon in a blue state, watching my ice cream melt.

{Insert frowny face here.}

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (HEEq1)

60 > Choo Choo Motherfuckers!

This should be on the AoSHQ banner. It's who we are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (3H9h1)

61 Apparently Eva Longoria is the emcee for this evening's Dem convention.



Yes, because a celebrity who hasn't had a hit TV show in years is going to bring in viewers and convince people to vote Democrat.



(No, I am not watching. If I was, there would be a great deal of yelling at the TV punctuated with swearing. And I'd be on next week's top posters list.)

Posted by: Vendette at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (/N/PP)

62 So, I take it that mentioning Kamala's f**king Willie Brown to further her career is racist?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

63 https://tinyurl.com/y38fvzgl

I think that I am about to get laid.

I forget , who punches who in the face?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (luzVb)

64 57 43 Why am I even on the leader board ? I rarely comment.
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:12 PM (zr5Kq)


Apparently that's not true
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (vMCab)

Don't listen, runner. He's dead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (XrCyE)

65 Kasich is bat sh*t crazy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (EZebt)

66 58 John Kasich, still unable to sit down after The Great Ass Beating of 2016.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (XrCyE)

The Great Bass Eating of 2017 was a much better event.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

67 Apparently that's not true
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (vMCab)



dude, if 300 lousy comments get you on the board...y'all are not commenting enough.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM (zr5Kq)

68 Any predictions on how many speakers deliver longer speeches than Biden?

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM (vMCab)

69
I wonder if Philadelphia developed a profile (like those criminal profilers in movies and television shows trying to determine who the serial killer might be) from the individuals that perpetrated the shootings, what that might show.

I'm betting generically the criminal shooters:

Are public school products
Did not attend church as a child
Had no father in the home
Had a mother that received government assistance
Had at least two prior criminal arrests
Do not hold full time employment
Fall into certain racial profiles that we can't say
Have access to a gun


Only one of those things will they address.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM (tLkNp)

70
why do we get top commenters on Monday?

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Have the official Iowa Democratic caucus results ever been announced?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (mht8P)

71 62 So, I take it that mentioning Kamala's f**king Willie Brown to further her career is racist?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

Well she's not known for blowin' Steve White

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

72
We saw three young folks shopping together:
= Tall girl kinda-normal but for her pink crocflops or whatever
= Kinda cute girl with crazy color dyed hair
= A guy so very soiboy I thought at first he was another girl.

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What difference does it make what they look like? How do they identify?

Posted by: Undocumented at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (Y08Vx)

73 Plains, Trains, and Automobiles with inferior actors, Brillant.

I hope it is directed by the guy that did the Red Dawn remake.
Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 10:13 PM (VQsGS)

And if you have noticed, all remakes now have to be either women casts or black. It aint a remake if it aint a chosen minority

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (OVEfo)

74 Hey Insom! Another first!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

75
Any predictions on how many speakers deliver longer speeches than Biden?

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM


all of them?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (DUIap)

76 *looks at Insom taking the number 1 spot*

I should have been a lawyer.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (IYHxL)

77 Cutting a player for trying to smuggle a woman into his hotel? Is that IT?

Pretty small beer!

In my day we had more style! Go big or go home.

Posted by: Paul Hornung (mnw) at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (Cssks)

78 I am happy to see the couple from St. Louis that defended their Home is going to speak at the Republican national convention

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 17, 2020 10:17 PM (dKiJG)

79 on't listen, runner. He's dead.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (XrCyE)

Of course. dead people comment here too... for all we know somebody could have been posing as moi, and posting left and right.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:17 PM (zr5Kq)

80 a powerless peon in a blue state, watching my ice cream melt.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM


You know where Nancy lives. SHE won't lose power. She'll keep it for you in one of her many 5-figure freezers

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2020 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

81 Thanks for the marvelous ONT, Mis Hum! That photo up top is magical. Love the tune behind it.

Cindy Bass: Yet another reason I am glad to not live in Philadelphia - or east of the Rockies.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2020 10:17 PM (WFcrO)

82
* Beethoven's 7th newscast theme *

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*polite cough*

9th

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 10:17 PM (mht8P)

83 GnuBreed was that today?!?!

lol oh Lisa Lisa Lisa

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:10 PM (j9HX3)


Nah. It's from a few months back.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2020 10:17 PM (Z4rgH)

84 Kamala Harris: Providing millions of blowjobs to Americans.
Posted by: The Democratic Party focus-grouping new campaign slogans


You're not getting one, The Democratic Party focus-grouping, she only does that little favor for people who can help her out.
Hmmm. Dementia Joe.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

85 Yea, Lewis Hamilton is a great F1 champion but he's dumber than a bag of hammers. It's cute watching him try to act smart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 17, 2020 10:17 PM (cMxuh)

86 Damn, I haven't made the wall of shame in a while.

Shame.


Shame.


Shame.




No, I'm not wearing clothes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (WvQcX)

87 75
Any predictions on how many speakers deliver longer speeches than Biden?

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM

all of them?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (DUIap)



Well doesn't AOC only get like 2 minutes or something?

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (vMCab)

88 It's like being punched in the gut. My heart drops to my stomach when I realize he has tweeted about me again, the president of the United States is calling me names to the entire world. He's demeaning me and my career. It's sickening.

Lisa Page


I forget. Is she the FBI whore?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

89 > Well she's not known for blowin' Steve White

I don't think she's known for blowin' anything "white."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (3H9h1)

90 There are far more roaches than I like here. Also, looks like some kind of viscera are hiding around here too. They try to escape via slithering through the usual routes but I will not allow it. I can see them, and they don't know it yet.

Hey hi everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)

91 No, I'm not wearing clothes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (WvQcX


So ?

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)

92 Was commenting on Alex Salvi's twitter post last night and managed to get called a rayciss. I responded with 'sure thing Tide Pod. Come try that blm stuff at my house and find out all about what castle doctrine is.'

Then i blocked his ass so he couldnt get the last word.

Gonna let him stew for a day or so before i run my weekly tweet delete routine.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM (VcFUs)

93 Well doesn't AOC only get like 2 minutes or something?

One minute. Prerecorded, so she can't go overtime.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

94 F No! Tuesday

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM (JZkes)

95 89 > Well she's not known for blowin' Steve White

I don't think she's known for blowin' anything "white."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (3H9h1)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

96 Friends are expecting 111 degrees tomorrow, near the Sacramento River. A blackout would be most inconvenient.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM (pbStR)

97 7 Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2020 10:03 PM (sgZzZ)

===

So jealous hth do you do that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM (EZebt)

98 Anybody can not wear clothes. Big deal....

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM (zr5Kq)

99 did you guys hear anything about the President saying he is pardoning someone "huge" tomorrow ?

but it's not Flynn or Snowden?

was this just a Twitter rumor?

am curious who you guys think it may be.

also why no hat tip to me on the whole Lisa Page/Andy McCabe thing?

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (j9HX3)

100 why do we get top commenters on Monday?

Yoko Ono has been known to show up for less. Shhh.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (+ya+t)

101 I would like to send a box full of shit to John Kasich for which he can eat. Does he have a postal address ? I understand he has an affection for the postoffice.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (WQZ1O)

102 Good evening Horde. Thanx for the ONT MisHum. Lots of good stuff.

Those nursing home residents look pretty happy. Good on whoever came up with the idea and on the admins who let it happen.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (RfzVr)

103 USA is the biggest exporter of energy and Cali still can't keep the lights on. At least the Indians can say they fought hard but were overrun. We're just gonna simply implode.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (lRrON)

104 74 Hey Insom! Another first!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

Thumbs of fury.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

105 It aint a remake if it aint a chosen minority

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (OVEfo)

Just wait until the "Exodus" remake.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (xT2tT)

106 never made the wall of shame. I can go on some serious posting binges that last days. But then I take a break. If I ever make that list, that would mean things are permanent. I have always been clear that I am on my way to Australia.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (VQsGS)

107 Where do I get my Kamala blow job

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (JZkes)

108 Lisa Page

I forget. Is she the FBI whore?


We didn't pay a thing!

Posted by: FBI at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (pbStR)

109 paskudnik alert

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (zr5Kq)

110 76 *looks at Insom taking the number 1 spot*

I should have been a lawyer.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:16 PM (IYHxL)

Trust me, it's not all that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

111 Aw Hell Naws dems ain't pillows!!

Posted by: Will Smith at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)

112 also why no hat tip to me on the whole Lisa Page/Andy McCabe thing?
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (j9HX3)

BECAUSE I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM MY IMMEDIATE "OMG, THEY WERE THREE-WAYING WITH STRZOK." REACTION.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (XrCyE)

113 The MCATs and even National Board exams only measure test taking ability and predict future test results. Nothing to do with medicine. I was not impressed with "current events" questions in the general knowledge portion that occurred before I was born. I had trouble with all the organ music questions, too. I mostly took wind music courses.

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (sujqA)

114 60 > Choo Choo Motherfuckers!

This should be on the AoSHQ banner. It's who we are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:14 PM (3H9h1)

I will pay a Moron actual cash money for the link to that youtube of the parrot riding the toy train and squaking that out.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (VcFUs)

115 Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (RfzVr)

It is very good to see you!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

116 54 Trump on Katshit:
He was a loser as a Republican, he'll be a loser as a Democrat.

I'll take things to be true for $500 Alex. (and a pooper scooper, please.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (3H9h1)

117 So which one of them was getting spit-roasted?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

118
I forget. Is she the FBI whore?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020

________

"Silence, good people. I am the FBI whore!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (mht8P)

119 why do we get top commenters on Monday?

-------

What is that supposed to mean?

(I normally comment on Wednesdays.)

Posted by: Undocumented at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (Y08Vx)

120 Dolores Umbridge Klobuchar is babbling now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (ufFY8)

121 I forget. Is she the FBI whore?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)


She brought enough gum for the entire 7th floor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2020 10:23 PM (Z4rgH)

122
I forget. Is she the FBI whore?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Lying DoJ where, technically

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2020 10:23 PM (JZkes)

123 Just wait until the "Exodus" remake.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (xT2tT)


Is that the one with the all lesbian cast and Leslie Jones as Moses?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 17, 2020 10:23 PM (GrCRm)

124 Great ONT MisHum and I love the pic up top.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at August 17, 2020 10:23 PM (377Zs)

125 107
Where do I get my Kamala blow job

Back of the line pal. Try the Page line. Teeth.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 10:23 PM (+ya+t)

126 How are they doing this Dem convention?

Is it just a zoom call and they are playing videos?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 10:23 PM (WvQcX)

127 What is that supposed to mean?

(I normally comment on Wednesdays.)
Posted by: Undocumented at August 17, 2020 10:22 PM (Y08Vx)

I barely comment at all...

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:23 PM (zr5Kq)

128 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

Bro, you get to post more than I do. ON AOS IT CLEARLY IS ALL THAT.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (IYHxL)

129 did you guys hear anything about the President saying he is pardoning someone "huge" tomorrow ?

but it's not Flynn or Snowden?

am curious who you guys think it may be.




I'm thinking the President has located Corn Pop, and is bringing on the campaign trail with him.

He was a bad dude.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (tLkNp)

130 Doc, it hurts when I do this.

Posted by: Tantric Miklos at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

131 102 Good evening Horde. Thanx for the ONT MisHum. Lots of good stuff.

Those nursing home residents look pretty happy. Good on whoever came up with the idea and on the admins who let it happen.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (RfzVr)

Hey! We've been worried about you. Everyone in your house, too, as a matter of fact. How you doing? They figure out what was going on?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

132 Ha, Twitter suspended @CBP - which is Customs & Border Patrol. They're just itchin' for a fight.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (vOGqy)

133 Interesting day back at school for indoctrination.

You know those two meetings with the County Commissioners I testified at?

The school lied about the conclusion. Said they did NOT opt out of mandatory masks, but they did.

Talked toe the Superintendent about that. Then the head of the School Board came over.

After some tense discussion, I asked her if there was a peer-reviewed double blind study on the effectiveness of masks? She said no.

I said, without that your mask requirements, are not science, but superstition. She has the totally power to impose what she has done. We had it out. I have common sense reasons to not always comply.

We shall see if I am fired. I'm in good with my neighbor School Board member, and OK with another. But not the head School Board member with her 5 year plans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

134
Good evening, all.

Are you ready for the evening's unintentional humor?

The DNC is saying they've got Christine Whitman and John Kasich at their convention because they want to reach out to "the secret Biden supporter."

I kid you not. It's the Republican who's afraid they'll be harassed if they publicly reveal they're not for Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (G51Gf)

135 If Tantra isn't about a sex technique then why the hell would I waste my time on it? I'm a very busy girl with no time for non-sexual frivolities!

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (lRrON)

136 Doc, it hurts when I do this.
Posted by: Tantric Miklos at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

leave your chakra alone

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)

137 129 did you guys hear anything about the President saying he is pardoning someone "huge" tomorrow ?

Tank Abrams

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (Rvt88)

138 >>>Where do I get my Kamala blow job?

At the glory hole, same as in town.

Posted by: Willie B at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (l3+k2)

139 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=4vTv5pEzovc


Pay up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (3H9h1)

140 99
did you guys hear anything about the President saying he is pardoning someone "huge" tomorrow ?



but it's not Flynn or Snowden?



was this just a Twitter rumor?



am curious who you guys think it may be.



also why no hat tip to me on the whole Lisa Page/Andy McCabe thing?

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (j9HX3)


-------------------------------

My money is on Steve Stockman. AT ran a piece on him today and how bad he has it in the hoosegow.

https://tinyurl.com/yyk635jq


Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (+3rQF)

141 cfo mom

Are you OK? You never answered my emails, and we were all worried.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

142 Kasich


Postman's son.


Current postman controversy.


Kasich at the Dem convention.


Weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (WvQcX)

143 Ahhh, never mind.... wrong link, my bad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:26 PM (3H9h1)

144 osted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (RfzVr)

Hey! GREAT to "see" you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 10:26 PM (beXqm)

145 I heard on Thursday, The democrats will announce who won the Iowa caucus, and then have a presentation about how we should just shut up and do what they say about mail in voting.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 17, 2020 10:26 PM (Wm5SB)

146 The ONT Musical Interlude

What a stupid video. I would have just kept the camera on Belinda Carlisle and pocketed the rest of the money.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2020 10:26 PM (vOGqy)

147 Speaking of Will Smith, the guy is pretty darn lucky. His latest Bad Boys movie did well and came out this year. If the plan was to released it a few months later, would it even have been released?

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 10:27 PM (VQsGS)

148 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

.....

Good luck Salty.

And thanks for speaking up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2020 10:27 PM (tLkNp)

149 145 I heard on Thursday, The democrats will announce who won the Iowa caucus, and then have a presentation about how we should just shut up and do what they say about mail in voting.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 17, 2020 10:26 PM (Wm5SB)

No need to even fill out a ballot, the local party folks will do that for you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

150 why do we get top commenters on Monday?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar


The data had to be run on the mainframe.

Posted by: Miklos, punch card drunk at August 17, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

151
I couldn't post on the thread about Kim Klacik, so late to the party, but...

An interesting semantic note. She says "the Democrat party." A "Democrat city," etc.

The Democrats hate that. DemocratIC, they always say. IC.

And for further confirmation that the tech giants are the propaganda arm of the DNC, google "the Democrat party" and see what happens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 10:27 PM (G51Gf)

152 zombie, if you lose power, I volunteer to come help you eat the ice cream before it melts. I like to be helpful.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:27 PM (RfzVr)

153 It's nice having friends in high places.
Thanks!

Posted by: I am not named Garth at August 17, 2020 10:28 PM (uxUoN)

154 I bet the whole "Top Gun" franchise is shitting the bed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:28 PM (3H9h1)

155 130
Doc, it hurts when I do this.

Posted by: Tantric Miklos at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

-------------------------------------------------

*prepares rubber chicken for deployment



Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 17, 2020 10:28 PM (+3rQF)

156 142 Kasich at the Dem convention.
Weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (WvQcX)


He's come home at last. It's heartwarming. I hope he releases a video of him frolicking in a huge warehouse of fraudulent ballots. Then trying to deliver them and getting rejected.

Preferably with the line "Nobody wants your fraud here, Johnnie."

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2020 10:28 PM (dOV9E)

157 152 zombie, if you lose power, I volunteer to come help you eat the ice cream before it melts. I like to be helpful.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:27 PM (RfzVr



The horde is always so kind!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 10:29 PM (WvQcX)

158 Pay up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:25 PM (3H9h1)

But that trolly car at the green light...whoot whoot.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 10:29 PM (VcFUs)

159 How many mail boxes is Trump removing?


Cause Biden and Obama removed 14,000

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:29 PM (vMCab)

160 15 Tomorrow is the centennial of one of the most disastrous amendments to the US Constitution.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

16th, 17th, ot 19th?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 10:29 PM (qyH+l)

161 We shall see if I am fired. I'm in good with my neighbor School Board member, and OK with another. But not the head School Board member with her 5 year plans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)


I'm proud of the way you fight, Salty Dog.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

162 Godspeed Salty

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2020 10:29 PM (EZebt)

163
I read elsewhere that Big Mike's DNC speech was recorded a week ago.

Unlike The Senile One, on one take without editing.

So there's that, anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 10:30 PM (sy5kK)

164 I bet the whole "Top Gun" franchise is shitting the bed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:28 PM (3H9h1)

they keep pushing it back. I guess they are adamant that is must be seen in a theater.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 10:30 PM (VQsGS)

165 Everyone of the so called republicans speaking with the commies was agin PDT last time

Wonder when miss Romney is speaking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 10:30 PM (OVEfo)

166 The Belinda song is one of the few I have in my music folder.
I had the album at one time. Circle in the Sand is also a good song.

Posted by: What did I do with that casette? at August 17, 2020 10:30 PM (uxUoN)

167 Salty you are the man. Way to fight.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:30 PM (IYHxL)

168 165 Everyone of the so called republicans speaking with the commies was agin PDT last time

Wonder when miss Romney is speaking
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2020 10:30 PM (OVEfo)

Too much John Huntsman dick in his mouth?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

169
Newsom went on teevee today and acted angry, shocked, and apologetic over the power outages. He seems to be looking for a low-level contractor in Cincinnati.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (G51Gf)

170 That Smith-Hart remake of the John Hughes film is reportedly to be titled "Choo-Chooz, Flyaz, an Lo Ridaz".

But take heart: they'll never do a black cast remake of Home Alone. Too close to the truth for 7 out of 10 black kids.

Posted by: Fringe at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (vx54i)

171 NaCly, I haven't even checked my email since I got out of the hospital. Gross motor skills are pretty good. Can get around without a walker unless I go out. Fine motor skills, not so much. Hard to write or type, and navigate my mouse but I can still read perfectly well so at least I can kinda keep up with AoS and events.

Am getting better slowly. Thank you all for your prayers.


Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (RfzVr)

172 You the man, NaCly!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

173

In Honor of the DNC - a limerick

An eager young Democrat named Bacchus
At the national convention so raucous
Alas he's bereft
Since there isn't much left
Just vultures picking over the caucus

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (Fc5rx)

174 Kasich at the Dem convention.

It's the food. He'll be at the Republican convention too.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (+ya+t)

175 Tom Pelissero of NFL Network reports that the Seahawks cut Siverand after he was caught on video trying to sneak a female visitor into the team hotel. The woman was reportedly wearing Seahawks gear in an effort to make her look like a player who had access to the hotel.

-
He wanted her to go down and out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)

176 Interesting day back at school for indoctrination.

You know those two meetings with the County Commissioners I testified at?

The school lied about the conclusion. Said they did NOT opt out of mandatory masks, but they did.

Talked toe the Superintendent about that. Then the head of the School Board came over.

After some tense discussion, I asked her if there was a peer-reviewed double blind study on the effectiveness of masks? She said no.

I said, without that your mask requirements, are not science, but superstition. She has the totally power to impose what she has done. We had it out. I have common sense reasons to not always comply.

We shall see if I am fired. I'm in good with my neighbor School Board member, and OK with another. But not the head School Board member with her 5 year plans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

My older boys went to school today with the masks on and a few other precautions, it all seems very arbitrary.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (D/SYi)

177 75
Any predictions on how many speakers deliver longer speeches than Biden?

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM

all of them?
Posted by: AltonJackson


They're going to let him speak? Shouldn't they have Kamala stand in for him?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

178 Can we get a do-over on the VP thing? This chick's hair smells like my underwear and the wacky tabacky.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E)

179 33 Ah... the Philadelphia City Council - endless amusement and idiocy!

I'm so very proud of my city.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:09 PM (j9HX3)

Watch them try another attempt to go around the Pennsy state pre-emption statute.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (qyH+l)

180 The Joe and Ho Show is in full Swing......... Joe may not Blow It but Cumala will.............

Posted by: James at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (qM84C)

181 164
I bet the whole "Top Gun" franchise is shitting the bed.



Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:28 PM (3H9h1)

they keep pushing it back. I guess they are adamant that is must be seen in a theater.


annoying. bits of it were filmed here; had to dodge the film trucks for weeks.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (kf5Ci)

182 I forget. Is she the FBI whore?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
* * * *

Yeah, that's her. Not sure if it would be FBI attorney whore, or FBI whore attorney.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (WFcrO)

183 Am getting better slowly. Thank you all for your prayers.


Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:31 PM (RfzVr)

Based on what you described we were concerned about carbon monoxide poisoning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

184 175 Tom Pelissero of NFL Network reports that the Seahawks cut Siverand after he was caught on video trying to sneak a female visitor into the team hotel. The woman was reportedly wearing Seahawks gear in an effort to make her look like a player who had access to the hotel.

-
He wanted her to go down and out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Perhaps she was the big, tight end.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (Rvt88)

185 " ...
I'm betting generically the criminal shooters:

Are public school products
Did not attend church as a child
Had no father in the home
Had a mother that received government assistance
Had at least two prior criminal arrests
Do not hold full time employment
Fall into certain racial profiles that we can't say
Have access to a gun


Only one of those things will they address.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2020 10:15 PM (tLkNp) "



All the others result from intentional policy decisions by the demonrats who own and operate their hellholes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 17, 2020 10:33 PM (vMGcs)

186 I may be in California, but I'm sure they won't cut off my pow----^(*^*!(no signal)

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2020 10:33 PM (dOV9E)

187 77 Cutting a player for trying to smuggle a woman into his hotel? Is that IT?

Pretty small beer!

In my day we had more style! Go big or go home.
Posted by: Paul Hornung (mnw)


I didn't realize they weren't allowed to have sex. Better keep Kamala away from them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

188 Newsom went on teevee today and acted angry, shocked, and apologetic over the power outages.

Yeah, because that will fix Ohm's Law.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:33 PM (XrCyE)

189 184 175 Tom Pelissero of NFL Network reports that the Seahawks cut Siverand after he was caught on video trying to sneak a female visitor into the team hotel. The woman was reportedly wearing Seahawks gear in an effort to make her look like a player who had access to the hotel.

-
He wanted her to go down and out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Perhaps she was the big, tight end.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (Rvt8

Sportsball groupie? More like a wide receiver.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

190 Doc, it hurts when I do this.

Posted by: Tantric Miklos at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)


Well then, don't do that.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (GrCRm)

191 166 The Belinda song is one of the few I have in my music folder.
I had the album at one time. Circle in the Sand is also a good song.
Posted by: What did I do with that casette? at August 17, 2020 10:30 PM (uxUoN)


Mad About You is a good song too. At least, I assume it is. I should turn up the volume on the video sometime.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)

192 cfo mom

Thank you for the update. I am relieved you are here. Prayers will continue to ascend.

♪ Let the good times roll! ♬.

🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

193 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

Whole new meaning to going deep or splitting the uprights.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (IYHxL)

194 Newsom went on teevee today and acted angry, shocked, and apologetic over the power outages. He seems to be looking for a low-level contractor in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's so awkward when reality hits you in the face.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (+y/Ru)

195 Steve Berberich, the chief executive of the California Independent System Operator (California ISO), told ISO's board that energy demand is exceeding supply and could result in "millions" of Californians without power on Monday and Tuesday.

It's going to put a damper on Newsom's usual "California is better than all you other states" speech at the DNC this week.

This has been one of the most predicted crises in history.

California has been happily closing nuclear and fossil power plants, and has been "replacing" that power with wind and (especially) solar. Since California is run by environmentalists, installing natural gas plants to back the wind and solar up is forbidden.

Two slight problems with this cunning plan:

1) The wind doesn't blow when it's really hot, so all the wind farms are useless in heat waves.

2) Solar does great in a heat wave - until the sun sets. Unfortunately, on a hot day, electrical demand doesn't start really falling off until several hours after sunset. So, you need to find a whole lot of power quickly when the sun sets.

What California has been relying on are the Pacific Northwest dams ramping up when the sun sets.

However, there are two problems with that:

1) When the heat wave is West Coast-wide (like now), the Northwest doesn't have a lot of power to sell.

2) Longer-term, the environmentalists have convinced Oregon and Washington to adopt renewable energy requirements similar to California's, so over time, a larger and larger share of the Northwest dams are going to have to back up Northwest wind and solar, leaving less and less power for California.

Berberich is retiring at the end of September - I'm sure he's glad to get out of there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

196
My power was cut on Saturday evening. I've gotten a text message and a robocall since then that it may happen again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (G51Gf)

197 190 Doc, it hurts when I do this.

Posted by: Tantric Miklos at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)


Well then, don't do that.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (GrCRm)

That'll be $186.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

198 Pffft. That Seahawks guy is an amateur.

Don Sutton once had a five course meal WITH WINE delivered to himself in the bullpen at Dodger Stadium.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (XrCyE)

199 Insomniac, neuropathy caused by???? They are just sure no stroke, no Guillan-Barre. Huge deficiency of B vitamins, iron, folic acid. On mega doses.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (RfzVr)

200 The old asshole commie is babbling now.
climate change....fuck you Bernie....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2020 10:36 PM (ufFY8)

201 Tom Pelissero of NFL Network reports that the
Seahawks cut Siverand after he was caught on video trying to sneak a
female visitor into the team hotel. The woman was reportedly wearing
Seahawks gear in an effort to make her look like a player who had access
to the hotel.



-

He wanted her to go down and out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Perhaps she was the big, tight end.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (Rvt8

you cut someone for that? Sounds like hijinks to me. The guys that made North Dallas Forty would understand.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 10:36 PM (VQsGS)

202 He wanted her to go down and out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Perhaps she was the big, tight end.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2020 10:32 PM (Rvt8


Deep threat, or is that throat, receiver.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at August 17, 2020 10:36 PM (377Zs)

203 193 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

Whole new meaning to going deep or splitting the uprights.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:34 PM (IYHxL)


Obviously not a place kicker for the Vikequeens.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

204 Most, if not all of the Top Gun 2 (or whatever they're calling it) footage has already been shot. There's nothing left to do but release it.

Sure, they can do some more SF/X or some such shit, but it's in the can. Cruise will either lose a bunch of $$ or not... IDK. Interesting that it's being held in the "hope" people will flock to a theater. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:36 PM (3H9h1)

205 199 Insomniac, neuropathy caused by???? They are just sure no stroke, no Guillan-Barre. Huge deficiency of B vitamins, iron, folic acid. On mega doses.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (RfzVr)

Great googly moogly. Whatever it is, glad you're on the mend!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

206 Insom,
Please remember, it wasn't six months ago when you were begging to be in a place where you were complaining about your job.
You've accomplished a lot since then.
Please be grateful.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (U2p+3)

207 90 There are far more roaches than I like here. Also, looks like some kind of viscera are hiding around here too. They try to escape via slithering through the usual routes but I will not allow it. I can see them, and they don't know it yet.

That is not a nice way to talk about the democrat convention. It's true, but it's not nice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

208 So jealous hth do you do that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM




1. Copy the letters. (Using Go Ogle Translate works.)
2. Run them in the charset.org HTML Special Character Converter to obtain the html code: https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters
3. Paste into a text editor and delete all the semicolons. (I use Sticky Notes.)
4. Add plain-text punctuation (With right-to-left script, the html punctuation ends up being put on the right.) and your html formatting -- I used the 'bold' tags because Hebrew in normal font is...unimpressive.
5. Disable javascript in your browser.
6. Copy from your text editor, paste and post!

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (sgZzZ)

209 The Dems have truly been putting out some quality failure theatre this year. Light foot, Newsom, Whitmer. They are all vying for the Failure Oscar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (WvQcX)

210 So glad you are getting better, CFOmom.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

211 Here I am
Gettin' rode again
There I am
She's all the rage
Here she goes
Fuckin' Strozk again
There she goes
Pass the Page

Posted by: Andy McCabe at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (fAcn5)

212 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

I'm barely over 1998.

Damn you MisHum.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (IYHxL)

213 Maybe Bernie can start the ball rolling by donating a few houses.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 10:38 PM (+ya+t)

214 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
* * * *

Tough situation. Prayers up for you, and praying that things go your way!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2020 10:38 PM (WFcrO)

215 If only John McCain were alive to be there tonight.

When does Mitt go on?

Posted by: Auspex at August 17, 2020 10:38 PM (uvUaL)

216 212 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

I'm barely over 1998.

Damn you MisHum.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (IYHxL)

I love you too.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

217 > When does Mitt go on?

Right after Catshit unzips his fly?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 10:39 PM (3H9h1)

218 108 Lisa Page

I forget. Is she the FBI whore?

We didn't pay a thing!

Posted by: FBI


So, not a whore, just a common, ordinary slut.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

219 Huge deficiency of B vitamins, iron, folic acid. On mega doses.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (RfzVr)

are they checking fir the cause of the deficiency?
Eat lots of beef! and even liver if you can

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:40 PM (J8nVw)

220 Top 10 commenters:
1 [561 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo' [78.74 posts/day]



Need I point our his unfair advantage?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (yQpMk)

221 Stanford University will remove admissions test requirements for the upcoming school year in response to COVID-19.


In a related story, fighter pilots will remove flight school completion for upcoming pilots.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (luzVb)

222 >Speaking of Will Smith, the guy is pretty darn lucky.

Except for that part where some other dude boned his wife, and then he had to hash it out with her on her own talk show or whatever.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (L106N)

223 Thanks for the ONT.

Bernie always sounds to me like he is about to launch into a comedy routine- but everything he says is horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (cI3Q7)

224 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

Well, I guess that helps. Sorta.

The midwest Buffalo Bills minus the never to be broken 4 losses in a SB in a row.

At least I got the Gophers!........oh wait that's right the fucking B1G decided to cancel the season while the commissioners son plays in another conference and the dad says fuck all about it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (IYHxL)

225 Is Bernie going to burst into flame for lying so much?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (qyH+l)

226 Got lots to prepare.

I'm not really worried. I had a talk on this and other topics with a friend today.

I told him that the school job is for relaxation. My wife wants me to stay home. She still has a long chore list. So I kinda have FU money.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

227 Eat lots of beef! and even liver if you can
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 10:40 PM (J8nVw)

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

228 Bernie always sounds to me like he is about to launch into a comedy routine- but everything he says is horrifying.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (cI3Q7)

I am always hearing Larry David when he speaks.
Same accent.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2020 10:42 PM (ufFY8)

229 Schlichter has outdone himself. Oldfinger. That is beyond hilarious.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 17, 2020 10:42 PM (LTE51)

230 112 also why no hat tip to me on the whole Lisa Page/Andy McCabe thing?
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (j9HX3)

BECAUSE I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM MY IMMEDIATE "OMG, THEY WERE THREE-WAYING WITH STRZOK." REACTION.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Ya know, as a taxpayer I kinda resent government employees doing that shit on my dime.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

231 Nurse! Less than 2 weeks til we meet!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

232 Cfo mom!!

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2020 10:42 PM (sgZzZ)

233 LOL, QAnon outed as a LARPer.
And as a plagiarist. Say hello to Sundance :
twitter.com/cashmoneyglock/status/1294984596388368384

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (ykYG2)

234 222 >Speaking of Will Smith, the guy is pretty darn lucky.

Except for that part where some other dude boned his wife, and then he had to hash it out with her on her own talk show or whatever.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (L106N)

He probably could've had her disappeared.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

235 222 >Speaking of Will Smith, the guy is pretty darn lucky.

Except for that part where some other dude boned his wife, and then he had to hash it out with her on her own talk show or whatever.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (L106N)

Who the fuck would do that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (cI3Q7)

236 If Katie Katro would just enlarge those breasts one more cup size she'd be there.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (/jZjK)

237 Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (L106N)

That's why you don't have an open marriage.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (IYHxL)

238 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (IYHxL)

The NFL can pound sand.
The Big 14 as well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

239 112 also why no hat tip to me on the whole Lisa Page/Andy McCabe thing?
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (j9HX3)

BECAUSE I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM MY IMMEDIATE "OMG, THEY WERE THREE-WAYING WITH STRZOK." REACTION.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


I mean, it's almost like they have no respect for those of us who are paying their fu**ing salaries. And when I say "fu**ing salaries", I mean that literally.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

240 Need I point our his unfair advantage?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (yQpMk)


Dude sleeps around the clock. From where i sit, on my ass, that's a pretty big handicap. We should give him 200 posts just to offset it.

Everyone wins a trophy here at AoS HQ.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (VcFUs)

241 I am always hearing Larry David when he speaks.
Same accent.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2020 10:42 PM (ufFY

Most likely it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (cI3Q7)

242 Was that wrong?

Posted by: Lisa Costanza at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (l3+k2)

243 Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (RfzVr)


I have chronic issues with B12 deficiencies. Please take care of yourself!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 10:44 PM (beXqm)

244 Bernie Three Houses is up now talking about green energy. How's that working out for Commiefornia?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 10:44 PM (+y/Ru)

245 Don Sutton once had a five course meal WITH WINE delivered to himself in the bullpen at Dodger Stadium.

When Sandy Koufax was at his peak, the Dodgers' bullpen got in the habit of going out carousing the night before one of Koufax's starts - after all, they knew that they wouldn't be needed the next day.

Well, Koufax had a bad day, and was getting shelled early in the game. Walter Alston, the manager, went out to the mound, and asked Koufax: "Are you feeling OK?"

Koufax replied: "Better than anyone you have in the bullpen."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 10:45 PM (I2/tG)

246 Ladyl!
I'm so excited! But, please. I'm far below expectations.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 10:45 PM (U2p+3)

247 236 If Katie Katro would just enlarge those breasts one more cup size she'd be there.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (/jZjK)

Checking out some pictures readily available, sfw, on this here internet. Hmmm. I think that might be gilding the lily.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:45 PM (cI3Q7)

248 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be in a climate controlled room, not sweltering in a puddle of melted ice cream in California.

And if you are in California, party is at zombies place. That manse is only the most secret destination in the entire state. You have to know early how to get there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2020 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

249 Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of extension cords!

Posted by: klaftern at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (RuIsu)

250 CFOMOM HOW ARE YOU?!!!
Very glad to see you!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (w6A0l)

251 Here I am
Gettin' rode again
There I am
She's all the rage
Here she goes
Fuckin' Strozk again
There she goes
Pass the Page
Posted by: Andy McCabe at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (fAcn5)

Beautiful

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (D/SYi)

252 Ya know, as a taxpayer I kinda resent government employees doing that shit on my dime.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:42 PM (+lVUW)


Fixt.

Amended to exclude military and police

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (VcFUs)

253 Michael Obama is on now.
What a dick.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (ufFY8)

254 249 Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of extension cords!
Posted by: klaftern at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (RuIsu)

Catch me up. What do you need them for?

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (Y0bLv)

255 Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2020 10:41 PM (L106N)

They both bat for their own side as well as each others, so I assume the talk show incident was just for publicity.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (beXqm)

256 Did the big 10 cancel? If they didn't my local sports team can go 2-10 again this year.

Yay!

Posted by: I still wont watch at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (uxUoN)

257 Oh nurse.

So am I.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

258 Bernie Three Houses is up now talking about green energy. How's that working out for Commiefornia?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2020 10:44 PM (+y/Ru)


Here's how, an actual email I just received:

This is SDG&E with an important message. Due to excessive heat and high energy demand, the California Independent System Operator, which manages the state's power grid, may require SDG&E to initiate rolling power outages today or in the coming days that would impact your home or business for about 60 minutes. Please be prepared with your emergency plan. We'll provide more information as it becomes available through local news outlets, our social channels and on sdge.com. Thank you in advance for your patience .

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 17, 2020 10:47 PM (AiZBA)

259 creprote update: I was able to get to command prompt using F5 boot. My filesystem is intact, so at least I didn't get ransomwared. Stlll working on getting the GUI up.

creprote is a five-year-old malware. The _only_ thing I was doing when the infection hit was browsing AoSHQ, so it looks to me like drive-by web malware delivery.
To Windows haters out there: all I can say is I have never, ever had a problem with Win 10 before, and I have several critical Win apps which have no Linux port. I've got three Win 10 machines, and four Linux machines, and am at home in both worlds. I developed Linux apps before I retired four years ago. So my position on the OS wars is: BOTH.

I do recommend that you all make sure you have current backups (disk or cloud) in case something like this happens to you. And take the time to do a Windows Defender full scan, and a WD offline scan.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2020 10:47 PM (qpX6U)

260

Geez.

If you wonder what a Chinese Communist Party would look like when they chose to take charge of America, just watch the Democrat National Convention.

Except it isn't in Mandarin. That's how you can tell.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 10:47 PM (sy5kK)

261 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

Seems Imma have alot of free time on my hands this fall and winter.

NFL can blow me, but I'm not gonna lie, it'll be hard not to watch. That said my enthusiasm TO watch is muted.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:47 PM (IYHxL)

262 Oh, now Mike loves the country.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 10:47 PM (+ya+t)

263 Pretty sure Biden won't be allowed to speak at all when Kamal Toe is around due to white privilege and listening to voices of color and allies and all that bullshit. It'd be racist of him to speak when a woman of color is present.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 17, 2020 10:48 PM (lRrON)

264 What was the champion high commenter stat?

We used to have gnarly threads that exceeded 3000 posts apiece in the elder days. Granted, those were the glue-sniffing, toad-licking late night raves of old.

And these days Ace and the COBs fabreze up the joint with fresh threads pretty regularly.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 10:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

265 Oh, now Mike loves the country.

First time?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 10:48 PM (luzVb)

266 Extension cords to power CA. I may have fallen asleep for a while.

Posted by: klaftern at August 17, 2020 10:48 PM (RuIsu)

267 So, not a whore, just a common, ordinary slut.


Slatter, crumpet, trollop

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

268 Night NaCLy Dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (cI3Q7)

269 I mean, it's almost like they have no respect for those of us who are paying their fu**ing salaries.

I loved it when Page tried to block the release of her text messages, claiming that they were "personal".

Hey, b*tch - those text messages were from one government phone to a second government phone. The taxpayers paid for those phones.

You want privacy, use your own damn personal phone.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (I2/tG)

270
RUFKM? Michelle Obama comes on looking as sad and mad as if it was 2008.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (G51Gf)

271 264 What was the champion high commenter stat?

We used to have gnarly threads that exceeded 3000 posts apiece in the elder days. Granted, those were the glue-sniffing, toad-licking late night raves of old.

And these days Ace and the COBs fabreze up the joint with fresh threads pretty regularly.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 10:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

Ether Sven or Anna Puma held the record. Over 1,000. I've never even gotten close to that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

272 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://tinyurl.com/y46dj9ja

https://tinyurl.com/yyhs2xn9

https://tinyurl.com/y2x7j9lm

https://tinyurl.com/yxm5wcds

https://tinyurl.com/yy3x8mfv

Posted by: kbdabear at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

273 Mike's wig looks expensive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 10:50 PM (WvQcX)

274
I can't believe it. Michelle is yelling at Democrats. Pursing her lips. Gonna burst into tears of anger.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 10:50 PM (G51Gf)

275 Belinda Carlisle and the late Pat DiNizio did a duet of a song called Blue Period. Nice, kind of jazzy.

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 17, 2020 10:50 PM (PRQQv)

276 >>>>Seems Imma have alot of free time on my hands this fall and winter.


Take those youngsters fishing and/or hunting. MN is blessed with plenty of areas for that.

I'll miss college ball. But life goes on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

277 Michael Obama is on now.
What a dick.

No shit...

Posted by: Barack Hussain Obama at August 17, 2020 10:50 PM (3H9h1)

278 Compound content comments
______

Mystery click - good song. Always funny to watch rockers really trying to lip-synch their hits. Cable-free guitars in the 1960s! Organist wasn't playing along.
______

Tantra

Don't know who that is or what it's about and didn't click through to find out, but I will respond anyway, because, Moron:

Tantra isn't about a sex technique.

Yes it is. Well, not a technique so much, but sex, yeah.
______

Unnecessary remakes: Will Smith and Kevin Hart? Not sure who Hart is, but can you imagine anyone in the motel room scene besides John Candy and Steve Martin. And Will Smith??? um... Kinda liked him in MiB.
______

People have become so weak-minded and pathetic you have to run a disclaimer before Blazing Saddles. Credit due, okay, they're running it, but, really? Will they bleep out the 'n-word'? By which I mean "ni__er"? (Will Pixy allow that word?)
______

Suing for streaming services. Hahahahahaha choke ahahahaa gasp hahahhaah. Talk about unclear on the concept. Even without VPN my cell hotspot account places me in Dallas. Where I'm not.
______

Top ten commenters add up to just over 4100 comments. whew. Insom "wins" - sigh.
______

Bottom pic:

If you're ugly with pretty eyes, this is your moment...

...because tomorrow, goggles are required.
_____

My content dissection duties done, I plunge into the comments. TALLY-hohoho

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (wKcYr)

279 267 So, not a whore, just a common, ordinary slut.


Slattern, crumpet, trollop
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

280 This is SDGE with an important message. Due to excessive heat and
high energy demand, the California Independent System Operator, which
manages the state's power grid, may require SDGE to initiate
rolling power outages today or in the coming days that would impact your
home or business for about 60 minutes. Please be prepared with your
emergency plan.



So the people locked into their homes for months on end are now reducing their thermostat for comfort and using more electricity and now he is cutting off their electricity.


Any bets on whether the Newsome residence and businesses will remain powered throughout the blackout periods?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (luzVb)

281 More Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://tinyurl.com/y64uonyo

https://tinyurl.com/y2r9lk9o

https://tinyurl.com/y3pt3mff

https://tinyurl.com/y6nxzvs6

https://tinyurl.com/yy9klmpe

Posted by: kbdabear at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (qAR6u)

282 And these days Ace and the COBs fabreze up the joint with fresh threads pretty regularly.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 10:48 PM (Dc2NZ)


You say the nicest things

See comment#2

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

283 Note to Self.

Self...do NOT see any doctor from Stanford.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (axyOa)

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)

285 Whatever happened to Sven?

And is Tango9 still alive?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

286 Pretty sure Biden won't be allowed to speak at all

Bets that his convention speech will be prerecorded, so they can do multiple takes, and splice together portions of the good ones?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)

287 You forgot Jezebel.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (Y0bLv)

288 Hey hi everyone.
Posted by: Beckoning Chasm at August 17, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)



You channeling William S Burroughs again?

pro-tip: don't do the William Tell game again.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)

289 I've been saying this for months, as one who is not a member of Ace's Club for the sexually elite, this whole mask thing is a boon.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (nQa/k)

290 > Our Lips Are Sealed

I never believed that they were virgins. How about you guys?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (unn44)

291 285 Whatever happened to Sven?


I think he comments on Instapundit? Or was that a dream?

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (j9HX3)

292 Ether Sven or Anna Puma held the record. Over 1,000. I've never even gotten close to that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

I boarded a couple times simply because we had a run on thread such as 'Bring up Predator', 'My dinner with Predator', 'Three Men and a Little Predator.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (cI3Q7)

293 Seems Imma have alot of free time on my hands this fall and winter.

NFL can blow me, but I'm not gonna lie, it'll be hard not to watch. That said my enthusiasm TO watch is muted.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:47 PM (IYHxL)


if you're gonna need a sports fix. get it here. check oit the images of the womens curling team...
https://www.olimpijski.pl/





Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (VcFUs)

294 Any bets on whether the Newsome residence and businesses will remain powered throughout the blackout periods?

That's what generators are for, silly!

Posted by: The California Ruling Class! at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (I2/tG)

295 Because............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


It's really generous of you, but I really don't see the necessity of your going into such long-winded and technical explanations.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (wKcYr)

296 IS there some sort of Dem jamboree going on? To what are you guys referring?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

297
Michelle is so desperate and furious that Democrats can rightly ask "then why tf aren't you running?!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (G51Gf)

298 God bless you kbdabear

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (IYHxL)

299 279 267 So, not a whore, just a common, ordinary slut.


Slattern, crumpet, trollop
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

Harlot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

300 Really good Go Gos doc playing on Showtime. They should be in the Rock n Roll HOF.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (2DOZq)

301 LOL, QAnon outed as a LARPer.
And as a plagiarist. Say hello to Sundance :
twitter.com/cashmoneyglock/status/1294984596388368384

Hmmm....

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (D/SYi)

302 So, not a whore, just a common, ordinary slut.





Slattern, crumpet, trollop

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)



Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Mattress back, skank, sperm repository..

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (RZvsU)

303 I boarded a couple times simply because we had a run on thread such as 'Bring up Predator', 'My dinner with Predator', 'Three Men and a Little Predator.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (cI3Q7)

Oh the movie title riffs. We could go forever with those.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

304 I really appreciate the running commentary on the Democrat convention, Guys. I don't have the stomach for it.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (Y0bLv)

305 Mike should finish with a twirl, crotch grab and moonwalk exit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (luzVb)

306 Slattern, crumpet, trollop
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

Harlot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

Strumpet. Loose Woman. Soiled Dove.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)

307 BeckoningChasm,
I. Am so proud of you.


Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (U2p+3)

308 145 I heard on Thursday, The democrats will announce who won the Iowa caucus, and then have a presentation about how we should just shut up and do what they say about mail in voting.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls


Detroit. That's my response to mail in voting. Of course, they always seem to have problems getting their machines to operate, so I guess it doesn't make much difference.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

309 Sporting Gal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (cI3Q7)

310 Hey, they spelled "you're" correctly!
Posted by: Insomniac


I noted that as well.

Weirdly, sometimes I have to think twice, is that right? when it is right. Because, typos and spellf*ckers dominate.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (wKcYr)

311 307 Slattern, crumpet, trollop
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

Harlot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

Strumpet. Loose Woman. Soiled Dove.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)

Tart.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

312 > Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:20 PM (RfzVr)

> It is very good to see you!

Yes! Everyone was worried. Glad to see you back.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 10:57 PM (unn44)

313 round-heel, mattress-back

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 17, 2020 10:57 PM (luzVb)

314 We can still throw insults like Fuck the Packers, even though there's no NFL right?

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 10:57 PM (+ya+t)

315 Roundheels

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 10:57 PM (Fc5rx)

316 I wonder how many blowjobs Kamal Toe owes "Michelle" Obama for the VP gig.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 17, 2020 10:57 PM (lRrON)

317 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

floosy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

318
285 Whatever happened to Sven?





I think he comments on Instapundit? Or was that a dream?


Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 17, 2020 10:53 PM (j9HX3)

Not a dream.

Posted by: Vendette at August 17, 2020 10:57 PM (/N/PP)

319 279 267 So, not a whore, just a common, ordinary slut.

Slattern, crumpet, trollop
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

Harlot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

Pin cushion, punch board, office pump

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (D/SYi)

320 So, not a whore, just a common, ordinary slut.





Slattern, crumpet, trollop

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)



Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Mattress back, skank, sperm repository..

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (RZvsU)

Pegboard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (unn44)

321 Is Mike wearing her glitter boots? She always looks like she just stepped off the Disco dance floor.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv)

322 Slow on the trigger there. I'm out of practice.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (Fc5rx)

323 any gun nuts in the house?

went to disassemble the Italian Garand today, so i could start getting the cosmoline off of the metal and out of the wood.... not to mention being able to put the important parts into one of the overstuffed safes.

trigger guard will NOT budge.

i even put it muzzle down on a piece of wood, put a screwdriver through the hole, and pressed down with both hands... Nada.

Jim, SND and Weasel have both been consulted, but other folks are here, so, any thoughts/ideas?

my first suspicion is solidified cosmoline, which means either getting the area warm, or getting solvent into the area....

all observations earnestly solicited.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (yo4+E)

324 Energy drinks have vitamin B, which I am lethargic without. Also aminos for gainzzz.

I take the CCNA test on Wednesday. Pray for me Horde.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (LxTcq)

325 I hadn't heard about this earlier:

Since there was no agreement on a stimulus package, 13400 of 20000 employees of US Citizenship and Immigration Services will be furloughed at the end of the month. USCIS is responsible for all aspects of legal immigration, among other things.

Here's a NeverTrump take on the story from Forbes:

https://tinyurl.com/yxamujt2

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (sWM8x)

326 Good to hear cfomom!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (cI3Q7)

327 Cum dumpster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (fIHXk)

328 Prone pro

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (D/SYi)

329 Man it's good to see ProteinWisdom come to his senses.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (IYHxL)

330 Village bicycle

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx)

331 Chippy, troilop

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

332 Rat!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (U2p+3)

333 Slag

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (D/SYi)

334 It only takes a couple hundred feet of water pressure to run a HUGE Electric generation turbine.

On the Merced River alone, we have 4000 feet of elevation drop.

You can have your pretty view everywhere, or you can have clean energy and Air Conditioning.

You may choose, one.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (NgKpN)

335 Huge deficiency of B vitamins, iron, folic acid. On mega doses.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 17, 2020 10:35 PM (RfzVr)


Beri-beri. Not good.

My GF grew up in Korea and they had a government inspector go through and check all the girls' lunches to make sure there was barely in them as well as rice.
Barley was a low status food, and was rumored to give you gas. It kept you from getting B deficiencies that you would get when you ate polished rice, however.

Her bowl always had lots of barley and on the inspection day the rich girls would steal barley from her.

The GOOD news, cfo mom, is that you now have a full excuse to eat bread. And beer.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (WyVLE)

336 274


I can't believe it. Michelle is yelling at Democrats. Pursing her lips. Gonna burst into tears of anger.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 10:50 PM (G51Gf)


Like she thinks Trump is gonna win re-election?

Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (l3+k2)

337 Wench

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

338 315 We can still throw insults like Fuck the Packers, even though there's no NFL right?
Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 10:57 PM (+ya+t)


Sure. Cause you know F*ck da Bears!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

339 Semen receptacle

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:00 PM (D/SYi)

340 NURSE!! Dawllllinnngg!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:00 PM (RZvsU)

341 Italian Garand goes Ping Badaboom!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2020 11:00 PM (LxTcq)

342 my first suspicion is solidified cosmoline, which means either getting the area warm, or getting solvent into the area....

all observations earnestly solicited.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (yo4+E)


I'd say heat. Hair dryer that shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 11:00 PM (WvQcX)

343 I'd watch the convention if they had Puddles the Clown singing, to go along with the sad telethon theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU

Posted by: Menack at August 17, 2020 11:00 PM (buTO7)

344 Jade, quean, wench, chippy

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:01 PM (unn44)

345 312 307 Slattern, crumpet, trollop
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

Harlot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

Strumpet. Loose Woman. Soiled Dove.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)

Tart.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

or as I call them?

Ex Girlfriends.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:01 PM (NgKpN)

346 I know we're supposed to not like Sundance now, for some reason, but I like his (?) article "Liberty is Inherent -- the Removal of Liberty Requires Consent":

"Lift your spirits. I cannot tell you how much of a difference it makes right now; not only to this internet community, but to our nation as a whole. Choose to be optimistic. Live your best life, RIGHT NOW, there are people working furiously and with great purpose. Remember, this is the only life we have – so seize this day, and then the next, and then keep going.

We live in the greatest nation on the face of the earth. We are the people of that nation, with boundless opportunities most of the world can only dream of. Our opposition has nothing but false witness, fear and lies. Push on them, they are weak and shallow."

https://tinyurl.com/y2xqmqdn

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 11:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

347 Okay, so I've got the convention on you tube with close captioning. Mike is pointing her finger at the camera. She's really pissed.

hahahahaha

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:02 PM (Y0bLv)

348 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 11:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

We're supposed to dislike him? Why? And since when?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 11:02 PM (IYHxL)

349 Doxy

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 11:02 PM (beXqm)

350 348 Okay, so I've got the convention on you tube with close captioning. Mike is pointing her finger at the camera. She's really pissed.

hahahahaha
Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:02 PM (Y0bLv)

The gaffer tape must really be chafing tonight.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

351 my first suspicion is solidified cosmoline, which means either getting the area warm, or getting solvent into the area....

**********

Crossing the streams:

Wench...



...crescent wench

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (Fc5rx)

352 Light-skirt

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (beXqm)

353 Tramp

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

354
Katie Pavlish on FOXnews just keeps getting finer and finer.

Bet she was a lot of fun to be around when she attended ASU.

You little Sun Devil!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (sy5kK)

355 Italian Garand goes Ping Badaboom!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2020 11:00 PM



Più più più?

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (sgZzZ)

356
Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

Harlot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

Strumpet. Loose Woman. Soiled Dove.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)

Tart.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

-----------

Slag

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (mht8P)

357 Dems are really into punishing their base this year
kinky

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (J8nVw)

358 > Mike is pointing her finger at the camera. She's really pissed.

Most of Gaylord's regime has been dismantled, and none of what remains is going to survive another four years of Trump.

Gaylord is gonna be an asterisk in the history books, unless we luck out and he actually gets prosecuted for treason, as he oh-so-richly deserves.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (unn44)

359
Like she thinks Trump is gonna win re-election?
Posted by: davidt

=========

She clearly thinks it can happen. She's like a mother whose kid has been stolen and she's screaming and wailing at the kidnapper to give it back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (G51Gf)

360 Sure. Cause you know F*ck da Bears!

Lol, how are you buddy? Fishing any good this year or are you too busy to wet a line?

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (+ya+t)

361 ...crescent wench
Posted by: Muldoon


ball peen hummer

Posted by: Miklos, looking at tool box at August 17, 2020 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

362 > ...crescent wench

As they are called in Muslim lands.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:04 PM (unn44)

363 Rat!
How are you? When is your apple harvest and cider pressing?

Things are peachy over here. Heh.

I'm kicking myself for not meeting you downtown a month ago.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 11:04 PM (U2p+3)

364 Soiled Dove.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)

implies eventual redemption

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:04 PM (J8nVw)

365 > ball peen hummer

Michelle and Mackenzie both did an awesome Phillips screwdriver.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (unn44)

366 Mike has put on a little weight since leaving the WH. She's depressed and must be self-medicating with Little Debbie snacks.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (Y0bLv)

367 Our Lips Are Sealed

I never believed that they were virgins. How about you guys?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

For years, my bf and I thought it was Honest Lucille

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

368 zombie's nic link pic: very mixed reactions!!

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (wKcYr)

369 327 Good to hear cfomom!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (cI3Q7)


We all agree!

good to see you back, cfomom. prayers for your full recovery.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (sy5kK)

370 Posted by: redc1c4 at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM (yo4+E)

Naphtha worked particularly well for me

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (D/SYi)

371 361 Sure. Cause you know F*ck da Bears!

Lol, how are you buddy? Fishing any good this year or are you too busy to wet a line?
Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (+ya+t)

Well, this year I've been confused with being Tim "The Toolman Taylor". So fishing has been neglected.
Soon, i'll be out there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

372
We're supposed to dislike him? Why? And since when?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 11:02 PM (IYHxL)
--

I recall some were grumbling that Sundance kept intimating that he had secret knowledge and sh*t was about to get real yo

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

373 in other gub news here in #Failifornia, it is NOT yet legal to bring normal size magazines into this G*d forsaken state, and will not be for some time, if ever.

read it and weep:

https://crpa.org/news/blogs/update-faq-and
-legal-analysis-on-duncan-ruling/

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 17, 2020 11:06 PM (yo4+E)

374 January 2016 was the last time Michelle felt proud of her country.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2020 11:06 PM (LxTcq)

375 redc, I've actually never heard of that problem (trigger guard won't pull down, so can't remove metal from stock).

Have you looked at the CMP forum? Definitely the place for Garand knowledge. If you're not a member you'll need to register to search for the appropriate thread, but worth it.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2020 11:06 PM (OTzUX)

376 woman of ill repute

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:06 PM (J8nVw)

377 Rat!

How are you? When is your apple harvest and cider pressing?



Things are peachy over here. Heh.



I'm kicking myself for not meeting you downtown a month ago.

Posted by: Nurse ratched


Busy as hell (hence the lack of posting), in Spokane, going home tomorrow. I'll give ya a call sometime this week!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:07 PM (RZvsU)

378 358 Dems are really into punishing their base this year
kinky
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (J8nVw)


Started with the Covid. Now we are all suffering a plague of Mask Nazis.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:07 PM (Y0bLv)

379 > Michelle and Mackenzie both did an awesome Phillips screwdriver.

Jane and Carina used to do a kinky BDSM thing called the Belt Sanders.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:07 PM (unn44)

380 I have been off and on CTH for years. I honestly believe "Sundance" is a nutter. Like a bunch of Twitter "investigative reporters" who live only on Twitter, and whose stories change with the winds, he knows little about everything.

Which is less than I know. And I know nothing....

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz at August 17, 2020 11:07 PM (3H9h1)

381 Fallen Flower

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:07 PM (Y0bLv)

382
woman of ill repute
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist

--------

Doxie

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:07 PM (mht8P)

383 Tim Pool has a new sidekick and it feels more authentic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2020 11:08 PM (LxTcq)

384 Juan Williams just said on live TV that he was penetrated by Big Mike. Cannot make this shit up.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at August 17, 2020 11:08 PM (377Zs)

385 Michelle just touched every Democrats evil little heart. Juan is about to have an orgasm on air. Quite a performance but pure horsepoop.

Posted by: DailyDish at August 17, 2020 11:08 PM (cRbt7)

386 roundheel

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:08 PM (J8nVw)

387 Some of my favorite women had ill repute.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2020 11:09 PM (WvQcX)

388 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

Gotcha.

And on that note, see yall tomorrow morning. Squat day tomorrow and 5AM comes fast.

Stay easy horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at August 17, 2020 11:09 PM (IYHxL)

389 > Juan Williams just said on live TV that he was penetrated by Big Mike. Cannot make this shit up.

No doubt with a very large black strap-on.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:09 PM (unn44)

390 Posted by: cfo mom

Cool, you're back. Don't know how I missed that earlier.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 17, 2020 11:09 PM (SchxB)

391 367 Mike has put on a little weight since leaving the WH. She's depressed and must be self-medicating with Little Debbie snacks.
Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (Y0bLv)


Is she wearing a trash bag again tonight?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

392 strap on
strap off

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:10 PM (J8nVw)

393 347 I know we're supposed to not like Sundance now, for some reason, but I like his (?) article "Liberty is Inherent -- the Removal of Liberty Requires Consent":

This made me bwahaha.

Was watching an old western with jimmy stewart, dean martin, and raquel welch. George kennedy was the sheriff and was about to get tough....

I snickered and said, 'don' go phucking with that dude, he whacked liberty valence'.


Shash lol-ed.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 11:10 PM (VcFUs)

394 I'm out.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2020 11:10 PM (Fc5rx)

395 Juan Williams is always wrong.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:10 PM (Y0bLv)

396 I don't know the weapon so what I offer wont be of much consequence. But I do know detail stripping weapons. If you are really stuck, take a break, there is no immediacy. Do some research and hear from others in the know. And lastly, make sure you are using the right tools, tools that are designed for the job.

Idiot marks last forever so it is best to avoid them. Don't get pissed or in a hurry, it isn't worth it.

Posted by: Quint at August 17, 2020 11:10 PM (VQsGS)

397 392 367 Mike has put on a little weight since leaving the WH. She's depressed and must be self-medicating with Little Debbie snacks.
Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:05 PM (Y0bLv)


Is she wearing a trash bag again tonight?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

Sofa cover?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: boynsea at August 17, 2020 11:11 PM (Fks5r)

399 Is she wearing a trash bag again tonight?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

Brown polyester, it was shiny.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:11 PM (Y0bLv)

400 Has AOC been on yet?

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:12 PM (Y0bLv)

401 Welp,

Sat night around 8:30, there was a transformer fire a block away killing the power to our neighborhood until about 4 today, when we were conveniently also being hit with a rolling black out. And 95-100 degree heat and a wildfire turning the sky brown. Sat night there was a severe thunder storm (which we never get, once every few YEARS) and it literally lasted from 2am to 6am. Super crazy all around. The lightening started a few more fires to grassland and an apartment.

I can't say "the end times"... but "the end times."
It just keeps getting better...
Peace to you all.

Posted by: sassy at August 17, 2020 11:12 PM (tUGnI)

402 Well, this year I've been confused with being Tim "The Toolman Taylor". So fishing has been neglected.

Soon, i'll be out there.

Always too much to do. I hope you get the chance to put the stone down and get out. Snow will be flying soon enough!

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2020 11:12 PM (+ya+t)

403 Have the Portland police arrested Marquise "Keese" Love yet for murdering that good Samaritan last night on camera?

I'm guessing no reporter has even asked the Communist Portland District Attorney a single question about it.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 11:13 PM (1YlHz)

404 Dammit!
Ref Cindy B ASS:

Never trust anyone that wants to take away your ability to defend yourself.

Posted by: boynsea at August 17, 2020 11:13 PM (Fks5r)

405 Isn't "tantra" what Tarzan called the elephants?

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2020 11:13 PM (WNcIG)

406
Even MSNBC is shaking in their boots over Michelle's doom and gloom. Oh man, if Trump wins it's -- I don't know, some serious cases on the horizon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 11:13 PM (G51Gf)

407 406 Isn't "tantra" what Tarzan called the elephants?
Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2020 11:13 PM (WNcIG)

That was the weird monkey-kid from Land of the Lost.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (NWiLs)

408 trigger guard will NOT budge.

i even put it muzzle down on a piece of wood, put a screwdriver through the hole, and pressed down with both hands... Nada.

Jim, SND and Weasel have both been consulted, but other folks are here, so, any thoughts/ideas?



Did you cock it first? It's an M1 trigger so the guard will try to cock the hammer as you open it. Maybe the hammer is gummed up. Or is it not unlatching at all?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (yQpMk)

409
Have the Portland police arrested Marquise "Keese" Love yet for murdering that good Samaritan last night on camera?

I'm guessing no reporter has even asked the Communist Portland District Attorney a single question about it.
Posted by: Sharkman

========

omg. Did the guy die? Or did you mean attempted murder?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (G51Gf)

410
Sofa cover?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)


At her size, I assume she shops at the tent and awning store.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

411 It's circular.
Like around a drain?
Not yet, more like a
circle jerk.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (/jZjK)

412 Most of Gaylord's regime has been dismantled, and none of what remains is going to survive another four years of Trump.


Because they're all headed to prison.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (Y0bLv)

413 How soon before we get to see a NetFlix special on BHO and Big Mike's awesome appearance at the DNC?

Behind the scenes?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (3H9h1)

414
Stay safe, sassy. And not that stupid platitude "stay safe" either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:15 PM (mht8P)

415 411
Sofa cover?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)


At her size, I assume she shops at the tent and awning store.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

He and Omar must be good friends by now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:15 PM (NWiLs)

416 Even MSNBC is shaking in their boots over Michelle's
doom and gloom. Oh man, if Trump wins it's -- I don't know, some
serious cases on the horizon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Heh, and wouldn't that be glorious!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:15 PM (RZvsU)

417 Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)



Harlot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)



Strumpet. Loose Woman. Soiled Dove.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)



Tart.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)



-----------



Slag



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (mht8P)

---
cum dumpster

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 17, 2020 11:15 PM (yo4+E)

418
Exactly what terrible country are these Democrats talking about?

None I am aware of.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:15 PM (sy5kK)

419 > Because they're all headed to prison.

Your keyboard to God's ear, my friend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:16 PM (unn44)

420 It's a steamy, sultry, summer night.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

421
He and Omar must be good friends by now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:15 PM (NWiLs)


She donates her cast-offs to the circus.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

422 Even MSNBC is shaking in their boots over Michelle's
doom and gloom. Oh man, if Trump wins it's -- I don't know, some
serious cases on the horizon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Weird, but I know just how they feel. That was me when Zero was in office. Every day was another fresh Hell.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:16 PM (Y0bLv)

423 I'm guessing no reporter has even asked the Communist Portland District Attorney a single question about it.

The Soros DA announced that the attack on the driver "will not be tolerated".

Translation: he will have to do many, many hours of community service.

Mayor Ted Wheeler denounced all violence.

Posted by: The California Ruling Class! at August 17, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

424 > omg. Did the guy die? Or did you mean attempted murder?

I saw on Twatter that he had died, but have seen no formal confirmation of that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:17 PM (unn44)

425 Good night everyone.

Maintain your self discipline. I sure as hell need to.

Lurke ya tomorrow.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 17, 2020 11:17 PM (VcFUs)

426
She donates her cast-offs to the circus.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!


Boat covers...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:17 PM (RZvsU)

427 Good night, BifB!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

428 Exactly what terrible country are these Democrats talking about

The places where they live.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

429 425 > omg. Did the guy die? Or did you mean attempted murder?

I saw on Twatter that he had died, but have seen no formal confirmation of that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:17 PM (unn44)


I saw an earlier post saying the Portland victim was still alive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:18 PM (sy5kK)

430 Did you cock it first? It's an M1 trigger so the
guard will try to cock the hammer as you open it. Maybe the hammer is
gummed up. Or is it not unlatching at all?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:14 PM (yQpMk)


tried it both with the bolt to the rear and forward...

i'll futz with it tomorrow or so, and see if the hammer falls, but i imagine if it was that gummed up, i wouldn't be able to cock it at all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 17, 2020 11:18 PM (yo4+E)

431 Boat covers...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:17 PM (RZvsU)

Windjammer sails.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 17, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

432 417 Even MSNBC is shaking in their boots over Michelle's
doom and gloom. Oh man, if Trump wins it's -- I don't know, some
serious cases on the horizon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Heh, and wouldn't that be glorious!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:15 PM (RZvsU)

Yeah, because Political prognostication from a Woman whose only claim to fame, or claim of doing anything, is that she married a guy who was the first equal Opportunity President.

Yeah, like we should take what this Black Karen says seriosly?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:18 PM (NgKpN)

433 Me: * Beethoven's 7th newscast theme *

Hadrian: *polite cough*
9th


Yeah, yeah, yeah, second movement. My introduction to it was the Huntley-Brinkley Report. Thanks for the fixt.

https://youtu.be/p5favl2Qtx0

And no excuse on my error. Driving home from Teh City the other night, we heard a pretty good rehash of Beethoven's symphonies career. Including that. Wish I could remember the website. somethingsomething.com

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 11:18 PM (wKcYr)

434 Is the guard unlatching at all? Or is it that you can't move it enough to release from the receiver?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:19 PM (yQpMk)

435 " It's like being punched in the gut. My heart drops to my stomach when I realize he has tweeted about me again, the president of the United States is calling me names to the entire world. He's demeaning me and my career. It's sickening.
Lisa Page"

On the bright side, Gummy, those tears will wash the fbi jizz out of your eyes.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2020 11:20 PM (vxv25)

436
Dinner served to the kennel dogs. I have 11 pairs of eyes locked on me while I'm fixing it and dishing it out. God love them, they're so excited to get something from Daddy's hand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:20 PM (mht8P)

437
I saw on Twatter that he had died, but have seen no formal confirmation of that.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Saw on the news was "recovering from non-life threatening injuries.". So I guess getting kicked, punched in the head is no big deal. sigh....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:20 PM (RZvsU)

438 I saw on Twatter that he had died, but have seen no formal confirmation of that.

Allegedly recovering in hospital. I saw a report that he was put into an induced coma.

Weirdly, the Portland police put out a press release saying that the guy's injuries "weren't life-threatening".

Seemed pretty "life-threatening" to me.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:20 PM (I2/tG)

439 STTTOOOPPPP! You Morons! Over 400 comments and I'm only back in the 80's. waarggghhhhgg - how can anyone have any fun back-and-forth at this breakneck pace. -signed, slow reader

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 11:20 PM (wKcYr)

440 Harlot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)



Strumpet. Loose Woman. Soiled Dove.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)



Tart.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)



-----------



Slag



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (mht8P)

---
cum dumpster
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 17, 2020 11:15 PM (yo4+E)

So, didn't read all the way upthred.

This is about Kammala ain't it?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:21 PM (NgKpN)

441

Our future Democracy is at stake.
Our future way of life is at stake.
Our economy is at stake.


- Bernie Sanders.


So tired with these Communists.

And their lies.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:21 PM (sy5kK)

442 I applied for a carry permit. First one ever. I'm going to ask for a derringer for Christmas, and a concealed carry pocketbook.

People are freaking scary these days.

Posted by: ALH at August 17, 2020 11:21 PM (Y0bLv)

443 Since you mentioned the hole, I'm guessing it is a prewar garand trigger guard. Those have a pretty good hook so you have to push it forward and then down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:21 PM (yQpMk)

444 so the guard will try to cock the hammer as you open it.


***

Make damned sure the guard doesn't get that backwards!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 11:22 PM (axyOa)

445 This is about Kammala ain't it?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:21 PM (NgKpN)

Lisa Page, but applicable to both

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:23 PM (D/SYi)

446 So, didn't read all the way upthred.

This is about Kammala ain't it?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:21 PM (NgKpN)

If the shoe fits.

But also a great many ex-girlfriends and ex-wives, as applicable.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

447 429 Exactly what terrible country are these Democrats talking about

The places where they live.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
--

Ha! Yep.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2020 11:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

448 I always enjoyed it when my best guy friend in college called me a wench


I still talk to him. He lives In portlandia. He hates what his city has become. And no, he voted green.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 11:24 PM (3NkDy)

449
Our future Democracy is at stake.
Our future way of life is at stake.
Our economy is at stake.

- Bernie Sanders.

----------

Yours, maybe. No more free lunch, sponger.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:24 PM (mht8P)

450 437
Dinner served to the kennel dogs. I have 11 pairs of eyes locked on me while I'm fixing it and dishing it out. God love them, they're so excited to get something from Daddy's hand.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:20 PM (mht8P)

Dogs are cuter than most welfare recipients

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 11:25 PM (aA3+G)

451 I'm about a half-hour behind on the Fox feed, and Big Mike is talking now.

If she wasn't so lazy and condescending, she would make a good Woman's Studies professor at a lesbian college.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:25 PM (sy5kK)

452 There are far more roaches than I like here. Also, looks like some kind of viscera are hiding around here too. They try to escape via slithering through the usual routes but I will not allow it. I can see them, and they don't know it yet.
Hey hi everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


I pray this is the basis for a new and long-overdue BeckoningChasm animation.

-a fan

___

Speaking of roaches - Did anyone ever figure out what Biden meant in his hairy legs ramble about "I found out about roaches"? I thought it might be black-ish slang for--dunno what, but watched several black commenters who were as baffled as I am.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 11:25 PM (wKcYr)

453 Nursing homes in Taylor Texas, near Austin , have been doing the fishing for years at nursing homes

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 17, 2020 11:25 PM (eQh3B)

454 ...my first suspicion is solidified cosmoline, which means either getting the area warm, or getting solvent into the area....

all observations earnestly solicited.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 17, 2020 10:58 PM



Have you seen this, redc??


https://hooktube.com/vGUETSmLZDY

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2020 11:25 PM (sgZzZ)

455
What alternative reality is Big Mike referring to?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:26 PM (sy5kK)

456 Apparently fewer than 100K are watching the Dem Convention.

That's....really bad.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:26 PM (unn44)

457 I have no idea how they track this, but Kurt Schlicter retweeted that less than 100,000 are watching the dem convention
Lol


Also a factoid- Kamala failed the California bar. Had to retake the feb bar. Michele O also flunked? Bwaaahaha.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 11:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

458 I always enjoyed it when my best guy friend in college called me a wench


I still talk to him. He lives In portlandia. He hates what his city has become. And no, he voted green.
Posted by: Nurse ratched



Everyone knows a good wench is both lusty and winsome.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 11:27 PM (axyOa)

459 Michele O also flunked?

And Hillary.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:28 PM (I2/tG)

460 437
Dinner served to the kennel dogs. I have 11 pairs of eyes locked on me while I'm fixing it and dishing it out. God love them, they're so excited to get something from Daddy's hand.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:20 PM (mht8P)


DINNER!

YUM!

Posted by: Hungry dogs at August 17, 2020 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

461 Kimberly Klacik @kimKBaltimore

US House candidate, MD-7

WinRed
https://twitter.com/kimKBaltimore

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 11:28 PM (/jZjK)

462 Backseat debutante.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 11:28 PM (cI3Q7)

463 I still talk to him. He lives In portlandia. He hates what his city has become. And no, he voted green.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 11:24 PM (3NkDy)

One of my friends from high school lives there now, he always laughs at that little slogan Keep Portland Weird. He says its weird all right and getting weirder. He cant stand it either.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:28 PM (D/SYi)

464 Everyone knows a good wench is both lusty and winsome.

Posted by: Diogenes

And chrome/vanadium.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:29 PM (RZvsU)

465 If the shoe fits.

But also a great many ex-girlfriends and ex-wives, as applicable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:23 PM (NWiLs)


346 312 307 Slattern, crumpet, trollop
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

Hussy. Minx. Hoochie Mama. Floozy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

Harlot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

Strumpet. Loose Woman. Soiled Dove.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)

Tart.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

or as I call them?

Ex Girlfriends.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:01 PM (NgKpN)

/clears throat

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:30 PM (NgKpN)

466 Send me a wench or two. I've actually got a few extra dollars to throw around now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

467 The gaffer tape must really be chafing tonight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

Couldn't get a dance belt to fit?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 17, 2020 11:31 PM (qyH+l)

468 BifBewalski: I will pay a Moron actual cash money for the link to that youtube of the parrot riding the toy train and squaking that out.

Yeah, I'd add my 2¢ to that. I gathered it was only text story and no vid, alas. Needs to be faked, if so.

Posted by: mindful webworker
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at August 17, 2020 11:31 PM (wKcYr)

469 I still talk to him. He lives In portlandia. He hates what his city has become. And no, he voted green.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 11:24 PM (3NkDy)

One of my friends from high school lives there now, he always laughs at that little slogan Keep Portland Weird. He says its weird all right and getting weirder. He cant stand it either.
Posted by: PUE 206


I have family that live just across the river in Vancouver.
They've all bought guns in the last three months.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 11:31 PM (axyOa)

470 If she wasn't so lazy and condescending, she would make a good Woman's Studies professor at a lesbian college.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:25 PM (sy5kK)


Aren't those the job requirements?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 17, 2020 11:31 PM (y7DUB)

471 Hussy is a great word. Not too crude. Literally nobody under 30 years of age knows what it means.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (oAY8z)

472 So, if Biden loses the election, just how much longer are the blue Governors and Mayors going to keep lockdown going?

Posted by: Allie at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (vmRc0)

473 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:30 PM (NgKpN)

Just so.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (NWiLs)

474 467 Send me a wench or two. I've actually got a few extra dollars to throw around now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

Dude, with the shut down? Even I don't have a wench around.

and that is VERY abnormal.

Broke up with the latest right before the shut down.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (NgKpN)

475

Now Big Mike is using a variation on the "if they go low, we go high" message.

No, Big Mike, after you said that, you went low as low can be for years.

I despise propagandists who hate our country.

Big Mike is near or at the top of that list.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (sy5kK)

476 God love them, they're so excited to get something from Daddy's hand.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:20 PM (mht8P)

doggeh is the biggest fan of my culinary efforts
always sits up straight starung at me hopefully while I get his food ready
does a beautiful down when the food is ready, waiting eagerly for his go signal
gobbles his food
then comes over for a head rub after
why can't all my diners be this appreciative?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (J8nVw)

477 Just got a notice that California water service may be shut down to help save power. What a freakin third world shithole the Dems have turned that state into. Despite some of the highest taxes in the country.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

478 475 467 Send me a wench or two. I've actually got a few extra dollars to throw around now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

Dude, with the shut down? Even I don't have a wench around.

and that is VERY abnormal.

Broke up with the latest right before the shut down.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (NgKpN)


What this country needs is Common Sense Wench Control.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:33 PM (sy5kK)

479 So, if Biden loses the election, just how much longer are the blue Governors and Mayors going to keep lockdown going?
Posted by: Allie at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (vmRc0)

Depends on if they think it can hurt Trump.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:34 PM (D/SYi)

480 Just got a notice that California water service may be shut down to help save power.

How does that work? Isn't the water gravity fed from towers?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:34 PM (yQpMk)

481 2016 AP said Kamaleon was first Indian-American Senator.

2020 AP says Biden picks Kamaleon as running mate, first black woman.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4mmusmg


Shirley Chisholm weeps.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 11:34 PM (/jZjK)

482 Just got a notice that California water service may be shut down to help save power.

Huh? Seriously?

They're going to cut your water off, too?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:34 PM (I2/tG)

483 CBD: Just wait until the "Exodus" remake.

That scene where the Israelites crush Moses under the statue and smash the tablets - so super woke.

That may be the first time I've used 'woke' in that meaning.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 17, 2020 11:34 PM (wKcYr)

484 Just got a notice that California water service may
be shut down to help save power. What a freakin third world shithole
the Dems have turned that state into. Despite some of the highest taxes
in the country.
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (Ed8Zd)


Keepin' up with the Maduros

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (WyVLE)

485 Broke up with the latest right before the shut down.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (NgKpN)



So...dodged a Covid isolation bullet then.
Good timing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (axyOa)

486 There aren't usually giant pumps putting pressure in your water mains.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (yQpMk)

487 475 467 Send me a wench or two. I've actually got a few extra dollars to throw around now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

Dude, with the shut down? Even I don't have a wench around.

and that is VERY abnormal.

Broke up with the latest right before the shut down.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (NgKpN)

So what's the secret? Aside from being someone who isn't me?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

488 So, if Biden loses the election, just how much longer are the blue Governors and Mayors going to keep lockdown going?

Posted by: Allie

Biden win, 2 wks. Trump win, 4 years.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (RZvsU)

489
why can't all my diners be this appreciative?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (J8nVw)

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The rescue boys didn't know what dinner was. Or bones. Or toys. They learned fast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (mht8P)

490 People in Vancouver might just decide to blow the bridge over the Columbia if Portland gets any "weirder."

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (kcmgW)

491 473 So, if Biden loses the election, just how much longer are the blue Governors and Mayors going to keep lockdown going?
Posted by: Allie at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (vmRc0)


Their fellow Chinese Communists are making the next Chinese Virus, as we speak.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (sy5kK)

492 Broke up with the latest right before the shut down.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (NgKpN)

In retrospect Im sure that seems shortsighted about now?

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (D/SYi)

493 Just wanted to say, spent time in three airport terminals today.


Not a single TV was tuned to CNN.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (3D/fK)

494 How does that work? Isn't the water gravity fed from towers?

You need to pump the water up into the towers.

That's really weird - you'd think that the water company could fill the reservoirs earlier in the day, and stop pumping during the rolling blackout, and let gravity do its work.

They never did this during the 2001 energy crisis.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG)

495 Did O'CrazyHo speak tonight, or do they have her relegated to a timeslot that's the equivalent of the 4:30 AM sermonette?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (unn44)

496 Did you guys hear Cardi B talking to Biden? I want free collech, free medicayer, free this, free that... Does she think he is running for POTUS or running for Santa Claus?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (h1jJh)

497 I tried watching the Dementia National Convention for a bit. I just can't do it. I want to go there, firehose the entire place with the smelliest catfish bait I can find, and scrawl TANSTAAFL in gigantic letters across their screen.

I made it five minutes. Can't do no more. Can't.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (+3rQF)

498 Talk about throwing a wench in the works.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

499 The rescue boys didn't know what dinner was. Or bones. Or toys. They learned fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (mht8P)

oh wow, can't imagine how sad!
they are so lucky to have joined your pack

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 17, 2020 11:37 PM (J8nVw)

500 Their fellow Chinese Communists are making the next Chinese Virus, as we speak.

I've worried about that.

Given how successful COVID-19 has been in shutting down the non-Chinese world, why wouldn't they do it again?

Remember, the Chinese Communist Party hates us.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:38 PM (I2/tG)

501 My water tower is literally next door to me. 9 million gallons, a hundred feet tall. I expected to have better water pressure here but it's the same as when I lived a mile away. The mystery of hydraulics.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:38 PM (yQpMk)

502 491 People in Vancouver might just decide to blow the bridge over the Columbia if Portland gets any "weirder."
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (kcmgW)

There are 2 of them, I-5 and I-205.

That would be a lot of destruction.

I'd vote for shooting them after they hit the mid-bridge point. Drop into the Columbia and let those California Sea Lions eat the carcasses.

Save some salmon that way.

Win win.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

503 Cardi B's aptitude does not reside in her head.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 11:38 PM (/jZjK)

504 > Their fellow Chinese Communists are making the next Chinese Virus, as we speak.

If we ever get hard evidence of that, it's gonna be W76 time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:39 PM (unn44)

505 I filled and started the dishwasher. Go me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:40 PM (NWiLs)

506 1 [561 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo' [78.74 posts/day]
WTH, Insomniac!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2020 11:40 PM (rCwaK)

507 redC14.. I'd emailed the heat gun suggestion in my reply, but forgetfully omitted one critical detail.

Put a couple CCs of Kroil into a small metal container, and heat it up along with the trigger guard and rifle action.

When that Kroil starts to put off a little smoke, then carefully pour it into the correct access points into said action. It will attack that cosmoline, and that with a surprisingly persistent continuance of action.

Thing might just be freed up in the morning.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 17, 2020 11:40 PM (QzJWU)

508 Talk about throwing a wench in the works.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Just remember when applying the wench to the nuts.
Lefty loosey, righty tighty.



She's soooo gonna kick my ass next time we go shooting.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 11:40 PM (axyOa)

509 I still talk to him. He lives In portlandia. He hates what his city has become. And no, he voted green.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 17, 2020 11:24 PM (3NkDy)

Greens are Commies, too. A vote for the greens is a vote for the donks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2020 11:40 PM (LKgUe)

510 I despise propagandists who hate our country.

Big Mike is near or at the top of that list.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (sy5kK)
------------------------------------

So Big Mike is back to not being proud of her country again?

Posted by: Boots at August 17, 2020 11:41 PM (oGBso)

511 ALH, I have a nice carry purse from Browning. Check them out.

Posted by: skywch at August 17, 2020 11:41 PM (Y/Ps0)

512 If we ever get hard evidence of that, it's gonna be W76 time.

But think about it - a disease that isn't very fatal (except to retirees) that has successfully paralyzed the world, but not China (according to the Chinese).

The US is really going to launch a strategic nuclear strike to stop a second round of that, given the Chinese retaliation?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

513 507 1 [561 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo' [78.74 posts/day]
WTH, Insomniac!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2020 11:40 PM (rCwaK)

*shrugs*

I dunno.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:42 PM (NWiLs)

514 Cardi B's aptitude does not reside in her head.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 11:38 PM (/jZjK)


Watching CardiB and Joey I couldn't help to wonder how she wipes her ass with those scalpels for nails.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at August 17, 2020 11:42 PM (377Zs)

515 Yep, forgot about the 205 bridge.

On a serious note, and while we're talking about blackouts and water cut-offs, I'm waiting for the next inevitable step in the festivities; namely, when the people in Antifa/BLM who actually have some skills start hitting infrastructure. Not all of them are the meth-smoking drones who are partying in the streets every night.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at August 17, 2020 11:42 PM (kcmgW)

516 > Greens are Commies, too. A vote for the greens is a vote for the donks.

Watermelons. Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:42 PM (unn44)

517
Watching CardiB and Joey I couldn't help to wonder how she wipes her ass with those scalpels for nails.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at August 17, 2020 11:42 PM (377Zs)

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That's a job for the personal assistant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2020 11:43 PM (mht8P)

518 504 Cardi B's aptitude does not reside in her head.

Her real name is Nipples Galore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2020 11:44 PM (aA3+G)

519 > The US is really going to launch a strategic nuclear strike to stop a second round of that, given the Chinese retaliation?

I believe that nuclear retaliation is, and always has been, a potential response to biological warfare under U.S. doctrine.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:44 PM (unn44)

520 Watching CardiB and Joey I couldn't help to wonder how she wipes her ass with those scalpels for nails.


We have a sort of bag lady in town with, I shit you not, 12" fingernails. She is also about 4 feet tall. The first time I saw her she was walking toward me on the sidewalk wearing a kind of dark brown hooded robe.

I thought she was a fucking Jawa.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:45 PM (yQpMk)

521 There is not a single current/recent picture of Joe Biden where he doesn't look confused.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2020 11:46 PM (tYek7)

522 > That's a job for the personal assistant.

Like the Groom of the Stool office that English monarchs used to have.

It was considered a high honor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2020 11:46 PM (unn44)

523 The Defense Department expects to stand up its first battalion of Stryker vehicles outfitted with high-powered laser weapons by some time next year,

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 11:47 PM (/jZjK)

524 People in Vancouver might just decide to blow the bridge over the Columbia if Portland gets any "weirder."
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (kcmgW)

There are 2 of them, I-5 and I-205.

That would be a lot of destruction.

I'd vote for shooting them after they hit the mid-bridge point. Drop into the Columbia and let those California Sea Lions eat the carcasses.

Save some salmon that way.

Win win.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

My friend that lives there think that such beauty and abundance as exists there break peoples minds. I dont know if I agree but its a fun theorem.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:47 PM (D/SYi)

525
Big Mike doesn't need a strap-on. Well hung, s/he is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 17, 2020 11:48 PM (rCwaK)

526
The Democrats brought out Governor Cuomo to talk about Trump failing at controling Covid10.

Tomorrow night, they are going to dig up Ted Bundy's bones and he will lead the discussion on feminism today, and then John Wayne Gacy to talk about economic opportunities for young boys.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2020 11:48 PM (sy5kK)

527 I believe that nuclear retaliation is, and always has been, a potential response to biological warfare under U.S. doctrine.

Of course. It has to be, because we don't have bio weapons.

Look at it this way - if Trump loses because of COVID-10, and the pro-China Democrats take over, China will take careful notes on how to get rid of an American government they disapprove of.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

528 omg. Did the guy die? Or did you mean attempted murder?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Couple different commenters much earlier today said he passed away without ever regaining consciousness.

I've not independently confirmed that.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 11:49 PM (1YlHz)

529 So what's the secret? Aside from being someone who isn't me?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

Truthfully? Confidence.

Understanding that THEY are even more screwed up than we are?

Had an epiphany on the dance floor back in high school. No one out there thought they knew how to dance. They were ALL FAKING IT. They were all pretending.

So this little scrawny nerd, with glasses and three science fiction books under his arms, actually learned to dance (and its not that hard).

Then, after some social observation in a Freshman Year College psychology class, suddenly realized that Alphas are just as full of shit as everyone else, they just pretend better.

But they ACT confident. And women who want to mate will jump at either an alpha, or a Sigma (think alpha with no pack).

I'm a Sigma. I don't like leading, although Betas and such always look to me as a leader.

Key is to be attentive, but NOT desperate. Its a hard line to follow, but it works.

I guess the first realization you need to make, is that EVERYONE is screwed up, just like you are. Everyone has their crosses to bear. Everyone has had their challenges.

So if everyone is screwed up, then why define YOURSELF as a screwup?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:50 PM (NgKpN)

530 On a serious note, and while we're talking about blackouts and water cut-offs, I'm waiting for the next inevitable step in the festivities; namely, when the people in Antifa/BLM who actually have some skills start hitting infrastructure. Not all of them are the meth-smoking drones who are partying in the streets every night.
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at August 17, 2020 11:42 PM (kcmgW)

I think regular dudes will click off safe.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:50 PM (D/SYi)

531 The Defense Department expects to stand up its first battalion of
Stryker vehicles outfitted with high-powered laser weapons by some time
next year,


I hope they rename the vehicles to "Shark".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 17, 2020 11:51 PM (SchxB)

532 Are we doing Moron dating advice again?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:51 PM (yQpMk)

533 Translation: he will have to do many, many hours of community service.

Mayor Ted Wheeler denounced all violence.

Posted by: The California Ruling Class!



Well, then somebody needs to find "Keese" and make him disappear.

If the Government will not enforce the Law, then the Law does not exist.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 11:53 PM (1YlHz)

534 https://www.msn.com Anthony Cuthbertson

Scientists have discovered a ground-breaking bio-synthetic material that they claim can be used to merge artificial intelligence with the human brain.

pffst

Months ago, Musk said he would be implanting in a year.
New neural pathways, enabling blind to develop sight and paraplegics to walk.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 11:53 PM (/jZjK)

535 493 Broke up with the latest right before the shut down.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:32 PM (NgKpN)

In retrospect Im sure that seems shortsighted about now?
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:36 PM (D/SYi)

Yeah, got blindsided.

But really, probably for the best. Sex life suffered but my Patience level is no longer in stress mode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:54 PM (NgKpN)

536
Heh, and wouldn't that be glorious!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

=======

I'm kind of ashamed at how salacious this is to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2020 11:54 PM (G51Gf)

537 534 Are we doing Moron dating advice again?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:51 PM (yQpMk)

Just for Insom! /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:54 PM (NgKpN)

538 I guess the first realization you need to make, is that EVERYONE is screwed up, just like you are. Everyone has their crosses to bear. Everyone has had their challenges.

So if everyone is screwed up, then why define YOURSELF as a screwup?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:50 PM (NgKpN)

You know...that's actually a really good approach. For all kinds of things.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:54 PM (NWiLs)

539 I always enjoyed it when my best guy friend in college called me a wench


I still talk to him. He lives In portlandia. He hates what his city has become. And no, he voted green.

Posted by: Nurse ratched




A vote for Green is a vote for Democrats.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 11:55 PM (1YlHz)

540 Just checked the weather forecast to see when we'll finally get cooler temps. Of course, #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 17, 2020 11:56 PM (SchxB)

541 I hope they rename the vehicles to "Shark".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 17, 2020 11:51 PM (SchxB)


They've improved them from 5kw to 50kw.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2020 11:56 PM (/jZjK)

542 Who would want to cyborg is an interesting question. I mean, if you were missing limbs or something it would be a no-brainer I guess. But what if it was memory chips that you could have implanted? Would you be willing to have implants that would give you perfect recall and permanent memories that wouldn't fade or corrupt with time?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2020 11:56 PM (yQpMk)

543 The guy attacked in Portland, Adam Haner, is allegedly home and resting, according to his wife (who was also attacked).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2020 11:56 PM (I2/tG)

544 Yeah, got blindsided.

But really, probably for the best. Sex life suffered but my Patience level is no longer in stress mode.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:54 PM (NgKpN)

True, A bad match is still a shit fest even if your winkie is wet.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 17, 2020 11:56 PM (D/SYi)

545 What alternative reality is Big Mike referring to?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg




The one in which Big Mike actually contributed something positive to human existence, and in which he isn't one of the ugliest human beings, inside and out, who ever lived.

In other words, reality.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 11:57 PM (1YlHz)

546 Well, then somebody needs to find "Keese" and make him disappear.

If the Government will not enforce the Law, then the Law does not exist.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2020 11:53 PM (1YlHz)

A worn-out Michelin, and two liters of petrol. He won't disappear, but he won't reoffend, either.

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at August 17, 2020 11:57 PM (LKgUe)

547 I hope they rename the vehicles to "Shark".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 17, 2020 11:51 PM (SchxB)

They'll have a more compact model too. They'll call it...

Baby Shark

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:57 PM (NWiLs)

548 Not all of them are the meth-smoking drones who are partying in the streets every night.
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at August 17, 2020 11:42 PM (kcmgW)

I think regular dudes will click off safe.
Posted by: PUE 206



Yeah. A lot of infrastructure sites aren't in downtown.
Antifa did the Go to the Suburbs thing here a couple months ago. The response by locals was immediate and huge.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 11:58 PM (axyOa)

549 Do you know why the Democrats are known as the Party of Santa Claus?
Just look around the Convention, what do you see: ho, ho,...ho

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 17, 2020 11:58 PM (J8nVw)

550 So if everyone is screwed up, then why define YOURSELF as a screwup?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2020 11:50 PM (NgKpN)

You know...that's actually a really good approach. For all kinds of things.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 17, 2020 11:54 PM (NWiLs)

Yup, its like a realization I had an a Navy Electronic Tech.

Sometimes we had to take chances to figure out what was wrong with the equip, so we could fix it.

Many would hesitate and second guess themselves, but I got past that by realizing that,

Hell, its broke. Am I gonna make it MORE broke?

You can't fix anything, without some risk. But if its already broke? What the hell.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:00 AM (NgKpN)

551 Who would want to cyborg is an interesting question. I mean, if you
were missing limbs or something it would be a no-brainer I guess. But
what if it was memory chips that you could have implanted? Would you be
willing to have implants that would give you perfect recall and
permanent memories that wouldn't fade or corrupt with time?


Wasn't that premise of a movie? Guy had a chip to help correct his autism, used it to smuggle documents or something like that?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:00 AM (SchxB)

552 Do you know why the Democrats are known as the Party of Santa Claus?
Just look around the Convention, what do you see: ho, ho,...ho
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 17, 2020 11:58 PM (J8nVw)

Romeo, Insom he apparently knows where you can find some wenches.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:01 AM (D/SYi)

553
A vote for Green is a vote for Democrats.
Posted by: Sharkman


You know. You say that. Not true.

He would never vote R. But, a vote for anyone other than D helps us.

He admits this. He appreciates the rule of law.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:01 AM (U2p+3)

554 I read that Keese fkr works at the airport. 'Twould be a shame if he got fired.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 18, 2020 12:01 AM (vxv25)

555 Maybe I'm trying to do too much at once. Adapting to a new workplace, learning to cope with a wacky boss, dealing with the complete disruption of normal everyday activity, trying to unfuck various other parts of my life AND trying to undo years of rotten programming that's held me back most of my life. When I say it all like that, that is a lot to tackle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 18, 2020 12:01 AM (NWiLs)

556 Would you be willing to have implants that would
give you perfect recall and permanent memories that wouldn't fade or
corrupt with time?

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Nah, I like remembering how great I really never was....heh.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 18, 2020 12:02 AM (RZvsU)

557 Cernovich@Cernovich

DNC production values just aren't what they were before Harvey Weinstein went to prison.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2020 12:02 AM (/jZjK)

558 555 Do you know why the Democrats are known as the Party of Santa Claus?
Just look around the Convention, what do you see: ho, ho,...ho
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 17, 2020 11:58 PM (J8nVw)

Romeo, Insom he apparently knows where you can find some wenches.
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:01 AM (D/SYi)

Sorry, that breaks rule number uno.

Don't stick yer dick in crazy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:02 AM (NgKpN)

559 'Miracle on 34th Street' just went off on TCM, because August. Good choice, Ted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 12:02 AM (ZY9MN)

560 ttps://www.msn.com Anthony Cuthbertson

Scientists have discovered a ground-breaking bio-synthetic material that they claim can be used to merge artificial intelligence with the human brain.

pffst

Months ago, Musk said he would be implanting in a year.

New neural pathways, enabling blind to develop sight and paraplegics to walk.

Posted by: Braenyard





Human beings have never successfully managed to properly operate one of our own fucking brains on its own, so in addition to self-driving cars, let's create a computer program and meld it with our gray matter and let 'er rip!!!

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:03 AM (1YlHz)

561 I read that Keese fkr works at the airport. 'Twould be a shame if he got fired.

The airport quickly claimed that he hasn't worked there for several years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2020 12:03 AM (I2/tG)

562 I hope they rename the vehicles to "Shark".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again



The original system was called stingray. It never went into production.
A very cruel system.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2020 12:04 AM (axyOa)

563 True, A bad match is still a shit fest even if your winkie is wet.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August


I would like some personal experience with this so I may argue rationally.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 18, 2020 12:04 AM (RZvsU)

564 Human beings have never successfully managed to properly operate one of
our own fucking brains on its own, so in addition to self-driving cars,
let's create a computer program and meld it with our gray matter and let
'er rip!!!



What could possibly go wrong?


We get programmed to vote D?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:04 AM (SchxB)

565 544 Who would want to cyborg is an interesting question. I mean, if you were missing limbs or something it would be a no-brainer I guess
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Musk only talked about recovering lost physical abilities by the implant facilitating new neural pathways.

If is couldn't be bluetoothed I would take memory chip.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2020 12:05 AM (/jZjK)

566 Insom.

No more than most.
Suck it up. You got this.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:05 AM (U2p+3)

567 You know. You say that. Not true.

He would never vote R. But, a vote for anyone other than D helps us.

He admits this. He appreciates the rule of law.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:01 AM (U2p+3)

No. If push comes to shove, the Greens are reliable leftists, and would support the Dems without a moment's hesitation.

The tiny number of Green votes takes little away from the Dems' total, but adds nothing to the Republicans total.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 12:05 AM (LKgUe)

568 I extend a sincere and hearty F.U. to Comcast [Xfinity] internet service which has been cutting in and out for the past two weeks. Gateway-modem equip replaced last week, 18 months since the previous replacement.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2020 12:05 AM (DLzZd)

569 Sorry, that breaks rule number uno.

Don't stick yer dick in crazy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:02 AM (NgKpN)

I realize, but there has to be some concessions, I mean we are in the middle of a pandemic here.

Besides, maybe you can fuck the crazy clean out of them.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:05 AM (D/SYi)

570 Insom, just focus on one thing at a time
As for wacky/ annoying boss- I like to imagine a funny backstory to why someone is being annoying

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 18, 2020 12:06 AM (J8nVw)

571 Do you know why the Democrats are known as the Party of Santa Claus?

Just look around the Convention, what do you see: ho, ho,...ho

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 17, 2020 11:58 PM (J8nVw)

Is that yours? You're on fire this week.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:06 AM (tYek7)

572 559 Would you be willing to have implants that would
give you perfect recall and permanent memories that wouldn't fade or
corrupt with time?

Posted by: Grump928(C)

I'd rather have implanted memories that are indistinguishable from the real thing. I'd be a much happier person with some carefully designed changes to my memories.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 18, 2020 12:06 AM (NWiLs)

573 You know. You say that. Not true.

He would never vote R. But, a vote for anyone other than D helps us.

He admits this. He appreciates the rule of law.

Posted by: Nurse ratched




I might agree with you except I know that in every election, especially in Oregon and Washington, a minimum of 5% of votes cast for Dems are fraudulent. So they easily make up their loss to the Green party with fraud.

I could be wrong, tho. Wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:07 AM (1YlHz)

574 It's the Ross Perot effect.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

575 People in Vancouver might just decide to blow the bridge over the Columbia if Portland gets any "weirder."

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at August 17, 2020 11:35 PM (kcmgW)

****

Here is my plan that got Willowed in another thread earlier today

1. barricade all major roads north and south
2. turn off the electricity
3. turn off the water
4. turn off the cell towers
5. turn off the internet
500 of the top trouble makers will be hanging by their necks from the Morrison bridge in just a few days, including the mayor and the DA.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 18, 2020 12:08 AM (h1jJh)

576 I would like some personal experience with this so I may argue rationally.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 18, 2020 12:04 AM (RZvsU)

Refer to 561

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:08 AM (D/SYi)

577 Besides, maybe you can fuck the crazy clean out of them.

Posted by: PUE 206





Sit here by my knee, Grasshoppah, and let me tell you a tale.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:08 AM (1YlHz)

578 David French is upset at Limbaugh for him bringing up Kamala's riding of the Brown willie for political advancement. But bringing up the Stormy Daniels stuff is just stupid. This would only make sense if Daniels was banging Trump to get political office instead of just money. And "criminal"? This so-called lawyer forgets that Cohen, scumbag that he is, was charged by NY to link Trump to something because Cohen's initial crimes involved a taxi medallion scheme unrelated to Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y57vslc8

Posted by: Thrawn at August 18, 2020 12:08 AM (usCq7)

579 Is that yours? You're on fire this week.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:06 AM (tYek7)

Thank you! Tip the waitress, try the veal!

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 18, 2020 12:09 AM (J8nVw)

580 Would you be willing to have implants that would

give you perfect recall and permanent memories that wouldn't fade or

corrupt with time?


Posted by: Grump928(C)


Nah, I like remembering how great I really never was....heh.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at Au gust 1 8, 2020 12:02 AM (RZvsU)

There was that chick who remembered everything. I mean *everything*. Ask her what she had for breakfast on January 4th 1992 and she could tell you what it was, and if it was good. Not a prank.

Kind of a curse really. And Heaven help the poor sap who ended up with her. I wouldn't even bother arguing.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:09 AM (tYek7)

581 GOP convention speakers will reportedly include Kristi Noem, Nick Sandmann, and the St. Louis lawyers who drove off the Antifa mob.

It's gonna be lit.

And no, Mitt, you're not invited to that one, either.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:09 AM (unn44)

582 That really would be something else. However, I can also see the enormous room for abuses, and deleterious long-term societal effects.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 18, 2020 12:09 AM (NWiLs)

583 I had not seen this middle part to the assault in Portland.

https://bit.ly/2CFbDKe

That Keese Love asshole better be heading to jail.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:09 AM (yQpMk)

584
'Miracle on 34th Street' just went off on TCM, because August. Good choice, Ted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


It's Maureen O'Hara day on TCM.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2020 12:10 AM (aKsyK)

585 Besides, maybe you can fuck the crazy clean out of them.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:05 AM (D/SYi)

Finally found a phrase to rival "hold my beer".

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:10 AM (tYek7)

586
It's the Ross Perot effect.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 18, 2020 12:07 AM (U2p+3)


The Bernie Bros may not be voting for Biden and Harris. One stole the primary and the other is a cop.

My prediction still stands though: The LP will fail to capitalize in any way on this situation of apathy and incompetence.
They will also get 8% of the vote

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2020 12:10 AM (WyVLE)

587 558 Maybe I'm trying to do too much at once.

Head on over to the Happy Endings Nail Parlor and get the full treatment fingers to toes. The world will look better and added bonus of no torn socks.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2020 12:10 AM (/jZjK)

588 I'd rather have implanted memories that are indistinguishable from the real thing. I'd be a much happier person with some carefully designed changes to my memories.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 18, 2020 12:06 AM (NWiLs)

Nah, you need to do an audit of memories, and decide which ones you can't use, won't keep. Some things can, indeed, be forgotten, and some things, while not forgotten completely, can be made to just not matter anymore.

I say this on the verge of my 30th anniversary of my 29th birthday, with enough family and other baggage to prevent a Dreamliner from taking off. It is possible to shitcan the crap and move on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2020 12:11 AM (qQnCr)

589 Lisa Page violates rule one, and the less common rule 2, never stick it in the something with a dick nibbler like the double jawed Alien.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 18, 2020 12:11 AM (vxv25)

590 Sit here by my knee, Grasshoppah, and let me tell you a tale.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:08 AM (1YlHz)

Whatever dark yarn you are about to spin Im thinking I slept with her too.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:11 AM (D/SYi)

591 Tonight's convention summed up in one bit:

https://twitter.com/ KyleKulinski/status/1295564262128132097

Good Lord, that's just embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:12 AM (unn44)

592 Hey everybody.

I was out delivering today. I passed by a bank, "Banc Of California," that had one of those time/temperature signs.

The time read 6:51pm, when it was actually 7:15pm. Oh well.

Then there was the temp. It said it was 185 degrees Fahrenheit.

This global warminening thing is getting way out of hand...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)

593 572 Sorry, that breaks rule number uno.

Don't stick yer dick in crazy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:02 AM (NgKpN)

I realize, but there has to be some concessions, I mean we are in the middle of a pandemic here.

Besides, maybe you can fuck the crazy clean out of them.
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:05 AM (D/SYi)

Hmmm.... well, if I'm wearin a mask, they won't know me face.

And I can give a fake name.

George.

My fake name is always George. When I go married, had very few people there. Close relatives, and two good friends, literally Joe, and George.

Well, the Father in Law was SUPPOSED to be out front of the chapel, to introduce us to HER guests as they walked up... he bailed, was in a bar.

Well... we'd had a couple of pre wedding drinks ourselves, so after about 50 or so introductions, we started trading off who, was who. Sometimes George was the Groom, sometimes Joe was the Groom...

Needless to say, caught a lot of shit from the now EX over it... but.

Ever since, if I need a fake name? I'm George.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:13 AM (NgKpN)

594 It's Maureen O'Hara day on TCM.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Dang, wished I'd known...One classy and drop dead gorgeous woman.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 18, 2020 12:13 AM (RZvsU)

595 That Keese Love asshole better be heading to jail.

If the Portland DA won't seriously charge him, the Feds can hit him with civil rights violations. Same technique they used in the civil rights era when Southern prosecutors wouldn't go after people who assaulted civil rights workers.

There were multiple assaulters, including a woman who kicked Adam Haner in the back of the head while he was sitting down, as well as punching him several times.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2020 12:14 AM (I2/tG)

596 Maybe I'm trying to do too much at once. Adapting to a new workplace, learning to cope with a wacky boss, dealing with the complete disruption of normal everyday activity, trying to unfuck various other parts of my life AND trying to undo years of rotten programming that's held me back most of my life. When I say it all like that, that is a lot to tackle.
Posted by: Insomniac
--------

Do not brood over the crazy. Just don't. It goes nowhere. I know this. Sounds like a platitude, but it is true. Sometimes one just has to focus on *not* clutching the shit to one's chest.

Sometimes I have to take a break, and tell myself, "Well, there's not a damn thing I can about this tonight, so I'm *not* going to fret over it tonight."

Rinse, repeat, tomorrow night. You should not imagine that other's are not beset by seemingly irresolvable problems that insist upon themselves. Many of us are. Cutting out the brooding is the only help I've found.

If I spread all of my troubles out on the table in front of me, I would be overwhelmed. Procrastination in addressing those problems often pays dividends. Some of them, in time, just dry up, and blow away.

Posted by: My Two Cents at August 18, 2020 12:14 AM (fSmfa)

597 Okay, I'm simultaneously reading Mysterium Paschale, by Hans Urs von Balthasar, a Bolo short story called Field Test, by Keith Laumer, and the first volume of Mircea Eliade's History of Religious Ideas, so I better get to it.

Thanks, everyone, for putting the image of Big Mike into my brain. I may have to pour bleach into my ears to cleanse my mind before I hit the rack tonight.

The Lord Bless you all.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:14 AM (1YlHz)

598 So, big picture wise, the democrats have basically decided that they are willing to divide America and burn it to the ground so they can take power, is that right? They'd rather rule over a hellish dystopia than serve the public under a Trump administration that might be a haven for ideas they don't like.

Hmm... Rather rule in Hell than serve in haven. Man, that sounds familiar.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 18, 2020 12:15 AM (Wm5SB)

599 Ever since, if I need a fake name? I'm George.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:13 AM (NgKpN)

I actually have an alias picked out and ready to go should I need it. I don't know why. I guess I'm easily amused.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 18, 2020 12:16 AM (NWiLs)

600 the president of the United States is calling me names to the entire world. He's demeaning me and my career. It's sickening.
Lisa Page"

That there is what's called consequences little missy. GFyerself and your self righteous hurtz feelins.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 18, 2020 12:16 AM (LTE51)

601 qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:13 AM
Can't top 185 degrees, but it IS after 9:00 in Central California and still 93 degrees.

What did they do here before electricity?
What did they do in Phoenix?

Posted by: KT at August 18, 2020 12:16 AM (BVQ+1)

602 Whatever dark yarn you are about to spin Im thinking I slept with her too.

Posted by: PUE 206



Pretty sure you fucked her right after I married her.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:16 AM (1YlHz)

603
Tonight's convention summed up in one bit:

https://twitter.com/ KyleKulinski/status/1295564262128132097

Good Lord, that's just embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


He's afraid he's going to be drafted and sent to Viet Nam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2020 12:17 AM (aKsyK)

604 the president of the United States is calling me names to the entire world. He's demeaning me and my career. It's sickening.
Lisa Page"



She should have read the thread here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:17 AM (yQpMk)

605 a disease that isn't very fatal (except to retirees)

Seems only months ago the universal enemy around here was the young.
Funny how things can change. Did you ever learn to spell "millennial"?
Here's hoping you never live to worry about being a retiree.
You meant that exactly how you said it. Do humans come any smaller?
Can't wait to see you snivel on the Prayer List.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 18, 2020 12:17 AM (8IOEj)

606 Hmm... Rather rule in Hell than serve in haven. Man, that sounds familiar.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 18, 2020 12:15 AM (Wm5SB)

Yeah, about that . . .

Posted by: Beezlebub at August 18, 2020 12:17 AM (DLzZd)

607 The time read 6:51pm, when it was actually 7:15pm. Oh well.

Then there was the temp. It said it was 185 degrees Fahrenheit.

This global warminening thing is getting way out of hand...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)

I think it was in metric....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2020 12:18 AM (qQnCr)

608 What did they do here before electricity?
What did they do in Phoenix?
Posted by: KT at August 18, 2020 12:16 AM (BVQ+1)

Not live there?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:18 AM (NgKpN)

609 WTF?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:18 AM (yQpMk)

610 When I don't feel like giving my real name, I always like to use the name of a famous serial killer ("Charles Starkweather", say).

It's very rare to be called on it, but if you are it's easy to just say "Yeah, unfortunate coincidence" or something.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:19 AM (unn44)

611 600 the president of the United States is calling me names to the entire world. He's demeaning me and my career. It's sickening.
Lisa Page"

That there is what's called consequences little missy. GFyerself and your self righteous hurtz feelins.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 18, 2020 12:16 AM (LTE51)

She should really call Kamala toe and discuss the risks of giving blow jobs while on the job.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2020 12:19 AM (qQnCr)

612 609 WTF?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:18 AM (yQpMk)

I ask that question several times a day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 18, 2020 12:19 AM (NWiLs)

613 609 WTF?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:18 AM (yQpMk)


All damned year, buddy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2020 12:20 AM (qQnCr)

614 > He's afraid he's going to be drafted and sent to Viet Nam.

I just realized that's Stephen Stills.

Didn't even recognize him.

The years have not been kind to Stevie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:20 AM (unn44)

615 What did they do in Phoenix?

Lived elsewhere.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:20 AM (SchxB)

616 I just realized that's Stephen Stills.


Holy shit, it is!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:21 AM (yQpMk)

617 my career. It's sickening.

Lisa Page
-------------------------------

Let a liar talk long enough and eventually the truth will come out.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:21 AM (tYek7)

618 613 609 WTF?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:18 AM (yQpMk)


All damned year, buddy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2020 12:20 AM (qQnCr)

100 years from now, historians will look at 2020, and say exactly that.

WTF?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:21 AM (NgKpN)

619 And with that hordians.

I must say Good night, parting is such sweet sorrow,

That I will not post, until tomorrow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:22 AM (NgKpN)

620 What did they do here before electricity?
What did they do in Phoenix?
Posted by: KT at August 18, 2020 12:16 AM (BVQ+1)

In old Phoenix, they had swamp coolers, but even in 1960 the population of the entire Valley was less than 100,000.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2020 12:22 AM (V2Yro)

621 KT, LOL. I think Phoenix was pretty tiny pre-Carrier.

tcn, it read verbatim "185 F." The metric is Celsius, I believe...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)

622 Good Lord, that's just embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

---------------------

Aside from the 20 or so punchlines I have, I would like to add this as proof they have faked/engineered an entire cultural movement to make it seem like it's against *Trump* when in reality the fake springboard they waited for was just Democrats in a Democrat City fucking around with Democrats.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:23 AM (tYek7)

623 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 18, 2020 12:01 AM (NWiLs)

Damn right it is. Even worse when you can't quit thinking about it.

But quit thinking about it!

I keep telling you, we're all kinda like magnets. What we focus on most draws similar things to us, good or bad.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 18, 2020 12:23 AM (beXqm)

624 Good Lord, that's just embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-----------


What's that sound? It's the sound of homo.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:24 AM (tYek7)

625 "Billy Porter (born September 21, 1969) is an American actor and singer. ... Porter won the 2013 Best Actor in a Musical for his role as Lola in Kinky Boots at the 67th Tony Awards. He credits the part for "cracking open" his feminine side to confront toxic masculinity."

I really doubt that Count Dickula here had a toxic masculinity problem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2020 12:25 AM (yQpMk)

626 Wait, I just realized a good reason why that bank temp read 185F:

The interior of the bank was probably being burned and looted at that very moment. This *is* SoCal after all. Silly me!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)

627
Then there was the temp. It said it was 185 degrees Fahrenheit.



This global warminening thing is getting way out of hand...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)


My Maserati goes that fast.

Posted by: Joe Walsh at August 18, 2020 12:26 AM (DLzZd)

628 Good Lord, that's just embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-----------

By the way did they remove the white from the flag on purpose or is it me? Looks like not very subtle messaging.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:26 AM (tYek7)

629 Pretty sure you fucked her right after I married her.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:16 AM (1YlHz)

Either way Im pretty sure I married her too.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:27 AM (D/SYi)

630 DNC speaker calls for the destruction of capitalism:


https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck /status/1295567165777739776

(remove space)

Note the "Holy shit!" reaction of the guy in the lower left.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:28 AM (unn44)

631 Aside from the 20 or so punchlines I have, I would
like to add this as proof they have faked/engineered an entire cultural
movement to make it seem like it's against *Trump* when in reality the
fake springboard they waited for was just Democrats in a Democrat City
fucking around with Democrats.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:23 AM (tYek7)


You know, they should have invited John Kerry. He could have at least got John Taylor.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2020 12:28 AM (WyVLE)

632 So when do the "Gummer and the Hummer" show up at the DNC comedy club?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 18, 2020 12:29 AM (RZvsU)

633 O'CrazyHo calls for a "national progressive penpal program" to help out the post office by selling more stamps.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:30 AM (unn44)

634 What's that sound? It's the sound of homo.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:24 AM (tYek7)

Not sure what demographic they were aiming this at, but it wasn't adult and it probably wasn't human.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2020 12:31 AM (qQnCr)

635

The House is set to return on Saturday to vote on legislation related to the US Postal Service, House Democratic leaders announced Monday, with an eye toward providing the financially strapped agency with $25 billion in funding despite White House objections.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)

636 Starting with 'slattern' (which IIRC was spelled 'slatter'), the list of synonyms is really impressive. A collection of them would be worthwhile. A few vulgarities (c' dumpster) could be left off the list for my tastes. But, hilarious and impressive Hordethink.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 18, 2020 12:32 AM (wKcYr)

637 the president of the United States is calling me names to the entire world. He's demeaning me and my career. It's sickening.
Lisa Page"
------------------

Did he use the word 'trollop'? 'Hussy'? 'Slut'? 'Baggage'?

If not, then he was being polite, missy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 12:33 AM (fSmfa)

638 Hmmm.... well, if I'm wearin a mask, they won't know me face.

And I can give a fake name.

George.

My fake name is always George. When I go married, had very few people there. Close relatives, and two good friends, literally Joe, and George.

Well, the Father in Law was SUPPOSED to be out front of the chapel, to introduce us to HER guests as they walked up... he bailed, was in a bar.

Well... we'd had a couple of pre wedding drinks ourselves, so after about 50 or so introductions, we started trading off who, was who. Sometimes George was the Groom, sometimes Joe was the Groom...

Needless to say, caught a lot of shit from the now EX over it... but.

Ever since, if I need a fake name? I'm George.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 12:13 AM (NgKpN)

Never go full Wedding Crashers, but if you do remember that Im Seamus Otoole.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:33 AM (D/SYi)

639 Saw a screenshot of Mooch.

She's about halfway between Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son and Flip Wilson in drag.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:34 AM (unn44)

640 O'CrazyHo calls for a "national progressive penpal program" to help out the post office by selling more stamps.
----------

*?*

I only text, will that work?

Posted by: SJW Millennial at August 18, 2020 12:34 AM (fSmfa)

641 591
Tonight's convention summed up in one bit:



https://twitter.com/ KyleKulinski/status/1295564262128132097



Good Lord, that's just embarrassing.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:12 AM (unn44)


---------------------------------------

Glad to see that Blacula was able to find some part-time work during COVID.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 18, 2020 12:35 AM (+3rQF)

642 Did he use the word 'trollop'? 'Hussy'? 'Slut'? 'Baggage'?

If not, then he was being polite, missy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 12:33 AM (fSmfa)

I recall Margaret Trudeau (nee Sinclair) being called the "campus mattress" at Simon Fraser University, aka "The high school on the hill".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 12:35 AM (LKgUe)

643 Retreat up the Gorge to Carson Wa. Go north till you cross the high bridge over the Wind River. Blow the high bridge.

There are FS roads from St Helens that would need to be watched but that's it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 18, 2020 12:35 AM (YynYJ)

644 632 So when do the "Gummer and the Hummer" show up at the DNC comedy club?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at August 18, 2020 12:29 AM (RZvsU)

The Magoo and Kootchie Koo show should start on the second last day, They have probably taped Joe's final night speech already.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 18, 2020 12:36 AM (Wm5SB)

645 > I only text, will that work?

Yes, but you have to stick stamps on your screen first, and there must be sufficient postage to account for the weight of the phone.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:36 AM (unn44)

646 the thing with the Babylon Bee is that people will be forced to go to their website instead. Maybe they will have a forum of sorts instead.

Maybe they will go to Locals.com or something similar

Breaking: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2zkqmny

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2020 12:36 AM (WyVLE)

647 Glad to see that Blacula was able to find some part-time work during COVID.

The DNC is really missing Weinstein's production skills.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2020 12:37 AM (I2/tG)

648 Tonight's convention summed up in one bit:

https://twitter.com/ KyleKulinski/status/1295564262128132097

Good Lord, that's just embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 12:12 AM (unn44)

There is no way for me to unsee that

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:39 AM (D/SYi)

649
I might agree with you except I know that in every election, especially in Oregon and Washington, a minimum of 5% of votes cast for Dems are fraudulent. So they easily make up their loss to the Green party with fraud.

I could be wrong, tho. Wouldn't be the first time.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:07 AM (1YlHz)


At least for WA, I really think you're low. Like double it. Not just the ballots filled out by someone else, but there are many thousands of non-citizens registered to vote.

Nobody checks the Motor Voter card. Nobody.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 12:41 AM (sy5kK)

650 The DNC is really missing Weinstein's production skills.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2020 12:37 AM (I2/tG)


I can't figure this one out.
1) all the top tier people have kneecapped all the up and comers so no one is available to do the actual nuts and bolts work

2) all the people in charge have started hiring their best friends, relatives and possible sexual partners because "anyone can do menial jobs like that"

3) the people responsible for doing the job right are stealing everyone blind and the people supposed to pay attention are getting a cut OR are so addled and isolated from actual reality they can't tell the difference


Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2020 12:41 AM (WyVLE)

651 Either way I'm pretty sure I married her too.

Posted by: PUE 206




*FistBump*

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:41 AM (1YlHz)

652 I've been wondering what Cat from Red Dwarf was up to.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:42 AM (tYek7)

653
Besides, maybe you can fuck the crazy clean out of them.
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:05 AM (D/SYi)




said the fly to the flypaper.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 12:43 AM (sy5kK)

654 Defrosting the fridge. Looks like Gerbil worming caused all the glaciers in the world to retreat to my freezer compartment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 12:43 AM (LKgUe)

655 How long before non-mask wearing is considered a red-flag behavior requiring dispossession of all firearms.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2020 12:43 AM (k/wT0)

656 Cat from Red Dwarf:

https://tinyurl.com/yy826lmk

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2020 12:43 AM (tYek7)

657 Yeah. A lot of infrastructure sites aren't in downtown.
Antifa did the Go to the Suburbs thing here a couple months ago. The response by locals was immediate and huge.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2020 11:58 PM (axyOa)

Even if it starts happening in downtowns I think if its substantial like a bridge or a bypass, it will be weapons free situation.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:45 AM (D/SYi)

658 Defrosting the fridge. Looks like Gerbil worming caused all the glaciers in the world to retreat to my freezer compartment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------

Any chance that the defrost thermostat has failed? Happened to ours. Result: as you describe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 12:45 AM (pK7cg)

659 Did 'moistened bint' make the list? If not, it should be added.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2020 12:45 AM (DLzZd)

660 Defrosting the fridge. Looks like Gerbil worming caused all the glaciers in the world to retreat to my freezer compartment.

If it's supposed to be a frost free model, make sure the heating element didn't quit. Had one do that to me twice in a two year stretch. Found a dual element replacement and didn't have to replace it for at least 12 years. Then I sold the house and left it there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:49 AM (SchxB)

661 MisHum, if you're out there, I hope you caught the link I posted for you in yesterday's ONT. It's not a joke.

Just go to that comment thread and do a search for Status Quo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:49 AM (L2ZTs)

662 *FistBump*
Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:41 AM (1YlHz)

Damn straight Eskimo brother!

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:49 AM (D/SYi)

663 Back in the day, used to hang out with some girls who referred to themselves as a bunch of shameless hussies. Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 18, 2020 12:49 AM (tEsMf)

664
*FistBump*

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 12:41 AM (1YlHz)



Damn straight Eskimo brother!


That Lisa Page sure does get around.


What?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:50 AM (SchxB)

665
I can't figure this one out.


Posted by: Kindltot

=======

4) All the current hires got their jobs on the basis of race and gender, not quality of work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2020 12:50 AM (G51Gf)

666 ooo

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2020 12:50 AM (G51Gf)

667 Did 'moistened bint' make the list? If not, it should be added.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2020 12:45 AM (DLzZd)

Always liked bint due to its Arabic origin, which makes it more twisted since it means daughter.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:51 AM (D/SYi)

668 A kind of meh day today. It was hot, leastwise for around here. I did a little lawn mowing, not much, and fueled up the mower for the next assault. Cleaned a bunch of junk off my outdoor workbench, which was a real chore. Made enough clear space to actually do work on it again, so there's that.

Got all the fittings out of the twin air tanks for the air brakes on the Flxible coach. And cut the bung out of the end of one of them. Looking inside, by way of the bungholes (low floater alert), they aren't that bad inside, could be safely used, I think. But I have a single 11-gallon tank teed up that will replace them, and be able to mount it it standing upright in the back left corner of the engine compartment, so it is away from road splash.

The bung cut out of the old tank will get welded into the new one, so it will have 4 bungs: line in from compressor, line out to brake valves, drain and accessory air chuck at the bottom, and safety valve and small line to compressor unloader on one side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 12:52 AM (LKgUe)

669 AOP, gotta question for ya:

Do you think Alberta could actually become a US state along with Puerto Rico?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)

670 That Lisa Page sure does get around.


What?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:50 AM (SchxB)

Its okay to admit she got you too brother

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:53 AM (D/SYi)

671

82 nights, and counting!

Burn and beat them!

Mostly peacefully!

Posted by: Portland antifa at August 18, 2020 12:54 AM (sy5kK)

672 I have this wack theory about Assange.

First the center of Spygate was London. Assange was there.

I think Wikileaks is a CIA joint and Assange is CIA.

If Assange is pardoned tomorrow we may learn some interesting things.

Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2020 12:54 AM (ZfRYq)

673 If it's supposed to be a frost free model, make sure the heating element didn't quit. Had one do that to me twice in a two year stretch. Found a dual element replacement and didn't have to replace it for at least 12 years. Then I sold the house and left it there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:49 AM (SchxB)

It is an old, old, round-shouldered Philco. Not frost-free, ever. But it keeps the food and beer cold. And it fits the little fridge alcove built into my kitchen. Which is also round-shouldered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 12:55 AM (LKgUe)

674 elonmusk

History is written by the victors ...except on Wikipedia haha

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2020 12:56 AM (/jZjK)

675 Its okay to admit she got you too brother

No, she turned me down. Word on the street is, "First time for everything."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:56 AM (SchxB)

676 At FB a friend posted a pic he/she supposedly found in a supermarket:

"In order to maintain proper social distancing, we ask that you do not shuck your corn in-store"

Aw shucks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)

677 Asperated at dinner tonight. I should've known better to mix rice with other textures. My swallow reflex is getting worse. Damm it.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 18, 2020 12:57 AM (0OmEj)

678 I have this wack theory about Assange.

First the center of Spygate was London. Assange was there.

I think Wikileaks is a CIA joint and Assange is CIA.

If Assange is pardoned tomorrow we may learn some interesting things.
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2020 12:54 AM (ZfRYq)

You know Id half buy that after the year weve had

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 12:57 AM (D/SYi)

679 It is an old, old, round-shouldered Philco. Not frost-free, ever. But it
keeps the food and beer cold. And it fits the little fridge alcove
built into my kitchen. Which is also round-shouldered.


Had Shelvedore like that when I was a kid. Nothing to be done for it but break out the hair dryer or heat gun.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:58 AM (SchxB)

680 . Looking inside, by way of the bungholes (low floater alert), they aren't that bad inside,
---------

FWIW, there are kits you can buy for lining a tank. Clean-out solution, then a polymerizing coating that's poured in.

Berseker probably has had first-hand experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 12:58 AM (bk3Sg)

681 AOP, gotta question for ya:

Do you think Alberta could actually become a US state along with Puerto Rico?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)

I would be in favor of Alberta, Saskatchewan, Northwest Territory, and Yukon all being absorbed into the USA. That would give an All-American land route to Alaska, and you would get the majority of conservative-minded Canadians. And a metric fuck-ton of resources, including the largest single source of uranium. We'd have to occupy the Peace River block of British Columbia, which probably would not be contested, since residents there justifiably feel they are constantly shit on by Victoria.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:00 AM (LKgUe)

682 672 I have this wack theory about Assange.

First the center of Spygate was London. Assange was there.

I think Wikileaks is a CIA joint and Assange is CIA.

If Assange is pardoned tomorrow we may learn some interesting things.
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2020 12:54 AM (ZfRYq)


There are so many possible names that could be pardoned, if that's happening tomorrow, that it's tough to speculate.

Kind of like a last minute visit to the track, and no time to read the Racing Form, and only able to just bet blindly.

So many possible choices that it's tough to get it right.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:00 AM (sy5kK)

683 Its okay to admit she got you too brother

No, she turned me down. Word on the street is, "First time for everything."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 12:56 AM (SchxB)

Honestly its hard to believe, next thing your gonna tell me is that she has standards.

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 01:01 AM (D/SYi)

684 If Assange is pardoned tomorrow we may learn some interesting things.

Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2020 12:54 AM (ZfRYq)


Trump says it won't be Assange or Flynn.
It'll be a ... surprise!

Posted by: Braenyard at August 18, 2020 01:01 AM (/jZjK)

685 AOP, wow! That'd be a nice new chunk of land.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:02 AM (L2ZTs)

686 Wikileaks is good for catching leakers, publishing disinformation, and getting intel from foreign sources.

Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2020 01:02 AM (ZfRYq)

687 Wikileaks = good
Bidenleaks = bad

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:02 AM (L2ZTs)

688 I can't figure this one out.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2020 12:41 AM (WyVLE)

4) They know they're gonna get curbstomped, so everyone is just phoning it in.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:02 AM (unn44)

689 I thought Trump said not Snowden or Flynn

Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2020 01:03 AM (ZfRYq)

690 If the Portland DA won't seriously charge him, the Feds can hit him with
civil rights violations. Same technique they used in the civil rights
era when Southern prosecutors wouldn't go after people who assaulted
civil rights workers.

----

The Portland DA (and the mayor) are the entire problem. Can you bring the DA up on charges if he flagrantly lets people go who commit more and more serious crimes? Basically he is enabling crime. I bet you the guy that committed the assault in the video has already been released this month.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 18, 2020 01:04 AM (h1jJh)

691 Had Shelvedore like that when I was a kid. Nothing to be done for it but break out the hair dryer or heat gun.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
--------

I still have a 50's Gibson in the basement. Looks like this: https://tinyurl.com/yxrs58hr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:05 AM (pK7cg)

692 Honestly its hard to believe, next thing your gonna tell me is that she has standards.

Democrat. She's got two sets. That's right, double standards.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 01:06 AM (SchxB)

693 ..FWIW, there are kits you can buy for lining a tank. Clean-out solution, then a polymerizing coating that's poured in.

Berseker probably has had first-hand experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 12:58 AM (bk3Sg)



That's the "Kreem" tank sealing system. Works well, but the buyer is well advised to *know* how many gallons of tank is in question, before buying.

They're pretty damn exact in their volume to square inches of coverage calculations, and you'd really rather be pouring a bit of surplus out of the tank, vs. not having quite enough to thoroughly coat all that needs coating.

Oh, and work quickly. That shit sets up faster than you think.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2020 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

694 Having a 1950s-era Gibson freezer in the basement = good

Having a 1920s-era Gibson girl cryogenically frozen inside of same = bad

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:07 AM (L2ZTs)

695 > Had Shelvedore like that when I was a kid.

Wow, there's an ancient memory. By Crosley, who also made tons of other things, radios, cars, you name it. A forgotten brand name now.

Wikipedia sez the Crosley fridges were the first ones to have shelves in the door, hence the name.

A pretty major innovation, when you think about it.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:07 AM (unn44)

696 I still have a 50's Gibson in the basement.
Hard to keep in tune?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 01:07 AM (SchxB)

697 FWIW, there are kits you can buy for lining a tank. Clean-out solution, then a polymerizing coating that's poured in.

Berseker probably has had first-hand experience.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 12:58 AM (bk3Sg)

I would be very leery of applying any lining to the interior of an air tank for an air brake system. Should the lining flake or peel off, shreds could find their way into the valves, and cause brake failure.

If the "new" tank has any appreciable scale in it, I will dump in a couple of pounds of random nuts and bolts, some washing soda, and some water. Run a long rod through the end bungs, and tow it behind my golf cart like a sod roller, make a couple of orbits around the yard. Should make it sparkle inside. A splash of Metal-Prep (dilute phosphoric acid), and clean water rinse should make the interior surface rust-resistant, without any coating to flake off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:07 AM (LKgUe)

698 Wow, there's an ancient memory. By Crosley, who also made tons of other
things, radios, cars, you name it. A forgotten brand name now.


You can still buy Crosley products. They're cheap shit Chinese garbage, but you can buy them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 01:10 AM (SchxB)

699 Posted by: USNtakim at August 18, 2020 12:57 AM (0OmEj)

I'm so sorry. I know you have a terrible condition.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 18, 2020 01:10 AM (beXqm)

700 > Can you bring the DA up on charges if he flagrantly lets people go who commit more and more serious crimes?

Deprivation of rights under color of law.

Can be a capital offense, if someone dies as a result.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:11 AM (unn44)

701 Wow, there's an ancient memory. By Crosley, who also made tons of other things, radios, cars, you name it. A forgotten brand name now.

Wikipedia sez the Crosley fridges were the first ones to have shelves in the door, hence the name.

A pretty major innovation, when you think about it.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:07 AM (unn44)

I had a Crosley car. Probably have a Crosley radio or two. Fun fact: Crosley cars had Motorola radios, because Powell Crosley had sold the radio company before he started building cars, and the radio company didn't, or wouldn't build auto radios for him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:12 AM (LKgUe)

702 > You can still buy Crosley products. They're cheap shit Chinese garbage, but you can buy them.

Like "Singer", eh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:12 AM (unn44)

703 Having a 1950s-era Gibson freezer in the basement = good

Having a 1920s-era Gibson girl cryogenically frozen inside of same = bad
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:07 AM (L2ZTs)


You know I like my coffee like I like my women


ground up and in the freezer

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 01:12 AM (D/SYi)

704 I turned to Milady and said, "We need to celebrate the little victories of everyday life." Then I read her...

I filled and started the dishwasher. Go me.
Posted by: Insomniac


She said, "Yeah, that's a good one."

[Damn you, Insom, stay back from Milady, you chick magnet.] (heh- who wrote something to that effect the other night? I was startled, thinking it might be taken badly, but you took it in jovial spirits. ++, dude)
___

Speaking of, Hey everybody. Donate to my PayPal account to support our dishwasher. I'm underpaid.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 18, 2020 01:12 AM (wKcYr)

705 You can still buy Crosley products. They're cheap shit Chinese garbage, but you can buy them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 01:10 AM (SchxB)

Heh. I have a "Studebaker" radio/CD player in my garage. Retro-styled POS made in China. It works, but it is real cheesy. Twenty dollars at Target store, many years ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:14 AM (LKgUe)

706 > I had a Crosley car. Probably have a Crosley radio or two.

I've always been fascinated by their Icyball -- a refrigerator that you can run even if all you have is a wood stove.

I've never seen one in person, but I understand they were pretty popular in Alaska (and probably Canada too), back in the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:15 AM (unn44)

707 Soooo...I see they're going to fuck up planes, trains, and automobiles.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2020 01:17 AM (9Om/r)

708 ..If the "new" tank has any appreciable scale in it, I will dump in a couple of pounds of random nuts and bolts, some washing soda, and some water. Run a long rod through the end bungs, and tow it behind my golf cart like a sod roller, make a couple of orbits around the yard. Should make it sparkle inside. A splash of Metal-Prep (dilute phosphoric acid), and clean water rinse should make the interior surface rust-resistant, without any coating to flake off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:07 AM (LKgUe)



True enough. But fewer than 50% of air tanks have fittings at both top and bottom. Most have at least one side-mounted fitting point.

Your method mostly still applies though.

Except set it up on a set of parallel axis, shaft-mounted rubber rollers, suitably powered by motor and reduction pulleys.

And your method sucks for motorcycle tanks, by the way. No need to bangle up a perfectly good priceless! Vincent Black Shadow tank with a drag around the yard?


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2020 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

709 Thought Sasha was tantrum

Silly me

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 01:17 AM (dXUDN)

710 Any chance that the defrost thermostat has failed? Happened to ours. Result: as you describe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Is is certified for High Altitude use?

Mountaintop living has it downsides.

Posted by: Miklos the Sherpa at August 18, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

711

Crosley Pup

https://tinyurl.com/y3ojdmuy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2020 01:19 AM (aKsyK)

712

So if the Shadow Gate video keeps getting pulled, and you don't have a chance to see it, the Day by Day cartoon did a good summary of it, in their unique way.

https://tinyurl.com/y2qcepdk

I enjoy this comic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:19 AM (sy5kK)

713 Soooo...I see they're going to fuck up planes, trains, and automobiles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads


Will it be more of a wreck or a crash?

Posted by: Miklos, registered unlikely viewer at August 18, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

714 707 Soooo...I see they're going to fuck up planes, trains, and automobiles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2020 01:17 AM (9Om/r)


If nobody ever watches this woke version, can we say it didn't happen? Like the sound of one hand clapping? A tree falling in the forest with nobody around so it doesn't make a sound?

Truly, one of the funniest movies of it's time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:22 AM (sy5kK)

715 Soooo...I see they're going to fuck up planes, trains, and automobiles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2020 01:17 AM (9Om/r)

I was avoiding that snippet because its the most depressing thing Ive seen today

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 01:22 AM (D/SYi)

716 Maybe in this temake they all crash into a volcano and go cannibal

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 01:23 AM (dXUDN)

717 I've always been fascinated by their Icyball -- a refrigerator that you can run even if all you have is a wood stove.

I've never seen one in person, but I understand they were pretty popular in Alaska (and probably Canada too), back in the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 01:15 AM (unn44)

I have heard of them, but never seen one. Read the wiki on it. This would be a good thing for preppers to copy, and keep on hand. You could have dependable food refrigeration for the expense of a half-hour's work every day. Probably would not be impossible to build a solar oven to provide the heat needed to recharge the device.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:24 AM (LKgUe)

718 I've always been fascinated by their Icyball -- a refrigerator that you can run even if all you have is a wood stove.

I've never seen one in person, but I understand they were pretty popular in Alaska (and probably Canada too), back in the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


I have been intrigued by the possibility of building a Supersized Einstein-Szilard refrigerator that could cool an entire house.

Posted by: Miklos, just need a garage to tinker in at August 18, 2020 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

719 What will they tackle next?

Sixteen Candles or Say Anything?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 01:24 AM (dXUDN)

720 ..Will it be more of a wreck or a crash?

Posted by: Miklos, registered unlikely viewer at August 18, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)



There will be a wreck of a woke after the crash.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2020 01:25 AM (QzJWU)

721 What will they tackle next?

Sixteen Candles or Say Anything?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Song of the South Side Chicago

Posted by: Miklos, volunteer librettist at August 18, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

722 Woke of the Red Karen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 01:26 AM (dXUDN)

723 Except set it up on a set of parallel axis, shaft-mounted rubber rollers, suitably powered by motor and reduction pulleys.

And your method sucks for motorcycle tanks, by the way. No need to bangle up a perfectly good priceless! Vincent Black Shadow tank with a drag around the yard?
/snrk

Jim
-----------

I cobbed together a similar thing to scrub in new fork springs, so that they would not squeak/squeal as new after-market springs often do.

Length of steel pipe with endcaps, which was rotated on rollers by a small gearmotor. Running through the length of pipe was a rod with stops on it. The rod was driven by another gearmotor with an eccentric arm.

The result was that the spring was scrubbed back and forth in the rotating pipe, into which I poured a bit of Brasso. Worked good. Just broke/polished the outer edges of the coils.

The best part, of course, was being able to walk away and let the machine do the work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:26 AM (830x5)

724 Heh. I have a "Studebaker" radio/CD player in my garage. Retro-styled
POS made in China. It works, but it is real cheesy. Twenty dollars at
Target store, many years ago.


There's a "Studebaker Hi Fi" company out of Chicago selling turntables and boomboxes. Their nameplate looks somewhat familiar.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 18, 2020 01:27 AM (SchxB)

725

Citizen Karen

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2020 01:28 AM (aKsyK)

726 if Trump pardons Assange, the swamp will have a total meltdown

Posted by: Jose at August 18, 2020 01:29 AM (L9Ewk)

727 True enough. But fewer than 50% of air tanks have fittings at both top and bottom. Most have at least one side-mounted fitting point.

Your method mostly still applies though.

Except set it up on a set of parallel axis, shaft-mounted rubber rollers, suitably powered by motor and reduction pulleys.

And your method sucks for motorcycle tanks, by the way. No need to bangle up a perfectly good priceless! Vincent Black Shadow tank with a drag around the yard?


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2020 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

Well, the "new" tank has only one end bung, but I will weld in another. The domed end is the safest place to weld a new bung into a pressure vessel, anyway.

The Vincent Black Shadow tank? Strap it on Shakira's ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:29 AM (LKgUe)

728 Be better if the Swamp Epstein's itself

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 01:29 AM (dXUDN)

729
Song of the South Side Chicago
Posted by: Miklos, volunteer librettist at August 18, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)


*snort*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:30 AM (sy5kK)

730 FWIW, there are kits you can buy for lining a tank. Clean-out solution, then a polymerizing coating that's poured in.



Berseker probably has had first-hand experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 12:58 AM (bk3Sg)



I wish I could say there was something great out there, but every gas tank I see with that "coating" just never seems to hold up, and its a mess. The very last one I saw was peeling around the entire upper part of the tank, and it ended up looking like somebody laid a huge piece of old pink rubber raincoat inside the tank and is just floating around. Another broke loose around the filler area and just started drooping bad enough to where it almost closed off the filler. You could have easily pumped gas between the coating and tank instead of *in* the tank if you weren't careful. It seems the gas always finds a way under it and breaks it loose somewhere. I never used the shit in any form, because there never seems to be happiness with the bikes I run across that have it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2020 01:30 AM (9Om/r)

731 Ever wondered what Karen's last name is?

Grundy, Karen Grundy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:30 AM (830x5)

732 Grinder, Karen Grinder

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 01:31 AM (dXUDN)

733 I never used the shit in any form, because there never seems to be happiness with the bikes I run across that have it.
Posted by: Berserker
---------

AOP instinctively rejected the idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:32 AM (L47aO)

734 Citizen Karen

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr




That works on several levels. Nicely done.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2020 01:32 AM (1YlHz)

735 Truly, one of the funniest movies of it's time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:22 AM (sy5kK)


"I can't let you drive this piece of shit on my highway". lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2020 01:32 AM (9Om/r)

736 Ever wondered what Karen's last name is?

Grundy, Karen Grundy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:30 AM (830x5)

732 Grinder, Karen Grinder
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, it's sure not her married name.

Posted by: Mr. Miklos at August 18, 2020 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

737 Citizen Karen, "why the sked? I don't to Renew..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 01:33 AM (dXUDN)

738 Married name?

Mudd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 01:36 AM (dXUDN)

739 The best part, of course, was being able to walk away and let the machine do the work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:26 AM (830x5)

I have been cleaning small metal parts, up to say six-inch U-bolts, by throwing them into a small cement mixer with a couple of gallons of water and some washing soda. It takes off rust; it takes off paint; it takes off grease, and it doesn't do great violence to threaded parts. About an hour's tumbling does just fine. Rinse parts in fresh water, lay out in the Sun to dry. Most stuff comes out ready to use, or ready to paint. And damaged parts, the damage is now readily visible, so they can be discarded without a qualm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:36 AM (LKgUe)

740 What, where, and why....but more importantly WHO..is the Karen origin...(Kinda like the melting dude in Prometheus opening sequence)

could be wrong....just like Jimma Carter in a coma....

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2020 01:37 AM (u1WYs)

741 could be wrong....just like Jimma Carter in a coma....
Posted by: Nightwatch
--------------

Peanut allergy?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:39 AM (bk3Sg)

742 could be wrong....just like Jimma Carter in a coma....
Posted by: Nightwatch


If it were Bill Clinton, it would be an Oxford coma

Posted by: Miklos, let's eat, Grandma at August 18, 2020 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

743 I know it's from Consumer Reports, but this is an interesting video. Wonder if it's been shared here before.

IHSS crash test between a 2009 Chevy Malibu and a 1959 Chevy Bel Air.

https://youtu.be/fPF4fBGNK0U

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:40 AM (L2ZTs)

744 Married name?

Mudd.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Needs a hyphen.

Posted by: Karen from the HOA at August 18, 2020 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

745 I'd think Karen's last name would be either Crusher or Wanker.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:40 AM (L2ZTs)

746
No, Big Mike, Trump is NOT closing down polling places and removing mailboxes in minority urban neighborhoods.


She actually said this earlier tonight.

And she meant it, dammit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:40 AM (sy5kK)

747 Yes, I must own that....

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2020 01:41 AM (u1WYs)

748 Truly, one of the funniest movies of it's time.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:22 AM (sy5kK)


"I can't let you drive this piece of shit on my highway". lol
---

"Blue mooooon of Kennntucky, keep on shinin'"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 18, 2020 01:42 AM (h1jJh)

749 I never used the shit in any form, because there never seems to be happiness with the bikes I run across that have it.
Posted by: Berserker
---------

AOP instinctively rejected the idea.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:32 AM (L47aO)

I have used Eastwood fuel tank liner on the fuel tank for a '40 Studebaker Champion. That tank was in real tough shape. But: fuel tanks aren't under pressure, and you normally have filters in line between the tank and the engine; often more than one.

AFAIK, they don't have filters in air brake systems. I will have to ask about that, and if there is an approved filter available, I will get one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:42 AM (LKgUe)

750 Karen Grundy? Of the Solomon Island Grundy's?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2020 01:42 AM (cI3Q7)

751 "Mrs Grundy is a figurative name for an extremely conventional or priggish person, a personification of the tyranny of conventional propriety. A tendency to be overly fearful of what others might think is sometimes referred to as grundyism."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:45 AM (WD9ZA)

752 746


No, Big Mike, Trump is NOT closing down polling places and removing mailboxes in minority urban neighborhoods.





She actually said this earlier tonight.



And she meant it, dammit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:40 AM (sy5kK)

Crazy.
They are so desperate, they are flinging anything against the wall praying something will stick. Oh, wait, they don't pray.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2020 01:46 AM (ufFY8)

753 735 Truly, one of the funniest movies of it's time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:22 AM (sy5kK)


"I can't let you drive this piece of shit on my highway". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2020 01:32 AM (9Om/r)


"Those aren't PILLOWS!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:47 AM (sy5kK)

754 The desire to disprove of and control others is not inherent only to 'conventional' mores though, if the last couple decades have taught us nothing else, it should be that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2020 01:47 AM (cI3Q7)

755 I know it's from Consumer Reports, but this is an interesting video. Wonder if it's been shared here before.

IHSS crash test between a 2009 Chevy Malibu and a 1959 Chevy Bel Air.

https://youtu.be/fPF4fBGNK0U
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:40 AM (L2ZTs)

That's been around for donkey's years. The '59 Chevy's had an "X" frame, so they uniquely susceptible to damage from a front quartering collision. They set that "crash" up to match the weak point in the '59 with the strong point in the '09.

Most other cars in the late '50's had either a perimeter frame or a ladder frame that was less susceptible to such damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:47 AM (LKgUe)

756 Did 'moistened bint' make the list? If not, it should be added.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2020 12:45 AM (DLzZd)


I was always kinda fond of the phrase "sportin' ladies".

Must be my fondness for westerns.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 01:48 AM (Z4rgH)

757 AOP, so you're saying that even by 1959 standards the Bel Air was an especially dangerous car?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:48 AM (L2ZTs)

758 Also, do today's cars have aluminum frames?
I know they're supposed to sacrifice themselves for the driver.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:49 AM (L2ZTs)

759 AOP, also, at least Consumer Reports touted the Chevy Malibu as 'safe.'

I still remember, when I liked to read CR in the late 1970s and early 1980s (yes I was a ridonkulous nerd), they just loved to hate on American cars for anything and everything, including safety. They especially hated Chrysler.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:52 AM (L2ZTs)

760 AOP, so you're saying that even by 1959 standards the Bel Air was an especially dangerous car?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:48 AM (L2ZTs)

No, it really wasn't. Unibody cars were not much different.

Hitting the front corner of a '59 BelAir with a small dense Malibu was like Ramon Mercader hitting Trotsky's head with an ice axe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:52 AM (LKgUe)

761 AOP, so you're saying that even by 1959 standards the Bel Air was an especially dangerous car?
Posted by: qdpsteve
---------
So long as they are structurally and functionally sound, no car is inherently dangerous. Same with firearms, in a sense, i.e., so long as it will not inadvertently fire, it isn't dangerous.

Footnote: Ralph Nader was an idiot/asshole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:52 AM (bPH26)

762 IHSS crash test between a 2009 Chevy Malibu and a 1959 Chevy Bel Air.

https://youtu.be/fPF4fBGNK0U
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:40 AM (L2ZTs)


I watched that about 5 times. Those design engineers have earned their keep in the last 50 years, no doubt.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 18, 2020 01:53 AM (sy5kK)

763 Mike, thanks.
IMHO the Corsair coulda been a game changer (a la the Mustang) if not for Nader. But I could very well be wrong. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:53 AM (L2ZTs)

764 751 "Mrs Grundy is a figurative name for an extremely conventional or priggish person, a personification of the tyranny of conventional propriety. A tendency to be overly fearful of what others might think is sometimes referred to as grundyism."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2020 01:45 AM (WD9ZA)


Absolutely. She is the personification of priggism.

Which is actually a word, fucking spellcheck, which underlined my correct spelling of the word.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 01:54 AM (Z4rgH)

765 AOP, also thanks.
I always thought the Bel Air had an especially creepy/weird tail end design, btw. I know they were trying to riff on the 'fishtail' craze, but good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:54 AM (L2ZTs)

766 AOP, also, at least Consumer Reports touted the Chevy Malibu as 'safe.'

I still remember, when I liked to read CR in the late 1970s and early 1980s (yes I was a ridonkulous nerd), they just loved to hate on American cars for anything and everything, including safety. They especially hated Chrysler.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:52 AM (L2ZTs)

You have to remember, CR is Leftist from the core. They hate cars on principle. We should all be riding streetcars and buses. So the cars they "approve" are invariably the dullest, most boring they can find, which are "safe" by virtue of the fact that we don't want to spend any time in them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2020 01:55 AM (LKgUe)

767 AOP, even as a teenager I got that vibe from CR as well. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:56 AM (L2ZTs)

768 I like AOP's territorial expansion idea.

Manifest Destiny/Arctic Boogaloo.

And I especially like the idea of liberating sections of British California. Even better would be deporting authoritarian undesirables to Ontario, and liberating all of BC. Are the Hong Kong Chinese sensible, or inexplicably ga-ga for stupid authoritarian ideas, even having fled a tyranny?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2020 01:57 AM (OTzUX)

769 Also, do today's cars have aluminum frames?
I know they're supposed to sacrifice themselves for the driver.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 01:49 AM (L2ZTs)


They have 'crumple zones', parts designed specifically to absorb the kinetic forces involved in a collision.

They take the damage instead of you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 01:57 AM (Z4rgH)

770 What, where, and why....but more importantly WHO..is the Karen origin...(Kinda like the melting dude in Prometheus opening sequence)

could be wrong....just like Jimma Carter in a coma....

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2020 01:37 AM (u1WYs)


"Goodfellas." Henry Hill' wife in the movie was named Karen. There is a good 'A Streetcar Named Desire' Stella-like scream of 'KARRR-rren!' in the movie.

That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2020 01:58 AM (Y8PSl)

771 I must note if only for (barring MSM untruths) so....Seems Jimma & Ros have been hitched for 74 years now?

Which truly works the phrase "Childhood sweethearts" to the extreme or an even a more eyebrow popping Southern tradition about "Shotgun Weddings."

I'll let you all debate this......

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2020 01:59 AM (u1WYs)

772 Also, do today's cars have aluminum frames?

I know they're supposed to sacrifice themselves for the driver.

----

Most cars have stamped steel unibody construction. They have soft spots in critical areas (crumple zones) to absorb energy from a head on impact.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 18, 2020 02:00 AM (h1jJh)

773 Gnu and Lemmi, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2020 02:01 AM (L2ZTs)

774 I could see us absorbing all of Canada (excepting that Frenchy Quebec part), but as an unconditional part of the deal, all Trudeaus must swing from lampposts.

It's nothing personal, but we've seen this play before.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 02:04 AM (Z4rgH)

775 My original 1ST driver was a 1942 Willys Jeep when I was 16.

pure metal.....no seatbelts.....hella'fun....

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2020 02:04 AM (u1WYs)

776 And I lived

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 18, 2020 02:05 AM (u1WYs)

777 Nice photo. It looks like it should be fantasy-like something from "The Lord of the Rings."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2020 02:05 AM (WkPC9)

778 Karen will hide a gat for you. Or from you.

Posted by: klaftern at August 18, 2020 02:21 AM (RuIsu)

779 Got to #666? I'm up too late fer suuurrrely.

Clocking out. G'night gracies.

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker
Click for fresh webwork- The End is Nigh
at August 18, 2020 02:24 AM (wKcYr)

780 Lisa or Kamala will never be short of a vital vitamin,

Vitamin D(ick).

Though a little sunlight will protect us all from a shortage. Strangely, this is also useful against vampires.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 02:40 AM (Z4rgH)

781 Damn, how did I miss this?

"Buy a Shotgun Song" ft. Joe Biden: https://youtu.be/F-mztxHgYQo

Posted by: Average Guy at August 18, 2020 03:06 AM (b2diN)

782 Wow, FB saying that drugs had nothing to do with Floyd's death.

Pure censorship. They will 'Fact Check' any mention of the FACT that Floyd had drugs in his system, or that he admitted to smuggling drugs in his ASS, earlier.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 03:07 AM (NgKpN)

783 We need more Belindas in this world. You go go girl.
Great post as always MH.

Posted by: Summer of Love at August 18, 2020 03:11 AM (FJrl0)

784 Wow, FB saying that drugs had nothing to do with Floyd's death.

Pure censorship. They will 'Fact Check' any mention of the FACT that Floyd had drugs in his system, or that he admitted to smuggling drugs in his ASS, earlier.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2020 03:07 AM (NgKpN)


Time for an extemporaneous exposition on LD50. I'm not going to rely on sources, but my memory.

LD50 refers to a (l)ethal (d)ose of any substance, when given to a random selection of human recipients.

Per this formulation, 50% of the human recipients will die from that dose.

But. This formulation makes no account of a built up tolerance level.

In the case of Floyd, it was reported that he had a 5x LD50 level of fentanyl in his bloodstream when he died.

And to an ordinary human with no fentanyl tolerance, he should be dead 2 times over. But what if he was a regular abuser, and had built up a tolerance? That LD50 might be 10 times the normal lethal amount. Maybe more.

It's not like the FDA can do these tests on humans, seeking more accurate LD50s. So they do the tests on rats. With no built up tolerances.

And this is how reporting can be bent in a different direction from reality. The reporter isn't "lying", technically, just not including contrary facts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 03:27 AM (Z4rgH)

785 Every time I am subjected to the 'news' I wish MERSA upon them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 03:36 AM (dXUDN)

786 My guess is from the comments Philadelphia's Cindy Ross isn't going to be the one busting doors.
She may want to watch how much defunding the police she does.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 03:57 AM (OjZpE)

787 Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, August 18, 2020 On this day in 1920 the Nineteenth Amendment to the Constitution was ratified, guaranteeing women's right to vote.

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 03:59 AM (mpXpK)

788 Mostly peaceful Portland "protestors" pulled a man from his pickup truck beat him senseless and assaulted his female passenger.


https://tinyurl.com/y34rdydj

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

789 Bite-Me's supposed tax plan is basically increase all taxes. NEVER be fooled by Democrat rhetoric that says they want to "tax the rich". If you are not on welfare and you actually make an earned income you are rich by their definition.


https://tinyurl.com/y2pb9ur8

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

790 China's anti-Trump election meddling raises new alarm, as DNI calls country biggest threat


Here we go again.


https://tinyurl.com/y2s7pva9

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

791 Jason Chaffetz: Trump vs. Dems on mail-in voting here is the truth the left doesn't want you to know


https://tinyurl.com/yytmuaaa

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

792 Special prosecutor in Jussie Smollett investigation finds Kim Foxx's office mishandled case. He ruled office abused its discretion in the case against the actor, but did nothing criminal


Sound familiar, just like Scankles violation of laws covering classified info. IOW it was a white wash.


https://tinyurl.com/y4s9ejfn

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

793 Media research center is "shocked to learn there is gambling in Ricks". Their study shows that the MFM is 150 times more negative to Trump than Biden. Where have they been for the past 75 years? The MFM has always been in the Democrats back pocket.


https://tinyurl.com/y5coch82

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

794 784 Due to some further reflections and my reliance on 'memory', I welcome corrections.

I am not dogmatic. I don't believe I have 'the last word'.

This is one major reason why I value Ace. He isn't afraid to correct himself.

I'm not afraid either. As Crowder has nearly monopolized, Prove Me Wrong. It is a nifty trick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 04:02 AM (Z4rgH)

795 Sara Palin called out the so-called Republicans who are supporting Biden, some of whom spoke at the DNC convention.
She wonders how they can support Biden when the DNC platform is so radically different from the RNC platform. I wish she had took one more step and said they are not real Republicans, they are RINOs and DIABLOs.


https://tinyurl.com/yyba7qpw

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

796 Cuomo bashes Trump over coronacrap response and called it the European virus. I know New Yorkers always vote for leftists for the most part but this guy is so far out there 50 years ago the guys in white coats would be coming for him.


https://tinyurl.com/y5y5r5mf

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

797 And speaking of nut-cases Kim Jon Un orders all pet dogs in Korea confiscated and put down. People are speculating that he wants to use them for a food supply.


https://tinyurl.com/y69qukc9

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

798 Giuliani calls on Trump to declare Black Lives Matter a domestic terror organization


Wouldn't that put a burr under the Democrat's saddle.


https://tinyurl.com/yxm2lyhh

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

799 Trump joins us here at AOS in noting that Fox has shifted left.


https://tinyurl.com/yxpg92cg

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

800 MSDNC just can't get enough of those Obama goons. They just gushed and fawned all over the Mooch. Just what has she got that makes her so special? Her only claim to fame is first being given a make-work job in Shitcago with a 6 figure salary and then being married to the most corrupt politician since Boss Tweed.

https://tinyurl.com/yxp2gpyb

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

801 RAMIREZ (repeat)



https://tinyurl.com/y29pu734


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

802
I need pictures for this. Nozzle vs showerhead vs fixture. I don't know what's allowed now.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/
opinion/editorials/the-petty-tyrants-in-your-shower

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2020 04:07 AM (G51Gf)

803 784 LD50 refers to a (l)ethal (d)ose of any substance, when given to a random selection of human recipients.



Per this formulation, 50% of the human recipients will die from that dose.


Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 03:27 AM (Z4rgH)


In nuclear power we used to refer to the LD50/30 radiation dose. It meant 50% of the exposed people would die within 30 days if given to medical help.

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:10 AM (mpXpK)

804 774 I could see us absorbing all of Canada (excepting that Frenchy Quebec part), but as an unconditional part of the deal, all Trudeaus must swing from lampposts.

It's nothing personal, but we've seen this play before.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 02:04 AM (Z4rgH)

Second look at the Fallout timeline?

Nah, that would have a massive gas crisis raging in just a few years- and us fighting the Chinese in Alaska.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2020 04:11 AM (cI3Q7)

805 797 That would be my guess

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 04:12 AM (OjZpE)

806 Pets eating too much of that wonderful filth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2020 04:14 AM (cI3Q7)

807 806
Pets eating too much of that wonderful filth.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 18, 2020 04:14 AM (cI3Q7)

They ran out of tree bark.

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK)

808 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 18, 2020 04:18 AM (arJlL)

809 Well Morons links are up so I think I will retire to the rocking chair and brown.

Posted by: Vic at August 18, 2020 04:21 AM (mpXpK)

810 Thanks, Vic!

I don't think I want to read that one about the dogs, tho

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 18, 2020 04:27 AM (+50cl)

811 A good and sobering read. From City Journal.

https://tinyurl.com/y67cjzjv

Conformity to a Lie: Academia's monolithic belief in systemic racism will further erode American institutions and the principles of our civilization.

The lethal arrest of George Floyd in Minneapolis in late May triggered widespread riots and a torrent of contempt for America from virtually every institution in the country. Businesses large and small, the education establishment, and the press rushed to condemn the country's purportedly endemic racism, implicitly accusing the majority of Americans of destroying "black lives." Banks and law firms pledged that hiring and promotions would now be even more race-conscious than before. Hundreds of millions of dollars poured forth from corporate coffers into activist groups; the corporate benefactors hoped to dismantle America's white supremacy, they announced.

Colleges and universities also promised increased diversity spending, though in amounts dwarfed by those corporate outpourings. Nevertheless, the academic response to Floyd's death and the ensuing violence will have the greatest impact on the nation's future. Academia was the ideological seedbed for that violence and for its elite justifications; it will prove just as critical in the accelerated transformation of the country.

Fealty to "diversity" and denunciations of white privilege have been a unifying theme in academia for decades, of course. What's different this time is the sheer venom of the denunciations. College presidents and deans competed for the most sweeping indictment of the American polity, rooted in the claim that blacks are everywhere and at all times under threat.

--SNIP--

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2020 04:28 AM (Y8PSl)

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2020 04:29 AM (Y8PSl)

813 I invited someone who asked what an ONT was, and it's all of you above.
Welcome Glenn C. to lurk on the AOSHQ ONT!

Posted by: MoJoTee at August 18, 2020 04:31 AM (O7t6I)

814 >>Welcome Glenn C. to lurk on the AOSHQ ONT!

Posted by: MoJoTee at August 18, 2020 04:31 AM (O7t6I)


Jump on in, the water's fine

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 18, 2020 04:36 AM (+50cl)

815 This late ONT needs more commenters

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 04:41 AM (OjZpE)

816 Maybe if we talk food, they will come.


Lemon poppyseed toast with butter. No coffee though, I'm out. *Sad face*

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 18, 2020 04:44 AM (+50cl)

817 And, I'm out.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 18, 2020 04:48 AM (+50cl)

818 americanthinker.com/obama_i_make_love to men daily
https://tinyurl.com/y67qaoat

Thete is No doubt in my mind

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 04:49 AM (OjZpE)

819 Yeah, just read that, Skip.

Shocked, I am.

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 04:56 AM (RU4sa)

820 Shocked, I am.

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 04:56 AM (RU4sa)


//Oh, good. Perhaps you'd be interested in purchasing a specific bridge between Manhattan and Brooklyn? Kaiser Wilhelm is strapped for cash and, well, it's a fire sale (looting optional).

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2020 04:59 AM (Y8PSl)

821 I, for one, am looking forward to Michelle's speech transcript being properly "Fisked" properly - there were SO many loaded sentences and call-backs embedded into it.
(Thanks "My life is insanity" for welcoming Glenn.)

Posted by: MoJoTee at August 18, 2020 05:04 AM (O7t6I)

822 americanthinker.com/millie weaver and her co-defendants are freed
on bond
https://tinyurl.com/y46kp87a

Actually almost missed this but went back to AT

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 05:05 AM (OjZpE)

823 I don't use the sarc tag, it's mostly obvious to me.

There is a little ping going on my tablet, heard it 4times, hate when things are playing and no idea where there from. Seems about every minute.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 05:08 AM (OjZpE)

824 Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2020 04:59 AM (Y8PSl)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at August 18, 2020 05:15 AM (RU4sa)

825 208 So jealous hth do you do that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2020 10:19 PM




1. Copy the letters. (Using Go Ogle Translate works.)
2. Run them in the charset.org HTML Special Character Converter to obtain the html code: https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters
3. Paste into a text editor and delete all the semicolons. (I use Sticky Notes.)
4. Add plain-text punctuation (With right-to-left script, the html punctuation ends up being put on the right.) and your html formatting -- I used the 'bold' tags because Hebrew in normal font is...unimpressive.
5. Disable javascript in your browser.
6. Copy from your text editor, paste and post!
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2020 10:37 PM (sgZzZ)

===

Thanks?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2020 05:15 AM (EZebt)

826 Shut off all browsers and still going , it's not clock, pinging maybe every 30 seconds.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 05:17 AM (OjZpE)

827 As a fan, maybe soon to be formerly of, Lewis Hamilton I know he is a idiot. Didn't watch that this morning but will definitely get to it when I get home.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 05:19 AM (OjZpE)

828 Keep expecting in the thread picture to see a Hobbit, a Elf, and Dwarves walking down it.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 05:21 AM (OjZpE)

829 826 Shut off all browsers and still going , it's not clock, pinging maybe every 30 seconds.
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 05:17 AM (OjZpE)

Dying battery indicator?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2020 05:21 AM (9sE8T)

830 If I met Lewis I would ask him " How many black unarmed civilians do you think are killed by police in a year?"

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 05:23 AM (OjZpE)

831 816 No coffee though, I'm out.
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 18, 2020 04:44 AM (+50cl)

!!!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2020 05:28 AM (9sE8T)

832 Better hit the road, sure will be sad to go to a job further from home soon, but not today.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2020 05:28 AM (OjZpE)

833 Someone should do a follow-up on the book "I'm Ok, You're Ok" and title it "I'm Ok, YOU'RE a Banana " !

Posted by: JT at August 18, 2020 05:34 AM (arJlL)

834
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 18, 2020 05:41 AM (/aKd3)

835 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 18, 2020 05:46 AM (Dhht7)

836 Good morning, olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay

How is the Lake? And how is your wonderful survivor wife doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 05:49 AM (u82oZ)

837 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 05:54 AM (u82oZ)

838 837 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 05:54 AM (u82oZ)

Let's smile and be happy & strike leftists

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 05:59 AM (JFO2v)

839 Thank you, Vic.

Hope you are getting some sleep. I notice I don't have to go so far upthread this morning. Or it could be me getting ready for school to reopen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:01 AM (u82oZ)

840 Lewis has won 88 F1 races. A very talented driver. But no one and I mean exactly ZERO gives a flying fuck about what he says or thinks. He is probably worth $100 M and lives better than the Queen of England.

But no one gives a fuck what he thinks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:03 AM (JFO2v)

841 Morning Salty. Wife is doing well. She started PT on her arms last week since her port is removed. She's been able to get outside and putz in yard, but she tires quickly which frustrates her.

We're heading back to lake today. Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 18, 2020 06:03 AM (Dhht7)

842 rhennigantx

Matt Bracken. OPSEC. Some assembly required.

What is the Left's Schwerpunkt in your area?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:05 AM (u82oZ)

843 First day of work for the county school district yesterday-
can't speak for the other departments but Transportation was a complete clusterfuck-
government-mandated Covid protocols were so disruptive that we were unable to do our work in the time allotted-
there will be blood

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 18, 2020 06:07 AM (iTXRQ)

844 olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay

The start of school is when I get to relax. My wife wants me to stay home. "Why do you want to work around all those germ vectors? I have plenty of things to keep you busy around the house."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:08 AM (u82oZ)

845 DB- just DB.

Are you the Transportation Director or the Fleet Maintenance boss?

I see the school board not understanding a lot of operational stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:10 AM (u82oZ)

846 Codevilla.

https://claremontreviewofbooks.com/

millenarian-mobs/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 18, 2020 06:11 AM (KnJdm)

847 flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Thank you for this.

The opening is very interesting, and puts a lot of current events into easy-to-understand context. (Which I need.)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:14 AM (u82oZ)

848 Read it all. The left and its current production in a nutshell with historical context. Harden your heart. I feel we will need it, before we realize what is upon us.

And thank the Founders for the blessings that they have given us.

They were wise beyond this earth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 18, 2020 06:17 AM (KnJdm)

849 Kasich emphasized I dont believe that because I now the measure of the man is reasonable, faithful, respectful. And you know, no one pushes Joe Biden around.

Except in a wheelchair!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:18 AM (JFO2v)

850 From flounder's link:

"Note well: although these mobs, like all others, scattered the moment they faced firm resistance, once the elect had internalized their own propaganda, killing them was the only way of stopping them. "

Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

851 And then Michelle Obama starts talking, and were all like -- none of us breathed for 18 minutes, Maddow continued.

That some real reporting right there!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:20 AM (JFO2v)

852 Thank you again, flounder. Very good link. J.. will probably have it. Or send it to him yourself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

853 I was hoping he would scrape it from the ONT. I'll have to find his email.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 18, 2020 06:23 AM (KnJdm)

854 >DB- just DB.

Are you the Transportation Director or the Fleet Maintenance boss?



O no

as Bob Seger said, I'm 'a tiny blade of grass in a great big field'

but all these stupid virus protocols and the way they are implemented get in the way of work- people HAVE to be able to move about freely in whatever manner they find the most efficient- or it all comes crumbling down

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 18, 2020 06:24 AM (iTXRQ)

855 rhennigantx

Maddow is encased in strong thought armor against reality, but that link from flounder puts it well.

"The Americans who confess other people's racism absolve themselves inexpensively by a moral mechanism common to humanity: the more I profess to hate evil, the more I showcase my own goodness."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

856 What is the Left's Schwerpunkt in your area?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:05 AM (u82oZ)

We have Gov Grabbot that is acting like a rolling Kasich. Mayor Sylvestor that ran the St George funeral like the fricking Pope was in town. Hell, I have paid more to support St Georges chillrens than he ever did. And then we have our own AOC that is the county judge named Hildago. She start the RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, GREEN panic lights. And on day 1 she set it to RED. (This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!)

But I live in a little corner of town that does its own thing. So I really tried to stay the fuck out of Houston.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v)

857 DB- just DB.

I got in a donnybrook with the school board President and Superintendent about mask use yesterday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

858 Thank you Lord for another day.

And the cooler mornings thus far this week.

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2020 06:27 AM (fAcn5)

859 rhennigantx

I have some colorful Texas relatives around Gun Barrel City. But they fled Chicago, and are very, very Left. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

860 the more I profess to hate evil, the more I showcase my own goodness."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

PS IF you are white or a male, you are evil!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:28 AM (JFO2v)

861 rhennigantx

But good for you in being is a small town, presumedly with allies and wide fields of fire.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

862 rhennigantx

I missed that memo growing up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

863 Los Angeles schools to test nearly 700,000 students and employees for the coronavirus

This is just fucking stupid. Just having kids gathered to be tested is just as much as a rick as going to school.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:30 AM (JFO2v)

864 Morning all


NaCly, Thank You for your stand on the mask issue.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2020 06:30 AM (xCkpU)

865
Good morning, disease vectors.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2020 06:31 AM (mht8P)

866 Joe keeps forgetting how many grandkids he has.

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2020 06:31 AM (fAcn5)

867 I have some colorful Texas relatives around Gun Barrel City. But they fled Chicago, and are very, very Left. Sad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

That just out of Big D.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:31 AM (JFO2v)

868 The part about the ritual self-flagellation was particularly evocative of the white guilt en masse kneelers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 18, 2020 06:32 AM (KnJdm)

869 Time for work preps. Lot of set-up to get done.

Have a great day. May you carry the torch of American exceptionalism, and light the surrounding darkness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

870 866 Joe keeps forgetting how many grandkids he has.
Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2020 06:31 AM (fAcn5)


To be fair, it may be hard to keep up with Hunter's latest "activities" so that number may be in flux....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 18, 2020 06:32 AM (PiwSw)

871 Ben Had

♪ ♫ Good morning! ♫ ♬

Now GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2020 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

872 1976: Two U.S. Army officers are killed in Korea's demilitarized zone as a group of North Korean soldiers wielding axes and metal pikes attacks U.S. and South Korean soldiers.

One was a grad of West Point on one of his last overseas rotations after spending almost 4 years in Viet Nam.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:36 AM (JFO2v)

873 nice payday!

Ryan Reynolds Aviation American Gin is taking flight: Spirits giant Diageo is acquiring the brand for an estimated $610 million.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

874 Seems that McCabe is a real horndog.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2020 06:38 AM (xCkpU)

875 Good morning!

I don't usually watch any convention coverage. Last night I saw a little bit of the DNC. Reminded me of a 1960's telethon in Missoula Montana to Cure Athletes Foot Now!

I was waiting for the Schmenge Brothers to come on.

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2020 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

876 Just heard a FISA court judge is slated to be the judge hearing the pleading of Clinesmith.

What a lucky break for Clinesmith.
This is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2020 06:39 AM (0rkej)

877 Caption under Jessica Tarlov's opinion column at Fox News: "Democratic convention's successful first night was all about unity. Here's why it matters."

Above the caption is a picture of a scowling Bernie.


Yeah, go with that Jessica.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 18, 2020 06:40 AM (PiwSw)

878 A Sean Spicier tweet...

"Democrats started the convention with the Pledge of Allegiance and Star Spangled Banner, and it only took them 2 weeks to learn them"

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)

879
Pssst! C'mere!

The USPS is installing solar powered paper shredders inside postal drop boxes ahead of the November election in order to shred ballots dropped in them.

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 06:43 AM (pNxlR)

880 Mooch the Shell speech was taped about 3 weeks ago. She was so busy she could not wait until the VP pick was signed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:43 AM (JFO2v)

881
Joe keeps forgetting how many grandkids he has.
Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2020 06:31 AM (fAcn5)


C'mon, Joe keeps forgetting how many testicles he has.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 06:46 AM (pNxlR)

882 Mooch the Shell

She's a barnacle

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2020 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

883 A male Karen has developed a 'mask gun' to deal with those who refuse to wear a mask.

First, just try it. Its called assault.

Second does it have a thirty round clip that fires a million masks a second?

Third what's on its bayonet lug?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 06:50 AM (dXUDN)

884 Birx: We Should Have Locked Down Like Italy Did, When People Werent Allowed Out Of Their Homes

Deaths per 100K:

Looks who is at top of list

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/mortality

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

885 That's an insult to barnacles.

More like a remora.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 06:52 AM (dXUDN)

886 If there are debates, Trump might ask Joe how many grandkids he has.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2020 06:52 AM (LxTcq)

887
It speaks volumes about the priorities of Nanzi and the House Dims that what brought them out of cowering in place (AKA the COVIID cower) was the prospect of an insufficiently funded USPS sinking their vote by mail schemes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 06:52 AM (pNxlR)

888 They watch in horror as children are torn from their families and thrown in cages.

Cages your hubby built!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

889
That's an insult to barnacles.

More like a remora.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 06:52 AM (dXUDN)


She's a true parasite, so sea lamprey.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 06:56 AM (pNxlR)

890 Mask gun basically acts like a bolo with mask attached. It uses weights to impart enough mass to fly.

Gonna put your eye out kid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 06:57 AM (dXUDN)

891 Every twitter pis should have the caption A Picture Tells a Thousand Lies.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

892 Well this sucks, seems like it's going to be too hard to blame this on Gov Noem........

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4aowwkm

Posted by: Molly k. at August 18, 2020 07:00 AM (ZkIoe)

893 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:01 AM (3D/fK)

894 Vic is right. When a Democrat says "tax the rich" it is just their way of saying, if you have a JOB we are going to raise your taxes. They have been pulling this same line for over 40 years. It got old in the 80's.

Also when they say "investment" they mean spending our tax money. If they say investing more in the schools, hold onto your wallet.

Posted by: Case at August 18, 2020 07:01 AM (nnzwz)

895 883 A male Karen has developed a 'mask gun' to deal with those who refuse to wear a mask.

First, just try it. Its called assault.

Second does it have a thirty round clip that fires a million masks a second?

Third what's on its bayonet lug?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 06:50 AM (dXUDN)

I just noticed the green laser pointer on it has a tag that warns against pointing laser at eyes. So its is a 2fer device. Also blinds the no masked person.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

896 Wow, Alan Pan is just asking to be sued into the poorhouse with that laser pointer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2020 07:03 AM (dXUDN)

897 Morning, Ben Had. What's that about McCabe being a horndog?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 18, 2020 07:04 AM (Dhht7)

898
"The Americans who confess other people's racism absolve themselves inexpensively by a moral mechanism common to humanity: the more I profess to hate evil, the more I showcase my own goodness."


Ah, Maddow is an advocate of the prayer of the Pharisee over the prayer of the Publican (Luke 18:9-14). Good to know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:05 AM (pNxlR)

899 Klobachar went on about 3 minutes on her run for Pres and then said

My friend Kamala.

Thats it! Just 3 words.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

900 "863 Los Angeles schools to test nearly 700,000 students and employees for the coronavirus

This is just fucking stupid. Just having kids gathered to be tested is just as much as a rick as going to school.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:30 AM (JFO2v) "



But it'll run up the numbers, might produce some other scary nonsense, overall help keep the Narrative going.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 18, 2020 07:05 AM (vMGcs)

901 ha!

President Trump raises an essential question:

"If left-wing Democrats can't run a city, why on earth would you let them run your country?"

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

902 Lots of folk on the Right got to see Kim Klacik's video on Baltimore yesterday.

Unfortunately, in the race to fill Elijah Cummings seat, Kweisi Mfume, (D) defeated her easily.

Good woman, along the lines of Liz Matore, also from the general Baltimore Republican scene.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:09 AM (3D/fK)

903
"If left-wing Democrats can't run a city, why on earth would you let them run your country?"
Posted by: rhennigantx


Alternatively, "Left-wing Democrats ruin their cities, why on earth would you let them ruin your country?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:10 AM (pNxlR)

904 So Jill was fucking around with Joe 3 years before her divorce and there is even a police report with her in a car wreck Joe caused.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

905 Good morning horde

Great link, flounder

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 18, 2020 07:11 AM (J8nVw)

906 So Jill was fucking around with Joe 3 years before her divorce and there is even a police report with her in a car wreck Joe caused.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

Joe and Jill went up a hill to....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 18, 2020 07:12 AM (dBozF)

907
Were any Public School Teacher Heroes featured in last evening's Dimfest?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:13 AM (pNxlR)

908
"Experts", grasping for publicity and influence, will be the death of this nation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2020 07:13 AM (mht8P)

909 So AOC got all jacked up about Police Unions endorsing President Trump.


Wait till she hears about the Postal Worker's Union endorsing Biden.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:14 AM (3D/fK)

910
So AOC got all jacked up about Police Unions endorsing President Trump


She needs to focus on her Progressives Pen Pals plan to save the USPS.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:17 AM (pNxlR)

911 Morning y'all

Posted by: wing at August 18, 2020 07:17 AM (JFzNN)

912
Were any Public School Teacher Heroes featured in last evening's Dimfest?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:13 AM (pNxlR)

__________

Notice every teacher sobbing that forcing them back into the classroom is the same as Auschwitz is a female?

Grocery workers aren't falling like flies despite coming into contact with far more people in a day, but Our Precious Teachers will die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2020 07:18 AM (mht8P)

913 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 18, 2020 07:18 AM (IAtY2)

914 Good morning all. Dawn just broke here. Lovely, clear morning with still winds and a perfect temp of 53F.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2020 07:18 AM (bE2ic)

915 Grocery workers aren't falling like flies despite coming into contact with far more people in a day, but Our Precious Teachers will die.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

But we're talking grocery workers, they're expendable...Teachers are irreplaceble!

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2020 07:19 AM (vd8XM)

916 Joe and Jill went up a hill, to fuck a pail of voters

Jill fell down, losing her thorny crown

And Joe forgot to cum, tumbling after.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2020 07:19 AM (Z4rgH)

917 > Unfortunately, in the race to fill Elijah Cummings seat, Kweisi Mfume, (D) defeated her easily.

I believe that was only the special election to fill the rest of Commie-ings' term.

They're also facing off in November for a normal term.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 07:20 AM (unn44)

918 I'm guessing that some Baltimore county students are relieved that schools will remain closed for now.

https://tinyurl.com/y23uozw3


Note, same school the had the sex offender as an enrolled student back in January.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:20 AM (3D/fK)

919 ha!

Top Chicago prosecutor Kim Foxx continued to text Jussie Smollett's sister for five days AFTER he shifted from victim to suspect, report finds

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

920 > Klobachar went on about 3 minutes on her run for Pres and then said


Well, Klobber no doubt has fantasies about a future career, so there's no way she's going to tie herself too closely to the sinking Plugs/Jugs ship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 07:21 AM (unn44)

921
Grocery workers aren't falling like flies despite coming into contact with far more people in a day, but Our Precious Teachers will die.


Our Precious Teachers are sacred reservoirs of more learned skills and invaluable validating experiences that make them more precious to lose, don't you know?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:22 AM (pNxlR)

922 With so much stuff being bought on-line the political swells in D.C. have got a plan to boost mailing rates so that it will cost a fortune to get the stuff to us. If they get away with it don't bother to look for "free shipping" ever again. Unless they include it in the price.

Posted by: Case at August 18, 2020 07:22 AM (nnzwz)

923 "They're also facing off in November for a normal term. "

Let's hope that the outcome is different, this time around.

She has been a tireless fighter for those who are less fortunate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:22 AM (3D/fK)

924 Note, same school the had the sex offender as an enrolled student back in January.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Trump! should tell how he has been able to reduce school violence this year.
See how fast the Dems demand schools be opened

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)

925 Baltimore electing an Elijah Cummings acolyte to carry on his tradition - Kwasi Mfume - what could go wrong? You cannot fix stupid.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:24 AM (xceTB)

926 If they get away with it don't bother to look for "free shipping" ever again. Unless they include it in the price.

They already do but, yes, prices will go up.


Also, good morning.

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at August 18, 2020 07:24 AM (0CeRG)

927 > Kwasi Mfume

I liked his brother Toshiro a lot better.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 07:25 AM (unn44)

928 If they get away with it don't bother to look for "free shipping" ever again. Unless they include it in the price.


If you like your free shipping, you can keep your free shippin

Posted by: Bruce at August 18, 2020 07:25 AM (vd8XM)

929
917 > Unfortunately, in the race to fill Elijah Cummings seat, Kweisi Mfume, (D) defeated her easily


Then it was Kweisi who defeated the legions of Elijah Cummings' family members who had expressed entitled feelings to take his seat in the wake of his passing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:26 AM (pNxlR)

930 "Baltimore electing an Elijah Cummings acolyte to carry on his tradition - Kwasi Mfume "

One could do worse than looking in Wikipedia for the history of both of those fine folk.

Theres was a common path, and the District residents suffered for it.


Yet given a chance in the special election, they went right back to what they know.

Pull the 'D' lever, and free shit falls out of the machine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:26 AM (3D/fK)

931 > To be fair, it may be hard to keep up with Hunter's latest "activities" so that number may be in flux....

Plus with Bidens you always have the question about whether you should count an incest grandbaby twice or only once.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 07:26 AM (unn44)

932 All aboard!

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 18, 2020 07:28 AM (oVJmc)

933 Biden Family Re-unions must be a real best, sitting around the table.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:28 AM (3D/fK)

934 olddog, McCabe had a grudge against Flynn for publically supporting a woman that had a sexual harassment suite against McCabe.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2020 07:28 AM (xCkpU)

935 > Biden Family Re-unions must be a real best, sitting around the table.

Odds that there's a stripper pole?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 07:29 AM (unn44)

936
Pull the 'D' lever, and free shit falls out of the machine.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:26 AM (3D/fK)

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Less an "administration fee".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2020 07:29 AM (mht8P)

937 The Lewis Hamilton thing kills me, pampered idiot - if you see one of these cars its basically a video game console - and a lot of it is controlled outside the machine. Yes they are "drivers" but not in the sense of a Clark or Stewart or Moss.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:30 AM (xceTB)

938
Biden Family Re-unions must be a real best, sitting around the table.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:28 AM (3D/fK)


Sure, but now Joe's been put back at the kids' table.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:30 AM (pNxlR)

939 "Odds that there's a stripper pole? "


Baby Mamma working from home?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:30 AM (3D/fK)

940 > Sure, but now Joe's been put back at the kids' table.

Makes it more convenient for him to French-kiss them and sniff their hair.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2020 07:31 AM (unn44)

941 Must be tough sledding at FBI HQ if Lisa Page is the hot chick.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:31 AM (xceTB)

942 936
Pull the 'D' lever, and free shit falls out of the machine.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:26 AM (3D/fK)

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Less an "administration fee".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2020 07:29 AM (mht8P)

I have wondered what the real cost of EBT and Food stamps would be if you as a taxpayer were just required to cut a check to that mom with 4 children by 3 sperm donors.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

943
The Lewis Hamilton thing kills me, pampered idiot


Paul Joseph Watson was in finest form for that video - I had watched it earlier in the evening and the second look was worth it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:33 AM (pNxlR)

944 941 Must be tough sledding at FBI HQ if Lisa Page is the hot chick.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:31 AM (xceTB)

You get 3 points walking in the door.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2020 07:33 AM (A5zUN)

945 941 Must be tough sledding at FBI HQ if Lisa Page is the hot chick.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:31 AM (xceTB)

you gots to stick your dick somewheres

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

946 Have we reached peak suicidal stupidity yet?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2020 07:34 AM (H8QX8)

947 "you gots to stick your dick somewheres"

So with Lisa, how does that work?


You tap the other guy on the shoulder and say "Cutting in'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:35 AM (3D/fK)

948 946 Have we reached peak suicidal stupidity yet?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2020 07:34 AM (H8QX

No, that happens when people start committing suicide when they think they might have been around someone who might have had covid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2020 07:35 AM (A5zUN)

949 So is this POD thing real (not Tide)? For $9k a pop I might take on 3 or 4 street urchins and teach em up.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:35 AM (xceTB)

950 "Have we reached peak suicidal stupidity yet?"

Portland has.

Posted by: Case at August 18, 2020 07:36 AM (nnzwz)

951 Boston BLM leader on mixed race relationships

https://youtu.be/eP7fI9SUrlA

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

952 Mask gun? That's a sure way to get anally invaded by your PPE pistol.

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2020 07:38 AM (Tnijr)

953 " Boston BLM leader on mixed race relationships "


You know who else was big on racial purity...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:39 AM (3D/fK)

954 PDT refuses to allow Military Medicine Health Care Cuts!

My hero

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 18, 2020 07:40 AM (dBozF)

955
Jos's campaign slogan sounds like a bad tag line for a primitive chiropractor's ad: Build Back Better

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:40 AM (pNxlR)

956 Guess Boston BLM doesn't know about Kamala's hubby?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:41 AM (xceTB)

957 8/25 whuflu is basically over

https://tinyurl.com/y2r7bcvm

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

958 And if a white person said what that Boston lady did they would be publicly executed - this double standard is head spinning

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:42 AM (xceTB)

959 I had forgotten about that, Ben Had.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 18, 2020 07:42 AM (Dhht7)

960 Here in Ignoring the Order rural parts the possibility seems remote, but if anyone points a Mask Gun at me I'm'a draw the J-frame.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 18, 2020 07:43 AM (vMGcs)

961 "And if a white person said what that Boston lady did they would be publicly executed "

#PureBlackLivesMatter


It's a thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:43 AM (3D/fK)

962 Build Back Better was chosen over Kamala's Love You Long Time

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:43 AM (xceTB)

963 Hey a case of 'plague' in California. They never actually mention 'Bubonic' or Black Death in the article even though it is obvious that is the 'plague' they are referring to.

Now that was a Man's disease.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2020 07:44 AM (A5zUN)

964
Boston BLM leader on mixed race relationships

https://youtu.be/eP7fI9SUrlA
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)


She seems nice.

What is this predilection of folks to shoot videos while sitting in a vehicle? The sound quality, as in this case, is usually awful.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:44 AM (pNxlR)

965 #EinBlackVolkMatter


(Little long, yes?)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:45 AM (3D/fK)

966 Lisa Page is like the KKK...


....8 out of every 10 guys in her bedroom are FBI agents.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2020 07:46 AM (Fc5rx)

967 The DNC definitely turned the cringe up to 11 with that Stephen Stills thing. Holy fuckballs.

If you want to see the moment the Dem convention convinced people to vote for Trump, here you go:
https://tinyurl.com/y49fx24e

Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2020 07:46 AM (6XLoz)

968 Nooooooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 18, 2020 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

969 She seems nice.

What is this predilection of folks to shoot videos while sitting in a vehicle? The sound quality, as in this case, is usually awful.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2020 07:44 AM (pNxlR)

Laziness, but also a controlled environment. No one is going to walk through the back-frame scratching their nuts. No one is going to notice the pair of underwear thrown across a lampshade.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2020 07:48 AM (A5zUN)

970 BLM-KKK


Working together..
To keep the races pure

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 07:48 AM (3D/fK)

971 851 And then Michelle Obama starts talking, and were all like -- none of us breathed for 18 minutes, Maddow continued.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 18, 2020 06:20 AM (JFO2v)

If only.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2020 08:01 AM (9sE8T)

972 "And then Michelle Obama starts talking, and were all like -- none of us breathed for 18 minutes, Maddow continued. "

Big Mike was always good at enflaming the peasant class.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2020 08:03 AM (3D/fK)

973 Build Back Better was chosen over Kamala's Love You Long Time
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 18, 2020 07:43 AM (xceTB)

I can see a younger more attractive version of Commiela in a mandarin dress shouting at Willie Brown

Too beaucoo! Too beaucoo!

Posted by: PUE 206 at August 18, 2020 08:35 AM (0gOQ7)

974
I'd give good odds that the photo at the top is of a trail along Hurricane Ridge in Olympic National Park.

Posted by: craig at August 18, 2020 10:18 AM (H+LP/)

975 Except we cons will say whatever we want about her, including but not limited to providing commentary on her cheesy debut into the world of politics. And pointing out her history is not just mean. Her history is indicative of her pattern of behavior, and when the purported president is one broken hip away from 25th Amendmentville, everything about her matters. Kurt Schlichter

Cons who are afraid being called racist, sexist, antisemitic, and homophobe will say whatever they want? From the cuckshed maybe but not in public. The bravery of cowards will certainly MAGA from Trump to Schlichter to the Aces' greatest hits brigade.

Posted by: FPY at August 18, 2020 11:49 AM (wDOYc)

976 BTW, here is what happened before the crash in Portland.

https://bit.ly/2CDXZXN

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977 dammit

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