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Hillary Clinton, as Reported by CNN: You Know, If Trump Loses, He Won't Just Accept the Election Results and Go Away
Really?
I guess you'd be the one to know, huh? Bonus:
This the most unintentionally hilarious headline of the day https://t.co/QCO5WbX3Tq
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 14, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:41 PM (LgMzo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: markx at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (FWcuP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic ... at August 14, 2020 06:43 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Bete at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (Ojki1)
We would have had a bit more unity in this country if you had just let things go. But no, everything's about you and you deserved the Presidency.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (LgMzo)
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (7+qLj)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (rf8LA)
We need to update the style guide. It is no longer fashionable to say nood?
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)
Nood threads matter.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (G4GU9)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (k/ClX)
Posted by: ibguy at August 14, 2020 06:47 PM (5FZ/w)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (MeHGG)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 14, 2020 06:48 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (uQ2lA)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (mNhhD)
Sigh.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw)
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Absolute truth.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (jUVms)
Have to block twatter now.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (w2LAm)
Didn't take them long to polish that turd to a high gloss.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (Z/q4U)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (XTyi0)
Please, die. Soon. I don't want you in my universe anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (rf8LA)
Bitch
Posted by: Mudshark at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (qCkAJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (MeHGG)
They can only that belt sander for so long before nothing is left.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM (Z/q4U)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (mNhhD)
Look - when you burn witches everyone calls you a savage and a reactionary.
And then you end up with Hillary Clinton and cry "Why? WHY?!?!"
Posted by: Heinrich Kramer at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (/nZod)
The Leftards really think Kameltoe is some fucking ninja master.
Didn't take them long to polish that turd to a high gloss.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2020 06:50 PM (EgshT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (ynpvh)
I'm pretty sure we can arrange impeachment proceedings and Collusion allegations for anyone that allegedly beats him......but I'm doubting that even the Dems believe they're going to defeat Trump. I think their entire intention is anarchy after they lose.
Posted by: MrObvious at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (k+h+d)
It's heavenly.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 14, 2020 06:52 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2020 06:51 PM
Must be a refreshing change for her, to be on the receiving end of the tongue-baths.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (OjZpE)
Unleash the meme wars on Ms. Cuckula.. or is that Mz. Dracula?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Z/q4U)
A shorter version of this announcement: "Don't forget me!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
She threatened to kill Trump, Pence and Sessions on Ellen because that's FUNNY.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eastofsuez at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (PUmDY)
Hillary and her fellow ChinaCrats are softening the beach with incoming lies, so their followers will be whipped up in a frenzy, their antifa Red Army will be stocked and ready to riot, and Progda will have their scripts ready.
George Soros is cranking out checks to pay for it all as fast as he can.
They aren't even hiding it, so you had best be prepared for extended nonsense.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (sy5kK)
I think w/the Clintons it's always been a favorite tactic (thank Alinsky) to accuse their opponent of all the bad sh#t they've done. Think there's an extra bit of frisson from getting away with staining people they hate for their crimes.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (bDqIh)
Win or Lose, Trump is your President for four more years, maybe twelve.
Just go get your WIC check and watch Maury Povich.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (YA914)
Let no one be mistaken. This is battlespace prep for January 21, 2021.
Regardless of how crushing Trump's victory will be, the commies are going to cry "FRAUD". And this is meant to give cover to those in the military officer corps who are disloyal cocksuckers so that they will be goaded into contemplating a coup d'etat. Whether they have the balls to actually do it or not is an open question. Personally, I think that the Obama-era officers will puss out when it comes to cases. I hope.
Frau Gruppencankles and her Soystaffel may have fucked up her chance to be President, but she'd settle for burning down the whole country in revenge.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (OjZpE)
Unleash the meme wars on Ms. Cuckula.. or is that Mz. Dracula?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Z/q4U)
Whore.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (nzKWW)
Of course in Hillary's case she bypassed the part about achieving, you know, actual greatness and moved straight on to the late in life calls for a reign of Terror against her enemies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cI3Q7)
These are literally the enemy of the people. They're even their own worst enemy. Hopefully that changes soon.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (SM5o2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:44 PM (WkPC9)
She cheated so hard and got NOTHING. It's not fair at all.
Besides, she won the popular vote. He pulled out some obscure "The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate." loophole. It's not her fault she never heard about that. He probably made it up anyway.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (4J1oK)
Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (pB6Gt)
How many Democrat Congresspersons missed it deliberately?. I think the entire Black Caucus stayed away.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (WkPC9)
If she means "After the seventeenth recount in the four months since the election, and the deployment of seven dozen Democrat lawyers appealing to twelve different courts, a Hawaiian judge today ruled that Trump lost by 2 votes," then yes, he may be reluctant to accept that. And so will we be also.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (qpX6U)
That is one of my favorite screen names and I have no idea what it means. It just sounds cool.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cI3Q7)
Can you imagine what that crazy dried up old cunt would have done? Dodging her was worth two Obama presidencies.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (SM5o2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (Z/q4U)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (WEBkv)
"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)
May not count for much, but it turns out I'm pretty fucking good at this shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Zmnko)
"America, I tried. I did everything I could to expose the swamp, clean it and make America great again. It's too big. America is done. I'm sorry. Elections have consequences and we're about to feel them pretty damn hard."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)
"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)
Theme music to Halloween.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (HwiWi)
....
I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)
Posted by: 11B40 at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (evgyj)
I saw a chick's boobs today. Now I'm getting ready to go have drinks with another chick with bigger boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)
Yep. You win.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)
May not count for much, but it turns out I'm pretty fucking good at this shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)
Excellent Insom!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NWiLs)
Invest in earplugs. And moar popcorn.
Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Moron Et Al at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)
Glad I'm not the only one seeing that. Had to block twatter images via script to make it stop.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
We are complex creatures.
Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (XiFxt)
Posted by: filbert at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NiXyF)
My discretionary budget is otherwise allocated.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (t+qrx)
It would also be a first in our Nation's herstory!
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)
Free and clear boobs, or covered......and what are the odds for seeing the biggers?
Need I remind you the RULES when it comes to things of this nature.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Z/q4U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Every time I see Hillary - I hear that haunting Friday the 13th background music:
"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)
Theme music to Halloween.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Tubular Bells
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EGyGV)
This from the Miss Haversham of politics.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)
Come now, even Dickens didn't have this old, drunken hag in mind when he created that character.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (ynpvh)
You're an undertaker dating a coffin saleswoman?
Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (YA914)
Do you get paid for that as IS gets paid for paring down legal contracts? If so, every heterosexual moron will want that job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WkPC9)
She would have been a better person if she had.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (uQ2lA)
Hmm.
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status
/1294392357652246528
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Nah - that was that weird tubular bells thingy
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (luzVb)
Tubular Bells
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 06:59 PM (EGyGV)
Only that middle section where it gets all dark and gloomy and scared the shit out of me when I was a wee little yoot.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Nah - that was that weird tubular bells thingy
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (w2LAm)
That was The Exorcist.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 06:57 PM
Don't forget that you can HordeSource conversation gambits, even pickup lines, if needed.
The Horde. We're more than first aid!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)
Glad I'm not the only one seeing that. Had to block twatter images via script to make it stop.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
I was thinking today about the Dirty Harry movie with Tyne Daly, during the No-Bra Era, and how the director gave her lots of running scenes, so we could watch her itty-bitty titties bounce around. I don't know what prompted the thought, but it took until just now for me to remember her name.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (bVhJi)
The Horde. We're more than first aid!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (DMUuz)
This is never not a good idea.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Z/q4U)
Posted by: HillaryC. & Stacey A. at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Roy2Z)
That is one of my favorite screen names and I have no idea what it means. It just sounds cool.
The Shadout Males is a character in the Dune novels. I believe she is a Bengesserit Witch.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (4J1oK)
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Z/q4U)
Need I remind you the RULES when it comes to things of this nature.......
....
The first boobs were on a 22 year old chick that I trained at work. She stopped by ought of the blue to see me. I gave her a couple of Bud Lights and a shot of Absente. She is on her way to Folly Beach tomorrow.
The other chick with the larger boobs just texted me about a work situation she is dealing with and asked me if I could meet her to discuss her situation. She is closer to my age and has very large gazongas.
She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (h1jJh)
Maybe Trump can get Christopher Wray and Rick Grenell to get FISA warrants and spy on Biden's staff...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)
then they really took hold under grampa Bush
In '92, they said "this gonna be easy"
and it was
Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (O+AcM)
I had a neighbor observe they hadn't seen any deliveries of long and/or heavy boxes for a couple years and asked me why I stopped buying guns and ammo.
My laconic reply, "No room, I'm full. Can't afford a bigger house.
Posted by: The Walkimg Dude at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Ws0n8)
Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Z/q4U)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Far out.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
I think I see the problem!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (eTZoJ)
They don't even have to steal the election outright. Just fuck it up so much to accuse Trump of stealing it as a pretext to not only riot, but have the Sergeant Pepper McGenerals and McAdmirals stage a McCoup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (XTyi0)
She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
If ya tell her that you're only half-good will she show ya one ?
Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Hmm. Pass that over.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Did you drop the brown acid that Dr. Morris Sha-PIE-ro warned you not to take?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)
She knows every word out of her mouth is a lie.
She knows she is evil, possessed by Satan, and that she is a minion from Hell.
She also knows that WE know every word out of her mouth is a lie, that she is evil, possessed by Satan and that she is a minion from Hell, AND THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
Thus, her continual efforts to stick her evil thumbs in our eyes on every issue.
She could kill and eat a 3 year old child on national television while cackling like the witch she is and she would still get 60 million votes for president if she was on the ticket.
The day she return to Hell will be a good day, indeed. Lord let it be while I am still alive.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:06 PM (eTZoJ)
Do you hear it too?!?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (y5oH4)
She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)
Yeah, probably not. "Good" and "nice" equal zero boobies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (IYZ+m)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 06:58 PM (cZjDV)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic
Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type* *delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a real hurry.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (y5oH4)
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Z/q4U)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi
I'm probably a little older than you and I've got CRS. At least I knew the book the character is from.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (4J1oK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)
LOL...She "respects" you ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)
It's pure Zardoz man!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
The rapist later said he did the crime.
She laughed about it all, with that same laugh.
All in a day's work.
Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes and no - so Oldfield did the Exorcist with an album called, you guessed it: "Tubular Bells"
But Halloween copied the same type of theme music when it came out - not quite the same but definitely a copy on the affect.
Friday the Thirteen (Jason) went for the "shee shee haw haw haw" type scary whisper thing(Carpenter was pretty well in his prime here)
Finally - Freddy Kruger (Nightmare on Elm Street) fucked everything up and was pure camp at this point.
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WkPC9)
.....
Unfortunately not.
But sometimes seeing boobs is its own reward.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (YA914)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (JvZF+)
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)
They just want to turn their lives (and the country) around!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)
I'm mean and cruel enough that I want to see the left suffer.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)
It's pure Zardoz man!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Sean Connery in that bizarre Borat man-kini?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)
====
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (n8Pv5)
cackling like the witch she is and she would still get 60 million votes
for president if she was on the ticket.
If it saves just one life. *hic*
Posted by: Wine Moms at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (Z/q4U)
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (LgMzo)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Z/q4U)
At this point it seems my only way out of the Friend Zone is to eat a bullet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
Take care, young Insom. Do not let your asshole devour your soul.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (cI3Q7)
Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type*
*delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a
real hurry.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (BM2fS)
If he is willing to spill the dirt on Hillary, he probably will be.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man
I saw her phylactery flying off carrying a new-born sheep, headed to this weekend's Satanic ceremonies in The Meadows.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (TdMsT)
Sit next to me. Let's be mean and cruel together.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)
This is the advantage of ittie-bitty titties. During the no-bra era there were also no effective stretch fabrics. Big girls filled out their shirts. On smaller girls you could often get a look down or sideways if she was wearing a halter.
Nipples are the key. Sideboob is just a tease.
Europeans kept up the no bra thing longer than we did. I was fortunate to work in mid-town Manhattan which drew a lot of tourists. I would go out for lunch and refuse to come back until I'd seen a nipple.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Joe Blowme at August 14, 2020 07:10 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)
You're too kind. I'm thinking something in a nice shade of genocide.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (9Om/r)
We can't do anything about it, but God can. Keep on praying!. I know we're supposed to pray for our enemies; I find Hillary very hard to pray for, so I just pray she has a real religious conversion and repents, but also that human justice will come for her in this life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (WkPC9)
Or just forget about women altogether, which is easier and healthier for you. But I'll stand by if you need a-hole tips and guidance.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)
----
He ain't no ways tahred.
Posted by: BluesFish at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (jadK/)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Hey, Brother.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (BM2fS)
As long as everyone is complaining about the blog...I have very large grey ad boxes on both sides of main page with no way to get rid of them. They hover over the sidebars like evil bats.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (Z/q4U)
Goodbye 170.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (TdMsT)
I will like it more when she goes room temperature.
Posted by: nip at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)
Lets tie this rookie's cleats together
Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (4vNgL)
Sounds like Bitter Clinger is drowning in bewbs
Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (LgMzo)
A good thing or a bad thing. Depends on the quality. Hillary Clinton? No thanks.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (ynpvh)
Or just forget about women altogether, which is easier and healthier for you. But I'll stand by if you need a-hole tips and guidance.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (qpX6U)
I do not wish to spend the rest of my life - which is probably going to be a pretty good while, actuarially speaking - celibate. Had more than enough of that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)
UPDATED 2:50 PM PT - Friday, August 14, 2020
According to the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), kids ages two years and older should wear face masks, especially when social distancing isn't an option. On Thursday, the academy issued the new guidance and emphasized this could be key to safely reopening schools.
Fucking hell. At least the comments were encouraging.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)
Become?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I pray for Hillary every day. That she receive the Good Lord's Righteous Justice, good and hard, and right quick!
I'm pretty sure I'm not really praying for this particular enemy in the true spirit that I am intended to, but for now, it's baby steps for me.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (sd8p
I think you might need to go sit somewhere quiet until you come down.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)
But have faith - Huber is bringing down some serious indictments in two weeks.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (15yMb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)
status/1293062418466103296
Ben Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is--how do I put this dryly?--in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:09 PM (s2VJv)
---
I had a guy describe his stuff as "pure Sandoz" and it made me want the harder stuff. The stuff that will let you ride in the forbidden zone in thigh boots.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Z/q4U)
I think you need to counsel our protege Eris!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (eTZoJ)
{{{Hrothgar}}}
Counsel her?
Hell, I'm gonna join her!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM
*sigh*
The struggle is real.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
I think you have the right stuff, amigo !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq)
I think you might need to go sit somewhere quiet until you come down.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi
I'm probably a little older than you and I've got CRS. At least I knew the book the character is from.
One of Ace's posts yesterday had a bunch of links to some Dune stuff. IIRC, Netflix has the Lynch version which I'll prolly watch tonight. The steampunk stuff was pretty kewl.
The spice was sandworm poo. Keep that on the down low.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (luzVb)
Just be your authentic self no matter what! Authenticity is very attractive.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!
It's like telling the truth, and not needing to remember the last set of lies you told.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:12 PM (TdMsT)
Riiiiiight. Why do you want me to live the rest of my life in celibacy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)
Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)
.... oh you bet your tits I bookmarked this!
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (SM5o2)
Posted by: JAS at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (D3Oux)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Saw Black Sabbath and Can Halen on that stuff back in '78. What a long strange trip that was.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (4J1oK)
Sean Connery
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (t+qrx)
AND THAT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
We can't do anything about it, but God can. Keep on praying!. I know
we're supposed to pray for our enemies; I find Hillary very hard to
pray for, so I just pray she has a real religious conversion and
repents, but also that human justice will come for her in this life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:11 PM (WkPC9)
May the good Lord keep Hillary...far away from any political power.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM
I doubt OM is going to grant a Book Thread exception.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (n8Pv5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (dNzKv)
See, there's the problem. Women can smell your desperation. Get some neck tattoos, rob a couple convenience stores, deal some meth: you'll become a Chick-Magnet.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)
I'd like to think that God understands our issues, since the work of the conversion is ongoing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (WkPC9)
Yes, Judicial Watch lost its suit.
Posted by: attila the annoying at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (w7KSn)
"Dames, who needs 'em?" said Legolamb, throwing a more than companionable arm around Insom's shoulders...
Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (d6DSt)
Riiiiiight. Why do you want me to live the rest of my life in celibacy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)
What a pity you are MUCH too young for me!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Seconded!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
====
There's something very wrong with someone who would share that kind of information.
Seriously.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (iydjf)
The day she return to Hell will be a good day, indeed. Lord let it be while I am still alive.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BM2fS)
I just want the lemonade concessions near hear grave site.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (lRrON)
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)
Hmmm...thing is, I know you're not wrong about that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Doing okay. Working. Not really enjoying California, but work is work.
Also tired of being celibate (going on 7 years now), but also not willing to get into a relationship with crazy, which is all that's out there.
Thinking of joining a pro-life group so perhaps I could meet someone who isn't pure evil. Course, I'm 57 so not sure who I would meet at such a group that I wouldn't be old enough to be a father to.
All in all, GOOD. Trying not to let the Yellow Peril Hysteria make me insane.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)
Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)
He is The Leading WAP (or-Anti-WAP) Truther.
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (kghgA)
Bitter out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)
Have fun with the boobs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (OjZpE)
The spice was sandworm poo. Keep that on the down low.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)
And here I thought it was exuded from their skin as a lubricant for passing through the sand.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ynpvh)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/ 08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
Posted by: Interesting Dance Moves, Moshi at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (kghgA)
Why in the Seven Names of God would Shapiro possibly think this was a good idea to share on the internet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Evidence to suggest Twitter literally is an addiction?
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (XTyi0)
Bitter out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (YA914)
Go forth, good sir, and garner much boobage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (qpX6U)
There is alot of truth to that. Middle class white girls love to get back at daddy by shacking up with a dead end heroin addict.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (dNzKv)
Hell, I'm gonna join her!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)
So...
Par-Tay!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: getting the banned back together, dry as a bone at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (qQsiS)
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ynpvh)
So did Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I think He still has very high hopes for me, though for most of my life I've been comedy relief for Him.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)
The nice thing about having PROGDA distribute your talking points for you is having deniability. "I never emailed anyone to tell them what to do." Nope sugartits, your flying monkeys did that for you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (HaL55)
====
Sell beer. You'll make more money and it'll serve its intended purpose better.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:15 PM
Journalist Katie, in another article on the site that ace linked to a couple of Threads ago, also has some advice for gentlemen in an involuntary celibacy state.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM
Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Ladyl!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)
Joe. Joe Cop-a-feel...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:07 PM (s2VJv)
===
Never take the brown acid!
Jeez.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (JvZF+)
So completely full of win.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (luzVb)
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social
distancing isn't an option.
Say, that makes perfect sense. Sure am glad we have science.
Posted by: The Boiling Frog at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (eTZoJ)
All in all, GOOD. Trying not to let the Yellow Peril Hysteria make me insane.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)
Hey, good that on balance things are good. Pro-life group could be a beneficial thing. See if you can find any chicks with daddy issues.
This Chinese Lung AIDS thing is bullshit. I'm so over it. Not losing your mind during this madness is an achievement in and of itself.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)
Because there are some that fancy a possible new KGB uniform.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
Hell, I'm gonna join her!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)
So...
Par-Tay!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:19 PM (eTZoJ)
Woohoo!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social
distancing isn't an option.
Age 2 my kids did not always want to wear cloths
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (jWe5r)
Aww, take some pictures for us!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (d6DSt)
God has high hopes for all of us who want to be in relationship with Him, and we all provide a bit of comic relief I expect, as we sometimes laugh at our own children but still love them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (WkPC9)
@jeneps
Hillary Clinton didn't rule out serving in Biden's administration if he wins. "I'm ready to help in any way I can because I think this will be a moment where every American ... should want to fix our country," she told @AmandaBecker.
https://t.co/p8g6eos6C9?amp=1
12:31 PM · Aug 13, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (cI3Q7)
https://stoatnet.org/spice.jpg
(as always, SFW. If anyone's at work.)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (t+qrx)
No cradle robbing allowed at AoS!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (eTZoJ)
I will observe the proprieties, I promise you!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (TdMsT)
Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: JackStraw
Hey, that's pretty good.
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (XTyi0)
I only know one. He works in a shithole. (Hartford). No.
However, I thought this was the free range nipple thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (sd8p8)
So I ask: why care about scoring with women, when they are so grotesque? It ain't worth jumping thru all their flaming hoops just to get in their pants. It really isn't.
We need to do a reverse-Lysistrata. It's probably the only chance to ever fix whatever it is that makes them so crazy. For my part, I always withhold my vital essence from them, and as you know, I am quite happy and well-balanced.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (qpX6U)
Journalist Katie, in another article on the site that ace linked to a couple of Threads ago, also has some advice for gentlemen in an involuntary celibacy state.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (DMUuz)
Uh huh. If it's anything like her other article, it probably involves soy consumption.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NWiLs)
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.
----------
My 2-Point plan:
1.) A Constitutional amendment formally proscribing all currently existing Left parties and ancillary organizations, with an integrated bill of attainder for the extrajudicial and very public executions of their leadership.
2.) Another amendment permanently banning any transfer payment from the US Treasury to any US citizen. Any check the government cuts to our own people must be for goods and services rendered. NO MORE FEDERAL WELFARE, EVER, FOR ANY REASON. If individual States want to go Communist, that's their business, but the federal government has to stay out of the socialism game.
IOW, put them down by force, and then strip them of their ability to ever buy their way back into power.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Sundown, you better take care
if I find you been creepin round my back stairs...
(You're welcome in advance for the earworm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (WkPC9)
I just want the lemonade concessions near hear grave site.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls
Lemonade?
More like brewery that provides 32 oz. beer bong shots.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (BM2fS)
Ask yourself why the first time you heard "Trump destroyed Obama and Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala Harris.
Because it's a script. No one else thought to directly say and make that a headline until this week?
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (uEbPt)
70s: asked a gal out, she said no, "I'm dating a two-bit psychopath", and named him. Turned out I knew who she was talking about, and yes, a huge and violent dirtbag. To hell with the both of them. Over the years, the more people I meet, the more belong dead. Overdue. With interest.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (qQsiS)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic
Damnit, I thought you said Comey is Dead and I was going to *type* *delete* and then offer a prayer that his soul get where its going in a real hurry.
Posted by: Sharkman
Saw Ree ...
Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic ... at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yep. As always, you are correct, Fen.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)
So did I. Only I wouldn't call myself a chick-more an aged hen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:24 PM (WkPC9)
wut r u warin ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WkPC9)
---------------
Sock a Troll, Sock a Troll, Sock a Troll
Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (h7ejD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (WkPC9)
Dear Penthouse,
The day started like any other.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mrs. Dr. Shapiro at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (EgshT)
Theres more than a few people who may be meh about Biden but Hillary provokes strong reactions ---and few, if any, are positive.
it would Must see TV to see the Trumpster take a few shots in a campaign ad aimed at Hillary volunteering to be in a Biden administration.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (IHFs+)
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (0jZnq)
The day started like any other.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Pardon me sir. But it is 'I never thought this would happen to me'. Please make a note of it.
Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (cI3Q7)
Texas SOS Discovers over 90,000 NON-US CITIZENS that are Registered to Vote in Texas. Voter fraud is real
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 07:03 PM (1Dmt5)
Only a start, I'm afraid.
Integrity of voter rolls is a joke. A very sad joke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)
>>> Is there any cop who is acrtually going to vote democratic? Why
Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)
The dems declared open season on them and they still don't get it??? Holy shit man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (9Om/r)
years and older should wear face masks, especially when social distancing isn't an option.
Say, that makes perfect sense. Sure am glad we have science.
Posted by: The Boiling Frog at August 14, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)
On a related note, I have hit several search engines asking for the name of a source or manufacturer of a face mask that is certified (with documentation) by the FDA, NIH, and/or the CDC to provide protection against the specific COVID-19 virus.
For some strange reason, so far I have not been able to find one. Can anyone help a fellow Moron out?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (eTZoJ)
Saw Ree ...
Posted by: Adriane the Theater Critic
That's okay. His time will come.
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it's just AC/DC."
Or something.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (0jZnq)
All cats are 29 in the dark. Or something like that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM
A woman is only as old as the men she feels.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (DMUuz)
Says the guy who married an older woman. Will be 21 glorious years in 6 days.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (4J1oK)
Well, not always, brother, but thanks.
Keep the faith!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 06:53 PM (HwiWi)
Given that no precinct has ever been tossed out no matter how obvious the fraud. Even those with vote totals well in excess of 100% of registered voters and/or one of the major candidates get 0% or 100%.
They are printing mail in ballets, millions of them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (15yMb)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)
*raises hand*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)
Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)
Yes the racial divide...sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)
I saw mine. Does that count?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)
Shooting all morning with Mrs D.
Took her thru the entire handgun lineup. She did pretty good too. Proud of her.
Then she made me a sammich and got me a beer whilst I was cleaning les pistolas.
A good day.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)
✋
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: The Narrator at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (15yMb)
They'll pirouette their way to the counting stations.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)
Dear Penthouse,
The day started like any other.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Pardon me sir. But it is 'I never thought this would happen to me'. Please make a note of it.
_______
Actually, it's supposed to start, "I always thought your letters were made up..."
Not sure how I know this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (l9m7l)
Quite a few in my division. Most are black and most think the Democrats care about them. It's sad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (AFSld)
They are stuck on stupid
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (5aaqs)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)
I haven't even seen my wife's boobs today.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)
moobs or boobs ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (O+AcM)
Philly voters are brainwashed from 70 consecutive years of Democrat rule. They vote D because their parents always did, even as they watch their mayor defund us.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Does anybody else get jittery visuals on the HQ threads lately? I've been micro-dosing LSD and I don't know if it's just me whoooooaaaaa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
AoS has been doing this for me since the big crash and reboot.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
She might want to get that spot checked out.
Posted by: Bob the Window Washer at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (d6DSt)
I saw mine. Does that count?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)
Yes !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)
At the beginning of the COVID fooferaw, I did a Google Shopping search for 'N95 mask.' It returned a page which said, paraphrasing: 'Google Shopping has determined that too many vendors are offering ineffective and/or price-gouging masks, therefore we don't show results for this search.'
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: James at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (sd8p8)
Shooting all morning with Mrs D.
Took her thru the entire handgun lineup. She did pretty good too. Proud of her.
Then she made me a sammich and got me a beer whilst I was cleaning les pistolas.
A good day.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (axyOa)
Sounds nice. Which is her favorite?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)
Images of that scene from Animal House popped in my head just now......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)
Yes !
Posted by: runner
We'll allow it.
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (0jZnq)
I was thinking today about the Dirty Harry movie with Tyne Daly, during the No-Bra Era, and how the director gave her lots of running scenes, so we could watch her itty-bitty titties bounce around. I don't know what prompted the thought, but it took until just now for me to remember her name.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:02 PM (qpX6U)
Just like big titties, little titties need to be free.
It's only fair.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)
That way lies madness...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Says the guy who married an older woman. Will be 21 glorious years in 6 days.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:27 PM (4J1oK)
You've been reading Ben Franklin's memoirs, haven't you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
Honestly, they think the defunding won't happen to them. They believe Biden will save them. PA is only blue because of Philly and Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (AFSld)
Rhino, Hippo, or Elephant?
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (JvZF+)
https://tinyurl.com/y2bstnul
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)
---
That's great, but I really want a vending machine that fries up the bacon for you.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)
I am at the stage where I want the Democrat Party declared illegal and abolished.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)
Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?
Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:28 PM (TdMsT)
Yes !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Sounds like the ladies here have an advantage.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (ynpvh)
Why not?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2020 07:23 PM (sd8p
Ah yes, stylebook says I should have added the "Unless there's a good reason" qualifier!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (eTZoJ)
My dishwasher does that.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (luzVb)
Do you mean real ones, in person? In the same room as me? Consensually?
I saw Tyne Daly's boobs today, in my mind. I can see them on the internet too.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Oooo. Could I have G & T?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (TdMsT)
For me, it's attitude. In high school I'd ask any girl out if r talk her up. As I got older, I got more self-conscious and it ruined that. If I went to a MoMe, I'd be the guy sitting in the very back smiling politely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
Deaths in the 20 and under demo are ....... so few that they are an asterisk on "cause of death" numbers. And there have been real-life "trials" of this going on, for schools, in Europe, for months (in Sweden, up to middle school, forever, that is, all along).
Tying right in to the latest orwellian language assault - "safety". If you're about as likely to be killed by something as you are by a lightning strike, how does the concept of "safety" even arise? That's right. It doesn't.
If the economic dislocation of AGW/"green" idiocy and pseudo-science weren't so enormous, I'm now convinced we'd have long ago adopted all of its ridiculous policies. Far too many people and institutions are dumbed down, lazy, corrupt, uneducated.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (OTzUX)
What is this "work" thingy that everybody keeps talking about? Would it have to do with that "money" stuff too? Having neither, I'm not familiar with any of it.
Please to be with the 'splainin'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (HaL55)
Most of the field installation wire men that work for my company in the NJ/NY offices are black, not a single one of them is voting for Trump or any Republican.
So when you see these polls of Trump getting upwards of 30 pct of the black vote, I have to ask where are these black people?
Sheboygan?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (guvUn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Modern women are insane.
They think that life is only about being "Happy!!!" and that they have to be "Happy!!!" all the time, and if they aren't "Happy!!!" all the time, then it's the man's fault.
Also, in general, people are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (0jZnq)
Disqualified. TODAY, not next Tuesday, man.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (
Sounds like a man who saw the explosion... and knows the blast is going to knock him ass over tits.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (SM5o2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (15yMb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
That doesn't work. Everyone is sitting in the very back. If you really want to go incognito, get out in front at one.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)
Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?
Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
I believe supporting terrorists makes them as bad as terrorists.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)
===
This is because men communicate to exchange information and women communicate to share emotion.
Youre welcome
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
I was always too self-conscious.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (ynpvh)
It's a challenge, no doubt.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
You should come out. Fun for the whole family. And shooting guns makes your confidence and wang size increase. Ask me how I know!
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (SM5o2)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (BM2fS)
That's just what I've been thinking lately!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (bhBSF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)
Yin and Yang are hard.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (vuisn)
'those who DID NOT see chick's boobs today, please raise your hand.'
Do you mean real ones, in person? In the same room as me? Consensually?
Fur-covered or not? I have to axe since I'm from Alabama. In some cases it does make a difference.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
great..we need guys like you..because at the end of the night we tell the bar owner " See that guy sitting back there? He is picking up the check"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (q2K0j)
Just like big titties, little titties need to be free.
It's only fair.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)
A's to J's. I wanna see all of em.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)
So... Bouncer? Got it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (AFSld)
That's just what I've been thinking lately!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:36 PM (NWiLs)
No fair. You've been practicing and competing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (TdMsT)
People getting what deserve (in terms of horrendous outcomes) in a representative form of govt. actually deserve every bit of the misery and tragedy. Problem is, so many of stuck in the same boat as they are, unable to over-rule them.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (WkPC9)
I've wanted this little weasel's head on a pike for a long time. If he is part of the damage I will be more than happy.
He's ruined a lot of lives and never been made to pay.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
So... Bouncer? Got it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (AFSld)
No, I get the impression he'll be sitting quite still.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)
Sheboygan?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I've been to Sheboygan, once upon a time.
I don't think there many (any?) African Americans there.
And I don't think that Trump will get anywhere near 30% of the black vote. But I don't think they will turn out for Biden, either.
Mail-voting might likely change whatever we thought of voting before, because the Democrats will be out en masse to "harvest" votes.
Mail in voting is going to make it just about impossible for Trump to win.
The fraud involved will be ....stupendous.
Move along, there will be nothing to see there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCiJZ)
-
God's sense of humor leans to slapstick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)
"Sea Bass said that?"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (AFSld)
yes and yes. well..that is a difficult one. yes.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Behavioral evolution. Human emales are hypergamous, with a long gestational period and small broods. They will date only men that they rate a 9 to 10. The man is selected to be vicious enough to protect her young.
Men will date women that they rate 2 to 10, because they need to spread their gametes all over.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (ZZDMQ)
OK, somebody mail boob pics to Insomniac.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)
he is at flounder at gmail.com.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (KnJdm)
I was always too self-conscious.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)
I was small and shy. A combination that's like leprosy when it comes to women.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
He's not going to pay much, given how much he was under charged. But then, Trump AND Barr focusing on this means more to come, and that right soon.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (SM5o2)
Posted by: pornhub at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (luzVb)
Ask yourself why the first time you heard "Trump destroyed Obama and
Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala
Harris.
i'm waiting for "trump's minions created covid-19 in the basement of the white house, then sent it to wuhan in those military games knowing it would come back and destroy the obama/biden economy so he could be seen as a hero for fixing it".
n dimensional chess, man
Posted by: Anachronda at August 14, 2020 07:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (0jZnq)
Four more years and I can retire from policing and look for work down south.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (AFSld)
https://tinyurl.com/y5rjykuf
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
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he is at flounder at gmail.com.
Posted by: flounder
*snort*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
Same here, though in my case, more standing in the corner wondering how I can leave without anyone seeing me (the famed "Irish goodbye").
Grandmother Poppins was always dismissive of self-conscious people. "Shyness is just another way of calling attention to yourself," she would say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (2JVJo)
Man, what did Mike Lindell do?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (/nZod)
"Shee shee shee..haw haw haw...shee shee shee...haw haw haw..."
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 06:55 PM (w2LAm)
Theme music to Halloween.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
The Jaws riff.
Except the tempo keeps
getting
s l o w e r . . .
Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (0jZnq)
Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
I believe supporting terrorists makes them as bad as terrorists.
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
There's enough shit on those bastards to RICO the mofos.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (lonOK)
Weissman, while perhaps the most vile and blood-soaked (injustice, wise) of the major names - not sure what legal jeopardy he would face. Though if he did, it would be for activities of the Mueller debacle. Which is a warming thought.
So what are Lisa Chompers and psycho idiot counter-intel boy-toy and the nutcase CIA director and the pine-scented druid philosopher doing, twatters-wise, these days?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (bhBSF)
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (4J1oK)
Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Prove the nexus between AntiFa, BLM, Soros and the Democrat National Committee and Democrat Party, which of course exists, and the DNC and Democrat Party would qualify as being part of domestic terrorist activities as defined by statute (18 USC 2331).
There isn't a written definition of a "domestic terrorist organization", unfortunately, just statutes that define what terrorist acts are.
The Democrat Party and DNC have been involved in domestic terrorist activities on a yearly basis since the 1830s.
If only we had someone willing to file a RICO complaint against them, and the ability to find the evidence that joins AntiFa, BLM, Soros and the Dems together. Because it exists.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
So, you were an early practitioner of social distancing?
BTW, most of us back there are looking at our shoes, just to be non-confrontational!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (eTZoJ)
Exist. He just oozes insincerity and annoyance. I hate his molecules.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)
It sure would be nice to see this garbage go down, HARD.
Weissmann is so corrupted and drunk on power, and never has paid the price for ruining other people's lives.
please, please take him out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Oops, you were talking about Weissman. Yes, I think they're going to make an example of him. Only direct evidence and testimony against Biden or Obama could get him out of the ass reaming to come.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (SM5o2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (WkPC9)
Being rejected enough times forces shyness on you. It did for me.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (AFSld)
I mean Weissmann. People seem to forget, Mueller's team hid the same information for years including the exculpatory information on Flynn.
Solicitor General Wall said during the Flynn hearing the other day that some of the information Barr used to decide not to continue with the Flynn prosecution has not been made public yet.
Yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
Yes ! You can take on a whole new identity !
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Since you've foolishly rejected celibacy, I guess the second best advice I can give you is to join a large church congregation. You will find a 'good' woman there. HOWEVER, do this only if you are a genuinely devout worshipper of God. If your goal is only to get laid, then God will know that, and He will be displeased.
If that doesn't appeal to you, I'll think of something else.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (q177U)
BTW, most of us back there are looking at our shoes, just to be non-confrontational!
Mental note... Buy interesting shoes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (AFSld)
If only we had someone willing to file a RICO complaint against
them, and the ability to find the evidence that joins AntiFa, BLM, Soros
and the Dems together. Because it exists.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (BM2fS)
Lawsuit denied--Judge Sullivan
Posted by: jim at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (2JVJo)
You're safe from me.
. I didn't sign up and couldn't go since it's probably on a Saturday night.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 07:41 PM (0jZnq)
She threw a NJ momee attended by the NJ's finest. I think you'll be fine.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (AFSld)
Biden's Beautiful Economy With a Pandemic" blasted was from Kamala
Harris.''
Other than she's a lying communist whore, I got nothing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 07:08 PM (s2VJv)
Exactly what is the legal definition of a terrorist organization?
Cuz when I watch Democrats, that is what I think they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Seditionists. Domestic enemies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
There will be bourbon.
Does that change anything?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
I would like to point out, that as a topless bar bouncer, I did, in fact get paid to look at 3 magazine centerfold's bare breasts, and was, in fact paid by those beautiful girls to do so.
Posted by: An Observation at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (iisbs)
Posted by: Sharkman
Dammit, man! There's no time to lose! To the Meadows!
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (k/ClX)
Lawsuit denied--Judge Sullivan
Posted by: jim
Judge: "Dismissed with prejudice because I SAID SO!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 14, 2020 07:34 PM (AFSld)
There will be bourbon.
Does that change anything?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
It does for me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (9Om/r)
She described me as a "good man", which means I will probably not get to see those boobs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 14, 2020 07:04 PM (YA914)
----
I'm an ette, and it sounds like she was trying to think up a way to get together with you without being too obvious. She's yours if you want her.
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 14, 2020 07:52 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Eve at August 14, 2020 08:04 PM (L5yo0)
President Donald Trump announced Friday that he would donate his salary
for this financial quarter to the National Park Service for the
restoration of Americas national monuments.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)
__________
BREAKING on XiNN: Trump Attempting to Buy a Spot on Mt. Rushmore! IMPEACH!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 08:07 PM (WqPYg)
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Posted by: true! at August 15, 2020 01:18 AM (/zO8a)
I believe she is a Bengesserit Witch.
----------------------------------------------
Are you certain?
I only remember that she has blue within Blue eyes and is the housekeeper.
She tells Paul Atreides , more or less, 'We Freemen always pay our debts.'
Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 15, 2020 06:53 AM (Mce6+)
ShadowGate: Watch the Film That Got Infowars Reporter Millie Weaver Arrested by the Deep State.
https://youtu.be/JkMNy6doH6s
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