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Supercut of America's Trashiest Wine Aunt (TM) and Queen of Karens Mika Brzezinsky Melting Down On Air
I don't think Joe Scarborough is bringing it in bed. His shrew is hysterical and she's obsessed with another man.
Can't he gentle her down? Stay with it -- by the end, she's actually shouting. She's breathing heavily throughout it. Hyperventilating. She wants to speak to Trump's manager, Mister!SUPERCUT!@morningmika goes on wild rampage against @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/iU7ePXaPf9
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) August 14, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JOE! at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Beaded Lizard at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 14, 2020 02:48 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Hotspur at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (yiiDy)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Drewbicle at August 14, 2020 02:49 PM (8TP0r)
I'm guessing it's got that banana bow to it.
Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (8erNz)
If the "it" Joe brings is a Hillary's Epi-Pen guy, well that is it...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: JOE! at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: nip at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (yoqcZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)
She's pissed because the evil Jooz in Israel made her dead dad look bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (HEEq1)
I've heard slapping women when they get hysterical like this also works.
OTOH, maybe he wants to live.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (LgMzo)
I'm guessing it's got that banana bow to it.
Posted by: JEM at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (8erNz)
Vienna sausage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)
I've heard slapping women when they get hysterical like this also works.
OTOH, maybe he wants to live.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (rw1l7)
He should pretend Mika's his intern...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (sf1AO)
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And make me a sammich.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)
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Cocktail weenie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)
Sorry. I'm against interventions. Not sending in the 82nd Airborne.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (p+DZD)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (LgMzo)
Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)
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Cocktail weenie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:52 PM (UAMe5)
Song idea using that with Foreigner's "Jukebox Hero."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 02:53 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: pookysgirl, meme warrior at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (QqZlq)
Seriously, Paddy Chayefsky predicted this 44 years ago with "Network."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (t55/8)
Posted by: working_man at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (nRNiS)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (DB16e)
Joe ain't cutting it. I'd suggest he invest in a Hitachi vibrating massager and a Trump mask.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Brian Stelter Orchestra at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (kon7k)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (DB16e)
Prefrontal lobotomy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Guy who's always asking "Am I gonna have to slap a bitch?" at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (Qv3tQ)
Joe ain't cutting it. I'd suggest he invest in a Hitachi vibrating massager and a Trump mask.
Posted by: JROD at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (0jZnq)
Fukuoko 3000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Paolo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: PacosMojo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (yDtra)
If she ever spoke the truth, shed probably implode.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)
His lies!
His botched COVID response!
His postal service stuff.
"HE MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE" blah blah blah
Probably forgot something, but she's on a tear.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)
"Whoa, we're not going near that."
- - Marlon Perkins and Jock
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (s2VJv)
Tell me that she doesn't boil bunnies on a regular basis.
Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WHAM at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (2Q2wi)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (1eJby)
Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (sX1BW)
Perhaps she will suffer the same end... metaphorically speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zmnko)
Reaching for ValuRite now.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (gtatv)
Fuck off, cuunt.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
It's hilarious
"The Post Office is the best and greatest and most well- run thing ever but they have to have billions more now to handle a 1% increase in mail in October and November!!"
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (vOGqy)
Why don't Trump and all those icky Republican stooges do what I want??? Starting with suicide This Instant!!!!
I will scream and stomp my feet until you do!!!!!
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe from Scrotem, PA Biden at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (Z2qFv)
Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)
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There's actually a movie about that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (UAMe5)
Who will be the first to suggest she might calm her mammiform protuberances?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 02:57 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:54 PM (oVJmc)
Sounds like someone who just got to the end of a contract with the devil, and can feel the sulfur on their skin.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: IC at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (oVJmc)
I have no pity for her meltdown now.
She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: charlie pyches at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: Butthead at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (Z2qFv)
Posted by: Mika at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (vOGqy)
But mostly I think that this is for show, because they feel guilty for having had Trump on and treating him well last election. So they have to show they're into the 2 minutes hate even more than everyone else.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (d6DSt)
There's all you need, all the justification necessary.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (hku12)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
I have not documented actual statistically significant benefit via randomized controlled trials, but I think it's probably good for me to have achieved the degree of isolation from contemporary idiocy that I have.
In 8 years, I managed to hear the affirmative action intern's voice probably less than I did the one day I was around him (before the national degradation of his election).
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Mika at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (vOGqy)
"Teen spirit?"
- - Kirk Cobain
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (IU8aO)
I have no pity for her meltdown now.
She is a nasty woman and a good rogering won't fix that.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)
She still hasn't gotten over Trump dissing her at a party then talking about her bloody face after plastic surgery.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna
The progs are beating Charlottesville like a redheaded stepson. Discovery, Kommie-la, Mika. Apparently they don't realize Minneapolis, Chicago, Portland, Seattle, NYC, etc. make C-ville look like rowdy elementary school lunchroom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (vL+6S)
Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)
Biden's a doctor now?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LgMzo)
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes , the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (PiwSw)
This here is the real 8-7, last game of the season, smash mouth derangement coming out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (6FeV1)
Mika is obviously hormonal, but to this level?
Did she, perchance, just before this screeching, have tea with the actors on The Spew, all of whom were synced-up, in solidarity, so they all got an extra-strong dose of E?
Tox-eeeeeeque.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Rvt88
Her husband murdered an intern, so......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (vOGqy)
https://youtu.be/BiNRdsgFjMY
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (ch6++)
And her father was a worthless tool too.
Posted by: Happy at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (GHaZw)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (rH0MC)
Posted by: James at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: R/IDontWorkHereLady at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (EH4jV)
At least, that's what I got from watching Tucker last night.
That's a meta-message.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (n8Pv5)
that is for sure
I bounce around the sirrius dial and check in on Moaning Joe and Mika occasionally.
They basically go off like this just about every morning. With no push back. They are in their own bubble and I like it.
Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (FJRRw)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 02:56 PM (FTlwv)
Biden's a doctor now?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:00 PM (LgMzo)
Not even with one of those grabby things old people use to get cans off the top shelf of the Shop'n'Save.
I do have standards, you know.
*sniff*
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 14, 2020 03:01 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (rjE57)
Mika. Don't be so shrill... if you get on Joe's bad side, you know what happens.
*drags finger across neck*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (/nZod)
She does have the oddest hairstyle.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM (RuIsu)
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Why else do you think CAT scans are so pricey?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (LopHl)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (Zmnko)
It's hilarious
It really is.
They thought there was no way their mail-in voting stuff slipped into the current (pending? dead?) bail-out package could be stopped. Nancy and Chuck thought they were sooo clever, trapping Trump into deciding between helping people or stopping their national mail-in election.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqIh)
The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
She's stalker-level wanting Trump. Makes Joe wear an orange wig.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: Pliney at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (r+sAi)
But then he pulled it off. She had to go on the offensive with everyone else, despite the fact that she got the tingles. And he hit back extremely hard and spared no one.
I imagine Mika views this as a betrayal, and it has broken her. And this could all be bullshit, but she was throwing herself at The Donald early on. I imagine that hurts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)
It's not even a 1% increase.
It's far, far, far less.
The USPS processes 181 million pieces of mail each and every day.
That's 5.5 billion a month.
Every man, woman and child in the US--all 313 million-- could mail in a ballot in October and that would be a one-half percent increase in the mail.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
You may be dead on correct.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (LopHl)
See Trump knows the 1st rule. Never stick your dick in crazy
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (17+9D)
She's had work done, but also, she's toned down her hair color -- used to be bleach blond (almost looks like a wig?).
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)
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Hitler was more restrained.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
She wants to be Ivanka's sister?
Sounds like some kind of Star Wars plot.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
It's not even a 1% increase.
It's far, far, far less.
The USPS processes 181 million pieces of mail each and every day.
That's 5.5 billion a month.
Every man, woman and child in the US--all 313 million-- could mail in a ballot in October and that would be a one-half percent increase in the mail.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (aO8Gd)
========
What does a .5% failure rate look like in Pennsylvania?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)
oh, forgot about her father
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)
Posted by: Max Power at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (q177U)
I made it :24.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (LgMzo)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ShAcG)
Remember when once upon a time, behavior like this on a news channel would result in being fired?
Remember when news channels had standards and were considered something everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch without being scared or appalled?
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (/744p)
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)
Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 02:58 PM
If true, this would shake many 'rons worldview to their very core.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: My Corona at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (o7jsN)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (t55/8)
Posted by: iandeal at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (G4GU9)
And WHERE ARE YOUR MASKS, all you comedians who think you're so funny??
Don't make me take my phone out and get your photo not wearing your masks!
Posted by: Morning Mika at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (n8//P)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM (hYcqw)
I doubt that. Her insanity isn't noticeably worse than Paul Krugman, or Jennifer Rubin, or George Conway. I doubt all of them want Trump to fuck them, though I could be wrong. They have a marked tendency towards degeneracy.
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (0HpOW)
Person, woman, man. Camera TV:
Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (n8Pv5)
If Trump is going to get us all killed with his COVID efforts, and Joe Biden says the way to get out of the mess is for everyone to wear a mask outside for the next three months, when do Democrat governors begin implementing Joe's solution? I mean, governors have the power to do this, don't they?
I'll wait a few minutes for your answer.
(Or maybe those Dem governors aren't truly patriotic? LOL)
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (AMIL/)
They might as well change the show to some random homeless psycho woman ranting on a street corner. It's no different, and people pay the same amount of attention.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (dNzKv)
Yeah but the voting doesn't take place over a month, and it piles up near the end. So the stats don't break down quite that cleanly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (rjE57)
everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch without being
scared or appalled?***
Mister, this country could use men like Huntley and Brinkley again.
Posted by: Old Dude at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (MrE9D)
How exactly?
Mandating masks so you have to wear it 24/7, including outside and have your babies masked as well for 3 months (and we know it would be longer since they say that and then say nah brah lets wear face diapers till theres a cure)
This is what 50% want?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lizzy
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True Morons: "but it wouldn't hurt either."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)
Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020
*
*
I hadn't seen that clip in too many years. Great stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (rpbg1)
I've got an Xfinity LG-K212 cell phone, hardware version Rev 1.0, or so says the hardware info. I want to take a picture off of the internet and use it as my phone's wallpaper, but I don't know how.
If any Morons do, can you shoot me an e-mail through my nic?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (2JVJo)
She's stalker-level wanting Trump. Makes Joe wear an orange wig.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:03 PM
Joe! Call me Melania. Tell me I'm fired up. Oh, Don, oh...
Posted by: Mika, panting and moaning at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)
poor dear
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: trev006 at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (0HpOW)
++++++++
Oh sure. They're all degenerates. But I think Mika wanted a hot beef injection from The Donald, and her raving is so intense that I kind of think that those things might be related.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (FZYNt)
She needs to stick bats in her hoochie.
Bat pussy, that'll fix her up!
Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:02 PM
Can recommend.
Posted by: Richard Gere at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (oDYtY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (t55/8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (oAY8z)
Remember when news channels had standards and were considered
something everyone, from a five year old to Grandma 92 could watch
without being scared or appalled?
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:06 PM (/744p)
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Howard Beale was funny because the idea that network news would degenerate into a carnival barker was considered impossible.
Now it's the rule. Weird how fast holding your shit together became passe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (AytXr)
Hillary.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes , the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (tSosf)
Posted by: Old Dude
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Chet Huntley's goodbye monologue was terrific.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2020 03:09 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (nFwvY)
If any Morons do, can you shoot me an e-mail through my nic?
Take a picture of your phone with another phone then text the picture to your phone.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (pIBUf)
This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
I kinda hope at least one tells her, yes, your scornful, ridiculous and over the top soliloquy really opened my eyes.
Maybe take a Xanax and drink a few glasses of wine, sweety. You will be right as rain soon enough.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (haWye)
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (ttBo0)
Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (XTiHL)
++++++++++
They might be right about that, at least in part.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (hYcqw)
She's had work done, but also, she's toned down her hair color -- used to be bleach blond (almost looks like a wig?).
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)
Thanks Lizzy.
She better be careful then. She might stretch all of that work out and have to do it all over again.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (rjE57)
Why do women want to look like Siamese cats? It's so hideous.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:07 PM (rjE57)
Concerto in Ree Flat Major
pazzissimo, con accellerando
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (6FeV1)
Jeezus, she's getting old and crazy.
But hey, right now Joe Biden is going to save FOUHRTY THOUSAND people with his decisiveness about wearing masks, having a mandate, expidentially, now, we must act.
She will only be happy with Joe Bdein.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (pw+jk)
Oh yes, that's the best part of her rant "I WILL NNEVER GO TO 5TH AVENUE! HE SAID HE COULD SHOOT SOMEONE ON 5TH AVENUE AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!! REEEEEE"
Projection much?
In addition to Trump's insults, he needles her husband about the dead intern often.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The Six Million Follar at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (J6dnG)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (Q7dzy)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Czech Chick
I recommend horse tranquillisers
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (d6DSt)
**************
I'd blame soibois and men "transitioning" but then I'd just be repeating myself.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
It's Drag Queen Story hour, all the time now.
All the way down.
And...another thing.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (ZCiJZ)
Now? Feh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (w2LAm)
This Year: 8%
Last Year: 11%
The 20th Century: 64%
Never: 17%
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM (ptqGC)
Someone should gift her some batteries.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (rjE57)
This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
Uh, no.
This is what happens when you mix liberal ideology, mental illness, peri menapausal hormones, and various pharmaceuticals.
Imagine her with a carry permit.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (/744p)
Posted by: Sybian at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (DMUuz)
Paid off a hooker. Not proven, but please, Mika, do lecture us on the morality of extramarital affairs.
Russia Russia Russia. Read the news; maybe start with a search for "debunked dossier", drunk unproven gossip sources, and Clinesmith.
Racism in Charlotsville. Really, you're a grown woman. Stop relying on twitter excerpts for your news. As any 3rd grader could see, Trump said there were good people on both sides of the debate; not that white supremicists or the democrat KKK are good.
Other racism. Hmm.. what? The best employment numbers and policies for black Americans -- ever. Prison reform that benefits minorities groups who are incarcerated at higher percentages.
Children in cages. Now you're criticizing Obama?
Covid deaths. Trump's fault? What was your position on his China travel ban, just days after the virus was discovered in the US? How many deaths do you blame on Cuomo's nursing home policies? Pelosi's March invitation to come on down to Chinatown to prove you're not racist?
...And that's as far as I got before I tapped out.
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Greebs at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (o7jsN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 02:51 PM (H5knJ)
That's such an old argument. We need to move to if you should knock your arrow on the left or right side of the longbow.
Posted by: Lenin at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)
It will happen.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
#twoweeks
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Fred at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (aBKBk)
This Year: 8%
Last Year: 11%
The 20th Century: 64%
Never: 17%
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (HmZuC)
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D+2 sample. More than fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (UWqZJ)
Someone should gift her some batteries.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:12 PM (rjE57)
At this point, it will take a nuclear power plant.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020
*
*
Yeah, but you knew the alpha female velociraptor in the park was *thinking*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (oVJmc)
******************
You notice they never ask that followup question.
Pollee: BIDEN would do a MUCH better job handling the corona than DRUMPF!!!11
Pollster: How so?
Pollee: *blank look*
Posted by: Two Weeks From Seeing 2021 From My House at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (Q7dzy)
+++++++++++
Will that work? I know there are lots of wine moms and Karens out there, but this kind of spectacle is not endearing or attractive. If my wife did it, I'd consider chaining her to the bed to never be permitted to embarrass me like that again. Otherwise, that's a big strike-through on the "dating or wife potential" list. This is abhorrent, and I can't imagine (though I have been surprised before) that a minority of people agree on that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)
Its kind of a mob mentality. Its not good enough to say "Trump is kind of crass and exaggerates a lot, and I disagree with his policies". That's not clapping hard enough. You have to one up each other "he said he grabs women by the hoo-ha!" "He said neo nazis are good people!!" "He wants to ban all Muslims!!!" "HE IS THE LITERAL REINCARNATION OF HITLER!!!" "HE IS COMING TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND RAPE YOUR WIFE!!!!!!1!1!"
They each build on each other's crazy and have to top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if they are honest and true about the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
FOR GOD'S SAKES, JOE, BUY HER SOME F****** BATTERIES!!!
Posted by: Mongo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (IU8aO)
Someone needs to add some opera music behind it, or Wagner or something, some music that builds and builds.
I am reminded of Pat Cooper when he used to get all worked up on Stern. This is pretty funny, with Billy West.
https://tinyurl.com/yyyxcmtf
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Greebs at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (o7jsN)
========
Well, she totally feels like someone who knows that she's winning, ya know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (b+hj2)
Posted by: DailyDish at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (HaL55)
***
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
Finally, some respect!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders, rape fantasy author at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
________
"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (FZYNt)
*reads bottle label*
Joe? JOE! How many hands high would you say I am?
JOE!!!!!
Posted by: Mika Brzrzyzrsyzzrrinski at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Now it's the rule. Weird how fast holding your shit together became passe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Howard Beale would be to button downed by today's standards.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
MY POWER PLANTS! MINE MINE MINE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (luzVb)
Why do women want to look like Siamese cats? It's so hideous.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:11 PM (luzVb)
agreed
and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked
he really looks evil and is easy to trigger
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd
More patient than most - even to go far enough to do a fisking. I just popped to the end to hear her screeching for a few seconds and was done.
Posted by: Roy at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (Ti+Tv)
"All of them do. By multiple women"
--Bernie Sanders
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)
This is what that looks like. This woman wants Trump to rape her. He won't, so that's why she's as angry as she is.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
________
"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)
You know, I hate to say atoadaso, but a fuckin' atoadaso.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 03:08 PM
A harridan spitting little bits of peanut as she screeches at you.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (mNhhD)
c'mon man- really?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 14, 2020
I am not getting out of the boat for this one no way!
Posted by: Jim from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (PiwSw)
She's a journalist like I'm a rocket surgeon.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (J6dnG)
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Yes, they really do
And they've got polls to prove it : Biden is up by 11. And President Hillary was up by 15 on August 2016.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (aO8Gd)
They are scared and don't how to do anything different so they turn the volume up to 11.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (cCxiu)
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The side opposite the hand you use to draw.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (b+hj2)
_________
Forget it, Paolo, it's Crazytown.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (ttBo0)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (luzVb)
When Trump wins again.
Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.
Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)
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The side opposite the hand you use to draw.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (UAMe5)
Nope.
Posted by: Lars Andersen at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (6FeV1)
**********
#mistakesweremade
#twoweeks
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (Cus5s)
the morning after they announced Kamala as VP choice my Edge front page gushed "Polls say Harris more popular that Biden, Trump, Pence!"
Polls? 10 hours after the event? I'm guessing activity on twitter rates as a poll
Posted by: DanMan at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (XTiHL)
I am the genius of myself!!!!
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (pIBUf)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
.
Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (8FfnY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Anchorman at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (LGyA/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)
Me too. Am stocking up right now. Might have to take a vacation day the day after.
Posted by: IC at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: jsg at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ZVlg7)
I predict murder suicides.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (luzVb)
***********
The fuck are you on about? I'll fight you right now you pony face dog soldier!
Posted by: Sundown Joey Bidet at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (C1Lsn)
23 seconds is where I pulled the plug. How can anybody stand to listen to LIE after LIE after LIE?
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (J6dnG)
with women this angry, what man would want to go near them
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (rjE57)
When Trump wins again.
Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.
Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)
I have a bottle of Woodford Reserve Brandy Cask Finished bourbon I'm saving for election night.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Scoob at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (uz9Qm)
Posted by: Greebs
--
OK, this is not as funny as the other theories, but is probably 100 percent correct.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (kA3Cp)
Journalists initially meant they told lies to themselves about their life to make themselves feel better in journals. Now they tell lies to everybody else in the media to make themselves feel better.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (AMIL/)
and I've been looking at Biden when he comes out of his rat hole - his eyes are slits now - and boy, does he look evil behind them when he gets mad at the questions he is asked
he really looks evil and is easy to trigger
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (rjE57)
"Twould be amusing if a a reporter asked if he ever regrets all the lies he's told.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (lgiXo)
top each other not only to show they are true believers, but because
their level of opposition and behavior doesn't make any damn sense if
they are honest and true about the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
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Wrath is traditionally a sin, but the left is treating it as a virtue.
"Sure I'm advocating mass murder, but it's only because TRUMP DESERVES IT!!!!"
The interesting thing to me is that it's becoming clear the left has lost control of their hounds. They could have taken the win when Trump pulled the feds out, but now they're driving out Oregon's State Police - humiliating their mayor, governor and vindicating Trump.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (cfSRQ)
Just not on her face, while she's in a room with other people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (6FeV1)
Didn't Cronkite retire in Quang Tre Province?
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Lelo Inez at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (DMUuz)
MY POWER PLANTS! MINE MINE MINE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)
That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:16 PM (cCxiu)
They also don't want to get caught laughing about how he's gonna lose and end up on a thousand Trump Wins remixes.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (pIBUf)
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Q7dzy)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)
yep, all theater
she's doing the dems bidding
and she's cluster-nuts
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (rjE57)
But having said that, it was rather enjoyable to see her melting down like that on national teevee.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (pIBUf)
Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.
Talk about wine. I'm going with champagne.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:17 PM (rjE57)
It should be chilly outside so a good time to break out the barrel aged imperial stouts.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BJKQV)
It is a true shame that someone was not standing behind her slowly waving a Trump / Pence 2020 sign as she spoke. If she had seen that -- guaranteed rage stroke!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM (luzVb)
And tastes like curdled cheese.
Posted by: Joe's Penis, that one time at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:19 PM (lgiXo)
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Put up your dukes, you dog-faced pony soldier! Fat! I'll kill you with a chain, like Corn Pop!
Posted by: Ragin' Joe at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Now I want pierogi, kielbasa and sauerkraut.
Sigh.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (Q7dzy)
Go on.....
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)
**********
Saw a trump bumper sticker:
"Trump 2020: Fuck Your Feelings"
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: NAB at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (3sHsl)
Back in the old days, you'd just yoke 'em up and leave 'em out in the back 40 till they calmed down.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++
You'll have a blast, and happy birthday. Enjoy yourself
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Shoey at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (hmNVd)
Yeah he's always done that. Any time he's challenged he gets enraged and attacks, and usually the attack is a cross between ridiculous and disturbing.
Don't you love how when the press conference ends, all the press meekly shuffles out quietly, nobody shouting questions like the do with every other politician and candidate?
Kind of reminds me of when Hillary had the press roped off, LITERALLY to keep them away from her. Or set up across the street when she miraculously came out of a care center, suffering from alleged pneumonia, looking like she stepped off a band box.
They're so weak, pathetic, and sheepish with the Democrats.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
It's virtue signaling. The most virtuous is the one with the loudest, most strident condemnation.
Doesn't have to be true, because it's not about the virtue, it's about the signaling.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (9Fy8T)
Posted by: freaked at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (Tnijr)
Sigh.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BM2fS)
Bigos and gowabke or however it is spelled and wodka
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (M+Lyo)
But having said that, it was rather enjoyable to see her melting down like that on national teevee.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:20 PM (HaL55)
Almost a shame that hardly anyone saw it.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
Happy Birfday!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: dc at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (u0crE)
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If you ever get a chance to see the list, you'll be surprised to learn than none of them are actually lies.
Unless he has said, "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:22 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
ENJOY!!!!
I hope you have a great evening!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
But mainly because.. they've got nothing
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Just have fun
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ)
*******
On the plus side there's a lot of FedEx delivery guys walking around now with a shit eating grin on their faces.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (+dsLj)
309I have a bottle of Woodford Reserve Brandy Cask Finished bourbon I'm saving for election night
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Glenfiddich
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Q7dzy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (OTzUX)
Mollie @MZHemingway
Joe come get your lady
Posted by: 29Victor at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (BJKQV)
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Who bitch this is?
Posted by: PUA Master at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (ShAcG)
You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (oAY8z)
"Trump 2020: Fuck Your Feelings"
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (+dsLj)
I have a set of 4 glass tumblers with that etched in the glass.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Just have fun
Posted by: DB- just DB
wow - you and JJ share a birthday
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (FZYNt)
he really looks evil and is easy to trigger
I keep telling y'all, I call them the Demonic Party because their more high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits. Why do you think so many of them go multiple rounds of botox and plastic surgery? Its because, like the bug in the movie "Men in Black", the skin they are wearing doesn't exactly fit.
Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (nFwvY)
Shocking that with that expansive forehead and beady eyes, Deliverance Joe would be severely inadequate. Maybe the intern laughed at his performance...
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anon at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (+0uDE)
I mean, there's reason to oppose the president. I don't think they are GOOD reasons, but they could do so on principle and on specific complaints. Instead its this... unhinged, shark frenzy crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: DailyDish at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (KSBDE)
a good way to motivate the Trump supporters to get out and vote - as if they need it (or those in the middle who would never vote for the dems now and want their family to survive and keep or get a job)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (NZ97b)
Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards
Glenfiddich
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (Q7dzy)
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Politics is too squalid for the good stuff.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (pIBUf)
Given the crowd she runs around with, she's SOL. There's not a dram of testosterone amongst any of those guys they showed during her rant. You could tell they were all pussy-whipped because they all looked down and wouldn't say anything while she was on her bitch-fest. If you could put thought bubbles above their pin heads, all of them would be thinking "Yes, dear. I won't do it again."
Force of habit much?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)
You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:23 PM (oAY8z)
Oh, it would have.
But we would be calling it, "Yeah, I got a wicked bad cold last winter... you too, huh? I guess it's going around."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
he really looks evil and is easy to trigger
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:15 PM
Sometimes his eyes look all black. He creeps me out.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)
Hoo-boy. It's going to a great night, but it is going to be uncomfortable to watch the crying and meltdowns.
Uncomfortable for whom? Not me, I can assure you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)
I like this phrase " the fruit of the spirit"
Things that make you go hmmmm
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (DJFLF)
Yes, he gets menacingly belligerent and, if he can, puts his hands on the interlocutor. Never seen anything like that from Trump. I guess that's the way they roll in Scranton.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (jUVms)
**********************
Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.
I believe every word of it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
On a lighter note, wife just received a package from her best friend in Maine...4 live lobsters. I'm not a fan, so I'll be having a nice thick ribeye. Of course, she likes steak too, so I'll have to carve off a piece so she can have 'surf 'n turf.' And I reckon she'll have enough left over for lobster rolls.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (4J1oK)
But it would still go to the rest of the planet and just skip the US, right?
Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: hevel varik at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (quVbM)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (pIBUf)
Exactly. "Yeah it was so bad I guess some older people died from it, nasty stuff."
That's as far as it would go, just like the last 5 waves of horrible virii.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Floridachick
Funny that. It's like the Sexual Revolution was a complete and utter disaster that Civilization chose or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (MVR7y)
Yep, I still watch those occasionally. They are like fine wine and age well.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (cCxiu)
She pulls six million dollars a year and that's what her hairdresser comes up with? Must be some bitchy dude who hates her guts.
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)
He looks like one of those things they find in caves. I mean creatures that have never seen the sun.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (lgiXo)
She broke
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (M+Lyo)
Like interning for her current husband.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (NZ97b)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
________
"This guy gets it." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper69
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2020 03:14 PM (ttBo0)
Those guys too.
People so fundamentally misunderstand Trump's "grab her by the puthy" comment.
He wasn't talking about the men, he certainly wasn't talking about himself. He was talking about these mewling harpies who are so desperate for a strong man to come along and manhandle them.
I believe it's what drove Kavanaugh's nutjob accuser. I believe it was Anita Hill's reason for being.
Those guys wouldn't and didn't, so the equivalent in their minds is to rape the men where they think it will hurt the most. In their careers.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (hku12)
Joe, murders an intern, dips his stick in crazy....MARRIES crazy and sits next to it EVERY DAY, yet STILL has millions of dollars and leads a comfortable fucking life.
Here I sit, busting my ass for everything I have and provide for my family.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
I'll bet Joe and Mika are fun to hang out with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
She's a mean drunk!
Posted by: Joe Scar at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (RdFF+)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (NZ97b)
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BWAHAHAHA so true.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (jUVms)
They always scream and rant when they are well ahead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2020
*
*
"We've secretly replaced Mika's Thorazine with Epsom salts crystals. Let's see if anyone notices. . . ."
BRRRZAAAP! Crash!
"Jeesus, Joe, what the HELL did you mean by saying 'Good morning' to me in THAT tone???!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)
Seriously. I think he must have got one of them maximum-security prison eyeball tattoos or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (ejd/p)
From Paul's letter to the church at Galatia, Chapter 5:22-23.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: x at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (fIHXk)
testosterone amongst any of those guys they showed during her rant.
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Now that is just not true.
If you count the contents of their stomachs and rectums, there is a surprising large amount of testosterone.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Gweneth Paltry at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (d6DSt)
Maine...4 live lobsters. I'm not a fan, so I'll be having a nice thick
ribeye. Of course, she likes steak too, so I'll have to carve off a
piece so she can have 'surf 'n turf.' And I reckon she'll have enough
left over for lobster rolls.
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Drinking followed by eating melted butter is a good night. Ribeye is just a bonus.
Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (sX1BW)
Every time someone mentions Mika, I think of this photo. The epitome of gravitas.
https://tinyurl.com/y5qqwxf8
And that leads in to Maggie Smith being catty in Evil Under The Sun.
https://youtu.be/YzTSAmKG8J8?t=41
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
As a retreat on an infected root canal.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Asian Gynecologist at August 14, 2020 03:28 PM (sjdRT)
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The devil hasn't collected his due yet.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (jUVms)
What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)
He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any chance for universal mail-in ballots.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (pNxlR)
Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (ptqGC)
Joe, murders an intern, dips his stick in crazy....MARRIES crazy and sits next to it EVERY DAY, yet STILL has millions of dollars and leads a comfortable fucking life.
Here I sit, busting my ass for everything I have and provide for my family.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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But your soul is intact.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (iydjf)
The happiness of not listening to the rest of the clip.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (WkPC9)
"Jeesus, Joe, what the HELL did you mean by saying 'Good morning' to me in THAT tone???!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)
Sounds like my parents when dad would come home just to pack a few things before they divorced.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Floridachick
Funny that. It's like the Sexual Revolution was a complete and utter disaster that Civilization chose or something.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (MVR7y)
No flippin' way!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (hku12)
I predict murder suicides.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
I agree. And stuff we cannot dream of happening.
The amount of money already burned from the hillary loss and then the biden loss. There will be hell to pay for those that ante'd up.
Hollywood is doing poorly right now. How much will they throw away?
Same for businesses.
Even foreign money might be hard, not sure. The world is reeling from the wuhanese virus
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (rjE57)
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Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.
I believe every word of it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)
Well it makes a hell of a lot more sense than someone voluntarily paying money to a "surgeon" in the back of the rusty Econoliner by the overpass to do THAT to one's face.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (6FeV1)
When we try that they shoot our asses.
Posted by: Mongolian Tiger and Himalayan Bear at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (cCxiu)
They always scream and rant when they are well ahead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:27 PM (kA3Cp)
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I remember when the left started burning down its own cities because it was so confident of its win in 2016, and started coming up with brand new ways to cheat in public because they were so confident of victory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)
Well, apparently he is losing. Every poll tells them so.
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Q7dzy)
I like lobster okay but its not exactly magical special wonder meat. Its just decent meat. I think the rep of Lobster is like Coors when it was exclusively in Colorado. Its not that it was great, its that it was rare and difficult to get.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
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Is there a better life?
Posted by: SH at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (sX1BW)
But your soul is intact.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (iydjf)
True.
I would like some peace and comforts, however.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: boomers remember stuff at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (jUVms)
Living proof of the veracity of the second half of the first chapter of Paul's Epistle to the Romans where he outlines the Romans Road of Reprobation.
Posted by: 🐧 at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)
He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any chance for universal mail-in ballots.
====
Thank you.
Fuck the post office. A bunch of lazy, entitled assholes. I have so many horror stories with them.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:31 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (haWye)
Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
I don't know if I "buy" it... but it's a heck of a lot more fun than just saying "well no shit, she's an asshole."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (6FeV1)
not helpful. I know ace thinks her frustration is due to ScarJoe not getting the job done, but there's other solutions to that problem.
It's not a sex thing. It's a "I'm watching a DNC slowmotion trainwreck after I spent four years spouting the most insane conspiracy theories to get that bastid out of the Oval, and it's all going to hell" thing.
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (6FeV1)
I saved a lot of money that way, I'll have you know!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (pIBUf)
I don't know. I'm surrounded by the little bugs and I think it's pretty damn tasty.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Roland THTG
Them acres ain't gonna plow themselves . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (RdFF+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:24 PM (ptqGC)
Joe was saying, "Thank God they made us do this stupid COVID-19 Separation thing on set. I am so glad I am more than six feet away today. We are taking separate town cars home today for sure, and mine ain't going home."
Posted by: Anon at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (+0uDE)
Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
yeah, it's mostly a joke about the sex really
she's doing her job for the left - and she is a true believer
people have found a deep-seeded hate for Trump that is unexplainable
But like jj said above, her father... maybe daddy complex rearing its ugly head
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:05 PM (GjufZ)
Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020
I couldn't get through the clip but that scene is what popped into my head. Would like to respond with that on twitter but i would probably get banned
Posted by: Dan at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (GjufZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
Errrrrr... it's not Freudian. Women are "different" the morning after and most of the day. I mean they're not like this.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (pIBUf)
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I believe. The rot and evil radiates off of them. I can feel it.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (HwiWi)
Happy Birthday, Jane!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (pNxlR)
special wonder meat. Its just decent meat. I think the rep of Lobster
is like Coors when it was exclusively in Colorado. Its not that it was
great, its that it was rare and difficult to get.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
Until Smokey and the Bandit
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (fIHXk)
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He won't give them a shit ton of money to bail them out.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Priapism at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (2cfUo)
high profile members are merely demons wearing skin suits
Sure sure, crazy Xtian obsessed winger, you roll with that!
Posted by: antifa scum burning Bibles in Portland at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Floridachick at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (Q7dzy)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: pep at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (v16oJ)
People, you DON'T need the Post Office - all you need to do is get off your ass on election day and vote.
But yeah, I get that the mail-in thing is the Dem's method to cheat and manipulate the results, so they are going ape-shit crazy because it ain't gonna happen as easily as they thought it would.
The brazen lies and untruths and fallacies in logic astound me. Are the American people genuinely this stupid, or at the leftists this batshit crazy?
Or should I simply embrace the power of 'and'?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:33 PM (nFRLh)
Taste the Gas Light
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (pIBUf)
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He won't give them a shit ton of money to bail them out.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (iydjf)
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And yet, one line of defense from the left is that the USPS doesn't actually cost anything to taxpayers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:35 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Raytonium at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (RdFF+)
WTF is wrong with her that she won't do that? President Trump didn't start or cause any of this. He's followed all the advice that was given to him and did all the crazy stuff we've never ever done before during a pandemic, like quarantine healthy people. You know he certainly didn't want to crush the economy that he got going. I have no idea what else he was supposed to do.
She's nutz.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (HaL55)
I figure a lot of these are calculated display. It gives them social credits in their peer group.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020
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1.2 million bedbugs, I'll warrant.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (rpbg1)
They shouldn't be trusted around small children or pets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
Happy Birthday!
You'll have fun and forget your worries once you sit down with friends.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)
Cognitive dissonance. The contradiction between their expectations is incontrovertible evidence of false beliefs, and the reality would crush their egos and prompt soul-searching and introspection if they confronted it honestly.
Their egos refuse to go quietly, and compel them to come up with ever-more outlandish justifications to try to preserve their belief structure.
Politics is an identity-level object for them. Rejecting their political beliefs is almost like death to them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (9Fy8T)
Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JackStraw
Jim Gaffigan has some funny comments about Seafood:
https://tinyurl.com/Gaffigan-Seafood-Bit
Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (BM2fS)
I have not one freakin clue what the hell causes women to behave the way they do. Best to avoid them if possible.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (WkPC9)
What? Who said anything about lesbians...
It's a terrible haircut, you just have to trust me. I come from a long line of hairstylists of both sexes and trendy fashionistas.
full disclosure: I'm just about to get my long luxurious mane chopped off because I'm sick of it. And I had short hair for most of the 1980 and 1990s and I ain't no muffdiver either.
Posted by: antifa scum burning Bibles in Portland at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (WkPC9)
She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life
Yeah I don't buy the whole Freudian "you just need to get laid" crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
She's angry because no body listen's too her, not even Joe. So she turns the volume up.
Why won't you rubes listen "Trump is killing people!!! REEEEEE"
Hahaha, the old tricks to don't work anymore.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (fa1mM)
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (HwiWi)
She may indeed be sexually frustrated, but it's also likely that she may have no meaningful faith life
No one RESPECTS HER AUTHORITY!
Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (DJFLF)
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There's a special sauce in his load that makes her lady parts happy, that makes the rest of her happier
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (aO8Gd)
But her bitch face is what's really holding her back. No, wait, it's her insanity.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (qpX6U)
Unless I have a sex change I cannot avoid women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
It's funny, I can't watch cringe compilations... people in terribly awkward situations. It makes my skin crawl.
But show me a compilation of epic fails, like people wiping out on skateboards, boat launch failures, trees that are cut and fall into the house instead of away from it... Those I can watch all day long.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Dexter Riley at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jkztu)
Crabs are sea spiders with good PR.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:37 PM (jUVms)
This. We are a long way from Stoicism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (A5zUN)
"All Things Must Pass" was HUGE in 1970--like a "Garbo Talks!" moment for George--and then by 1980 it was considered over-produced and thin.
I've liked for all of my nearly 29 years.
Posted by: moviegique at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (CcUfv)
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
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hahahahaha, yep.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
I think they're having a contest
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: SMOD at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (h1jJh)
It's a terrible haircut, you just have to trust me.
Actually, someone did, or more than one person but I cannot check the entire thread,
but I'll take your word on the haircut. I don't know anything about hair styles-just that it seems o.k. to me. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (WkPC9)
Whoops! I'm sorry! That was Kamala Harris when she was the District Attorney in San Francisco! My bad!
(Can you imagine the media coverage if it was a Republican Vice Presidential candidate? The media don't give a shit including Fox News!)
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Kamala Harris buried investigation into predator priests, victims say
https://t.co/8fV7oz3Jyi?amp=1
Survivors of sexual abuse by Catholic clergy claim Kamala Harris did not do enough to prosecute their cases when she was San Francisco district attorney.
Victims said compared to Terence Hallinan, who was DA before Harris defeated him in the 2003 election, Harris did 'absolutely nothing.'
'It went from Terence Hallinan going hundred miles an hour, full speed ahead, after the Catholic Church to Kamala Harris doing absolutely nothing and taking it backwards hundred miles an hour,' Joey Piscitelli, a sexual assault survivor, who won a court case against his Catholic high school, told The Intercept.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 14, 2020 03:41 PM (FBrfY)
Mika needs a throw down.
A real one.
Not with little Joey.
And she needs one stat.
Break out the Sawzall with the dildo on the end and hand me the extension cord. I'm going in...
Whatever you do, whatever you may hear coming from the other side, do not under any circumstances open that door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (nFRLh)
Oh it would have come to America but it would have been treated like H1N1 under Obama, that is to say, nobody would have batted an eye.
There were over 1000 deaths before Obama even mentioned it.
We were in full shutdown battle stations before a single death was recorded.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (guvUn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (kA3Cp)
Funny how she can direct all her considerable wrath at PDT but not at
the people who are actually responsible for all this flu bullshit
getting forced on us: the Chicoms.
WTF is wrong with her that she
won't do that? President Trump didn't start or cause any of this. He's
followed all the advice that was given to him and did all the crazy
stuff we've never ever done before during a pandemic, like quarantine
healthy people. You know he certainly didn't want to crush the economy
that he got going. I have no idea what else he was supposed to do.
She's nutz.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:36 PM (HaL55)
The thing the Dems will never admit to is that they are selling "We can kill the corona virus if we just destroy the economy".
Everyone who is sane knows that even if we destroy the economy, viruses are gonna do what viruses do. Replicate. Let's take Fauci's example of ridding the world of HIV/Aids. Yep, didn't work.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (fa1mM)
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
And, did I detect just the hint, the merest scintilla, of a Chicom accent in her voice? A Cantonese cant to her blather?
Harden yourselves. The worst is yet to come.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (cqGlW)
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)
works every time
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (oAY8z)
I sometimes think Trump goes a little too far with his comments, but they certainly were mean to him and she's obviously spitting mad in her desire for vengeance. It's like the Morning show version of the "Queen of the Night" aria without singing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (WkPC9)
Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate
my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
Get a walking stick.
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (4J1oK)
Posted by: ///// at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (l5u9H)
Posted by: Eve at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (L5yo0)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
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"Um...yes there is..."
-Democrats, TOTALLY confident in the public polls
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (UWqZJ)
Trump wrecked her when her termed her "bleeding Mika" after her facelift.
I forgot all about that. That's what got her going. I bet she hears that in her empty head about every 15 seconds or so. The echo would drive anyone crazy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)
Anyone remember the media's breathless reporting?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020
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Jane, when I cracked a foot bone in September of '16, I had to limp around on crutches with one of those boot things on. I could drive -- it was my left foot that bit the dust -- and I wasn't in real pain like you've been. But I definitely hated gimping along everywhere I went.
We shall not discuss my having to ride in those little electric carts at the grocery. No. We shall not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (rpbg1)
Husband is taking me on my first outing since I broke my ankle. It's
muh birfday, and I'm nervous as a cat about going out, even for a brief
dinner in a restaurant with friends.
have fun, stay safe, and don't forget that you can decorate your face shield.
Posted by: Dr. Birx at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Mizka at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM
And some street cred.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (4J1oK)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: dartist at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (+ya+t)
And in a field of hundreds of Dem operatives disquised as "Reporters" that's a difficult task.
And Mike and her boyfriends really do take the obsessive cake.
And they say such obviously untrue things that can only be fake and/or subjective.
Only in this atmosphere of the last 4 years could they still be working.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (LyEz9)
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Thats the craziest wildest conspiracy theory I ever read.
I believe every word of it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Playing With Zooey Deschanel's Luscious Hair To Recover From Seeing Mika's Karen-Cut at August 14, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)
It's not that unusual. It's an ancient Navajo belief from before recorded history.
There was a class of demon called a skin-walker, which had been a sorcerer in life. In its unlife, it sought prominent members of society for victims, wore them like a suit, and used them to get into human society and cause mischief.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (9Fy8T)
America's Trashiest Wine Aunt ... LOL
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 03:42 PM (nFRLh)
She punches him in the head all the time.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020
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Just picture yourself like Gene Barry in Bat Masterson. A cane can be cool.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (rpbg1)
The Democrats seem utterly incapable of sane criticism of DJT.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 03:32 PM (lgiXo)
Funny thing is, there's plenty of sane criticism that's possible against Trump from the left, but the commies go all-in on the cray-cray batshit insanity instead.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45
Those were cool. Had to ride those when I broke my hip in '98.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (4J1oK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (UUBmN)
Oh, I came in late and didn't read all the comments. I'd wondered if anyone had noticed her "do".
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (DJFLF)
I actually feel a little sorry for the poor saps on her "panel" that had to sit and listen to it (didn't they look embarrassed to you?) - and, to protect the little fee they collect for appearing, even have to refrain from laughing as she piddles herself.
Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (/sTHK)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (JUOKG)
What possessed you to actually enter that and press 'Post?'
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
She punches him in the head all the time.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (88+cf)
So *that's* how he got the dent!
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (oVJmc)
I'm not watching or reading all the comments at this point. So what is she bitching about?
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (UUBmN)
ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!!
Posted by: MIKA at August 14, 2020 03:47 PM (fa1mM)
I repeat: "who bitch dis is?"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)
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hahahahaha, yep.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jUVms)
Trump knows how to Twitter Shiv.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Fred Garvin at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (e5/N+)
Posted by: Mizka at August 14, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)
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"Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 14, 2020 03:48 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:45
Those were cool. Had to ride those when I broke my hip in '98.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020
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Sitting down among all the tall walking humans made me feel the way I did as a child at the store, surrounded by all these giants towering over me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: idlan at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (FOOiW)
Honey, now your just being unreasonable. You need to settle down.
Posted by: Bosk at August 14, 2020 03:43 PM (SWbVS)
Cramps worse than usual?
** Bang! Zoom! To the Moon! **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:49 PM (pNxlR)
They don't come when you call
They don't squeeze your balls at all
Dead interns aren't much fun
Posted by: doctor demento at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (an7Mv)
The username "dadbodsrising" got a chuckle out of me. And the best of all (although it no longer seems to be active) was "metricbuttload @standardbuttload".
Carry on.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZSK0i)
How embarrassing for normal women to watch. She is a stereotype of a shrieking wench.
I know some women will be watching her with tears in their eyes. But most normal women, if they watched this have got to be wondering wth is wrong with her.
I bet most would say menopause.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (HaL55)
@JohnWHuber
A hint in Clinesmith plea. Durham could have indicted on 18 USC 1519, destruction of federal investigative records, which attracts a 20 year max sentence. Instead the plea is to a 1001 "false statements" charge, only 5 years. Suggests Crossfire's main FBI lawyer is cooperating
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)
I couldn't finish watching it.
She's like a freshly caught crappie, flopping on the dock.
It's really just pathetic.
And to think a corporation pays her good money to act that way.
Thinking of Oregon Muse's earlier post about supernatural may be something. Cuz Mika has melted.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (sy5kK)
Funnier in the original Hungarian:
"My hovercraft is full of eels"
"My nipples explode with delight"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (ZSK0i)
This is the other piece of the puzzle. IN addition to virtue signalling, needing to justify their reaction, and trying to stir up their crazies, there's another factor.
They live in triple layered titanium bubbles where certain positions are introduced and never refuted, questioned, or examined. They hold to exploded nonsense like a security blanket and repeat it when ever any topic comes up about the President as if someone pushed their secret crotch button
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
Happy Birthday, Jane. I'm sure your husband will wash his feet before entering your tent.
Posted by: 40 miles north at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:51 PM (rpbg1)
@JohnWHuber
A hint in Clinesmith plea. Durham could have indicted on 18 USC 1519, destruction of federal investigative records, which attracts a 20 year max sentence. Instead the plea is to a 1001 "false statements" charge, only 5 years. Suggests Crossfire's main FBI lawyer is cooperating
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)
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I called that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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She went on to chastise Mitch McConnel (but no Democrats are to blame for anything you see). Then she suggested that those who had loved ones who died should take some legal action against Trump for killing them. It was deranged.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Gilded Age II: fake science, fake news, RINO palooza, corruption madhouse at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (BRkq2)
What the hell did the evil Orange Man do or allegedly do to the holy post office to upset them so?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 14, 2020 03:25 PM (iydjf)
He took the EO Shortcut around Nanzi 'n' Chuck's porkulus bailout
bill, which included funds to cover USPS deficits and he hasn't gotten
behind anything else that might address it. So ... he's blocking any
chance for universal mail-in ballots.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2020 03:29 PM (pNxlR)
Orange Man Bad seems to play this game better than the professionals.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (p+DZD)
Posted by: Allears at August 14, 2020 03:53 PM (qf5X8)
https://youtu.be/UveSVcz18R0
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
Thanks, y'all. Imonna leave the walker at home. I refuse to celebrate
my *mumble* birfday looking like I'm ready for assisted living.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
Get a walking stick.
I got one after I got the cast off my busted leg last year.
Just gives you some extra confidence.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 14, 2020 03:44 PM (88+cf)
Plus, you get to swat the neighborhood kids when the little demons get within striking distance.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2020 03:54 PM (EGyGV)
Mika lays out her case for:
1. Payoff to porn star -- Pre-term. Unwholesome but not illegal
2. Russia lies -- hoax by media and previous admin
3. Racism in Charlottesville -- media hoax
4. Racism across the board -- Lie with zero evidence
5. Children in cages -- hoax by media and previous admin
6. Conspiracy theories -- Speaking glibly is not a conspiracy
No wonder liberals are so crazed. Believing all this shit to be true would make anyone nuts.
Posted by: red speck at August 14, 2020 03:55 PM (gS3OW)
Just picture yourself like Gene Barry in Bat Masterson. A cane can be cool.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 14, 2020 03:46 PM (rpbg1)
A Bat Masterson reference! Excellent.
Little kid LCD really liked that show. Black ampersand White TV at it's finest. Bat showed how to be classy, and you're right - that cane.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 03:56 PM (sy5kK)
The real guy was actually a lot like that. He was a dude... that nobody messed with. Not just because he was Wyatt Earp's friend but because he personally was deadly as hell.
But he tended to solve problems without violence where Wyatt would just charge up and pistolwhip someone and drag them off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
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In fact, I once dated a woman who said that was one of her fantasies. So, I tied her to the bed and did her harshly, then left her there for a while.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 14, 2020 03:59 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 04:01 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: alecthemad at August 14, 2020 04:03 PM (j2PNK)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 14, 2020 04:09 PM (ABuva)
Hey Mika! - the planes are now flying - you can leave any time your tantrum ends....
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (9ks3L)
Posted by: oddnot at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (YIHot)
Posted by: SkylerKat at August 14, 2020 04:13 PM (SXIn9)
Posted by: oddnot at August 14, 2020 04:10 PM (YIHot)
My older brother sent me a link to some FB group 'Republicans against Donald Trump' and commented "See...?"
Group barely has 10k members (lame for a 'Major' FB group), and its cucks all the way down.
Commented to the brother - they can leave any time they like and go to the Jackasses.
He commented - "We don't want them..." Sure, they got all the loons, commies, snowflakes, and freaks, no need to import more....
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at August 14, 2020 04:20 PM (9ks3L)
Posted by: Texican ette at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (gou4q)
"All Things Must Pass" was HUGE in 1970--like a "Garbo Talks!" moment for George--and then by 1980 it was considered over-produced and thin.
I've liked for all of my nearly 29 years.
I still think it is the best post-Beatles album by any of them with the possible exception of Plastic Ono Band. I listen to it all the time.
Posted by: Happy at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (GHaZw)
A good friend passed on the message and I blew up about it and asked if it's safe to criticize the choice of Kamala Harris for VP or is that verboten. I guess I took it too far by following the link back and commenting to the original poster "You and your friend already politicized it, as did our mutual friend who shared it. Congrats."
As a result, a friend of 20+ years "unfriended" me on Facebook and hasn't returned my phone message.
I don't want to apologize because I was polite when she advocated for universal healthcare, gay marriage in the Methodist church, and everything else. I'm done. Guess I'll rot in hell.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 14, 2020 04:31 PM (/+bwe)
All that ventilating---the end stage of Lak a Nuki Fever. Scarborough is not up to the job these days--his squaw is on the warpath.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 14, 2020 04:34 PM (NVDjf)
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:50 PM (6MoD2)
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Now ask yourself why would the DemonTARDS be acting like this?? They know what they did BETTER than anyone else & they know that Trump knows
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (1Dmt5)
He couldn't find another tasty young intern to get his dick wet, he had to MARRY this haggard, bird-faced harpy?
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 14, 2020 04:52 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: Summer of Love at August 14, 2020 05:04 PM (oOH48)
Where is Paolo...STAT..that is BAT shit Cray Cray....OMG.
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MICA is that when you like eating shit?
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I'm Free,free at last....$19.99 @ Walmart.
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The Horde has missed my best work this last week,send $ 13,97 for the Tapes from F-Tel order now and get 3,567 Others FREE.
The Barrel is spacious but smelly,I know who was here last,the bugger that fingered me @ the Library readings.
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Tell that bitch to chill!
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