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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Zandomeneghi Girl.jpg

Girl With flowers
Federico Zandomeneghi

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 She's thinking, "Was that it?"

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 09:31 AM (CuT8j)

2 Has sizable boobies

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2020 09:32 AM (x/sA1)

3 That's quite a last name.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2020 09:32 AM (lIIT7)

4 One of those eye-talian directors?

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 09:32 AM (X/Pw5)

5 From the obvious title collection.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:32 AM (ZfRYq)

6 flowery

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 09:33 AM (UWqZJ)

7
Beautiful execution.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 09:33 AM (s2VJv)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Don't eat the weeds!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 09:33 AM (FtO5h)

10 Is she old enough for me to comment?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

11 She seems to have a cliff hanger.

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)

12 Is she old enough for Joe Briben to sniff her hair?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 09:34 AM (FtO5h)

13 > Don't eat the weeds!

Roll that shit up and smoke it instead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:34 AM (unn44)

14 You can lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair fall all around me
Offer up your best defense
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

15 I think I would have sent her inside to change into another dress. One that didn't require a million little tiny brush-strokes to render.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2020 09:34 AM (fFtVH)

16 Is she old enough for me to comment?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!



She can rub my neck any day!

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at August 20, 2020 09:35 AM (ZCiJZ)

17 Wouldn't hang.

It would be creepy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

18 This will awake the otters.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:35 AM (se8v5)

19 10 Is she old enough for me to comment?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

If there is turf on the mound...

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

20 Well it's no Cuties.

Posted by: Netflix at August 20, 2020 09:35 AM (3D/fK)

21
If there is turf on the mound...
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 09:35 AM (JFO2v)


Grass on the infield.....PLAY BALL!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

22 Is she old enough for Joe Briben to sniff her hair?
Posted by: Guy Smiley



Yeah, that's the ticket. Sniff the hair!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden....Vegetable Democrat at August 20, 2020 09:36 AM (ZCiJZ)

23 the fabric of the dress is interesting
I wonder what it is

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:36 AM (J8nVw)

24 the fabric of the dress is interesting
I wonder what it is
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:36 AM (J8nVw)


Paint.

It's a painting.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

25 I don't know. It seems like a nice painting, but the color used by the artist for her skin tones makes it look to me like she is having liver issues.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

26 Did Epstein have a copy of this?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2020 09:36 AM (3D/fK)

27 23 the fabric of the dress is interesting
I wonder what it is
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Dessert Topping.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:37 AM (se8v5)

28 I like the way the impressionism resolves itself as realism.

I am confused by her belt, is it made of hair?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 09:37 AM (q2K0j)

29 Laying in the weeds watching the clouds, very relaxing.
Nice art, kinda soothing, nice colors no happy little trees tho.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 20, 2020 09:37 AM (w6A0l)

30 Did Epstein have a copy of this?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2020 09:36 AM (3D/fK)


Because of it being covered in goo, they assumed it was a portal to the afterlife and destroyed it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

31 Why'd she eat all of the flowers?

Were they poppies?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (dH/BH)

32 I am confused by her belt, is it made of hair?
-----------------
Chastity Belt. Best be moving on.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (se8v5)

33 the placement of the tuft of grass makes it seem like a razor commercial

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (J8nVw)

34 End of the innocence lyrics were quoted for this painting so this is ONTOPIC:

O' beautiful, for spacious skies
But now those skies are threatening
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king


Wow, Don Henley. What a douche.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (ZfRYq)

35 Obligatory on topic comment since less than 100 comments so far.

The colors are nice.

No, I am not much of an art fan or critic.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (5p7BC)

36
Poppies.... Poppies....


Posted by: WWotW at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (+OZts)

37 Paint.

It's a painting.
Posted by: Sponge

LOL!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (vd8XM)

38 Weed is the Devil!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (CQ3Qb)

39 "Paint.

It's a painting."

Khakis

Posted by: Jake, from State Farm at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (3D/fK)

40 Beautiful execution.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They shot her ?

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (arJlL)

41 Getting the grass stains out of that dress is gonna be hell.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (unn44)

42 the placement of the tuft of grass makes it seem like a razor commercial
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (J8nVw)


LOL!

Don't be Eurotrash. Shave your pits.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Wow, Don Henley. What a douche.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (ZfRYq)\


Don Henley Must Die!

Posted by: Mojo Nixon at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (PiwSw)

44 26 Did Epstein have a copy of this?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2020 09:36 AM (3D/fK)

If he did, he would hang himself!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

45 Face is a bit masculine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (NWiLs)

46 Influenced by Cassatt and Renoir.

"tired old man"

One thing you can't call Trump, is "tired." Joey, yes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (FtO5h)

47
Khakis
Posted by: Jake, from State Farm at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (3D/fK)


The white or black Jake?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

48 Lovely painting. Would brighten any room.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (eJn7u)

49 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (NPXee)

50 Is she old enough for Joe Briben to sniff her hair?

C'mon, man! Does she have hair?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (3fR4G)

51 Needs to shave her pits or wash better.

Turning green

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (vd8XM)

52 According to wikipedia, the painter was a draft dodger. Until he wasn't.

Fled Venice to avoid draft into Austrian army (wait wut?)

Then he joined up with Garibaldi who I guess had been fired from his position in Babylon 5.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (ZfRYq)

53 Vmom, I thought that too!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (w6A0l)

54 Where's the book?

Seriously, though, I like this.

An idyll of idle.

Very pretty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (WEBkv)

55 Wow, Don Henley. What a douche.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (ZfRYq)

agree but a talented douche bag

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

56 How big is that painting?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (3D/fK)

57 > Were they poppies?

Opiates are notorious for causing constipation.

Thus the song lyrics:

"Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing..."


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (unn44)

58
the wildwood weed grew wild on the farm
and we never knowed what it was called...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (sGUxM)

59 40 Beautiful execution.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They shot her ?
Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (arJlL)

Putin had ricin secretly placed in the plant stalk xhe's chewing on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (NWiLs)

60 Face is a bit masculine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Bullet wounds do that to ya......

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (arJlL)

61 Is that a path behind her? Or is she at the edge of the crops? Farmers daughter maybe, the salesman just left

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (x/sA1)

62 40 Beautiful execution.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They shot her ?
Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:39 AM (arJlL)


This is why I come here.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (ZfRYq)

63 Wow, Don Henley. What a douche.
---------------------
I guess he wants to out douche Todd Rundgren. That's a douche act that is hard to top.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:41 AM (se8v5)

64 I like this painting.

A portrait from an interesting angle.
It makes me wonder what she is thinking about.
The execution is well done.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 20, 2020 09:42 AM (haWye)

65 Zandomeneghi
Isn't that the thing they use to fix the ice at hockey games?

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 20, 2020 09:42 AM (UFgOG)

66 Better check for ticks.

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 09:42 AM (X/Pw5)

67 Zandomeneghi
Isn't that the thing they use to fix the ice at hockey games?
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 20, 2020 09:42 AM (UFgOG)


I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

68 Chastity Belt. Best be moving on.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:38 AM (se8v5)

you left the wrong key this is the wrong key

Posted by: knights knave at August 20, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)

69 49 Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested on charges of defrauding donors in fundraising scheme

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (NPXee)

But the donks are as pure as the wind driven snow...always.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 09:43 AM (ONvIw)

70 I will say, we've found someone that can actually paint female hands. He did well there.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

71 Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested on charges of defrauding donors in fundraising scheme

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You mean right after he said this was a nice painting, right Captain ?

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:43 AM (arJlL)

72 She's thinking of England.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (yQpMk)

73 58
the wildwood weed grew wild on the farm
and we never knowed what it was called...

Wildwood Weed is 14 grams for just 100.00 all day today at Organic Herbal Health Alternative Medicinal Organics, near you! Curbside only. Wear a mask!

Posted by: Your Friendly Budtender at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (FtO5h)

74 I'd be concerned about fire ants. Would not be laying on the ground.
Although he gaze seems vacant and "stoney"

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (w6A0l)

75 > Fled Venice to avoid draft into Austrian army (wait wut?)

Venice was Austrian territory for a while after the Napoleonic Wars.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (unn44)

76
She's thinking, "Ain't gonna listen to Dad anymore, that's for sure!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (pNxlR)

77 It makes me wonder what she is thinking about.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 20, 2020 09:42 AM (haWye)

warthogs

Posted by: knights knave at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

78 Eating grass is a gateway drug.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (pB6Gt)

79 Field hand, hiding in the grass, waiting for the lunch bell to ring

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (vd8XM)

80 "Dammit! I told you to mow the lawn, not lollygag around on it!"

- Dad

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (dfRN6)

81
warthogs
Posted by: knights knave at August 20, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAATTT!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

82 I know the title says "girl" but she doesn't strike me as a girl... maybe a young lady.

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at August 20, 2020 09:45 AM (UUBmN)

83 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

84 The white or black Jake?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

White Jake.
Black Jake is an usurper to the throne.


Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

85 Afterglow of a good rogering.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 09:45 AM (+y/Ru)

86 Didn't know Venice has fields of grass. This is why I come here - to learn things.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:46 AM (se8v5)

87 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 09:46 AM (7Fj9P)

88 > I know the title says "girl" but she doesn't strike me as a girl... maybe a young lady.

She was a girl before she went off into the woods with that Italian artist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (unn44)

89 The dress is sensational, colors suggest a watery silk pattern deliberately blurred. I'm not familiar with this artist, but I like the work.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (ONvIw)

90 So we've just rogered the 100 comment rule.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (q2K0j)

91 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (FtO5h)

92 Some BLM animal is stalking her with a gun, lining up his head shot.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (XxJt1)

93 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (ZfRYq)

94 Seems a little....androgynous.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (G0vdT)

95 Didn't know Venice has fields of grass. This is why I come here - to learn things.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:46 AM (se8v5)

It's a really big window box.

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (X/Pw5)

96 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (3D/fK)

97 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

98 Hard to tell it's a girl. Her dark hair is lost against the dark grass, and it could be a young boy.

On second glance, she has a blouse full of goodies. As Capt. Kirk told Charlie Evans when the latter first saw Yeoman Janice Rand: "That's a girl."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (Ejm1K)

99 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

100 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

101 The white or black Jake?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

transjake

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (J8nVw)

102 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (yQpMk)

103 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (ONvIw)

104 Grazin the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it?

Friends of Distinction.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (se8v5)

105 93 I bet that investigation into Bannon took years and years!

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM (ZfRYq)


Sorry, what I MEANT to post was:

Looking at this painting makes me think that the investigation into Bannon took years and years!

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (ZfRYq)

106 Precisely. Bannon was arrested for liking this gorgeous art work instead of the Virginia Slims style portrait of Michelle and her nuclear arms!
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (ONvIw)


And banana hammock.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Gotta play by the rules.
============
Thanks, man.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 09:49 AM (7Fj9P)

108 She's obviously thinking about the day she will have revenge on the old creepy guy that swore her Dad into the Senate.

He knows what he did.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 20, 2020 09:49 AM (dH/BH)

109 We have-a no grass inna Venizia. Justa canals. You needa boat?

Posted by: Venice Canal-Taxi at August 20, 2020 09:49 AM (FtO5h)

110 She's British. See her pinky.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 20, 2020 09:49 AM (pB6Gt)

111 Grazin the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it?

Friends of Distinction.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (se8v5)


Gas, grass or ass. NOBODY rides for free.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

112 I know the title says "girl" but she doesn't strike me as a girl... maybe a young lady.
Posted by: lin-duh en nui!

Well, if ya wanna split hairs......

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:49 AM (arJlL)

113
Looking at this painting makes me think that the investigation into Bannon took years and years!
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (ZfRYq)

And the girl is contemplating "why do the fucking donks get away with everything?"

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 09:50 AM (ONvIw)

114 > I know the title says "girl" but she doesn't strike me as a girl... maybe a young lady.

I saw Blouse Full of Goodies open for Barenaked Ladies at the Whisky in '83.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2020 09:50 AM (unn44)

115 Can't Trump just clean out that entire office? Or is Kushner giving him the "Sorry, pops, too close to election" bool shite?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 09:50 AM (7Fj9P)

116
Well, if ya wanna split hairs......
Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:49 AM (arJlL)


PLAY BALL!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Roll me over in the clover, roll me over, lay me down and do it again...



Slut.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 09:50 AM (gmo/4)

118 Wait I thought Trump fired all the SDNY people so he could protect his friends?

How is this happening?

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:50 AM (ZfRYq)

119 Girl's face looks like a boy's face.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 09:51 AM (1ISKN)

120 Oh wait - SDNY indicted and they arrested Bannon - SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:52 AM (ZfRYq)

121 Well, if ya wanna split hairs......
Posted by: JT
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How can you see split ends in the painting? You must have great eyesight!

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at August 20, 2020 09:52 AM (UUBmN)

122 SDNY should be typed SoDiNY cuz that's what's required to get into the club.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:52 AM (se8v5)

123 Good way to get deer ticks, dear.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

124 71 Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested on charges of defrauding donors in fundraising scheme

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup
--------

Dem's fall election scorched earth campaign is fully operational.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 09:52 AM (G0vdT)

125 Wait I thought Trump fired all the SDNY people so he could protect his friends?

How is this happening?
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:50 AM (ZfRYq)
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It's a mystery.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 20, 2020 09:52 AM (UAMe5)

126 And banana hammock.
==================
I've been assured by more than one 'Ette in good standing here that Michelle is indeed a "lady". Now, BING image search "Michael Robinson" and tell me what comes back.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 09:52 AM (7Fj9P)

127 Just got through some links of the MR, and here's the art thread,

JJ, if you're here...thanks for the MR, sir.

Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2020 09:53 AM (Rbu5d)

128 Oh wait - SDNY indicted and they arrested Bannon - SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:52 AM (ZfRYq)


And so, it begins...

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

129 Floridaman!
Floridaman!
Doing whatever Floridaman can!

750 million genetically engineered mosquitoes approved for release in Florida

https://bit.ly/34jbXK8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 09:53 AM (+y/Ru)

130 Dr RACHEL nit Richard Levine made a secret deal:

https://twitter.com/vm20201/status/
1296445091121373186

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:53 AM (J8nVw)

131 Is the SDNY acting just like islamic nutjobs doing whatever the fuck they feel like with no fear that Barr will smack them down? Since the DOJ was created by congress and not by the Constitution, I'd be somewhat leery about continuing to act like an autonomous group of shitheads.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 09:53 AM (y7DUB)

132 I like her. But why is she eating grass?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM (U2p+3)

133 132 I like her. But why is she eating grass?
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Milk production.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM (se8v5)

134 I like her. But why is she eating grass?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM (U2p+3)

Upset tummy.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)

135 Trump is at 51% approval in Rasmussen today.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (ZLI7S)

136 For all of the Clinesmith is just the first folks, if you had Bannon as second, collect your winnings at the window!

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (ZfRYq)

137 I like her. But why is she eating grass?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM (U2p+3)
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All the cool kids are doing it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (UAMe5)

138 I wrote a limerick about this painting but it was not funny so I didn't hit "Post".

Not that that has stopped me in the past.



So I'm going with:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q74.0
Other congenital malformations of upper limb(s), including clinodactyly*



*(colloquially known as "kinky pinky" or "tea-sippers malady")

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (Fc5rx)

139 102 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:48 AM (yQpMk)



Last time I counted, 102 was past 100.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (yQpMk)

140
Do you have the same thing, only on black velvet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

141 Great Progressive Rock band from Venice: Le Orme. Started out in the early 70s as a more melodic, less show-offy Emerson, Lake & Palmer-styled trio ("Felona e' Sorona" is their masterpiece from that era) then became a 4-piece in the mid-70s, shifting to more of an Arena-Rock/Prog Lite style ("Verita' Nascoste" is best from that period) and then in the late 70s shifted again to an all-acoustic format, "Unplugged" way ahead of their time, as they adopted a completely unique prog/classical/folk hybrid. Teriffic LP from this era is "Florian," named for a cafe in Venice that featured live music in the vein of that on the album.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (FtO5h)

142 So, some attempt from SDNY to get Bannon to turn on Trump. Another Flynn railroad, most likely.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (oVJmc)

143 I see 100 comment rule and lol!

Burn!

No one wants your comment!

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (aO8Gd)

144 She's British. See her pinky.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Oh.

Her pinky .....

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (arJlL)

145 132 I like her. But why is she eating grass?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM (U2p+3)



Because she forgot the ZigZags?

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM (XxJt1)

146 Since we're at 100 comments, I'm going OT:

Finally got the Old Man buried at Arlington National Cemetery last week. Due to the corona virus, everybody had to wear a mask; but other than that, the service went great. Dad was a career Navy officer. The Navy personnel looked great in their Dress Whites and the Army troops with the caisson also looked great in their Dress Blues and riding boots.

Purple Heart
JSCM with Combat "V"
Vietnam Gallantry Cross with Palm
Fleet Marine Force Combat Operations Insignia
Combat Action Ribbon
Vietnam Service Medal with 6 Campaign Stars

Dad, fair winds and a following sea. You'll be missed. God definitely broke the mold after creating you!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM (YQ4mh)

147 "Last time I counted, 102 was past 100."

It self identified as less than 100.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM (3D/fK)

148
I like her. But why is she eating grass?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM (U2p+3)


Tide Pods weren't invented yet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 09:57 AM (pNxlR)

149
Up In Smoke - a limerick

A young lass named Nellie P. Bly
Reclined in the grass with a sigh
"Alas what can I do?
My prospects are few.
I was gonna find a job...but I got high!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 09:57 AM (Fc5rx)

150
Purple Heart
JSCM with Combat "V"
Vietnam Gallantry Cross with Palm
Fleet Marine Force Combat Operations Insignia
Combat Action Ribbon
Vietnam Service Medal with 6 Campaign Stars

Dad, fair winds and a following sea. You'll be missed. God definitely broke the mold after creating you!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM (YQ4mh)


May God rest his soul.

Thank you, sir, for your service.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

151 Caroline Kennedy: "I've admired Joe Biden since I was a Senate intern in 1974. He shared my uncle Teddy's commitment to civil rights, women's rights, and working families."

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Yeah, Uncle Teddy was all up in women's rights.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)

152 Pardon me if I think the Bannon story is rather comical. We all knew that SDNY has been cooking up some "big prosecution" that they could announce a few weeks before the election to throw some shade on Trump, leftists have been gleefully anticipating this.

So time comes, and all they can dredge up is some disgraced former adviser who Trump got pissed off at and threw out 3 years ago? Really? All of the resource of the SDNY, and some overhyped interpretations of finance law that will get plea bargained down to a couple of misdemeanors against a political nobody is all you got????

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (V2Yro)

153 The ace code isn't really rules. More like, guidelines.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (icI8A)

154 Last time I counted, 102 was past 100.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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Counting is RACIST!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (UUBmN)

155 Dad, fair winds and a following sea. You'll be missed. God definitely broke the mold after creating you!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

Rest in Peace, Sir !

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 09:59 AM (arJlL)

156 Up In Smoke - a limerick

A young lass named Nellie P. Bly
Reclined in the grass with a sigh
"Alas what can I do?
My prospects are few.
I was gonna find a job...but I got high!"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 09:57 AM (Fc5rx)


You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

157 Sorry for your loss, Buckeye Cop. Your dad sounded like a hell of a guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:59 AM (ZLI7S)

158 So time comes, and all they can dredge up is some disgraced former adviser who Trump got pissed off at and threw out 3 years ago? Really? All of the resource of the SDNY, and some overhyped interpretations of finance law that will get plea bargained down to a couple of misdemeanors against a political nobody is all you got????

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (V2Yro)



Shockingly enough, Trump is the only virgin in the whorehouse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:59 AM (yQpMk)

159 *(colloquially known as "kinky pinky" or "tea-sippers malady")
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (Fc5rx)

I have a malady?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 09:59 AM (J8nVw)

160 Dad, fair winds and a following sea. You'll be missed. God definitely broke the mold after creating you!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM (YQ4mh)

RIP Sailor!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 09:59 AM (JFO2v)

161 The 100 comment rule has become self aware.

I saw this movie.

It does not end well.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 09:59 AM (ZfRYq)

162 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM (YQ4mh)


Far winds and following seas to you Dad. My heartfelt condolences to you and your family on your loss. Your Dad is in a much better place now. God Bless your father and you.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

163 Yeah, Uncle Teddy was all up in women's rights.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)

right to die was one of his big efforts

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (JFO2v)

164 Really glad you got to have a decent funeral for your pops, Buckeye. Having lost both parents I can't imagine the grief of people who are currently losing family and can't even give them a proper burial.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (icI8A)

165 So time comes, and all they can dredge up is some disgraced former adviser who Trump got pissed off at and threw out 3 years ago? Really? All of the resource of the SDNY, and some overhyped interpretations of finance law that will get plea bargained down to a couple of misdemeanors against a political nobody is all you got????
========================
Yup. That's how it goes.

Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (7Fj9P)

166 Teriffic LP from this era is "Florian," named for a cafe in Venice that featured live music in the vein of that on the album.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (FtO5h)

and here I thought Venice, La., only had a couple of run down tiddy bars where oilfield grunts hung out at.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (V2Yro)

167 The 100 comment rule has become self aware.

I saw this movie.

It does not end well.
Posted by: blaster

It ends with a THUMP !

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (arJlL)

168 Caroline Kennedy, are we sure the Kennedy clan stopped a generation back on lobotomizing their womyn folk?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (oZTS+)

169 WTF. Steve Bannon arrested and indicted for 1 million dollar fraud?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (wiXsO)

170 I like her. But why is she eating grass?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM


It was the fashion at the time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (ejd/p)

171 In the meadow reclines a young lass
Meditatively chewing on grass
We haven't yet reasoned
Whether she's of the season
So I'm not going to mention her ass

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 10:01 AM (q2K0j)

172 {{{Retired Buckeye Cop}}}

What a nice send-off, especially given the circumstances. Another one gone we couldn't afford to lose.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 10:01 AM (XxJt1)

173
She writes limericks and is stuck trying to find something that rhymes with "Nantucket". Someone else will beat her to the punch and thereby crush her budding career.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:01 AM (pNxlR)

174 153 The ace code isn't really rules. More like, guidelines.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (icI8A)

Like driving in Houston the lines are more for art than rules of the road.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 10:01 AM (JFO2v)

175 158 So time comes, and all they can dredge up is some disgraced former adviser who Trump got pissed off at and threw out 3 years ago? Really? All of the resource of the SDNY, and some overhyped interpretations of finance law that will get plea bargained down to a couple of misdemeanors against a political nobody is all you got????

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (V2Yro)

==========

It feels like desperation to me.

They won't even own this news cycle with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:01 AM (UWqZJ)

176 Up in smoke, it's where my money goes
In my lungs, and sometimes up my nose

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:02 AM (FtO5h)

177 So we've just rogered the 100 comment rule.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 09:47 AM


Surprise!

Posted by: The Otters at August 20, 2020 10:02 AM (ejd/p)

178 So Steve Bannon will be placed in solitary confinement with a gag order for the next two or three years? Don't piss SoDiNY off. Jeebus - simple instructions about law and order.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:03 AM (se8v5)

179 And right on cue, the otters...

Otters on an Ottoman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:03 AM (oZTS+)

180
Otters on an Ottoman?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:03 AM (oZTS+)


As long as you're bent over it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

181 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM (YQ4mh)

My deepest condol and prayers.
He was a hero.

{{{{{hugs}}}}}

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 10:03 AM (J8nVw)

182 179 And right on cue, the otters...

Otters on an Ottoman?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:03 AM (oZTS+)

in the rumpus room

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 10:04 AM (JFO2v)

183 Dad, fair winds and a following sea. You'll be missed. God definitely broke the mold after creating you!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM[/i[

Condolences, RBC. May his memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:04 AM (ejd/p)

184 I keep seeing ads for the PAC Stop Republicans at Insty.

I regularly click on them when I visit to steal a couple of dollars from Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:04 AM (UWqZJ)

185 Condolences, Retired Buckeye Cop. How old was your father?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:04 AM (y7DUB)

186 You get a goddam job before sundown or I'm shipping you off to military school like that goddam Finklestein shit kid! Son of a bitch!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:04 AM (FtO5h)

187 *looks archly at Sponge*

I may have to borrow the Empress' raptors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:05 AM (oZTS+)

188 I've been using kosher salt exclusively for cooking for about two years because all the pros seem to recommend it and I like the bigger flakes. But now I wonder if I might be deficient in iodine.

Posted by: Augustine at August 20, 2020 10:05 AM (Alp4m)

189

Ahhh, nice painting. That'll be me today in a few minutes. Going outside to write a bit. Before the next stormfront rolls through.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:05 AM (rjE57)

190 And right on cue, the otters...

Otters on an Ottoman?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:03 AM


It's otters all the way down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:05 AM (ejd/p)

191 Well done, Bandersnatch!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:06 AM (U2p+3)

192 NRA, Steve Bannon. NY sure does seem to be trying to interfere in an election.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:06 AM (1ISKN)

193 It's otter madness!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:06 AM (oZTS+)

194 Finished a remarkable book last night - 'Conversations in Sicily' by Elio Vittorini. Amazing work - recommend it to the morons.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:06 AM (se8v5)

195 Donny Deutschbag calls 1 out of 3 American racist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2020 10:06 AM (JFO2v)

196 But now I wonder if I might be deficient in iodine.

Posted by: Augustine at August 20, 2020 10:05 AM (Alp4m)

How's yer goiter?

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 10:06 AM (X/Pw5)

197
But now I wonder if I might be deficient in iodine.
Posted by: Augustine


What does your goiter think about that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (pNxlR)

198 135 Trump is at 51% approval in Rasmussen today.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (ZLI7S)
---------

Trumps approval going up...during the DNC....that's funny.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (G0vdT)

199 188 I've been using kosher salt exclusively for cooking for about two years because all the pros seem to recommend it and I like the bigger flakes. But now I wonder if I might be deficient in iodine.

Posted by: Augustine at August 20, 2020 10:05 AM (Alp4m)

Do you have a big hump on your neck?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (1ISKN)

200 Just in case you missed it

THE LEFT SUCKS

and oh yeah

yo

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (O+AcM)

201 198 135 Trump is at 51% approval in Rasmussen today.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (ZLI7S)
---------

Trumps approval going up...during the DNC....that's funny.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (G0vdT)

===========

"Wait...these are Democrats today?!"
-LIV

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (UWqZJ)

202 131
Is the SDNY acting just like islamic nutjobs doing whatever the fuck
they feel like with no fear that Barr will smack them down? Since the
DOJ was created by congress and not by the Constitution, I'd be somewhat
leery about continuing to act like an autonomous group of shitheads.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 09:53 AM (y7DUB)


After reading the DOJ press release it seems they have Bannon and his friends dead to rights. I'm pretty sure Barr and Trump knew this was happening.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (CQ3Qb)

203 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (V2Yro)

It serves its purpose since it will take Clinesmith off the headlines.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (2DOZq)

204 169 WTF. Steve Bannon arrested and indicted for 1 million dollar fraud?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (wiXsO)

In the world of political finance, for EVERYONE in the Uniparty, a million dollars is the piece of paper you roll up and use to light your cigars.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (V2Yro)

205 188 I've been using kosher salt exclusively for cooking for about two years because all the pros seem to recommend it and I like the bigger flakes. But now I wonder if I might be deficient in iodine.
-------------------
I use Kosher salt as well. I balance my diet with bourbon so I have no problems.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (se8v5)

206 Kamala gave the Bidet campaign a dead flounce on the pole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (oZTS+)

207 I've also been using the koshering salt for a couple of years. Now iodized salt tastes like chemical crap.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (yQpMk)

208 I like her. But why is she eating grass?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 09:54 AM


The Grateful Dead hadn't formed yet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (DMUuz)

209 203 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 09:58 AM (V2Yro)

It serves its purpose since it will take Clinesmith off the headlines.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (2DOZq)

===========

He was in the headlines?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (UWqZJ)

210 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (CQ3Qb)

Of course you do.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (2DOZq)

211 Anthonia Cumia has been ripping the shit out of Biden and Harris on his podcasts. Good stuff.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (FtO5h)

212

On Steve Bannon's recent arrest.

Uh huh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (rjE57)

213 Black Lives Matter Speaker Declares War On '"Filthy, Disgusting Animal' Cops

-
I tend to like German shepherds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

214 >>Trumps approval going up...during the DNC....that's funny.

I generally don't pay much attention to individual polls and almost none to media polls but this does seem interesting. Trends are what I find interesting and Trump is trending up even in the bad polls despite all the incoming.

I think Trump is absolutely right about the silent majority and it's growing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM (ZLI7S)

215 He was in the headlines?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (UWqZJ)

Well as much as we could have hoped for. Page six maybe.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM (2DOZq)

216 You get a goddam job before sundown or I'm shipping you off to military school like that goddam Finklestein shit kid! Son of a bitch!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020


*
*

My father when enraged with me, which was often, would threaten to send me off to the Gulf Coast Military Academy. I was never so gleeful in my young life when, at age 14, I discovered and told him that the GCMA only took boys up to age 13.

I lost my allowance that week, as often happened (it was not a way to learn how to handle money, it was a doggie treat). But the moment was worth it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM (Ejm1K)

217 What is coming out of her nose?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM (Tatf6)

218 214 >>Trumps approval going up...during the DNC....that's funny.
----------------------
People are still reacting to gay bat man.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (se8v5)

219 Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested on charges of defrauding donors in fundraising scheme

Like how shakedown funds donations to Burn Loot Murder end up in the DNC coffers?

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (y7DUB)

220 Trump is at 51% approval in Rasmussen today.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (ZLI7S)

---------



Trumps approval going up...during the DNC....that's funny.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (G0vdT)



But but but all of the polls have Gropin' Joe up by 50 bazillion percent

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (hjWzb)

221 Better be careful when telling an Alsatian police dog to fetch a BLM.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (oZTS+)

222 Of course you do.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:08 AM (2DOZq)

What does that mean? Read it yourself: https://rb.gy/f9uknk

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (CQ3Qb)

223 138 I wrote a limerick about this painting but it was not funny so I didn't hit "Post".

Not that that has stopped me in the past.



So I'm going with:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q74.0
Other congenital malformations of upper limb(s), including clinodactyly*



*(colloquially known as "kinky pinky" or "tea-sippers malady")
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 09:55 AM (Fc5rx)


Invader Finger!!!!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (8C7+r)

224

So is this another case of Trump figuring out the character of a man and acting on it with such intuition?

Bannon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (rjE57)

225 After reading the DOJ press release it seems they have Bannon and his friends dead to rights. I'm pretty sure Barr and Trump knew this was happening.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (CQ3Qb)

I don't doubt that - there's a reason Trump fired Bannon, he was always a self serving douchebag. He hijacked Breitbart's organization after Andrew's sad and untimely death, he parlayed that into a spot as an advisor to Trump, and then he and Prince Penis just about destroyed Trump's first 6 months with all of the ridiculous games they played. So i don't have a lot of trust in, or sympathy for, Bannon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (V2Yro)

226 51%

if you one the fence, this leftist, lying shit show should throw you in with Trump

not hard to figure

but the left will hand out Oscar and Pulitzer Prize polls this weekend, Joey 2 Times up by 26 points !!

the greatest show on earth

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (O+AcM)

227 I left an R

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (O+AcM)

228 One cup of milk provides sixty percent of the MDR if iodine.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (XxJt1)

229
What is coming out of her nose?
Posted by: garrett


Spawn of COVID! Unclean! Unclean!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (pNxlR)

230 Then the Sasquatch stepped on her face, and she met her doom...

Posted by: Gee W Bush at August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (FaAss)

231 I guess we're just supposed to overlook people pocketing funds donated to a "Build the Wall" fundraiser because they supported Trump at one time?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (CQ3Qb)

232 Of course you do.
==================
Brian always turns up this time of year with his cunning insights and stunning analysis.
He's a cunning stunt.

Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at August 20, 2020 10:12 AM (7Fj9P)

233 Do you have a big hump on your neck?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:07 AM (1ISKN)
===

No. I do experience some fatigue every now and then though so it did make me wonder. Probably overthinking as I do too much.

Posted by: Augustine at August 20, 2020 10:12 AM (Alp4m)

234 Invader Finger!!!!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2020 10:12 AM (DMUuz)

235

Brian Kolfage

ouch
https://briankolfage.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:12 AM (rjE57)

236 If Sloe Joe has his family at his acceptance speech, will that include his youngest grandchild?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 10:12 AM (qyH+l)

237 194 Conversations in Sicily' by Elio Vittorini.

Thanks - will order. I see it comes in English and Sicilian. I'll go with the English. I only know "proper Italian" and a smattering of the southern dialect my Calabrian relatives spoke. Used to have an old Sicilican barber who I could understand every third word of, on a good day.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:12 AM (FtO5h)

238 217 What is coming out of her nose?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM (Tatf6)


Spaceballs?!?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2020 10:13 AM (DTX3h)

239 Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested on charges of defrauding donors in fundraising scheme

And Egg McMuffin walks free.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:13 AM (FtO5h)

240 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (CQ3Qb)

He may be guilty but you've convicted him from a prosecutor's press release. Good for you.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:13 AM (2DOZq)

241 What is coming out of her nose?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020


*
*

"Bat in the cave"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 10:13 AM (Ejm1K)

242 One cup of milk provides sixty percent of the MDR if iodine.


I'm safe then. My Northern European milk drinking gene is strong.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 10:13 AM (yQpMk)

243 Dad, fair winds and a following sea. You'll be missed. God definitely broke the mold after creating you!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 09:56 AM (YQ4mh)
~~~~~

What a blessing for you to have such a wonderful Dad, and for him, a son who honors him.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2020 10:14 AM (sGotD)

244 He may be guilty but you've convicted him from a prosecutor's press release. Good for you.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:13 AM (2DOZq)


The charges don't look spurious, pretty cut and dry.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:14 AM (CQ3Qb)

245 No. I do experience some fatigue every now and then though so it did make me wonder.


Loss of Essence.

*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 10:14 AM (yQpMk)

246 Trump main problem

is that in DC, when a job needs to filled

there is a limited amount of doors to chose from

and they are almost all bad

Barr is beginning to disappoint

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:14 AM (O+AcM)

247 Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested on charges of defrauding donors in fundraising scheme

Like how shakedown funds donations to Burn Loot Murder end up in the DNC coffers?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (y7DUB)


yeah, not sure what is going on here, need to wait and see

timing
targeted
and an injured iraq vet

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:14 AM (rjE57)

248 237 194 Conversations in Sicily' by Elio Vittorini.

Thanks - will order. I see it comes in English and Sicilian. I'll go with the English. I only know "proper Italian" and a smattering of the southern dialect my Calabrian relatives spoke. Used to have an old Sicilican barber who I could understand every third word of, on a good day.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
---------------------------
I stumbled into him via Calvino. This was so good I am going to have to reread it again soon. I rarely do that - but this is so good.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:14 AM (se8v5)

249 Geezam, over at This Ain't Hell.

A service member on deployment has storage company charge his credit card to move and store his stuff which includes family military heirlooms. Six month contract. On month five they auctioned everything off. He is suing.

The storage company should be thankful he is only suing. What scum.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:15 AM (oZTS+)

250 Black Lives Matter Speaker Declares War On '"Filthy, Disgusting Animal' Cops

-
I tend to like German shepherds.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM


They're not filthy, but they are dirty.

Posted by: Jules Winfield at August 20, 2020 10:15 AM (ejd/p)

251 24-Hour Rule, peeps. At least.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:15 AM (FtO5h)

252 I don't doubt that - there's a reason Trump fired Bannon, he was always a self serving douchebag. He hijacked Breitbart's organization after Andrew's sad and untimely death, he parlayed that into a spot as an advisor to Trump, and then he and Prince Penis just about destroyed Trump's first 6 months with all of the ridiculous games they played. So i don't have a lot of trust in, or sympathy for, Bannon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 10:10 AM (V2Yro)


Although I agree with most of this, particularly how the Breitbart website has turned into a poorly edited clickbait shitshow, these are embarrassingly half assed charges for "our side" to be pursuing imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:15 AM (y7DUB)

253 Spaceballs?

Well there goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:16 AM (oZTS+)

254
If Sloe Joe has his family at his acceptance speech, will that include his youngest grandchild?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 10:12 AM (qyH+l)


Keep your eyes on the edge of the screen. If you see small kids getting swapped in and out of the shot, then you'll know they are trying to figure out who is a grandkid and who isn't.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2020 10:16 AM (pNxlR)

255 I think Trump is absolutely right about the silent majority and it's growing.
==============================
I think "they" are seeing a shift in minority polling too, that has "them" terrified. Kamala isn't now, nor will she move the needle the desired way. It won't take much of a shift in black/latino voters to utterly doom the donks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 10:16 AM (7Fj9P)

256 Daily Mail headline this morning:

"Portland's police chief pleads for an end to the 'endless destruction' as 200 rioters start fires in the street and attempt to storm ICE building while spraying graffiti and shining lasers at cops on 84th night of trouble"


A police chief "pleads" for an end to rioting, while his job description includes enforcing the laws. This is far beyond sad and infuriating.

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2020 10:17 AM (AMIL/)

257

Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested on charges of defrauding donors in fundraising scheme

And Egg McMuffin walks free.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:13 AM (FtO5h)


treasonous Hillary, Obama, Holder, Rice, all of them.

smells like election interference to me, as par for course. I wonder who brought the charges.

This has nothing to do with Trump, so nevertrumpers and TDS card holders, go faint on your couch. Never changing my vote.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:17 AM (rjE57)

258 I just saw a leaked report that the recent CNN poll was a sand bagged poll to show post convention bounce when they go back to Dem plus 15 sample.

More worrisome is the report that Biden has been sandbagging to lower expectations for his acceptance speech tonight, which he'll deliver blindfolded on a unicycle while juggling 5 chainsaws.

In short, we're fkked.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at August 20, 2020 10:17 AM (kfcYC)

259 The charges don't look spurious, pretty cut and dry.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:14 AM (CQ3Qb)

Just like D'Souza right?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:17 AM (2DOZq)

260 Trump has to win

if he doesn't , he will be arrested with 3 months of leaving office

It's what the Russia Hoax was about to begin with

Obama hates Trump and was planning on having Cankles charge him with treason

Obama never thought the old cow would lose

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:17 AM (O+AcM)

261 231
I guess we're just supposed to overlook people pocketing funds donated
to a "Build the Wall" fundraiser because they supported Trump at one
time?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (CQ3Qb)

Wait till we see if there was 'intent'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:17 AM (csiRd)

262 I think Trump is absolutely right about the silent majority and it's growing.

Not just silent. Royally p*ssed off.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:17 AM (rjE57)

263 242 One cup of milk provides sixty percent of the MDR if iodine.


I'm safe then. My Northern European milk drinking gene is strong.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 10:13 AM (yQpMk)
===

Every year at work there is a health screening where you get your blood drawn and they show all your levels of different things. Mine are very good being that I'm young and generally eat pretty healthy and exercise. I just looked at the one from last year and it does not show my iodine level interestingly enough. Also I've not drunk much milk in the last year.

Posted by: Augustine at August 20, 2020 10:18 AM (Alp4m)

264 255 I think Trump is absolutely right about the silent majority and it's growing.
==============================
I think "they" are seeing a shift in minority polling too, that has "them" terrified. Kamala isn't now, nor will she move the needle the desired way. It won't take much of a shift in black/latino voters to utterly doom the donks.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 10:16 AM (7Fj9P)

===========

"But she looks like you!"
-The DNC to black voters, desperately

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:18 AM (UWqZJ)

265 More worrisome is the report that Biden has been sandbagging to lower
expectations for his acceptance speech tonight, which he'll deliver
blindfolded on a unicycle while juggling 5 chainsaws.


Will it be over a pit of rabid Doll Eye Alex supporters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:18 AM (oZTS+)

266 I generally don't pay much attention to individual polls and almost none to media polls but this does seem interesting. Trends are what I find interesting and Trump is trending up even in the bad polls despite all the incoming.

I think Trump is absolutely right about the silent majority and it's growing.
--------------------------------
Me too. And I think people are starting to be more honest about their preferences. I expect the national polls to settle at 48 - 45 Biden and the result should be around 49 - 47 Biden.

The EC result will be basically the same as 2016.

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2020 10:18 AM (gAMkn)

267 Although I agree with most of this, particularly how
the Breitbart website has turned into a poorly edited clickbait
shitshow, these are embarrassingly half assed charges for "our side" to
be pursuing imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:15 AM (y7DUB)

Embarrassing half-assed charges?

"To conceal the payments to KOLFAGE from We Build the Wall, KOLFAGE, BANNON, BADOLATO, and SHEA devised a scheme to route those payments from
We Build the Wall to KOLFAGE indirectly through Non-Profit-1 and a
shell company under SHEA's control, among other avenues. They did so by
using fake invoices and sham "vendor" arrangements, among other ways,
to ensure, as KOLFAGE noted in a text message to BADOLATO, that his pay
arrangement remained "confidential" and kept on a "need to know" basis."


Non-profit fraud is a pet-peeve of mine so perhaps I'm biased. I find it hard to believe that this is fabricated by the DOJ though.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (CQ3Qb)

268 My father when enraged with me, which was often, would threaten to send me off to the Gulf Coast Military Academy. I was never so gleeful in my young life when, at age 14, I discovered and told him that the GCMA only took boys up to age 13.

I lost my allowance that week, as often happened (it was not a way to learn how to handle money, it was a doggie treat). But the moment was worth it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM


An aunt of mine used to threaten to ship the very small RMBS off to West Point when I was misbehaving. Joke was on her a dozen years later.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (ejd/p)

269 So that project that was sandbagged for over two weeks and then I was told to move heaven and earth to complete, then banged it out last night ahead of schedule?

Not a peep. Not even acknowledgment of receipt. It is to laugh. HA HA HA!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (NWiLs)

270 I'm not ready to throw Bannon under the bus just yet but it should be noted he did visit Epstein at his home in Paris in 2018.

Posted by: Augustine at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (Alp4m)

271 "Last time I counted, 102 was past 100."

No post is older than 29. CBD just gets tired eventually.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (CuT8j)

272 But Brian, how outraged are you by the likes of McMullin and his multiple grifter scams?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (FtO5h)

273 The DOJ usually doesn't indict unless it has a rock solid case. Well, before Obama they didn't, anyway.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (1ISKN)

274 Redacted, some Democrats are having orgasmic fantasies of police and military forcibly hauling Donald Trump out of the White House while Joey Bidet is sworn in.

They are so far beyond the average garden variety barking loon it is frightening.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (oZTS+)

275 Non-profit fraud is a pet-peeve of mine so perhaps
I'm biased. I find it hard to believe that this is fabricated by the DOJ
though.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (CQ3Qb)

What difference does it make now!!

Posted by: Hillary *hic!* at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (csiRd)

276 Posted by: Augustine at August 20, 2020 10:18 AM (Alp4m)

I don't think iodine is routinely screened for.

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (X/Pw5)

277 An aunt of mine used to threaten to ship the very small RMBS off to West Point when I was misbehaving. Joke was on her a dozen years later.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (ejd/p)


How's the cow?

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (ZfRYq)

278 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. She seems...engaging.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:21 AM (axyOa)

279 It's a George Floyd arrests and the Atlanta arrests

this is all for show and for the election

It is to cloak Bannon with the cloud of criminality for the election, "you can't listen to him, he's a criminal"

and the cops in MN and GA will walk next year

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:21 AM (O+AcM)

280 Non-profit fraud is a pet-peeve of mine so perhaps I'm biased. I find it hard to believe that this is fabricated by the DOJ though.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (CQ3Qb)


*yawn*

nothing has been fabricated from the doj evah, is this serious?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:22 AM (rjE57)

281 If you don't get enough iodine, you get goiter. Which is a pretty obvious indicator.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:22 AM (1ISKN)

282 artisanal 'ette

"tis full of sound and fury signifying nothing."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:22 AM (oZTS+)

283 278 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. She seems...engaging.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:21 AM (axyOa)

someone stole your tires of your 330 and replaced them with Goodyears

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:23 AM (O+AcM)

284 How's the cow?
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM


*cranks nasty neck back*

Sir, she walks, she talks, she's full of chalk. The lacteal fluid extracted from the female of the bovine species is highly prolific to the nth degree!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:23 AM (ejd/p)

285 Non-profit fraud is a pet-peeve of mine so perhaps I'm biased. I find it hard to believe that this is fabricated by the DOJ though.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (CQ3Qb)


If you want to terminate all non profits now, the most abused part of the tax code to launder money, I'm 100% with you. Prosecuting Bannon while ignoring BLM and others bothers me a lot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:24 AM (y7DUB)

286 Retired Buckeye cop,

You are so fortunate to have had a father you respect and admire.

I will lift a glass to both of you when I get home from work tonight.

God bless and thank you for sharing.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:24 AM (bY+8h)

287 280 Non-profit fraud is a pet-peeve of mine so perhaps I'm biased. I find it hard to believe that this is fabricated by the DOJ though.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (CQ3Qb)


you must be like a cat lady

cause NP fraud hardly ever happens

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:24 AM (O+AcM)

288 It is to cloak Bannon with the cloud of criminality for the election, "you can't listen to him, he's a criminal"

and the cops in MN and GA will walk next year
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:21 AM (O+AcM)


Anything for the past 3+ years is hard to swallow.

Especially now.

They rolled this out after Obama made and @$$ out of himself. The day before Moochelle Antoinette, and all the rest. They are flopping all over the place, so they had to throw some blue meat out.

Blue meat means it is poison and toxic. Spoiled and filthy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:24 AM (rjE57)

289 255 I think Trump is absolutely right about the silent majority and it's growing.
==============================
I think "they" are seeing a shift in minority polling too, that has "them" terrified. Kamala isn't now, nor will she move the needle the desired way. It won't take much of a shift in black/latino voters to utterly doom the donks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2020 10:16 AM (7Fj9P)


I believe many, many Hispanics are unhappy about the prospect of a "black" VP, who they expect will eventually make them as officially hated as will be the "whites."

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2020 10:24 AM (AMIL/)

290 >>Trump has to win

if he doesn't , he will be arrested with 3 months of leaving office

It's what the Russia Hoax was about to begin with

Obama hates Trump and was planning on having Cankles charge him with treason

>>Obama never thought the old cow would lose


Obama and Hillary hate Trump equally because they are afraid of Trump.

People talk about the uniparty all the time because it's true. For years, politicians on both sides of the aisle came to DC and played within the bright lines of what was and what wasn't permissible not by law but by the rules the DC swamp created and the rewards were enormous.

Trump is threatening to tear it all down. He is not a politician, he is not part of the game. He came to destroy the game and upend the self-serving DC insider game.

The swamp is enormous and it is not bounded by people in government or even in the US. It involves powerful interests around the world and involves trillions of dollars.

The Clinton Foundation with all it's tentacles is a prime example. In reality it was a money laundering and influence peddling scam and it includes billions and even touches on things as wide ranging as middle east peace and the CCP virus.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)

291 272
But Brian, how outraged are you by the likes of McMullin and his multiple grifter scams?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (FtO5h)

I'm outraged by all grifter scams.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:25 AM (CQ3Qb)

292 Blue meat means it is poison and toxic. Spoiled and filthy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:24 AM (rjE57)

this one gets it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:25 AM (O+AcM)

293 I'm putting y'all on the news.

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 10:26 AM (X/Pw5)

294 Not a peep. Not even acknowledgment of receipt. It is to laugh. HA HA HA!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (NWiLs)


You know what, Som? Good on you for getting it done.

Something that is hard to accept and understand - people give you crappy jobs because they know you can get it done.

I used to work in a professional services gig where billability was the metric for your performance. Every week it was pounded into you that you needed to be at 85% or better or you would be let go.

I was consistently at about 50%. And when I got assignments, they were always crappy, projects that had gone bad, and needed to be rescued.

I understood this as a sign - we aren't giving you enough assignments to be as billable as we say you need to be. And when we give you one, it is going to suck.

So when I put in my 2 weeks notice, my boss was super surprised. Turns out, they kept me on the bench so they could send me to the rescues. And they sent me to them, it was because they knew I would fix it.

Of course the first time they told me that was when I put in my resignation, so bad leadership on their part.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:26 AM (ZfRYq)

295 It would be something if Joe just abdicated for Kamala tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 10:26 AM (xkm5f)

296 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 10:26 AM (GIeIM)

297 nothing has been fabricated from the doj evah, is this serious?





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:22 AM (rjE57)


Of course that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that what they're claiming to have is very simple, yet damning evidence. No need to fabricate that or kick in the doors to any of their lawyers offices to procure.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (CQ3Qb)

298 I'm outraged by all grifter scams.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:25 AM (CQ3Qb)

name some others...but be careful.

Posted by: Hillary *hic!* at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (csiRd)

299 They gotta wave some kind of bloody shirt about to keep their pawns distracted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (oZTS+)

300 Is Joe's speech going to be pre recorded?

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (gAMkn)

301 https://bit.ly/2Ylq4uB
*******
BREAKING: Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested for defrauding 'Build The Wall' donors | Just The News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (1Dmt5)

302 If you want to terminate all non profits now, the
most abused part of the tax code to launder money, I'm 100% with you.
Prosecuting Bannon while ignoring BLM and others bothers me a lot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:24 AM (y7DUB)

Agreed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (CQ3Qb)

303 I don't recall Steve Bannon attacking or criticizing Trump after he was let go. He makes the sixth high level Trump administration person they have arrested and indicted but yea we got Clinesmith to plea to one count of making a false statement where he will probably be sentenced to probation.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (2DOZq)

304
This little slattern should be scrubbing floors or making sammiches, not lounging around on the grass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 10:28 AM (mht8P)

305 296
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 10:26 AM (GIeIM)

where ya been?....yo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:28 AM (csiRd)

306 name some others...but be careful.


Posted by: Hillary *hic!* at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (csiRd)


The Clinton Foundation would be a great start.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:28 AM (CQ3Qb)

307 BREAKING: Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon arrested for defrauding 'Build The Wall' donors | Just The News
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (1Dmt5)


See? You were right all along! Something is happening!

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:28 AM (ZfRYq)

308 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 10:26 AM


Oy!

Posted by: Mel Brooks at August 20, 2020 10:28 AM (ejd/p)

309 She's obviously just gotten Vlad to whitewash the picket fence for her.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 10:28 AM (an7Mv)

310 304
This little slattern should be scrubbing floors or making sammiches, not lounging around on the grass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Barefoot and pregnant?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (bY+8h)

311
Hey Mitt Romney

Get ficked!!

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (GIeIM)

312 She walks, she talks, she's full of chalk...


*************

Fine. How many lights in Cullum Hall?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (Fc5rx)

313 The DOJ usually doesn't indict unless it has a rock solid case. Well, before Obama they didn't, anyway.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (1ISKN)

I saw the splash public announcement of the Bannon arrest - its hilariously over the top for what looks like minor wrists slaps even if proven, which looks hard to do. Public statements are not quite the same as legal organizing agreements and disclaimers used while fund raising are probably being conveniently ignored by the SDNY to make the case sound ultra-nefarious for the public. But huge public splashes like this for public political figures suggest PR versus real crimes of any weight or merit.

Hopefully, after the election, Trump cleans out the SDNY, which is overly political and prone to this PR stunt prosecutions.

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (w2LAm)

314 They did so by using fake invoices and sham "vendor" arrangements, among other ways, to ensure, as KOLFAGE noted in a text message to BADOLATO, that his pay arrangement remained "confidential" and kept on a "need to know" basis.


Never write if you can speak; never speak if you can nod; never nod if you can wink.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (yQpMk)

315 271 "Last time I counted, 102 was past 100."

No post is older than 29. CBD just gets tired eventually.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (CuT8j)

Time has no meaning here. Numbers have no meaning here.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)

316 Suprise speaker tongiht -Mittels Rombley?

Oh that would be funneh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (oZTS+)

317 295 It would be something if Joe just abdicated for Kamala tonight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 10:26 AM (xkm5f)
-------------

Funny. My curiosity is how long Joe will talk. I'm thinking 15 minutes max....if it's live.

I'm not dismissing the possibility of a totally taped speech with obvious cuts like you see on youtube.

Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 10:30 AM (G0vdT)

318 Always 25 or 6 to 4 here at AoS Acres.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:30 AM (oZTS+)

319 Fine. How many lights in Cullum Hall?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM


340.

What are the mistakes on the French Monument?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:30 AM (ejd/p)

320 315
271 "Last time I counted, 102 was past 100."



No post is older than 29. CBD just gets tired eventually.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 10:20 AM (CuT8j)



Time has no meaning here. Numbers have no meaning here.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)

Does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago 'obligatory' at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (csiRd)

321 Of course that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that what they're claiming to have is very simple, yet damning evidence. No need to fabricate that or kick in the doors to any of their lawyers offices to procure.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (CQ3Qb)


Again, *yawn*.

And btw, we are at war now. I don't care. I just don't care. The Democrats are the most criminal pack of treasonous rapists, pedophiles, and federal criminals. Some of the most hideous and disgusting crimes in history. Biden the pedo. Obama the coke head. Hillary the Queen of Liars and getting people killed by inaction. Slick Willy Clinton the rapist.

Talk about the Grifter Class. The Grifter Party. The Democrat Party of Money Laundering Grifters.

We are at war.

I don't care.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (rjE57)

322 Never write if you can speak; never speak if you can nod; never nod if you can wink.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM


Perennial words of wisdom from Howie Carr.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (ejd/p)

323 Time has no meaning here. Numbers have no meaning here.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
-----
We control the horizontal.

We control the vertical.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (UAMe5)

324 Is Joe's speech going to be pre recorded?


*********

Just portions. Every time he gaffes they'll dub in a filler phrase, sort of like Mad Libs™


(an appropriate label for it wouldn't you say?)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (Fc5rx)

325 The thing with the Bannon indictment is not just that he was associated with Trump.

Trump fired him.

The fraud is accused over the private Build The Wall project, so it taints that. Bannon is associated with many on the "new right" - however you might categorize that - people like Jack Posobiec and Raheem Kassam.

People who are CURRENTLY very pro-Trump.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (ZfRYq)

326 Does anyone really know what time it is?


Posted by: Chicago 'obligatory' at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (csiRd)

It's now. It's always now. Every single time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (1ISKN)

327 The GOP better understand that indicting and prosecuting their political rivals in friendly jurisdictions is a new front.

Time to man up.

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (gAMkn)

328 What will be the "October Surprise?"

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (bY+8h)

329 The storage company should be thankful he is only suing. What scum.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:15 AM (oZTS+)

If it's in a military town, have the appropriate Commander place the storage facility off-limits.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (qyH+l)

330
Off to take Delilah to the vet for an influenza shot and pick up heartworm medicine. Then into Houston (City of Death) to look in at the Pomeranian specialty to see how the stewarding is done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (mht8P)

331 ABQ school board votes to change course and not go to in school classes starting in september, instead remote learning entire first semester. The kids were already getting a shitty education, now they will be even more screwed. Thanks teachers union. Guarantee most of them who have kids have them in private schools that will be open

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (x/sA1)

332
It is 2020, everything is political

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (GIeIM)

333 someone stole your tires of your 330 and replaced them with Goodyears
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 10:23 AM (O+AcM)


DAMN!!!!
That explains why it keeps turning left.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (zEH23)

334 Greetings pastural faapeurs.

Girl in the painting needs to shave. Her pits look like they're growing grass in them. Is she Fwench?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (HaL55)

335 After reading the DOJ press release it seems they have Bannon and his friends dead to rights.


While NYC is burned down around their ears by terrorists.


Yeah. Totally legit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 10:33 AM (luzVb)

336 It's now. It's always now. Every single time.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM


Everything that happens now...is happening now.

Posted by: Col. Sanders at August 20, 2020 10:33 AM (ejd/p)

337 268 My father when enraged with me, which was often, would threaten to send me off to the Gulf Coast Military Academy. I was never so gleeful in my young life when, at age 14, I discovered and told him that the GCMA only took boys up to age 13.

I lost my allowance that week, as often happened (it was not a way to learn how to handle money, it was a doggie treat). But the moment was worth it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2020 10:09 AM

An aunt of mine used to threaten to ship the very small RMBS off to West Point when I was misbehaving. Joke was on her a dozen years later.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (ejd/p)


I got that threat a few times. Last time was when I said, "Military school! They must give you guns!"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 20, 2020 10:33 AM (8C7+r)

338 Of course the first time they told me that was when I put in my resignation, so bad leadership on their part.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:26 AM (ZfRYq)

Interesting. I suppose that could partially be the case. And that definitely was bad leadership and bad management in their part. I'm not even all that peeved about it - though I was expecting my email to get blown up this morning with OMG I NEED THESE REVISIONS RIGHT NOW OR WE'RE GONNA DIIIIEEEE messages.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:33 AM (NWiLs)

339 "No matter where you go, there you are."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (oZTS+)

340 328 What will be the "October Surprise?"

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (bY+8h)

Unless it's that the demcorats were just pretending to be communist scum and disavow every single policy position they currently hold, I don't see what difference it could make.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (1ISKN)

341 Prosecuting Bannon while ignoring BLM and others bothers me a lot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:24 AM (y7DUB)


exactly

I just don't care.
We are at war now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (rjE57)

342 328 What will be the "October Surprise?"
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (bY+8h)

Otters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (NWiLs)

343 And btw, we are at war now. I don't care. I just
don't care. The Democrats are the most criminal pack of treasonous
rapists, pedophiles, and federal criminals. Some of the most hideous and
disgusting crimes in history. Biden the pedo. Obama the coke head.
Hillary the Queen of Liars and getting people killed by inaction. Slick
Willy Clinton the rapist.



Talk about the Grifter Class. The Grifter Party. The Democrat Party of Money Laundering Grifters.



We are at war.



I don't care.





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (rjE57)


Yeah but when you ignore criminal wrongdoing on your side while demanding it be used as a weapon against your opponents suddenly you're just as corrupt as they are. Selective enforcement of the law against your political opponents isn't war.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (CQ3Qb)

344 Kurt Eichmanwald just got excited, he read that as "Octopus Surprise."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (oZTS+)

345 Fine. How many lights in Cullum Hall?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM


Muldoon, you too?

What are the mistakes on the French Monument?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:30 AM (ejd/p)


Curved saber, straight scabbard? Balls are too big? Flag is not white?

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)

346 We are at war.



I don't care.





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (rjE57)

This x 1000.
Neighbor mentioned 'campaign finance charges' for a conservative here whose sign I have in my yard. "yeah, I don't fucking care".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (csiRd)

347 344 Kurt Eichmanwald just got excited, he read that as "Octopus Surprise."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (oZTS+)

Putting his slimy testicles all over things...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

348 Funny. My curiosity is how long Joe will talk. I'm thinking 15 minutes max....if it's live.

I'm not dismissing the possibility of a totally taped speech with obvious cuts like you see on youtube.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 10:30 AM (G0vdT)

Maybe they'll do a mashup of speeches from when Joe still had his marbles.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (lgiXo)

349 328 What will be the "October Surprise?"
-------------------
Joe Biden's death.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (hj4ry)

350 Curved saber, straight scabbard? Balls are too big? Flag is not white?

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)

a gun?

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (X/Pw5)

351 The thing with the Bannon indictment is not just that he was associated with Trump.

Trump fired him.

The fraud is accused over the private Build The Wall project, so it taints that. Bannon is associated with many on the "new right" - however you might categorize that - people like Jack Posobiec and Raheem Kassam.

People who are CURRENTLY very pro-Trump.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:31 AM (ZfRYq)


Trump fired him. Correct.
So this has nothing to do with Trump.

But it has everything to do with shutting up Trump supporters.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (rjE57)

352 The grifting that is technically legal for these non-profits is already pretty alarming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (1ISKN)

353
Yeah but when you ignore criminal wrongdoing on
your side while demanding it be used as a weapon against your opponents
suddenly you're just as corrupt as they are. Selective enforcement of
the law against your political opponents isn't war.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (CQ3Qb)

Why am I laughing so hard at this!!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (csiRd)

354 Muldoon, you too?


Yep, but only for two years. Changed career paths.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (Fc5rx)

355 348 Funny. My curiosity is how long Joe will talk. I'm thinking 15 minutes max....if it's live.

I'm not dismissing the possibility of a totally taped speech with obvious cuts like you see on youtube.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 10:30 AM (G0vdT)

Maybe they'll do a mashup of speeches from when Joe still had his marbles.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (lgiXo)

==========

Something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNxycOyfdaQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (UWqZJ)

356 They did so by using fake invoices and sham "vendor" arrangements, among other ways, to ensure, as KOLFAGE noted in a text message to BADOLATO, that his pay arrangement remained "confidential" and kept on a "need to know" basis.

Never write if you can speak; never speak if you can nod; never nod if you can wink.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 10:29 AM (yQpMk)

Saying they are sham or fake in loud over the top press releases and proving it in court are not
close to the same thing. No one is pleading guilty here and publicly written disclaimers on use of funds by the organizers for expenses, etc that the organizers feel are necessary are not going to be announced by over-zealous prosecutors.

I don't know how this turns out, but I have a feeling this case will die out after the election and devolve quietly into a plea down to some nominal fine to make it go away by the defendants and the prosecutors.

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (w2LAm)

357 What will be the "October Surprise?"
-------------------
Joe Biden's death.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (hj4ry)


or RBG's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (rjE57)

358 Curved saber, straight scabbard? Balls are too big? Flag is not white?
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM


Two out of three, although I don't recall ever phrasing that as "balls are too big". LOL Flag blowing one way, coattails the other.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (ejd/p)

359 Yeah but when you ignore criminal wrongdoing on your side while demanding it be used as a weapon against your opponents suddenly you're just as corrupt as they are. Selective enforcement of the law against your political opponents isn't war.
------------------------------
Anyone remember that Scooter Libby (don't care about him but it's an interesting story) was absolutely destroyed for a crime that wasn't a crime and it was widely known that he wasn't the leaker anyway?

Yeah, they do this a lot.

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (gAMkn)

360 349
328 What will be the "October Surprise?"

-------------------

Joe Biden's death.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (hj4ry)

So otters are out then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (csiRd)

361 Cannibal Bob, don't think slapping a hot iron will cure that one....

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (oZTS+)

362 347 344 Kurt Eichmanwald just got excited, he read that as "Octopus Surprise."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (oZTS+)

Putting his slimy testicles all over things...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

Tentacles. Big difference.

Posted by: Lane Mayer, making a gnarly run down the K-12 at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (Izzlo)

363 I'm a girl. They didn't let girls into military school when I was young so my mother was reduced to threatening to send me to the girls state reformatory when she was mad at me. You use whatever took is at hand, I guess.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (XxJt1)

364 350 Curved saber, straight scabbard? Balls are too big? Flag is not white?

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)

a gun?
---------------------
Cutlass. FTW.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (hj4ry)

365 Two out of three, although I don't recall ever phrasing that as "balls are too big". LOL Flag blowing one way, coattails the other.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (ejd/p)


Yeah I knew the third one but I went with the flag not being white because French.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:38 AM (ZfRYq)

366 Curved saber, straight scabbard? Balls are too big? Flag is not white?

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)

a gun?
Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM


Look at this...everyone's doing the French Mistake today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:38 AM (ejd/p)

367 Yeah but when you ignore criminal wrongdoing on your side while demanding it be used as a weapon against your opponents suddenly you're just as corrupt as they are. Selective enforcement of the law against your political opponents isn't war.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (CQ3Qb)


You really are playing the smallest violin.

I don't care.

We are at war.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:38 AM (rjE57)

368 Took = tool

So sick of autocorrect.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 10:38 AM (XxJt1)

369 360 349
328 What will be the "October Surprise?"

-------------------

Joe Biden's death.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (hj4ry)

So otters are out then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (csiRd)

Oh, they'll be in alright. They're just waiting for you to pick up that mail-in ballot conveniently placed on the ground.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:38 AM (NWiLs)

370
So otters are out then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (csiRd)

The otters won't surprise Joe, Joe will surprise the otters.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (lgiXo)

371 349 328 What will be the "October Surprise?"
-------------------
Joe Biden's death.

=====

They are going for the sympathy vote?

Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (nzKWW)

372

But I have to say again. Trump is prescient with great instinct.

He fired Bannon. Whether Bannon is guilty or innocent, it does not matter.

This has nothing to do with Trump. He can simply shrug it off, and he will.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (rjE57)

373 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (CQ3Qb)

All of our enemies would love us to lose with honor.



Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (2DOZq)

374 Yeah I knew the third one but I went with the flag not being white because French.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:38 AM


That one was too easy, wasn't it? I'm surprised no one ever whitewashed it during a spirit mission.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (ejd/p)

375 *points*
*laughs derisively*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (NWiLs)

376 "Cause of death?"

Jill, "well I thought what harm."

Doctor clears throat and taps pen to report.

"Well I ordered an otter surprise for him. Cute little fluffy critters I thought. Not monsters with giant teeth and well ..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (oZTS+)

377 But it has everything to do with shutting up Trump supporters.

Bannon got busted? Good, now do BLM.

I always wondered about Bannon a little bit, but his arrest won't make my GAF meter move. I doubt it'll make anybody else's move either.


And it certainly won't make me shut up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 10:40 AM (HaL55)

378 You think Obama's death of democracy includes sending federal law enforcement to pursue a fake case against your successors?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:40 AM (dbOHx)

379 363 I'm a girl. They didn't let girls into military school when I was young so my mother was reduced to threatening to send me to the girls state reformatory when she was mad at me. You use whatever took is at hand, I guess.
--------------------------
My uncle had a Cadillac convertible and would take my cousins, my sister and me to get ice cream on report card day. My cousin Bill and I had not done too well so my Uncle drove us out to the reformatory with the top down suggesting he was going to drop us off. Bill and I hid in the footwells of the back seat. Uncle had us pretty keyed up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:40 AM (hj4ry)

380 All of our enemies would love us to lose with honor.



Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (2DOZq)

Well you see, old chap, fighting to win when your enemy is fighting dirty just isn't cricket, eh wot?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:40 AM (NWiLs)

381 361
Cannibal Bob, don't think slapping a hot iron will cure that one....


Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:37 AM (oZTS+)

LOL! I know.. I know, just wanna see how far it will go. Next, 'riots are the white man fault.' ....otherwise 'racist'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:41 AM (csiRd)

382 They could substitute a skit featuring Tim Conway's old man for Joe and nobody would know the difference.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:41 AM (lgiXo)

383 Sea otters vs. river otters.

Discuss.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 10:41 AM (q2K0j)

384 376 "Cause of death?"

Jill, "well I thought what harm."

Doctor clears throat and taps pen to report.

"Well I ordered an otter surprise for him. Cute little fluffy critters I thought. Not monsters with giant teeth and well ..."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:39 AM (oZTS+)

Could've been worse. Could've been quokkas.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

385 Yeah but when you ignore criminal wrongdoing on
your side while demanding it be used as a weapon against your opponents
suddenly you're just as corrupt as they are. Selective enforcement of
the law against your political opponents isn't war.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (CQ3Qb)

Why am I laughing so hard at this!!?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 10:36 AM (csiRd)


me too, who is this brian guy?

Does he know about the coup against our President?
Did he watch the Kavanaugh hearings?
Did he watch the footage of Stone getting swat arrested?
Flynn?

Please.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (rjE57)

386 378 You think Obama's death of democracy includes sending federal law enforcement to pursue a fake case against your successors?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:40 AM (dbOHx)

===========

How about using the IRS to shut down speech you don't like?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (UWqZJ)

387 They could substitute a skit featuring Tim Conway's old man for Joe and nobody would know the difference.

A short Kraut in the bushes, "very interesting."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (oZTS+)

388 So that project that was sandbagged for over two weeks and then I was told to move heaven and earth to complete, then banged it out last night ahead of schedule?

Not a peep. Not even acknowledgment of receipt. It is to laugh. HA HA HA!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:19 AM (NWiLs)


I can outdo that. My idiot ex boss, who's now impaled on the barbed cock of Satan, kept sandbagging a project related to the company savings plan that Top Men wanted over really stupid concerns. I told him he was full of shit so many times that he put me in charge of getting it done, figuring I'd fall flat on my face. I assembled a team of guys I knew could produce and just made sure they were pulling in the same direction while testing everything at my end. It was really easy. We ended up getting it done on time and under budget, maybe the only project to attain that.

Everyone was so pissed off at the success I got a substandard annual performance review. I said fuck that and took it to his whore boss who ultimately torpedoed me. I said double fuck that and took it to her boss, who heard me out, said "you won't receive any negative consequences for coming to me" and eventually fired her.

Bullshit like that was why I eventually went into consulting.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (y7DUB)

389 October surprise

AOC sex tape

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (GIeIM)

390 371 349 328 What will be the "October Surprise?"
-------------------
Joe Biden's death.

=====

They are going for the sympathy vote?
---------------------
Its either that or assassination. We've seen how competent they are at coups so its much easier to pop Joe.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (hj4ry)

391 386 378 You think Obama's death of democracy includes sending federal law enforcement to pursue a fake case against your successors?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 20, 2020 10:40 AM (dbOHx)

===========

How about using the IRS to shut down speech you don't like?
---------------------
Does anyone know if Candy Crowley is still alive?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:43 AM (hj4ry)

392 382 They could substitute a skit featuring Tim Conway's old man for Joe and nobody would know the difference.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:41 AM (lgiXo)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me-BOWwtm2Q

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 10:43 AM (Kpl3J)

393 Corn-Pop finally pops a cap into Joey Bidet's a$$?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:43 AM (oZTS+)

394 ???

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:43 AM (bY+8h)

395 Maybe the GOP should adopt Trump's strategy.

Play nice, but hit back twice as hard if attacked.

Let's be honest, there are so many laws that everyone, especially folks with large sums of money, have run afoul of them.

Indictments could be legitimate for any of the top 10% of dems.

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2020 10:44 AM (gAMkn)

396 I'm outraged by all grifter scams.

I'm not giving you grief because, frankly, this should be everyone's attitude but you must spend a lot of time outraged.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 10:44 AM (CuT8j)

397
So I just saw that Steve Bannon has been arrested and accused of fraud. Of course it's out of Manhattan.

These fucking bastards are horrendous.

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/08/20/ex-white-house-adviser-steve-bannon-arrested-in-fraud-

scam/24595197/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 10:44 AM (s2VJv)

398 Interesting. I suppose that could partially be the case. And that definitely was bad leadership and bad management in their part. I'm not even all that peeved about it - though I was expecting my email to get blown up this morning with OMG I NEED THESE REVISIONS RIGHT NOW OR WE'RE GONNA DIIIIEEEE messages.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:33 AM (NWiLs)


So since no one else will say it:

You did a great job. We are lucky to have you.

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:44 AM (ZfRYq)

399 383 Sea otters vs. river otters.

Discuss.
-------------------
Sea Otters are salty.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:44 AM (hj4ry)

400 I'm outraged by all grifter scams.

I'm not giving you grief because, frankly, this should be everyone's attitude but you must spend a lot of time outraged.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 10:44 AM (CuT8j)


heh.

The Streets of Soros Grifters now playing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:45 AM (rjE57)

401 355 348 Funny. My curiosity is how long Joe will talk. I'm thinking 15 minutes max....if it's live.

I'm not dismissing the possibility of a totally taped speech with obvious cuts like you see on youtube.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 10:30 AM (G0vdT)


You can tell all of Pervy Joe's political ads have been cut and spliced.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:45 AM (TdMsT)

402 When Joe shows up tonight his hair will be brown and in a mullet. His sleeves will be rolled up and he'll have a packet of Camel cigarettes tucked in one sleeve.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:45 AM (lgiXo)

403

I think I'll make some soup. It's cold here all of a sudden.

Until Ace.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2020 10:45 AM (rjE57)

404 328 What will be the "October Surprise?"
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (bY+8h)

Be darned if I know. We can't keep up production this year.

Posted by: Black Swans R Us at August 20, 2020 10:46 AM (8/7u2)

405 I just watched the season 6 episode of Community dealing with grifting.

Matt Berry guest-starred as the grifting teacher, and I smiled all the way through it because Matt Berry is a treasure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:46 AM (UWqZJ)

406 Soros and his whole family should be given a RICO exam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:46 AM (oZTS+)

407 Soup for breakfast?

That's just not who we are.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2020 10:46 AM (1ISKN)

408 Trump has dodged two bullets in Epstein and Bannon. You have to hand it to him. He has better skills in evaluating people than we tend to give him credit for.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 10:46 AM (XxJt1)

409 These fucking bastards are horrendous.

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/08/20/ex-white-house-adviser-steve-bannon-arrested-in-fraud-

scam/24595197/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 10:44 AM (s2VJv)

But there is NUTHIN to see at the Clinton Foundation!

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (ONvIw)

410 Joe's first words will be "Yo, peeps."

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (lgiXo)

411 So I just saw that Steve Bannon has been arrested and accused of fraud. Of course it's out of Manhattan.


they had the POSTAL POLICE arrest him!!

too funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (j9HX3)

412 !!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (an7Mv)

413 -
October surprise?
Biden will give a lucid speech.

Posted by: irright at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (8rX4S)

414 Just go back and look at the D'Souza case and sentencing and get back to me on who is using lawfare as a political weapon.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:48 AM (2DOZq)

415 Of course that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that what they're claiming to have is very simple, yet damning evidence. No need to fabricate that or kick in the doors to any of their lawyers offices to procure.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:27 AM (CQ3Qb

The crime of defrauding investors or donators is a fairly common assertion, and very, very difficult to prove in court. Most organizations that raise investor funds or solicit donations have lawyers craft air tight public disclaimers - and yet these charges of fraud continue since they give prosecutors a huge PR win for the moment. I would highly doubt that the defendants here don't prevail in some manner once this hits the courts or get this plead out to some nominal wrist slap - often the huge purposeful PR splash sought by prosecutors a the time of indictment for something that the public isn't even following is the tell that this "arrest" is more for show than go...

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2020 10:48 AM (w2LAm)

416 355 348 Funny. My curiosity is how long Joe will talk. I'm thinking 15 minutes max....if it's live.

I'm not dismissing the possibility of a totally taped speech with obvious cuts like you see on youtube.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2020 10:30 AM (G0vdT)


Yeah--they were testing out that vibe with his cringeworthy "driving" ad.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:49 AM (TdMsT)

417 Trump has dodged two bullets in Epstein and Bannon. You have to hand it to him. He has better skills in evaluating people than we tend to give him credit for.

You're telling me!

Posted by: Scaramucci at August 20, 2020 10:49 AM (ZfRYq)

418 414 Just go back and look at the D'Souza case and sentencing and get back to me on who is using lawfare as a political weapon.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:48 AM (2DOZq)

Not me, baby. The first sign that a prosecution might look bad to the dems and I'm like "whoa man, stop that shit!"

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:49 AM (ONvIw)

419 Otterber surprise?

Posted by: spindrift at August 20, 2020 10:49 AM (aMxsQ)

420 What will be the "October Surprise?"

You know.

Posted by: The otters at August 20, 2020 10:49 AM (CuT8j)

421 Not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but in Maine, they are requiring restaurant servers to wear dog cones at work.

/yes, this is real

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 20, 2020 10:50 AM (ZCiJZ)

422 River otters have bigger stones.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 10:50 AM (an7Mv)

423 -
Matt Berry guest-starred as the grifting teacher, and I smiled all the way through it because Matt Berry is a treasure.
Posted by:TJM

---------

Agreed. He's just fun to watch.

Posted by: irright at August 20, 2020 10:50 AM (8rX4S)

424 Poll in MN out today shows OrangeManBad tied with Dementia Joe.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 20, 2020 10:50 AM (LI2jF)

425 Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 10:46 AM (XxJt1)

Sorry but I feel just the opposite.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:50 AM (2DOZq)

426 The way to end this is not to go tit for tat.

We don't even like tits.

Posted by: Atty General Barr at August 20, 2020 10:51 AM (ZfRYq)

427 But there is NUTHIN to see at the Clinton Foundation!
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (ONvIw)


The number of amended tax returns that dickweed organization files is a good indiction of the number of grifting operations they want to obscure.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:51 AM (y7DUB)

428
Considering the vast criminal enterprise that is Obama, Clinton and Biden, I will wait to pass judgement on Steve Bannon.

In this instance, innocent until proven - with real evidence and not Piss Dossiers, guilty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2020 10:51 AM (s2VJv)

429 *looks archly at Sponge*

I may have to borrow the Empress' raptors.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2020 10:05 AM (oZTS+)


IT WAS THE OTTERS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

430 424 Poll in MN out today shows OrangeManBad tied with Dementia Joe.
--------------------
Don't make the Somalis and Buicks mad.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (hj4ry)

431 Cut and past fail.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (TdMsT)

432 423 -
Matt Berry guest-starred as the grifting teacher, and I smiled all the way through it because Matt Berry is a treasure.
Posted by:TJM

---------

Agreed. He's just fun to watch.
Posted by: irright at August 20, 2020 10:50 AM (8rX4S)

========

He has such control over his voice that pretty much every line his hilarious.

From The IT Crowd to Toast of London, I just love watching him perform.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (UWqZJ)

433
We don't even like tits.
Posted by: Atty General Barr at August 20, 2020 10:51 AM (ZfRYq)


Wait......is that a thing?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

434 Does anyone really know what time it is?


Posted by: Chicago 'obligatory'



No.
It keeps changing all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (axyOa)

435 Honest question here: what type of drugs would Joe's handlers give him to nudge him in the direction of lucidity?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (lgiXo)

436 AOL is still a thing?
Who knew?

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (88+cf)

437 424 Poll in MN out today shows OrangeManBad tied with Dementia Joe.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 20, 2020 10:50 AM (LI2jF)

So lets charge Steve Bannon with a crime right before the Republican convention!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (Zmnko)

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (CuT8j)

439 Piss Dossiers did a great cover of "Mellow Yellow"!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 10:53 AM (an7Mv)

440 Does Axios have to count its content as an in kind donation to democrats?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 10:53 AM (jcBGX)

441 Everyone was so pissed off at the success I got a substandard annual performance review. I said fuck that and took it to his whore boss who ultimately torpedoed me. I said double fuck that and took it to her boss, who heard me out, said "you won't receive any negative consequences for coming to me" and eventually fired her.

Bullshit like that was why I eventually went into consulting.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (y7DUB)

Daaaamn. You know, I've come to believe there are three things that are certain in life: death, taxes, and corporate dysfunction.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:53 AM (NWiLs)

442 There are a ton of grift operations like Bannon had. The most common are ones that ask for money on behalf of a candidate to take on Maxine Waters or someone like that. And sadly people fall for that shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 20, 2020 10:53 AM (LI2jF)

443 Yeah but when you ignore criminal wrongdoing on your side while demanding it be used as a weapon against your opponents suddenly you're just as corrupt as they are. Selective enforcement of the law against your political opponents isn't war.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 20, 2020 10:34 AM (CQ3Qb)

I don't want selective enforcement, I want equal enforcement, always have. I've always been confident that Bannon was just another member of the Grifter class, who found his niche on scamming our side, BUT....

When you mention "selective enforcement", you must know that is what is happening to Bannon. That's the only reason he's been charged. Why do I know that? Because the Dirty Little *BIG* Secret (which is no "secret" at all) about Political Finance is that EVERY Fundraiser and EVERY political campaign and EVERY Go-Fund-Me and EVERY Click-To-Contribute link and EVERY campaign manager and EVERY congressman and EVERY senator does exactly what Bannon has just been charged with doing - and they do it EVERY DAY. And they all know it, and they all laugh about it. Campaign Finance Law has been carefully constructed from the very start to be nothing but that thing the Connected People can use to take out their political enemies, nothing more. That's the only reason it exists at all - anyone who believes any different is just another one of the chumps in the audience, watching the show.

Want to see what "selective enforcement" looks like? This is it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

444
The number of amended tax returns that dickweed organization files is a good indiction of the number of grifting operations they want to obscure.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:51 AM (y7DUB)

I'm not looking at Hillary's taxes until Nanzi Pelosi lets me off my choke chain, she might prevent me from eating bearclaws (I didn't do anything about HIM either).

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:53 AM (ONvIw)

445 October surprise?

Rumor has it they are bringing in a truck load of woodpeckers to the convention site.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 10:53 AM (axyOa)

446 AOC sex tape

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (GIeIM)

I would watch it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (xT2tT)

447 July 12, 2020

@realDonaldTrump

I disagreed with doing this very small (tiny) section of wall, in a tricky area, by a private group which raised money by ads. It was only done to make me look bad, and perhsps it now doesn't even work. Should have been built like rest of Wall, 500 plus miles.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (ZLI7S)

448 Really glad you got to have a decent funeral for your pops, Buckeye. Having lost both parents I can't imagine the grief of people who are currently losing family and can't even give them a proper burial.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 20, 2020 10:00 AM (icI8A)


Thanks to everybody for their well-wishes. Because the process to get people buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetery is rather involved, we we're really grieving anymore (Dad passed 18 months ago). It was really more a solemn acknowledgement of "mission accomplished."

Dad was former SeaBee and a firm believer that something not over-engineered was not built correctly. So, the urn he pre-selected for his ashes was this huge, heavy marble box. The sailor that had to get the urn out of the coffin ended up having quite the struggle. My brother and I said afterwards that that sailor will remember Dad forever and Dad wouldn't have expected anything different!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (YQ4mh)

449 I don't like Bannon and would not be the least bit upset if he were guilty,... especially since I kicked in to the wall fund.

But with the current political climate I accept no one's assertions without seeing the proof. Innocent until proven guilty remains the law, if not the culture.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (XxJt1)

450 You did a great job. We are lucky to have you.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:44 AM (ZfRYq)

Thank you, blaster. I appreciate that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

451 Trump has dodged two bullets in Epstein and Bannon. You have to hand it to him. He has better skills in evaluating people than we tend to give him credit for.

It's almost like he's spent his entire life prepping for this moment.

The only lapse was his banging a porn star and paying her off.

Bad thing is, I don't think he ever realized how evil the deep state and D.C. actually are.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

452 Biden could have a stroke while speaking and the media would declare the speech a masterpiece.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (lgiXo)

453 @448 oops, should be "weren't grieving"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (YQ4mh)

454 451 The only lapse was his banging a porn star and paying her off.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

She eventually said it never happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)

455 Want to see what "selective enforcement" looks like? This is it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

What do you expect me to do, dirty my hands with politics? Puh-leeeze. Pass the canolis, btw

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (ONvIw)

456 446 AOC sex tape

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2020 10:42 AM (GIeIM)

I would watch it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (xT2tT


As long as she doesn't smile and do that bug eyed psycho look.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (s4dNo)

457
I would watch it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (xT2tT)


I find her repulsive, but yes. I'm watching it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

458 The Manhattan DA gets to subpoena Trumps tax returns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (jcBGX)

459 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (YQ4mh)

Your dad was a hell of a guy, sounds like. My condolences.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 10:56 AM (NWiLs)

460
She eventually said it never happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)


Wait.......what?

How did I miss that tidbit?

Seriously? We had to put up with Avanatti for exactly WHAT then?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

461 452 Biden could have a stroke while speaking and the media would declare the speech a masterpiece.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (lgiXo)


That's not true at all! Imagine if he was talking and all of a sudden his eye blew up in front of everyone! They would be all over that because they are intrepid firefighters!

Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 10:56 AM (ZfRYq)

462
As long as she doesn't smile and do that bug eyed psycho look.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (s4dNo)

Her bug eyed psycho look is her "O" face.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:56 AM (lgiXo)

463 Retired Buckeye Cop, that's a textbook example of the word "closure". I'm glad you got it done.

Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (XxJt1)

464 >>Seriously? We had to put up with Avanatti for exactly WHAT then?

For him to go to federal prison for what could be the rest of his miserable life.

It helps every now and then to remember the victories and not just the outrages.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

465 458 The Manhattan DA gets to subpoena Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (jcBGX)

But I will not lift my pinky to prosecute BLM or antifa shady finance. I'll hint around a bit to whet yor appetite and make you think I'll sppring into action, but let's face it, this 300lb ass ain't springing.

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (ONvIw)

466 This wasnt done to make Trump look bad it was to make Trump voters look like gullible idiots.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (LI2jF)

467 You can tell all of Pervy Joe's political ads have been cut and spliced.

You gotta feel for that poor video editor who has to wade through 10 hours of tape in order to get 10 minutes of lucidity that he can piece together for an ad.

Not too much, mind you, since I'm sure that Soros is paying him well, but still...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (HaL55)

468

But there is NUTHIN to see at the Clinton Foundation!

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (ONvIw)




It's amazing what and who they go after, isn't it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:58 AM (yztAL)

469 230 Then the Sasquatch stepped on her face, and she met her doom...

************

I hate it when this happens.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the original trans-Wookie at August 20, 2020 10:58 AM (xxG/v)

470 The only lapse was his banging a porn star and paying her off.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

She eventually said it never happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)


Trump is a germaphobe who just likes talking with porn stars. Jenna Jameson is a huge MAGA fan who swears every interaction was conversational.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:59 AM (y7DUB)

471
For him to go to federal prison for what could be the rest of his miserable life.

It helps every now and then to remember the victories and not just the outrages.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

Honey I'm out due to wuflu, like every other donk lovin' felon

Posted by: Avenetti at August 20, 2020 10:59 AM (ONvIw)

472 It helps every now and then to remember the victories and not just the outrages.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

Remind me again of our legal victories against the Left.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:59 AM (2DOZq)

473 Seriously? We had to put up with Avanatti for exactly WHAT then?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

Have you noticed how the MSM have completely airbrushed Avenatti out of existence? Not a word about him, no coverage of his trials, it's like those photos of Stalin where he had his ex-friends and allies airbrushed out of the picture.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 10:59 AM (Kpl3J)

474 It's amazing what and who they go after, isn't it?
------------------
Bannon doesn't possess Kill Yourself In Prison powers. The Royal Family of SoDiNY does.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2020 10:59 AM (hj4ry)

475
It's amazing what and who they go after, isn't it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:58 AM (yztAL)

he he he. Biden 2020

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (ONvIw)

476 Honest question here: what type of drugs would Joe's handlers give him to nudge him in the direction of lucidity?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 20, 2020 10:52 AM (lgiXo)


I seriously think they're trying to find a cocktail that works as the previous medication he was on is no longer working for him.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

477 Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)
**********'
well that doesn't help you run around with your hair on fire, Screaming at the clouds though

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (1Dmt5)

478 >>It's amazing what and who they go after, isn't it?

Ever heard of TerraMar?

Might be worth looking into.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (ZLI7S)

479 468

But there is NUTHIN to see at the Clinton Foundation!

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (468

But there is NUTHIN to see at the Clinton Foundation!

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 10:47 AM (ONvIw)

It's amazing what and who they go after, isn't it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 10:58 AM (yztAL


You literally have the President of Haiti saying he never got money from the Clinton Foundation and no one even batted an eyelash.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (s4dNo)

480 384
Could've been worse. Could've been quokkas.

quokka, quokka, quokka!

Posted by: Fozzy Bear at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (sGtp+)

481 Condolences, Retired Buckeye Cop. How old was your father?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 10:04 AM (y7DUB)


He was 80 when he passed away. Mom was the last generation of the "Hat and Glove Wives." Back in the Old Navy, an officer's wife was expected to wear a hat and gloves when she went out in public. She was a great lady.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (YQ4mh)

482 By the way, this is why I never bought into that the Clinton Foundation would be charged with fraud or a conspiracy to scam donators - the amount of legal disclaimers involved and the high power legal assistance associated with such an organization gives sober DOJ folks pause - its one thing to make a high profile haw haw PR arrest for fraud like the Bannon case, its quite another to prevail in court. SDNY is going for the political PR win today, and will just eat the court case later if it comes to that - but will be a lot more sober minded with the Clintons.

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (w2LAm)

483 Noooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (CuT8j)

484 AOC may be too dumb to figure out how to have sex.

I can imagine her lying there with a vaguely puzzled look on her bland retarded face while her soifriend is banging away in desperate futility.

Posted by: spindrift at August 20, 2020 11:00 AM (aMxsQ)

485 Remind me again of our legal victories against the Left.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 10:59 AM (2DOZq)

Look I tossed you a Clinesmith bone? What do you want Watergate prosecutions? Never gonna do it.

Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at August 20, 2020 11:01 AM (ONvIw)

486 For him to go to federal prison for what could be the rest of his miserable life.

It helps every now and then to remember the victories and not just the outrages.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)


He was released due to Covid, I thought.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

487 Avenatti thought he could shake down Nike. He's lucky he's not in a chink mass grave.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 11:01 AM (y7DUB)

488 466 This wasnt done to make Trump look bad it was to make Trump voters look like gullible idiots.

I Think Trump wasn't a fan of the "We build the wall" and said so

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 11:01 AM (Zmnko)

489 No.

It keeps changing all the time.


When it's not slipping into the future, that is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 11:01 AM (HaL55)

490
Remind me again of our legal victories against the Left.


We got Clinesmith on that sorta guilty plea.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 11:01 AM (luzVb)

491 The only lapse was his banging a porn star and paying her off.



Bad thing is, I don't think he ever realized how evil the deep state and D.C. actually are.



Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:54 AM

---

I doubt Trump ever put his dick inside of that hot mess. He didn't need to, he literally had beautiful women throwing themselves at him on a daily basis before he took up with Melania.


He paid her off to keep her mouth shut during the campaign.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2020 11:01 AM (JUOKG)

492 Remember when Biden's eye exploded during a debate?

The media ignored it.

He could shit his pants and they'd call it modern art.

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2020 11:02 AM (gAMkn)

493 >>Remind me again of our legal victories against the Left.

I just did. Or do you not think taking down an extremely high profile leftist who many in the leftwing echo chamber were touting as the man to not only take down Trump but if that didn't work beat him in the 2020 race is a victory?

You might also want to keep an eye on Maxwell.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:02 AM (ZLI7S)

494
Look I tossed you a Clinesmith bone? What do you want Watergate prosecutions? Never gonna do it.

I read that he will probably get probation and a 250 thousand dollar fine

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2020 11:02 AM (Zmnko)

495 467
You can tell all of Pervy Joe's political ads have been cut and spliced.

You
gotta feel for that poor video editor who has to wade through 10 hours
of tape in order to get 10 minutes of lucidity that he can piece
together for an ad.


i'm sure they farm it out to minimum-wage college students, same as internet pron filters.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2020 11:03 AM (sGtp+)

496 Damn errands! Late to the thread,

This is a lovely painting. Everything revolves around the soft body and textures of a young woman. The gentle colors, full bloom growth, and blended brush strokes evoke the lush, gentle curves of the girl. Even her expression is relaxed and contemplative. I can't imagine viewing this and not feeling tensions easing.

The other possible aspect is that older viewers know moments like this are fleeting for adults and wish they could recapture such moments.

CBD, thanks for such a gorgeous selection.

Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2020 11:03 AM (7EjX1)

497 458 The Manhattan DA gets to subpoena Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (jcBGX)

That's always been a red herring. They want them because they suspect there's something in there that will be politically embarrassing that they can leak before election day. After November 5th, it becomes completely pointless, and Trump could let them go out - although I doubt he will, just because it annoys the Left so much when he refuses to do what they tell him to do.

The reason we KNOW that there is nothing criminal in them - the New York State Revenue Service went through them all with a fine toothed comb years ago, as did the Internal Revenue Service. Does anyone really think there is something in there that all the lawyers and accountants in those two agencies missed? The idea is preposterous. There's nothing criminal there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)

498 Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:02 AM (ZLI7S)

Two people who were on the prosecutor's radar way before Trump became President .

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 11:05 AM (2DOZq)

499 460
She eventually said it never happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 20, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)

Wait.......what?

How did I miss that tidbit?

Seriously? We had to put up with Avanatti for exactly WHAT then?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 20, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)


Also for years before, she said it never happened. She even filed an affidavit saying so.

Apparently, a porn friend saw the photo of Daniels with Trump and started a rumor, perhaps as a prank or a publicity stunt. At the time, Daniels denied it and kept denying it.

Then for the Trump campaign, she suddenly changed her mind.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2020 11:05 AM (4JM5Y)

500 >>Two people who were on the prosecutor's radar way before Trump became President .

And yet neither was prosecuted before Trump. See a theme here?

Stop wallowing in the past and why aren't things happening faster. You are pretending it doesn't take time to turn this massive ship around.

Or wallow in despair. I don't care.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:07 AM (ZLI7S)

501 487 Avenatti thought he could shake down Nike. He's lucky he's not in a chink mass grave.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 11:01 AM (y7DUB)

That, in fact, is the least of his crimes, although it got a lot of publicity. The Fraud trial, about all the money he stole from his clients and his employees, has been delayed due to the Covid nonsense, but when that finally gets going that's the one that should give him an effective life sentence.

it's too bad no one will cover it, because the charges there are truly breathtaking. Avenatti is a narcisstic psychopath of the highest order, no wonder he fit in so well with the Dem party. It should make a great story when someone gets around to writing it up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2020 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)

502 Bannon is also involved with the Free Hong Kong movement too. If you are looking for things that make him have a target on his back

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 11:10 AM (WyVLE)

503 Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 11:07 AM (ZLI7S)

No despair here. I live in reality. I just don't wear those rose colored glasses that you've been trying to sell for over three years.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 11:10 AM (2DOZq)

504 What will be the "October Surprise?"


Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 10:32 AM (bY+8h)


At this point? The only thing they haven't tried is loading Lenin on a plane and flying him into DC to lead the revolution.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 11:14 AM (WyVLE)

505 504 What will be the "October Surprise?"


that there will be no October

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 11:45 AM (O+AcM)

506 Holy $hit Batman!

Trump got a 4% bounce from the democrat convention.


He is up to 51% today at rasmussen. He was at 47% Wednesday.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2020 11:46 AM (JUOKG)

507 LOOK AT THE GROUSE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 20, 2020 03:57 PM (FLiOE)

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