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Report: Gulf States Oman and Bahrain to Follow UAE's Lead in Normalizing Relations With Isreal

Tipped by JackStraw. This guy identifies himself as a reporter working for NewsIsrael13.

@yosefyisrael25

#BREAKING Oman and Bahrain to follow UAE in normalizing Israel ties: American official tells Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds

Yosef Yisrael
@yosefyisrael25
earlier Kushner said at the White House that "There is a good chance that another country could make a deal with Israel in the coming days"

This passes the smell test -- it has long been known that the Gulf States of UAE, Bahrain, and Oman were in an open-secret alliance with Israel (as well as Saudi Arabia) against another open-secret alliance of the hardline Sunni Islamists of Turkey and the hardline Shi'a Islamists of Iran.

Update: Ben Rhodes is crying as his terrorist cronies in Iran are being weakened.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM




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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 06:04 PM (H5knJ)

2 Peace prize for Trump, right?

Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:04 PM (L3Rsz)

3 I cannot wait to see how Biden and the MSM define this as a bad thing.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (haWye)

4 Worst.
Racist.
Ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (ifmtJ)

5

Jared has been working hard, and delivers before the election.

Nice.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (sy5kK)

6 2 Peace prize for Trump, right?
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:04 PM (L3Rsz)


====

They'll give it to Biden for pressuring Trump to do it.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (PuMKG)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (UWqZJ)

8 Nobel Peace Prize for Trump in 3, 2, ... ah, who am I kidding?

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (HEEq1)

9 Maybe Trump is right.

Maybe the best is yet to come.

#IWantToBelieve

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (ifmtJ)

10 LOL...a reporter in the presser just asked Trump if he regretted lying to the people for the past 3 and 1/2 years.

Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (L3Rsz)

11 too cool, Obama must be cutting his wrists

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (ONvIw)

12 They clearly don't think Biden will win or they wouldn't have bothered.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (rw1l7)

13 2 Peace prize for Trump, right?
Posted by: lizabth


They can retract Yasser Arafat's and re-assign it to Trump.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (HEEq1)

14 LOL...a reporter in the presser just asked Trump if he regretted lying to the people for the past 3 and 1/2 years.



The press has been doing it for far, far longer than that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

15 They should keep Jared negotiating foreign deals so he doesn't fuck up the campaign here.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (xPl2J)

16 10 LOL...a reporter in the presser just asked Trump if he regretted lying to the people for the past 3 and 1/2 years.
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (L3Rsz)


That fuck should've been kicked out right there.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (8k7U7)

17 I am I asking is give peace a chance!

Posted by: President DJT at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (JFO2v)

18 My WAG that Saudi is next is barely a WAG since Saudi is more or less in normalized relations, just not officially.

Trump. Bringing peace to the Middle East. What a timeline.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (GbPPJ)

19 That fuck should've been kicked out right there.
Posted by: WeBoned!

Wasn't that astounding?!

Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (L3Rsz)

20 This bittersweet but mostly sweet. Progs, Donks, and incompetents (BIRM) warn us that that buffoon Trump's decision to move our embassy to Jerusalem would mean endless war.

https://bit.ly/3gW3LCY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

21 Obama sold his Nobel piece prize for a rock for Mooochelle. A Crack Rock!

Posted by: President DJT at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (JFO2v)

22 Although it would appear to be a good thing that Saudi Arabia and Israel are no longer overtly hostile, and that the UAE is formally normalizing relations with Israel, and that other Gulf states are moving toward normalizing their relationships with Israel, this is not something to celebrate. This kind of fractured diplomacy leaves other Middle East state actors in ambiguous territory. Any peace deal that does not include Iran, Syria and Egypt does more harm than good. These partial steps are of no benefit in the context of the possible - a comprehensive Middle East Peace Plan.

Posted by: Every single president since Carter at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (hYcqw)

23 LOL...a reporter in the presser just asked Trump if he regretted lying to the people for the past 3 and 1/2 years.
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (L3Rsz)
************
Disgusting. I saw that and was wondering who the hell that idiot was.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (wiXsO)

24

Report: Gulf States Oman and Bahrain to Follow UAE's Lead in Normalizing Relations With Isreal

----

NOOOOOO!

Posted by: Democrats at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (xvAxW)

25 Too bad Anwar Sadat took a risk to benefit that bucktoothed joo hating spank monkey, Dhimmi Carter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:09 PM (y7DUB)

26
They'll give it to Biden for pressuring Trump to do it.
Posted by: jc

========

Biden is already taking credit for it. No kidding. Something along the lines of "Right move, building on the work of prior adminstrations" etc.

Retort: funny how Obama timed his plan to come to fruition in Year 4 of his successor's adminsitration.

Posted by: Snack Barr at August 13, 2020 06:09 PM (G51Gf)

27 That's nice.

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 13, 2020 06:09 PM (U2zca)

28 Wasn't that astounding?!
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (L3Rsz)


And, I was in a good mood, no longer. Sick of it.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 06:09 PM (8k7U7)

29 Trump preempts the bds crowd and Devers sends another one into right field. Kia versus Toyota

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2020 06:09 PM (4vNgL)

30 I'm going to be gauche and repost what I threw up downstairs, because it's relevant here:

376 339 Didja see Broken Brain Biden's statement on the Mid East peace? The policies of Obola and me are finally bearing fruit.

https://bit.ly/2PPRy6T

Meanwhile, Paul Tibbets and I really fixed those Japs, practically won WWII single handed.?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 05:59 PM (+y/Ru)

Jesus Fucking Jimenez, every day these bastards fall further and further into my theory of the "Living Villain Trope".

They're so ignorant and unread that they can't realize that everything they are doing is straight of a stock literary villain's CV.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:07 PM (6FeV1)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:10 PM (6FeV1)

31 (Willowed)

Feel-good story of the day:

Bozo disabled guy in Lodi (sleepy town in central California) idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was approaching. And of course...he got stuck.

So he sat there kind of halfheartedly and not very actively trying to get his electric wheelchair to break loose from the tracks, not really realizing that a high-speed freight train was bearing down on him.

So a (female Hispanic, not that that is relevant) cop was driving by, and saw him stuck on the tracks and the train coming in at top speed, so she screeched to a halt, sprinted over to him, and physically yanked him backwards out of the wheelchair - with about half a second to spare. Amazing bodycam video here:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/ world-us-canada-53770163/ california-officer-saves-man-stuck-on-train-tracks-in-wheelchair

Yeah, but let's defund the cops.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:10 PM (HEEq1)

32 Is this all prep to give cover to the Saudi's to make a formal peace?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 13, 2020 06:10 PM (IAtY2)

33 The very first international trip Trump took after taking office include visits to Saudi Arabia for a meeting of the newly reconstituted GCC alliance and Israel. This is the culmination of his reset in the Middle East.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 06:10 PM (ZLI7S)

34 I cannot wait to see how Biden and the MSM define this as a bad thing.

Biden said it was a good "start" but when he's President he's gonna do even more.... It's a laugh of course since he and Barky were responsible for the Iran deal that screwed the rest of the region especially Israel and Saudi Arabia

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 06:10 PM (Zmnko)

35 26
They'll give it to Biden for pressuring Trump to do it.
Posted by: jc

========

Biden is already taking credit for it. No kidding. Something along the lines of "Right move, building on the work of prior adminstrations" etc.

Retort: funny how Obama timed his plan to come to fruition in Year 4 of his successor's adminsitration.
Posted by: Snack Barr at August 13, 2020 06:09 PM (G51Gf)

=========

"We intended to destabilize the region so much by getting as much power to Iran as possible that everyone else in the Middle East would decide that the situation was so volatile that they had to align with Israel just to survive."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 06:10 PM (UWqZJ)

36 Didja see Broken Brain Biden's statement on the Mid East peace? Mine and Obola's policies and me are finally bearing fruit!

https://bit.ly/2PPRy6T

Meanwhile, Paul Tibbets and I really fixed those Japs, practically won WWII single handed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)

37 "...asked Trump if he regretted lying to the people for the past 3 and 1/2 years."

Needs remedial tire iron.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 13, 2020 06:10 PM (w7KSn)

38 https://bit.ly/2XUMPoQ
*******
BREAKING: Murder charges filed in killing of 4-year-old Kansas boy that spurred national crackdown | Just The News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (1Dmt5)

39 >>>This bittersweet but mostly sweet. Progs, Donks, and incompetents (BIRM) warn us that that buffoon Trump's decision to move our embassy to Jerusalem would mean endless war.

https://bit.ly/3gW3LCY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

tURNS OUT THE WAR WOULD END UP BEING IN cHICAGO AND nyc

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (q177U)

40 That Kushner guy needs to go because all he does is give Trump liberal advice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (cZjDV)

41 10 LOL...a reporter in the presser just asked Trump if he regretted lying to the people for the past 3 and 1/2 years.
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (L3Rsz)


Eff it.

Doxx every GD "reporter" who fails to do their job by asking real questions, and not the hate-filled bigoted ones.

Every GD one of them.

And let them deal with the consequences.

This is what 21st-Century war looks like. As well as the streets of many Blue cities. These jokers aren't reporters, but soldiers in the War Against America.

War.

The good news? You still have the choice if you want to be the victor, or the succumbed. For a bit longer.

As Hannity says, "tick tock".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

42 That Crazy Orange bastard has killed us all. Again.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (rruf1)

43 Maybe these places will quit supporting the people destabilizing everything they can now?

Yeah... who am I kidding...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (gtatv)

44 Obama hardest hit.

Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (qKfc+)

45 Well, good. 'Bout time we had some good nooz. Now howzabout stopping with this ridiculous mandatory mask bullshit so we can get the economy going and get back to normal again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (HaL55)

46 This kind of fractured diplomacy leaves other Middle East state actors in ambiguous territory. Any peace deal that does not include Iran, Syria and Egypt does more harm than good. These partial steps are of no benefit in the context of the possible - a comprehensive Middle East Peace Plan.
Posted by: Every single president since Carter at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (hYcqw)

heh love that nick! But yeah, they'll go with that line. And the US should never have accepted Germany's surrender in 1945 before Japan was ready to surrender, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)

47 41 10 LOL...a reporter in the presser just asked Trump if he regretted lying to the people for the past 3 and 1/2 years.
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (L3Rsz)

Did he answer that?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Zmnko)

48 Nobel Committee: "Mr. Trump, we would like to award you with..."

Jefe El Donaldo: "Thanks, but I don't want that worthless thing."

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

49 So Literally Hitler is bringing peace to Israel and Arabs.

I don't think Trump knows how this Literally Hitler thing is supposed to work,

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2020 06:12 PM (+5cN3)

50 This is such a good thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 13, 2020 06:12 PM (ufFY8)

51 This is especially true if youre a member of a minority, even if your skin happens to be white. Ross is Jewish and anyone Jewish has to be completely ignorant of history not to know that when bigotry runs free, were always next in line for persecution.


Who said this in 2019.


Paul Krugman!

Posted by: President DJT at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (JFO2v)

52 48 Nobel Committee: "Mr. Trump, we would like to award you with..."

Jefe El Donaldo: "Thanks, but I don't want that worthless thing."
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

The Nobel Committee ought to be wondering what on earth they could ever possibly do to earn a Donald J. Trump Prize.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (6FeV1)

53 47 41 10 LOL...a reporter in the presser just asked Trump if he regretted lying to the people for the past 3 and 1/2 years.
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:06 PM (L3Rsz)

Did he answer that?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Zmnko)
-------

No. He ignored the question and went on to the next reporter. I'd like to know who asked it though.

Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (qKfc+)

54 >>That Kushner guy needs to go because all he does is give Trump liberal advice.

He's going to be interviewed by Bret Hair on Fox in few minutes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)

55 Media is already shitting all over this as some sort of failure.

Despicable fuckers they are.

Even getting countries to stop shooting each other is considered reason to bash Trump.

He could cure cancer tomorrow and they'd play the bagpipes for people with AIDS.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (WvQcX)

56 Here's the dude who asked the stupid question of Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/y4p8vnky

Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)

57 Kuwait might go in with them, that will be interesting to see. The odd one out is likely to be Qatar, which has been playing diplomatic footsie with Iran quite a bit, and pissing off everyone else in the Gulf because of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)

58 Really, really hoping that they've all noticed that seeing how overzealous that Iran has gotten (and Erdogan's movie-villain levels of wanting to make himself Global Caliph) has really made them realize that Jihadism can't be a valid ideology, and co-operation that includes Israel is the best option for regional Stability.

Posted by: Allie at August 13, 2020 06:14 PM (vmRc0)

59 Did he answer that?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Zmnko)


Nope, just skipped him, I was hoping he would step from behind the podium and beat his ass.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 06:14 PM (8k7U7)

60 This Trump fellow is the worst Hitler ever.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 06:14 PM (DMUuz)

61 I'm guessing the media will be mostly crickets on this. Imagine the hosannas that would have accompanied BH Obama (peace be upon him) if he would have pulled this off.

Posted by: Mookie at August 13, 2020 06:14 PM (3vIkC)

62 31 (Willowed)

Feel-good story of the day:

Bozo disabled guy in Lodi (sleepy town in central California) idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was approaching. And of course...he got stuck.

So he sat there kind of halfheartedly and not very actively trying to get his electric wheelchair to break loose from the tracks, not really realizing that a high-speed freight train was bearing down on him.

So a (female Hispanic, not that that is relevant) cop was driving by, and saw him stuck on the tracks and the train coming in at top speed, so she screeched to a halt, sprinted over to him, and physically yanked him backwards out of the wheelchair - with about half a second to spare. Amazing bodycam video here:



Cuomo, Wolf, Inslee, Murphy would have driven by and not given it a second thought.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:14 PM (sy5kK)

63 At some point Joe will claim it was his hairy legsthat brokered all this peace in the Middle East.

It is either that or his hair sniffing.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 13, 2020 06:14 PM (haWye)

64 BREAKING on Xinn: Andrew Cuomo announces that New York will be normalizing relations with the hardline Sunni Islamists of Turkey and the hardline Shi'a Islamists of Iran. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 06:15 PM (fHmCV)

65 Yeah, some Dem operative on Fox this morning said that "Trump has lied to the American people more than 11,000 times! Derp derp" Dip shit.
And I heard much earlier that Biden was already taking victory laps for the deal in the Mideast.


Posted by: Old Blue at August 13, 2020 06:15 PM (VNmG1)

66 Pinned Tweet
S.V. Dáte
@svdate

Jan 15
Everyone knows the president lies. Most people understand he does it every day, about pretty much everything. We've gotten used to it.

What we forget is just how corrosive it is to our democracy.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 13, 2020 06:15 PM (1Dmt5)

67 Cuomo, Wolf, Inslee, Murphy would have driven by and not given it a second thought.
====

I'm feeling left out...

Posted by: Wretchin' Bitchmer at August 13, 2020 06:15 PM (iydjf)

68 This Trump fellow is the worst Hitler ever.

Ooh,ooh... raises hand .. pick me pick me I can do better

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 06:15 PM (Zmnko)

69 63 At some point Joe will claim it was his hairy legsthat brokered all this peace in the Middle East.

It is either that or his hair sniffing.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 13, 2020 06:14 PM (haWye)

He had 6 ft of pool chain ready the whack the next arab in his way!

Posted by: President DJT at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

70 64 BREAKING on Xinn: Andrew Cuomo announces that New York will be normalizing relations with the hardline Sunni Islamists of Turkey and the hardline Shi'a Islamists of Iran. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 06:15 PM (fHmCV)

I know you jest, but seriously... the next step here is for the Obama/Jarrett Shadow Cabinet to make some kind of grand (and highly, HIGHLY treasonous and illegal) gesture towards Iran, and probably Turkey too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (6FeV1)

71 Excellent news! Great job Trump. Sure beat sending billions to state sponsors of terrorism.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (w0XWc)

72 off PDT sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

73 "Is this all prep to give cover to the Saudi's to make a formal peace?"


If they were smart they would do it now.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (4thlk)

74 56 Here's the dude who asked the stupid question of Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/y4p8vnky
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)


Notice, he's tweeting during the briefing, what an asshat.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (8k7U7)

75 Please give one example, since there are 11,000 to choose from.

One, please, Vasilli

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (WvQcX)

76 I'm remembering reports that John Bolton's book (which no one ever read) complained that Kushner was always thinking he could do stuff on his own and would never listen to The Professionals at the State Dep't about what Could and Could not be done. And Consequently All US Policy in the Middle East was Being Wrecked because of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

77 Nobel Prize for PDT!!!!'

Who am I kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

78 >>Cuomo, Wolf, Inslee, Murphy would have driven by and not given it a second thought.


They might have had him ticketed for not wearing a mask.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (cvI9D)

79
Kuwait might go in with them, that will be interesting to see. The odd one out is likely to be Qatar, which has been playing diplomatic footsie with Iran quite a bit, and pissing off everyone else in the Gulf because of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)

-------

The goatfucking Houthi inbreeds of Yemen are still down with Hezbollah, and I don't see that changing.

FUN FACT - one of my coworkers got trapped in the airport in SA for days when the Persians made the wise choice to give those inbreeds an SRBM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:17 PM (/nZod)

80 Here's the dude who asked the stupid question of Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/y4p8vnky
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)
......

WH correspondent at Huffpost
Biographer
Novelist
Sailor of many ocean miles
Sipper of penis

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

81 60 This Trump fellow is the worst Hitler ever.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 06:14 PM (DMUuz)


*snort*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:17 PM (sy5kK)

82 He's a Huffpoian. Can't expect much of those creatures. Mainly they just emote.

Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:17 PM (L3Rsz)

83 Trymp has Dozens and dozens foreign policy wins.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 06:17 PM (w0XWc)

84 I guess Iran fucking around in Yemen wasn't to the other peninsular occupants' fancy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (S+F2a)

85 WH correspondent at Huffpost
Biographer
Novelist
Sailor of many ocean miles
Sipper of penis
Miner Of Many Harbors
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (1Dmt5)

86 muh Gorsuch.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (XTyi0)

87 Peace prize for Trump, right?

Posted by: lizabth




Should take Shit Midas' Nobel Peace Prize away from him and give it to Trump.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (O033+)

88 Bozo disabled guy in Lodi (sleepy town in central California) idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was approaching. And of course...he got stuck.

Gives alternate meaning to "Oh, Lord! Stuck in Lodi again."

Posted by: fktheleft at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (lvXKd)

89 White House correspondent at HuffPost. Biographer, novelist, sailor of many ocean miles. Sodomy, rum, lash, Sodomy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

90 Usable link to the Lodi train rescue video:

https://tinyurl.com/y3d5ak8l

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

91 I'm remembering reports that John Bolton's book (which no one ever read) complained that Kushner was always thinking he could do stuff on his own and would never listen to The Professionals at the State Dep't about what Could and Could not be done. And Consequently All US Policy in the Middle East was Being Wrecked because of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)


Of all the people who conned us, he was by far the most surprising, at least to me and I'm sure I'm not alone.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:19 PM (y7DUB)

92 It's nice when things work out.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 13, 2020 06:19 PM (y5oH4)

93 Please give one example, since there are 11,000 to choose from.

One, please, Vasilli
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (WvQcX)
++++++++++
I can't think of a material lie. He's been wrong on some stuff. He exaggerates BIGLY.

This is what most of the "lies" lists are full of, by the way.
Trump statement: "It's going to be a big, beautiful concrete wall 30 feet high."
Truth: The wall is made mostly of steel, and averages closer to 20 feet high.

Puffery isn't lying, nor is exaggeration. Trump's a big-talking blowhard, but not a liar. And he does try to deliver or successfully delivers on what he says he will do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:19 PM (hYcqw)

94 Now if only we could get missiles flying at Iran.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 06:19 PM (O033+)

95 >>Bozo disabled guy in Lodi (sleepy town in central California) idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was approaching. And of course...he got stuck.



Should have locked those hubs.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:19 PM (+A55k)

96 After Trump's second term, he should initiate his own prize. Of course named the Trump Prize. For people accomplishing remarkable things despite the efforts of big government.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 13, 2020 06:19 PM (uS2EJ)

97 WH correspondent at Huffpost
Biographer
Novelist
Sailor of many ocean miles
Sipper of penis
Posted by: wth

Sounds pretty privileged. Maybe BLM should pay him a visit. I bet ten bucks he's a "Fier, fier, gentrifier".

Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:19 PM (L3Rsz)

98 Remember that The Nobel Committee gave Obama the Peace Prize BEFORE HE EVEN TOOK OFFICE. He had achieved absolutely NOTHING yet, one way or the other.

Also remember that Anwar Sadat and Yasser Arafat got it as well for this exact "achievement" -- bringing peace to Israel -- even though in neither case did their efforts stop the attacks on Israel.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (HEEq1)

99 John Kerry, why the long face?

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (J8nVw)

100 65 Yeah, some Dem operative on Fox this morning said that "Trump has lied to the American people more than 11,000 times! Derp derp" Dip shit.
And I heard much earlier that Biden was already taking victory laps for the deal in the Mideast.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 13, 2020 06:15 PM (VNmG1)

66 Pinned Tweet
S.V. Dte
@svdate

Jan 15
Everyone knows the president lies. Most people understand he does it every day, about pretty much everything. We've gotten used to it.

What we forget is just how corrosive it is to our democracy.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 13, 2020 06:15 PM (1Dmt5)

... i'll quote both of you together, because it's convenient...

what lies?

WHAT LIES? Every time some scumbag says this kind of shit, demand, immediately, an answer.

10,000 lies? List them. Now. Or shut up.

Every day? OK, what was today's lie? Yesterday's lie? I'm waiting for an answer.

It is THESE bastards, these homunculi, these charlatans who are what is corrosive to "our" democracy.

(and, as a side note, Fuck Them, thoroughly and squarely, for daring to hide behind Democracy as a bastion of honor when they agitate as hard as they do for totalitarian dictatorship.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (6FeV1)

101 98 Remember that The Nobel Committee gave Obama the Peace Prize BEFORE HE EVEN TOOK OFFICE. He had achieved absolutely NOTHING yet, one way or the other.

Also remember that Anwar Sadat and Yasser Arafat got it as well for this exact "achievement" -- bringing peace to Israel -- even though in neither case did their efforts stop the attacks on Israel.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (HEEq1)

=======

I member.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (UWqZJ)

102 Here's the dude who asked the stupid question of Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/y4p8vnky
Posted by: lizabth at August 13, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)


Notice, he's tweeting during the briefing, what an asshat.

Posted by: WeBoned!



***

It's like they don't even try, that they don't even know how. It's all about them and their little tweets. Nothing about news. This is an historic day vis-ŕ-vis the Middle East and this fu*ktard does this?
What a fu*king sh*thead.
This clown isn't a journalist.
Why is xe even there?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (axyOa)

103 @25 Too bad Anwar Sadat took a risk to benefit that bucktoothed joo hating spank monkey, Dhimmi Carter.
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Sadat would have done it with or without Carter. The whole point of the 1973 war was to give the Egyptians something to brag about (which it did; they managed to briefly scare the Hell out of the Israelis). Sadat could then use that to get a peace agreement with Israel, as the Egyptian population would view the agreement as earned instead of forced on them by Israel.
And the return of Gaza (Sadat's real goal) would be a part of that agreement.
Carter just gave the two leaders a nice place to meet.

Posted by: junior at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (qGPr/)

104 I'm going to have a really hard time letting go of the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel after his second term.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

105 76 I'm remembering reports that John Bolton's book (which no one ever read) complained that Kushner was always thinking he could do stuff on his own and would never listen to The Professionals at the State Dep't about what Could and Could not be done. And Consequently All US Policy in the Middle East was Being Wrecked because of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

I saw 15 copies at half priced books being used to keep a bookshelf level.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

106 The odd one out is likely to be Qatar, which has been playing diplomatic footsie with Iran quite a bit, and pissing off everyone else in the Gulf because of it.

Likely because Qatar has a very lucrative airline operation and doesn't want their business model splashed.

Posted by: 🐧 at August 13, 2020 06:21 PM (C+evo)

107 98 Remember that The Nobel Committee gave Obama the Peace Prize BEFORE HE EVEN TOOK OFFICE. He had achieved absolutely NOTHING yet, one way or the other.

Also remember that Anwar Sadat and Yasser Arafat got it as well for this exact "achievement" -- bringing peace to Israel -- even though in neither case did their efforts stop the attacks on Israel.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (HEEq1)


This. The do nothing senator who never even bothered to show up to vote 'present' got a peace prize for campaign speeches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:21 PM (WvQcX)

108 Of all the people who conned us, he was by far the most surprising, at least to me and I'm sure I'm not alone.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:19 PM (y7DUB)
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Yep. Shame it just took longer for the mask to slip. But, eventually, all of them show their true colors.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:21 PM (WEBkv)

109
The Houthi suck so much that they qualify as "scum of the earth." I don't know that any other group of equal size exhibits such a high level of suckitude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:21 PM (/nZod)

110 Should take Shit Midas' Nobel Peace Prize away from him and give it to Trump.
Posted by: Sharkman

It's got cooties on it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)

111 Why the fook does Huffpo have a seat at the white house but JJ doesn't?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (IYZ+m)

112 Boy were Barky and Crazy old Joe busy getting this agreements in place

( rolls eyes)

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (OjZpE)

113
Gives alternate meaning to "Oh, Lord! Stuck in Lodi again."
Posted by: fktheleft at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (lvXKd)


And the earworm begins.

At least it's a Creedence Clearwater Revival song.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

114 John Kerry, why the long face?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM


Long face? Nay.

I'm just so stunned, I can't even kvetch up.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (DMUuz)

115 Remember that The Nobel Committee gave Obama the Peace Prize BEFORE HE EVEN TOOK OFFICE. He had achieved absolutely NOTHING yet, one way or the other.

Also remember that Anwar Sadat and Yasser Arafat got it as well for this exact "achievement" -- bringing peace to Israel -- even though in neither case did their efforts stop the attacks on Israel.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM (HEEq1)
++++++++++
They also gave on to Al Gore for lying about global warming. The Peace Prize is a sick joke. They give out to liars, terrorists and American presidents who launch cruise missiles in undeclared wars and set terrorists free.

If by some bizarre turn of events they were to offer me one, I'd tell them to cram it where it belongs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:23 PM (hYcqw)

116 White House correspondent at HuffPost. Biographer, novelist, sailor of many ocean miles. Sodomy, rum, lash, Sodomy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (JFO2v)
........

lol
Almost makes me wish I was on Twitter so I could post this to him.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

117 Why the fook does Huffpo have a seat at the white house but JJ doesn't?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (IYZ+m)


Zsa Zsa threatened to turn all of them homo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:23 PM (y7DUB)

118 "Puffery isn't lying, nor is exaggeration. Trump's a big-talking
blowhard, but not a liar. And he does try to deliver or successfully
delivers on what he says he will do."



In ways he's the most honest politician I've seen in my lifetime. When asked about most major issues he'll respond with something like "We'll see, I'd like to". His go to phrase is "we'll see", instead of the usual prepackaged bullshit most Presidents say.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (4thlk)

119 114 John Kerry, why the long face?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM

Long face? Nay.

I'm just so stunned, I can't even kvetch up.
Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (DMUuz)

==========

Frau Blucher.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (UWqZJ)

120 hark, do you hear?
Ilhan and Rashad gnashing their teeth

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (J8nVw)

121 I'm just so stunned, I can't even kvetch up.
Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (DMUuz)

IT'S A HEINZ JOKE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (6FeV1)

122 Has the Nobel* committee finished the first ballot yet?

Must we forget that North Korea has been kept quiet for 4 years? Now ISRAEL and 3 Middle Eastern countries?

And that dipshit Obama got one just for breathing. That POS did nothing but make race relations worse, eff up the economy and say it can't be fixed and funnel millions to Iran and, well shit, there isn't enough room or time to write what that incompetent did.

*I, in no way, give a shit who the committee selects based on their past selections which were pathetic, however, Trump deserves it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (jUVms)

123 Hey Ben Rhodes!

Now go home and get your fucking shine box!

Posted by: GuyFromNH at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (pZox7)

124 At least it's a Creedence Clearwater Revival song.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

When I was a kid I always botched their name: Clearance Creedwater Revival.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (xPJvm)

125 I'm going to have a really hard time letting go of the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel after his second term.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at

Soooo...Eric Trump?

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (w0XWc)

126 Obama's failures are numerous. From the Olympics to failing to lower the oceans, the Dog Eater couldn't get anything done.

Aside from taking credit for other peoples work (hat tip to my SEALs).

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (WvQcX)

127 John Kerry, why the long face?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity


He never did get himself a huntin' license.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (S+F2a)

128 idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was approaching



I'd say more suicide than idiotic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (q2K0j)

129 Trump will never be nominated for the Nobel, ever. Honestly, I don't think he gives a shit either. That award is so tainted as to be worthless.

To wit:
Obummer
Greta the Earth Troll

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (3H9h1)

130 111 Why the fook does Huffpo have a seat at the white house but JJ doesn't?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (IYZ+m)



exactly.

replace a talking parrot with a thinking man and his many life experiences.

works for me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (sy5kK)

131
Yep. Shame it just took longer for the mask to slip. But, eventually, all of them show their true colors.

_____

To be fair, be the 'Stache held that mask up high and tight.

If it wasn't for that we'd have seen the slipping sooner.

OTOH, Trump has a way of causing masks to drop like we've never seen. Bigly.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (rw1l7)

132 John Kerry, why the long face?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 06:20 PM

Long face? Nay.

I'm just so stunned, I can't even kvetch up.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry



He hats PDT making hay in the Mid East.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (axyOa)

133 Why the fook does Huffpo have a seat at the white house but JJ doesn't?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (IYZ+m)
-----------------

Two words: Weather Machine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (WEBkv)

134 Bill Clinton craved making peace in the ME for his legacy and Nobel Peace Prize.

John Kerry craved making peace in the ME for his legacy and Nobel Peace Prize.

Obama and Jarrett wanted to transformationally change the ME by making Iran the super-power and the USA powerless to intervene.

And freakin' Donald Trump is going solve this. Ah-ma-zing!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (bDqIh)

135 ''I saw 15 copies at half priced books being used to keep a bookshelf level.''

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (gLRfa)

136 I'm going to have a really hard time letting go of the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel after his second term.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at

-------

Right there with you. Incredible what he's done and endured. And now there is talk of prosecuting him if he loses or when he's out of office???

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (jUVms)

137 you want a lie, here's a lie.


"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."
"If you like your insurance plan, you can keep your insurance plan."


THAT'S a lie.

these fuckers can go and fuck right the fuck off.



Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (W2Pud)

138 sean hannity just announced that AG Barr is coming on his show tonight. An unplanned appearance.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (JUOKG)

139 When I was a kid I always botched their name: Clearance Creedwater Revival.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (xPJvm)

theres a bathroom on the right

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

140 Jared Kushner on Fox now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

141 Tuca, Sean, Laura, etal

continue to prop up and support a network that is determined to suppress the Vote for Trump

why are they doing this ?

and why don't they stop it ?

together, they could

so why don't they ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (O+AcM)

142 I'd say more suicide than idiotic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 06:25 PM (q2K0j)

That's what I thought too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (WkPC9)

143 There are more IQ points running around in an NFL locker room than in the whole country of Yemen. It's the prime example of a full-retard nation-state.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (/nZod)

144 RSS links are still broken. I'm starting to think you don't care

Posted by: alex at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (iwoBu)

145 140 Jared Kushner on Fox now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

I'm only interested if he says "Suckit, Bitches", and literally drops the mic.

Otherwise, meh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (6FeV1)

146 137 you want a lie, here's a lie.


"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."
"If you like your insurance plan, you can keep your insurance plan."


THAT'S a lie.

these fuckers can go and fuck right the fuck off.



Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (W2Pud)

Politifactation Lie of the Year!

For all of these reasons, PolitiFact has named "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it," the Lie of the Year for 2013.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (JFO2v)

147 Zsa Zsa threatened to turn all of them homo.
Posted by: Captain Hate


And she can do it, too!!!

Posted by: Michael Huffington, Gay and proud of it, too at August 13, 2020 06:28 PM (vcOmj)

148 What is Jared saying?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:28 PM (jUVms)

149
If by some bizarre turn of events they were to offer me one, I'd tell them to cram it where it belongs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:23 PM (hYcqw)


Peace Prize comes from Norway. I've known close to a dozen Norwegians (citizens) in my life. Vidkun Quisling was not an outlier. There is something rotten in their gene puddle.

Posted by: fktheleft at August 13, 2020 06:28 PM (lvXKd)

150 124 At least it's a Creedence Clearwater Revival song.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

When I was a kid I always botched their name: Clearance Creedwater Revival.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (xPJvm)



CCR for the win!

Everyone's a winner!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:28 PM (sy5kK)

151 And freakin' Donald Trump is going solve this. Ah-ma-zing!
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It really is amazing. I hope the Saudis join in the fun now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 06:28 PM (sWM8x)

152 Press asking Trump if Kamala is eligible to be President... Trump should answer: "I believe she is, but I've been wrong about these things before."

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 13, 2020 06:28 PM (7yB/U)

153 Trump lies when he says he's not a racist. Trump lies when he says it's a nice day, because it's not a nice day, because there's a racist in the White House. Trump lies when he says 'hello,' because what he's really saying is 'White Power!' Trump lies when he breathes in and out, because Trump is made of lies and the mere fact that he exists means he is lying.


/The MSM

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

154 Lying about what? I assume it was just a random insult. The press believes it has the credibility to demean the president, as their firms go bankrupt from lack of viewers.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (2neaU)

155 Right there with you. Incredible what he's done and endured. And now there is talk of prosecuting him if he loses or when he's out of office???
Posted by: Seems Legit


over their dead bodies

Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (nFwvY)

156 In ways he's the most honest politician I've seen in my lifetime. When asked about most major issues he'll respond with something like "We'll see, I'd like to". His go to phrase is "we'll see", instead of the usual prepackaged bullshit most Presidents say.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (4thlk)
---------------

PDT is called a liar, because that's the way the left justifies their own liar in chief, Obama. Leftists have the attitude of a two year old when it comes to getting caught: "He did it too!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (WEBkv)

157 143 There are more IQ points running around in an NFL locker room than in the whole country of Yemen. It's the prime example of a full-retard nation-state.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (/nZod)

SNL had a joke the more people knew you could make someone pee the bed by sticking hand in water than if US was on North or South Yemen side.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

158 128 idiotically rolled his wheelchair onto the tracks as a train was approaching

I'd say more suicide than idiotic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


From the brief parts that are visible in the video, it looks like he didn't WANT to be stuck there. He just thought he could get across before the train arrived. Though, I can't read his mind, so it could be that he was just a lazy suicide. But I tend to thin k that it's the same problem that happens a lot in the Bay Area, with homeless people getting hit by (and sometimes killed by) trains nearly every week, as they stumble up, down and across the tracks to and from their encampments.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (HEEq1)

159 Husband and I attended an event prior to Bolton joining the administration. I have a pic on my phone of us with him. Been tempted to trash it, but then I think "history."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

160 CCR for the win!

Everyone's a winner!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


I always liked the Atlanta Rhythm Section.


damn, my parents were hippies

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (W2Pud)

161 It wasn't a lie.

You didn't like your healthcare plan.

What?

No you didn't. You didn't like it at all.

Not a lie, you see?

Shut up. You didn't like it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (WvQcX)

162 What hurts most about John Bolton isn't just that at heart, he was nothing but a traitor like so many others. No what hurt was that we had to find out that he had been a Total Fucking Idiot the whole time, Wrong about Almost Everything, and he managed to convince us that he was Some Big Shmartie.

None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

163 >>It really is amazing. I hope the Saudis join in the fun now.


I would suspect that Trump and MBS have been working together for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (bDqIh)

164 Fucked up Bret is defending Fox polls

uses other polls as proof that they are correct

kant even

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 06:30 PM (O+AcM)

165 11,000 lies is what, about 10 per day?


I think they used the Covid death forecast model to calculate how many lies Trump has told.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

166 Foreign policy Biden:

Joe Biden@JoeBiden
Donald Trump is echoing his authoritarian heroes, again - this time using China's anti-democracy talking points to describe the peaceful protests in Hong Kong as "riots." It's shameful.

When people suffering under oppression look to the U.S. for hope, Trump has nothing to offer.

-
Joe sees peaceful demonstrations everywhere.

And Der Trumpenfuhrer:

Daily Caller@DailyCaller
President Trump rips Joe Biden for calling for a national mask mandate:

"I trust the American people and the governors want to do the right thing to make the smart decisions and Joe doesn't... Joe doesn't know too much."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:30 PM (+y/Ru)

167 I always liked the Atlanta Rhythm Section.


damn, my parents were hippies
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (W2Pud)

ARS was music to make out by!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:30 PM (JFO2v)

168
What is Jared saying?
Posted by: Seems Legit

========

Brett Baier is re-asking the questions from the Trump presser and Jared is answering them.

Posted by: Snack Barr at August 13, 2020 06:30 PM (G51Gf)

169 sean hannity just announced that AG Barr is coming on his show tonight. An unplanned appearance.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 06:26 PM (JUOKG)
.........

What's up for auction?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

170 99 John Kerry, why the long face?

*****

Well said, sir.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 13, 2020 06:30 PM (y5oH4)

171 Obama and Jarrett wanted to transformationally change the ME by making Iran the super-power and the USA powerless to intervene.

And freakin' Donald Trump is going solve this. Ah-ma-zing!
Posted by: Lizzy


You have to say, Obama helped. By supporting the crazed and violent Iranians, they scared the Sunni states into better relations with Israel.

Can the JewRab empire be far away? (see "Americathon")

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 13, 2020 06:31 PM (vcOmj)

172 If they can't bring themselves to give the Nobel to Trump, maybe they could give it to Kushner. That would be interesting. His forte seems to be the Middle East.

Posted by: sassy at August 13, 2020 06:31 PM (tUGnI)

173 What hurts most about John Bolton isn't just that at heart, he was nothing but a traitor like so many others. No what hurt was that we had to find out that he had been a Total Fucking Idiot the whole time, Wrong about Almost Everything, and he managed to convince us that he was Some Big Shmartie.

None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

---------

That is all true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:31 PM (jUVms)

174 why are they doing this ?

and why don't they stop it ?

together, they could

so why don't they ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (O+AcM)


Because they signed, and are in the middle of, multi-year contracts?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:31 PM (sy5kK)

175 Obama Horrified As Trump Undoes His Years Of Hard Work Bombing The Middle East
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1293970590991290368

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 06:31 PM (an7Mv)

176 There you have it. Peace in the Mideast is now bad. It took only a few hours for the left to once again prove corollaries to Poe's law.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 13, 2020 06:31 PM (Y6UV7)

177 Hate to say DJT could bring everlasting peace to the middle East and I would have a better chance of winning a prize from the Leftist Nobel peace organization.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 06:32 PM (OjZpE)

178 Can the JewRab empire be far away? (see "Americathon")
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 13, 2020 06:31 PM (vcOmj)
-----------

Do we really want the Jews in charge of the oil and the weather?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:32 PM (WEBkv)

179 Person
Woman
Man
Camera
Teevee

Posted by: MTG2020 at August 13, 2020 06:32 PM (WR7Wl)

180 Ok husband thinks Trump isn't being Trump. Said he's looks like he's lost the fight and he's just droning on and on. Not the Trump we knew... what say you morons?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

181
The Peace Prize is a sick joke. They give out to liars, terrorists and American presidents who launch cruise missiles in undeclared wars and set terrorists free.

I wonder why BLM hasn't received on yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 06:33 PM (aKsyK)

182

Hey nice IDF Ladies, wanna go out and celebrate tonight?

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at August 13, 2020 06:33 PM (d6DSt)

183 Why couldn't this have happened during Mocha Messiah's reign? To the fainting couch!

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at August 13, 2020 06:33 PM (/6GbT)

184 ho lee fuk

BEE nailed it!

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA A teary-eyed Obama reported he was horrified that Trump has taken the first step toward peace in the Middle East with an agreement between Israel and the UAE.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

185 I hoid it through the grapevine
not much longer would she be mine
ooh-oo I hoid it through the grapevine

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

186 None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I would note that Donald Trump is not..."a total fucking amateur".

He has been making all kinds of deals (ie, negotiating) with all kinds of powerful people for a long time. His professional business life has been years of training in how to size up people and judge just how much he can negotiate with them.

Obama was a senator for 2/3 of a term, and spent a lot of hit campaigning. He was likely the MOST incompetent President we ever had. And he picked the idiot splooge Biden as his running mate.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 13, 2020 06:33 PM (vcOmj)

187 Can we just make Trump emperor? The world seems scared shitless of him and I like it.

Posted by: jmel at August 13, 2020 06:33 PM (bVhJi)

188 Next thing you know, PDT will have pallets of cash delivered from the Middle East.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (C1Lsn)

189
Ok husband thinks Trump isn't being Trump. Said he's looks like he's lost the fight and he's just droning on and on. Not the Trump we knew... what say you morons?
Posted by: Jewells45

========

Not at all. Trump has different delivery styles for differnet types of events.

Posted by: Snack Barr at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (G51Gf)

190 180 Ok husband thinks Trump isn't being Trump. Said he's looks like he's lost the fight and he's just droning on and on. Not the Trump we knew... what say you morons?

Someone else said that too... I think he's just tired.. Misses his Rally's... On his interviews he seems pretty up

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (Zmnko)

191 Maybe years from now someone will write a book about how Trump, acting as a business man - looking for the deal that meets everyone's needs while still putting his country FIRST - was superior to decades of politicians and State Dept. types who are focused on making a deal that makes their legacy shine.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (bDqIh)

192 None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)


100% this. He has made being an arguably great President look easy and with no fucking help from his dogshit party. And does not look at all worn out from it unlike Gaylord who looks like a terminal AIDS patient after golfing and vacationing his way for eight miserable years that negatively impacted the country and world.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (y7DUB)

193 I'll bet Mooch is no longer proud of her country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

194 188 Next thing you know, PDT will have pallets of cash delivered from the Middle East.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (C1Lsn)



OMG. Could you imagine???

Iranian plane landing at Edwards and unloading seven pallets of hundies.

I'd die.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (WvQcX)

195 Big 12 says they're gonna play football this fall.

I wanna see them extend offers to every top recruit that signed up for the Pac-12 or Big 10 this year. If they've never played, they ought to be able to jump without penalty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)

196 How much of that pallet of cash went int Ben Rhodes pocket? How much was Iran paying him while he worked for Obama.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (dNzKv)

197 5 Jared has been working hard, and delivers before the election.

Nice.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:05 PM (sy5kK)


Yeah, the kiddos are doing well.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (9rYNN)

198 100% this. He has made being an arguably great President look easy and with no fucking help from his dogshit party. And does not look at all worn out from it unlike Gaylord who looks like a terminal AIDS patient after golfing and vacationing his way for eight miserable years that negatively impacted the country and world.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (y7DUB)
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But but but...all of those mean tweets!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (WEBkv)

199
And, it certainly wasn't funny when those genetic freaks shot that ballistic missile at Riyadh.

But still, I can't help but laugh when I think about a bunch of Houthi running around the control room of a missile launch site with their neckties over their shoulders, tongues hanging out of their mouths, shouting "DUUUUUUUH, BUH-DOYEEEE" at each other while they whack at the go-button with a comically large rubber mallet.

Because that's pretty much how I picture it going down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (/nZod)

200 @180

Imagine being literally surrounded by traitors from within and from without, trying to destroy you every single day for nearly four years?

Sometime along that stretch, you might get off your game a bit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (+5cN3)

201 Ok husband thinks Trump isn't being Trump. Said he's looks like he's lost the fight and he's just droning on and on. Not the Trump we knew... what say you morons?
Posted by: Jewells45

I have noticed that lately, too (the last few weeks).

I think he is close to exhaustion. He needs a couple of weeks away, just lying around and resting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (vcOmj)

202 Whose career got a bigger boost by giving a political leader a BJ? Harris or Rhodes?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (dNzKv)

203 Next thing you know, PDT will have pallets of cash delivered from the Middle East.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

He'll be selling sand to the Arabs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)

204 The day just keeps getting better and better. Here's a headline from Instapundit that's pretty tasty:

"Trump turns the tables on the Civil Rights Commission with appointment of J. Christian Adams"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (ZSK0i)

205 And the Palestinians have no one to blame but themselves. The dumb asses had a good run. They snowed the world for decades. but frankly no one has the stomach for their whiny kleptocratic bullshit anymore.

If they had made peace with Israel 20 years ago what would their position be today? Israel, if only to get access to cheap labor, would have built roads and factories and manufacturing. They would be prosperous, if not downright wealthy. Gaza would be a lovely seaside resort town loaded with tourists.

All of Iran's bluster has done nothing by drive countries toward Israel, the guys with the big stick, the guys happy to sell advanced weapons. For whatever antisemitism they might have, Arabs realize the Israelis will just leave them alone if they are left alone. That they are no threat. Iran is a threat.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (8Xxh3)

206 I would note that Donald Trump is not..."a total fucking amateur".

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Correction for my own comment. This ^^^is true. He's an amateur politician which of course is the best kind. But he's been making deals forever. He's pragmatic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (jUVms)

207 196 How much of that pallet of cash closed a real estate deal in Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (C1Lsn)

208 It's like Trump wanted to remind us what WINNING was.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (tHaqE)

209 ===unlike Gaylord who looks like a terminal AIDS patient after golfing and vacationing his way for eight miserable years that negatively impacted the country and world.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (y7DUB)


Commander Speedo

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (9rYNN)

210 Commander Speed Queen

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (9rYNN)

211 Should take Shit Midas' Nobel Peace Prize away from him and give it to Trump.

Posted by: Sharkman

It's got cooties on it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler




You just know he and Reggie have had the medallion up their asses at least once.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (O033+)

212 Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

I think he's just really tired.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:38 PM (WkPC9)

213 196-
That's something I've wondered. How high-class of a lifestyle do some of the lower tier Obama minions live?

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 13, 2020 06:38 PM (AD3JT)

214 Obama swishes when he walks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:38 PM (WvQcX)

215 >>"Trump turns the tables on the Civil Rights Commission with appointment of J. Christian Adams"



OMG, that is FABULOUS!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 06:38 PM (bDqIh)

216 Excellent news for the Greater Israel project.

Perhaps now the neocons who hassle Trump so much will let him be since he's delivered so much for Israel.

LOL, I crack myself up.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at August 13, 2020 06:38 PM (XiFxt)

217 100% this. He has made being an arguably great President look easy and with no fucking help from his dogshit party. And does not look at all worn out from it unlike Gaylord who looks like a terminal AIDS patient after golfing and vacationing his way for eight miserable years that negatively impacted the country and world.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (y7DUB)

After his entire life of being told he was smartest guy in the room, dorm, school, world, etc he found out he was Chauncey the Gardner.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

218 And does not look at all worn out from it unlike Gaylord who looks like a terminal AIDS patient after golfing and vacationing his way for eight miserable years that negatively impacted the country and world.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (y7DUB)

I keep thinking there's a much simpler reason why Gaylord looks like a terminal AIDS patient.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:38 PM (Kpl3J)

219 I wanna see them extend offers to every top recruit
that signed up for the Pac-12 or Big 10 this year. If they've never
played, they ought to be able to jump without penalty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)
NCAA limits scholarships. 85 I think. Otherwise it would've happened Monday.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (7yB/U)

220 >> Should take Shit Midas' Nobel Peace Prize away from him and give it to Trump.


And Trump should hire some Russian Hookers to Piss on it.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (9NCX3)

221 White House correspondent at HuffPost. Biographer, novelist, sailor of many ocean miles. Sodomy, rum, lash, Sodomy.

Manly men doing manly things aboard Cap'n Krystol's Raging Queen!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (HaL55)

222 He needs a couple of weeks away, just lying around and resting.

I agree but it's election season so that's not happening.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

223
I would suspect that Trump and MBS have been working together for years.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (bDqIh)

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MBS has certainly been working with the Jews for years. Who's to know what their next diplomatic move will be? Maybe some kind of oil-for-weather-machines deal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (/nZod)

224 Well, lets hope so. These deals never seem to really work.

But this is the kind of thing that used to get people peace prizes and week-long celebratory newscasts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

225 I think he's just really tired.

Barky and Mooch used to take 2+ weeks in Aug for a Martha Vineyards VaCay

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (Zmnko)

226 >> Obama swishes when he walks.


That's not the corduroy, either.



It's the anal warts brushing against each other.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (9NCX3)

227 162 What hurts most about John Bolton isn't just that at heart, he was nothing but a traitor like so many others. No what hurt was that we had to find out that he had been a Total Fucking Idiot the whole time, Wrong about Almost Everything, and he managed to convince us that he was Some Big Shmartie.

None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

This is really well said

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (ifmtJ)

228 219 I wanna see them extend offers to every top recruit
that signed up for the Pac-12 or Big 10 this year. If they've never
played, they ought to be able to jump without penalty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)
NCAA limits scholarships. 85 I think. Otherwise it would've happened Monday.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (7yB/U)

I thot there was a no penalty rule already in place. The QB from Texas played last year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

229 OT: Barr is supposed to be on Hannity tonight. It was unplanned.

As far as I know, Hannity did not use the phrase tick tock when announcing this.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCiJZ)

230 I'd imagine the Military Industrial Complex is a little peeved today

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (3H9h1)

231 151 And freakin' Donald Trump is going solve this. Ah-ma-zing!
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It really is amazing. I hope the Saudis join in the fun now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

*****

I don't think they can, but it would be sweet. A new NATO to stand up against Iran.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (y5oH4)

232 Obama's Peace Prize is so stupid. Who the hell gives someone a prize on the assumption they will earn it later????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

233 "I like thinking big. I always have. To me it's very simple: if you're going to be thinking anyway, you might as well think big." trump

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (8Xxh3)

234 I can't find a quote from Obama online. Can someone tell me what he said about the the middle eastern developments?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (jUVms)

235 UAE, Oman, and Bahrain are backing the strong horse. Trump.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (mNhhD)

236 225 I think he's just really tired.

Barky and Mooch used to take 2+ weeks in Aug for a Martha Vineyards VaCay
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (Zmnko)

Just thinking about writing book 1 of 4 on a $65 million book deal is tiring!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

237 "I always go into the deal anticipating the worst. If you plan for the worst--if you can live with the worst--the good will always take care of itself." trump

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (8Xxh3)

238 As far as I know, Hannity did not use the phrase tick tock when announcing this.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCiJZ)
++++++++++
Huh. In that case, maybe it will be something after all...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (hYcqw)

239 >>"Trump turns the tables on the Civil Rights Commission with appointment of J. Christian Adams"

OMG, that is FABULOUS!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 06:38 PM (bDqIh)



I meant to put a link with the original. Link goes to PJMedia and here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/y3j55zty

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (ZSK0i)

240
I always liked the
I always liked the Atlanta Rhythm Section.


damn, my parents were hippies
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (W2Pud).


damn, my parents were hippies
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (W2Pud)

Saw ARS in the 80's. I was probably standing beside those hippies, sharing a doobie.


So Into You
https://tinyurl.com/y46thfpg

Champagne Jam
https://tinyurl.com/y3o9upps

yeah, I'm a dork.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

241 Obama and comrades never considered that while trying to trash Israel and give Iran hegemony that they'd scare the crap out of the rest if the middle east.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (ySQBZ)

242 "I never get too attached to one deal or one approach...I keep a lot of balls in the air, because most deals fall out, no matter how promising they seem at first." Trump

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (8Xxh3)

243 204 The day just keeps getting better and better. Here's a headline from Instapundit that's pretty tasty:

"Trump turns the tables on the Civil Rights Commission with appointment of J. Christian Adams"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (ZSK0i)

Ohmigod, I thought this was a prank at first, I LOVE the things that J. Christian Adams has been writing!!! It's like he just hired a Hordian to be on the Civil Rights Commission!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

244 I can't find a quote from Obama online. Can someone tell me what he said about the the middle eastern developments?
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM

I thought about Hillary. Any comments from the old bag?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (mNhhD)

245 "The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it. That makes the other guy smell blood, and then you're dead." Trump

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (8Xxh3)

246 201 Ok husband thinks Trump isn't being Trump. Said he's looks like he's lost the fight and he's just droning on and on. Not the Trump we knew... what say you morons?
Posted by: Jewells45


He's been wearing lavender ties.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (9rYNN)

247 234 I can't find a quote from Obama online. Can someone tell me what he said about the the middle eastern developments?
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (jUVms)

from the BEE

"My drone strikes -- all for nothing!" he cried as he read the news on his iPhone. "This is horrible!"

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v)

248 232 Obama's Peace Prize is so stupid. Who the hell gives someone a prize on the assumption they will earn it later????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Nobels, RandomHouse, Netflix, Harvard, Soros

Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (nFwvY)

249 I can't find a quote from Obama online. Can someone tell me what he said about the the middle eastern developments?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06

It was something about picking up his next 7 figure payment from Netflix.

Posted by: Ha at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (Q3ZwH)

250 can't find a quote from Obama online. Can someone tell me what he said about the the middle eastern developments?
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM (jUVms)


"This is not who we are"

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (ySQBZ)

251 I am still hoping that a beautiful vase will show up at the White House and in about 20 years be on permanent display, alternating between the Smithsonian and the Trump National Memorial.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (ZTDnL)

252 OMG. Could you imagine???

Iranian plane landing at Edwards and unloading seven pallets of hundies.

I'd die.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM

Hell, he got a hooker to pay him. It's possible!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (rBtIz)

253 a turtle with an umbrella mounted on his shell

would get more views than the dim convention

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (O+AcM)

254 244 I can't find a quote from Obama online. Can someone tell me what he said about the the middle eastern developments?
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:41 PM

I thought about Hillary. Any comments from the old bag?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (mNhhD)

Has the SS padded all of the bollards today?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (JFO2v)

255 Re football, the CFP committee has said there will be a playoff as planned. So SEC, ACC, and Big 12--here we go.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (sWM8x)

256 I blame Clock Boy for not building our own weather machine.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 13, 2020 06:44 PM (EgshT)

257 "I never get too attached to one deal or one approach...I keep a lot of balls in the air, because most deals fall out, no matter how promising they seem at first." Trump
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM

Trump's got so many balls he can afford to juggle another 3 or 4 besides the massive pair in his pants.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 06:44 PM (mNhhD)

258 Trump is not an amateur politician!

He gets paid $1 a year so he's a professional.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 06:44 PM (an7Mv)

259 It was something about picking up his next 7 figure payment from Netflix.
Posted by: Ha at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (Q3ZwH)
++++++++++++
Debtflix is like a crazy jilted lover that doesn't know when she's been dumped. I canceled my subscription. I used it little and the wokeness is offensive. I still get spam from them three times a week, telling me what's new, what's popular in the United States, and inviting me with the subject line of "Netflix tonight?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:44 PM (hYcqw)

260
I've had my greedy Jew eyeballs on one of those handsome Mikdash coins featuring Trump+Cyrus on them. Maybe I'll go get one.

As long as I can find it below retail, of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:44 PM (/nZod)

261 How did Trump do all of this without an apology tour, bowing to every leader in the Middle East?

Posted by: Portlandon at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (+oR7L)

262 This from the Babylon Bee is more likely:

BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
August 13th, 2020

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (+y/Ru)

263 The secret is not so secret. Masks fall before geotus President Trump.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (0OmEj)

264 Ohmigod, I thought this was a prank at first, I LOVE the things that J. Christian Adams has been writing!!! It's like he just hired a Hordian to be on the Civil Rights Commission!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)
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How soon before Kurt Schlicter is hired?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (WEBkv)

265 Trump is sticking to the script but is not the natural orator that Reagan was.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (4vNgL)

266 As far as I know, Hannity did not use the phrase tick tock when announcing this.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCiJZ)
.......

However, he probably did tell us to buckle up.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

267 144 RSS links are still broken. I'm starting to think you don't care
Posted by: alex at August 13, 2020 06:27 PM (iwoBu)


It's second on the "To-Do" list, right after the shelving project.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

268 For being a bumbling idiot who everyone thinks is a joke internationally, Trump does a damn fine job of international diplomacy. And he does it largely without the screwups and asses in the State Department being involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (KZzsI)

269 Give him the Noble Prize, greatest Preezy ever!!

Posted by: Herman Cain's COVID Corpse at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (I2IBJ)

270 180 Ok husband thinks Trump isn't being Trump. Said he's looks like he's lost the fight and he's just droning on and on. Not the Trump we knew... what say you morons?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2020 06:32 PM (dUJdY)


I think he's just bored of talking about the virus, but Kellyanne says it helps his poll numbers.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (8k7U7)

271 It's second on the "To-Do" list, right after the shelving project.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)
++++++++++++
Where's Unicode support?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:46 PM (hYcqw)

272 BIDEN/HARRIS!

What do you think about that, dRuMpH!

"Remind them who is president and what I can do."

Posted by: Anchorman at August 13, 2020 06:46 PM (uhDc+)

273 As long as I can find it below retail, of course.

Well, of course, but I'm sure you know a guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

274 261 How did Trump do all of this without an apology tour, bowing to every leader in the Middle East?
Posted by: Portlandon at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (+oR7L)

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Fan-fricken-tastic question.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:46 PM (jUVms)

275 232 Obama's Peace Prize is so stupid. Who the hell gives someone a prize on the assumption they will earn it later????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It's called "Foreign powers trying to influence a US election."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 13, 2020 06:47 PM (LWu6U)

276 Ben Rhodes is unhappy? Must be something good for humanity.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at August 13, 2020 06:47 PM (Su9Le)

277 The RSS Links work perfectly.


Like an IKEA Brand Rechargeable Drill.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:47 PM (9NCX3)

278 Because that's pretty much how I picture it going down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:35 PM (/nZod)
++++++++++++
If any of the comedy shows were actually interested in being funny, that would be a hilarious sketch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:47 PM (hYcqw)

279 Wait, not the cheesy one. the original Temple coin with Trump+Cyrus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:47 PM (/nZod)

280 How soon before Kurt Schlicter is hired?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:45 PM (WEBkv)

------------

Pudding time!!!!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:47 PM (jUVms)

281 Ok husband thinks Trump isn't being Trump. Said he's looks like he's lost the fight and he's just droning on and on.

Is he reading from a Teleprompter? Always sounds tired when he does those. Comes alive when he's just riffing.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2020 06:48 PM (2nFxy)

282 >>Obama's Peace Prize is so stupid. Who the hell gives someone a prize on the assumption they will earn it later????


He got it for being not George Bush. IIRC the Nobel Committee said essentially that they hoped it would inspire Obama to. . .do stuff differently from BusHitler.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 06:48 PM (bDqIh)

283 Meanwhile, the latest news on the Obamas was about his lack of performance and his wife's lowgrade depression.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 06:48 PM (rw1l7)

284 17 minutes in on a network news cast and they have yet to mention this topic at all. They did manage 4 separate news stories that reflect negatively on Trump, however.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2020 06:48 PM (QPXWs)

285 Trump's not a professional politician. He's a leader.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 06:48 PM (9rYNN)

286 And who doesn't want Trump to win? Besides evil people, I mean.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at August 13, 2020 06:48 PM (Su9Le)

287 224 Well, lets hope so. These deals never seem to really work.

But this is the kind of thing that used to get people peace prizes and week-long celebratory newscasts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

The reason I believe it will work is that this is formalizing what they have been moving towards doing for 2 or 3 years already. And what's motivating it is that they *All* realize that Iran is the greatest threat to all of them, and that Israel is an even more reliable military ally than the US is. (thank Obama for that part)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:49 PM (Kpl3J)

288 112
Boy were Barky and Crazy old Joe busy getting this agreements in place
( rolls eyes)
Posted by: Skip


So, that's why Joe was locked in the basement for 3 months.
Yeah, That's The Ticket.

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at August 13, 2020 06:49 PM (WG2XP)

289 If you look at HOW Trump negotiates, you understand WHY there is a deal, and why legions of state department oafs would fail. Trump basically ignores the Palestinians - who fucking cares what they think about anything? He's not desperate for a deal. He tries lots of things all at once. And he asks for what he really wants. No half ass "confidence building measures". That is why there is any deal at all.

Also Trump doesn't fall for the fake "Why I never!" bullshit. Diplomats are used to talking to each other like high school girls, all fake pretend offenses and virtue signaling. Countries pretending to be offended by simple requests.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:49 PM (8Xxh3)

290 286 And who doesn't want Trump to win? Besides evil people, I mean.
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at August 13, 2020 06:48 PM (Su9Le)


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Asked and answered.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:49 PM (jUVms)

291
196 How much of that pallet of cash closed a real estate deal in Martha's Vineyard?

Netflix is kickback/money-laundering.

They offer streaming service in Iran for US$10 per month.

Their catalog is shit because of the mullahs.

Their internet is shit because of goatfuckers.

Their median household income is about US$2 more than they need to get by.

Their population is ~82M.

Imagine mullahs sending money for 2M fake subscribers a month.

That's a quarter-billion dollars a year.

Now do the tens of millions of dollars producing contract's for Jarrett's minions make sense?

Posted by: fktheleft at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (lvXKd)

292 But this is the kind of thing that used to get people peace prizes and week-long celebratory newscasts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:39 PM (KZzsI)
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Trump had as little to do with this as Reagan had to do with the fall of the USSR. These were internal, independent affairs. Not sure why Trump even comes up in the conversation.

Posted by: Progda at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (hYcqw)

293 Secret pallets of cash?

No?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (ySQBZ)

294 President Trump to the Biden Kamala Cabal:

"How does my ass taste now?"........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (Z+IKu)

295 Trump had as little to do with this as Reagan had to do with the fall of the USSR. These were internal, independent affairs. Not sure why Trump even comes up in the conversation.


We brokered it, asshole.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (ySQBZ)

296 Politicians are middle management. Trump is a Boss.

Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (l3+k2)

297 Someone else said that too... I think he's just tired.. Misses his Rally's.


He's been horrible lately reading prepared text. Numbers and statistics and no emotional context.

He should only speak impromptu, "whaddya got?", and be in the ring.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (q2K0j)

298 Yeah but Trump moved our embassy in Israel to Jerusalem so we have lost all of our credibility in the Middle East!

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (ZfRYq)

299 Arabs realize the Israelis will just leave them alone if they are left alone.

You know that, I know that, the Israelis know that and the Arabs know that. Now if only the antisemitic obsessives like XiFxt could figure that out

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

300
As far as I know, Hannity did not use the phrase tick tock when announcing this.
Posted by: shibumi,

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hahahha!

Posted by: Snack Barr at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (G51Gf)

301 201 Ok husband thinks Trump isn't being Trump. Said he's looks like he's lost the fight and he's just droning on and on.

*****

Trump has a more relaxed persona during COVID press conferences. He'll come alive again when he can do rallies.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (y5oH4)

302 255 Re football, the CFP committee has said there will be a playoff as planned. So SEC, ACC, and Big 12--here we go.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (sWM8x)

Baylor for the National Championship, here we go!!!

okay maybe not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (Kpl3J)

303 We brokered it, asshole.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (ySQBZ)

I think the fact that the person's handle is "Progda" indicates it's a sock making fun of leftists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (WkPC9)

304 Bets thing at all, the U.S. is not party to the deal at all. We don't promise or insure anything. Israel and the UAE are fucking adults, they can make a deal and keep it. We can help smooth it out, but in the end, it is to their mutual benefit. They can manage their relationships just fine.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (8Xxh3)

305 Trump had as little to do with this as Reagan had to do with the fall of the USSR. These were internal, independent affairs. Not sure why Trump even comes up in the conversation.
Posted by: Progda at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (hYcqw)

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Are you high?

There are several reputable books which outline the hardlines Reagan used, which were necessary for Russia to buckle.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (jUVms)

306 Heh! Somebody is already re-writing history!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (naqEg)

307 Posted by: Progda

Not bad!

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (lIIT7)

308 Palestinians are.....get this.........Jordanians! And guess what else.....Jordan don't want their mizerable terrorist asses in Jordan.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (XhWtx)

309 The reason I believe it will work is that this is formalizing what they
have been moving towards doing for 2 or 3 years already. And what's
motivating it is that they *All* realize that Iran is the greatest
threat to all of them, and that Israel is an even more reliable military
ally than the US is. (thank Obama for that part)


And aren't the Iranians getting in bed with the ChiComs now? They're going to wind up getting screwed eventually. It won't be the good kind, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (HaL55)

310 He's been horrible lately reading prepared text. Numbers and statistics and no emotional context.

...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (q2K0j)
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It's legal.
He's entering the true facts into public record.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (9rYNN)

311 A filthy commie is in the house.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (EgshT)

312 By the way MANY foreign leaders have said Trump is incredibly impressive person. Straight talk, no bullshit, even a nice guy.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (8Xxh3)

313 >>Obama's Peace Prize is so stupid. Who the hell gives someone a prize on the assumption they will earn it later????

It's amazing how many leftwing institutions have had their credibility destroyed by Donald Trump.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (lgiXo)

314 Trump basically ignores the Palestinians - who fucking cares what they think about anything? He's not desperate for a deal. He tries lots of things all at once. And he asks for what he really wants. No half ass "confidence building measures". That is why there is any deal at all.

Yeah its negotiating not only from strength, but confidence. Its not aggressive, its just strong and composed. Here's what we want. No? OK here's another deal with another person.

And I agree, who the hell cares what the gibbering morons in the palestininan settlements want? All they want is dead Jews, their opinion is irrelevant. They bring zero to the table. They have zero strength. They have zero options.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

315 think the fact that the person's handle is "Progda" indicates it's a sock making fun of leftists.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:52 PM (WkPC9)

Sounds right. I jumped the assault rifle.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (ySQBZ)

316 who is this 'progda'? new troll?

Posted by: IC at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (a0IVu)

317 298 Yeah but Trump moved our embassy in Israel to Jerusalem so we have lost all of our credibility in the Middle East!
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 06:51 PM (ZfRYq)

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Heh, I enjoy remembering the dipshits losing their minds over it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (jUVms)

318 Progda.

Heh. I just got home from work so tired. Didn't pick up on that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (naqEg)

319
All of Iran's bluster has done nothing by drive countries toward Israel, the guys with the big stick, the guys happy to sell advanced weapons. For whatever antisemitism they might have, Arabs realize the Israelis will just leave them alone if they are left alone. That they are no threat. Iran is a threat.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (8Xxh3)

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Israel may be the easiest country to deal with, in this fucked-up world of ours.

If you say "We promise we won't try to hurt you anymore - seriously, this is legit, no more war. We just want to talk about some stuff first," then Israel will come to the bargaining table with a 6-pack of Ferraris to sweeten the deal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (/nZod)

320 So happy. Great to see PDT winning!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 06:53 PM (BRkq2)

321 Ummm-Folks, "Progda" is a sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (WkPC9)

322 Sermon On the Mount: Blessed are the peacemakers

Screeching From the Hill: Crucify him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)

323 321 Ummm-Folks, "Progda" is a sock.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (WkPC9)

oops...sorry, 'progda'!

Posted by: IC at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (a0IVu)

324 I'm here.

Tr(i)ump(h)!

Someone should do a worst Hitler ever meme.
Could use moving embassy to Jerusalem, standing on stage hugging Down syndrome kids, pulling troops from Afghanistan...I'm sure there are more moments like that.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (sd8p8)

325 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (hYcqw)

326 Ummm-Folks, "Progda" is a sock.

Oh, no. I know a commie when I smell one.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (EgshT)

327 Everyone stop commenting until I catch up

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (OjZpE)

328 sock off

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (G51Gf)

329 Palestinians are.....get this.........Jordanians!

Yeah. And Arabs, and every other middle eastern nation jettisoning their detritus. Basically they rounded up all the homeless and Antifa types, the lunatics and 9 time losers, and dumped them in Israel. That's why the mean IQ is the level of a Bonobo monkey and the maturity level is that of a 11 year old girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (KZzsI)

330 321 Ummm-Folks, "Progda" is a sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (WkPC9)


Is it silk?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (9rYNN)

331 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (hYcqw)
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Should have been obvious it was a sock: Way to literate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (WEBkv)

332 who is this 'progda'? new troll?
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Do none of you know how to search a hash on the page?

Posted by: BluesFish at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (8zi3q)

333 Everyone stop commenting until I catch up
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (OjZpE)
+++++++++++
You heard the man. No more posts!

Also, hitting "reply all" on an E-mail thread to ask others not to use "reply all" is a completely effective method

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (hYcqw)

334 Gird your loins.

There will be terror attack.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (nHfdK)

335 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (hYcqw)


Well done! You hit a nerve as intended.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (AiZBA)

336 Obama's Peace Prize is so stupid. Who the hell gives someone a prize on the assumption they will earn it later????

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Well, there is no Nobel Empty Suit Prize.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (+y/Ru)

337 139
When I was a kid I always botched their name: Clearance Creedwater Revival.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 06:24 PM (xPJvm)

theres a bathroom on the right
Posted by: rhennigantx

Nothing That A hundred Men On Mars Could Ever Do

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (WG2XP)

338 Do none of you know how to search a hash on the page?

It's too much work.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (EgshT)

339 Trump. Bringing peace to the Middle East. What a timeline.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (GbPPJ)


There's one theological truth that is universally acknowledged: God has a fucking weird sense of humor.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (SgjGX)

340 Greetings:

Whatever happened to the State Department's Brian Hook who distinguished himself in my eyes by messing with the mullahs ???

Posted by: 11B40 at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (evgyj)

341 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.

Yeah I got it right away That's exactly what the press will try to spin it as. Obama was working on this, they just finished it up when Trump was in office. For four years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (KZzsI)

342

False Flag making Mossad the fall guy.

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (d6DSt)

343 Who said Reagan had nothing to do with the fall of the Soviet Union. It was our beating them at the arms race that caused the collapse and the threat of SDI.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (sd8p8)

344 Ummm-Folks, "Progda" is a sock.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (WkPC9)
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Yes, I think it's division of Ronco.

But hurry, supplies will not last!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (WEBkv)

345 That's why the mean IQ is the level of a Bonobo monkey and the maturity level is that of a 11 year old girl.


So median AOC?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (ySQBZ)

346 334 Gird your loins.

There will be terror attack.
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (nHfdK)

In Portland. Tonight. Just like every night for the last 2 months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (Kpl3J)

347 Ben Rhodes is asshoe.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (nHfdK)

348 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.
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Aren't we all Progda??

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (an7Mv)

349 Like an IKEA Brand Rechargeable Drill.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:47 PM


Don't blame the tool for the workewok.

Posted by: IKEA FIXA Drill at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (DMUuz)

350 334 Gird your loins.

There will be terror attack

They better be wearing their masks!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (Zmnko)

351 This interview with Richard Grenell is really good.

https://youtu.be/TUL1KzYbEm8

One of the things he talks about was getting Germany to take back that Nazi guard, that lied to get into the US. Grenell was told not to bother as they wouldn't do it. When he talked to the Germans, he found that no one had brought it up to them. I think a lot of Obama's diplomacy was like that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (YynYJ)

352 White House correspondent at HuffPost. Biographer, novelist, sailor of many ocean miles. Sodomy, rum, lash, Sodomy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

More pipe laid in his ass than Alaska.

Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (X/Pw5)

353 Foreign interference! Foreign interference!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (dNzKv)

354 hahahahahahahaha, Sorry, Joe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (jUVms)

355 The problem with 'socks' is that they read like MSNBC or CNN. You just can't tell if it's a sock or real. Satire and reality have long ago crossed the streams. See Babylon Bee. How many satire articles have they written have come true. A scary amount.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (naqEg)

356 We meed funnier socks!

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (w0XWc)

357 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (hYcqw)
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Should have been obvious it was a sock: Way to literate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (WEBkv)

*demure cough*

I saw it right away.

Which is, trust me, rare for me.

Still, great job.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (xPJvm)

358 You heard the man. No more posts!



Also, hitting "reply all" on an E-mail thread to ask others not to use "reply all" is a completely effective method


Just tell everybody we have company from Insty's and to go put on pants. That'll take a while 'cause I'm not sure where mine are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (HaL55)

359 341 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.

man. if I had a dollar every time I heard this

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (O+AcM)

360 By the by, Israel has been bombing the shit out of Iran at will in Syria for years. Not only that, they've done so mostly unscathed. Meaning they can utterly evade Russian, Syrian, Turkish, and Iranian defenses. And they have intercepted and destroyed anything shot back at them.

If I were UAE, and worried about a confrontation with Iran, I'd look pretty hard at those statistics and say, I wan't the Israelis in my corner.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (8Xxh3)

361 >>Progda is me.


Socking Regulars. Not cool, man.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (9NCX3)

362 Therefore, bankrupting them.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (9rYNN)

363 Yay, autumn must be close. I made Manhattans tonight for the first time in 4-5 months. I'm pretty sure that governs the celestial mechanics, does it not?

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (v16oJ)

364 325 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (hYcqw)


Not a troll, hmmmm???? Okay then, Joe,but you are going into the AoS Dossier, that Secret One.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (bCLt0)

365 Barky's was a participation trophy

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (OjZpE)

366 Who said Reagan had nothing to do with the fall of the Soviet Union. It was our beating them at the arms race that caused the collapse and the threat of SDI.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (sd8p
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I heard this argument (Reagan didn't cause the USSR breakup) routinely when I was in college, and they still trot it out in stupid wonkish journals from time to time.

And SDI was a major power play, and he played the USSR perfectly with it when he offered to share the technology with them in the interests of peace. They refused. That hurt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (hYcqw)

367 theres a bathroom on the right
Posted by: rhennigantx

Nothing That A hundred Men On Mars Could Ever Do
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (WG2XP)

okay I literally LOL'd at that one, somehow I'd missed that before now!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (Kpl3J)

368 >>>Ben Rhodes is crying as his terrorist cronies in Iran are being weakened.

Cry more, bitchtits.

This makes me happy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (KnJdm)

369 None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

This should chiseled in stone somewhere - because this is what is goin on.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (w2LAm)

370 Also, hitting "reply all" on an E-mail thread to ask others not to use "reply all" is a completely effective method
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (hYcqw)
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That happened where I worked. Took down the email server for a bit until the mail server guys got it straightened out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (WEBkv)

371 Everyone stop commenting until I catch up
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 06:55 PM (OjZpE)
........

OK
will do
(This is not a comment)

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

372 Trump. Bringing peace to the Middle East. What a timeline.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 06:08 PM (GbPPJ)

There's one theological truth that is universally acknowledged: God has a fucking weird sense of humor.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM

God sends you the president you need, not necessarily the one you think you want.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (mNhhD)

373 356 We meed funnier socks!
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (w0XWc)

bat sox

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (O+AcM)

374 334 Gird your loins. There will be terror attack.
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Whatever capabilities Iran has are likely to be used, yes. But that was true in any case.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (sWM8x)

375 We are all progda now.

Posted by: Newsweak at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (l3+k2)

376 sure sure...peace in the middle east...but how is trump going to counter Biden's masks-everywhere campaign slogan?

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (rnk6i)

377 Just tell everybody we have company from Insty's and to go put on pants. That'll take a while 'cause I'm not sure where mine are.

On your head again

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

378 Hey, remember when moving the Embassy to Jerusalem was going to make this kind of thing impossible?

Similar to V Corps moving to Poland, this is obviously the work of a Putin puppet. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (XrCyE)

379 >>Do none of you know how to search a hash on the page?


Search JackStraw and there it is!

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (9NCX3)

380 Last one in gets the rotten mullah.

Posted by: DaveA at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (FhXTo)

381 I am not a troll.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (hYcqw)

Maybe...maybe not...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (xT2tT)

382 Trump's Peace Prize will be for actually accomplishing something.


Leftards will bitch he shouldn't get one because it's an emolument.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (nHfdK)

383 356 We meed funnier socks!
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (w0XWc)

The Warner Brothers Cartoon Socks are pretty funny.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (bCLt0)

384 oh la la....sorry, Joe Mannix!

Posted by: IC at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

385 I had an incisive comment on my finger tips. But it slipped away.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (lgiXo)

386 The problem with 'socks' is that they read like MSNBC or CNN. You just can't tell if it's a sock or real. Satire and reality have long ago crossed the streams. See Babylon Bee. How many satire articles have they written have come true. A scary amount.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (naqEg)
+++++++++++
The Babylon Bee is America's actual paper of record. None of it is real, but all of it is true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (hYcqw)

387 bat sox
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (O+AcM)

We gonna get bat soup today. I just know it.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (w0XWc)

388 There's one theological truth that is universally acknowledged: God has a fucking weird sense of humor.

Just look at a platypus. Seems like He had some parts left over and didn't want to waste them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (HaL55)

389 None of the "professionals" could believe that a total f***ing amateur
like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could.
But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt
sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.

Posted by: Tom Servo


You are wise, grasshopper.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (v16oJ)

390 361
>>Progda is me.





Socking Regulars. Not cool, man.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (9NCX3)

I didn't know we had a regular who goes by progda.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (KnJdm)

391 God sends you the president you need, not necessarily the one you think you want.

He used Samson and Peter, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

392 Who is this Joe Mannix sock??!

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (w0XWc)

393 One of the things he talks about was getting Germany to take back that Nazi guard, that lied to get into the US. Grenell was told not to bother as they wouldn't do it. When he talked to the Germans, he found that no one had brought it up to them. I think a lot of Obama's diplomacy was like that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (YynYJ)

Exactly. Fucking teenage dram queens, who "know" things to a point they don't bother ever asking about them. "I just know they'll say no, and then I'll look bad."

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (8Xxh3)

394 >>> The Babylon Bee is America's actual paper of record. None of it is real, but all of it is true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (hYcqw)

Truer words have seldom been spoken.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (amQo5)

395 of the things he talks about was getting Germany to take back that Nazi guard, that lied to get into the US. Grenell was told not to bother as they wouldn't do it. When he talked to the Germans, he found that no one had brought it up to them. I think a lot of Obama's diplomacy was like that.
___

Considering how long ago the Nazi guard had lied to get in. Obama's regime wasn't the only one.

Surprise. Surprise. Surprise.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (rw1l7)

396 Of course, denying you're a sock is exactly what socks do.

Posted by: Anti-Raysis at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (sWM8x)

397 >>Do none of you know how to search a hash on the page?

Search JackStraw and there it is!
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (9NCX3)


Boom!

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (AiZBA)

398
theres a bathroom on the right
Posted by: rhennigantx


Three dogs sledding on a Saturday night. I've never seen such a beautiful sight.

Posted by: fktheleft at August 13, 2020 07:01 PM (lvXKd)

399 388
There's one theological truth that is universally acknowledged: God has a fucking weird sense of humor.

Just look at a platypus. Seems like He had some parts left over and didn't want to waste them.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 07:00 PM (HaL55)

Then there is land-based manatee, Lena Dunham.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (KnJdm)

400 Just look at a platypus. Seems like He had some parts left over and didn't want to waste them.

My favorite one is the 95% of everything that nobody can find.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (XrCyE)

401 >"It wouldn't surprise me if the president is eventually nominated for a Nobel Prize"


he should decline it

"I don't want to be in a club that includes Yasser Arafat and Barack Hussein 0bama."

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (iTXRQ)

402 banana sox guy

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (O+AcM)

403 BTW, guys and gals, this technique is spelled out in detail in "Art of the Deal." When dealing with a particular difficult negotiation, you start on the periphery. You negotiate with more agreeable parties who hold an interest (albeit a smaller one) and use those negotiations to solidify your position with the primary negotiating party.

Essentially, UAE, Oman and Bahrain are going to gain benefits from their agreements that will fire start their economies. Then all you do is sit back and wait for the Egyptians, Jordanians, and Palestinians to notice. The leaders of those countries will have a difficult problem...because in today's immediate information transfer the citizens of those countries will start to wonder just who is looking out for whom. Indirect pressure to come to the table is better than a bomb being shoved up your posterior by your own people.

Every sitting US president has always started their Middle East peace plan negotiations with Palestine. There was no pressure for Palestine to seriously come to the table. This US president is going to make it very uncomfortable for them to play that game. No one likes to be left behind. If half of the Middle East starts diversifying their services/products and generates equitable living conditions as a result...the other half of the Middle East is going to gain self-interest real f$cking fast.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (QPXWs)

404

Bat's tongues! Bat's noses! Bat spleens!

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (d6DSt)

405
None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

Or another way to say it is: when someone with a lifetime track record of creating stuff, successfully comes in and does the job that professional grifters have no idea what to do or how to do it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (sy5kK)

406 Hey, remember when moving the Embassy to Jerusalem was going to make this kind of thing impossible?

Everyone thinks Trump is a joke internationally, he'll never get anything done!

(10 international deals and treaties later)
...uh, that was all in the works in the Obama administration. He'll get us into WW3 with North Korea. QUICK LOOK OVER THERE, HE'S NOT WEARING A MASK!!!!1!!!1!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

407 None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)


Over the past fifty years we've bred a political class who are very good at getting hired/elected, but utterly incompetent at anything else.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (SgjGX)

408 356 We meed funnier socks!
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (w0XWc)

Like those Ramadan socks Bonehead Trudeau wore to a gay pride parade

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (lgiXo)

409 I had an incisive comment on my finger tips. But it slipped away.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
---------

While I dislike being the harbinger of bad news, I must warn you that it will get worse as you grow older.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (WZ5i4)

410 372 why did we get Obama? Mysterious ways indeed

Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (ONvIw)

411 334 Gird your loins.
.......

Kamalama is a biter.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

412 229 OT: Barr is supposed to be on Hannity tonight. It was unplanned.

As far as I know, Hannity did not use the phrase tick tock when announcing this.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 13, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCiJZ)

#twohours

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (puu6v)

413 >>There's one theological truth that is universally acknowledged:


Irony, like Entropy, is always increasing

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (9NCX3)

414 Three dogs sledding on a Saturday night. I've never seen such a beautiful sight.

Is that a line from "Afternoon Delight"?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (KZzsI)

415 OK Joe Mannix troll what did you do with the real Joe Mannix?

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (OjZpE)

416 Trump still has not drawn a paycheck for his work as POTUS.

I wonder if Biden will pledge to do the same?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (W2Pud)

417 Like the Nobel morons would ever give Trump the prize.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (XrCyE)

418 Soxkini.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (w0XWc)

419 'Oh, no. I know a commie when I smell one.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky'

Here smell this..

Posted by: Prodya at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

420
408 356 We meed funnier socks!
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (w0XWc)

Like those Ramadan socks Bonehead Trudeau wore to a gay pride parade
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (lgiXo)

Well, he's the Fool whose eyebrows fall off, so

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (bCLt0)

421 I always read progda as pobda, a mancunian dead weight.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (4vNgL)

422 Ben Rhodes, "fucking Americans." Um, wait, I'm supposedly an American too - what do I do? How do I feel?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (nFRLh)

423 We paid for the worst political class in history thru our tax dollars - and guess what? We got it.

Trump comes in and in four years, I realize what a chump I was - you can actually get what you pay for after all!

The GOPe and Dems are apoplectic - "don't let the folks know!" Too late - the secret is out.

This and this alone sums up the "resistance."

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (w2LAm)

424 Essentially, UAE, Oman and Bahrain are going to gain benefits from their
agreements that will fire start their economies. Then all you do is
sit back and wait for the Egyptians, Jordanians, and Palestinians to
notice. The leaders of those countries will have a difficult
problem...because in today's immediate information transfer the citizens
of those countries will start to wonder just who is looking out for
whom. Indirect pressure to come to the table is better than a bomb
being shoved up your posterior by your own people.


Preference cascade....headed your way.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (v16oJ)

425 403 BTW, guys and gals, this technique is spelled out in detail in "Art of the Deal."
------------

Millions of copies, since 1987, IIRC.

The Left and other anti-Americans simply don't care. They just want America on it's knees.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

426 I wonder if Biden will pledge to do the same?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (W2Pud)
---------------

And how am I going to redecorate if he does that?

Shrieeeekkkkkkkk!

Posted by: Dr Jill at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (WEBkv)

427 Sean won't let him get a word in

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)

428 396
Of course, denying you're a sock is exactly what socks do.

cast off the gourd! follow the sock!

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 07:05 PM (sGtp+)

429 Upside of peace with Israel: defense technology, a big brother who might help in need, better U.S. relations, trade relations, investment and development.

Downside: bunch of Palestinians are pissed. Iranians might no like it. Um....?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 07:05 PM (8Xxh3)

430 pogba, you stupid fire

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 13, 2020 07:05 PM (4vNgL)

431 he should decline it



"I don't want to be in a club that includes Yasser Arafat and Barack Hussein 0bama."

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 07:02 PM (iTXRQ)

That would be epic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2020 07:05 PM (KnJdm)

432 My favorite one is the 95% of everything that nobody can find.
Posted by: Circa
------

Dooood. 'Dark Matter'. Do you even do science?

Posted by: Class of 2020 at August 13, 2020 07:05 PM (WZ5i4)

433 I am not a troll.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:54 PM (hYcqw)


That's what all the trolls say.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq)

434 OK Joe Mannix troll what did you do with the real Joe Mannix?
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (OjZpE)
++++++++++
Wearing his skin suit and fantastic hair like a total boss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (hYcqw)

435 Sean won't let him get a word in
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)

Wow.

What a surprise.

Let not your heart be troubled.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (xPJvm)

436 413
>>There's one theological truth that is universally acknowledged:





Irony, like Entropy, is always increasing


rust never sleeps.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (sGtp+)

437 the double evil eye psych out sock

Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (O+AcM)

438 435 Sean won't let him get a word in
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)

Wow.

What a surprise.

Let not your heart be troubled.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (xPJvm)

Tick tock.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (bCLt0)

439 God sends you the president you need, not necessarily the one you think you want.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (mNhhD)

---

Or the one you deserve.

Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (RU4sa)

440 Essentially, UAE, Oman and Bahrain are going to gain benefits

1. Israeli airpower

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (XrCyE)

441 Downside: bunch of Palestinians are pissed. Iranians might no like it. Um....?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 07:05 PM (8Xxh3)

Yup - dirty hand out artists pissed! I am not seeing the downside here.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (w2LAm)

442 The Nobel committee gives out potential prizes now, so after one does something beneficial, it is too late.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (+MS7k)

443 Is that a line from "Afternoon Delight"?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (KZzsI)


Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks. "Whenever I Call You, Friend."

Gay as shit, but my niece likes it, so. . .

Posted by: fktheleft at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (lvXKd)

444 Gird your loins.


Is there any other sense in which gird is used?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (q2K0j)

445 >>BTW, guys and gals, this technique is spelled out in detail in "Art of the Deal."


The Key is to finish with a Counter-Clockwise Swirl.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (9NCX3)

446 >>> Over the past fifty years we've bred a political class who are very good at getting hired/elected, but utterly incompetent at anything else.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 13, 2020 07:03 PM (SgjGX)

=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Mittens Romney at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (amQo5)

447 ' I am not a troll.
Posted by: Joe Mannix "

Flip him over and see if he has a button in his crotch.

Posted by: Prodya at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

448 who are the palestinians

Posted by: sound awake at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (0OxUd)

449 This unscheduled Barr interview on Hannity is worth a watch. He probably has a good reason to appear.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (sWM8x)

450 In fact I was very proud of DJT today, especially when some low life journalist tried to push his buttons and DJT didn't respond just went to the next question.
I wouldn't have been able to contain my anger. Not saying DJT wasn't angry but he didn't show it.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (w7KSn)

451 Sean will recite his "Complete History of The Coup In Thirty Seconds Or Less" at least once or twice.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

452 Is there any other sense in which gird is used?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (q2K0j)


Pepto Bismol helps with gird.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (AiZBA)

453 188 Next thing you know, PDT will have pallets of cash delivered from the Middle East.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 13, 2020 06:34 PM (C1Lsn)

ok, I laughed.

hard.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

454 369 None of the "professionals" could believe that a total fucking amateur like Trump could waltz in and make better decisions than they could. But, when you stack up an independent thinker against a pack of butt sniffing howler monkeys, he comes off looking pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)
This should chiseled in stone somewhere - because this is what is goin on.
Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 06:59 PM (w2LAm)


Well, to be fair, having an "amateur" President that doesn't need or want the graft sure seems to open up a lot of options otherwise deemed impossible by the corrupt ruling class!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (eTZoJ)

455 Joe Biden's Foreign diplomacy is referring to The Netherlands as The Neither Regions without giggling.

Posted by: Portlandon at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (+oR7L)

456 I have always had a problem with the refrain from Fleetwood Mac's " Hold Me". I here something really obscene.

Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (bCLt0)

457 My favorite one is the 95% of everything that nobody can find.

Yup. All that space between an atom's nucleus and the orbiting electrons isn't a vacuum. I'm fairly certain it would just collapse if it was.

Ether is real.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (HaL55)

458 Essentially, UAE, Oman and Bahrain are going to gain benefits

1. Israeli airpower

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (XrCyE)

Thanks, Mullahs in Iran - only you could make this happen! Sad trombone....bwahhahahaha!

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (w2LAm)

459 In fact I was very proud of DJT today, especially when some low life journalist tried to push his buttons and DJT didn't respond just went to the next question.

I wish he'd do that more often. Ask a crappy, idiotic question, just get blown off like you don't exist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

460 Oops that's a smelly disease ridden sock

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

461 444
Gird your loins.





Is there any other sense in which gird is used?


it's also interesting that of all the girds, only Gird L survived. what happened to girds a through k?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (sGtp+)

462 I dislike-as does everybody else-how Sean Hannity constantly interrupts. I just watched the clip (linked in the sidebar) of AG Bill Barr with Mark Levin. Levin is a very good interviewer. He asks questions and allows Barr to answer. It's as if Hannity is so in need of the spotlight or has ADD that he can't shut up. And yes, I know Hannity has done some good things, but he's so annoying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (WkPC9)

463 445
>>BTW, guys and gals, this technique is spelled out in detail in "Art of the Deal."





The Key is to finish with a Counter-Clockwise Swirl.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (9NCX3)

And don't fly too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (KnJdm)

464 nood?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (gtatv)

465 Ben Chodes came out and saw his shadow, so there'll be six more weeks of rheeeeeeeee.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (H3MF8)

466 "For my next trick, I will make Democrats oppose a Middle East peace agreement."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (XrCyE)

467 Mr Attorney General , you know I could kill you with this toy football ??

Posted by: SUPER BLACK BELT SEAN at August 13, 2020 07:09 PM (O+AcM)

468 'Is there any other sense in which gird is used?'

Gird is the word!

Posted by: Prodya at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (Tnijr)

469 Prepare for the lamentations of their women!

Charles Fain Lehman@CharlesFLehman
INBOX: DOJ finds that Yale illegally discriminates against whites and Asians in admissions

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (+y/Ru)

470 What is Qatar's interest in this?

They've become quite the terror supporters AND sponsors of all sorts of greedy folks, think tanks and media in DC.
They all must be denouncing this too, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (bDqIh)

471 Wow.



What a surprise.



Let not your heart be troubled.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (xPJvm)
-------------We had a drinking game during Hannity in '08. Whenever he said Reverend KKK Wright we took a shot. We were fall down drunk in 9 minutes.


Posted by: Portlandon at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (+oR7L)

472 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (DMUuz)

473 255 Re football, the CFP committee has said there will be a playoff as planned. So SEC, ACC, and Big 12--here we go.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (sWM8x)


BIG-10 AND PAC-12!


STAY IN THE BATHTUB, AND DON'T GET OUT!

'CUZ, SAFETY!

EVERYONE COULD DIE!!!!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (sy5kK)

474 Trump understands human nature and the concept of leverage. The Swamp doesn't.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (ja/kn)

475 Its archaic but you can generally gird for battle (put on your full harness and weapon) and then there are girders on bridges etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (KZzsI)

476 Or the one you deserve.
Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2020 07:06 PM (RU4sa)


{{{SMH}}}

We are not the ones deciding what we deserve, thank goodness!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 07:11 PM (eTZoJ)

477 >>In fact I was very proud of DJT today, especially when some low life journalist tried to push his buttons and DJT didn't respond just went to the next question.

Saw that - some journalist suggested Trump "respond" to all the lies he has spoken!

What a d-bag - and he came off as one as well. Trump ignored.

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 07:11 PM (w2LAm)

478 >>And don't fly too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.


Wings of Pastrami would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 07:11 PM (irHX+)

479 Crazy old Joe may not make money from being President, Hunter on the other hand would clean up.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 07:11 PM (OjZpE)

480 Ben Rhodes, "fucking Americans." Um, wait, I'm supposedly an American too - what do I do? How do I feel?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
------

I note that some outfit is now advertising that their specialty is different sized L. and R. socks.

Talk about addressing a first world problem. I mean, has anyone ever thought *Hmm, boy I wish my left sock was 1/4 size smaller*

A niche, niche market. Prediction: Less success than Squatty Potty. But who knows?

Posted by: Class of 2020 at August 13, 2020 07:12 PM (pK7cg)

481 295 Trump had as little to do with this as Reagan had to do with the fall of the USSR. These were internal, independent affairs. Not sure why Trump even comes up in the conversation.


We brokered it, asshole.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (ySQBZ)


All those years of history classes, and you skipped them all!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

482 >>> BTW, guys and gals, this technique is spelled out in detail in "Art of the Deal."


The Key is to finish with a Counter-Clockwise Swirl.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 07:07 PM (9NCX3)

====

Considering I have a meeting with my son's principal about their mask mandate, I really wish I would have read this book.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 07:12 PM (amQo5)

483
why don't people understand that "Progda" is "Pravda" and it's a joke?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 07:13 PM (G51Gf)

484 Re football, the CFP committee has said there will be a playoff as planned. So SEC, ACC, and Big 12--here we go.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 06:43 PM (sWM8x)

Big prediction here - Ohio State joins as a temp member of the SEC...I'm hoping anyway!

Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 07:13 PM (w2LAm)

485
We brokered it, asshole.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (ySQBZ)


All those years of history classes, and you skipped them all!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

=========

All those years of morondom, and you skipped the lessons in sarc?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 07:13 PM (G51Gf)

486 Ether is real.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (HaL55)


and so is phlogiston!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 13, 2020 07:14 PM (eTZoJ)

487 207 196 How much of that pallet of cash closed a real estate deal in Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (C1Lsn)


actually none, that was all Netflix payola that paid for that mansion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:14 PM (sy5kK)

488 474 Trump understands human nature and the concept of leverage. The Swamp doesn't.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 13, 2020 07:10 PM (ja/kn)

The Swamp wants its cut. Whether it understands or not, it wants its cut.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 07:15 PM (puu6v)

489 Saw that - some journalist suggested Trump "respond" to all the lies he has spoken!



What a d-bag - and he came off as one as well. Trump ignored.

That reporter pulled his bullshit question just get get fellow jackoffs to buy him drinks at their after work watering hole.

Posted by: Portlandon at August 13, 2020 07:16 PM (+oR7L)

490 207 196 How much of that pallet of cash closed a real estate deal in Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (C1Lsn)

That's always been the trillion dollar question. No accounting, circumvented anything that could be audited.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 07:18 PM (puu6v)

491 204 The day just keeps getting better and better. Here's a headline from Instapundit that's pretty tasty:

"Trump turns the tables on the Civil Rights Commission with appointment of J. Christian Adams"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 06:36 PM (ZSK0i)


Mama said they'll be days like this,
They'll be days like this, mama said.

Hooray!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:18 PM (sy5kK)

492 I heard this argument (Reagan didn't cause the USSR
breakup) routinely when I was in college, and they still trot it out in
stupid wonkish journals from time to time.



And SDI was a major power play, and he played the USSR perfectly
with it when he offered to share the technology with them in the
interests of peace. They refused. That hurt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 06:58 PM (hYcqw)

Everybody knows Rocky IV ended the cold war and destroyed the USSR.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 13, 2020 07:18 PM (7yB/U)

493 Ether is real.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 07:08 PM (HaL55)


Or is real.

Posted by: fktheleft at August 13, 2020 07:19 PM (lvXKd)

494 Everybody knows Rocky IV ended the cold war and destroyed the USSR.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 13, 2020 07:18 PM (7yB/U)


I was done with college before the USSR ended.

The retcon I heard over the last thirty years in the workplace was Levi's and rock-and-roll.

Posted by: fktheleft at August 13, 2020 07:20 PM (lvXKd)

495 490 207 196 How much of that pallet of cash closed a real estate deal in Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 13, 2020 06:37 PM (C1Lsn)

That's always been the trillion dollar question. No accounting, circumvented anything that could be audited.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 07:18 PM (puu6v)

And we know GOPe was in on it because they denied it was a treaty to lower the vote total needed, so they could play failure theater in the Senate without exposing more traitors (on payroll) than necessary.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 07:23 PM (BRkq2)

496 291
196 How much of that pallet of cash closed a real estate deal in Martha's Vineyard?

Netflix is kickback/money-laundering.
--------


Never knew this, but you are correct.

It is a slushfund.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

497 Mama said they'll be days like this,
They'll be days like this, mama said.

Hooray!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:18 PM (sy5kK)

Don't forget the love letter to (slaver) Yale!

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 07:26 PM (BRkq2)

498 348 Progda is me. I am not a troll. Progda, as in the American press.
-------
Aren't we all Progda??
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 06:57 PM (an7Mv)


all together, class:

PROGressive propaganDA

PROGDA

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 13, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

499 By the by, worth explaining how the Mideast actually works.

Egypt and Jordan have peace deals with Israel, but they are more of the cold peace variety.

The USE deal is very important. Because several countries that do not recognize Israel are highly dependent on the UAE. That is to say, with the USE recognition, these countries are going to have a very hard time not following along. That includes: Bahrain, Oman, Bangladesh, Indonesia, and Malaysia. UAE will pressure these countries to go along.

Pakistan will be pressured but probably wont go along, solely because they share a border with Iran.

From a political cover standpoint, other countries might join in - might as well go as a group. That would include Mauritania, Morocco, Tunisia, Brunei, Mali, Comoros, and Niger.

That will leave Algeria, Djibouti, Iraq, Kuwait (ditto), Lebanon, Libya, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Yemen, Afghanistan, Iran, and Pakistan "hostile" to Israel. If the Saudis jump, expect most of the rest to fall in line as well. Leaving Sudan, Syria, Yemen, Afghanistan, Iran, and Pakistan.


Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 07:27 PM (8Xxh3)

500 338
Do none of you know how to search a hash on the page?

It's too much work.


Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 13, 2020 06:56 PM (EgshT)


Did it earlier today. Copy what is between the parentheses and put in "Find in page".

Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2020 07:28 PM (7IKAb)

501 334 Gird your loins.



Reggie is here?

Posted by: JEF at August 13, 2020 07:28 PM (sy5kK)

502 485
We brokered it, asshole.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 13, 2020 06:50 PM (ySQBZ)


All those years of history classes, and you skipped them all!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

=========

All those years of morondom, and you skipped the lessons in sarc?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 07:13 PM (G51Gf)


this comment section has been a firefight.

sometimes, there is friendly fire, can't be helped.

next time, I'll try harder.

Posted by: JEF at August 13, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

503 Morondom

Lolol

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 07:48 PM (nHfdK)

504
And we know GOPe was in on it because they denied it was a treaty to lower the vote total needed, so they could play failure theater in the Senate without exposing more traitors (on payroll) than necessary.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 07:23 PM (BRkq2)

Oh, yes. Corker returned to Tennessee and disappeared. He was very wealthy when he went into the Senate and considerably wealthier when he left. Ol' Bob got his mitts on some of that sweet cash.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 07:52 PM (puu6v)

505 We needs dukes and Earl's in morondom

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 07:52 PM (nHfdK)

506 Nice blog here! Also your web site loads up fast!
What web host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your host?
I wish my site loaded up as quickly as yours lol

Posted by: Free Porn Videos -JavMama at August 13, 2020 09:58 PM (JYxjL)

507 Trump deserves a Nobel peace prize for getting Israel and the UAE to admit they have a crush on each other.

Based on the standard applied when awarding
the first Communist American President his major award, that he single handedly willed the waves to not rise and the glaciers to stop melting while wearing Chancellor Merkel's panties on his head Trump's should already be in the mail.

Yes, I am well aware how much the first Communist President sacrificed much for his. After it is rumored that Merkel swapped panties 3 times a year. My heart goes all aflutter when I think of him, sort of like having a stroke.

Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at August 13, 2020 10:06 PM (Fmrwt)

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