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Quarantine Cafe
Below, a troll bothering people in real life for social media posts.
Now, I think this is real, as in, it really happened, and no one was in on it. But I don't think this guy is for real -- I think he's mocking our current Kancellaton Karen Kulture. But he's bothering real people while doing that mockery. I think the annoyed people here are legitimately annoyed.Is it okay to annoy people to make some kind of point? Or some kind of comedy bit? I dunno. All I can say is, you're all drunk, and I'm putting you on the news. Also below: a pile of dozing, purring kittens. Not below: bats.
The longer you watch this, the funnier it gets | “I’m putting you on the news” | pic.twitter.com/FOUYMLhLev
— Mike (@Doranimated) August 12, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2020 08:04 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 07:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 19, 2020 07:38 PM (+4cyJ)
Posted by: Yep at August 19, 2020 07:38 PM (lMsxO)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (FFtRI)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (J8nVw)
We're gonna be on the news!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Fen at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (87Umy)
Did Donald Trump start and fuel the QAnon movement just to land that line on a reporter in 2020? All things are possible.
Posted by: trev006 at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (KMkKr)
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Batmanuel at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (FFtRI)
Very cute; Thanks, Ace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (Tnijr)
Another great navy day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (dwojT)
==
did that happen in the presser?
I hope theres a clip
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (l6b3d)
D'aaaaaaawww!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dan Rather, Former News Anchor at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (Egln3)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (H8QX8)
Fuck off fag!
Posted by: Don Rickles at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Fen at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Bronco at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (KnJdm)
oh they're really kittens!
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:40 PM (J8nVw)
________
It's a bat trap!
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 07:44 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 07:45 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 19, 2020 07:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)
THERE'S NO BATS???
Posted by: Max Power at Augu
I like bats but if I had those giant bats I don't think I'd care for those. I'd shoot them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 07:45 PM (7bcfy)
cat girl!
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:45 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (axyOa)
and yes i have decided To Hell with the AP style guide, i will Capitalize however i want to
Posted by: Fen at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (TNHVJ)
LOL @ the first video. That dude had better be the world's fastest white
guy because he's gonna come across somebody like me (a 4.6 40-yard dash
time 40 years ago!) who's gonna chase him down and beat his ass.
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 07:43 PM (WqPYg)
That's going on the news, buddy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sobek at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (MkjjT)
Normal people who hear that are going to blow it off because, who cares? Just an idiot. But imagine what happens if he pulls that line on some dude who's just knocked off a liquor store around the corner and still has the gun in his pocket. "I'm puttin' you in the News!!!" Oh yeah? BAM BAM BAM is gonna be the fast answer to that.
he's playing a stupid game, if he keeps it up he's gonna win a real stupid prize.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: trev006 at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (KMkKr)
__________
I think Donald Trump IS QAnon!
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (JKNZq)
I want this entire f****** s*** hole of a f****** planet to explode into a flaming fusion hell and drop scattered bits straight into the center of the sun.
Posted by: Generic Truth Teller at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (+rz4v)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
Conclusion: Why the hell didn't I do this ten years ago.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (ngYw2)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (cZjDV)
Go to the shelter and ask them to give you the cat nobody else wants. Guaranteed to get you into heaven when you die.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (qpX6U)
No bats???!!!!!
Well, I shall take my quarantine cafe business elsewhere!
** storms off in a '57 Huff **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (pNxlR)
The kitten video would be a good thing to have on if you can't sleep, because now I'm sleepy.
Very cute; Thanks, Ace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (WkPC9)
_________
My wife and I really miss our sibling kitties (lost them both earlier this year, but they had good, long lives). We used to call their purring on our laps "cat rays" because it would relax us to the point we'd start drifting off.
I got the idea to invent a purring pillow (that simulated cat purring) for insomniacs like Ace, but somebody had already beaten me to the punch as was selling them online.
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (WqPYg)
Can walk anywhere here. Just got to put a mask on to go into anything.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (axyOa)
I want this entire f****** s*** hole of a f****** planet to explode into a flaming fusion hell and drop scattered bits straight into the center of the sun.
Posted by: Generic Truth Teller
Get the kitten first.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (Egln3)
I had an employee say she was going to report me to BLM, not kidding. She now has a personnel binder.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
What had you done that would have the Bureau of Land Management interested in you?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (KnJdm)
That was not generic. It was quite specific. Had a particularly bad day?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (T2NR8)
In less than 24 hours, my employer has completely changed what I'm expected to do because of Covid-19. Blech! Need moar kitteh!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (/+bwe)
Clearly no. Haters.
Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (WqPYg)
Maybe this is cutting edge stuff like Andy Kaufman back in the day.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (8B6Ng)
So, Andy Kaufman reborn...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 19, 2020 07:50 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 07:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 202
One of my husband's friends was here last week and the barn cat I saved and is living here started purring and kneading, the dork asked me "why is he doing that? What's wrong with him?" I asked have you never been around a cat? He told me he only had dogs. He grew up on a ranch too. He's 50 years old.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 07:50 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 07:50 PM (nnI2U)
Day three of having my own tractor with a front loader and power rake comes to a close.
Conclusion: Why the hell didn't I do this ten years ago.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (ngYw2)
Every boy's dream. Nice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 07:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 07:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)
I got the idea to invent a purring pillow (that simulated cat purring) for insomniacs like Ace, but somebody had already beaten me to the punch as was selling them online.
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (WqPYg)
One of my favorite things is when I have a cat on my chest while napping on a rainy Sunday afternoon. We've always been blessed with very friendly kittehs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 19, 2020 07:51 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
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She might need to be reported for something.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2020 07:51 PM (jUVms)
I'm just saying.
If he had a basket of bats and walked around saying that, they would probably call protective services.
I am also just saying.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 19, 2020 07:51 PM (87Umy)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 07:52 PM (JKNZq)
"I need a kitten. I keep putting it off until after the move, which never seems to happen."
As much as I enjoy "matching wits" with a cat, there's nothing like the unalloyed goofiness and unconditional devotion of a dog.
Our punk PWD and I have great fun provoking each other -- innit that right, punk?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 07:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 19, 2020 07:52 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Colin at August 19, 2020 07:52 PM (SfF2G)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (J8nVw)
The smoke really sucks. Can't see to the end of the block. My eyes are burning. It's supposed to get down into the 60's this evening, I'd love to be able to open a window for the first time in days. It's only 95 here today, but the humidity is still up there. Yuk.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:52 PM (8B6Ng)
If he ever discovers Beaver, we're in trouble.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (FFtRI)
Why are there no bats?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
________
You obviously don't have the VIP membership.
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (KAi1n)
Imagine if we lived in a normal world, this would be earth shattering news and they would have to invent a new peace award just for him.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (WkPC9)
Clearly no. Haters.
Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM
This person. Xe gets it!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (DMUuz)
I had an employee say she was going to report me to BLM, not kidding. She now has a personnel binder.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
Tell her that she needs to fill it full of women.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (pNxlR)
Yes, I do my own landscaping and humping yards of material in wheel barrels and raking it out by hand was getting old, like me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (ngYw2)
Yea!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (d1uFV)
Pedophiles and cannibals are vital Democratic constituencies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 07:47 PM (mht8P)
________
LOL. I wish I'd thought of that ... stolen!
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Picric at August 19, 2020 07:54 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 07:54 PM (nnI2U)
Use the binder to beat her with.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 07:54 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2020 07:54 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: lead-ventilated "I'm putting you on the news" guy at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (DTX3h)
block. My eyes are burning. It's supposed to get down into the 60's this
evening, I'd love to be able to open a window for the first time in
days. It's only 95 here today, but the humidity is still up there. Yuk.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:52 PM (8B6Ng)
++++
That sounds just awful.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (T2NR8)
Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (J8nVw)
I'm hours away from any fires and it's smoky as hell here. And Hot
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (7bcfy)
Xantham Gum.
Comes in handy.
Once you run them through the emulsifier, at least.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (FFtRI)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (UUBmN)
I'm out of lemon juice.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
If it had been me, I'd have told her to pack her shit and don't let the door hit ya on the way out.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
I'd tell the piece of shit I was reporting her to the IRS. And then tell her I hoped she didn't mind waiting in line for her unemployment check. I'm sure there'll be loads of sympathetic friends to meet.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (8B6Ng)
one kitten: *moves* *tries to shove back into the mush pot*
All the other kittens: you DICK
Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 07:56 PM (sGotD)
I'm sorry; I hope they get things under control son.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:56 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
We plan to fly to Scranton and back.
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 07:56 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: eastofsuez at August 19, 2020 07:56 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 07:56 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:57 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 07:57 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (jUVms)
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Tribble frequency.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
one GOPe, at best
one far left black lawyer
someone needs to tweet Martha a clue about fairness
I wish Tuca would point it out but he wont
Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2020 07:57 PM (O+AcM)
Because the NBA is d-e-a-d and MLB, even though they just stuck a toe in the BLM stuff, is way way down.
Are they going to follow suit? They have the advantage of seeing what happened to the other two
Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2020 07:57 PM (AwPyG)
suspected, Trump waited until the nomination to start throwing
haymakers.
Honestly, watch it. This is devastating. This is what you call a "cancellation".
https://tinyurl.com/yxm9to6m
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 07:58 PM (c6ma9)
Except those YouTube channels that specialize in spotlighting rescues of abused or forlorn pets. Tears, not smiles.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 07:58 PM (qpX6U)
Trump said in the presser today he expects Saudi Arabia and Israel to normalize relations soon. If he's saying this it's already done.
Imagine if we lived in a normal world, this would be earth shattering news and they would have to invent a new peace award just for him.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Imagine the seething rage inside Defense and State at the UNMITIGATED GALL of this President -- NO new overseas conflicts (in fact, reductions of forces) and AGREEMENTS TO COOPERATE among longstanding foes in the Middle East.
AND ALL WITHOUT THEIR HELP, SAY-SO, AND OPPORTUNITY TO CLAIM CREDIT!!!!
WE HATES HIM! WE HATES HIM!
** mouth full of a bear-claw pastry **
"Meef tu!", A. Vindeman, USArmy, unfairly retired
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 07:58 PM (pNxlR)
One of my husband's friends was here last week and the barn cat I saved and is living here started purring and kneading, the dork asked me "why is he doing that? What's wrong with him?" I asked have you never been around a cat? He told me he only had dogs. He grew up on a ranch too. He's 50 years old.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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That is weird. Did he ask what that sound was -- like a "meow"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 07:59 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 07:59 PM (f8S3o)
♪ ♫ Good evening! ♫ ♬
You have mail. Made contact. Thank you.
I did tell him we have a Bacon Wench! And to not mess with her.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 07:59 PM (hyuyC)
Heh.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 19, 2020 07:52 PM (ZSK0i)
Let me tell ya sumthin.....Andy was a funny guy but not funny like me.
Ya know what I'm sayin.....I'm funnier.
Posted by: Tony Clifton at August 19, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 07:59 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 07:59 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 07:59 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 07:59 PM (UUBmN)
I finished about 12 jars of pear jam today, it took about 4 hours from
picking the pears off the lawn to washing the equipment after finishing
the canning.
I'm out of lemon juice.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (WyVLE)
I will trade you for some pear jam.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 08:00 PM (KnJdm)
I'm out of lemon juice.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM
Sounds delicious.
We canned 40+ pints of peaches and nectarines last weekend.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2020 08:00 PM (IYZ+m)
_________
They're gonna put him in one of those little kiddie planes that used to be outside K-Marts where you put the quarter in and it moved up and down, side to side.
He'll think he's flying from one city to the next ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 08:00 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 08:00 PM (nFRLh)
So very, very much want new fur babies. Honestly didn't think I would want to do it again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
For what? Did you disturb a land survey monument?
Posted by: drerbrerard at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (iUuja)
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (qpX6U)
Anyone else get an e-mail like that?
Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (cF8AT)
In hospital parlance, the code for "Do Not Resuscitate" (i.e. make no attempt to bring a dead or dying patient back to life) is "DNR."
So I mistakenly read Ace's reference to "DNC" as some sort of other hospital code instructing doctors to make no attempt to cure or heal the patient in the first place, and just let him die:
Do
Not
Cure
I think that code applies to the Democrat Party very well.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (HEEq1)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm9to6m
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 07:58 PM (c6ma9)
This is one of the Youtube ad buys that shows up on my home page. Anybody that logs onto Youtube will probably have several chances to see it - and it's also running on videos.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
She ought to have a pink slip
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 08:02 PM (n6Cc3)
Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2020 08:02 PM (XhWtx)
I have a lot of backstory to give you on the other part of the email.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 08:02 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2020 08:02 PM (M+Lyo)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm9to6m
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 07:58 PM (c6ma9)
That is not spurning him as you go by, that is more like doing a neutral tread turn with a Cat.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 08:02 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:02 PM (cI3Q7)
Oh jeez, in one clip a cat is peeing in the dog's food bowl. That's a dominance move for sure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
The missus and our daughter once witnessed (but did not stop) one of our cats peeing in one of my shoes.
Missus said, "She was telling us that there's something medically wrong with her." (She wasn't wrong.)
I said, "And you couldn't have stopped the signaling sooner?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 08:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (mht8P)
That Kitten video proves you cannot be an impartial observer. No matter what happens you always influence the outcome.
Posted by: Picric at August 19, 2020 07:54 PM (nonGu)
_________
So you're saying that in another universe those kittehs are all dead?
[h/t Schrodinger]
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Kindltot
I'm taking Grunge Guitar Lessons and I finished about 12 bars of Pearl Jam today.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (HEEq1)
I should know by Friday. If it works out I will be starting my new job on the 8th...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August
I thought it was weird too, he said he never paid attention to the dairy cats or saw a box of kittens at the grocery store. I explained it. But I was dumbfounded.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (7bcfy)
So very, very much want new fur babies. Honestly didn't think I would want to do it again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (f8S3o
I didn't either, but I think it's getting to be time.
They're the best therapy on the planet. You should do it - the healing will go faster or at least seem to go faster with that sort of distraction.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (8B6Ng)
It's a choice. An advanced Western Civilization, heading off planet.
Or the Dark Ages. Led by the Left we could not influence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (JKNZq)
Audible is a great help to getting through books.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2020 08:00 PM (bKqNz)
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I think I'm too dumb to listen to audiobooks. I have tried and tried while commuting, but I constantly have to rewind to keep up with what's going on. I don't know if I focus too much on the road or fall back into my own mind's need to think about stuff, but I cannot for the life of my make it through an audiobook and know what happened in the story the same way I can when I read the written words.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (p/ef7)
So very, very much want new fur babies. Honestly didn't think I would want to do it again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (f8S3o
I didn't either, but I think it's getting to be time.
They're the best therapy on the planet. You should do it - the healing will go faster or at least seem to go faster with that sort of distraction.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (8B6Ng)
You should both go to a rescue. Sooo many cats looking for a home.
Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
Missus said, "She was telling us that there's something medically wrong with her." (She wasn't wrong.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
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I heard that once, too. Cat is showing you it's got bad kidneys or whatever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (G51Gf)
https://tinyurl.com/yxm9to6m
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 07:58 PM (c6ma9)
That is shocking.
The man has dementia. Period.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (TdMsT)
Well then what's the point of Quarantine Cafe?
Bat Lives Matter (#BatLivesMatter)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Wait -- so BLM is now some sort of official enforcer-organization to which one can be "reported" -- like the Stasi is East Germany or Savak in Iran? When did that happen?
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (JKNZq)
Kittens are about 40% eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2020 07:55 PM (7bcfy)
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I drive up to Page, AZ twice a week for work (near Lake Powell and the Utah border, and it was hazy today from the NorCal fires. There's an entire large, western state (both Utah and Nevada) between us!
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: SFGoth
My deck is covered in ash. Crazy.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (p/ef7)
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I enjoy them on long trips, but I can't handle them in city driving.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:07 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Pear Jam at August 19, 2020 08:07 PM (EgshT)
I don't find baby goats as vulnerable as kittens.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (JKNZq)
You have to sweep the leg.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 08:07 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 08:07 PM (n6Cc3)
my home page. Anybody that logs onto Youtube will probably have several
chances to see it - and it's also running on videos.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 19, 2020 08:01 PM (8B6Ng)
I'm not surprised at all. I mean why not have everyone watch Trump field dress Biden and prepare him for supper. My Lord, I wish I was exaggerating.
We are so lucky to have him. All the forces of evil in the world it seems have aligned, and he makes it look easy.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 08:07 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 19, 2020 08:08 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:08 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Ben Had
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I'm not. This job has more flexible hours and I'll only be working 30-35 hours a week so I'll be off at least half if not all day on Fridays. I do need to get a hotel this year but not sure if it will be for 1 or 2 nights yet.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:08 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 19, 2020 08:08 PM (4thlk)
This seems like either a euphemism or a metaphor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 08:06 PM (HEEq1)
Get a metal bucket and fill with sand. Makes a great ash tray.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:09 PM (cI3Q7)
I think they just need to make the Audacity of Grope a campaign commercial. Its most devastating because it was made by Democrats.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 08:09 PM (2DOZq)
omg this Trump ad is hilarious
https://twitter.com/PardesSeleh/status/
1296153852056666113
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 07:57 PM (J8nVw)
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Awesome. The gloves are off ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 08:09 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:09 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:09 PM (UUBmN)
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NASCAR is going to take one black guy from each NFL team to campaign a race car next season.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:10 PM (p/ef7)
I think I'm too dumb to listen to audiobooks. I have tried and tried while commuting, but I constantly have to rewind to keep up with what's going on. I don't know if I focus too much on the road or fall back into my own mind's need to think about stuff, but I cannot for the life of my make it through an audiobook and know what happened in the story the same way I can when I read the written words.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (p/ef7)
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I've heard of this problem and I've had this problem.
I beat it by repeating the audio in a light mutter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 08:10 PM (G51Gf)
I should know by Friday. If it works out I will be starting my new job on the 8th...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (UUBmN)
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That's great. Fingers crossed and saying a prayer.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 08:10 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2020 08:10 PM (WCO+/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:10 PM (MVjcR)
Looks like the argument the left is going with is....you aren't allowed to say mean things about a black woman.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2020 08:11 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 08:07 PM (n6Cc3)
*************
Tucker showing us the clips that the Dems don't want you to see.
Wish more people would make their Biden voting friends watch this.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2020 08:11 PM (wiXsO)
I got the idea to invent a purring pillow (that simulated cat purring) for insomniacs like Ace,
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at August 19, 2020 07:49 PM (WqPYg)
Or even someone like Insomniac
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 19, 2020 08:11 PM (99Nt9)
Little murderfloofs kill for pleasure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 08:11 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2020 08:10 PM (WCO+/)
Advantage bats for me. Kittiens make my respiratory system seize up. Of course, I've never been around bats, I might be allergic to them as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7)
Frequently, a male cat peeing where he shouldn't is often a sign of a urinary tract infection.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 19, 2020 08:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Generic Truth Teller at August 19, 2020 08:12 PM (KoOn4)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:12 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: iandeal at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 08:11 PM (H5knJ)
Seriously.
Posted by: Bernell Trammell at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (hyuyC)
The purring means they are going to kill something and it makes them happy.
Little murderfloofs kill for pleasure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)
You never see a kitty what isn't committing an act of murder, planning an act of murder, or dreaming about their past murders.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (HFVBl)
"What Happened to Joe Biden?" is the best minute and change long video of the year. As
suspected, Trump waited until the nomination to start throwing
haymakers.
Honestly, watch it. This is devastating. This is what you call a "cancellation".
https://tinyurl.com/yxm9to6m
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 07:58 PM (c6ma9)
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Fan-f*cking-tastic!
If I hear one more "conservative" say that Biden has lost his fastball ... as if he ever had one. How 'bout a Trump ad with Tara Reade in the background, voiceover: "Joe Biden may have lost his fastball, but he can still bring the knuckeball!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (WqPYg)
On YouTube, 29K upvotes, 20K down so far.
I'm voting for Trump, but I'm skeptical about "America stronger than ever." Not with money printer go brrrrrrrr. Not with all the deceit and ignorance and deep division we have in the USA right now.
We CAN be stronger than ever, but you can't see it from here, yet. Hoping for the best.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 08:14 PM (qpX6U)
but I don't remember who opened for them..
so, meme failage.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2020 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2020 08:14 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 08:14 PM (U67az)
I should know by Friday. If it works out I will be starting my new job on the 8th...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!
Hope you get a positive call (glad the pole and lines weren't noticed too!).
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 19, 2020 08:14 PM (gtatv)
When I used to go caving, I was close and personal to bats. But I left them alone.
They are an amazing disease source. Even bigger than kindergartners.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:15 PM (hyuyC)
Dude's having a hard time not laughing. I had no problem laughing for him. It's an obnoxious kind of funny. One act in and of itself seems real and I could see the target getting ticked because they don't get the context of the whole act. But, stepping back, the act is pretty funny.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 08:15 PM (HhXSr)
at the UNMITIGATED GALL of this President -- NO new overseas conflicts
(in fact, reductions of forces) and AGREEMENTS TO COOPERATE among
longstanding foes in the Middle East.
AND ALL WITHOUT THEIR HELP, SAY-SO, AND OPPORTUNITY TO CLAIM CREDIT!!!!
WE HATES HIM! WE HATES HIM!
** mouth full of a bear-claw pastry **
"Meef tu!", A. Vindeman, USArmy, unfairly retired
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2020 07:58 PM (pNxlR)
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It's almost like he could completely eliminate the less-than-worthless -- nee, actually harmful -- commie-taken-over (Deep) State Department or something.
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 08:15 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bernell Trammell at August 19, 2020 08:15 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:15 PM (hyuyC)
You ain't just whistlin' dixie.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 08:15 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:16 PM (hyuyC)
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Wait...am I not supposed to touch them? NO not the bats. I know you don't touch them....they bite!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2020 08:16 PM (qlFIA)
Pfft. Amateur.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 08:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:16 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 08:16 PM (3fS1V)
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 08:17 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2020 08:17 PM (bKqNz)
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 19, 2020 08:17 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:17 PM (hyuyC)
Good to hear.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I never said that it was my pole and coke...nope, not mine at all...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:17 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (p/ef7)
I do the same. I listen to audio books, but I miss a lot for the same reasons.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 19, 2020 08:17 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 08:04 PM (HEEq1)
Jam only lasts until you eat it. Learning guitar goes on as long as you can pick it up and play.
I remember you garden, how is it coming along?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 08:18 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:18 PM (UUBmN)
He no longer likes to cuddle up, and purrs are pretty rare.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 08:18 PM (830x5)
Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
Jesse N. Hawk, 23, was arrested at the Portland #antifa riot. He's charged w/felony assault (2 counts), felony unlawful use of a weapon (2 counts) & much more. He's in the military & his social media show he was radicalized by BLM. He was quickly released. http://archive.vn/o1lqq
https://tinyurl.com/y5l4hq25
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2020 08:18 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:18 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (3vIkC)
Thanks for the ear worm.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 08:19 PM (AiZBA)
lost his fastball ... as if he ever had one. How 'bout a Trump ad with
Tara Reade in the background, voiceover: "Joe Biden may have lost his fastball, but he can still bring the knuckeball!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 08:13 PM (WqPYg)
Yeah - lol - probably glorifies the whole thing a little too much. The tone has got to be nauseating.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 08:19 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:19 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:20 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:20 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 19, 2020 08:20 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 19, 2020 08:20 PM (glGDV)
zombie
It's a choice. An advanced Western Civilization, heading off planet.
Or the Dark Ages. Led by the Left we could not influence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I wonder if the people who let Graeco-Roman culture slide to shyt had a program or if it was just sheer laziness. Like, who built that Parthenon? Oh well, let's get back to farming. Or was it "This shyt is too good. All these people reading and creating great art. Let's kill it."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 08:21 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 08:21 PM (nnI2U)
Made contact. You may have two of my emails in your spam trap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:20 PM (hyuyC)
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Good! I'll check the email. Thx
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:21 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: torabora at August 19, 2020 08:21 PM (3fS1V)
Remember the African immigrant firefighter whose life savings went up in smoke when rioters burned down his Minneapolis sports bar? He appeared with POTUS this week. Trump campaign aides donated to his GoFundMe. Biden aides famously donated to an org that bailed out rioters:
@KatiePavlich
Video: Trump Event Features Minneapolis Firefighter Whose Sports Bar Was Burned Down By Rioters
https://tinyurl.com/y57aoejy
Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 08:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at August 19, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
@MrAndyNgo
Jesse N. Hawk, 23, was arrested at the Portland #antifa riot. He's
charged w/felony assault (2 counts), felony unlawful use of a weapon (2
counts) much more. He's in the military his social media
show he was radicalized by BLM. He was quickly released.
http://archive.vn/o1lqq
https://tinyurl.com/y5l4hq25
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2020 08:18 PM (aKsyK)
Quickly released. Why even go through the farce of arresting anyone?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 08:22 PM (n6Cc3)
Please tell him there are hundreds of people who read your message, and we all send him our love.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 08:22 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 19, 2020 08:22 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:22 PM (p/ef7)
I was relieved to see that this comment was made by Mike Hammer. Because initially I was like, "Woah, someone's talking shit about Mike Hammer's cat. That's gotta be unnecessary roughness."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 08:23 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 19, 2020 08:08 PM (4thlk)
Sounds like a Jim Jarmusch movie. I'd watch it.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 19, 2020 08:23 PM (OX9vb)
Thanks for the ear worm.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 08:19 PM (AiZBA)
My pleasure. There's always an earworm available in my mental jukebox!
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 08:23 PM (3vIkC)
Would it be a surprise if someone said to you,
"I'm puttin' you on the news"?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 19, 2020 08:23 PM (glGDV)
I was going to do battle with my yard today but it was about 96 and absolutely no breeze, plus an air quality alert.
I decided to take a nap instead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:23 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 08:23 PM (fkBoc)
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2020 08:24 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 08:21 PM (nnI2U)
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Great! Thanks. I owe you an email.
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:24 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Generic Truth Teller at August 19, 2020 08:24 PM (KoOn4)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:24 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 08:24 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
............
I kinda do too. I try to keep my language clean but Ace is being a Bat-turd.
Posted by: Molly k. at August 19, 2020 08:25 PM (ZkIoe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2020 08:25 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 08:25 PM (uksaT)
If you were interviewed by Judy Woodruff
would you make PBS wheel her in like Hannibal Lector?
Can't be too careful after all.
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 19, 2020 08:25 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 08:25 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: 40 miles north at August 19, 2020 08:26 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:26 PM (J8nVw)
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I had Bertie Higgins' Key Largo, the mother of all gawd-awful earworms (or right up there) while driving around over the weekend. I wanted to personally beat whoever put that on Yacht Rock.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2020 08:26 PM (WCO+/)
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 08:26 PM (qpX6U)
Sounds like a great way to drink booze. Just set up a rack, bottles and nipples above the couch and I will never have to get up!
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 08:26 PM (3vIkC)
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"Black Lives Matter" = Acceptable
"I believe black people are just as intelligent, driven, and capable of self-determination as white people" = Unacceptable
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:27 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: Generic Truth Teller at August 19, 2020 08:27 PM (KoOn4)
Which tells me it's ready to blow!
Here's a map with the "footprints" of historic volcano explosions:
https://tinyurl.com/y2usldjv
Whew! Michigan is safe!
Screw the rest of North America!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 08:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 19, 2020 08:27 PM (OeBYn)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 08:27 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 08:27 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:28 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 08:28 PM (dNzKv)
Which tells me it's ready to blow!
Here's a map with the "footprints" of historic volcano explosions:
https://tinyurl.com/y2usldjv
Whew! Michigan is safe!
Screw the rest of North America!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Safe? Not from Gov. Bunny Boiler still running your state.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2020 08:28 PM (Egln3)
tinyurl.com/y5n59ofv
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 19, 2020 08:20 PM (j3jZX)
"A reporter asked the president whether he knew of the QAnon belief that he was saving the world from a satanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals."
Among other things. Not just pedos and cannibals.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 08:28 PM (hku12)
I kinda do too. I try to keep my language clean but Ace is being a Bat-turd.
Posted by: Molly k. at August 19, 2020 08:25 PM (ZkIoe)
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I think an exception is warranted in this case.
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:28 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Downcast at August 19, 2020 08:28 PM (+wSQg)
The Greeks lost out with constant wars between city-states, stupid policies, and in Athen's case, exiling all their leaders at one point.
The ancient Greek's governance issues could not handle bad times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:29 PM (hyuyC)
Looks like there's a forever home for Mr. Blaze, one of the rescue boys. I'll be taking him there next week. Right now we're doing some crate training and I spend time in the morning with him on a leash.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:29 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:29 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2020 08:28 PM (Egln3)
I'm tossing her into the caldera to placate the gods.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Kudos for your performance in Taxi Driver,
"You talking' to me?"
Oh wait, that was yesterday in the basement.
Official DNC Staff Leak
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (glGDV)
Smurf berries would destroy the petroleum industry as they're a more efficient means of power. Goodyear would then lose a major source of petroleum since less oil would be needed as a raw material and the energy sector would shift drilling/production.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (HhXSr)
This has been a scam of epic proportions.
It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (aSp4F)
The Greeks lost out with constant wars between city-states, stupid policies, and in Athen's case, exiling all their leaders at one point.
The ancient Greek's governance issues could not handle bad times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:29 PM (hyuyC)
In the immortal words of Socrates: "I just drank what?"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (x/sA1)
The ancient Greek's governance issues could not handle bad times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Thanks. I must read history.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (n6Cc3)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (KAi1n)
My kitties eat solid gold food.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (dNzKv)
Do they then get up and disco dance?
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (j9HX3)
The ancient Greek's governance issues could not handle bad times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:29 PM (hyuyC)
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Reading Thucydides has taught me that the nature of human folly has changed very little in 2500 years.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 08:32 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:29 PM (mht8P)
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How is Beast doing?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:32 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (MVjcR)
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hahaha
Such a cat.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:32 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: Downcast at August 19, 2020 08:32 PM (+wSQg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:28 PM (f8S3o)
...............
Apparently! Mr k. just came into the kitchen and said ..
" I just might donate to Trump's campaign." I can hear Tucker coming from his room.
Wait....., Is Ticker that you referr to Tucker's handsomer brother?!
Posted by: Molly k. at August 19, 2020 08:32 PM (ZkIoe)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 19, 2020 08:32 PM (glGDV)
"Uh...uh....uh....uh....that's uh, not who we uh are, uh...uh....uh..."
You're welcome.
Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2020 08:33 PM (Bisvv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 08:33 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2020 08:33 PM (R4aZ2)
In spanish, that's "Linda In Escaping." Did you mean "en fuega?"
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics
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No, "fugue" as in fugue state.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:33 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2020 08:33 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:22 PM (p/ef7)
Hmmm.
Rome heap big.
Rome fall.
Things were chaotic.
It got cold.
Lot of people got sick from bad air.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:34 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: jim at August 19, 2020 08:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Biff Pocaroba at August 19, 2020 08:34 PM (YFAIE)
In spanish, that's "Linda In Escaping." Did you mean "en fuega?"
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics
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No, "fugue" as in fugue state.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:33 PM (UUBmN)
Well, you have the stripper pole and the coke. Adapt.
Improvise. Overcome!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 08:34 PM (PiwSw)
...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:29 PM (hyuyC)
Second look at history, except without the "all"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 08:35 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2020 08:35 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, not batty at August 19, 2020 08:35 PM (BRkq2)
Your post yesterday mentioning Clint Reilly. Holy smokes! Not for one moment did I ever expect to see that name brought up here. That's some serious local politics. I suspect that you and I know a few people in common. Do you remember Jake McGoldrick? He sponsored one of the most over-the-top ordinances to get enacted here ("McTIC"). It was so bad, the California Court of Appeal affirmed it being stricken on the grounds that it violated the California constitution's right of privacy.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2020 08:36 PM (KAi1n)
Rome heap big.
Rome fall.
Things were chaotic.
It got cold.
Lot of people got sick from bad air.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:34 PM (cI3Q7)
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Crap-tons of Germans.
The Edict of Diocletian.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:36 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at August 19, 2020 08:33 PM (UUBmN)
Even with the en I never read it as spanish
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 08:36 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 08:36 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (UAMe5)
That's what I get from the Bible give or take
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (uEbPt)
They keep changing how many acres are on fire here. The wind changed
and the smoke is thick. Visibility is probably less then 4 mi. I have
puddles of ash on the patio and driveway. The Yellowstone Caldera might
clean this crap up.
I read where some of those fires actually create tornadoes. Is that true?
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (+ya+t)
he keeps trying to lick my sofa cushion that I'm leaning on
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:38 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:38 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (H5knJ)
Srsly?
Posted by: Metallica at August 19, 2020 08:38 PM (X8Oz/)
The head of the Virginia Senate, Louise Lucas (D) has been charged with two felonies.
Several members of the NAACP have also been charged as well as three public defenders.
Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2020 08:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 08:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
I am in no mood.
Posted by: Madame Pele at August 19, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
And I will get another cat, probably from a shelter. It's too weird to just have one.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 19, 2020 08:38 PM (JKNZq)
Yup. We are heavily imprinted with our Caveman past. It is deep in our DNA.
America and Americans was the biggest cultural advance on that in ages. But the Ur-Hierarchal Apes (Leftists) want to be reactionaries and send us to the past.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:38 PM (hyuyC)
Rome fall.
Things were chaotic.
It got cold.
Lot of people got sick from bad air.
Catholics and Protestants killed each other dead.
Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 08:38 PM (uksaT)
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (+ya+t)
Yes, fire tornados. Seen them in person.
Posted by: jim at August 19, 2020 08:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2020 08:39 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2020 08:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (+ya+t)
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Not hurling-Dorothy-to-Oz kinds of tornadoes, but it can certainly create localized fire-whirlwinds.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:39 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 08:39 PM (nFRLh)
Crap-tons of Germans.
The Edict of Diocletian.
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Snakes disappear from Ireland
Damn Vikings
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:39 PM (mht8P)
Respectful tip of the hat.
Are you doing OK?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:40 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 08:40 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 08:40 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Lucian Lincoln "Lin" Wood Jr at August 19, 2020 08:40 PM (luzVb)
Tucker says reports are Gay Barry is going to UNLEASH!!! on Trump tonight!!!!!!
Extra "sssssss" and finger points!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:41 PM (f8S3o)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, not batty at August 19, 2020 08:35 PM (BRkq2)
I think there's a baby gene I didn't get, where people are supposed to coo and get all warm over babies of various species.
It does nothing for me. Even/especially human babies.
As for cats, I have some here. Not babies. If I brought in a baby cat or two, they might get killed. And they would deserve it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 08:41 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2020 08:41 PM (fIHXk)
So, your options were: famine, bubonic plague- and if you lived far enough east in Europe: Mongols!
I'm kidding. You didn't have to choose!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:41 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 08:05 PM (TdMsT)
Hello, I'm President Hrothgar
God love ya', will you look at those bats!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 08:41 PM (eTZoJ)
California is extra fun this week, fires and power failures. You're really missing out by not living here.
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (MVjcR)
2K got me a dead parrot.
Posted by: wrong vet at August 19, 2020 08:41 PM (oYO5P)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2020 08:42 PM (aSp4F)
Rome heap big.
Rome fall.
Things were chaotic.
It got cold.
Lot of people got sick from bad air.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2020 08:34 PM (cI3Q7)
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Ha. That's pretty close to what I remember, honestly.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:42 PM (p/ef7)
Feature, not bug.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 08:42 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 19, 2020 08:42 PM (534JN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (hyuyC)
- reduced sun causes plagues (see: COVID)
- reduced sun causes famine (shorter growing periods and more pestilence on crops)
- the resulting misery caused strife
Hey! Welcome to 2020! That lack of sunspots doesn't mean anything really, amirite?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (j9HX3)
Tucker says reports are Gay Barry is going to UNLEASH!!! on Trump tonight!!!
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Apocalypse 2020: The Wrath of Barry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (mht8P)
Rome heap big.
Rome fall.
Things were chaotic.
It got cold.
Lot of people got sick from bad air.
Crap-tons of Germans.
The Edict of Diocletian.
Snakes disappear from Ireland
Damn Vikings
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You know what?
A Horde history book of significant event written exactly like this would be a LOT of fun.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:40 PM (hyuyC)
Still upset, can't get hold of my friends' family, but they have a lot going on, but I have made peace with the situation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (eTZoJ)
"Joe has the experience, character, and decency to bring us together and restore America's greatness," Carter, now 95, said. "We deserve a person with integrity and judgment, someone who is honest and fair, someone who is committed to what is best for the American people."
If I were in a competition to pack the most lies into one paragraph, and I had 3 hours to come up with my best effort, I could not come close to this.
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2020 08:44 PM (dOV9E)
Damn, blow your house down and burn it at the same time. I'll take Crook County over that shit.
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 08:44 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:44 PM (UAMe5)
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Apocalypse 2020: The Wrath of Barry.
The Self-Referencing! The Finger-Pointing!
The Degradation of His White Half!!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (534JN)
And don't forget the plague.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (HhXSr)
The last solar cycle is over. The new solar cycle is on the way. Solar activity is going up, from a low baseline.
The peak in 5 or so years will be lower that the peak in 2014. Which was lower than the peak in 2003. Refs upon request.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (hyuyC)
Tucker says reports are Gay Barry is going to UNLEASH!!! on Trump tonight!!!
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Apocalypse 2020: The Wrath of Barry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (mht8P)
Surely Trump is quaking in his boots - from laughter
Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 08:37
Haven't seen any. But they are real. These are in the mountains about 15 miles away. the smoke is killing me. I have cut back on the smoking. The other morning when the alarm when off I thought the house was on fire. At 5am.
Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (j9HX3)
Barely an inconvenience!
Posted by: Zombie E. Maunder at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:44 PM (UAMe5)
I was kinda partial to the electrocution, myself. But I guess we all have our favorites.
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (dOV9E)
Which is why it was such a head-scratcher that global warming would be a bad thing. on the whole, a good thing, instead
Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (3+Rsw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (534JN)
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I'm pretty sure he just reads whatever they put in front of him, these days.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (f8S3o)
New app?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (15yMb)
well fingers crossed we're sneaky enough to mitigate any length of solar minima!!!
put Elon on it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2020 08:47 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (f8S3o)
You might want to wait until it is finished and has had a cigarette. Just common decency.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 08:47 PM (fkBoc)
Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2020 08:47 PM (R4aZ2)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 19, 2020 08:47 PM (534JN)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:47 PM (p/ef7)
Incidentally, I'm finding the bat videos awfully cute too! I never knew they were called "flying foxes" until I started watching your video posts.
Posted by: Jill v2 at August 19, 2020 08:47 PM (A8Rd5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:44 PM (UAMe5)
A rare movie where I cheered for the "good" guy cleaning clocks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 08:47 PM (eTZoJ)
of course global warming is GOOD for life.
that's why the Left is against it! they are anti life.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 19, 2020 08:47 PM (j9HX3)
Meet me Jesus, meet me
Meet me in the middle of the air
If my wings should fail me, Lord
Please meet me with another pair
Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 19, 2020 08:48 PM (1eJby)
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (dOV9E)
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Well, that was pretty funny, too. But I was being brief, terse, concise, succinct and economical of word and phrase and sentence and paragraph.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:48 PM (UAMe5)
Still upset, can't get hold of my friends' family, but they have a lot going on, but I have made peace with the situation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 08:43 PM (eTZoJ)
{{{Hrothgar}}}
I hope you are doing okay.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 08:48 PM (TdMsT)
Democrat paranoia is some shit , man.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 08:48 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2020 08:46 PM (AwPyG)
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You don't understand how increased carbon dioxide for plants and an extended growing season works, science denire.
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:48 PM (p/ef7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Tucker says reports are Gay Barry is going to UNLEASH!!! on Trump tonight!!!
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That's what they're saying on MSNBC.
Maybe he's mad that Democrats didn't come thorugh in 2016. Remember how he yelled and shrilled at the Black Caucus? "If you don't make this happen for meh, Ah'll take it PARsonalleh!!" Never heard so much of an urban accent from him in my life.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 08:49 PM (G51Gf)
15 miles away. the smoke is killing me. I have cut back on the
smoking. The other morning when the alarm when off I thought the house
was on fire. At 5am.
And of course they don't stop at night. Hell of a thing to worry about. I hope it passes you by.
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 08:49 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 08:50 PM (nFRLh)
No one is abusing him by letting him run. He, however, was abusing us his entire career.
I hate this pretending that Good Ol' Joe was a good, decent person. He wasn't. He was pleasant as long as he could take all your things. That's how a con works.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 08:50 PM (HhXSr)
Steve Bannon's. War Room Pandemic has been removed from YourTube for violations of the terms of service.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 08:50 PM (WkaWu)
Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:48 PM (p/ef7)
Denire is not just a liver in Egypt.
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2020 08:50 PM (dOV9E)
Not that I intend on watching it; don't need to further irritate the stupid stomach ulcer I've developed.
But reading the Morons' and Ettes' comments on that sh**show will be both priceless and a huge stress reliever.
Thank all of you for providing a daily dose of laughter - much needed!
Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (4pK1/)
The peak in 5 or so years will be lower that the peak in 2014. Which was lower than the peak in 2003. Refs upon request.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:45 PM (hyuyC)
So what. I've been informed by Science!! experts that the sun has no effect on the climate. We're good.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
Ahem. pbho is the worst, by far.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: John Galt at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 08:50 PM (nFRLh)
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Ahem.
Posted by: James Buchanan at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (n6Cc3)
Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (RuIsu)
The fruit eating bats can be pretty cute, but the insect eating ones are horrible looking
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (KZzsI)
*hugs*
*hugs some more*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Mega MAGA hug, {{{{{Insom}}}
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (TdMsT)
MSNBC is nuts replaying Hillary 2016 saying "We can't trust Trump with nuclear weapons." They keep replaying that bite.
Where are the damn mushroom clouds already?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (534JN)
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 08:52 PM (3vIkC)
Mega MAGA hug, {{{{{Insom}}}
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (TdMsT)
Now THAT'S a hug!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)
These are the same idiot who have "You can't hug children with nuclear arms" bumper stickers on their Priuses...
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 08:53 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:53 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2020 08:53 PM (PiwSw)
Rome fall.
Things were chaotic.
It got cold.
Lot of people got sick from bad air.
Catholics and Protestants killed each other dead.
Posted by: stumck
That's a pretty good summary.
Slightly more accurate is:
Barbarian invasions.
Population explosion ios central Asia and advancing Mogol Hordes drove many tribes westward. One by one, they bumped intop each other and continued driving each other westward, as they simultaneously looked for new land to settle and fled to Mongols.
Eventually the leading of these "barbarian" tribes bumped into the far eastern fringes of the Roman Empire -- just at a time when the border was insufficiently guarded. They swarmed across, and over many years advanced across Europe topping all the Roman colonies, until finally in the 400s they toppled Rome itself. Looted it. Central government collapsed.
People continued living in Italy - -a combination or original Romans and newly arrived barbarian tribes, and after a few centuries, they were like, "Gee, I need some stones to build a wall for my sheep enclosure. Hey look, let's just take these easily accessible stones from this old temple or whatever the hell it is."
And little by little many of the old Roman buildings were dismantled stone by stone to build quotidian non-monumental structures.
The barbarians didn't give a hoot about Roman history, also. By the mid 600s or 700s, most everyone had forgotten the "glories of Rome," and were living in a post-Roman civilization.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 08:53 PM (HEEq1)
That's what the cats sound like.
Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2020 08:53 PM (fAcn5)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 08:50 PM (HhXSr)
Biden was also instrumental in that shitty lynching of Clarence Thomas, too, IIRC.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 19, 2020 08:53 PM (OX9vb)
If you were eating insects, you'd make that face, too. Hater.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 19, 2020 08:53 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 19, 2020 08:54 PM (PUmDY)
As Mike Hammer's Cat has aged, he has become needier, but less
affectionate. He's just tired, and doesn't feel very well most of the
time. Renal problems. I have to encourage him to eat. But, he still
likes to take a walk in the evenings, and so I do that, even if it is a
short one, but he's lost a lot of muscle strength.
He no longer likes to cuddle up, and purrs are pretty rare.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2020 08:18 PM (830x5)
__________
Mike, if you're still around: we gave our senior cats (both with Chronic Kidney Disease) subcutaneous fluids for the last couple of years. Real pain in the ass, but usually perked them up a bit.
But, yeah, at a certain point for each it became a quality of life issue -- and they both let us know in their own ways they wanted us to do something to end their misery.
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2020 08:54 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (KZzsI)
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As P. J. O'Rourke described a bat he saw at close range, looked like a colonel in the Rat Air Force.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:54 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: DaveA at August 19, 2020 08:54 PM (FhXTo)
"Insect eating is our future, it will save the planet!"
--scientist who never eats bugs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2020 08:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2020 08:54 PM (AwPyG)
***********
Is he going to hit PDT with his dildo
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (1Dmt5)
Oh, wait, that's the attic fan, vibrating the house.
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: DaveA at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 08:50 PM (nFRLh)
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Ahem.
Posted by: James Buchanan at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (UAMe5)
Did somebody say my name?
Posted by: Zombie Woodrow Wilson at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (UAMe5)
Word.
Posted by: Gilded Age II, reminding you that Alcibiades would have won the war at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (BRkq2)
They could have him introduce the real candidate. It would be ratings gold, Jerry!
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (0LaWm)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (luzVb)
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Better than the dead girlfriend.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (UAMe5)
SexBot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Weasel
As long as she didn't decide you were next on the menu, what's a couple of grand...
lol
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (WkaWu)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (J8nVw)
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Better than the dead girlfriend.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (UAMe5)
SexBot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
Cherry 2000
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (DLzZd)
I'm tired, I'm logging for the day.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (dwojT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (luzVb)
394 So I can die easy
Meet me Jesus, meet me
Meet me in the middle of the air
If my wings should fail me, Lord
Please meet me with another pair
Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 19, 2020 08:48 PM (1eJby)
https://youtu.be/37wV6D49iEY
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (TdMsT)
As long as she didn't decide you were next on the menu, what's a couple of grand...
lol
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (gtatv)
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She's curled up on my lap looking all innocent,
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
Never buy the refurbished models, or so I have been told!
Posted by: A Friend at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2020 08:53 PM (HEEq1)
Charlemagne: Did what I could to bring it back
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (n6Cc3)
Oh, wait, that's the attic fan, vibrating the house.
Posted by: Splunge at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (dOV9E)
As any sane person would, I'm doing something other than watching the Democrat Party zoom meeting. So where I am reading about it, I'm seeing stuff about this person or that person, and there are things being said that they're saying things about Trump.
But no one is saying what they're saying.
Which is not surprising, but very telling. I mean, what CAN they say that hasn't already been said a million times already. Truly, they shot their wad on Trump long before now. I think we'll look back on this year and say the impeachment trial was their death rattle. Whatever all the rest of this nonsense is, it's not a living Democrat Party, operating as a viable political entity.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 08:58 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 08:59 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (luzVb)
~~~~~
Haha! Never gets old.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 08:59 PM (sGotD)
They could have him introduce the real candidate. It would be ratings gold, Jerry!
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 08:55 PM (0LaWm)
*As Obama walks up to the stage*
A laurel and hardy handshake to our new....
Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2020 08:59 PM (fAcn5)
She stopped eating, we spend $2k on vet visits and tests which find nothing wrong, and she goes back to eating again.
Posted by: Weasel
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When she throws up at 2:00 AM on the path between your bed and the bathroom is when you need to worry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:59 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 19, 2020 08:59 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 19, 2020 08:57 PM (dQknd)
Kinky!
Posted by: Don LeMon at August 19, 2020 08:59 PM (fIHXk)
next up: Bathhouse Barry and His Amazing Shoulder-Monkey, Chip!
All around the carpenters bench,
The monkey chased the weasel.
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2020 08:59 PM (fAcn5)
Sheriff?
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 19, 2020 08:50 PM (nFRLh)
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Ahem.
Posted by: James Buchanan at August 19, 2020 08:51 PM (UAMe5)
More than a few were in the running for that title.
Until Gaylord came along.
He should be happy he wins that title. At least he wins it fair and square.
Unlike his BS Nobel Peace Prize.
My late, very liberal Canadian MIL was hugely enamored of the JEF - until he was given that.
When she heard about it, she called to berate ME - because he was the US Prez and I was her American DIL, I guess.
Why the heck should he be given anything? He's done nothing, she snarled.
I told her that was the story of the SOB's whole life.
We got along much better after that.
Posted by: Marybeth at August 19, 2020 09:00 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:01 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 19, 2020 09:01 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2020 09:01 PM (fAcn5)
When she throws up at 2:00 AM on the path between your bed and the bathroom is when you need to worry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 08:59 PM (mht8P)
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I usually find that with a bare foot.
Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2020 09:02 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (n6Cc3)
Some cat's been nibbling my cock.
Clock struck two, cat turned blue,
Might as well have swallowed a rock!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (luzVb)
I'm afraid.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:01 PM
Which airport you at?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2020 09:01 PM (fAcn5)
Where the white women at??? (Hint: Not at the DNC unless you count old hag Hillary)
Posted by: Mookie at August 19, 2020 09:03 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:04 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: morigu at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 09:05 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: A Friend at August 19, 2020 09:06 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy target dummy at August 19, 2020 08:31 PM (UAMe5)
That's what I get from the Bible give or take
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 08:37 PM (uEbPt)
There has been over 100,000 years of homo sapiens behavioral development. Yet the left know-it-alls expect to change the resulting deeply-ingrained behavioral and socialization patterns practically overnight, and are shocked and angry when people don't change overnight, despite being brow-beaten daily about the supposed need to change. Those people are too stupid to reason with.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: A Friend at August 19, 2020 09:08 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: not so at August 19, 2020 09:18 PM (vzKmu)
Live French missile found in container at airport.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=103905
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:27 PM (oZTS+)
Cognitive Dissonance
Inability to make logical comparisons
History only starts yesterday
Pathological lying
Unable to recognize cause and effect
No self awareness
Just a few of the things you will see if you watch the DNC Convention.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 19, 2020 09:28 PM (2DOZq)
I don't think they really care, as long as they get to control people - that's what they get off on, and explains how they can shrug off 120 million "mistakes" (ie people they murdered) in the last century: they don't care about the results, as long as they can stoke their control fetish.
Ctrl-Left. The most accurate meme I have ever known.
Posted by: Fen at August 19, 2020 09:30 PM (TNHVJ)
First world problems.
Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 19, 2020 09:34 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2020 09:56 PM (l9m7l)
Did Donald Trump start and fuel the QAnon movement just to land that line on a reporter in 2020? All things are possible.
Posted by: trev006 at August 19, 2020 07:41 PM (KMkKr)
I heard that. It was funny.
"You make it sound like that is a bad thing."
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