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MSNBC Guest Offers All-Time Greatest #Woke-8-Year-Old Fake Anecdote
Chi-Chi has nothing on this imaginary #WokeTyke.
If you're not familiar with this hoary old leftwing meme, back in 2008 (I think?), someone on Salon (I think?) reported that "Chi-Chi," the writer's #Woke8YearOld, relayed a poignant story about Chi-Chi's eyes welling up with shame and anger when he heard that some people didn't think Obama was all that, and actually wanted to defeat Obama at the polls. Well, the left loved these stories about tiny children who are just reflecting the neuroses and bigotries of their parents, and we've had a huge amount of Woke 8-Year-Old Punditry since then.“My daughter, who is 8 years old, when she heard that the vice president had picked Kamala Harris, her eyes got big, Chris, and said, 'My goodness, she’s south Asian and Jamaican, that means anything is possible for a woman.' And this is my daughter, who's 8 years old."
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) August 13, 2020
My toddler said she would like some juice and also Kamala's ties to Wall Street and Big Tech could dampen progressive enthusiasm.
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) August 13, 2020
Yesterday my 9 year old saw some footage from Charlottesville. Then she asked me if there would be a second Holocaust.
— Peter Beinart (@PeterBeinart) August 18, 2017
Apparently 8 is the age when children reach their peak wokeness. pic.twitter.com/uiPZmEuYQg
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) November 11, 2016
In which @JVLast compares Biden’s choice of Kamala Harris to the Colts’ 1998 selection of Peyton Manning over Ryan Leaf.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) August 12, 2020
Read the whole thing. https://t.co/lxljQoZato
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 01:53 PM (W2Pud)
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http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=181519
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 01:57 PM (d0WgS)
It makes me wonder how depressing it actually is to many on the left.
I mean, this is a woman who so excited the left that her high watermark was 15% in the primary.
15%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 01:57 PM (xZa3n)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 13, 2020 01:58 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 13, 2020 01:58 PM (/i8CN)
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 01:58 PM (nMHJ0)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 01:58 PM (FFFPW)
make the world a better place.......
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 01:58 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 13, 2020 01:58 PM (75OeF)
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Posted by: J.V. Last, Hold Fast To My Bulwark at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (2y4NB)
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Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (DyVwL)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Avi at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (T4qa/)
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (nMHJ0)
It makes me wonder how depressing it actually is to many on the left.
I mean, this is a woman who so excited the left that her high watermark was 15% in the primary.
15%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 01:57 PM (xZa3n)
NPCs for Kamala!!!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Just Sayin at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Avi at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (T4qa/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
oh, and climbing trees and spitting watermelon seeds.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (vGjSz)
The made up ones were great/
I think we should all make all u. fake "woke" eight year old quotes. It would be fun.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 13, 2020 01:58 PM (LPnfS)
Wise words. I must take some time to meditate on this.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (DyVwL)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 01:59 PM (nFwvY)
The Saint's cheerleading squad.
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (nMHJ0)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a LoFo at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (/i8CN)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (vGjSz)
I mean, he intends you to accept his lie-story as sincere.
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Even if she said something close to this, it's typically that the kid repeating something they heard mom or dad saying. Regardless, it indicates he is hell indoctrinating his kids -- nothing to be proud of.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (bDqIh)
Then the media moved on to Buttigieg, and he flatlined as well.
If the media can't convince the Democratic Party itself of these people's virtues, what chance do they have for the rest of the country?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (xZa3n)
Poor little guy.
Posted by: J.V. Last, Hold Fast To My Bulwark at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (2y4NB)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)
IIRC he (or his co-host or whatever) affected a high-pitch voice and said, "I'm a fetus," and went on from there.
So mockable. And they haven't noticed or learned.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (l8gTz)
My response if that actually happened: Shut up and turn off the TV. Do your homework, I'm sick of your mouthy attitude.You're moving out when you're 18 and if you pick a stupid major I'm not helping with tuition. At all.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 13, 2020 02:02 PM (Mk34O)
Then he asked *where* I am. Couldn't answer that either.
Posted by: Bernell Trammell at August 13, 2020 02:02 PM (vGjSz)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)
"Papa, I checked your ammo cans and you're down to 2K of 5.56 NATO FMJBT 52gr. I'll order more for you."
Good girl.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 02:02 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 01:57 PM (W2Pud)
Yeah, though "nood woke 8 yo" notice did give me pause. ;-)
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 02:02 PM (amQo5)
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 02:02 PM (nMHJ0)
FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:02 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jamaine at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (gmo/4)
"It tells Black girls that they can be president."
"For many Black women, Kamala Harris' selection as Joe Biden's running mate represents a full-circle moment after fighting for generations to have their voices heard and political aspirations recognized."
But, you know, none of that distinguishes Kamala Harris in any way from ANY of the Women of Color on Joe Biden's VP short list. ALL of that was baked in the cake. Kamala's just One of Them.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: Just Sayin
I'd like to subscribe to your IT department's newsletter
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (nFwvY)
If that kid knows enough geography to call Harris "South Asian" and "Jamaican" then clearly she's not attending public school.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (xZa3n)
Well they have engineered a lot of White Guilt since then.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (vGjSz)
Posted by: J.V.
I'd have been more impressed if she'd have asked why they didn't try to save their Guatemalan dishwasher.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (yCZVl)
Which explains why my then three year old strapped into his car seat while I drove around looking for a parking spot at the airport asked me "Dad, where the hell are we going?". He listened to his mother too much.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (2y4NB)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (A8oYv)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (pw+jk)
We'd really rather Biden stayed away from America's little girls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 02:04 PM (nMHJ0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (jUVms)
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Heck, my kids didn't even have to be woke 8 yo to have heard that stuff from me and the Mrs.
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 02:04 PM (amQo5)
CheChe
May 11, 2006 at 12:55:08 PM
Tears of Shame
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn''t understand why the President would be spying on everyone. "Even my Grandma?" she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President has ordered a group of spies to collect information on every American. "And yes honey, even Grandma", I was forced to say.
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessnes were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 02:04 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (hku12)
"I believe all of Biden's accusers!"
--Kamala Harris
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)
He's 4 months old.
Posted by: MJ at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (HEEq1)
One marvels that such toxic idiocy could occur, but it's also important to keep in view just how degraded the country is already - and drawing more attention to something like this never hurts, as it sometimes gets noticed up the chain.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (A8oYv)
Can you re-post a link to that terror financing thing from last thread. The link posted goes to last week's commercial property forfeiture.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2020 02:05 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (sGotD)
"I think that's probably one of the reasons she was a terrible candidate and was forced to leave the race: because she got her facts wrong."
He had such fun saying that.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (vGjSz)
Signed: An 8-year old.
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (nNo7P)
I am literally shaking.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (l8gTz)
I groaned. Yeah, the little girl wrote that shit. Totes not her wine mom mother who was watching the Lifetime channel at the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (PNB8i)
Didn't even know they knew how to swim.
Flooding here is nuts. Currently under a flash flood warning.
Yard is one big lake, along with the street.
Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2020 02:07 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 02:07 PM (nMHJ0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 02:07 PM (jUVms)
Harris is certainly not Manning in any way, but there is also no Leaf in this situation. She was the obvious pick from the get go. Making it seem like some type of revelation on Biden's part is just idiocy. It was always her.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 13, 2020 02:07 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 02:07 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (8k7U7)
ahem.
Posted by: Turkey Baster at August 13, 2020 02:07 PM (nMHJ0)
Screw you, presenters. You just wasted 37 minutes of my life.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (hku12)
So cute.
Posted by: Miklos Says the Strangest Things at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (QzkSJ)
that allows Rhode Island residents to vote by mail in two upcoming
elections without signing their ballots in the presence of two witnesses
or a notary.
The high court rejected an effort by the Republican National
Committee and the Republican Party of Rhode Island to put the agreement
on hold, noting that "no state official has expressed opposition."
Justices Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito and Neil Gorsuch would have put the agreement on hold.
Why even mail out ballots? Just let the Dem party fill them all in
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (hjWzb)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: ArthurK at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (uRdm9)
"If Trump wins again will you still buy more ammo every week?"
Betcher ass kid, he ain't gonna be president forever!
J/K.... I don't own any 8 yr olds.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (8k7U7)
I'm sure she bought the kid
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (hjWzb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (3H9h1)
Then the media moved on to Buttigieg, and he flatlined as well.
If the media can't convince the Democratic Party itself of these people's virtues, what chance do they have for the rest of the country?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:01 PM (xZa3n) "
Spot-on.
They are failing to even be able to bs their own loyalists.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (CNGys)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Sperm Bank Donor #96 at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Draki at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (XTb1H)
Posted by: projection on steroids at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (V9NdA)
I am literally shaking.
Posted by: Lance McCormick
LOLing over here.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (HEEq1)
Ace and the Mouth. Nope. that's not gonna work.
Posted by: MJ at August 13, 2020 02:10 PM (gAMkn)
I bravely looked at Yamiche Alcindor's twitter feed and uncovered these snippets she cites from the Associated Press about Joe Biden's choice of Kamala:
"It tells Black girls that they can be president."
"For many Black women, Kamala Harris' selection as Joe Biden's running mate ..."
Posted by: m
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Why does it take an old white man's coattails? Has Yamiche forgotten that Harris ran for president and Democrat voters rejected her before Iowa?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 13, 2020 02:10 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2020 02:10 PM (q177U)
Yeah, future toxic males and not as impressive but at least it's the truth.
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2020 02:10 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 02:10 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 02:10 PM (8k7U7)
Wombat #1, why are you troubled?
I'm afraid of Ford Eldorado F250 truck violence.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 13, 2020 02:10 PM (pB6Gt)
Can she explain particle/wave duality to me? It's a real head-scratcher
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm EIGHT, okay? at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (+lVUW)
So the Middle East peace deal. Is that a good thing or not?
Posted by: Jmel at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (k0JYQ)
Yeah, because they're so soft-spoken and shy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ZL+xF)
IRAN is awfully quiet about these incidents and "No Death to America" crap flowing out of their Sphincter mouths.............
Posted by: James at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (qM84C)
Anyway, doesn't xhe know that 'women' are now 'individuals with a cervix'?
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm EIGHT, okay? at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Right after she wraps up explaining quantum tunneling.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (gmo/4)
@RashidaTlaib
We won't be fooled by another Trump/Netanyahu deal.
We won't celebrate Netanyahu for not stealing land he already controls in exchange for a sweetheart business deal.
The heart of the issue has never been planned, formal annexation, but ongoing, devastating apartheid.
- - -
The focus needs to be on promoting solidarity between Palestinians and Israelis who are joining together in struggle to end an apartheid system. We must stand with the people.
This Trump/Netanyahu deal will not alleviate Palestinian suffering -- it will further normalize it.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (bDqIh)
My eight-year-old said: "These decadent, lying motherfuckers need to take their ball and go start their own country/countries. I no longer recognize them as legitimate. I sure as hell would riot over any use of military force to protect their shitholes. They also should kill themselves."
She then explained quantum physics to me.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (Rbu5d)
Can I sleep my way to the top too?
Of course, precious.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: spindrift at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (Gv2SJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chris W at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (ENWT/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 01:57 PM (xZa3n)
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Big tech and big banks have been at 100% since at least 2017.
The Dem primary was called off for her.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
___________
Ryan Leaf was the better pick, even though Chelsea Manning played on both sides of the ball. That's hindsight though.
Posted by: Furious George at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (9vQJW)
This Trump/Netanyahu deal will not alleviate Palestinian suffering -- it will further normalize it.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (bDqIh)
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When is she going to catch up with real Arabs from the Middle East?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Hoovered Snip The aborted 8 year old at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: LOL at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (Q3ZwH)
I've been conservative ever since. My mom was a huge lefty. She would have had to make up something woke for me to have said if Twitter and Facebook had existed back in the day.
My personal children are all woke idiots, in spite of homeschooling them. They were fine until college. Good news is, so far, none of the grandkids have college plans. One going into military, and 2 doing internships. Hopefully, once they are away from their stupid parents they will wise up.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (rw1l7)
So the Middle East peace deal. Is that a good thing or not?
Posted by: Jmel
you'd have to ask someone who's eight
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm this many at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (iTXRQ)
LOL; See if you can get a job at writing "Fake quotes for woke eight year old." You have a real knack for this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (WkPC9)
@RashidaTlaib
We won't be fooled by another Trump/Netanyahu deal.
We won't celebrate Netanyahu for not stealing land he already controls in exchange for a sweetheart business deal.
The heart of the issue has never been planned, formal annexation, but ongoing, devastating apartheid.
- - -
The focus needs to be on promoting solidarity between Palestinians and Israelis who are joining together in struggle to end an apartheid system. We must stand with the people.
This Trump/Netanyahu deal will not alleviate Palestinian suffering -- it will further normalize it.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (bDqIh)
Bill Kristol probably will echo the sentiments.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (puu6v)
Yeah, I mean politicians have been using quotes from imaginary friends forever and parents have been trotting out suspiciously mature and wise alleged quotes from children, but that is the first I know of that the streams crossed.
Joe Gephardt was infamous for his imaginary friends, who always had a quote about whatever topic he was speaking about and were from some leftist-approved check box group.
"As my friend Dikembe Wakemara was saying just the other day 'we lesbian disabled have to stick together against the evil Republicans!'"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm EIGHT, okay? at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (iTXRQ)
And if she can find the time, I'd appreciate her picking me up on Clebsch-Gordan coefficients. I've never quite understood those.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ZL+xF)
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I didn't understand it either. But I'm not a woke 8 year old so...
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (jUVms)
Yang is getting two full minutes, live.
Ratsheeta Taliban, BroFo, and the other one (whose name I can't even be bothered to remember) get squat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (unn44)
"oh, the horror!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm this many at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Draki at August 13, 2020 02:09 PM (XTb1H)
You know how heroin addicts will prostitute themselves to anyone who will give them money?
Kristol is addicted to mouthing for globalists.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (hku12)
I said, "Baby I don't know but she can swallow a whole kielbasa. "
My eight year old said "That must have taken a lot of practice."
I said, "Yep sweetie. Alot of practice."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (pw+jk)
We won't be fooled by another Trump/Netanyahu deal.
Fine. It has nothing to do with her.
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (nMHJ0)
Sometimes God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (LZ7Gl)
nah...that counts for Gaiman too
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (mNhhD)
@RashidaTlaib
We won't be fooled by another Trump/Netanyahu deal.
Yeah she hates the idea of peace in the middle east.
I'm skeptical this deal adds up to anything meaningful but this is the kind of stuff that used to win nobel peace prizes and weeks of praise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
So the Middle East peace deal. Is that a good thing or not?
Posted by: Jmel at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (k0JYQ)
Eight year old out front should have told ya.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (88+cf)
Yang is getting two full minutes, live.
Ratsheeta Taliban, BroFo, and the other one (whose name I can't even be bothered to remember) get squat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (unn44)
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I'm tellin' y'all.
The Kamala pick is 100% about control of the Democratic Party.
The Establishment won, and they're rubbing the activist left's nose in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: WeBoned!
You keep leaving your laptop on with the AoSHQ tab open.
I THOUGHT WeBoned!2 looked familiar. Tell him we said hi!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (yCZVl)
to the Manning vs Leaf quote
[ ] does
[x] does not
add credibility to the idea that Kristol would ever understand a sports metaphor.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (MVR7y)
See comments 15 and 74.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:06 PM (pw+jk)
Dammit, Joe! We told you the poor kids smell just as nice as the white kids!
Posted by: DNC Eldercare Strategists at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (Wm5SB)
oh, and climbing trees and spitting watermelon seeds.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (W2Pud)
++++++++++
They sound just deplorable. Good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (hYcqw)
I had an elementary music teacher that wore white go go boots and had a mini-skirt that showed her ass - I want to think her for bringing hormones into my life.
Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Heather Harmon at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: The SEER [seez all-knows nuthin] at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (ZDidD)
So the Middle East peace deal. Is that a good thing or not?
Posted by: Jmel at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (k0JYQ)
Eight year old out front should have told ya.
Posted by: Roland THTG
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (yCZVl)
No one really knows, but you have to admire his commitment to earning that leftist billionaire money at any cost to his integrity, reputation, and dignity
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Draki
Blood money from leftists and a servile devotion to Washington DC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm this many at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Boom
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 02:16 PM (BRkq2)
____________
My 8-year old was curious about that as well. She asked me why the media is describing as "African-American" a woman who was born to two non-American parents (one an Indian from eastern Asia and the other a Jamaican), neither of whom are African.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 13, 2020 02:16 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 02:16 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Jake Fapper at August 13, 2020 02:16 PM (vGjSz)
We won't be fooled by another Trump/Netanyahu deal.
I'm the victim of an abortion and even I know that an anti-semite will never trust a pesky Joooooooooo.
Posted by: Hoovered Snip The aborted 8 year old at August 13, 2020 02:16 PM (3tPHY)
As if I didn't know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:16 PM (PNB8i)
when the US in involved in a "multilateral" deal with several countries, it means that its kabuki theater for those countries to rip off the US taxpayer, with the politicos probably getting a kickback.
trump insists on bilateral agreements, which puts the US in charge of monitoring how the deal works for us.
It also means that everyone is scrambling to work a deal that's good for us, since we're the big dog (except for Britain, who seems to be wishing the commies were still in charge here.)
It's a massive swing in power.
Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 02:16 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Draki
Blood money from leftists and a servile devotion to Washington DC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:15 PM (S+F2a)
Blood money and servility to the Evil Empire II overlap.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (hpbeA)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (svbBD)
The worst part isn't these bullshit stories about 8 year olds spouting wokeness. The worst part is that people believe it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (NWiLs)
This was done by means of sign language through a sonogram.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (unn44)
As if I didn't know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:16 PM (PNB8i)
You may not know. Her daughter thinks the Green New Deal doesn't go nearly far enough.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (puu6v)
The Establishment won, and they're rubbing the activist left's nose in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
The Biden/Harris ticket is the establishment taking a Polish victory lap, eating their lunch in front of them, then raw-dogging their significant nonbinary others right in front of them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (DyVwL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: MJ at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Draki
you have to be eight
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm this many at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (HwiWi)
He said "Wow, that bitch could suck the chrome off a doorknob, couldn't she?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 02:13 PM (sWM8x)
I lol'd.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Buzzion
Heh! That was it! DKos. Couldn't remember where the prototype CheChe was created.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (MVR7y)
My daughter, who's 8, was crying uncontrollably and I had to calm her down. She kept mumbling between sobs about whores in the White House.
I assured her there have always been whores in the White House and how she has nothing to fear from Kamala.
So what are we taking about?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (WvQcX)
The Kamala pick is 100% about control of the Democratic Party.
The Establishment won, and they're rubbing the activist left's nose in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
Except Kamattress would be the friendliest president the activist left has ever had. Like the rest of the establishment, her speciality is monetizing America's downfall.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (vGjSz)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (yCZVl)
Not related.
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (8k7U7)
The Establishment won, and they're rubbing the activist left's nose in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
The Biden/Harris ticket is the establishment taking a Polish victory lap, eating their lunch in front of them, then raw-dogging their significant nonbinary others right in front of them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (DyVwL)
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This is Romney picking 2017 Paul Ryan for his VP instead of 2012 Paul Ryan.
Really, they're the same guy, but the base's perception of him was very different at the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 13, 2020 02:08 PM (MVR7y)[
Should I be going by Jay-Jay Guevara?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (PNB8i)
95 My 8 year old said: I find it interesting that a woman whose
grandfather was a slaver is considered for the VP nomination in the
democratic party.
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That's funny because my eight year old told me it made perfect sense. I got a smart little eight year old I told her.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (unn44)
The Kamala pick is 100% about control of the Democratic Party.
The Establishment won, and they're rubbing the activist left's nose in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
It is because they can. The Woke and Far Left will fall into line.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (HwiWi)
I think they believe that Americans are so stupid and ill educated they will think that means like Sioux instead of Punjabi.
And they are probably right about all their voters at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)
why they didn't save Consuela, their dishwasher, and make mommy super happy?
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
just wait til she's eight
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm this many at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)
The Kamala pick is 100% about control of the Democratic Party.
The Establishment won, and they're rubbing the activist left's nose in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
Except Kamattress would be the friendliest president the activist left has ever had. Like the rest of the establishment, her speciality is monetizing America's downfall.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (vGjSz)\
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That's not what the activist left wants.
They want socialism, not graft.
Kamala is about extending the Establishment's graft machine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: MJ at August 13, 2020 02:18 PM (gAMkn)
It's purposeful. If Trump insults her it's because he hates Asians, the Chinese, etc.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (vGjSz)
8 year old: "Mommy, what's a blow job?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (PNB8i)
Here, I can teach her!
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
__________
Another reason why public education is better than homeschooling. That stupid 8 year old would have learned that by no later than the first grade.
Posted by: Furious George at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (9vQJW)
The Kamala pick is 100% about control of the Democratic Party.
The Establishment won, and they're rubbing the activist left's nose in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
It is because they can. The Woke and Far Left will fall into line.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:19 PM (puu6v)
=========
15% of Bernie's voters didn't vote in 2016.
Bets on that number going up or down this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
"It's what I should have given your father instead."
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (yCZVl)
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (x/sA1)
Posted by: Raytonium at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (RdFF+)
They want socialism, not graft.
Kamala is about extending the Establishment's graft machine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (UWqZJ)
They both want America and the West's downfall.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (vGjSz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (r+sAi)
Neil Gaiman's douche quotient is so high that further increased levels would be undetectable. If you stabbed him, he'd bleed Summer's Eve.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (H5knJ)
"Are You More Woke Than an Eight-Year-Old?"
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (Rbu5d)
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Before or after naptime?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (UWqZJ)
Yep. The commie wing has been served up a gigantic shit sandwich of an old white gropy guy and a crooked cop.
It will be interesting to see how many of them manage to choke it down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (unn44)
So proud.
Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida
Yeah, notice how every imaginable thing is recorded by people on their iPhones an then uploaded to their Twitter, Facebook, Instagram or TikTok feeds -- literally every idiotic random non-event of their days, every day -- and yet no one has ever recorded their child actually saying the things they claim they say.
The phrase "Video or it didn't happen" is a truism that needs to be repeated more often.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (vGjSz)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (ZfRYq)
"Are You More Woke Than an Eight-Year-Old?"
Posted by: Flyover
If they are up against me, they'll probably win.
Posted by: Hoovered Snip The aborted 8 year old at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
"It's what I should have given your father instead."
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (yCZVl)
Ouch!
8 year old: What's a father?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (hku12)
He also asked if they would shoot Biden during the inauguration or wait until he reached the oval office then blow it up with a claymore on which they will find Trump's fingerprints.
Posted by: JB1000 at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (3Gy04)
236 Wait, Ace is Seb Gorka?
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (ZfRYq)
Have you ever seen them together?
Posted by: Raytonium at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (RdFF+)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (yL25O)
==========
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
"What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Raytonium at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (RdFF+)
Ace is Seb Gorka. Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 13, 2020 02:20 PM (88+cf)
I don't see the problem.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (PNB8i)
The phrase "Video or it didn't happen" is a truism that needs to be repeated more often.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (HEEq1)
Hahahahaha. Exactly. It's sort of like every inmate but Epstein being filmed constantly.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (puu6v)
being South Asian and Jamaican? It's almost as if they're saying, "Anything is possible for a woman even if her background is from those crappy countries.". That's just rude.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (dNzKv)
Depending on the crowd she's being pitched to, she's black, Africa American, half black, Asian, Jamaican, Indian, etc, etc.
Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Chameleon...you come, she blows...you come, she blowsssssss
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (WvQcX)
My 9 year old's staunchest political stand is "I hate the commercials and billboards for Frank Azar." And he's not even a politician.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM (uS2EJ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (2y4NB)
I dunno, Insom, the only people who would believe this are those who've never had children. so basically, they're preaching to the choir.
Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (922zJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Happy birthday!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (yCZVl)
Posted by: MJ
They're trying to make her seem like more minority than she is, since Indians are caucasians. So they are purposely adopted the British misnomer "South Asian" to make her seem black AND Asian -- instead of what she really is which is a white person with a couple of black genes.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (HEEq1)
Some people get to the point of fame where they start to believe their publicity and fans. He was that way when he was born. Alan Moore at least is crazy, Gaiman has no such excuse. He is like John Newton abusing his gifts and abilities to make disgusting corrupt songs and excelling as a slaver.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
"It's what I should have given your father instead."
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (yCZVl)
Ouch!
8 year old: What's a father?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:22 PM (hku12)
Yep, that was a hanging curve ball. The Horde never disappoints!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (PNB8i)
No wonder you have squirrels then!
Posted by: spindrift at August 13, 2020 02:12 PM (Gv2SJ)
That's such a nice, pure joke.
Posted by: m at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (u5MYq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (H5knJ)
+++++++++++
This is one of the funniest things I have read in recent memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 02:25 PM (hYcqw)
pretty close to Asshoe, I should think
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 13, 2020 02:25 PM (uS2EJ)
Garbage tweets by garbage people.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 02:25 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:25 PM (H5knJ)
Hahaha..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2020 02:25 PM (CjFDo)
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Yep. The commie wing has been served up a gigantic shit sandwich of an old white gropy guy and a crooked cop.
It will be interesting to see how many of them manage to choke it down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (unn44)
That Supreme Grifter Bernie jumped on board right away. The fact that the gullible left thought he was sincerely one of them is one of the greatest political grifts of the past 40 years.
Will it work?
Yeah, for a lot of them. It will.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:25 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
----------------
You deserve a jigger of fine bourbon. Happy B Day.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (922zJ)
Posted by: Raytonium at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (RdFF+)
I asked my 8 year old grandson about this, and he said "Some newbie poster shows up and claims he knows Seb Gorka? Wow, that's some real rando internet bullshit right there."
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (FTlwv)
If you cannot be forthright about your heritage, you should be fed to prarie crabs.
Posted by: Sen Princess Running Joke (D- beer) at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:24 PM (HEEq1)
We should mainstream the alternative, historically accurate appelation: Kamala Harris is an Aryan.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Are you eight?
Best Wishes and enjoy some cake
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm this many at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (iTXRQ)
further increased levels would be undetectable. If you stabbed him, he'd
bleed Summer's Eve.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (H5knJ)
+++++++++++
This is one of the funniest things I have read in recent memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 02:25 PM (hYcqw)
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Me too.
Golf Clap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Faraday at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (FhXTo)
Indeed. We get every girl dancing to a song but no kid being suspiciously woke and profound sounding.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (Kpl3J)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (RU4sa)
Ace, do you know Seb Gorka? He told me he knows you. Just trying to figure out the balance of power here.
i heard ace built seb's shelves.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
_______________
You and me both.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 13, 2020 02:27 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 02:27 PM (Rbu5d)
>>Have you ever seen them together?
Wait -- Have you ever seen them apart!?
They're lovers!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 02:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (H5knJ)
+++++++++++
I sooo stealing that.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2020 02:28 PM (rw1l7)
Exactly right. Why was Peyton the right pick? Better head.
PS Wtf is a "Left-to-Right Isolate"? It's the unicode characters that kept me from quoting this. They surround the '@JVLast'.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2020 02:28 PM (OFJlJ)
My 8 year old cat said to me! "KaMAla? Is that a new type of rodent?"
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 02:27 PM (Rbu5d)
Reprise of the old Boy George song Kamala Chameleon
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 02:28 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 02:28 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2020 02:28 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 02:28 PM (an7Mv)
I don't know why anyone is shocked at the cacophony of a small cabal of dishonest sycophants.
Social media is the domain of a very small cross section of our country, and it's given a very outsized amount of attention and credence.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (r+sAi)
The other day when Joe picked Kamala, I immediately checked twitter and many on the Left were like. "Okay, there goes the election...."
A few hours later it was a Kamalamapalooza Love Fest
If she is so great, why did she drop out first?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (8Xxh3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:17 PM (PNB8i)
If you're like every other married man then you replied "I don't know."
Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (w2LAm)
I asked my 8 year old grandson about that, and he said "you guys ever hear about John Roberts? John McCain? John Bolton?" I told him to get his mind out of the john.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (DMUuz)
The other day when Joe picked Kamala, I immediately checked twitter and many on the Left were like. "Okay, there goes the election...."
A few hours later it was a Kamalamapalooza Love Fest
If she is so great, why did she drop out first?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (7ixfo)
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If she's so great, why were their gut reactions so negative?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (nFwvY)
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Where did she get the Frankenstein forehead?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (922zJ)
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Damn right!
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (nFwvY)
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Bring back child labor sweatshops.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)
Because the MSM lives on twitter.
They think twitter *is* real life. And everyone they DN agrees with them, so it's totally true!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (7ixfo)
"The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them."
-
Some shepherd kid is presiding over an interspecies orgy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)
My 8 year old cat said to me! "KaMAla? Is that a new type of rodent?"
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 02:27 PM (Rbu5d)
Reprise of the old Boy George song Kamala Chameleon
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 02:28 PM (D3cJf)
I thought that was Valerie Jarrett??
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (bCLt0)
If she's so great, why were their gut reactions so negative?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)
If she's so great, why did she have to suck and fuck her way to the top?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (unn44)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (nFwvY)
And they fit into those really narrow coal shafts too. Handy!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (NWiLs)
It was closer to 10%. And the actual number of people who tweet more than once a week I think it was, was around 30,000 Americans.
Twitter is a huge megaphone that doesn't represent America at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)
A few hours later it was a Kamalamapalooza Love Fest
they just hadn't thought it through
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm this many at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (8Xxh3)
Yep. Which reminds me: whatever happened to St. Greta of Cabbage Patch? Is she in witness protection now, frantically working to catch up on her studies, or out shopping for a training bra?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (PNB8i)
My goodness, she's south Asian and Jamaican, that means anything is possible for a woman.
However, I think your average 8 year old would not make such a nonsensical statement.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (9hauA)
If she's so great, why were their gut reactions so negative?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)
If she's so great, why did she have to suck and fuck her way to the top?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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If she's so great, why was her best showing in Democratic Primary polls 15%?
Why did it take one exchange with a woman who never polled as high as her to knock her out of the "top tier"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (UWqZJ)
"The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them."
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Some shepherd kid is presiding over an interspecies orgy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)
I wish that Comey guy would just shut up!
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 02:27 PM (Rbu5d)
I hope you answered the child honestly and said "yes."
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Raytonium at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (RdFF+)
I asked my 8 year old grandson about this, and he said "Some newbie poster shows up and claims he knows Seb Gorka? Wow, that's some real rando internet bullshit right there."
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 02:26 PM (Kpl3J)
I believe there's a reddit, r/thathappened.
One of the good things to emerge from the digital age is kids are much more skeptical of what they read and see on the internet.
Pretty much any story that is getting discussed somewhere, someone will show up and say "oh yeah, that was my brother's sister's mom," or "you think that's bad, the same thing happened to me, but 10 times worse."
To which the reply will come: r/thathappened.
So yeah, everybody, I'm having a hard time typing all this right now, because my wife, Morgan Fairchild, is sitting on my lap!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Archer
When my 8-year-old read this thread, tears welled up in her eyes and she said, "Why do woke 8-year-old-jokes get stale after only 200 comments? It's not fair!"
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (HEEq1)
"Mommy, what's withholding?"
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: Paolo at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (7ixfo)
My goodness, she's south Asian and Jamaican, that means anything is possible for a woman.
However, I think your average 8 year old would not make such a nonsensical statement.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (9hauA)
It's an insult to 8-year-olds everywhere.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Slow/Blow 2020 at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (ZDidD)
If only.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (nFwvY)
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Bring back child labor sweatshops.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
We did!
Posted by: Nike at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (MVR7y)
"Mommy, what's withholding?"
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (PNB8i)
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"My drug dealer..."
-Mommy, under her breath
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (PNB8i)
Greta last surfaced to announce she had Covid. She probably will produce DNA tests soon to show she is blacker than Kamala.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (puu6v)
I'mma go play golf.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Be sure to wear your mask!!!!
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (bCLt0)
Why did it take one exchange with a woman who never polled as high as her to knock her out of the "top tier"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (UWqZJ)
Now you're just being mean.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Why did it take one exchange with a woman who never polled as high as her to knock her out of the "top tier"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (UWqZJ)
Now you're just being mean.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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You should hear me talk about The Boondock Saints.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:34 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (8Xxh3)
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They suffer from enormous guilt and a tyrannical impulse. Somehow it is related to children.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 02:34 PM (BRkq2)
I like where she's going with this, but how the hell does an eight-year-old know about the Hawaiian Basket Fuck?
Posted by: Masked for your Protection at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (9Fwwf)
I'mma go play golf.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Be sure to wear your mask!!!!
Posted by: tubal
Walk. Don't take a cart.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (yCZVl)
However, I think your average 8 year old would not make such a nonsensical statement.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (9hauA)
I had the same thought. "She's an Zoroastrian Eskimo amputee. That proves that anything is possible for a woman."
Huh?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (PNB8i)
15 %.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
That's because liberals preferred Dementia Joe to her.
I think the enthusiasm for her is based on the fact that there hasn't been incident after incident of her losing it and getting up in the faces of democrat voters and calling them names.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (+lVUW)
At all.
And It's visceral.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (MmFTx)
Be sure to wear your mask!!!!
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (bCLt0)
Actually played a course yesterday that basically said "FUCK Covid." The golf ball washers were open. There were water jugs around the course and rakes outside bunkers.
Normalcy......It was nice.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (L106N)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (9hauA)
You've probably seen the cartoons about being forced into conformity etc, about creativity being destroyed. So yeah, an 8-year-old's alleged 'take' on events is supposed to represent this purity of understanding and goodness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 02:23 PM
Please, not on one of us.
Posted by: Vespas of the World at August 13, 2020 02:36 PM (DMUuz)
You've probably seen the cartoons about being forced into conformity etc, about creativity being destroyed. So yeah, an 8-year-old's alleged 'take' on events is supposed to represent this purity of understanding and goodness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)
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But, dammit, everyone needs to go through public schools.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:36 PM (UWqZJ)
Walk. Don't take a cart.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM (yCZVl)
I'm not THAT stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
They really this is believable?!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 01:57 PM (bDqIh)
The only way this is true is if the woman told her child: "Repeat after me..."
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 13, 2020 02:36 PM (9hauA)
I'mma go play golf.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Be sure to wear your mask!!!!
Posted by: tuba
*snort*
*wheeze*
*dies*
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (W2Pud)
If she's so great, why were their gut reactions so negative?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)
If she's so great, why did she have to suck and fuck her way to the top?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, if that is the only game you have, use it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (D3cJf)
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Corrupted? As in shoving your cock down their throat?
Posted by: John Podesta at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (bCLt0)
I'm shocked.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
It's a variant on Rousseau's "noble savage" crap. All of mankind's evils result from society contaminating the wisdom and purity of the innocent.
Anyone who believes that has never raised kids, thats's for sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 13, 2020 02:11 PM (+lVUW)"
for demonrats, that's a wildly successful feature !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (CNGys)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:35 PM
You that say lik its a bad thnig.
Posted by: David Hogg at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (DMUuz)
Yep. Which reminds me: whatever happened to St. Greta of Cabbage Patch? Is she in witness protection now, frantically working to catch up on her studies, or out shopping for a training bra?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (PNB8i)
She's probably locked up somewhere waiting to get to travel the world in luxury telling everyone how they're killing the planet with their waste.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (d0WgS)
Anyone who believes that has never raised kids, thats's for sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (PNB8i)
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Where did society come from, then?
Aliens?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Is that parody? Because it sounds like the Bronson gag from the Simpsons.
https://youtu.be/-Bt4Ly9_9Qg
Probably my all time favorite.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (LxTcq)
She doesn't know who the fuck Kamala Harris is, nor does she care.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
I wish I didn't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (1ISKN)
I'm shocked.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (1ISKN)
"Hey, Timmy, you know Santa Claus is bullshit, right?
"Waaaah!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (PNB8i)
My bad rickb, I totally misinterpreted your comment, I thought we had another WeBoned! running around in here.
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2020 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Much like the regular media, Wocka Wocka.
Great evidence for 1% of the population controlling 95% of the media is Peter fucking Beinart's outsized influence. A decisive refutation is that Sefton still doesn't have a job with the press.
Posted by: Trev006 Montana at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Wd/c5)
Yep. Which reminds me: whatever happened to St. Greta of Cabbage Patch? Is she in witness protection now, frantically working to catch up on her studies, or out shopping for a training bra?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2020 02:32 PM (PNB8i)
She's probably locked up somewhere waiting to get to travel the world in luxury telling everyone how they're killing the planet with their waste.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (d0WgS)
Probably NOT modelling.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (bCLt0)
#wokesperm
My sperm told me that the media is creating a sense of distrust of large institutions in the American public.
Posted by: Mongo at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:21 PM (H5knJ)
heh
Posted by: m at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (u5MYq)
Aliens?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:38 PM (UWqZJ)
We find babies under cabbage leaves, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:34 PM (UWqZJ)
You start that and I'll tell you why Manos: The Hands of Fate is an underappreciated horror film worthy of comparison with a Roger Corman movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (d0WgS)
the insecurity of everyday existence under capitalism, shape their own
lives and collectively they decide who, how, when, and what shall be
produced.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (nFwvY)
Which is why you get kids who can't add, read, or find thier own home town on a map, but are able to repeat leftist tracts on multiculturalism and nufeminist ideology from memory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (KZzsI)
I promise to check them twice.
Look at me ace and the cobs
Because I'm a good goy
The nicest boy around.
I'm good goy.
Fapping only to BBC and cock hounds.
I'm the best boy.
I'm done fooling around.
I'll be your dirty gentile toy.
And I'll lick your man juice from the ground.
While bound and licking your boots
I prefer multiple cocks to call it a hoot.
Woot! Woot!
I know I'm a disgusting gamma tool
Costing ace bigly in his money pool
I don't seek solutions since I value being cool
I only bitch because I'm a midwit fool
I won't promise to make up the lost cash
Because I have a large gash.
Who keeps a list of the bad goys' hash.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (t4dNx)
My 8 year old read this comment and declared "this is proof that Donald Trump's election has debased our polite political discourse, has hastened our spiral to all out civil war and destroyed our politucal norms. Now, Papa, please pass me the organic humus while I finish reading DeAngelo's White Fragility.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (NZ97b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:34 PM (UWqZJ)
You start that and I'll tell you why Manos: The Hands of Fate is an underappreciated horror film worthy of comparison with a Roger Corman movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (2JVJo)
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I have never actually seen that.
I do have soft spots for some Corman movies, mostly Battle Beyond the Stars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:39 PM (bCLt0)
Hmmm. I hadn't thought of this, but maybe she's on Pedo Island.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (PNB8i)
Greta's in trouble because she's 17 or 18 by now, and can't pull off the "pure and wise 8 year old" gig any more
Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (AwPyG)
elizabeth meryl rosner@elizameryl
A bakery manager tells de Blasio that his business is suffering from reduced foot traffic in Chinatown: "We're all hurting."
-
Yeah, Wilhelm, you're the real victim.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (bCLt0)
You just described 75% of the American people.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (2JVJo)
The problem isn't 8 year olds thinking like liberals, the problem is liberals thinking like 8 year olds.
Posted by: Mongo at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (PNB8i)
Also: The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Seb Gorka at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (bCLt0)
You just described 75% of the American people.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (2JVJo)
Ah, touche'.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (bCLt0)
With tears in my eyes I replied, "I think so pumpkin. I think so. Now pass me your coffee, it's hair of the dog time"
Posted by: Moron parent of woke child at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (/bvAs)
Also: The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Seb Gorka at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (/nZod
0_o
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (bCLt0)
Not true.
I don't care what my friends think.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (hku12)
Well, its the best movie involving bare knuckle brawling and Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (1ISKN)
I've only seen this one with the MST3K commentary. I was entertained. But I'd probably have enjoyed it anyway. I like bad 70s/80s horror.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, one step out of the world at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (1ISKN)
I've seen few movies where the homosexual subtext is overt text. Fight Club is one of them.
Posted by: trev006 at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (Wd/c5)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (d0WgS)
Children need guidance not indulgence. These parents are bringing about the worst in their children. It pains me to think what the future will be like when they grow up. The ignorance being fed to them burns me up.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (UoNvf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:34 PM (UWqZJ)
You start that and I'll tell you why Manos: The Hands of Fate is an underappreciated horror film worthy of comparison with a Roger Corman movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (2JVJo)
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I have never actually seen that.
I do have soft spots for some Corman movies, mostly Battle Beyond the Stars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (UWqZJ)
Both are terrible
I do think there's some good stuff in Manos but the execution is SO damn dull.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (ifmtJ)
My granddaughter came home from kindergarten last year and informed me that boys can marry boys.
she later told me that trump is going to jail.
Private school, this year. And her parents aren't the only ones.
Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (AwPyG)
here's Selka and her new foster otter:
https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/
animals/live-cams/sea-otter-cam
remove space
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (dNzKv)
I do have soft spots for some Corman movies, mostly Battle Beyond the Stars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
Corman is a master. What he does on a budget puts a lot of bigger productions to shame. (Is he still alive? I can't track anymore.)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (OUMaO)
Well, its the best movie involving bare knuckle brawling and Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Snatch is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (q177U)
Snatch is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (UWqZJ)
I like snatch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (WvQcX)
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (O+AcM)
Elementary school children returning to a wealthy Pennsylvania classroom in the fall will learn that sympathizing with police officers is racist.
Gladwyne Elementary School - located in Lower Merion School District, one of the richest in the nation - will require fourth and fifth graders to read Not My Idea: A Book About Whiteness, which claims that white people who relate to police officers or decline to watch the news are complicit in racism. The curriculum also assigns A Kid's Book About Racism to kindergarten and first graders.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (bCLt0)
ignorant as hell and only care about TRYING to get sex...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (7ixfo)
I do think there's some good stuff in Manos but the execution is SO damn dull.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (ifmtJ)
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There are three movies listed!
-perfect Picard imitation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (1ISKN)
I've seen few movies where the homosexual subtext is overt text. Fight Club is one of them.
Posted by: trev006 at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (Wd/c5)
So he wanted to fuck the Brad Pitt version of himself?
*ponders*
I can see it.
His whole thing is dissatisfaction with his life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (ifmtJ)
Greta's in trouble because she's 17 or 18 by now, and can't pull off the "pure and wise 8 year old" gig any more
Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (AwPyG)
XiNN trotted her out for their "expert" China virus panel a few months back.
Then got all pissy when people laughed at them for putting her on the panel.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (DQ+ge)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Funny, mine bounces every damn time mine changes (I swear, nobody protects payment data worth a damn these days). Sounds fishy.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (UWqZJ)
Word. It's no competition.
Posted by: trev006 at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (Wd/c5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 02:45 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 02:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
this is The Fight Club . Here now, pick a girl.
Fight.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 13, 2020 02:45 PM (pB6Gt)
I do think there's some good stuff in Manos but the execution is SO damn dull.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (ifmtJ)
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There are three movies listed!
-perfect Picard imitation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (UWqZJ)
We don't talk about Boondock Saints.
We live it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:45 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Menack at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (buTO7)
My granddaughter came home from kindergarten last year and informed me that boys can marry boys.
she later told me that trump is going to jail.
Private school, this year. And her parents aren't the only ones.
Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (AwPyG)
Private schools are even more woke than public schools
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (UWqZJ)
I like snatch.
We all like snatch.
Posted by: Every male charachter in Idiocracy at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (NZ97b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (Tbqz4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (ifmtJ)
We live it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:45 PM (ifmtJ)
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I want magical gun powers that make me able to kill bad guys with ease but miss my long lost daddy when its necessary...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (UWqZJ)
I have never considered my race when I wanted to do something. I just did it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
"That's the person your daddy ran off with."
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (yCZVl)
Well, its the best movie involving bare knuckle brawling and Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Snatch is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:43 PM (UWqZJ)
Agreed. But Fight Club is the best pre-9/11 movie showing the collapse of the WTC.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (hku12)
She doesn't know who the fuck Kamala Harris is, nor does she care.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
When I was much younger I went to a neighborhood yard sale and for fifty cents bought an old deck of novelty playing cards. Its name? "The Watergate Deck."
So I took it home and opened it up and looked at each card in turn -- and they all had caricatures of people and politicians from the Watergate era, which was au courant when the deck was made.
8 of diamonds: John Ehrlichmann!
3 of clubs: Rose Mary Woods!
Jack of spades: G Gordon Liddy!
7 of hearts: Sam Ervin!
I carefully peered at every single card, one by one, all 52 cards.
I literally had no idea who ANY of them were. Completely mystifying.
Actually, not true -- I recognize the Ace of Spades, Richard Nixon. But the other 51 cards -- whoosh, right over my head.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (HEEq1)
Removing content that contains hacked information, the disclosure of which may interfere with democratic processes, such as elections and censuses. For example, videos that contain hacked information about a political candidate shared with the intent to interfere in an election.
Damn you Wikileaks with your factual information about the corruption and evil of the Democratic Party! We will not let this stand!
https://tinyurl.com/yxu7yknv
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (KZzsI)
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That's because you're sane.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (vg8iE)
I've only seen this one with the MST3K commentary. I was entertained. But I'd probably have enjoyed it anyway. I like bad 70s/80s horror.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 02:42 PM (H5knJ)
IMO, Hal Warren actually had a pretty good idea with the Manos storyline, and if he had not been such a single-minded dick and collaborated with a better writer, he might have had a pretty good script.
IIRC, there was a crowdfunded sequel a few years back that actually came out fairly well.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (2JVJo)
It was so cute, because she still has trouble pronouncing her Ls.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (F5Ao7)
Posted by: Les Nessman at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (3vIkC)
I have never considered my race when I wanted to do something. I just did it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (9hauA)
You got it!
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (1ISKN)
Well, he married a crazy lady, yes??
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (bCLt0)
So precocious.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (LBf6o)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (ifmtJ)
Due to his homosexual desires, yes. If he was testosterone overdosed, or even just normal, Marla would have far more of a role. So it's part wanting to fuck himself, part having a crew of men who obey and love him. You could probably do a thesis on gay Fight Club.
Especially if you tie it in with the Brownshirts of Hitler's SA.
Posted by: trev006 at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (Wd/c5)
3 of clubs: Rose Mary Woods!
Jack of spades: G Gordon Liddy!
7 of hearts: Sam Ervin!
I carefully peered at every single card, one by one, all 52 cards.
I literally had no idea who ANY of them were. Completely mystifying.
Actually, not true -- I recognize the Ace of Spades, Richard Nixon. But the other 51 cards -- whoosh, right over my head.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (HEEq1)
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This is what has made modern SNL so mystifying to me.
Well, other than the lack of comedy.
The political stuff keeps going after lower and lower members of the Republican totem pole. The classic stuff targets Ford, Reagan, and W directly. But going after press secretaries? It's such inside baseball that no wonder their appeal is selectivizing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (922zJ)
Love Kumala and Bob Marley Mon.......
Posted by: Kamala Harris for VP at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (1ISKN)
Wasn't he married to Madonna? That's enough to fuck ANYONE'S brain into oblivion.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
My 8 year old read this comment and declared "this is proof that Donald Trump's election has debased our polite political discourse, has hastened our spiral to all out civil war and destroyed our politucal norms. Now, Papa, please pass me the organic humus while I finish reading DeAngelo's White Fragility.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (NZ97b)
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On second thought, perhaps I reacted harshly. I think I'll turn over my investment portfolio management to my 8 yo niece.
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (MVjcR)
Not this one. My daughter asked how much common core is in the curriculum and the principal said "zero."
If anyone has extra money lying around, now would be a good time to start a private school. In SoCal the suburbs are fleeing in droves.
Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
probably also has a "Celebrate Diversity " sticker on their Prius and a "Hate has no Home Here" sign in the front yard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (1ISKN)
You mean until Madonna butt fucked it out of him.
Posted by: trev006 at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Wd/c5)
The fact that he dated, let alone married her showed a serious flaw in his mental faculties
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (vg8iE)
She sounds like a miserable see you next Tuesday. I've told my oldest daughter more than once to keep politics out of bounds for children too young to understand it. Still she keeps her radio on NPR so to expose them to retards with speech defects
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (y7DUB)
Well, other than the lack of comedy.
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They've been kicking out the Jams with lack of comedy for decades now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (922zJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 02:50 PM (J8nVw)
We live it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:45 PM (ifmtJ)
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I want magical gun powers that make me able to kill bad guys with ease but miss my long lost daddy when its necessary...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:46 PM (UWqZJ)
Let me tell you a story about a man named John...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:50 PM (ifmtJ)
My wife laughed so loud at the movie. She loved it.
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 02:50 PM (ZfRYq)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MSM HAS BEEN PUBLISHING LEAKED INFORMATION FOR 4 YEARS NOW IN ORDER TO UNDO THE 2016 ELECTION.
Posted by: LIZZY at August 13, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)
Greta's in trouble because she's 17 or 18 by now, and can't pull off the "pure and wise 8 year old" gig any more
Posted by: artemis at August 13, 2020 02:41 PM (AwPyG)
XiNN trotted her out for their "expert" China virus panel a few months back.
Then got all pissy when people laughed at them for putting her on the panel.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)
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I could have sworn I saw you screenshot here one of the #WokeCult cable news programs having her on (ammonia group of black faces) as an expert on "Black
Lives Matters" within the past couple of months.
Maybe it was a Babylon Bee headline ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 02:50 PM (DQ+ge)
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 02:48 PM (MVjcR)(/i)
8 year olds and liberals have the same concept of where money comes from
Posted by: Every male charachter in Idiocracy at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (NZ97b)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MSM HAS BEEN PUBLISHING LEAKED INFORMATION FOR 4 YEARS NOW IN ORDER TO UNDO THE 2016 ELECTION.
Posted by: LIZZY at August 13, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)
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What are the Pentagon Papers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (1ISKN)
That's a nice way of saying Madonna confiscated his nads and wears them in a pendant around her mottled neck.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)
@ToddJeffries 2h
The Austin City Council has unamously approved 150,000,000 in cuts @Austin_Police . This is the day "Little Portland" was born. #BackTheBlue @ATXPOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (DQ+ge)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (Izzlo)
@ToddJeffries 2h
The Austin City Council has unamously approved 150,000,000 in cuts @Austin_Police . This is the day "Little Portland" was born. #BackTheBlue @ATXPOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (S+F2a)
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Those who live just outside of Austin:
Expect home prices to increase very soon.
Think of prepping to sell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (UWqZJ)
the insecurity of everyday existence under capitalism, shape their own
lives and collectively they decide who, how, when, and what shall be
produced.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 13, 2020 02:40 PM (luzVb)
Give the little brat a copy of Anthem.
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (Dc5Qe)
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I'm living proof.
Posted by: Sean Penn at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (vg8iE)
@ToddJeffries 2h
The Austin City Council has unamously approved 150,000,000 in cuts @Austin_Police . This is the day "Little Portland" was born. #BackTheBlue @ATXPOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (S+F2a)
Hey Texas, wassup??
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (bCLt0)
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Do you think she is moaner or wildcat in bed? Never had sex with an autistic chick before.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (922zJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (O+AcM)
@ToddJeffries 2h
The Austin City Council has unamously approved 150,000,000 in cuts @Austin_Police . This is the day "Little Portland" was born. #BackTheBlue @ATXPOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (S+F2a)
Shit hole.
I would think the governor would step in and tell them they're not doing that in this state, but he's a bought off wheeling retard now.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, other than the lack of comedy.
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They've been kicking out the Jams with lack of comedy for decades now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (922zJ)
It's no accident that the last time they were funny--The Hartman, Farley, Dana Carvey years--was the last time they made fun of Democrats.
They made fun of Bill Clinton a lot
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (7ixfo)
Then got all pissy when people laughed at them for putting her on the panel.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)
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I could have sworn I saw you screenshot here one of the #WokeCult cable news programs having her on (ammonia group of black faces) as an expert on "Black
Lives Matters" within the past couple of months.
Maybe it was a Babylon Bee headline ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 02:50 PM (DQ+ge)
Nope, not me. Probably The Bee. In response to their really really putting her on their China wuwu panel.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (hku12)
Posted by: WitchDoktor's Eight Year Old Kid at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (yCZVl)
The Austin City Council has unamously approved 150,000,000 in cuts @Austin_Police . This is the day "Little Portland" was born. #BackTheBlue @ATXPOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (S+F2a)
Yeah, but imagine the tax cut the people of Austin are going to get now!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Kamala Harris for VP at August 13, 2020 02:54 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:47 PM (1ISKN)
That's a nice way of saying Madonna confiscated his nads and wears them in a pendant around her mottled neck.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)
He also crawled up his own ass with various Kabalah and gay curious shit.
The Gentlemen was ALMOST classic Guy Ritchie. But Charlie Hunman lets him down. Again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 02:54 PM (ifmtJ)
I tentatively asked if he wanted some juice. He said, "yeah, back in Israel."
His mom really needs to monitor his Internet usage. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: trev006 at August 13, 2020 02:54 PM (Wd/c5)
Posted by: MLCross at August 13, 2020 02:54 PM (K8Z2z)
Posted by: x at August 13, 2020 02:54 PM (nFwvY)
They made fun of Bill Clinton a lot
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (7ixfo)
It also wasn't mean-spirited, bitter comedy performed by unhappy, f'ed up people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:54 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:54 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13,
2020 02:38 PM (PNB8i)
Actually, Rousseau places the moment in the most primitive tribe imaginable (what people would no longer be allowed to call "savages"), involving the first person who slept in the same place twice, and focusing on the most primitive tribes imaginable singing and dancing. And he never uses the phrase "noble savage" in any work. Read the Second Discourse for yourself, and do not omit the footnotes.
That these idiots are lying on social media because they are concerned with being seen and with how they are seen, which concern obliterates their sense of reality is actually a Rousseauian point.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (BRkq2)
The only reason that turd can possibly be on the air still is because there's really nothing else to run that time of night that might remotely sell ad time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (ZfRYq)
oh, and climbing trees and spitting watermelon seeds.
Posted by: nurse ratched
And before you know it they turn 18 and its all about how fast they can chug a beer and how far they can pee.
Ahhh...so I've been told.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (axyOa)
Well, other than the lack of comedy.
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They've been kicking out the Jams with lack of comedy for decades now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:49 PM (922zJ)
It's no accident that the last time they were funny--The Hartman, Farley, Dana Carvey years--was the last time they made fun of Democrats.
They made fun of Bill Clinton a lot
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Hartman was funny just doing nothing. Too bad about his crazy wife.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (922zJ)
The Austin City Council has unamously approved 150,000,000 in cuts @Austin_Police . This is the day "Little Portland" was born. #BackTheBlue @ATXPOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (S+F2a)
Yeah, but imagine the tax cut the people of Austin are going to get now!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
*breathes and pauses so as to not blow the margins*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (922zJ)
Not sure why this reminded me of it, but there's a video out there of an Aussie dude with a sister that has a SERIOUS case of Tourettes and they try baking brownies.
It's sad, but hysterical at the same time. She can really laugh at herself and the things she does.
Greta would likely be a pissy bump on a log.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 02:56 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2020 02:56 PM (Tbqz4)
Do you remember the election all the Hillary commercials with children watching videos of Trump and then reacting?
I think the voiceover was something like "Our children are watching".
Worked really well.
Meanwhile, go to tranny reading hour and finger your orgasm troll doll.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2020 02:56 PM (F5Ao7)
The only reason that turd can possibly be on the air still is because there's really nothing else to run that time of night that might remotely sell ad time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
They peaked in ttheir first 5 years or so. After that, wwell, they have just lingered, like RBG.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:56 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
That and selling their shitty clips to taxicab companies. One great reason to use Uber, as if I needed more.
Posted by: trev006 at August 13, 2020 02:56 PM (Wd/c5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 02:57 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 02:57 PM (w0XWc)
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What will become of meal team 6?
Posted by: Pliney at August 13, 2020 02:57 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: WitchDoktor's Eight Year Old Kid at August 13, 2020 02:57 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
*breathes and pauses so as to not blow the margins*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: BurtTC
Well, you're certainly no Kamala Harris but give it a whirl.
Posted by: Willy B. at August 13, 2020 02:57 PM (axyOa)
Too old.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 13, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Zmnko)
If you go to his timeline, his pinned tweets says I don't have a daughter.
The fun is all the people getting super duper outraged without realizing it's a play on the Woke 8 Year Old gag.
The problem is that he's got the tone of it down so perfectly that if you didn't know it was a gag, you would assume it was serious.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13,
2020 02:38 PM (PNB8i)
Actually, Rousseau places the moment in the most primitive tribe imaginable (what people would no longer be allowed to call "savages"), involving the first person who slept in the same place twice, and focusing on the most primitive tribes imaginable singing and dancing. And he never uses the phrase "noble savage" in any work. Read the Second Discourse for yourself, and do not omit the footnotes.
That these idiots are lying on social media because they are concerned with being seen and with how they are seen, which concern obliterates their sense of reality is actually a Rousseauian point.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (BRkq2)
Rousseau is also famous for knocking up wayward women, then making the ladies leave the swaddled babes on the doorsteps of orphanages.
There aren't TOO many people the world would have been better off never having birthed than Rousseau.
Some, but not many.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (hku12)
Well I think they had a point but... Hillary was even worse, just slicker. That was the basic flaw of their approach. Trump is crass and crude, but Hillary is a monster
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
I'm sure you could find some 17 or 18 year old more attractive, less angry and more fun than Greta Thunberg to have sex with, provided you're 18-30 or have lots of money .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 02:59 PM (unn44)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:56 PM (bCLt0)
I give them credit for the John Lovitz / David Spade / Phil Hartman resurgence, maybe even better than the original run - but that was it. And that was a long time ago too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)
oh, and climbing trees and spitting watermelon seeds.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM
Wrong gender. Only 8-year old girls are schmatt.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 13, 2020 02:59 PM (qe5CM)
If eight year old can decide on who to vote for, they can also make other important decisions.
Posted by: SOROS at August 13, 2020 03:00 PM (nwyyF)
Posted by: alexthechick
Sounds like our very own JoeF. and Mitt Romney.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 03:00 PM (yCZVl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 03:00 PM (yQpMk)
I've been in plenty of fights
Fight Club is total BS
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 03:00 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 03:01 PM (ZL+xF)
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 03:01 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 03:01 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 13, 2020 03:01 PM (Y6UV7)
There aren't TOO many people the world would have been better off never having birthed than Rousseau.
Some, but not many.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (hku12)
Now I like his jungle paintings. But his people always just look weird, like they're about to be eaten by a tiger.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 03:01 PM (Kpl3J)
If eight year old can decide on who to vote for, they can also make other important decisions.
Posted by: SOROS
Damned skippy!
When my daughter was eight, she decided to run away from home. I helped her pack and told her to write when she found work.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (axyOa)
It's sad, but hysterical at the same time. She can really laugh at herself and the things she does.
Greta would likely be a pissy bump on a log.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
There's a young lady on Youtube and/or Twitch, does gaming videos, and occasionally otherwise talks about her life experiences.
Very very cute, and very very Tourettes. The stuff that comes out of her mouth....
I think they tried to get her canceled for something she said. Because of course they did.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (hku12)
I'm sure you could find some 17 or 18 year old more attractive, less angry and more fun than Greta Thunberg to have sex with, provided you're 18-30 or have lots of money .
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Fen, I sowed my wild oats widely years ago. I am a married guy with a kid college. But, yeah, when I look at Greta I try to imagine her happy and fun. Its hard but I do this cuz I'm a humanitarian.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (922zJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (fIHXk)
Like the rest, he's completely lost his shit.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 02:37 PM (bCLt0)
>>>and only care about sex (which they invented)
Posted by: m at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (u5MYq)
Zardoz Posiedon Adventure
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
The stern is good, the bow is evil.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (yQpMk)
Even at their best, forecasters tend to "drive the car by looking out the rear view mirror" while at their worst (and most pretentious) they simply promote delusional fantasies.
Posted by: WitchDoktor's Eight Year Old Kid at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (4k/Uz)
Zardoz Posiedon Adventure
Posted by: Archer
Really, Zardoz/anything would always be an improvement over the original.
I'd pay to see Zardoz Terms of Endearment.
Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2020 03:03 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Weasel
Don't let your eight year old stick his/her leg out around my dog.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 03:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 03:03 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Stout at August 13, 2020 03:03 PM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2020 03:04 PM (w0XWc)
Very very cute, and very very Tourettes. The stuff that comes out of her mouth....
I think they tried to get her canceled for something she said. Because of course they did.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 03:02 PM (hku12)
Sweet Anita. Learned about her here I think. I still watch her sometimes. She's hilarious. My favorite tick was, "My fingers smell like Jesus."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 03:04 PM (1ISKN)
It's a trend with those guys.
Karl Marx took sexual advantage of the family's servant girl, then made her give up the baby for adoption.
"Solidarity with the working class? Yeah, I've got something solid for you, honey. Heheheh."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 03:04 PM (unn44)
Ahhh...so I've been told.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2020 02:55 PM (axyOa)
Not just for 18 year olds
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at August 13, 2020 03:05 PM (2HOsT)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 03:06 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mookie at August 13, 2020 03:07 PM (3vIkC)
Mumsey Dearest's favorite saying was, "Children should be seen and not heard."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 13, 2020 03:10 PM (HaL55)
The Austin City Council has unamously approved 150,000,000 in cuts @Austin_Police . This is the day "Little Portland" was born. #BackTheBlue @ATXPOA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2020 02:51 PM (S+F2a)
Yeah, but imagine the tax cut the people of Austin are going to get now!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
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Our city raised property taxes to pay for the programming of our traffic system (we have major freeway going through town). I look forward to the reduction once it's paid off in two years! /
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 03:11 PM (amQo5)
473 Greta's in trouble because she's 17 or 18 by now, and can't pull off the "pure and wise 8 year old" gig any more
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Do you think she is moaner or wildcat in bed? Never had sex with an autistic chick before.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2020 02:52 PM (922zJ)
I think... I'd be sickened by whoever knows the answer about her.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 03:13 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 13, 2020 03:04 PM (unn44)
I was addressing the theoretical point. I am not advocating for Rousseau, although I do think the Second Discourse is amazing.
I do also recommend the provocative First Discourse, where he argues that it is not only the case that morals do NOT automatically advance with technology, but in fact the two are inversely related.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 03:17 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Stout at August 13, 2020 03:20 PM (EHSFD)
Totes coincidence.
Posted by: SOROS at August 13, 2020 03:26 PM (ON09W)
Please. This meme is 40 years old if it's a day.
I'm old enough to remember Jimmy Carter pulling this shit in one of the debates with Reagan, back in 1980. According to Jimmy, 13 year-old Amy's biggest concern was control of nuclear arms.
Posted by: Keith Vollero at August 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Nw1FJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2020 03:44 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Stout at August 13, 2020 03:20 PM (EHSFD)
heh
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 13, 2020 04:00 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2020 04:11 PM (/0fQX)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 13, 2020 02:00 PM (/i8CN)
As opposed to the "Nice" President.
Cf Granny's response to being named "Vice President" when the Clampetts took over Drysdale's bank.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2020 04:16 PM (/0fQX)
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